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my life is so full of stress and sadness i cant barely take it anymore

how do i take it easy like you /jp/?

>> No.13425801

jus b urslf

>> No.13425810
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13425810

Everyday i wake up and i wish i didn't.
I'm a 25yo kissless virgin living on my moms basement. I have experienced nothing, done nothing with my life.

The only way i take it easy is getting high and cruising on The Jay

>> No.13425830

>>13425810
Don't give in until you become a wizard, I believe in you!

>> No.13425886
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>>13425810
>The Jay

>> No.13425905

>>13425810
No self respecting /jp/sie would be doing drugs!

>> No.13425919

>>13425905
You stop caring about things like that eventually

>> No.13425923
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>>13425810

>> No.13425951
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13425951

Mess around on my computer, listen to music. Taking it easy isn't hard.

>> No.13425953

>>13425905
In /jp/ there's always a police wannabee or government worker waiting for you to mention drugs

>> No.13425957

>>13425810
With this you already got 5 replys, you need to live a month more before the suicide.

>> No.13425961

>>13425810
You wanna talk about it, anon?

>> No.13425962

What would you do if you woke up and found Another Man's Cock in Your Ass, but it was not attached to another man?

>> No.13425964
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13425964

I try to take it easy as much as I can, but the world is a harsh place, so I have to take help of cannabis quite frequently.

>> No.13425974

>>13425962
Take it out.

>> No.13425980

>>13425780
This seems more like /adv/ stuff, but I hear ya.

Lately I've been watching ASMR vids on Youtube which relax and help me sleep. Find the ASMR vids with the bigger views as this usually means they're better quality. Depending on the vids, sometimes wearing headphones enhances the relaxation. If the vids produce a tingling sensation on your head (which many are meant to do), you've just moved on to something truly awesome.

>> No.13425985

>>13425974
Why would I touch another man's cock you asshole.

>> No.13425999

How do jaypees even get drugs. How do they find connections and such.

>> No.13426001

>>13425985
Cause you don't wanna walk around with another man's cock in your asshole, you asshole.

>> No.13426012

>>13425999
I just went outside and asked immigrants until someone sold me some, saved his phone number and but about 5 grams of hash every 3 week or something.

>> No.13426019

>>13425985
Doing drugs is like having another man's cock in your ass.

>> No.13426024

>>13426001
Why wouldn't I want to walk around with another man's cock in my asshole, you asshole.

>> No.13426028

>>13425999
legal hallucinogens from the internet, nhk style!

>> No.13426031

>>13425951

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/61555/

>> No.13426039
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>>13426024

>> No.13426040

I listen to high-BPM moe songs until the urge to blog about my life goes away.

>> No.13426051

>>13425999
I bought prescription drugs from some shady Indian site once.

>> No.13426084

>>13425999
Darknet, dude. You don't need social skills anymore. The Internet is wonderful.

>> No.13426156

speaking of drugs has anyone here done mxe? ive been thinking of buying some but idk ive never done any kind of drug before..
im a drug otaku so this is an ok discussion for jaypee

>> No.13426161

>>13426156

Go home Kirtaner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99AjwZaL5QU

>> No.13426734

>>13426156
I forget if MXE is legal or not and idk where you can get it from
The only dissociative I've done is DXM ,which is my drug of choice .

>> No.13426747

I can't take it easy with druggies around!!!

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>>13426747
jaypee is druggie territory now

>> No.13426772

>>13426765
I want to turn /jp/ into gun nuts, not druggies.

>> No.13426778

>>13426747
I'm gonna blow pot smoke in your face. What're you gonna do about it, squaresville?

>> No.13426787

>>13426765
Shouldn't you be in bed, kid?

>> No.13426789

>>13426734
where do you get dxm? ive been interested but i dont want to kill myself yet from ODing on the wrong medicine or something..

>> No.13426815

>>13426778
Shoot you, of course.

WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS

>> No.13426817

>>13426789
It's pretty easy to synthesize DXM. You just have to mix bleach and ammonia, and then breathe the fumes.

>> No.13426827

>>13426817
strange, that sounds like the same way to get to gensokyo

>> No.13426830

>>13426789
It's cough syrup (or gel capsules if you prefer that) so buy it from any store that sells medicine. Just make sure that you look at the ingredients. You only want to get medicine with dextromethorphan as the ONLY active ingredient. guaifenesin makes you puke and some other ingredient they sometimes put in it can actually kill you.

>> No.13426868

>>13426815
Well, too bad. I'm going to just teleport you and stab yo uwith my katana, pussyboy

>> No.13426875

>>13426817
I thought that was how you made sweet crystals.

>> No.13426876
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13426876

Believe in urself that believes in you /jp/

>> No.13426896

>>13426868
Please no bully.

>> No.13427094
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>>13426772

Once they were gun nuts what would you do with them?

>> No.13427097

>>13427094
Create a /jp/ nation/mansion/place where everyone take it easy and profit off firearm sale.

>> No.13427105

Well i don't work, i just have a retard family. so it would be pretty easy if i wasn't sick and if i wouldn't care i'll be homeless.

>> No.13427139
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>>13427097
But who would handle diplomacy and politics?

>> No.13427145

>>13426039
why does it look like he's holding an invisible cup

>> No.13427148

>>13427139
The ones with the most guns of course.

>> No.13427185
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>>13425780
>stress and sadness
I don't really understand feelings like that, I know I've had them before but I never retain them. The most I ever feel stressed-out or sad is for a few minutes and then I'm fine and happy again. A lot of feelings people have confuse me.

So I keep it easy by possibly having brain damage.

>>13426876
Why is she punching herself?

>> No.13427284

>>13426156
What do you want to know?

>> No.13427326

>>13427185
Being completely serious, that sort of sounds like autism. Then again I feel that way a lot but that's just because I'm dead inside and I don't have autism (probably)

>> No.13427352

>>13425780
Kava, green tea and touhou music

>> No.13427407

>>13427326
That might be a possibility but unlike the average autistic person I know how to properly behave in social situations I just can't connect/understand the feels others or really have those feels myself so maybe it's like a low-end type of autism. If that is even a thing.

>> No.13427457

>>13427407
>If that is even a thing
It is. Autism is a spectrum so there are "low" parts of it and "high" parts of it.

>> No.13427519

>>13427145
His pocket looks like a cup in the thumbnail.

>> No.13427607
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13427607

I wish I knew how to cheer up my /jp/ friend who's super self-loathing and sad all the time

>> No.13427626

>>13427607
suck his cock, dude

>> No.13427635

>>13427607
Don't make me wait anymore and do >>13427626

>> No.13427636
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>>13427607
How did you manage to make a friend from here?

>> No.13427637

>>13427607
Just suck his cock, dude.

>> No.13427692

>>13425953
>police wannabe
How can one be a police wannabe? Can easily become a real police officer. All you've got to do is graduate HS, pass the Civil Services test, & do some basic training.

>> No.13427708

I've tried to buy drugs before but they always scam me and sell me grass, oregano, tea etc

>> No.13427713

I listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_coVR9c3Fho

It really relaxes me knowing I'm not dirty corean.

>> No.13427784

>>13427607
Dude his suck, cock.

>> No.13427796

>>13426896
Too bad, queerboy! You can play with your popguns or you can spend all of your money on nukige and run with the big dogs.

>>13427713
Dokdo is corean land!

>> No.13427803

>>13427796
I can play with both guns and nukige though.

Just don't accidental discharge.

>> No.13427819

>>13427803
Uh, no you can't, if you're spending money on guns you're not spending money on Japanese hobbies. Q.E.D. boy, now get OUT before I school you again...

>> No.13427841

>>13427819
One does not NEED to pay money for japanese hobbies to enjoy them...

I should still support them tho.

>> No.13427852

>>13427841
Your mom didn't have a hard time supporting my cock with her tongue last night

>> No.13427864

>>13427852
"Hidoi" yo.

>> No.13427870

I regret robbing the convenient store /jp/...... Damn thing only have $300

>> No.13427874

>>13427636
I also want my own /jp/ friend!

>> No.13427910

>>13427874
We could be each other's /jp/ friend.

>> No.13427923

>>13427852
That's because it was such a small cock, dude.

>> No.13427964

>>13427923
Woah, DUDE. BACK the FUCK up, doy uo know EVEN who you are fucking MESSING WITH?...

>> No.13427976

>>13427708
Order from some darknet market. It's pretty easy to not get scammed if you look at reviews and only buy from trusted sellers. Having drugs makes life much less unbearable. I honestly don't know how I wouldn't commit sudoku without drugs and alcohol.

>> No.13427986

>>13427910
I don't know what to say!

>> No.13427997
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it would be nice to fall asleep and never wake up

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>>13427997
indeed

>> No.13428034

>>13427986
Me either, but you're a bit cute.

>> No.13428068

>>13427997
That would be nice, wouldn't it?
I wonder what kind of dream I would have.

>> No.13428095
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13428095

There's no drive left, /jp/
I used to have lots of fun with everything and I was super laid-back
Nothing really makes me feel happy or excited anymore, it's just all there, I'm not even sad or anything
I'm just living

>> No.13428106

>>13428095
>There's no drive left
Theres always a road to drive, Josh.

>> No.13428136

>>13428106
No car no money no means
Eh, I'll probably just end up killing myself at the end of this year, unless things turn around.

>> No.13428150

>>13428136
きもちわるい dude.

>> No.13428550

emos

>> No.13429177

>>13427145
He's holding an invisible dick.

>> No.13429183

>>13428136
I hope they will, then.

>> No.13429271

>>13425810
don't go anon, please, no more

>> No.13429298
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>>13428136
so, what would make you happy?
a job?
apply for one. if nothing's around get out from your cosy room and get one in another city.
a girlfriend?
sorry pal, frogs don't come to you, you go to the frogs.
a friend?
start makinjg one, in this very thread if need be.

>> No.13429380
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>>13425810
I feel ya

>> No.13429415

>>13425780

Taking it easy is my whole life philosophy but it doesn't happen all by itself. It's counter-intuitive but sometimes you have to work hard to take it easy.

>> No.13429419

>>13428068
you wouldn't have one

>> No.13429475

>>13429298
I just don't know at this point, I'm kind of just waiting for something to happen.
And yes, I know that I have to go out and make it for myself, but for some reason I just don't feel like it's all worth it.
Pretty pathetic, huh

>> No.13429487

>>13425780
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>> No.13429491

all i ever wanted was to take it easy.

>> No.13429525

>>13429491
Vi sitter i Ventrilo och spelar DotA

>> No.13429556

>>13429525
Du också?

>> No.13429594

>>13427607
tell him you love him or something

>> No.13429864

>>13428006
What do you think CHEN is dreaming about?

>> No.13429980

>>13429864
Ran-shama

>> No.13429996
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>>13427607
That picture tells you what must be done.
He needs a maid doge in his life.

>> No.13430116

>>13427976
But how to use bitcoin without it being traced back to your credit card?

>> No.13430196

>>13429475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXMbbnumBU

>> No.13430203

>>13430116
there are tumblers but it's not worth it

just buy double what you need send to it another btc address then send half *preferrably random amounts* to your DNM address. send the rest as needed

nobody has ever been arrested due to blockchain analysis, but I understand your concern

>> No.13430229

There sure are a lot of depression related threads on /jp/ this week. Is Golden Week like the weeb version of Christmas or something?

>> No.13430249

>>13430229
/r9k/ started playing touhou

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