Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

He has the Mummies!
From 1525 B.C.
He has the Mummies!
Protection for the Pharaoh teen
He has the Mummies!
They're hanging by the Western Gate
He has the Mummies!
They're going to save the world today
The Egyptian way
They're Mummies Alive!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13521030
Y'know, I never got around to watching that. I heard it was pretty decent.

...but I suppose this is the wrong place to discuss such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

First for sharks!

[Anonymous No.]

Let's make this a thread that's comfy for everyone from vanilla Elves to Abominations!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521041
Abominations must die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521041
What about Matangos?

[Anonymous No.]

Dragonsluts only sleep with their waifu so they can access her hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521038
>>13521040

Damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521044
Jokes on you, I picked out all the valuable things from my Wurm's hoard and invested it all, and now I'm earning 12% interest a year on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521042
That cannot die which can eternal lie, with strange eons even death may die.
>>13521044
I'd actually prefer to sleep somewhere other than the hoard, gold is not comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521047
You're still first for sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521042
I want this Abomination to die of old age in the bed on the same night as I do!

>>13521055
>not having a hoard and a bed side by side

[Anonymous No.]

Fighter looking for allies to adventure into goblin caves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521044

If you're a gold digger, who'd be a better waifu to have? A dragon or a Tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521062
Rogue willing to watch back, tots not a Goblin agent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521063
There isn't an amount of money a Tanuki can make that a Dragon cannot simply take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521040
I thought sharks were supposed to be lean meat. I mean, look at those things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521063
A dragon can at least fuck shit up. What can a jewnuki do, call her lawyers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521052
Whats the intrest on funny shapped rocks and "How to make a baby for dummies" books like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521044
Jealous Lizard White Knights please. I objectify myself for my Dragon Waifu every day, wearing butler outfits, naked aprons, and sometimes her shirts to take in her smell. And I'll put myself in lewd positions for her to rape. I embrace the Matriarchy and my role as a Dragonslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521062
I'd be highly interested in exploring some goblins' caves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521003
>Amazon commedian
"But, boys, if you marry a woman with $300 million, you ain't no regular househusband. You ain't got to clean the house no more. You get a kiki. You ain't cleaning shit! You marry a Wight with $300 million, you ain't cooking. You're eating out.

You marry... You know how a lot of househusbands gotta get jobs on the side to help make ends meet? She got $300 million, the ends are meeting like a motherfucker. What you gonna do, get a job at a boutique on the weekends and shit?

And say, "Here, Honey. I made $70 put that with the rest. Now we have $300 million and $70. Because I want to do my share." No. All you have to do, you marry a woman with $300 million, is fuck your wife. That's it! That's your job. Fuck your wife! That's it. That's... Just fuck your wife."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521070
In other words, fuck shit up financially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521041
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521070
She can call some friends of her to turn you into a good little slut that makes her lots of money. Or she could just ruin your finances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521063
Tanuki would probably let you get away with it more often. She'd set aside some funds for you to spend with because she knows you're a little gold digging whore. Dragon has immense wealth but isn't eager to part with it a lot of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521070

They'll put the sheeny curse on you.

[Anonymous No.]

So, you guys always talk about mature-young mgs, loli mgs, and even milf ones sometimes.
But what about adolescent mgs?
With all those hormones and questions...
wouldn't they be much more problematic than in the other stages of their life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521072
Nothing. I don't think investing is for you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521081

Motherfucker, don't steal Eddy Murphy's shit, especial after ta first amazon comedian attempt.

"Human boy rights".

Then they bitch because amazons dinni du nuffun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521067
Excellent, can always use a rogue.
Even a tiny one like you. Please remember that back stabbing fellow adventures will result in a hefty fine and a stint in the baby with pit.

>>13521076
Excellent, welcome aboard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521109
*especially after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521086
How is a raccoon with some suits going to ruin a pile of gold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521062
Paladin here, I can heal, detect stuff, and keep your dickass thieves in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521041
I want to turn a vanilla elf into an abomination and proceed to love her horrorifices tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521030
I shall personally anoint this thread near the beginning with my manly musk and pass it onto you so that when the time comes even the fiercest of MGs will find you attractive.

It's like a blessing really. You can thank me later.

WHAT'CHA
DOING
NERDS?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521111
You may not be the brightest of adventurers, but your heart is in the right place. You'll make an Echidna very happy one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521087
>Tanuki acts like it's your job to fuck her, pays you very handsomely to do so
>Get sick of being treated like an employee, you thought you were supposed to be her husband
>She starts crying like a baby and blubbers about how she loves you but she didn't want to seem too clingy and thought you might leave her if she didn't give you spending money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521124
You just keep all your gold in one big pile? My my, what if there was some accident and it was all destroyed or stolen?

[Anonymous No.]

>live in monstergirl world
>no interest in sex or marrying some demon
>want to read my scrolls in peace
>keep getting these Kikimora things knocking on the door
>some faggot jinko keeps trying to be cute and nyaaing at the door for me to open it
>a fucking dullahan once tried to drag me off saying she was a paladin and it was for my own saftey
>like I'd miss something like her head not being on her shoulders
>wish I was in a world with no monsters
>I just want to be alone

>this thing keeps looking at me through the window too. Fuck whatever that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521135
I'd rather choose myself the MGs to attract.

>inb4 choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521135
Thinking whether I should spend the night playing Witcher 3 or reading more Starless, or maybe a little bit of both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521147
>>a fucking dullahan once tried to drag me off saying she was a paladin and it was for my own saftey
I want to decapitate a Paladin and fuck her neck stump so much that all my magic energy turns her into a Dullahan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521154
Anon, it makes you smell nice to all MGs.

Except Unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521109
>Implying it isn't true.
Just fuck your wife man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521135
Figuring out how I'm gonna put on the bridle and saddle on that spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521138
Thank you anon, I leave the books to the Wizards.
Now let's go!
Glory and goblins await!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521146
You wanna try to do something to a Dragon's hoard? Your funeral buddy. You'd have better luck devaluing gold that touching what's hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521147
>Fuck whatever that is.
But it's your reflection. You haven't noticed it yet, but you died and became a ghost.

You then became a girl because of MAMONO MANA and possessed a houseplant. Enjoy having your mind altered until the only thing you can think about is finding a human man, drugging him up with nectar and smothering him in your oversized ghost-alraune breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a comedian in the monster girl world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521161
>not riding her bareback

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521173
But male comedians aren't funny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521176
>lower back dry humping rodeo
YES
If you can cum before she throws you off and envelops you, you win. You can fondle her front any way you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521178
I'll be super funny, I'll be funnier than all the monster girl comedians on the planet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521173
>"Hey! hey! It's a pleasure to be here, a-"
>"Not paying you to yap, I'm paying you to suck my clit, pretty boy!" chorus of laughs
>"U-uh yes. s-so, I was driving an-" Chorus of laughs.
>"Try not to bust those small delicate fingers on a big steering wheel, bitchboy. I don't want to feel calluses when you finger me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521159
>Except Unicorns

Does anyone else think this sounds suspicious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521184
>>I don't want to feel calluses when you finger me!
>not liking it rough
A literal Pleb Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521184
Anon I wouldn't go for a standard act, If monster girls are going to make fun of humans on stage I'm going to make them of monster girls on stage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521147
>read my scrolls
The vile action adaptation was better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521194
Sure, go wrap your fist in sandpaper and fistfuck a girl, see how that works out for you. Boys are supposed to be soft and delicate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521070
She'll call in her Lawkunochi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521211
>Ghost in
>Forge whatever the fuck she wants
>You lose everything
Never fuck with the jewnuki. Not unless you have an army. One that she can't simply buy from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521200
You're taking this bishie shit too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521193
That girl needs to sleep more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521135
Thinking about Kikis while playing monster hunter. And waiting for Mabi to get off maintenance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521030
>Four CC Mummy super-soldiers protecting a reincarnated pharaoh shota from a pair of bumbling Anubii and their OP Scarab overlord
I'd watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521228
Not really

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521214
>Jewnuki claims Dragon is doing illegal shit
>Goes to her cave with investigative team
>Reveals the documents she had planted
>Dragon examines them
>Turns them into ash with her fire breath
>Tosses Jewnuki and her entourage out
>Personally torches all of Jewnuki's warehouses for wasting the Dragon's time with this insult
Petty underhanded tactics are for those too weak to simply take what they want. Dragons are strong and other MGs are weak. Therefore, Dragons do what they want and other MGs must accommodate them or suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>There is no Horus monstergirl
>Or Sobek

What a waste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521248
>>Turns them into ash with her fire breath
>Dragon is resisting lawful practices
>Her home is raided by a party of heroes the Jewnuki hired, headed by a rival dragon for a small portion of the hoard
>Dragon is killed/imprisoned
>Remaining tiches distributed amongst the poor
>A tryant is put out of comission, and the Jewnuki is lauded as a hero of the people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521261
Horus would just be a more elitist Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521238
>shota

Isn't the kid like 15 or something? That's hardly a shota

[Anonymous No.]

>Dragon anticipates this
>Already moved everything out of her cave
>Stupid heroes are left to die in there when Dragon caves in the entrance after they stupidly rush in
>Other Dragon isn't dumb enough to take on a fellow dragon alone and fucks off
>Jewnuki thinks she's on top of the world
>That makes it all the sweeter when she gets back to her office to find Dragon sitting in her chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521248
>forgetting baphos are stronger than dragons

Alternatively

>find dragon
>profess your wish to serve, offer some treasure for her hoard
>tend to her wishes for a week or two, getting her to warm up to you
>you notice she starts lingering around you, and she's not as forceful wit her commands
>It's time.jpg
>spike her tea with moth dust
>her desire to breed shoots up 500%
>pop a couple of raging mushrooms and destroy that scaly pussy
>repeat this as many times as it takes, making an obedient lizard out of a dragon

Pride goeth before the fall

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521280
Creative alterations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521286
Nigger what?
>Dragon magically anticipates something she has no knowledge of
>Does something completely against her prideful "let them come" nature
>The heroes are suddenly idiots
>A tanuki hiring incompetents
>A dragon going back on her word
You were that kid who had magic plot armor whenever he played make believe with his friends weren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521294
But that's dumb, you're dumb.

Monster girls are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521297
Dragons are cunning as shit, heroes are always idiots, and a dragon would never get into a fight that she isn't sure she'll win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521311
That's right, Dragons are super smart! Wurm never wins in chess against Dragons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521229
Too busy sucking dicks to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521311
[Dragon dick sucking intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521229

This girl gave me an eye-bag fetish.
http://i.imgur.com/eSflTYL.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521311
>heroes are always idiots
Does that make you a hero?
>dragon would never get into a fight that she isn't sure she'll win.
A dragon is always sure she'll win. What's where their pride comes from. That's how you take advantage of them
>Dragons are cunning as shit
No dragon will up and move her entire hoard thanks to some uppity tanuki and even humans are more cunning than dragons. Cunning is the tanuki's thing.

Bitch ain't moving from the place she's called home for likely centuries because of some upstart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521321
I'd love to have a Dragon intensely suck my dick,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521335
Would you really defile these lips with your dirty cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521335
Who wouldn't?

Great, now I want to irritate a dragon, using her horns as handlebars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521342
>that pic

You. Have. NO. IDEA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521342
Fuck. Loen's lips make me want to cream in my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521342
>fin ears
I'm gonna get zapped, aren't I? Would until I couldn't come without the electricity.

>>13521351
I'd love to get one to play irrumation and do her hard enough to straddle the line where she bites me in anger throughout the act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521342
Considering this is a dragon, would I really have a choice in the matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521359
Loen's lips

Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521342
Yes, I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521332
I'm sorry Anon, but the simple fact of the matter is that Dragons are the best and they always win. No stupid Raccoon is smart enough to outwit a being that spends centuries at a time outmaneuvering and dealing with other creatures that are thousands of years old. Your little Jewnuki is simply outclassed. Every play she has to deal with Dragon has been tried at least a dozen times before, and it's failed every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521366
>I'm gonna get zapped, aren't I
No, this is the MGE one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521366
The Commission of Monstergirls For Fair Treatment of Human Men says:

DON'T MISTREAT THE PENIS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521367
Unless you're beta sub househusband faggot cuck, yes you do.

That's my highest buzzword-combo yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521374
I wonder who is behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521383
Giving it a bit of juice isn't mistreating, sis. Boys love it, why would they gasp like that otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521386
There's nothing wrong with being a househusband.

Except if your wife is a Kiki then you're just taking the joy out of their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521369
>Not wanting to have Loen suck your cock like a vacuum cleaner.
What are you, an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521193
It's because all Unicorns follow me, they fear not the Bi-Corn plight for I only marry the Unicorns and no other shall ever be touched.

I am the King of the Unicorns and my musk is recognized by them all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521374
>She hires a baphomet too
Where is your god now, mary sue, fag. Your waifu is getting financially gutted for being a nuisance, and getting her wings clipped, literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521401
>spoiler
Nevermind the fact that neither of you is making any money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521397
>Bites in anger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521409
You sure are mad
Also
>Dragon is an ancient Dragon that is literally stronger than a Baphomet
I can do this all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521401
There is nothing wrong with your Dragon waifu being a housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521417
I was thinking of the zapping part. Biting would be bad, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521135
Playing multiplayer Risk of Rain and wondering why I'm subjecting myself to it. Also planning on writing, but I doubt it'll happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521420
But then I'd have to be a Viking or something to keep her in bling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521428
>not being a Viking
Would you rather sit in an office?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521419
I guess I am a little mad. No mater what plausible or reasonable method I suggest your response will always be
>Don't care dragons
And the maddening thing is the fact that you think that's okay. Eh, whatever.
Try this one on for size
>Kunoichi assasins to slit throats in the night, once she's sleeping
>inb4 she smells them, or dragons don't sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521430
Nah, I'd carry longboats and drink mead like anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521409
Leave Baphos out of your waifu powerlevel war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521428
>>13521430
>>13521437
Office-Viking does not appreciate your stereotyping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521438
>waifu powerlevel war.
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521437
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521439
>Office-Viking
Oh ja?

[Anonymous No.]

Will your MG wife be able to handle the summer heat ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521435
You're right, I will.
>Kunoichi Assassins
Magic wards get tripped, she wakes up and roasts them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521449
He's just mad that he's stuck doing the accounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521455
Somebody has to be the quartermaster, Sven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521420
>Wanting your Dragon waifu to be like any other lizard girl
Shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521407
>my musk
But you just smell like fish and a stable full of horny Unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521456
That's bullshit Sven says, as he spits his water onto the floor, because mead in the office is not allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521454
Lilim hears of her Mary sue antics and slaps her shit, because lilims are the only Mary sues allowed. Your move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521450
I'm sure she'll manage somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521419
>>13521374
>My waifu is the strongest! Stop trying to deny it!

She would be if she actually existed.

HOHOHOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521464
Dragon Lilim, stronger than any other Dragon or Lilim. Your turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521460
Why don't you get an amazon if you want to wear an apron so badly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521463
>spitting on the floor
Sven, fy fan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521450
>Mantis

I dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521461
Unicorns live in the forest and I loathe fish.

If you must know what type of smell it is...it's like Irish Springs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521460
>Shit taste
>implying Lizard girls are bad
That irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521454
>The dragon she hires is older and stronger, and irritated at this upstart
>She hires a Lich too to raise any one who falls and be heavy magic artillery
>Equips every one with fire resistant runes except for the dragon 'cause she doesn't need it.
>And that's just the first wave
>The second wave is a bunch of unarmed young men armed with scale piercing daggers, brainwashed to try and kill the dragon
>And a bunch of Dark elf archers who hid behind them ahd shoot arrows between the gaps at the dragon
>Meanwhile the lich has already resurrected the rest.

Your move now motherfucker. You can't even fall back on AoE attacks because you'll hurt the innocent human boys. And if she already has a husband, tanuki turns him into a Mg and mindbreaks him whenever he is vunerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521471
Excep it's clear that she's a dragon, just a dragon. I didn't say anything whenyo u made her an ancient Dragon because, hey, she could be, but now you're changing her nature on the fly? Nah, you've lost.

Bapho lilim
Demon Lord herself slaps her shit .

[Anonymous No.]

Can we please stop arguing? The strongest Monster Girl is Wurm Lilim anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521489
>>13521490
Dragon God.

I should warn you that powerful women are my fetish and you guys are feeding it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521491
Liliwurm is a silly creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521489
>unarmed young men armed
Whoops. I left that unarmed part in when I revised the plan

>>13521497
Bapho Kratos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521491
>Not Baphomet Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521499
Oh yeah? Would a silly creature have EVERY COLOR OF CRAYON?
>>13521506
Wurms get stronger when they believe they do, Baphomets don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521450
>Alp wearing spats and loose t-shirt
>Can't bear the heat even with those and begins stripping the spats off
>now wearing her panties, the loose t-shirt, and nothing else
>she realizes I'm looking at her and begins sucking on a creamsicle

I'll be sweating and it's not because of the weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521407
Unicorn energy gets corrupted if you sex any other girl, so outside of headcanon, unless you marry one and keep the rest pure, your dream is a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521505
Dragon turns the difficulty up to God Mode, Bapho Kratos gives up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521460
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521513
Just put her in a bikini and hit the damn beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521513
>begins sucking on a creamsicle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521517
>Bapho Kratos gives up.
Bapho kratos doesn't know how to give up. AND Asura is convinced your dragon bullied his daughteru. Your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521238
And here's where I comment that I just want to get with the bumbling Anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521450
Some daisy duke shorts, a spotted bikini top that's just barely too small for her, some sunglasses, and a cool glass of milk.

That she will 'accidentally' spill on herself.

Right when she knows I'm looking at her.

And insist I help clean her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521497
Oh I'm sorry, ideas your dragon God get a boost from every MG on the planet? No? Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521525
Oh for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521526
Dragon Demonbane.

>>13521530
You wanna restate that so people can understand what the hell you are talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521525
>Trap

>>>/d/
>>>/y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521515
Not if I only sex other Unicorn!

They are all pure! Pure I say!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521044
Pls. If anything it's to access the hot spring in her lair.
While she's in it.
So that I can wash her.

Very enjoyable...

>>13521073
Keep on keepin' on Apron-kun.
>And sometimes her shirts to take in her smell
I like it better when the girl does this, like in DILLAWF's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521532
>Dragon Demonbane.
She isn't on your side. You know who else isn't on your side? The Lilim Onepunch-woman who has decided you're a threat to the people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521532
"Ideas" should be "does". Don't know what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521450
>Lich
I think she could handle it, but she wouldn't be too happy about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521044
>Blaming the man instead of the Dragon
Lizard-chan, that's not how it works

[Anonymous No.]

I want to buy a Lizardgirl a bonnet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521541
I'm going to stop this before it gets out of hand. Make love, not war!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521541
Dragon with Omnipotence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521536
No anon. No. Headcanon yes, reality, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521510
Yes actually, Iiliwurm is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521342
>That pic
MUH DICK.
EVERYTHING.

Those lips were made for passionately kissing while mutually masturbating each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521557
Says the guy who DOESN'T have every color of crayon. Jellybelly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521557
>iiliwurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521549
but they need to know of their internalized Matriarchal sexism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521551
No! The Mary Sue shall fall.

>>13521554
Onepunch-woman has been given spiral power, too. and the power to defeat omnipotence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521450
>Anubis
The problem is the winter chill...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521572
Please look up Omnipotence.
Anyway this conversation has made me hard as hell, so I'm gonna go take care of that while imagining my Omnipotent Dragon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521550
Rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521578
There are different sizes to infinities as well, anon. One Omnipotence is not equal to another. That's how shit works in goofy stories that deal in this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521526
>Asura is convinced your dragon bullied his daughteru

And then the dragonslut's mary sue waifu ends up becoming a belt, a purse and a nice pair of boots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521556
I defy you to prove me wrong, if all Unicorns are pure and can only be corrupted by the demonic energy of other monsters, then how can they be corrupted by Unicorns whom are pure?

Even so, a few Bi-Corns to keep my harem of normal Unicorns would be...acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521593
Mudamudamuda!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521581
I wouldn't forget a dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521578
>Doesn't know about different powerlevels to omnipotence
>Doesn't know spiral power on OPW trumps something as weak as omnipotence anyway
Also, >>13521586

And Asura has been given time powers so that he can freeze time and just get infinitely mad.

She's ded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521513
Just fuck the Alp under a lukewarm shower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521554
I'm going to settle this once and for all.

A man, bred by the gods to make any dragon love him. She falls hopelessly in love with him and ends her cultish ways, becoming an obedient housewife.

>b-but she's omnipotent!

If she doesn't love men, she's not a monstergirl, and ceases to exist because true rabu motherfucker.

Logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521510
She's still silly. But it's okay, I'd still make lots of little Liliwurms with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521598
And yet you post Nightmare.

I mean, don't get me wrong, Nightmare a Best, but kind of going against your point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521609
Good End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521611
I'm running out of Unicorn images kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521600
Isn't that a bit concealing for a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>All these people bashing the fuck out of some mary sue-ing fag

Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521041

Abominations and the writefags who introduce them into this wholesome den of iniquity can burn in the Maker's fire

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'll never understand why you praise my sister more than me."
>"What good is that fat cow, anyway?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521598
Each MG has her own demonic energy signature, as men do with SE. It's clear, if another woman's DE mixes with a unicorn's, she'll become a unicorn. Unicorn is one of the few monsters that hardline monogamy, either stick to one or watch yourself become a harem Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521646
You're a bully-wully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521648
>Praising Monstergirl deities

Shiggy fucking diggy god damn doo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521648
Her anatomy ain't fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521649
*She'll become a bicorn

Am I drunk and don't know it? Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521649
>"You either die monogamous..."
>"Or live long enough to see yourself become a Harem Lord."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521529
Anon please, I just got back inside and I'm trying to cool off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521648
Well what do you do to help the entire world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521672
She's the Sun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521648
>Toned
>Chocolate
White hair
>Booty
>Posing with a lion
Praise Hathor and all that, but DAMN I wouldn't mind that girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521648
>That filename

Man I feel ancient now.

>>13521649
Then I shall become the Harem Lord of Unicorns.

Which is ultimately the King of Unicorns and Bi-Corns.

Which means now I have TWO titles thanks to you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish all bonnet tippers turned Human and experienced enormous pain from transforming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521675
Well alright fine. Should have read the file name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521677
>I feel ancient now
Nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521679
That's too much, even for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521677
Just contract them into Horse Pussy Overlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521679
scales falling off to a soft weak pink skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521658

Suffer not the Abomination. Those who go against the Laws of MGT will be dashed and broken against the rocks of eternity.

Death is all that awaits those who condone such heretical activity. Deus Vult.

Seriously, fuck both Faggot and Harblador for making OC. Fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521659
>>13521662
>"Dad! Pharanonh is bullying me again!"

>>13521672
>"I have protected every pharaoh before you during times of war and peace!"
>"I don't know why people say I'm the evil sister when I'm also the goddess goddess medicine!"

>>13521676
>"Yes! Praise Sekhmet! Praise me more!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521030
WOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521686
I don't rule over Nightmares or Centaurs so I can't.

All the Bi-Corns have other Unicorns as part of the harem anyway.

Will definitely hire Centaur guards though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521696
Okay that? That is a god. Would sacrifice the children of my enemies to/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521675
Amaterasu already does that, and she's cuter. Your move, forgotten god.
>>13521696
>Thinking I care about some boring sand zombies who don't even get cool ghost claws
You still haven't done anything for the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521665
>Aww! Anon, I spilled my drink!
>Oh dear, my top is soaked though now...
>It's all over me.
>Anon, will you help clean me, please?
>What do you mean, 'everyone's watching'?
>I want them to watch~
>Or maybe we can go inside so you can use something else to clean me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521677
And each unicorn you fuck shall become a bicorn, swelling your harem until you literally fuck all day and do nothing else. I mean, if that's what you want, go you, but you're gonna make unicorns almost extinct at some point. Almost because echidnas, but there ain't that many of those either so...

Also you get perpetual barn smell.

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>>13521702
I feel the need to bully her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521700
You can't have them all! I will find a Unicorn that is not beholden to your musk and romance the shit out of her. It will be pure as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521706
>Ammy appears!
>Ra uses Solar Flare!
>Ammy is now forced to wear silly shades!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521648
I'd worship her everyday until my tongue is numb.

[Anonymous No.]

Ra a cute. I would marry the fuck out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521708
Anon pls, these pants were alright kind of tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521702
You brought rope to tie yourself with? How considerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521718

http://i.imgur.com/dMqlIAF.jpg

She's already got a husband you fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521725
Solaire can't marry her, he's not Grossly Incandescent enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521725
HAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521714
You mean any of my future daughters?

If you treat any of them wrong I'll kick your ass so hard that even a Baphomet would be impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521725
Then I'll just marry one of her daughters, and simultaneously obtain the greatest father-in-law I could ever have hoped for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521725
Solaire, you're my bro and all, but fuck you for hogging all the sun girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to worship Set's big meaty paws!

>>13521725
How do you know she's married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521744
Alpollo at least is loose enough for all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521744
That's Ra and Ammy, but who's the Third girl on top?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521749
Alpollo, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521748
I'd rather fuck set.
>>13521749
.less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521756
Set has a tight warrior pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521748
>alpollo becomes a mayo jar

No! Bad boner! BAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521753
>>13521748
Shouldn't it be Helios? Apollo is more venerated for the arts and medicine.

>>13521756
kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521725
>threadcanon will always designate deities as singular entities instead of actual races
Godammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521722
>Maybe if I try this-
>There we go!
>Now it's all in a neat little pool there.
>Go on then. It should be easy to wipe up now
>Or maybe you'd rather just drink it up now, hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521762
Alpollo works better as a pun, you dumb-dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521765
>I'm gonna fuck all of the Poseidons and Thors!
Sounds silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521709
Nay! Unintentional punnage.

Just as the Demon Lord wields the power of the gods, to change all monsters into girls, I too shall wield that great power!

I'll turn them back into Unicorns and if I fail to do that then I shall make them all pregnant and the Unicorn race will be as it was once again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521696
Fuck this crazy bullshit, I'm outta here. Where's my 4x4?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521737
Your reign of Unicorn monopolization will fall. The fairest of your daughterus will be romanced in such a syrupy sweet way everyone in a ten mile radius will be puking rainbows and sunshine.
And then be get creampied. Right in her horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521770
Goddammit, there needs to be more hentai with cow-girls, I can only think of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521770
>waaa!

Girls saying this during sex will never no be hilarious to me.

>waa! it's so big and hard
>waaa! it,s going inside me
>it's trobbing so much! waaa! you're cumming inside! I'M WAAAING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521708
Just go take a shower or jump into a lake or something, geez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521789
It drove on. You didn't listen to your friend when he said you can't stop here, this is bat country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521792
Not cow-girls, but it definitely scratches the itch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521725
No problem, Solaire is a fag who deserves to be NTRed anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521728
How dare you.

>>13521765
Sorry man, but deities are traditionally individuals. Sure, MGE has Anubis or Medusa, shit like that, but we mostly blame that on Nip ignorance.

On the other hand, you could treat separate aspects of a God/Goddess as individual entities?

What would an Amon girl look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521781
>Anon becomes King Haggard

I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating with a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521795
Fruitbat-sempai art when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521793
WAAAGH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521705
>Would sacrifice the children of my enemies to/10
I think you have the wrong pantheon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521781
>turn them back into unicorns

UH huh, let me know how that works out.

>make them pregnant to renew the race

Did you forget you're already tainted in foreign energies? You doomed the race, now live with it.

And this kids, is why greed is a deadly sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521748
At the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521798
Gonna have to check it out, know of any more kind anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521806
Nip girls make the best sex noises.
>>13521808
I don't care, I'll do it anyway. Too bad I have no enemies. None at all.
>>13521811
That would be tricky. Sure she stretches like a Fairy, but there's the chance we might end up in a configuration with balls touching, and nobody wants that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521814
>Nip girls make the best sex noises.
Anon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521808
>>Would sacrifice the children of my enemies to/10
I think he means he would jack them off into her mouth. What a weirdo, and possibly an Alp looking to finally touch some dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521816
Are you saying you've got something funnier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521817
Whether or not I'm an Alp or not is no reason to stop me from worshiping my deity of choice! Religious freedom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521818
I'm saying WAAAGH! isn't a nip girl sex noise. Google it and you'll see why its funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521812
Kyonyou Fantasy is nice, but gain, not actual cowgirls. It's so tit-centric it doesn't really matter, though, plus you actually get sex to go with the rampant lactation & paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521814
>Nip girls make the best sex noises

>UHNN. HUMM. UH HEHE! Your 2inch thick 3inch long wiener is splitting me!

PFFT HAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521830
>PFFT HAHAHAHA!
That's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521814
>Nip girls make the best sex noises.
Indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4XCXBtCmDU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521825
>touching dicks all day and never getting any for herself
Somebody's gonna go full yan one day.

>>13521826
Funbags pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521795
What's so bad about batgirl country anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521810
>Implying Bi-Corns give birth to more Bi-Corns instead of Unicorns

No lying anon, the Unicorn race will never die out.

I just have to deal with >>13521790 assholes like this who remind me of my daughterus finding their own husbands. Like every father who has a daughter I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521837
Bat Lolis hitching rides on you and asking silly questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521765
I work it that there's one deity with the name, 'the' god or goddess in question. Their progeny share the name for their species, but that's about it. Through each generation they lose their connection with the divine or what have you until they're ordinary people.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just want to left alone by monstergirls
>No peace on Earth
>Decide to buy a junky little starship and leave the planet behind
>Months pass, drifting through space
>Earth is millions of miles away
>Get hungry, and the replicator is on the fritz
>Open your fridge
>"Hi, Captain! Why I am so cold?! Can I have some of your semen?!"
>What.
>"It was lonely in there, but I knew you'd never leave me! I love my Captain! Also, I ate those tomatoes you didn't use! I'm sorry, Captain!"
>A matango, seven inches tall, has sprouted out of the mould accumulated on a forgotten sandwich at the back of the fridge
>"Can I come outside, Captain? Can you warm me up? You will, right? Because you're my Captain, and you love me! Because I love you!"

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

yandere Succubus "friend" cockblocking you at every chance and then when you are pent up she pounces

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521829
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521848
Watch that episode of Cowboy Bebop with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521837
Bats are assholes, they bump into you then fly off without apologizing. Crawl into bed with you and hug hog the pillow. They get in the bathroom and watch you as you shower. FUCKING BATS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521826
>Google it & see why it's funny
With how many times heresy is mentioned around here, I think we all know what a WAAAGH! is.

What kind of trophies would an aspiring Ork gurl mount on her Boss Pole in her bid to become a Warboss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521848
>>13521857
Followed by Mushroom Samba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521848
>implying my Love Tub has space for a third wheel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521860
Pictures of all the cute human boys she's made ahego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521866
You can plant her in my ship's garden. I mean my Dragonfu's ship's garden.

[Anonymous No.]

GUESS WHO'S BACK

BACK AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521839
If bicorns birth unicorns, the mother still needs to suckle her child, hertaited energy will pour in and turn her. Nice going.

>but I can have one of my unicorn wives suckle her!

And the mother is going to allow that? It's like you don't know how possessive mothers are with their babies.

>one of the younger ones can do it

And if you dicked her, same problem.

>then one of my pure unicorn daughters married to another anon can do it!

Mother claim problem.

Are you the dragon faggot from earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521848
I hop into my RIG and hotwire a plasma cutter from some spare parts.

We're ending this apocalypse before it starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521848
Throw her out the airlock & watch as she simultaneously freezes, boils, and swells up before popping like spore-filled balloon

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW have MGs with want to write about
>TFW can't think of story premise outside of bumping uglies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521852
oh god that would be hell until you get some, she would probably walk in right before you start masturbating and stop you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521881
>tumblr nose

Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521881
Jesus fucking Christ, how does a person's ability to draw get WORSE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521848
eject warp core, solves anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521881
How does this artist react when someone calls xis artsyle shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521881
Awful awful awful awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521881
nice, whining fuel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521890
>not knocking her down and masturbating on top of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521859
>FUCKING BATS!
Yes! Fuck the bat girls until their bellies are swollen with daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521896
Like any tumblr princes does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521896
We did that long ago back in the /a/ thread. There was a compilation image with some of the aftermath. First he went on a "PATRIARCHY MUH STRONG WOMYN" rant, then tried to ban someone on tumblr who he thought was the person calling his art shit (He wasn't), then someone linked him to the the threads where we mocked his art and he got really depressed and deleted his asks. Then he went "WELL I DON'T LIKE YOU GUYS ANYWAYS MY ART IS CUTE AS HECK I'LL DRAW MORE MONSTER GIRLS YOU MISOGYNERDS"

So in other words about what you'd expect a gay indian SJW jew to take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521908
Like she wouldn't just love that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521866
>Travel the stars in a tiny one-man starship
>Sleep, work and fap in the same chair
>Every time you jack off it hits a tiny Matango spore since you never bothered to sterilize before takeoff
>Eventually she grows into a doll size and starts to give you hugjobs
>No escape
>She grows bigger and starts blowing you
>Still lightyears from safe harbor
>Eventually she's big enough to kiss and vag you
>A week after that your ship gets to our destination
>Just keeps on floating
>Rescue crew finds you braindead, kissing and interlocking fingers with a Matango
>They bail, leaving you to drift off as a ghost ship in your delusion of a happy marriage with your cute waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521912
My misogynoodle is standing at full attention right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521910
This is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521915
>implying it's about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521881
I should be angry but I'm laughing instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521926
And that is why. She want you pent up and frustrated to try and get you to rape her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521912
>gay indian SJW jew
I'm getting the urge to purge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521881
The pixie on the top left corner looks almost ok.
They would all be cute if they didn't have scrotum-shaped noses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521935
>You will never purge degeneracy with your Dark Elf Nazi Officer waifu
After you're done clearing out Tumblrcon, the question is who'd dom who that night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521882
>Dragon Faggot

No.

Unicorns are originally pure beings it's only naturally that even after their transition to Bi-Corn they still give birth to Unicorns.

It's not like how human women getting turned into Succubi only have Succubi children after, that's going from one species into a completely different one.

Bi-Corns are just corrupted Unicorns, not a different species altogether, so they'd have Unicorn daughters and since only the mother's nutrients and energy are given to the daughter and no one else's they wouldn't be corrupted at all.

Now dicking the daughteru is a whole different story, that shit would corrupt them.

Which I wouldn't because that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521943
>the question is who'd dom who that night
That's not a question, that's the next battlefield.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey that moth from yesterday is back!

And it hid behind my dresser as soon as I saw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521859
>Bats primary vision is from that sonar bullshit
>"They get in the bathroom and watch you as you shower"

All I'm imagining is some kind of insane Dare Devil-esque vision of the shower water hitting your body letting her see you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521954
cum on it and turn it into a mothgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521839
Now imagine all of those daughterus finding their own husbands. Some of them even becoming Bicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521954
Who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521954
>>13521959
Be careful, anon! She sounds Yan as hell.

>>13521955
>frail frumpy microbat girl haa-haa'ing as she listens to anon take a shower

[Anonymous No.]

Flyingfox batgirl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521960
>Some of them even becoming Bi-Corns

Now I won't be mad at my daughter.

I will kick whomever did that's ass for cheating on my little vanilla muffin though.

Just once, one good hard ass whooping before I let them go on in their happy multi-couple relationships.

That guy will remember me though, he'll remember me real well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521945
>Pure beings

They're monsters anon, with demonic energy like every other.

I'm out, enjoy your headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521970
Like the day before yesterday as greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521974
>I'm out

Goodbye! Have a nice trip anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521881
>no kuudere bug
Phhhheeew I've been spared for another day.

Anyway, it's somehow a bit sad to watch as I can't get rid of the thought there are some good points in his style and it could look cute at least if he didn't deliberately ruin it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521972
Wait, hang on now. What if he got raped? Are you going to tell him he was asking for it by dressing like a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

what is the point of human females when MGs exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521987
>boy maker.jpg
Also incubating eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521987
MGs can't give you sons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521987
Boy makers.
Keep them enslaved and forced them to give you heirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521983
>rape
if he got a boner then he was asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521987
Breed more human males, act as prospective monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521988
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521978
Not him but I'm gonna carry that wurm.
Cya later space cowboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521987
Giving sons, having their men stolen from them, turning into monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521987
1) boy makers
2) living examples of what monsters should never turn into

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521972
Having a guy ruffle a young Unicorn's hair and calling her his little vanilla muffin is an especially heartwarming mental image.

I mean, sure she'll grow up and her future husband will ride her every which way, but at that moment she's an innocent little lily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521852
>You wake up to find your childhood friend rubbing her crotch against yours slowly. You're already at half mast when she notices and immediately dismounts
>"C'mon, we need to get ready!" She cheerfully says while ignoring your obvious erection and the fluids dripping down her thighs
>You get ready anyway and head off for school alongside your childhood succubus
>She spends the entire walk blowing slowly into your ear with her hand wrapped around your shoulder
>You're rock hard by the time you sit down in your desk, the bat girl even mentions that she smells precum.
>The entire first half of the day is spent staring at the holst teachers knockers swinging with every step she takes. You go soft for maybe the last ten minutes before lunch begins.
>As soon as the bell rings your childhood friend jumps through the classroom door and into your lap with a cheerful laugh
>She coos and smiles while slowly rubbing herself into you more and more, you wonder how she doesn't notice the pillar digging into her ass but are too embarrassed to mention it
>When she leaves she plants a wet kiss on your cheek and winks at you with her bright yellow eyes
>Your erection is such that every girl in a 3x3 grid around you spends the rest of the school day with flushed cheeks and heavily panting from the pheromones.
>You even catch a peek of the normally studious lizardgirl rubbing herself off quietly from the entire ordeal.
>The bell rings and you run home before it even finishes ringing.
>Your childhood friend is waiting by the school entrance in a one-piece swimsuit, but you ignore her and run the rest of way with your rock hard erection straining against your uniform
>Shut your door and unzip your pants for some long-deserved relief
>Just as you place your hand on the hilt the door bursts open revealing your childhood succubus friend with a sweater loosely hanging on.
>"What's wrong Anon?" She tilts her head and puts on a sarcastic expression of shock.

What would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521912

How does any red blooded male buy into this muhsojhiny bs? What do they hope to gain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522001
Ropers and parasite slimes, man also matango. They're also for more /d/ versions of such if you're into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
She's trying to make me her toy isn't she? Well better try and ask her out on a date so I have a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dick of rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
I am intrigued by this scenario, and would love to see more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522011
They're ugly and/or socially retarded enough to be undesirable and thirsty enough for that 3d pork to want to play along for the off chance of getting some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522011
>Red-blooded
You did read the last sentence right? That wasn't some made up insult at the guy. It's the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006

Ignore her, quickly return home, lock the doors and windows and do what needs to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522011
Fuck if I know, maybe pussy via combination of white knight mentality plus white guilt? It seems like a dumb idea to me considering how quickly they'll turn on their own if they ever step out of line, like with Joss Whedon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522011
SJW puss and internet backpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
flustered tell her to leave my room and go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
Jizz in my pants. She'll go all ara ara and tell me I have to take a bath, then lick my pants clean and come to wash my back and dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
You can't understand the magnitude of my current erection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522034
or she will just throw a bar of soap at you and leave with your clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521884
>"What'cha building, Captain? Can I see? It's cold in here! What does that switch, do Oh! My Captain's going to warm me up with it! I love you so much!"

>>13521885
>"Captain's taking me out of the fridge! It's so warm! I love how the air smells! Can I sit on your lap! I'll use my whole body to make you feel good! See how soft and sproingy I am? What's this room? Where's that door over there lead to?"
>"Hmm? Why are you putting me down? Can't I wrap my roots around your hands a little more? Wait, where're you going?! Captain! The door closed behind you!"
>"What's that hissing sound? Captain, I'm scared... This isn't like the fridge. Captain, come back! I feel sleepy... It's cold... But Captain loves me..."
>"Why... Why is that door moving? Why is it so dark out there?"
>"Captain... I thought we were going to have fun together up here..."
>"Where I wouldn't make anyone scared of me..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
Oh come the fuck on. Too far even for a literal demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
Well, if she's just going to keep tormenting me, there's only one solution: Rip that sweater off her, shove her against the wall, and aggressively hate-fuck the stress away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
Hug her from behind, lift up her sweater and slip it in doggy style.

She'd probably see that coming though, so in all likelihood just fap in front of her. That or go "study" with the lizard girl the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
>not just fucking her right after you wake up in the first place
Anon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>you will never have a lamia musuko who curls around your arm and rests his head on your shoulder after a day of tailball
>>you will never have a centaur musuko who can walk to you clumsily on the day he's born to hug you
>>you will never have a harpy musuko who attempts to fly but lands on his butt each time
>>you will never have a spider musuko who weaves a gunpla out of web
>>you will never have a slime musuko who covers you in his entire body as a prank
>>you will never have a bull musuko who you pat on the head as he proudly shows his budding horns
>>you will never have a lizard boy musuko who stubbornly refuses your help in peeling his skin off
>>you will never have a cat boy musuko who purrs whenever you hug him and then blushes as he denies enjoying it
>>you will never have a dog boy musuko who just wants to play fetch with you
>>you will never have a caterpillar musuko who bravely tries not to cry as he readies himself for metamorphosis
>>you will never have a dullahan musuko who you break up fights between the head and the body
>>you will never have a vampire musuko who you have to remand for trying to scare the other children
>>you will never have a scylla musuko who you need to console because he keeps inking his boxers when afraid
>>you will never have a kitsune musuko who plays tricks on people who annoy you
>>you will never have a wyvern musuko who proudly displays his newfound fire breath to you
>>you will never have any monster boy musuko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522042
>hatefucking your childhood friend
You can take her roughly, sure, but that better be lovefucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521987
MGs don't give birth to human girls.

Without human girls, humanity can't reproduce and will eventually go extinct.

>inb4 incubus
>inb4 undead

Those are not actual human beings at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522042
>>13522020
>>13522047
>>13522049
>Giving the whore what she wants
It's like you don't enjoy psychologically destroying yanderes by telling them that you don't even consider them a friend after what they've done to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522026
>Jurassic World

Would you take on the task of taming four Raptor girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521572
>>13521586
>>13521601
>>13521608
Dragon with ultimate omnipotence, since you have this silly idea that something can surpass omnipotence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522057
m8 it's a no win game. You fuck the succubutt she wins, you don't fuck the succubutt you lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522058
What kind? OG Scales or shitty feather ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522051
Bourbon pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522052
Alright, grudge fucking then. That shit is still not cool, priapism is nothing to scoff at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522042
I should love that because I love rough, angry sex, but that's exactly what she wants.

You should torment her right back and only have angry sex with her after she is the one to assault you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522066
OG scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
Unzip my pants and tell her to come over here and quit playing games, or I'm going to her house to fuck her sluttier older sister who always hits on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522057
Hey, it's pretty light "yan" and I did lay out an alternative option. Really, if I was actually bothered by what she was doing I'd just put it in someone else, someone she can't mess with. Maybe another succuslut for added insult, who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522040
That kind of makes me feel bad.
Mantago's might be a threat to everyone, but it's not that their fault they are grown to be like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522075
>her sluttier older sister who always hits on me.
You mean her single mother, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Will we ever get more Ant Arachne oriented content like pic-related in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522056
They can't give birth to incubi either anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522070
Damn, they're tough suckers, and clever girls too.

I'm probably gonna end up being the one tamed. I-It's OK, I guess being the pack bitch isn't too bad a fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
just ask her why and after the cure confession of love, have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522052
Nope. If she's just going to keep trying to get a rise out of me & make me the target of every single girl within 50 yards of me, the end result is only frustrated, aggressive, primal fucking, ramming into her pussy as hard, deep, and repeatedly as possible until I gush deep into her womb in a massive torrent of relief. Though knowing her, that's probably exactly what she wnted & will enjoy every minute of being 'punished'.

The lovefucking comes on maybe the 8th outing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
Push her onto the bed, start kissing her feverishly, pinch her nipples and grind against her until cumming, pressing the damp spot in the trousers against her crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522082
I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522080
The guy is suffering from cabin fever anyway. Matangos don't talk or cry until they take root in a real girl's brain. He's having some kind of hallucination from a fungus growing an old sandwich.

>WINNIFRED!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease a bonnet tipping lizard man until she breaks down and pleads for a boning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522096
I want to 'help' a bonnet tipping lizard by sewing her a bonnet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522095
>cosmic radiation mutated the spore
>the sandwichborne matango is basically a Newtype

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522104
Despite not having her soul tied down by gravity she's doing a pretty shitty job of bringing about UNDERSTANDING. Maybe if we dye her red or something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522096
What happens when a Lizardman is raised by Amazons?

[Anonymous No.]

what would it be like dating a sjw lizardgirl. I assume she would go m'lord eveytime she opens the door for me and asks for consent for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

I swear I hate all of you for making bonnet lizardman a fucking thing in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522108
She becomes a part of the matriarchy.
Which isn't that bad to be honest.
Its more fun selling them my goods.
With wealth comes health

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522068
>grudge fucking
>Childhood friend Succubutt slowly becomes more and more lewd
>You start getting jealous about her
>Finally you snap and rape her in the hallway
>Hump her like an onahole from behind with your arms wrapped around her waist and your face buried in her nape
>Grunt through the entire act until you come
>Scream out that you love her as she quivers with the hot energy entering her
>Slowly wind down while panting in her hair
>She's unusually quiet
>You turn her around and see that she's blushing and steaming like hell
>Being a good succuslut was so hard for her, but her mom was right: it did get you to attack her
I almost want to write about a non-villain Succubus now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522081
No. That woman is a maneater, and doesn't play around. You think you're getting your childhood friend back for messing with you one time. But before you know it, you'll have dropped out of school to become the house husband of a hundred-and-something-year-old sex demon.

She makes your childhood friend call you daddy, but doesn't let her fuck you either. It's an object lesson that men are to be seized and held onto tight because there's always a dozen other monsters out there looking to snap up your object of affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522085

Clever girls are best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522117
One could always undo it by writing proper material about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522111
>Would you consent to me taking it in my mouth?
>Would you allow me to swallow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522117
Hey, at the very least, imagine the lizardman girls who aggressively try to distance themselves from that stereotype

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522119
Do it. I for one would like to see some non villain succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522006
Masturbating to the thought of that paladin girl down the road, go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522119
I really like it, maybe have the succubus act that way because of some words or reactions the MC had to her when they were little

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521983
>What if he got raped?

Bullshit.

And yeah, definitely kick his ass for dressing like a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522059
OPW with mega ultimate omnipotence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522017
>You straighten yourself out as much as you can in the current situation. You're still in your boxers and shaking from the pain of holding back, but you manage.
>"Hey, lets go out to the movies tonight!" She looks slightly surprised at your resolve before hiding her emotions behind a sly smile and stepping closer.
>"What's that in your pants Anon? Are you hiding a ruler in your underwear?" She giggles while her feminine hand grabs on tightly to your erection.
>You're hardly holding on when she pastes her breasts against your chest and leans into your ear, a warm breath escaping as her lips whisper "Pop for me, won't you Anon?"
>Your mind goes white along with your boxers, the pleasure rising up your spine and making your legs go weak. You're only faintly aware of your childhood friend as wave after wave of pleasure assault you.
>"What's this white stuff Anon, did you bring me some ice-cream?" She giggles and brings up a blue hand covered in your cream to her lips, forcefully licking everything that she can before releasing a content sigh.
>You look for words to reply and mumble something before she silences you with her breasts in her face. She throws one of her legs over your body and mounts you like a cowboy.
>Her thighs are thick and humid from her own lubrication streaming down her thighs. She slowly rubs the length of her body until her lips are placed directly above your still hard cock
>"Maybe you'd like it if I kissed this for you Anon?" Despite her control over the situation her cheeks are slowly reddening. The scent driving her just as insane as her actions are driving you.
>You nod, you think you nod anyway. The sensation of her warm breath on the tip is enough to make you want to rut but she holds you in place with her arms.
>"B-But if I do this, then we'll have to get married! I won't do this for you anymore if you don't get serious!" Her eyes are beginning to look dazed from the scent. She's holding on just barely.

What would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522129
The worst part is she is a fucking master at sex but the constant asking for consent is stopping it from going all the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522125
>Lustria
I'd explore the fuck out of the jungles until I find the beefiest Kroxigor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522119
>I almost want to write about a non-villain Succubus now.
Do it up, we could always use more benevolent succubi works. If you're gonna go all out though at least give her some additional personality quirks, beyond the general succubus stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522135
>Drooling after her exhibitionist mom
>She feels inadequate with her opaque clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522141
remind her about the movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522141
Take her to the movies, are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522141
Remind her of the childhood promise to wait until marriage

[Anonymous No.]

I want to adventure with a zombie fighter who wields a tower shield, zwiehander, and cuddles my while at the bonfire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522142
What if you gave her permission to stop thinking and treat you as she pleased for one night only and then proceeded to do this every night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522141
Throatfuck her until her belly starts to swell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522159
but then it gets even worse she has you fill out a fucking form before sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522144

SNU SNU FOR SOTEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522157
I wan an all undead party.
>Zombie Tank
>Ghoul Rogue/Assassin
>ButtWight Healer
>Lich Mage/Necromancer

And I'd play some kinda battlenecromancer of deathknight I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522141
I give her steaming cunt one lick and wait. One of us just came once, I should be able to outlast her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522125
>>13522144
>>13522168
Oh yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522164
>Until
>Not continuing on past that point

>>13522144
I'm going into the mountains till I find some ogre girls.
I hear their "appetites" are endless

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522108

She mindbreaks the amazon into a proper, obedient wife.

She still doesn't get any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522168
Damn straight. Bone rattling, hours long snu snu in front of all the Skink lolis going 'kyaaa~' as they cover their faces but keep peeking between their fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521881
What was this guy's tumbrl? I think he was making his own profiles with them being independent strong womyn who don't need not man or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522176
oh but you won't

[Anonymous No.]

The choice is yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
Lamia a best

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy! My favorite show is on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_uSvCBtMF0

I want to be a Paladin when I grow up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522188
>Pelvis is being shattered when a loud scream of bliss echoes from nearby
>Chaneleon skink loli suddenly appears and collapses, panting on the ground next to you two
>Pelvis shattering intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522141
>She's holding on just barely.

You bring you knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust...
That really drives you insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
I'm taking the lamia. Look, she's even made a loop in her tail for me to stand in while she gets hotdogged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
Dire Wolf so plump enough to protect you while cradling your fragile frame

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
all of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
I'm an Anubis man, but dat Dire Butt though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
Dire wolf. That bushy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
Guys, what would a dire jinko be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522179
>find some ogre girls.
I hope you lift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522141
paladin-chan please save me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522220
Frosted Rapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
Direwolf. I want my fluffy snu-snu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
They all lack substantial hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
Dire butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522150
>"We could do that movie thing first, you know." Her desperate face lights up at being reminded of your earlier request before turning somber once more.
>She looks up pleadingly "Don't get me wrong. I'd love to go to the movies with you, but aren't we kind of in the middle of something?" Her eyes flick downwards to your painful erection before returning back to you.
>A trail of drool drips from the corner of her mouth as her breathing gets heavier. Your own feelings are conflicted considering what you were engaging in less than a minute ago.

What would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
Out of those three, then Lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522157

>Get captured and imprisoned by some monsters who laugh amongst themselves as they discuss what they plan to do with you later.
>You despair in solitude, hoping that someone will rescue you
>Suddenly you hear the sounds of battle.
>A mysterious figure clad head to toe in armor is fighting its way through your captors
>It defeats their leader
>The figure notices you after the battle and unlocks your cage with a key it obtained earlier on.
>It silently motions you to follow it.
>You feel compelled to do so and you have nowhere else to be anyway.
>After some traveling, night falls and your mysterious savior sets up a campfire and then took off their armor
>You are surprised that the person beneath the armor to be a zombie girl.
>She moves closer to you and pulls you into a hug
>She smiles as she does so and whispers "Waaaarrmm..." into your ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522202
>>13522188

>Shipwreck on the shores of Lustria
>Spend no less than 3 days without food, and just water from your waterskin on its rather meager leather strap
>The humidity sucks, the mosquitoes suck
>You had to dodge a few Raptor girls and narrowly escape rape
>End up in a seemingly forgotten city, built in the stepped Pyramids and stone houses
>Decide to explore wearily, everything is kept neat and pristine for the most part, as if someone or something still lives there
>You think you're hallucinating by seeing the air shimmer in a humanoid form, disregarding it, you press forward
>End up in a cave lit by phosphorescent algae and fungus, there's eggs everywhere
>You can hear the shift of water as you're inspecting the batch of them, about as big as an Ostriches
>THUD... THUD... THUD...
>Heavy footsteps moving in your direction
>Look up, it's a massive Mamano, looking like the cross between a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a Lizardman
>She stands at least 9' tall, and has enough muscles to immediately emasculate you
>Takes one sniff of you, putting her Machuahuitl down, her golden eyes shimmering in the dim light
>Her fist hits you like a run away heifer, knocking you out instantly
>You wake up to a pain in your pelvis, dull and throbbing
>The massive Lizardwoman is impaled on your cock and bouncing up and down in rhythmic silence, grunting as your cock slides in and out of her surprisingly moist and warm pussy
>There's a pack of smaller child-like Lizardmen watching the stone dais you're tied to, shrieking at intervals, their crests flaring as they watch between their nimble fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522245
WE ARE GOING TO SEE AVENGERS 2 AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522245
We can always go to a movie. Make tender love, then see if there's even anything playing. If there is, go see something still after a shower, if there's not at least go to a burger joint or diner or something so she doesn't feel like a meat hole. Even if she is begging to be treated like one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522245
She needs to be punished, giver her a taste of her own medicine, go to the movies and finger her during it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522254
>Capeshit
I hope she walks out on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522245
Wonder where her yandereness went off to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522245
If her sclera is black and their skin is blue. I would run if I were you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522254
>>13522255
>>13522261
So treat her like a proper lady while still having her punished with sexual frustration. I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522222
Of course I do!
who wouldn't?
Do you think I'm a wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522263
>Not liking blockbuster capeshit.
Stop being such a hipster, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522251
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522251
Drawfags where

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522250
She is my wife now, nothing can change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522263
>hating anything /co/ this hard
Did your parents beat you as a child, or do you just hate other people's fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522267
Middle post was me, and I didn't blue(er)cunt her. Damn if I'm not returning the favor at some later point though; she's getting locked in a chastity belt for a week before next Valentines day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522271
>Lol, you don't like eating shit like the rest of us? What's wrong with you?

>>13522276
/co/ is cartoons, Avengers is Live Action. And it's capeshit. That's the equivilant of Haremshit in nippon. It's everywhere and it's almost always garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522275

She'll eventually become a warrior Wight who'll work even harder to protect your smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522251
Damn, I'd give her a clutch of eggs. All the clutches of eggs.
Not that I'd have a choice but it's the thought that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522251
I'd bury my runefang into that lizard

>Smaller, childlike lizardmen
They are going to be played with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522282
And I'm going to giver her the best smile of all.
And cuddles, because nothing is better than hearing your wightfu moan "waaaaarm" like she used too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522271
TBH, Ultron was about as much a disappointment as Iron Man 2 or 3. It has some good scenes but they fumble the villain just like both of those.

If I had to pick something right now, I'd go watch the new Mad Max. But then I have a ridiculous boner for post-apocalyptic movies, cars and practical effects. I'm going to catch it a second time once it hits the dollar show and I never see a movie more than once in theaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522251

>As the massive Lizardwoman continues to ride your cock, you hear a tearing noise. The ropes on your hands and ankles have been cut by a stone-faced flared Lizardman with red scales, tribal paint on her face to mark her as the Shamaness
>Reach up and grasp at your mate's buttocks
>There's a brief pause in her thrusting, looking down at you with seeming indignation
>She begins to buck and thrust again, this time with more force and determination, her pace unabated by your hands
>You can swear your pelvis is going to shatter by the end of this, and that this may be the last pussy you ever get
>Your cock twitches as she plants herself ass to grass onto your member, jettisoning your man seed into her pussy
>Her faces flushes just slightly, your chest heaving with labored breathing
>Fuck, that felt good. Too good. No human woman would ever come close to her.
>The Shamaness approaches you as the Lizardwoman dismounts, your cock popping out wetly
>She feeds you a strange golden honey, it's sweet and sets a fire off in your body, more blood rushing to your cock and stiffening it again
>Strong hands grip you as you're lifted off the dais, the Lizardwoman laying down beneath you
>She pulls you in closer, sliding you once again into the inescapable warmth of her pussy
>Involuntarily, you begin to thrust, your face smothered in her breasts, her cool skin contrasting with the blazing fire beneath yours
>As you begin to thrust like a madman, she's bucking her hips to meet yours, never once allowing you to be fully dominant
>You try to pull out as you feel yourself coming closer to another orgasm, but the Lizardwoman would not be denied, her powerful legs wrapping around your midriff
>There's soft pressure in your anus, the Shamaness sliding a finger into your rosebud, tickling at your prostrate
>You erupt like a geyser into your mate again, the wet squelching noises intensifying as your seed and her juices coat both of your nethers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522271
Winter Soldier is the cape film.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522268
That's the other alternative, yes. But lifting is preferable, ogre girls like their "meals" hearty instead of puny appetizers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522286
>Skink reporting to a Slan how a human crossed the sea, cut through the jungle, got passed their wards, and fought off their most ferocious guards so he could just play and cuddle with the younglings

That would be my life in that land.
And. It would be beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522291
Ultron was a let down, I think mostly because he was written by Joss Whedon. I don't mind the guy, but I'm definitely seeing a pattern in his villians, and the way he writes.
That Hulkbuster machinegun pilebunker punch was fucking beautiful, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
I choose lamiass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522292
>That second to last line
You fucked it up, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522292
You're on a roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522281
>I judge other people tastes without trying things myself because people might want to feed me shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522266
If her sclera's black and skin is blue,
she won't walk when I get through

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522291
>>13522300
What are you talking about? Ultron was the best part of the movie.
He is basically Tony Stark's Frankenstein's monster. How is he like Loki in any way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522292
Frenzied insemination is best insemination. A little prostrate massage would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522296
I'll be ready Anon.
The mountains and the great maw await!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
Lamia, definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522317
Are robot girls monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522322
They are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Being /tv/
>Seeing /mgt/ talk about movies with the most plebian tastes
Now I know how /v/ feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522251
>>13522292
Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522328
/v/ has shit taste as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522328
Neither /v/ nor /tv/ have quality taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522328
>Being /tv/
Are you the faggot posting the CIA shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522328
/tv/ is nothing but shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522328
Please tell us about how Bane is going to crash that plane with no survivors, /tv/-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522195
Is this supposed to be shit tail list or something?
Where are actually good fluffy tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522292

>As you lay against the giant Lizardwoman, the Shamaness steps forward with an obsidian knife
>You wince with pain as she cuts your right palm open, doing the same for the giant scaled woman beneath you
>Claps both of your hands together, declaring something in their hissing, sibilant tongue
>Several of the flared children shriek with joy, a Chameleon Lizardman shifting out of her camouflage and turning a bright red before collapsing
>Spend the next several months fully recovering from the fractured pelvis
>Your life-mate has laid her first clutch of eggs, guarding them dutifully in the hatching chambers
>Spend months and years among the Lizardmen of this strange, untamed land, learning their ways and language
>Raise several clutches of daughters with your life-mate, now known as a Kroxigor
>You often spend your time sparring with the Saurus guards or training them in the ways of war
>They're physically stronger than you, but know as if by instinct that to kill you would lead to a rampage from your "wife"
>Each Lizardman has a seasonal estrus, depending on the need for their ranks to be propagated
>Every time you and your wife have sex, it's like a battle to see who can maintain dominance
>With each passing pregnancy, she's become more and more demure towards you, often times even allowing you to illicit a shoulder ride
>Many of the Skink girls try to imitate the sheer carnality of the bestial sex you and your wife have, but due to their physical strength can't even fell a tree like your wife did the last time you decided to fuck outside of the temple city
>Her hip thrusts and frantic need to rear young snapping the decades old tree's trunk
>You can barely remember your life before Lustria
>And the strangest thing of all?
>You don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522339
>>13522342
You see, it all started with a Jeep driving in an undisclosed country in the middle of a field. In it were Dr. Pavel, the Mosquito Man, and Pavel's Friends...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522138
Ultra mega ultimate omnipotence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522317
When I said Ultron, I meant A:AoU. It's just shorter. Ultron didn't really get enough screentime to develop. He had three good scenes.

1.Birth
2.Arms deal
3.Last drone

Which is criminal when you consider how much time was wasted on stuff like evacuating the people from the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522328
>most plebian tastes
But everyone say capeshit a shit
Or you are implying capeshit is good stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522344
Fluffy tails are too forced in these threads to be enjoyable anymore.

Thanks, Bob and Psychofox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522328
>Being /mu/
>See that /mgt/ has a small range in music tastes
I'm not even angry, I'm just sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522254
>You pick her up by her hips and place her squarely on the bed. "Get dressed, we're leaving in five minutes." You say as you walk back to your previously forgotten pants
>She scowls and draws out a long whining sound like a kid who just learned they're not buying him a snickers bar. When she realizes you're not joking she complies and slips back into the sweaters
>The drive to the local mall is short, and the ticket attendent, an older lamia, comments on how cute the two of you look together. This draws a nervous giggle from your succubus who wraps her arm around yours as you walk inside
>"Were you looking at her?" Her tone shifts into a serious tone as you walk up the steps to your seat
>"What?" You fail to see how that has any relevance until her grip tightens around your hand and her nails go white
>"From now on you won't look at any other girls, not here, not in school. You'll look at me exclusively, right?" She buries her head into your shoulder as you take your seats. Her voice was demanding, but tinged with desperation in the request.
>You assure her that you will definitely avoid other monstergirls, which seems to calm her down a bit just as the previews begin to roll
>"In a world... Where human boys have gone extinct... One dullahan will go where no other monstergirl has gone before... Space!"
>She turns to you with a bored look on her face. "This sucks, we should have fucked like rabbits when we had the chance." She pouts and crosses her arms while simultaneously sinking her seat.
>After ten more minutes of previews she places a lithe hand on your thigh and leans steeply into your shoulder. She's obviously tuning out the movie as her lips plant small kisses on your neck and cheeks.

What would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522317
Personally, he wasn't as intimidating as I would've liked. The bit where he cuts off the dealer's arm in a blind rage was excellent, because that's when you see just how insane, monstrous and dangerous he actually is.
Vision, on the other hand, I have no qualms with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522334
>>13522335
You know, whenever someone brings up that "x board has shit taste in what it specializes" I always wonder if that's true, or if the person went there, was told they have terrible tastes, and instead of opening their mind and trying out whats considered the good stuff, got defensive and said "x hates everything, they have shit tastes!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522356
Every writefag has their favorites

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522359
Eat overpriced movie popcorn. Feed her some also

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522347
What a lovely life, will you pastebin this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522359
THERE'S the yandere. Fuck it, if we're going the stoic route we're going all the way. Ignore that and nudge her head back up if she dips too low. Force our tongue down her throat during the ending credits, THEN take her home and ravage her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522351
Why is the Aye man called Mosquito Man, /tv/-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522360
Vision was another symptom of the clusterfuck they were putting together. Could have completely cut out all the farmhouse junk and had time to make him feel like more than a last minute addition.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, I need more short stories! Already read the pastebins linked which I'm interested in. Any recommendations where I can find more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522362
yeah but they're shit so who cares what they like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522359
Turn my head slightly so I can kiss one of her horns, and start stroking her through her panties.

...She is wearing panties, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522375
Uhhh... are you looking for anything a bit more specific?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522367

I prefer not to pastebin my grey matter flatulence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522359
This:
>>13522369
Drive her almost to the point of breaking. She has to be able to know each characters by name and recite me the plot of the movie while we fuck afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522347
Lizard snu-snu, perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522347
>snaps a tree in two during outdoors sex
Now that's what I call snu snu. At the mention of the knife I thought you'll go human sacrifice on us, glad you didn't.

Good one, anon, hanks for doing it. You aren't Average, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522387
Bollocks pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522359
>succuslut
Nope
>clearly trying to mindbreak and manipulate you
NOPE

Tell her to fuck off and find someone who is not shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522387
It was an enjoyable brain fart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522360
>>13522373
Enough villians are dark and intimidating as fuck already (See that guy from Guardians of the Galaxy who's name I can't even remember).

The movie could had had more character building, I agree, but the fact that Ultron acts just like a psychopathic, robotic Tony Stark despite hating the real Tony with all his being is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522396
Faggot, did you just now start following that story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522391
It's probably not average, there isn't enough double spacing and I don't think the writing style is similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522359
I want that Older Lamia please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522391

I'm not Average

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521359
Seen this guys artwork before, really like it. Where does he upload all of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522347
Magnificent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522391

It isn't me.
I love it though, gets my warhammer love burning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522388
Oh man.
>Lean back into her
>Nibble her earlobe until she sighs and reaches higher up your thigh
>Grab her hand
>whisper "this is all going to be on the test" into her ear then straightening up and resuming your measured indifference

Is this how you tame a yan succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522414
Loen has a imgur linked in the Blogspot and the Pastebin you can find on the OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522414
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522426
it might be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522410
Sorry then. I made the assumption since he's the only writefag who I know is into /tg/ stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522359
I work in a theater, I would love to have a monster girl helping at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522426
>taming yandere

Nope, you're just slowly getting her into the mentality that she gets what she wants when she wants.

Next time you don't want to have sex she'll just push you down and sit on your face until you agree to skip school/work/hanging with friends and instead fuck her for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522440
Would you be fine with the Older Lamia Manager constantly breathing down your neck literally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522382
Pretty much anything goes, but I'm more into the lovey-dovey stuff instead of the femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522450
Well I usually just handle soda, so it wouldn't be that big of a deal, might get a little cramped with her tail in suck a small space

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522426
You can't really break something that's already broken. Anyways, what worries you so much about a yandere succubutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522455
I'm into lovey-dovey femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522436

Clearly you don't pay attention to other writefaggots like ELH who's practically /tg/ incarnate

>>13522423

Fuck off m80 you can't allow me to be a non-hipster with WH Fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522460
It's not fixing it is more tempting. See who breaks first and rapes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522449
Well, while she is eventually getting what she wants she's certainly not getting it when she wants it, otherwise we'd be on our backs begging for a break about now. If anything we're probably encouraging her to be far more forceful or at less coy.

>>13522460
>Anyways, what worries you so much about a yandere succubutt?
The yandere part. Jealous women aren't my schtick, but so far this one hasn't been too bad. Maybe we can get her to relax some with proper training and well applied dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522401
See, you keep quoting my posts, but you keep bringing up arguments from stuff other people have said, not even always from this thread.

I never said Ultron was like Loki
I never said his basic premise was a bad idea

I said he was underdeveloped because he got the shaft in terms of screen time, and 2/6 scenes he got were weak as fuck. Just like Hammer could have been fucking fantastic in Ironman 2 and they fucked up and fumbled him.

Guardians didn't develop the Acuser guy hardly at all either.

It's getting where Marvel can write decent heroes but can't bring singular villains to fruition. Like imagine if Winter Soldier was nothing but the Bucky scenes with no Hydra to carry the rest of the plot. That's the issue that keeps cropping up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522472
>Jealous women aren't my schtick
You are not my nigga, possessive girls are the best.

>Maybe we can get her to relax some with proper training and well applied dickings
So you just want a sub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522503
That image always gets me.

>You will never have an otherwise normal monster waifu who gets all clingy and a little bit possessive of you when other women try to flirt with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522503
no man not like that, I like yandere also. I just wanna see pure lust filled rape. No sub or dom just rape. Then loving cuddles after it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522458
>cramped
you're getting coiled from the waste down while getting drinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522503
>possessive girls are the best
It's a matter of degrees. Some clinginess is fine, and in the image you posted I seem to recall other women hinting that they found her new boyfriend cute or something. Nothing wrong with a good body coil in that situation, but getting pissy because you made eye contact with an attractive woman is not okay in my book.

>So you just want a sub?
I said "calm down" not "become our bitch." Just tone the jealousy down some, you know? I was completely alright with the domineering teasing we were shown before, I just want less crazy is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521848
This is why my plan is to go up into space with an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522466
making me sad Anon.
I just want to play warriors or VC.
I love undead and heavy armor

[Anonymous No.]

How does one waifu Hathor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522359
>You place your own hand on her thigh and squeeze. This draws out a short moan which she quickly muffles with sweater sleeve.
>The previews come to an end but you're aren't even paying attention as each squeeze of her soft skin brings you closer to the source of heat radiating between her legs.
>She's long stopped trying to bury you in affection, instead opting for laying her head back and letting her tongue hange loosely on her lips while panting as softly as she can to prevent drawing attention.
>Her eyes are unfocused as you draw closer to her ear. A single warm breath calls forth a shudder from her buddy as your hand strokes as close as possible without actually touching
>"What's the name of the movie?" You ask in conjunction with a single flick of her womanhood. Her attention returns like a bucket of cold water had just been poured down her face
>"Wha-I?!" She mutters while her hand darts forward wildly with no real aim. She manages to avoid jumping out of her chair by a few inches and you repeat the question
>"It's... uh..." She can't seem to draw an answer as her yellow eyes continue to jump between the screen and your hand which massages the inside of her thighs. Her breath comes in quick bursts as she tries her best to squeeze your hand between her legs and into her sopping cunt
>"Time's up." You whisper as your free hand cups one of her nearly head-sized breasts.
>She whines in a hushed voice for you to hear. Her hips slowly gyrating in the seat as she seeks out the warmth of your hand which you keep out of reach.
>For the next five minutes you watch her slowly settle back into her state of drowsily enjoying the pleasure of your hands before asking the next question.
>"What genre is the movie?" You finish the question with a small nibble to her earlobe and hear the gritting of her teeth as she holds back a yelp.
>"A-adventure, action, Sc-fi-fi-fi!" She sputters out a few different answers before turning anxiously to face you.

Do you reward her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522458
>Anon tries to handle the soda
>Older lamia manager constantly behind him
>A bit grabby, but "totally didn't squeeze your ass just then"
>Gives stories about when she had just started there at the Theatre and when she was a young teenager looking to get by
>Invites Anon to special private movie showings she thinks he'll like that she sets up
>Always plans the schedule so no other Monster Girl staff member is near Anon and herself is always hovering next to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522525
>I just want to play warriors
You are my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522040
Goddammit, even if it's a matango, if a girl is that genuine and cutesy, I can't help but like her.

I'd treat her like a daughteru at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522539
Hahaha. The theater is a oldish like over 70 years old. So I can see it working like that. Before we show a move we have to preview it to see if it works so it would be enjoyable to have a private showing with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522535
Was she even right? And fuck no we don't, she's getting to the end of the movie without cumming; every right answer is just a reward earned for later.

There had better be a goddamn puddle in her seat when we leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522539
Is there no job in Monster girl city where I don't get sexually harassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522535
>Do you reward her?
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522552
But would you take her up on her offer to come home with her for an "Extra Private Showing"? You'll have to take responsibility if you do.

>>13522557
>Not wanting to be sexually harassed while working
I bet you think Lizardgirls just want to be friends with you, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522535
Just a little. But no climaxes for her until the end of the movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522354
Personally, I thought every moment with Ultron was fantastic.

But that scene with The Vision and the last Drone was incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522535
This would be the perfect opportunity for some payback for all her earlier teaing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522562
Well if we are taking my area. I live in a small town so. I might as well go along with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522562
Man I just want to concentrate on my job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522572
If they actually cared about a Job being done they would've hired a Monster Girl. You know what you're at work for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522572
Sounds like a difficult task in MGC. Maybe it's better to consider dealing with the harassment as part of your job. Kind of like being a host.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522579
Huh, being a host doesn't sound so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be lost in the vast ocean and found by a MG version of The Great Thing.
http://imgur.com/download/6M3zhMW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522583
I want to be a cute Butler at Butler Cafe and make lonely Monster Girls happy with my smile and bringing them tasty snacks while calling them Mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522572
Then get married.

>inb4 nobody will hire a married man
>or worse, you alread have a job and this happens when they find out
>"fired due to misrepresentation of qualifications"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522590
Yeah that sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522590
I also want this too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522590
What if they try to make you do lewd and unbutlerlike things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522590
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522593
That's why you marry your Boss/Manager.

Or better yet, be a House Husband, like it's supposed to be. Honestly, a human boy that isn't raising the daughterus or cleaning the house just doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna befriend a dullahan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522596
>>13522598
>>13522602
You say it's nice now, but how will you act when that chubby creepy perverted Otaku Jabberwock keeps trying to lick you with her tentacles while she tries awkwardly to hit on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522604
Working is fun, I get free movies and a free large combo

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw when no giant Kitsune waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522610
Get the Oni bodyguard to suggest she leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522610
Masterfully veer away and bat aside her come-ons. Such a task is nothing for a skilled butler, or if that doesn't work have her escorted out until she learns to behave. No cafe worth working at wouldn't have someone assigned to drag out the troublemakers.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you all like MGC? Well then here come the jokes...

What happens when you dial 411 on an MGC Line?
You get a dog-girl barking at you constantly.
Last long enough and you can ask her on a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522553
>Your hand previously massaging her breast slides up to the very tip before you press her erect nipple between your thumb and index finger.
>"I'm sorry, but that's wrong." You whisper before drowning out her screams in a kiss that forces her to face you.
>When you let go her tongue seems to follow as if seeking your lips out even more. She looks at you with an empty stare like a soldier coming home.
>"Why... Why are you so mean to me." She seems on the verge of tears as every bit of your assault wears down her defences. Everything from your hand teasing her lower lips to your fingers playing with her outstandingly hard nipples brings her just as close as you'll let her to the edge without going over
>For a while longer she pleads with you. Her hands cupped in a prayer as she shakes her ass in the seat. You kiss her lovingly and compliment her willingness to suffer before redoubling your efforts to break her.
>The movies passes by a in a blur of dialogue interspersed with over the top action. During the dialogue you busy her lips with your own and during the action you let her moan and beg for more, the sound of cgi explosions drowning out all but the most desperate requests.
>The movies comes to an end with your succubus's panting turning into something more akin to a dog than anything a succubi would show..
>You turn around for a second overcome with worry that others would realize what you were doing, but instead see an almost entirely empty movie theatre with nobody but yourself, your succubus, and an elderly couple slowly hobbling toward the lower exit and away from you.
>"Please... I can't... Not anymore." Her legs twitch and kick weakly as you absentmindedly continued playing with her lips. Her panties hanging around her knees ruined with lubrication.
>You peck her lips and motion for her to stan up, but she's already beyond realizing her situation. She spreads her legs lewdly and begs once more.
>"Right now! Fuck me right now!"

What say you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522632
Walk away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522632
Fuck her right in the pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522621
But she's your best customer who comes in every other day and leaves a big tip! You don't want to scare her away. And that won't stop her when she stalks you outside the cafe anyways.

>>13522627
Smoother Anon, you might make for a fine Butler!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522632
no you have to catch me, then run home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522632
No. She doesn't deserve it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522632
Slam a finger straight up into her cunt, and tell her that if she can make it to a bedroom, you'll fuck her all night long until you're a sweaty mass of flesh writhing against each other in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522632
Almost there, but not yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522632
Tease her some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522392

Pls your goddamned self. You have just as much ability as I do to screencap or pastebin that malarky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522632
Walk home fingering her. If she makes it home she can fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522632
Ask her the name of the main character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522641
Okay then I grin and bear it. And hope the MILF monster girl brigade comes today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13520392
This only makes me want a Yeti with earmuffs, she doesn't need them for warmth but she thinks they look good on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522641
>spoiler.
That's what the holy can of pepper spray and the enchanted taser are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522643
She has wings, anon. You wouldn't make it out of the theater.

>>13522656
This guy gets it. Walk home with our hand in her back pocket, kneading her ass the entire way. If she makes it the whole trip without begging or trying to knock us down we're going to make blueberries 'n cream all night long. If she fails... what should be her penalty? Condom sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522664
I'd like to use a yeti AS earmuffs, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522668
Condom sex would work, maybe only blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522669
I don't think you could fit your entire head in her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522666
But she's been nothing but nice to you, besides, you knew the risks when you took the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522668
>Condom sex?
Yes. It's all they deserve to begin with, so it would be a good punishment.

>>13522672
Aww, man. Tough luck, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522669
>>13522672

>You'll never give shoulder rides to your Yeti daughteru, as her fur makes for the perfect winter earmuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522669
Yeti and Seep thighs are the best earmuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522666
>Hurting your biggest fan who just wants to be closer to you
therealmonsterisyou.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522678
Sheep*, not seep

[Anonymous No.]

>"I-If I do this you will be my boyfriend?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522684
100% yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522684
All monster girls would do that to get a boyfriend.
What would you do that the others won't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522684
What a fat dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522684
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522684
Mofu is shit, and so is this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill all the lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522632
In the theater? I don't think so. She gets to wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522684
Fuck off you shitty mutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522684
Mofu is shite, and so is this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522684
>Whoring yourself our like that

No need to bribe me. All you gotta do is ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522684
Wolf tengus the worst tengus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522684
Sure, I don't see why not. You could have just tried asking me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522666
Anon, she may be a chubby creepy Otaku, but she's still a 7ft chocolate thesaurus dragon from Wonderland. You think mere Pepper Spray would hurt her? Her feelings, maybe. But she'll just be convinced that she has to show you just how big of a fan she is so you'll love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522709
No, that would be crow tengus.

[Anonymous No.]

>actually unironically bullying wolfus
Give me your monster girl lover licenses, you do not deserve them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522634
>You calmly straighten out your shirt and stand up. As your feet touch the ground you hear a sticky sploching sound and realize that there is not a patch of dry floor left for several feet around both of your seats.
>She tries to grab at your sleeve, but her eyes are so out of focus that she only swings at the air in desperation.
>"It was a fun date, great movie huh?" You wave back to her as you make your way to the exit. Her legs kick desperately but are too weak to support her after the severe dehydration she's suffered
>Just as you open the door you hear the sound of crying, not just regular crying either. Her sobs are the distraught screams of a mother who's just lost her child, a child putting his first dog to sleep, a plane crash survivor being surrounded by the corpse of his friends.
>You walk home with a new perspective on life, shitpost for a while on your favorite imageboard, masturbate and then go to sleep early for school tomorrow.

>The window to your room is forced open. The cold breeze bites at you for a second before something large lands on your body.
>"He... Hehe..." It laughs derangedly as your eyes do their best to adjust to the dark. You can only make out two horns and the sound of wings flapping rapidly as the large creature locks its legs around you
>"I finally found you Anon. We're going to get married right now." Her voice sounds dead, there's not a touch of emotion in her voice as she tears your shirt off.
>Your free hand reaches for the lightswitch just in time for her to forcefully grab it and push it back.
>"No more tricks, no more waiting, no more fucking movies. It's just the two of us from now on." She places her tongue on your groin and licks all the way up to your face before locking your lips together with an iron grip.
>You break free for a moment "W-What about school tomorrow?!" and she responds with a polite laugh.
>"We can go to school, next week." The thought sends a chill as you realize it's only tuesday.

1/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522677
>Yeti fluff tunnel and bumpity boo earmuffs
a bit closer to heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522724
Alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
Yes! YESSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
>>Just as you open the door you hear the sound of crying, not just regular crying either. Her sobs are the distraught screams of a mother who's just lost her child, a child putting his first dog to sleep, a plane crash survivor being surrounded by the corpse of his friends.
Wow.

We really are awful people.

The least we could do is give her a loving kiss? Try to calm the yandere-ness a bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
Not what I wanted, but okay. I was more preferring the torment to end once they got home and sex happens. I feel bad for the sobbing, should have gone back and carry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522718
>7ft chubby Jabberwock

Say no more, I'll take her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
All according to plan. The only thing left to do is pound that pussy into next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
Shit route, would not recommend VN, 2/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522723
I'll fight you. Crow tengus are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
Quick! Use the pocket sand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
I can't say I feel bad for thim. You guys made him a faggot with your teasing shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
LOVING KISS, PUT ALL YOUR FEELINGS INTO TO. After it calms her down. Hug it out then sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522754
Yes. This.

Must do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522718
Guess I'll have to use the dreaded Restraining Order to keep her at bay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521881
>>13521892
>>13521894
>>13521896
>>13521897
>>13521901
>>13521927
>>13521941
>>13521982
>>13522192

The Black Harpy's nose was too much, I had to do something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
We went to far we have to apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
Did we go too far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
say we are sorry but tell her this was for this morning. Hug then fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522765
Yes.

>>13522764
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522764
>>13522765
Succubi deserve every little bit of misery they get.

She completely deserved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522764
It's probably far too late for that. Gonna get raped for days and days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522762
Xis artstyle looks a teeny-tiny bit better now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
Knigga, why did you left your friend all alone on the theatre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522769
Shut up paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522760
>Thinking the MGC Legal system will take your side in a case like this
>Ever
Oh, to be young and naive again.

>>13522738
This Anon gets it. But are you sure? She's an Otaku, she'll probably take lots of pictures of you, dress you up in all kinds of weird outfits, and cuddle you incredibly tightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522745
I'm with this guy. Yall done goofed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522762
Not great, but the lack of scrotum-noses improves it by magnitudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522770
>>13522769
We can fix it. We got revenge on her for what she did in school. We need to kiss her with love and calm her down and discuss our feelings. Then condomless sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522769
You're evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522610
Can't I have another girl stalking me instead? I don't really like Jabbers that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522778
Well, considering he put "1/?", I assume this is already set in stone, which is why I said it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522762
>The Only Thing Necessary for the Triumph of Evil is that Good Men Do Nothing

There are still good men in /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
>leaving her behind
>not helping the poor sloppy mess stumble home
Come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
We femdom now?

Goddamnit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522749
>Monster girls are allowed to tease human boys at school as much as they want, but when human boys do it it's wrong.
T-Thanks Succobama

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522791
yeah I mean most of the other responses were like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522749
There is literally nothing wrong with teasing an MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522792
This is what you get for being selfish and not dicking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522775
We need more otaku monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522787
He may yet be monitoring us as he writes...?

[Anonymous No.]

BY THE POWER OF MUTUAL LOVE it will fix itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522793
Nobody likes a cunttease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522798
>selfish
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522798
She's a cunt, completely deserved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
WE FUCKED UP, WE FUCKED UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522806

Hey Carlton

You sell fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522775
>she'll probably take lots of pictures of you, dress you up in all kinds of weird outfits, and cuddle you incredibly tightly
As long as she takes it as well as she doles it out. But that awkwardness has to go. She must be used to behaving like a proper dragon in public, even if she's a chubby dragon nerd. Plenty of dates and the eventual exhibitionist sex should help her acclimatize to the outside world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522803
The only thing that can fix a broken succubus is the word of our lord, Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522793
The irony is not lost on us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522808
She just wanted for you to fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522813
She isn't broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522793
To be honest she didn't tease him to the point where there was a pool of precum under his seat in school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522819
She sounds pretty out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522820
exactly we went past the line. Time to atone and ask forgiveness
>>13522821
Just gotta snap her back to normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522820
Yeah but I never asked for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522812
>Not Hikkiing it up with your MG Otaku waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522822
Actually, it's time to take her to suplex city.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your father will never work the mines until the day he dies
>You'll never stand upon his grave, and grit your teeth, swearing you'll make things right
>You'll never spend hours in the libraries reading exotic scrolls and theses on golemancy, honing your technical and magical skills
>You'll never learn how to bend steel, learn how to make her move
>You'll never watch as she withstands all the hell they put man through
>You will never build cities in a day
>You will never build towers to the heavens
>You will never build heroes
>You will never be a hero

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

so we want mc and succubus to work it out then have loving sex. The two forgive each other for the teasing and happy end

[Anonymous No.]

>moose only updates once a month now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522835
>You'll never be the father of death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522826
But taking her out of her little safe heaven means a huge frightened Jabberwock uncertainly clinging to you while spilling spaghetti everywhere. And when you finally get back she'll be all distraught an din need of some calming down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522837
No, he should lock her up and tease her even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522837
No we don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522837
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522842
Hmm, you raise a good point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522835
>You will never be a hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522812
Well she's a Dragon, she probably knows how to be "Proper" by nature, she just doesn't bother most of the time and is really rusty and awkward. And she's a Jabberwock, exhibitionist sex comes with the package.

>>13522842
>7ft Chubby Chocolate Dragon with Tentacles clinging to her tiny husbando
This won't end well

[Anonymous No.]

Is the succubutt thing a CYOA now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522837
Nah. I think people should accept that we fucked up. Back in my day, we accepted our cyoa bad ends and waited until the next session to try again. Why, this one time we got beaten to death with a baseball bat because we forgot to lock the door before masturbating, and we enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522762
That fucking devil-bug.
Did they use a human female as a stand in or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522849
Heroes do not exist, Walker.

Your talents lie elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522858
we did fuck up but we can try and fix it. I mean we will probably get raped a few times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522849
There are no heroes left in man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522840
Good things comes to those who are patient and don't post pepe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522865
>Implying that even now there isn't hope for man
See, this is why you're not a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522837
Isn't this a happy end already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522872
Hope rides alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522865
There are heroes right here, in our midst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
LOAD SAVE. LOAD SAVE. GO BACK TO THE MOVIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522841
>you will never be the man who turns the wheel

[Anonymous No.]

Whatcha doing, friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522878
>Heroes
>in /mgg/

Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522882
I'm not your friend, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
This is comeuppance, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522882
Dreaming about cuddling with that chubby Jabberwotaku and watching anime.

I don't even like anime that much but I'd learn to to be with a tubby dragon like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522882
Sweaters are a gift from god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522882
Hungering, you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522883
There are, you simply refuse to see them.

Or perhaps, you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522882
Nothing much. You?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522837
>>13522837
Why I don't get is why did weren't we asked if we wanted to leave her instead of just making the decision for us without giving us any warning about it.

Literally only one guy said we should 'walk away' without even taking her with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522882
Trying to troubleshoot why my computer overheats like a fat man climbing a down escalator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522890
I know right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522901
Holy hell anon, have you ever heard of brushing your waifu? Poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522900
Clean your fans, brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522896
I fucked that up, but I think I get my point across.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
>The bags beneath her eyes are larger than you thought inhumanly possible. She laughs while simultaneosuly kissing your skin. Everywhere she can she passes her lips as if to become one with you.
>Her attention turns downward as her continued attention forces you to rise just enough for it to bump against her legs.
>For a second she stops and a satisfied look comes across her face, she rubs her ass against the growing erection, small moans and yelps escaping her lips until it grows to full size.
>Her face shows an expression of supreme gratitude as she fishes your erection from the confines of your underwear and nestles it gently in her hands
>"You got hard for me. This means that we're meant to be together forever, right?" She smiles before licking the entire length with the enthusiasm of a dog being gifted a new bone.
>Her efforts are rewarded as you burst in her mouth. Her lips refuse to let go as she swallows ever last drop and then smiles in delight.
>"It's so tasty, of course it would be since it belongs to my beloved Anon. We'll be so happy together." She slithers forward until planting a flurry of kisses on your cheeks and forehead.
>"Look!" She proudly gets on her knees to show off the stream of lubrication snaking its way down her thighs. "This is proof of my live for you Anon. It's finally time!"
>She grabs your erection once more and positions directly at the opening of her lower lips. Her hands shake as she slowly brings the tip against her pulsating lips. Her face turns a deep red from the combination of excitement, fear, and utter bliss.
>With a single motion she slowly impales herself on your cock. The insides uncontrollably contract and press against your cock while her hands grab a hold of your hips to stabilize herself.
>Her eyes roll into the back of her head as she slowly lifts herself once more. Her mouth hangs open unrestrained by anything except the heaving of her chest.

2/?

This is going to be long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522900
Try pouring salt on it, that'll help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522901
They make big breasts look even comfier. Truly they are magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522893
Yeah, I cant. Need my glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522901
WOOF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522894
I'm experiencing what >>13522892 is going through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522905
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522881
>They'll never watch you die to save their lives.
>They'll never not stand here by your side.
>You'll never fight alone

Man. I just wanna pick up a simple fuckin' trash can lid, and stand before the metal golem fighting for all of us. I wonder what would happen. Would I die alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522905
HUG,WE NEED TO HUG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522905
I fucked up the spoilers, excuse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522905
Yeah, I'm not sure what I even expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522905
We're at YANCON 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522905
we still can fix this. We need to confess so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522911
Vampire Cows, how terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu's face when you're set on fire and burned to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522905
I don't like yanderes.

Tell her good bye while teleporting out of the room with my secret ninja technique passed down my family through generations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522728
>>13522905
We was just teasin', honest! W-will a hug fix things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522928
>"I am the terror that MOOS in the night!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522905
I like where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522929
>"Hot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522905
Try and fix this, I like Yanderes but this is on a whole new level

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522929
But she already does that to me when we have sex, minus the whole burning to death. The fire is a little more metaphorical as well. Would Shirohebi jealousy-fire give you fire immunity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522905
Break down crying and and beg for forgiveness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522903
Just dusted it yesterday, doesn't help.
I'm pretty sure that there's something wrong with the CPU fan, but I'll have to turn it off and shit before I can really look into anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522937
What would dating a corrupted Elemental be like? They seem nice, would they dom me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522938
>Implying writefag had any intention of going anywhere with this story but here in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522929
I can live with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522933
I want to get terrorized by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522943
Pray to the elder gods it's not the paste that's fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522941
How about we try something less pathetic first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522945
I gave you guys a whole lot of opportunities to make this loveydovey before going down this route.

I even emptied the entire theatre just so you could gently love her without feeling ashamed, but you chose to tease instead.

You chose this future despite my attempts, not because of them. Now drown in your ideals and die.

Maybe there will be redemption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522962
I never said we should leave her on the theater or crying her lungs out. You did that decision by yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522962
I guess a "win" for the MC was too much to ask in /mgt/.

Maybe next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522962
Fuck redemption, go yandere route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522944
In terms of wanting some lovin', yeah. Just take their regular persona, then amplify it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522962
Awww. I wanna be dommed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522962
well I wanted love but in the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522962
Hey, you're the one who went for the douche options out of all the anons who responded. You're just as much "at fault" as the readers are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522968
Now him, but how the fuck do you think she'd react? Doesn't feel like he's shoehorned this rout in at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522962
No anon, you picked out the only really harsh option that was listed.

Who cares, I´m happy to see Succusluts getting some attention.Keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522978
It's more like we would take her home and fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522962
You're doing the worst thing in a scenario like this: replying to displeased posters. The best you can do is plunge on ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522962
Let's go full yandere modo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522981
You guys acted like a bag of cocks since she burst into your room, do you really think it's "in character" so to speak to be so considerate? I would have been surprised had he not left her there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522981
Well, mission accomplished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522978
He picked a single response saying we should walk away compared to many others saying we should fuck her right there or at least take her with us.
It's like writefag's being spiteful about the choices we made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522962
This >>13522968

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522987
well it was more for revenge but once we heard her sobbing we should have ran back, remember she is our friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522989
It was the first response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522987
>You guys acted like a bag of cocks since she burst into your room
See? This is the reason why it feels writefag is just being spiteful, about it.

Just keep writing and let get it over with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522989
Is it? You guys made your recent choices because she was getting jealous and clingy which was foreshadowing to this sort of behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522995
If it's first-come, first-serve, why even bother posting it here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522962
>>13522983
Fucking this.

Just continue on as it simmers down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522995
It's often good etiquette to at least mention what will be your way of deciding what happens, whatever the way of doing so is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522996
>>13522998

I'm not writefag if that's what you guys thought. Seems like you're directing questions to me which should be asked of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522905
>"I love Anon. I love Anon. I love Anon. I love Anon...." Her words become an anthem that refuse to stop. Her slow movements become a constant thrusting that bring with them a repetition of her undying feelings for you.

>Time seems to contract for the two of you. The only real measurement is the amount of time that it takes from one thrust of her hips to begin until it finally ends and another wave of pleasure consumes you. The only other thing that seems constant is the occasional scream of pleasure as she cums once more from the movements

>Eventually you stop counting the thrusts, instead choosing to depend on the sound of her screams or your own ejaculations to count the amount of time that has passed since she last screamed or since you last ejaculated, was there ever anything before this?

>You come to realize that here is no time. Only the endless pleasure that you bring to one another as she pistons herself perfectly and mechanically and you squeeze out every drop of semen that you can inside of her.

>Occasionally you hear her scream some variant of “I love Anon!” Ranging from simple compliments like “I love anon more than I love the sky!” to complicated lyrical compositions such as “Anon is the only truth of this universe, blessed is his being from the dirt underneath his toes to the sound of his cute moans!”

>You remain in this state for an unaccountably long amount of time. Sweat rains down on you from her body and your own sweat forms a darkened circle around the two of you on the bedsheets below. Neither of you stop.

>You don’t know when the darkness begins to seep into your vision, or when the sound of wet skin being slapped against wet skin begins to slow down, but sure enough there comes a sense of tiredness that follows begins to consume the two of you.

3/?

>>13522983
It's all for fun anyways, I just write what I think would be most interesting. I think so far it's been pretty damn fun.but you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK IT NO ARGUING LET US CALM DOWN AND LET THE SUCCUBUS RAPE US

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523009
>fucking up spoilers twice.

I should really kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523011
>Implying that's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523009
When we wake up in the morning maybe she will be calm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523017
Well, it's some of ours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523011
>Implying that isn't my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523017
Orignal poster about the theme. I honestly am okay with the

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522251
>>13522292
>>13522347
I really need to see a Kroxigor monster girl now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523009
The minute I can she's getting a fly kick to the chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523006
No one thinks you're the writefag, but we certainly think you're acting like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523011
No, you can't make us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523009
Yupp. Officially broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523009
Oh man. This really is the only good kind of succuslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523027
>>13523019
Well, not everyone in here likes yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522987
>>13522989
>>13522997
You also realize what time of day it is, right? Wanting proper replies from the daytime /mgt/ audience is like wanting fish to fall from the sky. Its been rumored to happen rarely but don't expect it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523035
With how often its fans push for it around here you'd think otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523035
>>13521852
>yandere Succubus "friend" cockblocking you at every chance and then when you are pent up she pounces

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523035
That's what we ended up with because y'all couldn't talk to her like an adult. Now we're getting served a plate of yandere and the chef doesn't seem interested in making a different dish. Might as well suck it up and finish what's on the plate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523029
>waking up at all
she will just keep fucking us into oblivion
gud end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523009
Is it truly too late for lovey-dovey?

I don't think anyone ever wanted to leave her sobbing in a movie theater...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523046
I'm just not gonna eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523046
>That's what we ended up with because y'all couldn't talk to her like an adult.
More telling us we acted like a bag of cocks? Really?
Because I'm pretty sure we attempted dialogue before and the only thing the succubus wanted was to either tease us or get into out pants.
Stop being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523009
> “I… Love Anon.” “I looove… Anon.” “Love Anon… So much.” Her chanting becomes a quiet whisper that is soon reduced to an unintelligible string of sounds. She slowly collapses against your body with a sound similar to a hunk of meat slapping against another slab of meat. You can’t move, she can’t move either.

>The last thing either of you hear is the contented sigh of the other as the darkness finally overtakes your senses. As a final act of will she nestles herself against your chin and wraps her hands around your shoulders. You fall asleep an instant later

>There’s something heavy on top of you, a mass covering your entire torso and making it hard to breath. You wonder for a second if this is sleep paralysis before realizing that you still haven’t opened your eyes.

> “Anon…” The voice sounds tired beyond reason. You look down and see two bright yellow eyes staring up at you full of contempt and thinly veiled lust lurking beneath.

>She slowly gets up and places herself on the far side of the bed. You can’t help but feel hurt by the distance she’s put up between the two of you after what happened.

>A minute passes by with neither of you speaking until she finally turns to you. “What are we exactly now?” The question goes through you as you realize that these last few days have been completely nonsensical.

>She's even gone so far as to cover her breasts when just last night (probably last night) she had refused to let you look away from them. The sight of her sanity returned makes you remember that more than just a succuslut, she's also your lifelong friend with whome you've shared uncountable moments.

>She breaks through your moment of self-reflection with reddened cheeks as she proclaims. "I mean, it's not that I hated what you did, but you were definitely taking it too far, you know? I want to make you feel good too..." She places her hand closer to you than before and looks away.

4/4

what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058

"I'm sorry for what I did, but you've wronged me too...even if I kind of liked it. Can we talk this over, like adults?"

[Anonymous No.]

>still no Lanternon update

Its almost been a month. Don't tell me the last remaining writefag I actually care about has died too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523036
Funny you should say that, because this is one of those exceptions. People have been talking about monster girls, we got two greentext stories and the general atmosphere has been amicable. Now compare that to the last night's thread which was mostly dead and then a tits fecal whirlwind broke out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523030
>we certainly think you're acting like a faggot.
>We
All I did was point out that it's consistent with the way he's acted thus far, and offer up the fact that "walk away" was the first response, a possible explanation as to why he chose it. You're a bit touchy aren't you, pal?

[Anonymous No.]

What if mummies could evolve into pharaohs with enough dickings, similar to how zombies evolve into wights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
Give her a kiss, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
EMBRACE HER. HUG HER. CONFESS LOVE. SLOPPY MAKEOUTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
Make it up to her. Tender, sweet loving time.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love these threads.

http://www.poll-maker.com/poll318324xdd3B4612-12

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
>What are we exactly now?
Married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523060
This, we're going to need to work some shit out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
If this ends in anything other than a warm cuddle I will have the angriest erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
HUG THE GIRL, KISS THE GIRL, CUDDLE THE GIRL, LOVE THE GIRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
She can fuck off and find a different guy, then find a better species to waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
Walk away, forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523071
Needs more options.
I only like certain kinds of Yan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523066
Isn't that what they basically are? Pharaohs with the warping still on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
[pure love intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
Ask for 69 paizuri as make up sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
>And children that's how I married your mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
Kiss the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
If they make up there'll still be maniac sexathlons, right? Or does that only come with the yandere trance state?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523104
once a month blackout yandere sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522944

No you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ara ara~ you've found of a picture of when I was younger? I was a lot more headstrong and naive then. I wonder what my old adventuring group is up to now?..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523107
Yes. You intentionally get a little flirty with the coworkers and she unleashes her lust and jealousy all at once when you arrive home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058
Pure as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523028

>Wanting anything that Ovaries had to do with
>Motherfucking ever

You make me sad. Not angry, or happy. Just, sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523131
I didn't even know that was Ovaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523119
Why isn't this finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523119
Why am I talking to a snake?

I hate snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

So with his talk of Yanderes, I figured I would post this.
Feel free to post your results.

http://imgur.com/T0MuXS0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523146
She's your mother, aunt or maybe your wife and you're both old.

She's just an old snake, reminiscing about her exciting youth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523131
Don't care. Kroxigor girl was delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523152
She'd probably be an aunt considering how much I hate my aunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523160
She probably has a strong smelling perfume on her too. Adorned with jewlery and leaning in real close to give you a look at her cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523062
>tits fecal whirlwind broke out
A few dudes discussing tits isn't much to speak of. Hardly a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523165
>you will never ask her to teach you all her grappling techniques from her youth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523165
I need an adult!

[Anonymous No.]

succubus a qt

[Anonymous No.]

How would Officer Anon fair in MGC? Would the uniform only make it worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523176
I am an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523176
She is an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523179
The one in the semi-cyoa? Yeah.
She also fucks like a rabid tiger apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523180
>Would the uniform only make it worse?
So much worse.

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>>13523151
An Ara Ara~ gyaru ushi.

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>>13523180
There was a story from a while back that covered this. Not very well from what I can tell, basically guaranteed to end up dating another officer or get involved with a thugdere after your back-up didn't back you up. Officer Anon would be a liability for the most part, unless he's trigger happy but that's not really a good thing for a cop.

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>>13523180
>MGC
Don't care, nuke it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523176
Good thing she is one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523180
>MGs with a fetish for men in uniforms
>bad girls wanting to show him up
>other bad girls wanting to be punished
I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523190
What's wrong with cooperating with monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523058

>You wordlessly lean over and kiss her. For a second she seems reluctant to return the kiss before leaning forward as well and melting into your arms. Her Arms wrap around you and soon she finds herself placed entirely in your lap.

>By the time you pull away she’s turned a bright red and is eager for more, but you feel that it’s important to speak now and clear up any doubts. “Marriage?”

>She nods in a matter-of-fact manner before responding with her own query. “Daughters?” Her eyes narrow down into slits and she presses herself into you as if to tempt you with the offer

> You shake your head “Too young, we can wait until we’re older right?” She looks down for a second before agreeing begrudgingly. “Fine, but no condoms either!” Her eyes light up and you realize you’re going to have to compromise.

>You grin as you agree that she can have as much as she wants, this draws out a smile before you jokingly ask. “But I’m still allowed to have other harem members, right?” Her smile freezes on her face as she pushes you down onto the bed and holds your arms firmly.

> “You will never look at another monstergirl as long as we’re together. I’ll milk you everyday if you want, but your sperm and heart belong solely to me.” Even though she's being serious you only think about how cute she looks when she's jealous.

>You lean forward and draw her into a wordless kiss which she responds to by slowly locking her legs behind your back. Her hands passionately roam over your body as her tail wraps itself around your leg. The two of you finally leave the bed hours later just in time to see the sun set against a pastel colored sky.

>"We will have daughters someday though, right?" She places her head on your shoulder while watching the sun slowly disappear into the horizon. You grab the palm of her hand and turn it over slowly, examining her empty ring finger. "As many as you want."

This was fun.

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>>13523152
>>13523165
>>13523170

>"So tell me, have you laid any of your female classmates yet?"
>"Don't be shy, you can tell me."
>"Mfufu, I figured as much. You're far too enamored by human girls to go for one of the more exotic flavors. It's okay, sweetie. Mama can fix that."
>S-shouldn't we... uhm?
>"What, expecting a kiss so soon? My dear, dear boy. You've got to learn to pace yourself, otherwise you'll find yourself... rather wrapped up."
>C-can't move
>"There'd be no fun in you moving, Darling. Can't have you setting off my predator's instinct. I don't want to eat you... yet~"
>"Mmm... How was it? The taste of an adult?"
>"Ara. What a vexing response. Perhaps I need to give you a little more... encouragement."
>"Stop struggling, sweetie. I'm not going to bite you, but I am going to eat you. I'll devour every last bit of your virginity and heart"
>"Mn! How is it, this 'old snake' pussy? It's been too long since i've had sex, but no matter, we're going to go at it all night long."
>"Don't be afraid, you're not the first virgin brush i've dipped."
>It's warm...
>"What, were you expecting something cold and gross? My boy deserves better than that."
>"I wonder how you'll react when I do... this!"
>H-holy shit! It feels too good! You're sucking me in deeper!
>"Once you enter a snake's pussy, there's no leaving. So tell me, so-- husband of mine."
>"How many daughters are you willing to give this old snake? Mm?"
>"Don't worry, you have all night to think about it. In the mean time, just enjoy my body to your heart's content. I won't let you go until every last bit of you is devoted to me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523201
GOOD END

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523201
Fuck that she's getting cheated on super hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523196
>cooperating
Anon, I've had my fill of keks for the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523201
That was a cute ending, and the yandere rape gave me a boner. Basically ideal for a monstergirl story.

Just remember, a little rape can lead to lovey dovey and not just bad ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523201
Does this mean she won't tease you in the mornings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523201
Kinda mellow, but I won't look a sweet ending in the mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523201

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523213
Anything that is reverse-rape is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523215
I'm fairly sure that's part of the promised daily milkings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523210
It's simple. The good little humanboys spread their legs, and in return the nice monstergirls help them with all their problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523219
Nah. It just means your taste is shit, and boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523219
You are dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523219
Go be grumpy somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523219
>Hating free sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523225
As long as my taste is not as shit as yours, I think I'll live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523222
How does rape help me with cancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523222
>being a second-class citizen
Pleb, git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523215
Anon, if I could I would write for you everyday a real-time update of succutebus and her slightly yandere antics with her anon husbando, but that would require you to pay for my living expenses and a decent computer, so instead please accept the author's promise that she does indeed bring him to the edge of frustration whenever she wants him to hurry home faster for his daily milkings.

Sometimes he's the one who frustrates her though, and instead she calls him several times while he's working reminding him that she's waiting for his return as patiently as she can.

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>>13523151
>5-10 years my junior
>pale skin/black eyes/black&red hair
>D-cups (full of justice)
>Hugh Jazz (but not the biggest)
>Normal background.
>Slutty persona
>Genius intelligence
>Interested in books about survivalism
>Head shorter in height
>Skinny, but doesn't affect her busts/badonkadonk
>Bad constitution/sickly
>Uses needles, giant scissors, and a longsword to provide blood sacrifices. Will cling to my arm when stressed.

Well Chuck, the date started off good, but then the Kiki tried to spike my drink with the blood of 40 stray kittens. That's four times ten, and that's terrible.

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>>13523237
>He doesn't know about the MAMONO MANA treatments

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523241
That would just turn it into a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523201
Pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522367

http://pastebin.com/4SFXcFiu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523206
Yesss, this is lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523239
well fuck I love it. Nice end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523238
You're not second class at all. But as a human man, there will be a few laws you have to follow for your own safety, since there's not enough of them to go around.

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>>13523246
It'd turn him into an incubus, which is basically a human with a power up and no cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523248
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523206
Hello boner. She's still your aunt in this scenario right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523252
>follow for your own safety
Ah yes, the "It's for your own good" argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523255
I mean it'd turn the cancer into some parasitic monstergirl.
He'd probably go incubus as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523252
Do I also have to wear an armband telling everyone I'm a je...I mean man?

[Anonymous No.]

Smart Slime girls sounds amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523262
>monster waifu made from your own defective cells

That's kind of hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523262
Crab parasite. Literal Cancer. A little like a daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

Is that one guy from last thread who did the transformation greentext still here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523151
>Ara Ara Tanned Hellhound
>Red Eyes, Black Hair
>D-Cup, Rolled a 10 for Ass
>Orphan, Energetic on the outside
>Olympic level Athletic
>Science fan and master of Anatomy and Psychology
>Much taller than me
>Average Weight
>Freckles
>7-8 foot tall tanned genki senpai Hellhound with a huge ass and big tits.
>Incredibly fast sprinter, so there's no escape, and has probably studied human anatomy enough that she knows the most sensitive spots of the body
>HAS FRECKLES
Oh god, I'm fucked. I don't even like Yanderes but I'm so beyond fucked. She'd better make an honest man out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523259

Snake-Mom.

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>>13523273
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523267
Like these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523278
That shit was amazing.Spider one was great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523273
The shirohebi one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523239
>>13523201
This succubutt is a great succubutt.
Thanks for the entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523281
And speaking of slimes.

Choose your slime waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523281
I wanna fuck a purified dark slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523201
A ring on that spade tail. Right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523151
>Same age
>Pale/yellow eyes/blonde
>Average breasts
>Average ass
>Rich
>Dark and sad
>Very athletic
>Interested in magic
>Much shorter
>Chubby
>Strange eyes
>She's a vampire
>Self-aware
>She uses fists, legs and magic as weapons
>Frantic whispering and fondles her weapon

After that I used the random feature on the MGE wiki and got a Werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523285
oh I forgot about that once. I was more remembering the spider one. Still that one was nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523299
The one with the witch hat. Almost no question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523248
Thanks, Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523299
I refuse to waifu a messy slimy asshole like a slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523151
>Crow Tengu, Older then me
>Very dark skin
>Brown eyes and black hair
> Huge breasts and a average ass
>Seems normal at first
>Kuudere until she snaps
>Highly intelligent
>Into guns
>Short and chubby
>She's mute and a masochist
>Uses acid and has dead eyes when she snaps.

What sort of abomination is this?

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>>13523300
I'm not sure if that would really work out. It depends on what the core is truly made of and if it can survive being turned into something else.

You'd probably need to do it gradually without her making you fall into depravity along the way.

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>>13523300
There is no purifying a MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523319
so turning a dark slime into a light slime

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>>13523240
>Genius Kiki that is sickly and preforms blood sacrafices
Fucking love it.
>>13523274
She'll break you into an honest man if she has to, and there's nothing you can do to stop her.
Still though, and Olympic level Hellhound, good lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523322
The flames of death purify everything.

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>>13523299
I don't care which one as long as she's in to PVC/latex.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Sandworm, Wurm, and Ushi Oni be the bestest of buds?
Would they all play together in a sandbox, disregarding the fact that the Sandworm is longer than three trucks at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523337
the bestestest of friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523265
Nah, it's more like a woman in an islamic country sort of deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523313
It's not her fault that you're a pleb who still uses carpets.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine asking a monstergirl friend to pretend to date you so you can avoid getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523352
Then she really rapes you while pretend raping you because she has no sense of self control.

Gratz on the new waifu though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523345
That's not a great selling point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523352
She'll just rape you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523352
There is no 'pretend', anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523352
then they fall in love and have rape together

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon please, you're in your early 20's an still single, at least go on one date with her daughter"
"Mom for the last time no"
>"So do you want to be a free fuck for the rest of your life Anon? If you get married you won't have to always be watching over your shoulder."
"Didn't you rape dad every day for 2 months until he caved in?"
>"T-That was out of love. And besides we're happily married now."
"Mom I got to go, my train is here."
"Anon if you come back single I'm setting you up on that date."
"No you won't"
>You hang up on the 7th argument you've had this morning on this topic
>For the past 3 months your mother has been trying to get you dating again
>It wasn't bad when you had human girls to pick, but now all the normal women are taken and you're left dick deep in monsters
>You turn your phone off when she calls you back, boarding the train and taking your seat
>You're not going to let someone ruin your vacation
>A week at the beach, nothing but sun, sleep and hopefully, no sex
>If everything goes right, you could die the day you get back home and you probably won't care
>"Excuse me sir, is this seat taken"

Continue?

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>>13523352

imagine being the ghost of someone famous in history who died long ago who was taken by a will o' wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523352
sounds like a good monoeye story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523364
sure.

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>>13523342
BFFs? Would they go to each other's birthday parties?
>They go to Wurms BD party
>All laugh when she trips while trying to blow out the candles and splats facefirst into the cake
>They to Sandworm's BD party
>Everyone gets to watch Sandworm molt very awkwardly, but at least there was pizza
>They To to Ushi's BD party
>Ushi's parents aren't there, so they have to improvise and make the party themselves
>Needless to say, by the end of it there was a mountain of soda bottles, candy wrappers, and three very sick little monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523364
>an still single
I already fucked up, great start

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523364
Yes please
>>13523352
That guy gonna get raped after a pretend date at a fancy restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523151
>Same age
>Very dark skinned with Blue eyes / Blonde hair
>Chubby, Huge tits - F or G, slightly below average butt, much taller than me
>A shy Foreigner with contacts
>Average intellect and athletics
>Crazy into the occult, no magic knowledge
>Related to me by blood
>She is extremely dedicated to me, and will do anything at all I ask. Will murder others with a big cleaver while narrating everything and photographing everything
Rolled on the wiki for a MG and got Mantis. Jesus christ, why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523364
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523358
I'm not the one selling it to you. MGC is a containment zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523373
and then the teen years roll in....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523364
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523274
>Tanned Hellhound
How is that possible? Can Hellhounds have different skin colors too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523337
Imagine the yearbook photos as they grow up

>Kindergarten
>The wurm is holding the sandworm in the palm of her hand while the ushi stands off to the side

>fifth grade
>Wurm and sandworm are about the same size and are putting bunny ears on each other while the ushi stands behind them tall and defiant

>Ninth grade
>Wurm is holding on to the the sandworms mouth as she stands tall at 9 meters, the ushi jealously stays by the ground moping

>Highschool graduation
>Ushi is now the smallest among the three with the sandworm towering at around 20 meters long and the wurm standing on the tip of her tail at around five meters long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523389
...And they remain the exact same.
Everyone else grew up and changed in some way, but those three stayed the same outside of a newfound love of those fake tattoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523151
>Younger
>Tan skinned
>Blue eyes
>Black Hair
>Average ass and tits
>Orphan who can survive anywhere
>Bit of a ditz but she's hiding super strength and speed
>Does Judo but not mastered
>Tiny, shorter than me
>The chubbiest whose breast and rear got some of it as well putting her breasts/ass two under the next tier
>Glasses
>Can't be away from me
>Uses animals
>Tells are Getting furious, petting her animals, and narrating her thoughts
>Random is Dark Priest
Short and chubby dark priest who uses animals and only breaks if I'm separated from her.
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523366
>Edgar Allen Poe wants to be depressed
>But Will o' Wisp waifu won't let him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523396
Ushi lost her big sister status despite still being the oldest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523399
then the college years...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523364
>>"Excuse me sir, is this seat taken"
So, how is our hero gonna get raped this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523411
And so we learn what happens when a Wurm gets shitfaced at a nerdy DnD session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523396
I assume you date one you date all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523151
>Vampire, 5 years older than me
>Pale skin, Brown eyes, Black hair
>Flat as a damn board, not much of an ass
>She's a foreigner that came to my country
>She's a total slut who seriously raves my dick, like holy shit she's horny
>Seems average in smarts and strength, but she's actually very smart, she just wants me to think she's stupid
>She's an ultra gun nut, and loves military history and the study of tactics
>She's 2-3 heads shorter than I am, so around 5 feet tall, and is pretty skinny, she can wear the kind of sizes most women today dream of wearing
>Having been blinded at a young age, her hearing is crazy good, watch out for echolocation
>Utterly despises herself and thinks that nothing good could ever happen to her, especially not my love
>She has a collection of Acids from a chemistry set she bought online
>When she gets close to snapping she tears at her clothing and bites her thumb until it bleeds
I can live with it, I'd love to try and teach her to shoot using echolocation, an she doesn't seem THAT dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523396

>>13523409
Bullying older yet tinier people literally my fetish.
Specially if they were the bully when they were the larger, or if they enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523401
>implying his soul doesn't already belong to his crow tengu waifu

>deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering fearing
>doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before,
>but the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
>and the only word there spoken was the whispered word 'marry me!'
>This I whispered and an echo murmured back the words 'marry me'
>merely rape, and nothing more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523433
>Ushi always enjoyed being looked up to
>That changed when her friends grew up
>They still technically looked up to her, but with their height difference it was almost as if they were looking down on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523394
Yeah probably.

They're still shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I slowpoking or is no one else aware of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523412
What? You don't want "Hurr, MC get raeped" story #965612?

But that's heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523452
There was a pretty long conversation about it last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523452
Yes, you're late on this.

Also, gross monoeye pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523452
That was brought up last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523419
>I-I wanna rape the darkness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523452
You are 3 days late
Also
>monoeye
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523454
I've seen the MC subvert rape more often than not in these stories. It's usually only a select few of niche writefags that truly play it straight. And the one with the succubus was probably the first CYOA thing I've seen where the MC gets raped, because the writefag wasn't a pushover. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523364
>You turn to the aisle to see suit wearing manticore hovering over you
>You are already starting to dread this vacation
>Before you can say anything she sits down in the seat across from you
>"My name is Brigitte"
"I'm Anon, and that might be someone's seat"
>"The train is half empty, I think they can make do"
>This is going to be an awful vacation
>You immediately tighten your belt and keep an eye on her tail
>"So, where are you going Anon"
"I'm on vacation, spending a week at a resort on the beach"
>"A full week huh, that sounds nice, I'm in for very much the same"
>Of course she is, you would be surprised if she was going anywhere else
>Looks like you're spending your vacation locked in your room
>You spend the rest of the train ride talking to your probable rapist
>Mostly about your line of work, turns out she is in the same business, just in another town
>Thank god for that, worst case scenario you get raped and part ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523452
>Steam VNs
>No porn
Literally no reason to buy a VN off Steam since they block porn content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523472
>Wurm pls
>You've been trying to rape the darkness for the past hour. Before that you were trying to grapple every single enemy and intangible concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523452
I still wanna play a monstergirl bully simulator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523452
It might seem Katawa Shoujo for monoeye lovers, but it's actually a trap set by Steam-using Gazers to check who likes one-eyed girls and abduct those who have the most hours logged into the game or leave good reviews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523151
>tanned Ara Ara Vampire
>black eyes, brown hair
>A cup, huge butt, essentially pear shaped in body-type
>orphan with a dark and sad personality
>average intelligence and skill, expert on anatomy and psychology
>same height, skinny frame despite having a fat ass
>soft skin & facial features, believes we were destined lovers
>uses poisons as weaponry, clings to my arm as a means of calming down
I got way more invested in this than I should have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523484
>Manticore

Everything's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523479
>I make things up
>I respond to jokes in a serious fashion
Well then, aren't you special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523484
Never too careful but maybe you can ignore her and relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523484
Keep going

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523488
>One cyclops
Shit is rigged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523498
I knew a few people were going to say this


I closed my eyes and opened a picture folder at random and rolled with it, don't be mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523502
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523485
True, but that game doesn't have porn anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523508
Good for you, don't back down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523151
Gonna go with a Holstaur since they're my favorite.
>Same age
>Light skin
>Shifting eye color
>Brown hair
>Huge tits
>Average ass
>Completely normal or just good at hiding it
>Innocent, doesn't know much about the world
>Isn't smart or strong, hiding the fact that she's really smart and is just pretending.
>Loves firearms and tactics, rolled a six so I guess that means she doesn't have a small armory
>Much taller than me
>Chubby, rolled a nine so I add two the the tit and ass rolls
>Strange style of dress, like a FF game apparently
>Extremely dedicated to me, will murder any woman that gets near
>Signature weapon is deadly traps
>Has two tells, first is she leaves to somewhere I'll never find her, second is she messes with her clothing hard enough to rip it

Jesus fucking christ, sweatingman.jpg, right up until the insanity part she was 150% waifu material even then it doesn't go down that much, still I dislike yanderes so it takes some points off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523484
Tell her you're allergic to manticore venom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523508
I admire you.

but don't ever speak to the audience while running this shindig, just ignore and roll with the punches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523513
Someone who can't read, apparantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523460
Was there a general consensus on it, or no? I brought it up after starting the thread and nobody seemed interested. I mean, I'm not going to buy it anyway, since I only have like $7 left for a week and a half, and I can't find a download for it, but it would still be nice to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13522550
>"Captain, I'm going to call you Dad now! Because of this space suit you made, now I can be your daughter anywhere, and people don't get scared!"
>"And you wash me, and clean me, and brush away my spores, so you can hug and kiss me, just like a beat dad would!"
>"I love my Ca- uh, Dad!"
>"Because of you, Dad, I can be with people without hurting them. I'll always have you there to look out for me, and tell me that I'm loved. Because of my dad, I can be a matango, and still be happy with my life."
>"Thank you, Dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523484
>manticore
Disgusting

>>13523521
This. Tell her you have a weak heart/allergy and aphrodisiac will kill you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523484
Manticores are nice, this one especially seems quite amicable.

Personally, I'm always happy to meet someone interested in the same fields.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523528
My heart....goddamn...my heart...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523535
And then anon was rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523484
>Taking the window seat
Nigger you should have taken the aisle seat and just stared as her when she asks if the window seat is taken like "Bitch there are other places. I'm not getting up for you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523488
>Katawa Shoujo
BTW why it's not on steam? They could delete h-scenes and make it all-ages
Russian 2ch VN is on steam

[Anonymous No.]

A quick thought from the old thread where we has a small discussion on mg to human transformation. How would that work with a slime?

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>>13523523
So, yourself.

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>>13523551
Dark Slime's profile has some insight on this.

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>>13523552
Oh alright, here's your reply.
Don't spend it all at once.

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>>13523548
Are the russians asking money for it?
I'm pretty sure the KS devs want it to be free.

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>>13523548
>why it's not on steam?
Because the company that made it dissolved and it was intended as free in the first place.

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>>13523551
Probably some fusion/melting stuff or something.
/d/ knows more about the subject.

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>>13523551
You watch as her core swells and bloats grotesquely, turning from a simply little gem into a fleshy growth. More and more it would grow, bone, muscle, blood and nerves forming, growing out, filling the slime up. And as a full body grows inside her, and she screams aloud as she experiences sensations she'd never before even conceived, her once delectably slimy body would contract, sealing around the flesh sending scorching pain through her mind, until at last it scabs and grows into skin.

Something like that.

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>>13523561
Nope, it's free

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>>13523565
>>13523566
Oh, you meant mg to human?
...Is that possible'

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>>13523568
It even has 14 steam achievements

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>>13523566
Oh fuck. Sounds like she explodes into a human
>>13523571
Last thread we had one where a spidergirl lost her extra eyes and her spider body died and she had to be pulled out of it

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>>13523571
>...Is that possible'
Not really

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>>13523551
She starts feeling more and more solid, becomes more thirsty as her outer layer changes into something similar to gelatin and you slowly watch things like individual organs forming beneath the transparent skin.

Her legs are molded as if she were sitting down and she doesn't even realize that they're their until her trail dries up revealing ten toes which she can wiggle but cannot in any way manipulate.

From there there'd be a period of around ten hours of extreme sensitivity where she'd basically beg to be submerged in constant running water as more and more of her surface slime either solidifies or completely washes away showing her skin underneath.

There'd probably be a time where her skin would still be transparent but her organs would be in working order, in which case you'd be able to see her heart beating and her newly formed digestive system flushing out all the slime that it can possibly filter through the system.

By the end the last thing to dissolve would be her hair, revealing a bald woman (or extremely short hair) with eyes that remain the same color as her old slime due to the nature of the eyeballs being completely separate from the rest of the immune system.

She'd have a panic attack, freak out realizing that she's completely stuck in this form, and then beg to hold her as she can truly touch you for the first time without fearing that she'll digest you.

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>>13523484
>You stay glued to your seat, refusing to use the restroom out of paranoia that she might make a move
>You can pee when your dick isn't in danger
>"Anon you're here alone, that means you're single, right?"
>With that statement she coils her tail before opening it, either trying to scare or arouse you
>You got scared
"Yes, but I plan on marrying a girl when I get back home"
>"What's her name"
>Shit, out of all the girls your mom tried to set you up with she never gave you a name
>"It doesn't matter, I'll make you mine before you can propose anyway"
>With that threat she starts to snake her tail across the gap in the seats, reaching your leg before you can step on it, keeping it down as it writhes
>You're only option is to lie and hope she buys it, if not you can always barricade yourself inside once you're at the hotel

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>>13523579
well it isn't all bad in the end. Also damn the part about seeing the organs is just so weird to imagine seeing

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>>13523582
>manticore being a shit
Wait, let me put on my "suprised" face.

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>>13523582
Tell her you're a Dragonslut and you have a big tough Dragon/Wurm/Jabberwock who can beat the shit out of any rapist.

If that ruse fails, oh well. It could be worse than a Manticore, they're nice and fluffy.

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>>13523582
>"It doesn't matter, I'll make you mine before you can propose anyway"
This makes me think that I would probably accept the first monstergirl that wanted me. I'm a slut.

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>>13523582
Just say she's a Tanuki or something. No one wants to mess with a jew's slut.

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>>13523582
>It's rape.
God damn. Is there even a way to stop it? "Please don't" Would just make her hornier. And turning violent gives her a reason to turn violent. Can you shame her out of it?
>No thanks. The girl I plan to marry got in my heart because she doesn't rely on cheap tricks. Keep that overrated syringe away from me.

I just. Fuck. Mantiwhores a shit.

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>>13523582
>inb4 she turns out to be the girl your mother was plotting to set you up with

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>>13523603
Calling it now. His mother seems like a shit anyway so I wouldn't be surprised.

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>>13523603
I'm ok with this

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>>13523611
As am I, I'm just predicting it.

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>>13523599
>"Is there even a way to stop it?"
>Implying you have any choice in MGE

Come on anon, now isn't the time for jokes.

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>>13523603
Lovely.

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>>13523616
>Implying you don't have any choice in MGE
U w0t?

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>>13523599
The helplessness. It's delicious, isn't it?

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>>13523582
>>13523582
>God damn. Is there even a way to stop it?
Punch her straight in the face.

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>>13523540
Now you see what I see. The threads scorn matangos pretty consistently, but they'll always have a mossy little spot in my heart, like every other monstergirl you can think of.
Except waspgirls. I don't really like waspgirls.

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>>13523631
Like spoiled milk.

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How would you embarrass or screw with your monster daughter?

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>>13523616
This is why I need masculism, so I don't feel like a victim on public transport.

>>13523633
>She looks at you with a bleeding nose
>She licks the blood trail, "Like it rough, do we?"

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>>13523633
>get shit pushed in because she's a poison lion monster thing
>get raped

You should think these things through.

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>>13523641
I'd ruin her childhood, if I can't have a good one neither can my kids.

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>>13523322

PURITY PRIME IS ONLINE

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

WEAPONS HOT

MISSION: THE PURIFICATION OF ANY AND ALL CONCENTRATED MAMONO MANA MASS

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>>13523582
"My girlfriend is a dragon, if she finds out I left her she will kill the both of us"
>"Oh really, the most possessive monster in the world let her precise man go on vacation alone?"
>Shit
>The train comes to a stop, the resort outside of the window
>Salvation
"It was fun chatting, but maybe we can have a drink later"
>"We will, and when we do you'll be coming back to my room with me"
>Not if you don't leave your room for the next week
>You grab your back and haul ass off of the train, slipping into the crowd of tourist and making your way to the front desk, taking your key
>You get inside of the elevator, peering outside for your new stalker
>She comes into sight as the doors close, leaving you isolated for now
>As isolated as a man in a elevator full of married couples can be
>You reach your floor, making a hasty retreat for your room, locking it behind you
>Just for safe measure you take the sofa and prop it against the door
>You check the rest of the room, nothing in the room, not even a fly
>This is as safe as you are going to get until you get off the train again back at home

>>13523603 It was obvious wasn't it?

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>>13523644
>>13523645
I guess It's time to pull out my gun.

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>>13523452
That specific Monoeye has her own GAME?!

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>>13523652
>precise instead of precious

I am fucking retarded

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>>13523655
And now you suddenly have a gun? Are you going to pull shit out of your ass to basically say "I win"?

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>>13523652
>Spoiler
Kinda.

I also predict that anon forgot to seal his windows.

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>>13523652
Might as well skip the bullshit and get to the rape.

Can you put on a trip so I can filter you?

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>>13523655
You should have done that from the start. If you're close enough to punch her and waste time doing that you're already fucked, literally.

B+ for effort, but mission failed.

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>>13523661
>MGC
>Not carrying a gun everywhere you go.
The bullet isn't for her.

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>>13523652
>She knows
Jesus christ. Book it. Lock the doors and barricade them and play some radio or something, make her think you're in there, and then leap out that window and don't look back. Catch the safest transport back and call your mother a whore for setting you up with a rapist.

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I want to play with a chubby manticore cub whose spines haven't come in yet

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>>13523652
will we get a twist with his mother finding him a human girl?

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>>13523668
You're still acting like one of those RPers whose character is his gary stu self insert that he refuses to let die.

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>>13523668
>MGC
>guns aren't outlawed since day 2
You that's gonna happen.

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>>13523661
Not him, but it was probably either that, or magic powers, and we both know you would complain about that a lot more.

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>>13523677
>You're still acting like one of those RPers whose character is his gary stu self insert that he refuses to let die.
>Implying you're not.

>>13523679
Why is it so wrong that I won't want to be raped?

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>>13523652
from the ceiling she will watch you masturbate

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>>13523666
You know you're the shitter here, and not him right? It's like going to /d/ and getting upset that there's futa there. Sure, you went there for something else but you're on fucking /d/. I don't know why you just don't go to /a/'s occasional EMG stuff if you really hate this sort of thing.

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>>13523679
MGC Detroit, nigga
Everybody got a gun

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>>13523679
>Monster Girls against Freedom
Besides, Magic usually trumps Firearms anydays. And besides, not just Human Boys would have guns, Monster Girls would have guns too. So once again, the shift of power is brought back down.

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>>13523680
It's not really complaining so much as pointing something out.
Though him using magic would have started an actual argument.

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>>13523688
>Monster Girls would have guns too
Nah, they all think that MGs are a bunch of savage retards who can't into human technology.

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>>13523688
>magic usually trumps firearms

Depends on the setting. Since it's based on a JRPG you're probably right though.

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>>13523652
This is getting better and better. Stalker/Yandere Manticores need to be done more often.

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>>13523689
Should've been carrying a custom made cathedral ward to protect against nearly 94 different types of monster rape.

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>>13523686
>Implying it's only him.
>Implying all monster girls are about rape.

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>>13523702
what about the rest that it doesn't cover?

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>>13523698
Normally magic tends to be better.
Mages were casting nuke(Flare) spells in the middle ages before scientists made actual nukes. Magic also allows one to outright reflect and stop attacks dead in their tracks.

>>13523702
Is it +3?

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>>13523709
No you heard him anon, I'm the only person in this thread that's like that and I should have know that.

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>>13523709
It's like a small minority of you guys who showed up post-/a/. And no, don't pull that shit when the reason this thread is here is because of MGE. If it weren't it wouldn't have moved to /jp/. What do you want out of these threads then?

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>>13523641
Provide commentary when I catch her conspicuously fucking a human boy.

"You know, I think this is the exact same position you were conceived in!"
"Her weakness is her ears."

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So what do you guys think about Konami saying they'll be primarily focusing on mobile games from now on?
It looks like Silent Hill and Metal Gear are dead and gone for good at this point.

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>>13523712
>>13523712
It can't protect against true love and certain yanderes, so make sure that you're not affiliating with any childhood friend types or the clingy ones who rape you because they believe they're in love with you.

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>>13523652
>You're not going to let some whore ruin your vacation
>You still have a balcony to get sun on
>Wait, no you don't
>Fuck you just had to get a windowed room, you just wanted to treat yourself and this is what you get
>You get the hotel phone and dial the front desk
>"Hello sir you have reached the front desk how can I help you"
"Yes is there any way to lock the balcony doors?"
>"Excuse me?"
"The balcony doors, can I lock those, and the windows too?"
>"Sir if you're an alcoholic we advise that you simply do not drink"
"That's not what I mea-...did that bitch just hang up on me"
>You can hear knocking on the door followed by a voice
>"Room service, the front desk told us that you checked in"
>Doesn't sound like her
>Just to be safe you use the little spy glass thing in the center of the door
>A normal woman stands there with a cart of food, mostly desserts and drinks
>You haven't ordered food service yet
>What if it's a trap and she is behind you
>You look back out at the balcony, no one is there and the door is still closed
>Maybe you are a little too paranoid

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>>13523721
I think you should go to /v/.

But yes, fuck Konami.

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>>13523709
>Implying all monster girls are about rape.
Wait what
But all monster girls about rape
MGE, MGQ even darling in EMG got almost raped dozen of times already

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>>13523720
Would you be one of those Sport's Commentators and constantly talk as things go down?

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>>13523719
>It's like a small minority of you guys who showed up post-/a/.
Nice straw-manning of /jp/, faggot. I've been in these threads long before we came here.

>What do you want out of these threads then?
The same thing you want except the exact opposite way than you do; can't you tell?
Monster Girls.

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>>13523725
Oh it's definitely a trap.

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>>13523725
FUCK THE VACATION. LEAVE, NOW.

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>>13523725
A little paranoid indeed.

My guess, she's using the ol' "Order them room service and hide in the cart" trick. It's a classic.

Though for a Monster, maybe she might do a variant where she is served naked to him on a silver platter, covered in food...would be an interesting twist on an old favorite.

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>>13523726
>go to /v/

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>>13523725
>A normal woman stands there with a cart of food, mostly desserts and drinks
I don't know about you guys, but that's fucking rad.

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>>13523729
I'd have to bring in the waifu to do that, it's no fun commentating alone.

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>>13523725
no harm just let her in

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>>13523719
Ho boy, I can't wait to see all the statistics you clearly have to back that up.

I can't handle all the excitement.

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>>13523732
Alright then. Why do you feel the need to start whining every time there's content that doesn't suit your tastes, and why didn't you do this back on /a/? That is one thing that did change. If you were a part of these threads before the move to /jp/ you had the decency to keep quiet. What changed?

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>>13523725
It's something with her venom

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>>13523743
That would thoroughly embarrass her beyond mortal means.

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>>13523725
Don't let her in. Obviously.
The food has been altered and probably has something that will put you to sleep.
Eat sealed food and drinks for the rest of the vacation.

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>>13523747
Don't bother anon, it's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw completely burnt out from reading these threads
>tfw never get a writing drive

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire Liliraune when?

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>>13523725
Talk to her through the door. Ask her about the keys. Ask her who can unlock this door and how well guarded their keys are. If there are duplicates, and if so, under no circumstances let a manticore get the keys.

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>>13523754
Nah man, he will surely deliver.

I godda believe.

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Monster Girl law states that you must defeat your monster girl of your choosing in a fight.
How do you train to fight her?

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>>13523737
Oh, you're lost.

>>>/v/

Here you go, glad I could help.

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>>13523760
Yes.
YES.
YES!

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>>13523766
>you must defeat your monster girl of your choosing in a fight.
For what purpose?

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>>13523766
I don't.

Men can't beat monster girls, why bother training for something that's impossible?

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>>13523761
What for? You know how this is gonna end.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else interested in the news of Rance 03? It does have a sexy Devil in it, as well as the chance to slaughter thousands of bunny girls.

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>>13523766
>of my choosing
This is a trick to get me to get a future waifu, isn't it?

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>>13523766
Can I rent the hyperbolic time chamber for a day?

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>>13523775
You can, but it's something you basically have to devote your time to learning to do. Not a good way to run a society, but neither are the way most Demon Realms are run.

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>>13523768
Why did you link me to this thread?
That's rather unhelpful and rude of you.

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>>13523778
>slaughter
>not rape

This isn't the Rance I remember!

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>>13523776
There's hope. Until she's on you, there's hope.

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>>13523775
For you.

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>>13523749
>Why do you feel the need to start whining every time there's content that doesn't suit your tastes
Do you live only to make strawmen of people you disagree with?

The ironic part is that you're the one who is attacking me for my opinions. Yeah I don't want to be raped by a fucking monster girl. What's the fucking problem.
Why do some of you who want to be raped have to counter-argument every little shit like faggots by saying 'muh MGs monster girls' to everything.

I'm not even >>13523666 and fuck I'm mad.

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>>13523790
Well, hope dies last I suppose.

But don't say I didn't warn you.

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>>13523788
They give the best experience.
It's not like he can rape all of them anyway.

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>>13523778
>Rance
Not interested

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>>13523793
Dude it's not worth it, all that's going to happen is you'll be banned and nothing else.

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>>13523787
Please anon, don't pretend to be retarded.
It's unbecoming of you.

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>>13523766
I train in the art of shounen fisticuffs so I can use inhumanly fast arm speed to overstimulate multiple parts of her body at the same time!

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>>13523778
Not really all that interested, but that girl at the far end with the skull on looks nice.

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>>13523766
>All the monstergirls I like are stronger than me
Welp.

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What would happen if you blew a dog whistle in a room of Thugdere werewolf bikers?
Would it involve rape?
And on a slightly related note, what accent would sound best on a Werewolf? I've always thought a Brooklyn accent would for some reason.

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>>13523810
>unbecoming of you
Being in these threads is beneath any of us, yet here we are.

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>>13523725
>You pull the sofa back, staring out of the peep hole
"Lift up the cart's cloth"
>"What?"
"Just do it please"
>She complies with your crazy commands, nothing is under the cloth except for more food, mainly boxed ice cream
>You unlock the door and peek your head out, no one in the hall ways either
"Thanks you, I've just been under alot of stress"
>"Most people go on vacation to get away from that"
>You seem to be the exception
>You wheel the cart inside, locking the door again and putting the sofa back against it
>You start with all the hard packaged food, ice cream and bottled soda first
>If you even drink a drop of that venom she might be able to track you down
>After about 30 minutes of making a pig out of yourself you start to relax
>You hear a knock at the door again, when you check the hole you see her
>"Excuse me sir I was told a man named Anon was staying in this room"
>Shit shit shit
"Uhhh...no my name is Hector, I am merely a Janitor"
>"Oh really? Why is the door locked than"
"A couple broke it on their honey moon, it can only be opened on the inside"
>She lets out a sigh before turning around
>"Sorry to trouble you then"
>You're safe for now, atleast you think you are, she already found you, you hope she fell for that though

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>>13523822
Hence why you're gitting gud.

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>>13523821
Well since it's a remake of 3 you'll see some hot Devil, Demon, and former Demon King action.
I think girl on the far right gets a CG or two.

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>>13523823
>would it involve rape?

It always does.

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>>13523824
Is it? Is it though?

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>>13523836
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no shrew waifu who paralyzes you with her love venom

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>>13523826
>"Uhhh...no my name is Hector, I am merely a Janitor"
Man dis guy is fuckin' dumb. Nigger better draw the curtains on the balcony so she doesn't see him in there.

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>>13523793
>strawman

It's not though, if you're replying to a story post that wasn't intended for your tastes about how much you don't want to get raped it looks like whining to me. That's pretty straightforward, and I would like an answer about why long time posters are making this a habit now when they didn't feel the need to do it before.

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>>13523826
He gonna get raped

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>>13523828
I don't want to git gud, I want to be the cute feeble house husband for a big powerful Monster Girl who'll cuddle me, hug me, and protect my smile. I'm too weak and crippled to git gud.

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>>13523775
and this is why no one like traitors/subs/betas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523850
Then unweak and uncripple yourself boy, your time is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523850
If only more men could be like you.

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>>13523851
But I'm not.

I'm just tired of fighting a losing battle.

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>>13523849
Gee, what gave you that idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523850
You should get stronger.
One day you will have to protect the smile of the woman who protects yours.

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>>13523766
I learn Aikido, I heard from /jp/ that it can stop a charging rhinoceros.

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>>13523861
The cart lady will want her cart back so once she gets it back she gonna rape him

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>>13523858
I know that feel, but we can't let them win.

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>>13523866
>aikido
>stopping a rhino
My sides have gone into the Dead Sea and traveled to the Sea of Eden in another word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523868
No, it's my cart now.
She can fight me for it if she wants it back that badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523873
It's just so pointless anon.

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>>13523868
>the manticore breaks into the room just in time to watch the demure cart lady screaming in ecstasy as he busts a nut inside of her

alternatively
>the manticore breaks into his room just in time to save him from the demure cart lady about to rape him and instead asks him out to walk on the beach and talk about each other's feelings.

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>>13523866
This only works if the rhino comes at you with Karate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523766
I have no problem with this. I might be the only one here who would want to wreck a dragon in 1v1 combat but become a dragonslut anyway.

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>>13523881
If you wanna back down, be my guest.

I will not move for them.

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>>13523846
Oh, I don't know. maybe I didn't know it was that kind of story in the first place?
Maybe if you were reading a story about your waifu that promises to be good, but suddenly a fifty-foot-tall faggot came out of the blue and took a shit on your waifu you would complain too.
Unless that's your fetish of course.

>why long time posters are making this a habit now when they didn't feel the need to do it before.
Oh, maybe it's NOT the long time posters but someone else?
Why do you keep talking like there's some sort of complot to harass you with opinions you disagree with.

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>>13523882
>asks him out to walk on the beach and talk about each other's feelings.

The shit manticore? I don't think so Tim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523888
I'd prefer to combat her as equals.
Our fight would last hours, maybe even days as we exchange blows. By the ends we'll deliver one last attack to each other before collapsing from exhaustion in unison.

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>>13523888
Something about submitting to some one you've proven to be superior to in combat excites me.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are people even arguing about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523895
They just want to make you smile anon., why do you have to be so rude?

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>>13523826
>You keep your eyes locked on the door, hoping no one else comes to it while you continue eating away at your desserts only buffet
>You eventually dig your way through all the sealed food, leaving the opened dishes left
>You don't want to risk eating any of it but the pie is calling out to you
>Mainly because it isn't frozen solid and taste like chocolate
>Before you go and risk it you hear pounding against the walls
>You listen closely, thinking your stalker is trying to make an advance only to hear two voices
>"Dammit you got the bed all sticky"
>"You're the one who forgot to bring my rubber sleeping bag"
>"Why the hell do you need a sleeping bag on vacation for"
>"FOR THIS EXACT SITUATION"
>It's only a couple arguing, their problem not yours
>You hear another bang but attribute it to the angry couple
>You forgot to pee when you got here, nature calls and she won't let the voicemail pick up
>You hurry off to the bathroom, locking the door behind you out of caution
>You undo your pants and let your stream flow off into the toilet, only to hear metal scraping under your foot
>You look down to see a vent cover on the floor
>You force your gaze upward to see a hole in the ceiling opened, the needlessly large air duct cracked open

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>>13523919
Because there are people on the internet that are wrong and I have to correct them, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523921
You're rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523247
Not him, but I gathered it all here:
http://pastebin.com/uP0JcVYW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523925
I told you to jump out of the window man. I fuckin' told you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523925
>You force your gaze upward to see a hole in the ceiling opened, the needlessly large air duct cracked open
Clever girls make me hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523925
Rape can't be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

If I get the scent of bacon and catnip on me, which cat would find me first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523899
That I can understand, but something like manticore or a similar monster? You wouldn't waifu them when their gimmick is exactly that. I'm not talking about other instances of people giving negative feedback for the most part.

>Oh, maybe it's NOT the long time posters but someone else?

It's at least two of you mainly from what I can tell. According to the other guy he's a long time poster. That's a question for him, not for you.

I don't think there's much to it. I just see shitters being shitters, and I didn't when I was a part of /a/'s threads. Otherwise I wouldn't have stuck around this long.

It's as obnoxious to me as a reverse-rape story is to you apparently.

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>>13523943
Jinko has the best sense of smell out of all of them, so probably her.

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>>13523925
>She's already in the room
Well, now that it's come to this, lock yourself into the bathroom stall and start crying like a little bitch, blubbering "I don't want this. Not like this" on repeat untill she's so disgusted she leaves.

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>>13523943
direwolf, sorry.

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>>13523935
>implying that would've made a difference

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>>13523945
>>13523948
So, which one wins in the street fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523947
>Implying that won't just make her harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523948
>sorry

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>>13523925
Reminds me of the Jurassic Park raptors or something I'd be shitting my pants at that point or just give up and accept the inevitable.

I'm sure it would be more fun that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523823
Using a squeaky toy might be a better idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523947
It's a manticore son, crying will only make her more wet

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>>13523954
I was going to say that "she'll have to be gentle though. No one wants to traumatize their husbando on the first night is he's a quivering wreck" but then I remembered she's a manticore and sadism is their thing.

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>>13523954
One's roughly a heavier graywolf, which can be torn apart by a Wolfhound, while the other is the largest living cat as well as the strongest.

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>>13523925
Nothing is going to happen during his entire vacation and once he comes back he will be too weak from not having slept anything to defend himself from her.

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>>13523930
Bless you I was staying up hoping someone would do this so I wouldn't have to do it myself in the morning.

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>>13523954
>>13523967
If I pout and cry harder that might work, surely she'll have mercy and spare me a night of rape if she sees my red puffy face covered in tears, filled with fear, right? She wouldn't really take advantage of a crying weak human boy, would she?

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>>13523969
Wait, this was meant for>>13523953
How the hell did I get >>13523954 when I didn't click it?

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>>13523944
Well then I guess I'm a fool for liking particular monster girls and monster girls in general for the wrong reasons.

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>>13523964

I'd agree, except where I live, all the bathroom vents are really small (like the spine of a large dictionary, or a VCR) so there's no way a person could get through them.

I don't know if where the writefag lives that's the norm, or he's talking a full-size crawlspace vent, since he hasn't specified. But normally they're only used in areas that require large airflow (like pools, public halls, etc).

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>>13523976
She would lick the tears off your cheeks, before sinking her claws in your flesh to hold you down while shoving your dick in her tailpussy.

>>13523983
This is MG land, the building was probably built by a Tanuki who designed the vents with this scenario in mind.

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>>13523989
>sinking her claws in your flesh
Anon no

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>>13523983
Yeah it's a little unusual to have vents that large but I'm happy to let it slide for the sake of the story. Maybe it's heading for the pool or front desk and Anon's room was on route.

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>>13523978
You can like them however you want. Just don't shit up the place when other anons like them a different way. It would be just as irritating to see someone screaming for rape in a vanilla story or something every time one comes up. This should be basic thread etiquette.

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>>13523975
No problem.

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>>13523976
Nah, it won't work.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a dire holst

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>>13523743
my waifu and I commentate like wrestling commentators
>OH MAH GOD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!!!!
>UH-OH SHE'S GOING FOR THE STUNNER!
>HOW DID THEY FIT A CHAIR THERE?

[Anonymous No.]

Would monster girls NTR another monster girl's husband away if she was destroying his smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524001
>she's just a minotaur

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>>13523925
>Shit shit shit shit
>You look around the bathroom, finally emptying your bladder
>You put your pants back on before looking over the room again
>She isn't in plain sight so you hurry back into the main room, closing the door and putting a arm chair infront of the door
>The balcony door isn't open and neither are any of the windows
>She has to be in the room already
>You check under the cart's cloth again, it's still clear
>Where could she be
>You look out of the balcony again and see another tourist train arriving, from the other direction granted but anything is better than staying here
>You pull the sofa away and unlock the door
>You run outside only to slam into a tall figure, knocking you down
>When you look up you see her standing over you, wearing a fancy dress over her business suit
>"I was never in your room, it was like playing with a puppet. You're mine now Anon"
>She says all this with a twisted smile on her face

>>13523983 The last time I went on an expensive vacation the bathroom vents were fucking huge, big enough for some James Bond shit, no idea why though

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>>13524001
You mean a Minotaur

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>>13524004
Only if she couldn't make them live their life the right way. By punching them. In the gabber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524007
>not a holst built like that and with bigger breasts and better milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524002
>Hey, who ate all the chips?
>IT WAS ME WIFE, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.

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>>13524017
>Ah, son of a bitch!

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>>13524008
How did she open the vent? Is this a wizard manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Kraken daughteru finds your beloved Diorama you've been working on for years
>This happens

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524008
>wearing a fancy dress over her business suit
What.

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>>13523778
Why do they have to make Feliss so cute?

Now I'm going to feel even worse when Rance cums inside her with out contraception when she's in heat, making her give birth to a humans child and as punishment get mindbroken by getting continuously forcibly raped and impregnated by hideous monsters.

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>>13524030
It was meant to come off as instead of her suit, sorry

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>>13524016
Muh dick, what would a Dire Minotaur look like then?

Dire Weresheep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524026
Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Post what your waifu wears on date night.

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>>13524020
God, I'd love to make dumb wrestling references with my waifu all day.

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>>13524031

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>>13524008
>spoiler

This is just pure speculation on my part, but maybe they need the full size ones in warm/tropical regions to make it easy to check for and remove the various molds and creepycrawlies without tearing apart the building.

Also bet they sell VIP keys to the vent network for kinky couples or perverts.

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>>13524026
Time to go get some smokes.

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>>13524008
More.

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>>13524031
>human
The kid is half devil. You can notice that from him growing at a ridiculous rate.
And Rance helps her out in 6, which is roughly 70% translated right, and helps her out again in Quest Magnum before throwing his son off the 60th floor of a tower.

I wonder if Loen could do something here...

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>>13524026
Hope she liked that brief moment she spent tearing it down, because she's grounded until she can put it back together again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523823
You know that thing that just happened in Waco? It would be like that, but with rape instead of killing.

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>>13524038

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>>13524035
More muscle, more tan, more pelvis shattering snu snu and more awkward blushing when you put her in a dress

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>>13524055
>before throwing his son off the 60th floor of a tower
I'm sure there's a reason for this.
Was he just being a dick again or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524038
When it's warm enough, this.

Side question, since mice have so many kids at once wouldn't their breasts balloon up to oppai loli proportions while they breastfeed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524035
>spoiler
Bigger, curling Rams horns, abs you could Iron on and the fluffiest fluff you could imagine

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>>13524068
You know, I was about to write something along the lines of, "It's become a meme that whenever anyone posts maus, it can only be Nyanon." But looking back, he usually responds (like, 75% of the time?) if you call out any mouse-posters.

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>>13524067
Tough love, I think.
There was some reason for him doing it, I think it was to make his son grow stronger by being an obstacle of sorts. We'll know once Quest is translated in 2041 after 5D and 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524038
>implying any monster girl would want a /mgt/ anon.
>implying they wouldn't just go for the feminine looking men and the Chad Thundercocks.

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>>13524055
Helps her in VI by helping her escape from being a baby factory.
But then she ends up a wandering mindbroken hobo for a few years and then in Magnum she finally regains her mind and begs Rance to just break their contract because she's now too weak to be useful

>>13524067
His reasoning is that if his son is strong enough to be a midboss he's strong enough to take that and grow up to be capable of protecting his and his own.

Feliss wasn't too happy about it though and started throwing all sorts of kitchen tools at Rance when she found out

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>>13524076
Well, to be fair that post was me. I can't be here all the time either, I work around 30hours a week right now.

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>>13524084
>feminine looking men and the Chad Thundercocks.
What if I'm both of those things?

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>>13523888
>>13523910
I don't normally care much either way about the various doms but I can see the appeal to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524026
Divorce her mother, disown daughter
Why do I even have shitty kraken as a waifu? I don't want stuff in my ass

[Anonymous No.]

Any time is a good time for some newly uploaded Kloah.

http://exhentai.org/g/816868/a7fbf06502/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524084
Then there's this faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524086
And the end result is he makes her stay in his castle with him from what I remember.
She still had a pretty harsh life.

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>>13523954
>>13523967
So manticores are Japanese businessmen?

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>>13524098
>abyssal girl /ss/
Niiiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524097
>kraken
>stuff in my ass
Are you trying to start shit anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524098
>shotashit
FUCKING DROPPED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524098
>/ss/
And how did he get into the military?
Either way, dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524098
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524109
I don't think a kraken could help much with constipation that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524098
>Abyss of your tits
Oh wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524098
When they give him a blowjob, it's like they have that Wesker cat-eye thing going on.

Which is pretty rad.

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>>13524026
Tell her she is not a kid
SHE IS A SQUID NOW

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>>13524101
He keeps her in his castle.
She wants to stay alone in the basement because she's scared of getting hunted down by angels.
Rance uses her as bait so he can fuck angels, he defeats them and rapes them.
The angels are now scared of Rance but don't want to admit to their superior that they got beaten and raped by a human so leave his castle alone.
That is why Feliss is now safe.
But she is still depressed and worried about her son and only gets visited by Rance and Reset.
She then finds out that Rance threw their son off a building and gets mad.

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>>13524120
>Wesker
Looks like something will be released into the atmosphere alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524098
>More largely vanilla Kloah
Oh yes. This is good. Real good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524098
Noice.

[Anonymous No.]

RAW CAMERA FOOTAGE OF THE LATEST BEELZEBUB DORM RAID!

THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS!

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>>13524126
The son lived, right? I mean, demons are kind of OP in that universe from what I can recall.

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>>13524008
"But...how...what?"
>"It's alright Anon, just let me take care of you and you won't get hurt, that much"
>You stand up and try to run but before you can she wraps her tail around your leg, her barbs stabbing into your ankles
>You keep trying to escape despite your sealed fate
>She bends over and wraps her arms around your waist, lifting you up off of the ground without showing any physical strain
>She carries you down the hallway and opens a door near the end
>She brings you inside of a room far larger than yours
>You can't help but gawk at the sheer size of the room, it could easily fit yours 3 times over and still have space to spare
>She sets you down on the bed, pinning you down at the wrist as her tail reaches for something, the sound of chains jangling filling the room
>"Oh Anon, my venom is already taken effect, you're getting hard already"
>She's right, you're at half mast and it's only getting worse
>Her tail comes back into play, a bungle of handcuffs handing from a few of the barbs
>"If you would have come with me from the start this wouldn't have happened, but now you made it fun"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524126
IIRC she practically becomes a second mother to Reset.
It makes sense since she used to be a Kalar before becoming a Devil.

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>>13524004
The half-assed MGE answer is NTR NOT ALLOWED

The true MGE answer is monster girls don't destroy smiles no matter what because MAMONO MANA. Don't like being raped and abused? Now you do.

The non-retarded answer that is applicable in any other setting is yes

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>>13524134
>NO SURVIVORS

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>>13524135
>Lived
He's a Devil, not a Demon, but yes he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524135
Well yeah. It doesn't even phase him.

He's also in that edgy phase so wouldn't want help from his father anyway.

He does like his little sister though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524134
>THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS!
So... do we call the police? Or are they already there?

[Anonymous No.]

This sort of stuff is the only reason I even look into Kancolle doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524136
can we spill our spaghetti right before we are rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524136
What a shocking development that nobody could've forseen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524151
The Police are trapped in the sewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524145
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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>>13524148
As of Quest he also has a little Brother thanks to Yamamoto.
He's also going to have a bunch of siblings since Rance knocked up a bunch of girls like Sen and Teru.

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>>13524137
Rance 03 (2015)

http://www.imagebam.com/image/692ff6410829729
http://108.imagebam.com/download/pWrcjKZLZQWyF1egE3ZFJw/41083/410829725/515WwMks4zL.jpg
http://107.imagebam.com/download/znYT89ThEGnxZhMn07uv5A/41083/410829706/61ijlqTHzkL.jpg

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>>13524136
Bad end incoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524162
He's only met the one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524163
Already saw those.
Eagerly waiting till the release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523778
>That girl on the far right
I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524162
I'm surprised Rance hasn't sired an army yet. Fucker gets around.

>>13524136
Inb4 allergic reaction to the venom.

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>>13524136
I knew this was going to happen, but I still like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524098
wunderbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524168
He could meet the others.

>>13524172
It is surprising.

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>>13524136
shit we should have told her we were allergic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524109
Do you really need to ask? Obviously yes, so don't respond.

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>>13524136

You know, I wonder if hotels and stuff in MGC would actually have rape alarms or panic buttons for this sort of thing. Unless it's the other kind of monstergirl setting where rape is less a crime and more, "Oh, silly, monstergirls will be monstergirls," type of thing.

I recall on that strawpoll about half were for sex equating to permanent marriage, and half were for divorce in the case the MG used underhanded methods (pheremones, addicting poisons, spells, etc)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524117
Clever girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW ask your waifu to come to bed since it's late and she just glares at you, tired and with bags and dark circles under her eyes, telling you she has to write post explaining why human boys belong in the kitchen

Being a Traitor and marrying a powerful Monster Girl waifu is rough, but still rewarding

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524186
>rape alarms or panic buttons
They probably just activate a live video feed for their pay-per-view service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524194
Better go back to the kitchen and get her some goddamn coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524172
>>13524180
He made Sill use contraception magic on him which made him infertile for a month. And every month he got her to recast it.

But then she went off to have a chill and no more magic.

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>>13524194
I dunno, having a ball gag in your mouth 24/7 seems rather annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524194
I'm all for betraying the humans and forcibly defanging them so they can live in peace with monstergirls, bu there's no need to marry someone who's rude to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524204
Dark elves aren't powerful. They're mid-tier at best.

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>>13524098
I'm off to get snu-snu'd >>13517075

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524198
O-Ok, sorry...

>>13524204
Hey, it's not 24/7. It's only on Saturday. Saturday is both "Practice Bondage on the Husband" day, and Laundry day.

>>13524205
She's not rude, it's just that getting into internet arguments with Paladins online and mocking human boy rights is something she enjoys. And I don't want to intrude on her hobbies. Besides, if your waifu is a powerful Lilim you don't make her angry and tell her to stop shitposting and go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524221
>not becoming a janitor
>not doing your best to get her banned at every opportunity

It's the classic Kikimora solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524221
>Shitposting lilims
>Will actually come out of your screen to slap you if you tell them to face you in RL and see what happens
Horafying.

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>>13524221
>don't make her angry and tell her to stop shitposting and go to bed.
>MG not meeting her husband's sexual needs by joining him in bed
Shit tier woman, deserves no love, and neither do you for being this whipped by a shitposter.

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>>13524136
>She crawls ontop of you, using her weight to keep you down as she handcuffs you one limb at a time to the bed frame
>By the time she is done the venom has put your dick on full salute
>"Anon you naughty boy, does this stuff really make you hard"
"Why do you want me so badly, what did I ever do to you"
>"Nothing,I just thought you looked cute and I decided that you would be mine. Now be a good boy and stay quiet"
"If I ever get out of here you better be careful"
>"I'll have fun breaking you down into a good husband"
>Once she gets you restrained she removes herself from the bed, walking over to the corner of the bed from where her tail retrieved the handcuffs
>"Ever other man I've broken was a one time thing, just a quick melting of their will before tossing them off. But I won't do that with you. I'll rebuild your poor little mind and make sure that you only think of me and my tail"

Captcha is nothing but cakes, milf manticore maybe

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always keep your pantry stocked with garlic, unless you want to help fill a Vampire's 'blood bags'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524231
>milf
Into the trash she goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524231
>MILF
You mean Christmas Cake?
Well, Anon here is old enough to already be out on his own, and have the cash for a nice vacation, so...that'd probably be his age group anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524235
But I want to help fill her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524231
Christmas Cake Manticore is Olev.

>>13524237
Could be College Student Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524231
>MILF
So, what? One of the guys she broke before managed to impregnate her? She's used more than just her Tailpussy on others? She expects you to raise some random guy's kid with her?

ABORT ABORT ABORT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523953
>Street fight
One thing you should know about a street fight is the street always wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524236
What if he meant CC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524231
guys we gonna get raped by a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524237
>>13524240
I couldn't remember the exact name of that, thanks

>>13524241
I drew a blank and forgot what the term for late 20's was called

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be completely alone in a monster girl world.
>you will never be able to walk into a store/bank and steal whatever you want because everyone else is too busy fucking each other.
>you will never have fun watching other less fortunate men be chased around outside on a full moon.
>you will never get to shitpost on /hbg/ and not have to worry a bit.

Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524235
I'd love to be suckled from by a Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524231
>used goods Manticore
Rest well boner, sorry I disappointed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524243
CC is good. MILF manticore is shit, because manticores only use the V. with their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524202
>Chill
How cold of you.
Anyway, without Sill he's no longer unable to put buns in ovens, which resulted in him knocking up a obsessive Queen and a Princess of a nation whose king is a hero of justice.

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>>13524242
Like I'd want a girl that's been plowed all winter every winter by every snowplow in the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524235
I would hate to have a vampire attracted to me, I love garlic and have plenty of cloves and a Garlic Press

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524256
What's wrong with vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524238
>>13524249
I bet you would become thralls and be her servants as well, helping keep her extravagant mansion-castle clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524246
>>13524250
Well, as long as she hasn't used the pussy-pussy on her past conquests, I don't think it counts with Manticores...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524236
>>13524241
>>13524244
>>13524250
He meant CC, all is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524258
Nothing, I just love my garlic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524261
>servants
>Not striving to impress her and become her personal attendant
>Not becoming indispensable in her eyes, eventually earning her trust and love
>Not working your way up from the bottom to the top, making your woman love you for who you are and what you've become
It's almost like you don't understand their appeal at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524264
She hasn't
>>13524265
Thanks, I fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524265
>all is fine

>Manticore rapist
>Hardcore S
>Wants to mindbreak you

Yeah, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524274
Too bad, the damage has been done.

Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524274
Well alright then. Proceed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524275
If that's what the faggot squad wants, then they'll get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524275
He probably meant if you were actually interested before that. I'm not reading it myself, since manticore and sadists are shit, but it probably appeals to some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524261
Oh yes. I would do everything in my power to make her happy and let her sexually harass me when she wants it, and even pretend to be a pure boy when she decides to use me to satisfy her carnal urges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524275
It's a fucking manticore, and thank god not a moeblob. Yes I think all is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524231
I'm hoping this has some kind of twist ending other than the obvious 'She's the girl your mom was trying to hook you up with and you're stuck with her'. It would be kind of boring and cliche otherwise.

For once I'd like a reverse-rape story where the guy doesn't end up enjoying it halfway through like a cheesy mind-break doujin. I just want 1 story where the guy suffers through it since he can't stop it, but then when she's finished he says her he hates her and tells her to fuck off. And he actually means it and they never get married and she's left wondering where she went wrong. The End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524275
>hardcore S
>in MGE

People shouldn't throw hardcore S or M in the context of MGE monsters. You have no idea.

>oh no, she's going to tease me, fill me up with an aphrodisiac, and get me off with her strange sexual organ

So hardcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524287
You're right, drug-addiction and mindbreak is pretty weak stuff. So edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524286
He already confirmed it's "'She's the girl your mom was trying to hook you up with and you're stuck with her'"

What end do you want? It's actually his mother who ate monsterify fruit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524286
I suppose that's better than "Hurr, I like her now".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524281
Not him but I'm in the same boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524289
I suggested he subverts that by having his mother try to hook him up with a human but since he was raped and is used goods she turns him down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524286
This. Too many stories end up with the rapist and their victim instantly forgiving each other and becoming lovey-dovey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524289
I just don't want this >>13524291
That shit is the worst cliche in hentai. It's as bad as femdom where the guy takes over halfway through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524301
>It's as bad as femdom where the guy takes over halfway through.
You gay, son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524301
>femdom where the guy takes over halfway through
That shit rustles me like nobody's business.
If I picked up a Femdom doujin, I want a Femdom doujin not two pages of Femdom followed by the girl getting overpowered and dominated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524288
Her aphrodisiac isn't said to be addictive, in fact Manticore doesn't seem to rely on it as much as Oomukade does. Unless the writefag chooses for that to happen.

Mindbreak you have a point, but I'm going to argue that's so ubiquitous in some form or another that it's really not that hardcore here. It's also really dependent on how it's portrayed because mindbreak is pretty much a fictional thing. Even some vanilla doujins have "mindbreak".

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>>13524301
>It's as bad as femdom where the guy takes over halfway through.
>implying it's bad

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>>13524301
What if she turns out to be a decent and likeable person though? It's not as if he's given her a chance to find out, just assumed she's a rape monster with no other traits because "UHOH MANTICORE".

And what if the only reason she's being so forward in the first place is because of being contacted by his mother?

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>>13524301
When that happens in a doujin is instant dropped, agreed

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>>13524316
>just assumed she's a rape monster
>turns out she's a rape monster
Are you serious?

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>>13524308
That's some shit bait and switch half the time. If you're looking for femdom doujins you're going to want to read femdom. I'd like that a lot better if it happened in reverse order or something.

[Anonymous No.]

what if she isn't gonna rape him but read to him?

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>>13524316
>just assumed she's a rape monster
You what?
She already drugged and raped him despite his protests

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524231
>You attempt to break free as she slowly cuts your clothes off with her claws, panic setting in as you feel them running along your skin
>"Don't move too much or else I might cut you. Maybe you're into that though"
>You shake your head and stop moving, primarily because she is around your crotch now, freedom can wait for now
>She manages to strip off all your clothing without cutting a single inch of skin
>"Anon, look at you, you spent so much time hiding from me, but because you couldn't resist me. It's alright Anon, i'll take care of this before you ca-"
>A phone starts ringing, and the ring tone is something out of a Cartoon's soundtrack
>"Give me a minute honey. Hello? I can't I'm on vacation. What do you mean I already used all my days? I told Jerry I wanted this trip a week ago and he said I had time left"
>Did she skip work just to stalk you?
>"Can't you cover for me until Sunday? Why not? Honeymoon? You just met him. Fine, but you better make sure Jerry suffers? I don't know, maybe i'll sneak venom into his food before he goes home"
>She hangs up the phone before taking the handcuffs off and throwing you a spare set of clothes
>"You're coming back with me, if I lose my vacation so do you"
>Fucking seriously

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>>13524308
>>13524315
I like maledom doujins too, I just don't like that half-assed bait and switch bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524328
I guess that's fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524308
>>13524315
Well you see maledomfags, when you use a certain tag you expect the doujin to be about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524318
>>13524324
Again, I'm saying what if she's only acting like that in the first place because she already got the go-ahead from his mom, and assumes that's enough?

She seemed perfectly amicable back on the train, before she started coming on all rape-y.

>>13524325
At least she has a good work ethic?

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>>13524328
>Feel like femdom porn
>Guy takes over halfway through
>Feel like maledom porn
>Girl takes over halfway through
I 'm getting really tired of this shit.

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>>13524325
Fuck that, MC better go home early.

Bitch can fuck off.

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>>13524331
You can't trust tags, they are the devils tool.

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>>13524316
>decent and likeable person

We've seen enough of her character already to know that's not true. She isn't being forward, she's being a sadistic rapist. I'm fine with that in fact in turns me on I just don't want the:
>I-I didn't mean it!
>Oh, ok, I love you now, lets get married
Ending.

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>>13524332
>before she started coming on all rape-y
...So she's a rape monster, and he was 100% right.

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>>13524325

Are we going to get a good end yet? Maybe a rescue by a Wurm in a cape and spandex, or Doppelanger secret agent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524325
She is just a rape monster no love, fear, or hate. Just Pity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524338
>I-I didn't mean it!
Oh no, of course not. Not saying anything like that. More like...

>"Eh? I thought it was a turn-on for you. I mean, you did get turned on..."
>"Why would you just ASSUME that?!"
>"Your mother."
>"...fucking..."

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>>13524338
Really depends on the context and setting. Like in the succubus story I was okay with that because the two were already close and I'm keeping in the mind that every human man knows 90% of these monsters are possible demons, rapey and instinctual. When they choose to associate with them on any level that takes some level of acceptance of these things happening to you.

It doesn't really apply for this story too much though.

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>>13524344
That mom should spend the latter half of her days in an retirement home.

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>>13524333
I don't remember the second thing happening. Ever.

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>>13524349
*these things possibly happening to you

It's sort of like working with lions or chimps. You know you can get mauled by them one of these days.

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>>13524350
>mfw it turns out the Mom was so sick of arguing with her son about getting with a girl that she gave the Manticore a Rape Parental Consent Form so he'd finally get married.

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>>13524332
>get raped and drugged against your will
>about to be mindbroken with no repair
>she admit she already fucked and broken countless men before you
>super used goods slut
>n-n-no it's was a misunderstanding, she actually loves me. it-t's real love!11
Fuck, you sound exactly like a betabitch in Heroanon comics
And people say it's strawman, nope, it's 100% true

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>>13524352
You haven't? You heard him boys, close the shop, for he has seen all the porn.

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>>13524350
>That mom should spend the latter half of her days being viciously beaten

ftfy

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>>13524352
It can and has happened.
>Guy sees girl masturbating with dildo in shack
>Fucks her in maledom fashion
>Once he's tired he tries to put his pants back on
>Girls goes into hyper drive rape mode
>Femdom ensues
>Guy isn't able to walk once she's done

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>>13524355
Did I say retirement home? I meant graveyard.

>>13524360
Yes, I realized the errors of my ways.

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>>13524331
>>13524328
>>13524333
Don't mind this so much, it's entertaining to get something unexpected sometimes. I only care if something like surprise guro is involved.

If it bothers you that much, you can, I don't know, read something else.

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>>13524364
This is a bad thing?

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>>13524372
We don't mind surprises, but we also like getting what we came for.

>>13524373
Not really, but it does bother me a bit.

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>>13524358
Nice Strawman.

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>>13524344
This would be fine with me as long as he doesn't just forgive her and say "Oh, ok I love you now" right there.

I'd be alright with him giving her a second chance but she's gotta be seriously sorry and apologetic to get one, and there should still be some distrust and hesitance on his part that she has to work hard to erase.

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>>13524373
Nope, you just look at the pictures that interest you.

It's not rocket science guys.

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>>13524377
Perfectly fair conditions, agreed.

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>>13524375
Why would it bother you?

I'd say all maledom porn should be just like that, that way I can fill a pool full of maledomfag tears.

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>>13524382
Not this shit again.

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>>13524382
I should have known I was talking to a retarded shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524382
Somebody has rustled jimmies.

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>>13524373
Well I'k a femdomfag but if It pisses me off when it happens the other way around, why shouldn't this be bad to them?

>>13524358
>super used goods slut
Does it even count if she only uses the tailpussy though? At least they keep the V. for their husbands, most monstergirla don't.

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>>13524382
All maledom should be like Nana to Kaoru and make my kokoro go dokidoki!

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>>13524376
>muh strawman
>everything is a strawman
No, you are officially betabitch from heroanon comics with your "who cares she is vicious rapist and I her's 2351 victim? she loves me!"

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>>13524389
>why shouldn't this be bad to them?
Cause one of us was mean to him in the past, I guess.

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>>13524382
Don't be an ass.

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>>13524382
Don't start this shit, please.

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>>13524382
Goddamn it, don't start this shit again.
We don't need another Femdom vs. Maledom shitfest.

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest, wouldn't you rather hook up with an experienced MILF succubus whom knows how to fulfill your ever desire over some inexperienced laughable undeveloped succubus daughter?

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>>13524389
I'm*
monstergirls*
Fucking phone

[Anonymous No.]

Have you praised your healthy Goddess today anon?

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>>13524400
>used goods
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Get the Janet signal.

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>>13524402
Ooooooh~.

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>>13524402
I woke up ten minutes ago, haven't had a drop of coffee yet, please stand by.

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>>13524400
Fuck that, I'd take the daughter then the second I can abandon her.

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>>13524400
If I don't have to pay for her kids in any way then the MILF. Literally, a non-issue if I'm not supporting one of her kids. Then again, I probably wouldn't hook up with her. MILF or daughter. Neither sound like relationship material.

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>>13524400
>being with a succuslut at any point in time
Not a fucking chance, let alone that first one.

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>>13524400
>MILF
No.

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>>13524402
Very nice.
Can you draw Feliss from the Rance series throwing kitchen items at Rance over him throwing their son off the 60th floor of a tower?

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>>13524400
To be perfectly honest? Her daughter. That way we can be awkward together and learn.
Not saying experienced is bad, I'm just stating my preference.

>>13524402
Holy mother of Thick that's some prime Beef.
Every day I praise the fact that Sunbros are allied with Hathorites, so it isn't heresy for me to be attracted to Hathor.

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>>13524400
>Not wanting to develop the undeveloped succubi daughteru into your own private wife who is practically designed to cater to your every sexual whim and preference
Ghey.

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>>13524400
Do I get the daughter as well?

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>>13524402
Some artist critique: Hips seem a bit too wasp-ish for someone that's supposed to embody "HEALTH"-iness. She should be a bit more plump, shouldn't she?

Also, cloth that thin but no indication of nipples raising the fabric?

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>>13524402
Reminds me of the woman who repairs your equipment in Dragon's Crown.

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>>13524402
Is this sufficient?

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>>13524402
That linework expresses off her softness pretty well, although she may need some fur around her haunches.

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>>13524325
"You got to be shitting me. I only get on vacation day and that was nothing but being harassed by you"
>"I'm sorry, but if I had more time I would have had made you come out of your shell."
>What
"What do you mean by that"
>"At the train station some old lady told me you thought I was cute and that you were too shy to say it"
"Was this old lady really specific about it, did she describe me in detail?"
>"Yes why"
>If you ever make it back to town you are going to make sure she lives through something worse than hell
>"I did want to make you mine and everything, but I was making a little game out of it, why do you think I used handcuffs, I could have taken what I wanted on the train"
>You get dressed without much harassment from her part
"I still don't see why I have to leave with you"
>"That old lady knows you and because of her and therefor you I have to go back to work, and I have to do it hungry. The least you can do is be a snack on the train ride back"
"You're crazy, i'm going back to my room"
>"No you're not, we work for the same company remember. Different branches but still. I could say you seduced me into coming on this vacation. You want to lose your job"
>This vacation cannot get any worse

My story is shit, it was too predictable and cliche. My classes don't have me write that many stories so i'm kind of rusty and using this as a way of getting back into it with a form of motivation. Sorry.

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>>13524402
Loen, Loen pls, this is getting dangerous.
>>13524416
Same goes the other way.

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>>13524402
Wonder if we'll see this color. She looks pretty evil.

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>>13524423
She can repair my equipment...with her...hammer?

Actually, I think I might wanna workshop that a bit.

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>>13524373
Switching can be great, but there's a subtle difference between switching and a bait-and-switch. The first is thinking you're getting one thing and getting two things instead. The second is thinking you're getting 1 thing and getting a different thing instead. The first feels like a bonus, the second a rip-off.
It really all comes down to execution. The femdom with the man taking over halfway is usually poorly executed, but I have seen a couple I liked.

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>>13524431
May fate protect whoever gets caught up in a divine threesome.
Ammy's a lewd goddess to follow, but I'm A-okay with that.

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>>13524436
Can you handle her brush-and-tail tickle techniques in the bedroom?

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>>13524430
I don't care if it is cliche I'm enjoying it.

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>>13524430
>My story is shit

No need to say the obvious anon.

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>>13524432
Loen said he'd color it.
>>13524436
Gonna need more than fate to keep that pelvis save, like lots and lots of milk.

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>>13524430
>Choose between a desk job and getting MARRIED to someone you hate

Even in this economy, I don't think I'd prefer blackmailed marriage (particularly to a sadistic and used goods type) over just unemployment.

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>>13524430
should have tried to subvert some of it

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>>13524400
No

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>>13524440
I don't know if I could handle anything Ammy could throw at me.
I'd be like putty in her hands. Her lewd, lewd hands.

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>>13524402
She's getting all the babies. All of them.

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>>13524430
While this is pretty good at getting some characterization across, her immediately blackmailing him without even listening for the circumstances of this woman who pointed him out to her comes across as rather harsh.

Though the slight implication of her just looking for a guy who has some measure of interest in her prior to any sort of tail-rapings is kinda cute.

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>>13524456
Please submit your body to become a canvas for her art.

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>>13524452
>used goods
He alredy said she's not used goods, unless you mean the tailpussy.

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>>13524457
That's the usual strategy I do with my waifus.

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>>13524457
Do you have what it takes to impregnate the literal Goddess of Health? The Divine incarnation of DCT and Fertility? Brace your pelvis son, you are not prepared.

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>>13524464
>waifus
Sultan please.

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>>13524414
Sorry, not now, Im supposed to be studying but seems Im studying something else. Or someone.
>>13524419
You have a point, lets experiment a bit with her belly. And I dont really like adding nipples, just personal preference.
>>13524429
Yea, she will. Im not that fan of fur but its a must for Hathor, ended up adding the semi transparent veil, that way I can imply fur with a darker legs color, and some strands of hair here and there.
>>13524432
She will anon. Her light is a must in these threads.

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>>13524430
Shit job, shit forced marriage, sudoku is the only option now.

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>>13524466
Not him but like a little pelviceration would ever stop me.

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>>13524468
Well, I don't really have one so I have to do a random everytime.
That's when I saw "waifus" I refer to whichever one I rolled.
But they'd get all the babies, a large mouse on moth dust would look at her and go "DAMN she's gonna have a lot of kids.

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>>13524436
>Divine threesome
What happens when it turns into a radiant fourway

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>>13524461
Anon, stop please. I don't know if I can handle this? How can such a cute girl be so lewd?
Just imagine her face with a lewd smirk as she drags her tail across your chest while she whispers lewd things into your ears.

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>>13524472
>She will anon. Her light is a must in these threads.

Good, that means I don't have to do it using my inferior skills.

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>>13524475
Well it would be a good way to pass the time on the train ride back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524472
>not now,
Okay. Another time then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524480
Demi-gods suddenly experience a skyrocketing population.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help a Spider Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524480
>Hathor is so upset
>Ra doesn't even care
>>13524482
Oh I do imagine that.

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>>13524476
>Pelviceration
Hathor is a loving Goddess anon, she would never Pelvicerate someone.
It's just you'll probably have to go for a long, long time.
>>13524480
>Ammy, Hathor and Ra
Truly the greatest Divine Trinity of them all.
Any man who would be allowed to bed all three of them would be quite lucky indeed.
And quite exhausted.
I know Hathor would, but would Ra and Ammy cuddle someone after sex?

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>>13524463
She told him she was with countless men, so from his perspective, she's still a slut. So his perspective, he has to choose between: being blackmailed into marrying a sadistic, rapist slut, or losing his job.

>>13524430
In any case, the story up until here was really good up until this part. It feels like he jumped the shark throwing in multiple plot twists/holes in one post:
1) Secret Conspiracy by Mom
2) Casually adding that she works with him and can get him fired
3) She plans to somehow smuggle kidnap victim back home without him screaming, kicking, or calling for help
4) ... Would anyone really believe a Manticore over a human if the human calls her out on rape? Really? Unless this is some sort of hippy no-racist MGC.

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>>13524492
Help her how?

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>>13524466
I'm pretty swole, Anon. I think I can handle it. If not I'll just have to git gud. Either way, she's getting the babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524498
In anyway she needs.

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>>13524495
>It's just you'll probably have to go for a long, long time.
Just being around Hathor my dick would never soften. When we say all the babies anon, we mean. All. The. Babies.

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>>13524508
That's nice of you.

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>>13524496
>1) Secret Conspiracy by Mom
>2) Casually adding that she works with him and can get him fired
Both of these things were evident from the start.
Point 1 was obvious, and Point 2 was mentioned early on.

Point 3 you have a...point, and Point 4, who knows.
Their culture might just be desensitized by now.

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>>13524496
Yeah I wrote myself into a corner. I felt like everything was going well until I actually reached the scene where he got caught. I might be wrong but I feel like that's where I fucked it.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you had Paladin-chan and Succubus as friends and despite the two hating each other they are civil around you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524528
Then they're pretty good friends.

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>>13524524

Well, it's normal for there to be a shift in the story once he's caught. You're changing the theme from suspense/paranoia with an unseen threat to one that is more action-driven and direct. The thematic shift itself wasn't necessarily bad (hell, him getting caught is pretty much a forgone conclusion in MG-land), just that last bit with the shark-jumping.

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>>13524528
I would introduce them to my new girlfriend so they would be allies in hating me.

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>>13524528
Ask for a three way.

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>>13524528
Pretend like nothing is wrong between the two. See where it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524528
I'm going to get a manticore gf and see their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524528
Then as they get older the compete for your love but you have be fair and try and share yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524537
>>13524534
>NTRing your childhood friends

Don't be so slutty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524533
Yeah, I also felt like I tried to connect the dots too much, linking everything together when it wasn't needed. Excessive exposition really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524528
>>13524540

Pretty much the plot of Maoyuu Maou Yuusha, except with a Demon Lord (queen) and a female knight.

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>>13524528
Speak up and tell them they need to work our their differences

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>>13524495
Hathor would be the lovey-dovey kind of cuddler, saying how much she loves being together with you & various other cliches.

Ammy would be the playful one who teases you or jokes about going again (even if she just got split like lumber), but really she just wants you to hold her.

Ra tries to act all aloof, but she likes the quiet time with you, and would just barely mumble out about how she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster does the best titjob and isn't a Holst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524552
And Set doesn't cuddle cause she's a terrible waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524554
Hobgoblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524528
Tell them I love them both and can't choose one over the other, so I'm just going to leave and let them move on with their lives.
Bigamous marriage acquired

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524554
Slime

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>>13524554
Let's figure it out together!

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>>13524542
What helps me is creating a very laconic outline for a plot, but one that is very thorough. So a mini and private greentext that doesn't need to read nicely at all. The benefit is that you have all your ideas written down and can organize them into something coherent. When it's time to write it you don't get trapped into a corner because you hammered all that out on your own an hour ago.

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>>13524558
>>13524562
I doubt they're the best, but they would certainly be among the highest tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524558
>>13524562
They're basically a mini-holstaur.

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>>13524541
That's all they are, friends. If they wanted a piece of my ass, they should of said so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524554
Let me see if I remember the entire list for (canonically) best types of sex:

- Vaginal: Baphomet
- Anal (receiving): ??? (We never decided. I think Alp would be closest. Inb4 Alp gender drama)
- Anal (pitching): Tentacles (unconfirmed)
- Titjobs: Holst
- Blowjobs: Ghoul
- Licking: Akaname

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>>13524552
There's nothing in your post I'm not loving.
What about all three together?

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>>13524559
Would they really go through with that? One is a succubus, and the other might not tolerate monsters at such a level. It's not a bad goal but no one wants to share their lover with someone they despise.

They might take drastic measures.

Got to plan a bit better here.

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>>13524576
>Canon
Has this been stated by KC himself?
Cause I think Baphomet being the best is BS since they're KC's favorite, and most likely a Baphomet boasting about it to the scholar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524564
Thanks for the advice, i'll keep that in mind if I ever write again

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>>13524524
To be fair you are the only one writing anything right now and for that I'm thankful. I think people are being a little hard on you, there were tons of guesses about where the plot was heading (lots were wrong) and acting like it would suck just because they guessed it and thought it predictable. Keep practicing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524581
The profiles and the world guide book are the most canon sources. If they're not canon about MGE, then what sources actually are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524581
>I think Baphomet being the best is BS since they're KC's favorite
You literally just explained why they are the best. Because he wants them to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524581
Everything about the scholar gets better if you imagine him as being continuously irritated at the fact that monstergirls just boast about how good they are at sex instead of telling him stuff about their species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524589
>If they're not canon
Due to the capabilities of massive interpretation differentiation, it's hard to know what's exactly canon in MGE at all.

>>13524592
Yeah, I guess.

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>>13524548
And all the doujins have them overcoming their differences to share him.

I've got one pair of 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524419
Testing, do you like it better? Im saving the belly details for coloring instead of lineart. Lets see if you guys like it better now.
And Im leaving for now, will check thread tomorrow, til then anons.

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>>13524598
Yeah, seems a bit better. Most fertility goddesses are usually deplicted as out-right pregnant, but since this is MGE and most folks aren't into pregger-pounding, making her a bit plump is the closest we can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524598
>ask for people's opinions
>leave before they can give them
Y-you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524598
Holy shit muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524598
I think I like the belly button on the first one better. Though that might change when I see the final product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524601
Pregger-pounding is the best when it's at the end of a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524598
It's noticeably better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524605
There's really no way to draw an elongated navel like the first one unless she has a model-like waist (which is to say, really thin), which completely breaks with the idea of a fertility/milk goddess. If there's any plump, it has to be drawn horizontal, not vertical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524595
>Due to the capabilities of massive interpretation differentiation, it's hard to know what's exactly canon in MGE at all.
The Point. You just got it.
Congratulations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524624
So because of that a canon "what X monster is best at X" is completely pointless.

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>>13524579
There would be tons more to it than that, obviously. I just didn't feel like writing it all out.
I would have to introduce outside challenges to them and then
>insert plot of bitter rivals becoming best friends

I'd have them work together to overcome problems and come to appreciate their differences. Pally-chan admires succubutt's honesty and straightforward pursuit of her desires, succubutt admires pally-chan's strength of will and determination.

The easy solution would be to have the pally purify the succubus or the succubus corrupt the pally, but I prefer to keep them as they are.

[Anonymous No.]

You're leaving the liquor store when this girl stumbles into you and starts to fondle your crotch.

She lets out a crude burp before she purrs

>"Hey... you're a pretty lad. Want to see my beard?"

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524637
Punt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524637
Would you like help lighting your forge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524624
>>13524628

>logic

That renders the entire MGE and world guide books pointless then. And the entire setting as we know it, since those are the only official sources for them.

The entirety of MGE's canon is non-canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524637
>>13524640

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524637
Kick the baby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524645
Well, there's still an unchangeable "skeletal" canon, but the rest is completely interchangeable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524645
>The entirety of MGE's canon is non-canon.
Now we're getting somewhere. So take everything with a grain of salt and don't waste time arguing about details of the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna purify a dark slime, then we are gonna go on cool adventures together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524649
Don't kick the goddamn baby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524637
>Want to see my beard?
I shouldn't have laughed but I did. I'll give her a creampie for amusing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524655
>He thinks the listing of "which MG is best at X" is something actually official KC-approved canon,, and not just pieced together by mgg.

Anon... something something autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524658
Why not just go for a regular Slime? They're cute and innocent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524645
There is a canon, but it's not an absolute nor something meant to be argued, as others have said.

It's meant as a frame of reference, a skeleton, with actual content being fan products which cherry-pick what they do or do not like from the source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524667
Because regular slimes are dumb and don't have magical powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524637
>pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524665
Did you read the original post?
>Let me see if I remember the entire list for (canonically) best types of sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524577
>Just finished a legendary foursome with the Sun Trio
>The sun probably isn't going to come up on time tomorrow (if at all)
>Everyone's lying in a heap of fur, feathers, flesh, and myriad secretions on the universe's most comfortable bed
>Hathor clinging to one arm, is the first to break the silence
>'Oh, honey, that was positively divine. I wish we could do that more often.'
>'Oi, cowtits. Back off. You got enough attention tonight.'
>Amaterasu is holding your other arm, nestling it in her cleavage, a lewd grin on her face
>'You barely gave me any 'praise' tonight, So how about a private prayer session, stud?'
>Hathor's grip on you tightens, a pouty look on her face
>'Ammy, he's already done enough tonight! He probably exhausted. Right, sweetie?'
>'He's done enough? I seem to recall somebody begging for more not to long ago. I thought humans were the one who rode cows that hard.'
>Hathor blushes hard enough to rival the sun
>'So how about it? Feel like throwing this old dog a bone or two?'
>Amaterasu is grinding her breasts up & down your arm now, practically begging for more
>The two of them break out into another of their little squabbles over you again
>Ra breaks it up, batting each of them with a wing & glaring daggers at them
>Hathor seems to have been cowed,but Ammy's pouting
>Ra quickly leans in and steals a quick kiss
>'Good night my love, and rest easy.'
>She settles down laying on your chest with a content (and possibly smug) smile
>The other two look incredulous, but it soon passes
>They give each other a quick apology & hug before snuggling in as close as possible to you for the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524673
Unless you're the bara-est bara to ever bara with a big beard you're all pretty boys to dwarves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524658
>Wear armor
>Slime occupies the space between you and the armor, acting as a cushion for impacts and extra protection from things that pierce your armor, as well as sponging up any malicious magic used on you
>Puts her core right over her heart because she would rather die than see you dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524637
Continue walking and ignore her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524676
>canonically
Most of that wasn't really canon, and one was outright KC's sue character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524670
>Not wanting to train a Slimegirl to be the best damn tank around

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524676
Only the Baphomet entry actually says "has the most amazing vagina of all monsters". All the other ones are just speculation based on the theme of the MG (e.g., Holsts being about tits, Ghouls being obsessed with oral sex, etc)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524680
Right over your heart, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524680
I'd swallow her core and have her hide in me, secreting her out of my pores when needed so people wouldn't know about my trump card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524576
Just a reminder that the Baphomet is merely said to have the "Best Vagina". What this may mean is that they have the "Best Vagina" due to having the "Tightest Vagina", being the leaders of a loli-cult.

Whether you view Tightest = Best though may be subjective, and even if it were agreed that Tightest = Best, this may not even necessarily mean that vaginal sex with it is the best as well.

Just a reminder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524640
>>13524649
>>13524646

>"You show that shitty little digger! Cmere love, I'm smooth all over."

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524686
Could she turn you into a superhuman by supplementing your body with hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524689
Ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524688
Also very likely the WS wrote it down because the Baphomet kept boasting about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524689
Fucking hell, people need to keep their slaves in check. Honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524694
We'd go all Venom, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524689
Call over the Orc that she walked in with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524688
>"They are especially known for having the most amazing vagina out of all monsters."

Unless that's a subjective translation of the original Japanese, I think we can interpret "most amazing" as being synonymous with best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524680
Beautiful fucking idea anon. I do like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524637
>Pick up
>Carry off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524682
>>13524684
I know, that's what I was saying.
Anon that posted the list was asking what's best according to canon and I saw saying we don't know.
The canon is nebulous and murky in a lot of cases, so you can fill in the blanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524698
>You'll never form a hero squad with other anons that have slime wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524703
Could also go pretty dark.

Like in Crysis 2 (or was it three?) where his nanosuit fuses permanently with his body, since it's stopping haemorrhaging and replacing/supporting irreparably damaged internal organs from wounds in combat.

There's yandere, and then there's "Let's literally fuse into one being".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524680
I've had similar idea.

You can even do this with your slime waifu if she can change her consistency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZlOn_ic_Hs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524677
This would never happen to anyone from this thread.

They'd only go after the guy with the biggest dick they can find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524689
Realize I'm an orc. Rape elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524715
I like this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524717
If she's just a regular Slime, I don't see that happening. Regular Slimes a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524717
I read a story once where a guy stumbles upon a slime girl that heals his wounds with her own material. As their bond became stronger and stronger, she was capable of more and more ridiculous things, until she literally absorbed a mountain of slime material, ripped a pyramid out of the ground, and used her own body material to make it into a beautiful city. I imagine MG slimes are kind of similar, in that the closer they bound with their mate, the more powerful they become. A dark slime (or in this case purified dark slime) that has such a bond with her partner that they are practically the same being would allow him to go toe to toe with even the toughest MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524700
I want to be dommed by a harem featuring a dragon, baphomet, lilim, and pharaoh. Yes, I finished it. Not able to submit because computer is fourty miles away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524719
The guy asked what would happen, I obliged him.

Besides, a guy can dream, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524677
>You will never experience this
Goddamn it anon, why must you taunt me with that I want so much but may never have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524719
I find your lack of faith (in the Hugbox) disturbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524739
No, dreaming is giving false hope to people who don't deserve it.

The world sucks, get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524719
>Ammy, Hathor and Ra
>Being that shallow
You're a real funny fucker anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524746
>Gods
>Not being shallow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524749
Explain further

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524733
Wouldn't a purified dark slime become human or lose a lot of her power? It'd essentially be corruption for her. Removing her vital demonic energy and filling her up with a bunch of spirit energy that she doesn't consume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524754
as long as the core is intact it would be fine. maybe instead of demon slime angel slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524752
>Goddesses literally created by the thread to be kind loving deities.
>One as warm and nurturing as the Sun
>One who is the very embodiment of Health and Fertility
>and I'll admit I don't know much about Ra.
Get your head out of your ass and abandon your early teenage angst. You're only embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524760
>early teenage angst
Or he thinks all gods are Olympian-tier assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524764
Thor was a bro at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524769
>Don't bother praying to him, he won't give you anything.
>But then why worship him?
>Because he's thunder.
Paraphrased conversation from The Long Ships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524769
Thor wasn't Olympian.
He was Norse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524764
Weren't they all pretty dickish to an extent? I mean, besides Hades?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524756
Her core is a part of her. Arguably the only part of her that is truly her. It might be mostly made up of Demonic Energy so tampering with it is like tampering with a body. Angel isn't a bad route though. Whatever ordinary angels are composed of, if you can replicate that onto a slime core she should become a minor divinity like angels. In theory.

[Anonymous No.]

An Undead Mummy Anubis wants to challenge you to a children's card game.
She says if you win she will grant your heart's desire, but if you lose she'll make you enter her 'shadow realm'.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524778
>Olympian-tier assholes
>Weren't they all pretty dickish
Are you trying to say there's three kinds of gods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524734
I got my eyes on you anon. Looking forward to reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524789
Walk past her and keep trying to find the exit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524789
I lose on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524789
I raise the stakes, the winner gets oral from the loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524789
I happily accept. I suck at the game though due to just putting a bunch of Dark-themed cards I like in my deck and ignoring strategic structuring.

In the event of my victory, my heart's desire is for her to become my bride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524789
Believe in the heart of the cards of course. Fucking casuals...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524793
Do so. Will be able to submit on friday. First chapter mind you, so only the lilim will be seen so far. Don't expect sex yet, I like buildup. When it comes, do expect femdom. Tender femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524804
The best kind of femdom right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524804
>do expect femdom. Tender femdom.
Isn't that always the case in these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524804
>I like build up
As do I. Most of what I've written is devoid of sex in the first chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524789
What game we talking about here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524789
>Rocked a low level, high attack deck when I was younger.
If her "Shadow Realm" is what I think it is I'll just wish for her to marry me so I can enter it every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524809
Indeed. Also expect submissiveness. And blushing. And handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524774
I know. I guess I didn't phrase that well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524789
I use Catapault Turtle to launch my Dragon Champion at her Dark Castle, knocking off it's flotation ring & causing it to crush her other monsters for the win.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready to become one of Ammy's "disciples"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524815
>that spoiler
You're a sick twisted man who shares in my pleasures anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524822
I already am anon. I think I was one of the first if not the first.
Sunbros for fuckin' life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524822
I don't think younger me would want to be a "disciple" to some short furry woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524734
With a quadruple femdom harem thing, this guy won't even have a nanosecond of free time between the demands of not one, but FOUR demanding girls. [spoilers]Sounds more like a gang and their lacky running errands, akin to borderline bullying, but I guess passing judgement is unfair until I can actually read it.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524829
Ctrl+s motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524827
>furry
You havin' a giggle there mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524827
>Ammy
>Furry
Anon, I think you need to get your eyes checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524820
Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who quoted that line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524832
>>13524834
Her head and tail are pretty furry-looking to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524837
No way, man. Season 1 Yu-Gi-Oh! was way too batshit insane to not remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524837
They made a fucking shirt for it, you are not the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524831
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524839
I'll club you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524832
>>13524834
I'm not talk about that kind of furry.

I didn't even know about monster girls until about three or so years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524843
That's how you make spoilers correctly
>>13524846
That's two more than me, and I never confused them for furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524844
Oh yeah? I don't care. I'll keep saying she's furry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524847
I just called everything with extra hair/weird ears a furry when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524829
Depends on the kind of dynamic dom. There's servicing and then there's being serviced. Doms and subs can do both, some sexual acts being more geared towards one than the other.

The funny thing about this in the dom/sub fetish community is that this distiction is pretty much never specified. What often happens is that a sub and dom both want to get serviced and both end up butthurt because neither one really wanted to do the servicing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524851
You aren't exactly wrong. There are different levels of furriness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524849
>>13524851
You're awful people and you're shitting things up for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524849
So he says while posting quite possibly the single least furry monstergirl. I mean, does selkie even have elf ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524858
I was expecting people to notice the club-seal joke.

>>13524857
You're autistic and overreacting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524851
Why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524858
>least furry
>dresses up in a fursuit

Let's face it, she'd try to take you to a furry convention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524864
Because I grew up to know I fucked up and began to like monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524857
>>13524864
No offense but you're being way too fucking stupid about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524865
>dat zombie cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524863
>I was expecting people to notice the club-seal joke.
Oh, so you were going for that. I'm a little disappointed, honestly.

You're only supposed to club loli selkie

>>13524871
Muh cultures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524875
Okay, let's all just say we're fucking furries then! I mean it's not a big deal, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524854
You can expext servicing when the time comes. And face sitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524883
If it makes you feel better, ok dude.

>>13524865
Chuuni as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524888
>If it makes you feel better
Why would it make me feel better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524883
Anon I was just talking about the dumb shit I did as a kid.

Calm down man.

[Anonymous No.]

>The fucking furry debate
>AGAIN
Notto disu shitto agen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524789
Poor anubis picked the wrong, born lucky card game autist to duel that knows how the game works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524894
>I was talking about the dumb shit I did as a kid
Please don't do so anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524895
I wasn't even here for when Cait Sith was revealed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524895
It's only one retard who's blowing shit out of proportion.

And it isn't really a "debate" when it's some guy talking about his experience before getting into monstergirls.

Jesus christ you sensitive fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524899
Alright, didn't know my past mistakes regarding monster girls would trigger this place so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524899
What a little bitch.

>>13524904
>would trigger this place so much.
Don't associate the entire place with one aspie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524904
Well you see anon, when someone comes in here and starts talking about furries as if it was the same thing as MGs and acting like it's okay to bring them here, it's going to lead into horrible things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524865
That cat though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524908
>starts talking about furries
He just called a kitsune "furry", which isn't 100% wrong, unless he had said "a furry". Semantics!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524908
I wasn't though, all I did was poke fun at myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524554
Slime/Lava Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524914
Well bad things happened already. Please take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524915
>/Lava Golem
Not that's interesting. Some hot, bubbly jello paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524917
>Please take responsibility.
Pfft, it's not his fault some people here have a serious case of asperger's syndrome.

>>13524554
Only answer is slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524917
Whatever, fine.

I'm sorry for talking about furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524920
>Pfft
Fine, then I'm keeping the fluffball for myself!
>>13524921
Just in case you didn't know, you shouldn't talk about futa or NTR either.

[Anonymous No.]

Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524928
Shao Kahn, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524932
What about Asuka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524934
What about Asuka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524928
>hmph, pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524554
Pharaoh. Dem royal pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524936
Yeah, Asuka.

>>13524938
Nice pic dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524941
>Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524938
I sure hope he doesn't cut right through his neck with that Nippon Stronk edge.
>>13524942
So what exactly did you want to say about Asuka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524928
TOO EASY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524945
Grapesnake plz. Pls. Stop trying to fuck up mah waifu's kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524938
What kind of a sword is that anyway, aren't katanas supposed to be way shorter than that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524950
She wants to be your waifu.

>anon's waifu is the ruler of the kingdom
>therefore if I become the ruler of the kingdom I become anon's waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524959
Being Apophis is suffering. Everybody bullies you for no reason. She should build a team of nefarious villains, all with tragic pasts! A Matango, an Alp, a Cyclops, an Oomukade and a bunch of different Centaur types!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524950
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524953
zabuza-sword.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524953
Probably a Nodachi from the length of the blade an handle.
Might be an Odachi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524865
>This is what artists do on their free time.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524968
Graaaaaapesnake pllllsssss. pls stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524974
Now I wonder what writefags do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524865
I want to punch that angel bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
Anything but writing. Or writing about their /d/ tier fetish and posting it elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524941
Meh.
Lich is better undead, Dark Elf is better chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
We sit around a campfire and wish the drawfags drew out crap without needing money first.
We also bullshit around and come up with story idea that might appear in the thread later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
Getting distracted by things and forgetting that we left Word open

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
Wait fir inspiration because I don't want to get burned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
Staring blankly at the screen until I forget what I was doing, then playing vidya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
See to many ideas flying around, try to write a serious story, burn out, give up, & then settle on a one-post greentext fantasy spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
See
>>13524981
>>13524983
>>13524988
>>13524991
>>13524992

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
Sit around thinking what monster kindergarteners would do, and wondering if I should let people decide certain routes for something later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525001
>wondering if I should let people decide certain routes for something later
Curiosity peaked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525001
What a stupid cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525001
What kids normally do but this time with powers, strength, and magic to abuse.

So they would honestly be the shittiest little shits on earth. Cute but huge brats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524250
>>13524244
>>13524241
>>13524236
>People start backing up as soon as they discover she has had sex before.
Maybe you shouldn't let a complete stranger rape you after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
Think about writing a story but then remember I on't have the confidence to write prose.
Pump out a mediocre greentext once in a while, then forget about it because I wrote myself into a corner I know I can't deliver well on.
That kind of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525004
>Curiosity peaked
Unpeak it.

>>13525011
Lots of foul language is to be expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525012
I never wanted a Manticore in t e first place. They a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525012
Hey, my complaint was more about not wanting to help raise a random rape-baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525017
>Unpeak it
It's too late. It's already at critical mass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525017
Mari is stupid and her cat is stupider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525016
See, I have the opposite problem. I try to write greentexts, but then the short lines get longer & longer until I'm practically writing in prose. Then I become daunted by my little story suddenly ballooning out of proportion & give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525016
>Think about writing a story but then remember I on't have the confidence to write prose.
I know that feel. Right now, I'm trying to write a story by writing a bunch of little ones with the plan to string them together once I'm ready. I jump around a lot, but I have some semblance of a plot floating around in my head somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525019
You a shit. It's a manticore story you get a manticore. Only exception is if it's an NTR story where you NTR the manticore with another monstergirl a couple of years into your marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
Play DS2 and wish people good night.
Speaking of which, good night everyone. Please don't burn down the thread it's not insured yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525022
Then I guess I have to scrap the idea then.
Not like it was a good one to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525006
You're a stupid cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525030
You're one of those people that plans things out mentally instead of physically. huh? I know the feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525019
>>13525032
>>13523899
>>13524430
See? Fifty-foot-tall faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525037
No you are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525034
>Pudgy cave-dwelling neckbeard sparring with Jinko super-athlete
I don't know hat kind of 'sparring' she's going to get out of me beyond me being a combination punching bag/grapple dummy/human pretzel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525044
No you are, you stupid cow!
Captcha's the stupidest cow of all though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525051
Yeah, we've already been over this Jinko teacher thing. Hands and paws, specifically, meaning she can't teach holds or grapples, nor can you learn claw-based techniques. You can just learn kicks at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525034
Your cute tsundere reverse psychology won't work on me. Consider my curiosity at maximum and my interest peaked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525042
If you're >>13523899 (I can't tell, you just quoted a bunch of semi-related posts)

What about that generic story told you it was going to feature your waifu? It was so open ended and a manticore thing 2 posts in. I don't understand what you were looking for there. It's like having expectations 3 pages into a book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525055
No you are times infinity to the power of infinity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525033
>Dark Souls 2
Upgrade to Bloodborne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
>Let mind wander on topic of story, have a blast but put nothing on paper
>Obsess over minutiae
>Second, third, and fourth guess themselves. Very related to point two.
>Masturbate
>Play video games
>Masturbate more
>Work to make actual money so they don't starve
>Masturbate
>Shit post
>More vidya
>What were they supposed to be doing? Oh.
>Masturbate to vidya.

Slide actual writing in there wherever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525069
That would require buying a PS4, which isn't worth it for just one game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525038
Yeah. If I try planning it anywhere else I get stuck in it and go over the same repetitive shit. It's easy to get overwhelmed when I plan things out because I know I'm going to be as meticulous as possible. Then I get stressed because it's not perfect and burnouts happen. Now I know to just let things come when they come.

Dammit, now I want to write a greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525064
Oh yeah well, you are infinity times mamo mana!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525061
Well too bad.
It'll either be scrapped or done when I get around to it while not grinding for things in a RPG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525069
Don't own a PS4 and neither does my buddy.
Don't plan on upgrading to the next gen for a while.
Besides, I like the new cestus build I'm trying out with my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525076
But mamo mana doesn't exist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
Hunt monsters, try to write, realize I don't have the focus to write, lament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525082
You don't even exist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525075
I suffer from the same thing, sort of. Physical planning gets me stuck and causes me to eventually drop a story quicker due to burn out. Mental planning for some reason gives me more stamina
Then again, this depends on size. if it's a short story I'll just write it out and plan it out mentally, but if it's long I need to physically plan it, and that's just for the names and personalities

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525087
No, you don't exist!

Just like a Wurm's brain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525091
Mental planning makes me more motivated to do things than physical.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to use a tubby tanuki as a body pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525069
>Too poor for new consoles
>One game isn't worth a whole console
>Kinda bored of Souls games
>Bloodborne is kinda mediocre
Take your pickon those

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525083
Do you hunt monsters in MH or the Witcher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525092
Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525077
I still can't tell what the hell that says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525077
Don't get too lost in that RPG. I'm eagerly waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525096
It'll cost you $50 a night. Less if you purchase the season or yearly pass. Just sign here here and here and a tanuki will be waiting in your bed within an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525101
Good, Wurms are dumb and dumb people don't deserve anything good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525063
I just want people to stop shitting on people's waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525095
This is fact. I can agree with this 110%. Physical makes longer stories easier, but I lose motivation rapidly. Mental planning just gives me more motivation for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525073
>>13525078
>>13525097
Fair enough I guess.

>Spoiler
Except that. Cause fuck that. Bloodborne's the most fun I've had playing a video game in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525111
>Genius of Sappheiros
>Devil of Decline
You'll be waiting a while just to be disappointed by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525113
But what if I want marriage?

>>13525115
Manticore cubs a cute, I want to rub their bellies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525099
Monster hunter. Just got past Gogmazios, might slow down on it since it's a bit much for me to solo elder dragons in G3+ and I'm not fond of online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525121
Don't put yourself down champ. If it makes you feel better, take your time. No rush

[Anonymous No.]

Someone make a new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525122
Try the MGC Maid Service.

Everyone knows their master registration forms are just marriage registries with the titles covered up by a seal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525124
I have no idea what any of that means, dude. I'll stick with my Polish masterpiece and sex on stuffed Unicorns.
>>13525129
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525124
>4U
If that's too much I'd suggest not trying FU solo.

>>13525127
>champ
That would imply I'm liked and GOOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525115
Kek, you may as well wish for the world peace and other unreal naive shit

Manticore a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525129
We're on page 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525133
>liked and GOOD
Don't you go Alp on us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525141
I may be more self deprecating than he is, but I won't go as far as him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525133
I know I need to get gud, but I'd rather blame my equipment options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525136
My taste > His taste > dogshit >>>>> your taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525145
>more self deprecating
Who were you again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525133
Listen here champ, I may have a nagging suspicion in who you are, but that doesn't bother me. And you know why?
Because it doesn't matter who you are, or what you're known for, or what you do. In this weighed down world there's someone that'll like your stuff. So ganbatte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525130
But they don't have any tanuki's there, let alone one of sufficient softness to provide the best in nighttime cuddling.

>>13525145
I'm with you on that one. By the time I'm done with a story I think it's crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525148
>liking manticore
>accusing other of shit taste
Oh, the irony

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525152
Kikimoras have a tail made of feathers.

A tail MADE OF FEATHERS.

You know what they used to put in pillows? Feathers. Not fur. Because feathers are softer. It's like a tail made of pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525147
>Blaming your equipment
Anon, that's just shameful. I went through the entirety of of Tri, 3U, and FU with improper hear set ups and got by with flying colors against most monsters.

>>13525150
Oh, I'm most likely know as The MGK guy.

>>13525151
Stop cheering already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525160
>posts a picture of that cuck king
>thinks he has taste

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore is best cat girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525163
I'm going to cheer the fuck out of you, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525152
You could try calling Sabbath's teddy program and see if they have anything like what you're after. Just don't give them your address unless they do have the chubby tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525120
Don't get me wrong, from a concept & design standpoint, particularly with how the Insight mechanic works to reveal the story, the game looks awesome. But the actual gameplay...
>Magic has been almost completely gutted from the game
>Online multiplayer is dodgy at best, particularly for dueling
>PvP seems repetitive due to the low number of weapons & spells hindering build ideas
>Unhealthy fixation on parrying & riposting
>Enemies swing between laughably easy & horrendously cheap with little middle ground

I'll grant that 3 & 4 are my own opinions based on what I've seen, but I'd say the rest are fairly well-grounded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525163
>MGK guy
You're not worse than Alp then. Alp is a big stinky loser who can't get anything done and sometimes pretends to be someone else just so he can insult himself to fulfill his verbal abuse fetish! AND he's a lousy thief who stole something from you! That's how good you are, that other people steal your ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525130
Thanks again to MGC Maid Central, where-ever they may be, for assigning me a simply perfect maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525172
Alp is a hard M. News at 11

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525169
>Chubby loli Tanuki
Why do I want this?

>>13525161
>Kiki
I know why I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525163
Well, the problem with me soloing elder dragons is I time out.Though, it was only chameleos I tried. Fine on anything not elder dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525168
Unless you're a Succubus stop.

>>13525172
>Stole
My memory is very foggy, to the point of me having to write down all MGK girls to remember any, but I definitely know he didn't steal shit since I allowed him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525184
>know he didn't steal shit
Shut up and accept my guilt-ridden version of things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525184
>Stop
I'm going to cheer you on until you get the energy you need to write! Then take it so I can write

[Anonymous No.]

This thread takes ages to load on my phone.
NEW THREAD
>>13525192
>>13525192

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525181
>Elder Dragons
Those do somewhat require a proper set up, but skill can circumvent that.
>Chameleos
I'm sorry, but what?

>>13525187
Alp you're so transparent that you put the MGS stealth tech to shame.

>>13525189
>Another writefag
>Cheering me on
Stop trying to get Dragon Milf already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525171
Insight...really doesn't have much to do with anything. It affects some elements, and grants a deeper understanding as it implies, but it's nothing all that major. As for your other points...

>Magic is gone
Implying this is a bad thing? Sure, the Souls games all had magic, but its near-exclusion isn't a point against Bloodborne. It throws in a few "Spells", but otherwise focuses its attention in other areas, and is a better game for it.

>PvP seems repetitive
If anything the lack of having to focus on "Builds" puts more emphasis onto perfecting your play with what there is, leading to more intense duels.

>Enemies swing between laughably easy and horrendously cheap
Personally I find they're quite balanced all around. Except the Frenzy Brains. Fuck those bitches.

>Unhealthy fixation on parrying & riposting
That's more an executive decision design-wise, and one I think pays off beautifully. If you don't care for it, oh well, it's your opinion as you say.

>Online multiplayer is dodgy at best
This is probably the only real point you've got that I'll not dispute. The mechanics of it are rather convoluted, and can make it difficult to get good PvP pairings going.

Dark Souls 2 might've lost a bit of that special something that Dark Souls had, but it sure as hell perfected the PvP Systems, particularly with the dueling arenas.

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>>13525196
What the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525177
Fighting the Frizzies, at 11.
>>13525196
No you fucking retard, that's now things work here.
>>13525197
>transparent
Ghosts usually are, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525196
Fluffy tails are haram
Create new thread with better OP pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525197
>Dragon Milf
Anon, my curiosity is going nuclear and my interest is at maximum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525202
>Ghost
A writing block does not make you a ghost.
It didn't make me one when my mother died, it doesn't make you one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525197
I'll get gud eventually, I know the chameleon is easy. Second from final seregios switchaxe with no damage boosting skills doesn't help. Should make use of that atk+14 talisman I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525196
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525208
Jacob Alpie was dead to begin with. Quite dead. As a doornail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525196
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525211
Really, 3U and 4U dumbed down the difficulty of things so you shouldn't have too much trouble.
Ah, I miss when Bnahabra was awesome as hell in Tri...

>>13525216
No, you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525196
Go be autistic somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525196
>not even page 8 yet
>HURR NEW THREAD

You're new, a troll or just stupid. I hope the mods delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525229
>No, you're not
Yeeees I aaaaaam! Woooo~! Avenge me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525239
Okay, Alp, this is getting stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

What other OC Lilims are out there besides Mari and Ilasa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525242
I know I am, that's why I've never amounted to anything. You on the other hand? You're the bigger man, smarter and more mature, stopping it when it went too far. See what a great guy you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525245
You mean ones with art, or any that appear in any story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525245
Probably about 20 made by Deviant Art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525245
None. I thought about making one myself, but chances are it will end up like Ilasa.

>>13525247
Alp I'm more self deprecating than you are so those compliments don't amount to shit to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525248
Either one is fine. My reason for asking actually is so I don't end up writing one too similar to a Lilim that already exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525247
>You're the bigger man
I prefer the pronoun "guy", thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525252
>I'm more self deprecating than you are
You don't even delete your stuff whenever you get insecure!
>>13525255
Really? Do you feel in control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525253
Well, I can't think of any that are mentioned from stories since it's mostly drawfag OCs seen around here. You're probably good writing whatever and having no overlap with any notable writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525261
>Do you feel in control?
No, but I think I'm supposed to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525261
That's because I have other things to be more ashamed of. Not to mention being self deprecating is not the same as being a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Ghost blowjobs WOOO~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525267
You say you bring yourself down, and yet you're insulting me instead of yourself. See? I'm that much beneath you. Now go write about cute stuff already while I go play Witcher instead of being productive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525273
I want a Wisp blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525276

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525273
She's so great. It's a shame that all that shit had to happen to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525280
I wonder just how much fun one could have with the concept of being trapped in her bulb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525275
Fuck you.
I'll play pointless vidya and not write! Screw writing, coming up with cite ideas, and legitimate character creation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525273
Tiny, electronic ghost handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525200
As someone who primarily built INT in DS 1 & 2 (I still learned to fight with a sword), I liked the flexibility & options that spells provided you in combat and invasions. Seeing it removed was kind of a letdown.

I'm not knocking mastery of a weapon, but with as limited a pool as there is for Bloodborne, you run out different opponents to face rather quick. All the different weapons in DS meant having to be able to adapt to a wide array of potential fighting styles. But now with Bloodborne, you can only see a Kirkhammer or Ludwig's Holy Blade so many times before you know exactly what to expect. Plus being able to go into DS as a STR build one day, make a DEX build another, then jump into INT before running around as Siegmeyer the Onion Man for a while was just fun for me.

The enemies... Ehh. Maybe it was just me, but it seemed like the number of times that I'd see a player just suddenly lose 90% of their health to one hit was too high for a series that prides itself on skill winning out.

And parrying... Yeah, I just don't like people who parry fish for a whole match, and now that parries can be leveled with bloodtinge to do huge damage AND reward people with health back? I've seen a lot of duels devolve into two guys spamming pistols until one got a lucky parry.

TL;DR I liked the variety of the previous Souls games, and I felt that Bloodborne took out too much of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525284
Oh yeah? Well then I'll just read the new chapter of One Piece, fap to Starless and then go for a jog instead of writing about Wisps! There! Top that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525290
Here you go

http://www.mangapanda.com/one-piece/787

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525290
Oh yeah? I'll sit in the yard and just whittle sticks!
Maybe I'll even play through FF1 again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525282
I still like the idea of her forming a suit of armor with it around my body so I can become a flaming ghost night. And she'd suck me off as I smash through my enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525299
Why would you link it here? Think I need to be spoonfed?
>>13525301
Haha! Whittling is a productive activity! You lose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525245
The tumbrl guy probably has his own Lilims
Who is brave enough to stumble into tumbrl lair and bring it's hideous OC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525306
Yes. You big baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525306
>productive activity!
Not when you're in the tree state.
And I'll just sit around on my day off watching House!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525307
>wasting pics on tumblrshit

What the fuck for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525315
Well too bad! I was on page 12 when you posted that link!
>>13525316
I can't judge you for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525317
For fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525327
>fun
>In these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525326
I'm getting bored here.
Want to just post Dragons and call it a night?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525336
It's 10:45 AM but whatever, Dragons it is.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been here in months. Anything interesting happen, in terms of the community, and maybe content? I already know about the Oyakado anime of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525288
Well, everyone's entitled to their opinion I suppose.

Just for the record though, I did primarily INT builds in DS1 and 2 as well, and personally I adore everything about Bloodborne.

Except the Brains.
Seriously fuck those Frenzy-spam bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525338
>Posting it before me
God damn you.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would make the best adoptive mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525343
Dumpire and Gate are both getting anime, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525341
Her claws look a tad small to me. It's not very noticeable with her hands, but more-so with her feet. Her tail and wings also seems rather small.

Nonetheless though, lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525343
Still haven't heard Smith's voice, nor seen her animated, unfortunately...

Though we do know that she and MON will be singing the show's ending theme. Which, based on the title, is also about them topically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525352
Criticism kills the Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525343
Oyakado anime got a teaser released, though prepare to be disappointed as we all expected.
Otherwise what >>13525351 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525358
Her legs are far too far apart, due to poorly designed hips and thighs, which carry into a torso that's too straight and static, with a breast that is too small and misdirected, along with shoulders that look too high, giving her a hunched appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525338
Why is it that she has more hips than Satella does?
Why does a Devil have better hips than a Demon? Is it an artist fuck up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525375
Well there's your problem. This girl doesn't have any hips AT ALL.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could have a ffm threesome with paladin-chan and a pure Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525348
Avoiding the obvious ones, maybe vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525374
Guess the Dragon and I are going to have ghost sex now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525379
But at least she has fangs and Butt Fangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525351
>>13525359

Yup, I knew that.

>>13525357
Hope for the Smith.

I'm more curious about what has been going on in this place for so long though. Like, have you guys had any new amazing stories crop up, or has there been some really prominent fads lately, etc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525385
Just as an aside, comments on the first one were just personal feelings. Image itself and the girl contained were fantastic.

Second image...well, RocknRollmonster's never been known for his anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525388
>Spoiler
Is that like vagina fangs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525393
Do you really not know what those are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525389
>amazing stories
That's a bit too much, but there's Lanternon's new story about a Paladin, and PRW's Spaceworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525389
We're experiencing a great dying of content producers. Okay, that's exaggerating. Writefags aren't posting stories that often, and most drawfags besides Loen are on a spirit quest with Mari.That's all I can think of from the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525351
Gate is getting anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525389
>any new amazing stories crop up, or has there been some really prominent fads lately
Nope, aside from a new MG or two being released we've mostly been fed some greentexts and the occasional story update from the writefags.
Most of the drawfags are AFK, and we did get some new drawfags if you weren't here for that, though one of them's an asshat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525375
Because Feliss is a devil rape baby factory

She needs hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525397
What part of that is unclear to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525399
Well that's a point, I guess.
So aside from having the best boots she has hips, meaning once again Satella isn't all that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525375
Kamilla has hips and thighs and she's a demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525394
Did I stutter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525405
She was also drawn by Orion.
The remakes are done by someone else.

>>13525406
Have you lived under some rock and never heard anyone mention butt fangs until now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525395
Gotta get to reading those sometime.

>>13525396
>>13525398
So nothing much huh. Do you guys foresee /mgt/ dying some day in the sooner rather than later future? How many new regulars has this general gotten in the past few months, or is the population declining more and more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525411
>sometime
How about now? Paladins:

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

Super cute Spaceworm:

http://pastebin.com/u/PRW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525411
The population itself seems fine, it's just the quantity of content is decreasing. I'm sure this place will last a while longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525407
>Have you lived under some rock
I'm on 4chan, what do you think.

>>13525411
>Do you guys foresee /mgt/ dying some day in the sooner rather than later future?
These threads will probably live for a long time. As for whether they should be alive even now, who the fuck knows.
>How many new regulars has this general gotten in the past few months, or is the population declining more and more?
We've actually gotten a fairly decent growth in population, and more are expected to find their way here after the EMG anime gets released.
We average around 150~ unique posters over the life of a thread, hell, we're at 170 right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525411
Things come and go. It's been pretty stable for the most part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525411
Cyoas have been mostly dead until today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978
I'm too busy being dead. I also probably shouldn't listen to ASMR while writing.

I feel guilty not working on the story or making new ones that I have idea for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525424
>dead writefag
>too much ASRM
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525411
I can see us lasting a while with the anime coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525420
I blame Canada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525417
But fangs are:
>Butt cheeks that are visible from the front through the gap between the thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525420
>>13525418
>>13525417
>>13525416
>>13525429

Ah, that clears things up. Thanks guys.

>>13525415
I have a project to finish, and two exams tomorrow. I'm already delaying myself too much by just deciding to even come here. I can't be helped.

>>13525430
What about Canada?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525430
The time's have changed, the kids are getting worse~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525428

I don't know. Are you Murchez?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525439
No, I'm Alp's Ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

What job class is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525196

GUYS, LISTEN.

One guy's phone can't handle the thread. Let's all ~50 of us in the thread change our behaviour to accommodate him!

You autistic selfish fuck.

What if someone comes in here with a shoddy netbook or something that can't handle ANY images? Do we stop using images all together for that one guy? Or what if someone can't view posts longer than X characters? Do we all stop typing prose for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
Hoarder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
Monk I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
Smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525445
Is that even possible? My shitty netbook with a mobile processor runs 4chan just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
Aristocrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
Which one?
>Wyvern
Dragoon, obviously
>Mantis
Assassin
>Holstaurus
Uhhh, healer maybe?
>Dire Wolf
Berserker

inb4 haremshitinb4 slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
Tinkerer. That was a job in FF Tactics, I'm pretty sure.

>>13525451
I've got a 4 year old Ipod touch that can load these threads fine at 3000 posts, if I give it enough time uninterrupted. Everyone else has no excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525458
It was Mechanic, and that was a Mustadio exclusive from what I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
Spellsword Anubis.

>>13525455
>Wyvern
>Dragoon
Silly drake, you can't ride yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525470
>Spellsword
So an Anubis as a Mystic/Magic Knight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525472
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525476
I take it you like the whole look they have in FF5?

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any monstergirls that would force you to eat her period blood, thinking it's kinky as hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525480
Dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525470
You meaning this Spellsword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525483
What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525480
No man. Just no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525480
It's called love tea anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525480
>thinking only blood comes out during a girl's period

You innocent soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525489
Why. I'm just curious.

>>13525491
Note taken.

>>13525492
Yeah, but I'm thinking period blood is considered more special for various reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525480
I want tumblr to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525491
https://archive.moe/a/thread/50173014

Oh neat I found it.

So yes the answer is Sabbath members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525479
I suppose. There's also the Spell Fencer Class in Bravely Default, or the Rune Fencer of FFXI.

>>13525485
See? Perfect aesthetic for an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525512
Faris in FF5 as a Mystic Knight looked great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525480
Dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525507
God dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
>Shirohebi
Based healer
>Ryu
Water mage
>Living Doll
Scout
>Slime
Tank
>Me
Generic swordfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525507
Jesus Christ. I mean, I was probably asking for it, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525528
>Shirohebi
>Based healer
Someone likes a Buttslut Whitemage Shirihebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525531
Yes, I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443

> Lilim

All of them. But she likes RP'ing as a peasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525542
>All of them
So she mastered all classes and is now use the Bare/Freelancer basic job?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Kraken who inks everywhere when she cums?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525546
As long as it's not on my damn bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525545
Dude, dat Mimic skill too stronk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525552
Put that mimic skill on a Freelancer and you have the most overpowered character.
Maybe also dual casting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525546
That's extremely cute so I have no problem with it, as long as she's my waifu of course. I'd like it to happen on our bed especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525548
What if you aren't expecting it and she inks herself the first time you have sex with her? And then she gets super embarrassed and cries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525548
I sense a story behind this post. Confess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525546
Only if SHE IS A KID NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525558
Okay, once is fine, especially if it's that cute.

>>13525559
I just don't like my bed getting fucked up man, I sleep there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525567
But it's not like you look at your bed a lot right? And you can have your sheets replaced all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525512
At any rate, those pants are loose and airy enough to make sure her fur doesn't chafe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
Scholar Crow Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525574
But I don't want to sleep in a puddle of ink, I'm not about that life. Maybe I'll just get latex sheets because I kind of have a thing for the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525558

Normally she's flirty and mature but if she inks herself by accident she acts meek and apologetic for staining your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525554
That's what they did in Bravely Default. It was the last skill that the Freelancer class learned, and could replicate the last ally skill used for zero cost. It was only balanced by the hideous amount of grinding need to make Freelancers viable as a primary job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525590
Alright, that's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525591
Just as they did in FF5.
Only you needed to master Mime to get the mimic skill.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you eat you krakken waifu's specially made squid ink noodles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525598
Noodles are delicious. I'd give them a try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
Troubadour

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525590
>grown ass woman inking herself

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525598
>kraken
>waifu
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525596
Wouldn't have known that. I've only ever played all the way through one FF game, and I'm pretty sure I'd be lynched for which one it was...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525598
>tfw you will never have a waifu who will make delicious food for you with her own body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525608
13?
8?
7?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525598
But of course anon. That's not even a question. Do anything for the waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525613
Would you a Barometz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525613
>with her own body
Like chopping it up then cooking it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525615
13. But only the first one. The sequels were terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525619
meh

>>13525620
No anon, come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525621
All of 13 and it's sequels were terrible.
8 was also awful, but the music and summons were redeemable. 7 was overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525531
>>13525538

When did Shirohebi become a buttslut?

And did the Anubis get angry when she found out someone stole her title?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13523641

>Have Dark Elf daughter
>She brings another boyfriend home
>Break out the photo album of her on her first Halloween with a licorice whip, using it on the scarecrow outside
>All you can hear is a "DAAAAAAAAAAA~D" as you start to explain how she was so cute practicing her techniques at such a young age

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525632
It all started one evening when someone mistyped "Shirohebi" as "Shirihebi" when talking about Lamia mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525620
Assuming Krakens have the same regenerative abilities as real squids, you could. It'd be creepy as all hell, but you could.
>Anon, I made you some of my special calamari!
>I know you love how much of myself I put into it.
>Hmm? Oh, the stump? I got into it with that bitchy whale girl up the street again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525636
This makes me want to protect the Kraken waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525639
yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525629
The first game was... passable. The writing was atrocious, the plot was too convoluted, & most of the characters were unlikable l, but I actually enjoyed the gameplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525635
>Shirihebi

So what's Shiri supposed to be a reference to? Because the joke clearly went over my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525634
If she thinks that's embarrassing she should wait till you show off the pictures of her practicing on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525645
When you googled "Shiri" a while ago the first thing to come up was a woman's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>shirohebi
>white snake
>shirihebi
>ass snake
Not too hard to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525657
And so things got out of hand and we had a Whitemage Shirihebi who cure ailments and healed wounds through anal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525651
Yeah, there's nothing but hits about a Korean actress now.

>>13525657
>ass snake
Actually, that sounds more like a sex toy than a monster girl reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525634
>And this one time, she tried practicing her rope-tying on one of her dolls. Ended up tying herself to the bed! Poor thing was stuck there until dinner.
>DAAAAAAAD!
Oh, and you should have seen her trying to practice being a dom with the dog outside. Got chased up a tree more than once.
>I HATE YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525662
it's both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525664
And this is why Farai lives alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525662
>ass snake
Sounds like a Dildo modeled after Solid Snake that's meant for anal insertions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525668
Snake had a fine ass considering his rapid aging, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525671
Spotted the Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525674
Do we bully it now? It's my first time, I'm not sure how to go about bullying an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525674
Feels like I'm wearing... nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
NOTHING AT ALL!
>>13525676
You can't do anything to hurt me anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525676
>how to go about bullying an alp
Tenderly, but with force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525688
Don't forget the clamps, or at least clothespins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525694
Are you saying I should THE CLAMPS?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525707
That's right Clamps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
Merchant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
NG+ hidden boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
Troubadour

I bet nobody will be able to figure out what species my Waifu is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525732
Banjo Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525732
Surely not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525732
The proper term would be a "trobairitz".
And chances are it's probably a Siren or Gandharva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525731
Is your waifu a dark matter or a lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525734
>>13525736
>>13525738
None of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525741
Then it must be a Wurm, because she's make a great spoony bard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525741
Then what? Those are the only music related monsters that would even work as one.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddling in the messy sheets with the waifu on a lazy rainy day and listening to the muffled drops and drips while soaking in the warmth of your home within a home when?

WHEN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525746
Everyone can make poetry and music, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525745
>>13525746
I'll give you a hint.

FE Troubadour

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525747
It's sunny today. Came back from a jog, going to laze around the backyard and bask in the sun. No waifu though.
Oh no. It's raining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525739
She's the overly friendly and kind of spaced out merchant in the starter area who lives in that large, oddly shaped hut and sells adventuring supplies that somehow never run out of stock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
>Alp

Priest and you better believe I'm making her wear that orange bodysuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525751
Initials aren't help at all.

>>13525750
If that's the case him doing his "Guess X" would be completely pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525751
>FE
>Fe
>Iron
Golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525751
>FE Troubadour

He probably means Fire Emblem.

In which case...centaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525759
>>13525760
..Fire Emblem.

>>13525765
~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525767
>Fire Emblem
So something not everyone would know, and using a class with a very improperly used name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525767
Well...the only other thing that begins to make sense from there is some sort of priest...
...or Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525757
Orange bodysuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525756

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525778
http://i.imgur.com/mxRKs1J.jpg

Wait, what game are we playing again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525765
>>13525771
Close enough. It's a Cavalry unit that heals others and Unicorns are known for being horses with healing magic.

Ride the horse, do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525782
Thump, thump, thump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525784
Love game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525754
Even though it's pretty sunny where I live most of the time, we've been getting a lot of rain lately. I've been consistently getting rain my whole life though. It's like this thing that can never go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
What monster is crusader/holy knight/paladin class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521087
>>13521141

>Try your best to reassure her, telling her that it’s not just about money and that you love her too
>She sniffles and apprehensively brings up the all those games you buy on the ‘steam engine’
>It’s just Steam, you correct her
>She wipes her eyes and also mentions your new computer
>Well…you needed something that could run those games properly
>And that new motorcycle, she adds without hiding the disapproval in her tone
>She acted like the bike was going to be the death of you
>Alright, alright so you definitely enjoyed having her as a Sugar Mama, but it’s not like you didn’t love her
>You hug her tightly taking in her familiar scent and staring into her eyes
>She looks up at you tenderly but seemed to be mulling things over
>“Do you mean it Anon?”
>You did, and you were going to prove it
>That seemed to grab her attention
>She had that familiar spark in her eyes
>“Really? Do tell.”
>You groaned internally, you were really hoping she would say you didn’t need to prove anything
>Shit
>You mumbled back to her
>“I didn’t catch that, dear.”
>After some verbal struggling, you eventually told her that she could stop giving you an allowance all together
>“Does that mean….?”
>Yeah, yeah you’d do it for free
>She couldn’t hide that smirk, the one that she wore after drinking someone under the table
>Was she expecting this?
>“Oh, Anon, you’ve made me a very happy woman.”
>You didn’t have time to ponder because she suddenly pulled you into a very lustful kiss
>Her tongue clumsily played with your own between her bouts of muffled giggling
>Then she broke the sloppy kiss with a noisy smooch and started to fondle you
>“Get it out already.”
>In the office? Now?
>Seems like she was really eager to make use of the free sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525799
Technically any?
Most likely a Valkyrie or Ogre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525799
Lizard, Centaur, maybe Holy Holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525801
>You jump slightly when you feel your wife’s ticklish breath push against your cock
>Really eager, you didn’t even feel or see her remove your pants
>“Aaaaah this scent, I’m going to gobble you up.”
>Your wife nuzzles your glans and gives it an affectionate kiss
>Some part of you felt the need to bring up the meeting she had in less than an hour
>“Don’t care. I can make some sacrifices too.”
>She was outright drooling on your shaft now
>In your excitement you place a hand on her head, but she pushes it away
>“Ah. Too greedy.”
>Her skilled licker slowly starts to tease the head, making you stifle a moan
>She playfully slaps your thigh, cupping you with the other hand
> “Greedy, greedy boy. You’ve got to savor it…”
>The tanuki teases you plenty as her mouth very slowly did its magic
>She suckles your cock lovingly but pays the most attention to your jewels
>Once she’s practically slobbering on them, you warn her of your oncoming climax and she has you fill her throat with your spunk
>Before you can recover, respond, or do anything she’s pounced on you
>What followed after were several rounds of very loud lovemaking
>You’re sure everyone heard you through the walls
>But that wasn’t important right now
>Not when you were cuddling with your wife’s warm, supple body
>The tanuki shifts and presses herself closer to you
>”Mmmm. You know, I can still give you an allowance….”
>She pecks your cheek
>Really? It seemed like she never liked parting with her money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525807
>“I don’t. You spend it all, and make me feel like I’m married to a gold digger sometimes.”
>Well, it’s true, you did love getting cash and could be a bit too enthusiastic about compensation
>Tell her not to worry about that for now, sex is free
>She smirks at that
>”You may be fucking for free…”
>Her bushy tail tickles your thigh as she rests her head on your shoulder
>“But you’re still a little whore. …My little whore, to be precise.”

>tfw the sudden boner you got from the thought of a tanuki calling you a whore was the only reason you wrote any of this

[Anonymous No.]

Do we still like moths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525815
Would you a fuzzy shortstack moth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525815
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525815
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THAT HAND?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525817
Would I what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525811
>>13525807
>>13525801
Shit, I forgot how the monstergirl universe culture was like. Thanks for the reminder. I like how this relatively niche and small community has developed such fine nuances over time, no less in the context of an entirely made up world based on purely implicit agreements between everyone. It's like a culture within a culture. I love you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525827
>culture was like
Dude. That's just one guy's take on things. Everybody makes their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525827
Hmm? It doesn't reference anything about MGC culture specifically that I can see, just a present day sort of setting in an office.

The blowjob is good though, as is the tanuki.
Tanuki stories are holy work.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a tanuki for her money and sleep with the kikimora housekeeper and troll gardener behind her back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525851
Why are you so slutty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525858
He's an asshole sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525851
This is like...next level levels of slut anon.

You're at minimum at human woman levels of whore.

>>13525867
I know that!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or are these threads getting quieter earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525931
Every time he comes here, Alp's Ghost takes one of us to Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525932
I want Alp's ghost to leave. So the real alp can come back and start writing again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525931
I'm thinking.. It's the dead of night where the others at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525939
Are YOU going to pay the Lichdoctor fees for a new body? Because I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525945
What's wrong with the old one? And just pay her with your soul, It's all she wants. That and some one warm to cuddle her as she does science things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525815
>>13525817
>>13525819
>>13525821
Is the sequel to that Yandere Moth girl doujin out yet? Haven't been keeping a close watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525948
>What's wrong with the old one?
Well I assume it's all rotted up and pushing up daisies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525950
I think it's just playing dead. Go find a creepy crawly to give it mouth to mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525951
Not sure it would like that, what with being an Alp and all. We need some hunk to do it. Isn't David Hasselhoff in Finland now?

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerds?

And don't think I didn't see that "What'cha doing friends?" post, get out of here you flower loving impostor!

>>13525945
How will I pay such an exorbitant fee... maybe if I Alped or ate one of those things in Wonderland I could whore out enough money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525957
thingken about mosh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525957
Well, I just got done watching a bunch of horse riders charge a 3000 strong gunline.

Then I lit a castle on fire with 30,000 people trapped inside of it and watched it all burn.

Then I killed my sisters husband after he betrayed me.

Now I think one of my retainers is plotting to kill me so I'm going to have to deal with that later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525963
...mosh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525957
...why is it 4am.
That Kakuen is like the legend where if you're out in the middle of the night and hear Raven crow at the dawn you die.
Only the dawn is my computer clock, and the death is self-loathing and fear at how horrible work is going to feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525969
So...like you're playing Civilization or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525971
I know how that feels buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525973
You've never played Civilization, have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525973
Pretty much.

Playing Samurai Warriors 4 Oda campaign.

Got tired of Total War.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525970
Mosh pits and what it would be like with monsterwomen. A bunch of sweat-slicked half-naked monstergirls smacking and gringing into eachother with an unspoken agreement to use no strength, where a mouse in a circle pit could well knock down a dragon, where all are sisters in metal, the odd man in the mosh being not-so-subtly molested. It kinda turns me on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525976
>Got tired of Total War
So how you feeling about Total War: Warhammer?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder, no matter how bad you treat your monster girl daughteru
You'll never be as bad a dad as Sasuke.
Even if you dicked her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525980
Really happy, I've always been a big Warhammer Fantasy lover and always thought it was a perfect setting.

After 11 years of playing historic titles it's going to be neat to see how it turns out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525983
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525986
https://i.4cdn.org/a/1432207488071.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525983
What's even going on in that manga anymore? All I know is that best girl won and they had kids. Is Kishi really still dragging this out with the kids?

Will it ever end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525989
Honestly that doesn't seem very bad.

At least compared to what real evil people could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525991
Being a sakura fan/shipper is suffering. just read the gaiden it just 4 chapters as of now.

>>13525995
Considering that that's their very first meeting. I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525957
Creepin' out, not going to sleep because I tried fighting Dark Falz at 4 in the morning.

By the way,
>You will never be married to one of the world's best mercenaries and finest heroes
>She will never love you dearly, and eventually have a child with you
>She will never take off one day, due to a sudden investigative mission she was called to
>She will never not come back for a long time
>Leaving you to go and try to find her and her missing team
>You will never find various recordings of her adventures along your way, following the trail in the hopes of learning more of her whereabouts
>Your adventure will never end in a nightmarish ruins, wherein some abomination of a monster has reawakened
>Her messages will never became more worried and more fearful as you venture deeper inside
>You will never find her final recording, not too far from the final door to oblivion, wherein she says,
>"I miss my husband..."
>"I should have stayed home and cared for my child. I'm not a hero that can take on this monster. No one can."
>"I have to find a way to get this to him. He has a right to know what happened to me."
>"Husband...if you see this...Please stay safe."
>"Please...stay away from here."

>The final boss will never be an eldritch abomination who has your wife sticking from its chest, like some figurehead on a ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525991
Sasuke's kid is best girl, questions Sakura about her and Sasuke, finds the picture of Karin begging more questions (Which Sakura put a photo of HERSELF over) has never met her dad in 12 years, goes to look for him, gets him hyped to shit by Naruto, the ends up finding him at last and he *unsheathes Katana* on her in their first meeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526002
How come the salad has more going on in the story than the burrito kid? It's like their trying to unintentionally set up that the Salad is the main character

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526002
I remember watching that shit on morning TV years ago. Always knew Sakura was a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525999
My kind of thing
Kill her end and her suffering
Raise out daughteru
All while having dead eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526002
>go to archive
>search for sakura and cuck
>hundreds of results

I love this place

[Anonymous No.]

How does your Monster Waifu wake up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526013
I see the appeal in this.
But if there' say chance I can free her and summon the Burger King through the power of our love, then I'm taking that chance instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526031
Most likely to the sounds and smells of breakfast being cooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526031
Stretching like a cat, purring at me. She's a Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526031
Me shaking her firmly but gently after failing to pry off all her suckers and tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526031

By growling at me with a leash in her mouth. Morning walks are important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526031
Maintaining her wing cocoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526031
They all wake up with me holding them tight. Trying desperately to keep the warmth and sex musk in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526031
Cold because I stole the blankets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526040
Who is your waifu? Doesn't she know breakfast is the most important meal of the day? Walking on an empty stomach is no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526055

Denying a Hellhound her morning walkies is a bad idea. Besides, them gains is important - so you have to eat in a certain order.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a Kraken onee-san
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526042
Muh Dragonslut.

I want to cuddle my big tall chubby Dragon while she holds onto me tightly, wrapping her claws, wings, and tail all around, protecting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never walk in on a flat dragon stuffing her bra

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526058
Delicious. I'm ashamed to say this is the first time I've seen this one. Moar Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526062
>she'll never force stubborn naizuri on you and proudly insist she has a rack

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524598
NOW THIS IS HEALTH

I want more Monster Girls drawn like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526031
Imagine like...a fucking explosion. A blanket explosion.

Just kaboom, leaping out of bed, fates be damned, blankets and sheets launching in the air every which way and landing on me or whatever else is in the room.

Then I get dragged out of bed and forced to give her a quick protein shake before her workout before I'm allowed to go back and nap for a while more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526062
>you'll never tell her that her breasts are amazing because they're hers.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monstergirl would a wandering gunslinger have as his sidekick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526094
>she will never level up from all the sex, gain massive tits, and give you paizuri for days on end as a reward

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526040
>>13526057
>Wanting to be raped this early in the morning
I'm too lazy for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526059
With her tail wrapped around your waist?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright fellow Texas anons, which one of you pissed off Poseidon/an extremely yandere Ryu? I'd like to be able to get around without needing a boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525443
>Ushi-Oni
I can only imagine her suplexing bosses for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh. Looks like the Cheese Bandits really did it this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526250
Hm? Did Texas eat a hurricane or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526260
It has literally rained every single day for the past about two weeks, at least in Eastern Texas. There isn't a river, creek, pond, or lake that isn't overflowing right now. All of California's rain left them and came here apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526267
Didn't Texas need rain anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526267
It's God's punishment for the Texas Board of Education's silly hi-jinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526273
Yeah but not this much. I did hear a saying the other day though about Texas, that droughts end in floods and floods end in droughts.
>>13526274
I believe it, my mom's been a teacher for a long time so I get to see how dumb they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526104
Centaur
Both Sidekick AND steed

[Anonymous No.]

Praise Rachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526304
QUICK SHE'S ON EASILY FLAMMABLE BEAMS
BURN HER NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526311
Your edge only cuts yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526304
Rachne a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526304
Where can I find these chapters translated? I'm like 3 chapters behind at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526326
Well there's always the thread on /a/ where that chapter is being dumped right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526324
Why would you get on the internet and tell lies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521675
The pic is of Sekhmet, not Ra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521846
Progeny or their representatives before the representatives were succubuttized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526259

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526354
Well it's just that there's a new sheriff in town...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526336
>/a/
Nigga I don't go there, how am I supposed to know this stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526365
I just told you. And nobody told me, I found it on my own. Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526365
Start going there

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>>13526031
My morning wood is her alarm clock. Once it rises up her tail is snaked around it, followed by her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526363
She's too white for this job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c&hd=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526324
Rachne a qt.
Rachnefags a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521725
Man, the worldbuilding is so fucking shoddy. It's like the gods are added as the mamono associated with them are rather than starting from the top down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526431
>Bitching about KC
>When it's a threadcanon god

Christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526440
Nah, the pic just reminded me about how shoddy the worldbuilding was in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526031
I never actually considered how - or even IF - slimegirls sleep.

BUT NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT

Presumably they lose cohesion and just become a puddle of coloured water when they're asleep. I guess we'd both have to sleep in the bath (or the indoor hot-tub?). When she wakes up she'd just sort of pour herself over the side - too sleepy to take on humanoid form - and then trickle downstairs.

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>>13526031
Deadset 7am. No snoozing, no lazyness. She would rush to make breakfast ready and help me prepare for the day.

Little does she know that i'll wake up at 6:30 and suprise her with breakfast and a good morning kiss instead. The best kind of bullying.

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>>13526455
>You'll never pull her back into bed with you by the hips, earning a brief squeal
>When she asks, you'll never call her silly for forgetting that today is saturday
>She'll never blush in embarrassment, and say "Well I guess a little sleep in isn't so bad."
>She'll never not talk to you for the rest of the day, and only communicate in pouts because you lied and it was friday all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526384
But it's so gay there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521030
Man the bible and other ancient texts would be a 1000% better with MGs.
Moses be all like:
>Pharoah! Let my people go!
>Okay; but you will have to stay sexy~
Daniel be all like;
>NO! Not the lions! I'm not ready to be a father!
Goliath be all like;
>it's not like I wanted David to beat me or anything...
>he is kinda cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526485
>Part my pink sea, moses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526474
Then it's a perfect fit for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526485
I'm Jewish and all I want to do is tell a pharoah to "let my people go inside your womb" as I'm having intense sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526510
>Wanting an entire race to cum inside your waifu
Cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526510
> Be slave in Egyptian MGE land
> SLAVE REVOLT
> guard-mummies who used to prevent your escape: hog-tied with their oen bandages and made into cumdumpsters
> slave-driving anubis taskmasters who used to force you to labour on the pyramids: put in slave's chains and made into cumdumpsters
> smug, aloof pharaohs who made it all happen: cast down off their thrones and made into cumdumpsters
Slave revolts are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525949
Nope, but it's on its way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526523
Oy vey, sloppy six millionths!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524978

Rot in the grave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526538
Oh gods. I know that she's just a tanuki in disguise but I want to bury my face between her thighs so bad. God damn sexy tricksters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526547
She's a Tanuki disguised as...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526551
A human girl obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526537
So is she a powerful demon and is that shed her own realm? It's not a very big realm, but none the less to have complete control over time in it is pretty powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526485
>Enkidu makes love to a Lamia for seven days and seven nights
Because in the original, she was a prostitute, and Lamias are harlots and strumpets, get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526566
I'd like to believe that, but I hope we get something focuses on her backstory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526523
>it's a sperm joke anon

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>>13526533
I think that's just casual Friday's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526538
Mam, are you drunk?
Also I'm only up to five thousand after the zombie pit and you know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526590
>lamias are harlots
Nigga what are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526610
They're natural belly dancers. But I kind of want to see an Oomukade do it too, to seduce someone.

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>>13526615
>Red-faced Oomukade trying to belly dance
>Her movements are jerky and awkward and she's stuttering a little bit.
>If you touch her than she flinches and wraps you up in a tight hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526615
>Tomokade trying to seduce somebody through belly dancing
>"...Y-Yeah? D-Do you like this? You like the way my hips move, huh?"
>"W-Wait, really, you do?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526625
>>13526626
Then how about a lecherous old Werecat teaching a socially inept Oomukade how to dance sexily?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526638
>Keep you legs a little loose and move your hips! You want it to look like you're made of dancing water.
>"w-what legs do I keep loose?"
>All of them dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526638
How about a Tomokade doing the mememe dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526652
The what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526662
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2561286

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone still out Witchering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526697
I he neither a toaster nor a console which will run it unfortunately. If I actually end up blowing my money on a ps4 I might get it along with BB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526697
Busy being let down by a recap episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526697
Never played Witcher, probably never will. Not interested in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526697
Busy writing things for elsewhere and getting ready for a nice, four day weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526697
I just got home from fishing and being disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526722
Where did her nose go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526722
What're ya statin' at, airhead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526732
Adjust your screen, I can see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526738
Is it that little line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526750
It goes down to the tip of her nose and has the outline of her right nostril too.

[Anonymous No.]

What MGs do you think would be the most effective adventuring partner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526737
you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526787
>Welcome back
>mfw I came back home just now

What are you doing in my house and what do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526757
Effective how?
A dragon, baphomet, or lilim would just tear through any dungeon you brought them to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526708
You've got poor taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526815
Nah, I just lost interest in vidya altogether.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526787
I want to irrumate that creepy muhfugga until she passes out and the run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526824
how would you hold her hand if she passed out, she wouldn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526822
Then try reading the books. You can't not love the Witcher.

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>>13526757
Honestly, Ushi-Oni.

I know people are going to jump on me for choosing her, but if you're saying "adventure partner" I'm guessing you mean going away from KC's "you wouldn't be able to adventure because they only think of sex".

If that the case and you can choose whatever monstergirl to be a willing, normal-lust and friendly adventure partner, just think about it:
>physical combat is completely solved
>you can put your own efforts into mage or ranged support
>when tired or injured you can travel sitting on her abdomen
>you can still shoot from there or launch spells/cure her (although I don't think Ushis need that last normally)
>if you got a broken bone or some bad injury she can use her spiderweb as a temporary remedy
>fluffy, won't get cold at nights if the relation gets better than just adventuring partners
And this is just a guess, but since they live in mountains and caves they should be already used to travel through hard places.
Basically, an all-terrain ridiculously strong mount.

Of course, this is just my honest opinion based on my own preferences. I can see why other guys would disagree with me.
And I know it depends on the setting (for example, aquatic mgs) and there would be better adventuring partners.

>>13526812
>dragon
Dragon is even better in some regards, for example:
>the strength of a fucking dragon
>free fire, one of the greatest advantages when adventuring
>freedom to fly anywhere and easiness to explore
But I'm afraid it would be hard to get her to share the treasure you'd be getting on the adventuring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526829
>holding hands with an unconscious girl
Extremely lewd. I have to remember this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526842
This guy's got it figured out.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! Your precious ship is being intercepted by a group of Space Pirates, led by a fearsome Dragon! What do captain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526875
Well, let's blow some hot kisses to my devoted fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526875
Looks like it's time to use "that"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526875
Have a "private talk" with her in my cabin. Hopefully I can convince her to let us go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526883
Zapp, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526842
Yeah, I'd rather adventure with an Ushi than a dragon. I'm a little biased though, since I don't really care for dragons, and know how greedy they could be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526890
Was going more for Gene Starwind, but I suppose that works just as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526875
The answer is obvious: Release the Kraken!

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>>13526894
I'm all for Ushis too, but Wurms make for good partners as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526896
Gene getting molested by a Dragon, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526875
Call in Harpy Samus.

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>>13526894
>No loli dragon to adventure with
>She's not full grown so she doesn't have her full super strength or strongest breath yet.
>She gives this adorable little squeal of glee when you give her a few coins to add to her treasure trove (consisting of a half eaten cookie, four gold coins, three copper ones, a shiny rock she found, and a golden (delicious) apple. )

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526898
>Kraken in Space
The tentacles man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526904
See, that would be more acceptable. My problem isn't with dragons themselves, rather their typical attitude, and a loli dragon like that would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526875
long range interceptor missiles

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>>13526875
Depends on how well armed we are. If we can fight them off, fight them off, if not, I'll man the guns and get every one else to fuck off on life rafts with as much cargo as they can safely carry.

Bitches will be fighting to find a lone man on an empty ship, and I may or may not save the last bullet for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526921
Why kill yourself? It's a waste and you'll miss out on the gangbang.

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>>13526757
I'd have to go with Ushi-Oni, too. They have the natural stealth of spiders as well. Back that up with a bezerker nature and you can just have her appear before her enemies and fuck them up. Really, the best partner is one you can use as a mount. So that's Unicorn paladins, Centaur archers, Sandworms, Giant Ant tanks in full plate armor that sort of thing. An interesting option is slimes. Get a giant suit of mega heavy, mega protective armor, and get your slime partner to hop in with you, help carry it, help move in it, wield massive weapons sharing in her strength, mend wounds, keep all your blood inside you, jerk you off, that sort of thing.

>>13526933
That's the idea.

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>>13526937
>Unicorn paladins
>Centaur archers
>Sandworms
Fucking rad.
>Giant Ant tanks in full plate armor
Even radder.
>An interesting option is slimes. Get a giant suit of mega heavy, mega protective armor, and get your slime partner to hop in with you, help carry it, help move in it, wield massive weapons sharing in her strength, mend wounds, keep all your blood inside you, jerk you off
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526937
>That's the idea
Why die and kill when you can surrender peacefully and just sex things out?

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>>13526894
Well, you could always go with the Ryu, they seem more reasonable and calm than their "western" counterparts, so there shouldn't be problems with sharing the loot.
And you got the water dungeons problem solved.

The downside is that she may be a little overpower and do all the work while you get bored.
Plus I don't really know if Ryus have "free fire" like the Dragon, since they're water gods and their thing it's controlling the weather.

>>13526901
I don't know how good Wurms would be for adventuring, but they certainly seem one of the best options for mining.
It could also get kinda funny if you get one of the "slow" wurms:
>"Look, anon, look! I found GOLD!!"
>That's pyrite, dear.
>"Oh....."
>"...heynowlooklook, Anon!! I found real gold this time!!"
>That's also pyrite.
>"gah! mining is boring~"
>"shitshitshit!! Anon! Look now! I found a big as hell white opal!"
>That's... Rongüld the Bald Dwarf! What are you doing here, man?
>...Wurm, that's enough, let him on the floor please. No. Stop trying to wrestle him.
And then proceed to explain her that dwarfs aren't rocks only their wifes and that she can just wrestle with everything she catches moving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524364

link, don't tell

[Anonymous No.]

If you're travelling with something like a wurm or ushi oni would you relieve and help them with their urges?

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>>13526955
>Giant Ant tanks in full plate armor
>Even radder.
Imagine every night, helping her out of her armor and setting it aside like a small mountain, helping her bathe the sweat of the day's fights away as you admire the toned definition of her muscles. Having her unarmored and completely vulnerable, curling up next to you and falling asleep in your arms. Each morning, helping her put her armor back on. With a grin, she disappears behind her helm as she effortlessly picks up the two massive bladed shields she uses to pulverize enemies as you pick them off with blades and ranged support as you go dungeon exploring yet again.

>>13526958
Don't wana become a drug addled manwhore for a bunch of pirates, pal. Why do you care anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526977
Of course!
No partner of mine would get hungry as long as I've got a say on it.
It would be a dishonor for the clan of the Rockdens paladins!

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>>13526980
>effortlessly picks up the two massive bladed shields she uses to pulverize enemies as you pick them off with blades and ranged support as you go dungeon exploring yet again
I wonder how fast Giant Ants can move, especially with armor on.

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>>13526977
It would depend on the type of adventuring we were doing. If I were the only guy around for a long while, then absolutely. I don't dislike Ushi at all, and wurms are alright, but it would be better if I didn't need to, since I favor a different type. Now, an undead wurm or ushi is a completely different story.

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>>13526977
There's literally no reason to hire a human man to do anything other than to help other members of the party relieve themselves.

You need strength?
>Ushi-Oni
>Oni
>Orcs
>Wurms

You need speed?
>Cockatrice
>Thunderbird
>Centaurs

You need smarts
>Liches
>Witches
>bitches

You need to help relief your members of their stress
>Human man
>...

Men were made to rape monstergirls for their own sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526988
Probably very short but very powerful sprints. I imagine semi-frequent rests where she battles with fatigue. You might have to take off the plate and slip inside her chain mail to give her massages. And learn some recovery magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526829
>>13526787
>>13526722
So cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526980
>Why do you care anyway
Because life is sacred. Nobody said anything about drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527000
They are space pirates. There's a mantiwhore or a spider or a oomukade amongst them I know. They'll take the easy out of drugging me up to get me hard and ride me 25 hours a day, turning me into a drug addicted mindbroken mess. I'd rather death just to spite them. Life ain't worth shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526977
I would assume they'd have the decency to keep themselves in check when we're out on a job, and their cut's more than enough to drop some coin on a warm body at the brothels in town.

If they are truly so desperate, though, it is my duty as their leader to keep them in prime condition & I perform my solemn duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527004
>Life ain't worth shit
Then kill yourself for real right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527007
Can't. I'm drinking coffee. If I don't finish it, it's a waste. And I've got a uni course I payed for. I'll be damned if I don't finish that too. Once I've got nothing left to finish I probably will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527011
I don't get you. Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527014
Meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526992
>being a literal heal slut for a monstergirl adventuring party

I'm usually a fan of playing paladins or thieves but I'd be okay with this.

Being the charismatic party face also might be a good role. Assuming you don't have an apsara around or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527019
A villain has stolen this person's soul. Where all da heroes at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527020
>paladins or thieves
And all in between or these two extremes in particular? How come?

>>13527021
Hey, quit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526992

Don't know any monster girls who are nuclear physicist, humans on average are smarter then monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527023
>quit it
No. You need to learn to love life again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527023
Mainly just those two extremes. Paladins if I feel something is worth protecting in the long run. And it's fun to just dish out justice.

If enough people, ideas, and places don't feel worth it then it's better just to do it for the loot. Thieves are very effective for adventures of that mentality. Plus it's fun to have an opposite sort of style from bashing and slashing as a paladin.

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>>13527027
Oh sure, the average human is almost definitely smarter than the average monster, that's a given.

Even the town idiot could probably get themselves crowned king of the goblins and teach them how to start a fire and impress them with his two bit knowledge on how to fold reed whistles.

but even the crummiest lich or baphoment is probably the holder of a thousand tomes of forbidden knowledge that could only be rivaled by the smartest most dedicated human researchers.

The price of being generally good at everything is almost always not being the best at anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527027
>humans on average are smarter then monsters
From what crevice in your GI tract did you get that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524389
A large number aren't said to be that picky and it's in your head. The picky ones could have gotten lucky on their first go or whatever. It's not a hugbox for everyone, just people with protagonist powers and luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527033
>Paladins if I feel something is worth protecting in the long run. And it's fun to just dish out justice.
Yeah, fair enough. I personally prefer to be a glass canon, and just do my best to not get hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527027
In general? That's probably about right. But there are monstergirls who specialize in being smart, and those species would be very effective in the role of intellectual roles. Possibly better if they have over a century of experience.

This is why the best human heroes are warrior types, because it's a lot easier and straight forward to make leaps and bounds in that field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527027
>humans on average are smarter then monsters
No, on average humans are fucking stupid as shit. You just have a handful of very intelligent ones who make leaps and bounds in their chosen field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527036
>>13527037
>>13527060
>>13527068

If it wasn't for humans monsters would still be in the medieval ages. They may have magic but they don't have science. Magic doesn't build bridges, skyscrapers, combustion engines or send people to space.

Another thing that monsters lack is a Refractory period, which helps humans take interest in other things then sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527068
Depends on the setting though.

Monstergirl city? Yeah humans and monsters are probably about the same when taking into the account the wild extremes between a lilim and a hobgoblin

Medieval world? Humans living in cities are on average smarter than monsters living in tribes and forests. The smartest monsters are still held back by the millions of savage monsters in comparison to humanity's mostly stable population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525983
>Dicking the daughterus
>Bad

Don't quit your day job Mr. Comedian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527082
>Magic doesn't build
Yes it does. And it makes the trains run on time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527082
>Magic doesn't build bridges, skyscrapers, combustion engines or send people to space.
But it does all those things in settings with magic cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527082
Well again, I agree with you there but when it comes to an adventuring party of individuals acting as not-mercenaries then counting niche species like Liches, Tengu, and most importantly Dwarves for technology is all fair since it's a small group of exceptional individuals anyway.

Also you're underestimating magic. If it's a high fantasy setting then magic is going to be some broken shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527082
>Magic doesn't build bridges, skyscrapers, combustion engines or send people to space.
What the fuck am I reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527091
>Replying to a 6 hour old post

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Dark Matter GF
>You will never be corrupted instantly into an Incubus
>You'll never gain all those benefits for free
>She'll never sing an awesome cover of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiQLyglQQuM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527082
Full fucking retard right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527107
A retard. Don't let it bother you, lets just go back to talking about adventuring.

So I don't know how accurate it is, but I think a giant ant tank would be pretty fuckin' OP. What else are some really optimized builds?

How about Kejorou asassins who use their hair as whips and lashes and to throw knives and block blades and shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527054
Glass cannons are more fun from a writing perspective because you have to play them more cautiously which means your solutions to challenges are more diverse.

Though if you play a classic RPG like GURPS or anything semi-realistic even armored individuals will find dodging attacks is the universal line of the defense. No matter how tanky you are, getting hit by attacks sucks.

Of course it also depends on the power level of the setting too. I like to imagine that only the tankiest of tanks can reliably take a hit from a baphomet for example. Nearly everyone is a glass cannon to them. Their strength is just scaled up way beyond even the other stronger monsters in the setting so the obvious solution to fighting them is to not get hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527129
Yeah that makes more sense I guess. Every one is made of glass when you're a baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526363
Looks like the Man Serpent greatsword.

Waifu Souls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527123
>How about Kejorou asassins who use their hair as whips and lashes and to throw knives and block blades and shit?
They'd be a race of Millia's, wich is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527137
Wherever Oomukade wear funny t-shirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527116
Aren't Dark Matters just the big ball of rape goo? You're essentially fucking a very horny human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to snuggle my manticore waifu.

What do you want to do to your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527148
I want to paint funny stuff on her stretched wings. It would tickle her, but she'd have to stay still. In the end she'd look at herself in the mirror, and then there would be snu-snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526485
>>13526494
Y'all motherfuckers need electroshock therapy. No, a cute thunderbird or dragon won't be the one doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527148
One. Hundred. Babies. And lots of cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527148
I also want to snuggle my kraken waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527152
Oh yeah, torture, that's what Jesus is all about. Well guess what? Jessie is a yandere Lich with masochistic tendencies and a foot fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527095
>>13527102
>>13527107
>>13527118

Magic doesn't engineer the bridge, magic doesn't make i beams out of thin air (or it does depending on which definition of magic you're going with), magic has it's limits unless your going with some OP bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526538
>fang

DROPPED HARDER THAN A TRIGONOMETRY CLASS TAUGHT BY A DORMOUSE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527155
Name them. Name them now!
>>13527160
Everything has a limit. How is that a criticism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527148
I want to teach my apophis waifu a lesson by getting a hotel room for a week instead of sleeping on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527162
>not liking fangs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527144
God damn it anon the point is that song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527028

>A monster girl will never notice you looking depressed and drag you off on a date.
>She'll never react gleefully when you admit you had fun at end of it and give you her phone number.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if you had a yandere human girl trying to win your affection in the monstergirl world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527160
>Magic in a high fantasy setting
>Not OP bullshit

Although it's not like humans can't do the same things with magic. Really the argument was about adventuring parties, not how advanced each society is. For monsters it's variable. Compare Dwarves to Goblins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527160

you know what else magic doesn't do?

lobotmize people who learn it to the point of them being unable to comprehend basic math.

All it would take for magic to result in tech that outperforms non-magic society, is magic ability to extend lifespan, so the people who spend decades earnign Ph,Ds can actually apply them for more then a few decades before dementia stops them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527160
Not, it doesn't. But mages engineer the magic circles which construct the bridge. You're arguing and comparing apples to oranges, HYFfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527162
>carnivorous girl
>no fangs
Nigga what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527163
I'll name them as they come, thank you very much.
Okay, five babies. That way I can actually remember all their names. That's only like one litter though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527190
Tsk. Casual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527173
Depends on how she is a yandere. If she's the kind that screws over everyone but you and her then she's probably eager to please you since she puts you on a pedestal. Meaning she might become a monster you favor if she finds out you like some monstergirl. She might also end up simply becoming a monster to seduce you easier. Especially if she must have you at all costs. Or wind up that way in her pursuit of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527148
>Snuggling with Manticore waifu
>No sex, no fooling around, just being together
>Not even letting her milk you a bit with her tail
>She doesn't get it at first
>Why be alone together if you aren't trying to fuck each other comatose?
>She's pouting at the lack of sex, but blushing a bit too
>She's never just spent time with a guy, just holding & appreciating one another
>Gently stroking each other
>An occasional little kiss
>It's kind of nice, really
>Eventually, she starts to just want to be around you
>Curling up with each other in bed
>Lying together as you watch movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527112
Yes, and? Daughters dicking shittalking shall not go uncontested as long as I'm here.

>6 hours old

I've seen people reply to day old posts, threads here die slow, it's not uncommon to get late replies back either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527165
That's so cruel anonymous, in fact it just might be cruel enough to work.

>>13527158
Snuggling is a great pastime.

>>13527155
How are you going to raise all of them? What about food, toys, boyfriends, college... are you thinking of the logistics? It's not responsible to bring a hundred lives into this world if you can't properly care for all of them.

>>13527151
This is by far the cutest one. Is your waifu a dragonling? Make sure the paint doesn't harm her in any way.

>>13527196
Daww, she's learning the joy of innocent skinship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527197
Yeah I guess you're right about that, but you're still a shitty father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527199
>dragonling
Dragoness is the term I use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527197
So you're dead set on starting shit, huh? Do me a favor and put a trip on so I can filter you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527187
It's about the fang poking out of her mouth like she's a damn bulldog, pisses me off. Your mouth is closed, why can I see your teeth?

Man angrily compares leaves.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526304
>Kamen Rider Reference
>Space Sheriff Gavan Reference

Crabman confirmed for Toku fan, I couldn't be happier.
I'm just amazed he actually referenced Gavan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527218
I want to cuddle a Bulldog Girl. I bet she'd be adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527222
And butt-fucking-ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527199
It had better work, that hotel room was fucking expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527205
She's a Dragon and you're a Dragonslut. That's all that matters.

>>13527148
I want to cuddle with a really tall and chubby dragon, like that Otaku Jabberwock from last thread. Imagine being held tightly in her claws, nestling your head agsint her soft large breasts, wrapping around her big soft body. Her wings cocoon around you, tail wrapping itself around your waist. That would be so intimate and so soft. I'd want to stay there forever, and beg her not to get up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527231
>That's all that matters
Aye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527201
You think? Cause my dautherus seem to love me, especially when I`m poking their wombs. With my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527221
P sure that's Robocop.

[Anonymous No.]

>new game comes out
>2 weeks in and you can't get enough
>skipped house cleaning
>minimal shopping
>still going to work, so you can cover expenses
>sitting there gaming
>feeling breezy
>feeling sleepy
>feeling hungry
>game has a sex scene intermission. watching it for plot
>suddenly oral sex
>looking under table - devilbug

do you stop gaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527222
Yeah but don't leave her off her respirator for very long or she will die of suffocation.
No seriously go look up the health complications bulldogs have. We did some fucked up shit to make that breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527236
You don't have daughterus, and they don't love you. You're posing on 4chan, daughter dicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527239
Why stop? Waifu obtained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527221
>references toku
>no sentai or GARO reference
GARO even has dudes in magical wolf armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527229
If Orc girls can be cute, so can she. She'd have a frowny face with those downward sloping eyebrows that make people look like they're about to cry.

>>13527243
Incest is bad. That's why you don't dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527239
No. Just thrust with my hips sightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527237
The costume is Robocop, the pose is Gavan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527221
>You will never get your Kitsune daughteru hooked on Kamen Rider
>She will never start to use her transformation powers for henshin sequences
>You will never help her make up her own Rider costume
>She will never ambush you when you come home with a Rider Kick off the stairs, ending in a big cuddle pile of tails and JUSTICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527244
Neither do you, because monstergirls aren't real. No one here will evet have any of the crap we talk about. What did that accomplish?

>inb4 I don't even have waifu you nerd, lol I troll u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527247
Since Miia's suggesting it, I can only assume it's because she's never watched GARO or sentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527245
When there's one devilbug, that means several more of her horny sisters are hiding in your house. Which you might be okay with, but it's hard to play vidya when there's a bunch of grills humping and licking the shit out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527262
You get used to it. Also a great way to lose weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527221
I'd watch a Toku show where the supporting cast is nothing but monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527259
Oh, my waifu is there. But I'm not.
>What did that accomplish
About the same as your womb poking scenario. Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527258
Aw man, that hits close to home.
What series would she like the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527245
>>13527265
But they're devil bugs! Roaches anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527269
I've got a greentext of an idea that never really took off from long ago in these threads.
Should I post it?
If only I could writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527280
AND THEY CAN SING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527282
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527272
Oh you're that despondent bastard. Keep your depression to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527282
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>have rich MG waifu
>in private she's an adorable lovey dovey snuggle bug
>in public amongst her peers, she takes on a stuffy, almost snobbish demeanor
>while still being lovey dovey towards you, naturally
>but there are times when one end of her personality bleeds into the other

So /mgt/, what personality would you prefer your rich mg waifu to stick with? Would you want her to be more herself, or to put on an eminence front?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527282
do it faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527283
Actually devil bugs can't talk.

...

Joe's apartment reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527290
There is no conceivable reason for her not to be lovey-dovey all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527287
Wut? Nigga I'm not the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527239
Why the hell would I stop? I mean, I wont be able to focus as much, but it'd be nice still. Also, how big are devilbugs anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527272

>An alternate dimension where your waifu is alone and longs to be with you
>And another where the two of you are happily together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527273
She has over 30 years of catching up to do before she picks one, but currently she likes all of them because she gets to play with daddy while she watches, and both of you always have so much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527290
I'd like her to choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527304
>In one dimension out there, your waifu writefags about you.

[Anonymous No.]

Once upon a time there were three brothers, who were to go up to the hillside, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great buxom troll , with eyes as big as saucers and filled with lewdness.

So first of all came the youngest Brother Gruff, Shota Gruff, to cross the bridge.

"Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Brother Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside," said the shota, with such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to 'gobble' you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the shota. "Wait a bit till the second Brother Gruff comes. He's much bigger and a dazzling bishounen."

"Well, be off with you," said the troll.

A little while after came the second Brother Gruff to cross the bridge.

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"Oh, it's the second Brother Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside," said the bishounen, who hadn't such a small voice.

"Now I'm coming to 'gobble' you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big bara Brother Gruff comes. He's much bigger, with huge arms and a broad chest."

"Very well! Be off with you, but only because that's my fetish." said the troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527299
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527315

But just then up came the big bara Brother Gruff .
Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the brother was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

"Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"It's I! The big bara Brother Gruff ," said the brother, who had a deep, velvety voice of his own.

"Now I 'm coming to 'gobble' you up," roared the troll.

"Oh, no! Don't take me! Just wait a bit until the fourth br-"

And that's when the troll incapacitated the big bara Brother Gruff with a well-timed chop to the neck. "Nah, son. I read this goddamn story before. People acting like trolls can't read or some shit. I know how this story ends and it ends with me gettin' that dick."

Snip, snap, snout. This tale's told out. And the Bara Gruff and the troll were wed and lived happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527301
No one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527286
>>13527291
Okay, but it's short and shitty.


>Monstergirls invade your world outta nowhere
>Scientist Dad gives you a belt, says only you can save the world from brutal rape.
>Become a Kamen Rider
>Save the world on a daily basis.
>After a year of fighting, finally defeat the Lilim in charge of the invasion.
>World saved.
>Find out that not only is every monstergirl you ever fought alive, they're all madly in love with you.
>Yes that includes the Lilim.
>Dad has remodeled your house to accommodate them
>Your life is now a Harem anime.
>Goddamnit you didn't want this
>You just wanted to marry your childhood friend.
>Life is suffering

There was additional discussion about how the childhood friend would end up becoming the secondary rider, based on a Paladin, and how the main rider would be able to copy the abilities of every monstergirl of the week he beat, except tuned for combat instead of sex. Beating a general would yield a form change instead of a new weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527322
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527322
What happened to Bishie Brother Gruff and Shota Brother Gruff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525667
Get to writing Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527324
You're right. No one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527334
Did you miss the part where Alp is just a ghost stuck in Limbo now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527333

They went up to the hill and were totally fine, clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527306
What about the waifu though? Does she join in too?

>>13527322
>"Nah, son. I read this goddamn story before. People acting like trolls can't read or some shit. I know how this story ends and it ends with me gettin' that dick."
You owe me a new pair of sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527315
>>13527322
Oh god. It's been a little bit since I laughed. Good shit, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527302
i assume they are on par with diminutive adult women when it comes to size

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527338
But surely they got waifus later on right? And did the 4th Alp Sister Gruff make it across the Bridge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527340
Mommy plays the evil sorceress kidnaps you & wants to corrupt the power of love to take over the world. Kamen Rider Daughteru saves you, and with the power of love from her daddy, defeats the evil sorceress.

Then later that night, mommy gets to share your 'power of love' for playing with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527355
They probably tried to rescue their brother and got captured by a goblin and a huldra troll girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527326
>>You just wanted to marry your childhood friend.
Best Girl never wins...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527311

>Dimensional shenanigans happen.
>You read each others stories
>You both enjoy poking fun at them and teasing each other at some corny dialogue and other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525801
>>13525807
>>13525811
Someone should screencap this, it's deliciously lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527367
>The two of you decide at the same time without the other knowing, to act out some of the scenes in the story
Ah, tru rabu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527364
Hey, she's the secondary rider.
Kamen Rider Paladin still has a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527250
>>13527245
>>13527302

>first orgasm
>she swallowed and licked you clean
>feeling weaker
>but mind also focused game much improved
>she keeps gently licking and sucking
>kneading balls gently
>do you stop gaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527381
No. This is the way to git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527363
But which gets which?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527381
No. We shall enter enlightenment. Next level gaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527380
>A Female Kamen Rider
A rare gem indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527172
Man, fuck MGE. All of the rape bullshit cuts out the cute as fuck courtship.

[Anonymous No.]

We all know the smug Lilims who shitpost ">Human Men doing anything. Men belong in the kitchen."

But what do you think being married to them would be like? What kind of traitors would they marry? Would their relationship be happy and filled with joy and cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527386
The Goblin was probably going to get the shota but the bishie sacrificed himself to give the plot armor shota a fighting chance. Unfortunately this other troll girl was literate as well and captured the shota by refusing to follow the plot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527381
Nah, she is doing real well, but I have a fetish for sex during other stuff. Dat ball attention. She's a good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527397
Yeah. Take a look at their profile. They seem to really like humans in some way or another. Either as humanboos or something like their favorite food at worst.

Smug racist Lilim is actually a little out of character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521598
Isn't the Nightmare's frontpussy showing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527418
front pussy is only there if husband wants it to be there. Assuming she had no husband, front pussy wouldn't be there by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527409
>Smug racist Lilim is actually a little out of character.
B-But who else will I get to degrade me and glare at me while still cuddling and loving me as long as I do what she says and conform to gender roles? Lilims are so cool, suave, and smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527396

Yeah it'd be cute for a man who's paranoid about being dragged off to some rape cave to be courted by a Mamono instead and be shown a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

I got a sad thought, A yandere monster girl try to harming herself to look more "Human" after she sees her object of affection being with more humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527196
And then she replaces her rape tendencies with cuddlerape, the kind of cuddlerape that doesn't involve sex at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527418
There is only one pussy here anon.

Horse Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527426
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527148
I want to be tied to a chair so she can sit on my lap face to face and cuddle me vigorously. No sex involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527452
How can you cuddle correctly if you're tied up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527429
They're really variable. So I'm sure there's one out there that fits that description. She'd be tsundere at least. So she doesn't truly mean her degrading comments deep down.

What's more likely is a condescending Lilim not a smug racist one.

>"Don't worry your pretty little head about such things."
>"That's nice Dear."
>"Oh human-kun. You say that now, but I promise you'll be much happier this way."
>"We're not 'raping' you. We're making love."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527445
>All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords. It’s in the front at the boundary of the human upper body and the horse lower body (In the same position as a human woman), and it was newly formed when their body changed to become more suitable for intercourse with a man upon the dawning of the era of the current Demon Lord.

Never mind, I was under the impression that it only came about if a husband couldn't handle fucking a horse. And she just magically grew front pussy.
>Forced to have two periods at the same time.
Heh. No wonder they have such strong moodswings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527438
Damn that is fucked up, can't she just rape him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527409
Niet, they strongly desire for humans and monsters to be together but their personalities are all different.

Smug Racist Lilim is in character because despite being a bitch she still desires human boys to be with monster grills.

You will never be raped harshly by a Lilim Amazon after she chastises you for "playing" with sharp things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527426
>All centaurs have a second vagina...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527409
>you will never be an adventurer
>you will never catch the attention of a short-haired, chubby NEET Lilim in a tracksuit
>she will never religiously watch, archive, and follow your every exploit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527471
>>13527465

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527457
I was hinting that it'd be more like me being at the mercy of her cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527465
That's because you're reading the profile instead of the KC Q&A update, ya dingus.

It's like you haven't seen how this guy always starts this argument. Or maybe it's you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527465
This has come up before, but why would MGs have to have periods since they have magic vaginas? Nope, no sir, no cramps, bloating, or bitchiness from MGs cause of Muh time of the month.

At least that's what I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527481
>That's because you're reading the profile instead of the KC Q&A update, ya dingus.
They really should update relevant profiles once Kc updates his "lore" So what changed?

And what argument are you talking about? He said her front pussy was showing. I mistakenly thought that it didn't show unless the husbando wasn't a horsefucker. But he was right, it's showing. Not much of an argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527472
>Short-haired chubby NEET lilim stalker
10/10 would waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527478
>having your waifu rest her head in your lap without being able to stroke it
Suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527469
>spoiler

I want this so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527438
self harm is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527438
>I saw you looking at those other girls, Anon
>I can make myself look like them if you want!
>See? I got rid of all my scales!
>Once the bleeding stops, I'll have smooth normal skin just like them.
>What? My wings?
>Of course I got rid of them! Anything for you, Anon.
>The shears hurt so much, but not as much as the though of losing you~
>And of course I had to get rid of the tail
>Almost fainted sawing it off, but the pain was worth it to keep you with me, Anon
>And look! No more claws or fangs!
I ripped them all out so I could have that pretty, normal smile you like so much

[Anonymous No.]

>You will give back pats to your newborn dog/wolf puppy daughteru as she whimpers out of confusion from being unable to open her eyes yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527409
>>13527469
>Smug Racist Lilim
>Racist
Where di that come from? She just thinks Human boys belong in the Kitchen and raising the Daughterus, that'd be Sexism if anything.

Besides, she happens to have a whole bunch of friends who happen to be horse pussy, snake cloaca, succubutts, and smugs. She's a melting pot of friendship. She's a nice woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527495
>I mistakenly thought that it didn't show unless the husbando wasn't a horsefucker.

But it's not mistakenly. Read the Q&A. No frontpussy unless the husband wants it.

And that was drawn by .less who is anti-frontpussy anyway, like pretty much everyone in the thread except for tusktard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527489
The old womb still has to go somewhere tho. Like, I doubt that Mg cells don't die. Surely skin cells flake off, I don't see why the womb lining wouldn't shed either. Or do the cells jsut magically regenerate and never need to grow new linings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527510
>Read the Q&A
Is there a place I can do this? the only thing I know about the QA is when that translatorfag comes here and translates it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527509
So she'd make me into a househusband rather than her slutty toy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527511
The obvious thing to assume is just because something was made by magic doesn't mean it needs magic to live. See pretty much every human creation myth in the history of ever.

[Anonymous No.]

Get your mind out of the gutter, she's just enjoying a healthy mushroom snack.

Uncensored version: http://i.imgur.com/kIti7yy.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527519
What's the difference? One cleans the house, makes food, raises the daughterus, and spreads his legs when she wants him to. The other does the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527438
>Holt shaving her legs and sawing off her horns
>Elf mutilating her own ears
>Lamia gets the idea that maybe she could split her tail down length-wise into a pair of legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527517
>when that translatorfag comes here and translates it.

That's the only one we got. If you missed the centaur one, you're going to have to dig it up in the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527511
Nigga do I look like a gynecologist to you? I'm just gonna go with lol magic on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527523
I need an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527523
It's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527489
Well, they are monsters, not humans.

So not having identical human brand reproductive organs is kind of a given. Especially horse pussy ones.

>>13527495
I believe >>13527481 means that the updated profile has "Always on Frontgina" action and KC's Q&A shenanigans says it's up to the human partner whether she has the frontgina or not.

Honestly...if a guy forced his waifu to grow a whole new hole I'd like to think he'd be a fairly awful person.

It's sort of like taking the "You're fine as you are" spheal and throwing it out the window into a volcano with sharks that can survive in magma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527481
And where is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527505
Fuck as bad as that is, I would have to help her out of guilt and try to help her. Maybe we can find a surgeon to make her look 100% human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527526
O-one wears a ring and the other doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527530
This scares the kitsune.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527538
"Okay" is being kind but I saved it anyway because no one else is going to draw grape snake doing lewd things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527530
Oh god those sound horrible, especially the last one. Why can't they just rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527523
WHERE THE FUCK IS HER JAW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527405
>>13527385
>>13527386

>you persist
>so does she
>a contest of sorts
>you keep your attention on the game
>she keeps hers on your dick and balls
>after last orgasm she is gentle
>as your dick returns to attention, she increases her efforts
>never hard enough to jostle you as you game
>you gradually get used to the sensation
>you are in the zone
>your focus on your game is almost frantic - like every it used to be when you were young and knew time was running out before you have to go to bed
>a part of is is ever aware of the warm wetness
>shit's getting a bit surreal
>losing track of time
>somehow sneaking past your split attention
>next orgasm comes as a surprise
>one second you are in the zone
>and next your are seizing harder than the last time
>your knees clutching at her upper body where she sits between your legs
>her mouth gulping around you
>you had to reload to last save when you came to
>she resumed as soon as she sucked out the last drop
>rules are set now
>no one is stopping
>eventually you feel yourself hit the floor
>and realize that the gentle sucking and the cradling testicle massage has lulled you half-asleep
>and your body gradually slipped out of your chair which rolled away from under you
>your head is swimming, looking up you see game over screen again with prompt to reload
>but floor never felt so comfortable
>in back of your mind you note that her mouth hasn't left your member
>as her body lithely bent and shifted to keep up with your fall
>you are hard again
>but are falling asleep

>you dream of the game and what you will do when you play next
>it makes you feel so good
>at some point you wake just enough for a glimpse, to see her on top of gently rocking
>eyelids too heavy, and you are back asleep almost immediately

>your alarm wakes you
>you are on the floor of your messy and empty gaming room
>your underwear is pooled at your feet
>and you need to get to work
>no sign of devilbug in the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527543
The profile was never updated. If it was, it would include the part that they only get them if their husband desires it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527438
>succubus gets enamoured with human boy she sees that walked outside the village to gather firewood, hunt some wildlife for meat, or some other manly thing
>she glamours her tail, buttwings and horns away and follows him back into the village
>she wins him over with her natural charisma and charm, and because all of her competition gets monsterized and killed off by the natives before they can escape the village to safety
>he spends his whole life never knowing he married a monster girl

Now if only I could write a good "IT WAS ME BARRY" scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527520
I'm a retard, so assuming it doesn't need magic to live, that means that the body regulates things automatically, like uterine lining? Is that what you're telling me? That it;s logical to assume they have periods?

>>13527532
Eh, naw.

>>13527543
>"You're fine as you are"
Every one can be better tho. Stronger. Faster. With hands of steel! That will not bend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527548
>Rings
Maybe later on if you're good and prove you're worth the money for one. You know what you gotta put on.

[Anonymous No.]

If you guys want to know if monstergirls get periods then the short answer is: No.

Long answer, well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527557
KEEP GAMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527557

>another work day is done
>you are home, took a quick shower and ate whatever you grabbed out of your fridge without bothering to identify other than it was chew able
>gaming session ready to start
>do you game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527557
Gotta keep gaming. I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527543
>Awful person
>MGs don't use DE to change their husband's body and overwrite his tastes if he dislikes her kind

Getting real tired of "monsters can do no wrong/they're all innocent" bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527575
>Do you game

What kind of dumbass mother fucking ques--

YES WE GAME! GAME UNTIL WE CAN GAME NO MORE!

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>>13527557
>>13527575
Oh yes, keep playing those games. Maybe we'll wind up with a permanent companion.

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>>13527560
Oh damn that takes it a whole different way, instead of the sobbing in pain mg who just little mermaid'd herself for love. She just fuck with the other ones

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>>13527546
Yeah, I've kind of been on a bender of looking at shit in a grimly realistic way lately. All the cutesy fun stuff around here, but nobody stops to think how bloody and fucked up it would actually look to see a girl change species (or mutilate themselves trying)

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>>13527558
Profile was updated to include frontgina, the Q&A thing is KC being panderus prime, give fans wiggle room.

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>>13527562
>You know what you gotta put on.

An apron!

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>>13527554

Because rape is wrong. Forcing him to do things with you is wrong. Those are bad thoughts.

If you have bad thoughts then you are a bad girl and bad girls have to be punished. Bad girls have to hurt themselves.

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>>13527561
>Is that what you're telling me? That it;s logical to assume they have periods?

It is depending on how human you determine their genitals to be. Hell, it's so hard to get monsters pregnant in MGE, they've probably got worse things wrong with them than having periods.

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>>13527593
Well there was that one about a spider girl turning human a while back

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>>13527579
That's not fair.

A comparable analogy would be a MG forcing her husband to grow a second dick.

Which they don't. At least I'm pretty sure they don't.

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>>13527600
And suddenly I'm in the mood for Silent Night, Deadly Night.

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>>13527600
Oh fuck, She gonna cut her wrists and then progress to her monster parts isn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527600
But self harm goes against your principles of self preservation! Your instincts! Your nature!

YOU SHOULD NOT DEFY NATURE

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>>13527604
Yep, I remember that one. I was the one who tried to tackle a girl turning into a lamia. Long story short: Losing & regrowing enough bones to quadruple in length hurts.

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>>13527599
I was thinking collar, but an Apron is fine too.

>Your Lilim waifu will never mutter about Human Boys belonging in the Kitchen, to which you promptly head in there, put on a naked Apron, and begin cooking dinner, offering her "Dinner, or me?"

Alternatively

>Go in the Kitchen and surprise her by having sweets and Whip Cream on your naked body for her to eat

>>13527600
I want White Knight Lizards to leave, all men deep down want to be dominated and raped by a Monster Girl, it's in their nature. I know it's in mine.

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>>13527609
>Not fair

You cannot be serious. They take everything, even rape forcibly or mindfuck you into liking them, but a guy changing a MG to suit his tastes it's too much? Fuck you.

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>>13527622
>picture used is actually a lizardman

Okay, I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527620
and the changing in Endotherm to Ectotherm

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>>13527618
>YOU SHOULD NOT DEFY NATURE
Ah fuck. I can only hear that in a really deep voice after so many games with him.

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>>13527600
> Bad girls have to hurt themselves.
bad end

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>>13527622
>confusing being a sub with human nature.
Motherfucker, CHOICE is human nature. You're free to choose but don't assume you're the default.
I'm a switch and I want to have sex with my waifu where control can shift in an instant.
I also want to cuddle with her afterwards, but that's neither here nor there.

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>>13527622
Stupid shit bitchboys say for 200 Alex.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls would go full crybaby mode if you jokingly poked their flabby bits and called them "chubby?"

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>>13527620
Most MG transformations would be quite painful.

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>>13527640
>changing in Endotherm to Ectotherm
>Ectotherm

Death generally hurts, yeah.

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>>13527646
Cyclops

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>>13527642

[Deep tree noises]

http://images.wikia.com/leagueoflegends/images/3/3a/Maokai.move9.ogg?_ga=1.212905940.1585390931.1417722075

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>>13527564
>>13527601

Well shit. There ya go. I take everything back. In the creation of the womb there's no reason magic wouldn't optimize it to allow for re-absorption. That's kinda neat actually.

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>>13527646
Dragons, proud girls are always wound so tight any damage to their image fucks their shit up.

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>>13527658
They're too tsun for that I think. At least if we're talking about the standard dragon. She'd just be in heavy denial and stupidly stubborn about everything.

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>>13527658
>Chubby Dragon
Oh god I want to cuddle that so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Ma Kensei to go to MGE. Ducking and chucking MGs and ducking their attempts to husbandS him. He'd be an ero wizard.

Him teaching the men there martial and ero arts just to mess with MGs, it would be glorious.

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>>13527663
Classic tsundere, you pleb. You break through the tsun to get to the dere.

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>>13527673
No old dudes in muh MGE.

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>>13527658
>>13527663
>>13527664
I'd tell her I don't care how chubby she isn she'll always be my big strong dragon who can protect my smile, and I'll always love her. Then I'd wrap my arms around her and cuddle her soft body.

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>>13527571
>>13527575

>your normal schedule resumes
> a few days pass
>you are in the game
>you feel a strange breeze
>like someone is blowing on your dick, which for some reason is no longer covered by your underwear
>as a cunning strategist (as all gamers are), you don't need to look down to know why your underwear is no longer on you
>gentle pressure on inside of knees
>someone is requesting closer access to your dick
>already hard
>a tongue flicks the tip
>password accepted, access granted
>there is licking
>but pressure on thighs keeps insisting for more room
>you realize that your legs are being spread open somewhat wider than last time
>your thighs are touching what seems like rather more girl flesh than last time
>there are also 2 distinct tongues licking you
>it suddenly occurs to you that while gaming is important, you ain't no fag
>cunning strategist you may be, but reasonable precautions are required
>for half a second, your attention was off the game to glance down
>definitely female, devil bug just as expected. only there is 2
>you are already back in the game, your mind analyzing the afterimage of your glimpse
>2 details stood out
>they eyes were staring at yours while their mouths worked
>they looked like twins, identical to one that visited you a few days ago
>but nothing to distinguish which one
>their licking is cooperative
>you have noticed that in addition to more attention to your penis and balls
>there are now hands massaging your inner thighs and somewhat stretched tendons as your legs remain spread open to make room for 2 girls
>with the fingers tracing and kneading the insides of your thighs, long term discomfort from the unusually wide stretch is not expected
>your game is in front of you
>and the head of your dick is surround by 2 sets of pursed lips
>slowly circling in perfect sync
>do you keep gaming?

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>>13527681
You are my comrade this day

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>>13527675
That doesn't change anything I said. Calling a dragon out on being a chubby chub won't get you dere, it gets you more tsun.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck a tsundere spider

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>>13527683
of course I keep gaming, I aint afraid of no Ornstein and Smough

[Anonymous No.]

Post spooky monstergirls

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>>13527680
Go away Japanese teen.

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>>13527692

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>>13527663
>'Diet'? What do you mean 'diet'?
>Dragon's forms are always the pinnacle of health & beauty
>I do NOT have any rolls!
>That? Th-that's nothing...
>OW! Don't pinch them like that.
>I refuse to sthahahahahand for thisinsoleheheheheheSTOP TICKLING ME!
>Fine. Perhaps I have gained a FEW extra pounds.
>But it's your fault for making such good food all the time!

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>>13527683
>keep gaming?
Of course. Whats the worst that could happen?

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>>13527700
How are you lactating? Did you get a visit from those Hathor people again?

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>>13527687
You gotta time it right, like when your hugging her from behind.
That's when you get her nice and ripe by trailing kisses along her neck before giving her chub a squeeze and commenting on it before nibbling her ear fin
By this point she'll try to go tsun only for you to know her right back into needy with a touch

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>>13527700
>But it's your fault for making such good food all the time!
Dammit, she knows compliments are my weakness.

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>>13527705
>not sucking on her breasts like a baby for over a month

The like a baby part is key here. This would actually do the trick for most women, and men. You're welcome, enjoy your nightmares.

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>>13527705
I do not know good sir.
Now if you'll excuse me I have some stray manticore Cubs in need of calcium

[Anonymous No.]

Hentai Kamen is the hero MGC needs

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>>13527692
Spooky butts.

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>>13527692

http://exhentai.org/g/798065/c91e023f03/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527692
http://i.imgur.com/aKKUkhg.jpg

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>>13527720
Read that the other day. Was pretty nice, for a SH doujin.

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>>13527663
Yes, I meant standard dragons. Wurms are too simple to care, although that might work to make her believe she's fat and bully her. Ryus would just ara ara and gently tease you back, or rekt your shit with a sick comeback while they ufufu behind their claws. Wyverns don't have a lot of pride, and might just work off the chub, since it's inconvenient for a mount to be out of shape, and Jabberwocks wouldn't give a shit.

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>>13527717
Gay

>But he's Japanese manly!

GAY.

>But he's-

GAY!

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>>13527741
It is explicitly gay. It's like you've never seen the full webm.

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>>13527692
Speaking of spooky monstergirls, how would horror movies work in MGC? Seriously.

I just saw House of 1000 Corpses last night, think maybe MGs would find that frightening?

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>>13527690
>>13527683

>the evening carries on
>your lap has become just a general feeling of wet heat
>sometimes punctuated by additional pressure or light feather teasing
>the never ending persistent attentions result in slow gradual buildups
>variable distraction from the game sometimes resulting in semi-denial as an orgasm is delayed
>no matter, inevitably once in a while your body seizes in orgasm
>they come upon you like an avalanche dazing with their intensity
>sometime well past midnight you feel yourself sinking
>your body no longer possessing wakefulness and strength to hold you up in your chair
>your trip to the floor is much more gently this time as 4 hands support you
>you debate attempting to rouse and catch the chair that has once again rolled out from under you
>but your face is softly covered by a pair breasts, as your head is gently hugged
>you aren't choking
>but in your sleepy state that feeling of warmth and lack of fresh air is enough to keep you on the verge of sleep
>your dick has found a wet home and a light weight settled across your hips
>even as you drift off to sleep with your head still cradled in armful of girl

>as you wake up to empty room, you don't even bother looking around
>if she didn't stick around last time, she likely wouldn't this time
>and you need to get to work - faster you get there, faster you can come back to the game

continued

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>>13527757
I'd imagine a lot of them would have different fears. Maybe jump scares would work though. That said, they would probably just feel like that movie was a waste of perfectly good human lives.

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>>13527757
They play up themes monstergirls fear. Like a wizard which makes your vagina disappear.

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>>13527764
Nigga, when you beat the game you better pull one of them up into your lap and hold and kiss her.

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>>13527764

>your messy apartment welcomes you and the take out food you grabbed on the way home
>you were never in the army, but your learned to shower and clean up for the evening in 10 minutes flat, including bathroom break
>because true gamers don't waste potential gaming time in long shower
>another free evening
>do you game

unfortunately done for the day. So this ends here - to those that answered yes, 4 days from now, evening gaming session is interrupted by 4 horny devil bugs. They are still gentle, but with 4 of them they no longer need to be docile in order to lull the weak gamer into a sleepy rape-able state. So the gaming session ends rather sooner as they just pull you out of your chair and rape you to sleep. Gamer that always just keeps gaming, won't have the strength to meaningfully oppose 4 insistent girls, particularly when those girls act in perfect sync as one small swarm.

True gamer should have shown strategic insight and cleaned up his place to keep on gaming. Bad end..

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>>13527741
>talking shit about seigi no mikata
You're gonna get your shit rekt, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527793
Whatever man, that's best end.
>Wake up
>Go to work
>Come home
>Eat
>Game until you pass out from exhaustion and orgasms
>Wake up again
>Go back to work
>Rinse and repeat
Just remember to grab one of them before you pass out and cuddle her like a daiki.

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>>13527757
>you will never get dragged to a horror movie by a manticore
>she will never tease you for getting scared, but also affectionately cuddles you for 'protection'
>she will never get so turned on by watching your reactions that she'll subtly milk your cock with her tail right there in the theater
>you will never struggle to keep quite lest everyone in the theater will notice

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG(s) would make the best chef?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527793
>bad end
Well, I guess for some it is. Guy got himself a bunch of gentle lovers and if he had cleaned up it might not have gone so well. He might have ended up with some shitty sadist instead.

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>>13527767
I would think jump scares are pretty universal, though there's probably some MGs who wouldn't care for them

>>13527770
>Like a wizard which makes your vagina disappear.
That would probably be a horror-comedy that goes everywhere, from space all the way to da' hood... Twice

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>>13527820
Ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527820
Your waifu

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>>13527817
>Repay your Manticore waifu by taking her out to see a mushy romantic movie
>She's not all that interested in it, but you can tell she's trying to keep focused because you brought her here
>During the passionate love making scene, sneak one hand into her pants and another around the edge of her tail
>She looks sidelong at you, you tell her to keep quiet
>Spend the rest of the movie teasing her - just enough to keep her going, but not enough to hit orgasm
>Movie ends
>She pulls you by the hand so the two of you can hurry home and fuck away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527838
I want to see a Holstaurus & Yuki-Onna team up to open up a custard shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527847
Meant to reply to >>13527820
>Captcha involves ice cream
U havin' a giggle, captcha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527326
So basically Blade but with monster girls?

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>>13527863
Yeah, but with less sadness at the end.
Just frustration.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl is interested in you
>Wants to do things "the human way" and woo you before she tries to fuck you
>You try to tease her until she breaks by doing things like rubbing your dick across her ass as you walk by her
>Get increasingly lewd
>She's trying really, really hard to control herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527824
>>13527824
>implying

the point was that they were being gentle as a way of lulling him while waiting to find more devilbugs willing to help in his capture. Not even the author but next time you're going to get raped by all four and their daughterus which you helped spawn by refusing to clean up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527817
>>13527846
Adorable. We really need more MG movie-buffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527869
Bud, he specifically said they are still gentle, just a lot more active. It's still a better end than a lot could hope for in that world. Besides, while they may not be good, devilbugs are far from the worst.

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>>13527869
They wouldn't all ready have daughters, you dingbat. The world would be overpopulated with just insect girls if that were the case. And there's literally no reason for them to rape him since he already lets it happen. They stay gentle, he falls asleep in a pile of girls. What's not to love?

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>>13527869
They're not mutually exclusive things. Gentle rape is a thing you know. Someone's going to be pedantic and say it's not but there's nothing stopping monsters from doing it slowly, affectionately, and whispering sweet nothing's into their victim's ears.

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>>13527868
Better fuck her before she goes crazy and starts harming herself to look more human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527868
Man, I'd love to tease a MG like that. It'd be important to know when to stop, though. Don't want to end up like that poor fuck from last night, teasing his childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527884
>want to go see Avengers 2 with Gazer waifu
>she starts muttering things about 'capeshit' and just goes back to posting about bane and cucks on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527868
I'd do this even when married with kids with my Holstaur wife. Pelviceration is fun every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527921
I think a good standard to set is if she starts crying, then teasing time is over.

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>>13527937
Then its hugs and apology time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527929
She has good tastes and deserves better than you

I don't even like monoeyes that much but I'd give her the love she deserves and not have shit tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527937
Depends on her disposition and species. Some skip the crying and go straight to the rape.

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>>13527941
Hugs and apologies, followed by the roughest, most loving sex on the planet. Sex so intense it'll set off car alarms, and so intimate it'll cause every man and woman in a radius of 30 metres to fall in love with each other upon sight.

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>>13527929
>Not watching Warlock Max:Furry Road

>A man and a one-armed Jinko saving a group of shotas kept as the harem of Immoral Kate
>Have to pass the territories of the spike Oni's and the Motorcycle Amazons
>Have to fight off the combined war parties of the Sithadel, Cheshire Town, and the Bully Farmer

[Anonymous No.]

Well it finally happened boys. Two of our drawfags made it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527965
Fuckin' nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527944
She pays for early access games and expects good things. Our shit taste balances out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527965

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527965
Neat. Hopefully this encourages other drawfags to produce more content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527980
How and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527989
>How
It's attention. People love attention. Imagine if KC saw one of our stories and brought it across to his nip audience? People love being noticed.
>Why
Oc is usually good. Sure you get some real shit, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh and figures maybe.

I have the rest of the anime stuff from Ryu if anyone's really interested. It's mostly VA interviews and stuff that we've already seen from the website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528002
When do we get a Suu figurine made out of memory gel?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get locked in a room with a bunch of soft Christmas Cake MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528009
You just wanna stick your dick in it.

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the cow.

Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528009
You know someone's probably gonna start making onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13525176
MGC Maid Central is happy to hear that you and your maid are a good fit and wishes you a clean and happy future.

Have a Kiki-tastic day.

Notice: Due to the issues regarding an overstressed Anubis and a Wurm. No Mistress profiles have been posted in some time.

Our good Anubis however has now returned to duty, and her office has been made Wurm-resistant. New profiles can thus be expected in the near future. Please keep an eye on your mailboxes.

I finished my thesis. Which means I can get back to writing some profiles, assuming I don't get distracted or get the thesis back with a fail. So expect some profiles in the future.

I think Yan mistress was up next.

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>>13527965
Good for them, those are both nice pics.

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>>13527895

actually reason to rape was that in both encounters, devil girl(s) did only oral on their target to weaken him. Since trying to engage him in full on sex, would have interfered with his gaming directly and was likely to lead to resistance. So until they were sure to be able to overpower their target, initial strategy was just to lull him into a exhaustion, rape him while he is barely conscious.

Point is, that now that they are in control, this guy isn't gaming or even going to work until he gets rescued

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528002
>Oh and figures maybe.
They better do a scale figure of Miia once the anime starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528011
>they're all Shirohebis and Oomukades

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528014

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>>13528012
That's the second thing I'd do with it. The first is see if I could mold her into imitations of the other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to not trust Lamias. They are evil hypnotists who will steal your soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528030
>Christmas cake Oomukade with large breasts and a little "health"
Worth dying for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528030
Fuck, I was hoping for at least a Kitsune and a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527961
>A several-days-long road trip wherein the group stops midway and turns around to go back home
Saw it, loved it. I have to see the original now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528002
>That tiny Manako
>That tiny Lala

I must have this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528014

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>>13528034
But she's a dyke, she'd probably scream if any of us touched her. Lesbians getting dicked is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528002
>Mero
>Born on Halloween

How tragic...

Also, I want some merc of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528002
Those are some cute figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528014
>>13528034
>>13528050

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528002
>Dat sling bikini on Rachnee

Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527868
That's just plain cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528037
I now slightly more wary about monstergirl caption pictures, especially if they involve hypnosis, ever since reading that one about a holstaurus who enthralls a farmhand.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never have a fairy waifu with a gangbang fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527965
What exactly did they made, through? Where can I find this and what is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528025
Are you the author? If not, I highly doubt they're gonna straight up interfere with his life to the point where he cannot leave to work to be able to afford things. His money will run out, his power will be cut and he'll starve to death unless you're doing that whole "survive on nothing but mamono mana" thing. And that's kind of against what they want. Also, bitches are flexible. She can fuck and still not interfere with his gaming. I just don't get what you're trying to achieve here. They had a nice thing going, why are you trying to ruin it? She could have overpowered him the very first night once he was out, and tied him up if she wanted. She didn't, so I don't see why they would suddenly turn antagonistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528016
Pretty sure bad dragon already has mare onaholes so there's Cerea right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527965
How 'bout that? Now we have famous drawfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528052
That's the best part, mindbreaking her to love dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528060
>ever since reading that one about a holstaurus who enthralls a farmhand.
Post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528060
>hypnosis

>"Ara ara~ hypnosis? That was just good old fashioned seduction."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528002
I hope they get Megahouse to do scale statues of the girls, and maybe Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528052
That's a pretty nice fetish you got there.

>>13528014
Well, I guess if she insisted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528011
>It's dark and humid. You don't know why you were thrown in here, but you can't see any way out of this room.
>Your hand reaches out without any real objective other than to feel for a wall or learn the characteristics of the room around you.
>Almost immediately your hand grabs a hold of a soft orb hanging from something larger than yourself. You mistake it for some sort of foreign plant until you squeeze it and recieve a supple moan in return
>"Ara Ara..." You hear someone say, so close that you realize now that the humid wind was actually the breath of some strange.
>"W-What?! Who's there!" You throw yourself against the wall hoping to put distance between yourself and the creature, but instead fall back into another pair of breasts even larger than the ones you had just jumped away from.
>"Ara ara!" From behind it cries out in a much more exasperated voice than the first one had
>Two scaly arms wrap around you like a trap and the humidty becomes unbearable as more and more things crawl from the dark corner of the room.
>"Ara ara..." "Ara ara ara." Ara?" All about you the voices multiply in every tone and variation until you can't even hear your own thoughts.
>More and more soft flesh touches your own as a multitude of hands snake their way across your body and bountiful breasts press their weight against you. The heat from their breaths make you dizzy with fear and arousal.
>The last thing you remember before passing out are your screams being drowned by the soft lips of the original creature you had encountered. Even while kissing she continues to repeat those terrible words "Ara ara."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528087
>Zip-up crotchplate
How and Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528041
>This man has never seen any of the Mad Max movies

That's like never seeing Star Wars, or Alien, or The Thing. Go get on it!

First one is a budget indy flick so go in expecting something Evil Dead-tier and you won't be disappointed. Some interesting stuff anyway. Night rider speech/V8 interceptor speech, etc. Road Warrior is the best of the originals. It's the Aliens of the franchise. Thunderdome is strange but entertaining.

But Fury Road might be the best of all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528097
Because he's Persona based on Izanagi, who IIRC either used one of Nippons or islands, or the entirety of Japan itself to dick the Earth to life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528095
I wish I could die that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528085
It was extremely /d/ tier. He fucks one of her nipples while she feeds him from the other, so he's cumming in one boob while being nourished from the other.
Then she pushes him inside her boob through the nipple, penetrates him with streams of milk through every orifice until he breaks down and melts into more milk, orgasming the whole while.

So, considering that, I think I'll refrain from taking the time to find it again just to post here.

[Anonymous No.]

First for shy Cockatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528095
Lucky bastard. Hilarious, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528095
>Death by ara ara
hng

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528113
>tumblr hair

would bang though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528106
>he's a Persona based on Izanagi
That I knew
>Dicked the Earth to life using Japan
...That I did not.

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>>13528113
10/10 would turn to stone for.

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>>13528118
It's got tumblr written all over it. Holy fuck how does a website have its own art style?

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>>13528113
Cute as a button.

>>13528118
Considering its resemblance to a chicken's crest, I'm personally completely okay with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528086

>"No you definitely used magic or something"
>"Nope. Nothing of the sort~"

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>>13528095
Oh god, my boner was not prepared for this!

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>>13528113
Without the head she's perfect. Too bad is tumblr shit.

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>>13528113
Still cute, even with Tumblrface

[Anonymous No.]

Buff girls are cute! CUUUUUTE!

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>>13528129
>Holy fuck how does a website have its own art style?
Fortunately, the SJWs "artists" that draw the samey bulbous noses amongst other shit are only a minority.

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>>13528139
>>13528140

I like the long nose is cute and you can't stop me.

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>>13528095
More please.

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>>13528153
It's ok anon, some people like you must have shit taste.

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>>13528072
yes.
as for trying to achieve: I was going for "highly instinctual animal level intelligence"

My take on Devil Bugs mostly came from MGE entry + this story

http://mjm202036.pbworks.com/w/page/8689439/Devil%20Bug

where they are portrayed as basically animal-level of intelligence acting as a swarm.

I just tried to add more of the same - 'be non-threatening when few, hide out of sight when victim is fully awake and aware until numbers are on their side" - those all fall into realm of animal intelligence - only since they are MGs, I added them being good at pleasing guys (i sort of assume that would come on instinct to all MGs)

tool use like rope to tie him up, or comprehending what a job is and consequences of him skipping it would be going way past animal-level.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz Ghoul

Line 1751, Introduction to Vivian, light conversation. That's about it.

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>>13528153
I ain't even saying her face looks bad (it really doesn't). It just has that very obvious Tumblr style.

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>>13528141
I want to tease a buff Oni girl who reluctantly wears a frilly dress and then to get even she pulls me into her lap and starts to fondle and tease me relentlessly while her soft breasts push against my back.

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>>13528161
>mfw I was right about them being rape machines while every other anon wanted to believe they were gentle and loving

suck it fuckwads.

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>>13528164
>It just has that very obvious Tumblr style.
What does that mean?

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>>13528161
>where they are portrayed as basically animal-level of intelligence acting as a swarm.
Okay, so they don't have rational or conscious thought. Yeah, well. I guess that's deserving of a bad end. Damnit man, you made me think we was getting cute waifus.

>>13528167
No you!

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>>13528166
I wish to do the same with an extremely buff elf

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>>13528170
It means you can tell it either came from tumblr, or the artist's influences came from tumblr. they seem to have some how gained their own style, and what tipped me off was the nose, the way the eyes were drawn, the mouth, partly. A lot of tumblr artists do that tiny line, and the hair is pretty tumblr too.Like the other guy said, it doesn't look bad. It just looks tumblr.

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>>13528172
You know what's worse? They're one of the few MG's that can breed like craze. KC says that Devil Bugs are the most numerous MG of all.

Imagine that, in a world where you randomly encounter a monster for your wife, the thing you're most likely to get is a feral cockroach.

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>>13526431

Honestly if we were to go that route, i'd see Ares as more of a blanket/umbrella deity that focused on all the warrior races.

Then break that down with Hephaestus/Vulcan/Pele/Whatever the fuck for other denominations.

But again, that just shows how shit KC is at world building.

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>>13528141
Too bad she's shit.

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>>13528166
Do not tease the buff monsters.

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>>13528163
>lactating Wight
Perfect.

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>>13528184
>most numerous
MGs aren't that numerous though. There'd be no more than one or two living under your house, and no more than one in the filthiest of buildings. If they kept the breeding habits and cycles of the cockroach they'd over run everything.

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>>13526875

UNLEASH THE TUBE SHAPED OBJECTS.

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>>13528192
Got to love some chilled milk.

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>>13528194
They're stated to be the most numerous MG. Even if MGE is 90% humans, the fact remains if you randomly ran into one monster in your entire life, odds are it would be a Devil Bug more than anything else. That kinda sucks.

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>>13528190
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be a cuddleslut

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>>13528183
How the fuck did tumblr-nose start anyway? I mean, I get the idea of having a little variation, but when did that turn into being big ass ugly red schnozzes 90% of the time?

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>>13528198
TUUUUUUUUUUUUBES

http://i.imgur.com/Oj6Mlvi.jpg

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>>13528184
They and large mice right?

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>>13528163
>More ghoul
Oh boy. A good evening after all. Anyways, dat Lich. They are already at the top of my list, but damn. I think she got overshadowed by Lily though. That scene. So good. Well... until the abrupt end. That hurt.

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>>13528205
They are not particularly fond of it.

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>>13528211
I too have this dream

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>>13528215
Probably people imitating that old 1950's cherry nose and ruddy cheek style from illustrated advertisements.

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>>13528211
>letting anyone hug you

Disgusting. I'm not even kidding.

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>>13528211

>Having your head against your MG waifu's chest as she has you pulled into a hug
>Also leg locking.

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>>13528190
I can't help it, they look fun to provoke and it enhances the snu-snu.

I want to go on a fancy date with a minotaur. She'd put on the most elaborate dress that took at least 10 minutes to get everything just right.
She'd also do her best to behave and have self control. Which is why I'd start dry humping her at the first opportunity. Just the thought of her stuck in this elaborate, expensive, dress while her instincts are telling her to ravish me into next week. But I'd keep dry humping her, without saying much. Just that single forward action until she can't take it anymore. When she finally tears off her clothes in a lustful frenzy and pushes me onto the ground we'll both enjoy the test my pelvis will be put through.

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>>13528223
Still gonna do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528230
Your Majesty, we were not expecting your return so soon.

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>>13528223
I wanna play a song on that ass

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>>13528129
>>13528139
>>13528140
> tumblrface
I see it more as the face of a Wakfu character.
She looks cute enough to distinguish her art style from tumblr to me.

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>>13528215
They said satan's greatest trick was convincing man that he didn't exist. they lied. It was the tumblr nose.

>>13528203
Not really, man. If there are a thousand monstergirls, and a million devil bugs, but that entire million was locked underground, they are still the most numerous, but you won't come across them. It's like that. I'm seen maybe one cockroach in this past week? That alone indicates like, about 50 hiding from me, but that doesn't mean all 50 are running around. You'd run across one stealing some food late at night, but she'd scamper pretty quick. Though if you live in a monster neutral city, yeah, there's be a few devil bug gangs roaming near gutters and in sewer systems.

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>>13528203
Standard succubi too. They're the default monstergirl and they seek humans out.

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>>13528245
Wakfu is pretty tumblr tho.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna raise a monster girl to be modest

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>>13528253
Standard succubi still have the breeding problem most monsters have. They're numerous because of monsterization.

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>>13528203
but they aren't waifu material. You run into them, you escape, or you get fucked into a mini-coma until you become useless to them. They don't have any magic or pheromones or poisons to really push your body past its limits. And they would tend to stick around general population, should be relatively easy to get back to civilization out of their clutches - so I don't see them as sucking, more like interim endurance training at worst, minor pest at best.

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>>13528239
Uh...

OH!' I'm not KGA.

Seriously, hugging is reserved for family, close friends and lovers. Hugging with a stranger during an emotional moment is cool too, but that's the line.

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>>13528263
I know. I meant you'd probably encounter succubi the most. Probably more than or equal to Devil Bugs.

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>>13528235
>leg locking

Tell me more...

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>>13528260
And I want my own island but...

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>>13528220
Glad you enjoyed it
>Overshadowed by lily
I try not to, honestly.

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>>13528268
KC has literally said that Devil Bugs are the most numerous, followed by Large Mice as #2 and then we just know succubi are common because of monsterization. But he's never put a rank to it.

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>>13528276
It could be done

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>>13528280
Just becuase something is more numerous, doesn't mean you're more likely to encounter it. It's like a tip of the iceberg thing. You only actually see 5% of it.

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>>13528280
I was talking about how often the average human would encounter them, not their population size. Chinese is the most common language but it's nowhere near as widespread as English or Spanish. Same sort of thing.

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>>13528140
>>13528139

Let's be real here, the face is alright, even if the art is from Tumblr. She does neither looks like a tranny nor have a nutsack for a nose, on top of that, she doesn't seem to have any hints of "progressiveness". In fact, she looks sufficiently sexualized to piss off SJWs.

The hair is weird, but I suppose the artist tried to make it resemble a Cockatrice's plumage color scheme.

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>>13528235
>Yeti pulls you tight into her snuggle lumps
>locks legs and rubs your back until you fall asleep from the comfiness

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>>13526875

Activate the thing in the crate I was supposed to be shipping to the front.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68I3j2luW64&list=PL8632AECF33C8A69C

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>>13528217
>>13528198
THE INTERNET IS NOT A BIG TRUCK

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>>13528284
Bad comparison, one iceberg is not 10,000 lurking in the deep. Tell me, who the fuck has not seen a roach at least once in their life?

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>>13528259
Good point.
It's better than that one drawfag's tumblrface though.

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>>13528284
That's even scarier, actually.

>see a mouse girl scurrying into a hole in the wall
>tear it down
>wall is filled to the brim with mouse girls
>every wall

[Anonymous No.]

Which monsters are most likely to screw up exclusive cuddling time into straight up sex because you got a boner from the cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528248
>>13528264

Except bog standard humans can't really beat any monsters in MGE. You'd be walking down some dark street one night when some antennae and a head would pop out of a gutter like It and pull you down for rape, rape and more rape.

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>>13528278
I know, man, and I didn't mean it in a bad way. Once we get some actual stuff with her, outside of an introduction, I'm sure she will spike up for me, but as is Lily is just too cute. And lewd, apparently. Aside from that, I just sorta skimmed over it once Aoife gets talking, so I can't say much more about it. Keep it up, friend.

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>>13528302
All of them? Except maybe dormouse and alice.

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>>13528302
All of them.

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>>13528302
>tfw get boners from cuddling
This is why I refrain from touching other people. I gotta figure out a way to stop this.

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>>13528302
All of them except probably dormouse.

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>>13528297
>Bad comparison, one iceberg is not 10,000 lurking in the deep.
Yeah that's fair enough. But as for not seeing roaches, how often do you see roaches compared to everything else? Cause compared to the times I see birds and spiders and other insects and ants and shit, it's pretty rare. I only see them when it's late at night and the lights are off.

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>>13528158
>when you come to there's something gently rocking itself on your hips. Each cycle of the movement brings forth a new cry of pleasure from the creature's lips.
>Your eyes have adjusted to the dark much better than before and you finally catch a glimpse of your assailant, a naked woman at least a foot taller than you with red hair draping over her shoulders and onto your skin.
>Her shoulders give way to green scales which climb down her arm and onto her gauntlet like hands. They remain firmly planted to the ground beside your head to keep her stable above your body
>Her breasts are each about as large as your head and they swing like pendulums hanging only inches from your face.
>"A-Ara! Araaa!" She gives you a low moan and you feel something contracting wildly around your dick. The true nature of her movements become obvious as you shoot into her womb with no desire to do so outside of the physiological reaction.
>The two of you stay like that for a while, her breathing comes in gasps and droplets of sweat make their way down to you from the vigorous activity.
>She finally stands up to reveal a long snake-like tail that begins just beneath her genitalia. The scales manage to glimmer brilliantly even in the darkness as she slowly cleans herself of the floor's filth and disappears into the farthest corners of the room, which themselves extend far beyond what your eyes can see.
>You get to your feet after the sound of her tail slithering in the dark fades into the farthest reaches. Your legs wobble weakly and your vision spins for a second, but you recover before falling.
>The space around you is not the same as from where you entered. beneath you lies a stony floor covered in soft moss and the walls themselves are more cave-like than before
>More importantly, there's no door to behind you. No matter how you look at it, you're trapped here.
>Your investigation is cut short by the sound of someone trudging closer from the darkness. They can't be far.

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>>13528305
>muh invincible onsters
>again

300 replies omitted.

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>>13528289
I've seen this guy's stuff before, I just can't place a name to it.

It MIGHT be the same guy who drew up that blushing ogre in a dress, but I'm probably wrong. I do know the guy has done more MG works though

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>>13528290
Oh god. Why do you bring this to mind. Suffering.

>>13528302
Well, I mean, going strictly from MGE stuff, that is exactly how a Yeti gets a husband. Aside from that... All of them?

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>>13528318
Hire a mofu monster to be a sadist cuddler until you're "cured"

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>>13528308
Naw, I didn't really take it negatively. And you probably won't see much vivian unless an idea hits me, she's a pretty typical "locked at the top of her tower studying" lich. That and her daughter bullies her with her massive tits whenever she leaves so yeah. Same with the snow elf, she's less a security guard and more a bodyguard for the Lich. Is there something that needs to be fixed about the dialog?

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>>13528325
That wasn't invincible monsters. He's saying all the NPC characters can do jack shit against them. That's pretty much outright stated, and is present in every other RPG.

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>>13528325
That's just how it is in MGE. I don't like it, just saying how KC wrote it. People are talking about MGE in this conversation, so it's bound to come up.

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>>13528325
Fuck off if you don't even know to read

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>>13528321
True, but what makes you think the roach you saw on the kitchen counter is the same one you saw in the bathroom?

DUN DUN DUN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528324
She's a Dragon?

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>>13528348
>Peasant campaign in DnD
Never have the lowest levels of combat been so exciting

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>>13528324
That's the good stuff anon.

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>>13528302
wurms would become incredibly happy and rape you because they think you want it

most lamia types would 'fufufu' and slowly coil around you while kissing you deeply

buff types like onis and jinkos would show you a devious smile before pushing you down and mounting you

harpies would dig their claws into your skin as hard as they can without cutting into you and then slowly initiate

cowtits would immediately bury your face in their cleavage while seductively telling you that you can touch and grope as much as you like

spidergirl would wrap up your lowerbody and get to work on exciting you as much as possible while still denying you the pleasure of cumming

centaurs would act disgusted momentarily before pushing you against a wall with their asses and telling you to have their way as if they don't want it

undead would remain completely still but begin to slowly gyrate so that you become even more excited and eventually pop

dragons would laugh at how pathetic you are before telling you that they'll grant your obvious desire

swarm types like devilbugs and micegirls would become incredibly aroused and lose themselve in the animal instincts before calling their sisters to help keep you down

succubi... are succubi

No matter what happens you aren't leaving with your hips intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528356
Y-You think that scares me? How about this? What makes you think that the skeleton girl inside you today is the same skeleton girl as yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that a good elf is a broken-in elf.

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>>13528349
>just how it is

More like what a lot of people here focus on, any jackoff can become a hero on his own right, but no, monsters too stronk, when its a damn hugbox and you can have it however you want.

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>>13528346
>That and her daughter bullies her with her massive tits whenever she leaves so yeah
Poor girl. Feel bad for her. Well, that's fine too then, the characters we have now are more than enough anyway, I think. And not exactly. It's more of a personal preference than anything you should fix.

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>>13528326
>>13528113
>>13528118
>>13528129
>>13528151
>>13528139
>>13528245
>>13528140

The artist's name is "my pet tentacle monster" and he posts on HentaiFoundry as well as Tumblr.

So, does that mean not everything that comes from Tumblr is shit by default?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528370
I'm going to marry an elf and make her happy, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528367
4spoopy7me

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>>13528370
I'm tired of this meme. Can't we do anything worthwhile with Elves like pic-related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528377

He looks like Ramza Beouvle

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>>13528374
Okay, cool, so long as it's not so bad it's actively putting you off I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528382
>yandere
What, again? Weren't you guys satisfied with the succubus greentext yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528392
It doesn't have to be yandere. I just want to see shit that isn't "hurr raep da elf".

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>>13528377
Just remember to brake her in first, ok?
You wouldn't want to wake up to having trees growing on your bed, or an arrow lodged in your skull.

>>13528382
>meme
Elves are universally raped for a reason.

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>>13528392
There's some niggas in here literally keeping track of all the yandere stories that come out at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528370
>Want to read some elf doujins
>Everything is futa
Why does Japan consistently have such intolerable taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528398
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528392
Not him, but yandere is great. I wanna enable one so bad. I wana open my window and startle one stalking me, before noting that "It's cold out. Come in and I'll fix us both some hot chocolate." And then when she tries to leave I'd be like "What are you talking about? It's so late. Stay here. My bed is plenty big. W-Wait. Where are you going? Why are you leaving? The door is deadlocked, you're not getting out that way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528403
Just write a story about how you castrate a futa elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528395
Well then, I can agree with that at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528392
There can never be too much yandere. You don't WaNT To LeavE Us, Do YoU ANon??

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528403
>>Everything is futa
Not really.
Are you looking for slave/mindbreak doujins, or more like-vanilla stuf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528366
Well, at least there'll be post sex cuddles. Until the boner comes back.

Now, I can sort see why married couples lose track of time so easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528412
Perfect. Out-yandere-ing them just enough to throw them off and turn them into big, devoted fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528387
Nah, it would take quite a bit to put me off fully from reading one of the only things I'm actively following anymore, since you mentioned the story wont get into some suffering bullshit. Most that could happen is I skim over some, and that's pretty normal I think. Especially since I was one of the people that brought it back to your attention a while back. That'd be pretty shitty.

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>>13528398
Go be a faggot somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528375
Not even close.

There are a lot of bad Tubmlr artists, and people who host art there tend to pick up certain techniques, but there are plenty of artist on Tumblr who do good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528395
I suggest you write it yourself because rapin da elves is olev.

I didn't choose da ork life, da ork life chose me.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528366

Man just imagine how most MGs would react if they caught you checking them out in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528428
>>13528409
>No fun allowed.png
And some say it's domfags who complain all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528412
>>13528422
Tryon to out yandere a yandere is one of the worst things you can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528437
Yeah, I wonder who those people are...
Guess we'll never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528438
>Not out-yandere-ing your monster waifu to the point of scaring the shit out of her and making her plead you to stop

This is true satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528423
Nah I just meant in the sense of "blegh they are talking again". And it wouldn't be shitty or anything, I'm thankful for the push.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528113
everything
i give my all for a cockatrice
even for that tumbler trice
since cockatrice is my favorite MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528438
What? Why? Just steer clear from murder suicide territory and you get a happy, fluffy, posessive moe blob

[Anonymous No.]

Spidergirl childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528412
Psychotic women do not appeal to me

Personal opinion aside, the problem with yandere stories here is that they all seem to follow the exact same path, to the point where you could pretty much just blank out the species and fill in your own. Plus typical cop-out "crazy" bullshit, such as the random caps like >>13528418 has

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528453
>cockatrice is my favorite MG
That isn't something I ever expected to read. Ever.
Why is she your favorite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528438
I'm not a fucking retard anon. If I feel it's going too far, I'm out. Yeah I may have to kill her, but if she's fucked up enough for me to get to that point she probably needed to go anyways.

>>13528451
This nigga is my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528463
God damn that's so adorable. I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528451
No anon, you don't understand

>Speaking of my own personal methods for dealing with yandere that might not work for some people, when a girl I'll accept becomes yandere for me, I become yandere for her. That's right, all that crazy shit. No looking at other men, not allowed to leave my presence for more than 3 hours, etc. I'll stalk my precious yandere all the time and make sure no other men can get near her. Well, at least at first.

>The problem with continuing this practice is that you can't out yan the yandere. It would only drive her to a higher state of mental instability. Think about it - you're stalking her everyday. She realizes it's YOU who's the third person walking by her to the grocer's, or getting her car fixed, or chatting with the neighbors as people jog by. She starts wondering, "does he think me unfaithful? But... but that's impossible. It's just him I care for - only him!"

>Then the attempts to reassure herself begin. More painful, scarring sex play, just to let you know "this body is only for you." No matter how violent or messy, she does it with a broken smile. The meals become dull as she starts going out less and ordering in more. Minor things she can pick up from faceless stores to show you that she doesn't NEED other people, so long as she has you. The artwork of herself she leaves in your desk at work (should you bother to show, as you're so busy being full of her and dumping bodies of the ones who'd dare even glance...). The jagged crying night sessions - tears spilling down her face as she smiles delightfully, her voice full of laughter as she takes on any abuse, just for you.

1/2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528463
i don't know everyone seems to go with what fresh but i just looked back and found cockatrice and just well like them more then most so i'm sticking to what i like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528453
>since cockatrice is my favorite MG
Respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528471
Yangire =/= yandere, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528466
>>13528457
See >>13528471

>The moment of broken screaming when she realizes despite all this devotion, you STILL don't trust her.

>And then you walk in one day and find that she's jammed the biggest kitchen knife she could find into her sexual organs. That tearful, joy-filled face saying, you know, darling, you were right, my thoughts were impure and clouded by other faces, so I punished myself, but now it's fine. I've punished those involved, too, those evil people that caught me in my moment of weakness・

Don't do it mang, just love her and let her know you know she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528487
Yangire is crazy violent bitch who snaps for any reason and doesn't care who she hurts, this is an example of devotion, it's yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528471
>>13528490

That only works if you're an idiot. If she tries to hurt herself for your sake just turn it around on her
>What do you think you are doing? You are the woman I love and I'll never let any one hurt you. Even if it is you.
>Don't you see? I have to do this now
>For us
Then tie her hands behind her back and spend the night cuddling and telling her how much you love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528452
Oh. No. The dialogue in it has been largely fine so far, so as a whole it's not that, just a specific thing. Have them chat it up if it seems like a good idea or scene.

>>13528463
Man, that is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528500
You say that, yet I've seen other yandere fans argue that yangire starts when the killings start.

And considering you wrote about disposing of bodies...

[Anonymous No.]

>be born a set of twins
>you and your brother love monstergirls
>one day you get lucky and find a pair of delicious MG twins
>You and your brother marry them
>some time passes
>get a wicked idea
>convince your brother to try husband-swapping and see if the wives notice
>get into bed with your in-law
>she's kinky as fuck
>much better than her sister, your wife
>could get addicted to this
>approach your brother, convince him to keep up the ruse until they notice
>he agrees, you get to keep banging that skilled MG wife of his
>a few days later, banging your sister in law
>Getting that amazing fera, ball licking and all
>"By the way anon, if you really wanted to fuck me you could have just asked."
>go full what
>how did she know
>"Of course we knew immediately. Your cum tastes completely different."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528503
>That only works if you're an idiot. If she tries to hurt herself for your sake just turn it around on her

>>What do you think you are doing? You are the woman I love and I'll never let any one hurt you. Even if it is you.
>>Don't you see? I have to do this now
>>For us

I like it, but it's too weak for it to really reach a yandere, you need to be more forceful.

>How dare you hurt yourself when you already know that your body, all of it, belongs to me and me alone.
>By hurting yourself you've also chosen to damage my most precious treasure.
>You'll pay back this damage with your undying loyalty from now on, mongrel!

Then you rape her until she realizes that you feel lust only for her and nobody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528458
>Move to a new house
>Go to check out the backyard
>nice big tree by the fence
>Go to check it out
>'Hi there!'
>Suddenly 6 red eyes in your face
>Fall back on your butt
>You look back at your assailant
>It's an Arachne, hanging down from the tree by a thread
>Her long black hair hangs down (up?) from her head
>She flashes a mischeivous grin, small fangs visible
>'Hehe, sorry about that.'
>She flips over, helping you back up
>'So you're the new kid moving in?'
>'You wanna play a game together?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528460
Because people condense the types into one, and shit like that is common because we're here for the crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528506
>just a specific thing
What specific thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528471
>>13528490
What kind of inexperienced faggot are you, even? You're forgetting all the -dere and going full yan. Where are the forced cuddles, the constant reassurance that you love her more than anything else? Where is the tender yet forceful intimacy? For fucks sake, where is the love? You're just a stalker who is just as unhealthy as she is (if not more.) To truly conquer a yandere, you have to be in a sound state of body and mind. You have to be healthy so that she can too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528514
I didn't write that, and the bodies she's disposing of are of rivals, clearly she's the second type taken to the extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528516
I'm not giglgamesh, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528517
>Hit with baseball bat [x]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528517
>call your onee-san to scare her away [x]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528515
For a second there I thought this was going to be NTR. Still, I think you should go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528526
She's yandere, not the guy.

You like obsessive/possessive don't you?

Alsp

>yandere
>healthy
>ever

I love them but I don't kid myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528517
It'd depend on the game, but maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528517
If I had an Arachne childhood friend, I probably wouldn't be an Arachnophobe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528517
>innocent child says yes, has no concept of racism yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528519
>shit like that is common because we're here for the crazy
I can't argue with that, you know what you like, and more power to you cause of that.
I guess my dislike for yandere stems more from the lack of variation in stories than anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>You were walking home after a day of working. The sun had started to set.
>You decided to take a different route home because what the heck
>Oh hey a farm with Holstaurus
>Man they sure do have some big-
>"Hey!"
>Aw fuck. The Holstaur you were checking out waves to you. You stammer out an apology.
>"Oh there's no need to apologize. I don't mind at all."
>"So you like these huh? If you want, just climb over the fence and I'll give you a closer look!" she says with a wink

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528515
>Girls pretending to be fooled and letting themselves be fucked

Mmm, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527426
>>13527445
>>13527465
>>13527471
>>13527495
>>13527510
The exact answer KC gave when asked about it is that all centaurs have the capacity to develop a second vagina if there is a mutual desire between her and her husband for more intimacy that they only think can be achieved through the use of a frontgina.

Therefore one could assume that a centaur without a partner, let alone one who desires it, would not have one on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528557
>[X} try to hide boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528557
RAPE THE COW!
DO IT NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528557
>approach shyly, meekly gaze at her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528517
>YES
man image all the cool things she can make with the silk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528517
I want my mommy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528544
>She's yandere, not the guy.
Of course she is, but the point we're talking about is the guy faking yandere and beating her yandere with his.

>You like obsessive/possessive don't you?
Of course I do, both giving and getting.

>yandere
>healthy
>ever
Maybe not, but I like to think I could help her out of her dysfunctionality, even just a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528021
AWESOME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528578
> the guy faking yandere and beating her yandere with his.

And I'm trying to warn you, for both your sakes, don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528587
And I'm saying you don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528375
Of course not. Most artists just use tumblr as a means to share their work. Some act as sub-communities amongst their friends. But in the vast majority, tumblr's just a place for them to share their art, and that of their friends. Most artists, like actual good artists who're there for art, just straight-up ignore all the SJW political BS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528565

>As you do so she takes off her shirt and crosses her arms under her breasts and shakes them from side to side
>And then she walks closer toward the end of the fence
>"Now they're just barely out of reach for you. Come on over so you can enjoy them more!" She stares at you with a smile, still moving her breasts around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528604
Stop being a faggot and climb the damn fence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528548
But they could have a sense of arachnophobia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528515
What, so they're cucking eachother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528382
>"But I don't like headwings."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528522
It's not important. Like I said, it's just a matter of taste, I guess. Apologies if you took it to mean something else.

>>13528604
It's gotta be a trap. Has to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528604
>Muster up the courage to ask for a free sample of her milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528615
Twins are known to be fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528587
Your example just had the guy being a hesitant half and halfing shit. He wasn't even yandere he was just dickish about it. You need to actuallly be yandere to outyandere the yandere. I'm with the other anon, you have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528615
Not so much cucking, as two sets of twins who are married they basically consider each of the four of them in one marriage as opposed to two pairs of individual marriages.

That and some people have open relationships, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528517
qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528515
>Kinda sorta NTR
Meh. Very meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528604
Something funny is going on here.
I look for traps and invisible doors

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528625
That's the thing. I'm a twin, and I'm not THAT retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528621
I'm dying of curiosity tho. What is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528604
I'm probably gonna get pelviscerated if I give in. I've gotta resist her.
It's getting pretty hard to though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528627
Buncha damn swingers, they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528634
But you're not denying you are a bit retarded, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528627
Only shitty people, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528627
>open relationships
Anthony Burch pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528604
Run from the talking livestock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528640
Indeed, why else would I browse here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528635
>>13528621
Nevermind, if it's not important, it's not important. Still I'm curious as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528596
>>13528626

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528632
>>13528642
>>13528643
If it makes y'all feel better here's an alternate ending

>"By the way anon, how long are you going to keep this up?"
>go full what
>"Did you really think we couldn't tell who was who? I'm not your sister in law either. Did you only just now notice?"
>tfw outwitted, outplayed, outlasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528627
Just ignore 'em. No matter how much you try to explain it they're going to scream NTR and cuck anyway. Those terms lost their original meaning in favor of "anything not pure, virgin, and monogamous"

That said, keep writing if you want, since you already explained the four are all kosher with each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528627
So yeah, it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528657
Take your worse girl and leave this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528639
Well, the brothers at least were trying to play a trick. Doesn't say whether they went in with the intent to fuck each other's wives.

Meanwhile the sisters are likely 100% okay with fucking each other's husbands. I for one don't like the thought of my wife just happily fucking my brother with no thought about it whatsoever. (Not that I have a brother, but still.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528604
THIS!>>13528624

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528659
You're still a gigantic faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528659
Hah.

Maximum kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528627
>open relationships
Oh, you mean retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528657
Stop wasting the damn images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528557
>Farm mgs just call out to people as they pass by

>Going for a walk early in the morning through the farmlands
>First you have to pass by the horse stables owned by a local trainer
>As soon as you're in sight of the fences a young centaur gal is waving as wildly as she can
>She's beckoning for you to jump the fence and join her on the other side
>You refuse, but enjoy a pleasant conversation with the young centaur who fervently keeps up with you through the entire distance
>Nearing the end she asks you once more to jump, begging and offering everything from riding on her back to running away with you
>You laugh heartily and thank her, but refuse once more while trying to amicably say goodbye.
>She kicks the air with her hind legs out of frustration.
>As soon as you get her off your tail you have to pass by the free-range chicken harpies.
>They're annoying for different reasons
>"Mate?" "Mate?" "Breed?" "Cum?" The flock notices you and immediately assaults the fence, sticking their head out and repeating the simple phrases.
>They squack with frustration as you finally leave them behind, the sound of ruffled feathers fills the air as infighting breaks out.
>Finally comes your favorite part of the walk
>The sheep girls are already waiting for you with their heads placed as close as they can go with the fence in the way.
>"Anon's here!" You hear one call out as more gather near the fence waiting for their turn
>You gently stroke their wool and pass your hand everywhere that they let you.
>Most respond with gentle cooing and happy giggling, a few of the more desperate ones try to grab your hand and pull you in but they're much too weak to force you any closer
>By the time you reach the end the majority are satisfied except for one or two who cry for more even as you wave goodbye.
>You break into a fast jog as you reach cow territory
>You don't really like them much since one of them pinned you down under her milky tits and begged you to milk her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527372
http://pastebin.com/E0GJVkCd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528678
We're going to fall of the board before we reach the image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528665
Didn't have one with Suzuha, okay?

You're still a faggot though.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13528676
Data suggests it's the way that humans are meant to act though. A very small percentage of humans actively admit it though. The rest of us are split pretty much half-and-half between those who want to be monogamous, and those who want to be polyamorous, but don't admit it to themselves and thus play at being monogamous.

The problem comes when the latter group interacts with the former, and well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528688
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528678
I have posted a grand total of one image this thread, and I'm planning on deleting it, get off my nuts before I change my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528691
>Data suggests
What data?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528688
>those chins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528692
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528688
Oh look, it's the shitty monsterboy self-insert

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528688
>>13528692
>>13528698

Further progress on your comic .less?

Neato.

They're gonna fuck him up, aren't they? Literally, or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528691
Are you trying to apply that shit monstergirls, or are you just a genuine cuckold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528699
Isn't that just an incubis?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be racist to spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528708
k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528707
Is a headcanon incubus who is pretty much a monsterboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528707
Shh, he wants to fit in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528681
>>You don't really like them much since one of them pinned you down under her milky tits and begged you to milk her.
How would one escape such fate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528707
MGE incubi don't really look any different from normal humans by default. It's more like a human-variant or stronger human than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528681
Sheep a best. Daww'd all the way home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528698
Gee, I wonder what will happen next...

"Freeza defeated" you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528692
Mari has a rather long tail.

>>13528707
I think it's an OC someone wanted less to draw one time and he decided he liked the OC so he uses it as a male character whenever he wants one. I don't think it's actually a self-insert, but I don't know for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528698
>>13528692
>>13528688
>monsterboy

At least imgur that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528688
>>13528692
>>13528698
He may be the embodiment of .less being a total faggot, but I still feel a bit bad for him.

Nobody deserves to be raped by shit monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528708
No, I don't want spiders in my community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528707
Incubi don't have horns nor claws.

Black sclera is the only thing that may be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528668

>You looked around nervously. A bit paranoid about something being off. But you saw nothing out of the ordinary.
>The Holstaur was curious and looked around with you
>"What are you looking for?" She inquired.
>You weren't sure how to answer that so you kept quiet. But you had to ask...
>"Can I have some milk?"
>"Of course you can have a free sample!"
>You made up your mind and climbed the fence. >The Holstaur stood back and spread open her arms to catch you.
>You sort of fell awkwardly on top of her. But she didn't seem hurt. She giggled and moved your head between her breasts
>"As promised..."
>You lift your head and start sucking on her breast. She moans and moos and response.
>"Thank you...It's been over a week since i've been milked. "
>She hugs you from behind. Stroking the back of your head with one hand as you drink her milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528681
I want to walk past this farm during a bad storm that causes all of them to escape so I get captured and raped by all of them and become a farmslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528730
Oh it's time to run now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528688
>>13528692
>>13528698
Hey .less you're a faggot for using monsterboys, at least use imgur or something else next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528730
Aw. Hug her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528731
>farmslut.
That's not a thing, Anon.
The farmhands would just rescue you after a while and chastise the monster girls for escaping raping you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528732
If he could look up, he's see her grinning insanely, a grin so wide her teeth show. With flaming eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528692
>>13528698
>>13528688
Hey .less

I don't really mind if you use this kind of monsterboy, he looks pretty innocuous compared to say a lamia boy or a spiderboy, now that would be cancerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528714
When you dig a hole deep enough, the only way out is to keep on diggin

>>13528730
Milk her other breast with one hand, lower the free hand to God's Territory(tm)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528517
>>13528533
>>13528537
>>13528545
>>13528548
>'Oi, bro. What's going on out there?'
>Your Oni sister comes out from the house, baseball bat in tow
>She grabs the arachne by the scruff of the neck
>'You trying to mess with my bro?'
>The little Arachne is freaking out in her hands
>'Sis, let her go!'
>'She was just saying hello!'
>She stares down the terrified girl in her hand
>'You sure?'
>'YES!!!'
>She drops the poor girl onto the ground
>'I'll trust you for now. But I'm watching you.'
>She goes back inside, bat draped over her shoulder
>You help the Arachne to her feet
>'Sorry. My sister's a bit protective.'
>'Maybe this was a bad idea.'
>She quickly climbs back over the fence & out of sight
>Swell...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528730
A WEEK since she's been milked? Holy fucking shit, somebody save the poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528681
>pinned you down and begged you to milk her

And you didn't? What are you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528691
You're better off talking to the night threads than the day threads, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528740
I don't think I'll be the same after such an experience.

Hopefully one of them takes responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528655
It's all good, man.. I've got no problem telling people if there's an actual problem. Just keep on with it.

>>13528681
Sheep too good.

>>13528730
Oh boy. Here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528706
Oh fuck no. This is just what shit I read regarding sociology and shit seems to imply.

I firmly count myself on the side of humanity that genuinely desires a monogamous relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528730
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528747
Next time I see her, offer to play a game together, or maybe invite her in to see my vidya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528743
>welcoming any kind of monsterboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528747
Don't care, spiders are creepy.

I'm just going to go play with my Oni sis until a better neighbor moves in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528546
I'm an arachnophobe but I'd still fuck/marry the shit out of a spider girl, especially like that one from that, I think it was z-ton, doujin. The one where she 'rapes' a guy then he comes back and proposes to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13526875
I tell their General that even if she crashes my ship with no survivors, she's still a Big Dragon for me. And she will never ever be in Smash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528747
Run after our new friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528747
Ah fuck. Well, I guess we can't expect much more from an Oni. Lets hope we get a chance to make it up. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528756
>Humans are dumb greedy assholes
Wow what a surprise. Take your "the way humans are meant to act" bullshit elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528681
>harpies are seagulls

Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528776
It's more like "Humans are evolutionarily designed to prefer multiple partners". And despite modern cultures seeming to take a leaning towards monogamy, you still see this preference very clearly in at least half of the population.

You can't deny it. Even in this thread, with all the haremfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528773
Nah, leave the poor spider alone. Bully her any further and she'll cry to her buff thugdere goliath birdeater cousin to protect her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528783
And they're faggots, harem is shit.

Animals also like to eat their own feces, you gonna defend that too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528783
>you still see this preference very clearly in at least half of the population.
[Citation needed].

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528783
>"Humans are evolutionarily designed to prefer multiple partners"
Strange, I thought I had only one dick. Where is this "evolutionary" evidence you speak of?
>haremfags
Yeah, dumb greedy assholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528783
>You can't deny it. Even in this thread, with all the haremfags.
Not him, but he's gonna deny it anyway, probably with a strawman. Like I said, wait for the night threads, you'll have some anons who are more open minded and intelligent enough to debate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528795
"Open relationships" Don't even fly in the night threads, and don't imply that they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528795
>you'll have some anons who are more open minded and intelligent enough to debate

Get a load of this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528749
In fact, it's not recommended that you milk cowgirls you aren't intimately familiar with. A cowgirl who has gone unmilked for more than a week will amost always respond to milking with dilated eyes and near instant sexual excitation. This inevitably leads to them rutting and a desire to milk you using their wombs.

The correct procedure is to lay your hands flat on the ground and scream as loudly as possible. Cowgirls are much more empathetic to the pain of other creatures than most monstergirls and even an unmilked one will respond to what they percieve as causing pain with immediate desire to help in any way they can.

When she gets off of you and asks where it hurts and how she can help you need to take the opportunity to run away back over the fence before she realizes what happened and starts begging you to milk her again or becomes enraged and tries to run you down.

If you see them crying afterwards just remember that they are immensely strong and can have you underneath their bucking hips in just a single movement from when you try to innocently pat their heads to console the crying cowgirls.

pic related, cowgirls love baking sweets to use as bait for their future husbands.

DO NOT TOUCH THE COWS, DO NOT DO IT NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528795
Sorry, we can't all be as "open minded and intelligent" as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528792
Go pick up any sociology or anthropology paper dealing with human interactions and mating habits.

>>13528793
>Implying evolution is purely about physical design

I'll give you the dumb greedy assholes comment, but c'mon anon.

>>13528795
You're right of course, though only one anon tried a strawman.

>>13528799
>>13528802
Of course they don't, he's just saying that anons in the night-time threads are better able to have actual debates on controversial topics without it devolving into a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528803
>DO NOT TOUCH THE COWS, DO NOT DO IT NOW.
The Mooquisition would like a word with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528803
But if they all have those little bells on them I can't resist. It's too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

What is that unique monster part of your Monster Waifu where, if you pulled it she'd ___?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528515
>Brothers NTRing eachother
>Sisters NTRing eachother
>Husbands NTRing each other's wives
>Wives cucking each other's husbands
QUADRACUCKING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528795
>open minded and intelligent enough
I don't think anyone desires to be as 'progressive' as you, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528795
>more open minded and intelligent enough to debate
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528783
>modern cultures seeming to take a leaning towards monogamy
You mean the opposite, right? Modern culture is almost glorifying sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528814
Please don't become a meme, please don't become a mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528808
>evolution is purely about physical design
So, show me the evidence supporting your claims. I was being half facetious, but show the psychological design. You're throwing out claims like worms on bait hooks and you haven't backed anything up with evidence yet, this isn't even close to an "actual debate".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528808
>Go pick up any sociology or anthropology paper
>Sure, I made the claim, but I'm not gonna get the evidence
I didn't know I was speaking with a feminist.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna wear clothes made with spider silk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528813
she's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528814
Welcome to Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528803
Fuck you, I'm gonna touch the cows.

I'll touch ALL THE COWS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528803
Nah. Collars get in the way of neck nibbles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528842
>Collars get in the way of neck nibbles
And suddenly, any attraction I might have felt towards collars fades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528803
But I want to touch the cow. They are so sweet, and sweet girls are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528831
>>13528834
Honestly, the reason that I didn't, and don't want to bother, grabbing any references to these articles or papers or anything, is because at the end of the day, I really don't think they matter. Like >>13528825 said there's this whole thing nowadays where previously you had this double standard of men with multiple partners being good, and women with multiple partners being bad. And now, rather than trying to change the double-standard by discouraging people from looking at men with multiple partners as good, instead people discourage looking at women with multiple partners as bad. And there are all these justifications and points made about it. And reading them, they make sense. But y'know what? I don't care. I don't give a bloody shit.

So what if half of people want to be monogamous, and half just want fuck around? I don't even care if it's true or not. I'll just stick to the half that wants monogamy and leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528803
>You will never make strawberry shortcake biscuits with heavy whipping cream that you milked from your holst waifu's swollen tits
>And with strawberries freshly picked from your Troll neighbor's garden
>As a random act of appreciation of her putting up with you being married to her for 2 years already, and as a sign that you love the taste of her milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528858
>I'm gonna make wild claims because at the end of the day, I don't think evidence matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528808
>Go pick up any sociology or anthropology paper dealing with human interactions and mating habits.
Remember what thread you're posting in, anon, the average attention span won't stretch as far as scientific materials.
>I'll give you the dumb greedy assholes comment, but c'mon anon
I find it funny that most seem to only be considering the relationship aspect of it. There's also the subconscious urge to push out as much offspring as possible. Its why guys will cum a larger amount if there's competition around, and why the penis head has such a defined ridge; in order to scoop out a rival's seed from the womb you're porking.
>anons in the night-time threads are better able to have actual debates on controversial topics without it devolving into a shitstorm.
This, to a motherfucking T

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528868
You can choose to believe me or not. You can choose to go research it for yourself or not.

I'm saying it doesn't matter because we're both on the same side of the fence at the end of the day regardless of how we bicker about what's on the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would be best childhood friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528885
Kappa or Yuki-onna

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528885
shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528885
The one with glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528885
Dragons, except maybe Ryus.

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>>13528500
>>13528514

Yangire is just a crazy killer. No affection is required or implicit. Some people who didn't understand the term began mis-using it on MGG and people have copied him since.

So saying Yangire is like saying a Serial Killer. A serial killer could be killing for love, but the term does not invoke killing-for-love... just killing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528885
Spider

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>>13528888
>>13528890
So Shirohebi with glasses? And side braids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528885
Your favorite, obviously. I don't know, man. There are a lot that I wouldn't want to subject to teenage faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528885
The ones that love you but don't realize it and see themselves as only a friend to you.

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>>13528901
Shirohebi may not be so great.

Since in MG-land the majority of other people are females, and she gets super-jealous around females, having her as a friend could mean that you end friendless for most of your life (aside from her, of course).

It depends on if/when the super-jealousy drive kicks in, and to what extreme.

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>>13528885
Lilim

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>>13528910
>It depends on if/when the super-jealousy drive kicks in, and to what extreme.
Or if that's someone's fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528885
all of them

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>>13528915
Super-powerful artistocrat as Childhood Friend (TM)? Odds are her parents will buy you as a "toy" (slave) for their daughter and you'll be stuck in a gilded cage your entire life.

Not my cup of tea, but if you're into that sort of thing, go for it.

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>>13528885
Crow Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528916
Yandere, maybe. But the isolation from the rest of the world? Never being able to make friends and only being coldly polite to others? Loneliness will grind away at a man's spirit, my friend.

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>>13528887
>Yuki-onna
I don't want a crazy girl who comes back to me later on and freezes any other girls who get close to me

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>It's late summer, you decide to head out later than usual for your daily jog.
>The sun already set, everything is fading towards twilight but there's still a little bit of light out
>Head out running, start to feel a little faint
>Realize you forgot to eat anything for hours
>Ignore it, hope you can stomach it for the next two miles
>You can't
>Stop by the side of the road, dry heaving a bit
>Just need a little rest and you can probably head right back out
>You hear light footsteps approaching quickly
>"Hey? Are you okay?"
>From your doubled over position you see a pair of harpy legs
>Looking up for a brief second, you see a pretty girl with black feathers and white tips
>She's pretty cute for an Ostritch girl
>Tell her you're ok through a few labored breaths
>"Oh. Okay."
>She starts to jog away
>Another dry heave hits you, this one almost makes you puke
>She comes back
>"You're not okay at all! Come with me"
>After waiting for you to settle a little, she leads you back to her house

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528921
There's a greentext about a Lilim that buys the entire block where the guy lives so no girl is close to her.

So a yandere Lilim is nice I guess.

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Are there any turtle-like monsters that could become MGs? Kappas don't really count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528952
sounds cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528943
>I don't want a crazy girl who comes back to me later on and freezes any other girls who get close to me
Who the fuck implied that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528944
I like it.
>>13528952
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528952
>her
him*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528885
Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528944
Immersion broken, any sane person would walk right by him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528963
Yes I think it's that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528963
what a stupid reason to fall in love with someone

He should have been practicing his highjumps at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528957
Gamera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528969
Horny monstergirls wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528973
Yes they would, they could just go find another guy who isn't heaving his guts out.

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>>13528910
If she's only yandere to the extent that sheis nervous to talk to anyone but you, and has panic attacks when you're in danger, then it'll be fine, I'm sure

[Anonymous No.]

So what would MG pro sports be like? Could humans even compete? Stuff like Rugby would be kinda tough playing against Onis and such.

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>>13528972

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528977
Your headcanon sounds bleak

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>She lives in a modest (really small) place not too far away from your place
>The inside isn't really bare, but there isn't much decoration
>On the wall there are framed pictures of her doing a marathon
>She brings you a glass of water while you sit on a slightly stiff chair
>You ask her about the picture
>Oh that's from when I ran the Ultra for 80k
>You tell her that's impressive to look that good before a run
>"Oh that's from after I was done"
>You're amazed
>The two of you talk about running more
>She sits down on the seat across from you
>The two of you talk about running still
>Its gotten dark
>You thank her for the water
>Before you leave, she jots down her number and tells you to call her sometime
>You head out, feeling a lot better
>You ran easily after that

[Anonymous No.]

>Cleric Beast waifu finds out you like ASMR
>Wants do try ASMR for you
wht do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528978
You mean light yandere then.

At least, I think the unofficial scale goes:

- Light (a.k.a., not really) Yandere: Acts all flustered around you, gets jealous of others, clingy. Not really different from just regular old love-obsession.

- Medium (regular) Yandere: Commits crimes for love, like breaking-and-entering to sniff and steal your stuff, and to setup spy cameras.

- Heavy Yandere: Starts physically assaulting, kidnapping, or even murdering love rivals. Full blown serial killer mode. (Also what people who don't know what 'Yangire' means confuses with the word)
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>>13528992
>Cleric Beast waifu
Has this happened yet? I've seen monster girl Amelia, but I don't think I've seen anything else Bloodborne. Kinda curious, honestly.

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>>13528944
>>13528988
Dude, keep your greentext linked together, for your reader's sake
>>13528992
ASMR is tame, humor her a little

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>>13528992
>Cleric Beast
>waifuing that fucking thing.

No, dear god no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528997
Fuck, thought I did that. Thanks for the save kind anon.

>>13528988
Meant to add a reply quote to my earlier >>13528944

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528988
Well, she went out of her way to help, so she probably deserves a call.

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>>13528992

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528997
>humor her a little
>scratch scratch
>Nibble the ear
>SCRREEEEEECH
>ear licking noises
>scalp massages
>SCREEECH

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>>13529008
God damn, I've always wondered what the Japanese obsession (possibly confusion) with ASMR + ear licking is. I mean, I get they consider the ear a sensitive or erogenous zone, but listening to SLURP SLURP SLURP just doesn't do it for me. Am I the odd one out here, or does anyone else find it bothersome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529013
>but listening to SLURP SLURP SLURP just doesn't do it for me.
It fuckin' does it for me. Boy does it do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529013
Ear licking I don't get. But hushed breathing or whispering I understand. It's almost... personal, I guess? Because it's obviously close, and somewhat sensual.

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>>13528981
Sure they'd allow men in.

But if you manage to get injured by the enemy team get ready for your team to beat the shit out of the opposition.

They may also call a time out so they can tend to your injuries.

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>>13529008
I don't think I can deal with this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529006
Please do not bully the Blood Starved Beast.

I bet she'd be like a fully vampire if she was turned into a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529013
'Cause they're a bunch of Ferengi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528803
Nigga I'm gonna touch that cow till it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529026
Vilebloods already exist, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529026
Fluffy*

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>>13528760
>>13528772
>>13528773
>Next day, you go knock on the neighbor's door
>A motherly Arachne answers
>'My, my. If it isn't the little cutie who moved in next door. How can I help you?'
>'Hi, miss. I came by because I wanted to say sorry about what happened yesterday.'
>'Ah, yes. I heard about the little scuffle that happened. I'll go fetch her for you.'
>She disappears into the house for a moment, returning with the smaller Arachne in tow
>'What do you want?'
>'Hi, uhhh...'
>You realize she never even got to tell you her name
>'It's Katrina.'
>'Right. Look, I'm really sorry that my sister grabbed you yesterday.'
>'She threatened me with a bat...'
>'And I'm really sorry. She gets that from my stepmom. We got off on the wrong foot. Could we please start over?'
>A small smile crosses her face
>'Not a problem!'
>You introduce yourself to the young girl
>'Hehe, that's a pretty silly name.'
>'Hey.'
>'Sorry. So, were still up for playing my game?'
Playing games in between these updates. Might continue, might just stop soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528814
How is it NTR if all parties are in agreement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528944
>>13528988

>Give her a call a few days later
>Ask her what she's up to
>She says she's heading out for a run
>Ask her if you can join her
>She agrees
>You make sure to put on a little more deodorant than before
>Head out, meet up with cute ostrich
>She's in a skimpy pair of shorts and a sports bra
>"Hey anon. Ready?"
>The two of you start running in sync
>She's got the better endurance and a faster pace
>But you're determined to keep up with her
>Get a good workout in
>About to give, spot Ostrich out of the corner of your eye
>She's zoned in and trancing
>Decide to give it a little more - what's life if you don't push yourself?
>You also ate properly this time
>A significant time later
>You're really tired, but you hit your stride awhile ago and don't mind so much
>Ostrich slows
>"That was pretty good. How are you feeling?"
>You tell her you're good.
>"Great! Why don't you come over again?"
>You accept
>But say you want to head home and shower first
>"Ah - right. Me too."
>You head back to your place
>Shower up, throw on some cologne
>Head to her place and knock
>The door isn't fully latched and opens
>You say hello into the house
>No answer, but you think you can hear the water running further inside...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529013
I'm in the same boat. Whispers sometimes do it for me, but usually I'll get ASMR from music, if a chord or riff goes the right way I'll tingle for a good half hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528981
>>13529021

Knowing how MGs are, if they become the dominant race, we'll get things like:

- Mixed Gender Jello Wrestling
- Manhunting
- Male milking

etc

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>>13529033
'
>play the game

also enjoy yourself anon do what you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529034
See >>13528661

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529036
>They hit that one note in your favorite song

Every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529033
>named after a Hurricane
I hope your shota isn't black, writefag

Let's play up in her room. I wanna play doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529033
Do it.

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>>13529036
I have not experienced it myself, but I've been told the term you're looking for is "Frisson". You might want to check out https://www.reddit.com/r/frisson . Inb4 reddit, it was the only discussion forum for it that I saw on the google search first page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529033
Definitely still play. Whats the worst that could happen?

>>13529035
Well, she seems nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529035
I'm likin' the direction I think this is headin'...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529056
You mean a shotgun wedding? She'll tell everyone you broke in and took advantage of her.

It's a trap, run!

[Anonymous No.]

What's the appeal to ASMR? It just seems weird and uncomfortable to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Done. I hope you guys like it. As my break lets have some fun with Wurm-chan in the next hours.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more stories of human boys and monster girls kids playing pretend LARP-style like in the Little-Ushi story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529062
I was thinking more along the lines of natural scent fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529050
Not to be confused with ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response), which has sprung an online community sharing videos with audio or visual stimuli to trigger a response similar to Frisson.[4]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529065
Niice

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>>13529065
Cow ears fucking where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529065
>wurms

fuck yes you are my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529065
Lovely.

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>>13529063
Certain sensations, typically audio, obviously, gives the listener a very pleasant tingling sensation. Dopamine gets dumped into your system when it happens, too.

So pretty much you get the fuzzies and feel awesome, some even get a good O from it. It really depends on how your brain is wired up and how it processes your senses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529065
>Done
No you're not, you still gotta color it remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529065
LOOK AT ALL DAT MEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529070
Apparently lost in all that hair. Tried to do them but wasnt satisfying enough, they look odd with that hair. Anyways, color pending so still can try to experiment a bit and fix that.
>>13529078
You are completely right anon.

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>>13529074
Ok, that makes sense. For me, sound of any sort is difficult to process. I'm not hard of hearing or anything, but my ADD is most active (if that's what you call it) with sound. It's super hard for me to concentrate on any sort of sound for too long most of the time. That being said, no sound at all is just as distracting.

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>>13529065
What a fatass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529065
>Wurm chan
Always a good thing. Like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529066
This image never stops being fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529092
Hathor is the cow goddess of MILFs. You'd better bet that she has meat on her bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529065
Holy cow,
touch her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529094
>. Like
Thought I got rid of that. Some weird captcha thing came up and made me forget to get rid of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13524402
Loen, how does it feel to be renowned on a nip level?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529065
PRIME. FUCKING. BEEF.

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>>13529071
>Tfw watching Karl Pilkington's diary compilation right now
Would it be better to think that Wurms have the capacity to be smarter than that, or would it be better to just say they can at least sound cute when saying such dumb things?

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>>13529106
Feels really nice, its a morale boost even tho besides that, thats about it. Not much will change since Im stuck in here forever.

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>>13529086
Are you currently taking anything for your ADD? Prescription or otherwise. Cause I'd recommend meditating, surprisingly enough. Might not help you with ASMR, but its worth a shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529122
I'm not currently on any ADD meds, no. Unfortunately, I have other health issues that make me extremely susceptible to all the shitty side effects of most medicines. That's even when I take medicine for those issues. It usually comes down to dealing with stuff or dealing with side effect that are just as bad/worse. Also, I'm really skinny and have zero appetite on good days, so taking meds that will decrease that just seems like a bad time. I may look in to meditation though. Sorry to derail the thread, I'll shut up now.

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>>13529100
Goddess of HEALTH, not MILFs anon.
If anything, we'd need an Echidna Goddess for that.

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>>13529046
>>13529047
>>13529054
>'Umm, what are we doing out here?'
>Katrina's taken you out into the woods behind your houses
>'What? You said you wanted to play a game.'
>'I thought that you meant some kind of game in your house.'
>She gives you a sly grin
>'Well, that's what I wanted to do yesterday. But...'
>'But?'
>'Since your sister attacked me, I figured you'd make it up to me with something a bit more strenuous.'
>She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small doll, tossing it to you
>'Take this and go hide it somewhere on that hill.'
>She points behind you to a large dirt mound littered with logs & sticks
>'You get two minutes to hide the king, and then you have to stop me from reaching him.'
>She pulls out three flags & ties them around her waist
>'If you can get all three flags off me, then you've stopped my siege & you win.'
>'Ready? Go!'
>You barely have time to process all of it before she runs off, leaving you alone to hide the 'king'
>It's not even a contest
>All the trees & her webs give her a huge advantage
>You only manage to pull one flag off before she gets away & finds the old doll in the log
>'Aww, too bad. Not a bad attempt, but it looks like I killed the king.'
>She taunts you with the scruffy doll like it's a trophy
>'Alright. Go to the edge of the woods & start counting. It's my turn now.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529143
Actually, Hathor is a fertility goddess, and many (most?) fertility goddesses were normally depicted as pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529143
She's also the goddess of motherhood, you asshat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529146
This is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529146
Well this game doesn't seem to bad, I mean we will get rekt when it is our turn to get the king

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529146
Huh. That actually sounds pretty interesting, as a game. Do the flags need to be around your waist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529158
Yeah, I'm afraid she'll try and rip off the other thing dangling between my legs whether by accident or on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529155
Yes, it is.

But I still think Ushi-Loli takes the cake for cute spiders, only because of the double mating dance plus confession love letter. This is a close second, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529170
I need to catch up on these things. That sounds wonderful. Who wrote that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529174
PRW. Here's the story

http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529097
Why do you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529180
That's fucking kawaii nigga.

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>>13529146
>You finish your counting and start to make your way back to the hill
>Your head is on a swivel, looking in every direction to find Katrina
>Unfortunately, the one direction you aren't looking is down
>Suddenly you lose your balance & are eating a faceful of leaves
>You look down at your feet. There's a thin thread across your ankles
>Clever girl laid a bunch of trip-wires
>Suddenly you hear skittering & she's on you
>'That's one flag.'
>She's already off back into the trees by the time you're back on your feet
>You finally make it to the hill & are dumbfounded
>Using her silk, she's rearranged the logs into a veritable fortress
>'How'd she do this so fast?'
>Before you can answer, you hear a crack under your feet
>A line goes taut, and suddenly you're hanging by your ankles in mid-air
>Katrina slides down on a line, staring you in the face while hanging upside-down with you
>'You'd be surprised at what I can do with a few minutes.'
>She nonchalantly reaches behind you & takes the second flag
>'One more to go.'
>She skitters away back up her line
>Suddenly, you hear a snap as she cuts the line & you're flat on your back
>Finally, you manage to navigate to logs & find the doll
>She has it sitting on a hug pile of rocks like an Indiana Jones treasure
>Carefully, you make your way over to the pile. Luckily, no traps
>You reach out with a hand to climb up to the king...
>Aaand you're stuck
>You look at the pile of rocks & see that is's absolutely caked in webbing
>You struggle to free yourself, but each limb is eventually stuck to the rocks
>Eventually, you hear Katrina walking up behind you
>She nonchalantly takes your last flag before sitting on the rocks in front of you
>The smug look on her face burns. How did you get played this badly?
>'You're having way too much fun with this, aren't you?'
>'Maybe just a little. Rematch?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529211
>that screaming face

Every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529065
Proper lineart someday.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529224
We can win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529224
Fucking rematch. Probably wont make a difference, but smugness shouldn't be tolerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529224
This had better be leading to childhood friend romance anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529241
>Powerful Panties
Marvelous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529241
BASED Loen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529224
THAT WAS JUST LUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529241
Wurm-chan, you forgot your superhero suit. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529241
How do Wurms even wear pantsu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529241
Cute as hell, would become a deranged villain who terrorizes the city on a weekly basis just to make her feel needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529259
Doritos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529256
Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529259
Very carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529259
Magnets. Gotta be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529259
Maybe they do the Miia thing and wear pastie panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529272
>pastie panties
Girls have some weird-ass toys, tell you what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529241
>Proper lineart someday
Eh, I can work with that. Your lineart is usually easy to work with.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never tell your dragon mistress the story of Grigori the Great.
>She will never teasingly refer to you as the "Arisen", and ask that you continue the circle of fate every night, attempting to "slay" her, only for her to best you and "eat" you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529279
> only for her to best you and "eat" you
I don't think so, my little gecko.
Prepare to be slain.

[Anonymous No.]

Gazers with heart pupils.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMYbIspFbv4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529279
Who is this Grigori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529290
>You'll never have competitive wrestlesex with a Dragon
>Winner tops.
Goddamn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529301
WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS YOU FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529290
You're supposed to call her big and clumsy. She's got five inches on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529304
The truest of ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529295
That'd be pretty cool. A gazer that feels so strongly for you that even her extra eyes show it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529308
>big and clumsy
Anon, I'm not sure I agree with your usage of pet names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529319
Oh. Yeah, those don't make good pet names. But they do make good teasing and bullying material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529325
Ah yes, of course.

I have different names for...those occasions.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a monster girl Hunter waifu.
>you will slay abominations together.

Eileen the Crow Tengu best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528957
>>13528972
>>13528982
Someone post the Crayonfag Kaiju chart, it had a Gamera Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529036
>>13529044
my niggas
it's actually one of the two requirements for me to like a song. makes it impossible to explain what kind of music I like to people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529241
The spikes on her side kinda make her look like she's trying to be the Gaping Dragon from Dark Souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529241
>"SUPER WURM, OVER AND OUT"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529343
They'll hug you back forever so you don't hug anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529325
>Posting a yeti, but talking about bullying things
Vile fiend, you shall not confuse me. Begone.

Yo, that wasn't a steak. It was a fucking salad with meat on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529304
>she pushes you against the wall and holds your arms as tightly as she can without hurting you
>Her eyes are burning red from the foreplay and you can taste smoke in her breath.
>"what's it going to be? Still my loins and you'll stay the coming end of your pelvis!"
>She smiles deviously as you continue your helpless struggle before her claws
>"Another path before you... Abandon all delusions of control."
>With a single movement you find yourself on the floor with her hips grinding slowly against yours and her lips only a breath from your ears
>"The decision is yours Anon. Now, choose!" She proclaims as her wings spread behind her, casting a great shadow on both of you
>"Honey, you really need to stop playing that videogame."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529256
Her supersuit is the same as her birthday suit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529346
but how can I bake her foods if we hug forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529241
pH > 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529358
You won't need to do anything, the servants at her shrine will provide everything for you two.
Have fun never leaving your bedroom again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529343
You hug a shirohebi, and she hugs you back. Then she gives you a chaste kiss on the lips before whispering in her gentle, demure voice.

>"You shouldn't go around hugging strangers, now you're a s-slut. Don't worry sweetie, I'll take responsibility and become your wife."

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529363
but I wanna help her
>>13529366
but she was the one who hard her arms open for a hug? Better marry the snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529366
Would a Monster Girl really want to take responsibility for a Human Boy slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529372
Only if you're her slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529366
Motorboat her big yandere snake titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529351
Those are some impressive torpedo tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529366
Take her as my wife, but only if she's willing to hold hands with me all the way to the front of the shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529224
>Logic says you won't win, but your 12-year-old ego won't let you give up
>'Rematch.'
>The next thirty rounds play out more or less the same way
>You manage to steal one or two flags off of Katrina, but she just has too much of an advantage with jumping around in the trees
>Meanwhile, you've barely even come close to the doll without losing all your flags
>The worst part is the forts she keeps making
>Each round she keeps changing them, but by the time it's your turn she's dismantled them
>You're on your back from exhaustion after your most recent loss
>Katrina's twirling the flags in her fingers, that smug look still on her face
>'Not a bad attempt that time. Whaddaya say, best of 70?'
>Your spirit is willing, but your body ishaving none of it
>All you're able to do is wheeze out 'Mercy, my lord'.
>Katrina seems satisfied with your answer
>She helps you up into a sitting position & takes a seat next to you
>She passes you a juice that she had stashed away, which you tear into all too eagerly
>Katrina takes a sip from her own before turning back to you
>'So, what did you think?'
>You finish off your juice before having the strength to reply
>"It was... fun. But I gotta know; How'd you do all that with the logs?'
>'It was a trick my sister showed me. We used to play this game all the time before she moved out with her boyfriend.'
>A game made up for Arachnes. No wonder you were completely outclassed
>'You just make a quick framework with silk, then you fit the logs on however you want. Everything's connected toegether & stuck up just enough to stay there, but comes down with one or two quick pulls on a thread.'
>'Kinda seems like cheating to do it to someone who can't do that back.'
>She takes another drink from her pouch. 'Maybe, but nothing was stopping you from getting creative.'
>'Besides, I was trying to see you squirm.'
>Of course she was

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529366
Accept her as my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529366
Well, there are worse fates than a shirohebi. Alright, wife it is. I'm terrified of snakes, but maybe she can help with that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on a world wide aventure through unmapped lands to find hidden mg tribes and there families so I can snuggle and play with their kids before leaving to find a new group to play with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529391
>As if you had a choice

Had you said no her sisters were waiting by the entrance to coil you until you pass out and then lock you in her room.

You were getting married that night no matter how you took it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529400
But he just hugged one of them at random. That's why she called him a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to grab a Dormouse and lick her armpits until I fall asleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529390
She seems nice, we have to beat her some day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529390
>'Besides, I was trying to see you squirm.'
Why, you little... Fucking spiders.

[Writefag-Kun No.]

It's time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529390
>I was trying to see you squirm.
Spindly little shit's gonna get a reckoning one of these days.

>>13529410
Hello nazi wolf dictator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529410
N-Nani?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529390
>'Besides, I was trying to see you squirm.'
Stick it in her spinneret. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529390
become best friend but always try to beat her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529405
You mean she used her sisters to make sure that there would be noone else to hug when he finally acted and then sprung on him with her proposal.

Shirohebis love kind-hearted men, she wouldn't have just offered to marry you if she didn't think you were a good person. I bet she's been following him for a few months at least. Praying everyday to the ryuu goddess that she'll get married, collecting his food wrappers from the trash, stealing his sweaters and sniffing them until her head is dizzy with perverted thoughts.

No matter how you look at it, she's just a grade A pervert with excellent planning skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529350
How would you even bully a yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529428
I want to be the Oldest Shirohebi's slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529065
>Loen's Coloring Book! Now announcing the new Perverts' Edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529432
Not bad, but the aliasing is gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529432
Dat plump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529430
Stick gum in her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529432
*Praising intensifies*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529432
That is the Health we need and need more of.

Background-less version when though, the aliasing is awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529390
>Katrina glances up at the sky & realizes how late it is
>'Darn. It's almost dinner time. I wanted to keep playing.'
>She gets up on all eight legs before pulling you up to your feet
>The two of you make your way back through the woods to your houses, Katrina sipping her juice as you go
>When you finally get back to your houses, she stops you
>'Hey, I had a lot of fun today.'
>'No problem. I figured I owed you.'
>'I haven't been able to play like that since my sister moved out. My parents are too busy, and most other people are scared of my spider parts.'
>She leans over & gives you a quick hug before scurrying off to her house
>'See you tomorrow!'
>You stand there for a second before making your way back into your house
>Your Oni sister is leaning on the door. Looks like she saw you two hug
>'Oi, what was up with that, bro? And why do you look like hell?'
>You look yourself over & realize how dirty your clothes are
>'Uhh, we were just playing out in the woods was all.'
>'You got that messed up playing around with a spindly little shrimp like her? Shit, bro, you gotta toughen up.'
>Maybe
>If you're gonna keep playing with her, though, you may need to smarten up instead
>'Whuzzat, bro?'
>Nothing.'
Taking a short break

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529430
You fight getting an erection when they cuddle you, or don't let them cuddle you to begin with.

>>13529432
Huh. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529390
I swear to god If they're not making out behind the shed by the time they're 16, then something's wrong with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529444
Loving it. We need to not fuck the oni so we can fuck the spider. Also Spider hugs a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529432
It's time to impregnate a goddess.
And cuddle her afterwards because Hathor is a sweet girl who deserves to be treated kindly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529444
Pretty good so far. Just gotta hope his sister doesn't fuck things up again, I guess.

[Writefag-Kun No.]

>>13529410
Previously: http://pastebin.com/0N59VtB6

The dull bell of the alarm clock tolls like the reapers call. 0600, time to prepare. You shower and shave before getting into your dress uniform. The fabric is suffocating. You leave your room at 0645. Might as well leave early since you have nothing worth doing. As you enter Rushka’s office you find her staring out the window.

Again.

She’s smoking her pipe. There’s no tobacco in it, tobacco hasn’t been seen in the country for 3 years. It’s supposedly a mixture of herbs that Rushka grows herself in some garden you’ve never seen. According to her, it heightens the senses and gives her clarity.

You realize she’s probably been up all night.

>“My Fuhrer.” you say.

She doesn’t turn to look at you.

>”Yes Lieutenant?”

>”Reporting for duty as requested, Ma’am” you say.

>”Good. The camera crew will be here soon to set up I want you to assist them.”

>”Will the other members of the top brass be joining us or is it just me this time.”

She takes a long drag from her pipe. She holds it in for some time and finally exhales, a cloud of smoke erupts from her pursed lips.

>”Of course not, they don’t have time to attend something so trivial. They should be planning the counterattack to Ferrmari.”

You can’t think of much else to say so you stay silent and take a seat in the easy chair. The crew arrives on time. As expected.

You assist with the setting up of the equipment and make light conversation with the nameless laborers. By the time 0800 swings around everything is ready. You take your place by Rushka, who is still off staring out of the fucking window.

The bags under her eyes are very pronounced. She was probably reading all those reports.

>”Fuhrer, everything is ready.”

>”Good.”

At last she turns her attention to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529434
>>13529443
Pretty hard to get rid of.
Better? Or just leave it white?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529462
yoooooooooooo
right as i clicked the thread, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529370
>>13529372
>>13529374
>>13529384
>>13529391
>>13529396

What if it's not a Shirohebi? Butt a Shirihebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529470
It's weird to look at since the background is close to her skin tone.
Try white, but otherwise slap on a darker brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529474
then it's a stupid meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529432
Even if you don't want to draw nipples, they seem painfully absent given her near-transparent clothing. At least put a second layer of cloth or wrapping or something to justify their absence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529470
And people call me crazy for trying to spread this gift

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528885
Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529444
Keep it up this is a lovely story. I wonder if it's going to get all Betty and Veronica with the Oni and Arachne competing for the MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529470
>Pretty hard to get rid of.

Oi, just select all the white space around her with the magic wand tool, then go to Select > Modify > Expand > Type in 1 Pixel expansion, hit OK, then hit delete.

Boom, no more white pixels around her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529428
Well, a slut and a pervert make a good match. So it could have been worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529474
Charon pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529357
Which is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529470
Hathor Paizuri when?
For that matter, Hathor/Ammy threesome when?
This is too much raw sex appeal for a mortal man to handle Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529486
I hope the oni sis becomes a wingman instead of a second woman in the story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529431
I want to find the oldest single Shirohebi at the shrine and give her a big hug, nuzzling my face into her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529496
I doubt anyone wants the MC to end up with the Oni he's just too cute with the Arachne but having her as a jealous second option is fine with me. Someone like that Arachne would be my perfect waifu I love competitive girls that like to play games and childhood romances are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529479
Alright, but this is the last one I'm doing.

>>13529487
>Select > Modify > Expand > Type in 1 Pixel expansion
For that program is this? I'm not sure Paint.net has this, but I'm installing a plugin that apparently lets you do it.

>>13529482
>>13529493
I'm not Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529517
Photoshop, mate. I use CS6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529517
Ok wait, so >>13529470>>13529432 these weren't Loesn's coloring? Because he said he'd color it, and the other day some other color anon said he wouldn't color this since Loen would do it himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529524
I'm neither Loen nor that Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529517
>I'm not Loen
Oh, okay.
I still want to stick my dick between Hathor's tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529528
At least you can talk. Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529528
what a twist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529492
nudity
>inb4 mask+dorito
hush

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529540
God dammit, Wurm-chan.

[Writefag-Kun No.]

>>13529462
Her ears stand at attention. She snaps her neck to the side and you hear an audible crack. Then snaps to the other side. She cracks her knuckles afterward. You are visibly detested.

>”You know Lieutenant, I had a lot of time last night to think about what we discussed.”

>”Did you now?”

>”Yes, and I’ve realized that perhaps this distance between the two of us needs to be repaired.”

>”Excuse me?”

You’re confused, this isn’t like her. Correction… This isn’t like the current her. She would never plainly go back on something like that. You don’t acknowledge it. She appears to be genuinely glad to see you. Her ears are standing at attention. Her tail is...wagging? Her lips curl into a smile. It appears genuine too.

Just what the hell is going on here?

>”I want to apologize, for what I said.”

She’s looking you in the eye now, a look of concern plastered on her face.

>”I’m deeply sorry for pushing you away like that.”

You’re apprehensive at first, your battle-hardened instincts are screaming. You decide to go along with her. At least for the moment.

>”I accept your apology, Rushka.”

She suddenly grips the sides of your head and pulls you into a kiss. You feel a surge of memory playing in the background. It attempts to push forward but you suppress it.

You decide to push back at Rushka. You force your tongue past her lips. You lightly feel the tips of her claws digging into your cheeks. It’s light at first, but grows in intensity. She starts to bite your tongue too. You pull away from the kiss. She looks half ready to slit your throat if she wasn’t so committed to the guise she’s put on.

She pulls you into a hug. Whispering into your ear.

>”Pull something like that again and I’ll bite it off.”

>”What can I say, I’ve always had a knack for improv.”

>”Silence.”

You comply, the time for banter has passed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529537
It doesn't matter who I am.
What matters is the art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529524
>some other color anon said he wouldn't color this since Loen would do it himself.
I'm colouring Wurm-chan tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529556
Wait, are you the guy who drew this?
Because if so, holy shit I thought we lost you during the exodus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529568
Nah, I'm here. I've always been here.
I've just been too lazy busy to make anything, or finish the month old requests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529568
>the exodus
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529579
Fuck, How are you supposed to strikeout things?

>>13529582
The migration from /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529582
The term used by some people for when these threads got kicked out of /a/ and migrated to /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529562
Holy Sketch-colouring, Wurm-chan!

>Art by Loen.
Also here >>13529241

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529579
Oh; also, sorry for being so lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529591
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a "doctor"
>actually trained as a veterinarian
>work at an inner city hospital treating monster girls
>clock in and start to do the morning rounds
>first patient is a manticore that got her tail caught in a revolving door
>put her tail in a straight cast, which looked very reminiscent to the straw she was using to sip her orange juice from
>Next was a harpy that got struck by lightening and somehow miraculously survived
>treated for burns, and now bears a striking Lichtenberg figure scar on...gluteus maximus...and continuing down her thighs
>although she seemed like your average air-headed harpy, she was still scheduled for an EEG, just in case
>Lastly, was a kikimora who came in with multiple contusions, a nasty black eye, and some broken ribs
>clear sign of domestic abuse but shes adamant that she "wasnt careful of what she was doing" and simply "fell down the stairs"
>police cant help unless she reports a problem, and hospital psychologist says that she refuses to admit that anything is wrong
>she should make a full recovery, but fully expect to see her back here in a few months
>months later, have a scheduled appointment
>its the kikimora again, this time with a wealthy looking man in an expensive looking suit
>kikimora, with an almost forced smile, asks if we do abortions
>guy in the suit barely bats an eye as he fiddles with his phone
>ask in a low voice if this is something she really wants
>she pauses for a moment before nodding her head, and in an almost rehearsed tone says
>"Nothing would make me happier."
>let out a long sigh and turn around to write her a referral to an abortion clinic
>sometimes I hate my job

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529591
>not sure if Batman or Superman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529606
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529609
Neither, you gormless tossah! It's Super Wurm-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529606
>Abused Kiki
No. Just no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529606
>sadness.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529606
>Not reporting her master to MGC Maid Central for suspected maid abuse
Shit doctor, would revoke license.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529616
>throwing Wurmerangs at lightspeed
...This can't be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529241
>>13529591
Gorgeous. Thank you Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529606
And this is why MGC concept is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529606
Now do another one with Kikis ordered by their masters to fight to the death against each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529628
That's kind of a strange conclusion to come to. MGC is just a modern setting thing. Unless you meant threadcanon.

[Writefag-Kun No.]

>>13529549
>”There is a pistol hidden in my belt loop.”

>”The one you used to kill Crusoe?”

>”Yes.”

It has one less bullet than usual.

>”How many?”

>”The entire crew has been replaced, there are two outside, and the secretary is already dead.”

>”Any snipers?”

>”No.”

>”That’s strange.”

>”Indeed. I’m guessing this is an attempt to discourage further resistance. Be wary, they may have explosives strapped to their bodies.”

Suicide troopers, the only country with that level of nationalism is Grania. Then again they could be independent. But that’s highly unlikely. First Ferrmari and now this. Things just keep getting better.

You slip your left hand down past her belt line and grab hold of the pistol. She grunts slightly, you might’ve accidentally nudged her crotch with the barrel when you grabbed the gun.

>”By the way, I want them to initiate. Preferably while we’re broadcasting. Leave one alive.”

>”Understood.”

The two of you separate. You managed to conceal the pistol behind your back as you move to parade rest position.

A few minutes pass.

>”Ready in… Three. Two. One.”

>”My fellow Karrans. This is your Fuhrer Rushka Ferris speaking.”

It begins.

[Anonymous No.]

You're visiting the local mountain shrine and are getting ready to leave when the three shirohebi sisters who manage the shrine call for you to join them for lunch. They confess that they've all fallen for you and wish for you to choose which of the three you'd like as your bride.

Oldest Shirohebi: She's in her late twenties but still passes off for beng no older than twenty three. She's very physical in her treatment and will quickly coil you up if you ever argue with her, but will never harm you in any way. She loves animals but is deathly afraid of anything that doesn't have scales even though she's trying to get over her fear. She's expected to inherit the shrine and will not budge when it comes to living on-site. She gets jealous and lonely very easily, but just caressing her cheek is enough to make her blush with joy.

Middle Shirohebi: She's just around your age and is neither as smart as her younger sister, or as strong as the eldest but provides a middle path. Her breasts are big enough to cup, but can't really be considered bountiful and her hips are wide, but not particularly curvy. She loves cooking and will memorize your favorite recipes as soon as posible. She's loves gently teasing you and watching you get flustered by her body. She's not very easy to get jealous, but when she does she'll probably lock you up for a few days and rape you rabidly or until you convince her that you only have eyes for her.

Youngest shirohebi: She's just turned eighteen less than a few months ago and looks quite young even for her age. She loves books and discussing things going on around the world. She'll write you beautiful heartfelt poems and woo you in any way she can with words. Despite her small bust she's incredibly sensitive and will scream in ecstasy just from being lightly fondled. She's the least jealous of the three sisters and will always give you the chance to explain yourself. If she doesn't like the explanation she'll just rape you anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529635
It's usually on a darker side than medieval set somehow, with all that Detroit-crime-littered-hellhole stamp on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529621
They wouldn't even be boomerangs, just straight metal bars that go into orbit, loop around the planet and hit her in the back of the head when they "come back."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529606
Why are you doing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529649
Middle is OLEV, would waifu if I would actually marry anyone with that little warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529649
>All of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529656
For fucks sake Wurm-chan, just punch them.
I don't even know why she has these gadgets in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529649
ALL OF THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, at last. I find you in squalor."
>"Monsieur mari, you'll wear a new collar."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529649
>Middle is around my age
>Still younger than the Oldest Shirhebi

That said, I'll take the oldest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529649
>inb4 someone says harem
I'll go for the old one, I love cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529649
>Despite her small bust she's incredibly sensitive and will scream in ecstasy just from being lightly fondled.
I like a smart girl, that she's reasonable, and lovey-dovey with her poetry. But that quote? Yeah, that sends her from "Yes" into "FUCK YES" territory for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529649
Youngest, definitely.

>>13529659
He gets off on "suffering". Just ignore his faggotry, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529672
>I don't even know why she has these gadgets in the first place.
She found a pipe and decided she liked the sound it made when she hit things with it. see, wurm-chan is smart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529649
I tell them I already have a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529681
>>inb4 someone says harem
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529651
I remember most of them just being silly greentexts that were easy to do because they were in a contemporary setting. I haven't read enough MGC I suppose. Though to answer the medieval thing, it's actually harder to do darker stuff in non-contemporary settings. You have to work a bit harder to make the reader feel the same way, it doesn't help that people expect things to be rougher in the old days so it has less of an impact. Modern scenarios are recognizable and feel "real" whereas you have to build the world and characters for an alien setting to do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529688
She sure is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529649
Oldest, I want to be her cute young Bishounen husband and help her around the shrine, and earn headpats and tender hugs, followed by coiling as she strokes my head and rubs our noses together smiling throughout

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529606
How could somebody be so evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529696
Fair point. Maybe that's partly why I've got that impression, being simply more sympathetic with modern day situations.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I just realized something, I don't have a favorite MG, they all appeal to me when I think of them as a childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529720
You should get all of them, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529724
I've just been loving the last few threads, already seen multiple greentexts about childhood friend MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529678
I'm confused but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a Kikimora maid
>If you are injured, you proclaim "Blood for the blood god!" and refuse to allow her to treat you
>Eventually get her doing it
>Get a second Kikimora
>The first one indoctrinates the new one the same way you taught her
>Get more Kikimoras
>The process repeats until you have a dozen Kikimoras who are now a bonafide Khornate cult despite Warhammer still being just a game
>Wake up one morning and there's a throne made of skulls at the table in the dining room in place of your usual chair
>They won't answer your questions as to where the chair came from or if those are real skulls
>They all also carry bladed weapons, usually strapped to their thighs, at all times
>They use them for everything and occasionally end up in minor scuffles that you should probably just call knife fights, though fortunately no one is ever seriously injured
>You think you've created a monster that has gone way too far out of your control
>They got into a scuffle with each other when they went grocery shopping with you once and now you need to go to the grocery store the next town over
>One of them got tazed and was still gurgling out "blood for the blood god" as 50,000 volts ran through her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529649
We all know that in nipponland women reach the peak of sexual development at the age of 15, become CC at 21, and old hags at 25. So go with the youngest sister.

Also, because she's the most reasonable, and likes to learn about the world, she's the least likely to keep you caged up in the shrine in the middle of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529740
This HAS to be the same master who ordered an abortion for one of his maids, I know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529748
This guy isn't disinterested enough and he seems to feel some form of remorse. Not the same guy, just a reason not to give /tg/ meidos. They don't know how to handle them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kikimora and I would not abuse her or brainwash her in anyway. I would let her clean as much as she wants and we would cuddle and love each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529742
Fuck you, I like my Old Hag, she gives the best hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529752
>Cuddling and loving the furniture
Just get a cait sith or something. At least they make for better beanbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529752
>you will never have a Kikimora sneak into your bed at night because she doesn't want her master sleeping alone in a cold, lonesome bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529752
I want a Kikimora and I'd constantly fuck Chubby Alp Senpai and force her to clean up after the two of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529760
Villain-kun pls, Kikis are for loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529765
You're a double-villain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529752
>You will never go to a bar out of stress with a friend to talk about your Kikimora maid you've been dating
>You will never explain to him that she's mad at you because you did something you didn't know you shouldn't
>He will never look at you in disapproval when you tell him that you handed her a check for her services
>Not knowing that that's a sign of distancing yourself from her, and that she's more than happy to do it for free. For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529764
This. This is true suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you bully Kikis? They work for love.
Meaning they do it for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529769
Would I still be evil if I asked the Kikimora if she wanted to join us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529765
You have a kiki, and you waste your time with a fat alp?

Truly, the shittest of tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529776
That depends. If she says yes, do you let her join?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529775
>They do it for free

Goodnight, everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529770
well talk it over with her and correct my faux pas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529775
Eyy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529775
>She's a meido
>In an apartment
>For a weeaboo NEET
>She does it for free
>She takes her "job" very seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529775
Because subs and M's want to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13521030
Has there been any new art to come from these threads recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529777
>Waste
Any moment with Chubby Alp Senpai is the opposite of wasted though.

>>13529778
Yes, but she has to eat all of these eggs first if she wants to join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529770
>>13529775
Surely they can afford a decent meal with their (lack of) budget? Something healthy to maintain a good figure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529785
Why yes.>>13524598

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529792
She doesn't know how to cook anything besides a Hot Pocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529785
Scroll through the thread instead of being a homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529790
>eggs
>all the eggs
Hidoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529784
Screw that nonsense. I want hugs, cuddles, and all around healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529792
Just hotpockets because that's all her "master" buys.

[Anonymous No.]

accidentally making a large mess right as your kikimora girlfriend comes by for your date and she instinctively tried to clean it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529785
Uhh, since you're asking me, the image I used in the OP as well as a few other OP's I made were snatched from Pixiv.

There's also some OC earlier in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529799
>leaving Alps, Cyclopsi and Kikis forever unsatisfied and sexually frustrated
You're the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529801
Why the fuck did that give me a semi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529775
I'd like to remind everyone that if you don't bully them, they'll want Power. And the Kikimoras that lust power can't find it in real life, and end up volunteering to moderate anime imageboards for free. And then you're left with this
http://pastebin.com/Xy6M76na

Always bully the Kikis! Keep them in place, so they're happy and healthy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529806
Because you're a pervert. Your parents must be worried about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529803
Leaving them frustrated is the best part of the teasing though. What are you even on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529806
I don't know but if she keeps trying to fix it you will be late for the date

[Writefag-Kun No.]

>>13529639
Seated in her desk, cool and confident, Rushka gives off an aura of benevolence. She’s like a God ready to pass judgement. Her expression is not one of zealotry or indifference. She merely stares at the camera, her predatory gaze pouring into the camera’s lense.

>”As many of you have no doubt heard, on Wednesday, May 13th, our great nation suffered a terrible loss. The port city of Ferrmari was captured by Novan forces. As it stands, we are completely landlocked. As of right now, our eastern coast is being enveloped in a pincer movement coordinated by both Nova and Sarkal. As a result I will be instituting stricter rationing on various goods. Beginning with chocolate from this day forward, the chocolate ration is to be cut in half. I apologize profusely.”

Rushka began to read off a list of resources expected to run out within a month.

>”And lastly, pesticide and other consumer products containing chlorine. All production is explicitly forbidden until further notice.”

She sets the list aside, and folds her hands together on the desk.

>”Once again, I apologize for any inconvenience that arises from these rations but all resources must be conserved to aid the war effort if we are to recover Ferrmari and expel the invaders from our lands. In this dark time I must urge you all to not let your fear consume your reason. Remember, surrender is not an option. 50 years ago our neighbor, Hyarn surrendered to pressure from the outside. As of now our former neighbor has been wiped from existence. Many Hyarnen refugees fled to our lands to escape the purges carried out by Grania. If we surrender, not only do we forfeit our lives, but their lives as well. I encourage you all to stand with pride, we are the final pillar of resistance against the tyranny of the outside. Now is-”

The two humans in the crew produce submachine guns from the black boxes used to transport the broadcasting equipment. You dive beneath the desk while Rushka sinks down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529813
>best part
Forever and ever and ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529606
Is it within legal parameters to hire a Kunoichi to take care of the problem?
I mean, that's obviously no, but I'm gonna do it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529819
For eternity.

Bonus point for banging a "professional" kejourou in front of them. Succusluts are also acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529824
A trashy old slutty kejourou right? I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529817
is she kill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529591
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na WURM-CHAN!
Does her boy wonder sidekick have to wear latex tights still?

[Anonymous No.]

SNAKECHARMING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529444
Break's over, fuck ranked League, back to writing

>Five years have passed since that day
>You and Katrina have gotten extremely close
>All the games she would come up with that you spent hours playing, her creative, carefree personality
>You just couldn't get enough of being around her
>Eventually, you finally got up the courage to ask her out
>You thought she would be shocked or struck silent when you did
>All you ever got out of her was 'What took you so long?'
>The two of you were practically inseparable
>Her mother even began to joke about you two already being married
>Not that a life with Katrina wouldn't have been wonderful, but the two of you had priorities
>It was the last weekend of summer before your senior years in MGC High
>Katrina was thinking about going to college for programming & design
>You were... slightly less committed. You had a general idea, but nothing solid
>'I mean, why not right?'
>The two of you were hanging out in her room as she was getting her things together for the coming year
>'I've always had a thing for games & designing, why not make a career out of it?'
>'I guess if you want to survive on ramen while you're working.'
>She hocks a pillow at your face. 'Very funny, smartass. And what do you plan on doing?'
>'I have plans.'
>'Like what?'
>She's still joking, but you can hear a bit of worry in her voice
>You walk over and hold her hand reassuringly
>'Hey, I know you're worried about me. I promise you I'll have everything sorted out before school ends.'
>'Thanks, honey.' That seems to have eased her a bit, but she still seems worried
>'You know what? We gotta get your mind off of school for a bit.' You head back over to her bed & grab your shoes
>'What are you doing?'
>'We are going outside.'
>'For what?'
>'We're going to play a little game.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529822
I want a cheap rival to hire a Konouichi to assasinate me.
Unfortunately he just buys a discount one and I wake up one morning to find a chubby Konouichi stuck in my windowsill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529835
The Boy Toy wears skimpy shorts and a tank-top with a tie! He always gets kidnapped by the villain of the week and she has to go rescue him!

[Anonymous No.]

Poor Cuckimoras

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529839
oh man my heart, Time to play once more, also we better study our ass off and get into the same college

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529850
>not lovingly impregnating your kiki
Truly, these people have no soul.

[Anonymous No.]

On no! Your monster girl waifu has acted out and is embarrassing you!

How hard do you slap her across her face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529839
Gamer spider best spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529858
Not at all, what's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529858
I kiss her so she cant talk and so It isn't abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529858
I don't, that's beta behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529862
You are my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529858
I bring on THE PAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rfMajEy8lc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529858
Can I slap her with my dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529858
Why would I abuse my waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529849
Are you sure he can't at least be sexily cool . Like Joseph Joestar?
Posing all the damn time in the comics and the movies for the young girl audiences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529839
>The two of you walk out into the woods
>Katrina's grown quite a bit since you were kids (not that you mind some of those growths), so navigating is a bit trickier for her
>Eventually, the two of you come to the old hill in the center of the woods
>Somehow, there are even more trees here now than when you were kids
>'So you mind telling me what we're doing out here now?'
>'Like I said, we're going to play a game.'
>Katrina still seems a little lost. 'What game.'
>'Your favorite.'
>You reach into your hoodie's pockets & pull some things out
>It's the old 'king' doll & three flags
>She tries to stay calm, but you can see her eyes light up at the sight of that old toy
>'Really?'
>'Yep. Same rules as when we were kids.'
>'So you brought me out here just to beat you?'
>'Ohoho, I think I might just surprise you.'
>'Ohh, is that so?'
>'Give it your best shot.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529839
I do hope you plan on pastebinning this when all's said and done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529878
He's more like a male April O'Neil from Ninja Turtles so still fanservicey but not cool unfortunately. Until he gets an edgy re-imagining anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529889
I'll have to go back through the thread, but I'll save it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529858
Embarrass her right back.
And thereby prove through sheer childishness that the two of us truly were made for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529870
I almost want this to be a real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529890
I want a story about a young male reporter who meets a group of teenage Kappa Girls trained in ninjitsu by a wise Mouse Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529888
will this be our time to win or will we fail like the rest of the times.In the end we still get spider titties so we win in the end

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sit a tiny, tubby tanuki in my lap and rub her ears before going to sleep and cuddling her.
I would also a short, soft sphinx and a pudgy, puny pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529890
>The episodes where Wurm-chan fights Poison Eve are always the more dramatic episodes
>Because those are the episodes where the villain actually comes close to raping and NTRing the boy from Wurm-chan
>Most of the episodes featuring the alraune as the villain usually end with Wurm-chan truly expressing genuine affection for the boy wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529897
You mean flailing like a retard for self-defence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529905
>you will never be a tanuki's goy toy

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing ne--oh wait it's too early for this.

Continue on doing...whatever it is you people do. Definitely not MGs though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529916
Golddiggers, I swear.

[Writefag-Kun No.]

>>13529817
The thundering din of gunfire erupts and soon the others join in. Beneath the desk is a small trap door. Rushka pulls on the latch and it easily opens up, revealing two assault rifles, 6 fully loaded magazines, 6 grenades (2 frag, 2 flash, and 2 dusters), and a pack of cigarettes.

>”You were saving them specifically for something like this, weren’t you?”

>”Old habits die hard.”

>”Amen.”

She grabs one of the rifles and hands it to you. You grab a magazine and load it. You pack an extra magazine into your back pocket. Rushka quickly loads her own and grabs the pack of cigarettes she offers you one and you take it. She places one in her mouth and lights it.You press your cig to hers and light it that way. You both take long drafts and exhale clouds of smoke. It’s your first one in three years, it feels wonderful.

>”So what’s the plan?” you ask.

>”We kill them. Is that good enough for you?”

>”At least you have a plan.” you say.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
To be continued

Sorry guys, but that's all for tonight.
We'll continue this soon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529905
I want to patronize a Tanuki like Will Ferrell patronizes the dwarf in Elf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ_dL_IMPP4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529916
I want to buy a tanuki a yarmulke

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529916
But I want to wife that tiny, tubby girl, carrying her around while she's dressed in her suit and pouting in mock anger over how I can just carry her around like a bushy sack of potatoes.

[Writefag-Kun No.]

>>13529921
The pastebin has been updated
http://pastebin.com/0N59VtB6

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529928
In that case you should also dress her up in frilly clothes. Just make sure your heart can handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529921
Cool, thanks for writing it man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529924
"She's an angry little raccoon!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529934
>Tiny, tubby tanuki pouting angrily while wearing a frilly, pink dress.
>Every time you call her cute she just pouts harder, although her happily swishing tail lets you know what she really thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529921

Thanks Writefag-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529936
please write that whole scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529888
>It takes a good while before you finally hear her signal
>You just know she's not going to make it easy on you
>But you're ready this time
>Before you even set foot into the woods, you quickly look around
>'A-ha.'
>You find a long branch lying by a tree & pick it up
>You take measured steps towards whatever contraption she has erected on the hill, sweeping the branch in front of you
>every now and then the branch bounces back, recoiling off of her hidden trip-wires
>You carefully avoid them, staying on your feet & minimizing how alert she is to you
>'Oh my, it seems someone's been learning since we were kids.'
>Even with how much she's grown, you're having a hard time picking up where she is
>'Hey, I had to pick up on something being around you all these years.'
>'It's too bad you still haven't learned to multitask.'
>'Wha-'
>You can't even finish the thought before you're suddenly suspended by your ankle
>Already you can hear her making her way through the trees for you
>You quickly reach for your ankle and pull out a small knife
>All these years, the number of times Katrina's snared you have taught you to keep one on you
>You start to hack away at the rope as she closes in on you
>The line gives just as she takes a swipe for you
>You land on your ass, dazed but ultimately out of her clutches
>Almost
>You check your belt. Damn...
>'You'll need to be a bit quicker than that to win.'
>She taunts you from a tree with the flag she's won
>'I've still got two left. Hope you've stepped up the rest of your game.'
>'You don't even know.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529876

Exactly.

What's wrong with you people?!

Why would you hit your own waifu? That makes no sense whatsoever.

It's like keying your own car.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Wurm-chan's butler!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529952
Damn we still are fucking up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529824
>have a kikimora meido secretly loving you
>find the most rotten and vile succuslut out there
>have meido silently clean a room where succuslut rides you
>behave all feeling and try to hug her
>'Uuuum NO honey, not that sentimental crap again. You know I fucking hate it~'
>act hurt and shyly ask meido if she could come hug you because you need it now
>snuggle fervently and moan in her ear as succuslut leads you to an orgasm
>thank kikimora afterwards and ask if she could support you like this every sex

[Writefag-Kun No.]

>>13529935
>>13529941
Thanks, I'm just glad people are eagerly reading and awaiting my work.

Makes me feel kinda good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529961
we need remove succubus and fuck qt maid

[Writefag-Kun No.]

Good Night Everybody, please don't burn the thread down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529967
Good night Anon.
Beat me to it. Rest well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529964
Fucking the maid? Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529967
Good night you too, thanks for writing the wolf fuhrer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529961
Wow. I don't think I could even fuck that blueberry to mess with the meido. That shit ain't right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529971
but she a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529982
She spends her time wallowing in filth and she's poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529954
Do you intend to manage her secret lair, and stitch up her wounds when she returns home? Would you favor her body with tender kisses and caresses on some of her properly healed scars that you yourself tended?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529961
>It's ntr, except it technically isn't


I laugh and get a rageboner every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529984
but she cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529986
Not him but YES!
I would gladly butler for her and take care of her.
how long until I am inevitably kidnapped by her archnemesis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529986
Well someone has to manage her secret lair, and she's too busy fighting crime and wouldn't know how anyway. I'm not sure what could scar a Wurm but sure, I would stitch up any wounds she gets. I'd be sure to massage them every day so they heal nicely too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529989
But she's still a disgusting lustful animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529013
>>13529018
Most ASMR does absolutely nothing to me but that one particular noise causes an overwhelming urge to punch someone in the face.
I don't even know why, but it never fails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529995
So are succubi, ya slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529986
Scars? MAMANO MANA them away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529992
I'd be sure to give her headpats after she successfully puts a villain away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529995
And she is willing to help

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529995
Then she's getting screwed like one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529962
>Makes me feel kinda good
That's the reason I leave feedback, I know just how much it helps knowing that at least one person is reading your shit, no matter how bad you may think it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530001
>Not digging scars on your waifu

Don't you want your waifu's body to tell a tale of her trials and tribulations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529991
At least once a month.

>>13529992
Very good. And she's a super hero. Even Superman, nigh invincible as he is, gets hurt on occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530003
She's only trying to help you so you can dick her.

>>13530007
Maybe if she had some class, she would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530013
Oh boy,
well, I'll always give her victory cuddles after she saves me.

[Anonymous No.]

I imagine her butler is the one who solves the crime. Wurm-chan is more like a living weapon, and she overwhelms just about any villain in a fight but she can't solve much else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530014
And? Just give her the dick anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530013
Well, I will do whatever Miss Wurm-chan requires, from suturing wounds to band-aiding boo boos to filing police reports for all the incidental damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530022
Maybe he feels like she's a bonnet tipper or something.

[Anonymous No.]

So, it's officially Princess Murderfish now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529952
>The rest of the trek isn't easy
>Those swinging logs were definitely new
>And she managed to snag another flag off you as you worked your way out of one of her pitfalls
>Funny, you never did ask her how she managed to get those holes dug
>But finally you managed to make it to the hill
>And Katrina definitely didn't disappoint
>Logs were suspended chaotically in mid air all throughout the clearing
>Some were linked by webbing
>Others were swinging back & forth
>She'd even figured out how to get a few of them to rise up & down
>And in the center, hanging twenty feet above the hill, was the king
>'Well then... this is new.'
>'Do you like it?'
>Katrina's sitting in a tree high up above, that pleased look on her face
>'Hanging the doll in the air? Isn't that cheating?'
>'I don't think so. It's still above the hill, isn't it? I'm just using its airspace.'
>'Riiiiight.'
>You slowly make your way around her mad gauntlet, analyzing it
>'So I'm assuming you want me to climb the logs to reach it?'
>'That was my idea. But are you gonna be fast enough to reach it before I get your flag?'
>You come to a stop next to a large tree. 'That depends. Did you build this the same way you built all those other temples?'
>Katrina seems confused. 'Why does that matter?'
>'Because if you did, then I can just do THIS!'
>You take your knife and slice a thread on the tree next to you
>You take cover as logs crash down all around you
As the dust settles, all that's left is the king suspended in the center
>'Everything held with just enough strength, suspended by a single thread for easy disassembly.'
>Katrina's in utter shock. 'Do you have any IDEA how hard all that was to rig up?!?'
>'Hey, you're the game designer. Learn to deal with people hacking your stuff.'
>Katrina gathers herself up. 'Whatever. Now you can't reach the king.'
>'You see, that's where you're wrong now.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530025
But that's stupid. Why would they do that if it's stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530024
Well if she is one just ask her out and fill out a consent form beforehand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530017
What'll you do when she starts saying she gets "Funny feelings" after saving you? What'll you do when she starts asking you to cuddle in her bed at night?

>>13530023
And she will always be extremely thankful for your efforts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530022
Why should I? She's beneath me and refuses to do her job properly.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a retired hero who runs an orphanage for monster girls and human children, even if I need to kick out the occasional goblin playing pretend.
I sleep alone because hoping off to another dimension and fighting an unspeakable horror can cause quite a bit of sanity loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530025
What, did raws for the new chapter come out?

Can't say I'm surprised, they've been hinting at it constantly.

I'm more just annoyed that it's a chapter apparently all about said Murderfish?
Nobody likes chapters about worstgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530029
Oh fuck we just used our brain. Time to win for the first time and then the spider titties and spider legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530044
But you're not even paying her, and if you truly don't trust her you wouldn't keep a kikimora around. They have a tendency to sexually assault bad masters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529961
>eventually marry succy and get her give you a daughteru
>have a stroll with her and meido outside once as succuslut 'stays late for work' again
>complain on how they tire your poor wife with work more and more recently for some reason, making her more detached from the family too, your meido trying her best to make a sincerely-looking face about this
>then share how you love your daughteru so so much, and children as a whole, and you always wished you'd become the father of a huge loving family one day, your woman giving you lots of toddlers
>sadly though, you say, wife only laughs at this and says she hates being pregnant so it can't be helped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530042
It's obviously the feeling of a job well done. I shall giver her head pats and more victory cuddles.
If Mistress Wurm asks to cuddle at night then I shall do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530025
This for EMG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530050
If she tries that she's living on the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529740
>last line
God dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530051
fuck man that is too much. We need to travel back in time and fuck the maid early

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530029
Hey, I've been collecting all this in a bin. If you haven't done it yourself, I'll provide the paste when this is finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a lazy day of doing nothing but lying in a web hammock with your spider-waifu.
>You will never coil with a luscious lamia on a cold winter night.
>You will never be passionately embraced by your loving harpy after she sees that you built her a nest with your own two hands.
>You will never tell a self conscious dragon newt how pretty her scales are.
>You will never go swimming alongside your shark girlfriend.
>You will never get fit with the help of a devoted kobold.
>You will never put a ring on a succubus asking for each others sole loyalty to one another.
>You will never take you centaur lover to Medieval Times for dinner and a show.
>You will never have a quiet day on the farm with just you and your holstaurus wife.
Say /jp/, why were we born into this reality again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530065
The same reason everyone else is here, to find a slim bit of happiness among the massive throng of suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530042
A relationship between a butler and his employer would be improper. If she were to ask about marriage, though, that's a different story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529839
>ranked
I just play normals and ARAM
Only ranked play I ever do are the placement matches to get into gold+ once per season so I get the free skin.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, good night everyone.
Stay cool and continue not burning down the thread.
Now I just feel weird saying it now that it's already been said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530070
She doesn't know what that is though. Not in the legal sense anyway. She just knows she wants her butler to cozy up with her, and spend the rest of her days with him as she fights crime.

>>13530052
She'll always nuzzle your hand when you give her head-pats. And coil around you comfortably at night.
Don't be surprised to find a wet-spot on your pants in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529932
thanks for writing, writefag-kun
I've been enjoying it so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530075
It only counts when you say it Average.
It's pointless to release sex crazed hellhounds twice after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530075

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530082
Cool, makes me feel nice.
Although I feel as though I should be worried about something you just said.

>>13530084
I would do that to a loli dragon and nothing would be able to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530048
Koreans got it first, and there was a quicky translation on /a/. Not TF-approved, though.

...But the chapter focuses more on shenanigans w/ Suu and two newcomers.

>>13530056
Correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528730

So after being at work for awhile so I'm back to continue.

>"Please squeeze the other one too." She sighed happily as you continued drinking her milk
>You readily agreed and thus your free hand began working the other breast
>After awhile though something was nagging at you.
>You stop momentarily which makes the the Holstaur look at you with a mixed look of worry and curiosity.
>"So the last time you were milked was over a week ago?"
>She nods
>"But you live on a farm here so wouldn't be there someone working here to help you?"
>The farm didn't look rundown much so it made you curiouser
>She became downcast "The original owner was a wonderful older gentleman. There was only few Holstaur here in the beginning. But others like myself who lived in the wild found themselves eventually finding this place and we just sort of settled here."
>She looked at you with a smile and giggled; wiping some milk off your chin and your other hand. And then she continued.
>"But then his family were having some problems and asked him to return. He didn't want to but he said his farewells. He asked an acquaintance that he's known to take over until his return; but we don't know when he'll return and the person who took over hasn't been paying us much attention despite our pleas. This all didn't happen too long ago."
>There was a long silence.
>She looked back at you with a smile that had some longing behind it.
>"How was the milk?"
>You smiled back at her and replied honestly "Best I've ever had. "
>"Glad to hear it." She hugged you again since it had weakened during her story. "I really appreciate what you've done for me."
>"I gotta ask you a big favor. ...Can I have come home with you? If not then can you please come back every so often? I don't want my breasts to be as painful as they were before you came here."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530079
>Wet spots
Huh, that's odd. I may need to ask my mistress if she's alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530087
Okay good.

Who're the two newcomers? Or rather, what?
We got a vanilla sheep, two chocolate sheep, and a slutty cow last chapter. Hopefully this new one has similarly high standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530029
>'What do you mean?'
>'All the traps you've been setting for me so far have left me with a whole lot of rope to work with-'
>From off your belt you pull a long length of rope made from Katrina's own silk
>'-And I think it's finally time I got your king.'
>Katrina realizes what your trying & makes a mad dash for you, trying to end the game
>You line up a throw & give it everything you've got
>Whatever divine force is in this world smiled on you as the rope sticks to the doll
>She's bearing down on you as you give a mighty tug on the silk rope
>The cord holding the doll snaps
>It flies through the air towards you as Katrina crashes into you, knocking you to the floor in a heap
>You both come to your senses to survey the damage
>Katrina has a hand around the final flag, but it's still secure on your belt
>And sitting on your chest is the little king, the symbol of your total victory
>'Heheh...Hahahaha...HAHAHAHAHA!!!'
>After years of her putting you in your place you finally managed to beat her
>Katrina seems stunned, but finally manages to give you a smile
>'Looks like you finally pulled it off.'
>The two of you get back to your feet and take in the surroundings
>'Thanks for helping me take my mind off all this school stuff. It's getting late now. What do you say we head back in?'
>'Oh, no. I just went through your gauntlet. Now it's your turn to seek!'
>She seems dumbfounded at you. 'Really?'
>'Yes really. I finally stole this from you, now I'm going to finally protect it from you.'
>There's a brief second before she starts to laugh.
'Alright, have it your way, genius.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530097
Oh don't worry, she'll tell you herself. She always finds similar wet-spots on her panty-triangles the next morning. It appears as though the contact with these while cuddled up is what got your pants wet.

[Anonymous No.]

ASMR is a nefarious plot to get me to stop doing productive things. Thanks for introducing me to this. I'm addicted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530099
Lizard girl, and a two-horned Oni. Officers/bodyguards assigned to protect a certain target...Suu or so we're led to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530104
Hmm, I guess I should do a little research.
I mean, other than her getting a little "excited" in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530101
Fuck YEAH WE WON, well until we lose in the protection round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530107
>Lizardgirl
FINALLY a properly presented Lizardgirl. They've had naught but cameos for too long now.

Does this chapter keep up the trend of showing fans who sent in profiles hooking up with new girls at the end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530106

I had a sort of green-textish idea where MGs pick up on ASMR and start doing it.

Men are given special copies with a little extra where they are invited to visit them at their home for a more "authentic experience."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13529065
Urge to milk and bully rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530120
Kinda. The profiles were used for the girls' partners in the department.

Also, spoilers for the final page:
These are orders from the Queen!! Come back to the kingdom with us, Princess Merouta!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530065
>Take Shetland pony-chan to Medieval times
>She wants to try jousting too
>But nobody is small enough to ride on her back
Such is life for Shetland pony-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530086
Sure you can handle it big man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530089
>acquire new cow roommate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530138
>Department Partners
Good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530145
Yes, her ear finds are getting rubbed and her hair ruffled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530101
>After a few minutes, you give her the signal
>Katrina comes back to the clearing to find...
>Nothing
>Not one log or rock seems to have been moved since she left
>'What are you playing at?'
>'No games. Just find the king & you win. I won't even try to take your flags.'
>'Is that so?'
>'Yep. I'm going to sit right here & wait for you to give up.'
>You plop down on the side of the hill, not breaking eye contact once
>Katrina gives you a suspicious look, but seems to trust you & goes to work
>She spends what seems to be an eternity searching for the doll
>The sun's almost completely set now, & she has flipped every single rock, branch, & loose object three times over
>She finally collapses next to you, exhausted
>'Well?'
>You have the biggest shit-eating grin on your face right now
>Is this how she's felt all these years? Feels good.
>'Fine...'
>'What was that?'
>...in...'
>'Speak up please.'
>'You win!'
>Oh, how sweet victory is! And you feel like letting her know just how it feels
>'Okay, genius, you finally won. Now where's the doll?'
>'You know, I can't believe you didn't think to look for it in the most obvious spot.'
>You pull the doll out of your hoodie's pocket
>Katrina just stare blankly at it for a moment
>'That's cheating!'
>'I stayed on the hill the entire time. It's perfectly fair.'
>'Give me that thing!'
>She reaches across you for the doll but loses her balance, falling on top of you
>The two of you just linger there for a moment, the doll held between you
>'Guess you finally got the better of me.'
>'Heh, guess I did...'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530138
>Spoiler
Well, as much as I expected such a shitty twist, I'm still mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530157
We finally won, time for victory love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530160
If it makes you feel any better, a new species was added as a cameo. One panel shows a...well, for lack of a better term, a Tetra Arm on the force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530127
>Kraken ASMR
>Lamia ASMR
>Holstaurus ASMR
>Sandworm ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530138
Does this mean the Darling-helps-misc.-MGs-Out-while-they-hook-up-with-fans Arc is over, and now we're instead now going to have an entire arc devoted to Worst-Girl and her Under-the-Sea Kingdom?

That sounds awful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530174
>Sandworm is everywhere around you
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, if approached by a Hellhound who's growling, avoid direct eye contact and look at the ground. This will tell her that you're submissive and not a threat. Hopefully she will then leave you alone.

Do not try to run, running away will excite the Hellhound, and result in her chasing you.

If she pounces on you, she will lightly bite you on the neck. If you try to push her off or move away, she will growl and bite deeper, asserting her dominance and warning you not to disobey her.

Keep these tips and mind, and you should be safe until animal control can rescue you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530174
>spoiler
I...yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530181
Oh, it will be downright awful. But when it ends, we can concentrate on better girls. Like Chuunahan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530184
I thought of the neckbitig thing too.

But what if I don't want to get rescued?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530184
Just buy a dog-whistle, it drives them insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530184
I want a Hellhound to hug me from behind and nibble my ears and neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530181
I imagine that it'll probably be a retread of the chapter where Rachnee was reunited with her old homestay. Just enough of a plot to fill out a single chapter. Any more than that, then we hit One Piece levels of plot complications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530184
What if a Hellhound bites too deep into a man's neck?

You are now imaging a sobbing wreck of a Hellhound running into a hospital carrying a blood covered man begging the staff to help him You are now imaging her screams as the staff tell her he can't be helped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530199
>One Piece levels of plot complications
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530184
What happens if you directly lie on the ground and make a submissive display to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530201
She's a HELLhound. He dies, she snatches his soul back, like how Lala brings Kimihito back from the dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530198
"I-I need to go... I'm late fo-"
>"GRRRR"
"Okay okay, it's fine, I'll stay a little longer I guess..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530201
but it's one of those doctor soap operas where the expert comes and does the impossible right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530184
I meet her gaze.
No backing down for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530204
She will contemplate taking you back to her den as her mate/bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530204
Belly rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530202
Sorry. Was thinking of this one pic where the plots of the Big Three were represented by a single line. Can't remember if it was One Piece or not, but one line tried to keep straight but just wound up branching off in so many directions that no progress was made at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530210
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530215
I know the image you're talking about, but it's not really any indication of "complications".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530214
>Hellhound giving me bellyrubs
I don't know if I want this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530192
>>13530199
WAIT. I just thought of something. A couple things really.

First of all, the Good thing.
Crabman has never done more than a single chapter devoted to a single girl. I doubt Mero of all things will be the first exception. But rather, she is being recalled to her Kingdom by her MOTHER, the Queen. MILF Fishtits. What if this is the beginning of a second MILF-Arc? What if the chapter after has Spider-MILF-tits?! Think of it anons!

The Bad thing...
Even if that is the case, we'll still have to deal with a whole chapter of Mero. Worse yet, if the previous MILFs are anything to go by, she'll likely be just as tragedy-obsessed as her daughter. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if this entire thing turns out to be a Mother-Daughter plot to forcibly inject some tragedy and/or drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530210
From my limited medical knowledge, in the case if a deep/arterial cut they would only tell her that if he had already bled out and was a corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530221
I will endure fishtits for as many chapters as needed for a Spider MILF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530210
Doctor Maus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530211
This is dangerous Anon, she will see you as a threat to her position as alpha and try to put you in your place.

Just try to stay out of her like everyone else. It's not worth it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530220
Look at those paws, Man. Just look at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530234
Maus MD. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530219
In that case, 'complications' might have been the wrong word for me to use. If there was anything close to a decent plot in EMG, I guess that 'derailment' would have been a better choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530199
One Piece. Isn't complicated at all it's just drawn out with slow pacing. So almost everything you can say about it took at least +5 years into its existence for you to get answers for a lot things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530238
>Just try to stay out of her like everyone else
But he's planning to end up inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13528803
>pic related, cowgirls love baking sweets to use as bait for their future husbands.

>Walking by that farm on your way back home from work
>Get called out by a Holstaur
>"You work too hard so I thought to make some sweets for you to enjoy. Come on over!"
>Well that sounds nice. What the heck.
>She puts a cookie in her mouth when you're near her.
>Her tail starts swaying
>You try to just take it from her "Thank you thats-" but she moves her head out of the way.
>What's her game? You try again but the same thing happens.
>She closes her eyes and leans toward you
>Maybe if I...
>You move your head closer to bite into it. This time she doesn't move away. Then she starts chewing and moves closer toward you.
>You take a nibble off of it and try to move your head away to compliment her on it but she wraps her arms around the back your head.
>Still chewing and moving closer.
>Her tail is swaying really fast now.
>And she has heart pupils going on too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530238
No, I will look her in the eyes and gaze into her core.
Ear scratches may or may not follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530242
>"IT'S NOT LUPUS!" She screams.
>Hammers her tiny fists on your legs in anger.

HNNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530245
>drawn out and with slow pacing
Actually the current arc, despite it's ungodly length, has been rushed. All the big fights except the boss fight were only given a single chapter each.
>>13530254
>she has a on-and-off relationship with the DILF director of the hospital

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530157
>In the setting sun, you've suddenly become very aware of the woman on top of you
>Her eyes are shining like rubies
>her beautiful black air hanging down, framing her face in the fading light
>Her soft body pressed against your own
>Your mind is spinning, urging you to do something, anything
>Almost on instinct, you reach up and kiss her
>The two of you hang there for a moment before you pull away
>You just stare at each other for a moment, a blush breaking out on Katrina's face
>'I-I-I'm sorry. I don't know what came over m-'
>Katrina takes your head in her hands, kissing you back twice as hard
>It's a good minute before she breaks it, saliva hanging between your lips. Now it's your turn to look surprised
>'Idiot... what took you so long.'
>Your lips meet again with redoubled enthusiasm, intent to not break apart for as long as possible
>Your hands start to roam over each others bodies
>You feel along her back, down to where warm flesh meet cool chitin
>You both become painfully aware of how suffocating your clothes are
You begin to undo her top as she likewise tries to work your shirt off, breaking away just long enough to lift it over your head
>Her breasts press into your chest as you pull each other as close as possible, the heat of your bodies almost unbearable
>Instinct guides your hand to her chest & you begin to play with her breasts
>She's moaning into your mouth as you knead the flesh in your hand, teasing the nipple with your fingers
>Finally, the two of you break your impassioned kiss to breathe
Cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530251
Just a warning to people in these threads, this is a terrible thing to attempt with unfamiliar or stray dogs. Never do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530263
Hellhounds are girls first and dogs second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530263
And know you have me thinking about a stray hellpup covered in dirt and rags, growling and barking at an Anon three times her size.
I would adopt that girl so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530260
AH YEAH SPIDERTITS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530260
Oh yes. Oh yes oh yes oh hot damn yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530265
But if we're going by that anon's original post they follow the body language of dogs. You don't have to look away but looking them straight in the eyes is a hostile action. For all she knows you're going to try to start a fight not scratch her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530273
She's a girl, girls are enamored by longing gazes into their eyes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530263
It works with healthy pet dogs that were properly socialized. With anything else you're asking for a mauling.

In this case the mauling is a raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530273
Hellhounds are ruff and tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530277
But anon, an enamored hellhound is a rapey hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530278
>>13530285
Just as planned.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

So I just heard that underdog dropped Jitsu wa due to drama and english translation. When is the the english translation coming out, and what was the scanlation drama? There was apparently backstabbing on part by another scanlation crew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530285
Any Hellhound is a rapey Hellhound. Only an enamored one has heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530289
Sometimes I wonder if AIs would have problems with drama between each other or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530278
Hellhounds are untamed and far from domesticated. It's advised to avoid them when possible for your own safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530174

>Yuki-onna ASMR
>Does the whole lost traveler bit like a typical Yuki-onna would do.
>The Yuki-onna in question had a bit of difficulty getting it right as she put her recording equipment in a blizzard. Either outside or in a room in her house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530309
Of course they would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530260
It must hurt to be naked on that debris filled hillside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530260
>You can feel your member straining against your pants desperate for relesase
>She must have read your mind as her hands are already undoing your belt
>The cool night air almost burns against the seething flesh of your erection
>Katrina pulls aside her skirt, revealing her delicate folds already soaked in anticipation
>She takes hold of you, gently positioning you at her entrance
>In one swift motion she slides her hips down, joining the two of you together as your shaft buries itself in her
>She moans heavily into your chest, holding you close as she is filled for the first time
>Once she settles, her six eyes look up to yours, ready to finish the deed
>Your rhythm starts slow, gentle, as you both let the sensations wash over you
>Her walls are warm & moist, squeezing around you, sending pleasure through you like nothing before
>Your hands guide her hips, pulling out a small moan from her with each slow thrust
>You slowly pick up the pace, going a little bit harder, a little bit deeper
>Now you can feel her hips pushing back into your own as desire begins to overtake her
>Your tempo begins to build & build, your own carnal thoughts consuming you
>her breath begins to catch & you feel her walls clamping tight around you
>She pulls you close & kisses you deeply as her hips rock harder & harder, riding out her orgasm
>You can feel you own limit coming
>With one final thrust, you bury yourself deep within her
>White hot jets erupt from your throbbing member & plaster her womb, determined to claim her as yours
>Your hips grind into one another as the last of your load fills her up
>Utterly spent, the two of you lay there in bliss, holding one another in your arms
>Her legs wrap around you, keeping you inside her as long as possible
Cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530315
They seem a bit safer than Ushi Onis. Hellhounds acknowledge their mates are fragile so they try to prevent pelvis breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530127
>>13530174

>Dragon ASMR of her tapping and scratching her claws on things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530330
>crackling flames
>"You looked a little chilly, shivering like that, so I made us a fire..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530327
>try
But yeah I see what you're saying, just play submissive and you won't get roughed up by a Hellhound much. An Ushi-Oni is more like some kind of serial rapist who doesn't hold back.

Unless she's waifu'd or sealed of course, waifu'd/sealed Ushi-Onis are safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530332
>The sound of coins rustling
>"It's comfy, isn't it?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530332
>Dragon not being haughty, bossy or dominant.
Immersion ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530342
As a Dragonslut, I dislike your stereotyping.
>>13530340
>"Would you like to count them with me?"
>sound of clinking coins comes from the left, her whispers from the right
>"Oooneee... twoooo... three..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530333
>waifu'd/sealed Ushi-Onis are safe
I hear brainwashing works pretty well too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530342
Dude, don't be racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530332
>>13530342
>>13530346
I NEED AN ADULT. I'M BEING SEDUCED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530342
They are pretty deredere to long time partners it seems. Their actions wouldn't match their words anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530333
>Just play submissive

Never do this.

It's better to be roughed up than to just give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530364
Why? If you submit, you get off easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530364
There's pretty much no reason to do this other than pride. Which won't help you if you're already about to get raped by a fiery demon dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530346
>"...21....22..."
>"Hmm? Getting tired? No need to worry. Feel free to sleep. I won't anything happen to you, my treasure."

>In the extras there's a version where the coin counting continues
>For over an hour
>of nothing but coin counting, the sounds of a fire crackling and whispering in your ear
>Finally it stops.
>"That's all of them. But of course none of these coins mean a thing without you here."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530366
>being a wimp
I demand you return your man-card this instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530333
>waifu'd/sealed Ushi-Onis are safe

Unless she's been cyberized. Then you're just fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530366
>>13530373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64&hd=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530373
>pride

And you somehow need more reasons than that, because...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530374
Secret Ending is Best Ending.
>You've proven yourself worthy, beloved.
>>13530375
I'm the one who wants to willingly have sex with the girl, you're the one who wants to fight against the girl trying to have sex with you. Which of us is more of a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530374
doki doki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530382
Why is pride good? I hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a loli hellhound try and dominate me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530383
>Which of us is more of a man?
Since I'm more than just my dick, I'll just go ahead say I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530382
Because, you end up with the exact same thing. If you feel you need to struggle to live with yourself afterwards then go for it, but not everyone has that fragile of an ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530386
Well, it keeps me from giving up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530392
And what is wrong with giving up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530387
Not easily, Hellhounds aren't very dangerous as pups.

Unless you're a kid in the same grade as one. In that case prepare to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530391
I'd rather have a fragile ego than none at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530396
>Childhood friend hellhound
I do want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530398
That's just your ego talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530395
Do you really expect an answer to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530403
Yes. If you're trying to do something and you know you can't do it, but you keep trying anyway because of muh pride, you're just dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530398
Believe it or not, some people can brush shitty experiences off without it affecting their ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530401
How did you know? Are you some sort of wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530411
Yes. I'm a Warlock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530407
>know you can't do it
Since I don't, I'm still in the clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530324
>You have no idea how long the two of you lay out on that hill
>The lights in your house were all off by the time you finally made it back
>You look like a mess
>Your clothes are completely wrecked
>You reek of sweat (as well as other things)
>You have leaves in some rather uncomfortable places
>But damn, was it worth it
>You come in as quietly as possible, trying not to disturb anyone
>'That you, bro?'
>Crap you sister's still up
>A light comes on in the kitchen, illuminating your Oni stepsister, her scruffy sleeping tank-top, and a beer in her hand
>'The hell you doing out so late?'
>'Uhh, I was... just over at Katrina's.'
>'Then why do you look like shit?'
>Ummm, we went for a walk. In the woods. Aaaand I feeell?'
>She walks over to you, giving you a once-over
>Anyone ever tell you you're a bad liar?'
>'What?'
>You reek of cum, like you just came out of a whore house. So the two of you finally fucked, ehh?'
>The game's up. 'Is it that obvious?'
>Your sister let's out a small laugh. 'So my little brother finally popped his cherry, huh? Cheers!'
>'You won't tell mom or dad, will you?'
>'Pfft, why? It's your cock, Do what you want with it.'
>She cracks open the beer & makes for her room
>Before she rounds the corner, she turns back to you
>'The two of you are pretty cute together. Don't do anything to fuck it up.'
>'Right...'
>'And tell that little spider tramp if she ever hurts my bro, I'll kick her ass.'
>You crack a small smile. She was a little rough, but she cared about you
>You make your way up to your bed
>It feels a little lonely without Katrina there to beside you, but you're too tired to care
>'Guess we'll have to work on that...'

[Anonymous No.]

>Ushi-Oni ASMR
>She put a microphone near her rear and humps the ground.
>Whispers into another microphone.
>"You hear that? That's whats happening to your pelvis."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530415
My point being that there are situations where giving up is the reasonable thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530409
What a shocking revelation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530396
Eh, I was always too sleepy as a kid to give bullies the responses they wanted. Even when they accidentally broke my arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530416
Damn great end. supportive Oni sis is great. Monster childhood friends are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530419
The way I see it, you wanna give up because resisting is troublesome, and I wanna keep fighting so that'll feel good about myself later on.

Seems to me that we're both a little selfish here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13527961
and one fucking crazy guitar playing alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530418
But I didn't hear the sound of any glass being shattered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530416
>Read beer as Bear
>Now all I can think about is a grown-up Oni who sleeps with a teddy bear
Adorable.

Anyway, lovin' this spider childhood friend stuff. Childhood friend always a best, and this stuff with the games is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530425
>*so that I'll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530425
It's not just about resistance being troublesome, but also about resistance being unnecessary. I'd love to play with a Hellhound.
Also you're more selfish than me, since you're causing trouble for another person!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530418
[Need to have and adult intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530418

No it'd be more like:

> You hear that my love?
> That's the sound of me laying our new hardwood floor
> CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK
> Oh yes. Look at that lovely dark color. It's almost as beautiful as you are~
> I can't wait to pin you against it and nibble on your ear
> [Pedipalp twitching intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530421
So, you can see why someone would not throw a tantrum and suck it up instead of making things worse for no reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530435
>you're causing trouble for another person!
I'm causing trouble for the person who's causing me trouble?

Well, lock me up then, officer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530439
>throw a tantrum
Unfair characterizations aside, I still disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530440
There is no trouble in MY way of doing things! Like water flows, so too I go through the path of least resistance and obtain the best result for both parties!

[Anonymous No.]

>Mouse girl ASMR
>Good luck picking out a single voice
>There are over twenty all going at once
>One of them is munching on nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530425
There's not many things in life that I'd give up in. But a fiery demon dog at my throat is one of those. That's a checkmate position. If you can't tell that it's hopeless there then that's just dodo levels of suicidal. If we were talking about just encountering a Hellhound sure. A hellhound about to rape you? You're fucked if you get to that point, literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530446
You're just a slut, Anon. You don't need to try to justify it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530446
Yes, you're the Bruce Lee of giving up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530374
heart = stolen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530459
Your heart is now hers, and her heart is now yours. REJOICE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530452
>That's a checkmate position
According to who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530428
>Now all I can think about is a grown-up Oni who sleeps with a teddy bear
Spinoff story about his sister when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530450
>Dormouse ASMR
>Just snoozing

>Mermaid ASMR
>Sounds of the ocean punctuated with gurgling sounds when she talks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530450
>"Kyaa~ I found his penis!"
>"Where was it?!"
>"Annie was hogging it all!"
>"It's my turn to use his right arm! I want to hug it!"
>"I'm 2nd for face-riding, no one forget!"
>"Hey mister, where do you keep your cheese?"
>"UWAAA IT'S TOO BIG! HELP I'M STUCK!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530464
A lot of people. Substitute that with a wild animal instead of a monstergirl.

A bear's jaws at your throat? You've gone and fucked up. Same deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530452
You're fucked either way at that point. You can either stop resisting and let her get it over with, or resist to the end despite knowing it won't do any good.
I wouldn't fault someone for either choice, but I do think the second shows more backbone. Personally I go with the third option. I want to fuck the Hellhound anyways, so it's not rape and I get to enjoy myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530478
Who are these people, and who do they think they are?

Also, a bear is way more hardcore than a hellhound, don't even pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530468
Both of those sound like they could work. My Japanese ASMRs have shown me for a fact the first is nice.

>Kiki ASMR
>An hour of mic feather dusting

>Jinko ASMR
>She chuffs in circles around the receiver

>Tanuki ASMR
>Soft whispered money counting

>Kitsune ASMR
>9 hours of tail brushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530468
God I'd love to have a dormouse to sleep with. This insomnia is going to kill me someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530489
>The Jinko ASMR gets removed by youtube bots

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530485
Okay. Tell me how that's not a checkmate scenario. And if it isn't, what is?

>Also, a bear is way more hardcore than a hellhound, don't even pretend

Only saving grace is one will let you live. But no, it's a hellhound. They're monsters, not cosplayers. If she were trying to kill you she'd be way worse than bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530485
I was with you up to this point
>a bear is way more hardcore than a hellhound
Bullshit. Magical Hellbeast>any natural animal

Unless you mean in terms of the damage it's going to do to you, since bear will kill your ass and hellhound just wants dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530459

That's the plan for most of the MGs doing ASMR. To get you to seek them out on your own rather than the other way around.

But I bet there'd be a few that would just be really into it for it's own sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530479
So option three is pressing your raging boner against her thighs in hopes she gets the drift?

>>13530497
That creepy baphomet "Let's Play Angry Harpies" is still up, why would the jinko get taken down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530489
>Jinko ASMR
>She chuffs in circles around the receiver

I want to be circled by a dangerous Tiger Girl deep in a jungle somewhere, in fear of what she's going to do to me for trespassing in her territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530501
>prove a negative
No no anon, that's not how this works.

>>13530502
>Unless you mean in terms of the damage
Yeah, what did you think I meant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530501
>Tell me how that's not a checkmate scenario
Stop right now, motherfucker. You are practically begging for this to turn into another stupid-ass HFY vs invincible monsters argument. It's a hypothetical scenario, what you can and can't do is up to the person reading it unless otherwise specified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530416
>4 years pass
>The two of you made it through most of your college lives on one piece
>She's wrapping up her design program, and you managed to scrape together a modest marketing degree
>The two of you are moving into an apartment just off campus for your last year
>Katrina's been pitching an idea of you two starting your own development team, making a few products to pitch to some of the bigger companies together
>She's helping you pack the last of your things before you two move out
>'I can't believe we're finally doing this.'
>'What having second thoughts?'
>'Of course not. Just thinking back on how all this... how we... started.'
>'Feels like it was just yesterday you were that goofy looking kid who was moving in next door, and now-'
>'And now that goofy kid is moving in with the most beautiful girl in the world.'
>She's starting to tear up a bit. 'Oh, stop it.'
>You set down the box you're packing & walk over to her.
>'Hey, you wanna step out for a bit?'
Part 1 of two for the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530513
>what did you think I meant?
I don't even know, people use hardcore in a ton of different ways. It's almost meaningless at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530511
That would be nice. Tigers are so wonderful, even orangutans love them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MwQYcY479o

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530514
Yeah, which is why I didn't even want to get into this.

>>13530518
A lot of words seem to be this way.
Time to get some new ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530506
Tanukis trying to sell chuffing therapy tapes of course. Sneaky ringtails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530506
>So option three
Yes. It's generally my go-to option. I have it hot-keyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530516
>The two of you forget about packing and go out for a walk to clear your heads
>Unsurprisingly, your walk leads the two of you to your old hill in the woods
>'Seems like whenever we have a new beginning, we always end up here.'
>Yep. You bringing me here the first time we played your little game, the first time we were together-'
>'And now when we're moving in together.'
>'I think you're forgetting one other beginning.'
>Katrina seems confused as you point her to the to of the hill
>On the top of the hill is a shoddy stone pedestal, perched upon it is the old 'king'
>But he's not alone
>Next to him is a new doll with brilliant red eyes, wearing a beautiful gown
>In their hands is a brilliant gold ring set with a diamond
>Katrina slowly picks up the ring & turns to you
>'Is this-'
>You take the ring from her and kneel down
>'This is where we started our friendship together, and it's where I wanted to start the rest of our lives together.'
>All six of Katrina's eyes are tearing up as you ask her the question.
>'Will you marry me?'
>Tears of joy begin to roll down her face
>Time seems to stand still as you fit the ring over her finger
>As you rise, she pulls you into a tender embrace, giving you a loving kiss
>'Idiot... What took you so long?'
END

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530524
This makes me want to play with jinko cubs. And then find out they were sabbathites in disguise when it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530534
>Tears of joy begin to roll down her face
Now I'm imagining six big spider eyes all crying at once.
That must look interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530511
I don't care, just give me the goddamn chuffing!

https://youtu.be/XOc61aQSjSc?t=108

>>13530526
>trying
And succeeding. Tsundere manticore chuffing would be great too. I wonder if sphinx puzzle chuffing would work somehow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530534
Adorable. Simply an adorable story, through-and-through.

Kind of reminded me of that one cute Manticore story posted a while back.

Anyway, I hope you're gonna pastebin this, would like to read it again sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530534
http://pastebin.com/vPV2v6Ud
here you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530544
>Sphinx ASMR
>The sound of her doing a rubix cube puzzle in her paws
>Her various hums, grumbles, chuffs, and other noises going the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530544
>manticore chuffing
They're lion based not tiger. I don't think lions chuff, they sort of...growl-purr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530184
I'm going to look her square in the eyes and dare her to make a move. I'm not playing bitch for anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530552
>cute Manticore story
ERROR: Could not parse this line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530534
we did it good end and all that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530534
Fuck, I usually don't tear up to lovey dovey things, but this just hit all the strings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530554
Awesome, thanks.

>>13530563
Cuddlecore was great man. Maximum comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530562
I hope you're armed.

[Anonymous No.]

>Cancer ASMR where she's pretending to be a hairdresser.
>Whispers, "So what kind of style are you looking for Anon?"
>She rubs her bubbles over the mic to simulate she's shampooing and washing your hair.
>Snips her claws at it to simulate cutting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530572
This is my strongest trigger. I fucking love haircuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530572
>You will never go to a Cancer barber/salon near the beach
Imagine the scenery. the peaceful waves, the mermaids slashing about, the setting sun. all while a lovely crab girl grooms and cuts your hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530572
Miracles.

Harpy white note ASMR when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530572
Her voice would be pretty kuudere. Not sure if it enhances it or makes it awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530289
>scanlation drama

It baffles me that this exists. You don't get this sort of thing for anime translators, do you? So why manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530572
>>13530593
Then a punk Shark Girl boots the door open and walks in and yells "YO SNIPS, WHOSE SURFBOARD DO I GOTTA BITE TO GET A HAIRCUT IN THIS DUMP?!"

http://i.imgur.com/PwVRWqj.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530554
Thanks for doing that for me. I'll throw it up on my own pastebin for anyone who missed it tomorrow.
>>13530552
>>13530565
>>13530568
Glad you liked it. It was fun to just write without over-thinking a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530611
She doesn't seem very aerodynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530289

>>>/a/125673350 has a link to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530623
You tell HER that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530623
Hydrodynamic, you mean. Neither does Gandharva in her fluid of choice so really you should just write it off as "it's rape, I ain't gotta explain shit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530634
Yes, I meant Hydrodynamic. I should get some sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>MG gamer that sells merchandise based off her channel of plowing her way through the hardest games, on request from fans
The question is, is it haram or halal?

[Anonymous No.]

Night guys, I need to sleep. I will dream of childhood mg waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530634
>Gandharva

Best or worst adventuring bard?

On one hand she'd do her job effectively. On the other she'd get everyone raped with her songs. So anyone who doesn't have a waifu in the party will end up with one if she does her thing in a hostile monstergirl encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530660
She'd travel from inn to inn. Playing her instrument and giving men she likes 'fuck me' eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530657
Eeehhhhh
I'm leaning toward the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530660
Seems to me like earpro if you've got a gandharva in your party would be like gas masks if you plan on using tear gas. She'd be great so long as you come properly prepared. Not all of their songs are lewd anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530657
Kind of haram, a MG doing that wouldn't be much better.

Really monstergirls on the internet would be a very good experience for lonely NEETs looking for love since there's now a bunch of very depraved exotic women who are twice as thirsy as they. However, it would suck for just about everything else.

For example. Monstergirls would be the most cancerous ERPing /soc/ shitposters on this site if they existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530686
>dick or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530686
>Some creepy Manticore poster who talks about her planned victims, describing how she stalks them, watches them from afar, snips off a lock of their hair so she can breath in his scent.

>Then she starts uploading disturbing pictures of her drugged victims, tied up in her decrepit apartment on her messy bed. Her tail pussy forcefully milking them. Giving very detailed descriptions and updates.

>At that point people start screaming for mods and she gets banned. But she always reminds everyone that they might be her next 'lover'. Especially any poor Anon who accidentally leaks his personal information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530706
The day /hbg/ went too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530686
Just imagine the sabathites. I don't even need to say anything else on that one.

>>13530706
>'Accidentally'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530709
>>13530709
Perfection Boy.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530706
"WHAT THE FUCK! THAT'S MY HOUSE!"

"KEK"

"ha, get raped fag."

">2015+2"
">Giving out your personal info online"
">ISHYGDDT"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530706

>A gamer Ushi Oni who tries to add just about everyone to steam in steam threads so she can force ERP on them or get dick pictures

>A smug tripfagging Lilim who posts on /r9k/ and basically makes sure anyone who posts about being a virgin does not stay a virgin

>A cyclops who tries to make everything into fujoshit, and she succeeds everytime because of all the lurking monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530715
>Just imagine the sabathites
/a/ already has some

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530731
/a/ with monstergirls would see a huge rise in those lewd /a/non threads too. Except this time there would be actual girls instead of "traps". I don't know if that would make it better or worse. It would just be more frequent and the mods might just give up on deleting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530742
>/a/nime becomes /a/lps

Moot help us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530745
Speaking of /a/ and MG shit, when are we gonna see human girls in momster girl form?
Like Aki Izayoi as a legit alraune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530782
Unfortunately all there is, is stuff of her as a Plant-Dragon-Girl.

Wait how is that unfortunate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530563
>he doesn't know about Amanda

[Anonymous No.]

I love manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530827
Manticores are quite literally built for loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530827
I'd a lolicore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530838
I'd a gmilfcore
"Ara, you wouldn't want an old tailpussy like mine."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530611
If a shark did that I would boop her on the nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530827
Is it the mane? The wings? Or those sharp, piercing eyes, perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530827

You deviant.

They can be pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530863
>No mention of tail

Also it's because they are proactive and slut anons love proactive girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530863
I like pretty much all monster girls, I'm even coming around on matangoes, since they can become hatters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530872
Is it really love for a monstergirl if you're just working on the basis that they can turn into another monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530883
Is it really love for Makigarp if you get it to eventually have Gyarados?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530884
No, I think that's just patience and love for Gyarados.

It makes me think of a matango with self esteem issues who gets a person to date her by telling him she'll turn into a hatter.
"I- I know, I said I was meant to change into one already. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I don't know why it's taking so long! Just please, don't leave me... I know I can change for you, I'm trying as hard as I can. You deserve better than this- than me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530893
I can't stand that kind of thing, time to abandon the self and become one with her flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

How does matango go into Mad Hatter? A visit to Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530903
You hit her with the Wabbajack

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530872
I started coming around with that Space Fridge Fungi stuff earlier today. Too goddamn adorable. I just can't think of bullying them any more after that.

>>13530893
And AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530893

>Have sex with a Magikarp-girl.
>She transforms into a Gyrarados-girl during the act.

Would you survive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530909
>I started coming around with that Space Fridge Fungi stuff earlier today. Too goddamn adorable. I just can't think of bullying them any more after that.

That's total threadcanon stuff though. Just like there's no adorable baby ropers. There's only new vagina squid eggs laid in new human hosts. With matangos, it's just new spores taking root in the brain of a new human host. You have to remember the matango is basically just the fungus and that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530911
Keep Calm, and Touch Reverse Scale

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530917
Threadcanon supersedes whatever you're talking about, thus sayeth the Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530911
>fucking lolikarp
>her little legs are wrapped around you, or as far as they can reach
>she starts evolving as your climax approaches
>leg lock suddenly becomes more intense
>she's suddenly a big, buff girl similar to a ryu
>thick thighs pull you farther into the Gyarados girl's ravenous cunt with overwhelming muscular contractions
>the Gyarados abruptly throws her head back and roars to the skies as she squirts incredibly hard and soaks your crotch
>cum incredibly hard as the vibrations of her bellows instill a shivering primal fear from your head to your toes
>she tries to cuddle as the little spoon afterwards out of habit
>but she switches places with you after she nearly suffocated you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530925
Threadcanon makes too many other monstergirls worse for me to accept that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530909
Yeah, I've got matangos on the brain recently, it seems. The first one obviously started because I was thinking about Mushroom Samba, but then I genuinely thought to myself, "Actually, matangos are kind of cute."

Maybe it's because of a specific couple of rather deviant fetishes that I possess, but I don't think I'd mind bonding with a matango.
Just get to know her, spend months visiting the secluded clearing in the forest she lives in, getting closer and closer before realising that you actually love her. Then taking the final step, getting naked and pressing yourself up against her pudgy mushroom body, before spending the rest of your life in intimacy and happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530943
It's actually a similar case to Alraune.

>Furthermore, while it has been presumed that matango can't move on their own, recently matango that have received plenty of nutrients from men have stopped rooting themselves in the ground. They've even been observed moving by being carried by their men while having their roots entwined around them. (However, they remain joined with their men and it is said that they continue having sex even right in the middle of moving around).

So you could move around eventually if you wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530937

I like this, I like this very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530947
I don't think I'd want to, much. Definitely not near any civilisation, either. Both for their sakes, and because of a healthy fear of pitchforks, torches, and potential carpet bombings.
Moving around the forest would be nice, though. You could just find a nice stream, sit down on its bank, let your feet and her roots dip into the gently flowing water, and spend a whole day having seated sex under a lush, leafy canopy.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it not acceptable for slime-girls to have human-toned skin?

http://i.imgur.com/FUPHXTM.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530968
Mellona was supposed to have pinkish skin right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530184
>If she pounces on you, she will lightly bite you on the neck. If you try to push her off or move away, she will growl and bite deeper, asserting her dominance and warning you not to disobey her.
Real wolves don't do that.

Submissive members of the pack are supposed to lick the mouths of those who are more dominant, so you better get ready to reassure your submissiveness with some sloppy french kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530943
>Mushroom Samba

Fuck, I'm retarded. Or tired. Or being assimilated by matangos. Toys in the Attic was the episode I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I have the flu
>tfw dragon to nurse me back to health

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530974

Everything I've seen for her has shown she just has a light skin-tone with pink "clothing."

http://i.imgur.com/hE2uvED.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I have the flu
>tfw no dragon to nurse me back to health

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530993
For a moment I thought you knew something we didn't...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530998
awkward laughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530976

>you will never get attacked by a pack of affectionate werewolves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hdUCzbCuYk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531019
Don't do this to me Anon.
It's hard enough that I'll never have a single one do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530841
"Oh, 'a toothless old cat with dried up venom sacs,' am I?" And then she proves you wrong. For the next two days straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531064
Afterwards you let slip that her venom sacks are, in fact, dried up and you were just pretending to be poisoned. Then her face contorts as she slowly understands that it means you're hot enough for her grannypussy that you fucked her for two days willingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531078
I'd prefer it with the venom, but if she'd be anything like Abubu's GMILF kitsune, I'd tap that for two days without rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531091
>Abubu's GMILF kitsune
Dass it mane, fluffy grannies are the best. I want to nuzzle those gray tails all night as I pound her wrinkly old pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530838
But how?
Showing an innocent little lolicore how good her tailpussy can feel?
Going along with the awkward first attempts of one who's starting to awaken to her rapey instincts?
Giving one catnip and using her flexible little body like an onahole as she trashes and moans, completely out of it from from the unfamiliar sensation amplified by the effects of the herb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531114
>Going along with the awkward first attempts of one who's starting to awaken to her rapey instincts?
This but with a childhood friend pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531101
You beast, plowing a poor old woman like her as if you were a rutting beast. You'd never hear the end of the chastisement of how much you tired her out.
All while she'd be using her generous bosom to stroke you to full mast for another round.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never dominate a direwolf with constant dickings until she openly professes herself to be your bitch and looks forward to being used.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get attacked by a bunch of Anons.

Come on Anons! Smother me in your hateful tits and balls and vaginas and anuses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531134
>mfw I work with a cute aunty and get at least one boner a week while driving the van because I imagined fucking her in the back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531078
That might just make her feel like you're patronizing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Two rival werewolves with a history together are competing against each other to make you their mate
>You'll often find yourself jumped upon by one, trapped with no hope of escape, before the second barges in
>They'll wrestle and fight each other, allowing you to slip away in the commotion
>This cycle repeats
>Over and over
>They're like a comedy act, or villians from a cartoon, thwarting each others' attempts to make love to you repeatedly
>Eventually you're caught between them
>They each have one of your arms, and won't let go until they're chosen by you, to settle things once and for all

>The first werewolf is tall. A full foot taller than you
>Her eyes are bright green, and her short, messy hair shining silver
>She's got a full figure with large breasts, but she can handle herself surprisingly well, and knows how to use her strength
>Whenever she's not outright fighting with her rival, her disposition is gentle and quiet. Her ambushes usually involve her sneaking upon you from behind, hugging you, and tripping you up so she can take you to the ground with her
>She's also very smothery

>The second werewolf barely reaches your sternum with her ears
>Her amber eyes gleam with fierceness and fire, and her wild shock of black hair ends where her equally tangled tail begins
>Her body's like a coiled spring, buzzing with energy. She's lean and lithe, natural curves layered with muscle, and uses her extreme flexibility and athleticism to combat the first werewolf
>Outside of snarling her head off at her rival, she's excitable and energetic, and wants nothing more than to travel the world with you, getting into tussles and finding adventure
>When she ambushes you, it's from the front with a cheer. She'll give you just enough time to brace before bowling into you, assaulting you with her tongue and driving her nose into all the soft spots she can reach

So, who do you pick? It's a standoff, and you're not getting out of this bind unless you take charge and choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531139
>You will never laugh at anon when he gets fucked through the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531160
>It's a standoff, and you're not getting out of this bind unless you take charge and choose.
So I take charge and choose both?
I don't see the problem here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13530847
>Boop her on the nose.
>"Ah! What the fuck man?!"
>Boop her again.
>"Cut it out punk!"
>Boop.
>"STOP!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531153
Nobody would be so ignorant of their body to not know if they had venom or not in the first place. So the entire premise falls apart anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531172
>Here are two girls that like you and hate each other
>They will never get along and hate sharing
>I choose Harem4Lyfe Yo

Every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531165
>you will never contently sigh as a dire wolf cuddles up against you once she's done fucking you through the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531160
The first one. Tall girls are love.

>>13531191
I know right, every time I make one of these the same happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531160
Would they join forces when Anon gets kidnapped by a gang of dangerous Wolf Girl bikers?

Will they rescue Anon in time before the violent biker thugs have their way with him, mindbreaking him into the pack bitch?

Would they set aside their differences and eventually agree to share Anon, even though Anon might not agree with the settlement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531172
I'm not sure they'd be too satisfied with that. Neither wants to share with the other.
They won't let you sneak off with their rival, and if you try to start a threesome, they always end up arguing and wrestling over something.

How could you convince these two to stop butting heads and come to terms with each other? And more than that, how could you convince the werewolves to share you between them? Bearing in mind, they've been going at each other for years before they met you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531160
Tall. I don't like short hair but she can just grow it out, other than that she's 2perfect4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531160
The calmer one appeals more to me. I'll hate it to reject the second one though, she seems to be sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531210
Genki irritates me, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531191
>>13531197
Too bad werewolves were made exactly for that kind of thing.
You could have gone with dragons or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531250
>Two obvious lone wolves
>Muh pack

Plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531175
Ends in threesome with the cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531202
Wolves and dogs are submissive once they have shown that you're superior to them and that you can provide for the pack as an alpha.

They will fall in line once you teach them to cooperate with each other and how that provides more benefits. Then we can start working on actual friendship between them.

I will have to give them their individual time at first, but we will be able to do more things together once the start warming up to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531253
>Two monsters who are obvious pack animals and is backed by the Encyclopedia.
>Forced Muh Nogamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13531262
They'd have a pack already if that was the case dummy.
>Also acting like lone wolf isn't one of the oldest sayings still in existence for a reason

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>>13531262
>Wolf packs rarely adopt other wolves into their fold, and typically kill them. In the rare cases where other wolves are adopted, the adoptee is almost invariably an immature animal (1–3 years of age) unlikely to compete for breeding rights with the mated pair
>I'm gonna take two rival lone wolves
>And put em both into my harem!
>What do you mean that doesn't work? It works because I want it to work, faggot
>Harems, yay!

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>>13531276
Actual lone wolves are male wolves that are looking for a mate to make their own, new pack, dummy.
If they are lone wolves then they can't have a pack.

>>13531284
Are you retarded? No one is adopting anyone into a new pack, because there would be no pack until now.
They are lone wolves looking to start a new pack with a mate.

>Haremfag, hurr dur.
It's a pack. A family with a clear leader. Not some form of non-consensual slavery.

The encyclopedia even clearly says that werewolves are polygamous monsters as long as the incubus is the 'leader of the pack'.

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>>13531296
>No one is adopting anyone into a new pack
Except that's exactly what you're doing when you form your own pack you're taking two rival lone wolves and adopting them under you, dipshit. Are you retarded?

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>>13531296
>Actual lone wolves are male wolves that are looking for a mate to make their own, new pack, dummy.
>If they are lone wolves then they can't have a pack.

And you will never see either sharing. They'll find a single mate and start a pack/family. Not have two to a single female.

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>>13531301
Except that makes no sense since I don't have a previous pack. You're creating a new pack, you're not adopting new monster girls into an already existing one.

>>13531303
>Lets disregard everything the Encyclopedia says so that everyone has to be a monofag like us.
>No fun Allowed.
Fuck off.

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>>13531317
The enclyclopedia says they already have and travel in packs. You're trying to combine essentially two rival packs you dim faggot.

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>>13531250
Isn't the whole thing choosing?

If you always say "All of them!" there's no fun on this.

>You could have gone with dragons or something
I made one time ago with a Ryu and a vanilla Dragon and people did the same though

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>>13531206
>>13531210
>>13531230
The short werewolf goes stock still with that fierce, confident grin frozen in place. Her eyes turn from her rival to you, her arms squeeze your own just a little bit tighter.
"What?"
"I said I'm choosing her."
She's still smiling at you.
No, she's in shock. Her eyes are empty, and her ears are limp against her head.
"But, I love you," she says, as if those words alone might change fact. Your tall werewolf remains silent, eyes closed and face impassive.
"We were going to go travelling together, remember?" She forces her smile back up through a sea of tears. "I said- I said we were going to go north, and see the aurora together. And go see beaches, and temples, and moun- mountains, an- and-" She's hyperventillating, trying to hold her smile up even as her lips tremble and her face scrunches. Her arms cling tighter, pulling you against the gentle curve of her breast. "I planned it all out, we'd take a tent, a-a-and we'd share a sleeping bag so we c-"
"Please," your werewolf says, "Don't make it any harder. He chose."
The red-eyed, wet-nosed werewolf turns sharply to look at her, opens her mouth, and closes it again after a pause. She paws at your chest, pushing her forehead into your abdomen. "I really wanted to make you happy. But, you're happier with her?"
"Yeah."
She sniffles and whines. "If you're happy," she stammers into your shirt, looking up at you with a broken smile. "If you're happy..." The sentence remains unfinished, and the werewolf lets go. Even you can feel something cease inside of her, the moment her tiny, dexterous paws leave your body. Without another word, save for the uncontrollable whine, she turns her back and stumbles back into the forest.
Your werewolf says nothing, but moves to hug you from behind and kisses you on the head. She walks you back to her home: a tiny cabin falling apart in some places, where you'll spend many happy years with her. You'll never hear from the other girl again.

Good End?

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>>13531326
Just wait until some guy starts with the "They wouldn't have jealousy like humans" headcanon. Because that's where this is heading. I'm going to go do something else for awhile.