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Yuuka was wondering if you wanted to join her in bed for a little while.

>> No.13552886

Okay, but only a little bit. My mom wants me home by 7.

>> No.13552982

What are we gonna do on the bed?

>> No.13552986

>>13552879
Sure, looks warm and comfy

>> No.13553034

I just got out and got dressed.

>> No.13553040

Mummy told me not to talk to strangers.

>> No.13553574

I can't Yuuka, I'm sick.
I wouldn't want you to catch my cold.

>> No.13553579

Well she can wait. I'm gay.

>> No.13553667

>>13553579
She can fix that.

>> No.13553681

>>13552879
I can't get in a drawing of a bed.

>> No.13553682
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>>13553579
We'll see about that.

>> No.13556129

Only if she promises not to beat me up after.

>> No.13556133

>>13553579
You would be surprised on how many homos have fathered children.

>> No.13556260

Yuuka only wants to bed Patchouli

>> No.13556596

>>13552879
w-why is she looking at me like that?

>> No.13559814

Yuuka usually scares the shit out of me.

I'm not sure how I feel about this..

>> No.13559823
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>>13556129
Just a few punches?
C'mon, don't be a pussy

>> No.13559906

I'm vegan...

>> No.13559927
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>>13559906
I doubt you'll be the one doing the eating.

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>>13559906
Well that's a shame, because plants just love meat.
Bones and other assorted animals parts are quite important for farms and giving the soil much needed nutrients.
There are even species of flowers that sustain themselves off of devouring living creatures.

The flesh of the living will one day become the fertilizer for the flowers of tomorrow.
Besides, I'm sure Yuuka is the type who just loves a good steak!

>> No.13560404

>>13559906
Well Yuuka isn't a plant. I doubt she'd like you eating her flowers, though.

>> No.13562006

>>13559927
Oh he'll be eating alright.

>> No.13562152
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>>13562006
You first.
Get down.

>> No.13562451

>>13559984
Why is the grass black?

>> No.13568743

Oh alright but she'll have to hug me to keep me warm though

>> No.13568803

>>13562451
It's in her shade.

>> No.13568852

>>13552879
Beware! Yuuka is probably unlike a Black Widow..

Viginity will be gone, but at a terrible price.

>> No.13568863

>>13568852
I would pay with my life if i could have sex with Yuuka

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>>13568863
Agreed. Yuuka is perfect in every way.

>> No.13568879

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=42081148
(´・ω・`)

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>>13568879
That's a quick way to suffer a strawberry-jamming, anon.

>> No.13568956

>>13568879
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=42081148
Yuuka is more worried about breakfast than your poor attempts at sex.

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>>13568867
She's not.

>> No.13569019

>>13553667
kek

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>>13569003
Yes she is.

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>>13569020
She's not and thank god for it.
Yuuka would so much more boring without her flaws.

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>>13569024
What you think are flaws are in fact her perfections.

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>>13569027
That doesn't make any sense!

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>>13569030
What you think makes her flawed does not actually flaw her, for they combine with her whole and parts to make her more perfect.

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>>13569039
Including how she doesn't have any friends?

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>>13569057
Does a Youkai really need friends? Really, not needing other people is a character benefit, not a flaw.

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>>13569064
God you make her sound dull.

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>>13569073
She doesn't need to have friends in order to torment or scare people, and that's what she does -- scare people, play jokes on them, make them nervous, and there's nothing stopping her from doing all that to you. She's a perfect Youkai, and if you don't like that, well, what a shame.

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i don't like flowers, they're expensive, stinky and lure in insects

>> No.13569089
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>>13569084
You are no longer welcome in Yuuka's garden.

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>>13569083
Whatever.

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>>13569090
You can think of her however you want. She's a fictional character. But that's the information you get out of her in PoFV.

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>>13569101
>You can think of her however you want. She's a fictional character.
What a buzzkill.

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>>13569115
>buzzkill
Only if you let it be.

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>>13569121

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I want to eat a thick, fibrous, pungent turd that gets pushed out of Yuuka's anus.

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I want to eat a thick, fibrous, pungent turd that gets pushed out of Yuuka's anus.

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I'd rather cuddle Yuuka.

>> No.13569333

Does this mean I'll be eating her instead?

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13569495

Would Yuuka still want me if I'm also a sadist? I just love bullying people and making them call me their queen but I don't think she'd let me do that to her.

>> No.13569553

>>13569313
Youkai poop makes for a great fertilizer.

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>> No.13569810

>>13569495
May the best sadist win!

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>>13569083
>>13569101
Yuuka is a nice lady that invites people to her sunflower field to have fun.

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Are you growing anything?

>> No.13569861
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>>13569815
When she wants to be.

>> No.13569873

>>13569810
That would be me of course

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>>13569815
what a crazy hippie

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>>13569873
Oh yeah?

>> No.13569900

>>13569887
Yuuka is cute, but let's be honest here. No one is cuter than me.
Besides, that anger is unbecoming of a lady. I would never let someone make me angry.

>> No.13569915
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>>13569900
I'm thinking that you're underestimating the ultimate sadistic creature.

>> No.13569938

Can I cum inside Yuuka?

>> No.13569956
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>>13569938
Of course. Careful with those youkai halfbreeds, though.

>> No.13569999

>>13569915
And I think you're underestimating me. I'm not a creature I'm a queen.

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>>13569999
And she's been doing it far longer than you've been alive. Fear Yuukarin.

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Yuuka is fertile.

>> No.13571510

>>13569832
Something's growing, alright.

>> No.13571756

>>13562152
Y-yes Yuuka, I'll make you feel good.

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