Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat May 30 00:00:05 2015 No.13570181 [Reply] [Original]

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:00:24 2015 No.13570184 FIRST FOR KUUDERE BEST DERE

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:00:57 2015 No.13570187 >>13570181 Third for Chubby wurm daughteru belly tickles.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:01:32 2015 No.13570189 >>13570181 god damn it op

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:01:54 2015 No.13570191 >>13570184 I want to cuddle with a kuudere Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:01:57 2015 No.13570192 God damn, Cupid is giving me the biggest vanillaboners.

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:01:57 2015 No.13570193

>>13570184
>You'll never be lazing around in your room during the full moon.
>You'll never suddenly get hit with your Cupid Class president's confession arrow.
>You'll never feel the love she's felt for you ever since first grade flow through every inch of your body, filling you with warmth.
>She'll never climb through the window in a camo version of her usual clothing and then close the window and shut the blinds.
>She'll never pin you down and put her furiously blushing face close to yours.
>You'll never get to see her glasses fog up because she's breathing so heavily
>She'll never strip and then strip you down.
>She'll never pull the covers over the two of you and grab your hands with hers.
>She'll never slowly and gently penetrate herself on your dick before pressing her lips against yours and shoving her tongue into your mouth.
>Her hips will never thrust against yours rapidly and ferociously, milking shot after shot out of you for hours and hours.
>She'll never finally collapse on top of you after a long time, breaking the kiss and letting you see your serious and cold Class President's face in an ahegao with her tongue lolling out.
>She'll never pull you into a hug and whisper about how much she loves you into your ear as the two of you fall asleep in each other's embrace.
I'm still mad about this, Kuudere is so fucking godlike.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:02:39 2015 No.13570195 >>13570181 OP kill yourself and do so now

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:02:53 2015 No.13570196

>>13570166
Isn't she being like, over protective and yandere and shit? Kinda read like she was debating the black arrow to divert him from her daughter.

>>13570169
That's next level social awkwardness for a happily married woman. Why not just smile and hand the couple some home baked cookies and a love arrow. On a plate. It's the right kind of "I can't really into subtle."

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:03:44 2015 No.13570197 >>13570193 I can easily see Cupids being one of my new favorite MGs now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:03:59 2015 No.13570199 >>13570181 At least there's a subject this time.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:04:33 2015 No.13570200 >>13570196 >Black Arrow >Diverting If anything it'd make him go after her harder.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:04:55 2015 No.13570202 >>13570181 >only the drama-free pastebin you've got my seal of approval.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:05:12 2015 No.13570203 >>13570196 That's just their quirk m8. Why do you think they have to shoot the ones they confess? You might as well ask why a Wurm is being simple minded or a Dragon is being stubbornly proud.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:05:15 2015 No.13570204 >>13570192 >>13570197 Guys, I think its obvious what's happening here, a lot of us have been hit with cupid arrows. It explains why they're so fucking perfect holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:05:30 2015 No.13570206 File: 306 KB, 800x640, 4f0d5e8376b08910c5789aa37c7b0620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mice are ______.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:05:43 2015 No.13570208 Damn, last thread died right when we were getting comfy cupid stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:05:49 2015 No.13570209 >>13570202 Literally all you need, as the other links are in the pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:05:57 2015 No.13570210 File: 725 KB, 776x1200, Pretty good Cupid coloration.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aren't you forgetting something, OP?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:06:06 2015 No.13570211 >>13570206 For ratburgers.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:06:07 2015 No.13570212 >>13570202 Yep. It's all I ever include when I make the threads. People are pretty salty about it though. Poor guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:06:13 2015 No.13570213 >>13570206 Inferior to pussy pussy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:06:20 2015 No.13570214 >>13570200 Naw it just makes you fall for the first girl. She could do it when her own daughter isn't around and he's fall head over heels for the first chick to see and flirt with him.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:06:44 2015 No.13570215 File: 47 KB, 480x480, 1386443231277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13564972 The biker Anubis is still in Laska. Manticore was just an addition to show Laska's terror and how daddy-o done goofed.

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:08:25 2015 No.13570216

>>13570214
I could have sworn it just made those who didn't value love or put if off suddenly become overcome with loneliness and yearning. They'd seek it out desperately, but that doesn't mean they'll overlook those that are close to them already.

Eros wouldn't be happy with a cockblocking Cupid. I'm sure. Black is reserved for loners and prudes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:08:39 2015 No.13570217 >>13570210 I hate how the OPs rarely have an image pertaining to recent stuff. That shit irritates me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:08:53 2015 No.13570218 >>13570206 Breedable.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:09:12 2015 No.13570221 >>13570215 >Heart is heavier than her pantsu Well, this is fucking embarassing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:09:33 2015 No.13570223 File: 718 KB, 1329x629, Commando Cupid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are you doing slacking off soldier? Back to work!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:09:49 2015 No.13570226 >>13570215 Well. That's good then. Out-right removing an Anubis in favor of a Manticore? It's not like I dislike Manticores even, but that's just total haram.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:10:24 2015 No.13570227 >>13570217 OP has to be a faggot, it's the law.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:10:35 2015 No.13570228 >>13570214 >>13570216 Yeah, all it does is make you feel lonely as shit and gets rid of all the bullshit tsundereness or whatever is blocking you from confessing to the person you love. If he loves her then he'll confess to her and only her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:11:15 2015 No.13570230 File: 1.52 MB, 1366x768, Fairy_A_Speck's_Life.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570181 Please treat your tiny monster girl nicely.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:11:52 2015 No.13570233 >>13570230 The fiend

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:12:26 2015 No.13570234 >>13570230 Always did, always will, sir.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:12:28 2015 No.13570235 >>13570223 >Delicious brown kuudere love freaks Wonderful, just what I needed. Another Waifu. My laifu is so ruined, you don't even know. I'll still take responsibility though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:12:53 2015 No.13570237 >>13570206 Pests

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:13:09 2015 No.13570238 >>13570230 Thanks, I JUST noticed this. http://i.imgur.com/zIxxrMQ.png

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:13:33 2015 No.13570239 So someone here is acquainted with MGE fanfics in moonrunes IIRC? Do they have prevalent fanon/threadcanon of their own? I'd like to hear about it. Especially if there's anything regarding their treatment of Mana and Mamono Mana.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:13:46 2015 No.13570240 >>13570210 LiliCupid please.

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:13:55 2015 No.13570241

>>13570216
No, it just drains all the love from you, and through its loss you come to value it. Like a kind of, "you only realize what you have once it's gone" sort of thing. It' used on the haughty and dull yeah, but you could drain the love from any one. And when you're despairing, balling your eyes out, do you really think the first girl to show you some sympathy wouldn't be enough? It's not like Eros or her agents care WHO gets loved. Jut that love gets passed around freely.

I'd be impressed if you had the kind of one-track willpower to pass by every other woman for the one you like when she isn't right before you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:14:04 2015 No.13570243 >>13570235 It's okay. MG husbandos are rarely expected to do much other than fuck, with a few exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:14:58 2015 No.13570246 >>13570238 That's part of the dress, you perv. Fairy is an all-female race.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:17:18 2015 No.13570252 >>13570206 test subjects

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:18:30 2015 No.13570256 >>13570230 Shes gonna get taken home and taken care of.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:18:30 2015 No.13570257 File: 457 KB, 850x1848, 1401495938283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to but my baby batter in Miia baby maker

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:18:46 2015 No.13570258 >>13570241 inb4 Cupid is threadcanon'd into the NTR angel.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:19:54 2015 No.13570265 >>13570258 >NTR angels who brainwash Could be worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:20:05 2015 No.13570267 File: 560 KB, 1280x1920, Lifts-her-tail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I am but a poor Argonian maid."

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:20:32 2015 No.13570268 >>13570258 No, Eros is the shit one.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:20:42 2015 No.13570269 What happens if a Cupid hits the White Knight Lizard Girl? I mean, those girls constantly "Reveal their true feelings", but are so white knighty they scare off human boys who just want a strong capable waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:20:59 2015 No.13570270 >>13570258 That's why you ALWAYS disregard threadcanon. Threadcanon is cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:22:44 2015 No.13570275 >>13570258 >Not having faith in Eros, the goddess of love Fucking heretic.

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:22:48 2015 No.13570277
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Congrats boy, it turns out there was a powerful wizard in your bloodline and have accidentally developed a contract with a monstergirl familiar. Choose one of these six kuudere warriors for victory.

>Sahuagin Lancer: She excels at underwater combat, but can just as well throw her lance from the shore's edge with frightening accuracy. She's very direct and will rape you whenever she wants to show her love. She's gentle at night, and will cuddle you after each session without letting go.

>Cupid Archer: She's a deadshot who can pick off targets from nearly two kilometers with less than an inch of deviation. She's terribly timid and will never initiate any physical contact on her own. However, she constantly leaves behind proof of her love for you wherever you go.

>Mantis Saber: Her blades spin and dance beautifully faster than you can see them: She's the most needy of all the kuudere warriors and will constantly turn away from battle in favor of cuddling with you. She reacts with tiny smiles of satisfaction when you openly show your desire for her body.

>Lich Caster: Her boundary is completely impenetrable to all but the strongest, and she uses this to her advantage by refusing to let you leave except when she accompanies you. Her skeleton servants are equally kuudere. She sometimes stays up at night watching you sleep while playing with herself.

>Kunoichi Assassin: Her stealth is of the highest degree, not even the archer can detect her as she silently sneaks up. She develops an instant stutter and turns red whenever in your line of sight, and will always choose to serenade you from the darkness. She enjoys using the cover of night to pleasure your body in any way she can.

>Gnome Berserker: Her strength can level mountains and she can enter a state of rage that multiplies this before returning to her regular kuu self. She never asks for your affection, but becomes mopey and sulky when you go long without complimenting or indulging in her body. Loves headpats.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:23:21 2015 No.13570278 >>13570275 >following Eros Pleb.

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:23:42 2015 No.13570280

>>13570268
I mean it wouldn't be very hard to twist her.

>uses the black arrow on some man who had feelings for some girl
>appears before him in his time of need
>NTRshit happens

>>13570265
That's as bad as you can get. Only one who would have it worse is mantis.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:24:19 2015 No.13570281 >>13570277 Lich. Almost no question. Some of those are pretty nice though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:24:24 2015 No.13570282 >>13570277 Damn it, Cupid and Kunoichi are super tempting

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:24:54 2015 No.13570286 File: 36 KB, 600x405, 1401392238156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:25:15 2015 No.13570289 File: 172 KB, 715x1000, cow tits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570275 >following any goddess other than HEALTH

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:25:21 2015 No.13570290

>>13570268
I'll put it this way. If you think Eros is shit, then pretty much all the gods in just about every setting ever is shit.

They're like a parent that will tell you "because I said so." It's not fair, but that's life sometimes.

At least she's not the Chief God.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:26:01 2015 No.13570291 >>13570277 >Cupid or Lich Fug. Lich. And then we raise the Cupid and cuddle her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:26:04 2015 No.13570292 >>13570280 >Only one who would have it worse is mantis Not really. The only reason we even joke about her eating her mate is because it triggers that one anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:26:10 2015 No.13570293 >>13570277 >That naming convention They're not going to have to kill each other are they? And where's Rider?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:26:48 2015 No.13570297 >>13570290 >I'll put it this way. If you think Eros is shit, then pretty much all the gods in just about every setting ever is shit. Except that's fucking wrong.

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:26:56 2015 No.13570299

>>13568769
Pretty fine, I'll look forward to where it goes.

For some reason though, the 'monsters must hate the female form' route got to pester me over time, even though being fair enough in case of a dragon (and that one for sure since she hasn't been transformed already somehow(?) and spent her life as a lizard).
Guess at these times I'm just pricked by a flashback of those autists back on forums exploding in rage at the very idea of monsters being sluttified.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:27:16 2015 No.13570300 >>13570277 [x] delicious brown

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:27:32 2015 No.13570302 >>13570293 I reached 1999 characters. I can't go any farther unless I put it in another post.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:27:57 2015 No.13570304 >>13570277 Sahuagin or Kunoichi

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:28:01 2015 No.13570305 >>13570289 Ammy and Hathor are best goddesses.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:28:13 2015 No.13570306 File: 23 KB, 480x640, 1384142904250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570277 >No kuudere Dullahan cavalier option Mildly disappointed. Meh, I'll take my Mantis bladedancer

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:29:10 2015 No.13570308 >>13570293 Rider would most likely be a dullahan.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:29:17 2015 No.13570309 >>13570297 Except it isn't for nearly every fleshed out deity sans messiah archetypes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:29:32 2015 No.13570310 >>13570277 >She's terribly timid and will never initiate any physical contact on her own. However, she constantly leaves behind proof of her love for you wherever you go. This I will make sure to NTR her with human, creepy crawly or other shit mg

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:29:57 2015 No.13570312 >>13570310 Scum

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:31:27 2015 No.13570317 File: 281 KB, 913x1280, oomukade7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570310 >creepy crawly >shit Fuck you, oomukade is olev

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:31:48 2015 No.13570319 >>13570310 Like you'd get the chance. Enjoy your "love letter" arrow hitting you as soon as you choose her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:33:01 2015 No.13570321 >>13570319 But if he doesn't like her, the arrows are useless. Unless of course, you folks were lying about the brainwashing...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:33:05 2015 No.13570323 >>13570310 >creepy crawly >shit You a shit. Just a heads up though. She's got 'arrows of lead'. She can NTR your NTR.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:33:35 2015 No.13570324 File: 119 KB, 560x1050, 10204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you want your Caterpillar waifu to turn into a Butterfly? Or is she beautiful as she is?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:33:41 2015 No.13570325 >>13570277 Cupid, hands down.

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:34:11 2015 No.13570329

>>13570277
>Mantis Saber
>Lich Caster
>Both Kuudere
Both tempting, very, very tempting...
>Sometimes stays up at night watching you sleep while playing with herself.
VERY tempting...
>Will constantly turn away from battle in favor of cuddling with you.
But in the end, Mantis Saber wins it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:34:41 2015 No.13570334 >>13570324 Absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:36:01 2015 No.13570342 >>13570277 Fuck, it's a tough choice between the Kunoichi and Cupid, but I'm gonna go with the Kunoichi.

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:36:18 2015 No.13570343

>>13570321
Gold arrow won't do shit if he doesn't like her, but the black arrow might do something.
Also it's not brainwashing, and more akin to influencing.

>>13570323
The arrow isn't meant for NTR, it's meant for overly haughty people an ect. It's pointless when you already have someone.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:36:36 2015 No.13570345 >>13570305 Set was here, Hathor is loser

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:37:14 2015 No.13570351

>>13570321
I wasn't in that discussion, but I think her own arrow works differently from her regular love ones, since in a MGE setting you probably wouldn't have encountered her much, if at all before. It's not like they would be going around like a regular MG when they directly serve a goddess to deliver love.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:37:54 2015 No.13570354 >>13570345 Ammy was here, Set is a shit lover who only thinks about herself in bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:38:37 2015 No.13570357 >>13570345 >>13570354 Set should go wash the damn dishes if she knows what's good for her. And Ammy should be cleaning the table. So says Ra

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:38:53 2015 No.13570359 >>13570343 >Also it's not brainwashing, and more akin to influencing. A rather unconvincing argument.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:39:18 2015 No.13570361 File: 171 KB, 850x1200, kike.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570343 Good boyim, i'ts not brainwashing it's "influencing".

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:39:19 2015 No.13570362

>>13570329
>Out on the road with your kuudere Mantis bodyguard/waifu
>Transporting some valuable goods because merchantry OP as fuck
>Some brigands jump out of the bushes
>Pull out knives & demand your cargo
>There's a whirl of green
>Your mantis is in between the men, blades extended and a look of murder in her eyes
>The men explode into a shower of sliced limbs, guts, & blood
>Mantis strolls back over to the cart & takes her place next to you
>She snuggles in close to you, sighing contently
>There's still splatters of gore on her face

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:39:51 2015 No.13570363 >>13570359 >>13570343 STOP WE ALREADY DID THIS SHIT YESTERDAY

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:40:18 2015 No.13570365

>>13570359
>>13570351
I see it as influence or coercion, but not brainwashing. At least because imagery that brainwashing invokes isn't accurate. You won't be a drooling tard or fanatic. Just yourself if you had the courage to confess.

Yeah, we get it. It's still bad/evil/whatever. But its portrayal is important.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:40:42 2015 No.13570366 >>13570324 I want her to stay the way she is! They're a lot more interesting as caterpillars! and thanks for giving me a chance to upload this again http://i.imgur.com/mk0fQP5.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:41:10 2015 No.13570367 >>13570362 >>There's still splatters of gore on her face Good thing blood's my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:41:14 2015 No.13570369 >>13570365 >coercion That really doesn't fit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:41:33 2015 No.13570372 >>13570357 Ra can't do shit. Needs Set's help to defeat Apep. Set is superior.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:41:39 2015 No.13570373 >>13570324 I miss Moth-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:41:42 2015 No.13570374 File: 183 KB, 960x720, 49680293_p3_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570363 Fucking this. We gotta blow this hotdog stand, and ignore the autists shitting their diapers over supposed brainwashing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:41:48 2015 No.13570375 >>13570365 I suppose that's fair. >>13570363 Sir, your caps-lock seems to active, please notify the IT department.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:42:17 2015 No.13570376 >>13570206 for nyanon hi mausmolester

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:43:17 2015 No.13570380 >>13570374 Yes, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:43:34 2015 No.13570383 >>13570369 Influence then.

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:44:13 2015 No.13570385

>>13570277
>choose
>all kuuderes
WHAT IS THIS FOUL GAME?!

Thinking it over really, really hard though, guess Sahuagin would be filtered out as her rape habit is a deal breaker for kuu persona for me, and I don't like their design.
And yeah, Mantis, Cupid and Kunoichi just MIGHT be a tiny bit ahead the other two. Choosing any further though, I refuse.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:44:25 2015 No.13570386 >>13570206 alright as long as they don't chew holes in the walls of my house and eat my food

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:44:39 2015 No.13570387 >>13570383 Yeah. It's more akin to caffeine or something in that it influences you but you're still yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:44:39 2015 No.13570388 File: 2.20 MB, 2500x3125, 1424397573179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Praise Set! Mother of Anubis'! Goddess of the Desert, Disorder and Violence! And Queen of Blowjobs!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:45:28 2015 No.13570389 >>13570388 Set go to bed. Your delicous midriff won't temp me

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:45:45 2015 No.13570390 File: 377 KB, 600x775, 18183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tfw you have no Centaur daughteru whose tail you braid each day for her before she heads off to school.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:46:03 2015 No.13570391 >>13570388 Fivesome between you, Ammy, Set, Ra, and Hathor. How wrecked is your pelvis and how competitive with Set is Ra?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:46:10 2015 No.13570393 >>13570388 Her head looks a little small.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:46:34 2015 No.13570396 >>13570365 That's fair enough. I was just poking fun at the NTRfaggot anyway, I don't actually care about the specifics of this whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:47:04 2015 No.13570397 >>13570388 >Queen of Blowjobs! Your blowjobs are terrible!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:47:30 2015 No.13570399 >>13570277 Lets go! Bersakah!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:47:44 2015 No.13570402 File: 67 KB, 599x927, Cupid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heart pupils

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:47:58 2015 No.13570403 >>13570376 Hi anon, how are the kids?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:49:43 2015 No.13570410 >>13570397 Lies and slander! She defeated the great Sekhmet in a blowjob duel! Flawlessly! http://i.imgur.com/DZ9c2LL.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:51:12 2015 No.13570414 >>13570410 Set is a dirty slut that has taken many dicks in her lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:51:42 2015 No.13570416 >>13570410 One of the few times "Turgid" would be fitting.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:51:48 2015 No.13570417 >>13570410 Those penises are clearly fake! They must be balloons filled with water or something! No penis looks like that!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:52:28 2015 No.13570418 >>13570414 Considering she's immortal, that's quite the lifetime. Who knows how many lovers she's had, how many she's lost?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:52:30 2015 No.13570419 >>13570414 Well of course, she's a MILF. How did you think Anubis' are made?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:53:16 2015 No.13570420 >>13570414 Gross, who would want seconds that sloppy?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:53:39 2015 No.13570422 >>13570362 Well, guess I'll just have to tenderly wash her clean when next we have the opportunity to bathe.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:53:42 2015 No.13570424 I want to let a tiny Wurm swim in a bowl of melted chocolate like it's a lake and watch her eat the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:53:46 2015 No.13570425 >>13570420 Sloppy seconds anon would.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:54:14 2015 No.13570427 >>13570420 A devout worshiper of Set.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:54:16 2015 No.13570428 >>13570403 pretty good, molest any more mice?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:54:28 2015 No.13570429 >>13570418 Can't she just get/make an Incubus? It's kinda shitty for her to disregard her previous lovers for new dick to blow.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:54:32 2015 No.13570430 >>13570425 Bet that guys eats out of a trash can too.

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:55:03 2015 No.13570431

>>13570359
>"I'm sorry. I just don't feel the same way you do for me." You extend your hand as a sign of friendship to the cupid sitting uncomfortably in front of you
>"I see.." She looks slightly saddened, which is the most emotion you've seen her show in the ten years you've known her
>"Ok..." Without another word she gets up and leaves. You're overcome with relief knowing that she didn't take it too hard.
>Less than half an hour later you're resting on your bed with a laptop opened to the human boy thread for some shitposting fun
>Your window shatters and you're suddenly pierced by a terrible pain.
>You look down and swear you see a black arrow which suddenly vanishes, the pain likewise disappears before something new sets in.
>Despair. The terrible feeling climbs into your mind and settles like a stone blocking all other thoughts
>You want to touch someone. You want someone to play with you and tell you that you're important to them
>There are tears in your eyes as you struggle off your bed and to your door. The act pushes you to the limit of your emotional boundary.
>You let out a rather unmanly sob followed by several more cries. Your hands are shaking as the realization sets in that you turned down the only person who cared about you
>Despair turns to panic as you race down the stairs and out your living room. Rationality dissolves into a singular need to find her
>When you find her you'll throw yourself at her feet and beg for her to forgive you. You'll grovel and give up your pride if it means that she'll just promise not to abandon you.
>"Yo." You make it out your doorway and meet face to face as she stands expectantly in your parking lot. Your hands are open before you can think about it and you launch yourself into her arms.
>You don't remember what you said, but you clearly hear her words. "Don't worry Anon. I could never hate you." As you cry into her arms. She holds you with such care that her softness lulls you to sleep. This is where you belong.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:55:32 2015 No.13570432 >>13570430 Only the one's next to an otaku's computer.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:55:37 2015 No.13570433 File: 131 KB, 402x500, 1432961737660.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570362 You didn't plan on making that deal look bad with this, right? 'Cos it all it did was the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:56:03 2015 No.13570434 >>13570429 What are you talking about? People move on all the time - it's called life.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:56:18 2015 No.13570436 File: 214 KB, 624x691, 54c34dedf7b2fd5683d12e823de3edfc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570354 Why would you want a filthy, wild animal for a goddess? She's gonna pee all over the carpet.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:56:20 2015 No.13570437 >>13570390 Good, braiding hair is annoying as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:56:29 2015 No.13570438 >>13570433 I actually like that face more than normal kuu Mantis

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:56:36 2015 No.13570439 File: 20 KB, 235x235, 1377557610487.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570431

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:56:43 2015 No.13570440 >>13570420 Cucks

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:56:48 2015 No.13570442 >>13570431 >being this much of a wimp kek.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:56:49 2015 No.13570443 >>13570434 >What are you talking about? People move on all the time - it's called life. Normalfag pls. This is the fuckingforeternity thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:56:52 2015 No.13570445 >>13570428 You know it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:56:59 2015 No.13570446 >>13570433 I'm afraid.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:57:38 2015 No.13570448 >>13570414 I want Set to bully my dick with her paws! http://i.imgur.com/YNeVixb.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:57:57 2015 No.13570449 >>13570424 I want to let a tiny Wurm man a boat in the bathtub and use her tail as a propeller!

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:58:10 2015 No.13570450

>After they basically raped you, all of your Khornate Kikimoras are now pregnant
>A couple of them look like they're ready to pop at any moment
>Normally they wake you up at 6 in the morning on the dot, but today you awoke on your own at about 9:30
>Concerned, you searched around for them and found noises coming from the basement
>You walk down the stairs and find that they'd managed to build a fenced in fighting pit
>In the pit are two Kikimoras you don't recognize, and they both look terrified
>They also both have their hands duct taped into a grip on a knife so that they can't let it go
>One of them is dressed like a police officer
>Oh Jesus please be a costume
>"The Master has finally come!" you hear, and as you look to your left, you see a badge and a belt, with a gun in its holster, sitting on a chair
>Oh fuck it's not a costume
>What have you girls done?
>"Master, it's been too long, we can't offer you blood right now so we found more followers for you who could"
>They're really proud of themselves, it seems
>When did they find time for all of this? Wait, when was the last time you were even down here?
>It doesn't matter, you need to stop this right now
>You shout at them and demand they stop that fight
>It seems they misunderstand, they expect you to pick one of the two in the cage to name as your new champion

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:58:31 2015 No.13570451 >>13570442 >kek The funny thing about that word is that it's supposed to be pronounced as "cake"

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:58:40 2015 No.13570452

Sorry I'm a bit late, but here is Mega-Holst round 3!
Previously: http://pastebin.com/7w8A2d7H

>You lean back on your bed after completing your purchase
>Mei's eyes follow you, save for the tiniest hint of a smile, her expression is neutral
>"So..." you say
>"Do you mind if we talk a bit? I mean, I don't really know much about you."
>The Holst's face darkens, but she remains silent
>Hastily, you add, "You don't have to answer anything you don't want to of course."
>Mei nods.
>"I will answer master's questions."
>You don't really know how to approach the situation; you'd fully expected her to remain silent
>Asking her question after question just seems too prying and formal, like an interview
>Intimidating the sensitive Holst is the last thing you want to do
>Still, you have to say something.
>Maybe you're overthinking it.
>"First thing's first I guess. Why were you in that alley?"
>"Hiding."
>"From who?"
>"Bad master."
>Not unexpected.
>You were very glad that Mei was responding to your slightly awkward questions, by the look on her face, it was taking a lot of bravery
>"Who is 'Bad master'?"
>You were doing your best to keep your tone even and friendly, you had always been either monotone or way too over-expressive.
>"Bad master is Bad master... My old master."
>At those last two words, Mei looks at you; her faraway gaze is full of hope and longing
>You can't help but think about the fact that she has grown to trust you so soon
>"Okay, but where does 'Bad master' live? He doesn't know where you are, right?"
>Mei thinks for a moment and shakes her head
>"No, Master. I was in the alley for almost a week... I think. He never found me there."
>"Well that's good. I assume you don't want to go back to wherever he is."
>She shakes her head fervently.
>You weren't sure why this relieved you so much, but you went with it
>"Do you mind telling me what happened with Bad master? Only if you want to, of course."
>Mei nods again

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:58:58 2015 No.13570453 >>13570431 God, I hate these meddling cunts.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:59:01 2015 No.13570454 >>13570433 oh god my dick

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:59:10 2015 No.13570457

>>13570450
>The police officer is in the worst shape, so you attend to her first
>She's been stabbed twice but it doesn't really seem to register
>She's kind of in a haze
>Two of your Kikimoras drag the other one away and they're gone before you can stop them
>Once you're finished treating the worst of the police officer's wounds, your Kikimoras surround you and end up crowding you out, forming a tight, layered circle around her
>"The Master has chosen you" they tell her
>"M-Master?"
>"Yes, our Master. Your Master"
>"M-my Master? Master... Master!"
>Are they all this susceptible to influence? Holy shit
>You're sure you'll be going to jail, so you trudge off to get ready for the police to kick down your door
>A few hours later your Kikimoras are back and acting like nothing happened
>They won't answer any questions
>This goes on for three days, and on the fourth day the police officer Kikimora shows back up... with all of her stuff in bags
>They hold a celebration to welcome "the new follower of the blood god"
>She's decided to keep her job as a police officer, claiming she can use it as a cover to "better find initiates to present to the Master"
>This better not become a regular thing

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:59:14 2015 No.13570458 >>13570388 Set's Weekend Anubian Barbeques are a treat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:59:17 2015 No.13570459 >>13570450 >I missed a part FUCK. You got a pastebin somewhere?

Anonymous Sat May 30 00:59:40 2015 No.13570462

>>13570431
>>Despair. The terrible feeling climbs into your mind and settles like a stone blocking all other thoughts
>>You want to touch someone. You want someone to play with you and tell you that you're important to them
>>There are tears in your eyes as you struggle off your bed and to your door. The act pushes you to the limit of your emotional boundary.
So you turn into average 4chan/r9k poster?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:59:45 2015 No.13570463 >>13570431 This is wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:59:51 2015 No.13570465 >>13570431 Thanks you, my want to stab myself with the black arrow and lock myself in room worsen.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:59:57 2015 No.13570466 >>13570448 That's not Set. That's Anubis. Learn what Set Looks like.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 00:59:58 2015 No.13570467 >>13570451 Thanks trivia-anon, you always come through.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:00:35 2015 No.13570471 >>13570452 >Mega-Holst round 3! Fuck yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:01:02 2015 No.13570474 >>13570462 Yeah. It gives you >tfw no gf

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:01:22 2015 No.13570476 >>13570438 She only makes that one for her beloved husband when thinking of lewd things with him, and only when he looks away. Why you think they suppress their smiles so desperately? They're like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:01:24 2015 No.13570477 >>13570459 I really should start, I'll dig it out of the archives and throw it up in a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:02:06 2015 No.13570479 >>13570431 That's it, I shall destroy Eros, and all she stands for.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:02:33 2015 No.13570481 >>13570466 Anubis doesn't have two bushy tails, dat tongue, those teeth, or those sinister eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:02:49 2015 No.13570482 >>13570458 I want to go to one of those barbeques and hit on one of her Anubis daughters! Telling her about the things I could do to her paws!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:03:11 2015 No.13570484 >>13570433 That is both terrifying & arousing at the same time. I don't know how it happened, but I have recently developed a bit of a fetish for swordplay in the bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:03:27 2015 No.13570485 >>13570454 >>13570446 There's one thing that image misses tho, Druellification.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:04:47 2015 No.13570488 >>13570433 Now we need two grinning, psychotic Mantis twins.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:05:41 2015 No.13570492

>>13570482
The barbeques are invite only, and you get an invite by dating or marrying one of her Anubis Daughters.

Though it stands to reason that one might be able to get an invite, and come mingle with the single girls there, if you expressed your interest in doing so to the right people.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:06:22 2015 No.13570493 >>13570459 http://pastebin.com/NqWMETmi There you go.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:06:31 2015 No.13570495 >>13570465 Man, what a perfect kind of insanity for healing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:06:44 2015 No.13570496 File: 184 KB, 1000x883, 1432837353171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570485 But anon, that would be way to scary.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:06:44 2015 No.13570497
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>>13570481
Set doesn't have bushy tails either, or any of those either.
She looks much more like Anubis than Set.
If you want a Set monster girl you're gonna have to base it around the 'Set animal'

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:07:44 2015 No.13570500 >>13570496 >*too

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:08:08 2015 No.13570503 >>13570493 Thank you!

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:09:56 2015 No.13570510

>>13570497
Here:

>In ancient Egyptian art, the Set animal, or sha, is a chimerical beast, the totemic animal of the god Set. Because Set was identified with the Greek Typhon, the animal is also commonly known as the Typhonian animal or Typhonic beast.

>In art, Set was mostly depicted as a mysterious and unknown creature, referred to by Egyptologists as the Set animal or Typhonic beast, with a curved snout, square ears, forked tail, and canine body, or sometimes as a human with only the head of the Set animal.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:09:58 2015 No.13570511 >>13570503 I'm just happy someone's interested in it, thanks for reading, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:11:30 2015 No.13570516 >>13570511 Not that guy, but I really like it and I hate most of the shit people write here. It has the perfect mix of innovation and eroticism that catches my attention.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:11:44 2015 No.13570519 >>13570431 See? How is this brainwashing? He always loved her he just didn't know it. It's not like the black arrow changed anything, it's still him making the decisions. Sarcasm

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:12:25 2015 No.13570522 File: 90 KB, 613x734, PRAISE. THE. SUN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570436 >Filthy wild animal Only in bed, minus the filthy.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:12:27 2015 No.13570523
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>mfw Seafoam still writes.

>>13570206
You ever held a mouse in your hand and had it chill out? Their kinda like that.
>>13570223
I kinda like how he added more gods to the mythos.
>>13570277
Gnome beserker, level the city, win.
>>13570317
These centipedes don't have nearly enough leg for me.
>>13570324
Not allowing someone to grow for your own selfish reasons will only make you un-happy.
>>13570362
>Sloppy kills
I'm so turned off.
>>13570363
This is what we have done every day since roughly December two years ago.
These threads can only continue if the common swill have something to bicker over.
>>13570388
>Improper canines.
>May have cut those teeth herself.
maybe?
>>13570390
I'd rather give her some space. A nice, grassy plain maybe.
>>13570402
Thank perversion.
>>13570431
Choosing such an easy prey is the mark of a shitty hunter.
>>13570450
>Kikimoras
>Rape.
Kind of defeats the point.
>>13570496
Same cat, Twice the faggot.
Congratulations.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:12:33 2015 No.13570524 >>13570511 >Warhammer >Blood >Kikimoras It's literally my favorite things all put together.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:13:57 2015 No.13570526 >>13570522 Go back to your own pantheon, Ammy!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:14:52 2015 No.13570531 >>13570431 Lovely happy ends.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:15:06 2015 No.13570533 >>13570522 I want to become a Champion of Amaterasu.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:15:47 2015 No.13570535 >>13570431 >someone already doing black arrow manipulation Now we just need an NTR version :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:16:25 2015 No.13570537 >>13570531 >literally forced You have a strange concept of "happy".

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:18:07 2015 No.13570543 >>13570523 Well shit, welcome back again, Sloth.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:18:55 2015 No.13570547 >>13570523 Man, and I feel bad when I reply to two or three at a time. But I'm glad Seafoam is writing still too. That Mantis story was real good, and now the Nightmare is pretty cool.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:19:28 2015 No.13570548

>>13570516
>>13570524
I think up new scenarios in the shower and then come here and post them, so it makes me really happy to know that there are people who actually enjoy my shower ramblings.
I'll keep posting these as long as I can keep coming up with new ideas of what to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:20:40 2015 No.13570552 >>13570523 Well well, look who descended from mount faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:20:54 2015 No.13570553 >>13570523 YO IS THAT YOU SLOTH? shieet nigga where the fuck you been

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:21:00 2015 No.13570554 >>13570431 So if that's one arrow What if you get shot with two of 'em?

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:21:28 2015 No.13570557

>>13570457
>>13570450
Demonic Energy can change reality so that monsters adapt to the wishes of their partner, but also adapt their partner to the withes of the monster girl, right?

Does that means that if the kikis start believeng that their master is actually Khorne and they get more kikis to believe so, he will actually start becoming the Blood God?

Kinda like the 'Clap ya hands if ya believe' think the orks have going.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:22:30 2015 No.13570562 >>13570554 You enter a comatose state that can only be removed by the saliva of a loved one when they kiss you deeply.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:23:19 2015 No.13570564 >>13570562 Yes. I like this idea. I like it a lot.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:24:04 2015 No.13570566
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>>13570543
>>13570553
>>13570547
Was caught up in school, but I have time to write now so I should have something out in a week or so.
It's about cow tits.
>>13570552
You know sloths only come down from a tree to take a shit right?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:24:21 2015 No.13570568 File: 118 KB, 1383x1300, The history of the Sunbros.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570526 Ammy's been drawn with Hathor and Ra, she has every right to be here. >>13570533 The sunbros will always welcome new members with open arms.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:24:32 2015 No.13570569

>You will never have a cool Cupid senpai whom you visit at her archery club after school
>You will never watch as she is able to shoot within the 2nd ring of the target, but never the bullseye
>She tries everyday to get better but can't seem to hit the target right
>Come Valentine's Day, to show your admiration for her, you made a small box of strawberry shortcake biscuits for her
>That day, you don't show up to her club, since you already used up your self-imposed "One count per day" by giving her said desserts
>While you were absent, she managed to hit the center of her target
>Focusing on it, as though it were your heart

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:25:09 2015 No.13570571 >>13570566 So an oldy comes back.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:25:45 2015 No.13570573 >>13570569 You posted this in the last thread faggot, think something new.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:25:48 2015 No.13570574 >>13570223 The more KC writes, the more MGE seems to turn into a nightmare. Or it always was, and we simply gained more insight.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:26:05 2015 No.13570576 File: 57 KB, 486x431, 1423610391469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570523 >Sloth lives Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:26:11 2015 No.13570577 File: 154 KB, 500x538, 1432602646128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeti Lamias

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:26:13 2015 No.13570579 >>13570554 Depression-induced suicide. It's used by them when all else failed, so no one would get the man if she couldn't. God I hate threadcanon bastardization. >>13570523 >that kind of posting Well. Fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:26:36 2015 No.13570580 >>13570557 >Combining Khorne-powers with Ork-belief whoa there I don't think the multiverse is ready for these power levels.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:27:01 2015 No.13570581 >>13570577 I'm sorry. Aren't they called Ferrets?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:27:04 2015 No.13570583 >>13570566 >You know sloths only come down from a tree to take a shit right I still like my version better. In any case, welcome back...You faggot.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:27:25 2015 No.13570584

>>13570452
>"Bad master didn't need me anymore, so I left."
>"Go on..."
>You edge a little closer to Mei as her bottom lip trembles a little
>"B-bad master was very mean. He would always yell at me for being different from my sisters."
>"Were you born with Bad master?"
>Mei shook her head
>"Bad master took me away from my old home when Papa couldn't pay for it."
>What a scumbag
>"He always kept me away from my sisters. They weren't my sisters though. I never had any sisters. They were mean too. Sometimes Bad master would leave me locked up for weeks on a machine so he wouldn't have to milk me. It was always too small. The last time, I was stuck for much longer. I knew he forgot me there. I was hungry. I was scared. I was so scared Master... I just... decided to leave, eventually. I didn't want to die..."
>You gently wrap your arm around Mei's shoulder as she lets out a sob
>Your heart was tearing itself apart in your chest
>The Holst snuggles up to you as you gently pat her head
>It is taking a lot of effort to hold yourself up; her strength is almost overwhelming, even when she's just leaning up against you
>"It's okay, Mei... I'm- I'm here to protect you now."
>The Holst sobs louder and throws her arms around you, pulling you into a tight embrace
>You gasp as Mei's powerful grip drives the breath from your lungs
>"H-hey... I can't breathe..."
>She loosens her grip slightly, but pulls you into her lap and cradles you there
>This unexpected action makes you blush; she's holding you almost as if you were an infant
>You were the one who was supposed to be comforting her, right?
>It's not like you minded though.
>Whatever made her more comfortable
>Eventually, her crying fades
>You wait patiently, slowly stroking and fondling her ears to help her calm down
>"You okay?"
>Mei takes a deep breath and nods
>"I'm glad. I know this was hard for you. Thank you for sharing it with me. It means a lot."
>She smiles weakly at your encouragement and squeezes you a little tighter

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:27:36 2015 No.13570586 >>13570573 I...thought i did in the middle of people bickering earlier. I'll try harder next time.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:27:52 2015 No.13570587 File: 58 KB, 650x962, 2WfFvPd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570577 Yeti Dragons

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:28:20 2015 No.13570590 >>13570574 >Or it always was I would think so. With all the rape and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:28:26 2015 No.13570591 >>13570402 I'd pluck her with an arrow, if you know what I mean... because she's pretty and all... and when I say 'arrow' I actually mean my... err... I WANNA FUCK A CUPID.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:28:45 2015 No.13570592

>>13570557
I've toyed with that idea, but to me the idea largely loses steam if he gets into it too, because then they're not doing crazy shit that makes him uncomfortable or fearful anymore and are instead doing stuff he'd consider normal and then that's kind of the end, you know?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:28:58 2015 No.13570593 >>13570580 More like combining Khorne-belief with Ork-powers, but still pretty scary for kikimoras.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:30:29 2015 No.13570601 >>13570584 That moment when I'd willingly donate money to an SPCMG group...or whatever the MG equivalent to the humane society would be.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:30:35 2015 No.13570602 >>13570590 Point taken.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:30:59 2015 No.13570603 >>13570584 That's kawaii as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:31:09 2015 No.13570604 >>13570592 That's cool. It took trillions of Elves Eldar fucking at the same time to poop the Fallen God Slaanesh into existence. I doubt he will get into it with only a handful of kikimoras believing it.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:31:09 2015 No.13570605

>>13570535
>Cupid falls in love with a married man
>she stalks his waifu until she comes into crowded place
>cupid uses dark arrow
>waifu forgets about her husband and fucks the nearest man
>cupid gets photos and sends it to husbando
>just as planned.kpg

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:32:35 2015 No.13570609 >>13570605 Well, NTR love is still love. Thanks Erosbama.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:33:52 2015 No.13570613 >>13570605 If the monster is married she would just race home to her husband. Stop trying to push NTR, asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:33:54 2015 No.13570614 >>13570605 Why couldn't she just black arrow the married man?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:34:17 2015 No.13570616 >>13570535 >>13570605 >>13570609 Reminder to not do what I'm doing right now (i.e. replying), and ignore shitposters like these.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:34:32 2015 No.13570617 >>13570614 Does it really matter who she shoots?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:35:11 2015 No.13570618 >>13570605 But that's not how it works you colossal mongloid.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:35:32 2015 No.13570622 >>13570616 >shitposters You're adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:35:58 2015 No.13570624 >>13570613 Yeah, people have been trying to push it more and more. A shame. Oh well. Just report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:36:13 2015 No.13570625 >>13570617 Yes, NTRing the husband is just going to cause him unnecessary grief, he might not even be capable of love after that

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:36:50 2015 No.13570626 >>13570605 I'm pretty sure if a servant of Eros did that, she would be cursed to never be loved again, like everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:37:13 2015 No.13570627 >>13570625 Hmm, didn't think of that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:37:33 2015 No.13570629 File: 34 KB, 757x329, 1432964253888.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want NTRfags to go and stay the fuck gone. I'm still salty about when they tried to ruin my story.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:37:43 2015 No.13570630

>>13570574
Matter of interpretation. Some see it as a waifu-filled paradise where everyone is being liberated from an oppressive lifestyle, others see it as a dystopia where smiles get painted on your soul.

Just be careful when KC decides to read up on what the silly gaijin have been saying again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:37:54 2015 No.13570631 >>13570617 If we're going with how it's supposed to work? No, because it wouldn't break up married couples. Otherwise >>13570625

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:39:29 2015 No.13570638 >>13570629 >Spoiler Elaborate?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:39:51 2015 No.13570639 >>13570605 >>waifu forgets about her husband and fucks the nearest man That ain't how it works nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:40:27 2015 No.13570641 >>13570629 I don't think anyone is actually fapping to NTR here. They're just using it for memes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:40:36 2015 No.13570642 >>13570497 We all take liberties. She's wolfish, has two tails, and her ears are more squared off than Anubis'. Good enough for me. >>13570482 If you want to attend you have to bring a dish of your own.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:40:38 2015 No.13570643 >>13570630 Oh yeah, wouldn't want to get another "nah man, you gajins just don't get it", and maybe I don't. Of course, I would argue that he doesn't understand/respect the concept of individuality, but that I digress.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:40:53 2015 No.13570644 >>13570625 She has healing fetish and to heal a man you need to break him first

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:41:29 2015 No.13570645 >>13570629 >ruin my story. wut story?

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:42:21 2015 No.13570647
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>>13570431
Alternative Ending!

>After getting hit by the arrow you rush to find the one girl you knew you were meant to be with
>The desire saturates your being as you vault over your couch and through the door
>"Yo." Your cupid friend is standing right in front of you with her arms open waiting to receive you
>"See ya later!" You push her with such force that she hits her head on the hard ceramic floor.
>Why did she look so shocked? Couldn't she see you were suffering and needed help?
>Your feet carry you down the street and straight to her house. You need her so badly to hold you that your entire body starts to shake.
>Her door gives way and you rush down the dilapidated interior to her room.
>"W-Who's the-!" Your oomukade senpai gives a terrified yelp as your arms nearly crush her tiny waist.
>You're on your knees rubbing your face against her smooth midriff. Her face is red, but her hands are already patting your head trying to calm you down.
>"A-Anon? What's wrong?" Her voice is so sweet that you do your best to explain your epiphany. She goes from red to a blood scarlet hearing your confession of love.
>Next thing you know she's holding you against her breasts. Their warmth fills your heart with peace as she kisses your forehead and promises to stay with you
>"I always thought you didn't like me, but I-I've always had a crush on you too Anon!" Your mind flies off to such distant heights of elation at these words that you start crying again, this time out of happiness.
>She takes off her sweatshirt and skirt nervously. Her arms do their best to cover her nakedness as she asks. "Do you still like me despite my body?"
>You can't hold back. The longing in your heart forces you to push her down and take her right then and there without delay.
>As you fuck the virginity out of her something odd happens.
>You swear that you hear the sound of someone crying, but the two of you are literally permeating happiness this instant.
>Oh well, it doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:42:33 2015 No.13570649 >>13570629 >letting others change how your story goes You have no one to blame but yourself.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:42:40 2015 No.13570650
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>>13570583
>>13570579
It's called write-fag for a reason.
>You scream into the radio.
>"FUUUUUCKKKKK YOOUUUU!"
>Your superiors thought a small expedition force would suffice for an uncivilized world who's ecosystem appeared to contain no predators.
>Naturally you felt is was your job to vocalize your criticisms in the most elegant manner possible.
>"FUUUUUUCKKKKK THIS SHIT!!!"
>Bullets didn't work, explosives didn't work, and nude-brawling was definitely a no-go(Thanks Perkins). In the end, you just decided to throw your gun at it and run.
>God you could still hear their screams echo though your head, but really what choice did you have? That thing was invincible.
>You trip on the surrounding foliage. Sending yourself flying into the mud.
>This too would not go without comment.
>"GAHHHHHHHHH!!!"
>You scream in the mud, rain pouring down heavy, exhausted.
>"JUST KILL ME!"
>The jungle fell silent.
>Wrong choice of words?
>Suddenly your forced to the ground and a wave of mud practically suffocates you.
>You struggle up for air, but quickly forced down again by strange appendages.
>It's here.
>The beast stands at least twice as tall as you do, tentacles ensnaring you, ensuring that you can't escape while she sharpens her talons.
>It's form is disgusting, like something out of a bad sci-fi horror movie, purple radiating skin, breathing flaps casually expelling gas, soft curves...
>Wait a tick did this thing look...Womanly?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:45:03 2015 No.13570653 >>13570650 >Dem Wraith hips I have the most confused boner right now

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:45:37 2015 No.13570654 >>13570647 See, I don't think the arrows are so deliberate. Maybe if they had a mechanic that directed their enchantment towards some one specifically. Otherwise the first true ending is more likely. Cause she's just the first you see.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:45:39 2015 No.13570655 >>13570647 It's finally here!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:45:50 2015 No.13570656 >>13570650 Xenomorph/abomination stories are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:45:56 2015 No.13570659 >>13570647 >brainwashed to love creepy crawly He better kill himself

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:46:23 2015 No.13570660 >>13570629 Didn't you plan your story to go NTR, and vanillafags ruined it? The one with a dragon girl from the last thread. Or you're someone else?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:46:35 2015 No.13570661 >>13570650 Why did they even give that thing a womans lower body anyways? It still looks hideous.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:46:49 2015 No.13570662 Cupid art when?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:46:59 2015 No.13570663 >>13570661 Because it's a girl

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:47:25 2015 No.13570664 >>13570661 Someone here would put his thing in there, you know there is.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:48:04 2015 No.13570666 >>13570662 Soon, .Less is cooking something up.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:48:17 2015 No.13570668

>>13570643
>spoiler

My theory is that for all the talk of mindbreak, etc, etc. It's actually just a meta issue. The attack on your free will is usually (not always admittedly) a meta one.

It's sort of like reading a second person story and thinking to yourself.

>But I would never react / do that!

KC is a railroading GM and MGE is his campaign.

>"She's so seductive that she convinces you."
>"Bullshit."
>"No really, just go with it. I don't know what would actually convince you, but she said the right thing at the right time."
>"KC. That sounds like brainwash."
>"No it's not! She's got a high charisma score, look!"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:48:37 2015 No.13570670 >>13570662 Needs lewds first. Or something simple like licking her lips with heart pupils Or lewd involving an arrow

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:49:39 2015 No.13570673 >>13570668 Perfect 20s, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:49:41 2015 No.13570674 >>13570668 I had shitty DMs before, but I think a session with KC would end in violence.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:50:01 2015 No.13570676 >>13570668 Nice conflating GMing with storytelling you got going there.

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:50:09 2015 No.13570677

>>13570584
>"Master is so nice..."
>"You deserve so much more than that, Mei. I'm gonna make sure you're okay. You can stay with me as long as you want."
>"Thank you, Master! Thank you so much!"
>Now that she's had a chance to express what she'd had to hold in for so long, Mei is much happier
>Now that you've had a chance to hear talk for awhile, you are fairly sure she never went to school.
>The small words she uses coupled with her short, choppy sentences imply that she probably barely talked at all before she met you
>She may not have been able to express it, but you were sure that the abuse she endured went far beyond the little snippets she had told you
>Under all this though, you could see that she was brave, intelligent, strong, and fairly mentally healthy considering what she went through
>She was able to break free of her situation, a feat that not many creatures in abusive relationships could do.
>You wrap your arms around her waist, burying your head beneath her teats
>The tow of you sit there for a long time; you cradled gently in her arms, clutching yourself as close to her warm, soft body as you could get
>You can feel her milk trails seeping through the bath towel still wrapped around her
>As if on cue, the doorbell rings
>You never have visitors of any sort, so the only thing it could be is your packages
>"Wanna let me go get that? It's probably our stuff."
>Mei nods and the two of you extricate yourselves from each other
>You straighten your clothes a bit
>"I'm probably gonna have them put the tank in here."
>Mei nods in understanding and pulls your comforter around herself
>Only her head pokes out of the fluffy white blanket, almost like a weird, Holsaurus-snowman
>She happily smiles at you
>"Ready, Master!"
>Your heart hadn't fully recovered from Mei's story, but that adorable look definitely fucking helped.
>You go to your front door and open it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:50:15 2015 No.13570678 >>13570537 See, THAT'S >>13570659 the bad one.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:50:49 2015 No.13570679 >>13570661 >It still looks hideous. Duh, that was probably the point I doubt they wanted to make sexy monstergirl

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:50:50 2015 No.13570680

>>13570654
See, way I think of it, is they would go to the one that's in their mind. Like, hit with a black arrow, lose all their self-satisfaction and loner-dom, become fixated on filling the sudden void in their heart...

I don't think of it as them latching on to the first person to then show them affection, but rather, they'd find themselves thinking back, picking up on all the little hints of affection that they might've missed or ignored in prior interactions, and then they'd zero in on whoever they realized was giving them affection, and head off to be with them.

Unless they were well and truly alone and had no one who'd ever shown them affection, in which case...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:51:06 2015 No.13570681 >Night TeRrors You have been warned.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:51:06 2015 No.13570682 >>13570678 Where is hero wurm when you need her?

Anonymous Sat May 30 01:51:32 2015 No.13570685
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>>13570638
>>13570641
>>13570645
>>13570649
I wrote greentext about a male prostitute in MGC. I added a good end and then some fucker decided, "I'll take this happy ending and make a shitty suffering ending that makes no fucking sense!"
So in short, I'm still salty over that.

>>13570660
Fuck no, NTRfags are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:51:38 2015 No.13570687 >>13570681 What are you planning, Alpie?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:52:04 2015 No.13570689 >>13570682 What would she even do to stop this crime?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:52:59 2015 No.13570691 >>13570685 >some fucker decided, "I'll take this happy ending and make a shitty suffering ending Oh, well then. Yeah, you have a point.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:53:05 2015 No.13570692 I don't like NTR, but I love it when cute girls cry.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:53:48 2015 No.13570694 >>13570674 Too many shitty GMs do that already so I think the analogy is effective enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:54:00 2015 No.13570695 >>13570689 Punch the problem until it's not a problem anymore?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:54:57 2015 No.13570696 >>13570677 This is where Bad Master finds them, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:55:12 2015 No.13570697 >>13570694 Sure, not that it makes the whole thing easier to swallow.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:55:44 2015 No.13570698 >>13570692 This Cute girls suffering is the best suffering I fapped to bullying in yume kurisu

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:56:38 2015 No.13570699 >>13570692 I can get on board with bullying, but actual suffering is too much for me. I get enough of that in my day to day.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:56:56 2015 No.13570701 File: 353 KB, 907x1300, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you squirt on a squid?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:57:54 2015 No.13570703 >>13570701 No. You're supposed to squirt IN the squid.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:57:56 2015 No.13570704 File: 84 KB, 249x319, Squishy Rapist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570696 >Bad Master finds them Nuh uh... it's the delivery. He has Amazon Prime!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:57:57 2015 No.13570705 >>13570701 Aren't they like, 14 or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:57:59 2015 No.13570706 >>13570701 Do you even need to ask?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:58:27 2015 No.13570708 >>13570701 Not on that kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:58:46 2015 No.13570709 >>13570701 I'm sure Notim Portant would

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:58:49 2015 No.13570710 >>13570705 She's not a kid now, she's a squid now

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:59:12 2015 No.13570712 >>13570705 Yeah, and?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:59:15 2015 No.13570713 >>13570701 Once she gets older, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:59:25 2015 No.13570714 >>13570701 You bet I would. Especially if they were that cute. And based on the delay between girls, so would KC.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:59:26 2015 No.13570716 >>13570705 Yeah, what's wrong with that? Too old for you, sabbath-kun?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 01:59:39 2015 No.13570718 File: 2.68 MB, 1730x2500, 1431663763199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570701 Ye

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:00:44 2015 No.13570720 File: 727 KB, 700x990, Kraken.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570701 Not that one.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:01:01 2015 No.13570721 >>13570716 Too young. lolifags & sabbathfags a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:01:09 2015 No.13570722 File: 362 KB, 750x992, 0decf21aaf87a4376eeef5ddabe4c0cedcb6505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570718 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:02:10 2015 No.13570725 >>13570718 >>13570720 >>13570722 >liking boat smashers/murderers

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:02:28 2015 No.13570728
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>>13570650
>Those strange curves, that plated chest, even her maw was starting to look appealing as her drool drizzled over your body.
>Like a good solider you popped a big one.
>Well you were going to die anyway.
>Slowly the creature raises it's blade, ready to fell it and end your sad little existence.
>Hell, you died the way a man should. With his cock hard and a woman straddling him.
>But just before the blade beheads you, it stops.
>The creature draws itself back. You can't read Xeno, but it looks to you that it's surprised.
>With a deft scythe the creature removes your entire uniform.
>Oh god it's not going to...
>She brings the end of her beak close to your member, sniffing it, poking it with her tongue, observing...
>Oh god is it really going down like this?
>With out warning she wraps your pipe in her tongue.
>Squeezing, feeling, the thing feels like it's pulsating in time with your own heartbeat.
>She takes your rear in her hands and pulls up on you, pushing you into her mouth.
>It's more then you can bear, you shamefully let yourself go on the spot.
>The afterglow is amazing as she continues to gently suck and nudge on your member, culling out as much seed as she could.
>Your eventually lowered back into the mud, still tangled in her strange body
>Even though your exhausted you still feel like maybe you have a chance to escape while she tries to figure exactly what happened.
>No dice though, no matter how hard you try to struggle her tendrils hold you harder.
>She lowers herself onto of you, beak in front of your mouth.
>She seems to makes a weird sort of noise, like a bird while gently rubbing her head against your check.
>Oh god it makes some weird horny sense now.
>There's nothing else on this planet.
>Three things any organism wants in life: food, sex, and shelter.
>and she already ate your friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:03:22 2015 No.13570730 File: 518 KB, 1126x1000, 01 (4).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570721 You a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:03:25 2015 No.13570731 >>13570725 Every Kraken husband needs to make them smash their ship-in-a-bottle collection and build a new boat for them

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:03:36 2015 No.13570732 >>13570725 >this shit again Does baby need his diaper changed?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:03:45 2015 No.13570733 File: 66 KB, 697x717, 10521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "It's getting late Anon, aren't you feeling sleepy?"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:04:03 2015 No.13570735 >>13570725 >murderers They're not murderers. They're like Poseidon's storms in squid form. Also, you're damn right I love destructive monsters you little baby.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:04:33 2015 No.13570737 >>13570732 Sick burn brah, 11/10.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:04:35 2015 No.13570738 I want to go on a week long camping trip with my Cupid childhood friend and confess to her on the second day.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:05:09 2015 No.13570740 >>13570725 >a monster girl acting monstrous CALL THE FUCKING COPS

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:05:27 2015 No.13570741 >>13570733 Can't sleep, Sheep, reading Mega-Holst and playing .hack. >>13570738 That sounds pretty good to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:06:11 2015 No.13570743 >>13570740 >CALL THE FUCKING PALADINS FTFY

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:06:35 2015 No.13570745 >>13570740 But anon, there are no officers at sea.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:06:39 2015 No.13570746 File: 673 KB, 590x874, Sheepy Sheepy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570733 No. I don't want to go to bed and you can't make me!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:07:06 2015 No.13570747 >>13570730 That baphomet gonna get cuddled Alright, night everyone! Remember to play with your daughteru to build strong familial bonds. This is totally not a plot to keep you from burning down the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:07:19 2015 No.13570748 >>13570730 No. That little brat needs a spanking & a time-out

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:07:29 2015 No.13570749 >>13570721 Today, anon wasn't an irredeemable faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:08:32 2015 No.13570751 >>13570749 Lolis are olev, you insufferable plebeian.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:08:41 2015 No.13570753 >>13570733 I'm so used to getting up at 4 am I miss getting to be a nightowl Hell, I'm still a nightowl but that just means I sleep twice a day

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:09:22 2015 No.13570754

>>13570677
>A towering, red Oni and a much shorter Kikimora greet you, both wearing matching HM Industries uniforms
>"Ay boss, you order a tank?"
>The Oni bares her teeth at you in a grin and gestures to the large, cardboard box next to her
>The box is also emblazoned with the HM Industries logo
>"Yeah. You can bring it in here."
>You lead them into your bedroom, and direct the Oni to the corner behind the door
>The tank can go there
>"Right-o. I'll have this hooked up in a jiffy, boss."
>The Oni busies herself with the tank and the Kikimora approaches you, holding a second, smaller package
>Mei is watching the pair intently, still wrapped in your comforter
>Her head swivels around as she curiously takes in the scene before her
>"Good afternoon sir, ma'am."
>The Kiki nods respectfully to you and Mei
>"Here is the rest of your purchase."
>She hands you the box
>"Thanks"
>"Would you like me to give you a tutorial? I can hook her up for you."
>The Kiki turns to face the Holst
>Mei looks very nervous, she is actively avoiding the the Kiki's cold stare
>"We're good. Thanks."
>How hard could it be?
>"All done here, boss!"
>The Oni calls from the corner
>Damn, she works fast.
>The shiny, silver tank sits behind her
>"The tank enchantment you opted for runs on electricity. Your harness is already attuned to it, all you need to do is turn it on."
>The Kiki gives you the run-down of your purchases
>"The harness is guaranteed to work anywhere within MGC, and my boss has included a 100 gallon travel tank as well. This meter here shows the tank's fullness, and here is a spout for emptying the tank's contents into bottles."
>The Kiki points to the various features
>"Thanks."
>That was nice of them, maybe the coons weren't so greedy after all
>"We hope you are satisfied with your purchases, please remember HM Industries for all your future milking needs."
>Yep. Thanks again."
>You politely show the two workers to the door and return to the bedroom, excited for the next step

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:10:13 2015 No.13570755 >>13570733 I wish I could sleep, I have to get up for work in a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:10:48 2015 No.13570757 >>13570751 Sorry I don't hold the same interest in fucking children.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:12:04 2015 No.13570759 >>13570757 >not liking lolis You may find facebooks more appropriate for your shit normie tastes

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:12:35 2015 No.13570760 >>13570757 Where do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:12:56 2015 No.13570761 >>13570757 >he doesn't like lolis >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:13:03 2015 No.13570762 File: 356 KB, 689x1000, Lich recolor dark2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How spooky can your waifu be?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:13:28 2015 No.13570763 >>13570760 >>13570759 >>13570761 Hey look, the pedophile brigade is here!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:13:45 2015 No.13570764 File: 1.02 MB, 1500x2000, 1427180945092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570757 >caring about the feelings of 2D chitlins I think you're taking this too seriously you big ninny.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:13:51 2015 No.13570765 >>13570759 >shit normie tastes You aliken Onee-sans to facebook again and see if I can't warp space to punch you out, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:14:10 2015 No.13570766 >>13570762 >Death The spookiest.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:14:13 2015 No.13570767 >>13570762 That lich is gonna get princess carried.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:14:49 2015 No.13570769 >>13570763 You act like we ever left.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:14:56 2015 No.13570770 >>13570764 I feel like she's accidentally chopped her own limbs on more than one occasion.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:14:57 2015 No.13570771 >>13570763 So are people just not allowed to like loli monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:14:59 2015 No.13570772 >>13570765 He never mentioned Onee-sans at all in his post.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:15:02 2015 No.13570773 >>13570763 Shouldn't you be at tumblr right now?

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:15:45 2015 No.13570776
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>>13570770

Your kraken waifu has decided to surprise you with dinner!

It's fried calamari. As you're about to dig in you notice that the fried calamari is in fact a giant fried tentacle.

Your waifu looks at you expectantly, and starts to get nervous as you count her many arms.

One is missing. She served you one of her tentacles for dinner.

>"Don't worry honey. It grows back, just dig in!"

The kraken cups your cheeks with her tentacles and shows off her carefree smile.

It quickly fades as she finds herself unable to read your expression.

"You don't like it? I worked really hard on it you know, ....cut off my fucking arm too..."

How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:15:52 2015 No.13570777 File: 173 KB, 1150x980, ecb46a033121f2f3233838bb1a6c8017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We should compromise. How does everyone feel about oppai lolis?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:16:13 2015 No.13570779 >>13570754 But what does the extra mode do?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:16:14 2015 No.13570780 >>13570762 So spooky that I cum from the first thrust into her icy dead flesh while staring into her terrifying milky eyes.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:16:20 2015 No.13570781

>>13570223
>>13570258

So let me see if I understand this correctly:

The pink love arrows are your generic, fall-in-love cupid arrows.

The black arrows are basically like... relationship reset buttons? Cancels out both current crushes and friendzoning of any other girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:16:50 2015 No.13570784 >>13570776 Eh, I'd continue eating.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:16:56 2015 No.13570785

>>13570772
I thought it was obvious that onee-sans were my thing, if you put two and two together. I mean unless we're talking immortal lolis here.

>>13570771
Funny, because the reactions here seem to tell me you're not allowed to not like loli monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:17:00 2015 No.13570786 >>13570762 >Having my waifu stick to her mythological roots, and crawl onto my chest and exert ever increasing pressure until I wake up >doing this more than once More annoying as fuck than spooky.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:17:04 2015 No.13570787 >>13570777 10/10 Would kidnap a familiar and feed her holstaur milk till she was Oppai. Health optional but appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:17:21 2015 No.13570789 >>13570776 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:17:24 2015 No.13570791 File: 2.06 MB, 1600x2000, susan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so much shit to finish

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:17:43 2015 No.13570792 >>13570777 I like normal loli and oppai loli.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:18:08 2015 No.13570795 File: 255 KB, 462x524, Watch the Birdie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570754 That Amazon/HM Ind™ delivery service kicks ass!

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:18:17 2015 No.13570796

>>13570769
No, I'm acting like you put on your butthurt sirens and came running to complain.
>>13570771
You're allowed to like anything you want, so long as you accept that your taste is shit and everyone else on the internet is more refined.
Didn't you learn this in orientation?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:18:22 2015 No.13570797 >>13570791 I'd prefer more MGE dragon, but this is great too.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:18:38 2015 No.13570798 >>13570776 Damn it, I love calamari but at the same time this is weirding me out.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:18:47 2015 No.13570799 >>13570791 That was a good stream, .less.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:18:56 2015 No.13570800 >>13570791 Noice.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:18:59 2015 No.13570802

>>13570781
For Black Arrows

>On the other hand, the black "arrows of lead" cause the love of those who are shot to dry up. They will be overcome with a deep feeling of loss, and start to strongly desire love from another person. Even those who are dull and unaware of love, and those who are too haughty and prideful to love another, will notice the love directed towards them. The importance of love will hit them like a ton of bricks, and they won't be able to help but acknowledge it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:19:07 2015 No.13570804 File: 233 KB, 565x800, 1431658838994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570776 "You taste just like you look, love." You mention through a mouth full of the delicious meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:19:25 2015 No.13570805 >>13570785 >tells anons that lolis are shit >whines when he gets told to go fuck himself I have to ask, are you new?

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:20:12 2015 No.13570807

>>13570781
>The black arrows are basically like... relationship reset buttons? Cancels out both current crushes and friendzoning of any other girls?

Don't think it's that because that enables something that's absolutely haram.

It's more of a "Fuck you loners" button.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:20:19 2015 No.13570808 >>13570781 Nah, it doesn't affect your current interests or relationships at all. What it does is make people who don't feel love, desire it so strongly that they can't help but get married.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:20:26 2015 No.13570809 >>13570791 http://i.imgur.com/d9WcJqQ.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:21:01 2015 No.13570810 >>13570805 I didn't tell anons that lolis are shit, I just agreed with the one who did. And then proceeded to point out blatant hypocrisy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:21:03 2015 No.13570811 >>13570796 >Talk shit >expect not to get hit we're on /jp/, friend. I don't know what else you expected other then getting shit on for your bad taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:21:10 2015 No.13570812 >>13570807 No, you MUST be happy RIGHT NOW. Seriously, fuck you KC.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:21:34 2015 No.13570814 >>13570776 I fucking make her learn her place. How dare she hurt herself? How dare she make me worry about her as if it's OK as long as I'm fine? I'm going to forcefully thrust all of my morals into her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:22:53 2015 No.13570821 >>13570762 Crows are very spooky.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:22:58 2015 No.13570823

>>13570811
>>Talk shit
Except I'm not that guy.
>I don't know what else you expected other then getting shit on for your bad taste.
You didn't even bother reading the second part of my post, did you?
My taste is inherently better than yours, and you're a pedophile and kiddy fiddler for liking Loli.
End of story.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:23:03 2015 No.13570824 >>13570810 >blatant hypocrisy Sure, if that makes you feel better, let's pretend.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:23:48 2015 No.13570825 >>13570791 Let's just get this over with. http://i.imgur.com/PDt1M3e.png

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:23:52 2015 No.13570826
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>>13570728
>"You should probably let me buy you a drink or something before you do the uh..."
>She tilts her head like a puppy.
>That's sort of cute.
>Unbeknownst to you the creature had the slightest bit of intelligence.
>It's thought patterns were something along the lines of:
>"WANT MATE WANT MATE WANT MATE. MATE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE."
>And it read your comfortable and joking tone as:
>"MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE".
>She grinds against you, rubbing your dick over her shiny armored body.
>Air-flaps, tendrils, claws, she practically rubbed your member over every part of her.
>"MARK MARK MARK MARK MARK"
>She stopped, resting herself so her stomach pressed against your prick.
>Raising herself, her tendrils spread out until they revealed tell-tale opening.
>Without hesitation, she lifted herself and stuck you inside of her.
>You try to scream out and pleasure, but practically have the wind knocked out of you when she begins to move.
>She's moving so much you'd think SHE was the jackhammer here.
>The insane onslaught only lasts so long until you explode again.
>You moan this time, loud enough for the entire jungle to hear.
>She didn't stop. Even with your oversensitive prick inside you she kept moving.
>Now you were really afraid.
>Writhing and struggling you try your best to escape before she rips your dick off.
>But she simply tightens her grip.
>"NOBODY ELSE LEFT."
>"MATE ONLY THING IMPORTANT."
>She lays on you, still moving like there's no tomorrow.
>"WON'T LOSE HIM"
>You pass out after not to long, pretty sure you were completely fucked.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:23:58 2015 No.13570827

>After working far too many hours helping everyone but herself get laid, and exhausted Cupid drops her bow and quiver on her way back from work.
>You find the weapons of love, but no sign of their owner.
>You now have an entire cupid arsenal at your disposal.

How do you wreak havoc?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:24:17 2015 No.13570828 >>13570823 Your opinion is pretty great. Second to my own, of course, but perfectly fine nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:25:00 2015 No.13570831 >>13570825 Damn it Alp!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:26:01 2015 No.13570834 >>13570827 I do the right thing and destroy them.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:26:16 2015 No.13570837 >>13570824 >What the fuck faggot, you don't like the same thing I like, get the fuck out >x3 Then >"So are people just not allowed to like loli monstergirls?" >Not hypocrisy Yeah, lets pretend.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:26:43 2015 No.13570838 >>13570827 I shoot someone with both arrows.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:27:08 2015 No.13570839 >>13570827 Shoot an Ushi, an Oni, a Minotaur, a Hellwolf, and a Human

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:27:14 2015 No.13570840

>>13570823
>My taste is inherently better than yours, and you're a pedophile and kiddy fiddler for liking Loli.
>implying this isn't talking shit

Kid, you contradicted yourself in your own post.

Maybe if you weren't so uncomfortable about putting your dick in things you wouldn't get Alp'd after turning that Baphomet down.

But hey, with how much of a pussy your being you'd probably enjoy that. :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:27:25 2015 No.13570841 >>13570827 Remove the black arrows. Paint the remaining normal half black. Soak in manticore venom. Dutifully return the arsenal and skip state.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:27:31 2015 No.13570842 >>13570826 In case no one else is paying attention, I certainly am. Your work is not wasted.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:27:54 2015 No.13570844 >>13570827 I don't. I try to find the owner and tell her not to leave her equipment around like that

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:28:18 2015 No.13570846 >>13570840 >can't even use the correct you're loli lovers everyone, can't even write sentences correctly.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:28:48 2015 No.13570848 >>13570825 Snake eyes. It matches the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:28:55 2015 No.13570849 File: 334 KB, 600x800, 1377643135025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like tiny, tight girls like Tamamo, so long as they aren't 'actual' children, IE they have the mentality and mental development of a young child.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:29:35 2015 No.13570850 >>13570802 >cause the love of those who are shot to dry up So NTR confirmed?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:30:03 2015 No.13570851 >>13570837 Great, you pretend this is true, and I pretend to care.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:30:47 2015 No.13570853 File: 41 KB, 324x586, 1402808045208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570826 >Full-on monster sex I didn't ask for this boner. But I won't fight it. Continue.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:30:55 2015 No.13570854
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>>13570840
>Unable to comprehend satire
>Kid
>Attack on manhood
>Your
It's adorable watching you Anon.

>>13570850
I guarantee we'll see KC try and clear that up in a future Q&A, so I doubt it.
It is a good excuse though, and it'll probably lead to an influx of people shitposting using that as an excuse.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:32:46 2015 No.13570857

>>13570846
>I don't have an argument so I'm just gonna point out grammatical errors.

Gee, Anon. Your opinion isn't THAT hard to defend is it?

>>13570854
>implying I'm not just enjoying a good bout of shitposting

I've gotta fill the hole in my soul with something.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:32:47 2015 No.13570858 >>13570827 >Grab all the black arrows >Lock and ward myself in my room >Stab myself with all of it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:33:08 2015 No.13570860 >>13570854 >shitposting using that as an excuse Until he "clears" it up, it's still as valid as your "No man, it's just you realizing your tru feelz brah".

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:33:28 2015 No.13570861

>>13570850
It's not KC's style so I would say no. Married couples are bound to each other in more ways than one. I pictured it as a temporary loss of love. Like someone shut off a faucet for a little while and made you really thirsty. The other thing to keep in mind is that the arrows are reserved for loners and stuck-ups. That's the intended purpose.

To make them stop being too cool for love and start getting >tfw no gf

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:34:31 2015 No.13570863 >>13570861 It's a lead arrow to combat dense people.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:34:32 2015 No.13570864

>>13570754
>Mei is still exactly where she was when you left, her eyes slowly move from the tank in the corner to the box on your bed, an odd look of anticipation on her face
>"Ready?"
>"Yes, Master!"
>The Holst eagerly shrugs the comforter off and crawls over to you on all fours
>The towel has fallen down around her waist, but she doesn't seem to notice
>Her massive breasts hang down beneath her, gently swaying to and fro
>You gulp as you open the box, discarding the multiple layers of packing paper
>The milking harness is inside yet another package, a shrink-wrapped plastic bag
>Finally free of it's layers, you hold the harness up
>The wide, leather straps hang down from metal rings there is a large, rubbery-looking bra somewhere in the middle, but you aren't quite how those work
>You turn it around in your hands, unable to figure out which way is up on the thing
>Mei is digging around through the box, she eventually surfaces with a small slip of paper
>"The directions, master!"
>Clever girl.
>You pat the Holst on the head as thanks and take the directions from her
>A quick look at them makes the harness a lot easier to understand
>"Alright, could you stand up here for a bit?"
>Mei nods and stands in front of you and her towel falls to the floor
>She is blushing a little, but she doesn't seem to mind her nudity too much
>"Okay, here goes. Step in here."
>Mei slowly lifts her right hoof as you bend down and slide the one of the thigh-rings of the harness over it
>"Good, next leg."
>You repeat the process and pull the harness up all the way
>Mei flinches a little as the leather crotch strap brushes against her nethers

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:34:45 2015 No.13570866 >>13570861 It's also meant for those edgy rebels who don't want to be happy in a fantasy setting that they control entirely.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:34:59 2015 No.13570867 >>13570861 >reserved for loners and stuck-ups Because fuck these people and their lifestyle, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:35:55 2015 No.13570872 >>13570867 Exactly. No one said Eros was fair.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:36:35 2015 No.13570874 >>13570866 >that they control entirely >can't choose to be hermits >control entirely You wanna think about that one more than not at all?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:36:38 2015 No.13570875 >>13570867 Welcome to the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:36:51 2015 No.13570877 >>13570826 >"MARK MARK MARK MARK MARK" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFbK7ZZE9EY Based Mark.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:37:22 2015 No.13570879 >>13570867 how new r u?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:37:56 2015 No.13570882 >>13570825 I don't want to put my dick near that http://i.imgur.com/W0hRXSc.png

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:38:33 2015 No.13570884 >>13570877 0:44 it starts bleating like a goat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:39:00 2015 No.13570885 >>13570874 Why the fuck do you want to be a hermit and by yourself in a MG setting that's about sex and being with your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:39:20 2015 No.13570890 >>13570872 Is there an edgy god that hates love? Cause I might wanna join. >>13570875 Ain't that the truth? >>13570879 >hurr newfag Wow, never heard that one before. You must be a veteran of some kind.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:39:35 2015 No.13570892

>>13570867
>cupid fell in love with a loner
>her flirting doesn't work neither her pink arrows
>shoots black arrow into him
>waits outside his house dreaming of lewd sex and cuddles
>she wait for an hour
>for another hour
>and another
>go into his house to check on him
>he killed himself because of extreme despair
What is her reaction?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:39:36 2015 No.13570893 >>13570867 In MGE ya it makes sense here, but I wouldn't ever want to be alone there

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:39:40 2015 No.13570894
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>>13570826
>A calm air fills the jungle as you stand over the graves of your comrades.
>So much time has passed since that day.
>You feel a slimy hand on your shoulder, from one of the trees, your daughter swings down onto your back.
>"Daddy talk to rocks?"
>"Yes" You say, patting the top of her beak.
>Turning around you begin to make your way back home.
>On the highest tree you see your wife, tendrils hanging down, swaying, catching microbes in the air.
>For some reason it got you unusually in the mood.
>"Dear?"
>"Daddy?"
>"I need you to go take care of your siblings, can you do that for me?"
>"Daddy going to Mommy?"
>"Yes."
>With a giggle, your daughter swings back into the trees, excited with the prospect of another family member.
>To honor your friends you had decided to name each of your children after one of them.
>You've run out of names.
>As you approached the tree, your wife gave of a cheery noise.
>"I'm really fucked up." You say to yourself as you once again coat your body in the ceremonial mud.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:40:05 2015 No.13570896 >>13570885 Because I hate people and waifus are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:40:22 2015 No.13570899 >>13570885 I don't, I'm just pointing out that little inconsistency.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:41:24 2015 No.13570902 >>13570892 Someobody is gonna have a long talk with her boss...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:41:39 2015 No.13570903 >>13570892 She is happy that she at least got a Wisp a new partner. Not even death can stop the MG love.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:41:47 2015 No.13570904 >>13570899 What inconsistency again? I'm not exactly seeing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:41:50 2015 No.13570905 >>13570875 >you will never experience the massive fear boner a human raised in Order lands gets once he realizes that everything from monsters, to elementals, and the divinities themselves want to forcefully make love to humanity

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:41:51 2015 No.13570906 File: 1.27 MB, 1891x2600, 1432968111203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570864 Milk the cow... Do it Now!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:41:54 2015 No.13570907 >>13570896 Stop being such a grumpy wumpy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:42:34 2015 No.13570908 >>13570858 Would people who are already sad and lonely even be affected though? It could just do nothing. Those people are the best for healing. I want a monstergirl to bring back my smile.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:42:57 2015 No.13570910 >>13570906 I want to milk the cow by making two witches drink straight from the tap till she's empty.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:43:22 2015 No.13570912 >>13570904 Are you kidding me? >in a fantasy setting that they control entirely vs >can't choose to be hermit

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:44:40 2015 No.13570913 >>13570903 But all ghosts are females

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:45:02 2015 No.13570914 File: 26 KB, 215x211, Agressive Cow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570906 That chapter was lewd as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:45:47 2015 No.13570915 >>13570908 I was expecting some kind of a constant "rubbing salt in a wound"-like feeling.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:45:56 2015 No.13570916 >>13570912 So you want to be a Hermit in a setting where you can be anything you ever wanted to be? Why not just shave your head and become one of those Buddhist monks who live atop mountains and don't interact with anyone else ever?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:46:12 2015 No.13570918 >>13570894 Thanks for everything anon. God I have such a boner for xenomorphs and abominations now. If only there were more high quality content.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:46:53 2015 No.13570919 >>13570791 Hooray for more Anubis. Always a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:47:30 2015 No.13570920 >>13570916 >So you want to be a Hermit in a setting where you can be anything you ever wanted to be? See >>13570899 Seriously, am I talking to children here?

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:47:38 2015 No.13570921

>If shot with love arrows, even a couple dishonest about their feelings and unable to be joined by chance encounters will immediately develop a sweet atmosphere. Unable to conceal their love for each other, they will start to express it through words and skin contact

Arrows that can untsun the tsun. De-smug the smug. Cupid OP.

> On the other hand, the black "arrows of lead" cause the love of those who are shot to dry up. They will be overcome with a deep feeling of loss, and start to strongly desire love from another person. Even those who are dull and unaware of love, and those who are too haughty and prideful to love another, will notice the love directed towards them. The importance of love will hit them like a ton of bricks, and they won't be able to help but acknowledge it.

Arrows that can break through denseness and being a cunt.

>Such men will awaken to the male essence within that strongly desires to mate with monsters
>essence within

Fuck you KC , do not tell me who I want to fuck.

> the arrows of some individuals that have great difficulty expressing their love, and let it build up too much inside themselves; can cause men to enter a trance-like state of ecstasy due to the man's heart being synchronized with the enormity of their sentiment, resulting in tremendous lust and arousal. Men who have gone out of control will end up sexually assaulting them.

Neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:48:23 2015 No.13570922 >>13570777 You're obsessed to this minor with bags of fat attached to her chest.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:48:33 2015 No.13570923 >>13570906 Why can't he draw nipples and areola? Those are hilariously small.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:48:41 2015 No.13570924 File: 87 KB, 711x800, bloodsucker_by_supremedalek35-d8ocipx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570918 hehehehehehe. It also kind of looks like a sloth.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:48:54 2015 No.13570926

>>13570910
Fuck off with your milk already
And it only turn them into fat oppai lolis
>For all the monsters whose charm point is their childish appearance, it won't cause them to have full breasts. Instead, it exhibits an effect that will cause their tiny breasts to become even squishier, and make their skin feel even softer to the touch, so even adherents of Sabbath should relax and drink it.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:49:07 2015 No.13570927

>>13570913
No, I meant that a Wisp, a different MG, now has a new ghost partner in the guy that killed himself. Obviously it would be shitty, but she can't even see the guy anymore, so it could be worse. Or she could just have a Lich raise the guy for her. Either way the "suffering" doesn't really come into play.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:49:56 2015 No.13570930 >>13570921 >Fuck you KC , do not tell me who I want to fuck. Shhhh. Just accept it. Any resistance is futile, you yourself want this, you just don't know it yet.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:50:05 2015 No.13570932

>>13570920
Then why did you even bring up Hermits in the first place when nobody was even talking about them?
There's wanting to be alone, then there's "FUCK YOU, ANGEL OF LOVE! I WANT TO BE ALONE AND YOU CANT MAKE ME LOVE ANYTHING! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" which is what most of the people bashing Eros are doing in a fashion.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:50:35 2015 No.13570934 >>13570926 Oh no, I guess I will just need to keep them under my arms, take the holstaur, and bring them to bed for some intense, four way cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:51:57 2015 No.13570936 >>13570932 That's not the point. You can't claim that you "control the setting ENTIRELY", if you can't also choose to be a "hermit" of some kind.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:52:15 2015 No.13570937

>>13570864
>Two wide bands of leather sit loosely around her waist, one right around her bellybutton, and the other just below her teats
>Straps, almost like garter belts connect the lower strap to the thigh bands on either of Mei' sides
>The crotch strap bisects the waist straps, connecting to the bra in front and back
>The garter belts follow a similar pattern, ending at the arm bands
>Mei puts her arms through their bands and pulls the bra up to her teats
>She stands there, looking puzzled
>She probably hasn't had much experience with bras either
>"Here..."
>You walk behind the Holst and fasten the bra buckle across her soft back
>Mei makes sure to line her nipples up with the two, off-white silicon pads on the inside of the bra
>You think the bra is made of latex, but you aren't sure
>Either way, the smooth, slightly sticky surface of the material looks like it would form a nice seal around Mei's teats
>The possibility of any leakage seemed unlikely
>Whatever the stuff was, the website had said it was breathable and suitable for long-term wear, even though it didn't look like it
>Almost there.
>The final strap connects to the top of the arm bands
>As you carefully buckle it around the Holst's neck, a soft glow emanates from the harness
>Mei gasps a little as the harness magically tightens around her body and the latex bra expands a little to accommodate her slightly swollen breasts
>You gulp a little as you stare at her, the tight, leather straps around her arms, legs, and belly make her flesh bulge out ever so slightly
>She squirms a little as she grows accustomed to the soft, yet restrictive leather pressed closely against her pussy
>The shiny, skintight black bra conforms perfectly to her breasts, gently hugging each one
>"H-how does it feel?"
>"G-g-good... Master. I-I like it. It feels nice..."
>She loved to surprise you, didn't she?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:52:31 2015 No.13570939 >>13570927 >now has a new ghost partner You mean yuri? KC didn't say anything about male ghosts Males are either resurrected as incubi or go to another world or something

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:52:50 2015 No.13570943 >>13570924 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:54:29 2015 No.13570946 >>13570939 No, bud. The Will-o-Wisp profile mentions them stealing the souls of recently dead men to be their partners.

Anonymous Sat May 30 02:54:56 2015 No.13570948

>>13570936
If they wanted to be Hermits THAT badly then they would be.
Cupids aren't so fucking numerous and dense that the air is actually made of of atom sized Cupids, so it isn't guaranteed that you'll run across one, especially if you're a Hermit that's reclusive.
You guys control the damn setting in your own head so stop going with the worst case scenario all the time and bitching about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:55:24 2015 No.13570949 >>13570932 >FUCK YOU ANGEL OF LOVE! I WANT INDEPENDENCE AND YOU CAN'T DECIDE WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME! ONLY I GET TO! REEEEEEEEEEE! ftfy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:55:32 2015 No.13570950 >>13570930 Y-you lie!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:57:56 2015 No.13570954 >>13570948 This isn't even about cupids, this about making a claim that simply isn't true. Hell, you can't even die in peace in MGE, so don't talk to me about "controlling the setting".

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:57:56 2015 No.13570955 >>13570950 KC never told you what happened to your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:58:46 2015 No.13570957 >>13570937 A bondage gear?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:59:28 2015 No.13570959 >>13570939 I personally took it to mean something like a buddy cop movie.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 02:59:50 2015 No.13570961 >>13570946 >Will-o-Wisp >Also, sometimes, living men are not their targets; instead they trap in their cages the souls of men who died alone Fuck, I forgot about that You can't escape even by suicide That is not just grimdark, it's hell-tier grimdark

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:00:08 2015 No.13570963 >>13570954 >Isn't true It's much truer than you think. >Can't even die in peace Yet it happens constantly. You think every single person who dies will be brought back as monster monster or husband? Interrupting the flow of souls?

Anonymous Sat May 30 03:01:00 2015 No.13570965

>>13570949
> AND YOU CAN'T DECIDE WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME! ONLY I GET TO!

Maybe the monsters and non-aligned gods see humanity as this whiny spoiled brat that keeps hurting itself and throwing tantrums. A cute little brat that they want to adopt and take care of, but a brat nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:01:35 2015 No.13570966 File: 123 KB, 800x600, 10475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crow intercrural?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:01:41 2015 No.13570967 >>13570963 >It's much truer than you think. But less true than you hope. Look, can we just agree that MGE is not as cohesive as we'd like it to be?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:02:33 2015 No.13570970 >>13570966 Yes

Anonymous Sat May 30 03:04:32 2015 No.13570972

>>13570937
>"Awesome. Here's the remote, I'll let you have it."
>You hand the small, black remote that came with the harness to her
>"C-can I use it?"
>"Of course, that's why I gave it to you. You know your needs better than I do. There's a lot of stuff on there though, so be careful."
>She nods and smiles happily
>"Thank you, Master!"
>Mei presses the 'auto' button on the remote and squeals softly in surprise
>The pads in the bra come to life and slowly start sucking away at her nipples
>the Holst bites her lip and closes one eye
>"You ok?"
>"I-I-I'm fine, Master. It tickles..."
>The lump in your throat is almost unbearable
>She sits down on the side of the bed, blushing heavily
>You join her, and the two of you sit together as the harness milks at her teats
>As time passes, you are sure that the size of them has decreased, but the latex bra has constantly adjusted to her as she is emptied
>Aaah, technology.
>The harness probably had all sorts of functions that you couldn't wait to explore with your Holst
>However, your stomach has other plans.
>It grumbles loudly
>You have neglected breakfast for too long, it is well into the afternoon now.
>"You hungry?"
>Mei nods, evidently the suckling of the milking bra has lessened as her flow had decreased
>"Cool, I don't have much, but do you like cereal?"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:04:34 2015 No.13570973 >>13570955 Yes, he told me you NTR'd her!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:05:55 2015 No.13570974 >>13570967 While it's not as cohesive as we'd like it to be, it's more cohesive than people think it is though. Not to mention it's a fucking porn setting, which is something that crumbles apart when you try to look deeply into it like MGQ does.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:06:38 2015 No.13570976 >>13570972 >Cereal He best be using her milk for that cereal.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:06:44 2015 No.13570977 >>13570973 NO ANON KC IS YOUR WAIFU.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:07:01 2015 No.13570979 >>13570965 I would rather be a crater on the earth than to be as unto you. SPITE FREEDOM BITCHES!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:08:13 2015 No.13570982 >>13570977 THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:09:22 2015 No.13570983 >>13570974 >it's more cohesive than people think it is though. With all the contradictions KC has made, I'm not sure I agree. >MGQ Let's not even get into that...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:10:22 2015 No.13570985 >>13570965 That sounds like traitor talk.

Anonymous Sat May 30 03:12:12 2015 No.13570991

>>13570983
One must wonder if they're truly constrictions since there is a language barrier between him and us and translators who can fuck up something.
Point being: Porn setting, stop looking too deeply into things and just fucking enjoy yourself. Be a paladin, hermit, blue mage, merchant, manwhore, braindead sponge, ect and just stop complaining.

Anonymous Sat May 30 03:15:40 2015 No.13570997

>>13570985

>traitor

You can't go on about freedom and freewill then call members of your species that don't agree with you "traitors". Not a good look for the cause.

I think if you look at the state of affairs in MGE it's not that far off. If someone were to make a political cartoon that would be the best way to illustrate the situation. Maybe make it less biased and make it clear the monsters are 'stranger danger' types. Besides, even a devout paladin can come to this conclusion. He just doesn't have to agree with the monster's assessment.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:16:17 2015 No.13571000 >>13570934 >Holst and two pudgy oppai loli withes. I'm Ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:17:07 2015 No.13571005 >>13570991 >language barrier Fair point. >complaining I don't think I did, but I know you will forgive me regardless.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:18:30 2015 No.13571007 >>13570997 >think if you look at the state of affairs in MGE it's not that far off Absolute nonsense, but please continue.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:19:30 2015 No.13571013 >>13571005 What you said earlier might have qualified as a complaint, but whatever. You want to go back to talking about monstergirls instead of this?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:19:47 2015 No.13571014 >>13570997 >corrupt people and cities >"stranger danger" Kek.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:21:35 2015 No.13571018 >>13571013 >You want to go back to talking about monstergirls instead of this? I'd love to.

Anonymous Sat May 30 03:21:43 2015 No.13571019

>>13570972
>Mei looks at you quizzically
>"What's that, Master?"
>"Umm... I'm not sure how to explain it. Let me show you, I guess."
>You stand up and the Holst follows you to the kitchen
>She seems to have gotten used to her harness very fast
>You open your cabinet and take out your box of Harpy-O's
>As you open the fridge, you mentally facepalm
>You're out of milk.
>Just fucking perfect.
>"Don't think I'm weird or anything, but... uh... cereal goes best with milk."
>Mei nods in agreement
>"I'm out of milk."
>She nods again, a bit puzzled this time
>"Y-you don't mind if we use yours, do you? I swear I'm not making this up."
>"It's ok, Master! I always wanted you to try my milk!"
>"Okay then."
>Smiling, you pour two bowls of the cereal
>Mei sits at your table as you set the bowls in front of her
>"Lets se here..."
>You pore over the remote, looking for answers
>"Here we go."
>You push the button labeled 'manual mode'
>The Holst breathes in sharply as the latex bra retracts itself around her nipples
>It stops almost as soon as it started, exposing a ring about an inch and a half in diameter around each nipple
>"Well that's cool!" You say as you position yourself behind Mei
>"Ready?"
>"Yes, Master!"
>'Damn, she's really enthusiastic about this.'
>You carefully place your hands around Mei's latex-covered teats and squeeze
>Even though she was just milked by the harness, the latex gives you a really good grip
>Large, white jets of milk squirt out of the Holst's breasts and into the cereal
>You lick your lips a little, the sweet, creamy aroma of her milk is very enticing
>You can't wait to try it
>It isn't long at all before the bowls are filled
>You remove your hands and Mei happily presses the 'auto' button again
>The latex fully covers her teats again as you sit in your seat and pull one of the bowls toward you

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:23:27 2015 No.13571024 File: 411 KB, 953x700, Cows in a field.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571018 I want to fuck a Cow.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:23:38 2015 No.13571025 >>13570277 Assassin handjobs at the movies

Anonymous Sat May 30 03:24:34 2015 No.13571028

>>13571007
Right, I forgot to throw in the kid's only friend/guardian. The Chief God. Probably the one trustworthy adult, seems really cool, and keeps the creepers away. Turns out to be just as overbearing in the end.

This kid is fucked no matter who he runs to. Literally in most cases.

There we go.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:25:19 2015 No.13571031 >>13571019 Aw yeah. >>13571024 As do I.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:25:20 2015 No.13571032 >>13571024 Eh, more of a "scaly" man myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:26:11 2015 No.13571038 File: 32 KB, 290x318, 1386300292032.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571019 What a terrible time to find out you're lactose intolerant!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:26:33 2015 No.13571039 >>13571028 >This kid is fucked no matter who he runs to One would think "throwing a tantrum" is perfectly understandable in that situation.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:27:19 2015 No.13571040 File: 1.04 MB, 1000x1469, Scaly Lizard babe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571032 Scales are fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:28:03 2015 No.13571044 >>13571039 It is, but everyone thinks they know what's best for him so it just looks like a kid throwing a tantrum. See, that's just how they perceive us. Whether that's true or not is a different question entirely.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:28:33 2015 No.13571048 >>13571019 Good. He did it. Glad he didn't miss a good opportunity. >>13571025 Man, some MGs would be really, really good at doing stuff in public.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:28:37 2015 No.13571049 >>13571040 I wish someone would de-moon this one and the other one.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:28:58 2015 No.13571051 File: 238 KB, 850x1206, d8b881d314c0dda34e4c3b8eb2235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Well, these retards wont stop bitching, so I am gonna sit here and eat a donut. What is your wife's favorite snack? You can not say jizz or cum or w/e

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:29:10 2015 No.13571053 I wonder what would happen if a Cupid shot someone with both arrows.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:29:34 2015 No.13571056 File: 696 KB, 1000x1471, My girlfriend is getting flustered, and all I'm doing is eating rice..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571049 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:29:48 2015 No.13571057 >>13571044 If anything, that "kid" should leave the elders behind and pursue his own path.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:30:30 2015 No.13571058 >>13571051 I wonder if Holstaurs like drinking their own milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:31:09 2015 No.13571059 http://pastebin.com/KczLjkvx Hey! Over here!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:31:51 2015 No.13571062 >>13571051 Does Dr. Pepper count?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:33:48 2015 No.13571067 >>13571051 >bitching Demon-chan, you can't even eat without making a mess, don't use words if you can't apply them properly.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:35:47 2015 No.13571073 >>13571056 Can anyone translate the pic?

Anonymous Sat May 30 03:37:53 2015 No.13571075

>>13571019
>"Wait, you don't mind drinking your on milk, do you?"
>Mei shakes her head, a little indignantly
>"Of course not Master, I'm delicious."
>'Heh. I bet you are.'
>You pick up your spoon and dig in
>Heaven explodes in your mouth as the delicious, exquisite taste of Mei's milk flow over your tastebuds
>Holy.
>Shit.
>Before you know it, your cereal is gone
>You greedily slurp at the remains of the milk left in the bowl
>Mei gives you a smug grin, holding her own, full spoon in midair
>"I told you I was delicious."
>"Yep. You did. Ummm... I don't mean to be greedy, but do you think I could have some more?"
>Mei pouts a bit
>"I'm not done..."
>She is only a few bites into her own cereal
>You had no idea you had eaten that fast
>"Hold on, I've got an idea."
>A look of shock and surprise crosses the Holst's face as you crawl under the table
>"Master, what are you..."
>She trails off as you pop your head up between her legs
>"Don't mind me. Go ahead and eat."
>You reach up, twisting your hand around to get the remote from the table
>As you pull it down, you push the 'manual mode' button once more
>Mei gasps a bit as her nipples are exposed again
>You stand up on your knees, eyes level with Mei's massive boobs
>Oh yes.
>You gently, carefully take her left nipple into your mouth
>"M-M-Master!"
>Her voice is a little indignant, but amused at the same time
>Her free hand comes up to the back of your head and she strokes your hair as you begin to suck
>You feel her nipple stiffen in your mouth as her beautiful milk flows over your tongue
>Her milk is much more fragrant and flavorful when you drink it strait from her like this
>Soft moans escape the Holst's lips as you lovingly suckle on her nipple, drinking your fill of her delicious milk
>After a few moments, you switch to Mei's right breast
>She has long since finished eating, but she remains seated, hand still on the back of your head

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:38:48 2015 No.13571078 >>13571051 Fruit snacks, just the red ones

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:40:50 2015 No.13571085 >>13571075 Aw yeah now we're getting somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:42:51 2015 No.13571088 >>13571051 >female centipedes ingest the males sperm It literally is cum

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:43:26 2015 No.13571089 >>13571053 He would become yandere.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:44:26 2015 No.13571092 >>13571089 And not the lovable kind of yandere, I mean the "I'll stab you in the eyes if you look at that guy again," kind of yandere.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:44:35 2015 No.13571093 >>13571053 Overdose? Probably obsession.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:46:20 2015 No.13571094 >>13570431 >2015 >not having mastered your emotions

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:46:42 2015 No.13571096 >>13571089 There are three arrows, aren't they? Boilerplate generic cupid love arrows, black arrows to open hearts, and her personal "all-my-feelings-crammed-into-one-arrow" loveshot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:55:19 2015 No.13571106 File: 249 KB, 701x999, 11470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hey Anon, now's a good time for some slime, don't you think?"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 03:56:36 2015 No.13571110 >>13571106 No, you go away, Slug.

Anonymous Sat May 30 03:58:20 2015 No.13571114

>>13571075
>"M-Master is drinking my milk... Master is drinking my milk..."
>She leans her head back and moans with pleasure, face flushed and tongue out
>You continue your sucking, losing yourself as you drink in the intoxicating liquid
>Eventually though, you finally begin to feel full
>You surface, mouth slightly open, you come back to reality
>Mei giggles and wipes away a trail of milk that had dripped down to your chin
>"M-Master..."
>She can't stop smiling
>"Thanks Mei. You really are delicious."
>Even though you're completely full of milk, you feel an odd hunger stirring inside you
>From Mei's deep, crimson blush, you can tell she is feeling it too
>"Y-you want to ah... go to the bedroom?"
>Mei smiles widely (maybe even a bit lewdly) and nods
>You are certain she is aware of your intentions
>She takes your hand in hers and leads you to the bedroom
>It's not like you never expected this to happen
>You had assumed that Mei's milk would have an effect like this, but now you couldn't think of much besides the Holst's wide, squishy butt now bouncing in front of you
>The leather straps of the harness did an amazing job at accentuating her already delicious curves, that was for sure
>You gasp and struggle a bit in shock as Mei lifts you up and gently drops you on the bed
>"I-I want Master's milk too..."
>Her words are soft and melodic, but full of passion
>Welp.
>Who were you to deny her after she had been so free with hers?
>You make no effort to resist as Mei undresses you, lifting your shirt over your head and pulling your pants down to your ankles
>Why would you?
>This was going to be so much fun...
>Mei stands on her knees above you, the hair on her legs brushes against yours, tickling them a little
>She holds up the remote, perusing it's functions

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:03:20 2015 No.13571119 >>13571114 Oh yes, it's time to get lovingly milked.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:04:18 2015 No.13571121 File: 302 KB, 723x1024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...i set fires to feel joy...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:08:40 2015 No.13571134 File: 267 KB, 1000x2000, MGK Hellpup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571121 "I set fires because my Grandma stole my SNES and I have nothing better to do"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:11:11 2015 No.13571140 >>13570647 >heaping suffering on an angel of love I'm going to masturbate to this every night for the next month.

Anonymous Sat May 30 04:15:26 2015 No.13571148

>>13571057
He should, and would if he could. That's the tragedy of it. No means of doing so and hasn't realized that's the best solution for the future he wants.

KC will likely never introduce a third option.

I decided to really think about which major faction is actually better in the long run. After weighing the two current factions, this is going to trigger some individuals, I feel the better choice is probably the monsters.

Now before you all jump down my throat. Yes, both choices are complete shit. No, this doesn't absolve them of bad behavior.

I only chose them because they offer >some< kind of future as opposed to no future.

This falls apart if you consider mankind dead. Personally, I don't. I think it's a similar case to elves. A corrupted elf is still an elf, even down to appearance. An altered variety of elf, but still an elf. Incubi, as far as I can tell, are the same case. So I still see them as human in this case.
But if you don't, feel free to disagree.

The Chief God wants to keep humanity docile forever. Fighting monsters. Forever. Mankind will be stuck in JRPG stasis, and never progress too far with flesh eating monsters designed to kill them popping up constantly.

The Mamono are lazy hedonists but they'll do a few things...eventually. There won't be anything left to fight so that helps too. They also do enough to maintain their Demon Realms, make things like magic cities, Wonderland, and resorts. All while fucking a whole lot. Once humanity is on board their wild ride then the raping will go down significantly. Same with mindbreak because everyone will be born in monster society. There isn't going to do the culling thing either so their progress won't be reset at least.

To me Future > No Future (I get this isn't everyone's criteria)

Eternal guro JRPG with no future for humanity.

Humanity unites with a bunch of monster things. Makes progress at a fucking snail's pace.

Monsters win, barely

We need a third option

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:18:26 2015 No.13571154 >>13571148 >We need a third option A MAN MAKES HIS OWN OPTIONS! Obviously we just have to go full burning spirit mode and carve out a brighter future.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:18:35 2015 No.13571155 >>13571148 We need to call upon the heroes of the third option for this. All of them. Flynn! Aleph! Fuck, even Demi-Fiend! We need you!

Anonymous Sat May 30 04:19:07 2015 No.13571158

>>13571114
>First, of course is the 'auto' button, she shivers a bit as the latex bra closes and begins to suckle at her again
>Most of the functions seem very boring to her; 'gentle milking', 'full milking', 'emergency milking', 'timed milking', 'extra mode'.
>That one catches her interest
>She excitedly presses it, then immediately drops the remote on your chest
>It doesn't hurt, but you gasp all the same
>Mei lets out a deep moan as the pads covering her nipples start to vibrate
>'So that's what that does'
>You had always wondered.
>The strap covering Mei's crotch retracts just enough to show reveal her shining pussy
>The part of the strap that ran through the part in her butt cheeks stayed; you weren't aware of this, but a small, vibrating ring had raised up and was now gently massaging Mei's anus
>The effects of her milk as well as the sight before you had made you fully erect
>You longed to bury yourself in Mei's drenched pussy, only centimeters above you
>Watching her eat breakfast while wearing he harness had kept you at least half-erect throughout your meal, your drink afterwards had only exacerbated your arousal
>You couldn't get over how the thick, leather straps hugged the Holst's body tightly and made her soft, squishy curves stand out so well
>Despite being all over them just recently, you longed to put your hands on Mei's massive teats, you ached to massage and squeeze them through the tight, black latex that fully encased them
>"I'm ready when you are, Mei."
>Nodding at your words, Mei slowly lowered herself onto you
>The two of you groan in unison as your hot, stiff member penetrates her juicy folds
>She just sits there for a moment, savoring the amazingly full feeling in her pussy
>You are now aware of the ring buzzing against Mei's hole, you can feel it's faint vibrations against your balls
>Those bastards at HM Industries sure knew what the fuck they were doing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:19:45 2015 No.13571161 File: 114 KB, 414x244, 1432973985479.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571148 >Humans teaming up with monsters That would just make the chief God very angwy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:22:56 2015 No.13571170 >>13571161 Now I wonder. What would the Chief God do if humanity got itself raped into the Demon Lord's wild ride?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:23:17 2015 No.13571171 File: 730 KB, 1440x810, 'Grow'_for_me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'VE GIVEN YOU SUNLIGHT. I'VE GIVEN YOU RAIN. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT HAPPY, 'LESS I PULL OUT MY DICK.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:25:25 2015 No.13571175 >>13571170 Probably get super angry, kill, everything off with an endless army of angels, and replace or redo humans. Just like Ludo.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:25:56 2015 No.13571176 File: 1.56 MB, 1440x810, Feed_me_all_night_long.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FEED ME, ANON. FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG. 'CAUSE IF YOU FEED ME, ANON, I CAN GROW UP BIG AND STRONG.

Anonymous Sat May 30 04:26:53 2015 No.13571179

>>13571170
At that point the Demon Lord would probably be strong enough to decisively defeat God, which would eliminate a lot of the 'problems' with monsters, like them only being able to birth more monstergirls, their compulsive need to capture and rape people, etc

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:27:57 2015 No.13571181 >>13571161 Probably nothing since she would lose all her power. I think she already weakened because of demonic energy being everywhere of she would kill DL herself

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:28:38 2015 No.13571183 GET THIS STRAIGHT! I'M JUST A MEAN, GREEN, MOTHER FROM OUTER SPACE, AND I'M BAD. I'M JUST A MEAN, GREEN, MOTHER FROM OUTER SPACE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN HAD!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:29:37 2015 No.13571186 File: 86 KB, 484x536, wurm1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571179 Life goes on and humanity finally invents shrinky dinks. Just as it should be.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:29:51 2015 No.13571187 >>13571176 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:30:05 2015 No.13571190 >>13571171 >>13571176 >>13571183 Now do the Manticore dentist.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:30:13 2015 No.13571192 File: 1.16 MB, 1920x1080, Mean_green_mother_from_outer_space.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571183

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:30:54 2015 No.13571195 >>13571148 >Thinking this hard over an overtly literal interpretation of a heavily exaggerated porn-setting I don't even know anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:31:38 2015 No.13571196 >>13571171 >>13571176 >>13571183 >>13571192 Don't stop you beautiful bastard

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:31:43 2015 No.13571199 >>13571192 Can you do one with the plant pod from Jumanji?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:32:03 2015 No.13571201 >>13571158 Fuck I shouldn't be awake right now, but I can't stop reading this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:32:27 2015 No.13571202 >>13571192 D-Does it have to be mine?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:33:19 2015 No.13571208 File: 2.02 MB, 2128x3124, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571148 ONE MORE GOD REJECTED ONE MORE DEVIL KILLED

Anonymous Sat May 30 04:34:05 2015 No.13571211
File: 1.24 MB, 1366x768, Dentist_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My papa noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' kikis with a BB gun.
I'd poison mermaids, and when I was done,
I'd find a cait shit and bash in its head...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:34:38 2015 No.13571216 >>13571192 But she is not a plant, silly anon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:34:55 2015 No.13571218 >>13571211 ERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:35:16 2015 No.13571223 >>13571211 Oh my fuck. This is amazing. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:35:29 2015 No.13571226 File: 1.31 MB, 1366x768, Dentist_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's when my papa said...! What did she say? He said, "My girl, I think someday You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:36:02 2015 No.13571227 >>13571195 You lot drove me to this, you and every other community that discussed MGE really. I managed to fit it all in a single post, so I'm not that far down the rabbit hole.

Anonymous Sat May 30 04:38:09 2015 No.13571236

>>13571158
>Mei carefully begins to ride you, raising herself up and then falling back down
>You can tell she is being very careful, her incredible strength could easily hurt you
>The loving, tender way look she has as she stares you right in the eye tell you that she would never dream of bringing any harm to you as long as she lived
>Holy hell that look made your heart flutter
>Pleasure slowly builds as Mei's thick butt and thighs slap against your pelvis
>She drives you into herself faster and faster, moaning and mooing deeply with every bounce
>Her large hands reach for yours and bring them up to her breasts
>A sense of relief and extreme comfort washes over you as you lovingly begin to knead at her beautifully squishy latex-covered flesh
>Her gigantic teats seem to swallow your fingers as you massage her; you feel the suckling and the vibrations of the pads sealed around the Holst's stiff nipples
>"M-Master... I-... Master... love... I love Master... I love Master!"
>Mei's ragged, passionate confession nearly makes your heart explode
>Emotion floods your whole being as you fully realize your own feelings
>"I... love... you... too... Mei..."
>You are only able to croak out a single word between the Holst's loving thrusts, but she moans and her voice cracks with glee
>As if sensing the atmosphere, the vibrators Mei's harness seem to move faster
>She squeals in surprise as the ring around her anus expands and begins to grow
>Magical lube oozes out from its tip as the ring grows and slowly penetrate's the Holst's delicate pucker
>The anal toy grows to around the size of your penis, sending intense, pleasurable vibrations throughout her whole body

Anonymous Sat May 30 04:40:02 2015 No.13571238
File: 1.29 MB, 1366x768, Dentist_3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13571226
You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causin' things pain.
So, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane.
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
So, be a dentist.
You'll be a success!

I thrill when I drill a bishounen!

Bishounen!

It's swell though they tell me I'm shit-tier monster!

And though it may cause my patients distress,
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know, that my papa's proud of me!

Oh, papa!

'Cause I'm a dentist and a success!

THAT'S IT

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:41:29 2015 No.13571243 File: 232 KB, 479x650, Red Ryu Ruvs You.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Every month at the quarter moon / There'll be a monsoon in your lagoon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:42:14 2015 No.13571244 >>13571238 >Tanned, blonde Cheshire Can I just say, I adore this look for her?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:43:54 2015 No.13571250 >>13571238 The Smug Squad are some of the last girls I'd let perform dentistry on me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:44:09 2015 No.13571251 >>13571243 But I don't even live anywhere near any lagoons! Also please stop making it rain, we'll give you anon if you just stop the goddamn rain.

Anonymous Sat May 30 04:46:14 2015 No.13571263

>>13571236
>You can tell she is being very careful, her incredible strength could easily hurt you
>The loving, tender way look she has as she stares you right in the eye tell you that she would never dream of bringing any harm to you as long as she lived
This is some good shit, man. The last bit overall is interesting, too. Them greedy bushy tails done good this time.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:47:32 2015 No.13571266 File: 159 KB, 700x600, BB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571251 Anon, it's raining that much because she a;ready has someone.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:48:40 2015 No.13571269 >>13571266 Well tell her to fuck off to California then. They need the rain more than us.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:49:57 2015 No.13571274 >>13571269 Why? So they can waste it activating those almonds?

Anonymous Sat May 30 04:51:16 2015 No.13571276

>>13571236
>Loud moos and screams of pleasure echo through the room as Mei's walls clench around you
>Her orgasm drops her on all fours; you seize this moment and plant a long, passionate kiss on her soft, full lips
>Mei's large tongue slides out to meet yours
>They coil and entwine around each other as your tastes mix and meld in each other's mouths
>You wrap your arms around her neck, pulling her closer, deepening your kiss
>Little moans and grunts escape from between you as the sloppy, wet, and extremely lewd sound of your lips and Mei's hips fill your ears
>Despite her orgasm, Mei is able to keep riding you; the only thought on her mind is drinking the milk of the man she loves
>She doesn't have to wait long, the large toy in her butt and the hot girth filling her pussy send her over the edge again soon
>Her second orgasm sends you off too
>Almost burning hot jets of cum erupt inside if Mei
>She slams down on you one final time, determined to make your seed fill her as deeply as possible
>She lays there on top of you, latex-clad breasts pressed up against your chest, mouth still locked with yours as she continues to kiss you softly
>"Mei.. that was... amazing. You're so good..."
>You momentarily break from her kiss to praise her and lovingly pat her head
>"I love Master! I love you, Master!"
>"Yeah, I love you, Mei."
>You hug her tightly
>Mei rolls over, pulling you with her
>"You're my Master... I love my Master..."
>You can tell she isn't far from sleep, she put in a lot of work just now

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:51:44 2015 No.13571278 >>13571250 Like you have a choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:53:15 2015 No.13571282 >>13571274 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:54:28 2015 No.13571286 >>13571278 You would have to feel sorry for the man they decide to target for the week. He's going to have it pretty rough.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:55:22 2015 No.13571287 >>13571269 >implying I'll ever enjoy rain again I want to get off this wild ride California a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:56:38 2015 No.13571288 >>13571287 The rain is good, what are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:57:00 2015 No.13571290 >>13571287 >California a shit. Well yeah I knew that already. Why don't you like the rain though?

Anonymous Sat May 30 04:58:09 2015 No.13571292
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>>13571282
California is a shithole. They're better off in Texas.

>You think that Manticores, Kakuen, and Chimera are bad? That is just the beginning. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them grinding their hips together, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me.
I can't find any of my weary Paladin pics...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:58:15 2015 No.13571293 >>13571288 >>13571290 Meant as in I'll never experience it again. I guess saying "get to enjoy" would of been a better way to phrase it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 04:59:56 2015 No.13571294 >>13571290 Weather seems to be the universal NIMBY. Like how in Canada they hate snow, but in some parts of America, snow on Christmas is a Mothafuckin' Christmas Miracle!!!! Same for London and rain, versus in other places.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:00:03 2015 No.13571295 >>13571293 Move somewhere less desert-y.

Anonymous Sat May 30 05:00:19 2015 No.13571296

>>13571276
>You are more than content to lay there, enveloped by your squishy, voluptuous waifu
>That's what she was now, right?
>Right.
>You wouldn't have it any other way, and neither would she.
>A small twinge of panic hits you, but you are able to extricate the remote from under you
>You push the button for 'auto' mode; the harness recedes in some places and expands to cover other places
>You wonder a bit about the harness, it doesn't dig in to you anywhere, and Mei definitely seemed to love it
>Maybe it had a comfort spell on it too, if that was even a thing
>It probably was, everything is a thing these days.
>Either way, HM Industries had definitely won your business.
>You finally start to doze after awhile, tightly, lovingly cuddled up against your Mega-Holst without a care in the world

Well, that's another one done. It was longer than my other stuff, but I really liked it. Thanks for reading, hope you all enjoyed it too!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/7w8A2d7H

Anonymous Sat May 30 05:01:05 2015 No.13571299

>>13571292
>California is a shithole. They're better off in Texas.
Again I already knew that. Just wish I didn't need a boat to go across what was once the street.
>>13571293
Come here, you'll get sick of it.
>>13571294
I like rain most of the time. But when it rains nearly every single day for 40 days and 40 nights I don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:02:49 2015 No.13571302 >>13571296 Fucking loved it. But now I have no excuse for staying up so late.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:03:01 2015 No.13571303 File: 404 KB, 795x2002, 1432976581560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571299 I live in Washington, the rainy state. Your complaints mean nothing to me. >"A hunter from the darkest wild / Makes you feel just like a child."

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:03:08 2015 No.13571304 >>13571243 How about I make the monsoon in her lagoon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:04:25 2015 No.13571308 >>13571296 >another one done Aw man. Well, this story was so sweet that I don't really mind. Nice job, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:04:48 2015 No.13571310 >>13571243 Jesus fucking christ, my eyes! Waaaay too bright and monocolor.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:05:38 2015 No.13571312 >>13571303 >tfw here in Connecticut it rained, and hailed, 3 inches in about a half hour on Thursday I almost feel like this is California's karma.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:05:46 2015 No.13571313 >>13571303 I am now imagining a Monster Girl version of Jumanji and it's horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:06:07 2015 No.13571314 >>13571296 Next time might want to post a few hours earlier. You're in the dead witching hours of the thread, so you won't get very much feedback. Well, at least not for several more hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:06:39 2015 No.13571316 File: 731 KB, 1243x1850, 0017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571304 You man enough to take responsibility? And meet her folks? Pic will be deleted in a bit, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:07:33 2015 No.13571318 >>13571292 I want a cute little naked Dragon-Loli companion.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:08:27 2015 No.13571319 >>13571316 God damn it, now I've got to fap to that again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:08:50 2015 No.13571322 >>13571316 I just want to point out that Hirame is possibly the best H-Manga-ka around.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:09:11 2015 No.13571323 >>13571319 It's a very good fap.

Anonymous Sat May 30 05:09:36 2015 No.13571325

>>13571302
Thanks, neither do I.

>>13571308
Thanks! I'm definitely done for now, but I always like to keep the option of coming back to a story open. It just depends. I definitely want to turn this into a proper story sometime fairly soon.

>>13571314
Yeah, that was the plan, but I napped longer than I expected.

Anonymous Sat May 30 05:14:34 2015 No.13571336

>>13571312
Technically it is, it's well documented that California has drought periods but of course we never save enough water.

On top of that we're not even bothering to improve the systems to save water right now when it's easy as shit to fix Dams and such.

But, this is off topic and we're not on /pol/ or whatever so I'll shut up about my shitty state now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:15:07 2015 No.13571339 >>13571313 I'd read/watch the fuck out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:16:04 2015 No.13571341 File: 500 KB, 658x890, 1432848451325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571313 >These are no mountains >Never smug >The chief of them >Despises hugs

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:18:17 2015 No.13571350 >>13571322 I just wish that he didn't put so much surprise gay stuff in them.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:18:59 2015 No.13571351 File: 133 KB, 708x1000, 10609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tfw you'll never sell your waifu's honey at the local farmer's market.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:19:56 2015 No.13571355 >>13571325 Well then I bid you a goodnight sir. May you dream of cow-girls and cow-girl-tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:20:51 2015 No.13571356 File: 260 KB, 768x776, 1426275156141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571313 >Her fangs are sharp. >She likes your taste. >Your party better move. >Post haste.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:22:36 2015 No.13571358 File: 580 KB, 1080x1920, Wurm Chan to save the day!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571356 >Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder >Staying put would be a blunder

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:26:09 2015 No.13571371 File: 234 KB, 569x770, 1429458167251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571313 >With the pitter-patter of tiny feet. >These tiny rodents are hungry for meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:28:12 2015 No.13571377 >>13571355 I do believe I will thanks!

Anonymous Sat May 30 05:29:09 2015 No.13571380

>Group of Hornets get all fucked up in the head
>They all force their way into Anon's home
>Declare him their queen
>Despite being all turned around and seeing him as the queen of their hive, they still subconsciously recognize him as male
>They start bringing him potential mates, human women and other monster girls that they catch and drag back to Anon's home, their "hive"
>They pretty much force him to fuck them
>One finally gets pregnant, a Dormouse, they keep her locked up inside
>She gives birth, they're completely confused as to why this new Hornet looks so funny
>They try to integrate her with the rest of them anyways
>Little Dormouse grows up to be aggressive, prone to starting fights and curses like a sailor
>She usually falls asleep halfway through her tirades though, so most people find it adorable

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:32:21 2015 No.13571388 >>13571380 >most people find it adorable confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:36:32 2015 No.13571399 >>13571380 What happens if he manages to do the almost impossible and sire a son before all the mamono mana in the air monsterizes the human girls? Will we get a civil war?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:36:40 2015 No.13571400 File: 101 KB, 1300x731, supreme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would based Elliot do in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:39:47 2015 No.13571403 >>13571400 Probably get raped and made to forget about his shooting spree before he ever manages to pull it off.

Anonymous Sat May 30 05:40:29 2015 No.13571404
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>a naked Miia will never greet you at the door after you've been away for a short trip
>she will never quickly drag you inside
>she will never wrap you up while talking about how much she's missed you
>she will never force you inside herself
>she will never cum just from having you inside her
>she will never hug you close and frantically slam her hips into yours while whispering how much she loves you in your ear
>you will never empty your balls inside her over hours of passionate love making
>you will never fall asleep right there next to the closed front door

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:40:30 2015 No.13571405 >>13571114 >This was going to be so much fun... >Was >Past tense This isn't right, is it? I mean I'm not just imagining it am I?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:41:50 2015 No.13571413 File: 3.04 MB, 1000x795, Not a DracoLilim.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if you had the chance to bed a Dragon Queen? Would you do it?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:43:03 2015 No.13571415 >>13571400 >based Elliot Fuck Elliot he could have been NEET king and devote himself to 2D he threw it all away because some gross 3D didn't want to suck his narcissistic dick

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:43:49 2015 No.13571417 >>13571413 Hell yes, if only because I want my name written in the history books as "The Anon who fathered an entire brood of half-dragons"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:45:31 2015 No.13571424 >>13571417 >All those Dragon whelps calling you "Papa!"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:51:51 2015 No.13571433 >>13571413 Eh.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:53:07 2015 No.13571435 >>13571413 No, thanks. I don't really have much interest in regular dragons. A Dracolich type would be an exception to that though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:54:48 2015 No.13571438 File: 24 KB, 679x482, i-came-ghostbuster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571238 >>13571226 >>13571211 >Anon's faces when. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB7R0ZxNgC4

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 05:55:19 2015 No.13571439 >>13571148 >Monsters win, barely The way you yourself laid things out they win BY LARGE.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 06:05:02 2015 No.13571453 >>13571316 YES! And I wasn't around when you posted the pic.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 06:06:05 2015 No.13571454 >>13571453 Check the archive.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 06:29:42 2015 No.13571486 >Walking along >Hear Crying >Find the source >It's a Fairy with tits so long even the finger tip of your thumb wouldn't be able to rest more than one >She says she's a freak with oversized breasts What do?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 06:31:19 2015 No.13571490 >>13571296 Great work. Good story, i'm enjoying it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 06:32:01 2015 No.13571491 >>13571486 Comfort her, obviously. Can't just leave a fairy crying, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 06:33:16 2015 No.13571493 >>13571486 I fuck off before she notices me, I've got no idea how to help without her eventually wanting to be my personal sperm balloon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 06:36:37 2015 No.13571495 >>13571493 >Not wanting to turn a fairy into a cum balloon >Constantly sloshing around every time she tries to move

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 06:39:04 2015 No.13571498 >>13571486 Escort her to the nearest Sabbath, proceed to get the bloody hell out of there.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 06:49:53 2015 No.13571514 >>13571486 I want to cuddle a fairy, but I'm too big. I swear I'm just gonna headcannon those fae assholes to be size shifters.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 06:52:16 2015 No.13571516 >>13571514 Pixies can shrink you down to their size or grow to human size. They're also assholes and desperately need a redraw AND a profile update.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 06:54:41 2015 No.13571521 >>13571516 >They're also assholes The fuck is it with fairies and cats, man?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 07:08:09 2015 No.13571540 File: 95 KB, 1500x998, 13476432342432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571486 Introduce her to titty fox. They'll make good friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 07:54:01 2015 No.13571656 File: 201 KB, 651x1200, El viento me despeina Sube el aroma de colita Luna, luna de nadie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing nerdlings? Filename

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 07:55:32 2015 No.13571659 File: 295 KB, 965x727, 1401610414624.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571656 Sorry i only speak American And i'm thinking about how nice it would be to cuddle up to Miia on the couch and reading a good book

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 07:56:06 2015 No.13571661 >>13571656 I want to spank her big butt.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:05:45 2015 No.13571683 >>13571659 Copy and paste it into google then dweeb.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:10:22 2015 No.13571696 How many of us just sit here waiting for some one else to post? I don't think the thread is ever ded, it's just a handful of bored, lonely anons staring at a screen waiting for nothing to happen. Or am I the only one who does this?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:11:31 2015 No.13571698 >>13571696 I play videogames and periodically check the thread for writing/pastebins.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:12:31 2015 No.13571700 >>13571696 Kind of the same, though not so much staring at the screen as doing other stuff and keeping up with newer posts. Still, I'm a lurker most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:12:47 2015 No.13571703 >>13571696 I'm playing fable right now on my second monitor and just checking the one for my computer every now and then

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:13:16 2015 No.13571705 File: 110 KB, 480x272, 919c39ea0428c82b5775ae8b96d034aa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571696 >bored, lonely anons staring at a screen waiting for nothing to happen. How do you know what I'm doing, spooky wizard?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:13:28 2015 No.13571706 >>13571696 pretty much this plus university stuff for me >>13571696

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:14:06 2015 No.13571707 >>13571703 First?

Anonymous Sat May 30 08:14:19 2015 No.13571708

>>13571656
Just marathoning stuff. Interview on Monday, so I'm keeping my mind off it.

>>13571696
That sums it up pretty well for me. I think I've only ever made a handful of posts, if that, that weren't direct replies to someone or something, and most of those still had replies after my separate point or question.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:14:38 2015 No.13571710 >>13571707 the second one

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:16:47 2015 No.13571717 >>13571710 Eeeeh. It had its moments I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:19:02 2015 No.13571724 >>13571717 I like a lot of it, though the magic s less fun, and the atmosphere is less magical, it's not the piece of shit 3 was though

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:23:16 2015 No.13571734 >>13571724 >it's not the piece of shit 3 was though That's true. I would have liked to have still had a bow tho. The original would have been better open world, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:30:43 2015 No.13571746 >>13571656 Eating leftover grilled food and getting ready to either read or play total war. Or maybe go fishing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:33:49 2015 No.13571752 >>13571656 Lurking, playing Destiny.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:57:18 2015 No.13571796 File: 95 KB, 216x211, 1427950052029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571752 >playing Destiny Topkek

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 08:59:14 2015 No.13571798 >>13571752 >playing 6/10iny inb4 "It's fun with friends!"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:02:23 2015 No.13571807 File: 285 KB, 708x1000, 01x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What SMT demon you would take as a waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:04:17 2015 No.13571808 >>13571807 Mara

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:04:31 2015 No.13571809 >>13571807 I don't know what SMT is, but bottom right would be nice if she weren't so furry. Like, literally furry. As in if she had less fur coverage than skin.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:08:08 2015 No.13571815 Sabbath a shit Because I want good girls, not cultists

Anonymous Sat May 30 09:17:40 2015 No.13571832

>>13571148
>this is going to trigger some individuals
>Now before you all jump down my throat
Why even making that much of emphasis about this? I mean, did you think we really have a sizeable group seriously siding with Order apart from paladin funposting?

Pretty sure most would agree to bear monsters on those or that conditions, since they've come to Monster Girl General. The only problem with monsters in MGE is that they have HUGE amount of shit yet to unfuck before it's relatively close to be considered a utopia. But an alliance between both races would only help getting everyone's (most importantly, humans') hands on that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:20:43 2015 No.13571837 >>13571807 The one true Semen Demon Rise

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:21:26 2015 No.13571841 >>13571832 Fuck you faggots, viva la humanity

Anonymous Sat May 30 09:22:08 2015 No.13571844

>>13571807
If we are going on just appearances from the games, I like: Fortuna, Scathach, Persephone, Hel, Tzitzimitl, a lot of the faeries, Lailah, Alice. That's a bit too many as is, so I'll stop there. As far actually making one a waifu probably just a Pixie or High Pixie. I'm pretty sure just being around some of those I listed would be bad for my health.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:25:06 2015 No.13571849 >>13571807 >that cait sith Best girl in SMT and MGE

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:29:20 2015 No.13571859 File: 236 KB, 1190x1680, 1410150865130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fat Monster Girls need love too! Soft and cuddly! They want their own cute frail bishies to cuddle and love, and love them back!

Anonymous Sat May 30 09:32:45 2015 No.13571867

>>13570961
>You can't escape even by suicide
Nothing new if you want to go by KC's older tweets. MGs can enter the underworld to pursue certain souls as the local god is either neutral or pro-monster, Phoenix Down-style methods exist, necromancers can bring you back as undead, and there's a system of reincarnation to boot you back into KC's hugbox when all else fails.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:32:46 2015 No.13571868 >>13571837 What monster girl would she be?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:34:55 2015 No.13571876 >>13571867 KC's basically doing some "Invisible force-field" shit now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:35:38 2015 No.13571879 >>13571859 Fuck off to tumbrl fat acceptance threads, fatty

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:38:53 2015 No.13571884 >>13571859 You know, I like a messy look. It's a shame that it often comes with shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:41:15 2015 No.13571889 >>13571876 >Invisible force-field What are you talking about? >>13571868 Succuslut obviously, she is already one

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:42:18 2015 No.13571891 >>13571889 >Succubus Rise Oh my...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:47:39 2015 No.13571897 >>13571889 Might be referring to how kids would make up bullshit on the spot to win games involving stuff like imaginary guns. "We're playing Cowboys and Indians, you didn't shoot me I suddenly have a force field!"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 09:57:03 2015 No.13571921 File: 622 KB, 900x900, anzu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571837 Rise is old and busted 4chan girl is new hotness

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:16:03 2015 No.13571955 File: 220 KB, 1000x707, sadakiss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this will never be you Why live?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:21:21 2015 No.13571964 >>13571955 Ouch, man. What I'd do for a chance to show a spirit of anger what love could be like.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:23:04 2015 No.13571970 File: 437 KB, 728x684, 1426523134890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thred is ded even by /jp/ standards Can it the last one and we can finally be free?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:23:39 2015 No.13571972 >>13571921 >Shit tier Blond >As opposed to High Tier Brunette Please son.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:26:03 2015 No.13571980 >>13571970 Nope, we burgerlanders will start waking up pretty soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:27:31 2015 No.13571987 >>13571970 B-b-b-b-b-ut where I be shitpost?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:29:08 2015 No.13571992 >>13571970 It's a saturday anon, I'd rather it was quiet than the usual weekend shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:37:37 2015 No.13572026 File: 1.52 MB, 1227x1622, 1421415924992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571879 >>13571884 There is nothing love with Fat Monster Girls wanting love too!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:38:37 2015 No.13572030 >>13572026 *nothing wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:40:28 2015 No.13572033 File: 1.97 MB, 400x225, It's time.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13570523 >MFW Sloth is alive Welcome back, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:41:58 2015 No.13572040 >>13572026 Fat people are disgusting, and so are fat monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:44:22 2015 No.13572048 File: 559 KB, 657x890, 1427330577014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13572040 No they're not, they're soft and cuddly!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:48:07 2015 No.13572063 >>13572048 Flabby and smelly!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:48:50 2015 No.13572067 File: 85 KB, 371x550, Zombie_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571970 Well.. You know what happens to dead things. zombies I need more zombie fan art

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 10:58:46 2015 No.13572115 >>13572048 >>13572026 This is indeed one of my many, many fetishes.

Anonymous Sat May 30 11:00:13 2015 No.13572121

>>13572026

>TFW you will never be Chuppy Faun-chan's Bacchus for the day
>TFW you'll both never get so shitfaced on good wine and pork that you end up having amazing cuddlesex
>TFW you'll never wake up to her using you like a dakimakura
>Your cock still very much inside of her and jettisoning your seed

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:08:03 2015 No.13572151 >>13572067 They stand outside my house with a sign that says "Wil Cuddl3 4 hugs"

Anonymous Sat May 30 11:16:47 2015 No.13572193

>>13572063
I want a big sister thick Komodo Dragon girl to force me to kiss her slobbery long stinky tongue with her strong yet intoxicating smell, then force me to eat out her smelly hairy pussy! After that I want to lay my head on chubby Komodo Dragon Girl's belly!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:17:40 2015 No.13572200 >fat monster girls blame "muh mamono mana" instead of muh condition and muh glands >/fit/ starts writing fat MG stories after dealing with fat lamias and such causing a scene in McDonalds

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:21:25 2015 No.13572219 >>13572200 Imagine what clickbait articles are like in monster girl world >5 ways raping men can help you lose weight that Manticores don't want you to know.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:21:32 2015 No.13572220 >>13572200 Chubby wolf daughterus would get head pats and cookies. All of the head pats and cookies.

Anonymous Sat May 30 11:23:17 2015 No.13572225

>>13572200
I want to be a cute small human boy who makes my fat Monster Waifu wear a sports bra and spats, and take her to the Gym. After she tires herself out, I'll tell her I'm still proud she put effort in anyways, and begin making out with her in the middle of the gym, groping her soft lewd body. Then passionately fuck each other in the middle of the gym, with all the /fit/ monster girls watching.

We don't even go to the gym to work out, just for the exhibitionism sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:26:39 2015 No.13572236 >>13572200 But anon, lamias can't get fat. Their hips won't allow them too, and they don't lie.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:30:09 2015 No.13572245 >>13572236 The NEET ones who just curl up all day and pay MMOs do.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:30:17 2015 No.13572247 >>13570894 Are you going to bin/post this on your pbworks page, Sloth?

Anonymous Sat May 30 11:30:47 2015 No.13572248

>>13572200
>You will never have a Jinko as your personal kickboxing trainer
>Or an Apsara as your personal dance trainer to help you get fit through dance
>Or Capoeira so she can teach you how to fight while dancing while getting /fit/
Need I go deeper?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:31:49 2015 No.13572251 File: 226 KB, 1024x1366, 1432999909687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13572236 :^)

Anonymous Sat May 30 11:32:36 2015 No.13572256
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>>13572225

This is exactly one of my fetishes for whatever reason. I want to bury my face into my chubby MG waifu's crevasse between her pussy and anus after she's been working out at the gym to the point of profusely sweating and tiring herself out. Only to slurp and sip at the licentious mixture of her salt's sweaty tang and the lewd juices flowing from her eager pussy.

It'd also be extremely fun to do it in front of the /fit/ monster girls because they know damned well that sex is the best kind of cardio, and would probably get beta max levels of jealous, having to watch as I split my waifu's spats down the middle, showing off her puffy and soft labial lips.

Hell, sliding your dick into that soft and moist hole of hers would be not unlike dipping it into something with the consistency or oil, her small yips and moans of excitement of being dicked in public only making it sweeter. Then you can tease her with the idea of "We can't let you lose all this fat just yet, imagine how soft and tubby you'll be with our baby growing in you".

It'd be like the most amazing silent, but public orgasm ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:35:09 2015 No.13572266 >we actually allow chubby fetish here Shamefur dispray.

Anonymous Sat May 30 11:37:42 2015 No.13572271

>>13572256
>Jinko who used to be fat begins working at the gym to get Human Boys
>/fit/ as fuck, no longer chubby or even Strongfat
>Lifting weights and sees some fat bitch fucking her sweet human boy in the middle of the gym
>On the fucking equipment
>Glares with nothing but pure hate as she just keeps lifting weights

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:37:48 2015 No.13572272 >>13572266 http://i.imgur.com/xWImHke.jpg Fuck you and the fun police buggy you rode in on.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:40:55 2015 No.13572289 File: 272 KB, 550x696, 1415214358655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13572266 Nothing wrong with a bit of 2D chub anon but there is such a thing as too fat

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:41:19 2015 No.13572291 >>13572266 Chubby fetish flourishes here with stories like Komodo-oneechan.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:41:22 2015 No.13572292 >>13572271 Strongfat a best. Strong enough to protect your smile Soft enough to cuddle. Strongfat wurm who loves to wrap you up and cuddle you all day long when?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:47:20 2015 No.13572307 >>13571059 Yeah, we know the story exists, you don't have to repost it each time.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:50:25 2015 No.13572313 File: 23 KB, 320x240, depression.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never spank a slime butt and watch the ripples spread

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:52:36 2015 No.13572316 File: 46 KB, 517x747, SMTDSSH Gu Huo Niao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13571807 Gu Huo Niao, the one with the fattest ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 11:53:43 2015 No.13572318 >>13572292 I want to spank a Strongfat Polar Bear nee-san's ass and listen to her rumble in that weird purr they have.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:07:42 2015 No.13572337 >>13572318 You know, that would be a really good build for a Polarbear girl. Which is a shame, since I don't really care for that body type, but a polar bear girl sounds really nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:10:07 2015 No.13572344 File: 129 KB, 985x539, Mero a Hound.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/Sx8RKDZP

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:15:38 2015 No.13572354 File: 300 KB, 979x1251, 50423083_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone say bully?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:17:36 2015 No.13572360 File: 452 KB, 1098x1600, filthy monoeye12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13572354 Why are monoeyes so filthy?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:18:37 2015 No.13572364 File: 60 KB, 850x478, 43351817874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13572354 >you will never bully dark elf by lovingly penetrating her from behind when she doesn't expect it Why live ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:18:48 2015 No.13572365 >>13572360 They just want to be loved.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:19:37 2015 No.13572366 >>13572360 Pent up sexual lust.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:19:41 2015 No.13572367 >>13572354 Bullying a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:20:27 2015 No.13572369 >>13572354 I want to bully her by only doing intercrural even when she begs me to put it in already.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:20:31 2015 No.13572370 >>13572360 I want too rape a monoeye and impregnate her, leaving her a single mother!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:21:01 2015 No.13572372 >>13572354 Boy, what I'd give to have a filthy monoeye look at me with a heart pupil every time I gave her a compliment, because of how much she loves me.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sat May 30 12:21:21 2015 No.13572373 File: 1.79 MB, 4095x5943, 1433002881966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:24:59 2015 No.13572378 >>13572373 Glue

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:25:59 2015 No.13572384 >>13572360 The fuck is that creepy little eyes on legs? Her children?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:26:20 2015 No.13572385 >>13572344 Underwater sex? Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:27:39 2015 No.13572390 >>13572385 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxOtD7OZ294 Possibly. Maybe. Will most definitely happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:47:25 2015 No.13572442 >>13572373 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:49:36 2015 No.13572449 >>13571226 >>13571238 >Little Shop of Horrors with monster girls an Alrune Audrey Jr wouldn't be the same with Levi Stubb's voice.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 12:51:13 2015 No.13572453 >>13572373 Horse tittys. There's more lewd magazine pages in the months to come hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:00:43 2015 No.13572487 File: 2.52 MB, 1835x10000, yandere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never have a yandere succuvirus who patiently waits for your return for 10 years ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:12:34 2015 No.13572522 >>13572487 Yo, did they really include something like that? That's actually pretty sad. The fuck.

Anonymous Sat May 30 13:15:14 2015 No.13572529

>>13572487
>You will never be an adventurer who adopts a dragon loli after finding her alone in a cave
>You will never teach her how to fight, be kind, and other adventuring stuff while you and your other party members (Consisting of a highborne elf mage and stout dwarf cleric.) continue your adventure.
>She will never develop a crush on you but be too meek to tell you, although you see the hints.
>She will never watch you slay an evil wizard only for his death curse to turn you to stone.
>She will never claim the tower as her own with you at its center, a statue surrounded by her horde of gold, gems, and other treasures.
>She'll never swap between crying, begging for you to come back, and wrapping around you as she sleeps.
After two hundred years the stone will never crack as you fall from it, the curse having run its course.
She will never awaken and to see you there, gasping and confused, only to be distracted by her shriek of joy.
She will never nuzzle into your neck while she says how much she loved you, missed you, wanted you to come back.
The two of you will never fall asleep that night with former loli dragon curled around you, her body full grown and a smile on her face for the first time in a long, long while.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:17:36 2015 No.13572535 File: 472 KB, 508x270, 1356124018036.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW going full ham with underwater sex

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:18:44 2015 No.13572540 File: 174 KB, 500x704, dragoncuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13572529 >dragons

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:21:20 2015 No.13572549 >>13572540 Funny thing is, a reverse of the situation in your picture wouldn't even happen at all in the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:21:29 2015 No.13572550 >>13572529 Nice healing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:23:40 2015 No.13572557 >>13572529 That's pretty cute. I don't even like them, but even a dragon should be able to regain her happiness.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:24:21 2015 No.13572560 >>13572549 Why? Dragons are alpha high tier monsters, if they like some guy, they would take him without giving a fuck about his waifu She would just watch and cry in a corner

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:26:37 2015 No.13572563 >>13572557 >Trusting a dragon at all >Not just tricking her with her own arrogance

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:26:57 2015 No.13572565 >>13572560 As much as you want to enforce your headcanon, no monster would ever do that. That, and Dragons are very prideful creatures. Nor would they want to incur Eros' wrath.

Anonymous Sat May 30 13:28:15 2015 No.13572568

>>13572540
Fine, replace Dragon with some other super long lived species.
>You will never awaken in a grove of flowers to see loli elf having grown into a lithe, beauty who's emotionless face cracks into a weepy smile upon seeing your awake.
>You will never find yourself in an empty cave with the echidna loli having grown into a curvy woman who wraps you up in the tightest hug you've ever had.
>You will never awaken in a ruined church with full grown loli Valkyrie standing guard over the spot you stood at.
> You'll never wake up at the center of a dark maze, a sleeping, muscled minotaur who looks a lot like the loli one you took care of at the base of your feet.

>>13572557
>>13572550
Yeah, a shorter, alternate ending to this older one I wrote a couple months ago.

Anonymous Sat May 30 13:31:54 2015 No.13572582

>>13572565
You mean MGE canon?
>Monsters can sense when a man is strongly stained with “demonic energy” or a monster's scent, and they can tell that that man is a “monster's husband” and whose husband he is. Among monsters, there is an implicit understanding that when a human man is already another monster's husband, he belongs to that monster, and they shouldn't assault him at random, so men who have become a monster's husband basically don't get assaulted by monsters. However, in the case that the monster really feels strongly about the man, or in the case of races that are fundamentally polygamous, that's not necessarily true.
>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together, cooperating at times to milk energy from the man, and at other times, fighting over who gets to have sex with him longer and more often. Once this happens to a man, he'll have to catch all the desire of multiple lascivious monsters with his one body. He'll end up having to keep offering them large amounts of mana, every day switching off, or perhaps, doing all of them at the same time.
Maybe she won't cry but she will have to accept being second wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:35:41 2015 No.13572589 >>13572565 >incur Eros' wrath >implying you will so long as you say you were doing it in the name of love Eros is shit anon, you should know this by now.

Anonymous Sat May 30 13:36:00 2015 No.13572590

Are there any writers here that might want to help me with my game that's full of lewd monstergirl stuff? Though, it's not limited to that.
See this: http://www.playlewd.com/blog/?p=341
Or if you know of someone that'd be a good fit, feel free to direct them there.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:37:38 2015 No.13572595 >>13572590 >game is called lewd Stopped reading right there, cuck

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:42:08 2015 No.13572611 File: 106 KB, 572x303, 1432671898348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13572590 >gender selection >male >female >neutral

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:43:42 2015 No.13572617 >>13572590 Well, I'm sure that wont end up like what CoC became.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:45:05 2015 No.13572621 >>13572611 What is neutral even supposed to mean? Neither?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:46:33 2015 No.13572633 >>13572621 It's xe you shitlord

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:48:14 2015 No.13572644 File: 759 KB, 2500x4000, 1415007322601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/3w6fRBB3 >Wake up, Master! Mastah, that lazy asshole, just won't wake up. What can a young Kikimora do?

Anonymous Sat May 30 13:49:06 2015 No.13572647
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>>13572590
>my game that's full of lewd monstergirl stuff
>monstergirl stuff
Eh, your game already seems falls under enough criteria for one to consider it TiTs/CoC-tier.

In other words, I'm not really interested.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:50:48 2015 No.13572652 File: 678 KB, 486x4123, 1408765921448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13572487 ...You will never be an Ace Pilot who is forcefully husbanduded by a Ace Harpy Pilot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:51:20 2015 No.13572656 File: 51 KB, 480x726, 1426657228650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13572633 Tell me anon, will the ride ever end?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:53:56 2015 No.13572667 >>13572590 >writers Since I'm a dev, I guess I can just ignore this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:54:30 2015 No.13572669 >>13572644 I don't really know what to say, but I look forward to more.

Anonymous Sat May 30 13:56:39 2015 No.13572676
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We here are happily working on making up a list of fine eligible ladies and will be offering them here shortly.

If you already haven't done so, please stop by the Central Admin building and meet with one of our nice Shirohebi Matchmakers and get your self a profile so we can find a great mate for you.

Anonymous Sat May 30 13:58:12 2015 No.13572683

>>13572589

This. Eros is shaping up to be a bigger shit than the DL and Order combined. Bitch exists purely for bullshit mind control and the worst she can do is "curse" you so her bullshit has no effect. So not only is she a shitty god but she's also fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:59:14 2015 No.13572686 >>13572590 I can't write for shit anymore, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 13:59:36 2015 No.13572688 >>13572683 >bullshit mind control Not this shit again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:02:26 2015 No.13572701 >>13572683 >bigger shit than the DL and Order combined She is shit but don't go that fat. DL is the main corrupter/brainwasher in MGE. And Chief God literally sent human-eating monsters to stop any cultural/scientific progress

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:04:19 2015 No.13572708 >>13572688 >nah man, it's just like...you realizing your tru love brah

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:04:31 2015 No.13572709 >>13572688 We're probably never going to be rid of it. It's too bad because I liked the concept of Cupid and it seems people are going out of their way to ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:04:53 2015 No.13572712 >>13572676 Give me a nice strongfat cuddly CC Monster Girl who'll protect my smile and cover my medical needs and I'll gladly be the best househusband possible and serve her the best I can

Anonymous Sat May 30 14:05:01 2015 No.13572713
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>Ilias vs DL in Heaven
>DL is losing because a barrier is blocking her ability to use the demonic energy monsters contribute to her
>At the very brink of defeat Eros appears and punches Ilias squarely in the face
>This turns the battle for the DL and Ilias is defeated
>In unaffiliated news a shota is being raped somewhere by 4 different elementals the same time this happens

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:06:08 2015 No.13572716 >>13572590 >space >aliens >toe our line No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:06:12 2015 No.13572717 >>13572709 I want to like her, I do. But what am I supposed to do with arrows that "influence" you?

Anonymous Sat May 30 14:06:12 2015 No.13572718

>>13572701
>DL is the main corrupter/brainwasher
Except that's wrong, you retard.

The Chief God is the man brainwasher of the setting.
The Fallen God is the main Corrupter of the setting.

The Demon Lord is implied to not be that bad. Good enough for the Chief God's champion to willingly abandon his mission and join sides with her to dethrone the previous Demon Lord.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:06:23 2015 No.13572719 >>13572709 >it seems people are going out of their way to ruin it. Fuck them, and fuck their threadcanon cancer.

Anonymous Sat May 30 14:06:36 2015 No.13572720

>>13572676
>will be offering them here shortly.
How shortly? I was planning on laying down shortly myself. Be shit luck to miss out on them by such a short time.

>>13572709
>people are going out of their way to ruin it.
They are only ruined if you let them ruin it for you. Faggots will always be faggots, bud. You gotta ignore them.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:07:17 2015 No.13572721 >>13572718 > Good enough for the Chief God's champion to willingly abandon his mission Yeah, because it was her goodness that got him all hard...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:07:48 2015 No.13572722 >>13572717 >But what am I supposed to do with arrows that "influence" you? Not whine like a little baby every time they're mentioned? Fucking christ, it's already almost as bad as what happens when Amazons are mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:08:20 2015 No.13572723 >>13572720 >Faggots will always be faggots >You gotta ignore them You're right, I will ignore your type from now on.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:08:32 2015 No.13572724 >>13572718 >Good enough for the Chief God's champion to willingly abandon his mission and join sides with her to dethrone the previous Demon Lord. Yeah, that's totally doesn't sound like a brainwashing

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:08:39 2015 No.13572725 >>13572717 I always thought it was influencing what was already there. They can't make you fall in love with a monster girl you hate.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:08:41 2015 No.13572726 >>13572709 After Cupid I've decided I'll be playing a game by reading every TL and first try guess what lines/ideas the thread would stir itself over.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:09:39 2015 No.13572728 >>13572722 >whine See, you can fuck off with that, nobody was whining except for you people.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:10:41 2015 No.13572733 >>13572676 >meet with one of our nice Shirohebi Matchmakers Are the match makers single?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:11:47 2015 No.13572735 >>13572676 Goddamn I want to embarass a Kitsune by fucking her in the office elevator where everybody can see.

Anonymous Sat May 30 14:13:24 2015 No.13572738

>>13572683
This isn't anything unusual for the MGE
> the worst she can do is "curse" you so her bullshit has no effect.
Monsters will consider you literally as bad as Hitler and in need of being put out of your misery.
Humans will intentionally avoid you.
You'll get your loner life, just don't expect it to be pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:13:52 2015 No.13572740 >>13572676 Do you match up by personality compatibility? Or am I able to request a monstergirl based on personal preference?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:14:13 2015 No.13572742 >>13572723 Hey, friend, more power to you for that. That's the beauty of this place, you can completely ignore people that push shitty ideas that you disagree with. People seem to prefer arguing, but I've never really understood that myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:14:27 2015 No.13572744 >>13570402 Can we get a vanilla version?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:14:34 2015 No.13572745 >>13572723 Not him, but you can as well go on and just ignore Cupids/whatever you dislike too. Just sayin'.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:14:54 2015 No.13572747 >>13572738 >implying that wouldn't be pleasant for a loner kek.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:15:40 2015 No.13572752 >>13572721 >>13572724 It doesn't. The hero she married willingly sympathized with her and her plans and cooperated with her. It doesn't say that she brainwashed him into believing so.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:16:02 2015 No.13572753 >>13572744 I'd prefer chocolate or mint chocolate chip. Or swirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:17:13 2015 No.13572756 >>13572752 They still fight time from time, don't they?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:18:51 2015 No.13572761 >>13572752 Oh yes, her shining soul full of goodness convinced him. Seems super legit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:19:08 2015 No.13572764 >>13572756 Only the one that happens on the bed and stays on the bed. They have a really big bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:19:13 2015 No.13572765 >>13572644 Aw, that was sweet. Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:20:15 2015 No.13572767 >>13572752 >It doesn't say that she brainwashed him into believing so. Of course it doesn't. No one ever calls it that, that would be bad PR.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:20:42 2015 No.13572768 >>13572761 >Succubus are man-eating sluts made of pure evil. Go away, father.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:21:29 2015 No.13572773 >>13572768 Nobody said pure evil, but let's not pretend she's Jesus either.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:26:40 2015 No.13572784 File: 186 KB, 566x800, smug girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why grimdark interpretation is so much better than KC's?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:27:19 2015 No.13572786 >>13572738 >monsters killing a man I don't think so >humans avoiding you Oh noes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:28:44 2015 No.13572790 >>13572784 I prefer and honest frown to a painted on smile.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:29:28 2015 No.13572792 >>13572784 Because you have shit taste.

Anonymous Sat May 30 14:30:14 2015 No.13572796

>>13572709
Eh, I wouldn't mind if her arrows were only a gentle nudge towards a certain viewpoint, but the way they're described is
"LOL YOU WANNA BE ALONE? FUCK YOU, HAVE A MINDRAPE ARROW"
or
"YOU PREFER HUMANS? TOO BAD, HERE'S AN ARROW TO THE FACE ENJOY YOUR MANTICORE, FAGGOT"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:31:39 2015 No.13572800 >>13572796 The profile says she shoots human women and men as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:31:44 2015 No.13572802 >>13572792 Nay, thou.

Anonymous Sat May 30 14:33:13 2015 No.13572806

>>13572709
>anubis loving lego
>retard wurm
>werewolves are just dogs
There are all examples of shit threadcanon that should be ignored. People bitching about cupid on the other hand isn't threadcanon and is just the result of anons feeling uncomfortable with having emotions forced on them. Its understandable because who wants that?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:33:58 2015 No.13572810 >>13572709 Just ignore the gay ass thread cannon, its never good. Cupid are still fucking perfect in my book.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:34:15 2015 No.13572811 >>13572800 That only counters my second argument, the first still stands.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:35:31 2015 No.13572817 >>13572810 >Doesn't like canon >T-threadcanon! Lel.

Anonymous Sat May 30 14:35:43 2015 No.13572819
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>>13572796
>"YOU PREFER HUMANS? TOO BAD, HERE'S AN ARROW TO THE FACE ENJOY YOUR MANTICORE, FAGGOT"
You're just pulling things out of your ass now.
>>13572806
This.

Anyways, if the MGE is such a hugbox, why do we de-fang its monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:36:40 2015 No.13572823 >>13572819 Because we want it to conform to our needs.

Anonymous Sat May 30 14:37:08 2015 No.13572826

>>13571493
That's precisely how you can help, take her in, despite her "freakish" appearance. Most MG related problems can be solved by the D, isn't it wonderful?

Lich has a head splitting migraine from all those experiments and calculations? Give her some D and watch her cure Lupus, Holy Shit.

Got a flat tire while going to visit the folks with the wererabbit waifu and you don't have a spare? You useless bastard Bend her over the hood and put your everlasting Duracell in her and watch her perk the fuck up, carrying you on her back while she hops the rest of the way like she's on Angel crack.

Danuki depressed she doesn't have as much money as her city cousin. Gets an idea for turning mamono mana into electricity while being irrumated, earns billions and solves the energy crisis in one, make that several, shots.

Use the D anons, for you, it's what you use to piss and jizz. For them, it's the answer to all of life's problems.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:38:40 2015 No.13572829 >>13572817 >people actively picking out any little thing possibly wrong with a species and forcing it on everybody as if it were their main thing >not gay ass thread cannon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:39:06 2015 No.13572830 >>13572784 Don't go from one extreme to the other.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:39:26 2015 No.13572834 >>13572819 >if the MGE is such a hugbox, why do we de-fang its monsters? ...Cause it wouldn't be a hugbox otherwise?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:40:33 2015 No.13572838 >>13572829 >little thing If by little you mean their MAIN thing, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:41:41 2015 No.13572843 File: 42 KB, 368x664, 13405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tfw you'll never be kidnapped by the Dark Queen and your Battletoad waifu comes to rescue you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:41:52 2015 No.13572845 >>13572838 My case in point exactly.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:43:18 2015 No.13572851 >>13572845 You had a point other than "How dare people talk about canon as if it were canon"? Impressive.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:45:00 2015 No.13572857 >>13572843 /v/ pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:48:17 2015 No.13572871 >>13572617 Why would it?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:49:15 2015 No.13572877 File: 418 KB, 1300x600, DeviantAutistFairy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would writefags and drawfags feel if they were destined to end up with this girl as their waifu ?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:49:45 2015 No.13572879 >>13572843 BATTLES ON TOAD PLANET. COMING TO YOU, APRIL 2017. BRING AN ELF.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:50:30 2015 No.13572880 >>13572877 Fairies are dumb, fuck you destiny. Rather fuck an elf.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:50:33 2015 No.13572881 >>13572877 Orgasmic

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:53:45 2015 No.13572890 >>13572880 According to fairies, elves are just big dumb fairies without the wings.

Anonymous Sat May 30 14:54:06 2015 No.13572893

>>13572877
Most of us writefags are objectively bad at writing in general and are only liked on these threads for the fun stories and scenarios alone. I'd question why a creature who thrives on art would choose me of all people.

She's also really tiny and flat chested, so I wouldn't be into her either.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:54:33 2015 No.13572895 >>13572877 I'm pretty sure that i'm so shitty of a writer the only MG that'd comfort me would be an Akaname or Cyclops.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:54:39 2015 No.13572896 >>13571696 Same.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:55:03 2015 No.13572898 >>13572890 ...Says the flying onahole.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 14:59:34 2015 No.13572914 >>13572898 You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:00:01 2015 No.13572918 >>13572895 Yeah, but what about the Cupid that's been standing right behind you?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:01:06 2015 No.13572919 >>13572918 Cupids are shit alongside the rest of the Eros faction.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:01:16 2015 No.13572921 >>13572914 As far as I'm concerned, it is.

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:01:18 2015 No.13572922

>>13572796
>Anon gets shot by an arrow
>Visions of a certain Manticore start flashing through your mind
>Stands still for a moment as he digests what just happened
>This is totally not good
>He feels a presence behind him and turns around
>It's a Manticore
>Staring at the ground
>You notice a pink arrow lodged in her back by looking over her shoulder
>ShitshitshitSHITSHITSHIT
>You close your eyes and prepare for the inevitable
>Any second now
>...Aaany second...now?
>You slowly open your eyes and glance at her
>She's still standing there with her paws balled up together, staring at the ground with her tail between her legs, trembling like crazy
>Could it be...
>She tries to look up at you, only to see you staring back at her in confusion
>She jumps in surprise, before quickly shoving her beet red face into her paws and lowers her head again
>Even with her large paws covering her face, you can still feel the intensity of her blush emanating through them
>She's even more nervous about this whole thing than you

What now, Anon?

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:02:00 2015 No.13572925
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>>13572918

As if i'd have a Cupid take an interest in me. I already know that from an objective standpoint tht i'm a mediocre at best, horrible at worst writer who almost never writes about the MGs closest to his heart because of a fear of failure.

That or putting on a false bravado and pretending to actually like the idea of horse pussy over something like Mero given she's a kinky bitch that's probably into underwater choke sex.

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:02:08 2015 No.13572927

>>13572877
Well, to be honest she'd help me improve both my art and my writing so I'd be alright with it. Shame there isn't more of her to hug, but I don't mind a 1 foot tall onahole wife. I wonder if she's ticklish. Could use a dry paintbrush for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:02:43 2015 No.13572931 >>13572922 Leave, maticores are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:03:25 2015 No.13572932 >>13572931 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:03:40 2015 No.13572934 >>13572922 Explain there's a cupid arrow in her back, these feelings are NOT real, and with her physical strength we could kick her ass for this so hard that she'd never try it again. We become friends from doing so. AND NOTHING MORE.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:04:11 2015 No.13572939 >>13572932 You first.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:04:53 2015 No.13572942 >>13572922 Give that girl a hug. She needs to cool down, & you need to get that arrow out.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:05:17 2015 No.13572945 >>13572934 I'd be bros with a manticore. I'd be bros with a lot of MGs that I wouldn't waifu. Maybe not onis.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:05:57 2015 No.13572947 >>13572931 Manticores are fine, thread canon Manticores are what's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:06:06 2015 No.13572949 >>13572922 Accept, the arrows only removed the tsundere nature of the Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:06:38 2015 No.13572951 >>13572947 Name one writer outside of RS that did a Manticore you didn't want to immediately murder.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:06:52 2015 No.13572953 >>13572947 Both are not something I want in my life.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:07:40 2015 No.13572957 >>13572784 Because it makes the world more alive.

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:08:06 2015 No.13572960

>>13572945
I'd be bros with an Oni. They'd be great for getting shitfaced with and making fun of bad movies together. The only problem is they're monsters and might try and take advantage of you when drunk, but as long as you have an understanding I'm sure it'd be OK.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:08:17 2015 No.13572961 >>13572951 Is RS the one who did the smut of an MGE played straight? Where she battles and Order soldier and plays up her monstrous aspect? Not exactly nice but not bitchy in the 'I want to punch you' kind of way.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:09:44 2015 No.13572969 >>13572961 That was Seafoam and some other Anon who played the MGE straight. There was a Manticore also in something Bob and Bollocks wrote that was less MGE-centric and more threadcanon levels of haram

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:10:09 2015 No.13572972 >>13572960 My only problem with Onis is I don't drink or like the smell of alcohol, other than that they're fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:10:15 2015 No.13572973 >>13572922 Pink arrow wouldn't change their courtship behavior. Just that she'll want to give you the loving tailpussy whereas before she was reluctant or would give you the teasing tailpussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:10:36 2015 No.13572976 >>13572951 Bob

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:10:38 2015 No.13572977 >>13572960 >might try and take advantage of you when drunk I don't see the issue with that, unless you run the risk of getting your feelings hurt. Pelvisceration is threadcanon anyways,

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:11:07 2015 No.13572980 >>13572961 Nope, that was someone else. I know the story you're talking about and I liked it though. RS did Seira, who was kinda stubborn and arrogant but ultimately understandable, and that reverse gloryhole tailpussy orgy thing that I haven't read.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:12:19 2015 No.13572983 >>13571807 Lilim. MGE Lilim a shit. SMT Lilim is a total cutie.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:13:14 2015 No.13572985 A Manticore could play Cupid too, right? She just hides out and shoots her spines at random humans whenever they happen to be near a monstergirl. Instant love happens.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:13:18 2015 No.13572986 File: 116 KB, 1166x1025, 1422318753668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13572961 Oh shit, I know which story you're referring to. http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:15:22 2015 No.13572995 >>13572985 >becomes easier target for rape and kidnapping >basically initiates monster marriage That would do it alright...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:15:29 2015 No.13572997 >>13572985 I can see a good comedy in that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:16:13 2015 No.13573001 >>13572985 Somebody other than me should write something about that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:16:31 2015 No.13573002 >>13572983 >SMT lilim I think I'll stick with the one that won't eat my soul.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:18:23 2015 No.13573007 >>13572997 What other MGs would try to play Cupid?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:20:04 2015 No.13573016 >>13572985 Are Mantibutts the "Jack Of All Trades" in MGE now or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:20:29 2015 No.13573020 >>13572922 Go beat up a Cupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:20:32 2015 No.13573021 File: 697 KB, 1325x629, Mothman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573007 Mothman does it by accident.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:21:18 2015 No.13573023 >>13573007 A Lilim could just set a booth up in the woods along a path and have a line for miles.

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:22:26 2015 No.13573028

>>13573007
A lizardman who stole a cupid's bow thinking it was an artifact of immense power and was initially disappointed when it just made the bandit she shot immediately propose to the girl he was robbing.

But she decides to use it for archery practice on moving targets because no one gets hurt from it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:22:37 2015 No.13573031 >>13573021 >>13573021 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgIsUiT2dug >MOTHMAN CUPIDS >THIS SONG ON SPEAKERS AT FULL BLAST >MFW I want this so goddamned much

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:22:50 2015 No.13573032 >>13573021 >Diet: Prefers flower nectar, tree sap, fruit juice etc. >Fics of a Mothgirl attacking a plantgirl when?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:24:08 2015 No.13573036 >>13572529 That's adorable. Dragons are great.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:24:26 2015 No.13573038 >>13573028 Come to think of it, I might need to put something like it in a future update.

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:25:09 2015 No.13573042

It's MGC speed dating time! Why are you still single in MGC? HOW are you still single?! Well, lets fix that! Here are today's lovely ladies!

1. Pygmy jinko
This little lady is no more than four feet tall, but is still just as strong and wild as any other of her kind were they scaled down to her size. She may act tough, but if you pull her onto your lap and hug her from behind she'll melt in your arms. Is an excellent cook, and will love it if you will eat her cooking a lot.

2. Strongfat jinko
She's a professional MG sumo competitor and a force to be reckoned with in the ring. She may be a tad skinnier than the other opponents but that doesn't stop her. She'll likely dote on you with everything she has, and give you lots of big strong hugs any chance she gets.

3. Chocolate jinko_____
White fur and delicious chocolate skin define this beauty. She's gone the route of model instead of muscles, and is plenty soft and only about as strong as yourself. Despite her work making her act elegant and proper she loves nothing more than hanging around at home with you playing video games and munching junk food in nothing but your t-shirt and panties until the sun rises.

Now, which lovely lady would you like to date dear anons?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:26:15 2015 No.13573045 >>13573042 None. I'm too pissed to give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:26:40 2015 No.13573048 >>13573042 3 of course, how is that even a question?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:27:01 2015 No.13573049 >>13573042 Strongfat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:27:14 2015 No.13573052 >>13573042 1 or bust

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:28:28 2015 No.13573056 >>13573042 1. Gonna pull her into my lap and dick her while petting her head with one arm, holding her with the other, and wispering in her ear.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:28:30 2015 No.13573057 >>13573042 3 but I'm going to make her /fit/ as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:29:12 2015 No.13573060 >>13573042 >Is an excellent cook >no more than four feet tall Great now I have mental images of a Jinko standing on a stool to reach the counter, now I have to pick 1.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:29:31 2015 No.13573062 >>13573042 ALL OF THEM

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:30:10 2015 No.13573065 >>13573042 1, you had me at excellent cook.

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:30:15 2015 No.13573066

Would a mothman have a proboscis? I had a huge butterfly land on my hand earlier, and while it was pretty it did unfurl its tongue and start poking me with it. I can only imagine a human sized creature doing that would be terrifying.
That short description in Lanternon's first story springs to mind where a Mothman shoves her proboscis down a scientist's urethra

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:30:28 2015 No.13573067 >>13573036 Can you image her face when she starts showing you her horde and filling you in on all thats changed?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:30:55 2015 No.13573069 >>13573042 Strongfat Jinko, I'd be her dakimakura.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:31:33 2015 No.13573073 >>13572934 >these feelings are NOT real kek

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:31:34 2015 No.13573074 >>13573066 That spoiler. I want it. I just imagine they have extra-long tongues or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:32:11 2015 No.13573076 >>13573066 >I had a huge butterfly land on my hand earlier, and while it was pretty it did unfurl its tongue and start poking me with it. Lewd!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:32:33 2015 No.13573079 >>13573067 Tears of pure joy, smiles of ecstatic happiness...truly adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:32:48 2015 No.13573082 >>13573042 But none of these are valid options

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:34:36 2015 No.13573086
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>>13573032

>Be with friend in MGC, he invites you to a special place called 'The Greenhouse'
>The owner is an Ara Ara Dryad who claims heritage from the Yggdrasil, her tree taking up much of the building and its roots sprawling out in to the depths below
>She pouts when you call it a 'brothel' or 'den of iniquity', telling you that all of the patrons are here of their own volition
>Tells you it's absolutely free, provided you're willing to spend a night with one of various plant girls
>Your friend is already making a selection, jumping into a room with a Pitcher Plant girl
>'Ara ara... she's the kind who really likes to torture little flies~'
>Leads you to a room where you can hear a wet slurping noise, telling you that your date is almost ready
>Take a peak through the door
>It's a Mothgirl suckling on the sap engorged breasts of an Alraune, half-submerged in the nectar
>The flower itself looks like a giant hibiscus, and the Alraune's svelte tanned figure is wriggling from the Moth-girl's oral assault, sweet nectar dribbling down her lips
>'S-stop'
>'Nu-uh~ Ygg-chan wants you open up to the men who come here, Hibi-chan~ She even let's me look at the TV when it's on in the dark!'
>'Bitch'
>'I'm not the one getting wet from Lily action, Hibi-chan.'
>'What're you going to do if you never find a man.'
>'Then i'll wilt up in silence.'
>YFW Moth-girl notices you, popping the Alraune's lactating and erect nipple out of her mouth
>YFW the room smells sweet, your cock jumping to attention
>YFW threesome coaching session sex with Alraune taking you into her pussy from the front while Moth-chan shakes her booty and spread scales everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:37:03 2015 No.13573096 >>13573086 Thats hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:37:14 2015 No.13573099 >>13573042 >big strong hugs any chance she gets. 2!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:37:22 2015 No.13573101 File: 97 KB, 327x228, Finnish Yukari.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573045

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:38:18 2015 No.13573103 >>13573073 But they wouldn't be. They're just some cupid voodoo shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:39:06 2015 No.13573106 >>13573086 Threesomes where one of the girls bullies the other are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:39:24 2015 No.13573109 >>13573042 I don't like Jinkos, so I continue my solo low-level MGC run.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:39:28 2015 No.13573111 >>13573066 Do you see one in the profile pic? >I'm talking about the mythological version So you want an 8 foot tall mothgirl to chkek you to death with her proboscis? MGQ is that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:39:35 2015 No.13573113 >>13573021 >>13573031 I want to spank a Mothgirl.

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:40:45 2015 No.13573116

>>13573106

The best part? Moth-chan would pick up the slack when you stop thrusting into the moist slit of the Alraune's and bumps her hips into yours, forcing you deeper.

Grinning from behind you as you continue to fuck Hibi-chan and make her moan like a Succubutt.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:42:36 2015 No.13573124 >>13573103 That's not how her arrows work. If the manticore wasn't already doki doki for anon she'd go after the one she actually loved.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:43:30 2015 No.13573129 >>13573111 *choke

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:44:06 2015 No.13573133

>>13573103
We've had this argument constantly since she came out. It's stupid.

You go with "It's mind control".
I say "It's stripping away a facade to make them reveal their true feelings".

I say you're wrong, you say I'm wrong, and nothing either of us say is going to change that.

But yeah you're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:44:30 2015 No.13573136 >>13573042 Chocolate jinko, nothing is better than brown skin/white fur combo and the same interests as me

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:44:52 2015 No.13573139 >>13573124 But I wouldn't be into manticores due to them being shit, she'd have to get the fuck over it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:46:23 2015 No.13573147 >>13573133 >not interested in love >gets hit with a black arrow to force it on them How is that not mind control?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:47:24 2015 No.13573153 >>13573133 >Buying the true feelings crap

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:48:03 2015 No.13573157 >>13573147 He's referring to the gold arrows. Almost all of this shit seems to be centered around the black arrow.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:48:39 2015 No.13573160 >>13573147 That one you could maybe make an argument for, but we weren't talking about that one in this case, now were we? Seems to me like the Manticore got shot with the Gold kind.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:49:37 2015 No.13573166 >>13573133 >reveal their true feelings >drinking KCs Kool-Aid

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:50:04 2015 No.13573168 Black arrow is just for edgy idiots who think they are too good for love.

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:50:23 2015 No.13573170

Trying to make a living in MGC would have a lot of different situations to deal with.

>Try to work at a law firm, always having to deal with Tanukis.

>Try to sell fruit at a farmer's market, always having to deal with insect girls.

>Try to be a personal trainer, always having to deal with Onis at the gym.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:51:09 2015 No.13573171 >>13573160 I have no problem with the standard arrows, I'd be cool with cupid if not for the black arrow shit. Loners and people who find love kind of sickly get that shit forced on them and its just morally wrong, not to mention bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:51:20 2015 No.13573174 >>13573170 What if I'm just looking for work?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:51:50 2015 No.13573179 >>13573168 >doesn't want to be forced into love >edgy faggot Ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:52:04 2015 No.13573181 >>13573166 That's what the gold arrows are explicitly said to do, there's not buying the way corruption goes down or something and then there's just outright ignoring the profile.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:52:12 2015 No.13573184 >>13573168 >too shy or scared of people to love >edgy Not everyone is the same as you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:52:23 2015 No.13573186 >>13573168 >Don't want to be tied down >HURR LE EDGE! Really?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:53:45 2015 No.13573192 >>13573170 Three magic words: I AM GAY Alternatively, just tell them you're already with someone.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:53:54 2015 No.13573194 File: 15 KB, 300x221, th.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573179 Do you flip your shit over the concept of cupid in everyday life? Are you Indian by chance?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:54:14 2015 No.13573196 >>13573184 >Implying it's bad to let such a person experience that people do in fact love them So yeah, edgy, cause you just want an excuse to be miserable.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:55:18 2015 No.13573202 >>13573194 That makes no sense and has nothing to do with what we were talking about. Are you perhaps an idiot?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:56:46 2015 No.13573209 >>13573196 >I don't know what words mean Shocking to find such a person in /mgg/.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:57:07 2015 No.13573211 >>13573196 >Forcing it on them Its still wrong, and no amount of your epik maymay le edge accusations will change that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:57:25 2015 No.13573212 Really the sudden influx of people who suddenly want to be alone are just people who strive to be Contrarian

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:58:19 2015 No.13573217 >>13573196 >You're not living your life correctly! Fuck off Touma.

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:58:26 2015 No.13573218

>>13573192
Two problems with those.

It would ward off some of them, but there's always going to be the one who wants to give you the P and make you straight. Also, the one's who can smell/sense it. Like a Hellhound would notice an absence of your "wife's" pheromones or a Succubus noticing your energy resembles that of a single man who isn't regularly fucking monster girls.

Insects in this case would be able to tell really quickly. They love pheromones.

Oni types have an ego, and think you just need good sex to stop being a homo.

Tanuki is variable. If they inherited a raccoon's sense of smell of some shit they might be able to sniff out the bullshit.

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:58:52 2015 No.13573222

>>13573211
>How dare Cupids want to FORCE people to be happy!
>How dare all MGs want to FORCE people to be happy!
I stand by my statement of you lot being a bunch of edgy faggots who're just looking for excuses to stay miserable in a world based around being happy.

Anonymous Sat May 30 15:59:04 2015 No.13573224

>>13573209
>>13573211
At this point, the word 'edgy' gets tossed around so much it's lost all meaning, like 'retard', 'autist', or 'sjw'.

Try not to take it too seriously. It's just a sign that anon has no better way of arguing than to just throw around overused buzzwords.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:59:19 2015 No.13573226 >>13573212 Well, since you know the minds and thoughts of everyone here, I guess I can't argue that. Oh wait, I can actually.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:59:23 2015 No.13573227 >>13573212 Most likely yeah. Cupid was immediately very popular, and stayed so for like a day maybe a day and a half. Then all of a sudden she's the worst girl to even exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:59:30 2015 No.13573228 >>13573196 I'm insanely shy to the point of enjoying my solitude, and can honestly say I'd just keep quiet about it if I felt strongly about someone due to fear of rejection. I'd say those arrows wouldn't do much in a few cases.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:59:38 2015 No.13573232 >>13573218 >give you the P and make you straight what

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:00:08 2015 No.13573234 >>13573232 The Pussy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:00:24 2015 No.13573235 >>13573222 And you're still an idiot, we all have problems.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:01:06 2015 No.13573241 >>13573222 >People who don't feel like dealing with the whole love ordeal are edgy I'll give you 30 seconds to leave.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:02:13 2015 No.13573245

>>13573212
>sudden influx of people
It's not that big an influx, it's like 2 or 3 vocal fags tops. Besides, you'd think coming into a thread about wanting to fuck monster girls people wouldn't need forced into loving them.
>"B-but anon I want to listen to linkin park and sit in a dark corner by myself. How dare they make me love!"
Then why are you in a thread about settings that revolve around intimate relations.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:02:22 2015 No.13573247 >>13573241 >love is just an ordeal to be overcome Jesus Christ I'm not even that guy but shit man you're like a razor blade.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:02:37 2015 No.13573249

>>13573222
And I stand by my point that you're an idiot. Having your mind forcibly changed isn't happiness, its actually brainwashing. Some people are happier alone, there's nothing "edgy" about that, so stop misusing that word. Anyone would think you just learned it or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:03:09 2015 No.13573251 >>13573224 No worries, people with no argument whatsoever pose no threat to my mood.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:03:19 2015 No.13573253 >>13573222 Oh, it's a traitor funposting.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:04:18 2015 No.13573259 >>13573245 >"B-but anon I want to listen to linkin park and sit in a dark corner by myself. How dare they make me love!" Nice strawman brah.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:04:45 2015 No.13573264 >>13573247 I think he meant the whole "arguments, fighting and messy breakups" aspect to it. I intentionally avoid the stuff for those very reasons too. Still, we're talking about 2D waifus where that shit doesn't happen...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:05:30 2015 No.13573267 >>13573264 >Still, we're talking about 2D waifus where that shit doesn't happen... Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:05:33 2015 No.13573268 >>13573259 It was intentional you numbnut, it's called humour.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:05:58 2015 No.13573271 >>13573249 >People who have never known companionship are happier alone >It's BRAINWASHING to cause them to want to seek out love and companionship! Somebody here is using buzzwords alright.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:06:43 2015 No.13573276 >>13573245 >intimate relations Vanillafag pls. Also, you can like something without liking all of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:06:51 2015 No.13573277 >>13573268 Sure it was.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:08:28 2015 No.13573288 >>13573268 >N-no, my strawman was meant to be funny Doesn't exactly change the fact that it was one, does it?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:09:47 2015 No.13573293 File: 219 KB, 811x781, monster-girl-art-nsfw-945623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mermaids.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:10:04 2015 No.13573296

>>13573247
Not really. I just never felt love, it's that simple.

Also, what >>13573264 said, not to mention having to watch out for faggots who eye up your girl all the time, and sometimes having to rearrange your entire agenda, which is already really fucking clogged with stuff to do, to accomodate time for her, which'd be pretty goddamn tricky. Juggling duties, attention time for her when you barely have time to sleep would drive me fucking nuts.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:11:05 2015 No.13573300

>>13573271
If it's not of their own will, yeah, brainwashing. How many a ons here basically say they'd rather stay locked up in their rooms and scoff at social activities, going to clubs and the like? It's the same thing, except someone is roofieing you to go out and do those things.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:11:54 2015 No.13573305 >>13573296 Anon read his second sentence. This is 2D waifu land, where you get exactly what you want and there's none of the bullshit of the 3D world.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:14:08 2015 No.13573320 >>13573293 Murdering shits.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:14:11 2015 No.13573321

>>13573276
>Vanillafag pls.
In case you haven't noticed most popular monster girl settings with the exception of MGQ are focused on relationships in one way or another. Most MGE profiles mention husbands, EMG the characters want a relationship etc, should I go on?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:14:24 2015 No.13573324 >>13573305 God dammit. I just got used to being alone, alright? I just like this lifestyle too much to let it go.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:15:15 2015 No.13573328 >>13573271 It actually fucking is brainwashing. Do you think that everyone has to be like you or something? Lots of people have different ideas of happiness you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:15:52 2015 No.13573334 File: 206 KB, 721x1024, stupidest fucking thing ever.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how is T-Rex no kanajo or whatever it's called gonna deal with Jurassic World?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:16:28 2015 No.13573337 >>13573293 >Tfw when I hate the taste of cooked fish. >Love the taste of raw salmon. >Get a salmon mermaid waifu. >Drizzle some soy sauce and spread some wasabi on that vag. I'd indulge in that every night.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:17:55 2015 No.13573346 >>13573296 Are you me? I hate it when people think I'm an "edgy faggot" for never being in love. Its not like you can choose to fall in love or anything, I'm just naturally cowardly and cautious.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:19:05 2015 No.13573352 >>13573337 >spread some wasabi on that vag. >wasabi on that vag >wasabi >vag Anon jesus christ you monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:19:19 2015 No.13573356 >>13573321 >Every anon here wants a monstergirl wife, not just someone for a quick shag or a cumtoilet >Every anon here wants a relationship Try again.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:19:49 2015 No.13573357

>>13572877
100% of my "writings" are short greentexts and "wat dos" so I think I'd rather have a Nightmare come to me and make the random thoughts and musings flow more freely.
http://i.imgur.com/pq98g7U.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TfQHiKA.jpg

I wonder if it'd be possible to get a Nightmare come to me in my daydreams as well?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:20:53 2015 No.13573362 >>13573346 Don't worry about it. Anyone playing the "hurr edgy" card has nothing else up his sleeve.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:21:37 2015 No.13573364 I fucking love wurms, man. I would do any job, any career, go on any adventure, fight any enemy, just as long as I can do it with a loving wurm waifu at my side.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:21:44 2015 No.13573365 >>13573357 They're called a night-mare for a reason anon.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:21:59 2015 No.13573366

>>13573346
Different anon. I have a similar outlook to you, and have never truly been in love or thirsty enough to fall in love. I wouldn't mind a black arrow from Cupid though. It'd probably break me out of my dull apathy and get family&friends to shut up before I become a male CC.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:22:17 2015 No.13573368 >>13573168 >if you don't want to get raped and marry a girl you don't love or even know you are edgy Noice I'm not edgy I just fuckin' hate KC world. And the monster girls feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:22:50 2015 No.13573370

>>13573321
I'd happily fuck a mamono, but I'd never want a relationship with one. I'd be a slut and fuck lots of them while not pursuing anything deeper. Sometimes I feel like I understand 3D girls for this reason, if anything I'm jealous they can do it for real.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:24:07 2015 No.13573376 >>13573300 >>13573328 >A temporary effect which makes people act upon feelings they otherwise likely would not have >Brainwashing >>13573366 The point! Someone gets it!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:24:26 2015 No.13573379 >>13573366 Guy you were replying to hereI'm almost a wizard and ok with it, it just doesn't happen to some people and thats fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:24:37 2015 No.13573381 >>13573334 >You will never bro it up with an edo period raptor who dresses in kimono and walks in giant tengu geta >You will never train together to become the best practicioners of karate and defeat the monstergirl judo team

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:25:20 2015 No.13573383 >>13573370 >Sometimes I feel like I understand 3D girls for this reason, if anything I'm jealous they can do it for real. You're a bad person.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:25:33 2015 No.13573385 >>13573370 Would you feel it was a karmic ending if you were abruptly taken by a clingy Shirhoebi or Oomukade after your years long spree of slutting it up with monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:25:41 2015 No.13573386 >>13573376 >they otherwise likely would not have Yeah, your point? Maybe it's not "brainwashing", but it sure as hell is bad.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:26:48 2015 No.13573389

>>13573376
If the feelings are temporary and they're naturally loners, wouldn't they just end the relationship after the arrow has lost its affect and go back to what they enjoyed doing? I don't think I've mentioned this enough to you, but there are some people out there who prefer being alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:26:58 2015 No.13573390 >>13573379 >it just doesn't happen to some people and thats fine This is so true it's funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:27:16 2015 No.13573393 >>13573376 >Temporary With permanent consequences.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:27:17 2015 No.13573394 >>13573376 >>13573386 It's true. You guys are kind of debating multiple things at once. But the real question comes down to whether Eros or Cupid have the right to interfere no matter what the effects are.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:27:17 2015 No.13573395 >>13573364 But wurms are stupid. If you have kids with one, you'll have stupid kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:27:31 2015 No.13573396 File: 8 KB, 173x172, 1385835150399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Coming down off of three stacked bans. Anyone up for a story I typed up while I was gone? (Yes, I'll delete the image)

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:28:04 2015 No.13573401
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Can Cupids be used as Slut Destroyers?

Making all of the gigolos, the cumpumps, the cucqueans, sexual predators with over 1,000 confirmed rapes realize they can only truly be satisfied with one person, and one person only?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:28:29 2015 No.13573403 >>13573396 >three stacked bans Hah

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:28:35 2015 No.13573405 >>13573394 > But the real question comes down to whether Eros or Cupid have the right to interfere And you can probably guess what my answer is going to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:29:01 2015 No.13573407 >>13573396 Go for it. It's a nice break from this whole Cupid fiasco.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:29:06 2015 No.13573408 >>13573396 What were the bans?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:29:43 2015 No.13573410 >>13573395 They're simple minded folks who only care for the bare necessities a lot of the time. They'll probably never make it into Oxford but you can easily teach street smarts and common sense to a wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:29:43 2015 No.13573411 >>13573396 by all means, go ahead

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:29:53 2015 No.13573412 >>13573383 They only act like half of us would in a monstergirl world, so when I came to that conclusion I stopped disliking them. >>13573385 I'd avoid those types for a good reason, and if there was no escape I'd fuck other girls for revenge anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:30:54 2015 No.13573415 >>13573410 Lesson 1: Don't fucking break shit you stupid twit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:31:11 2015 No.13573416 potential writefag here, I run into the problem of being able to write a detailed outline and plot but I can't write filler or dialogue well. I've had this problem since high school.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:31:59 2015 No.13573418 >>13573401 No, because some people are polyamorous and no amount of whining from muh true love kids who watched too much Disney will change that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:32:21 2015 No.13573419 >>13573416 As someone who can't make smalltalk, I understand your frustration.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:32:39 2015 No.13573423 >>13573395 They're smarter than you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:32:43 2015 No.13573425 >>13573389 >>13573393 If they genuinely, entirely, and truly preferred being alone, down to the core of their being, then I don't think the arrows would have an effect on them anyway.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:32:44 2015 No.13573427
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>>13573403
Yeh. Didn't even know that was a thing.
>>13573408
One was the Ammy, Hathoe, & Ra pic, one was the Succubutt in black panties, and the last one was Dragon tits.
>>13573407
>>13573411
Cool. It's a bit longer, so I may end up finishing it later, but here we go:
>*click*... She looks old enough to be your grandmother
>*click*... Pretty sure she's been in a few rape cases recently
>*click*... Cute, but she lives two states over
>NO MORE NEW INVITES
>'Ugh, how hard can this be?'
>Your buddy assured you these monster girl dating sites were guaranteed scores
>He signed up for one & was fucking a cute Werewolf within a week
>Maybe it was because you were searching for a specific kind of girl?
>Your friend was cool with whatever girl would spread her legs (or lack of them) for him
>You had a bit of a thing for scales, so you had decided to try some sites specializing in reptilian girls
>Dragons seemed a bit too haughty for your tastes, and you would have preferred to be able to hold a conversation with the girl, so Wurms were out
>Eventually you settled on trying to find a Lamia to date (those hips & very intimate embraces definitely seemed attractive)
>This site though, SnakeCharmers.com, was proving far more of a hassle
>You barely saw any replies to your profile, & a lot of them were... questionable
>You were about to say fuck it & give up on the whole thing when...
>YOU HAVE *1* NEW PROFILE INVITE
>You have nothing to lose right? You give it a look over
>Profile Name: StoneCold_ManKiller
>Oh, this will be great...
>...So far, it's not too bad
>Says she's a bit of an introvert, but is open to new experiences
>Enjoys being on her computer, reading, working on various crafts
>Looking to meet someone new
>And she lives nearby
>But no profile picture, though. Weird
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEND A REPLY?
>Probably some troll account, but what the hell? Wouldn't be the first one
>Besides, she's been the only one that hasn't crushed your hopes so far
>YES

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:33:04 2015 No.13573429 >>13573396 >three stacked bans How the fuck did you manage that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:33:09 2015 No.13573430 >>13573381 >no cool raptor aniki to show you the art of swordfighting feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:33:32 2015 No.13573433 >>13573412 I say again, you're a bad person.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:33:39 2015 No.13573434 >>13573423 I highly doubt that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:33:43 2015 No.13573435 >>13573416 >Can't write filler As in what, exactly? Characters doing stupid/mundane shit just because? Just watch people being people for a while IRL. >Dialogue Read and watch alot of GOOD media. Also study people socializing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:33:52 2015 No.13573437 >>13573429 The bans took two or three days to actually come up. I don't get it either.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:33:58 2015 No.13573438 Where is NTR with cupids, fags?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:34:03 2015 No.13573440 >>13573418 >No, because some people are polyamorous Those people belong on tumblr.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:34:14 2015 No.13573441

>>13573416
Don't worry, most writefags are the same and can't do dialogue to save their lives, and filler is just filler so who cares about it.
If you want to stand out from the crowd, try and write something interesting and not "rapist becomes waifu", "moeblob does nothing" or "random smut #8472"

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:34:29 2015 No.13573442
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"Anon! Why haven't you been coming to bible class lately? C'mon, as your childhood friend I'm using my authority to take you back and you're not leaving until you accept the chief god into your heart! W-We can hold hands, does that convince you?"

How do you react?

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:34:32 2015 No.13573443

>>13573416
Almost everyone has this problem. Or they have a few specific scenes in mind without a full story.

Be glad you have a detailed outline and plot. Filler and dialogue is just what we call: actually writing the damn thing.

A good rule of thumb for me with believable dialogue is that people will say things in the shortest way possible most of the time. Idioms are also common. Feel free to google a few.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:34:40 2015 No.13573444 >You will be the husband of a loose cannon Cupid who has her own unique sense of love and doesn't play by the rules.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:34:40 2015 No.13573445 >>13573434 A wurm can tell when no one cares about their shit opinions, unlike you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:34:43 2015 No.13573446 >>13573370 Are you my slutbro ?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:35:35 2015 No.13573448 >>13573445 I guess that means you're not a wurm either.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:35:49 2015 No.13573450

>>13573416
I feel your pain anon. I've had an idea about two linked stories spanning a huge world with different groups, cultures and motives yet when it comes to actually writing it everything just falls flat due to sucking at dialogue among other things.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:35:53 2015 No.13573451 >>13573443 >Or they have a few specific scenes in mind without a full story. This is me to a T.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:35:57 2015 No.13573452 >>13573441 >"rapist becomes waifu" I am totally okay with this if it's a played straight story that gives a detailed account of what's in KC's profile. I wish we had a story like that for every girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:35:57 2015 No.13573453 >>13573442 ...Bible class?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:36:34 2015 No.13573455 >>13573433 How so? I wouldn't go out of my way to hurt people, unless they were clingy kidnappers in which case they deserve the hurt.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:36:36 2015 No.13573456 >>13573442 >bible class 200% kek. I will ask her to come to my house for some...private studying.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:37:04 2015 No.13573458

>>13573427
>[StoneCold_ManKiller]: No way, it's totally better than the previous games!
>[You]: Maybe if you hate variety. :P
>It's been about two weeks since you got in contact with StoneCold_ManKiller
>Lucky for you, there is an actual girl behind the profile, or at least you think so
>She says her name is Mileena , but that's all you have to go on so far
>The two of you have been sticking mostly to web chats so far, and you still haven't seen any sort of picture of her
>It's not so bad, though
>The two of you have some common interests in video games & entertainment
>If this does end up being a troll, maybe you could at least have a new partner for game nights
>[StoneCold_ManKiller]: Every weapon transforms & is completely unique. There's plenty of variety.
>[You]: No magic
>[You]: 12 weapons
>[You]: Generic armors
>[You]: Yeah, soooo much variety
>[You]: The setting & atmosphere were pretty cool, though.
>[StoneCold_ManKiller]: At least we can agree on that. ^-^
>[StoneCold_ManKiller]: Anyway, it's getting late & I have some stuff to work on tomorrow. Talk later.
>[You]: Wait up.
>[StoneCold_ManKiller]: What's up?
>Best get it out now while the relationship is fresh
>[You]: Can I get a picture of you?
>[StoneCold_ManKiller]: Why?
>You try to be polite, but there's no way this won't sound at least a little rude
>[You]: I just need to know that I'm actually talking to an actual lamia.
>[You]: You don't have any pictures of yourself, and I've been jerked around before.
>[You]:You seem really nice, like, even if you were a dude I'd probably be willing to hang out with you.
>[StoneCold_ManKiller]: Gee, thanks...
>[You]: Sorry. I just don't want to get my hopes up for nothing here, you know?
>There's an awkwardly long pause between messages. Maybe you creeped her out?
>[StoneCold_ManKiller]: Hold on for a sec
>There's another long pause before-

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:37:19 2015 No.13573459 >>13573425 >If they really wanted to be alone I don't think the arrows would work Like cocaine wouldn't work on someone who at his core wants to be mellow and chill? Are you fucking serious?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:37:32 2015 No.13573460 >>13573456 >her

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:37:54 2015 No.13573462 >>13573170 >Not being a Butler at the Butler Cafe Best job ever

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:37:57 2015 No.13573463 >>13573442 Better be the Satanic Bible.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:38:21 2015 No.13573465 >>13573442 I tell her that the Chief God's love is a lie and she's responsible for everything wrong in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:38:25 2015 No.13573466 >>13573442 Crosses and Bibles in the Chief God church make no sense. There's no Crystal Dragon Jesus in the Order's belief.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:38:45 2015 No.13573467 >>13573460 Not gonna alp him in public dude.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:38:52 2015 No.13573468

>>13573442
Interested, because for once it isn't another monster trying to rape me. Nice human girls are hyper fucking rare in the MG world, and that ironically has made them exotic to me.

one of the "select the food" captchas had a restaurant bill as an image and it accepted it. I found that pretty funny for some reason

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:38:54 2015 No.13573469

>>13573442
The thing is, you are cute, but not as cute as that werekitten down the street.
Don't worry, I bet she will want you to be the maid of honor at our wedding.
I hear catgirls like to start the babymaking right in the altar, so it might get a little bit lewd for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:38:57 2015 No.13573470 >>13573450 That's what I run into. I have a kinda big universe planned but I can't write it out fully. Also writing it out on 4chan prevents me from effectively copyrighting it, I've already wasted two outlines posting dumb things here,

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:39:37 2015 No.13573472 >>13573442 BIBLE FIGHT!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:39:38 2015 No.13573473 >>13573459 >Comparing a magic arrow forged for a particular purpose by Gods and Angels, to a drug Really grasping at straws here anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:40:58 2015 No.13573477 >>13573458 Your ban was far too short. Also I read an old story just like this in the pastebin a while ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:41:24 2015 No.13573479 >>13573467 >>13573460 The fuck are you on about.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:42:03 2015 No.13573482
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>>13573458
>YOU HAVE *1* NEW PHOTO MESSAGE
>You open the link, and hot damn
>Framed in the image is the naked torso of a lamia
>Toned stomach, just a bit of the muscle visible under the skin
>Incredible hips holding up her skirt (You can just barely make out the edge of her panties)
>Deep, sapphire blue scales
>Modest, perky breasts that you could palm in each hand
>Next to her stomach, a delicate hand holds a note
>She made a goddamn timestamp for the image with both your profile names
>[StoneCold_ManKiller]: Satisfied?
>You have to take a moment to gather yourself up from that surprise
>[You]: Very.
>[You]: Though I'd like to see the face of the cutie that body belongs to.
>[StoneCold_ManKiller]: Ahh, ahh, ahh. That's only for good boys who don't doubt people. <3
>StoneCold_ManKiller HAS LEFT THE CHAT
>Well, at least you have something to look forward to now

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:42:54 2015 No.13573484 File: 268 KB, 637x654, 1432421710641-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573442 I want to remove mamono with my good Christian wife!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:43:46 2015 No.13573492 >>13573477 >Really? Well, that's a bit disappointing...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:43:50 2015 No.13573493 >>13573482 >Mememe lamia Oh ye gods...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:43:51 2015 No.13573494 >>13573484 >not superior paladin waifu

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:44:04 2015 No.13573496
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>>13573463
>>13573465
>>13573466
>>13573469
>>13573472
"W-Wait! You wanna do lewd things right? I... I'll let you use my body, if it's Anon then... B-But you have to promise to come with me to church and get married! I'll only let you do it if you promise to marry me. Alright Anon? Will you come now?"

What do you say?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:44:24 2015 No.13573498 File: 140 KB, 404x600, Orc_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573442 Well this is gonna make things weird when she's introduced to the girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:44:43 2015 No.13573499 >>13573442 Automatically reminds me of the religious freak from the dub of Ghost Stories. Is that enough of a reason to avoid her?

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:44:57 2015 No.13573501

>>13573473
No, fuck you, you said if someone was truly x at their core, y wouldn't work on them, which is fucking stupid. And by the way, love is a drug, serotonin, dopamine and what have you, a chemical reaction, if you're seriously gonna go "it's different with cupids because lol magic" I have nothing else to say to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:44:58 2015 No.13573502 >>13573482 Well, I can't imagine any way this could go wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:45:15 2015 No.13573505 >>13573496 This isn't actually the church of the Fallen God is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:45:26 2015 No.13573506 >>13573496 I mean shit, I'll marry you in the church but I'm not gonna be following your religion, like ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:45:39 2015 No.13573508 File: 206 KB, 580x606, 1432746958961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573496 Surely she'll only have sex after marriage right? And after we purge traitors right?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:45:51 2015 No.13573511 >>13573492 It was a chatlog just like this story, only there was a yandere stalker in it too.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:46:01 2015 No.13573512 >>13573496 "Of course darling, anything for you" Proceed to knock her up and ditch town the morning after

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:46:06 2015 No.13573513 >>13573496 I've done worse things for pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:46:11 2015 No.13573514 >>13573496 Alright, but I'm going to be a Paladin. I'll go on excursions, possibly for weeks at a time, and I'm going to pass my Paladin ways onto my son and/or daughter. She better be prepared.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:46:20 2015 No.13573515 >>13573496 Okay, on the condition that you at least grow a tail

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:46:55 2015 No.13573517 >>13573496 Stop acting like those monsters, I like you because you're pure.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:47:02 2015 No.13573519 >>13573496 Look I'm sure you're a nice girl but I'm a mofu addict who needs his fix.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:47:21 2015 No.13573522

>>13573501
>It's different with cupids because lol magic

And again, the intended purpose is to draw out feelings which are already there. If the feelings and emotions genuinely aren't there as you claim, then it stands to reason there'd be no effect.

And if there is? Guess what, you really are just lying to yourself. So quit being such a whiny little bitch about it and go find some love.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:47:44 2015 No.13573523 >>13573496 Sure why not, a wife with strong Christian values would be awesome. To corrupt. Oh I'll marry you all right, I just didn't say when.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:48:06 2015 No.13573524 >>13573484 >Slabian >Christian Only follow the Catholics, pleb

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:48:46 2015 No.13573526 File: 283 KB, 537x591, 1432421628229-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573496 >You will never begin "6 Million More!" against the Tanuki with your waifu

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:49:11 2015 No.13573528

>>13573511
Ahh. Yeah, the chatroom stuff is just a set-up for now. Doesn't go much longer
>>13573482
>It's definitely been an interesting few months so far
>You and Mileena have... Actually, you really can't say what you have
>You've gotten to know each other pretty well, for sure
>You play games together, chat all the time, & she shares all sorts of pictures of her projects with you
>She even talked you into trying a webcam 'play date' with her
>And yet, any sort of relationship feels incomplete
>Everything's been separated by a computer screen so far
>Hell, you still haven't seen your girlfriend(?)'s face yet
>She says she's just teasing you (and can usually play it off like that pretty well), but it just feels... wrong
>You decide to try & talk to her about it tonight
>YOU ARE NOW VOICE CHATTING WITH StoneCold_ManKiller
>'Hey, babe. What's going on?'
>'Nothing much. What are you doing?'
>'Oh, just putting the finishing touches on a piece for one of my customers before calling it quits for the night.'
>'You mean that weird sculpture for the tanuki lady?'
>'That's the one. How about you?'
>'Oh, just the same old stuff.'
>'I see. So, you looking forward to our little 'play date' tomorrow?'
>It's now or never
>'Uhh, actually, I was wondering if you might want to do something else.'
>'Something else?'
>'You know, maybe get together, go see a movie?'
>'What could be better than spending a night with a cute girl-'
>She makes a good poi- No, you committed to figuring this out
>'Having her whispering into your ear-'
>She was a bit of a temptress with her dirty ta- keep it together
>'Watching her play with herself-'
>She did put on quite a- STAY FOCUSED!
>'Stroking yourself as you watch, climbing higher and higher-'
>OUT WITH IT, MAN!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:49:29 2015 No.13573529 File: 213 KB, 744x1052, 1433018969650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573496 Sorry hon, there's already a human girl for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:49:37 2015 No.13573530 >>13573526 that guy looks pretty cool, does he have a name?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:49:39 2015 No.13573531 >>13573523 >You will never train a pure and honest christian girl to be more lewd and depraved than a succubus as a condition for tying to knot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:50:06 2015 No.13573535 >>13573496 Are you really this desperate just to make me go to class with you? All you had to do was ask, what are you going on about marriage and stuf?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:52:07 2015 No.13573540 >>13573528 >You'll never have lewd webcam sessions with a sexy MG What a shame.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:53:08 2015 No.13573541 >>13573540 The market for male webcams must be enormous in Monster girl land.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:54:53 2015 No.13573550 >>13573528 This might just be the elephant in the room, but her name's Mileena, and he's never seen her face... She's got a horrible shark face, doesn't she?

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:55:53 2015 No.13573556

>>13573528
>'Mileena! What aren't you telling me?!?'
>Aaaand you're shouting. Smooth...
>'...What do you mean?'
>You got this train rolling, may as well ride it out now
>'I mean, why forego actually spending time with me to just do more stuff over the computer?'
>'What's wrong with that?'
>'It's been over three months, and I've never actually met you in person.'
>'I-I just don't like having people over to my place is all. It's a total mess.'
>'And what about always hiding your face from me, huh?'
>'What's wrong with a little mystery in a relationship?'
>'That's bullshit and you know it, Mileena.'
>'Now, hold on-'
>'Do you actually care about us?'
>'What?!?'
>'You said when we first started talking you weren't jerking me around. But every time I try to get closer to you, you deflect me.'
>'Maybe I have a good reason to!'
>Well, that was unexpected
>'What do you mean, you have a good reason?'
>'I mean, that I do care about you. I was really only looking for a guy to fool around with at first, but I want more now, too. But... I can't do that. Not without risking hurting you.'
>'Hurting me? What could you do that would hurt me?'
>'Just... just come over tomorrow. I'm not working on anything. I'll explain once you get here.'
>StoneCold_ManKiller HAS LEFT THE CHAT
>The silence weighs heavily on you as you try to collect yourself
>'You haven't even met the girl yet & you're already arguing. Smooth move, jackass...'
>>13573550
You are an observant man

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:56:41 2015 No.13573557
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>>13573506
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>>13573513
>>13573514
>>13573515
>>13573517
>>13573526
>>13573535
And so Anon got promised to attend his bible classes. Soon after he and christ-chan were happily married with a baby on the way. The strong family values that they imparted on their children gave them the tools needed to lead the new crusade against the monsters and create a country of pure, god-fearing people.

As for Anon? He lived a long and noble life alongside his human waifu who supported him through thick and thin. His final days were spent in a big house by the lake full of grandchildren who kept him busy begging him to tell stories of the before days when scary monsters still existed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:56:56 2015 No.13573559 >>13573541 They'd be a hit with low confidence types like Oomukade and Gazers.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:57:38 2015 No.13573565 >>13573556 I'm not sure one can call that "Observant"...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:57:42 2015 No.13573566 >>13573556 WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:57:50 2015 No.13573567 >>13573557 That's pretty much all I want out of life so I'm happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:58:55 2015 No.13573572 >>13573522 >Don't want to fuck spidergirl, terrified of spiders >get hit with cupid arrow >yes you do! MGE in a nutshell, be serious.

Anonymous Sat May 30 16:59:17 2015 No.13573575

>>13573522
>if the feelings aren't there

Anon, I hate spiders. I am terrified of spiders, I once made a hairspay flamethrower to char a huge bitch spider on my wall. But KC says in my heart of hearts I want to fuck a spidergirl and mamino mana will facilitate that. You really think I'm gonna buy the "innate desire" crap. I don't think so, and you keep saying it wouldn't work, in a setting where you can outright hate monsters, and can be made to love them. Get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:59:22 2015 No.13573576 >>13573556 >StoneCold_ManKiller Why would a medusa name give herself such a handle? That's like calling myself 10fingeredNEET

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:59:49 2015 No.13573578 >>13573557 Best end. If I were stuck in the MG world I'd just marry a pretty paladin who'd protect me from those things If she was turned into a succubus I'd do everything in my power to revert her back into the woman I loved.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:59:49 2015 No.13573579 >>13573572 It was like that before Cupid too, just replace cupid arrow with MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 16:59:57 2015 No.13573581 >TFW like the idea of a Dormouse where you can mostly cuddle and NEET out and sleep cuddling your waifu >Hate loli, short, skinny young flat girls Alternatives?

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:00:15 2015 No.13573583

>>13573556
>you pull up to Mileena's house around noon the next day
>She messaged you to come over around 1, but you figured being a little early wouldn't hurt
>It's a relatively modest house in a rather wooded area. You can barely make out the next house over
>You walk up to the door and notice that it's already open
>Seems a little rude to just walk in, but she's probably just waiting around for you
>The interior of the house is... interesting. Not messy, but very eclectic
>There's all sorts of weird art pieces on the walls & odd sculptures acting as furniture
>Through a large glass door in the back, you can see some of her current commissions
>There's also a kiln on one side of the yard, & on the other is some kind of little hut
>It's hard to make out, but you're pretty sure that's an anvil there. She does her own metalwork?
>You look around for Mileena. Hopefully she's not too put off that you let yourself in
>There's a hallway with a few doors to it
>One of the rooms seems to have been converted into a studio of some sort; paintings in various stages of completion litter it
>At the end of the hall there's a light on in a room, probably her bedroom
>'Mileena, are you in there?'
>'Sorry, I'm not seeing clients today. Come back tomorrow.'
>'It's not a client. It's me.'
>'Whaa-? W-Why are you here already?!?' She seems to have finally put your voice to a face
>'I came by a little early. Is that alright?'
>'No! I mean, yes... I mean, I'm not ready yet!'
>You suddenly hear her frantically scrambling around her room
>'C'mon, I'm sure you look fine.' You begin walking towards the door
>'No! You can't look at me like this!'
>'I've seen you naked, what more could I see?' Your hand grips the doorknob
>'That's not what I'm talking about!'
>You push open the door to confront her. 'What are tal-'

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:00:48 2015 No.13573587 >>13573581 Weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:00:56 2015 No.13573589 >>13573572 That's not what the default arrows do. Only thing close to that are the black arrows and it isn't said to erase preferences just make you really lonely and yearning for love.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:01:24 2015 No.13573590 >>13573581 Get a drawfag to draw a CC or a titty monster ara ara~ Dormouse

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:01:34 2015 No.13573591
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>>13573583
>Suddenly your entire body locks up
>You try to move your arm, but it doesn't respond
>It almost feels like your body's made of stone
>Wait, your body actually IS turning to stone!
>Everything is going dark as you become the world's dumbest statue
>You can hear a voice, but it's hard to make out
>Something floods your vision. A face, maybe
>The last thing you can remember is the sensation of something cool going down your throat before blackness...

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:02:16 2015 No.13573593

>>13573575
This. My fear of spiders is massive, so if I met an arachne I'd either die of fear, run until I collapsed from exhaustion or bludgeon her to death with the nearest heavy object I could find.
Magic arrows aren't going to change this insane level of terror.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:02:32 2015 No.13573595
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>>13573581
Weresheep. You get the cuddling and sleeping without the problems of having a washboard for a partner you'd get with Dormouse.

Or you could just feed your mouse wonderland cake, both work.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:02:33 2015 No.13573596 >>13573591 Quick! Get a Gold Needle!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:03:08 2015 No.13573601 >>13573575 >>13573593 >tfw you hate spiders but love arachnes

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:03:37 2015 No.13573603 >>13573591 >your stone body collapses through the door >onto the floor >you can't walk the dinosaur because you're stone

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:03:52 2015 No.13573605 >>13573601 I know this feeling.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:04:42 2015 No.13573608 >>13573601 Spiders make me jump out my chair and refuse to go into the room until it's clear from my sitting area yet I love Ushis, you're not alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:04:53 2015 No.13573611 >>13573557 >christ-chan what

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:05:07 2015 No.13573613 >>13573593 >>13573601 >Not wanting healing and a sweet relationship where an Ara Ara lonely Spider Girl tries to help you overcome your fear as you two work together for a loving fulfilling relationship

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:05:56 2015 No.13573617
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>>13573591
>You shoot up, grabbing at your chest & hyperventilating
>You frantically look your body over
>Everything seems to be back to its fleshy self
>You take a calming breath at not being turned into a lawn ornament
>*CRACK* A fist connects with the back of your head & you see stars
>'Ow!! The hell-'
>'You idiot! Why'd you come barging in like that?!'
>You finally notice Mileena seated on a stool next to you, a mixture of fear & and anger on her face
>You nurse the small welt on your head as you try to process what's happened to you so far
>'Sorry. The door was open, so I just let myself in. And did I turn to-'
>'To stone? Yeah. You're lucky I found my elixir in time, otherwise you'd be a goner!'
>You now register the visor that Mileena's wearing; It's completely opaque, wrapping around her head
>A writhing mass over her shoulder also catches your eye
>The ponytail she has her hair tied back in turns into snakes around halfway down
>'You're a gorgon?'
>'Yes. Why do you think I never wanted you around?'
>'Why didn't you just tell me what you were? Why all the secrecy?'
>She shifts uncomfortably in her seat. 'Most people are scared off once they see being around me has a risk of turning into a tacky sculpture. Just like you almost did!'
>She swings at you again, though much light-hearted than last time
>'Hey! I said I was sorry!'
>You take a few more lumps before she seems satisfied
>'Whatever. At least you're okay now.'
>'Are you hungry at all? Those potions tend to leave people pretty worn out.'
>Your stomach seems to agree with her. 'Something to eat would be nice.'

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:06:00 2015 No.13573618 >>13573611 Anon pls. Go ask /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:06:50 2015 No.13573620 >>13573608 So what do you do when your Ushi Waifu sneakily lowers herself from the ceiling and startles you? Same thing?

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:07:03 2015 No.13573622

>>13573572
Not any of those anons, but this concept being possible would have so many implications. In the end, life, our beliefs, and everything about us, is limited to our perception, experiences, and memories. If you were somehow able to get your mind changed so quickly, it really wouldn't only be your preference that gets changed, because that preference is many times just a result of your accumulated life experiences. The power to change minds like that is an incredibly dangerous if put in the wrong hands, but can be incredibly humanistic and good if used responsibly. For example, you could probably do some sort of trick and have those arrows essentially cure people of certain mental illnesses.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:07:13 2015 No.13573623

>>13573613
You clearly do not understand the levels of fear and hate involved. I wouldn't care how "sweet" she's supposed to be, she can fuck off and harass someone else. I'd beat the shit out of her with a bat in a heartbeat in my panic attack if she tried anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:07:45 2015 No.13573624 >>13573442 But my sister's cooking steak tonight... and that uncouth, drunk fucking Ogre makes some pretty damned good steaks. Ya know what? Fuck it. YOU'RE coming with ME and you ain't leavin' until you've had a good meal.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:08:19 2015 No.13573627 >>13573617 >those sculptures were all actually people OH FUCK

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:08:25 2015 No.13573628
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>>13573505
>>13573512
>>13573519
>>13573523

Anon turned away from god and by doing so broke Christ-chan's heart. She fell to the corruption of the demon lord and became a monster less than a year later. In her new state of reckless lust she forced marriage on Anon and sired a new generation of monsters all of them more lewd and morally bankrupt than the last.

As for Anon? The power of the demon granted him immortal life and the depravity to corrupt many legions of women, christ-chan remains by his side as his number one thrall. His countless spawn roam the earth and bring plagues of terror and lust wherever they go. Humanity silently withers away as the influence of the demon grows.

Bad end discovered

New route unlocked.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:08:39 2015 No.13573630 >>13573613 That was, quite literally, my first MG dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:09:24 2015 No.13573633 >>13573617 >Actually a Gorgon Aha, t'was a red-herring. Clever anon. Also Gorgons are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:10:12 2015 No.13573636 >>13573628 Shit ending, not even nukes can save that crappy world.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:10:51 2015 No.13573638

>>13573613
I'd love that actually. It worked for bees when I befriended beekeepers

>>13573623
> I'd beat the shit out of her with a bat in a heartbeat in my panic attack if she tried anything.

You mean you'd attempt that and then makes things worse for you. At least wield something that can maybe cut through her silk.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:11:17 2015 No.13573640 >>13573628 Can I get a middle ground or something? I want to corrupt her, but I don't want a legion of sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:11:31 2015 No.13573642 >>13573620 Probably scream like a girl and hide my face in shame as she laughs. A prankster Ushi waifu could be fun though.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:11:31 2015 No.13573643

>>13573617
>Despite your hunger, you can't do much but mull over the sandwich Mileena brought you
>She looks up from her own and is curious. 'Something wrong?'
>'Well, the whole near-death by statue thing is still in my head, but I was just thinking about some other stuff.'
>'You mean us?'
>She catches on quick. 'Yeah. I mean, did you really think that I'd reject you for being a gorgon?'
>Mileena takes a moment to think over her response. 'It's... complicated.'
>'Try me.'
>'Alright, alright. A part of it was like you said, I was scared you'd reject me. Gorgons are some of the few monsters whose powers can actually kill people, and we can't actively control it. It makes it hard to really get close to someone when one wrong look leaves me cuddling a boulder.'
>'But why all the secrecy? Why not tell people up front that you're a gorgon? Let them accept you at face value.'
>'You mean, why'd I hide it on my profile instead of posting a picture of me with these?' She gestures to her hidden eyes & snake-hair
>'Yeah. Why leave it only until you've gotten to this point?'
>'You must not be too familiar with magic.'
>Admittedly, your experience with monsters, let alone any with real magic, is lacking
>'Rule 1 of magical monsters: magic must stop magic.'
>That minor reference to your childhood aside, you're still lost on her meaning
>'Okay, look at it this way: A succubus writes an e-mail to try and seduce a guy. That e-mail carries a part of her seductive powers with it. The same thing applies to the magic in my eyes. A photo or other sort of image of my eyes still carries the power to petrify people.'
>'Well, what about the mirror from the story of Perseus?'
>'How many mirrors created by the gods do you have laying around?' she replies flatly
>'Point taken.'
>'Long story short: my magic is dangerous. That's why the government is so wary about gorgons.'

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:11:38 2015 No.13573644 >>13573628 How is that a bad end?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:12:04 2015 No.13573647 >>13573628 >Christ-chan I have the woman christ figure in my stories, get your own you hack!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:12:12 2015 No.13573649 >>13573623 Attacking her would probably make her go Yandere and tie you up in a web to bind your arms to keep you from hurting yourself, as she desperately tries to get you to overcome your fear and love her, via any means necessary

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:13:03 2015 No.13573651 >>13573638 I'd have died from fear if she tied me in webbing. At least she gets something to eat out of it I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:13:03 2015 No.13573652 >>13573589 Black arrows make you yearn for love, make you desperate for it, you really think the average guy is gonna stop to think about the nature of the girl he's hugging when he's going through magic induced love withdrawal?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:14:28 2015 No.13573656 >>13573642 > Laughs Oh no it's much worse. She'd just smile and give you a headpat before telling you it's time for dinner. Nowhere is safe

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:15:03 2015 No.13573658 >>13573649 see >>13573651 She can cuddle my corpse all day, I would no longer be in any state to care.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:15:32 2015 No.13573662

>>13573643
>'Really?'
>'Yep. There are all sorts of special sanctions that I have to follow: No living within a specific distance of other people, having to give advance notice if I visit a public place, not being able to leave without my visor & an emergency elixir. They can even lock me up if too many people are injured by my magic.'
>'Damn, that's brutal... Just out of morbid curiosity, has anyone been hurt because of your magic?'
>'Only a few people. One of them even shattered. The courts pardoned me since I had a record of responsible behavior & because he attacked me, but I'm still a liability for it...'
>'But hey, it's not all bad! The government gives us a decent bit of aid to accommodate ourselves, so I get to use my art to support myself. Plus, who's going to rob a gorgon? I never have to lock up.'
>Despite her trying to end on a positive note, the mood has darkened considerably
>'All this stuff you live with... they treat you like a pariah. No wonder you reached out on a dating site for some company.'
>'I'll be honest, you're the first guy in a long while who wasn't just looking for a quick fuck or got turned off by my, uh, quirks.'
>'A lot of guys looking to just hit and run?'
>'It was a dating site meant for monsters. what do you think?'
>You laugh a little at that. 'I guess that's true.'
>'At first, I was kind of looking just looking for someone to talk to, maybe fool around a bit like we did. Make this place feel a bit less lonely. But now...'
>'Now what?'

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:17:46 2015 No.13573668 >Meet a Jinko that doesn't want to hunt >She thinks bunnies and other small animals are cute and adorable. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:18:34 2015 No.13573672 >>13573652 >Get shot by a Black Arrow >Craving for love >Still have your normal preferences >Go after your favorite kind of MG in a love-deprived craze >Become Male Yandere

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:18:39 2015 No.13573673 >>13573668 Ditch her ass for a lonely gorgon.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:19:19 2015 No.13573677

>>13573652
I would think so if it's a human in MGE. It's at least acknowledged that a lot of humans might not initially be down for women with monstrous body parts and learn to love it through wild demonic sex. If a Cupid shot such a man he'd be among humans most of the time. Monsters are not 'women' or 'romantic partners' to humans with this outlook. Especially if it's a type of monster they really dislike. If he wasn't, he was going to get raped by said monstergirl if she's in the general vicinity so the outcome is the exact same. I don't even think Cupid would be there for such scenarios.

The other option is that the human is in monster society and would already be a lost cause. He would at least be neutral to just about every monster type.

Also, pretty much this
>>13573672

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:20:45 2015 No.13573682

>>13573662
>'Now I kind of want this to be more than just a friends with benefits thing. You were so determined to make this into a real relationship, that I want to try, too.'
>'Guess you found the one guy who was hard-headed enough to not give up, eh?'
>'And I almost lost him by having him become too hard-headed.' She knocks you on the head again
>'I'm willing to make this work if you are. we'll just take things slowly for now. At least until we figure everything out. Right?'
>Se cracks a small smile. 'Deal.'
>The two of you have a quick hug, happy to have sorted this all out
>'So, I know you said something about going out, but what do you say we just stay here? Maybe watch a few movies? I've got a huge library.'
>'Sounds like a plan.'
>It's well into the night before you start heading to your car
>Mileena walks you out to the door, but doesn't let you leave quite yet
>'Hey. I had a great time tonight. It's been so long since I got close to anyone, I've kinda forgotten what having someone to just sit with felt like... It's was really nice.'
>She rears up a bit & gives you a quick kiss
>'Let's do it again soon, okay?'
>'For sure.'
>Her visored face lingers in the door for a bit before closing it behind you
>This won't be easy, but you want this to work. For the both of you

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:20:54 2015 No.13573684 >>13573668 If she's a chocolate one, I waifu her on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:22:06 2015 No.13573686 >>13573668 Agree and carry on with my day

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:22:55 2015 No.13573689 >>13573668 Almost as cute as a Minotaur that just wants to relax and smell the flowers.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:23:16 2015 No.13573690 >>13573668 Push her down and rape her. Since she's a sub she'll be happy about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:23:40 2015 No.13573692 >>13573668 >Calmly look behind her. >Rabbit in one of my snares. >Walk up, break it's neck, stuff it in a wee sack for dinner later. >Smack her on the shoulder as I leave, >"Nice ta meet'cha." >Get in truck. >Drive off.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:24:08 2015 No.13573693 >>13573668 Touch her penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:24:11 2015 No.13573694 >>13573668 Time for a date at the petting zoo!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:25:17 2015 No.13573701 >>13573690 >Liking cute things makes someone a sub >>13573692 I cut myself on your post, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:25:56 2015 No.13573706 Can Wurms and Wyverns breathe fire?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:26:06 2015 No.13573707 >>13573692 >Walk up, break it's neck, stuff it in a wee sack for dinner later. Rabbit starvation

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:26:12 2015 No.13573710 >>13573693 L-lewd!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:26:20 2015 No.13573712 >>13573693 Futa is vastly underrated >>13573701 I highly doubt the bitch is a dom

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:26:59 2015 No.13573713 >>13573706 Wyverns? Definitely. Wurms? No, because Earth Dragons don't breath fire but gain higher STR and VIT than other Dragons.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:27:10 2015 No.13573714

>>13573682
>It has been a rough couple of months, but the two of you have finally settled into what could be called a real relationship
>Mileena wasn't lying when she was talking about all the sanctions gorgons have to deal with
>Reading up on just the bare minimum took you the better part of a week
>Setting up any sort of night out for the two of you is tricky as well
>Unless she's just quickly stopping in, you have to give at least 12 hours advance notice that she'll be there
>Most places are accommodating, if a bit on edge, but there have been a few times where people refuse to allow the two of you to enter
>Constantly having to triple-check that she's got her elixir on hand in case something goes wrong
>Knowing that the cops could take her away if something goes wrong
>And the threat of petrifaction makes most attempts at intimacy a game of Russian Roulette
>But it's coming along
>The two of you spend a lot of time at each other's houses, just hanging out & enjoying each other's company
>She's also been having you help her with some of her various commissions, though 'help' could be a strong word
>She'd been called to make a set of decorative vases for a client, but...
>'Is it supposed to look like a butt?'
>'Hey! I told you I wasn't very good at this.'
>'Hehehe, sorry. Anyway, this one at least looks passable.'
>You had attempted five different times to make a decent vase, with little success
>'So now we dry them out for a few days, then we bake them in the kiln, & finally we glaze them'
>She moves her projects, along with your own 'vase', to a dry room
>'Whew... Jeez, we're both a mess. What do you say we shower up, order some food, and just relax for the night?'
>You look over your clay-slathered arms. 'A shower would be nice, though maybe hold off on ordering the food.'
>'Huh? Why?'
These character limits are a pain

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:27:40 2015 No.13573716
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>meet a nice alligator girl
>start dating her
>go down to the deep swamp to meet her parents
>she warns you their a bit old fashioned and not modern.
>pull up on your rented air boat and see this
How do you react?

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:28:46 2015 No.13573719

>>13573714
>You'd been doing a lot of planning for this night. Time to see if it pays off
>'Well, I've been doing a lot of reading around, and I found this really nice restaurant in town that caters specifically to monster couples.'
>'Really?'
>'And I managed to get us a private balcony for that play you wanted to see.'
>'You actually got tickets? They've been sold out for weeks, and their prices were crazy.'
>'Don't remind me...'
>'And you already called ahead?'
>'Everything's been arranged. So how about it? Feel like going out for a night on the town?'
>Mileena throws herself around you in a messy hug. Guess that's a yes

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:28:53 2015 No.13573721 >>13573716 Try not to laugh. Try real goddamn hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:28:58 2015 No.13573723 >>13573716 >so ancient they still retain monstrous forms HAIL THE CROCODILE GOD

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:29:13 2015 No.13573725 >>13573713 I dunno, I always thought: >Dragon -> Fire >Wyvern -> Wind >Wurm -> Earth >Ryu -> Water >Jabberwocky -> Heart

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:30:17 2015 No.13573728 >>13573716 Throw them some chicken breasts. >>13573725 Anon, don't use my Captain Planet idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:30:21 2015 No.13573731 >>13573725 Heart is best girl

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:31:34 2015 No.13573733 >>13573728 >Anon, don't use my Captain Planet idea. That idea has been public domain for a long time now.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:32:01 2015 No.13573735
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>>13573719
>You pull up to the restaurant, a rather up-scale affair in the middle of the city
>You almost feel underdressed for what it looks like
>Though Mileena certainly seems to know how to dress
>She's wearing a white cocktail dress & has her hair done up. Even the snakes are cooperating with her
>It's such a shame that her visor looks so out of place
>You pass your keys off to the valet before heading inside
>The interior is even more elegant than you had expected. You really did underdress for this
>You are greeted by the hostess, an older kitsune with glossy black fur
>'Good evening. A table for two?'
>'Uhh, yes. I had actually called ahead about special arrangements?'
>'Ahh, so you're the young couple I had been told about! And so cute, too. Please, right this way.'
>'I must say, we don't get to cater to many gorgons here, but I assure you we shall try to do everything in our power to make your experience a pleasurable one.'
>She seats the two of you at a booth in one of the more private areas of the restaurant
>'Now then, please make yourselves comfortable. A waitress will be with you soon.'
>After a moment your waitress, an anubis a little older than you, arrives at your table, a small case held in her paw
>'Good evening, my name is Elisa & I'll be your server for the night. Now before we begin with any orders, I have been instructed to present these to the young missus.'
>You're completely lost as she hands over the case to Mileena
>'What is it?'

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:32:06 2015 No.13573736

>>13573716
>Her mom is checking your out
>Her dad is giving you the deathstare
Awkward at the very least. Really bad since you didn't know that gators celebrated Christmas and the nearest Wal-Mart is 20 miles as the crow girl flies, or 50 miles through the bayou where aside from gators, herons, and other nightmares more recent morons have been dumping their lamia kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:32:24 2015 No.13573737 >>13573733 >public domain Nuh uh! I patented it!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:32:35 2015 No.13573739 >>13573725 So Wyverns don't use fire, but Reppukens? I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:33:21 2015 No.13573741 >>13573712 >Futa is vastly underrated where the fuck have you been nigga? fuckin' everyone likes futa on 4chin these days. personally I prefer chicks without dicks , but it's far from underrated

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:33:27 2015 No.13573742 >>13573706 No. Everyone knows that only dragons breath fire, while wurms breath earth, wyverns breath wind and ryus breath water. >>13573725 >>13573728 CAPTAIN ANON, HE'S OUR HERO. GONNA TAKE VIRGIN WYRMS DOWN TO ZERO.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:33:32 2015 No.13573744 File: 160 KB, 280x322, Tee_Hee_(Profile).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573728 >Throw them some chicken breasts. Okay Tee-Hee

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:33:39 2015 No.13573747 >>13573737 Very well, I shall see you in court!

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:34:23 2015 No.13573749
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>>13573640
Anon refused to attend bible class, but Christ-chan had plans of her own. Using her powers of deceipt and stealth she drugged anon and locked him away in her basement. Her fanaticism to the chief god refused to let her give up on her friend, and she hardly noticed as she became corrupted by her twisted feelings of love and devotion.

White skin gave way to similarly white scales and her legs melted into a devilishly seductive tail which she used on Anon to ravish him repeatedly. Her instincts changed and her morals became like the monsters that she hated, but she never realized the changes enacted on her body and insists that she remains a faithful adherent of the chief god even while lewdly making love to her husband.

As for Anon? After the corruption of Christ-chan her strictness and hate of monsters softened just enough to return to a normal life. He was neither an all powerful demon or the ancestor to the lord paladins of a new country, but he was a caring father and a loving husband to a slightly disturbed shirohebi. The Final days of his life were spent tending to his gardens alongside his caring, if somewhat possessive wife.

Neutral End Discovered

Final Route unlocked.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:34:41 2015 No.13573751 >>13573742 >spoiler No, not my childhood.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:35:06 2015 No.13573755 >>13573741 If this is the only place you go, it's easy to make that mistake. Fuckin faggots in here start shit every time it's mentioned.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:35:24 2015 No.13573758

>>13573735
>From the case, Mileena removes what looks like a pair of glasses, with a simple, yet somewhat elegant design
>'Our owner believes that all customers should be able to enjoy their experience in as much comfort as possible, so we had these frames specially prepared for your visit.'
>You have a bit of an inkling as to what they're for, but you ask anyway
>'We've had the lenses specially enchanted so as to block the missus' magic. While you are wearing them, you'll have no need for any sort of protective eyewear. It's not a permanent effect, but it should last you for the night.'
>Mileena's face lights up at the thought. 'You mean... I don't have to hide them?'
>Elisa smiles at her. 'We would never dream of making our customers hide themselves from the world.'
>Mileena turns to you. 'Did you know about this?'
>'I honestly was in the dark. Though it explains why this place was so expensive.'
>Mileena removes the visor & replaces them with the glasses
>Slowly, almost fearfully, she opens her eyes
>The first thing you note is that you haven't been petrified. Guess they work
>The second thing you notice is her eyes
>They are a deep, beautiful golden color & seem to have their own radiance to them
>It's a shame that she has to hide them from the world. From you...
>Mileena's face is turning bright pink from all the staring
>'This is the first time anyone's been able to look at me without turning to stone. Do I look good?'
>'Like an angel.'
>Her cheeks go from pink to scarlet, an embarrassed smile on her lips
>Elisa smiles at the reaction the glasses are getting. 'I'll give you two a moment, then. Just call for me whenever you're ready.'

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:36:06 2015 No.13573760 >>13573735 I always get distracted by the presence of an Anubis in any story. I have a problem methinks...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:36:35 2015 No.13573763 >>13573716 Channel inner dixie, tonight is gonna be a hell of a party.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:37:04 2015 No.13573766 >>13573758 Adorable as fuck/10, awesome shit mate. Can't wait to see where this goes.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:38:38 2015 No.13573771

>>13573758
>The night was spectacular, or at least you think it was
>All you could do was keep looking at Mileena
>Watching her expressions throughout the night; the bliss on her face as she enjoyed a gourmet meal, the giggling and coy stares she gave you as you talked, the wonder as you two watched the play
>Just being able to look into her eyes has stirred up all sorts of emotions in you
>Sadly, reality had to intervene & take it all away
>'Oh!'
>The two of you were driving back to Mileena's house when she spoke up, startled
>'What is it?'
>You look over and see that the lenses of the glasses have gone opaque
>'The enchantment must have worn off. The lenses darkened as a safety precaution.'
>'Wonder why they didn't just make it permanent.'
>Mileena shakes her head as she swaps out to her old visor. 'It's not that easy. Undoing the petrifying curse on someone is tricky, but manageable.'
>'You mean that elixir?'
>'Yeah. Actively stopping the magic is much harder. Most spells are only temporary & only block the curse instead of preventing it.'
>'Like the glasses... Is there any way to make someone immune forever?'
>Mileena sighs rather dejectedly. 'Supposedly, there's a potion that can do it, but it's supposed to be insanely expensive. Other than that, the only real safety is to be blind.'
>'Damn. would have been nice.'
>She lays a hand on you & gives a reassuring smile
>'Hey, don't worry about it. I had an amazing time tonight. The fact that I got to look at you, eye to eye, even if only for the night, was more than worth it.'
>You pull up to Mileena's house
>'I guess you're right. It was nice, even if it didn't last forever.'
>She leans over & gives you a kiss
>A kiss that lingers for quite a while
>She pulls away, and you can see a bit of that blush in her cheels again
>'You know, just because the glasses are gone, it doesn't mean our night has to be over.'
>'Mileena?'
>'You did so much for me tonight... I thought that it's only fair that I repay you somehow.'

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:39:20 2015 No.13573774 File: 624 KB, 1920x1080, Anubis Pyramech.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573760 Anubisfucker?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:40:16 2015 No.13573782 >>13573771 Mmmm, here we go!

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:40:51 2015 No.13573787

>TFW suffer frequently reoccurring sleep paralysis
Everytime it is still the fucking worst and most terrifying shit in the world. Especially when you start seeing shit. I wish I had a Monster Girl waifu to sleep next to and cuddle me and keep me safe during any episodes

Do you have any medical problems, defects, or shit that you'd want a Monster Waifu to heal via love and tender care to help make life with said shit easier?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:41:19 2015 No.13573789 >>13573760 I feel your pain. I was half-tempted to write a side-story for her. Still might down the line. Not sure. I just like interconnectivity.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:41:56 2015 No.13573795

>>13573736

>more recent morons have been dumping their lamia kids.

>Fishing by the river.
>Suddenly swarmed by hundreds of tiny lamias that come bursting out of the water's edge.
>You lose the light as they coil, or fight to coil, around any part of you they can.
>Your world becomes endless cuddles and hundreds of tiny voices asking the same question over and over.
>"Will you be my Daddy?"

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:43:54 2015 No.13573801
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>>13573771
>'Is this really necessary?'
>'Do you want your entire body going hard, or just certain parts?'
>Guess that's a fair point
>'Okay, I at least get the blindfold. But what's with the handcuffs?'
>You are currently shackled to the frame of Mileena's rather spacious bed, half-naked & at the mercy of whatever this kinky beast has planned
>'Can you just indulge me? Or maybe you don't want this to happen.'
>'Alright, alright. I'll play along.'
>'Good boy. Now then, I want you to breathe deeply and relax.'
>You take a deep breath & slowly exhale, letting a wave of relaxation wash over you
>'Good. Now, again.'
>Another deep breath & you sink deeper into yourself
>'One more.'
>A third breath, third wave of comfort crashes down on you
>'Now, I want you to forget about your eyes. Don't think about what you can't see. Open your senses to the world around you.'
>With your sight gone, your other senses begin to perk up a bit more
>You can hear some crickets chirping out the window, smell a faint bit of perfume from Mileena getting dressed up, feel the warm air of her house washing over you
>'From here on out, let your other senses paint the picture that your eyes cannot. Be aware of every single detail and sensation.'
>Her voice has been changing, you realize now, slowly become deeper and more sultry as she's gone
>You feel a weight gently pressing down on you. She seems to have draped herself over you
>You feel her hands on your chest & sides, gently stroking your skin
>Her mouth wanders across your body, gently kissing, nipping, blowing, licking her way up your body
>her hands continue to gently massage their way up your torso with her mouth not far behind

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:44:58 2015 No.13573806 >>13573774 Of course. >>13573789 Oh my, you're gettin' my hopes up anon... >>13573801 >Sensory deprivation lewds Marvelous.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:45:11 2015 No.13573807 >>13573795 Hopefully child services are nearby and haha that's a joke you're in either Louisiana or Florida, states that barely give a fuck about other humans, let alone monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:45:45 2015 No.13573811 >all these retarded fucks wasting images

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:46:29 2015 No.13573815 File: 752 KB, 1269x1800, 03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573716 I want to do the twist with an alligator/crocodile girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:46:45 2015 No.13573816 File: 991 KB, 1262x801, 14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:46:57 2015 No.13573817 >>13573795 I just imagined leech girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:47:02 2015 No.13573818 File: 10 KB, 220x212, f0f8f5889fb6ff45e802cf33201177c5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573811 >Be me >MFW people get mad about images

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:47:23 2015 No.13573821 >>13573811 We're at page 7 and still have half the image cap left. calm your tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:48:48 2015 No.13573827 File: 11 KB, 150x237, Shizuka Coming Soon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573806 Dragoon story when? I'm thinking of doing something with a Cupid sometime soon, though I think you don't care for her and would only want more Anubis.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:48:48 2015 No.13573828

>>13573801
>Your skin is absolutely electric, hyper-aware of every sensation she teases it with
>As she works her way up, you can feel more and more of her body on you
>Her skin is silky smooth and still warm from the day's activities
>You feel her breasts pressed into your body, the nipples becoming ever harder
>Her toned stomach rests on yours, the taut muscles rippling under her skin
>Her hands begin to slowly make their way up your arms, eventually intertwining with your own
>Her mouth begins to explore your nape, teasing you with gentle caresses
>She nibbles at the lobe of your ear, sending the sensitive nerves into a frenzy
>Finally her lips find yours & pull you into a deep kiss
>Her long tongue pokes into your mouth, aggressively exploring it
>It massages your gums, tickles your palette, & plays with your own tongue
>You feel like you're about to gag on her tongue when she pulls back
>You take in a deep breath, strands of saliva running from your lips to hers
>Slowly she pulls off of you, leaving your body cold, desperate for the feeling of hers again

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:50:07 2015 No.13573832 >>13573749 Where can we possibly go with the final route?

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:50:56 2015 No.13573837

>>13573828
>There's a tugging around your waist & clinking of metal
>She pulls away your pants & boxers, exposing your crotch to the open air
>You shudder from the sudden change as the air flows over the revealed flesh
>A hand grips your shaft. Your loins are practically burning from a touch, begging for more
>But she won't give you want you want. Her grip is dainty, almost teasing
>Stroke
>It is almost painfully slow, drawn out for an eternity
>Stroke
>You want more, need more
>Stroke
>You feel yourself growing harder & harder in her grip
>Stroke
>You feel her other hand caress your sac
>Stroke
>She gingerly massages them, urging you to build up more & more
>Stroke
>Mileena continues for what seems like ages, never giving you too much
>You're cock is throbbing in at this point, almost painfully hard
>You can feel it slick with precum, juiced from you by her cruel torture
>Your hips are almost in spasms, begging for something in this black void to thrust into
>Her hand pulls away, and you think she's given up for a second
>Suddenly, something warm & wet is on your shaft
>It caresses you from base to tip several times, sending lightning through your body
>It coils around you before you are engulfed in warmth
>The lewdest sucking noises you've ever heard reach your ears as she begins to move
>Her tongue plays along the shaft as her cheeks & throat close in, the moist vacuum wreaking havoc on your frayed nerves
>Your hips begin to buck, finally finding a way to sweet release
>And that release isn't far off
>You unload into the back of her throat, firing strand after strand into her waiting stomach
>The rush is so intense that you almost black out
>Your final burst eventually comes & you collapse in a heap
>Mileena isn't done though, as you hear & feel that moist prison begin to churn around your cock again
>The sensations are almost too much, but she refuses to let you go limp
>You eventually achieve full mast again, & finally her assault stops

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:50:57 2015 No.13573838 >>13573827 Still slowly chipping away at it. And while I always like more good Anubis stuff, I think Cupid's great, some proper stories with her would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:51:33 2015 No.13573841 >>13573816 What did this originate from?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:52:40 2015 No.13573844 >>13573841 http://exhentai.org/s/f6a4d7fbfb/819811-48

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:54:05 2015 No.13573851 >>13573838 >Proper stories Oh, a PROPER story? I was just going to do shenanigans or something. No Kindergarteners.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:56:14 2015 No.13573859
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>>13573837
>You're released to the air, a gentle breeze almost burning on the soaked, throbbing flesh
>You feel the bed shift & soft, powerful muscles begin to creep under your legs
>Again & again they wrap around, forming an inescapable cage
>She Drapes her body across yours once again, her modest chest pressed to yours
>You also feel a wet, burning warmth against your crotch
>Her hand gently glides over your body, coming to rest around your member
>Effortlessly she guides you to the source of the heat
>The folds of her entrance brush across you, toying with you
>And finally, slowly, she lowers herself down onto you
>Her arms wrapped around your chest, she moans into you
>Your bodies are pressed tightly against one another, joined at the crotch
>And now, she begins to satisfy her own desires
>Her hips slowly rise, pulling off of you by millimeters, before they quickly crash back into your own
>A slow gentle rise, followed by a harsh, deep plunge
>With each induced thrust, she grinds her hips into yours more & more, desperate to have you reach as deeply as possible

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 17:56:30 2015 No.13573861 >>13573851 That could be nice too.

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:58:32 2015 No.13573867

>>13573859
>You lie helpless as Mileena goes to work on you, picking up the pace
>Your cock is practically on fire now, pleasure coursing through your body as her pussy milks you
>Her lustful moans begin to reach your ears as she smashes your pelvises together
>The wet slapping of your crotches is almost too much to bear
>You're pulling at your restraints, begging for some way to interact with the erotic show playing out before your blind eyes
>'Do you want out?'
>All you can do is weakly nod
>'Alright, you naughty boy. I'll let you join in.'
>You her a clanking of metal as your hands fall free
>Your arms aren't even out of the cuff before you bolt upright, pulling the gorgon into you
>One hand is around her hips helping to thrust as hard & deep as possible
>The other has pulled her head to yours, embracing her with a passionate kiss
>The taste is salty from her previous work, but you don't care
>All you want, all you need, is to feel her on you
>You pump into her harder & harder, she's moaning almost continuously into your kiss now
>Your mind id begging you to pull away the blindfold, to reveal the lewd display before you, but you have to resist
>Finally the display reaches its crescendo and your hips clash together one last time
>Your mind almost goes blank from the rush as you plaster her womb with your seed
>The two of you collapse onto the bed, finally satisfied
>The coils around your leg loosen as Mileena rests in your arms, a content sigh escaping her
>What you wouldn't give to have been able to see this sight with her, though if not being able to look at each other leads to that, it might be worth the trade-off
>You pull a cover over the two of you & drift off to sleep, Mileena cuddled into your chest

Anonymous Sat May 30 17:58:35 2015 No.13573868
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>>13573716
So could you deal with having smarter than normal animals as relatives of your monstergirl-fu? How would you feel about your lamia cousin or sister-in-law pulling pranks like this Easter morning?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:00:28 2015 No.13573873 >>13573844 That's a scary fuckin lamia

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:01:28 2015 No.13573877

>>13573861
I plan on her arrows achieving undesired effects, like people falling in love with inanimate objects or foodstuffs.
I do not have any intention of having a shy young Cupid hide around corners at school and shoot people with sticks from her K'NEX bow.
Nope.
Not at all.
No sir.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:01:52 2015 No.13573880 >>13573873 how horrifying she is is only eclipsed by how hot she is.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:04:06 2015 No.13573894 File: 413 KB, 1280x846, n3xoxiV5is1sskdrho3_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573868 >go outside and see your lizardgirl neighbor's aunt doing something similar Why do these monster girls even celebrate Easter?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:04:08 2015 No.13573895 >>13573844 Thanks, I hope that gets translated. That Lamia went through some really tragic shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:05:35 2015 No.13573899 >>13573894 Something something eggs blah blah fallopian tubes etc etc daughteru eggs?

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:06:13 2015 No.13573902

>>13573867
...
>'Are you almost done out there?'
>'Yeah, I'm nearly done. You know I'm doing this for you, right?'
>Yeah, yeah. I just don't like being alone when it's this cold.'
>'You'll be fine. I promise I'll be back soon.'
>You hang up your phone & continue on your way
>Mileena's gotten really clingy with winter setting in
>She's always cuddling in as close as possible to you & insisting that you stay the night with her
>There have been mornings where she refuses to let you out of her coils
>Not that you mind all too much
>You finally managed to convince her to let you go out today
>Today is the one year anniversary of when you two first met up on that dating site
>You wanted to do something special for her
>You thought about taking her to that special restaurant you took her to a few months back, but travel is really uncomfortable for her right now
>Instead, you've settled on making her a nice dinner & dug up a few obscure movies that she's fond of
>Would it be greedy of you to buy something for the bedroom? Really, you're doing this for her, and getting something dirty like that kind of cheapens the whole night
>Then again, Mileena does like to go all-out when the two of you do get in the mood...
>Fuck it, why not?
>You know there's a shop somewhere around- there!
>The Viper's Pit: Adult Toys, Supplements, & Accessories
>A small bell chimes as you enter the shop. it reeks of latex, incense, and some stuff your pretty sure comes from a body

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:06:37 2015 No.13573905 File: 33 KB, 287x344, 1433023597973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573894 >Go inside and your Lizardgirl neighbor's uncle greets you

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:07:17 2015 No.13573909
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>>13573880
>"Anon, do you also hate me because of my big meat claws? I know they're cold and hard, but I can be gentle with them too! P-Please give me a chance at least... I love you."

How do you respond? Keep in mind she's not even a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:08:15 2015 No.13573914 >>13573894 >Bunch of meanies kill a nice boy who preaches love >Boy comes back and says he loves everyone forever >The greatest miracle of all to a monster Just don't mention he preached celibacy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:08:16 2015 No.13573915 >>13573909 Big Meaty Claws that can protect me and craddle me are my dream

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:08:17 2015 No.13573916 >>13573909 If I get on her, will I ever get off?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:09:06 2015 No.13573918 >>13573909 She deserves a chance, at least. As long she doesn't cut me up with those things, it's fine.

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:09:16 2015 No.13573919
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>>13573905
But lizard girls (and fedora tippers at least in the way that 4chan thinks of them) think that guys should be allowed to do what they want, so wouldn't the lizard girls husband be monstergirl universe Don Draper?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:09:36 2015 No.13573921 >>13573909 Abyssals are the best part of Waifucolle, and Habour Princess is the best of the best because of her big meaty everything, not in spite of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:10:32 2015 No.13573925 >>13573919 >and fedora tippers at least in the way that 4chan thinks of them I've seen you post this several times in this exact manner

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:10:42 2015 No.13573926 File: 413 KB, 1808x1080, Uncle Mcleach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573905 Fuck you man, I thought the picture would be this.

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:10:50 2015 No.13573927

>>13573868
I'd find the entire ordeal hilarious on a daily basis. Especially considering how it would be seen by outsiders. The gator one works especially well because all I can envision is Water Boy-esque household filled with crocodile shenanigans. Like eatin marshmallows and going on drunken tirades about how paladins are the devil that only family can understand because [Crocodile Noises].

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:11:24 2015 No.13573929 >>13573909 I take her hand and place it on my boner.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:12:01 2015 No.13573933 >>13573927 Oh I said croc noises and shenanigans for gators. Looks like I'm a racist.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:12:04 2015 No.13573934 >>13573909 >[ ] Leave >[X] NimuNimuNimu her cheeks and call her cute

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:13:07 2015 No.13573937 >>13573927 >Throwing peeps into the water for the chillun' My heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:13:14 2015 No.13573938 >>13573902 God damn I didn't even pay attention to Medusas and Gorgons before but this story is seriously cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:14:07 2015 No.13573942 >>13573925 I do. On other places around the web fedora tippers are characterized as misogynistic. Only on this site do they seem to be treated as white knights as aside from shitheads.

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:14:45 2015 No.13573946
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>>13573902
>'My, my. I can't remember seeing you around here before.'
>You turn towards the register and see an apophis leaning on it, looking you over
>She seems to be about your age, with several piercings on her ears & face. A two-sizes-too-small t-shirt for some punk band covers her chest
>'Uhh, yeah. I was just looking around for something.'
>'Perhaps I can help you find this special 'something'. Talk to me, honey.'
>You can't help but shake the feeling that she's sizing you up for something
>'Well, it's our anniversary tonight, so I was hoping for something a little bit more- intimate.'
>'So no toys or props? You're no fun.' She seems to deflate a little, but is undeterred. 'I take it you'll be looking for some of our supplements, then. Tell me, who's the lucky girl?'
>'She's a gorgon.'
>The cashier's eyes seem to light up a little at the thought. 'Ooh, how exotic. Give me a moment.'
>She ducks back behind the counter & returns with various vials
>'So this one is one that you can both share. It will keep you both going all night. Pretty simple, but definitely a popular choice.'
>The thought is enticing, but at the same time it feels like it'd make the night a little too trashy. 'Pass.'
>'Alright then, how about this? Gorgons love to play with their partners' senses to make up for the lack of eye contact. This will multiply the sensations you have tenfold.'
>You think back to the night you first slept with Mileena. If she did that again with this, you might break. 'No thanks.'
>'You're not leaving me with too many options... How about little boost for yourself? This one will give you the strength and vigor of a stallion. With the equipment to match, of course.'
>Now it feels like you're having one of those porn site ads narrated at you. 'No.'
>The apophis seems a little irritated with you. 'Darling, you're not giving me much to work with. Try and think back to the last time you to ere together. What stood out?'

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:15:05 2015 No.13573947 >tfw my waifu's great grandparents are going to look like this http://i.imgur.com/xEP4axS.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:15:41 2015 No.13573948 File: 39 KB, 1024x556, Husband of lizardgirl expecting her relatives.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573926 I would see this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:16:40 2015 No.13573953 >>13573948 I would take a job in MG Jurassic Park/World

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:17:35 2015 No.13573958

>>13573942
>Only on this site
I've seen it in youtube comments, and other shit. I've only seen Tumblr and Tumblr-related places push that shit.

Originally though it was associated with Redditor Atheist shit, and the autism on reddit. Since reddit is full of white knights, it expanded to that. Generally though fedora is used to be strawman and mock someone with a differing opinion.

If you really want to be technical though

>The hat [Fedora] was fashionable for women and the women's rights movement adopted it as a symbol.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:18:26 2015 No.13573962 >>13573953 >Some fat asshole shuts the power off >Everyone panics >Anon just waltzes outside and starts his mating call >"Oh no I'm all alone in the dark, I hope no one rapes me!"

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:19:21 2015 No.13573968

>>13573946
>You think back to the night you to first had sex together
>The dinner out, the play you saw, all the things she did to you
>And yet, there's only one thing that really stands out
>It was when she first put on those special glasses
>You got to be the first person to truly look into her eyes. The emotions that hit you two that night...
>'Anything?'
>'Well the first time we did it-'
>'Yes?'
>'She'd gotten a gift that let us look at each other without turning me to stone, and that feeling just... overwhelmed us.'
>A coy smile crosses the apophis' lips. 'Ahh, the sentimental type, I see. Let me see what I can do.'
>...She's been in that back room for almost an hour now
>While she's been gone, all manner of colored smokes & several repulsive smells had come from behind the curtain she'd gone through
>Finally, though, she returns & sets a flask of clear fluid on the counter
>'This wasn't easy to make, darling. This is probably one of the most obscure recipes I have.'
>You're pretty sure you know what this potion does, and you can hardly believe it's in front of you. 'I'll take it.'
>You reach for the flask, but she stays your hand. 'Before I give you this, I will ask you a question, and you must answer honestly: Do you love this girl?'
>'What?'
>'Would you be willing to spend the rest of eternity with her?'
>You have to seriously weigh your answer. You've only known Mileena for a year, and you met her through some crappy dating website
>But on the same hand, you've never really had the same feelings for another girl that you do for her.
>And did Mileena even have those same kind of feelings for you?
>Did she see you as someone she'd stay with, or would she move on if she met someone better?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:19:24 2015 No.13573969 File: 286 KB, 721x711, Tree.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573962 >"Ooga Booga!"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:19:43 2015 No.13573971 >>13573962 >Not taming the Raptors like Star Lord

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:20:19 2015 No.13573977

>>13573962
>"Oh dear, it appears I am trapped in the kitchen, a young helpless human boy with no means or bigger sister to protect myself! The only thing keeping me from harms way is the door! I sure hope no big strong scaly Monster Girl is capable of opening the door right her down hallway A-7 in the west wing of the Visitor's Center!"

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:21:45 2015 No.13573982
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>>13573968
>'Yes, I would.'
>The apophis releases your hand
>'Very well. This is a special potion for the two of you to share. It will bond the two of you together, protecting you from any ill effects of her magic.'
>'You mean, she'd never have to worry about petrifying me again?'
>'Correct.'
>You grab the flask without hesitation
>'However! There is a price to be paid. Should your heart ever stray from her, the magic will rebound. All the curses the potion protected you from will hit you at once. Can you live with that kind of omen over you?'
>All at once? A simple glance could turn you to stone. What would months, or even years, of that kind of exposure do? would you turn to dust on the spot?
>Suddenly, the flask in your hand feels very heavy
>'Yes.'
>She smiles at your words, a bit more genuine this time
>'Very good. That will be $2150, then.'
>That price tag slams you back to reality hard. 'What!?!'
>'Do you know how hard it is to find the ingredients for that kind of potion? Not to mention how tricky it is to make? $2150.'
>Well, there go your savings for that new car...

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:22:02 2015 No.13573984

>>13573948
>Be other neighbor in weird suburb
>guy down the road has a lamia wife and guy with kahaki clothes nextdoor has a lizardgirl (lizardman) wife
>Kahki guy knocks on the door on Good Friday
>You answer and he tells you that he needs help on Sunday when his inlaws come over
>offers some beer and says he'll give you a taser
>Warns that most of his inlaws are widowed or divorced
Would you help?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:23:57 2015 No.13573993 >>13573977 >"Oh gosh, I seem to have been leaning on the park's announcement intercom button while I was lamenting that I'm all alone in the room at the end of the A-7 hallways in the visitor center!"

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:25:43 2015 No.13574003
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>>13573982
>The night's gone pretty well so far
>You're no five star chef, but you managed put together a good meal of steak, boiled red potatoes, & steamed asparagus
>You also whipped up some eggs for Mileena that she loved
>The movies were some obscure, foreign indy films that Mileena had mentioned to you
>They were okay, but definitely not your thing
>Though getting to cuddle on the couch with Mileena, sneaking an occasional kiss, was a nice trade-off
>Now you're sitting on the bed alone while Mileena is showering
>You're turning the potion over in your hands
>Using this would be such a commitment on both your ends
>You admitted that you loved her, but could you guarantee that something won't happen
>'Ready for bed?'
>Mileena comes into the bedroom
>Her hair hangs loose around her shoulders, the snakes lethargic from the day
>She's wearing a lacy sleeping top, just see-through enough to tease you
>'Oh, what's that you have there?'
>She sidles up onto the bed next to you, leaning on your arm with feigned interest in the flask. She certainly seems raring to go
>'Thinking of trying out a little enhancement with me tonight?' She plants a small kiss on your cheek
>'Well, sort of... Do you remember the first time we had sex together?'
>'How could I forget? It was incredible.' She pulls you down onto the bed with her, peppering you with a few more kisses
>'Mileena, I'm trying to be at least a little serious here.'
>She pouts at you a bit. 'Killjoy.'
>'Do you remember what was so special about that night?'

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:25:56 2015 No.13574005 File: 840 KB, 1248x668, muldoon-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573993 >not fighting back while being hunted They're hunting you, but they want someone who can put up something.

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:26:20 2015 No.13574006

>>13573982
That's one hell of a condition. I'd be rather worried. I mean, what does "Heart straying" even entail? Would the backlash occur over a little fight, the sort couples have all the time?
What about looking at another girl in a nice outfit, even if you're doing so because you think it'd look good on your girl?

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:28:07 2015 No.13574013

>>13574003
>It takes her a moment to recall the details. 'I got that pair of glasses. The ones that let me see you without my visor for the night.'
>'And you said that I was the first person to ever see you like that. I got to see you without any masks, and you were the happiest, most beautiful woman I'd ever known that night.'
>She's starting to blush a bit from your words. 'So, what? you managed to find a potion to protect yourself for the night?'
>'Even better. I found one that can protect me forever.'
>Even with her visor on, you can tell that her eyes bulged at that. 'Really? Well, what are you waiting for? Drink it & I'll never have to worry about hurting you again!'
>'There's a catch with it, though. It's a potion that we share. It links our hearts together & protects me. If one of us should ever stray, it'll break the spell & I'll turn to stone on the spot.'
>You can see some of the excitement leave her. 'What do you mean by 'stray'? Like, if one of us cheated on the other?'
>'Or if you fall for someone else.'
>'Why would you think something like that?'
>'Because I want you to be happy!'
>Aaaand the shouting again...
>'It's been the best year of my life being with you, but I'm just some loser you met on the internet! If you drink this and we don't end up working out, you'd either be stuck with someone you don't care for, or get arrested when the magic rebounds on me.'
>Mileena just stares at you for a moment
>'I love you. I don't know when it changed from just liking you, but ever since that night when I saw your eyes, I've known that I loved you.'
>You reach out and gently stroke her cheek. 'I want to be with you, without anything between us, not even these-' You gesture to her visor. 'But I won't force you to do it if you aren't sure about it.'
>Well, you've said your piece. Now it's up to her
>'So that's how it is?... You're afraid that I might not love you?'
>Of course that's not how you meant it, but that's certainly how it came out, isn't it? Nice one

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:28:09 2015 No.13574014 >>13574005 Food is food, to a predator.

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:30:22 2015 No.13574025

>>13574005
I'm sure there's a lazy Strongfat Dino Monster Girl who wouldn't mind an easy rape and lifelong marriage.

>>13573993
>"Oh gee wilikers, I appear to have accidentally stripped myself of my clothing and had delicious desserts and whip cream places upon my naked body as I lay down seductively on this table here in the Kitchen down Hallway A-7, located in the Western Wing of the Visitor's Center! I sure hope no strong powerful girl takes advantage of my vulnerability and eats all this delicious food on my naked body before taking my virgin penis as hers!"

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:30:36 2015 No.13574026

>>13574013
>'IDIOT!'
>She cracks you in the head & you're seeing stars again
>You throw up your arms to shield yourself as she swings at you again & again
>'You're the only guy who never tried to use me! The only one who didn't get scared off by me! I opened up to you like nobody else! You think that you're the only one that thought that night was special? I finally got to have someone look at me without dying, and the only thing he has to say about it was that I was beautiful!'
>'And now that the guy I love finds a one-in-a-million way for us to be able to be happy together, he gets cold feet! Why would you think that I'd turn on you? How could you think that about me...'
>Her blows ease up to half-hearted taps before stopping altogether
>You lower your arms & see a stream of tears coming from behind her visor
>You pull her in close to you, determined to never let her go
>'I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.'
>You can feel your own eyes starting to tear up
>'I never thought that you'd turn on me. I was just scared that I was never good enough for you, and that one day you'd realize that.'
>You feel her arms wrap around you to return the embrace
>'Stupid. I decide what's good enough for me. And I say that you're more than good enough.'
>You don't know how long the two of you sat there, just holding each other
>Eventually, the two of you manage to pull away
>You reach for the flask, which was knocked onto the side of the bed
>Miraculously, it didn't open or crack during all that
>'You ready to do this?'
>She gives you a small nod
>You pop out the stopper & down your half of the potion
>It's spicy, yet vaguely sweet
>You pass the other half to Mileena, who quickly downs it
>As soon as she swallows it, you feel a weird force in your body
>It feels like your insides just jumped about 100 degrees & tripled your weight
>But as soon as it comes, it passes
>It seems that Mileena had the same experience. She looks a little winded from it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:32:28 2015 No.13574029 >>13574005 >Tyra-chan doesn't want to be fed >She wants to hunt

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:33:04 2015 No.13574031 >>13574025 >settling for saurapod dinogirl instead of a carnivore one jeez

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:33:06 2015 No.13574032
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>>13574026
>'Do you think it worked?'
>'There's only one way to know for sure.'
>Slowly you reach for her visor. Your heart's pounding like a jackhammer
>You carefully remove it from her face, but she has her eyes closed
>You hold her hand, trying to reassure her that you'll be alright
>Slowly, her beautiful golden eyes open and meet yours
>Your body doesn't seem to be locking up or turning to granite
>Holy shit, it actually worked
>No more tricks, no more hiding. Nothing has to come between you two anymore
>The silence is eating away at Mileena. 'Well? Say something.'
>'You're even more beautiful than the first time I saw you.'
>Mileena's eyes well up again, this time with joy
>She throws herself on you, holding you close & coiling around you as she kisses you
>'That was a really sappy thing to say, you know.'
>'I couldn't help it.'
>She gives you another kiss
>'Too bad for me, it worked.'
>The night's romp is less carnal than your past forays
>Mileena is content with being a more romantic, settling for sweet love-making
>She's adamant that you never look away from her & keep telling her how beautiful she is
>You're all too happy to oblige, gently riding the night away in her & her coils

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:34:00 2015 No.13574037 >>13574031 >Not going for broke and getting a raptor harem

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:34:50 2015 No.13574042 >>13572644 ew.

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:35:13 2015 No.13574044

>>13573969
I'm sorry but what the fuck is up with design? How the hell is she supposed to rape anybody or hunt for food looking like this?

First of all, her thighs are literally filled with fat. I've seen muscular legs and those legs are just giant bags of fat good for nothing.

Her tits too, too big and too little pay off. She'd be constantly swinging forward and back given the weight of those knockers.

Her muscular definition is too weak so she's definitely not strong enough to hold a man down.

but I could forgive all of that if it weren't for the fucking necklakces, bracelets, and goddamn shoes.

Shoes? Fucking really?

I guess she'd make an okay rape slave to keep around for when you're horny though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:35:27 2015 No.13574045 >>13574037 >Raptor harem >Catch Muldoon and thinks he's just being tsundere by wanting to destroy them I want to see this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:36:13 2015 No.13574048 File: 294 KB, 500x565, 60e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574005 >Not being one with the pack. >>13573971 This guy is on the right path.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:36:46 2015 No.13574050 >>13574045 >Implying they're not yandere as fuck >There used to be six until she came along >Killed all but two of the others

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:37:06 2015 No.13574053 >>13574044 That's a 2D catgirl you mong.

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:37:23 2015 No.13574055

>>13574025
>"This is your hourly reminder that, indeed, there is a young vulnerable innocent weak virgin Human Boy that can be yours for the taking and can be found with delicious dessert on his naked body in the Kitchen in Hallway A7, in the western part of the visitor's center! HURRY UP YOU FUCKING WHORES THIS WHIP CREAM IS COLD"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:37:55 2015 No.13574061 >>13574044 It's a thematic park. A zoo. She doesn't have to actually hunt, so she gets all pudgy for being a lazy cat.

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:38:23 2015 No.13574062
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>>13574032
>As the years rode on, the two of you settle into a comfortable life together
>It isn't a flawless relationship, and Mileena still had to use her visor in public, but it was a happy one
>The two of you decide to forego a traditional wedding. The bond that links the two of you is far stronger than any symbolic ring could portray
>Eventually, the two of you were blessed with a little hatchling gorgon, Cassandra
>Mileena insists on calling her 'Cassie' or 'Cass'. Apparently, it's video game joke
>She has the same golden eyes as he mother, but picked up your hair color
>The potion's effects seem to extend to her, as well, meaning you get to dote on her like a real overly-loving father without the risk of a lethal game of peek-a-boo
>And to think that this all came about from some cheesy online matchmaking website
>Well, it can't be completely shit, right
>You found an amazing girl, & Mileena found a guy that she'd never have to hide herself from
>END

And a pastebin if anyone cares: http://pastebin.com/q03Y0cP8
Hope you had fun with this

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:38:39 2015 No.13574064

>>13573962
>Wake up
>Go to your grandfather's amusement park
>They managed to clone dinos with human DNA to bridge the gap
>Power shenanigans fucks up the security at the park and they get loose
>The staff start disappearing
>Hear some growling and an ominous shadow
>Oh fuck
>Run for it
>Get pounced on
>That's not a raptor
>Some kind slender DFC raptor girl...
>A stuttering faggot explains that sometimes animals adapt and change genders so they can breed or some other flimsy bullshit
>while he is dragged away by another raptor
>get pinned down and nuzzled, her claws are digging into you
>You brace yourself for the coming rape or guro
>Suddenly loud stomping shook the building
>A tall buxom t-rex girl lets out a loud, terrifying roar
>Throws your raptor rapist out the window
>She promptly pins you down and snu-snus you
>Then she gingerly picks you up and carries you off to her nest
>They found you years later tending to roughhousing t-rex daughterus

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:39:15 2015 No.13574067 >>13574061 She's basically like one of those Red Pandas you see. By the way, where's a red panda girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:39:33 2015 No.13574068 >>13573977 >>13574025 >>13574055 I can't help but imagine Nedry saying all this and it hurts my mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:39:44 2015 No.13574069 >>13573946 >>13573968 >>13573982 >Punk Apophis with piercings, lewd as fuck, probably a bit chubby yet still wears small clothing to show her great assets, and who calls human boys darling I didn't know a had a fetish for this until right now

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:39:52 2015 No.13574072 >>13574055 >>13574025 >>13573993 >They are too smart and think your mating call is a trap.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:40:39 2015 No.13574075 >>13574062 That was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:40:44 2015 No.13574077 >>13574062 >all these mortal kombat names 11/10 would fap to again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:40:46 2015 No.13574078 >>13574068 >You're a fucking slob Nedry

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:40:57 2015 No.13574081 >>13574062 You should get banned more often that was great

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:41:32 2015 No.13574082 >>13574072 >TFW so desperate to be raped and act like rapebait that Monster Girls think there's some ulterior motive, like you're a wizard looking to fuck them over Suffering

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:41:43 2015 No.13574084 >>13574067 Being kemono on Google Image Search.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:41:50 2015 No.13574085 >>13574045 >that moment when you remember that they were tsun for him in the comics >The time they spent together led to attacks which were tantamount to just mere horseplay >the infamous final attack was simply akin to a dog greeting it's master.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:42:14 2015 No.13574088 >>13574062 Russian roulette peek-a-death though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:43:06 2015 No.13574095 >>13574084 >Being kemono >Furry shit Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:43:12 2015 No.13574096 File: 39 KB, 360x528, TRexChan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574064

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:43:26 2015 No.13574097 >>13574082 Stop being so obvious and go live with the herbivore dino-girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:43:30 2015 No.13574098 >>13574062 Fantastic little story man, I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:43:51 2015 No.13574100 >>13574072 They want a strong husband anon, you gotta be their Alpha. You know what you must do. You get out there and you fuck those Raptorgirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:43:57 2015 No.13574101 >>13573334 Has the latest chapter come out yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:44:33 2015 No.13574103 File: 862 KB, 975x750, queen_cassiopeia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574077 I was thinking of a different 'Cassie' when I came up with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:44:59 2015 No.13574105 >>13574082 >>13574097 >Rapebait Bishie finally snaps and tries to rape the T-Rex Girl

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:47:21 2015 No.13574111 File: 196 KB, 721x1024, 14723899_44506.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574101 Chapter 6 is the latest. It has Churio making chicken fried rice and in line with the manga subverting cliches she actually does a decent job making it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:49:41 2015 No.13574124 >>13574072 It is not though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:51:10 2015 No.13574130 >>13574124 Honestly, if they even know it's a trap they want a husband so bad that they would attack and flip the advantage around.

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:51:31 2015 No.13574132

>Cat jumps up on my desk
>Starts rubbing up against by face and arms
>I start thinking about how nice a fluffy monstergirl would feel if they rubbed their fluff on me

Damn cat, this isn't how you get me to feed you. This is how you get me want to writefag fluffy things.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:51:55 2015 No.13574134 >>13574103 oh, true

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:53:14 2015 No.13574138 >>13574132 >a cat is fine too

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:53:50 2015 No.13574140 >>13574132 Could be worse. I've been seeing bugs non-stop at work and all I can think of is spidergirls and ookumades (how ever the fuck their spelled). Also I see geese non stop every day there.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:54:17 2015 No.13574142 >Try to spend day procrastinating >MFW 5.6k short story involving underwater underwater friends level sex with a Mermaid >MFW questioning my life decisions

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:54:52 2015 No.13574146 >Rapebait Anon buys an Ice Cream to lure Monster Girls to bring them into his van so he can have them rape him

Anonymous Sat May 30 18:57:23 2015 No.13574152

>>13574138
Honest to gods, if my cat turned into a catgirl, she'd make the wurm stereotype look as smart as a thousand year old lich scientist.
There's nothin she won't eat, and I think she even has negative object permanence.

>>13574140
Oomukade.

>Also I see geese non stop every day there.
Shout insults at them and tell them pidgeons are better.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:57:24 2015 No.13574154 >>13572344 fookin A, nice

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:58:13 2015 No.13574156 >>13574062 Great stuff, I'm a sucker for happy stories. >>13574132 Careful anon, keep having thoughts like that and it might turn into a cait sith.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:58:37 2015 No.13574157 >>13574132 I want to leave my clothes on my bed as I get in my uniform for work and come back home to see my werecat sleeping on them!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 18:58:55 2015 No.13574158 File: 381 KB, 672x1100, 1433026735797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574132 Come oooooon Daddy-o! I'm hungry!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:00:08 2015 No.13574160 >>13574156 >>13574158 Thing is, I don't even think about catgirls when my cat does that. I think about kitsunes and canine monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:01:02 2015 No.13574164 File: 1.21 MB, 1000x1000, 50602209_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574156 >>13574158 Lalala you fuckers can't make me change my headcanon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:02:41 2015 No.13574167 >>13574164 It's MGE, head canon or just common sense over-rules all of it. By the way, why does every single monstergirl look the same in fanart? Even crabman varies them up.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:03:06 2015 No.13574169 >>13574132 >Starts rubbing up against by face and arms You mean marking you as its territory.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:03:42 2015 No.13574172 >>13574160 If it makes you feel any better I work with clothes and when coming into contact with fur stuff I have similar thoughts about fluffy tails and cat girl arms.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:07:26 2015 No.13574177 I want to put an ad asking for lonely Monster Girls who want a good cuddle and fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:08:07 2015 No.13574179 >>13574177 I hope your landlord doesn't mind relpacing the door after it's off the hinges.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:09:45 2015 No.13574182 >>13574179 That doesn't sound like a good start to a cuddle puddle.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:09:58 2015 No.13574183 >>13574177 Craigslist with monster girls is an utter nightmare, unless you're a contractor fixing up places to make them monster compatible.

Anonymous Sat May 30 19:10:15 2015 No.13574185

>>13574177
I'd just settle for the cuddling part. I want to run a volunteer service for lonely monster girls who just want a hug. An appointment lasts for one hour and they can cuddle in any position they like, after they can extend it for a cost.

Thinking about it though that's just asking to get kidnapped by a clingy type like a Shirohebi.

Anonymous Sat May 30 19:12:01 2015 No.13574192

>>13574185
>Thinking about it though that's just asking to get kidnapped by a clingy type like a Shirohebi.
That'd be the whole point of my cuddle and fuck service. Be really good, and if a girl loves me so much she wants to kidnap me and lock me in her shrine/basement/mansion/etc I'll know she's the one.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:12:09 2015 No.13574193 I want to run an orphanage and help abandoned MGs find good, loving homes.

Anonymous Sat May 30 19:13:09 2015 No.13574195

>>13574132
I have to put up with this every day.

>no catgirl to sit on your chest waiting for you to wake up
>no catgirl to push you, affectionately, off your chair while you're working/eating
>no catgirl crying for you while you're trying to use the toilet.
>no catgirl to insist you play with her because she see's you're sad

Then again, there are worse things.
>>13574158

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:14:43 2015 No.13574199 >>13574193 >good, loving homes With MG logic, that's single men, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:15:35 2015 No.13574200 >>13574158 I want to de-Kemonofy her, and rail her asshole in the wheelbarrow position.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:15:48 2015 No.13574201 >>13574199 Depends on who you ask. I'm against dicking daugherus so I'd say no.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:17:25 2015 No.13574205 >>13574201 But hypothetically if those orphans grew up to be 18 and couldn't find a home you would let them start dating? I'm against the sick shit here too

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:18:52 2015 No.13574209 >>13574205 >>13574201 pfft, didn't know the pleb squad showed up daughteru dickings a best

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:18:58 2015 No.13574210 >>13574205 Hypothetically, yes. I don't see any problems with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:19:07 2015 No.13574211 >>13574192 I want to be kidnapped by a light-yan and develop Stockholm syndrome. Then again it's hard to do that when I want it in the first place.

Anonymous Sat May 30 19:19:33 2015 No.13574215
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>>13574185
Don't they have services like that in japan with girls?
you just pay to cuddle in a soft room for a set amount of time and you can pay for extra services and stuff like ear cleaning

I would love working in a cuddle house for MGs

>you will never have a regular lamia customer
>she will never order the full package
>4 hours of full body cuddling while i whisper loving things into her ear followed by using my lap as a pillow while i clean her ears so she can smell my dick
>she will never become so obsessed that she buys all my time
>she will never do this for a full month
>she will never break into my house and rape me
>I will never quit the cuddle house and get married to her

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:20:05 2015 No.13574220 >>13574209 Thanks for reminding me that trying to be civil about not liking things other people liks is pointless.

Anonymous Sat May 30 19:24:49 2015 No.13574229
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>>13574215
Oh they do, there's similar services in the west but they're super niche and hard to find.

My ideal customer would be a Weresheep who cheats the time limit by sending me to sleep and lying about how long she cuddled for.

Anonymous Sat May 30 19:27:12 2015 No.13574236

>>13574215
This is exactly why none of those businesses would work in MGC though.

Monsters don't have the combination of restraint and desperation required to keep them running. All the men either wind up raped or husbandoed within a month. And there's not some limitless supply of new boys to churn through for new hires. Even if there was, that would only ensure the skill level would forever be amateur hour.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:30:04 2015 No.13574250 >>13574236 >Even if there was, that would only ensure the skill level would forever be amateur hour. On the plus side some mature types like Wights might find the amateurish talents appealing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:31:12 2015 No.13574254 >>13574236 My guess is that it would be a dating service conglomerate that owns various subsidiaries of monster-human services. The failure their small businesses only allow their larger company to survive.

Anonymous Sat May 30 19:37:33 2015 No.13574271

>>13574236
It would be killer as a pseudo-dating service.

>Maid cafe in Monstergirl city
>All the maids are actually there to look for husbands, but the gettup and job are part of the charm.
>Men come in and fill out a questionnaire pertaining to their tastes. Do they like tentacles? Are you okay with being dominated? Would you rather stroke a tail or scales? Do you like it when a girl reacts to your touch? Is ass your hometown or do you recall the nostalgia of tits?
>Afterwards sat down in their private room where they select the most appropriate maid for the job
>Spend the full thirty minutes with their 'master' making sure to hit all of his fetish zones that he already described previously
>At the end of the experience he leaves and fills out a rating form to see whether he approved of the experience or not
>The maid cafe then offers him a monthly package where they can come in and enjoy that same maid for a low price
>Repeat this same sort of speed date several times or until he decides to propose
>If he turns down the package but still approved then the monstergirl maid is notified so she can chase after him off the clock
>99% satisfaction rate from monstergirl maids
>slightly less satisfaction from the human male clients

I'd feel bad for the oomukades and mantises who sign up as maids but end up never being called for because nobody likes creepy crawlies though. They'll just spend their entire shifts awkwardly watching the door as clients come in, fill out the form, and then the lizardgirl beside them is called to attend.

Anonymous Sat May 30 19:39:29 2015 No.13574280

>>13574271
>Do they like tentacles?
Nautral

>Are you okay with being dominated?
Yep

>Would you rather stroke a tail or scales?

Both are okay
>Do you like it when a girl reacts to your touch?

Yes

>Is ass your hometown or do you recall the nostalgia of tits?

Both are needed

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:39:57 2015 No.13574282 This is a pretty accurate depiction of working in MGC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy84gfExAFQ

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:40:21 2015 No.13574283 >>13574271 Nearly EVERY kind of business in MGC is a pseudo-dating service. Hell we even talked about how Bake Sales would be such in MGC.

Anonymous Sat May 30 19:41:35 2015 No.13574288

>>13574271
>Do they like tentacles?
Sure, I like many things.

>Are you okay with being dominated?
That's how I want it.

>Would you rather stroke a tail or scales?
I can do either

>Do you like it when a girl reacts to your touch?
I hope she'd love hugs as much as I would.

>Is ass your hometown or do you recall the nostalgia of tits?
A loving chubby onee-san with both is clearly the winner here.

Then I turn down the package and still approve of the Monster Girl so she can hunt me down.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:41:55 2015 No.13574290 >>13574282 >Hot boss wants his dick >He just wants to stay faithful to his GF/Waifu It's bad how he was labeled a a sex offender for pissing in a sandbox while drunk as hell.

Anonymous Sat May 30 19:42:40 2015 No.13574293

>>13574280
>>13574271
>Do they like tentacles?
I want to marry a lamia

>Are you okay with being dominated?
I want to marry a lamia

>Would you rather stroke a tail or scales?
I want to marry a lamia

>Do you like it when a girl reacts to your touch?
I want to marry a lamia

>Is ass your hometown or do you recall the nostalgia of tits?
I want to marry a lamia
And then i wait

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:43:05 2015 No.13574294 >>13574271 >no love for the bugs I can understand devil bugs to a degree, but manti and oomukade? What sort of Nazi-esque nightmare is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:43:53 2015 No.13574298 >>13574271 Oomukade would be out raping. Everyone seems to have forgotten but she's a ferocious rape train. She's less like a stutter shy, and more like a girl who used to be like that and snapped.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:44:03 2015 No.13574300 >>13574293 Sorry, we're out of lamia maids currently. Would you be willing to settle for an oomukade? What about a wurm?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:45:16 2015 No.13574304 >>13574300 A wurm is fine too

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:45:53 2015 No.13574306 >>13574283 What job wouldn't act as some sort of pseudo-dating service in MGC? /mgt/, I challenge you, find me something that isn't one.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:47:04 2015 No.13574308 >>13574306 Customer Service over the phone. If I raise my voice high enough I can pass as an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:48:05 2015 No.13574311 File: 352 KB, 1080x1920, Super Wurm Chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574304 A Wurm is love.

Anonymous Sat May 30 19:48:57 2015 No.13574315

>>13574306

It's pretty much the case in MGE as well.

>However, it's another story if the compensation for the job is a “human man.” For those monsters who still don't have husbands yet, it's the compensation they're most interested in. If it's for the sake of obtaining a human man, they'll use every ability they possess, and work with extreme fervor.

>For example, the knights, etc. of the Demon Lord’s army are told that they can do as they please with captured male prisoners, and they pride themselves on high morale. If the soldiers of the Order attack, their first thought is that a bunch of good, rugged men are coming to become their husbands. They joyfully engage in battle using all their power to capture the soldiers. Also, there are brothels that help with finding a husband, inns aimed towards human men where it's possible to take home a monster employee, or conversely, where monster employees take home human male customers, and also restaurants, etc. They have a great reputation because monsters provide great service in order to charm men, and the prices are low, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:51:28 2015 No.13574321 >>13574308 >the sweet flirty voice from before suddenly sounds disappointed and a little bored

Anonymous Sat May 30 19:53:09 2015 No.13574325

>>13574306
Desk job at the DMV. Literally the only place on the planet where monstergirls will be driven (heh) to anger over lust.
You're gonna get some male version of Patty or Selma from the Simpsons, and even after they get hatefucked into the Earth's crust, they're going to deny that mega-holst her license on the grounds that she can't see over her own breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:55:40 2015 No.13574331 >>13574321 >One day Anon takes a call like normal >Puts on his higher pitched Alp voice >Pause >Voice recognizes that isn't a true Alp voice >Because the caller herself IS an Alp! >Anon begins sweating profusely >Line disconnects >panic.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:56:48 2015 No.13574332 >>13574325 Please don't bully mega-holsts.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:59:13 2015 No.13574339 File: 132 KB, 400x480, MegaSlow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a mega holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:59:56 2015 No.13574340 >>13574311 I thought I had told you to go finish your homework, Wurm-chan. No bad-guy-fighting until you finish your math.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 19:59:56 2015 No.13574341 >>13574325 Pretty sure this one can see over her tits. http://pastebin.com/7w8A2d7H

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:00:06 2015 No.13574344 >>13574311 >>13574304 >TFW the wurm they give you is a man's woman who works out, drinks beer, and loves a good cut of meat

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:00:24 2015 No.13574346 >>13574331 What is an Alp voice supposed to sound like? Wouldn't it just sound like any other succubus?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:00:56 2015 No.13574348 >>13574341 Quicksilver, is that you?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:01:32 2015 No.13574353 >>13574348 Probably not.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:01:47 2015 No.13574354 >>13574344 >halfway through the maid interview she makes you serve her water and asks you to share the cake she brought.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:02:32 2015 No.13574358 >>13574348 >>13574353 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:03:00 2015 No.13574361 >>13574344 Yes please!

Anonymous Sat May 30 20:04:03 2015 No.13574362

>>13574315
And let's not forget the ever popular Hot Springs Towns.

>Guys go to a hot spring resort for some R&R
>Hostess notices some are single
>Sends some of her employees to be their "Attendants" for their stay
>Guys leave with loving girlfriends
>Help Wanted sign goes up

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:05:31 2015 No.13574365 I want superpowers so that I can finally protect my monster girlfriend instead of always having to rely on her!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:06:16 2015 No.13574366 Would an MG even bother with buttons or would they just rip the damn thing off?

Anonymous Sat May 30 20:06:19 2015 No.13574367

>>13574341
What if she's a relatively flat mega-holst?
We've not even begin to see the limits of what we can achieve through selective holst breeding! Just imagine it... A single holst lactating enough to fill an Olympic swimming pool! Breasts so large and soft you can sleep on them like a waterbed, sinking into the softness so much it'll surround you in boob-matter! Teats so sensitive a single milking session will have them orgasming for a full five minutes straight!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:06:39 2015 No.13574368 >>13574341 918 lines, holy fuck dude. Glad you added to it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:07:17 2015 No.13574372 What about jobs that go without interaction like programming and factory work?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:07:26 2015 No.13574374 >>13574358 Oh yeah. While I like the stuff you've put out, I think linking back to it on random occasions is in poor form.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:08:16 2015 No.13574375 >>13574366 Depends on the MG i think ones that are more seductive i think would enjoy taking off buttons one at a time so she could watch you squirm but a spidercow or a hellhound would just rip that shit off

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:08:35 2015 No.13574377 >>13574367 Don't forget her soft butt.

Anonymous Sat May 30 20:08:43 2015 No.13574378

>>13574366
Depends on the monster and what they intend to do after the sex.

You might get attacked by a Troll protecting a bridge as her 'toll' but she'll let you go afterwards so she takes care of your stuff.

A werewolf? She'll tear it all up and you're joining her pack anyway. You don't need clothes in her opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:09:16 2015 No.13574380 >>13574374 to them*

Anonymous Sat May 30 20:10:19 2015 No.13574385

>>13574367
Anon, that sounds silly. I'm all for it.

>>13574368
Yeah, It's a long one.

>>13574374
I feel you. I wasn't planning on it unless someone brought it up. Someone said not many would see it since I did part 3 so late, but I'll refrain from it in the future.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:10:27 2015 No.13574388 >>13574271 CREEPY CRAWLY R E E P Y

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:11:30 2015 No.13574390 >>13574339 >MegaSlow Where is SlowBro?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:12:38 2015 No.13574393 File: 142 KB, 500x400, nutshell0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574339

Anonymous Sat May 30 20:12:46 2015 No.13574395

>>13573601
Not one bit.

>Go on a trip through monster friendly territories
>Not completely ignorant of monster customs but not an expert either
>Stop by a shop that has the most exquisite fabrics, rubbing them against your skin is like an orgasm you can touch
>Shop owner catches you admiring the fabrics and offers to make a something for you right this minute, free of charge
>As she moves closer to the light, you notice she's an arachne
>It takes all you effort not to freak out as she takes your measurements
>She tells you to wait for her until she's finished and steps back inside
>You contemplate running but that would be extremely rude, plus, free swag
>Half an hour later she steps out with the comfiest looking pajamas you've ever seen
>Try 'em on
>Yep. HEAVEN
>You buy a few of her wares for your family back home, thank her for the gift and leave
>Chilling in your room at the in you're staying at, rubbing yourself in the softest piece of fabric you've ever felt, you look like a dog rubbing himself on grass
>Hear a knock on the door, ask who it is and hear the familiar voice of the arachnee shopkeeper
>The fuck
>Ask why she's here, while looking through the peephole
>She gets a malicious looking smirk, and remarks how her husband's a pervert, wanting her to say it out loud
>Wait, WHAT, what do you mean husband?!
>She tells you that by accepting her gift, you became such, very few single men visit her shop, and know not to accept a gift of clothes from an arachnee, but a foreigner...
>She presses her body agains the door, sighing, how, she's waited for so long
>Tell her that you're flattered that she likes you so much she'd skip all the dating and courtship but you're not ready to be married, much less in a foreign country, to someone you don't know
>You offer to give the gift back
>Her long nails scrape the wood, and your nuts retract into your body

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:13:17 2015 No.13574399 >>13574390 No idea. But SlowKing married a Miltank and lived happily ever after.

Anonymous Sat May 30 20:13:21 2015 No.13574400

>>13574374
What's the harm in it? So long as its just once or twice to make sure people have a chance to see it, it seems utterly fine to show off the stuff you made for the benefit of the thread.

It's not like repeatedly posting the same images over and over, where we have a limit for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:13:43 2015 No.13574401 >>13574390 That is Slowbro, in his mega form. Get with the times.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:14:52 2015 No.13574404 >>13574393 Nice meme

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:15:14 2015 No.13574407 >>13574393 10/10

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:16:32 2015 No.13574414 >>13574401 NEVER Generation 3 is the best gen Others are heresy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:16:55 2015 No.13574415 >>13574366 Big-fingered Mgs would just have snap-on buttons.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:17:23 2015 No.13574418 >>13574395 You have my attention.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:18:33 2015 No.13574419 >>13573628 >Bad end Says who?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:19:29 2015 No.13574422 File: 158 KB, 800x1280, adlqnRR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Pokemon MG?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:20:19 2015 No.13574424 >>13574422 I would a Blaziken like there was no tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:22:23 2015 No.13574431 >>13574414 >>13574422 Well, if we're going to have this conversation anyway... Torchic was my first gen 3 starter. I think a Blaziken girl would be pretty neat. She'd have thighs that'd make a nun blush.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:23:10 2015 No.13574435 File: 85 KB, 738x800, Na3IYt2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574424 Yeah, my nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:23:23 2015 No.13574437 File: 334 KB, 552x1000, 765b876f161d8d6d88e9ce942098c507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574422 A gijinka is fine too. Yeah Yeah I know it's as human as it gets at times.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:24:09 2015 No.13574441 File: 180 KB, 1400x1700, 1383866601664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574422 Would you not?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:24:14 2015 No.13574442 >>13574422 Yes. I'd a MG Volcarona, Jellicent, Blaziken, Mienshao, Giratina.... a whole bunch of others

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:24:18 2015 No.13574443 File: 787 KB, 850x1202, 01c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574422 >Pokemon MG? No, this thing is too close to furry ground It will attract furfags like that guy >>13574435

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:24:22 2015 No.13574444 >>13574435 That, though, is a little too furry for me.

Anonymous Sat May 30 20:24:23 2015 No.13574445

>Your company had recently moved you to the marketing branch in a monster region.
>You were apparently going to live in a 'co-op city'.
>More commonly known as a 'MGC'. They were originally state of the art cities designed to facilitate both humans and extra humans.
>That was 10 years ago.
>After the new mayor was elected the city was turned corrupt from the inside out.
>Corruption, highest rape rates in the country, homicide etc
>As a result, the company had assigned you a guard.
>You were to meet her at your new residence.
>Thankfully your residence was a short walk from the station and was near the financial district.
>The full moon was shining and the air was damp. Perfect summer weather.
>It was the perfect weather for a light stroll. The moonlight served a great backdrop for the bright city.
>But why was there no one outside? The city would be filled with life as of right now. Almost no one was in the station and there was no bustling cars and the general noise of a city night.
>Maybe it was just a extra human thing.
>You didn't think too much of it and began walking your way home.
>The wind was gently blowing at your face, your business suit was rusting against your skin.
>What a great time for a song.
>The yellow lamplights illuminates the road as you walk on, viewing the city scenery.
>You're lost.
>You were halfway there then the phone died.
>Fuck.
>"Are you lost sir?"
>A extra human walks toward you. It's your first time seeing them in person. You stare in awe.
>"Is something wrong sir?"
>She begins tensing up and begins to shoot a cold stare.
>In your surprise, you manage out a stutter.
>"S-sorry. It's my first time seeing a extra human. Please forgive my rudeness."
>She relaxes a bit, her posture loosening.
>"A foreigner eh? A foreigner..... heh"
>She begins to walk towards you, her cold glint changing into a hungry stare. Her cheeks are flushed red, and her legs trembling.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:24:24 2015 No.13574446 >>13574435 That's furshit, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:24:48 2015 No.13574448 >>13574422 Hard mode: No Gardevoir

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:25:02 2015 No.13574449 >>13574422 I would a normal pokemon anon but only this one http://a.pomf.se/pjjagy.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:25:10 2015 No.13574450 File: 191 KB, 850x1176, -0.3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574441 Oh I would.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:26:31 2015 No.13574455 >>13574365 >Needing superpowers >Not getting through any scrap on will, grit, wit and a good weapon if necessary Pleb.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:26:33 2015 No.13574456 >>13574435 Anon please, those pictures go elsewhere. Like on my hard drive.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:27:00 2015 No.13574460 CHEEKI BREEKI

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:27:01 2015 No.13574461 >>13574448 Lilligant and Mawile are also supremely prevalent waifu mons and quite a few more. You're not making it very hard for pokemon fans.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:28:31 2015 No.13574463 >>13574435 So would I but anon THE FUCK YOU DOIN'?! You know that shit ain't kosher here.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:28:35 2015 No.13574464 >>13574450 Is that a fucking Whailord?

>>	Maritan Sat May 30 20:28:45 2015 No.13574465 File: 458 KB, 800x1000, hYUn9H6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13573529 Urge to corrupt, rising....!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:29:21 2015 No.13574467 >>13574461 -Leavanny -Lopunny -Froslass ...and suddenly, I'm reminded that I still need to finish Y.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:29:52 2015 No.13574468 >>13574414 Wrong. SoulSilver was best game. All others go home.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:29:54 2015 No.13574469 >>13574464 It's a Kyogre you pleb

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:30:35 2015 No.13574471 File: 22 KB, 325x250, I just call it as I see it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574465 Please. You couldn't corrupt your way out of a paperbag.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:30:46 2015 No.13574472 >>13574450 >loli moe Kyogre Just wut.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:30:53 2015 No.13574473 Does IVF work on MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:30:57 2015 No.13574474 File: 645 KB, 941x901, Tumblr_n2rbweVUaA1ro77oxo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574465 Corrupt THIS

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:31:22 2015 No.13574475 >>13574465 Do it. And do MGK Jabberwock and Lilim sandwiching Jimmy between their chests.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:31:44 2015 No.13574478 File: 91 KB, 1280x720, 1428275574426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574465 Just fuck her shit up.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:32:01 2015 No.13574479 >>13574474 I was willing to overlook that one furry pic as a mistake, but this is ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:32:11 2015 No.13574481 File: 36 KB, 500x344, downloadfile-7-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574468 My Gen 2 nigga Though Cynthia is best champion

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:32:49 2015 No.13574482 >>13574474 >hanging out with a fat girl to make herself seem sexier by relation. Clever girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:33:05 2015 No.13574483 >>13574341 Top fucking tier bro. We need more bondage in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:33:34 2015 No.13574488 >>13574474 >demonic Loch-Ness monster and a beached whale have a picnic.png

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:33:53 2015 No.13574489 >>13574431 >Torchic was my first gen 3 starter. Mine too, probably why I love Blaziken so much.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:34:42 2015 No.13574493 >>13574482 Would a Lilim really need to do that?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:34:45 2015 No.13574494 >>13574435 Delete that pls

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:35:53 2015 No.13574496 >>13574482 >>13574474 Aren't there fruits that cure that kind of...homeliness?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:36:40 2015 No.13574501 >>13574481 Cynthia is a cheater who relies on broken Pokemon and Earthquake to win her battles. A nice champion, and hot, yeah, but a cheater.

Anonymous Sat May 30 20:36:47 2015 No.13574502

>>13574468
>tfw you will never be folowed around by your cute, Typhlosion MG partner/waifu
>tfw you will never meet her as a loli-Cyndaquil in Elm's lab
>tfw you will never watch her grow and evolve as you blast through gyms and fuck Team Rocket's shit up
>tfw you will never spen hours having have intimate, loving cuddlesex back in your house after beating the Elite 4

Fuck this gay earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:36:56 2015 No.13574503 File: 149 KB, 740x740, Glaceon Schoolgirl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574422 Moemon are so cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:37:23 2015 No.13574504 >>13574496 >Implying she knows what a fruit is

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:37:27 2015 No.13574505 >>13574496 Yes, it's gradual. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Prisoner_Fruit

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:37:32 2015 No.13574506 >>13574501 I remember having to deal with that from Lance...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:38:39 2015 No.13574510 >>13574506 Even worse because his Dragonites' moveset and levels were impossible.

>>	Maritan Sat May 30 20:38:41 2015 No.13574511 File: 192 KB, 676x717, kNQzFrs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574471 Hah! That's funny coming from the creepy self help guru. Want to evaluate me based on what I had for breakfast this morning?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:38:49 2015 No.13574512 >>13574505 Beats that undead plant. I've seen cait siths, matangos, and ropers...and this stuff freaks me out for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:39:08 2015 No.13574513 http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/d4c5ae23cf4a794239d2c22aad54a593.png Has this been posted yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:39:09 2015 No.13574514 >>13574501 >broken Pokemon and Earthquake You mean the same thing that every single person does in online battles?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:39:42 2015 No.13574515 >we will be able to build our own living dolls in our lifetime

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:40:03 2015 No.13574517 >>13574513 It looks silly.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:40:41 2015 No.13574519 >>13574505 I want to get an Elf addicted to Prisoner Fruit!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:40:44 2015 No.13574520 >>13574513 It was mentioned, but not posted for obvious blue-board reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:40:44 2015 No.13574521 File: 1001 KB, 800x1200, 94cec505cadb34c1bf05e26e48259bfd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574515

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:40:53 2015 No.13574522 >>13574513 Silly But sexy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:44:12 2015 No.13574530 >>13574511 Oh that one's easy. Someone pissed in your coffee. Like they do every morning. But that's just an excuse really. The real reason you're so testy is because you lack a pair of testes to call husband.

>>	Maritan Sat May 30 20:44:59 2015 No.13574532 >>13574474 Xanthia's art? What's wrong with it? >>13574475 Now to make it sexy, or funny? Or maybe both?

Anonymous Sat May 30 20:46:04 2015 No.13574534

>>13574445
>Was she sick? You rush towards her taking out some advil.
>"Ma'am? Are you okay? You seem to be sick."
>Her face contorts into a large grin.
>"Sir, do you know why nights on the full moon are so calm and silent?"
>You reply with a negative.
>"Well you see, on the full moon are monsters are on their estrus. They get very very excited... and aggressive. In simpler words, They are in heat."
>"Here you were, teasing me subtly with your innocence and your body. Touching me and letting me bask in your scent..."
>Her hand grabs your arm and pins it to the ground. You notice a thick tail rising behind her dripping with some sort of... liquid?
>You struggle and writhe in her grasp. Yet her grip remains firm. Her sharp claws begin to rip into your clothes.
>Just then she collapses onto the ground. A dark figure rises behind her.
>Were those frilly laces?
>"Master. You shouldn't have been so careless as to walk undefended on a full moon."
>A maid walks through, her fist stained with blood.
>"I was assigned to you by your company. I am terribly sorry for this rude introduction. You can address me as maid or by my given name, Cynthia."
>The rapist stand up, a bruise stained on her face.
>"You fucking maid bitch. Stop interfering. The man is mine to take."
>The manticore charges forward, with a sharp knife in her hand. The moonlight shines off the knife, temporarily blinding you.
>Sounds of hitting flesh and screams of pain are heard in the blindness.
>When you regain your vision, the manticore is beaten to a pulp. The maid stands up, blood splattering her hands and dress.
>"Let us get going to your residence master. Tomorrow shall be a busy day."
>She calmly walks forward, dusting off her clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:46:24 2015 No.13574536 >>13574515 >>13526476 Science?

>>	Maritan Sat May 30 20:46:45 2015 No.13574537 File: 233 KB, 689x1020, 239847.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574530 I don't drink coffee.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:46:55 2015 No.13574538 >>13574469 Well excuse me fagot, some of us stopped following pokemon for a while now. Though not the pokegirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:47:18 2015 No.13574540 >>13574532 Former? Sexy. Latter? Both.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:48:24 2015 No.13574541 >>13574537 It's a figure of speech you simpleton. Or do you really only understand things that come at the end of an Oni's fist? FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, kiss kiss kiss

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:48:37 2015 No.13574543 >>13574514 You're saying that like I bother playing online instead of doing the world tournament in White2.

Anonymous Sat May 30 20:48:57 2015 No.13574545

>>13574532
Faces look a smidgeon wide. Shading feels off somehow. Like it doesn't suit the way the characters are drawn.

It's like how tumblr artists draw tumblr noses, but completely different to that example, if you get what I'm saying.

I'm not good at putting words to art, wherever to describe or criticise it.

>>	Maritan Sat May 30 20:50:11 2015 No.13574549 File: 136 KB, 491x601, 38457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574541 Oooooh, someone's angry~

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:51:23 2015 No.13574553 >>13574549 When will you make more smug mari images for for us to shitpost with?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:53:10 2015 No.13574557 >>13574541 >FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, kiss kiss kiss GODDAMMIT JOEL.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:53:56 2015 No.13574561 >>13574536 Cute. I want to hold hands with a doll in order to help her walk.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 20:54:41 2015 No.13574562 >>13574553 Probably about the same time she makes smug/seething Ilassa ones.

Maritan Sat May 30 20:54:42 2015 No.13574563
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>>13574545
Ah I can get that.
Normally the first thing I heard was just the style overall, but I don't mind it so much.
I can totally get the critiques though.
>>13574553
I should have time next week probably... I was planing on using that to make Monorus's character.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:01:05 2015 No.13574590 >>13574563 Nah. Monorus can wait. The priority here is drawing enough smug monstergirls that the threads collapse into a shitstorm of smugposting and vitriol. Smug chesires. Smugger pharaohs. Smuggier dragons. Smuggest delinquent kikimoras.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:01:58 2015 No.13574593 >>13574590 You forgot Lilim sisters making out

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:02:03 2015 No.13574594 >>13574536 That thread though. I never knew real dolls could be so cute and lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:02:58 2015 No.13574599 >>13574590 You fool! With such magnitude of smug we'd rupture the space-time continuum! Why do you think Wonderland is such a hazard? Because that's what happens when the smug goes over the maximum!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:03:27 2015 No.13574601 >>13574590 >Mono can wait Despite the fact that he probably hates us, I think he should still get what he ordered first as it is fair. We can wait for smug Lilim and the others.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:03:55 2015 No.13574603 >>13574593 I'd rather have a hellhound and a werewolf competing for dominance with their tongues.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:04:28 2015 No.13574606 >>13574599 I thought it's because there's no escape from the Queen of Heart's Magical Realm.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:05:16 2015 No.13574607 >>13574590 >>13574599 We must continue! Remember how /v/ broke space with their magnitudes of shit posting. We just need to keep going and soon monster girls will be real!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:05:21 2015 No.13574609 >>13574606 That's because she got smug enough to start daring people to enter her magical realm

Anonymous Sat May 30 21:05:32 2015 No.13574610

>>13574590
I'm still waiting for lewd kikimoras.

For all the love there is for these beauties, there's a surprising lack of lewd material for them. On the other hand, I suppose it fits that their art is just as wholesome; that kikis aren't lewd and merely drive others to lewdness around them.

Anonymous Sat May 30 21:06:07 2015 No.13574611
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>your monster waifu will never lay down your head on her lap
>she will never softly touch your hair
>she will never whisper loving things in your ear
>she will never give you lots of asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM1jhnxdFj8

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:06:22 2015 No.13574612 >>13574594 /jp/'s a great place isn't it? It's probably the best board on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:06:32 2015 No.13574613 >>13574607 You ignoramus! You'll doom us all! Heed my warning!

Anonymous Sat May 30 21:06:41 2015 No.13574614

>>13574590
>Smug chesires. Smugger pharaohs. Smuggier dragons. Smuggest delinquent kikimoras.
Do they all talk about how Human Boys belong in the kitchen and most degrading things about them? That's my fetish.

>>13574607
Aim higher. We must destroy the fabric of reality.

We must become Baneposting.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:07:28 2015 No.13574617 >>13574611 What do the moonrunes say?

Anonymous Sat May 30 21:09:14 2015 No.13574622

>>13574599
>smugonium particles reach critical density
>start to begin warping spacetime
>wurmholes begin to manifest
>wurms made out of pure smugness manifested as matter emerge from the wurmholes
>smug wurms overrun the universe

>cool, composed kuudere robot-girls are developed to combat them, and save humanity and monsterkind alike from the smug

Anonymous Sat May 30 21:10:10 2015 No.13574624

>>13574614
>We must become Baneposting
BAKA! You're more insane then a Cheshire going yandere for some Anon
We cannot damage the fabric of reality. We could very well rupture the flow of time and space. Fiction would become non-fiction! Lies would become truth! We could split the universe in half!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:11:39 2015 No.13574628 File: 1.25 MB, 640x360, [Immesurable_Rage].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574622 >smug wurms overrun the universe >Robots stop the glorious era of smug WHY

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:12:03 2015 No.13574631 >>13574624 In other words, we'd be crashing this dimensional plane...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:13:19 2015 No.13574635 >>13574611 Oh god my dick. Even better because I love kuudere, and Kaga. I love Kaga.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:13:31 2015 No.13574636 >>13574631 >Dimension crash Is that anything like a Time Crash? Will it bring a city from the future into the distant past, resulting in a war between Robots and Dinosaurs?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:14:24 2015 No.13574638 >>13574557 Fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:16:15 2015 No.13574643 >>13574541 GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:17:54 2015 No.13574648 >>13574638 Why? For using all-caps? Or for liking RoosterTeeth?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:18:35 2015 No.13574651 >>13574445 This going to be continued?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:18:38 2015 No.13574652 >>13574648 Both.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:19:01 2015 No.13574655 >>13574648 Why not both

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:19:30 2015 No.13574656 >>13574611 >You'll never fall asleep to her soft, gentle breathing, as she embraces you warmly, sound asleep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd-sxpK-_CY Where's my gun?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:29:00 2015 No.13574675 >>13574534 >yandere kiki based

Anonymous Sat May 30 21:33:45 2015 No.13574681
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Let's say you're homeless and jobless.
Would you join the homeless community in the town park, and trade cardboard for canned goods at the one armed Apophis' box house? Would you go to the Soup Kitchen ran by Oni and get free eats and booze?
Or would you just huddle behind a trashcan and beg for change while sounding like a 1980's zombie?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:35:09 2015 No.13574687 >>13574681 I'd just leave town and live as a drifter until I find a well paying job.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:35:21 2015 No.13574688 >>13574681 1. Find Shirohebi shrine 2.Hang around acting all cute and helpless 3. ??? 4. Profit

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:35:41 2015 No.13574690 >>13574681 I'd find some nice pimp willing to take me off the street if I work for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:35:45 2015 No.13574691 File: 125 KB, 482x958, trustmeimadoctor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat May 30 21:36:15 2015 No.13574693

>>13574395
>She tells you that you'll have all the time in the world to get to know one another, If you just OPEN. THE. DOOR.
>You ask her to leave, it's clear you did not have any such interest towards her, you assure her she'll find a man one day
>She hisses she's already found one
>There's a long silence, when you gather you nerve, you look through the peephole once more
>She's gone, but a sense if dread hangs in the air
>You hear the squeak of hinges coming from behind you and turn back just in time to see her making her way in through the window
>You begin undoing the numerous bolts and locks, you though were keeping you safe, a hindrance now
>You're flung backwards to the bed by her thread, on your back, just before she pounces on you, straddling you with her numerous legs
>Her long, spider legs
>You swing at her at her face and connect, but she responds by putting the whole of her lower half on you
>You get goosebumps. Bad ones
>She asks if that's any way to treat your wife, that same smile from before on her face
>It's on now
>You shove her, pull at her hair, claw at her chest, and she responds in kind, cutting your cheek in the struggle before she pins your arms down
>She pants above you, looking even more intimidating than before, a crazed grin on her face
>She inches closer to your own and licks the blood off, savoring it like wine
>Time to freak the fuck out
>You scream for help, and it's funny, she lets you. You shout and curse and beg for her to let you go, but she just stares, her face flush, as if you were professing your love
>She asks if you're satisfied, as no help is coming, everyone knows she's in the room with you
>She kisses you, and you black out from fear
>When you come to, you're alone, in the dark, you think
>You stand up and make your way to t be door, but there's something silky and sticky wrapped around the doorknob
>A whisper comes from behind you
>"Entertain me more, Husband"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:36:41 2015 No.13574694 >>13574445 >>13574534 I regret not noticing this earlier. Dat possessive Manticore tho

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:36:57 2015 No.13574696 >>13574687 Why not just live your life out on the train itself like those travelling bums? You'd have many a tale to tell and trade with others traversing the rails.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:37:37 2015 No.13574699 >>13574534 I need this to be continued. Skilled fighting maids are olev. Always reminds me of Sakuya though. But I love Sakuya. Kikimora Sakuya when?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:38:14 2015 No.13574702 >>13574696 Trains make me sick.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:38:42 2015 No.13574704 >>13574681 Probably just die.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:39:23 2015 No.13574706 >>13574699 >Sakuya Kiki I'd prefer Sakuya over any Kiki, honestly. Also the Kiki needs to do a little curtsy bow before kneeing someone in the face.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:41:06 2015 No.13574714 >>13574681 Become a house-husband. There are countless cock-hungry MGs out there just waiting to marry someone.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:41:08 2015 No.13574715 >>13574704 >Just giving up and dieing Have you no will or desire to do anything?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:41:54 2015 No.13574719 >>13574693 You're doing great.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:42:41 2015 No.13574721 >>13574714 What kind of girl would want a flithy homeless whore like yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:43:50 2015 No.13574725 >>13574714 >Marry Wurm >She wants to move in with you >Is extremely adamant about it >Sees your cardboard hut >Stares at it for a few seconds >Shouts "BOX FORT" and dives right in >Slaps a "No Boys Allowed" sign on the front >She just took your home

Anonymous Sat May 30 21:44:44 2015 No.13574731

>>13574691
>tfw you purposefully exposed yourself to the risks of getting prostate cancer to get a Kraken to stick her tentacle up your butt
>she just uses her finger instead
>when you try to not-so-subtly suggest to her to use hr tentacles instead, she just gives you a blank stare for the slightest moment before proceeding to put n the glove and tell you about what the steps will be if she suspects swelling
>When you turn around and lean against the bench to let her examine you, you give the grumpiest pout you've made all day
>"This is stupid," you mumble as she sticks her finger in
>You're not satisfied

That's what happens when you're a delinquent, anon. You gt prostate cancer, AND you don't get a tentacle up your butt. Ya damn fool.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:44:44 2015 No.13574732 >>13574693 [FEAR BONER INTENSIFIES]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:45:04 2015 No.13574733 >>13574715 Honestly, no. I get everything that needs to be done out of obligation nowadays, barely finding enjoyment in doing anything. Maybe it's time to just let go.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:45:17 2015 No.13574734 >>13574693 Shoulda just let her in. Could've had a nice night, watched a movie. But now the Yandere switch dun been flipped.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:46:37 2015 No.13574739 >>13574721 All sorts. I'm down for a nice Akaname.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:47:11 2015 No.13574742 >>13574693 Oh god kill it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:48:16 2015 No.13574749 >>13574721 Beelzebub, Akaname, Wurms who aren't picky about those details.... Just hope they have homes themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:49:08 2015 No.13574754 >>13574681 Wander. Possibly even move into the woods...

Anonymous Sat May 30 21:49:14 2015 No.13574755

>>13574693
I'm gonna stop here because I got a visit and it really fucked my flow, plus I wasn't planning on making this appealing and as I wrote it I realized I don't have it in me to do spider lewds, plus my tastes have changed, the whole helpless human bit has gotten stale to me, sorry. Normally, I'd end it proper, but I guess I've petered out. I do not mind, in this instance, if some kind, depraved souls wishes to take over.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:51:39 2015 No.13574762 >>13574755 Aww man. Eh, at least I've capped both parts you've written. Additionally, the "ending" leaves things up for interpretation, in a good way.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:55:07 2015 No.13574776 File: 213 KB, 380x592, Soapy tart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/fJEy5P1b Good evening fellow degenerates. My name is Hank Hill and I sell Murmaider and Murmaider accessories. Mermaids.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:55:56 2015 No.13574780 >>13574656 >you will never be taken back to a Yeti and Polar Bear igloo and warmed up while they hug you tightly, snoring softly with a smile on the Yeti's face

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 21:57:53 2015 No.13574787 >>13574776 >these accents >my sides shit nigga I can't fap to that, still 11/10 though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:07:24 2015 No.13574809 >>13574776 Why'd you even post that anonymously first?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:07:42 2015 No.13574810 File: 488 KB, 700x852, 161e71c881e83fb322b0c2eb3527e01b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574762 I really am sorry. Have this. http://imgur.com/KCqu285,FkP10u4,z1gtHuB

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:08:59 2015 No.13574814 >>13574810 Ah, that's cool I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:09:22 2015 No.13574816 File: 341 KB, 600x891, Paladin_by_H_Minus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Crusade plan I just filed with The Order lists me, my paladins, Dr. Chubby Alp here, but only one of you! First traitor to talk gets to stay in my Crusade!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:10:58 2015 No.13574825 >>13574816 >Chubby Alp Shit tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:12:11 2015 No.13574829 >>13574755 dawg.....

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:13:19 2015 No.13574835 >>13574816 >on a crusade >have an alp with you What.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:13:43 2015 No.13574837 >>13574816 I'm still wondering why you'd take a traitor in custody, before keeping him in your Crusade.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:14:19 2015 No.13574839 >>13574835 You empty your balls inside of her so others monsters don't rape you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:15:16 2015 No.13574844 >>13574837 At least you can talk, who are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:15:20 2015 No.13574845 >>13574835 Maybe he's a Hathor Paladin? It would explain the chub.

Anonymous Sat May 30 22:16:23 2015 No.13574849

>>13574835
>>13574845
>>13574816
She's a double agent. It's not unknown of the Order to sometimes try and use more unorthodox methods to fight monsters, like they tried to do with the Raging Mushrooms despite these being mushrooms laced with demonic energy. That idea simply iddn't work because it made men horny as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:17:08 2015 No.13574855 >>13574844 It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:17:15 2015 No.13574856 >>13574845 Makes sense, their clerics are pretty nice. Rare to see a non-lactating one though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:17:18 2015 No.13574857 >>13574839 Silly faggot, that's why you shouldn't leave home without your personal kiki maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:17:27 2015 No.13574858 >>13574845 >Hathor >Working with The Order Think for one minute anon, and you'll realize why that doesn't work.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:18:35 2015 No.13574862 >>13574858 It would work if she's a neutral deity, just like how Ares and Eros boost both Orderfags and mostershits.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:19:06 2015 No.13574865 >>13574858 Could be an Order of Hathorites. I'd join the fuck out of that instead of the Fa/tg/uy magnet that is the regular Order.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:21:55 2015 No.13574872 >>13574839 >not having an anti rape fairy for precisely this purpose

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:23:06 2015 No.13574876 >>13574858 Don't worry Anon. We totally aren't planning to enact a ritual that would bless this land with Hathor's Gift

Anonymous Sat May 30 22:26:30 2015 No.13574888

>>13574862
Hathor encourages her followers to marry Holstaurs and other such monstergirls. The Order would want her worshippers drawn and quartered.

>>13574876
Don't worry, I'm a Sunbro. We're allies with Hathor.
A Hathorite demon realm would be better than a Demon Lord demon realm for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:27:24 2015 No.13574890 >>13574872 Why would you need an anti rape fairy when you just can rape the rapist? If things get out of hand you can always disarm potential rapists by handholding.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:28:05 2015 No.13574893 >>13574888 >Better That's kind of subjective, not to mention we have no real idea what the Demon Lord's demon realm really is like.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:28:50 2015 No.13574896 >>13574888 Down with rape!Up with cuddling! Praise the sun my brother

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:29:14 2015 No.13574897 >>13574888 >The Order would want her worshippers drawn and quartered. Why are they so violent?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:29:23 2015 No.13574901 >>13574893 It's a realm of fun, happiness, and love. Everyone wants to go there, why don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:29:57 2015 No.13574903 >>13574897 Because they're evil humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:30:38 2015 No.13574904 >>13574897 Because they're evil

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:30:39 2015 No.13574905 >>13574855 Did anyone care who you were until you fucked the Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:30:53 2015 No.13574907 >>13574776 That was pleasantly sappy, good work Ovaries. Nazi femdom /ss/ when?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:31:00 2015 No.13574908 >>13574897 Disgruntled prudes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:31:36 2015 No.13574913 >>13574897 They're fanatics brainwashed by the Chief God.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:31:43 2015 No.13574914 >>13574905 Nobody would care even if I did.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:31:43 2015 No.13574915 >>13574890 >rape the rapist That just becomes consensual sex

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:33:13 2015 No.13574920 >>13574897 Because KC is shit and has to make most humans cartoon villains so he can justify the shit monsters do.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:33:26 2015 No.13574921 How many people in the Order would turn against the Chief God if they discovered what she has really been doing and the truth about the monsters? How many would stay loyal despite the lies and deaths?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:33:29 2015 No.13574922 >>13574896 Hathorite Holstaurs probably give the best cuddles. Just the right amount of chub. Cuddles would probably lead to vigorous impregnation too.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:34:14 2015 No.13574927 >>13574920 But humans are already cartoon villains.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:34:40 2015 No.13574929 >>13574914 If I pull her off your dick would she die?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:34:41 2015 No.13574930 >>13574913 Says the brainwashed traitor goon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:35:35 2015 No.13574933 >>13574927 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:36:18 2015 No.13574935 >>13574913 >brainwashed By what? Books? That's not as bad as the magic brainwashing/drugging the traitors get.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:36:31 2015 No.13574936 >>13574922 That it would, the forces of health and love are always going

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:36:36 2015 No.13574938 >>13574929 It would be extremely I don't know

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:36:37 2015 No.13574939 >>13574921 >How many people in the Order would turn against the Chief God if they discovered what she has really been doing and the truth about the monsters? A lot of them, thankfully. >How many would stay loyal despite the lies and deaths? A few.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:36:38 2015 No.13574940 >>13574933 You see? Evil!

Anonymous Sat May 30 22:36:49 2015 No.13574941

>>13574920
>KC is shit and has to make most humans cartoon villains so he can justify the shit monsters do.

>The Order is reviled by monsters and their sympathisers as a great evil, but its doctrines are largely benign: that people should live temperate, virtuous lives of kindness and charity - just not kindness and charity to monsters.
>With a message of love, kindness, and temperance, the Chief God's teachings describe how to live a virtuous life in harmony and contentment with one's neighbours - except the evil monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:36:57 2015 No.13574943 >>13574933 Not him but whoa, reel the grumpiness back a bit.

Anonymous Sat May 30 22:37:18 2015 No.13574945

>>13574921
>A faction of the Order splinters off to atone for all the people and monsters they killed.
>Yet another forms an isolated community, shielded from all monsters and other humans out of paranoia over humanity changing.
>The Order is splintered into the Original Order, the Knights Redeemer, and the Preservers.

We've got Sunbros, Hathorites, Set Worshippers and The Demon Lord's faction. Why not make a few new Human factions?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:37:23 2015 No.13574946 >>13574938 She's a Big Girl

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:37:40 2015 No.13574947 >>13574915 Not if you can tackle your rapist and rape her three time before she reaches the floor, it's not consensual if she doesn't realize it. Your kunoichi sis would be proud.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:38:07 2015 No.13574949 >>13574933 Calm down mang,

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:38:26 2015 No.13574950 >>13574920 Nah, your gaijin mind simply fails to see his brilliance.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:38:57 2015 No.13574952 >>13574921 >How many would stay loyal despite the lies and deaths? I'd guess still quite a lot. Continual indoctrination for years can do some stuff. Just look at real life's 'slam.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:39:28 2015 No.13574953 >>13574941 I'd join the Order is a heartbeat considering what most monsters resort to.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:39:45 2015 No.13574954 >>13574946 UUUU

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:40:37 2015 No.13574956 >>13574953 You're the real traitor here.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:41:22 2015 No.13574959 >>13574953 You're being brainwashed either way. One just does it through sex, and the other will send you to the setting's hell if you manage to break free.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:41:26 2015 No.13574960 >>13574941 Considering that monsters actually manage to do some pretty horrible shit on the semi-regular that actually is a pretty good option.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:41:36 2015 No.13574962 >>13574422 Pokegirls is a thing. It's too bad that there's so much furshit in it and it's a mess of references.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:41:56 2015 No.13574964 >>13574950 >>13574920 They're presented sympathetically though. Just flawed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:42:26 2015 No.13574967 >>13574956 >said the traitor, as he drinks another cup of his mistress' pee

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:42:50 2015 No.13574969 >>13574945 There are already supposedly many human city-states and kingdoms outside of the Order's rule, some monster-friendly, but most are under the control of the Chief God's theocracy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:44:30 2015 No.13574975 >>13574967 I can't tell if these are actually your fetish because you always make them more detailed or /d/ than they need to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:44:33 2015 No.13574976 >>13574967 How is he a traitor if he was never allied with the shitty Order in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:44:56 2015 No.13574978 >>13574959 I'd rather be a mindless soldier than a cumpump.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:45:09 2015 No.13574979 >>13574956 Well congratulations, you have a hot demon wife! What's the next step of your master plan?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:45:19 2015 No.13574980 >>13574969 Iron legion here. Fight with dwarves, delve into the deeps, and earn some coin. Finest iron and steel for those who fight! >No Anon, you see, the vaccine testing WAS food.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:45:46 2015 No.13574983 >>13574967 Shocking how someone wants to be grateful to the side that gave him a waifu, and not throw a fit and demand that his wife abandon her friends and family as he continues to slaughter monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:46:08 2015 No.13574985 >>13574975 >always Words are funny indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:46:18 2015 No.13574986 >>13574978 >Would rather be brainwashed into a mindless killing machine instead of getting a waifu and ending the fighting Anon, I'm worried about you.

Anonymous Sat May 30 22:46:29 2015 No.13574987

>>13574964
>Just flawed.
Just as the monsters are.
The problem is that if the Demon Lord wins but doesn't find a way for monster to give birth to incubus, everyone is bound to die out.
If the Chief God wins and the current Demon Lord is dethroned, then all monsters reverse to their current form and there will be husband genocide on a global scale.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:47:31 2015 No.13574988 >>13574976 You betray your kind, what other title could me more appropriate?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:47:37 2015 No.13574989 >>13574980 Demon Lord better find a way for incubi dwarves to be born before they all die out.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:47:42 2015 No.13574992 >>13574987 IIRC the Chief God is mainly the one preventing monsters from birthing humans. So she's really all that stands in the way.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:47:51 2015 No.13574993 >>13574985 Excellent evasion.

Anonymous Sat May 30 22:49:17 2015 No.13575001

>>13574953
I would want to simply be a mercenary and roam the world indulging myself in the pleasures of battle and adventure and eventually be kidnapped and raped by a MG then escape while she's asleep because i am insecure as fuck and the prospect of losing my days of adventure in exchange of a lovely family scares the shit out of me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:49:17 2015 No.13575002 >>13574993 Well, DEX is my highest stat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:49:22 2015 No.13575003 >>13574989 Yeah, the ones we fight with are bros. It'll be a shame for them to go missing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:49:58 2015 No.13575009 >>13574809 Because I still hold onto the illusion that you people have nothing but seething hatred for me? >>13574907 When I stop being a pussy or writing silly shit like this on a whim.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:50:24 2015 No.13575012 >>13574983 >Me finally get dick wet >Me fight for monster ladies now Sasuga traitor-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:50:28 2015 No.13575014 >>13574987 >then all monsters reverse to their current form Lilims, and Demon/Spirit Realms exist to prevent that. >>13574988 The Demon Lords side or Eros' faction are the lesser of the evils. >inb4 b-but dey're bwainwawshing!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:51:29 2015 No.13575017 >>13575014 >The Demon Lords side or Eros' faction are the lesser of the evils. Anon, I can't deal with keks of that magnitude.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:53:15 2015 No.13575023 >>13575012 I'd do it without getting my dick wet.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:53:29 2015 No.13575025 >>13575017 Thread interactions are enough to determine that the Order would have the highest propensity for throwing shit-fits.

Anonymous Sat May 30 22:53:49 2015 No.13575028

>>13574921
>One god wants to stunt the development of your race forever
>The new chick wants to extinctify you to make a new race

Probably wouldn't change much in the immediate fight. You still have to deal with the DL first before you can turn on the Chief God. The interesting thing is that Tradorus Prime still has his powers, as well as all the other fallen heroes. That means the people that finally end the DL will be able to fight the weakened CG as well, bringing about an age where no shitty faction ruins human or monster lives.

It's all conjecture anyway. We already know from KC that the DL wins in the end, and knowing him, he'd probably say the Oderites flee en mass or stick their heads in the sand and call it heresy or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:54:05 2015 No.13575029 >>13575012 What's wrong with giving everyone waifus and not immediately stabbing the nice monstergirls in the back because of "Muh humanity"?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:55:28 2015 No.13575034 >>13575029 What's wrong with fighting the evil monsters that threaten to end your race?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:55:43 2015 No.13575036 >>13575028 >>The new chick wants to extinctify you to make a new race It's not like anyone would die if she could help it. She's not looking to commit genocide.

Anonymous Sat May 30 22:56:06 2015 No.13575038

>>13574988
Last I checked no one makes allegiances to their own species. I wouldn't side with the Demon Lord, but if you value individuality and freedom then throwing around words like that don't make you much better. It just means

>follow my "freedom" follow my "individuality" or else

Anonymous Sat May 30 22:57:01 2015 No.13575044

>>13575028
>knowing him, he'd probably say the Oderites flee en mass or stick their heads in the sand and call it heresy or something.
No, knowing KC, they all "find their true love" via totally-not-brainwashing and live "happily" ever after as a cumpump for some horny monster that only care about the dick

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:57:11 2015 No.13575046 >>13575028 Well Incubi are still roughly humans but with a heightened libido and increased lifespan+stats. So it's not really extinction.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:57:30 2015 No.13575048 >>13575034 Loaded question. It's a matter of perspective. Incubi are just powered-up humans from mine so humans are never truly going to die out.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:57:52 2015 No.13575050 >>13575038 Or else the bad guys win. This isn't just about you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:58:11 2015 No.13575051 I want to masterbate on a Gamer Gazer's copy of Star Fox 64 and look her straight in the eye when I cum inside the cartridge.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:58:46 2015 No.13575055 >>13575050 The Order are the bad guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:58:54 2015 No.13575057 >>13575034 Incubi are just stronger sexier humans. Monstergirls are fairly close to human women anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:59:15 2015 No.13575058 >>13575048 >are just powered-up humans That's also a matter of perspective.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:59:21 2015 No.13575059 >>13575046 Just like straight monsters are still roughly monstergirls, right? Don't start that bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 22:59:32 2015 No.13575061 >>13575050 It's not everyone's fight. Wouldn't be mine at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:00:05 2015 No.13575066 Thank god monster girls are just a fetish.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:00:11 2015 No.13575068
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>>13575044
>brainwashing and live "happily" ever after as a cumpump for some horny monster that only care about the dick
Holy-generalization-Batman, I haven't seen shit like this since the /a/ days!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:00:16 2015 No.13575071 >>13575055 Whatever you say, Anikin.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:00:39 2015 No.13575077 >>13575059 What bullshit? Are you trying to start something else because your last shitpost attempt isn't working as well as you thought it would?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:00:41 2015 No.13575078 >>13575058 Which is why I said "from mine"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:00:54 2015 No.13575079 >>13575057 Incubi are no more humans than a regular Beholder is a Gazer.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:01:17 2015 No.13575081 >>13575068 >truth is bait now You always learn something new.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:01:42 2015 No.13575084

>>13575051
I want to have a cute little fairy who rides on my shoulder, hides in my shirt pockets, and loves me.
I'll cuddle her, carry her about, pat her head Cum in her until she looks like a water balloon, take her to some gardens where she can look at pretty new flowers, go in the woods with her so she can feel at home, Feed her disproportionate servings of food , make a little fort out of match boxes for her, give her a bed made from some faberic scrams and an old cell phone box, and Give her as many kids as she wants

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:01:54 2015 No.13575085 File: 8 KB, 217x250, 1410830136068s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You people are toddlers. >not betraying humanity AND the monsters in worst ways possible to be the main character of smug pictures in the Rapernet after thousands of years

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:02:45 2015 No.13575090

>>13575028
>I am Andrea Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the seed of his loins? "No," says the demon lord, "it belongs to mamono." "No," says the man in the chief god, "it belongs to your wife." "No," says the pharaoh, "in my face." I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture. A city where shotas would not fear the ara-aras; where the buttslut alp would not be bound by petty morality; where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat, precum and sweet, tasty cum of your dick, Rapture can become your city as well.
>no qt tanuki girl to build your submarine city with, free of interferance of any gods (save for Poseidon; she's cool)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:02:53 2015 No.13575091 >>13575077 >shitpost Right, because a sex-brained near-immortal who can't even touch a human woman without succibizing her is roughly human. They're no more human than a vampire is a human.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:03:29 2015 No.13575092 >>13575085 >No Gods or Monsters. >Only Pepe.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:03:47 2015 No.13575094

The closest thing we have to a Human -> Incubi case are Elves -> Succubi Elves (they look exactly like normal elves)

Would this mean those elves are no longer elves?

No matter how you answer it, it's something to keep in mind. If you want to be consistent with your views.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:04:29 2015 No.13575095 Have you bought Monster Hunter for your Werecat daughteru's birthday? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqCFEy78-V8

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:04:36 2015 No.13575097 >>13575091 I didn't know oozing spirit energy made women into monsters. Got any other straws to grasp?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:05:38 2015 No.13575100 >>13575094 >they look exactly like normal... >only the cover of the book matters

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:05:46 2015 No.13575101 >>13575085 pepe posters are a plague.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:06:10 2015 No.13575106 >>13574465 Please do; it would be all sorts of fantastic for her to unwillingly become a kejourou, wedge that braid between her legs, and play with her boymaker until her braid looks like she came out of a hot shower

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:06:35 2015 No.13575108 >>13575094 That is true. Monsterized elves are not regular elves. Same with dwarves and centaurs and every other race that got succubized. Incubi in the same way are monsterized human men.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:06:47 2015 No.13575110 >>13575091 >sex-brained On that subject, sex isn't even a 24/7 thing in the MGE, especially in Demon Realms.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:07:49 2015 No.13575113 >>13575051 >when I cum inside the cartridge >Inside the cartridge >Inside Yurusanai.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:07:55 2015 No.13575114 >>13575110 >Oh gee, just because it's only 12/7 instead of 24/7, it's totally not a difference Plz

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:07:56 2015 No.13575115 http://www.playlewd.com/blog/?p=341 if anyone is interested in trying out as a writer.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:08:58 2015 No.13575116 >>13575097 Yes, incubi can transform human women into monsters. Are you new?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:09:04 2015 No.13575117 >>13575115 You already showed this earlier.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:09:14 2015 No.13575118 >>13575100 Humans are so variable already though. It's still important to note physical changes, and if any are present.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:09:32 2015 No.13575121 >>13575051 I want to make it up to her by dressing up as her vidya husbando and tease her to get her hot and bothered before I have slow sex with her as she's playing her game.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:09:34 2015 No.13575123 >>13575097 >Incubi don't have mamono mana in them from their corruption in the first place Sure thing buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:09:52 2015 No.13575124 >>13575116 Can you cite where it is said that a walking spirit energy battery can turn human women into monsters without the use of DE?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:10:45 2015 No.13575125 >>13575116 Isn't also stated that they don't bother with human women?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:11:18 2015 No.13575127 >>13575115 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:11:42 2015 No.13575130 >>13575124 >spirit energy Nobody but you brought up spirit energy, dipshit.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:12:39 2015 No.13575135

>>13575125
>Also, an incubus' superhuman lust is only directed towards the monster he's coupled with no matter what, and they don't have an instinct to attack the opposite sex like monsters do. For that reason, incubi do not attack and forcibly rape human women, and such an incident has never been confirmed.

FUCK. There go my plans of planetary domination.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:12:39 2015 No.13575136 >>13575115 Champ, you already told us about this earlier In this very thread

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:12:49 2015 No.13575138 >>13575130 >Dodging the question Gee, you sure are persuasive in your argument.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:13:50 2015 No.13575140

>>13575124
Incubus have Demonic Energy in them for being monsterized men.
Spirit Energy has nothing to do with it.

> Although human women can't detect it, the demonic energy can have a drastic effect: if an incubus has sex with a human woman, his semen will monsterise her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:15:02 2015 No.13575147 >>13575138 Stupid questions get stupid answers.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:17:24 2015 No.13575152

>>13575100
It kind of does. All that's really different is a change in energy composition and changes in disposition like hormones affecting a kid starting puberty.

All the organs of a human being are still there. Humans aren't said to all act one way so what's left is if the body of the incubus is that of a homo sapien.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:17:57 2015 No.13575155

>>13575124
>An incubus is mainly a human man that kept receiving demonic energy, and containing it within his body,
>an incubus, which is male, and possesses both energy and demonic energy at the same time

>Since an incubus retains the demonic energy of the monster he's coupled with inside his body, a human woman who has sex with an incubus will end up transforming into that race. However, the lust of an incubus who's kept having sex with monsters will not be satisfied by having sex with anyone other than a monster.

From the Incubus entry in the world guide you double faggot.

Other interesting parts about affecting the mind.

>the values and thoughts of an incubus, a being that became a monster's prisoner so much so that it altered the nature of his mind and body, will change to become eager to have sex with monsters. One's lust will swell up like that of the monsters, and disgust towards monsters and sex, etc. will have long since disappeared, and one will change so that he aggressively desires sex with monsters.
>one's aesthetic sense will have changed so that he feels that the grotesque parts and organs of monsters are beautiful. Other than that, one's sense of time, and values concerning work and recreation will also change so that it becomes more convenient to live with monsters.

Also found the reference to the perpetual fucking machine that somebody said never existed the last time this sort of arguement took place.

>Astonishingly, with this cycle, not only does the total amount of magical energy not decrease, instead it continues to increase, so it's possible for a monster and an incubus to keep having sex almost forever, and as long as there's one incubus and one monster, it's possible for them to live by just having sex. As far as the divinities and the Order are concerned, this nearly perpetual cycle is something that is in violation of divine providence that will greatly throw off the laws of the universe, and is extremely viewed as a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:20:16 2015 No.13575162 WHAT IS LOVE?

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:20:34 2015 No.13575165

>>13575140
>They have DE in them from being monsterized men
And the air also has DE in it to an extent. Do they even have the amount in the to force monsterization of women? Also >>13575135

>Incubi have no interest in anything other than their wife
>If an Incubus has sex with a human women they monsterize her
How

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:20:36 2015 No.13575166

>>13575155
>the values and thoughts of an incubus, a being that became a monster's prisoner so much so that it altered the nature of his mind and body, will change to become eager to have sex with monsters. One's lust will swell up like that of the monsters, and disgust towards monsters and sex, etc. will have long since disappeared, and one will change so that he aggressively desires sex with monsters.

>>one's aesthetic sense will have changed so that he feels that the grotesque parts and organs of monsters are beautiful. Other than that, one's sense of time, and values concerning work and recreation will also change so that it becomes more convenient to live with monsters.

Can we agree that KC has shit fetishes for a setting that 'supposedly' isn't as edgy as the gaijins make it out to be?

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:21:50 2015 No.13575168

>>13575166
Well no, because you'd have to ignore other things to make it truly as edgy as you're imagining.

>Although the sex drive of a man who has become an incubus is greatly enhanced, causing sex with their monster partner or partners to be a greater part of their life, incubised men are still free to pursue previous hobbies and work from before incubisation. This often results in monster nations exporting produce to other nations, sometimes producing goods that can only be created by a monster and her husband, or are only available in Demon realm lands.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:21:52 2015 No.13575169 >More arguing about what's this and what's that I mean, I was thinking about just loving monster girls, but okay...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:22:30 2015 No.13575171 >>13575166 >not liking "utopian" settings that are actually dystopian hell if you think about it Fucking pleb. Those are the best kind of setting

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:22:34 2015 No.13575172 >>13575165 >>13575166 >How Probably KC's notion of not taking everything as literal as it appears it should be has somthing to do with it. Can someone remember where is it stated he says something like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:22:36 2015 No.13575173 >>13575166 but this universe is made for people that already want to have sex with monsters though none of that sounds bad at all

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:23:46 2015 No.13575177 >>13575171 >>13575173 It's not that I don't like it. It's just that I don't want to be brainwashed into wanting to live there.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:23:53 2015 No.13575178

>>13575168

Your waifu will even accommodate you as well. Even if she doesn't have to.

>A large cultural shift has begun amongst the monsters more recently, with monster wives taking a keener interest in more human activities, whether it be culinary or a craft. Many of these changes have occurred as monster women have sought to improve the lives of their husbands, helping to keep them happy. Many single monster women have also taken up crafts to further impress potential mates, instead of directly assaulting them.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:24:02 2015 No.13575179 >>13575171 No, I hate being sold a can of fun, only to discover that it's full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:24:15 2015 No.13575180 >>13575166 no i do not agree you're just a negative nancy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:24:47 2015 No.13575182 >>13575177 But they can't brainwash you into wanting to live there if you already want to live there

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:24:47 2015 No.13575183 >>13575162 We can't explain it, you just have to UNDERSTAND IT!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:25:04 2015 No.13575184 >>13575166 >Can we agree that KC has shit fetishes for a setting Yep, the worst.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:25:16 2015 No.13575186

>>13575166
KC just uses a bunch of shitty nip doublethink.

>You're mind is forcibly changed for convenience of your wife and match her in regard to how much she wants to have sex and goof off
>Oh but you're still free to pursue hobbies

Every fucking time. Like a politician.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:25:54 2015 No.13575189 >>13575182 how do I know that me wanting to live there isn't me already brainwashed to want to live there?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:25:56 2015 No.13575190 >>13575180 What's next on your to-do list, .less?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:26:43 2015 No.13575192 >>13575190 Right now he's getting a shower and lunch, then heading back to his Stream

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:26:56 2015 No.13575193 >>13575190 world domination

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:27:19 2015 No.13575195 >>13575155 You know, cherry picking bits and pieces doesn't make for a good argument.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:27:22 2015 No.13575196 >>13575189 You're thinking way too hard about this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:27:35 2015 No.13575197 >>13575190 >>13575192 >Saw what was on .Less' to-do list yesterday in the stream >Forgot what was on it in the morning Blasted memory

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:27:54 2015 No.13575198 File: 67 KB, 420x788, MOOOOOM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575190 catmom incest bukakke

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:28:01 2015 No.13575199 >>13575193 Too big, county domination first.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:28:29 2015 No.13575200 >>13575186 >mind is forcibly changed Well, that's the thing. What if it doesn't play out that way? What if it's just having an increased sex drive that matches your wife?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:28:29 2015 No.13575201 I wish there was a way to know you were living in the good ole days before they left you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:28:30 2015 No.13575202 >>13575195 You're free to form your own, superior argument. If you have one that is.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:28:44 2015 No.13575203 >>13575199 let's compromise how does the tri state area sound?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:28:48 2015 No.13575204 >>13575198 >catmom incest bukakke Hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:29:21 2015 No.13575207 Your daughteru has seen you and your waifu get raped and killed in front of her by anti-monster terrorists What is the status of her heart?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:29:36 2015 No.13575208 >>13575202 Blah blah context is important, therefore posting the entire thing is needed blah blah.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:29:59 2015 No.13575209 >>13575198 Well, what else am I gonna do when I have a cat mom? Not fuck her? That's preposterous.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:30:45 2015 No.13575211

>>13575195
His assertion was that incubi don't carry DE and can't turn women to monsters. Which was directly refuted with three separate references.

The other stuff was just interesting things in the same section of the guide that was relevant to the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:30:59 2015 No.13575213 >>13575207 She faps furiously

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:31:02 2015 No.13575214 >>13575207 She's too old for your propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:31:51 2015 No.13575218 >>13575198 I actually kind of want to see that. Cat-trap getting hammered in his boypussy by Faceless Anon while he fills his mother with HARAM seed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:31:57 2015 No.13575220 >>13575203 Still too big for me. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to lord over a small village.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:32:00 2015 No.13575221

>>13575207
Whoa, hold up.
How did I get raped by anti-monster terrorists?
How did SHE get raped by anti-monster terrorists. Wouldn't the whole point of being an anti-monster anything be ti NOT engage in sex with monster girls?

These are some really shitty terrorists if you ask me.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:32:32 2015 No.13575224

>>13575207
Runs off to join an intergalactic band of criminals who'll raise her as their own. As she grows and rises through the ranks, they bestow her the title of Commander, and now, my little Dragon Daughteru will journey the galaxy to put an end to Human Scum who terrorize innocent Monsters. Her first stop is to lead her Space Pirates to raid a small Earth Colony on K-2L and kill the humans there. Should be a peace of cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:33:03 2015 No.13575226 >>13575208 Not when the argument was >>13575211 and the quotes say it directly. That's all the context needed.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:33:03 2015 No.13575227 >>13575218 This is surprisingly erotic to me Must be withdrawal from not fapping

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:33:56 2015 No.13575231 >>13575218 Fuck off Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:34:19 2015 No.13575233 >>13575218 >>13575227 Faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:34:45 2015 No.13575237 >>13575227 Or conversely. Purging with fire.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:35:20 2015 No.13575240

>>13575226
>>13575211
The argument was never about Incubi not carrying DE.
Not only would they not care about human women, as stated numerous times, would they even have enough DE to monsterize women? They don't actually produce any, and just carry it around.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:35:43 2015 No.13575242 >>13575221 Sorry we had to out-source. Don't worry though. Before you know it we'll get back to ridding the world of monsters and their traitor allies.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:36:12 2015 No.13575245 >>13575218 Even hotter.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:36:41 2015 No.13575248 >>13575224 >And then a young girl who was later raised by Harpies fucks her up and kills her You had one job, father.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:37:05 2015 No.13575250 >>13575218 YES E S

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:37:39 2015 No.13575255

>>13575240
Jesus Christ, you can't read at all, can you?

>Since an incubus retains the demonic energy of the monster he's coupled with inside his body, a human woman who has sex with an incubus will end up transforming into that race.

KC's words himself. Now I'm quitting before this goes full on tusktarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:37:55 2015 No.13575256 >>13575242 You do that. In the meantime, we will be packing our things and leaving. Fucking terrorists in MY neighborhood, I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:39:33 2015 No.13575266 >>13575255 So a woman monsterizes from even the slightest exposure. How is that possible when Incubi have no interest in human women? Like 0% interest?

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:40:21 2015 No.13575272

>>13575245

Or how about this, with less bullshit yaoi.

>Cat-Mom goes into heat.
>Can't find a male because her beloved hubby is out and about on X and Y and other cliché bullshit people like to use
>Finds Cat-Trap's cum soaked panties, wears them like a Werecat Hentai Kamen. His sperm gives her superpowers(!?)
>Tracks Cat-Trap down, opens the door, pins him to the floor
>Fucks him harder than a dinosaur

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:40:39 2015 No.13575273 File: 112 KB, 1280x726, OEFlM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575218 this is a train of thought i can get on board choo choo

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:41:27 2015 No.13575278

>>13575248
Jokes on her, my Daughteru is called the Goddess of Death by her mates. From Cyborg enhancements, robot replica, parasitic zombie, clone, my daughteru can't die.

She'll also be very iconic and loved in the hearts of people everywhere, and sure to get into exclusive fighting tournaments!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:41:30 2015 No.13575280 >>13575266 >How is that possible when Incubi have no interest in human women? Like 0% interest? Who said that? A man can turn into incubus by cursed item or food and he will rape the first girl he sees. Whatever it's monster or human

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:41:33 2015 No.13575281 >All these faggots who want to fuck a monster boy >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:42:52 2015 No.13575285 File: 93 KB, 357x383, 1427764422359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/mgg/ accepts monsterboys now

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:42:53 2015 No.13575286 >>13575281 no u

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:43:07 2015 No.13575288 >>13575272 So, at what part does he get fucked in the ass so hard he alps into a cat girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:43:09 2015 No.13575289 >>13575266 Who knows? Probably some rogue asshole who likes ruining people's fun? We have those in surplus.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:43:22 2015 No.13575290 >>13575281 >what is alp It's been okay from long time ago One degenerate act leads to another until it's fills up everything

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:43:46 2015 No.13575293 >>13575218 I want this more than anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:44:31 2015 No.13575299 >>13575256 Please don't leave! If you join us now we'll even throw in a commemorative keychain!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:44:35 2015 No.13575300 Yeah, this trap talk is pretty gay. Only good traps are reverse traps.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:44:47 2015 No.13575303 >>13575272 >trap >not getting fucked in his boipussy FUCKING DROPPED Traps are good only for their boipussies

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:44:49 2015 No.13575304 >>13575290 Where do you see "alp" in >>13575218 ?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:45:10 2015 No.13575305 >>13575285 I don't know when it happened either. Damn, we should've shitposted harder when we had the chance to stop this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:45:16 2015 No.13575306 >>13575290 >implying alps are monsterboys We've been over this before, I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:45:49 2015 No.13575309 >>13575280 >Who said that? KC did. It says it in the Incubus profile. >>13575266 Probably more of KC's hyperbole writing. After all, raping human women as an incubus until they turn into monsters is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:46:03 2015 No.13575311 >>13575285 We don't. Either Fujoshit-kun is back or someone is trying to continue his legacy of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:46:04 2015 No.13575312 >>13575285 Wha. I just came in. Ctrl+F'ed it and they aren't mentioned before your post.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:46:11 2015 No.13575313 >>13575290 >having a pussy >monsterboy Alps are good for the tsun when they deny wanting a rigid cock in their newly formed pussies.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:46:32 2015 No.13575316 >>13575306 Alps usually can't fill anyone with their seed. Don't bullshit me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:46:45 2015 No.13575317 >>13575300 >You will never date a Reverse trap Pharaoh Damn.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:47:51 2015 No.13575320 >>13575311 Less is gearing up to draw more of it so he's just stirring people up here for shits and giggles.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:47:51 2015 No.13575321 It's not gay if the guy fucked in the ass is too cute to be a boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:47:51 2015 No.13575322 >>13575316 That's what I'm saying though. They're not monsterboys.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:47:57 2015 No.13575323 >>13575312 Check harder. Then report. Monsterboyfags need to leave and get their own thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:47:58 2015 No.13575324 >>13575317 >You will never date a RT Dhampir Accursed existence

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:48:18 2015 No.13575329 >>13575317 >You will never convince her to wear a dress for you and turn red with embarrassment as you slowly dominate her.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:48:32 2015 No.13575332

>>13575288

About the same time that Cat-Mom is clinging to him in missionary position with him hilted into her swelteringly hot Cat-MILF pussy and Faceless Anon finds him, pulling a "FUCK YOU, IF X FUCKS MY Y I'LL JUST MAKE THEM MY Z" and fucks Cat-Trap in the ass so hard and vigorously that his little trap cock vanishes into a fresh little cat cunt while Faceless Anon splatters green faced seed all over the former trap's guts or however the fuck anal ejaculations actually work.

Followed by Hen and the Egg sex with Cat-Mom and now Cat-Daughteru, sandwiching his cock between puffy MILF pussy and nubile and young Cat-Alp pussy.

Forgive me, i'm half-drunk and in dire need of sleep or going Hollow from TB.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:48:46 2015 No.13575333 >>13575322 I agree, but they're not talking about alps.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:49:12 2015 No.13575335

>>13575280
The guide did. And the only item that can turn him into an Incubus is a Succubus Nostrum, as said by the guide again.

>>13575309
But they don't have any care for human women at all.
All they care for is the monster that made into Incubi. There's also the one nostrum, but chances are those are really only available in monster communities and demon realms.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:49:35 2015 No.13575337 >>13575332 I'm sorry for being against this originally. I like it now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:49:53 2015 No.13575339 >>13575324 > You will never date a reverse trap elf. A damn shame

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:49:59 2015 No.13575340

>>13575309
>KC did. It says it in the Incubus profile.

KC said they can only be satisfied by monsters, which is why them monsterizing any girl they fuck is exactly what they want anyway. Probably a similar drive to succubi lezzing up human women for the purpose of monsterization.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:50:18 2015 No.13575341 >>13575332 ABSOLUTELY HALAL.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:50:44 2015 No.13575342 >>13575221 The men rape your wife, the women rape you. Your daughteru was hiding so they never found her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:51:33 2015 No.13575345 >>13575218 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:51:53 2015 No.13575347 >>13575332 Go suck Bobs dick, Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:52:18 2015 No.13575351 Transgenders=futa=fags=traps It's all the same shit

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:54:03 2015 No.13575357 File: 47 KB, 500x280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575317 A shame. She would be best RT.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:54:32 2015 No.13575358

>>13575340
>What they want
It doesn't say that anywhere.
They have no interest in human women, which means they will never actively want to fuck them. If they ever have sex with a human, it will most likely be either at the wife's request or if the women somehow manages to subdue the guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:54:37 2015 No.13575359 >>13575351 Monstergirls=furries=ponies=Bestiality It's all the same shit

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:55:35 2015 No.13575363

There was a straight week where I was able to wake up a few hours before the night threads started, and crash a few hours after it ended. I was able to avoid most the daythread bullshit I'm seeing now, thanks to my schedule being back on track. Shit sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:55:42 2015 No.13575365 >>13575358 Why would a human woman want to rape an incubus?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:56:14 2015 No.13575366 >>13575332 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:56:53 2015 No.13575368 >>13575365 She's a perverted nymphomaniac looking to be turned into a monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:57:30 2015 No.13575369 >>13575365 Crazy Wants to be a monster Thinks she can somehow enslave him with her pathetic human pussy Always liked him and wants his dick ect

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:57:52 2015 No.13575371 >>13575165 >how Magic aids, how the fuck you think >>13575155

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:58:47 2015 No.13575374 >>13575365 An onee-san discovers that her otouto has been turned into a monster but she can't bear to abandon him before trying one last time Using her boymaker, she sets out to try to purify him the only way she knows how.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:58:54 2015 No.13575376 >>13575358 Except you can also become an incubus via >Healing by monster powers >Dark matter bomb >Whatever the one item is >Just living in a demon realm for awhile >Just walking into the capital demon realm Etc etc.

Anonymous Sat May 30 23:59:23 2015 No.13575377

>>13575357

>Bobcut RT Pharaoh
>Calls you gay every time you take a sniff of "his" sandalwood body ointment and refer to how girly he seems
>Stays distant, hangs around with the Desert Girl crowds
>MFW that pesky Apophis in class pranks your friend in front of you one day by gripping both sides of "his" shirt and ripping the fabric open, revealing two bronze DD sized breasts, free of their sarashi
>MFW your eyes literally blink "JACK" and "POT"

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:59:23 2015 No.13575378 >>13575359 CIA = Bane = Dr. Pavel = Mosquitto Man It's all the same shit

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:59:25 2015 No.13575379 Is it gayer be fuck a boy in the ass or get fucked by a girl in the ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:59:26 2015 No.13575380 >>13575371 >Quoting the cherry picking post that omitted some things to support his stance

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 23:59:53 2015 No.13575381 >>13575363 Cool blog, subscribed to and upvoted.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:00:54 2015 No.13575385 >>13575351 And then there's this fagmaster.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:01:09 2015 No.13575388 >>13575380 >Incubi can't make girls into monsters >Here's a direct quote that proves you wrong >C-ch-cherry picking

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:01:28 2015 No.13575389 >>13575379 Getting pegged by a woman is far more emasculating than homosexual intercourse, because you're basically telling her that you're lower than pond scum on the sexual ladder.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:01:33 2015 No.13575390 >>13575379 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:01:34 2015 No.13575391 >>13575380 >cherry picking Sure, let's pretend, why not?

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:04:28 2015 No.13575399

>You will never be the single old adventurer who runs the orphanage in town, regaling the young lolis who live there with stories about your adventures
>You will never walk outside to see them renacting a few of your adventures, the only fights you see being about who gets to play the girl that almost got you that day.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:04:38 2015 No.13575400 >>13575332 Keep going, I can work with this boner.

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:04:47 2015 No.13575401

>>13575341
>>13575345

You guys should know that you're encouraging a forbidden kind of love. No Anon should have both the hen and the egg in his harem, it's absolutely haram and Eros will smite you with sterility.

But on the plus side you get to do fun sexual scenarios like Fucking cat daughteru in the ass while Cat milf goes to town on her pussy, a giant pink barbed vibrator wedged in her own pussy and turned to 11 since she's already a kinky little minx from the original comic's implications

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:05:16 2015 No.13575403

>>13575376
>Healing by monster
Through her DE, which means he'll only want her.
>Dark Matter Bombs
Everything around him will probably be a monster at that point, not to mention the likely chance that he'll want the Dark Matter itself.
>Succubus Nostrum
The item which most likely ONLY appears in Demon Realms? Realms that would monsterize women if they so much as glanced into it?
>Living in a DR for a while
A very good while.
>Walking to the Demon Realm Capital
From the sheer concentration that no other area can match.

Incubi don't care for human women, and every method to turn into one requires a monster or to be in a 100% monster filled zone for a good while.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:06:39 2015 No.13575404 >>13574339 >you will never have a slowpoke with shellders attached to his head, his body, and his tail >you will never have a Slowverlord

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:08:16 2015 No.13575407

>>13575359
Well, yeah, obviously.

Everybody knows that everyone here is a furry. That's why they get so autistic, cause they're desperately trying to pretend like they're not. But it shows when some furry or bestiality occasionally gets posted. And really, even just the inane, circle-jerking arguments that consume this thread for hours on end. Like Cupid earlier, or the billionth repeat of MAMONO MANA and such that started up a couple hours ago and is still going.

You really think anyone other than furries could be capable of such retardation?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:09:15 2015 No.13575409 File: 378 KB, 541x800, cbedb4fe700afd39c42c21e8893d25fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575399 That gave me flashbacks of the kids in Bowerstone South playing pretend about the heroes of the Guild.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:09:48 2015 No.13575410 File: 40 KB, 625x626, 1429568570393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575407

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:09:52 2015 No.13575411 >>13575407 Fuck off with your cupid brainwashers

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:10:13 2015 No.13575412

>>13575399
>You will never get tired of how happy they are to see you everytime you visit
>You will never always wave at them goodbye when you leave, and smile at all their happy faces and young voices telling you they'll see you tomorrow
>They will never all huddle at the door the next day, waiting expectively for you to return
>They will never do this every day, expecting you to come backs
>Days to weeks
>Weeks to months
>Until the eventual visit half a year later by the local mailman delivering a package
>containing your sword and helmet

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:10:50 2015 No.13575413 >>13575411 It's canon, don't fight it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:11:13 2015 No.13575414 >>13575407 >You really think anyone other than furries could be capable of such retardation? Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:11:45 2015 No.13575416 >>13575409 Let's see...cute little Au'ra, in a coerl fur halter and pareo, and some raptorskin wristbands? Can't name the spear though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:11:47 2015 No.13575417 File: 421 KB, 700x894, 1429979982684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >baby boys are still salty over Cupid for no reason

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:13:24 2015 No.13575422

>>13575409
>I want to be Lady Crimson! She's the cool beauty who almost got Anon!
>B-but Lady Crimson was a vampire, you're a Lamia! I think it should be me!
>You?! You're a slime! It should be me! I actually have legs to do that leg-locking thingy!
>Yeah but you have eight and I can just make legs, I'm not always a squishy blob you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:13:26 2015 No.13575423 >>13575417 Still not as bad as when Cait Sith came out.

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:13:39 2015 No.13575424

>>13575400

Okay. Since you asked so nicely.

Relationship develops into Cat-Alp and Cat-Mom having a sort of "fuck buddy" status with Faceless Anon, using a hotel room at times when they enter seasonal estrus to have their needs taken care of.

Cat-Mom's been pressuring her daughter on kids as most parents do, and she's decided to give Faceless Anon a very special present from the days when she used to be the local slut of the east end.

It's a goddamned faux fur cat tail with anal beads that increase in size the farther down it goes, so the beads are at their largest when fully inserted.

Results in Faceless Anon having amazing role-play sex pretending his cute little girlfriend is a baneneko cat girl while her receptive womb opens up to his seed and her mom just schlicks in the corner, watching them rut like mad beasts. Doesn't stop until not even several tissues can get the seed out of her pussy, sperm fusing with her eggs.

Cat-Mom milks him until the morning, because that is how MILFs do. Even when their bellies are swollen with his young, and their pussies reach optimum softness, they never truly admit to loving him except in whispers after he's already fallen asleep.

The first child is of course a blank slate of a face with the message [NO PICTURE AVAILABLE] and I really hate myself for this and the fact it's literally killing me to not get into bed right now and sleep this absolutely heretical bullshit away.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:13:40 2015 No.13575425 >>13575377 >tfw the apophis continues groping her breasts to hr chagrin >The grapesnake's coke bottle glasses fog up and her nose starts bleeding as she ruthlessly fondles the newly exposed girl's boobs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:14:30 2015 No.13575426 >>13575136 That wasn't me. It's probably the developer of the game.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:14:46 2015 No.13575428 >>13575417 >implying Have you realized your true feelings yet bro?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:15:23 2015 No.13575432 >>13575423 I want to hope we got it all out, but I know it'll be just as bad when he does a little puppy Cu Sith.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:15:24 2015 No.13575433 >>13575417 Are you really surprised? Some days I wish KC really went with the full intentional grimdark dystopia route. I'm okay with either "version" of the setting and we'd at least filter out crybabies that way

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:15:43 2015 No.13575434 >>13575412 >Anon's gone missing in the wilderness >Are you bad enough girls to go out and rescue him?

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:16:12 2015 No.13575435

>>13575403

KC never says that they escew human women, only that they can only be satisfied by monsters once they've had sex with a monster. Then he goes on to say that incubi aren't rapists. That's it. Nothing about them not caring for human women.

Here's an easy scenario.

>Hero goes to demon realm on raid
>Wins the good fight, kills the BEG, but soaked in DE
>Starts getting weird feelings (incubization is described as a slow and gradual process in all but the most extreme cases)
>Goes home
>Fucks his loving wife
>She turns into the thing he just decapitated

There. Easy peasy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:16:49 2015 No.13575436 >>13575117 I guess I'm late for that >>13575426

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:17:08 2015 No.13575438 >>13575424 bueno

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:17:22 2015 No.13575439 File: 199 KB, 704x906, 1430036838215.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575428 Yes, and I understand that diaper-shitters like you will moan whenever Cupids are mentioned, just like Amazonbitch-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:18:48 2015 No.13575443 So we hate cupid now?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:19:25 2015 No.13575444 >>13575443 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:19:39 2015 No.13575446 >>13575443 She was hated from the beginning

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:19:48 2015 No.13575447 >>13575439 Keep crying/hiding behind headcanon, I can always use more keks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:19:59 2015 No.13575448 >>13575443 Nah

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:20:18 2015 No.13575451 >>13575443 She's cool. I still love the Sion colors she has.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:20:32 2015 No.13575453 >>13575446 Sorry man, >>13575444 has trips and that makes him correct.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:20:49 2015 No.13575454 >>13575443 Well, I hate Eros more than her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:20:56 2015 No.13575455 >>13575443 Just ignore the autists looking for excuses to be alone and miserable.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:21:21 2015 No.13575456 >>13575446 You kidding? The last thread ended with comfy Cupid stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:21:31 2015 No.13575457 >>13575443 >Hating the Kuudere love freak No way in hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:21:31 2015 No.13575458 >>13575443 We hate KC 1984 "You don't know what you truly feel. But we know what's best for you. Trust Big Sister." stuff he pulls, like always. Nothing new in that department. Nothing particularly hated about Cupid herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:21:34 2015 No.13575459 >>13575443 Nope, just people being contrarians and nit picking reasons to hate things.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:22:10 2015 No.13575460 >>13575447 >Keep crying I don't have to, you do that everytime a certain monstergirl you hate is mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:22:36 2015 No.13575461 >>13575443 Her? No. Her arrows? Absolutely.

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:23:17 2015 No.13575462

>>13575455
that's what I really don't get about this whole fiasco.

What are you doing in a monstergirl thread if you want to be alone? Like seriously this thread is purely for autists who want to cuddle and fuck cute sluts. The monster bit is nearly an afterthought compared to that.

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:23:24 2015 No.13575463

>>13575435
>Only interested in sex with the monster who incubised him
That kind of means he would not care for a human woman even if she spread her legs and twat and told him to fuck her.
>That example
If he was exposed to enough DE to Incubize him that quickly then he was either fighting a Lilim, which would make this an extremely stretched example especially with the whole "killing" thing, or that he fought in the capital DR, which means there was no big bad for him to kill and ruins the example.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:23:44 2015 No.13575465 >>13575447 What exactly is he hiding behind? The gold arrows are pretty damn unambiguous. The only ones being disputed are the black arrows, and for good reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:23:45 2015 No.13575466 >>13575460 >cries about others crying Oh Irony-kun...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:24:07 2015 No.13575468 File: 77 KB, 500x375, 4550930261_b0ec9a062e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575433 >spoiler

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:24:11 2015 No.13575469 We hate everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:24:55 2015 No.13575472 >>13575465 >The only ones being disputed are the black arrows, and for good reason. Agreed 100%, that's really the whole point, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:25:20 2015 No.13575473 >>13575469 Except Chubby Alp Senpai, who could hate a cool beauty like her?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:25:35 2015 No.13575474 >>13575469 It's true

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:25:41 2015 No.13575475 >>13575462 Shitposting and sparking flamewars you see.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:26:05 2015 No.13575477 >>13575469 except shirohebis

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:26:15 2015 No.13575478 >>13575433 This, and to think that back when http://pastebin.com/WnJuSfkF was posted, we had an autist complaining about the rape content, and everyone laughed at him and called him a faggot for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:26:19 2015 No.13575479 >>13575438 Fuck you you're not allowed to enjoy anything I do. Ever. You ass. No bueno.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:26:46 2015 No.13575480 >>13575472 But it's still a >dispute<. Meaning your interpretation can be just as much headcanon as their's. Really I hate to say it, but we should just ask the translators or someone who can read moonrunes on how black arrows really work.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:26:48 2015 No.13575481 >>13575473 I want to snuggle into chubby alp senpai until she hugs back.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:27:25 2015 No.13575482 >>13575469 I like shitposting And trains

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:27:33 2015 No.13575483 >>13575462 >left alone I believe the common complaint was "not wanting to be brainwashed/influenced/manipulated". Not that you faggots care about the facts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:27:43 2015 No.13575484 >>13575479 Eat shit Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:28:07 2015 No.13575487 >>13575417 Wait, what was the argument over Cupid? When it was posted last thread people seemed decently happy with it. Admittedly I just scanned this one for pics.

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:28:33 2015 No.13575488
File: 89 KB, 1343x577, Use in case of dead thread.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

How about we play a little game and get our minds off of this little shitstorm okay? Let's all just have some fun.
I'm gonna make a new one of these soon I swear it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:28:34 2015 No.13575489 >>13575480 Doesn't the black arrow outright state what it does and who it's meant for? Anons just freaked out and misinterpreted it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:28:41 2015 No.13575490 >>13575483 I really don't. Keep crying edgelord.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:29:09 2015 No.13575492 >>13575484 This, this is the abuse I want.

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:29:18 2015 No.13575493

>>13575463
Read it again knigga. It says who he is coupled with, not the one that turned him. Otherwise those succubus potions to hurry along incubization mentioned in the very same profile would not work. And monsters release DE into the air naturally. When they die, it would be like smashing a full bottle instead of taking a sip every time you have sex.

Anyway, enjoy your goalpost shifting and ignoring direct quotes even more. I'll let somebody else pick this up from here.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:29:24 2015 No.13575494 >>13575481 I want to shove her onto the couch and cuddle the fuck out of her soft body

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:29:29 2015 No.13575495 >>13575480 >implying it isn't KCs usual "Nah man, it's what you truly want, honest." Sorry, but there is a certain precedent.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:29:38 2015 No.13575496 >>13575488 >Himedere Alraune I'm down with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:29:42 2015 No.13575497 >>13575473 I hate you and your autistic alp posting so much I could drown a bucketful of puppies. The really cute ones too, beagles, dachshunds and the like.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:30:01 2015 No.13575498 >>13575488 >August 6th It's always shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:30:09 2015 No.13575499 >>13575489 >Anons just freaked out and misinterpreted it. As they always do. >>13575492 Go fellate yourself with a cactus up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:30:09 2015 No.13575500 >>13575488 >Yandere Elf Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:30:16 2015 No.13575501 >>13575488 VENI VIDI VICI

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:30:26 2015 No.13575503 >>13575488 Spoopy Elf. Meh.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:30:31 2015 No.13575504 >>13575490 >edgelord Epic buzzwording brah.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:30:39 2015 No.13575505 >>13575488 >Onee-sama Wurm Alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:30:42 2015 No.13575506 >>13575488 >Ara ara alraune Yawn.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:30:43 2015 No.13575507 >>13575495 I didn't say to ask KC. Just read her Japanese profile.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:30:44 2015 No.13575508 >>13575497 >Hating chubby alp senpai lel look at this loser

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:30:48 2015 No.13575510 >>13575488 >kuudere kikimora Noice

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:30:49 2015 No.13575511 >>13575488 >Kuudere Jinko Eh, I'm not big into Jinkos.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:31:05 2015 No.13575513 >>13575487 Good. Ignore the shitstorms. >>13575489 >Anons just freaked out and misinterpreted it. This is true of pretty much everything.

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:31:08 2015 No.13575514

>>13575433
>World guide III
>The Sabbath witches detect a great magic disturbance high in the skies
>The transports carrying the 597th Valhallan Regiment exit the warp, and ready their dropships
>Inquisitor Amberley Vail of the Ordo Xenos eagerly prepares the plans for the liberation of the chaos-infested world
>Less enthusiastically, Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE EMPIRE studies where to find the safest place from where to watch the Chimeras in action

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:31:33 2015 No.13575516 >>13575479 but I do enjoy things you do. Like fem kroxigor or Veronica and her mom

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:31:40 2015 No.13575517

>>13575489
The black arrows are the "Anti-Loner" arrows that make haughty people who ignore girls feelings suddenly crave love. It works both ways too. Monstergirls who equate the word "Husband" with "Source of Food" suddenly are filled with a desire for love.
In both cases I think it implies that it also makes you notice the feelings of another.
It's the ultimate "Notice him/her Senpai" arrow.
The confession arrow is the "Notice me Senpai" arrow

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:31:43 2015 No.13575518

>>13575489
Nope, some people take offense with making guys want to get cute waifus in a universe where cute waifus are the norm.

I mean. I get that it's not a happy go lucky thing, but it's way more benign than half the shit that goes on in that world.

Seriously, a lilim corrupts and fucks with your mind just by being near you, black matter bombs turn you into incubi for fucking everything until the energy disperses, but people choose to get angry over true love? What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:31:49 2015 No.13575519 >>13575507 And I'm saying we don't need to, he has done this literally everytime.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:32:48 2015 No.13575521 >>13575500 >>13575511 >Twin Double Dubs Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:32:49 2015 No.13575522 >>13575511 However these dubs give me a kuudere Dhampir and I am all over that.

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:33:00 2015 No.13575523

>>13575489
Yeah, but interpretations still vary on certain scenarios and then people spin it in the worst possible way.

>On the other hand, the black "arrows of lead" cause the love of those who are shot to dry up. They will be overcome with a deep feeling of loss, and start to strongly desire love from another person. Even those who are dull and unaware of love, and those who are too haughty and prideful to love another, will notice the love directed towards them. The importance of love will hit them like a ton of bricks, and they won't be able to help but acknowledge it.

Particularly the line

>On the other hand, the black "arrows of lead" cause the love of those who are shot to dry up.

And whether this means they'll go out and get a waifu immediately, and so on.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:33:12 2015 No.13575525 >>13575518 >implying Don't lie, anons have gotten angry over the other stuff too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:33:22 2015 No.13575527 >>13575488 >Spooky Apsara Meh. You should change positions a bit. Otherwise we'll always get the same girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:33:35 2015 No.13575528 >>13575494 I want to make chubby alp senpai even chubbier for better cuddles, a softer girl for more advanced forms of snuggling. purely with her consent of course. She could turn me down but I'd be awfully disapointed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:33:36 2015 No.13575529 >>13575508 >loser Says the faggot who likes alps a.k.a. guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:33:40 2015 No.13575530 File: 39 KB, 231x337, 1431380250977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575488 >July 4th >Dojikko Werecat How can I make this have a patriotic flair? Chubby Werecat in an American flag bikini, daisy dukes, and cowboy hat

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:34:10 2015 No.13575534

>>13575493
>Makes him heavily desire the one who imprinted the DE onto him
>THE ONE WHO IMPRINTED THE DE UNTO HIM
I could just start pasting things from the wiki at this point.
>Succubus potions
Those do work. Monsters who use them already gave an initial printing of their DE unto him, so the potion would just full in the rest and Incubize him.
>Release it into the air naturally
In such small amounts.
>When they die
Where does it say they release THAT much upon death? Wouldn't killing a few at once make a Demon Realm?
>Goalpost shifting
Whatever, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:34:23 2015 No.13575535 >>13575521 >>13575522 Holy shit. I got dubs twice. This never happens to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:34:35 2015 No.13575536 >>13575527 Yeah, I'm gonna make a new one later. Any suggestions for what girls and character types should be on it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:34:36 2015 No.13575537 >>13575525 You're right, sorry anon. That was dishonest of me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:35:05 2015 No.13575538 >>13575508 >liking fat transgenders Literally the embodiment of tumbrl

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:35:21 2015 No.13575539 >>13575537 That's alright, we all make mistakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:35:35 2015 No.13575540 >>13575535 >Double Dubs again WHAT ARE YOU?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:35:49 2015 No.13575542 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:36:08 2015 No.13575544 >>13575536 cupid for the fourteenth kuudere for february yandere for june cause that's my month.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:37:05 2015 No.13575551 https://picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=less fuck this nigga up he's drawin cupids

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:37:31 2015 No.13575552 >>13575516 Implying Veronica and her mom will ever be properly rendered in anything but that shitty IRC channel we call home

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:37:46 2015 No.13575553 >>13575540 Very rarely lucky, but when I am it's fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:38:35 2015 No.13575558 >>13575540 YOUR PROM DATE YOU SACK OF SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:38:46 2015 No.13575559 >>13575552 you say that now

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:38:49 2015 No.13575560 >>13575551 Go away .less you smell like gym shorts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:38:56 2015 No.13575561 >>13575499 And they always will. >>13575517 It's more of a "Anti-MCdensity/Haughty/Loner" type arrow, but it still works in the way you describe it.

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:39:04 2015 No.13575563

>>13575528
>Needing Chubby Alp Senpai's consent to soften her
>Implying she wouldn't give you OK anyways on the fact you're her kohai
Come on, she may put up a tough front but it's not like she can ever say no to her kohai

You could ask her to do weird freaky shit and she'd do it "For her little kohai", even if she's unsure and stutters and needs to be pressured into it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:39:05 2015 No.13575564 >>13575551 >Cupids Doing what? Being cute? If so, good, who cares?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:39:12 2015 No.13575567 >>13575488 Chuuni Nightmare. Right. Better give me dubs Lady Luck, or prepare for some facefuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:40:37 2015 No.13575571 >>13575561 >hugbox >being anti-anything You had one job KC.

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:40:51 2015 No.13575574

>>13575458
This. Cupid a cute. It's not her fault KC keeps pulling pseudo brainwashing shit out of his ass. I'm gonna head canon them as the Eros Valkyries anyway. No one said she could only use magic arrows. I don't headcannon the whole "monsters don't kill people/monsters" shit anyway. She'd have at most two of each for special scenarios. Rest of the arrows would be normal.

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:41:02 2015 No.13575575

These threads are too angry. I'm going to create a rehabilitation center that uses MG based therapy to enhance people's lives and let them deal with deep-seated issues. Highlights include a Kraken masseuse, a dojo run by Hinezumi and Jinko sisters, and the Wurm room.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:41:43 2015 No.13575579 >>13575575 Fuck that, you can't make me go there and you can't make me happy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:42:10 2015 No.13575582 >>13575559 When have I ever fulfilled any promises. Literally.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:42:27 2015 No.13575583 >>13575563 I wouldn't want to do anything to her that would make her feel sad. Chubby Alp Senpai needs to be happy. Although I would love her being the chubbiest Senpai, letting me tease the base of her tail and rubbing the very tips of her ears.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:42:29 2015 No.13575584 >>13575492 I always enjoyed your writing.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:43:11 2015 No.13575587 >>13574762 >>13575575 >Wurm room It is time for me to kill, and time for me to die.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:43:38 2015 No.13575589 >>13575582 ... well there was those elf bullying guides...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:43:44 2015 No.13575590 >>13575575 What's the Wurm room?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:44:05 2015 No.13575593 >>13575587 HOW DO I OVERLOAD THE REACTOR

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:44:27 2015 No.13575594 >>13575579 Of course not, there would be no point. You can't help anyone that doesn't want help. We'll just stop interacting with you until you decide you want to change.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:44:38 2015 No.13575595 >>13575574 > It's not her fault KC keeps pulling pseudo brainwashing shit out of his ass Precisely. I just don't want to be manipulated. And yet I have to defend that desire everytime.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:44:46 2015 No.13575597 >>13575575 >Kraken masseuse Yeah, let's shove tentacles up angry's people asses. I bet they will calm down

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:44:55 2015 No.13575599 >>13575575 >Wurm room Aka the Rape Pit? Sign me up

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:45:33 2015 No.13575600 >>13575593 A room with thick cushioned walls where ten wurms will cuddle and play with you until you either accept love into your heart or die.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:45:41 2015 No.13575601 >>13575590 What do you think it is?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:45:46 2015 No.13575602 >>13575593 666

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:46:33 2015 No.13575604 >>13575593 WHAT IS THIS FUCKING CODE?! WAIT A MINUTE... THAT FUCKING CARD

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:46:50 2015 No.13575606 >>13575597 >Hesgoingallout.jpg It's a body massage, not an ass massage.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:47:18 2015 No.13575607 >>13575601 A-a room full of Wurms, sir?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:47:59 2015 No.13575611 >>13575604 >W >U >R >M

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:48:03 2015 No.13575612 >>13575602 >>13575604 I only wonder if those explosives will work

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:48:06 2015 No.13575613 >>13575607 YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS, SON! And do you think HAPPENS in this room full of Wurms?!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:48:34 2015 No.13575615 File: 3.74 MB, 708x3730, 1432923787646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575602

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:48:38 2015 No.13575616

>>13575597
It'll just feel like something up your ass, she's not ripping toenails or anything. It'll feel good if she can wake your prostate up too.

Now, just be sure to give her the codeword so she'll do that on you. I'm assuming you're interested cause she wouldn't do it otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:49:01 2015 No.13575618 >>13575613 Cuddles, sir?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:49:06 2015 No.13575620 File: 1.44 MB, 2000x2057, 1431706607663.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575597 >being this angry Do you hate full body tentacle massages?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:49:44 2015 No.13575622 >>13575618 THE ANSWER IS WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, SON!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:50:07 2015 No.13575623 >>13575615 That game's pretty fun.

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:50:10 2015 No.13575624

>>13575594
O-oh

I mean, you're not going to have a Monster Girl grab me and force me to be happy, and heal me with a loving Monster Girl until I actually am happy and reveal my insecurities and with therapy between me and her I overcome them and together we have a fulfilling relationship and I have my Big Sis Monster Girl given to me from the rehabilitation Center to thank as she marries me and I become a happy House Husband and we have 2 daughterus together and live happily ever after?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:50:31 2015 No.13575628 >>13575622 Right sir! Whatever the fuck I want, sir!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:50:33 2015 No.13575629 >>13575612 BWAHAHAHAHAHA Well.... they did

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:50:56 2015 No.13575631 >>13575624 Not until you want it, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:51:19 2015 No.13575632 >>13575628 Nah, just kidding it's rape.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:51:38 2015 No.13575633 >>13575623 You mean Hatred, right? Splatoon is piece of shit Squid porn is the only good thing about it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:51:38 2015 No.13575634 >>13575488 >Onee-sama Unicorn I never win at these. The last one was a genius witch.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:51:39 2015 No.13575635 >>13575631 Want if I want to be kidnapped and made into wanting help for myself?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:51:56 2015 No.13575637 >>13575628 NOW YOU GET IN THAT WURM ROOM, AND YOU MAKE SOME DREAMS COME TRUE, ANON!

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:52:07 2015 No.13575638

>>13575523
>Particularly the line
>>On the other hand, the black "arrows of lead" cause the love of those who are shot to dry up.
>And whether this means they'll go out and get a waifu immediately, and so on.

This is the biggest issue for me. Her normal arrow is fine, it's just the puppy love arrow. Makes you less inhibited. It's the one that drains you of love and what exactly that means that gets me. I mean, what is it to be drained of love? Your own love, or the love others hold for you? Does its effects wear off after time?

Like what if the only love you had was the familial kind of love for your disabled little brother or something, and you shunned all the other loves out there because you were afraid any distractions would mean you miss something crucial and the little cripple tyke dies or something. Does that black arrow drain the love you feel for him, too? Do you hop in some slut's lap and completely forget his existence because some angel drained the love you felt for him? There's not enough information.

Really, there are many things like this in the MGE canon that anons seem to have forgotten about. Small things that are really fucked up once you put yourself past the hugbox and think about them. There's only so much notice now because it's in the newest profile, whereas most things like this just bleed into the world guides and no one really notices that often.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:52:13 2015 No.13575639 >>13575632 ...oh. ;_;

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:52:14 2015 No.13575640

>>13575613
>Tfw you're expecting cuddles and hugs
>You're instead greeted by a Wurm who tosses out her cig and saunters over to you
>Placing her hand against the wall you're backing your backing up into
>"How ya doin' there, fuckboy?"
>"Ready to get whipped into shape?"
>Weight training with a Wurm is hell. They don't believe in limits like at least Onis do.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:52:56 2015 No.13575644 >>13575635 We can do that, once you sign the waiver.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:53:14 2015 No.13575646 >>13575637 SIR, YES SIR!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:53:54 2015 No.13575649 >>13575644 But if I sign consent, then it completely destroys my fantasy of being helped against my consent and my eventual learning of my self-destructive habits!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:54:57 2015 No.13575653 >>13575649 Blame the SJWs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:55:13 2015 No.13575654 >>13575638 Anon, it obviously won't make you hate people you previously loved, it won't make you forget your mother or ignore your brother. It just gives you >that feel when no gf

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:55:22 2015 No.13575656 >>13575649 Then I'm sorry, but you are gonna have to look elsewhere, anon. We really can't kidnap anyone without their signature on a waiver.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:55:36 2015 No.13575658 >>13575575 Fuck that. I like being angry, makes me feel alive, happiness is fine every once in a while but damn it gets boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:56:23 2015 No.13575661 >>13575575 >No one cares about the dojo >The sisters try not to cry as they comfort each other

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:57:03 2015 No.13575664

>>13575654
>hate
Never aid that, but a lack of love is worse than hate. At least when you hate you care about some one. If you don't love some one, they are nothing to you.

> it won't make you forget your mother or ignore your brother.
What are you basing this on? If there's no love, they are just another stranger to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:57:43 2015 No.13575666 >>13575653 Man, fuck consent >>13575656 Isn't there any clingy lonely Monster Girl you have there though that is willing to be bad cop and break the rules? Or how about if she signs consent for me against my will?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:58:13 2015 No.13575668 >>13575661 >No one going to the dojo What madness is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:58:22 2015 No.13575669 >>13575597 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VId7EOTTOSw

Anonymous Sun May 31 00:58:52 2015 No.13575671
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>>13575640
I like this kind of Wurm better. Some people even forget their first solution for things tends to be rape. Like Ushi Onis.

They're draconic Ushi Onis who like cuddles, but still will rape the shit out of you and try to conceive kids as quickly as possible.

They would also possibly have a sense of pride and can be bullies to people who aren't their mates.

Thugdere Wurm, Wannabe-Dragon Wurm, Destroy-Everything Wurm, Breeding Obsessed Wurm, Incompetent Boss Wurm

I'd love to see these because I'm sick of moe wurm

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 00:59:27 2015 No.13575674 >>13575666 Look sir, I suggest taking a walk down a dark alley at night in MGC if that's what you really want. We can't help you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:00:28 2015 No.13575677 File: 23 KB, 600x600, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MY NAME IS NOHTEEM PORTAN

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:00:48 2015 No.13575679 >>13575674 Fine I'll sign the fucking consent form but your rehab place is shit and I won't like doing it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:01:01 2015 No.13575681 >>13575661 >>13575668 I want to go train at the Dojo to help work through my anger issues.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:01:02 2015 No.13575682 >>13575671 No one is stopping you from making content with that Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:01:09 2015 No.13575683 >>13575671 Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:01:24 2015 No.13575684 >>13575671 Starfire Wurm<<<<Threadcanon Wurm<<<<<<0>>>>>>>Revy Wurm>>>Guts Wurm

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:01:34 2015 No.13575685

>>13575638
See, I think that this interpretation is wrong. It just doesn't make any sense within the context of the MGE.

I think that what it means is that the arrow deprives you of all sensation of being loved. That assurance that there are people who care for you, and thus leaves you craving that sort of attention, and keenly aware of whenever someone directs such affection towards you in that state.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:01:58 2015 No.13575686 >>13575677 And this is Jackass

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:02:16 2015 No.13575688 >>13575682 I already did. If I did more I'd probably end up like drawfags and writefags who only do manticores

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:02:39 2015 No.13575690 File: 309 KB, 1320x1116, Yandere British CC Jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this will never happen to you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:03:00 2015 No.13575691 >>13575681 Would be a good way actually, same as lifting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:03:02 2015 No.13575692 File: 365 KB, 470x439, 1425449360815.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575677 WHATS THE CODE TO OVERLOAD THE DARK MATTER REACTORS _ _ _

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:03:50 2015 No.13575696 >>13575688 Please. You'd be no worse off than me, and I always did writefaggotry of my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:03:50 2015 No.13575697 >>13575688 I don't know what to tell you then. There's only one person you can force to make content you want, and that's yourself. Your call whether you make more or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:04:05 2015 No.13575698 >>13575690 Thank god.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:04:08 2015 No.13575699 >>13575692 N T R

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:04:09 2015 No.13575700 >>13575692 Mam, this is a pizza shop, what are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:04:53 2015 No.13575702 >>13575692 69!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:06:56 2015 No.13575707 >>13575690 Good, fuck that nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:07:18 2015 No.13575708 >>13575690 I still love my result from that Correctional Dating service

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:07:49 2015 No.13575709

>>13575685
>Drained of love
Far to broad a term to be able to narrow it downto your scenario of "all sensation of being loved" And even still, that's pretty fucked up. So if you don't want to spend the rest of your life balling your eyes out, you must latch onto your waifu for a constant stream of love? Does it mean you can no longer appreciate love and hold it within you? Does it continue to drain love after the fact? If your waifu leaves for some reason, and you go back to being deprived of all sensation of being loved as if it were some kind of neutral state, does it even matter if it's your waifu any more? wouldn't you cling to the nearest single MG despite that, just do you don't have to put up with the anguish?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:07:59 2015 No.13575710 >>13575488 >Shy Kikimora I still say I win.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:08:15 2015 No.13575711 >>13575690 I always did love hide and seek. Made even better with such thrilling stakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:08:18 2015 No.13575712 >>13575698 >>13575707 No one was forcing you to read that scenario, so why did you feel the need to express your distaste?

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:09:30 2015 No.13575717

>>13575709
Personally, I interpret the arrow as draining you, and having no other effects, leaving you to latch onto a waifu who then "Refills you". The sensation of having been left drained of love in the first place leaving you with a more lasting appreciation for what you have.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:09:49 2015 No.13575718 >>13575712 No one was forcing you to read our posts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:10:46 2015 No.13575720 >>13575677 No your name is Nathan Explosion and you're the lead singer for Death Clock. I can't be the only one who sees this.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:11:35 2015 No.13575721

>>13575697
Tempting but if I do more stuff it'd be for other monstergirls. Sadly, I'm all too aware of having to make the content myself. This is admittedly because I'm a huge autist who wants to see at least one piece of detailed smut or story that portrays the monster's profile accurately. So when I can't find a story of (just examples, I'm sure they exist now and I know one of these does for sure) of a Yeti rescuing and courting a man through cuddles or a Wurm raping the shit out of someone then I get very asspained that it doesn't exist. So I want to write for people with similar tastes/autism.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:12:17 2015 No.13575726 >>13575712 Nobody was forcing you to be such a faggot either.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:12:54 2015 No.13575727 >>13575707 >>13575698 Ya'll nigas, gonna get alp'd acting like that.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:13:24 2015 No.13575729

>>13575717
So you don't think it's a constant effect. Yeah, that works I guess. But what if you already had your eyes on some one, but for whatever reason rejected that love you felt. Like, maybe through insecurity or something. You abandon that person and shack up with the first font of love and when you come to your senses you're with a girl who you know nothing about, have never seen before, and likely don't get along with as well as you could.

I think I like the black arrow being the love stealing NTR arrow, so long as it's only used to punish the people Eros doesn't like, as a lesser form of her curse. The idea of trying to use something like that for good is just too messy, brings up too many questions. Using it to fuck over some one is perfectly reasonable though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:14:30 2015 No.13575733 >>13575726 Is your masculinity at risk?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:14:45 2015 No.13575734 >>13575690 Good, fuck this crap.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:15:23 2015 No.13575739 >>13575727 Bet you'd enjoy that, boy lover.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:15:33 2015 No.13575741 >>13575726 The same can be said for you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:16:03 2015 No.13575743 File: 163 KB, 483x680, 13935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you go adventuring with a pair of mercenary Onis?

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:16:39 2015 No.13575745

>>13575729
I think the entire point of the Black Arrows are to make people act on their feelings. It's meant to take people who may be harboring feelings for someone, but unwilling to act on them for whatever reason, and then force them into action through desperation.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:17:29 2015 No.13575749 >>13575743 Nah, I don't really feel like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:17:47 2015 No.13575751 File: 56 KB, 896x504, 1a052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575729 >NTR arrow NTR stories/pics where?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:18:12 2015 No.13575753 >>13575743 meh

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:18:43 2015 No.13575756 >>13575743 Yes. What are their classes?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:18:48 2015 No.13575757 >>13575745 That's pretty much it. Use it on the haughty or the shy and replace their pride or timidity with desperation to make them forget about holding back for the sake of finding love. If that makes sense.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:18:53 2015 No.13575758

>>13575745
Isn't that kind of sad though?
>"You wouldn't even be with me if you weren't so desperate"
How do you answer this? Maybe there was a reason you were taking your time, and you find out some one else forced your hand into something that might actually be a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:19:05 2015 No.13575760 >>13575751 Up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:20:33 2015 No.13575765 >>13575760 Rude

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:20:34 2015 No.13575766 >>13575751 Do you wait 24/7 for an opportunity to post that picture along with Ahobakas shit? You're more pathetic than the cucks in those NTR mangas you like.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:20:56 2015 No.13575767 >>13575757 At the end of the day, you're still being manipulated, so I'm not sure why you guys argue semantics.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:22:00 2015 No.13575769 >>13575575 I wanna go to the Alp Counseling center!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:22:14 2015 No.13575770 >>13575751 I want to NTR a Wurms husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:22:16 2015 No.13575771 >>13575767 And I don't get why you're twisting it more than it should be. It's straight forward as is "You are too haughty and prideful and think you are above love, now you need love, go find someone that will give you love that you will appreciate"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:22:55 2015 No.13575773 >>13575743 Do they put out?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:23:11 2015 No.13575776 >>13575488 Spooky Wyvern Something tells me she fails at being spooky.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:23:24 2015 No.13575777 >>13575766 I don't remember last time when I posted it, I think a month ago Probably someone else

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:23:47 2015 No.13575780 >>13575771 What if I like haughty and prideful girls? Are Ojou-sluts like me doomed to be enemies with Cupids?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:23:54 2015 No.13575782 >>13575756 The Red one is a Rogue, the Blue one is a Battlemage.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:24:01 2015 No.13575783 >>13575771 >twisting How am I twisting it? You're being forced into action by an arrow.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:26:06 2015 No.13575787

>>13575758
In the end, the entire point is that people are happy to have gotten together, regardless of if they had to be forced into it, rather than remaining alone because of their own inaction.

As for legitimate reasons for waiting, one would hope that Cupids, the divine, angelic servants of the All-Seeing Goddess of Love, would have a measure of knowledge and judgement about the use of their arrows.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:26:26 2015 No.13575788 >>13575783 It's another portrayal argument again. People keep mixing the two. Is it good or bad? And How are the effects portrayed/how does it play out? Are two separate issues.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:26:49 2015 No.13575791 >>13575770 Considering how dumb wurms are, the cliche "I will train you to please your hubby better by impregnation you" will work just fine Do it, anon-kun

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:27:18 2015 No.13575792 >>13575780 They'll come down from its effects eventually, and have a haughty, prideful personality all the same. She'll just have a dere-side that she shows to you on occasion now. Is that so bad?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:28:01 2015 No.13575794 >>13575788 Agreed. All I'm saying is that the "how" is completely irrelevant, to me at least.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:28:09 2015 No.13575795

>>13575769
>"So tell me what's wrong Anon. What can we do to help you."

>"I just feel inadequate in my personal life I guess I rea-"

>"You should become an alp."

>"Huh?"

>"Seen this a million times. You need a long hard cock in your metaphysical pussy."

>"I-I don't think that I nee-"

>"That's exactly the problem Anon, you've never thought about your needs. Now sit still while I take your spiritual energy and prepare you for alping."

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:28:30 2015 No.13575796

>>13575780
I assume that haughty and prideful are just reserved for mostly dudes or really tough dragons (Although dragons that tough it out and stay stubbornly proud end up as slutty zombie dragons from what I recall.)

Besides, without it, she would probably never give you the time of day.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:28:40 2015 No.13575798 >>13575792 I don't know, I'm having a hard time seeing this, it's just temporary Would they still express their love in a haughty manner, even when under the effects of the arrow?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:29:01 2015 No.13575799 >>13575791 Hell, I'm doing that guy a favor if you think about it.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:29:12 2015 No.13575800

>>13575787
The whole thing seems to lack some serious foresight, and I wouldn't trust a monstergirl to understand the meaning of restraint. I imagine a cupid being pretty irresponsible and trigger happy, actually. Like most gods and divine figures in myth.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:30:09 2015 No.13575802 >>13575798 Probably.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:30:17 2015 No.13575803 Don't you guys ever get tired of this thread and this discussion? I don't think I can keep staring at my screen like this any longer or else I'll go crazy and visualize a monster girl that represents /mgt/ in my head, like a god damn tulpa.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:31:15 2015 No.13575805 >>13575803 Well, take a day off. Or don't, I don't really care.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:31:23 2015 No.13575806 >>13575803 Tulpas are cool, make yourself one I love it

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:31:24 2015 No.13575807

>>13575800
She really doesn't look like either a fairy or the MGQ cupid so it looks like she actually has restraint, follows protocols and the like.

>>13575803
Just keep imagining a cheshire slamming her hands on the keyboard and shit posting all day.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:32:51 2015 No.13575810 >>13575803 I rarely come here anymore.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:34:25 2015 No.13575818

>>13575794
Really you guys have only scratched the surface.

The other debate is whether the Goddess of Love has the right to do this to you. Anon's opinion of it might not really matter when it comes to a deity's morality and the way they run things. She very well could be within her rights to manipulate anything related to love. Like the owner of a house can move their belongings around as they see fit.

Just like people having to offer a sacrifice to a god so they can do something safely. Within the setting it's: "Too bad, so sad. Your love is mine, her love is mine. I can do what I want with them. Now, go to your room and fuck your waifu."

Kind of like an asshole parent. You're stuck with them until you can gain independence in some way.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:35:16 2015 No.13575819

>>13575803
>This thread
Surprisingly not.
>This discussion
You mean the identical one that we have constantly that only ever results in shitposting, all the time? Yes. Very tired.

I remain for the brief periods of cute stories and actual interesting, different, discussions.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:35:27 2015 No.13575820 >You will never read scary stories into the night and be too scared to fall asleep, but with your big protective waifu cuddling you you end up doing so

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:35:56 2015 No.13575823 >>13575818 That's liertally asking for a bunch of JRPG teenagers to come to your place and kill you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:36:06 2015 No.13575825 >>13575803 Don't listen to >>13575806

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:37:01 2015 No.13575829 >>13575823 >*literally 'tis rather late, I should probably fuck off to bed.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:37:21 2015 No.13575830
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>>13575803
> I don't think I can keep staring at my screen like this any longer or else I'll go crazy and visualize a monster girl that represents /mgt/ in my head, like a god damn tulpa.
The other monster girl place already has their own monster girl based after Ammit.
I guess we have Charon. And Moth-Chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:37:28 2015 No.13575833 >>13575806 I'm scared I'm going to fuck it up and make a Dio tulpa that will drive me insane like that one Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:38:15 2015 No.13575837 File: 482 KB, 657x890, 528d44da7a7cdbdd65837f8efdffa83e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575820 >the scary story will never become your protective waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:38:22 2015 No.13575838 >>13575823 They're too busy fucking their waifus or dealing with monsters for that. Also, kind of not a good idea to attack a revered deity. You'll look like the bad guy. Order needs all the help it can get.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:39:02 2015 No.13575841 >>13575830 >Ammit Still waiting for the day KC tackles her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:39:18 2015 No.13575842 >>13575837 I don't think I could handle a Kuchisake-onna waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:39:22 2015 No.13575843 >>13575820 >she'll never be the same species of monster in said scary story

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:39:26 2015 No.13575844 >>13575820 What are you, twelve?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:39:28 2015 No.13575845 >>13575838 Eh, I don't mind being the necessary evil. At least it's not boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:39:54 2015 No.13575846 File: 23 KB, 250x250, 1386732877959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575837 Holy shit I want this to be a story, it'd be fucking perfect The healing potential is immense

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:40:40 2015 No.13575850 >>13575830 And it looks like shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:40:54 2015 No.13575852 >>13575845 If you can fight Eros you can take down some Lilims. If I cared enough to stop monsters with that much power I'd target the Demon Realms first and foremost.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:41:29 2015 No.13575853 >>13575745 What if the person he/she likes doesn't like the person that was shot?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:42:16 2015 No.13575856 >>13575690 Hey, this was sweet. I was expecting something really grimdark based on some of the responses. What the hell is wrong with y'all?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:42:16 2015 No.13575857 >>13575830 Charon is raped by hobos Moth is ded and forgotten

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:42:36 2015 No.13575859 >>13575845 >Attacking god >Attacking a god that's rather neutral >Attacking a god that's loved by both sides >Attacking a god that can plant a curse on you that renders the world your enemy Alright then Stu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:42:58 2015 No.13575860 File: 1.65 MB, 1024x1229, moth_chan_monster_girl_by_blazhxxx-d7kqtyc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575850 Of course it's not as good as ours; Why do you think I'm still here?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:43:29 2015 No.13575862 >>13575859 The most evil enemies are the ones the world doesn't believe is evil at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:43:31 2015 No.13575863 >>13575833 Don't be a pussy, anon Don't you want someone to talk to? Someone to spend time together? Do it, anon.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:44:17 2015 No.13575865

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Night anons, keep it going.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:44:19 2015 No.13575866 >>13575852 But then all the waifus would disappear... >>13575859 Well, stop me if you can, hero-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:44:26 2015 No.13575867 >>13575857 >Charon is raped by hobos Shitposting will never make it true. >Moth is ded and forgotten Never.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:46:07 2015 No.13575871

>>13575853
Well, then perhaps instead he would find, in their love-deprived state, that there was someone in their Friend Zone that they now noticed had an otherwise obvious attraction to them, and that they now find themselves open to pursuing something with.

>inb4 "What if they don't have any friends they were too dense to realize had a crush on them?"

I'm trying to be optimistic about it. Like was said earlier, you'd hope that the Cupids would have a bit of thought and foresight put into their actions. This entire setting is supposed to ere on the side of love, happiness and optimism, so that's what I do.

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:46:35 2015 No.13575874

>>13575862
>kill Eros
>no one can love anymore

>monsters have only their lust now
>humanity becomes kind of apathetic to the rape since they have a lot less to live for
>family bonds fade
>love among comrades dries up
>love for country wanes

>Mankind eventually just sluts itself out to the monsters

>Good End?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:46:53 2015 No.13575875 >>13575865 Don't take Kobolds lightly or you might end up with Tucker's Kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:48:05 2015 No.13575878 >>13575874 >no one can love anymore They never could love in the first place

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:48:15 2015 No.13575879 >>13575874 >not absorbing her essence >not becoming the new god of love It's almost like you hate love.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:49:29 2015 No.13575884 >>13575874 >Kill a deity >[X] disappears That shit's fucking dumb, yet retards here seem to eat that threadcanon idea up.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:50:31 2015 No.13575887 >>13575874 >Implying somebody else just can't step in like what happens with the Chief God And they shall call him Priapus

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:51:22 2015 No.13575889 >>13575884 Has that really been said enough times that this it's threadcanon? Now I feel bad. I hate threadcanon. If you're referring to the Demon Lord/ Lilims and monstergirls reverting, that is canon though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:51:52 2015 No.13575892 >No ditsy Atlas moth waifu who is bigger and stronger than an Oni but just as ditsy as a regular moth

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:51:54 2015 No.13575893 >>13575875 Don't worry these kobolds are, largely, local warriors paid a commission to populate a commissioned dungeon. There's only a 10% proactive marriage rate for commoners.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:52:30 2015 No.13575897 >>13575884 Nobody else has ever said that before, only talked about killing the chief god who has no supporters that would come in and fill her shoes with the same doctrine. New chief god after her could be full on Jolly Cooperation for all we know.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:52:37 2015 No.13575898 File: 144 KB, 354x477, irisu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a cute bunny girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:53:39 2015 No.13575901 >>13575889 >that is canon though Yeah, no.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:53:54 2015 No.13575903 >>13575898 Just how cute are we talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:54:10 2015 No.13575905 >Kill Eros >Her replacement is a homogod >Servants are now bara angels who will alp you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:54:16 2015 No.13575906 File: 2.05 MB, 1024x1283, Holsty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575866 Oh heartless villain abandoned by all, I shall stop your deeds and bring you to justice With the deep bonds I share with my beloved holstaur, you hold no chance

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:55:20 2015 No.13575912

>>13575884
>threadcanon
>Implying the idea that the death of a god linked to an idea or element destroys what it was linked to isn't old as fuck.

Besides, everyone knows that titles are hereditary in MGE. Just like you can become the new Demon Lord by defeating the previous one, defeating Eros in a contest for the title of God of love will make you into the new God of Love.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:55:25 2015 No.13575913 >>13575905 All the deities are female, so no.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:56:18 2015 No.13575917 >>13575906 But anon, all I do, I do out of love.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:56:52 2015 No.13575921 >>13575867 >shitposting We have the images of the aftermath.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:57:06 2015 No.13575923 File: 77 KB, 478x305, aniki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575905 But that's a good thing

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:57:22 2015 No.13575925 File: 362 KB, 800x1000, 1422616967557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be princess carried

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:57:25 2015 No.13575926 >>13575913 If you're a guy and you kill a female god, you won't suddenly alp, that would be stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:57:28 2015 No.13575927 >>13575860 can you post the uncensored version plz

Anonymous Sun May 31 01:57:41 2015 No.13575928

>>13575901

Read the setting book please. Stop making me spoonfeed you.

>If the demon lord is defeated by the chief god and she loses her life, the monster girls will revert to being “monsters” whose heads are full of nothing but the desire to kill and eat humans. Should it come to that, the happiness of the monster girls who married and settled with their beloved human men will be shattered, they will end up having to kill and eat their own beloved husbands with their own hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:58:06 2015 No.13575930 File: 364 KB, 641x601, 1433051886092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13574311 I'll spoil Super Wurm by making loads of dosh as a villain!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:58:25 2015 No.13575932 >>13575925 >You will never be loved and treated like a princess

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:58:43 2015 No.13575933 >>13575928 >monsters only love you because of magic 200% kek.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:58:44 2015 No.13575934 >>13575928 Probably the same guy from the incubus argument earlier.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:59:40 2015 No.13575938 File: 468 KB, 855x1200, 3fb7c5989c595de900f293cbe2413442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575925 Good!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:59:47 2015 No.13575939 >>13575933 They become different creatures entirely. Like a human is to a chimp.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:59:58 2015 No.13575942 >>13575933 >kek C A K E

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:00:09 2015 No.13575943 >>13575934 Nope. That's me. And it's canon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:00:47 2015 No.13575945 >>13575925 I want to be carried by a Hellhound!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:01:33 2015 No.13575950 >>13575925 >not princess carrying your waifu Bad husbando pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:01:49 2015 No.13575951 >>13575928 You know it's also canon that lilims have and spread so much MAMANO MANA that even if the DL croaks, monster girls won't revert back? It's in the lilim profile.

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:02:16 2015 No.13575956

>>13575928
That's awesome
>come home after long work day
>waifu is crying bitch tears
>ask her what's wrong
>DL has died and now she is reverting to a human-eating monster
>but she doesn't want to kill
>forces you to do it yourself
>takes a promise that you will have a good life without her
>you kill her
>try not to cry
>suddenly hear noise behind
>couldn't react it time
>got eaten by your own hungry daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:02:38 2015 No.13575958 >>13575951 I did say that. I said Demon Lord and Lilims. Then someone said Hurrr Nu-Uh! Then I posted from the book.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:02:48 2015 No.13575960 >>13575939 >only love you in their transformed state That's pretty sad tho. >>13575942 ...Is delicious, I agree.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:03:05 2015 No.13575962 >>13575951 No kidding. That's why he said, DL AND Lilim in his original comment you mook.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:03:27 2015 No.13575963 >>13575951 You just need to kill all lilims.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:04:01 2015 No.13575966 >>13575950 >there are people who don't want to carry and be carried Why limit yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:04:02 2015 No.13575967 >>13575928 I assume this 'reverting to real monsters' thing is only true if the new Demon Lord doesn't keep in place the changes the Succubus Demon Lord did.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:04:24 2015 No.13575972 >>13575958 >>13575962 You missed the point that the canon contradicts itself. It's all rubbish.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:04:28 2015 No.13575973 >>13575939 Just as different as human transformed into incubus or not-brainwashed by mamono mana

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:04:40 2015 No.13575975 >>13575930 >Phantom Renegade My fuckin brother. Medabots was the shit when I was a kid, and it's the shit now.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:04:51 2015 No.13575977 >>13575966 >not carrying each other at the same time Plebs if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:05:22 2015 No.13575981 >>13575951 >Demonlord dies >Replaced by a lilim who only likes milk and big tits >All monstergirls gain giant lactating chests and the need to be milked constantly.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:05:44 2015 No.13575983 >>13575898 Not THAT one

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:06:03 2015 No.13575985 >>13575967 Would only happen if the new DL was a succubut. You need the succubutt power for the whole 'all monsters are part succubus' thing to stick.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:06:09 2015 No.13575986 File: 166 KB, 850x1096, 1425149073618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575938 >implying

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:06:37 2015 No.13575991

>>13575960
It might be another of the MGE's exaggerations, given a recent Q&A by KC had him state that while far rarer, HumanxMG relationships were still a thing pre-Succubi Demon Lord.

So if you've a waifu who belongs to a species that was originally fairly humanoid, or at least highly intelligent, then you might still be good, even if the DL and all her daughters were axed off. Though in some cases, you might now have a straight-up furry/scalie waifu...

On the other hand, if you're like Niebelfader, and have a Slime Waifu, you're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:06:42 2015 No.13575993 >>13575972 That's some pretty basic stuff right there. >Demon Lord is an idealist >Makes monsters into monstergirls >If she and her daughters are kill they turn back into regular monsters

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:07:06 2015 No.13575995 >>13575981 >Wanting the science wing and the generals of the armies to revolt One of the reasons the Sabbath sucks so much is how entrenched they are in the upper echelons.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:07:48 2015 No.13575999 >>13575960 Depends on your perspective. The Demon Lord liked us enough to uplift monsters and tried to make peace with us. That's kind of sweet in a weird way.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:07:59 2015 No.13576000 >>13575991 >or at least highly intelligent So, having a dragon waifu could still work out. Well, expect the "dicking her" part...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:08:00 2015 No.13576001 >>13575981 >The leader of the Sabbath throws the mother of all fits over this and her new tits. Yes, good.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:08:10 2015 No.13576002 >>13575993 You are still missing the point.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:08:52 2015 No.13576006 How would you bully an oomukade into committing suicide? What would you have to do to get her to kill herself?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:08:57 2015 No.13576007 File: 987 KB, 716x872, 1391561413589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please take into consideration when arguing stupid shit that KC uses a lot of fucking hyperbole when he writes because apparently that's a nip thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:09:02 2015 No.13576008 >>13575999 Now If she could stop with the whole corruption stuff...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:09:11 2015 No.13576010 >>13576002 It sounds like it's your preference though. Not a point. Some of us can at least stick with the basic setting premise and scenario while ignoring other parts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:09:43 2015 No.13576012 >>13575930 But anon, if she ever finds out she'll probably oust you for good for opposing Justice! You'll never get to love her then she might even arrest you!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:09:51 2015 No.13576013 File: 505 KB, 500x4422, dragonborn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575991 Would you a dragon girl from previous monster generation who had a hard life?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:10:11 2015 No.13576015 >>13576010 I don't even understand why you are replying to my posts. You aren't even talking about the same thing I am.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:10:24 2015 No.13576017 I want to make an evil, slutty monster girl blush like a pure, virgin school-girl!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:10:32 2015 No.13576018 >>13575930 >You will never become Masque*DeMask as your Wurm schoolmate's archenemy in nighttime hero-villain bullshit Dammit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:10:45 2015 No.13576020 >>13576013 What kind of fiend would not?

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:11:26 2015 No.13576023

>>13576006
Centipedes constantly leak moisture through their shell. That's why they like damp and cool places so much.

You wouldn't really have to do anything but promise to meet her for a date outside on a really hot and dry day, then stand her up.

Nature would take care of the rest.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:12:03 2015 No.13576026 >>13576013 >Dragon on Human Girl Fucking That's my fetish. Much healing indeed for that little dragonling...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:12:10 2015 No.13576027 >>13576013 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:12:18 2015 No.13576028 >>13576006 Have her marry me. She'd be driven to suicide within a week of being with me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:14:00 2015 No.13576034 >>13576028 Hey man... Could I get you to date my ex?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:14:10 2015 No.13576035 >>13576013 >fighting with dragon 1v1 without magic or some shit >getting raped and bred by dragon while having a husbando What a fucking whore, I bet she did it on purpose At least her husband was not a beta cuck

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:15:03 2015 No.13576041 File: 1.41 MB, 818x1157, Grigori is Holy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576012 Wealth and power are sweet anodyne for heartache.

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:15:56 2015 No.13576045
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>>13575986
I will never understand why so many people seem to prefer Imp Midna. Maybe they're more vocal? Who knows? I just don't see how you could turn her true form down.

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:16:27 2015 No.13576047

>>13576000
>Well, except the "dicking her" part
>Dragon Waifu gets turned back into her original, full-bodied, great dragon form
>Still loves you, but is afraid that you're repulsed by her truly monstrous body
>Demands that you leave the home you've made together in a fit of destructive rage
Would you tenderly love the full dragon waifu to reassure her?

Feel free to ignore this post because we're getting into Dangerously Cheesy Territory...

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:17:13 2015 No.13576049

>>13575930
>Your wurm waifu decides that she wants to become a superhero and fight crime

>In order to help her accomplish her dream while avoiding any real danger, you choose to become a sort of friendly supervillain

>You advise the police and local citizens whenever you plan on doing something like going a mile over the limit or littering

>Conveniently call your waifu and tell her that you saw someone commit a crime and instruct her how to get there while getting into your costume

>She rushes to the scene and you fight for a bit. Mostly just verbally tell her that you're going to kill justice and make it illegal to hug others

>Always retreat while promising to be back

>Change back into civilian clothes in the nearest bathroom and then rush out to congratulate/headpat your wurmfu

>Take her out for icecream as a reward for helping stop crime.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:17:32 2015 No.13576052 >>13576047 I swore an oath to my wife. Take that as you will.

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:17:35 2015 No.13576053

>>13576006
You people really missed the whole flavor Oomukade has going on.

She's already been bullied and feared by others. She's way past that point now. It's why she's a melancholic poison rapist with her disposition listed as 'ferocious'. That centipede has passed the point of tears and feels. Now her all she yearns for is the man she will mercilessly shower with her affection until he accepts her. No more rejections. No more screams. The rest of the world can go and die for all she cares.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:18:18 2015 No.13576059 >>13576041 >"abandon all delusions of control." She says while clasping the collar to your neck. The chain ringing delightfully as she pulls you closer to bed and into her arms.

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:18:23 2015 No.13576060

>>13575999
>Demon Lord grew to like humans and despaired at the fact that monsters kept killing them.
>Becomes the Demon Lord just so Monsters and Humans could live in peace.
>Hopelessly naive, and didn't really think through several consequences of her actions.
>Just wants everyone to get along.

I can get behind this interpretation.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:18:26 2015 No.13576063 File: 617 KB, 900x900, 8c5327ee29128bee316dc35e705cfec3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575986 >being an alp

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:19:34 2015 No.13576066 >>13576006 Tell her you love her and have a passionate lovemaking session to consummate your marriage and then Alp

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:19:47 2015 No.13576068 >>13576047 >not going on a quest to find some magic/potion/whatever to transform her back to a humanoid form Guys, the DL wasn't the only source of magic.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:19:51 2015 No.13576069 >>13576045 Imp Midna has an ass that just doesn't quit, but yeah True Midna has her own charms. Specifically her fucking legs, god DAMN.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:20:05 2015 No.13576071 >>13576063 >>13575986 Really though, you guys don't want to experience both?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:20:41 2015 No.13576072 >>13576053 I didn't miss it Anon. I purposely disregard it because MGE is already chock full of yandere rapists. I just want a shy bullyable girl who acts clingy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:21:44 2015 No.13576078 >>13576068 In some settings, dragons can change into a human form anyway. Perhaps it just swaps their "default" form - instead of being a dragon girl that can transform into a full dragon, they are a dragon that can transform into a dragon girl.

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:22:01 2015 No.13576079
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Iv always wondered if the current chief god isent that actual GOD of the world and is just his temp replacement were the fuck did the real god go? and why is he just letting the demon lord fuck up his grand creation?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:22:15 2015 No.13576080 >>13576072 She's not necessarily yandere. So much as she is bitterdere. Or something. Is there a dere for that? Like she'd say some pretty depressing things a lot of the time. >"X people should disappear from this world!" And so on.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:22:57 2015 No.13576083 File: 1.19 MB, 720x480, 2064428b984940dd43fb01551d367ef6.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dark elves are for __________.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:23:05 2015 No.13576084 >>13576069 I agree, both are great. >>13576078 I agree, this is also an option in the event of Succubus Demon Lord Existence Failure.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:23:07 2015 No.13576085 >>13576078 Either way, it's doable. Hell, of all the magic stuff you could find, that's probably a more mundane one.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:23:53 2015 No.13576087 File: 168 KB, 603x900, 5726b85733a6d84d0e061c7d86dcd45d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576083 making into maids.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:24:08 2015 No.13576090 >>13576083 Bukkake.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:24:11 2015 No.13576092 >>13576083 Starting a happy family with.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:24:52 2015 No.13576096 >>13576087 I was going to say breaking, but this is along the same lines.

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:25:02 2015 No.13576097

>>13574311
>You will never humor Wurm-chan's superhero fantasy by getting all of your buddies and their waifus to dress up as supervillains and stir up trouble for her to fix
>You will never yourself be the Moby Dick to her Ahab, the Moriarty to her Holmes
>You will never do regretfully what needed to be done
>White greasepaint, red lipstick, a purple suit, a green wig
>And it did nothing
>Until you smiled

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:25:14 2015 No.13576098

>>13576079
Maybe the Original Chief God ascended to a higher state of existence? Or maybe he actually approves of of the Demon Lord changing everything so humans aren't eaten horribly any more?
Maybe he ascended to our world and became KC, who the fuck knows? Your guess is as good as mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:25:29 2015 No.13576100 >>13576083 Making into maids Loving Impregnating Fattening Cuddling Snuggling Kissing Hugging And Marrying.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:25:43 2015 No.13576101 File: 710 KB, 800x1000, 34c6de07b53110c582eaaf939861c4a8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576083 Orcs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:26:11 2015 No.13576104 >>13576083 Enslaving and swearing allegiance to the Sex Empire.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:26:38 2015 No.13576106 >>13576087 I want to put my dickhead into her empty eyesocket and masturbate while enjoying the squishy wet flesh all around my head.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:26:40 2015 No.13576107 >>13576079 Best guess at this point is that's the Fallen God >This job is HAAAAAAARD >I fucking quit! >Wait a minute. >What's that new demon lord doing? >I can get behind that, except better, with timestops and hookers!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:27:24 2015 No.13576109 >>13576098 >KC is just recounting the events of his home universe before he was sent away deepest lore.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:27:37 2015 No.13576110 >>13576100 Return to oblivion Trader.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:28:45 2015 No.13576114 >>13576110 Not Trader, just someone who likes soft.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:29:37 2015 No.13576118 >>13576107 So that's why the Fallen God can impersonate the Chief God so easily.

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:29:52 2015 No.13576122

>>13576079
Literally just read the Original Chief God's profile:

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Original_Chief_God

>The original Chief God is the deity who is said to have created the Monster Girl Encyclopedia world and humans, elves, etc.
> a new Chief God took over, but she was a goddess who was still very inexperienced.
>The original Chief God (or an intermediate one) may be responsible for the rise of the Pharaohs in ages past, as it is stated that "the previous God gave them power so that they could rule over and act as guides for humanity".
>Nowhere are details given on how frequently the gods' paramountcy changes hands, or why it changes hands, or where former office-holders go, etc. Regardless of the identity of the original Chief God, both Order and monsters agree that they were responsible for terrestrial genesis, and for writing the metaphysical "settings" which the Demon Lord is currently striving so hard to break.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:30:11 2015 No.13576124 >>13576109 The wondering scholar is actually god and hes going around documenting how his creations have evolved from being bloodthirsty to beings dick hungry.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:30:25 2015 No.13576126 >>13576114 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:31:46 2015 No.13576132 >>13576124 Would explain how he's avoided rape all this time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:32:15 2015 No.13576135 >>13576104 Wait. Who's who's being enslaved and swearing allegiance to the Sex Empire? You, or the Elves?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:33:03 2015 No.13576140 >>13576049 >illegal to hug others Anon, if I said that to Super Wurm she'd probably launch me through any adjacent walls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:34:06 2015 No.13576144 >>13576126 I understand that it can be off putting. May you be happy with your waifu no matter what shape and size you prefer.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:34:22 2015 No.13576145 >>13576132 The actual reason for him avoiding rape and corruption is that a Leanan Sidhe has been stalking him and cockblocking other monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:34:37 2015 No.13576147 >>13576132 >>13576124 So the Wandering Scholar, the Fallen God, and the original Chief God are all self inserts of KC?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:34:59 2015 No.13576150 >>13576107 >>13576118 >>13576122 >No mention of the Chief God's gender >Current Chief God is a goddess, but is still called the Chief God >Former Chief God created Pharaohs Holy shit, I think we're on to something here.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:35:35 2015 No.13576152 >>13576145 >shitty artist fairy >cockblocking succubi, dragons, manticores etc

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:35:59 2015 No.13576155 >>13576135 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:35:59 2015 No.13576156 >>13576135 The elves, DUH! Every woman in the realm shall become a cocksleeve for men, be they common, nobles, or even reincarnations of goddesses!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:39:13 2015 No.13576170 >>13576144 You know, it's really awkward when you don't hate back

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:39:42 2015 No.13576173

>>13576152
If it's like any half decent RPG or fantasy story powerlevels can be bypassed with certain opponents provided you have prepared a specialized magic or spell beforehand, circumstances, exploiting bigger weakness, or simply avoiding the fight altogether.

Like passive pocket dimensions, invisibility/ unnoticeable, teleportation, false signatures, and so on.

Wandering Scholar might have a few tricks up his sleeve as well. Fairy just helps out on occasion.

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:41:06 2015 No.13576177

>>13576156
>Elven empire is toppled
>The former queen who ruled for 80 years is now forced to be your maid
Yes, let the resentment build. Let it build until it's unbearable and then the resulting hatefuck leads to a mindbreak, turning her full dere, submissive and eager to please.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:41:09 2015 No.13576178 >>13576170 Eh, no problem. I like them a bit softer than normal but not everyone needs to. I also enjoy fit and thin girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:44:16 2015 No.13576190 How big is your harem /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:44:58 2015 No.13576192 >>13576190 >harem No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:45:14 2015 No.13576196 >>13576177 HOT DGGITY! THIS POST! MNDBREAK! SLAVERY! HITLER! IT'S GOT ERYTHING TI LIKE! Fucking no one will get is.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:46:17 2015 No.13576198 >>13576190 5 girls.

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:46:44 2015 No.13576199

>>13576178
>there are people who aren't at least neutral to everything but scat, NTR, guro, and homo

I once came to the realization when fapping on Sadpanda

>damn I'm lucky, if I hated that couple of panels of this fetish my fap would have been ruined.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:46:51 2015 No.13576200 >>13575575 I want to see the Jinko do a tiger uppercut!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:47:07 2015 No.13576201 File: 5 KB, 250x188, aniki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576190 >harem

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:48:09 2015 No.13576203 >>13576178 >fit Are you man face fox faggot? Cause if you are we will never be friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:48:21 2015 No.13576204 >>13576190 No more than four.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:48:31 2015 No.13576206 >>13576190 I'm not a fan of harem.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:48:51 2015 No.13576207 >>13576190 I think anything more then 5 would be getting out of hand.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:49:20 2015 No.13576209 >>13576190 Between 2 to 1,200 girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:49:22 2015 No.13576210 >>13576203 >Manfacefox thing? Don't know who that is but no, I just have very broad tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:49:40 2015 No.13576211 >>13576190 The only thing I would want in a harem would be different colored wurms.

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:50:23 2015 No.13576213
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>>13576190
I don't even remember anymore.
It started with an Oni, then Holstaurus and Minotaur, then Lamia, then Kitsune, then The smug quartet, then Dragon, Wyvern, Cupid, and I know there are more, but I'm not listing all of them.
I just can't stop. There are so many good monster waifus.
Help me, my laifu is ruined because too many waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:51:21 2015 No.13576215 >>13576190 3 +1 +1 +1

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:51:29 2015 No.13576216 >>13576190 >Harem Meh. Monogamy a best. I want one girl to devote myself too entirely. Wouldn't object to a Dragon and Anubis wanting to share me for whatever inconceivable reason...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:52:13 2015 No.13576220 >>13576211 All sisters of varying sizes, shapes, and personalities? Will they form a superhero team and pilot wurmtron?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:52:17 2015 No.13576222 >>13576190 I strongly prefer a mono, but the girl switch with my moods... I'm a terrible waifufag.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:52:38 2015 No.13576223 >>13576220 Naturally.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:53:03 2015 No.13576225 File: 390 KB, 412x580, Unicron olev.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576190 How many Unicorns are there? Because that many.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:53:13 2015 No.13576228 >>13576216 No nightmare?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:53:54 2015 No.13576229 >>13576225 If you dick all the Unicorns then there are no Unicorns...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:54:59 2015 No.13576231 File: 238 KB, 827x1000, 1431257422563-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey dude buy me for your daughteru, she needs toys right? I only cost your cum. C'mon don't be a fag. How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:55:49 2015 No.13576233 >>13576228 I don't want to get too greedy. Nightmare is still top-tier though, and I'd happily take one as mai waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:55:56 2015 No.13576234 >>13576190 Just me, the waifu, and another girl should the waifu's bisexual tendences surface.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:56:22 2015 No.13576235 >>13576231 That's NTR. I'm telling on you! Hey, Demon Loooooord!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:56:25 2015 No.13576236 File: 35 KB, 499x492, 10a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576213 It's ok, I have this problem too. I would probably have to get several super king sized beds if monster girl were real. Or just cover the room in bean cushions.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:56:38 2015 No.13576237 >>13576231 >"I'm single, I don't have a daughteru."

Anonymous Sun May 31 02:57:04 2015 No.13576238

>>13576190
Fucking huge. I married into dragon money.

Oh, you mean how many wives? Just one. The harem is your wife's sanctum.

You marry someone a thousand years old and they correct you about these sort of things all the time no matter how much you say language has mutated since then. She told her friends we were the gayest couple in the land last week. I don't know if it's stranger she said it or that the vampire and the wight were on the same wavelength as she was.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:57:07 2015 No.13576239 >>13575488 >Spooky Yeti again I am still pleased by this. >>13576231 No, you fuck off. Would be a terrible influence on her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:57:39 2015 No.13576241 >>13576231 Buy her, but she needs some got damn discipline. Punishments, hot loving and then cuddles are mandatory until she acts like a proper lady. No daughteru of mine is going to be exposed to that level of uncouthery.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:57:49 2015 No.13576243 >>13576231 Buy her and feed the cheeky shit some golem manapots.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:58:06 2015 No.13576244 >>13576229 >Insert King Haggard speech.mp4

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:59:23 2015 No.13576246 >>13576231 Hasbro's Marie Antoine mamono-mana infused doll series isn't of very good quality. I would rather get my daughter a toy that lasts and doesn't break after seven months.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:00:27 2015 No.13576250 >>13576231 Don't have one. You can live me if you want though, small house.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:00:39 2015 No.13576251 >>13576231 I already have a Dollfu, you can fuck right off.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:01:52 2015 No.13576255
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>>13576229
Non-sense anon, sure there will be about 20% Bi-Corns in the mix but their bullshit mamono magic and desire to please their husbandu will keep the Unicorns in the harem as Unicorns, just as I wish.

Even if that doesn't work then the world will just get all my Unicorn daughters eventually anyway.

I'll get to be the man who waifued an entire generation of Unicorns and secure my place in history as well. A true conqueror of love.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:02:03 2015 No.13576256 >>13576238 >Ancient Waifu with Archaic and Unchanged Linguistic Tendencies Mmm, yes, I find this concept intriguing. Most intriguing indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:02:12 2015 No.13576257 >>13576231 Back off, strumpet.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:02:12 2015 No.13576258 >>13576231 Ignore her. If she doesn't fuck off throw her in the nearest river.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:02:31 2015 No.13576259
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>>13576237
Y-You can still play with me right? There's nothing wrong with being in touch with your inner-child! Do you want to play house? I'll be the wife and you be the husband, how about it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:02:57 2015 No.13576261 >>13576255 Nigga that's not how it fucking works.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:03:20 2015 No.13576263 File: 141 KB, 683x1024, doll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576231 Sure, why not? I already have one doll

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:03:53 2015 No.13576266 >>13576259 I mean, I guess if you wanna jerk me off you can do that. I ain't fucking a doll, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:04:11 2015 No.13576267 >>13576231 I have a good feeling about you, bend over.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:04:11 2015 No.13576268 >>13576263 Nigga what?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:04:31 2015 No.13576271 >>13576231 Hmm, sounds trustworthy... and she DOES need toys I guess. unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:05:28 2015 No.13576274 >>13570181 Is that scorpioness taking a selfie?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:06:05 2015 No.13576275 >>13576268 A cute fuck-doll

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:06:17 2015 No.13576276 >>13576259 You think I played with dolls when I was a kid? Did you just call me an alp?!

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:06:18 2015 No.13576277

>>13576261
Bi-Corns are bullshit. Think about it, they are the only monsters capable of creating harems despite harems being effectively impossible.

Unless you mean Unicorn daughters, that's legit shit, Bi-Corns would definitely give birth to Unicorns.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:06:31 2015 No.13576279 >>13576274 No, it's holding it's hand up to a finger. Presumably it's the size of a regular scorpion.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:07:13 2015 No.13576281 >>13576275 It's terrifying though... too spooky even for /d/.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:07:45 2015 No.13576282 >>13576274 It's obviously a very tiny Girtablilu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:07:46 2015 No.13576283 >>13576281 What's wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:08:13 2015 No.13576286 >>13576279 >regular scorpion. Regular scorpions are not smaller than a finger.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:08:48 2015 No.13576287 >>13576277 Nah that was fine, but I'm like 90% sure you can't just make Unicorns stay Unicorns with MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:08:59 2015 No.13576288 >>13576277 Other way is if two monsters fall in love with you and are cool with it. Or one sincerely falls in love with a married man and the husband and wife are okay with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:09:00 2015 No.13576289 >>13576274 >you will never have your pygmy girtablilu daughter grab you by the finger and throw you across the room

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:09:08 2015 No.13576290 >>13576283 I got nothing, I guess. Just a little spooked out.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:09:16 2015 No.13576291 >>13576281 Hey, at least it keeps it away from actual children.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:09:40 2015 No.13576292 >>13576279 Oh. Yeah, I see it now.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:09:42 2015 No.13576293 >>13576259 When does it stop being playing house and begins actually being house? When you fuck her? When she gets pregnant? When the daughter is born?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:10:44 2015 No.13576296 File: 76 KB, 800x600, m_minimus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576286 >Regular scorpions are not smaller than a finger. That's an adult pregnant female.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:12:56 2015 No.13576298 >>13576291 >implying it's not real ded kid's skin Do you even taxidermy?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:12:59 2015 No.13576299 Could you fuck a living doll so hard her pieces fly off? Would this hurt her?

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:13:02 2015 No.13576300

>>13576259
>You'll never inherit your grandmother's house when she dies.
>You'll never go to the basement and find that all of her doll collection have become Living Dolls after the monster world connected to your world
>They'll never beg you to let them out of their cases with sad eyes.
>You'll never let them out because the house is so lonely without company.
>You'll never have a house full of loving, kind and horny Living Dolls.
Goddamn my soft heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:13:41 2015 No.13576301 Would you find it adorable to walk in your infant daughteru's room and find her eat and smear her own poo. My parents did.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:13:54 2015 No.13576302

>>13576287
Well, Cancer can basically scrub away Demonic Energy signatures.

So a Bi-Corn using magic can probably do it too, or alternatively gathering a Cancer for the harem then adding her own magic to the Cancer's could do it.

It would be convenient if a Bi-Corn could handle it on her own without making me bathe but taking a Cancer bath after each turn with a Unicorn would be worth it.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:14:34 2015 No.13576303

>finally get your unicorn waifu
>have sex with her in the missionary position while handholding for the sake of procreation with the lights turned off
>she turns into a bicorn anyways because you were raped before you waifu'd her, possibly in your sleep

t-thanks mamonobama

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:14:38 2015 No.13576305

>>13576288
>Or one sincerely falls in love with a married man and the husband and wife are okay with it.
Actually no. The one who fell in love with the married man just has to really love him. Doesn't matter if the other two want it, she's coming in to stay.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:15:17 2015 No.13576307 >>13576301 M. Bison vomiting.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:15:46 2015 No.13576308 >>13576256 >T'was is a perfectly good contraction of There Was, m'husband >And dunna even start on shan't if you want these duckies wrapped round your manhood tonight >See? I said tonight instead of this night >I am a very modern woman

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:16:31 2015 No.13576310 >>13576302 That's bullshit, but I believe it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:16:32 2015 No.13576311 >>13576305 Even if it's something like a Dragon or Lamia who could send this other girl flying?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:16:42 2015 No.13576312 File: 122 KB, 632x633, f1b8cf642c6b8c3e6ad4d8d6173a4acd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576299 I bet violent disassemblage is some kinky, submissive Living Doll's fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:16:46 2015 No.13576313 >>13576301 Stop while you're ahead

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:17:30 2015 No.13576315 >>13576300 >bunch of creepy ass Victorian dolls crying and begging to be let out NOPE.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:17:39 2015 No.13576316 >>13576311 Yup, because if she does that then clearly she hates love and so Eros will put a curse on your waifu and force you to be with the other girl.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:18:06 2015 No.13576318

>>13576299
Awhile back, I mentioned my Living Doll headcanon. Her arms and legs are fully removable without any sort of discomfort; all of her squishy, meaty, people bits are in her head and torso. You can still sex her like real people, but you have the added temporary quad-amp benefit, if you're into that. She can also move the removed doll limbs like 'normal' within a certain radius.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:18:54 2015 No.13576322 >>13576318 >temporary quad-amp benefit Katawa Monster Girls when?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:19:10 2015 No.13576323 If you lock away a living doll until it starves to death, will it turn into a regular not-living doll?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:19:11 2015 No.13576324 >>13576310 Cancer with Bi-Corn magic completely scrubbing away any demonic energy from other monster girls isn't that bullshit. ...Well maybe just a tiny bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:19:54 2015 No.13576325 >>13576300 >>13576315 Sounds like a terrifying horror movie. Or a spooky themed porno.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:19:57 2015 No.13576326 >>13576290 I think it's called the Uncanny valley.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:20:38 2015 No.13576328 >>13576323 Yes. Then you gotta dick her a bunch to bring her back.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:20:39 2015 No.13576329 >>13576318 I want a Mrs. Potato Head living doll waifu and put her limbs and other attachments anywhere I want!

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:20:42 2015 No.13576330
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>>13576300
>Doll becomes living doll but is still locked away in her case
>Nobody knows that she's alive, or that she's in the basement waiting for someone to find her
>Years pass by in the blink of a porcelain eye in silence except for her cold hateful muttering
>"Play with me. Just play a little. Please? Play pretty please with me? I'm a doll please use me. Is that giggling?! Play play play play play... play... Is master coming soon?"
>By the time you go to check your grandmother's belongings she's lost her mind and will to live repeated times
>You accidentally unlock her case without noticing the contents
>She instantly jumps on you with the desperation of a drowning animal holding a branch.
>Her wooden arms coil around you with terrible strength as she weeps, begging you not to lock her away again, promising to be the best doll if you'll just play with her for a tiny bit.

How do you comfort the doll?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:20:56 2015 No.13576332 >>13576315 They probably change to become less creepy. >you will never sleep in bed surrounded by happy, napping dollfus who are clinging and rubbing against you while giving cute little snores.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:21:40 2015 No.13576336 >>13576312 >Yes, that's it! No throw me against the wall and swing me by the hair! And don't stop if my body flies off, I want to be dizzy for a month! Not sure if want.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:22:04 2015 No.13576337 >>13576330 Fuck man, I don't know. Dolls are for kids.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:22:18 2015 No.13576339

>>13576316
I don't know. KC and Eros would at least let up with the lamias here. They're extremely jealous types.

Plus the waifu clearly enjoys love because she's a married woman. Probably wouldn't know about the curse so it wouldn't stop her anyway. I'm sure the other girl can eventually find someone else.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:22:33 2015 No.13576341 >>13576330 Holy hell, fucking play with her. I have a massive soft spot for dolls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:22:44 2015 No.13576342 >>13576330 Hug, pat head, and play house with her. After a while we can just crash on the couch and watch TV as I hug her to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:23:21 2015 No.13576344 >>13576337 >Living Doll curses you into a shota

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:23:32 2015 No.13576346 >>13576330 Play doctor with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:23:48 2015 No.13576348 >>13576330 Make her mine and play with her, obviously. She deserves love after such a long time alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:24:01 2015 No.13576349 >>13576323 How is she even going to starve to death if she's a doll?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:24:15 2015 No.13576351 >>13576330 Is it weird I want to dress her in normal clothes and just make her my girlfriend? And when she asks if we're playing I'll say we're playing life.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:24:19 2015 No.13576352 >>13576330 Is it anything like Bloodborne's living doll? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:24:38 2015 No.13576353 >>13576339 Poor innocent anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:24:38 2015 No.13576354 >>13576344 Then my Wurm waifu bashes her into a faintly colored smear on the floor. Hopefully that breaks the curse.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:25:24 2015 No.13576358 >>13576349 MAMOOMOAMAMONA MANA

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:25:27 2015 No.13576359 >>13576344 Do I get cucked by Luka before that?

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:25:31 2015 No.13576361

>>13576315
The Demonic Energy turned them into monstergirls anon, they look cuter than they did as actual dolls.
For one, their eyes don't look dead anymore, and their faces can actually emote.
And are you saying you would turn down a cute harem of dollgirls in Victorian dresses?
Because you could totally get them new clothes if you wanted. They'll probably all want frilly dresses though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:25:38 2015 No.13576362 >>13576354 >tfw sexing the doll was the only way to reverse the curse

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:25:46 2015 No.13576363 >>13576351 >Dressing her in modern shit when you could have her wear the most gothic of tiny victorian dresses. Why?

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:26:02 2015 No.13576365 >>13576349 I'm going with the assumption that she's animated by magic and needs semen to keep that magic battery running.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:26:22 2015 No.13576369 >>13576354 >It doesn't >You can't undo it >Wurmfu doesn't mind What now?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:26:45 2015 No.13576370 >>13576330 Show her love and kindness. It's time for the healing to commence.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:26:50 2015 No.13576371 File: 215 KB, 1000x900, aec78738af6a6cff0b517b8abe076326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576351 I kinda see your point It's so erotic seeing all her joints.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:27:23 2015 No.13576372 >>13576363 I'm weird like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:27:24 2015 No.13576373 I want to date a Living Doll with a dressup fetish!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:27:52 2015 No.13576375 File: 129 KB, 1200x1697, 6f1144323b17eb1b16506c5311702bb4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576351 >dress her in normal clothes and just make her my girlfriend? I usually like my dollfus elaborately dressed but this sounds too cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:27:55 2015 No.13576376 >>13576364 This must be the work of an ally stand!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:27:58 2015 No.13576377 >>13576364 Who's behind her? Otherwise nice, though I'd prefer the Cupid keep her stutter face on this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:28:02 2015 No.13576378 >>13576364 IT'S HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:28:06 2015 No.13576379 >>13576362 >>13576369 Man, if she doesn't care I wouldn't care. I get to extend the prime of my life and if I can still please my waifu, I have no problems with it. Plus my big strong waifu gets bigger from my point of view.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:28:14 2015 No.13576380 >>13576365 So how do tsukumogami come to life if they've never been in contact with demonic energy, magi, or semen?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:28:15 2015 No.13576381 >>13576353 Well, if it can't be helped I'll just get a despair boner and hold out from the forced harem ending as long as possible. Any type of scenario that gives me some kind of boner is one I can eventually come to terms with.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:28:26 2015 No.13576382 >>13576373 So, any living doll ever?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:29:29 2015 No.13576385 >>13576382 I'm not picky.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:29:29 2015 No.13576386 >>13576380 Would... would cumming on an object make it change into a tsukomogami faster?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:29:39 2015 No.13576387 >>13576364 I recognize that thing but I don't know from where.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:30:07 2015 No.13576388

>>13576379
Would destroying her truly work?

>Even if a man tries to go far away and discard them, and even if he tries to break them into pieces, at night they will return to him in their original beautiful state and get back on top of his hips sipping spirit energy.

It looks like you and your waifu are going to have to find an expert in creepy shit. Like a Lich.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:30:33 2015 No.13576391

>>13576380
tsukumogami are japanese and function on a different kind of cultural belief

A tsukumogami just needs to be used and kept in good condition for one thousand years for them to assume human form and come to life. If you were a good owner then they'll be loving, if you were a shitty owner then they'll be desperate for attention and love that you deprived them of.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:32:12 2015 No.13576395 File: 497 KB, 1000x1153, 4565a6cdc6951bb6b9146ad89bff298d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a crossbred mouse-doll?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:32:46 2015 No.13576396 >>13576388 Even if she does come back, she would have to overpower a fucking Wurm to take me for her own. She'd have to convince both of us to become a threesome if she wants in.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:33:15 2015 No.13576398 File: 44 KB, 308x317, ITJUSTWORKS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576364 I FEEL IT.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:33:20 2015 No.13576400
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>>13576364
Okay, now I'm thinking of a rogue Cupid going around creating stand users in the world of monstergirls.
>"There's too much strife in this world for love to properly bloom. That's why I've given you this power. Use it to fight for a world where Humans and Monsters can truly co-exist."
I'm such a fucking dork.

>>13576387
It's King Crimson, from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:33:38 2015 No.13576401 >>13576395 With the force of a billion suns.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:33:52 2015 No.13576402 >>13576388 >Hey, we've got a doll following us an- >"Have you tried giving her the dick?" >E-excuse me? >"Take the doll, put your dick in her, and then let me know if you are still having problems."

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:34:52 2015 No.13576406 >>13576395 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:35:04 2015 No.13576407 >>13576401 Nyanon pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:35:16 2015 No.13576409 >>13576402 Fucking monsters, I swear.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:35:22 2015 No.13576410 File: 429 KB, 849x1200, 0e204b88e2a264c8c85015ebd6418176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The best thing about tsukumogami like Living Dolls is that you can call them your property and nobody will bat an eye.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:35:28 2015 No.13576411 >>13576318 This is pretty based. I was having trouble wrapping my brain around Living dolls, but this explains a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:35:58 2015 No.13576413 >>13576407 Okay, I'll get back to writing. I know my update is late.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:36:23 2015 No.13576415 File: 1.85 MB, 250x188, 1432915112973.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576330 >>13576332 >>13576361 Can't deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:36:25 2015 No.13576416 File: 160 KB, 366x380, Oh shit what are you doing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576410 >Uncensored nudity See you after your vacation anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:36:38 2015 No.13576418 How many of you Living Doll lovers actually have dolls?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:36:43 2015 No.13576419 >>13576386 >Every onahole in the planet automatically comes to life.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:36:48 2015 No.13576420 >>13576402 >AND THERE'S A CREEPY DOLL >THAT ALWAYS FOLLOWS YOU

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:36:49 2015 No.13576421 >>13576396 >Wurm starts to play with you and the doll >mushing your faces to together while making kissy noises >Doll steals a few kisses everytime this happens

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:37:44 2015 No.13576424 >>13576416 HAHA TOO LATE, I ALREADY DELETED IT I FORGOT TO CENSOR PUSSY

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:37:46 2015 No.13576425 >>13576421 It's okay if it's in a threeway.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:38:27 2015 No.13576427 >>13576364 Comin' along very stylishly.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:38:30 2015 No.13576428 >>13576418 I've got this TF2 Archimedes plush that decorates my computer station, does that count?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:38:56 2015 No.13576430 >>13576420 >"Sir, have you given her the dick?" >That'll just make her me more! >"Yes but she'll be less creepy after a spirit energy injection."

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:39:20 2015 No.13576433 >>13576428 >Plushy Living Doll pigeon harpy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:39:21 2015 No.13576434 >>13576402 That's what you said for the ghoul, the arachne in the attic, the slimes invading through the pipes, and the vampire flooding the mailbox with invitations!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:39:22 2015 No.13576435 >>13576428 Only if you dick it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:40:22 2015 No.13576439 >>13576418 I have 3. Dollfie Dreams a best.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:40:41 2015 No.13576442 >>13576434 >Vampire keeps having balls just in the hopes some anon comes to them >He never does >Just ends up getting drunk on wine

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:40:44 2015 No.13576443 >>13576420 Hopefully both its eyes are fine. >>13576434 Well, to be fair, dicking a Ghoul would probably make a lot of problems go away.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:41:16 2015 No.13576445 If i had a daki with a monstergirl on it and it turned into a tsukumogami, would it just be a normal pillow tsukumogami, or would it be a pillowy version of that monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:41:42 2015 No.13576446 >>13576418 I have a Shinki that I sometimes masturbate with and a super cute plushie that I sleep with.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:41:45 2015 No.13576447

>>13576419
>Onaholes become monstergirls
>Pretty much translucent resin girls of varying sizes and shapes.
>They're all nymphomaniacs because of their origins.
Would you fuck a shortstack Onahole tsukomogami until your balls were empty?
Because she's not stopping until they are.
Don't worry about her going to find more guys, you're the only one for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:41:53 2015 No.13576448 >>13576442 That makes me sad, I'd go there and dance with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:41:54 2015 No.13576449 >>13576445 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:42:22 2015 No.13576452 >>13576442 >Show up at a vampire's ball >Her eyes get wide, shiny, and full of hope >Your waifu enters behind you >Vampire deflates like a fucking balloon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:42:46 2015 No.13576454 >>13576442 Well, that's a little sad. I don't like them, but I could at least go dance with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:43:02 2015 No.13576456 >>13576439 I wish I was depraved enough to buy one of those and the onahole attachment instead of investing my leftover money ;_;

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:43:52 2015 No.13576458
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>>13576421
>Staying in your grandma's house with your waifu.
>She has her whole house filled with dolls.
>Have sex with your waifu on the visits room.
>Every doll in the house is alive and has a voyeur fetish.
>They have been watching your grandparents
fuck for years, and now they're watching you.
>Absolutely no one knows they are alive.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:44:33 2015 No.13576462 >>13576413 I need my loli dog girl fix man.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:44:42 2015 No.13576464 >>13576386 I'll never turn my back on my sock drawer again.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:45:07 2015 No.13576466 >>13576454 You are a bit like me. Nothing makes me sadder than someone throwing a party and having no guests. That's one of my "Must cuddle, must make things right" buttons

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:45:24 2015 No.13576467 >>13576456 I have one too. It only fits one of the three, and I only use it rarely. It's a really fun time though.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:45:42 2015 No.13576468

>>13576420
There is someone
Walking behind you,
turn around, look at me.

There is someone
Watching your footsteps,
turn around, look at me.

There is someone
Says they loves you,
Here's my heart, in my hand
Turn around, look at me, understand.

There is someone
Standing beside you,
Turn around
Look at me
There is someone

I'll be waiting
for now and forever
for you, to come to me.
Turn around, look at me,
turn around, look at me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:45:57 2015 No.13576469 >>13576462 Not that, the other thing. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:46:21 2015 No.13576471 >>13576419 Would Onaholes turn into manticores?

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:46:34 2015 No.13576473

>>13576442
>>13576452
>Human Delinquent gets dragged to a Vampire Ball by his parents
>Very clearly doesn't want to be there so he fucks off to some isolated corner
>Meets the Vampire and they surprisingly hit it off.
>He's some punk delinquent, and she's a high class lady, but they fall in love anyway.
>Eventually she spirits him away from his home during the full moon and brings him to hers.
>Passionate lovemaking ensues.
Why is this so appealing to me?
Also, can it be the daughter of a Vampire? I don't know why I want that, but I do.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:47:00 2015 No.13576477 >>13576464 Would they all come out crusty lamia, or become sock monkeys?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:47:21 2015 No.13576478 >>13576469 Sleep is for the weak. Work makes you strong.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:47:27 2015 No.13576479 >>13576471 Only the scary looking ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:48:17 2015 No.13576481 >>13576471 It turns into a tailpussy which turns into a mini sized manticore with the more cum you feed it and eventually a full sized one.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:48:43 2015 No.13576483
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>>13576342
>You stay there in the basement for a long time. Your hands gently stroke her hair as she weeps for the decades she spent completely alone with nobody to play.
>After a while she lets herself be carried up the stairs with her arms still tightly wrapping you in an embrace.
>Whenever you move her slightly she cries out as if she were in pain and redoubles her efforts for a hug.
>You sit down on the couch and spend the rest of the day trying to coax her into relaxing.
>It's near midnight when you finally get her to let go of your neck and watch tv beside you
>She leans on your shoulder as you fall asleep. Her cold wooden fingers intertwined with yours
>Just as you fall deeper into your sleep she starts rambling louder than before.
>"Master touches me. I like master's fingers feel good when touching me. I want hold master play house together. Hold cuddle master feel good when together..."
>For several minutes she strings together words about playing together and using her body. At worst the sentences make absolutely no sense.
>"Master's doll. I'm master's doll." She finalizes and lets her head fall into your lap. You can still hear muttering, but it seems more restrained than before.
>You stroke her soft hair once more as you drift off to sleep, she buries her face into your lap and sobs silently for a while longer before finally falling asleep too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:48:48 2015 No.13576484 >>13576479 How about vacuum cleaners?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:48:54 2015 No.13576485 >>13576478 B-but I can't write two things at once. And the sooner I get Helheim done the sooner I get to write more cute stuff that isn't about puppies. And puppies.

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:48:56 2015 No.13576486

>>13576471
Onaholes tsukomogami would be fucking insatiable.
And probably can manipulate their tightness and the inside of their vagina.
I bet if they felt like it they'd be able to make the inside of their vagina ribbed, or wavy, or a number of exotic things no normal girl could do.
All in a vibrantly colored translucent package.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:49:01 2015 No.13576487 >>13576477 They'd come alive as every single daughteru that could have been.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:49:58 2015 No.13576491 >>13576486 I'm getting lamiaroid flashbacks. My dick is scared and interested.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:50:08 2015 No.13576492 >>13576471 What about those Bad Dragon horse-pussy ones?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:50:16 2015 No.13576493 File: 663 KB, 1130x850, 19160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "A-Anon, could we just, at least, cuddle for a bit? I-I just want someone to hug is all, really."

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:50:38 2015 No.13576496 >>13576492 /mlp/ please go

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:51:26 2015 No.13576498 >>13576493 No, you will crush me with your lard Go get /fit/ faget

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:51:30 2015 No.13576499 >>13576493 I know this trick. Once I'm in your coils I'll be at your mercy. Alright, just this once.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:51:44 2015 No.13576501 >>13576483 Cuddled and loved, although I may have to bring her with me when I go shopping/to work/lifting

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:51:52 2015 No.13576503 >>13576496 They have clever girl onaholes now.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:52:09 2015 No.13576504 >>13576493 Its not my fault if I cum inside.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:52:27 2015 No.13576506 >>13576499 Where were you when anon was kill?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:52:48 2015 No.13576508 >>13576483 Yes. Give her the love she needs after so long.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:53:51 2015 No.13576511 File: 118 KB, 850x1060, ee30cf989d6133c999f54fb7b86ac7bc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576493 fatty. I'd rather cuddle this sleepy looking demon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:54:07 2015 No.13576512 >>13576484 Those end up looking scarier than the manticores. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2573579

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:54:08 2015 No.13576513 Dammit, you all are making me want to cuddle my dolls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:55:05 2015 No.13576517 >>13576503 >Raptor Onahole God that's fucking weird. I still want one of their actual Dragon-girl onaholes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:55:09 2015 No.13576520 >>13576512 u wot?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:56:07 2015 No.13576522 >>13576512 I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:56:56 2015 No.13576524 >Cupid releases >Still no Rambo related Cupid images I'm a bit surprised, or is Rambo not really a thing anymore?

Anonymous Sun May 31 03:57:02 2015 No.13576526

I have the urge to make chubby girls /fit/ now. Despite liking some chub. It just bothers me that chubs and fatties exist when you can simply eat at a decent calorie deficit /below your TDEE for about 4-6 months. I just can't respect an overweight partner now.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:57:07 2015 No.13576528 >>13576512 I will never understand why artists do those ridiculous faces, they kill my boner every fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:57:22 2015 No.13576530 >>13576512 >that first not-hidden comment I died

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:58:23 2015 No.13576533 >>13576524 There was a Cupid with an army camouflage palette somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:58:27 2015 No.13576534 >>13576526 I'd do that if I didn't get headaches from it. Tips?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:00:14 2015 No.13576542 File: 538 KB, 649x964, 4f616f1187788c063c89de3e129c1fb4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will you take your MG wife swimming this summer?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:00:35 2015 No.13576544 File: 46 KB, 400x520, 56213cd5dd0633b2c4fd34676aee28f3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw my constant doll-posting has influenced others to doll-post more

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:01:11 2015 No.13576545 >>13576526 God damn, I really know that feel. I ended it with a girl over this, among other things.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:01:31 2015 No.13576547 >>13576544 I blame Waifuborne more, to be honest

Anonymous Sun May 31 04:01:48 2015 No.13576548
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>>13576483
That doll needs a serious dose of healing from Master.

How big are KC's Living Dolls? How big or small would you want your Living Doll to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:03:02 2015 No.13576554 >>13576542 Swimming's always been a favorite activity of mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:03:03 2015 No.13576555 >>13576544 I doll-posted before it was cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:03:51 2015 No.13576557 >>13576544 you an hero anon >>13576548 I like my Living Dolls regular loli-sized, but I also like them when they're ~2 feet tall. I always assumed that one could switch between sizes at will.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:04:24 2015 No.13576562 File: 73 KB, 729x1032, 6ca881226b26a08519684f0353a18ff4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576542 yes

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:05:07 2015 No.13576565 File: 249 KB, 850x1275, 1433059507269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is going to end up being like the days when people kept going on about rozen maiden, same things were said back then. < the best living doll

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:05:07 2015 No.13576566 >>13576548 Either tall human-sized like Doll-chan or about 2 feet for hot cock bulge action.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:05:20 2015 No.13576569 >>13576542 >>13576562 Latex swimsuits. Latex in general. UNF

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:06:15 2015 No.13576574 >>13576548 They're as big as you want them to be. As you give them more of your energy, their form subtly changes over time to fit your preferences. I'd personally like mine to be human sized, but still small enough to absolutely bear hug.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:06:16 2015 No.13576575 >>13576565 Junk a best maiden, but only above average living doll.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:06:18 2015 No.13576576 >>13576533 I saw that but I mean something more Rambo related. Like a Cupid closing a wound with MAMONO MANA gunpowder or aiming at a helicopter with anon in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:06:46 2015 No.13576577 >>13576548 I think it might vary. You could have a full human sized doll like the one from Bloodborne, or a doll more along the size of an actual doll. While human sized is nice, Shortstack Living dolls will always have a place in my heart.

Anonymous Sun May 31 04:06:55 2015 No.13576579

>>13576534
It's going to sound like the most cliched fucking thing and unhelpful thing in the world. I know.

I used to be a sugar addicted glutton. It all really comes down to committing to it. Something clicked in me. Like I decided I wasn't going to be that way anymore and so my desires were put on hold and in a way I already succeeded I just needed time for all the weight to come off to reflect my change.

Here's some general tips.

Use an easy Food Diary like MyFitnessPal. It's easy and will give you an idea of what you're putting in your body.

Don't suddenly change to salads. I ate fucking pizzas, whole milk, burgers (without the bun if I was alone), and lots of chocolate. Just eat fucking less of it.

Exercise if possible is also good. Like run for 25-30 minutes a day. If you can do that. Maybe 3 times a week. It's not needed but it gives you room to eat more and not fuck it up.

Avoid bread if you can or moderate it. Treat it as junk food. It's generally pretty shitty, even whole wheat. Notice a lot of junk food has wheat/bread in it.

Avoid alcohol. Drink with your buddies. Never alone.

Have some willpower, but find some back ups. Like tea, coffee, lots of water. My favorite is cocoa powder with hot water and something like stevia. Better than it sounds for virtually no calories.

Stop snacking. Eat big meals, but really, stop snacking.

NO FUCKING GIMMICKS AND DIET PRODUCTS

TL;DR put the fork down.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:08:05 2015 No.13576584 File: 205 KB, 639x690, 930633dafa9e4716435117df85632d94.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576548 tall is best

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:08:31 2015 No.13576585 >>13576565 I missed that boat. I wish I didn't. It's too late for me now.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:09:10 2015 No.13576588 >>13576577 If the doll is too small, you can't kiss her during sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:09:18 2015 No.13576589 >>13576576 Eh, MGE Cupid's only a few days old. >>13576364 is the only fanart I've seen of it so far and it's actually not done.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:09:36 2015 No.13576590 >>13576579 Thanks for writing that all out anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:09:38 2015 No.13576591 >>13576483 Need more of psychologically scarred Living Dolls with extreme phobia to being thrown away by their master, like a broken toy or useless garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:09:38 2015 No.13576592 File: 180 KB, 490x750, 5788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feel the Sheep! Stick it deep!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:10:06 2015 No.13576594 >>13576569 Yeah, ever since I read Mega-Holst I can't get over the thought of a Holst wearing a latex bra.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:10:27 2015 No.13576595 >>13576565 I agree, but only because I simply adore the aesthetics of Fallen Angels.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:10:50 2015 No.13576596 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x800, You should a-er go er-a kill yerself.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576493

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:11:14 2015 No.13576598 >>13576588 Not with that attitude. >>13576592 Hell. No.

Anonymous Sun May 31 04:12:28 2015 No.13576602
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>>13576595
Oddly, I've been leaning towards pure angels and that sort of look with my mindset lately. I don't even fucking know why, and my brain refuses to explain it to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:12:45 2015 No.13576605 >>13576592 Way ahead of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:12:58 2015 No.13576606 File: 417 KB, 1200x1729, Would tenderly love that cute girl on the bottom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576592 I love me some sheep. Just not your sheep.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:13:41 2015 No.13576607 File: 728 KB, 2000x1600, cupid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wip. will work on bg next, color soon

Anonymous Sun May 31 04:13:43 2015 No.13576608

>>13576534
>headaches
I can't really help with just plain weight loss since I'm already HUGE, but I'm prone to migraines and I get one from all the water I drink combined with the low-salt diet. That's why I drink water salted to cholera medicine levels.

Anonymous Sun May 31 04:14:52 2015 No.13576614

>>13576588
>If the doll is too small, you can't kiss her during sex.
>Not bending your foot-tall living doll backwards until you can penetrate her womb and kiss her at the same time.
>Not dismantling her by the waist and holding her lower part near your crotch with one hand while holding the upper part with the other and kissing her.
Come on Anon. Be imaginative.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:16:51 2015 No.13576621 >>13576569 >>13576594 The lack of latex MG art is truly unfortunate.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:17:13 2015 No.13576624 >>13576588 >Not just detaching her head and kissing it while her body bounces up and down on your dick. It's simple stuff anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:17:36 2015 No.13576627 File: 111 KB, 500x600, 1429017066844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576542 Uhmm.. I don't know. I wish someone would draw an Oomukade in a bikini

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:18:08 2015 No.13576629 >>13576614 >ram her hips into your cock with both hands >she hugs you with her upper body for kissing Extremely lewd. I can't believe you've managed to turn my cut in half at the waist fetish into something vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:19:42 2015 No.13576637 >>13576627 Thanks Doc

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:20:08 2015 No.13576638 >>13576542 Most of my waifus have water powers/affinities. So yes. The others get to come too, because the whole harem needs to be in swimsuits at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:20:15 2015 No.13576639 >>13576627 You could always ask Loen or .Less

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:20:21 2015 No.13576640 >>13576629 Vanilla always finds a way, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:20:26 2015 No.13576641 What positions would your stronger MG waifu if you have one pelviscerate you in?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:20:46 2015 No.13576642 >>13576621 I've never experienced latex before. While it looks sexy, what's it really like? What's the difference to other tight fitting stretchy clothing?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:21:06 2015 No.13576644 >>13576607 Looking great so far.

Anonymous Sun May 31 04:21:37 2015 No.13576647

>>13576642
>>13576621
>>13576594
>Wanting the taste of rubber in your milk

How come all the people that say latex have obviously never dealt with the stuff? It's literally raw, unvuclanized rubber. It smells, it rots, it makes everything it comes in contact with it smell and taste like rubber too. PVC would be used in most of those applications, or real leather if you were going high end.

Even stretchy pleather is actually made of PVC as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:22:10 2015 No.13576650 >>13576542 Yes, but I wish she'd stop using mamono mana to make her top "accidentally" get swept away by the water.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:23:18 2015 No.13576655 File: 843 KB, 1280x1800, 1431962827636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576641 Missionary cow girl

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:23:28 2015 No.13576657 >>13576641 Cowgirl, basic but it's a good one. Or Amazon Position. Like http://imgur.com/hD5wCED If only because it looks interesting and would put our flexibility to the test.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:25:34 2015 No.13576661 >>13576641 Cowgirl. Specifically the kind of cowgirl where she's got her arms wrapped around me and her chest pressed against mine while leglocking me and she's shaking her hips insanely fast.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:25:45 2015 No.13576662 >>13576647 Wait is it really that bad? Why do people have such a fetish for it then?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:28:15 2015 No.13576666 File: 17 KB, 300x300, Passion_Python.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576641 Something like this

Anonymous Sun May 31 04:30:41 2015 No.13576672
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>>13576591
>You wake up next morning on the couch with your doll.
>She's no longer lying down with her head on your lap. Instead she managed to paste her body to yours with her arms around your shoulders and her legs firmly locked around your waist. Her tiny head rests against your chest with a content smile on her face
>Despite this, she easily comes off and stays asleep even as you lay her down beside you. With that settled you get up and head to the kitchen to prepare something to eat
>Do dolls need to eat? You're not sure, but you settle for serving an extra bowl of cereal just in case.
>The moment you pour the cereal she wakes up
>You can tell because of the terrible sound that escapes your living room seconds after you begin pouring
>Crying turns to screams of "Mastah! Mastah?!" as her tiny wooden legs desperately carry her into the kitchen and straight into you.
>she rams her head into your groin before rubbing herself on you as hard as she can. Her fingers grip you painfully, but the sound she makes while holding on hurts your heart much more.
>Eventually you settle for letting her sit on your lap while eating your cereal. You place the second bowl beside her and let her eat at her own pace.
>Halfway through she starts imitating your movements while not actually eating the cereal. It's a little funny, but then again it made sense if you consider all the imaginary tea parties
>When you finish eating she rubs her stomach and pushes her bowl away before wrapping her arms around your neck so that she doesn't fall off
>For the rest of the day you carry her around as best you can while doing work. She doesn't speak much other than small phrases.
>"I love master." Is the most common one, just about any act of affection gets her to say it. This is closely followed by "Lets hold tighter." Which only comes about when she wants a hug or if she's about to fall off.
>It's still creepy how she starts crying at random times though, you'll never get used to that.

Anonymous Sun May 31 04:32:46 2015 No.13576676

>>13576642
>>13576647
>>13576662
It's not that bad, anon is just salty. There's a process called chlorination that removes the smell and makes the latex easier to wear. As for wearing it, it is uncomfortable after long periods of time, especially if it doesn't fit right. Wearing latex makes hot feel hotter and cold feel colder. You will obviously sweat a lot. I can't really place what it feels like past that, but it's delightfully form fitting and smooth. It's really something that's hard to describe (for me at least).

Anonymous Sun May 31 04:33:58 2015 No.13576681

>>13576662
Because in the old days, plastic production was not advanced enough to make anything like modern stuff, so latex was the only option you had other than leather. Plus it was cheap and disposable for when you messed it up with your bodily fluids. Why do you think the yellow cleaning gloves under your sink are made of latex? The disposable factor was a huge component of its popularity.

It's like glasses. How many people have actual glass in their glasses anymore? Damn few.

When people say latex, most of them don't even know what it means. To them it just translates to 'stretchy tight non-cloth fetish gear'

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:34:52 2015 No.13576685 >>13576672 Maybe a good dicking will help the healing process

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:37:40 2015 No.13576695 >>13576647 >>13576681 Do you even have any legitimate experience with latex anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:39:19 2015 No.13576698 >>13576672 Adorable as fuck. Although, she best be gentle with that head ramming of hers.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:39:41 2015 No.13576701 >>13576695 I'm suddenly reminded of a Sunstone strip. Several, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:41:11 2015 No.13576706 >>13576672 >but the sound she makes while holding on hurts your heart much more. God damn it anon, this is heavy shit. And that random crying. I may not be able to relate but I could imagine how emotional she could be after what she's experienced.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:42:55 2015 No.13576712 >>13576672 I can only imagine how awkward taking a shit would be.

Anonymous Sun May 31 04:46:00 2015 No.13576718

>>13576695
Plenty, from moldmaking with raw liquid to scrubbing old masks and fetish clothing over the years. Try soaking even chlorinated latex in a bowl of water for a couple of hours and see what it smells and tastes like. And milk is even worse.

People still like their reasonably-priced catsuits and such, but if you've dealt with latex then you know exactly how it absorbs liquids + smells

And how it rubs off its rubber smell and taste on everything.

Milk is definitely in the top three liquids you don't ever want to introduce to latex.
>Dat ungodly spoiled milk smell it gets afterwards

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:47:08 2015 No.13576720 I want a war veteran Dark Elf who has fallen on hard times to become my maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:50:07 2015 No.13576723 >>13576720 Is her name Roberta?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:51:04 2015 No.13576725 >>13576718 Why would anybody get milk near them when doing stuff with latex? I barely have milk around me when living as it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 04:52:06 2015 No.13576728 >>13576725 Same here, but that's mostly because milk in my area sucks.

Anonymous Sun May 31 04:57:13 2015 No.13576742

>>13576725
Kids for one. Ever wonder why vintage halloween masks are some of the nastiest pieces of latex you will ever come in contact with? Fucking voodoo/horror shops man, even their creepy incense can't cover it. And the guy was using the same sort of thing for a milking bra. The horror. The horror.

Anonymous Sun May 31 04:58:10 2015 No.13576744

>>13576718
Gonna chime in here. I assume you're the anon who gave me the same advice for my Slimegirl story. I should probably have been cleared when I wrote the parts with latex in Mega-Holst. The latex bra had all sorts of enchantments on it to make it viable for the way it is being used. I realize now that I left that bit out. Since you gave me that tip, I've done a lot of research. I do have a bit of experience with latex, and it does really smell sometimes. I still like it because the sensations it gives me just is so above and beyond anything else, for me at least. Sorry for the confusion.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:01:17 2015 No.13576750 >>13576723 No, why do you ask?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:02:29 2015 No.13576752 >>13576742 I-I don't get the joke here.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:03:00 2015 No.13576753 >>13576750 Well, it just seems like if anything were to happen to you she might go on a rampage. Nobody would survive her blood trail in her quest to avenge you, even if it led her to the blackest of lagoons.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:03:30 2015 No.13576755 >>13576639 I don't think there up when I'm around. I don't catch them a lot

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:03:45 2015 No.13576756 >>13576742 Nigga are you even aware of the modern advancements in latex?

Anonymous Sun May 31 05:04:16 2015 No.13576759

>>13576744
The main issue with latex is never how it looks or feels or smells or tastes really. It's just how it transfers those attributes to anything it touches. Nothing you want around food. But in the end, it's just rubber, man. You don't need magic, you just need to vulcanize it and give it a good gel coat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:04:49 2015 No.13576760 >>13576723 You know, I think a hellhound would be a better fit for her. The whole, caring and loving with the man she deems fit, and willing to destroy anything or anyone that would hurt them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:06:17 2015 No.13576762 >>13576760 You do have a point, it was just the rest of his post that made me think of her. She'd make a wonderful hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:07:26 2015 No.13576764 >>13576760 Naw, a kiki suits her best. Those wolf birds a fuckin scary if they get it in their minds to clean not stains, but people. The battlefield her floor, hellfire her broom. That sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:08:36 2015 No.13576769 >>13576759 Yeah, I feel you. I'm still probably gonna use latex in al my stories, I'll just be sure to make the magical distinction. I like the magic better because it fits the setting more.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:09:21 2015 No.13576771 >>13576753 Oh I see. You don't need to worry, nothing bad will happen to me. Not with a Dark Elf maid.

Anonymous Sun May 31 05:10:03 2015 No.13576773

>MGK
>Make presents for big sis Jabberwock and Lilim
>Hope they fucking love glitter as much as I do
>Run to show it to them
>Bump into someone as I sharply turn a corner
>It's that one 5th grader Cupid who just stares at people
>I apologize to her and continue running
>I could almost swear she kept staring at me as I left
>It felt like the same stare the lunch lady gave me

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:10:46 2015 No.13576775 >>13576762 Yeah, I figured. I was just trying to think of what would actually suit her best. Also, a violence-addled Hellhound maid would be a sight to see, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:10:54 2015 No.13576776 File: 154 KB, 943x1333, 18737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Good morning Anon, would you like some breakfast, or some tea, or maybe, me?"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:12:24 2015 No.13576779 >>13576776 Just some breakfast, please. And would you kindly stop offering yourself to me. You'll find someone eventually.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:12:37 2015 No.13576780 >>13576776 I want a ride around the property while I drink scalding hot tea.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:15:46 2015 No.13576786 >>13576776 Those shoes are adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:20:39 2015 No.13576791 >>13576776 Nightmare Maid a Best.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:21:39 2015 No.13576792 >>13576776 Mix the breakfast and the tea together and allow me drink it out of your cleavage, please.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:21:53 2015 No.13576794 >>13576776 Last time you tried that you broke my foot. Now because of nerve damage I can't move my toes and my foot is always numb. Get out my house.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:22:24 2015 No.13576796 G-Guys I don't think I can hold out anymore. I'm slowly

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:22:47 2015 No.13576799 >>13576759 >>13576769 Also, sorry I didn't say this earlier, I'm a scumbag. I appreciate the advice you've given me. Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:23:54 2015 No.13576802 >>13576796 We have to let him suffer, guys. Trying to save him is how Girtablilu snipers obtain more victims.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:24:33 2015 No.13576804 >>13576802 rip random guy in the street.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:27:00 2015 No.13576809 >>13576776 Who gave you those clothes? Return them at once, and then get back in the garage. You'll make my home smell. Also, stop masturbating with my shovel, or I'll hammer nails into the tip and file them down to points.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:28:26 2015 No.13576812 >>13576796 You're slowly cumming? You should go see a doctor, monstergirls are supposed to make it happen much more fast.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:29:59 2015 No.13576815 >>13576812 But what if his waifu's into orgasm denial?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:30:28 2015 No.13576819 >>13576776 "Breakfast? Breakfast!? WE HAVE NOT TIME FOR BREAKFAST WITH ENEMIES ON THE HORIZON! PREPARE YOURSELF MOUNT, WE RIDE WITHIN THE HOUR!"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:32:18 2015 No.13576820 >>13576815 Doesn't a monstergirl who denies orgasm deny herself of what she desires?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:33:03 2015 No.13576823 >>13576820 Maybe she's got a denial fetish too?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:33:31 2015 No.13576824 >>13576815 >>13576820 Exactly, its contradictory.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:38:50 2015 No.13576832 >>13576819 >Having a maid/soldier centaur waifu. You're making me think of a centaur version of Rosarita from Black Lagoon, and it's giving me a boner.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:45:24 2015 No.13576844 >>13576809 You know, she probably wouldn't smell if you let her bathe.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:47:21 2015 No.13576845 >>13576844 There's a pond outside. She's not using the shower, that's for people.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:49:29 2015 No.13576854 >>13576832 Good.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:57:28 2015 No.13576869 >>13576641 Me on top while pelviscerating myself due to the poison in my system

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:59:02 2015 No.13576872 File: 115 KB, 620x877, 1431854619548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576815 >>13576820 It's an investment she stops him for a bit so she get a lot more a bit later

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:05:37 2015 No.13576890 >>13576845 Why not join her in the pond, and wash each other? Doesn't that sound lovely?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:15:07 2015 No.13576908 >>13576845 >Centaur Maid trying to get to shower >Anon rushes in and denies her while yelling "She thinks she's people!"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:16:57 2015 No.13576912 >>13576890 Though it's an animal, it has enough intelligence to bathe itself. I don't see why I should sully myself in its dirtwater.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:35:13 2015 No.13576951 File: 83 KB, 280x400, Divining Rod nipples.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you have sex with your monster mother-in-law to save your waifu's life?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:36:22 2015 No.13576957 >>13576912 >Referring to your Centaur maid as "It." You've revealed yourself to be the evil dictator you are.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:37:44 2015 No.13576961 >>13576951 Only because my wife's life is in danger and this will save her I want to be a faithful man

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:37:45 2015 No.13576962 >>13576951 >Have sex and your waifu lives >Don't have sex and she dies Anon the only way you can make this more one bloody sided is if you also got a cash prize for banging her too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:39:46 2015 No.13576963 >>13576962 Scruples aren't meant to be fair.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:43:15 2015 No.13576966 >>13576957 Not my fault bullying horsepussy is so fun and easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:50:46 2015 No.13576981 >>13576966 You strike me as the kind who's in denial. You'd bully horsepussy as you're loving it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:52:43 2015 No.13576985 >>13570681 >>13570687 I'm confused as to what this is about.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:52:57 2015 No.13576986 >>13576981 I'm cool with horsepussy the same way I'm cool with gays. So long as they don't hit on me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:54:32 2015 No.13576988 >>13576986 So if a Centaur starts backing that thing up on you?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:55:51 2015 No.13576993 >>13576988 >b-back that ass up

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:56:14 2015 No.13576995 >>13576988 I dodge. Bitch is like a truck driver, she can't see shit behind her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 06:56:36 2015 No.13576996 >>13576988 I'd smack that fat ass. And then I'd finger her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:02:05 2015 No.13577007 >>13576963 What I'm saying is it's a trash scruple that nobody would ever question.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:03:22 2015 No.13577009 What would you do if a Monster Girl you didn't like started hitting on you?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:04:44 2015 No.13577015 >>13577007 >Trash >Nobody Somebody's fannyflustered.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:05:55 2015 No.13577018 >>13577009 Well, if she's funny and/or is paying then I'd cautiously accept her advances.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:08:02 2015 No.13577021 >>13577009 Tell her I'm gay and prance out of the room like a flaming fairy. I ain't letting any swamp donkey hit on me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:09:37 2015 No.13577024 >>13577009 It would depend on the type. There are some that, while I dislike, aren't the end of the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:11:25 2015 No.13577029 >>13577009 I guess it would depend on her personality at that point. If I'm not a fan of her species she's gotta win me over with who she is, like she's not going to kill or enslave me or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:13:21 2015 No.13577031 >>13577009 Shit my pants and start screaming, then proceed to vomit all over her. If she's still interested, she can chase me whilst avoiding slipping on the rancid lakes of shit and spaghetti leaking from my jeans.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:17:13 2015 No.13577037 >>13577031 >shit and spaghetti leaking from my jeans Chew your food you fucking duck.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:17:57 2015 No.13577040 >>13577015 Your morality compass must be broken anon. Knowingly letting someone die, especially your waifu, is several hundred times worse than sexing up your mother in law. I mean...come on anon, you can do better than this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:18:53 2015 No.13577044 >>13577009 Same thing I'd do if one I liked started hitting on me. Spill my spaghetti everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:19:05 2015 No.13577046 >>13577037 NO

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:21:13 2015 No.13577051 >>13577040 >You can do better This was supposed to be a South Park reference for fun. Stop over thinking things, it's why smart people have little friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:28:24 2015 No.13577059 File: 87 KB, 1250x1400, Whatever nerd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13577051

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:29:54 2015 No.13577066 File: 29 KB, 232x242, Shitty transparent attempt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13577059 You won't have friends if you act like House all the time! There are no Wilsons in real life!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:33:03 2015 No.13577071 File: 225 KB, 750x1000, Who needs friends when you're a hot angel scientist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13577066

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:35:33 2015 No.13577076 >>13577071 >Who needs friends Everyone!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:36:50 2015 No.13577079 File: 149 KB, 640x480, pain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575488 >sept 17 is this real life

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:36:55 2015 No.13577080 >>13577071 Don't say those things out loud or the Cupid will black arrow you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:38:26 2015 No.13577085 >>13577079 You lucky bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:38:32 2015 No.13577086 >>13577079 >Month of the Onee-sama Oi, no complaining, fag. All I get is haughty "Oh ho ho" sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:40:07 2015 No.13577090 >>13577086 >All I get is haughty "Oh ho ho" sluts. Again, you lucky bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:40:58 2015 No.13577095 >>13577090 Wanna swap?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:41:40 2015 No.13577098 >>13577095 Sure, I got Kuuderes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:44:29 2015 No.13577103 >>13577098 >Kuudere aspara I really wish the 17th weren't Apsara. They do absolutely nothing for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:46:17 2015 No.13577106 >>13577103 I'll take all of them off your hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:46:54 2015 No.13577109 >>13575488 >Thugdere >One off from Thugdere Unicorn Son of a bitch!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:48:38 2015 No.13577115 >>13577106 I'll trade you all these brown bitches for one ara ara spideryetigirl

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:49:29 2015 No.13577118 >>13577115 ...would you take a McDonalds coupon?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:50:37 2015 No.13577119 >>13577118 Is it a coupon for one free marriage to an ara ara yetispider?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:51:37 2015 No.13577123 >>13577119 No it's for a free fillet O' fish.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:54:02 2015 No.13577129 >>13577123 >A handful of brown Apsaras for a single free burger Yeah I'll take it I guess. Maybe if I go innamountains with it I can use it as an offering to the spideryeti. I could even eat it, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:54:55 2015 No.13577132 >>13577129 Yes, tonight we're gonna have a milk party!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:56:06 2015 No.13577133 File: 264 KB, 850x691, 18679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chubby?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:57:08 2015 No.13577135 File: 453 KB, 960x859, 18678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13577133 Or strong?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:57:57 2015 No.13577136 >>13577135 >>13577133 I like both

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:57:59 2015 No.13577137 >>13575488 Genius Hellhound eh?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:58:27 2015 No.13577141 >>13577135 >>13577133 Depends on what we're doing. Adventuring? Strong. Settling down? That first cow looks awful soft.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 07:59:34 2015 No.13577144 >>13577133 >>13577135 If I had to pick one of those, the first one. I'd rather an average one though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:06:28 2015 No.13577154 >>13577135 >>13577133 The one without the shrunken head.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:07:16 2015 No.13577156 File: 3.81 MB, 2000x1224, 1432363077283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Having dreams about marrying Miia and making a loving family with her is the only thing that's keeping me from killing myself

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:08:26 2015 No.13577160 >>13577156 >Not killing yourself to be with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:11:05 2015 No.13577165 >>13577160 >Not killing countless others to offer a blood sacrifice so that the gods grant her physical form Pleb.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:12:52 2015 No.13577168 >>13577165 >Wanting to shit her out into 3DPD instead of joining her in 2D Heathen.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:14:16 2015 No.13577171 >>13577156 Trade your ticket to Gensokyo for a ticket to EMG.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:18:38 2015 No.13577179 File: 627 KB, 900x1320, 5393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anons, you're starting to get a little dark in this thread. How about we inject some love back into it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:20:47 2015 No.13577183 File: 375 KB, 892x1247, monoeye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13577179 No, lets inject some bully into this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:20:54 2015 No.13577184 File: 119 KB, 850x850, 1429700629290.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13577179

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:20:57 2015 No.13577185 File: 1.13 MB, 1408x1275, 1398063504494.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13577179 I love Miia!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:29:02 2015 No.13577215 WHOSE READY FOR MONSTER HUNTER X (cross) MONSTER GIRLS

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:40:48 2015 No.13577245 >>13577215 This about that speculation in the MGQ threads involving the next TT game being a MH type?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:41:51 2015 No.13577251 >>13577245 NO I'M TALKING ABOUT MONSTER GIRL TANS OF THE NEW MONSTERS IN MONSTER HUNTER X

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:44:07 2015 No.13577261 >>13577251 What? Speak English and go slowly.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:45:09 2015 No.13577265 >>13577215 >MH X pulling inspiration from Frontier Oh...yeah...great. ...Woo... >>13577261 He's saying the new MH Monsters will get Monster Girl version art.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:48:35 2015 No.13577280 >>13577265 Ah. Overall I'm not too offput by using Frontier's style, but I don't think releasing another MH title so soon after the last one is a smart idea. I don't even have a 3DfuckingS, and they're already releasing ANOTHER game.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:54:06 2015 No.13577302 File: 1.29 MB, 1320x1396, 42953026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13577183 I'd rather get bullied by a Gazer.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:05:21 2015 No.13577317 File: 114 KB, 1000x706, 0000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://exhentai.org/g/820019/4e1fe33c3d/ Not his most recent work or most recently posted work, but someone went and posted Setouchi's Succubus/Demon girl doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:08:06 2015 No.13577322 File: 2.25 MB, 3507x4600, The Rape Train has no brakes... chu chu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13577179 Love is lame.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:19:26 2015 No.13577343 >>13575488 >Deredere Jinko But deredere is boring, and I don't like Jinkos. Oh well, its not like she's a valid option anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:34:53 2015 No.13577385 >>13575488 >Thugdere Sea Bishop What

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:37:08 2015 No.13577396 >>13577385 Well, taking her silly little hat would prove to be more amusing than normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:44:25 2015 No.13577409 >>13575488 >Himedere Wyvern Does this mean I get a Himecut black haired dragon wearing Japanese dresses? Because that would make my dick into Adamantium mixed with Vibranium,

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:46:48 2015 No.13577416 >>13577317 I can get behind this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 09:57:34 2015 No.13577436 >>13577322 I like Dragon and Dark Priest on that one.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 10:19:47 2015 No.13577501 File: 292 KB, 858x800, canadian yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13577118 >not a Bennigan's coupon >not a Tim Horton's coupon >no gumballs I don't like where this is going friend, but you're still welcome in MGC Canada except Quebec

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 10:20:32 2015 No.13577502 >No Scottish Wight will ever teach me how to properly drink whiskey >She'll never give me a long and passionate kiss that has the flavor of the brand of whiskey she just drank

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 10:38:09 2015 No.13577545 >>13577135 >>13577133 Into the slaughter house it goes

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 10:48:37 2015 No.13577578 >>13577502 >she'll never kiss you with a mouth full of whiskey and let it slowly trickle into your mouth

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 10:50:35 2015 No.13577585 >>13577502 >Wight >Drinking regular fucking Whiskey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 10:52:54 2015 No.13577594 >>13577585 Get that hipster BS out of here. That's not how you enjoy a real glass of Whiskey you fucking inbred horsetwat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:01:11 2015 No.13577622 >>13577594 >Scottish Wight Whoops, I thought you meant a regular Wight that drinks for pleasure instead of the kind that goes out and drinks to get shitfaced as quickly as possible. Sorry 'pardner honeeest missteak.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:05:27 2015 No.13577635 >>13577622 >Scottish >Not drinking for pleasure and to enjoy the taste of proper Whiskey that can cost up to 150,000 pounds for some sets I bet you wouldn't know a good tasting drink from that crap they put in wine coolers that isn't even really wine.

Anonymous Sun May 31 11:14:02 2015 No.13577671
File: 137 KB, 850x1029, pretend shes a doll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Let's say a Cupid worked at a special detective job, where she would work for lovestruck clients, both Monster Girl and Human, stalk their lover, then send an arrow their way to profess their love and live happily.

One day a Living Doll enters the Cupid's office. Unlike most, she appears middle aged, with a still-lovely porcelain face. She also has dark skin, a tall stature, and a maid's outfit. She tells that she was created by an artisan who became a grandmother, as a gift to her newborn grandchild. Her job was to serve and raise the child in the absence of his parents. The Doll then hands the Cupid a picture of the Human Boy, with fair skin, blonde hair, a youthful face, exactly what you'd expect a high-society kid to grow up as. The Doll then notes his personality, talking fondly about how naive and sweet he is, before the Cupid tells her to get to the point.

Now, the child has grown and reached the age of 16, an age in MGC's high society where a human boy is to be wed off. The boy has his sights set on the Black Dragon lady, a Mistress with a heart blacker than her scales. She's mighty, and cruel, and goes through multiple servants a week, picking them up at Butler Cafes, and tossing them out alleys. The boy is completely infatuated with her for some reason, but the Dragon is interested solely for acquiring his estates, and having a quick fuck.

The Doll maid then confesses that she ended up growing far too attached to the boy, and states that she doesn't want him to end up in a marriage where the best outcome would be Stockholm Syndrome. She asks the Cupid to make the Boy fall in love with her, so she can make sure he's happy and safe. The Boy's love for her is strictly platonic, though a Cupid's arrows could probably awaken some love deep inside.

So, should the Cupid interfere and use her arrows to make a Boy fall in love with someone who loves him, or stay out since he's already in love with someone, even if the resulting marriage would likely end poorly?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:15:02 2015 No.13577678 >>13576473 >the daughter Because she'd be better than the wife. Also, would she be a dhampir or is she pure blood

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:15:08 2015 No.13577679 >>13577671 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:19:37 2015 No.13577696 >>13577671 >Prefering the rich asshole over the loving maid Obviously the Cupid should interfere, it's not too late to save him from his shit tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:29:57 2015 No.13577737 >>13577671 Golden arrow for Doll and guy, black arrow for the dragon who feels overwhelming loneliness that out paces her greed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:32:42 2015 No.13577745 >>13577737 Would the black arrow even work on her at this point? She's practically experiencing the effect it gives already, and would either do nothing or make her go over the edge and hang out in her closet.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:34:32 2015 No.13577750 >>13577737 This would probably be the best outcome. Doll gets to be with her master, Dragon learns the meaning of love. Threesome end! Yeah!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:34:52 2015 No.13577751 >>13577671 Any choice is a valid one, if its your own. The cupid can die in a fire alongside the rest of her kind, fuck the MGs who can affect free will.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:35:27 2015 No.13577754 >>13575488 >Ara ara dark priest not even mad

Anonymous Sun May 31 11:35:58 2015 No.13577757

>>13577745
Black arrow makes them long for someones touch and companion ship so instead of her hanging out with the kid for money, she'd have to go out with someone for attention.
>Cue healing story about black dragon finding love with some guy who doesn't have a lot of money.

Anonymous Sun May 31 11:36:08 2015 No.13577758

>>13577737
Huh. Actually, a black arrow for the dragon would probably be enough. No need to mess with the boy and the doll would be more likely to accept his feelings since she will be more than just some cunt.

>>13577745
I mean, the black arrow would cause despair, but from what I understood it also drove them to seek love, rather than wallow in their despair or lose themselves and die.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:36:23 2015 No.13577761 >>13575488 Chuuni Dhampir sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:37:37 2015 No.13577764 So Poseidon is the big breasted onee-chan type who gives of a mellow ara-ara, ufufu~ vibe (going trough KC's ask.fm again to make a proper pastebin)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:38:00 2015 No.13577768 >>13577758 So it would make them actively seek love instead of desire love and sitting there.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:40:59 2015 No.13577776 >>13577768 For single people that don't have any interest in it prior to the strike, probably. We have no way to know though, until KC clarifies how it works, so this is just one possibility. You can always make whatever you want to work in your head.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:42:18 2015 No.13577783 >>13577764 That's a really big far-cry from the Greek mythology, but since I have a fetish for big-tittied onee-chan types my dick just doesn't care.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:44:54 2015 No.13577790 >>13577764 Noice, makes sense having the sea bishops as her servants

Anonymous Sun May 31 11:45:08 2015 No.13577793

>>13577751
That's one of the ethical decisions a Cupid must make. Intervening would eliminate free will, but keep someone from making a choice that could ruin their whole life. The human boy is young and about to wed someone who could and probably would take every penny he owns then toss him out when she gets bored of his dick. Would she be in the right to take over the situation and put him into a relationship that would be happier and more carefree?

That's one of the many things a cupid has to debate if she takes a job, is that is the situation dire enough to call for her intervention?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:45:36 2015 No.13577797 >>13577764 >big breasted onee-chan type who gives of a mellow ara-ara, ufufu~ vibe Poseidon confirmed for best goddess

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:49:52 2015 No.13577806 >>13577783 >onee-chan love mah nigga! Also war efforts of the order against the demon lord are all-in-all on a rather small scale, since the human states are more busy fighting against each other

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:51:00 2015 No.13577809 I want to be a little priest boy who wants to marry Poseidon!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:52:34 2015 No.13577815 >>13577809 You can't marry her anon, she's as fickle as the sea!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:53:03 2015 No.13577818 >>13577793 There's probably an "Eros council" that decides shit like this. Cupids have to be sanctioned before they bow someone.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:54:28 2015 No.13577825 >>13577806 >since the human states are more busy fighting against each other That doesn't surprise me really.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:54:34 2015 No.13577826 >>13577815 I don't care, I'll marry her and love her like a Big Sister!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:55:51 2015 No.13577827 >>13577826 >love her like a Big Sister That reminds me I should get back to work.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:57:04 2015 No.13577829 File: 364 KB, 793x834, 1413426053058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My butt hurts!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:57:39 2015 No.13577832 >>13577818 >"Eros damnit Cupid your a loose cannon! I ought to take you off the force!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 11:59:53 2015 No.13577837 >>13577818 There are likely briefings and the like that prep Cupids on the couples and other people they're going to bow.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:00:14 2015 No.13577839 >>13577832 >"give me your badge and your bow, you're on payed leave until we figure out what to do with you"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:00:35 2015 No.13577840 File: 261 KB, 800x547, 50654070_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:01:02 2015 No.13577843 >>13577837 Yeah stuff like that, and they have to make sure they're compatible and shit. And the black arrows might just be reserved for complete scumbags who try and destroy love...or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:01:37 2015 No.13577844 >>13577840 So cute. >>13577839 >I'm going after Mendoza on my own!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:01:43 2015 No.13577846 >>13577827 On what?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:03:43 2015 No.13577850 >>13577846 A boy and his succu-nee-san.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:04:36 2015 No.13577851 >>13577850 Alp?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:05:39 2015 No.13577855 >>13577851 Yes, but nevermind that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:16:20 2015 No.13577877 >>13577840 Random thought, kissing a girl with teeth like that would be awkward to say the least. Imagine catching your tongue on them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:18:03 2015 No.13577884 >>13577877 I'd love to play around them with my tongue.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:18:18 2015 No.13577887 >>13577877 That's why you Bop a Shark girl on the nose to get her to run away

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:22:23 2015 No.13577903 >>13577887 I'm hoping that we see a Crabman shark girl in July.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:24:26 2015 No.13577906 >>13577903 and I hope she gets Bopped on the Nose.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:24:59 2015 No.13577908 >>13577840 I'm going to flick shark-chan on the nose.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:31:38 2015 No.13577922 Adventurers wanted for Quest. Sword stolen by dark elves, 2k G reward along with ownership rights of any dark elves captured during raid.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:32:47 2015 No.13577925 >>13577840 I want to put something in her mouth to prevent her closing it then proceed to fuck her throat senseless.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:34:36 2015 No.13577935 >>13577840 You know, a shark girl would be one of the only probably aggressive MGs I would ever go for. A shame we don't have an official one yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:36:05 2015 No.13577941 >>13577840 I want to kiss her on the nose and then let the snu snu begin

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:38:42 2015 No.13577947 I want to fuck a fat NEET monster girl and then cuddle

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:40:39 2015 No.13577954 >>13577947 I want to lead a fat NEET monstergirl on only to dump her to get fucked by all her bullies.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:40:49 2015 No.13577955 >>13577935 Prolly only aggressive when too sober, then it's just a gruff tsun girl. Living on a beach means she'd likely be coming up the bars for a drink whenever she wants.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:40:57 2015 No.13577957 >>13577947 I'd do that. Make her a yeti and we have the ultimate in cuddling

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:41:18 2015 No.13577962 >>13577922 Sounds great. 2k gold and selling on the elves would give a fair bit of money to fuck better monster girls at the local brothel. What's the catch?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:44:28 2015 No.13577970 >>13577962 They have a mage with them. Sorceress with a killer pair of E cups who can summon a few elementals. May want to bring a party.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:51:12 2015 No.13577997 >>13577970 Too bad i am a master of the ancient art of tit-fu, i get a bonus against big breasted women.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:53:19 2015 No.13578002 >>13577997 Go for it then, I hear they fetch a high price on the slave market. Got some other quests available as well if you need them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:53:52 2015 No.13578004 >>13577962 >paid sex with MGs Say what? Where'd you even find that kind of brothels?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:54:28 2015 No.13578006 >>13577970 Elementals? Even better, form a party, sell of the elves and split the elementals between the party members. What could possibly go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:57:37 2015 No.13578014 >>13578002 What other sorts of quests did you have?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 12:57:40 2015 No.13578015 >>13578006 Two guys want a sylph, gnome gets taken immediately, undine goes yan for a guy, ignis gets ignored.

Anonymous Sun May 31 13:00:27 2015 No.13578023

>>13578014
Current other ones are a simple goblin clearing mission, they've taken a small mine. No word on if they have a hobgoblin with them but there's about twenty of them.
500 gold and same slaving rights.

Last one is sneaking into a harpy nest and bringing back one of the chicks. 5k gold but you need to avoid killing anyone.
Any extra chicks are yours.
I don't like this one too much but it's there if you want it.
I you want to meet the guy who did it though.....

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:02:58 2015 No.13578029 >>13578002 >Slave market Fuck the slave market i want my harem.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:05:16 2015 No.13578031 >>13578029 Whatever you say. You keeping them for pleasure or building a maid slave force? So, how do you plan on breaking them? I know some guys who could help you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:07:31 2015 No.13578037 >>13578015 >ignis gets ignored. Not on my watch she doesn't >>13578023 >separating a harpy from her mother How awful. Even an adventuring slaver has standards, the goblins are totally mine though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:07:31 2015 No.13578038 >>13578031 Being firm but gentle enough to get them to have stockholm syndrome, then i would build my maid army and conquer the mountain away from civilized lands where i can enjoy my spoils alone.

Anonymous Sun May 31 13:12:10 2015 No.13578057

>>13578037
Yeah, not a lot of takers for that second one, not that I blame them.
I may or may not be willing to let some things slip depending on your persuasion.

>>13578038
Well, enjoy, I do know of a ruined castle or two if you want, although some may need to be cleared out.

Anonymous Sun May 31 13:18:52 2015 No.13578074

>>13578031
I feel like a weird monster, i despise so much slavery but find having a slave appealing.

it disgust me to think about breaking them, instead trying to get them to obey me out of their own will, i mean the first sound like just owning another animal like a hourse or a packmule to just carry on your orders and stuff, but the latter sounds more like you would have an asset that could think on its own and help you solve your problems in more ways that you could think.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:20:56 2015 No.13578079 >>13578074 Don't think of it as slavery. Think of it as aggressive waifuing and hiring. Could always go into the breeding business. Lotta guys will pay good money for certain MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:25:31 2015 No.13578086 >>13577922 I'm in. Totally not working for the Elves, trust me. The collar's just a fashion statement.

Anonymous Sun May 31 13:26:22 2015 No.13578090

>>13578079
I am also egotistical as fuck, i would try think of a way about making money with them withou such degradations and humilliations, like maybe open a farm and make them my workforce? i dunno.

I care deeply for anything under my responsibility, i would kinda get too attached to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:27:06 2015 No.13578091 >>13576607 You actually did it, holy shit it looks gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:27:56 2015 No.13578093 >>13578086 Ok. If you ever need some slaving assistance I know a guy you speak to.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:28:13 2015 No.13578096 >>13576627 We do have Alp's picture of an Oomukade in a one-piece.

Anonymous Sun May 31 13:28:32 2015 No.13578098

>>13577806
ah, this one was probably obvious, but anyway:

If you had a human wife with her staying chaste during a long-range relationship, then she'll remain chaste and wait for you even after she turns into a monstergirl. Should she no longer be able to hold back, then she'll set out on a journey to meet you, but will newer jump some other guys dick

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:28:41 2015 No.13578099 >>13578086 And the nametag saying "If found, please return to Mrs Alurin Gailis, The Great Fortress of the Elves, No 42 Elfinshire way"? Oh and the other side says "Fluffy Hugglekins"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:30:01 2015 No.13578101 >>13578090 You say that like its a bad thing. Quite a few breeders only sell their daughterus to the best buyers.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:30:41 2015 No.13578104 Reminder that Tanuki's and other MGs actually control your precious MG slave markets.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:31:46 2015 No.13578105 I want to NEET out with Chubby alp senpai and lay together on a bed sleeping

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:32:07 2015 No.13578106 >>13578104 Eh, they pay decent coinage for me to do my selling. Besides, I get paid twice in the cases of girls looking for a little doming in their life.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:32:44 2015 No.13578108 >>13578031 >breaking them Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:33:06 2015 No.13578110 >>13578101 I just don't like this whole "no morality" zone in the slavery business, at least be a bit humane with them and care for them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:33:15 2015 No.13578111 >>13578104 Don't some monsters put themselves in the slave market to raise their chances at gaining a husband?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:34:29 2015 No.13578115 >>13578106 Reminder that having a business oriented attitude of this nature will most likely lead YOU to being a Tanuki slave. Especially considering the business you're in. >>13578111 Yes.

Anonymous Sun May 31 13:36:15 2015 No.13578121

>>13578108
Slaving term man.
Breaking can mean anything from your old mindbreak methods to hugging a girl till she's a cuddle slut.
One nut I knew used dairy of some sort.
Never saw a chubby manticore till I met him.

>>13578110
Hey, don't lump us in with those black market guys, we keep them fed and well housed in some quarters we've built.

>>13578115
Oh, I'm well aware of that.
There's a reason you only come into this business if your an old adventurer.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:36:25 2015 No.13578122 File: 1.15 MB, 1040x1040, 6d672b8d733791a5a5ba60e229814198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Line 166 http://pastebin.com/CxVy1Kgc >Lich Experiments with Forbidden Acts

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:37:48 2015 No.13578125 >>13578115 Adding to this, for all we know the "slaves" probably have their own college-esque dorm rooms where they are taught how to act as if they were actual slaves.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:39:28 2015 No.13578131 >>13578121 >Old Adventurer Reminder to always check your drink old man. Always. You never know if some enterprising human might be looking to...remove the competition while making some quick gold.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:41:56 2015 No.13578137 >>13578131 Always do, although after all the manticore venom, dark elf poisons, and apophis toxins I've gone through I'm inoculated quite a bit of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:43:56 2015 No.13578142 File: 182 KB, 640x478, krusty-doll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13576231 Check this before getting it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:45:04 2015 No.13578143 >>13578142 >Implying it isn't "Hard Rape" and "Cuddle Rape"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:46:51 2015 No.13578147 >>13578143 >Implying I wouldn't set it to hard rape and give her to my son

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:47:47 2015 No.13578149 >>13578122 That Lich has an adorable childishness to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:47:55 2015 No.13578150 >>13578122 >More Lich My friend. You went back to it already. Good shit. That Lich not even knowing how to give a blowjob is too fucking cute, but then again, she's been adorable the whole thing so far.

Anonymous Sun May 31 13:53:04 2015 No.13578163

>>13578137
Don't be worried about the petty stuff Old Man.

What you should be concerned with is the Wonderland Elixirs that can change you into a monster, your perceptions of reality, or even your age...

Are you enjoying that drink the bar keep gave you? Did the few sips you took from your flask during the auction quench your thirst? I must say you've had a bit more youthful pep in your step than normal.

Perhaps you should listen less to the man telling you to be wary and be more wary of him instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:53:44 2015 No.13578166 >>13574062 10/10 Put it on a pastebin

Anonymous Sun May 31 13:56:25 2015 No.13578172

>>13578163
Old man?
I'm twenty five!
Geez, adventuring must have take more of a toll on me than I thought.
And I'm well aware of that wonderland junk.
Do you know how often we get some nut trying to pass off as a girl using that stuff?
I have to keep sending them to the orphanage and one of them gets hooked on the stuff every blue moon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 13:56:58 2015 No.13578174 >>13578150 >That Lich not even knowing how to give a blowjob is too fucking cute Love is for the living, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:00:28 2015 No.13578183 >>13575488 GENIUS WURM WTF IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE. THIS SHIT IS SCARY. she could take over the world with her power and genius

Anonymous Sun May 31 14:06:55 2015 No.13578210

>>13578172
I'll give you about a day before you're back to a more innocent age.

You needn't worry about the details, just know that a certain Tanuki will take good care of you as a boy.

Or perhaps it's better to say that she'll take good care of your boyhood! Hhahahaha...

Serious talk though, why not hand over whatever assets you currently have to me so I can take your place? At least you'll have a worthy successor taking your stead as slaver.

Who knows, maybe I'll end up getting my drinks spiked and suffer the same fate as you aye? Sort of like Karma yeah? Although I doubt it, I'm rather cautious but so were you and look where we are now.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:11:55 2015 No.13578223 >>13578210 >Not having a tight security detail consisting of amazoness and onis that can act as foodtasters on occassion? Is like you want to get fucked up, do not take that business lightly.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:12:06 2015 No.13578224 Clothed Sex Y/N

Anonymous Sun May 31 14:12:14 2015 No.13578225

>>13578210
Sorry, gotta move a couple more girls today and I've still got some life left in these old bones.

Come back when I'm fifty, maybe then I could sign it over.

And it wouldn't be the first time someone tried to shotafy me. Weirdest Sabbath cult I ever met.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:12:56 2015 No.13578227 >>13578224 y

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:13:00 2015 No.13578228 >>13578224 >Clothed paizuri Mah nigga

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:13:17 2015 No.13578229 >>13578224 >Y/N >Not Y/Y

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:14:28 2015 No.13578231 >>13578099 Okay I lied, it's for my bachelor party. >>13578183 But she's benevolent.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:17:47 2015 No.13578243 >>13578174 Fair enough, I just figured that a Lich would definitely come up with some stuff involving oral for either side to analyze. >>13578224 Yes. Is this even really a question?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:18:46 2015 No.13578244 >>13578224 Clothed is much better than naked I like it when she's wearing a skirt and then pulls it up to right under her breasts that's super hot

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:21:10 2015 No.13578251 >>13578224 Y every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:21:20 2015 No.13578253 >>13578225 OneeSabbath best sabbath

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:22:44 2015 No.13578261 >>13578224 Yep

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:28:24 2015 No.13578272 So anyone played cyclops bullying simulator on steam? How is it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:28:43 2015 No.13578273 >>13578253 >you will never be raised in an orphanage run by Onee-Sabbath members.

Anonymous Sun May 31 14:32:29 2015 No.13578280
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Is Ammy a goddess, or one of those non-divine deities that are revered as such in the Zipangu region?

Are the Zipangu spirits simply not gods because not enough people revere them as such in MGE, which runs on 'clap your hands if you believe' magic, or at they just monsters revered as gods because of their powers?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:34:26 2015 No.13578286 >>13578273 What would it be like to be raised by several one-foot-tall Living Dolls who found you abandoned when you were just a baby? Would one of the Living dolls take on the role of the mom and the other play the big sisters?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:34:33 2015 No.13578287 >>13578280 She's in the same category as Ryus and Quetzals. It's not so much Peter Pan style "believe in me!" power as it is they simply have a lot of innate potential.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:34:42 2015 No.13578289 >>13578280 >Someone recently talked about clothed paizuri >Anon posts that image I'm fucking diamond right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:34:57 2015 No.13578291 >>13578280 >as such in the Zipangu region She's just a humanized version of Amaterasu from Okami, so I fail to understand why she even became revered in these threads in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:35:21 2015 No.13578292 >>13575604 WAIT A MINUTE THAT FUCKING CODE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:36:14 2015 No.13578294 >>13578272 I'm tempted to get it because I've followed the artist in pixiv for ages. No idea how the writing quality is though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:37:09 2015 No.13578297 >>13578294 Do it, cuck Post results

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:38:20 2015 No.13578300 File: 294 KB, 600x825, 1429878488898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13578286 >several one-foot-tall Living Dolls One can at least hope that Living Dolls are susceptible to the effects of the De-lolification Cake.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:39:43 2015 No.13578301 File: 223 KB, 998x1394, ellipsisoveruse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575424

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:39:57 2015 No.13578302 >>13578300 But would they stay as one-foot-tall adult Living Dolls?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:40:41 2015 No.13578303 >>13578300 Why are there so many pictures of Doll-chan lifting her dress? Does she actually do it in the game or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:40:52 2015 No.13578304 >>13578301 I want to fuck that cat mom but not the kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:41:24 2015 No.13578305 >>13578301 Fuck off Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:41:30 2015 No.13578306 >>13578304 >whynotboth.webm

Anonymous Sun May 31 14:42:55 2015 No.13578307

>>13578225
Go ahead, move those girls today. You'll be just a wee lad tomorrow morning anyway, won't remember any of this.

You certainly are acting strange to the man who spiked all your drinks though... I was expecting violence or maybe even you fleeing in terror.

And those Oni guards who are supposed to come nab you are staring at me instead. It's making me a bit nervous, perhaps another swig from that golden flask the Tanuki payed me with might calm...my...nerves...

...Oh no...oh no oh no oh no! It was the long con, tricking the Trickster into working for her, while I was "drugging" you she was actually drugging me the whole time with this damned flask!

I've gotta get out of here!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:43:12 2015 No.13578309 >>13578301 Reminder to report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:43:18 2015 No.13578312 >>13578301 More

Anonymous Sun May 31 14:45:21 2015 No.13578318

>>13578305

>Literally bogeymanning at this point

>>13578303

She reacts to emotes in-game, but the biggest question that's on alot of peoples' minds is if she's smooth down there. Especially since it's implied by Gehrman that you can have sex with the Abandoned Doll if you so chose to.

Anonymous Sun May 31 14:46:58 2015 No.13578326

>>13578302
I guess it depends on how their mamono mana reacts to your influence.

If you see one of them as being your mother, caring and overprotective and loving and all those motherly qualities, then it makes sense she would slowly become a larger, thicker doll so that she can carry out the functions you want her to.

Other dolls would grow too, but more slowly since you see them as sisters. Some would be taller and others would be shorter, but that depends on your own perception of them.

When you're old enough to understand how the mamono mana works they'd finally retain their shapes and stay how they are.

You'd end up with a loving family of onee-sans led by a responsible doll momfu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:47:47 2015 No.13578330 >>13578301 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:49:41 2015 No.13578336 >>13578301 Eh, actually pic with sex where?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:50:48 2015 No.13578339 http://i.imgur.com/CqIETmg.png >MFW people getting fanny flustered over trap-cat and his androgyknees >When shit like this was literally paid for as a commission from a drawfag

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:51:38 2015 No.13578344 >>13572676 Any chance of a quiet business-y one who gets random bursts of loneliness and just wants to be held at those times?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:52:05 2015 No.13578347 >>13578339 I hate you so much, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:52:49 2015 No.13578351 >>13578339 >mfw you think we give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:53:00 2015 No.13578353 >>13578339 Hot Who is the artist?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:53:11 2015 No.13578355 >>13578339 Bourbon commissioned that, Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:53:48 2015 No.13578356 >>13578301 >>13578339 My cock can only get so hard.

Anonymous Sun May 31 14:54:00 2015 No.13578359
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>>13578339
that's xxx52 or whatever his name is.

He's a /d/rawfag who's always done a ton of different fetish shit.

Hating him because he doesn't conform to /mgg/'s standard of fetishism is stupid.

I like his bimbofication stuff

I'll erase it.

Anonymous Sun May 31 14:54:33 2015 No.13578361

>>13578224
>A curvy, big-breasted kitsune giving you paizui through the ribbed sweater being soaked through with her milk and your pre
>Intercrucal sex with an anubis, switching between rubbing your dick along the fur on her shins, the soft silk of her billowy chaps, and the delicious, bronzed skin of her inner thigh
>Having your own private ball with a vampire in the dancing hall of her castle, dancing with you in a suit of ceremonial armour, and her in the most beautiful red ballgown you've ever seen
>Letting the mood change from romantic to lustful as you take her standing, right there on the ballroom floor, lifting up her leg and her dress to engage in your intimate dance
>Dressing up your lamia in bondange gear that completely restricts her movements and leaves her at your mercy, but leaves a strip along her tail underbelly exposed for you to draw a finger up and along until you reach her special place
>Your dragon childhood friend taking you behind the school one red-skied evening, lifting up her skirt and showing off the panties she wore for you
>A blue jay harpy wearing a sleek, shiny one piece, taking you to the beach and having sex with you as the shorter girl treads water

Golly jee, Anon, I don't know. Does that look like a "Y" to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:55:03 2015 No.13578363 File: 822 KB, 1286x970, 1424224354984.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13578359

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:55:56 2015 No.13578365 >>13578359 You're stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:57:06 2015 No.13578366 >>13578363 Did they draw the cartoon with the Cherokee mg?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:57:36 2015 No.13578367 >>13578363 I'd ふふ her ふふ's

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:58:18 2015 No.13578368 >>13578359 >Expecting MGG to even know what they want They can't even decide if they want big buff Succubutts or not.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:58:44 2015 No.13578370 >>13578361 >giving you paizui through the ribbed sweater being soaked through with her milk and your pre Well shit, she can lactate? Awesome.

Anonymous Sun May 31 15:00:20 2015 No.13578375
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>>13578291
Wouldn't you revere a beautiful woman that runs around feeding animals, doing good deeds for anyone she can, purifying demonically tainted areas, and occasionally kicking demon ass?
Though, it is annoying when she eats all your food but that's only if you leave it out.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:02:17 2015 No.13578382 >>13578297 I want to revere her with my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:02:27 2015 No.13578384 >>13578375 No, I still don't like that one picture featuring her, Hathor, and Ra since she's so out of place.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:04:57 2015 No.13578388 >>13578384 She's still a goddess, using Okami just made it easier to make her a MG. Okay, maybe she is a bit out of place.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:05:29 2015 No.13578391 >>13578375 >She gets bored one day >Notices you in the room >The next second, you're completely covered in ink, all the way from your head to your toes >She smiles innocently at you Living with the sun god is hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:05:56 2015 No.13578393 >>13578359 Gee thanks for deleting that literally two seconds after you posted it so nobody could reverse image search it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:10:07 2015 No.13578399 >>13578393 Just use the archive, Jimmy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:10:12 2015 No.13578400 >>13578393 >what are the 4chan archives Don't be a dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:10:27 2015 No.13578402 >>13578122 >More adorable Lich >Lewd experiments >Intercrural and Irrumatio Wonderful. Plain and simply, wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:12:26 2015 No.13578406 >>13578318 >Implied by Gehrman that you can have sex with the Abandoned Doll if you so chose to. WHAT

Anonymous Sun May 31 15:12:52 2015 No.13578407

>>13578224
Uh, duh?

>>13578228
>Paizuri in a vertical-ribbed sweater
>She lifts it up enough to expose underboob
>Takes your dick between her soft, warm breasts
>Watches as the tip pokes up and rubs against the fabric covering the top of her breasts
>When you cum, your seed bubbles up through the top of the sweater as it leaves a large wet spot on top of her breasts
Truly wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:14:31 2015 No.13578411 All this talk about clothed paizuri makes me want to see a monster girl in Hestia's meme ribbon dress. Preferably a Holst.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:14:52 2015 No.13578413 >>13578272 I've recently found there's a yandere simulator in development. Its only just started but it looks like the anime highschool version of Hitman. I want it badly, even though it'll be years before its complete and on steam.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:15:26 2015 No.13578416 >>13578406 He says you can "use it as you please" or "use it as you see fit". It's one of those two, but I think the meaning is that you can use her to channel your blood echoes. People are probably just latching onto a double entendre.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:16:37 2015 No.13578420 >>13578411 >Polar Bear girl smooshing your cock in between her mofu mofu neck fur and big tracts of land >Letting out that Harley Davidson rumble as she milks from under her sports bra

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:16:40 2015 No.13578422 >>13578407 >Lifting the sweater >Not cutting a hole in the underside of the tits It may ruin a good sweater but goddamn, that is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:16:48 2015 No.13578423 >>13578413 Slowpoke-kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:16:49 2015 No.13578424 >>13578416 I think it was more "You can use anything you'd like... even the doll, if it pleases you". I only ever heard the line once though, so I may be mistaken.

Anonymous Sun May 31 15:17:59 2015 No.13578428

>>13578361
>>A curvy, big-breasted kitsune giving you paizui through the ribbed sweater being soaked through with her milk and your pre
Stop. My penis can only get so erect!

>>Intercrucal sex with an anubis, switching between rubbing your dick along the fur on her shins, the soft silk of her billowy chaps, and the delicious, bronzed skin of her inner thigh
Already wrote about intercrucal sex with an Anubis, albeit taking advantage of the fact the outfit in her profile does not cover her inner thighs...really, that outfit was made for it. Anubis a best.

>>Having your own private ball with a vampire in the dancing hall of her castle, dancing with you in a suit of ceremonial armour, and her in the most beautiful red ballgown you've ever seen
>>Letting the mood change from romantic to lustful as you take her standing, right there on the ballroom floor, lifting up her leg and her dress to engage in your intimate dance
>Dance Sex
Finally someone else expresses this fetish! Better yet, with a vampire. Nice.

>>Your dragon childhood friend taking you behind the school one red-skied evening, lifting up her skirt and showing off the panties she wore for you
>Dragon Childhood Friend
>Showing off the panties she wore, just for you
You have a talent sir. Marvelous indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:19:32 2015 No.13578433 Do Poseidon's realms have Wi-Fi?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:19:57 2015 No.13578437 >>13578428 >My penis can only get so erect >Not letting your penis grow beyond the limits of a normal penis, into the realm of legends

Anonymous Sun May 31 15:19:58 2015 No.13578438

>>13578406
>>13578416
Yeah >>13578424 is correct. He's giving the player advice on using the various crafting and augmentation facilities in the Hunter's Dream.

What really got people latched onto the double-entendre is that he whispers the "even the doll, if it pleases you..." bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:21:16 2015 No.13578441 >>13578437 My penis is the penis that will pierce the heavens.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:21:28 2015 No.13578442 >>13578423 Its still nowhere near done though. I wish I found out about it at its launch or something so I wouldn't have to wait for so long.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:22:15 2015 No.13578443 >>13578420 Oh god. I want it so bad. Man, a polar bear girl would be such a nice waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:22:24 2015 No.13578444 >>13578096 Don't think I've seen that one; link anybody?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:22:29 2015 No.13578445 >>13578428 HELLO ZHANA

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:22:53 2015 No.13578447 >>13578307 Damn kids. Never learn that you shouldn't gamble with an adventurer when shotafication is one the line.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:23:24 2015 No.13578448 >>13578442 You have a point there. I also sometimes wish they would announce games like a day before release. Of course, that would be retarded from a marketing standpoint.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:24:40 2015 No.13578456 >>13578428 >Ignoring the harpy And after all that time and effort she spent trying to get into that onepiece. The only reason she's not scared to go into the water and get her feathers waterlogged is because she knows you'll be there to support her.

Anonymous Sun May 31 15:25:11 2015 No.13578458

>>13578443

I was considering either a strongfat Polar Bear girl or Big Buff Succubus at the gym for the next short but you guys keep trying to hurt my tender feel-feels, accusing me of pushing shit after 14 goddamned hours when it's stupidly silly factor wore off.

YFW that gluteal plane when squatting onto your dick

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:27:18 2015 No.13578464 >>13578272 >>13578294 Either of you have a link to his pixiv? I want to check his other stuff out.

Anonymous Sun May 31 15:27:54 2015 No.13578467

>>13578456
Well, I suppose the reason might be that we've already seen a harpy in a one piece with Papi. Having the actual visual stimuli available, rather than having to imagine it on your own, leaves one less inclined to comment upon it.

>>13578445
Yes, and? Do you have a point to make all-caps guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:28:01 2015 No.13578468 File: 753 KB, 500x268, kuuko2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE IS MUH CTHULHU MG, KC?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:28:49 2015 No.13578469 >>13578468 Ask Harblador or Faggot instead

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:29:03 2015 No.13578470 >>13578468 All girls best girl

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:29:04 2015 No.13578471 >>13578272 Is there a bullying simulator? DO WANT

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:30:28 2015 No.13578479 >>13578468 Shit girl. Shit show.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:31:27 2015 No.13578483 >>13578468 Guess after he peaks 200 and does another book.

Anonymous Sun May 31 15:32:40 2015 No.13578490

>>13578458
I don't care for the other idea, but I don't think I've ever heard someone say something negative about a polar bear girl, so that would probably be safe. That said, as long as it doesn't purposely stir shit up, you should write what you want, friend. A polar bear girl at the gym sounds like it could be fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:33:18 2015 No.13578492 >>13578464 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=46427296

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:34:39 2015 No.13578494 >>13578467 Not really, just saying hello to you and your obviousness.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:39:24 2015 No.13578507 >>13578492 Christ

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:40:06 2015 No.13578511 File: 115 KB, 1278x720, Every day is rape day.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13578479 >Hating on Cuuko But she was best girl next to Luhy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:42:27 2015 No.13578523 File: 202 KB, 850x828, 01x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aliens are cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:42:35 2015 No.13578524 >>13578511 They were all shit.

Anonymous Sun May 31 15:43:15 2015 No.13578528
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>>13578492
Jesus anon, the one album of his you could have linked to.
>>13578507
It's not all bad. He tends to alternate between lewd, cute and edgy quite a bit, he's all over the place and a bit like .less in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:44:14 2015 No.13578532 >>13578492 Holy hell. What do the runes say? Does the guy kill himself with those pills so he can be with her again?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:45:11 2015 No.13578535 >>13578528 Yeah, no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:45:47 2015 No.13578537 >>13578532 That's what I always figured.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:47:57 2015 No.13578545 >>13578532 Yeah, I think so. The question is what the hell is that bizarre disease eating her alive supposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:49:54 2015 No.13578555 >>13578545 It looks like the disease Mary had in Silent Hill 2, except it's on steroids.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:50:30 2015 No.13578557 >>13578545 >>13578555 Its the Japanese cold.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:52:39 2015 No.13578562 >>13578545 Don't do krokodil, kids.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:53:09 2015 No.13578566 >>13578272 How much would a Cyclops blush if I held her head close to my chest so she could feel my heartbeat?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:54:06 2015 No.13578569 >>13578566 Her blush would be hotter than iron need be for any craft.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:54:28 2015 No.13578571 >>13578566 Red as a cherry Wet as the ocean

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:56:36 2015 No.13578577 >>13578566 It ain't heartburn you're felling

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 15:59:59 2015 No.13578592 I want to get thrown into the Oomukade pit!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:00:53 2015 No.13578597 >>13578592 The spaghetti pit?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:01:16 2015 No.13578598 >>13578592 Smelly peeds.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:05:06 2015 No.13578618 >>13578592 I just want the one Oomukade to cuddle and hold hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:05:06 2015 No.13578619 >>13578597 >get thrown into the Oomukade pit >expect to get utterly raped immediately >they're all awkward for whatever reason >have to get them to bite >give them tips on how to rape because they're super clumsy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:06:19 2015 No.13578627 >>13578326 What if I see them as my tiny mom and sisters I can carry around everywhere at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:07:39 2015 No.13578635 >>13578592 I want to be thrown into the khepri pit!

Anonymous Sun May 31 16:07:56 2015 No.13578637

>>13578566

>You're stuck in class with that nerdy Cyclops who had stuttered hard as sin to have you go out with her
>We're talking maximum spaghetti in pockets tier since you've managed to stay in shape and the bookworm Oomukade already has her little drug slut
>Pester her after school as to why she's being so down, she tells you how you always seem more interested in the cheery, big breasted girls
>Hell, even a few Holstaurs wanted you to jump their bones
>She caught you after a day on the track, still sweating from running a 100 meter sprint against the cheeky as sin Centaur captain who likes to flaunt the fact she has four legs
>Who gets pissed whenever you mention her horse pussy being a huge turn off to guys
>She doesn't answer as to why she's feeling glum, you two still haven't had sex yet, tears welling up in her eye like some big baby
>Get a mischievous idea
>Lift your shirt off of yourself and fwump it over her face, pinning her head to your chest
>"Ah! A-Anon! S-s-s-stop it! People are looking!"
>"Not until you tell me what's wrong."
>"I-i-i-it's nothing m-major!"
>B-thump
>She pauses, shifting her head to where her ear's on your chest's center
>B-thump... b-thump
>There's a soft girlish moan as she continues to listen
>B-thump... thump thump... thump thump...
>You can see her fidgeting now wriggling her hips against you
>B-thump... thump thump thump...
>Your own heart's speeding up, hugging the petite cyclops to your chest
>Holy shit it's getting hot in here
>Pull her away, her face is about as red as a goddamned cherry in a full on blush, she's practically struggling to breathe now
>You can see a little bit of slickness between her legs as her giant hazel eye locks with yours
>You can see the faint shape of a heart in her pupil as she hugs you again, listening to the sound of your heartbeat
>"E-e-e... E-e-... at... Me"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:08:31 2015 No.13578641 >>13578627 I want a portable waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:09:46 2015 No.13578649 >>13578627 Sounds adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:10:30 2015 No.13578652 >>13578635 Me too! Khepri's are great!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:11:01 2015 No.13578655 >>13578597 >>13578619 Fucking threadcanons

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:11:41 2015 No.13578658 >>13578637 Eye have visions of this going poorly.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:12:59 2015 No.13578670 >>13578637 This stuff gives me erections.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:13:03 2015 No.13578672 >>13578655 Is there an example of threadcanon not being shit? Because I don't fucking think so. It makes me want to writefag just so I can go against all these shit sterotypes

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:13:31 2015 No.13578674 >>13578637 >Shy >Petite >Comes back for more on her own accord after being let go >Heart pupils 10/10 would keep hugging until she goes crazy. >>13578658 The ending's yet to be seen, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:14:02 2015 No.13578676 >>13578672 Please do so, it would be interesting to see deviations to the imposed norm.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:14:54 2015 No.13578682 >>13578672 Hummingbirds turned out alright, imo.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:15:23 2015 No.13578684 >>13578652 They deserve more love. Sitting on a throne as an incubus king while deliciously brown bug girls take it in times to ride on your "royal sceptre" is reason enough to like them. In before muh humanity.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:15:24 2015 No.13578685 >>13578655 This, especially when Oomukade are actually really fucking ferocious.

Anonymous Sun May 31 16:16:15 2015 No.13578692

>>13578655
I hate threadcanon too, don't worry. I just did the greentext to roll with the responses. If I were to do Oomukade smut they'd probably be portrayed in a way most people haven't seen. Or at least I haven't seen. Manic, negative, angry at the world and not timid at it. Sweet, paranoid, and 'yandere' to her lover but still rather harsh and a downer about things.
>>13578672
Do it. That's exactly what I did for a few monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:16:54 2015 No.13578693 >>13578676 The norm isn't imposed in writefagging though. Its mostly that some writefags seem to like the threadcanon for odd reasons and go with it. I'd like to see someone write proper monstergirls too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:17:58 2015 No.13578698 >>13578672 I want more stuff like that story about a sahuagin that couldn't understand the guy and tried to feed him a boot. Granted it wasn't close to actual canon but it was interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:18:28 2015 No.13578702 >>13578672 If that's the case I request a Werewolf story where she isn't a retarded dog, or a Lizardman who actually just wants a strong guy to fight.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:19:26 2015 No.13578705 I want to see some Hellhound femdom stuff that plays them straight. I also want Average to continue SoM-with-monstergirls thing, I need my P'Orc maledom fix.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:19:42 2015 No.13578707 >>13578702 >a Werewolf story where she isn't a retarded dog Yes please

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:20:55 2015 No.13578720 >>13578702 >a Werewolf story where she isn't a retarded dog There are some lying around I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:21:15 2015 No.13578721 >>13578705 >Hellhound femdom When have they not been femdom aside from stories trying to piss the thread off. Fuck Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:21:19 2015 No.13578723 >>13578702 What about a Werewolf story where she is a smart dog?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:21:19 2015 No.13578724 >>13578361 >Not entering you're waifu while both of you are still wearing underwear

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:21:20 2015 No.13578725 >>13578523 Predator girls are cute http://i.imgur.com/p05x2xH.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:21:53 2015 No.13578730 >>13578702 >Werewolf story where she isn't a dog I've planned to do this for a while, but never could get anywhere with it. I really want to though, because this threadcanon is the only one I really hate.

Anonymous Sun May 31 16:22:20 2015 No.13578732

>>13578705
>I want to see some Hellhound femdom stuff that plays them straight.

Me too. Although, just to make sure we're on the same page. You mean a Hellhound hunting and ravishing her prey right? Or a Hellhound already married to a man and their relationship dynamic?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:22:40 2015 No.13578734 >>13578682 Quicksilver is that you again?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:22:59 2015 No.13578736 >>13578702 Somone post the screencap about the werewolf who goes out on bloodlusted killing sprees during the full moon, then agonises over it, spiraling into guilt, once she recovers in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:23:06 2015 No.13578737 >>13578723 Werewolves being treated like dogs by the thread is just stupid in general. I admit the pack thing is a bit shit, but a proud lone wolf might be fun.

Anonymous Sun May 31 16:23:57 2015 No.13578742

>>13578637

>Relent to her advances, bringing her into the showers with you, against your better judgment
>Scrub her head for her since she's still a little under a head shorter than you
>It's still a little awkward for you to be doing this to her since she's more like a little sister than a proper lover
>She doesn't even have anything bigger than B sized tits
>Both of you get spooked when a group of your track teammates walk in, making jokes about how "Big Bad Anon" has his "Monoeye Imouto" and that she's making you soft
>She turns around and hugs you in the nude, your cock pressed against her stomach, hugs you tighter when she notices the erection
>You almost end up slow dancing with her in the shower, her ear listening to your heartbeat as it gets faster and faster
>The water goes pitter-patter from the shower head when she whispers at you to melt her like butter, stuttering the entire time
>Braces herself against the wall, going onto her tip-toes for you, hotdogging you a little with her small but springy ass cheeks
>She's looking at you longingly with her cherry red face as you press the helmet of your cock onto her pussy, spreading her lips
>Your little Cyclops is tight as shit, almost making you think your cock was going to bend when you fully hilt yourself into her
>She begins to make a moan that you have to stifle, almost a second too late
>"You hear that?"
>"Nah man, didn't hear nothin' "
>"Almost sounded like a mouse or something, you think one of those apple bottomed girls finally got tired of Nyan?"
>"In your fucking dreams, man."
>Each thrust drives you deeper into her, hugging onto her shoulders as you slowly plunge in and out her
>She's trying her damnedest for you to not make any noise so you don't get caught
>End up snuggling your chin onto her neck whispering that you're going to fill her full of your spunk
>The water practically steams off of her now
>Release and clean up, she's clinging to your arms
>"A-anon, am I good enough f-for you?"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:24:10 2015 No.13578744 >>13578721 >>13578705 I want an older Hellhound to slowly guide my little blind shota sex slave body through my second time

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:24:15 2015 No.13578745 >>13578734 no, I'm not him.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:24:22 2015 No.13578747 >>13578732 >You mean a Hellhound hunting and ravishing her prey right? That'd be nice, it'd involve rough sex as they give each other their first time, followed by snuggles.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:24:47 2015 No.13578749 >>13578737 >Werewolves being treated like dogs by the thread is just stupid in general. >I admit the pack thing is a bit shit Fight me irl fgt

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:25:22 2015 No.13578752 >>13578725 >Tfw you'll never defeat a male Predator in combat to show the females you're the superior option to mate with.

Anonymous Sun May 31 16:25:41 2015 No.13578756

>>13578702
>or a Lizardman who actually just wants a strong guy to fight
I'd take one that sees potential in a guy who couldn't defeat her but was promising and trains him daily, literally beating the techniques into his body. His progress over weeks and months giving her great pride and admiration while he struggles with the injuries and fatigue from training for her sake.

Could make a change from the usual moeblob and bonnet tipping lizards.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:25:53 2015 No.13578757 >>13578744 I hope PRW continues that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:26:02 2015 No.13578758 >>13578742 >Stealthy shower lewds This. This I like.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:26:22 2015 No.13578761 Let's just make every monster girl a vicious dominant rapemachine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:26:41 2015 No.13578763 >>13578705 A man of broad tastes indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:26:43 2015 No.13578764 >>13578734 He's not because I am.

Anonymous Sun May 31 16:27:34 2015 No.13578769

>>13578721
He probably means femdom as portrayed in the profile and not just them as interchangeable for some tough girl character, Oni, Manticore, etc. Preferably not in a modern setting.

The part of the profile where it says they make sure your pelvis is alright throughout the sex, and that they treat you as fragile.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:27:42 2015 No.13578770 >>13578761 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:28:00 2015 No.13578771 >>13578761 k.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:28:05 2015 No.13578772 >>13578742 >buttjob from a fat-bottomed Cyclops while in the shower Muh dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:29:08 2015 No.13578776 >>13578761 Shit'll get boring without variety, so no.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:29:10 2015 No.13578777 >>13578761 Going back to the roots of monstergirls? Might be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:29:21 2015 No.13578779 >>13578770 Why not? If every monster girl was dominant, there would be no fighting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:29:46 2015 No.13578780 >>13578742 >Buttjob By the stars, my erection has turned to diamond

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:29:48 2015 No.13578781 >>13578742 One day I'll settle down with one mouse waifu and only love her. One day.

Anonymous Sun May 31 16:31:07 2015 No.13578790

>>13578592
>Wanting a bunch of dumb smelly bugs crawling all you
>Wanting to almost gag on their musk as they sniff you all over, mumbling about how your masculine scent is a turn-on before the argue about who goes first
>Wanting them to go at lest two at a time, one riding as as the other grinds your face, with more watching you as they rub themselves, try to make you finger them, or bite you to keep you going
>Wanting to fall asleep covered in bug juice as satisfied ooomukades cling onto you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:31:15 2015 No.13578792 >>13578779 >If every monster girl was submissive, there would be no fighting. Are you that one baiting faggot? If so, please go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:32:05 2015 No.13578796 >>13578792 It's called an opinion anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:32:16 2015 No.13578797 >>13578777 >everything is the same >interesting U w0t?

Anonymous Sun May 31 16:32:53 2015 No.13578800

>>13578761
I know you're trying to start shit. Not all of them need to vicious about it by the way

Anyway, I just want rapemachines to stay rapemachines. I'd rather people not defang monsters when that's a big part of their established profile. Similarly, I wouldn't want to make docile monsters into rapemachines because that's not true to them either.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:33:07 2015 No.13578801 >>13578761 >>13578779 No im going to rape a lilim and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:33:19 2015 No.13578802 >>13578796 Then consider your opinion discarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:33:24 2015 No.13578804 >>13578797 Interesting in the sense that everything is terrifying all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:34:04 2015 No.13578807 >>13578801 You can't rape monstergirls. They're always glad to receive the D

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:34:14 2015 No.13578809 >>13578800 I like docile rapemachines mainly because many of the submissive monster girls are shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:34:55 2015 No.13578811 >>13578809 For you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:35:48 2015 No.13578816 >>13578804 Well, you can have that if you want, I wouldn't be into it, though. I'm just here for the cute/chill stories and greentexts that pop up from time to time. 24/7 brutal rape is kind of a hassle.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:36:24 2015 No.13578819 >>13578809 >I don't like A >So everything should be B Are you a toddler or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:38:24 2015 No.13578822 >>13578819 Whatever, sure I'm a toddler. Everything I have said is stupid and wrong, happy now?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:38:31 2015 No.13578823 >>13578807 Of course you can. Especially if you don't mind NTR.

Anonymous Sun May 31 16:38:38 2015 No.13578824

>>13578742

>Scratch your chin, trying to debate how to answer her
>"Well, you're kind of socially inept. Not to mention people are making fun of us for being a couple. I mean, they even sometimes say that we smell like marinara delight."
>She's tearing up now, thinking you're about to break up with her after defiling her pure maiden body
>"But, at the same time."
>"Ah?"
>"I've never met a girl who's so utterly cute in her strange, wild mannerisms that could even show me how much she really cared for me outside of a living cum pump just from hearing my heartbeat."
>"I think part of me was drawn into your orbit the moment I first saw you, regardless of what the others say. I mean, shit. Things could be worse, I could've ended up like that one poor Paladin poser who's being pumped full of his girlfriends 'happy juice' on a daily basis."
>She giggle-sobs when you mock shiver the idea of taking Oomukade venom right to the ballsack, even going so far as to punch you lightly on the shoulder
>"Dummy."
>You grin at her
>"But i'm -your- dummy, aren't I?"
>She pouts now, puffing her cheeks out
>"You're still only interested in big breasted girls, i've seen how you look at Maybelle and her sisters."
>Sigh softly at her retort, the damned breast envy again. Scoop her up into your arms, making her have a conniption. A five-foot-five little Cyclops being carried by a six-foot-three Anon.
>"A-Anon! S-s-s-stop! If you move they can see my p-p-p-panties!"
>"There's my little stutterbug. Here's a way to calm you down."
>Press her head to your chest, letting her hear your heartbeat again. Carry her home the entire way in this weird baby cradle/princess carry combination
>You both have wild sex that evening
>Months later, you're both still dating
>Years later, she's walking down the aisle towards you
>She's aged beautifully, buxom and hourglass
>Nine months later, your first daughter is born
>Clasping your mammoth index finger in her tiny hands
>Her sterling blue monoeye shining

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:38:40 2015 No.13578825 >>13578809 Do you mean tender rape or defanged monsters. If it's the latter then god damn it. That's like half of their appeal to begin with. Really, an MG's biggest fans are the ones who get shafted the most in threadcanon.

Anonymous Sun May 31 16:39:34 2015 No.13578829

>>13578816
It would be mildly inconvenient, yes.

>>13578819
If there's one thing you should know about these threads by now, it's that too many people here are incapable of finding a middle ground or acknowledging that not every issue is black and white.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:39:37 2015 No.13578830 >>13578822 Very much so, thank you for asking.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:39:59 2015 No.13578831 >>13578807 Im going to rape her so hard she cries for me to stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:41:43 2015 No.13578833 >>13578831 You'll need a cat dick or duck dick for that. This is a high tier Sex Demon. She's isn't a human cosplayer you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:43:49 2015 No.13578836 >>13578824 >A five-foot-five little Cyclops being carried by a six-foot-three Anon. Opposites attract, now I want to see something with a jock Werewolf and a vertically challenged, bishie nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:44:05 2015 No.13578838 >>13578824 Best damn ending I've seen yet. You pastebinning this?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:44:06 2015 No.13578839 >>13578824 Cute as fuck. Those last couple of lines though, it's too much, man. Too much.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:44:15 2015 No.13578840 >>13578824 adorable/10, good shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:45:08 2015 No.13578841 >>13578824 Adorable/10. You deserve a drink

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:53:57 2015 No.13578867 >>13578301 More

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:54:41 2015 No.13578869 >>13578838 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY You asked for it motherfucker. Permit, denied. http://pastebin.com/K6w5vddc

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:56:03 2015 No.13578875 >>13578869 You're well on your way to becoming NegaWalker2.0

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:57:33 2015 No.13578884 >>13578875 Wouldn't that just be bob 3.0?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:57:39 2015 No.13578886 Mr Sandmaaaan bring me a dream

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:57:46 2015 No.13578887 >>13578875 Bollocks surpassed that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:59:18 2015 No.13578893 more trapcat's mom when

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:01:24 2015 No.13578907 >>13578875 Because he pastebinned a story? I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:01:27 2015 No.13578908 >>13578893 >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:02:24 2015 No.13578914 >>13578907 He's responsible for the trapcat shitposting from the past few hours.

Anonymous Sun May 31 17:03:25 2015 No.13578920

>>13578907

When you faggots stop asking for it. Jesus.

The whole reason why that thing had been commissioned in the first place was somebody trying to, and succeeding in getting a rise out of the thread since it involved cat-trap anal.

>>13578914

I've actually had NOTHING to do with the trap-cat posting since after near 0100 -5 GMT this morning.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:04:46 2015 No.13578927 >>13578893 She is boring, more trapcat

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:06:04 2015 No.13578932 >>13578920 >The whole reason why that thing had been commissioned in the first place was somebody trying to, and succeeding in getting a rise out of the thread since it involved cat-trap anal. So they used their money to commission that out of spite?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:06:40 2015 No.13578934 Where's Based Janet when you need her?

Anonymous Sun May 31 17:06:51 2015 No.13578937

>>13577839
>"Give me your badge and your bow"
>Cupid gives up her bow
>The Dept. Head continues to stare her down
>Cupid eventually sets her hidden crossbow on the table
>...
>And then her custom modified BB gun
>Then her OTHER custom modified BB gun
>...
>She takes off her beret and gives up her small dart gun
>...
>Her blow dart pipe is the last to go

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:07:32 2015 No.13578940 >>13578934 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:08:02 2015 No.13578944 >>13578934 Honestly, the report button is more of a placebo button than anything, which is a shame.

Anonymous Sun May 31 17:11:04 2015 No.13578951

>>13578932

Yes. Exactly. Now I'd enjoy it if you faggots left me out of whatever bogeymanning you're trying to pull since you apparently think i'm paying attention to EVERYTHING that happens in the thread and not having work on the weekend.

Fuck's sake. I did those posts last night out of insomnia and being half-drunk, but being as you all love to be vindictive about everything blah blah blah abloo abloo abloo what the fuck am I even saying it's a goddamned anonymous image board on the internet.

Who literally cares.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:12:17 2015 No.13578955 >>13578951 Dude, calm down. Not to interrupt this argument but you're really not remedying the situation

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:12:21 2015 No.13578957 >>13578908 You can feel how you want about trapcat, but his mom is perfectly impregnable puush/i7BEM/6dd91a7c7d.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:18:03 2015 No.13578988 >>13578955 Not him, but I'm more inclined to believe him than the autists that shit all over everything in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:20:14 2015 No.13579001 >>13578988 I know. But the way he's acting is just going to make the situation worse Yelling in an argument doesn't fix it, it draws it out. Then again, I'm a peacekeeper

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:21:13 2015 No.13579009 >>13579001 >Then again, I'm a peacekeeper You're a good man, Charlie Brown, but you should know by now that is a lost cause.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:22:13 2015 No.13579017 >>13579009 There is always hope in man.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:22:54 2015 No.13579023 >>13579009 I guess. 'Least I try, you know?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:23:33 2015 No.13579031 >>13579009 Charlie Brown was a wimpy faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:25:15 2015 No.13579043 >>13578955 >Peacekeeper >Believing there's any heroes left in Man

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:25:16 2015 No.13579044 >>13579023 >>13579017 Maybe I'm being jaded. I guess I'll crack open another beer and see how I feel. >>13579031 Something something pleasantly surprised something something always right.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:26:37 2015 No.13579054 And right on schedule the thread goes to shit on page 10 with no images left.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:36:17 2015 No.13579097 >>13579054 Want a cookie for you observation?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:41:24 2015 No.13579127 >>13579097 Sure, or a cookie flavoured Barometz. Either is fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:44:11 2015 No.13579135 >>13579127 I could go for a cookie dough slime girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:45:05 2015 No.13579141 >>13579135 But she'll make you sick.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:46:06 2015 No.13579148 >>13579135 Or an Oomukade with cookie flavour venom. >>13579141 >Not being sick for your waifu Slimes can probably use vomit as nutrients.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:46:18 2015 No.13579149 You know what .less needs to draw next? I think I have a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:46:27 2015 No.13579150 >>13579141 Worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:48:07 2015 No.13579158 So we're at the butthurt hour again?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:48:35 2015 No.13579160 >>13579149 >You know what .less needs to draw next? Yes. >I think I have a good idea. Mine's better.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:49:26 2015 No.13579161 >>13579149 A Weresheep knitting with her own wool? Thinking about it that guy gave up a long while ago

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:49:41 2015 No.13579164 >>13579149 Armored Giant Ant

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:50:35 2015 No.13579168 >>13579160 >Mine's better. You truly think so? You really think you can top Jinko Sakaki holding her cat in her mouth? I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:50:52 2015 No.13579169 >>13579149 Art that's not Anubis or Manticore?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:51:51 2015 No.13579174 >>13579149 Want to share it with us? Because if it's druella in Teppelin then yes please.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:53:01 2015 No.13579181 >>13579174 I think I disappointed you. >>13579168

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:54:58 2015 No.13579188 >>13579168 Jinko Sakaki holding two cats in her mouth. Those cats are holding puppies in their mouths.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:56:09 2015 No.13579193 >>13579181 That's fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:56:20 2015 No.13579195 >>13579188 Let's not get crazy, Anon. One cat. You get one Iriomote cat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:56:32 2015 No.13579197 >>13579043 >Not believing that even now there is hope for man.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:07:50 2015 No.13579238 >Look at Taco Bell sign >Manage to see a purple reptile eye with a yellow iris >Now I can't get the image of an Apophis managing a Taco Bell and tampering with a Pharaoh's order God damn it all.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:07:53 2015 No.13579239 >>13576951 Maybe if I knew the source on that picture.. I think it's somejima's but I cant nail down the title it's under

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:08:53 2015 No.13579241 >>13579239 It's his.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:09:09 2015 No.13579242 >>13579238 Fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:10:35 2015 No.13579245 >>13579238 >forces her coworker, anon, to cum in the taco >she ends up eating it herself, out of jealousy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:10:41 2015 No.13579246 >>13579242 Fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:11:14 2015 No.13579249 >>13579246 No u.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:11:35 2015 No.13579252 >>13579242 >>13579246 Pssssh. Fucking kill yourselves, kiddos.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:12:50 2015 No.13579259 >>13579249 >>13579252 I'll pay you 5 dollars each to fucking kill yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:13:28 2015 No.13579261 >>13579242 >>13579246 >>13579252 Orin is probably getting excited right about now.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:15:01 2015 No.13579271 >>13579261 >Hell cat schlikning at her computer to Anon's telling each other to kill themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:15:15 2015 No.13579272 >>13579259 >>13579261 Fucking kill yourselves.

Anonymous Sun May 31 18:15:19 2015 No.13579273

>>13579245
>Uses a partially made burrito as an onahole to collect up his semen
>"Hora hora, are you actually getting off on this spicy burrito pussy?~"
>"How pathetic!"
>With every insult she pumps it faster and faster
>Why couldn't she have just used her mouth or tail instead?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:17:00 2015 No.13579279 >>13579272 >>13579261 >>13579271 Excuse me, gentlemen. May I interest you in the idea of fucking killing yourselves?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:17:37 2015 No.13579281 >>13579273 >burrito as an onahole Taco Bell's have deep fryers right? I wonder if people would pay for fried snake.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:17:46 2015 No.13579282 And then everyone killed themselves. The End. Now how about them Pharaoh girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:18:43 2015 No.13579286 >>13579279 >>13579282 Coffins 100% off if you fucking kill yourself right now!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:18:44 2015 No.13579287 >>13579282 Can't, too busy getting railed by Will O Wisp.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:20:03 2015 No.13579290 >>13579279 >You will never be resurrected as Orin's undead fuck toy. >You will never pound her from behind as she shitposts on /jp/ >She will never buck her hips as she tells anons to kill themselves Why even live, may as well follow her advice.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:20:11 2015 No.13579291 >>13579286 >Sarcophagus sex with Pharaohs Yiss.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:20:40 2015 No.13579295 >>13579282 >2015 >Commiting suicide Fucking live yourself faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:20:51 2015 No.13579301 >>13579197 I've given up believing there's hope for the threads that we all inhabit. We're all just here like maggots on carrion waiting for us to be booted to 2^ channel

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:20:57 2015 No.13579302 >>13579281 Nothing. They'd climb over the counters to get some.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:22:09 2015 No.13579312 >>13579291 Try that with 'King Tut' playing in the background. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJmAYiozjCI

Anonymous Sun May 31 18:24:22 2015 No.13579322

>>13579301
>I've given up believing there's hope for the threads that we all inhabit
Anon please, they're still a damn lot better than they were with meta knight, the false flagging mod and kamen rider spam. We might be slower paced and bitter but it's for the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:24:23 2015 No.13579323 >>13579302 Well there will be lots of it to eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:27:34 2015 No.13579334 http://strawpoll.me/4507655

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:27:57 2015 No.13579336 >>13579323 I'd eat her a lot. If you catch my drift.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:30:17 2015 No.13579342 >>13579295 Fuck off, living is gay as fuck Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:30:48 2015 No.13579345 >>13579342 Skeleton please leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:31:16 2015 No.13579347 >>13579342 >Being such a faggot Fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:32:20 2015 No.13579354 >>13579347 >>13579342 Go marry a Wisp, fags.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:32:44 2015 No.13579355 >>13579342 >Being this much of a hothead Fucking kill yourself, before jumping out of a plane.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:35:54 2015 No.13579365 >Not getting someone to shoot you before jumpig out of a plane Get a load of this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:36:20 2015 No.13579367 I want to go all around MGC bullying monster girls of all the races until i become the bullymaster. How glorious am i?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:36:25 2015 No.13579368 >you will never be alive >you will never kill yourself Feels spooky

>>	Juanonymous Sun May 31 18:37:03 2015 No.13579370 >>13579365 >>13579368 Maten a vosotros mismos maricones.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:38:01 2015 No.13579372 >>13579367 Would you at least give them a pityfuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:38:09 2015 No.13579373 >>13579367 You earn the title of mememaster

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:38:16 2015 No.13579374 >>13579365 Please, it's more impressive if you shoot them after they jump. Even more so if you get in a head-shot.

Anonymous Sun May 31 18:38:18 2015 No.13579375

>>13579242
>>13579246
>>13579249
>>13579252
>>13579259
>>13579261
>>13579272
>>13579279
>>13579282
>>13579286
>>13579342
>>13579347
>>13579355
jesus christ kill yourselves you pathetic pieces of shit
>>13579295
I - w-what? How can you even SAY such a thing? I, I just... ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:38:23 2015 No.13579376 >>13579370 Where's my chupacabra waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:41:04 2015 No.13579386 >>13579372 I would tie them up with their asses in the air and tease them until they are extremely blue balled, then i just simply ram myself into them in a quick motion just to see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:41:18 2015 No.13579387 >>13579375 After you, faget Thread theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:44:40 2015 No.13579405 >>13579387 hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:45:40 2015 No.13579407 >>13579367 >bullying Out of everyone here, you should kill yourself the most.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:48:41 2015 No.13579424 I want to die by getting sentenced to the Shirohebi pit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:49:57 2015 No.13579429 >And then the thread became a suicide pact.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:51:35 2015 No.13579437 >>13579322 Except i'd never expect the thread being so bitter about receiving something nice as a sort of apology for being a shitmonger. Tough titty, I guess.

Anonymous Sun May 31 18:51:46 2015 No.13579439

>>13579424
That anon is going to be in for a suprise once he wakes up after finnaly collapsing after a week of being on various vemons and liquid DE to his new possesive Shirohebi wife at the local temple.

Don't worry anon, she will take good care of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:51:52 2015 No.13579442 >>13579429 >implying I'll kill myself >implying this isn't my plan to get all the monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:54:40 2015 No.13579452 >>13579442 >get all the monstergirls lol monstergirls are for fagets you wimpy fag

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:58:40 2015 No.13579461 >>13579439 In a pit of shirohebis wouldn't they fight to death until only one remains? >You will never be cuddled by a bloody shirohebi while piles of corpses are everywhere around you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:00:08 2015 No.13579464 >>13579429 >anons form a suicide pact >turns out the poison Kool-Aid was switched out with Girta-venom Kool-Aid >a group of unwed Monstergirls come in in and drag their immobile bodies off to unoccupied rape-caves

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:01:26 2015 No.13579472 >>13579461 That was the first thing that came to mind but I wasn't going to be the one to shoot down Anon's fantasy. Unless he's actually into post murder frenzy sex and that was the plan from the get go.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:03:39 2015 No.13579478 >>13579461 >She slowly slithers over the battered corpses toward Anon with her arms open >"There there. They're all gone now."

Anonymous Sun May 31 19:04:15 2015 No.13579480

>>13579461
>>13579472
>>13579478
No anons, they have gotten quite skilled at picking the murderious yandere types out. And if one happens to get in there she'll get out with a husband first.

Besides that they have gotten more civilized over the years. Aside from the usual bickering and displays they simple give everyone a turn or two and compete by proving that they are better lovers. The Shirohebi that manages to get the guy to faint from exhaustion wins. This ussualy takes about a week or three before the various vemons they use in there fail to keep him awake.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:05:21 2015 No.13579485 >>13579461 She probably was the trickiest of the bunch. Found some way to ruse all the other Shirohebis, and payed for a Tanuki's help beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:06:16 2015 No.13579489 >>13579429 http://i.imgur.com/Jv5OChD.jpg >keikaku doori

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:07:39 2015 No.13579493 >>13579489 I'll just act like a complete shithead to her. That way I can live my unlife in peace.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:08:27 2015 No.13579495 >>13579485 Like, she used a venom that made it seem like anon was kill then used her connections to get access to the "corpse". Leaving behind many traumatised snake waifus

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:09:51 2015 No.13579500 >>13579493 That's kind of hard to do with your dick in her at nearly all times.

Anonymous Sun May 31 19:10:49 2015 No.13579504

>>13579493
If you killed yourself then you're probably too weak in spirit to put up any meaningful resistance in death.

If you honestly think you're stubborn enough to ward her off then you were also probably too stubborn and too busy shitposting to drink the cool aid.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:10:58 2015 No.13579505 >>13579500 Shut up it's fine. Let me have my fun you cunt, I don't want to be tied down to a horrible monster girl like her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:12:59 2015 No.13579510 >>13579480 >murderious yandere types out >just a pit of white lamia >Snakes understanding what sharing means Neutered shirohebi a shit. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:13:38 2015 No.13579515 >>13579489 I want to sexually harass a Wisp.

Anonymous Sun May 31 19:16:32 2015 No.13579528

>>13579510
Shiros aren't murderous either. But they'd definitely be pretty brutal to each other. Anon would get passed around a whole bunch in the fighting.

Wringing him away from another shirohebi, filling him full of their lustful fire, and so on.

>>13579515
Sounds like a good way to get into her cage and become her husbando for eternity.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:18:01 2015 No.13579537 >>13579515 I want to watch you sexually harass a Wisp. I won't jerk off to it or anything so don't think I'm a creeper. That's for later.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:19:55 2015 No.13579545 >>13579528 >filling him full of their lustful fire, and so on. Oh man the shenanigans of being hit by the fire of multiple shirohebi would be something.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:28:45 2015 No.13579565 >TFW there are no heroes left in Man >We'll never get a story, or even a smut scene of an Oomukade that is anything but a spaghetti kimono'd smelly centipede.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:29:11 2015 No.13579566 I want to be in an elite matchmaker squad of Cupids.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:29:43 2015 No.13579567 I want to lock and ward myself in room and use Cupid's black arrows like drugs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:30:31 2015 No.13579570 >>13579567 Does it give you a euphoric feeling? I just want to understand the point of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:30:59 2015 No.13579571 Spooky forest snakes deserve love too http://exhentai.org/g/820330/e95198bfb9/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:31:30 2015 No.13579575 >>13579565 Write one then.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:31:34 2015 No.13579576 >>13579570 It makes you extremely lonely and love starved.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:32:54 2015 No.13579580 >>13579576 So it's like reverse MDMA? Yeah, that sounds like shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:33:19 2015 No.13579584 >>13579571 No they don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:34:49 2015 No.13579589 >>13579580 It also makes you more sensitive to those who have feelings for you. Overall they don't even provide a high, so using them like drugs is just crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:34:53 2015 No.13579590 >>13579571 >guro >vore nope

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:35:38 2015 No.13579595 >>13579576 You're a lonely guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:36:36 2015 No.13579598 >>13579589 I don't need no drug to become crazy. I just need to ask how much

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:36:48 2015 No.13579602 >>13579590 Having read it, the guro and vore bits are not presented in a fetishy manner.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:38:39 2015 No.13579608 >>13579575 Can't because not even the rain will wash away this anger.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:39:18 2015 No.13579611 Admit it You would do the most disgusting and degenerative things with you're waifu wouldn't you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:40:50 2015 No.13579616 >>13579611 I'd rim her and ravage her asshole with my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:42:21 2015 No.13579620 >>13579611 >disgusting no >degenerative no Maybe things perverted, delicious, kawaii, smelly, comic and weird, but i don't think disgusting and degenerative count among them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:42:40 2015 No.13579621 Am I the only one who likes both oomukade interpretations? We already have so many yanrapists that drag their men into the dark that I really don't want another one, but the thought of being gently dommed by one is also appealling.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:44:45 2015 No.13579628 >>13579608 Stop procrastinating you mong.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:45:19 2015 No.13579631 >>13579628 Make me you tit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:46:47 2015 No.13579633 >>13579631 Write nazi femdom /ss/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:49:24 2015 No.13579644 >>13579611 Fuck yeah. I'd hold her hand as we made love for procreation, fingers gradually brushing and caressing one another as we cuddle and spoon afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:51:07 2015 No.13579649 >>13579590 The guro and vore tags shouldn't even be there. You see them for all of 2 panels on the last page and they have nothing to do with the sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:51:40 2015 No.13579652 >>13579621 Do you think they are capable of domming? They just seem antisocial to me

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:52:46 2015 No.13579656 >>13579633 Phalacte a giant phalange you pernicious caitiff. I owe you nothing.

Anonymous Sun May 31 19:53:35 2015 No.13579658

>>13579608
You mad the thread's memes have ruined your precious creepy crawly, Jack?

Wash away your sorrow, Anon. It won't take long until it becomes a mere stain of time. It won't be even a memory because it'll be only dry inside. In the mud the threadcanon will sink deeper, into a peaceful life.

AND SHE WILL COME
LIKE A DAMN RAPE TRAIN
POURING VENOM IN YOU
AND SHE WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL YOU'RE ADDICTED
AND SHE WILL COME
THROUGH YOUR LEWDEST FANTASY
IN YOUR FINAL CUMSHOT
AND SHE WILL NEVER REST UNTIL YOUR BALLS ARE DRAINED
UNTIL SHE FINDS YOUR DREAMS HAVE ALL COME TRUE

What the fuck am I doing

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:54:17 2015 No.13579662 >>13579652 >Do you think they are capable of domming? They are in the canon, is just that they don't use strength but venom

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:56:36 2015 No.13579671 >>13579656 Is that your premise? Because it's turning me on.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:57:35 2015 No.13579674 >>13579658 >What the fuck am I doing Not making a lewd version of The Only Thing I Know For Real, that's what

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:59:46 2015 No.13579679 >>13579674 I already cringed at myself after doing a lewd We Will Rock You. Do you really want more?

Anonymous Sun May 31 20:00:00 2015 No.13579680

I would think a Shirohebi pit would be a rather bizarre thing to see. I think it would be a deal where a guy falls in they all rush up to him to see who he takes an interest to first, and that Shirohebi wins, no fighting, no orgy, just getting surrounded by lovely Shirohebi who all try to seduce you through words.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:01:07 2015 No.13579683 >>13579679 From my experiences embarrassing moments last longer than happy ones. Take that as you will.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:01:50 2015 No.13579687 >>13579680 Nah, it would be like tossing the bouquet at a wedding. The one who catches you wins.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:04:03 2015 No.13579691 >>13579687 Shirohebi races!

Anonymous Sun May 31 20:06:44 2015 No.13579702

>>13579671

Yeah sure why not.

Guy walks up on an Oomukade licking and slathering a giant wooden onabashira roped penis in the hopes her husbando will come along.

Because this is totally Grade A level writing befitting of the Mos Eisley of MG communities.

Anonymous Sun May 31 20:08:11 2015 No.13579707

>The night is dark; the underbrush rings with the sound of a dozen different monstergirls all scattering to their homes

>You're not scared though; these woods only had devilbugs and micegirls, both of which are easy to scare off with a scream or a kick.

>You turn off the main road and onto the trail that leads back to your small cabin in the woods

>Life is simple and quiet here. You don't have much, but you don't really need much either.

>You're thinking about buying a few more hooks for your tackle gear from the general store when you spot her.

>She's wearing a strange garment that looks like a bathrobe, but her midriff is still bare for you to peek.

>The second after you spot her she calls out. "Kind sir? Would you mind helping me up from this ditch?" Her voice is sweet like honey on pancakes

>You step forward despite the fear mulling in your stomach. You knew every sort of creature in these parts, so why did you feel this way?

>"Of course mam." You extend your hand out to the lady, but she doesn't take it. "Do you live around here?" She asks you with shining eyes.

>Her hair is long, long enough for it to sweep against her hips as she gingerly makes conversation despite the surroundings.

>"Since I was born." You tell her with your hand still outstretched for her to take. Her smile becomes enchanting at your words.

>"Do you like my hair? I saw you eyeing it a second ago." She leans forward to give you a better view of the silky black hair draping her body like a curtain.

>"Huh? Mam are you alright?" Your arm is getting tired from holding it out but she doesn't seem to notice or care, instead she giggles.

>"Do you want to touch it? I don't mind if you do." She finally extends her dainty hands out to you. They wrap around your hand and clamp down with inhuman strength.

>That's when you notice the markings set across her skin and traced down the length of her arm and body. The fear in your stomach turns to panic but it's far too late.

More?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:09:39 2015 No.13579713 >>13579702 Please. We're the Mos Def of MG communities.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:09:40 2015 No.13579714 >>13579707 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:09:58 2015 No.13579717 >>13579707 What's with the spacing?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:10:02 2015 No.13579718 >>13579687 I just thought of huge numbers of Shirohebi turning up at a wedding just to catch the bouquet. And scope out possible husbands.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:10:07 2015 No.13579720 >>13579702 >Em Gee Gee >You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and OC

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:11:01 2015 No.13579724 >>13579707 Those Shirohebi are dangerous I tell you!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:11:20 2015 No.13579725 >>13579707 Do go on

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:11:50 2015 No.13579726 >>13579707 Yes, but fix the spacing.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:12:01 2015 No.13579727 >>13579718 Shirohebi wedding crashers? Who would kick them out?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:12:16 2015 No.13579728 >>13579680 The first one that goes ara ara ufufu~ will probably win

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:12:39 2015 No.13579730 >>13579717 Seconded. Nothing makes my attention wander while I read something than double spacing sentences.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:13:11 2015 No.13579733 >>13579727 You'd probably have to hire some bouncers.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:14:19 2015 No.13579737 >>13579728 >"You are interested in a mature white snake like me? >"My you are quite the dashing young man,"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:15:01 2015 No.13579739 >>13579727 >Wedding Crashers with Shirohebi Eh, I'd watch it.

Anonymous Sun May 31 20:15:16 2015 No.13579741

>>13579728
Nah, it'll be the first one who gets you to cum inside her pussy.

Any monstergirl can hold you and hug you, but it's only when you've cum inside them that you'll be lost to the pleasure.

They'd all be trying to quickly milk your first load so that they can claim ownership and then the rest would scatter disappointed as you keep begging her to let you fuck her just one more time.

Anonymous Sun May 31 20:15:22 2015 No.13579743

>>13579652
They're the ultimate antisocial. Feared as much as Ushi Oni. Listed as having a 'Ferocious' disposition, pretty much attack on sight but their rape is more about filling you full of overwhelming pleasure and affection until you finally accept her. No escape until she hears the words she wants to hear and even then, not really as you become her wife.

She looks sad in her profile because she's an ostracized negative nancy and a giant centipede which already have a bad reputation because centipedes are assholes.

In other words, I really hate to say the word, but it sums it up. Oomukade has an edgy personality.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:15:24 2015 No.13579744 >>13579737 here is my penis.

Anonymous Sun May 31 20:15:37 2015 No.13579746

>>13579733
>You'll never be a big strong bouncer in a suit and shades who strikes fear in even the strongest of MGs just by crossing your arms and glaring at them
>You'll never be impervious to flirting, seduction or corruption because big bad bouncers ain't got time to fuck around

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:18:37 2015 No.13579751 >>13579720 >Implying the OC in here isn't as questionable as skooma

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:20:05 2015 No.13579755 >>13579737 http://i.imgur.com/EnRxIzX.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:21:35 2015 No.13579760 Hey, guys. Have you killed yourselves yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:22:49 2015 No.13579764 >>13579743 >as you become her wife. How well would an Oomukade handle alping somebody on accident?

Anonymous Sun May 31 20:26:46 2015 No.13579770

>>13579764
Probably not well at all. Apparently, if you're a married man you're protected from alping. Of course you can alp while she's raping you for the first time. Assuming you are an incubus who slut it up with a ton of other monsters beforehand.

Would piss her off and make her despair more. She'd go on a rampage. Maybe go into town and use her reputation to kidnap some kid to raise into a husband, while ranting about how someone she raised can't possibly betray her or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:27:01 2015 No.13579773 >>13579760 http://i.imgur.com/FYd4D9v.jpg rattle rattle rattle

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:28:34 2015 No.13579780 >>13579737 >White

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:28:51 2015 No.13579781 >>13579760 Just lit up a cigarette. I doing it as fast as I can.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:29:19 2015 No.13579783 >>13579773 Goddammit why is this so hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:30:13 2015 No.13579787 I want lovey dovey Kejourou to to extremely open about her feelings in public while hugging me and sticking my arm between her breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:47:35 2015 No.13579835 >>13579149 TELL MEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:51:36 2015 No.13579850 >>13579835 >>13579168

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:51:45 2015 No.13579851 >>13579835 Cattrap and Catmom turned into cumdumpsters by futa Cait Siths

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:53:23 2015 No.13579859 >>13579851 That idea sounds absolutely terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:53:41 2015 No.13579860 >>13579835 A loli Anubis wrestling with a loli Apophis in Pharaoh's name.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:54:07 2015 No.13579863 >>13579859 And that's exactly why he'll do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:54:19 2015 No.13579864 >>13579851 Why not, maybe it will finally destroy this place.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:55:39 2015 No.13579869 >>13579851 >starving for replies Well, here you go.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:55:41 2015 No.13579870 >>13579835 A classical orchestra fighting a legion of cyberzombies

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:55:50 2015 No.13579871 >>13579863 Nah. That's too many characters.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:56:04 2015 No.13579873 >>13579835 You'll find out soon, I'm about to summon it!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:57:13 2015 No.13579877 >>13579835 He already said it. Sakaki as a Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:57:54 2015 No.13579880 >>13579864 Why do you hate us so much?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:59:06 2015 No.13579887 Did .Less finish his one pic of the Cupid yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:59:30 2015 No.13579889 >>13579880 Hate is just in his nature. Don't worry. He hates himself the most.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:59:56 2015 No.13579891 >>13579887 >>13576607

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:00:54 2015 No.13579897 >>13579891 >WIP >Still needs color and background

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:00:56 2015 No.13579898 >>13579887 It's a WIP as of 4 am today. He can really crank things out at a high quality lately so it should be done soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:01:05 2015 No.13579899 >>13579889 No, I think I hate you people the most. Hell I think I hate you people more than the backseat mod from /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:01:39 2015 No.13579901 Is there writefaggotry of chubby alp senpai, or is it all made up on the fly?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:02:15 2015 No.13579902 >>13579897 >>13579897 If it isn't here then he didn't fucking finish the god damn thing holy shit fucking hell Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:02:26 2015 No.13579904 >>13579891 >>13579897 >>13579898 Do you think some potential, random passerby will question the context behind that picture? Also, I vote that we use that image as the next OP picture.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:02:40 2015 No.13579907 >>13579901 All made up, like Junko's paycheck.

Anonymous Sun May 31 21:03:11 2015 No.13579911

>>13576607
>You will never have a Cupid tell you that the means don't matter, only the results
>You will never retort that it's the journey that's important, not the destination
>You will never mudamudamuda her so hard she will continually experience romcom plots over and over for an eternity

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:03:18 2015 No.13579912 >>13579901 On the fly.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:03:32 2015 No.13579913 >>13579901 Chubby Alp Senpai is forced bullshit, so thankfully no.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:04:18 2015 No.13579918 >>13579899 It's not good for you to take this self hatred and project onto the world. Find out what is making you feel so much hatred and channel it into motivation.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:04:46 2015 No.13579919 >>13579904 I second this

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:05:34 2015 No.13579924 >>13579904 I'm down for using it. And yeah, someone will question the context of it, since they weren't here when the one analogy was made for an anon to think of King Crimson and then for me to request .Less to draw it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:05:38 2015 No.13579925 >>13579904 >some potential, random passerby will question the context behind that picture >Passerbys trying to understand these fucking threads >Ever It has King Crimson in it. They don't need to understand the context behind it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:05:57 2015 No.13579926 >>13579899 Ovaries?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:06:45 2015 No.13579931 >>13576607 >"Taisho kakunin." >"Ninmu kanryou da."

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:07:03 2015 No.13579933 >>13579904 >random passerby We have a bunch of colourfags, someone will pick it up.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:08:32 2015 No.13579940 >>13579926 Nope, just some random anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:08:50 2015 No.13579945 >>13579933 I kind of wish the Nagi pic Loen did a while ago got colored.

Anonymous Sun May 31 21:11:21 2015 No.13579950

>>13579901

Chubby Alp Senpai is force memetic bullshit just like Cattrap and whatever else the unwashed masses think up in order to try and pretend that we don't take to OC like maggots to carrion, wriggling blindly to avoid the light as we fester and grow.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:12:29 2015 No.13579956 >only 3 threads away 'till death Dammit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:14:24 2015 No.13579963 >>13579956 I'm so sad to hear that, Anon. Is it cancer? Have you already told your family you love them?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:15:27 2015 No.13579966 >>13579904 >implying the next OP won't fuck up, as usual

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:16:45 2015 No.13579971 >>13579913 >>13579950 >If I don't like it it's forced! Fuck you, Chubby Alp Senpai is far from the worst thing in this thread. That would be the Janet bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:16:45 2015 No.13579972 >>13576607 「ＩＴＪＵＳＴＷＯＲＫＳ」

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:18:20 2015 No.13579979 >>13579966 We need someone to at least have one baking, and start that thread as soon as we reach the end of our cycle.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:18:38 2015 No.13579981 >>13579971 More like it's quite literally forced. You accuse Bob and Ovaries of shit all the time, or even Anubisfucker and Psychofox when more times than not it's just shitposters trying to miff people.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:20:00 2015 No.13579990 >>13579979 I will do it. And I won't fuck up. Rest assured.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:20:12 2015 No.13579991 >>13579971 Your meme is shit, get over it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:20:53 2015 No.13579996 >>13579981 >Anubisfucker Hey, I'm the only asshole allowed to call him that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:21:08 2015 No.13579999 >>13579990 Excelsior to you, good sir.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:21:33 2015 No.13580002 >>13579990 Lie in wait until the time comes then, brother.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:21:42 2015 No.13580003 http://imgur.com/o5T4GrU >"Master! You shouldn't joke about killing yourself or say mean things! Next time you shitpost I'm telling the mods!" Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:21:44 2015 No.13580004 >>13579971 No, it's not the worst, but it's pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:22:27 2015 No.13580008 Why do people hate oomukades anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:22:45 2015 No.13580011 >>13579971 >Chubby Alp Senpai is far from the worst thing in this thread Except it is. Alps already the worst thing in MGE. Making them fat is of overkill I can agree that Janet is cringe-worthy but that meme is almost ded now

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:23:04 2015 No.13580015 >>13580003 Is she retarded? I'm the fucking master! She doesn't get to tell me shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:23:09 2015 No.13580016 >>13579996 Impossible. I'm neither of you assholes and I coined that.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:23:29 2015 No.13580018 >>13580003 >http://imgur.com/o5T4GrU push her down and rape her. How dare my maid tell me what I can and can't do.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:24:15 2015 No.13580020 >>13580003 You are not telling the mods anything if i shut your mouth first with my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:24:19 2015 No.13580021 >>13580008 They're creepy, smelly, awkward rapists.

Anonymous Sun May 31 21:25:07 2015 No.13580029

>>13580008
They don't, not overall anyway. Aside from arachnes she's the only other popular bug. The spaghetti thing is just a shitty threadcanon meme, and then there's the faggots who don't like even a little bit of rape in any context. So there's that.

Anonymous Sun May 31 21:25:17 2015 No.13580031

>>13579981
>Ovaries
Who? Also I agree on Anubisfucker and Psychofox. Anubisfucker is a good boy who dindu nuffin, is he even still around? As for the PsychoFox I don't even know who the fag is but I see IRCfags constantly bitching about him and I hate that.

Bob deserves all the shit that goes his way though.

>>13579991
OK, Doesn't change the fact Janet is the most autistic shit and I hate that it's making a comeback when it had died for so long. Only thing worse are the fags who try to push Monster Boys

>>13580011
>Alps already the worst thing in MGE
That's not Cait Sith, Matango, or any of the truly shit tier Monster Girls. Cait Sith's existence makes it a bitch when trying to tell people Monster Girls aren't furryshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:25:22 2015 No.13580032 >>13580008 >implying I would love her throughout all my days. The legs wuld need getting used to though, I've been scared of bugs all my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:26:07 2015 No.13580034 >>13580015 >>13580018 So when your maid shows concern for you, this is how you treat her? Maybe you're better off without one.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:26:15 2015 No.13580036 >>13580016 >Coined Anubisfucker No you fucking didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:26:46 2015 No.13580037 >>13580031 Nobody is defending Janet at all right now, so why would you even bring it up?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:26:52 2015 No.13580038 >>13580003 >Next time you shitpost I'm telling the mods! B-But it was just a joke! We were just messing around with each other! Why are you taking this so seriously?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:27:12 2015 No.13580039 >>13580031 Mantango is nowhere near as bad as Alp. Just an Alraune with lamer conditions, and an alt method of monsterization.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:27:26 2015 No.13580042 >>13580031 Anubisfucker is still around, he's just less obvious without MGK being done often or Anubis stuff being posted.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:27:52 2015 No.13580046 >>13580031 >Not knowing who Ovaries is Now I know you're just either very stupid or baiting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:28:02 2015 No.13580048 >>13580034 Her opinion is noted, that's all she needs to know.

Anonymous Sun May 31 21:28:21 2015 No.13580051

>>13580021
but isn't it cute when they try to push you down and instead fall flat on the ground? Then you have to help them up and get some alcohol for the bruise on her elbow while she's trying to choke out an "I-I'm sowwy for trying to rape you!" through her tears. Afterwards you tell her that she can try raping you again tomorrow even though this is the tenth time she's tried.

Then you hold her close to your chest and stroke her hair while promising that you'll always be there for her even if she can't rape you like any other bug.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:28:37 2015 No.13580052 >>13580003 Kill yourself, faggetbird I have right to kill myself anytime I want

Anonymous Sun May 31 21:29:48 2015 No.13580059

>>13580037
Because I think it is, without a doubt, the worst shit and nothing can compare to it. Not Alps, not SJWs Lizard Girls, not even Lilim/Paladin Fights. At least those can be funny. There is nothing redeemable in anyway about Janet posts.

>>13580039
Matango is fucking disgusting, it's far worse than a tomboy succuslut.

>>13580042
Oh, OK then.

>>13580046
I've been in these threads for 2 years and have no idea who Ovaries is. If it's some IRCfag then I don't care either.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:30:45 2015 No.13580063 >>13580003 Why do I have a maid? Also why does she care if I live or not? Maids can just find another master.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:31:01 2015 No.13580065 >>13580036 Did so. Other people used to say Anubislut or Dragonslut, but I coined that one.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:31:22 2015 No.13580069 >>13580063 They're not maids for pay. They work for love.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:31:24 2015 No.13580070 >>13580059 Ovaries is a writefag. >IRCfags You DO know most of the writefags and even the drawfags go to the IRC, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:31:30 2015 No.13580071 >>13580059 Dude, it's easy: Calm your autism, and shove chubby alp bitch up your anus. That's all we want from you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:32:41 2015 No.13580075 >>13580059 There is nothing worse than transgenders

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:32:53 2015 No.13580076 >>13580059 Alright alright, I agree with you. I really shouldn't have said Janet that one time after that one mas-deletion, I never knew what would arise from it ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:33:10 2015 No.13580077 >>13580075 Black People

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:33:24 2015 No.13580079 >>13580000

Anonymous Sun May 31 21:33:42 2015 No.13580080

>>13580065
>You coined
Ha.
No.
I did it to refer to the one guy always voting for Anubis in every MGK with utmost enthusiasm and zeal. You didn't coin Anubisfucker one little bit.
Look, it's even the first use of it https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12950497/#12950748

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:33:52 2015 No.13580081 >>13580059 >Two years in these threads >Without knowing who Bollocks is >Acting like Janet isn't somewhat cute compared to the Alphabet Wurm-tier forced flavor of the month that is Chubby Alp Sempai

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:34:17 2015 No.13580082 >>13580077 >>13580075 /pol/ pls. I get that you have issues but this really isn't the place to air them out. Your next post is going to be about fat people being worse than black people.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:34:24 2015 No.13580084 >>13580069 They can still find that with another master. Face it anon, you're nothing special to your waifu and the minute you die she can just find another guy.

Anonymous Sun May 31 21:34:43 2015 No.13580085

>>13580059
I don't even mind Alps but like Cait Siths MGE would improve without them. Their whole origin is just this big elephant in the room that pretty much no one likes. At least mantango are proper monsters.

Also you can have a tomboy succubus without alps.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:34:50 2015 No.13580086 >>13580077 I mean in MGE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:35:08 2015 No.13580089 >>13580082 >Posted the fat transgender black womyn

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:35:39 2015 No.13580092 >>13580085 What if... RT Suckbutt?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:36:50 2015 No.13580098 >>13580089 Sheeeeet, how liberal can one person be?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:36:57 2015 No.13580100 >>13580070 whats the IRC?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:37:22 2015 No.13580103 >>13580080 Wait, that's not even the earliest use of it. There's one where I said it on Jan 15.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:37:23 2015 No.13580104 >>13580098 What if xe was also a Jewish Atheist?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:37:54 2015 No.13580106 >>13580079 Oh, that's cool I guess.

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