Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to cuddle and headpat your maid!

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[Anonymous No.]

First for all girls are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>anubis got the last post in the thread

WAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a kiki to headpat

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>>13631849
Now post the better picture.

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>>13631849
I'll headpat her after

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>>13631849
I know that's a broom, but it looks like bondage gear for some reason.

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>>13631859
What if there's a wedding ring hidden inside the broom?

Actually, that's still rather twisted.

[Anonymous No.]

what are you guy's thoughts on fat cat tats

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I want to rescue a trapped Wurm and buy her a cake.

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>>13631852
I have to hand it to anubisfucker. He's single handedly boring me and probably others with anubis. I used to like them.

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>>13631859
You are a piece of shit, Lamo-kun.

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>>13631769
MGC Maid Central recommends against any hostile incursions against our headquarters. Our maids are well trained and our security systems are tight and Wurm resistant.

We in addition have serveral Gazer, Oomukade and Kikimora agents on watch for potential threads. Your threat being an example.

Please do not panic if you hear your windows and doors creak. Your re-education into a butler shall start shortly.

>>13631854
Then why not visit your local maid center and take a look at our catalog? There is gauranteed to be a match for you!

>>13631859
Please be aware that such behavior is destructive to your maids morale and can be considered outright cruel. Please treat your maid with love and respect.

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>You will never rub her chubby cheeks with your free hand and watch her reluctantly lean into it so she can enjoy it even more.

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>>13631838
Good shit mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>No Kikimora healing stories
>Everything is kuu-yan meidos

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>>13631866
Too vanilla for me

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>>13631873
I'll treat my meido however I please because I wanted a dominant ara ara girl to make me into a househusband not some loli eager to please kiki. MGC Maid Central is broke.

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I want a Wurm to curl up around me.

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>>13631869
But I didn't write that. I just enjoyed it. I did screencap it though.

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Lilim did nothing wrong.

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>femdom

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>>13631867
But then she'll just get trapped in other places

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>>13631873
B-but i am already a maidfag, why not just make me drown in kikis until i forget my highly ambitious conquest plan?

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>>13631891
I want to betray humanity and be arm candy for my Lilim Mistress!

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>>13631895
I want an imgur of just these. They're great.

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>>13631900
That's fine. She might never learn, but I'll still help her out each time.
She just won't get anything else if she does it on a daily basis.

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>>13631895
People didn't get mad with the other one and you're trying it with the other side now?

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>>13631884
I want to make my medio drink a gallon of Hathor milk a day.

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>>13630355
>More ghoul
Oh yes, this is a good thing to wake up to. Nice job, friend.

>>13631128
Yo, that was adorable, man. So good.

Man, I got up as soon as the thread archived, and wondered where the new thread was without realizing it had just happened.

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>>13631918
That can't be healthy.

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>>13631915
lel, femdomfags be mad

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>>13631895
These threads are becoming more and more like /fit.

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>>13631928
they could actually be from /fit/

god that place is a cesspool nowadays.

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>>13631849
>>13631859
Has anyone made a gif from these two images yet?

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>>13631934
Fattie detected.

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>>13631873
>Butler

Oh god...

Oh...GOD!

All I can think about, nay all I can imagine in this very instant, is some kind of rich fucking Kikimora who has a Butler do all her cleaning.

Like he's the Kikimora of the relationship.

My mind is full of fack right now.

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>>13631939
I like where this is going.
Whenever the butler forgot his place, she would firmly remind him of protocol and the tenets of butlering.
hehehe kikidom

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>>13631939

I wonder what happens if I hire a Kikimora only to act as her butler? Would she feel bullied?

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>>13631921
No, she'll be very healthy

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>>13631927
Did you just draw those, and re-save them so you could use them for shitposting purposes?

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>>13631912
Good, otherwise she may try to get stuck for cake.
We already have chubby jinko and dragon, we don't need their third childhood friend chubby wurm

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>>13631873
Is it cruel if I show her the second one I bought after telling her that's payback for breaking my favorite mug when she first started?

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>>13631939
>>13631945
>She trains new Butlers personally with her Kikimora expertise
>She wraps her hands around yours while teaching how to use the broom properly
>Shows how to properly clean someone in a bath
>Ect

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>>13631951
Anon I think you're paranoid.

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>>13631954
Wurms can't get very fat due to their metabolism.
Even Hathor milk has a very small effect on them that will go away after a day.

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>>13631961
That's a big zipper. Is that slimegirl a new Kingdom Hearts character?

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>>13631964
too much health

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>>13631974
There is never too much Health

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>>13631964
You just aren't trying hard enough.
Where there's a will, resources, and time, there's a way.

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>>13631977
As someone who recently had a minor heart attack when moving furniture up three stories, I can attest there is such thing.

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>>13631974
Heathen.
She doesn't even have a belly.

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>>13631884
If unsatisfied you are free to visit your local maid center to discuss your complaints and arrange a possible switch.

>>13631904
Unfortunately we do not encourage more than one maid per Master. Instead we shall deploy a specialist Kikimora. She should have the same effect as drowning you in Kikimora's.

Please don't mind the heart shaped pupils.

>>13631918
Please do not force your maid to drink too much fluid, it is rather unhealthy. MGC Maid Central recommends feeding your maid super concentrated Holstaur milk instead. Please consult your local milk-farm for details.

>>13631956
MGC Maid Central recommends performing such "revenge" acts with less important gifts. A Kikimora's first broom is of lifelong importance to her. Please avoid causing trauma's by breaking it in front of her.

>>13631946
MGC Maid Central suspects that the maid in question might attempt to turn the male in question into a highly skilled host/butler.

Alternatively a contest might evolve, where the Kikimora would try to attempt to outserve her Master.

Our experts remain unsure on this matter.

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>"What's that master? You want to stick it between my breasts? Wouldn't it just get hot and dirty?"

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>>13631983
Do you even lift Anon?

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>>13631979
No, it's literally impossible.
They have a metabolism that puts Shaggy's to shame. Though every now and then you'll find one with a slower metabolism, but those are rare and still have higher ones than humans do.

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>>13631961
I want to dick that slimegirl in her boobs, lower back, and both thighs.

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>>13631988
I want to outcuddle the specialist Kikimora.

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>>13631988
How many Mantis maids are there available?

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what is your favorite mg-related landmine mgg?

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>>13631988
Half a gallon of supercondensed Hathor milk a day, got it!
That Kikis going to have bones as strong as steel with all the calcium coming her way

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>>13631989
>you will never see a Werecat with a Holstaurs breasts and a Trolls ass

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>>13631988
Yes, I am unsatisfied with my maid. I want a maid who'll make me a maid/househusband/whatever. Just make it happen. You can have the loli kikimora back.

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>>13632001
You're not supposed to step on landmines, anon.

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>>13631988
do you have khornate maids?

[Anonymous No.]

First for Healthyhounds

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>>13631999
You do not have enough love within or surface area without to out-cuddle a heart eyed MG.

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>>13631995
Impossible?
I'm a wizard Anon, impossible is just a challenge.
Maybe I'll practice with the little one who keeps throwing trees into my wards and making them explode

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>>13632007
No, give me the loli kiki to me, you surely don't understand the invaluable treasure you have with you.

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>>13632005
She'd never get any housework done though, which her boobs and butt knocking everything over.

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>>13632012
.Less still needs to fix her lower-left leg.

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>>13632012
Hellhounds are poopheads who are mean to their little brothers!

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>>13632020
She'd adjust, gotta work on her strength to keep away back pain though

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>>13632001

Frontgina on Centaurs, even though it's entirely plausible.

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>>13632016
That remains to be seen.

I'm up for the challenge.

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>>13632018
Be careful what you say, or her Carbuncle friend will cast Reflect on the Wurm and make everything you cast bounce back and hit you.

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>>13632001
Don't we have a thousand different ones? People get set off by the most inane shit. Maledome, femdom, loli, Ushis, Manitcores, Cait Sith, traps, futa, furry-ish stuff, etc.

Not to mention our "specialist" shitposters:
- Freedom-kun: Keeps telling us he'd rather suicide than lose freedom and be happy
- Anti-Ushi /k/oward: wants to live on his roof, set his house as a minefield
- Cloaca-kun: denies snakes can have anuses due to BIOLOGY, despite the fact he accepts angels, demons, living goo, and mythical beasts in MGE
- InariKitsune: Drags IRC drama into here against anyone who fights with him in chat for a few days, but does it to PsychoFox/Commerical-Anon non-stop.
- Xenophobe-kun: equates visiting non-/mge/ monstergirl threads/boards to worse than the holocaust. Anyone who merely visits them should die.
- Amazonbitch-kun: Strawmans all amazons into being the worst imaginable kind of slavers.

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>>13632019
Lolis are garbage. Keep her. I want something older than me, and softer, and more dominant.

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>>13632029
>back pain
I think a monstergirls physiology would allow the accommodation of busty features.

[Anonymous No.]

I love how slimes can technically take the form of any monster girl, truly the perfect waifus apart from the whole making a mess of the house thing.

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I wanna go to someone else's wedding with Chubby Alp Senpai, an right when the bride throws her bouquet she catches it, and when the groom tosses the garter, I catch it! Then be both look at each other and laugh awkwardly before her Lizardgirl friend pushes us together and forces us to kiss!

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>>13632041
>no bitchboy or fence sitter-kun
Shit list.

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>>13632039
>wizard casts Reflect on himself
>self-cast all his spells
Where is your status effect now?

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>>13632027
That's probably the last person they would be mean though. They're kind of overprotective.

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>>13632050
Bitchboy was a character in a story, not an actual shitposter.

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>>13632041
>putting Inari in the list
>but not PsychoFox

Nice try PsychoFox.

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>>13632053
Wizards can't learn Reflect. Only White mages, Shamans, and Sages can.
Then again, Sages can do anything. They're like Wizards who didn't get laid by the time they're 90.

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>>13632047
>tfw no bio-mechanical Slime Golem

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>>13632057
Someone said last night all he does is post images without discussion. Which isn't that bad, particularly taking into account he runs choose-your-waifu-or-mystery-box games and little MGC Admin stuff to entertain us with small amounts of OC. So he's hardly on par with belligerent shitposters.

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>>13632039
>No monitoring her for days, if not months, so you know her associates and their abilities.
>Not using a cursed item built to effect her and only her.
>Not yelling at those werekittens to stay off your lawn.

Do you even wizard?

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>>13632000
We had serveral Mantis maids fresh from training and ready to serve a new Master. Please visit your local maid center for more details.

>>13632003
MGC Maid Central recommends the quadruple condensed version to ensure that your maid can also drink other fluids during the day.

>>13632007
Very well, your appointment to return the cute loli Kikimora back has been set. Please fill in the following form meanwhile for a replacement maid:

Size of residence:
Education of Master:
Current employment:
Personality of Master:
Hobbies of Master:
Dating or Married:
Favorite personalities:
Least favorite personalities:
Favorite body type:
least favorite body types:
Favorite type of Monstergirl:
Prefered age:
Arachnophobia: Yes/No
Specific dislikes/notes:

>>13632011
MGC Maid Central certainly does not have any red feathered Khornate maids. Neither does MGC Maid Central have jetblack feathered Kikimora maids capable of incredibly acrobatic feats. Fit for spying, sabotage and general night ops.

We do however have regular red-feathered Kikimora maids. Why not visit your local maid center and browse our catalogs? Our maids there will be happy to serve you some tea or coffee with a slice of cake.

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>>13632063
Wizards don't do half of that crap. They just sit in their towers, research magic, and yell at people to get off their property.

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>>13632062
>spamming is ok, as long as you do some OC
I'm sure everyone is glad to hear that.

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>>13632041
>Xenophobe-kun
To be fair the /a/ threads are awful thanks to the EMG anime and /monster/ is on a site for people that cried over /v/ drama. Some other places are fine but are so dead or slow that it makes these threads look like sonic.

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>>13632061
I cannot think of Lava Golem's tits as anything other than more bubbles of magma.
They're probably like 1,500°F blobs of jello.

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>>13632068
>dumping monster-girl images in /mgt/ is now equivalent to aggressive shitposting and trolling

Given many people waste image slots with stuff like reactionface.jpg, it's hardly a major crime.

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>>13632071
>1,500°F blobs of jello.
That won't hurt you for obvious reasons.

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>>13632065
Do Kikimora do it for free?

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>>13632065
Quarter gallon sextuple condensed, got it.
Who supplys the uniforms or is my meido stuck in too small clothes till I buy her new ones.

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>>13632074
Well yeah, the reactionfags who delete their thing are fine with me, the ones that don't can get pegged by an alp.

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>>13632074
It tends to ruffle peoples' feathers when it's the same images posted over and over, a dozen or so at a time, with nothing going along with them.

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>>13632065
>Very well
I feel terribly sorry for the loli kikimora. Must suck to get ditched for nothing but appearance.

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>>13632065
Can i associate with your noble enterprise?

I swear to god i can only think about kikis and maids, i just can't get enough of them, godfuckingdammit i'm so addicted and i don't care.

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Guys, help. I've almost committed to trying to git gud with... Centaur smut/romance

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>>13632065
>Size of residence: 1 Bed/2 Bath
>Education of Master: Graduated High School, Enrolled in College
>Current employment: College Student
>Personality of Master:
>Hobbies of Master: Vidya Games, collecting things, making people happy
>Dating or Married: No
>Favorite personalities: Dominant, Romantic, Lewd, Cool, Ara Ara stuff like that. Especially Onee-san ones.
>Least favorite personalities: Loli Submissive ones
>Favorite body type: Chubby, Tall
>least favorite body types: Lolis
>Favorite type of Monstergirl: Dragons, Dogs, Reptiles, Snakes, Arachnes, anything with Tentacles, all that neat stuff
>Prefered age: Give me someone in Late 20s Early 30s
>Arachnophobia: Yes (Not that I'm ruling out Arachnes)
>Specific dislikes/notes: I want to be dommed and bullied into a househusband! I want to eagerly serve and please her! I want headpats and be princess carried!

Thank you for your assistance, I'll make sure the Loli Kiki is kept in good condition and given sweet candy to make her happy when I give her back.

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>>13632041
You forgot yourself.

- Arson-kun: Blames the thread instead of the people who intentionally start shit

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>>13632066
Do you not?
Damn, what are they teaching everyone now.
Back in my day you kept tabs on EVERYONE who lived near you and make specialized plans for targets.
Next you'll tell me you don't have a familiar

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>>13632082
>>13632085

Yeah, I agree. It's bad -- but in my opinion, not nearly bad enough to get put in the /mgt/ top troll/shitposter list. These are the folks who can typically derrail the thread for a good hour or two and get vitrol thrown around.

That's why I didn't PsychoFox. Same thing for .less; he occasionally does stuff to irk /mgt/, but produces easily several times more good art than bad art, and even does whole slews of requests.

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>>13632099
Wizards normally don't leave their towers, and are too preoccupied with researching magic and image boards to analyze people around them.
They're magical NEETs.

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>>13632106
>These are the folks who can typically derrail the thread for a good hour or two

If that's your criteria, you'll have to include him.

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>>13632092
Do it fgt.

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>>13632065

You don't have an Ushi or lilim maid yet, do you?

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>>13632095
Godspeed, Maidslut, godspeed.

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I say we take all the maledom-fags and send them to the Yautja home planet. Let them show off their alpha status there.

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>>13632124
Sure. I'll bring a gun.

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>>13632124
You already tried starting shit last thread.
Are you that bored?

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>>13632075
Sure, MAMONOMANA protection and all that.
And they apparently give you a permanent body heat increase and near-permanent RAGING ROCK SOLID STIFFY, but how do they fare on the rest of the rock/slime matrix?
KC mentions them being slime-soft but able to intentionally cool in place and bind a man in rock. Are they extremely heavy? Can they merge into lava floes? Are they larger than average MGs?
They interest me for being such a loosely defined elemental when the base creature represents such a high challenge rating. I mean, in D&D you take a minimum of 20 damage from being immersed in lava, which means the average adventurer burns to death in 18 seconds if they're lucky.
Are they decent waifus? Can they exist in cities? Do they just drag you into a pool of magma and your adventure ends there, forever exploding out seismic orgasms?
Do we even have any threadcanon on this?

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>>13632124
Those breasts scream female, but that face screams male, do not want.

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>>13632127
>Needing a gun
I thought "Muh invincible monster girls" was a myth though :^)

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>>13632132
Are you kidding me? That face screams "headcrab." And an ugly ass headcrab at that

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>>13632124

>Sending anything at a Yautja female

You do realize that they have an adrenal gland the size of a fucking grapefruit at the base of their skull that allows them to enter a sort of berserker fury when agitated, right?

Not to mention an average Yautja out-weighs a human by over a hundred pounds and can take considerably more damage.

If you'd paid attention to the movies at all, Dutch and the detective outsmarted the Predators over trying to take them in a one-on-one slugfest. The former's actions ironically being the thing that made them gain interest in humanity as potential hunting prey.

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>>13632134
He's a gunmage, of course he needs one.

Me? I just need my fists, and a beer.

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>>13632130
>MAMONOMANA

Is this the NANOMACHINES of the monster girl setting?

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>>13632065
Hey, do you happen to have any Yeti working for you?

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>>13632124
There's something out there Major and it ain't no man, we're all gonna fug

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>>13632124
Whatever.

Do what you want.

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>>13632129
Whoever you're referring to I'm not them. I'm a different Anon trying to start shit.

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>>13632109
Familiars and golems, make them and have them do it for you if your too busy to do it.

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>>13632141
>Me? I just need my fists, and a beer.
I'm sub as fuck but I respect men who need only their fists and other manly tools. God speed. If there was a wrestling match between yo and a Ushi-Oni, I'd put money on you.

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>>13632134
>I thought "Muh invincible monster girls" was a myth though :^)
What the fuck are you talking about
also
>Using le epic memeface

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>>13632148
90% are too stupid to tie their own shoes.
And of course one will try to convert you to a certain cult.

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>>13632149
Thanks friend.

You want me to recommend you to her after I whoop her ass?

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>>13632065
>Size of residence: Small Apartment
>Education of Master: Currently in college.
>Current employment: N/A
>Personality of Master: Quiet and antisocial
>Hobbies of Master: Video games, reading about folklore and the supernatural
>Dating or Married: Neither
>Favorite personalities: Caring, Curious, Creepy
>Least favorite personalities: Violent , Overbearing, Selfish
>Favorite body type: Fit, average, maybe a bit of pudge.
>least favorite body types: Loli
>Favorite type of Monstergirl: Crow Tengu
>Prefered age: 20-30
>Arachnophobia: Yes
>Specific dislikes/notes: Unless she's a serial killer/rapist, I'll be fine with mostly anything.

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>>13632154
Only the poorly built ones.

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>>13632156
I appreciate the thought, but I'd prefer not to date a loser who wouldn't be able to protect my smile. Maybe if she puts up enough of a fight to make the outcome "close" though.

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>>13632163
I suppose that makes sense.

Wouldn't want my buddy to get a waifu who can't even protect his smile.

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>>13632162
No, most Golems have zero INT.
Every other Familiar is either too preoccupied with wanting your dick, or is too clumsy to actually get the job done properly.
>I learned the Wurm likes soda, master!
>I learned her favorite movie is Jumanji!
>Aren't I a good Familiar, MASTAH?!

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>>13631849
Someone needs to do a version of this where the thumbnail shows the gift broom, but enlarging it shows the broken broom.

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>>13632168
>Every other Familiar is either too preoccupied with wanting your dick, or is too clumsy to actually get the job done properly.
I have a feeling you just made that up.

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>>13632065
>Size of residence: Small
>Education of Master: High school with high honors, no college, self taught in many mechanical fields
>Current employment: Ahaha
>Personality of Master: People say I act a lot older than I am
>Hobbies of Master: Vidya, cooking
>Dating or Married: Single
>Favorite personalities: Yandere
>Least favorite personalities: Tsundere
>Favorite body type: Plump pear shape
>least favorite body types: Landwhale
>Favorite type of Monstergirl: Kikimora
>Prefered age: 40+
>Arachnophobia: No
>Specific dislikes/notes:

[Anonymous No.]

Would you comfort an old non-virgin monstergirl who feels lonely and wants company?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632179
You're not a MGE Wizard, are you? This isn't /tg/, fa/tg/uy.

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>>13632177
You are a bad person.

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>>13632182
Oh yes.

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>>13632182
Single and willing to be in a relationship with committment and cheesy romance? If she is, I don't mind taking her out to the carnival and making her feel young again as I try and win her a big stuffed animal and have sex under the pier, and lay naked under a beach towel together while we watch the sunset.

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>>13632065
Nah I'm not going to fill that so other people can have their maids faster. I will wait for when you do one for butlers.

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>>13632182
Maybe, unless she's a single mother.

Then again, I could "comfort" both of them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632191
>butlers

Would anyone here want to be a butler for a monster girl?

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>>13632168
She's already taught that the wurm has a favorite movie and drink. Now have her find which drink it is and you can invite wurm over for a movie night and spike her favorite soda.
Not that hard man.
Does sound like you screwed up the familiar creation though. Mines fairly intelligent, if lazy.

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>>13632195
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632195
Not really, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632195
I want to work at the Butler cafe and comfort Otaku Lonely NEET Monster Girls, dress up in cute outfits for them, talk with them, sit in their lap and in general be a friend for all the lonely loser Monster Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632149
I'll have you know an mg42 is an exceedingly manly tool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632196
I screwed up the first three times due to unforeseen complications, but the fourth time worked somewhat well.
Of course now I have three inept Werewolves and a lazy Dragon.

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>>13632195
God no, I hate wearing suits.

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>>13632065
If you're open to maid exchanges, I tried to hire a battlemaid for personal security a few days ago and somehow got sent a yandere kikimora who I'm pretty sure killed a bunch of people before a Lilim set her straight. Could I re-apply for a maid?

Size of residence: 1 bed 2 bath apartment
Education of Master: Some college
Current employment: College student
Personality of Master: Energetic, mischievous, enjoys learning new stuff
Hobbies of Master: Vidya, hiking, travel, going out and doing things, reading, traditional games
Dating or Married: Neither
Favorite personalities: Similar to what I put as mine, but not extremely dependent on my attention for her happiness. I also don't make much of a mess, so ideally she'd have hobbies outside of cleaning. Someone smart would be great too.
Least favorite personalities: Yanderes, no respect for personal boundaries or privacy, narcissistic or dishonest
Favorite body type: Most monstergirls look pretty amazing by default, although proportions somewhere in the range of an Anubis would be great.
least favorite body types: Extremely healthy, insect, abomination, magma or horse.
Favorite type of Monstergirl: Canines, reptiles, liches
Prefered age: Mid 20s. Nothing below 18.
Arachnophobia: Not a phobia, but an arachne would probably spook me
Specific dislikes/notes: Someone with magical/technological power willing to teach me about it, and then use it to fight overzealous paladins/extremely dangerous monstergirls with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065

Size of residence: Three bedroom house
Education of Master: Technically none
Current employment: Also sort of technically none
Personality of Master: How do I analyze my own personality?
Hobbies of Master: Reading, shitposting, selling things
Dating or Married: No
Favorite personalities: Ara ara, cheeky and irreverent, trickster; heart-eyed dere that wouldn't let the slightest bit of harm come to her master. None at all. Especially not from those conniving bitches he meets.
Least favorite personalities: Overly serious, tsun, kuu
Favorite body type: Curves with the understanding that they aren't derived just from fat. Suzuka-hime or the drawings of Kerasu are a good example. Ancient loli is fine too.
least favorite body types: overly fat bodies, a lack of hips
Favorite type of Monstergirl: the fluffy tail spectrum
Prefered age: any, tending towards much older than me
Arachnophobia: No
Specific dislikes/notes: I am severely, critically lacking in motivation. I feel that several of my problems in life would be fixed if I weren't alone and left to my own devices all the time. Sort of feel betrayed by all the people who said "You're an adult, you'll find your own way. Make your choices." That just isn't happening after a fairly long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632201
You would have to deal with a lot of sexual harassment and girls that think you're their boyfriend because you acted interested in them.

[Anonymous No.]

If you can't defeat the Hyper Demons from the 23rd dimension, whose very existence creates a wave of destruction within 1 mile of them, you don't deserve your monster girl waifu.
and no Hyper Demons can't be your waifu, they're Chaotic Evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632195
Nigga do you ever read the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632213
But I don't want a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632195
I'd want to be butler for a tanuki who's an exwrestler who went by the name of 'the accountant". After winning three title belts she put her wealth to good use and acquired the MGWF. Now she spends her days managing it and making guest appearances, although time and fine dinning have put a bit of pudge on her, although she can still throw down when needed and is always ready to carry her butler back to the room for a 'practice session' or two to make her feel young again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632213
Why can't my waifu be chaotic evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632207
>Not liking to wear a suit
Hell, I wear them once in a blue moon and I love them. The hell's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632211
Well I'd like to think I'm friends with all my customers, and I'd want to make them all happy! Though personally I'm hoping the Strongfat NEET Dragons pick me up. They're soft to cuddle and they have the Hoard to support being a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
>Size of residence: 7 rooms, 3 bathrooms, and 3 bedrooms
>Education of Master: High school diploma, going to be starting towards a BA this fall
>Current employment: Part time at a flower/plant market
>Personality of Master: Hard introvert with a very difficult to read face, rather quirky with a preference to stay indoors, lazy
>Hobbies of Master: Video games, tabletop RPGs, occasionally reading, hanging out with my friends
>Dating or Married: No
>Favorite personalities: No idea
>Least favorite personalities: Tsundere girls need not apply, I'm not a fan of hyper people either
>Favorite body type: Fit?
>least favorite body types: "Healthy" and loli
>Favorite type of Monstergirl: Vampire
>Prefered age: Legal
>Arachnophobia: Yes/[No]
>Specific dislikes/notes: None really

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632195
I would be butler and field support for Super Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632189
If I had to describe what she wants in a single sentence it would be this.

She wants to dress up in extremely revealing lingerie and stand in the doorway of her bathroom with an unsure expression and ask "Do you like what you see?" and have you respond by being completely speechless before you pound her hard enough to make her remember what it means to feel youthful and maybe make a few more kits.

Then as an added bonus she'll make you the most delicious breakfast you've ever had with cooking skills tempered by a long life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632221
I just don't, hell I don't even know why.

I guess it's like my hate of seafood and mushrooms and eggs, I just don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a slug girl maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632206
Well there you go, sounds like you used some junky ingredients. Didn't by them online did you? That's how you get a house cat hair instead of the longest strand from a lions mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632079
Our Kikimora contracts are entirely subsidized by MGC Central admin. However most Kikimora's choose not to get paid and instead consider getting a fitting Master to serve the greatest gift in existance.

Please do mind that this only applies to Masters who are single. The above does not apply to married or dating Masters.

>>13632080
As explained some time ago, MGC Maid Central makes use of the finest Arachne made uniforms. These uniforms are enchanted to self-repair and aid maids in their duties.

The most interresting fact about our maid uniforms is that all our maids receive the needed training to control the features of their uniform. This allows a maid to have her uniform "dissapear" and "appear" as needed. This has proven to be extremely convenient for certain Maid-types.

>>13632086
Please do not worry. MGC Maid Central suspects that her new Master will be a far better fit for her.

>>13632019
Why not come and visit your local maid central in a week? We might have a suprising match for you!

>>13632091
You are always free to come and visit our local maid center to have a maid matched for you.

I like maids so much I started writing about them. So I know how you feel anon.

>>13632117
The only Lilim currently active in MGC Maid Central is a head teacher. She however cannot be hired.

MGC Maid Central does however feature Ushi-Oni maids! We have in addition succesfully matched an Ushi-Oni to a Master. So yes we do have Ushi-Oni maids.

>>13632143
Certainly, MGC maid Central has a variety of maids active, in training and many waiting to be hired by a new Master. Why not visit your local maid center today and view our catalog?

>>13632191
I appreciate that. I'm hoping not to get an overflow of requests this time. But i'll do them all in any case, it will take some time however. And i'll in addition mix other things alongside it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632218

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632195
An actual butler probably not, but definitely the distinguished manager of a massive tower owned by a Lich. Especially if I can get a marriage contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632235
Seafood and mushrooms are understandable. Not all seafood tastes good and mushrooms are the equivalent to eating chewable puke
But you don't like eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
Size of residence: Apartment
Education of Master: Highschool, small bartending class
Current employment: Bartender
Personality of Master: Abnormally Quiet, Kind, tactless, lazy
Hobbies of Master: Sleep, Games, Scaring others, fortune telling
Dating or Married: neither
Favorite personalities: Cheerful, helpful, not terribly loud, trickstersYandere
Least favorite personalities: Violent
Favorite body type: Any, sans older than 40 and fat
least favorite body types: older than 40, fat
Favorite type of Monstergirl: Harpies
Prefered age: Around 20's
Arachnophobia: Yes
Specific dislikes/notes: nothing of note.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632239
No, they weren't junky ingredients.
I just had some issues with rats that decided to fudge things up. Rest assured, a little alchemical tinkering turned them into walking C4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632244
Yeah, I've tried to eat them before and I just didn't enjoy them that much.

I can see why people like them, I just don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632240
>The only Lilim currently active in MGC Maid Central is a head teacher. She however cannot be hired.

Well clearly we must embark on a search for the lilim maid. Who will join me in this quest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632195
>Would anyone here want to be a butler for a monster girl?
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632249
Well, to each their own, I guess. You probably had a bad batch or someone made them wrong, but then again I'm not that big of a fan of eggs to worship them religiously. Just have them if it's all you've got, y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
Well, since I didn't fill it out last time.
>Size of residence: 2 bed, 3 bath
>Education of Master: Some college
>Current employment: Warehouse work
>Personality of Master:
>Hobbies of Master: Video games, reading
>Dating or Married: N/A
>Favorite personalities: Genki or Kuudere
>Least favorite personalities: Tsundere, anything haughty and bossy
>Favorite body type: Loli, Average or Very slightly chubby
>least favorite body types: "fit" or hamplanets
>Favorite type of Monstergirl: Undead types or a Yeti
>Prefered age: Doesn't matter in the least
>Arachnophobia: No
>Specific dislikes/notes: N/A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632240
That explains why she keeps walking around without panties.
I though they just didn't fit anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632195
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you tutor a very amorous hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632263
Yeah.

I can't believe a conversation about fucking fish and eggs was the calmest thing in hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632248
You have rats?
Damn, clear those out before something goes wrong and you end up with a rat girl loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632095
MGC Maid Central has accepted your request form and shall attempt to match you in the near future.

>>13632157
>>13632180
>>13632208
>>13632209
>>13632223
>>13632246
>>13632265

MGC Maid Central has in addition also recorded these forms. However please be aware of the long processing and matching times.

Please remain patient.

This will take time, weeks up to a month or more. But I won't forget, and profiles will slowly pop up. So patience is appreciated.

>>13632195
MGC Maid Central has a butler training course, which has proven to be quite popular. In addition MGC Maid Central occasionly lists new requests for butlers from Mistresses. These are ussualy received quite well.

If you wish to view these in the archives, then please follow the following link:

http://pastebin.com/WWNCNKUm

Is pastebin broken for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632270
Nah, she can fucking fail for all I care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632272
They're already gone. I had a few religious folks pester me recently and gave them some "parting gifts".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632116

Paq yoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
>Size of residence:
Medium-sized ranch
>Education of Master:
In last year of highschool right now
>Current employment:
I build computers
>Personality of Master:
The type of person who feels an urge to be social and friendly but has no idea how to properly interact with people. Stubborn, loyal.
>Hobbies of Master:
VEEDIO GAMES, but also airsoft and climbing. I'd get out more and play sports but I don't have anyone to do it with, so I spend to much time on the internet instead.
>Dating or Married:
Nein and I'm a little young.
>Favorite personalities:
Goodness I have no idea. Fuck tsundere though, it's one thing to be stubborn, another to be stuck up. I Like someone who's friendly and thoughtful. Doesn't have to be a world class intellect, but do try to use your brain.
>Least favorite personalities:
Tsundere. Yangire (if that even counts).
>Favorite body type:
A balanced build, but I'm pretty flexible in terms of what's attractive. Just try to stay away from extremes.
>least favorite body types:
Excessively skinny, tall and out of proportion, fat or chubby.
>Favorite type of Monstergirl:
I got nothin. Stuff with scales and fur are nice I guess.
>Prefered age:
don't go younger than 16, or older than 26.
>Arachnophobia: Yes/No
I don't mind arachnid girls in terms of appearance (mostly) But I do hate regular spiders.
>Specific dislikes/notes:
I need someone who I can be honest with and will be honest with me. You can be as quiet as Manako or as loud as cathyl, but be honest. So you know how Cathyl can be brutish, unempathetic and stubborn to the point of excess? Fuq dat shit. I'm really varried on what type of personality I like, (I'm okay with the base personality of nearly all the monmusu girls, for example) But I'm dense as all fuck and I need someone who's willing to be blunt, honest, and informed. Smug is fine but don't get arrogant, yeah?

LOL SO MUCH WRITING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632271
Thread has its moments. Plus that's what happens when you speak to someone level-headed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
I just want to comment, I am still extremely happy with the perfect maid I was paired with previously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
Size of residence: Regular house, 2 bedrooms
Education of Master: High school, one year of college
Current employment: Part time in a store warehouse
Personality of Master: Lazy, eccentric, affectionate and friendly to people once comfortable around them.
Hobbies of Master: Anime, bad rpgs, drinking good quality beer and taking walks
Dating or Married: No to both
Favorite personalities: kuudere onee-san types
Least favorite personalities: Yandere
Favorite body type: No preference
least favorite body types: See above
Favorite type of Monstergirl: Oomukade/Ushi/Weresheep
Prefered age: 20-26 range
Arachnophobia: Real spiders? Yes, no problems with spider girls.
Specific dislikes/notes: None.

[Anonymous No.]

>Size of residence: 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom, 1 living room
>Education of Master: Some college
>Current employment: Part time work in Insurance and Construction
>Personality of Master: Quiet, Introverted as fuck, fairly lazy, loving, cocky
>Hobbies of Master: Anime, Writing, Internet
>Dating or Married: Nope
>Favorite personalities: Deredere, helpful yet not overly so, understanding, happy, understands boundaries
>Least favorite personalities: Loud, tsundere, annoying, immature
>Favorite body type: Anything, as long as they aren't fat. Lolis are nice.
least favorite body types: Fatties
>Favorite type of Monstergirl: Shirohebi
>Prefered age: Young
>Arachnophobia: [Yes]/No
>Specific dislikes/notes: N/A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632276
Whenw ill the maids start dropping? Will we see any today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632195
Possibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632270
>For the last time I am tutoring you in English Literature not sex ed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632276
>This will take time, weeks up to a month or more. But I won't forget, and profiles will slowly pop up. So patience is appreciated.
Nigga you need a co-pilot you know that? People can argue whether not you're good or bad but you're undoubtedly prolific

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632270
That depends. What does an amorous Hellhound do to the man she likes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632276
Can I get a link to the maid archives? In case I'm not here when it gets posted, and since I just skim over things when I wake up there is a chance I'll miss it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632278
I'd be careful there, having some of the local church loonies on your side goes a long way when an angry devil pops in because you weasled your way out of a bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632297
She rapes you and cuddles with you harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632301
Dude it was literally in the post

>>13632280
This game is old asf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632306
I don't make bets or deals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632219
Because she'd kill you?
Chaotic Evil is literally kill all things because they are there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632276
>This will take time, weeks up to a month or more
It's like a jack-in-the-box. One day in the future after I've long forgotten this, it'll pop up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632308
Jesus christ. I guess I need a maid more than I thought, since I'm blind apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632297
All she cares about is dick. You're trying to tutor her in math but she just won't stop pulling your pants down.

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember that a maid is not just a cute monstergirl. Maids have to dedicate themselves entirely to their chosen master and even after their master dies it's not unusual for a maid to wake up each and every day to clean up, prepare their master's favorite meal, and wait for them by the door until it's late in the morning and they cry themselves to sleep.

Every year thousands of maids are abandoned by unresponsible masters who get one for the holidays and then realize they don't have the dedication, patience, or the headpats to provide for them.

If you're looking for a maid right now then why don't you head down to your local maid shelter? Just last week the shelter I work at got a dozen micegirl maids and it's just heartbreaking watching them anxiously pull on their skirts while calling out to their master who personally dropped them off.

And then on tuesday the police dropped off an older wurm maid who kept asking us where her broom was. The poor thing was covered in filth but she still refused to change out of her maiddress until we let her mop the lobby floor.

Please think your decisions through. a maid is for life, not just for christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632315
>>13632307
Will she at least be able to behave when I'm busy doing something important that doesn't involve sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632315
If she solves all the problems she gets one blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick and suck the tattoo lines from an Oomukade, in one continuous motion as my tongue refuses to leave the taste of her pale skin. I'd fondle her antennae with light strokes with one hand while playing with her tail pincers with another, lightly pricking my hand to pull a strand of venom glistening with the soft scent of sweat and lavender.

Goddamn I even had a dream of this last night. And then I woke up to reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632288
Unfortunately our offices are already past closing time. So no new profiles will be posted today.

I'm hitting the hay soon, I'll probably do the first one tommorow.

>>13632293
As in a second writer? I could do that. But that would take away the love I put in writing each profile. So i'd rather not do that.

Besides, I don't know how i'd feel seeing maid profiles that aren't written by me.

>>13632301
All Masters and potential Masters can always view the previously matched maids at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

However I'll probably make a new paste for the new round. Keep an eye on the account instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632280
>>13632308
What are those gifs from?
I found them on danbooru but what's the source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632297
She does her own version of the Ghost Rider Pennance Stare on you.
When she looks into your eyes with her fiery gaze, all the force and pleasure of every orgasm you've ever had come together in one orgasm that you experience for as long as she looks into your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632324
>As in a second writer? I could do that. But that would take away the love I put in writing each profile. So i'd rather not do that.
I Can dig that, but I mean shit, this is like a job now. Except you don't get payed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632317
>see commericals like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO9d2PpP7tQ but about abused and abandon maids late at night
>feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632276
>>13632324
First time customer. I wish to report my complete satisfaction with the Cardio Kiki your services provided. Consider this a sincere recommendation in gratitude for your services.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632325
Should be listed on danbooru. Ollllld ass hentai game. We talkin 1995ish. I think the studio that made them went rupt in 2003.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Anya, the Siberian space jinko?

Does she have a surname? If not, what would be a good surname for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632335
Gagarin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632335
Squat-chan
Gopnik-Chan
Cykablat-Chan
Warmvodkainplasticcupwithgnatsfloatinginit-Chan
Invadecrimea-Chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632344
>>13632335
Wait I just realized something
With all the squatting she does,
Can you imagine what her ass would look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632349
Two pillows stuffed down a pair of spats

[Anonymous No.]

I want to testdrive prototype fireworks, jetpacks, rocket boots and tanks with a horde of goblin engineers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632355
Horosho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632355
How round we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632324
Does MGC maid central send Alps to butler training or maid training?

Just curious...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632364
Volleyballs

[Anonymous No.]

What makes the best Onee-san and why is it Komodo Dragon Girls? Jabberwocks, Krakens and Alps are second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
Size of residence: about to downsize form renting a small house to a smaller 2 bedroom 1 1/2 bath apartment due to loosing a roommate
Education of Master: High school diploma, Half of a college education
Current employment: Contracted as an electric meter reader for a utility company. Also preforms storm duty cleanup and training new employees when needed.
Personality of Master: most likely ISTJ and typically I let others talk when in groups and only open up when I really know someone. Enjoy playing devils advocate to the point where people can get frustrated with me for arguing for the sake of arguing. even if i agree with them I'll end up arguing against them.
Hobbies of Master: Video games, traditional gaming, reading, sleeping. learning Morse code, guns, collecting family recipes, about to get into HAM radios
Dating or Married: Neither
Favorite personalities: Easy to get along with. Won't get angry when I argue for the sake of arguing, and will participate in such arguments for fun.
Least favorite personalities: Willfully Ignorant, easily upset. And i don't mean teasingly levels upset. I mean really upset and hateful for some random reason as simple as me saying something that upsets them and not realizing it.
Favorite body type: not under 3 ft tall.
least favorite body types: 'plump' and above
Favorite type of Monstergirl: Just about any though top would be Sandworm, Kikimora, Amazon, and Tanuki
Prefered age: 21-30
Arachnophobia: Only of the small bitey poisonous ones,
Specific dislikes/notes: I go home tired almost every day and my back has been in knots for over year. A good back rub is all I really need. Would be nice if I could have more of a variety in my meals, but lack of motivation and time makes one not want to spend to much time cooking, no matter how much i enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632317
I want to adopt a cute maid to headpat and cuddle with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632387
>ISTJ
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632368
Holy jeesus got dayum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632404
H... how do you dick it? Where's the hole for your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632335

I never thought of Anya to have a surname, or that she would persist on for months after that silly original post.

But if I were to have any say about it, it'd be Anya Leva or Anya Budurov. Just my two cents while drowning in whiskey and lamenting the lack of vodka in the house

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632368
Why are fat bottomed monster girls so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632414
It's a flesh-colored c-string

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632404
>If Anon is going to be of staring he may as well be doing the sticking of ins.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react if you just disappeared one day. I mean disappearing entirely, in body, spirit and mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632419
Cause they make the rockin' world go round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632419
Because your hand can sink into it and make her squeal as you knead and grope her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632425
Wait for her to comeback with our daughteru. S- she'll come back, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632425
Whatever she does, it would probably involve this song playing in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi57d50pCUw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632427
Oh yeah.
>>13632428
I want to do that to a Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632429
Read it again you bum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632095
Size of residence:2 story cape cod 4br2.5b
Education of Master: BS Electrical Engineering, MS Energy Systems Engineering
Current employment: Manufacturing Controls Engineer, Robotic Handling/Machining
Personality of Master: Relate too well to Kreiger on Archer
Hobbies of Master: Motorcycle
Dating or Married: Wizard
Favorite personalities: calm/intelligent
Least favorite personalities: pushy/argumentative
Favorite body type: Not picky
least favorite body types: Not picky
Favorite type of Monstergirl: 4+ on that one horror scale image
Prefered age: legal
Arachnophobia: No
Specific dislikes/notes: 3 cats
>blogshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632404
Dem fluffy tiger legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632425
If I'd disappeared so completely, it's unlikely she'd even remember me.

But something, somewhere, deep inside at her would nag at her. Telling her that something is missing. In time it would consume her, and drive her to seek out answers. And hopefully, in the end, we would be reunited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632317

>Be Kikimora maid
>Make your bed and cook Master's favorite omelette, humming to yourself that you hope he remembers today is your 40th birthday
>He's not in bed today, aaya, Master is such a workaholic
>Keep cleaning about the house, expecting to see his car pull into the driveway any minute now with another present for you
>Master always gives you the best presents, you still treasure the broom made of yew he gave you on your first birthday
>School kids pass by Master's house, giving you looks like you're a ghost
>Tell yourself it's no big deal, kids will be kids
>All that matters to Master is that his house be spic-and-span
>You're already imagining the fun you're going to have in bed tonight, with his sturdy and yet well-centered manhood
>You still remember the night he took your maidenhood, hushed whispers and sticky fumbling on the couch in the living room
>The warmth of his hug still permeates in you
>You love your Master with all your heart
>Night comes, make Master's favorite dinner
>Put on his favorite lipstick for you, your full red lips pouting almost coquettishly for him
>Your tail whaps excitedly against the chair when you begin to hear him say "I want my bath, my dinner, and most definitely -you-"
>Master never shows up
>Go to bed, telling yourself he's going to be a lewd man and slip in, pretending to be the naughty baron who sleeps with the help
>You wake up in the middle of the night, crying
>Call out Master's name, no answer
>Scramble around, calling his name again, turning on your desk light
>See the picture of you and your Master
>An old man smiles from his chair, petting you on the head
>The tears won't stop
>Your sobbing gets harder as you cry his name
>Master isn't coming home
>It's been forty years since your beloved Master began celebrating your birthday
>This year you don't think you have the strength to carry on that tradition
>Your red lipstick clings to the glass of the photo as you cry yourself to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454
You fucker! i didn't need this kind of feels right now.

I-i didn't need this kind of...

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454
fuck now i'm sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454
Fuck your mom in her whorehole for writing that, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454
Fuck you man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454
Poor little maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454
Congrats, you got me. You bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454
Can't she just get a Lich to resurrect him in a younger form or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454
I want to give granny-meido a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454
Well I WAS having a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454
You bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454
WHERE IS MASTER

WHAT THE FUCK GOSHUJINSAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632470
>>13632478

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632463
>>13632466
>>13632468
>>13632470
>>13632478
>>13632479
>>13632481
>>13632490
>>13632491
>>13632494
>>13632506

You guys get worked up way too easy.

>tfw her master loved her so much he left her his house, his money, everything, except a daughter of their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632515
stop it, my heart isnt that strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632515
http://pastebin.com/vzAWjbsL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632519
>http://pastebin.com/vzAWjbsL
NO, don't you fucking dare bring that feelosaurus in here, i swear to god, i had enough the first time i read it.

Just no, NO!

Please ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631895
Maledom is admiralty based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632519
WHY, please, my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632520

Why, you ask?

Why does any man do anything, except to express what he is feeling. Yesterday and tonight have been fraught with melancholy, sitting here in cheap liquor and waiting for a warm hand to hold onto mine. A lover's whisper in my ear.

I was a fool to believe that a maid would come to me, Anon. We are alone in this hostile, desolate world. Oh, how I wish to embrace a Kikimora and fall alseep, content in her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454
Well, he's dead. Too bad for her, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never hold/be held by your waifu
>tfw will never see my dragon waifu
Welp, maybe I should jump in front of my train next time I'm at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632541
At the end of your days, a fair maiden will embrace you.

It won't be a kiki though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632541
I am able to sacrifice my own happiness if by that every kiki in the world can be happy forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw you grew up with an Oni childhood friend.
>She always had your back.
>You're grown up now and whenever you two go out together she plays your wingman and tries to hook you up with other monstergirls.
>Tfw you secretly pine for her, but don't want to risk ruining the friendship you have by making it awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have your newborn werekitten daughteru fall asleep in your arms and purr

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632569
Her nipples seem to be wandering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632569
>tfw she secretly pines for you, but doesn't want to risk ruining friendship you have by making it awkward

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632519
That hit closer to home than I expected...
>>13632541
When you've been stung bad enough by another, you learn how not to express yourself. Others may come, but they all have a bit of the last one inside of them. It's not worth that degree of exposure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632569
>>13632578
>implying I wouldn't call her and tell her to come over to hang out
>when she knocks tell her to come in, the door's open
>stand there in a banana hammock with a couple kegs behind me
>wink.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632587

That and it doesn't help that I keep opening word documents and staring at the screen, unable to put words to paper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632549
Brb you just gave me an idea.
t. railway carman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632569
>>13632578
I want to see how he has to worm out of it every time she tries to set him up with someone, only to eventually confess to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632569
>>13632578
And then a Cupid shot them both.
The End.
Aren't Cupids great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632593
It's either that or throw myself under my M113 at AT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632608
>Cupid shoots two arrows at once
>They both miss their targets
She doesn't have 100 Archery yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632519
>http://pastebin.com/vzAWjbsL

Honestly? I didn't get anything from that. Perhaps it was the way it was written. It felt too casual and disinterested, there was no pain in her words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632620
>She tries again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632630
You see, some people can't write for shit.
Still, if nothing else I kinda thought the part where everyone rides his ass for having a maid. I can see how that would happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632631
>She misses again
>Ends up hitting the bartender and Dryad in the background
>Months later a special beer with a sweet, sappy flavor is released and sells like hot cakes

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Cupid tying down a man and shooting him over and over with arrows be considered a form of denial?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632635
I fail to see the issue.
Also
>Cupid M16 when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632643

>tied to chair
>arrow up the urethra
>pees on his face

[Anonymous No.]

I think it would honestly be torture.

Just imagine the worst emotional pain you've ever felt. Ever had a parent die or your best friend die? Imagine that at full strength in your heart just blossoming out from the center and down your spine.

Now imagine the happiest you've ever felt. Happy enough to feel dizzy and for your cheeks to go red and start laughing like an idiot.

Now imagine those two emotions flipping between one to the other every few seconds as she notches one black arrow and then one gold arrow and then one black arrow and so on.

I couldn't put up with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632646
>Cupid gets one of those Monsterhunter lightbowguns
>Rapidfires her Love-shots
>Eat shot misses the target and ends up hitting everything else besides their intended targets
>Notably a Dragon who runs a bakery

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632656
>Notably a Dragon who runs a bakery
PIIIIESTROOOONG
SO THIS IS HOW THEIR CONFLICT IS RESOLVED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632656
Mistakes into miracles I assume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632665
Wrong Dragon. That Dragon runs a pizzeria, this one runs a bakery.
Not to mention both Piestrong and Dragon can't really get together since one is already married.

[Anonymous No.]

What if a cupid shoots a man who's madly in love with himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632652
Join us brother.

We march against the tyrant who claimed "love" as her domain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632673
A doppelganger tracks him down as a female version of himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632673
I wonder...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632672
If cupid didn't make piestrong and pizza dragon fall in love imma have some fucking problems.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a cupid shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

[Anonymous No.]

>Monstergirls and humans can produce viabe offspring
>They only bring forth daughters but those daughters are fertile, which could be explained as some quirk of the monstergirl reproduction (they only birth females since they'll be of their species and thus won't have complications)
>In order for this to happen monstergirls and humans must be the same species
Either monstergirls are human or humans are monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632682
Dragon is married and has like three kids.
They were never meant to be together, only to be friendly rivals who keep preventing others from shining in various pizza competitions.
Both also donate a good sum of profits to charities. So you helping little monsters out with every pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632682
He's a paladin the LAST thing he would want fall in love with is a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632676
>she has to keep up the facade forever because she knows he'll reject her true form

Suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632685
MAMONO MANA, now sit down Jimmy.

Had just about enough of your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632685
It's fuckin' magic. Ain't gotta explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632695
>Jimmy
Shouldn't he be in class and helping out his Echidna teacher so she doesn't have a mental break down?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be ok with monster boys that only pursued human women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632691
>>13632687
Looks like imma have to make a time machine and sort shit shit out myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632704
I'm ok with them in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632704
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632704
Don't really care either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632704
So they are just like the ones from the actual myths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632709
The die has been cast. You should not change what currently is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632710
Hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632717
Too god damn bad motherfucker.
They're gonna bone and you're gonna watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632704
Remove monsterboys and monsterboy enablers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632704
Fine I guess, but they better not anal rape me to convert me into a monsterboy.

Also they should just get their own thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632723
>Too bad
As if anything you do would be canon for them.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if a knight is captured by [insert opposing monstergirl faction here].

Then his sword, shield, and armor are corrupted by demonic energy, turning them into Tsukumogami?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632738
He will now be able to summon them all at will by striking a pose/waving his weapon into the air/calling out a transformation phrase

And he just became 10x cooler.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to raise your Manticore daughterus right, or someone else will have to straighten them out for you.
http://i.imgur.com/kim1ZT3.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632704
Yes.


Not sure women themselves would though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632736
Yeah, well maybe I wrote them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632709
you type like a faggot. pls stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632738
He strips down naked and runs around heroically avoiding [Insert opposing monster girl faction]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
Pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
>http://i.imgur.com/kim1ZT3.png
FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632726
Monsterboy sons yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632753
>Maybe I wrote them
No you didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
Jesus fuck that's too cruel. Isn't that from the Hellhound story? Continuation when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
*Muffled Slipknot lyrics playing in the background*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632738
>His sanity becomes questionable at best
>He's still absolutely loyal to the cause he initially swore himself to
>But his mind is unable to process that his weapons and armor have become monster girls
>The sword girl and shield girl fight his foes while the armor girl clings to him
>It doesn't register to him that he's not the one fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
Not like hellhounds are much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632754
This isn't b. Go away.

>>13632761
Oh yeah? Well how do you know? Maybe I'm moot and I'm too busy teaching the fbi about newfags to use the official name?

>>13632766
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
Christ, dude. That's just fucked up. Take the barbs at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632746
>waving his weapon into the air
That sounds fucking radical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632766
Now I want to see how long Don Quixote can last in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
Great. And we take another step toward the level of sonic fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632704
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
There's edgy, there's chain wallets, and then there's this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
Ow, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13630627
Wasn't really planning on it or anything. She's not much more than an old scar. If she's still alive she's probably already moved on. Though there might be reactions to other manticores. It's not really the focus of this story though. Thought I guess I did play it up, so it would be cheap to not resolve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632775
These threads have always been above and beyond sonic level fanfiction because people here are 100% serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632766
Perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632770
I know because I was the person who started all of it.
I was behind Dragon's Pizzeria, Piestrong(to an extent. There were some very creative anons around), the whole Manticore pizza being awful gag, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632704
>>13632710
>>13632748
>>13632760

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
I'm anti-manticore, but come on guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632787
>Manticore pizza being awful gag
Don't remember that one. We talking about the december thread?

>>13632785
I think you mean below.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632704
>>13632748

I'm just going to take the night and be back tomorrow when things are less shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632805
Was it December? I cant remember when it took place.
But probably.
Stay away from Manticore pizza! Eating wet shit from a trough is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632806

>lookit heer, one-a them self-hatin' faggits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632784
Thanks for the clarification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632763
Congratulations, you seem to be the only one to get the reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632810
It was either december or january. I used to do recaps so I remember a lot of trivia from then. Manticore must have been real late December though cos I don't remember that one

[Anonymous No.]

I want to die bitter and alone while everyone around me gets married to a nice. loyal and loving monster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632760
>they betray you and try to kill you multiple times
>for empty promises they know are likely to be pure shit
>not just you, they also try to kill your friends and blow up your giant robot
>your other friend that started it all was also just using you to free the evil monster
>so was his sister
>his plan to save you aside from impossible is fucking stupid since it involves sending people to kill you
>the faggot character forgives them instantaneously
I still want everyone dead except for that kid and the rage rabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632832
That's easy, just be a villain.

Of course irl, that shit would get you mad pussy, but not in KC-land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632704
In /hbg/, MGs dislike MBs on principle, talk of being the HB or maybe an HG are quickly shouted down, yuri is almost never even mentioned, and yaoi is shouted down as much as NTR, scat or guro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632827
>I used to do recaps
Recap anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632806
I feel ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632846
No, it's Liquid-recap! Do not believe his lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632832
Too fucking bad, you're getting a will-o-wisp, assuming you aren't raped or shot by a cupid somewhere in between!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632822
I refuse to believe that. Hellhound and Blind Shota Slave was a great story. Other people remember it, right?

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
So, Manticore stuck in a little bat-toy soul-gem thingy when?

>>13632763
I'd like that. Blind Kid antics are cute. MGs makes it all the better.

Speaking of, Guide Puppy April when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632854
I believe she ripped her soul out, not her tail.

At least that's what I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632850
But I'm a piece of shit that doesn't deserve love, hell If a monster girl tried to husbando me I'd just have someone steal her away.

I'm all for fucking a monster girl, but no way do I deserve their love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632854
Eris had a soft belly and thunder thighs, that Hellhound doesn't.

Keep that in mind if that picture is posted on future occasions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632857
She ripped her tail off, then ripped her soul out and stuck it in a charm she gave to her blind boy.

[TheGreens No.]

>>13632846
Terribly sorry sir. You are mistaken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632860
Too bad, you get introspective journeys and self-redemption through a plucky tsukumogami who was born from something you threw away.

I hope you enjoy your waifu Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632864
Are you sure?

Guess I skipped that line...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632861
>if
it will be dredged up to harvest butthurt from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632869
I'll just give her to someone else who deserves her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
>http://i.imgur.com/kim1ZT3.png

[Anonymous No.]

>Of all the luck, a wandering ghost decides to settle into your home and haunt you
>She appears in the corner of your vision, always making lewd poses
>Occasionally feel ghostly hands feeling you up
>Hear her giggle and pant right next to your ear when she catches you undressing
>You're constantly washing your bedsheets and pajamas, as they're always stained with "ectoplasm" whenever you wake up
>The last time you tried to take a girl home, she threw injects around ans screamed to scare her off

Damn spookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632884
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632704
>Monsterboy tries to convert human boy
>Human boy alps
>Monsterboy is disgusted at the monstergirl
>Alp is disgusted at the monsterboy
>Cheshire is watching the whole scene laughing uncontrollably

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632874
when the moon is full and the pain is ripe

then we shall harvest the fruit of butthurt

remember to fertilize the land often, lest the fields go fallow

[Anonymous No.]

I want to create a genetically perfect Wurm girl to be an Apex Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632889

Would Manticore monsterboys have penis scorpion tails? Because I can imagine him pulling a Shirou and not being able to tell where the fuck the tailpenis goes while the Cheshire laughs so hard and uncontrollably that she literally goes to pieces

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632887
I want that. I also want to masturbate knowing a ghost is watching me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632860
Too bad, you're going to develop a friendship and possibly deeper bonds with an Alp through mutual self loathing!

And a yeti and a zombie are going to tacklehug you at the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632899
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632888
You're welcome anon.

You probably deserve it way more than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632899
fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
>That art style
Good to know the artist isn't working on anything people requested from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632899
Shut up already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632887
>Not putting on a show for her the next time you undress
>Not beginning to see her as less of a poltergeist and more of an invisible roommate
>Not eventually calling a lich to make her a physical body, so the two of you can interact
>Not unexpectedly falling in love with the lich as well, and finding out the ghost is more than happy to share

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632899
Fuck Off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632904
Thank you. Im very lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632902

Romero style Zombies can't tackle shit anon. They bemoan the fact that they aren't as fast as 28 Days Later-chan and can't ever hug their oniis

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go sailing with a small band of Pirate Monster Girls! I want to be the token Boy that helps them vent off their frustration, clean and cook meals for them, and be a general assistant! I want to sing sea shanties and rock the boat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632925
>not being the captain
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632925
>Implying they'll actually care about you

Hope you like getting called names like 'walking cock' and 'fuckstick' as well as being told to shut up whenever you speak for any reason.

[Anonymous No.]

What other eras or settings aside from medieval/fantasy and modern/future would you like to see get expanded upon?

Personally, I'd love to see more stuff revolving around Pirates and an equivalent to the Industrial Era.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632928
Hey, I'm an indecisive sub, I'm not fit to be a captain. I'd rather sail into the night, and howl with my captain so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear!

>>13632939
I'll still love them regardless! They're my lovely wonderful crew of misfits, and I'll gladly serve them and ensure the ship is ship-shape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632943
dystopia like 1984

the thought of superior monstergirls ruling over the proletariat inferiors like devilbugs and mousegirls turns me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632943
Grit.
I remember one recent greentext story that started with a dude who found himself in a shitty position trying to sort his life out. It quickly evolved into a dating sim with a bicorn and amazon, but I preferred the original idea,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632943
Depression-era

[Anonymous No.]

I want to firebomb the high school in MGC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632976
I want to report suspicious activity to Chubby Alp Senpai and successfully save the school together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632943
Post Apocalyptic setting where the Demon Lord won

>The Order no longer exists
>Now it's the Demon Lord's armies vs the forces of the Fallen God that has quickly risen to power
>The appearance of "boss-tier" mgs related to druella is now the norm
>MGs loyal to the fallen god manage to look even scarier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632943
I want the roman era, a time when civilizations were epic and not "Everyone is a dirty peasant" shit medieval times gives us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632976
But that would make you a __hero__ anon.

You don't really want that, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632943
What about a setting where aliens come in and completely dismantle the current system, becoming the dominant race while MGs and humans alike are enslaved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632738
>>13632755
>>13632766
definitely questionable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633023
Fuckin' golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633023
>Waifu cape+8
>2x Daughteru gauntlets+2
Nice gear bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633023
no ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're the head of marketing at the company you work at
>The heads of all the departments are having a meeting with the Tanuki CEO today
>You're all there, she isn't
>She waltzes in about 10 minutes late and sits down in her chair
>She immediately frowns and stands up before wiggling her chair a bit and muttering that it's leaning a little
>She scans the room before locking eyes with you
>She quickly hurries over to you, pulls your chair out and pushes it to the head of the table before sitting back down
>All without giving you a moment to get up
>She also pulled your arms up onto the chair's armrests and planted her hands firmly on your own before saying "Okay, let's get started"
>Considering the subtle movements of her hips that began when she said that, you weren't sure if she was talking about the meeting or not

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play a monstergirl game with Yakuza style combat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633023
Hope restored

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633038
Fuckin coons man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633045
Do you really expect a "no"?

You won't get one from me, pal.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to the Chief God to offer to wake me up from the nightmare after slaughtering many key figures in the Demon Lord's army! I want to refuse the offer and fight her to the death!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633045
Yeah sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633038
I want to be milked in public with her sitting in my lap talking like nothings going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633053
>you will never see a debt-collector Hinezumi kick the crap out of monstergirl delinquents

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633062
>tfw MGs still get shot because they're too stupid to kick the gun away

Oh Yakuza, never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633072
>You will never breastfeed a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633045
I'd rather get a karate bugman season with a monster girl secondary first, but sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633038
Aren't your pants still on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633045
>Error: you cannot delete posts this often
Fuuuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633038
>You have to speak several times during the meeting
>It's important information
>Every time you speak everyone looks firmly at you
>Even the Tanuki ceo with a smug grin
>Her face very close to your own
>You have to struggle to not moan while you talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632943
1980's Miami

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633072
>>13633082

>A Holstaurus will never be attacked by a gang of Alps with a milk craving
>You will never comfort her as she cries about being ruined for marriage while nursing her flattened breasts, drained completely dry from the alpdrucking
>You will never give her a healthy diet that allows her breasts to grow back to their full size
>You will never send the gang of alps a note telling them it's time for another attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065

>Size of residence: 2 bed, 2 bath
>Education of Master: Going through College
>Current employment: Retirement Home Kitchen
>Personality of Master: Introverted, eager to learn, prefers to do things with close friends than alone
>Hobbies of Master: Videogames, Hiking
>Dating or Married: N/A
>Favorite personalities: Gentle, Kind, Reserved
>Least favorite personalities: Domineering, Lewd, Impulsive
>Favorite body type: Tall and slighty chubby, oppai loli
>least favorite body types: spoopy skellington, hamplanet
>Favorite type of Monstergirl: Yeti or Kejourou
>Prefered age: early 20s
>Arachnophobia: No
>Specific dislikes/notes: I want to be able to call my maid a friend for life and settle down with her should she want to. I also enjoy cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633088
Yeah, and now they have big fat tanuki butt pressing down on them while fighting against your raging erection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633101
>Corporate zombie
>Getting an erection

My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633023
giv us your name ffs who thefuk are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633091
>She tickles your chin with her fluffy tail while you are talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633023
See >>13633109

If I ever feel like colouring your stuff, I do wanna credit you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633045
Problem: No MG is badass enough to take Kazuma's place

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631988
>Please avoid traumatizing your kikimora by breaking her first broom from master
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633101
>>13633091


>her clothes and hair are already a little disheveled
>one of the interns is missing
>her breath stinks like dick
>you can see a small damp stain on the front of her skirt, slowing growing larger
>she occasionally shifts her weight, and you can feel the heat radiating off her vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633113
I want to cheer on my kiki while she's in maid school and then gift her her first broom as a graduation gift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633112
Well, he stays human.
And put in social links.

Oh hey, that mountain of money sure is approaching fast...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633107
It's not like she minds if you can't. You have a tongue and she has a way to put it to use.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs would I find being punished in the circles of hell?

[Anonymous No.]

REMOVE GRAPESNAKE
REMOVE GRAPESNAKE FROM THE PREMISES
GLORY TO PHARAOH VILLAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633121
All of them.

except the cupids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633121
All of them, the filthy dirty heathens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633119
Well, Sega DOES own Atlus now.

SMT soundtrack composed by Hidenori Shoji when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633120
Corporate zombies can only chew food and drink water, anon.

Office filled with lonely zombies wishing for a husband to cuddle when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633127
I volunteer as a zombie daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633125
My body is ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633122
Why not the two of them just getting along?
Who am I kidding, they'd get along about as well as Yukari and Minamo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633134
Cuddles are for husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>Office setting being discussed again
>And once again Blue Onis don't get mentioned

look at these glasses

tell me this isn't their true calling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633123
>>13633124
None of them help in running it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633139
Oni a shit m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633136
I want to snuggle between purple and delicious chocolate breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633139
You do raise a good point.
I wonder though, is she kind who has a little flask in her desk or does she wait til she gets off work and runs to her favorite bar with that intern in accounting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633158
Both, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633158
Plottwist: She's actually drunk all the time and in fact is like a gifted mathematician when she's drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633138
I'm going to cuddle the fuck out of that zombie. Also into that zombie, now that I think about it.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

>>13633023
>>13633109

yea tell us. im also really curious.

taking one or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Alp suckling a Holstaur's breast in a stance not unlike Bram Stroker's Dracula

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Khornate Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Mge Dragon napping on her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633134
>You're job gives you a lot of freetime
>About eight hours a day of just browsing 4chan or playing whatever game the higher ups authorize for you
>The only time you really have to work is when the lunch hour comes rolling by
>That's when the zombies start to pour in
>If it's just one or two you can pet them absentmindedly and push them away if they get too frisky
>but it's never just one or two, you sometimes have to deal with over thiry zombies
>Most of which are desperate for any kind of human contact
>The desperation brings out of the worst in them
>A few start to lick at your neck or sniff your shoes and feet
>There's normally one which buries her head in your crotch and remains motionless for the rest of the hour savoring the feeling
>There's another gently nibbling on your ear with her hands on your hair petting you like a cat
>And another one who keeps sticking her fingers in your mouth and trying to pull on your tongue
>there are at least a dozen moaning about "hugs?" or huuuugs as they tend to say
>At least it's a little cute how they start shaking with joy when you praise them for their hard work
>Deep down you can't help but feel a little bad about how easy it is to manipulate them with just a few words of praise
>But corporate is paying you so much money just to be a cuddle slut that you can't really find the time to care
>At least the zombies don't start humping you like a bitch in heat like the mummies do whenever their rolls get loose
>Fucking mummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Khepri's playing soccer with a DE ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Kunoichi looking through her crush's window while he unwittingly studies/undresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Muscle lamia showing off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
mad hatter offering the viewer her hat.

or a wurm maid sweeping with a sapling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633160
>>13633161
Office onis make me wonder, are they exempt from a company's zero-tolerance alcohol on the job policy? And can I get a job bringing them coffees and a half-bottle of irish cream
>>13633173
a blue oni getting drunk while still in office attire (albeit messy)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633189
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633185
Now I wanna hear about the mummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Yeti hugging a daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
An upside-down Arachne kissing her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633062
Does anyone else find her breasts really squeezable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633185
Sounds like a good job. I couldn't do it though, I would end up taking one of them home with me for good. It's just too cute. Mummies sound amusing too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633201
They really are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633201
KC likes to draw his girls breasts all plump and perky like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Loli Kikis making out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RisWH8iMLdE

SHE'S (Eating) MY CHERRY PIE.
A COOL DRINK OF WATER
SUCH A SWEET SURPRISE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Courier being assaulted by a cazadore-girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Cat trap taking it in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Devil Trigger Auntie Dante?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
>>13633023
One of you fucks needs to draw paladin-kun romancing his sword after it turned into an MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173

Two lilims pillow fighting with their paladin dakis.

Druella, Mari, Queen of Hearts, Ilassa, whoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Were-cat pushing her chest into an anon while purring loudly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Thunderbird fussing over her daughter's hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633246
I want to perform a pillowcide on that place.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm selling myself as a daki slave for some lonely christmas cake and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633185
Wight harem coming up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633260
I wouldn't want to stop you, friend. If that is your dream, you should follow it. Better than a lot I hear, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632454

>>13633037
snowballs? shaved ice?

>>13633109
>>13633173

I guess I don't have one. I suppose you guys could give me one for >>13633111 credit purposes, but I'll probably be anonymous for the most part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633260
Stop! A matango's going to buy you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633260
...O-ok?

[Anonymous No.]

Would anyone mind posting the pizzametz edit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633268
>Drawing feels
Goddammit anon, draw some happy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633268
Why would you?

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633268
WHY DID U DRAW THAT, I DONT NEED THESE FEELS.

nice draw though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
A MGE Kraken in Splatoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633268
>but I'll probably be anonymous for the most part
I super get you, but I don't want people to think I'm anywhere near as gud as you when it comes to drawing.

>Sad kiki
This saddens the anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633268
>I suppose you could give me one
Then how about...
Kamen? Since you've been trying to keep yourself from us all this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633268
>but I'll probably be anonymous for the most part
Good

>that pic
Not good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633266
I will! Thank you Anon!

>>13633269
I wouldn't worry, I'm sure the Human Boy Daki Program screens purchasers so that they're safe and suitible to receive a Human Boy daki. If they didn't, no Human Boy would be willing to donate themselves and think of all the lonely Christmas Cakes!

>>13633270
You should consider donating yourself too, you'll help a poor lonely soul!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633296
>You should consider donating yourself too
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633268
>I suppose you guys could give me one
Shit, this was easier when the artist had a whatsitmajiggit, like how ZN had one. And I was the one who came up with ZN
Uhhhhh, how about, uh, hm, eh, ah, ShyAnon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633268

You know what, I'm just going to call you Tom. Thanks for all the drawings so far Tom. Make sure to imgur album them eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633268
I will call you Anon, the crusher of feels, the destroyer of hopes.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never go adventuring with your monster girl waifu
>Riding in a 6 horse drawn carriage/home
>Sleeping snuggly together in the lone bed
>or outside under the stars next to a warm fire
>Enjoying your hunts for the day as meals
>And most importantly
>beating the ever loving crap out of Evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633313
>Tom
that's a terrible name what's the matter with you? That's like calling him/her Jake. Or Chad
No, that's like calling him/her Chad. Nobody likes Chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633268
>Not fighting through heaven, hell, and some third party after your disappearance to comfort old Kiki
>Not breaking through the walls of reality to land in your bedroom on Kiki's birthday.
>Not having a heartfelt reunion where she weepily tells you how shaggy your beard is.

I refuse to let it end this way.
No one makes Kikis cry, least of all myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633321
It's named after this fish from Spongebob though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633323
Indeed, i would become doomguy and crawl all the way from hell to the everloving arms of my kiki.

No one makes my kiki cry, not even the fabrics of reality itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633296
Man, I'd sign up for that program in a heartbeat, so long as they really did screen it, to ensure no matango or the like.

>>13633321
My cousins name is chad. I can confirm nobody likes chad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633321
I'm pretty sure at least a few like Mr. Thundercock.

[Anonymous No.]

there is a skunk outside my window, send help

[Anonymous No.]

Kloah when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633340
Anon, you are already skunked.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine what it would feel like to have your head sandwiched between two big fluffy paws as she brings your face to hers for a deep passionate kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633342
I want to molest MGs from traditional legends of my country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633349
I want her to use those big paws to push down my elbows, bringing my face down to her womanhood, and force me to pleasure her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633342
The big yandere got the kid before the other monstergirls could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633349
EWWWWWWWW
DUDE THAT'S DISGUSTING
THOSE PAWS ARE TOO. BIG.
One paw is larger across than her entire torso

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633349
Why are her eyes dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633349
No word in this worlds vocabulary can describe the level of bliss it would feel

[Seafoam No.]

So, I'll probably start another session of Sweet Nightmare up soon, but I'm noticing something here: to me at least the story feels kind of flat. I think this has to do with the responses I'm getting or perhaps more importantly how I use them, so I'm wondering if I should switch formats. I can either

a. Stay the course

b. Switch to set options in the
>[X] choice format

c. Drop the CYOA aspect and just write this as a normal story. In this case I'd probably just ditch dumping things here and put everything straight on my PBWorks.

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633356
>Paws
>too big
U w0t?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633356
Well at least her heart is big, you know, so she can sustain those big meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633340
Are skunk girls thugdere or tsundere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633356
>Paws
>too big
I don't understand. You're speaking some sort of foreign language

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633332
>Crawl out of the hell not populated by cute monster girls a muscled, war scarred man only to find that fourth years have passed, as opposed to the four you felt.
>Kiki has kept the house spotless despite her gray feathers going white and her youthful features having matured
>Her eyes are listless as if she's a dead woman walking until she opens the door, golden eyes filling with tears as she embraces you with a cry of master, still recognizing you after all this time.
>Appologize for being late to her birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633371
I just worry about her letting loose during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633362
Write out a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633349
It would feel like shit because paws a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633371
I dont know, but i think its trying to "smoke out my room" so to speak

[Anonymous No.]

Paws can never be too big. The same can be said for claws, no? Which big meaty claws would you want on your dick, or to lick, or whatever the fuck you do with them? What would you do to show your waifu you love her Big Meaty Paws/Claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633356
BIG
MEATY
PAAAAAAAWWWWWWSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633384
Big meaty paws a best.

Would watch as she fumbles while cooking/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633384

I honestly cant tell if your trolling or not with this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633365
>>13633366
>>13633372
>>13633384
>>13633386
>>13633389

I'm afraid I find neither cardiomegaly or macrodystrophia lipomastosa attractive or endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633384
Claws are too hard and the risk of accidental injury of the other party is high.
Those things could kill you with one wrong move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633362
a.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633376
And then, karmic balance was restored.

Thank oyu, Anon, you're a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633384
Well giant claws are scaly and hard.

Where as giant paws are like fluffy pillows that you can rest your head on or push your face into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633391
Anon, it seems we have drifted apart...

If only we could go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633342
Didn't you catch his Abyssal girl doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633354
>Imagine a Manticore bein this assertive with a kid, telling him hoe she's going to eat him andn giggling while riding him and nibbling on his neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633392
That's the beauty of claws though, they protect you, and you can watch her restrain herself and be delicate with you, not wishing to hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633402
I don't really agree with the monstergirl threads being moved to d but paws of that size belong on that board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633404
My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633376
>Crawl out of the hell not populated by cute monster girls a muscled, war scarred man

I doubt doomguy would cheat on shotgun-kun for some shitty old kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633381
A skunk girl would try to mark you, much like Komodo onee-san in that one story some writefag did.

Well, at least she would have a fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Laska and Leona getting gangbanged by fat, faceless brown men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633410
Sir, are you implying they are bad?

[Anonymous No.]

Lets hope i can get to sleep with the smell of this skunk about.

have a ghost

[Anonymous No.]

Can we talk about ghost waifu again? How would you even possibly snuggle all night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633421
That is exactly what I am saying and also that the image of the anubis, and so much anubis art, is completely ruined by people's paw fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633404
Considering how Manticores in general get off on fear, I can see /ss/ Manticores preying on boys because of their naivety and wild imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm cripplingly afraid of ghosts. They are probably one of my biggest fears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633430
I see.

I disagree, but I suppose too much of something can indeed be bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633422
>skunk

Sure it's not a stinky Oomukade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633422
Go out there and show the skunk you mean business by farting on it to out-stink it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633435
You're more civilized than some people I suppose.

What endearment is there in a body limb that is exclusively able to interact and convey humanity reduced to a clumsy pile of meat? It is actually nauseating to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633438
I know a skunk when i smell one, thou i wish it was an Oomukade, at least then i wouldnt be so lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633264
>You're sitting at your computer enjoying a thread about some shitty anime
>Work's been particularly slow today, most of the zombies didn't come in for some reason, you suspect that the office bought contaminated semen and they're all sick
>The one's who have been coming in mostly ask that you hug them or if they can sit on your lap and smell your neck
>Seeing as how you've been lonely you accept almost any request
>There's a knock at your door during the downtime, this is exceedingly rare since zombies don't knock
>but when your visitor steps inside you instantly recognize her
>It had taken you a few months to separate the zombies in any way
>You mostly did so by their requests or small particularities like necklaces
>There was always one zombie with a particular request
>She'd ask if you'd mind looking deep into her eyes and telling her that she was special to you
>No hugs, no sniffing, no masturbating. She only wanted you to look into her eyes and compliment her.
>The bright gleam of intelligence that just a few days ago been dull and glazed over threw you off, but there was no doubt it was her by the metal stud on her left ear.
>The dress she's wearing clings to her hips and accentuates every curve on her body.
>You swear to the demon lord that she had never been this voluptuous when she visited you before.
>"Are you so surprised to see me Anon?" Her voice was clear and refreshing like a glass of cold water.
>"I wanted to stop by and see one last time before leaving... I've been promoted to a new office and it seems I won't be given access to your services."
>There's a sad smile on her face. She looks at you for a few seconds before turning away and fidgeting with the hem of her dress awkwardly
>"So..." She lets the word hang in the air without acting on it, but her eyes stare intently at your feet and she remains rooted to her spot.

How would you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633442
You know, I'd like to explain it to you, but I don't really know myself.

Fetishes are a funny thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>GDSL Anubis is finally a thing

Based. Oh so very based.

>>13633349
All hail Anubi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633362
>c. Drop the CYOA aspect and just write this as a normal story. In this case I'd probably just ditch dumping things here and put everything straight on my PBWorks.
Yeah. That one. Write Nightmare as you will my good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633447
Get up and hug that beautiful woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633447
Ask her out to dinner. If she cant use the services she can use the personal time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633447
Look deep into her eyes and remind her that she IS special to me. Then let her know that I'll miss her company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633447
One more cuddle? For old times' sake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633448
>That awkward moment when your large pawed anubi gf tries to give you a handjob and can't find your dick within her paws


>>13633447
bend her over a table and fuck her in the ass until she shits jizz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633447
One last go for old times sake?
Probably got better guys than me up in corporate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633460
>can't find your dick within her paws
>tfw

[Anonymous No.]

One day your wurm waifu checks the door after it's rung and finds this on your doorstep. She's getting super excited about the stork finally bringing your daughter.
If you tell her the stork isn't real, you're not going to walk right for a few months as she tries to fuck far more than you can handle.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633468
Take care of the kid as if it were our own. What kind of stupid question is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633468
Cute kid but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633468
What if the stork is real and thats just how Wurms reproduce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633468
S-she's just an albino! I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633460
>>13633467

These threads are slowly going full furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633475
Almost fell for that.

Good show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633475
You should have noticed once the paw size exceeded the length of a size 12 boot.

[Anonymous No.]

Aftyn here,

How about a GDSLA?

(Golden Dick Sucking Lips Anubis)

http://i.imgur.com/tCTbWp4.png
http://i.imgur.com/qC5VdUE.png (If you want to recolor it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633362
Keep it as it is. I like it because of the possible choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633488
That is literally the worst censor job ever. But...

>GDSL Anubis
Magnificent. Simply magnificent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633488
I don't even like lipstick but there's something about this picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633488
I appreciate the effort, but there is something genuinely off-putting about her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633488
>If you want to recolor it
Aw, you shouldn't have...
Now I feel obligated to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633480
>Greentext about dick getting lost in giant paws
>Not furry

u wot m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633475
>>13633496
You're a Big Bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633488
>transparent censors
Nigga you're retarded, and you're a teacher for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633494
I think it's the eyes. The lack of detail makes it look like she's drugged a bit, and the eyebrows seem like they're in an odd place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633502
>makes it look like she's drugged a bit
I know, it's the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633362
I think I should expand on my reason here since it seems pretty cold >>13633490
I think you could do a good job in an actual story, but I normally have no interest in centaur types, and the only thing holding my interest as is would be the influence we give it. I'm sure a lot of people would like a normal story, but I won't bother reading it anymore myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633496
So it's the size and not the fur itself?

Do go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633502
Possible. Unhelped by the fact that they are very far apart.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been over a year, almost a year and a half.
How time flies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633488
Aftyn you based bastard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6VyviNjsjA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633517
bait-tastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633517
Are you serious? I thought it was more than that
Jesus Christ, being in these threads are destroying my sense of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633502
I don't really notice either of these points. Everybody's different I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633522
>being in these threads are destroying my sense of time
Yeah. I straight up lost five years here before I left for the last three. Talk about a fucking timelord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633517
Well, at least she's kind enough to be a good housewife. And have a nice t&a.

I'd be better off with her than an amazon, I'll tell ya that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633468
Keep the kid and tell the stork isn't real afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633517
I want it to wiggle around inside of me like a worm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633526
I think that could be said about this entire website. Long exposure doesn't only make you immune to certain things, but it makes you lose all sense of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633517
Jeez, has it really been that long? Shit's changed since those days.
Is there anyone around who actually enjoyed Bob's writing?besides me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633534
Going by that image, you also played part in his futacat circlejerks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633534
>That gif
I remember that. Holy shit, it's been so long
Is this what going back in time feels like? Is this what AGE feels like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633529
>Tell her the stork isn't real
You heartless fiend. What's next, are you gonna ruin Santa for her?

[Anonymous No.]

Most Dangerous Jobs: Monstergirl Gynecologist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633534
What ever happened to him? He hasn't done shit in months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633538
that's the non-cock version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633468
Well, I guess it depends on if she wants to keep her after I explain that isn't how it works.

>>13633532
Yeah, that's what I meant. The site in general. We didn't even have actual MG generals before I left. Just the occasional thread. As much as shit gets flung around I'm actually pretty glad we have these now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633528
>This is what Amazonbitch-kun believes
>>13633544
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633543
he's ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633538
I liked the character & the art. I am not opposed to futa in stories for the most part. I did not spam the threads with images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633548
>This is what Amazonbitch-kun believes
Are you so autistic you think I was promoting amazons? Or was this just poorly worded?

>>13633534
He was allright. Maybe not perfect but his stuff had it's moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633540
>Left to right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633550
I remember constantly fighting with him for the cyoa time slots. It feels too weird knowing he's not here shitposting with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633547
Yeah. It's for the best really. And maybe because I've developed an immunity over the years because of other things, but the arguments don't faze me. Maybe I got used to it or something, I don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633550
Good riddance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633550
I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never work in a daycare with yandere monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633378
>>13633397
>>13633452
>>13633490
And we've got an even heat. Let's split the difference and I'll go with b. That way I might be able to generate some more interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633550

No he fucked off to his hugbox of a website that he shills on leddit 24/7 as "ManticoresForever" or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633575
Hysterical.

[Seafoam No.]

>>13633378
>>13633397
>>13633452
>>13633490
And we've got an even heat. Let's split the difference and I'll go with b. That way I might be able to generate some more interesting results. If it still dull I'll just go the normal story route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633398
>First night after fighting your way back from hell.
>After spending that tearful moment with the Kiki, you were brought back inside and dragged to the bathroom.
>You really don't remember your house being this clean. Seriously, the only dirt is the soot flaking off of you from that cyberdemon you torched.
>Kiki doesn't mind though, she's still crying, smiling, and laughing all the way as she tells you that it'll be gone by the time you're done.
>The house is just like you remember it though, the furniture's the same (you can see where she's fixed the covers) and the only difference is the updated TV (which is apparently just a hologram projector the size of a shoe box)
>With a bow that shows you her bosom hasn't gotten any less perky with the passage of time, the Kikimora tells you that dinner shall be ready in fifteen minutes, although you can take longer if you wish.
>That last part is said with a little unease, as if you are going to vanish as soon as she looks away, in fact, her hand still hasn't released it's grip on you.
>It takes you telling her you'll be her still and a ruffle of her hair feathers to get her to let go, although she starts nuzzling into your calloused hand as she tries to enjoy your touch as much as she can.
>She's practically skipping down the halls in joy though, if a little slower than you remember.
>You turn the water up to scalding and let out a sigh as you sink back into the water, muscles relaxing as the bath does its work. The layers of soot and dirt coming away as, unsurprisingly, there wasn't much water to wash with in the pits of hell.
>Heck, you actually have to empty the bath and refill it a second and third time to fully scrub all the dirt and grime off of you, the feeling of being clean causing your skin to almost burn without it's protective layer of ash.
>There is a knock on the door as your Kiki lets you know that dinner is ready and she has some clothes prepared for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633574
>>13633583
Alrighty then, I look forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631964
BIG FAT WURM BUTT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633583
Fair enough, friend. I'd like to keep reading it, so lets hope you enjoy this method and I can keep reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633585
more

[Anonymous No.]

So if you asked your meido to pick something up from the grocery would it be Kiki's Delivery Service?

Also can I still make an MGC maid request and/or butler application?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633634
Good question.

Why DON'T we have more cute MGE Loli Witch Maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633634
No anon. Not every girl with a broom is a disgusting witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633634
>Kiki's Delivery Service?
I need to watch that movie again, shit was great.

Princess Mononoke with a wolfu would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit /mgt/ I'm freaking the fuck out

I'm house sitting for a family friend and I was just boiling 20 or so slugs (Don't ask) when the slugs caused the water to blow up and start overfilling. I took the pot off and dumped it outside and began cleaning the oventop. As I was I heard something say my name right behind me, clear as fucking day. I jumped and panicked. I am alone in this house with two small quiet dogs and no electronics on. I'm fucking scared /mgt/

I know not your blog but fuck I'm shaking and you guys are the only ones I know to talk too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633647
>Anon is being haunted by the ghosties
Not my problem. Ganbatte!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633647
Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633647
Cool story bro. Why were you boiling slugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633641
I remember renting Princess Mononoke from a local video store as a kid. It was my favorite movie for the longest time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633647
>Slugs
Well at least it wasn't mushrooms. Enjoy your slug waifu, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633647
You gonna get fucked by a hermaphrodite slug for this tomfoolery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633647
Go to /x/, those kids eat that shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633657
Nigga I fucking recorded that whole movie on a DVD as a kid, but I lost it like seven years back.

Thank god I found it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633647
Go tell /x/, they'll cream themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633647
Go to /x/. They'll be putty in your hands

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl is best at convincing an Anon that he'll find his waifu eventually, even though he's a person living on actual Earth, not whatever version is filled with monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjmEeJiBlhw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
>Size of residence: medium house. 2 bathrooms, 1 bedroom, and a average sized kitchen
>Education of Master: bachelor degree
>Current employment: none
>Personality of Master: kind shy and friendly
>Hobbies of Master: gaming, swimming, and taking walks
>Dating or Married: none
>Favorite personalities: freindly ,nerdy ,sweet ,funny , and affectionate
>Least favorite personalities: sadistic, mean, aggressive, stubborn, manipulative, and arrogant
>Favorite body type: thick ,curvy ,a little chubby, average
>least favorite body types: actual morbid obeasity
>Favorite type of Monstergirl: ryu
>Preferred age: between 16 and 28 years of age
>Arachnophobia: No
>Specific dislikes/notes: Sadist ,rape ,stubbornness, and mind games. I need someone who I can be honest with and will be honest with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633679
BAKED ALASKA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633679
Man, I miss BTAS and BB
I miss all of the DCAU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633585
>She almost sounds worried that you aren't there as she says that, almost panicking over how you may have vanished again.
>You can almost hear the sigh of relief as you let her know that you'll be down in a moment.
>After quickly drying off, you open the door to see the clothes she brought you, a fresh pair of briefs (heaven knows you need them), some clean socks (your old one's having long since disintegrated), a pair of jeans to replace your old, shredded ones, and a loose workout shirt for you to use, the last one chosen because any of your old ones won't fit over your new muscle.
>You also find a small razor hidden within the close along with some shaving cream, luxuries compared to your usual method of shaving with whatever knives, blades or other sharp objects you'd found.
>It's the only reason your hair was a shaggy mop instead of making you look like Chewbacca.
>A few flicks of the blade an you looked almost presentable, although the removal of your beard did show off a few of the scars you'd gained.
>Stepping down the stairs and into the dining room, something that required you to jog your memory a bit lest you walk into the living room, you found the old table still intact, although now it was lit by candles and with two plates set at opposite sides of the table, a freshly cooked steak calling for you, mashed potatoes and carrots at the side.
>Yours was set at the head of the table with the chair pulled aside the aging kiki practically hopping in place as she waited for you.
>"Dinner is ready for you Master," she said with a bow, hiding her smile as she did "cooked just the way you like it....Although it has been a while since I've made it."
>You told her not to worry, after having to eat whatever you could scavenge in that pit you aren't particularly picky. Although it did smell divine.
>She was blushing at that and her smile was sunny, stepping aside an pushing the chair in as you sat before taking her place at the opposite end of the table.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, putting in the request anyway. Applies to meido/butler

Size of residence:
>Studio apartment with garage/workshop
Education of Master:
Current employment:
Personality of Master:
Hobbies of Master:
>Shootbangs, impromptu iron chef battles, getting swole, vidya, magic
Dating or Married:
>Single
Favorite personalities:
>Kuu-yan, maya/thugdere ARA ARA~ UFUFUFU
Least favorite personalities:
>Tsun.
Favorite body type:
>SPATS alternatively shortstack
least favorite body types:
>that's no moon
Favorite type of Monstergirl:
>oni/hinezumi/jinko/danuki/kitsune/march hare
Prefered age:
>No younger than legal, no upper limit
Arachnophobia: Yes/No
>No
Specific dislikes/notes:
Hates wearing class A's/formal wear but will do so if asked, was 3x all state mofu brushing champion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633676
Well, now I'm sad.

It's like the physics joke. Lonely physicist walks into an ice cream parlor every day, buys two bowls, and sits in the same spot. Finally the owner asks them why they always do this. They explain that via quantum mechanics, there is a chance that one of these days, a beautiful woman will appear to eat with him. The owner counters and asks why he doesn't just ask one of the female customers of the shop to have a treat with him, they could say yes.
>"Please, what're the odds of that happening?"

Loneliness is the only answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633693
What's a mayadere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633696
They're evil, but they'll behave to get your dick. Mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633702
Huh. Not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633652
Very funny, I fucking hate ghosts

>>13633656
Well my friend has a tomato garden and when I went outside the backyard was filled with slugs so I thought I'd do som neighborly pest control and kill some. Initially I killed them by pouring salt but I didn't want to use up all my neighbor's salt so I put them in a bag and tried to think of what to do with them since squishing the bag seemed really gross and inhumane and I thought well since Slugs are mostly water, which is why salt is bad, then maybe boiling them would kill them and I mean it technically worked

>>13633661
I really hope not the last thing I need is a shit waifu

>>13633664
>>13633668
Look, I'm not dicking around I really did hear my name being called. It freaked me out and now I have every light on and all the doors doubled locked.

Shit like this is why I wish Monster Girls were real so I'd have some big Monster Girl keep me safe from whatever the fuck that was

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633696
Mayadere try to kill you first, but end up falling for you
Shit I didn't fill in education or personality fffff
Education of Master:
>College student
Employment:
>Stuff
Personality of Master:
>genki as fuck and sarcastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633706
>Mayadere try to kill you first, but end up falling for you
Isn't that just a tsundere with more extreme circumstances then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633705
>Since squishing the bag seemed really gross and inhumane
>But boiling them alive is A-OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633705
>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633713

No, because Tsun is a shit that doesn't embrace their dere. Maya may have tried to kill you, and still may occasionally, but you know she loves you. She makes sure of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633705
>I'm not dicking around
Neither am I, go to /x/ and get them to tell you about skinwalkers, that's probably what's after you.

>big Monster Girl to keep me safe
Do you have a vagina?
If not then fucking deal with it.

[Seafoam No.]

Alright, here we go with more nightmare. Previous installments are available on seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/96773826/Sweet%20Nightmare

This is a completely different girl from the one you talked to last night. She feels so much more vulnerable and withdrawn. She also seems a lot more together; did a night of sleep make that much difference to her?

More importantly than the personality shift, what was with that “you don’t hate me” thing, anyway? It’s like, sure she breaks into people’s houses and “rapes” people in their sleep, but that’s not too huge a deal. Well okay, maybe you are pretty weird; no one should react the way you did to a complete stranger in their house even if she is cute. Laura isn’t the only one that acts funny when she doesn’t get enough sleep, it seems. You decide some more probing needs to be done here.

“Why would anyone hate you?”
Laura plays with her fingers a bit, then mumbles something at the ground.
“Gonna have to run that past me again.”
“Why would anyone like a centaur? I’m too big, I smell funny, people say I’m gloomy, I don’t have any friends, my hooves scratch up the floor and even having sex with me is like doing a horse! No one even wants to be near me so it’s better if I just stay away!”
You blink at the sudden outburst, seems like it’s been a long time coming and you’ve got the feeling it’s been a long time coming.
“Uh…”
“You know,” Laura continues without prompting, her voice beginning to shake, “I can be anything any man wants in his dreams, but no one’s ever chosen a centaur. Not even once.”

Hell. You’ve never been good at this sort of thing and your mid goes into overdrive coming up with and discarding stupid reactions. The horse has tears in her eyes, you’ve gotta do something before she starts bawling and you REALLY don’t know what to do. But what?

[ ]Drag her out to a date
[ ]Make an inspirational speech
[ ]Hug the horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633722
>Tsun is a shit that doesn't embrace their dere
Not the classical one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633679
>A Glacies makes a deal with a Devil in order to resurrect and heal her husband
>Under the condition that she forfeits her husbands memories of her, and can't be in his proximity without causing harm to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633713
Tsun is just bitchy but then they warm up to you.

Maya start out as being your genuine enemy, before falling for you.

The two can cross over, like a Tsun Maya isn't unheard of, but in general Mayaderes are more out-right affectionate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633694
Damn, that's a good joke! But now I'm sad too.

At least we can be sad together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633725
>[X]Hug the horse

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make a scene that's a blatant ripoff from EMG somehow unique, without resorting to the use of horrible dialogue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633725
>[x]Drag her out to a date

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633725
>[x]Hug the horse
>[x]Make an inspirational speech
>[x]Drag her out to a date
In that order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633732
The whore you know, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633737
Would you date a living doll even if she were creepy and watched you masturbate from a slightly opened door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633743
More like Mayadere is generally depicted as fighting against you initially, but then often out-right switching allegiance out of her new-found love for you. And once she makes that switch, she'll be very affectionate towards you.

Compare tsunderes who, especially in modern depictions, just flip-flop between affection and hate to such a point you wonder if they have bipolar disorder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633725
[x] Hug the horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633754
I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633754
What kind of monster would make her watch from outside? If she's not going to help I'd at least let her get a closer look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633754
[]Yes
[]No
[X] Lucha libre through the door and into your living doll waifu. There's no excuse to diddly the riddly when your waifu is right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633754
>Doll passes by your room and hears fapping sounds coming from inside
>Slightly opens the door trying to look creepy
>First thing she sees is your face right up close to hers, staring right into her eyes
>She quickly leaves
>tfw you outcreep'd the creepy girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633640
Ah, but remember. Only bad witches are ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633488
Are you up for another pic? Glacies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633692
>That first bite from the steak, the juices flowing, the rich spices perfectly seasoned so as to emphasis the meat rather than overwhelm it, you almost couldn't believe it was real. After all those days of ray meat and scraggly plants ripped from the earth and....
>Wet....why did you're eyes feel wet?
>"M-master! I-I'm sorry if I messed up!" your maid shouted as she rose from the table, a look of horror on her face "I-I'll dispose of it right away and -"
>You laughed and told her to sit down, your mixing mirth and tears confusing her.
>"I'm not crying because it's bad," you told her, cutting another, generous bite off for emphasis "It's because it's so good! Seriously! You've outdone yourself!"
>Joy, pure joy bloomed within her at those words, the feathered helper almost ecstatic at your praise.
>"T-thank you master!" she replied, feathers puffing out a little in happiness. "It's good to know that I still have it after all these years."
>Years...the word held heavily in the air.
>After all that time, you'd missed a lot and left quite a few people behind, although not by choice. Waving her over to the seat next to you, so the pair of you could better discuss how things had been since your 'disappearance'.
>It took some prodding but eventually she relented and told you her tale, a sad, lonely tale.
>She told you how she'd kept the house clean and ready, made fixes and watched the world spin. Your life insurance had kept her living comfortably, as had the missing/dead masters fund from the maid agency but....it had been a hollow life, that much you could tell.
>Every day she must have awoken to disappointment, her heart pining for you but always finding disappointment and loneliness.
>"I-it wasn't anything I c-couldn't handle Anon," the mature kikimora told you with a smile, a few crows feet making their presence known "I still had friends who w-would visit with their c-children and g-grand children. It made the days a bit easier."

[Anonymous No.]

Time for more Ryu teasing. I updated what's in the pastebn a bit since yesterday.
Previously: http://pastebin.com/0mjG9fsk

>A muffled, desperate moaning sound rouses you from your sleep
>As you wake, you instantly realize the lack of Eris's warmth cuddled against you
>She must have pried you off of herself while you slept; with her strength it would have been too easy
>It's only been three hours since you had fallen asleep, cuddled around the Ryu
>She is still on the bed, but her back is facing you
>Her body quivers and shakes, and you can see her claws moving around methodically around her chest
>"Eris."
>She freezes and he slowly, nervously turns to face you
>Her thick, braided purple hair is clenched tightly in her teeth, and as her shoulders and torso move with her head, you an see what her claws were doing
>The Ryu's scaly claws grip her large boobs tightly; from the soft, red scratch marks on them you can tell that she has been kneading and toying with them for a long time
>Her hair falls from her mouth as she fumbles around for excuses
>"M-my love... I-I-I... I didn't mean..."
>"Ssshh..."
>You hold a finger up to her lips
>She quiets down, but her expression is still a mixture of shame, nervousness, and longing
>"You haven't cum, have you?"
>Eris shakes her head
>"Good." you get out of bed. "I still don't want to take any chances though."
>You walk across the room to where the toy racks are
>You can feel the Ryu's desperate gaze follow you as you pick an item off a rack, there is no doubt in your mind that your scent, as well as your fully naked body are only adding to her frustration
>"To be honest, I probably should have thought of this from the start."
>You hold up the chastity bra you picked out as you return to the bed
>Your waifu pouts as the crimson blush on her face grows stronger
>"D-do I have to? T-to wear that?"
>"Yes, my love. You've proven that you can't be trusted while I'm asleep. This is just for safety, okay?"
>She nods
>"I understand..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633776
Speaking of outcreeping the creepy, what would a perverted person do with the old skin of a girl that molts?
Keep in mind this guy also saved up her hair previously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633802
C'mon, Alpie. Don't tell me you wrote that perverted anon but don't actually know what a perverted person at that calibre would actually do in that situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633802
use molted skin like a condom as he's jerking it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633807
To tell you the truth anon, yes. Yes I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633802
He'd grind it up and stuff his personal affects with it (particularly pillows) so he could smell her whenever he wants. It's the most creepy thing I can think of apart from using it as an ingredient. Lots of animals eat their molt and it seems like a nice yandere thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633783
Shatter her special snowflake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633811
Baka Alpie. Now you've gone and driven yourself into a wall. How embarrassing. Surely you saw this coming? I mean, really, you can't be saying that you didn't expect to find a wall when you just passed the sign that said 'dead end'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633820
But I just make this stuff up as I go, so it's not like I read signs. The point of the scene is the creepy-crawly making cute, lewd noises while he gets up close and personal while peeling the stuff off of her and then later massaging her fresh, sensitive body. I was just wondering about what to do after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633827
Well then, Alpie, surely you know the answer
I mean, you did say you make it up as you go. So, make it up as you go. Don't wonder, do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633827
You know, if you want to go really creepy, he can make a sleeping bag out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the .less picture of a wolfgirl in a bar.

She had giant tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633833
>She had giant tits
Oh yeah, that narrows it down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633833

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633830
But I asked you guys because I couldn't come up with anything. I mean it's not like he can just hang it up on the wall or something and then end up in an awkward situation the next time the cat from next door comes around and asks what it is.
Can he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633835
>Huge titted wolfgirl trying to seduce you at a bar
Woof

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633838
Bad dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633836
But if you're making it up as you go you shouldn't be asking. You just got yourself stuck in front of a wall and after trying to climb it for hours, in a last ditch effort you began to call for help like some sort of adorable puppy
How embarrassing. How simply embarrassing.
Jesus Christ why am I being so mean? Is this the true power of alcohol in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633846
You're not being mean, you're being silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633843
Gonna take more than a spray bottle or rolled up newspaper to deter me from that bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633835
>You will never be viciously raped by a wolfgirl who drags you out of the bar and into the alleyway where she'll force you to thrust repeatedly into her until the wall begins to crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633798
>'but I still wanted you', the words were left out but you could feel them there, the Kikimora still keeping her professionalism in place.
>"W-what about you master?" she quickly covered, one hand resting on your leg "W-what happened to you?"
>What had happened? That wasn't an easy question to answer but all you knew is that you'd awoken one day to find yourself in a fiery land of hell spawn you'd never seen before.
>Life was...difficult, in that place, barely sleeping, always looking over your shoulder to see if some new beast was hunting you. Four years of war, fire, and death until you'd slain the master of that dark land and popped out here.
>You toned it down for her but even then she still would gasp in horror and murmur "poor master!" and "how horrible!" every now and then.
>At the end of your story she was teary eyed and hugging you, all professionalism tossed to they wayside as she tried to make you feel at ease.
>"You're home now master," she wept as you stroked her head, wondering who was comforting who now "you're safe and no demon is going to take you or hurt you ever again!"
>You couldn't help but feel a little guilt at that, she'd vanished for forty years, for her, and she was still more worried about what had happened to you. It warmed your heart a little bit.
>The ancient grandfather clock in the living room donged as the cluck struck ten, signaling that bed time had arrived.
>"I-I'll clear the table master," the Kikimora said, gathering your empty plate and discarded silverware "brush your teeth I I'll be up to tuck you in. The sheets were just changed today and the pillows fluffed so everything should be perfect. I'll be in the guest room an-"
>"No" you told her with absolute certainty, shocking the aging, white feathered woman. After all she'd done to keep your house clean and suffering all those years of loneliness, she was going to spend the night in bed with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633847
Ah. So THIS is the true power of alcohol in the morning
But in all seriousness, which is difficult for a tipsy man like myself, how about he grinds it into dust and turns it into a cooking agent. A 'secret ingredient', like pepper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633853
Going to finish this if anyone's reading and then hit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633854
I think it'd be more awkward to hang it up on the wall, but on the other hand...
>Let's eat it together!
sounds lewder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633856
Aye aye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633862
Well, I mean, if you want to keep it hidden like how he does the hair, I say grinding it up into powder and calling it a secret ingredient is the way to go
It's better that putting it proudly on display, destroying any sort of trust the two have with each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633856
I'll read it after it's done. I know better than to read a story before it's finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633865
Wouldn't it be a sign of trust for her to let him do that? Oh well, them's good eatings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633813
I would totally break it
Speaking of, 3-some/yuri with her and lava golem when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633868
>Secretly turning her skin into a pseudo spice/turning her skin into a pseudo spice
Vs.
>Putting it on a flagpole on their front lawn and having it on display like some sort of American
Who am I kidding, you're the writer, Alpie. Who am I to guide your hand in the non lewd sense, b-baka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633877
I already said "them's good eatings", anon. You guided my hand to the right spot because I was fumbling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633799
>Eris knows as well as you do that you will have to repeat the ritual next full moon if she climaxes too early
>The anticipation and excitement that has built up all these years must be really getting to her
>Even while the two of you are alone, the Ryu is very collected and in control
>As you think about it, you feel you may have been a little too harsh with your teasing before
>Still, this ritual wasn't just about pleasure
>It was work too.
>You had to press on
>Eris fidgets a little as you clamber back onto the bed and position yourself behind her
>You bring the large, padded metal cups of the chastity bra up to her breasts
>She puts her arms though the metal shoulder straps and you buckle the bra around her back
>As it's counterpart had, the chastity bra glows and tightens once it is fully locked
>Your waifu gasps a bit as the enchanted metal bra suckers itself around her beautiful, squishy teats and pulls them tightly to her chest
>Each of her breasts is now completely covered by squishy silicone and shiny, heavy metal
>The shoulder and midriff straps cut in to her flesh ever so slightly; her soft skin bulges out a little over the silicone padding
>"It's not too tight, is it?"
>"No, my love. It's... fine. Not too tight at all."
>You can tell she is not frustrated with having her breasts and pussy locked away like this, but not unhappy
>She sighs softly as you embrace her
>The two of you fall back onto the bed, facing each other
>You gently stroke her pale cheek with the back of your hand as you stare into her bright, cyan eyes
>"Hey. I'm sorry if I was a little too harsh earlier. I kinda got carried away too..."
>The Ryu smiles
>"Don't worry, my love. You'd have to do much worse than a little teasing to hurt one such as me. We'll do this together."
>Her reassurance thoroughly relaxes you
>Whether she was in her dominant, commanding, public state or the nervous, submissive state she only shared with you, Eris's inner strength and caring never faded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633880
Well, I'm going to do non-productive things, so here's a little of it. Starting from line 380.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633880
Then my work here as a drunk helper of sorts is a success. Or a failure, since I didn't want to guide your hand and wanted you to find your own answer on your own, but instead ended up guiding your hand to the right spot because you were fumbling
Which in that case I curse myself for being a person who must help those in need, even if you want them to learn how to help themselves. This is why I hate kids. So helpless yet so adorable that you are driven to help them

Next time though, you must learn to guide your own hand. since you're making it up as you go, go the direction your brain wants to go, and your hand will follow. Then you don't have to worry about fumbling around
Now if you excuse me, as I ramble about in drunken chaos, I must go back to my drinking in the morning. I may be drunk, but I can sense the undertones going on here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633901
You can't teach an old Alp new tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633853
>It warmed your heart to know that even after forty years she still had the same buttons, your simple invitation to sleep in you're bed causing her to go red as a beet and stammer worse than an alp caught in the men's locker room.
>"M-master! I-it's indecent for a servant to s-share a bed with her master!" she stuttered, squirming in her chair "e-especially for one as old as I am! W-wouldn't you w-want a younger girl?"
>A younger girl? HA! Even after forty years she looked as fine as ever. Sure, she had a wrinkle or two that was making it's presence known and her feathers no longer had their soot gray color but she was just as cute as ever.
>You could almost hear the steam pouring from her ears, the maid red as a tomato from your comments.
>She was smiling though, and that made you feel all the better.
>"If you insist, master," she told you, feathered tail giving a happy wag "I'll be up momentarily, just allow me to finish this."
>You let her know that you were looking forward to it, rising from the table and walking to your bed as happy humming filled your ears.
> - - -
>You'd long since forgotten how nice beds could be, the mattress springs creaking slightly as you shifted. After years of sleeping on rocks and hard packed earth, the comfy bed made you want to fall asleep then and there.
>Still, you fought to stay awake, there was something you wanted to see.
>"Are you awake master?" the kikimora's hushed voice whispered, "I'm coming in."
>The door creaked open and standing there in a lacy, pink nightgown was your kikimora maid.
>Age had, like other monster girls, done almost nothing to her, the feathered girl's palmable breasts just as perky as they had been when she was young, in addition to being a hair bigger while her hips and plump rear sported a bit more padding thanks to a slowing metabolism, although it did nothing more than give her an hourglass figure.
>Man, you wondered if you would've held up that well if your positions had been reveresed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633899
Alp if I call you a worthless slut will you give me my Black Dragon or Dark Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633903
Wanna bet? No betting. I'm bad at betting. Especially drunk betting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633906
Sure. What's your pleasure sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633909
Alright, well give me some Black Dragon, or Dark Elf, and have it have cuddles and love.

Oh, and um, You're a worthless whore who exists only to serve others, you have no value to this world and should probably kill yourself. I'm not good at bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633725
Yeah, you’d give a terrible speech and dragging someone that weighs five times as much as you seems like a bit of a stretch so you do the next thing that comes to mind: wrap your arms around the centaur. Everyone likes hugs, right? God you hope so, if she freaks out and kicks you or something that hospital bill would have to come straight out of your fun money.

“W-what are you doing?!” Laura tries to back away, but you’re locked on tight and she’s so strong backing away just makes you slide towards her. No one but your mom has hugged you like this in ages, you kinda forgot how nice it was. So warm and soft… Really soft. Laura’s height put your head just past her chest normally, so the slight drop caused by her backstepping now lands you squarely in the center of her cleavage. Say what you want about centaurs, you could always count on them for a nice pair of tits.

Even if you ignored the all encompassing softness of the nightmare’s chest pillows she was a pretty good hug. She’d said she smelled funny earlier, but all you pick up on at the moment is the smell of salt and a hint of grass; it’s like standing on a bluff by the sea on a warm summer night. It’d be pretty much perfect if she would actually return the hug and you weren’t awkwardly dangling off her body. Of course, you like your spot so that last bit ain’t changing.
>Cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633913
I think you're confused. I'm not going to do both right away, just pick one.

[Seafoam No.]

>>13633915
When the horse finally does decide to stop making you feel like a heel her touch is tentative. She starts with her hands behind your neck, then, seeming to decide that’s not quite right, slides them down your back to gently pull you into her. You bask in the sensation until her breathing slows, then look up at her blushing face.
“Mmf mmhr mmt?”
“Stop, that tickles!” She giggles.
“I’ll take that as a yes,” you say, sliding up so your mouth is clear of Laura’s mounds.
“A yes to what?”
“A yes to me asking if you’re feeling better.”
“Yeah, but… why?” ‘why are you doing this’ is probably what she’s getting at.
“I dunno, it seemed like you needed it, I guess. Hugs are free, and… I wanted to. I think. Maybe.”

You’re not sure what to make of the look your guest gives you. Something between admiration and comfort you’d guess, but it could as easily be her trying to hide disgust at you being so willing to accept a burglar. At the very least she doesn’t say anything disparaging.
“I really do need to go. I have work to do.”
“On sunday? Well, whatever. Let me walk you to the door.”
The centaur clops along behind you and out of the door. You exchange goodbyes, but as she goes down the steps you feel the need to call out to Laura one last time.
“Hey.”
“Hmm?”

[ ] “You actually smell pretty good.”
[ ] “If you wanna come back sometime my window’s open.”
[ ] “I can show you how to cook those eggs next time if you want.”

I think I'll call it here for tonight, but let's have this decided for next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633909
Which story on your pastebin is the one with the black dragon in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633920
Valley of the Dragonette and Rhea and Willis. They're the same stuff really.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kikimora is FOTM again
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633918
We-Well you filthy whore, you should've known I'd personally prefer Dark Elf... If that one is possible right now of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633925
Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633926
Thank you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633919
>[x] “You actually smell pretty good.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633919
>[x] “If you wanna come back sometime my window’s open.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633922
Thanks. Way to make it confusing though. I still like you Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633919
>[x] If you wanna come back sometime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633919
EGGS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633924
More like GOAT. One of the few MGs that doesn't get shat on like some other species.

Plus, y'know...moe appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633933
>confusing
Have you read any of it, or do I need to explain to you how it works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633924
Has kiki ever not been loved? Seems to me like they usually get some level of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633945
I meant with both being the same thing thing, I'm just starting to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633940
Ironic, considering how many people hated kikis when they came out since all they saw was a NEET enabler who gets a perfect life from no effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633946
There was that one time they were spoken about every thread en masse, but after some people complained about lack of variety enough things died off. Not sure if that is hate for kiki itself though.
>>13633950
Which is itself ironic, since devils are the NEET enablers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633947
Just so you know, the order is
Valley of the Dragonette
Willis the Peon
Rhea and Willis
Valley of the Dragonette 2
Rhea and Willis 2
Valley of the Dragonette 3

And then Fall From Grace is a prequel, but that's barely gotten started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
I don't want to overload you with requests and you've already done one of these for me before so feel free to skip mine, just trying to justify being awake at this hour.

Size of residence: 2 story 3 bedroom 2 bath on a few acres of land
Education of Master: Currently studying for a degree in medicine
Current employment: Technically none
Personality of Master: INTJ if you know what that is
Hobbies of Master: Video games
Dating or Married: Neither
Favorite personalities: Really hard to say, I like a lot o personalities but I guess my favorite ones would be soft and nice or energetic and bubbly
Least favorite personalities: Sadist, modern day tsun, generally bitchy or a cunt
Favorite body type: Kind of a tie between Healthy Hathorite and Muscle girl
Least favorite body type: Tie between too much health and too much muscle
Favorite type of Monstergirl: Holstaur always, but there's not a lot of monstergirls I don't like so don't feel limited to only Holstaur
Preferred age: I don't really have one, so long as they're not too old and not too young, for reference I'm close to 20
Arachnophobia: Yes, but I would love and fuck a spider-girl any day of the week just the same as any others
Specific dislikes/notes: Can't really think of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633958
Gotcha, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633904
>Somehow you doubted it, a cruel difference between the bodies of man and monster.
>The kikimora didn't seem to think so though, her fidgeting increasing as she felt more and more embarrassed beneath your gaze, quite selfconcious about her age.
>"I-I can put on more clothes if you want master," she said with a stammer, taking a step back towards the bedroom door "I know I'm not exactly beautiful anymo-"
>You told her to stop worrying in a stern tone, although you still had a smile, she was as beautiful as ever and no one should tell her otherwise.
>That little shiver of joy and her feathers fluffing out slightly told you all you needed to know.
>"Very well master," she said as she stepped towards the bed, tail slowly wagging as she walked "if you say so then it will be."
>You scooted aside in the queen sized bed and pulled back the sheets, leaving a spot for her on the bed.
>She took it slowly, tentatively, slipping into he bed as if she couldn't believe what was happening.
>She'd barely gotten in when you grabbed her from behind, causing the white feathered monster to yelp as you nuzzled into her.
>"M-master! W-what are you doing?" she asked as you hugged her, face crimson and tail struggling to wag in what little space it had between the two of you.
>You let her know that you just wanted to enjoy her touch, her skin, it had been far to long since you could enjoy a simple pleasure like a hug.
>Her struggling relented, the girl letting you hug your fill as sleep began to take hold.
>"Good -yawn- night master..." the Kikimora said as she turned to face you, hugging you as well "I...love...you..."
>You told her that you know that, and that you'll always be with her and for the first time in a long while, the kikimora was happy.
>...
>Then the maid awoke from her slumber, alone in your bed and the darkened room once more.
>The door was shut, the lights were out, and your spot on the bed was empty, the sheets pulled up almost as if you were never there.

[Seafoam No.]

>>13633938
>>13633937
>>13633931
>>13633930
Alrighty, we've got one casual flirt, two open invitations to return and one Inaho. Looks like I'm not doing that cooking scene, but I think I have something cute lined up for the option chosen as well. See you all in a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633969
>The door was shut, the lights were out, and your spot on the bed was empty, the sheets pulled up almost as if you were never there.
Do not fucking do this to me anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633969
>Leaving the bed before she wakes up
Rookie mistake, points will be deducted from your final score.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633969
>The door was shut, the lights were out, and your spot on the bed was empty, the sheets pulled up almost as if you were never there.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
Why not? Though I know it'll take a while for it to get to me.

Size of residence: Small
Education of Master: Basic
Current employment: Permanent part time
Personality of Master: Lazy, introverted, fickle
Hobbies of Master: Video games mostly
Dating or Married: Single
Favorite personalities: Kuudere, Dandere, Mayadere
Least favorite personalities: Tsundere, Ara ara, imouto
Favorite body type: Petite
least favorite body types: Buff, fat
Favorite type of Monstergirl: Kumiho
Prefered age: 18-25
Arachnophobia: No
Specific dislikes/notes:
Not good at smalltalk, like my personal space, can be a bit obsessive about new interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633969
I will find you, and I will make you eat your own asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633979

But he was never in the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633969
He's just really good at sneaking off to get ready for the day, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633989
Then who was bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633997
Chad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633969
>>The door was shut, the lights were out, and your spot on the bed was empty, the sheets pulled up almost as if you were never there.
Just what i needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
Size of residence: 4 bedroom house, shared with roommates
Education of Master:current college student, 6 year veteran of armed services
Current employment: Unemployed
Personality of Master: funny, sometimes creative, compassionate
Hobbies of Master: Motorcycles, guns, vidya, movies (watching and making), writing, lifting weights
Dating or Married: Single
Favorite personalities: thugdere, ara ara
Least favorite personalities:tsundere, yandere
Favorite body type: stronk, stronkfat, can go a little chubby/curvy if she's got muscles
least favorite body types: hambeast
Favorite type of Monstergirl: Jinko
Prefered age: 20's
Arachnophobia: No, I like spiders, even if they aren't my favorite monstergirl
Specific dislikes/notes: Need cuddles and someone to stroke my ego/ drive me to make new stuff or be workout buddy if I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634000
It was roleplay leading to NTR all along?

[Anonymous No.]

Well I found some time to do a little shorty.
http://pastebin.com/XxtMcFKk

I hope there is something enjoyable in it.
And thanks for wasting a few minutes of your time reading my god awful crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633969
>"N-no," she breathed, eye's widening in the dark while tears gathered at their corners "not again...please...not again!"
>It was another dream, another midnight fancy that reminded her of what she'd lost, taunting her about how her master would never return.
>But why should she be surprised? He hadn't returned after forty years, now forty one, why would he have shown up now?
>She let out a hiccuping sob, as she fought to hold back her despair, her strained will having finally reached it's breaking point.
>The loyal maid who'd waited for her master gave up, letting out a loud, sorrowful wail as her mind's cruel joke took away that last bit of strength she'd had.
>There would never be children for her, little girls with brooms and bows, there would never be dinners where she dressed up, there would never be a white wedding where she strode down the aisle.
>What was the po-
>The door swung open and you ran in, a look of worry on your face as you grabbed her, holding the sobbing girl in your arms.
>"What's wrong?" you asked as her eye's went wide with shock, tears freely flowing "Are you alright? What happened?"
>She didn't hear your questions, simple staring at you.
>"M-master!? Y-you're here?" She cried, confusion and sorrow still fighting for dominance.
>"Of course," you told her, sitting down next to her and pulling her tight, "I just had to hit the restroom, where did you think I we-"
>The sheets you'd pulled up to save heat, the door you'd closed, your brain tolding you how much of a moron you were.
>"O-oh crap," you said as she continued to sob into your chest, "I'm so sorry! I didn't think you'd wake up!"
>"S-stupid master," she sobbed, although you started to hear a little bit of mirth in her voice "S-stupid, thoughtless master."
>She was laughing a little now, her arms wrapping around you and hugging you just as tight while her body shook with a little bit from laughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633885
God damn, the writefags are out in force tonight. Gonna hold out on the next bit and let the others finish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634014
>a few minutes
At this length, it wasn't that long. Anyway, are you trying to tug at people's heartstrings with this graduation stuff? Because it doesn't work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634014
>http://pastebin.com/XxtMcFKk

GTO with monstergirls? I can dig this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633969
>The kikimora gave a deep sigh, why was she surprised
>She had this dream everyday
>At least, she thought she did
>She didn't remember anymore, the days seemed to blur
>She gave a small, cynical chuckle at the thought of a 40 year old woman already losing her mind
>She got out of bed, immediately fixed it, and headed into the bathroom
>There she prepared herself, looking in the mirror to examine any new wrinkles that might appear, and to put a bra over top her still perky breasts, that showed a slight bit of sag on her mature body
>After giving a once over to ensure she'd meet what Master's expectations would've been, she began walking down to prepare breakfast
>Breakfast for the master that'd never be there
>As she entered the Kitchen, she saw a man wearing a Judge's suit and helmet
>"W-What sort of manner is this?"
>The Judge then got up
>"15 years for trespassing."
>We walked up to her.
>"7 for Tax evasion."
>He looked her dead in the eye, at least she assumed so, through his black visor
>"5 for disturbing the peace."
>He put a hand to her face.
>"How do you plead?"
>"N-Not guilty?"
>With his other hand, the judge pulled off his helmet, revealing her Master's beloved and still youthful face, wearing a mischievous look she remembered from so many years ago.
>"I was hoping you'd say that."
>When he pulled her in for the kiss, it made those 40 years of waiting worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634025
>Heartstrings
>Doesn't work
I wasn't going to tug those at all. Expect public embarrassment in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634017
>"I won't argue that," you said with a sigh, stroking her hair as the tears of sorrow became ones of relief "I screwed the pooch on that one. I'm sorry about that."
>She just laughed, a happy laugh that rang like bells as she nuzzled into your neck.
>"I-it's Ok master." she hiccuped, a warm smile on her face as she started to pull you back into the bed. "You're home now, that's all that matters."
>"Yeah," you said before she pulled you into a deep kiss, "I'm finally home."

Well, that's it for me guys.
Hope you liked it (or tolerated it at least).
have a good one and don't burn down the thread.

>>13634028
Judge Dread-senpai noticed me! Totally worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634038
Pastebin please Average?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634044
Tomorrow.
I need sleep now.
Glad you liked it thought.
When the original post about sad kiki and that pic came up I couldn't let it end on a sad note, even if that first guy did a really good short.
Kikis need to smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634048
Agreed.

Oh so very much agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633885
>"Right. Together. You know, I've always really admired you, Eris. I know I don't really ever express it to you, but I really do. All you've done for me and the love you've shown me... I... I don't really know how to say this... um... I just, always want to be here for you, you know? It's the least I can do to help you in any way I can, I mean... I guess what I'm trying to say is... I love you, Eris..."
>You trail off
>The Ryu tenderly caresses your face with her scaly claws
>During your little speech, your eyes had been darting around the room as you tried to put your thoughts in to words
>Your waifu's touch calms you a little, and you feel your heart almost explode as your eyes come to rest on her face
>Tears are streaming down her face and she is grinning from ear to ear
>Tiny sobs of pure joy escape from her lips as she stares at you, completely blown away
>"M-my love..."
>Her voice is cracked and brimming with happiness
>You can't help but feel your own eyes tearing up as you look at her
>Eris trembles a bit as she plants a loving, shaky, and extremely wet kiss on your lips
>That kiss seems to convey all of the intense, passionate love your waifu has for you
>"I... I never knew you felt that way... I... I've always understood how you felt, my love... I... well, I was sure I did. You are my precious little human boy, and h-hearing you say those words I just... I love you too!"
>It is your turn to kiss her now
>Neither of you has ever been good with expressing your feelings
>There was something about the intimate, vulnerable setting you found yourselves in that brought out all of your emotions
>The two of you lay there for a long time, gazing into each others eyes in silence
>You hadn't spoken with her like this in far too long
>You had forgotten how amazing it felt
>Unspoken feelings and emotions flow freely between you as time seems to stand still
>You feel as though the two of you have a much better understanding of your relationship now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633798
>>Wet....why did you're eyes feel wet?
Man some times I wish I could just cry my eyes out on command. The bullying potential is great.
>childhood kiki gives you valentines chocolates
>Taste one
>Look at her and start weeping with the ancient eyes of a man watching the land he loves burn in hellfire, with a thousand yard stare.
>Watch her panic

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a fuck a beelzebub in her beelzebutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634066

I'd rather be licked thoroughly by an Akaname after a long, hot summer day at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634066
Sure.
Although it'd need to be done in the shower

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry an Older Monster Girl and make her feel young and loved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634066
I'd rather stick my dick inside a rat's spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634075
Well, I know for a fact other people would want the same thing. Like me. I want to make older MGs feel loved.

[Anonymous No.]

What is going on in this thread
We go days with nothing of note then all the sudden multiple writefags and drawfags doing stuff all at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634066
>you will never have an orgy with a moth, mantis, oomukade, and beelzebub

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634085
It's mostly coincidence I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634085
It's probably a conspiracy. Blame the tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634085

Maybe I should join in on the fun too

Not that I'm of anyone of note but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634085
Chaos theory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634075
I want to kiss and kuddle a kougar kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634089
>>13634090
>Same time to the second
The tanukis are behind this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634093
How could a monster capable of sinking entire ships to take a man ever make it to cougar status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634093

So she's a cuddlefish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634091
Feel free Anon.
If we can always use more OC.

>>13634084
>>13634075
You are my comrades, older MGs are olev.
Ok, I gotta go to bed before 4:00am becomes my new norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634098
By only meeting gay sailors or men married to the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634098
Modern ships aren't made with easily breakable wood, and are far faster with sharp spinny bits on their ass end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634102
It's summer, who cares what time it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634098
Because the sailors have already swallowed all the seamen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634104
>Ship full of alps
That's silly. The captain is a man at least, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634087
Gross.
The Beelzebuub has to sleep outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634107
Got work tomorrow. That and a kitchen to clean.
Second shift is the death of sleep schedules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634110
A man on a ship full of Alps? Poor bastard.
>KYAAAH! CAPTAIN! THERE'S RATS IN THE HOLD!
>KYAAAH! CAPTAIN! I'M TOO SCARED TO CLIMB DOWN FROM THE MAST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634106
That's not necessarily true, it just means she's limited to smaller ships and has to strike with precision or when they're at anchor.

>>13634104
>>13634108
Nyohoho

>>13634110
>The captain is a man at least, isn't he?
His heart is already taken by a whalegirl who's playing hard to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634066
>>13634087
>You will never be ridden by a moth girl, making her bounce on your crotch as she scatters her flakes all over the group around you
>A group of lewd insect girls "Warming each other up" as they watch the moth getting her turn, their displays just making you all the more erect
>The oomukade will never take her turn second, filling you with her toxin as she had the other girls gathered around you
>She'll never coil around your body, holding you tightly as she milks another load out of you
>The Mantis will never go third, clinging to you lovingly, her scythes softly scrapping along your body as she tenderly works her hips against yours, barely managing to hide how eager she is to be filled by you
>The Beelzebub will never go last
>She'll never kneel before you, offering her head out to you, open mouth
>You'll never grasp her by her antennae, stuffing your dirty cock, soaked in the juices of three other bug girls, straight down her throat
>And that all was just Round 1
>You'll never begin Round 2 in the Beelzebub's dirty, molten cunt
>You'll never have a harem of pregnant bug-girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634060
>Eventually, you notice the light slowly growing in the room
>The sun peeks over the eastern edge of the clear, magical roof
>You'd completely lost track of time as you stared into your waifu's eyes
>It's time to get up, you two have a storm to brew
>"Eris..."
>You break the long, emotionally charged silence
>"...It's time to get up. You ready?"
>"Yes, love."
>She unwraps her warm, strong tail from your legs; it is only now that you notice how tightly she was coiled around you
>You had no feeling in your legs whatsoever, and the Ryu's scales had left imprints all along them
>She gets off of the bed and stretches with her back to you as you massage at your dead-feeling legs
>They felt prickly as feeling slowly returned to them, and it took you awhile to feel steady enough to leave the bed
>Finally, you stand next to Eris; the two of you stand there in silence as you look form contraption to contraption, deciding what to use next
>"C-can we use that one?"
>The Ryu points to a series of leather cuffs hanging from the ceiling like a skeletal cylinder over a comfy-looking armchair
>"Of course!"
>That was one you were definitely looking forward to using
>Eris goes and sits in the chair while you pull a ladder over
>A rope hangs from a pulley in the middle of the leather rings, which get smaller as they approach the ceiling
>Before ascending the ladder, you tie the rope to the end of the Ryu's snake body
>She bites her lip as the rough rope tickles the sensitive tip of her tail
>Once you are at the top of the ladder, you pull on the rope
>Your waifu's thick, heavy tail is slowly hoisted into the air and through the cuffs
>With a great deal of effort, you finally get the rope all the way through the pulley
>"Please try not to move much, my love." you call down to the Ryu in the chair
>She nods carefully as she concentrates on keeping her tail still
>You quickly fasten the first of the seven cuffs just below the rope holding Eris's body in the air

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634110
>>13634119
That's it, I'm gonna man a Sea Vessel and have the whole crew be Alps. It must be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634126
>dirty cock
>not turgid cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634119
>Dems the bilge-rat girls I hired ta take care'a the cargo ya stupid wench!
>And ye got wings ya daft fanny!
>Ayem going to me quarters to plot our course an 'ave some of me rum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634066
I wouldn't fuck her any other way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634138
Why is Sea Vessel capitalized?

That makes me wonder though, how would it be to live in Sea Land with a bunch of hydrophobic alps? Blessing or curse? Could you fight off the international militaries out to steal your sweet pad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634140
>KYAAAH! CAPTAIN! WE MADE RUM COLA OUT OF THE ENTIRE STORAGE! I'M SO SORRY, PLEASE DON'T WHIP ME WITH THIS WHIP I HAPPEN TO HAVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634147
>WHAT?! DATS IT, NO MORE SWEETS FER ANYONE!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634146
I thought you were supposed to capitalize Sea Vessel. I'm sorry, I don't actually have any nautical knowledge, I just want to lead a group of Alps and help them out and cuddle them and let them know they're appreciated for all their hard work. And hear them shout "KYAAAAH"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634154
>I don't actually have any nautical knowledge
Go watch Muppet's Treasure Island, you'll learn everything you need to know. Mostly that KYAAAH! CAPTAIN! I'VE GOT CABIN FEVER~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634147
>Using up all the rum
Methinks a keel haulin' is in order. And I don't mean it that way, so you can keep your panties on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634154
>I don't actually have any nautical knowledge
>But I still want to take out a ship
>To sea
>With no knowledge of ships
Gilligalp's Island ahoy. They'd probably be packed for more than a three hour tour, but I get a feeling those alps would end up wearing (short) grass skirts and coconut bras pretty quick anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634163
>keelhaul a sailor
>all the barnacles at the bottom of the ship are Charybdis girls
>they all spank and pinch his ass
A fearsome punishment indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634168
And then they would hula-hula the night away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634162
>Muppet Treasure Island
And now I'm reminded of the horribly lewd rendition of 'Shiver my Timbers' this thread did once.

All the nostalgia trips in the thread tonight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634171
Sweet mother of drag, those things would be HUGE. Would scraping them off be a form of murder, I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634185
No, but they'd cry about it and look at you with teary, pleading eyes, begging you not to drive them away from their home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634184
Funny, I was singing that earlier today.
Yes, I remember those times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634162
Oh! I do know how to cure cabin fever! Have her rest outside the cabin and receive a tan. A delicious brown Alp will surely be immune to cabin fever!

>>13634168
I wouldn't mind being stranded on an island with my crew of Alps either! I happen to me a semi-mediocre expert on outdoors survival! I'd help make us a comfy island hideaway, with palm trees and beach beverages and a bar! Oh, and I'll teach them how to properly wear their hula attire so they can both look great, waitress properly, and remember to put little umbrellas in the drinks! All the drinks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634192
When you are a professional pirate~

[Anonymous No.]

>Be Monstergirl, Arachne to be specific
>Not like normal Arachne, just want play vidya and shitpost on /hbg/
>Mom is always telling me to go out and find some boy with arachnophobia and give him the scariest sex he's ever had
>Seems mean so I just ignore her
>Have a huge crush on guy in my class named Anon
>Regularly stalk him but too scared to get close to him
>One day while stalking him overhear a conversation with his friend
>Say's he's afraid of pretty much all bugs, spiders especially, whenever he sees one he immediately has to kill it
>Heart sinks so much I fall out of the tree I was hiding in
>Skitter away quickly when I realize Anon and his friend are staring
>Start crying when I get home, mom asks whats wrong
>Tell her the boy I like is afraid of spiders
>She asks how this is a problem and not the best thing ever
>Tells me this is what she's always wanted for me, and that I should go rape him
>Tells me to just capture and tie him up like she used to show me how to do to my stuffed teddy bear
>Between the crushing realization that my crush probably hates me and the crushing realization that my childhood playtime was actually rape boot camp I decide I have nothing else to lose
>Go to Anon's house and sneak into his room the usual way
>Have to be extra quiet since he's home this time
>Wait until he goes to the bathroom, then come down and start setting up a trap
>Look at his computer and see he's playing the new game my mom wont let me have
>It looks so amazing I can't help but unpause it and start playing
>Realize he's pretty far in and I have no idea what I'm doing
>Quickly die and start freaking out that I just fucked up all his hard work
>With the worst timing Anon comes back to see a half made giant spider web and an anxious giant spider in his room
>Try to remember what mom taught me
>"U-ufufu, y-you've fallen right into my t-trap little fly! N-now prepare to be eaten, I think!"

Damn character limits, wasn't planning this to be two posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634196
You don't have to wear a suit!
...What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634199
When you are a professional pirate... YOU'RE ALWAYS IN THE BEST OF COMPANY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634126
But WHERE is all this never happening? Inside a sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634196
I'm going to lick a brown alp in front of the rest of the alp crew

gonna lick her like a lollipop and make the rest of the alps jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634127
>Each cuff is about eight inches long is lined with a special, magical adhesive; they will keep her tail firmly anchored to the ceiling but come off just like any normal cuff
>You stop every so often to fasten the next cuff as you descend the ladder until finally, you are on the ground again
>The final cuff is perpendicular to the others, and is connected to the rather long leg-rest of the chair
>The Ryu's tail is fully suspended in the from the ceiling, but her human torso reclines comfortably in the leather armchair
>You grin as you admire how helpless the ceiling-harness is making the Ryu; all she can do is weakly jerk her tail to and fro in the thick, leather cuffs
>"Feel ok?"
>She nods, smiling a bit in anticipation
>"Good!"
>You collapse the ladder and lean it against the wall before walking over and throwing your leg over your waifu's lap
>She blushes a bit as you straddle her, but her gaze never strays from yours
>You feel the fairly hot metal of Eris's chastity belt brush against your butt as you make yourself comfortable
>She must be painfully aware of your naked body slowly grinding against the belt, millimeters away from her aching pussy
>Grinning, you wrap your arms around her and kiss her deeply
>The Ryu moans a bit before greedily returning your kiss
>Her lust seems to have spiked; her rough, reptilian tongue slides in and out of your mouth as he lips ferociously grip and massage yours
>You can feel her tongue sliding deeper as it slowly teases the back of your tongue and your palate
>Years of this type of kissing had fully erased your gag reflex
>You pull the Ryu's head closer as the forked tips of her delicious tongue tickle your uvula
>She moans deeply as her muscle pushes deeper down your throat, desperate for some sort of way to release the longing slowly building inside of her
>You can't help but moan yourself as you deepthroat your waifu's thick tongue
>Her saliva mixes with yours as you share several passionate minutes of kissing

[Anonymous No.]

You arrive home, late as usual, from the tedium you call work. Beads of sweat roll down your forehead as you fumble with the key to your door. As you make your way inside your house, you take every step with meticulous caution. Wouldn't want to wake HER up, after all.

Tip-toeing across the hardwood floor, you reach the door to your bed room. As your sweat-drenched hand reaches for the knob, something slimy prods your neck.

"Late again? Are you trying to avoid me?"

The frozen stiff shell of your body contains the panicked screaming inside of you. Shaking off the frost in your joints, you turn to face your assailant. Staring at your terrified expression, she hungrily pins you to the door by your shoulders.

"So, you WERE trying to avoid me." Her serpentine tongue slides out of her mouth. "Why ith that?"

Your words are interrupted by brief gasps as her slimy, warm tongue climbs up the leg of your pants, caressing your thigh.

"Tho thweaty. You tathte tho dewithiouth."

Heat stirs within your groin. Your rock-hard erection rubs against the fabric of your under wear. You shoot her a submissive glance, asking, begging to be stroked by her tongue.

Instead, she e retracts her tongue, and brings herself closer to you, wedging a knee between your thighs.

"Don't you know how thirsty I've been? Why do you keep coming home late? You made me addicted to your sweat. Take responsibility, onii-chan."


Moral of the story: don't let your adopted sister take advantage of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634213
>don't let your adopted sister take advantage of you.
Wait, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634204
...yeah, sure, why not.

It's sticky and lewd enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634215
Because maintaining a good sleep schedule is very important!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634213
>Moral of the story: don't let your adopted sister take advantage of you.
I think you accidentally put an extra word in there. Here, I'll fix it:
Moral of the story: let your adopted sister take advantage of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634212
>Throatfucked by a Ryu
I didn't know I wanted this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634228
Monster nee-sans a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634198
kek. continue!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry my Onee-san! I want our marriage to be arranged at birth! I want to spend every night with my big Monster Girl Sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634235
But that was a monster imouto!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634198
>Realize that probably sounded terrible
>Anon doesn't even look scared or angry, just mildly surprised
>We stare at each other for a while, I'm freaking out the entire time trying to remember rape boot camp
>He looks over to his computer and sees I accidentally murdered him
>Looks back to me and asks "Did you do that?"
>Can only nod
>"Well then I guess you'll just have to repay me with your body."
>Brain can't even process what he just said, body just runs on autopilot as he leads me to the bed
>It suddenly hits me and I jump literally to the ceiling and start shaking
>'Y-y-y-y-y-you c-c-can't trick m-me that easily h-h-human! I-I know you're just pretending to-to like me. B-but I'll be sure to make you feel good!'
>Realize that sounds like some crappy line out of a porno and slowly lower myself back to the ground
>He's still just sitting on the bed with a blank expression
>Say sorry and begin to leave
>He grabs my arm and pulls me back, "You came here to rape me, I get that, and I'm perfectly fine with that. so lets do it.
>'B-b-but earlier you said you hated all bugs! N-not that I was listening from that tree or anything!'
>Again crappy porno dialog
>"Yeah, I said that because I thought saying I had arachnophobia would finally get you to rape me. You're really not good at hiding, I've seen you watching me pretty much since you started. Just been wondering why it took so long for you to rape me."
>His words keep short cirtiting my brain, a human boy who wants to be raped? This isn't like my porn at all!
>Proceed to have the most awkward 'rape' sex of all time
>Its mostly just him telling me how to be more dominant and aggressive
>Afterwards he explains how he's had a crush on me too, but really expected me to rape him, even started purposely leaving himself vulnerable so it would be easier
>Realize I couldn't even rape a willing rapebait
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot
>But at least mom wont yell at me any more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634198
>>13634249
Just kind of felt like writing this, sorry if it sucks, gonna go to sleep now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634249
Rapebait should work with Spidermom to help the Spider Girl build up her confidence and dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634241
If you want to be royalty, just say so mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634261
Royalty would be nice, but I value my Onee-san more! I just want to earn headpats from her and cuddled tightly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634212
>Eventually, you break from her; you lightly try to suck her tongue further as you push away from the Ryu
>Her tongue languidly slides out of your mouth and she sighs deeply with pleasure as you gently tease at the sensitive organ leaving your mouth with your own
>With a small, wet pop, Eris's tongue is finally free
>She doesn't pull it back into her own mouth though, instead she sits there, panting
>Her shoulders slump a little and her eyes are unfocused
>You wipe the remnants of your and her saliva from your face and reach over to a small cart at the side of the chair
>Before your waifu has a chance to see what you grabbed, you hide it behind your back
>"I think we need to clean that dirty tongue of yours a little bit. Look at this..."
>You point to the drool hanging off of the Ryu's tongue and dripping down her soft belly
>"W-what?"
>"You'll see... Open your mouth, my love."
>With a quizzical look, Eris opens her mouth wide for you
>Her pearly, pointed teeth shine in the sunlight and saliva glistens on her tongue
>"That's right..."
>You bring a large, unusual-looking metal ring gag out from behind your back
>It is mostly normal, except for the second, smaller ring connected to the first by four, inch-long metal rods
>Eris pales a little, but her mouth stays open
>You gently fit the double ring gag around her tongue and slowly slide it into her mouth
>The small ring eventually comes to rest at the base of her tongue, while the larger ring sits comfortably between her teeth
>You lift the Ryu's still braided hair out of the way and buckle the gag tightly behind her head
>"Aaaahh?"
>You grin as she tries to pull her tongue back into her mouth
>Try as she might, the small metal ring lightly hugging the base of her tongue makes all her efforts useless
>"Aaaaaaahhhh! Aaah aaahh!"
>The surprised and frustrated noises Eris makes as her long, serpentine tongue dangles limply out of the ring gag are just too cute
>"Now then..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634249
Pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634249
Good stuff.
Keep up the writing.

[Anonymous No.]

M-m-my lord! Should I pursue Lu Bu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634245
Yes but his point is still valid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634293
Bitch, what did I tell you about pursuing Lu Bu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634297
That when binding a tiger, one must bind tightly?

[Anonymous No.]

"Rape Ape!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634261
Not him, but that's what I want.
Incestuous royal marriages make my dick happy, especially those rare occasions where the girl is the older one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634298
Wrong, wrong WRONG!
It was, "Do not pursue Lu Bu!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634302
Serial Apist.
>>13634305
Because he has Red Hare and his Trident Halberd, gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634265
>You direct your attention to the arms of the leather chair
>Your waifu's claws rest on them lightly, and she makes no effort to resist as you gently hold her left arm down and reach for one of the thick straps at the side of the chair
>You tighten the first strap around her wrist, and the second around her arm just below her elbow
>Leaning forward a bit, you fasten the third and final strap around her upper arm just below her armpit and repeat the whole process with her right arm
>"aaaannhhh..."
>Eris grunts a little through her gag as she tugs and pulls at the straps to test them
>They hold her just fine; you made sure to get the same strengthening and reinforcing enchantments on everything in the room
>You reach around the Ryu's midriff and buckle her torso to the chair as well
>There we go! All tight and snug. You doing okay, my love?"
>"Aaaahaahh!"
>She nods
>The way the ring gag amplifies and accentuates every sound that comes out of her mouth is just perfect
>You pick up a small toothbrush from the tray and your waifu's eyes widen as she sees the green plastic tool in your hand
>"Let's get to cleaning, mmm?"
>"Hhhhrmmmhhh."
>Her tongue flips and sways adorably as Eris tries to reply to you
>You carefully squeeze the tip of her tongue between your thumb and index finger and dip the toothbrush in a cup of water that sits on the tray
>Time to get to work.
>Slowly at first, you begin to tease the soft bristles of the toothbrush along the Ryu's long, rough tongue
>"Aaaarrrhhh... aaaaaahh... aaanhh..."
>She moans beautifully with each stroke of the brush
>You start to speed up a bit, making sure to scrub firmly at every bit of your waifu's helpless tongue
>"AAHhhaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaAAHhhhh..."
>Her adorable noises increase in volume as the toothbrush mercilessly teases her
>Saliva flows over your hand as the she drools; it's getting herder to maintain your grip now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634303
It's an oddly rare plot that hasn't been used by any of our writefags that I can recall. Royal life is all about deception, politics, and backstabbing though. A lot of effort for some simple sister dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634293
>>13634297
>The Demon Lord never invaded Zipangu and focused solely on diplomacy and "assassination"
>She says it's because they are a peaceful people, it's inhabitants kind
>In reality it's because Lu Bu would lay waste to all her forces if she tried anything serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634302
Tie you to the radiator and Ape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634302
N-No please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634313
>A lot of effort for some simple sister dicking.
This. Political intrigue a shit.

>>13634316
Why do people suck Lu Bu's dick?
>Although Lü Bu is described in historical and fictional sources as an exceptionally mighty warrior, he was also notorious for his temperamental behaviour. He switched allegiances erratically and freely betrayed his allies, and had been noted for his poor planning and management skills. He was constantly suspicious of others and could not control his subordinates. All these factors ultimately led to his downfall.
Dude sounds like a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634325
That's why he's only That One Boss in literally Stage 2 of every Dynasty Warriors game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634313
It's also odd that nobody has taken advantage of later pharaohs all marrying their sisters to keep the bloodline pure. It practically writes itself.
You could even add conflict by having Apophis NTR her by abducting and raping her brother-husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634331
>TFW with Mamono Mana all the bad reasons that follow incest are no longer valid
Time to keep my bloodline pure with my Onee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634325
>Exceptionally mighty warrior with a notoriously temperamental behavior

That's the reason you fear the Lu Bu.

Because he'll kill you ded better than anyone else.

He's the Japanese Achilles, where instead of a physical point like a heel his downfall is because he's terrible with people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634346
>He's the Japanese Achilles
Chinese Achilles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634346
He's just a sword with no sheathe tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634311
>You continue to tickle and massage the moaning Ryu's poor, sensitive tongue for a long time
>She thrashes around in her restraints, but the enchanted leather cuffs barely let her move an inch
>Her chastity belt and chastity bra clink and clatter softly as she struggles, desperately trying to pull her tongue away from your intense, loving teasing
>When her thrashing finally becomes too much, you relent and set the toothbrush aside
>"There... Now your tongue is all clean."
>You are panting a little, but it is nothing compared to the ragged, overloaded breaths of the Ryu in front of you
>Her serpentine tongue is red and raw; you can swear it is glowing a little
>Maybe it's just the sunlight.
>Either way, you unbuckle the ring gag and gently pull it from Eris's mouth
>"You okay, my love?"
>Her tongue gratefully slithers back into her mouth, and she remains silent for a bit
>"Y-y-yethh... I'm okay..."
>You stifle a giggle; Eris's lisp is adorable
>"I'm glad."
>You pat her on the head lovingly and she weakly smiles back at you
>"Thhhat felt good, my love... Thhhank you."
>You grin
>So adorably kinky...
>You jump and nearly lose your balance in your waifu's lap as she gives her tail a singe, strong jerk
>With a crash, her still cuffed tail falls to the floor as the bolt in the ceiling breaks
>Welp.
>You had completely forgotten to fortify that part with magic
>The Ryu grins slyly at you
>"You knew, huh."
>She nods
>Whatever. The harness had served it's purpose
>You yawn a bit; even though it's a little after noon, you are extremely tired
>Eris yawns as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634293
No, that's too dangerous.
The safest option is to move in and kill Diaochan, as she is the weakest link in their line of defense.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a dog-girl waifu react if she came home to find you in the kitchen, slathering your erect penis with peanut-butter?

[Anonymous No.]

Boo!]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634360
Depends what kind of wolfu she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634361
Don't do that to me anon, I nearly had a heart attack! Too spooky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634357
>"C-can we jutht thleep here? I'm too tired to get up..." she says
>"Of course!"
>The Ryu smiles as you free her claws and arms
>You can feel your strength fading fast as you curl up in your lap
>Your waifu yawns again as she tenderly wraps her arms around you, embracing and supporting you with her great strength
>Despite your dominant role in your relationship, you are perfectly content to sleep in Eris's arms
>Sometimes you just wanted to be the little spoon
>"Sleep well Eris. I love you."
>Yes love... I love you too."
>The two of you sleep there together for several hours, cuddled together in the leather bondage chair

That's it for tonight mates. I'm definitely starting to like this one a lot better. More to come later.

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/0mjG9fsk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634321
Ape you all for decades and decades and decades...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
Size of residence: Medium
Education of Master: Currently STEM in college
Current employment: None
Personality of Master: Happy with rapid mood swings to anger
Hobbies of Master: Fitness, cooking, gardening, video games
Dating or Married: Neither
Favorite personalities: Yandere
Least favorite personalities: None
Favorite body type: None
least favorite body types: One eyed
Favorite type of Monstergirl: None
Prefered age: Same age as me
Arachnophobia: No
Specific dislikes/notes: I'm really bad at expressing emotions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634368
Thought this was gonna be a short greentext and instead we get a ryu dicking saga. Was nice, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634368
Looking forward to seeing it finished, so I can read it fully. I read the first little bit the other day and then realized it might turn out to be pretty long, so I stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634402
Heh, that's what I think almost every time I set out to write.

>>13634403
I can't wait to finish it either! I'm pretty sure ti'll last at least two more greentexting sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit, read Alp's stuff and now I want to write but I need to get to bed right away. Fuck you Alp, you glorious bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634418
Nice try Alp. Go write more of that whore centipede why don't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634422
Actually I'm Nyan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634425
Cheesenugget please stop getting dirt on my name.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that centaurs are only good when they are pic tier. Anything lower is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634431
Too bad, I like you and there is nothing you can do about it.
No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Dragons so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634432
Z-ton has to do a lamia doujin at some poiont.
He just has to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634435
Fine. Then I'll just not do the stuff I was going to do and instead just sit in front of the computer on a beautiful summer day and write that Dark Elf update someone asked for. Happy?
>>13634437
Because their burning love can manifest itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634437
I'd a Rainbow Dragon, yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634437
I want to give her three cute daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634422
>whore centipede
Virgins can't be whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634445
>masturbates while holding a strangers hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634066
Depends, is this before or after she put me in a room with six ushi-onis and took all of their seals off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634448
I don't think you know what a whore is. She's obviously just a grade-A pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634138
I'll be part of your crew, cap'n!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634439
You're not going to show me up Alp! I'll have something written before that update is ready, you mark my words!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634456
Oh? How far are you in on yours? I've got... 271 words down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634302
Would she be able to husbando Donkey Kong?

What if she had a banana hoard as tribute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634302
She can expand my dong any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634460
I...still use wordpad and can't tell, but I count 70 lines of varying length from single words to paragraphs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634474
Okay you'll probably win. But even if you post your update before I post mine, I can always say that we were saving best for last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634476
Well of course, you are the better writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634478
This has to stop before it turns into a circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634484
Going to bed then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065

Probably don't even qualify, but what the hell...

>Size of residence: Varies, work has me moving around a lot.
>Education of Master: Trade School, certified welder and experience with track construction and operating cranes and heavy machinery.
>Current employment: Railway.
>Personality of Master: Admittably gruff and abrasive, with a bit of sarcasm thrown in for good measure. Soft spot for animals and kids.
>Hobbies of Master: Vidya, reading, driving around aimlessly, hiking, camping, walking down to the pub and having a pint.
>Dating or Married: Neither
>Favorite personalities: Tomboy, thugdere, maybe a little rough around the edges with a big heart. Someone with personality, with flaws and a sense of humour about those flaws, who I can unwind and have a good time with.
>Least favorite personalities: Stuffy types; Ojousamas, tsunderes, overbearingly bossy types. Also not much for the 'delicate, perfect little flower' trope ad yanderes scare the shit outta me.
>Favorite body type: Tall (though that's pretty easy, because I'm a bit of a manlet), matured/busty, athletic/toned is a plus, though I don't mind soft/chubby either. Girls with unusual skin colour, or just being dark-as-all-fuck do weird things to my pants-parts.
>least favorite body types: Loli.
>Favorite type of Monstergirl: Ogre, Kakuen, Salamander and, oddly enough, Kejourou, too.
>Prefered age: I'm 24 and've always had a thing for women older than me. Take that and run with it.
>Arachnophobia: No. But those house-centipede things but a chill down my spine something fierce.
>Specific dislikes/notes: I hate cheese. Hate it. I can eat it on pizza and garlic bread for some reason, but I can't stand the taste of it otherwise. Hell, I can't even be in the same room as someone making mac 'n cheese without gagging from the smell alone.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a fairy to follow me around and yell things like "Hey!" "Look!" "Listen!" "Watch out!"

[Anonymous No.]

Scutigera oomukade when?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Unicorn's ...a best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634493
Best horsepussy maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634490
I want a Dragonfly Girl to follow me around and come between me an dangerous things, shielding me from damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634497
>not nightmares

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634493
I just noticed that she has some intense fucking ear hair going on there. Got damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634502
It's a horse-ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634501
I forgot about those. You're right, second best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634497
All horsepusy is best horsepussy. Sad thing pegasus don't exist, or sea horses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634473
hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUm8kwme7TE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634507
No, I know that, I'm talking about the fuzzy braided stuff IN her ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634473
Missed the ornament on the right foot again, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634487
>>13634491

Goddammit, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634517
I think that's just a braid running past the back of the ear, anon.
But even if it were braided ear-hair, fluff of all kinds if a charm point for beasts!

[Anonymous No.]

And so starts another chapter of Vertex, with even more clunky, 80's teen movie dialogue.

http://pastebin.com/sVxjK6gF

[Anonymous No.]

Babies! Lots of babies! 100 babies! With a Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634564
>100 Wurm babies always following you around.
>Pick up a rock and announce, "Whoever gets the shiny gets extra cuddles!"
>Pretend to throw the rock.
>They all dash in the direction you "threw" it.
>You run the opposite way.
>Hide somewhere.
>You need rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634572
>100 nearly indestructible bundles of tears stuck in city infrastructure
You wouldn't do that, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634572
Fuck that. I love my little Wurms. Even if I have to hire several Kikimoras and Holstaur wetnurses just to take care of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634579
>Marry '100 babies' Wurm
>Her 'job' is digging around in her tunnel network, bringing up huge ass gemstones
>Buy a big mansion and hire a bunch of Kikis and Holsts to help raise the Wurmlings
Everything went better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634564
100 Wurm babies drinking Powerthirst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634584
But I don't want my kids deported to Kenya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634583
This is wonderful. Somebody write about it!
>Millionaire Wurm who also fights crime as the Super Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never work at a specially-built, fortified orphanage for young Wurms.
>You will never cook for, teach, play and read bedtime stores to young Wurms all while a colossal set of power-armour that keeps you safe from potentially lethal Wurm cuddle-piles, like what happened to your buddy 'Wheels'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634597

>while wearing*

Oh wow, it's not even 7:30 yet and I'm already drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634596
>Super Wurm gets captured by villain
>Husband shows up to save her
>Villain laughs. After all, if they can capture Super-Wurm, what chance does a human have
>Husband brought 100 Wurm babies
>They all get on husband
>Husband now has Wurm-powered power armor
>Beats the tar out of the villain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634599
>Baby Wurm suit
What the hell, why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634502
>>13634517
It's hard to tell...

>>13634501
>>13634508
>Implying those dream invading whores are better than Unicorns

Anon, plz. They can't even help you go to sleep like the nice sheep lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633705
>How do I get rid of these creatures that are mostly water in a clean and efficient manner?
>I know! I'll heat them until their insides have literally turned into high-pressure steam trapped inside a bag that is their skin, in an open pan!

>I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632519
It sort of lacked impact

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634617
>white magic caster attached to a horse
>mind magic caster attached to a horse
Nightmares draw from a better school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634609
You gotta make sure to make mecha noises as you approach with your Wurm-daughteru armor.

>KSHH KSHH KSHH KSHH

Maybe reference some Liberty Prime.

"MONSTERGIRL LIBERATION IS IMMINENT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634641
"Sword!"
>"Sowd!"
And then you slap them upside the head with a Wurm tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633023
>The dust stirs as the shield girl puts her arms up and tanks a blow from a baphomet plaguing the good people
>Sword girl ducks around, and her arm morphs into a blade and she sticks it into the demon's side as she recoils from the blow
>Paladin is in the back ground air-fighting with girls hanging off him, giving justice speeches all the while and pretending to get hurt when his shield is hit
>He stands triumphant as the sunlight beams down on him
>He flicks blood off his invisible sword
>His girls roll their eyes, and the shield hops on his back. He walks with his arm over his swordgirl, her arms around his hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634640
>Better school

That's debatable. Especially since /a/sshats all play white magic Healsluts in video games like the Alps they are.

What's not debatable is how a normal human man can capture and train a Nightmare because they are so woefully pathetic that they can't fend off an awake human.

Also a Bi-Corn would wield White and Dark magic. Which is pretty bullshit from a balancing standpoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634474
>I still use wordpad
Haha. Get back to writing nyanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634658
>being a mage
>not being a tank

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634680
Are you from one of those crazy "everyone gets to be a barbarian" parties?
Well, don't come crying when you need an arm reattached or a glacier dropped on something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634658
I once played a healer necromancer, which horsepussy should I train under?

[Anonymous No.]

So do you guys actually care about finished stories? Or are you cool with just reading what comes out update at a time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634680
We aren't talking about our own class, we're talking about our waifu's class. And if you're a tank, a healer is objectively better adventuring partner than a pvp-focused support like nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634684
>implying I won't launch the glacier by casting fist on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634689
Hecarim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634690
A lot of stuff is unfinished. It usually isn't an issue as long as the updates are long enough to be worth reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634699
What do you consider to be long enough to be worth reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634689
Bi-Corn I guess.

Unless you could find something fucking crazy like a slutty Priest turned Necromancer human girl that's transformed into a Bi-Corn by a Lilim.

Though >>13634695 might work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634690
It depends. If it's by someone I think wont fuck it up somehow, then I'll read update based things. Otherwise it's pretty rare that I bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634701
At least 100 lines or so on pastebin, but it depends. Writefags that do wall-of-text style can get away with less since it's denser.

[Anonymous No.]

I survived the night with the skunk about., though i cant smell anything at the moment

here, have a slime

[Anonymous No.]

Aww shit, Saruman died. Now I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634701
Not him, but something worth of 15-20 minutes of reading at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634733
Isn't that a bit much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634737
It is for me, but I read fast. 20 minutes of reading for me would be like captain's bigger one-shots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634737
Well maybe, I read slow and usually look aside once or twice, that must have meddled with my perception.

A 10 minute-long piece would be enough for an update, or say 8 minutes if measured by speeding through it, but that's getting to the minimum.

It's not like I spit and ignore everything else. If it really catches me I'll agree on whatever conditions the writer imposes. But it's certainly not something one should abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634765
There's no way I'll make an update that long. Have a Pegasus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634765
Cool, good to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634772
I'm going to fuck that bird-horse-woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634732
RIP Christopher Lee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634772
Lets be real here. How fuck huge would that horse's wingspan have to be to support the weight of 3/4 a horse and half a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634732
Shit man, I didn't get what you meant at first. Well, he'll be missed.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't chase me, I definitely don't want to be caught!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634796
Substantial.

>>13634772
Unicorn Pegasus is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634824
You know what we need? A monstergirl version of the Hiroshima bomb.

Fatman-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you mix protein powder into your Wurmlets' formula and make an army of strongfat Wurm babies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634818
Not even if I reach... Unsung status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634818
Chasing is for losers, tripwire nets and tranquillizer darts should do the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634839
>an army of strongfat Wurm babies
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634848
You want to see my hips writhing as I try to escape from a tight net? You pervert!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634818
Alright, I guess I wont. I mean, what kind of villain would chase someone who clearly stated they didn't want it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634849
I think so, Anon, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.

[Anonymous No.]

Pinky and the brain with a Lich and her NecroWurm assistant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634870
>Gee Elaine, what are we gonna do tonight?
>Same thing we do every night Wurmy, try to take over the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634796
Magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634870
NecroWurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634926
1 dead Wurm-chan + Lich magic = 1 NecroWurm-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634931
So she's just a no-good dead Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634926
I was going to say BoneWurm, but I figured that was too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634944
She's not dead anymore.

>>13634952
Oh I'd give her a bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634931
How does a Wurm die in the first place though? Does she just sort of go to sleep and forget to wake up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634957
She ran so fast her body couldn't keep up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634952
>>13634956
>>13634957
I bet she stinks worse than an Oomukade now that she'd Undead.
>>13634961
You mean slithered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634962
No, running. Why the hell do you think her body couldn't keep up? It had no legs. But the spirit has no restrictions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634968
I keep forgetting how awesome our Wurm friends can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634957
>I know this is sort of a touchy subject when I bring people back to life but...
>How exactly did you die Ms. Wurm?

>I forgot to eat~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634980
God dammit, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633874
Nigga, are you the one requesting that in the /v/ drawthreads?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sail my ship down a river when it gets stuck in a trap consisting of several slime girls clogging up the river to capture some men!

Or alternatively, one giant slime girl clogging up the river.

[Anonymous No.]

>For the last few days your centaur waifu has been acting strange.
>At night when you two sleep she lets out long moans and sighs that keep you up, and during the day the usual pride she has up to refrain her from showing her passionate side is let down with her grabbing your hands and making comments about your body being soft, warm, and comforting.
>Everytime she looks at you her face blushes red. she begins to sweat, and move in place as way to distract herself.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635015
Take her to the doctor obviously.

What a silly question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635015
Sell her to the factory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635015
bounce dem titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635015
Wait until she is asleep then slip my dick into her mouth and gently rub the back of her head to trigger her rooting reflex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634980
I can top that.
>I died so I could train in the afterlife and fight the evil Selkies, Nappy and Veggie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635015
What is fucking her in the horse pussy.

I'll take Potent Potables for 1000.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632065
>Size of residence: 2 bed 1 1/2 bathrooms
>Education of Master: Graduated from Rutgers University in Turf Management. Class of 2012.
>Current employment: Assistant head groundskeeper of a triple a baseball team
>Personality of Master: funny, outgoing, a bit of a tryhard sometimes, needs help reigning himself
>Hobbies of Master: baseball, music, video games
>Dating or Married: Single
>Favorite personalities: ara ara, onee-san, dumbdere
>Least favorite personalities: there are no bad personalities
>Favorite body type: as long as she's cute, it's fine, she doesn't have to be perfect
>least favorite body types: see above
>Favorite type of Monstergirl: no ropers, mantangos, or parasite slimes
>Prefered age: older than 30
>Arachnophobia: No
>Specific dislikes/notes: must love dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635122
This dangerous narcotic is derived from the venom of a Lamia subspecies and is known to cause a darkening of the Sclera.

[Anonymous No.]

>if a man gets mamono mana he turns into a woman
is it possible then that monstergirls have been conceiving boys all along but demonic energy keeps turning them all into women?
note that this isn't them getiing that stuff off of the air or sex or shit like that, but when they start producing it themselves as alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633834

Well she's supposed to be one of the donut steel Dire Wolves iirc.

I only skimmed through it because i'm a faggot who calls everything that's extreme haram. That and pseudo-penis on Gnolls are a giant fucking turn off. Not even D&D female Gnolls have that shit. Instead they have cunts that will literally milk the seed out of you and spawn bastard Half-Gnolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635149
They also have Ellen Degeneres dyke hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635142
What is Apophis Venom.

Non-MGE Monsters for 200 please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635147
Go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635149
>Responding to a 10 hour old post
Jesus Christ Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635156
Oooh, no, sorry.
Anon, you have a chance to steal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635147
how can boys be real if mamono aren't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635161
What is Blackeye

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora green text from yesterday compiled and ready.
Enjoy.
http://pastebin.com/fqcdazZy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635180
You're doing god's work, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635180
Hey, pastebin is fixed. Nice. And thanks for making that story better, Average. Granted, I didn't even read the post that inspired all that stuff, because the picture implied sadness anyway, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635184
>>13635187

My pleasure, glad you guys liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635192
I think you missed the part where the master meets the kiki, it's cut.

God bless the kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634192
sooo, how about a remake of das Boot, except the whole crew (or most of it) is now Nereid Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635160
There's nothing wrong with responding to old posts. This isn't a chatroom.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use wonderland fruits to pass through MG-populated areas unmolested and spy on the demon lord's forces!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635204
Nice catch, I went back and fixed it.
Looks like the touchpad on my laptop clicked the middle of that part when I pasted.
Should be fixed now.

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby cheshires for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

Skinny Cheshires for teasing and dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

Mono-eyes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635245
...I don't even want to bully that

[Anonymous No.]

Cyborg Cheshires for fucking shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli cheshires for dressing in bellhop uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635245
Reminds me of that really obscure Ghost Rider villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635147

>If a man gets mamano mana he turns into a woman

That isn't even how forced conversion even works. If there's enough mana forced into his body to where his own Spirit cannot compensate, then yes. He will Alp/Incubize ludicrously fast. Alps can apparently become other monstergirls, but that just makes you go "What the fuck, KC".

>>13635160

I was at work, dicklick.

>>13635151

Would re-invent a Gnoll as an MG but can't due to the stigma against them thanks to that one story.

>>13635180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc

>Credit goes to the Anon who started it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635240
>>13635242
>>13635250
>>13635254
Memecats for being worst girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635271
>Link
I'm scared Anon, was it you who did that original depressing one?

[Anonymous No.]

Insane criminal Cheshire as a Joker-esque villain antagonist for superhero Wurm-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635275

Yes? You people already said "fuck you" a couple of times for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635276
Please.

Considering it's a Wurm we're dealing with, a good villain would need brains and intelligence, like Lich Luthor or something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635284
Oh, Ok.
Makes sense.
Well written but damn if it wasn't a downer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635284

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635289
>Lich Luthor
BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY NEW SOCIAL NETWORK, USING THE POWER OF OVER 9000 SKELETONS' COGNITIVE FACULTIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635300
Wait, if superwurm is superwurm, who is batman?
inb4 werebat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635276
>Insane Cheshire
Redundant

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl social media would be the worst, it'd just be picture of their husband's dicks and talking about rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635307
Bruce Wayne is Batman, gee whiz mistuh, you're not very smart, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13631895
I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635291

>Well-written

If you say so, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635284
>Sunshinefags dissing people for writing sad things
I've been told this before and thought it was just exaggeration, bit now I'm really seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635331
>>Sunshinefags

Opinion disregarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635333

SUN
SHINE
FAGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635319
There would be monstergirls trying to get men to send them nudes so they could spread them over the internet as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635331
What? Did you actually check the replies he got?
If you write something sad and it makes people sad then that's mission accomplished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635319
>>13635336

Just imagine radio stations

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635338
I was talking about the "fuck you's" rather than the "This made me sad" posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635319
>picture of their husband's dicks
For the Oni maybe. No decent girl is going to let others see her husband's dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635341
They're the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635339
>Monster girl DJ's interviewing random men
>Instead of music it's just the audio from the DJ raping the poor guy

Disgusting whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635320
WHO THE HELL IS BRUCE WAYNE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635348
That weirdo who keeps boytoys, you know, "Dick" and "Jason" and "Tim". Every time they grow too old he dumps them. I think he might be a pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635348
Green lantern

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634256
Yeah if I hadn't been so tired and if it weren't for the character limit I probably would have included that.
>>13634272
>>13634279
That's much more than I expected, thanks you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635351
No, pls stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635348
A reporter for the Daily Bugle.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna hold hands with a succubus in front of her family

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635348
ur mum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635356
Bruce and Dick slept in the same bed in the early comics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632980
Personally, that would be awesome to see expanded.

...which once again leaves me wondering why I'm such a slut for dystopian settings and darker undertones. I should be into this for hugbox, goddamit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635348
John Galt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635360
I'm not listening
I can't hear you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635370
Do you think Dick showed off his acrobatics skills in the bedroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635348
Hal please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635358
but that would embarrass her

[Anonymous No.]

So what are your honest opinions about Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635393
I want to hug one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635393
They're pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635393
I'm half dwarf so I hate them, but also want to impregnate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635393
Had been around for way too long for me to care about them in the monsterland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635393
The haughty 'we're the master race' ones deserve rape. All others hugs and cuddlefucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635393
>Insert meme rape here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635336
>>13635339

how about news posts about the new 'controversial' app that lets monstergirl track a guy's rape history.

"After investigation it was found that 78% percent of the monster part of the student body took part in this humiliating game of who rapes the most boys in the school. Players were required to upload pictures via the online app that proved their conquests, and competing clubs formed in attempt to win the game. Records subpoenaed from the hosting machine showed that one boy was raped 97 times in the space of a single month, after his little sister basically laid out his entire itinerary on his profile as well as the hiding location of spare keys to their apartment. When questioned about her motives she said admitted to wanting uncontested access to the latest video game console.

Once again it is obvious that video games endanger our youth."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635393
I'm jealous of their lifespan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635393

Ambivalent contrary to popular beliefs

[Anonymous No.]

Would I be able to prevent MGs from raping me if I put up harem MC levels of density?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635393
Every time i see an elf i want to molest cute knife ears.

Bonus points if it's delicious chocolate elf like in your pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635393
I want to be doted on by a vanilla elf onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635403
I bet a male game dev posted that. Fuck them, they try to ruin gaming for all the girls with their social justice crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635407
They'll just trick you into thinking it's something innocent, like exercise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635407
don't see how.

It works for harem MC's because girls keep waiting on him to willingly pick and pursue them.

A rapist monster girl wouldn't care about that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to befriend a MG so others think we are a couple and I don't get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635393

I want to wet-willy a haughty Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635440
You could just git gud, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635440
>I want to befriend a MG
>I don't get raped
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635322
>inklings can only come about after humans become extinct`

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635445
But if you git gud you become a challenge to the MG's
>>13635446
It would be an elf, they don't rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635449
Good, Inklings a shit.

Just like Splatoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635415
Seriously, if male gender in MG world had become what female is in ours today I'd either commit sudoku or go on a fucking human rampage after bequeathing all of my property to Ushi-Onis Sans Frontiers Inc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635398
Girls can't impregnate girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635450
>not becoming a challenge
But how else will you become even stronger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635452
But women have it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635450
>they don't rape
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635455
Dwarves have males, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635460
Yes, the nearly non-existant dwarven men that are even rarer that elven men who are even rarer that hen's teeth,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635458
Anon women here are more oppressed then even the worst Monster Girl story can oppress men in it because the oppression on women here is real and not a sexual fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635459
Elves can't rape we all know that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635466
This. Don't forget there are actual misogynists in this thread who wouldn't mind seeing human women die out. Honestly this whole fetish has this problem throughout the community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635276
>>13635289
>>13635300
Super Wurm belongs to me!

Do you hear, she's mine! MINE!

Hhahhaha....if I can't keep her interested with my love and stolen money then maybe I just need to clear the streets of crime!

Yes...yes that's it! I'll clean the streets of these disgusting villains so she can give up this crime fighting business and we can be together forever!

I'll be the Hero this city needs and she'll never know it was me behind the mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635466
>>13635483
>>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635484
Damn it Jason. Even though you get shit done, killing isn't the way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635466
>>13635483
Can't tell if joke, bait, or just retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635484
Good luck dealing with those professional heist-vixens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635467
and then anon was a raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635488
>>13635491
whine9k goofy goober pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635483
Sounded awfully militant there, but you do raise a valid point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635493
What is their group named? Something silly like 'Chicken hounds'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635466
>>13635483

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635489
>killing isn't the way!

What are you a faggot?

Killing is the greatest way to solve any of your problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635483
Monstergirls can do almost everything a human woman can do, and do it better. Only idiots and xenophobes would choose humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635498
White knight pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635505
They don't use names. They're pros.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635512
See, this is another major problem with not just Monster Girls, but media in general. They raise expectations to obscene unreachable levels that normal women cannot reach, and that leads to situations like Japan where the men refuse to marry because their women "aren't like my perfect anime how can I be happy with her?" I want more Monster Girl stories showing Monster Girls as oppressed by society, and perhaps exploring how we as a society can demean and dehumanize women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635512
Which means they can crusade against the patriarchy better as well. They can claim affection, only to rob you of your stuff and cry rape if you resist better.

...and pardon me while I drink some bleach for spouting such an idiotic rant. Sometimes playing the devil's advocate has it's ugly moments.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find the palest elf and the darkest elf and hug both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635515
Smart. They wouldn't even tie up and sexually abuse a pesky security guard, would they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635524
I'd like a story about a man being really sexist scum, constantly flirting with women and trying to feel them up, and then get beaten up by a Monster Girl, like a Ushi-Oni, who beats him up and so he learns to treat women with fucking respect.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck i have a sunburn, which MG would be best at making me feel better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635524
>implying women aren't the most coddled/privileged people in the first world
Top kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635545
Aloe slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635493

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635544
I'd like a story where the tumblr scum goes back to their own site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635547
Oh god that sounds amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635549

>Jason Todd

Don't you have a dinner date with a crowbar?

[Anonymous No.]

>Recent Hobby and Toy show in Japan
>MegaHouse section of the show
>There's a cut-out where you can stick your head in, and have Miia's tail wrapping around it
A sign that MegaHouse might be making MM figures in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635524
Kek
>>13635544
>monster girl
>hurting a man
>not just raping him
Top kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635551
>Point out legitimate problems with the threads behavior and treatment to a group of people
>"Tumblr pls go"
Alright, I'll come back when you're ready to have a mature discussion on why some of your behavior is questionable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635544
>muh feminist revenge fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635565
I'm legitimately laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635565
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635546
This. They cry oppression, but if anything they're privileged because of their crying wolf. If a man says something against them, they're demonized; reverse the genders, and the attacker is empowered instead.
>>13635565
And yours isn't? Since when is misandry...since when is hatred in general ever justified?

>get spell-check error on 'misandry'
Even my computer is tainted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635483
>waaa! I can't handle the bantz, waaa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635576
>since when is hatred in general ever justified?
To be fair, you're on 4chan.

>get spell-check error on 'misandry'
I know, right? It's weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, have I got big news for you all! Christopher Lee died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635557
No, I have a dinner date reservation with Super Wurm.

Unfortunately we're both pre-occupied...though I have a feeling we'll both end up coming to dinner late.

Quite convenient both of us being in the Hero racket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635586
You're probably right. Something about the internet in general makes it a hotbed for misanthropy and all forms of jerkassery.

Anyway, this is getting away from the monster girls.

>>13635590
Feel like watching Horror of Dracula now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635590
Yeah we know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635565

>Implying women in the first world even have nearly as many problems as "muh soggy knees" tumblrites would have people believe

Got a chuckle and a reply out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635590
It's a shame, I heard about it.
What does Christopher Lee have to do with Crow Tengus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635459
What's that? Elf Immobilizing Cuddle Tecnique? This is one of my oldest fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635493
>You'll never run heists in MGC and remind them what REAL crime is like.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek_EVouA-CI

Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to force an elf to rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633926
>>13633929
Seconded thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635625
A Dark Elf right? I want to help lead a chubby Dark Elf who's unconfident with her body and encourage her to dom me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635625
I want to reverse-rape a dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635631
nope a nice pale elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633173
Was .less most likely inebriated when taking these requests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635636
Then sorry, then you're not mah nigga. Dark Elves are the best elves. pale are worse.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest and tease a dark elf and then sully her proud body and take away her chasteness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635645
Superior taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635643
A nice creamy elf m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635645
>Dark Elf
>Chaste
Hoho. That's a funny one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635565
lets make an appointment

will be ready for the convo around 17:00 Est, June 07, 2815 looking forward to hearing you out

[Anonymous No.]

wanna hug a haughty vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635669
gonna hug a haughty vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635565
>Mature discussion
>About questionable behavior
>On 4chan

Either you're the newest newfag ever, or a troll who desperately needs a new shtick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635625
I want to tease and blue ovary a monstergirl during her mating season so she loses control and jumps me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635625
>>13635675
I want to wear all red around a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635669
>>13635671
Yesterday you said the same thing, so JUST

DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

I want my vampire waifu to almost kill me while feeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635680
Alright, please direct me to the haughtiest vampire who needs hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635679
I want to attach a vibrator to a Ryu's reverse scale!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635680
Shia pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635673
back to pre-derailment question posed:

would guys in MG world become tumblerinas due to the assumed privilege of being a wanted resource

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635691
Most people here already act like that already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635691
Male tumblrinas already exist, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635669
>Anon has a proud and haughty Vampire waifu
>He always makes sure to bring her back down to earth when her head gets a little too big
>At a parent teacher conference for their daughter
>She failed her civics class
>"My daughter does not fail! You will change her grade or I'll turn you all into my slaves and MAKE you change her grade!"
>Anon reaches into his pocket and pulls out a ziploc bag with a piece of garlic in it
>Opens the bag and pops it into her mouth in a single motion
>Finishes the rest of the meeting with the teachers himself while his wife paws at him with a dopey smile on her face and occasionally slurs out "I love youuuuuu"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635688
I want to get a boner while hugging a Yeti!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635686
But then she would try to drive you away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635691
I think it'd be the inverse with human boys trying to milk privilege, and Bonnet Tippers white knighting then and trying to stop Human Boy rape.

As a hopeful Rapebait I pray that the authorities are able to stop this and ensure our youth grows up knowing that Monster Girls raping men is completely A OK. The Lilim is your friend, she fights for your happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635697
sounds cute, but really how the fuck did she fail civics

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635686
>Vampire waifu adores the taste of your blood
>Gets too caught up in embracing and feeding you one day
>Doesn't snap out of her reverie until you're nearly gone
>Is absolutely horrified by what she's done
>Nearly starves herself over the next few days/weeks as she focuses entirely on nursing you back to health
>Is incredibly ginger and careful with you
>When you finally allow, insist really, that she feed from you again to stop herself from starving, she is beyond hesitant
>Despite her hunger, she doesn't lunge right for you, passionately feasting upon you to sate her deep hunger
>Instead she restrains herself, clinging to you cutely as she just barely nibbles at your neck, taking only tiny little suckles and licks of the short blood flow to stave off her hunger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635707
Because who honestly gives a fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635707
Her answers for questions about how government works were always to the effect of "Everyone serves me."
She takes after her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635710
Aww, that makes up for the almost being sucked dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635630
Rather than thanking, shouldn't you be reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635702
>The Lilim is your friend
Traitor pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635713
gonna have to get that boy she likes a bag of his own garlic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635691
Based upon the common mentality we regard MGs with, that is, they are extremely receptive to being openly desired, I doubt they'd develop such a counter-culture. A small minority perhaps, but nothing close as what we commonly associate with tumblrinas.

>>13635702
The first part seems more likely.
The second...well, to each their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635715
Take a compliment Alp, you cheap useless used whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635718
Look at this face. Does this look like the face of an enemy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635718
>>13635723
The Lilim is your friend, I want to massage her feet and be ordered to lick them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635728
I still don't hear any reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635714
She also wears a sexy nurse's uniform as she nurses you back to health.
She'll cook for you, feed you, bathe you, and do everything you ask to help you get healthy again after what she did.
You can hear her nightmarishly muttering apologies when she cuddles with you as she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635728
An accurate description of his characters.

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635735
>>13635737
Traitors, again, go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635740
Gotta make sure she knows we don't blame her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635694
>>13635695
>>13635702

one of the problems I always had with a world full of MGs was that it always seemed like interesting conflict wouldn't exist in the society, unless one wanted to go for the MG vs human conflict... and this would limit opportunities for an MC to distinguish himself in order to show himself to be 'deserving' of dream MGs.

But now I am thinking you guys are right - there would be tons of other guys who would basically be assholes about the whole thing.

A semi-satisfying hobby as a counter Monster Girl exploitation might serve that purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635745
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635735
>>13635745
>>13635744

COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON HUMANITY'S SOIL

HOLY FORCE ENGAGED

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW try to think of silly story ideas
>TFW they all devolve into smut scenes only, no characterization, no nothing
>Just two characters bumping uglies
>TFW the plateau grows higher

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635753
Try not thinking with your dick, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635745
Too bad, I'm going to clean this Lilim with my tongue and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635753
Don't allow your dick to take over your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635752
Hey a Lilim maid isn't traitorous

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635757
>>13635763
I'ts hard anons, the dick is too strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635758
Well, I'm gonna call her a slut and talk to the elf instead of her. And you can't stop me either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635735
say whatever you want, but I'd totally sniff the sweaty spats of a Lilim after a good workout.
Spats are justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635735
>Not Deruella
Throw it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635766
Assume direct control. You must fight it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635774
>wanting worst lilim
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635766
PUHTHETIC ANON

I HAVE SLAIN MANY HARDER FOES

TO THINK ONE WOULD SUCCUMB TO HIS OWN LUST LIKE A DISGUSTING ORC

ARE YOU A MAN OR A RAT?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635757
>Try not thinking with your dick
Fuckin' wot? Do you realize where you are, mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635770
Well then I'll call your Elf a useless prude who can't have fun, while I cuddle the Lilim and she simultaneously molests me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635753
alternately

>TFW when decided to write my own smut
>TFW when am bored of MG stories that are all plot and no 'plot'
>TFW when writing my very first story trying not to suck
>TFW when I start trying to think of setting, the characters the plot for my smut
>TFW when it takes 4 fucking days of spare time to get 5k words down
>TFW when I see that at this pace I won't get to my first smut scene for another 2 weeks
>TFW when I am afraid of creating exact type of story that I didn't want
>TFW when my boss decides that NOW is the time to set some deadlines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635781
Sasuga Traitor-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635771
I would too, if only to tease her before pulling them down and shoving my face into her crotch

[Anonymous No.]

What's going on in here

oh god

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635787
So? You're a pleb who licks feet. Your words mean nothing to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635792
I want to shove my face into every Monster Girl's crotch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635781
Yadda yadda sex yadda yadda muh dick this yadda yadda creampie that

Yeah yeah I do. I just don't spend my days thinking about what to dick each passing day 24/7 m80.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635792
>not shoving your face into her crotch while she still wears them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635778
>good military strategist
>a corrupter like Sauron
>her minions remain loyal and in service even after securing dick
Deruella is best lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a Tanuki to Israel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635807
But then I couldn't use my tongue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635797
Hey, I'm not a pleb! It takes a true man to love his waifu's feet and tenderly love them like any other part of her body! It's your elf who's a pleb, all she has are pointy ears! I bet she couldn't even rape you if she tried!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635809
>overpowered slut
>Hurr happiness
Just like all the lilims, she is still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635816
Not with that attitude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635818
>It takes a true man to love his waifu's feet
Yep, what a manly warrior you are.

>I bet she couldn't even rape you if she tried!
>Implying that's bad
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635819
>overpowered slut
This term sounds unsafe for some reason. Overpowered slut MGs ain't fucking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635819
>overpowered
Compared to other lilims who have their pocket dimensions for their magical realms Deruella seems really low on the power scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635809
I want to NTR Deruella's husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug vampire paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635831
Yep, like I said, lilims are OP garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635822
But with the spats in the way, I won't be able to go in deep as she cradles the back of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635789

You have no idea how humbling and embarrassing it is to realize you have no idea how to characterize something in a story outside of the sex scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635831
She's like Frieza compared to Perfect Cell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635832
>husbando
You mean her spirit energy provider?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635826
If you don't even love your waifu's feet, how can you say you love her?

>Admits waifu can't rape
Wow, that's just shameful. How can you even associate with someone like that? If she won't even rape you, how do you know she loves you?

[Anonymous No.]

These threads have ruined me. I can't watch monster movies now without thinking of how they would work with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635393
Dunmer are the only decent elves, the rest suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635832
>KC won't tell us about Deruellas' marital status because then people won't be able to self insert

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635832
I don't think the big D has a husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635848
I thought he said somewhere that deruella already had a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635844
>waifus have to rape
Are you playing "Mount your keks"? Because it's working.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really like these maledom x femdom fights. I liked earlier in the thread where subfags and domfags could both be bros together. And if a domfag ended up beating up a Monster Girl, if she gave him a good fight he'd hook her up with his sub bro.

Can't we all be friends like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635845
I keep wondering what WoW bosses would look like as mgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635467
exactly. I remember our teacher giving us a lecture about that. And she was an elf too, so she would know.

she said they don't want to rape disgusting humans, and even if one for some reason wanted to, she surely couldn't.

First - look at how thin and frail they look. And have you ever seen an elf studying magic or learning how to wrestle down a human? Bet you haven't, because everyone knows they spend their centuries just smelling flowers and stuff.

So every boy should learn from a young age, that it's always totally safe to be alone with an elf girl, or several.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635766
You are going about this all wrong.

The dick is too strong to defeat. Rather than fight it you should join it. Empower it. Dedicate enough of your being to it that it becomes aware, enlightened.

Eventually your dick will gain the wisdom needed to write well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635853
A past profile translation implied it, but when asked he just said it was a secret.

>>13635843
Same thing when love, lust, and hunger are synonymous to her kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635857
No one is fighting.

At least, I don't think we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635857
>domfag ended up beating up a Monster Girl, if she gave him a good fight he'd hook her up with his sub bro.
Whoever beats their lover becomes an abuser, which is neither a dom nor a sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635840
your tongue techniques are clearly lacking then. How do you plan to give your spats clad Lilim a proper foreplay like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635832
What could go wrong uh

[Anonymous No.]

Do Lilims actually cause people here to get shittershattered, or are you people just pretending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635861
that is why I wanna befriend an elf to keep bigger monsters from rapping me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635869
It was a wrestling match between two strangers.
No need to call da police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635856
If your waifu can't even show her love by raping you and taking you in front of her friends so they know you're hers, then what kind of sick love do you have? My Lilim regularly rapes me in front of all her high level Mosnter Girl friends, so I know she loves me more than anything else!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635841
I have the opposite problem. My imagination and vocabulary is very limited when it comes to smut. I blame my disgustingly vanilla tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635864
>Same thing
Damn, they really are just base animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635861
This reminded my of that image where an anon tells the story about his world and how it is overpopulated with elfs and starts explaining why is it a bad place to live by explaining why it is such god tier.

Does anyone have that image by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635873
>rapping
Shiiiiet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635861
Yandere elf best elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635857
I don't think any of them is serious for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635879
>not raping your waifu
Lazy sub pls, don't you talk to me about showing your love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635885
I don't wanna lose a rap battle man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635832
You mean her Daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635886
Yandere is best dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635889
I want to constantly tease my waifu by being always at the verge of raping her but without doing it at all, just to see her reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635898
Don't bully your waifu man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635857
Most anons don't really care about other anons preferred dom. Just tell the retards to fuck off when they try to start shit and ignore them otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635881
We all are, Anon. We all are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635859
Blood queen was distracting. Too sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a dullahan to a nice fancy restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635905
>not transcending your base desires

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635889
But Anon, Monster Girls are the ones who rape and the Human Boys are the ones who take it and try to make their Mistress feel good! Don't you know anything about how gender roles work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635907
>>13635859

>There are people in this thread who literally
>Not figuratively, literally
>Don't want to take a trip into Onyxia's cavernous ruins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635873
>>13635885
>>13635892

>Monstergirl comes up to you in the street one day
>You freeze in place and take a defensive position, hoping she won't jump your bones
>She glances at you with an insulted expression
>"First of all, I'm not a rapist."
"...What?"
>"Check me out. I broke up with my ex-boyfriend."
>"Here's his number."
>She gives you a piece of paper
>"PSYCHE! THAT'S MY OWN NUMBAH!"
>Nearby monstergirls go all OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635872
I don't really like how op they are in the setting, but I don't care about the setting much either way so it isn't an issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635912
>Don't you know anything about how gender roles work?

I do: Women stay at home and take care of the kids/house, Men provide for their family and rape their waifu.

Jeez, didn't your daddy teach you anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635896
His name is Dakky you uncultured swine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635911
>Not embracing them
We're bags of meat, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635920
No that's wrong though, and that's not how it works in a Monster Girl society! The men stay at home and take care of the kids/house, the Monsters provide for their family and rape their husbando.

This is why Human Boys should've never been allowed to vote, they say the silliest things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635872
Not really.

They're still way too op and need to get nerfed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635889

I always thought that even with maledom fags, it would still end up femdom in the end just based on endurance

So it would be what 1... 2..3 hours of your MG observing as you went to town on her body.

What's going to be the limiter - her libido, or you back muscles?

And when your body fails you, is she going to be the unskilled waifu that can't even get a guy's dick erect simply because his body is tired?

The lazy waifu who could get her guy to cum one more time but decided not to?

The weak waifu who was somehow worn out even though the guy did all the work?

If that's 3 'no's in a row, than at the end it will still be a worn out human at his MG's merchy getting the last of his balls drained...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635916
Now every MG from the 313
Put your mother-fuckin hands up and follow me
Every monstergirl from the 313 put your mother-fuckin hands up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635928
Sorry, but that MGC nonsense doesn't fly in civilized society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635928
Depends on the species
Full role reversal like that only applies to a handful of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635880

That and my problem is that I care far too much what other people think about what I write, which is why end up causing headaches for whoever does the damned blogs when bin links come up as invalid

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Lilim maid that slowly changes our master/servant roles until I'm the one serving her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635916
https://youtu.be/XbcOJ52FfKg
Truly blacks are monsters by their own rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635936
>Be man
>Get raped by Monster Girl
>She forcibly marries me
>Then sits at home and expects me to provide for both of us
Hell no, any of the Monster Girls that focus mostly on femdom and raping sure as hell better be prepared to provide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635932
>implying sex doesn't end when the dom partner says so
>implying sex always goes on for hours
>implying we're not all wizards/super buff/incubi
>implying we're both not overthinking this

I mean, just sayin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635950
Mein nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635936

amazons.... and that's about it

Aren't powerful monster girls in all contributing canons basically going out of their way to get more powerful human partners?

Why would Echidnas, Lilims, Wights seek out stronger men if they were just going to turn them into kitchen slaves/fuck toys?

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna huggle a wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635950
>She forcibly marries me
>Be man
Just tell her that you now have to give back your man card, thus making her the provider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635959
gonna huggle a wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635923
I still love the idea that whenever Deruella goes home she spends hours whining about how she can't find a husbando while sobbing into and cuddling a Paladin Daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635956
The only one that seek strong men is the Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635963
why are undead so cute

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monstergirl to lovingly court me!

[Anonymous No.]

If anyone's interested, an idea from the /a/ thread, just finished it.
i.imgur.com/hXtbv6c.jpg
And now, back to lurking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635959
Would you let her hug your soul with her ghostly stand-hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635975
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>you'll never become a living anomaly and lurk the woods outside MGC looking for prey
Why even live

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised there are people here that wouldn't want to be househusbands. I mean, to each their own, but being a House husband is like being a NEET, but less lonely and someone actually loves you, and you aren't a burden. It's the perfect lifestyle.

Speaking of less lonely, is the Meido Anon here yet? Are we going to receive some meidos today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635978
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635975
I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635981
>You'll never be Gasmask

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635982
>House husband is like being a NEET, but less lonely and someone actually loves you, and you aren't a burden

I mean, I get you, but I'd rather be the one who makes the decisions. And if that means I have to be the provider, that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635982
>NEET
You're still going to perform tasks around the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635983
You stop hugging normally, but her ghost hands continue hugging your soul, and accidentally pull it out of your body for a few seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635982
I would in a realistic setting, but if we're going full-blown escapist fantasy like MGE then I want to be a Mage or Paladin and go on adventures with a powerful and over-protective monster waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635991
> stop hugging
what is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635992
>Not wanting to be a Healslut class

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635996
It's because she needs to bend down to take off her skirt. She'll keep the sweater on if you ask nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635988
You could also make the decisions together with your waifu, regardless of who the provider is. That is my preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635999
Healing is boring though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636000
nah get the shirt off, I mean she know her ghost hand, she wouldn't pull my soul out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636001
>decisions together
Well sure, I wouldn't ignore her opinion.
But someone always has to be the leader. And I would hope she trusts my judgement enough to let me be just that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a knight tank and protect the qt elf healer while she heals me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635915
I would not be prepared.

>Onyxia starts gloating as friends are fighting.
>Mages are maging, more dots are being thrown around
>"Paladin Anon! Where are the heals?"
>'In a sec, I'm playing with the hatchlings."
>"Anon I'm on fire!"
>'Fine, hears some healing an- awwww! They burp fire!'

[Anonymous No.]

>Your wight waifu will never use her massive ghostly claws to give your own ghost a handjob

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best mg undead story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636009
This man is a true man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636007
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

what about dps, do they get any love

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a rock solid boner, give me something monster girl related to rub it out on. Story, hentai, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636024
No.
Not unless you are a Mage who gets an undine, a warlock who summons loli imp, the succubus, muscled void walker-tan, and ara ara internals.
Or you go hunter and get all the cat grills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636024
The DPS is an angry kitsune with a sword strapped onto the end of each tail. She's good at casting spells, so she has nice physical and magical range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636011
>>"Paladin Anon! Where are the heals?"
>>'In a sec, I'm playing with the hatchlings."
This brings back memories. Memories of making a portal to Darnassus right after the loot went out, then popping and pulling every egg with my mage and iceblocking.
The panic
The confusion
The guildmates desperately clicking the portal to escape
The "why the fuck am I in Darnassus?" on vent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636016
twilight
don't hurt me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636044
fug I kinda want to watch that with a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636047
To piss her off?
Or to laugh as she gets all offended?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636039
I'd swing by Orgrimmar, piss a few people off, then ride into the middle of it before bubble/hearthing out.
1-60 Holy paladin.
Those were the days
That and spontaneous demon attacks in Stormwind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636055
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636055
>>13636047
>Watch movie with her
"Wow, you can't even stop a car with your bare hands? What a vampire you are, huh."
>Laugh as she gets utterly buttblasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635991

>Wight hugs your soul
>Almost pulls it out entirely
>Panics and puts it back in you
>Apologizes profusely to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635968

I want a monster girl to try and cheer me up when I say self depreciating things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636070
I hope she doesn't feel too bad for doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636012

>A wight making both you and your soul orgasm

That must be quite the experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636070
>Almost pulls your soul out entirely
>Your body slumps in her arms, almost dead
>She hurriedly puts it back in
>Pretend to still be half dead as she tears up, apologizing over and over again and begging for you to wake up
>You're still not back
>She shakes you back and forth, panicking externally now
>Still nothing
>Shoves her face into your chest and hugs you tightly, pleading for you not to die on her
>Her pleading suddenly stops when she feels your heart still beating in your chest
>She looks up at you with teary eyes
>Sees you looking down at her, struggling to contain your laughter

[Anonymous No.]

So less said he was going to do some requests the other day. Did he ever post them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636089
does she slap you for making her worry so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636068
>Watch the Monogatari series with your Vampire waifu
>She always complains about Shinobu
>"She's way too proud and arrogant, real Vampires aren't like that!"
>"Sweetie, just last week we went to a hockey game and you demanded they serve you Bordeaux in a glass..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636089
Evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636070
I kind of want to see if this can be implemented into sex.
Like if a person is fucking a wight from behind, and she pulls out his soul from the waist up so that he's pulled through her body, and turned around so he's facing her.
Then he can be doing her from behind while his souls kisses her from the front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636093
Yes, then hard tender rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636094
need more proud vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636107
What about timid flat vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636109
A shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636109
Justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636107
We need more stereotypical Hollywood vampires with terrible accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636100
>>13636096
>>13636093
Oh come on, where's your sense of humor? Who hasn't done the "pretend death" joke at least once in their lives? She should know about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636115
I vant to suck your bloood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636115
Like a vampire living up in a castle in the European country side, with a town of fearful Holstaur villagers bellow who warn to stupid Americans to stay away.

[Anonymous No.]

I want alien-chan to abduct one of the holsts from my farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636113
Rude, think about a flat vampire's feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636116
I once pissed on an electrical generator while laughing heartily at death as my parents ran towards me in hysterics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636122
I think Vampires would have something more like Don'tgonearthe Castle from Discworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636109
>>13636107
Tomboyish country vampires.

She doesn't have a manor, but she'll gladly let you stay in the farm if you don't mind letting her feed for a bit, maybe later she can show you the creek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636127
>Not raping alien-chan as she tries to abduct the Holstaurs
Why do you want one of them to get abducted? Do you hate the Holstaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636130
>mfw I read "I once got pissed at an electrical generator while laughing heartily at the death of my parents."
Jesus Christ what is happening to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636127
I'd totally watch alien-chan give her an anal 'probe'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636128
Flat vampires don't exist, those are probably dhampirs

I fucking hate perma-loli vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636133
That sounds cute, creeks are nice. Will she let me bring a fishin pole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636092
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636138
flat doesn't mean loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636154
I know, it was a thing apart. The point is that flat is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635982
you notice how exactly no TV show ever portrays a happy and well adjusted housewive without a job?

there is a reason for that. Being *just* a housewive is shit on the human psyche.

NEETs aren't happily staying home so they can clean house, wipe up baby drool and to have the biggest thing in their life be about whether their cooking produced something edible that day...

NEETs at least tend to actually have hobbies, that consume their lives. Life of fantasy.

On contrast housewives can't go to a life of housewives because their lives are grounded in mundane chores and taking care of kids. So that is all their lives are about.

So to each his own and all, but just be aware that when you say "househusband" everyone else basically imagines one of the often-depicted housewives from an american show and the gist of that character is they are borderline neurotic because their lives revolve around petty shit like their pies being good, and how clean the house is... Like you look at the person being depicted as bitching at her husband about fucking tupperware for the kid's birthday and you think "well of course she bitches about silly shit like that - she literally has NOTHING ELSE IN HER LIFE"... And you are wondering why no one wants to actually be that caricature

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636154
>>13636159
Itty bitty is justice, straight up flat is insufficience. Can't feed a baby if you have absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636109
Picking up, carrying home and cuddling.
We can discuss her options over dinner

[Anonymous No.]

Would a succubus enjoy a nice romantic dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636161
>Basing your psychological analysis on what's depicted on TV
I mean The Simpsons is having Homer divorce Marge so he can fuck a woman that's voiced by the girl who shoved rocks up her sister's vagina, does that speak anything about male divorce or some shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636173

You do realize that any MG has the capacity to be romantic given that Kenkou Cross even stated the profiles are generalizations, and aren't reflective of the behavior of the individual, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636133
Tomboy Vampire daughteru of OG Vampire when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636173
Yes, especially if the dinner is spent with the both of you trying to seduce each other in a romantic verbal sparring match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636191
I want to feign interest in the Tomboy Vampire Childhood Friend only to marry her lonely single Mother vampire!

[Anonymous No.]

How small would a town have to be to have no monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636173
Why wouldn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636196
>NTR scene where the daughter peeps on her childhood friend fucking her voluptuous mom like a beast in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636173
I want to fake being pure so i can ambush a succubus and act my most lewd desires on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636204
It's OK, afterwards since I'm her father now I'll take her and her mother out to Ice Cream! It'll be a fun family trip! And the daughteru can watch while me and her mother playfully tap ice cream on each others noses and lick it off, giggling like little school girls as we constantly do silly romantic things with each other!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636220
I bet she's also a year or two older for the extra embarassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636145
Vampires don't really do fishing, if she wants she just has to reach in and quickly grab one with her superhuman speed.

Also you'll find that it's a little hard to leave after she invites you to stay. The buses seem to come around whenever you're not ready and whenever you try hitchhiking the roads are deserted. That one time you walked down the road and mysteriously ended up right back at her door after an hour of walking. The prairies out back just stretch on and on and on, and no matter how many times you call the line is always down.

But why would you want to leave anyway? She cooks the most delicious meals just for you, gives you a warm bed (which she occasionally sneaks into), on the cold winter nights she refuses to let you sleep anywhere but held tightly against her body in the master bedroom, knits and fixes your clothes after they tear, cuts your hair when it gets too long, cooks a mean apple pie on your birthdays, she even promised that she'd wait for you to decide to stay before having your child. All she wants is a bit of company after all.

How many weeks have you been here? time just keeps on slipping by for some strange reason.

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to take a vampire out to a baseball game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636239
Still I wanna get me a big ol' catfish and gotta use a pole unless you wanna noodle

[Anonymous No.]

I want my waifu vampire to have a castle in Europe and be an old SS member

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636229
Absolutely perfect. It's like that one Greentext about the Anon who had a CC Dragon Daughter that looked older than him.

>Vampire Daughteru goes to her Graduation
>As she grabs Diploma she sees Anon and her Mother sitting in the sidelines, waving happily to her
>She sighs, knowing in two years she'll be in that seat having to graduate Anon-Sorry, her "Father" on graduating

Being a Monster Girl who has a Mother marry your best friend who's younger than you must be suffering

[Anonymous No.]

instead of monstergirl city how about monstergirl town?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636272
I want monstergirl village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636272
I want to be the hero of monster girl town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636272
My town is sub 500, I don't think it would be able to handle monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

How much would monstergirl society--no, humankind in general--would plummet if people sold sex in cans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636281
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636282
Fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636273
I like this idea. Small rural village with a near by farm and a local tavern that acts as a meeting place for residents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636284
>>13636282
>>13636281

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636264
I'm going to marry my older childhood friend's mom and be the best and kindest father I can be! And then give my childhood friend a sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636282
Fucking a can of whoop-ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636290

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636282
Like how Bernie Mac envisioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636287
As long as it has good internet connection, I'd be fine with living there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636287
like how many people live in the village? What percent is MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636292
I just want to have both daughter and mother into my harem.

I want them to double team on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636281
Don't we already have onaholes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636309
Yes, but sex in cans simulates everything.
The sounds, the scents, the feeling of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636318
How would MGs feel about onaholes inbued with mamono man that can "simulate them" as if it were the real deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636300
>Humans make me mad, you know?
>I was in class one day, and this boy came up to me and went like, "Can I ask you a question?" I said, "What?"
>He said, "Does semen taste like pumpkin pie?"
>It made me mad, I said, "Don't ask me a question like that, I haven't ever had no pumpkin pie!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636281
It'd be like when they started selling canned life (television and internet). Humanity would die out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636318
I can get all that and more if I let a succuvirus mindjack me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636332
The population would plummet within a decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636272
Monstergirl suburbs.
>>13636281
I'd can her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636338
How about onaholes that can develop children and give birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636284
>Pick up a can of 'Canned Sex' on a whim
>Get home
>Open the can
>Tiny fairy in bound with bondage restraints flops out
>She is fully helpless, tied, gagged and blindfolded
>gonnadickthefairy.png
>Use the tiny Fairy as a little, living onahole during your faps that night
>Feels fantastic; she wiggles and strains in her bondage as she feels your massive load stretch her tiny belly
>Untie her, clean her up, and make her a little bed to sleep in
>Keep her and make fairy babies with her

On second thought, I don't really think that's a profitable business endeavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636332
man, i'd rather get the whole thing and not an onahole, I already have a lot

[Anonymous No.]

which mg loves milk and cookies the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632095
Maid type: Arachne
Name: Lydia
Personality: Dominant and caring
Statement: Ara ara~ What do we have here? A lost little Master caught his maids web~
Notes: Not recommended for those with a strong fear of spiders. Maid-type might occasionly leave webs in the residence. Beware: Maid might yield unexpected results with Masters that have submissive tendencies.

Lydia, unlike most other maids became part of MGC Maid Central from a later date. Starting her training at the age of 27, Lydia outright stated to hope to increase her chances at finding a lifelong partner by becoming a maid. Lydia encountered few problems during her training and successfully finished her final maid exam at the age of 31. She was however noted to be rather aggressive in her way of working. Our Kikimora interviewer notes that some examinators report “not being in control” when grading Lydia.

Our Kikimora interviewer describes Lydia as a large hairy spider with quite a bit of meat on her bones. She further openly pondered “how that spider manages to not knock things over with that big bust and fat-ass abdomen of hers” during the interview. Lydia her hairy nature can be explained due to her nature as wolf spider-type Arachne. Her “meat on her bones” can furthermore be explained by Lydia’s lack of exercise. Figure and attire wise Lydia does not wear any form of jewelry, and prefers keeping her brown hair long but controlled. MGC Maid Central would like to further mention that Lydia does not wear any of her assigned maid outfits. She instead weaves and creates her own attires. These attires are always different, simple yet elegant. Oddly they are never revealing in any form or shape.

[Profile continued in next two replies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636365
[Profile continued]

As a maid Lydia has an average performance. She performs her duties at an average pace without much issue. Please do note that Lydia due to her maid-type likes leaving webs in rooms. MGC Maid Central would like to further note that Lydia has occasionally attempted to “task” her Master with various chores, instead of performing these herself. Such attempts at switching the role between maid and Master are best ignored, and difference in ranking pointed out.

Lydia will always enjoy conversation with her Master during her duties, often picking topics related to weaving and relationships. Please do note that Lydia has quite a teasing and dominant nature, and will often attempt to tease her Master in various ways. Aside from lewd remarks, her future Master can expect to walk into a woven trap at more than one occasion. Lydia in addition likes silently sneaking up to people, tying them up and teasing them in various ways while they are trapped.
Aside from Teasing, one can always rely on Lydia to keep snacks, and drinks prepared. Her future Master will never have to worry about going hungry, as Lydia will happily go as far as hand-feeding her Master if he “happens” to be trapped in one of her webs.

[Profile continued in next reply]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636364
Alice, Weresheep, Dormouse, Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636371
[Profile continued]

When not performing any duties one can find Lydia weaving new pieces of clothes around her Master, often happily chatting. Lydia dislikes being solitary and thus will always attempt to be near her Master. In fact, her dislike for being solitary has proven to be so strong that in several instances Lydia picked up and carried her examinator with her despite his protests. Aside from regular chatter during weaving Lydia has on more than one occasion mentioned the dream to start a clothing shop from home. She has however mentioned the need to “find the right one” before attempting to fulfil her dream.

MGC Maid Central recommends Lydia to a strong Master who enjoys a dominant, but caring maid and does not mind occasionally being caught like a fly in a spider’s web.

Notice: Lydia might at occasion offer her future Master a piece of woven clothing. MGC Maid Central would like to remind Lydia’s future Master that accepting any pieces of clothing from Lydia will result in the current contract being terminated at once and a marriage registration being instated instead. You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636365
>Opening statement
>Not "Statement."
Such uncultured maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636365
>>13636371
>>13636377
She's great, I love her! This is a much suitible replacement for the Loli Kiki, a lovely powerful Wolf Spider Girl! But one question:

>Beware: Maid might yield unexpected results with Masters that have submissive tendencies.
I-I have both strong fear of spider and submissive tendencies. Should I be concerned? I'm sticking with her regardless of course, she's olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636364
The bakery wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is the biggest fan of the Devil's lettuce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636416
The lettuce wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635904
>Most anons don't really care about other anons preferred dom

Good joke.

[Anonymous No.]

I have arachnophobia but I kinda want to marry a spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636430
Remind yourself that all those spider limbs are attached to a person who cares for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636430
Marrying a girl that's of your phobia would be the best because of all that delicious healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636405
>A squishy Wurm opens up a bakery
>Her stuff is surprisingly good
>But there's a common problem
>Orders often show up missing a few cookies/cakes/etc.
>Most people just chalk it up to her being bad at numbers
>Really, she just can't help sampling all her baking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636405
Bakery wurm is adorable, just like all wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636444
Are her goods made with fresh Holst milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636365
>>13636371
>>13636377
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier made profiles in this session can always be viewed in these archives. Masters and potential Masters can acces these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

>>13636404
MGC Maid Central would like to clarify that submissive behavior might result in a switch between the roles of Master and maid.

>>13636378
Educate me, is it a joke or am I doing something wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

I would a spider let me dom her so I can get over my phobia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636454
Only the freshest. Se has a friend on a dairy farm who supplies her. How else could she eat all those sweets and stay at such a perfect level of HEALTH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636468
>Educate me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drqj67ImtxI
Within the first 16 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636473
But Anon, domming a boy with a phobia of her is her fetish! But, I suppose if it really means so much to you to get over your fear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636482
we could take turns

also I didn't mean to put the first 'i' so i fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636479
Could have some side effects on the customers though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636473

>You will never be dommed by an Ara Ara Jorou-Gumo after your therapist suggests meeting with an Arachne for therapeutic purposes
>She will never put you in the tortoise shell shibari bondage and nibble on your ear while resting her breasts on your back, watching you squirm
>Ask her why she's doing this, she only replies with
>"Does the spider answer to the fly?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636493
wait did I go to a therapist or the rapist?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Daaad! This doll you bought for me is too big!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636497

You can't spell therapist without the-rapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636490
>People get bones of steel from sweets
>Girls get knockout swimsuit bodies by eating cakes
>Men have the virility of champion stallions from cookies
I see no problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636480
All I wanna do is see a naked MG's vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636500
Which one's the doll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636505
>Sexualizing the monstergirls
ARREST THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636504
Good point. I bet she gets a lot of customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636501
fuuuuuuck how will I get over my fear now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636513

You don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636517
then i'm firing that therapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636521
You'll have to get out of her web first.

So good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636513
mindbreak

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636350
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636530
she can't keep me here forever
>>13636535
dammit I refuse. Are all the mg therapists rapists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636550
They say rape is a very good treatment for many medical illnesses such as phobias or depression though. I mean, that's what my Lilim Therapist always tells me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636557
I think your therapist is fucking with you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636568
I doubt it. She's nice, and has help me be so much happier, like when she taught me that human boys are naturally submissive and seek out being commanded by things, before she demanded I eat her out under her desk!

I've never felt happier thanks to her advice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636309
I actually thought about how these, and the sex toy industry in general, would work in a monster girl world.

>Be shut-in
>Not lonely, just content to stay right here in the safety of my room
>Still have needs the hand can't satisfy all the time
>Decide to order a sex toy
>All the variants are just different monster girl pussies
>Entire fucking page for manticore's and their tail
>Also magic stretching ones for fairies
>Finally decide to get a Kitsune brand
>Mainly because its the cheapest, don't even get me started on the tainuki ones
>After a few days the package arrives
>Box is way bigger than it needs to be, guess it must be the discreet shipping
>Dog-girl mail woman gives me a knowing look, says she needs to set it inside
>Don't trust her but have nothing worth stealing so I let her in
>After she leaves I notice the box is moving slightly
>There's also air holes cut in, and some noise from the inside
>Open it carefully, with a knife ready
>When its open I just sigh and say dammit
>Inside the box is a gaged, tied up, and clearly aroused Kitsune
>With a sign taped to her that says 'Use as much as you like'
>Such is life in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636571
jesus christ stop being so lewd, you are suppose to be a professional young lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636583
no one knows you more than your right hand

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure a kiki would make a nice therapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636574
>human boys are naturally submissive
That's wrong, you fucking degenerate. Go back to your therapist right now and assert your dominance. Throw her against the wall, rip off her clothes, and go balls-deep in her until she's your personal onahole. You need it for the sake of your dignity, and she probably wants you to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636598

So would a Cait Sith so long as you don't dick it without it turning into a Werecat first instead of a goddamned furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636598

Telling a MG about your problems and weaknesses seems like a bad idea in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636608
To furry (and young) to dick, but would definitely cuddle the shit out of that cute bunny girl

[Anonymous No.]

>It's the little things you do together~
>Do together...Do together~
>That make perfect relationships~

>The hobbies you pursue together~
>Remembering where you grew together~
>Places where you screw together~
>That make marriage a joy~.

>Mmm-hmmm~<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636608
I'm still mad that's from an h-doujin. That bunnygirl is pure daughteru material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636611
yeah but I can trust a kiki they want to help

[Anonymous No.]

>Tiny, loli monster falls in love with a big, muscular bara dude
>She's the dominant one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636617

I've read and fapped to worse.

Hell, I spanked the monkey to Gnoll smut from /tg/ because at least they have the common courtesy to not make them pseudo-futas.

>TFW you will never take a Gnoll huntress' maidenhood and leave her confused when the language barrier prevents her from understanding a single goddamned word you say like "I love you"

[Anonymous No.]

Which Wurm is the best Wurm?

All Wurms. All Wurms are the best Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636626
Too many Wurms. This place is not suited for excessive amounts of Wurm. Please remove your Wurms from these premises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636626
Mithril and Adamantium Wurms.
Mithril because they're lighter and faster, Adamantium because they have the highest DEF stat of any other monster including the DL and CG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636109
I like the classic blonde loli vampires.

>>13636133
Tomboy Vampires sound neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636583
I just wonder at the possibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636626
"Too many Wurms" intro when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636639
Yeah I wanna go fishin' with a tomboy vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636635
But don't wurms have outrageous DEF anyway?

>Fast wurms still capable of shrugging off anti-tank weaponry. Also, they hit about mach .5. Underground

>Heavy wurms capable of tanking nukes and bulldozing bunkers

Send help. I don't know where you're going to find it, but fucking send it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636608
Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636635
>>13636649

Citizen, you are effectively disobeying the law regarding the maximum acceptable amount of Wurms in one specific establishment at a time. Please relocate your Wurms immediately, this is your second warning.

[Anonymous No.]

genius wurm when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636649
>be wizard
>"swap DEF with INT" spell
>flick their forehead
>win
>smug wizard.jpg
You with your baby problems anon, I swear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636626
Thugdere wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636649
It's even more outrageous than that.
Like the difference between Excalibur and Rapier's attack/damage in FF1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636654
>Please relocate your Wurms immediately
I don't know how!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636625
You're pretty hung up on Gnolls, despite the fact they're rather unremarkable compared to Werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636658
That mithril wurm would still be a problem, what with their SPD and AGI stats. Even if you nerf ther defense you still need to hit the things. In the meanwhile you're really squishy because you're a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636658
It cuts both ways. Then you'd just have a Wurm that is a better spellcaster than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636665

Citizen, these Wurms are your responsibility, and as such, you must cooperate and remove your wurms as requested. This will be your third and final warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636672
Mithril Wurms also have a lot of magic defense and resistances.
They're even outright immune to a lot of magical effects/debilitations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636672
>high lvl wizard with sick gear
>squishy
Oh ye of little faith. Besides, I'm not even buffed yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636675
High INT doesn't matter if you have no skill points in magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636680
I feel like casting fist would be an innate spell for any wurm with INT higher than five.

MUSCLE WURM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636615
I'd happily marry a Shirohebi and let her coil around me during the cold cold nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636680
Wurms are like Katt from Breath of Fire 2. They know all the best spells but don't have the MP to cast them. YOU just fixed that problem for them, idiot, and now WE have to deal with the consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

A cute spider teasing arachnophobia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636685
>now WE have to deal with the consequences.
Laughing wizards.tiff

How much do you want to bet this was his plan all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>get off work and take a short nap
>dream about meeting by blue dragon waifu
>romantic and nerdy antics ensue
>wake up to my phone alarm going off
First thought was, "Where's my gun?"

It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636683
>Glass Cannon Muscle Wizard Wurm
>All her INT and ATK makes her the strongest MW around
>Casts fist with enough force to atomize the other Wizard and destroy 3/4 of the world in the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636685
>They know all the best spells but don't have the MP to cast them

What are you on about? The know as much about magic as I do about baking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636691
NUH UH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636689
>yfw if you love your waifu enough, you dream of her
>yfw she only appears in your dreams when she's sleeping at the same time in another universe
>yfw you can finally see each other in the realm of dreams
>But it's impossible to know when she's sleeping and vice versa, so these moments are rare

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636666

Mostly because they're one of my few D&D monsters that I wouldn't purge on sight. That and spotted hyenas have an addictive laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>A vampire biting into your neck carefully.
>As she drinks your blood she hugs you closely from behind
>The unexpected pleasure makes you squirm a little but she is able to hold you in place
>When she finishes you fall backwards against her.
>She whispers a "Thank you for the meal" while you're still a panting mess
>She tenderly kisses where she bit you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636693
And even if, she still doesn't have the MP to cast shit.

Not before she rests anyway, and by that point, the spell is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636672
>Fighting mithril wurm
>Switch DEF to INT
>Wurm is now smartest monster in existence
>Wurm immediately stops fighting, renounces her destructive ways
>Begs you to take her as an apprentice
>You accept because cute wurm, and she learns quickly
>REALLY quickly
>Goes up several spell levels before your attribute switch wears off
>She goes back to her normal insane DEF
>Still with all the spell levels
>No longer understands her reasoning for calling a truce
>MGE tarrasque with wizard levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636698
One can only hope that one day the walls between the worlds are torn asunder. One day soon.

Fucking captcha telling me to eat ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this talk about vampires
I'm surprised this story hasn't been posted yet.

http://pastebin.com/znbEVWxH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636704
>Fucking captcha telling me to eat ice cream.
Mine sends me to the top of the page. Guess it really likes the OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636702
She'll just eat some Wisdom Fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636708
And where did she get that? And who's gonna tell her it raises INT, not your current MP.

Me thinks her DEF wasn't all that high to begin with...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636712
Wisdom fruit restores MP. You sure don't know much for a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636713
No, that's what potions are for.

[Anonymous No.]

Where does Arachne web come out of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636738
The spineret?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636738
Her bellybutton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636744

>A centaur
>Knowing anything about anatomy

Centorea pls we all know you think your oven is in your human part

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636752
Imagine the frontgina being impregnated and it goes out to the reargina.
Horse part has no organs, only a massive tube connecting reargina to frontgina and connection to horse anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636775
>Horse part has no organs, only a massive tube connecting reargina to frontgina and connection to horse anus
Is the horse part a giant onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

FFXIV's Legendary Ponies have convinced me that centaurs are meant to be Rock Stars.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

Hey guys, updated Mega Monster Mating: http://pastebin.com/dGXqCyqz

Inari introduced, the arachne will be next, as both won first and second place in the polls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636777
I would like to think the frontgina is the onahole and the reargina is the birthing pit.
But as seen in the EMG manga, Centorea's front belly gets larger in her pregnant fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636808
Hey man, that's some good news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636808
I'm curious, is Dragon /ss/ complete, or is it still a work in process? Also, Harpy /ss/ update when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636814
>I would like to think the frontgina is the onahole and the reargina is the birthing pit.
Doublegina sounds practical for this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635883

Here you are friend. I have a finder's fee of 1 rat in spats, fire preferred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636826
God bless your kind heart, Anon.

I thought nobody would deliver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636621
This.

I want a Bonnie and Clyde pairing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636826
Nyanon go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636826
I would hesitate to dock at the Elf planet on my space voyage.

The Elf mechanics might tell me that my ship needs some important repairs, or that something needs to be quarantined. Anything to keep a man on the planet for a few extra days.

Then at night I'd see Elves pressing their faces against my hotel window and breathing heavily.

They would become desperate indeed. VERY desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636808
Man Foxes are so so lewd.

And I love them for it so

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636841
I would crash land on an amazon planet!
A kikimora planet is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636841
This needs to happen on writefaggotry so much.

The title would be "The night of the living elves"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636847
>crash land on an amazon planet!
So something like the Predators movie? But instead of dying you get husbando'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636826
I'd love to go to that planet. I wonder what kinds of elves I would attract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636847
What about overpopulated city planets, teeming with millions of Mouse Girls, trying to eek out a living?

You would need to keep an eye on your credits, that's for sure, a lot of maus pickpockets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636857
All Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636842

>Foxes
>Lewd

Name one fox character or story outside of Bromont that managed to be "lewd"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636860
All of them?

How many kinds are there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636859
I don't like maus though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636865

Moon, Dark, Wood, High, Night, Blood...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636881
I don't think I could take care of all those elves.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if all the 'yandere' types would be quarantined on their own planet. Since they are dangerous

I want to crash land on a yandere planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636886
I wish you a good death, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636886
Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty yanderes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636897
I would tease all yandere girls in my vicinity, making them fall for me, one by one.Then I'd leave on my futuristic spacecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636886
>Crash on the yandere planet
>Given extremely high class housing, they say you can stay until your ship is repaired
>You wake up the next morning and there's blood and bodies everywhere
>In a night of butchery, the entire planet's population has been reduced to a single Dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636886

>TFW no Yandere stories done right
>TFW not even death can save you from Will-o-the-Wisp
>TFW no Lovecraft girl to do THIS scenario to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636898
yandere planet was earth all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636906
>She's coated in blood, looking sleepy.
"It's time to cuddle, Anon."

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda want to fix two yanderes by saying I love them both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636934
[x] fucking curbstomp that bitch's head in

Never fuck a murderous crazy person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636934
Ms. Rodgers in a blood stained sweater?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get drunk and party on the Oni planet!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be tricked into staying a few days in Kikimora planet

I want to headpat my way out of the horde of desperate maids that are trying to make me their master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636886
>Navigation is broken, and your engine is near fried.
>You crash land on an unknown planet
>You have enough food for a week, enough time for help to come.
>Hopefully
>You call out for help on a universal wavelength on your transmitter, hoping that someone could help you
>Almost immediately a feminine voice answers you.
>"Hello? I heard a call for help, is anyone there?"
>Finally help is on the way
>"Yes, my ship has crashed and my nav is broken. I don't know my location-"
>"Oh it's fine! We know where you are!"
>That was fast
>A ride comes to you immediately after the call
>How
>The
>Fuck
>"Are you the one that requested help?"
>A kitsune stands in the ride looking eagerly at you

Are CYOAs still banned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636914
>tfw you will never encounter a yandere Jinko with the facade of a warm-hearted businesswoman while taking the subway to school after returning a smile to her
>she will never wholeheartedly insist that you go out to dinner with her at every opportunity
>she will never force you to use her breasts as a neck-rest while on the subway
>she will never lovingly run her paw through your hair as you rest on her voluptuous bosoms
>she will never stare daggers and growl at another businesswoman that happened interest in you
>the other businesswoman will never growl back at the yandere, making it a rather uncomfortable train ride

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never crashland and die on impact in a Monstergirl world

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be drafted into a forced-breeding program with Wurms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636949
Hope you've got an augmented pelvis.
I want to go there too. Cuddles with tall /fit/ busty girls are a tempting thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636998

[Anonymous No.]

Is the Holstaur planet the softest place in the universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637004
>That Lilim in the background
Jensen is the hero we all deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be part of the biggest cuddlepile on the lamia planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636982
Probably depends on how long you intended to make it. I've seen people do small ones, or ones that are only occasional.

>>13637007
Maybe. I wouldn't mind staying there for a bit, but I would rather crash on the Yeti planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637007
>Holstaur planet
>Which is home to the Holstaur and the minotaurs
>Near the planet of the Weresheeps (their moon)
>In the Farmland sector
>In the Green Pastures Nebula

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637009
>Lilim
That just looks like a regular Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch shitty vampire movies with a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636998
My plan is to get drunk enough before the pelvis destruction to help numb the pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636847
>Jamie, if you let me die, you'll never make it to the Planet of the Space Amazons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637029
I want to molest a Moonsheep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637007
>Try to land on Holstaur planet
>Your ship sinks into the ground because of how soft it is
>It tilts and falls over
>A planet full of holtaurs rush your ship tending to your boo boos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637035
>Anon wakes up in the morning
>Covered in passed out Oni's covered in booze and their own fluids
>Well, the numbing worked, because he didn't feel a thing
>That and he doesn't remember a thing
>But that's something to worry about later. Or never if he can find and repair his ship before everyone wakes u-
>It took only a millimetre of movement to feel the rush of pain in his pelvis
>[Screeching Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637030
Ah. I saw the white hair and assumed.
Still, anyone who can fuck a Succubus to contention and still stand is worthy of respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637025
What do you think the planet is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636982
if she's a red/orange/white haired kitsune
be nice and smiles, etc. maybe say she's cute

flat chested/any other hair color we are strictly business
where are we, can i get help with my ship, etc.
we can't wait to return home to or girlfriend we love dearly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637025
i will find the slickest longest lasting oil to cover myself in
go to the lamia planet
be naked and covered in oils
"free rape/cuddles/etc"
katamari damacy with lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637091
Oil would make them slip off you, not stick to you.

[Anonymous No.]

A dragonic planet must be pure chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636982
>"Hop in uhh... sorry. I don't know your name."
>You can't trust anyone in these lands, and telling your real name is bad luck.
>"My name's Anon, what's yours?"
>"Huh, Anonymous. That's a new one. Normally people would call themselves Nahdim Portant or something along those lines. Name's Lydia. Sorry, but your ship is in a mess. Can't drag that thing all they way to the city. You'll have to leave it here."
>"T-Thanks."
>The ride blurs across miles of countryside, and you reach the city.
>Damn
>The whole city is like the central capital
>Must be a pretty new and rich colony
>You gaze in awe.
>"You have any credits on you? "
>The kitsune asks nonchalantly
>"No, none at all."
>You reply with caution.
>Gotta be careful on an unknown planet
>"Shit, the rent feees are really expensive in a city like this. You can live with me if you want."
>The kitsune gives you a slight smirk
>"Don't go around thinking naughty thoughts, boy"
>The kitsune tease you even more

>[]] accept
>[]] "I'll be fine. I'll find a job or something."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637102
A lamia slip and slide sounds fantasti

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637102
the matingball is formd to keep me from slipping away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637111
>[X]] "I'll be fine. I'll find a job or something."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637117
>>13637112
>And then Anon was swimming in Lamias
This is fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637111
ask for her contact
so we can get her later maybe

option 2, find a job or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637122
>"Oh... Look, it's hard to find jobs in the city. You'll be better off with me. I can get you a job too!"
>"Naw it's fine. I don't want to be anyone's burden. I have a uni-phone so we can keep in touch don't worry."
>"Here, you can put in your contact."
>The kitsune greedily grabs at it, punching out her number."
>"Anon... You seem to have a lot of girl contacts. You're popular with the ladies?"
>Her voice takes on a slightly sharper tone.
>"Yeah, you know lots of traveling makes you meet a lot of people."
>Her voice turns warmer and she relaxes a bit.
>"Right. I'll drop you off at the central lobby. Call me if you're in trouble or need some help."
>The ride comes to a halt. A alabaster hall comes up, the sun shining on your face.
>You walk in.
>Theres a kikimora at the lobby.
>She seems quite surprised to see you.
>"O-Oh hello. WHat buisness do you have in the city?"
>"My ship crashed.... so I wondered what I could do in this city."
>The kiki gets even more flustered.
>"Well, there is a free housing plan for all."

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hire a Kiki who failed her maid test

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637179
Butler Dredd pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637172
Befriend the kiki, make her your maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637183
what is wrong with having a failed kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637184

If you're stuck on a strange planet, you want someone nearby who knows all the ropes. But being a yandere planet, you don't want to spend too much time near someone otherwise their twisted perception will convince them that you love them. So a maid and/or some other form of employee would be safer, since you could use the employee-employer relationship as a pretext to deflect any advances as her merely being a helpful employee, rather than someone actually interested in you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637184
>>13637201
I'll continue this later on a pastebin

[Anonymous No.]

what would a tomboy kiki be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632142
Yep. It does absolutely anything that the setting needs it to.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a bigamous marriage with a Vampire and a Kikimora who pretend to be my wife and mistress, respectively.
I also want to get the Kikimora pregnant and have her growing belly send the Vampire into a lust crazed rage where she pretends to be angry with me for getting "the help" pregnant before giving her a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637224
You reminded me of that talk about "tomboy to proper maid" childhood kikis.

I suffer eternally because it didn't even made it into greentext ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635953
>>implying sex doesn't end when the dom partner says so
>I came now fuck off
>dom
Wow. I think you misspelled 3DPD. Your other points are fine but the second one implies you're not satisfying her. Cause that's what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632130
They seem like they would die quickly against a garden hose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637231
That's an impressive amount of roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635863
>Do not fight the dick
>Do not shelf the dick
>If the dick must take control, simply teach the dick
Such wisdom. Are you a druid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636808
The hell are you doing here Bromont, don't you have some other imageboard to be at? Huh? You don't get to shill here and there, don't act like an attention whore faggot. You abandoned us, and it looks like that ended up biting you in the ass huh? Now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637224
I don't even know, Kiki's are suppose to be formal and lady like, its what makes them good maids. I can't imagine a tomboy Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637242
Wow. Someone's a clingy girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637242
You must be this autistic to get a response out of me.
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636039
Man, portals to cities in the middle of fuckin nowhere were great. Wall hoppin' behind AH vendors, popping portals to Darnassus right ontop, watching scrubs disappear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637251
Bromont abandoned us, he's a fairweather fucker looking to shill his shit. We don't need faggots like him who'll abandon us when they think they've found a better place to shill. It happened EXACTLY like I predicted it would too. He came back crawling on his knees, tail between his legs, praying he'd get forgiveness and his dick sucked like old times. But he was fucking wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637242
This is fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637250
Imagine a shorthaired Kiki, or a Kiki with a ponytail, your pick. She loves telling jokes and playing vidya with you and is definitely a bit more of a flirt.
Don't tell me you wouldn't want a bro-tier Kiki to smack your ass before whispering in your ear that she'll do something nice for you when you get home if you do your best at work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637257
Ladies and Gentlemen: The clingiest girlfriend ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637251
Xenophobia-kun thinks having the sheer audacity to visit any other MG-related website, forum, or image board is tantamount to betraying America right after 9/11 happened.

It's very unusual someone would be so fanatically for something as simple as a MG thread. I suspect he either has a chip on his shoulder because he got banned from MGR/MGU for being a drama queen, or he's just a persistent troll.

Either way, he's entertaining. Reminds me of that "Navy Seal Gorilla Warfare" copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

Which Castlevania would you fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637257

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637259
I don't, that's not how Kiki's shtick, I'd be ok with an alp or an oni or something like that doing it but not a Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637263
He honestly seems kinda Yandere.
Except without the dere.

>>13637265
The delicious brown girl. Third down on the far left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637257
This can't be real

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637261
>>13637266
I agree with you but you're only hurting your case by posting dumb reaction images like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637265
The creepy doll. She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637267
>Shtick
Oh so all kikis have to act like the sterotype? You're never gonna get a monstergirl waifu like that Racist-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637275
That's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637275
>Imageboard
>Not using reactions
C'mon anon, you're no fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637279
Shut up nigger-chan. Maids are suppose to act like maids. If a Kiki doesn't want to be a maid she doesn't have to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637265
The Doll, The Riflegirl, The Medusa, The plant, The Blue Girl, and the Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637284
>Thread that regularly gets 3000 posts
>Only 300 images
Yeah let's all post reaction images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637258
It's not funny and I don't get how willing this thread is to let itself be cucked by Bromont. He's literally just using us. He doesn't give two shits about us, he bailed on us for a literal pedophile imageboard. He is only here to attentionwhore, we need to tell him to fuck off and treat him like the tripfagging scum he is. People react this way to literally every other attention whore, PsychoFox, Bob, why not this one who's proven his faggotry?

>>13637261
Oh your the faggot who spams his shitty e celebs every thread, I don't give two shits what you think.

>>13637266
>>13637274
I don't get it, I've explained countless times in here why Bromont is an attention whore overrated faggot, why do you people still suck up to him when he hates us, and thinks of this thread as nothing more than pigs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637286
>You can only have a job if you act like you're working 100% of the time, even during your time off.

NEET detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637283
>>13637284
Really? Are you newfags or something? At least delete the images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637286
>Not wanting a flirty maid who whispers dirty encouragement as you thrust into her from below
>Not wanting her topping to be her reward for beating you at Mario Kart or something
How's it feel to be boring anon? Must suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637290
>exaggerating words to make the other person look retarded
>not being a neet
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637291
Pic related.

>>13637289
All you've done is prove that content creators like to share their content with other communities, if you really are such a clingy and entitled child that you genuinely feel betrayed that he's visiting other communities then he's not the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637288
>>13637291
I posted literally one image in the entirety of the thread, give me a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637183
>Your scowl could not get any deeper.
>"M-master, uh-"
"That's Judge to you, Recruit."
>The Kikimora next to you visibly swallows, and looks away briefly, the feathery hair that spills out of her helmet slightly swishing just a bit.
>"U-um, J-... Juh-... Master-Judge."
>Close enough.
>"Master-Judge, where are we going?"
"Robbery at the semen bank."
>After the acceptance of "monsters" into Mega City One, all unmarried male residents have been required to donate semen for monster consumption.
>However, some believe their rations aren't enough.
>As if the numerous rapes that they commit in their disgusting lifetimes doesn't get them plenty.
>"D-do we know who's doing it?"
>And then there's this... thing.
>This strange feathery maid thing.
>Your superiors, in an attempt to get monsters more integrated into society, have allowed some to join the force.
>They have also pinned one with you.
>While she may be good cleaning up your car and weapons, she's not so good at cleaning up the streets.
>You, however, excel at it.
>Which is why you're stuck with her, your superiors hoping you can make her a fine protector of modern society.
>You suddenly turn a corner, and bring the Judge Car to a screeching halt.
>Screeching meaning that the kikimora screamed the entire time.
>You stifle the urge to slap your helmeted forehead and immediately charge out of the car.
>Your partner fumbles with her seatbelt as you move to the front doors of the sperm bank.
>Quickly, you lift a boot and slam it into the heavy double-doors.
"Freeze, creep!" you shout, pointing your Lawgiver.
>The massive, hairy form turns to you, huge sacks of packaged and vacuum-sealed semen containers slung over her shoulder.
>You grit your teeth. Based on what species she is, this is going to be a mess.
>Your partner comes stumbling through the doors behind you.
>She fumbles with her Lawgiver and barely stutters out a "F-freeze!" before she stares, shocked, at the Ushi-Oni.
>Yep, another day on the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637293
>Implying I said any of that
>Implying you can't still do that and have a proper maid
Anon you go away too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636115
Harblador's was like that, just not so hammed up. She was a traditional hungarian girl. Or was it romanian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637265
SotN Dracula

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637289
>Bromont is an attention whore overrated faggot
Dude, he just felt like sharing his stuff somewhere else. I don't even read his stuff and from what I've seen, he only shows up here when he updates something. Why do you care so much where other people decide to go?

He's not forcing you to read his shit, you know. You can just filter him if you don't like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637301
10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637027
>Come visit the luxurious Yeti Planet, with its many ski resorts and spacious, warm cabins, warmth is always a cuddle away
>It's actually a barren tundra where Yetis pick up lost, unsuspecting people with hypothermia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636835

I'm not nyan, I am a man that loves fightan waifus and spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637265
The stained glass girl, Miriam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637317
>Land on the Yeti planet
>You hop out of your ship and start looking around
>It is just as barren as you thought it would be
>Snowy mountains, naked trees, frozen lakes, a dangerous blizzard and an AT-AT walking around in the distance
>Yep, just like in the postcard

[Anonymous No.]

Hugging a Kiki with glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637331
Miriam is fucking stacked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637289
>why do you people still suck up to him when he hates us, and thinks of this thread as nothing more than pigs?
>Implying this thread is actually worth something
Bromont's a cool guy, and it's nice that he continues to stop by this wretched hive at all.

The fact that you're so entitled and believe that anyone who goes elsewhere is a "Traitor", is indicative of some severe mental issues. Seek help anon. There's more to life, more to Monster Girls even, than this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637317
But that is exactly what I was expecting. I wouldn't go somewhere for the sights, rather the possible pure fluffy love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637343
Indeed she is. It may be years yet, but I can't wait to play her game.

On the topic of Kickstarter and Monster Girls, the Shantae 1/2 Genie Hero Alpha-Demo was released. Dear god is that game beautiful. The environments are gorgeous, the animations are fantastic to just watch. And dat Genie Butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637317
Tell me about Hinezumi planet. Or kung fu planet. I don't know, feel like it'd be mixed with other kung fu waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637265
Too many to choose, but for now the tops are either Alraune or Paula Abghoul in the bottom-left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637317
>>13637332
>>13637348
>Land and step out of the ship
>Can't see anything because of the blizzard
>In the howling wind you swear you can hear voices
>Multiple voices coming together, chanting one word over and over
>Hugs. Hugs! HUGS!
>Before you can even react you're surrounded and cuddled to the ground

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the last man on...

The Planet of the Alps

[Anonymous No.]

I want to heal a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637367
You'll be their savior from the spider in the kitchen menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637364
>Land and step out of the ship
>Can't see anything because of the blizzard
>Step forward
>Numerous Yeti Spec Ops operators pop out of the snow all around you like Viet Cong popping out of spiderholes
>All of them tackle you into a cuddle pile of giggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637367
You could literally rule the entire planet in a span of week just though mild bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637371
I want to help quell their KYAAAHs and give them cuddles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637372
>"SHIT! FUCK YOU CHARLIE YOU WON'T TAKE ME A- ...oh that's nice"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637358
The bamboo forests would feel like a giant ren xiongmao strip club, and it would be delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637372
I want to be the target of a highly elabotared monster girl military operation, and i want them to use military language such as "secure the d"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637007
>>13637027
>>13637317
The planet I want to visit more than any, is planet Not!Egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636287
>Small rural village
Literally hell. You have no idea what you're in for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637367
>I was home...all this time
>YOU MANIACS
>YOU FAGGED IT UP!
>Damn you.
>Damn you all to hell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637382
>High Value Dong
>Very Important Husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637007
Yes. And I shall make it my new homeworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637382
>Sir, we've secured the package!
>Excellent. Are there any tangos en route to the extraction point (the bedroom)?
>Just a couple of werecats, sir!
>Deploy the catnip gas and and let's get moving! Doubletime, waifu!
>Oorape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637373
No Anon, Alps are to be ruled with a Firm but Gentle hand. Ready to give a spanking when they act out of line, but ready to give a head pat when they please. Mild bullying is cruel and could lead to revolution when they reach Stage 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637388
>Penis of Interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637385
>>13637367
This is what happens when the SJWs win.

>You go to talk to one for an innocent conversation
>GET YOUR CIS-SCUM HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637396
I used to ruuuuuule the world, alps would scream when I raised my hand

I'm sorry, I'll go get my coat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637401
I used to listen to that song all the time when I played Empire Total war.

And then Prague happened...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637399
>Implying Alps have the asshole potential SJWs do
Alps can't bully or shame. They can only mumble under their breath.

Besides SJWs would probably consider Alps homophobic or some shit. I don't know, but Alps are too pure, don't bring them down. Lizardgirls are for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637408
>Lizardgirls are for that.
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637408
I was actually going along the lines of men being forced to submit to alpification at the hands of the growing Matriarchy and their plans for gender cleansing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637408
Lizardgirls > Alpshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637417
>their plans for gender cleansing.
Tell me they were at least smart enough to wait until the development of cloning or somesuch technology that WOULDN'T result in the monogenerational collapse of their population. Please.

>>13637419
>>13637415
>>13637408
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. Let's just all agree on one thing: Lizards and alps>cait shit. See? Let's all unite under our banner of hate!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a lizard then whisper in her ear sweet nothings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636173
You have to be careful with that, Anon, sex demons can't handle tender romance. You wouldn't want to break her would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637421
>smart

And you wonder why the Planet of the Alps is a wasteland.

I will agree with you on the Lizard thing, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637428
how would it break her? It is just pure love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637428
>You wouldn't want to break her would you?
I sure would. I'd love to turn a succuslut into a blushing hand-holding wreck just waiting to be carted off into a monogamous marriage. They would call me the purifier, loved by human women, hated by everyone else on the face of the planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637261
What monstergirls would the Zaibatsu waifu?

Would Liam alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636847
>>13636847
>You step outside your ship for the first time since the crash
>Some sort of disrupting wave had crashed your systems after coming too close to the surface just to check it out
>Now after running out of nutripaste and using up your last synthetic underwear you were already willing to die just to get out and see the sky
>Vapor rises as the hatch slowly glides open and reveals the exterior planet.
>You had expected bare earth and black skies to greet you before you choked
>In the best case you would have welcomed a forest of alien creatures and a breathable atmosphere
>But you had never imagined this.
>Your ship crashed on a paved road with magnificent mansions on either side
>In fact, it seems that there are only mansions and apartments covering the surface of this planet.
>You step up to the first door and knock lightly, before your hand meets the door a second time it opens
>A maid, shorter than you by a few feet and with a warm welcoming smile. You would have thought she was human if not for the feathery tail happily swinging at your presence.
>"Master?!" Her eyes fill with tears as her arms wrap around your torso. You don't know how to react other than accepting her hug and hoping she can tell you about the planet
>"Master?" You swivel your head and lock eyes with yet another maid, this one with long black hair. She drops the bag of groceries nestled in her arms and runs toward you at full speed.
>Her hands wrap around your arm and she rubs her cheeks against it like a child desperate for praise.
>"M-M-Master!" A third voice calls out as new maid peers over the fence of an adjacent mansion. She quickly runs over to hug you just as the other two had done.
>"Mastah!" "Ara ara master?" "Mi amo?" "Goshujin-sama?" "Master-kun?!" and a dozen other variations rise from all around you followed by a disturbing shaking of maid feet closing in.
>You realize your fatal mistake as the variety of maids smother you in their warmth and desire to please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637438
Fuck off to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637439
Anyone remember that movie 'A Boy and His Dog'?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637439
It is truly a paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stalk a Monster Girl, kidnap her, and then wake her up in my basement and force her to have a threeway with me and Chubby Alp Senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry an unhinged vampire that thinks "May I mine your gray matter" is a proper greeting and gets into arguments with stop signs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637450
Please fuck off. You're getting cancerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637454
Chubby Alp Senpai has always been cancerous forced shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637450
>I want to stalk a Monster Girl
Okay...
>kidnap her
Sounds nice...
>then wake her up in my basement
I like where this is going...
>force her to have a threeway
Oh yes.
>with me and Chubby Alp Senpai!
SOILED IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637450
Which one, though? A holstaur? Another alp? A member of the smug squad taken out of their comfort zone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637460
If you're gonna kidnap, you should go all the way.

Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play games with a tomboy spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637460
>A member of the smug squad taken out of their comfort zone?
Fuck it, kidnap all four. Imagine how delicious their tears would be when they're being lorded over by a fat, stuttering alp. Not sure how you'd hold the cheshire though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637468
I can't approve of the chubby alp but smug tears are delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637468
>Not sure how you'd hold the cheshire though.
Magic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637468
The Cheshire would get just teleport to the kitchen and get some cheez-its from the cabinet or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637450
Will you fuck off with you fat tranny already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637456
Literally tumblr-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you feel about pregnant monstergirls?

Specifically, pregnant with your child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637468
A clip binder to the nape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637485
Love? I'm going to go with love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637485
I have a lactation fetish, so I'm totally okay with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637485
Mother-in-law is trolling again I see...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637485
I do like. Gotta get the new daughteru acclimated to my spirit energy, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637485
I'd help an Alp cope with the absurdity that she's eventually going to be pushing a kid out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637468
>All that delicious humiliation brought forward by the chubby alp domming the smugs
>All that smug tears as they beg for you to take her away
>You just sit there and watch with smugness enough to overpower all the smug girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637485
If i see my waifu pregnant with my child i would remember how hard i fucked her to ger her belly like that and my boner would become diamond in seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>Chubby Alp Senpai
>le Smug Squad de-smugging
Come the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637521
What? Don't like our memes? Then get out.

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't we be friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637529
Why can't we be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637521
>Not liking seeing smug girls losing their smug to the biggest loser Monster Girl in the world
It's like poetry, it rhymes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637485
I just want to raise a cute little daughteru with my wife. No dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637538
>to the biggest loser Monster Girl in the world
It'd be somewhat more tolerable if it wasn't some shitsticks forced epik maymay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637546
Same. Dicking a daughteru is just too emotionally manipulative for me to get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637368

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637548
Eh, one man's meme is another man's waifu. Look at Janet. Sometimes it's best to just sit back and let what happens happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637546
I could dick the daughteru, but i couldn't dick a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637564
Somebody really likes yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637564
good fix the booboo

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be gently nibbled by a kumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda wanna go fishin with a mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637564
>you will never be the Paladin equivalent of Kazuma Kiryu
>you will never act as a fierce protector of your adoptive daughteru
>you will never try to balance out a life of normalcy while individuals from your life as a Paladin drag you into conflcts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637584
I want to go spear fishing with a mermaid. Sounds like it'd be a hoot, aside from getting shown up constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637594
>You will never be an anonymous drifter who's free of any obligations duties other than your own survival and safety
>You will never not have anything to worry about, be it loving, protecting or caring for anyone else at the cost of being alone
>You will never constantly question yourself if this is the life you were destined to live from the beggining, always opting to leave things be rather than try to change it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13635710

>>13637574
just having fun with pally-yeti adventures

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637655
Is that a loli Vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637655
>just having fun with pally-yeti adventures
Well, you won't get any complaints from me.

Even if I do prefer vanilla Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637594
>You will never be the Paladin equivalent of Kazuma Kiryu
>You will never take down the demon lord and the entire MGE pantheon
>All because they made your daughter cry
>You will never have bonus DLC where Ilias and Est Morn come out of a portal from another dimension and you beat them up too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637655
I need to write more vampire smut, bloodsucking just has too much potential for passion and intimacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637485
Impregnation/pregnancy is my fetish so...
Fuck yes there needs to be more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637644
>You will never fight for all the people and monster girls that cannot fight for themselves against a race of horrible creatures that are trying to bring about the end of the world.
>You will never eventually become one of the very same things you were fighting so the world doesn't have to die.
>You will never make the ultimate sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637655
Mondo cute. Can you draw a guy with a small Wurm around his neck like some sort of scarf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637644
>>13637655
>tfw just donated blood a few days ago, the bruise is still fresh
>tfw that blood would most likely just stay in fridge then be thrown away once the keeping time expires
>tfw no haughty yet affectionate vampire Mistress to offer my blood instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13633391
All of the girls that I would normally like are ruined because of the paws. I have a hand fetish. For normal, dainty hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637655
>Some greentext I wrote got drawn
OH HAPPY DAY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637700
It must hurt to live. KC seems to love big meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637485
Crap, that reminds me of that one adorable manga about the newly wed kitsune wife and her getting pregnant. It was more a cute/funny thing than an h-manga, although it did have a bit of that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637682
>You will never be a simple scavenger who fights only for himself, not butting in anyone's business
>You will never be on the move your entire life, never settling down anywhere, as you never come to like any town you pass by
>You will never eventually die of age in the wilderness, sitting by a tree in the middle of nowhere, without ever truly knowing if the life you lived was one of happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637700
>I have a hand fetish. For normal, dainty hands
We can no longer be friends anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637712

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637655
somethig cute with an ryu or salamander please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637723
Yeah, that was it. I probably have it on my hard drive somewhere, but I forgot the title so couldn't find it myself. It was something like, "My Newlywed Fox Wife" or something, wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna marry a MILF Monster Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637748
How would that even work? I mean, they're supposed to be undead, yet they can still drink blood and apparently must do so to, uh, live, but how is babby formed in undead womb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637752
Spirit energy injections you dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637750
Gonna marry a MILF Monster Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637752
MGE Zombies can get pregnant and give birth to other zombies, KC gives zero fucks about undead biology

I want to make babies with a skeleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637750
MILFs are garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637752
KC already confirmed in one of his tweets/Q&As that undead can get pregnant (I think it was a question about a Lich in particular, but I assume it applies to all undead)

[Anonymous No.]

I want my living sperm to enter a dead womb, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

How does a tsukumogami sword fight? Do her arms turn into swords? Can she make swords from her body? Does she just use martial arts and karate chop people in half?

[Anonymous No.]

How big is too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637767
If one breast is bigger than my entire head then no thank you.

That and if it causes back pain for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637767
There is none. Tall or wide, all Monster Girls are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637752
None of the undead in MGE are true undead. They're just new genuine living creatures derived from corpses. What was that quote from that one mob story?

>Not those blowjob happy dark elves people call ghouls
>You don't want to see real ghouls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637755
I just headcanon that you have to level up your undead waifu into a wight who then forms babby using MAGIC, spirit energy and class. The same for liches.

>>13637757
If was not the question, but rather how. We know dhampirs come from vampires anyway, so if was never an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637757
There's actually an entire section in the World Guide or the Updated Zombie Profile or something about undeads getting pregnant.

Magic.
MAMONO MANA.
Whatever.

All that matters is preggers zombie girls rubbing their swollen bellies while moaning "Waaaaaarm" as they cuddle up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637770
Back pain is a meme more than anything. An extra ten pounds of fat on a chest max isn't going to give anyone back problems as long as they don't just sit inside all day and do nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637767
There is no too big. Doesn't matter whether it relates to her individual proportions or her as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636608
I would dick that and I would dick a cait shit.
Nekomata transformation or not.
I could alsu daughteru them.
Or pet them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637775
>People still think this

Okay, grandpa. I bet think "support" and "fitting" are just buzzwords propagated by Victoria Secret, and cup sizes are just a purely cosmetic thing.

Seriously though, try carrying a ten-pound backpack your entire life. No, not a backpack, since those have shoulder straps for support. Try carrying a ten-pound handbag, on only one side of your body and not the other. See if the weight imbalance doesn't strain your posture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637774
>Updated Zombie Profile
>According to one theory, it is said that zombies aren't human corpses reanimated by Demonic energy. Instead, they're human corpses that have changed into a living race called zombies.
So it's exactly as >>13637772 says. There's also some shit in there about zombie babies and becoming a zombie even while you're still alive. I'm now a bit insulted by this "undead" label.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637767
It depends on the build of the girl. As long as the proportions aren't too bad, there's no real 'too big'. Lolis with basketball chests or girls using their tits as beanbags? Disgusting. Your pic? Perfect amount of big without going too far into fetish territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637779
Mah Nigga. I want that Cyclops MILF, I'm going to make her mine with marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

So are you guys still up for card games, or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637784
Eh, it even says "According to one theory". Another one of KC's vague statements to let people take their own route.

I prefer the "Magic, I ain't gotta explain nothin'" myself.

Cause Undead should be undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637796
I want to raise an undead kingdom and cuddle my zombie horde before leading them out to find husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637783
People think it's a marginal issue comparable to poor posture when sitting down and way less affecting than the more prevalent plain obesity. It's a small thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637796
Why does the Undead preggers thing bother you so much? I never saw it as something to get upset over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637713
>You'll never be the jackass knight in a videogame made by monstergirls that the main Heroine butts heads with constantly.
>You'll never come to grudgingly respect each other around halfway through the game.
>You'll never die holding off the main villains forces so the others can escape not long after that.
>You'll never be resurrected as a Revenant without your memories to serve the main villain as his main enforcer.
>You'll never fight the heroine several times throughout the late stages of the game only to have your mask knocked off during your penultimate boss encounter.
>"A-Anon?"
>"Who the hell is Anon?"
I want to see delicious monstergirl gamer tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637805
Goddamn them titties.
I want to give all my vassals/underlings Holstaur milk if it means I can get them to look like that.
Gotta get those Skeletons strong somehow anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637807
Wouldn't you be a girl at that point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637796
Dead things shouldn't be able to give birth. That's as core as them being animated corpses. Otherwise they're not dead. Makes more sense that the ones that can breed are some kind of regular living creature.

Otherwise how do you explain not just the children but the children growing up? Something that grows and ages and breeds. That's just not dead to me. Defeats the purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637805
>You will never be served by a clumsy kuudere zombie who doesn't understand the concept of private space and often tries to cuddle at the wrong time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637810
It's a video game anon, it doesn't follow the rules of monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to knock my wight waifu up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637805
It doesn't? I don't see it as something to get upset over. Just "Magic. Undead can be preggers. Magic." and leave it at that.

>>13637803
>Not being their husbando yourself
Why would you give up the cuddles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637807
You become a Fantasy version of the Winter Soldier? Radical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637813
Immursion broken.
This game company should listen to me and release a patch turning revenent Anon female.
She should've ended up with the shota anyway.

>>13637820
Because these girls need a better man then I.
I can't give them all the cuddles they need while also running the kingdom and getting them safe.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get a Lilim addicted to Puzzle & Dragons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637825
Enjoy your Mary Sue's and/or DMPCs

[Anonymous No.]

>Turns out undead monstergirls can't actually give birth
>Most of them, the rich and powerful anyway, hire liches to create artificial souls and stick them into bodies similar to what they want their child to look like
>But that doesn't stop your wight waifu from wanting to feel the joys of being pregnant while you wait for your artificial daughteru to be ready at the lab
>In the meantime your waifu has taken to sticking shirts underneath her dress and adding a few more each month.
>She doesn't force you to play along, but positively shines whenever you rub her 'belly' and ask her if she can feel the baby kick
>It's actually a little creepy how she starts talking to it at times when you're in private
>A bit annoying too, given that she started walking with this ridiculous waddle that looks nothing like a pregnant woman
>But if it makes her happy then it isn't so bad.

I want to marry a baby crazy wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637829
Wrong game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637804
>People think

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacy_of_relative_privation

You mean idiots think. It's like saying you should let people get for theft and vandalism while murder still exists in society, or that cut cocaine isn't that bad for you because huffing gasoline fumes is worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637783
This argument is terrible. "Support" most certainly is propitiated by Victoria's Secret and "fitting" is irrelevant past making sure the bra actually fits the chest it's going on, any bra that doesn't is going to be uncomfortable whether it supports anything or not. Cup size ties right into "fitting" so I'll say no more on that.

>No, not a backpack, since those have shoulder straps for support.
It's not like bras have a frame to shift the weight onto the hips and off of the spine or something, bra or no bra tits are still hanging from the upper torso. If anything bras just lift which you'd expect to make the issue of back pain worse due to marginally higher center of gravity and pressure on the back of the spine. Bras do nothing to alleviate the weight of breasts and as such are a terrible proof for large tits causing any form of pain.

On top of that the human spine bends forward slightly naturally and the human spine is built to handle the weight of your head and the massive arms you get from lifting all day including stabilization from some of the large muscle groups in the body, ten pounds on the front isn't that big a thing unless you're bouncing every which way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637825

3.5% atk for all male creatures while above 75% HP. Poison attack every 20 turns like Red Odin. Pls nerf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637807
>Heroine knocks off your helmet, revealing your face
>Half of it is gone, only the skull remains
>The half with actual dead meat remaining is burnt and cut up
>Your only eye stares down at her, its spark long gone
>"...A-Anon...?"
>You pause for a moment, non responsive, before continuing your attack
>Heroine stabs you with her sword right in the torso
>You look down at the sword lodged in your body, then back up at her, before booting her away from you
>You remove the blade without showing any sign of pain and throw it away
>As you move in closer to deal the final blow to her, she's forced to use her most powerful attack
>A blast of energy that washes over you insentely
>You stagger for a second, but continue your march
>Each step becoming harder and harder, you struggle to reach her by stretching your arm forward, as she continues to attack you
>Your armor starts to break away piece by piece, and the energy blast starts burning your flesh away
>The blast is too strong, and eventually turns you into dust, flying away with the wind
>Complete silence follows
>"Stage Complete" message appears
>However, unlike the previous stages, there is no victory music this time around, just silence
>Heroine just sits there on the ground, gasping for air due to exhaustion, before falling into tears
>Fade to black
>Post-stage screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637852
>Objective: Destroy Anon complete
>Reward: Ring of Broken Promises

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637843
More like you're the idiot telling people that eating a candy bar every once in awhile is going to give them diabetes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637811
I say again.
"Magic". Quit letting it bother you so much.

Like, easy explanation, a "Born Zombie" is "Aged" by the magic to her prime, and then at the point when her body would start to die, nothin'. Since she's already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637265
Her! I want her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637865
Too bad faggot I want her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637869
Not if I make her wear lewd outfits first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637807
>>13637852
Haven't we had this talk before?

Didn't it end with two alternate endings, depending on whether the player unlocks certain hidden items and such.
Good End: A wedding
Normal End A graveyard

Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637875
Damn! Foiled again!

One of these days I find a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637864
That was my first response. Somebody else brought it up. And it doesn't bother me, because I don't have to use it.

>So tell me Sheila, how did you die?
>Oh, I never died. I think my great grandmother died, or was it my great great grandmother? I could call and ask but you know how people lose touch.

It's the inverse of a rose by any other name. If there's nothing left that makes it a rose, then just calling it that doesn't mean much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637858
>Killing Anon doesn't give any rewards other than a ring and a piece of lore in the "extras" menu
>Lore reveals that Anon used to be the Heroine's arch rival, but always stood by her side when an obstacle or enemy crossed their paths, never cheating, never betraying
>He was the one who "encouraged" her to become the game's heroine by "challenging" her to earn such title, and the only one who believed that she could achieve such
>He also maintained his dickish behavior against her to bring more attention to her and make her more famous, as the common folk adopted her as the "good knight" and him as the "bad guy"
>Anon was planning to tell her the truth behind his actions a day before dying in combat during an ambush, holding back the enemy so she could've escaped

>>13637877
I wrote one of these before, where [You] become an evil lord who's defeated by your waifu's party and buried beneath the stones of your own kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637852
>Penultimate
That means there's one more left anon. Hope you know how to find the secret item that lets you save your fallen party member!

>>13637877
Yeah. And I still want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637861
Original post said back problems from boobage was just a meme, implying it wasn't a real thing. So rather than the metaphor, "eating candy occasionally will give you diabetes" a more accurate comparison would be, "eating all the candy you want will NEVER EVER cause diabetes"

>>13637846
I'm not sure you fully grasp what bras do. They aren't anti-gravity devices like in muh animoos, and were never intended to reduce weight. Rather, they shift the burden of the weight towards the horizontal center of mass; it reduces frontal load (in front of the chest), and shifts it closer towards the center of mass (shoulders).

And yes, it does help. There's a reason travellers and the military prefer using backpacks rather than burlap sacks over the shoulder to carry 50+ lb of gear. Carrying weight is much easier when it's balanced correctly, or is balanced in such a way that the burden is directed more towards body parts better capable of handling it.

Christ, I know 90% of /jp/ has never talked to a girl before, but this is something that wouldn't even be hard to deduce from looking at someone wearing a bra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637875
A playboy bunny outfit is not the right apparel for shooting Belmonts!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub my waifu's pregnant belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637888
>secret item that lets you save your fallen party member
>yfw the developers forgot to add this in the game

[Anonymous No.]

I want to accept a Lizardgirl's duel request and make the duel be a cuddle-off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637885
Sequel has jaded waifu carrying the ring and fighting some new ancient evil .
She is able to sell the ring for a hefty chunk of change at any time and she can romance a male companion or two over the course of the game.
If she doesn't then she's able to do a secret quest halfway through the game where she can enter the tomb of the undead. Inside she fights spirits, skeletons, and ghosts of the last game along with the zombified final boss from last time.
A tenth of the way through she can find a silent, armored night sitting by the bonfire. If she has the ring still then he will join the part as a member with good stats as long as she holds it (or doesn't sell it)
At the end of the game he will take a spot in the final party and, during the end game, the boss will trigger an item that resurrects her at full health in her 4th, and truly final, form.
BUT it also resurrects the knight who is revealed to be Anon.
True Ending is Anon and the Heroine getting married.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a pregnant monstergirl and raise her daughteru like my own.

[Anonymous No.]

This argument over breasts makes me feel somewhat prideful for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637890
Meme doesn't mean it's untrue, in this case it means that it's way overblown you tard. Women with big tits aren't any worse off than a guy with a beer belly. It's fucking nothing, and not even worth bringing up. You're arguing marginality.

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>>13637904
That's some large takoyaki she's got stashed in her shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637899
>MFW the developers deliberately leave the secret item that saves anon out until a patch a full year into the game's life and don't announce the patch at all.
>MFW monstergirl gamers scrambling all over the game looking in vain to find some way to save anon.
>MFW they can't save their husbando until a full year into the game's lifespan
You can't act like Jackass Knight wouldn't attract some monstergirls. Especially since the MC would be a self insert for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637908

See >>13637843

Also, in all fairness, most anime-style girls have breast-to-body ratios far in excess of actual women... like 10% or more of their entire body mass is in the breasts alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637901
Yes.

This is how things should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637904
>still no scan

[Anonymous No.]

TFW there will never be a FPS game with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw there will never be monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637904
FAT
SQUID
TATS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637922
Good.

>>13637925
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like pregnant Kiki would be best, she would have to stop being a maid for a while and you take care of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632748
This is why you don't mess with another girl's shota.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you fuck a fat Monster Girl? Not hamplanet, but beyond chubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637925

>No matter how many silly or serious scenarios we think up, no matter what mushy romantic stuff we write it will never come to pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637893
According to Japan, a bunny outfit is the perfect for operating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637922
>Shoot monster girls, you're the real monster
>Shoot humans, make monster girls think you're a monster

No winning either way.

[Anonymous No.]

Mouse pads! Get your mouse pads here! Specially designed for ergonomic support!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637933
>You will one day wake up years down the line wondering why you ever bothered fantasizing about these things when you could have gone out and made something of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637937
You need to stop anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637936

Pacifist run, go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637948
>Not shooting the Jews and being the true hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637952
/pol/ please go.
You have a containment board for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637932
Nope. I'm just not aroused by that body type. I'll direct her south to 'murrica though, she'll be thin there.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fantasy RPG game
>Protagonist is a female human, a paladin
>Have to make choices all throughout the game, a lot like Mass Effect's paragon/renegade system
>Three sets of choices for these events
>A lawful good choice that keeps you on the path of the church, or steers you back towards it if previous choices have caused you to turn away
>A neutral good choice that doesn't change your status either way
>A chaotic good choice that steers you away from the church and towards the monsters
>Depending on your score from these choices, you either remain a paladin allied with the church, remain as good and pure as you can while coexisting with monsters, or you turn into a monster girl yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637954
/jidf/ pls

I just to purge heresy with my delicious brown waifu and make the world a better place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637937
My rodent oriented mind read that completely wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632012
My negro. Hellhound master race.

Why the fuck this shit ask me for food in spanish

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>>13637890
>They aren't anti-gravity devices like in muh animoos
Of course not, because they can't be. Shift the weight every which way you want, it's still tugging forward on a frame meant to be tugged forward.

>There's a reason travellers and the military prefer using backpacks rather than burlap sacks over the shoulder to carry 50+ lb of gear.
That would be two fold. First you've got a massive (read: far greater than the insignificant even on its own ten pound figure listed) lateral imbalance which isn't an issue with symmetrical breasts, and then there's the magic of hip straps. Any military pack meant to carry that kind load is going to have them and those DO remove weight from the spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13636847
>>13636856
>Legend says of a man who crash landed on Amazon planet
>That his will to only marry a proper lover and stay alive was incomparable to other humans
>Naturally all the Amazonian women desired to capture and keep him as a house husband
>Thus they were always at odds with one another and there could be no peace
>He'd fight and flee, all the while insuring his survival on a planet filled with master hunter's and trackers
>The man still remains in the wilderness to this day, living in fear every moment of being captured
>Many Amazonian have attempted to capture him and failed, eventually giving up on the prospect entirely
>Two of our greatest hunters have never stopped hunting him
>One out of pride, for she will never accept failure, especially in the case of a human man
>The Second, out of compassion, so that she might end his life of perpetual fear and grant him security in her home
>Long has it been a hallowed tradition for an Amazon's first Man Hunt to be against the wiliest of prey, the unconquerable White Fawn ANAMOSA
>And so your journey begins today young one, the first Man Hunt will also be your most difficult
>Remember your training and check yours surroundings
>*Press Up on the control stick to pan upward, press Down on the control stick to pan downward*
>*This is the HUD, main objectives are viewed in the top left with secondary ones listed below it*
>*The HUD also displays the health, hunger, and thirst meter in the bottom left, when you run out of Health you pass out, running out of Hunger or Thirst slowly lowers Health*
>*X to Jump / Inspect, R1 for Light Strike, R2 for Heavy Strike, Square for Use Item (Currently equipped Bola), Triangle to switch between melee and ranged weapons, O for evasion, L3 to Sprint, R3 for WAR SHOUT, L1 to use Whip to traverse terrain, L2 to Parry, and Direction Pad to switch items
>...
>M.O: Hunt the ANAMOSA
>S.O: Capture Human Males to increase Honor
>S.O. Hunt Mighty Beasts to Increase Honor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632012
Is it weird to want to fuck a hellhound's thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637961
Even sans hip straps, a regular old school backpack with just shoulder straps is still better for the back than a burlap sack.

>>13637965
Yes, it is. Your penis would be right next to her pussy and anus two of the three best places on her body. Why would you settle for intercurrial?

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>>13637965
If you're already okay with fucking a hellhound you've got nothing to lose. I mean, I don't think it's abnormal to want to fuck a normal woman's thighs at least, though I have spent too much time on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637965
Her steamy, smooth, muscular thighs with just the right amount of soft? I don't see how it isn't delightfully weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637957
I want to say I'd play a Monster Girl Heavy RPG made by Bioware. But worries of executive meddling by EA, and some of the more questionable members of their staff, leave one hesitant...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637968
>Not liking intercural
Nigga wassamatter wit'chu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637973
>Bioware

Fucking leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637973
>Bioware

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637941

>One day as you go about your day in a retirement home you'll hear news about mysterious creatures known as monster girls appearing
>Suddenly the doors swung open and your waifu herself came to get you
>You look at her and say "Took ya long enough"

>And then you woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637485
Can you make a monster girl double-pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637968
>Even sans hip straps, a regular old school backpack with just shoulder straps is still better for the back than a burlap sack.
Because of side to side instability, yes. I said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey Anon, wanna try and drink some alcohol from my belly button? Or, you could drink it straight from my mouth!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637959
Nyan pls, let that mouse running on the wheel in your head have a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637968
It's called foreplay anon, If I'm having sex with a Hellhound it's gonna keep going for a long time.
>You'll never have a playful hellhound cuddledom you.
>She'll never whisper lewd things into your ears as she grinds her entire body against you to get you hard.
>She'll never change her whispers to encouragement as your hips start moving up and down on their own and her tight pussy milks you over and over and over again without breaks until you're a tired panting mess.
>She'll never flip you over so you're on top of her and cuddle you like a teddy bear afterwards.
>>13637970
I didn't used to want to, but then I spent enough time here to get attracted to thighs. Go figure, this place is corrupting me.
Are we sure Demonic Energy isn't a thing?
>>13637972
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637983
>MG lays egg
>Stick egg up her ass for incubation
>Start on making a second egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637932
I wanna make a chubby alp push it to the limit, and lick the sweat that collects in her cleavage and the small of her back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637983
Easily, fuck her long and hard enough to make twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637978
>>13637979
>Implying Tali isn't a top-tier qt3.14

[Anonymous No.]

>MG Fighting game updates
>Jinko re-added to roster, with three different movesets
>Including past, current, and new sets
>Mantis added
>Black dragon skin given it's own moveset
>Elf and dark elf separated into two different characters
>Crow tengu rebalanced
>New game mode added: Rape till you drop
>New difficulty level added: Druella must die
>New skins available for free for all characters, limit of five per account
>Alp added to roster, features three stages with increasing power
>New challenges added to challenge mode
>Joke character Tanuki added

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637991
>Are we sure Demonic Energy isn't a thing?
Well, Fox News seems to think the internet is the devil, and the internet is powerful, so one has to wonder. Maybe they're onto something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637989
Alright, alright. I'll put the rat on instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637997
THIS GUY GETS IT.
I pray for the day that Bioware somehow breaks away from EA and starts making games that aren't tainted by EA's shitty business practices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637997
She is, hell she kickstarted my alien girl fetish, too bad the writing in 2/3 were so shit.

That and the gameplay in 2 was dog shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637998
>>Alp added to roster, features three stages with increasing power

Like Enrico Pucci?

>Letting the Alp go stage 3 is pretty much game over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638003
>You will never a Hinezumi who hates, hates, HATES being referred to as a rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638013
It's because she's in the mafia, isn't it?
Way to make me sad anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638012
But Pucci lost like a little bitch, I'm sure a Stage 3 Alp would be no different in the end.
>>13638013
Firerat will be devoured by superior Firecat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638011
I liked the writing for the most part. Except for everything involving "The Catalyst".

Also thought 2 had the best gameplay tbh.
Shitty cliffhanger ending, but better than the awful executive mandate BS in 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638013
>You will never intentionally call her a rat offhandedly to trigger massive Kung Fu fights and subsequent amazing make up sex

This is actually a thing I would do, especially if protected by MAMONO MANA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638017
As if a human girl like Firecat has a chance against a hinezumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638001
Did you already forget what Baneposting brought to the world?

>>13637997
>>13638004
Mass Effect is overrated, as is Bioware. Their days of KotOR are long behind them and now all they're good at is making glitchy games shit writing that amounts to "You want to Ride the Bull" and use "muh progressiveness" as an excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638017
>But Pucci lost like a little bitch,

He had the highest body count out of all the villains and got killed by an equally overpowered stand being used as a Chekhov's gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xvzuAQe4PU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638022
Firecat is the ultimate warrior! She represents all that humanity is capable of! Only an extremely beautiful and extremely stronk Ctarl-Ctarl could overcome her!
>>13638031
He died from breathing oxygen. That's about as lame as death by falling down in an escalator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638023
>Did you already forget what Baneposting brought to the world?
Please, if all it took was a year or so of /tv/ 4U posting to cause a plane crash our collective
>you will nevers
and virgin lust would've made monster girls real long, long ago. We even had a head start, for crying out loud. Some days I'm tempted to head over to /x/ and at least try to summon a succubus, but hten I have to make a deal with a demon and I kinda like my immortal soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638023
What does progressiveness have to do with a mercenary who fucks anything and everything? Or is Rance progressive too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638013
>Now comes the real tour de force
>Tricky and wicked of course
>My earlier crimes were fine for their times
>But now that I'm at it again
>An even grimmer plot has been simmering, in my great criminal brain!

>Even meaner? You mean it?
>Worse than those widows and orphans you drowned?
>You're the best of the worst around
>Oh Hine-chan
>Oh Hine-chan
>You're one of a kind
>To Hine-chan
>To Hine-chan
>The world's greatest criminal mind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638036
You don't have a soul anon. You're dead inside. That's why you're here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638023
>>13638036
>Did you already forget what Baneposting brought to the world?

Well maybe one day we'll hear on the news about a man who was kidnapped by a woman who allegedly had the lower body of a snake. And people will think it'll be a prank or something

But we'll know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638036
>We even had a head start
Baneposting has been around since as early as 2011. They've worked hard to get where they did, and they aren't stopping now. Don't you underestimate the power of the Fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638013
>>13638021

>Call her a rat
>She gets angry and demands a duel
>Somehow loses, ignites lust flame, and you rape her
>Realizing what you did, you run away.

>She comes back the next day.
>Apologize to her and call her mouse instead
>She stutters a half-hearted tsundere remark about how you insulted her again
>Demands fight again with bright red blush on her face
>Loses incredibly easy this time with barely more than a light hit
>"Accidentally" falls with her dress pulled aside and her bare ass in the air
>More lust flames
>Give her another hard pounding, in the sexual sense

>When your head clears, she stutters she'll be back for revenge the next day.

>You realize she is a tsundere and can't openly admit to loving you, and probably also a bit of a masochist given how she gets off on you brutally ploughing her

Such is life in the south-east MGCity Dojo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638004
There's no hope, Anon.
We just need to pray EA goes bankrupt and has to sell off it's developers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638056
>Sell off
You misspelled "Kill and rape"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638056
>Implying that will ever happen when they have EA Sports

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638059
In that order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638023
>"Muh progressiveness"
More pervasive with Dragon Age stuff than Mass Effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638064

The order largely depends on EA's mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638056
>>13638059
Yeah, EA will probably kill off all of their studios before they let themselves go under.
Also this, >>13638063 so long as there are retards that buy sports games EA will never truly die, they would have to have all people lose interest in their other genres of games in order for them to get rid of their IPs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638064
No soldier, it's a privilege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638063
>Implying they even need developers when they only need to update player stats to sell it as a new game every year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638068
In, not is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638050
Then where did it go? It's an IMMORTAL soul, you can't just stab it to death with years of sadness and crushing loneliness. I swear to whatever entities will listen that if some bitch stole my soul without at least giving me a blowjob I'mma slap her.

>>13638054
11/10, would practice Kung Fu and "Jiujitsu" with daily. She'd have to tone it down so we actually got some training done after an orgasm or three though.

>>13638053
2011? Were they Baneposting with the comics or something? /mgg/ was still around before that, but man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638069
Don't forget the new skins for the character models and maps from all the old games.
Then the DLC that allows you to attach a bicycle bell to your gun that your character will ring whenever you get a kill.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, inna woods...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638072
The introduction to the Bane dialogue was leaked in late 2011.

>TFW you will never relieve those moments where someone asked "What does Bane mean by "For You?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638067
I'm still waiting for the day something like this happens.

>"Though we had to rush the initial product to meet the demand of the upcoming feature film, we are pleased to present a number of features previously left out of Star Wars: Battlefront". We are sure fans will be very pleased to see the return of plenty of maps and game modes in this new, full-release, $80 Expansion, Star Wars: Battlefront - Space!"

[Anonymous No.]

It's the 25th century and you're a spaceman with a spaceship and a space AI that sounds like a space tsundere schoolgirl. Unfortunately all of that is soon coming to an end due to your ship hurling through the atmosphere of a strange planet and forcing you to crash land. When you wake up the AI calls you a space baka for making her worry before announcing that you've landed on...

1. Oomukade Planet
>The surface is covered in forests that only break up when lakes form or when a mountain forces them to disperse.
>The climate is perpetually cloudy except for two months a year of sun and thunderstorms
>The oomukade living here are divided into two subspecies
>One of them are smaller with softer features and large breasts. They stick to the underground and are generally timid
>The other is made up of larger and more muscular with equally aggressive behavior and a tendency to be clingy
>Both of them are desperate to cuddle anything that promises to pat their head and call them cute.
>Oomukades are willing to share you between members of their same species.
>After five years a ship will pass by and find your signal

2. Holstaurus Planet
>The surface is an infinitely spanning field of wheat and prairies that never ends. Small ponds are scattered throughout the surface
>Climate is perpetually sunny with a very rare chance of light showers. Storms are unheard of
>All of the holstaurus live in small villages where they'll welcome you immediately if they see you
>Holstaurus enjoy being milked and played with. Most of them are gentle and caring
>Outside of villages there are minotaurs who desperately stalk you and will rape you if they catch up
>They still adore being played with after raping you.
>Holstauri start getting frustrated and hornier the longer you stay around them without fucking, this leads to rape or yandere.
>No one from your planet will ever find you.

3. Secret Planet: Your AI detects a strange energy reading.

4. Secret Planet: Something's smashing the hull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638076
imma explore all up inna their woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638079
I have never felt an emotional rollercoaster as strong as I did over the course of EA leaking information about the new Battlefront game.
I went from elation, to horrible sadness, to blinding rage all in the span of a few weeks when they finally revealed what they did to the franchise.
I hope that game fails to sell and they cut DICE loose, that company deserves to be under the reigns of EA no more than any other, but especially not after the changes EA made to the Battlefield series, turning it into Call of Duty with vehicles and lens flare.
That entire corporation should just burn to the ground and be liquidated for the good of the entire industry.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl is olev for listening to and understanding someone who has a hard time with conversations, with bonus points for being genuinely interested for reasons beyond wanting to husbando the guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638094
Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
Oomukade planet's climate alone seems like a deal breaker. Having to live almost the entire year with outdoors shrouded in semi-darkness, or underground in complete darkness? Especially when the other alternative is idyllic prairies and nice weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
Holst Planet for me! They better have at least one Mega-Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
Is one of them Space-Not!Egypt?

Cause I wanna go to Planet Not!Egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638076
>"Anything can happen in the woods~."
>"May I kiss you~<3"

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girls exist in another dimension
>They've managed to open a line of communication with us through the internet
>The only response they got was baneposting and they assumed we were undeveloped and horribly dystopian with uncontrollable homicidal and suicidal tendencies
>They wrote our dimension off as a result
How sad would you be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
22222222222222222

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638089
Well, they were voted the worst company in America for a reason. Ahead of the kind of ultra-Jews who routinely destroy the planet for an extra couple bucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638108
>Invalid number; value is too high
>Causes stack overflow error, choice rolls over to the very beginning.

>THE COMPUTER HAS ACCEPTED THE SELECTION. LOCKED IN COURSE TO OOMUKADE WORLD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638089
>yfw DICE redesigned Faith from the new Mirror's Edge game to look like Emma Sulkowicz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
Set me on course for where the Planet of the Alps lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638114
Bullshit defective ai. I'm going to the Holstaur home world, and I am touching all the cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
4.
Lets do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
3.
Fuck crawlers and cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
I'm going for 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638115
I've seen all of one piece of concept art for that game, and the only different seemed to be that Faith got a fancy-as-fuck jacket.

But all the same I'll ask. Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637933
NOT WITHOUT ACID!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
I'm going to take my chances with 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638107
Meh. We only have ourselves to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
4 is Wurm-chan, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
4

It's Anya docking your ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
I want to land on the __Lich__ planet, where skeleton and wight armies populate strangely modern looking towns, and most Lich waifus are the stoic protagonists of lewd slice-of-life comedies. Except when humanboys are involved, and it turns out they're adorable, awkward Danderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
Oomucuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638085
Erm, 3 I guess. Let's hope on my luck making it up for me, it did smash my balls yesterday after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638136
If I had to guess, it would be Spaceworm (the space-faring Sandworm), since she both a bit of a clutz and is likely to crash into things, and is one of the only space faring MGs in /mgt/ stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638106
How does rape spider so frequently come out terrible in writefaggotry but marvelous in drawfaggotry? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638149
Or a space Kraken, since they tend to smash ships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638158
They come out as one sided characters when written, but are actually a good mix of cute and monstrous when drawn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638106
"Not again."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638131
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Emma_Sulkowicz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638106
>>13638171
This Anon needs to stop wandering the woods at night. That's when all the scary Monster Girls come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638186
What do they do if there are no boys around? Play Maid RPG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638186
But ushi-oni are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638163
Maybe, it could well be different interpretations. Or maybe it's because in writing we got to follow them through the act, whereas in pictures you just get a snapshot of one moment. I mean, it's probably not impossible for even a violent rapist to look appealing caught at the right moment with flattering lighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638186
Hey, the manticore was first. With a first experience like that you can't really blame him for trying again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638143
Yes. This is exactly what I want as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright /mgt/, I have a problem. I sent my son to his first day of High School and he was about to have his first rape by a nice Arachne girl who wanted to exploit his Arachnaphobia, when his old single Lizardgirl homeroom teacher intervened and stopped this, then she made sure I son made it to home safely and with his virginity intact.

Who should I call? The teacher, the principal, or the head of Education for my district? This seems like a gross abuse of a teacher's power, and it's quite sickening how she actually did that. I honestly can't believe they'd even allow a Teacher to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638211
go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638104
>>13638122
>>13638125
>>13638127
>>13638134
>>13638136
>>13638141
>>13638148

3. Ghost Planet
>The surface is covered in the ruins of abandoned cities and ruined military instillations
>The climate is a mix of nuclear winter and acid rain, there is plenty of shelter and food to be found in the ruins though
>The ghosts are lonely and desperate for company, most will happily help you and give you tips on anything you need
>When you sleep the ghosts become lusty and will relieve themselves using your body
>For every thousand ghosts there is one zombie that you might find wandering the roads lonely and looking for warmth
>For every thousand zombies there is the possibility of one lich or wight who has maintained her intelligence even after the apocalypse.
>Just the fact that you exist is enough reason for a lich or wight to go yandere, they will never let you go if they find you
>The planet has all the materials needed to fix your ship and escape if you can convince the ghosts to help you find them
>Or you might trust a lich and help her using your genetic material to create more humans and repopulate the dead planet

4. Wurm's planet
>The planet is covered in mountains and full of dangerous non monstergirl wildlife
>Luckily the only monstergirl on the planet found you first.
>The wurm was curious as to why your ship appeared and tried using it as a ball.
>She doesn't know where she came from, she theorizes that she spontaneously burst into existence.
>She is the only sentient creature on this planet, and has no concept of friendship, marriage, love, etc.
>She'll trust pretty much anything you tell her as long as she can't rationalize it as being wrong.
>She'll be distant at first, but will quickly come to depend on you emotionally seeing as how you're her first friend/lover/enemy/everything
>She has incredible intellectual potential, but could never develop it up until meeting you.
>Likes it when you put your mouth on her tummy and blow hot air.

5. ???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638211
No, this is too autistic even for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638211
Even in MGC you'd need to be hardcore Sabbath to be okay with a first-grader getting raped. Hell, even the arachne shouldn't have been sexually active if she was within a few years of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638217
>4
Yus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638217
Ghosts are too spooky for me, going with 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638217
>Likes it when you put your mouth on her tummy and blow hot air.

at the end of the day this is all man can really ask for

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638217
>Repopulating a planet with one male and a dead chick
On the level of the alp "gender cleansing" from earlier.

I'm still all for the holstaurus planet, but 3 is an okay alternative; it's like playing STALKER in real life, only you get raped instead of murdered and the anomalies can be convinced to help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638190
They play Butler RPG, which is pretty much the same thing but somehow lewder.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a Kakuen until I pass out from exhaustion.
I also want to wake up covered in femcum and find out she was grinding her hips against me while I passed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638250
You will wake up with your camera and glasses missing, along with a few other things, damn monkeys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPxcFm_S1qc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638250
i want to spank that ass until she looks like a baboon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638250
You WANT to fail to satisfy her before you pass out? Shame. Now, if it was me I'd still want to wake up covered in femcum, but it'd be because the rest of the uh--what do you call a group of apes, anyway?--was watching in secret and THEY came to grind against me even though the smug cunt I'd chosen had passed out right next to me. Then it'd be time for round two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638223
>First grader
>"First day of High School"
That's one smart shota I tell you what

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638266
Well, they have tails so they're monkeys. So calling them a troupe would be accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638250
Lanky kakuen when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638211
I'm going to second >>13638221

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638217
I want to run into a lich and not give her any reason to go Yandere, because I actually like liches.
I want to repair my ship and build tons of others, creating a colonization force of ghosts, zombies, and skeletons.
I want to start an empire of undead colonists and zombie soldiers, bringing justice to the stars with my lich waifu at my side.[/spoilers]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638266
I feel like I need to clarify.
I want that to be my first time with her and I want to train my body so that eventually she'll be the one passing out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638267
>I tell you what
Was it your intention that I read this in Hank Hill's voice? Because if so you succeeded.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run into a lich and not give her any reason to go Yandere, because I actually like liches.
I want to repair my ship and build tons of others, creating a colonization force of ghosts, zombies, and skeletons.
I want to start an empire of undead colonists and zombie soldiers, bringing justice to the stars with my lich waifu at my side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638250
Get funky with the monkey.

http://i.imgur.com/fjNSXkH.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638267
Oh good. I'm actually glad to have misread that.

>>13638289
Not bad.

>>13638272
>troupe
And now I want to see a kakuen travelling theater troupe wherein raping the audience is part of the show. Or all of the show. Either way.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to act like rapebait, and love her with all my heart. Then I'd leave her brraking her heart.
I want to make my waifu a yandere

[Anonymous No.]

You'd make sure the neighborhood shota gets Ved right?

I'd send a package of Rape 40 lbs. to his house, complete with the delivery Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638217
>Ghost planet
Yes, this is a good choice. I doubt there is going to be another planet that comes close for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638317
>brraking
I'd ask if your waifu was a car, plane or train, but we all know the rape train has no brakes, so she can't be a train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638323
>40 lbs.
So, she has what, a loli harpy in there or something?
That could be cute

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would be a good yoga instructor? And by good I mean looks great in a pair of tight-fitting yoga pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638345
>Heya shota, I'm here to rape ya!
>What's a rape?
>...I dunno!
The the harpy takes three steps out of the box, forgets what she's even there for and they play vidya all night. Luckily the deliverywoman is glad to take care of the job if her package fails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638349
Catgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638351
>NTRing a burgeoning childhood friendship romance
Your taste is shit and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638349
Are there MG that don't look good in yoga pants? I mean, aside from the obvious choices ala arachnids and centaurs. I'd go for a werecat due to dat flexibility, but a ren or salamander might be nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638358
How would a Shirohebi wear yoga pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638352
>"Purr?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638349
Holstaurus or any other monstergirl with a big ass and wide hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638355
Hey, I apparently just paid good money to get the little faggot laid! He's going to get the V and he's going to like it! The harpy can come back for her turn when the shota has levelled up into a sexual powerhouse and she stops mistaking a penis for a worm.

>>13638363
That list of obvious choices was not meant to be all inclusive. That said, there could still be an ass-like assemblage on the upper portion of her tail that still looked good in a yoga skirt thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637963
>tfw people probably would have liked this more if I did it from human POV

Well shit.

>You will never play cool ass video games from either perspective

[Anonymous No.]

What would your daughteru's favorite cartoon be in MGC? Would you approve of it? What would your waiu's favorite cartoon be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638364
Just a regular Cheshire will do.

>"And 1! And 2!"
>"Go faster~."
>"Make sure you sweat~. That's how you know you're improving."
>"Come on~. You can do it, big boy~."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638378
Oh fuck, I just imagined the entire smug squad in Yoga pants.
Imagine all four of them surrounding you and helping move you into form.
You would likely be groped several times.
Goddamn it why do they all have such great asses? I want to fuck all of them until they're pregnant and then take responsibility!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638378
>"Alright~ now hold that position~"
>She notices you struggling.
>Re-materializes her paws above you, placing them on your shoulders and easing you into place.
>"Lower...~"

[Anonymous No.]

Hot Fox in spats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638398
>The smug sqwad
>In spats
This boner has transcended beyond the cosmos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638398
It would be too much of a coincidence to run into the smug squad at the gym. Let alone end up in the same sessions as them.

They'll tease and edge you the whole time, before finally pouncing when you go to the changing rooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638404
and she places her mat right in front of you, so the whole time her ass fills up your field of vision, and her tails slowly creep towards you, all while she pretends not to notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638406
It'd probably be a hate boner for me. I could probably deal with kakuen and manticore so long as I know she's shitting, but cheshire and helhound would probably drive me up a wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638378
>>13638398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3FqwLFhs4U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638425
Wha-bu- what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638441
I'm talking about meeting the smug squad in spats in a yoga class. There are fine bodies on all of them, but personalities I might find offense with on two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638453
It doesn't matter. What matters is the smug sqwad in spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638408
Imagine all four of them following you home and then waiting until you go to bed.
Then they pounce you and play rock paper scissors to decide which one of them gets to take your first kiss.
Then after they make you take their first kisses, they pin you to the bed and take turns riding you. One on your dick and another on your face.
Whichever ones aren't on you whisper lewd encouragement in your ears.
Don't worry about running out of stamina, the manticore'll give you a quick prick on the butt with one of her spikes to keep you going until everyone's satisfied.
And then you wake up the next morning in a smug and loving cuddlepile.
The Kakuen's still grinding against you.

God having a Smug Squad stalking you would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638463
But I can't fully enjoy the intricacies of this boner without immersing myself in the scenario! Would you take that from me?! Would you not allow me to fully embrace my hate boner?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638481
Honestly? Probably
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638487
Fine then, take it. Take my erection like a succubus after a week at an all-girls summer camp. You've earned it, you bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638511
Hey, it pays

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632976
Calm down Lazarus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13637765
Any ideas? I'm having trouble conceptualizing what's best.

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone, remember to pat your daughteru's head to build a strong family bond.
Also avoid burning down the thread, do you want delinquents? Because that's how you get delinquents.

[Anonymous No.]

hugging a lewd ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>go on vacation with haughty Vampire waifu
>stop into a 7-11, waifu has never been to one
>waifu claims such trivial places like this are beneath her
>whatever, you need gas and you want to introduce her to mans greatest culinary feat: The Slurpee
>get two and give waifu one of them
>she doesn't drink it at first but when you start hyping it up she gives in
>she instantly loves it
>starts drinking more
>and that's how you found out that even the undead could suffer from brainfreeze
>she loved the mixtape you made for the drive too
>all 56 cds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638576
She turns back into a sword and her user sticks her in people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638581
But those thug hinezumi are smoking behind the school again! Should I ambush them with a super soaker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638576
Maybe she gets nakeder when she's in battle mode since she's 'unsheathed' or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638603
Do it.
Be the hero this thread needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638602
>>13638610
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638602
But I really liked the idea of them being somewhat autonomous, like the paladin surrounded by his armor girls.

>>13638610
Yeah but how does she fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638576
Also, you could try reading through tsugumomo.
It's a manga all about lewd tsukumogami doing lewd battle-shonen things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638594
I'm now imagining a Vampire wearing a gown that costs more than the military's F-35 program waltzing into a 7-11 at 3 in the morning and going "Shopkeeper! I will have a Slurpee, make it for me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638620
>being somewhat autonomous
See >>13638626

It has exactly what you are looking for with all kinds of tsukumogami

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl besides a tanuki would become a lawyer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638594
Was it anything like this scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ultTYW4sxCc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638603
>spray the hinezumi twins behind the school with a super soaker
>the entire school stops to watch how hard they chase you throughout school
>you have two choices: stop running or go to the succubus principal
>either way you're gonna get loved tenderly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638631
I wish you'd said F-22 so I could make a joke about breathtaking corsets. Alas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638631
>costs more than the military's F-35 program
...is it the size of a battleship and made from spun 24 karat gold thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638633
>>13638626

Perfect thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638637
I think I'll run to the physical equipment shed and 'accidentally corner' myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638642
>the size of a battleship

Now just because she's drinking slupees does not mean she's that fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638654
Hey man, you've gotta dump that capital somewhere. Alternatively, it's possible she devised a few "modest" slurpee storage tanks for at home slush enjoyment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638635
did you really just tie dumb and dumber to Monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638631
>she now gets one every night during the summer
>she's almost become addicted to them
>surprise her on her birthday with her own personal slurpee machine
and that's how you win 'Husbando of the Year'

>>13638635

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13634249
>mfw I thought it was going to end like this http://pastebin.com/QUFHRsZt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638634
Ushi-oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638676
I want to make my Vampire waifu a slurpee with my blood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638676
Wurm and Wumer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5vCcP4cVXM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638684
Husbando of the century right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638684
>Blood Slurpee
Something makes me think this would be a nightmare with the matter of coagulation.
Might have to mix in an anticoagulant. And I'm pretty sure those don't taste good.

That, or magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638678
Did you just write that yourself? If so well done, I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638679
>small town Ushi-Oni lawyer is the new hit show on tv
>simple tale of the troubles of a start up lawyer from a small town coming to MGC
>but she's also an Ushi-Oni!
>"Ladies an' gentlemen of ta jury, I have to let you know that I am not like mah client here. We are both Ushi-Oni's but my mother taught me the difference between rapin' a man and making him breakfast. That's where we differ, mah client never had a strong MATERNAL influence in her life. Should you pity her fer not havin' a ma? No. Should you blame her? Not one bit. Should you condemn her fer what she did? Never."
>Judge:"Ma'am this is a hearing about a traffic ticket."
>SMALL TOWN USHI-ONI LAWYER
>coming soon to MGCN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638637
>third option: stand your ground and street fight as dirty as you can
It's like you don't even want thug rat waifus

[Anonymous No.]

Elves don't rape, trust me on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638753
get out of here elf scum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638753
That's right! They're weaklings that don't have the courage to rape a human man.
That's why it's ok to just be friends with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638753
So if I befriend an elf I can avoid getting raped by all the monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638763
Around an elf, watch yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638763
But then you'd have to be marked with her mana/scent!
I don't think just friends can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT TRUST ELVES THEY CAN AND WILL RAPE, they have magic ad magic can be used to rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638769
What if I hug her every morning?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be courted by a haughty mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638770
Elves are too shy to rape and have crippling self esteem issues because they are just human women with knife ears. So they don't rape men because their first thought it that the man deserves so much better. Thing is, they turn into kissu sluts really easily and if you manage to convince one that she's worth the space on your bed, it'll be the most tender, passionate, warm love you'd ever make, and you'll get a pure qt waifu for years and years to cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638778
I;m not sure who to trust, aren't elves really good with magic, couldn't they rape with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638782
How can something that doesn't even have wings, a tail, or even ONE meaty paw rape you?
They're simply not equipped for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638784
I guess you are right, time to find an elf to be a protecter from rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638784
Elves can be clever girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638786
sneaky knife ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638786
But anon, that's a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to try and get an elf to rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638778
Unless its a Dark Elf, then yes they will rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638782
Just because you're good at magic doesn't mean you have it in you to rape. An elf just can't rape. It's not in her soul. Now maybe she could sort of push you down if you pump her full of enough aphrodisiacs but even then she'd just straddle you, and blush as she rubs her self against you and waits for you to ravish her. That's about as aggressive as they get. The vanilla elves. A dark elf will rape you, yeah.

But with the those sweet vanilla elves, you could still just gently move her aside and walk away from her "rape" But you wouldn't leave an elf in heat alone would you? Men can sense that kind of thing. You gotta protect your knife ears, man, so when you need help, she can protect you. Cuz when it comes to protecting a mate, you don't want to see an elf go yan. You think humans are scary? Wait till you're staring a pissed elf down the shaft of an arrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638793
But how do I tell dark elves from tanned elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638794
yandere elves sound scary as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638794
Elf going yan against a Cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638798
It's like running from the predator except mud won't save you. And she can use a gun just as well as any man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638803
yan cupid when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638805
>desolation of the heart, desolation everywhere
>every bitch that dares take an interest in you finds herself an empty shell in need of a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638804
Like a regular elf but the rapist button is pushed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638808
okay yeah maybe we should just lock this idea in a vault

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638810
Except she's hunting for the blood of those who would harm you. Regular elves can't rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638795
Look for a whip. That's the biggest give-away.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease a ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638816
but what if the party gave away free whips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638794
How does one avoid Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638847
You don't have to. A good vanilla elf will go out of her way to not bother you, because she's not as womanly or cute, or monstrous as other monster girls, and her beloved anon deserves the best. So she'll opt to not talk to you. Some times this comes across as haughty, but not really. If an elf doesn't look at you, it's not because she's ignoring you, but because she doesn't think she deserves to look at you.

So it's up to you to sneak up behind and cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638850
>If an elf doesn't look at you, it's not because she's ignoring you, but because she doesn't think she deserves to look at you.

Dammit now I want to hug one. This is so conflicting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638634
A blind devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638847
Stay in the city.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE FOREST? LIKE FUCK YOU'RE LEAVEING THE FOREST! HAHAHAHA. WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE? WHAT'S WRONG?

YOU CAN'T LEAVE! YOU'RE NOT LEAVEING! HAHAHAHAHA! I CHOSE YOU AT THE FEAST! WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER! HAHA! YOU PROMISED ME FOREVER. A MONTH ISN'T FOREVER! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I WON'T LET YOU LEAVE OUR REALM! I DON'T WANT YOU GOING BACK TO THE CITIES,NO! NEVER GOING BACK TO THE CITY! YOU'RE AN HONORARY WOOD ELF NOW! WE HATE CITIES! HAHAHAHAHA!

YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE! I KNOW YOU DON'T, NOT REALLY! HAHAHAHA! I'D KNOW IF YOU WERE TRYING TO LEAVE! REMEMBER THAT I'M NOT SOME BUMBLING HUMAN HUNTER, I'M A WOOD ELF! I'D FIND YOU, AND I'D DROP YOU LIKE A FUCKING ELK! HAHAHAHAHA! LIKE A FUCKING ELK!

NOW GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE, MY SWEET! YOU'RE MAKEING A SCENE IN FRONT OF THE NEIGHBOURS! HAHAHAHAHA!

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>>13638920
Are you sure there's not some variety of city elf?

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>>13638925
Why is she laughing so much. Also,
>Yandere
>Hurting the man she loves

tat's a yangire.

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>>13638929
Elves come in every flavor. You're never safe from them.
Snow elves, sand elves, wood elves, high elves, moon elves, even space elves.
>>13638925
That's a little too crazy. And threatening you. She's gonna find herself exiled from the elven community.
/tg/ / 10, would not bang

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>>13638939
Is there any way to fend them off?

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>>13638217
5

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>>13638940
You must marry another monstergirl before corrupt elves get to you.
Like a nice fluffy fox that will keep you warm and safe from the hordes of knife-ears.
And then you can spend your time making adorable little kitsunes and pampering them into lords of mofu.

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>>13638939
>elves have made it into space
Brb, summoning Hellstar Remina.

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I'm in love with Miia!

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>>13638963
Well, thanks for name dropping that. Ito makes the best crazy horror stories.

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>>13638960
Sounds good to me. A nice fluffy ara ara fox.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spoon a close monstergirl friend who I secretly want to fuck!

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>>13638990
Yup.

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>>13639006
MGs in casual clothes are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13638970
Would you help her warm the egg containing the daughteru?

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>>13639073
Yes, and then i would cuddle with said daughteru

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>>13638980
So, read that whole thing and the extra.
Now I'm imagining Army of One with monstergirls.
halp

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>>13639145
Don't you want your waifu to sew herself to you so you'll always be with her?

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>>13639145
You do not venture into Ito's domain unprepared.

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>>13639096
D'awww, is that an ageplaying Nagaling? She looks just a tad too old to be a baby.

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>>13639162
No anon, she's playing rattlesnake

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I want to be abducted by an evil lilim who brainwashes me into hating my beloved monster waifu.
Then my waifu rescues me and is slowly driven into despair trying to make me remember my love for her.
Then the lilim comes back for revenge and my waifu being in mortal danger triggers my memories, and I sacrifice myself to save her.

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I hear a lot about massages, but remember Anons, your waifu's claws also need to be filed. Give her that mani/pedi.

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>>13639212
My waifu doesn't have claws though
But she does have a whole lot of muscle in that tail that i need to massage
I want her to coil around so i can start at the center of her tail, and slowly work both hands towards opposite ends so i reach her womanhood and the tip of her tail at the same time

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>>13639212
I would sharpen her talons and preen her wings.

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>>13638925
Just post the screencap

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>>13639330
I want to break a yandere into submission.

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Monster girls in form-fitting long sleeved turtlenecks

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>>13639353
Monstergirls in boob window sweaters

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>>13639352
I want a yandere to break me into submission.

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>>13639363
Yes. I want to be rapebait and yanderebait for my favorite monstergirls.

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>>13639380
at least you got the bait part covered

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Monstergirl be offended if a human just randomly ran and hugged into their cleavage?

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>>13639421
No, if they find the human attractive.

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>>13639421
Would you be offended if a monstergirl just randomly ran and hugged you into her cleavage?
I imagine they would react the same way you would.

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>>13639429
I would feel relaxed actually, breasts are best relaxing pillows.

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>>13639429
It'd get mad because she'd draw attention towards me, and I fucking hate being suddenly grabbed by someone else and stared at by others.

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>>13639421

Ones like a Succubus probably wouldn't for sure

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>>13639434
Are you autistic?

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>>13639439
Perhaps, I just like being discreet and not being the center of attention.

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>>13638724
no, it was written in mid-April.

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>>13639429

offended... not the right reaction. not like I am being insulted in such a scenario.

would I enjoy or dislike it and act accordingly?

depends on whether I find her attractive.

Centaur, ogre, orc, oni or the like - not my taste, would not like.

Pretty elfs, succubi, lamias, and tons of other MGs I do like - no problem.

Assuming she doesn't do that breast smothering thing.

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>>13639492
You don't like breast smothering?...Does...not...compute.

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>>13639506

liked the idea till I got to try it.

Turns out my body thinks air is important or something and it's internal bitching tends to overrule any sexual sensations as the mind just focuses on lungs hurting and the rest of the unpleasant 'you dying dude' feelings