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13701625 No.13701625 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

There are so many men who talk a big game and say they have the power and stamina to please a woman like Yuugi, but when the time comes to do it there are very few who can actually do it. Can you deliver a night of bountiful pleasure to this oni, or are you just another scrub who can do nothing but talk a big game?

>> No.13701629

>>13701625
y-you too

>> No.13701650

I am a virgin, so I rather don't talk at all.

>> No.13701654

>>13701625
I don't know about pleasuring her, but I'm pretty confident she can't pleasure me.

>> No.13701661

>>13701654
Pencil Dick detected

>> No.13701671

>>13701661
I just don't think a stinky bear-like woman would be good at pleasuring men.

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>>13701671

Take that back. She's a pretty lady who enjoys training, drink and the occasional romp.

>> No.13701681

Probably not, as I'm just a scrawny nerd.
Gotta hunt some soft fairy pussy instead.

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>>13701625
Honestly, I'm not sure there's a man alive that can actually keep up with the booboni. Just look at her.

>> No.13701714

>>13701677
A pretty lady for a sasquatch, maybe.

>> No.13701740

>>13701625
Only one way to find out.

>> No.13701978
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13701978

I just moved today. First things first after putting up lights. Yuugi!

>> No.13702023

>>13701978
It's you again! Yuugi is mine! Fight me!

>> No.13702049

>>13702023
I believe I don't have to fight someone who doesn't even have a picture of Yuugi.

Now I must go for an oni-romp, I'll be back later.

>> No.13702058

>>13702049
No! My pride!

>> No.13702059

does yuugi have a clit bigger than my dick

>> No.13702068

>>13701704
I want Yuugi to break my inferior dick after I fail to keep up with her!

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>>13701625
Yes i can, i banged this chick.

>> No.13702144

>>13701625
>Can you deliver a night of bountiful pleasure to this oni,
I'll need to make a shopping list, first. I tend to forget to buy important ingredients for cooking otherwise.

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>>13701625
I'm small, she could probably use me as a human dildo.

>> No.13706479

butt

>> No.13706482
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>>13706479
Tits

>> No.13707152

>>13701625
I used to be able to pleasure yuugi but then i stopped taking viagra.

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>>13701978
I really like your Yuugi. Maybe I should put a picture of Ran on my fridge to cheer me up everyday, but I only have a mini-fridge so I'd never get a good look at it.

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>>13701978
I really like your Yuugi. Maybe I should put a picture of Ran on my fridge to cheer me up everyday, but I only have a mini-fridge so I'd never get a good look at it. At least I get to do this when I go over to my only IRL friend's house.

>> No.13707334

>>13701671
Yeah, but I see potential as a pro bodybuilder
tbqh... sho comes, sqeezes her legs, nah prostrate flies 2 blocks down the street

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>> No.13708082

>>13707930
Left > Right

>> No.13708142

>>13707930
Not soft enough.

>> No.13708153

>>13707930
Left

>> No.13710239

>>13707930
Why even bother turning her into a generic girl

>> No.13710259
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>>13707930
Why is Sena cosplaying as Yuugi

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>>13701625
I have conquered my refractory period and have quite the output, so I think I may be able to at least keep up.
Oh who am I kidding? I would probably last only a handful of seconds against Yuugi's large and calloused hand roughly jerking my sensitive dick.

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Feelio when no large amazonian GF to snoo snoo me to death.

>> No.13712285 [SPOILER] 
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I want Yuugi to wring me like a towel.

>> No.13712303

>>13711964
this reminds me of the one where renko gets splattered by a truck

>> No.13712321

>>13707930
Left.
The one on the Right is boring and generic.
The one on the left actually looks fun to hang out with and probably gives great hugs.

>> No.13712331

>Can you deliver a night of bountiful pleasure to this oni
No because she isn't real.

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;_;

>> No.13712405
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13712405

Nice joke. Guys who like Yuugi are actually gay. They wouldn't want to have sex with a dickless muscle man.

>> No.13712411

>>13712405
Right, because dickless muscle men have enormous, soft tits, each of them bigger than my head.

>> No.13712428

>>13712411

They could if they use steroids.

>> No.13712433

>>13712428
Those aren't real tits!

>>13712405
>They wouldn't want to have sex with a dickless muscle man.
You're right, I wouldn't.

>> No.13712441

Don't bully the cute musclegirls.

>> No.13712491

>>13712411
Muscle women don't have those either.

>> No.13713298

>>13701625
I think Yuugi would actually be likely to enjoy gentle slow sex.

>> No.13713306

>>13712491
Yuugi clearly does.

I want Yuugi to crush my head with her enormous oni tits!

>> No.13713750

>>13712491
It's canon that Yuugi has the biggest rack.

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>>13701625
She could not keep up with me, She has no nanomachines.

>> No.13717739

What if every woman in the world had a similar body type to Yuugi? While also still looking like anime girls, if you aren't into 3D.

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>>13717739
2D is the best. 3D musclegirls are disgusting.

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>>13717739
>>13717762
ww

>> No.13717783

>>13717773
Please delete this

>> No.13717793
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13717793

Fake oni.

>> No.13717828

>>13717793
Why are they tearing off her clothes???

>> No.13717833

>>13717773
she'd honestly be kind of cute if she weren't dehydrated and spray tanned

>> No.13717837

>>13717833
And if she wasn't so vascular.

>> No.13717848

>>13717837
Yeah, dehydration is a common tactic for bodybuilders to increase vascularity. It's also because she has unhealthy low levels of body fat.

>> No.13717852

>>13717828
They're looking for the second "horn", if you know what I mean.

>> No.13717882

>>13717793
They're jealous they aren't as "developed" as Yuugi.

>> No.13717890

>>13707930
Both. At the same time.

>> No.13717891

>>13717882
SPEAKING OF DEVELOPMENT, I wish Yuugi showed up more often in canon stuff.

>> No.13718009

>>13717891
Too powerful for fighting games.
No reason for her to step out of hell.
Even goddamn Suika barely gets any screen time.

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>>13717739
>>13717762
3D musclegirls look like men.
No tits, no hips, only pecs... Reality is so cruel.

>> No.13718238

That ass intimidates my dick

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>>13718238

>> No.13718360

>>13718238
that ass makes my penis become the big penis

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>>13717793

>> No.13718503

>>13717793
>>13718388
I cannot read this language.

>> No.13718509

>>13718503
I think it's Mongolese.

>> No.13718609

>>13718503
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1338009
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1674104

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>>13717773
This is more accurate.

>> No.13718618

>>13718611
Those legs aren't even muscular.

>> No.13718621

>>13718609
N-no bullying!

Dont worry Yuugi. You're still an oni in my eyes.

>> No.13718622

>>13718611
5/10

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>>13718622

>> No.13718666

>>13718630
wtf

>> No.13718667
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>>13717773
wwwww

>> No.13718695

>>13717710
Do the nanomachines make Armstrong's dick turn black when it gets hard?

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>>13718503

>> No.13718775

>>13718630
Too many tattoos and hair is short.

>> No.13718864

>>13718618
bet she only does curls

>> No.13718868

>>13707930
Looks like the same person in a different pose with different clothes?

>> No.13718893

>>13718630
i don't like men

>> No.13719034
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13719034

I wanna take Yuugi on a date!

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>>13719034
>>13702091
Why are buff waifus so rare?

>> No.13719588
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>>13719577
Because God hates me.

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>>13719588
Sad. More Nukiges should realize there is a market for buff girls.

>> No.13720173

>>13701625
no

>> No.13720492

>>13701625
I want to be impregnated by yuugi's horn after a night of rough rape where she ravages my asshole and prostate with her massive clit and breaks my penis in multiple places.

>> No.13725079 [DELETED] 

>>13718695
Reported for off topic post.
All images and discussion should pertain to light and visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia, Touhou Project, Vocaloid, doujin works and music, and diverse niche Japanese interests
Please read the rules before making a post. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

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Who would win, Yuugi's boobs or Kanako's boobs?

>> No.13725668

>>13725644
My boner

>> No.13725738

>>13725644
This isn't Seiga, it's gonna get deleted.

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>> No.13725774

>>13725770
Show us your tits, Yuugi!

>> No.13725780

Musclegirl fetish truly is hard to please, but when it's good like it is with Yuugi, it's so damn good.

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>tfw Yuugi will never carry you on her shoulders

>> No.13726345

>>13726169
>Yuugi will never carry you on her fat oni tits

>> No.13726375

>>13712405
Fuck↗You↘

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>>13725770
I'm jealous of that piece of food in her cleavage.

>> No.13726906

>>13726169
Who cares about that, I'm upset I won't be able to carry Suika on my shoulders.

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>>13718630
>tattoos

>> No.13728384

>Yuugi

ugly dyke

>> No.13728432

>>13718630
It's probably how she's facing the mirror but her head blends in with her neck.

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>>13726169
I want to hug Yuugi.

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>>13725780
Many things about Yuugi hit the spot for me.

- Long, wild hair.
- Muscles.
- Gigantic breasts.
- Tall as fuck.
etc.

>> No.13734252

>>13718509
do you mean finnish?

>> No.13734498

What Beer does Yuugi drink? I think she would drink a Sink The Bismarck (41% ABV)

>> No.13736874

>>13701978
>/jp/ meets /fit/

>> No.13736941

>>13734498
Not The Armageddon (55%)?
It was pretty good last time I tasted.

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>>13734498
Why would I pay $40 for one 375ml bottle of beer, when I can get really good brandy or whisky in a 750ml for that price.

That beer shouldnt be more than $7 a bottle.

>> No.13737264

>>13737254
That beer was really expensive to make, basically they're selling it at a loss even at that price. And it really tastes like some sort of whisky, you don't drink it like a normal beer of course.

Source: Brewdog pub.

>> No.13737297

>>13737264
If we go by volume its priced as an $80 fancy scotch. No way it costs that much to produce as something aged like 12 years.

>> No.13737478

>>13734252
Yes, Mongolian.

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