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There are so many men who talk a big game and say they have the power and stamina to please a woman like Yuugi, but when the time comes to do it there are very few who can actually do it. Can you deliver a night of bountiful pleasure to this oni, or are you just another scrub who can do nothing but talk a big game?

>> No.13701629

y-you too

>> No.13701650

I am a virgin, so I rather don't talk at all.

>> No.13701654

I don't know about pleasuring her, but I'm pretty confident she can't pleasure me.

>> No.13701661

Pencil Dick detected

>> No.13701671

I just don't think a stinky bear-like woman would be good at pleasuring men.

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Take that back. She's a pretty lady who enjoys training, drink and the occasional romp.

>> No.13701681

Probably not, as I'm just a scrawny nerd.
Gotta hunt some soft fairy pussy instead.

>> No.13701704
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Honestly, I'm not sure there's a man alive that can actually keep up with the booboni. Just look at her.

>> No.13701714

A pretty lady for a sasquatch, maybe.

>> No.13701740

Only one way to find out.

>> No.13701978
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I just moved today. First things first after putting up lights. Yuugi!

>> No.13702023

It's you again! Yuugi is mine! Fight me!

>> No.13702049

I believe I don't have to fight someone who doesn't even have a picture of Yuugi.

Now I must go for an oni-romp, I'll be back later.

>> No.13702058

No! My pride!

>> No.13702059

does yuugi have a clit bigger than my dick

>> No.13702068

I want Yuugi to break my inferior dick after I fail to keep up with her!

>> No.13702091
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Yes i can, i banged this chick.

>> No.13702144

>Can you deliver a night of bountiful pleasure to this oni,
I'll need to make a shopping list, first. I tend to forget to buy important ingredients for cooking otherwise.

>> No.13704700
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I'm small, she could probably use me as a human dildo.

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>> No.13707152

I used to be able to pleasure yuugi but then i stopped taking viagra.

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I really like your Yuugi. Maybe I should put a picture of Ran on my fridge to cheer me up everyday, but I only have a mini-fridge so I'd never get a good look at it.

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I really like your Yuugi. Maybe I should put a picture of Ran on my fridge to cheer me up everyday, but I only have a mini-fridge so I'd never get a good look at it. At least I get to do this when I go over to my only IRL friend's house.

>> No.13707334

Yeah, but I see potential as a pro bodybuilder
tbqh... sho comes, sqeezes her legs, nah prostrate flies 2 blocks down the street

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>> No.13708082

Left > Right

>> No.13708142

Not soft enough.

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>> No.13710239

Why even bother turning her into a generic girl

>> No.13710259
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Why is Sena cosplaying as Yuugi

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I have conquered my refractory period and have quite the output, so I think I may be able to at least keep up.
Oh who am I kidding? I would probably last only a handful of seconds against Yuugi's large and calloused hand roughly jerking my sensitive dick.

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Feelio when no large amazonian GF to snoo snoo me to death.

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I want Yuugi to wring me like a towel.

>> No.13712303

this reminds me of the one where renko gets splattered by a truck

>> No.13712321

The one on the Right is boring and generic.
The one on the left actually looks fun to hang out with and probably gives great hugs.

>> No.13712331

>Can you deliver a night of bountiful pleasure to this oni
No because she isn't real.


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Nice joke. Guys who like Yuugi are actually gay. They wouldn't want to have sex with a dickless muscle man.

>> No.13712411

Right, because dickless muscle men have enormous, soft tits, each of them bigger than my head.

>> No.13712428


They could if they use steroids.

>> No.13712433

Those aren't real tits!

>They wouldn't want to have sex with a dickless muscle man.
You're right, I wouldn't.

>> No.13712441

Don't bully the cute musclegirls.

>> No.13712491

Muscle women don't have those either.

>> No.13713298

I think Yuugi would actually be likely to enjoy gentle slow sex.

>> No.13713306

Yuugi clearly does.

I want Yuugi to crush my head with her enormous oni tits!

>> No.13713750

It's canon that Yuugi has the biggest rack.

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She could not keep up with me, She has no nanomachines.

>> No.13717739

What if every woman in the world had a similar body type to Yuugi? While also still looking like anime girls, if you aren't into 3D.

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2D is the best. 3D musclegirls are disgusting.

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>> No.13717783

Please delete this

>> No.13717793
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Fake oni.

>> No.13717828

Why are they tearing off her clothes???

>> No.13717833

she'd honestly be kind of cute if she weren't dehydrated and spray tanned

>> No.13717837

And if she wasn't so vascular.

>> No.13717848

Yeah, dehydration is a common tactic for bodybuilders to increase vascularity. It's also because she has unhealthy low levels of body fat.

>> No.13717852

They're looking for the second "horn", if you know what I mean.

>> No.13717882

They're jealous they aren't as "developed" as Yuugi.

>> No.13717890

Both. At the same time.

>> No.13717891

SPEAKING OF DEVELOPMENT, I wish Yuugi showed up more often in canon stuff.

>> No.13718009

Too powerful for fighting games.
No reason for her to step out of hell.
Even goddamn Suika barely gets any screen time.

>> No.13718233
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3D musclegirls look like men.
No tits, no hips, only pecs... Reality is so cruel.

>> No.13718238

That ass intimidates my dick

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>> No.13718360

that ass makes my penis become the big penis

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>> No.13718503

I cannot read this language.

>> No.13718509

I think it's Mongolese.

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This is more accurate.

>> No.13718618

Those legs aren't even muscular.

>> No.13718621

N-no bullying!

Dont worry Yuugi. You're still an oni in my eyes.

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>> No.13718695

Do the nanomachines make Armstrong's dick turn black when it gets hard?

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>> No.13718775

Too many tattoos and hair is short.

>> No.13718864

bet she only does curls

>> No.13718868

Looks like the same person in a different pose with different clothes?

>> No.13718893

i don't like men

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I wanna take Yuugi on a date!

>> No.13719577
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Why are buff waifus so rare?

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Because God hates me.

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Sad. More Nukiges should realize there is a market for buff girls.

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>> No.13720492

I want to be impregnated by yuugi's horn after a night of rough rape where she ravages my asshole and prostate with her massive clit and breaks my penis in multiple places.

>> No.13725079 [DELETED] 

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Who would win, Yuugi's boobs or Kanako's boobs?

>> No.13725668

My boner

>> No.13725738

This isn't Seiga, it's gonna get deleted.

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>> No.13725774

Show us your tits, Yuugi!

>> No.13725780

Musclegirl fetish truly is hard to please, but when it's good like it is with Yuugi, it's so damn good.

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>tfw Yuugi will never carry you on her shoulders

>> No.13726345

>Yuugi will never carry you on her fat oni tits

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I'm jealous of that piece of food in her cleavage.

>> No.13726906

Who cares about that, I'm upset I won't be able to carry Suika on my shoulders.

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>> No.13728384


ugly dyke

>> No.13728432

It's probably how she's facing the mirror but her head blends in with her neck.

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I want to hug Yuugi.

>> No.13728939
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Many things about Yuugi hit the spot for me.

- Long, wild hair.
- Muscles.
- Gigantic breasts.
- Tall as fuck.

>> No.13734252

do you mean finnish?

>> No.13734498

What Beer does Yuugi drink? I think she would drink a Sink The Bismarck (41% ABV)

>> No.13736874

>/jp/ meets /fit/

>> No.13736941

Not The Armageddon (55%)?
It was pretty good last time I tasted.

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Why would I pay $40 for one 375ml bottle of beer, when I can get really good brandy or whisky in a 750ml for that price.

That beer shouldnt be more than $7 a bottle.

>> No.13737264

That beer was really expensive to make, basically they're selling it at a loss even at that price. And it really tastes like some sort of whisky, you don't drink it like a normal beer of course.

Source: Brewdog pub.

>> No.13737297

If we go by volume its priced as an $80 fancy scotch. No way it costs that much to produce as something aged like 12 years.

>> No.13737478

Yes, Mongolian.

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