Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a reminder that Jinko killed the rest of your waifus to become an option.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765445
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765445
Choose her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765445
Remember to make it all worth her while, she struggled through a whole lot to get her.
Even if she put on a few pounds from all the drinking she's done to forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765450
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

Tigers are love.

[Anonymous No.]

Sea Bishop-Gandharva please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765445
Reminder that the third Waifu War is at 11:00 PST
Place your bets
http://i.imgur.com/e7d6YF9.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765454
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765461
Third time's still the charm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765445
Jinko suffering is not okay. Fuck, this is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765454
I will love her til the day she dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765466
I actually decided not to put her in Waifu War III because I felt so bad for her.
We're also on high death rate so we don't have to suffer as long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765465
>>13765466
>>13765454
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Gazer loves you and hopes you have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765353
>>13765365
>double boob groping
>and ass groping
We only have two hands to use, but I'll find a way!

You glance over at Sporty, and see that she's smiling knowingly at you. Silently, she nods over to her sister, eyes darting between yours and her bountiful, floating boobs.
Indoorsy has her eyes closed and is smiling, relaxing as her tubby body drifts besides yours. Slowly, you reach over from her shoulder and travel downwards, pressing the tip of your forefinger right upon her soft nipple
Her reaction is instant, and she tenses like she's been hit by lightning.
"A-a-anon what are you doing!" Her claws dig into your chest and she panics, looking over at you and her sister, still smiling. You respond by grabbing her whole tit, putting her nipple to your palm and pushing it underwater where it offers resistance. She doesn't pull away, but she looks at you with desperate eyes, obviously torn between something. "But I can't! We promi-"
"It's fine," Sporty says, interrupting. "I'm okay with this, so you're okay with this too, right?"
Indoorsy pauses, then nods.
You ask what this promise is all about, and Sporty floats around to you, taking your hand and slipping aside a strap of the bikini to reveal her c-cup, round and perky. Your other hand meets her breast and you begin fondling both girls at once as Sporty explains. "Well, we made a promise, didn't we, sis? That if you..." She stops drifting over when she's got her feet wrapped around your thigh, and your toes are touching her butt. "...Didn't choose one of us before we got impatient, then we'd both share you." She begins grinding her ass against your foot, making sure to slip every so often so your toes are rubbing her puffy vulva through her swimsuit. Meanwhile, Indoorsy is nuzzling your neck and making little happy sounds as you play with her. "You don't mind, do you Anon? Spending the rest of your life with us?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765461
>No Alp
>No Stage 3 Alp

Why bother

Why
Even
Bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765474
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765461
If Mindflayer loses, I riot.

...which means she'll bite it on the first night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765468
You are still a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765461
Can I bet on the squirrels or monkey mutts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765476
Alp got bullied hard in Waifu War II.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765445
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765461
Go Team Kakuen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765476
>alp
>stages
Anon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765480
I know.
Also, how is that shitposter not banned yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765490
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

I need more crows to gush about how cute they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765474
>"You don't mind, do you Anon? Spending the rest of your life with us?"
Not in the slightest, since with the two of them, that sounds like an unsurpassed paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765491
One, two and three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765492
Don't know, he's doing it to multiple threads so he's got something backing him up.

That and mods are asleep (like I'll be in a second)

Report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765492
Jannies are asleep. He's wasting his time with other threads in /jp/ too, not just this one.

>>13765495
What sort of things can you gush about with a crow, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765492
I don't know, but he is really easy to ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765500
Stop replying to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765461
My money's on the Lich. Unless she has to carry her phylactery into the Games with her, she's effectively immortal. And even then, she can just hide it away. Plus magic, bitches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765503
>>13765504
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765468
You know, despite her killing my tributes, Yes, I'm still assmad about it, I am also oddly happy about her winning.

Perhaps my want for a suffering girl to win outweighed my want for Apophis and Pharaoh to win, despite being the worst duo in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765461
#teamWere where we at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765500
That pic in the middle, s/he seems confused, why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765512
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765495
Teacher's pet.
Nerd Bird.
Smarty no-pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765518
They weren't trained to handle heavy equipment like that when they signed up for the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765512
>>13765517
>>13765518
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765504
What kind of things can you not gush about them? They're wonderfully intellegent, spiritual, probably give the best wing hugs, they're light enough to carry around, they have so much untouched magic (at least untill daitengu/great tengu) and they probably blush so cutely when you profess true love to them. They also probably have hobbies they hide to try and cover up but will probably spring on you when she feels comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765518
Because that's the point in an Alp's Life Cycle where they're like
>"N-No, I'm a boy! A-A boy! B-But...I love him...a-and...the...the D...-! No! Boy! I wanna suck a boy's co-NO!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765510
Lich is probably resurrecting all the fallen girls for her arm of the dead.

>You will never walk into a mansion only to be greeted by a score of undead monster girls, all past participants.
>You will never be tasked with helping them adjust to undeath while also coping with the fact that the person who killed them may be in the same room.
>Undead wurm tells you to stay back because she's a shark and will try to eat you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765524
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765518
She was expecting a penis and received a big black bar. It's jarring.

[Anonymous No.]

>Night thread is better they said.
>There's almost no shitposting they said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765533
It's just some guy who's doing it in general.
Only on /jp/ though, nothing on /pol/ or /v/ from the looks of it.

It's not even really that irritating..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765533
Nigga, this guy is spamming other threads too.
No don't do what I'm doing right now, and stop mentioning him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765527
>In light of this news that Wurm is a shark, Pharaoh proceeds to run away from her in fear
>She falls over without making it out f the room though
>Also, she breaks her ankle
>It must be put back together by the Lich who has to stitch her leg back
>Meanwhile, the Apophis laughs at her. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765537
>nothing on /pol/
I knew the monster girl thread would invite /pol/ crossies.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO

le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a

lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote
IZLAM = PEAZ

for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? no cis males plz!

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD,

here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1

athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))


EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA,

dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D


>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but

then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme.
GREEZE PLZ PEJ DEPT
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765522
I'd call her all of those things so affectionately, they sound like cute pet names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765533
Use 4chanx and filter him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765533
Just filter his posts.
Make everything so much better. Also report and ignore if you so wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765542
Wait are you posting this manually?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765541
>Shut up! you broke it two! You don't even have feet!
>Screw you! Do you know how much it hurts to sprain your tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765523
>>13765526
>>13765529
I see. Hm, Alps are quite funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765461
Kill the Mindflayer first!! Kill her!! Kill her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765554
Why do you think they get bullied a lot? It's fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765556
I don't choose who lives and who dies.
I can however confirm that Lich's Phylactery is not on site and she's basically in this for shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765461
C'mon Wight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765561
So basically if the Lich "dies", she just walks it of and wait for the next reaping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765565
As well as gather up the corpses of the fallen to resurrect them as zombies, yes.
It's the only thing that can ease my guilty conscience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765561
>Putting an immortal contestant into a fight to the death
So how does she lose? Is she declared out if she stays 'dead' for a certain amount of time? Or does she have to be rendered incapable of combat in some way? Like amputating all her limbs and scattering them so she can't reattach them & ripping out her throat so she can't do magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765498
"Good. That's good, right sis?"
"Mmn! Yes!"
You wonder what's got Indoorsy so flustered; when you look down you see Sporty's free paw, index digit rubbing at her sister's panties, pushing the pawpad as far in as it'll go.
"You're okay with this, Anon?" Sporty asks. "Think you're up for making us three happy?"
You don't get to answer. Indoorsy's climbed up and has her lips pressed againsts yours. They're soft, softer than any other part of her body, which is saying something. For a second you don't move, just feeling the breath from her nose as she stares into your eyes, looking nervously back and forth between each one. Then you push forward, returning the kiss over and over with your left hand still on her breast and her peaking nipple.
"Taking the lead there, huh? Then I get this one!" Sporty unwraps from your leg and drifts her own out into the deep, floating horizontally with her paws on your knees for support. Then she takes her right, and traces around your dick with her claw, through your swimming trunks. She tickles and teases along it, playing with the head between thumb and fore-didgit until it's standing to attention. Feeling it fully erect, she takes a breath and dives down into the water suddenly. You're still kissing Indoorsy while her chubby body presses against your side, so you don't get to object when your trunks are pulled down, and you feel Sporty's lips gently brush against the tip.
Nor can you object when she starts to blow a long stream of bubbles against it. Over and over they flow, beading to and stroking your head for maybe fortyfive seconds before Sporty surfaces with a flourish of her ponytail, gasping and smiling. Indoorsy pulls away to take a breath, but you don't get to draw yours before Sporty fills the gap, face still dripping wet, lips salty when she pushes her tongue into your mouth.

There's not much you can do, taken between them both as you are, but maybe you could throw your own little spin on things, if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's see here, If you're monstergirl waifu could start her own business, what would it be? Post who she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765461
IT HAS BEGUN
http://i.imgur.com/yl6OzNc.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765584
>Wurm
She can't do anything!
>>13765585
Oh shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765585
lich 2spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765585
>Wight finds a bag of explosives already
Things are looking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no MiB housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765585
>>13765588
>>13765591
>>13765592
Really you two? Not even one day?
http://i.imgur.com/VFDTDmn.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765584
She is a Kejourou, so a hair salon, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765580
>Nor can you object when she starts to blow a long stream of bubbles against it. Over and over they flow, beading to and stroking your head
Well, that on top of making out with her deliciously healthy sister really is paradise.

Not much to do it seems, getting tag-teamed by them, but after returning sporty's deep kiss, maybe offer to return the favor of some oral action on her? And her sister in turn, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765588
She could run her own mining business single-clawed, if she wanted. The ability to tunnel through rock like dick into jello would help when it comes to gathering of ores and precious metals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765584
>Pharmacy/Medicine
>Forensics

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765598
>Team Eros wiped out fucking instantly

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765595
I got confused and thought you ment Men in Black

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765584
Anubis run construction firm.

Or perhaps an Aerospace Design Firm in my own wildest dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765598
>Stabs
>Repeatedly
>WITH SAIS
Fucking bloody massacre in the forest on the first day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765584
>Alp

Lan Cafe? Arcade? Buffalo Wild Wings? A counseling center for other alps and alps-to-be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765598
>Houri tries to leave and dies
>Cupid gets fucking stabbed to death
>Eros wiped the fuck out
I
CAN'T
EVEN
BE MAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765598
Oh yeah, team Eros is down!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765598
Make war, not love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765598
>Lich fishes
She's dead! What does she need food for?
>Choose the images that contain fish
U havin' a fokkin' giggle, captcha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765584
>Tanuki
I'm kinda scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765614
There's a limit to how far up the spine you should put a tail and that's blasted right past it

It juts out of her ribcage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765598
>Mindflayer sneaks up on Cupid
>Inserts her tentacles into Cupid's ears, the angel goes slack, with a dull smile on her face
>Cupid can't feel a thing, is drooling and hallucinating being with her husband as her organs are pierced over and over
>Houri watches the whole thing from the bushes, breaks down into tears and flies away
>Right into the forcefield

Fuck. I was rooting for Team Love. Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765598
>>13765605
>>13765608
>>13765612
>>13765613
>>13765615
>>13765619
>>13765628
I'm not doing tributes to the fallen until the end.
ONE WAIFU WAR. CAN WE GO ONE GODDAMN WAIFU WAR WITHOUT SOMEONE BEING LEWD?
Also, holy shit Werecat ain't fuckin' about.
http://i.imgur.com/NwRsZR0.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765634
Werecat gives 0 shits about her fellow beastmen. Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765634
>Wight is forced to kill Sphinx
How awful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765634
>Mindflayer telling Kakuen how she killed Cupid
>In detail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765634
>All the undead telling ghost stories to each other
Irony

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765634
I don't know which one's meaner between Mindflayer and Werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765554
Yes, that they are. You should laugh at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765640
>Mindflayer makes Kakuen personally experience how she killed Cupid
>In detail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765634
>>13765637
>>13765638
>>13765640
>>13765642
>>13765643
>>13765650
Explosives were a bad idea, who would've guessed?
http://i.imgur.com/1mkDJ8k.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765650
>Mindflayer puts her tentacles into Kakuen's head
>She starts feeling intense pain
>"You feel that? That's how Cupid felt when I stabbed here again and again and again~"
>"Though, I guess she really didn't feel it. Since I made her think she was being penetrated by her husband and not a knife"
>"Ooh!~ Her face was in pure bliss! All that moaning and grunting until she eventually came~!"
>"Too bad that was her final breath..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765655
>Kejourou decapitates Mindflayer with a sword
So like that one guy from Phantom Blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765655
>Lich shits herself to death
>Gandharva tries to arm a mine when she has no hands

This is one of the funniest waifu wars I've seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765655
>lich going out like a bitch

what a waste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765660
>Ren Xiongmao makes a wooden spear
I can see that. She better polish it, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765655
>Decapitates Mindflayer
I bet you she used her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765661
She shouldn't have eaten that raw fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765655
>Kejourou decapitates Mindflayer

Yes!! Die bitch!
[spoilers]I really don't like Mindflayers[/spoilers]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765670
Congrats, you fucked up!

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765670
Yeah, I can see your a idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765655
I'm waiting for the Lich to stand back up in a day or two. She's still in one piece, and no way in hell would she let a shit death like that keep her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765658
>>13765661
Let's see her coming back from that one
She will

>>13765673
>>13765675
Yup.. Umm.. yeah.. that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765670
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765670
Revenge! Crotch Squid will strangle her in the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765670
Next time, highlight the text and click alt and F4!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765655
>>13765658
>>13765660
>>13765661
>>13765663
>>13765664
>>13765666
>>13765667
>>13765670
>>13765678
I guess some of the Explosives from last time were still lying around.
http://i.imgur.com/BAOC8w7.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765691
Monkey trouble incoming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765691
>Wight thinks about winning
I hope she pulls through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765691
Barometz is a cheating slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765691
>Wukong gets a quadrakill
Nerf Black Cleaver, rito

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765691
M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
KILL
KILL
KILL...

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl will tell me lies and promise me everything will be OK?

God it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765691
kakuen putting in work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765691
A yeti without warmth? That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765691
Wait. WAIT! I just realised something
>Mindflayer kills Cupid
>Bunks with Kakuen and talks to each other
>Gets killed by Kenjourou
>Suddenly, Kakuen kills everyone
Mindflayer altered her mind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765691
>I guess some of the Explosives from last time were still lying around.
>Six girls now dead from explosives
What the fuck is going on right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765691
>Dark Valkyrie and Paladin
Aww, they're adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765701
All of them

I will too

Everything is going to be daijobu Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765689
She brainwashed me to forgeting how to spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765701
>sunflower field
Ow, that's like double the feels.

It should be illegal to have that many feels in one image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765704
Oh, please.
We can't know that until she kills Kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765691
>>13765696
>>13765697
>>13765698
>>13765699
>>13765700
>>13765702
>>13765703
>>13765704
>>13765707
>>13765708
Yeti is too pure for her own good.
http://i.imgur.com/2Kws1yl.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765723
>Weresheep stalking
Only this time she doesn't have her rusty van or her tattered nurse outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765723
>http://i.imgur.com/2Kws1yl.png
A weresheep stalking. How cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765723
At least she's not dead yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765723
>Stalking the Monkey Queen
Sheep's gonna get got

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765723
>>13765726
>>13765731
>>13765732
>>13765733
All I'm going to say here is "The Princess Bride".
http://i.imgur.com/VQQHv54.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765735
NEVER MATCH WITS WITH SHEEP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765735
Khepri you baka. You goddamn motherfucking baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765735
Dark Valkyrie was hunting just a moment ago. Werebat is going to get cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765735
The cuddlebug is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765735
>Werebat lets Dark Valkyrie into her shelter
Ded bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765735
>Tries to get on good terms with Kakuen by poisoning her stalkers drink
>Ends up drinking it herself
Mistakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765742
She wanted to die anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765735
all that bonding

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765735
>>13765738
>>13765739
>>13765740
>>13765741
>>13765742
>>13765744
>>13765747
>>13765748
Today is a good day for fat asses.
http://i.imgur.com/lKspiM5.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765752
Good lord Rape Ape killed like 1/4 of the fucking waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765752
Holy shit Kakuen is bloodthirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765752
Monkey strong. I bet wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765752
>Yeti scares away Kenjourou to save her life from Kakuen
>Kakuen kills two more people
I'm telling you. Kakuen is brainwashed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765752
Get yourself together, Wight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765759
No. She's a monkey and she's trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765752
>Yeti scares
I'll believe it when I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765752
KAKUEN STRONG

BEST WAIFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765670
I'll attribute your shit taste to your obvious brain damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765752
>>13765755
>>13765756
>>13765757
>>13765759
>>13765760
>>13765762
>>13765763
>>13765764
ALL RISE FOR THE OFFICIAL ANTHEM OF ARENA EVENTS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAb1QBUz208
http://i.imgur.com/oCowO17.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765752
Damn, should have put money on the Rape Ape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765762
>>13765764
>>13765757
>>13765756
All she needs is a Pipo Helmet and she'll be fucking unstoppable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765771
YETI WHAT THE SHIT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765771
>Yeti fixes wight
>Then drowns her
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765771
Yeti has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765771
Jesus christ Yeti you're just as crazy as Rape Ape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765771
>Wight drowns because of Yeti
FUCKING
YETIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765771
Why are you linking these images instead of posting them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765771
please live werebat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765782
saves on valuble space.
isn't as intrusive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765782
Are you having a giggle mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765771
>Yeti bonds with Kakuen
>Goes insane
I'm telling you! Mindflayer influence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765771
>Kejourou dies

Well Fuck!

>Kakuen Lives

Double Fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765788
You're crazier than the Lilim guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765771
>>13765772
>>13765775
>>13765776
>>13765777
>>13765780
>>13765781
>>13765783
These may be the lewdest Waifu Wars ever.
http://i.imgur.com/efCDk9m.png
>>13765782
Because it's polite not to clog the thread with things like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765793
Next round Kakuen will kill the bat. She just needs her primate urges fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765793
>All it takes is a simple touch
>And then the mind rots

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765793
>holding hands with that killing machine

RUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765793
Is it possible for a mad dog like Kakuen to find her humanity again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765786
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765793
>Werebat holds hands with Kakuen

Werebat gonna kill a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765800
Only if she gets a husband asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765793
>>13765795
>>13765797
>>13765798
>>13765800
>>13765802
It's time for the Feast! Never go to it!
http://i.imgur.com/fJiVV5h.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765808
Everyone called it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765808
where the hell does kak get all of these bombs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765808
From a mile away. Saw that coming
One touch is all it takes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765808
>Kakuen has the feast to herself
The other girls may as well give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765812
Found them from the previous games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765808
>hold hands with her
>blow her the fuck out minutes later

woooooooooooooow, someone kill this red ass terror. How many kills has it been, 6?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765817
>inb4 she steps on a landmine and kills herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765808
Yeah, anyone could see that coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765808
>Kakuen wasn't competent enough to get them both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765808
>>13765811
>>13765812
>>13765815
>>13765817
>>13765820
>>13765822
>>13765824
>>13765825
PALADIN-CHAN III WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
http://i.imgur.com/OqV5wba.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765822
Seven at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765828
>http://i.imgur.com/OqV5wba.png
SHE'S NEXT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765802
>>13765808
>Kakuen kills Werebat.

And Werebat gets herself killed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765828
Someone has to end the monkey menace. Lend Paladin-chan your energy, she's going to need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765828
Surviving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765828
>Paladinchan almost got killed by the Kong
This isn't even a tense situation to watch anymore, it's just flat out humorous. She's killing everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765828
Staying alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765600
After seconds of losing your breath in the hot saltwater pool, Sporty pulls away for air again. You tell her to lie back, saying you'll return the favour. Indoorsy moves out into the deeper part, treading water to cradle her sister's head as she floats supine for you, her fluffy legs hung over your shoulders. You place one hand under her thigh, stroking it and appreciating just how it feels. All lithe and muscle, like live cable strung taut around her bones. And with your other hand, you slip aside the strap protecting her crotch, giving you a perfect view of her little slit, pink and wet and dripping between dark, juicy outer labia.
"Hey, Anon?"
You look up, meeting her eyes as Indoorsy holds up her head. "Be gentle, okay?" She smiles again, and then your world is consumed by tanned skin and her smell, traces of sweetness from her honeypot, spiciness of her natural scent, both awash in salt drying upon her skin. Her legs wrap tight around your head and your mouth is pushed to her, lips against lower lips. You push your tongue into her and feel the electricity course through her whole body, growing stronger in pulses as you spell out the alphabet inside her, exploring and trying to find what gives her the most pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765837
She moans joyously, scratching lightly at your scalp with the claws on her feet as you find a nice rhythm to settle into, slowly building her up. You feel another fluffy foot against your shaft: Indoorsy managing to tread water with one leg while she gives you a footjob with the other, her chub serving perfectly to keep her afloat. She works clumsily but slowly and determined, keeping you erect and pleasured while her sister splashes and writhes about.
Closer and closer she gets, right up to the point where you bury your nose against her clit and feel that delightful little splash of warmness against your face. Sporty yells out loud enough to make you worry about attracting attention, but then she relaxes, taking her legs from your head after a painful squeeze and floating out into the middle of the pool.
"Your turn, sis," she mumbles, taking her sister's paw and giving it a loving squeeze with her own.
Nodding, she paddles over to you until her feet can wade against the sand. You hold her paw with one and wrap around her waist with the other, spinning her about in the water and pushing her back against the sand. She sits back with you atop her, and doesn't protest when the hand around her thick waist travelss up her back, unhooking the bikini top. It springs away and her breasts bounce back with a sigh of relief from their owner.

Now she's looking back up at you with puppydog eyes. How are you going to pleasure her? And remember, no taking the main course yet. Not until they're both ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765828
>>13765830
>>13765831
>>13765832
>>13765835
>>13765836
>>13765836
Paladin-Chan III is currently the longest surviving Paladin-Chan. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
http://i.imgur.com/b2GvtQq.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765828
You can run Paladin-chan, but there's no escaping the murder monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765842
I smell a team up to put down this menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765842
>Baro tending to Paladin-chan's wounds
She barely made it out of there alive holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765842
>climbs a tree

Someone get started on the obituary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765774
Speaking of, we need some Kakuen Ape Escape art.
Imagine her wearing black short shorts and sporting some black shades and a machinegun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765842
>Kakuen in the trees

You fools, that's her element!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765842
Burn that tree down if you want to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765837
>>13765838
>Giving an Anubis oral while floating in a warm, secluded oceanic pool
>While her curvacious sister rubs your dick with her soft footpaw
Oh yes, Heaven is definitely how to describe that.

And then moving on to her sister...seems that the tight top was quite a pain for her. Seems only right to massage (With hands and lips) her breasts to relieve some of that tension, working slowly lower down her tummy until the same treatment just given to her sister is visited upon her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765842
>>13765844
>>13765847
>>13765848
>>13765849
>>13765852
>>13765854
HOLY FUCK
http://i.imgur.com/2ueuhfm.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765850
Or her cosplaying as different boss-monkeys from the games. Like that idol monkey from the second one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857
Good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857
>http://i.imgur.com/2ueuhfm.png
what, how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857
Paladin-chan did it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857
SWORD OF JUSTICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857
B-BAKANA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857
THE PALADIN DID IT
SHE REALLY DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857
THE EVIL HAST BEEN SLAIN
Thank you, Paladin-chan and Barometz!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857
The fruit orchestrated it all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857
HOW?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857
The monster has been ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765857
>>13765860
>>13765861
>>13765862
>>13765863
>>13765865
>>13765866
>>13765867
>>13765868
>>13765871
>>13765872
>>13765873
>>13765874
IT'S ALL DOWN TO THIS.
http://i.imgur.com/FtEPSrB.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765876
>http://i.imgur.com/FtEPSrB.png
Fluff vs steel
soft vs hard
cuddly monsters vs jerkass boymaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765867
So this is the true face of evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765858
>Thugdere Biker Blue Kakuen
>Bipolar Yandere Idol Pink Kakuen
>/fit/ as fuck Red Kakuen
>Cheeky Genius White Kakuen
>Chunky Monkey Yellow Kakuen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m41NA54o9n8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765876
I hope it ends with them fighting each other to the death so that I can imagine the remaining two fighting like The Boss and Snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765876
>inb4 Paladin fights off an ambush

Also, do any of the "idle actions" mean anything or is it just flavour text?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765876
>Barometz forces paladin-chan to kill Yeti or Kakuen
>Baro bumps into Yeti immediately afterwards
>They have a truce
Yeti is planning something. Or maybe Baro is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765876
>>13765880
>>13765884
>>13765885
>>13765886
>>13765891
WHICH ONE OF YOU CHEEKY FUCKERS WAS IT?
http://i.imgur.com/tqbynLx.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765896
Wait, are they all allied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765896
the suspense is palpable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765896
Me, so I can finally go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765896
I dunno.
I don't know how it got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765896
That was suppose to be for Kejourou. It came in late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765896
>Yeti receives an explosive
Time for some deforestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765896
>>13765898
>>13765899
>>13765901
>>13765902
>>13765903
>>13765906
Everyone's too goddamn scared.
http://i.imgur.com/fySKSw5.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765898
Barometz is a doublecrosser, she's going to murder them both in cold blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765909
Oh god yeti's going mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765909
Stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765909
WHY WON'T THEY END IT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765910
>Barometz thinks about winning
She really is something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765909
GET ON WITH IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765909
Its the end of the game who the fuck cares about supplies just kill each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765909
Where is the paladin blood? I was promised dead paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765909
>>13765913
>>13765914
>>13765915
>>13765917
I SWEAR TO GOD THEY'RE FUCKING WITH US.
http://i.imgur.com/6aQ2wse.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765921
There is yet hope for man and justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765922
>http://i.imgur.com/6aQ2wse.png
You know what to do
release the squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765922
>Yeti destroys the Paladin's supplies in her sleep
>Doesn't kill her
>Goes about getting flowers
>Everyone is fucking around

Yeah, they're fucking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765922
>>13765924
>>13765925
>>13765927
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
http://i.imgur.com/taGg6Xq.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765922
You know what would fix this. A tidal wave. Or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765929
TOYS
THEY'RE FUCKING TOYING WITH EACH OTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765929
Oh for the love of Hathor, somebody do something!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765929
Release the squirrels!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765932
Hathor a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

IT WAS HER ALL ALONG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765929
>>13765930
>>13765931
>>13765932
>>13765933
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FIRED KARS.
http://i.imgur.com/7srm6MY.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765938
THIS

FUCKING

FRUIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765938
Barometz is fucking with us all now, she wants to draw out their suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765938
it's hard to kill after the bond they shared killing kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, seems that KC has begun expressing his mourning of Iwata too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765938
>>13765939
>>13765941
>>13765942
FINALLY
http://i.imgur.com/0FMiNFV.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765939
She has plans. Plans to make Paladin kill Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
THE FIEND! She planned it all along!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
JESUS CHRIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
>Yeti out
Into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
fucking lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
>http://i.imgur.com/0FMiNFV.png
How anti-climactic... a pit and a mace. Stupid fucking fruits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
Yay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
>Spare her life when she expects it
>Smash her head when she turns her back
Cold blooded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
>http://i.imgur.com/0FMiNFV.png
P-Paladin-sama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
Well. That's why she didn't kill her.Shedidn't have to

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765936
>>13765945

ITS GOT ELECTROLYTES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
>>13765947
>>13765949
>>13765950
>>13765951
>>13765952
>>13765953
>>13765954
>>13765955
>>13765956
>>13765958
>>13765959
>>13765960
HERE IS YOUR SUPREME WAIFU, BAROMETZ. FUCK YOU BAROMETZ YOU CONNIVING BITCH.
http://i.imgur.com/ymf5jdu.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765949
>Baro made the pit
>Baro gave all the explosives to Kakuen
>Baro gave Yeti the explosive
>It was Baro that orchestrated everything from the very beginning
IT WAS ME, ANONYMOUS! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765962
Screw her, I want the monkey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765965
Nobody ever suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55ArHjeR1c

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765962
Post the death totals

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
>Paladin-chan goofs right in the home stretch
Heh.

Barometz let Kakuen ran rampant before disposing of her and dealing with the stragglers. Hooray for murderfruit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765962
>>13765965
>>13765967
>>13765968
>>13765969
>>13765970
And now, a moment for the fallen, and their killcounts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXzWAjlyEyc
or if you'd prefer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmXeJlJFSXs
http://i.imgur.com/T4MqFWS.png

[Anonymous No.]

Forbidden Fruit tastes the sweetest. Come partake of her and become like the gods themselves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
BAROMETZ WINS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RisWH8iMLdE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765975
>7 kills
>SEVEN KILLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765945
Get your shit together, paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765975
>7

King Kong ain't got shit on ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765975
Kakuen was always best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765975
Kakuen still did the Mist Continent proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765977
http://i.imgur.com/yoFam0T.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765983
First paladin-chan falls in a lake and the third one falls in a pit. I'm starting to think the recruiting process for paladins isn't what it used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry for the long delay, a longer than usual update on Private Eye in MGC tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765996
Is that the story where something bad happened last time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765975
>>13765979
>>13765980
>>13765983
>>13765986
>>13765988
>>13765991
That's it. The Waifu War is over, for now.
I'm calling it quits for at most a week though. At least a few days.
The imgur account I used it called waranon, in case you want to see all three Waifu Wars gathered together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765994
>paladins die by falling
It's like we're playing DnD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765994
Gravity's a hell of a mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765998
I guess it was bad yeah, I wanted to get a bit more serious and actually move it forward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765999
>no albums

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766012
Working on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Red headed monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766023
>redhead hellhound never

[Anonymous No.]

anyone has the pastebin link for that dragon story where she fights in a matching box against the reader and KO's him in one hit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765944
God, this has been depressing. Think KC is gonna do another Nintendo-inspired girl as a tribute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766031
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766031
Another mushroom girl? Everyone loved the last two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766021
Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766035
Mad Hatters are olev
yoshi girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766033
Well his Mindflayer girl was based on Splatoon, so maybe he can find another way to incorporate a Nintendo tribute into a girl.

I'm hoping for a haughty penguin girl with a hammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766031
Well, we got Mindflayer, what other recent Nintendo games might he draw inspiration from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766031
>>13766033
Yandere Alien girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766054
While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was taught TO CONQUER GALAXIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766045
Actually, we already have a Dark Matter girl. So why not have KC up the ante and give them a 0 girl as a leader.

An evil eldrich 0 girl that is Kuudere as fuck. If you don't love her properly she comes back as a 02 girl and makes you love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766056
We don't talk about that movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766059
I like this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765999
Godspeed anon, thank you bringing us PTSD Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766063
Come on Man-Animal. You know you love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766069
No I don't.

That movie was garbage, I almost got sick while watching it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766031
Boo

Supershy ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766074
You're gonna get sued if you say bad stuff about John Travolta and L. Ron Hubbard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766084
I'll get sued my ass.

John Travolta and L. Ron Hubbard are a blight on the face of humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766056
>mentioning Battlefield Earth
>ever
Come on, anon, you're above this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766093
>missing the joke
Anon, shame on you. Now go help Tom Cruise out of the closet.
>>13766096
I'm not above anything. My depravity knows no bounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766096
>Speaking it's name

Anon do we need to have a talk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766099
What joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766105
Have you never seen the episode of South Park that dealt with Scientology, or are you just having a giggle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766111
I haven't watched South Park since season 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766117
Well they made fun of Scientology, and Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef, left the show because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766126
Wait, what? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766054
>Cute alien girl who loves you with all her heart
>Her mind steadily becomes more and more unstable as she matures due to uncontrollable growth in her own power
>The only way to save her from her insanity is most likely to use the childhood memories you shared together to help calm her irrational state.
>She will always love you, but life with her is difficult, as it requires that you be by her side always, for fear that her uncontrollable power will destroy her if she can't focus on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766131
Because he was a Scientologist and he couldn't take a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766135
What if I sing her the melody my Grandmother sang to her as a child?

Actually, this makes me think. If my Grandmother was her adopted Mother, does this make it some pseudo sort of incest? What does that make her to me?

[Anonymous No.]

Trapped in the Closet with monster girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766146
Your mom.
>>13766148
Well I was just standing here
When Confused Wurm trapped herself in the closet
Won't someone please tell Confused Wurm to just come out of the closet?
Nobody has no answers...
SO I WHIP OUT MY DICK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766146
Your adopted aunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766031
I never asked for this feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766146
>You hold her from behind with one hand, and stroke her hair with the other
>You try to console her as you tell her that you won't be able to be with her forever
>But if she ever experiences those surges again, and the pain starts to set in, there is a song that your grandmother sang to you as a child when you always cried


>Take a melody,
>Simple as can be
>Give it some words and
>Sweet harmony
>Raise your voices,
>All day long now,
>Love grows strong now
>Sing a melody of love
>Oh, love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766154
I'm pretty sure she didn't give birth to you, that'd be too weird.

>>13766156
This isn't though. Hopefully she'd be into the incest play as I am.

>Encounter your evil Alien Aunt who hates all of humanity and wants to conquer it
>You're the sole exception to her "Hate every human" rule and she dotes on you in private and you help calm her when she gets into her more insane episodes

[Anonymous No.]

Dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766218
No. Just pissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766218
Three games, you surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

Dead thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766219
What specifically? Lots to be pissed about tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766302
Normal speed for a monday morning.

To get things rolling, how would different monster girls dress warm for the winter? I can imagine Gazers wearing woolly sleeves on their eye stalks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765856
(Sorry for the wait. Had stuff to do.)
She still looks nervous and unsure of herself, fidgeting even as she smiles at you. So you, quite simply, lean down and kiss her on the lips, not letting up until the tension flies away from her and she relaxes. You break away with a single strand of saliva between, and move right back in to nuzzle your nose lovingly against hers. Indoorsy scrunches her face up and nuzzles back, the act as intimate to a wolfgirl as actually kissing.
From there it feels only natural to pepper her body with love as you move down. Kissing her neck, nuzzling her collar, all in a curving line until you're upon her nipple, lips locked at her teat with you sucking persistently. Her tender breast yields to every movement, being pushed and pulled this way and that, tongue working in flicking motions as if lapping up milk.
Of course, it'd be unfair to focus on one more than the other. So with your right hand you do your best to copy the actions of your mouth, kneading and tweaking and brushing across the anubis dark areola, gently pinching and very slightly twisting her nipple. Her normally subdued personality starts to melt away, as she moans and cradles your head with both paws, encouraging you on with cooing almost as loud as Sporty's earlier cries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766329
With your left hand you try to pull away her bikini bottoms, but without turning from her chest to look it's too hard to manage with one hand. But before you can pull away from her, you feel two paws around your submerged hand. Sporty, underwater and slipping off her sister's final garment to help you. With it pulled away, she gives your hand a squeeze before resurfacing, climbing out onto the sand behind Indoorsy to stroke her ears.
The chubby anubis writhes sensually underneath you, slowly worming her way onto the sand until only her legs are in the water, and as she does so you pull your mouth from her breast and work downwards. Starting from the under of her boobs, you move onto her tummy, soft and plump and doughy. You kiss down and down, lips sinking into softness, right until you're atop her navel, still with a small pool of water collected at her belly button. The moment you probe your tongue into hypersensitive skin she tenses, wrapping her legs around your head and grabbing it like a life preserver to the overly stimulating sensation at her center. You don't relent until she's gasping and crying from laughter, penetrating and tickling her until she's limp and tired out, flopping back onto the sand like a slimegirl. You cover the distance from there to the treasure between her thighs easily, kissing over her mons, the small amount of water-matted pubes acting like a runway to your goal, and right down until your chin is pushing her soft legs aside.
Then, you begin to her what you did to her sister, your hands grasping her fat rump firmly, fingers sinking into soft flesh as you sink your tongue between her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766308
I was just making a joke there mate.
>Did we kill it?
>No. Just made it mad

[Anonymous No.]

Crusader Kings makes me wish we had Monster Girl stories about political scheming and the quest for power and glory by any means necessary.
And marriages. Lots and lots of weddings and wedding nights and honeymoons, with pillow-talk exposition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766432
Ah. I need sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766442
>You will never be wed to an Apophis due to a happil-after-all arranged marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766310
I'm trying to think of a solution for alraunes. Sure, you can give them a sweater for their top half, but it's going to get all sticky with nectar, and their flower will still be afflicted by the cold.
How do people normally keep plants warm? Put them in greenhouses? Not helpful unless you want to keep them cooped up inside all season. Although now I'm thinking about some kind of greenhouse sauna for plant-based monstergirls to relax... There's money to be had there.

Ant arachnes and giant ants could have some sort of zip-up one-piece sweater. Put it on from the back, let them get their arms and many legs into the sleeves, and zip it up from butt to body. Also, whacky antenae warmers. They've got to be whacky.

Barometz is a tough one to figure out. Same with the alraune, you can sweater her up, but that fruit might lose heat. My solution? Waterproof trousers with some sort of heating element in the lining. I don't think barometz girls can get out from their fruit, so you'd need to make them like chaps or something, which fasten or zip up around the legs.

Hellhound could just light herself on fire.

Man, I want to design clothes for monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766498
>I want to design clothes for monstergirls
I bet they'd be tots fabulous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766442
>This is what an Apophis looks like after being banished to living a life inside a lamp for an eternity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766504
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS, itty-bitty living spaces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766501
I'd probably go full avant garde in my quest to satisfy every monstergirl's garment-related needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766510
Certainly you would! And they'd have lots of lace and frills and easy-access points so they wouldn't have to be removed during sexy times!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766508
Yes.
She's going to get really cranky if she's left in there by herself for hundreds of years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766520
I'd rub her stiff neck after she got out. And maybe scratch some other itches, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766442
>tfw you're the youngest of several brothers and are married off to the princess of the Maus Duchy.
>tfw she barely reaches half your height.
>tfw the hundreds of mouse relatives show up to the wedding celebration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766530
Remember anon, you need heirs. Better start on them right quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766534
It's Maus tradition that the husband conceive no less than one hundred of the next generation.

One hundred heirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766546
>tfw second child of a hundred, but still last in line for inheritance
Thanks a lot, dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766498
>Man, I want to design clothes for monstergirls.
I want to make a Weresheep wool sweater and fingerless gloves for a Jinko.

I may just be saying this because I want a sleepy tiger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766555
>sleepy tiger
Would you catch the tiger by the toe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766559
I'd catch her by the toe and never let her go.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have 100 babies with Hroz's 100 babies dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766555
There's nothing not to like about sleepy monstergirls.

Like sleeping dragons who puff out smoke rings with every breath. Or slimes who collapse into a puddle when they fall asleep, and turn into shapes from the dreams they have. Or anubi who solve equations and mumble out orders in delirium. Or hellhounds who smolder a deep red while they hug their mates like teddy bears. And lilims who use their magic to impose the world of their dreams upon reality without them even realising it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766572
And every time a Lich ends her nappy-time, a deep, disembodied voice announces
>THE SLEEPER AWAKES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766572
>Or anubi who solve equations and mumble out orders in delirium
Cute. Sleepy monster girls would be even better with dark bags under their eyes like this
http://i.imgur.com/uIwUP8P.jpg

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>>13766577
That might be annoying if she tries to feign sleep so she can stay in bed for longer.
Imagine stroking her hair in bed while she's got the tiniest hint of a smile on her face. She doesn't react at all, but then you hear that, and she opens her eyes, pounting angrily at the magical construct that keeps doing that.

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>>13766590
It's a Nerubian that does that.

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>>13766592
Ah, my bad. I don't really know WoW lore or enemies.

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>>13766577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AqHoCnoa8E
Now I want a comic of a sleeping sphinx girl that wakes up, bellows out "INTRUDER AT THE FRONT GATE, THE SPHINX HAS SPOKEN", then slowly dozes off again.

[Anonymous No.]

are PRW and Average dead?

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>>13766630
We're all dead, this is hell.

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>catch up on the threads since the weekend
>its all this "waifu wars" thing

Seems entertaining, but is this all we do now?

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>>13766336
She traps your head between your thighs, and it's like two pillows muffling your ears and the sides of your head, warm and giving. You try out your previous technique on her, tasting out the alphabet within her folds until you find what makes her tick and shout. As fitting for twins, she's almost identical to her sister, but at the same time indescribably different. You have to explore much more to find out what makes her melt, and by the time you settle into a rhythm, feeling her clench and buck her hips, your tongue's already sore.
But it's all worth it, feeling her wriggle and squirm about in a mix of desperation and pleasure, pushing her like the tide washing over her skin, carrying her higher and higher until the wave she's riding crests, and, with a playful little rub of her pearl, break into ecstasy.
For just a second, you'd think Indoorsy had just as much muscle as her sister, the way she tenses up around you. Wetness and salt-sweetness splashes onto your tongue, and you swallow her orgasm without skipping a beat, licking her clean and bringing her down from bliss. Sporty's got her up top, stroking her forehead and reciprocating earlier kindness.

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>>13766630
Its the cycle. A writefag shows up, is very active at first and then they slowly stop writing anything over the course of six months or so.
That or they fall and become egomaniacs or write stuff to piss us off.

It used to be that the writefag turnover rate was pretty high, so dead writers were replaced by new ones quickly, but this year has been really bad because I don't think we've seen a single new writefag yet.

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>>13766683
Once brought down from her high, Indoorsy slides back into the water, taking a minute to float and collect herself. Meanwhile, Sporty is at your back, pressing her abs and breasts up against you from behind, kissing your cheek. "You know what comes next, right? For our first time, you're going to need to do both of us at once." You glance sideways, but she presses her cheek against yours, rubbing your face affectionately. "Don't worry, I already know how we can manage it. But we need to be out on the sand, okay?"
You nod and, taking her advice, wade out from the water into the relatively cool, late afternoon air with both sisters, onto a towel set out for all three of you.
Sitting down with your legs splayed, Indoorsy sits at your lap, back to you. Sporty is stil standing, and makes a show of stripping off her sling bikini strap by strap. She really does have the body of a goddess, muscles complimenting curves, gleaming wet and slick under the sunlight and glistening more than the most polished gold or bronze. Even her normally tufty forearms, with all their fur, look sleek and slender with the water matting it down. Both you and Indoorsy take no shame in ogling her body, and with your throbbing erection pressing against her butt, Indoorsy wraps her tail around it, wagging up and down.
When Sporty's finally done teasing you both, she sits down in front of you both, and you all prepare for the main course at last.

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>>13766676
Well it was only really 2 near the end of the last thread and one here, it's not really a trend. There were a few a couple of months back too.

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>>13766684
quicksilver updates on a constant basis and has good stories, lets just hope it stays that way

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>>13766684
I think its ironic, this year is great for monstergirls in media but has been bad in terms of our own OC.

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http://pastebin.com/Y6LcCBBM

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>>13766763
Very, very short. I like that you're trying though, we need more content.

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>>13766774
Well that's just the first few lines of the second part I wrote

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I want to belittle a Baphomet by treating her appropriately for her age, giving her head pats and asking her if she wants a bedtime story.

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>>13766689
Two at the same time? Ought to be interresting.

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>>13766779
>belittle
You seem to have misspelled "pamper."

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>Months ago Iwata announced he's sick, goes to Hospital and says he should be all fixed up
>Dies

>KC just announced on twitter he's been sick but his trip to the hospital should have him fixed up
>???

Panic now?

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>>13766797
She'd find it annoying if she wanted the d but kept getting shot down and treated like that.

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>>13766801
My bad, I'd also give a Bapho the D.

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>>13766803
The key is driving them to the point of insanity and desperation over not getting it so by the time you stick it in their goat pussy then instantly ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help Chubby Alp Senpai out by sneaking into the house of the Elf that bullies her and placing a pillow over her mouth for a while until she falls asleep, and then help Chubby Alp Senpai by burying her in the ground so she'll grow into an Elf Tree and grow loads of Elfs!

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>>13766689
You lie back on the towel, and Indoorsy shuffles up onto you, seating her rear on your waist. It's a significant weight to take, but it eases out as she lies back against you, long hair sticking to your chest. When you're both positionted together, your shaft is erect and sticking proudly skyward, Indoorsy's vulva pressed against it on one side.
Sporty sets herself down opposite, sliding her legs back toward you until she's doing a splits on her knees, face down and propped up on her paws, sandwiching your dick with her own vulva. Both sisters push together in unison, and you feel as if you've slipped into heaven, hot and sopping and wrapping around you entirely. You put your hands under Indoorsy's ass, and begin to thrust her up and down, giving yourself the most strenuous workout of a lifetime as you lift her up and down on your shaft. At the same time in perfect harmony, Sporty humps up and down, keeping your dick sealed between two searing, tight anubis honeypots. It's awkward, but you somehow make it work, all three of you doing your hardest to satisfy each other and keep your unconventional sex position held together.
The burn in your arms from supporting Indoor's weight builds over time, but so does your pleasure, and more importantly, so does theirs.
You all settle into a rhythm like it's intuition, a wordless mental link joining the three of you together, helping you all become a single being as you thrust and tip closer to the edge.

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>>13766810
Faster and faster you thrust, harder and harder Indoorsy's jiggling ass pounds down on you, louder and louder Sporty moans, pushing her rear into you like an animal in heat, boucning up and down with her sister to milk you dry.
Eventually you fall into a pleasurably trance, existing only to thrust back and kiss Indoorsy's head and (rather awkwardly) stroke and rub Sporty with your feet, brushing your toes over her abs. When you look up, the sun's a few degrees from the horizon and the sky's significantly more orange. And with the rise of the tide, you feel it rising within you, orgasm boiling away steadily, waiting to burst out. You delight in the bodies of the twins, feeling the slickness of their skin, their warmth... The way Indoorsy's tail wags against your side, and the way her feet shake as she keeps her legs in the air so her sister can press against her and you...
"A-Anon," Sporty begins, gasping for breath.
"I, I lo-" Indoorsy starts and falters.
Then they both shout out as one, right on the cusp of your own orgasm. "I love you!"
It pushes you over, and you shoot out into them, both sisters having their own spikes of pleasure ignited by your hot seed. Not a drop of it escapes into the air, instead seeping into both sisters' waiting receptacles as they hump in tiny little jerking motions, pulling as much as they can out of you, muscles contracting to try and take in as much as possible.
You doubt that any of your seed actually made it deep inside either one, as awkwardly positioned as you are, but when Indoorsy slumps on top of you, happy and satisfied, you don't really care.
At some undefined point you make your way back into the pool, water still warm even as the sun sets out over the ocean. It's framed perfectly in your secret little harbour, and with an anubis in each arm, the three of you huddle up sleepily and watch it set, minute by minute, in peaceful silence.

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>>13766779
>clothes going under fur
why does this triggers my autism

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>>13766808
I'd just want to take a Bapho into my lap, have some tea and pat her head. I'm kind of vanilla like that.
Note: the above scenario may or may not include the Baphomet slipping her newest aphrodisiac concoction into the tea leading to plenty of property damage and nether region soreness for both parties involved.

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>>13766814
Because you're autistic?

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>>13766816
Vanilla is fine too. They're adorable either way.

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>>13766824
That they are. Now if only one could be forced into an appallingly frilly dress.

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Cows

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What'cha doing ne--

>Iwata died at 55

Oh. Well.

Excuse me I need to go do something manly right now.

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>>13766852
Dem thighs

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>>13766592
Druids too.
>The sleeper has awoken

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>>13766630
Late response due to sleeping but I mostly just do green texts now, at least not when I'm mowing or at work

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>>13766824
I want to protect that smile.

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Everything is going to be daijoubu.

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>>13766799
This reminds me of a classic Kurasawa movie, Ikiru.
>If the doctor tells you that it's just a harmless ulcer, you have half a year to live
>goes to doctor
>doctor tells him it's a harmless ulcer

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Now lisshen 'ere. If I sez I can do a backwardsh shomershault on to yer dick, I can!

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>>13766944
I'd like to see you try.

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>>13766959
>daring a drunk Oni
Well congratulations, you managed to get yourself crushed under her ass. What's the next part of your master plan?

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>>13766944
>Dare her to do it
>Move out the way
>Paizuri her when she's unable to get back up
Worth any consequences.

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>>13766812
The sun's halfway to set now, a bright orange semicircle shimmering off waves of gold and silver. The sky's a deep purple overhead, shifting to red as it creeps down to the horizon. On your right, Sporty is sleeping peacefully, dozing away in the water, still buck naked.
On your left, Indoorsy staring out at the ocean, small smile on her face.
There's nothing but the hush sound of waves and Sporty's rhythmic breathing to accompany you, until Indoorsy speaks up.
"We're the same age, but she still likes to treat me like a younger sister. Maybe it's because I don't get out as much as her. But then she does stuff like this, sleeping or playing around or something, and I feel like the older sister."
She leans across your chest and strokes her sister's forehead, pushing aside stray clumps of hair. "I'm glad you picked us both. She would've been happy if you picked me, but... I'm glad."
She doesn't say anything else for the rest of the night, when the sun sets and her eyes start to glow faintly in the dark. You pick up Sporty, kissing her on the forehead when she stirs in your arms, and Indoorsy packs up, all three of you heading home.
"We get to do my thing tomorrow though," Indoorsy says.

I think I'm done now. Maybe I should've given them names. But I think Sporty and Indoorsy work, to an extent. Maybe you can give them your own names, if you so care.

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>>13766962
My master plan hinged her succeeding. I thought she could pull it off.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Salamander that emitted blue flames be hotter than her orange flamed counterparts?

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>>13766971
Yes and I also find her black scales strangely alluring. I wish to caress them.

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>>13765595
Pixiv link?

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>>13766962
Filling her womb
WITH ONE SURVIVOR

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>>13766971
Looks like a Mega Charizard

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HAIL SATAN!

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I want to tell an Alp that she did the world a service by turning into a girl, and that she's much cuter this way!

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>>13767004
Could you also tell an Alp to get back to work?

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I want to marry a dragon!

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>>13766971
Waiting on the White-Hot palette now.

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>>13767006
>Hm? You mirin?
She doesn't look like she minds.

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>>13766971
>Salamander with blue flames finds a husband
>Neurotic about it because she's always wondering if he's only with her because she's "unique"

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>>13767004
You'll turn the poor girl into a blushing mess that can only stutter "d-doushiyou."

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>>13767005
Okay.

Get back to work Alp! There's plenty of time to play with yourself later!

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>>13767004
I want to gather all the lilims together and use their combined reality warping powers to make it so that all alps become like actual alps from folklore, the nightmare walriders that look like beasts and cause night terrors.

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>>13767018
But will they be able to turn back into monstergirls like dragons can?

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>>13767018
I'm going to start giving the dream manipulation powers to Alps in my writefaggotry from now on.
>Alps cause night terrors
I see what you did there.

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>>13767018
>Alps now have animal ears and cause you to dream about doing them.

Sounds like nightmares

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>>13767018
You have no idea of the kind of plague your unleashing on the holstaurs and other livestock mamono! Alps will actually be dangerous now!

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>>13767027
>Alps now have animal ears
I fail to see the problem here. I want an Alp with a huge pair of bunny ears to tug when pounding her from behind.

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>>13767040
Bunny Alps sounds molestable and bulliable to an even greater extent than regular Alps, and you can go at it like rabbits with them without feeling bad, too!

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>>13767022
No. They'll just be horrible monsters, like before the Demon Lord monstergirlified everything.

>>13767026
I detest alps, but I want to see more of what you're saying. Instead of going purely with KC monstergirls, take KC monstergirls and research their mythological origins, and mix together what you find. It makes for interesting monstergirls.

>>13767035
Maybe now hunting them will be legal.

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>>13767046
The perfect combination, especially if they have a fluffy spade tail due to it.

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>>13767048
>They'll just be horrible monsters, like before the Demon Lord monstergirlified everything.
I'm sure the Lilims who's help you need would be thrilled about your plan.

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>>13767046
Why would you feel bad about doing it like rabbits with regular Alps?

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From Wikipedia:
>The alp is best known for its shapeshifting abilities, similar to the creatures from werewolf lore. It may change into a cat, pig, dog, snake or a small white butterfly. It has also been said that it can fly like a bird and ride a horse. The alp always wears a hat, giving it an almost comical appearance. The hat is known as a Tarnkappe (the literal translation being "camouflage cap" or "cap of concealment") which is simply a hat (or less commonly a veil) that gives the alp magic powers and the ability to turn invisible while worn (see also cloak of invisibility). The hat is visible no matter what shape the alp takes. An alp who has lost this hat will offer a great reward for its safe return. The alp also possesses an "evil eye" whose gaze will inflict illness and misfortune. Removing or damaging this eye also removes the alp's malicious intentions.

I want to remove an alp's eyes and be praised as a local hero for doing so.

>>13767055
They'll be pleased, because it'll mean more people will start dating real monstergirls, instead of overhyped succubus knockoffs.

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>>13767048
>and mix together what you find
I'd thought about doing this before, but now it's decided.
>>13767061
Regular Alps can't take it.

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>>13767062
>>13767048
Oh, so you're just one more fag butthurt over alps.

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>>13767062
>The alp also possesses an "evil eye" whose gaze will inflict illness and misfortune
Chuuni Alp when? Wears an eyepatch, laughs manically and says her eye brings misfortune if left uncovered but everyone writes her off as delusional.

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>>13767073
>Chuuni Alp when?
Say the word and I'm sure Andrea will turn chuuni.

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>>13767075
I was kind of enjoying her mostly being level headed.

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>>13767072
Yep. My succubus waifu is in tears because she gets passed over for jobs in favour of alps.

>>13767073
I'd be interested in seeing a version of this where the eye does exactly what the alp says, and everyone still doesn't believe them.

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>>13767079
Then don't say the word. Also
>bitch in love
>level headed

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>>13767048
>take KC monstergirls and research their mythological origins, and mix together what you find. It makes for interesting monstergirls

>Tomboyish alps that go onto farms and wrestle Holstaurs and suckle their breasts like milk vampires
>Jump at the oppurtunity to babysit younger holstaurs, cockatrices, weresheep and other livestock, and can easily keep them occupied until bedtime
>Also they're addicted to hats
>You will never watch her face turn red as you invite her over for coffee to make the night attacks stop
>You will never capture an alp that tried to sneak into your room and mount you, hear her confess that she does it because you're her favorite 'target', and turn her into your slave

Yes. Yeeees.

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>>13767065
Of course they can. They may be left there in a twitching and drooling pile for a while afterwards, but they can take it.

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>>13767081
>I BRING DEATH AND DISEASE!
>Not funny, he's actually sick.
>Yes, I know, I did that!
>Not cool.
>I'm not kidding!
>Get out!
>>13767087
Yes indeed Bison.

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>>13767083
>in love
wat

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>>13767095
There's this guy called Lance, a name Andrea called after passing out from nee-san's sexy times.

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>>13767087
Yes please, this has so much potential. Is the coffee using holst milk?
>>13767090
>"I am evil, stop laughing!"

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>>13767101
>Evil-Eye Alp becomes a regular member of Super Wurm's rogues' gallery
>Super Wurm beats her every time by patting her on the head and telling her to get to safety, there's villains about!

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>>13767008
This is all the effort I'm willing to put into this right now.

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>>13767107
I find it quite beautiful. Mostly because of the black scales and delicious tan, but still.

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>>13767107
>tfw you fuck your waifu so hard her flames turn white with "energy"

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>>13767099
I get the feeling I should re-read that story.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=131610&adult_view=1

So the Liliraune doujin is finally available it seems (not that anyone really cares about Liliraune)

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>>13767134
You don't have anything better to do with your time?

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>>13766971
Her arms/legs look like they're made of stone
Would not want those anywhere near my junk

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>>13767104
Super Wurm truly is making the world a better place.

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>>13767006
That WAY too long of a stomach

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>>13767138
Of course I do. But it still bothers me that I didn't remember that. You're not bullshiting me, are you?

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>>13767135
They're fairly popular in the Japanese fandom from what I can tell, it's mostly here that people don't like Liliaune.

I love them though, scans can't come soon enough.

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>>13767139
I'm pretty sure nobody here would want even regular Salamander scales anywhere close to their dicks

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>>13767145
Line 152, it's there alright.

http://pastebin.com/R25ngXhT

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>>13767149
Somebody post the salamander footjob.

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>>13767149
Well you're wrong

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>>13767147
>They're fairly popular in the Japanese fandom from what I can tell
Well, outside of the nectar gimmick they're pretty much 100% vanilla, they're Alp-compatible, and you get two girls in one. And the Japs only really like the super vanilla girls.

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>>13767153
>wanting to see godawful early .less art

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>>13767157
>And the Japs only really like the super vanilla girls
This is the same fandom that writes about Chimera snake tail blowjobs and other such deviant things. It tends to lean a little towards the vanilla side but there's still a fanbase for the weirder stuff.

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>>13767164
For every fic with weird fetishy shit there's a hundred vanilla ones, or "serious" fics with no H at all.

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>>13767147
I like them, but the fact that they can't move and yurifags using them to prove their arguments doesn't help.

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>>13767169
but they can move

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>>13767150
Ah, my bad, I was thinking about the Andrea the Alp story. I've yet to read Vertex.

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>>13767153
http://i.imgur.com/A1Ea5we.jpg
>>13767169
Well their arguments aren't unfounded since kc has said "it's fine and in the setting but I won't write it" when he could have just said "no never" like he does to grimpderp. Doesn't mean it's acceptable to try force people to like yuri here though.

Also they can move, plant types can uproot themselves according to the Q&A.

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>>13767173
>I've yet to read Vertex
Well I can't recommend it either, but you might want to get it out of the way so it won't pile up on you.

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>>13767169
It's been clarified that all Alraune (not sure if all plant types, including Dryads) can move.

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>>13767177
>http://i.imgur.com/A1Ea5we.jpg
That looks like it'd feel awful. Her feet look awful, too.
I'll never understand those people who want to fuck the monster parts.

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>>13767182
I probably should. Does it have any connection to that other story besides the names?

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>>13767184
>I'll never understand those people who want to fuck the monster parts.
Depends on the monster girl and which parts but lets not go into that, it's caused enough shitstorms.

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>>13767189
meant to quote >>13767178

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>>13767192
It's just using recycled ideas, since the original got axed, but it's different. The focus is on a guy and a Dark Elf.

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>>13767191
>Depends on the monster girl and which parts
Which ones do you like?

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>>13767184
>I'll never understand those people who want to fuck the monster parts.
>not wanting tentacle onaholes

[Anonymous No.]

This mixing of KC interpretations and original mythology is pretty fun.

>Nightmares are centaurs who sit atop sleeping men, gently covering them with their bodies while sending their soul into his body to mess with his dreams.
>Alraunes can act like vampires, sucking blood from their loved ones to grow rosy and plump.
>Succubi are creatures who literally only exist within dreams, but as they feed more and more within men's dreams, they start to impose more and more upon the waking world within the mind, and then upon reality
>Wendigos like to bite and nibble
>Anubis girls exist in both the realm of the living and realm of the dead, able to help ghosts and be with souls through both life and death

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>>13767197
>Nightmares are centaurs who sit atop sleeping men
insert sounds of cracking bones here
I'd prefer them to be basically immaterial, and appear in people's dreams in human-like forms
Beats horse pussy any day

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the latest MGE Q&A? I can't find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767202
But they can have frontginas if you so desire.

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>>13767202
>have sweet dreams of a perfect human girl waifu
>turns out it was actually magical horsepussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767213
>But they can have frontginas if you so desire.
They ALWAYS have frontginas, and only use their horse pussies if you ask for it.

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>>13767195
>Sandworm giving tentaclejobs while she stands haughtily over your body
Works because they're warm, wet and slimy but I can see why people would hate the idea.
>Succubus/Alp tailjob
Self explanatory really, they could also wrap them around the base of your dick during sex to either stimulate or hold off your orgasm
>Yeti paw job
Given how soft yetis are supposed to be, even if it didn't feel too great I definitely wouldn't pass up the chance. Actually I just want a yeti is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767220
Sandworms have tentacles?
>Yeti paw job
Well, I guess monster girls can somehow make even rug burn erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767195
Dragon cloaca.

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>>13767184
I just want to feel a spadetail wrap around my arm or waist, or for a succubutt to wrap her wings around me when I get pulled into a hug

I'd kill for that sensation

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>>13767225
>Lying in bed and snuggling with your hellhound waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767234
Nothing wrong with that. It's just sex focusing on the non human parts that I don't understand.

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>>13767234
Winghugs YES
Particularly if it's big buttwings.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do long exposure film-making with a dancing hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

When somebody mentioned blue salamanders, it reminded me that I never posted this little short.

>I hate feasts.
>I'll just say it straight out. I hate 'em.
>Noisy, messy, nasty affairs that always end with a foodfight and drunks pissing in the corners
>Dogs baying and snapping over scraps underfoot and lapping up the mess
>It's enough to drive anyone with a hint of civility mad
>And why am I sitting in the middle of noisiest, messiest, nastiest one I've ever seen today?
>To greet a bunch of monster barbarians
>Peace, they say
>Alliance, they say
>Marrying off the prince to some demonic whore
>If only the king was half the man his father was, he would never let this stand
>A tense stalemate is far preferable to this mockery
>Monsters cannot be trusted. They think with their slits and not their brains. If law or honor get in the way of that, then it’s cast aside.
>I’m a grumpy old man. I know that.
>But I’m not wrong.

1/3

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>>13767135
Twins they were!

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>>13767245
That's oddly specific.

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>>13767246
>But I think that’s not even the worst part of today as a chicken leg goes whirling past my ear
>It's the guest who's taken a keen interest in me from across the table
>A salamander general and a retainer of the queen
>A kindred warrior relic from my bygone era, but age has been far kinder to her
>Azure scales, bright blue flames, stacked and muscled and covered in battle scars, as uncomfortable in her finery and out of armor in the presence of the enemy as I am out of my beloved runic steel
>Lady Zuul
>Surrounded by strapping boys and it’s me she chooses to eyefuck.
>I keep my head down, poking at some roast with my dagger. She’ll lose interest and grab some young buck eventually. It sickens me but plenty of young men would even be happy about it these days. And while the king may be a handholding peacenick, he is still the king. If this alliance falls through, it won’t be because I opened my dumb grognard mouth.
>But her interest doesn’t wane. She gets up with a huge platter of food and a pitcher of wine taken from a serving wench, walks all the way around the huge table and clears her throat loudly.
>"May I?" The matronly knight steals a chair and sidles up beside me, shoving a whole goose onto my plate. "You've been avoiding my gaze"
>"I'm afraid my sight is not as sharp as it once was my Lady." I offer politely.
>Sun-chapped lips part in a hungry smile. "That's why I moved closer over here, the better for you to appreciate me."
>I look her in the eye, and stifle the innate disgust I have for the greatest villain of the battlefield in my childhood. "...So are you having a good evening?"

2/3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767140
Oh yeah, sure.

If you like crime infested cities and a round-a-bout path for criminals to take that solves nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767215
Everything went better than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767255
Fuck you Jason.

[Anonymous No.]

>She doesn’t touch the food or drink the wine, just stares. A claw creeps along my inner thigh. "I intend to, a very good evening indeed."
>It’s enough. There’s being loyal and then there’s allowing these insults. I get up to leave, being sure to pretend to stumble drunkenly in case any of the others are watching.
>I shouldn’t have bothered. The only one as sober as me is our queen, her eyes fixed on her son’s soon-to-be wife, judging every movement. Our king and the demon’s consort are so deep in their cups as to be drowning
>The killer follows.
>I barely make the first turn in the corridor before she overtakes me.
>“I know you.” The foul beast calls out. "You squired for Ulric the Unhorser in the Battle of Moss River.”
>“That was almost forty years ago.”
> “When I ran him through with my sword, you stabbed me in the back, with my own lance. Cowardly, and gutsy at the same time for a kid.” Wicked eyes glaze over with powerful effects of that singular drug, nostalgia. “How old were you?”
>”I was eleven, my Lady.”
>”Doesn’t seem that long ago.”
>“No, my Lady.”
>“My lady my lady my lady. I am Elena Zuul. the Blaze of Gormly Keep, and I am no lady!!! Where’s the boy who cursed my name as he drove a footlong spike of steel through my chest? I can smell your blood boiling. Draw your sword. Face me like a man.”
>My hand longs to do just that. She’s not wearing her armor. If I’m fast enough, I could slip my dirk between her ribs before she even knows the fight has started.
>No.
>Two hateful old knights with a grudge won’t wreck this treaty.
>At least not if I’m one of them.

3/4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767225
>Sandworms have tentacles?
Well it's more like their innards that they can morph into anything. You see in the art that they're attached to her arms for example but as long as one part of her human body is attached to the inside she can do what she likes.

Gives a lot of opportunities for weird tentacle play, making a onahole out of them, stroking your manhood or restraining your limbs while she lowers herself onto you. I may let my imagination run away on it's own when it comes to sandworms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767262
>“Were that I could.” I finally answer and push past, honestly wishing I could.
>Only she’s not so willing to call it done.
>Formidable claws snatch at my tunic and spin me around, crushing me against the stone wall with terrific force.
>“I’m not going to grow old, infirm and alone.” Zuul growls. “For all I have sacrificed, I deserve to die by a man’s hand in glorious combat.”
>“I’ve earned that.” Her hard voice is almost pleading now.
>“The only thing we’ve earned is peace.” It’s the truth I’ve had to come to terms with. I do admit no small amount of pleasure in watching her struggle with the same frustration.
>Her fire burns brighter, but after a moment, the anger in her eyes dies. “That’s twice you’ve stabbed me in the heart now.”
>I can’t help a nasty grin. “Apparently it wasn’t enough.”
>“No. It wasn’t.” She whispers with a demure kiss on my cheek before she lets me go. “I’ll see you at the celebratory tournament. If you get eliminated before you face me, I’ll burn your whole miserable kingdom down, treaty or no treaty.”
>I watch her leave, almost skipping with excitement, stiffness of eighty years of battle washing away.
>My own old battle wounds throb their reminder of my age.
>But maybe, just maybe.
>There’s one last good fight in me left.

4/4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767266
>4/4
Wait, what? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767259
MGC will be a more peaceful place with my help.

Peaceful enough for my precious Super Wurm to retire...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767263
>making a onahole out of them
Tentacle nest a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767218
Was there ever a translation about that part of the Q&A that wasn't Google translated or left up to a random translators fickle whims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767263
>restraining your limbs while she lowers herself onto you
That's really the only one of those that'll realistically happen in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767270
She will never love a villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767246
>>13767254
>>13767262
>>13767266
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767251
The post above about snuggling hellhounds got me thinking about them.
Then I started thinking about what it'd be like to wake up in the middle of the night and see her in bed with you. It'd be pitch black, and all you'd see is her eyes looking back at you, leaking gouts of flame. And her fur would be surrounded by an aura of fire, too. You know that barely visible layer of blue flame when you ignite food soaked in alchohol, like crepes or Christmas pudding? That, but deep orange.
Then I thought to myself, "How do I make this more spectacular? She's already a walking light show."
And then I remembered those neat Youtube videos with people doing long exposure "gunfights" using LEDs and whatnot.

Do that with a hellhound dancer, and you've suddenly brought out the grace, elegance and beauty of hellfire in film.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767273
It's mentioned in the profile itself as well.

>All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords. It’s in the front at the boundary of the human upper body and the horse lower body (In the same position as a human woman), and it was newly formed when their body changed to become more suitable for intercourse with a man upon the dawning of the era of the current Demon Lord. They can have sex with a man and become pregnant no matter which one is used. The rear vagina has also changed to become small and tight, capable of squeezing, matching the human size so it is suitable for intercourse with a human.

In a Q&A KC mentioned that they prefer using the human vagina because it's more intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767276
She'll never know it was me anon.

All she knows was that I was Catman once and that I retired from my life of crime to support her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767272
Tentacle nest is indeed the best.
>>13767275
Not really, the profiles are just a guideline and don't go into too many specifics. It's as vanilla or degenerate as you want it to be which is part of the fun. Plus all those other things would likely just be foreplay before you give her what she wants, not the main attraction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767287
And then she'll be confused when she's in Wurm Heaven and you're not there, and then Wurm God tells her that you were a bad guy and have to sit in time out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767290
How gladly would you eat out a tentacle nest?
>Very []
>Extremely []

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767284
Right. That's the Centaur's revised profile, I was looking at the Nightmare's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767293
Worth it to have her live a life of peace.

We'll meet again after I "sit in time out" within purgatory eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767300
There is no purgatory. "Time out" is what Wurms are told if someone doesn't have a soul and can't have an afterlife. That's how evil you were, that your soul died before your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767294
>Extremely [x]
On that note, do you think a Kraken tentacle nest would taste fishy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767309
>Kraken tentacle nest
Somebody's gonna get a face full of ink when she comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767303
Non-sense anon.

Complete, utter, non-sense.

Doing evil to bring about a far greater good out of love for another? Even Eros could understand doing such things.

Even then, with MGC finally safe I can use my fortunes to help the city like that one crazy guy in Gotham does.

And nothing could go wrong with my plans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767309
She's actually been eating a lot of fruit, like pineapple, to dispel that myth. Now her tentacle nest tastes all sweet and fruity.

>>13767314
I want to have sex with her and make abstract art while we roll about on a canvas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767315
Except posting this stuff on the internet while Super Wurm, by day mild-mannered Wurm, is browsing /hbg/ beyond the Wurmhole she made.
Checkmate, atheist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767314
>face full of ink when she comes.
Do you think she screams Inku rather than Iku then? That was awful, I should see myself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767320
No, no, I think we're on to something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767318
Good thing I'm behind 7 proxies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767317
>Now her tentacle nest tastes all sweet and fruity.
I prefer the rusty, mineral water-like taste of an Abomination's tentacle nest. It's nutritious, too, full of trace elements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767324
Proxies confuse Wurm. Wurm Punch is useless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767251
I think he is referencing dance with wolfves or some other film.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767314
>>13767309
>Kraken tentacle nest
For some reason I can't help but imagine something like this with the Kraken and her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767290
I'm pretty sure it was written in one of the books somewhere that monster girls don't like or need foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767317
Sweet fish sauce? Sounds appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767332
>monster girls don't like or need foreplay.
That's boring as hell and ain't nobody gonna follow that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767320
She screams Ika

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767332
>no foreplay
Official KC art says otherwise, plenty of titfucking and blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767290
>It's as vanilla or degenerate as you want it to be which is part of the fun.
KC doesn't object to people altering parts of the MGE depending on their own preferences, but there is still a defined canon. And in that canon all kinds of depraved shit happens to women, but men are 100% safe and will only ever get vanilla sex. Except for KC's weird transgender fetish he tries to shoehorn into everything, which means that your MG waifu may or may not be a tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767338
Still nothing non-vanilla. KC has yet to draw any kind of sex that isn't just normal paizuri, blowjob or vaginal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767341
>KC has yet to draw any kind of sex that isn't just normal paizuri, blowjob or vaginal.
Well, what the fuck do you want? Isn't that kind of sex but with the added appeal of tentacles for restraining you, soft fluffy paws to hold you with, etc the entire appeal of monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767332
Then I'll disregard that entire book.

You know what foreplay is? The buildup of raw power in the atmosphere, the smell of ozone before lightning strikes. It's the entrée before the big, juicy main course. It's the display of variety in a fireworks show before the finishing bang. It's the crescendo, for crying out loud.

Sex with foreplay is like running a business without presentations. You might as well just kill yourself on the spot if you run such an establishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767339
>And in that canon all kinds of depraved shit happens to women, but men are 100% safe and will only ever get vanilla sex
Except the potion that turns them into a dog, or the monster that turns them into a squid, or the tentacle forest that plays with both the man and woman.
>>13767341
Yeah but that's still a far cry from "they don't like foreplay."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767332
>monster girls don't like or need foreplay.
You'll have to excuse me if I don't take your word for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767344
*without

[Anonymous No.]

Mmm, abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767345
>Except the potion that turns them into a dog, or the monster that turns them into a squid
Except that you're still just screwing a mostly human looking girl. It's not like the girls ever turn into animals and rape you like that.
>or the tentacle forest that plays with both the man and woman
Man Marionettes are the only ones that really count there. Regular tentacles barely even touch guys at all except to make him fuck his girl harder. They don't get all lewd with guys the way they do with girls, because it'd be counterproductive for them. They want the guy to be more turned on so he can fuck the girl more and make her produce more energy for them to feed on, not kill the guy's boner on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767351
Was this drawn by that guy who draws those Hyrule Warriors comics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767332
>monster girls don't like or need foreplay.
I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767351
Is the chick on the bottom supposed to be that Lamia on the top?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767351
That's a lot of abs for abjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767351
Tiger abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767362
Can't touch this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767362
I want her to jerk me off with her soft paws and make me shoot all over those abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767353
>Man Marionettes are the only ones that really count there
Again with the goalpost moving. First shifting it from "no foreplay" to "only vanilla foreplay" and now this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767364
I'd prefer to molest her abs and cum in her belly button as she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

The single greatest piece of OC to come out of these threads is Charon-chan.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767370
Who? Please explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767144
U wot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767365
Still, compared to all the horrifying shit that happens to the girls, as a guy you pretty much have to go out of your way to have any kind of sex you couldn't have with a human girl too. And considering how they're supposed to eventually replace human women and are meant to be appealing to as many men as possible, that actually makes sense imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767370
You're right.

Also remember there's a moon named Charon, she probably has a huge ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767371
>forgetting this cutie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767370
Mini monstergirls.
Lego Anubis when she was the hot new trend.
Moth-chan.
Chubby al- Okay, couldn't type that one with a straight face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767370
She was mediocre to begin with and the hobo shit made her complete garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767378
Men of learning call her the Woman in Black, the Ferrywoman of the Dead. The homeless call her The Woman in White.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767378
I wasnt around here that tread. I hate missing the fun here beacuse of irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767379
Moth-chan is tied with Charon. Lego Anubis can go step on her bricks and mini monsters girls had been a thing on pixiv for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767384
>that tread
She's been around for so long, you should know who she is. She gets brought up all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767384
>I hate missing the fun here beacuse of irl.
Don't worry, when you die you're sure to run into her. Just remember she prefers cards to coins.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's this I hear about no foreplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767370
Remember when alp tried to do a CYOA story involving her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767397
Its bullshit. Even if they normally dont do that your waifu would do anything for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767384
>that thread

She's quite literally been in dozens upon dozens of threads.
Actually, it seems that she's not so popular any more. Talk of her has been rare these past few months.

Oh, how this place changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767397
I didn't hear anything
http://i.imgur.com/7HfuZOH.jpg
Must be the wind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767400
I remember a pun about a character called Chan Ge, and Charon getting her braid cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767405
>Charon getting her braid cut
Leave it to Alp to have her lose her charm point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767407
But that abomination is gone forever, so let's forget about it and bully him about stuff he hasn't deleted yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767405
>Charon getting her braid cut
Heretical, almost as heretical as hobos. Charon is for tender loving and bad jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767403
I'd love that image if her tits didn't look so fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767410
Has anyone else written about Charon, or is it just bullshitting in the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767412
I'd love her not so tenderly in the butt for every bad joke she makes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767403
So is there any kind of foreplay involving monster parts in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767414
I don't think anyone has. I understand Alp intends to work her into that Rhea and Willis thing when Willis dies though.
So you can probably just ignore the poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767413
They're probably inflated by holst milk. I'm aware they wouldn't look like that but I tell myself that to make things easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767413
At least KC can actually draw big, plump titties correctly now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767414
DILLAWF wrote a little segment where his main character visited her for a spell.

I miss him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767425
Can he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767425
But.. i like that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767419
Not normally, but if you ask for it they won't refuse. Don't expect it to feel particularly good though. The non human parts are mostly optimized for "support", rather than functioning as the main attraction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765495
I overslept, but crows are the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767397
Worst vampire, would run over with a tractor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767436
You're the monster, man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767427
Damn straight he can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767419
Yes, try goalpost move on this one.
http://i.imgur.com/xkJFwJE.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767438
Those just look like saggy grandma tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767426
I kinda like the fact he made Charon into a race instead of a singular entity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767440
That is a happy cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767440
Why is she scratching his dick with her claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767436
She just wanted to be with the guy she loved and go to the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767445
Cats enjoy such things. They're sadistic, see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766962
>>13766944
>>13766959

You ever see that porn video blooper where the girl is riding a guy reverse cowgirl, his dick slips out and she breaks it coming down? NO THANK YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767436
Right there with you, comrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767440
>has to be ultra careful to touch his dick with the pads only, and not the claws or fur
Really not seeing the appeal here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767449
Booper? I saw it irl, I still remember the guy's howls of pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767445
>>13767452
Don't wounds inflicted by KC's MGs fill with demonic energy to cause pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767456
>>13767449
Damn you guys, you just killed my morning boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767458
Werewolves only. Other MGs CAN do it but not naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767458
More like prevent injury in the first place, but essentially, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767462
Even then, only like 10% of the surface area on those paws would feel pleasant on your dick, and it'd still be nothing special. Why wouldn't she just use her tits or mouth instead at that point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767467
>10% of the surface area on those paws would feel pleasant on your dick, and it'd still be nothing special
Source: your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot how much nice art was in the books till I started digging through folders.
>>13767467
Because that 10% would be the most unique and foreign experience she could give a man. Seeing his reaction to a completely new stimulus and taking great joy in his facial expressions. After that she probably does use her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767479
Why does she keep using her claw tips? They're basically the one spot on her paws that'd feel the least pleasant.
>the most unique and foreign experience she could give a man
Getting stabbed through the dick with a hornet stinger would be a unique and foreign experience, does that make it good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767476
Source on what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766031
P'Orc Pigmask when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767482
>Why does she keep using her claw tips?
To trigger nerds on the internet apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767485
I want to use a P'Orc as my personal dick sock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767498
MANSWINE! Safety first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767266
>>13767262
>>13767254
>>13767246
More. Badass. Old Men.

HALF INCUBIZED VETERAN GUY, WHERE ARE YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767498
That would be a pretty thick cock sock. And it'd keep making noise. Definitely not for everyday wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767505
When will our P'Orc loving hero sneak into that stronghold and drug everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767520
By the time that guy gets back his boots the armies of Mordor will swell to never before seen proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767456
>saw it IRL

Do tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767266
That was good. Dont let us hanging like that.
Keep the good work coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767522
A baby boomer generation with superior warrior genetics. Mankind is doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766329
>>13766336
>>13766683
>>13766689
>>13766810
>>13766812
>>13766969
Now this is something fantastic to wake up to. You're a saint for this glorious thing you've done anon. Now I'mma go screencap it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767523
Nothing special. Guy brought his girlfriend into the dorms. We didn't know, just heard a scream from his room while a few of us were talking out in the hallway. Poped into the room to see if something's wrong. And boy was it.
By the time the paramedics arrived his otherwise deflated dick was well on it's way to swelling up through about half of it's length and discoloring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767505
Is she implying that the following sex will cause serious structural damage to wherever they are?
I mean, she can't be talking about birth control, that would be silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767556
She's a big girl. Bed might give in under you two.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddammit, i would give anything to molest a P'Orc right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767563
Anything, you say? Then how about...
tree-fiddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767563
I'd give anything to be molested by a group of P'Orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767568
I would give anything to slay a group of orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767479
>you'll never get your dick caressed by those big, soft paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767332

thats the gayest thing ive ever heard if true

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no smut/art of a boy getting molested on a train by a lovey dovey monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767563
I want to slap a P'Orcs ample tits around before ramming it in her plump ass and listening to her squeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767332
Forgive me if I think that's fucking lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767566
And that when I noticed the robot devil was five hundred feet tall and from the paleolithic era

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767574
Great, now I'm imagining a Dullahan lowering her head down to crotch level of the boy she likes on a train and rubbing her face against it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767572
Anon please this is a Christian board.

Sphinx is absolutely lovely though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767542
Did he walk funny for a while? Did you give him hell for it? Call his girlfriend a dick killer? Did he dump her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767584
Now I am too, hello boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767584
Even better if she lets him use her breasts as a pillow while she wraps her arms around him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767572
I'd settle for nuzzling into those big, soft paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767573
Not liking it has to be wrong, not needing it however makes sense since their bodies are always ready to have sex with men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767572
What would that even feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767520
>>13767528
>>13767522
More tonight around 9pm
I get out of work at 8 since they made me come in early

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767362
I want to take a proud Jinko and make her chubby with pampers and meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767603
My comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767603
Heresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767601
YES! You're my hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767585
>Christian board
>Everyone in this treads is talking about having sexual intercourse with half demon/monster girls.

Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767613
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767574
>Faceless businesswomen groping young me n on the train
>CC Holstaurus pressing her breasts up against a man' back
>Cyclops with a camera recording exposing herself to cute boys, as well as trying to masturbate on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767613
I want to sodomize the Succubus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767272

agreed

http://nhentai.net/g/125804/

im glad stealth made the kraken seem like such a cool girl to hang out with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767620
>Faceless businesswomen groping young me n on the train
Oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767584
>>13767594
>>13767596
>A Dullahan lowers her head to your crotch and unzip your pants with her teeth
>The other monsters on the train seem completely oblivious or apathetic to your situation as she presses her breasts against your back
>After struggling with your zip she uses her mouth to pull down your underwear exposing your shaft to the air
>With an eager look on her face she starts licking the tip.
>At this point you notice the lizard girl sitting next to you is holding her crotch with a blush plastered across her face
>After some time the Dullahan slowly pushes her mouth onto your penis until it's no longer visible
>By the end of the act the girl has heart pupils looking up at you lovingly
>Meanwhile the lizard girl dashes out of her now soaking wet seat and dashes for the doors
>You deal with this every day, man the commute in mgc is a pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767623
They're dangerous you know , able to turn even the most strong-willed man into a V slut. Which is why you're supposed to report an sighting of them before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767620
>they study your schedule and habits in order to ensure that they end up on the same train as you
>offer to take you out for lunch after a particularly wonderful molestation session

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767609
Come on, don't you want to experience the joy of having a chunky jinko acting like she's still that muscled mating machine she was when you first met with hilarious results?
Watching that tank top become little more than an oversized bra whil her spats struggle to contain her meaty posterior?
Don't you want to see her a little out of breath after going through what was normally a routine workout?
Are you prepared for her to begrudgingly accept you rubbing her pudge? A rumbling chuff escaping out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767637
I would subtly molest that Lizardgirl myself, just to see if she runs to shlick herself anyways or stays wanting to be molested more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767642
>don't you want
No. I like muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767646
>liking muscle
This guy.
is my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767637
More.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767646
>>13767649
You can braid each other's hair after you alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767637
Delicious Dullahan head antics. Real nice. I want one to look up at my with heart pupils after molesting me on a train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767646
Please, you just have pretty good taste.
I can take my jinkos in hard or soft flavored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767638
They're blackmailing me anon. If I don't let them grope me they will expose some pics in which I appear holding hands with one of them

>>13767655
Fit girls are sexier than chubby girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767665
>Fit girls are sexier than chubby girls
He speaks the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767655
You can clean your waifu's rotting gunt after she chubs up.

I'm sorry. I get defensive. I don't really mean that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767665
Damn, that's some prime P'Uruk-hai right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767665
They'll mindbreak you if you let them continue . Get help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767665
I want to target a buff ogre who nobody gets close to because they are afraid she will kick their shit or something and molest her while she's in a train.

Even if i die it will be worthy just to hear her moan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767677
>nobody gets close to because they are afraid
Isn't it common knowledge Ogres have layers? Especially the CC ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767665
Well you sure convinced me with that hot opinion.

>>13767671
I'm not a chubbyfag though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767676
Memes aside the best help he can get is an Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765701

http://imgur.com/eIca3KS

I never asked for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767620
>CC Holstaur forcefully breastfeeds you while barely anyone notices

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767643
>>13767652
>The next day you notice the lizard girl sitting in the same place
>You decide to sit next to her, you have something in mind
>You slowly lean over and whisper into her ear that you noticed what she was doing yesterday, her eyes widen in panic
>"I-I'm not usually like that, please don't tell anyone I'm begging you"
>You tell her there's only one way to ensure you won't tell anyone and shift closer to her
>On one swift motion you steal her first kiss causing her to push you away in shock, before she can finish informing you it was her first you cut her off with a reminder of your threat
>She looks down in shame, leaving herself open to you slipping a hand under her shirt to play with her breasts
>She starts pleading for you to stop, again you quickly remind her of her position
>At this point she stays quiet until the silence is broken by her weakly suppressed moans as she loses herself in the moment
>It's only now that you notice she's been stealthy masturbating as you toy with her
>You're caught up in the moment when someone grabs you by the wrist
>Oh shit it's the cops
>At least so you thought, you look up to see the Dullahan from the other day
>She looks at you with jealously clearly showing on her face
>Before you can react she drags both you and the Lizard girl off the train
>When you ask where she's taking the two of you she only replies with a muffled "love hotel" before increasing her pace

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767692
I have my jergens ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never shoot a Mindflayer with your jizooka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767692
CC Dullahan and Lizardman threesome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767703
This is pretty awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767692
I find this incredibly satisfactory, you are a hero Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767705
I still hate those ugly scaly arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767712
I find them endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767705
You know it, school girl lizard and an ara ara Dullahan. You'll always have power over the lizard girl but you both answer to the older woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767717
I do think they do a good job at making you focus on the "important" bits (the tits, midriff, etc) just like how her fin-like ears naturally keep your gaze focused on her face.
But KC could've probably handled that a bit better somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767692
Man, that's some kind of luck right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767722
>just like how her fin-like ears naturally keep your gaze focused on her face
I want to nibble those fin ears while hugging her from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767733
I dunno, I guess I'm a special case then, because for me monster parts mostly just serve to emphasize the human ones, by making all the "non-essential" features less erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767733

Yeah well I want to Hug her from behind, hotdog myself between her full ass cheeks and nibble her fin-ears while telling her i'm going to give her so many strong heirs her name will become legend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767692
Fuck yes. Dullahan and Lizard girls don't get enough love

>>13767753
that sounds lovley

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never date a hobgoblin that tries way too hard to act like an ara ara monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767753
Impregnation fetish is the best.
>>13767787
Both need more material, there's so many positions that can be done with a Dullahan to explore and lizard girls are pure love.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, said I would, and I did.

Long image is long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767813
Fukkin saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767813
Man, I was going to make a joke and say you should do it again with all the spoilers highlighted since it's pretty common people don't, but you already did it. Come on, man, stop doing things properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767787

>tfw no Lizardgirl and Salamander 3 way
There isn't even art of the two of them together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767843
Is it odd that I really like her arms and those scales on her neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767805

Hold on a minute for some position ideas I have for Dullahan, getting my daily dose of the cult of Earthworm Jerry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767843
>There isn't even art of the two of them together
That's not entirely true but it's sort of forbidden content around these parts.
http://i.imgur.com/NC9pqOD.png
But sfw art of them together hanging out as friends or training together could be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767851
>that dinky, atrophied arm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767848
Not odd at all, they make her look a little more monstrous while still being adorable. The scales on the neck are also unusual for lizard girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767851
>http://i.imgur.com/NC9pqOD.png
>Pink Hair
>Giant-ass bow
Isn't that the Salamander from CoC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767862
Pretty sure it is, got it from one of the old /a/ threads though so can't be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767859
Do you think she'd give awful handjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767851
Is the Salamander getting fucked by the lizardgirls tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767621
What a coincidence, the succubus wants you to sodomize her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767871
Well lizard scales aren't really going to be the best texture for that. Not like they're super smooth like a snake's would be.
>>13767875
I'm actually not sure. It could either be a green dildo that's also sticking in her or her tail, hard to tell due to the quality of the art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767888
Her palms don't look THAT rough. Shouldn't it be fine as long as she doesn't vigorously slide them all over your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767894
If she does it slowly and carefully with some lube it might be okay. She looks like the kind of girl to be slow and awkward with it at first anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767805

>Having a Dullahan's severed head suck her other nipple while you go ham on one of her breasts
>Forcing Dullahan to watch her body fuck you in reverse cowgirl so she can see your cock going in and out of her pussy while her ass bounces
>Having her head lick and suckle her own clit in doggy style or normal cowgirl
>Having her head lick the underside of your cock in reverse cowgirl
>Being the little spoon in bed as you hug her head against your chest
>Under desk or table blowjobs
>Getting her body to schlick in the other room and you teasing her head since she can feel everything but can't see it
Cross-section fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767888
Well, at least it's not futa.
I don't really mind yuri all that much anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767902
Even if it doesn't feel quite as good as a normal human one I'd probably enjoy it more simply because it'd be exotic and different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767911
I like to imagine them to be more like gecko foot pads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767862
>Salamander from CoC
I just puked a bit in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767917
Wouldn't those lamellae hurt like hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767862
It looks kinda similar, but the girl from CoC has fiery red hair, and I'm pretty sure that while she has a ponytail she doesn't have a giant bow in her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767905
All of those sound really appealing. Also thought of a few of varying quality
>Having her head give a blowjob while her body straddles your face in a Dullahan exclusive 69 variant
>Blowjob while you sit in her lap watching a seductive video she made for you
>securing her head in some kind of net or harness above the bed for a birdseye view of herself getting fucked
Eating out the girl you invited over for a threesome in the next room while you pound her body mercilessly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767922
I didn't really felt them to be chafing or anything when I had a gecko totting around on my hand and arm.
They're also covered in setae that further split into spatulae down to the nanometer scale, so they're not rigid keratin ridges like you'd assume at first glance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767950
You do mean something like
>http://i.imgur.com/A1Ea5we.jpg
Right?
I can't really imagine what that could possibly feel like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767947

Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767959
>http://i.imgur.com/A1Ea5we.jpg
Man, I remember when .less wasn't a faggot. Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767963
Before he was born then? He's always been a faggot but he's our faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767963
Why do people hate .less? He did a lot of great art for the general

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767970
He's an Edgelord and an actual faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767970
because people have very delicate fannies that get flustered over the smallest things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767970
Because he likes to funpost and mess with the threads a lot, which makes the more sensitive and diaper wetting portion of the community dislike him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767967
This is 4chan, we're all faggots here, no alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767979
Oh look, his defense force is already here. That was fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767983
>"his defense force"
I don't know which is funnier, the idea that less has a defense force or the fact that you believe in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767970
>Why do people hate .less
For some it's because he done a few pictures that were meant to be in jokes but got posted here by people he shown them to. For others it's because he done a commission or two that people didn't like and for another group it's because he can be a bit on the edgy side at times.

Also because everyone on 4chan is a faggot by default like >>13767981 says. I don't mind him though, he does some nice art and has a sense of humour even if he takes it too far sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767905
>>13767947
Are Dullahans the best partners for a threesome?

>>13767970
he draws futa, traps and guro sometimes. The thread then explodes into a shitstorm, some autists have aneurysms, and .less has a giggle. The endless cycle repeats forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767967
Maybe my memory is failing me, but I don't remember him being a faggot before the faggotcat happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767980
>>13767991
>>13767993
I prefer him that way, he's free to draw whatever he wants anyway. He isn't forced to draw for the general so the crybabies should be glad they have somebody that complies to their requests.

>>13767983
This is the reason why people don't want to drawfag for the general, because of assholes like you. Hell /vg/'s drawfag hasn't even showed up again, he probably decied not to come back after seeing how some people behave here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767993
>Are Dullahans the best partners for a threesome?
Either Dullahan, Tentacle or Slime. It's honestly a hard choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768003
>implying you have to do anything besides not be a troll to be accepted

Just look at Loen and Sketch-kun. It's because .less gets a kick out of purposefully fucking with people that he catches flack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768003
He and Bob made faggot cat as big a deal as they could by feeding it.
There's a reason I don't miss either of them.

Side note: Batten down the hatches everyone! It's that time again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767970
Monsterboys, guro, futa. He actively tried to piss off people in the threads with some of his drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768012
So what? He didn't post the images himself, so he clearly wasn't looking for the flak on his own, and even if he did he's still on his right to do so. It's still related to MGE, even if you don't like the content

>>13768014
>Not ignoring what clearly was bait
You created the issue, he simply abused it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768012
Also Luth and Mono back in the day, no one gave them any shit.

Also fucking with overly sensitive people is sort of a site wide sport but you have to expect some kind of reaction when you do it so the hatebase isn't completely unwarranted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768022
>He didn't post the images himself
Somebody post the image of the IRC about the Cait Sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768011
>Threesome with Lamia and Dullahan
>DPing the body with your dick and the lamia's tail while the head eats out the lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768003
>/vg/'s drawfag hasn't even showed up again, he probably decided not to come back after seeing how some people behave here.
He has no interest in posting anywhere unless he has art to share, he's the same over on /vg/, and actually it was people who browse both threads that told him to limit his posting to just art over here, so even people from these threads don't think it's a good idea to get involved too intensely, if at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768012
Aside from some mildly titillating pieces, Loen and Sketch-kun do cute / silly stuff which seems to be judged completely differently from smut. The later which seems to elicit explosive reactions even when not containing thread taboos like futa or yuri just by virtue of getting into a ten mile radius of some guy's pet peeve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768003
>>13768054
>he probably decied not to come back after seeing how some people behave here
>He won't finish the Dullahan image
This is why we can't have nice things

>>13768058
People here are more sensitive than a sjw during black history month

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768058
>even when not containing thread taboos
Now you're just making stuff up, unless you're talking about where people go "Not ANOTHER fucking manticore pic." And that's disappointment more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767993

Probably?

I'd never write about a Dullahan in any capacity because i'm too afraid of fucking them up.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who ONLY likes vaginal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768065
>>He won't finish the Dullahan image
he finishes whatever it is he starts to draw, he's just a lazy fuck that has too much backlog right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768067
Or Laska picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768069
>Not liking blowjobs, paizuri or thighjob
It's not your fault that you have shit taste, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768069
Don't get me wrong, vaginal is great, but why limit yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768003
>Hell /vg/'s drawfag hasn't even showed up again, he probably decied not to come back after seeing how some people behave here.
Why are you acting offended on his behalf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768069
Unicorns will love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768067
Or fedom/maledom, or anything from a story written by Bob, or any monster girl a particular autist has an axe to grind with, and the list goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768080
What about things like tailjobs, pawjobs/clawjobs and tentaclejobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768069
No. But you're still needlessly limiting yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768086
>he's just a lazy fuck that has too much backlog right now
Probably because fending new drawfags off while shitting on the few ones we have is a retarded move

And because I wanted to see that image colored

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768087
And I'd love a Unicorn right back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768087
>horse pussy
But I only like human pussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768092
2lewd4me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768088
Those aren't universally panned like the real offenders though. A hundred and fifty people in here and nobody will like everything. Pretending that's the same as purposefully dropping verbotten thread material is asinine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768098
Ebin quoting
>Why are you acting offended on his behalf?

Also yes he's a lazy fuck, but that doesn't mean we should fend him away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768092
What about a Tentacle's flower/tentapussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768111
Tell me more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768069
Probably. Then again, I'm probably even worse for wanting cuddles and spooning over sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768049
Lamia has great threesome potential
>Lamia coils herself around a helpless Holst, restricting her from doing anything
>She invites you with a sweet voice to have your way with the cow that tried to tempt you away from her
>With pleasure you stick it in the Holst who tries to squirm to no avail, she's completely bound by your waifu's powerful tail
>After giving you some further encouragement your wife turns her attention back to the girl she is coiled around
>She looks at her with a cruel and lustful gaze before sticking her forked tongue into her mouth
>"You wanted my man didn't you? Well is it what you imagined you screaming bitch"
>She tries to talk her way out of it which only causes your wife to tighten her grip, suddenly you feel the Holst tighten around your shaft
>It pushes you over the edge and you release your load inside her
>Your serpentine lover releases her prey who is now exhausted and will take a while to recover
>It's only now you notice that her scales are covered in milk from where she was constricting the Holst's breasts
>"Well now sweetie, with her out of the way how about we have some fun ourselves?"
No cows were harmed in this greentext, it was all a consensual roleplay

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl do you want to give or receive headpats from?

I want a kuudere Amazon to give me headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768131
>screaming bitch
Scheming even, one of these days auto correct won't hate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768133
Amazon, Wight/Vampire, Any CC monstergirl, Crow Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768133
Yeti, strong yet gentle paws running across my head while she smiles is something I can only dream of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768116
It leaks delicious sap, full of tiny nodules, like dozens of tongues to tenderly ministrate to anything you stick into it. Or one of them could curl up some of her tentacles that have similar nodules on the underside or the thinner mass of tentacles they have in place of lower arms into a tentacle onahole.
And of course there's always blooming tentacles. Think about a colorful lewd flower invitingly flexing it's fleshy, interlocking petals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768069
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>a lovey dovey, CC businesswoman monstergirl with an exhibitionsim fetish will never molest you on the subway to school
>a Jabberwock will conceal you with her wings, and give you a blowjob with her tentacle mouths]
>a Cheshire will never use her bullshit magical powers to somehow do vaginal with you although she's in another section of the car
>a Holstaur will never unbutton her white button down, and force you to drink from her while she gives you a handjob
>a Werewolf and Kitsune businesswoman will never stare daggers at each other while pumping you into an orgasm
>a group of Ghouls will never take turns with you while the others keep watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768101
You're in luck, see >>13767218
Now get yourself a helping of frontgina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768128
My brother. My wet dream is spending an entire cold day doing nothing but cuddling with a lamia on bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768172
>You will never get to see all of these girls heavily blushing when you molest them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768111
>>13768147
Wouldn't the pic help?

I still want to see pics or a story of a Tentacle intruding on a garden of Alraunes like a strange weed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768172
>A gang of Khepri bribe the driver to let them have the train to themselves
>You get on and quickly release you made a huge mistake
>You turn to leave only to find three of them blocking the doors as they close
>They all start grinning, their wings twitch with excitement and lust clearly shows in their eyes
>Panic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768182
How do you molest someone that is planning on molesting you. Do you both molest each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768188
How do they even obtain husbands if they live in an area only women and married men have any reason to visit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768188
I'd like a story of a guy that grows up near a Tentacle Forrest, often playing with the plats and one day finds one of them Transformed into a Tentacle sitting in the middle of a flower bed in his garden looking expectantly at him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768188
I like tentacles. Too bad if I ever talk about them some faggot thinks I want something up my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768196
They leave forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768194
You surprise them when their heads are clouded with pleasure from molesting you, by the time your hands reaches them they will be ahegaoing unable to fight back.

The molesters will be at your mercy, unable to stop feeling pleasure from being molested themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768194
You molest them first, catch them off guard and take the lead. In the case of a Jabberwock just surprise her by getting your dick out and she tends to do anything you desire. Seeing the wood be molester on her knees would be satisfying.
>>13768196
I guess they travel to find husbands to take home with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768201
Playing or "playing"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768207
>>13768208
Nah I'm not into this maledom thing. I will just let them molest me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768203
Do you want a tentaclejob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768196
1. Leave the forest; if KC's alraune are motile there's no reasont these can't be
2. Wing(wo)men
3. Maybe the tentacles attack human men for whatever reason too or bring two single individuals together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768209
I was thinking about regular playing, maybe some friendly tentacle hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/xcTWV9qW
>Office Abomination

Finally rewritten for pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767246
>>13767254
>>13767262
>>13767266
Very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768133
I want headpats from an Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768223
>train molestation and defloration
Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768223
Damn, I love these timid, petite abominations you write. The creative use of horrorifices is just icing on the cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768223
>Abominations

YES ANON YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768133
>An MG shorter than you will never try to give you headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768256
>Lap pillow from a shorter girl while she strokes your hair
I almost want to see Hobgoblin would be the best for this but Baphomets have their appeal too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768238
Alps are for giving headpats to, not getting them from.

Why would you want an Alp's dainty little hand patting your head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768238
You mean a boy? Sounds kinda gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768261
Kind of depends on whether you prefer to see her face smiling down at you or a pair of big ol' titties bouncing every times she moves her arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768262
Because making her give headpats to a boy is a form of bullying! I can tease her about how soft her tiny little girlthighs are while she stammers about me making her run her hands through my h-hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768272
I want to dom a Holst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768251
I love Abominations so I make them my type. Well, the Thing-face type anyway, the Girl from the Meat Dimension was a bit more yan and the Mindflayers have a bit of variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768278

I want to fuck a gilf werecat who hasn't had a man in forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768281
I want to fuck a creepy crawly and gilf werecat who hasn't had a man in forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768283
I want to be locked in a house with a gilf werecat who hasn't had a man in forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768262
Because the only Monster Girl I'd be good enough for is an Alp. But if I have to have an Alp I'm going to teach her to be the most dominant and loving Alp in the world! And I'll have her give the best headpats! if she's good I'll give her plenty of sweet desserts and candy to eat and spoil her!

>>13768267
No, not a boy, an Alp. A boy would be gay, Alps aren't gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768275
Still not as bad as making her sit in your lap while doing all that. Now that would be cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW having ideas for Lovecraft girls
>But too afraid to delve into the sexual deviancy of some of the weirder shit
>MFW Kos, or some say Kosm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768223
>More Abominations
You're a saint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768223
Glad to see you got around to fixing it up. It was really nice to read as you did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768296
>I'm going to teach her to be the most dominant and loving Alp in the world!
>if she's good I'll give her plenty of sweet desserts and candy
Huh?

>>13768301
Well, you can turn up the intensity by doing things such as nuzzling your head into her and/or smelling her while you're doing this. It's a different kind of bullying though, one you make her inflict on herself. The feel is just different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768308
I really like the thread-bullshitting writing method, too. Maybe I should get back to greentexting, too, some pretty good series like Moth-chan and Yanalp got started that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768296
But if you do that you'll eventually end up with a voluptuous Alp that orders you around and gives you headpats for being a good boy and doing as she wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768302
Guess you have to go back and play with your puppets, creep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768314
Well to make an Alp into a dominant Monster Girl you have to use positive reinforcement and love, so she's aware that what she's doing is the desired result. Eventually it'll become natural to her, and we can ween her off the treats!

>>13768316
But that is exactly what I want, the dream Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>fainting goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768315
That'd be cool. You're one of the only people who's stories I try even when they don't have a basis in greentext, but you getting back into it would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768320

One does not simply gain the ire of the Hounds of Tindalos for sexual gain, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768325
I want to milk that goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768325
A fainting goat would be cool. Not a fan of them having that body type, but the idea is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768331
She's too daughteru tier for that

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>>13768327
I'll probably have more free-form monmusu time when my outline queue is finished after the Summer Special, so realistically maybe next month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768338
>Not wanting to milk your lactating daughteru
Do you want her to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768279
>Mindflayers
I will never stop being thankful for that Mindflayer maid story. That one pushed way too many of my buttons for how short it was.

[Anonymous No.]

With all these abominations and shit when will we see Cthulhu-sama?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would give the best hairjobs, other than Kejourou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768354
Medusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768354
The one you love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768357
Wouldn't she give the worst? She doesn't even have proper hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768316
>>13768324
What would happen if you trained your Alp into a big pudgy dominant girl using treats, and when you thought she was perfect stopped giving her treats because you thought she didn't need them?

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>>13768361
>She doesn't even have proper hair.
Yes she does, look at the profile image. On top of that the snakes ARE her hair so it still counts.

Pretty much everything besides kejourou, medusa and maybe slimes and mindflayers are going to be a wash when it comes to hairjobs anyway because the hair is just that and nothing more regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768357
But the snakes are tsundere as fug, except late at night when they gently flick your ear until you wake up then they hiss at you, those little shits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768324
>But that is exactly what I want, the dream Alp!
>ever wanting a curvy, sensual Alp in a corset that fits her tight enough just to leave slight skindentation at the edges, garters holding up lacy silken stockings and elbow length gloves
>ever wanting to have your head buried between her soft thighs and made to pleasure her with just your tongue with your hands behind your back as she runs her fingers through your hair and coos encouragement and praise

And I thought I was the one way beyond hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768374
I thought the Medusa's snakes showed her true feelings even while she denies them. Was I wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768374
>the snakes are tsundere as fug
Only the big snek is tsun, the hair sneks are full dere. You might well end up in a situation where the medusa is pretending she doesn't want the D, but you whip it out, leave it suitably close to her head and end up getting a hairjob until you explode all over her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768369
But snakes on your dick would feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768325
>>13768338
My only complaint is her lower body ruling out piggyback rides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768383
But wouldn't that be bestiality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768364
She'd order you to make more.

[Anonymous No.]

Not too big a fan of MGE Medusa's tiny hair-snakes. Bigger ones are way cuter. And she could blow you with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768384
>MAMONO MANA
>Scales actually feel pretty pleasant to touch, especially when not going against the grain while one exists, and all the more with lube
>Tens of tiny little snake tongues flicking your dick
If hair can be made to feel good sufficiently dextrous snakejobs aren't out of the question.

>>13768389
Depends on how you have your medusas set up. So long as they're a part of her and under some modicum of control sometimes you're okay.

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>>13768403
So MGE ones which act independently and are only influenced by the Medusa's feelings, or ones like the ones in MGQ which are basically like moderately controlled pets that happen to be a part of the girl, would be bestiality?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think they would deal with prisoners in MGC? Would they send them to a regular men's prisons or ones mixed with monstergirls? Ship them off as husbands for monstergirls unable to live in the city? Have them meet with Mindflayer "Therapists" and make them into upstanding citizens again?

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>>13768396
>spoiler
I'm not quite sure how I feel about this, I mean they're technically part of her and it would be hilarious if she shouted at her hair to stop making advances at you in a tsundere way but the whole thing feels a bit weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768408
Separate prison depending on species.
Men and women can't be locked up together for various reasons, so you can't live out your prison fantasy of being a semen dispenser for a bunch of MG lifers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768411
Where's the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768414
Could you at least be a semen dispenser for a bunch of MG guards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768414
But what better way to calm down a prison full of horny super-powered law breakers then to toss a few prison bitches their way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768408
Depends on what they're in for. Monster girls will never go for truly wicked and twisted people but someone in for petty theft or getting into a brawl to defend his family's honour wouldn't be out of the question for them.

People with lighter sentences like that would be given community service where they're sent to cuddle centres to hug lonely monster girls that come in from the streets. In a supervised environment of course. In for stealing enough bread to eat for the day? You can expect to be sent to cuddle a lonely yeti who will tell you she'd love to cook for you and that everything will be okay when you finish your sentence.

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>>13768424
Realistically? No.
Most prison have same gender guards, as those that don't end up with guards and inmates bumping uglies.

>>13768428
Cannabis smoke grenades.
Those grenades the burst into a metric shit ton of rubber pellets.
Regular tear gas.
Tranquilizer darts.
ect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768408
>>13768428
Anon this is prison, not summer camp. They commited and crime, if you reward them for it then they'll just do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768432
>Realistically

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>>13768403
>especially when not going against the grain while one exists
So how would she give you a hairjob while only moving her hair in one direction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768431
>cuddle centres
More like state mandated dating centers. It's all part of the monster conspiracy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768438
What, were you expecting things to be like in porn, cherry boya?

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>>13768407
No, that's pretty much the opposite of what I said. I don't even remember the MGQ medusa so I'll let someone else poke at that but what you described makes it sound they're okay by the definition I gave. For MGE the fact that the snakes are capable of acting on the medusa's true/unconscious feelings--and acting in tandem with her when she's being honest--means they're not just some animal sharing a blood supply and are controlled by her brain. So long as they're under the control of pretty much anything capable of passing the Harkness test isn't straight bestiality.

Of course, we now wander into an area of vague definitions and philosophy, but that's my two cents. Also, I'm pretty sure this same topic has come up before in regards to Scyllei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768431
I would break the law if it meant being cuddleslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768448
Frankly as long as it's a part of her it shouldn't be considered bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768451
You could cut out the middleman and become a cuddlewhore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768387
>Ruling out piggybacks
>Hoist her up, carry her under her hind legs & haunches
>Forelegs curl up and fest on your back
>She holds onto your neck with her arms
>Run across the fields as she giggles on your back
It's like you're not even trying to love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768456
But that's lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768448
Would you let Scyllei lick your dick with her dog heads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768451
That's part of the plan, the government give stores a fixed amount of money to cover theft. Once news of the programme got out men started getting themselves sent to it intentionally. The whole thing is one big scheme to pair up lonely monsters with a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768448
>I don't even remember the MGQ medusa so I'll let someone else poke at that
They're somewhat under the control of the girl, but they act mostly independently, and also need to be fed separately (with semen of course), and MGE Medusas usually refer to their snakes as their "cute pets" or similar things.

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>>13768465
You're a slut, I'm sure you'll manage.
It's all about finding the wanton, skinship craving boytoy in yourself and setting it free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768391
Well, that would result in quite a weighty alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767225
>rugburn
Her fur is comfy, warm, and not coarse, and if all else fails mamono mana

http://i.imgur.com/eaAFMES.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768431
>a lonely yeti who will tell you she'd love to cook for you and that everything will be okay when you finish your sentence.
>everything will be ok
Ok for her, she's never gonna let you leave those hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768486
Fur absorbs moisture. Her paws would turn your dick into a shriveled prune.

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>>13767539
Thanks, Anonlich.

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>>13768484
All that training might be undone when she gives an order and you see her pudgy belly poking out from her shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768484
Since it'd be all because of those delicious treats, she'd have to make the one responsible for preparing them take responsibility and help her work off some calories.

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>>13768444
>So how would she give you a hairjob while only moving her hair in one direction?
Carefully. It's been a while since I last touched a snake so I'm honestly struggling to remember if there was much of a grain there, but regardless she's still got a bunch of forked snake tongues to work with even if she didn't stroke the traditional way at all.

>>13768453
There's that philosophy bit. My inclination is to agree, but at the same time I also don't want to say fucking something with the mind of a snake is special just because it's grafted onto a cute girl.

>>13768469
>They're somewhat under the control of the girl, but they act mostly independently
Then they pass by my definition because that at least implies they're running with the same brain. The body has lots of processes that run mostly autonomously but can be controlled such as breathing, blinking, and even heartbeat to an extent. If you're okay with the rest of the monstergirl extra parts that wiggle a bit shouldn't be that big a deal.

The separate feeding bit is odd and apparently nonsensical, but not a major issue so far as I'm concerned here.

>>13768466
So long as I knew she was the one managing the motion and she kept them clean, I guess. That'd take some getting used to though.

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>>13768494
What moisture?

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>>13768506
If it's part of her it's no different than if she used her hands or her snake tail.
Just stop over thinking things, you only complicate everything and give openings for shitposters to jump in and start up.

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>>13768513
>If it's part of her it's no different than if she used her hands or her snake tail.
Why is it part of her? Because it's attached? By that same argument conjoined twins are only person and I can't reconcile that, that's partially why I'm running with the brain argument, though it does have faults.

>Just stop over thinking things
No. Besides, I'm having fun and everything is going swimmingly so far.

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>>13768535
Hydras count as one being despite each head being independent, so why can't a Medusa's hair count?
>So far
Everything appears that way at first.

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>>13768506
>I knew she was the one managing the motion
What exactly do you mean by that? If they worked like Medusa snakes that'd be a no-go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768541
If the snakes were fully independent, how would that be any different from just having a bunch of regular snakes slithering over your junk?

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>>13768535
>conjoined twins
Are a defect not how a given organism is supposed be.

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>>13768553
Because they're a part of her.
They die when she dies, they feel pain when she does and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768503
True, guess one would just need to retrain her.

>>13768505
I guess, but maybe I like the extra padding on her, a bit more bounce in her behind and a bigger bust would do wonders for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768541
I want a Hydra Girl. A CC Simeise Twin girl where both of them try to get your attention and get jealous if they think you're giving the other girl more attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768560
But how does that actually make a difference? They're quite different from normal appendages. They're more like symbiotic pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767539
>>13767813
Oh wow, you actually wenty and did it, too. Well, I wrote it over the course of around 11pm last night to around 10am today, but seeing you appreciate it makes it all worth it.
Glad I could write for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768562
Your mileage may vary depending on how chubby you like them. We're talking about an Alp that was already plump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768566
How would this work? Semi-Lizardgirl body with multiple heads, or more of a centaur type, with a big lizard boy and multiple torsos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768567
Of course they're different, she's a MONSTER girl.
If you refuse to, or cannot, see anything from other points of view other than your own then we're done here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768568
And thanks again for doing so. Was a very nice read, with an incredibly wonderful setup and the last part of it was a great treat to wake up to this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768577
A giant snake body, similar to the Hydra in Dragon's Dogma, where each "head" ends with a human female torso.

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>>13768577
A Lamia with a thick thick tail, and the part where the Human Body is a girl with two heads instead of one is, and each one controls their side of the body.

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>>13768577
>>13768582
Something similar to this?

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>>13768578
I'm just really not seeing what makes it different. If a girl has a well-trained dog that will lick your dick at her command, does that make it not bestiality because the girl is the one in control?

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>>13768585
No. That's a Chimera. You have to remember that the Hydra was a big ass multi-headed snake in mythos, not a lizard.

>>13768586
See look, you keep refusing to see it as anything other than bestiality. Why should I bother trying to say anything to someone close minded and adamant?

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>>13768590
I'd just like you to give a good reason why it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768585
Imagine riding on her back, depending on which of the 2 areas you sit in you're going to be sandwiched between a pair of monster girls. That middle one looks the best though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768593
I've given you good reasons and you threw them out.

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>>13768590
I know it's a Chimera, I'm just giving an example of the "multiple womanly to torsos attached to a larger body" thing.

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>>13768541
>Hydras count as one being despite each head being independent
It's still one organism, yeah, but so is a medusa, no matter how the snakes are controlled. What I'm saying is about consciousness as much as it is biology though and we're going into territory where the two aren't tied like they normally are. I'm kind of trying to draw lines in shifting sand here for a word that ceases to really make sense once you've got more than one consciousness involved, but it's still interesting thought.

>>13768543
>If they worked like Medusa snakes that'd be a no-go?
Are you still talking MGE medusa? If so, this is the third time I'm saying those are fine. I seem to remember the ones in the original myth doing whatever they damned well pleased though, and that is not okay.

>>13768558
>Are a defect
Inconsequential. You've still got two or more functioning consciousnesses in one body there, and at least as I'm imagining it shared motor control of the body as a whole. Considering that we're talking about fantasy creatures where "how things are supposed to be" means jack all, conjoined twins stand as a decent example.

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>>13768585
Dat goat. Best chimera part.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk makes me think, you think KC will ever do Conjoinment? I like the idea of two possessive girls in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768603
What is Liliraune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768608
But Plant Girls are shit, I'm talking about an actual decent girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768595
Yeah, I'd sit up front so I can hold onto the one up front and have the other behind me. I don't really want anything to do with that in the first place though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768602
>Thomas will never get off the Boatslut train and do something with his currently unused monstergirl designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768611
>But Plant Girls are shit
Them fightin words

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768598
It would have worked better if it was a Hydra, or something similar.

>>13768599
I've told you before: Stop overthinking things.
Those snakes share her extended consciousness, and possibly even her emotions and thoughts. It's safe to say they're an extension of herself, and shouldn't need to eat because if she's fed then they're fed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768617
Forgive me for wanting a waifu that can do more than

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j06gFyxfdbk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768611
>But Plant Girls are shit
I'll fight you, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768615
>That feeling when you love boatsluts but would rather he does what he's best at
Feels weird, I love his monstergirl doujins and there's no shortage of good boat artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768615
I'll never give up hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768603
Give me a second. I've got what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768622
Thomas isn't even a good monster girl artist though. He's a furfag, and it shows in his MG designs too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768611
This is the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768622
The Abyssals are really the only thing I find visually appealing about KanColle unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768599
>Are you still talking MGE medusa? If so, this is the third time I'm saying those are fine.
Cute hair snakes and giant dog heads are pretty different though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768630
I agree. Those are some sexy evil ships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768628
Why are you telling lies on the internet, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768636
>lies
This kind of defamation will not go unanswered, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768571
I can enjoy quite a big alp so she won't need to worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768603
>>13768625
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45304901
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=37846871
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=37169196
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=29645102
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=24989888
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=24989888
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=21516633
All the stuff I could find of them from a quick search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768630
Re-class and Wo-class are some of the best designs out there. Re is pretty much straight up monster girl material.
>>13768627
Someone's still mad about his yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768635
Except for Hoppou, she's who am I kiddding, that one's the biggest faceless fat old men gangbang bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768571
>>13768644
I can enjoy a big plump haughty Alp, but I just hope she doesn't lose her haughty nature when the pants that used to fit her can't be buttoned anymore, or the panties she first got ended up snapping when she tried to wear them on her huge rear.

Training an Alp to dominate you is hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768649
Not even. I just think he blends the human and monster parts too much. And that's when he's not drawing actual furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768648
>Conjoined
>monoeyes
Word cannot describe my disgust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768649
>Re
My favorite boatslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768648
Huh. Two monoeyes on one body. How about that. Also, I'm not sure what one of those was, since I have the filter on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768619
>I've told you before: Stop overthinking things
And I've already refused before. I'm having a discussion about monster girls in a monster girl thread, ease up.

>Those snakes share her extended consciousness, and possibly even her emotions and thoughts.
Yeah, I don't see a problem with that scenario either, but I ended up exploring some others, making some comparisons and talking about other potential situations.

>>13768632
>Cute hair snakes and giant dog heads are pretty different though.
How so? As far as I can see it's just a matter of size and dexterity. It's not even like dogs aren't cute, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768656
It'd be all your fault, Anon. And she'd have you make her feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768665
So you're just going into hypotheticals and possibilities instead of what's actually there already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768658
You and I sir, are enemies now.
>>13768661
What filter? If its guro I can assure you none of them have it, despite it being THAT artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768665
One could be reasonably passed off as some kind of odd appendage
With the other there's really no way to shake the feeling that you're just getting blown by a regular animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768668
Yeah, the built-in guro one. Obviously porn is fine. I'm not sure why they would flag it as such if it isn't though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Spidercow to burn in the Maker's Fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768675
So you want her to link the fire as the chosen undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768675
That's not very nice. What if all she wanted to do was hold you close?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768675
I want Spidercow to burn in the flames of lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768672
Eh its probably the fact that the artist is known for some out there stuff. I only turned the filter off because of that reason, that some of his stuff gets tagged even when its not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768345
don't think I saw that one... link, anybody ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768675
Now you have a burning rapetrain. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768685
http://pastebin.com/wrabKE4Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768688
>http://pastebin.com/wrabKE4Q
Nice, TY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768668
>You and I sir, are enemies now
May our hatred linger on for generations to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768675
I also want to bully a spidercows.

Cause they're fat and smelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768700
You're fat and smelly. Spidercows have nicely toned bodies and smell like fresh rape in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768682
>>13768683
>>13768687

You guys don't get it. I want to burn Spidercow with the Maker's Fire.

The Maker's Fire. The Fire that MAKES.

Lava Golem Spidercow. Just like Quelaag wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768688
>Miss Sot-
I swear if sher name is 'Sothoth'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768707
>Lava Golem Spidercow

You mad man, you've doomed us all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768667
I already laid out my thoughts on that one, then I went on to support those thoughts (using some hypotheticals, yes) and discuss alternatives as they were brought up.

>>13768670
Yes, but which is which and why? You didn't do much more than repeat yourself there. I'm wondering if it's not the dog-like placement of the wolf heads on Scyllei, is that part of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768707
Wouldn't that set up make her 4x weaker to Earth and Rock type attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768706
Cry more spidercow. Bet your man doesn't even love you. And how could he, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768666
>>13768656
>Your chunky, haughty alp walks in one day, wearing little more than a too small, blue shirt, her red, heart panties, and an indignant pout on her face.
>"L-look what you did!" She snaps, on hand pinching a generous portion of her belly "Because of you and those snacks my figures ruined!"
>You debate telling her that she's the one who demanded seconds but decide against it, training her this far was tough enough as it is, no need to undo your hard work.
>You ask her what you could do to help, a smile on your face until the demon's wings flap and launch her into your chest, knocking you down.
>Before you can realize what's going on, her meaty thighs are wrapped around your head and her womanhood is exposed, panties pulled aside and a neatly trimmed patch of gold above it
>"What your going to do is make me feel good, penance for all those little snacks you've tried to spoil me with!"
>You spend the next hour eating her out, listing to her breaths grow hot and her cheeks crimson until she is satisfied.
>She demands that you brink her some snacks afterwards, the quicker the better.
>"I'm feeling quite peckish, be good and I'll 'reward' you later"
>After the reward, you found that she still loves cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768717

>He doesn't want a spidercow who can melt through solid steel with impassioned lust and make you feel like your body is melting into hers when she hugs you tight and never lets you go
>And he's calling ME crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768725
It's tough work, raising your plump, haughty Alp. Rewarding though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768725
Now this is an Alp I'd love to spoil.

I'd love to dress her up in Spats and convince her to try running around the block to lose weight, and when she comes back tired and sweaty forces me to fuck her for making her do such a demeaning and difficult task, and afterwards bake her more treats, undoing any work that jog might have done.

And of course cuddle, cuddling is the most important thing here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768707
I want to turn every monster into a Lava Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

You are given the power to stop time. How do you mess with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768756
Inopportune orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768756
>Ushi-Oni
Probably dumb things like putting a silly hat on her, changing the channel when she's watching tv and disappearing from right in front of her only to appear sitting on her back.

Wonder how long it would take the average monster girl to catch on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768706
Isn't rape smelly? Is everything the Order taught me a lie?

>>13768728
Is melting through steel significantly better than just bursting through it? I'm hearing a fire hazard, myself.

>>13768756
Surprise bukakke, maybe some timestop bondage or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768756
Make her think I'm a ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768766
So you'd become a cheshire?

>>13768758
I don't want to live in a fantasy world with timestop where magic out of the blue orgasms aren't a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768756
Transfer her the power

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768774
>So you'd become a cheshire?
Pretty much fake Cheshire powers, time stopping rather than outright teleporting but the result being the same in terms of pranking. It's too fun an idea to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768756
What if I don't have a waifu? I'd just use it to fuck with monstergirls then. Just imagine a gang of Werewolves or something chasing a guy through the city. He trips and they pounce to get them some dick when suddenly there's a distorted noise and he's on the roof tossing a bag of mothman dust at them and cackling his ass off as he runs away.
That's what I'd do.
Maybe I'd even be able to beat a Cheshire at her own game. Fuck with her head for a change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768782
yfw cheshires are so crazy they can see inside the frozen time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768787
>freeze time
>walk up to Cheshire pondering how to pay her back for all those pranks
>her eyes keep following you while the rest of her is frozen as it should be
>including that shit eating grin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768787

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768730
Indeed, it would be nice

>>13768737
>Your haughty alp's been getting better at her new role as a strict mistress but you've encountered a new problem, her size
>She hasn't reached the dreaded land whale size yet but that pot belly of hers is quite sizeable and her thick thighs are starting to touch
>She's also gone up a cup size and her matronly hips and grand rear are straining what few pants she has remaining
>Not a complaint on those last few but worth noting
>That's why you dropped the 'suggestion' that she go running with you, not to stay in shape but to show those other girls that she can still run with the best of them
>Which is why she was standing before you in a sports bra, which struggled to control her blossoming bosom, a pink tank top, which failed to hide her belly, and a pair of black spats which clung to her hips and rear like a second skin
>"Now watch your mistress Anon!" She said with an abundance of confidence "For she is going to demonstrate how easy running a mile is for one of my status!"
>Easy is not how it ended up, nor was it quick
>She started out with a sprint, a rookie mistake, which soon became a run, a jog, then a walk as she huffed and puffed around the track in the park, the early time meaning that only a very dedicated, gray haired kitsune with nine tails and a pert behind was present
>The looks she gave you as you ran was enough to give the alp a brief second wind before she finished, quickly dragging you away as her final lap ended
>"I can't -huff- believe you -puff- tricked me into doing something as base as that!" The demon complained upon your return home, her shirt and spats soaked with sweat. "Physical activity? Do you know how demeaning it is for me to do that?"
>As 'punishment' she ordered that you give her a "mile of pleasure to make up for that mile of irritation", the alp resting on the bed with her big bottom raised high, letting you do most the work
>Cuddles and snacks were moved to the bath that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768782
>Fuck with her head for a change.
Some say the world will end fire,
some say in ice.
From what I've seen of pranksters
I hold it'll be you two fuckers

I mean goddamn, they say you should never shit a shitter as it is, this is a ridonculous idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768796
>The shit eating grin is frozen on her face
>But in her eyes you can see her screaming
Is it wrong to say I'd enjoy seeing that? To enjoy being able to tease her about how helpless she is and that I could do anything and then just walk away?
I'll do it to the whole smug squad if I have to. To prove that I'd be more to them than just another cum pump. That I'd be a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768782
You just reminded me of the prankster wizard greentext where he made a succubus' pussy disappear.

As well as the "Monster Girl Hunter" story about the dude who captured a Ryu and stole her reverse scale to finish a helmet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768807
>But in her eyes you can see her screaming "Do it, faggot!"
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768812
>that spoiler
It's gotta be fear at first, then eventually that after months of teasing. I'm not just gonna stick my dick in the smug cat, I've gotta make her want it and want it bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768801
>plump Alp in a head down, ass up position waiting to get mounted

That's the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768807
>I'll do it to the whole smug squad if I have to.
You know, something is screaming at me that this would be a terrible idea. I mean, kakuen and manticore really wouldn't be shit with timestop power, but I feel like screwing too hard with a hellhound or cheshire would be bad news regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768823
>waiting

No Anon, she is DEMANDING to be mounted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768824
So what? i will have my smug squad harem or i will die trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768809

>captured a Ryu
thats awful, shes such a nice lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768824
You act like my aim isn't to get all four of them in bed. All the time stop fuckery is for two reasons.
One: To prove to them I'm worthy of being treated as an equal.
Two: To train with my power so I have more "time" in the frozen time. Because of reasons.
foreplay reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768809
That would be a horrible thing to see
>Ryu's stripped of their reverse scales
>Manticores with stumps where their tails should be
>Harpies with clipped wings
>Onis completely de-horned
>Dragons hunted to near extinction
>Mermaids being flayed for their scales
>Plant girls butchered to make combat drugs
I'd prefer monsters stay monsters and MGs be hunting partners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768801
>She hasn't reached the dreaded land whale size yet but that pot belly of hers is quite sizeable and her thick thighs are starting to touch
>She's also gone up a cup size and her matronly hips and grand rear are straining what few pants she has remaining
That's the perfect size, we should focus on just keeping her at around there.

>Which is why she was standing before you in a sports bra, which struggled to control her blossoming bosom, a pink tank top, which failed to hide her belly, and a pair of black spats which clung to her hips and rear like a second skin
>"Now watch your mistress Anon!" She said with an abundance of confidence "For she is going to demonstrate how easy running a mile is for one of my status!"
Well it's nice to see that, despite her size she's still able to hold her head up high with confidence. This Alps a keeper and ready for what all her training prepared her for.

Now all that's left is the final test: Exhibitionist sex to make other Monster Girls jealous that a plump bitchy Alp was able to get some action yet they still can't.

>>13768823
>Waiting
Anon she's going to either wrap her spade tail around your abdomen and forcibly pump you into her, or she's going to slam you against the wall and pin you there until she's satisfied. Either way she's getting pleasured by you tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768830
>haughty even while she barely has the strength to hold her plush rump in the air

That's my kind of pampered Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768809
>You just reminded me of the prankster wizard greentext where he made a succubus' pussy disappear.
Now what was this? Link or pastebin of it?

That's demented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768832
No no, I salute you, it's just... let's just say if I had the balls to be within eyeshot I'd be biting my nails whenever you did anything.

>>13768839
>foreplay reasons.
So you're saying you want to casually rub, grind, lick and finger them off repeatedly until they're ahegaoing messes within ten seconds of taking their clothes off (at your command) so you can continue to fuck them until they pass out in real time? Is that what you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768850
Yes, that is exactly what I mean. Except due to it being in the frozen time, to them it's more like half a second between panties hitting the floor and collapsed on the bed ahegaoing and panting.

[Anonymous No.]

Spider next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768812
>Cheshire figures out you can stop time
>Her smug grin grows even bigger
>Finally, some real competition
>Your house becomes ground zero for the ultimate prank war
>Furniture randomly moving
>Air cannons around ever corner
>Becoming afraid to sit down in case there's an airbag bomb
>Goofy clothes suddenly appearing, or your own clothes disappearing
>Horribly inappropriate orgasms
>This goes on for weeks
>You eventually become too paranoid of each other
>You're afraid to even sleep in the same bed together
>Both of you realize how much this has ruined you
>Set aside all the time powers & magic for the night
>Endless hours of passionate make-up sex
>No tricks, no toys, no BS, just your body and her's
Settle into a relatively normal life
>Occasionally tease and prank each other, but keep it healthy
>But she still gets random gobs of cum in her mouth or sudden orgasm every now & then
>And she'll happily reply by invisibly raping you later on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768868
Damn, man.
Way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768868
Damn Loen, nice fucking work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768868

holy fuck did you draw this?
if so god fucking damn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768863
You know, I now really want to stop time, pleasure a manticore in all three holes, then unfreeze time. I would then proceed to laugh at her as her wings give out and she lands in a moaning heap. After that I'd probably stop time again, write something on her face and poof away. Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768872
Truly the good life with a Cheshire wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768868
Lovely, absolutely lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768868
Is that Miia's mom? I'm going to give Miia a new young sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768872
This sounds a lot like dealing with an anubis.

Actually, imagine how easy keeping an anubis off balance so she's not always a gigantic cunt would be with timestop powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768889
Nope, that's her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768756
I don't know, but I think it's time to get evenge on that Oni that's been bullying me
>Go to class the next day
>She tries to start something
>'If you keep going, I'm going to hurt you.'
>She's unfazed, offers you a free shot
>Wind up and throw a punch
>ZA WARUDO just before I connect
>MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
>Reassume stance, unfreeze time
>Oni explodes into a crumpled heap of blood and bruises as my (supposedly) single punch connects

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768879
But they preserve one of those holes for when they marry, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768872
That life would be worth living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768895
Then I'll still fuck her mom anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768898
>Blood and bruises
>not making her orgasm and ahegao
>And dom her in front of everyone to see that she's your bitch
It's like you don't want to assert dominance, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you're not strong enough someone could take your monster girl waifu away from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768923
I may not be strong enough, but my waifu is a fucking tank. I'd like to see some human boy try to take her away from me and not lose a limb or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768923
Anon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768923
Come on, bud, things are fine. No need to throw out the hook just because you're bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768923
My waifu is smart and she loves me for who I am. No shitty chad is going to take her away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768909
No. Revenge first. Revenge for all the beatings. Then comes the humilitaion. Break her physically, then emotionally. She'll think whatever happened was a fluke, and challenge me again. Same result, her beaten. Once she's scared to fight me, I go on the offensive. Hunt her down, and whenever she makes eye contact with me, I freeze time and fuck her senseless. Once time starts up, she's dropped to the floor, twisted in a fearful ahegao. This hapens again and again. finally, she'll think she's developed some messed up crush on me. That her brain has made her become so insanely attracted to a guy that can effortlessly dominate her, that she can't help but lose control at the sight of him. She'll eventually want to become my little submissive plaything. That's when I turn her into my personal 7' tall cocksleeve for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768898
>You will never get so fed up with a Red Oni picking on you that you challenge her to a fight in some weeks' time
>You will never try to learn the basics of boxing during that time
>I order to get fast enough to kick her ass when the time comes
>She's strong, but if you can just avoid her blows and keep hitting her, you can beat her
>When you show up that day, she's wearing a tight sports bra that clings to her chest, and spats that show off her figure
>Tell her you didn't realize how pretty she looked before, on account of her being an asshole
>You still fight her, in an effort to maintain your dignity
>The end result is a tie, on account of the both of you cross-countering each other after 5 minutes of bare-knuckle fighting
>In the infirmary, you're still mad at her for having lost to her, and yet satisfied that you get to see her just as bruised as you are
>She apologizes in earnest, albeit casually, for bullying you so relentessly
>"I suppose your feelings haven't changed at all, and you're still mad at me. So I guess, I'll find someone else to...well...pick on, I guess."
>You will never tell her to go out with you, to her surprise
>She will never accept
>And despite the both of you being suspended for a day for starting a fight, you will never try going out on your first date with her that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768945
Why don't you just stab her with your katana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768945
Sometimes I can't understand doms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768945
Oh anon, this was too much for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768952
This isn't even dom anymore.
Just edge.
Pure edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768952
There was a guy who wanted to be an Alp's plaything like an hour ago, now that's something i will definitely never understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768930
What if he can fire his attacks at a range of 100 Feet without losing a single ounce of power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768957
Maybe he's like that bara guy who wants to be dommed by a flat Cyclops and he gets on being controlled by something so low?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768960
My waifu is immune to almost all attacks, so there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768957
Don't worry, I can't understand why he would want to be a sub for such a shitty and weak race either.

[Anonymous No.]

P'Orcs delayed because one of our employees got a virus on their computer.
Were it not for the fact that only Admins can install/uninstall things she would've called the toll free number on the pop up and gotten it "fixed"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768923
>Not hiding your powerlevel from your waifu. For those very situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768969
Bummer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768952
I'll be perfectly honest, I don't know where it comes from, either. One minute I can write >>13768872 , the next I'm coming up with edgelord faggotry like this.

I think I have problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768957
Being a sub to a monster girl is fine.

Doms are fucked in the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768977
Don't start

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768977
Fuck off, subs are the literal scum of the world. The beta bitches are ifneriour and couldn't please a real Monster Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768977
>>13768986
HOW ABOUT WE DON'T OPEN THIS CAN OF SHIT AGAIN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768977
>>13768986
Are you fags working in tandem with one another?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768986
How about a switch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768977
>>13768986

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768992
Yeah, they are, if not just the same person. Just report and ignore, as always. I guess they don't like how things have been going lately.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you WANt to do to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768990
>>13768992
>>13768997
>>13768998
Calm down, I was just funposting. No need to get bitter.

Here, have a Lilim. Everyone loves Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768999
Things that can't be said on a christian imageboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768977
>>13768986
Bait, and probably samefag as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769004
No, Mari a fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768999
Trim those nails...

...then motorboat those fine ass puppies of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769004
I want to see Lilims that aren't Mari and Ilassa.

They don't even have to be named either, I just want to see alternate designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769008
Honestly, I'm not big about domming..but only because I have certain anger issues that could possibly get out of control in that situation At the same time, being a sub is just as bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769004
Only if it's a Lava Golem Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769015
I want to see lilims that aren't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768999
Cut those damn nails, and hit her with a newspaper until she stops wasting money on painting them too.
I am not going to WAN a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769021
But all of them are lovely. Except for Ilassa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769024
Look, being wrong is fine, but you're really pushing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769021
Your wish is granted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769028
Fuck off Shitella, I'd rather take an alped Hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769029
I'd gladly take an Alped Hitler, she'd be a cute little fuhrer.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok so heres a thing

Who would you take with you to go wipe those stupid smiles of smug crew's faces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769036
>S-shut up, you u-untermensch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769015
I would like to see Mari draw other human-like girls, like Ghoul, and Pharaoh, and Kunoichi.

Fuck, I want more Pharaoh in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769036

Only if she alps into a werewolf of questionable writing quality and fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769039
I'd rather side with the smugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769039
I'd take their parents because they're the reason the smug squad act out in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769047

you smug scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769039
>not doing it on your own
Pleb pls. Besides, they have already been defeated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769039
Could you stop pushing this shit? I'd prefer it if they all existed as their own entity instead of being apart of some ebin maymay squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769048
>Bringing parents into it
Do you know how bullies operate? They'll just come down on you even harder. Shit, their smug parents would probably encourage them to do so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769039
But I want to be the Smug's Bitchboy!

But only for the Manticore, Hellhound, and Chesire. I have no idea why we count the Kakuen girl as one of the trio, she doesn't even rape human boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769056
Nah, I'm going to keep having fun and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769056

I want to huff Manticore mane something fierce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769028
http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR
>All monsters are liked to the Demon Lord, but are there any Lilim that have to body of a snake or spider amongst their sisters?
>I don't really know if there are any Lilim on the level of having a different lower body, but Lilim with beast-like horns and tails or with limbs that are covered in an insect-like shell sporadically exist!
Why don't we have art of THESE Lilims yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769061
Nah I meant the reason they act they way they do is because of their abusive and negligent parents. Let's see how much they can bully with their father beating them now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769065
This. Kakuen is a good girl, she would never hurt anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769071
Wait, so you're saying Liliwurm could be an actual thing?
Does anyone have that picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769065
Kakuen just wants to be one of the cool kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769081
>Wait, so you're saying Liliwurm could be an actual thing?
No no, there just happen to be Lilims that design cues from the Devil Triggers in the DMC series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769015

Huh. I missed Loen drawing this one. Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768650
I'm not one for fat old faceless faggots, but it does not stop my fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769086
The Lilim's legs are a little on the short side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768945
I'd let you fuck my daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769134
You must not love her at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769134

I need to see a fast talkin 20's business man saying "Hell I like ya kid! I'd let you come over and fuck my daughteru!"

[Anonymous No.]

So, would you?
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2769113

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769145
Obviously.

To start i would cum inside each head's mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769145
Would I what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769140
>giving your daughter to linguini men who are content not to revenge and get the stuffing beaten out of them

Sorry, I'm not gay, nor is my son in law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769146
Let's hope sketch kun hears you, so do I now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769145
Yep. That left one looks nice. And this guy has the right idea too. >>13769152

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769158
>Giving your daughteru to someone who reacts to misfortune by acting like a wanna-be school shooter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769134
I would only give my daughter/s to my son, but with monstergirls that may be difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

Excuse me I'd like to take a minute to talk about a moment to talk to you about tail pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769172
You could always impregnate a paladin and then corrupt her into a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769176
this better be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769176
If it's from a succubus, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769176
Holy shit, fuck off. Swear to god I'm not opening this door again unless there's an Ammie Scout or Fallen God missionary on the other side of it, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769166
>being terrorized
>misfortune

You wouldn't happen to be the type of guy who bad stuff happens to because of other people, and instead of fixing the problem, you choose to bitch about on the internet, would you? Cause that's what I'm getting from you, and I'd rather the guy who can handle his stuff marry my daughter than the limp dick that needs her to rescue him and get headpats from.

Come at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769176
>your manticore onee-san will never give you piggyback rides on her tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13766971
I kinda feel that varying intensities in flames gets kinda power level-y. That said, I'd a salamander with shiny white scales and blazing white hot flames and chocolate brown skin. Even if she is a shounen protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

I know that you may find this to be an inconvenience but for a small donation we can show you that tail pussy is the one true path!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769186
I'm not saying you can't stop others from treating you like crap but when you jump right to acting like some protagonist from some emo revenge fantasy then there's something clearly wrong with you. haven;t you seen Oldboy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768945
Reading this with Bane's voice improves things significantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769200
so you want money sorry baby girl but i'm not throwing you a cent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769200
>Asking for donations BEFORE showing me the true path
Shit missionaries, would not follow. Shouldn't you be handing out pamphlets or raping me or something? Those fallen god guys have it right, I swear I'm one more good blowjob from converting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769210
Money? Oh goodness we don't want anything like that.

Would you be willing to donate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769202
>but when you jump right to acting like some protagonist from some emo revenge fantasy

He may have exaggerated, but there is nothing wrong with beating the shit out of people who try and make your life hell.

>there's something clearly wrong with you

I don't care for your opinion.

And yes, I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769214
nah like i said i got nothing to give

[Anonymous No.]

I curse bob and .less a thousandfold for bringing this fucking plague upon us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769219
The only one you have to blame is yourself, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769086
I thought the lady on the left was an angel, but those talons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769219
I'm not even the guy posting manticore pics, but since I have to deal with people posting all the time about alps and kikimoras, I say he can post all the manticores he want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769202
I already admitted that I probably have issues for being able to come up with crap like that. I've accepted it. Usually I can write halfway decently, but whenever I try to be dark it ends up being edgier that a Gnome made of bismuth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769222
I agree, which is why I'm gun git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769219
I doubt anybody here hates Manticores in and of themselves.
It's more the overexposure they get, is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769231
You've done nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769231
It's not exactly the edgiest thing out there, but yeah, you need to chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769239
A lot of the times when I write a greentext about something, I pop over to the MGE wiki and hit random and use the first girl it spits out.
I kind of feel bad about seeing Manticore come up so often and saying to myself that that roll didn't count.
Niggas need to shut the fuck up about Manticores so I can stop feeling bad about ignoring them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769228
Having dealt with the manticore spam when it was fresh on /a/, and bob's nigh endless funposting, I say he and all his buddies can fucking rot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769249
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769219
I hate bob and less with all my soul but I love manticores. And I consider you my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769250
I also had to deal with it, but saying that anyone who likes manticores is bob's buddy is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769254
>I hate bob and less with all my soul but I love manticores
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769239

Savannah is still the best manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769239
They have a completely shit base personality and tendencies, but they aren't too unattractive. I just don't bother reading anything with them as a focus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769268
>They have a completely shit base personality and tendencies
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769255
Is it? Such is our way.

And for the record, I haven't called anyone here bob, I cursed him out directly.

[Anonymous No.]

Who far would you go to protect your waifu and create a better future for your daughteru? Would you not only protect them, but other monsters from people that wanted to exploit and hurt them? Would you keep going, even if it meant becoming an outcast to the rest of humanity?

[Anonymous No.]

I want .less to pretend to be Laska, make him Alp into a Chesire Alp and then marry her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769268
I find them cute.
>They threaten to eat you, but instead have with you.
>They're aggressive, but they never let you use their vagina until they're ready
>That's how you know they want to marry you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769267
Oh fuck you.
>>13769268
>They have a completely shit base personality and tendencies
Does their brand of sadism hurt your feelings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769275
Well, yes. That was implied with my second sentence. People can like what they want so long as they don't spam it or post things to purposely make people irritated, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769254
>spoiler

I don't see why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769280
> becoming an outcast

man I'm already one so yeah even if I die trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769281
I want to draw Haohi getting gangbanged by fat, faceless old men while his self-insert (Akai) watches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769292
I am, for once, ok with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769292
to see him draw*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769292
>I want to draw Haohi getting gangbanged by fat, faceless black men while his self-insert (Akai) watches and pathetically masturbates, and then afterwards Haohi leaves with the black man but not before taking Akai's Wii U
Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769286

SHES STILL THE BEST BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769292
God, I'm such a newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769284
Yeah. I mean, it's not like I find them completely irredeemable, I just don't see a point in being with someone where you don't see each other on equal grounds at all times. Maybe if one of the writers I find to be worth a damn did something with one I might give it a try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769302
>mfw .less drew his self-insert fucking ZN's catgirl. Lana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769292
>>13769301
>Wishing NTR on anyone
Really faggots? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769313
His self insert is monsterboy, not like I care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769301
>but not before taking Akai's Wii U
That's not the kind of behavior Iwata would have wanted to see Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769313
.less can take it.
...unless he has some sort of fixation on his OC characters I don't know about.

[Anonymous No.]

DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY TAIL PUSSY?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769292
Anon we've been over this, the more we want him to draw it the less likely it is he'll draw it. He only draws what the thread hates remember?
>>13769313
I literally get ill reading NTR shit, but I still want this drawn, not because I'd get any sort of physical pleasure or lust from it, but because I would laugh hard and really its all that notmonsterboy deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769225
The raptor features and the playing chess part reminds me of Warhams' Tzeench.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769176
We could do a lot more with that big, fat tailpussy than just talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769322
Well, that turned out better than expected. I really like them after that one doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769313
But anon, their misery makes me stronger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769333
What's that from?
I've seen it before but I've never bothered to ask for a source.
And is that an actual scene from the anime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769267
Shame healthycore didn't get more art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769340
>more art
>MORE


Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769339
really? you serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769340
>wanting more used goods cuckercore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769267
Hahaha, fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769339
>He doesn't know about Shinji and the Sunshine Crew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769339
You have to be kidding

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769344
I wouldn't be asking if I wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769339
You having a laugh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769339
Boku no Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769339
Anon, I have no words
None. Whatsoever. You have baffled me into being unable to create basic speech patterns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769339
If this is bait

10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769343
Yes, more. What's wrong with wanting more art of things you enjoy?

>>13769345
>Being obsessed with virginal purity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769349
>>13769350
>>13769353
Nope.
I've never really been into anime so I have no idea what that's from, though I've seen it pop up a few times around 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769339
Boku no Asuka a best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769360
They already have a ton of art, while more deserving girls have barely any. I seriously want you to burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769340
Thank fuck neither her nor that hybrid abomination didn't get more art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769351
Fucking hell.
I'll take pity on you, and tell you that it's Gundam Seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769364
LURK MORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769366
You are neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769364
Are you new here? I don't mean new to 4chan
Are you new to this fucking universe? This plane of existence? Were you just born .2 seconds ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769355
I would watch the shit out of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769364
your not real you can't be real

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769366
>Asuka
>Be-
No. No. I'm not going to start it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769367

damn man no reason to get so upset
unless youre a faggot
dont be a fagoot anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769367
Deserving? How's that? If you truly felt that way, you'd actually commission art rather than getting mad artists don't do what you want for free.

The majority of the manticore art that's commonly posted was paid for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769134
>>13769146

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769366
>not Misato

Fucking cherry boiis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769385
and saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769375
>Are you new here?
No, like I said I don't actually like anime that much, so I really have no idea what it's from.
>>13769379
Believe it or not Anon there are people who don't know as much as you do about the hobbies you enjoy.
>>13769372
I lurk plenty on this site, just nowhere that image or its source is ever relevant to any discussion going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769380
Maya was best girl.

Also, Orange Tang slimegirl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769385
HAHA! NO WAY! Fucking Sketch Kun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769385

i fucking love it
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769385
What a charismatic and dapper motherfucker. It'd be funny if he had an average-tier monstergirl as his waifu though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769385
You're a real treasure, m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769360
>wanting to get cucked by a futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769393
I have never watched it, because it never appealed to me, but I can still recognize it instantly because it's fucking iconic.
Nigga how the fuck are you real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769385
That's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769382
>Deserving? How's that?

As in not shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769404
I know that guy's a faggot, but don't engage him further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769404
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769393
Jesus Christ enough of this. It's Evangelion, allright? And it was a joke, it's not real.

Kind of.

It's complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769404
>wanting to be cucked

[Anonymous No.]

just a reminder that I hate you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769385
really, the only person I can ever see saying something like this is Gunnery Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNSlRuH0m4U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769418

you know this place isnt as bad as /v/ is
i like it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769418
I love you the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769418
Oh c'mon anon, we are all buddys here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769430
>going to /v/
>ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769430
Now that it's summer, /v/ is literally 99% edgelords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765474
I wanted to see sporty in a lewd swimsuit damnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769418
I haet you too. I hope monster girls become real just so you can turn into an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769441
I hope they don't leak here. We don't need any more.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of MG would Shinji like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769439
Not him, but to be fair, I go to /v/ for the drawthreads. I try to request shit a lot in other boards to bring back here.

I even got this, once.
http://i.imgur.com/6QlbQKJ.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769444
I'd be an Alp for you Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769447
Whatever MG his mom would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769447
none because he's to busy being a little bitch boy who won't get into the fucking robot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769447
Alp jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769449
Gunstar?
I also go the /v/ drawthreads, and I somehow managed to get three deliveries from Voodoothur among all people.
Pic-related is among them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769447
None cause he could go Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769465
I saw that.
That shit was nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769450
Why do you have to make this weird, Anon? You know I couldn't help taking in an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769447
I don't know about Eva Shinji, but I know what another Shinji would like.

I'll delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769452
His mom is already a MG, kinda

Shinji did go 400% sync ratio against Zeruel and fused with his mom for over a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769418
Feeling's mutual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769249
>Box of teary eyed manticubs looking up at you going "Why?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769478
hee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769483
I'd pick them up and take them home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769483
Cause your species is a blight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769473
It's OK Anon, you can just give me headpats and it'll all be OK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769478
>Priest prays while getting her pussy plowed
I can only imagine what that would sound like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769478
I want to sexually starve a dark priestess and then ask her "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769477
She be any of the nightmarish "trap/fuse with husband" girls.

Lava Golem
Dryad
Alraune
Karakasa Obake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769056
Hey, this is new.

Did less make an update?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769497
Then I come in to answer her prayers.
Get fucked.
No, really, you will.
By the horny nuns I bring in tow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769056
>Taking my waifu's accessories
We need to talk. In private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769503
He posted that a while back actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769506
They probably sell Apo pasties in Demon Realm shops, so she definitely didn't steal them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769495
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769478
And then God sent a Devil to rape Susie in her sleep.

The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769429
I was thinking the same thing, haha.

Wonder what insults they have at paladin camp and what names they think up for the recruits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769507
Christ I missed it
Where can find?
Didn't he stop updating his imgur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769515
That's not how it works you little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768842
>It took some work but you've gotten your hefty, haughty alp to stabilize her wieght.
>This is good because although you've been quite successful, there would come a point where even she couldn't deny what was happening.
>Today may be your biggest challenge yet though.
>"You want me to do what now?" she asked, an eyebrow cocked in anything but amusement, "Why would I grace the commoners with a sight such as that? It would be too much for them."
>You've been trying for exhibitionism sex with her for quite a while, and slowly, but surely, you're wearing her down.
>You tell her that it would be a display of dominance on her end, showing off to her former co-workers how much better she'd become.
>Like Georgia, that manticore who always bragged about the guys she got.
>The mere mention of her former rival's name was enough to cause her ears to perk up and her eyes to harden.
>Checkmate.
>"I believe I will allow your request," the alp said, standing a little quicker than normal and causing quite a bit of her to bounce and wobble "if only so that I can my standing clear to...them..."
>You drove her to the old call center she worked at where she worked her way back into the staff area, using the code, were the two of you were greeted by a mass of elves, oomukades, two unicorns, and one smug looking manticore.
>Their eyes widened at your alp or, to be more accurate her bulk, and the manticore was quick to put out the "Sup fatty, forget something? Or did you bring me a snack?"
>You alp was unphased, letting out a haughty 'hump' before letting her know that this 'snack' was her husband.
>This caused the manticore's eyes to widen in surprise before the room was filled with surprised gasps and happy squeals.
>It didn't end there though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769514
Just think about it. Take any sort of prayer of thanks, warp it to fit the standards of a monster sex cult, and have a Dark Priest with the hentai voice of your choice reciting it, interspersed with moaning and gasping, as you ream her, all while wearing the lewdest, most perverted look on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769281
I want to stick a footlong vibrator into kit's slutty fox cunt and turn it all the way up while I fuck her in the ass, then pull out and finish all over her tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769519
>those eyes

I want my mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769527
>In a single movement she pulled her clothes from herself and yours from you be laying you on the ground and riding you into the floor, her former co-workers watching slack-jawed (and a couple masturbating) as the alps hips danced and her breasts bounced, her sweet voice gasping.
>She milked you once, twice, thrice before deeming it satisfactory, leaving with a smug smile and completely nude, her hips rolling and huge behind bouncing as she strode out, commanding you to grab her clothes.
>Cuddling was more intense than normal that night, although you did need to deal with an elf or two showing up and asking for you to 'train' them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769519
Paladin Hartman is terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769528
Yep, I got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769519
PALADIN PYLE YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR DICK AND THROW YOU IN THE OOMUKADE PIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769528
>the hentai voice of your choice
That already makes my dick hard. If a monster girl ever had a voice like that I might not even care what species she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>P’Orc captain? Check! Hirse pinned under a caragor? Double check!
>A less confident man would’ve been worried about taking on this pair but you? This was nothing more than a warm up!
>The corner of your mouth curled up into an eager smile that was matched by Ishmaz and feline, the trio of you eager for what was about to come.
>In fact, the only one who didn’t seem to be smiling was your redheaded ally, although the moans she was letting out contained something other than pain.
>Ah masochism, you’ll need to take advantage of that later.
>True to her title, Ishmaz “the swift” was the first to act, hurling a spear at you so quickly that it’s blade almost nicked you, the tip of the spear burying itself deep into the hard packed earth.
>The second attempt was just as quick, the masterful P’Orc leading your dodge and letting another spear fly, missing you by mere inches as you suddenly rolled backwards to avoid the weapon, making note of the glistening liquid along the blades edge.
>”I’m going to LOVE breaking you!” the girl giggled as you recovered, sprint towards the side, “You’ll make a fine sire for our kids!”
>Your reply was cutoff as a shouted “Look out!” from Hirse drew your attention back to the tawny Caragor, the muscled cat woman ripping up chunks of dirt as she sprinted at you on all fours.
>The cat pounced at the last moment, leaving you barely enough time to duck under her as another spear flew your way, the masterful huntress capitalizing on the interruption.
>Unfortunately for her, this was nothing more than a night back at the bar for you, bottles flying and large men trying to tackle you for trying/succeeding to lay with the barmaid or ranger they’d had their eye on.
>Given this would’ve been a particularly bad night back in town but it still wasn’t anything you needed to worry about.
>Well, other than the poison. That may make things a little interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769527
>>13769536
And that is how you train an alp. God damn that was delicious, thank you anon. Pastebin for it all when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769548
>In a single, graceful movement, the caragor rolled and flipped till she was facing you, her green eyes locked onto you as she readied for another assault, Ishmaz drawing another weapon from the bundle strapped to her back as she waited for another opening.
>”Seems difficult,” your ghostly compatriot, Celes, whispered as the feral beast woman charged, this time swiping low at your legs with her claws, hoping to drag you down to her “need help?”
>You almost said “no” but another thrown javelin from the captain, its blade almost kissing your skin, was enough to change your mind.
>You gave her the go ahead for whatever she was going to do but she MUSN’T kill or harm anyone, a tall order but one that would need to be followed.
>Celes scoffed as you landed, her ethereal body fading into view with an elegant, oaken bow clutched in her hands.
>”Please,” she smiled, a ghostly blue arrow appearing in her hand as she knocked it on the bow string “you underestimate the skill of an elf.”
>With a twang the arrow flew at the P’Orc captain, the projectile whistling towards the monster’s head and sending her diving towards the ground. It was a near miss, so close that even you could barely make it out.
>For a baker, Celes is a pretty good shot. Must be those elven genes, stupid cheating genetics.
>You weren’t the only one to notice the elf spirit’s skill though, the caragor rolling back in caution, if not fear, pointed ears laying flat against her head and eyes narrowing at this new threat.
>Ishmaz wasn’t too pleased either.
>”The hell’s that?!” the girl snarled as another shot flew at her, barely dodged as she rolled out of the way “I didn’t think the peeper could actually fight!”
>The twitching of Celes’s ears was all the warning the P’Orc got before another elfshot was loosed at her, striking the dirt where her head had been not a moment before.

[Anonymous No.]

I still want to see an Amazon running terrified away from a 'Gao'ing dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769519
>Wonder what insults they have at paladin camp and what names they think up for the recruits.
Roper, Blueball(s), Bitchboy, Boner, ???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769550
Not enough for me to justify it, I'd recommend saving it for yourself or screen capping it.

Hate to do that but I can't do what is 4 small posts and pastebin it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769546

DO YOU SUCK DICKS PVT SUCCUBUS?
>YES!~
BULLSH- Well, that kind of ruins my schtick now, doesn't it sweetheart?


>"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769483
>manticubs
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769552
>Gao'ing

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769571
>'gao'=roar

Little dormouse is pretending to be a big, strong lion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769505
>Sister Dicklust tells you of her husbands sexual "torment" of her.
>She hasn't been dicked in a week.
>A
>WHOLE
>WEEK
>He'd even bragged about it. "Where is your God now," he'd asked.
>Something must be done. As soon as she leaves the room you pick up the phone and speed dial 666.
>"Activate them," you say as soon as the phone picks up, "we need the R Team."
>Two hours later you casually let yourself into the bastard's small apartment using the key your Sister lent you.
>Dicklust is sitting on the couch watching Judge Lewdy, still not being fucked. You'd hoped it wouldn't come to this.
>She looks up at you teary-eyed. You smile. Soon, child.
>Now determined, you stride into the bedroom
>The bastard looks up from a book, surprised by your presence.
>"Who the hell are you?!"
>"I am Father Irrumatio. Surely you've heard of me. And these," you say, waving in the R Team, "are my friends. You know why they're here."
>He smirks as the first member, an alp, walked in. He kept the smile when the number two manticore padded in, but with visible strain. Then, of course, his smile faltered. Most men's did when they saw an angry eight-tailed kitsune squeeze her fluff through his doorway.
>"Uh..."
>"No no, they aren't all here yet." You were going to savor his next expression.
>Yes, suddenly the cocky man was pale as a ghost when the last member of the R team-- an ushi oni in an oversized habit-- led in his nude wife
>In a flash the abstinent bastard bolted for the window only to be tackled by the clack and white-clad manticore
>"Where is our god, you ask," you intone as you stride over, "She's here, watching us now. And she is very, very horny. I hope you've saved up, your wife missed you."
>Ah, marital bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769546
>Holy Demon Lord. What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
>WHAT IS THAT PALADIN PYLE?
>"Sir a Raging Mushroom Sir!"
>A Raging Mushroom?
>"Sir yes sir!"
>How did it get here?
>"Sir I took it from the quarantine zone sir!"
>Is chow allowed in the barracks, Paladin Pyle?
>"Sir no sir!"
>Are you allowed to eat Raging Mushrooms, Paladin Pyle?
>"Sir no sir!"
>And why not, Paladin Pyle?
>"Sir because I'm too heavy sir!"
>Because you are a DISGUSTING FAT BODY PALADIN PYLE!
>"Sir yes sir!"
>Then why did you hide a Raging Mushroom in your foot locker, Paladin Pyle?
>"Sir because I was hungry, sir!"
>Because you were hungry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769552
>>13769571
>>13769574
>She's actually just yawning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769519
Cumpump. Fuckstick. Rapee. Communal Husband. Hog. Traitor. Monchum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769583
Anon no, my heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769536
>although you did need to deal with an elf or two showing up and asking for you to 'train' them.
Do Elves really think they have what it takes to be plump dominant girls? I mean, they're elves. Being submissive slave sluts is in their genes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769585
I could have a boner if they started to call me like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769585
I like these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769580
Not the route I would have gone, but I'm enjoying it. More?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769583
Oh, so you're playing the "all women are scared of mice" card. Sounds cure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769582
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD

GLACIES PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769590
I'm sure it'd go down once you got a mailed fist to the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769600
Well, I mean, I didn't have any story planned past that. I could try to whip up some cheap smut, but past that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769580
No Anon, i wouldn't just taunt her with the whereabouts of her god, when she reaches the peak of her sad lust and is trying to cope with her depression in fetal position on the sofa i will assault her and pound that pussy so hard she will not have time to do her silly prayers, and when she first acknowledges the pleasure and try to say something i will shut her off with a passionate kiss, after that i will look at her ahegaoing face in the eyes and say in the most stoic face i can muster "I AM YOUR GOD NOW"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769605
I know last thread Large Mouse got a bit of a reputation after she drowned a Wurm in the Waifu Wars.
But I doubt it's related to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769614
Nah you don't have to, it's fine as is. Though it would be nice to have the Dark Priest happy and fucked regularly, thanking the father. By the way

>Father Irrumatio

You can't see it but I'm giving you a thumbs up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769625
Its because she chased off the Amazon in the second waifu wars. So the joke came up that the Amazon was afraid of mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769551
Poor Celes can't catch a break. She's a good girl, for an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769635
Cool.
I can't believe people liked that dumb thing I did. I'm thinking I'll do another one next sunday and then every other sunday afterwards. Or until people don't want to do them anymore.
I just like contributing to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769609
>Private Cheshire why did you join my beloved core?
>"Sir to find a husband sir!"
>So your a slut?
>"Sir yes sir!"
>Let me see your orgasm face?
>"Sir?"
>You have an orgasm face? AHHH~! That's an orgasm face! Now let me see your orgasm face!
>"AHHHHH!"
>BULLSHIT! You didn't convince me! Now let me see your real orgasm face!
>"AAHHHHHHHHH!"
>You don't arouse me! Work on it!
>"Sir yes sir!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769644
I don't know if I can handle another one. Granted I only payed attention to the second one because I wasn't around for the other two, but god damn that second one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769644
>every sunday
>making it a regular thing

Quit while you're ahead faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769651
You sneaky mothefucker...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769656
The second one was the most feels heavy because I turned down the death rate. Let the pain and suffering set in.

>>13769657
Learn to read anon, it says every other sunday.
Every two weeks is okay right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769483
Because all you do is rape and then shit out more manticores to rape even MORE people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769651
Wait, so is this a paladin bootcamp or a waifu training corps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769664
I stand by what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769683
You can't stop me from having fun that hurts absolutely no one.
Except all the waifus I indirectly kill, but eh. Lich'll make them zombies anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769695
Waifu war shit is the same as roll stuff, best used when the thread is slow, dead, or raging, otherwise it becomes annoying. But go ahead, I look forward to seeing people get sick of you in two weeks. If that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769695
All those waifus dead, so tigers could become a valid option again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769551
>”Who are you calling ‘peeper’ you little runt?” the spirit screamed as she fired again and again, quite peeved at the continuing P’Orc belief that she liked to watch you get it on with the others. “Say that to my face!”
>Ishmaz screamed "PEEPER!" as she ducked behind the cover of a shattered tree, a spear hastily tossed at your comrade.
>Well, that solved that problem.
>You turned back just in time for to see caragor leap at you with a growl, your hands rising just quick enough so that her claws dug into the worn leather armor you wore instead of your shoulders.
>"C'MON manling!" the feral girl growled as she tried to force you down, a fanged grin smiling down at you "You aren't ignore THIS for a scrawny little thing like that are you?"
>Two soft, c-cup breasts were pressed against your chest, dropping to one knee as the cat girl forced you back.
>This was bad, both your hands were occupied and Celes was too preoccupied by the swift captain, now hurling insults as she dodged and weaved through the volley of arrows.
>Luckily for you, fate, and the plot, remembered something that the cat had forgotten.
>A certain, redheaded ranger.
>"Heads up you cat bitch!" she screamed, axe swung with one hand at the cat's exposed side, "This is -"
>One of the caragor's legs shot out and slammed a paw into the stomach of Hirse, a pleasured gasp of sweet pain slipping out and the axe falling to the ground from a limp hand.
>Overconfidence, the one reason Hirse, despite the higher rank, had never been able to outdo you.
>Still, a distraction was a distraction and with one foot stuck out in the air, the lithe cat woman off balance for you to strike.
>With a roar you pulled down, taking the feline to the ground where you quickly straddled her.
>Her eyes widened in surprise and her arms were forced back, your mouth dropping to one of her heaving breasts, lips closing around the rosey bud atop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769587
It's a true test of a master Anon.
Can you train them until they are nice and soft, in body, with an iron will with with to rule?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769699
>best used when the thread is slow, dead, or raging
But dead hours are when I plan on posting it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769662
>What's your excuse!
>"Sir, excuse for what, sir?"
>I'M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HERE PRIVATE, do you understand?
>"Sir yes sir!"
>Well thank you very much can I be in charge for a while?
>"Sir yes sir!"
>Are you shook up, are you nervous?
>"Sir I am sir!"
>Do I make you nervous?
>"Sir!"
>Sir what? WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?
>"Sir no sir!"
>How tall are you, Private?
>"Sir, five foot nine, sir!"
>Five foot nine I didn't know they stacked dildo's that high! You trying to squeeze an inch on me in here, HUH?
>"Sir no sir!"
>BULLSHIT! I'd say the best part of you ran down the crack of your mom's ass and ended up as a wet stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!
>Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
>"Sir, Texas, sir!"
>HOLY DOG SHIT! Texas! Only steers and Alps come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
>"Sir, no sir!"
>Are you a peter puffer?
>"Sir, no, sir!"
>I bet you're the kind of Alp who would get fucked in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Baphomet to dom me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767338
>thinking of paizuri and oral as foreplay
>not the main course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769725

i don't think you know how a reacharound works

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769751
>Onii-chan, you aren't flexible at all!
>We're going to have to work on that if you want to play with me in the future!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769751
I want to hold her by the ankles and give her a swirly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769751
Like every other monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769757
Maybe he confused her for a wight or, perhaps more appropriately, a slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769725
I'm choking on my cider at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769751
I want cheeky Baphomet to tease me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769759
>>13769761
>>13769768
>No one will ever draw a Baphomet sitting on someone anon's face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769779
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769784
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769779
I feel your pain anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769784
Fuck you too, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769717
I don't know, I just think this is reaching into territories man wasn't meant to go into.

An Alp Dom? Yeah I can see that.

A Dormouse Dom? Totally possible.

An Elf Dom? I just can't see it possible. Even after a while if she picked it up she'd eventually slip back into her sub nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769797
Yeah fuck you too shithead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769779
I'd rather it be someone meatier down there , like a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769751
I want to receive intense onii-chan training from a Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769784
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768868
>>13768868
>that softness
Mmm baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769801
Fuck off, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769811
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769805
Why are you agreeing with yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769820
>s-samefag!
You gonna have to do better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769799
>Dormouse dom

>You've been bad Anon?
Yes
>A nasty, stinking, parasitic little maggot?
Y-yes!
>You know what happens to maggots?
>She gives you a few sharp whacks on the butt with her tail
[sweating intensifies]
>They get pun-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yeah, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769814
You first, fudgepacker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769779
A damn shame.

>>13769802
A wight would be alright too, but there is just something about someone small like a Baph doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769820
I agree with them both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769833
Someone small with a deliciously juicy ass...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769764
>Did your parents have any children that lived?
>"Sir yes sir!"
>I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name, Vampire?
>"Sir Laura Loran, sir!"
>Laura? Laura what? Of Transylvania?
>"Sir, no, sir!"
>That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
>"Sir, no, sir."
>Do you suck dick?
>"Sir, no, sir!"
>BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
>"Sir, no, sir!"
>I don't like the name Laura, only Alps and Mermaid's are called Laura! From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
>"Sir, yes, sir!"
>Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle, do you think I'm funny?
>"Sir, no, sir!"
>Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face!
>"Sir, yes, sir!"
>...
>WELL ANY FUCKING TIME SWEETHEART!
>"Sir, I'm trying, sir."
>Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769831
No you first, shiteater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769829
Still superior to an Elf dom. Plus think of how her narcolepsy could dominate you. She could facesit on you and fall asleep, forcing you to sleep with her small-yet-plump bum on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769797
There's literally nothing wrong with Baphomets that like to show their Onii-chan/Otoutou a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769839
Go to sleep anon. It's too late to be shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769838
>Laura Loran
Hah.

Delicious brown MGs in skin-tight bodysuits? Anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769843
They's literally nothing wrong with telling Baphomets to go fuck themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769847
Mother fucker you started this whole slap fight.

Take your lumps and shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

elwedritsche girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769853
Man what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769833
For me, I'd rather a Wight plop her thick ass down on my face and rub my boxers, saying I'd better get to work if I want her to remove these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769799
MGE has canon elf doms. You're just too corrupted by doujins and hentai logic to think otherwise.

It makes more sense an elf being a dom than a fucking Dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769799
>MGE girls
>Being subs.

My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769871
>implying
Do you really thing anyone is gonna fall for that one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769868
Yeah right, an Elf can never be a Dom!

In fact, just to prove you wrong, I'll make a bet in the middle of MGC that if any Elf can dominate and make me her bitch in a night, I'll be her submissive house husband forever.

I can make a bet like that in confidence because Elves can't dom, and Dark Elves especially so, I've seen a documentary where a Dark Elf queen became a submissive cock sleeve. They're nothing more than slaves to Orcs and the cock. They're submissive and belong in collars, and certainly could never dominate a man.

Never ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769843
I want a Baphomet to be my Onee-san. And still dom me of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769799
You come home one day to see your elf gf tied up naked with a gag in her mouth and a sign that says Breed Me!.

yfw she did this all herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769841
She ties you up and edges you, and just before she puts it in she falls asleep on top of you. You have to try and wiggle your hips in the right way if you want release.

>>13769852
Is it safe to say that to the thing that makes mad loli scientists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769799
>Even after a while if she picked it up she'd eventually slip back into her sub nature.
>sub nature
>implying Elves fall under that criteria aside from your memetic rape doujins
Nigga please, MGE Elves are gonna force you to sire daughterus with them once they get pent up enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769711
>"What are yo-" was all the Caragor could say before her words devolved into a chorus of rapturous moans and cries as you suckled and teased her nipple.
>She bucked up, trying to shake you loose but you remained strong and rode it out, giving her sensitive teat a light nibble that caused her eyelids to flutter.
>"N-n-aahh-othing is going to come out y-you know?"
>You did know but that wasn't going to stop you, especially as her hips increased their desperate wiggling, knees knocking together and tail thrashing.
>You sucked hard and one hand slipped from a limp paw to grope and knead her other breast, causing the cat woman to pant harder and give one particularly loud yowl before collapsing on the ground, drunk on pleasure.
>Caragor defeated! Thought, standing up and brushing some dust from your clothes as you turned to Hirse.
>You asked if the ranger was alright and earned an unabashed sigh of joy, the new-found masochism running deep into Hirse.
>Ok, so she's good, now for the cap...tain....
>Arrows, arrows where everywhere, blanketing the ground and turning every boulder and tree into a pincushion and alone amidst them, Celes, no captain in sight.
>"Stupid little pipsqueak," the elf was growling, a look of fury on her pale features "thinks she can just RUN because she ran out of spears."
>She kicked the ground in anger, although her foot passed through the ground...while her other one remained solid....yeah.....
>You decided against thinking too hard about it, instead asking the wraith what had happened.
>"The little swine fled!" she snapped pointing at a figure in the distance, the P'Orc captain's feet carrying her as fast as she could back to the fortress. "She ran out of spears trying to hit me and RAN!"
>That..that was a first...
>You needed to think about this one.
>A groan behind you alerted you to Hirse's recovery, shakily rising to her feet, knees bowed together a little bit.
>You asked if she was OK, earning a weak snarl in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769875
>*think

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769878
I want a Baphomet to be generally cute and spoil her to no end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769882
>Is it safe to say
Why wouldn't it be? Are you some kind of weakshit faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769893
I'm just saying, Sabbath makes potions that turn guys into tentacle panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769877
Eh, whatever man. As long as you stop with the orcshit you can do whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769877
>resorts to roleplaying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769852
Come on, don't you want a baphomet to try and save you?
Eye's burning with black balefire and skin turning a bloody crimson as she taps into the ancient power she once wielded to lift the bus from you?
Then carrys you to safety and cuddles you, crying happy tears at your safety?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769841
>she restrained you too well
>she goes into a deeper sleep than usual because of you disrupting her routine with dom play
>getting hard to breathe and she ain't moving
>can't scream because of the gag
>things go dark
>a few hours later a shivering little dormouse, wrapped in a blanket sits across the street, her weresheep friend with her arm around her >tears flow freely from the dormouse
>"I didn't mean it, I didn't mean ,I didn't mean it..." over and over
>Paramedics wheel out a body and place in the back of an ambulance
>Just another day in MGC

Nice going fag.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, I think I'm finally done with my compulsive editing on old stuff. Time to move back to Kikis. All 46 pages of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769893
Nice hook, where's the bait though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769897
Gross dude.

>>13769900
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769799
Do it Anon!
Be the first man to make those elves thick and dominant!
And should you fail.....
You have two super soft elven maidos who will serve and snuggle you with your alp mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769906
Are you so starved that you see bait everywhere?

You poor thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769905
>46 pages
What the everloving fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769911
Yeah? Well Ok, that's alright for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769916
I just know weak bait when I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769900
I am derisively raising an eyebrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769905
>46 pages
Yo, how the fuck did it end up being that long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769917
>>13769925
Yep. It's 1.5 spaced, but that's so I can actually focus and read it. Single spaced it's still 31.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769900
That would be mildly terrifying, but still wort it for the Bapho cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769922
If you say so, wouldn't want to shake your confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

Would your waifu show interest in your fetishes, or would she just ride you until she's satisfied then shove you off the bed while also altering everything about you to better satisfy her tastes?


I know if a monster girl had the misfortune of landing me she'd be the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769946
I wouldn't mind having my preferences altered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769946
No amount of mana can change the monster inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769946
I don't have any fetishes that don;t really relate to femdom, so he won't have to change much

But I do have a thing for girls getting NTR'd, so she would never agree to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769946
I got my ex- into some of my out-there fetishes, I can only imagine it'd happen again with an MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769952
I'm not just talking about preferences anon, I'm talking about your body too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769956
>Out-there fetishes
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769960
I-I hope she's into /ss/ then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769015
So like Lilim Amazon and Lilim Order Priestess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769868
>>13769883
>elves
>dominating anyone but betashits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769964
I'll just say Watersports and leave the rest to your imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769967
>Lilim Amazon
I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769966
You wish, you're turning into Chad Thundercock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769946
Well she's an Amazon and I'm a sub. If anything, demonic energy would change me into a bishie, which I'm ok with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769967
>Lilim Amazon

Why can't i hold all this femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769967
Yeah.
>>13769970
Let it go anon, not everyone clings to a single stereotype regarding those lovely knife-ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769970
>where do you think you are.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769975
>Not already being a bishie
Step it up buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769970
>Wanting sub monster girls in Dominant Monster Girls General.

[Anonymous No.]

What about a Waifu war but with thread OCs and Avatars? All in on Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769982
>claiming to be a bishie

I bet you can't even invoke sparkles and roses at will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769986
How about fuck you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769983
>using the same bait over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769982
Well I do have some bishie traits but not the whole package.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769979
Not where this blatant baiter >>13769983 says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769986
Might be entertaining, but let it rest for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suck on a loli Kiki's nipples!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769986
Well I think fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769994
Fair point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769983
I see what you're doing now, you're using Elves as a catalyst for another Sub vs. Dom slappyfight, can't fool me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769986
>Avatars?
Like what?
Fizzshire and Haohi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769996
Nothing will come out. Besides cute pants and moans, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769996
I want her to clean the fucking house already, god...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769978
That's a lie and you know it, which is why all lizardgirls are bonnet tippers, all wurms are retarded, and all anubi like lego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769986
You mean like characters from stories? I'm down for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769999
What is that monstrosity on her back? It's almost as huge as her ears, for crying out loud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769986
I'd love to see the rage when Chubby Alp Senpai kills someone's waifu or even worse, wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770000
and kitsch, who will pass out after one beer too many and be impregnated by a stray dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770000
From using Charon as an example I guess he means named OCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770006
It's also why all Kikis are turning into doms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770003
That's all I'm going for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769970
What's that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770007
>>13770000
Yes to both.

>>13769997
>>13769989
Counter arguement fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770013
Then all hellhounds shall be subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770004
>hiring a Kiki for actual housework

Quaint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770010
>spoiler
Can this shit meme pls die already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770012
Who do we even have? I can only name a handful from the top of my head

[Anonymous No.]

I really hate niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770017
But that's not allowed anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770016
>Yes to both.
Please do. I want to see a Mega Holst wreck some face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770022
Drawfag avatars, thread OCs, Writefag characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770018
I would let an amazon do it, but that's apparently a hate-crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770020
Not before bonnet tipper lizards and retard wurms go out of fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770022
I'd mention my own, but I doubt anyone remembers mine.
Not to mention I just got home from work early and can't remember jack shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770010
I want to to pour gasoline on Chubby Alp Senpai and burn her alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770015
Saikawa Yusa, do your reps faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770023
I want to pray to Eros to curse you so that all of your waifus will get skin that's black as pitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770022
Charon, moth-chan, polite kiki, and of course you can just cherry pick characters from whatever stories are most popular right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770037
That made me laugh more than was probably appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770033
Those aren't nearly as forced as this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770023
/pol/ pls
You're drunk and lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770030
You're going to start chaos. You know that, right?
This isn't your mother's chaos, or your next door neighbours chaos. This isn't the chaos you see at a kindergarten
We're taking genuine chaos. The pure stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770040
But why? What did they do to deserve such a horrible fate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770037
Will you make her put on cat ears before you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770024
I look like I give a fuck? If you're a dom act like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770040
Can I have, like, a quarter of that curse? I mean, I probably called your waifu shit at one point or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770030
>Writefag characters
Like whom? Name some you'd put in.

I'd pray not mine, but well, nobody reads my stuff enough to even remember one of my characters to put in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770043
No less obnoxious though.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you try to kill an amazon's husband.

What happens if you succeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770050
I gave up on my fetishes long ago anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770010
I'd love to see all that rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770055
At least those aren't trannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770054
I'd be interested to see if my characters make it in too. Somebody has already sort of mentioned one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770054
>>13770041

Kitsch, Charon, the truckers, Vengeance cast, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770037
>wanting to deal with a Chubby Alp Ignis Senpai out for your blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770056
You won't because the Amazon would stop you before you even saw her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770056
>What happens if you try to kill an amazon's husband.
Your dead
>What happens if you succeed.
Your dead even harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769986
I'm the guy who ran the first three, and I say are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770056
>if you succeed
What do you mean "if"? Whacking a house faggot is the easiest thing in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770032
>making an amazon do housework and not dick her

Well hello there Mr. Happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770056
Something something rape get a aggressive dom waifu.

Oh and I guess the Amazon gets her husband revived because hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770013
The doms can keep the kikis for all what I care. One fucking guy trying to push it doesn't mean shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770054
You know what I'd want? The sun from Crayonfag's drawings. You know what I'm talking about, the sun that always smiles. Put him in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770056
She breaks your spine. If he lives, she sends the rest of the day clinging onto him while crying and telling him how much she loves him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770063
>the truckers
Omit those and we have a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770037
I want to to pour love all over Chubby Alp Senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770069
>implying I won't dick her while she does the dishes

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770067
nofunallowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770022
>>13770030
Reese's Deer Girl
Loen's Lips
Loen
.Less
Red Hood
Super Wurm
Weresheep Kidnapper
Punisher Holst
Not a Valid Option
Gabby The Dormouse
Futa Cheshire
Charon
Moth-Chan
Rambo Cupid
Blue Balled Kiki Maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770058
You disgust me. You genuinely do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13765445
What is she holding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770069
>Implying you have say in the matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770073
Perfect.

>>13770083
You forgot moose characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769986
Most of them are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769986
>>13770083
That'd the circlejerkiest shit to ever come from here, fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770087
A photo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770087
A photo of her family because suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770081
Why don't you just ask her to marry you while you're at it you fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770088
>implying you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770083
What about Mari's lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770083
>no good characters
Nah, fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770093
Hah. Not even close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770083
Let's not do that, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770098
Maybe I will.

And many years later, she will watch the kids while I bring home the bacon, and you can do nothing to stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769986
Don't do it. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770082
I'm not running that circlejerk of a Waifu War.
I'll allow monstergirls this thread created, but not named characters and especially not Chubby Forced Senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770085
It's not fucking worth it anon, maledom and monster girls just don't mix, almost all of MGE's "sub" monster girls are shit I don't like and the ones that I do like have a ton of other things that turn me off.

Then I come here and get shit on for liking maledom just because of a couple shitposters, it's just not fucking worth it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770083
>trying to perpetuate futa cheshire again
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770111
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Chubby Alp Senpai the new Milhouse in that she is not a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770088
>bitchboys thinking their little fetish applies to everyone

Step off before I bend you over and make you a cockhole.

>inb4 that's gay, you a gay alp anon!

Roman rules bitch, you're the one getting fucked. You the faggot. How will you feel snowballing with your former wife I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770112
>not being gud

Not him, but I am also disgusted now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770083
Yeah, let's stop having these. And never have them again
WWIII was a good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770111
Could you be any more upset about that fat alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770115
But have you considered: Yes?
Especially not with the choices >>13770083 made.
The only way I'd do that would be if there were some way for me to kill them all so that none of them win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770119
It's way more cancerous than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770120
You're so badass, anon. I think I'm Alping just from reading your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770121
Oh yeah, I sure want to spend almost all of my life in KC's shit setting grinding so I can "git gud" then get ambushed and turned into some monsters submissive cumpump while my dreams of getting the monster girl I wanted crumble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770120
Can't tell if bait or autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770120
You're taking this to a hilarious extreme, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770123
I'm gonna do Waifu Wars IV next sunday, but it's not gonna be Waifu Wars: The Circlejerk edition.
It was dead in the water from the word go, but the choices some people made hammered the nails into the coffin. We might see some returning contestants though.
>>13770124
I'm just tired of seeing it everywhere.
That and I don't really care for alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770136
If you fail, you were simply not gud enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770126
No, anon, pls don't do it. We are not ready for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770145
I'm not doing it though.
Not the circlejerk version at least.
And not until sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767081
>Not having your succubus waifu polymorph into an androgynous form and talk with a stutter

I wonder how many alps are actually succubutts putting on a very convincing act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770083
Arachnotaur
Any / All the Egyptian Gods
Alpollo / Ect
Panty Quest Guy
Iwata
Waifu Wars Guy
Lawyer Art Guy
>Monster Boys
Paladin Chan 4 (whichever one we're up to)
MGC Butler Guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770150
Ok, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770150
Just don't do it, period. Quit while you're ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770153
The only one on that list that's going to be in is Paladin-Chan IV.
Also
>Monster Boys
Fuck you.
>Iwata
How dare you dishonor his memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770112
>maledom and monster girls just don't mix

I had my suspicions, now I'm sure, you're not a dom. You never were, you were just trying to drag genuine doms into thinking like you, that they have no say, that they should give up, it's not going to work.

But on the off chance you really are one, grow some balls you little bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770150
This >>13770156
Just avoid it completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770156
You faggots encouraged him. Now lie in the bed you've made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770153
Over the line anon. Get the fuck out of here ya fagmaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770153
>Iwata
Go die in a pit of acid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770156
>>13770162
Fuck both of you, I'm not breaking rules, I'm not wasting images, I'll do what the fuck I want.
I've got to go to a procedure to remove my ingrown toenails next week anon, just let me have this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770161
Wouldn't even suprise me if it was indeed bait-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770109
Well fine then you little shit! Enjoy living as men were intended to and being a role model to young boys everywhere, you sack of crap!

[Anonymous No.]

Sword Tsukumogami

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770151
I wondering about the reverse version of that. Worse yet, imagine having the most mind blowing time with a succubutt and when you're done she goes "I'm actually an Alp. You're a faggot now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770174
Excalibur Tsukumogami?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770172
>Enjoy living as men were intended to
You mean the way the jews and women intend you to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770172
I will, and I thank you for all the kind words you've given me, you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770130
Then grab your ankles cause I'm going to destroy your asshole.

>>13770137
>nuh uh you can't be a dom!
>yes I can
B-bait

This is just sad now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770181
>You mean the way nature intend you to live
/pol/ pls, next you'll call me a wage slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770161
Yeah, I knew all along he wasn't a true Scotsman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770177
>Succubus-cheshire hybrid
>The only prank she ever pulls is fucking people and then claiming to be an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770179
Yee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770192
...that prank isn't as hardcore as she thinks it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770179
Would she tell me about her legend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770174
Maniacpaint's Fi is the only good Fi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770170
He pulls the same shit every time.
>it's not worth it
>I'm tired
>Bawww, everyone's against me

I've been here long enough that I know the place can wear on you, but it's too constant, it has to be intentional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770195
Don't break her heart telling her that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770196
She wouldn't shut up about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770188
Women are weaker then men because they're lazy bitches that mooch off men. Would you rather have a lazy parasite or a strong Independent woman? Also
>Working for your jewish overlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770161
>it's not going to work.

Oh but anon, it already has on some anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770195
shhh. let her have her fun. I don't think she really has any friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770203
I will break more than just that...with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770201
>Fi
>Good
The fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770201
I wish he'd draw her with blue sclerae.
That, and I think he gives her too much emotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770160
>Asks for suggestions for OC, namefags, artfags, ect
>Everyone bitches when the only person who actually helps lists whatever he can think of instead of only the "good" ones
>Everyone else is bitching to not do this horrible idea in the first place

Bro, just don't do the fucking Waifu Wars with this OC idea, do it with normal Monster Girls.

Alternatively do something decent like MGQ and MGE Monsters that have corresponding counterparts. Like MGE Minotaur and MGQ Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770205
>nurtures the kids
>lazy parasite
Literally misogyny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770202
I'm not about the defend the guy, but these threads can be pretty draining until you master skimming over stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770201
>That negligee look
YES
MORE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770211
Since Hyrule Warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770216
Please check my imgur, I posted something to prove I'm 100% against the OC Circlejerk Rumble.
I'm still gonna use generic no-name monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770220
I dunno, I never cared much for the naysayers in the first place.

It's not like they can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770205
>-4 Str
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770207
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>13770220
Well like you, I believe, said, he needs to git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770208
>I don't think she really has any friends.

That wouldn't even suprise me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770224
Ahhh. I never played it. No Wii U.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770219
And you're going out there and overworking yourself and getting hurt. There's a reason why men consist of most of the workplace deaths and suicides and violent crime victims, it's because women don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770216
>Waifu Wars with 'normal' monster girls vs Setouchi abominations
The horror... the horror...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770236
It's good.

Cia's a delicious sexy brown wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770239
Yeah, no. I'm not using abominations.
I will use MGQ monstergirls though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770234
>You will never bully a monstergirl hybrid for being a disgusting freak of nature until she cries and runs off to her crying spot in the woods

why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770238
Doesn't matter, we are the disposable guardians of humanity.

And I'm proud of the destiny my genes have bestowed upon me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770208
I'd be a silly Succushire's friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770234
>You'll never be her friend.
God fucking damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770241
I might pick up the 3DS version if it's any good. The game always looked fun. Plus it means more Imp Midna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770242
>MGQ monsters
>not abominations

U WOT M8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770247
I'd rather actually matter to someone for once, which is why I like Amazons and how you'll be their cute beloved husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770242
Like each district has an MGE girl and then a EMG or MGQ equivalent.
So you have teams like Holstaur and Asterio or Apophis and Miia/Alice, and Thunderbird and Papi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770236
You're missing out on sweet ass-kicking waifu action.
It IS coming out on the 3DS though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770227
>implying I know your imgur

Anyways, good on you mate for scrapping the idea.

You should pony up and do MGQ vs MGE though.

>>13770239
Minotaur / Minotaur
Cupid / Cupid
Valkyrie / Valkyrie
Granberia / Lizard
Alma Elma / Lilim
Erubetie / Slime Girl
Tamamo / Inari
Yao / Youko
Beezlebub / Beezlebub
Dryad / Dryad

I could keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770254
Not all of the MGQ girls were horrendous. I'd an Alice any day. Or any of the four generals. Maybe Ilias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770254
There are non-abomination MGQ girls you know.

>>13770256
I'm not using named characters, I will use MGQ monsters and Thread-made monsters though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770255
We matter because of what we do, not because of who we are.

I'd say that's worth a lot more anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, why can't the sexism in here fuck off forever??

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767266
this >>13767268

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw even if monster girls existed one day they'd probably be as horrible as normal women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770261
It's WarAnon.
It was quickly improvised so I wouldn't take up images, and I have no desire to namefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770267

HAHAHA. You make my ass laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770265
Oh yeah, you mentioned that.
My mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770267
Because sexism isn't always bad.

Also, >>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770267
It's like, 1 AM where I am. Don't you have anything worthwhile to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770270
May be in YOUR shitty headcannon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770270
Your fault for wanting them to be 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770267
I wish these threads would fuck off forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770266
Anything I do will wither end up never being appreciated or forgotten. I just want to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770267
>And then false-flagging happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770285
Why? Do we stop you from enjoying idol threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770264
>>13770265

>murderes
>man eaters
>rape to death
>torturers

No.

And fuck off yurifag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770253
Imp Midna's fun, though gameplay-wise, I like Twili Midna more.

Looking forward to Tetra in the 3DS version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13767266
Pastebinned this for you:
http://pastebin.com/exmM6pc9

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770286
What do you need appreciation for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769886
>"Of course I'm fine," she growled, shaking some dirt from her "it'll take more than a boot to the gut to take me down."
>That wasn't what you meant, giving her a wink at noting the flushed cheek, knocking knees, and how you that that her pants even looked like they had a damp sp-
>"SHUT IT!" she shouted, a fist clenching tight and the dazed caragor stirring slightly. "We've got a fortress to storm."
>You asked if she was sure, it would only take an ho-
>The glare she gave you answered that question, urging you towards the fortress.
>There was work to be done and quite a few P'Orcs awaiting your attention.
>You told Celes that it was time to go, waving her and Hirse forward, it was time to go to work.
> - - - -
>As Ishmaz wandered throughout her fortress she couldn't help but be consumed with a feeling she'd never felt before....defeat.
>She'd chased off hordes of ghuls and fought off the most fearsome of caragors.
>She'd even beaten a Gruag and taken her fang, a mighty endeavor that had seen her ascendance to captain but today...today she'd chased off by that peeping, elf spirit.
>Even now it made her face burn with shame, her underlings were none the wiser but even that didn't help things along.
>Frustrated beyond belief at the memory of being chased off by an elf, she'd turned to the tried and true method of the P'Orcs for dealing with ill feelings (besides sex).
>Bullying the underlings.
>"WATCH THE SKIES!" she shrieked at an archer dozing in her tower, the girl dropping her crossbow with a yelp and sending a bolt into the distance. "You don't want to be snatched up by a passing fell beast do you?"
>The girl nodded so hard that it almost looked like her head would fly off.
>"SLEEPING?!" she screamed at a tall, tubby P'Orc wielding a great shield and spear. "What're ya going to do if the ranger sneaks up on you?"
>The girl blinked lazily, covering a cute yawn with her hand before answering.
,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770290
Anon, the abominations are the ones who do that.
I'm sticking to vanilla for MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770294
YBA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770287
false flagging? Fuck off /pol/, some of us just don't believe that women should be submissive sluts for our cocks and do just what they're told. It's part of why I tend to like mge and ignore some of the worse parts, because the women in it have their own agency, and it makes men who read it think "wow it sucks to be a man in this world you have practically no right" and then it hits them "wait a minute is this what women feel like?" and then they realize it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770299
Becuase humans are social beings that crave acceptance from others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770267
Where the fuck do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770306
Sounds like a weakness to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770300
MC really needs to settle with somebody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770291
Who said anything about gameplay? I just like snarky shortstack imp girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770304
>Fallacy: The post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770315
As do I, which is why I clarified that it's from a gameplay perspective I prefer Twili Midna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770312
Once he reclaims his boots Anon, then he will settle down and become a family man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770304
I actually had a good chuckle at that, well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770304
False flag more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770317
>>13770320
>>13770321
While his intentions are clear, I believe engaging him further would be undesirable for any party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770304
Women don't get enslaved/brainwashed/im prisoned irl.

Try harder, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Basically, if you reply to bait, you're fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770322
True, there are no gains with white knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770323
Not him, but yes they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770319
How many families will that be at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770330
Not with magic, and it's usually not celebrated as normality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770331
I'd need to recount but I think I've got three or four pregnancies he's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770323
>Women don't get enslaved/brainwashed/imprisoned irl.
Substitute brainwashing for forcibly addicting them to drugs and you'd be quite wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770223
Big thick thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770302
>vanilla MGQ

So like 5 monsters across three games? Anon pls.

Yeah, I know it's a little more than that when it comes to vanilla, I meant the few who don't actually kill you. Not that's it's any better in some cases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770317
>>13770320
>>13770321
>>13770322
>>13770323
>>13770324
Well, I hope you guys enjoyed my latest edition of BAIT. Hopefully it was worth the weight. I wanted to expand from my usual stuff of maledom/femdom. Please remember to submit all future feedback as we are constantly looking to further improve bait for future posts.

If it makes you guys feel any better, I know a person on Tumblr who roleplays as a Monster Girl from MGE and is incredibly triggered by the mere mention of rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770315
I'd prefer that snark from a tall black and grey elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770343
I don't know why we're even talking about this now, I'm not doing it until sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770304
>Accusing me of being /pol/
And then MORE false-flagging happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770345
Don't know why you quoted me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770345
>If it makes you guys feel any better, I know a person on Tumblr who roleplays as a Monster Girl from MGE and is incredibly triggered by the mere mention of rape.

You mean F/M rape, M/F rape, or just rape in general?
Tell me what monster does she rps as so I can hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a vanilla-ish set of stories where various mgs ask me out after school in consensual ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770345
Don't cut yourself on that edge, Mr. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770340
God I love translucent clothing.

[DXwalking No.]

good luck
:3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyj1Ma_PL7g

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770354
http://takowater.tumblr.com/rules
And particularly
http://takowater.tumblr.com/post/122245904036/tentecle-raep
http://takowater.tumblr.com/post/122245970416/list-of-no-nos-rape-underaged-muses-esp

You can look through their tumblr yourself, it can get a bit cringeworthy. There are quite a lot of Monster Girl Roleplay blogs up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770339
Here's hoping we'll see some adorable caragor cubs before this ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770345
Ah, so are indeed the whiner, good to know. I admit, you fooled me then. Good show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770340
Fi looks great in a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770355
I want to train a hellhound to act just like a dog.

Does it cost a lot to have one fixed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770373
Sure, but can I put a baby in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770374
Local wizards should be fairly cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770214
I like the idea that exposure to Link makes her become more human

And lose clothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770360
It is fun, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770378
Tijuana Wizards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770374
Just repaint a Werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770338
So how about that eventual crossover with Tryhard Necromancer? The evil undead armies invade, and the only one who can stop them is the man with the plan, the amigo with the libido!

[Anonymous No.]

A pair of Kakuens fight each other for your love with Kung Fu and delicious cooking!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY9Kndy0ZMs

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

Whelp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770374
It will cost a lot of headpats and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770384
It's fine, those are trained professionals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770378
>trusting two copper back alley wizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770375
>tfw you want a fuckable sword but can't forget that one manga with sword Tsukumogami
>tfw she could do nothing but cut
>what will happen to my dick if I stick it in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770390
Hm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770389
Prepare for monkey trouble, and make it double!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770396
Why pay triple the price for such a simple procedure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770393
I can live with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770397
Thanks for reminding me that Kandachime is on an permanent hiatus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770375
>Impregnate a sword spirit
>Didn't split your dick by some miracle
>9 months later, welcome your little steak knife into the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770389
Is there a way to have the both of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770397
Yeah, that's why I'm asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770374
Ask a Nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight everyone. Keep your waifus warm tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770412
Yes. You must go Ash Ketchum and jump between them as they charge up their kamehamehadukens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770405
I know, right? Might as well get some cosmetic sorcery done on yourself while you're at it. I'm sure you won't mind the dick hanging out of your ear you'll be left with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770419
I want to molest a cute sleeping oppai loli!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770387
I can't sick a werewolf on a drunk oni who thinks I'm the guy who left her with nothing but a roll of quarters in a foreign country. She'd get massacred. And I'm not made of money so I can't keep a bunch of them, No, hellhound pet/guardian it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770419
Dude, I just got up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770419
Fuck you. Good night, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770411
>yes.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770300
>>13770300
>"I'd take 'im to bed cap'in" she said innocently, her big, brown eyes looking down at her superior (who was fuming at the answer) "I'm thinkin' he'd be a great dad for my youngin's"
>Ishmaz's teeth ground at the answer, the taller orc staring at her without any worry.
>This did not sit well with the porky p'orc, they were in the fort! Everyone should be happy with in the fort!
>"Come on boss," the girl said, grabbing her half full mug of grog, offering it with such force that it splashed on the ground "'ave a drink!' It'll make ya feel good!"
>"I'll 'ave a drink' when I'm good and ready!" the petite hunter snarled, stomping off towards the gate guards, her minion shrugging and taking a great swig of the foul liquid.
>She hated this feeling, her eye's searching the walls and shadows for the ranger that probably wasn't there, he had been getting mauled, or doing the mauling, when she'd had to run.
>Yeah, it wasn't like he'd run here so fast. He was just a man after all...a man who'd reduced more than a score of P'Orcs to an ahegoing mess...
>A board squeaked and the orc squealed in panic, drawing her knife and looking up to see...nothing..
>"It's just the fort settling," she murmured to herself, laughing awkwardly as she sheathed the weapon "he's not here, there's now way he could be here."
>Yeah, he was gone and if he wasn't then she'd just need to break out some of that blasting powder they'd found. That would scare him off real quick
>Yup, there was nothing to be afraid of, just gotta check the guards and it'll all be good.
>Everything was not good, in fact it was the opposite of all good, it was all bad.
>It wasn't missing guards that tipped her off to the wrongness, in fact, the absence of the guards would've been better than what she saw.
>The four guards where at their posts but three of them lay on the floor, the fourth hunch over and laying against the gate.
>"W-whats going on!?" she shouted, running over to her minions "what's wrong!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770388
That'll need to wait until this story ends.
Maybe.
I'm thinking about it.

>>13770419
The cuddliest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770423
Come one, the mages in California can't be that shit, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770429
Morning Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770407
You're not the only one suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770411
>not wanting waifu and daughteru you can equip

Are there really people like that out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770422
But if you jump in between them you might accidentally get sandwiched between their fat monkey butts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770444
This one of those "black sheep" I hear people talking about? The wool looks fine to me.

>>13770447
I want to dual wield my waifu and daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>All those deleted post with alpshit and sexism
This is just a coincidence, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770440
>I'm thinking about it
You wouldn't let an Alp down, would you?
>>13770444
Top of the morning, woolly one!
>>13770453
Oh the horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770447
She's too young to fight with yet, anon. Give her time. She'll grow into a proper weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770456
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770433
>>13770411
>Wielding your waifu and daughteru in battle

YES YES YES YES YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770388
>Tryhard Necromancer's "army"
>needing anything to stop it

I mean besides some flowers growing on the side of the road. I'm sure those zombies could "oooh~ aaaah~" at them for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770455
>dual wield my waifu and daughteru
You can only do that with Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770444
Someone's due for a long, hard shearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770455
>I want to dual wield my waifu and daughteru.
You. I like you.

>>13770459
Eh, she needs to start learning someday. Besides, I'm sure she can do backstabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770457
I'll do my best.
The biggest thing is making it so that the stories make sense.
You know, as much as a serial rapist and an unlucky necromancer with a lazy familar can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770460
Dude, just take a look, I dont know if it's reverse shitposting but it's there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770464
Those zombies need hugs and warm. The P'Orcish hordes need hugs and warm, too! There's not enough for all of them!
>>13770470
They're not any less nonsensical than any other fantasy story. This is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770465
No, an adult wurm is definitely a two-handed weapon. An fulll-grown wurm also triples as a shield and blanket though, so at least there's that. Now, if you had two loli wurms...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770469
>Using your daughteru for backstabbing
>Teaching her that underhanded, dirty tactics are okay
Are you trying to raise a thug, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770469
>weaponfu souls

You've no idea what you've unleashed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770472
Okay I don't think you understand why I'm telling you to fuck off.

I'm telling you to stop dragging the garbage back into the fucking house, it's out there for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770303
It does remind me of his writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770478
If you're married to a Wurm, you'll end up stronk enough to wield a two-handed Wurm with just one hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770375
>>13770411
>>13770447
>>13770455
I wish KC would expand on the Tsukumogami thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770480
>underhanded
I've been called worse.

>>13770481
Pretty sure we talked about this before, but I am always willing to take the credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770473
Thank you, I hope I continue to live up to your standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770484
All right, I just noticed the patron, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770389
I'm not usually into Kakuens or maledom, but I want to fuck that ass doggystyle until we are both so exhausted that we can't manage to thrust anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770480
I dunno, some parents prefer teaching practicality over honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770434
I love these happy go lucky, babyhungry P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770495
You will. I wish I'd have it in me to write about SoM P'Orcs, too. But I don't, so you keep at it!

[Anonymous No.]

>Spoon and fork daughter fighting over who gets to feed you
>Fork daughter giggling every time you like her clean, which is why she insist mommy make steak more often
>Mace daughteru jealous because you swing her sword oneechan more than her
>Armor daughter trying to sneak into your room and make you wear her to sleep every night

I've gone too far haven't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770481
>"Press 'A' to do a Light Attack!"
"Press what?! You don't have any buttons!"
>"Combine Light Attacks with Heavy Attacks to perform a deadly combo!"
"Well I guess that's handy..."
>"When the 'Y' button flashes on screen, press it to perform a counter!"
"OH COME ON!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770489
I'm sure he will one day.
He's done the traditional Lamp and Umbrella, it's only a matter of time before his Nip Blood demands that he craft a Katana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770507
Yes, yes you have.

And I don't blame you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770506
I wish you'd have it in you not to delete SoM P'Orcs stuff over a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770499
My brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770506
Thank you, will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770507
not far enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770520
Me too, but hey, such is life for poor, stupid Alpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770522
Well. I'd try at least. But more than likely the huge, huge, huge sub in me would make me beg for her to sit on my face and pleasure her. It's still a win for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your waifu/dautheru weapon breaks in battle
>Despite the odds, you come out victorious and run to the nearest weaponsmith
>Unfortunately, the damege was too severe, your waifu/daughter will have to be reforged
>When they're whole again, they simply acknowledge you as master, their rebirth having taken their memories of you

Well...fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770499
I don't think that's maledom, it's showing proper appreciation for dat monkey butt.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK BOY!
Hehehe... Come 'ere, fill my belly with your seed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770531
No, I refuse those feels, you can't make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770535
Why are these pigsluts so breedable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770543
They were made by the Dark Lord to be a quickly multiplying army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770535
>fuck boy

This bitch is getting stomped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770530
Still my brother.
I'd honestly be good with either.
Preferably she'd get to dom first and then I get to ram her from behind as she encourages me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770543
They were designed from the ground up to have babies put in them. It's to be expected.

Also, I just noticed that tiny bit of sproingy hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no red headed Devil who sleeps in the nude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770543
Because of P'Orc selection.

The strongest, sluttiest and most 'well-equipped' P'Orcs find the mates, while the weaker ones kill each other or die off, guaranteeing the next generation of P'Orcs to be even better.

Hundreds of P'Orclets, who then grow up and go out seeking their own fuck-slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770554
I like you. In a no alp way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770543
Well, there made to appeal to both kinds of doms.

No suprise they're liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770551
There is nothing wrong with being a fuck boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770512
>Take sword daughter to fight Raime
>Decide to be cheeky & wear Velstadt's helmet
>Get's pissed, powers up his ultra sword
>You can feel your daughteru trembling at the sight
>'So big... So thick...'
>She suddenly becomes heavy & hot to the touch
>Get distracted by this & end up cut in half by a flaming slab of iron
>Respawn at bonfire and release your daughteru
>Her human form is half-naked, hand between her thighs
>'Did you see his sword, dad? It was so massive. So heavy. So powerful~'
>Give her a bop on the head and tell her to stay focused

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770535

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770565
I kinda like the softer version of cuddle fucking. She's still dominant, but she usually doesn't get rough because she knows you'll probably break from all the love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770578
You can still be a fuck boy if she treats you softly. All men are fuck boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770571
>Your daughter is some kind of crazed battle lesbo
Well, that's... something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770571
Somebody is going into the time-out box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770585
Fuck boy give many P'Orclets! Help make new Warband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770578
In the case of P'Orcs I'm a fan of rougher stuff that makes all that flesh jiggle.
I'd leave the cuddlefucking to monster girls like Yetis and Weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770571
Your daughteru is far too lewd. Punish her with the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770598
>all that flesh jiggle
I need this in my life. Almost makes me want to an hero to get to them infinite planes sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770434
>A hot moans and loud, wet squelching noises were all that replied, the guard's eye's fogged with lust as their hands delved deeply into their greedy, hungry womanhoods.
>"C-come on guys! Stop it!" Ishmaz shouted, her voice almost hoarse "Pick up your weapons and get back on duty!"
>She was ignored, the girls caring more about relieving their own lust than the shouting of their diminutive commander.
>"Come on girls! Quit it! Why are you doing thi-" she stopped, a familiar, sweet scent teasing her nose.
>Scarlet Bloom, the love drug she tipped her spears with, she knew that scent better than anyone. But where was it coming from?
>Her hunter's eye couldn't spy any discarded darts or arrows, or any other weapons or wounds for that matter. That meant they had to have ingested it, but again there was no food, only spilled grog....
>Her blood froze in an instant.
>He'd hit the grog! None of the other girls would be able to smell it over the alcohol!
>Heck, even she could barely make it out and she hunted it out every day!
>Ishmaz lived up to her title "the swift" and spun on her heel, running back to the others as fast as she could, hoping she could warn them before it was too late.
>"'E-ey cap'in," a cheerful voice called, that soft defender orc swaying a little bit, her legs rubbing together as the aphrodisiac got to work. "t-the grogs great today! B-but I'm feeling funny..."
>The flushed cheeks were enough of a hint to let the captain know that they were done for, the aphrodisiac already getting to work in their system.
>She left without a word, abandoning the big girl as her hands worked themselves below her panties to ease the building tension.
>She flew as swiftly as she could but at every turn she was met by moans and orcs exploring themselves, lazy smiles on their faces while their bodies burned with need.
>The archers? Weapons cast aside as their light gasps slipped out.
>The warriors? Down on their side, armor ripped off for easier access.

[Anonymous No.]

You need to show a P'Orc that you're in charge and dominant if you want to be on top.

This can be difficult if she's a 7 foot Warchief covered in muscle and scars.

How do you dominate the extra big P'Orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770609
This is it. This is going to be glorious.
>>13770619
Let them talk to the hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770619
Eat her out while she's on her throne and keep at it until she's a drooling mes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770632
But what about her buddyguards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770619
Be stronger than them, or more cunning. You'll also need lots of stamina to make her ahego in-front of the whole war-band to assert your dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770586
Not really. She just *really* enjoys fighting strong weapons
>>13770588
'That's it. You're going in the time-out box.'
>'Whaaa? You promised we'd kill him together.'
>'And you promised to stay focused.'
>Plop her down in the bottomless chest
>Her eye's are barely level with the lip of it
>Pull out your halberd from next to her
>She pouts up at you
>'You're using THAT?'
>'I need something I can rely on.'
>'Why do you have to be such a tryhard, dad?'
>You never did figure out what she meant by that weird phrase
>Close the lid to the crate, with her shooting daggers at you the whole time
>Lid pops closed, you can hear her banging around inside
>Maybe you'd make it up to her and take her to another good fight
>Supposedly, there was an old samurai somewhere looking for a good fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770636
Nothing wrong with her capture bringing pleasure to her as she relaxes. They'll let you be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770539
>You try to get them to remember you
>You show them pictures of you together
>Your wedding, drawings your daughter made for you
>You take them to that secluded spot in the forest, where you loved to go on picnics, just the three of you, the wind picking up flower petals that your daughter danced under, squealing happily
>Resting your head on your waifu's lap, as she looked lovingly on you, a slime on her lips
>Dozing off between them, under the shade of a tree, on a blanket, the warm spring wind cradling you
>None of it has any effect
>They don't even see why these things should matter
>They're tools to be used by you they say, nothing more
>You take them home desperate, that something, a sight, a smell, the feel of home will awaken them, but nothing changes
>You move to bed, broken hearted, seeking comfort in the peace of oblivion
>You're woken by your wife and-no
>Your tools they remind you
>A weapon has no "family", no "friends", only the hands that wield them
>They move in close and ask you to "spar" with them tonight
>Your eyes go wide with shock, your wife is one thing but your d-
>A TOOL, MASTER don't you want to use me, she asks, her small hand reaches for yours and she makes you caress her chest
>You pull away, and she looks to you, confused
>They move closer
>"We're yours Master, here to protect you, forever and always, so please, use us, and hold nothing back"

Bad end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770655
There have been many things that make daughteru dicking look good. And many things that make it look bad.

But her immediately wanting your D after becoming an emotionless drone with no real attachment to you? That may be one of the worst yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770646
>>13770571
I am enjoying this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770646
>'You're using THAT?'
Whatever daughteru, have you seen this move set?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770671
She knows you're her master, she's there for your sake, that's attachment enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770655
>Bad end

Well, you're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770646
Would a twinblade be two girls holding each other, or one girl with two heads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770677
>that's attachment enough.
No it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770690
Bisexual girls scissoring.

>I'm starting to see Mecha in my captcha
This bodes something. Not sure if well or ill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770646
>Taking your sword crazed daughteru to fight Sir Alonne.
>Another man with a fuckhuge sword
You're only encouraging her anon.
And sure Alonne's sword might not be as thick as Raime's, but he knows how to use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770690
Scissors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770691
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770690
One girl doing the splits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13768840
>Mermaids being flayed for their scales
Their blood is more important anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770699
Because I don't want just a sword doing its duty for its master.

I want my daughteru back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770690
Now I'm wondering what the Trick Weapons from Bloodborne would look like as Tsukimogami girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770683
>bad end

4 U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770714
>not loving your waifu and daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770708
The most you'll get is a loyal girl who lives to fight at your command. Sure, she'll sit on your lap, she'll call you daddy and ask you to carry her, when you ask her to, she'll lie on your chest and comment on the noise in Master's chest, but, she's not coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770609
>Even her fellow hunters had fallen, the group huddled together and one particularly brave, or foolish, orc making ample use of the 'modification' she'd made to the butt of her spears.
>It was just her now, Ishmaz the Swift, alone in a fortress of iron and surrounded by the sounds of her minions working off the ranger's poison.
>She was breathing quickly now, her eyes darting from side to side as she grabbed a spear from the ground, unwilling to fall without a fight.
>"Come on out Ranger!" she shouted, her tone unyielding "I know you're there!"
>"F----- -o-" the whisper came, the captain spinning on to launch a spear which embedded itself in the wall, a miss.
>"C-come on! I'm not afraid of you!" she continued, a small stutter hinging at her growing fear.
>"Fo-l-d -ou" the rasping, familiar whisper came, causing the girl to spin around and throw her dagger into an empty barrel.
>Her heart was hammering now, her vision blurry as she fought keep some semblance of control.
>He was here, somewhere amidst the moans and supple flesh the Ranger was watching her, toying with her....and now she had no weapons.
>As a shadow loomed over her, the whisper came in clear, the smug, melodic tone of the ghost elf ringing in her ears.
>"Fooled you..."
>Ishmaz turned around only to be greeted by the smiling ranger and a face full of grog as he emptied a mug at her.
>------
>Scarlet Bloom is a very fast acting aphrodisiac, especially when one gets a face full of it. Why, even now you could see the little P'Orcs body begin to tremble and the panting whines slipping out, her small body being overcome by the leaves.
>Ironically, the trim P'Orc could've lasted a second or two longer if she had more meat on her instead of the near instantaneous effects she was suffering now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770725
Then I'd rather just be left in solitude than forced to live with an emotionless illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770712
>Blades of Mercy
>Pair of lolis, one white, one brown who always stand back to back when in human form, one cheery and honest, one cagey and gloomy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770646
>Tryhard
She hasn't seen the under 30 burden, 2 handed ropera counter abuse against bosses yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770729
They'll follow you anon, the smell of their rmaster is ingrained on them, and they can't leave their master defenseless. You wouldn't leave them, would you, Master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770513
>she cannot be sheathed unless she tastes semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770733
Is Flynn's ring included in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770726
>"Well, that's the last of them," Hirse said as she stepped from shadows, an obvious look of disgust on her face as the horde collapsed into a lustful, masturbating horde. "Let's get the blasting powder and go, I don't think my stomach can handle much more of this."
>You let her know that you'd be here a moment more, there were things you had to take care of.
>Lewd things.
>P'Orc things.

AAAAAND I'm calling it there for tonight.
It's 2:30am for me and I need to actually cook dinner before I go to work tomorrow.
I'll do the lewd scene tomorrow a surprise is in store and then compile the last three sessions for a big update to the pastebin.

Good night Anons, I hope you enjoyed it and don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770739
If they insist on following me, fine, it's not like I'll tell them to go away, if only because of the memory of what was. But I'm not going to pay any attention to them either. That would be too painful for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770751
>Leaving us blue balled. DAMMMIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770751
A surprise, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770756
Sorry, I want to finish but I've got to stop doing the 3am + nights.
I positively ruins me if I do it too much.

>>13770759
Yep, a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770744
RoB Flynn Leo Chloranthy
2handed over stanced for a better recovery time and keep weight threshold down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770763
A surprise, he says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770754
>They both jiiiiiii at you until you use them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770771
I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770769
Yus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770764
What about replacing RoB with Red Tearstone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770773
>They both cuddle you, waiting for you to change your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770778
Confirms it, even. But still doesn't go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770721
Oh I'll love them, erry night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770785
Fine then, to get my not!family off of me, I'd use them.
And then I suppose they'll have to figure out what to do themselves after I'm struck down in battle, growing lax in my form from the melancholy of how using them now just doesn't feel the same as when they were my wife and daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770673
>>13770675
>Daughter sits in the chest for what seems like an eternity
>Eventually, the lid pops back open You drop the Halberd in and help her back out
>She looks you over
>Your face looks like rotten beef jerky, but you hold the knight's soul in your hand
>'You beat him...'
>She jams a black, smoky idol into your chest & flops onto the chest
>'I'll bet he was really strong, too.'
>'He was. I wish you had been with me.'
>'Then why-'
>'Because you have to learn to be disciplined. What if that had been your husband instead of me?'
>Sh sulks a little. 'Sorry, dad.'
>You sigh a bit. You can't stay mad at her.
>You take her hand & put the knight's twisted soul into it
>Her eyes light up. 'Really?'
>'I know you've been saving up for something special. Go on.'
>She excitedly pulls out a sack of bones from the chest
>She lays the bones out around the soul & begins to chant
>Light engulfs her as the soul & bones are consumed
>When the light fades, you see your daughter as a blade again
>But she's different now
>Her blade is thinner, tapering to a wicked point
>The crossguard sweeps out in a slight curve
>You take her in your hand
>She's surprisingly light. You could swing her for days
>The blade seems to sing as it slices through the air
>You can also feel some of the knight's dark power radiating from within
>She floats from your grip and returns to human form
>'Well, what do you think?'
>'You look beautiful, but why that form?'
>'Huh?'
>'I figured you'd want that massive slab of flaming iron.'
>She blushes a bit at the thought of that imposing sword
>'It's nice, but it's not really me. Besides, we work together a lot better when I'm like this.'
>Give her a little hug
>Climb back up the tower & carve your way to Alonne together
>He bows as you two enter his chambers
>His blade is impressive, and his skill is worthy of the legend
>But his weapon is fighting against him, not with him
>A pity ,as it costs him his life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770791
Daughteru+10 when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770781
It would have worked since the setup is based on not getting hit.

If i was going to use it I would take out the chloranthy ring and sub in grass.

The set up would be too annoying for me to want to do consistently. Doubt the damage gained would beat the time it took if you just went right to the boss. Unless you were a man and doing a run of the entire game at that hp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770789
>thinks this is love
You overplayed your hand, mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770790
Why that's simple anon, they will be laid to rest with you, where you'll rejoin their true selves in the afterlife.

I've gotten my jollies.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Kuudere Mantis twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770805
WHAT IS LOVE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770807
>Spoiler
Well. Okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770814
I don't know little miss fox shrine maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770814
Love is letting your waifu have the last bowl of ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770814
A comfy pile of cuddles!
But enough talk, have at you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770811
You'd make a pretty decent mob boss with them at your sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770814
Something like this, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770791
>Warrior anon retires
>He just sits in the middle of the road, a plethora of weapons displayed on a mantle
>Up and comers ask for his prices
>He refuses every one, telling they they'll have to beat him for the weapon they want
>It's quite the event when someone actually manages to beat him
>And the weapon transforms into a girl
>The look on his face when anon tells the winner to take care of his daugtheru

Asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770843
Yes, this is what this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770844
Makes sense.

I don't want my daughteru to marry a scrub and give me lots of scrub grandchildren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770843
>Fuzzball
Muh heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769399
A dude like that would have a Tanuki wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770843
I want to have pillowtalk with a Dragon and call her 'Sugarscale'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770863
>not "little gecko"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770869
>not Mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770863
One day, this will be written by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770870
Apron-kun pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770870
>>13770869
>>13770863
>Not Little Mistress Gecko Sugarscale

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770877
Sounds like the title of a Dragon who wants to set herself up as a noble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770873
NOT IF I WRITE IT FIRST. TO THE OPEN OFFICE! MOTIVATION AWAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770877
Nah, that's too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770884
>NOT IF I WRITE IT FIRST
No fair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770876
Can't help it. I'm a total slut for doms. Especially if it involves a Baphomet, Lilim, Dragon, and Pharaoh. Fuck it, enough. Gotta write.
>>13770887
Race you. I got at least three chapters before I could even introduce the dragon. Get to it. JUST DO IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770894
>at least three chapters
How long are these chapters?
Vertex update for this week is cancelled. Stand by for Rhea and Willis 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770894
>Can't help it
I can tell.

Anyways, godspeed, homosexual who writes in his spare time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770900
>Rhea and Willis 3
Urge...to make...snide comment...high...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770900
No idea. No fucking idea. Some anon wrote a small greentext months ago, and I just got around to doing it.
>>13770901
I'm going faster than the speed of god, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770894
>Baphomet, Lilim, Dragon, and Pharaoh.
Seriously you've been yammering on about this for like a year already.

Wait, no, 3 months. Man I have an awful sense of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770902
Let's hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770907
I'm doing it. Right now. No work tommorow. MUST. DO. IT.
You are right though. It has been too long. Depression is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770751
Can't wait until he fucks Hirse.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick anons, what are some good pet names for a Holstaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770915
Hay-ho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770910
I dunno. Didn't really have anything particular in mind. Just the desire.

Something about "Sluts" or "Wimps" or "How would they ever hook up for real?", etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770915
Milk maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770923
Well I'd sure like to hear what you really think anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770930
...is that sarcasm? Like, that is the cliffnotes of what I think. Kind of.

Just not in much of a form for articulate thought atm. Trying to decide between sleeping or writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770939
Alright then, let's see here.
>Sluts
There's plenty.
>Wimps
There's plenty.
>How would they ever hook up for real?
He will do something she never could have done herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770945
All of them, I've only seen the one, and I find that both vague and difficult to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770915
"Cash Cow" Because the Holst milk she makes has made you two rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770948
Could you try that again? I don't understand what you're saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770751
>Lewd things.
>P'Orc things.
Eagerly awaiting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770956
>>Sluts
>There's plenty
All of them is what I was referring to.

>>Wimps
>There's plenty
The one the story focuses on is all that comes to mind.

>>How would they ever hook up for real?
>He will do something she never could have done herself.
I find that both vague and difficult to believe.
It's not going to be some cop-out like him standing up to the Valkyrie she works for, earning her respect and admiration in her place, is it?

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>>13770972
>The one the story focuses on
So you think he's the only one in the entire world? Please.
>standing up to the Valkyrie she works for, earning her respect and admiration in her place, is it?
No. It's not going to be anything that involved integrity, honor or pride. Willis doesn't have these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770915
Paizuri Queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770984
He's the only one the story focuses on.

And you're not seriously going to tell me that he gets a dragon to fall for him through sheer deceit? That's...just...ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770991
Sheer deceit? That depends. It's not Rhea he's going to deceive, of course, but, yeah, kind of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13770997
I figured, but that he would earn her genuine affection because of this deceit still seems ridiculous regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771003
>earn her genuine affection because of this deceit
No anon, stop twisting things around. It's not the means but the end to which these means are utilized that earn her affections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771028
Well, fair enough, though you never said that before.

Still seems unlikely all the same though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771034
>never said that before
Except when I said that he would do something she never could have done herself.
>Still seems unlikely
Yes, getting happily married to a Black Dragon DOES sound unlikely, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771041
You never stated that it was to accomplish a certain ends which she might have a positive reaction to. And regardless of that, it still seems unlikely that a dragon of all things would be appreciative of such underhanded means, even if it was to accomplish something she finds agreeable.

And when the predisposed end point is marriage to a dragon within the confines or the story, then that in and of itself is likely, and making it seem increasingly unlikely doesn't do one any favors.

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>>13771054
>a dragon of all things would be appreciative of such underhanded means
Believe it or not, but I have thought this one through. Remember that she's been raised by a Valkyrie and a bunch of not!Vikings who value muh pride and muh honor above all. Remember that she's seventeen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771054
She's a black dragon, anon. In most games of D&D, black dragon's are batshit insane and evil as all fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a regular Mantis girl being bullied by Devil's Flower Mantis and Orchid Mantis variants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771074
So...what? Teenage rebellion? Now that's just plain silly...

>>13771077
Maybe, but that's far from some sort of universal rule.
Even if my own obsession with FFXIV compels me to agree given how batshit insane Nidhogg is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771089
>plain silly
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771085
I want to see all monster girls, working as one, to bully the shit out of Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771090
Because when one thinks of medieval settings, war camps, raiders and the like, one does not usually throw teenage rebellion into the mix.

>Black Dragon
>Vikings
>Teenagers
I swear to god if this is all one extended HtTYD reference...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771106
>HtTYD
What was that again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771106
I don't know what HtTYD stands for. What I do know though, is that Dragons develop a wanderlust during their late teens and then leave their momma's lair to go and start their own hoard. It only makes sense to me that this should be the case with Rhea as well, but that an asset like her would be too valuable for the mercenaries to be let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771110
>>13771111
How to Train Your Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771120
Never seen that, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771120
Ah, now I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771111
Well the idea is obviously shitty and the story should be deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771111
Well, I can see being appreciative of being enable to do such, still doesn't seem like much of a setup for hooking up. But then, given how she already has a preference for "Bathing" him...Sluts will be sluts I guess.

>>13771140
Now that seems a mite overreaction.

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>>13771154
>doesn't seem like much of a setup for hooking up
For fuck's sake, what then is satisfactory to your royal lordship? Bumping into the new exchange student while late for school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771161
How would you even bump into a Dragon Exchange Student?

Seems like they'd just fly to school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771167
It's not safe to fly when there's toast in your mouth and your skirt could flutter and let perverts see your pantsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this talk about Dragons
Makes me think about my one story, and my other one which I should do since my last update was over two months ago for that little series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771177
Who the devil are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771178
If you don't know then it doesn't matter.
I'll take Junko and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771172
So just fly high enough to avoid such dangers.

Also spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771182
You'll take nothing and leave and like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771182
Well it's not like I was going to use her anymore anyway, she'll all loose now.
>>13771184
>spats
Is this some tomboy Dragon now? A tomboy exchange student?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771187
she'll be all loose by now*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771187
>Loose now
After Alp's stories? His stories needs substance and girth to actually do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771191
Okay, that's it. Fuck writing. I'll go cheer myself up with the tale of Knut Knytling and his Knytling dynasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771193
Isn't it "Knud Knytling"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771200
Yes. Yes it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771203
Can't even get the spelling write, can you Alpie Boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771210
I don't know if that was a pun or some serious irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771210
>>13771214
No updates this week. Thanks a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771214
My bet's on irony.

>>13771215
That means another for you to cook up ideas and structure them more thoroughly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771187
>she'll all loose now.
Isn't that all your characters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771223
Shots fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771187
>Is this some tomboy Dragon now? A tomboy exchange student?
Someone should write this.

An innocent tomboy Dragon who gets all flustered when boys see her spats even though she wears them to not get embarrassed when her skirt flies up.
So not Alp, cause Alp can't write innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771219
>cook up ideas and structure them more thoroughly
Yes. That's... that's right. Yes. Quite.
>>13771223
I have virgins too you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771223
Yes, though Junko isn't his character, so she isn't loose like that one Dark Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771232
>I have virgins too you know.
Still metaphorically and/or morally loose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771239
>morally loose
That's not entirely accurate. See, morality is subjective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771232
Dammit Alp, get to thinking or it's back to the pie mines!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771247
But I thought I had everything figured out already. Not my fault others don't agree with what I had in mind.
No wait. It is. That's why I lost heart. And now you people are expecting me to change the story to suit your tastes. And it's not happening. But you think it is, and then you'll hate me when it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771246
Perhaps.

But the metaphorical looseness still holds true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771251
I'm not telling you to change shit.
I'm telling you to put more thought into your idea and possibly Frankenstein it a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Red Oni and Apsaras Pole Dance Combo

I don't know if whoever commissioned it frequents here, but good job dammit.

http://darkereve.deviantart.com/art/Dual-Dancers-546267657

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771257
Just because a girl drags a boy out of school before the day ends and doesn't even let him shower after gym class, she's loose?
Hmph.
>>13771259
>put more thought into your idea
What's the point if I'm not supposed to change it? You want me to wallow in how shit it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771262
Don't have an account.
Need a direct pic link or an imgur up in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771264
http://orig02.deviantart.net/10ae/f/2015/195/f/0/dual_dancers_by_darkereve-d918etl.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771263
>What's the point
>How shit it is
It doesn't matter how shit or good an idea is, you have to always think it out and put a good amount of thought into it before going through. Sometimes this also results in you thinking about future events and ideas in the process.
With me I'm thinking of end game events already despite my story barely being in it's third town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771267
Gross! Their boobs are gross!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771263
>Just because a girl drags a boy out of school before the day ends and doesn't even let him shower after gym class, she's loose?
Well, if she'd never met him before, or had only met briefly or in passing, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771262
I can definitely appreciate more Apsara art.
Too bad it's NSFW and I can't post it here, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771268
I'm starting to feel like we should drop this.
>>13771273
But you do realize they've known each other since the third grade, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771280
We should, but do remember to put a little more thought into your ideas.
Maybe you can think up some last minute zest to add in, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771280
>But you do realize they've known each other since the third grade, yes?
Well then if they'd interacted semi-frequently enough to have some form of relationship over that time, then I would suppose not.

Unless he's just one of many guys she's known since third grade that she does that with, in which case, yes, still loose.

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>>13771282
>zest
I learned a new word today. Too bad it's not a concept I associate with myself.
>>13771286
So I'm going to assume you have no idea what we're talking about and are just trying to fuck with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771215
So just like every week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771292
Then where do they come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771290
>So I'm going to assume you have no idea what we're talking about
Well, I was speaking just in general, though I'm like 66% sure you were drawing more particularly on Vertex for that last example.

>And are just trying to fuck with me.
Also yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771290
>Didn't already know zest
Next you'll tell me you don't know Syzygy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771298
>Also yes
Well congratulations, you made me lose faith in myself. What's the next part of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771297
The anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771302
Wait for you to put out the next part of a story and see if it changes my perceptions at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771303
Butt when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771306
Whenever the shits hit.

[Anonymous No.]

Just to fuck back, I'm posting this update. And I'm putting it up so unfinsihed that it stop mid-sentence, now isn't that just

http://pastebin.com/L8bM4EVz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771334
Probably all that we're gonna see before he deletes it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771334
Well now that's just immature. Barely even 3 paragraphs, you can't even really call that an update.

Get back to writing about this whole selling the dragon bit. Go go, off with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771344
Who said anything about selling the Dragon to the old, fat faceless noblemen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771348
Well, seems the obvious implication, presenting "Her Dragon" to the rich lords come to inspect her.

Now back to writing with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771354
No, I need to THINK about things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771359
Well alright. You think, then get back to writing. And actually write a half-decent update rather than posting 2.7 incomplete paragraphs to spite some anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771359
>>13771363
Also if you use Junko again have it involve something with her sunglasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771363
Let me THINK about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771359
>>13771367
>implying you ever put much thought into stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771370
Oh, you don't THINK so? Well guess what! I'm a changed man! I THINK.
Okay that's enough of that. Bye now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771375
>I'm a changed man!
>change man
>man

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, did Alp actually kill the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771395
Kneesocks best sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771405
She really is.
Funny how both Stocking AND her counterpart are both objectively better than their sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

Ho-ho, my lad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771421
The guy's art and sense of humor are decent, and lend themselves well to some cute antics...but his self-insert omnipotent author avatar is rather annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771421
Fucking hippie should have cut his hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771434
Eh, I don't mind it but I can see where you're coming from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771421
I can't decide which variety of goblin I prefer, they're both perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771452
I wish I could see where a slimegirl comes from.

I mean, their whole body can be one big orifice if they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771461
Are there Goblins and Hobgoblins in Mordor? Do they join up with P'Orcs, or form their own bands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771472
MANFLESH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771472
>Monster girl Mordor
>Goblins, Hobgoblins, P'Orcs and Trolls
>Lava golems near the volcano with the occasional Salamander
Sounds like a wonderful place for a holiday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771477
What about that lonely Arachne lodge owner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771477
>Trolls
No, they're too nice. Make it Ogres. And also add Wyverns, because those flying things are necessary. And like Nine Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771480
>lonely
Did you miss the part where she had several generations of descendants she had incestuous relations with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771480
>>13771487
>Shelob
>wouldn't eat Gollum because he bowed down and worshiped her
>Sauron called her his "cat"
>mated with her own children
What can be inferred from this? Hint: ara ara~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771481
I was torn on trolls but Ogres fit way better.

Also in this place I'm guessing "one does not simply walk into mordor" can be replaced with "one does not simply walk out of mordor." Since they'd welcome fools with open arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771496
No, there'd be rangers at the gate to keep fools from getting in and helping them breed, because they'll come out and try to kill everyone any second.
Any second now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771487
I did miss that.
>>13771491
Kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771500
Well that's a shame. Guess the only way in is via Griffon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771501
>I did miss that
Hint: you have to actually read the books. It gets even better when you keep in mind that Shelob was a descendant of Ungolianth, a creature that came from space after the gods had created the world and nobody knew what it was.
>>13771504
There is another way. First there's some stairs, and then... a tunnel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771507
Oh god, I forgot about Ungolianth. There is an Arachne that'd make dragons hesitate. Weak to whips though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771515
>Dark Matter/Arachnid hybrid
>"KYAA~! I can't take it!"

[Anonymous No.]

>Masochist tentacle girl whipping herself

[Anonymous No.]

I hope this guy keeps up his vampire bullying stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771500
>Not braving the rangers wrath to enter Mordor
>Not using your manly vigor and skill to defeat / distract them
>Not escaping their pursuit and being seen as an exceptional male for breeding due to your actions

Think about it, a P'Orc might be content with >>13771504 but I'd be the one landing the Uruk-Hai or maybe even a Caragor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771624
A Caragor is not a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771624
Are there Dark Elves in Mordor as well? And Oomukades and Ushi-Oni and other scary stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771644
Dear WarAnon,

Please add a "Caragor" to Sunday's competition so she can brutally murder everyone else's waifu to become a valid option.

Your notfriend, Anonymous.

P.S. Paladin-Chan 4 gonna get smoked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771651
>Paladin-Chan 4
That's IV, not 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771654
Literally the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771658
No, one is a silly number, the other is a classy Roman numeral that makes it's user classy, like a girl with the paladin class.
See me after class!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771663
Both are numbers and both equal four.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771666
Shut up Satan, you just don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

we should bully monoeyes by cumming inside them and giving them lots of babies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771673
But won't that result in people in the metallurgy business losing their jobs on the long term?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771671
Oh I completely understand it, you want that "fancy" roman numeral on her gravestone, except IV looks like shit.

Now Paladin-Chan V, that's classy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771681
Paladin-chan V? More like Paladin-chan's V, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771681
>>13771686
Is it just me or have paladin girls somehow made their way into our accepted topics of discussion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771681
>Already on the brown side
She'd make a great monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771686
You primitive Apes are so easy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771699
Monkey see blue, monkey do you!

[Anonymous No.]

I'll wick away that precious spirit energy of yours until nothing's left...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771699
>tzeentch harpy
Nurglette-chan will protect me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771707
You're going to have your hands full several times a day with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771717
I think you misunderstand what I mean, allow my associate to...elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby Succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771727
>implying a karetebucus could outfuck someone with a spiralling duck dick
Row, row!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771732
Those wings and that mass makes me think she might not be able to do better than fall with style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771709
>>13771707

Speaking of...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771735
She can and will.

Easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771741
That Lilim is still a dwarf.

[Anonymous No.]

Pet the Puppy, do it you Yuppy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771774
This puppy?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to convince an Amazon that she needs to rest until the baby comes out, and to let me handle all of the strenuous physical activities in her place for now! I won't mind, it'll be my pleasure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771782
No, that's a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna slap a Wurm's ass and sue her when she slaps mine back and sends me to the hospital!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771809
Someone needs to make one of those anatomy charts about a Wurm and point out where exactly that "ass" of theirs is.

[Anonymous No.]

What sound does the goat make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771824
various moans and bleats when you bend goatgirls over a table and fuck them raw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771856
I want to fuck those demon boats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13769225
>>13769324

She's a donut steel from Elastic Limburgher Hamdongler's Khornette Quest playing a chess game with his Lilim steel donut.

Last I recall she's a "Lady" of Change, one of Tzeentch's greater daemons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771774
Heavy petting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771900
That's not a puppy! That's a full grown wolf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771905

THE PUPPIES YOU FOOL. PET THE SWEATER PUPPIES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771916
Explain Further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771919

Try holding with both hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771927
I Don't Follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771938
Apply the palms of your hands to the buxom chest of the female in question.

[Anonymous No.]

Muscular meganekko? It happens!

[Anonymous No.]

>No Dollarham stories
>No Kumiho stories outside of Pretty Human and that one Prometheus story

Fucking pls, writefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771964
Take 'em off, pooch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771966
What stories could even be told about Dullahans?
>Dear Diary, today I threw blood all over my senpai to get him to notice me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771985

That actually sounds kind of funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771985
Dutifully noticed, would accept cookies and other baked goods from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771985
Dullahan gives Anon one month to prepare for her to make him her husband. He can run. He can arm himself. He can hide away. But after a month she's coming for him and there won't be a damn thing in the world that can stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771992
>>13771994
To make it weird, it was her own menstrual blood from however long she'd been saving it up for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771995
>there won't be a damn thing in the world that can stop her
Au contraire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771997
Yeah, but its magical menstrual blood.. maybe.
Not even phased, she went through all that effort just think about how she feels anon. Just don't try to feel out how she thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772059
Gotta rub the base of that cat's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be kidnapped by an oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never kidnap an oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never nap as a kid again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772097
I only started napping voluntarily in my late teens anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never huff a husky-girl's mane
>You will never get high off her wild scent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772059

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772103
>>13772089
>random greentexts
>both deal with stink
Suspicious...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772101
Yeah I figured I was being a bit farfetched since nine times out of ten kids hate voluntary naps and it's very much an adult thing.

>>13772103
Mamono would eventually get the bright idea to lace their body parts with drugs if they didn't produce it naturally. Wouldn't they.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772059
I want to give rubs to a catgirl.

>>13772101
Yeah, I was never able to appreciate naps until I actually had shit to do.

>>13772103
Suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772103

>You will never huff Manticore mane until you're drunk off the smell of incense, rape, and sand
>You will never huff Spidercow armpit and confuse her at your attempts to ingrain her pheremones into your head before you rip off her seal
>You will never pin Alpanon to the ground and have an Oomukade make him clean her vigorously since he keeps pushing this stinkpede shit
>Then afterwards
>Throw him into the Akaname pit

[Anonymous No.]

Baaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772121
>You will never pin Alpanon to the ground and have an Oomukade make him clean her vigorously since he keeps pushing this stinkpede shit
>Then afterwards
>Throw him into the Akaname pit
He's not the one pushing it, it's contained in one story and refers to one character. It's other people doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772129

Doesn't matter. I want to see that little gender traitor get forced to apply the B to the Oomukade until she's nothing more than a whimpering mess because she "doesn't know how to brush hair", with the Oomukade laughing at her because she's been able to do it with her fucking tail's jaws since she was a hatchling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772136
>gender traitor
>she
The "Alp" refers to him writing about Alps, not being one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772126
Black sheep a shit. Brown is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772137

That's what she wants you think.

Only an Alp would try to make Alps sound sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772139
And here I thought Andrea was played for comic relief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772126
>hair covering eyes
oh baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772114
Just gene splice every monstergirl with kesaran pasarans.

Then every monstergirl on the planet will be a happy, fluffy, floaty bundle of sex, making everyone high and horny for miles around.

Every morning when you wake up, you'll look through the window and just see holstauri, mooing sleepily as they drift over buildings like balloons, lactating milk that gives a high to anyone it splashes on, and bigger breasts to any girls who drink it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772138
I'm not sure I'm convinced. Post more and we'll see if I'm swayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772149

Splice everything with a Lava Golem.

That way we can melt the earth like it's 4.8 billion years into the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772151
>posting White Anubis
Are you on drugs, man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772149
Morally abhorrent, Risk incarnate, and now much more than cats get stuck in trees.

I'd help fund it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13771966
>Pretty Human
>Kumiho
Did we read the same story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772149
>kesaran pasaran abomination
>kesaran pasaran matango
>kesaran pasaran ushi
>my morning routine when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772151
>Waking up in the morning and seeing your anubis waifu like that, sleepy and groggy and hair all messy

It'd make me just want to snuggle her and go back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you take a Monstergirl to the movie theater when so many of them have weird lower bodies and can't sit in normal seats?

Do they have specialized MG theaters? No chairs, just a huge expanse of cushions or something?

Special food menus for MGs with massive appetites? The Oni Theater Special has a metal trough of buttered popcorn, candy boxes that weigh over a pound, and 128 oz drinks which are just half pop and half hard liquor.

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>>13772170
Some one would invent an all purpose chair that suits all body types.

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>>13772170
Down in a town near where I live, a new cinema company came in and did work on an old theatre.
Now each screen has maybe about 30 chairs, but they're huge, comfy sofa chairs with pillows you can just curl up in while watching.

I imagine some theatres would go that route with couches or something. It would cost more, but it'd be way more comfy.

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>>13772126
I love me some sheep.

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>>13772170
There are probably rows of chairs, then rows of cushions then a mix of the two. I don't know, man.

>>13772177
Yeah, I just recently went to the movies for the first time in a long while, and the chairs were like fucking recliners. It sacrificed some space, but they were real nice.

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>>13771421
>Ho-ho, my lad!
Are they gonna take him down, down to goblin town?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPkqjc23yqs

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>>13772170
They would have special larger seats for the ones with odd lower bodies. Would they just show sappy romance films or would they have other films as well?

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I want to go on a fantasy adventure with jinko-chan

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>>13772232
I want to go on a space Adventure with Samus that doesn't end in her becoming a slime because I hate slimes

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>>13772233
why?
what have slimes ever done to you?

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>>13772233
>not wanting samus to become a metroid-human abomination and drain you dry
nerd

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>>13772249
Would irrumate.

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>>13772249
Wanting samus to be an ugly pool of drain cleaner

>>13772242
Not much they're just ugly and unappealing. Also stupid.

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Are there any more stories about the war and early days of Monster Girls coming into existence?

I remember one about a fort of dragon riders, where they were getting ready for an incoming army of non-MG orcs, but then there was a sudden explosion of demonic energy (The orgasm felt around the world?) and the riders quickly became the ones being ridden.

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>>13772265
The only one that comes to mind is The Spider and the Fly.

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>>13772264
Hey, she got better in the end.

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>>13772198
Let's just say that where there's a whip there's a way.

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>>13772264
There was a story not too long ago about a slimegirl who had human-level intelligence as standard, and did interesting slime sex.

But it also had stuff which the thread likes to shout and scream about, like goo in the butt.

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>>13772280
What, what in the butt?

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>>13772280
>goo in the butt
And in the balls?

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>>13772285
A goo tentacle. In the butt.

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>>13772280
but I poop from there

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>>13772277
>Let's just say that where there's a whip there's a way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

You're making me want MG LOTR and The Hobbit.

And a cute girl doing the big Smaug boast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or8G_jDcLNo

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>>13772287
That too. And also in the ears, I think, though not too deep in that case.

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>>13772297
Ear penetration is the best. I wish we had more mindflayer stories.

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>>13771966
there's that one fake kumiho story where it's just a kitsune jokester

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>>13772296

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>>13772313
>Lilim as the ultimate evil
Blasphemy.

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>>13772271
True but slimes just aren't my thing. I want something I can touch and feel.

>>13772280
>not wanting a slimegirl enema

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>>13772313
>That Hobgoblin
I want to take her home.

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>>13772352
It's ok, evil girls are always the sexiest and the best

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Was it posted?

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>>13772412
>No evil overlord will decide you're her true love and have her troops capture you
> She will never try to win your love with fine gifts and forced cuddles and ex.

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>>13772419
When will the translated version come out?

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>>13772419
Translated version

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>>13772425
But heart is a heart of Justice! I could never love someone so dastardly!

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>>13772425
It didn't work for S-desu or Princess Aura though.

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>>13772429
What I can gather from this is that the Poultry and Land Animal are like a 50/50 split from the Cockatrice?

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>>13772433
What if she told you she would give up all her evil schemes just so she could be with you?
She's not giving up the castle or the servants though, she paid good money for those.

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>>13772280
Would you mind providing a link?

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>>13772439
It doesn't work if the guy is a faggot

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>>13772433
>>13772439
Ha! I'd gladly fall for her and be her second in command!

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>>13772447
Do we have an example of a single instance where the guy isn't a faggot?
>>13772448
Other than this one.

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>>13772441
Land Animal is also big as fuck

>>13772445
If she stops being evil there's no point

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>>13770751
>Hirse was not impressed, giving an exasperated sigh and shaking her head at your announcement.
>"I should've figured you'd say something like that," she groaned, emerald eyes rolling "shouldn't surprise me anymore."
>She's right, it shouldn't.
>"So, while you're having fun with these...things..I'll free the prisoners and grab the blasting powder." Hirse continued, walking away and giving a wave of dismissal "Come back whenever you're interested in fighting the good fight."
>You gave a grunt of acknowledgement as you hefted the tiny, trim P'Orc over your shoulder, already looking for a bit of privacy.
>The redhead sighed and shrugged, giving up on getting any response from you. She walked a few more feet before coming to an uncertain stop, looking over her shoulder at you as you walked away.
>"Hey Anon...." she called, the bile and bitterness gone "Thanks the help."
>You spun on your heel, an unabashed look of surprise on your face.
>Hirse? Thanking you? Truely the age of darkness has descended upon the land. Next thing you know Sauron will be walking the lands and overthrowing the mortal kings!
>She did not take kindly to this, Hirse's expression screwing up in irritation again.
>"Screw off!" she angrily growled at you, stomping off in a huff.
>Ah, normality was restored to the world!
>Now, what should you do with the captain? Ishmaz wasn't even fighting anymore, simply shaking atop your shoulder with eyes glazed from lust and necter dripping on your shoulder.
>"Actually Ranger," the soothing voice of Celes whispered, your ghostly compatriot reappearing next to you from where she'd been tricking the P'Orc. "I think I have something else in mind, if you would indulge me."
>Oh? A suggestion from Celes? You had to see this.
>"Then follow me Anon,"she giggled, a mischievous smile on he face "I think you'll love what I've got planned."
> - - - - - - -

Slept in, going to try and knock this out before work.

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>>13772445
How will she keep up her extravagant lifestyle without those schemes? I mean that's like telling a Dragon not to raid.

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>>13772455
First new episode of EMG, now this? Kyaa~!

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>>13772425
Hnnng.

I'd like to imagine some evil, albeit lonely Dracolich that has some bishie prince as an object for her affections.

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>>13772455
Celes, you're finally acknowledging your Elven nature?

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>>13772429
He should've added one of his Hawkmen from 12 beast.

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>>13772429
I was about to make a comment about how 'land animal' leaves a bit to be desired compared to that of even Poultry but god damn, whoever placed that text needs to be slapped around a bit.

That said.
>Ostritch or Emu
Terror bird or bust.

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>>13772473
But they're from another world.
>>13772466
>Look, beloved. I have prepared a bed for you. Mortals like beds, yes?

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>>13772456
Simple, turn her scheming mind from conquest to business. Do you know how much micromanaging an evil overlord has to do? She's halfway there already.
She just has to make a public statement that the hero has "purified" her and then start taking construction contracts.

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>>13772481
Oh yes. There will be blood.

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>>13772474
TERROR BIRD HARPIES holy shit how have i not thought of that before

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>>13772429
>Not MGE or MGQ
>But EMG to introduce proper Land Harpies first

Bless his heart, I don't care much about chickens so bigger stronger harpies made for land were the last type missing in the Harpy Family.

...I mean MGQ did technically kind of have one but she's normal human size and more of a mix of reptile and bird than a pure breed harpy.

A great MG in her own right though.

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>>13772485
I hope the blood you're talking about is the blood she'll shed once she gives you her long kept virginity.

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>>13772494
No, I'm talking about the blood that will be shed when she uses a straw and DRINKS. YOUR. MILKSHAKE.

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>>13772445
Maybe. I would have to watch over her in secret for a little bit to see if she really did, but if she were nice and kind after then sure.

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Who cares about EMG? New Overlord, man. I want my succubutt love.

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>>13772491
We did talk about Cassoways, Terasaurs and Moa once.

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>>13772491
You were blinded by tyrannosaurs and prehistoric raptors.

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>>13772503
I've got both, and Jitsu wa episode 2 that I still need to get through today.

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>>13772425
>>13772433
Well...

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>>13772509
If she stopped torturing people, I would gladly let her kidnap and ravish me.

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>>13772429
Why do I suddenly feel aroused by harpy legs?

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>>13772503
word

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>>13772514
>If she stopped torturing people
?

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>>13772491
Haast Eagle Harpy when?

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>>13772515
'Cause they're finger-licking good.

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>>13772521
I stopped reading it a long time ago. Doesn't she kill a lot of people or torture them or whatever?

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>>13772522
Beefcake harpy YES

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>>13772530
She tortures prisioners of war and such, it's not like she kills citizens from the empire.

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>>13772535
Well that's still wrong. I'll pout and sleep on the couch if she tortures anyone.

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>>13772536
Good luck then. Not even the MC gary stu was able to change her opinion.

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>>13772536
>blueovarying your waifu
Dass morally reprehensible, anon. You shouldn't use your love as a commodity to reward or punish her with.

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>>13772536
And what if she tortures you're dick with sex?
Checkmate dweeb.

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>>13772541
That's because he's a little bitch that broke her heart.

>>13772545
I can't love a jerk. If she tries to be a better person, then I'll give her all my love.

>>13772546
I'll tell her that I don't like that so she stops.

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>>13772550
Anon give up. Evil waifus just aren't for you.

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>>13772555
evil can be cured

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>>13772559
Shut up. Evil a best. Go be a good person somewhere else.

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>>13772521
>>13772530
>>13772535
Tortures, kills, fights.

An Ogre's love for combat, a Paladin's inexperienced purity / discipline, the Dhampir's finesse with a blade, a Yuki-Onna's ability to wield ice multiplied several times, and a Dragon's power / nobility.

All wrapped up with the love of a Demon Lord for both her soul mate and the people under her command.

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>>13772550
>Esdeath
>Stopping because someone told her to
I don't even read that manga and I know that's a fruitless endeavor. Her sadism runs deep anon, just give up.

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>>13772455
>It seems that the elven wraith's plan required that you, her, and the P'Orc captain go somewhere secretive, in this case an old, ruined hut on a hill, where the needy, sopping monster was tied to a chair so tightly that escape was an impossibility.
>This displeased you as the chair and rope would've made getting in the little captain difficult.
>Celes making her clothes vanish more than made up for it though, the elegant, silken robes turning to mist and giving you another look at her lovely, lithe body.
>It had been quite a while since the ghostly elf was bare before you, her palmable, b-cup breasts on full display and her waspish hips curving pleasantly, although she hid her entrance behind a hand for some measure of modesty.
>Her tummy was trim without an ounce of fat, damn elven genetics, but unlike your watching prisoner, there wasn't really any muscle there, keeping it nice and smooth.
>Her behind was quite nice too, a tight rear one could bounce a coin off of, making you wonder why you hadn't made more use of her.
>"Now Anon," She smiled, hips rolling from side to side "isn't it a poor show for you to leave a lady like this? We can't have our little PEEPER over there just taking in my body can we?"
>The captain moaned in rebuttal, her gaze heated from anger and overwhelming, unending lust.
>Looks like the shoes on the other foot now.
>With a few simple movements you were bare and ready, your member gazed at hungrily by the elf and p'orc with equal intensity. Although she probably didn't want to admit it, Celes and the girls of Mordor probably shared more in common than they thought.
>"Now, let me go to work Ranger, I want this little SWINE to watch for once."
>It started with a lick, the pale elf kneeling down sticking out her tongue and tasting the side of your shaft like one would a popsicle.

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>>13772567
>purity
>nobility

Denying that you're a monster doesn't make you the opposite.

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>>13772567
Don't forget the stonking oppai and the ever so slight hint of ara ara.

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>>13772589
Oh baby.

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>>13772600
RIP Best Girl

It's a shame her pragmatism could only carry her so far in a world of zombies, giant monsters and super science.

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>>13772446
This is the story being talked about.

http://pastebin.com/geKSmsg9

If you do read it and you feel like it, give some thoughts or criticism.

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>>13772583
Esdeath never raped Tatsumi.

Despite having a rather substantial amount of times she could have and a few times she really, really, really should have raped him just to have his kid.

>>13772591
She's as pure as the driven snow anon.

The fact she inspires all those around her to fight harder and carries herself properly amongst people attribute to her nobleness.

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>>13772589
Celes should be lewd more often. It suits her better.

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>>13772589
Hell hath no fury like wrath of a woman scorned.

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>>13772589
>Despite being little more than vapor and aether, the elf's tongue still left wet trails along you, her head nodding slightly with every lap, as she licked the underside, the top, and the tip.
>And she wasn't quiet either, the spirit moan and slurping loudly so that your prisoner could do little more than watch with eyes wide and mouth open, so caught of guard that the poor captain didn't know how to react.
>Well, other than to futilely struggle at the bindings in an attempt to, if not escape, 'deal' with the passion burning within her.
>This hadn't passed unnoticed, gone unnoticed by Celes, whose plump lips turned up in a smug smile. The elf shifted so that she was before you now, the red tip of your rod brushing against her lips briefly before she pressed forward, taking all of you in one movement as deep as she you.
>Being undead, Celes had no need to breathe nor any gag reflex, meaning that she could keep taking deeper than any other monster girl time and time again, all while her azure eyes glimmered up at you.
>Despite the pale appearance, her insides were warm, her spirit making up for the beating heart she lacked.
>Her head pulled back and free you came, slick with spit or ectoplasm, you weren't sure which, but either way it warmed you up just enough so that the air gave you a cool kiss when freed.
>She'd bob forward again soon after, swallowing you whole with another exaggerated moan, the hand that kept her modest moving to 'ease' her mind as she pleasured you.
>So it went, her ivory hair dancing with every movement and her moans ringing clearly as the captured P'Orc could only watch and whine, her body burning with need.
>You gave Celes little warning before you fired but the twitching of your member must have been enough, the elven spirit swallowing you to the base as your hot seed was fired down her throat, your essence making her moan with a fire that made her previous ones seem innocent by comparison.

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>>13772663
Hate to cockblock again but I've got to go to work.
I'll do more from my phone there, just wanted to give a little snipped before I left.

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>>13772663
Was this role reversal the surprise you alluded to previously?

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>>13772671
Yes, and it's not done yet.

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>>13772674
They say if the Manwraith is raped, he just keeps getting hard again...

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>>13772663
This is a far better way to take out her frustrations than the usual incessant complaining and pouting, even if the later is cute.

>Celes had no need to breathe nor any gag reflex
I always forget this detail about undead monster girls despite how great it is.

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>>13772429
So instead of whining I decided to try and clean that up because it burned my eyes in my tired as balls stupor. It's essentially word for word what was already there. I probably fucked something else up along the way though.

https://i.imgur.com/ddj9Y69.png

With that, I'm going to bed.

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>>13772766
Perfect. Nice one, man.

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>>13772766
Makes me wonder just how much EMG will end up exploring all these different creatures and cultures. My money is on "very little".

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>>13772766
That looks way better.

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>>13772766
That Raptor does things to my heart and dick.

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>>13772685
>I always forget this detail about undead monster girls despite how great it is.
Truly, a great part of undead love.

>>13772766
Nice job. Looks a lot better.

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>>13772777
That's one thing I think EMG does right, trying to explain who these monstergirls would adapt to modem society. Makes me wish more stories did that.

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>>13772784
But she's proud and difficult to please!
>>13772789
I've always said EMG had a better setting than MGE, but nobody ever listened to me.

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>>13772766
Raptor looks lovely, but Land Animal and Poultry made me hnng for some reason.

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>>13772792
That just makes me want her and to please her more.

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>>13772801
You like a challenge, huh?

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>>13772792
I like MGE's girls and magic more, but I like EMG's setting better. This is probably why people invented MGC in the first place.

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>>13772808
You can say that.
I also want to soar the skies while being carried by my Eagle Harpy waifu.

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>>13772814
Would you recreate that bit from Bernard and Bianca Down Under?

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>>13772792
>But she's proud and difficult to please!
That's the best type of waifu, the one you have to win her heart.

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>>13772766
You've done good, anon.

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>>13772819
I can't remember what that was.
Also, I hear some eagles mate in the air, so there may be some adrenalin pumping mile high action going on.

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>>13772789
Eh. More like drops little tidbits and mostly glosses over stuff.

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>>13772821
And suddenly I'm imagining myself arguing with my lamia/lizard waifu over my eggs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN_6J1ee-B0

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>>13772832
>forgetting classic Disney movies
So that's what it's like to be dead inside?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl6P5Cu6sRQ

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>>13772833
Better then most monstergirl settings to be honest.

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>>13772840
I will never get over how badass McLeash had to be to keep that thing as a pet.

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>>13772846
Because most monster girl settings are porn focused, hardy a surprise everyday life is not their main concern.

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>>13772842
Feels like my memorie's going to shit and you're giving me shit over something I have no control over.

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>>13772352
>Sauron
>Ultimate Evil
kek

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>>13772859
It's fine, dear. I'll remember it for you.

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>>13772863
So what would Morgoth be? The worst monster of all, man?

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>>13772864
Thanks Bae

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>>13772864
I sure hope she isn't clumsy. I don't want to experience a human version of a blue screen or full reboot just because she had a slight twitch or fumble.

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>>13772429
>Papi
Cute as always.
>Chicken Harpy
Also strangely cute.
>Land Animal
Oh my yes.
>Raptor
Oh dear fuck yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772873
Oh what's the worst that could happen? Now get your ass to Mars, governor.

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>>13772792
Maybe it's just that nobody responded, because you're saying something they already know.

I've been fiddling around with a longer story for months that deals with monstergirls in a "realistic" manner, but planning is a hell of a thing. MGE designs are 95% of the time a great base to start from, but everything else does nothing to help, in terms of making a story.
Oh, so what does this monstergirl do? She loves dicks. Okay, how about the next one? She'll use magic to get a dick. Right. And that one? She emits pheremones that makes dicks get hard.

It gets stale after a while. Though to KC's credit, newer monstergirls at least seem to have some more thought put into them.
But I'd rather you tell me interesting things. Like a harpy's bone density and strength. Organ placement in lamias and centaurs. Can succubi influence dreams? To what extent can slimegirls alter their own consistency?
What new laws would need to be passed to accomodate monstergirls as a whole, while ensuring the safety of both them and regular humans? Would there be restictions placed on monstergirls? Certain things certain types aren't allowed to do? Rights groups campaigning for or against them? How would different countries and cultures would react to them?

And depending on how you introduce monstergirls to a realistic setting, as identical as possible or similar to our own, you'll get different reactions. Have they always been a part of society? Were they discovered and kept secret until recently? Are they suddenly introduced through a portal? If so, how many? Where, and when?

There's a lot of stuff here KC will never talk about, because he's making a setting for sex and porn. Crabman is still producing a harem series, which is reprehensible to some, but in regards to a lot of the stuff I've asked above, if he doesn't cover it, he'll at least alude to it.

Damn, I can ramble. Have some cows.

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>>13772864
I know I'm supposed to hate the mind-rape...

...but christ, this is one of the hottest monsters I've seen in a while.

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>>13772883
>nobody responded
No, I mean that they disagreed with me and told me to fuck off to /a&.

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>>13772890
Maybe you should.

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>>13772867
Exactly. And then Sauron is second string.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772893
But it sucks there.
>>13772897
Sauron would be a Werewolf, because he at least once was one. And then got beaten up by a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

Did we ever get updates to the Wurmceptionist and others?

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>>13772890
Oh. Must be those one or two who get salty when EMG is discussed. Remember that guy from a few threads back? He was adamant about not talking about it, because of his bitterness over what happened in /a/.

>>13772893
Or he shouldn't. He's not being hostile, after all.

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>>13772902
>But it sucks there.
Sorry couldn't resist that one. I really don't mind if you want to discuss it here.
It just doesn't interest me much.

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>>13772908
Goddamn that was hilariously bad.

I can't believe we have such genuine autism as people who get that fixated over website (or thread even) loyalty like that. It's as bad as the fucks over at MGU. (Does that place even still exist?)

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>>13772893
If everyone in this thread from /a/ must fuck off then half of the people in this thread dissappear.

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>>13772908
>that guy from a few threads back?
The guy who said that because we can't talk about MGE there, "they" can't talk about EMG here, and therefore WE can't either?
Yes. I do remember him.
>>13772909
And it doesn't interest me what interests you! Bwaka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772916
He's probably the same guy who sperges out constantly over Bromont and Captain because "muh betrayal!"

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772921
>half
Try 95%.

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>>13772883
Personally I think some of these of tee problems could be explained away by using MGC a a setting. Rather then having to go through the nightmare of changing human cities and law to suit mgs, it would be much easier to build cities to contain them. Then you could just make everything fit monstergirls and use it as a sort of test to see how they would adapt to human society. You would have thing like having no fly zones of harpies and other flyers could get around easily, public transportation and road built for monstergirls, doctors, law enforcement, leaders, and such who have the knowledge needed to help them, thing like that.

I have no idea how their bodies would work, so I mostly ignore that.

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>>13772916
I don't THINK it does. I seem to recall something called MGR (but probably not that MGR) being a thing in the wake of the MGU silliness, but I haven't heard much of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772934
I need to grope that crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772934
MGR is somewhat MGU 1.7 in terms of awfulness.
Sadly most of MGU came here and keep shitposting to this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13772934
MGR is the result of what happens when MGU alienated a guy who could speak a bit of Japanese, and questioned some of the BS on their site. So they kicked him, and he started his own. Then they pissed off KC, so now the MGE Translations get hosted on MGR instead.

Then MGU was like, "We don't need MGE! We can make our own MG Setting! With blackjack! A-And hookers!" Please for the love of god no one post their godawful creations...not again...

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>>13772930
That's pretty interesting. Kind of like a case study city.
Monstergirls appear in our world, which is totally foreign to them, so you make sure you have them all gathered together. Then you build a place with access and facilities made for them, screen regular humans going to live or work there for skills and safety reasons, and see how it all goes.

Then, after things have all settled and the two peoples know how to act around each other, you start with a proper integration into general society.

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>>13772927
Huh?

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>>13772950
Oh, fuck! I know what you're talking about now. That Alice knockoff, and that weird snail-girl, right?

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>>13772958
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

We do not speak of it!

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>>13772792
>EMG has a better setting
I disagree, but you're entitled to your opinion. EMG does do some stuff right though. Overall I prefer KC or my own setting.

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>>13772964
I'd prefer MGE girls in the EMG setting without the "you can't fuck them because reasons" shit which is just an excuse for typical harem manga cockblocking.

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>>13772766
I want to make sweet tender love to that Raptor.

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Will there ever be a Chrono Trigger/Cross style of story with monstergirls and time/dimension traveling that isn't cheesy?

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>>13772991
No. There will only ever be The Wurm Who Burrowed Through Time.

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Kemonomimi a best.

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>>13772991
Not until you write it.

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>>13772996
Dammit, I just want to read a story about a Wurm at a millennial fair drinking soda instead of continuing the plot.

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>>13773000
You think so?

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>>13772883
God I want to fuck a cow girl.

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So wurms can travel through time and space by utilising their wurmholes.

But when do we get to see a proper Time Dragon girl?

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>>13773008
Absolutely. Cute as fuck, and just the right amount of beastliness.

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>>13773016
Never; they're all Wurmfood now.

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>>13773016
Travel to the end of time, where they rest and set up a base of sorts.

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Are there stories of previously-human girls who were turned into monster girls and learning to deal with their new forms?

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>>13773024
>previously-human
Yes.
>girls
No.

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I love big fluffy paws!
And big meaty claws!

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So. Love, huh?

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>>13773032
>Episode 2 is out
Awww shit, son. Time for Hara Yumi.

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>>13773050
My Lich overlord can't be this moe.

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>>13773032
Albedo is girl of the season. Those facial expressions are amazing.

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>>13773031
When faced with big fluffy paws or big meaty claws, what do you do first?
Hold hands?
Interlock fingers with them?
Kiss them?
Suck the digits?
Massage them?
Get them to jerk you off?
Or get them to stroke your head?

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>>13772429
So, should we expect centaur species next episode, then slimes, then mermaids, then spiders?

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>>13773065
Best girl with a great VA.
Truly is best girl of the season, surpassing Ms. Smith and her VA.

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>>13773032
Hell is this?

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>>13773082
Overlord's new waifu material.

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>>13773069
Hold hands.
I'm a slut.

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>>13773090
What's Overlord about?

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>>13773095
Generic
>I got sucked into a game and can't get out!
Plot of anime, only he's alone and by the looks of it not a good guy.

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>>13772059
Looks like she's in heat.

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>>13773095
It's about a skeleton doing spooky shit.

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>>13773069
Grab one paw with both hands, then rub her paw pads with my thumbs in firm, circular motions.

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>>13773024
I can only think of one and it only touches on it tangentially before it just becomes straight up porn.

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>>13773069
Just hold hands for a while. Probably play with them a bit. Can put them to an actual use later on.

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You're in class when the delinquent Lamia who's sitting in the back, carving into her desk with a switchblade, gives you the 'Snake Eyes'.

What do?

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>>13773122
Snake Eyes?

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>>13773122
How would I know she even did it? I'm facing the front, LEARNING!

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>>13772493
"Real" mythological basilisks are supposed to be a mix of reptile and rooster though.

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>>13773122
Give her the Laaaa-zy Eye.

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>>13773131
HAH! Gayyyyyy!

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>>13772455
>"Thanks the help."
I would assume a "for" should be in there somewhere.

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>>13773122
I-I'm going to be bullied aren't I?

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>>13773104
Don't forget

>Except he's not some plucky adventurer who needs to beat the game to escape
>He's the game's final boss with all the power to match
>And his own castle
>And his own minions
>And a succubutt waifu

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>>13773122
Giver her a smile and a wink.