Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:15:31 2015 No.13785693 [Reply] [Original]

Guess what? Succubutt.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:16:44 2015 No.13785697 >>13785693 OP, you're making it pretty hard for me to hate succubutts right now. God I want to cuddle that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:17:18 2015 No.13785702 File: 29 KB, 300x640, クソ☆スレ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:17:20 2015 No.13785703 File: 380 KB, 500x707, 1435566553722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785693 First to praise the sun

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:18:02 2015 No.13785707 >>13785693 I want to bury my face in her heart

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:18:17 2015 No.13785710 File: 76 KB, 301x301, laima.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SNAKE WOMEN

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:18:39 2015 No.13785713 File: 218 KB, 800x800, r248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that your waifu loves you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:18:44 2015 No.13785714 >>13785702 What does Lucky Star have to do with anything?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:18:48 2015 No.13785716 >>13785693 We're supposed to hate these? We're supposed to hate succubutts? Because that's FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:18:49 2015 No.13785715 >>13785707 But which one? There's at least three heart-shaped trinkets on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:19:20 2015 No.13785718 >>13785688 Who do you think put her in that sticky situation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:19:21 2015 No.13785719 >>13785713 She gonna get picked up and cuddled.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:19:35 2015 No.13785721

>>13785678
>"Today wasn't a safe day, you know." She grins, "What if you got me pregnant?"
>"Why do you sound so pleased?"
>"Who knows."
>You begin to go soft, and she unhooks her leg, slides your cock out of her thoroughly creampied pussy, and slides her panties back over her lips, keeping your load inside.
>She tucks your flaccid cock back into your pants affectionately, and does the zipper up
>You reluctantly pull your hands away from her ass.
>"Aww, what's that look for? Did you enjoy a stranger raping you so much?"
>You blush at her chiding words, and go to turn your head away, when she catches your chin, and pulls you into a deep kiss as the train doors open
>"I enjoyed it too." She slips a business card into your front pocket, "Here's my number. Give it a call if you ever want me to rape you again <3"
>The stranger leaves and the carriage empties, leaving you alone until the next stop. You take the card out and look at the number. With a grin, you slip it into your wallet.

Damn. I wanna fuck a dullahan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:19:49 2015 No.13785722 >>13785710 Uh-huh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:20:00 2015 No.13785723 >>13785703 My brother!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:20:52 2015 No.13785730 >>13785721 Pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:21:01 2015 No.13785731 >>13785721 You're doing the works of saints anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:21:24 2015 No.13785732 >>13785721 I agree. They should be loved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:21:54 2015 No.13785735 File: 258 KB, 516x516, ZEv7SIt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785710 Ya.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:23:48 2015 No.13785745 File: 1.19 MB, 1131x1330, 51365284_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:23:56 2015 No.13785746 >>13785715 All of them I want to motorboat each of those hearts on her top and work my tongue inside the little cut on her crotch All the while her legs are locked behind my neck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:24:17 2015 No.13785747 >>13785730 http://pastebin.com/mU1TBZUq Here y'are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:25:20 2015 No.13785753 >>13785745 I can't get into ryouna stuff. >>13785747 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:25:23 2015 No.13785754 >>13785747 So, somehow, I actually figured it was you. How the fuck. Thanks, either way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:30:08 2015 No.13785781 >>13785754 >>13785753 No probs. Glad you enjoyed it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:30:21 2015 No.13785782 I asked last thread, but it died before I could get a response, Should I try to write something up for the brush gods who aren't Amaterasu? I feel like we're missing out on some prime material. I can't promise it'd be good but hey, I can try.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:31:47 2015 No.13785788 >>13785753 Ryouna is a good girl who loves you and just wants you to call her a dirty whore and spank her till she's red.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:31:58 2015 No.13785789 I want a Kraken Onee-san who'll help me beat Ecco the Dolphin, and reassure me the ocean isn't as scary as the game makes it out to be. Later she decides to read me some Lovecraft as a bedtime story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:33:33 2015 No.13785797 >>13785782 Just do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:36:11 2015 No.13785808 >>13785782 Listen to Shia Labeouf >>13785797

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:41:00 2015 No.13785820 >>13785782 Do it, can't wait to see what you do with the mechanical owl bosses. Captcha, stop making me pick soda as drinks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:41:41 2015 No.13785823 >>13785797 JUST

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:42:17 2015 No.13785825

>>13785797
>>13785808
Okay then.

Yomigami is the first of Amaterasu's handmaidens, the Brush Goddesses, and the most loyal. As a mortal, she was a Ryu who admired Amaterasu and her mystical Celestial Brush. In an attempt to draw the attention of her idol, she trained for years to master the Rejuvenation technique. Now the Head Priestess of Amaterasu's temple, she leads the faithful in prayer like a mother would lead her children. She was rather surprised to learn how free-spirited Amaterasu is however, and wishes that her mistress would be more "Ladylike" from time to time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:47:54 2015 No.13785851 >>13785825 >who admired Amaterasu and her mystical Celestial Brush More like her mystical Celestial Bush, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:48:52 2015 No.13785854 >>13785789 I want a lizardgirl onee-san to hug me tight and tell me she'll protect me from anything after I complete the intro sequence of Ecco the Dolphin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:49:36 2015 No.13785857 >>13785789 >some Lovecraft Will it be Shadow Over Innsmouth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:51:11 2015 No.13785862 >>13785854 I want a dolphingirl to wrap her prehensile rape clitoris around my arm!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:52:53 2015 No.13785869 >>13785862 >prehensile rape clitoris >around my arm You want to fist poor Dolphin-chan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:54:11 2015 No.13785872 File: 1.08 MB, 1788x2300, 1423065629725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >My blade is a tool of justice, not to be used in anger, not to be used for vengeance... >But this is not my sword! Uh-oh, a wild chuuni appears!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:55:13 2015 No.13785879 >>13785869 >dolphin >poor Don't believe their lies anon, their the Ushi-Onis of the sea. And they hunt in packs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:56:03 2015 No.13785881 >>13785872 If she's the kind who quotes MGR, then she's my kinda chuuni.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:56:51 2015 No.13785882 >>13785872 I out chunni her >"I am the shadows! I am a whisper in the night! I am the doubt in the souls of men! I am your death!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:56:57 2015 No.13785883 >>13785872 [X] Become the Darku Flamu Mastah, beat her in a fight, make her wear a maid uniform and clean my house.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:57:05 2015 No.13785884
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>>13785879
I could post that gif where a dolphin proceeds to pleasure himself with a fish.
But I'll just post a dolphin who met his match instead.
>>13785881
Then would you tell her you played college ball?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:57:29 2015 No.13785886
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>>13785789
>Kraken Onee-san takes you into her boat
>She takes you far far out into the middle of the ocean
>No life around you at all, absolute stillness and blue
>Darkness lies deep below you
>"Alrighty Anon, come swim with me!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:58:07 2015 No.13785887 >>13785882 >>13785883 Now here's men of ability and favorable disposition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:58:28 2015 No.13785889 File: 545 KB, 600x675, 14537423523432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that a Will O' The Wisp is forever!

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:58:42 2015 No.13785892

>>13785825
I've got some steam going, next fw goddesses on this one.

Tachigami was once a mere Mousegirl, wandering Zipangu searching for warriors to clash swords with. One day she found Amaterasu, and challenged her to a fight. Their clash lasted seven days, and by the end of it Tachigami was thoroughly and utterly defeated. Impressed and inspired by Amaterasu's strength, Tachigami vowed to create a weapon beautiful enough to amaze the white wolf. She spent nearly a decade travelling the world for the finest materials she could find, refining them into a single sword that glowed like the moon, and sung through the air when swung and could cut through steel as if it were wet paper. It is said that her blade tapped into the power of Amaterasu herself, and granted Tachigami the power of the Power Slash brush technique. Now one of Amaterasu's handmaidens, Tachigami trains those who wish to learn the art of swordplay, though to prevent her students from dying on day one she never trains them with her own sword.

Sakigami, Hasugami, and Tsutagami form the trio of goddesses known as the Hanagami Trio. They were once Kakuen Bandits, who would steal into villages at night and pilfer whatever valuables they could find, as well as robbing adolescent villagers of their virginities while they slept. One night they failed to watch where they were going, and fell into a deep pit. There they would have died were it not for Amaterasu, who saved their lives. Using the powers of Greensprout, Amaterasu conjured vines to pull them out of the pit, and then healed the earth beneath their feet. The three were so impressed, they swore to repent for their evil ways right there, and begged Amaterasu for a task to complete for penance. Amaterasu made them the caretakers of the forest they had gotten lost in, and said that when they truly understood the forest, they would be forgiven for their crimes.
cont.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:58:50 2015 No.13785894 >>13785872 Why is this fluffy wild pup saying such silly things. She needs to go back to being my new pillow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:59:51 2015 No.13785897 File: 433 KB, 794x577, Holy shit what the fuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785886 >All that vast nothingness

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:00:26 2015 No.13785901 been almost a month and still only halfway through coffee story fuuuuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:00:39 2015 No.13785902 >>13785872 I think everybody has missed the point. If that sword is not hers, then whose is it, and does she have permission to use it? >>13785897 That's the sea, anon. Go take a dip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:01:00 2015 No.13785904 >>13785872 >quoting men >quoting girly boys at that That's it, I'm locking her in her room and she won't come back out until she gets Pure Platinums on every level of Bayonetta 1 and 2. And she's not allowed to skip cutscenes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:01:07 2015 No.13785906 File: 569 KB, 1100x1200, 1402595351701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785886 There's no telling what terrors lie in those murky depths!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:01:41 2015 No.13785909 >>13785886 This is why I can never be with an aquatic monster girls. There's a reason humans have a natural phobia of the ocean, we are not meant to go there.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:02:36 2015 No.13785914
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>>13785901
Coffee story?
>>13785904
>girly boys
Raiden was only an angsty bishie in the old days. Now he's Robutt Samurai Cyborg Ninja Jack the Ripper.
>>13785909
Then explain my fondness for swimming and especially diving.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:03:31 2015 No.13785919 >>13785909 That's what they want you to think. For all we know, there's treasure and mermaids down there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:03:40 2015 No.13785920 >>13785906 >no telling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFzdIaBnckg

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:03:48 2015 No.13785922

>>13785872
The only way to beat the chuuni is to out chuuni her
Unfortunately, I must dwell into the deepest chambers of my self-concious and release the beast who once controlled this body. But if it means to have her bow to her superior then so be-Fuck, I'm remembering things now. No. Go back. I regret my decision!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:05:04 2015 No.13785926 >>13785886 Is there an Anglerfish Monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:05:21 2015 No.13785929 >>13785922 Embrace who you truly are, anon. We can rule together!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:05:29 2015 No.13785930 >>13785919 I don't care what's down there, I'm either staying on land or going upwards, not downwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:06:30 2015 No.13785932 >>13785926 There's one in MGQ, but it's shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:06:34 2015 No.13785933 >>13785926 In MGQ. It's what you think it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:06:50 2015 No.13785935 File: 322 KB, 1024x768, Planetes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785930 >going upwards Anon, I... that's even worse.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:07:02 2015 No.13785938

>>13785872
>"Behold, for my body IS justice!"
>proceed to pull up the sleeves on your shirt to reveal bandages with sharpee runes on them
>"It calls for me to test you!"

and then cue twenty minutes of chuunis chasing each other on a playground with attack names and oral sound effects

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:08:14 2015 No.13785940 >>13785933 A girl in a suit that looks like an anglerfish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:08:27 2015 No.13785943 >>13785930 >He thinks space, the great unknown, is safer then the deep LaughingCheshires.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:08:28 2015 No.13785942 >>13785938 What was the name of that brothel in Monster Girl City where all the Girls there were Chuuni? 'The Demon Lord's Castle' or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:08:55 2015 No.13785948 >>13785938 With the MGK kids acting as either minions or typical fighting shounen reaction-shot fodder and commentators?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:09:24 2015 No.13785955 >>13785940 Yes, plus the part where are males are absorbed into her body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:09:28 2015 No.13785956 >>13785929 No. Let me forget. I don't want to remember! And here I thought I was good with kids

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:10:14 2015 No.13785958 >>13785943 There's no sharks in space.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:10:42 2015 No.13785959 >>13785942 I can't recall. >>13785948 The MGK kids are watching on and cheering and afterwards ask if they can be JUSTICE too

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:10:56 2015 No.13785960 File: 266 KB, 1000x1000, 1435649912471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785956 If you're not with me, you're against me. Stupidity is only cured in the grave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:12:13 2015 No.13785965 File: 118 KB, 1182x675, 1402038466110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785958 S̶t̶r̶e̶e̶t̶ Space Sharks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:12:16 2015 No.13785966 File: 363 KB, 901x1246, 1436930974587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785788 Ryouna go back to /skg/, you're not fooling anyone

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:13:16 2015 No.13785968

>>13785960
Fool! You think you can defeat me? You're nothing but a lowly ignoramus who thinks challenging a superior won't count as suicide but an honourable death
I will make sure you learn what being beaten feels like. Painfull-Fuck, I can't do this for too long. Short bursts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:13:37 2015 No.13785969 >>13785958 You're more likely to die by a coconut or a car crash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:14:16 2015 No.13785970 >>13785958 >There's no sharkes in space LaughingCheshiresinvitingovertheirManticorefriends.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:14:46 2015 No.13785973 >>13785968 Short bursts, as befits and old coot like you! Give it up old man, you can't keep up!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:15:12 2015 No.13785976 >>13785966 Never! She's an angel Anon! She just wants you fierce, hard love!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:16:26 2015 No.13785981 >>13785965 What's the striped one supposed to be? I see a hammerhead, a blue, and a great white shark. I'm just overthinking it, aren't i?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:17:57 2015 No.13785986 >>13785935 >>13785943 Space is cool, the oceans are not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:18:16 2015 No.13785988 >>13785981 probably a tiger shark or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:18:43 2015 No.13785989 >>13785973 You truly wish to die? You will have no pity, for a fool like you deserves no mercy May you die as you lived: A speck That's it for me. My head's hurting and I'm remembering things which deserved to be forgotten

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:19:49 2015 No.13785992 File: 24 KB, 512x512, 1426499666614.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785989 Running away, are you? Looks like I'm going to have to use THAT...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:21:05 2015 No.13785998 >>13785968 >>13785989 Search deep within yourself, anon! Reach into your spirit and discard your mortal limits! Believe in yourself whose soul strikes harder than mjolnir itself! This is going to be like an episode of nichibros, isnt it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:21:06 2015 No.13785999 >>13785992 She's fast!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:22:26 2015 No.13786002 >>13785999 Tsk... nothing personnel, pops. You just couldn't share my vision... of the new world! >To be continued...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:22:39 2015 No.13786003 >>13785992 Oh please; amuse me. You're boasting is beginning to bore me >>13785998 Morality keeps me sane. Probably.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:22:55 2015 No.13786007

>>13785892
>cont
The sisters waited in the forest for years, watching, learning, and adapting to the ways of the forest until eventually they were able to master the techniques of Greensprout and became Brush Goddesses. Much more serene than their old selves, they tend to the gardens of Amaterasu's temple as well as the forest they were reborn in. They're still quite lustful however, be careful around them.

I'm kinda burnt out right now, I'll make more later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:24:28 2015 No.13786011 >>13785992 >"Five minutes. That's all I need to make you cum."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:26:56 2015 No.13786014 File: 190 KB, 600x600, 1433303504416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785965 >tfw No Battletoads-esque game with Sharkgirls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:27:16 2015 No.13786015 >>13785999 Wait! It's not her speed! She must be using the chaos emer- >My name is shadow

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:27:54 2015 No.13786016 >>13786015 You ruined it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:28:21 2015 No.13786017 >>13786015 We gotta Get Those Emeralds

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:28:40 2015 No.13786019 >>13786016 Good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:29:08 2015 No.13786022 >>13786017 No. No please don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:29:26 2015 No.13786024 >>13786014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwWh0M3b-20 Battlesharks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:31:08 2015 No.13786031 >>13786022 What's wrong, Anonymous? Can't you be all that you wa- be all you wa- be- fuck. How'd it go again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:32:21 2015 No.13786035 Can someone repost Wendigo fanart for a friend pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:33:38 2015 No.13786037 >>13786035 >you have friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:34:07 2015 No.13786040 >>13786024 Been a long time since I've heard Duane and Brando. Huh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:35:03 2015 No.13786043 >>13786035 >Friends All of it? Because most is by Sketch-kun and Loen did one Good god I have to organize this folder

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:35:19 2015 No.13786045 >No ruski space cat to say >"Let me just get out of dis cosmonaut uniform, and I will make love to you like Siberian tiger."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:35:59 2015 No.13786049 >>13786014 Speaking of Battletoads... That boss theme in Shovel Knight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:37:14 2015 No.13786053 >>13786049 What does this have to do with Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:37:44 2015 No.13786054 >>13786045 >Wanting to fuck commie scum

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:38:15 2015 No.13786057 >>13786053 Uhm...Uhh... I just wonder what mole-girls would be like, you know?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:38:22 2015 No.13786060 >>13785884 I'd tell her that we've both heard enough speeches about higher causes by now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:39:42 2015 No.13786066 >>13786057 Checks out, carry on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:40:23 2015 No.13786068 >>13786054 >Not fucking a commie so hard she starts singing The Star Spangled Banner halfway through

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:40:30 2015 No.13786069 >>13785884 M-Miss you can't hold the Dolphins!

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:41:40 2015 No.13786072

>>13786054
Fat capitalist has problem? Tell me about it, though I am surprise chubby fingers can reach greasy keyboard. Not like glorious communist patriot whose fingers glide like graceful swan, unburdened by fatty capitalist foods, thriving only on nationalism. Is problem small dick? Da, I understand you problem. Is hard to stack up to mighty communist missile. Dick so small, procreate is like sciccoring, eh? blblblblb

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:42:30 2015 No.13786075 File: 21 KB, 300x225, hey-look-adolfin1-300x225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785884

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:44:05 2015 No.13786079 >>13786068 But I'm Canadian anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:44:23 2015 No.13786080 Good night Anons. Stay cool and don't burn down the thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:46:15 2015 No.13786086 >>13786079 And a ching chong nip nong to you too young lady.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:47:12 2015 No.13786089 >>13786086 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:48:12 2015 No.13786093 I want to tell a cheshire cat to stay back, I have allergies!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:48:29 2015 No.13786095 >>13786089 Canada is basically a Chinese province. He's just trying to make you feel more at home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:50:30 2015 No.13786100 >>13786095 God damn fuck the Chinese, world would be better without them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:51:11 2015 No.13786102 I want to sneak up on a CC Succubus, run my hand slowly up her thick thighs into her short business skirt, rest my head gently on her shoulder, lightly nibbling on her ear, and whisper sensually into her ear "Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:52:45 2015 No.13786107 File: 41 KB, 426x1000, 1425090195699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13786102 This is a good way to get her to perform an 'employee evaluation' on you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:54:20 2015 No.13786112 >>13786102 >>13786107 What's so appealing about business attire? Seems pretty lame to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:55:02 2015 No.13786115 >>13786107 >Working for monster girls >Ever Who would be that fucking stupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:55:24 2015 No.13786118 >>13786107 I honestly don't understand the attraction to breasts that look like they're going to tear off under their own weight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:55:31 2015 No.13786119 >>13786100 Get off /jp/, mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:57:11 2015 No.13786124 >>13786115 It's easy money, and you can get a raise if you know how to put your skills to use.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:59:33 2015 No.13786133 >>13786112 Business attire is hot as fuck. Good question though, I don't really know why it's so hot. Maybe it's the black stockings. Or the tight skirt. Or the snazzy blaiser and unbuttoned shirt with deep deep cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:00:22 2015 No.13786137 >>13786107 I-I'm not interested in an employee evaluation though, I'd just like to banepost...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:02:07 2015 No.13786141 >>13786133 It's because formal clothes usually hug the body tightly, giving you a preview of the whole figure while also still being formal clothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:04:35 2015 No.13786151 Would a matangos gills be sensitive?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:06:52 2015 No.13786168 >>13786151 Careful, you rub them too much and she's going to ahegao and the spores will go everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:09:09 2015 No.13786172 >>13786043 Yes pls. Those.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:11:36 2015 No.13786182 File: 594 KB, 2623x1769, 1435762120962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13786172 Because I'm nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:13:03 2015 No.13786187 >>13786182 "It feels like... Someone... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!"

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:13:03 2015 No.13786188
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>>13786182
I would just give you Sketch's imgur, but I seem to have lost it
And by lost it I mean I don't feel like going through my history because I forgot to favourite it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:13:57 2015 No.13786189 >>13786182 Cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:14:41 2015 No.13786191 >Wendigo and her husband move to the suburbs >Have a daughter >Ask you to babysit her once >She's infatuated with you now >Loli Wendigo following you everywhere you go

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:14:51 2015 No.13786192 Every monster can be improved with tits larger than her head

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:15:01 2015 No.13786193 File: 251 KB, 1000x1000, Chibi Wendigo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13786172 Here's Loen's, should you not already have it.

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Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:16:40 2015 No.13786199

>>13786191
I tell her I'm only into Ara Ara girls, Christmas Cakes, and essentially girls that are older than me. I don't do younger girls.

Sorry, but she will never ever have my love. Never ever. I mean, we can be friends but that's as far as she'll ever get.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:17:01 2015 No.13786201 File: 270 KB, 1234x1472, 1435334249097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13786188 I think that should be it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:20:01 2015 No.13786210 >>13786182 >>13786188 >>13786193 >>13786196 Thank you very much. Do you guys happen to have any for Werebat for myself? Not just looking for SFW...she is very top MG.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:20:44 2015 No.13786212 >>13786210 Wrebat. Ooh, that's a tough one. She doesn't exactly have a lot Or any for that matter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:20:49 2015 No.13786213 >>13786168 Just the way I like it.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:21:06 2015 No.13786214

>>13786182
>Little Wendigo follows an adventurer
>Tries to be sneaky, but she's too small & clumsy
>Poking out from rocks
>Tripping over her cloak
>Leaving all sorts of tracks
>Adventurer can see her a mile away, but doesn't let on
>Conveniently looks away if she trips
>Leaves out snacks for her whenever he goes into his tent for the night
>One night, just grabs her from in his tent
>Isn't mean about it, just gives her the cuddles she wants
>Wendigo is too embarrassed & hides her red face in her cloak
>'B-but I was supposed to catch you, b-baka'

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:21:13 2015 No.13786217 File: 153 KB, 457x760, Loli Werebat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13786210 Just one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:37:03 2015 No.13786280 How do you make a monster girl cry?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:39:01 2015 No.13786289 I want to relentlessly bully Hathor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:39:09 2015 No.13786290 >>13786280 Werebat is easy mode. Put her in sunlight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:39:13 2015 No.13786292 >>13786280 Tell her you want a son

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:41:01 2015 No.13786301 >>13786280 Throw a dog girl's stuff while saying "Fetch, girl!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:41:17 2015 No.13786302 Bugs are the best. I want to cuddle all the bugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:41:58 2015 No.13786305 File: 172 KB, 715x1000, 1429363171692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13786280 I like my women flatter I felt sick writing that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:42:23 2015 No.13786309 >>13786280 Why would you do that?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:42:33 2015 No.13786310

>>13786280
Take a Wurm's precious thing and put it somewhere high up.
Tell her that if she could fly, she could get it back. But she can't, since she's not a real dragon.
Then we all crowd around her and laugh about how she is in fact not a real dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:42:36 2015 No.13786311 >>13786280 Tell her the pregnancy test was negative again

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:44:04 2015 No.13786318 File: 3.59 MB, 900x5430, 1435627205444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you feel about a kuu-yan meido? what about a yandere amazon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:44:54 2015 No.13786324 File: 1.05 MB, 1898x7309, Mini-Anubis is Love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Screencap Complete. Mini-Anubis > Fairies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:45:31 2015 No.13786327 >>13786289 Why would you bully the second best goddess?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:45:35 2015 No.13786328 >>13786310 And then she just bulldozes whatever you put her precious thing on top of After that, she turns on you, putting your pelvis through the floorboards while repeating 'Who's a real dragon now?' like a psycho yandere

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:46:10 2015 No.13786331 File: 121 KB, 1000x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How are you anon, I believe you wanted to talk about getting a raise?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:47:29 2015 No.13786336 >>13786331 Who are you and what did you do with Kyle?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:48:11 2015 No.13786341 >>13786331 Y-Yes ma'am. I don't mind working longer hours, or anything, but I really need a raise to help keep up with the rent! Please ma'am, I'd do anything!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:48:11 2015 No.13786342 >>13786328 >Who's a real dragon now? Neither of you are real dragons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:51:38 2015 No.13786364 >>13786280 Ask her how much she weighs or how old she is!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:52:35 2015 No.13786369 >>13786331 Yeah, my landlord just cranked up my rent and no-one else is hiring right now. I need the extra cash boss, I'm willing to work overtime. Please, my only other option is going to work at a cuddle club and I don't want to do that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:54:44 2015 No.13786379 >>13786280 Tell her she's incapable of love, her desire to rape and marry men on sight is an instinct ingrained in her by the CG and the DL and she can't go against it because she's a dumb animal lower than a human

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:57:02 2015 No.13786395 >>13786280 Tell a tanuki she ain't worth the change in my pocket!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:57:47 2015 No.13786398 >>13786331 You're god damn right I did, do you know how hard it is being the only male surrounded by Elves?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:58:54 2015 No.13786403 How do you feel about a kuu-yan meido? How about a yandere amazon Roll here: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm Have fun~

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:59:03 2015 No.13786405
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>>13786341
Well, you've certainly put in the effort here, so a raise wouldn't be out of the question. The only real work that you could do to earn it, though, is as my personal assistant. You'll be on-call for anything I need, and I won't lie, it can put a strain on you. The last guy couldn't keep it up and had to be let go. But if you think you can handle it, I'll give you a trial period.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:00:38 2015 No.13786412 >>13786403 Third time gonna be the charm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:00:53 2015 No.13786416 >>13786403 What are you rolling numbers for?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:00:53 2015 No.13786417 >>13786403 >https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm You served me well when rolling for my Death Watch character.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:02:48 2015 No.13786429
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How do you feel about a kuu-yan meido?
How about a yandere amazon?
Roll here: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Have fun~
They say the third time's the charmsorry

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:16:09 2015 No.13786513

>>13786429
I'm gonna regret this
>Same Age
>Deep Tan
>Blue Eyes
>Blonde
>D cup
>8 on the ass roll
>Wealthy politician's daughter
>Airhead
>Olympic level Athlete
>Interested in cooking and likely knows how to hide date rape drugs in everything she cooks.
>Very tall
>Average weight
>Muscular
>Self-Aware
>Secret arsenal of firearms and weapons
>Starts talking slowly and deliberately
Okay, I'm scared now. But maybe she'll be a docile type of monstergirl and I'll be able to ha-
>Cupid
Farewell my virginity.
Help me.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:16:31 2015 No.13786516

>>13786429
Sure why not.

>Will-o-the-Wisp
Oh dis gun be gud.

>Older than me
>Tanned skin
>Black eyes
>Red hair
>Shorter than me
>Average D-Cup breasts and average ass from a bit of chub
>Was an Orphan
>Seems shy
>Olympic-level Athletic
>Interest in weapons and the occult
>Has an armory of firearms and nigh every killing implement on Earth
>Mastered her ghostly powers to the point that her soul is immortal and invincible, and she can bend reality to her whims
>Is involved in a major crime ring
>Not that crazy at least?
>Until she starts frantically whispering and muttering to herself...

So...how boned am I?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:17:19 2015 No.13786521
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>"Honey, I realize you spent alot of money on these new headphones, and want me to see what they are like, but I don't think this is going to work...":

What kind of everyday items would MGs have problems with?

Clawtip stylus for large claw hands to use tablets and phones?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:17:37 2015 No.13786524 >>13786336 Anon what are you talking about?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:20:01 2015 No.13786541

>>13786516
>Yandere Will-o-the Wisp.
You're pretty boned anon. If she thinks someone else might take you she might just kill you and bind your soul to her so she can rape you for eternity. Since you're both ghosts, that would mean that she'd still be going after the heat death of the universe.

Hey it could be worse. She could be aware of the fourth wall like the one I rolled is.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:20:33 2015 No.13786546

>>13786429
>Doppelganger
Things are looking good so far.
>She's younger then me
>Deeply tanned, with yellow eyes and black hair
>She's flat and has a below average ass
>She's an orphan
>She's a doormat and a super genius
>She's into martial arts and survivalism
>Very short and average weight
>Has stupid anime hair
>Has MPD
>Uses a sword
>Tells are biting her thumb and ripping her clothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:22:13 2015 No.13786558 >>13786521 Harpies using anything, especially stoves

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:23:13 2015 No.13786568

>>13786429
>Cupid
This will be good.
>Younger
>Tanned
>Blue eyes
>Red hair
>Average bust
>Unimpressive ass
>Poor w/ large family
>Shy and untalkative
>Very intelligent
>Into science
>Couple heads taller
>Average weight
>Long legs
>Multiple personalities
>Scalpels as weapon
>Tells: Pulling on her clothing, runs crying into a corner asking for me
I fear for my life if she ever goes into her murder personality, I can't outrun that. At least she has legs, shame about the Tio ass.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:23:49 2015 No.13786572

>>13786429
>Wererabbit
>10 years older, very pale, blue eyes, blue hair, F or G cups, average ass, much shorter than me, with an average weight
>Daughter of a politician, who is seen as a doormat with average int and athletics
>Interested in the Occult, minor knowledge of magic: Time traveler
>Involved in a major crime ring
>Uses vials of acid and a kitchen knife while taking photos of everything
Oh no. Well, her chest is way, way too big, but most of the other stuff sounds cool. Especially that time traveling bit. An older wererabbit traveling through time to always be with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:25:40 2015 No.13786583 >You will never adventure through a monster girl infested Zone in search of artifacts and riches.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:26:14 2015 No.13786587

>>13786429
>Ryu
>Older
>Tanned
>Blue eyes
>Blonde hair fading to white
>E-cup
>Smaller than average butt
>Foreigner
>Tsundere
>Olympic athlete /fit/
>Gun nut with a small armory
>Head taller
>Average weight
>Soft skin
>She has her weather powers & dragon features, as well as... She's immortal
>Self-hating
>Subrolls: Shit-ton of guns; Slow, deliberate talk & hysterical laughter

That's a very sad yandere. Like, just based off the physical features, I'd hit that. the personality sounds fun, but the self-hating is kind of sad. And since she's immortal, she can't end it
>Ryu takes a comment the wrong way
>'Oh. So that's how things are. I understand.'
>slithers off to her shop
>Hear a gunshot go off
>Rush to the room
>She's on the floor, crying while laughing like a maniac
>There's a revolver in her hand
>'Why can't I make the pain stop, darling?'

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:27:44 2015 No.13786597

>>13786429
Rolled like 5 non monster girls, then Deruella, then several nothing would work for so I'm just gonna go Holstaur.
>Younger by 5 years making her 14
>Deeply tanned
>Brown or Black eyes
>Black hair
>Small be sensitive breasts, I'm going with small by Holstaur standards
>Not much ass
>She's rich
Keep getting low numbers for some reason, though I guess it fits with how young she is.
>Innocent, doesn't know much about the world
>Isn't smart or strong but is hiding her strength and speed
>Loves guns and tactics
>A little shorter than me
>Skinny
>Crazy hair style
Here's where shit always goes bad.
>Self-aware ai
>Signature weapon is some magic bullshit
>Tell is she starts fondling a weapon
Not bad but not good either. Could have been, and usually is, much worse but still not very waifuable.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:34:28 2015 No.13786641
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>>13786429
>5 years older
>tanned
>dark eyes
>black hair
>b cup
>10/10 ass
>foreigner
>super horny
>hiding her extreme intellect
>reads about weapons/tactics
>much taller
>a bit chubby
>roll adds 2 to her ass for a 12/10
>dark sclera/unusual pupils
>super clingy
>wields a scalpel
>constant whispering
Help
>Kraken
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:38:10 2015 No.13786661
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>>13786429
After rolling too many non-mamono pages, I said fuck it and went with my waifu instead.

>Apophis
>Same Age
>She's an Apophis, so skin, eyes, and hair don't apply
>D-Cup
>Level 2 Ass
>She's a foreigner. Yes! Accents! Foreign Languages! All of that shit.
>She is shy, but really smart
>She reads books. Mainly books on sports.
>5 in height, but does that really matter when she's a lamia?
>Slightly chubby. Does she sport nerd braids?
>Has freckles. How the fuck is this so lucky?
>8 on Yandere
Willing to Inception herself to prove that she's just dreaming that I love her.
>Uses needles
>Her way of showing how crazy she is is by coming on to me hard

I will love her til the day she dies.
Or rather, tries to die, in which case, I save her, and we love each other til the day we both die.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:39:57 2015 No.13786667

>>13786429
Alright let's do this!
>Same age
>Tanned
>Blue eyes
>Brown hair
>F or G cup boobs
> Level 8 Ass
> Orphan back story
>She's shy
>Got a 4, She's hiding her speed for a critical moment
>She's really into computers, and because of back story is also into survivalism
> About a head shorter than me
>about average weight
>My Yandere has freckled
>I got a 15 meaning she thinks she has some kind of supernatural connection to me.
>her weapon is a long sword/Katana
>Got 2 for the tell table, she will get really irresponsibly angry, and Will Narrate everything she's thinking about at a given time.

So how dead am I /jp/ ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:40:27 2015 No.13786672 Why the fuck did you faggots turn this thread into pure greentext all of a sudden? Jesus, why.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:41:27 2015 No.13786676 >>13786672 are you a werebat anon

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:44:27 2015 No.13786686

>>13786641
That is a horrifyingly appropriate Kraken
>Pins you down with her tentacles
>Cuts you out of your clothes with a knife
>Whispers in your ear as she teases the blade along your skin
>Ara ara, anon
>Can you feel the fear setting your skin on fire?
>Making you aware of my every touch?
>My skin on yours?
>The blade walking the edge between pleasure and pain as it ignites your nerves?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:47:26 2015 No.13786698 >>13786676 My Little Anon Can't Be This Weak To Sunlight Writing!

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:51:50 2015 No.13786716

>>13786429
>Manticore
Well, this can only be good.
>Same age, tanned, blue eyes, black hair, average bust, average ass, head shorter, skinny
>Disabled, Mute
>Normal seeming
>Slut for my dick
>Olympic level athlete
>Crazy about TV, owns a famous news blog site
>Crazy about looking at me
>Uses a blunt object, grabs my arm and won't let go as a tell
Help.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:53:27 2015 No.13786725
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You know what would be cute? If instead of a man fawning over the hair of a kejourou, a keourou was fawning over a guy with long hair.
Just as girls like to have their hair played with (brushed, braided, etc.) , there are long-haired guys who like to have their hair played with, too.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:57:45 2015 No.13786758

>>13786429

Werewolf
Age: Same
Skin: Very pale
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Black
Breasts: E-cup
Ass: Aw shit.
Background: Loner(2x interests)
Personality: Proper
Intelligence and Athletics: Average
Interests: Books(TV), occult(1x magical)
Height: Much taller
Weight: Average
Phyiscal Feature: Freckles
Magical Feature: Time-traveler
Insanity: Religious(1x weapon, 1x tell)
Weapon: Naginata
Tells: Frantic whispering

A time traveling werewolf who thinks I'm a god, huh? I don't see any way this could go wrong!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:12:49 2015 No.13786812 >>13785693 >Succubutt My favorite kind of butt.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:16:35 2015 No.13786823

>>13786429
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Slime
>age 1
>skin 10
>eyes 1
>hair 6
>breast 7
>ass 4
>background 1
>personality 8
>intelligence n strength 8 2
>interest 7 6
>height 6
>distinct features 13
>magic features 11
>sanity 18
>weapon 4
>tell 16 9 20

Well.. I don't even like yanderes anyway

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:17:40 2015 No.13786831

>>13786429
>Hell hound.
Hoo boy
>Older
>Dark/Black Skin
>Purple eyes
>Blond Hair
>Small but sensitive breasts
>Ass is a 10/10
>Deceivingly normal
>Shy, quiet
>Intelligent
>Occult interests
>My height
>Chubby
>Soft skin with a perfect face
>Psychic mindreader
>Believes in a supernatural connection from a past life
>Uses Vials of Acid
>Spouts random numbers and Bites her thumb so hard it bleeds for her Tell.

So... I get an older crazy Hellhound that is convinced, and likely correct that we have a connection from my past life. She's intelligent, and unassuming and can read minds. Well, she has a 10/10 ass, so I'm happy. Maybe we can invest in some holst milk for her flat chest, and fuck so often she loses some weight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:24:30 2015 No.13786855 What does a crazy person do when you fuck with their tells/ Like if you brought some kinda cool claw ring that covers her thumb so that when she bites she doesn't actually hurt herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:34:52 2015 No.13786881 >>13786855 You die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:36:07 2015 No.13786888 >>13786855 I lost brain cells trying to decipher what you were asking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:38:35 2015 No.13786896 >>13786888 Was it worded that poorly? Like, if a girl's tell is biting her thumb till it bleeds, and you buy her something to protect her thumb, what would she do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:42:44 2015 No.13786910 >>13786896 Actually, a common solution for nail biters (men or women) is to apply nail polish. It taste foul. This is essentially negative reinforcement. More than likely, the behavior receded when there is no longer any satisfaction in the act.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:44:29 2015 No.13786916 >>13786910 I had that used on me for a while. I just ignored the taste, or licked it off, and washed my mouth out and went back to biting.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:47:18 2015 No.13786935
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>>13786429
>Wendigo
>22 years old
>Deeply tanned skin
>Black eyes
>Black hair
>E-cup
>Average ass
>Orphan
>Dark and sad personality
>Very athletic
>Interested survival in magic 'may be a supernatural creature hiding from you' is appropriate.
>Much shorter and chubby, 2 or 3 heads shorter than 6 feet, hooray for shortstacks.
>Disabled, going to go with mute, because that's cute for a Wendigo.
>Psychic, the power of Wendigo magic I guess.
>Self-aware and wants the computer screen gone, oh good lord h

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:48:31 2015 No.13786939 >>13786916 Short of a gun, nothing can really stop anyone who is truly determined. I know a couple of people who have had success. But to answer the question, the block would either eventually fix the problem or it would transfer to something else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:49:47 2015 No.13786943 >>13786935 So long anon, we hardly knew ye. You lucky bastard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:53:21 2015 No.13786952 >>13786939 Thumb biting isn't the worst it could be. I wonder if stopping her would even be worth it. She might move onto cutting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:59:00 2015 No.13786970 >>13786952 I doubt it. This is more than likely a mouth fixation, like thumb sucking. This isn't really the place to discuss this, but if this hypothetical person is real, I'd bring it up to a physician if it gets to the point of bleeding regularly.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:02:30 2015 No.13786985

>>13786970
>but if this hypothetical person is real, I'd bring it up to a physician if it gets to the point of bleeding regularly.
No, this is all based on that yandere chart. The mouth fixation is interesting though. Imagine a possessive Ghoul yandere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:05:29 2015 No.13786999 I want to row a boat into sea and be a rapebait bishie, waiting for a Kraken to abduct a "poor weak little sailor like me!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:08:17 2015 No.13787009 Bah, I don't get the yandere thing. I'd rather someone be loving and caring, rather than obsessive and crazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:09:25 2015 No.13787010 >>13786999 You're more likely to attract Nereids rowing around in a little dingy. Need a sailing ship at least to get the krakken's attention, she lives so far down she has to hear it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:13:41 2015 No.13787019 >>13787010 Well I'm too far out at sea to go back. I'd just tell the Nereids to buzz off, I need big tough dominant girls. Actually, I'd probably ask them nicely if they could get a nice Kraken to come up here and rape me already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:17:50 2015 No.13787031 >>13787019 Well, they would, but they're just distracting you so the ones below the boat can finish drilling the holes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:19:51 2015 No.13787035 >>13787031 How rude! Why are they doing such a cruel thing? I'd tell them to stop that at once or else!

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:24:01 2015 No.13787040

>>13787035
Well, the boat is sinking now. Are you going to let the fishy women save you or not? You don't really have a choice.
This is why you think things through. Haven't seen someone so underprepared since that one anon that went into the jungle wearing flipflops and no supplies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:24:10 2015 No.13787041 >>13786999 >Poor weak sailor As a Sailor you are an affront to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:38:42 2015 No.13787090 Would a Kraken be wooed by a rugged Sailor risking his life out at sea during a heavy storm to save a kitten?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:43:53 2015 No.13787103 >>13787009 But a yandere is all four of those!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:44:04 2015 No.13787105 >>13787090 What the hell is a Kitten doing out at sea, any sailor knows cats are bad luck. Cats and women are not to be allowed on ships. They cause bad luck. Also maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:46:51 2015 No.13787119 >>13787105 >cats are bad luck Polydactyls were actually considered good luck and very good at keeping their balance on a ship.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:51:17 2015 No.13787130 >>13787119 And catching ship-stowing rats and other rodents.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:52:07 2015 No.13787131

>>13787119
Huh, I was always taught different.

Then again they were all superstitious as shit. I knew one guy who had to knock on a door frame three times before entering and leaving a room, he also had to get on and off the boat twice before he actually left.

I miss being a fisherman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:52:33 2015 No.13787135 >>13787130 How do rats even get on a ship?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:53:23 2015 No.13787137 >>13787130 Which made them very good things to have on a ship. >>13787135 They sneak on through various means when you're at port.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:54:13 2015 No.13787140 >>13787135 They smell rotting food and hang out at the docks because of the fish factories so when ships get in they sneak into their holds and eat rotten fish that's left over.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:54:14 2015 No.13787141

>>13787131
>Then again they were all superstitious as shit. I knew one guy who had to knock on a door frame three times before entering and leaving a room, he also had to get on and off the boat twice before he actually left.
That's just OCD

>>13787137
What are these various means? Can't any gangplank be risen? do they scurry up the ropes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:55:42 2015 No.13787144 >>13787141 Ropes mostly, you need to tie the ship off at a dock pillar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:56:49 2015 No.13787150 >>13787144 I'm a little surprised they didn't just hire homeless kids to smack rats off the ropes all night.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:02:53 2015 No.13787169

>>13787150
They wouldn't trust anyone near their ships.

And its not really a big deal anymore either I used to catch rats when I was little whenever my father went to work on the boats.

I remember he came home one days with a giant rat that he caught. I named it Templeton, had that thing for 3 years before it died.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:16:08 2015 No.13787204

>>13786429
> Monstergirl: Apophis
> Age: Younger
> Phenotype: Deep Tanned, Brown/Black Eyes, Brown/Black Hair
> Body Type: D Cup, Big Butt
> Origin: Foreigner
> Personality: Airheaded
> Intellect/Athletics: Track Team
> Interest: Programmer (Installed Backdoor on my own computers)
> Height: Several Heads Taller than me
> Weight: Skinny
Distinctive Traits: Related by Blood
Magical Traits: Vampire
Insanity: Destined
Weapon: Supernatural/Magic
Tell: Fondling Weapon, Rip Hair

Luckily I do not leave the house too often to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:17:02 2015 No.13787206 File: 328 KB, 800x1000, 6803b055b5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So the story this Anubutt is from is pretty good. Kind of a shame she falls into the whole 'lego' trope, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:21:26 2015 No.13787220 So what kind of monster girls do you think would live in your town? Probably nothing but a few harpies and maybe a kikimora or two for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:23:11 2015 No.13787226 >>13787220 Bit of everything. Oregon is pretty diverse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:23:46 2015 No.13787231 >>13787220 Fukkin, trashy low brow second rate lesser succubi everywhere. And bicorns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:25:46 2015 No.13787234 >>13787220 Maybe, centaurs, I guess...If the whole bluegrass thing is to be believed.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:26:32 2015 No.13787236

>>13787226
The problem with my town is that I live in Miami, but not any of the interesting parts. The beach, the trendy shopping district, and the hipster art district are all 20 minute drives away in different directions. The place where I live is basically just a normal boring small town.

Although the town one over is a bird sanctuary (you can literally see wild peacocks in the trees and perched on houses), so I imagine they'd get all sorts of harpies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:27:15 2015 No.13787239 >>13787231 Detroit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:28:38 2015 No.13787242 >>13787239 Mount Druitt, aus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:31:35 2015 No.13787250 >>13787220 Wendigo, Yeti, Werewolves, Wood Elves and various Undead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:32:02 2015 No.13787251 >>13787242 >Shit towns that nobody in their right mind would ever visit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:34:27 2015 No.13787257 >>13787251 It's in the slow process of being gentrified, so I can't complain I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:35:39 2015 No.13787259 >>13787220 Farmy types I'd think, though it's just some small farms along the road to town. Maybe some more nature oriented ones, a few were-cats, a bunch of quaill harpies, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:37:51 2015 No.13787262 >>13787226 Is there such a thing as hipster monsters? I'm imagining a bunch of succubi in coats with big glasses at cafes, and ushis downing packs of PBR.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:40:15 2015 No.13787266

>>13787220
Well considering I live in an archipelago...I actually wonder how that would play out.

Like imagine if every island had their own civilization of monster girls that often fought and allied with each other for no reason just to do a 360 or be selfish about men.

That in itself is already a problem...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:41:04 2015 No.13787270 >>13787262 >you walk down the street and you see a Gandharva with fake glasses and an ironic t-shirt playing a The 1975 cover on her guitar outside of Starbucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:41:18 2015 No.13787272 >>13787262 Elves and Dwarves are very hipsters in MG setting if you ask me.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:42:21 2015 No.13787275

>>13786429
>Age: Same age (roll: 7)
>Skin: Very dark/black (roll: 2)
>Eyes: Brown or black (roll: 3)
>Hair: Blonde (roll: 8)
>Breasts: Small (roll: 2)
>Ass: Average (roll: 4)
>Background: Daughter of a politician (roll: 3)
>Personality: Active/energetic (roll: 6)
>Int/Athletics: Average (roll: 4)
>I/A roll: Hiding str/speed (roll: 8)
>Interests: The Occult (roll: 17)
>Interests roll: Minor knowledge (roll: 9)
>Height: Extremely tall (roll: 10, shoutouts to femdom tho)
>Weight: Skinny (roll: 3)
>Weight roll: No difference (roll: 7)
>Distinctive Physical Features: Hidden breasts (roll: 14)
>DPF roll: Average breasts (roll: 2+3=5)
>Magical Features: Shapeshifter (roll: 7)
>Insanity: Obsessed with data (roll: 12)
>Weapon: Magic/supernatural stuff (roll: 20)
>Tells: Messes with clothing (roll: 7)

mite b cool

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:45:18 2015 No.13787281 >>13787270 That got a chuckle

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:48:42 2015 No.13787290 >tfw another shit day and it's time to go to bed without anyone to snuggle

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:49:07 2015 No.13787291

>>13787266
As for the question itself, monsters themselves?

Fuck if I know...considering the unique non-tropical setting we're working with, anything, really.

Ranging from ancient civilizations that no one knows of, probably Harpies, Mermaids, other Marine types and Undeads, to old settlements of people who moved here, probably Living Dolls and crazy cursed MGs, a bit of Werebats, Reptile people including Dragon types, and last but not least, Witches and Clergy types.

I might be missing something out, but totally not Wendigos and Yetis since it barely snows here.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:50:24 2015 No.13787292

>>13786429
I think I just rolled literal gold.
>Succubus
>Same Age
>Tanned Skin
>Black Hair
>D Cup
>Average ass
>Childhood friend
>Active and energetic personality
>Very athletic, but not Olympic level
>Interested in martial arts and has a black belt
>Very tall
>Skinny, but retains large breasts and average ass
>Hidden breasts, she secretly has G cups
>She's psychic and has clairvoyance, she can read minds at close range
>She has triplet sisters that are willing to share you amongst themselves I wish I making this up, but I did not re-roll at all
>First one is a extreme masochist, second one is self-aware, the third one is an extreme sadist
>The first one has giant scissors and bites her thumb until it bleeds
>The second one has a magic/supernatural power that she fondles with
>The third one has crucifixion nails, she shows her insanity with her dead empty eyes, fiddles with the nearest sharp object, and grabs your face and stares deeply into your eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:53:15 2015 No.13787298 >>13787291 >no Yetis The horror.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:53:36 2015 No.13787299 >>13787292 I'd worry about that last one, but the fearboners would be great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:00:30 2015 No.13787313 >>13787292 RIP

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:01:29 2015 No.13787315 >>13787292 >>Hidden breasts, she secretly has G cups >Get her naked >The things burst out, surprising you >Best missionary leglocked, hand holding cuddlefucking ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:01:48 2015 No.13787317 I just want to go underground with a Wurm and never return to the surface.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:09:34 2015 No.13787333

>>13786429
>Gyoubu Danuki
>Same age
>Very pale
>Brown eyes
>White hair
>D-cup
>Average ass
>Daughter of a politician
>Shy personality
>Very athletic, but not an olympian
>Interested in the occult with minor knowledge of magic (So since I rolled a 6-10 on the second time on the occult bit, does that mean I get to roll twice on the magic features bit?)
>two or three heads taller than me
>Hides her breasts
>Apparently a ghost
>Wields a naginata
>Her tell is talking very slowly and deliberately
>Her twin sister (who is also yandere) uses canisters of acid and starts laughing hysterically

How fucked am I, everyone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:13:50 2015 No.13787338 >>13787317 But there's no sunlight underground. Or anything other than minerals. Do you really need more minerals, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:16:21 2015 No.13787344 >You wake up and walk out of your room >You see that your monster GF is on your computer "Anon, what's Steam?" >wat do

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:17:48 2015 No.13787347 >>13787344 Explain to her what it is, duh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:17:51 2015 No.13787348 >>13787344 VIDEOGAMES

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:17:57 2015 No.13787349 >>13787344 Spread the glorious word of Gaben.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:24:50 2015 No.13787362 >>13787344 Laugh because I don't use Steam since I'm not a good goy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:27:20 2015 No.13787373 >>13787344 >A day later your GF comes up to you again "Hey Anon, this Team Fortress game sounds fun. But what's with all the hats? Should I start playing?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:28:04 2015 No.13787377 >>13787373 I call her a faggot and to stop having shit tastes in video games.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:29:42 2015 No.13787383 File: 1.27 MB, 1080x1920, 1436831023443.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785710 agreed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:32:34 2015 No.13787396 I'd want my waifu's first experience with video games to be Mario Party just so she'll hate video games and never want to play them. Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:33:37 2015 No.13787397 >>13787396 But what happens if she ends up kicking your ass at Mario Party?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:34:21 2015 No.13787400 >>13787396 I want my waifu's first experience with video games to be Spyro the Dragon so she can see how the world views her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:35:44 2015 No.13787402 >>13785992 >>13785989 >>13785960 >>13785872 holy shit what nerds

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:36:18 2015 No.13787403

>>13787397
I don't care, as long as she experiences hatred, frustration, and overall feels like video games are a negative thing.

>>13787400
Just make sure, once she's attached to Spyro and all his charm and cuteness, to show her the Skylanders redesign of him.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:36:33 2015 No.13787404

>>13786429
Pharaoh
>Age: Same
>Skin: Deep tan
>Eyes: Brown
>Hair: Black
>Breasts: Average
>Ass: Average
>Background: Childhood friend
>Personality: Active and Energetic
>Int/Athletics: Olympic level
>Interests: Science
>Interests roll: Expert on Anatomy and Psychology
>Height: Very tall
>Weight: Average
>Distinctive Features: Mute
>Insanity: Goes berserk without me
>Weapon: Deadly Animals
>Tells: Fiddles with nearest sharp object, Hyperventilating and Empty eyes

I feel like this would end poorly but at least she can't just order people to kill themselves

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:37:19 2015 No.13787409 >>13787403 >Anon's waifu is now trying to convince him to stop playing vidya games forever You must be a Wurm's Husband or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:38:13 2015 No.13787412 >>13787403 >Skylanders I have no idea what this thing you speak of is, Spyro only ever appeared in three games, plus that cameo near the end of Crash Twinsanity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:38:43 2015 No.13787413 >>13787409 But Muh Vidyagams

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:38:47 2015 No.13787414 >>13787409 I'll still play, I just don't want her to like video games too. I want her to have her own hobby that I have no knowledge in, like sewing, cooking, or art.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:39:40 2015 No.13787417 >>13786405 gaaaaaaaaaaaay

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:41:58 2015 No.13787424
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>>13786429
Ghost
Same age
"Tanned"
Red eyes
Brown hair
E-cup
Getting there ass
Rich bitch
Slut
Average intel/atheltics
Survivalist with a small cabin in the woods
Much taller
Chubby
Disabled (blind)
Extremely dedicated, other ladies are killed if they get too close
Giant pair of fucking scissors
Shows insanity through frantic photographing and spouting random numbers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:51:44 2015 No.13787447 File: 126 KB, 780x650, Orc+girl+wanders+into+the+forrest+of+fj_e282c2_5229690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:53:55 2015 No.13787452 >You will never make a dom happy Hellhound submissive by turning your fighting spirit into a tangible form that pets her, and makes her realize fighting you would be fruitless so she just gets on her paws and barks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:55:24 2015 No.13787458 File: 240 KB, 569x595, Spiders 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13787452 NOT TODAY Have a spider

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:00:01 2015 No.13787462 >>13787447 Poor Caska-Orc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:02:16 2015 No.13787466 File: 1009 KB, 874x1200, 1407341902989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13787447 Elves are such fucking scum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:02:25 2015 No.13787467 >>13787452 Can't she just turn her fighting spirit into a tangible form that wan-wans my fighting spirit while I put my hoo-hoo jilly in her cha-cha?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:02:56 2015 No.13787469

>>13787452
>You will never make a sub happy Kikimora dominant by turning your bishounen sparkles into a tangible form of a bed for you to fall vulnerably back on, and makes her realize serving you would be fruitless so she just gets on top of you and commands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:03:25 2015 No.13787471 >>13787466 This is great.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:07:36 2015 No.13787483
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You guys think anymore house spirits will be introduced in MGE?

There's already the kikimora and cat sith

What about domovoi, zashiki-warashi, kobold or lares?

Also in folklore the kikimora would marry the domovoi (pic related)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:08:56 2015 No.13787486 File: 53 KB, 440x667, Kikimora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13787483 What kikimora looks like from folklore

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:11:12 2015 No.13787491 File: 18 KB, 540x203, 1437116790578.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to run a service that tracks down men with cuckolding and NTR fetishes, and have my Mindflayer fix them by making them into good submissive monogomous househusbands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:11:18 2015 No.13787492 >>13787486 My eyes hurt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:12:19 2015 No.13787495 >>13787491 see >>13787492

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:13:11 2015 No.13787500 >>13787338 There's a Wurm to have earth-shaking sex with underground, and that's all I need.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:14:05 2015 No.13787502

>>13786429
Damn it I usually skip these things but just this once.
>Sahuagin
>Younger so probably in the 16-21 area
>Tanned
>Brown eyes
>Blonde Hair
>Average breasts
>Ass is getting there
>Foreigner
>Active and energetic
>Average inteligence and atheltics
>Intested in guns
>Really into magic
>Head shorter
>Average weight
>Related by blood (Maybe she was living overseas to study there?)
>Belives we were connected in a past life
>Uses a chair or log as a weapon
>Gets impossibly angry and hyperventilates

She sounds wonderful.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:20:55 2015 No.13787521

>>13786429

>Slime

>Same age
>Tanned (So her slime is of a darker color or does it not count.)
>Blue eyes
>Blonde hair
>F or G cup.
>Below average ass
>She's poor but comes from a family of 7
>Dark and sad personality
>Average in terms of intellect and athleticism but she's hiding keen intellect through a veneer of idiocy
>She's interested in martial arts and is an expert at it.
>She's much taller than me.
>Average weight.
>She's disabled (between blind, deaf or mute)
>She's obsessed with numbers and data and she's going to measure everything I do
>Her weapon is Piano wire and she fiddles with the nearest sharp object

oh boy

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:23:45 2015 No.13787523

>>13787452
>>13787469
>You will never have your brain melt trying to understand your half kiki half hellhound waifu that likes being dom and sub at the same time, making you realize no mortal man can satisfy such kinkiness and as a consequence your waifu may or may not destroy the fabrics of reality itself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:25:06 2015 No.13787525 >>13787452 >>13787469 I want to see the Sub Hellhound and her husband have a nice dinner with the Dom Kikimora and her house husband

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:27:07 2015 No.13787530 >>13787523 >your half kiki half hellhound waifu That would imply that she has either a kiki or Hellhound father, and we can not allow monster boys to exist because it ruins our headcannon that we have already proven is hypocritical!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:27:41 2015 No.13787531 >>13787530 Maybe she's just a Kiki with Hellhound ancestry?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:29:36 2015 No.13787535 >>13787530 They're fused Monster Rancher style

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:32:26 2015 No.13787538 I want to be married to a Kiki and a Hellhound at the same time!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:37:07 2015 No.13787543 I want to sneak into the Alp dorm!

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:41:57 2015 No.13787551
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Uhoh! It looks like you were killed by your previous Order comrades after you joined your MG waifu! (Alternatively they killed you after she raped you but that's only for Manticores)

Luckily she eventually found your body, your lingering angry spirit hovering over it because you couldn't rest from such a bullshit death. Also the nearby Will-o-Wisp kept fucking with her spirit husband and that drew your attention from the great beyond long enough.

Your MG waifu (or rapist) has agreed to take you to the local Lich to be resurrected but your previous body was unfortunately destroyed by lions which means you'll be getting a new body!

Unfortunately due to where she lives the only body she has on hand is a boy's!

Do you accept this unfortunate (or gracious) substitution for your body or do stay a spirit for a long long long long long long...long time until the Lich eventually gets her hands on a normal man's body?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:43:56 2015 No.13787556 >>13787551 If i get to molest this semen demon i don't care which body i encarnate in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:48:24 2015 No.13787560 >>13787551 Fuck that, I want her to put me in one of the Skeleton's she has lying around. I always wanted to be a skeleton, nothing to worry about but calcium. Yeah, that's the life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:49:46 2015 No.13787564 >>13787551 >just has the soulless bodies of shotas laying around Seems like a shady business.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:50:31 2015 No.13787566

>>13786429
>Apophis

>older than me
>deeply tanned
>black/brown eyes
>black hair
>small sensitive b cups
>average ass
>wealthy politicians daughter
>active and energetic
>is extremely intelligent
>interested in science
>same height as me
>muscular
>magically like a kitsune
>obsessed with numbers and data
>scalpels
>she starts spouting numbers

Is this thing rigged?

I can't be a coincidence that she's interested in science, carries scalpels, is intelligent, loves data and numbers and spouts random numbers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:50:56 2015 No.13787568 >>13787560 >You have now become a Skeleton Monster Girl >Your waifu is agitated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40 Good going anon, you damn Alp Skeleton.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:53:21 2015 No.13787572 >>13787568 Eh, being a fucking cool Skeleton trumps gender barrier needs. I'm sure my waifu will stop being agitated when I use my Skeleton powers to put on a cool leather jacket and ride a bike.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:53:23 2015 No.13787573 >>13787551 Between the muscular shark girl posted last thread and this cutie, I think we can all agree that the world needs more shark monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:55:34 2015 No.13787577 File: 56 KB, 550x550, fc,550x550,white.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13787572

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:57:39 2015 No.13787579 >>13787577 The sight of seeing a Skeleton Alp in cool shades leather clothing, and striking this pose would make any monster waifu strongly consider yuri

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:59:33 2015 No.13787583 File: 17 KB, 210x240, 1437141573968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13787579 I'm pretty sure the sight of that would make any monster waifu want to bone you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:03:33 2015 No.13787591 File: 217 KB, 800x547, 50654070_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13787573 Indeed, the world needs more sexy sharks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:05:46 2015 No.13787598 >>13787591 Speaking of which, does anybody happen to have the muscular shark girl from last thread? I forgot to save it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:17:37 2015 No.13787615 File: 784 KB, 1050x825, 50099876_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:28:15 2015 No.13787629 >>13787615 I want to fluff those tails non-consensually

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:38:03 2015 No.13787657 >>13787615 Imagine a Kitsune with full control over her tails ticking you all over with her fluff

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:46:27 2015 No.13787674 >>13787657 As someone who is rather ticklish, I'm not sure whether that would be heaven or hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:52:29 2015 No.13787679 >>13785872 >"I am lightning. The rain transformed."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:55:07 2015 No.13787683 >Go check on your Gazer >She has 3 computers in her room >Chips >a Liter bottle of Soda >Ask what the deal is. >"EVO" How do you respond

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:57:25 2015 No.13787685 File: 907 KB, 2099x2811, 1436133769452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13786210

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:02:34 2015 No.13787695 >>13786324 Oh man, that screencap organisation is stellar. It's like the opposite of /v/ screencaps. Thanks for doing it. Makes the whole thing more than worth writing out if even one person enjoys it that much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:06:10 2015 No.13787700 >>13787683 Tel her fighting games are for dorks and perma-virgins.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:06:35 2015 No.13787702
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>>13785872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI

Imagine having a fierce warrior MG waifu that settles every argument or issue with combat.

>You want to be on "top" tonight?! To the dueling field!
>You want Zipangu and I want that Deer in the forest over a spit, there can be no dinner compromise here...To the Sand Arena!
>Hire a Yeti to help us navigate the mountain?! I'd never accept help from those...those...CARE BEARS! To the Ice Dome!
>You want to solve our argument "problems" with something like board games instead of combat? Well then...maybe if you can defeat me in the OZZY COLOSSEUM!
>What do you mean you want to skip fighting practice?! Fine, you can skip...if you can defeat me! To the batcave-a-drome!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:09:30 2015 No.13787710 >>13787702 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:09:55 2015 No.13787714 >>13787702 >Your waifu keeps making up fighting arena names as she goes along "Sweetie, I'm pretty sure that Lightningdome isn't a thing..." "Of course it is, Anon! It's like Thunderdome, but even better!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:10:30 2015 No.13787717 >>13787700 Spoken like a true DotA fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:11:11 2015 No.13787720 >>13787717 DotA nerds are worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:14:00 2015 No.13787727 >>13787720 Funnily enough, .less is a DotA fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:19:44 2015 No.13787738 >>13787483 I'm honestly surprised that we got two tsukumogami and no zashiki-warashi.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:31:29 2015 No.13787764

>>13786429
>Kitsune-bi
>Significantly younger
>Very dark skin
>Brown eyes
>Brown hair/fur
>E-cup breasts
>Squeezable ass
>Childhood friend
>Airhead personality
>Average intelligence in wait for a critical moment
>Crazy interested in survivalism; has a secret hut
>A head shorter than me
>Very skinny, but doesn't affect dem hips and tittahs
>Mute
>Strong believer in fate
>Has a thing for naginatas or spears
>Warning signs: Empty, vacant eyes and hair pulling

This is some funky shit I pulled.

Drace Fri Jul 17 11:40:20 2015 No.13787785

Just finishing up the first part of the story, I'll probably post this afternoon when the thread's a bit more active.

IDK if I'll give this story an actual chapter structure or just separate it into bits and pieces, but the part I'm posting today is meeting your housemate and settling in. Whoever guesses what species of monster girl the person you're renting from is wins a prize.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:45:41 2015 No.13787798 >>13787785 Tanuki.

>>	Drace Fri Jul 17 11:51:32 2015 No.13787814 >>13787798 Nope. Hint: The story takes place in a beach town. Go from there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:53:08 2015 No.13787816 >>13787814 Kraken or Ryu. And with that I used up my three guesses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:53:29 2015 No.13787818 >>13787814 Mermaid or Cancer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:53:38 2015 No.13787819 >>13787814 Sharkgirl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:57:47 2015 No.13787830 >>13787814 Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:08:38 2015 No.13787853 >>13787814 Sea Slime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:08:46 2015 No.13787854 >>13786672 What, you colorblind?

Drace Fri Jul 17 12:10:41 2015 No.13787859

>>13787816
Getting closer.
>>13787819
I'd really like to add a shark girl, and still trying to figure out how I could fit one in.
Although given how all the species have actual names and not just snake girl or bird girl or spider girl, I'd like to try to figure out an actual species name for shark girls. Any suggestions? Or am I just being stupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:12:23 2015 No.13787865 >>13787220 Anything Brown except yetis and wendigos. Kikimoras and lots of undead.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:14:14 2015 No.13787869

>>13787764
>Inari
>Same age
>Very light/pale
>Blue eyes
>Black hair
>F or G cup breasts
>Average ass
>Supernatural, spirit or some shit, like a Kitsune-bi
>Doormat personality
>Hides her strength and speed under a facade of idiocy and incompetence
>Is an expert programmer
>Taller than me by 2-3 heads
>Average weight
>Crazy hairstyle
>Is a also a Dragon
>Extremely dedicated

So, she's a Dragon that got possessed by a Kitsune-bi or some shit, and is really tall with big titties and average everything else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:15:24 2015 No.13787870 >>13787491 I want to make you a harem protagonist who is alpha as fuck.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:15:58 2015 No.13787872

>>13787859
Protip. Quit trying to crowdsource everything and do some legwork of your own. The difference between a writefag and an attentionwhore is one spends more time posting about writing than actually writing.

Like in this case, the obvious solution is to steal that one Hawaiian shark god name which would have come up immediately on any sort of "shark myth" search.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:16:01 2015 No.13787873 File: 279 KB, 765x1024, 98a6a49f255448bc646c627866350f7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13787869 Whoops, meant for: >>13786429

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:16:29 2015 No.13787877 >>13787220 Just the common ones. Arachne, harpies, werecats. If I got out far enough, I could find some centaurs, lamias, and holstaurs. Oh yeah, also have hornets up the ass, and I'm starting to see some matangos in the yard in spite of the drought.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:16:37 2015 No.13787879 >>13787859 You could always do something clever with the latin names. Sharks are in the family of Sphyrna, and hammerhead sharks are called Sphyrna Lewini, so maybe you could do something with that. Like a lewin sharkgirl, or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:18:05 2015 No.13787883 >>13787220 All the aquatic monstergirls + all the rich monstergirls + all the girls that love the sun like lamias.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:19:59 2015 No.13787893 >>13787883 Hawaii anon detected.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:22:10 2015 No.13787904 >>13787879 Nobody every uses Sphyrna in normal reference though. If you hear them referred to scientifically, it's almost always as part of the Chondrichthyes which includes the skates and rays and ratfish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:23:05 2015 No.13787909 >>13787893 I live in Europe

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:23:13 2015 No.13787910 >>13787879 I'm always a sucker for clever pun names, so I'm probably gonna take >>13787872's advice and do a mythology based name. Also it turns out there are like 3 or 4 different Hawaiian shark gods. Go figure.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:25:08 2015 No.13787916

>>13786429
>dark elf
OFF TO A ROARING START ARNT WE
I would have preferred a medium Yandere jinko but oh well.
I really should write more of that shouldn't I

4, 9, 4, 2, 6, 9, 2, 1, 4, 1, 2, 1, 7, 9, 4, 9, 1, 10

Same age (YESSS)
VERY LIGHT SKIN? I thought she was a dark elf...
Brown or black eyes
Black hair
D cups, nice.
Baby got back!
Baby got cash.
She's innocent. Go figure for being rich
Seems to be of average intelegence, but she's hiding her true power
MAI waifu is ready and waiting to takeoff innawoods and has an arms cache. Noice.
My waifu is apparently about 6 inches to 2 1/2 feet taller than me. Yikes.
She's got some pudge. I'll get her to run that off.
She's got a pretty funky hairstyle. Would prefer a ponytail but idgaf. Hairstyle is easy to change.
SHE IS A LAMIA. OH MY. Alternatively, she has two forms. In case her height starts to become awkward.
I am her perfect husband, sounds good, but her family wants to kidnap me. I'm gonna have to escape them. Alternatively, she is a self aware ai on my computer, and wants out. Good luck to her with that.
My waifu is extremely dedicated. NICE.
Her cache of weapons just got upgraded to a fucking stockpile. Alternatively, a meat cleaver
And she can't stop staring into my eyes. Alternatively, she runs far away, and I have to find her

Well, I think I got the best I could hope for really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:25:15 2015 No.13787917 >>13787220 Because of it's high crime rate and lack of wildlife, mini harpies, incest girls, manticores, and ghosts.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:26:40 2015 No.13787921

>>13787220
Harpies of varying breeds, a few Sahuagin, nerids, or mermaids that live in the rivers/lakes.
Some arachnes, werecats, werewolves, and probably a grizzly or two.
In addition to a succubutt or two and a few Kikis, it would mostly be common ones.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:29:42 2015 No.13787931

>>13787220
>England suburbs, south of London

Pidgeon harpies, catgirls, and foxgirls. Not like the fancy kitsunes who are all plump and live in shrines, but scrawny foxes with messy hair and tangled tails, who barely have enough to eat.
I'd probably give them food on an even more regular basis than I do with the foxes living in a field near my home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:30:36 2015 No.13787934 >>13787220 Stray werecats, opossumgirls, raccoongirls, and various harpies. Also, teen pregnancy is at a very high concentration where I live.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:33:29 2015 No.13787941 >>13787931 As another Britbong I can pretty much agree with all of that. Maybe some Mermaids in the nearby river or some butterfly girls since the things seem to love my garden but not much else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:40:09 2015 No.13787967 >>13787931 >>13787941 >Britbongs near London >No mention of hedgehogs It's like one of the few unique animals you have isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:41:52 2015 No.13787970 I want a skeleton to light her head on fire and ride on a motorcycle!

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:43:02 2015 No.13787978

>>13786429
>Dryad Meido
>Same Age
>Deep tan (no surprise)
>Blue eyes
>Black hair (leaves)
>Biggest breasts, G cups (Yes!)
>Ass is average (I'm Ok with this)
>Foreigner
>Bit of a doormat, no doming here without orders.
>Extremely intelligent
>Survivalist
>Stands a head taller (nice)
>Skinny but no loss to breasts (eh...)
>Has full, kissable lips
>TWINS THEY WERE!
>First sister thinks we were together in a past life.
>Second is supremely self hating, wants to kill herself (Like hell she is!)
>Both use giant scissors
>Tells: They get impossibly angry and vanish without a trace.

I'm either ending up in one rape tree or the two are going to merge rape trees somehow and keep me there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:45:42 2015 No.13787987 >>13787970 I want a skeleton to put on a Skeletor costume and tell me how she's going to defeat He-Man

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:46:32 2015 No.13787991 >>13787967 But I'm just a britbong, not near london And Hedgehogs are rare as hell around these parts lately. Don't think I've seen one in 2 years at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:46:51 2015 No.13787994 >>13787967 They're also quite hard to find. I haven't gone out of my way to look for any, but I think I've only seen around four in the wild, in as far back as I can remember.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:49:14 2015 No.13788005 >>13787970 I want a skeleton to light her head on fire and take control of a Bagger 288!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:50:43 2015 No.13788010 >>13787220 I actually live near a graveyard that's sort of across the street. Maybe some Holsts, Lamia, pretty common ones I think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:55:12 2015 No.13788023 >>13786661 My lamia is better than yours

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:58:12 2015 No.13788038 >>13787220 >Texas Undines and Sylphs that float near my ear and say "Hot enough for ya? I said, hot enough for ya?!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:58:16 2015 No.13788039 File: 30 KB, 497x501, 1362267581171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13787220 Moosegirls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 12:59:29 2015 No.13788043 File: 313 KB, 542x248, 1437152369774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never 4get

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:00:08 2015 No.13788045 >>13788038 Don't forget the holsts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:01:24 2015 No.13788049 File: 54 KB, 596x800, 1393236975463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788043 Delete this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:01:56 2015 No.13788050 >>13787220 Werewolves, Werecats, Harpies, Holstaur, Centaur, Sahuagin, Lamia, Elves, Dryad, and Fairies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:02:51 2015 No.13788054 >>13788050 Where at?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:05:13 2015 No.13788059 >>13788043 Marche, every fiber of my body hates you, and I hope you rot in hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:05:23 2015 No.13788060 File: 2.50 MB, 320x180, dVWzDCk.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788049 Cry some more, faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:07:03 2015 No.13788066 >>13788043 You say that as though I don't already know it's just a fantasy. Even though I'm alone I find some fun in reading the greentexts and posts here and making some of my own stories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:07:22 2015 No.13788068 >>13788060 >Making the loli cry Monster

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:07:30 2015 No.13788069 File: 4 KB, 189x242, Ffta-job-judge.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788043 That's a penalty, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:08:16 2015 No.13788073 >>13788050 BFE, along the Missouri River. Small town surrounded by farms and woodlands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:08:27 2015 No.13788074 File: 622 KB, 1000x1112, 1393237302788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788060 Post the one where she barges into the art room.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:09:11 2015 No.13788075 >>13788069 What laws are currently in play for this engagement?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:09:22 2015 No.13788076 >>13788073 >>13788054 Whoops, replied to the wrong post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:11:17 2015 No.13788084 >>13788075 You can't harm female characters. >yfw there's stage 2 alps on the field >and reverse traps >and stage 2 alps disguised as reverse traps

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:14:04 2015 No.13788092 >>13788084 You meaning me or you meaning my forces?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:14:04 2015 No.13788093 >>13788075 Forbidden: Aphrodisiacs Crossbows Holstaur Milk Recommended: Hugging Dropkicking Suplexes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:14:16 2015 No.13788094 >>13788084 I'll stand in the middle and rip my shirt off and offer myself as a willing boytoy to any Alps who joined me and revealed themselves. I out all the Alps and take care of the remaining enemies. Alls well ends well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:15:11 2015 No.13788098 File: 118 KB, 680x1209, cb1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would be the best selling humanboy dakimakura in MGC?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:16:45 2015 No.13788101

>>13788098
I really wish this whole "I'm doing/making/acting ironically!" bullshit would end.

As for your question, Dakis would be bought by lonely NEET Monster Girls, or ones with Husbandos and are super into it. So the question is what human boys do they like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:17:38 2015 No.13788103 File: 442 KB, 1600x1200, alps.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you guys ever shut up about me? Jeez~

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:17:44 2015 No.13788104 >>13788093 >No holstmilk Crap, well, there goes half of my build. At least my hug/cuddle backup is good to go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:17:46 2015 No.13788106 >>13788098 Mine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:18:53 2015 No.13788110 >>13788103 I'm going to seduce that mountain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:18:58 2015 No.13788111 >>13788101 >So the question is what human boys do they like Probably twinks, since they can't fight back whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:19:10 2015 No.13788112 >>13788103 I want to crash a plane into you with no survivors for my fellow baneposters Alps-chan!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:19:46 2015 No.13788115 >>13788045 Holsts with massive horns and even bigger breasts. Because everything is bigger here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:20:07 2015 No.13788117 >>13788103 All I see are two breasts of a mountain girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:20:24 2015 No.13788118 >>13788098 Dinosaur girls start buying out all the Chris Pratt dakis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:20:54 2015 No.13788119 >>13788115 I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:20:57 2015 No.13788121 >>13788103 I'd a colossal mountain MG.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:22:09 2015 No.13788122 >>13788098 Depends on their tastes. There will be bara dakis, shota dakis, cute boy dakis, DILF dakis, professor/nerd dakis and more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:22:38 2015 No.13788126 >>13788068 But I like to cuddle her and drink her tears...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:22:49 2015 No.13788129 >>13788121 >>13788117 >>13788110 Y'know you can't just turn everything into fuckable women, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:23:38 2015 No.13788130 >>13788129 Challenge accepted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:23:48 2015 No.13788131 >>13788126 Still a monster >>13788129 You just aren't trying hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:24:59 2015 No.13788136 >>13788129 What are you gay?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:25:02 2015 No.13788137

>>13786429
Hella late, but I cannot resist the rollin'
>Younger
>Tanned
>Black eyes
>Black hair
>E-cup
>A little bit of ass
>..Magical girl. Oh Boy.
>Dark and gloomy
>Super Smart; Genius Level
>Survivalism interest; secret hideout inna woods
>much taller than me.
She's gotta be a dragon or something for this to make any sense..
>Average weight
>Long legs. Looooong
>Casts magic spells
>Self aware computer entity....
This got weird.
>Weapons: Deadly traps EVERYWHERE + Magic
>Tells: Empty eyes + Fondles weaponry
Scared.

aaand...
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>Kitsune-Bi

Ok. A depressed self-aware computer entity who uses traps and magic to keep me trapped in her woodland smarthouse...And can manifest as a ghostly kitsune. I'm ok with this.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:25:29 2015 No.13788139

>>13787220
I live on a "great" lake, but I doubt it could support aquatic life, so probably just city tier ones like devil bugs, mice, and the undead in the cemeteries. Actually, now that I think about it, this lake would probably be fine for slimes. Oh boy, slimes.

>>13788129
Excuse me? You're kidding, right? Have you not seen that pollution MG born from the Fern Gully monster? You just have no imagination, bud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:26:20 2015 No.13788142 File: 58 KB, 459x432, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788129

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:26:52 2015 No.13788144 >>13788129 Just try to stop me, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:26:58 2015 No.13788145 >>13788131 But we lay facing each other and I play with her hair and listen about her troubles and we fall asleep that way...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:27:58 2015 No.13788150 >>13788142 I want 13788129 girl to challenge me to do my best!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:28:01 2015 No.13788151 File: 219 KB, 789x1022, 1395356543210.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788142 Fukken saved.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:28:19 2015 No.13788153

>Warhammer Online is now running on a private server.
>Now got Warhammer MGs on the brain.
>No Tomb king skeletal archers who bring you to the mistress Settra the Imperishable for breaking into their tomb
>No battle hungry blood dragon vampire count who challenges you to a fight with her hand in marriage as the prize
>No towering, hulking chaos warrior girl who is a silent force of destruction that never removes her armor because tzeench gave her feather hair everywhere.
>EVERYWHERE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:29:36 2015 No.13788155 >>13788145 That's fine, its when YOU make the loli cry that you become a monster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:30:54 2015 No.13788159 >>13788155 I don't think this is the right place to use monster as a derogatory term.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:30:59 2015 No.13788160 >>13788129 I'll alp you and make you into a fuckable woman Anon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:32:31 2015 No.13788163 >>13788129 KC looks at you disapprovingly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:51:20 2015 No.13788213 >>13788159 I'll call them all monsters. All of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:53:13 2015 No.13788217 >>13786429 >Doppelganger >pale >same age >brown eyes >black hair >small breasts >no ass >childhood friend >dark and sad >secretly smart >firearms and warfare >super fucking tall >chubby (rolled 5, no extra tits or ass) >very long hair I don't even

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:55:14 2015 No.13788221 File: 298 KB, 698x1072, GUNDAMU DA TAKU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We have any pics of MGs in Gundam boxes, other than Wurms? Surly there's at least one catgirl, what with their obsession with getting in boxes.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:58:20 2015 No.13788231

>>13787220
10km around me I'll encounter: Catgirls, doggirls, perhaps a very small number of holstaurs, weresheeps and centaurs. There will be plenty of various types of harpies around.
Insectgirls such as ants, wasps and beegirls will also be present.

Not much of a variety really, everything is filled with buildings around here with the occasional grassland with a holstaur in it. I'd be better off to move if MG were to appear out of nowhere based on the surroundings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:58:35 2015 No.13788232 >>13788221 That Keine is getting impregnated.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:59:21 2015 No.13788235

>>13787220
>live in west Texas
>all the girls are somewhat muscular from farm work and like to get drunk because there's nothing else to do in west Texas

>oni's, minotaurs, centaurs, rattlesnake lamias, horny toad lizard girls that shoot blood out of their eyes at you, coyote girls, buzzard harpies and scorpion girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:59:43 2015 No.13788236 >>13788221 I was thinking of ideas for silly stuff and just imagined a Manticore trying to lure a mech Otaku by wearing a gundam box on her tail while looking all smug and confident thinking he'll fall for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:00:03 2015 No.13788238 >>13788221 >TFW you but your daughteru that expensive gift she's been wanting and she spends all day playing in the box it came in

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:00:53 2015 No.13788240 >>13788236 I'd rather she was hiding under the gundam box and her tail is hanging out of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:01:16 2015 No.13788243 >>13788238 God damn it, my heart... Is she a Holst or a Werecat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:01:19 2015 No.13788244 >>13787220 I live in Seattle, so probably some Mermaids down by the bay and fucktons of seagull harpies. I don't know what else though. What else is Seattle known for? Except, y'know, Coffee, Hipsters, and Rain?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:03:08 2015 No.13788245 >>13788243 Gotta be werecat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:03:29 2015 No.13788246 >>13788243 Dormouse. No I'm not Nyan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:03:51 2015 No.13788247 >>13788244 Seattle? Nothing much more. Washington itself? It has cows, chickens, pigs, wolves and bears. What it's most known for though are its trees, and cold weather during winter that becomes scorching during summer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:03:57 2015 No.13788248 File: 246 KB, 1000x1000, 1435648223849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788238 >tfw no Werekitten to dress in cardboard mecha musume attire

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:04:46 2015 No.13788250 >>13788240 That works too, I'd almost be tempted to fall for it on purpose out of pity for the poor girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:08:06 2015 No.13788256 >>13788247 So Holstaurs, Minotaurs, Cockatrices, P'orcs, Werewolves, and Werebears?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:09:35 2015 No.13788262 >>13788235 Forgot being very religious so valkyries, angels, cupids and paladin girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:09:42 2015 No.13788263 >>13788248 >TFW No echidna daughteru to wrap around you and sleep on daddy's chest >no echidna waifu to join in and wrap you both in her coils

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:09:53 2015 No.13788264 >>13788256 And Bees and Hornets. And Ants. And Butterflies and Moths. And Spiders. And Owls, Eagles, and Hawks. There's a whole bunch of things up here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:11:31 2015 No.13788270 >>13788236 >manticore who tries to seduce mech fanatics by cosplaying as the Kshatriya >her tail is decorated with one of its little funnels on the end

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:15:43 2015 No.13788277 >>13788270 >Kshatriya Waifu material already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:18:52 2015 No.13788285 >>13788264 I'd like an owl girl. Owls are the dogs of the bird world, very loyal and affectionate.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:21:01 2015 No.13788288

>>13788285
>Loyal and affectionate
Also has severely rancid shits, will INTENTIONALLY knock things off your table/desk because they don't like anything else on there with them, and during mating season you have to sing to them or else they go insane from loneliness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:22:16 2015 No.13788292 >>13788277 And she can even move the shoulder binders using her wings. I think I'd make love to her while she's still wearing it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:23:39 2015 No.13788295 >>13788277 Even boats know how great a mech is it. http://i.imgur.com/WHK3HNl.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:24:46 2015 No.13788300 >>13788292 My comrade. >>13788295 Yeah, its a lovely suit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:25:26 2015 No.13788304 >>13788288 >and during mating season you have to sing to them or else they go insane from loneliness What? I mean, singing to them would be a small price to pay, but what.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:26:56 2015 No.13788309 >>13788304 Every Owl owner knows what it means and why you have to do it. They're very social creatures despite what you think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:27:29 2015 No.13788310 File: 1.87 MB, 1280x1224, 1422599817578.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788292 >wears bits of Marida's suit under the Kshatriya portions of her costume

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:33:18 2015 No.13788324 >>13788248 >You will never have a werekitten to annoy when she's trying to sleep >You will never annoy a werekitten when rubbing her tummy >You will never molest the werecat when she's breastfeeding the werekitten Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:36:05 2015 No.13788331 >>13788309 Yeah, alright bud. >>13788324 Life without a werekitten is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:37:12 2015 No.13788334 >>13788324 >Werekitten wants out >Let her out, she can play for now >She goes out >Not even a minute later, she comes right up to the door and wants in >I let her in >Not even ten seconds later she wants back out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:37:37 2015 No.13788337 >>13788324 It's like you enjoy having your hands shredded (and then lovingly licked/bandaged, but still). Werepups are where it's at.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:42:28 2015 No.13788345 >>13788334 Shit parent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:43:31 2015 No.13788346 >>13788337 Mein neger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:44:07 2015 No.13788349 >>13788345 >Shit parent. All cats are like that. You literally can't do anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:45:39 2015 No.13788355 >>13788324 >Not nursing along the written while looking at the wetecat straight in the eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:47:59 2015 No.13788365 >>13788349 You feed them, let them out once, see if they need to pee or whatever. If they come back in, they stay in, I don't care how much she yowls. Play with her and tire her out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:49:47 2015 No.13788370 >>13788365 I get the feeling you've never actually owned a cat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:50:50 2015 No.13788372 >>13788370 >I don't get bullied by cats FTFY

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:51:16 2015 No.13788373 >>13788355 >Looking the werecat in the eyes No, you should be looking at the kitten, gotta let it know who's boss. "This titty is my titty. That titty is my titty too, but I'll let you borrow it because you are the fruit of my loins."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:52:06 2015 No.13788377 >>13788372 Yeah, you really never owned a cat with how you're acting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:52:35 2015 No.13788380 >>13788373 This is how you live with Holstaur babies. Only one nursing at a time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:52:56 2015 No.13788381 >>13788373 Motherly instincts are a hell of a thing. Got to remind her who she belongs to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:53:56 2015 No.13788385 >>13788377 Why would I, cats are shit.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:55:50 2015 No.13788388

>>13788381
She belongs to both of you. You'd think stealing her body fluids would be enough of a reminder. Besides, no one knows how to work a laser pointer quite like you do, so your dominance is secured.

>>13788380
I'm now wondering if this is close to how fathers of heckpups keep their daughters in line: early established dominance. Nipple domination, if you will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:56:21 2015 No.13788389 >>13788310 Would it hurt if I stabbed Manticore's tailpussy with a screwdriver for offering me to go drop at her place after buying me a drink like any proud meninist should?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:57:39 2015 No.13788394 File: 437 KB, 439x566, Darwin called, he said to calm the fuck down.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788389

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:00:47 2015 No.13788398 I want to encounter a chuuni kunoichi that makes explosions happen behind her whenever she does anything even slightly dramatic!

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:01:58 2015 No.13788402

>>13787220
Britfag in a rural area so we'd have Holsts, Weresheep, catgirls, Kitsunes, some kind of harpies and I live opposite a graveyard so many types of undead for me I guess.

I suppose all the ancient history stuff we have would also mean we get a good few Wights and possibly Liches too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:02:57 2015 No.13788405 >>13788398 >yfw she gets arrested for being in possesion of gunpowder

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:03:36 2015 No.13788407 >>13788394 That's what she screamed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:03:59 2015 No.13788409 >>13788405 Communist pls.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:04:50 2015 No.13788413

>>13788402
I bet those goddamn kitsune would always steal your harpies to go play inna graveyard, the tricky little shits.

>>13788405
>YFW she "no, I am behind you"s the cops
>TFW despite the explosions she makes all over town she's harder to catch than Osama

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:05:56 2015 No.13788415 >>13788389 Fedora-kun pls leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:09:04 2015 No.13788420 >>13786429 I decided to go through with the whole thing, to a degree. Target is Tanuki. http://pastebin.com/44FhXKyx I'm not a good writer, maybe I'll spin and try again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:09:11 2015 No.13788421 >>13788370 One does not simply own a cat, Anon. >No werekittens to cuddle and snuggle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:09:18 2015 No.13788422 >>13788402 Wouldn't we also get fairies and the dragon types, too? Pretty much anything from a traditional fantasy setting originated from European mythology.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:09:54 2015 No.13788424 >>13788310 We need more monstergirls wearing Mobile Suit pilot uniforms. That anubis was a good start, but it needs to keep going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:13:14 2015 No.13788430 >browsing the boorus >dat new doppel art http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2774736 Oh god Doppel is hot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:13:18 2015 No.13788431 >>13788424 Zeon uniform is best uniform. I'd a Holst in that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:14:21 2015 No.13788435 >>13788421 But I do. three of them, one of which gave birth not too long ago. You know how hard it is finding homes for adorable as fuck kittens?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:14:42 2015 No.13788438 >>13788430 >That face How lewd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:15:45 2015 No.13788440 >>13788435 Not very. Kittens are nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:19:42 2015 No.13788451 >>13788440 I was lucky when I found a farmer looking for cats to deal with mice to take them. I miss teasing the fat one and the little one who would sleep on my PS3.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:20:05 2015 No.13788453

>>13787220
You would meet Yetis, Yuki-onnas, Goblins, Trolls and Ogres inside of the town while in the outskirts you would find Mantises, Alraunes and Arachnes, although the winters may be too long and cold for the Mantises and Alraunes to actually live there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:20:56 2015 No.13788458 >>13788389 >Meninist Is this a thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:21:37 2015 No.13788460 >>13788453 >although the winters may be too long and cold for the Mantises and Alraunes to actually live there. >Literal seasonal waifus

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:22:40 2015 No.13788467 Which monster girl would have the most success at cheering up someone who has recurring existential dread over the collapse of society and doesn't believe they can do anything about it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:22:53 2015 No.13788468 >>13788451 >No tiny were kitten who falls asleep on your PS3 >No fat one you can tease as she pouts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:23:12 2015 No.13788472 >>13788270 >manticore cosplaying as my gundaifu I'm already in love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:24:05 2015 No.13788474 >>13788467 Your favorite one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:24:06 2015 No.13788475 >>13788388 She belongs to me! To me! Those tits were mine before anyone else's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:24:28 2015 No.13788478 >>13788420 I like the details you put into this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:24:35 2015 No.13788479 >>13788467 Mindflayer. Second best? Quite possibly a tanuki, actually. With enough shekels you can change the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:25:15 2015 No.13788484 >>13788467 Whichever one does the best job at taking you into the woods, seperate from society, and showing you that it's okay for nothing to have any purpose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:28:35 2015 No.13788495 >>13788479 Tanuki's face when money loses all value

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:28:36 2015 No.13788497

>>13788468
I know.
All of them had their weird quirks.
One kept following me around.
One followed me around and mowed REALLY loudly constantly
Two were twins and hard to tell apart.
One was fat as all hell.
And one was small, frail, and loved to sleep on electronics.
All of them in Werecat form would kill me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:30:29 2015 No.13788504 >>13788495 Any tanuki who can't barter goods isn't really a tanuki. >You will never Spice and Wolf it up with an ancient tanuki spirit, teaching you the ways of a merchant as you travel the land

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:30:50 2015 No.13788505 >>13788467 Dark Priest. No better way to forget about the real world than to be taken to an alternate dimension where none of that will matter ever again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:31:05 2015 No.13788506 >>13788497 >Mewing really loud and following you around What the he'll do they want when they do this?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:32:14 2015 No.13788507

>>13788475
But Anon, if you don't share those titties your daughter won't grow as well as she should! Don't you care about her!

Wait, looking at it this way, is letting your daughter breastfeed a form of cucking by some of the stupider definitions people seem to use?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:32:23 2015 No.13788508 >>13788506 I don't know. Attention? Love? Upsies?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:32:28 2015 No.13788509

>>13788474
I guess a Lich wouldn't care if things fell apart anyway. Immortality for everyone!

>>13788479
Assuming they're right and society is fucked, it would only be scarier when stuff fell apart if they were deluded until then. Tanuki could be perfect! Assuming they weren't especially evil.

>>13788484
An elf or an undead? Nothing having purpose is fine, but a horrible death in a world falling apart is terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:32:29 2015 No.13788510 File: 287 KB, 1060x1500, dreamies-chic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788506 Knowing my cat: These.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:32:33 2015 No.13788511 >>13788504 >Ancient anything Dropped.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:32:47 2015 No.13788512

>>13788497
>Werekitten who follows Oniichan around the house, curious about what he does.
>Another one does but constantly talks with you, asking what your doing and why your doing it.
>Two twins who pretend to be each other so they can mess with you.
>Fat one always has a snack and watches you play vidya.
>The tiny one tries to sleep on said vidya, basking in the warmth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:33:51 2015 No.13788516 >>13788511 You don't like old beings who are wise, but not yet used to the world around them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:34:12 2015 No.13788517 >>13788507 >cucking Possibly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:35:35 2015 No.13788520 >>13788516 >Old >Wise >Not used to the world This doesn't make any sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:36:20 2015 No.13788521 >>13788507 Nah, it's only that when its sexual or romantic. Feeding a child isn't either. Now if someone gets aroused from feeding from her, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:38:18 2015 No.13788524 >>13788520 As in a good understanding on logic, human nature, and the ways of the world, but unfamiliar to mannerisms, customs, and current cultures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:41:18 2015 No.13788527 >>13788430 >not flat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:42:59 2015 No.13788530 >>13788527 Well, doppel could take whatever form she wants ranging from flat to cow tits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:49:57 2015 No.13788539 >>13788430 I want to see those eyes on a hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:51:27 2015 No.13788545 >>13788539 Chaika hellhound when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:54:17 2015 No.13788551 File: 143 KB, 1280x720, Twins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788512 >Two twins who pretend to be each other so they can mess with you. Not kittens, but still a glorious thing. >Switching doesn't even work once Based not-shota.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:57:21 2015 No.13788553 >>13788545 That would be rather uncanny. Would she literally just act like Chaika, or would she be mix between Chaika, and wild, agressive and insinctual hellbeast?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:58:17 2015 No.13788555 >>13788553 The latter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 15:59:32 2015 No.13788559 >>13788553 >HUSBAND. FOUND!

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:09:30 2015 No.13788582

>>13788559
That makes me think more of a wurm.

>Working from home because I'm sick.
>Suddenly see an orange scaled head pop up from the ground, a smile on her face and specs of dirt in her brown hair.
>"HUSBAND LOCATED!" she shouts before tackling me.
>Now working while she eats some of my hotwings, her tail curled around me.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:23:02 2015 No.13788625

>>13787206
I thought the story she's from focused more on how much of a nympho-slut she was, and there was only a brief segment where she was more into traditional modeling, but liked that the MC made her something out of lego?

Unless I got the wrong story...

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:24:18 2015 No.13788626

>>13788460
Thinking about it, the Yetis, and Yuki-onnas would also be seasonal. The seasonality of the Yuki-onnas actually fits really well with my city as the time they return to it would coincide with the yearly construction of the ice hotel located in the nearby village. They would without a doubt replace the human employees of the hotel with them instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:35:51 2015 No.13788670 A name for a kuudere loli Lich.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:36:39 2015 No.13788672 >>13788670 Nero

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:37:30 2015 No.13788675 >>13788670

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:38:38 2015 No.13788681 >>13788670 Vanille or Ashe

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:40:34 2015 No.13788693 >>13788625 Which story, or stories, might we be talking about here? I don't want to live my life knowing there's unread stories about anubi with butts like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:42:36 2015 No.13788703 >>13788670 Esme?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:44:06 2015 No.13788708 >>13788670 >loli You can call her shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:46:31 2015 No.13788720 >>13788670 Priamon "Frostrune" Rakesk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:47:51 2015 No.13788729 >>13788670 Elis.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:48:49 2015 No.13788737

>>13788708
There is literally nothing wrong with lolis.
They are the best for protecting and princess-carrying. They are the best for spooning in bed non sexually. They are the best for brushing hair, giving backrubs. They are the best for taking to the beach and enjoying ice cream with.
And they're the best for loving sexually and non-sexually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:50:53 2015 No.13788746 >>13788737 Sabbath pls go

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:52:04 2015 No.13788750 >>13788737 Sabbath pls stay

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:52:08 2015 No.13788751 >>13788737 Lolis are olev. Especially those with cow tits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:54:03 2015 No.13788757 >>13786725 They could probably have fun taking turns doing that. I wonder how they'd react seeing someone with an Afro or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:54:34 2015 No.13788758 File: 433 KB, 683x960, 1401265560637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788751 Why not join a gang of goblins in their merry adventures and have the best of both worlds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:55:44 2015 No.13788762 >>13788758 It would be great. Titty goblins, flat goblins, muscle goblins, chubby goblins. The only unifying factor would be that they'd all end up pregnant goblins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:57:19 2015 No.13788770 >>13788746 >>13788750 I don't know what to do anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:58:09 2015 No.13788773 >>13788770 Half of one. Half of the other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 16:59:26 2015 No.13788778 >>13788737 That's nice and all, but that's not going to stop usage of Mega-Holst milk on them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:02:08 2015 No.13788788 >>13788773 Okay. I'll spoon a loli catgirl, while being spooned by a tall, busty malamute dog-girl.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:03:12 2015 No.13788793

>>13788778
Geez, do you really want to watch a baphomet Look up at you with tears at the edges of her eyes? Panting and gasping as her chest slowly swells, each intake of breath causing it to grow outwards.
She'd try to fight it but her face would be a brilliant red as her expanding flesh begins to ooze out from between her fingers.
At the end of it she'd be leaning on a bosom containing two watermelon sized breasts, her rear in the air as her need drips to the floor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:06:02 2015 No.13788803 >>13788778 >Mega-Holst milk The epitome of milk autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:08:59 2015 No.13788815 >>13788803 Being autistic in one way or another is a prerequisite for being on 4chan. I'll give megaholst milk to tall, stick-thin monstergirls, and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:15:44 2015 No.13788836 >>13788803 Tell me anon, is everything a meme to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:21:59 2015 No.13788857 >>13788762 The lair of the pregnant goblins. Haunted by cries for pickles and ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:24:56 2015 No.13788864 >>13788857 Yep, I'll be prepared for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:27:58 2015 No.13788873 >>13788864 You'll newer be prepared for it! Not for a whole band of goblins wanting you to rub their gravid bellies. Not for all of them getting even randier during pregnancy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:29:18 2015 No.13788878 >>13788873 You would be surprised.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:35:37 2015 No.13788896 >>13788815 No you won't because none of this is real.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:37:20 2015 No.13788899
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>>13785886

>Fall into the water
>It's vast, empty nothingness
>The enormity of the ocean and your own insignificance is weighing all around you
>Your life is of no more import to the dark waters than a termite on the surface of the Sun
>Falling, never stopping, spiralling into the dark depths below
>Your mind overtaken by a tsunami of paranoia
>There's a colossal fortress in front of you, its structure an affront to any euclidean geometry
>Angles pointing out in every which direction, making non's sense
>You impact with something cold, and slimy
>Try to regain your footing, only to realize you're holding onto something's gargantuan SHOULDER
>Your face when it turns to look at you, with eyes as red as blood and having seen the passage of the wheel multiple times beyond counting
>Your face when as it speaks in that disconcerting cacophony of torment into your mind directly, your Kraken onee-san pulls you back from the water's edge
>Her face when all she asks you "Are you okay Anon?"
>Her face when the stars are right and the horror will once again walk the Earth

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:37:43 2015 No.13788900 >>13788896 The only place it needs to be real is inside my imagination.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:38:01 2015 No.13788902 >>13788693 This CYOA-ish thing bob did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:39:06 2015 No.13788906 >>13788670 Zera? Mavis? Amora?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:41:11 2015 No.13788908 >>13788902 Is it on his Pastebin? I can't see anything which matches on there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:41:34 2015 No.13788909 >>13788900 see >>13788043

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:43:21 2015 No.13788913 >>13788670 >Lich >Loli does not compute. How can a fucking lich be a loli?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:45:03 2015 No.13788917 >>13788908 No, he wrote it up in this little exe program seemingly made for CYOA-y things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:45:18 2015 No.13788918 >>13788913 Lich born from another lich?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:45:20 2015 No.13788919 >>13788899 Hnnng

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:48:36 2015 No.13788925

>>13788913
It's quite simple.

Liches are the paragons of magical research. The single greatest society in the MGE which also contributes to such research and development, is the Sabbath. Therefore, to expand their research options and resources, it seems only natural for a Lich to join the Sabbath, and thus partake of their Loli-Potion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:49:20 2015 No.13788928 >>13788925 Stop trying to ruin Liches.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:49:27 2015 No.13788929 >>13788919 No, you're not allowed to have a heart attack to Cthulhu. Fuck you and the centaur you rode in on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:50:15 2015 No.13788930 >>13788918 I thought wights and liches gave birth to zombies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:50:43 2015 No.13788932 >>13788928 You say ruin, I say improve. I mean, Liches are Top Tier already, but Sabbath Liches? Just as fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:51:46 2015 No.13788936 >>13788925 Reasonable, might as well use all those resources available, especially when the price to do so is as trivial.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:51:52 2015 No.13788937
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>>13788913
Well anon, if a human man sticks his penis into a Lich's vagina a repeated number of times, the Lich is able to mend a womb after receiving enough of his baby juice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:52:23 2015 No.13788940 >>13788930 I think it's the same type breeds same type except in the case of mutations like Hobgoblins. A wight would give birth to a wight and a lich a lich. Although it would be adorable for a wight to try and get her zombie daughter to act class

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:52:53 2015 No.13788941 >>13788928 Cry me a river and build bridge to get over it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:53:36 2015 No.13788943 >>13788928 Bud, if you let others ruin things for you, you deserve to have them ruined. Like the mantis guy. Do you want to be the next mantis guy? Because that would be hilarious, friend.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:53:55 2015 No.13788944

>>13786429
>Ara ara
So far so good
>Deeply tanned
alright
>brown/black eyes
>brown hair
dear lord all of that brown
>E-cup
>3 for ass
Goody, goody
>loner type
>dark and sad
depression buddies?
>Keeps her intellect hidden
>Has a weapon stash
>Into survivalism
Holy shit this fits together so well.
>Far taller than me
>average build
>Long legs
Oh my.
>Blood worshipper
Oh god, am I being yandere'd by a Khornite?
>Deadly animals
>vials of acid
>scalpels
Shit
>Hysterical laugh
Ok, kinda wierd, but can be cute.

and now for the monster...
>Dragon

Goodbye guys, I'll be living innawoods with my weaponized ara ara khorn worshipping dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:55:38 2015 No.13788946 >>13788932 Loli a shit and Sabbath a bigger shit. >>13788943 I never said it was working, I just said he should stop trying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:56:13 2015 No.13788949 >>13788940 >A wight would give birth to a wight I'm almost sure KC confirmed that this is not correct

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:56:50 2015 No.13788951 File: 166 KB, 600x1000, 1436014067371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monoeyes are for

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:56:59 2015 No.13788952 >>13788946 >I should stop trying to enjoy something I enjoy You're a silly anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:57:21 2015 No.13788954 >>13788917 Oh, so it's not hosted to view anywhere, then. Darn.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:57:36 2015 No.13788956

>>13788940
>a wight to try and get her zombie daughter to act class
>No, no. You hold out your hand and wait for the man to take it and blow a light kiss over the knuckles. Take note that he's a buffoon if he actually slathers all over it.
>Huuuuuuugs~?
>NO!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:58:20 2015 No.13788960 >>13788952 I'm confused, who are you quoting? I never said any of that. I was mostly irritated by the >it seems only natural for a Lich to join the Sabbath bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:58:30 2015 No.13788962 >>13788951 Dating so you can plow their single mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:58:33 2015 No.13788963 >>13788951 Punching.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:58:41 2015 No.13788964 >>13788949 I may have missed that post then. I'd be interested in seeing that though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:59:38 2015 No.13788969 >>13788951 Tender loving, kisses on the forehead, and cuddling. And bullying in the bedroom if they're into that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:59:41 2015 No.13788970 >>13788956 >zombie daughteru in elegant dress hugging her mothers leg while the latter sighs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:59:58 2015 No.13788973 File: 739 KB, 1200x1730, 40.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788951 Loving and marrying after giving them a proper test drive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:00:06 2015 No.13788974 >>13788960 It's not like I said I think ALL Liches would inevitably join the Sabbath. Just that I think it's probable there'd be a sizable population of them amongst the organization's membership.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:00:14 2015 No.13788975 >>13787220 >Belgium All the wurms in the world would be attracted by the overflowing waffles and ice cream. Otherwise, that can thrive in a small city.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:00:41 2015 No.13788976 File: 142 KB, 398x550, The Cyclops no one remembers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788951 Breeding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:01:49 2015 No.13788983 >>13788946 Anon, please. Contain your paranoid delusions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:02:10 2015 No.13788984 >>13788954 http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=22763138796893663266 Here's the program and the office anubis story. There's a readme and stuff too if you want to make your own scripts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:02:16 2015 No.13788985 >>13788954 You can download the program though. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B56Ua5KJlrDPWW9tQ1pKUlBvSGM/view He even wrote a little guide for if other people wanted to try making their own CYOA's with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:02:37 2015 No.13788986 >>13788975 >German/Dutch Wurms See!? I told you. They're the best kind of Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:02:55 2015 No.13788988 >>13788930 Monster children have similar power level to their parents, so it would skip the zombie stage entirely

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:03:16 2015 No.13788989 >>13788984 >>13788985 Ayyyyyy lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:04:25 2015 No.13788991 >>13788986 PRWs story actually has one in a dirndl IIRC. Her daughteru also "transforms" into different weapons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:04:29 2015 No.13788992 >>13788974 Okay, so it was all a misunderstanding. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:05:40 2015 No.13788997 File: 346 KB, 819x916, 1414341245200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW people saying Tanuki oneesan when Tanuki are objectively shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:06:23 2015 No.13788998 >>13788997 Just do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:06:44 2015 No.13789002 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:06:46 2015 No.13789003 >>13788976 Was there ever ay mention on how big MGE Cyclopses are supposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:07:02 2015 No.13789005 >>13788969 >>13788973 Disgusting.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:07:07 2015 No.13789006

>>13788913
A genius loli with a incurable disease that doomed her to a short life span researched a way to live longer and found that becoming a Lich was the answer.
The logical conclusion of this is also that loli Liches are probably the ones with most potential of them all as they were able to obtain such power when the were still children. Freed from the shackles of a limited lifespan and with all time in the world available to them one can only wonder what heights of power they may be able to reach.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:07:19 2015 No.13789008 >>13788997 >Not wanting a protective older sister who manages your finances for you and economically ruins anyone who gives you trouble

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:08:14 2015 No.13789010 >>13789003 Probably the size of your average human woman. I headcanon them to be a few heads taller than your average man though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:08:50 2015 No.13789013 >>13789006 Reminds me of the explanation in Shaman King for why kids are more powerful than adults. Kids are too young and delusional to realize they shouldn't be able to do some of the crazy shit they do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:08:50 2015 No.13789014 >>13789008 Only if she is a tubby tanuki from all the time spent sitting at the office or working late nights and snacking on fast food so she can get to work quicker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:09:31 2015 No.13789016 >>13788984 Well, I'm being told that has a virus in it, so I'll take the link which actually lets me see the package contents. Thanks anyway. >>13788985 Cheers. I'll give it a look.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:09:53 2015 No.13789017 >>13788951 Having low rates for repairs and new equipment! It's so great to have such a reliable blacksmith to depend on! She's practically a big sister to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:10:04 2015 No.13789019 >>13788974 >>13788992 Why are posters here prone to interpreting everything in a way that lets them be offended over it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:10:15 2015 No.13789020 >>13789016 I think the sex scenes are great if nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:10:26 2015 No.13789021 >>13788951 Healing and for building stuff. I hear they're great when it comes to building things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:10:37 2015 No.13789022 >>13789008 Sisters are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:11:31 2015 No.13789026 File: 45 KB, 640x480, deargod.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there something so lewd that it would make even a succubutts blush?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:11:43 2015 No.13789027 >>13789010 Yeah, that's how I initially pictured them and it kinda stuck in my head. Like having a foot or so in average height on humans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:12:22 2015 No.13789031 >>13789026 Holding hands under an umbrella in a rainstorm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:12:43 2015 No.13789033 >>13789026 Pure love

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:12:54 2015 No.13789034 >>13789026 An extremely chaste couple who believe that sex is overrated even as a display of intimacy, and who genuinely prefer to just hold hands and cuddle while leaning against a tree on a hill overlooking a sunset after a nice picnic dinner?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:13:13 2015 No.13789035 >>13789026 Tell her you're going to make her your wife and the mother of your children!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:13:16 2015 No.13789036 >>13789026 Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation only after marriage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:14:07 2015 No.13789040 >>13789019 Autism, hombre.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:15:30 2015 No.13789043
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>>13789026
Yes. If you snuggle with her, holding her hand as you whisper sweet nothings into her ear, gently nipping at it as you tenderly caress her body, then follow it with slow, passionate love-making by the fireplace. That should get her blueberry face to turn red.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:15:49 2015 No.13789046 >>13789031 Jesus Christ, this is a blue board, please at least spoiler if you are going to post that smut

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:17:17 2015 No.13789050 File: 16 KB, 303x312, that is my fetish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789031 >>13789033 >>13789034 >>13789035 >>13789036 >>13789043

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:17:56 2015 No.13789051 File: 120 KB, 500x356, 1437171476574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789026 Consensual Sex under the covers with the lights off while holding hands and kissing for the purpose of procreation after marriage. Or pic related.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:19:38 2015 No.13789055 >>13789016 I'm not sure why it's getting flagged as a virus. The debug exe is the only thing I can think of that might trigger something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:21:11 2015 No.13789058 >>13789043 >red >not purple The rest is fine by me though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:22:38 2015 No.13789061 >>13788998 Fuck off LaBeouf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:23:21 2015 No.13789063 >>13789031 >>13789033 >>13789034 >>13789035 >>13789036 >>13789043 >>13789051 Disgusting deviants and their newfangled romance fad. Is there anyone even left who just wants to sodomize a succubus the old fashioned way?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:23:28 2015 No.13789065 >>13788951 HUGE TEARS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:23:50 2015 No.13789066 >>13789051 Holding hands is for chumps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:24:13 2015 No.13789067 >>13789063 She's getting cuddlefucked and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:24:37 2015 No.13789069 >>13788997 >Tanuki are objectively shit You're shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:25:09 2015 No.13789070 >>13789063 I wouldn't mind being sodomized by one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:25:53 2015 No.13789073 >>13789067 At lest do it in front of the kids. They need the example and stimulation to become healthy succubutts.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:26:00 2015 No.13789074
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>>13789063
There's two kinds of succibi in the world: Ones for fucking until they're swollen cum balloons, and ones for cuddles, teasing, & tender loving. Asmodeus is in the latter category.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:26:49 2015 No.13789077 >>13789069 Yes, good boyim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:27:40 2015 No.13789081 >>13789074 >Asmodeus is in both categories. fixed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:28:27 2015 No.13789085 File: 168 KB, 982x1080, For Loving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788951

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:28:28 2015 No.13789086 File: 1.04 MB, 640x360, sexual assault.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789026

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:28:40 2015 No.13789087 >>13789077 There is literally nothing wrong with Tanukis

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:30:34 2015 No.13789090

>>13789026
Taking her down to the beach, leading her over to a rocky outcrop while the waves crash around you, and the setting sun paints the sky orange.

Then, holding her hand while cradling her head with the other, looking square in the eyes, nuzzling her nose and telling her how much you love her. How your love is as deep and vast as space itself, and how it'll weather any storm, no matter how severe.

After her whole face has turned purple, take the ring out from your back pocket, and slip it into her hand for her to observe. Make sure to hold her steady when her legs start to shake, and she cries tears of happiness into your collar.

Then, just to cement it, make her the happiest woman alive for the rest of her life. Give her a child or two, or three or more. Make her moan uncontrollably when you fulfill her wildest sexual fantasies. Make her melt with pleasure when you massage her, polish her horns and brush her hair. Make her squeal and giggle when you tug and squeeze her tail. Make her smile like a blue star when you tell her how much you love her.
All for the rest of your lives.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:30:39 2015 No.13789091 >>13789077 Nothing wrong with wanting to be a good boyim for your benevolent Tanuki overlords.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:30:46 2015 No.13789092 File: 276 KB, 962x994, 51412576_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789063 I want to sodomize a Mindflayer the old fashioned way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:31:42 2015 No.13789094 >>13789073 No, it's happening in the bedroom behind a locked door and under the covers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:31:57 2015 No.13789096 >>13788951 Facials.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:32:11 2015 No.13789098 >>13789092 No you don't. That's just what the Mindflayer made you think you want to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:32:32 2015 No.13789100 >>13789087 Other then creating AIDS and autism, fixing the elections in every major country, running the economy, taking away the rights of humans, and controlling the sex slave trade.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:33:05 2015 No.13789103 >>13789092 That picture looks awful, also blue board.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:33:38 2015 No.13789106

>>13789098
>That's just what the Mindflayer made you think you want to do.
Yes, she was charming and attractive and I enjoyed spending time with her, which made me want to consummate our love physically, by which I mean let her fuck my brain until she ahegao'd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:35:19 2015 No.13789108 File: 100 KB, 444x800, 14c0e777c256d2ac7a26e03ddb2d190d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789100 Can't you do anything more creative and worthwhile with Tanuki's instead of resorting to /pol/ stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:35:32 2015 No.13789110 File: 83 KB, 751x488, hug_from_behind.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789070 ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:36:09 2015 No.13789114 >>13789100 Take that tin foil off your head anon, monster girls aren't attracted to crazy conspiracy theorist nutjobs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:36:56 2015 No.13789116 >>13789096 Right in the eye?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:37:57 2015 No.13789120 >>13789114 Good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:37:59 2015 No.13789121 >>13789110 What was happening here before the paintjob?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:38:05 2015 No.13789122 >>13789116 Exactly. I want to hover my dick just above her massive, beautiful eyeball while I masturbate furiously and finally cum all over it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:38:59 2015 No.13789126 >>13789121 Surprisingly, she's just using a strap-on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:39:06 2015 No.13789127 >>13789122 It'll sting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:40:04 2015 No.13789129 >>13789126 Oh, okay. I thought she was doing something more demonic, like absorbing him into her demonhole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:41:09 2015 No.13789130 File: 816 KB, 1000x1235, 1393365410776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788951 Wrasilin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:42:28 2015 No.13789133 File: 2.80 MB, 1736x2456, 1432994352586.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:43:46 2015 No.13789138 >>13789108 >tall >tanned >toned >tits I'd let her handle my finances

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:47:43 2015 No.13789151 >>13789133 I'd be her suit engineer/medic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:48:42 2015 No.13789156 >>13789133 Engine of destruction by day. Quadruple amputee living onahole by night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:50:06 2015 No.13789159 >>13789156 >Quadruple amputee living onahole by night. Nigga, she's gonna have prosthetics that'd allow her to function normally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:50:09 2015 No.13789160 >>13789126 That is surprising. That artist is normally all about the futa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:51:10 2015 No.13789163 >>13787220 >Florida We got all kinds of natives and non-natives. Harpies, Lamias, Mermaids, Lizards, and all kinds of other things. What would a black bear girl act like? Keep in mind black bears are a lot more timid than grizzlies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:51:40 2015 No.13789164 >>13789156 >Not building her prosthetic limbsand then using her as an onahole anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:51:57 2015 No.13789166 File: 546 KB, 946x1258, 1429162768773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789108 Wit Tanukis, you fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:52:07 2015 No.13789167 File: 350 KB, 669x945, 48864057_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789160 Even futa lovers like some variety every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:52:18 2015 No.13789168 I want to stalk a Tanuki and when i'm prepared i will assault her and demand to know where is her secret jewnuki stash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:52:57 2015 No.13789169 >>13789164 Yes, that's the idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:53:25 2015 No.13789172 >>13789163 >Shy bear grill who wants to say hi but can't

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:54:23 2015 No.13789175 >>13789159 So does a Living Doll, but that doesn't mean she can't have fetishes. God I want to write something about a Living Doll with a quad-amp fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:55:08 2015 No.13789176 >>13789168 >Where's your treasure?! >Please don't make me say it... >Cough it up or I'll kill you! >It's in my p-p-pussy... It's her hymen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:55:36 2015 No.13789179 >>13789169 Then you can input an override into her robotic limbs that causes a pleasure feedback loop while you make her ahegao.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:55:37 2015 No.13789180 >>13788836 Not him, but existence is a meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:56:18 2015 No.13789184 >>13789175 I want to see a kuu Living Doll crypto-sexually bullied.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:57:00 2015 No.13789186 >>13789175 I want to see more lactation stuff involving monstergirls you don't normally associate with the fetish. At least Penywise has lactating Oni and Undead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:57:01 2015 No.13789187 >>13789180 Row row row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily merrily merrily merrily Life is but a meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:57:27 2015 No.13789191 >>13789175 That's the great thing about detachable limbs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:57:44 2015 No.13789192 >>13789186 What does the undead lactate? Yoghurt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:58:15 2015 No.13789194 You faggots and your fucking tanukis

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:58:18 2015 No.13789195 >>13789192 Cool, sweet milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:59:20 2015 No.13789200 >>13789175 mfw no living doll with some extra stuffing about the middle so that I can remove her limbs and use her as a pillow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:59:30 2015 No.13789201 >>13789192 Not specified. Probably just normal breast milk. Though I'm sure her mother could slap her tits into lactating other interesting things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:00:24 2015 No.13789206 >>13789192 >Yoghurt? Fund it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:00:35 2015 No.13789207 >>13789179 >detachable limbs >sensory manipulation through cybernetic implants Anon, please. My penis can only get so erect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:00:50 2015 No.13789209 >>13789176 Gross

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:01:15 2015 No.13789212 >>13789122 >>13789130 You're both my niggas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:03:08 2015 No.13789217 >>13789212 >dry humping rape that ends in an eyeful of cum Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:04:42 2015 No.13789223 >>13789186 How about Lava Golems?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:05:58 2015 No.13789228 >>13789223 Warm, sweet milk. Not too dissimilar from hot cocoa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:06:01 2015 No.13789229 File: 505 KB, 1200x1080, iWE4z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tanuki are pretty good

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:06:25 2015 No.13789231

>>13787220
Longhorn holsts, Harpies, coyotes, skunks, a qt armadillo girl with a shell on her back, brown skinned Brown tarantula arachnes with south of the border accents,lamias, cougars, bobcats, wild pig P'Orcs, Texas has a lot of variety. Sure, there are no JInkos, but I'll take a cougar flavor big cat girl any day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:08:06 2015 No.13789234 File: 331 KB, 375x523, 1214455726417.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13785872 I summon Meplat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:08:53 2015 No.13789236 >>13789231 >cougar flavor big cat girl Cougars are actually small cats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:11:25 2015 No.13789243 Are Jitsu wa Watashi wa and Monster Musume worth watching? I mean I loved them but >anime

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:12:00 2015 No.13789244 >>13789236 2-3 feet tall at shoulder while a tiger is 3-3.6 ft. tigers are the biggest tho, so why not a super fit cougar girl who's a bit taller than average as opposed to jinko brick shithouse size?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:12:07 2015 No.13789245 >>13789243 They're both kinda boring, watch Overlord

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:12:20 2015 No.13789246 >>13789236 They're the size of a person, unless you're referring to how they're more genetically related to domestic cats than big cats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:13:53 2015 No.13789251 >>13789243 Monster Musume is pretty much a 1:1 of the anime with the nipple shots removed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:14:46 2015 No.13789255 >>13789243 go ask /a/ about it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:15:04 2015 No.13789256 >>13789236 >Small cat >Live in Michigan, we have Lynxs. >QT Cat girl with HUGE PAWS for snow travel, tufts on the tips of her ears, and a little nub of a tail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:15:42 2015 No.13789258 >>13789255 I want to ask the monster girl experts though.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:16:09 2015 No.13789261

>Have monstergirl childhood friend
>Completely chaste interactions between the two of you since they day your parents brought you both home from the hospital
>Sitting in bed on night
>Hear someone walking up your front steps
>Suddenly someone kicks down your bedroom door so hard it tears the hinges out of the wall
>It's her, stripped down to nothing but her underwear and a glaze of sweat
>"I JUST HIT PUBERTY LET'S FUCKING DO IT!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:16:15 2015 No.13789262 >>13789251 Hooray for BD-Purchase-Encouragement...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:17:14 2015 No.13789268 >>13789261 But my heart is not ready!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:17:53 2015 No.13789272 >>13789268 "I'LL MAKE IT READY!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:18:28 2015 No.13789273 >>13789261 Well, I guess it's time to fuck. Sounds fun.

Drace Fri Jul 17 19:18:50 2015 No.13789277
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Part 1 out of however long this story goes is up, guys.
>Prologue for anybody who missed it: http://pastebin.com/XiUBB8Pr
>Part 1/?: http://pastebin.com/bzsb23sa

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:20:08 2015 No.13789283 File: 321 KB, 634x900, 1401227408399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789256 >Sand catgirl >Fluffy legal loli Best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:21:43 2015 No.13789291 >>13789273 >One hospital trip later...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:22:17 2015 No.13789294 >>13789256 I want to play with a Lynxs tail and give scratches right at the bottom. >>13789291 Completely worth it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:23:26 2015 No.13789297 I want to hunt down my own waifu!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:23:56 2015 No.13789300 >>13789272 Then he had a heart attack and died. Being a premature smoker is bad kiddies.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:24:56 2015 No.13789302

>>13789261
Imagining this with a Hellhound is doing things to me. I'm also imagining her pinning me to the bed before saying her bit.
>>13789291
>>13789294
All I can imagine is Anon's childhood friend sitting next to his bed blushing and apologizing while he just keeps grinning and giving her a thumbs up with his arm in a cast and his body wrapped in bandages.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:25:02 2015 No.13789304
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>>13789261

>Have Cyclops childhood friend
>She's always been a shrinking violet, even when you're a boisterous kid
>Her mother and your dad think it's kind of cute that you want to become the greatest Templar of the New Age with her as your sniper/ranger assistant
>You end up moving away, tearing both of you to shreds
>Move back to town, she's working in her mother's smithy now and smiles at you once you remind her of who you are
>It's been years since you've seen each other
>You spend time reminiscing about the olden days and see how she's improved with her sniping at the range
>You've had far too many beers and stumble over to the jukebox pressing a random button
>It's by Frank Sinatra
>Your face when you look back her and she hears the song playing, it's Can't Take My Eyes Off You
>Your face when she downs her beer, and looks at you with this expression on her face
>She's been mentally replacing the "I" with "Eye"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:25:09 2015 No.13789306 >>13789256 >live in Michigan > Lynx MG So glad im part of this club

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:25:57 2015 No.13789309

>>13789297
That sounds like it could be really hard depending on which waifu you want. A catgirl? Just put a cardboard box outside and soon you'll have dozens of the dumb assholes piled up in it. A yeti? Better start saving up for tickets to Nepal, and start a cold-weather training regimen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:26:36 2015 No.13789314 File: 17 KB, 625x294, 1333284213601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789297 What if your monsterwaifu is a tanker?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:26:47 2015 No.13789315 >>13789302 >young hellhound x shota for their first time Oh yes. This is good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:27:51 2015 No.13789317 >>13789315 So teenagers are shotas now? Because I'm pretty sure puberty hits in the teenage years anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:27:53 2015 No.13789318 File: 139 KB, 650x619, 1434924947092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789304

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:28:54 2015 No.13789321 >>13789317 younger end of the teenage spectrum tho.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:29:01 2015 No.13789322 >>13789314 My waifu is actually a dakimakura of a tanker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:29:19 2015 No.13789324 >>13789317 Puberty can hit as early as nine. Girls tend to enter puberty a little earlier than boys as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:29:40 2015 No.13789326 >>13789317 Actually, because of all the shit in our food it's been hitting sooner and sooner. Like, even when I was in middle school I was seeing major changes. I figured they would be around 11 or 12.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:29:41 2015 No.13789325 File: 310 KB, 850x1111, 1435629774935.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789318

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:29:55 2015 No.13789327 >>13789321 Still not really within the Shota range.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:30:07 2015 No.13789328 File: 359 KB, 640x479, 1417928894683.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789283 I want to party with Bast!

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:31:37 2015 No.13789335

>>13789324
To keep it not creepy, assume the Hellhound/anon thing happens when they're both 15.
She'd probably be able to know exactly when you hit puberty.
Now I'm imagining a hellhound waiting and waiting until one day just charges out of her room shouting "FINALLY".

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:32:04 2015 No.13789337 >>13789325 >One-Eye Ninjas This is a recipe for disaster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:32:14 2015 No.13789339 >>13789328 Get the hell out of here with this shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:32:41 2015 No.13789343 File: 21 KB, 323x480, 054a907282a48e5e2057720f1028962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789325 I often wonder why latenight drew the Sheikah emblem on that Cyclops apron. Not that I mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:32:51 2015 No.13789344 >>13789335 >creepy >not liking loli I think you're in the wrong place, friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:33:38 2015 No.13789347 >>13789343 The Lens of Truth. She can tell if you love her or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:34:09 2015 No.13789351 >>13789344 >Everyone shares my fetish for literal children! I've seen those arguments back in the /a/ days anon, I'm allowed to not like Lolis. I like to think I still have some of my morality after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:34:18 2015 No.13789353 >You will never have a Hellhound do this http://i.imgur.com/GiJkxNm.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:35:19 2015 No.13789358 >>13789335 >To keep it not creepy Don't be a bitch nigga, it's not like we already have smut involving exploratory sex between a shota and oppai loli Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:35:21 2015 No.13789360 >>13788973 Google failed me, but that artstyle, is it Kawasaki Tadataka?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:35:32 2015 No.13789362 File: 21 KB, 444x679, Suffering.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789353 Why'd you have to do that anon. Why'd you have to remind me that I'll never cuddle with my Hellhound waifu on the couch and feel her nuzzle up against my chest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:35:34 2015 No.13789363 >>13789335 Nah, I'll keep it in the same age frame I thought of, but you're free to keep it at that if you want, friend. To each their own. >>13789353 Oh god. My heart. It can't take it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:36:31 2015 No.13789371 >>13789306 We also get salmon and zebra muscle MG's anon! Arnt you happy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:36:44 2015 No.13789373 File: 151 KB, 1233x841, 1403039516302.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that Wood Elves can be very possessive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:37:02 2015 No.13789374 >>13789351 They're not children, they're 2d.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:37:03 2015 No.13789375 >>13789353 If I wanted a canid to be a moeblob I would get a dog girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:37:03 2015 No.13789376 >>13789360 Yes. http://exhentai.org/g/775920/1f6bbb85e5/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:38:31 2015 No.13789384 >>13789374 I'm still allowed to not like it.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:38:52 2015 No.13789385

>>13789353
>Your hellhound waifu will never try to hunt vermin around the house
>You will never scold her telling her that is gross
>She will never disregard you and start rolling over the dead bodies of their prey
>You will never wonder why she does that
>She will never know why she does it either

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:38:55 2015 No.13789386 >>13789373 No anon you don't understand! Elves are only for raping and mindbreaking and such because my doujins say so!

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:39:04 2015 No.13789387

>>13789373
You realize she's not doing anything to prevent me from leaving other than hollow threats? I'd just pack up and go. It's not like she can defend that behavior in front of other people.

And even if she did "drop me like an elk" I'd still be infinitely better off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:39:58 2015 No.13789391 >>13789375 >Showing affection >Moeblob She can be cute without being a Moeblob anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:40:43 2015 No.13789392 File: 178 KB, 1265x842, 1374339897358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789373 /tg/ post thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:40:48 2015 No.13789393 File: 485 KB, 1200x1165, 37784bc777c87e29004cd7d57dab7372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789386 >tfw no yandere survivalist Elf to stalk you during a camping trip

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:41:00 2015 No.13789395 >>13789384 Never You must like what I like and dislike what I dislike. That is the law.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:41:48 2015 No.13789398 >>13789392 no

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:42:12 2015 No.13789401 >>13789335 >"Here you go sweetie" >"What's this mama?" >"It's a puberty alarm for that nice boy across the street you've been playing with" >"What's puberty?" >"You'll know when it goes off."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:42:12 2015 No.13789402 >>13789393 Goddamn i want to slap that butt so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:43:01 2015 No.13789407 >>13789163 >>13789172 >Attempts to grab a hunter in a tree stand, this happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXBjYRjNf7U

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:43:46 2015 No.13789411 File: 473 KB, 750x752, 1437176626311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't open it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:44:04 2015 No.13789412 File: 2.95 MB, 704x394, 1436504347930.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789353 >You will never have a family of canine monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:44:56 2015 No.13789417 File: 138 KB, 566x800, Harpy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789411 I opened it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:45:09 2015 No.13789420 >>13789411 I wonder how the TL for the second part is coming along.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:45:34 2015 No.13789423 >>13789411 imma open it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:45:52 2015 No.13789426 >>13789411 Why wouldn't I open an image of best moth, full of love and crazy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:47:00 2015 No.13789431 >>13789411 >no antennae Into the trash it goes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:47:15 2015 No.13789434 File: 10 KB, 295x370, Orc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789412 >>13789412

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:47:42 2015 No.13789435 File: 1.42 MB, 2077x3019, 1368484369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789411 Moth is love and life

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:48:53 2015 No.13789439 Guys help I can't think of names for twins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:49:16 2015 No.13789445 >>13789407 >S-senpai noticed me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:49:21 2015 No.13789446 >>13789435 >Not butterfly false flagging against moths

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:50:12 2015 No.13789450 >>13789435 God fucking dammit why are there in this world things so molestable?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:50:16 2015 No.13789451 >>13789439 Macie and Gracie

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:50:43 2015 No.13789452 >>13789439 Onihime and Yasha

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:51:02 2015 No.13789455 >>13789439 nini and mimi

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:51:43 2015 No.13789458 >>13789439 Hanz and Franz

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:51:50 2015 No.13789459 >>13789435 This is the optima size/age difference for /ss/ scenarios. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:52:25 2015 No.13789460 >>13789439 Bum and Weasel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:53:06 2015 No.13789461 >>13789439 Smokie and The Bandit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:53:37 2015 No.13789463 >>13789439 Ornstein and Smough

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:54:16 2015 No.13789465 >>13789439 Jamie and Silent Robin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:54:29 2015 No.13789467 >>13789439 Agni and Rudra

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:54:50 2015 No.13789470 >>13789439 Lololo and Lalala

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:55:13 2015 No.13789473 >>13789463 >Throne watcher & Throne defender all the shit they would go through life with these

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:57:56 2015 No.13789479 >>13789439 One and Two.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:58:40 2015 No.13789483 >>13789439 Germaine and Errol

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 19:59:23 2015 No.13789486 >>13789439 The Keymaster and The Gatekeeper

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:02:43 2015 No.13789497 >>13789439 Beavis and Butthead Ed and Eddy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:03:58 2015 No.13789500 >>13789439 The best pair of assholes in the universe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:04:31 2015 No.13789502 >>13789439 Butch and Cassidy, or at least a female version of Butch if they're both females.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:05:10 2015 No.13789508 >>13789439 Thelma and Loiuse

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:05:10 2015 No.13789509 >>13789486 Gozer fucking go and stay go. You never did turn into a Slor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:06:40 2015 No.13789514 File: 293 KB, 626x741, i_never_asked_for_this_batgirl_zton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789509 there is no dana, only zuul

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:06:42 2015 No.13789516 File: 560 KB, 1200x1749, 1436223506357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789431 Sorry

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:07:57 2015 No.13789520 >>13789514 What a lovely singing voice you must have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:09:57 2015 No.13789526 >>13789514 Fucking traps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:10:39 2015 No.13789531 >>13789526 Well actually, that's not technically a trap But, well, it really doesn't matter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:10:45 2015 No.13789532 >>13789526 Technically she's a girl irl, but then can be any gender in her BF's dreams.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:11:52 2015 No.13789536 File: 583 KB, 968x1000, Nightmare Chibi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Based Mono does such nice adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:11:52 2015 No.13789537 >>13789531 >>13789532 Let just call "her" the Schrodinger's Alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:12:14 2015 No.13789540 Your monster girl waifu wants you to make a special dessert for your anniversary! What do you make? I'll probably make her my key lime pie, i'm told it's very good, if not rather tart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:12:18 2015 No.13789541 >>13789375 Right, no fun allowed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:13:06 2015 No.13789543 >>13789540 An Extremely Spicy Steak

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:13:40 2015 No.13789545 >>13789536 >Thumbnail makes it look like a pout >It isn't Well ain't that some black magic. Mono should do more chibi's

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:13:54 2015 No.13789546 >>13789420 It's coming along. I'm on page 18 of 46.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:14:29 2015 No.13789547 >>13789540 My dick with whipped cream and a cherry on it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:14:44 2015 No.13789548 >>13789526 Worse, it's futa

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:16:04 2015 No.13789553 >>13789540 Crepes. Gotta make sure we're stocked with all sorts of sweet things to put on them though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:16:42 2015 No.13789556 >>13789540 How would your MG waifu celebrate your birthday? i was hoping for the best blowjob ever given.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:17:12 2015 No.13789559

>>13789537
That's what she is in the context of the story.

As a (More traditional vs. the MGE) Nightmare "Her" gender is predicated upon which she uses to get off. As they are dream-demons, it's standard practice for them to try out both in the dreams of a male and female they like. They're a futa until they pick which they prefer.

Originally "She" thought she'd be a "He", and thus tried fucking a girl "He" liked in her dreams. But didn't really feel it. Then she tried her best bud's dreams instead. Repeatedly. And thus went all Alp and went full-girl in reality. But still retains the ability to present herself as any gender in her now-boyfriend's mind. Male, Female, or Futa.

But just remember, in the waking world, she is now 100% a girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:17:29 2015 No.13789560 >>13789536 Good to see more love for best horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:17:56 2015 No.13789562 >>13789556 Anything's better than how I celebrate it now, that's for sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:18:44 2015 No.13789567 >>13789556 She wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:19:01 2015 No.13789568 >>13789545 A little bird told me he's accepting chibi commissions

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:19:11 2015 No.13789569 >>13789556 A day of cuddles, video games, and Karate bugmen. And then passionate sex all night. One last game of Smash to decide who tops first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:19:24 2015 No.13789570 >>13789540 Tiramisu. Love it so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:19:35 2015 No.13789572 >>13789556 Soft cuddly femdom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:20:41 2015 No.13789574 >>13789572 The dream

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:21:00 2015 No.13789576 >>13789568 Well ain't that "little bird" a beacon of good news. Shame my wallet's going to hate me if I do

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:22:16 2015 No.13789583 >>13789376 Thanks.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:22:27 2015 No.13789585

>>13789540
Hrm...well, I make a pretty decent chocolate cake. But that somehow seems too basic. I rather like the raspberry white chocolate cake from M&Ms, but even making it myself, even replicating something store-bought seems half-assed. Hmm...maybe that Apple Pizza I made in high school? Nah, too basic. Lemon Meringue Pie? Fresh and pipping hot? Or I could ask my sister to teach me how to make mango creme brulee. Decisions, decisions...

>>13789556
I want Polynesian Sex.
Also >>13789569

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:23:38 2015 No.13789586 >>13789572 I'd like to be tied up and blindfolded and teased for a while before she finally mounts me, all while she says sweet things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:23:41 2015 No.13789588 >>13789536 I want to go around stealing monstergirl weapons JUST TO BE A DICK!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:26:53 2015 No.13789597 >>13789540 Anon-Family's Special Peanut Butter Cookies

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:28:14 2015 No.13789603

>>13789588
>Be a Cyclops
>Rather famous one at that
>Crafted a number of weapons considered "Legendary", wielded by famed MGs everywhere
>Often get commissions for similar items by girls who idolize these "Monster Heroes"
>Life is good
>Then start hearing rumors about some jackass dick going around stealing weapons
>Finally decide to do something about it
>And thus began one Cyclops' journey to recover the weapons she crafted, and return them to their rightful owners
>"Travails of the Blacksmith", coming to a theater near you this summer!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:30:25 2015 No.13789606 >>13789559 Which makes her full of so much love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:31:15 2015 No.13789607 >>13789603 >Not handing this mission over to her greatest weapon of all >A hinezumi that spent her whole life on a secluded island mastering an unarmed sword style

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:31:23 2015 No.13789608 File: 433 KB, 688x875, 50798864_p7_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >A werewolfu will never gaze upon you with a look of pure desire

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:32:25 2015 No.13789611 >>13789608 too bad this wan probably has a doggy dick given the art style

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:33:34 2015 No.13789614 File: 538 KB, 688x875, 49399705_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789611 Mu^3 does do more than just futa

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:34:17 2015 No.13789617 Would a Weapon Tsukumogami keep her battle-scars in humanoid form?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:37:40 2015 No.13789623 >>13789546 Awesome.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:38:17 2015 No.13789625

>>13789617
I imagine so.

Severe nicks and blunts in her blade would appear like very rough, dark scars. Roughly mended damage would appear like mostly-healed, whitened scars. Properly mended to the point of her blade looking like new, you'd barely be able to see anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:38:56 2015 No.13789628 >>13789540 Carrot Cake that uses her breast milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:39:55 2015 No.13789630 File: 211 KB, 1600x1200, 24897_anime_girls_catgirl_anime_catgrils.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Want to play anon kun?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:41:27 2015 No.13789633 >>13789630 the fuck is that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:41:33 2015 No.13789634 >>13789630 Oh hey, I was on that thread too. Also >Anon kun I'm playing that game too!

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:41:50 2015 No.13789637
File: 604 KB, 868x713, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

So what was everybody's opinion on Cathyl in Monster Musume? Or at least, those who read MonMusu?
She's pretty clearly a holstaur (she even has a milking scene), but she has the brash tomboy personality and the muscles of a minotaur.

I personally find the combination adorable. 10/10, would snuggle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:42:49 2015 No.13789640 >>13789637 Too big, too autistic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:43:14 2015 No.13789642 >>13789637 She's a moron.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:43:48 2015 No.13789644 >>13789637 She's a slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:44:17 2015 No.13789646 >>13789614 Fuck off Bob.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:45:48 2015 No.13789650 >>13789625 I want to gently trace my finger across each one and apolgize for not taking better care of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:46:53 2015 No.13789655 >>13789637 I'd rather the sheep/satyr. I can't stand brash tsunderes.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:47:05 2015 No.13789657

>Lose your job
>Knock on your landlady's door and let her know that you just lost your job, and that you're looking for another one but you were wondering if you could have a grace period if you weren't able to find one by the end of the month
>She's a Tanuki, you're expecting her to laugh in your face
>You weren't expecting her to tell you that you can take all the time you need, and that if it ends up taking months, you can pay your back owed rent off in installments with no interest
>Your father always told you to never look a gift horse in the mouth, so you said thanks and booked it back to your apartment before she could change her mind
>Two months go by, and while you've had a couple interviews, nothing's come of them
>She knocked on your door that evening and told you your rent was due
>You explained to her that you still haven't found a new job yet, and she barged right into your apartment and sat down on your couch
>"Anon, I've been thinking. I know I told you that you could take all the time you needed, but you can't live her for free forever."
>You beg her to not kick you out, you've got no where else to go
>She chuckles a little at that
>"Oh, sweety, I'd never put you out on the streets, all I'm saying is that I need to be compensated, do you understand?"
>She accompanied those words with spread legs and hands rubbing her inner thighs
>"Are you sure you can't "make a payment"?"

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:47:42 2015 No.13789660

>>13789261
This could be really fun with a succubus childhood friend that is a little younger than you.

>She is always acting lewdly without really knowing it as it is her instincts to behave that way
>As you are older than her you reached puberty first so for a while you have constantly been sexually teased by her unconscious acts
>She hits puberty and finally understand how incredibly lewd she has been around you
>She is so embarrassed by this that she can't even see or talk to you anymore with blushing
>Stops visiting you so you don't meet her for a few days
>She talks to her mother about this problem and gets the advice that if she becomes a couple with you it stops being embarrassing
>Calls you and asks if you want to go out with her this weekend
>During the date she is nervous as hell and blushing every time she looks at your face
>The date ends and as you are about to go home she suggest that she spends the night at you place/go to her house/stay at a hotel
>You and her have awkward virgin sex until halfway through her instincts kick in and she completely ravages you all night until both of you pass out
>Since then she no longer feels embarrassed by the way she acted and confidently behaves like you would expect of a succubus when together with you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:47:56 2015 No.13789662 >>13789646 Bob dindu nuffin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:48:36 2015 No.13789664 >>13789657 I expect for a moment that he was going to be forced to do a porn movie with three manticores. I'm dissapointed.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:48:46 2015 No.13789665

>>13789637
She's ugly
She's high maintenance
She's tsundere
She's selfish
She's mind-numbingly, rib-breakingly stupid
She's a cheater
She's a whore
She acts on her assumptions
She's surly
She's violent
She's rude
She's mistrustful

Christ, she's AWFUL.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:49:02 2015 No.13789668 >>13789637 She's like the average NTR heroine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:49:08 2015 No.13789669 >>13789439 Yaksa, Rakshasa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:49:46 2015 No.13789673 >>13789611 >>13789614 I didn't know he did futa at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:49:47 2015 No.13789674 >>13789644 Just like every other monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:50:07 2015 No.13789676 File: 824 KB, 900x675, fug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uguu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:50:59 2015 No.13789679 >>13789665 >>13789637 Oh yeah, and she's incredibly abusive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:51:32 2015 No.13789683 >>13789674 You should go and learn the difference between a nympho and a slut

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:51:40 2015 No.13789684

>>13789637
Yeah, I'd go with >>13789644 >>13789665 >>13789668

Glad other people are with me on this. Back when the chapter first came out, I was the only one saying this and everyone else was just singing the praises of the giant tits.

>>13789655
Agreed. Those two little brown sheep girls were adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:52:12 2015 No.13789687 >>13789657 Hm, well being homeless isn't so bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:53:03 2015 No.13789691 >>13789637 I like muscles, I like snu snu and I like giant tits but she's a cheating slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:54:25 2015 No.13789696 >>13789657 Continue, even if autists will go "hurr Jewnuki"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:54:48 2015 No.13789699 >>13789637 One an only hope that they make her arc better in the anime, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:55:27 2015 No.13789700 >>13789637 She's a bitch and a slut. Worst cow I've seen in a long time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:55:39 2015 No.13789702 >>13789637 >>13789691 Fucking this, I'll say it again, only the crab could make a shit cow-girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:56:21 2015 No.13789710 File: 1.37 MB, 2560x1024, Two Scoops.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chocolate or vanilla?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:56:42 2015 No.13789711 >>13789699 Can it really be called an arc? It was only one chapter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:57:14 2015 No.13789712 >>13789702 Isn't she a minotaur

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:57:37 2015 No.13789714 >>13789710 Swirl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:57:47 2015 No.13789715 >>13789710 Something with either a smaller chest or a body that's proportional to those huge chesticles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:57:53 2015 No.13789716 >>13789710 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:58:08 2015 No.13789718 >>13789710 Both at the same time one on top of the other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:58:29 2015 No.13789719 >>13789711 Indeed. The more overall arc seemed to be "MGs who have a life outside of Darling's Harem". Which then got kinda disrupted with this minotaur getting her jollies off to him milking her better than her boyfriend. So yeah...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:58:51 2015 No.13789720 >>13789710 Vanilla. The chocolate looks awful in this case.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:59:09 2015 No.13789721 >>13789712 Minotaurs are cow-girls essentially.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 20:59:19 2015 No.13789722 >>13789715 >a body that's proportional to those huge chesticles. You have some kinda giantess fetish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:00:19 2015 No.13789724 File: 218 KB, 1000x1071, 1436227347886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789710 Blueberry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:00:31 2015 No.13789726 >>13789721 But cowgirl is the subspecies. If everything you should say that cowgirls are minotaurs essentially.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:00:45 2015 No.13789728 >>13789715 Get this faggot shit out of here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:01:01 2015 No.13789729 >>13789719 >milking her better than her boyfriend I kinda interpreted it as her being pissed with her boyfriend because she thought he was cheating, so it got to the point where her tits were actually in pain so she needed anybody to do it for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:01:30 2015 No.13789730 >>13789726 They're all bovine who cares about the subspecies labels?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:02:09 2015 No.13789734 >>13789719 >not enjoying carbamn bringing such innovations as NTR to monster girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:02:31 2015 No.13789735 >>13789729 Because that's exactly what happened.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:02:41 2015 No.13789737 >>13789734 Anon please

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:03:25 2015 No.13789739 File: 1.24 MB, 811x1163, 46741743_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:04:09 2015 No.13789742 >>13789710 Strawberry

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:04:31 2015 No.13789743 File: 219 KB, 728x1065, Instant Fox! Just add water!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789734 I like Crabman's foxes.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:04:34 2015 No.13789744

>>13789729
I was exaggerating. You are right, but does that make it any better? Squeezing a girl's breasts, even a cow girl, is still an inherently sexual act. And she only thought he was cheating because her first instinct was to beat the shit out of him rather than confront him and clear things up. So pretty shit tier.

>>13789734
This is bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:06:23 2015 No.13789749 >>13789719 >>13789729 >>13789744 Can we just take a moment to appreciate just how utterly fucking BRAINDEAD youd have to be to mistake a group of SHEEP for women?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:06:55 2015 No.13789750 >>13789744 >even a cow girl Its especially so for a cow-girl, its a very intimate and personal act since that's pretty much their whole thing. The fact that she was fine with some total stranger doing it proves how much of a slut she is.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:07:44 2015 No.13789754

>>13789749
To be fair, she lives with a group of sheep-women, so...

But then again, given the correlation of sounds, that would make them the first suspects, so you'd think she'd think to confront them about it to...but no.

She just beat the guy up. What a shit girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:08:21 2015 No.13789758 >>13789743 I also love their soft, downy, full body fur and button noses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:08:38 2015 No.13789759 File: 223 KB, 1200x1191, 1430345685988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789743 She's Polt levels of cheesy, and therefor disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:09:52 2015 No.13789762 File: 194 KB, 728x1065, 8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789759 Good, it means she's not cosplay-tier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:11:06 2015 No.13789766 >>13789754 I'd like to point out the fact that in order to mistake one for the other you'd at least need a similar silhouette.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:11:32 2015 No.13789768 >>13789762 >muh cosplay-tier argument Furfag please.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:11:56 2015 No.13789770

>>13789744
Very good point. I'm assuming Darling was just being the kind soul he normally was and trying to help her with the pain, but yeah, he was kinda out of line with that.
>>13789750
Keep in mind that she was in actual physical pain, Cerea had shown she was kind of clueless about milking, Papi was out playing with chickens, and she was too embarrassed to ask Merino or the twins to do it. Darling was her only option. And yeah, she was getting off to it, but still, she mostly did it out of desperation, not just to get herself off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:12:31 2015 No.13789772 >>13789762 Don't you have a pet to molest somewhere else?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:14:07 2015 No.13789777

>>13789770
To be fair, I don't recall her telling Darling she had a boyfriend until AFTER he'd already milked her.

And again, that her first instinct was to beat the guy up rather than ask him about it...

>>13789766
She didn't even get close enough to see a silhouette though, she just heard him mumbling feminine names in the barn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:14:15 2015 No.13789778 >>13789768 I don't think you know what that word means.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:15:10 2015 No.13789779 >>13789778 I don't think you understand what point you're attempting to make.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:15:48 2015 No.13789783 >>13789779 What?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:16:15 2015 No.13789785

>>13789777
Mumbling feminine names and talking about touching their breasts-
Wait a sec, I just realized. What the fuck kind of farmer talks to his sheep about how much their breasts have grown and how he's going to touch them? Dafuq was going on there?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:17:38 2015 No.13789789 >>13789785 >What the fuck kind of farmer talks to his sheep about how much their breasts have grown and how he's going to touch them? Never met any Welshmen, I assume?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:19:03 2015 No.13789796 File: 224 KB, 358x310, bf8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789789 Goddammit anon, my sides hurt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:20:57 2015 No.13789801 >>13789637 Doujin of Darling ntring nameless farmer guy when? Get on it Japan!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:21:56 2015 No.13789804 >>13789785 The breast is choice meat on pretty well any animal. Any good farmer would be checking to confirm healthy growth of it in his stock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:22:03 2015 No.13789805 >>13789777 >she just heard him mumbling feminine names in the barn Even less of an excuse then. Could you at least look before you send the guy to the hospital?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:23:59 2015 No.13789813 >>13789805 Evidently not. Apparently she overheard him "Cheating", freaked out and ran off, "Confronted" him the next day, and rather than say anything, just stomped him beneath her massive hooves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:25:27 2015 No.13789817 >>13789813 Her boyfriend must have the moral code (and durability) of superman to forgive her for that. Oh well. At least the fanart was hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:26:37 2015 No.13789821 Forget the tsundere cow. I want the goat twins to put my arms around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:26:53 2015 No.13789824 >>13789817 Yeah, he was all smiles when he came back, even wrapped in bandages. And yes, the fanart is lovely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:27:31 2015 No.13789829 >>13789821 I think the only two things people can agree upon with that chapter is that Cott and Ton were adorable and so were Papi and her chickies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:28:21 2015 No.13789834 >>13789821 >>13789829 Agreed wholeheartedly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:28:36 2015 No.13789838 >>13789813 That's a pretty shitty way to handle things - just resorting to violence whenever you're upset. Why can't a fucking character in a manga actually resolve their problems like an actual person instead of a drunk wifebeater?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:29:15 2015 No.13789840 >>13789821 I'd rather the goats from that Hirame doujin. Well, most of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:29:35 2015 No.13789841 >>13789838 Drunk wifebeaters ARE actual people. I should know, I've watched enough episodes of Cops.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:31:17 2015 No.13789843 File: 302 KB, 1920x1080, 1429423275336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you let a monstergirl influence you through words?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:32:00 2015 No.13789848 File: 173 KB, 781x658, 1543678438764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789821 I want to make both of them my wives!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:32:36 2015 No.13789850 lolmod

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:33:45 2015 No.13789854
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>>13789841
You know what I mean, anon.

Like, why can't cowtits just go to her BF and ask him what he meant instead of going all fucking MISUNDERSTANDINGS and 'lol so cute ultraviolent megacunt- I mean tsundere!'

I just want a wolfgirl manga where the MC throws all the fucking tropes in the trash. Instead of stupid beast-person trope, she's intelligent, confident, and emotionally well-developed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:33:49 2015 No.13789855 >>13789821 I honestly wish Crabman had done more with their personalities, they seem adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:35:20 2015 No.13789861 >>13789848 Faceless man please go they have boyfriends

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:35:43 2015 No.13789863 File: 97 KB, 510x1050, Alma a cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789026 Normalcy Fetish.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:36:32 2015 No.13789867
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>>13789854
Because then Darling wouldn't have an excuse to milk her, come on.

>I just want a wolfgirl manga where the MC throws all the fucking tropes in the trash.
Kekkai Sensen does that with a side character. Including tossing away all wolfu physical attributes, unfortunately, but hey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:36:42 2015 No.13789868 >>13789861 Faceless men need love too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:37:37 2015 No.13789873 >>13789868 They need a bullet in their heads

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:38:29 2015 No.13789879 >>13789863 >tail cover tasteful

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:38:50 2015 No.13789880 File: 239 KB, 728x1065, 172323693298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789861 >tfw no single Monster Girl to hook up with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:38:59 2015 No.13789881 >>13789868 No they don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:39:02 2015 No.13789882 >>13789854 >why can't cowtits just go to her BF and ask him what he meant instead of going all fucking MISUNDERSTANDINGS Do you know ANY women at all?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:40:15 2015 No.13789887 >>13789861 What the fuck you on about, we're all faceless here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:40:19 2015 No.13789888 >>13789880 >that lucky jap son of a fucking bitch gets the best ass all to himself I AM OVERFLOW WITH JEALOUSY >>13789882 Can we not bring 2d vs 3d into this please

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:40:52 2015 No.13789891 >>13789880 I like Polt's big meaty paws. >>13789882 Yes? They have no problem confronting people whenever they think something is up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:40:56 2015 No.13789892 >>13789880 I like how the dragonnewt pretends she doesn't care but she's already curling her tail around him

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:41:00 2015 No.13789894 >>13789880 >government sponsored hookups >it's against the law to fuck them Those poor fucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:41:26 2015 No.13789895 >>13789888 Crabman's girls act like 3D, so yes, we will bring it into this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:41:31 2015 No.13789896 >>13789887 I thought we were all little girls. Was that just /a/? Shouldn't we all be faceless little girls with silly hats here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:41:59 2015 No.13789899 >>13789891 >Polt's That's not Polt bro >>13789895 I guess you've never met a real woman before

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:42:17 2015 No.13789902 >>13789868 >implying faceless men WANT love >and not just a hole to j-j-jam it into Those are some big assumptions you're making there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:42:26 2015 No.13789903 >>13789891 >no problem confronting people So you don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:42:51 2015 No.13789906 >>13789895 >Crabman's girls act like 3D >He thinks misunderstandings are a new thing in anime

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:43:26 2015 No.13789910 >>13789896 Yes, just /a/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:43:38 2015 No.13789911 >>13789892 That's not a dragonnewt so much as it's a Lizardman. Unless Crabman is a master of black magics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:44:01 2015 No.13789912 >>13789895 >Crabman's girls act like 3D Let's not go that fucking far

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:44:10 2015 No.13789914 File: 356 KB, 840x1200, 50451580_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789903 Right, before we go all misunderstandings here, I should probably mention I'm a wizard so most of the women I deal with are 30+.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:45:23 2015 No.13789919 >>13789914 Can you stop needlessly dumping images?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:45:48 2015 No.13789920 >>13789880 Write up one of those character apps? Maybe Okayado is still taking applications. >>13789888 >>13789891 That's not Polt guys... >>13789895 Just the one. >>13789892 Not a Dragonewt, no wings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:45:55 2015 No.13789921 >>13789911 Ah yes, dragonnewts have wings.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:46:36 2015 No.13789924

>>13789899
Nigger I can't tell you how many times a panty friend has asked m to spy on a boyfriend because reasons. Girls work on perception, if they imagine something is up, they will take steps even if nothing is going on.

>>13789914
Like that matters, they're just slower to fly off the handle. Sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:46:52 2015 No.13789927 >>13789880 I don't give a fuck, I'd still tap that kobold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:48:06 2015 No.13789930 >>13789906 Way to miss the point faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:48:09 2015 No.13789931 >>13789927 Even though she'd smell like hotspring wet dog after that bath?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:48:22 2015 No.13789933 >>13789920 Do you ever wonder if Apophis will be a homestay option? I mean, not Apophis as we know it, obviously, but... ...I need my purple-skin black-sclera goddess, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:48:58 2015 No.13789935 >>13789931 >Not wanting to towel dry her then use a hair dryer on her so she turns into a giant puffball

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:49:52 2015 No.13789941 File: 352 KB, 1280x720, 1436900276789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789933 >Apophis Not for now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:49:53 2015 No.13789942 >>13789933 Well, there were some variants as we saw in the first episode bonus post-credits...like Medusa. But none of them seemed to have such an...exotic, skin color.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:49:54 2015 No.13789943 >>13789933 She's an MGE girl, anon. Unless you want to go a route similar to SuperEgo's setting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:52:43 2015 No.13789953 File: 1.19 MB, 1440x810, ddj9Y69.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789941 Also posting the harpy one because why not. I wonder what sub especies will the centaurs have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:53:22 2015 No.13789956 File: 158 KB, 984x1200, 1437184402719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13789927 Just for you anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:54:02 2015 No.13789957 >>13789953 My guess is that they won't be as varied as the lamias and harpies. I'm no horse expert, but as far as I'm aware aside from size and color, horses aren't as diverse a species as birds and snakes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:55:30 2015 No.13789963 >>13789957 >I'm no horse expert Yeah I can see it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:56:28 2015 No.13789969 >>13789953 >Thick, powerful legs >Those things Dammit, Crabman. Dat raptor doe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:58:10 2015 No.13789975 >>13789956 I have no Idea what you're on about, but at least delete the unrelated image, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:00:21 2015 No.13789979 >>13789975 I'm saying you're THIRSTY NIGGA! SO MANY BETTER OPTIONS AND YOU GO FOR THE DOG ON TWO LEGS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:00:33 2015 No.13789980 >>13789739 I like the garb, but it makes her seem a but like a pear. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:01:03 2015 No.13789982 >>13789843 Yes, because I have no spine

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:02:35 2015 No.13789988 >>13789979 It's a pretty cute dog on two legs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:03:25 2015 No.13789989 >>13789920 >That's not Polt guys... Quiet, kobolds having best ass is genetic. >>13789924 >panty friend Dog, if your girls are acting like that you need some new company

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:06:11 2015 No.13789999 >>13789989 I want to bury my face into Kobold ass and never leave

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:06:25 2015 No.13790000 >>13789953 The bird feet just look wrong to me, like it's missing a rear facing toe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:06:28 2015 No.13790001 >>13789894 That's Japan for you, the land where its illegal to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:06:54 2015 No.13790002 The Yuki-Onna is better than almost every other girl on EMG, including the harem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:07:56 2015 No.13790008 All this talk about fun, sporty dog girls makes me want to write another husky girl story. But I'm already writing a succuvirus story. This is true suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:08:23 2015 No.13790010 File: 913 KB, 1776x2600, 1mg000029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790002 I can dig her not-Zaku mask.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:10:12 2015 No.13790016 >>13789989 I think you misunderstand. Panty friends are the girls that tell you everything, but they're just that, friends. Don't sex a panty friend unless you're willing to lose the friendship.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:10:27 2015 No.13790017 >>13789999 I wanna bury my face in kobold everything

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:11:07 2015 No.13790018 >>13790016 I'm kind of curious as to where this term comes from.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:11:52 2015 No.13790020 >>13789988 I still don't want you near my neighborhood.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:12:43 2015 No.13790023

>>13790016
>Don't sex a panty friend unless you're willing to lose the friendship
Yeah, no shit, then you become friends with bennifits or lovers. I won't pretend that there arnt some shittyz manipulative women out there but with relationships you get out what you put in

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:13:12 2015 No.13790024 >>13790018 Close girlfriends often share panties. When you become this kind of fiend to a girl, well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:13:21 2015 No.13790025 http://www.monmusu.jp/news/837/ >7m long daki

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:13:41 2015 No.13790026 >>13789953 If it doesn't have a tiny Shetland girl, I'm killing myself, then Crabman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:15:22 2015 No.13790030 File: 43 KB, 576x448, 1436233127542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790025 >people will spend money on this and defend this really

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:15:29 2015 No.13790032 >>13790023 >friends with benefits The moment you dick her, you aren't friends anymore. >lovers This ain't your Chinese cartoons anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:15:41 2015 No.13790033 >>13790024 Are... Are you a vagina anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:17:08 2015 No.13790041 >>13790017 I want to make fun o' Polt's big honkin' bush down below then find out it's pretty good cushioning for bumpin' uglies it is

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:17:36 2015 No.13790042 >>13790025 >http://www.monmusu.jp/news/837/ >7 meters long >$1000 SOMEONE GET SNAKEPIT ANON IN HERE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:17:43 2015 No.13790043 >>13790030 People can do whatever the fuck they want with their money. >Wasting your money to destroy your liver with alcohol is ok but buying a pillow is not

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:18:29 2015 No.13790046 >>13790032 >This ain't your Chinese cartoons anon I won't say details but I'm a fucking shut in with an equally shut in partner and its great >>13790041 I want to ask Polt to do squats and then destroy my dick during anal

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:18:44 2015 No.13790048 >>13790025 >Those posters Where can I order these glorious things?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:19:09 2015 No.13790049 >>13790041 I wonder what it smells like after one of her workouts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:19:21 2015 No.13790051 can someone post some sahuagin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:20:11 2015 No.13790053 I'm curious, what ever happened to that yandere planet thing from month or two back? I remember that the first MG the MC encountered was a Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:22:34 2015 No.13790061 File: 295 KB, 419x391, goodnightsweetprincess.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I had never noticed the qt tanuki in the weresheep article before

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:23:15 2015 No.13790063 >>13790061 Is she happy because soft fluffy weresheep wool, or because she's thinking about the money she'll make off it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:23:20 2015 No.13790065 >>13790049 Like a bitch in heat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:23:50 2015 No.13790069 >>13790025 I can appreciate a lamia daki, but I have to say...It's so ridiculously long. Humorously so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:23:55 2015 No.13790070 >>13790033 I'm the guy with eleven sisters, I've seen some shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:24:33 2015 No.13790072 >>13790063 Like it's not both. On top of that, she even gets a comfy place to nap for free.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:24:34 2015 No.13790073
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Ready to teach a class of teenage Monster Girls? No? Too bad.

First, roll a d12 to determine the subject you teach at high school.

1. English
2. Mathematics
3. History/Humanities/Social Studies
4. Physics
5. Physical Education
6. Music
7. Art
8. Shop Class
9. Sexual Education
10. Drama
11. Chemistry
12. Biology

Then click http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random until you get a Monster Girl species.

The species you rolled makes up the entirety of your 30 student class. How do your students do? How do YOU do? Easy job? Or like trying to teach an elephant to fly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:24:35 2015 No.13790074 >>13790049 Sweat. Girl juice. Sexual desire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:24:39 2015 No.13790075 >>13790065 What happens if I give her a cold bath?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:25:27 2015 No.13790077 >>13790065 People wouldn't use this phrase so liberally if they smelled a dog's estrus. >inb4 did you dick your dog anon No, it's just very noticeable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:25:35 2015 No.13790078 >>13790063 >de hikki goyim will buy these wool blankets at a "fair" price!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:25:43 2015 No.13790079 >>13790073 I knew I forgot something. Use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm to roll

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:25:46 2015 No.13790080 >>13790070 Did any of them share their panties with you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:26:06 2015 No.13790083 >>13790070 dude, I came from an all girl family too, I feel so sorry for you. Did your parents not know what condoms were?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:26:19 2015 No.13790088 >>13790025 >>13790048 >Check at the bottom >While some things will be sold at "TOKUDAS", limited quantities, and best to buy at Comiket >It's all Comiket Exclusive stuff Son of a bitch!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:26:20 2015 No.13790089 >>13790073 >Physics >Barometz Today has just been a day FULL of jokes for me, hasn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:26:24 2015 No.13790090 >>13790075 Then she smells like wet dog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:26:26 2015 No.13790091 >>13790073 >Math to >Ignis Too hot for me mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:26:48 2015 No.13790093 >>13790073 >Sahuagin math class God this is going to be boring.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:27:14 2015 No.13790096 >>13790073 >Physics I hate math. This school is a sham. But maybe my class will b- >Baphomet Time to quit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:27:28 2015 No.13790098 >>13790073 >Music >Chimaera What a nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:27:46 2015 No.13790103 >>13790073 >Physical Education >Succubus They're going to invite me to the showers, don't they?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:28:01 2015 No.13790105 >>13790080 Yes. No, I'm not a trap or gay. >>13790083 They're catholic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:28:11 2015 No.13790106 File: 168 KB, 750x1206, lava golem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790073 >Music >Lava Golem OH BOY HERE WE GO

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:28:13 2015 No.13790107

>>13790073
I have to teach quite possibly my single worst subject to a bunch of ageless fire elementals that have probably seen the jucier parts of it? Fucking bullshit, I'm rerolling.

>Physics
Okay so far...
>Mantis
Well, I can expect not to be asked many questions, but this is manageable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:28:19 2015 No.13790108 File: 364 KB, 500x281, .gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790042 >$1000 $1000!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:29:20 2015 No.13790115 >>13790073 >History >Dark Valkyrie Eh, should be easy enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:29:28 2015 No.13790116 >>13790089 It looks like they're going to be teaching YOU about physics instead, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:29:44 2015 No.13790118 >>13790108 Love has no price.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:29:52 2015 No.13790121 >>13790105 >catholic I KNEW IT!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:30:04 2015 No.13790122 >>13790105 Oh man. I asked that swap thing as a joke, but that's freaking gold. So, did you take them up on the offer? I hear that girls panties are actually kind of comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:30:25 2015 No.13790123 >>13790103 LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:31:08 2015 No.13790126 >MFW can't think of ideas for MGs outside of MGs that I don't even like >MFW this is the real Hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:32:05 2015 No.13790130 >>13790096 >"Oni-chan~ I need help with this question~ It's too loooooong~"

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:33:03 2015 No.13790133

>>13790073
>Teaching Chemistry to a class of Kitsune-tsukis

Always the wannabe foxes. Never the real deal. ...and here I am like a retard trying to perform surgery with a pipe wrench. Then again, there's also those 3-4 girls with 'love you' written on their eyelids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:33:06 2015 No.13790134 >>13790073 >Ogre >Sexual Education Help!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:33:40 2015 No.13790137 >>13790123 >But coach, we just started cl-- >SHUT UP, ALP! JUST FOR THAT YOU'RE DESIGNATED SOAP HOLDER! SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DROP IT! >Kyaa~

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:33:44 2015 No.13790138 >>13790134 RIP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:34:05 2015 No.13790139 >>13790134 Git gud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:34:45 2015 No.13790144 >>13790073 >Music teacher >Werecats But I know NOTHING about music! I'll just tie bells to their tails and call it alternative.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:34:45 2015 No.13790145 >>13790134 Snu-Snu 101

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:35:05 2015 No.13790147 >>13790134 Just hire a bishie for the girls to practice on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:35:30 2015 No.13790148 >>13790134 It was nice to meet you, anon.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:35:34 2015 No.13790149

>>13790073
>English
You've got to be kidding me.
>Charybdis
>Timid
I may have to coddle them some, but I don't mind if they're orderly. Getting them to speak might be a problem, but I would tease them into talking about boys they like or something to get them going.

Better than expected honestly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:36:17 2015 No.13790152 >>13790144 >Jingling bells whenever their fat cat asses and tails shake. When they play at the next school assembly it's going to be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:36:40 2015 No.13790154 >>13790147 >Throw a bishie to them >Walk back later >He's in the Amazon position while his future wife jackhammers his pelvis into oblivion

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:37:05 2015 No.13790156

>>13790073
>biology
to
>Wererabbits

this is not going to go well is it..
i imagine all of them are going to use the computer sim for dissecting a frog or faint before they start. at least ill have their rapt attention when explaining the reproduction systems..

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:37:22 2015 No.13790157

>>13790137
>The Succubi insist that the Alp is a boy and that boys go to the boys locker rooms
>The alp looks at you pleadingly
>There's clearly some charm magic on her that would drive the boys nuts if she got too close to them while half-naked
>The Succubi are trying to hide their grins

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:38:33 2015 No.13790158 >>13790137 I want to lick the sweat of a toned monster girls tummy

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:38:37 2015 No.13790159

>>13790073
>Mathematics
Oh, that's not so tough. I'm an engineer, I can make maths interesting. Once it clicks for people, you start to see how it makes up the entire world with live in. Like the handwriting of God itself, showing us-

>Ushi-oni
Okay, this'll definitely be the funnest class on the planet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:39:14 2015 No.13790162 >>13790154 Well she's either going to have to give up that dream or accept that a lot more women are going to be fucking her man. I ain't hiring more than one, fucking bishies are expensive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:39:19 2015 No.13790163 >>13790152 unf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:39:28 2015 No.13790164 File: 99 KB, 1024x1273, oE3mvNW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Take an unsatisfying shit Wish I had a Hellhound waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:39:42 2015 No.13790165 >>13790073 >Biology >Lava Golem >not Geology or Physics fuck

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:39:57 2015 No.13790166

>>13790073
>Phys Ed.
Just one monstergirl is boring, so I'm gonna roll to see what each individual is.
Call it a self imposed hard mode if you must.

>Medusa
>Mimic
>Familiar
>Lizardman
>Sea Bishop
>Werecat
>Kakuen
>Glacies
>Zombie
>Doppelganger
>Lich
>Chochin Obake
>Nightmare
>Another Lizardman
>Ushi-Oni
>Another Ushi-Oni
>Wight
>Siren
>Hero (Keeping that one for reasons you'll see later.)
>Another Familiar
>Yet another Ushi-Oni
>Dark Matter
>Hellhound
>Baphomet
>Elf
>Mantis
>Dryad
>Will-o-the-Wisp
>Wyvern
>Ren Xiongmao

All in all a pretty chaotic class, but I think I can handle it. Especially since I know none of them will make a move on me because I reek of my Hellhound Waifu.
The hellhound girl is my daughteru.
What do we do to exercise you ask? Why we play games, like Soccer, Basketball, Dodgeball, and Catch the Hero.
Whoever catches the Hero in the 30 minute time limit gets to have her way with him. He goes free if he can dodge them long enough.
I'm gonna get that kid to Git Gud if it's the last thing I do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:40:16 2015 No.13790167 >>13790122 I never wore them as underwear though, just on my face.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:40:37 2015 No.13790168

>>13790157
>Charm magic alp
>In the boys' locker room
Sweet mother of bukakke. You'd need to run a snake down the drains afterward (assuming at one point we added boys to the class) with all that cum clogging them. She'd hit "stage three" in one go though.

All this while you're having the life sucked out of you by 29 succubi. Yeesh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:40:44 2015 No.13790170 >>13790165 HA I GET TO SEE THEM MAKE MUSIC

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:41:00 2015 No.13790171 >>13790073 >9 fuck me >mantis okay maybe i can make it out alive those guys are pretty chill

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:41:26 2015 No.13790173 >>13790121 Do they want you to start your own baseball team too?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:42:32 2015 No.13790177

>>13790073
>Biology
Score. Now the only thing that could ruin this are the students.

>Troll
I guess I could keep their interests piqued with at least the parts pertaining to botany.

Not bad. Just have to remember to keep the blinds shut, otherwise they get all dopey and randy on me.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:43:21 2015 No.13790179

>>13790170
More like burn and/or melt the instruments. Do they even have lungs? Could they attempt to play wind instruments at all?

>>13790171
No, you're just granted clemency until mating season, at which point you're fucking... well, fucked. Better arrange your lesson plan so you're talking about the more gross portions around that time.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:43:22 2015 No.13790180

>>13790164
I don't understand the connection, but I share that second sentiment.

What could be better than having the power and might of Hell itself manifest as a confident, loyal and loving wolfgirl? What could be better than letting her smother your body and losing yourself in her heat, and muscles and softness while she protects you and unleashes her passion upon you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:43:24 2015 No.13790181 File: 49 KB, 324x330, 1411770864439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790073 >Biology >Mindflayer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:43:43 2015 No.13790184 File: 47 KB, 564x488, wanwan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790164 Hellhounds are great

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:43:56 2015 No.13790187
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>>13790156
"...And as you can see by this diagram, male genitalia in mammals consists of the testes and the peni-"
>A loud chorus of rabbit feet rapidly thumping the ground, their faces all beet red, some starting to get wet.

Fucking teenagers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:44:00 2015 No.13790188 >>13790073 >Teach Sex Ed >To a Cheshire Cat HELP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:44:12 2015 No.13790190 File: 198 KB, 778x1100, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790073 >history >Cancer Shouldn't be too hard. Cancer a cute, very underrated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:44:27 2015 No.13790192 >>13790167 They were clean, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:44:28 2015 No.13790193 >>13790179 Isn't mantis matting season during summer in the real world?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:44:56 2015 No.13790194 >>13790179 >More like burn and/or melt the instruments. Yup, overall my class would drain the school of its funds and force the school to close down

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:45:24 2015 No.13790197 >>13790187 >Fucking teenagers Yep, very soon you will be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:45:24 2015 No.13790198 >>13790188 >a cheshire cat 30 cheshire cats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:45:31 2015 No.13790199 >>13790188 >a Try 30. At least you didn't get ogres like that other guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:46:09 2015 No.13790201 >>13790198 >Insert distressed whimpering here Why couldn't I be an Anubis' Engineering Prof...

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:46:10 2015 No.13790203

>>13790171
>Teaching an entire class of Mantises about the birds and the bees
>In most high school institutions, the class is filled with an air of snickers and sneers
>But here, none of the girls make even the slightest expression as you continue the lecture
>Come the end of class, they all leave in an orderly manner, none of them having any witty comments or anything
>Coincidentally, all of them are dating boys by the end of the year

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:46:13 2015 No.13790204 >>13790073 >2 Math is actually my best subject, so i hit the jackpot. >Goblins Guess who's getting bribed with m&m's for every problem they get right

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:46:20 2015 No.13790206 >>13790164 They say if you break Hathor's commandments you go to hell and spend the rest of eternity being raped by Healthhounds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:46:27 2015 No.13790207 >>13790192 Yes. Are you happy or sad about that I wonder.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:47:04 2015 No.13790211
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>>13790181
Lucky you, they can just flay a copy of the knowledge from your mind and you'll be done in a day.

>>13790193
>The mating season in temperate climates typically begins in autumn.
Not necessarily.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:47:15 2015 No.13790212 >>13790073 >teaching biology to a bunch of Cheshire Fucking hell. This will be hell. Absolute hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:48:17 2015 No.13790215 >>13790073 >Biology >Hobgoblin They are going to simply ignore everything I try to teach them and gang rape me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:48:28 2015 No.13790218 >>13790207 I think having your sister's worn panties over your face is one of those things which is probably hot to everyone except yourself when done in real life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:48:57 2015 No.13790221 >>13790212 "ALICE. STOP TELEPORTING!" "SCHRODINGER. GET OUT OF THAT BOX!" "...WHOEVER'S PAW IS IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW IS GETTING A DETENTION!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:49:43 2015 No.13790226 >>13790206 So Hathor rewards you for breaking her commandments?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:49:45 2015 No.13790227

>>13790187
you ever wonder why the biology teacher kept the pickled creatures in a jar on his desk? now you know.
i will probably set the record for most students sent to the nurses office in one sitting or an imprompt "field trip" to the boys locker rooms and just lock them in

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:50:01 2015 No.13790228 >>13790173 Nah I just got forgotten about 90% of the time. Which is fine, because I wound up getting a nice computer and made friends at tech school.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:50:56 2015 No.13790230 >>13790073 >Math to Merrows I'm not even sure how this would work considering I'm not getting in the fucking water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:51:52 2015 No.13790236 >>13790201 All the gifted anubii go to a special school with a focus in math and engineering, ever since that one anubis built and funded the place. You need better credentials and more experience to work there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:52:17 2015 No.13790238 >>13790203 To be honest, having a classroom full of completely stonefaced people staring at me might be more unsettling then lewd comments. I'd need to practice to avoid stage fright.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:53:06 2015 No.13790241 >>13790238 If they were nodding in understanding, would that help?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:53:33 2015 No.13790244 >>13790238 No no, just pretend they're all dolls. They'd make it easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:53:34 2015 No.13790245 >>13790236 Then clearly I must work hard to earn such a position.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:53:52 2015 No.13790247 File: 362 KB, 450x600, 156843435454545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790188 >"Teacher~ My banana is too big. The condom won't fit on it. It will just get... Torn apart.~" They don't pay you enough to deal with these fucking cats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:54:18 2015 No.13790248 >>13790238 >staring contest with a mantis >she blushes and makes insect noises while wiggling her antennae

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:55:54 2015 No.13790253 >>13790248 c-cute

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:57:11 2015 No.13790261

>>13790073
>Mathetmatics
>30 Parasite Slimes/Carriers

Uh...is this even possible?
Does a slime carrier retain enough rational thought to learn maths?

Also I think I would be seriously creeped out by a bunch of hazy-eyed girls with slime casually dripping from their orifices and sliding around their skin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:57:22 2015 No.13790262 >>13790073 >sex ed >angels w-well you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, a bird comes and leaves them a baby in their homes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:58:16 2015 No.13790265 >>13790248 Do Mantises even make noises?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:59:06 2015 No.13790269 >>13790262 >Is it a miracle, Mr. Anon? >Y-yes. Every baby is a miracle because every sperm is sacred. >What's a sperm? >FFFFFF-

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:59:46 2015 No.13790273 >>13790073 >Sex Ed >Kakuen goddamn it, 30 smug monkeys grinning when I say the word penis and Ejaculation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:00:04 2015 No.13790274 >>13790247 I want a futa cat to face fuck me and make me drink her kitty creamWon't she be surprised when I take her all the way down my throat willingly?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:02:04 2015 No.13790284

>>13790273
And schlicking through the entire lesson. Even if you can see their hands they'd still have their tails. Probably condoms too for some DEEP self-pleasure. I hope you like air freshener, because your room would smell like fish after every damn period.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:02:35 2015 No.13790286 >>13790265 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0wq3SwObdI

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:02:50 2015 No.13790288 File: 186 KB, 1265x794, 1403046557715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790274

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:03:26 2015 No.13790290
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>>13790247
>>13790274
>>13790288
Come on you shitposters, why can't you guys fund it in your cold soulless hearts to joke about the Cheshires ass instead of something she doesn't have?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:03:38 2015 No.13790293

>>13790262
>"Mr. Anon. My mom said you have sex before marriage in the eyes of our chief god you go to hell and burn for eternity. Is that true?"
"Uh... Well..."
>"Have you had sex before marriage Mr. Anon?"
"I-I... No of course not!"
>"That's good. I would HATE having to have a new sexual education teacher to teach us."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:04:09 2015 No.13790295 >>13790274 Obligatory fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:06:19 2015 No.13790303 >>13790288 >>13790290 I like these pictures in that placement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:06:47 2015 No.13790306 >>13790073 >Shop class I don't even know what that is >Mothman Well, since I don't know what Shop Class is, free credit for everyone

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:07:22 2015 No.13790307 >>13788929 Are you that dude who gets pissy when people try to moe-ify cosmic horrors?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:08:06 2015 No.13790310 >>13790306 Shop is a class that teaches elementary shop-tool usage. Drills, saws, etc. An arts and craft class 'for boys.'

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:08:54 2015 No.13790314 >>13790307 It's Bollocks getting upset that someone liked something he wrote.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:09:53 2015 No.13790317 >>13790310 Oh. So workshop. At least, what's what they call it here Bet your ass I'm not making those Mothgirls near those saws.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:09:56 2015 No.13790318

>>13790310
I remember in high school for me when traditional shop was divided into "Construction" and "Fabrication".

Construction was actually Wood Shop, while Fabrication was Metal Shop. I wound up signing up for Wood Shop, when I actually wanted to be in Metal Shop, because they were somewhat poorly described in the course outlines.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:10:09 2015 No.13790319 >>13790310 >'for boys' tumblr pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:11:02 2015 No.13790321 >>13790274 just your face? you've got plenty of other orifices though

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:11:57 2015 No.13790325

>>13790245
You'll need to devote your life to it. Those anubii are their kind a pinnacle of intelligence and potential. Nearly all of them will be organised and precise down to the letter, punctual to the second.
And the school will accept no less from those it hires.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:12:09 2015 No.13790327 >>13790321 Plenty? There's just the butt unless she's into sounding. Which I've tried, and while lewd, just isn't for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:13:04 2015 No.13790331 >>13790073 >Biology >Mindflayer Oooooh boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:13:26 2015 No.13790332 File: 244 KB, 613x611, fd37dfc35e37d50ac537b772e19742d6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Unconfident cheshires

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:14:36 2015 No.13790335 >>13790314 Oh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:16:30 2015 No.13790337 File: 1.96 MB, 360x193, 1437013192354.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh! You and you're monsterwaifu are walking back to your apartment, when suddenly this guy(?) runs out of your neighbors block. What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:17:00 2015 No.13790340 File: 21 KB, 283x420, 1274065702058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790073 >Ushi-Oni >Music Send help

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:18:17 2015 No.13790347 >>13790337 Hold it in until we get back into our apartment and then bust out laughing. Make sure to take a couple pictures for the memories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:18:25 2015 No.13790348 >>13790290 Because then anons would be having fun. Everyone knows that isn't allowed here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:19:05 2015 No.13790350 >>13790325 Sounds like a wonderful institution.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:19:51 2015 No.13790352 File: 363 KB, 2000x2500, EFxgkyV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790290 Cheshires have fine booties

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:21:13 2015 No.13790357 >>13790352 Why did you post a recolored Werecat?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:30:26 2015 No.13790390

>>13790350
Of course. Those taught here will be receiving the finest education, with all the resources they could possibly want or need.
No expense is spared to nurture those who'll be working with the world's finest. Expert lich chemists, tanuki businesswomen and entrepreneurs, pharaoh leaders, and so on... The students here will be going on to join the ranks of those pushing the planet and its people into the new age.

Of course, to prevent distraction, sex on the grounds is strictly forbidden. As are inter-colleague and teacher-student relationships.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:30:38 2015 No.13790392 >>13790352 Now I wonder if daughterus normally sleep in the nude with their dads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:31:55 2015 No.13790398 >>13790098 One woman band.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:32:01 2015 No.13790399 >>13790392 I hope not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:33:22 2015 No.13790403 File: 214 KB, 800x503, makeupclass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790171 >>13790203 >>13790238 well I hope you have what it takes to deal with the ones that fail the exam and you have teach the summer make up courses

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:35:15 2015 No.13790408 >>13790403 Holy shit they look huge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:36:09 2015 No.13790412 >>13790392 Wouldn't be surprised if succubi daughterus did just that. The mother would probably even encourage them to "play" with daddy while he is sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:36:17 2015 No.13790414 >>13790408 they're big girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:37:41 2015 No.13790422 >>13790403 White haired Mantis a qt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:38:34 2015 No.13790427 >>13790403 Lovely. Mantis are too cute.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:41:16 2015 No.13790432

>>13790403
I'll inspire them with a passion, pushing them to always do their best and believe in themselves, giving them the confidence to succeed in life.
Then they can come back to me on the last day, after they've passed their courses, utter a small "thank you", and walk away to their new lives.

Leaving me, sitting alone in a dusty classroom during the summer afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:43:06 2015 No.13790439 >>13790399 I did say sleep, get your mind out of the gutter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:46:46 2015 No.13790451 >>13785693 I want to eat off of that succubuts tummy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:46:47 2015 No.13790452 File: 368 KB, 694x931, 8335d367bbf9618e1cde93762b5e4c64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790412 Succubutts a best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:47:54 2015 No.13790456 >>13790432 HAHA LOSER!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:49:01 2015 No.13790462 >>13790439 I know what you meant, I still mean what I said. Fucking hate kids enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:49:28 2015 No.13790463 Why does this thread hate succubutts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:50:01 2015 No.13790464 >>13790403 I want all of those Mantis'

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:51:06 2015 No.13790469

>>13790390
>The students here will be going on to join the ranks of those pushing the planet and its people into the new age.
>Anubis Engineers
>Lich Chemists
Sounds like a wonderful pla-

>As are inter-colleague and teacher-student relationships
All the better. Builds up a wait for post-grad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:51:23 2015 No.13790470 >>13790463 We don't, we're just really tsundere for them. We're not one person, after all. >>13790464 All of their what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:51:51 2015 No.13790474 >>13790408 That's just his draw style.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:52:07 2015 No.13790477 >>13790403 The way the one on the right has her hair looks lovely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:52:07 2015 No.13790478 >>13790470 Love anon, all of their love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:52:56 2015 No.13790480 >>13790463 Muh purity and NTR fears, mainly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:53:32 2015 No.13790485 >>13790470 >All of their what? ass virginities

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:54:07 2015 No.13790487 File: 150 KB, 760x920, 7RhQjwTc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790463 I like them. They're a little on the plain side though.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:54:26 2015 No.13790488

>>13790463
Only butts hate succubutts. I want to fall asleep hugging one and have impossibly pleasurable and surreal dream sex with one. Then wake up balls deep in her and finish in a spooning position, filling her womb and falling back asleep while I go limp inside her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:56:12 2015 No.13790496 >>13790463 Mind control. Historical counterpart. Fear of getting mindbroken or ntr'd. The fact that they only care about sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:57:16 2015 No.13790499 >>13790496 You could say that about every monster girl though.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:58:32 2015 No.13790505
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>Girl can control her hair like a Kejourou
>wraps guy up and gives him a titfuck while he's helpless
>uses her hair to shove him in and out of her like a sex toy
Yes. This is good.
http://exhentai.org/s/5d172eac3d/830697-371

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:58:35 2015 No.13790506 File: 482 KB, 808x1000, chibipharaoh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pet snek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:58:52 2015 No.13790508 >>13790499 Not really. But a lot of the hated ones like manticores and (to about half the thread) hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:59:40 2015 No.13790512 >>13790499 Lots of the occult-based monsters really should be shitty if you think of their original forms. Succubi have conflicting stories though, one could be an awesome helper demon or a complete soul-stealing cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:00:13 2015 No.13790516 >>13790403 Can you draw 6 Werekittens? One following anon around, one following anon around while being a loud crybaby, 2 twins, One that a little tubby and fluffier than the others, and one petite and shy one who sleeps on electronics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:00:16 2015 No.13790517 >>13790508 >half More like a very vocal 20%

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:00:52 2015 No.13790519 >>13790506 Mono of deliverance!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:01:26 2015 No.13790520 >>13790516 Anon you're asking for way too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:03:00 2015 No.13790525 >>13790505 The proportions could be a bit more consistent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:03:24 2015 No.13790529 >>13790517 Femdom isn't that popular here hoss

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:03:51 2015 No.13790531 >>13790520 B-But, cute things! Should I just ask him for a Mantis parrying a guy trying to attack her hubby DS style? Because that's stupid!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:04:09 2015 No.13790533 >>13790516 Nigga don't be a vulture, and at least request when a drawfag is taking requests. It's common courtesy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:04:30 2015 No.13790534 >>13790508 Hey, leave my cuddlecores and snugglehounds alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:04:47 2015 No.13790535 >>13790531 You're stupid!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:04:55 2015 No.13790536 >>13790531 >>13790516 You fool. You do not understand how it works! You can't just ask Sketch-kun to do something. You have to roll a dice!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:05:21 2015 No.13790539 >>13790533 He never asks for requests.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:06:14 2015 No.13790541 >>13790539 I know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:06:20 2015 No.13790542 >>13790529 Are you sure about that anon? Are you sure you're sure?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:06:49 2015 No.13790546 >>13790539 I wonder why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:07:13 2015 No.13790549 >>13790529 Hellhounds can sub

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:07:20 2015 No.13790551 File: 256 KB, 800x632, 1434332457654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790539 Then we can talk about The Adventures of Pally and Yeti until he draws another episode!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:07:27 2015 No.13790552 >>13790073 >Mathematics >Thunderbird Neat

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:07:36 2015 No.13790553

>>13790469
But which anubis' route do you choose?

There's the insecure anubis who just barely made the entrance exam, and is falling behind. She needs a helping hand in order to pass her course, and a listening ear for her to explain her troubles to.
Or there's the top of the class prodigy, a certifiable genius. And despite it all, she always seems so glum, not caring about anything, even her own future. Her distant attitude means she hasn't made any friends, but maybe a concerned teacher could give her life direction and meaning.
Then there's the young, cheery teacher who got hired at the same time as you. She's an optimist, always smiling and inspiring as a way to deal with her own hidden trauma.
And finally, the veteran teacher, a lady in her 30's who was betrayed when she tried to love once. She's smart, but has little ambition outside of the school, and acts cynically around matters if relationships, believing that she'll live the rest of her life alone.

Would you risk breaking the rules for any of them? Would you work a few years and quit to be with one of the teachers? Would you see one of the students through to graduation, and be with them afterwards despite the age gap?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:07:51 2015 No.13790554 >>13790529 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:08:37 2015 No.13790557 >>13790549 But then they turn into a dom the second they can. Face it anon, Hellhounds aren't for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:09:21 2015 No.13790559 >>13790557 As a switch, hellhounds are definitely for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:10:41 2015 No.13790563 File: 522 KB, 1320x2000, 4d98d6ad0811a3d7d5794ec4544ec960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790487 >Ass for days Sweet mama...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:12:25 2015 No.13790568 >>13790563 >tfw hg never gave her a fluffy tail

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:12:48 2015 No.13790569

>>13790557
And? If the hellhound wants to be on top and in charge, let her.
I'll be under her, thrusting up towards the heavens, being utterly consumed by fiery passion while making sure she works to keep her position!
If I can't dom or overpower her, then I'll at least make sure we both have fun while trying!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:16:12 2015 No.13790580 >>13790569 >a Hellhound will never leglock you and pull you in for kiss as you bottom out in her

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:18:12 2015 No.13790587 [DELETED]

Why EMG is so full of NTR?
Centaurs are turbo NTR race.
Harpies are open relationship cuck race
Lamias are male NTR race
That cowgirl was generic "oh noes, I can't do it with my husband because of MISUNDERSTANDING, so I have to do it with a random guy. Fuck, he is so much better than my husband! IKKUUU" NTR heroine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:18:25 2015 No.13790588 >>13790569 >power play This man has figured it out. Mah. Nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:19:47 2015 No.13790592 >>13790587 EMG is just MGE+3D

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:20:07 2015 No.13790593

>>13790580
>You'll never hear her moan into your mouth while you reach your peak together
>You'll never gaze into her beautiful eyes as you orgasm at the same time, watching her flames burn white and pink as pleasure literally overflows from her body in gouts of blissful fire

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:20:32 2015 No.13790596 >>13790569 >"The more you struggle the better it will feel when you submit <3"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:20:40 2015 No.13790598 File: 268 KB, 900x870, 1393829947086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ghost are for ___

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:21:23 2015 No.13790603 I want to make every sub monster girl realize how being a dom is way funner than being submissive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:21:32 2015 No.13790604 >>13790598 shitters

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:21:37 2015 No.13790605 >>13790598 Spooking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:21:55 2015 No.13790607 >>13790598 WOO WOO!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:22:28 2015 No.13790612 >>13790598 Soft touching.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:22:45 2015 No.13790613 >>13790598 How do I fuck her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:23:38 2015 No.13790617 >>13790598 Being used as templates for other creatures like minotaurs. Or elves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:24:36 2015 No.13790621 File: 69 KB, 850x618, 1437193476945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790598 blowjobs woooooo~

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:25:52 2015 No.13790630 >>13790598 scary! I want to hide and avoid ghosts!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:26:39 2015 No.13790638 File: 130 KB, 530x750, 1435145227181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790598 Slap them titties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:26:53 2015 No.13790640 >>13790621 That's gotta look weird to anyone walking in on them

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:26:53 2015 No.13790641

>>13790596
I can imagine a hellhound wearing down her husband through sex until he's sweaty and exhausted, limp everywhere except his dick.
Then the hellhound picks him up with her big, soft paws, hugs him tightly, and uses him for hours, acting all smug and teasing until she cums. Then she gets all lovey and tender, just as tired as he is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:27:40 2015 No.13790646 >>13790587 Because Japan can literally not do anything right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:27:40 2015 No.13790647 >>13790557 But kikimoras are totally doms right? Fuck off with your bait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:28:03 2015 No.13790650 >>13790598 Having them go transparent so you can fuck them and see your own dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:28:27 2015 No.13790652 >>13790641 >tfw you'll never have a relationship anywhere near as loving or lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:29:06 2015 No.13790659 >>13790640 Just imagine fucking her in the missionary and someone walking in right as he cums. His dick twitching would be obvious, but would the semen disappear, or would there be a vaguely womb-shaped sphere of jizz floating around?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:30:35 2015 No.13790672 >>13790647 They are though, Kikimoras are just subtle with it. Face it anon, if you want a sub monster you're either going to have to fuck an Alice or some of the really shit monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:33:02 2015 No.13790682 >>13790647 To be fair, the concept of a super dommy Kikimora has existed since the /a/ days, before the Hellhound was added to the MGE. That, and Dom vs. Sub slappyfights were fortunately nonexistant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:33:45 2015 No.13790688 >>13790672 >Kikimoras are just subtle with it. Yeah a kiki will play the sub so long as you're a happy productive member of society. It's your reward. But you turn into a useless slob, she'll dom the fuck out of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:34:27 2015 No.13790690 >>13790647 Kikimoras do what their master wants. If their master is a masochist they will dom him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:35:34 2015 No.13790695 >>13790688 I don't even think they care about the happy part, I think they only care if their master is a productive member of society.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:36:16 2015 No.13790698 >>13790659 They would become cum sprites, obviously

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:36:41 2015 No.13790702 >>13790695 >I don't even think they care about the happy part Oh come on now, lets not get stupid. The happy part is what they care about most, they just also want him to be a productive man.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:36:46 2015 No.13790703

>>13790652
>you will never surprise your hellhound waifu with a semen production potion
>you will never fill up her womb until backflow spills out of her hotpot
>you will never get her to drink it all down until her belly and breasts are round, swollen and sloshing with semen
>you will never paint her white while she ahegaos, tail wagging furiously

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:37:05 2015 No.13790705 I want to cuddle a war-vet wolf girl and tell her it'll be OK! I want to help her rehabilitate into society! I want my smile to be what motivates her to go on each and every day!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:37:55 2015 No.13790711 >>13790698 Semen slimegirl when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:38:56 2015 No.13790714 >>13790705 Mindflayer and Yeti combo is the best PTSD cure

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:39:17 2015 No.13790716 do lamias have forked tongues? all i can see from the official art is that they're long as hell

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:40:00 2015 No.13790721 >>13790534 I've yet to meet a snugglehound.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:40:04 2015 No.13790722 >>13790711 vomitchan.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:40:22 2015 No.13790723 >>13790702 Let's be honest anon, most monsters wouldn't give a shit as long as you can fuck and make semen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:41:27 2015 No.13790725 >>13790716 I don't see why not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:41:34 2015 No.13790727 >>13790672 >>13790682 >telling lies on the internet >>13790690 Then it's not really domming is it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:42:17 2015 No.13790731 >>13790563 >>13790568 He never does, and it really is a shame. That Anubutt would really benefit from a tail to...accentuate it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:42:34 2015 No.13790733 >>13790725 Lisping. If you're okay with that or want to ignore it there's really no other reason though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:42:49 2015 No.13790734 >>13790727 >telling lies on the internet I'll assume that you haven't been here since the /a/ days then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:43:16 2015 No.13790735 >>13790073 >music >Alps Whelp. Fuck everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:44:22 2015 No.13790736 >>13790734 I've been on monstergirl threads since they started on /d/, try harder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:44:30 2015 No.13790737 >>13790506 Pharaoh is stacked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:44:52 2015 No.13790739 >>13790735 >band composed entirely of woodwind and brass

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:45:42 2015 No.13790742 >>13790736 Then I find it odd that you weren't around for the topics surrounding dommy Kikimoras then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:45:59 2015 No.13790744 >>13790733 I'd want a waifu who has a lisp, it's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:46:01 2015 No.13790745 >>13790739 I don't get it.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:46:25 2015 No.13790747

>>13790705
I want an old, mercenary Alice who was known as the blonde terror of the battle field, the blue eyed bringer of death!
She's retired now and a few CC cakes have done wonder's to her figure, making her look older while also hiding her from anyone who'd want payback.
She's got an eyepatch and her fair share of scar but still calls me oniichan despite being five years older than me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:47:10 2015 No.13790750 >>13790744 The Lamia from Yananons stories had one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:47:18 2015 No.13790751 >you will never punch an alp in the face

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:48:19 2015 No.13790752 >>13790751 I want to cuddle an Alp in the face!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:49:08 2015 No.13790755 >>13790742 Not everyone has all day to spend online.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:50:27 2015 No.13790758 >>13790751 >you will never ask if it prefers the foreswing or backswing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:52:31 2015 No.13790762 >tfw you turn 21 in a few minutes Pharaoh a best in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:53:38 2015 No.13790765 >>13790762 Ok?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:53:50 2015 No.13790766 >>13790762 Nice blog.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:54:04 2015 No.13790767 >>13790762 If you're in burgerland, make your family and friends pay for your drinks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:54:47 2015 No.13790770 >>13790762 >TFW your birthday went uncelebrated and unnoticed by everyone Birthdays are stupid and overrated and I hate them

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:55:11 2015 No.13790772 File: 216 KB, 707x1000, 40268856_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790762 I prefer Harpies. Happy birthday, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:55:59 2015 No.13790774 >>13790770 I'm sorry, anon. Happy Belated Birthday!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:58:02 2015 No.13790777 File: 110 KB, 700x969, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to squeeze a shirohebi's buttcheeks!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:58:47 2015 No.13790780 Would a monster girl bother trying to fix her relationship if her husband was beginning to get sick of sex?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 00:58:59 2015 No.13790781 >>13790777 God apparently approves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:00:36 2015 No.13790786 File: 102 KB, 500x600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A brown oomukade suddenly appears!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:00:54 2015 No.13790787 >>13790762 Happy birthday, Mister Good Taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:00:56 2015 No.13790788 >>13790781 Then we must squeeze their rears. More rears, bigger rears, softer rears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:01:07 2015 No.13790789 >>13790780 >asking things that don't happen >again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:01:21 2015 No.13790790 >>13790403 Schoolgirl sea bishop!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:02:17 2015 No.13790792 File: 304 KB, 563x1200, 34274113_p4_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790777 would scale butts be soft?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:02:43 2015 No.13790794 >>13790735 Call the band Queen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:03:13 2015 No.13790795 >>13790786 I whack it with a broom..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:03:37 2015 No.13790796 >>13790788 BUTTS FOR THE BUTT GOD, CUNTS FOR THE BONE THRONE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:03:54 2015 No.13790799 >>13790777 Fat-bottomed Shirohebi make the rockin' world go round.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:04:01 2015 No.13790800 >>13790711 That queen slime thing before KC fixed her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:05:02 2015 No.13790801 >>13789277 moar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:05:42 2015 No.13790804 >>13790796 BUT HOW WILL YOU MAKE A THRONE OUT OF CUNTS? THERE'S NO BONE IN THEM? THIS IS SILLY. >>13790794 Or perhaps the Artists Formerly Known as Prince? Get it? Get it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:05:43 2015 No.13790805 >>13790777 >>13790788 >>13790799 RNGesus enjoys Whitesnake Plush Rump

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:06:20 2015 No.13790807

I want to attempt to drown myself at sea in hopes of getting a nice dominate onee-san Kraken to rape and marry me, only to be rescued by onee-san Sea Bishop instead!

I want to pout bitterly at first only to discover that the Sea Bishop Onee-san is a really really tough dom when she wants to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:06:32 2015 No.13790808 >>13790805 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:06:52 2015 No.13790809 >>13790805 Everyone enjoys whitesnake plush rump.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:07:22 2015 No.13790811 >>13790809 You aren't wrong.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:07:33 2015 No.13790812

>>13790751
>You will never hurt your hand as you remember the hardier mamono physiology they have
>That Alp will never get angry at your hostility and punch you back, KOing you in a single blow
>You will never wake up in a hospital bed with the alp sitting at your side, peeling an orange for you and saying she felt bad after that and will find a way to make it up to you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:08:08 2015 No.13790813 >>13790792 >You will never a Shirohebi who tries to hide her ties as the Yakuza's daughter from you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:08:50 2015 No.13790816 >>13790805 >B-but milord, h-how do we even get a...'plump rump?' >A-and what of our lady? I don't think she would like it if we were to be...bigger than her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:09:05 2015 No.13790817 >>13790812 I want to leap into that Alp's arms and be princess carried by her out of the hospital!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:09:08 2015 No.13790818 >>13790812 >alps >hardy >able to KO with one punch But they're just twinks with tails

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:09:36 2015 No.13790820 >>13790812 Wow way to ruin the fun asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:10:30 2015 No.13790821 >>13790820 There is nothing fun about bullying Alps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:11:59 2015 No.13790822 >>13790812 >you will never break every single bone in an Alps body with a sledgehammer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:13:01 2015 No.13790826 >you will never amass an army of alps to take over the world

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:13:02 2015 No.13790827

>>13790816
>B-but milord, h-how do we even get a...'plump rump?'
"Squatz and oatz."
>>A-and what of our lady? I don't think she would like it if we were to be...bigger than her.
"Sounds like it's time for a healthy competition. Besides, her tits are bigger anyway. Sorry."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:13:38 2015 No.13790830 File: 46 KB, 539x312, 1418735986748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790812 >>13790821

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:15:04 2015 No.13790835 >>13790827 >Ryu comes home from vacation to see Anon leading all her hebis in squats, empty bowls of oats scattered around. >She now has the fattest bottomed shrine maidens in the land. >And they all want Anon now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:15:10 2015 No.13790836 >>13790830 I swear you post this purse owner image every fucking thread, get new reaction images

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:15:23 2015 No.13790838 >>13790822 >You will never have your alp murderboner blocked by Wurm-chan as she tells you to pick on someone your own size

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:16:25 2015 No.13790839 >>13790838 She's longer than me so I can't pick on wurm chan. She'll need to find someone else for me to bully

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:16:27 2015 No.13790840 >>13790838 I want to have a three way cuddle with an Alp and a Wurm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:16:44 2015 No.13790841 >>13790836 I'm not adachifag though, I just like his reaction images. Don't you know everything is a repost of a repost?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:16:55 2015 No.13790843 >>13790838 >whiteknighting for alps These threads have hit an all time low.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:17:16 2015 No.13790844 >>13790838 "But Wurm-chan, you're not my size, you're huge. What about that gangly looking elf over there? Can I pick on her? Oh, good."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:18:06 2015 No.13790846 >>13790838 >you will never proceed to fool the Wurm with a pie, because Wurms are pantshitting retards anyways >you will never proceed to throw the Alp into a meat grinder

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:18:42 2015 No.13790848 >teaching an entire class of wurms mathematics >teaching an entire class of wurms anything Yay!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:19:01 2015 No.13790849 >>13790777 Anon lamia's dont have butts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:19:05 2015 No.13790850 >>13790838 >Defending alps >Wurm-chan God damn fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:19:07 2015 No.13790851 File: 157 KB, 500x309, Git Gud.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790838 >you will never gut a wurm like the cunt she is with your magic sword

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:19:16 2015 No.13790853 >>13790820 You were unlucky enough to find an Arch Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:20:23 2015 No.13790858 >>13790851 That's not how you fight a wurm fellow paladin. You have to put your crystal halberd in her gaping dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:20:25 2015 No.13790859 >>13790843 Take heart brother, it's just a few mentally ill anons, they're the equivalent of a sign hobo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:21:10 2015 No.13790861 >>13790835 >Fat bottomed shirohebi >Big titty ryuu that now has to work extra hard to compete with ten /fit/ lamia I am become snake charmer, waterer of crops and master of the scale.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:21:37 2015 No.13790863 >>13790858 Halberds suck ass, great hammers or bust.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:21:54 2015 No.13790864 >>13790843 I'll white knight for an Alp because everyone deserves a friend!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:22:24 2015 No.13790866 >>13790858 >>13790863 >not +15 longsword

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:22:46 2015 No.13790867 I can feel another alp purge brewing. I've already seen all this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:22:54 2015 No.13790868 >>13790864 Even faceless men?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:23:16 2015 No.13790870 >>13790850 It's probably the chubby alp senpai shitposter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:24:13 2015 No.13790872 >>13790870 If it was him he would've posted it that must not be named. Wait a minute, you posted it. Maybe you're the Chubby Alp Senpai Poster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:24:37 2015 No.13790873 >>13790866 >I'm boring and never change my equipment I bet you fuck only elves and always in missionary you colossal fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:24:42 2015 No.13790874 >>13790850 >>13790843 >White knighting >Not protecting the weak and and dispensing justice to the wicked Of course a serial killer in the making needs to have the concept of superheroes explained to them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:24:49 2015 No.13790875 >>13790861 >Ten /fit/, fat bottomed heibis who all coil up to you at night >Ryu starts doing crunches and drinking milk so that her bosom is nice and perky with some great abs. >Villiages and towns never need worry about water again.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:26:13 2015 No.13790880

>>13790861
>Asset development becomes a competition
>All the maidens insist that you personally measure & examine their butts daily
>Ryu tries to keep up, but can't quite do it
>Usually just gets jealous, grabs you, & walks away with you stuck in her cleavage
>Frustrated, breast-centric sex ensues, with her 'accidentally' bumping her reverse scale
>Every. Single. Time.
>Record rainfall is recorded that year, ad crop growth is way up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:26:22 2015 No.13790882 >>13790874 >Being a moralfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:26:38 2015 No.13790885 >>13790874 But alps and monoeyes are meant to be bullied. If the bullies don't target them, they might bully the actually good girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:26:43 2015 No.13790886 >>13790874 >justice Why am I not surprised the spandexfaggot is an alp sympathizer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:27:17 2015 No.13790887 >>13790882 Literally every CYOA this thread is involved in is nothing but pure moralfagging

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:27:30 2015 No.13790888 >>13790875 >>13790880 I have the faintest urge to write this right now, only there's already enough on my plate. Hrm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:27:36 2015 No.13790889 >>13790874 >defending a cancerous, forced monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:27:44 2015 No.13790890 >>13790885 >alps >bullied That's an odd way of writing exterminated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:28:00 2015 No.13790891 >>13790786 But brown are the stinkiest!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:29:02 2015 No.13790894 >>13790891 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:29:06 2015 No.13790895 >>13790889 You're making it worse when you post about wanting to kill them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:29:14 2015 No.13790896 >>13790887 Which is why they all are complete garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:29:40 2015 No.13790897 File: 64 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] GATE - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.36_[2015.07.17_19.19.38].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you buy cute clothes to a poor elf?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:29:48 2015 No.13790898 >>13790891 I want to hug a delicious brown oomukade and smell every part of her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:30:18 2015 No.13790900 >>13790895 >worse Eh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:30:42 2015 No.13790903 >>13790897 Goddamn she is cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:31:02 2015 No.13790904 >>13790897 Sure, although I do expect her to pay me back in some way. Why, I could even offer her a job as a maid under my kikimora

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:31:14 2015 No.13790905 >>13790900 I'm saying you shouldn't bring them up at all dipshit, this isn't rocket science.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:31:18 2015 No.13790906 >>13790897 She looks so much better in the manga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:32:02 2015 No.13790909 >>13790897 It's a damn shame that's such a shit show, it's got some great looking girls. And of course I'd buy her clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:32:04 2015 No.13790910 >>13790895 >worse No, the fags going on about "cuddling and bullying" them need to be put down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:32:19 2015 No.13790911 >>13790889 >alps >girl Hahaha

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:32:34 2015 No.13790913 >>13790906 That's like saying a pile of shit with sprinkles looks better than a normal pile of shit. They're both the fucking same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:32:42 2015 No.13790915 >>13790905 Suck a dick fudgepacker, I'm not even the guy wanting to kill alps. >don't bring them up at all Haven't met chubby alp faggot have you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:32:55 2015 No.13790916 >>13790894 Hey fuck you leather head

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:34:19 2015 No.13790920 >>13790889 The fate of any girl discussed by this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:34:20 2015 No.13790921 >>13790913 It doesn't? At least it's colorful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:34:49 2015 No.13790923 I almost hate this thread as much as I hate immigrants. Why can't we have fun and no arguments for just one fucking thread

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:35:07 2015 No.13790925
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>>13790897
>Sure. I would even let her live with me. But all the clothes will be horribly skimpy, and I would insist she do jobs that give me as many angles to view her from as possible. She might get terribly embarrassed, but I'd make sure she was happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:35:23 2015 No.13790927 >>13790915 And you think encouraging more alp discussion is helping you? >Haven't met chubby alp faggot have you? How hard is it for you babies to just filter that one phrase?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:36:01 2015 No.13790930 >>13790923 Because fuck you that's why. You specifically.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:36:12 2015 No.13790931 >>13790923 Well, I can agree with you on one thing. Yes, I would have it that we could go just one thread without fighting over trivial shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:37:00 2015 No.13790935 File: 4 KB, 210x120, this-kills-the-shitposter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790923 Why? What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:37:00 2015 No.13790936 >>13790923 You can't fight nature, Jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:37:13 2015 No.13790937 >>13790927 >encouraging Oh, you're slow. >babies >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:37:41 2015 No.13790939 >>13790931 >ctrl+f >fag 22 matches >alp 51 >cait 0 And people say Cait is the most cancerous girl in MGE?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:38:08 2015 No.13790940 >>13790923 Just report and ignore, friend. You fucks keep feeding the edgelords. It's kinda sad that you can't manage that one thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:38:37 2015 No.13790941 >>13790937 Okay then, tell me what you're implying by this poorly worded post. >>13790900

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:38:40 2015 No.13790942 >>13790936 >Living doll girl superior shouting to me about means and magnets. >I just work in IT, why are you doing this? >Whatever, at least I don't need to worry about some cyborg lizardman bursting in and destroying everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:38:53 2015 No.13790943 >>13790939 We all agree, so nobody brings it up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:39:07 2015 No.13790944 >>13790936 We have no choices to make, nothing to answer for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:39:13 2015 No.13790945 >>13790940 You can't report something just because you don't like it, retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:40:15 2015 No.13790948 >>13790939 It's the name of a writefag, it's a meme tier insult, and it's also a monster that's both liked and hated enough to be subject of constant shitstorms. Nobody cares.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:40:20 2015 No.13790949 >>13790940 There is nothing wrong with killing shit monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:40:55 2015 No.13790953 >>13790945 First day in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:42:37 2015 No.13790959 >>13790949 There is nothing wrong with monstergirls killing shit humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:46:13 2015 No.13790964 >>13790949 >>13790959 I can agree with this. Shit humans and shit monstergirls can both go. Together, we'll create a society where we can coexist and get rid of everyone who would go against peace. You know, that kind of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:46:27 2015 No.13790966 >>13790939 Half of that number is thanks to somebody talking about punching alps in the face. You have yourselves to blame alp haters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:46:28 2015 No.13790968 >>13790867 TO ARMS! TO ARMS!

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:47:09 2015 No.13790971

>>13790945
You can, however, report people for purposely stirring shit up, when they know that others will react negatively, causing shitstorms, etc. There have been many, many times when people causing these sort of problems have been banned or purged already. Especially with how active moderation has been the past few months.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:47:34 2015 No.13790972 >>13790964 You're a fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:49:04 2015 No.13790973 I want to build a portal that connects to the Monster Girl world and see everyone's reaction when the first Monster Girl to come out of it is an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:49:56 2015 No.13790975 File: 95 KB, 800x603, 14325436364354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:50:52 2015 No.13790978 >>13790972 How? I'm basically saying, yeah, there's nothing wrong with murdering people who are shit, monstergirl or human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:51:29 2015 No.13790981 >>13790973 >cue hail of bullets

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:51:47 2015 No.13790982

So, let me ask you anons, about what you think of this idea...

A Wurm Family who help construct cavern homes into mountains. Momma Wurm is the planner, helping couples to design the layout of their new home, and then her numerous daughterus are the actual construction crew. Her eldest daughter is the foreman, managing her sisters and keeping them on task. Her smartest daughter helps with plotting out magical conveniences and in-lays. Several other daughters act as the primary labor, and then the youngest daughter declares herself their "Detail Girl", bragging about how she gets into all the little spaces while flashing a smile that's only half grown-in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:52:08 2015 No.13790983 >>13790978 Just shut it already.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:52:29 2015 No.13790984 >>13790978 I think he's the "no hurting the monstergirl evur" type.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:52:34 2015 No.13790985 >>13790978 You sound like one of those faggot tree huggers who talk about how they want to kill every human so animals can be safe. Fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:53:13 2015 No.13790987 >>13790982 >Wurm Stopped reading right there

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:53:18 2015 No.13790989 Puffy Vulva?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:53:19 2015 No.13790990 >>13790982 This would work better with Giant Ants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:53:28 2015 No.13790991 File: 387 KB, 1000x1000, 1397432207589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790975 Why are there so few stories taking advantage of slimes morphing & multiplying like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:53:30 2015 No.13790992 >>13790982 >wurm Stopped reading there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:53:59 2015 No.13790993 >>13790985 >Kill every human >ignoring the "and monstergirls" clause How is this on me?

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:54:26 2015 No.13790996

>>13790973
>The portal opens
>Druella looks out and tosses a dark matter into the group of anons
>Almost all of them incubize instantly as their minds cloud over in animalistic lust
>The small handful that remains were unlucky bastards that were gay or just had the wrong fetishes and turned into alps
>The shock of their new bodies is just enough to resist the lust haze and get a head start on running from the mindless rapists

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:54:35 2015 No.13790997 >>13790984 What's wrong with not wanting to see monstergirls hurt in a thread for people who like monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:55:56 2015 No.13791000 File: 248 KB, 707x1000, Fluff & Puff R&B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790989 Yee

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:56:11 2015 No.13791001 >>13790989 THE PUFFIEST

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:57:09 2015 No.13791002 >>13790990 Well, it's intended to cater specifically to Dragon Couplings, so... >>13790987 >>13790992 Whoa, what's up with the sudden Wurm-hate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:57:13 2015 No.13791003 >>13790997 This ain't your safe space faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:58:09 2015 No.13791006 I want to sextext with a Gazer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:58:24 2015 No.13791008 >>13791002 >sudden

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:58:29 2015 No.13791009 >>13790975 >You will never be submerged in a slime girl's warm body as she massages your entire body all at once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 01:58:51 2015 No.13791012 >>13791002 Retards a shit and overused

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:00:29 2015 No.13791016 >>13791003 No, it's a place for people who want to talk about dicking and waifuing monstergirls. It just seems dumb to talk about wanting to do edgy stuff to them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:05:28 2015 No.13791025 >>13791016 >we can only talk about topics I approve off [continued laughter]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:07:58 2015 No.13791027 The only thing a monster girl is good for is an exotic one night stand. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:08:28 2015 No.13791028 File: 228 KB, 1200x900, r304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night everybody. Keep your waifu warm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:09:17 2015 No.13791029 File: 115 KB, 650x1006, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you this moth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:10:30 2015 No.13791031 >>13791027 But I agree with you wholeheartedly. I just want to travel the world, ban monsters lead an awesome life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:10:36 2015 No.13791032 >>13791029 I would. 110%.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:11:01 2015 No.13791033 >>13791029 I love short messy hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:11:01 2015 No.13791034 >>13791028 She gone get carried and cuddled to bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:11:14 2015 No.13791035 >>13791027 They're for loving and marrying. >>13791029 Yes

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:11:34 2015 No.13791037

>>13790973
That get's me thinking. Would there be a fight between the most powerful monstergirls over who get's to enter the "New World" first, and usher in a new era of getting men?

>The powerful and influential firstborn of the Demon Lord, and her closest sisters
>The elder Echidna, mother of many a new species, and her clan of daughters
>The briefly unified Dragon families, lead by the richest one of them all, with one of each species and color all marching with their lizard-girl soldiers
>The diplomatic and cunning collective of nine-tailed Kitsunes, and their gangs of Zipangu-originated servants, covered with tattoos.
>The powerful, unflinching Undead, lead by the Arch-Lich and backed by the council of Vampires.
>The sweet and feathery Kikimoras, who are all just rather zealous maids desperate for a master.

What legendarily monumental arguments and strange, gossip-like politicking would be had by these roughly equally mighty forces?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:11:41 2015 No.13791038 >>13791029 Nope. Too flat, looks like a boy. Would you this early teenager Oni? http://exhentai.org/g/833815/f868507236/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:12:01 2015 No.13791040 >>13791035 Also fucking and chucking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:12:17 2015 No.13791041 >>13791029 If I wanted to fuck a monster with a figure like that I may as well go out and fuck a monsterboy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:12:42 2015 No.13791043 >>13791029 The hair is nice, but there is too much missing from this to say one way or the other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:12:48 2015 No.13791044 >>13791040 Don't you mean pumping and dumping?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:12:54 2015 No.13791045 >>13791029 Yes anon, I would that moth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:12:59 2015 No.13791046 >>13791025 Are you dumb are just enjoy being a contrarian?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:14:44 2015 No.13791049 >>13791046 If I want to talk about punching monsters no one can stop me, and you and the "monsters can do no wrong" crew can go suck alp dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:15:36 2015 No.13791050 >>13791049 But they just want to love you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:16:09 2015 No.13791052 >>13791044 >he isn't strong enough to fuck a monstergirl, finish, then chuck her over his shoulders It's the same thing really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:17:30 2015 No.13791054 >>13791052 Yeah but pumping and dumping feels better to say, like saying twat instead of cunt.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:17:40 2015 No.13791055

>>13791037
>Monstergirls decide to read about our history
>"Wait, maybe we should hold off on the invasion, this is a bad idea"
>The portal gets dismantled and the Sabbath gets back to work on potions that make balls swell so huge they can be used as bean bag chairs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:19:21 2015 No.13791057 >>13791054 I prefer fuck and fuck. And cooch to twat. Cunt is universal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:19:38 2015 No.13791058 File: 131 KB, 738x659, 1404648424504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791044 I want to pump a monoeye so full of my cum she can't think straight and dump her on my bed as I go to the kitchen to make breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:19:56 2015 No.13791059 >>13790723 You headcanon in some shit monsters then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:20:06 2015 No.13791060 >>13791058 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:20:50 2015 No.13791063 >>13791058 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:21:13 2015 No.13791065 >>13791058 >not having her make breakfast ???

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:21:33 2015 No.13791066 >>13791055 I'm sure there'd actually be more than a few monster girls who'd want that. Manly those with size, inflation fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:22:29 2015 No.13791069 >>13791065 >implying I want to wait forever for it while she stumbles around leaking cum all over the floor Ahegaos and cooking don't mix, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:22:53 2015 No.13791070 >>13786429 rawlin

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:23:04 2015 No.13791071 >>13791027 Monstergirls are good for training to love your dick, throwing their prior values and interests away in want of your dick, and changing their bodies to your preference so that they can better accomodate your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:24:47 2015 No.13791078 >>13791038 >http://exhentai.org/g/833815/f868507236/ Tanukis are jerks.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:25:29 2015 No.13791079
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>>13791038
>'Oni'
>Tiny body
>Spindly frame
>Flat as a plank
>Only monster trait is a pair of cosplay-tier horns
>And she can hide them
How can that even be considered a monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:26:50 2015 No.13791084 A monstergirl would drink a bottle of old, rancid semen. You know it's true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:27:20 2015 No.13791086 >>13791078 This is why you stuff them so that they can't runaway or escape if you need to get revenge on them or claim their tanuki gold. Besides, they'll be soft for cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:27:53 2015 No.13791090 >>13791079 >>'Oni' >>Tiny body >>Flat as a plank >not liking the loli onis What a pleb. I want to rub my cock all over a tiny oni's perfect body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:28:16 2015 No.13791092 >>13791084 why would there even be such a bottle lying around to begin with?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:28:59 2015 No.13791094 >>13791084 I don't think anyone would drink Natural Light beer.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:29:01 2015 No.13791095

>>13791084
Eh, the thing you describe isn't exactly "Drinkable". It's not like it ages like wine or something. Furthermore the reason that MGs get related to semen is due to Succubi. The reason that Succubi are depicted as such is because they get the "Life Essence" from the semen. Old and rancid, such vitality would likely have long since disappeared from it.

So no, I don't think they would honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:29:13 2015 No.13791097 >>13791090 >tiny oni A fucking oxymoron.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:30:05 2015 No.13791101 File: 629 KB, 1600x2000, Loli Red Oni - Amanda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791038 I'd rather this loli oni.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:30:35 2015 No.13791103 >tfw no loli Hellhound to love and cuddle

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:30:47 2015 No.13791105 >>13791097 Don't argue with pleb taste, man. Pleb taste is infectious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:30:49 2015 No.13791106 >>13791095 >what is akaname And you're autistic replying so seriously.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:31:08 2015 No.13791109

>>13791055
No one mentioned an invasion tho.
And am I the only one getting tired of the "Whoah, we humans sure are bloodthirsty as fuck. Just look at our history!" that sounds here all the time? Humanity has never reduced it's population by even 1/10 in any war.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:31:14 2015 No.13791110 >>13791101 >>13791103 ew

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:32:32 2015 No.13791115 >>13791109 >implying we're not >implying we haven't done enough horrible things to make the cenobites blush

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:32:34 2015 No.13791116 >>13791106 I call it being a straight man. I find amusement in responding seriously to stupid things. Also if it's an Akaname, it still isn't technically drinking, it's licking up the rancid gunk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:32:35 2015 No.13791117 >>13791090 They're an entire species of tall, muscular women. She should be looking her dad in the eyes by the time she's nine and look like she could deadlift him to boot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:32:53 2015 No.13791118 >>13791103 Yeah, I know your pain. >No lazy familiar to carry around or have ride on your shoulder, her tail wrapped around your neck like a tie Yeah. What life could've been.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:33:07 2015 No.13791119 File: 216 KB, 426x419, 1392242808925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where is everyone getting all the EMG content? I can't see to find it because I'm dumb. pls help

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:33:35 2015 No.13791121 >>13791103 Makes me recall the lewd story of the first time a Hellpup went into heat. Very lewd indeed.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:34:31 2015 No.13791124

>>13791055
>Massive congregation of the most power/man hungry MGs massively angered and disappointed at Lilim-made decision to end a new opportunity for a practical wealth of dick, regardless of the soundness of the situation.
>Dissatisfaction with Demon Lord and her daughters swell as the male population drops further, the promise of being able to birth males going unfulfilled, Demon lord scrambles to pump out more reality-warping babies.
>Factions fracture further over lack of men, rifts begin to form between the growing monster nations.
>The prospect of new and unsullied land filled with men ripe for their daughter's takings becomes too much for some.
>Massive WWI-like war breaks out, this time with magic.
>Each faction has insane delusions about what the new world could be like.
>The lilim fear the new world as too dangerous, while some think of taking it for themselves.
>The echidnas think of it as a wealth of new genes and a place where they can safely make large quantities of beautiful daughters.
>The dragons see it as a way to get back to the days of old, taking gold and husbands with their might.
>The kitsunes see it as an expansion of territory and an opportunity for new worshipers.
>The undead don't give a shit, they're fucking dead, they just want dick.
>Kikis are cute.
>Ends with the portal to the new world being ripped open, crashing the two worlds violently together.
>So begins a new era for man and monster, both societies being forced to cope with being now permanently unified, while trying to make peace through the many monster and human factions' differing philosophies, power, and desires for each other.

>Sabbath still making stupid shit, now being retailed in America through Cosmopolitan magazine ads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:34:58 2015 No.13791126 >>13791109 I think WW2 came to a bit less than 1%. That's still impressive. Is it annoying to hear? Yeah. I still think everyone spending their lives fucking and snuggling their waifus would make for a better world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:36:54 2015 No.13791130 >>13791071 Or I could just have one that I think looks good for a one night stand and leave before she wakes up.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:37:24 2015 No.13791131
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>>13791119
Go to /a/. Ironically, they have a near-continuous thread for it there endlessly arguing about waifus and pointing out stuff that's shit, on top of hoping for certain monsters. I think they have a few artists and writefags, too.

I have a certain amount of salt about this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:37:27 2015 No.13791133 File: 580 KB, 1024x768, 1412001956858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791117 Permaloli waifu and huge daughteru is the best combination.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:37:30 2015 No.13791134 >>13791126 Wiki actually estimates 3% at a world population of est. 2.3 billion

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:37:53 2015 No.13791135 >>13791124 Like the good days before 9/11? Count me in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:38:21 2015 No.13791136 >>13791131 Is that ironic or just hilarious?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:39:24 2015 No.13791138 >>13791131 Do you think we could get whoever artists over there to draw for us too? You now, if we act on our best behavior? Come on, a man can dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:39:45 2015 No.13791139 >>13791131 I mean like the anime that came out recently. I can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:41:20 2015 No.13791140 >>13791139 Torrents.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:42:21 2015 No.13791144 >>13791139 http://www.pinoyanime.tv/Monster-Musume-no-Iru-Nichijou/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:43:25 2015 No.13791146 >>13791138 What do you want, exactly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:45:05 2015 No.13791151 >>13791146 More 'human-type' girls getting drawn. Like Cupid and Ghoul, and Kunoichi and Trolls. Oh, and lamias.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:47:39 2015 No.13791155 >>13791151 Valkyrie works too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:48:13 2015 No.13791157 >>13791155 Yes. Valkyries too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:48:17 2015 No.13791158 >>13791138 >wanting /a/ anywhere near us What are you stupid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:48:50 2015 No.13791160 >>13791151 >ghoul Do we even have any actual art of Ghouls? I don't really remember one. >bracing fnigges Alright, captcha, you're almost there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:49:17 2015 No.13791162 >>13791158 Hey, I didn't say "I want /a/ in here." I said, "I wan't the people who draw in the Monmusu threads on /a/ over here."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:49:39 2015 No.13791165 File: 662 KB, 1000x1000, 1323136092831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's a good monster girl manga other than EMG? I see big lists but don't know where to start.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:50:18 2015 No.13791168 >>13791160 We have one bit of Ghoul art, and it's not even good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:51:05 2015 No.13791169 >>13791165 Hitomi is alright

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:51:27 2015 No.13791170 >>13791165 What kind of stuff do you like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:51:29 2015 No.13791171 >>13791157 Alright, I will add Valkyrie to my list. I dont like any of those MGs, except lamia but I already did enough lamia. And I have living doll/medusa pending. Someday I will catch up, like you said, a man can dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:51:41 2015 No.13791173 >>13791165 That one where the guy literally fucks the demons out of people is pretty amusing. >>13791168 Figures. For someone supposedly so good at oral, it's surprising we don't have a nice blowjob picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:51:47 2015 No.13791174 >>13791158 So those faggots can accuse us of stealing their drawfags and starting shit over here. Yes, you are stupid.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:52:34 2015 No.13791179

>>13791135
>You will be a lowly desk jockey for Momano Marshal, a private security/escort service using cybernetically enhanced MGs
>You will never get called in to help out the kraken with a french accent who's tentacles have had to be replaced. She always clutches you tight and teases you when you come in but is secretly self conscious about her tentacles, which is why she always is acting like she's in charge.
>You will never have to help deal with that one living doll who's always talking about MEMES She keeps deactivating magnets that hold her limbs together after the joints broke and having you put her together so she can spend more time with you.
>You'll never get called into the shooting range to deal with that ex-veteran minotaur who always talks about all the missions she's been on in the hopes that you won't find her love of battle weird, although she's long since given up on finding a guy interested in someone who's as beaten up as her.
>You'll never have to give orientation to that new salamander you guys picked up, listening to her talking about training and fighting some of the others to see "Whose on top." You'll never sneak her into that new golem werewolf project your working on to her delight, she loves dogs.
>The big boss herself will never call you into her office so she can ask you some questions about her looks, showing offer her new suits and accidentally tearing one because she misjudged her size again, forcing you to go shopping with her while she grumbles about how she misses her old navy uniform or rape ball gear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:52:49 2015 No.13791180 >>13791174 meant for >>13791162

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:52:53 2015 No.13791181 >>13791170 Comedy, Mystery, Action, in that order. I'm a-okay with haremshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:53:15 2015 No.13791183 >not wanting /a/ here Tear down that wall!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:53:29 2015 No.13791184 >>13791171 Why thank you, unknown drawfag!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:53:31 2015 No.13791185 >>13790073 >Have to teach 30 Chimaera chemistry But I never even took chemistry in high school. All of those chimaera are probably smarter than me half the time too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:54:33 2015 No.13791188 >>13791180 I mean, that wasn't my intention. But I can see the flaw in that, too.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:56:49 2015 No.13791197

>>13791180
I'm just saying, what if, one of these days, the dude just showed up and went like,

"Hey! I hear you guys like monster girls. I like monster girls! I'll draw here too."
It's not like we could be held responsible if he just showed up on his own to want to draw here, right?

It can't be our fault, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:58:21 2015 No.13791201 >>13791197 It's like you've never experienced human pettiness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:58:38 2015 No.13791202 I want to tell a Dullahan to quit while she's still a head!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:58:46 2015 No.13791203 >>13791181 There's Tasogare Otome X Amnesia i you like spooky cute ghosts. There's Hitomi which is good. Sankarea is alright, but the zombie girl is not as good as the tomboy cousin Of course, we have EMG, which is generic harem stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 02:59:54 2015 No.13791212 File: 181 KB, 883x792, 1427692582740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791203 >spooky cute ghosts Hell fucking yes I do, thanks man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:00:30 2015 No.13791217 >>13791202 god damn it man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:01:26 2015 No.13791222 File: 312 KB, 833x1200, Ghost Waifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791212 She's just so great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:02:16 2015 No.13791227 I want to watch a ghoul swallow a whole bologna whole.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:02:37 2015 No.13791228

>>13791201
I mean, it's not like we're getting all uppity at /a/ because Loen willingly decides to draw over in the /a/ threads on occasion. We're not saying "they stole him from us."
So why would they be upset at us, right?
Don't answer that question, please, I need to at least feel like I'm right on something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:03:35 2015 No.13791235 >>13791222 I want to intercrural Shadow Yuuko while kissing her horrifying face gently and lovingly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:04:52 2015 No.13791239 >>13791235 >shadow yuuko >horrifying But she's cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:05:22 2015 No.13791241 Good night Anons, Its time for bed and your daughteru wants you to tell her a story. Please do, otherwise she may burn down the thread in her disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:05:22 2015 No.13791242 >>13791222 Honestly I love the anime simply because it managed to capture hysteria and mob mentality in a plausible way. Sadly horror anime is as rare as it gets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:05:25 2015 No.13791243 >>13791228 >I need to at least feel like I'm right on something. Bromont. Go fuck yourself, happiness is for chumps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:05:55 2015 No.13791246 >>13791239 Horrifyingly cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:06:54 2015 No.13791253 >>13791243 I'm not even Bromont. I'm just a dude who really wants more shit drawn here. I think it's starting to become a disease.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:07:12 2015 No.13791255 >>13791228 I believe my previous post covers this one as well. They already hate our guts anyway, you're asking a pyromaniac not to flick matches at the gunpowder barrel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:07:24 2015 No.13791257 >>13791241 Well, if she insists. Does she want a real story, or just something cute?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:08:12 2015 No.13791260 >>13791246 But she's a being born from Yuuko's hatred and sorrow over being left to die! She's a downer and scary!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:08:15 2015 No.13791261 >>13791228 But Im here anon, in fact, I just accepted a request few posts ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:08:21 2015 No.13791263 >>13791253 I wasn't calling you bromont, I was presenting a counterexample. basically, we DO go get all uppity because the guy writes elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:08:25 2015 No.13791264 >>13791241 I want to commit arson with my daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:09:10 2015 No.13791266 >>13791260 That won't stop me from creampieing her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:09:21 2015 No.13791267 >>13791257 Which ever you want Anon, although she's heard of some story call "A Song of Ice and Fire" and thinks its interesting, mostly because it has direwolves and dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:09:28 2015 No.13791268 >>13791260 >She's a downer and scary! She's perfect for irrumation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:09:34 2015 No.13791269 >>13791253 Then get gud instead of wanting everyone else to do things for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:10:50 2015 No.13791276 >>13791261 I know you're here. You're a great guy. I guess it just sucks that we can't have things the other way around as well without any backlash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:10:51 2015 No.13791277 >>13791241 Anon, we're already posting in the ashes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:11:28 2015 No.13791281 File: 201 KB, 865x1200, Tasogare Otome x Amnesia Shadow Yuuko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791266 But that' will make even more meany ghosts! >>13791268 With the mouth she has?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:11:44 2015 No.13791284 >>13791165 Killing Bites

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:12:25 2015 No.13791285 >>13791263 >we

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:12:55 2015 No.13791286 >>13791263 Technically, I wouldn't say WE get mad at Bromont. It feels more like it's just two people who really don't like him anymore for XYZ reasons that nobody really cares about..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:13:16 2015 No.13791287 >>13791281 >But that' will make even more meany ghosts! That's exactly why I'm doing it.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:13:19 2015 No.13791288

>>13791264
Please no!
She'd get sent to time out for a week and you'd go to prison!
Do you want her to have another mommy?
Because you may need to explain to her and your wife why that oni gang banger is now your wife.

>>13791277
I don't think so Anon!
Have hope!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:13:22 2015 No.13791289 >>13791281 >With the mouth she has? Sharkteeth blowjobs and scary boners are my fetish. I'd shiver like a leaf as I slowly slipped my pulsating, turgid erection between her ashy lips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:13:25 2015 No.13791290 >>13791281 Man I just wanna hold her close and give her the loving she needs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:13:29 2015 No.13791291 >>13791281 Those teeth are nothing if your dick is diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:14:15 2015 No.13791296 >>13791286 The people who hate Bromont hate him for completely valid reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:14:24 2015 No.13791297 >>13791287 >Meany ghost daughterus I bet they'd all have tsun-tsun bullying childhood friend relationships with the boys in the neighborhood and end up raping them as they grow up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:14:25 2015 No.13791298 >>13791284 What, meme badger the manga? Didn't that get axed? I hope it did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:15:55 2015 No.13791303 >>13791298 I won't defend the writing or story but she had a great ass and that is undeniable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:16:10 2015 No.13791304 >>13791289 >turgid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:16:10 2015 No.13791305 >>13791253 I'd always like to see more Kejourou art. Like a Kejourou hugging her husbando from behind and resting her head on his shoulder while he's wrapped up to his neck in her hair or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:16:40 2015 No.13791306 >>13791303 Thus Killing Bites

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:17:49 2015 No.13791310 >>13791261 I know you're already done with requests, but think you could do something cute with a Dragon or Wyvern somewhere down the line?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:17:49 2015 No.13791311 >>13791305 I just want to see more cute vanilla art of monstergirls hugging their husbandos and things like that. I fucking thrive on cute shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:18:35 2015 No.13791317 >>13790073 >History for a class of Crow Tengus. An entire class of know-it-all nerd birds. Answering me difficult questions. Great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:20:09 2015 No.13791322 >>13791317 You better get all their trick question right or they'll sound you as punishment for lying to your students.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:20:57 2015 No.13791326 >>13791317 They would pretty much know most of what you teach already, but they would enjoy learning what they don't know and tying to get hot teacher dick. You would also want to know when mating season hits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:23:33 2015 No.13791333 >>13791303 >she had a great ass and that is undeniable. Eeeh. Fine. She had a great ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:27:08 2015 No.13791342 >>13791322 >A grown ass man letting some nerd bird kids shove things down his dick I could never get behind the helpless adult trope.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:27:29 2015 No.13791345

>TFW have a Crow Tengu trying to woo you
>Don't really like Harpies but you don't have it in you to be mean to her and scare her away
I'd hate living in a Monster Girl world because so many Monster Girls would try to seduce you and I don't have the heart to tell any of them no even if I didn't like their species that much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:28:10 2015 No.13791346 File: 377 KB, 600x850, 1389241832901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791326 >"I'm surprised you didn't know that teacher, it's only basic knowledge of Babylonian history, maybe I should be the one tutoring You?~" Damn smug Crow Tengus.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:29:35 2015 No.13791352

>>13791311

That is a sentiment I share as well.

>Holstaur hugging her husbando with his head between her breasts.
>Married Cockatrice and her husband working as a coaches for high school kids and to try and catch up to the Cockatrice as a way to get exercise, encouraging them through their failures.
>Yuki-onna and her husbando and daughteru making snowmen outside.
>An Arachne's husbando helping her maintain her clothing store.
>An Echidna, her husbando and all her children joined together in a big group hug.

Yesss

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:32:12 2015 No.13791359

>>13791345
I won't turn one down, but that's because they're my favorite monstergirl.

>>13791346
That's when you offer to met them after school so you can better teach the class and fuck her. She won't backtalk you then, unless she gossips to her friends and they all met you after class.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:32:36 2015 No.13791361 >>13791352 I may vomit.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:36:59 2015 No.13791369

>>13791267
Well, I don't have that so I'll just continue something I've been neglecting.

>It's a nice sunny morning
>You can smell the orchards and farms that you keep passing by in the car
>You wish you could see it all though
>But the puppy girl next to you with her endlessly wagging tail is more than happy to tell you about all the things you're passing
>The Holst fields
>Barometz ranch
>Alruane gardens
>A bunch of fuzzy weresheep with daughters
>Pig fields being tended to by P'orcs
>Apparently your mother finds it weird
>You don't really get it
>Something about the two looking similar
>The quiet were-kitten May beside you has barely said a thing since you got in the car, though her mother keeps chatting with your own in the front seat
>Before long your little group arrive at your destination
>You can smell the blueberries already
>A friend of May's mother that runs the blueberry fields lets her pick fresh blueberries
>And you'll have a picnic for lunch
>You don't think it'll be that fun though
>As soon as the door by April's side is open she unbuckles you and grabs your hand, guiding you out of the vehicle
>A wicker basket is put into your free hand before your group of five heads into the fields
"Blueberries grow on bushes?!"
>You can't help wondering what April thought they grew on
>Not that you know what a bush looks like
"Y-yeah... can we eat some as we pick?" May asks
"Just don't ruin your lunch." Her mother answers
>April cheers in place of the kitten and starts dragging you into the fields faster
>You're used to keeping step with her now
>And are still confused how her tail never stops wagging
>You hear May follow you, and the distant call not to wander too far away from your mother
"Okay! I'll keep Anon safe!" April barks excitedly
>She apparently really like blueberries

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:38:20 2015 No.13791372 >>13791369 Dang it Nyan. I'm supposed to be asleep. Do good, I expect the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:39:45 2015 No.13791375 >>13791352 >All of this Wonderful. We need more things like this. >>13791361 How does it feel to have shit taste anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:41:34 2015 No.13791378 >>13791369 Oh yes. More of this is real good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:42:31 2015 No.13791380 >>13791375 >I love moe! I live on the stuff! You can't judge anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:43:10 2015 No.13791382 File: 278 KB, 1000x1000, chibidragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791310 Only one for today anons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:43:45 2015 No.13791384 >>13791342 He's pedo for some cute and nerdy bird girls and a masochist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:44:14 2015 No.13791387 >>13791382 Adorable. Would Dughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:45:30 2015 No.13791390 >>13791382 >More dragon >Super legit castle Yes.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:45:42 2015 No.13791391 >>13791387 You mean would Drugheru

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:45:48 2015 No.13791392

>>13791380
>Liking cute shit is the same as liking moe shit
I like things that make me feel good in the heart, not nightmare creatures with eyes the size of goddamn dinner plates.
It's like liking puppies anon, puppies are cute, not moe. Similarly, imagining a loving waifu giving her husbando a hug because she loves him is cute, not moe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:47:06 2015 No.13791399 >>13791391 No, I mean daughtru. It is late and I am tired.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:48:53 2015 No.13791401 >>13791399 Well I mean Drugheru.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:49:17 2015 No.13791403 >>13791399 >>13791391 >>13791387 Just...go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:52:05 2015 No.13791411 >>13791392 Moe is literally all cute shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:52:29 2015 No.13791413 >>13791384 I just can't into hard masochists. Fukkin, thanks, Stigma.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:52:29 2015 No.13791414

>>13791369
>After she stops dragging you she begins collecting in the basket you're holding
>You kneel down to try and feel for the berries yourself
>The bushes don't have thorns so you're free to feel around for the bunches of berries
>You're able to figure out that the bigger the berry the better by tasting them
>April runs around picking the biggest ones to put into the basket
>But pauses near you every so often
>May sticks near you and picks berries to your side
>Once every berry is picked that you can find from the bush you move to the next
>Overall it's pretty uneventful
>Except for April's usual energy
>May moves right back beside you each time you move
>There is an odd smelling weed between the next set of bushes
>You reach for it to see what it feels like
>And end up touching May's hand
>May yelps and falls backwards
>The plant was uprooted in her hand
>You ask if she's alright
>April runs right back over to check on you two
"Whatcha got there May?" April asks
"I dunno... It smells nice though."
"Can I smell?!" April yips
>After a few sniffs April snorts
"It's kinda stinky!"
>You get a whiff of it too
>It does have an strange smell to it
>You go back to picking the berries
>April moves away too
>You don't hear May return to picking berries though
>After a short time April yips again
"Don't eat strange plants May!"
>That doesn't sound good
>You hear April run over again
>But from the sound of her whine she was too late
"I'm gonna get mom Anon, stay here!" April instructs you
>She runs off, leaving you and May alone
>You ask if May is alright
"Nyaaaaa..."
>You feel a paw padding at your back
>That's not normal

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:53:38 2015 No.13791415 >>13791382 I like the style you drew the gates and that inner fire frame with, would enjoy to see you try it more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:54:06 2015 No.13791417 >>13791411 >"Wah wah wah, you're not allowed to like things that make you feel all warm and fuzzy and happy inside." That's you. That's all I'm hearing from you. If imagining cuddling my waifu is "moe" then fuck you I'm allowed to enjoy what I want.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:54:17 2015 No.13791419 >>13791413 Thanks for ruining my night as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:55:15 2015 No.13791420 >>13791203 To add on to what this anon said, Sankarea's manga ending is retard and the anime has no closure, apart from that it's okay There is also Kisei Kanojo Sana - Parasistence sana which is more or less monster girl related

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:55:39 2015 No.13791423 >>13791417 >Monstergirls are predatory, sexual beings >let's make them into family friendly fun Eat a dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:58:41 2015 No.13791429 >>13791413 Sounding isn't hard maso tho', it's not like they're bullying him. You have to trust the girl to be gentle for that shit.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 03:59:49 2015 No.13791431
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>>13791423
>implying that having one means you can't have the other.
I can cuddle with my waifu and get fucked senseless by her in the same day anon. It's not like cuddling negates passionate sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:00:08 2015 No.13791432 >>13791423 The demon lord has a strong marriage, a large family, probably grandchildren, and loves her husband deeply.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:01:01 2015 No.13791437 >>13791429 >getting things shoved up your dick isn't M I don't have an image for the level of stupid.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:01:59 2015 No.13791438

>>13791429
>punishment
Any way I just wanna put that and the saltiness behind me.

Actually, I just really want a mindflayer onee-san who can erase the foul shit that my curiosity has forced into my mind. Cuz I got a few things she can clean away up there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:02:35 2015 No.13791440 >>13791432 She also slaughtered monsters and people by the thousands to get to where she is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:03:17 2015 No.13791442 I want to be the Teacher's pet for the lusty plump Apophis history teacher who keeps having arguments with the Pharaoh principal!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:03:17 2015 No.13791443 File: 35 KB, 540x541, Is this the best you could do.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791440 >MUH GRIMDARK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:03:43 2015 No.13791445 >>13791432 >monster >love

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:05:04 2015 No.13791448

>>13791438
Man was not meant to know certain things. And now you must carry that burden of knowledge, knowing you may never go back to blissful ignorance.

Even Mindflayers know this fact of life, and will refuse to try and create context for those who learned the truth.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:06:52 2015 No.13791452

>>13791443
>I haven't read the world guide
>I don't know the DL position is one earned through combat
>I don't know the current DL was not as strong as she is from the start and had to obey the chief god till she got the hero's help

Try to have an argument before you call bait.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:07:12 2015 No.13791453 >>13791443 >truth is grimdark You wanna try that again?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:07:16 2015 No.13791454 >>13791438 >a mindflayer onee-san who can erase the foul shit that my curiosity has forced into my mind >yfw you get a mindflayer imouto who makes you love sounding and puts her tentacles down your dick while giving you slow, sensual handjobs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:07:43 2015 No.13791457 >>13791445 you are going to get some lilim love and you are going to like it you little shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:08:02 2015 No.13791458 >>13791431 >implying you aren't cancer completely overtaking the monster aspect and moefying everything

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:08:39 2015 No.13791462 >>13791448 No! You can't make me know the pathetic depths of hard masochism! Mindflayer onee-san will cleanse my mind, or this rock will! >>13791454 Ham jokes on you, monstergirls aren't real

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:08:48 2015 No.13791464 >>13791457 No, bring your whole whore army faggots, you're gonna need it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:09:19 2015 No.13791465 >>13791454 Fuck off soundingfag.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:09:20 2015 No.13791466

>>13791414
>Another needy mewl and another paw is padding at you, gripping at your shirt's sleeve
>You're a bit confused by what's going on
>Especially when May butts her head against your back lightly
>She rubs her head up against you next
>It's a bit confusing and uncomfortable
>You ask if she's alright again
"Peeeeets!...." She pleads
>You're not sure what's going on, so you turn around and feel around for May's head
>A purr comes from her as soon as your hand meets one of her small ears
>It's the first time you've tried petting anything, but May hardly seems to mind the side to side motion
>She quite enjoys it from the loud purr you're hearing
>April and the two adults return quick
"What's that noise she's making?!"
>April has never heard a purr before it seems
>She's whining and worrying even while the adults assess the situation
>May's mother figures out what it is
>Catnip
>You're obviously confused, so your mother decides to explain it to you
>About how catnip affects cats
>And makes feline girls act funny
>April seems relieved that it isn't anything serious
>But when you stop petting May starts mewling and complaining
>She grabs your hand and puts it back on top of her head
>It gets amused giggles from the adults
>It's about time for the picnic now, so you all get up to head to somewhere grassy to set out the blanket
>April is holding your hand a bit tighter the whole way
>And May keeps rubbing her cheek against your arm
>It's a bit embarrassing
>You can feel your face getting warmer from it
>Once the picnic blanket is spread out, April helps you sit down
>And May lays her head down on your lap and begs for pets again
>A small growl comes out of April as she mimics the behavior
"I want Anon's pets too!"
>And like that, both of your hands are occupied rubbing girl's hair and scratching behind fuzzy ears
>You're not sure how 'red' your face is, but it feels like it's burning up right now

Should I stop for now? Not sure anyone is reading.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:09:20 2015 No.13791467 >>13791382 Loen, you are wonderful. Thank you. >>13791369 >>13791414 >Seeing Eye Puppy Girl continues Hooray! >Kitten Friend ate a lewd-fruit Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:09:40 2015 No.13791468 >>13791464 I-Is that you Doomguy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:10:27 2015 No.13791471 >>13791466 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:10:46 2015 No.13791472 >>13791466 I am, and lovin' the adorables. Please, do keep going. >Kitten Girl got into the catnip >Wants headrubs >Now so does the puppy D'aww.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:10:53 2015 No.13791474 testing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:11:10 2015 No.13791475 >>13791468 >needing guns Top /k/ek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:11:14 2015 No.13791477 >>13791466 Keep going, friend. It's good to have something other than the dumbfucks going on about things again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:11:15 2015 No.13791476 File: 1018 KB, 2113x1991, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you tenderly love the she-34?

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:11:16 2015 No.13791478

>>13791462
If suicide is the only escape you can have of your knowledge, than so be it.

It's a fact written by many authors in the world, knowledge is not always great. The burden of knowledge, of knowing, can drive one made. Imagine if you knew unspeakable horrors no one else did? Imagine if you knew when everyone would die, but no one would believe you? Imagine if you knew when you would die, and knew there was no way to avoid it? Imagine if you knew that your whole life is predestined, and your free will is merely an illusion?

Imagine huh

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:13:18 2015 No.13791483

>>13791452
>>13791453
>>13791458
Look out guys, the no fun brigade is here.
Don't enjoy things at all or they'll hit you with the stick of no one gets to have fun ever until they decide to fuck off back to MGR or whatever hellhole forum they climbed out of. I honestly can't be bothered to keep track.
Seriously, what's the point of all that whining? "Oh no, he's imagining cute scenarios on occasion, he's ruining everything for me. Better whine like I'm fucking ten and call him cancer."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:14:28 2015 No.13791487 >>13791445 >She doesn't love you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:14:58 2015 No.13791490 >>13791476 No and I sure as fuck wouldn't eat any brownies at a meetup, or anything for that matter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:15:06 2015 No.13791492 >>13790975 Slime girls would give the best sex of any monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:15:14 2015 No.13791493 >>13791483 >still no argument >baww they're being mean to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:15:39 2015 No.13791494 >>13791478 I stockpile emergency equipment and freeze myself for a few hundred years, emerging to sunblased wastelands and Deathclaw grills.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:15:47 2015 No.13791495 >>13791483 >boogeymanning + buzzwording >being a salt-powered kek machine If there ever was a time to post a smug pepe, this would be it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:16:20 2015 No.13791496 >>13790975 Slime girls were ruined for me, they remind me of Bizarre Slime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:16:58 2015 No.13791499 >>13791493 >>13791495 I'm a bit embarrassed to say can't muster an argument. I'm tired as fuck right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:18:06 2015 No.13791503 >>13791499 Then fuck off you faggot

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:18:46 2015 No.13791505
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Well, I'm bored again, so let's play a game.
Pick a random MG: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Now See if there's a hairstyle that would make her look even better.

Use imgur if we're getting really specific.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:20:15 2015 No.13791509 >>13791505 Long, silky, flowing will never look bad. I don't even have to roll. But I will. >Doppelganger Yup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:20:24 2015 No.13791510 >>13791505 >Chimera A single big, fat, long braid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:20:44 2015 No.13791511 >>13791505 >Amazon Nope, the long hair suits them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:20:59 2015 No.13791513 >>13791505 >Sahuagin That's easy, twintails.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:21:28 2015 No.13791516 >>13791505 Oomukade with not quite shoulder length messy hair

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:21:42 2015 No.13791517 >>13791505 >Scylla Usually I'd say bobcut or himecut to all but underwater girls need dat dere wet sex hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:21:44 2015 No.13791518 >>13791505 >Cheshire Shaved bald. Also, the fuck is this shit, I've gotten them from four different rolls lately.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:22:40 2015 No.13791521 >>13791492 >ara ara what figure would you like me to have today honey? >milf, athlete, loli, bell? >am i tight enough for you? I can be as tight as you want you know

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:23:37 2015 No.13791524 >>13791483 MGR is all moe, you're speaking of MGU. t. forum expert

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:23:40 2015 No.13791525 >>13791518 Its a cheshire internet stalking you hoping to convince you that you're destined to be with one of her kind

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:26:19 2015 No.13791537 >>13791505 >Wererabbit Nerdbraids. A lot of girls look good with nerdbraids, and Wererabbit is one of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:26:31 2015 No.13791538 >>13791518 I'm sure there is some kind of seeding involved which pushes a bias towards a few select pages.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:32:24 2015 No.13791549

>>13791471
>>13791472
>>13791477
Continuing then.

>>13791466
>Eventually you get your hands back to each one of the sandwiches your mother made
>It involved tearing the girls off of you though
>And May's mother seems to be having trouble wrangling her daughter to eat her lunch
>So May is allowed to lean against you while you eat
>This means April leans into your other side
>The purring just doesn't seem to stop
>Or the eternally wagging tail
>Where does April get the energy to keep that thing going?
>You're pretty sure she even has it going when she's sleeping
>It's a bit tough to eat like this, but at least you're not going hungry
>You each get a juice box to wash the PB&J sandwiches down
"How long is May going to be acting funny?" April asks
>She's quite upset when she's told a few hours
>And hugs your arm very tight in response
>You feel May slip down to occupy your lap again
>This time she lays all across it
>She's light and soft, but the heat returns to your face fast
"Anoooon.... peeettts..." May pleads
>Seems like you'll be stuck like this for a while
>April growls a bit again
>But May's new position has made it hard to get a good position on you
>You move your hand back up to where May's head is and return to petting her
"Can't we make her better faster?!" April whines
>She is devastated when she hears that they can't
>So she resorts to getting herself under one of your arms and putting your free hand up on her head
>Unable to deny her, you scratch behind her ears and get to stroking
>This seems very cute to the adults from how much they're giggling
>You're not having so much fun, it's still embarrassing
>You have a tail whapping your back
>And a purring body on top of your legs
>At least you're not bored?
"We're going to go pick some more berries, have fun!"
>Thanks mom
>Just what you wanted to do all afternoon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:32:53 2015 No.13791550 >>13791537 >Nerdbraids. Do you mean those big, fluffy double braids? If so, great taste. I want to see an Oni with those and coke bottle glasses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:34:26 2015 No.13791558 >>13791549 That one anon who does all the cute sketches should so something with this. It'd be great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:34:46 2015 No.13791560 >>13791505 >Tanuki A bit tough, but something straighter would be good. I could see one with long side bangs and a long braid in back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:37:03 2015 No.13791570 >>13791550 Yes. I mean exactly those. http://i.imgur.com/GoMmq4o.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:37:57 2015 No.13791574 >>13791570 Goddamn why is Jun so great? Soft girls that's why.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:38:43 2015 No.13791576
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>>13791476
Holy fucking hell, that everything. I mean, I know we can come up with some weird shit here, but sweet Christ!

That's enough internet tonight. I'm going to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:39:06 2015 No.13791577 >>13791574 >Soft girls, that's why. No, because he knows how to write good doujins and romance and shit. Soft girls is just a bonus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:39:44 2015 No.13791579 >>13791570 The perfect look. http://exhentai.org/s/12227a7373/832106-32

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:48:29 2015 No.13791590 >>13791576 Tsuruya is olev

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 04:58:58 2015 No.13791613

>>13791549
>This continues for a while
>And eventually it stops making your face burn
>You can even hear the birds chirping in the tree above you
>And a tractor passing by on the road
>You know what those sound like thanks to television
>They're pretty slow though
>You're getting tired of sitting up straight
>Without warning you feel a fuzzy lick on your knee
>It surprises you enough it makes you fall backwards
>And then they pounce
>Both May and April jump up onto you, competing for the best spot
>They end up at a stalemate, each claiming one side of you
>And May starts licking at your neck
>You protest, but she just keeps licking
>A whine later and April joins in
>Licking at your cheek and jaw
>This is somehow worse than when she was kissing you
>To try and stop them, you get your hands to their heads to resume the petting
>This only makes things worse
>You don't know why they are doing it, but you can't stop it
>Resolved to your fate, you just try to keep your hands from cramping up until the three of you fall asleep for an afternoon nap
>You wake later, and can smell the heat of the day dying down
>April is still sitting right beside you, much less clingy than before you went to sleep
>You ask her how May is feeling
"She's back to normal now!"
>That's good
"But she ran off into the field and hid somewhere!"
>That's not good
"Mom and her mom are going to find her though!"
>That's good
"But they said there might be more catnip out there in the field."
>That's very bad
>Thankfully you hear your mother calling that they found her
>She comes over to gather everything up while April takes you to the car
>You can feel May in the back seat after you are helped in and buckled up
>She seems extra meek now
>But does speak with much stuttering
"P-p-p-please d-don't t-tell anyone a-at school a-a-about this A-anon..."

Think I'll leave it here, have bit more free time than normal for a couple weeks so I should feel like doing more soon. Won't be tired doing it next time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:01:15 2015 No.13791619 >>13791613 Thank you for providing this wonderful dose of adorable, just the treat before bed. Till next time Nyan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:01:55 2015 No.13791623 >>13791613 Looking forward to it, man. Shits cute as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:13:32 2015 No.13791643 Dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:18:31 2015 No.13791658 File: 145 KB, 689x1000, 1429242671309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791643 I blame the Sand Lich.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:26:45 2015 No.13791683 >>13791658 >brown skin That Lich has obviously began to putrefy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:27:48 2015 No.13791687 >>13791643 I'm busy fighting for the Fatherland.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:29:47 2015 No.13791696 Delicious Brown is the best!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:29:57 2015 No.13791698 >>13791683 If only there was someone around to rub some magical ointment all over her skin. If only.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:30:48 2015 No.13791703 >>13791658 Is that Im-a-hoe-tep?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:35:02 2015 No.13791713 >>13791703 >Slimy putrefied Lich sloppy seconds Would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:36:33 2015 No.13791720 >>13791696 >You will never be a pale human boy who constantly gets hit on by dark brown Monster Girls because they see paleness as a sign of value

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:38:26 2015 No.13791730 >>13791713 I was wondering where sloppy seconds-kun was. >>13791720 Stop, it hurts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:39:45 2015 No.13791733 >>13791720 >>13791730 I came here to laugh at you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:42:53 2015 No.13791742 >>13791730 I'm always here, thinking about all the cute girls I'd like to take part in gangbanging. Maybe the class rep, maybe a childhood friend...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:43:15 2015 No.13791746 >>13791720 But I am.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:44:20 2015 No.13791749 >>13791746 I'm pale too, but I don't have a Dark Brown Monster Girl flirting with me, and I'm sure you don't either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:44:55 2015 No.13791750 >>13791742 I just don't get you.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:00:22 2015 No.13791768

>>13791749
>Anubis, Pharaoh, Jabberwock, Sphinx, Barometz, Girtablilu, Gandharva, Amazon, Minotaur, Apsara, Gnome, Cupid, Troll, and Houri all crowd around pale Anons, trying to bring one home with sweet words, compliments, and flirting
Which delicious brown one do you take Anons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:03:22 2015 No.13791774 >>13791768 Anubis. Every. Single. Time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:05:24 2015 No.13791775 >>13791768 Does the minotaur lactate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:05:30 2015 No.13791776 >>13791768 That's a tough one. It'd be between the sphinx and the cupid, so whichever I like the best between those two would probably get brought home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:06:05 2015 No.13791777 >>13791768 Call me a casual but I'd go for a Jabberwock by far, or perhaps a Cupid if one isn't present. Anubutts, their kitty equivalents and Gandharvas come next.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:07:56 2015 No.13791779 >>13791768 Pharaoh. Always Pharaoh. And sometimes Troll. And Apsara.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:08:19 2015 No.13791781 >>13791768 None of them. Mantis/Kunoichi or nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:10:50 2015 No.13791784 >>13791781 How about a delicious brown Orchid Mantis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:12:06 2015 No.13791786 File: 64 KB, 410x600, 1437214326940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791781 Kunoichi you say?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:13:18 2015 No.13791789 >>13791784 Would prefer a normal MGE Mantis, but sure. >>13791786 10/10 would waifu.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:21:47 2015 No.13791801

Cheshire Cat:

7-Same age
3-Deeply tanned
10-9 Eyes, Heterochromic
Black haired
2-Small breasts
9-Ass
1-Magic, 14-Ghost
1-Innocent
10-3, Fairly Athletic
7-1, Martial artist, Black belt
7-Much taller than me.
3-Thin/Slim, as one might expect.
4-Albino, but I rerolled. I actually want her tanned tbh. Rolled 5 so now she's muscular, as one might expect. Fitting.
11-12(or 16, made a slight mistake but went with previous roll since I was scared of acid tbh)-6, Goddamn Goddamn Goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:22:37 2015 No.13791804 >>13791777 >Jabberwock >Casual Jabberwock is pretty out there, but in the best way. I say good tastes Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:54:54 2015 No.13791844 File: 2.25 MB, 1200x1500, 1433414153007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791804 I want to neet it up with a jabberwock oneesan. Just her, me, and her thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:54:57 2015 No.13791845 >>13789759 I will fight you nigger. I wear my kobold club gym t-shirt proudly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:03:43 2015 No.13791863 I want to sneak behind my CC Succubus boss, sneak my hands up her skirt and grab onto her panties, and whisper sensually in her ear "If I pull that off will you die?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:16:38 2015 No.13791893 Holy shit why is it fucking dead in here, post something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:20:36 2015 No.13791903 >>13791893 I'm thinking of making a story about a princess and a dragon girl. So there's that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:21:02 2015 No.13791906 >>13791903 Is the Princess a boy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:22:06 2015 No.13791909 File: 180 KB, 782x579, 1435890092177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791893 I...dunno, I got this a few weeks back. So. Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:22:50 2015 No.13791910 File: 294 KB, 721x1000, 1430642409582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791893 Okay. >>13791863 What if she whispers back 'Unchain me and let my lust be freed of their prison'?

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:22:59 2015 No.13791911
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>>13791893
M'kay.

You're Jimmy, blah blah fucking blah.
Do you partake in an awkward as fuck tea party with Pharaoh?
Do you play Donkey Kong with Ophy at her house and try not to get fondled inappropriately by her mother?
Or do you nap in Lich's Elf-Wight "Nee-san"'s lap while Lich augments you in your sleep?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:24:02 2015 No.13791914 >>13791911 Where is the Ryu option? This round sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:24:02 2015 No.13791915 >>13791906 No she's a girl.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:24:26 2015 No.13791918

>>13791910
>What if she whispers back 'Unchain me and let my lust be freed of their prison'?
That's when I grab unto her thick thighs and luscious ass, marvel at how they fill up my hand and by extension how lewd her body is, and tell her "You're a Big Girl."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:25:06 2015 No.13791921 >>13791914 Everyone else is at Disney World. Even Junko, who now has a part time job wearing one of the vomit scented mascot uniforms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:25:14 2015 No.13791923 >>13791915 So, the knight that comes to slay the dragon gets two dragon girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:25:30 2015 No.13791925 >>13791911 I want to do whatever Jabberwock and Lilim are doing. What are they doing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:26:41 2015 No.13791928 >>13791921 At least Junko isn't forced to smile in those.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:26:57 2015 No.13791930 >>13791925 Jabberwock is being patted by her Gamgam, while Lilim is being verbally abused by her mother once more.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:27:26 2015 No.13791935

>>13791921
Dude I want to go to Disney World.
>>13791923
Nah he never shows up.

Don't worry it's not one of the great forbidden topics. I don't want to start a shitstorm. It'd just be a friendly discussion between the two about their different worlds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:27:55 2015 No.13791936 >>13791915 You mean a "Girl" as in a Prince who is forced to pretend he's a girl so he won't get raped by Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:29:11 2015 No.13791939 >>13791930 Well can I invite Lilim to come with me to the Jabberwock's Gamgam's house so the three of us can eat her cooking while Jab's Gamgam tells us stories of her War Days?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:30:03 2015 No.13791944 >>13791935 Alright, all good then. Not every MG story needs to get lewd. >>13791918 Fudge you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:31:01 2015 No.13791946 >>13791613 Loving these stories. Keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:31:04 2015 No.13791947 >>13791939 >War Days She was in no war. She watched a few, but never partook. Now eat her meal before she makes comments about you being too thin.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:35:56 2015 No.13791960

>>13791947
Well of course I'd be thin, little boys are supposed to be thin.

I think she should be more concerned about Lilim, I wouldn't be surprised if she actually skips meals at home. Also she's still flat as a washboard. I wouldn't be surprised if Gamgam mistaked her for an Alp when she first saw her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:37:42 2015 No.13791963 >>13791786 One of these days I'll write about a crack team of colour-coded Kunoichi who fight gimmicky villains.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:39:10 2015 No.13791971 >>13791911 I take Tammy the Alp, formerly my buddy Timmy, into the garage and show her dad's power tools so she can become a boy again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:39:43 2015 No.13791972 >>13791960 Not in the old days. And Lilim still has noticeable female traits; Gamgam isn't blind/stupid enough as to confuse a flat girl for a boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:41:20 2015 No.13791976 File: 46 KB, 351x534, 1397382504012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13791911 >Do you play Donkey Kong with Ophy After listening to Island Swing for 30 minutes straight? Hell yeah. https://youtu.be/ncBsTWav_I0?t=3m2s

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:41:58 2015 No.13791977 >>13791971 Timmy is in Juvie after Dark Elf and P'Ork use him as a scapegoat for something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:42:59 2015 No.13791980 >>13791977 Then who is this Alp who told me she wants to play Halo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:44:42 2015 No.13791988 >>13791911 >awkward as fuck tea party For who? I drink tea all the time.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:44:44 2015 No.13791989

>>13791971
Why would Timmy Alp? He's just a hard M for D-

>>13791977
Holy shit I'm mad now. That's just sick to take advantage of Timmy like that and leave him to such a horrible fate.

Isn't our Older brother, or sister, or whatever, in MGK an Alp?

I say let's form a highly advanced tactical team with all the Older Girls. Lilim, Jabberwock, Salamander, Hellhound, and Alp. We're busting Timmy out of Juvie before he Alps from the hard prison life.

Then, we're showing Dark Elf and P'Orc Justice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:45:47 2015 No.13791995 >>13791980 Is she offering you nachos anon? This is important. It might be Alpollo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:46:06 2015 No.13791998 >>13791989 >Then, we're showing Dark Elf and P'Orc Justice. Is Timmy gonna give them a spanking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:47:16 2015 No.13792003 >>13791998 Please, Timmy is far too submissive to do that. We'll take care of that, we'll just let Timmy play with Dark Elf and P'Orc's toys while we deliver the punishment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:47:36 2015 No.13792005 >>13791995 Alpollo's not real, my uncle said so! >>13791998 That would be a punishment for him too. No, Dark Elf and P'Orc will simply have to let Timmy into their clubhouse from now on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:48:27 2015 No.13792006 >>13791989 >>Isn't our Older brother, or sister, or whatever, in MGK an Alp? But she's drunk and sleeping on the couch again. In her underwear. While all sweaty from the heat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:49:16 2015 No.13792009 >>13792006 Let's put her hand into a glass of warm water!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:50:40 2015 No.13792016 >tfw no Russian Jinko to cheeki your breeki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:50:48 2015 No.13792017 >>13792006 We'll just have to wake her up like a good otouto then! Holy shit drunk lazy sweaty girls are my fetish urge to dick the oneesan is rising

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:51:02 2015 No.13792018 >>13791658 She looks like she should write a book about the Great Old Ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:52:05 2015 No.13792023 >>13792016 Anya is of being lonely too, Little Recruit. >>13792017 Kindergarteners can't dick their nee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:53:01 2015 No.13792025 >>13792023 Wait until we're legal then. And since this is a Monster Girl society age of consent is stupid young anyways. Then we dick the onee-san!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:53:08 2015 No.13792027 >>13792009 Does that even work? >>13792003 We just need someone to keep ordering Timmy around. That Anubis might be a good idea, but she's currently having a panic attack on a roller coaster that Pharaoh commanded her onto.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:54:17 2015 No.13792029 >>13792027 >Does that even work? It works if we believe it does, because this is a work of fiction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:55:05 2015 No.13792031 >>13792027 Well maybe having a Timmy to pet and cuddle will help calm her down. Anubis would be a good friend for Timmy, someone who can dom and boss him around, but not put him into trouble or take advantage of his good submissive nature.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:55:47 2015 No.13792032 >>13792027 >Anubis She's no good, let's hand over the right to boss Timmy around to the ultimate domme, the Oomukade Ojou.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:57:23 2015 No.13792041 >>13792031 Timmy will just crawl back to those two in the end though, like some crack addict. >>13792032 There is no smelly ass centipede in MGK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:58:15 2015 No.13792043 >>13789607 CHEERIO!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:59:03 2015 No.13792047 >>13792041 >smelly ass centipede I agree, she isn't smelly at all. Oomukade Ojou is the anti-Nojiko in many ways.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:01:33 2015 No.13792053

>>13792041
With the Anubis' commandeering nature, and his friends support in keeping the two away from him, hopefully he'll be able to move on.

And hopefully by losing their only willing sub Dark Elf and P'Orc will learn a valuable lesson about treating their subs with respect, and find some other sub.

Alternatively they can both end up depression eating, become chubby and overweight by High School, and pathetically schlick while watching through a window Anubis dominate what used to be their Timmy in the bedroom. Oh how the mighty shall fall.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:02:36 2015 No.13792056 >>13792053 You know that P'Orcs are switches, right? Dark Elf will just dom her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:03:30 2015 No.13792058 >>13792053 >Anubis domming Timmy But she has a thing for Jimmy. She can be his friend and hep him out, but she's a main heroine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:04:43 2015 No.13792064 >>13792058 There's only one Jimmy, and besides there are 10 other girls far more likely to get the Jimmy than her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:05:02 2015 No.13792067 I can't believe everybody forgot already that Timmy never escaped juvie and came out a mountain of a man, muscles like steel and a fearsome beard, with the word "Cuddlebug" tattoos somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:07:15 2015 No.13792074 >>13792067 It's his fate as a side character, but that fate isn't now. >>13792064 Actually Anubis is #2 in likelihood of winning as main heroine, with Dragon's Mother being #1 despite not even being an option to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:10:00 2015 No.13792081 >>13792074 Dragons don't need to be options, they want something, they take it, and roar at whom so ever challenges them over it, saying >Fuck you, I'm a Dragon! ROAR!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:11:27 2015 No.13792085 >>13791911 >Or do you nap in Lich's Elf-Wight "Nee-san"'s lap while Lich augments you in your sleep? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:14:35 2015 No.13792092 >>13792081 Well that makes Dragon's action of demanding and acquiring pizza and ice cream less mind boggling. >>13792085 Do note it's not Adam Jensen augments but Grey Fox since she's not that good yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:16:26 2015 No.13792098 >>13792092 >spoiler Oh no, Jimmy will become a masochist for Lamias!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:19:00 2015 No.13792109 >>13792098 At least he'll be able to jump very high and do ninja shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:20:25 2015 No.13792114 >>13792109 Guess it's worth it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:22:24 2015 No.13792123 >>13792114 Only until Lich perfects her augmentation magics and Jimmy becomes an outdated relic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:23:33 2015 No.13792125 >>13792123 Becoming an outdated relic wouldn't be so bad if the goddamn soda machines weren't conspiring against him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:24:52 2015 No.13792129 >>13792123 But what about his Lamia masochism? We don't have any Lamia Doms for him, do we? I mean, there's Ophy, Third Grader Shirohebi who brags about all her stuff, and the Albino Cancer Lamia. Who out of those would make the best Dom?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:25:04 2015 No.13792131 >>13792125 Damn soda machine taking all of us decent American's coins and not even giving you what you paid for a third of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:25:53 2015 No.13792136 >>13792129 Albino Cancer Lamia. She needs to live her life to the fullest, and BDSM is the best way to accomplish that.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:27:06 2015 No.13792143

>>13792129
>Ophy
She wrestles and wrastles but isn't very dommy.
>Shirohebi
She's kind of a jerk but not a dom.
>Albino Lamia
Anon she just had spinal surgery.
>Echidna Teacher
As if anyone loves her. She's 32 and still single. Her mother and sisters all mock her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:33:22 2015 No.13792157 >>13792143 I'll marry Echidna Teacher! I don't care if she's nearly twice my age, I'll love her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:34:03 2015 No.13792159 >>13792157 >Ecnida-sensei Lock-on!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:34:29 2015 No.13792161 >>13792157 >Nearly twice my age Anon you have to be 18 to use this site.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:35:30 2015 No.13792165 >>13792161 What site? We're in kindergarten, Billy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:35:57 2015 No.13792167 >>13792161 I said nearly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:36:15 2015 No.13792169 >>13792165 So you 16 and still in Kindergarten? Anon I'm worried.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:37:10 2015 No.13792176 >>13792169 >expecting kindergarteners to know how much 32 is or how many times their own age that would be Billy, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:38:32 2015 No.13792180 >>13792176 Ryu knows. She can even do Calculus 1.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:39:22 2015 No.13792182 >>13792180 Ryu is a watery tart!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:42:05 2015 No.13792187 >>13792161 I'm actually 19 but I don't mind! I think all women, even old ones like Echidna deserve love!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:44:00 2015 No.13792195 >>13792187 She's just a lonely woman who doesn't deserve love! Watch her slither into a bottle of alcohol and never come out while her sisters brag and show off their families.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:48:29 2015 No.13792203 I'm going to boop your daughteru on her nose and call her a silly goose! And there's nothing you can do about it!

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:49:34 2015 No.13792206

>>13792195
No! Lonely old women deserve to be loved and cuddled just like any other! I don't care if she becomes a depressed alcoholic, I'm going to love her and let her know she isn't alone! I'll even start a family with her and give her plenty of daughterus!

Just not now with the daughterus, I'm still young and have my youth to enjoy. Maybe in a few years. Until then she can just wait for daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:49:55 2015 No.13792208 >>13792092 >augments What now? I just wanted elf-wight headpats. Was there something else, cuz I just sort of zoned out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:50:03 2015 No.13792210 File: 99 KB, 402x500, 1408475084324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Player 2 Mantis when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:50:33 2015 No.13792211 >>13791505 >Dryad Short wavy hair and a plaid skirt/jacket over a blouse

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:51:01 2015 No.13792214 >>13792159 Such a cute manga.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:53:33 2015 No.13792222
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>>13792203
I don't know where this idea of booping Shark Girls on the nose came from, but that's just too dangerous. They aren't exactly docile Holstaurs, they can get pretty violent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:58:01 2015 No.13792229 >>13792222 I want to be a househusband stuck in an abusive relationship with a Shark Girl!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:00:30 2015 No.13792234 >>13792222 I want to slap a Shark Girls nose and fuck her so she turns into a sub! Then I'll have her help me turn a Hellhound into a submissive house wife!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:02:11 2015 No.13792240 >>13792229 I want to be stuck in an abusive relationship and then one day have my monster girl knight in shining armor save me from my abuser and take me away, where she'll treat me like a prince and never hurt me but always protect me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:10:46 2015 No.13792269 >>13792208 Shhh, just sit there and let Elf-Wight gently pet your head as Lich fits you for a hydraulic penis.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:19:13 2015 No.13792292

>>13792269
Isn't Lich-chan just a little too young and innocent to be doing something like that? Also, I can't see liches fucking with some one's dick. They probably see cock as a holy grail or something, already perfect. I-I just want elf-wight headpats man, why you gotta endanger my dick like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:21:13 2015 No.13792296 >>13792292 >Too young Anon she's 8934, and will be older in a few more weeks. She only goes there because she blends in and because she's forever a child. Elf-Wight is her servant that she revived ages ago to serve her as a sister figure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:22:37 2015 No.13792298 >>13791781 We meet again, top tier taste anon.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:25:55 2015 No.13792305

>>13792296
Yeah but, the trauma of her ascent into lichdom and being locked in a home with the rotten, shambling corpses of her family broke her mind so that even though she's centuries old, she no longer progressed physically nor mentally. Also, is this the same elf-wight I wrote about? Cuz if it is, I recall her being an elf who was friends from the same kindergarten, died climbing a tree, was resurrected by the lich, and grew up into a wight and decided to care for the lich?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:26:10 2015 No.13792307 >>13791658 >>13791786 Do we have a place for all these palette swaps? I'm really digging them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:27:37 2015 No.13792318 >>13792305 Naw, but you can think she is if you want.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:30:04 2015 No.13792327 >>13792318 No, I was just wondering, our backgrounds for elf-wight-chan weren't too dissimilar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:48:06 2015 No.13792383 >>13792234 Then you wake up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:51:02 2015 No.13792390 >>13792383 Nah, I'm going to have my sub Hellhound and you can't do anything about it faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:51:11 2015 No.13792393 I want use my decent running speed to save myself for marriage, only to be out maneuvered by a flying MG

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:52:42 2015 No.13792399 >>13790897 I would buy the cute elf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:55:32 2015 No.13792414 >>13792399 She's only twice used, the purest elf in town!

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:58:53 2015 No.13792439

>>13792222
Sharks are mostly pretty chill. The problem is they investigate things much like children or dogs do; by putting whatever they want to understand in their mouths. Sadly, shark bites, unlike baby bites, are rather detrimental to the human, no matter how quickly the shark loses interest.

There are a few exceptions though such as the hammerhead and the tiger shark. The hammerhead's mouth is too small to outright kill you, but they are VERY territorial and aggressive.
Now the tiger shark? Vicious fuckers who will eat literally anything. People have found suits of armor, batteries, tow rope, fish net, boat propelers, all kinds of things inside of tiger sharks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:59:35 2015 No.13792441 File: 246 KB, 640x1440, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that moths are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:06:54 2015 No.13792484 File: 17 KB, 332x251, Hades.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13792390 >Sub Hellhound Hahahahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Oh that's a good one kid, whoo... thanks for that, really, I really needed that today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:09:11 2015 No.13792497 >>13792484 Hades, you're just salty your bitch ass couldn't tame one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:09:42 2015 No.13792500 File: 1.17 MB, 3058x2600, morewendigoadv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13786214

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:11:00 2015 No.13792505 >>13792484 Right, no fun allowed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:11:53 2015 No.13792510 >>13792414 I'd buy it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:12:02 2015 No.13792511 I want to have a hellhound inside of my head that represents all of my hatred, rage, bloodlust and desire for revenge against my former senpai and have to fight her every day to stay in control!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:14:42 2015 No.13792525 >>13792510 As would I. Tuka a cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:21:31 2015 No.13792540 >>13792500 Goddamn adorable

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:40:35 2015 No.13792591 Monstergirl version of Lady Luck when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:43:01 2015 No.13792597 >>13790314 You have a strange misconception of what "wrote" means

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:44:10 2015 No.13792601 File: 107 KB, 402x500, Mantis_2p_colors.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13792210 Now I guess

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:45:32 2015 No.13792605 >>13792601 Uh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:47:27 2015 No.13792611 >>13792601 C-c-c-c-can you consider a >>13791784 recolor while you still at it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:47:40 2015 No.13792612 >>13792601 I don't think those really work. Try earthyred? With red hair and green eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:49:10 2015 No.13792615 >>13792601 She looks like she's sponsored by Monster Energy Drinks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:50:05 2015 No.13792618 >>13792615 Teaming up with that one Barometz no doubt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:52:27 2015 No.13792620 File: 80 KB, 223x199, 1436114406099.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13792511 >Wanting to have an MG tulpa >Implying we wouldn't just send you to Dagobah and have you in a certain cave

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:55:30 2015 No.13792629 >>13792511 Calm down, Guts.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:59:19 2015 No.13792635

>>13792511
This makes me think a god plot for a story, where a Succubus enters a guy's dream but something goes wrong and she gets locked inside his mind, then the Succubus nags the guy in his thoughts to go on an adventure to find a way to release her from his mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:01:46 2015 No.13792638 >>13792620 A Tulpa is the closest thing we'll ever have to real Monster Girls. Hell, if your Tulpa is one of those mental Monster Girls, like a mental Succuvirus, a Chesire, or a Jabberwock, then she'd pretty much be real in a sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:01:49 2015 No.13792639 >>13792635 >KISS HER >KISS HER YOU WIMP >I SWEAR TO THE DEMON LORD WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOING TO MAKE MY SISTERS RUN A TRAIN ON YOUR CHASTE ASS

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:08:32 2015 No.13792658

>>13792635
>>13792635

>Guy goes to school the next day
>Only he can see or feel whatever the Succubus is doing
>He's working with a young girl in his class during a creative writing study hall trying to create a scenario when a Paladin and MG of their choosing wouldn't want to purge each other
>"Hey."
>He looks over, it's the Succubus groping one of the girl's tits and licking at her ear
>"You want to fuck her, don't you?"
>"I know how you teenage boys work, so full of pent up frustration. You want to fuck her and get her knocked up so she'll be forced to marry you."
>He's getting annoyed now, trying to focus on his work
>Succubus vanishes and appears on his desk, her legs spread for him with her right hand on her groin, her fingers parsing in and out of the lips of her labia as she moans, gripping one of her own tits
>"But I can show you such sweet blissful torment, boya. All you have to do is free me from this dull mind of yours and I'll be glad to fuck you myself."
>"You'd probably like that. All you good paladin kids are deviants at heart anyway~"
>"I can just imagine you fucking me against this very table and calling me all sorts of names like 'little whore' <3~"
>"Mmn!"
>Before he excuses himself from class, she spatters female ejaculate all over his face
>It's warm, and smells like sriracha sauce
>Spends the rest of the day trying to ignore the Succubus in school while she continues to taunt and masturbate in front of him

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:14:23 2015 No.13792673

>>13792635

Or maybe a story where a succubus tries to rape a man in the middle of the night and tell him what she's going to do to him only for him to be annoyed for what he says is a lack of effort and for him to off on "WELL IF I WERE YOU..." and for her to shocked and a little ashamed for not thinking of the things he suggests. Maybe she calls him sensei or something I don't know

>"AND YOU BETTER TURN MY PELVIS INTO DUST, GOT THAT?!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:15:34 2015 No.13792678 ...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:22:13 2015 No.13792703 File: 140 KB, 785x1049, 22682831643c563f4149c21f4bbb1959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No Hellhound childhood friend who has been following you around recently and insists on being called Onee-sama

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:23:52 2015 No.13792708 >>13792703 >TFW being hunted by a Hellhound in Wistman's Woods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:27:09 2015 No.13792718 >>13792658 This reminds me of that ghost story by doumou.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:29:17 2015 No.13792725 >>13791845 Whatever m80.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:30:40 2015 No.13792730 >>13792703 I'd roleplay as her Otouto and ask her what we were going to do on the bed, as a pomf was said while I fell on the bed.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:33:11 2015 No.13792736
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>>13792500
That looks excellent, latenight.

On the subject of Wendigo, if a Wendigos husband were to exit that tent thing, would the "face" take on a powered-down look?
It'd be like a very comfy Gundam.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:35:48 2015 No.13792748 >>13792703 Blue board m8, or at least censor that image on a future occasion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:37:53 2015 No.13792751 File: 167 KB, 289x432, 1437233873557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13792748 Okay

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:40:28 2015 No.13792761 >>13791382 where's the boy who'd be the brave knight?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:41:30 2015 No.13792766 >>13792761 She already raped him. In front of "everybody".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:45:54 2015 No.13792789 >>13792718 I'd have gone the route of her masturbating him in class but that's a little above my skill level given that it'd have it be a hallucination and him being the one doing it, not the Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:04:43 2015 No.13792846 Why's it so ded?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:06:06 2015 No.13792849 >>13792846 Eatin' breakfast, and watching an animal show that's convinced me that caring for a holstaur is more work than I expected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:06:22 2015 No.13792852 >>13792703 I'll call her aneki at best

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:07:30 2015 No.13792855 >>13792852 You're sick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:08:22 2015 No.13792860 File: 829 KB, 1003x1417, best harpy picture ever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13792849 I want to care for young, fuzzy Harpies. Damn things sound adorable.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:09:18 2015 No.13792861
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>>13792849
>tfw I know full well how to care for best girl / waifu

You city slickers and your fancy self piloting cars and fiber internets don't know a thing about the important stuff!

Y'all should be ashamed!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:12:33 2015 No.13792868 >>13792703 I'd bop her on the nose at High-Hyper Sonic speeds (Mach 10-25 for you not in the know) for saying that to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:13:26 2015 No.13792870 >>13792861 Hey, there's always time to learn. What I don't know now I could easily learn eventually. And it's interesting seeing just how sensitive Holstaur bodies are to even the slightest change.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:14:24 2015 No.13792875 >>13792868 Can I fill in the resulting crater with jello?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:15:52 2015 No.13792878 >>13792875 Only if the jello is orange or lemon-lime. And a Slime girl. Or a colony of slime girls formed into one big puddle of slime

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:16:42 2015 No.13792880

>>13792789
Just make it phantom sensations. He squeezes his eyes shut and in his minds eyes he's unzipping his pants and pulling his cock out. Her jerks, slamming his fist on the table. Every one looks at him, but he just blushes and says "Sorry, fell asleep" the sucubus hugging his back and playing with his ears giggles, and his pants are still done up but when he closes his eyes again, he's jerking himself off. And he can feel it, and it takes all his will power to not react.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:17:41 2015 No.13792883 >>13792878 Now I want a pond or lake full of citrus slimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:20:37 2015 No.13792887 File: 844 KB, 1382x1200, 4b4d4b8cbc37e2a33729518535404095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13792883 Give her a lick, do it quick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:24:36 2015 No.13792893 File: 122 KB, 821x1000, 1389420322541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Wurms Wurms are great Wurms are whom I want to date

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:24:41 2015 No.13792894 File: 1.00 MB, 750x1048, Mm lime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13792887 Lick the Slime, It'll be sub-lime

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:26:44 2015 No.13792900 >>13792893 I want to help Wurm collect shiny things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:27:07 2015 No.13792901 I want to bully Hathor!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:38:43 2015 No.13792927 >>13792894 She was orange in the original picture, wasn't she?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:42:07 2015 No.13792930 >>13792927 Yeah I just made it green for the shitty pun. Because I could.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:45:23 2015 No.13792940 File: 618 KB, 500x282, 1431127142590.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slime bath in grape, you're gonna get raped

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:56:12 2015 No.13792973 File: 829 KB, 750x1000, 0002.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13792940 Why is it always rape with those fools made of grape?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:06:17 2015 No.13792988 File: 90 KB, 620x433, 1436106724922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13792901

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:08:20 2015 No.13792995 I'm tired. What Monster Girl can I sleep with and relax? What one would be the softest and cuddliest? Preferably one that isn't sub, I don't like subs and I can't get comfy with them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:09:03 2015 No.13792996 >>13792995 Yeti are aggressive cuddlers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:10:53 2015 No.13792999 File: 857 KB, 691x950, 1431922081003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13792995 >>13792996 You're going to get pinned down and forced into hugs now

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:10:58 2015 No.13793000
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>a holy knight and a Dhampir will never explore the castle of the latter's mother
>you will never interact with the various mamono communities and their husbands in different sections of the castle

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:16:03 2015 No.13793007 Quick someone post the centaur body pillow link i need it for reasons

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:17:49 2015 No.13793009 >>13792439 One other thing, keep in mind that most sharks arnt particularly well built to swollow a human whole, and a 6 foot tall, kicking, thrashing animal is not what most consider an easy meal

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:18:59 2015 No.13793012 Can I talk about cute monstergirls yet or is the no fun brigade still here?

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:18:59 2015 No.13793013

>>13793000
>You will never be pitted against the Dhampir as the semi-final boss fight because her mother put some vampiric spell on her
>You will never defeat her, breaking the spell and making her conscious again
>She will never tell you how sorry she is and confess how much she loved you
>You will never take her in a princess carry to the nearest save station to have some "private" time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:21:19 2015 No.13793022 >>13793013 >sexing it up in a serene looking save room Oh baby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:23:03 2015 No.13793026 >>13793013 I'll have the mother if you don't mind then.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:23:23 2015 No.13793027

Ok Anon, through a thoroughly contrived reason that shall not be mentioned, the MGC maid society was running a little grab bag where you put in an order and get a maid for a tenth the normal price for a year marriage cancels the terms, failure to treat your maid properly will be charged in line with maid mistreatment laws of MGC.

Roll for your maido
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Now break out dem dice because you need determine a quirk and attitude

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

First, Attitude: d10

1. Normal Race's attitude
2. Deredere
3.Himedere
4.(light) Tsundere
5.(light) Yandere
6. Kuudere
7.Tomboy
8.Girly Girly
9.Shy
10.Dandere

Got the dere? GOOD!
Time for a quirk, d10

1. Normal, completely and utterly normal.
2. Loli! (CC if already loli)
3. Chubby (not fat. chubby)
4. MUSCLE! (Alexander Armstrong would be proud)
5. Former Mercenary (Lots of guns, a few scars, an eye patch)
6. Twins! Roll another attitude for sister
7. Chimera (roll another monster she was merged with)
8. Dire: Bigger, Stronger, More rapey
9. Pygmy: Half the size, double the fun
10. Varient breed (IE: Siberian Jinkos, Howler Kakuren, Chicken Harpy)

Hows it go? Good maid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:25:10 2015 No.13793031 >>13793027 >Mantis >Shy >Chubby What

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:25:24 2015 No.13793032 >>13793007 Sorry mate, preorders are already closed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:26:08 2015 No.13793036 >>13793026 The mom is taken. MILFs are shit anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:26:08 2015 No.13793037 >>13793027 >Shy pygmy black harpy Say wut? i can't even imagine that one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:27:09 2015 No.13793039 >>13793037 >*Muscle I read the anterior number again, i got 4, even less imaginable for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:27:24 2015 No.13793041 >>13789020 After reading, I have to agree. Shit's hot and that Anubis is slutty as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:27:48 2015 No.13793043 >>13793027 >Deredere Medusa-Hellhound Chimera

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:28:31 2015 No.13793045 >>13793027 Cyclops Light Yandere Chimaera (merged with a Golem) Not bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:28:35 2015 No.13793046 >>13793027 >Apsara >Himedere >Twins >The other twin is Kuudere Wonderful Maids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:29:24 2015 No.13793048 >>13793031 A chubby mantis maid who follows you everywhere but can't bring up the courage to talk to you. >>13793037 Big black harpy that starts stuttering and stammering when you try to talk to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:30:19 2015 No.13793050 >>13793039 Muscular thighs and a large wingspan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:30:24 2015 No.13793051 >>13793045 Did she ask for this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:30:41 2015 No.13793054 >>13793027 >Light tsundere Girtablilu/Familiar chimera I'm okay with this, no idea what it would look like though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:30:46 2015 No.13793055 >>13793027 Shy, pygmy Kakuen. Sounds adorable as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:31:03 2015 No.13793056 >>13792999 There is something very wrong with her face

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:32:13 2015 No.13793059 >>13793027 Aww, no waifu allowed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:32:42 2015 No.13793060 >>13793027 Shy chubby Khepri. Eh, I could get behind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:33:00 2015 No.13793061 >>13793027 >Chochin-Obake Sweet >(light) Tsun Ok, not bad >CHIMERA >Khepri Huh. Glowbug meido. 8/10 Not bad, would tease lovingly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:33:14 2015 No.13793062 >>13793054 A girtablilu that's smaller than normal and has bright colors on her carapace. Also, cat ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:34:14 2015 No.13793066 >>13793059 No, you can marry them, its just that it kicks into a normal marriage contract.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:36:01 2015 No.13793072 >>13793051 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:37:35 2015 No.13793076 >>13793072 Enjoy your robo-cyclops meido then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:38:55 2015 No.13793079 >>13793027 >Girly girl shiny Lava Golem My imagination is fried at the moment. Can't think of a good variant for a lava golem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:39:26 2015 No.13793080 >>13793027 >Hellhound FUUUUCK >deredere Come the fuck on >loli Okay, I believe it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:40:06 2015 No.13793083 >>13793027 > ushi oni > normal behavior >chimera with a will-o-the-wisp dear god what a terrifying combination. at least she'll be a good maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:43:14 2015 No.13793088 >>13793079 Blue instead of orange, wears bows made of goo in her hair. >>13793080 >Deredere puppy hellhound whos always happy to save you. Sounds adorable

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:43:33 2015 No.13793090 >>13793027 >Succubus >deredere >Chimera with Kitsune-bi I'm totally okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:43:37 2015 No.13793091 >>13793027 >Dark Angel >Tomboy >Twins, other being Shy I think I got a good deal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:46:34 2015 No.13793098 >>13793091 Yeah I'd say you did too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:49:30 2015 No.13793101 File: 137 KB, 820x953, 1407165729945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:50:47 2015 No.13793105 >>13793101 what is this semen demon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:50:59 2015 No.13793106 File: 114 KB, 1189x1500, 1424644611994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793101 would rub behind ears

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:51:33 2015 No.13793109 >>13793101 I want to cuddle with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:53:11 2015 No.13793112 File: 23 KB, 250x319, 250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793027 >Girtablilu >shy >Normal, completely and utterly normal. kind of feel like I lucked out on this one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:54:27 2015 No.13793116 >>13793101 Remove manticunts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:55:18 2015 No.13793121 >>13793027 >Wight >Girly Girl >Normal I'm Ok with this. Although I now have the image of a wight in an idolized maid uniform.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:55:26 2015 No.13793122 >>13793116 That's for Monoeyes, Tanukis, and P'Orcs. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:55:30 2015 No.13793123 >>13793109 >You'll never cuddle with a Manticore and feel her breasts pressing up against your back. >She'll never gently milk you with her tailpussy with her arms wrapped around you as she purrs in your ear. Or would a manticore chuff?.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:57:37 2015 No.13793129 >>13793122 No sir, I must insist that you fuck yourself first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:58:10 2015 No.13793131 >>13793123 They might either purr or chuff depending on your preferences.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:58:48 2015 No.13793133 >>13793101 That's a lot of meat in the right places. >>13793123 Purrs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:01:15 2015 No.13793142 >>13793123 Do lions purr? I think so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:03:38 2015 No.13793148 >>13793112 >Nice ass >you can't fuck it why

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:03:44 2015 No.13793149

>>13793027
>Golem
>Girly Girly
>Twins
>Other is Kuudere
>Excitable first sister encouraging Kuudere second sister and giving her tips on how best to please master.
Dammit, gonna have to cancel those terms pretty quick because I'm marrying the fuck out of both of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:04:49 2015 No.13793155 >>13793148 Not with that attitude.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:05:31 2015 No.13793156

>>13793027
>wyvern
Okay thank god, off to a good start.
>kuudere
Not ideal, but I can make it work...
>normal
Well okay. So, she's a little weird, and a little scaly, but hey, it could be much worse!

Take two!
>ignis
Interesting allready.
>deredere
Niiice.
>normal
Okay, well, I'm fine with either of these.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:05:40 2015 No.13793158 File: 436 KB, 878x679, 1424834645990.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to see a nerdy class rep type Paladin and gently corrupt her with my love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:05:58 2015 No.13793161 File: 466 KB, 1100x850, iWE6v.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Werewolves vs Tanuki Who wins?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:08:20 2015 No.13793168 >>13793156 >>13793027 Take three >golem Not... Excited. She's not shit tier though, so I'm fine with this. >Yandere How fitting. >dire WELL FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:09:40 2015 No.13793171 >>13793149 Why do I now have the golem versions of Ruby and Sapphire from Fate Kaelid stuck in my head?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:09:48 2015 No.13793172 >>13793161 Tanuki. The werewolf would have to be mary sue tiers of overpowered to trump the might of money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:10:41 2015 No.13793175 >>13793161 >Werewolf bites Tanuki >Tanuki becomes Weretanuki

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:11:01 2015 No.13793178 >>13793161 Wolf. Tanuki aren't fighters, unless you include Sengoku Rance, but even then an entire ARMY of them were slaughtered by a fucking PRINCESS and their leader was killed by a walking Monoeye in a dinkey frog car.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:16:19 2015 No.13793195 >>13793175 My head is full of fack.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:17:20 2015 No.13793200 >>13793175 The majestic Weretanuki went to the highest point it could find. Then, gazing at the moon, let out its cry >"OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:19:05 2015 No.13793201 >>13793200 I'm not overly fond of the Tanuki's association with ebin /pol/ memes, but this got a chuckle out of me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:19:25 2015 No.13793203 >>13793200 Will it hunt and consume all our shekels?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:19:48 2015 No.13793205 >>13793178 In fact, speaking of SR, the Entire Tokugawa army would probably be Tanuki and humans they hired if we applied the whole MG thing to it. I wonder about the others though. Would the Miko Institute be run by Kitsune or Shirohebi?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:20:29 2015 No.13793207 >>13793175 Does that mean she becomes extra fluffy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:20:41 2015 No.13793209 Haa~ I want a Tanuki waifu to manage my finances.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:21:40 2015 No.13793211 File: 1.95 MB, 235x176, ec.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793200 Fuck. You.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:22:18 2015 No.13793215 >>13793207 Dunno, but she becomes extra lustful for money when in heat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:22:20 2015 No.13793216 >>13793203 No the whole pack of Weretanuki will try and sell you things that you really don't need.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:22:25 2015 No.13793217 >>13793207 She probably gains the addition of paws.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:23:05 2015 No.13793218 >>13793175 >Tanuki by day >Werewolf by night Does this mean Superwurm was bitten by a Werebat? Or maybe that's not how it works...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:25:45 2015 No.13793228 >>13793215 >Pelt me with coins! Tell me what a stupid, insensate spender I am and smack me across the face with that fold of bills like a bitch!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:26:29 2015 No.13793231 >>13793129 No fuck you. I refuse to allow those three fucking MGs to exist so long as they're associated with Voldemort

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:26:56 2015 No.13793233 >>13793168 >Huge, Yan Golem Lucky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:27:24 2015 No.13793238 >>13791121 Link?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:28:22 2015 No.13793243 >>13793168 Glorious bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:28:25 2015 No.13793244 >>13793233 Wanna trade? Whatd you get?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:29:59 2015 No.13793250 >>13793243 See here:>>13793244 Golems are kinda meh for me. Maybe it's because fucking them would be like fucking a rock. And talking to them would be like talking to a rock. And well, most things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:30:19 2015 No.13793252 >>13793244 >>13793121 I'm happy with her though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:32:47 2015 No.13793258 >>13792074 I honestly thought Jabberwock and Lilim would've been ahead of Dragon's Mom.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:33:44 2015 No.13793261
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>>13793217
Well, the thing is they're already shapeshifters like Kitsune are supposed to be. Technically she can go from full dogbear thing to full human already and everywhere in-between.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:34:15 2015 No.13793263 File: 140 KB, 402x500, mamonomantisdark.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13792210 How's this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:34:40 2015 No.13793264 >>13793200 I did a giggle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:34:52 2015 No.13793266 >>13793261 Would fuck kemono Tanuki

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:35:28 2015 No.13793271 >>13793258 Wock and Lil are like those off brand things that are really good but will never be able to compete against anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:35:29 2015 No.13793272 >>13793250 >Maybe it's because fucking them would be like fucking a rock. >And talking to them would be like talking to a rock. MAMONOMANA, along with the fact they probably feel like even warmer Slimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:35:49 2015 No.13793274 >>13793252 Huh. Not bad. Personally I'd go with my earlier rolls, either a dere ignis or kuu wyvern. I don't exactly know what an ignis acts like though so I'd have to read her profile first though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:36:09 2015 No.13793276 >>13792500 Cute as fuck. >>13793027 >deredere pygmy Familiar Oh, alright. Well, this is really nice. I don't know how well she'll be able to clean, but she'll be nice to have around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:36:41 2015 No.13793277 >>13793266 So would I, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:36:49 2015 No.13793279 >>13793272 >>13793274 I would certainly hope it takes more than brushing her shoulder to forget about me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:37:52 2015 No.13793286 >>13793276 Magic, Anon. She'll enchant the brooms and spunges while she rides on your shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:38:09 2015 No.13793287 >>13793027 >An Ultra-Girly Orchid Mantis Meido Well. Okay then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:38:59 2015 No.13793289 >>13793277 It'd be even funnier if by grabbing her tail hard enough she ends up involuntarily turning into beardograccoon kemono mode and gets flustered when you use her as a teddy bear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:39:11 2015 No.13793290 >>13793238 http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=1175

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:40:22 2015 No.13793294 >>13793271 I guess, but I honestly thought I'd seen them get enough votes to be up there. Certainly more than my single-minded Anubis obsession.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:40:43 2015 No.13793295 >>13793290 >The board requires you to be registered and logged in to view this forum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:42:19 2015 No.13793302 >>13793294 God damned Anubisfucker. Just hurry up and cheer up the hyperventilating and puking Anubis already.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:42:56 2015 No.13793303

Okay this is getting ridiculous.

>Walk into kitchen to get some lunch
>Little TV is on
>One of those shitty auction shows like Storage Wars is on
>This is the one about abandoned airline luggage, Baggage Battles
>Right as I walk in, one of the competitors is holding up a little Vampirella figurine
>"Sex sells. Sex is BETTER with Monsters."

I mean sure, that's been the attitude towards vampires and to a lesser extent werewolves for years now, but still, makes me wonder just how far things will go...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:44:04 2015 No.13793308 >>13793302 Well do. I will hold back her hair, help to calm her, get her a drink, whatever she needs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:45:05 2015 No.13793313 >>13793308 Put it in her butt. It's a comforting feeling for an anubutt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:45:12 2015 No.13793314 >>13793295 Yeah, sorry about that. Sucks don't't?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:46:16 2015 No.13793317 >>13793313 Anon we're in kindergarten in this context!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:48:59 2015 No.13793321 >>13793308 She needs ice cream. And Gatorade. And a gaming console with games!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:49:31 2015 No.13793323 >>13793317 Okay, just slip a finger in then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:50:55 2015 No.13793332 >>13793263 I like it. Her scythes have purple sharpness too!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:51:07 2015 No.13793333 >>13793231 >associated with Voldemort What?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:53:07 2015 No.13793339 >>13793333 He's being self-deprecatory, and is referring to himself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:05:19 2015 No.13793371 >come home >your monster waifu and daughteru are sitting by the computer "Hi, sweetie! We were posting on the internet asking for a TV show to watch, and somebody told us that Boku no Pico was really good! Wanna come watch with us?" >wat do

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:06:37 2015 No.13793374 >>13793371 I show them Lorenzo's Oil instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:07:34 2015 No.13793376 >>13793371 Calmly explain that she's being trolled. Then suggest we watch some Jojo or Kamen Rider instead. Probably Jojo, monstergirls would fucking love Jojo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:07:36 2015 No.13793377 >>13793371 "I'm going out for a drink"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:07:49 2015 No.13793378 >>13793371 >having bad taste That's a paddlin'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:08:43 2015 No.13793384 >>13793263 >those thighs Daaamn~ I'd love to put my dick in her kneepit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:10:00 2015 No.13793387 >>13793371 Watch it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:11:09 2015 No.13793390 >>13793027 What is the variant of a Shy Dhampir? rolled a 9 and 10.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:11:30 2015 No.13793391 File: 518 KB, 1000x1000, miqote_wyvern.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mono makes cute chibis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:11:51 2015 No.13793393 >>13793376 >Come home >Your monster girl waifu come to you in tears telling you that someone made fun of her on the internet >Wat do

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:12:38 2015 No.13793400 >>13793371 You'll rewatch Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones and that's that. They'll probably pick GoT, has more sex in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:12:50 2015 No.13793402 >>13793391 Nice. I hope mono does a Dragon one soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:13:25 2015 No.13793404 >>13793027 >Dryad >light yandere >former mercenary I am OK with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:13:40 2015 No.13793405 >>13793393 >"What they say doesn't matter. I love you, and a bunch of idiots on the internet won't change that." And then it's time for cuddlefucking. That should cheer her up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:14:01 2015 No.13793407 >>13792210 >>13793263 Thanks Doc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:14:31 2015 No.13793408 >>13793333 Only a dark wizard would like MGs so... blasé

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:14:47 2015 No.13793409 >>13793390 Vampire traits are a bit more noticeable maybe, to her embarrassment of course. Ears taper to slight points. She has vestigal bat wings and her canines are sharper than normal. Also eyes that are a deeper red and can hypnotize.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:15:03 2015 No.13793410 >>13793391 This an odd combo, I thought we'd see a normal Werecat cosplaying in DRG armor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:15:23 2015 No.13793412 >>13793303 >"Sex sells. Sex is BETTER with Monsters." Even the normies know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:16:34 2015 No.13793413 >>13793393 Reflect on the fact that my insanity has become so severe that figments of my imagination now appear before me as self-aware entities

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:16:38 2015 No.13793414 >>13793404 >Spends the nights pretending to be the a tree outside your house. >You always wake up to see her outside dressed in camo with a hunting rifle, her eye flicking to you every now and then. >She waves when she notices your awake.

>>	Drace Sat Jul 18 15:17:22 2015 No.13793415 Just so you guys know, due to circumstances beyond my control, I won't be able to post on Monday or Tuesday. Thankfully I'll be able to write a ton during that time, so there's that. There will probably be a pastebin link dump on Wednesday, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:18:23 2015 No.13793417 >>13793371 Sure, why not. It'll probably turn into something involving the three of us anyway.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:19:17 2015 No.13793420

>>13793410
Well, see, then there'd be the issue of the BIG FLUFFY PAWS.

So basically I decided I had to decide on one of two cop-outs within the context of a story.
A) Cat Girl subspecies which lack the big fluffy paws
B) Magical armor that compresses said paws into a more compact and weapon-wielding form
I decided to go with A, so there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:20:02 2015 No.13793422 >>13793414 >you have to explain to her that the nice man in the blue uniform is just the mailman and she doesn't need to threaten him with a bullet through the skull

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:21:20 2015 No.13793425 >>13793410 Looks like it's a Miqo'te Dragoon from FF14. They're close enough I'd think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:21:45 2015 No.13793427 >>13793422 >He walks away shaking >unaware of the red dot on the back of his head until he's a bock and a half away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:24:28 2015 No.13793435 >>13793427 >some random couple walks down the street >"sweetie, why does that tree have a sniper rifle in its branches?" >"just keep walking and don't make eye contact" >"eye contact... with the tree?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:26:40 2015 No.13793442 >>13793415 Cool beans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:26:40 2015 No.13793443 >>13793435 >Wife looks up at it, the sniper rifle merges back into the tree. >They start walking faster when an RPG-7 pops out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:26:42 2015 No.13793444 File: 889 KB, 848x1200, HE'S FOIGHTIN 'ROUND THE WORLD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So...how good is your MG of choice at foighting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:28:08 2015 No.13793451 >>13793444 Would everything just go through ghost girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:28:11 2015 No.13793453 >>13793443 >"YEAH, YOU'D BETTER RUN, MOTHERFUCKERS" >"WHY IS THE TREE CURSING AT US"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:29:09 2015 No.13793456 >>13793444 I don't have a waifu that isn't hated anyway but i'll just say Qi projected claws are very effective

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:29:36 2015 No.13793457 >>13793414 Hey, that's actually pretty cool and works pretty well. Though a bow and arrow might fit better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:30:36 2015 No.13793460 >>13793415 Hallo dracr >>13793420 Or you could just skip the disgusting tumor paws

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:32:23 2015 No.13793465 File: 8 KB, 214x229, 1436657799391.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793460 >disgusting tumor paws ill fite u m8

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:32:56 2015 No.13793467

>>13793457
>dryad warrior competition
>all the dryads are shooting arrows
>your merc maid shows up and destroys every single target with an assault rifle
>"NEVER BRING BOWS TO A GUN COMPETITION, BITCHES"
>you don't have the heart to tell her she brought a gun to a bow competition

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:33:43 2015 No.13793469

>>13793456
>Frisbee lands in tree by your window
>Kakuren loli climbs up the tree to grab it.
>Just as she does, she finds herself face to face with your maido/body guard.
>Yelps and falls only to be caught by the branches.
>With a whispered "You only get one." she's set down and sent on her way, the dryad facing the street and a jinko with a red beret who's been passing by your house a little too often.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:34:58 2015 No.13793473 >>13793460 Well I'm not even sure if there'll be any other catgirl characters so it might be a moot point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:36:48 2015 No.13793480 >>13791777 >>13791804 >>13791844 Their name are weird and their randumess is something hard to top, like everything else from Wonderland. I'd say she's more like hipsters's MG of preference?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:39:06 2015 No.13793484 File: 269 KB, 850x765, 1435600123338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Elf rape is just an urban myth the knife ears use to subjugate Orcs into a life of racial bigotry, ghettos, and being hated by every other sentient race

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:39:22 2015 No.13793486 >>13793467 >>13793469 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:42:00 2015 No.13793493 File: 129 KB, 644x1000, 4d06c3cfa1d28c38a842ba73f0921f2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793484 Orcs are girls now, so Elves do the raping now. >tfw no Elf in USSR attire

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:42:46 2015 No.13793495 >>13793484 Steve, can you please not bring up your politics in the office?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:43:00 2015 No.13793496 File: 120 KB, 930x847, 1430996948487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793484

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:43:28 2015 No.13793500 >>13793467 It's okay sweetie, thats what they get for using obscolete equipment

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:45:44 2015 No.13793504 >>13793496 >Leotard and garterbelt >DFC >Bright, happy smile I wanna date that slaver on the left.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:46:45 2015 No.13793507

>>13793495

Yeah but still, man.

>Elf tells an Orc she wants to feel his thick cream in her belly, making a not-so-subtle innuendo as he eats creme fraiche with his scrambled eggs breakfast
>Nobody bats a fucking eyelash

>Orc tells his Elf co-worker that she looks lovely today, and that her choice of attire matches her personality with its flowery patterns
>RAPE, RAPE!
>Orc gets sent to sexual harassment rehabilitation or could lose his job

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:47:20 2015 No.13793509
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>you decide to get therapy for your depression
>Dr. Wurmington tells you you need CBT
>before you can react, she pulls your pants down and starts gently flicking and carefully nibbling on your dick
Do you have the heart to tell her she got the wrong CBT?
Alternate take, she pulls out a Battletech box and starts playing with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:49:14 2015 No.13793514 >>13793507 Look, I agree. But do you really wanna butt heads with HR again? I mean, I for one do not wanna have a repeat of monday...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:49:17 2015 No.13793515 >>13793509 >Battletech box Ditch her for a Dragon that isn't literally autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:53:08 2015 No.13793532 >>13793393 Aw darling, why don't you go talk with our Cheshire neighbour? I'm sure that she and her husband have the perfect solution for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:53:11 2015 No.13793533 >>13793509 I desire tender Wurm fellatio.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:58:22 2015 No.13793553
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>>13632265
Maid type: Lich
Name: Ashly
Personality: Calm, cold, controlling and caring
Statement: It is 15:00 Master, I have finished cleaning the residence. It is now mandatory cuddling time, please assume the position.
Notes: Will need a room to perform her research in.

Ashly used to be a member of the local Sabbath before growing bored with the lolification research she was assigned and applying at MGC Maid Central. While employed as a researcher at MGC Maid Central, Ashly has also followed and completed the standard maid training course. Examinators consider Ashly to be an individual with a cold heart, always reacting in a professional and emotionless manner, and rarely showing emotion. Ashly however did otherwise not have any outstanding issues with her maid training, finishing her final maid exam without any issues within four years. Unfortunately Ashly has chosen not to share her age with MGC Maid Central, stating that she has forgotten. However by comparing Ashly’s level of knowledge with that of other Liches, MGC Maid Central suspects that Ashly’s age is below a hundred years.

Our Kikimora interviewer had a fairly positive view of Ashly, mentioning that “the most useful corpse in MGC Maid Central is finally getting herself a Master”. Our Kikimora interviewer further describes Ashly as a “small undead girl who never got her growth spurts”.
Ashly due to her previous employment at the Sabbath sports a small young “loli” body, supported with a set of A cup breasts and surprisingly thick thighs. Ashly prefers to keep her hair at a medium length, never letting it reach her shoulders. When it comes to clothing, one can expect to find Ashly wearing her old and now slightly oversized lab coat with a simple maid/work outfit beneath it. Ashly has always insisted on wearing her old lab coat, with the argument that it is one of the few items she has left from before her death.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:58:31 2015 No.13793556 >>13793484 Stop wasting images you procrastinating faggot.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:59:23 2015 No.13793560

>>13793553
[Profile continued]

As a maid Ashly has an average performance. Keeping a professional composure and attempting to work as efficient as possible, if not for some occasional fiddling with her oversized lab coat. Ashly prefers to keep a tight schedule, performing her duties at set times without fault. Her future Master can expect every room and chore to be performed at a specific time. Deserts and treats are no exception as Ashly will prepare homemade apple pie and other deserts at times set in stone for her Master.

Being a researcher at MGC Maid Central, Ashly understands the importance of affection for both humans and Monstergirls. This has resulted in Ashly developing a schedule to ensure that her Master gets a proper amount of affection to ensure a good mental health and life. While Ashly has not disclosed her entire schedule, she has however shown us her planned starting schedule which contained the following set of instructions:

Affection schedule: Tuesday:

Morning:
One (short) hug
Three headpats for the maid
One (short) shoulder massage

Noon:
Five minutes of mutual cuddling
Three minutes of nuzzling
Five headpats for the maid

Evening:
Twenty minutes of cuddling
Ten minutes of nuzzling
Five minutes of scratching
Fifteen headpats for the maid
One (long) massage for the Master
One (long) massage for the maid

Ashly made it clear that this schedule is subject to change and will be expanded every two weeks to further improve her future Masters affection level and study the effects of increased affection between a human males and Monstergirls.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:59:37 2015 No.13793561 >>13793553 >Lich Maid MAGNIFICENT.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:00:24 2015 No.13793566

>>13793560
[Profile continued]

When not performing any duties, one can find Ashly working on her research in her room. While employment as a maid normally relieves the maid in question from any other duties, Ashly has offered to continue MGC Maid Centrals earlier assigned work in her free time. This can simply be explained by the fact that Ashly enjoys doing such work and considers it a hobby and a stress reliever. It is further worth noticing that Ashly has an “assistant” spot open for her future Master if he happens to be interested in learning the basics of magic and magical potions.

MGC Maid Central recommends Ashly to a Master who enjoys having an effective and precise maid, and does not mind Ashly’s cold behavior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:02:19 2015 No.13793575 >>13793553 >>13793560 >>13793566 >pear shaped Lich loli meido with an intense desire to cuddle Brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:03:26 2015 No.13793580 >>13793556 I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:04:48 2015 No.13793584 >>13793580 Delete your images, Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:06:32 2015 No.13793589 >>13793575 >pear shaped loli cuddler Lich This sounds somehow familiar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:07:59 2015 No.13793597 >>13793584 Why are you bitter, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:08:30 2015 No.13793599 >>13793027 >Kuudere former mercenary Merrow How does she walk on land? Rerolling for practicality. >Light tsun normal Succubus Boooooring >Himedere Scylla with Tomboy twin sister This, fucking this, I'm taking this. I love this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:13:05 2015 No.13793613 I want to give a Deathclaw Girl my love and affection. Mamono Mana nuclear apocalypse when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:13:19 2015 No.13793615 >>13793599 Aquatic warfare and anti-piracy insurance. Just does a wheel chair on land. Or magic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:15:20 2015 No.13793628 >>13793027 But I don't want a maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:16:34 2015 No.13793632 >>13793553 >>13793560 >>13793566 I knew it was coming up when you asked for a loli lich name. Thanks for doing this, friend. I'm real happy with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:17:16 2015 No.13793634 >>13793628 Of course you do, everyone wants to dick the maid! Or would you prefer a nurse? Lawyer? Firewoman? Police officer? What about a MIB agent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:18:50 2015 No.13793640 >>13793628 Then marry her and think of it as a mail order bride except the bride is a master at home skills. >>13793634 There are no Momano in Black.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:19:27 2015 No.13793642 >>13793634 >everyone wants to dick the maid Not me, I prefer more aggressive girls, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:20:26 2015 No.13793650 >>13793642 oh so your one of those bitch boys

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:21:06 2015 No.13793654
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>>13793553
>>13793560
>>13793566
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

Have a kiki-tastic day!

>>13793632
MGC Maid Central hopes that you and your maid will discover many new secrets of affection and wishes you the best of luck and a Kiki-tastic day!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:21:28 2015 No.13793656 >>13793650 Nah, her probably just want a maid to grab him, drag him to the bedroom, and instruct him on the proper way to pleasure her in bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:21:40 2015 No.13793657 >>13793650 >bitch boy The only bitchboy here is you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:22:12 2015 No.13793660 >>13793650 "Alpha" guy please

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:23:37 2015 No.13793667 >>13793654 I await my turn with uncharitable anticipation. Tell me maido kun, what is your day job?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:27:27 2015 No.13793680 >>13793556 In what way is postin' an Orc of making a procrastinator, eh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:28:48 2015 No.13793687 For whatever reason, I just started wondering what monstergirl Buddy Cop movies would be like. For that matter, what would monstergirl cinema be like. Don't be lazy and just say porn, actually think about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:28:59 2015 No.13793688 >>13793656 >>13793657 >>13793660 >responding to bait

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:29:07 2015 No.13793689 >>13793640 That's right, there aren't Mamomo protecting our world from alien threats seeking to claim men as husbandos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:30:50 2015 No.13793697 >>13793687 I just want a Sengoku Rance vidya with monster girls. Except this time, good porn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:31:05 2015 No.13793698 >>13793689 >He doesn't know about monstergirl Will Smith

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:31:23 2015 No.13793699 >>13793667 None right now, i'm looking for work currently. My (nearly) finished bachalor is about safety and security regulations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:31:28 2015 No.13793700 >>13793687 >"We could have had a nice day off and just fucked all day but NOOOOOOOO, Anon had a hunch!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:32:09 2015 No.13793704 >>13793697 Hey, the kitsune scene was great in that game.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:33:29 2015 No.13793709 >>13793704 Yea, too bad Kitsunes aren't.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:33:55 2015 No.13793711

>>13793687
Martial arts movies would be HUGE among some demographics, and likely have common theater releases. They would be scrutinized religiously by the fans though, so the studios try and use real fights for the movies.
Romcoms would saturate the market, so much so that most movies coming out would likely have some aspects of one. There would be lots more shirtless or naked men on screen.
As for buddy cops, I would like to see a Valkyrie and a Succubus try and get along.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:35:24 2015 No.13793717 >>13793699 Ooo, is anon gonna be a cop?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:36:43 2015 No.13793722 >>13793711 >There would be lots more shirtless or naked men on screen Would there be genres that appeal to males or they would be classified as a minority not worth to please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:36:54 2015 No.13793724 File: 491 KB, 840x660, 50798864_p6_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793709 Kitsunes are great. So are werewolves, werecats, tanuki, anubutts, and everything else fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:38:59 2015 No.13793731 >>13793722 I'd imagine lots of mamomo would get pretty ticked at a guy oggling some actor on the screen, but there might be niche films meant for guys that have low budgets. >>13793724 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:39:15 2015 No.13793732 >>13793724 I bet you liked Spice and Wolf, dick sneeze.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:39:21 2015 No.13793733 >>13793724 Fluffy Kitsune's with squishy soft tummies!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:39:23 2015 No.13793735 >>13793722 >Ocean's 11 with monster girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:39:41 2015 No.13793736 >>13793700 Now I'm imagining a comedy movie about a serious by the book human cop and a wild by the gut Succubus cop working together to bring down a shota trafficking ring. Yes, they get together at the end. Yes they do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:40:09 2015 No.13793740 >>13793724 I want Tanukis to go and stay motherfucking go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:41:14 2015 No.13793745 File: 640 KB, 2560x1600, 1419233136030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793732 Whatcha gonna do about it

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:42:12 2015 No.13793746

>>13793740
If you removed the goyim meme, how are they that bad? Well, okay, the ruining you financially to court you thing is pretty shit but I wouldn't mind dating one normally so she could handle my finances. I'm shit at that stuff anyways.
Also, maximum fluffy shins and shapeshifting to keep things interesting in bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:42:29 2015 No.13793748 File: 203 KB, 638x800, 1418873145812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793740 >stop discussing monstergirls in the monstergirl thread!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:42:54 2015 No.13793750 >>13793736 >Yes, they get together at the end. >Yes they do it. Already better than 90% of anime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:43:03 2015 No.13793751 >>13793027 Random Rolls I got: >Dandere Chubby Shirohebi >Normal Youko >Tomboy Pygmy Scylla

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:44:11 2015 No.13793757 >>13793751 Can't help but imagine that Scylla would need to walk on the ceiling to clean some places.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:45:19 2015 No.13793760 >>13793740 Stay butthurt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:46:20 2015 No.13793765 >>13793027 >Mimic >Himedere >Chimera, rolled girly girl muscle Holstaur How the fuck does that even work? Anyone care to take a stab at explaining that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:46:59 2015 No.13793767 File: 503 KB, 882x742, 44150292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793740 Please, quit with the /pol/ memes and other shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:47:40 2015 No.13793770 >>13793027 >Girtablilu >Light tsun >Muscle If she was kuudere instead my dick would be in the stratosphere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:48:03 2015 No.13793771 >>13793765 It's a holst that pops up out of empty pots placed all around your house.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:48:37 2015 No.13793773 >>13793767 >Not trusting a mythical creature in Japan who could use its scrotal sac as a form of bludgeon makes me /pol/ Do you even Japanese artwork

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:48:47 2015 No.13793774 >>13793765 Muscled holstaur that hides in a hammer-space treasure chest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:48:51 2015 No.13793775 >>13793765 The pride of a lion, the soft of a tit- sorry I mean Holst, the greed(?) Of a dragon, and the tits of a Holst.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:49:47 2015 No.13793779 >>13793771 >>13793774 But the mimic itself is also a girl I think?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:50:49 2015 No.13793784 >>13793779 No, the mimic is in the treasure chest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:51:40 2015 No.13793788 >>13793773 Aren't tanukis usually docile, and at their worst, just mischievous?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:51:50 2015 No.13793790 >>13793784 Right. So does the chest contain both a himedere mimic girl and a muscular girly girl holst?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:52:56 2015 No.13793797 >>13793790 Well, the "Roll another part" means you just roll a monster, not an entire girl. So its just a himedere cowgirl that hides in your furniture now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:53:37 2015 No.13793801 >>13793790 You'll just have to go in there and find out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:55:01 2015 No.13793808 >>13793790 Just imagine it as a threesome box that cleans your house.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:56:54 2015 No.13793811 >>13793801 >Open box >Ripped cow woman and her much smaller friend grab you >"IS TIME FOR SNU SNU" >They pull you into the box And anon was never heard from again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 16:57:51 2015 No.13793817 >>13793717 Nope, I work behind the scenes. Consultancy etc, ensuring that people can do their work safely and such. It's good work that involves both deskwork at the office and involves going out there to take a look at working conditions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:02:45 2015 No.13793836 >>13793788 Something like that yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:10:55 2015 No.13793856 I want to own a truck and then sell ice cream all across MGC!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:11:54 2015 No.13793859 >>13793856 Something something hurr rape something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:12:11 2015 No.13793860 >>13793856 Would it be made from freshly milked holst milk?

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:12:22 2015 No.13793861
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>>13793788
Chilling and getting buzzed with a Tanuki, segues into tail touching and comments about how soft it is, which then escalates into some high-impact sexual action before winding down into cuddling

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:13:43 2015 No.13793867 >>13793861 I want to protect that smile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:14:39 2015 No.13793871 >>13793856 Reminds me of that idea we had about the ice cream truck getting chased by actual loli MGs. That poor ice cream man, dealing with the young ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:25:12 2015 No.13793902 >>13793871 One of the most fun nights I've ever gad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:30:57 2015 No.13793918 File: 254 KB, 412x532, 1433934729389.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793861 I want to go to a Zipangu restaurant with sexy Tanuki waitresses who like tips!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:33:41 2015 No.13793919 File: 581 KB, 768x768, 1432047903568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all these good goys

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:34:17 2015 No.13793922 >>13793919 Get out faggot raccoon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:34:23 2015 No.13793923 >>13793748 I love girls in those dresses. Even less impressive busts still look good in them. Kind of like sweaters really, but more overt by far.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:34:25 2015 No.13793924 >>13793918 Just the tips?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:35:34 2015 No.13793928 >>13793919 I wish to spoil a tubby tanuki

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:36:55 2015 No.13793932 File: 3.16 MB, 1749x2458, 1457864587543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793919 I would do anything for my Tanuki boss!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:37:11 2015 No.13793933 >>13793922 Don't be racist, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:40:26 2015 No.13793943 >>13793932 Would you be her oniichan when she joins the sabbath? She's hitting a midlife crisis

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:42:52 2015 No.13793950 >>13793919 >the stereotype

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:43:16 2015 No.13793954 So what MGs do we associate with writefaggots?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:44:23 2015 No.13793958 File: 81 KB, 317x450, 1403233296695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793943 Whatever she asks, don't know how it's supposed to help me learn the merchant's trade though...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:45:05 2015 No.13793960 >>13793950 >implying stereotypes aren't all based on truths

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:48:33 2015 No.13793965 >>13793958 It'll teach you how to deal with the sabbath and their business preferences.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:48:38 2015 No.13793966 >>13793958 >fluffy leg lock. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:53:24 2015 No.13793974 >>13793966 She's not going to let him make a 'withdrawal' from her 'bank account'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:56:15 2015 No.13793978 File: 500 KB, 800x1200, 51460233_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:57:08 2015 No.13793982 Well I just realised there's futa on male ushi-oni art out there, excuse me while I go cleanse my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:58:28 2015 No.13793988 >>13793918 I can just imagine a Tanuki waitress having a fit because you didn't give her enough tip Happened to my father once

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:59:05 2015 No.13793990 >>13793982 I know you liked it faggot. You wouldn't be looking for ushi pics if you weren't

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:59:40 2015 No.13793993 >>13793988 >I got your tip right here And then they had sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 17:59:48 2015 No.13793996 >>13793988 I wonder what would happen if I left a tip for a tanuki working at subway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:00:24 2015 No.13793998 >>13793978 Okay, that's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:00:51 2015 No.13793999 >>13793982 what's wrong with that? you people are so cute in how easily kinks upset you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:01:01 2015 No.13794001 >>13793978 Context?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:01:11 2015 No.13794002 >>13793974 Nope. Only a deposit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:01:17 2015 No.13794003 >>13793988 Tanuki waitresses like men with big tips.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:03:18 2015 No.13794006
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>>13793990
But I want my spider waifu to destroy my pelvis with her pussy not stick a dick up my ass. Also the guy in the image was a furry, it's like the image was made to troll me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:05:06 2015 No.13794009 >>13794006 >Also the guy in the image was a furry Why does that surprise you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:07:05 2015 No.13794015 >>13794006 >like it was made to troll me It was. >>13794009 Yeah, I don't get why he didn't expect it. Futa and furrries usually go hand in hand. It's pretty funny, actually,

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:07:11 2015 No.13794016 >>13793027 >Succubutt Generic but sometimes vanilla is the nicest flavour. >First, Attitude: d10 >Girly Girly Hmmm, not really feeling it. >Time for a quirk, d10 >6: twins Everything's coming up anon >6. Kuudere >4. MUSCLE I am satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:20:50 2015 No.13794030 >>13794006 I don't understand why people here don't get how much the furry fandom and mg fandom overcross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:22:19 2015 No.13794036 How does a tanuki pursue a monk who's sworn a life of poverty?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:22:51 2015 No.13794037 >>13794030 Knee-jerk reactions and group-think mentality. It's a pretty common thing on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:24:12 2015 No.13794041 >>13794037 Yeah some stuff just sets people off. Some stuff I like even. But I'm not going to try to discuss it because I don't really feel like pissing against the wind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:25:39 2015 No.13794046 >>13794036 By taking a long shower.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:26:48 2015 No.13794049 If anyone's interested, another anon has been posting some good lewd MG stories over on the gentle femdom thread.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:27:28 2015 No.13794050

>>13794030
Probably because a lot, if not most, people here aren't outright furries. Some lean further than others with how much they will accept though. Also, this place is really insulated, in terms of actual discussions. Not that I think it's a bad thing, considering what we're discussing right now. The furry community is a fucking cancer. Or, it was anyway. I don't know if it is anywhere near as bad as it has been in the past, since this is the only place I really go to anymore that could even come close.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:28:54 2015 No.13794056 >>13794049 >gentle femdom thread What board is this on?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:29:35 2015 No.13794057 >>13794056 I think the last time it was mentioned they said it was on /d/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:29:37 2015 No.13794058 >>13794050 I'd say just liking the porn doesn't make you a 'furry,' but rather participating in the community and having an avatar does. Well whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:29:40 2015 No.13794059 >>13794056 /d/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:29:43 2015 No.13794060 >>13794049 >gentle femdom thread The what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:31:28 2015 No.13794064 Tanuki and Gyoubo Danukis need to go and stay the fuck go. You're not fluffy or cute, you're haram.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:33:02 2015 No.13794068 >>13794064 No, those are P'Orcs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:33:10 2015 No.13794069 >>13794049 The anon has been really cool about it. Surprised me with a short story with my own MG. If he's not a regular here I wish he was, we need fewer trolls and more decent content.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:34:57 2015 No.13794072

>>13794050
That doesn't have anything to do with my point.

My point is furries like girls with animal behaviors and appearance.

Mg otakus like girls with animal behaviors and appearance.

>but anon, we don't dress up in fursuits and want to fuck animals!
Yeah no fucking shit dumbass. You don't, most of the people in this thread don't, but if you just mosy on over to d, or b, you'll find plenty of people who swing both ways. And also like.... Other things too.

At the end of the day, you expecting this board to be your locked down, no-furries-or-girls-allowed club is just like the idiots on turmblr wanting "safe spaces" and women only cities.

I'm sorry guys, you're gonna have to grow thicker skin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:36:17 2015 No.13794074 >>13794068 But P'Orcs are actually lovable and don't steal all your money if they decide to divorce you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:36:21 2015 No.13794075 >>13794064 Write something about a Tanuki Onee-san filming porn with her otouto pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:37:10 2015 No.13794076 >>13794074 >monstergirls >divorce

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:37:34 2015 No.13794078 >>13794074 I'm making a joke about Haram and pigs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:37:34 2015 No.13794079 >>13794074 >But P'Orcs are actually lovable and don't steal all your money when they decide to divorce you. ftfy

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:38:36 2015 No.13794084

>>13793444
She ain't a fighter. What she does is disguise herself, get alone with her opponent(preferably in a closed room), and then level drains or mindfucks them into joining her side. In a real fight she's more likely to run, fly, turn invisible/intangible, or just teleport the fuck out of there, assuming she can't turn her enemies on each other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:39:33 2015 No.13794089 >>13794075 Fuck you. No. I'd sooner write that scenario with Kemono mode Tanuki using it to blackmail her otouto into having his oneesan as his wife since no girl would marry a "furry fucker"

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:40:21 2015 No.13794093

Huh. That thread is pretty cool. The MG stuff is near the bottom.

>>13794058
Honestly, that sounds a lot like someone trying to justify their fetish, which you don't even need to do in the first place so long as you don't post about it or push it here. A big part of why they got the hate in the first place was the few that spammed their shit literally everywhere they could.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:40:50 2015 No.13794095 File: 532 KB, 711x800, 1434921918127.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794076 >>13794078 I think it's just assmad /pol/ack upset over the fact people are avoiding the use of /pol/ memes less and less when Tanukis are brought uo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:41:40 2015 No.13794098 >>13794095 /pol/ here, quit besmirching us. I fucking love Tanukis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:43:14 2015 No.13794101 File: 1.61 MB, 350x242, 1435408111545.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794095 >Hating Tanukis makes me /pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:43:18 2015 No.13794103 >>13794095 I read the mge tanuki page a while back and I'm honestly not impressed. They seem schemeing and evil

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:49:03 2015 No.13794113

>>13794072
There are so many hypocrites here it's not even worth bothering to get worked up about it.

Look at the several anons that get worked up at the idea of femdom. The majority of MGs are dominant to an extent. They pursue the men, are generally on top, and kind of in charge sexually.

You have everything on the spectrum to from BDSM dark elves, to amazons, to yetis. Yet somehow they can rationalize their reverse-rape fantasies as somehow not making them the submissive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:51:34 2015 No.13794122 >>13794113 Are you replying to yourself?

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:51:39 2015 No.13794123
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I want a desperate wizard Kitsune to summon me using her badly-drawn summoning circle and force me to be her mofu slave! She'll be so pleased that her binding magic works!
Little does she know I do it willingly!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:53:26 2015 No.13794129 >>13794072 Fuck off nigger. We don't want furries and tumblrfags here because we hate them. Cancerous retards have their own clubhouses and this isn't one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:54:09 2015 No.13794131 >>13794122 No, I'm a different anon. I'll also add: this isn't a cannon vs noncannon argument. I'm not at all saying you can't have sub-hellhounds or dom kiks.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:54:34 2015 No.13794133

>>13794113
To that I can only say, welcome to 4chan. Addressing this sites hypocrisy in detail would be exhausting and impossible.

All I can say is that people need to chill the fuck out about their "safe spaces"

They don't exist. They CANT exist. The fact alone that there is no line in the sand when I comes to being a "normalfag" is proof enough that the people who yell and bitch when someone even mentions real women are retarded. But you can't pick up a rattlesnake and complain when you get bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:55:42 2015 No.13794137 >>13794129 An excellent example of my argument is here, gentlemen. >>13794122 Nay, different dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:56:35 2015 No.13794140 >>13794131 >this isn't a cannon vs noncannon argument It looks like that to me. C'mon just drop it already.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:56:58 2015 No.13794141 >>13794129 Joke's on you I don't have a problem with Cait Sith.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:57:58 2015 No.13794143 >>13794140 Drop what? I stated an opinion and made a clarification. You have the wrong argument.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:58:34 2015 No.13794145 >>13794131 >dom kiks. >not possible Oh I beg to differ anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:59:17 2015 No.13794148 >>13794145 bait harder

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:59:42 2015 No.13794150

>>13794140
Not really. His, and my points go both ways.

I, am neither a sub nor a dom. I, like the idea of a less-than rapist hellhound, dragon or manticore. There's no reason people have to go spastic when I voice my desires. And of course there's no reason I should go spastic if someone wants a Yandere kiki just because I like their vanilla variant

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:59:50 2015 No.13794151 >>13794123 >you will never see what effects isolation has on lonely, desperate CCs >you will never give them a shoulder to cry on

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:02:42 2015 No.13794163 >>13794150 >cuddlecore is love

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:02:46 2015 No.13794164 >>13794143 >>13794150 Ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:02:49 2015 No.13794165 >>13794150 Are you from the Neutral Planet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:04:50 2015 No.13794174 >>13794165 No, but I try to be chill about everything. Dat kush really take you out of it doe >>13794163 That was a good story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:04:51 2015 No.13794175 >>13794163 I want a plump cuddlecore to snuggle with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:05:39 2015 No.13794177 >>13794145 >>13794165 You really need to stop or try harder. This is an embarrassment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:06:47 2015 No.13794181 >>13794174 One of the few I actually liked from the writer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:07:07 2015 No.13794185 >>13793811 Good end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:07:07 2015 No.13794186 >>13794175 >>13794163 We need that White Russian greentext for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:08:40 2015 No.13794195 >>13794163 Cuddlecore?

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:10:19 2015 No.13794199

>>13794185
I've always wondered, how do MGs like the mimic, sand worm, or alraune keep their husbands happy? I can't imagine never being allowed to even go for a walk or see family and friends. Being trapped in a box, stomach, or plant seems like it would be a bad end, even if the sex and wife were great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:10:32 2015 No.13794202 >>13794195 A manticore that loves cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:11:38 2015 No.13794205 >>13794195 A story about a gentle and far less rapey manticore. More loving wife and less rape machine. >>13794202 In a nutshell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:12:10 2015 No.13794207 >>13794202 Well, I gathered that much. But I'm also assuming it's referring to something that's been written.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:12:40 2015 No.13794211 >>13794195 The only good history the #FAGGOT ever made.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:12:44 2015 No.13794212 >>13794199 I'm sure they're allowed to get out and walk around, if that one sandworm doujin is any indication the monster girl just fucks the husband twice as hard when he gets back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:12:55 2015 No.13794214 File: 127 KB, 1270x538, Manticore-Hathor+.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794186 This one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:13:41 2015 No.13794219 >>13794207 http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/93665015/Amanda%20the%20Cuddlecore Careful, it's bob. Use caution with his other works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:14:42 2015 No.13794225 >>13794212 That one was cute. I could be happy with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:15:18 2015 No.13794226 >>13794214 Hathor's milk is a magical thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:15:39 2015 No.13794228 >>13794219 NIGGER HOLD UP THAT WAS BOOOB err. Bob. I honestly never would have guessed. Huh. Not that I mind, just damn, completely out of the predictable

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:17:53 2015 No.13794235 >>13794228 Yeah. He had like two story diamonds in a Ushi size pile of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:18:20 2015 No.13794236 >>13794226 It is. It's almost too good. My Tanuki wife would need to keep me from getting it all lest she finds out what a gallon of that stuff a week could do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:18:21 2015 No.13794237 >>13794226 If I have Hathor's Milk to a stronk Jinko, would she become Strongfat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:22:31 2015 No.13794249 >>13794237 If you give her enough, yes. Although she may snuggle rape you for revenge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:22:44 2015 No.13794250 >>13794235 I dunno, anon. His femdom is pretty great. The one-shot shorts have all been decent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:23:18 2015 No.13794251 >>13794236 Do it anon. For science. >>13794237 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:24:49 2015 No.13794254 >>13794214 Yeah that one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:26:34 2015 No.13794258 >>13794235 At least he's not as bad as the tumor(s) he spawned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:26:58 2015 No.13794259 >>13794250 All femdom is great anon, it's a god-tier fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:34:04 2015 No.13794273 >>13794250 It's funny how much hate Bob gets when there's far worse writers out there like the NegaWalker, InariKitsune, Alp, MachineAnon's Ego (not the person), and myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:35:22 2015 No.13794277 >>13794273 Just because there are other bad writers, that doesn't mean Bob isn't awful too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:37:13 2015 No.13794281 >>13794273 To be fair, Bob himself is a bit of a snooty faggot. However, none of them will ever hope to reach Bourbon levels of faggotry and autism.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:38:24 2015 No.13794286
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>>13794249
This is agreeable to me
Also, dressing her up in girly clothes, taking her on a date, and poking at her new pudge in public while she grits her teeth thinking of new ways to rape me.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:38:40 2015 No.13794287

>>13794281

Actually I was the one who gave Bourbon the idea for that "Mari" trap Centaur, even though I was half-assedly joking with him about hte gelding that Z-ton did in one of his doujins that went from BulkVanderhuge yankee to androgyknees Alp mode after its balls were snipped

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:38:42 2015 No.13794288

>>13794251
>Just finish showering after an early morning workout, humming to yourself when there's a knock on the door.
>"Anon, you didn't swap all the milk with hathor's again did you?"
>Oh boy...
>Play it cool, just telling her that you did, playing it off as small.
>There's an awkward silence before you hear a sigh and the door opens, Tanuki wife walking in wearing her bathrobe.
>It's noticeably less loose than normal, the middle showing a noticeable bump and the hem riding a little high as it struggles to contain thick thighs and a behind that sticks out like a shelf.
>Her chest didn't want to be left behind and is now comprised of two E cups that are showing a deep canyon of cleavage, the two melons perky and threatening to pop from her top at any moment now.
>Her chubby cheeks are puffed out in a pout of disapproval, quite miffed that you managed to buy it again, she'd figured that all her stores were banned from selling it to you.
>"I hope that was the only one you had," she sighs with a shake of the head, although her eyes noticably drop to your member as you dry off "because now only half my clothing fits."
>You give a noncommital nod as she turns and walks off, her strut exaggerating the roll of her hips and the size of her big, bouncy bottom.
>"Good because after you come back to the bedroom I hope your ready for some shopping."
>Looks like you'll be taking a second shower soon.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:39:11 2015 No.13794290

Trader anon, Live with Monster Girl Engagement. This will most likely be the last time I announce it in the threads (will still announce is something comes up) since we've gotten the days down http://anonkun.com/stories/monster-girl-engagement/SFsYm33TcSXz3zcdw/monster-girl-engagement-session-4-graduation/5i6tra9LzTbJ4hQGG

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:41:01 2015 No.13794294

>>13794286
Son, she's gonna drag you to bed, wrap her thick thighs around your head, and command you to eat her out for that.
Even better if you do that on you own while at a restaurant, forcing her to keep quiet while you slip your tongue between her puffy lips.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:41:53 2015 No.13794296

>>13794287
I'll assume that he just took your idea, and his moms money to commission that stuff in order to spite the thread,
I'm surprised he hasn't shown up in a while, but that must have something to do with .less banning him the instant he showed up during that one stream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:42:26 2015 No.13794297 >>13794294 both of these scenarios are great even if I got caught eating out while eating out, I doubt any restaurant in MGC would bat an eye.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:42:39 2015 No.13794298 >>13794286 Whatever happened to Dan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:42:41 2015 No.13794299 >>13794288 Pure fucking magic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:46:50 2015 No.13794313 >>13794298 No clue, I believe the last thing he drew for us was Lich in a Christmas hat IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:48:03 2015 No.13794315 File: 825 KB, 720x928, Cheese Pizza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be in a party, see mouse girl from class awkwardly eating pizza wat do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:49:46 2015 No.13794316 >>13794315 fall in love

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:50:58 2015 No.13794319 >>13794315 Ask if I could play with her tail while she eats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:51:02 2015 No.13794320 >>13794315 Ask her if she wants to go have a coffee somewhere quiet? >i wish i was home.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:54:06 2015 No.13794329 >>13794315 Introduce her to my catgirl girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:56:06 2015 No.13794338 >>13794315 Ask her if she has any leftover for two. Pizza comes first before anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:56:12 2015 No.13794339 >>13794296 I was mostly joking but like usual you people take everything I say at face value when i'm busy procrastinating from shitty scenarios and writing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:57:56 2015 No.13794343 >>13794339 That's what makes you fun to bully/

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:59:25 2015 No.13794347

>>13794297
Yep.
>Eating her out as fast as you can, causing her legs to start trembling while her tail thrashes back and forth, almost decking a nearby dwarf waiter after one particularly hard thrash.
>Whats worse is that she's wrapped her legs across your back, pulling you closer while she trembles and twiches, one fang biting her lip while she whines.
>You feel her cum in an explosive jerk, splashing your face and shirt with her juices.
>As you stand and take your seat, the strongfat jinko panting slightly as a waitress walks by and asks if you would like a towel, your partner blushing now.
>That nights position is 69, your hands digging into that deliciously plump rump

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:02:45 2015 No.13794352 >>13794343 Pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:04:00 2015 No.13794355 >>13794347 >"Aw Christ another one? That make four freakin' times this week. SUSANNE, WE GOT ANY CLEAN TOWELS LEFT? Jesus how much was this guy eatin'? Some kinda supplements shit?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:07:13 2015 No.13794364 >>13794315 Chat her up, become that guy who has a thing for Mouse Girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:11:08 2015 No.13794373 >>13794364 That position is taken by the guy who should be writing about cute puppydog girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:12:20 2015 No.13794380 >>13794373 And the werekitten. And the hellpup? It was a hellpup, right? It's been so long.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:13:52 2015 No.13794386 >>13794380 There was a heckpup. June, I think.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:17:25 2015 No.13794394

>>13794299
>First day back at work for her, after the incident, she's changed into a larger skirt that, unfortunately, is still tight across her back side, the cheeks and outline of her panties clearly outlined through the faberic. The only larger sizes either reached the floor in a full on dress or were meant for centauroids so she has to wait a week for a custom order to show up.
>To make things worse (better) her shirts aren't fairing much better, her cup size FAR outstretching her hight for that level.
>She actually had to buy a blouse and jacket meant for hobgoblins, although her shirt still shows a generous valley of flesh.
>You are just a simple grunt in the tech department so you don't see her much but, eventually, you get a call to her office, apparently its urgent.
>You arrive only to find her sitting on the desk, legs spread and her bushy, now poofy from the milk, tail slowly swaying behind her.
>More than a few of her immediate subordinates have been talking about her size, and undersized garments, and this has left her quite frustrated.
>One even whispered that she may have gotten work done or was secretly a doppelganger.
>As payment she wants you to take her mind off things.
>You then spend the next half hour plunging into her from behind as she uses her desk for support, your hands kneading her plush bottom while she, to the best of her ability, reads the work reports coming in.
>She doesn't even make you stop when that dullahan from HR stops by, discussing a recent incident involving identical goblin nonuplets trading positions (with no work differences actually) while you continue to thrust and hammer her deepest points.
>The undead left with a brilliantly scarlet face after you shifted positions, leanging along your wife's back and freeing those milky white pillows from her lace bra and fondling them as your pounding continued.
>Suffice to say she was feeling much better when you'd left.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:18:01 2015 No.13794395 File: 505 KB, 1530x1088, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's your monstergirl waifu's favourite season? What does she get to do in that time of the year than she can't do anytime else?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:18:04 2015 No.13794396 >>13794386 It was April, May, and June April was the pup May was the cat June was the Hellpup Where's that bastard been? We need an update!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:19:12 2015 No.13794401 >>13794396 He wrote some last night. Said he should be doing some more over the next month.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:19:16 2015 No.13794402 >>13794396 There was one last night actually. He started when I was going to bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:19:19 2015 No.13794403 >>13794395 Winter, because cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:21:51 2015 No.13794413 >>13794401 >>13794402 Oh well that's good. Time to catch up I guess >I forgot to save his pastebin Oh. Hah. Cruel fate, am I right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:22:40 2015 No.13794415 >>13793654 Doing God's work

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:23:20 2015 No.13794417 >>13794394 rock solid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:27:32 2015 No.13794424 >>13794394 Yeah that's nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:28:17 2015 No.13794426 >>13794343 I'd rather people bully me over the procrastination than my choice in MGs tbqh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:29:22 2015 No.13794429 >>13794235 his khepri one is one of my favorites

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:30:45 2015 No.13794433 File: 55 KB, 1248x270, mindflayer onee-san.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794426 You whine about your procrastination, and whenever people like things you've typed out. Thus making you into an easy target, you turbo masochist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:40:29 2015 No.13794452 God Mindflayers are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:48:18 2015 No.13794478 God, I want to make love to an anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:48:38 2015 No.13794479 >>13794452 You're a goober.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:50:43 2015 No.13794485 >>13794479 You're a goober. Mindflayers are garbage and don't deserve anything good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:50:49 2015 No.13794486 >>13794478 I want to make love to a Tsunubis while a Kuu Pharaoh watches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:50:59 2015 No.13794487 God I want to fuck a CC kitsune. With a big ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:54:06 2015 No.13794495 File: 737 KB, 1013x1200, 1431033533008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794478 >>13794487 I want a big, busty Harpy with abs to forcefully break her hymen on my penis, but we all can't have what we want can we.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:54:50 2015 No.13794497 >>13794495 As long as she's a dom it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:55:11 2015 No.13794499 >>13794478 I want an Anubis to forcefully pin me down and jerk me off with her big meaty paws, then lick all the semen off my stomach and snowball me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:56:15 2015 No.13794503 File: 292 KB, 720x960, 46891854_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794487 How big?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:57:25 2015 No.13794505 >>13794503 Bigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:58:57 2015 No.13794508 >>13794497 That, or an oppai loli manticore. Or a busty Lava Golem/Living Doll with the ability to lacate. Wish fulfillment is a bitch ;_;.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:59:20 2015 No.13794512 File: 402 KB, 768x900, 1392892347345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794505 Fox booty in the rain?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:03:00 2015 No.13794517 File: 738 KB, 1000x875, 21335875_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794512 mofumofu container why would you ever want to contain it? >>13794505 like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:03:04 2015 No.13794519 >No Canadian and Russian Jinko to play hockey with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:04:26 2015 No.13794520 >>13794517 >>13794512 Those are nice. Bigger. >>13794519 Life is pain. I'd love being in net for them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:04:31 2015 No.13794521 >>13794433 >>13794433 It's my job as a wannabe writer to hate the things I write.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:05:22 2015 No.13794524 File: 81 KB, 740x1000, 0ddfe310cbd7f47c908972919429c8bc5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794520 ???

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:05:31 2015 No.13794526

>>13794417
>>13794424

>Taking a bath after a long day of work.
>Marketing decided to change desks AGAIN for what seemed like the fifteenth time this year.
>Backs sore, and your muscles ache but the warm waters are doing wonders for it.
>There's a knock on the door and a muffled "You in there?" from your wife, a pointless action as you already told her that you'd be in there taking a bath.
>You give a small "yep" to which she replies by opening the door and walking over to you clad only in a towel, the back open so her tail can freely move about.
>"Looks like there's room in there one more," she says, the towel falling away to show her soft form, a small paunch for a belly and her bare breasts awaiting your touch. "Got room for one more?"
>What man would say no?
>With a happy smile she slips in, tail moving to the side so you don't get a face full of fluff, and sitting down in your lap, the ample flesh of her buttocks molding under the stress slightly and placing your, now stiffening, rod in a very convenient place between them.
>She leans back fully and soon has the back of her head resting on your chest and tail clutched in her arms, her racoon-like, pointed ears twitching every now and then.
>"Tired?" she asks in a concerned tone, gold eyes looking up a you "I know that they've been making you move a bunch of stuff. I've talked to Joan, that Leanan sidhe, and she'll stop all that moving for the rest of the year."
>You thank her and warp your hands around your wife, hands sinking into her pudge slightly and arms pressing her chest up a little.
>"Don't worry about it, the only one allowed to run you ragged is me after all....and speaking of that," her grin turned mischievous and you felt her wide hips begin to wiggle "leave that all to me."
>Her movements increased and you soon found your shaft hard as her soft hind quarters pleased you, the muscle beneath the fluff tightening so that it had the barest grip.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:06:32 2015 No.13794529 >>13794524 Excellent. Butt it could always be bigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:07:11 2015 No.13794531 >>13794487 >>13794503 >>13794512 >>13794517 Quality > Quantity Lolifoxes when

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:07:28 2015 No.13794532 File: 1.71 MB, 1470x1484, 46117211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794520 >>13794529 Anon you know not the forces which you trifle with

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:08:29 2015 No.13794535 >>13794526 Will you pastebin this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:09:21 2015 No.13794542 >>13794532 Nah, I think I do. That is an excellent specimen. BIGGER!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:10:18 2015 No.13794545 >>13794542 Nigga, I hope you aren't into MistyStuffer-tier shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:10:18 2015 No.13794546 File: 333 KB, 800x1012, 49700114_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794531 I enjoy foxes of all shapes and sizes, but I do have to profess a love for big, thick asses that jiggle and ripple when smacked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:10:44 2015 No.13794547 So would there be a place to dispose of any unwanted Mini-Monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:11:12 2015 No.13794550 >>13794545 You take that back. I have standards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:11:45 2015 No.13794552 >>13794532 How anyone could find this fucking landwhale attractive is beyond me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:12:26 2015 No.13794554 >>13794547 Leave them at my front door.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:12:50 2015 No.13794555 File: 1.33 MB, 1000x1000, 1436655270240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794531 I prefer mine to be bottom heavy/pear shaped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:13:08 2015 No.13794556 >>13794433 just knowing it was him makes me hate it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:13:27 2015 No.13794557 >>13794554 Hope you're a fan of Whitesnakes then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:13:32 2015 No.13794558 File: 465 KB, 1000x802, 1436631514823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794552 >He has never fucked a healthy shortstack and seen their ferocious sex drive Sasuga Anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:14:43 2015 No.13794562 >>13794546 I want to daughteru these foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:14:51 2015 No.13794563 >>13794558 Stop posting that creepy moth bitch.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:17:27 2015 No.13794568

>>13794535
No, it's not going to be long enough to justify it.

>>13794526

>Her pace was constant, rear rising up to your tip and down to your shaft as she worked.
>Slowly her stance shifted until she was leaning forward, her hips wiggling and teasing you until the building pressure broke free, your seed spraying out and dying her back white.
>She giggled as you slumped back, spent, one of her fingers grabbing your stickily seed before she sucked on it, letting out an exaggerated series of hungry moans before she pulled it out with an audible pop.
>"As good as ever," she sighed, cleaning what she could before soaking her tail and using it like a brush to clean the rest off "I really did luck out when I picked you."
>The rest of the bath was spent cuddling, the heat eventually causing your wife to doze and forcing you to carry her to bed where she mumbled something about daughters as she slipped into sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:17:51 2015 No.13794569 >>13794558 >healthy More like obese... >shortstack EUUUGH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:17:52 2015 No.13794570 >>13794526 >drinks Hathor milk >doesn't have the ability to lactate

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:21:09 2015 No.13794576 >>13794570 Confusing it with Megaholst milk there Anon, that's the one which makes them lactate. And get huge breasts. It's like the T-virus except with tits and for women.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:27:14 2015 No.13794588 Which mg has the best donk?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:35:50 2015 No.13794618 >>13794557 I wonder how much it costs to turn a house into a shrine. Well, they can join the tiny kitsunes I got from the Mofu edition machines.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:36:00 2015 No.13794620 >>13794588 Kakuen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:38:20 2015 No.13794633 >>13794568 >No, it's not going to be long enough to justify it. Aww man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:39:27 2015 No.13794641 >>13794588 My waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:40:47 2015 No.13794646 >>13794641 >the correct answer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:43:04 2015 No.13794652 File: 251 KB, 1550x1200, Rivals.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794620 Fat-Bottomed Monkeys!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:44:52 2015 No.13794658 >>13794652 I want to spank both of them at the same time!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:53:12 2015 No.13794679 >>13794646 Sometimes you just need to take an hour or so to appreciate the finer things in life. Like having your waifu sit on your face while you massage her thighs and mediate in the world between her cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:54:04 2015 No.13794682 File: 1.44 MB, 1723x607, 1429229922675.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794652 The more smug a MG is, the better her ass is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:55:22 2015 No.13794683 >>13794682 Karate Sluts is my favorite MG porn film.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:55:57 2015 No.13794684 >>13794478 I want to be trapped in a log cabin during a blizzard with an Anubis and a Yeti

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:56:21 2015 No.13794685 [SPOILER]

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Good morning
It's been brought to my attention that many posters talk about MGC.
They're mostly wrong.
In fact, I wrote my own song about what it's really like to live there.
Please excuse the profanity in advance. Hit it.
I RUN MCG.

I'm here, Monstergirl City, and you know that I'm on the run. (I'm RUNNING!)
Stay off the streets, stay on your feet, this really isn't fun. (I'M HIDING!)
So if you want to live here, go run the fuck away! (C'MON!)
Cause I'm trapped in a Monstergirl City and once you're living here, you're here to stay!

I'm in MGC.
It's really not that bad.
The city's lively as fuck,
And it's hard to get sad.
Because there's always a girl willing to protect your smile.
Another Oni fight? Nice, they've got style!
I can't wait,
To have another friendly lunch with my female friends.
Don't forget this setting's HAPPY.
Most of them have loving husbands!
Stop complaining!
Come over here and get a waifu!
I live in MGC and I will for my whole laifu!

I'm living here,
It's not bad at all.
It's really pretty fun. (SERIOUSLY!)
Now stop shitposting about living here!
Unless you WANT to go for a run?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:56:39 2015 No.13794686 >>13794683 The sex scenes were masterfully done, but for me the wish fulfillment in Joystick Master pushed it over the top. You could tell the staff loved what they were doing too, you know?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:57:51 2015 No.13794689 >>13794686 No that was probably because the guy was loaded on Manticore venom. Probably why he died a week later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 21:58:06 2015 No.13794690 >>13794686 Those 2 movies don't have anything on Backdoor Sluts 9

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:00:37 2015 No.13794696 >>13794689 >No that was probably because the guy was loaded on Manticore venom. Of course. When I said "the staff" I wasn't talking about the piddly little joysticks. Who cares about them anyway? They were meant to be used and abused.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:00:48 2015 No.13794698 File: 234 KB, 728x1040, 16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go see Anm48 live! M-Maybe I can get an autograph from the Wolf GIrl...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:01:48 2015 No.13794702 >>13794696 Anon male porn stars deserve respect, they go through a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:03:23 2015 No.13794708 >>13794698 Did that ever appear in the anime? I'm surprised it wasn't screencapped. There's also that Papi eyecatch from the second episode.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:05:09 2015 No.13794711
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>>13794702
Being a successful one would make you an A-list celebrity in Monster Girl's Eyes.

From creepy messages from Anonymous yandere MGs which detail the incredibly depraved things they want to do with you. To being invited to a fancy, high class party hosted by a wealthy and powerful Dragon CC.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:05:24 2015 No.13794712 File: 133 KB, 689x1020, 1422398803739.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794702 >male porn stars deserve respect You're adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:05:31 2015 No.13794713 >>13794698 Bunch of sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:06:42 2015 No.13794716 >>13794713 I will fight you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:06:46 2015 No.13794717 >>13794698 I want the big brown cow

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:06:59 2015 No.13794718 >>13794682 I want to have a big exhausted cuddle pile with the smug squad. After they're done raping me senseless of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:07:56 2015 No.13794720 >>13794716 Anon they not only Idols, but they're monster girls. They probably suck thirty dicks backstage once the show is over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:09:04 2015 No.13794722 >>13794720 What's wrong with that? I'd be a massive slut if I was a MG.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:09:25 2015 No.13794724 >>13794720 Take that back!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:09:46 2015 No.13794727 File: 335 KB, 1233x1917, 1428203308472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794718 I want to tame the smug squad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:09:49 2015 No.13794728 >>13794712 No, I'm fairly sure the average Lilim would agree with that sentiment. She'd just show her respect via rape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:10:36 2015 No.13794730 >>13794712 >>13794720 >>13794722 I find you three very suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:10:50 2015 No.13794732 >>13794724 She's a slut, I bet she loves getting creampied by all her fans while she sucks dick!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:11:13 2015 No.13794734 >>13794722 I feel like lots of us would be massive sluts if MG were real. Or even if gender roles were reversed now, but that's a different story. >>13794720 >30 >Anything more than a warmup Gotta get those vocal cords lubricated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:11:41 2015 No.13794736 >>13794727 I want the smug squad to rape me, and make me take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:11:48 2015 No.13794737 >>13794682 Who's the inverse of the smug squad? My vote is yeti, weresheep, angel, and then troll say?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:12:15 2015 No.13794739 File: 249 KB, 700x655, 1436756142539.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you forgotten?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:13:08 2015 No.13794741 >>13794739 Yes. Why would I care about some monster girl I don't even know?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:14:29 2015 No.13794743 >>13794736 Only one of those things will happen. And it's not taking responsibility. They just prowl the streets looking for lone, unmarried men to fuck senseless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:14:34 2015 No.13794744 >>13794739 Still hoping for Murder Monkey to get fanart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:15:10 2015 No.13794749 >>13794720 In a row?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:16:09 2015 No.13794753 >>13794737 Unicorn should be in there somewhere

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:16:14 2015 No.13794754 >>13794749 At the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:16:33 2015 No.13794755 >>13794743 I have to admit, your typing style is pretty consistent. What else do you do in these threads aside from calling monstergirls sluts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:17:20 2015 No.13794758 >>13794737 The Hug Squad? Instead of raping men who get lost in dark alleyways. They hunt down lonely and sad men and hug them until they feel better?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:17:37 2015 No.13794760 >>13794744 I want to hug the murder monkey and make everything better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:22:06 2015 No.13794766 >>13794739 TOMORROW. I'M GOING FOR VICIOUS MONSTERGIRLS THIS TIME. The real question is should it be quick and funny or long and feelsy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:24:06 2015 No.13794774 >>13794739 No, because she got waifud after struggling with alcholism and becoming a happy drunk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:24:34 2015 No.13794775 >>13793654 I think this might be the best maid I've seen since my own. You do fantastic work with fantastic maids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:25:32 2015 No.13794777 >>13794685 I don't know if I love or hate this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:26:24 2015 No.13794779 >>13794744 >>13794760 Rape Ape will return in Waifu Wars IV Because necromancy. Don't know if she'll be as vicious as she was though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:29:16 2015 No.13794782 >>13794739 >>13794744 >>13794760 >>13794766 >>13794774 >>13794779 Okay i haven't been around in a while and im unfamiliar. Whats all this about?

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:29:54 2015 No.13794783

>>13794684
>Trapped in a cabin with Yeti and Anubis.
>Yeti's just led you both in, your teeth are chattering with the bitter cold. Yeti's utterly unfazed, despite only being clad in a furry bra and panties. But Anubis, unused to such snowy conditions, looks half dead. Her fur is sopping, her whole body is shaking uncontrollably, and she looks seconds away from keeling over.
>Yeti walks over, looking concerned, before promptly hugging Anubis as best she can, despite being 5 inches short than her
>Anubis slumps into the hug, the strong Yeti easily able to take her weight.
>Hug unbroken, they waddle into the sitting room behind you, the pair taking to the floor before the fireplace together as you throw on a few logs
>The Anubis manages a smile when you strike a match and get the fire burning hotly in the hearth, casting a golden, flickering glow over the room
>You go to sit down with them, but Yeti recommends that you make a hot meal and drink for Anubis
>Back in the kitchen, with the wind howling outside like the monstrous air elementals before the Demon Lord's reign, you busy yourself making soup and a hot cocoa, fingers still stiff from the outside

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:31:46 2015 No.13794786

>>13794782
Waifu wars is a little hunger games thing I did for fun.
The imgur account the images are stored on is called "Waranon."
I'm doing another one tomorrow. Come watch 24 waifus fight to the death to decide who among them is the supreme waifu. Paladin-Chan will probably lose again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:33:10 2015 No.13794787 >>13794782 Oh yeah, I forgot. Jinko will not be competing in any future Waifu wars because she suffered hard during Waifu Wars II. I felt so bad I swore that she'd never have to compete again.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:33:29 2015 No.13794788

>>13794782
Someone did a hunger games thing with waifus. Look for the MGT that used the jinko picture as an OP as well as the end of the thread before that one. The highlights of it were
>Jinko suffering
>Kakuen having the highest body count I've ever seen in these things. 7 dead waifus before she was finally put down jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:33:44 2015 No.13794790 >>13794727 I love everything about this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:34:30 2015 No.13794793 >>13794684 I want to be trapped in a log cabin during a blizzard with an Alp and a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:34:57 2015 No.13794794 >>13794685 Okay, its funny, but what has Polt got to do with it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:35:17 2015 No.13794796 >>13794790 It's great. One of the better things to come out of this general.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:35:34 2015 No.13794798 >>13794793 >Wurm >Trapped >Anywhere How?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:35:36 2015 No.13794799 >>13794783 More pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:36:48 2015 No.13794801 >>13794798 She can break out of the cabin, but she'd freeze before getting very far

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:37:13 2015 No.13794803 >>13794798 She's pretending in order to have quality time with the other two, obviously. Just don't let them know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:37:13 2015 No.13794804 File: 3.30 MB, 1791x1901, 51306580_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm in love with Miia!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:37:43 2015 No.13794805 >>13794801 that's... actually quite logical.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:37:55 2015 No.13794806 >>13794801 Tunnels, man. Underground is warmer. I mean, wurms are known for being dumb around here, but there's no way between you and the alp someone wouldn't realize that.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:39:20 2015 No.13794811

>>13794783
>You place the two on a tray, and make your way through to the sitting room
>At first it looks like the two have vanished, but then you see them, under a pile of thick, wooly blankets
>Yeti is lying atop Anubis, both of them huddled under the sheets. Her head is tucked under the jackal-girl's chin, and their paws are entwined together, white and black fur meshing as their digits interlock
>Anubis turns beet red when you enter with her food
>Well, at least her face has circulation
>Her flush intensifies when you feed her yourself, offering little spoonfuls and sips while Yeti "gets her paws all dry", according to her.
>When both soup and drink are finished, you set down the tray and disrobe from your damp clothes, both girls looking at you with rapt attention.
>You strip down to your underwear, throwing your clothes beside the girls' own piles, their underwear included
> Then you get down under the covers, feeling the compulsion to sleep seep into your bones and mind
>You shuffle up next to the girls, feeling this soft fur and softer bodies press wondrously against your skin
>Carefully, you slide under Anubis, turning the three of you into a pyramid pile of people, Yeti perched on top and giggling happily as your hands run across her smooth back
>Anubis' tail whips between your legs when you kiss the back of her head
>Then the three of you fall asleep together, ready to wait out the winter storm for as long as it takes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:39:37 2015 No.13794812 >>13794804 Sadly, Miia is not in love with you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:40:34 2015 No.13794815 File: 626 KB, 1417x1063, 41728933_p0c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >your yandere kikimora will never give you a shotafication cookie, and force you into a nursing handjob position

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:40:56 2015 No.13794818 >>13794478 Me too Anon. More than anything else imaginable. >>13794499 Lewd. I like it. >>13794684 >>13794783 That Anubis needs much cuddling. Tight, loving cuddles, while wrapped up in a blanket by the fire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:40:58 2015 No.13794819 >>13794806 Alright fine then I want to be trapped in an underground tunnel during a blizzard with an Alp and a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:41:21 2015 No.13794820 >>13794815 good, that's awful and overused.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:42:04 2015 No.13794821 >>13794811 Cozy as fuck. I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:42:23 2015 No.13794824 >>13794819 But why are you trapped with a wurm around? We're in the same situation but at a lower altitude! At least introduce some Wurmonite or something!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:44:54 2015 No.13794827 >>13794824 Dude there's a major Blizzard outside, would anyone want to go out exploring during a Blizzard? You have to wait those things out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:46:19 2015 No.13794829 File: 1.19 MB, 850x1062, 1415218229727.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794803 >>13794798 >You could get out this whole time!? >I thought we where playing quarantine!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:47:40 2015 No.13794834 File: 321 KB, 888x1400, 毎日がＹＥＳday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794812 She is in my dreams

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:47:44 2015 No.13794835 >>13794815 Good, I like my maids submissive thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:47:48 2015 No.13794836 >>13794811 Sweet as fuck. I want to make that yeti giggle all winter.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:48:16 2015 No.13794837

>>13794827
>You have to wait those things out.
No, you can just burrow down where it's warmer, like I said. You're not stuck anywhere when you can burrow under the storm.

>would anyone want to go out exploring during a Blizzard
Well, wendigo. And yeti. And yuki onna. And the men that love them. So yes. A Blizzard does sound nice right now, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:49:56 2015 No.13794843 >>13794811 I want to be part of the Yeti Anubis hugs tent

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:52:34 2015 No.13794847 >>13794834 But would you spend $1000 to own her official, full-body pillow?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:54:17 2015 No.13794850 >>13794847 yes, i'm going around my house for stuff to sell right now though it's supposed to be closer to 800 with current conversion rates

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:56:00 2015 No.13794855 >>13794818 >>13794821 >>13794836 >>13794843 I'd write more, but I'm away from the computer right now. If there's any interest, I'll expand it later. Write it in full prose, add a sex scene, and all that jazz. What say you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:56:38 2015 No.13794857 >>13794847 >official body pillow of Miia WHAT WHERE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:56:55 2015 No.13794859 >>13794855 Maybe. Probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:58:23 2015 No.13794862 >>13794857 It's seven metres long and costs $800 dollars

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:59:34 2015 No.13794865 >>13794862 BUT WHERE IS IT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:59:38 2015 No.13794866 File: 266 KB, 500x2182, 1437176522379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794857

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:02:34 2015 No.13794877 >>13794866 Holy shit, what are you supossed to do with that much snake?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:03:04 2015 No.13794878 >>13794859 I'll count this as a yes. I was going to write it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:03:05 2015 No.13794879 >>13794877 Wrap it around you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:03:41 2015 No.13794882 >>13794866 this can't be real

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:04:52 2015 No.13794884 >>13794866 This is quite silly. She can be half as short without breaking muh biological realism thing.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:05:12 2015 No.13794885
File: 69 KB, 507x547, Centaur Cookies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Thank you for signing up for the Monster Girl cultural exchange program where you will receive and take care of two different monster girls for the next few years.

Now which 2 monster girls are you guys taking care of /MGG. and what is there personality/dere types? And what do you do on the first day after the government drops them off?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Personality Type:
1.Spunky
2.Loner
3.Hot-Headed
4.Jealous
5.Prideful
6.Shy

Dere Type:
1: Dandere
2: Deredere
3: Kuudere
4: Tsundere
5: Yandere
6: Your pick

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:05:50 2015 No.13794889 >>13794882 http://yaraon-blog.com/archives/66341

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:05:50 2015 No.13794890 File: 397 KB, 496x517, 1436417811429.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794866 >snake ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:07:21 2015 No.13794893 >>13794711 shit that's going into my idea folder

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:08:53 2015 No.13794897 >>13794885 >Loner Kuudere Chimaera and >Spunky Tsundere Dhampir Wonderful. I guess I ask them if they want to play some video games.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:09:52 2015 No.13794899 File: 113 KB, 480x482, Black_Pipo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794760 >We will never have art of Kakuen in black shorts and pointed sunglasses I WANT IT!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:10:04 2015 No.13794900 >>13794885 >spunky tsundere kakuen >loner yandere kraken Nice, nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:10:50 2015 No.13794903 >>13794855 Yes please. I'm in the mood for something a bit soft.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:12:09 2015 No.13794906 >>13794885 >Jealous Tsundere Girtablilu >Prideful Kuudere Girtablilu Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:12:32 2015 No.13794907 >>13794899 >No Kakuen story about Anon going about and capturing a wide variety of Fat Bottom Monkeys to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:12:33 2015 No.13794908 >>13794885 >Loner Kuudere Thunderbird and Prideful Deredere Chesire cat I hope they recreate one of those scenes from the sylvester and the birdy thing i forgot the name of from the cartoons.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:13:13 2015 No.13794910

>>13794885
>Hot headed Dandere Sea Bishop
So a bible thumper who I have to win over? This won't end well.

>Shy Yandere red slime
So the obsessive type, good, maybe I can get the sea bishop to leave with displays of affection. And lewdness. Moe so once the slime has a daughter I can dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:14:18 2015 No.13794911 >>13794908 Tweety. The bird is Tweety. That harpy is fucked though, Sylvester never had invisible teleportation hax.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:14:23 2015 No.13794913 >>13794903 I'll get to writing it tomorrow, most likely. Maybe I can rustle up some ideas in my dreams. That'd be nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:14:33 2015 No.13794914 >>13794908 Tweety Bird. His name is Tweety. I think she'd be at least twice as mischievous as Tweety, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:14:56 2015 No.13794915 File: 14 KB, 490x276, 1375668468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794727 This shit is awfully hentai tier

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:15:27 2015 No.13794916 >>13794885 >Shy Dandere Inari >Spunky Himedere Parasite Slime/Carrier Cliche as fuck, but I could make it work. I'll have to dust to make sure the latter doesn't get dirty, while clean up my act to better impress the Inari.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:16:19 2015 No.13794919 >>13794885 >Loner Kuudere Mantis >Jealous Tsundere Kakuen oh boy. This is gonna get messy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:16:30 2015 No.13794920 >>13794885 >Loner Dandere Cheshire and Prideful Kuudere Sahuagin. It's okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:16:36 2015 No.13794922 >>13794913 I wish my dreams were like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:18:15 2015 No.13794925 >>13794915 >complaining about hentai-tier stuff >In a setting where everything is hentai-tier Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:20:51 2015 No.13794936 >>13794885 >Spunky Yandere Sea Slime >Shy Tsundere Ignis I am not happy about this. Especially that second one. Tsun worst type.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:20:58 2015 No.13794937 >>13794855 Bless you sir. >>13794857 >>13794865 Comiket.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:21:09 2015 No.13794938 >>13794925 Sorry for not saying how great your greentext is, maledomfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:22:21 2015 No.13794939 >>13794885 >Hot-Headed Tsundere Goblin >Hot-Headed Kuudere Devil Bug Probably let everyone know each other better before doing anything.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:23:33 2015 No.13794942

>>13794922
Just gotta practice lucid dreaming. Then you can float around in a spaceship with an anubis, or have cuddlesex with a yeti in her cabin all night long.

Hell, you could even combine the two. Have three way cuddlesex with a yeti and anubis while floating around inside a zero-g log cabin, tangled together in weresheep blankets.

These things don't have to make sense.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:24:57 2015 No.13794946

>>13794885
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Baphomet

That doesn't sound so bad.

>Loner (Your Pick)Kuudere Baphomet
I wish it was a Oomukade but this is a sweet deal

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sandworm

I won't dare ask how.

>Jealous Dandere Sandworm

Umm.. Um.. I still have no words/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:25:32 2015 No.13794949 >>13794942 That reminded me of that time i dreamed that one of my classmates was a Kiki, first time i dreamed of MGs that i remember.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:26:01 2015 No.13794950 >>13794938 Thanks anon. Always have to ruin stuff you don't like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:26:42 2015 No.13794954 >>13794946 >Dandere Well, at least the bapho can protect-- >You made her a loner Well, shit. I hope you own a boat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:28:25 2015 No.13794958 File: 351 KB, 933x1000, space-anubis_small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794942 >Then you can float around in a spaceship with an anubis Yes. This is my greatest dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:30:59 2015 No.13794961 >>13794885 >Shy Deredere Khepri >Prideful Tsundere Baphomet I think I hit the jackpot, guys. I will created my own kingdom with my future family-harem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:34:15 2015 No.13794966 >>13794818 You're far too lewd. What's the most depraved, lewd thing you can think of doing with an Anubutt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:34:53 2015 No.13794967 I want to have my lusty thick CC Succuboss sit in my lap as I hug her from behind, nuzzle her neck, grope her large breasts and ask her "Was getting caught part of your plan?"

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:34:56 2015 No.13794968

>As long as this process has been, the fact that it'll all be over in a few hours just doesn't register with you yet
>You've spent the better part of the past year and a half talking to representatives, having people visit your home, and preparing hundreds upon hundreds of pages of documents
>It seems as though every single aspect of your life had been inspected with agonizing thoroughness at least twice
>As mind numbing and tedious and downright annoying as it was, you sort of understand the reason for it
>They're just taking precautions, that's all
>You've had to keep thoughts like that in mind almost constantly to keep yourself from going insane or just giving up
>No, you don't think you would have just given up.
>This is something you've wanted for a long time.
>You are finally going to adopt yourself a little monstergirl

>Now that you actually in an orphanage and surrounded by all sorts of young monstergirls, you feel a little overwhelmed
>What do you even say?
>How will you know the right one?
>Will any of them even like you?
>A million other questions and thoughts seem to whirl around you as the matron of the orphanage, a Dark Priest, opens the door to the orphans' playroom
>Your heart starts to thump harder in your chest as you take in the scene in front of you
>A tiny brown Lamia sits in the middle of a colorful rug playing with several blocks with letters on them
>A Harpy with black feathers and a small red hat is playing an old video game with a Gazer in front of a grainy, ancient-looking TV
>The gazer pouts and whines as the Harpy repeatedly beats her at whatever they're playing
>Two large black canine girls are chasing a terrified little Werecat around a couch at the back of the room
>A Holstaur with tiny nubs for horns huddles around a book in the corner with her hands over her floppy cow ears, trying to shut out the noise

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:35:39 2015 No.13794970 I want a bookworm Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:36:07 2015 No.13794974 >>13794913 Well, I'm probably looking forward to it, whenever you get around to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:36:20 2015 No.13794977 >>13794885 >Shy dandere Wyvern My god, she'd be stuttering as much as an alp. Absolutely lovely! >Shy tsundere Hornet This isn't as nice, I hate wasps. Been a while since she came up in these things though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:38:01 2015 No.13794986 >>13794968 Tiny Brown Lamia! Tiny Brown Lamia!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:38:05 2015 No.13794987 >>13794970 Does she rape bookworm guys

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:38:16 2015 No.13794989 >>13794966 Trust me. You really don't want me to say.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:39:49 2015 No.13794993 >>13794885 >succubus prideful yandere >jinko hot headed tsundere Please send help, I can't handle this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:40:54 2015 No.13794997 >>13794989 Yes I do. Say it now, in detail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:41:23 2015 No.13794998 >>13794987 No, she's pretty shy and normally submissive, but she can be on top for a night if you really want it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:42:25 2015 No.13795002 >>13794958 What would happen if she drank mega-holst milk while floating in 0 gravity like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:43:13 2015 No.13795005 >>13794997 Well I'd put my penis wenis in her poop hole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:43:57 2015 No.13795009 >>13794993 >yandere succubus This won't end well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:44:03 2015 No.13795010 >>13794998 >Normally submissive I don't know anon, you know what they say about the shy ones. I want a bookworm Hellhound to tie me down and lovingly dominate me while making literary innuendos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:44:19 2015 No.13795011 >>13794989 Yes I do. Go for it. Do you want her tongue in your ass? Pegging? Gangbanging her and covering every part of her in semen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:44:33 2015 No.13795012 >>13795002 I dunno. Don't much care for mega-big-tits, so it never crossed my mind. >>13794997 You really don't. I mean I could hold back and that'd be fine, but at that point is there really any point to answering?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:45:19 2015 No.13795013 >>13795005 Would you put your poop in her poop hole?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:45:33 2015 No.13795015 >>13795011 Well, just to answer those examples... Yes, yes, only if it was just me with a doppelganger or tentacle potion or something.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:45:40 2015 No.13795016

>>13794998
>normally submissive
>Hellhound
I'd call her a massive faggot and tell her to get the fuck out of my Library. We only serve real women here. Hell, even the Alp went and stage 3ed to become a dominant and lusty woman.

If a Monster Girl can't act like a dominant woman and put men in their place, she doesn't deserve to enjoy knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:46:06 2015 No.13795018 >>13794998 >submissive Into the trash

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:47:15 2015 No.13795023 >>13795012 Of course there's a point. I get a kick out of it, and you get to gush and vent all those lewd thoughts and fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:47:39 2015 No.13795024 >>13794954 But.. But.. I didn't do anything!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:48:19 2015 No.13795025 >>13795016 >Put men in their place Atop monsters? I agree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:48:22 2015 No.13795026 >>13795015 So go on, what's your ultimate lewd fantasy with an anubutt? Something where the very thought of it gets you diamond hard in seconds!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:48:33 2015 No.13795028 >>13795016 >>13795018 There is literally nothing wrong with submissive monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:49:31 2015 No.13795030 >>13794998 And the point of making her a hellhound instead of a werewolf or a dog girl was?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:49:36 2015 No.13795032 >>13794968 >A Holstaur with tiny nubs for horns huddles around a book in the corner with her hands over her floppy cow ears, trying to shut out the noise Go with her and/or the werekitten, they need headpats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:50:22 2015 No.13795033 >>13795030 Variety.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:50:40 2015 No.13795034 >>13795028 I don't care, sub Monster Girls deserve to be mocked for the beta faggots they are. I'd ask her where she kept her bonnet to tip, then tell her we don't serve bitches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:51:23 2015 No.13795038 >>13795033 >Making a hellhound act like other two species already do is variety

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:52:06 2015 No.13795040 File: 1.62 MB, 1141x1200, 1406517498348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13794968 Choose the Harpy, literally no other little monstergirl is cuter than them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:52:27 2015 No.13795043 >>13794885 Jealous deredere alp I don't think i actually signed up for this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:53:13 2015 No.13795046 >>13795043 Clingy lovey girls are the best, I'll take her if you don't want her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:53:56 2015 No.13795051 >>13795038 Who cares, same thing happens with Kikimoras so why can't I have the same with Hellhounds?

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:54:33 2015 No.13795053

>>13794794
Polt double literally runs MGC,
She runs the marathon.
Plus she organized it,
So she double runs the marathon.
But no one seems to care that she helps MGs get fit.
Instead they call her cosplay tier bring up her nose to start shit.
And laugh at it in the gym she owns when she's gone.
She went to Darlingbowl and Miia booed her on the Jumbotron.
Excuse her for being athletic.
Insulting Polt is nothing short of pathetic.
Didn't Ms. Smith tell them,
To have some tact?
Polt runs MGC, cut her some slack!
I posted a picture of Polt because the last line implied people describing MGC as horrible place want to be chased around by monsters, or go for a run. She's also a runner, and the next part of that song is a joke about running a marathon.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:55:39 2015 No.13795054

>>13794968
>"These are the girls Mr. Anon. Would you like to sit and observe for awhile?"
>"Y-yeah..."
>You take a seat with Sister Sarah at a table to the left of the door
>This isn't what you expected at all.
>Everything here seems so... depressing
>You can telly by the dirty walls with chipped paint and the obvious lack of care for the orphans' behavior that money must be tight around here
>The little girls around you seem to be coping with their situation with little to no guidance
>Part of you wonders whether some of them would fare better on the streets; a few of them look very old for orphans, maybe around ten or eleven
>Sister Sarah suddenly jumps out of her chair and strides over to the cacophonous game of chase that hasn't ceased since you entered the room
>An intense, angry look paints her face as her chained spade-tail cracks powerfully, almost like a whip
>The loud barking and mewing and screeching immediately stops as the three girlsfreeze and stare at the Dark Priest, eyes filled with fear
>Sensing her opening, the tiny Werecat unfreezes and bolts over to the Holstaur
>Now that the noise has stopped, the older Holst has uncovered her ears
>She wraps her arm around the terrified kitten and comforts her as tears roll down her cheeks
>Meanwhile, the two canines still stand in front of Sister Sarah
>"ARE YOU TWO SERIOUS?"
>Damn, does she really have to yell like that?
>You've finally recognized the breed of the two almost completely black canine girls now wrapped around each other as they shiver in fear
>Hellhounds.
>"WE HAVE A FUCKING GUEST! AND YET YOU'RE STILL CHASING HER?"
>Swearing? Is she really swearing at them?
>You feel as though you've accidentally entered some sort of sitcom or horror movie
>"SERIOUSLY, HOW DO YOU BITCHES EXPECT TO BE ADOPTED IF YOU KEEP ACTING THIS TERRIBLE?"
>Holy hell, Sister Sarah is cutting deep.
>From the way the Hellhounds are cowering and whimpering, you can only assume that their matron is always like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:55:46 2015 No.13795055 >>13795034 >subs deserve to be mocked What does that say about submissive men? Shit eating grin.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:55:57 2015 No.13795057 >>13795051 Well you can, but the real question is do have skills that exceed a literal god?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:56:39 2015 No.13795058 >>13795051 Dom Kikis have existed since /a/, newcomer. Back then, doms and subs didn't really care about eachother, and shitsticks like you weren't around to trivialize things.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:56:48 2015 No.13795059

>>13795023
Well, alright then, I suppose...

I'd want to start with getting a long, attentive blowjob from her, feeling her tongue everywhere, dipping down around my balls, even a bit of rimming. Mixing in some fondling with her paws. All keeping me on the edge, building me up, wetting me for her. And then I'd return the favor of her oral ministrations in kind, paying plenty of attention to her anubutt and everywhere else. I'd pump her insides full with the first thick load after a deep, slow, tender buttfucking, before eating some of the creampie out of her ass, feeding it to her in an intense snowballing makeout session while we slowly ground our ever aroused and increasingly sweaty bodies against each other. Finally when we'd exhausted our breath, I'd slowly plunge up inside of her pussy for a nice, drawn out bit of cuddlesex, making sure to give her the next built-up load good and deep. Then after teasingly fondling her body while buried inside her a while, I'd pull out and rub my dirty dick all over her breasts, her mouth doing a bit of cleaning before another load gets sprayed over her breasts and face. Then maybe a bit of washing off in the shower together before round 2...

Yeah, that seems like an alright start...

>>13795026
I don't really have any one ultimate lewd fantasy. I have my ultimate fantasy of going into space with an Anubis, and after that pretty much any and all sexual fantasies could apply.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:57:06 2015 No.13795062 >>13795051 You can keep the shitty kikimoras for all what I care. I don't want the third canid species to end like the other two.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:57:52 2015 No.13795066 >>13794885 >hot headead yandere fuck >lich FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:58:25 2015 No.13795069 >>13795057 >muh "canon" >again Get some new material.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:58:53 2015 No.13795070 >>13795055 I'd love to be mocked, that's why I'm a sub. And besides, Humans are supposed to be subs and Monster Girls are supposed to be doms, like nature intended. I'm an old fashioned type of boy, and I say that nature should be stuck to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:59:27 2015 No.13795072 >>13793532 What are you implying here? I'm confused.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:59:30 2015 No.13795073 >>13795051 You do you anon, don't let the bitches tell you different.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:00:14 2015 No.13795075 >>13795057 Fine, forget I said anything then. Have all the fucking monster girls you want for all I care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:01:13 2015 No.13795076 >>13795069 So in other words you're a fat NEET but you still think you deserve to dominate a Monster Girl intended for only the elite of the elite to dominate?

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:02:08 2015 No.13795080

>>13795070
>humans are supposed to be subs

I know you're pretending to be retarded, but I'll humor you. If that is the case because nature, then humans and monsters are switches, each gets their season, as the chief god intended. The demon lord wants united, not a one sided supremacy, you are full of wrong my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:02:16 2015 No.13795081 >>13795054 Aye caramba, she's like a composite of Gunny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:04:49 2015 No.13795088 >>13795059 That's a good start, anon. I like how lewd you are.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:05:00 2015 No.13795089

>>13795076
>neet
Wrong
>fat
Wrong again, 6'2, 210 pounds
>elite of the elite
Anyone can become god tier in this setting by training, you have no right to tell anyone that they can't dom a hellhound cause muh godhood. And gods in this settings are just monsters with a lot of mana. Go join the other guy in the slums of wrong where you belong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:06:16 2015 No.13795092 >>13794885 kuudere dahmphir so just like an older sister then. Yeah i can handle that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:07:57 2015 No.13795099 Please stop fighting anons.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:10:33 2015 No.13795106

>>13795076
Also

>you still think you deserve

That's what MGE is, happy fun land paradise for otakus to have all their heart's desires. It goes against the nature of the setting to deny my wish.

>do you like centaurs but dislike the idea of horse pussy? Have a frontgina!

>Are you into incest but fear the moral and genetic repercussions? Dick the daughter all day and have a stronger one for it, mana is best from the purest source!

>want to live in log cabin with a mermaid but hate the sea? No worries, mermaids can come on land using magic, and you can change her to live in river water with mamono mana cause again, MAGIC!

>are you a complete faggot and want to be the monsterboy but the setting doesn't allow it? For a limited time, Sabbath potions make you the beast you've always wanted to be you blasted otherkin!

You've lost.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:11:38 2015 No.13795109

>>13790073
>Music
>A class of Kesaran Pasaran

How will that even fucking work?

>Girtablilu
>Chemistry

This I can work with, Sort of afraid of them experimenting and making cocktails of their venom to use on me for experimentation though.

>Cait Sith
>Physics

Oh boy, Punting Cait Siths actually has a purpose now!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:12:21 2015 No.13795111 File: 1.99 MB, 400x256, 1426954934456.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13795099 People are wrong on the internet, and I must correct them!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:12:23 2015 No.13795113 >>13795054 damn, all those girls gon get adopted. I know anon, and anon is a soft hearted teddy bear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:12:57 2015 No.13795114 >>13795070 >nature should be stuck to Humans aren't even supposed to mate with monster you mong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:13:04 2015 No.13795116 >>13795111 But who's the wrong one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:13:32 2015 No.13795117 >>13795116 You.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:13:34 2015 No.13795118 >>13795111 But who's to judge right from wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:14:36 2015 No.13795121 >>13795118 Me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:15:09 2015 No.13795122 >>13795106 I like how you avoid the part where your tastes change as well to match hers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:15:28 2015 No.13795124 >>13795118 In the end it had to be this way.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:15:46 2015 No.13795126

>>13795076
Some fat NEET got the idea that hellhounds are slightly less submissive than other monstergirls and then used himself as a measuring stick of what a human is capable of. Of course anyone capable of domination a hellhound would be consider godlike compared to someone as pathetic as him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:15:56 2015 No.13795127 >>13795118 When our guard is down I think we’ll both agree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:17:24 2015 No.13795129 >No Holstaur-Lilim that conquers through milk and the power of love and friendship

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:18:02 2015 No.13795132 So if i go the gym in MGC and polietly ask a oger/oni/amazoness/lizardman/salamander if i can lick the sweat of their abs do you think they would let me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:18:22 2015 No.13795134 >>13795127 Agree to what? That violence breeds violence?

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:19:11 2015 No.13795138

>>13795122
The setting is made for the reader, monsters have no free will, what the reader says goes. Before, they followed the designs o the chief god and killed and ate humans, now they follow the demon lord and lovingly prey on them, we've never seen what the monsters might do if both those control factors were removed. Would they love humans? Would they be indifferent? Something else? For the time being, they're here to do one thing, unify by fucking, and that's not even their design since it's the demon lord's will.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:19:12 2015 No.13795139

>>13795054
>Your heart goes out to the poor Hellhounds; save for the blubbering Werecat all the other girls seem to be ignoring the awful scene
>Is stuff like this really that common?
>Even though the black puppies were clearly in the wrong and definitely misbehaving, Sister Sarah's reaction is way over the top
>The Dark Priest's chained tail cracks again, mere inches from the Hellhounds' faces
>That's it.
>"Hey! Would you cut that out?"
>Sister Sarah's head whips around, your voice seems to have broken her from her frenxy
>"W-What? You... You saw..."
>"Yeah I fucking saw, what the hell are you doing?"
>"I... I..."
>The matron is lost for words
>"Sure they were misbehaving, but calm the hell down, okay?"
>The Dark Priest hangs her head a little, but still shoots the cowering Hellpups a evil look
>Before you have time to react, the two of them run over to you and stand together behind you
>Four small, soft, incredibly warm paws come to rest on your back
>Wait, since when are you standing up?
>Whatever. You are far too distracted to think about that
>The coal-black Hellpups peek out on either side of you as their red and gold eyes stare at Sister Sara as if saying 'What now?'
>"I'd like to finalize my adoption papers please."
>Even though it definitely isn't what you are expecting, this feels right
>"You what? These two?"
>Sister Sarah sneers at you
>"Yes. Make it quick, they shouldn't have to be around you for another second."
>She disappears through the door on the other side of the room, tail shuddering and clinking with rage

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:20:06 2015 No.13795142 I bet you faggots would argue some cripple midget black kid on life support, an air tank, and with no legs, arms, or eyes, and is deaf and probably brain dead would still be able to dom a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:21:06 2015 No.13795145 >>13795132 Why not? I'd imagine any of the single ones would let you clean them with your tongue. Especially Ogres/Oni and probably Amazons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:22:30 2015 No.13795148 I should've just kept my dumb mouth shut. Sorry for starting a maledom fight anons.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:22:58 2015 No.13795149

>>13795122
>taste changes

I fail to se how this falls with that post. Are you saying if I want a dom girl to become sub, and she wants the same of me. she will win out? We don't know exactly how it works, but if taken word for word, we'd both be sub, and that is not a win for anyone. so, I say I do, because again, the setting is made to cater to ME, you're just mad someone has different tastes than you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:23:17 2015 No.13795150 >>13795148 No problem, it's not your fault some people can't accept that other people have other tastes. Lord knows I've suffered those kinds of fools before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:26:33 2015 No.13795156 >>13795139 Lovely choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:26:47 2015 No.13795157 >>13795142 Of course, not even crippled faggots should have such shit taste for doming.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:26:54 2015 No.13795158 >>13795142 Yes, because so sayeth KC Mr Canon Adherent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:27:54 2015 No.13795160 >>13795142 Why does he have to be black?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:30:17 2015 No.13795165 >>13795148 >Are you >>13794998 >>13794727?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:30:42 2015 No.13795168 >>13795132 Do you think they'd be upset if you went to do yoga and were caught staring at ones butt?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:31:18 2015 No.13795169 >>13795165 Yes, and I'm incredibly sorry. God I'm a fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:32:39 2015 No.13795171 >>13795169 Why should you be, the one who started bitching was >>13794915 >>13794938

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:33:22 2015 No.13795174 >>13795171 Because I brought it up, if I didn't none of this would've happened.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:33:46 2015 No.13795176

>>13795169
For a maledom you pretty self depreciating. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were secretly a sub.

You should embrace that, it'd be just like my japanese hentai where it starts off as femdom but halfway through the male realizes the girl was secretly a submissive slut the whole time. Just like that, except the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:35:35 2015 No.13795182 >>13795176 I just don't like ruining people's fun and starting unnecessary fights.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:35:42 2015 No.13795184 >>13795174 It needs to be hashed out, we can have all the dom kikimoras but zero sub hellhounds? Fuck that. But I'm starting to think it's that bait guy from last thread, his typing style is familiar, I'd like to think not all subs are shitheads.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:36:02 2015 No.13795186

>>13795148
I just can't believe how whiny femdomfags are

>Anon says "I want a dom Kiki"
>Nothing happens most of the time, if anything the usual "good taste" fella or some discussion about yan Kikis
>Anon says "i want a sub Hellhound"
>The worst shitstorms about the topic happen, usually with the usual "YOU ARE NOT A GOD, STOP WANTING IT"
Seriously guys?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:36:35 2015 No.13795189 File: 70 KB, 670x361, 1437280595846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13795139 >YFW saving difficult monstergirls from horrible orphanages.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:36:53 2015 No.13795191 >>13795186 Please don't anon, I don't want this to go on anymore.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:38:02 2015 No.13795193

>>13795139
>It takes a few moments for everything to sink in, but you fall weakly back into your chair as soon as it does
>You catch your breath as the Hellhounds stand in front of you with teary looks of wonder on their ebony faces
>"Is she really always like this?"
>"No.. well... Yes. Just with us."
>The one on the right answers you
>Her voice quivers a little, whether with fear or elation you can't really tell
>"Yeah? I'm still going to report her though."
>You are sure that your adoption coordinator will raise hell about this when you tell her about it; her agency associates with a lot of orphanages and any place would probably be better than here
>She was very helpful to you, it was because of her that you had been approved to adopt at all

>You'd adopt all of the girls here if you could
>Unfortunately, you don't have nearly enough time or fortitude or money for that
>Now that you think about it, adopting twins so suddenly like this is going to be more difficult than you imagined
>These two look very old as well, compared to the rest of the girls
>"Well it looks like I'm going to be your dad now. How about I learn your names? I'm Anon."
>"I'm Tai, and this is Tia. We're ten!"
>So the one on the right is Tai
>You hope you'll be able to keep track, these two are almost identical
>Tai seems very cheerful now that Sister Sarah is gone, but her sister still hasn't said a word
>Tia just stares you with a neutral expression on her face
>"Nice to meet you Tai and Tia. Have you lived here long?"
>Tai nods
>"Yes. We don't remember living anywhere else. Do we Tia?"
>Tia slowly shakes her head
>"Nope! We don't remember!"
>She smiles at you
>"Right."
>The far door opens and the Hellpups jump and sidle closer to you as Sister Sarah enters the room again
>"Go pack your things."
>She barks at the Hellhounds, unable to even look at them
>They look to you, and you nod
>Tai and Tia run off as quick as they can as the Dark Priest approaches you with their papers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:38:11 2015 No.13795194 >>13795189 >Despicable me End your time on this earth, now.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:38:16 2015 No.13795195

>>13795186
The big difference being that the MGE explicitely states that with Hellhounds you have to be greater than a God to dominate there, where as the reverse doesn't apply to Kikimoras. There's nothing really stating their preferences at all. They just please their masters, and if anything they're pushy because they don't like lazy neet masters.

I think a better "Sub Only" Monster Girl would be an Alice. They're as Sub as it gets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:38:48 2015 No.13795197 >>13795186 Right? Quid Pro Quo faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:38:55 2015 No.13795199 >>13795184 >But I'm starting to think it's that bait guy from last thread Then don't fucking reply, it's always the same shit with you guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:39:52 2015 No.13795201 >>13795194 I'm fucking sick of minions too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:42:03 2015 No.13795205 >>13795194 >>13795201 Despicable Me and its sequel are actually decent flicks in my opinion. But I agree, sick of all the Minions shit all over the everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:42:29 2015 No.13795207 >>13795195 >MGE explicitly states Stopped reading right there

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:42:53 2015 No.13795208

>>13795195
You can quote the profile till you're blue in the face, we've accepted that they are generalizations. If you want to adhere strictly to them, then kikimoras can't be doms.

>inb4 they'll take charge of your life so you can be the best you can be

Show me where it says the guy has to obey.

>inb4 mamono mana

If something as mamono mana as alping can be resisted, dealing with some maid telling you to get up and work is as simple as throwing a pillow at her. Stop being a hog and back off, because sub hellhounds are a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:45:15 2015 No.13795215 >>13795199 That's not how it works and you know it, we'll have to have some thirty odd shitstorms before this is settled, like with succubutts since we came here. Throw in or get out of the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:46:54 2015 No.13795221 >>13795193 Is this why you were asking for twin names the other day?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:47:21 2015 No.13795223 Marilith monster girl when? WHEN?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:49:13 2015 No.13795228 >>13795223 After Cu sith.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:49:42 2015 No.13795229

>>13795199
Because they feel like they need to always be right and prove themselves, you know? They think someone is wrong, and they think they deserve to be heard. Shits stupid as fuck. It's a shame they can't just relax and need to blame everyone else for their own shortcomings. Nah, at this point its just trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls. How you people enjoy this, I've never understood.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:50:57 2015 No.13795234 >>13795160 Das rayciss mang.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:51:19 2015 No.13795236 >>13795229 I'm just here to want decent stories and art of monstergirls, man. I just play the waiting game through the rest of it.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:52:40 2015 No.13795238

>>13795208
>You can quote the profile till you're blue in the face, we've accepted that they are generalizations
Generalization =/= You can directly contradict it

If the MGE said "Hellhounds need air to survive" that doesn't mean you can drop them in the middle of space with no gear and expect them to survive because "It's just a generalization".

>If you want to adhere strictly to them, then kikimoras can't be doms.
Actually
>They especially prefer diligent workers, but perhaps because of their innate officious nature, many of them can’t let the guys who lead a lazy and unhygienic life go.
>innate offcious nature
ayy lmao

>Show me where it says the guy has to obey.
You don't have to have a dom Kiki, it's just a possibility. On the plus side, I can show you where it says you'd have to be greater than a god to make a Hellhound your Bitch permanently!
>Despite them having this sort of nature, there are many men who are fixated on taming them, believing "a dog should always be tamable." There's no end to the number of men who approach them to try to train and discipline them only to end up conversely yielding into submission themselves.
>It is purported that originally these monsters were created as guard dogs by a certain god of the underworld, but it was impossible even for the gods to tame them. If there were a man who could make them submit, that person's ability as a trainer would surpass even that of a god.
> They never become tame around humans, which is rare among the wolf family of monsters.

>Stop being a hog and back off, because sub hellhounds are a thing.
So is chubby you know what senpai, that doesn't mean people can't call bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:53:15 2015 No.13795240 >>13795223 I dunno, I think I'll be pretty happy with just that doujin for a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:53:29 2015 No.13795241 >>13795223 That story from RSanon was good, I hope he writes more about them. And more about manticores too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:53:59 2015 No.13795242 >>13795229 >they need to prove themselves Dat projection >feel to always feel right No, we just want to talk about sub hellhounds without some faggot throwing a fit, which always happens. But not with dom kikis, I wonder why?

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:54:40 2015 No.13795243

>>13795236
No, not MGs or the thread in general, but the people that just want to fling shit all day. Doesn't it get boring, man? Shits weird. Like, the threads were really calm for a while, and a guy actually outright said it bothered him. Guy sounded like a dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:55:10 2015 No.13795244 >>13795229 Sorry anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:55:12 2015 No.13795245 >>13795238 You seem to be trying really hard to shit on how other people want their imaginary waifu's to act.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:55:25 2015 No.13795246 >>13795238 >>13795242 Shhh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:55:30 2015 No.13795247 File: 108 KB, 450x651, 1401135430722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13795223 >Sword dancer lamias I can go for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:56:15 2015 No.13795250 >>13795238 People tell the chubby alp guy to fuck off not because those can't exist, but because it is stupid.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:56:41 2015 No.13795252

>>13795193
>"Here."
>the matron shoves the documents at you, she can't meet your gaze either
>Flasher of anger still twists her face from time to time as you calmly take the documents and begin to sign them
>These are the last papers you have to sign, you aren't going to let some salty priest keep you from enjoying this beautiful moment
>Several minutes pass, and you are eventually left with the Hellpups' new birth certificates and adoption certificates
>As you wait for them to return, you can't help but admire how their names look with your last name on the end of them
>'Tai Lethe Nonymous' and 'Tia Mnemosyne Nonymous'
>You aren't sure what sort of chunni fucker chose their middle names, but you think they have an oddly nice ring to them

>The door bursts open as your new daughters return, each carrying a small red backpack
>"Ready to go, ladies?"
>"Yep!"
>Tia nods silently
>You get up and leave the room
>"Alright then. Thanks for all your help Sister Sarah!"
>You look over your shoulder at Sister Sarah as you walk to your car with an exaggerated grin on your face
>It has 'Fuck you' written all over it.

>You open the back door of your car and your Hellpup daughters excitedly clamber inside
>Ever since you stepped out of the orphanage their fluffy black tails have been wagging nonstop
>You can hear them beating happily against the back of the middle seat in your car all the way home
>Your drive is mostly silent but you can't keep the smile off your face as your thoughts drift from one thing to the next
>You're a father now!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:56:54 2015 No.13795253 >>13795246 >Shhh. Epic Tumblr tier response mate. Looks like you win.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:56:58 2015 No.13795254

>>13795238
>They especially prefer diligent workers, but perhaps because of their innate officious nature, many of them can’t let the guys who lead a lazy and unhygienic life go. Even in that case, their devotion is unwavering. In order to correct a man’s lifestyle, they’ll briskly take care of his every need.

I can cherry pick too.

But, just a heads up, I'm just gonna tell you to fuck off from now on when you say no you can't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:58:06 2015 No.13795258 >>13795246 No.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:58:58 2015 No.13795262

>>13795250
Well I think sub Hellhounds are stupid.

>>13795254
What Cherrypicking? None of that sentence you added contradicted anything I said.

>But, just a heads up, I'm just gonna tell you to fuck off from now on when you say no you can't.
So in other words, I win?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:59:01 2015 No.13795264 >>13795238 Alright fuck I'm sorry for bringing it up anon, I'll try not to talk about sub Hellhounds alright? Just stop please, let's just forget about this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:00:03 2015 No.13795265 >>13795221 Yep

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:01:48 2015 No.13795269 >>13795253 >>13795254 >>13795258 >>13795262 >>13795264 Samefag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:01:58 2015 No.13795270 >>13795252 >Ever since you stepped out of the orphanage their fluffy black tails have been wagging nonstop Hnnng

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:02:05 2015 No.13795271 >>13795264 >Admitting defeat in an anonymous internet fight holy shit this is beyond pathetic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:02:30 2015 No.13795272 I'd dom Druella.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:03:34 2015 No.13795276 >>13795271 I don't like starting fights anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:03:45 2015 No.13795277 >>13795272 She's a succubus so it honestly wouldn't be to hard granted you get her off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:04:10 2015 No.13795279 Was HeroAnon right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:06:13 2015 No.13795288 >>13795272 You know what? I'm just going to filter all this words that I don't give a fuck, like dom sub famedom maledom and that will be it, it looks like i will not lose anything anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:06:13 2015 No.13795289 >>13795279 No, he'd samefag and repost his stuff. That, and it'd be very autistic to hold him on any pedestal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:06:27 2015 No.13795290 >>13795279 Of course he was right the shit that goes on in these threads isent any different from the autistic debates that go on in any other fanbase.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:08:00 2015 No.13795294

>>13795252
>For as long as you could remember, you've always wanted to have kids even though you never really had any interest in getting married
>You can't really explain it, but you marriage just doesn't appeal to you
>Getting carried off by some monstergirl or finding one you liked enough to carry off on your own isn't your thing
>Maybe you just haven't met the right person or something, but at this point you're probably too pessimistic and jaded to let yourself accept something like that
>After a shitty childhood at home and an even shittier time all through school, you feel like you had an excuse if you didn't automatically want to get to know a lot of people

>All that aside, you're still really happy now to be raising children of your own
>You've gotten quite lonely in your home as from just mindlessly following your same, comfortable routine for several years
>Despite your overwhelming cynicism, you finally have a way to express the caring and compassion and emotion that you've kept looked away in the deep recesses of your mind since you were extremely young

>Due to the seemingly contradictory nature of your desires, you had definitely raised a lot of suspicion
>not a lot of single men are willing to adopt monstergirls unless they're some sort of radical Order supporter
>Men who are interested in younger girls just go to the Sabbath for a lolification potion, or even dating help
>A lot of people think that only the really fucked up torturers and murderers try to adopt monsters on their own
>Stereotypes and misconceptions people have really frustrate you, especially when you get judged by them
>None of that matters to you now though, you are done
>Raising Tai and Tia is definitely intimidating, you've seen their mischievous, maybe even a little sadistic side firsthand
>Even so, it excites you like nothing else has before
>After years and years of planning and desire and then months and months of the actual process, you feel free

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:09:01 2015 No.13795297 What happens when the unopposable dom hellhound crashes with the unmovable sub Kiki?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:09:37 2015 No.13795299 File: 350 KB, 450x675, 1388640653252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13795288 >Not ignoring them since the beggining

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:09:49 2015 No.13795301

>>13795262
Even if you're a slob they'll take care of you, which you ommitted. Now you'll quote the part where they'll "devour the lazy" like in the days of the former demon lords. But they are gentle and devoted, so that is not an absolute, and no, you don't win, cause I'll have have all the sub hellhounds I want and there's fuck all you can do about it.

Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:10:08 2015 No.13795302 >>13795297 Property damage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:10:44 2015 No.13795304 >>13795297 I think her and the hellhound are destined to do this forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:10:52 2015 No.13795305 >>13795297 Some one is getting knotted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:11:59 2015 No.13795307 >>13795304 >"YOU'LL BE IN A PADDED CELL FOREVER"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:12:23 2015 No.13795309 >>13795305 Yes, your mom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:13:02 2015 No.13795311 What the fuck just happened

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:13:13 2015 No.13795312 >>13795294 For some reason, in my perverted and filthy mind, i think this will end up with a juicy threesome with the hellhound twins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:13:49 2015 No.13795316 >>13795311 Nothing, move along.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:14:41 2015 No.13795317 File: 513 KB, 1137x1498, wP6crVB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13795311 A kitsune touched your butt! What do?!

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:15:12 2015 No.13795320

>>13795301
>Even if you're a slob they'll take care of you, which you ommitted. Now you'll quote the part where they'll "devour the lazy" like in the days of the former demon lords. But they are gentle and devoted
But none of that excludes femdom or "an officious nature". People can be controlling, dominant, and still loving and caring.

>cause I'll have have all the sub hellhounds I want and there's fuck all you can do about it.
No you won't because Monster Girls aren't real and I can always post to remind you that you have shit tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:15:42 2015 No.13795322 >>13795311 One anon made a foolish mistake and caused another maledom vs femdom slapfight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:16:20 2015 No.13795324 >>13795288 >filtering femdom/maledom Ineffective. Filter Maledomfag/Femdomfag, and it will be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:16:38 2015 No.13795327 >>13795317 kyahh~ hentai! and run.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:16:42 2015 No.13795328 >>13795317 Slap her and demand her to take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:16:47 2015 No.13795329 >>13795311 Some sub troll being a whiny bitch again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:17:11 2015 No.13795331 >>13795312 Because abused children get adopted because they wanna be fucked, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:18:00 2015 No.13795335 >>13795331 No it's because all the talk about "not finding the right one" makes me lewdly suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:19:43 2015 No.13795342 >>13795335 Oh, so it wasn't just because orphanages are really just take-away brothels?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:20:26 2015 No.13795346 >>13795311 Some Idiot wanted a sub Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:21:23 2015 No.13795350 >>13795346 Sounds nice. As does a dom hellhound. Being a switch is nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:21:52 2015 No.13795351 >>13795342 That isn't such a bad idea in a MG world, really. At the very least, they probably know what could happen when taking care of them to be adopted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:22:09 2015 No.13795352 >>13795329 >>13795346 Give it a rest, honeycakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:23:36 2015 No.13795357 What would Monster Girls think if they saw these threads. Who would they like?

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:23:51 2015 No.13795358
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>>13795346
Does that really fucking matter??? Didn't we go over this once earlier, up here?

>you guys need to grow thicker skin

You really fucking do, is some jackass on the internet having different taste than you that much of a problem that you need to throw a shitfit about and completely derail the thread?

GAH FUCK THIS WEBSITE IM GOING TO GO DO DRUGS

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:24:35 2015 No.13795360 >>13795351 Yeah, because kids don't need stable homes, they just need a big hard cock, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:25:18 2015 No.13795363 >>13795357 Nobody, based on the last hour or so. No, they would like whoever fit their taste, so it varies. >>13795360 Exactly correct, friend. How did you know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:25:38 2015 No.13795365 >>13795360 Are you trying to find some more stupid bullshit to argue about? Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:26:41 2015 No.13795369 >>13795358 Fuck off and delete the file.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:27:38 2015 No.13795373 >>13795369 I bet I can guess who you were in that argument

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:27:57 2015 No.13795376 >>13795335 Guy, can you read? He was talking about waifus, not daughterus when he said that. Right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:28:26 2015 No.13795378 >>13795365 You can assume I'm being sarcastic and be salty, or you an assume I'm being serious and laugh. Remember, butt blast comes from butts, not the people blasting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:28:27 2015 No.13795379 >>13795363 >Implying I wouldn't be taken away by at least one desert girl That's literally all I do here. Circlejerk about how much I like sand girls and lamias. If I don't get a monstergirl for that, I don't know how I am.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:30:05 2015 No.13795385 >>13795350 >spoiler Maledom Master Race or bust. But your taste is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:30:10 2015 No.13795386 >>13795373 Somebody who gives a fuck about whatever your arguing? then you are right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:30:49 2015 No.13795391 What monster girl would be best to help with assisted suicide?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:30:52 2015 No.13795392 Can we just accept that maybe people have different taste than us and move the fuck on?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:31:54 2015 No.13795395 >>13795391 Will O wisp

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:32:01 2015 No.13795396 >>13795392 No, this is 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:32:04 2015 No.13795397 >>13795391 Mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:32:38 2015 No.13795399 >>13795392 We did it already, now we are talking about dicking daughters.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:33:13 2015 No.13795401

>>13795376
Yeah

>>13795294
>The drive out to your house is fairly long, it is dark by the time you get there the Hellpups are snoozing peacefully in the backseat
>Their soft, coal-black tails still thump occasionally and their large fluffy paws are wrapped tightly around each others'
>It's hard to pull their paws apart and even harder to carry them one by one up to the bedroom you had made up for them earlier that day
>The room is fairly bare, just a bed and a rocking chair, you didn't know what your new daughter might like so you didn't do much
>Once you have them both situated in the small, plain bed, you take a moment to admire them
>You don't really know how, but they are still asleep
>Maybe wagging their tails so much tired them out?
>Your mind goes blank as you stand over Tai and Tia and gently stroke their cheeks with the back of your fingers
>Their smooth, jet black skin is incredibly warm under your touch and you could swear you feel them try to cuddle up to you
>You just can't bring yourself to leave them
>What if they get scared in the night?
>You have to be there, just in case
>With great effort to be as quiet as possible, you pull the rocking chair up to the side of their bed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:33:38 2015 No.13795402 File: 146 KB, 656x220, Where do you think you are.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13795392

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:34:29 2015 No.13795406 >>13795399 No anon, dicking no! Cuddling, cuddling daughters!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:34:33 2015 No.13795407 >>13795399 .... FUCK, ITS BETTER THAN FIGHTING!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:34:40 2015 No.13795408 >>13795399 Which daughteru is the most dickable? I vote dhampir, they scream daddy issues.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:35:34 2015 No.13795411 >>13795358 >phone fucking normalfags

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:35:35 2015 No.13795412

>>13795363
>Nobody, based on the last hour or so. No, they would like whoever fit their taste, so it varies.
I want to see Amazons who hearts skip a beat and blush when they see men talk about how much they want to serve Monster Girls, and how Maledom is the worst.

I also want to see Alps who giggle as they read about men who want to dominate and rape all the Monster Girls, and how Femdom is the worst.

Amazons and Alps, that's all this thread deserves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:35:49 2015 No.13795413 >>13795406 YES!! Cuddling while dicking!

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:36:34 2015 No.13795416

>>13795264
>I'll try not to talk about sub Hellhounds alright?
Don't worry, I'll bring in up in every single thread instead. Hellhounds are made to be dominated, everyone that doesn't agree are pathetic faggots that would get cucked even by the most loyal of monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:36:52 2015 No.13795419 >>13795412 What is the purpose of this post?

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:36:55 2015 No.13795420

>>13795401
>As you lean back and relax a little, you feel like you should say something
>Even though your Hellhound daughters are asleep, the urge is still there
>You start to whisper and the words seem to flow easily, almost on their own
>"I hope you like it here, girls. It may not be much... It's really small actually, but I'm sure it's better than the orphanage. I know it's gonna get hard at times, and you'll get angry, or I'll get angry... but we'll get through it, okay? I'm really happy that you are here with me now, and whatever happens..." You yawn and start to feel a little drowsy
>"...whatever happens, I just want you two to be happy too."
>Your eyes close before you finish your sentence and you are only vaguely aware of a sound... or a pair of sounds before you fall asleep
>"Thank you daddy."

That's it for now. I had a lot of trouble working the beginning out, so I hope it turned out alright. I'm going to be busy with moving in the next few days, but I'll update it whenever I can. Thanks for reading!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/GAwcptsR

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:37:39 2015 No.13795421 >>13795416 Please don't anon, I don't want anymore fighting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:38:08 2015 No.13795423 >>13795420 You never fail to disappoint, this seems like a pretty damn cute concept. Looking forward to what you'll do with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:38:25 2015 No.13795425 >>13795420 >Quicksilver Ohhh, you kinky rapscallion you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:39:11 2015 No.13795429 >>13795419 To remind this thread that they don't deserve to be happy. They all deserve the basic common denominator. Everyone here is the real Monster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:39:37 2015 No.13795430 >>13795421 Hi defeatist maledom kun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:39:41 2015 No.13795431 >>13795406 Why not both? It's fun for the whole family, friend. >>13795412 Sounds legit to me. >>13795420 Oh. It was you. I guess I'll read it then. Is this going to be a pure SoL type or...?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:40:40 2015 No.13795433 >>13795430 Hello, sorry again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:41:01 2015 No.13795434 >>13795429 Too bad, cause even a thrice divorced absentee father with a crank problem who steals from the church till gets a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:41:57 2015 No.13795438 >>13795423 Thanks! I am too, I have some nice ideas. >>13795425 That's me alright. >>13795431 >...? Gonna go with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:43:08 2015 No.13795445 Good night Anons, remember to give the loli magma golem a head pat, otherwise she's going to get mad and burn down the thread. And we wouldn't want that now would we?

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:44:15 2015 No.13795448

>>13795438
>Gonna go with this.
Yeah, I thought as much after your comment the other day. Good shit. Looking forward to seeing what comes of this, especially with two of them. Granted, if it were cute enough I'd be fine with SoL stuff too. Like Nyanons story. That shit is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:44:25 2015 No.13795449 >>13795408 Succubutt daughterus gets my vote.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:44:53 2015 No.13795451 >>13795429 That's alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:45:17 2015 No.13795453 >>13795433 You are sorry, and if this is how you act become a sub already, because you bring shame to the race.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:46:28 2015 No.13795457 >>13795453 Yeah, I guess maledom isn't cut out for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:47:00 2015 No.13795459 >>13795408 >your Wight daughteru will never raise you to be her husband after you've died and reincarnated/resurrected as an infant

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:47:12 2015 No.13795460

>>13795408
Dhampir is actually a pretty good choice, and based on how much she hates how her mother acts, pretty likely. Aside from that, I could imagine a werebat clinging to her father and something causes him to become aroused, with her noticing and it going from there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:47:18 2015 No.13795461 >>13795448 It's gonna be glorious. There will be some SoL stuff too though, Nyanon's story gave me the initial inspiration for this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:49:08 2015 No.13795464 >>13795449 >>13795408 Communion takes a whole new meaning with Dark Priest daughters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:50:25 2015 No.13795465 >>13795460 Werebat? I don't know, unless she's clinging to his crotch...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:52:06 2015 No.13795468 >>13795459 I'd rather do the raising, THAT'S WHY WE NEED A DANM PHOENIX GIRL ALREADY!

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:53:12 2015 No.13795472

>>13795465
No, no. I imagined her clinging to his chest as he goes about his daily stuff. He could see something lewd happen, or have a thought pop into his head, and all she would have to do is look down. Her clinging to his stomach area and it poking her bottom would be funny as fuck though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:54:15 2015 No.13795477 >>13795459 One of the few ways to have mother/son incest with a monstergirl. If only they were capable of giving birth to male human children.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:54:56 2015 No.13795479 >>13795431 >Oh. It was you. I guess I'll read it then. Is who writes a story really such a big factor in whether or not anons will read?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:55:59 2015 No.13795482 >>13795472 Lewdly adorable. >>13795477 If Swithing.o's latest translations are to be believed, they can, it's just a one in million thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:57:28 2015 No.13795489 >>13795479 No.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:58:21 2015 No.13795494

>>13795479
I'm that guy, and I didn't really mean it like that. I hadn't been following along too well, but seeing who it was gave me a reason. That said, what you said is somewhat correct. There are some people that I think just aren't worth the time, and if someone I don't know posts a story randomly that wasn't based on a greentext I likely just wont read it. It's just not worth the trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:59:34 2015 No.13795502 >>13795477 >If only they were capable of giving birth to male human children. While I'm not entirely against the MGs birthing humans thing, I just prefer adoptive son x adoptive single mother relationships.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:00:36 2015 No.13795504 >>13795494 I wasn't being critical or anything, just curious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:01:51 2015 No.13795509 >>13795504 That's fine. I was just explaining a thought process and answering a question. I didn't take it badly or anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:03:10 2015 No.13795513 >>13795502 Is that because they aren't blood related then or do you like the mother to not have been with someone else before so that the relationship is more pure?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:04:44 2015 No.13795518 >>13795513 Y-Yeah. Pls no bully.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:05:58 2015 No.13795519 >>13795518 >Y-Yeah To which one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:07:15 2015 No.13795523 >>13795519 The latter.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:12:38 2015 No.13795537

>>13795523
I feel the same way about that as you, though I still prefer the mother being blood related. Thanks to modern science the concept of a virgin modern is no longer something that could only exist in religion as women nowadays can just get artificially inseminated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:15:21 2015 No.13795544 >>13795412 >Alps, that's all this thread deserves. I'm okay with that actually.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:21:27 2015 No.13795560

>>13795523
Yeah, that idea has always appealed to me as well. The would-be mother was either always too busy for a relationship, or didn't feel comfortable around most people, and decided to adopt to justify her inability to get close to others or some stupid shit, only to have it broken down by the one she raises little by little until she can't help how she feels anymore. Yo, fuck you, I'll use hentai logic if I want to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:22:31 2015 No.13795561 I want to be completely ignored by monster girls while everyone else gets a nice loving monster wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:23:08 2015 No.13795563 >>13795544 I'd be too. Alps can be nice and tame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:23:31 2015 No.13795566 >>13795561 ...And then you'll busy yourself stealing all their shit? I mean, it doesn't fit exactly, but I haven't seen him in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:25:42 2015 No.13795570 >>13795561 I want even the rapiest of monster girls to not assault me, instead giggling to each other whenever my name is mentioned or when I'm nearby, as if they know something that I don't!

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:27:32 2015 No.13795576
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>>13795464
>The lights are dimmed and the faithful congregate, dressed in traditional black garb, they sing solemn hymns of lewdness and debauchery
>At the center of the mass sits the family, and, his daughter and his wife, being carefully inscribed with pleasure runes
>Once the markings are complete, the singing ceases, and the Head Priest steps forward
>"Come forth my children" he says in a low booming voice, the trio complies
>The father takes his daughter in his arms and lays her upon the altar, and is soon joined by her parents, who stand with their legs at either side of her
>The father and mother are injected with Girtablilu venom, graciously provided by various sisters in the congregation, enhancing its effects, within moments, he has a towering erection for the whole crowd to see, especially his daughteru
>The mother kneels in front of him, her sex on the young Dark Priest's face, already sopping wet thanks to cocktail coursing through her, and begins fellating her husband vigorously, spit and pre cum falling on the young succubus' belly
>Intoxicated by the pleasure, the father soon cums, his seed collected in a goblet held by his wife she mixes her own juices in as well
>The daughteru is made to sit up and drink from the golden cup, audibly gulping down her parents fluids
>Once she's done, she willingly spreads her lower lips and welcomes her father inside
>Father and mother pleasure their daughter together, hot, hard mead pounding her frothing nethers, accompanied by soft licks and caresses
>The congregation falls into lust and begins seeking their partners out, indulging in each other's flesh
>After hours of wanton abandon to pleasure the mass ends, welcoming their newest member to the fold

Join Today.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:27:35 2015 No.13795578 >>13795561 You want to slip unnoticed and unloved into the annals of time?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:28:10 2015 No.13795580 >>13795566 He probably killed himself anon, Hopefully anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:28:39 2015 No.13795583 >>13795544 I'm game with that, they're nice girls you can sit in your lap, eat pizza with and lovingly tease with potions and 'toys' you get from your local alchemists and sabbath shops.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:29:29 2015 No.13795586 >>13795576 No thanks, I'd rather not join a religion of whores.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:29:48 2015 No.13795588 >>13795576 >Join Today. k.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:30:01 2015 No.13795589 >>13795576 >Incest Ew

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:39:07 2015 No.13795608 >>13795576 No, thanks, I'm good. I don't dislike the idea posted, but that organization as a whole just doesn't appeal to me. >>13795580 Hey, come on now. That stupid little shit always brought a smile to me.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:42:19 2015 No.13795611

>>13795589
>Not wanting your younger half sister to claim you as her oniichan and husband, keeping you safe from those other girls who would misuse you.
>Not wanting some minotaur in college to walk up to you, talking about all the things she'll do to you before you sigh, telling her how your little sister won't let that happen.
>"Oh? And just what'll happe-"
>The door will never slam open to as your imouto strides in, her muscles glistening fresh from her workout, standing a full two heads taller than others of her species and ripped, six pack bordering on eight pack while her muscles are closer to steel cords than flesh.
>The minotaur will never balk as your imotou walks over in her spats and tank top (both drenched with sweat) and ask if this minotaur is trying to rape you, lauching into how the only one worthy of raping her oniichan is the one that can beat her.
>She cuddles you back in the room later, enjoying the snuggle time as her reward for protecting oniichan.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:43:42 2015 No.13795619
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>>13795589
>>13795586
Don't be that way.

>>13795608
Door's always open.

>>13795588
Welcome, here's your complimentary black garb, Book of the Fallen God and succubus sister. We carry all subtypes and have many unmarried members of other species if you prefer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:45:23 2015 No.13795624 >>13795619 Yeah no, If I wanted a prostitute I'd get one that isn't attached to some slutty religious bullshit. Fuck that garbage.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:47:01 2015 No.13795631 >>13795626 I wrote that too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:48:20 2015 No.13795634 >>13795589 >>13795611 Incest is only acceptable with your Older Sister!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:48:27 2015 No.13795635 >>13795626 That's pretty shit, too. Man, I just want to live a nice secluded life out in the wild somewhere. Maybe with a Grizzly, Yeti, Lich or Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:48:28 2015 No.13795636 >>13795619 Can I get a loli succubis? If so, I'm on board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:48:36 2015 No.13795637 >>13795626 The Goddess protects

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:49:12 2015 No.13795638 >>13795634 >specializing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:50:04 2015 No.13795639 >>13795626 >Deny thine human nature to breed >In a world filled with monstergirls I don't think this is neither possible nor desirable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:50:14 2015 No.13795640 >>13795636 Why certainly, of course you can!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:50:33 2015 No.13795644 >>13795635 The church talks of drowning in lust, the Order forbids loving a monster. I just want to snugglefuck my waifu. Why can't both leave me alone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:50:46 2015 No.13795645 >>13795634 But Anon, you wouldn't have an older blood-related sister unless she used to be human then monsterized. And this ain't no loli imotou, this is a full grown girl ready to fight for oniichan's love!

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:51:12 2015 No.13795647 >>13795626 This sounds significantly better

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:51:48 2015 No.13795648 >>13795639 It goes as far as breeding during service, retired paladins are okay to fuck, we need replenish the ranks after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:51:57 2015 No.13795649 >>13795644 I suggest flipping them both off and then joining the Cult of Hathor or the Sunbros.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:52:20 2015 No.13795650 >>13795646 This kid needs to put some clothes on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:52:58 2015 No.13795653 >>13795646 I'd succu her bus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:53:01 2015 No.13795655 >>13795650 >O-ok Oniichan...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:53:37 2015 No.13795658 >>13795649 >muh fatties und chuunis No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:53:53 2015 No.13795659 >>13795649 I'd rather drown.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:54:41 2015 No.13795660 >>13795646 I want to walk up behind her and knead her headwings.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:54:57 2015 No.13795661

>>13795576
>Run away from the Dark Priest you were forced to marry.
>Take your infant daughter with you.
>Raise your daughter while being tracked by the insane cult wishing to chain you and re-integrate you forcibly, and do the same to your daughter.
>Spend nights cowering with your daughter when you hide with others, concealing the marks that they put over your skin, and the chains on your daughter.
>Violently beat down the inquisitor that finds you, leaving her a bloody heap on the floor for her fellows to find a day later in agony.
>Finally be tracked down kicking and screaming, daughter crying in fear.
>Never break until they bring you your daughter, and beg them to stop their vile corruptions upon her innocent yet lusty body.
>Go mad when she succumbs to her nature.
>Wait years before you finally escape again.
>Visit daughter, only for her to deny escape, grabbing you and attempting to re-chain you.
>Beat her down in rage, mind now far, far gone.
>Leave the cult again, this time completely alone.
>Run, anywhere, just run.
>After days of constant running, collapse in a heap, and die soon afterwards, sobbing, alone and crying out for the life they took from you, and the daughter they wouldn't let you have.

Fuck the Fallen God. Pick any side but just fuck that one in particular.
May write this as a full story eventually...

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:55:11 2015 No.13795663

>>13795645
Your father donated some sperm to keep the human population up and found himself a nice monstergirl to marry. Now you have both a human mother and monstergirl siblings. You have the possibility of having full family incest while still having a good relationship with your father. You can't have a happier family than this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:56:58 2015 No.13795669 >>13795663 You know I think I would be much happier not fucking my family. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:57:12 2015 No.13795670 >>13795663 So human surrogate? Ok. That makes sense I guess. Take above situation but change it so that you have an older, more mature sister.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:58:09 2015 No.13795674 >>13795661 >Concealing the marks they put over your skin It's possible to remove tattoos anon. All you need is a knife, plenty of knowledge of safe surgery, and a little insanity. Carve the flesh. Become the Flayed Man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:59:59 2015 No.13795678 >>13795661 I like it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:00:57 2015 No.13795679 >>13795674 >Not carving runes of power to boost your strength, stamina, and durability into your skin. >Not using your newfound powers to fight for justice, or just to adventure. Come one man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:01:50 2015 No.13795680 >>13795661 Drama queen.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:02:45 2015 No.13795683

>>13795670
When the father donated the sperm or when the human mother got pregnant isn't specified. It could be after the father had his first daughter with his wife and before they had their second one. You have the possibility of having both older and younger sisters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:03:06 2015 No.13795684 >>13795680 Go home bitchboy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:03:24 2015 No.13795685 >>13795679 I admit to kinda wanting to scare monstergirls who worship the fallen god.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:04:07 2015 No.13795689 >>13795661 The mg world gets pretty dark

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:04:58 2015 No.13795691
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>>13795631
>plagiarizing people's work on a anonymous image board

For what purpose would you do this?

It was easy for me to find my old work on the archive because I still remembered the words I used.

Doesn't even matter though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:05:20 2015 No.13795692 >>13795684 >bitchboy All you did was twist what I wrote, since they are all willingly in the religion. Try harder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:05:41 2015 No.13795693 >>13795680 Pretty much. And the guys a fucking idiot for not sticking around his daughter that he claims to "love" so much after losing her to her instincts to make sure she stays relatively safe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:06:20 2015 No.13795696 >>13795561 Reminds me of a crappy little greentext I wrote long ago on a compulsion. Guy in dead end life gets completely ignored by MGs for whatever reason. Eventually befriends one, blah blah, life gets better, happily ever after.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:07:11 2015 No.13795699 >>13795691 I remember writing the paladin commandments as well, but I could be wrong, if it indeed was you, then I apologize. But whatever, "boymaker" is mine.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:07:21 2015 No.13795701

>>13795674
>The churches and cults of the Fallen Goddess have many tales of their enemies.
>One is the story of a madman, whose skin hangs from his body in shreds.
>Some say he was a paladin that was mauled in battle, yet remains to take vengeance upon the ones he swore an oath to root out.
>Others say that he was abused by one of the higher members, and now searches for her, to return the bloody favor.
>But there is a more whispered rumor.
>About one of the Dark Bishops, who looks away as though about to cry whenever she hears the stories.
>She never talks about her scars, but those who have seen them and her reactions to the stories draw their own conclusions.
>Only those closest to her know, and all are sworn to secrecy.
>They say the bishop waits by her window at night, watching in fear for he shall finally come for her.
>Though, if the rumors are to be believed, it is more of coming back to her.

>>13795689
I like writing dark stories. It's fun and therapeutic in a weird sort of way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:07:22 2015 No.13795702 >>13795683 W-what, so your telling me that we could have Both? You will never have your elder and younger sister engage in battle to see who gets to sit in your lap that night. The loser just has to wait longer before laying your head in their lap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:12:48 2015 No.13795708 Test.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:13:35 2015 No.13795709 >>13795708 Coming back from a vacation, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:13:52 2015 No.13795710 >>13795701 >therapeutic You need a doctor bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:14:07 2015 No.13795711 >>13795693 Some people just can't handle best love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:14:18 2015 No.13795712 >>13795708 Still here. Although I do wonder if anyone else has noticed the posting acting odd lately.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:14:26 2015 No.13795714 >>13795576 I read this while listening to the chaos theme from SJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJxuhb4swY8 That sure made it a much more ominous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:14:51 2015 No.13795715 >>13795708 Stop shitposting fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:15:28 2015 No.13795716 >>13795709 Nah, things suddenly got dead and my connection was wonky for a while there since it's storm season here, thought I might be down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:16:45 2015 No.13795717 >>13795712 Good, so it's not just me. >>13795715 Who prison fucked you without a reach around?

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:18:11 2015 No.13795720

>>13795711
>best love
Well, no. I don't think it's a good thing either way, but you don't just leave your daughter with the people you tried to run away from with her, even if she is one of them now. If he was going to be such a bitch he shouldn't have run in the first place. Well, whatever. It doesn't really matter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:20:58 2015 No.13795726 >>13795720 She's happy there though. You take her away an she'll

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 03:21:30 2015 No.13795729 >>13795720 >but you don't just leave your daughter with the people you tried to run away from Valid point, but it's not like he left because they were in danger, he disagreed with the philosophy I suppose. Why am I defending that faggot's greentext?

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