what is it like to bath in an onsen /jp/?

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Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:15:57 2015 No.13792680 [Reply] [Original]

what is it like to bath in an onsen /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:24:53 2015 No.13792709 disgusting its a closed water space were thousands of people have already bathed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:35:39 2015 No.13792746 I'd be far too worried about getting a boner to enjoy myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:44:47 2015 No.13792784 like half boiling yourself alongside some nips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:14:09 2015 No.13792874 >>13792680 >>13792709

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:54:34 2015 No.13793117 Why don't we bathe together, OP?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:44:27 2015 No.13793309 >>13793117 Because you stink , you are fat and gay. Also face your mustache dude it's gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:47:04 2015 No.13793318 >>13793309 You only got the gay part right.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:58:01 2015 No.13793552

It's really comforting. Lots of onsen are said to have health beneficial properties. If you dumb it down you could say it's like a hot bath but atmosphere and maybe mineral composition of the natural hotspring make it very enjoyable.
You are expected to wash yourself before you get into the water so the water stays clean, next to the water slowly cycling.

If you get a chance to visit one, go for it. It's usually not that expensive unless it's a expensive inn with onsen in the mountains. Since most japanese homes have either no bathtub or a really tiny one, getting to a big bath is special to them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:06:07 2015 No.13794010 It's so fucking hot your blood coagulates inside your veins and the steam trying to escape from your brain causes your eyeballs to pop out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:38:25 2015 No.13794082 >>13793552 It's comforting because your red blood cells are dying

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:52:48 2015 No.13794323
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>>13792680
It's very nice, though the experience can vary depending on the type of onsen.

Some contain carbon and fizz around you.

Some contain sulfur and have an unpleasant smell.

But they're generally all good for a nice, relaxing time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:19:47 2015 No.13794405 I went to one in the US and everyone wore swim suits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:00:40 2015 No.13794697 >>13792680 Download "Rinkan Gasshuku" and experience it yourself. It's a Japanese game about bathing in onsens!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 22:47:38 2015 No.13794833 >>13792746 Trust me mte, it's impossible to get a boner surrounded by ugly tiny dicked chings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 01:38:14 2015 No.13795424 >>13794405 Did you want anything else you dirty fucking pinko nudist

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 11:10:47 2015 No.13797009 >>13794697 thank you man I nutted (released my semen)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:37:04 2015 No.13797312 >>13794323 What would happen if I go to an onsen that has little girls bathing in it and jizzed in the water?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:40:56 2015 No.13797327 There was a kid swimming breaststroke around. Yes, he did dip his head underwater.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:50:35 2015 No.13797355 >>13797327 Unf. Did you /ss/ him with your phimosis?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:45:41 2015 No.13797554 >>13797355 I don't think that's how /ss/ works

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 14:02:56 2015 No.13797617 >>13797312 I'm pretty sure you would attract microscopic sperm eating microorganisms, and that's just unsanitary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 19:40:12 2015 No.13799068 >>13797617 So the lolis wouldn't get impregnate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:25:24 2015 No.13799781 >>13797327 wtf man its a spring not a pool

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:26:21 2015 No.13799786 >>13799068 I once impregnated a loli after raping her and not pulling out in time. It was a hired slut in the Mexican rainforests though, so it's ok, it's all hush-hush there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 10:29:33 2015 No.13801605 >>13799786 pls more info, I'm sure all /jp/ regulars wanna know

"Disability-san !!aPTb8MypbuH Mon Jul 20 12:21:55 2015 No.13801891
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Got to Japan
Be part of a cultural and scholarly class for weeks
Never takes us to a bath house

All my tears when riding away on the train leaving Japan behind and the mystical bath houses.......

"Disability-san !!aPTb8MypbuH Mon Jul 20 12:25:45 2015 No.13801906

>>13792746
>>13794833
There are stories of lewd things going on between the two sexes and photo evidence when the women decide to climb down to the men's bath.

Grant it the women would need to be incited and would only come down when they see a particular man they fancy while there being really no other men down there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:55:10 2015 No.13802424 >>13801906 >photo evidence when the women decide to climb down to the men's bath. JAVs are not photo evidence, retarted tripfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 15:14:05 2015 No.13802484 File: 176 KB, 606x351, 1377032297847.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13802424 >retarted

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:40:05 2015 No.13804604 >>13802484 WHO ARE YOU QUOTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:51:08 2015 No.13804644 >>13804604 He's very obviously quoting >>13802424 . You can't even /jp/ meme properly. Get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:52:59 2015 No.13804648 >>13804644 trolled hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 00:11:51 2015 No.13804724 >>13804648 lmoa this, thank bro brofists

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:00:23 2015 No.13805131 >>13804604 >>13804644 >>13804648 >>13804724 kill urselves my frens

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:05:46 2015 No.13805162 >>13805131 You first, psh, kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:26:16 2015 No.13805255 File: 310 KB, 643x568, 1437371148236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13799786 Please more info anonymous. I really want to do this. Have you ever seen your child?

"Disability-san !!aPTb8MypbuH Tue Jul 21 02:31:25 2015 No.13805266
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>>13802424
>JAVs are not photo evidence
I never said this. I wasn't referring to degenerate JAV either. Assuming these things is the most tipster thing you can do, Fedoralord anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:47:29 2015 No.13805313 Is Disability-san's disability a mental one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:57:43 2015 No.13805346 Fill your bath with hot water. There you go. I went to a hot spring in the USA once and that's exactly what it was like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 03:30:49 2015 No.13805480 >>13805346 >in the USA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 05:26:55 2015 No.13805778 >>13801906 you said you were leaving jp?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 12:58:15 2015 No.13807021 >>13805480 Americans believe they are the world.

Anonymous Tue Jul 21 22:31:31 2015 No.13808869
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Terrifying at first but absolutely glorious. I bathed in an outdoor onsen just as the sun was setting, there was a prefect view of mount fuji and they served motherfucking nihonshu on tap where you could perch on a stone drinking it whilst still remaining in the water.

The trip to Japan was worth it for that experience alone.

Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 04:51:14 2015 No.13809873 >>13808869 >motherfucking nihonshu This sounds so fucking beta male, whatever it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 04:54:58 2015 No.13809879 >>13809873 go back to your zoo cage, monkey ooga booga

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 05:01:21 2015 No.13809893 >>13809879 fuck off whitey

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 05:04:15 2015 No.13809901 >>13809893 unga bunga

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:32:19 2015 No.13810791 >>13809873 this is funny because it was only available in the women's pool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:03:05 2015 No.13810894 >>13810791 Obviously it wasn't since this fucking fat neckbeard virgin got it too.>>13808869

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:18:29 2015 No.13810925 but what if i'm hairy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:42:52 2015 No.13810986 >>13810894 hint - not all people that browse and post on /jp/ are men

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:46:51 2015 No.13810999 >>13792709 This is why you bathe before you get into the standing water. The hot-springs water you sit in to relax is usually running water from a natural source. Plus as a rule you need to be clean before you even get in.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 11:50:36 2015 No.13811009

>>13792680
I always enjoyed them. The ones I didn't like were in heavy populated areas. The small ones in the country side were sometimes a little more rundown looking, but much quieter and pleasant. The ones that had sulfur springs had a bad egg smell to them, but you get used to it fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:17:11 2015 No.13811266 >>13810986 Nice bait, neckbeard virgo.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:26:20 2015 No.13811492

>>13811266

>>13808869 here
I lurk mostly and post very occasionally, 'outing' myself as female is unnecessary and irrelevant the vast majority of the time. As far as I know, at the particular hotel where I stayed, the nihonshu was only in the women's onsen. I was very lucky. The view from the men's onsen according to my travelling companions was just as impressive however.

For all the things I read about onsen etiquette that were really worrying me, it wasn't much of a big deal in the end. You just have to sit and clean yourself thoroughly, making sure not to splash people near you. As long as you rinse off every last bit of soapy residue you're going to be fine, even if everything you do isn't technically perfect.

I noticed many of the Japanese people 'broke' a lot of the rules I read up on anyway. I was so careful not to get my hand towel in the water for instance and folded it and put it on my head, but all the others ended up dunking theirs in the water unintentionally and it didn't seem to matter.

I don't mean to suggest that you shouldn't respect the rules or not try to adhere to them, but it really isn't the headache that all the online info can make it out to be.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Wed Jul 22 14:33:36 2015 No.13811533 >>13811492 Post pics of your naked belly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:35:13 2015 No.13811541 >>13811492 This is one of the rare times where 'outing' oneself as female seems relevant. witch toho would fuk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 15:42:56 2015 No.13811798 >>13811541 >witch toho would fuk? Yes I would a witch toho, probably Mai. Really though, it would likely be Sakuya. I'd protect Nitori like a little sister though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 17:33:49 2015 No.13812283 >naked in public with strangers of your same sex >enjoyable relaxing atmosphere what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:01:52 2015 No.13812408 >>13812283 because you're just enjoying the sensation of the warm water anon and not giving a shit about anyone's nudity or your own, that's the theory anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:03:48 2015 No.13812416 >>13812283 Are you insecure? Do you like dicks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:05:36 2015 No.13812430 >>13811492 how much hairy tight juicy jap pussies have you seen inside

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:09:00 2015 No.13812449 >>13812416 Not him but I like dicks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:28:02 2015 No.13812523 >>13812449 Are you a girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 18:52:52 2015 No.13812588 >>13808869 What was the name of the place? I'm going later this year and that sounds great.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:25:16 2015 No.13812863
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>>13812588
Hotel Green Plaza, Hakone. The food is very good too and the staff are very attentive. In my experience though, the staff seemed a little shy and flustered around foreigners. It was kinda endearing if anything but a little surprising - you would think with their location they would be quite used to foreign guests.

They give you yukatas and slippers to change into and wear going to and from the onsen, some people even wore them to dinner but it's not something I would have felt comfortable doing.

The rooms can get very expensive but it is possible to get a good deal, especially if you choose a room without a private onsen. If you like traditional rooms I'd recommend choosing the 'east meets west' or Japanese style room.

I must admit it was by far the most expensive place I stayed during my trip, especially as most of the time I went for very basic accommodation or business hotels to cut costs. I do think however that for the experience it's absolutely worth it. The time I spent at the onsen is so firmly etched in my mind, I only need to think back to get dem feels.

Pic related is the view from the men's onsen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:30:07 2015 No.13812883 >>13812408 >not giving a shit about anyone's nudity or your own this is possible only if you lived in the garden of eden until yesterday I guess >>13812416 I'm insecure about showing my dick to other guys, yes. I'm not insecure in showing it to women

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:41:53 2015 No.13812928 >>13812883 >I'm insecure about showing my dick to other guys, yes. I'm not insecure in showing it to women lmao you can't possibly sound more like a virgin if you tried

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:43:00 2015 No.13812935

>>13812883
dude the Japanese genuinely give no shits, nor do a lot of nations, some even host in the nude blind date shows that they air during the day. Ads for shower gel etc in Germany for instance show tits and man butt, it's just the norm.

>this is possible only if you lived in the garden of eden until yesterday I guess

Context, it's an onsen, nudity is normal in this environment.

>I'm insecure about showing my dick to other guys

this makes no sense, they really don't want to look at your dick, why would they? Also for what it's worth, many Japanese dudes hold a small towel over their junk anyway until they get in the pool, leave it on the side and pick it up again before they leave. You don't have to do this but if you wanted to it's not considered odd or weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 20:51:53 2015 No.13812962 >>13812283 I always rent out a private one for an hour or so so it's just myself and my husband in there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:26:09 2015 No.13813049 >>13812962 Do you fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:30:20 2015 No.13813053 >>13812962 fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:32:37 2015 No.13813056 >>13813049 In the onsen? No. >>13813053 おｋ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:33:32 2015 No.13813060 How do public baths work for newhalf, do they just have to poney up for a private onsen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:35:02 2015 No.13813062 >>13813060 That would probably be best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:35:27 2015 No.13813064 File: 240 KB, 935x720, 1410773553775.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whoa... This thread is, like, totally kimoi and kuso.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:56:02 2015 No.13813106 File: 1.70 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813056 I've fucked my jap gf in a private onsen when we went to ryokan. Here is a pic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:04:30 2015 No.13813136 >>13813106 Th-that's great, anon...

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:07:54 2015 No.13813150

I can usually find pretty good deals during the week so I traveled around a lot to go but I've never once had to share the bath. Do Japanese have specific times they use onsens or are they avoiding gaijin? I always hear girls being noisy on the other side I assume they are foreigners

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:08:40 2015 No.13813151 >>13813136 I didn't even plan it. Just touched her nipples a bit and she said she wants to suck my dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:15:38 2015 No.13813177 File: 416 KB, 500x500, 1415711515575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813106 >>13813151 Naice.. Naice....

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:17:31 2015 No.13813181 File: 39 KB, 230x230, 1409335739052.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813151 Can I have a picture of your girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:19:18 2015 No.13813184 File: 1.31 MB, 2448x3264, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813181

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:21:30 2015 No.13813191 File: 47 KB, 371x348, 1407878044718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813184 She's cute anon. Can I have a picture of your girlfriend naked and/or showing tits?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:24:35 2015 No.13813205 >>13813191 Sorry, bro. I don't take naked pics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:25:38 2015 No.13813208 File: 433 KB, 350x343, 1427572890306.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813205 ;_; Do you have any more pictures of her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:29:41 2015 No.13813216 File: 1.16 MB, 2448x3264, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813208 Sure, dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:31:19 2015 No.13813221 File: 39 KB, 525x369, corea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813216

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:35:04 2015 No.13813233 >>13813216 Has she had plastic surgery?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:36:50 2015 No.13813240 >>13813184 Are you that one with the kid who posted recently on another board?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:37:03 2015 No.13813242 >>13813233 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:38:54 2015 No.13813250 File: 106 KB, 500x500, 1409374531791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813242 You have a cute girlfriend. How does she feel about you sharing her picture with random strangers on the internet who are fapping to them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:39:30 2015 No.13813251 >>13813184 >>13813216 Looks chink...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:39:39 2015 No.13813252 >>13813240 We don't have kids, she's on a pill. I used to post on trev's board but it's an animepic circlejerk now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:40:35 2015 No.13813254 >>13813252 Okay man. I thought I saw a girl very similar to your girlfriend except for the beauty mark.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:42:00 2015 No.13813259 File: 89 KB, 1280x720, 1408949591308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13813254 >beauty mark

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:46:55 2015 No.13813277 >>13813254 she looks like that half asian who did the facial abuse scene

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:48:01 2015 No.13813282 >>13813250 It's ok, bro. I'm a grown man and don't care about those things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:56:08 2015 No.13813305 >>13813282 CUCK U C K

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 22:58:32 2015 No.13813315 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkamD8Q4s4o&list=PL8yXjIU6f5ckKIhz4WzrYR9z3rrdZu2JV

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 23:07:24 2015 No.13813349 >>13813315 >onsen >wears makeup

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:35:53 2015 No.13813685 Any gay onsen stories?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 00:36:51 2015 No.13813689 >>13799786 Anon any more info on this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 01:52:12 2015 No.13813952 >>13810999 just because you wash yourself first doesn't mean the water isn't stewing assholes and foreskins of hundreds of people

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:10:53 2015 No.13814010 >>13811492 Anon, you are so brave, almost like /jp/'s Caitlyn Jenner! You are a girl, a beautiful, beautiful girl. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise or dictate your gender based on social constructs (biology is a social construct).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:12:50 2015 No.13814015 >>13814010 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:33:16 2015 No.13814070 >>13813952 That's hot as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:43:04 2015 No.13814121 >>13813952 It's just skin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:44:45 2015 No.13814131 >>13814121 Do you enjoy basking in the rotten smegma of thousands of other people, anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:45:18 2015 No.13814136 >>13811492 i can't believe this... a girl on jaypee.... woah... WOah!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:48:20 2015 No.13814151 >>13814131 Let's assume I don't. That's the whole point of washing beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:50:56 2015 No.13814165 >>13812935 >Ads for shower gel etc in Germany for instance show tits Bull fucking shit. I've been watching German TV (Pro-7, RTL 1&2, Super RTL, and one more I can't remember) for years and I've never seen ads like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:51:41 2015 No.13814166 /jp/ - japanophilia

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:53:03 2015 No.13814172 >>13813216 >>13813184 As a Chinese person myself, I can tell that she's definitely not Japanese, but south Chinese or maybe even South East Asian.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:01:45 2015 No.13814210

>>13814151
even if you wash your asshole it's still an asshole. water is flowing past it and taking tiny shit particles with it. same goes for smegma. do you think everyone pulls their foreskin back to clear out any dick cheese before they go in? at best they're splashing some soapy water on their balls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:02:23 2015 No.13814218 >>13814151 Even if they told you to bathe yourself, you can bet that people won't peel back their foreskin just to wash the inside

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:09:03 2015 No.13814253 >>13814210 >>13814218 Should I assume you guys have never been in a public pool before?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:20:34 2015 No.13814312 >>13814218 >>13814210 Who gives a shit? It's like you don't rimjob your gf.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:23:42 2015 No.13814326 >>13814312 I rimjob your gf all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:26:44 2015 No.13814339 >>13814326 Thanks dude, our anal has never been better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:29:40 2015 No.13814349 >>13814339 feelio when you will never share an anus with a qt grill

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:39:07 2015 No.13814383 >>13813952 Thanks man, I will definitely remember not to go in a guy only onsen ever again. Only in private onsens or onsens filled with Japanese qts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:40:19 2015 No.13814387 >>13814253 pools have chlorine in them. also I saw a calculation somewhere showing that a pool at a popular water park could have up to a couple grams of shit particles floating around in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:39:05 2015 No.13814750 >>13814387 maybe in your public pools, prole loser I am a member of God's Chosen tribe so I have my own pool bigger than any you ever seen goy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:41:54 2015 No.13814757 >foreskins lol wtf, this isn't ooga booga BC you pagans. Please civilize yourselves and cut that animal shit off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:01:09 2015 No.13814795 >>13814757 >mutilating the part of the dick that gives more sexual pleasure because muh religion I pity you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:11:51 2015 No.13814822 >>13812883 >I'm insecure about showing my dick to other guys, yes. I'm not insecure in showing it to women How beta can you be? Is your dick so small you can only beat a woman's dick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:32:51 2015 No.13814882 >>13812416 >Are you insecure? Yes. I have a tiny baby dick. >>13814757 >having a mutilated penis Hahahaha kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:40:30 2015 No.13814899 >>13814882 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:49:17 2015 No.13816634 >>13814899 This guy. >>13814795

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 18:48:06 2015 No.13817298 >>13814131 >Do you enjoy basking in the rotten smegma of thousands of other people, anon? >You have to wash before getting into the onzen >LEL do you enjoy basking in smegma Never change, 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:16:18 2015 No.13817572 >>13817298 brainless idiot, read a bit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:19:43 2015 No.13817585 >>13814795 >>13814882 >tiny baby dick i heard that niggers love tiny white heathen dick unga bunga

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:22:29 2015 No.13817590 If I go to an onsen are japanese girls going to stroke my light hair and comment on how big my western udders are? 'Cause if they are, I'm booking my flight asap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:24:14 2015 No.13817597 >>13817590 >light hair haha faggot >udders lol wtf? lose some weight fatty.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 20:27:11 2015 No.13817602

>>13817585
u wot

>>13817590
I was tempted to ask >>13808869 if she got any death stares. White guys may beat japs out in dick size but even so, like 2 extra inches on average still doesn't really mean that much. White girls have like d on average, and japs a cup. I bet it really pisses them off in spas sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:18:59 2015 No.13817773 >>13817298 You think that the Japs pull their foreskin down to clean the many, many layers of smegma on their sexless dicks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:19:42 2015 No.13817775 >>13817773 I'm a westerner but I am a virgin and I make sure to clean there during my daily shower.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:23:58 2015 No.13817783

>>13817602
Are you delusional? The white neckbeard pretending to be a girl in this thread (whom you are quoting) may have had bigger tits but that doesn't matter at all. White women in Japan are almost no competition for Japanese women. Japanese women have the "kawaii" and whatnot acts that Japanese men dig down to a D. White women in comparison look like incompetent pink pigs / extremely unwomanly compared to Japanese women. Unless you look like a model or go for older rich salarymen looking for a trophy wife, you will have a very tough time finding desirable dick in Japan, as a white woman. Your best chance is social outsiders who lived in other countries / rebel against Japanese society and so on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:25:08 2015 No.13817785 >>13817775 Unf, this info is so arousing. I wanna creep up behind you while showering and give you a blowjob and lick the area under your cute pure almost shota-like foreskin. I'm >>13808869 btw

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:26:49 2015 No.13817786 >>13817783 >unwomanly don't they know that just makes them second class non-beings or do they just like the attention and the men like the sex nuke humanity

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:28:00 2015 No.13817789 >>13817786 Rephrase this post in a language that humans speak please, Martian visitor.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:31:05 2015 No.13817793

>>13817783
Even if it's just some faggot roleplaying, I actually was not asking if the whitto pig succubus could swoop down and cuck all the japs. I'm not a woman so I don't give a shit. I got stared at for blonde/white but that doesn't mean they feared my mighty sexual prowess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:31:58 2015 No.13817796 >>13817789 >>13817793 nuke

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:45:07 2015 No.13817808 >>13799786 I highly doubt its true though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:48:47 2015 No.13817823 >>13817783 >Unless you look like a model or go for older rich salarymen looking for a trophy wife, you will have a very tough time finding desirable dick in Japan, as a white woman. As a homely white woman in Japan, I find this hilariously untrue.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:53:15 2015 No.13817831

What about hairy people? I guess most of the loose hairs should come off when you're washing, but I'd still be self conscious about polluting the sacred Japanese onsen with my curly barbarian hairs. Though I suppose there's already plenty of black pubes floating around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:54:00 2015 No.13817832 >>13817823 Japanese are all CHINGA CHANGA whele da whito wymin ato. The proof is that every manga or anime character don't look asian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 21:58:16 2015 No.13817843 >>13817832 This is also untrue. What turns most Japanese guys off of white women is the brash and in-your-face personality that so many have. If you behave modestly and politely, you are considered attractive in Japan no matter what race you are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:08:38 2015 No.13817869 >>13817785 How did you know I was so young as to be shota-like? Why is the concept of good hygiene so foreign?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:11:51 2015 No.13817879 >>13817831 Maybe we could pull it off if fit. But being out of shape and hairy I bet they'd find absolutely horrid.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 22:13:27 2015 No.13817884

>>13817869
She just wants yer foreskin cells, mate. I'm told they are the secret to eternal youth. And the debate was over whether or not you should clean under your foreskin at the onsen or pool where other people can see. I say no, since you probably already cleaned it in the shower less than 24 hours ago.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:55:10 2015 No.13818411

>>13817823
As not a delusional weaboo neckbeard pretending to be a woman pretending to be in Japan, I can tell you're full of shit, kiddo.

You can literally look it up on Google. Jap men want Jap women #1, by far. Then go the exotic >GOOD LOOKING< ones. Then go other Asian women.

Nobody wants an almost 5 feet tall American uggo feminist transdyke that you wish to be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:56:46 2015 No.13818417 >>13818411 >google internet is just a 0.001% loudmouth population of a country or representation of one and its popluation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 00:59:47 2015 No.13818430 >>13818411 And you're just getting biased western opinions who think whatever degenerate part of tokyo is the reality of japan. You cant even access actual japanese web with a non-jp ip (you don't even know japanese rofl).

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:03:55 2015 No.13818445

>>13817832
>The proof is that every manga or anime character don't look asian.
Again, hilariously deluded. Japanese anime characters are based on Asians more than they're based on whites.

Traits they share with whites:
>white skin (Asians can have that too and it was considered attractive before European piggu even arrived on the coasts of Nagasaki)
>large eyes (Asians can have that too and often get that through surgery, just like White people can have narrow eyes - i.e. Otm Cruise and Clinkz Eastwood).

Traits that whites mistake for theirs:
>non black color (the anime characters have all kinds of hair colors that humans don't have, even when the color is yellowish it rarely reflects white people blonde hair - when they have that, then they're usually foreigners)

Traits that they share with Asians:
>small noses
>petite features
>face looks flat, not like some bird
>no chin
>tight pink pussy over big inside out white pig pussy
>tight boy butt instead of My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.

Before you ask who I am quoting, I am quoting a smart book on the subject.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:07:10 2015 No.13818456

>>13818417
>internet is just a 0.001% loudmouth population
Hmmm ok mate, so you, SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET, are telling us to trust you that you're
a WOMAN & live IN JAPAN & are somehow considered attractive despite describing as UGLY
& that despite all that Jap men line up to hit on that Western monkey pussy (because we know - them Jap guys, they are so overconfident, hahahaa!).

VERSUS

HUNDREDS OF WOMEN, many of whom have their vagooner confirmed, who have been to Japan and who complained about Japanese men not being interested in them / feeling intimated by them (hell even Japanese men who lived in the West).

HMMMMMMMMmmmmm

who

are we gonna trust

I personnely think this anon has some relly good points, he probably has the truths all over

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:10:10 2015 No.13818464 File: 1.83 MB, 1747x1183, ArnoBrekerDiePartei.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13818445 >calling a Greek god a bird you nips truly are deluded. oh wait, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS FLAT FACES? NIGGERS AND APES.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:11:26 2015 No.13818469 >>13818464 no they don't, NIG AND APE SHARE WHITE PERSON FACE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:11:43 2015 No.13818471 Please just calm down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:12:34 2015 No.13818473 File: 95 KB, 531x713, csspray.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the fuck does a Greek god have to do with a fucking onsen? Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:13:54 2015 No.13818478 >>13818473 he has to PAY DEBNTS because he is a lazy brown good for nothing

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:14:03 2015 No.13818479

>>13818456
>mate
fuck off aussie cunt

i'm not that other person you chimp lover

>hundreds
and even then, what hundreds
oh well, you may have cute japanese girls all over you (because you're exotic rofl) but your body is still fucking disgusting and they are gonna drop you for some cute jp boy when you turn 40

and jp people aren't even monogamous so i hope you get used to her and her big black "friends"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:15:10 2015 No.13818485 KILL ALL WHITEYS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:16:22 2015 No.13818487 >>13818473 onsens are disgusting and greek gods are beautiful think of greek gods being being the male form of touhou

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:16:29 2015 No.13818489 >>13818478 What? Fuck off, crossie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:17:40 2015 No.13818495 >>13818489 I care only for truth and not your political bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:19:05 2015 No.13818502 >>13818487 Because both aren't real? >>13818495 Economics are tied to politics, retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:20:38 2015 No.13818505 >>13818502 The economics of you being a retard?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:21:29 2015 No.13818507 >>13818505 u has to PAY DEBNTS because u is a lazy brown good for nothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:22:30 2015 No.13818514 >>13818507 ooga booga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:25:41 2015 No.13818518 >>13818514 fuck off nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:26:38 2015 No.13818521 >>13818518 unga bunga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:27:03 2015 No.13818522 >>13818521 ooga booga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:29:08 2015 No.13818526 >>13818522 WERE ALL DA YELLOW WIMMIN AT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:30:00 2015 No.13818527 >>13818526 ooga booga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 01:37:51 2015 No.13818551 File: 56 KB, 499x485, 1435714327232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:00:05 2015 No.13818797 good thread everyone

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:07:45 2015 No.13818829

>>13818456
Jesus, calm your tits, man. That wasn't even me - not that I disagree with him.

I don't know why you wouldn't trust me because I'm someone on the internet, but you're willing to trust "hundreds of women" who have claimed to have trouble finding a boyfriend in Japan - on the internet.

Yes, I'm unattractive and/or downright weird-looking in my home country, but thanks to cultural differences and varying beauty preferences, I'm considered at least somewhat attractive here.

And anyway, did you not read my post >>13817843 ? A large factor in finding a woman attractive in Japan (in general) is modesty and a demure demeanor. If these "hundreds of women" are the type to whine and complain about not getting any action, do you think they'd fit this attractive personality?

Not really sure why you're getting so heated over this as it has literally nothing to do with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:13:38 2015 No.13818847 >>13818829 What makes jp males attractive to jp females?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:18:58 2015 No.13818870 >>13818847 Based on this thread? Not much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:24:06 2015 No.13818900 >>13818870 >jp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:26:44 2015 No.13818919 >>13818900 Oh, "jp" as in Japanese? Usually, willingness to take the lead in the relationship is seen as an attractive trait in men.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:29:46 2015 No.13818925 >>13818919 >being this stereotypical

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:31:12 2015 No.13818929 >>13818925 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:46:47 2015 No.13818987 >>13818925 I don't know what you want from me. You asked me a question and I answered to the best of my knowledge.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:47:52 2015 No.13818991

>>13818829
>Jesus, calm your tits, man. That wasn't even me - not that I disagree with him.
Then why do you even bother saying it wasn't you?

You are clearly a deluded white neckbeard permavirgin pretending to be a 5/10 "girl" on the Internet and yet you can't even get your basic facts straight - if you were a white woman, you would agree with everything I said, because that's how a 5/10 white Femidyke is going to be treated in Japan.

I am not even going to bother reading the rest of the deluded shit you posted to keep your bait up.

>>13818925
WHAT WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM A FUCKING NO LIFE NEET PERMAVIRGIN NECKBEARD? THAT HE UNDERSTANDS WHAT WOMEN LIKE IN MEN? TOP KIKS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 03:55:34 2015 No.13819011 >>13818991 Um...you are triggering me by denying me the gender that I chose to identify as on this 4chan board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:01:30 2015 No.13819033 this thread is so shit i feel like reading it would make me dumber also white female expats like to complain about how the dating scene sucks dick i read it on the internet so it must be true

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:03:19 2015 No.13819038 >>13819033 I am an actual homely white girl and I can tell you that Japanese men begged for my transpussy. Believe me please. Listen and believe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:07:34 2015 No.13819047 >>13818991 The delusion is palpable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:08:40 2015 No.13819050 This thread is the premier reason you don't trust shit you read on da interwebs.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:10:07 2015 No.13819053

>>13819047
Yes, it is. You are mentally ill so anyone with half a working brain can tell you're just bullshitting us by pretending to be a woman and then telling us all of this deluded bullshit that doesn't match up with reality.

>>13819050
You can trust stuff on the internet that has been verified by multiple independent sources. You can't trust some random anonymous shitposter telling you that he became a woman as soon as he set foot on Japan and then he was treated like a Goddess. I bet he dreams about becoming Bruce Jenner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:10:56 2015 No.13819055 >>13819053 >You can trust stuff on the internet that has been verified by multiple independent sources. It's not like you can go out and verify each of these sources, mang.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:11:50 2015 No.13819058 >>13819055 Oh so you're telling me that it's a conspiracy by the evil Japan haters then, ok, Bruce-wannabe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:13:15 2015 No.13819062 >>13819058 No, I don't mean that. I'm just going to shut up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:14:50 2015 No.13819067 >>13819062 Good. Sick of y'all trannies trying to ruin good ol' Christian 'merica.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:31:35 2015 No.13819117 You goddamn kids have shat all over the floor with your ruckus. And meido is on vaction Goddamnit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:46:22 2015 No.13819176 >>13819047 >palpable Are you a papist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:47:35 2015 No.13819179 >japanesewifetonguingtheanusofherjapanesehusband.jpg

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:48:19 2015 No.13819181

>>13819067
Are you really so thick that you don't realize you've been talking to multiple people, one of whom was an obvious troll (>>13819011 >>13819038)?

Why are you even so invested in your notion that white girls are undesired pigs in Japan? Did you go to Japan and get called デブ or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:49:09 2015 No.13819182 >>13819179 is in fact based on a video i saw on redtube just search for japanese wife amateur and you'll find it oh, had "unfaithful" in the title i think

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:50:17 2015 No.13819185 >>13819176 No, but I am a child rapist.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:50:42 2015 No.13819187
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>>13817775
You probably don't live in America. You have to understand the Americans. First of all, they live in a Jewish/Muslim country. Secondly, they have much lower standards on hygiene than, say, Japan or Poland. It's basically one huge desert witth a lack of water - you should have heard about California running out of water. So you see they do have to mutilate their dicks. They can't clean them, and don't do it (they believe it's clean anyway). An American man, living in a country that is very proud of its anti-male feminist, gay and transgender sissy culture (a pseudo-culture invented as there is no other there) is very happy about his kaputt dick that lacks ~40% of the sensible nerves of a normal dick and watches cuckold porn all day long. In the typical desert god fashion, infidels are deemed unclean and have to be killed. The real reason for this is dick envy, hard coded into the male brain and acitivated by the mutilation. All war crimes are attempts to make up for the beta dick.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:52:01 2015 No.13819190

>>13819181
>Why are you even so invested in your notion that white girls are undesired pigs in Japan?
I don't care about white girls being undesired pigs in Japan.

I only care about the truth.

And it happens to be the objective truth that White women in Japan are undesirable pigus most of the time. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not true.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:53:13 2015 No.13819193 >>13819187 What's the difference between what you do and what a rapist does?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:53:25 2015 No.13819194 >>13819187 >or Poland. KURWA JACZEK nie pisać gówno na 4chane

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:53:58 2015 No.13819195 >>13819190 >I only care about the truth. Obviously not. You only care about your own opinion. I suggest you try reading >>13818829 again. >pigus Stop.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 04:57:09 2015 No.13819200

>>13819195
>Obviously not. You only care about your own opinion. I suggest you try reading lies again.

Are you retarded? You are the most desperate shitposter I've ever encounter in my life. From the start your bait was obvious, 2/10 at best, and yet you keep clinging to the hope that someone here actually believes that you're a woman or that you've actually been in Japan.

Fucking neckbeard trash. You are a waste of your father's semen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:00:32 2015 No.13819207 File: 61 KB, 1024x1024, CIkmc-uUEAAnXOD.jpg:large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819194 ooga booga i'm a snownigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:09:04 2015 No.13819233 >>13819207 >literally posting someone's Twitter pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:18:40 2015 No.13819258 File: 97 KB, 666x545, sdgfsgmn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819200

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:20:32 2015 No.13819263 >>13819258 London?

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:23:43 2015 No.13819271

>>13819258
>I chose the female gender when I filled out my residence card, that means I am a woman!!

Fuck off Bruce. It's probably someone else's anyway. A real woman would have posted her tits already. Posting some residence card shows two things:
a) that you have something to hide (other than your penis)
b) that you have carefully thought your bait tru
and
c) you're coldly and logically thinking about it as a male would (which is still weird considering that you're an SJW). A real woman would be driven by her emotions and ovaries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:29:03 2015 No.13819286 >>13819258 Why would you marry a jap, lmao? They have smallest dicks in the world. Wanna cuck him? I live in Tokyo.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:29:46 2015 No.13819289

>>13819271
>A real woman would have posted her tits already.
Firstly, this is a SFW board, nitwit. Secondly, I'm not a whore. I've posted before that Japanese men find modesty attractive, hence why the white women who can't get any attention from Japanese men are the same ones whining on the internet about it.

It's not up to me to prove my gender to you. It's just very unfortunate that you're so completely deluded that you refuse to believe that what you think could even possibly be wrong.

>>13819286
Because I love him. He is my first and only romantic partner and that's how I like it. Go be a manwhore somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:30:02 2015 No.13819290 >>13819271 wat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:31:18 2015 No.13819295 Please just calm down. It's daijobu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:33:13 2015 No.13819300 >>13819289 >romantic partner What about sexual partners? A manlet japcuck's microdick can't even satisfy you, sweetie. You know you want dat juicy white cock ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:35:56 2015 No.13819303 >>13819289 post your wrists, those are a sure tell and perfectly SFW

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:37:39 2015 No.13819307

>>13819289
>Firstly, this is a SFW board, nitwit.
It's a metaphor you autistic neckbeard. A woman would post something that actually proves xhi is a woman. Only a calculating little neckbeard tiny dicked white virgin would be devious enough to post some document instead - literally nothing proves the document is yours.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:41:24 2015 No.13819313

>>13819300
Absolutely disgusting.

>>13819303
How in the world are wrists "sure tell"?

>>13819307
>A woman would post something that actually proves xhi is a woman.
And I did. It's not my fault you still doubt it. People don't just leave their residency cards lying around, you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:44:26 2015 No.13819319 >>13819313 Female body and male body have different wrists.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:45:56 2015 No.13819321

>>13819313
>And I did. It's not my fault you still doubt it
You didn't. You could have stolen it from some poor woman.

>>13819319
This is true. If you post your entire hand (fingers) + wrist that's enough. Of course, we both know his hand is gonna be a hairy white neckbeard hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:46:07 2015 No.13819322 Get dem titties out already, you fucking sloot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:46:27 2015 No.13819323 man this thread is a horrible mess

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:47:17 2015 No.13819325 >>13819323 Nah, it's pretty interesting, especially if tittays are involved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:47:23 2015 No.13819326 >>13819313 men's wrists and women's wrists are generally distinguishable

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:48:48 2015 No.13819329 >>13819322 >>13819325 Just because I identify as a woman doesn't mean I have to have "titties".

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:49:10 2015 No.13819330 At least this thread proves /jp/ isn't a bunch of weak-willed spergs like /lit/ in that copypasta. We know how to handle bitches. Keep it up /jp/sies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:50:10 2015 No.13819332 >>13819330 "feed them intention indefinitely" is usually a bad strategy particularly when this particular bitch is trolling for responses more than anything else

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:50:13 2015 No.13819334 >>13819329 Would be pretty weird for a human to not have titties. Pls post ur boytits

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:51:13 2015 No.13819336 >>13819332 Eh, it's pretty harmless. And we might get an actual wrist to fap to afterwards!!! Though, this does sorta bad, like it's internet NTR.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:52:14 2015 No.13819337 >>13819336 >Though, this does feel sorta bad*

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:52:15 2015 No.13819338 STOP ASKING FOR MY WRISTS AND TITS NOT ALL WOMEN HAVE WRISTS AND TITS YOU FUCKING CISHETFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:52:48 2015 No.13819339 >>13819336 i was asking in good faith, if i really wanted to fap i'd have asked for an ankle

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:52:48 2015 No.13819340 File: 8 KB, 130x215, i320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819319 >>13819326 Really? Because that sounds like some kind of excuse for your weird wrist fetish. Have a test. How about this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:53:14 2015 No.13819342 >>13819338 I bet you have a cute boipussy. But you ain't 2D so guess not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:54:26 2015 No.13819347 >>13819340 That's ultra thin and not really sexy. I'm unable to tell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:55:19 2015 No.13819348 >>13819340 timestamp please you already have the paper for it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:55:33 2015 No.13819350 File: 17 KB, 130x215, yep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819340 Yep. Male. Only surprising thing is that you're a white skeleton permavirgin, not an obese neckbeard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:56:13 2015 No.13819352 The internet bitch is a cute trap???!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:56:21 2015 No.13819354 >>13819340 >130x215 lelling hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:56:34 2015 No.13819355 >>13819340 Also, you didn't post your fingers because you know that would make it turbo fucking obvious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:58:03 2015 No.13819358 >>13819352 Just because he pretends to be a woman doesn't mean he's cute or a trap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 05:59:38 2015 No.13819363 >>13819358 A skelly trap then.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:00:23 2015 No.13819365
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>>13819350
females do get the outside protrusion, i found one on the internet (and have no real reason to doubt that some guy would be lying about his fiance's wristwatch on a watch forum in 2009)

haven't seen the bottom one prominently but all the wrists i can find are either covered by watches or veins up

the internet is so hard

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:00:35 2015 No.13819366
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>>13819347
>>13819348
>>13819350
>>13819354
>>13819355
Dudes, I said it was a test. That's not me.

http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q14103376599

Try this one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:01:12 2015 No.13819368 >>13819365 That's a cute trap hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:02:12 2015 No.13819372 >>13819366 That's too fucking ugly. Sorry.

>>	I am quoting the picture Fri Jul 24 06:03:00 2015 No.13819375 >>13819366 >Middle finger larger than index finger SEE? I FUCKING CALLED IT >>13819350 >>13819366 No one cares anymore, you fucking male desperate loser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:04:41 2015 No.13819377 >>13819338 This. STOP HARASSING HER

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:06:50 2015 No.13819381 File: 249 KB, 646x480, dvc00476[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819372 Well it was a woman's hand. http://iphone-diary.typepad.jp/blog/mac_2/ >>13819375 I'm constantly amazed at your lack of reading abilities.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:07:21 2015 No.13819384 File: 12 KB, 154x134, teacup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guess the hand

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:09:01 2015 No.13819387 >>13819381 >Well it was a woman's hand. Yes it was, and it would be blatantly obvious if you posted the fingers AND the wrist. You fucking pathetic neckbeard loser trash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:10:15 2015 No.13819390 is this the wrist thread now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:10:26 2015 No.13819391 File: 26 KB, 237x132, bf20268c71eaa2519f55d8e9bbe71388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819387 The man said he could tell a male wrist from a female wrist. I was just seeing if it were true. Obviously it's not. Last test.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:19:24 2015 No.13819401 >>13819384 probably female (also ninety percent of drawn art out there is female, don't kid yourself) >>13819391 probably male

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:20:42 2015 No.13819404 File: 49 KB, 480x640, 765dfe08e647f61a452c684655f096fb[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819401 It was female. Nice try, but I don't see how posting my wrist would prove anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:22:11 2015 No.13819407 >>13819404 fucker has an awfully bony wrist

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:23:43 2015 No.13819412 File: 296 KB, 640x640, Kongou_tea_time1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819401 hold on i'll get a really manly wrist next time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:24:04 2015 No.13819413 >>13819407 Wrists come in all shapes and sizes regardless of gender, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:28:29 2015 No.13819420 >>13819413 there are all kinds of people out there but some of them belong in freak shows

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:40:03 2015 No.13819444

>>13819391
>Obviously it's not.
Obviously it's not because I was correctly able to tell that the fist one was male and the second was female, kek.

>>13819404
Again, you pathetic worm trying to sliver out of the way. >>13819391 Was obvious female since it didn't have the lumps I pointed out here >>13819350. Just because this guy >>13819401 (who is probably you) didn't get it correct doesn't mean we won't get it correct.

Also it is impossible to make a mistake if you would actually post wrists + fingers (WHICH BY THE WAY, THE IMAGES YOU ARE STEALING FROM ARE DOING - you are CROPPING THE FINGERS OUT ON PURPOSE).

But hey, you wanna be a desperate neckbeard trying to convince us you have a femme penis, go ahead, you little pathetic shit.

If I met you IRL I'd beat your loser male skull to a pulp and then rest my hairy ballsack in your spilled brains. I wonder if you even have any, transtrash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:45:46 2015 No.13819458 >Visiting Monk Onsen in Mt.Koya >tfw I'll be surround by bald men in a water that has had hundreds of people before me without it being cleaned How do I not become a male semen demon on that spot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:48:51 2015 No.13819468 >>13819458 Do what >>13808869 did in his dream and become a woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 06:54:03 2015 No.13819477 >>13819458 Make sure you walk through the graveyard at night. I regret only spending one night there.

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autism

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 07:30:32 2015 No.13819544 File: 264 KB, 900x675, watch_out_guys_by_theacornmusicplayer-d4x40mu[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13819444

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:31:02 2015 No.13819809 >>13819544 Watch out girls, we have a whiteknight Beta mangina respectful nodder here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:37:52 2015 No.13819821 >public bath >good

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:38:28 2015 No.13819823 >>13819809 >magina babby just learned a new word

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:39:42 2015 No.13819828 >>13819821 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:47:58 2015 No.13819850 >>13819823 First of all, who are you quoting? Second of all, I didn't learn a new word I just read what you have written on your official McDonalds burger flipper "Hi I am..." card.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 09:54:28 2015 No.13819864 >>13819850 >denying the reality of female superiority lol males kill themselves females do whatever they want

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 10:48:46 2015 No.13820001 File: 102 KB, 1000x1060, oppai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what are y'all saying about my bearded neck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:30:33 2015 No.13820113 >>13820001 Worst timestamp shop I've seen in my entire life, holy shit. Learn how to use the cut and select tool without blurring the shit out of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:35:17 2015 No.13820120 File: 26 KB, 216x190, 1437656030232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820001

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:35:50 2015 No.13820123 >>13820113 wow look at this expert timestamp inspector

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:37:59 2015 No.13820126 File: 54 KB, 465x331, 50986457_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wow. there are a lot of shit threads on the jay right now, but this one takes the cake!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:38:12 2015 No.13820127 >>13820120 never going then, I want to keep my delusions intact

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:39:10 2015 No.13820128 >>13820123 Mad because you got told kiddo. I've been shopping timestamps pretending I am a girl since I was 14 and founded 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:40:44 2015 No.13820131 >>13820001 You're probably not even the neckbeard who was pretending to be a woman earlier in this thread. He would at least (I hope) know that even a white pig woman would be taught by her Japanese husband not wear slut outfits like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:42:16 2015 No.13820136 File: 141 KB, 1500x1125, oppai2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820128

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:44:26 2015 No.13820143 >>13820136 FUCKING FINALLY TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH >middle finger longer than index finger = END OF LINE = YOU OUTED YOURSELF AS A MALE SHITPOSTER, CONGRATULATIONS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:48:06 2015 No.13820153 File: 147 KB, 1500x1125, oppai3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820143 I thought that was how fingers worked

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:54:23 2015 No.13820166 >>13820153 I just joined the thread. How did this go from "what does it feel like to bathe in an onsen?" to some bitch attentionwhoring?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:54:25 2015 No.13820167 getting in on the wrong side of the onsen

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:55:38 2015 No.13820169 >>13820166 because it's easy and fun to make /jp/ mad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 11:58:24 2015 No.13820181 >>13820153 FOR YOU

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:02:23 2015 No.13820188 >>13820166 I dunno, but let's talk about onsens again. Has anyone actually been asked to leave because of a tattoo? What if you're like a sissy white boy who got a dragon tattoo down his arm to look "hard"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:03:55 2015 No.13820192 >>13820188 I know lots of places don't really give a shit about tiny tattoos, and some places are getting rid of the tattoo rule altogether.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:10:05 2015 No.13820214 >>13820188 >What if you're like a sissy white boy >who got a dragon tattoo down his arm to look "hard" Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 12:28:10 2015 No.13820279 File: 129 KB, 1280x720, 1436386175166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13820214 wut I used to work with a literal faggot that had a dragon tat. Laff'd my ass off when he came to work with it.

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I think it's kinda cute, actually.

Cute boys trying to act "tough" and "manly" is cute in its own right. Like masculine, tough girls trying to act "feminine"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:09:49 2015 No.13820367 >>13820327 No it isn't. Don't delude yourself loser male. Outside of anime fetishes, no real woman finds pathetic men who can't protect them attractive. Next thing you're going to try to convince me that women find manlets attractive.

Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:14:38 2015 No.13820379
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sure is summer here

get your escort bitch out of here you fucking normie.

If you're truly a bigboobed f/jp/sie then please, do us the favour of leaving regardless. Teasing is just mean and this is the nobully board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:17:13 2015 No.13820395 >>13820367 lol your BBC insecurity is showing. you know that any black man could easily take your gf and there is nothing you can do about it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:18:10 2015 No.13820398 >>13820395 I AM the black man who takes gfs (not your gfs since you losers got none)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:20:22 2015 No.13820406 >>13820398 shut up nigger, you speak when you're told to, nigger. Go eat a watermelon, you dirty smelly shitskin ape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:21:40 2015 No.13820413 >>13820406 unga unga punches whitey in head puts it in his boypoosy I am a booty warrior

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:23:48 2015 No.13820416 >>13820413 >gets shot hahahahaha nigger time to hunt some black wabbits

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:26:02 2015 No.13820425 >>13820416 psh uses his sharingan to dodge the bullet copies the ninjutsu and shoots whitey

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:27:14 2015 No.13820428 >>13820425 >muh naruto

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:30:03 2015 No.13820438 File: 841 KB, 1536x2048, CIMG0861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is pure cancer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:33:37 2015 No.13820445 >>13820438 Finally you posted your real photo here. ( >>13808869 you )

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:40:29 2015 No.13820459 >>13820438 >not waxing that shit kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:45:43 2015 No.13820469 >>13820459 Women like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 14:51:49 2015 No.13820674 >>13820469 Actual woman here. No we don't. I can tell you never even had sex with a girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 16:56:38 2015 No.13821125 File: 3.01 MB, 1493x1725, 1414637149832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Moderation is dead, /jp/ is dead. I hate you thread derailing autists so much, drop dead easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:11:40 2015 No.13821343 >>13821125 I will find you and kill you for telling me this, /jp/ autist. I am a strong and mighty transwoman. I could easily beat you to death with the weight of my femme testicles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 19:07:39 2015 No.13821608 Any jpsies currently in Tokyo willing to go in an onsen with me? I'm a guy btw. We can go after Comiket if you want.

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