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Ayxzect! You must defeat the monstergirls with the power of perversion!

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>> No.13839784

Ushi-Onis and Manticores a best, first confirms.

>> No.13839788

>>13839778
First for dead siblings creating new limbs out of ectoplasm to replace what you've lost.

>> No.13839792

Is it wrong to want to punt a Cait Sith like a shitty football?

>> No.13839793

>>13839784
I can agree with this.

>> No.13839794
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13839794

Crow love!

>> No.13839795

>>13839784
So if a manticore wants to fit in with society how would she go about hiding the tailpussy? Would there be special panties for it or what?

>> No.13839798

>>13839770
Jokes on you, I like the Nightmare as a whole.

>> No.13839800

>>13839784
>being wrong
What a great start...

>> No.13839801
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>>13839784
Anon it's not nice to tell lies.

Kuudere bug is the best.

>> No.13839804

>>13839794
How does she operate that bag?

>> No.13839805

>>13839788
Sudoku. Now.

>> No.13839808

>>13839784
Fuzzy spiders are great, but not the other cunt.

>> No.13839809

>>13839800
>>13839801
>Starting a Waifu war
Can we not anon?
That's not until sunday.

>> No.13839811

>>13839794
I want to have loving seated anal with her cloaca while she wraps her fingers around me.

>> No.13839812

>>13839794
Crows were proven to be the best in the poll. We were always right.

>> No.13839813

>>13839795
The way I understand it, only the inside of the tailpussy is the lewd bit. So to avoid lewdness, she'd just have to keep her tail closed.

>> No.13839814

>>13839805
Why? Don't you see the potential for heartwarming in this? You think I'm mad?

>> No.13839815

>>13839804
Something about mono or mana or something like that.

>> No.13839818

>>13839809
>implying waifu wars ever stop

>> No.13839819

>>13839808
I bet some Manticores are really nice deep down.
>>13839813
Makes sense.

>> No.13839825
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13839825

Give her the B

>> No.13839826

>>13839825
I'll give her the B.

With BOTH HANDS!

>> No.13839828

>>13839809
He started it.

>> No.13839830

>>13839826
That's the way!

>> No.13839831

>>13839809
Hey! We didn't one have last sunday!

>> No.13839832

>Deredere succuvirus.
>Photoshops herself into all pictures that have you in them.
>Wake up to find love letters written in notepad.
>One day she orders an onahole with a usb interface.

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>>13839818
I'm just asking if we can hold it until I'm actually having waifus fight to the death on sunday.
Except Jinko, Jinko doesn't deserve to go through that again.

>> No.13839835

>>13839819
The problem with a closed tailpussy is that if she's turned on, imagine all the tailpussy fluids that would build up. As soon as she opens it, you've got a goddamn mess all over the floor.

>> No.13839837

>>13839833
Yes she does.

>> No.13839839

>>13839835
I assume they excuse themselves and "release" in he bathroom.

>> No.13839840

>>13839831
I do it every other Sunday.
>>13839837
>Implying Jinko deserved anything she went through in Waifu War II
No. Never again.

>> No.13839842

>>13839832

She ordered that with my money I bet.

>> No.13839845

>>13839833
>>13839840
What happened to her?

>> No.13839849

>>13839819
>I bet some Manticores are really nice deep down.
Doubtful. And even if it were true, it means she is a shitty tsundere. Do you really want something comparable to the worst type of character?

>>13839832
I'd be a little scared of a Succuvirus. Or if my computer came alive because of how I take care of it. Please no.

>> No.13839852

>>13839832
>Wake up to find love letters written in notepad
Okay that's actually pretty cute.
What would she write though?

>> No.13839855

>>13839842
She spent a month of idle processing time mining bit coins to pay for it.

>> No.13839858

>>13839845
We don't talk about it.

>> No.13839860

>New Overlord

hype

>> No.13839861

>>13839860
You're a couple hours late there matey.

>> No.13839862

>>13839849
>Doubtful. And even if it were true, it means she is a shitty tsundere. Do you really want something comparable to the worst type of character?

Have you ever met a Manticore anon?

>> No.13839864

>>13839855

Wait, just how much did this onahole cost her?

>> No.13839867

>>13839845
Suffering. Suffering happened to Jinko.
Here's the thread number if you want to see the events of the first and second waifu wars.
13757601

>> No.13839870

>>13839867
I'll pass. I'm going to miss the next one, too.

>> No.13839876

>>13839864
There's no expense too great for her beloved user.

>> No.13839878

>>13839833
Are the original hunger games movies as fun as this thing was?

>> No.13839881

>>13839878
No, they're Twilight-tier, and I base this entirely on the trailers.
Just go with Battle Royale.

>> No.13839882

>>13839878
Not really. They're not bad, but nothing as goofy as Pharaoh constantly tripping over herself happens.

>> No.13839886

>>13839881
>base this entirely on the trailers.
I watched the first movie and trust me, the romantic bits are barely even there. The romance between the main characters is even flat out faked in universe.
It's kids killing other kids for the amusement of a bunch of rich sick fucks who don't seem to get that they're sick fucks.

>> No.13839887

>>13839876

Well that's quite dedicated of her.

But what does a Succuvirus do when the computers' off due to it being shut down from not having the electric bill paid or something?

>> No.13839888 [DELETED] 

let's raid this faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpV_2QO7eVc

>> No.13839889

>>13839886
I'm still going to pass on it and keep being a hipster with my obscure Japanese novel.

>> No.13839892

>>13839881
Oh, I've already read battle royale some years ago, but I have yet to watch the movie.
>>13839882
Thought so.

>> No.13839895 [DELETED] 

>>13839888
>Raid
Fuck you, we're not your army.
Why the fucks should we anyway?

>> No.13839896

Which monster girls would give the best footjobs?

>> No.13839897 [DELETED] 

>>13839895
Nigga don't reply.

>> No.13839898

>>13839887
She has her head in the clouds.
>>13839888
/mgt/ is not your personal army.

>> No.13839899
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>>13839896
Lamias and Harpies.

>> No.13839900

>>13839892
The movie isn't anything special, but the manga is pretty great. It hypes up Kiriyama so much.

>> No.13839903

>>13839878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hp_xsUg9ws
According to this, movies are shit and books might be not that good.

>> No.13839904

>>13839899
nice meme, upboated

>> No.13839905

>>13839898

>Get a new computer entirely
>She's there again before you have a chance to install your old stuff again.
>Especially that angel antivirus that was in the way much to her delight.

>> No.13839906

>>13839896
Mandragoras and their tentafeet

>> No.13839908

>>13839896
Dark Elves and Vampires are probably the only ones that would.

>> No.13839910
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>> No.13839913

>>13839910
Rape, now in five flavors!

>> No.13839914

>>13839896
Succubi and vampires. Both of them are dominant and elegant.

>> No.13839917

>>13839910
So does this mean that Suu's going to turn green when she absorbs all that poison later?
Also, Pink Slime lewds when?

>> No.13839918

>>13839910
>Slime and Pink Slime are waifus
>Red Slime, Green Slime and Black Slime will kill you
wow great job

>> No.13839919

>>13839896
What monster girl would give the best assjobs?

>> No.13839923

>>13839910
So we have genki, tsundere, (lazy?), ara ara, and mayadere

>> No.13839924

>>13839917
My guess is she won't because that chart kind of implies that the green slimes are exposed to poison in their environments constantly for all their lives, and Suu was only exposed to poison that one time.

>> No.13839925

>>13839896
Dragons.
Fight me.

>> No.13839926

>>13839917
>spoiler
When "that" game comes out, probably.

>> No.13839927

>>13839904
Are you saying you don't want snake tail or talons on your john thomas?

>> No.13839929

>>13839899
>>13839906
>>13839925
Meme choices
>>13839908
>>13839914
Boring choices

>> No.13839930

>>13839926
That?

>> No.13839931
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>>13839896
Semi-relevant.

>> No.13839932

>>13839929
Adding meme to something isn't going to validate your shit taste.

>> No.13839933

>>13839929
How are mandragoras a meme?

How often do they even get mentioned in this thread?

>> No.13839934

>>13839929
Hot opinion.

>> No.13839938

>>13839931
Funny, I capped that post too.

>> No.13839939

>>13839933
>mandragoras
wait KC made a new girl?

>> No.13839940

>>13839930
Yeah, "that". The EMG kancolle style game.

>> No.13839941

>>13839918
Well, when Suu spat poison that one time all it did was temporary paralysis. Maybe that's what Green Slimes do too?

>> No.13839943

>>13839939
No they're just forgotten.

>> No.13839944

>>13839940
Ah, that! Yes. I knew about that.

>> No.13839945

>>13839939

Nope. they've been around awhile.

>> No.13839946

>>13839933
Responding to "who would do the best X" with girls that can't do X is basically a meme.

>> No.13839947

>>13839943
That was my point.

>> No.13839950

>>13839941
Well, imagine what would happen if you stuck your dick inside that.

>> No.13839951

>>13839946
>can't do
What are you on about? Even the footless can do footjobs in MGE-land.

>> No.13839952

>>13839944
Yeah, well these slimes >>13839910 will be in that game. I think.

>> No.13839954

>>13839952
An exciting development.

>> No.13839955
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13839955

>>13839896
The best.

>> No.13839958

>>13839910
>a Black Slime will never yell "FUCK YOU" after you ask how her day was

>> No.13839959

>>13839952
Nigga I ain't playing that shit until we have vampires.

>> No.13839961

>>13839958
But anon! Nobody knows her pain.

>> No.13839963

Alright everybody, what are your top five monster girls anyways?
In no particular order, mine are:
>Ushi-Oni
>Manticore
>Kraken
>Arachne
>Jinko

>> No.13839964

>>13839955
Is it bad that her strong, fluffy arms and legs turn me on?

>> No.13839966

>>13839963
This again?

Dragon, Arachnid, Alp, Dark Elf, Mindflayer. The last one is new in the top-five.

>> No.13839967

>>13839958
>she storms into her room and slams the door
>you hear linkin park blaring from her bedroom

>> No.13839968

>>13839964
YeNo.

>> No.13839969

>>13839961
Noboooody knows the trouble I've seen.
Noboooody knows my sorrow.

>> No.13839970

>>13839964
Nope, her claws are retractable too.

>> No.13839971

>>13839963
Ushi-oni
Anubis
Werebat
Dormouse
Pharaoh

>> No.13839972

>>13839963
In no particular order
>Mantis
>Lich
>Kunoichi
>Kraken
>Mindflayer

>> No.13839973

I want to court a Manticore chivalrously.

>> No.13839974

>>13839963
>Crow Tengu
>Lich
>Amazon/ Strong Girls
>Lamias
>Monoeyes

>> No.13839976

>>13839963
>Kikimora
>Hellhound
>Mouse
>Holst
>Shirohebi

Top 10 because there are too many to leave out
>Ryu
>Slime
>Fairy
>Harpy
>Living Doll

>> No.13839977

>>13839963
Hellhound, Oni, Kakuen, Cheshire cat, Manticore.

>> No.13839981

>>13839970
To make cuddling safer, I assume?

>> No.13839982

>>13839963
>Dragon
>Cheshire
>Kikimora
>Kunoichi
>Jabberwocky

>> No.13839987

>>13839963
Easy.
>Werecat
>Werebat
>Werewolf
>Hellhound
>Wight

>> No.13839988
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Dat Slime tho.

>> No.13839991

>>13839988
I like your opacity, girl.

>> No.13839995

>>13839963
>Kikimora
>Oomukade
>Inari
>Cyclops
>Holstaur

Special mention to anything with scales, especially Merrows and Lizardmen/Salamanders

>> No.13840000

>>13839963
I'm still too new to answer this question properly but one of my favorites is definitely Lamias. Shark girls and Slimes are cool too.

>> No.13840003

>>13839963
That's almost me exactly. Not such a big fan of arachne and jinko, though. Prefer dragon and wight.

>> No.13840005

>>13839955
The combination of fluff and muscle is a beautiful thing, and why Jinkos are one of the best girls.

>> No.13840007

>>13840000
You can stay.

>> No.13840009
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>>13840000
A newby, huh? Have you been initiated yet? I don't think you've been initiated yet.

>> No.13840010

>>13839963
Alp
Cockatrice
Zombie
Blue Oni
Lizardman

>> No.13840012

>>13839970
Didn't know tiger claws were retractable until I saw this post, but now I'm a bit weirded out. Those skin sheaths, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykFaTA2Zy8g

>> No.13840014

>>13839963
>Devil
>Yeti
>Monoeye
>Arachne
>Oni

>> No.13840015

>>13840000
Good taste.

>> No.13840016

>>13840009
No, not the paddle!

>> No.13840018

>>13840012
>Liger
That is a lot of cat.

>> No.13840019

>>13839963
Only five? It's too hard for me.

>> No.13840021

>>13840012
Have you ever seen a cat, period? I'm pretty sure most species of feline have retractile claws (Except maybe cheetahs, I think..)

>> No.13840022

Shit, guys. I only just now discovered the glory of Blue Onis.
>drinking bros
>smart
>sexy glasses
>sexy white hair
>once drunk, insanely lustful
Now I want an elegant blue oni to step on me.

>> No.13840023

>>13840005
I just wish they had human-sized hands and feet. Those giant paws are dumb.

>> No.13840025

>>13840016
>begging a Krampus not to do something
It's like you're begging her to do it.

>> No.13840027

>>13839963
Wasn't there a guy who asked this every month for a bit? Anyways, Lich, Yeti, Ghoul, Ushi, Hellhound.

>> No.13840028

>>13840022
I know. I like them because they're basically office ladies wearing loincloths.

I want a waifu that works hard and plays hard!

>> No.13840030

>>13840021
Sure, housecats. Didn't know it extended to Panthera. I mean, they can't properly purr so I don't know what to expect from them.

>> No.13840031

>>13840023
>Those giant paws are dumb
Well done anon, you drew my aggro.

Now what?

>> No.13840032

>>13840023
But they're all the better to hug you with! Granted, they might make handjobx and footjobs a bit hard (getting cum out of all that fur sounds like it would be a pain in the ass), but they're still perfect for snuggletimes.

>> No.13840034

>>13840009
I'd play with what comes out of her sack.

>> No.13840036

>>13840032
>they might make handjobx and footjobs a bit hard
>implying they wouldn't make them better

>> No.13840038

>>13840025
This just shows I'll end up either dead or with a missing limb before passing an initiative test with any MG.

>> No.13840040

>>13839963
In order
>Ushi-Oni
>Khepri
>Oomukade
>Cheshire
>Hellhound and Yeti tied for 5th

>> No.13840042

>>13840034
It's what's in your sack that she's interested in.

>> No.13840044

SHORT
STACK
TSUCHINOKO
LAMIA

http://imgur.com/2etrkfT

>> No.13840046

>>13840038
There are girls who can be more gentle, using stuff like clamps and candles. Try an Alp or a Maus.

>> No.13840048

>>13840044
>dat laughing face
oh lawd

>> No.13840049

>>13840022
>A Blue Oni will never lovingly steal your virginity while her Red Oni sister holds you in a Full Nelson
>You'll never be pressed between two Oni sisters as they milk you dry.
>You'll never cuddle with them afterwards
It hurts man. It hurts real bad.

>> No.13840051

>>13840046
>Maus
I want this shit to stop already. How can one man drive something into the ground so hard?

>> No.13840053

>>13840042
Fine then, we'll just play with each other's sacks.

>> No.13840056

>tfw you can't play MGQ without feeling awkward because your dad's best friend and drinking buddy is named Luka

>> No.13840057

>>13840044
What a waste.

>> No.13840059

>>13840051
What? Does the spelling trigger you that badly?

>> No.13840067

>>13840049
>TFW the emotional pain hurts worse than the physical ever would

>> No.13840070

>>13840056
Nice blog.

>> No.13840072

>>13839955
Does anybody else think Jinko sounds like a 1940s racial slur?

>> No.13840077

>>13840072
Sounds like a girl's name to me.

>> No.13840080

Which MGs are most likely to collect stuffed animals?

>> No.13840082

>>13840080
Liches. They keep them in the Pouting Chamber of their lair for obvious reasons.

>> No.13840083

>>13839963

>Kejourou
>Kraken
>Yeti
>Apsara
>Wight

I like a lot of them so taking it down to just 5 is tough.

>> No.13840084

>>13840032
>getting cum out of all that fur sounds like it would be a pain in the ass
She wouldn't even be able to make you cum with those giant paws.

>> No.13840086

>>13840059
You do know that Maus is German right? Pretty sure he's just talking about mouseposting.

>> No.13840090
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>>13840080
Succubi, Nightmares, Arachne, Yeti's, and Dragons.
Although I'd imagine that most of them would collect stuffed knights and the like.

>> No.13840097

>>13840086
Sure, I know it from the comic. And I see nothing else in my post that would trigger him so.
>mouseposting
So that's another girl we're not allowed to talk about anymore? Well, shit.

>> No.13840101

>>13839963
>Vampire
>Kraken
>Apophis
>Hellhound
>Lilim

>> No.13840103
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13840103

>all these Yeti fans
Good taste
Best hugs
Best fluff
Best pawjobs

>> No.13840107

>>13840103
good luck getting your jizz out of her fur

>> No.13840109

>>13840103
I want to squeeze a yeti's butt.

>> No.13840112

>>13840057
>What a waste.
How so?

>> No.13840115

>>13840044
Huh. Don't think I've ever seen a shortstack lamia before.

>> No.13840116

>>13839963
I have a deep appreciation of all beastgirls, but let's go with:
>Tanuki
>Foxgirls
>Wolfgirls
>Hinezumi
>Apsara (woefully underdone but I love the design)

>> No.13840117

>>13840107
>implying that's our job, not hers

>> No.13840119

>>13840107
Why would you cum into her fur, and not on those tits, her face or inside her?

>> No.13840155

>>13840119
>inside her?

A Pregnant Yeti must be ultra cuddly.

>> No.13840173

>>13840119
If she wanted to give you a handjob while cuddling, would you deny her?

>> No.13840178

>>13840173
Honestly, yes.
I'd just hold her paw, move my other hand down to her pussy, start teasing her, and then stick it in when she can't take it anymore.
Paws are for hugging, not for jerking dicks.

>> No.13840179

>>13840173
>handjob while cuddling
This, this is a high tier fetish for me. It's so good. And with a Yeti? Even better.

>> No.13840187

>>13840090
>"Hello! Ryu Helpline! How may I help you?"
"Yeah, um, it's raining pretty heavily today, could you make it ease up a little?"
>"No problem sir! Please hold!"
>Soothing elevator music combined with lewd sex noises plays for 30 minutes.
>"I'm sorry for the wait sir! You'll be happy to know a Ryu has been dispatched to your area! You'll be getting your 'Violent Hailstorm Deluxe' soon!"
"W-Wait that's not what I asked fo-"
>BEEP BEEP BEEP...

>> No.13840189

>>13840179
But with a Yeti you'd have to trade better hugs for worse handjobs, so it kind of cancels out.

>> No.13840190

>>13840187
Heeheehee

>> No.13840196

>>13839801

Agreed
flustered mantis is best monster

>> No.13840198

>>13840196
I want an entire class of Mantis' to teach!

>> No.13840199

>>13840187
Fucking monster girls.

>> No.13840214

>>13840189
>Yeti
>bad handjobs
wut?

>> No.13840216

>>13840214
BIG MEATY YETI PAWS

>> No.13840218

>>13839809
>not liking waifu wars

What are you gay?

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>>13840216
>implying that's bad
Do these paws look like they'd feel bad to you?

>> No.13840225

>>13840218
Did you even read the whole post?
I said to wait until sunday so we can have a proper waifu war.

>> No.13840227

They'd be soft, but I'm not sure if they'll be able to get a tight enough grip for a handjob.

>> No.13840228

>>13840223

Man that is some seriously delicious brown

>> No.13840231

>>13840228
Yeti's truly are top tier MGs.

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13840232

>Threads are dying at the 1500-2000 post mark

Is this awesome?

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>> No.13840236

>>13840232
Probably means /jp/ is alive, since for a while we were hitting nearly 4k

>> No.13840237
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13840237

>>13840228
Indeed.

>> No.13840238

>>13840232
Just means the board is moving a little faster than usual.

>> No.13840240

>>13840225
It's always time for waifu wars.

I'm not talking abut that dumb hunger game type thing.

>> No.13840241

>>13840237
I want her to serenade me to sleep.

>> No.13840243
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13840243

>>13840232
More time to take our Jinkos for walks.

>> No.13840245

>>13840232
Very much so.

>> No.13840246

>>13840223
Am I the only one who doesn't like yeti paws?

>> No.13840248

What if a MG's fetish was "preying" on you like a typical monster, so basically giving you a fear boner, but the MG in question was something not especially aggressive like a Sea Bishop, Yeti, Unicorn, etc.

>> No.13840251

>>13840246
Yes

>> No.13840252

>>13840243
>Katt
Now that's a vintage waifu.

>> No.13840253

>>13840248
So the personality of a Manticore or Hellhound?

>> No.13840254 [DELETED] 

>>13839888
>somebody took the time to make this

>> No.13840256

>>13840248
That'd work in their favor since nobody expects that kind of behavior from them.

>> No.13840258

>>13840248
Somehow cute and hot at the same time.

>> No.13840259

>>13840251
What about not wanting yeti paws on my dick? Am I the only one too?

>> No.13840261
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13840261

>>13840252
She has a nice fluffy Tiger butt.

>> No.13840262

>>13839910
>black slimes are violent and aggressive

WELL FUCK YOU TOO OKAYADO!

>> No.13840263

>>13840259
Ye

>> No.13840267

>>13840259
Nope.

>> No.13840271

>>13840241
I want a Gandharva to play metalcore

>> No.13840274

>>13840248
It would be fine as long as a normally aggressive monster girl has a fetish for being preyed upon by a human like a Hellhound, Manticore, Ushi, etc.

>> No.13840276

>>13840271
Rockin' out with her tits out?

>> No.13840277

>>13840243
Yeti paws are fine, hellhound and anubi paws are rabbit foot tier.

>> No.13840281

>>13840276
And her siren friend attempting to do screaming/growling and failing miserably.

>> No.13840283

>>13840248
It'd be cute, or nightmarish.

>> No.13840284
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13840284

>>13840262
What'd you expect from a creature whose home & body have been polluted by humans? That's she'd run up and bury you in slime cleavage?

>> No.13840286

>>13840281
Deathklok with MGs when?

>> No.13840289

>>13839955
I wanna Sumo Jinko!
One that sits me on her lap, lets me rub her soft tummy and have a steak dinner with!

>> No.13840292

>>13840289
Mien comrade.

>> No.13840293

>>13840284
>That's she'd run up and bury you in slime cleavage?

She would, to suffocate/drown you.

Giantess thread is on /d/.

>> No.13840295

>>13840284
Slime cleavage is always the answer!

>> No.13840296
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13840296

>>13840248
I guess I'd play along. After all, erotic RP goes both ways and she was so chill with trying to get thighhighs on a mermaid tail/horse legs.

That does remind me though, do you think MGs would have a tendency towards their original diets at all?
Like a canine or feline MG hunting wild game coordinated with you, but then getting just a little too excited on the kill and eating raw meat?
Or playing too roughly with pet animals? Such as that time your daughteru got kicked out of the pet shop for stuffing a mouse in her mouth.
Maybe the horse MGs enjoy tougher greenery in their salads?
The real monstrous ones would of course just keep to their original diet of adventurers.

>> No.13840297

>>13840284
Giantessfag pls go.

>> No.13840299

>>13839910
>Pink slime
>in heat year round

Like Australian mice on crack.

>> No.13840300

>>13840296
If you give a centaur a carrot, you're basically proposing to her.

>> No.13840304

>>13840044

No thank you.

>> No.13840309

>>13840284
Erubeitefag detected.

>> No.13840313

>>13840300
Really? I'd have thought they'd get pissed off.

>> No.13840319

I want to tease an Ogre by making her marathon the Shrek series!

>> No.13840321

>>13840232
>that image

Yeah, it is pretty awesome.

>> No.13840324

>>13840289
I'd rather a sumo hinezumi.
Small enough to sit in your lap, soft enough to cuddle

>> No.13840326

>>13839093
>1: kiki
>2: chimaera
>3: kitsune-bi
strangely fitting...

>> No.13840333

>>13840319
>then she makes you impregnate her for each movie
>end up with nine ogre daughterus

Hope it was worth it fool.

>> No.13840337

>>13840333
Anon, there are only 4 movies.

>> No.13840340

>>13840187
>Ryu sent to your house to have sex with you
>she uses the storm she made as an excuse for you to stay inside to cuddle with her for the next two days

>> No.13840346

>>13840337
For now.
>>13840324
Big fat rat tats. hnnnng

>> No.13840348

>>13840337
And shrek had three kids, so you get nine because math. Pray I don't sneak into your house with Large Mouse Accelerator Pills.

>> No.13840356

>>13840348
But 4 movies + 3 kids = 7
4 movies * 3 kids = 12
How are you getting this math, anon?

>> No.13840362

>>13840356
Well you see, math has layers...

>> No.13840363

>>13840356
He must be using common core.

>> No.13840370

>>13840363
Or he learned math from an ogre.

>> No.13840372

>>13840370
Fucking stupid Ogres

>> No.13840375

>>13840372
Don't be that way, anon. They may not be bright, but I'm sure they make perfectly fine waifus.

>> No.13840378

>>13840356
I did not know there were four, and I already said nine, so...yeah.

3 of your nine daughterus will V you

Satisfied?

>> No.13840390

>>13840375
They're horrible anon.

Oni's are much better women who don't treat their husbands like shit.

>> No.13840392

>>13840378
Good enough, I guess.
Though I never said Ogre is my waifu. I just said I want to tease her.

>> No.13840393
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13840393

Come down to P'orkers! Where we specialize in hotdogs.

>> No.13840395

>>13840340
>two days
That Ryu is a ripoff artist, I paid for three.

>> No.13840396

>>13840390
Time for a waifu war!
Who do you all prefer- Red or Blue Oni?

>> No.13840402

>God imagine if your nightmares dictated what Monster Girl Waifu you'd get.

Only nightmare I can remember involved me and my family being chased by several shades. They got my mom. And... possessed her, I guess? Or just took her under hill.

>> No.13840403

>>13840396
Red!

>> No.13840405

>>13840393
>hotdogs.

You mean the food or...?

>> No.13840409

>>13840405
Both.

>> No.13840411

>>13840409
Hmm, I dunno. What kind of mustard do you use?

For the food that is.

>> No.13840412

>>13840402
>Arachne
>Dragonewt
>Cannibals
>Fucking my sister

It's gonna be one fucked-up relationship...

>> No.13840422

>>13840411
The one you like best?

>> No.13840424

>>13840412
>Cannibals
I'm pretty sure that translates to Ghouls.

>> No.13840427

>>13840396
>Making sisters fight

>> No.13840430

>>13840424
Could be. Unless android ghouls are a thing.

>> No.13840434

>>13840422
So American? Nice I'll consider visiting.

Before you ask, no even American.

>> No.13840441

>>13840402
Thank god I rarely dream then. Coolest nightmare I've ever had I fought Freddy Krueger hand to hand in this big empty building, dodging claw swipes. Hiding and ambushing him, I threw him down form three fucking stories it was great.

This one time I got really bad sleep paralysis, and though my eyes were closed I could see, there was this little girl in a white dress and a sun hat smiling at me, at the foot of my bed. She was smiling, but her eyes were covered, in shadow, freaked me the fuck out, apparently I was screaming in my sleep. Woke up once my mom knocked on the door.

Once had a nightmare I went to hell, another where my entire family was massacred.

So I guess Alice, Devil and Ogre. Don't know what I'd get out of the first one, maybe Mantis?

>> No.13840452

>>13840441
Anon you're getting a Freddy Kruger girl

>> No.13840458

So if you had to share your current bedroom with your waifu, how screwed would you be? Would your bedroom be too small for her? Would she be able to sleep and/or have sexytimes with you, or would you have to find another place for her?

>> No.13840462

>>13840452
>>13840441
>CC Sadist with a german accent and a thing for sharp knives.

I give you your Frederica Cougar.

>> No.13840466

>>13840253

Kind of yeah.

I had more in mind that when you meet and waifu one it'd be as you'd expect but then later she reveals to you her fetish.

When you agree to try it you you both go out separately in the wilderness and basically ambushes you at some point

Something like that anyway

>> No.13840474

>>13840462
Also a thing for shotas and lolis. Krueger was a child molester, remember?

>> No.13840475

>>13840441
do you come from a religious family? or anything like that. just wondering because of your hell dream.

>> No.13840477

>>13840402
I had a dream that I was wading through murky water in an abandoned industrial building. There was a colony of something in the water that wanted to eat me, but they were biding their time until I got tired before they strike.

Pretty sure they were tiny, tentacular abominations. Something cross between a spider and a leech.

What would this get me?

>> No.13840482

>>13840458
Would probably need to actually buy a bed, but aside from that it would be fine.

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13840484

>>13840458
>You'regonnaneedabiggerbed.png

>> No.13840486

>>13840452
Now that I think about it, no, it would be a Cheshire, mantis are too kuu and Freddy is a wisecracker.

>> No.13840487

>>13840474
That's right. Sound's like Kloah's wet dream right there.

...Jinko perhaps?

>> No.13840492

>>13840402
So, would it be a good or bad thing that I don't have nightmares?

>> No.13840496

>>13840458
I ain't sharing my bedroom with anyone.

>> No.13840497

>>13840475
Yep, catholics, also went to catholic school and got reminded everyday that I am nothing without God and that all I di for myself is meaningless because it's God acting through me, humans are useless and can't do shit If not for God. Yes. Along with delicious beatings, and other punishments. Yes, I am a fedora now.

>> No.13840499

>>13840458
My room and bed are way too small to share with my Ushi-Oni waifu. Maybe if I went for another monster in my top 5, it would be easier.

>> No.13840501

>>13840458
As long as we don't have to share shelf space all would be well, thankfully I have a spare room.

>> No.13840502

>>13840458
My room is small and cramped. We would probably need to find someone else to live or sleep separately

>> No.13840509

>>13840492
Middle of the road.

I means that if there is one for you, you're too far for her voice to reach you.

>> No.13840510

>>13840458
My bed is a queen size, so she should be able to sleep with me, but my room is horribly cramped and I still live with my folks due to school, so sex would be hard to make space & time for.

>> No.13840511

>>13840458
Big room. Big bed. Lot's of clutter, though, so cleaning is a must, especially considering my waifu.

>> No.13840524

>>13840458
She doesn't take up a lot of space, we'll be fine on my current bed. I mean, how much space does a dormouse even need?
The real question is lingere, or adorable pajamas.

>> No.13840534

>>13840458

It'd be fine although my bed is a one person bed so it'd be a bit cramped.

>> No.13840538

>>13840402
Lets see, in no particular order...
>Mother fighting a lion in a big steel cage
>Squirrel jump scaring my face to wake me up
>One last night where a sirens started and a forest fire was pushing a wall of fire down the road
>Falling off a flying carpet aaaallll the way to the ground
>Falling off a watery sand cliff aaaaalllll the way to the ground
That's all I can remember that I've had, I have dreams rarely and it's always random shit.

>> No.13840539

>>13840458
She's a Hellhound, so we should be good.
We'd have to cuddle to have a comfortable amount of space on the bed, but there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.13840542

>>13840534
That just means every night is going to involve a lot of spooning.

>> No.13840546

>>13840538
>Mother fighting a lion in a big steel cage

Did she win?

>Squirrel jump scaring my face to wake me up

What?

>> No.13840549

>>13840402
One nightmare I was eating chips and watching TV with my roommate, only to realize he had turned into a man-sized tarantula while I wasn't watching.

Nothing scary happened, me and the eight foot tall tarantula just stared at each other till I woke up. What could it mean?

>> No.13840554

>>13840542
No complaints from me there.

>> No.13840560

>>13840549
You get an Ushi-Oni bro to hang out with on the weekends.

>> No.13840564

>>13840458
Not sure if a plain old double bed with a fucked up mattress could support the weight of an Ushi-Oni, everything else should be fine though.

KC should really give average heights and weight for each monster.

>> No.13840568

Think of a monstergirl. Got her? Good. She's going to make you eat her cherry. You heard me. You will deflower her through cunningulus and drink the blood from her torn hymen.

Do you accept?

>> No.13840569

>>13840458
My waifu is small, she'll be okay in my tiny apartment.

>> No.13840572

>>13840546
>Did she win?
Yes.
And it's literally just that, dreamt a rabid squirrel jumped out of a tree at my face and I woke up startled.

>> No.13840574

>>13840572
Are you afraid of squirrels?

>> No.13840575

>>13840568
B-but anon, blood grosses me out. I don't mind scratches and biting during sex, and I would a vampire waifu, but I'd rather keep blood out of my mouth.

>> No.13840577

>>13840574
No, don't even see them around this area.

>> No.13840580

>>13840575
What's "gross" about blood? You dislike the sight you mean?

>> No.13840582

>>13840568
Depends on how good her blood tastes.

>> No.13840583

>>13840568
What would a dormouse cherry even taste like?

>> No.13840587

>>13840568
I...didn't know my waifu was hardcore like that.
I mean it kind of makes sense, given their yandere inclinations, but damn.

>> No.13840589

>>13840580
I'm fine with blood in movies and stuff, but chances are if I saw any serious injuries in real life, I'd be squicked out.
What I was trying to say is that blood during sexytimes is generally a turnoff for me, and the taste of blood is gross. Plus, if I tore her hymen by eating her out, wouldn't that mean I'd have torn muscle tissue mixed in with the blood in my mouth?

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13840591

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.13840596

>>13839896
>>13839925
Yes. More scaly claw jobs.

>> No.13840599

>>13839963
Anubis, Dragon, Nightmare, Dark Angel, and a tie between Mantis/Lich.
Can't quite decide between best kuuderes.

>> No.13840602

>>13840583
Pink cotton candy.

>> No.13840604

>>13840243
what is this from?

>> No.13840605

>>13840589
It's protein, who cares?

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13840608

>>13840589

>> No.13840613

>>13840602
Well, I should be able to stand it then.

>> No.13840614

>>13840591
>You will never watch another Monster girl be breastfeed by a Holstaurus

>> No.13840617

>>13840582
Who'd you pick?

>> No.13840618

>>13840402
My most vivid nightmares involved being chased by cannibal jungle-folk and onryo, crashing a space ship, and being eaten by werewolves.

I'd rather just a Nightmare waifu.

>> No.13840622

>>13840614

>You will never watch anon watch another monster girl be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.13840624

>>13840458
Well, the room itself is a bit cramped. I tend to like clutter, too much space makes me nervous.

The bed itself is queen-sized though, so we should be able to manage...

>> No.13840625

>>13840614
Like orphaned were-kittens that can't find their mother and wander onto her farm, starving, freezing, and afraid?

>> No.13840626

>>13840568
Well, umm...okay? If she insists.
I may feed it to her, give her a taste of her own medicine.

>> No.13840627

>>13840617
Crow tengu. Maybe it would taste like paper or crow.

>> No.13840629

>>13840622
This is getting to complicated.
>>13840625
No like a delinquent Hellhound who the Holst decides needs a little calming down.

>> No.13840630

>>13840458
Nigga no bed is big enough for a twenty-foot snake. She would need her own living area.

>> No.13840633

>>13840630
Probably with heated floors.

>> No.13840635

>>13840630
Well if she coiled herself up around you, you might be able to both fit.

>> No.13840636

>>13840477
Abominations? Scylla? Mindflayers?

>> No.13840637

>>13840630
There's always caesar beds.
Or sleeping with her coiled.

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13840644

>>13840630
She can probably double her body over on itself to fit, though the correct anwser is to offer yourself up as her coiled up daki.

>> No.13840646

>>13840458
What if I have a harem?

>> No.13840648

>>13840646
Pick your fav.

>> No.13840651

>>13840646
You didn't think about space when you got a harem? You're not one of those dense main characters, are you Anon?

>> No.13840652

>>13840511
kiki?
oh! Anubis!

>> No.13840654

>>13840646
But anon, then you have all the space you need. A harem is where you keep your wives.

>> No.13840655

>>13840648
But that's hard.
>>13840651
I'm pretty sure they could all fit in my room.

>> No.13840662

>>13840655
So, you're either rich or want a harem of fairies. Or a swarm of Khepri. Well, whatever works for you.

>> No.13840665

>>13840458
Too cramped, second floor room that gets too hot for Yetis in the summer, but I like keeping the heat off in winter even when it's -15F so she would be ok for 4 months

>> No.13840667

>>13840662
Hey my room is big enough...if they're cool with sleeping on the floor.

Man I'm gonna get nothing huh?

>> No.13840672

>>13840667
At least get a caesar size bed, if you can fit it through the door. See, this is why harems are more trouble than they're worth. All these little things nobody thinks about. I bet you don't even have spare rooms for when the daughterus start coming.

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13840679

>>13840568
That...might be tricky.

>> No.13840682

>>13840672
But I can't choose one.

>> No.13840685

>>13840679
Lick her core.

>> No.13840691

>>13840682
Well, better get a bigger house and proper bedding then! Prove you're worthy of your harem!
Which ones are they anyways?

>> No.13840698

>>13840691
Cheshire, Slime, Holst, Manticore, and Apsara.

>> No.13840699

>>13840627
Yep, dusty old parchment. Enjoy.

>> No.13840700

>>13840458
I don't think my bed can handle an adult apophis

>> No.13840711

>>13840698
I see lots of catfights in your household. And arguing about which milk is best. Slime is a good girl though, she doesn't cause trouble. Hope you can wrangle all them.

>> No.13840715

I'd like a hobgoblin in my harem, but that kind of comes with a harem of its own.

>> No.13840718

>>13840711
Manticore is the only one I can see being a real problem. Though more MGs might follow me home because I am a filthy whore.

>> No.13840735

>>13840715
>beat hobgoblin
>claim her as your prize
>the rest want to come with
>you only want the leader

What do?

I'd sell them to a wizard.

>> No.13840744

>>13840685
>Oral on a slime
>She sinks her core down between her legs
>It's just barely inside her body
>You poke into her body & finger her
>Watch her body quiver like jelly as you stroke the core
>Spread her legs open next & duck between her thighs
>stick your tongue in & molest her core
>She nearly loses her form when she cums
>Gobs of goo gush into your mouth in the wake of it
If that's what could happen with oral, imagine if she kept it down there while you fucked her. The tip of your dick prodding it with each thrust, and then cumming directly onto her core.

>> No.13840753

>>13840744
What does slime taste like?

>> No.13840754
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13840754

>>13840735
I'm torn between my love of oppai lolis, and my general apathy for regular lolis. I couldn't separate them, but I can't lead the goblins on, either. It's not fair to them.

>> No.13840760

>>13840753
Depends on the species.

>> No.13840763

>>13840760
Just a normal slime. I think we can all agree that Bubble Slimes would taste awful.

>> No.13840765

>>13840753
Maybe it works like how semen supposedly changes taste depending on diet. If you feed her a lot of sweet stuff, maybe it'll make her slime taste sweet? I mean, we've seen how much a slime is affected by their diet already in the thread. Assuming of course that ingesting slime goo doesn't just destroy your body.

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>>13840753

>> No.13840771

>>13840765
I remember seeing somewhere that the "pineapple = sweet jizz" thing is technically true, but only if you eat enough a high enough amount pineapple to give yourself serious Vitamin C poisoning.

>> No.13840782

>>13840771
>>13840771
Never seen this for women. If I have to taste your codfish you should be able to swallow my sour jello.

>> No.13840785

>>13840754
So you're gonna have a bunch of freeloaders at your place?

>> No.13840786

I want Red and Blue Oni twins to take turns pinning me down and sitting on my face!

>> No.13840789

>>13840785
I want the Smug Squad to freeload at my place!

>> No.13840796

>>13839792

I'm more inclined to treating a Cait Sith like an actual cat than a waifu myself, just to see how pissed she'll get at being objectively shit tier and the gateway to deviancy.

>>13839931

>That stereotypical hentai dialogue

I nearly fucking spit my soda, fuck you

>> No.13840809

I want to protect a Matango's smile!

>> No.13840810

>>13840754
I want to steal a hobgoblin's horn.

>> No.13840818
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13840818

I want a march hare to moderate a debate club.

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13840830

all yall's MG waifus are dumb

>> No.13840832

>>13840818
I want to rest my head on a March Hares fluff and play with her ears.

>> No.13840837

>>13840809
I want to have you commited for massive stupidity!

>> No.13840839

>>13840830
no u

;-;

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13840840

>>13840818
Would a Jabberwock count as on or three members for her team?

>> No.13840844

>>13840840
Don't forget her neck mouth.

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>>13840830
You don't have tits, your argument is invalid.

>> No.13840849

>>13840818
Such a sweet looking girl. Do you think she'd like a carrot?

>> No.13840850

>>13840818
I want to shove my face between her fluffy thighs and drink tea from her lap.

>> No.13840853

>>13840818

All I could imagine is her fellating that carrot on her neck and driving the male student body mad with lust.

>> No.13840854

>>13840849
She'd love your carrot.

Any time. Any place.

>> No.13840856

>>13840840
>>13840844
I like to imagine her mouths have thick Boston accents.

>> No.13840858

>>13840818
>that wetness on her thigh

>> No.13840862

>>13840854
It might not be big enough for her though. And it might be a bit too hard.

>> No.13840872

>>13840856
But she's from Wonderland, which was based on some British guy's stories.

They'd have big thick SHUT CHO MOUFF N LOOK AT MAH WADS accents.

>> No.13840874

>>13840856
>her mouths reciting the Scout's monologue from Meet the Scout

>> No.13840875

>>13840862
Let her be the judge of that. I'm sure she'd love even just a free sample to moisten those lips.

>> No.13840884

>>13840875
Hmm, I'll have to be sure though. I'll need to ask her if she really really wants it.

>> No.13840901

>>13840884
I'm sure bringing it up will be more than enough to make her mouth water in anticipation. Just don't be offended if she wants to handle it first; though I'm sure that she'd very much enjoy the texture against both her fingers and her taste-buds.

>> No.13840910

>>13840763
To a Bubble Slime's husband it's probably the best thing in the world. Hell, it probably works the same way for other slimes. MAMAMO mana makes sure that you'll grow to like your slime waifu's body.

Just don't eat her entirely, especially not if she has no core.

>> No.13840911

>>13840901
Wow, she really loves carrots doesn't she?

>> No.13840916
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>"Hey Anon, it's so hot out there, want me to... cool you down?"

>> No.13840929

>>13840853
>March Hare teacher
>Rewards the highest scoring students with sex
>"Punishes" the worst scoring students with sex
>Has sex with every single student in class sex anyway as it's "best to learn firsthand"

Sex-ed lessons sure have changed.

>> No.13840931

>>13840911
You better believe it. She can't get enough of them. If she could get away with it, she'd have one between her lips and bounce along in delight 24/7.

>> No.13840937

>>13840929
Can I opt out of sex? I want to preserve my virginity for the Mad Hatter principal!

>> No.13840938

>>13840931
Well I'll be sure to offer one a nice juicy carrot the next time I see one. What other food do they like?

>> No.13840941

>>13840916
Is that Jynx?

>> No.13840942

>>13840937
That's okay anon. The teacher understands your plea and has arranged private lessons between you and the prinicipal!

All day long.

>> No.13840943

>>13840916
I'd mouthfuck a jynx.

>> No.13840952

>>13840942
That's great! Does that also mean I get sent to the principals office more often? Can, instead of a diploma have her hand in marriage when I graduate? And lastly, can I ask the CC Mad Hatter Principal if I can wear her hat?

>> No.13840956

>>13840952
What job does the Cheshire have? Can I have private lessons with her?

>> No.13840959

>>13840929
>>13840942
>>13840952
You guys are terrible, the school is a place of learning, not for sex things!

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to Nurse Cheshire's office. It's P inspection day...I'm not sure what that is.

>> No.13840960

>>13840830
Lilith is best girl.

>> No.13840962
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>>13840916
Naw.

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>>13840830
Bitch please.

>> No.13840971

>>13840938
They're mostly into roughage and produce, but they also have a bit of a sweet tooth. Usually suckers and popsicles. Don't give her too many, though, or else she'll be hopping all over the place.

>> No.13840972

>>13840966
I want to go an adventures with a holst paladin.

>> No.13840976

>>13840929
Please no. I want nothing to do with her now. I would rather just go relax in the library and learn on my own.

>> No.13840977

>>13840971
I'll give her a popsicle. I'll tell her not too be too messy eating it or she'll get all sticky.

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>>13840959
Good luck with that anon.

Try not to end up with triplets like the guy with the previous Hellhound nurse did.

>>13840956
There's a Cheshire Nurse and a Cheshire PE teacher. Why a Cheshire would ever want to become a PE peacher is beyond me though.

>>13840952
Now now anon, you need to get your diploma aswell. Can't just go throwing around your future for a woman now can we?


You'll get her hand in marriage and a one way trip down the rabbit hole the moment you graduate.

>> No.13840979

>>13840978
>Cheshire PE teacher
>muscular Cheshire
YES PLEASE

>> No.13840981

>>13840978
>Can't just go throwing around your future for a woman now can we?
She's the only future for me! I'll be a house husband for her, or whatever she wants!

>> No.13840982

>>13840976
Oh yes, the very nice Apsara Librarian would be glad to help you.

>> No.13840983

>>13840568

I accept without any hesitation. Something like this is right up my alley.

>> No.13840984

>>13840981
But she wants you to be a successful productive member of society.

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>>13840976
The Library is quite a large building anon. It's quite easy to get lost in there.

Though you'll surely get along well with the lovely and cute creepy crawly who hangs there.

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A MIGHTY STORM.

>> No.13840991

>>13840986
Important question: Where is her vajayjay located?

>> No.13840993

>>13840982
Well, an aspara is pretty nice. I'm sure we wou-

>>13840985
Nevermind, I'll hang out with her instead. We can learn together. They are love.

>> No.13840996

>>13840985

>TFW no Clown Girl MG to troll the fuck out of you by whirling a party clacker on the balcony of the upper floor to the library and making dumb jokes
>Who can shapeshift into Count Orlok and various other horror movie monsters just to spook you
>Who goes out of her way to go "BEEP BEEP" while honking her rosy red clit during your study sessions

>>13840991

Knowing Toumasu's anatomy is behind the second pair of tauric legs, or near her human body if you go by snek

>> No.13840997

>>13840993
I'll take the apsara then. I'm sure she's eager to dance after being cooped up in a stuffy old library all day.

>> No.13841001

>>13840996
>Clown Girl MG

NOPE NOPE NOPE!

>> No.13841003

>>13840996
>clown girl
NOPE
>unnaturally red clit that is large enough to be grabbed and squeezed to make noise
N O P E

>> No.13841006

>>13841001
>>13841003
>She was human once.

>> No.13841009

>>13841006
How did that happen? What made her change?

>> No.13841010
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>>13840979
She's quite the Cheshire anon. She always makes up these really strange assignments and games for people to play. Yet they always turn out to be quite fun and a good work out.

The only thing that might bear you some worry is the fact that people in the dressing rooms often feel "watched". And there's even some people who claim that they've felt a cat's tail brush past them while there is nobody there!

But surely that's just nonsense. Now go ahead and tell the PE teacher that you think that she's cute.

>> No.13841011

>>13841009
Whatever parasitic STD infested her clit turned her into that monstrosity.

>> No.13841012

>>13841009
Oh, I just remembered an old post somebody made about clown girls.

>> No.13841013

>>13841003
>>13841001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYpVLkAL6PI

>> No.13841014

>>13841011
Well that's a lot less sexy than most MG transformations.

>> No.13841015

>>13840996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ZbnfXEuyc

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>>13841012
I still have it on me.

>> No.13841023

>>13841018
OK, I think even the people in this thread who despise Alps more than any other monster can agree that clown girls are worst monster girls.

>> No.13841024

If clowngirls became a thing I would always be armed.

>> No.13841028

>>13841023
>>13841024
Aw c'mon anon don't you want to hear the honk as you squeeze her ass?

>> No.13841031

>>13841028
No! Not at all! I'm into some pretty kinky shit (I am a manticorefag after all), but clowns are too much!

>> No.13841033

>>13841015

Yes thank you that was the reference I was going for.

>> No.13841034

>>13841028
Instead of rubber chickens, they carry rubber vaginas.

>> No.13841036

>>13841033
This one works, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOUMIXbTM5U

>> No.13841038

>>13841031
Why are they too much?

>> No.13841042
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What does a Harpies butt feel like?

>> No.13841044

>>13841042
bags of sand

>> No.13841045

>>13841042
Like a harpy's butt.

>> No.13841046

>>13841038
I'm not even scared of clowns, I just find them to be a turnoff during sexytimes. The makeup is weird, and I don't want to imagine the hideously swollen, distended, honkable, blood-red clitoris or the ass that makes noise when you squeeze it.

>> No.13841047

>>13841028
>honking noise every time you squeeze something
>grope her breasts and seltzer shoots out
>>pinching her clit makes a zip whistle sound

No, it's dumb beyond al measure.

>> No.13841050

>>13841046
Fair enough.
>>13841047
So is a giant pussy on the end of a tail.

>> No.13841052

>>13841009
Clown girls lead a sad existance. They are often formed when Demonic Energy slowly festers itself in a girl that is exessively bullied to the point where she is driven to end her own life, in hope to finnaly free herself from the torment.

But no, for her that is only the beginning. As her current life seeps out from her, demonic energy goes hard to work on her body. Growing her nails and fingers to become longer, growing her nose to be red and round. Her skin changing to a pearly white color and her hair slowly coloring red with grief and hatred.

She'll feel funny when she wakes up. Looking at her now claw-like hands and feeling an odd urge to "entertain" other people. Notably seeking out those she was forced to entertain in her previous life. Seeking to give them a funny show of a lifetime.

And that only boy that cared about, and supported her? He will find himself taken by her in the middle of the night, to be brought to the evergrowing undead circus and forever travel the world.

A sad existance indeed.

>> No.13841053

>>13841052
Aw, poor Clown Girl

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>>13841052
>growing her nose to be red and round
That's a deal breaker.

>> No.13841055

get to work you assholes, your waifu's hips aren't going to move themselves

>> No.13841056

>>13841050
>>13841050
I'm not the manticorefag.

>> No.13841057

>>13841055
What if they're an Apsara?

>> No.13841058

>>13841050

Big fat tailpussies are just the best.

>> No.13841059

>>13841054
Agreed.
Mask-like faces are better.

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>>13841057
>Still no capoeira Apsara art

>> No.13841061

>>13841058
Well I agree. I want to feed a Manticore Holst milk so her tailpussy grows bigger and fatter.

As well as other parts of her body.

>> No.13841065

>>13841060
>>13841057

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTy-eYbRf88

>Apsara love

Yes/10

>> No.13841066

A name for a kuudere big sister type Oomukade.

I'm not entirely sure how to portrait this.

>> No.13841067

>>13841066
Big Stinky

>> No.13841068

Am I the only guy that thinks that clowns are funny?

>> No.13841069

>>13841066
Tachibana

>> No.13841070

>>13841066
Chihiro?

>> No.13841072

>>13841068
Depends what kind of clown.
Do you mean Moe from Phoenix Wright? Then sure.
Do you mean any other clown?
No, they're scary.

>> No.13841074

>>13841066
Susan.

>> No.13841075

>>13841066
Rinko?

>> No.13841078

>>13841052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Yb5jzRTBI

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>>13841055

Can't too busy shitposting in /mgg/

>> No.13841087

>>13841082
>tfw no lactating yandere titty-monster monstergirl waifu
Hex Maniac is truly the best cowgirl.

>> No.13841094

>>13841087
>Hex Maniac
>Best cowgirl
>Not best Wisp
>Or Wight
>Or Apophis
>Or Lich
Nigga...

>> No.13841095

>>13841082
Man that anon better hurry up or she's gonna be giving him an under the desk BJ.
>>13841087
What does her milk taste like.

>> No.13841098

>>13841094
>lactating Wights and Liches
I thank Penywise for giving me a lactation fetish, especially when applied to Undead monstergirls.

>> No.13841106

>>13841072
>Do you mean Moe from Phoenix Wright? Then sure.
Hope you like clowns, because this flower's not the only thing that's gonna be squirting tonight.
Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!

>> No.13841107
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Guys, how do I approach the new transfer student?
I swear I've seen her somewhere before.

>> No.13841108

>>13841098

>dead people milk
>frankenberry cereal and dead people milk
too meta 4 me

>> No.13841109

>>13841094
>tfw no yan apophis onee-san to force feed you her breast milk

>> No.13841112

>>13841107
>playing the Skyrim of porn games

>> No.13841113

>>13841106
Pfft.

>> No.13841115

>>13841112

something something, took an arrow to the cunt

>> No.13841118

>>13841107
is that the one dark elf idol no one wrote about

>> No.13841121

>>13841107
>>13841118
Yeah, I remember that.

>> No.13841122

>>13841107
I never got that goddamn game to work.

>> No.13841124

>>13841109
Aw, shit.
Sounds heavenly.

>> No.13841126

>>13841109
Aww man.

>> No.13841127

>>13841122
Try going to /v/ or /vg/. There's a whole thread dedicated to the shenanigans that go on in that game.

Oh, and also they have a sticky to get it going, if you're into that or something.

>> No.13841129

>>13841113
You liked that gag? I like to gag, too.
Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!

Is it weird that I kind of want clown girls to happen? Like, you laugh at their shitty jokes and they fall in love or something. Just sounds really cute.

>> No.13841131

>>13841124
>>13841126
That one apophis babysitter greentext was the best

>> No.13841136
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Baphomets

>> No.13841137

>>13841136
no boobs, 0/10

>> No.13841139

>>13841094
Wisp is most fitting, what with the Mojyo look.

But personally, I'd wanna see a Nightmare Hex Maniac.

>> No.13841150

>>13841136
I'd rather a loli of almost any other species before a Bapho.

>> No.13841155

>>13841136
I'd ruffle her hair

>> No.13841156
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>>13841107
Should I ask her if she wants to eat lunch on the rooftop? The cafeteria's probably all crowded and junk.

>> No.13841164
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This was a nice doujin
May trigger the femdomfags though

>> No.13841165

>MFW have ideas for smut at work
>Get home
>Completely forget them or end up procrastinating by playing Bloodborne

Is that you John Wayne, is this me?

>> No.13841167

>>13841156
I mean...DO IT!

>> No.13841169

>>13841156
Are you just going to post screenshots of this shit until you're done playing it? Because if so you can fuck off right now and save us the trouble of telling you later.

>> No.13841170

>>13841136
I want a plump one to nap in my lap

>> No.13841171

>>13841156
>>13841169
Agreed. At the absolute minimum, put it in imgur or something, maybe.

>> No.13841173

>>13841164
How?

If anything this looks like femdom.

>> No.13841176

>>13841136
A shit.

>> No.13841180

Hey man, if you have a clown kink, I'm not gonna judge. I just don't want a clown on my dick.
Besides, my puns are so bad that they'd piss even a clown off. I'd tell her the one about the exploding Jimmy Hoffa statue, and my family would find my entrails hung from the rooftops like streamers.

>> No.13841183

>>13841173
it's the deceptive femdom where she's only dom at the beginning and then the guy goes into turbo-mode, the girl goes 'oh no there's a dick in me I'm completely helpless now', and it's suddenly maledom.

>> No.13841188

>>13841164
>>13841183
Now I can avoid it, thanks.

>> No.13841190

>>13841183
Oh well that's just a damn shame.

>> No.13841191

>>13841183
Google failed, name?

>> No.13841192

>>13841180
Dammit, meant to quote >>13841129

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>>13841164

>People getting in a tiff over male or femdom
>When sex is sex
>MFW

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>>13841183
>denying the power of dick
Kek

>> No.13841205

>>13841183
That's the best kind of femdom.

>> No.13841207

>>13841198
You feel proud of this post?

>> No.13841212

>>13841183
Pass

>> No.13841215
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>>13841204
Uh?

>> No.13841219

>>13841207
Not him, but the way I see it, maledom or femdom, there's one thing we can all agree on:
It's better than NTR.

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>>13841204
>>13841215
Here we fucking go.
Can we not?

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Quick! Discuss oppai lolis and their plans to overturn the sabbath!

>> No.13841230

>>13841219
Only marginally.

>> No.13841232

>>13841224
The amount of kinkshaming in these threads is disgusting.

>> No.13841235
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>>13841215
>telling lies on the internet

>> No.13841236

>>13841215
Isn't that doujin where he gets his balls crushed and dick castrated in the end?
Fitting end for sissies

>> No.13841238

>>13841232
>unironically using kinkshaming

Go back to /d/.

>> No.13841239

>>13841230
Still, it's there.
Both are better than NTR.
We can agree on that, right?

>> No.13841242

>>13841169
>>13841171
Eh, its not really worth following through on.
Especially when people could already guess the ending.

>> No.13841243

>>13841235
>Things men say before they become sluts for the V

>> No.13841245

>>13841236
Holy shit this, it's like they DON'T want to be men.

>> No.13841248

>>13841232
There is a difference between having a kink and being a spineless faggot.

>> No.13841249

>>13841219
>>13841239
NTR is better than femdom

>> No.13841252
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>>13841232

There's a distinct difference between kinkshaming and trying to rile shit up because we can't have nice things.

Femdom v. Maledom is about as stupid as implying shit like Cait Sith/Kemono/Furries are A-OK and Monster Boys exist because Wendigo Husbands/Mindflayer Husbands/Incubi, and Gnolls ALL are Not!Futa so it's Not!Gay!

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>>13841215
>being a faggot
>not maintaining the world peace with the power of your dick

>> No.13841254

>>13841232
I just don't want another slapfight between two groups of autists who can't understand that people have different tastes.

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>> No.13841256

>>13841243
>implying men can be sluts

>> No.13841257

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
The Monster Department of Cuddles is sending out a cuddle volunteer for one night only so that you can have somebody to curl up with for the night! Roll for your snuggle buddy, and roll quickly!

>> No.13841259

>>13841232

tell your parents all your fetishes then, kiddo

>>13841238
not even /d/ wants that whiny faggot

>> No.13841260

>>13841253
>Through dick, unity

>> No.13841263

>>13841256
Is this your first day here?

>> No.13841264

>>13841248
I think the only spineless faggot here is the one who can only self-insert into Dom doujins.

How does it feel, knowing that you'll never make a woman a slave to your cock like they do?

>> No.13841265

>>13841254
Pick a side or get out of the way. Don't like it, get out.

>> No.13841268

>>13841257
>Cheshire
I win.

>> No.13841270

>>13841264
Pretty good actually.

>> No.13841271

Time to do something else, I guess.

>> No.13841272

>>13841257
>Sahuagin
I prefer my monster girls busty, but I guess that a small fish would be nice for snuggles.
>>13841268
You lucky motherfucker.

>> No.13841273

Can we all agree that centaurs are the worst monster girls and anybody who likes them is into bestiality? I totes can.

>> No.13841274

>>13841252
>Gnolls ALL are Not!Futa so it's Not!Gay!
JUST. DO, IT.

>> No.13841275

>>13841257
>Cheshire Cat
Just what I needed. I hope she'll continue visiting me in the future too.

>> No.13841276

>>13841265
I picked a "side" already.
I'm a switch, pretty much making me neutral in this whole shitfest.

>> No.13841277

>>13841263
>le newfag meme

Use a new trick, I'm just not going to humor your tumblr addled mind.

>> No.13841278

>>13841257

>Hobgoblin

I want a P'Orc damnit.

>> No.13841279

>>13841277
This thread is nothing but sluts and sluts in denial.

>> No.13841280

>>13841257
>Youko
Okay then.

>> No.13841281

>>13841257
>Mantis
Cute.

>> No.13841282

>>13841257
>Danuki
Oh, cool. At least she has a nice tail.

>> No.13841284

>>13841276
No it makes you a faggot who shouldent be saying anything.

>> No.13841286

>>13841257

Merrow. God dammit I never win these things. I always get the ones I've forgotten about.

>> No.13841291

>>13841257
>Medusa
Im gonna cuddle the shit out a her

>> No.13841293

>>13841284
I don't really care, I just want to cuddle with my waifu and play video games to decide who tops that night.

>> No.13841294

>>13841264
>real men self-insert only as pathetic fags who get castrated and NTRed in the end
Noice

>> No.13841296

>>13841257
>Ryu
YES

>> No.13841297

>>13841286
To be fair, Merrows are pretty great.
Even if people mostly only see them as just vanilla mermaids with hats.

>> No.13841301

>>13841228
>that one recently translated hmanga where a kids busty onee-san rapes the lolicon out of him

>> No.13841304

>>13841294
>only
You can enjoy both. No sin in indulging yourself. Embrace your inner slut.

>> No.13841307

>>13841274

What the hell do you mean "Just Do It"?

Gnolls are the end game of pandering bullshit and it would be the utmost deviancy to go after one after Bob's outing with Gozer the Gozerian in Big Bad Wolf.

>> No.13841308

>>13841228
They team up with the hathorites to bring about an age of soft.
I would enjoy a snuggle pile with HEALTHY oppai lolis who were ex-sabbath members

>> No.13841309

>>13841257
>Alp
How am I going to get to sleep when it keeps shaking, stuttering, whimpering, and pushing it's butt into my crotch? Can I reroll?

>> No.13841310

>>13841297

Yeah, I certainly don't think there is anything bad about them. They just don't hit my sweet spots.

>> No.13841311

>>13841257
>Ryu
A win for me

>> No.13841313

>>13841309
I got a Dark Valkyrie, wanna trade? I like Alps.

>> No.13841315

>>13841257
>tanuuki
But I like my shekels

>> No.13841316

>>13841257
>Kitsune-bi
Right. So the 'cuddling' part was all a facade

>> No.13841317
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13841317

I just want to love lamias.
Is that truly so wrong?

>> No.13841318

>>13841307
Nigga please, just write Gnolls the way they should be, as in not like Bobs schlock.

>> No.13841319

>>13839792
You don't cutesify cancer and paly with it like a shitty tsundere. You cut it out.
>B-baaaka, it's not like I want to pet you! Y-you're just my furniture!

>> No.13841320

>>13841253
goddamit japan

>> No.13841321

>>13841257
>Goblin
Man, wish I got the hobgoblin so I could have a snuggle pile. But this is fine too.

>> No.13841323

>>13841309
Ah, c'mon, it's the poor thing's first assignment from the Monster Department of Cuddles. She's never snuggled anybody before and she's nervous. Cut her some slack.

>> No.13841324
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>>13841257
>medusa
I am a Happy man

>> No.13841327

>>13841191
http://nhentai.net/g/140020/

>> No.13841328

>>13841319
What? I literally want to punt a Cait Sith into oncoming traffic. What about that is being Tsundere?

>> No.13841329

>>13841313
Eh, I like my MGs shorter than me and those seem kind of tall. Think I'll stick with the alp.
>>13841323
Fine, but if I can't get to sleep before it's light out I'm raping the alp.

>> No.13841330

>>13841319
>Not petting the bed for a good nights sleep

>> No.13841336

>>13841253
I feel the need to point out that that particular book ended with the implication that his superiors disagreed, and were going to murder his Abyssals, either before or after they brainwashed his regular ship girls and made them into their own sluts, depriving him entirely of his harem.

So ain't no unity goin' down with his dick.

>> No.13841337

>>13841183
BTW his other doujin is complete opposite, where maledom rape turns into surprise femdom in the end

>> No.13841340

Who is best H-Manga artist, and why is it Dr.P?
I would also accept Jun.

>> No.13841347

>>13841318

You know I can't into writing MGs the way they should be.

>> No.13841349

>>13841328
If you really got a hateboner for 'em, just remember neglect is the worst abuse.

>> No.13841351

>>13841340
I'm gonna have to go with Jun, anon.
His stories are too good, and his girls have too perfect a figure.
Also, Hirame-sensei.

>> No.13841353

>>13841340
I like Kloah, Agata, Yuuki Ray, and Nora Higuma because muh /ss/ fetish.

>> No.13841355

>>13841340

I like Kemonono

>> No.13841356
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>>13841340
Arekishi

>> No.13841358

>>13841340
I'm still quite the fan of Z-Ton.

>> No.13841359

>>13841351
>Hirame
Ah yes, that'd be another contender.
His girls aren't as perfectly soft in that same way as Jun and Dr.P, but there's just something about his artwork that's sublime.

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>>13841340
I don't really have a favorite artist, but Raita does things to me.

>> No.13841362

>>13841356
As much as I like oppai loli, he has too much paizuri without actual dicking. Almost all his stuff is paizuri only

>> No.13841364
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>>13841136

>> No.13841366

>>13841340
You mean, mg related or...?

>> No.13841369

>>13841364
Twintails a shit.

>> No.13841373

>>13841364
Now that looks pretty nice.

>> No.13841376

>>13841351
>Hirame-sensei
This. Fucking good taste

>> No.13841379

I'm kinda tempted to run a goofy quest, but I don't know if people are okay with that.
Things are kinda slow, so this is a good time right?

>> No.13841383

>>13841379
Run one. See what happens

>> No.13841386

>>13841379
Don't do it in the actual thread if you plan on making it quest length and it should be alright.

>> No.13841387

>>13841366
Nah, just in general.

If we were talking pure MG H-Manga, I'd agree with >>13841358

>> No.13841389

>>13841386
It wouldn't be huge paragraphs, and I'd keep voting to Strawpoll.

>> No.13841392

>>13841389
More meant for how long you're going to be running it for, but just be prepared to change venue in case it starts ticking people off.

>> No.13841394

>>13841379
No thank you. Use anonkun if you're going to do stuff like that.

>> No.13841395

>>13841392
I'll quit it if people are overwhelmingly negative, and I'm not gonna run the sessions for long. No art either, just text since I can't draw. I'm also not going to namefag.

>> No.13841399

I want a lusty CC alp!

>> No.13841400

>>13841364
You baphomets and your wierd goat eyes, back in my day they had eyes of inky blackness or balls of wroiling flame.
But NOOOOO now it's all "oniichan this" and "flat chest that"

>> No.13841401

>>13841318

>Wanting Gnolls
>Ever

>> No.13841404

Would you treat your newly made Homoculus Girl like a real girl? Like your daughteru? Would you have emotions grow in her?

>> No.13841405

>>13841399
Everyone knows what I want to do to alps.

>> No.13841407

>>13841399
Somehow this seems oxymoronic if we're talking about the CC body type. If they were actual cakes they'd still be flat.
>>13841405
Well, I guess holst milk might help make it real.

>> No.13841413
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>>13841404
Homonculi are nice

>> No.13841415

>>13841407
It'll make it real and more, although you have to train her to be a proper CC.
You also need to make sure you don't use too much and end up with and all who outclasses a holst and gets her hips stuck in doorways

>> No.13841416

>>13841407
A flat CC alp! Desperate to get her stage 3 breasts and hips!

>> No.13841417

>>13841413
2pure

>> No.13841418

>>13841416
I'd fuck it.

>> No.13841419

>>13841416
>hfw stage three was a lie, and she's stuck looking like a boy the rest of her life.

>> No.13841420

>>13841404
Sure, why not?

>> No.13841424

>>13841404
Of course. I'd teach her that she needs to take what she wants, and value what she has above all else. Especially those she calls friends, or underlings.

>> No.13841429

>>13841419
Reverse traps are nice.

>> No.13841430

>>13841404
Nope. If I want a daughteru, I'll impregnate a monster. That said, if she does develop emotions, I'm not about to stifle them.

>> No.13841433

>>13841429
I want to dress my Christmas Cake alp up in a suit and tie, and molest her!

>> No.13841438

>>13841395
I'm starting.
>You wake up in a white space
>You can't see much, but there is a mirror ahead of you.
>What do you see in the mirror?
http://strawpoll.me/5059134

>> No.13841445

>>13841419
Don't worry Anon!
We've got enchantments for that!
Want her to be a tomboyish loli? The Sabbath is there!
Going full CC? A trip to wonderland for some cake can help her out!
Does she want a bit more cushion for some pushing? Harhors bounty will giver her the hips and health she needs! Although she may want just regular holst milk if she wants to up her bust.

A wizard could help too, provided she pays well and doesn't annoy him.
There are many girls who asked to be bigger only to find out that it doesn't just mean hight.
Please remember to try out the Monster Girls Cursed By Wizards dating site.
We have always honest manticores, elves who cannot act arrogant, and amazons cursed to bulk but not lift that need husbands along with many many more.

>> No.13841447

>>13841445
God I fucking hate Wizards, they're worse than Mindflayers.

>> No.13841448

>>13841438
Does the delinquent have a pompedor?

>> No.13841449

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLhiyvgyuCQ

>> No.13841452

>>13841447
Shut up tentacunt.

>> No.13841458

>>13841438
Take this somewhere else and refrain from shitting up the thread.

>> No.13841459

>>13841452
Mindflayers can be nice girls. Wizards are douchebags by default.

>> No.13841460

>>13841438
You promised goofy, we better get it.

>>13841445
>Tomboy loli
My god yes.

>> No.13841461

>>13841317
Yes, god will punish if for the faggotry of liking monsters. Maybe.

>> No.13841462

>>13841445
Oh that sounds like a wonderful dating site!

>> No.13841463

>>13841447
>Wizard curses a mindflayer only remember odd days of the month
>She asks you, tearfully, if she can use you as a 'storage' so she can remember the other days instead of constantly writing notes

>> No.13841465

>>13841447
Wizards are the Order's last line of defense.

When the Demon Lord breaches the Order capital, wizards release a global curse that makes men cum confetti.

>> No.13841469

>>13841459
Lies and shilling.

>> No.13841470

>>13841445
I'm gonna make this CC Alp a personal project. She wants hips and tits? Oh she's gonna get them.

Give me all the Mega Hathor Milk you've got. All of it.

>> No.13841473

>>13841448
He does now.
>>13841438
Time's up. Delinquent wins.
>You startled yourself a bit there, but now you remember that you're a pretty rough looking dude.
>You're wearing a sleeveless leather Jacket and jeans, and your sick ass pompadour looks awesome as ever.
>But now you notice you're not alone
>Whirling around you see an angel floating not five inches from your face.
>In your defense, you were rather startled when you punched her in the nose.

>> No.13841475
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13841475

Is your waifu a Person of Material Wealth? Which of these would she fall under?

>> No.13841478

>>13841462
>Baphomet cursed to ALWAYS have the largest chest in the room (minimum C-cup), forcing her to wear loose clothing.
>Cheshire who cannot smile or joke
>Dragon who cannot refuse giving away money
>Holstaurus who can only be milked once a month
>Jinko who only builds fat instead of muscle
>Cupid who's cursed to always miss

>> No.13841480

>>13841475
your waifu is a person of fictional existence

>> No.13841483

>>13841470
>Mega Hathor Milk
You fool! What have you done!

>> No.13841484

>>13841473
>After apologizing for about ten minutes while she threatened you with a rather intimidating bow and arrow, she finally calms down.
>"Just my luck. I tried summoning a great hero, and I got some dumbass with a shitty haircut."
>You barely are able to resist punching her again after that line.
>"Okay, listen up because I'm only gonna say this once. I'm an angel in the service of the old Chief God."
>She puffs up her negligible chest after saying that, and looks quite proud of herself.
>"And you have the great honor of being summoned from another realm to do a little something for him. Long story short, the Demon Lord and the New Chief God are kind of being huge shits. Go punch some sense into them."
>You don't know exactly what she just said, but it sounds like she just told you to go punch out a couple gods.

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>> No.13841489

>>13841485
Latenight draws a pretty cute Wendigo.

>> No.13841490

>>13841485
Wendigo a QT3.14

>> No.13841491

>>13841485
I want to kiss that wendigo on the forehead

>> No.13841492

>>13841484
That's nice, yes, but can we take their lunch money as well?

>> No.13841500

>>13841483
I'm making the biggest and cuddliest alp in the world! She hates being flat? She won't be flat anymore!

>> No.13841501
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>>13841491
>>13841490
>>13841489

>> No.13841502

>>13841485
Well that's fortunate.

>> No.13841504

>>13841501
Is that Cockatrice wearing a leotard?

>> No.13841507

>>13841484
>"Now I know this sounds crazy, but don't worry I'm authorized to give you one of three gifts to help you on your journey."
>She pulls out a Sword, a box, and her bow and arrow.
>"The Sword, is a legendary weapon that will mark you as a hero in the eyes of the people. It's very powerful, but that's pretty much all it has going for it."
>"If you let me shoot you with my bow, you'll get a mystical power called a Stand. It might be good, or it might be pretty useless, it's all up to chance. You might also gain poor luck from this one, but you could get something insanely useful."
>"Finally, in this box there's an artifact called the God Hand. If you pick this, it'll replace your hand and you'll gain unparalleled physical power. However, your life will become much stranger afterwards, and your enemies will be rather strong."
Which gift do you choose?
http://strawpoll.me/5059360

>> No.13841512

>>13841500
Son, she's going to have watermelons for tits, an ass that looks like two beach balls were shoved down her pants, hips worthy of an echidna who's children just entered the triple didgits, and a pot belly!
One does not use Mega Hathor Milk on a whim!

>> No.13841513

>>13841507
Why does the strawpoll matter? MC will just be OP and job everything no matter what he chooses.

>> No.13841516

>>13841507
GOD HAND
O
D

H
A
N
D

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>>13841504

Dunno.

>> No.13841518

>>13841513
Well, if stand wins and it gets something useless then the writer will need to get creative. Hopefully.

>> No.13841519

>>13841513
You underestimate the power of an MC who has NO IDEA WHAT HE'S DOING.

>> No.13841521

>>13841507

>not getting the god hand and punching S&M gay leather daddies in their ballsacks

>> No.13841522

>>13841518
Trust me, if the God Hand wins, I have ways to keep it from being completely OP.

>> No.13841526

>>13841522
If it's not by making all of his opponents strong as fuck I will find you and slap your nuts.

>> No.13841529

>>13841526
That, and restricting his powers a bit.
You'll see.

>> No.13841531

>>13841529
I hate you, please die.

>> No.13841534

>>13841531
Nah, I've got shit to live for.

>> No.13841537
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>>13841404
Homunculi are evil rapists

>> No.13841539
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Who won?

>> No.13841542

>>13841539
The one who still has their hands.

>> No.13841543

>>13841507
DO WE
TAKE THEIR
LUNCH MONEY

>> No.13841545

>>13841539
The one who didn't get mutilated and raped.

>> No.13841546

>>13841512
But that's exactly what I want! A whole bunch of alp to cuddle and occasionally bully telling her how she's ruined her figure and how tubby she is!

>> No.13841549

>>13841539
the one whose sword doesn't have a fake-looking silhouette.

>> No.13841556

>>13839963
Pharoah=Lilim
Baphomet
Dragon
Inari

>> No.13841565

>>13841539
Well she got cut in half.

>> No.13841567

>>13841507
>"The God Hand."
>She seems a little surprised at your choice.
>"Really? It's gonna be difficult you know."
>"Yeah I know, gimme the God Hand."
>She shrugs, and the next thing you know your arm has been replaced by one covered in glowing tattoos.
>But before you can appreciate your new awesome power, the angel slaps a metal brace around your arm and it stops glowing.
>"I almost forgot, this is the Deistic Brace. It limits the God Hand's power so you're just really strong, otherwise your soul would burn up. You can take it off for short periods of time, but too long and it's bye bye you."
>That seems kinda lame, but having your soul not burn up seems like a good tradeoff.
>"Also you can use special moves without removing the Brace, but only three times a day, so use them wisely."
>You suddenly feel odd, only to look down and see your body is fading away!
>Noticing your panic, the Angel quickly shouts out "Don't freak out! You're just being transported to the realm where you'll undergo your quest to slap some sense into the Demon Lord and the Chief God, nothing big! Oh, and before you go I should warn you: If you have sex before you finish your quest, you'll lose your powers! Try not to get raped!"
>...Wait what was that last part?

>> No.13841569

>>13841543
Perhaps.

>> No.13841571

>>13841546
Geez, mocking her about how lewd her body is? You'd maker her start trembling as you grabbed her wide hips and gave her enourmous bottom a smack! That and giving her super sized, soft chest a squeeze while waxing on about how they could be so big yet so empty.
Why, you'd probably put her in a too small bikini so you could make fun of her exposed, fluffy tummy and how the back of her suit looked like a thong as it failed to cover even half of her rear, the straps sinking deeply into her hips while the top threatened to pop at any moment

>> No.13841580

>>13841567
>Having sex makes us lose SHINING FINGER
Oh good

>> No.13841582

Hey y'all I updated.

http://pastebin.com/zhvQ1X68

Enjoy?

>> No.13841584

>>13841567
>No sex
Then what's the point?

>> No.13841586

>>13841567
Alright you can fuck off.

>> No.13841589

>>13841582
Welcome back mang, it's been a long ass time.
I'm curious, did you ever write anything back in the /a/ threads under the handle "Francophone"? I believe it involved a Kitsune.

>> No.13841592

>>13841584
There might be sex if you make a bad roll.
It's just like MGQ except without the vore and abominations.
Oh yeah, sometimes you'll have to roll to succeed.

>> No.13841594

>>13841567
>Restrictions
Fuck yeah, this actually allows things to be interested.

>> No.13841598

>>13841594
The only restriction should have been the brace, now it's just uninteresting.

>> No.13841600

>>13841594
interesting*

>> No.13841601

>>13840625
>>13840629
How about an Alp with withdrawal symptoms begging for that sweet white nectar because she's too weak to take it?

>> No.13841603

>>13841598
Didn't you notice the "Bad Ends are a Thing" post?

>> No.13841605

>>13841582
What happened to your other pastes?

>> No.13841607

>>13841589
Thanks, it's been too long. But right now seemed like a good time to come back.

And no, I was never Francophone or anyone else. AtLTO was my first story.

>> No.13841611

>>13841603
I'm not talking about the bad endings, I'm talking about limiting the fun of the God Hand.

>> No.13841620

>>13841567
>As you fall through what seems to be nothing, you ponder what that angel girl meant by "Don't get raped." Is that a big problem where you're going? Where are you going anyway? Just who the hell are the Demon Lord and the Chief God and why do you need to slap some sense into them? Would you be allowed to have sex AFTER slapping some sense into them and maybe stealing their lunch money?
>As these questions float through your head you suddenly notice that it's very loud now.
>Oh shit, you're actually in the air! If you weren't falling at a safe gentle speed you might have panicked a bit.
>Looking down, you see you're floating towards...
http://strawpoll.me/5059554

>> No.13841626

>>13841611
Don't worry, there will still be PLENTY of fun with the God Hand.
Moves like the Ball Buster and the Dragon Kick don't count as special moves.

>> No.13841637

>>13841620
Why didn't strawpoll implement Captcha sooner?

>> No.13841639

>>13841605

They pulled an Alp/Ovaries without advertising it.

>> No.13841643

>>13841637
I dunno, but I'm glad they offered the option.
Not that anyone would proxyvote my goofy little quest.

>> No.13841678

>>13841620
>... a very bizarre forest. Seriously why do all the trees look like dicks? That's rather gratuitous. On top of that there seems to be an incredibly garish castle dead in the middle of it.
>You land and are immediately assailed by perhaps the weirdest thing you've ever smelled, some odd combination of coffee, lavender and sweat.
>After several minutes of wandering, and seeing several rock formations that looks uncomfortably like vaginas, you suddenly get the feeling that you're not alone. Whirling around you come face to face with...
http://strawpoll.me/5059653
I should probably mention that voting closes in 10 minutes.

>> No.13841682

>>13841678
Cmon Mystery Box!

>> No.13841704

Metal Slime when, KC?

>> No.13841712

>>13841678
>...nothing. What the hell?
>Suddenly you feel something tugging on your pant leg.
>"Hey boxhair! Down here!"
>You look down and are suddenly met by the sight o- what the fuck is that?
>It looks like a cat that decided to stand up one day and put on a cape and crown.
>You sputter in confusion for about 30 seconds before managing to get a "What the fuck are you supposed to be?" out.
>"I'm Nina, a Cait Sith and your new Master!"
>This bitch cannot be serious.
>"I saw you walking around and decided that you're gonna be my servant, so hurry up and drop your pants!"
>She's serious. This abomination cannot stand.
http://strawpoll.me/5059760

I said, "Something Profoundly Evil."

>> No.13841714

>>13841232
Fuck nah nigga, this is just shitposting. When it actually comes down to it, people seem just fine when people white about kinky stuff.

>> No.13841717

>>13841712
I saw it coming.

>> No.13841721

>>13841712
save the dragon kick for something bigger

>> No.13841724

>>13841567
lame

>> No.13841734

>>13841620
>and take their lunch money
yesssssss

>> No.13841740

>>13841712
>Captcha made me choose 'chips'
>Chips are fries
Captcha confirmed britbong.

>> No.13841742

I want to be childhood friends with a tomboy succubus.
I want to be there as she grows up into a fit, muscle bound girls who takes the heavy weight, biped championship belt!
I want, as she's celebrating to point into the crowd and call to me, proposing to me on live TV.
I want to walk to her, face serious as the room goes quiet, and she begins fidgeting with fear, to say "You beat me to it." Pulling out the ring I had in my pocket, taking off one of her gloves as she blushes and putting it on as the crowd roars

>> No.13841743

>>13841712
I'm liking this.

>> No.13841745

>>13841704
When he's able to catch one. Those fuckers are as rare as Tsuchinokos.

>> No.13841746
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13841746

>>13841253

>> No.13841749

>>13841364
>Rustle Loli as a Baphomet
This is a good thing you do.

>> No.13841765

>>13841712
>Okay, calm down, maybe you can just walk away from this an-
>"Hey, human! I'm not going to say it again, drop your pants and service your new master! Or are you to stupid to understand me? Looking at that hair it seems pretty likely!"
>That's it, she's dead.
>You quickly pick her up and toss her into the air, then as she falls back down you focus and channel a small portion of the God Hand's power into your foot.
>Though you've never used the technique before, the name comes to you like you'd always known it.
>"DRAGON KICK!"
>She doesn't even have time to scream before she goes flying into the horizon. It's not the Milky Way, but she's very VERY far away from you now.
>Better yet, you can sense that that didn't use a whole lot of energy to do. You still have access to three special moves and one unrestricted use of the God Hand.
>Now then, the next question is, where do you go from here? Climbing one of the trees, you can see smoke rising from the east, some odd glowing lights from the west, and the gaudy castle to the north. You get a foreboding feeling from the castle.
http://strawpoll.me/5059908

>> No.13841778

>>13841765
RIP Cait Sith. Poor girl just wanted some love.

>> No.13841782

>>13841778
She got love from our boot. Nothing had ever pounded her so hard.

>> No.13841790

>>13841742
I want to catch the attention of the buff brown lamia at my new gym.
I want her to help correct my form with a little too much physical contact.
I want her to lovingly molest me in the showers after our workout and tell me that I'm gonna have to train a lot more if my pelvis is to survive her loving

>> No.13841792

>>13841778
I wish to open a home for abused Cait-sith where they will be taken in and given all the fresh milk and fish they could want in addition to a potion that makes them shortstack werecats

>> No.13841808

>>13841792
I wholeheartedly approve of this idea. The world is always in need of more shortstacks!

>> No.13841815

>>13841765
>Choking down all self-preservation, you begin your hike up to the gaudy red and white castle.
>Once there, you find that the doors are curiously open, and from within you can hear the sounds of a heated argument.
>No wait, it sounds like a kid throwing a temper tantrum.
>You enter only to be met with a small bat winged girl in a dress.
>"Oh hello sir. My name is Alice, how may I help you?"
>She seems nice enough. Maybe you can relax, drop your pants and rava- whoa there.
>You tense up, resisting the unexplainable urge to violate this girl that suddenly boiled up inside you. It's powerful and if you didn't have the God Hand you might have given in to it.
>This girl has some dangerous voodoo magic or some shit going. You need to find out what to do and fast.
http://strawpoll.me/5060061

>> No.13841833

>>13841815
FLEE TO THE FOREST.

>> No.13841861

>>13841815
>Keeping your wits about you, you give Alice a big smile
>"It's nice to meet you Alice, but I'm really in a hurry, pardon me."
>She smiles back and curtsies
>"Oh that's okay, everyone's always in a big rush here in Wonderland."
>By the time she's finished talking you're already out the door. Once you're a safe distance away from her you collapse against a wall, sweating.
>Whatever was compelling your to lay into her was really strong. It took all your strength and willpower to resist it. That Alice girl is definitely terrifying.
>After taking a moment to calm your nerves, you stand up and take in your surroundings.
>To your left, you see a door, closer inspection reveals a label that reads "Warning, contents highly smug."
>To your right you see another door. This one's label reads "The Hedge Maze"
>In front of you is a corridor that seems to go on for ages.
http://strawpoll.me/5060198

>> No.13841874

>>13841861
Clearly either the marked door or the hedge maze contains a cheshire and must be avoided at all costs.

>> No.13841879

>>13841808
>Shortstack werecats who are haughty but gun shy about calling themselves your master.
>Wide hips, thick thighs, big breasts, and round bottoms that you could bounce a quarter off of with a little belly from their diet you could rub.
>All portable enough for you to carry.
Now in tabby, calico, and tortoiseshell varieties.

>> No.13841882

I wonder what it would be like to sleep in a slime

>> No.13841883

>>13841882
>Sleep
>Inside a Slime
I think you got sleeping and being passed out/dead mixed up

>> No.13841889

>>13841883
Well put a slime in a bathtub then sink into her so I am partially submerged

>> No.13841893

>>13841879
The way Cait Sith should have been, although I don't think KC has drawn chubby girls before.

>> No.13841902
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13841902

Good job. You tried to rob the Bank of Tanuki and got subdued by an Oni guard.

Now you get to serve your sentence in Monster Girl City Penitentiary. Where some of the worst Monster Girls the city has to offer, call home.

Click http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random until you get a species of Monster Girl, repeat this 3 more times.

Got 4 girls? Good.

Girl 1: This is your cellmate, though she has a rough exterior, terrible manners and a delinquent attitude, she isn't going to rape you and make you her bitch. While she gives you shit for not knowing how the prison works and how much of a 'rapebait' you are, you will become friends. This might even blossom into love, and who knows? Maybe you'll keep seeing each other after you're both out?

Girl 2: This girl runs this shit, she's some daughter of an incredibly powerful gang leader and as such her word is law. She tells someone to bash their own faces in, they look for a hammer. She's not too interested in a failed bank robber like yourself, so hopefully you'll just go under her radar. However, dick is dick, and if she decides one day that she wants to give yours a try, you can expect to find yourself bound, gagged and thrown into her cell before the day is over.

Girl 3: This girl is fucking terrifying, to MG and male prisoners alike, even Girl 2 hesitates fucking with her. She is a violent serial rapist and murderer and should really not be here. Not a week goes past without her beating the shit out of someone and raping them, men or Monster Girl, she really doesn't give a fuck. It goes without saying, you should avoid her at all costs.

Girl 4: This girl is the warden, and as you might have guessed, is both corrupt and a bit of a sadist. She and her guards prey almost specifically on male prisoners, because who's going to believe them, or care, if they complain about being violently raped in their cell? However if you prove yourself useful, that is as a snitch, she might reward you instead.

>> No.13841904

>>13841893
Yeah, the chubbiest he's drawn is the p'orc to my knowledge.

>> No.13841908

>>13841861
>You open the door to your left and walk inside to find that it's just another long corridor. You're about to turn around when you suddenly hear a slamming noise behind you.
>Whirling around you're met with the sight of a girl wearing a bikini that's several sizes too small for her and nothing else.
>She's got lionlike paws instead of hands and feet, and a pair of leathery batlike wings sticking out of her back.
>But by far the most bizarre thing about her is the long spiked tail with the fleshy bud at the tip, the inside of the tip even seems to be rippling lewdly.
>She shoots you perhaps the smuggest grin you've ever seen in your life and says "My name's Sandra, now that introductions are out of the way start running."
>She licks her lips.
>"I love it when they run."
http://strawpoll.me/5060277

Maze had a Minotaur and the Corridor had a Cheshire.

>> No.13841914

I want to brush vampire teeth

>> No.13841922

>>13841902
>Holstaur Cellmate
>Minotaur Gang Princess
>Crazy Wyvern Rapist
>Sadistic Sphinx Warden
I'm going to be here my whole life aren't I?
Time to Shawshank my way out of this shit. I'll even leave that Holst a letter somewhere so she can come find me over the border.

>> No.13841923

>>13841893
Don't think he has.

>Sit one of these girls in your lap and start petting her head, the brown and black M on her bangs parting beneath your touch.
>She seems nervous at first but slowly relaxes as you continue stroking her hair, scratching behind her ears as you gently do, making no mention of the chunks missing from her ears.
>She had a rough life and doesn't speak of it that much.
>Slowly she starts to relax, a purr rumbling from her chest and her tail lazily swaying as she enjoys your pampering.
>Soon enough she's fallen asleep, a smile on her face and that purr still going.

In other news, SEED has gone full crazy train with insane clones.
5 episodes left.

>> No.13841929

>>13841902
>Delinquent dhampir cellmate
Seems solid. I like her.
>Yakuza hellhound
That's gonna suck. Gonna have to get real good at disappearing.
>Serial rapist doppelganger
Oh that's just not fair.
>Sadistic alp warden
Pfft. This jailbreak is gonna be easier than I thought.

>> No.13841930

>>13841922
Will you be able to solve the Sphinx warden's riddle of why you aren't on your knees and eating her out?

>> No.13841931

>>13841902
>Mantis cellmate
Oh yes.
>Arachne prison gang leader
This can only end in bondage sex in her cell.
>Roberta the kikimora
I'm scaroused.
>Slime carrier warden
Neat.

>> No.13841932

>>13841902
>Jinko
>Mantis
>Red Oni
>Dark Valkyrie

I'm going to make that Jinko and Mantis mine.

>> No.13841934

>>13841902
I hope my Kikilawyer can get me out of this hellhole.

>> No.13841935

>>13841902
>Wilmarina

I'm Elt, I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

>> No.13841939

>>13841902
>Delinquent Mantis
Oh this should be fun
>Prison Gang Leader Mimic
So, what, they toss me into her cell and I have to play "find the cell owner"?
Wait, shit, that actually sounds horrifying
>Serial rapist Dark Valkyrie
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>Sadistic Warden Cheshire
This explains so much it's like all of life's questions have been answered

>> No.13841940

>>13841902
>Dark Elf Cellmate
>Gang Boss Cheshire
>Rapist Honey Bee
...It's always the cute ones.
>Warden Merrow

I can see it now. She floods the entire prison to keep troublemakers in line. Those who cause extra trouble are subjected to the Houdini "escape" Trick.

>> No.13841942

>>13841935
Anon, do you have a personality?
Because if you do then you aren't Elt.

You also aren't sundowner, although he is a better rolemodel.

>> No.13841943
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>>13841902
>Wererabbit
Poor things can die from loneliness, so I'll put up with the nastiest parts of her.
>Mantis
Gangster Mantis sounds pretty rad as a concept.
>Werewolf
Aww sheeeit
>Werewolf
Aww sheeeit, I smell a conspiracy.

>> No.13841947

>>13841923
Oh baby.

>> No.13841948

>>13841939
>Cheshire warden.
I hope you like the smell of lavender-scented cat pussy.

>> No.13841949

>>13841932
Tiger is_ a valid option.

>> No.13841950

I want to be bullied by a Kiki

>> No.13841954

>>13841950
But Kiki's aren't bullies, they're meant to satisfy their masters.

If you want a monster girl to bully you go find a Hellhound.

>> No.13841955

>>13841902
>Goblin Cellmate
She's getting headpats

>Girtiblilu Mob Daughter
I'm not going to see the rape coming.

>Lizardman Serial rapist
I'm going to get the shit beat out of me, may as well fight back if that happens.

>Wyvern Warden
She is a hero of justice at one time, full of hope!
I'm going to help bring back that feeling!

>> No.13841957

>>13841954
what if she has no master and that is why she is a bully

>> No.13841958

>>13841902
>Delinquent Nightmare
Uh, I guess her rougher parts only really come out at night? Guess I'll be in for some rough sleep.
>Gang Royalty Pixie
Jesus christ hat's going to be a pain to deal with.
>Dark Priest Serial Rapist
O-Oh god, please no...
>Alp Warden
PFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh god this prison is going to be turned into my kingdom in no time at all.

>> No.13841959

>>13841957
Too bad, that's not how it works.

>> No.13841960

>>13841902
>Delinquent Inari Cellmate
She sounds nice. I may well be open to at least hanging out with her on the outside.
>Heiress Gang Leader Dhampir
She sounds like a cunt.
>Hyper Violent Sahuagin
Geezus that's scary. Stay away from the water...
>Sadistic Girtablilu Warden
Trying to decide who sounds like more of a bitch. Her, or the Dhampir.

Regardless, I'm stickin' close to those fluffy tails. Might be my only hope of survival...

>> No.13841961

>>13841947
To the shortstack or SEED?

Because Flay just got launched into space and I'm watching the WORST relationship ever play out.
Along with more boomerang sword.

>> No.13841962

>>13841961
Shortstack

>> No.13841964

>>13841902
>Mothman cellmate
>Merrow gang leader
>Ren Xiongmao serial rapist
>Kitsune-bi warden

I'm fucked.

>> No.13841967

>>13841923
>>13841961
Oh lordie please keep blogging about this when you get to Destiny.

If you're this distraught over SEED, I want to get popcorn for your reactions to Destiny.

>> No.13841970

>>13841902
Chesire Cellmate, Ignis Heiress, Murderhobo Werewolf, and another Ignis as the warden.
Is my cellmate even a prisoner? I think she might just be in there to mess with me.

>> No.13841971

I want to cuddle with a wight

>> No.13841972
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>>13841942
Right here buddy.

>> No.13841973

>>13841902
>Dragon Cellmate
I could stay with her her forever.

>Alp Gang princess
Unless she's stage 3, i ain't touching her.

>Kitsune Rapist
All that mofu

>Hellhound Warden
I'm fucked

>> No.13841974

>>13841908
It's a tie, so both things happen.
>You respond to her remark by punching her dead in the nose, causing her to stumble back
>"Ah! Feisty!" she regains her balance and looks at you with pure unadulterated lust "I like that in a man, gives me something to break!"
>Her tail suddenly lunges at you, trying to spear you with one of the spikes on it. Thanks to your God Hand enhanced reflexes though, you're able to dodge it. She suddenly jumps forward and wraps her arms around your waist.
>"There we go! Hold still big boy, and it'll all be over soon!~"
>Out of the corner of your eye you can see her tail coming dangerously close to your back, you close your eyes and focus, then you wrap your arms around Sandra and lift.
>With a sharp yelp from her, you lift the odd girl up into the air and bring her down headfirst onto the ground with an improvised German Suplex.
>She collapses to the ground with a thud and starts groaning, you take advantage of her dazed state to open the door and sprint out, shutting it behind you. She'll be back on her feet soon, so you need to make a choice quick.
http://strawpoll.me/5060351

>> No.13841979

>>13841902
>1: dark valkyrie
not bad, not bad.
>2: merrow
pffft hahaha
>3: dark priest
religious nutcase?
>4: beelzebub
prisons really ARE shitholes. who knew?

>> No.13841981

>>13841972
I want to fuck this squidloli. Heck, almost any loli with this body.

>> No.13841985

>>13841973
>Dragon Cellmate
Seems like you'll make it through just fine long as you stick with her.

>> No.13841988

So, out of curiosity.
Anubis like this http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2752762

Thoughts?

>> No.13841990

>>13841974
We're super strong now, right? I think we can take a minotaur.

>> No.13841993

>>13841988
NEEDS PAWS

>> No.13841995

>>13841973
>dragon cellmate
I jelly

>> No.13842001

>>13841988
Yes.
Nerdbraids, too. You better.

>> No.13842003

I want to hold a Kiki's hand

>> No.13842005

>>13841993
Well...yes, obviously. I was just asking, Anubis in that situation.

>>13842001
Yes, of course. Larger than in that image too. It's important.
For irrumatio.

>> No.13842006

>>13841962
Ah, Ok.

>She's out like a light, the only signs of life being her nearly thunderous purr and and slowly waving tail.
>Decide that, since its late, its about time for you to hit the hay but...well...you don't want to just leave her alone for the night.
>Delicately you pick her up in your arms, the small cat girl going limp as a doll as you bring her to bed.
>In a few seconds your undressed and in bed, the shortstack tucked in next to you, a bit of a distance away.
>You'd have brought her closer but you didn't want to be too forward, especially considering what's probably happened to her in the past.
>As you slip into the sheets and go to be though, the catgirl clings to you like a magnet, nuzzling into you chest with a sleepy murmur of "mine."
>As sleep takes you, you give her multicolored hair a final ruffle, making her smile the last thing you see before you sleep.

>>13841967
I'll try not to eat up too much space with it but I will try.
Yes Kira, seeing illusions of Flay and having flashbacks to the time I spent with her would make me cry too, although for entirely different reasons.

>Also, how did the Ramba Ral survive? I'm not angry as he is one of the few characters I like but are we just going to ignore his suit exploding while he was in it? Was his wife a shield that gave +20 protection against such things?

>> No.13842008

>>13841988
Isn't that the NTR queen?

>> No.13842009

>>13841902
>Cellmate Minotaur
Rather fitting given what the MG is.
>Sylph Gang Leader
Kind of hard to figure out how she is the daughter of a gang leader. Maybe she's an Elementalist's Familiar who he treats as such?
>Violent Cyclops
Ok so this monoeye has been bullied one times too many here.
>Warden Chimera
My Pelvis is going to be sore...

>> No.13842015

>>13842008
No. Though now that you point it out, I do see the resemblance, but it's not. Totally different artist. This particular artist, if you'll observe his work, is known for genderswaps. Lots of 'em.

>> No.13842018

>>13842006
>Spoiler 2
I dunno. Ensemble Blackhorse Syndrome?
If you want an in-universe explanation, maybe all the coffee made him invincible like Fry in the Tax Refund episode of Futurama.

>> No.13842020
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>>13842006
>As you slip into the sheets and go to be though, the catgirl clings to you like a magnet, nuzzling into you chest with a sleepy murmur of "mine."
Hnnng

>> No.13842023

>>13841902
>Alp cellmate

Target sighted. Would dig a tunnel and escape with her.

>Elf leader
Hopefully I can break her haughty attitude.

>Human serial rapist
Of course the worst monster of all is girl #3. How does she avoid being corrupted though? Is it because she does the raping?

>Nekomata warden

There's going to be yellow slitted eyes looking at me at all times, isn't there?

>> No.13842024

I want to hug an elf nonsexually

>> No.13842030

>>13842015
Yeah, I saw.

>> No.13842034

>>13841974
>Deciding running down a corridor is a bad idea, you throw open the door to the Hedge Maze and run inside, slamming the door behind you.
>You run aimlessly through the maze for several minutes trying to put as much distance between Sandra and you as possible.
>Suddenly you run into something and stumble back.
>"Well. This is a rare sight."
>You look in front of you and see a set of very well toned and tanned abs, looking up you see the bull horned girl they're part of.
>Good lord she's tall. At least two feet taller than you, and decently stacked to boot. She also is carrying an Axe that's as tall as you.
>"Well then, I suppose I owe you a head start." she says while sitting down "Let no-one say that Tanya the Shield-Splitter was a poor sport."
>She actually seems kinda reasonable, unlike Sandra. Maybe you'll actually be able to talk to her?
http://strawpoll.me/5060416/r

>> No.13842037

>>13842024
>as if by magic, your dick is had and you're savagely raping the elf, without even realizing it

Can't fight reality

>> No.13842038

>>13841988
>Eroe

Is that a girl or is that an alp? I never know with him.

>> No.13842041

>>13842018
I guess, although my favorite dark horse will always be orange

Also, as Azrael said
>I've only heard complaints about them (the druggies) since their first battle.

No shit.
And now we're nuking everyone and Kira wonders why guns exist, the concept of human conflict continuing to be an alien concept to him.


>>13842020
Just be careful Anon, if you get to friendly she may want kittens.
Are you sure you want Shortstack werekittens who purr whenever you pick them up?

>> No.13842043 [SPOILER] 
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>>13842024
"Y-you mean you forgive me for THAT?"

>> No.13842046

>>13842034
Challenge her to an arm wrestling match. Using diplomacy, challenge her to an arm wrestling match.

>> No.13842049

>>13842041
>Shortstack werekittens who purr whenever you pick them up?
She will never know what it's like to NOT be pregnant!

>> No.13842051

>>13842043
I love that pic. That rack is delicious.

>> No.13842053

>>13842037
fuck what a twist, fine I want to lick her knife ears nonsexually

>> No.13842055

>>13842038
I'm going to guess girl. Doesn't really matter, his girls are always wonderfully soft and sexy, whether they started as guys or not.

>> No.13842057

>>13842049
But that's just going to accentuate her curves!
Can you imagine her hips and breasts after a litter or two?
Not to mention she's going to need to carry her around when she's tired.
Do you want to take responsibility for that?

>> No.13842058

>>13842043
Yeah that wasn't a big deal

>> No.13842059

>>13842055
I find your lack of standards disturbing.

>> No.13842062

>>13842057
I will be the most responsible if it means raising a family of shortstack werekittens!

>> No.13842069

>>13842053
You just don't get it do you? All you'll do, Is make your betrayal that more foul.

>Anon, please don't, you're the only one I trust

Also, licking ears nonsexually, what are you a dog?

>> No.13842070 [SPOILER] 
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13842070

Welcome back~

>> No.13842073

>>13842062
Then enjoy the family of slightly smug, if overly cheerful, werekittens and werecats.
Are you ready to give them all the belly rubs they could ever want?

Oh my god, all this reused animation.
It's never been this blatant.
OH! A new super weapon!
Is it a satellite cannon?
Yep, its a satellite cannon.

>> No.13842074

>>13842070
3rd part when?

>> No.13842075

>>13842069
I will not rape the elf

>> No.13842078

>>13842070
She keeps coming back, I never should've gave her that tree fitty.

>> No.13842081
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>>13842075
It's okay, you can take her to the beach instead. Where nothing lewd ever happens.

>> No.13842082

>>13842059
I find your hesitation to tap the following disturbing.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2615875

>> No.13842083

>>13842081
We can build a bunch of sand castles then do a little swimming

>> No.13842084

>>13841902
>Sahuagin Cellmate
Not so bad I gues, this could work
>Kikimora Gang leader
You know, somehow I can actually see this.
>Nightmare Brute
This makes me uncomfortable in all sorts of ways.
>Dark Slime Warden
jesus christ how horrofying

>> No.13842086

>>13842082
God damn this artist is great.

>> No.13842088

I want to ruffle hellhound Bullet's hair and call her cute.

>> No.13842090

>>13840393
MANSWINE! Walking into Mordor again when?

>> No.13842093
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>>13842055
>whether they started as guys or not
>girls

I wish you tf/tgfags would I ust go gay already, it'd make you less irritating.

And do it somewhere else.

>> No.13842094

>>13842084
>>Nightmare Brute
I am terribly scaroused.

And strangely curious as to what nightmarishly arousing visions she might visit upon her victims...

>> No.13842095

>>13842094
There's no escape from her, even in your sleep.

>> No.13842096

>>13842093
You will never get rid of the common Alp. It is a clingy creature with powers KC never told you about. Dream powers.
Come, recline on Alpzen's comfy sofa.

>> No.13842097

>>13842082
>some guy from Free!

I want the fujoshi to leave.

>> No.13842099

>>13842090
This weekend.
I've mostly been trying my hand at prose again but no promises if anything will come of it.
I got 10k on one story and scrapped it because it was crap.


>>13842094
Dreams of handholding.

These bitches better not be ripping off my precious dendrobium

>> No.13842101

>>13842096
How about no.

>> No.13842102

>>13842099
>weekend
Well then I'll miss it. I guess I'll just seek comfort in the fluffy embrace of a Wendigo.

>> No.13842106

>>13842101
Since when were you under the impression you weren't already on the sofa?

>> No.13842109

>>13842102
Do it, they are wonderful girls
It's probably going to be another Celes episode where we learn more about her past as a baker.
Also, caragor kittens.

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>>13842109
You don't need to rub it in, bully-wully.

>> No.13842111

>>13842110
Ok, I'll stop.

Also, Loen and Sketchkun are wonderful, giving us heaping doses of cute.

>> No.13842112

I want to get punched by a monstergirl

>> No.13842118

>>13842096
>>13842106
>Alpzen

Jesus christ, no alp should ever have that much power.

>> No.13842119
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>>13842112
Where do you want it?

>> No.13842121

>>13842034
>>13842046
>You decide to sit down and try talking to her
>"You said your name was Tanya right? What did you mean by poor sport?"
>She seems surprised by your actions, but quickly regains her composure.
>"What an odd man. I meant of course, that I wouldn't simply rape you on the spot like some base Succubus. I want this to be a fair contest. If you escape the maze before I catch you, you get to go free. It's a simple as that."
>You're a little thrown off by the fact that she mentioned raping you so casually, but you decide to keep on being polite to her.
>"Rape me? Why would you need to rape me anyway? For that matter, why does every girl I've met in this crazy place want to get in my pants without my consent?"
>She raises an eyebrow at that
>"You act like you don't know how Monstergirls work."
>You respond with "What's a monstergirl?"
>She seems rather surprised at your response. "You honestly don't know, do you? A Monstergirl is a girl like me. I'm a Minotaur. We need human semen to fuel ourselves, and given how they treat us, we have to rape them to get it. It's a simple fact of life."
>Huh. So that's why that Angel girl told you not to get raped. Still, you've never been good at mazes. Maybe it's time to put your newfound strength to the test.
>"How about we settle this a different way? Arm wrestle, you and me. If I win I get to go free. I don't think I need to tell you what you get if you win."
>She seems amused by your offer
>"An arm wrestle? Really? I don't know if you know what you're doing human, I'm much stronger than you."
>Oh if only she knew.
>Placing both of your arms on a nearby garden table, you grab each other's hands and begin trying to pin each other.
>Tanya's eyes bug out slightly in surprise that you're managing to keep things even with her, and she begins straining against you more and more.
>It's futile however, the strength given to you by the God Hand wins out, and you pin her arm to the table.
>cont.

>> No.13842125

>>13842121
>took my suggestion
Yes!

>> No.13842126

>>13842119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY

>> No.13842131

>>13842075
You will, think of elves as supercharged alices. You're going to rape the elf and like it.

>> No.13842132

>>13841539
The non-shitty drawn. Thus, no one.

>> No.13842133

>>13842131
But I wanna have happy consensual sex with an elf!

>> No.13842136

>>13842131
No I refuse to rape the elf, No rape in the area around that elf

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>>13842133
>>13842136
You two need an Elf in heat.

>> No.13842146

>>13842138
How about I just turn the fans on to cool her down? Why doesn't she just rape herself

>> No.13842148

>>13842138
Sorry, that elf lacks enough health to meet my bullying and impregnation standards.

>> No.13842152

>>13842133
You may find that she accept the dicking partway through, but that's all you get. Love for elves is born of rape. Why, don't be surprised if she wants you to use her more while pregnant, so that your future daughter will want your milk even more than hers.

>> No.13842155

>>13842121
>"Good match." you say, as you turn and begin walking away from her. However you feel a sudden pressure on your shoulder and turn to see Tanya gripping your shoulder.
>She pulls you towards her and... hugs you?
>Oh god she's crying, why is she crying?
>"I lost. I really lost! Thank you so much!"
>What.
>"I've been in this maze for a year now. The Queen of Hearts said I could go once a man beat me, but no-one ever could. Every man she's ever thrown in here has been caught by me and thrown into her dungeons to fuel her servants. Now that you've beaten me I'm free!"
>Okay, that's kinda fucked up. You're glad you decided to help this poor girl out.
>"As thanks for freeing me, I, Tanya the Shield-Splitter, swear my loyalty to you. I shall aid you in your journey!"
>Wait what.
>You try to protest and tell her that there's no need, but she looks at you with a look that screams that turning her down is not an option.
>Tanya has joined the party!
>After guiding you out of the maze, you and Tanya exit into a split corridor. Tanya points towards the left corridor.
>"That way leads to the Queen of Heart's throne room. If we go that way, we can confront her immediately! I don't know where the other corridor leads however."
http://strawpoll.me/5060575

>> No.13842158

>>13842155
Confronting one of the more powerful and bitchy of the lilims seems like a bad idea.

>> No.13842159
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>>13842152
Never! Elves are for tender, gentle loving.

>> No.13842161

>>13842159
Nice girl
Shit route

>> No.13842163

>>13842158
Please do not forget that you have the God Hand and haven't used any special attacks or unleashed it today.

>> No.13842167

>>13842155
I'd say getting another party member would be best right now, just in case.

>> No.13842168

>>13842161
Is the VN even good?
>>13842163
Don't forget, exploring every nook and cranny while letting the plot stay on hold is what adventure is about!

>> No.13842169

I want to confess my love to an elf

>> No.13842171

>>13842169
Science has yet to prove whether Elves feel love or other emotions.

>> No.13842172

>>13842168
Yeah, its more of a game than VN though, and you don't see sex till 20hours in.

Enjoyed all of it, routes for me were loli>yuela>elf tits

>> No.13842173

>>13842171
I'm sure elves just need to experience true love

>> No.13842175

>>13842172
I've had it teetering on the edge of my backlog for a few years now. What am I really in for?
>>13842173
But science has yet to prove whether they can experience it. Cave Lich ran out of funding for that particular experiment.

>> No.13842176

>>13842175
who needs a lich all I need is an elf to love

>> No.13842177

>>13842175
Strategy, item building, a shop simulator, and occasional sex.

A good game.

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>>13842136
>>13842136
Rape or be raped, there is no other path.

>> No.13842179
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13842179

Elves are hard to deal with sometimes.

>> No.13842181

>>13842175
Her last reports confirmed numerous cases of Elves claiming "I love the dick!" and "I love it in my ass!" though

>> No.13842182

>>13842178
Why's Accelerator being raped by an elf?

>> No.13842184

>>13842178
Uhh can't we just not rape? Like if I don't rape her and she doesn't rape me we can live in not raped

>> No.13842187

>>13842159
You are anathema to nature. If you will not rape the elf, you must abandon her, or be destroyed.

>> No.13842188

I want a tanuki to tell me to get the fuck out of here before she beats me to death with her balls!

>> No.13842189

>>13842182
Because Elves are immune to ESP.

>> No.13842190

>>13842179
Is this an NTR story?

This seems like an NTR thing.

>> No.13842194

>>13842190
It's not

>> No.13842195

>>13842179
This reminds me of that old hentai where the guy married and Elf and they couldn't fuck because Elf-pussy is too small for human D and he went on a quest to obtain the ultimate lube.

>> No.13842198

>>13842194
Okay. That's good.

>> No.13842201

>>13842159
"I'got a whoole lotta tender gentle loving fer ya."
http://puu dot sh/jh4dA/672b696bbf.jpg

>> No.13842202

>>13842190
no ntr and no rape
http://exhentai.org/g/588807/90d5a1dbce/

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>>13842198
It's nothin, but vanilla.

>> No.13842206

>>13842203
Now that's my kinda Elf.

>> No.13842207

>>13842202
>>13842203
Fantastic.

>> No.13842209

>>13842184
Next you'll tell me you want a fish not to swim.

>> No.13842215

>>13842209
but elves don't have to be raped

>> No.13842216

I want to find a wurm and date her.

I want to take her out to fancy dinners, funny movies, and to the park.
It'll be a slow romance full of cuddling, snuggling, and hand holding.

Then, one day, I will sit her down and ask her to explain what the christ is even going on any more?

Why do I keep hearing newtype noises whenever Laflaga and his dad's clone are in the same battle? Are they newtypes? Is this our amuro and (much crazier) Char?

Why does everyone's go to plan involve genocide?

Why don't they just nuke the satellite laser and then pick off the station? Couldn't you just pick off the other colonies after that?

Why is every battle just beam spam now?

Why do the creators love people popping so much? Is it a fetish of theirs?

Why is Caguli now a coordinator? Didn't they just say she was a normal before even though they new Kira was a coordinator?

How did Lacus and Kira have a romance despite having met a grand total of three times and spoken all of five lines?

Why is Flay, a known associate of the Archangel allowed on an Earth forces warship? Why is she given a job on the deck despite this?

Why do all the main characters not know how to use guns? All they do is throw them.

Why does the captain of this ship not have or use a gun?

Also, Laflaga just died, like all hope I had for this show. Him and the only compitent spaceship captain we had.

It was not worth it.

1 episode left and then destiny.

I'm rustled.

>> No.13842217

>>13842172
The mud golem girl in that game always pissed me off. Why the hell would a mud golem have pink nipples? Not to mention a hymen. That bleeds.

>> No.13842220
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>>13842215
Rape or be raped. Now get the fuck out of my sight.

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>>13839860
Let's talk about Albedo creaming herself when the man she loves curbstomped some fools.

>> No.13842223

>>13842217
Because Aht is a good girl.

>> No.13842226

>>13842220
I will keep my ideals I will not allow rape, If elves are meant to be raped like some say then she would be unable to rape me and if I never rape her then no elf rape ever

>> No.13842227

>>13842223
She is, but mud shouldn't fucking bleed. But no, gotta satisfy japan's weird hymen fetish.

>> No.13842228

>>13842216
You're losing your shit this badly and haven't even embraced your destiny yet?
Rejoicing intensifies.

>> No.13842229

>>13842155
>"It's probably not a good idea to confront the Queen of Hearts right now Tanya."
>She seems shocked by your response.
>"What? Why not?"
>"From what you've told me she's rather powerful. If we explore the castle further we might find some more people willing to help us fight her, or something that'll give us an edge."
>She thinks about it for a minute before nodding and following you down the right corridor, which leads to a forked split.
>The Left corridor is marked "Kitchen"
>The Right corridor is marked "Tea Room"
>And the Middle corridor is marked "Dungeon"
http://strawpoll.me/5060653
You've got 15 minutes.

>> No.13842231

>>13842229
An army marches on its stomach.

>> No.13842233

>>13842227
She's a pure girl, she just wants to be faster.

>> No.13842234

>>13842216
It's literally the same sound-effect, they just use it to show this weird clone mind-link. "Newtypes" in SEED get that weird seed thing instead.

Because humanity sucks. This show is evidence of that.

Cause they want it for themselves? I don't even know.

Because cheap animation. It gets worse in Destiny.

Maybe.

You talking about her getting the seed thing? Maybe it's because of her DNA, or maybe it's to show it's not just a Co-ordinator thing. They never explain it.

Who the fuck knows. They adopt the orphans and live in a mansion together in Destiny.

Figured it was either because Azrael was like, "She's a human, she can stay." or Natarle put in a good word for her.

Because they're not lasers.

Because they're only there for breast bouncing.

He survives. Because fuck reason, logic, or any common sense.

You will be more rustled.

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>>13842222
You mean when Shalltears man curbstomped some fools. Program love should get out.

>> No.13842239

>>13842237
Shit tier girl, stuffs her bra.

>> No.13842241

>>13842222
More Albedo is great but I hope they tone down on displaying what a powerful badass Ains is. We've had two straight episodes of that and it's going to get old.

>> No.13842244

>>13842241
iirc some spoilers I read a while back, they do eventually come up against enemies who actually stand a chance against him.

Eventually. Someday. Eventually.

>> No.13842247

>>13842241
If you were in his place, you'd be going nuts, Tim the Enchanter style.

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>>13842226
>not allow

Real talk, for every one vanilla doujin you find about elves, there are twenty about mindbreak and rape. Who the hell do you think you are, Shinryu? You want to make 3D women as viable as monstergirls next? Your idiocy offends the senses.

>> No.13842250

>>13842248
Now that's my kinda Elf!

>> No.13842251

>>13842237
>>13842222
What the hell is this show about anyway?

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>>13842239
Ains true wife and best girl sits in the middle between them, and [sooiler] she a elf.

>> No.13842254

>>13842251
From what I've heard, it's basically a sword art clone, only instead of Kirito, the protagonist is a skeleton.

>> No.13842255

>>13842247
I think I'd rather stay in my castle and enjoy having a big happy monster family who just happen to wreak havoc on the world because they mistakenly believe I want to take it over.

>> No.13842256

>>13842248
But elves are for love not rape, if one isn't raped it might set off a reaction of unraped elves

>> No.13842258

>>13842228
>>13842234


Ok, Good news for episode fifty is that Flay just bit it, although now we have crazy newtype magic shenaniganry going on with talking to her ghost.

That or Kira finally snapped.
I enjoy the latter interpretation.

Also, holy shit crazy druggie just snapped and its hilarious.

I'm also 100% certain that Clone Dad is a newtype because he had that sound effect go whenever he dodges Kira's shots so we now have newtypes in the mix.

>> No.13842259

>>13842251
Guy gets stranded inside a virtual reality MMORPG in THE FUTURE. Somehow he ends up in another world because of this, and then uses his super-awesome powers to be a cool skeleton wizard with a heart of gold.

>> No.13842260

>>13842251
Certainly not about the games.

>> No.13842263

>>13842251
>Guy plays video game where players get to make whatever the fuck they want
>By the time it's being shut down, he's made an uber-lich PC, and is the leader of a super-ultimate guild of evil
>Logs in on the eve of shut-down to say goodbye to his and his friend's creations
>Then he opens his eyes, he's actually the uber-lich, all the NPCs and shit in the guild are real, and they've all been teleported to a real fantasy world
>Shit gets real-er from there

>> No.13842264

>>13842254
>a sword art clone
This is so fucked up.

>> No.13842265

>>13842251
The story begins with the "stuck in a game" trope.

The twist is that he's not an adventurer beating the game in order to escape

he's the game's final boss

>> No.13842266

>>13842264
>>13842254
It's not a sword art online clone. Overlord shits over SAO

>> No.13842267

>>13842264
Sword art is a bad clone of .hack

>> No.13842270

>>13842254
>it's basically a sword art clone
You did that on purpose

>> No.13842271

>>13842266
>>13842267
Why are you explaining this to me as if I was the one who said it?

>> No.13842272

>>13842258
You think that's "Snapped"?

Just wait till you see Shinn.

>> No.13842275

I want to hug an albino elf

>> No.13842276

>>13839910
>pink slime's hair tendrils end in heart shapes

>> No.13842277

>>13842237
>loli shit with holy powers, somehow
Get out of here, stalker.

She's nowhere close to Albedo.

>> No.13842278

>>13842253
Are these from the manga the show is based on? I like 'em better, though I'm yet to see the anime-ish ones more than just from screenshots.

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>>13842276

>> No.13842286

>>13842276
>>13842279

They look like butts to me

>> No.13842287

>>13842278
>Manga
It's based off an LN

>> No.13842291

>>13842272
Thank you nameless officer, you are the only person here who can actually shoot the people shooting them.

And chairman Zala not only set the station to fire...but set it to self destruct so that Genesis will fire...while he was still alive and on the staion before he was shot for...reasons?

>> No.13842292

>>13842279
I want to waifu all slime types

>> No.13842293

>>13842278
>the manga the show is based on
It's based on light novels, you nincompoop.

>> No.13842298

>>13842286
That's what the heart symbol is.

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>>13842256
There is no cure for stupidity it seems.

>> No.13842301

>>13840395
She obviously has sex with you for the entire first day anon.

>> No.13842306

>>13842231
heh

>> No.13842307

>>13842299
But someone has to try and stop the chain. If no one tries then it will be elf rape forever

>> No.13842308

>>13842265
Oh? Sounds interesting. Does he have his dick?

>Japan

Don't answer that.

>> No.13842311
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>>13842279
>That delicious pink
>Drink nectar all the time
>Have some negligee-looking garnishments going on
>That ara-ara looking shit
>THEY ARE IN HEAT YEAR ROUND
Oh, yes.

>> No.13842312

>>13842308
He's a Skeleton, all he has are bones. Which is too sad, consider the horny bitches who love him.

>> No.13842313

>>13842308
He's a literal skeleton anon.

>> No.13842314

>>13842308
No, he does not.

He laments this fact frequently given that two of his former-NPC followers actively throw themselves at him.

>> No.13842315

>>13842308
>Does he have his dick?
No, and he's super bummed about it...

>> No.13842318

>>13842308
Too bad I'm answering anyways

He's a spooky skeleton lich so even if he doesn't he could magic himself one

However he's dealing with the fact that a lot of "human" attributes like empathy, fear, arousal, etc are being diminished because he's a motherfucking lich

>> No.13842319

>>13842267
>implying .hack doesn't suck ass

.hack is the king of the hill of anime.

>> No.13842322

>>13842287
>>13842293
Alright, alright you nerdomorphs!

>> No.13842324

>>13842318
>He's a spooky skeleton lich so even if he doesn't he could magic himself one
Y'think he'll ever figure out that he could probably do such a thing?

Yeah, sure, that weird Lich Magic that suppresses his emotions keeps him well-prioritized, but one of these days...

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>>13842308
tfw no doot doot

>> No.13842332

>>13842324
He'll have to do it when the blue ovaries on those bitches start to infringe on their ability to do stuff.

>> No.13842335

>>13842312
>>13842314
>>13842315
For the "most perverted country on earth" Japan sure does love to avoid sex. It's irksome.

>>13842318
So he is in fact becoming. Picked up.

>> No.13842337

>>13842332
>No! You can't dick them, you have more important things to do!
>But if I don't dick them, they, two of my most powerful and useful servants, will be completely useless!
>Emotion-Blocker spontaneously quits calming him down

Hooray loopholes!

>> No.13842338

>>13842335
>Picked up
Good boy. It's a promising series.

>> No.13842341

>>13842308
No, but he has a staff that literally lets him edit the code of the game in episode 1. Possibly world-breaking power that could probably turn him human.

>> No.13842342

Well Anons,
It's time for me to go to bed.

Have a pleasant evening and don't let the hellpups burn down the thread.

Just like I wish I could burn this show from my mind.

Why did the druggies need the drugs?

Why did our Char need his drugs?

How did Kira get that far into space after the Freedom was caught in the explosion?

How did Caliguli and Arthun find Kira, a human floating in the infinite, black void of space without there being any signs of a rescue beacon being on him?

How is the bird flying through space? Does it have little pulse generators like the Haros? What reason would birdy have to fly into space besides doing some crappy end of show morality message?

.....

I wish I had a wurm to ask all these questions.
Or maybe a minotaur because she'd just tell me to shut up and shatter my pelvis till I forget.

Either way, its time for Destiny.

God help me.

>> No.13842344

>>13842331
>>13842324

I'm reminded of this anime where people are separated into castes, and there's this surgeon guy who fucks his girlfriend of the lower caste by operating on her, stimulating her nerve endings directly with scalpel and pincers in hand. It's much less guroey than it sounds. In fact, it's not at all, wish I could remember the name.

>> No.13842345

>>13842342
One of the few questions that Destiny answers. It's a legit disturbing twist.

Because clone degeneration. It comes back in Destiny too.

Oh, he survives far more than that...

Luck. There's a lot of that.

Because it was in the opening.

>> No.13842347

>>13842229
>You head down the Left corridor to the Kitchen.
>As you go further down the corridor you are met by a heavenly smell and loud shouting.
>"NO NO NO, THAT'S TOO MUCH SALT YOU IGNORANT FOOL."
>You reach a door and peer inside to see a rather irritated looking girl with purple tentacles yelling at a shy looking girl with piglike traits
>"FIRST YOU RUIN MY TEA WITH TOO MUCH SUGAR, NOW YOU RUIN THIS DISH WITH TOO MUCH SALT! I SHALL TAKE THIS TO THE GARBAGE WHERE IT BELONGS WHILE YOU GET TO WORK REPLACING IT!"
>The pig girl apologizes to the tentacled woman in the quietest voice you've ever heard as the target of her apologies storms out through a side door.
>Poor girl looks like she's gonna cry.
http://strawpoll.me/5060747

>> No.13842349

>>13842342
God is not here, boy. Here there's only Tak.

>> No.13842356

>>13842347
Time to protect a smile!

>> No.13842357

>>13842347
Hug the p'orc. It is the only answer.

>> No.13842360

>>13842342
>don't let the hellpups burn down the thread.
Not tonight.

>> No.13842361

>>13842349

I'm going to poop.

>> No.13842365

>>13842345
>Clone degeneration
Ok, that makes sense.
Although I still wonder why everyone was so shocked by what they saw beneath Rae's mask.

>>13842349
Praise the space whale?

Also, holy shit, I've seen shin for five minutes and he's crazy.

Although he has a reason.

>> No.13842366

>>13842365
>space whale
I was quoting some shitty Stephen King movie, but whatever.

>> No.13842368

>>13842366
Ah, Ok.

I've never read any Steven King.

>> No.13842379

>>13842365
>Although he has a reason
You'll stop thinking he's justified in his crazy after a point.

>> No.13842391

>>13842379
Great.


Funny clothes!
Duel wielding AKs!
Spinning and jumping!
Stupid hair!
Explosions!

I'm going to hate myself after this.

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>> No.13842396

>>13842391
Remember what I told you last time: Stargazer.

>> No.13842397

>>13842392
Dat everything.
Unf.

>> No.13842398

>>13842392
Albedo has evolved! Abledo evolves to... Phatbucus?

>> No.13842400

>>13842396
I will.
I'll need something good after this.

>> No.13842401

>>13842391
You're going to hate a lot of stuff by the time this is over.

But like the other guy said, Stargazer. Much better time of things. Then watch AGE if you haven't already. Plenty of other things to get angry at in AGE! Like the genocidal granpa teaching his pre-teen grandson to kill all the Martians!

>> No.13842403

>>13842392
>>13842222
>tfw she will never love you
>her heart belongs to ains and you're just a wretched human worm

>> No.13842408

>>13842401
Yeah, I can already tell.

D-did they just launch FOUR jets that combine to form a gundam?

This shit flew in the original but now?

Why?

On the plus side, delicious not-Zaku

>> No.13842415

>>13842408
>Not Zaku
It's literally called a Zaku. Well, ZAKU. But yes. The throwback designs in Destiny are fantastic. A lot of them are really. I'm especially a fan of the GOUF they introduce later.

But anyway, yes. A Core Fighter, a Chest Fighter, a Leg Fighter, and a Fighter for the Not-Striker Pack. Meet the Impulse! And get used to seeing the combining sequence. It's not going away any time soon.

>> No.13842418

>>13842415
Well, guess I have a lot to look forward to.
This show makes my head hurt.
I'm going to bed, good night Anon.

Only 49 more episodes of Destiny to go.

>> No.13842419

>>13842347
>You signal to Tanya to hang back while you talk to the pig girl, which she calls an Orc. Apparently the woman who was yelling at her earlier is a "Mindflayer" whatever that means.
>You sneak up on her and tap her on her shoulder, causing her to yelp.
>"A-a-a Human? W-what are y-y-ou doing here?"
>Poor girl's stuttering from all the tears.
>"You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
>She seems confused, but she's calming down.
>"What was all that before by the way? That girl who was yelling at you earlier seems like a total bitch."
>She looks down at the ground after hearing that.
>"That was Chef Marisa. She's a Mindflayer, so I can't talk back to her or she'll punish me by erasing my memories."
>That just seems needlessly cruel.
>"She always yells at me whenever I get anything even a little bit wrong, and she never tells me how to fix it! It's like she's dedicated to making me as miserable as possible!"
>Oh no she's starting to tear up again.
>"I wish I'd never come here! I want to go home, but now that I'm working for the Queen of Hearts I can't or she'll send Marisa after me!"
>Oh no she's crying again.
http://strawpoll.me/5060823

>> No.13842427

>>13842419
In the name of all that is good in this world someone hold that piggy.

>> No.13842438

I have a dream that one day little monstergirls will be able to join hands with little human boys and human girls as sisters and brothers.

>> No.13842439

>>13842438
I have a dream that one day you will kill yourself.

>> No.13842442

>>13842438
I actually have an interesting idea about a way boys can be born to monstergirls. Very rarely, and only as part of twins/triplets/etc.

>> No.13842446

>>13842442
But what would stop the MG twin from raping her male twin

>> No.13842447

>>13842419
Is it sex that drains our power or is it part of being raped?

>> No.13842451

>>13842446
Maybe by being family, or just as likely nothing

>> No.13842453

>>13842446
What stops any monstergirl from raping any male?

>> No.13842457

>>13842453
another monster

>> No.13842462
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>>13842003
>>13842024
I'm sure we all want to do these.

>> No.13842464

>>13842453
The Extraspecies Combat Unit. Good luck, commander.

>> No.13842465

>>13842462
the funny thing is both you quoted are me, so double thanks

>> No.13842467

>>13842419
>You immediately wrap your arms around the poor girl, much to her surprise.
>"It's okay. It's okay. I'm here to fight the Queen of Hearts anyway, so I'll make sure she doesn't send anyone after you."
>She looks surprised at what you just said.
>"Wait you're here to wha-"
>Your tender moment is suddenly ruined by a familiar yelling voice
>"WHAT IS THIS? A HUMAN?"
>You whirl around to see Chef Marisa standing in the doorframe with her hands on her hips
>"AND WHAT IS A HUMAN DOING IN THIS KITCHEN UNRESTRAINED YOU PATHETIC FOOL?"
>Oh god her voice is even worse when you're in the same room as her.
>"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU PORCINE IDIOT? HOLD HIM DOWN SO I CAN TIE HIM UP!"
>Much to your surprise the Orc pushes you to the ground and holds you down. Before you can push her off, she starts whispering into your ear.
>"Are you really here to fight the Queen of Hearts?"
>You nod silently
>"Okay. Then I have no regrets doing this."
>She suddenly stands up, and marches over to Marisa.
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MORONIC SWINE? I TOLD YOU TO HO-"
>She doesn't get the chance to finish her insult as the Orc rears her head back and headbutts Marisa dead between the eyes.
>The Mindflayer reels back and collapses on the floor, very clearly knocked out.
>"Well then, I should probably help you with that."
>The Orc cracks her neck, before looking down at the unconscious Mindflayer and giggling
>"I've always wanted to do that."
>She walks up next to you and gives you a quick peck on the cheek.
>"My name's Penny by the way. Nice to meet you."
>God damn she's got a cute smile.
>Penny Joined the Party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFSen7DRQWU
I'm gonna call it there for tonight, but I'll continue it later tomorrow.
>>13842447
That's actually gonna get elaborated on after you beat the Queen of Hearts.

>> No.13842472

>>13842467
You gonna pastebin this or what?

>> No.13842475

>>13842467
You sure this part wasn't added because you want to beat up Marisa Mamiya?

>> No.13842480

>>13842475
Who?

>> No.13842483

>>13842480
A girl from Starless who is an insufferable, spoiler brat, the name and the way the Mindflayer behaved just seemed to fit.

>> No.13842486
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>You will never be 'operated' on by Dr. Lich.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM

>> No.13842493

i want to annoy a lich with stupid questions

>> No.13842496

>>13842467
Night then, hope you continue sometime.

>> No.13842498

>>13842493
They're Wurmie and the Lich, yes Wurmie and the Lich~

>> No.13842503

>>13842498
One is a genius! The other's a bitch!

>> No.13842510

>>13842472
Done.
http://pastebin.com/0wmGV628

>>13842483
Huh. I've never watched or played Starless, so that's actually a 100% coincidence. I just came up with the name Marisa off the top of my head.

>> No.13842512

>>13842510
thanks anon

>> No.13842513

>>13842510
>100% coincidence
Well it was a happy one, because punching Marisa in Starless would be so cash.

>> No.13842514

>>13842496
Real quick fun fact, the reason you guys have to fight the Lilims is because you chose the God Hand.

>> No.13842517

>>13841257
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/%E3%80%8CYOU%E3%80%8D
Oh. OK.

>> No.13842518

>>13842503
Wurmie's a floozy? But why?

>> No.13842520

>>13842510
Well GodHandAnon, what funky things are you planning in the future after this?

>> No.13842521

I want to bone a skeleton

>> No.13842524

>>13842518
wurm is genius

>> No.13842527

>>13842521
A spooky scary skeleton, or a non-spooky, slime covered one?

>> No.13842529

>>13842520
More girls, and a boss fight against the Queen of Hearts.
If you guys didn't choose the God Hand, you would've fought her champion instead.
Also You're gonna get some exposition in an inn after the Queen of Hearts fight.
Oh yeah, and I'm keeping track of affection levels too. The current standings are:
[Nina: 0
Sandra: 5
Tanya: 15
Marisa: -15
Penny: 20

>> No.13842530

>>13842527
Trumpet playing skeleton

>> No.13842531

>>13842521
Smack your dick on her ribcage. Play that shit like a xylophone.

>> No.13842532

>>13842486
>You will never be a kid in MGC and watch a musical cartoon with Druella being the main antagonist, singing about her love for mischief and lewdness
>You will never grow up and learn she actually voiced her character herself, since she liked it and just for the heck of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Mc_PqKRMU&t=1m13s

>> No.13842533

>>13842529
No, I meant after this story.

>> No.13842536

>>13842531
musical sex would be funny

>> No.13842537

>>13842533
Actually I don't know. We'll see what happens.

>> No.13842539

>>13842537
But you've become a writefag now. You have responsibilities.

>> No.13842542

>>13842539
I'm still writing this adventure! We'll see if there's demand for another adventure later.

>> No.13842546

>>13842542
Just keep that in mind, boyo.

>> No.13842551

Would it be better to give a kiki headpats when she is at 0% or at 50%

>> No.13842556
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>>13842551
It's best to not let them drop as low as 0%.

They need to stay above 75% if you want them to sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHrRxQVUFN4

>> No.13842558

>>13842551
Letter her get to 0% counts as abuse. Charging past 80% could cause Required Affectionate Pelvis Exploration

>> No.13842561

>>13842556
>>13842558
So keep her at 110%

>> No.13842579

>>13842462
Do we have yet another new drawfag here?
Cool.

>> No.13842609

Dead.

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>>13842609
Just the way I like 'em.

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>>13842024
>>13842053
>>13842075
>>13842133
>>13842136
>>13842159
>>13842184
>>13842215
>>13842226
>>13842256
>>13842307
My brothers. Keep fighting the good fight

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Is it spooky time?

>> No.13842636

>>13842629
No please.

>> No.13842639

>>13842636
Then move to the third floor or higher.

>> No.13842642

>>13842639
But then I'm not safe from the Manticores!

>> No.13842648

>>13842629
I want to cum on her face

>> No.13842652

>>13839832
How would she react to all the Waifu folders I have or the porn folders?

>> No.13842653

>>13842648
Would you use your jizz to make a smiley-face on her?

>> No.13842657

>>13842616
My dick is confused.

>> No.13842677

>>13842653
Yup, put a nice smile on her face

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>>13840986
Toumasu best mamono artistoru.

>> No.13842701

>Already have two things I should be writing, but something wacky with too many references in it starring my waifu is tempting me away
Give me guidance!

>> No.13842710

>>13842701
Follow your heart. That's what I do, and that's why I never finish anything.

>> No.13842723

>>13842710
Sounds good to me. Except the not finishing anything part.

>> No.13842726

>>13842723
Hey, the bitches still love me, they'll still love you. Wacky is good, in any case.

>> No.13842738

I want to discuss history with a monstergirl who lived during it

>> No.13842744

>>13842738
Old hags!

>> No.13842747

>>13842744
Finely aged wine!

>> No.13842749

>>13842747
Milk that went sour and then turned to cheese!

>> No.13842752

>>13842749
Finely aged cheddar!

>> No.13842755

cheese is on Pizza and Pizza is a vegetable so I think I win this

>> No.13842756

>>13842747
I'd get intoxicated off a wight's scent, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13842758

>>13842749
Isotropes with half-lives outlasting stars!

>> No.13842761

>>13842755
But if pizza is a vegetable, what does that make grilled cheese?

>> No.13842764

>>13842761
sushi

>> No.13842768

>>13842764
Ew, I hate sushi. Wait, does that mean I hate grilled cheese now? I wish the government could tell me what to think. Those tanuki are all so smart and always looking out for the average citizen.

>> No.13842769

>>13842764
I'd cut up a mermaid, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13842773

I want to start a lemonade stand with my tanuki friend

>> No.13842778

>>13842773
How old is this tanuki friend of yours?

>> No.13842785

>>13842778
she saw little kids doing it and wanted to undercut them

>> No.13842789

>>13842785
She probably got a proper vending license and made sure it was more sugar than lemons then. You'll do fine.
Just try not to get mofued at such a young age.
The first step is her letting you use her tail as a back pillow.

>> No.13842797

>>13842785
I am now imagining an adult tanuki angry at having no customers

>> No.13842802

>>13842797
A short angry raccoon!

>> No.13842808

I want to compliment Tanuki tail

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I want to touch a cow.

And I only just realised that hand is fucked up.