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So you've been chatting up this fly honey at the bar and she's really into you. The conversation has hit a lull, and at this point she's just giving you this look. What do you do next?

>> No.13882949

[X] Take her home.

>> No.13882962

Slap her right in the face!

>> No.13883026

>>13882943
/jp/ is too autistic to talk to girls, and too poor to afford to go to a bar. They'll also need their mothers to pick them up.

Strike one, two,and three. You're out!

>> No.13883028

Go to the bathroom then hop out the window.

>> No.13883040

>>13882943
[X] Escort her home, close the door behind me and lovingly rape her

>> No.13883085

>>13882943
Wake up

>> No.13883089

>>13882943
Call her a taxi and knock up the bartender.

>> No.13883131

Fuck her right in the pussy.

>> No.13883132

>>13883040
>lovingly rape her
dafuq

>> No.13883152

Lean in and hug

>> No.13883169

>>13883131

Xdd

>> No.13883183
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>>13883040

> you must eat all of the eggs

>> No.13883234
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13883234

Ask her to introduce me to Patchouli!

>> No.13883251

I like these threads. I imagined myself in that scenario and it felt good. I should try to find a bar with that atmopshere.

>> No.13883362

>>13882943
I would go over to Reimu and Slap the shit out of her for not wearing shoes in a bar

>> No.13883374
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>>13882943
that's not kuroko

>> No.13883484

>>13882943
>inb4 unzips dick

>> No.13883567

I tell her I'm lost, because I have no idea why I'm in a bar.

>> No.13883579

>>13883374
Who is that little dork? I want to bully her like there is no tomorrow.

>> No.13883697

>>13882943
"anyway... how about you and I head to my crib? I'll call my mom and she can pick us up, don't worry, she keeps the van really clean, but you might find some Cheeto bags in the back because my little brother just had a sleepover"

>> No.13883935

>>13882943
Ask her to eat my organs

>> No.13884058

>>13882943
Shit profusely on her face with no warning. After that's done, if she can accept my fetish, then we'll talk.

>> No.13884090

>>13882943

Open my coat to reveal the clamps on my nipples and other sensitive areas
Politely ask her to go to my house
We get there
We move onto the bed
I ask her to kick me in the balls as hard as she can and to sodomize me without lube
We both end the day sexually satisfied

>> No.13884274

>>13883579
For whatever reason, I share that sentiment.

>> No.13884285

>>13882943
I tell you to take your shitty question and answer threads back to /a/ or /v/ or wherever.

>> No.13884419

>>13882943

I dunno , rape her or something I guess.

>> No.13884436

>>13882943
I h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hold her h-h-h-h-h-h-h-n-hand!

>> No.13884724
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>>13883579
>>13884274

>> No.13884734

I haven't had a conversation with a girl my age in 10 years

>> No.13884759

>>13884734
>I haven't had a conversation with a girl my age in 10 years
You used to talk to girls 10 years older than you?

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>>13883026
She actually payed for your drink, talked to you first, and offered to drop you off at home...
Unless you would like to swing by her place first for a bit...

>> No.13884832

>>13884761
Okay, sure. Why not?

>> No.13884859

>>13882943
I suddenly remember that I'm schizophrenic and that she is not real.

>> No.13884866

>>13884761
That sounds awfully suspicious

>> No.13884875

>>13884761
What are we gonna do?

>> No.13884920
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>>13884832
>>13884866
>>13884875
You go back to her place and....!!!
［Ｙ／Ｎ］　？

>> No.13884943

>>13884920
I'm not into that kind of thing...!

>> No.13884962

>>13884920
Y

>> No.13884984

>>13882943
glass her

>> No.13885005

>>13882943
Wonder why I haven't been trying to get with that sexy bartender instead.

>> No.13885021

>>13885005
Maybe because the bartender is the unsexiest thing in that image. Even less sexy than Wriggle and that painting!

>> No.13885023

>>13884920
You say it like there's a choice.

>> No.13885030

>>13884920
I-I'm saving myself for marriage
NNNNNNNN

>> No.13885037

>>13882943
>implying I know anything about dates or have ever been on one in my life before

>>13883026
>and too poor to afford to go to a bar

Speak for yourself, I get 800 Euro and free rent each month for crying to a psychologist every 4 weeks. After food, internet and electricity I still have somewhat over 400 Euro I can spend for anything I want with each month.

>> No.13885041

>>13882943
Who's that? Vaas Monteflores?

>> No.13885043

>>13882943
When is the answer ever not
[X] RAPE THE MAID
?

>> No.13885143

>>13885037
>anything I want
Except guns. Sounds worth it though. Also ,who do you even tell to get that ball rolling? Do you call somebody up and tell them you're going to hang yourself?

>> No.13885290

>>13884920
N

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>>13885043
When it's
[X] RAPE THE MAIDS

>> No.13885369

>>13885300
SUPLEX CITY

>> No.13885388

>>13884920
Y

>> No.13885554
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>>13882943
I go talk to that cute bug back there in the doorway

>> No.13885587

Raymoo looks like she has the right idea.
I go and join her at the gachimuchi table.

>> No.13886007

>>13884920
I'd rather not. It's only my first time.

>> No.13886119

>>13882943
>you've been chatting up this fly honey at the bar
Where do you think you are?

>> No.13886201
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13886201

ask: sex?
and by the looks she would say yes.
go to bathroom and bang, after that go and hang out with Reimu.

btw, some one should nerf Reimu, she is to op

>> No.13886239

>>13883183

fucking underrated post

especially with that image oh god

>> No.13886295
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13886295

I don't know what to say in reply to OP so here's more sexy blushing yuuka.

>> No.13886299
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13886299

And another one. Because Yuuka.

>> No.13886301
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>>13886201

Naice...

Naice.....

>> No.13886479

>>13884920
Y

>> No.13888337

>>13886299
>>13886295
Thanks!

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>>13882943
Can't say much luv. My crew's here and we got a gig to play in fifteen.

>> No.13889153

>>13882943
Run and take care not to step on any flowers.
This hoe is dangerous.

>> No.13890138
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13890138

Ughhh I want to be with Yuuka so bad it physically pains me.

>> No.13890193

>>13890138

Aww that's cute... Is there any more?

>> No.13890196

>>13890138
stfu

>> No.13890313

>>13890138
>>13890193

Just wait, VR is almost here. Yuuka wants to be with you just as much as you want to be with her, you know.

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