Monster Girl Thread

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Because it isn't the funny looking root feet or the fact that they're a plant girl that draws me to them. It's the screaming.

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First for maids are olev.

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First for Pharaoh, Lilim, Baphomet, and Dragon a best.

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Mantis is without a doubt the best bug.

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Give her the B.

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Loligoth monmusus are love.

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>>13887871
The.. Baby? Buck? Bick?

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>>13887876
The Brush

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I had a really weird thought the other day about how monstergirl-opposing civilizations would prevent males from allowing monstergirls to reproduce. The solution? A "scared-straight" type program for monstergirl fetishists to hammer in the (false) fact that human males couldn't handle monstergirls.
Inspired by that idea, I made this (nsfw, femdom): http://imgur.com/j6c3fdX
I feel really dirty inside for even thinking about something like this. Time to contact a dark priest to confess my sins.

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>>13887874
Black sclera a best.

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>>13887880
Human girls are the true evil.

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>>13887882
You got that right.

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>>13887887
Roger Dodger.

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>>13887880
>Humans
>In charge of anything
Plan backfired, faggots, where's muh dick-draining mosntergirls?

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>>13887880
Oh my.

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>>13887880
This is the most shameful boner I've ever gotten.
I don't know why I have an overstimulation fetish. It looks painful.

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>>13887890
>intercrural
>then hotdog
>then paizuri
>then shoulderblades
>then showersex with creampie
>then cuddling under the blankets

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>>13887899
Meh.
>Face sitting
>Paizuri
>More Paizuri
>About an hours worth of paizuri
>Kissing before insertion
>Gentle cowgirl with wing cocoon for the rest of the night

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>>13887899
>shoulderblades
How does that even work?
Everything else there is great though.

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>>13887891
Wouldn't they just quarantine you if they determine you're beyond redemption?

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>>13887899
>>13887905
Just change everything that isn't penetration with facesitting

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>>13887911
God I love facesitting, too. No idea why it turns me on so much.

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>>13887907
She gotta have big traps and squeeze her shoulderblades together

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>>13887910
Yes, quarantine camps staffed almost entirely by human women.

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>>13887919
>try to lie into passing the test
>police catch you ogling monstergirls again
>back into the program again

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I want Tamamo to tickle me!

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>>13887870
Not while Oomukades exist.

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>>13887911
>>13887914
Is it reverse irrumation? Just plain facesitting is just boring.

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>>13887914
It's probably because you enjoy the idea of being immobilized and unable to escape a girl.
That, or you're an ass man and want to be as close to the ass as possible.
I'd put my money on the second one.

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>>13887897
Probably because, deep down inside, you want a monstergirl to suck the cum out of you like a straw, while you squirm helplessly against her embrace.
get the paddy wagon

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>>13887932
I enjoy both.

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>>13887924
If they see you as a lost cause, they lock you in a room filled with faceless businesswomen. So you better put on a really good act.

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Monstergirl delinquents.

Discuss.

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>>13887932
The first by far.

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>>13887874

tfw no cheshire waifu cosplaying as Kuroneko cosplaying.

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>>13887938
I want to run a gang of Minotaurs.

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>>13887938
Thugdere a qt.

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>>13887938
I want to play with that monoeyes ears.

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>>13887946
I want to run from a gang of Minotaurs.

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>>13887938
Would consider kissing all of them, possibly even holding hands with the one on the right.

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>>13887938
Delinquent alps are one of my favorite kinds of alps

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>>13887938
I'd let them bully me. Just as long as it's not anything too bad.

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>>13887925
I want to tickle a yeti

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>>13887938
Real monstergirl delinquents yes.
Fake monstergirl delinquents that are just shy virgins on the inside no.

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>>13887938
One of those situations where a Salamander delinquent boss becomes your obsessive stalker after you land a well-timed punch on her when she jumps on you.

Imagine receiving notes in your locker written in really scratchy letters and horrible spelling, telling you to join her gang, but also decorated with cute little hearts and with candy taped to them.

"HEY ASSHOLE! MEET ME AT THE ROOFTOP @ NOON OR YOUR DEAD. WE HAVE SOMETHING VERY EMPORTANT TO TALK ABOUT. SEE YOU SOON. "

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>>13887954

Nerd.

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>>13887960
I can take insults! I don't mind!
...I just don't like getting beat up.

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>>13887933
>You'll never bind up a Lilim so you can use her for Irrumatio.
>You'll never pound away at her mouth like she's a living oral onahole until you cum in her mouth.
>She'll never start sucking hard enough to prevent you from pulling out and then break out of her binds.
>She'll never reverse the positions of dominance, bringing you down to the ground and sucking voraciously on your overstimulated dick until you cum in her mouth over and over again.
>She'll never suck you dry but keep going for a while just to see you squirm.
>She'll never cuddle up to you after she's done and apologize for breaking character the way she did, but her instincts took over.
>She'll never cuddle you close and then whisper to you that you should keep from jerking off for a month so she can do it again.

I'm starting to realize how wonderful Lilims can be.

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So shimoneta is your average MG dystopian novel/movie right?

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>>13887972
Would you spend your life living in fear of the thought police for her?

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>>13887980
I'd gather up my belongings and run from the city to be with her.
I was going to do that anyway. Overstimulation cops if you want to love monstergirls? No thank you.

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>>13887972
Lovely.

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>>13887972
Too soft for a Lilim

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>>13887870
Honestly, while I like the kuudere aspect, I'm really not a fan of the physical part of the mantis. Scythe arms aren't like tails or paws that you can enjoy, and they have that really weird bug thorax sticking out their back.

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It's Crow Tengu mating season, so be wary! They're clever girls and if they've set their eyes on you, they won't stop for anything

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>>13887959
>Cute hearts and candy

Sign me up, she has won me over.

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>>13887989
>Kept on sucking after there was nothing left in the sack just to see her lover squirm
>Too soft.

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>>13887999
I just imagine them far, far worse

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>>13887972
om nom nom

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>>13887999
Of course that's too soft, she needs to snap his pelvis and call him a weak human along with all that other garbage.

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>>13888002
How much worse? They aren't going to hurt you anon.

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>>13887984
>police cars driving after you while you make your escape
>city freaking the fuck out because they think you're some kind of serial killer
>make it out mostly unharmed
>live in the untamed wilderness, free from the tyranny of an anti-monstergirl city, constantly fighting for your life in a never-ending struggle to find the ideal wife
it sounds like the saddest, but also the most inspiring life story.

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>>13888005
Bullshit they aren't.

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>>13888002
>>13888004
I imagine it varies from Lilim to Lilim.
And the "Weak Human" roleplay is on tuesdays.

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>>13888005
>>13888008

Yes, they will.

Although despite their violent behaviour
the only thing they managed to break
is my heart.

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>>13887978
Haven't seen it yet, so I don't know.

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So last thread died when we were talking about monster girl plushies, and I doodled something using one of the less talked about monster girls from the encyclopedia: Ogre.

I would totally buy me a MGE plushie.

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>>13888010
>weak human roleplay on Tuesdays
Why not every day of the week? I'm more than okay with this. She can even dress herself up in something that would make her look like her mother and then proceed to "smite" me.

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>Monstergirl delinquent turf wars
>The Onis just took control of another school
>The One-Eyes and the Snakes form an uneasy alliance and urge for the other small gangs to do the same
>Wolves are still refusing. They're a lot more racist than even the other species gangs.
>Succers gang leader just swiped another rival gang leader's man. She doesn't even care about him, just wants to humiliate the competition.
>The Firebreathers have started to isolate themselves lately. Everyone's paranoid. They're only a four-girl gang but everyone's still afraid to fuck with them.

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>>13888019
>zipper in-between legs to place stuff in.
Anon.

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>>13888010
They're still fucking garbage.

Just like every other monster girl.

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>>13888019
Better design: Between legs onahole, between butt cheeks is the secret compartment for storing stuff (like chocolate).

trollface.jpg

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>>13888019
That's the cutest Ogre ever.
>zipper between legs
Dohohoho.

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>>13888024
That sounds absolutely terrifying. I'd stay indoors.

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>>13888019
Huh. That seems pretty cute.

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>>13887995
>come home from a hard day of work
>go into the study because you want to read
>all of your books are gone
>the only thing that remains is a note on your bookshelf that reads "trust nobody, not even your shelf"
>bookshelf tilts forward
>dodge out of the way, land on something fluffy
>it's that goddamn bird again
>"My my, so assertive~! But, that's what I love about you."

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>>13888020
>Why not every day of the week?
Because we need the other days for different roleplays.
"Conquering Hero", "Dominatrix in Love", "Gladiators" the list goes on but I'll stop there.

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>>13888019
>that zipper
>that ogre blush

oh I can unzip my dick to this

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>>13888024
Rival Schools with monstergirls? Brilliant.

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>>13888029
Why the fuck are you even here then?

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>>13888038
Sure you can, but you'll regret it after a few strokes. An entrance that small with a zipper lining is like getting a teeth-centric blowjob from a shark girl.

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>>13888024

I like the idea of them having species-relevant gang names.

>The One Eyes (cyclops)
>The Hissers (lamia)
>The Howlers (wolves)
>The Suckers (succubutt)
>The Firebreathers (dragons)

Can't think of a good one for Oni. Just calling them 'The Oni' sounds strong enough. Maybe they settled on 'Oni' because they don't think there's any word that sounds tougher.

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>>13888044
Don't engage the guy, his typing style is very recognizable.

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>>13888049

>Oni gang names

The Reds and Blues?
The Colors?
The Drinkers?
The Kanabos?

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>>13888047
>An entrance that small with a zipper lining is like getting a teeth-centric blowjob from a shark girl.
Or fucking a robutt.

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>>13888049
The Alcoholics.

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>>13888019
How much would something like this cost to be 3-4ft and come with onahole?

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>>13888055
The Gin and Tonics. The Red Onis are the Gins, the Blues are the Tonics.

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>>13888049
>Hissers
>Not Tunnel Snakes

>>13888056
That's what you get for ordering a cheapo robo-maid. Gotta get the model with the self-heating, self-lubricating, vibrating model.

Lactating and micro-factory womb version too if you're into pregger stuff.

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>>13888062
>Lactating and micro-factory womb version too if you're into pregger stuff.
My favorite species is Holstaur so yeah, money is no object.

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>>13888062
>Lactating and micro-factory womb version too if you're into pregger stuff
My fetishes, absolutely lovely.

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What'cha doing nerds?

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>>13888071
Why are her paws so damn tiny.

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>>13888071
Watching Ushio and Tora

It needs more monstergirls

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>>13888071
Kill yourself.

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>>13888072
I think the paws are reasonable.

that arm is fucked though

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>>13888071
You know what? What are YOU doing, nerdlord?

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>>13888076
It's nice to see you to Jaws.

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>>13888071
Listening to some recently leaked MGSV tracks, and the Yakuza 5 OST.

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>>13888071
Projects/Lurking.

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>Doggy-style with owl harpy
>She twists her neck around 180-degrees to watch you

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>>13888071
lurking and playing some demon gaze still waiting for kobold translation

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>>13888094
not being able to move her eyes would be really creepy

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>>13888094
That sounds arousingly terrifying.

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>>13888094
Instant divorce.

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>>13888094
Hot.

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>>13887880
Is that the same captionanon as from the last few threads? Do you have a central imgur account (or whatever) where you have all your stuff? 'cause It's pretty good and I regret not saving it..

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>>13888094
That. Hm. That's an idea.

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>>13888071
Fighting a siege battle against filthy barbarians.

Think I'm going to go read a book after.

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>>13888094

hoo

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>>13888104

>That face
>Just staring as you plow her from behind
>Unblinking
>With that cute little smile

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>>13888094
>>13888104
We need more owl girls

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>>13888110

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ayy lmao

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>>13888071
Preparing for vacation, thinking about maybe possibly writing something.

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>>13888115
Preddie-chan what the fuck are you doing here

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>>13888097
>yfw she has all the eye / neck super powers of an Owl
>while also retaining the human ability to move eyeballs
>but still has a tendency to unmovingly stare right into your soul
>right into your soul

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Is this the sub thread? Man I want to be raped so hard!

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>>13888126
>>13888104
>>13888094
>You'll never scare an owl girl shitless by outstaring her

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA

Apes of the hamburger.

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>>13888134
0/10 come on man

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Has anyone seen this one yet?
http://i.imgur.com/lZqArw2.jpg

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>>13888138
That is what an owl do.

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>>13888094
I prefer reverse cowgirl with the same concept

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>>13888138
>"Ear ahr troo fecks about the AAAAOOOOOHHH"
kek

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>>13888134
You fit subtle to a big fat pulsating T.

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>>13888146
Yes.

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>>13888146
yep, it's old.

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>>13888158
>>13888163
Right, just checking. Carry on.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r577ytYTZM

>Owl harpy GF
>She likes having her hair tussled and her head scratched
>Makes sounds like this

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Your Kejourou imouto finds out you brushed someone else's hair, how do you respond?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWyWvMcGHYs

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>>13888101
It is, and I don't really have anything aside from a twitter.
I guess I could make an Imgur, but I'm not sure if there are better alternatives to it yet. I'll do a bit of digging, and let you guys know what happens.

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>Ah! Evening in Mordor, the most peaceful time of the day, other than maybe the morning after.
>The P'Orcs had returned to their hovels, a slave in tow, and torches burned in their camps as they drank, ate, and told tales of what, or who, they'd done that day.
>Truly it was a time of true peace....other than the ghul swarms and the occasional Caragor of course.
>That's why you'd decided to spend the evening asleep atop on of those weird, creepy towers that popped up whenever you climbed the ancient, elven ruins which dotted the landscape.
>Sure, you had to deal with whispers which scratched at the corners of your mind and everything had that weird glowy light which made it hard to look at.
>Whatever, regardless of the strain on your sanity, it beat sleeping on the ground or in bushes, you'd had enough of that crap back in the rangers.
>Yep, time for you slip into the creep bed an-
>"Ranger," the call came, Celes slowly materializing next to you next to you "there's something I'd like to ask you."
>You weren't going to be sleeping tonight were you?
>"You see human, recently I've been going through my memories and I've found that pieces are still missing..."
>Yep, your definitely not getting any sleep tonight.
>"And I've recently felt a...tugging sensation out there recently, somthing that feels like its a part m-"
>Looks like its time to help the elf with something, no sleep for you.
>You knew that you had no right to be irritated at her, you certainly would want your memories back if they just up and vanished but right now you wanted to sit down and sleep after a long day of P'Orc molestation and flower hunting.
>As the elf continued her impassioned plea about the "Gaping void where my memories once were," you grumpily stumbled from the bleached blankets of the bed and drunkenly snagged your pants and boots, throwing them on as the girl became too wrapped up in her twelve point speech on the benefits of regaining her memories to notice.

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>>13888172
Brush hers

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>Kobold still not translated
I need wan.

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>>13888185
>more P'Orcs
Sup Average.

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>>13888190
Nothing much, working from home and have comp time so I can do this today.

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>>13888191
Keep up the good work in that regard.

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>>13888017
Government that represses sex thing and a terrorist group fighting back

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>>13888108

>Even after you come inside her her facial expression doesn't change.

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I want to bully a Cait Sith by taking her home, and instead of giving into her demands of sitting on the coach, my lap, and sleeping in the bed with me I'll just keep feeding her!
Then when she's a fat ass cat I'll bring home a Kobold who she lays down the 'house rules' to the Kobold and then let the Kobold sit on the couch, my lap and sleep on the bed with me!
Then when I go out for Walkies with Kobold the Cait Sith realizes she's become too fat to do anything and then she cries!

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>>13888214
Please use proper grammar when bullying Cait Sith.

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>>13888214
That is fucking terrible man. Like not even bully-tier.

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Captionfag here, made a dropbox.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/4m4gp9l58dcgjny/AABRR9nJHlFVYWZNc6YRUyeNa?dl=0
In the event that I hit the 3gb or whatever limit, I'll upload .rars of previous files somewhere.

Uhh, monstergirls, right? How sensitive do you think an elf's ears are?

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>>13888185
>"Furthermore, the return of my memories will have many tangible effects beyond a simple morale boost," your pointy companion lectured, eyes closed as her speech continued "it'll allow me to remember whatever techniques I knew in life to better assist you in your trave-"
>You interrupted her speech by stating that you were ready, or as ready as a half dressed, sleep deprived ranger could be in a land of lusty P'Orcs and beasts.
>"R-ready? But I haven't even finished my speech!" the elf shouted in shock, seemingly ignoring the fact that you didn't have a shirt "Don't you want to hear about how it'll allow me to potentially serve as a diplomat should we ever run into elves?"
>No. You want bed, and the chances of you finding another elf in this place are slim. Very, very slim.
>Besides you had your own method of diplomacy.
>"Please tell me its not yo-'
>Your dick.
>"I-I really should've seen that coming shouldn't I?" she asked, her head slowly shaking from side to side.
>Yes, she should've.
>"A-any way, thank you for helping me and..." the elf paused as it finally clicked that you were standing shirtless before her, your jacket and undershirt still where you'd tossed them. "aren't you going to get dressed?"
>You are dressed, shirt would take too long. In fact, this whole conversation is taking too long.
>Not wanting to waste any more time on this tower talking, you strode forward and hoisted the elven wraith up and onto your shoulder, the pointy eared woman giving a small squeal of surprise as you did.
>"O-Ok Ranger," she stammered as you continued forward, walking towards the edge of the tower with a tired look of determination "thank you for your help. Now, the pull is to the no-"
>North, right.
>You leapt from the tower without any warning, the undead's instructions becoming a shriek of fear as the ground came hurtling up towards you.

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>>13888071
Playing a 'Souls fan-game called Dark Souls 2. It's terrible. You can actually tell that the devs didn't have a clue as to what they were doing. It doesn't help that 99% of the content is ripped straight from the first game.

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>>13888214
I want to give a fat cait sith all the snacks she could ever want!
Snuggling her when I'm home and using the Kobold for exercise! (and more snuggling!)

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>>13887938
monster girl bikers
>going from town to town in dusty leathers
>raping men
>loud bikes
>dealing in illegal aphrodisiacs
>beating the shit out of other clubs because they ride crotchrockets

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>>13888237
Celes is cute.

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>>13888185
>>13888237
Aw yes, more P'Orc porking.

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>>13888214

>Not cuddling her in your lap and sleeping with her after you spoil her with food
>Not enjoying all that soft, bouncy, pliable chub
>Not getting her completely addicted to this decadent, spoiled lifestyle before beginning to bully her
>Suddenly she has to degrade herself in order to get her favorite meals
>Delivering harsh, ass-shaking spankings if you catch her sneaking food that you didn't give her permission to eat
>Walking her around on a leash in public
>Preparing her decadent meals that she has to eat out of a bowl on the floor
>Still spoiling her rotten when she does exactly as she told and takes her punishments to keep her addicted
>Homemade caramel brittle with candied nuts and slow-churned vanilla ice cream. She's only allowed to eat after she watches you masturbate and cum all over it.

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>>13888236
Enough to cause ahegao if you suck on them

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>>13888236
They're definitely erogenous zones, so they're very sensitive.

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>>13888246
The best bit would be getting her so big that she starts to sweat whenever you walk her, in addition to being big enough that other people on the street notice and laugh at her, commenting about how shameful it must be for her to let herself get so out of shape.

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>You will never have the entire monster girl encyclopedia as plushies.

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>>13888236
About this sensitive.

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>>13888240
I'm gonna take a shit on their seats and call them fags

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>>13888237
>Despite what the laws of physics would suggest, you did not land with a splat or a solid thump.
>Instead there was only a soft pat as your landing turned into a well practiced roll, Celes moved from shoulder to chest so that she wasn't injured by the fall....Except she was intangible sometimes so this probably wouldn't have even phased her.
>Whatever, it's the thought that counts.
>Without missing a beat, your roll ended with you crouching in a modified sprinters stance, taking off towards the north with the elf clutched tight against your chest.
>"Warn me next time!" the spirit shrieked as you leapt over large rock, the gravel crunching beneath your worn, and stolen, shoes. "Do you not know how terrifying that is?"
>Probably not considering how often you do it and, again, she's dead so it wouldn't hurt her.
>"T-that still doesn't mean it's scary!" The girl shouted as you continued on your way, weaving your way through the darkness by the light of the moon. "S-seriously! You could get hurt on one of those things!"
>Oh? Afraid of heights was she? That'll be some teasing material you need to save for later, although it must've sucked to have lived in those big ol' towers the elves are so fond of.
>"Y-you have no idea," she grumbled, giving a little shudder of fear before vanishing into vapor "a-and I'm not afraid of heights! Just cautious is all..."
>"Sure she isn't" you said with a smile, newly freed arms pumping as you continued your search, "Sure she isn't."
>The ghost decided to ignore your less than genuine statement and instead directed you a little to the east and towards a small camp the P'Orcs had set up.
>-------
>The journey wasn't too terribly long, taking only fifteen minutes, but after a hard day of work it was enough to leave you winded, muscles burning and what meager reserves of energy you'd had burnt off by the run.

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>>13888282
Just a heads up, I may slow down at 3:00pm as I'll be doing some work on my work laptop to let them know I'm not just skipping work today.

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>>13888280
>and thus Anon was repeatedly raped by biker DireP'Orcs and werewolves, and was slung over the tank of the Chapter President's Panhead, never to be seen again

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>>13888285
Take your time.

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>>13888276
I want to do that to those ear-like head tentacles of a Mindflayer.

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>>13888275

Now that would be dedication.

And would cost you quite a bit too.

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>>13888236
Nice

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>>13888276
>there are people who don't think that Marie is best squid sister
fucking
disgusting

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>>13888334
Not him, but I never found the Inklings design appealing appealing in general.
They remind me of something you'd see in Hey! Arnold.

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>>13888334
>There will never be a Callie vs Marie splatfest.
Good. The last thing that game needs is a literal Waifu War.
That's my job.

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>Another writefag told me to get on Terry Pratchett if I wanted to git gud
>Started reading color of magic
>Holy shit I never thought I would have so much fun reading fantasy Illiad
>Death is such a smarmy, but considerate person
>Rincewind can't catch a break
>Twoflower I wanted to punch his face, but he did what he could
>Hrun was alright, could have had it all if not for Twoflower

Well critique fag if you're still there thanks for showing me this. I can't remember what you said that made Terry Pratchett so great, and since I only have one to to my name, the rest like Light Fantastic, Making Money and the rest I'll get to, so can you remind me what he does that makes him stand out as a fantasy writer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888357
>Discworld

Somehow in all my fantasy reading, I've never got around to that, Wheel of Time, Lost Legion, or the original Dragonlance trilogy.

I'll get to them sometime I guess.

>Terry Pratchett is dead
Well, fuck. I wonder if that will actually stop them. Didn't change much like David Axler and the Deathlands case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888357
I'm not that anon, but to me, what makes Pratchett distinctive is how clever he is in how he says things. Most writers I've read tend to get very detailed and flowy with their writing when the subject is more important or intense--which is effective, don't get me wrong--but the way Pratchett does it is so concise and unique while still being every bit as effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888094

http://media.oglaf.com/comic/chauncey.jpg

I'm beginning to wonder if there's ever a time Oglaf isn't relevant in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888428
You know, I love owls, but I'm starting to realize that an Owl harpy would be less cute than it sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888071
Despite the mistakes, thats still my favorite drawing to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888428
She's literally perfect with that sweet-ass bobcut. I want an Owl harpy waifu like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888432
what, you don't want her to vomit up pellets of hair and bones in front of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Haha! How does it feel, hm? To betray your race? To contribute to your opposition?"
>"You weren't forced. Remember that. You could've stopped at any time. I didn't chain you here. Felt too good, didn't it? Fufu~ You humans really are pathetic when it comes to dealing with the pleasure my kind can provide."
>"You'll take responsibility, won't you? For your baby? You put it in me so it's only right, whether she's human or not. Don't worry, I can be loyal. Let's get married and make it official."
>"Haha! Look at you. You look so pitiful. You cringe every time I say it. Look, I'm going to have your baby! She's yours! She's mine! We'll raise her together!"
>"We'll need a room and a crib and clothes and toys and..."
>"Oh...oh, I'm...I'm actually going to have a baby."
>"We need a name. I'm going to have to feed her and take care of her and educate her. What if something goes wrong? What if other children don't like her? What if she doesn't like ME? Look, you...I mean, even if you hate me, s-...she's still gonna be just a baby so you have to love her, okay? Promise!"
>"Huh? Yeah, I'm dressing a little more conservatively, so what? I'm gonna be a mom, I have to look the part. You too! You think you look like a respectable father? How long has it been since you shaved?"
>"Okay, we got the room set up, crib, scroller, car seat, baby monitors. I have all of her schools picked out, including colleges. Already started saving money for her college fund. H-...hey, don't laugh at me! I'm not being weird, I'm being responsible! This is important!"

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>>13888440

>Months later, you're sweating it out in the waiting room in earshot of her hospital room when you hear her begin to scream and wail. She starts screaming for you to come quickly.
>Rushing in you see her in the midst of labor pains.
>"GET OVER HERE, SOMETHING'S WRONG!
>A nurse quickly speaks up to correct her. "Sir, nothing is wrong, don't worry! This is perfectly normal, she's just a little hysterical."
>"NO, NO, SOMETHING IS WRONG! IT HURTS AND SOMETHING IS WRONG AND I'M SCARED, PLEASE!"
>You hold her hand throughout the rest of the delivery. You don't let go until the ordeal is finally over and she's holding the baby in her arms for the very first time. She looks at you with a blissful smile and tears still streaming down her face.
"H-haha. Look. Look! It's our baby, our baby. Oh God, she's so brand new and perfect. She's so beautiful. I...I can't stop crying."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888440
On one hand, rape

On the other hand she's doing everything she can to ensure her child's future with you.

Well played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888440
That is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888440
>>13888443
>not giving me a soneru
Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888440
>>13888443
>Monstergirl raping you until she's pregnant and then immediately getting blindsided by strong maternal instincts.
10/10, would marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888438
No, not really. Maybe if it was just a fluffy, cuddly harpy who looked like an owl but had none of the less adorable characteristics of an owl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888440
Awwwww. That's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888449
Owls are basically feathery cats now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDmRmRb2OpE
too bad
you get screech harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888440
>>13888446
>>13888443
>>13888445

I can't be the only person to want to see a Lilim do this, because then she'd know what her Mom goes through every time her Dad uses his Excalibur against her Gaping Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888456
Barn owls are cute, but fuck they sound horrifying.
>you'll never have your tiny owl harpy waifu wake you up by sitting on your chest and screeching at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888456
>guy next door has an owl waifu
>every time they fuck she screeches the whole time
>goddamnit I just want to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888456
>>13888462
>>13888473

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUy-RsUXJ00

Superior Owl coming through.

>TFW no Eyebrow Banchou Horned Owl Harpy

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>>13888282
>To make matters worse, it seemed that not all the P'Orcs had turned in for the evening, a few of the porcine monster's grumbling as they patrolled through the shabby camp.
>Because, you know, you can't have anything nice and easy.
>It's never, "Here's the item!" or "Here's the captive!" its always a horde of P'Orcs or something else keeping you from your goal.
>"This isn't good," you heard the spirit whisper, remaining invisible lest her unearthly glow attract the patrols attention "I'd have figured that most of the orcs would've been asleep, not out patrolling."
>That makes two of you, there was no way they'd have been up this late if someone wasn't keeping them there. Some captain must be getting paranoid.
>Wonder who's fault that is.
>"What's worse is we're getting close," Celes continued, her weight noticeable despite not being visible "I can feel the item's presence pulling at me, the memories at the edges of my mi-"
>Yeah, yeah. memories at the edges of you mind, ages long past. She can worry about those kind of things one you don't have to worry about a patrol stumbling across you.
>See, despite the camp having been built amidst some ruins, you, in your sleep deprived state, had decided that a bush would've been a much better place to hide.
>The nice....leafy...bu.....
>You jerked awake just as sleep was about to take you, leg kicking out and snapping some branches as it did.
>"Are you alright ranger?" the elf whispered, a note of concern in her voice "You seem less energetic today."
>You responded that you were fine, although you much would've much preferred to sleep.
>"Well...don't push yourself," Celes said before falling silent, a small tap on your keep a parting gift from her "I'd rather wait a day than have you get caught."
>Wish she'd told you that when you were back at the tower.
>Whatever, you're here and you won't be coming back.
>Time to find the thing that does the stuff....yeah...

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>>13888440
>>13888443

>Pregnant monstergirl waifu
>Out-of-control hormones cause her to be simultaneously overly sentimental and hyperactively horny
>That moment when she looks over to you, smiles, touches your knee, and says "Let's have another."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888475
>tfw no genki screech owl harpy

[Anonymous No.]

this thread needs more pregnant monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888482
Would she say it with heart pupils in her eyes?
And would it be incredibly loving this time around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888486
Correction: this thread needs more impregnation of monstergirls. It also needs more leglocking to ensure you don't pull out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888486
Pregnant familiar childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888486
Even with the risk of getting the usual responses, I will post this

[Anonymous No.]

今回の魔物娘は「コボルド」　実は居なかった”普通”の犬娘です。
This time's monster girl is “kobold”. They're “ordinary” dog girls, which actually used to be missing.

狼やジャッカルや、犬だけど普通ではないヘルハウンドなんかは居ましたが…･･･
There were wolves, jackals, and hellhounds, which actually were dogs, but not ordinary dogs though...

習性はまさにわんこそのものな彼女達で、おそらく魔物の中で一番人畜無害な存在らしいです。
Their traits are just like those of dogs, and it seems that they're probably the most harmless of all monsters to humans and animals.

毎度のごとく、詳しくは　エロ魔物娘図鑑本文　をご覧くださいませ。
As always, for details please check the erotic monster girl profile.

普通のわんこ娘を出したので、そのうちケモよりの「クー・シー」とかも出します。のんびり待ってね！
I put out an ordinary dog girl, so eventually, I may put out the more bestial “cu sith” or something too. Relax and wait!

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>>13888440
Time to Bop Reality's Nose and open a time portal and Bop myself in the nose to stop me from impregnating you
Cause I sure as shit wouldn't willing impregnate a bitch with fake toe nails, and if those aren't fake that's even worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
>I may put out the more bestial “cu sith” or something too. Relax and wait!
>Relax and wait!
Oh KC, you funny man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
>more bestial "cu sith"
Oh good, more punting fodder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
So they're like fluffy threadcanon wurms? This is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
KC is clearly a dog lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888519
LUCKY FOR YOU I'M A DOG LOVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
Cute Cute CUTE!
I want to ruffle a Kobolds head and give her lots of snacks!
I want to rub her soft belly and carry her to bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888522
BUT WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHERE'S THE LIZARDMAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
well its not as bad as i thought it would be but you better bet that she's getting all the headpats a really cute entry into MGE would have pups with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888513

As soon as I read "simple and instinctive" I thought of the thread turning her into a retard because of their reading comprehension problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
Cute as fuck. Even the shit tier humans in the religious states can't deny their cuteness. Also, getting a blowjob from them as a reward for them behaving. That's pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888519
So are Baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888494
Why would I think about pulling out? If I was going to impregnate a monstergirl, you better believe that I would only stop when I couldn't do it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
Nah, I'd rather get someone equal in body and mind and spoil HER with loving petting.
But yeah, she isn't terrible.

>I may put out the more bestial “cu sith” or something too. Relax and wait!
Just let's get over with it Kenkou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888544
>Paladin and loyal Kobol squire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
Someone post that Samoyed cuddle gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888557
>Kobold joins the adventures of Pally and Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>13887997
>You burst onto the roof, shirt sleeves rippedd, knuckes white and ready
>Her oversized hoodie moves in the strong wind that blows past and she's holding out a single chocolate wrapper, looking down at the ground off to the side, and blushing
>"I-I mugged some guy and he had this. I-I... thought of you."
>"Then, the note?"
>"I didn't just wana leave it with the note, y'know. Didn't want you to get bored of me."
How do you react? If your answer is any less than put the chocolate in your mouth, bite it in half and kiss her, pushing the other half into her mouth, you aren't a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
>KC finally makes a dog girl who acts like the threadcanon werewolf

Nice. Maybe werewolves can be tough again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888584
one can only hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888549
Because Leglocking is amazing.
Full body hug during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888476
>Stealth mission is go!
>Slowly you rose from the knot of leaves and branches, earning a couple scratches for your effort, and pressed up against a nearby stack of crate, listening watching a patrol of two P'Orc warriors pass by, grumbling, as soldiers are known to do, about their superiors having them wander in the dark.
>"Seriously," on with twin tails scoffed as she walked, kicking a rock into the darkness "why's she havin' us patrol this late? Nothin' out her but beasts and bats..."
>"Aren't bats also beasts?" her partner, slightly shorter and with a bob cut, asked, one finger resting on her bottom lip as she thought "In fact, aren't we also technically beasts?"
>The twin tailed one halted with a sigh and turned on her compatriot, a scowl on her face.
>"No we aren't! We're monsters!" she adamantly stated, her foot stomping the ground for emphasis "Completely different things from beasts."
>The other girl didn't seem convinced, her brow furrowing in thought.
>"But aren't some monsters beasts? Wouldn't that mean were beasts too?"
>Oh god, the two guards you could've gotten and they're philosophers, it's too late for this shit.
>As they delved deeper and deeper into the intricacies of the classifications of monsters and animals, you stepped from behind the wall and rolled across the dirt road into another waiting bush, the leaves rustling as you entered it.
>So it went as you picked your way across the camp, inch by muddy in as you crawled across the ground, slunk through the bushes, and, after remembering that you could just go above them, clambering up the crumbling walls as you worked your way ever closer towards whatever was calling to Celes.
>And speaking of Celes.
>"Are you sure you're alright Anon?" the whisper came, Celes briefly appearing beside you as you waited on a roof for two P'Orcs, who were snacking, to be on their way. "You're looking a little....rough."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888584
Then let me the first to crush your hopes.

No, it won't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888566
>Ripping your shirt's sleeves off
>Not just rolling them up to stay classy in a fight
What kind of retard destroys his own clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888591
>philosopher P'Orcs
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888584
Aren't there plenty of stories where werewolves aren't depicted as dogs anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

Reporting in, this time without a caption.
Lazy censorship always bothered me, so I decided to try removing it from this: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2063974
I think you're supposed to do this with a tablet, but I gave it my best effort. Hopefully it doesn't look too shitty.
(nsfw) https://www.dropbox.com/s/0cvxn83jqluq010/snake-blowjob-woo-woo-woo-woo.jpg?dl=0

How easily could a monstergirl break or sneak into your house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888596
There comes a day rolling just isn't enough. Clearly you thought today was this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888594
Eh, the best thing about them is that they can be both. My only objection is that the thread seems to see them as entirely submissive.

>>13888598
Yep, that's why I love our writefags. Most of them aren't held back by threadcanon and can think for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888605
>How easily could a monstergirl break or sneak into your house?
Depends on how crafty and stealth oriented they'd be. Cheshires or Nekomatas could get in with no issue though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888598

I don't know of any real werewolf stories outside of that failed Nazi shit from way back. The only canid girl story I remember with any clarity is HUSKY GIRL FART JOKES EXTRAORDINAIRE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888588
Indeed it is. Nothing sexier than a strong pair of legs wrapping around you, and squeezing you tight in a "...and where do you think you're going?" way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888605
>>13888619
>not having a gauntlet of sexual traps in dungeon style to subdue even the most ravenous of monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888622
That Nazi story wasn't my kind of thing, but I did appreciate the writer trying to make her vicious and strong. That really gets me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888615
I like thinking of Werewolf girls as being aggressive even if they're the sub in the relationship.
In my mind they'd be the kind of subs that keep begging for you to dick them harder and faster until the only response they can give is an ahegao. I think the term is "power bottom".
As Doms, they're all over you. They'd use every inch of their body to rule over you as lewdly as possible.
There might also be hickeys, but that's not a given.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888628
What if want it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888631
Don't forget bite and claw marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888631
I like that. Seriously, the betas of the pack would be the ones who roll over for the dick and the alphas would be the powerful and dominant ones.

Like how lanternon did it in his story. I hope he goes deeper into the whole Werewolf gang war thing. I feel bad for the alphas, if I were there I'd totally go for one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888628

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888636
You know it. If you're not scuffed up at all after sex with a werewolf, you didn't have sex with a werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888639
That's actually funnier without monstergirls being involved. Imagine how fucked up those cops would be from seeing this.

[Anonymous No.]

Tail.
Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888647
Imagine how fucked up even a monster girl would be from seeing this. I think it might even take a Lilim off-guard. I mean, sex would still happen, but for the love of all things unholy, man, you're warped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888643
>She's actually really gentle with you for the first few times
>she gets slightly rougher each time
>because she's preparing you for the complete dick destruction you'll be getting on the full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888651
Please elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888591
>You gave a wordless grunt in reply, letting her know that despite, the mud that covering your chest, the twig sticking from your hair, and the haunted, sleepless look in you eyes, you were perfectly fine.
>Strangely enough, your response didn't seem to inspire confidence in her, the spirit elf's ears falling slightly and a frown forming.
>Come on, you weren't hallucinating yet so you're good.
>"Ok, obviously I was a little bit to eager to get you here," the elf sighed, almost standing before she realized where the two of you were. "Come on, we can come back after you've slept."
>She gave you a little tug but you resisted, tired, stubborn pride keeping you going.
>Besides, all you needed to do was leap down, find the thing, and you'd be good.
>"But what about caragors?" a confused voice rang from under you, delaying your victory for a moment more "Are they beast or monster?"
>Oh god, not again.
>"Totally beasts," the another voice said as the twin tailed P'orc and her bobcut companion walked back into view, still locked in discussion "they live in caves and you can ride them."
>"But can't they talk?" bobcut retorted, a tiny pout forming "beasts can't talk."
>"Parrots can!" twin tails shot back, bring them, once again, to a stop "and you don't see people calling them...well...people."
>"But that's cause you can teach a parrot," bobcut responded, unwilling to let it slide "you don't need to teach caragors! They can learn on their own!"
>You are not listening to P'Orcs discuss parrots when you could be sleeping.
>YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO THIS WHEN YOU COULD BE SLEEPING!
>Celes could only manage "An-" before you dropped from the overlook with a heavy 'thump', left eye twitching as you approached the two girls.
>They'd expected a great many things to happen that night but seeing the feared Ghostwalker stalking towards them, a furious look in his eye and no shirt on was most definitely not one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888633
>implying any sort of sexual trap will stop them in the first place
>implying it doesn't just make them more ravenous and aggressive
>most of the traps were horrible and oddly constructed clusterfucks made from old moist nuggets, spare AR uppers, and fifty gallons of cosmoline

So, what home defense would you employ for mosntergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888651
A best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888647
If I were one of the cops I'd just laugh before tazing his ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888654
Most monstergirls would be excited from that. It'd be like you bursting in on a 10/10 girl with massive tits wearing only panties massaging lube all over her breasts. It's the thing of monstergirl sex dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888659
aww shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888666
>This scenario
>Rule 34'd
>Onaholes launching from hidden holes in the wall at dick level

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888658
Tailpussy nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888651
Could a guy outdo a manticore if he tried? Like, just grabbing her tail 8 times a day and cumming into it. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, in bed, in the shower, wherever, just grabbing her tail & fucking it whether she wants it or not. All in preparation of the day he finally claims her perfectly molded pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Dropping another caption off (nsfw, spooky): https://www.dropbox.com/s/vylm3zdlmxjwwsb/tongue-monster-thing.jpg?dl=0

If your mamono lover had a chemical addiction to your spit, would you tease her by not giving her any every now and then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888630

I'm not sure we're on the same page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888660
This at my bedside. Empty magazine like a motherfucker and run innawoods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888656
What's it called when the girl's on top, holding you close to her and shaking her hips like a piston?
Because I'd imagine fullmoon sex with a Werewolf is kinda like that, but with more biting, scratching and licking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888679
Statistically, there is at least one Manticore who has that as her fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888679
Depends on whether or or not the Manticore minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888681
My abomination can't be this sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888685
ACME approved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888686
No idea, but it sounds really intense. The cowgirl position where you're sitting up with her looks amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888440
>>13888443
I did not realize how much responsible succumom was my fetish until right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888686
>but with more biting, scratching and licking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888707
>The cowgirl position where you're sitting up with her looks amazing.
Not him but that one is one of my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888707
>The cowgirl position where you're sitting up with her looks amazing
I'm not sure what you mean. Lotus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888686
>start sucking on her tits
>she instinctively begins to lick you like her pup
Damn. I want to write something like this now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888681
Well, isn't she just adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888727
What's stopping you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888727
>nursing while doing vaginal with a Werewolf
Yes, you must.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888686
>>13888707
>>13888717
>>13888727
People please, my dick can only get so erect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888726
Yeah, it's the Lotus position

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888707

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888744
2sweet4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888744
So tender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888744
The best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888761
>>13888766
>>13888768
This is how the dark elves getcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888771
Worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888686
The werewolf holds you in an absurdly tight embrace, arms and legs wrapped around you as she rides you relentlessly, pumping your cock with her tight pussy. What were once moans turn into howls of pleasure, and her movements bring you closer and closer to the edge. Your eyes roll back into your head, your tongue curls, your fists clench. You can feel your strength fading as she relentlessly and savagely slams her hips against yours. Her assault continues for what feels like an eternity, until eventually your mind slips into a feverish frenzy, and all you can think about is spilling every last drop of your cum inside her womb. Just like that, every muscle in your body relaxes, and semen spurts forth from your throbbing cock. Claws raking against your back, and teeth sunk into your shoulder, the werewolf climaxes, her walls trembling around your aching dick, milking out the remainder of your ejaculate. "P-puppies..." she stammers between labored breaths "lots and lots of puppies, we're going to have so many..." Her sweaty body rests on top of yours, and you stroke her hair until she falls asleep comfortably on your chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888771
I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888630

Do you remember anything specific about the story because I only remember one with the Wolfu and the Fuhrer shooting stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888774
>>13888776
You want to be tenderly dominated by a busty dark elf as she whispers lewd things in your ear? That's what's going to happen to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888786
So do I just sign here for that, or?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888786
No, I want a blonde Dragon to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888786
Sounds great. How much do I owe her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888775
more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888771
>>13888786
This is exactly my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888786
Anon I'm afraid I can't see the downside here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888797
About $3.50.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888786
10/10, would sire daughterus with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888786
What are you talking about? Elves are supposed to be dominated, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888786
>You want to be tenderly dominated by a busty
Yes. I don't really care about the species that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888804
Oh no, I'm on to your fucking games

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888804
>>13888811
>It was just at this moment that anon realized that this busty dark elf was actually a 500 foot tall plesiosaur girl from the paleolithic era

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888659
>The poor philosiP'orcs couldn't even react as you closed the distance in what felt like a single step, your hands grabbing on breast on each girl and giving them a squeeze.
>Despite how much they'd argued against each other, it seemed that they were both sensative in the same spots, their moans mixing before you mashed your lips against those of bobcut, roughly kissing her as you continued to tease her breast.
>Surprise and pleasure overwhelmed the poor P'Orc and she fell limp with a squeak, letting you turn your ministrations to the trembling twintails.
>She, to her credit, lasted a little while longer than her friend, remaining conscious just long enough for you to bring the other hand into play, easily sending her to the floor covered in a panting, gasping mess.
>As you watched your handy work, a snapping twig caught your ear, a small, horrified gasp accompanying it.
>Behind you was yet another P'Orc, this one even shorter than bobcut (coming up to your lower chest at most) and with her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, her eyes wide and mouth hanging open as she saw you standing over your fallen foes, a crazed look in your eye.
>"I-I-I'm gonna go." was all the little p'orc stuttered before she turned around and ran back the way she'd come, a little wail following her as she went.
>Good, it was running long enough as it was, now to look for the th-
>"Found it!" the ghost elf called as she re-appeared behind you, crouching over something in the ground, an eager smile on her face "Come on! Pick it up! Pick it up!"
>Someone was eager, then again, you'd be eager too if it meant that you could remember your past life.
>Especially if it involved a cute girls.
>With another grunt you stalked over to where Celes was kneeling, a small hilt of silver sticking from the ground.
>"What do you think it is?" she asked, almost squealing with excitement "Maybe its a dagger or sword! Maybe I really was a warrior and not just a baker!"
>Don't care! NEED SLEEP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888809
Any Elf is capable of being dommy, although that won't stop you from clinging to your precious rape porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888809
Dark elves aren't ordinary elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888807
Agreed.

>>13888818
I desire haughty elves of the meaty variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888809
I liked that old greentext where Aon got taken POW in Elfistan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888814
>you'll never have a homeless plesiosaur girl ask you in a scottish accent for bus fare
>you'll never drive her home and let her crash at your place

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888809
KC disagrees with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888817
Bobcuts work pretty well on P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888775
>Extremely rough sex that leads into cuddling
Yes.
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888775
110% erected monolith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888817
>if it involved a cute girls.
Need dat sleep, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888799
I can't really write in anything more than short bursts. Anything longer, and the ADD kicks in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888817
It's gonna be a spatula or a spoon, guarantee it.

[Anonymous No.]

What combination of rage shroom, manticore venom, and sticky mushroom would you need for the highest chance of getting your waifu pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888886
Raging Mushroom marinated in manticore venom and pure demonic energy from a dark matter, lightly dusted with mothman dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888886
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888886
Just take double the recommended dosage of everything and see what happens.
>>13888888
Or do what this guy said since he got repeating numerals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888892
What if we added oomukade poison?

>>13888888
Clearly this is the right answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888854
Bummer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888807
This elf is my 11/10 on bodies

[Anonymous No.]

is this one of those damn twitter things the kids are talking about these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888817
>The world seemed to freeze as your fingers wrapped around the silver hilt, ripping it from the ground in a single, powerful pull.
>Lightning flashed and the world went white, the wasteland and ruins vanishing as white marble and elegant shades took its place.
>It was the bakery, the one you'd seen before, and the air was alive with the smell of baking cakes and bread .
>The sun shone through the windows and a happy Celes clad in a pink apron danced through the kitchen, her hands hidden inside of white oven mitts as she carried a fresh tray of cookies, chocolate chip if anyone wondered.
>The elf's white hair had returned back to the gold it had been in life, although it was now bound tightly in a bun. The old Celes's smile was brilliant and she was singing a song in ancient elvish, beautiful sounding despite you not knowing a single bit of it.
>Well, other than how to find the library.
>Still, it was an interesting sight to see, the waif you knew so happy, setting the tray down as another elf waited for her.
>The pointy eared newcomer was a hair taller than Celes and her long hair was the same shade of gold, most likely making her your companion's mother.
>It was a safe guess as everything from the shape of her jaw to the size of her eyes were the same as the younger elf, only the confident way she carried herself marking her out as the older of the two...other than a certain area being a bit larger on the elder elf.
>The two talked for a moment, happy smiles all around, before the door swung open, a slim hooded figure entered the bakery.
>The candles in the shop flickered and Celes exchanged a confused look with her mother, the other elf shrugging as the new arrival pulled out a case of old oak.
>Briefly the cloaked figure kneeled before opening the box, revealing an elegant, silver c-

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>>13888440
>>13888443

>Years later
>Both Anon and Succumom are working responsible jobs
>Anon works first shift and comes home to take over in the afternoon
>Succumom works second shift and comes home to take over in the late evening and to put the kids to bed
>Succumom in charge of bedtime stories, tucking in, etc.
>She keeps it clean and pure. Classic fairy tales, things completely devoid of lewdness, etc.

>That one fateful night
>Succumom is in the middle of telling her daughteru a touching story of classic romance before bed
>"Mommy? How did you and daddy meet each other?"
>SUCCUMOM SWEATING INTENSIFIES
>"Well...we were both a-at Church, right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888775
this post is dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888929
She's so soft, Hathor would be jealous.
>>13888935
>silver c-
Silver what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888944
And the best part? She has a sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888933
Maybe, all I know is that these things just twitter all day long in my yard. It's rather nice. Except I'm afraid of going outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888948
Nope, those Elves are different from the other squishy Goddess you posted.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the appeal to oppai loli Manticore and who do I have to shoot to write it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888965
appeal: tits on a girl
who shoot: yourself, i guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888965
>What's the appeal to oppai loli Manticore
Oppai loli Manticores have sadistic/teasy attitudes with the addition of big titties, which one could also regard as a third vagina, provided she's milked you enough with her tailpussy to allow you to use her breastpussy.
Then after that you gain access to oppai loli Manticore pussypussy.
>who do I have to shoot to write it?
AverageAnon and Bipolarized are the only two writefags who've done anything oppai loli related, but that depends on their interest/feelings/motivation towards it.

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>>13888935
>"A CAKE KNIFE?" the scream came, shattering the memory and leaving you with the final image of Celes calling the knife "Such a beautiful gift," while two eyes of crimson burned within the cloak. "We came all this way to see me get a CAKE KNIFE?!"
>It wasn't even that, unfortunately, the silver hilt in your hand connected to the mesh of metal that made up a whisk.
>The correction didn't help the matter, Celes visibly deflating as she sank to the ground with a tired sounding groan.
>You weren't to terribly excited either, letting Celes know that you'd much rather be in bed, but at least she'd gotten some of her memories back.
>"Memories of cake baking and cookies," she grumbled, the wraith curling up in a ball on the ground with her eyes shut tight, "not much help out here."
>Oh come on, that wasn't all she remembered was it? Surely there was something else that had come with it, memories of some things involving that big breasted e-
>"That's my mom," the growl came, Celes giving a disgusted little shiver "please don't talk about her tits."
>......That big boo-
>"Or her rear."
>Damn.
>"But you're right on one account," she sighed, a smile crossing Celes's lips "I'm certainly glad to have those memories back, although I'm a little worried about the hooded figure."
>Yeah, that person had you worried as well, you'd never met an elf with the burning eyes that the figure had had. It was a little frightening to be honest, you couldn't help but wonder who it was.
>"Yeah," the ghost elf sighed as her eyes slowly opened, "it's a little wor-....Anon, we have company."
>Oh it must've been that P'Orc from earlier, probably back with reinforceme-.....
>....
>That's a lot of ghuls.
>That...is a LOT...of ghuls...
>Surrounding you and your pointy eared companion was a veritable sea of tiny, glowy eyed girls, every member of the flat chested horde hungrily watching you.
>This may be a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey kid, you wanna buy a potion?..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888980
Yeah, Bipolarized did well with that one story. The one with the holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888994
If I can flick your nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888994
>pearwithlegs.png
No thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888994
No way ya wretch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13887938
>be in high school
>word travels around that you're the biggest badass in the school
>just because you've been friends with the delinquent girls all your life
>well they're delinquents in school at least
>fighting other delinquents from other schools
>'protecting' me
>none of them has ever tried to rape me
>they're like my sisters
>plus I know their secret
>every weekend though they help out at the local animal shelter with me
>for some reason they all like to be so friendly with me
>it scares me sometimes
>one minute Jill, the Ogre, will be shaking down some poor lamia for her lunch money
>then she'll use that money to get me an extra dessert at lunch
>then one time Sarah, the cyclops, beats down this Ryu from the school downtown just because she said my ass looked nice
>then she helped me study for my math test the next day
>they've invited over to a party this weekend at Victoria's house
>her parents are away and it's just going to be me and the girls
>just me and a few teenage monstergirls
>what could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888993
ghul girls sound spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888994
The usual, horde is being extra amorous today.

>Captcha makes me pick baby carriages
That sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888994
Is it a fun potion?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you tenderly loved your waifu today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889020
Does writing lewd about her count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889011
>house ruining teenage party with MGs

I see no way this could go horribly wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888994
I would, but I don't want to wake up naked in an alleyway with will wallet and virginity missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888978

Why would I shoot myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888933
The anime design is so shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888993
>You and the horde sized each other up for the briefest of seconds before the fight officially began, your hoarse warcry swallowed up by the higher pitched ones of the many ghul girls.
>I was not a battle you were going to win, that much even you, with all your bravado, could piece together.
>For every one you sent to the ground with a tweaked nipple, the attack electrifying them with ecstasy, two more wrapped themselves around you legs, nuzzling against you while another member clutched at your chest.
>Every time you stole the breath from one with a kiss, another was pulling your arm down with a wide smile as one more clambered up your back.
>Were you in a more rested state then you'd have a fighting chance but right now? It was only a matter of time until they buried you under their numbers.
>Which, to be honest, wasn't the worst fate you'd ever faced but you didn't want to spend the next week trying to break free from the loli cuddle pile these girls would make.
>Fate had other plans for you though, for as your shaking arms and trembling legs were finally pinned by the girls, a deep, throaty growl rang out, one which seemed to grip your heart itself with terror.
>Caragor....
>The growl was soon followed by another and yet one more after that, the victorious feeling those little ghuls had replaced by an fearful uncertainty as 'Caragor' quickly became 'Caragors'.
>From the shadows they struck, muscled forms plowing into the gray skinned horde and scattering the little ones, sending them to the ground with little shouts.
>Three of the muscled feline women had decided to make you their prey today, surprise and power making up for their few numbers.
>The ambush distracted the girls atop you just long enough for you to free yourself with two slapped bottoms, and a nibbled nipple, the girls letting out little "Kyaas" as they fell.
>Ok, plus side was that you didn't have to worry about being buried beneath ghuls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
About damn time we got a proper dog girl. Cute as fuck. Prefect for spoiling and breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889053

anime is shit

you're shit

I'm shit

everything is shit

join me and we'll all be shit together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889067
This man is trying to amass an army isn't he.

[Anonymous No.]

What would your waifu do if you were mind-controlled by unknown entities and lost your awareness of her existence like a braindead zombie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889090
probably start watching fox news

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889090
As long as your penis is aware of her, I don't think there would necessarily be that much of a change

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889101
It's not. In addition, the entities force you to leave your home and go somewhere away from the city you live in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889090
Reawaken me through the power of love. If that fails jealousy would work. all she'd have to do is whisper about leaving me and I'd snap to like a fucking bowstring with murderous intent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889067
>Down side, you're going to be dragged to a caragor den which is going to be a LOT more difficult to escape from. Nothing less than a full creme-pie or three would satisfy these girls and you did not have the energy to deal with this today.
>So it was that, while surrounded by panicking ghouls and with three determined caragors barreling after you, you decided to break out a secret technique you'd saved for just such an occasion.
>Running away.
>You spun on you heel and sprinted as fast as your tired limbs could managed, weaving through the panicking horde as they tried to figure out where their new attackers were coming from, the caragor trio homing in on you.
>"DUCK!" the cry came, Celes coalescing before you, bow in hand and arrow knocked.
>You gasped at her not to kill and dove to the ground, sliding through the spirits legs, literally in this case, so she could have a clear line of fire.
>"Of course I won't," she smirked as her finger let go of the string, letting the arrow fly "who do you take me for?"
>Straight and true the arrow flew, striking the caragor full in the face and...vanishing?
>Although it didn't seem to do any real damage, the arrow had done something to the caragor as her cheeks turned bright pink and eyes burned hot with passion.
>The cat could barely catch herself, as she landed, one great, auburn paw going southward and...well....the squelching noises made it pretty obvious what she was doing.
>Thank you! Celes!
>You rose from the slide and took off running, Celes firing more of her arrows into the crowd, a wide, almost frightening, grin on her face as she did so.
>Hell, you swore that she was laughing as she unleashed the onslaught, sending more than a few ghuls down with lewd moans.
>Ok, elf can shoot lust arrows, you know that now. Now you just need to keep running and why is the ground getting closer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889143
Celes is loosing it. Or maybe she's slowly finding her old self again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889155
>Or maybe she's slowly finding her old self again
>He thinks shooting arrows=baking cakes
Elves need to get back to the kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889155
>loosing it
>not tightening it

Step up your spellcheck, sempai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889072

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889090
Track down the villains ans stop them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889143
>Ok, legs are done but that's Ok, you can just crawl away.
>Yeah...crawling away from the caragors.
>Except now your arms seemed to have joined in on the revolt, telling your brain to suck it and just hang limply at yours sides.
>This may be a problem.
>"Is that all you have prey?" a low, furious growl came from behind you, one of the caragor trio, a tall specimen with lots of lean muscle like that of a sprinter, having gotten passed Celes who, from the sounds of it, was lost shooting arrows into the ghuls.
>Maybe you should teach her target priority, that may be important in the future.
>"Prey? Did you hit your head on a rock?" the caragor asked again, lightly poking you with her foot "Hello?"
>Maybe you can play dead and they'll leave. Yeah, that'll work, just pretend to be dead and they'll leave you alone....in the middle of a P'Orc camp.
>"He's faking it sister," a lower, rougher voice said as the second caragor, a squatter, more heavily muscled specimen, shot down your plot, looking down at you with a single, golden eye, a blind, white orb occupying the other spot. "Kara warned he'd try something like this, though she'd also say he'd be a bit more trouble to find."
>Ouch, your pride.
>"Whatever, grab him and take him to the cave, I'll get Sara after that spirit vanishes," the first caragor commanded, looking back at the hysterical elf spirit "She'll likely come after you so you'll need to move fast."
>The second cat woman gave a grunt of acknowledgement and hefted you over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, growling "Hang on" before taking off in a sprint, leaving the melee long, long behind you.
>-------
>As far as most caragor rides went, this one was particularly rough, the woman caring not for how comfortable you felt as she bounded up cliff faces and leapt over crags.
>What's worse was that you couldn't even move your arms and legs, limbs feeling like they'd been weighed down by lead, making escape an impossibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889221
Gotta take a taco break.
I'll be back in a little bit to finish up.

Sorry if its running long.

[Anonymous No.]

So kobolds are new best MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889020
>>13889025
It's the closest we can get brother. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889236
I want a Wurm and a litter of Kobolds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889236
You really think so? Kobolds are pretty underwhelming to me. Maybe it's the shitty design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889221
>>13889224
Again, take your time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889236
But anon, they aren't Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889236
They're fairly good. Nothing really stands out about them and nothing to stir up a shitstorm about so they'll soon be forgotten by most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889236
They're k. Nothing game-changing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889236
They're pretty great. Possibly top 5 for me.
I can't say no to that face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889221
Oh boy, is it time for caragor daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889236
Notice how Shoggoth discussion is down for now.

Kobolds are just another flavor of the month.

>you will never see commercials with sad looking kobolds set to some sentimental Sarah Maclachlan song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889265
please no

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I have written something probably more chuuni than Alp's stuff but on purpose, and with far too many references. It's 10k words long and is either hilarious, or the worst thing I've ever written.
http://pastebin.com/yDKCmL2F
Featuring:
-Lots of mausbutt
-Anubutt
-Some crazy guy
-A mech fight
-Lewds
Comments and criticism especially appreciated, forgot to put it to private for the first few hours so I can't count on views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889236
Too sub for me but I guess they're perfect for some people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889265
Man I saw that commercial so many times I got desensitized to it, and actually pissed off at seeing it. It had the opposite effect, now instead of feeling sorry for them I get pissed and feel less inclined to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889273
I'll read it later when im not tired, but i generally enjoy what you write

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889265

I'd talk about Shoggoths more but Lord only knows you faggots hate fun in any shape or form and base whether or not an MG is ruined by if Bob or somebody is associated with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889292
>you faggots hate fun in any shape or form.

You have us confused with /a/. We just hate shit in any form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889292
>They don't like MY favourite monster girl!
>They hate fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889307

Shoggothes aren't even my absolute favorite and it doesn't change the fact you people refuse to accept the existence of anything that isn't vanilla as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889273
Jesus christ Nyanon, the lewds at the end pushed all the right buttons. Latex truly a best, and those 'safety' dildos were a fantastic touch. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889321
To be fair, they hate everything, especially stuff that's vanilla as fuck.

Name the most universally perfect monster out there, and I guarantee someone will make a shitstorm over it just to prove a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889324
Glad you enjoyed it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
Fuck hes been doing these fast

[Anonymous No.]

How do you all feel about buttsluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889351
Patrician fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889321
No one is stopping you from talking about it. But unless you lack self-awareness, you have to realize its up to others to choose what they want to talk about. If they don't like what you don't like, don't throw a tantrum.

[Anonymous No.]

What is wrong with Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888994
I want her to use every part of me as a seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888062

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889351
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889324
>Latex truly a best, and those 'safety' dildos were a fantastic touch
Dammit now I want to read this but I really don't want to read.
>>13889351
Anubis are pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889351
Shirihebi, Anubutts, even Maus butts an alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
>A type of beastman covered in fur with a petite body
>petite body
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889377
It's too bad you have no imagination of your own, or just forgot that KC said profiles are all generalizations of the common traits and that pretty much any species can be any body shape or personality type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889363
There is absolutely nothing wrong with elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889363
I personally don't like Elves because they're honestly just not as interesting to me as other species. Normal elves are just smug, pointy-eared pricks with a superiority complex, and Dark Elves are just stereotypical dominatrixes with a thing for incest.
I won't stop you from liking them, though. If you like Elves, feel free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889273
>>13889324
I concur, it's always nice to see another writefag do stuff about one of your favorite fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889273
>“Nanomachines, dear!"
Hee.

Honestly though how much experience do you have with the materials you referenced in your story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889363
They're all sexual repressed Christmas Cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889408
Next to none. I know it's a sin, forgive me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889273
Even if its intentional that was cringeworthy. Stick to the cute shit, you can pull that off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889362

I'm fine with people talking about other MGs but them going "FUCK OFF" to discussion about any other kind of MG outside of the normal five or ten is pretty annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889236
No, they're shit.

It's pretty funny seeing how doms get mentally defective monsters with shit designs while subs get intelligent monster girls with 10/10 designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889420
Dude, that's some tasty bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889417
Well, it's not really anyone's fault but your own if you fall victim to blatant shitposting or trolling. Just ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889421
Don't tell me you're defending Kobold's design?

That shit is dangerously furry, not to mention they're fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889416
It's a bit hard to keep up anyways, I'll tone it down if people want me to write more of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888134
>>13889420
>>13889433
It's like the trolls aren't even trying today.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw feeling more and more distant of monstergirls whenever I try to write more about them

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers are cool, I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889435
They've been at it for years, give them a break when they get shitblock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889363
I like elves.
Raping the shit out of a more advanced elder race is just... well, I imagine that elves are to us like white women are to niggers. Serene, beautiful, wealthy, classy, and intelligent, they look down on our whole race as monkey-like savages. So defiling one with your cock is really a case of going upmarket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889442
Are all the Cthulhu abominations going to be this smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889338
>lovecraft girls
>too monstrous, too creepy, etc.
>ew!
>Kobold comes out
>cosplay tier, furry, etc.
>ew!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889445
>I imagine that elves are to us like white women are to niggers
Are you trying to compare me to a nigger? Because that's a deceleration of war sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889440
Step away for a bit and don't force yourself nigga. The harder you force it the less you'll want to continue. Everyone needs a break once in awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889448

I'm willing to bet if you put Cthulhu-sama in the same room as Demon Lord the combined smug will destroy the MGE world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889445
>I like them
>So I'm going to rape and enslave them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889434
It was like reading one of Alp's first stories. You can do better than this, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889442
Damn, I want to fuck that smug face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889449
Yes, and?
There is such a thing as a happy medium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889478
Too bad, your brain will be altered to what she wants and you can stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889273
You almost got me with that tengu, but it was way too silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889475
The snakes are next!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889480
I wish to help her repopulate her endangered species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889416
I sort of agree.

Lots of writers on /mgt/ can write silly short stories. But Nyanon, ThunderBrother, and others like that have a rare talent for writing more romantic and cute stuff. I'd rather see him write more stuff like that, but I won't make a fuss if he and other readers prefer this direction instead. He's free to do as he chooses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889477
Point taken. Thanks for the feedback!
>>13889488
Got it. Chuuni not funny, just cringy and silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889486
My brain can't possibly be filled with any more lewd thoughts about monster girls. Any efforts on a Mindflayer's part would be in vain, but I'd welcome one to try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889480
Never say no to panda.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Kobold's are forgotten soon, they're so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889273
Well, that was... different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889494

I write in only one flavor.

Rocky Road.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889502
>tfw no cute Panda Girl who throws a tantrum when you refuse to use Panda cheese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889510
I'll be back to my usual stuff, doesn't hurt to experiment right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889494
Nyanon also carries the curse of loving mice while writing the best cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889513
I have a fever.

And big Monster Girls are the cure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889490
>>13889502
I think Ren Xiongmao are one of the few MGs where I like the threadcanon better than the actual canon. If you read the profile they're like kung-fu martial arts diplomats or some nonsense. Meanwhile the thread's perception of them being lazy bears with an impreg fetish is top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889537
>kung-fu martial arts diplomats or some nonsense. Meanwhile the thread's perception of them being lazy bears with an impreg fetish is top tier.

They can be both. Kung-fu martial artists with an impregnation fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Ha, it's a double entendre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889537
I'm fine with both, but the lazy, soft bear with a penchant for copious amounts of baby making sex is indeed enticing.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think there are any lewd Kikis out there? Ones who completely break the maid code and act as lewd as possible while still doing chores in order to seduce master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889564
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889576
Quicksilver's dom Kiki comes to mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889576
Probably? Maid stuff is their shtick, but they can do that while wearing a French maid outfit straight from a porn flick and constantly dropping flirtatious comments. Also various objects that they have to bend down to pick up in a way too short skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889564
Yes and yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889594
And they could always offer to help Master clean himself in the bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889564
I don't really think there's anything I want to do more than share a bath with a slimegirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889589
That was fucking garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889611
Says you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889611
How? The latex lolibutt Kiki was delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889619
Faggot could have picked any other monster girl instead of a Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889630
They're cute.
That's good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889630
The master kinda went into a phase of unmotivation in that story, so naturally the Kili did what Kikis always do when their master is being a lazy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889638
the Kiki*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889221
>What's worse is the caragor currently carrying you wouldn't speak more than a sentence or two at a time.
>"Nice weather?"
>"eh"
>"Where are you taking me?"
>"Cave"
>"Let me go?"
>"No"
>Not even asking about herself got more than a single word (Her favorite food is strawberries apparently, the muscled woman blushing a bit as she admitted it), so you eventually just opted to enjoy watching the wasteland pass you by so that you could find your way out of this place.
>"We're here," the gruff woman finally said as you arrived in front of a deep, ominous cave "hope you're ready manthing, if you aren't then too bad."
>Well, that isn't ominous, not like you're in any position to stop it from happening.
>The cave was, unsurprisingly, dark and cool, the winding tunnel going deeper and deeper into the dark until, oddly enough, it began to brighten up, a warm, orange light glowing from the darkest depths filling the tunnel until you found yourself carried into a huge cavern.
>The source of the light was easy enough to find, a small fire in the center of the cave showing off the great bear pelts which lined the walls, the massive pile of animal bones in the back, and the muscled caragor resting atop a furred blanket with...
>Are those kittens?
>"Hello prey," a tired, but familiar, voice called as the caragor's golden eyes flicking open and a warm smile splitting her face, showing off those sharp canines of hers "it's been a while, come to pay your daughters a visit?"
>D-daughters?
>Your Caragor, Kara if the discussion from earlier was anything to go by, moved her arm slightly to show a trio of miniature caragors curled up against her, now considerably smaller, stomach.
>They were tiny little things that were about the size of a football, the fur on their arms, legs, and head was a deep, tawny color that matched their mothers, fast asleep from a day of, well, existing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889611
It's the same guy that calls every story garbage, his posting style is unique

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889635
Kikis are wonderful creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889630
Are you salty because he actually talked about their Kiki bits and made it seem like they were actual Kikimoras and not just regular maids? Or are you just being salty because you like the way it tastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889650
Yes, Featherdogs are pure olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889648
>Caragor kittens
Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889638
>>13889654
Oh right, I completely forgot that Kikimora's aren't subs at all.

My mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889665
Can we just agree that Kikis are normally subs but definitely have the capacity to go dom, and just call it a night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889648
>come to pay your daughters a visit?
I've been waiting for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889665
>>13889673
I think it's better if we just nip this in the bud right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889673
Nah fuck it, they're complete doms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889673
No, it has to be one or the other. And it has to be my decision because you're all faggots.

That is the usual train of thought, right? Honestly can't understand why someone feels the need to nitpick every little thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889684
Anon, stop it. In canon, they're switches. Let's avoid this shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a Troll I think she's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious so she becomes my wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pu1adxqUAg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889692
Look at dat booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889648
Oh my. Now imagine all those P'Orc daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889687
No fuck it, you can make any sub MG completely dom and I can't even make a passing joke about a dom MG being sub for a slight second.

That's fair, that's completely alright and I don't see anything wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889684
>>13889702
Anon please, compose yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889692
I want to nibble a Troll's ears while deeply inhaling her scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889709
I like to believe they smell like a quaint, riverside cottage on a English Summer morning. With delicious mushrooms and eggs being cooked for your breakfast while you lie in bed and listen to the birdsong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889720
But anon, they're not English. They're based off of the trolls from Scandinavian mythology. What would a Scandinavian summer morning smell like?

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>>13889648
>Even were you able to actually move you don't know if you would've been able to, the shock locking your brain.
>Luckily you had a squat, brick house of a caragor to carry you over towards the mother and newborns.
>"Found him playing with some ghuls," the one eyed cat girl said, setting you down next to your...wife? Mate? "fool seems to have run himself ragged before going out at night."
>That earned a chuckle from the cat, the movements making her breasts bounce a little bit and causing the sleeping kittens to squirm a little bit, their triangle ears flattening a little bit.
>"That sounds like my mate," she sighed, arm pulling you tightly too her as a deep, rumbling purr echoed from her chest. "always going on when most others would've stopped....Thanks Lara, I can take it from here."
>"Lara' gave a small nod before stalking back up to the cave's entrance, her expression still that same, bored look she's had the whole time, leaving the two, well...five...of you alone.
>It just...there was no really way to describe how you felt, the closest description was if something was stuck in your brain, trying to turn but failing every time.
>Those three little cat girls with their tiny bob tails were you daughters, things brought into this world by you.
>I kind of made you think...and not just because you were now wondering how many P'Orcs now had your kids..
>The content smile Kara was wearing wavered for a second, becoming thin as she noticed the complex look you were wearing.
>"Is something wrong Mate?" she whispered, confused at why you'd fallen so quiet "You look...strange."
>No, you let her know that nothing was wrong you just...really didn't know how to react....In fact, how old were they?
>"Seven days," she whispered as one of the young turned in her sleep, exposing her little belly as she lay on her back "they're eyes should be opening any day now."
>O-oh.... Cool...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889733
Same thing, but colder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889535

I'm sorry but i'm unable to do stories involving them because of too much self-deprication and procrastination.

>TFW no Jötunn girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889720
>smells like england
oh hell no. gross.

>>13889733
>scandinavia
Oslo was okay. Expensive as hell to drink there though.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a spurdo girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889741
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889734
This nigga must be like Genghis Khan to the P'Orc population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889706
Anon, it's just a troll or someone being salty. Ignore them. They've been at it all day with the thinly-veiled sub/dom drama trolling. See:

>>13888134
>>13889420
>>13889702
>>13889702

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889761
I figured that.

So, how about them yandere fox Goddesses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889771

Do we even have a yandere Kitsune story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889771
She doesn't seem that yandere to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889781
Apparently fates manipulation doesn't really make one yandere, so no I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any genuinely good maledom stories or were they only written to start shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888094
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889785

>Fates manipulation

Hugh wott

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889787
Quicksilvers mousegirl bondage thing.
>>13889789
It was in Cockles' story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889787
> Are there any genuinely good maledom stories or were they only written to start shit?
No, and yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889797

Don't know the name so they're probably not worth reading, cool beans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889782
>you will never get stalked by a busty genki Kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889798
Ah man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889734
>You were content to just stare that at the sleeping babes but their mother would have none of that, gently scooping up the sleeping girl nearest you, the smallest of the trio, and setting you in her lap, the little kitten whining as she was moved.
>She a bit more than you expected as the kitten lay in your lap, paws kneading your stomach as she slowly roused herself, tiny claws trailing against your skin.
>You looked at Kara in confusion, wondering what to do when she told you to "Go for it, scratch her ears and let her know that father's here."
>Yeah...let your daughter know your here..
>Slowly, mostly because of how tired it was, you moved your right arm to the tiny caragor's hair and awkwardly began to scratch it, fingers awkwardly moving as the fatigue still plagued them.
>The runt of the litter didn't seem to mind though, her head slowly rising to press against you hand, searching for the source of scratching and begging for more.
>Oh lord...
>You worked your hand down so that it was below her chin, causing her to expose her neck as she leaned more into it.
>You asked Kara what you daughters names were, continuing to pamper the one in your lap as you returned to scratching the top of her head just behind her pointed ears.
>"Vera," she whispered, a warm, tired smile on her face as she pointed at the runt in your lap.
>"Hera," she told you again as the paw moved to point at a chubby one curled up in a ball between the two of you, the kitten a solid sleeper who was unaware of your presence.
>"Cera" she finished as she pointed at the last one who was resting on her back, the little one's chest rising and falling slowly as she slept "Named after my mother and aunts."
>Vera, Hera, and Cera? Guess there's a naming convention in play.
>"Oh? You didn't notice My name and Lara's?" the matron whispered, one paw moving towards Cera's exposed belly and rubbing it, "Kara, Sara, Lara, and Yara, our mother felt it was cute."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889649
>Any negative comments on the thread OC is just one person trolling

Please.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the fastest way of giving your waifu heart pupils?

Hard Mode: No dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889819
Well, it kind of is just shitposting if someone says, "It's fucking garbage" without at the very least saying why it's bad, let alone giving any constructive criticism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889826
Telling her you love her followed by firmly grabbing both of her hands and deeply kissing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889649

Don't you have better things to be doing, Stalker-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889830
He's kind of the reason God Hand Quest is on hiatus.
Bad vibes killing my muse man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889826

heart decals and superglue, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889826
soft gentle encouraging headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889826
Scritchy scratchies behind the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889815
This is adorable.
>Hera," she told you again as the paw moved to point at a chubby one curled up in a ball between the two of you
Hopefully she grows up to be the thickest of her sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889837
Nobody cares about that stupid shit that should be on /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889815
My poor heart can't handle these caragor kittens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889826
Preening her wings while saying nice things about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889837
>One person is stopping you from writing

Scratch that, I'm more worried that you think only one person would bitch about a HFY story made out of short and kind of spammy posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889859
He wrote the good kind of HFY. The kind where it's more fun then edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889830
Agreed. If you think something is shit then at least tell us how we fucked up, please. If its something we can actually fix and not personal taste then most writefags probably would try and correct the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889870
No difference to this thread apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889874
Like you assholes would do fuck all about it.

If anything you'd probably do it more in your future stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889837
>>13889859

>MFW it's not just a group of people that make me not write, it's the simple idea of writing -just- for 4channers when there's clearly no enjoyment to it anymore
>Or noticable progression of skill
>Or just being flat out hated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889875
The content was kind of bad, but the main issue for me is the way his posts are about three lines long. Most CYOAs are at least a few paragraphs between choices, but just a few sentences per post is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888501
I expected something with the bowl.

>so good, cute and helpful even anti monster states allow them

Best girl? Quite possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889885
You're assuming everyone here is Negawalker in terms of spitefulness.
Remember when that dude said he was gonna do straight-up Rachnee smutfiction, and we were like "NOOO" and he did it anyway?
That happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889011
You've given them names.
Now you have to write a full story.
I have a mighty need for more delinquent monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889885

found your themesong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALHybzqaWwg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889815
>Naming conventions as a family tradition eh? Maybe you cou-
>You stopped speaking as the kitten in your lap moved her lids, struggling to open them, little, curious mows slipping out as she did.
>Neither you nor the elder caragor spoke as the kittens fight to see continued, waiting with bated breath until Vera opened her eyes for the first time.
>They were your eyes, the color was at least, the pupil at the center of it narrow and thin in the bright light of the fire.
>"She's got your eye's mate," the mother whispered as the little cat in your lap looked around the room for the first time, little, curious cries slipping past her lips as she took in her surroundings "they're lovely."
>They were...all of them.
>Whatever energy the caragor kitten had soon faded and Vera drifted back to sleep, a small vibration in her chest marking out her silent purrs.
>Hera was the next one to become the center of your attention, hoisting her up in your arms and scratching behind her ears as she slept, the girl staying dead asleep but nuzzling into your chest as you scratched her, the purr she had louder than Vera's.
>Your arms, already drained beyond belief, soon grew weary and the kitten was moved next to her sister lest you drop her, the bigger sister latching onto the runt and hugging her tightly for warmth.
>Cera, due to the rapidly diminishing space on you lap, was held up by her mother so you could rub her belly.
>She awoke quickly with a startled mewl and grabbed your hand with her paws, keeping you tight as her rear legs kicked at you.
>"A playful one here," Kara smiled as the little one rubbed her face against your hand, "I expect her to be the pack leader much like Yara was for us, she'll grow up big and strong."
>You didn't even know what to say to that so you didn't, just smiling and tickling the kitten's belly as she lightly nibbled at your hand, licking it every so often her curiosity getting at her.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT9NaHuQvhk
Would you soar the skies with a Valkyrie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889905
Oh god, I can't handle this diabetes inducing moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889859
That, and the fact that my schedule's kinda fucking me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889442
I hate them and want to burn them all to death, and the fools that like them.

>inb4

CALL THE COPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889922
Maybe you should just give up faggot.

Nobody with functioning brain cells is reading your crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889905
>As much as you wanted to stay awake and fawn on them more, your body simply could go no farther, you eye lids drooping and head nodding.
>It didn't go unnoticed by Kara though, the new mother shiftly slowly until she was pressed up against you, the kitten still clutching your hand and sisters still asleep in your lap.
>"Rest now mate," Kara yawned, pulling your head against her chest and next to her heart "you've probably had a long day. You can play with them more tomorrow."
>Yeah....you yawned, darkness rapidly coming, tomorrow....
>The loud, rumbling purr of the mother and he- YOUR daughters sent you to sleep faster than any lullaby ever had, a smile pulling at your lips.

And that is it for the day.
Sorry it ran so long and I hope the kittens were what you'd hoped they were.

I'll probably update the pastebin tomorrow and post the link.

Take it easy Anons, Imma go play vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889898
This. Negawalker was a total faggot, above anything most of the current shitlist has achieved:
>He posted links to his stories repeatedly if he didn't get enough comments
>He posted massive walls of text about his "brilliance" and "inspiration" when everyone knew he fucking stole his ideas off the thread
>for these ideas he did a single chapter to call dibs on it then left it forever to rot
>He even posted his own stories as replies to other writefag submissions on occasion

Even Bob hasn't acted like such a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889930
Adorable fuckin shit mate, good job. Can't wait for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889475
>monstergirls aren't the same thing
>posts the race whose shtick is kidnapping men to be communal husbands i.e. cum pumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889941
>replying to a 2 hour old post in an effort to stir shit up
>having an Us vs. Them mentality in a monstergirl thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889931
>He even posted his own stories as replies to other writefag submissions on occasion
Of all the shit that goes on in these threads, this is the one thing that would actually infuriate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889909

>POSTING RAZGRIZ
>NOT USING HER THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Qkzj5bStU

You fucked up.

>>13889931

I'm curious to know who the current shit list is so I can avoid their shit at all costs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889938
Glad you enjoyed it.
Was fun to right, although it ran a bit longer than I'd anticipated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889891
You must have caught me during the late hours. I was tired as fuck and wasn't really writing as much as I could have been.
But really, how many words can be put into "You're losing the world's shittiest bluffing game." ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889948
>he pointed something out
>HE MUST BE TRYING TO START SHIT!

I thought this was 4chan not tumblr.

>not having an us vs them mentality where monstergirls are concerned

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889967
Just stop writing your shitty story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889931
>for these ideas he did a single chapter to call dibs on it then left it forever to rot

I hate being That Guy Who Defends Faggotry, so let me start this with the caveat that Negawalker's self-promoting faggotry rightly condemns him to the pit of hades. But I thought this only-wrote-one-chapter complaint was always a little unfair. I often get ideas that seem like rich seams of plot with plenty of story in them, then write one chapter, then just run out of steam or imagination or inspiration or whatever.

No writefag WANTS to leave a story on one chapter, for dibs or whatever. It's just that ideas often aren't as good as you thought they were, and you only realise this once you write "CHAPTER 2" on the top of your page and then find yourself bereft of language.

TL;DR: that specific piece of hatred isn't really fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889971
>Not Us & Them
People want to screw monstergirls. Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889985
Some of us like to think with our brains, not our dicks.

I bet you like yanmoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889980
It's less that he HAD ideas that he wrote down only one chapter for, and more that he TOOK ideas that he only wrote one chapter for, which is pretty different.

But your point still makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889980
You'd have a point, but look at his pastebin. He did nothing BUT take ideas from the thread and write a single chapter. He only cared about the current favorite topic and getting attention by claiming it was his idea in the first place.

Writing a single chapter and losing steam is fine, what he did wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889980

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889971
>us vs them
Nigga I just want to make merry with an in-human woman.
>>13889995
>>13889995
I don't think creating a non-existent enemy out of paranoia puts you at a higher spot than those that think with their dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889995
I do.
I like most monstergirls, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889995
I like monstergirls, AND I like yanmoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889785

I dunno how you people could see fates manipulation as yandere in any respect given that she wouldn't have even known where or when he was born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890025
I never said it was, O not-so-mysterious writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890029

Enigma is overrated at 2210 in the evening

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890005
>non existent enemy

The only reason you can even like monstergirls is because they're not real. You like reverse rape, so do I, and maybe you're a sub, but that's it. If an army of demons came flooding into your town, knocking down and raping your loved ones, you'd do something about it, I hope. Letting an exotic beauty dominate you sexually doesn't take much effort, but someone coming into your life and telling you how you're gonna live and wrecking your plans is not a welcome thing, you cannot deny this, you wouldn't be human if you did. Or just a contrarian faggot.

>inb4 you're making it seem darker than in it

Read the demon army entry in the wiki. Just because we here are willing, doesn't mean the whole world would be as welcoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890025
Because it is really obsessive to manipulate someone's entire life and existence just so they'll meet you. Then justify it with "So what if your life up until now was a sham, I missed you for decades!" That's like super yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890037
That's like, super my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890033
*than it is

[Anonymous No.]

Come on guys.
Think of the kittens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890008
>>13890016
I'll weep for your mothers since you're too cock drunk to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890052
No, some guy is upset that people like monstergirls while claiming to be an individual of high intellect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890033
>implying thirsty betas would do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890062
>Replying to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890037

Eh. I suppose. Doesn't mean the sex was yandere at all though.

I'll stop procrastinating some day, but shitty liquor like Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan or some other stupid blogshit drink like Rosé wine and ant girl orgies are preventing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890060
That is a big werekitten 4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890053
To be fair, yeah, what happened with the mother was pretty fucked up, and the moth did a bad thing on her part, but I mostly chock it up to the fact that she is probably too socially inept to realize what she did was wrong. Spending some time with her would correct that, probably.

Also, the mother was fine later, so she didn't kill her or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890062
>says the man in a thread dedicated to liking cute monstrous women on a Nicaraguan picture forum

[Anonymous No.]

>(Heavy Breathing)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890069
>implying
Let's see that evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890080
The bigger the girl, the better the cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890075
It's obvious that's she's going to learn from her mistakes after each cycle.
Which makes me wonder if pic-related will be a "disguise" of sorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890079
I never said I wasn't also part of that group, Jacob.

[Anonymous No.]

So with this, which do you think would be better?
Kunoichi, or Tanukis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890075
>too socially inept to realize

So if ta-mentally challenged person came up to you an started smearing shit all over your face you'd just accept it? That's just an excuse and you know it. Someone being socially inept and making insensitive jokes, laughing loudly, saying awkward stuff is excusable, to a point. Someone killing your mother no matter is in no fucking way okay. Unless she was something out of Carrie or something, and even then, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890069
>>13890075
>>13890079
We just need to ignore him. This thread was actually pretty close to getting it right. Do not engage the retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890096
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890094
I didn't say it's okay, more like you can correct that kind of thing.
Also, she didn't kill her. She's still alive when he's an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890094

She didn't kill the mother. She stunned her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890091
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890091
>On one hand, you have a ninja girl who will devote her bloodline to protecting yours if you save her
>On the other, you have a succubus ninja who is specially trained in 52 ways of making you cum with just her hand and shit
>Oh, also, she'll devote her life to you as your vassal
Oh, man. This is tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890096
Whatever you say, hugbox-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890091
Tanuki 4life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890102
>>13890103
Well she's still a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890080
"O-Oh gosh... You're, uh, friendly for an Ushi-Oni aren't you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890126
Fucking spongebob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890124

No, a nightmare would be a Hound of Tindalos creating a causal loop by time traveling and raping you in the past as a shota while she's encountering you for the "first" time as an adult.

We're talking Legacy of Kain levels of time fuckery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888357
Death is the best character in the entire series and I hope he was as good to Pratchett as he was to anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890134
>Hound of Tindalos
To that writefag: when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890134
Uh, isn't that exactly what she's been doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890134
>tfw no Manticore with Nu's hairstyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890152
>dat ass
>dat puff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890152
Mu-12 and La-11 are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890148

No, Moth-chan is essentially just taking the arm from the record player and moving it back towards the beginning in a never ending cycle.

We're talking about actual time travel where the Tindalos-chan is creating nosebleeds and new paradoxical memories to form from her interfering with time.

>>13890141

From that writefag: When the stars are right and the horror once again walks the Earth, or I learn to stop taking whatever you fucks say at face value and ignore the shitposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890152
I'm kinda tempted to leave God Hand Quest on an extended hiatus and work on a different quest. Something more modern.
And there would be less posts since I'd ensure they were longer posts.
Should I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890159
How is that better? You're not allowed to move on with your life and you're some monster's toy, for eternity maybe. Fuck. That. Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890168
Fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890168
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890171

But she loves him, and is only trying to please him in an imperfect way. She doesn't want him to fear her, but to embrace her.

She's like Schrodinger's Cat in a way. She could either be yan or exceptionally vanilla, or neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890175
How do I make it clear how little your words make me want to kill myself?
Because the chances go down every time you say it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890159
Oh well, I guess I'll keep waiting until you grow a backbone. Nah, just take your time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890168
I'd still highly recommend not doing it in thread, the aggravation towards it can only grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890178
I just want to contribute to the thread anon. I've been coming here for about two years now and I can't draw.
I want to give something back to this community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890171
The cycle will cease once Kaiko and the MC finally reach an UNDERSTANDING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890186

It's less about having a backbone and more about having skin thicker than wax paper.

[Anonymous No.]

Clang Clang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890168
Sure, go ahead. You don't need to ask permission, considering it'll probably be pretty innocuous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890181
>but she loves him

And this makes it okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890192
No, remove shitty moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890181
Why do you keep replying to him? You know how this ends. Or do you want to be in a loop too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890189
If you can't even be fucked to finish your first piece of shit you can bet your ass nobody would like your second pile of crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890198
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890198
Not a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890198
Why are you posting vehicles in a monster girl thread? I mean, I know some guys love their cars but fucking one is kind of creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890189
Goona have to go with >>13890207

>I want to give something back

What are you a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890198
Something about that. As soon as I saw it I immediately thought of some furry shit or something. I really don't like either, but I'm not sure how they ended up linked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890204
You're not going to prevent people from discussing her, so you may as well cease your bitching now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890195
Uhh, good luck? I'm not good at this "motivation" thing. JUST DO IT.. maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890222
Okay, nevermind the new quest then. It was just an idea.
And is it so bad I actually like this community?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890229
And you can't stop me from calling your murderer waifu shit, so you may as well cease your whining now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890204
Remove moth haters.

Spread the love of the moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890242
Squash yanmoth.
Burn yanmoth.
Eradicate yanmoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890242
I want to spread my love inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890233

It's not a problem you people can help me with, and that's all I'm going to leave it at. Back to MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

Why not talk of superior moth?
Mothman, the spreader of fertility dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890242
I want moths to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hit a monster girl in the head with a baseball bat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890244
Hug yanmoth.
Kiss yanmoth.
Impregnate yanmoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890238
>spoiler

YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890242
Praise the Moths who protect our village!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfeC-w7SUbM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890256
Hold hands with yanmoth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890251
subtle/10

>>13890256
Quell yanmoth
Burke yanmoth
Falcon Punch yanmoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890248
>Not Moth-chan, the admired Red Admiral herself
Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890261
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890263
You're the reason why yanmoth turned evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890251
I want to slay mindflayers with blade and fire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890257
Well too bad. You guys are cool and I enjoy your company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890269
Just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890269
Monster apologist pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890270
Too bad anon, you can kill monster girls unless you're stronger than all the gods combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890275
Nah, I think we'll ignore you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890260
What do people who go to a Moth shrine pray for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890276
She just wanted to molest a shota, but everybody had to hate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890276
I recognize this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890276
Yeah, how dare people be in favor of monstergirls in the monstergirl thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890279
Surely you have better bait than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890273
Well you're dumber than a wurm.
Who huffs paint.
Whose mother drank all though the pregnancy.
And who was dropped on her head on a daily basis because said mother was shitfaced all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890286
Traitor pls, there has to be a limit. Even your dick knows this to be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890289
Don't care. I'm going to be recklessly idealistic and continue to portray humans and monstergirls as heroes and villains.
AND I STILL ENJOY HANGING OUT WITH YOU FUCKERS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890290
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890287
Just accept the fact that you'll never dom or defeat a monster girl anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890290
Of course anon, because you're so smart and intelligent.
>Traitor
Pfff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890282
Fertility and cute moth wives.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890294
After you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890282
For a moth waifu if you're single, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890279
And yet, the most powerful being in the MGE universe is a dude.
A dude who could have defeated the demon lord, but decided to marry her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890300
Indeed.

Big girls with big titties, muscles, and asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890296
>shitty bait
There was a reply here, but it's gone now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890286
Aw shut up, we're not a hive mind and such a claim is null.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890300
DROP IT.
>"Grrrrr"
DROP THE FRISBEE.
>"GRRRRRRRRRRR!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890308

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890306
More like she beat him and decided to use him as a cum pump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890297
>smart and intelligent
You ever heard of redundancy? Of course not, since you seem to be neither smart, nor intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890300
Agreed. They are very, very lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890310
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890321
I want all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890322
Nope.
She also needed his help fighting beside her to defeat the old chief god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890322
Lucky guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890283
She's horrible and deserves all the hate she gets. Suffering must have an end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890321
>Filename
Yes. Yes they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890300
For me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890329
She probably just brainwashed him and used the guy as a puppet.

A puppet she fucks to get stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890306
Where does it say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890321
"Alright. Anyone know the answer?"
>"..."
"It's okay, don't be shy."
>"..."
"No one?"
>"..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890292
WELL YOU'RE ANNOYING AND I HATE YOU!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889953
As far as I know, the mainstays of the list are nega, bob, kitsune, and bollocks. Maybe alp?

Most of the others are hit or miss depending on the person making the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890335
FACTS: Moth is love and you are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890328
>>13890328

This was still the highlight of the last thread thanks to Latenight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890321
>If a Mantis [X] in the [Y], does it make a sound?
No, anon. The answer is always going to be no.

>>13890339
He's an Incubus, they both get stronger.

>>13890340
The part where it says that he 'chose' to join her instead of killing her, implying that he could have killed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890342
LOVE YOU TOO ANON. NO ALP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890344

At least two of them on the mainstays don't even write anymore AFAIK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890335
She deserves babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890348
Don't reply to obvious bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890339
>A puppet she fucks to get stronger.
Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890347
Facts: that is a lie and yanmoth is refuse from the bowels of Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to act tsundere with a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890348
>instead of killing her, implying that he could have killed her
I'm trying to find that part right now and can't find it. To me it sounds like you're talking out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890360
Satan-chan is cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890355
She deserves and angry mob with pitchforks, torches, machetes and RAID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890348
Delude yourself all you want anon, humans will never be stronger than monster girls.

Just get used to be a monster girls cum pump, because you'll never dom her in your life.

[Anonymous No.]

i couldn't find anything else to caption, so i decided to make up captions for stuff on the boorus that hasn't been translated yet, as a way to pass the time.
if you find something translated out there that hasn't already been captioned, please send it my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890367
>Chaos-chan
Good thing I got this Fighter!Cerea pic earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890367

Ugh, Anon.

That's Chaos-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890360
Satan did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890369
>humans will never be stronger than monster girls
>in a setting where you can grind to get stronger
:^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890369
It's like you don't get tired of posting this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890384
That's a lie to get retards like you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890368
Go to sleep edgykid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890382
Shh

[Anonymous No.]

Butterflies, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890270
I want to stand triumphantly above a bruised, broken and bloody oni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890391
>T-that's a l-lie!
Stay salty, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890368
She deserves to have her womb filled with seed so she gives birth to fluffy moth babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890377
Good work, cute as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890366
Huh, guess it isn't there, must have misremembered.
Sorry about that, anon.

He still made the choice to not fight her, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890369
>monstergirls are impervious to everything
>being stabbed in the back
>being overwhelmed in numbers
>mr manly mcchad and his lvl 999 stats
>modern weaponry
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890396
Way better than moths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890398
I want to zap a Minotaur's butthole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890392
No! It's time to bring edge back, to hell with sunshine 24/7, if you want to cuddle a yeti well enough, but if I want to drown an ushi oni in hellfire I shall, and none shall stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890391
I dunno, I think it would be grand to be in a setting where I can level grind a job change to find my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890404
Guns don't work on monster girls, remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890404
>modern weaponry
Fucking /k/ommandos dragging this shitstorm on longer than it should have gone on, fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890404
Quit taking the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890404
>having level caps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890410
You are so painful to read. I'm just going to hide you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890411
Do you visit the /v/ drawthreads by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890405
>>13890396
Butterlies go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890420
>not beating everyone at lvl 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890424
Maledom fag pls leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890400
She deserves and angry squad of flamethrower wielding men, with electrified clubs to crush the cocoons of her devil young into paste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890427
>implying
Bait-kun, are you that bored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889041
>and virginity missing
>Excuse me miss, have you seen my virginity?
>It's about this big and pink colored.
>I swear I had it with me just last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890422
Yeah. Requesting shit to bring back here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890412
>wut if i had are pee gee and rambo dual wield machine gun bolters
/k/tg/ pls go already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890314
no take only throw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890427
Oh, I see.

You're the guy that has been trying to drag maledom/femdom drama into the threads once more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890424
>death by 1000 cuts

No thanks, I have shit to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890428
Butterliesfags are so alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890421
I'm supposed to care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890433
Good on you, Gunstar(?)
Or are you that requested Gazer earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890448
the guy that*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890442
>he's not a mothfag so he must be a butterflyfag and gay

I don't have an image to convey how disappointed I am in you.

Get this much right ,I hate yanmoth, not moths in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889075
He's basically breeding one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890428
She deserves a loving husband that will play with and care for her young

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890448
>requested Gazer earlier
Yeah, I remember witnessing that go down.
That happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890451
I don't believe your lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890427
>montergirl forces you to dom her
Eh, close enough to maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

Moth and butterfly rival gangs fighting for cute boys and territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890457
Yep, but thankfully the drawthreads argue over stupid shit just like we do, so it blew over quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890448
>>13890457
Oh yeah, not that guy though.
I can't bring myself to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890463
Not really faggot, next you're probably going to say is that Kikimoras are submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890465
What are the names of the respective gangs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890456
She deserves to be in a cell where men, women and children can jeer at her and show her how much she disgusts them, screaming what a mistake of creation she is before she's put to death to remove the blight that is her existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890472
>he can't even dom kikis
Wow, you're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890468
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>not having a truly romantic relationship with a human girl
>liking monsters that only want you for your semen and their self serving infatuation
I'll just be over here with a true lover that isn't some grotesque monstrosity that thinks of nothing but lewd things. :^)))))))

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890472
>>13890477
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890479
>:^)))))))
Don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890481
Anon, has this post ever worked out for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890475
>>13890347

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890465
I don't see why butterflies and moths would fight. One owns the day, one owns the night.

Now those territorial and aggressive hummingbird girls who can't get enough nectar, however...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890488
I wish. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890487
My meme fu is weak, what does that face mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890492
Yes, the silence of oblivion is all she deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890465
>cute

Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890493
>Fighting for nectar
They'd be in it with BEES and fucking hornets. Those poor humming grills don't stand a chance, god help them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890478
Well, mainly what I've been trying to do is get monstergirl art from /v/.
Which means requesting vidya characters as monstergirls, because doing it any other way would just be met with "the fuck are you doing?"
Lately, a bunch of people have started liking the idea of vidya monstergirls, so that's good, but someone tried requesting something cute with Gazer, not really linking it to anything necessarily vidya related.
Someone said he can't do that, and then some dude whiteknighted hard about how there's no concrete rule saying that MGE isn't vidya, so he should fuck off and let him request it.
And then arguments happened regarding the logistics of monstergirlsbeing requested on vidya. It wasn't really the requester's fault, but it's a thing that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890501
Boys can be cute, like you for example

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890377
would uevo her and then put her on my Burning God Set team

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890493
I want them to wiled knives and cut people with speed to great for the eye to follow.

Balisong knives

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890501
Any problem with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890477
You're just following their wishes.

That's not maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890506
>>13890511
Go back to /gfd/

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be covered in bees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890515
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

Let's try something more lengthy. Not too sure about my word choice, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890505
I hope that goober never shows up again.

People like Bacon were pretty cool during it though, including the guy that originally requested Gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890517
Not those!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890514
So if a monster doms you, and you actually want it, you're not being dommed?

Keep telling yourself that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890505
Yikes. I hope this means that we'll still get vidya monstergirl art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890517
I want to bait and switch you, making you think you're going to be covered in bees by slathering you with honey but then shoving you into a bear girl enclosure instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890501
>cute boys are not allowed to be a thing ever
I mean, what if the rival gangs are all in highschool, and everyone's like 14, 15?
Highschool kids still do have that 'cuteness' factor or whatever around then.
There's no need to be upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890520
I like this artists Cyclops's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890520
Condoms? Wow no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890515
Boys are meant to be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890526
They can still be cute when older since this is 2D and bishies exist etc etc. He's just mad because not everything is about manly men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890505
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? Do you want /v/ to come here in greater numbers? Stop before you kill us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890523
When you tell a monster how and when to fuck you along with taking almost complete control of their life, then yes you're not being dommed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890520
Wait, was I pulling the ghoul's hair and calling her names? That doesn't sound like me. I mean, that poor girl isn't an alp, a monoeye OR an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

Vanilla moth is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890539
No anon, she's saying she wants you to facefuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890536
>Do you want /v/ to come here in greater numbers?
Nigger, there are only like, 2-3 of us that go to the /v/ drawthreads so you have nothing to worry about.

Anyways, /v/irgins seem to care more for MonMusu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890526
>>13890526
>>13890533

Don't you have a sissy thread to be in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890537
>reaching this hard
Chill man, it's cool. You stay in your headcanon, I'll be over here, in reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890536
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Trying to bring content back to my people.
I'm sorry, I thought I was doing the right thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890544
Boys of any body type can be deemed "cute", so it's not like your masculinity is at risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890543
/v/ was my go to board since I started coming here, that place is a cesspit beyond saving now, we do not want their attention. I'm begging you, stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890542
That's a given, of course I'd fuck her face (and her thighs, being sure to rub against her clit without letting her cum). I was just wondering if in this pretend scenario I was bullying a girl type not on my bully list. I'd need to change up in my head a little is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890547
>I'm sorry, I thought I was doing the right thing.
You are, provided you don't link them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890540
I think this is a moth we can all agree is worth impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890547
Ignore the overactive faggot
>>13890553
/jp/ isn't the only board on this site with people that like monstergirls, dickwad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890546
>being this deep in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890556
>provided you don't link them here.
Why would I ever, ever do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890550
>passive aggressive pecks about masculinity

I'm sick of your cute boy crap everywhere, you're the new shota shits, or chubby whatevers, pick the one you prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890539
In my mind, I had thought of a scene in a gym closet where the MC tries to pull a ghoul off his dick by her hair, screaming and swearing at her. Of course, the cyclops catches a glimpse of this, and immediately takes it the wrong way, which leads to this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890564
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890565
He's not all that wrong, though.
Like, when a girl starts talking about "I want to find a cute boy." That could mean even someone who looks like Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey. I just finished reading Pretty Human, and I'm looking for some recommendations. I'd like something similar, something fun and potentially lewd'ish to out and out lewd. I'm a fan of kitsune, dragon girls, lamia, and centaurs and prefer stories between a adult human male and a monstergirl.

Can anyone make a recommendation or three? Thanks, MGT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890565
Good thing nobody gives a fuck about what you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890560
You go fuck yourself. You thought all the not! gay shit in the thread is bad now, just you wait if /v/ decides it likes this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890525
Well, I'm not him, but that doesn't sound so bad. Being licked clean by a bunch of horny bear girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890566
Scenario and headcanon status: reconciled. I'm not sure how good I'd be at sexy name calling without really knowing the girl, but I'd be sure to try. Hair pulling isn't hard at all either. This can be done, unless she actually wants me to be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890578
Baiting too hard now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890554
Have people forgotten that Ghouls gimmick is Blowjobs?
Given how ravenous they are, they'd probably be perfect for overstimulation blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890575
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890578
Refer to: >>13890564

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890547
Are you the same guy who wanted to contribute, "give something back?" Know your limits and don't fuck us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890590
No, not the same guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890584
Rolling my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890577
I can't understand you with all that dick in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890590
No, me and him are two different people.
I wouldn't touch /v/ with a 60 foot pole.

[Anonymous No.]

Alps and Amazons are all this place deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890520
I'm always willing to facefuck subhuman scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890586
I didn't forget the gimmick, I just didn't consider the possibility you mentioned; I can totally see myself dealing with that in such a way after the second or third orgasm now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890607
Alps are all I really want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890587
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890607
How about Alpazons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890607
Amazons a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890607
I'll take an alp. Not really sure I'm trophy husband material though, so no on the amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890602
At least you have some sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890575
Do lamia shit.
I love lamia shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890601
Cry more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890575
http://pastebin.com/u/DoIlooklikeawritefag
http://pastebin.com/ERfUNc78
http://pastebin.com/eNjW42Y9
http://pastebin.com/qt05hLJN
I just cherrypicked a bunch of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890607
Why not, I'd love to go from place to place on my saddled amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890520
This is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890625
To be fair, I see your point.
Now might be a good place to stop, after what happened recently anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890575
You type like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890627
I said i don't speak waterfalls of cum on your fairy form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890607
Alps can be a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890630
>cherrypicked
Do you even know what that means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890642
Don't start.

Of course he's gonna start I just hope people don't bite the bait.

Of course they're gonna bite, they're all so fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890640
Bullshit, I bet your an alp stage two already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890648
Shhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890520
Time for to put those twerking lessons to use.

[Anonymous No.]

Alps in string bikinis.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys think would happen if I confessed to a succubutt that doesn't even know me? She would run away?

[Anonymous No.]

>this shitflinging has gone on for more than an hour with 200+ posts

Fuck that noise, it's Slime Time now.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an alp to act as an alpdar for people in this thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889537
I've always just mixed the two to be honest. Lazy Kung-fu martial artists that have an impreg fetish.
That way they can be the girl that loafs around most of the day when she's not having cuddlesex with you/ bestial rough sex to get pregnant and if anyone were to fuck with you or her kids they would end up with their sphincter inside their windpipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890662
Puking violently while burning down the town in the hope of erasing the vile image from my mind.

Alps a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890663
If she was single she won't be anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890669
Finally!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890669
No! It's Oni time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890663
Why do you ask dumb shit anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890662
oh jeez

Does she have monstergirl friends that sneak up behind her and stick their hands underneath the bikini to fondle her boobies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890669
>>13890680
I'm down with both!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890671
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890669
I can agree with this.

Side note: does anyone have the pic for the centaur subspecies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890662
Are for teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890669
Nope. That thing on her head looks like it want to suck my brain out. I cast thunder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890677
Oh, that's good.
>>13890682
Just looking for some inspiration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890680
Go away, oni. It's Slime Time now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890683
Just a pervy cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890689
Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890689
>black slimes

Everytime. Fuck you okayado you nip piece of dog intestine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890683
Can I do that too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890696
What about...Slime Onis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890702
That's a really bizarre thing to be upset about.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it Prime Slime TIme?
http://i.imgur.com/fSUoLud.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890701
>that dairy centaur

NO! I DON'T WANT TO LIKE HORSEPUSSY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890689
>Pink Slimes
Nnf! Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890706
Only if you take responsibility, or else you're going to get anime-slapped away.

The girls get a pass because it's just cute girls doing cute girl things on the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890701
Thank you, good sir
>Dairy breed
Dear God, my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890713
>Prime Slime
A large, armored tauric slime with a landing strip vag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890702
Mayadere a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890715
>in heat
>year round
>smell like all your favorite flowers
>AT ONCE

Oh baby.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890717
But we're talking about an alp here. Getting away with a quick grope could only be easier with an alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890701
Different guy but I seem to be missing Lamia, can you post that too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890714
>>13890718
I want to breed daughterus with a Nightmare that has the Dairy breeds milk abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890726
>Alices in frilly one piece swimming suits on the beach
Not sure if legal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890721
If Crabman's hentai comics are any indication, Slimes are capable of simulating a vagina with water pressure.
If Suu's shapeshifting powers are any indication, they could probably control the shape and tightness of their "vaginas"
And given that Suu can filter water through her body, it could be assumed that other slimes can do the same.
So as long as a Pink slime has access to water and nutrients for you, she could potentially tighten herself to the point where you can't pull out at all, and then turn you into a perpetual fuck machine.
I think we've found the most dangerous monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890736
>Alices in frilly one piece swimming suits on the beach
Not only legal but completely fucking normal. Get your head out of the gutter, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890733

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890714
>harem of fifty dairy centaurs
>everywhere you look, horsepussy radiating heat and pheromones
>your dick gets hard involuntarily
>they notice and trot over to you, their milk engorged mammaries swaying to and fro as they do
>you want the horsepussy
>and the horsepussy wants you

I'll see you on the other side bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890746
>One subspecies of mermaid is eel girls.
>Eel girls are essentially aquatic, dark-skinned lamia girls
OhBaby!OhYeah!.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890757
Hagfish girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890740
Old alraune did that, thankfully, our lord and savior KC rectified that. Stay in the hugbox anon, the outside world is dangerous.

He need to update the dryad entry, it has the same horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890746
>>13890689
>>13890701
Do you realize the potential for doujins with these subspecies?
These endcards, if people decide to use them, have essentially quadrupled the amount of doujins we could get with various lamia/harpy/etc. subspecies stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890779
Oh how wonderful.

More generic garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890748
Have fun mate. More milky paizuri and horse pussy for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890779
I hope we get some well-drawn vanilla lovey dovey stuff among them.

[Anonymous No.]

.less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890783
Come on, man.
I'm always open to monster girl doujins without NTR.
There's an abundant lack of it on sadpanda, so why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890790
>I hope we get some well-drawn vanilla lovey dovey stuff among them.

You're gonna get NTR and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890779
Give me one where a holstaur and dairy centaur get in a fight over their caretaker, and I could die a happy man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890803
That cow was a dirty slut that deserves to get put down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890792
Her right foot looks atrophied, otherwise it's pretty good looking.
>>13890799
Hence "among them."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890810
Nah, NTR is the only thing that's gonna happen.

Either that or we're gonna get garbage like that doujin about a sex themepark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890803
>large chested girls with breast envy

Hello new fetish, pleased to meet you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890779
Why would anyone do that? People buy doujins because they have well-known characters in it. These subspecies generic as fuck. Anyone could do these monsters without connection to monmusu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890815
>hating on mizuryuu kei

I will fuck you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890815
You're oddly pessimistic about this, anon.

>>13890818
You know, this one dude, from Outlaw Star, he once said something like,
>A boy has the right to dream
Or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890821
Sluts are subhuman, just like the people who make doujins about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890815
Being cynical 100% of the time isn't healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890807
Centorea come on, No need to be jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890779
Meh, they are boring
But they will looooots of NTR
And it will good
Can't wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890803
I love how this one works fine both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890824
>>13890827
You're both optimistic idiots,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890827
>he doesn't want to be right 100% of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890784
>You'll never grow up on a monstergirl farm.
>You'll never be childhood friends with the youngest girls on the farm.
>A Holstaurus, A Minotaur, and A Centaur.
>You'll never grow up together on the farm, all while your father keeps feeding you vitamins to make your bones stronger for some reason.
>You'll never wake up one night after you turn [INSERT LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT IN YOUR AREA HERE] only to find that the house is empty.
>Empty except for a letter from your father that just says "Have Fun!"
>You'll never be grabbed from behind and dragged back into your bedroom by your now grown up, busty, and completely naked childhood friends.
>They'll never throw you to the bed and strip you down.
>You'll never catch a glimpse of the full moon in the window.
>They'll never surround your dick with their breasts and make you cum.
>You'll never spend all night satisfying them as they do everything they can think of to you.
>You'll never wake up laying on top of your Minotaurus childhood friend with your lips around one of your Hostaurus childhood friend's lactating nipples, and with your Centaur childhood friend asleep with your dick in her mouth.
>You'll never get married to the three of them and have plenty of babies with your childhood friends.

It hurts anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890839
No need to call people idiots, anon.
I do think maybe it'd be farfetched to see some eel girl doujins, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890807
1) It was a natural bodily function, not sex. It could have been handled by any other person if not for her embarrassment.
2) It was a desperate situation that she clearly was uncomfortable with.
If not for being bad at names, she'd have been fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890847
>It was a desperate situation that she clearly was uncomfortable with.

Did we read the same garbage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890826
But all MGs are sluts except very few ones like unicorn or some warriors

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890856
Yeah and they're just as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890845
Meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890790
Thus far we've gotten one that's Papi with an old fat guy, Suu slime-ravaging Papi, and whatever that book that KC contributed a drawing of Rachnee to is.

I'm not holding my breath at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890845
I'm kind of glad that will never happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890847
So if you were dating a cow-girl, you'd be fine with her having any guy squeeze her breasts to get her milk out if you're not around?

What if that's not quite enough for some other urges she might develop in the process? It's just a natural bodily function, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

Alrighty everyone,

It's that time again.

P'Orc's is updated to include the kittens and, as always, here's the link for those who don't want to dig through the thread.

http://pastebin.com/B0H2XaZk
(Newest at 1555)

Other than that, be good and don't burn down the thread, it may give some of the orphans flash backs and cause them to go off and be adventurers.
And we don't want that until they're older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890850
You mean the parts where she threatened to deck Darling if he tried to get off about it? The way you feel about something and the way your body reacts are two different things. A rape victim might have an orgasm, but that's the body's natural reaction, not her actually enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890868
That's good anon, nothing good will come out of waiting for more garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890856
MGs are nymphos, not sluts. Sluts, by definition, indicates compulsive promiscuity. Nymphomania meanwhile, carries no such definitive stigma.

Of course most nymphomaniacs will be sluts, but that's neither here nor there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890879
Horay.

I will hol;d you as ,y role model for both update efficeienty, frequency, and sobriety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890880
Anon we're talking about two completely different things.

I was talking about that sex themepark doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about the big-titted cow and horse when the Sheep was clearly the best girl in that chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890881
I still ordered the one of Suu ravaging Papi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890893
Do you think I care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890892
The sheep was a cutie, but I have a weakness for dem brown goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890880
>>13890883
>>13890890
With all the [Deleted] posts, I believe it's best that you refrain from engaging eachother any further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890884
I wouldn't go that far.
There was a good month when I didn't update squat.

But thank you, always feels nice to know folks enjoy what I write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890901
>Only a month
Boy do I wish that was my record.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890900
That has nothing to do with this. Although it is a dead horse at this point, who cares.

Hooray sluts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890901
Brother, I haven't updated fr a year,

I posted half a chareter prile bacuase i lacked druive and ended up at "do the shit like before but berrer

" so that;s kinda what im doing.:

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890868
>Papi with an old fat guy
Where? There is no such thing on panda
Link?

>Suu slime-ravaging Papi
What's wrong with that? It's canon. Suu is a real harem king

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890914
Sluts are shit and so are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890916
Damn you're shloshed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890922
That's because it's not out yet. It, and the other I mentioned, are to be released at the upcoming Comiket.

http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/32/17/040030321752.html

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, and there's also a Miia doujin that offends my anatomy sensibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890916
Anon, you're drunk
Take a nap or let the onis help.

Don't worry, there was a period of burnout I had where I almost called it quits.
There's no point in writing if it becomes a chore or you can't focus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890925
iM actuallly sobering up, GF aws there to save me last saturday and i decided towasr up for a while. and doNt quesiton my methods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890934
Consequtnely Oni are my favorutoe mamono. FG even og tme a sake set for my birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890924
Sluts are love and your tears are delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890948
Cucks
Cucks everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890933
Miia is pretty good but could be a better first girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890953
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

If monster girls were real I'd just pay to fuck a MG prostitute and be done with them forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890974
how boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890967
>liking sluts
>not a cuck
Pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890967
>>13890974
>>13890982
We already had a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890974
>a world with prostitution
Pff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890982
>you can't just fuck sluts, you have to marry them

I bet you insert as the cuck in NTR doujins. Like everything else, you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890994
Just report him, one of them was banned already.

[Anonymous No.]

It didn't owkr out last eime . But i've got a good feeling abiut this time
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890974
You want to fuck once in your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890998
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890997
You should go to bed and delete your image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890995
>report him
>over him not liking my taste

You're an even bigger faggot than he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890933
Post it. I want to be offended too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891008
>him
Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891007
I will do one of thise thiungs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891011
Alright, you were warned.
http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/33/04/040030330424.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891044
>dat delicious Lamiass
I don't know man, that cover art looks like shit, but daaaaamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891044
>Thigh gap on a lamia
This triggers my autism something bad, though it is mitigated by the fact that his snake tongue blowjob has me diamonds right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never treat monster girls like normal animals/weird cosplayers

It just sounds so fun, that is until they find out where you live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891062
Do you have a revengerape fetish m8? I admire you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891044
>Lamiass
Eh, it may not be entirely anatomically correct, but I think I can let it sli--
>thigh gap
YOU WHAT!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891069
I just think it would be fun, like treating a Hellhound like a lost puppy while she is absolutely confused while you scratch her ears and rub her stomach.

Then she tracks you down and rides you ragged, all while you pet her ears and call her a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891044
It's not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890451
I knew it, butterflyfags are full of lies.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on a space adventure and stop green oomukades and black oomukades from having their great war that would determine whether my galaxy gets enslaved or destroyed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891095
>stop oomukades
But that's mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891095
I feel this is a reference to something familiar, but I can't quite make the connection.

[Anonymous No.]

>that part in MGQ with the 4 loli bandits

tiny dragon makes my heart go doki doki!

[Anonymous No.]

Okay /mg/, you get the Monster Girl of your dreams, or harem of your dreams. However, this comes with a price. Before you can get them, you must perform this play and be one of the key actors. Now don't look at the spoiler before you agree.Really, don't do it!You must perform it ten times. And with ENTHUSIASM. Did you agree? Good, too late now. Get your acting skill together, here's your performance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

[Anonymous No.]

The problem I see with monster girls is that there are very few "monsters" initially it would be a good idea to stay away from them because they would kill you but now it seems like they all went docile and want to be waifus.

What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891134
I'm game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891137
You brave soul, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891134
I can be enthusiastic, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is.

[Anonymous No.]

OK Anon,

You've had the misfortune to, as you were wandering the streets one day with your waifu (roll if you are one of the "I like them all" crowd http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono)) run into Cletus the magic hobo, a drunken, dastardly man who's mistaken you for the grandson he's never had nor wanted, placing a curse on your waifu.

First, he's changes her species (maybe, roll http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono))

Second he's changed her body type (D4 http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm))

1. Oppai Loli, (Heavy on the oppai, we're talking headsized melons)
2. MUSCLE (And I mean a LOT of muscle, 8 pack and body builder levels of muscle, she can carry you one handed and bench a car if she wanted.)
3. FAT (Belly apron, hips that get stuck in doorways, a rear that doubles as a shelf, and breasts the size of her head (bigger if they already were), and chubby cheeks, no extra chins though.)
4. Loli/CC (Loli for non loli species, CC for loli species

With a cackle and a calim that replies rule the world (kinda true considering a dragon just became president) he vanishes to the hoborealm, a filthy place filled with rusty spoons, hordes of drunkards, one confused wurm, and the lord of hobo's himself, Homlesso the god of vagrants.

Can you challege this god and change your wife fully (or just partially) back?
Or will you need to wait 88 years before the magic wears off?

You can gather a party if you wish.
Go Anon! Adventure awaits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891134
Joke's on you, I'm a theater major.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891140
Free waifu's for laifu's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891123
Too bad they were pure shit as teens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891142
Did any of your classes ever mention this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891141
Kakuen to muscular Red Slime, I can deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891152
No, actually.
Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891141
>http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

>The bastard changed my wererabbit into an oppai loli Ignis

I hope for nothing. I am a man without hope. The nine realms will tremble in terror as I take part in this vendetta, for a man without hope is a man without fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891141
>Oppai loli dormouse
So, he gave her boobs? I'm fine with this. He even fucked up changing the species, she was already a dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891141
>Lich changed into an Oppai loli Mummy
Wait, does it even work? Her soul isn't actually in that body she was using, and she could just make another to her own liking. Well, for the sake of it, I'm still ok with it as long as she retains her personality and knowledge. No need to start fighting with old men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891141
>Alp to Fat Youko

I'm going to level her up with dickings until she either becomes 9 tailed god mode or stops being fat, and then we're kicking the shit out of this hobo god and taking all of his booze.

And then I guess I'm getting her turned back into a succubus. Damn this guy for making me care about powerlevels, even for a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891154
Good.

>>13891160
Go Anon! Win back the waifu!

>>13891161
A magic hobo isn't really that good sometimes, just be responsible when teasing your wife's new additions.

>>13891162
Personality and mind is the same.
Enjoy your shorter, and bustier, waifu.

Oh, and she's super senative now so you can get her to ahego with just hand holding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891165
>1 year time limit
>Fucking the 1 tail to 9

Shine on you crazy diamond! You'll be take him down with that!

Although I don't know if you body will hold out, that and the alp learning to use fluffy tails will be interesting.

Also, the fat stays until you beat the hobogod.

[Anonymous No.]

So out of all the monster girls that have wings, which one would you want to get wing hugged by the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891182
Werebat onee-san or Gandharva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891182
Valkryie without a doubt.

I have a soft spot for ladies with wings and in armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891078
Guys, we have an actual puppy MG now, we don't need to keep using Hellhounds as our hypothetical puppies anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891141
>Lich to loli Goblin

Well, I'm sure the lich isn't going to be too pleased about being alive again.

Time to put on the +10 ceastuses and fight my way through some hobos and get things right.

I don't mind her in this body though, she's actually probably stronger in this one than her old one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891182
Dragonewt or Jabberwock

Always wanted to feel the sensation of scaled wings against my skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891190
Eat shit, nothing's wrong with a god damn joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891190
OR we can have werepups, kobold pups, and hellpups and put them all in a snuggle pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891182
Huh. I never realized how few good winged MGs there are. I don't really care for dragons, but I guess Jabberwock. Something about being wrapped up by someone who's very body deflects all normal weapons. Pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891197
>Eat shit, nothing's wrong with a god damn joke.

For someone talking about jokes, you sound rather bitter and salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891182
Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891210
You tend to get annoying when some faggots keep trying to ruin every shred of fun you try and have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891186
It's like a winged Paladin, extremely cute and beautiful. Would bully by groping her from behind over the breastplate while lewdly rubbing my rock-hard dick all over her leather-clad buttocks and nuzzling her nape.

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>>13891224
I think it's past somebody's nap time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891226
I want to go up to the tall, quiet, stalwart valkryie that fights beside me and pat her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891232
I want to molest my Paladin / Valkyrie mistress in the night by cuddling, kissing and headpatting her after she falls asleep. I just have to be careful I don't fall asleep next to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891186

That would be pretty nice

>Be a warrior who died in the middle of a battle of a grand scale.
>A bright light envelops you and a woman clad in fancy battle armor, complimented with a sword and shield floats toward you
>Not to mention her angelic white wings
>It feels like a dream
>"You fell in battle but there no need to feel shame. Come with me."
>She smiles and offers you her hand
>You don't know what else to do so you take it.
>She pulls you closer and her wings, which didn't look especially large, suddenly expand in size and fold themselves around you.
>The sensations of the feathers from the wings is something you find to be comforting.
>And then before you know it, you're floating upwards with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891141
>Dark Elf into a muscle Dormouse
All of my yes

[Anonymous No.]

>Just saw the secret ending to witches house
Someone give me something nice so I can sleep tonight. I won't ask for a text or anything, because I don't want to bother anyone. I'm just really shaken up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891308

Here, it's dangerous to sleep alone. Take this with you: >>13888501

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891325
I'm gonna need something stronger than that. I think I might break out the wine bottle tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891308
>>13891337
Take this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891308
Just remember anon, they were good friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891141
>Muscle Mermaid.

He basically made Levia-san my waifu, I should be thanking him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891337
Go to bed and dream sweet dreams of Miia, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder:

Fox Women are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891346
I'm telling you man. The only thing that's gonna keep me from breaking down is my four mamano harem of a Baphomet, Lilim, Pharaoh, and Dragon. I'm writing that myself, so ain't no way that's gonna happen right now. I'm too depressed and incompetent. I'm gonna go drink now.
>>13891348
FUCK YOU OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT FUCK!
>>13891352
Maybe. Alcohol first. I need a good cry. Good night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891308
>witches house
No idea if it actually involves witches but have a cute one.
>CC Witch' old childhood friend moves in next door
>She starts warming up the relationship again
>Eventually she starts baking for him
>Little does he know that every item has a love potion in it
>She always sort-of liked him, but could never come out with it
>Now she's going to fix her worst mistake, letting him go
>It's just that the love potions have no effect
>Maybe it's the baking? Can the potions take the heat? But that one time she put them in the marmelade... Maybe it was too acidic?

>One night they're taking some shots and doing some light reminiscing
>She's tipsy and frustrated and can't take it anymore
>I actually liked you since we were kids! Please go out with me!
>She immediately realizes how awkward that was, cringes, and buries her face in her arms
>In silence, he stands up, circles the table, and sits next to her
>She shivers in dreadful anticipation as she can feel his breath on her ear
>It keeps coming closer and closer
>He's going to reject her, she just knows it
>Finally he kisses her ear, the only part not hidden behind her sleeve
>I can't say I've always loved you...
>Here it comes
>But I do now. I have ever since I saw you again. I'd love to be with you!
>Her golden hair flashes in the cold, artificial light as she spins to embrace him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891346
No thanks, I already have a pocket Anubis, I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891308
Don't worry Anon! The demon made a new contract with Viola! The ride never ends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891398
Don't you fucking dare. I was spoiled by /v/ before I ever played it. I looked up the ending on youtube and I still feel like shit. God dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891368
Could I get one of those? These pocket mice aren't any help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891355
This is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891355
Yes. Quite.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, I'm going to write that story about an elf warrior raised by amazoness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891469
k mitebcool

[Anonymous No.]

Is there such a thing as too much mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891478
You've obviously never been to the Mofu Zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891478
That looks like a nice limit there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891478
Possibly when there gets to be so much that properly taking care of it all becomes unfeasible.
Daughterus can help you care for them though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891478
Never! More mofu means more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891495
Fuck, that was adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891511
That fuck was adorable*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891523
This too

[Anonymous No.]

How undead are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891656
I want to hang out with a group of Ghoul Girl delinquents in a graveyard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13889502
>She hums the tune, her face just inches from your own as she pounds your pelvis to dust with her breeder's hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891717
"I-I'm sorry! I'll buy your goddamn cheese! Just please don't rape me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891673
But are you man enough to sit atop a throne of ghoul girls who all claim a part of you to nibble and lick, as the only male and defacto figurehead/leader? Would you lead them street by street and eventually claim the town for their gang? Would you take all the initial members as wives as the gang grows and you begin to annex the underground of other towns, slowly building your own empire, turning what was once just a silly way to rebel as bored Ghouls into a might undead empire they could be proud of?

[Anonymous No.]

Eh, I'll give it a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891772
Give what a shot anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891772
Eh, thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891772 meant for >>13891766

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think a Kobold and Hellhound would live under the same roof with their guy? Would the poor Kobold be distraught over how the Hellhound rapes and dominates her beloved master, eats her favourite food and sleeps in her usual spot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891785
Canine pack mentality takes over, and she tries to please the hellhound to get her to share as a reward?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891790
This most likely. Master gets a loving dom hellhound and an ultra submissive sub bitch for when he wants a change. Pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13887938
I want a Thugdere Mantis flicking open her arm-scythe like it was a switchblade, being all casual about the fact that she's about to fuck up the bitch Oni that done grope her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891766
Ghouls of Monster Girl City, the Monster Girl version of Gangs of New York?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891813
I don't know what that is, but yes.
>You'll never get so absorbed in your power that all that matters to you is expanding your empire for the sake of your ghoul waifus
>You'll never miss dinner dates
>You'll never miss birthdays
>You'll never miss your daughter's first steps
>Your empire will never cross the globe
>You'll never come home late one night after supervising the assassination of a political rival to one of your wives crying
>Your daughter will never glare at you as you walk into a room you hadn't visited in months, her eyes the weary eyes one uses to look at a stranger
>You'll never realize how distant you've grown from your family
>You'll never realize that for all your money and power, you were happier back then drinking beer in the graveyards and nursing wounds from streetfights.
>You'll never understand that in your fight for a better empire, you've lost the very people you wanted that empire for
>You'll never step down, take your wives and daughters to a nice place in the country, put them through a nice school, and leave the world to your trusted adviser, letting a new generation write the next chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891819
>I don't know what that is
Get out of here and go watch in, right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891821
>watch in
Watch it*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891821
Ehhh. I'd have to download it. I don't like downloading western media. That's the shit my fun-hating country targets with its anti piracy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891827
I will tempt you as Satan taught me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE4_FpZvGFA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891827
>download one movie
>get caught
Likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891833
>What is Dallas Buyers Club
It helps that western media sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891839
>What is Dallas Buyers Club
I don't know. What is it?
>It helps that western media sucks
All of it? Okay. Let's stop talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891842
Obviously not all, but most of it I don't really care about. It's a movie that got a lot of australian torrenters in the shit.
>http://www.smh.com.au/business/dallas-buyers-clubs-threatening-letter-to-downloaders-revealed-20150619-ghs4sy.html

Well I don't think anything really came of it, but still. There's not much I care to watch that comes out of western media that I'd want to risk being caught as an example to others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891833
That happens in a fair few countries actually, particularly east and south eat asian ones
Fuck, I live in Australia and know a guy who got caught after one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891850
>I live in Australia
Didn't think there were other aussies here. I thought this thread was just texans and canadians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891849
>>13891850
Well I'm not going to start bugging you with it. The movie is good, but I can't prove it, now let's just drop it already and talk about those Ghouls, and maybe this Mantis>>13891809

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891854
No that's only 3/4 of the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891855
>The movie is good
I dunno. I'll take your word for it. If it ever happens to be just on, I'll watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891849
VPN that shit, they're rights holders not top level spies or pro hackers.

All they can really do is get an IP from the torrent and get the ISP to hand over your info, they can't do that if you hide it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891860
Such a high level technique, senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891860
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891849
>Australia
Found your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891860
>VPN
They're trying to make those illegal too. Also, it ain't my internet, otherwise I would. My dad is too tech-tarded to invest in a VPN.

>>13891866
Not like you had to look hard m8. It's up there with the first questions to ask
>Is it plugged in?
>Have you tried turning it on and off again?
>Do you live in Australia?

[Anonymous No.]

Mantises. Discuss them already. I wish to learn more of the quiet cloth-shredders of the woods, and of the potential rivalry one might have with a Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891878
I want to fuck a Mantis in the butt while she tries and fails to remain stoic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891885
Do you do it in the butt so she can't nibble on you when she gets her sexy-times munchies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891478
A Kitsune-Weresheep-Yeti hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891878
They're perfect, what's there to discuss? I'd spend hours caressing one's feet after she's got them tired and tense hunting for wildlife innawoods, and watch her trying to keep a straight face in the process.

Though I wish so many writefags didn't interpret their personality traits as literal autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891893
Can you give some examples of how not to do it? I've got two I'm working on, one I've already written into the story and I at least don't think I did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891896
Well, speaking of an example I think Viridian Ninja by Perentie might give you a proper impression. That's the story I like the most about them, one being in my top list even. He tried to give them depth, some kind of a life philosophy backing up their lifestyle. The Mantis there isn't made silly or dumb at all while still keeping (and even exploring) their main traits (though I admit he might have overstated her educational level and erudition somewhat, you wouldn't expect an outcast non-human living by the rules of nature most of her life be just THAT smart and logical).

Generally, try not to turn them into comedy relieves. Or keep it at bay, like a few brief jokes or funny situations but in a narrative about a normal, fully-able woman. That should be enough.

Will come up with more but need to go, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go fishing with a harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891991
Will she share the fish she catches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891991
I'm not sure even a Harpy could make fishing interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892002
Why wouldn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892008
I just don't know if trying to take food away from a predatory Harpy would be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

So do you think that Yetis and Wendigos get into fights over the travelers that they save?

[Anonymous No.]

I desperately want to cool off inside a yukiloli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891991
>Go fishing
>Sitting there just waiting for bites
>About 3 hours after you get there, a harpy shows up
>She starts fishing too, like a bird would
>End of the day, you've got a bucket with 4 fish in it
>She has over two dozen
>She's practically beaming at you
>"Showoff"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891991
I don't. Bitch will scare all the fish with her splashing around. She might catch something, but I wouldn't get dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892006
> dat butt
> dat sweater-meat
> not interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892022
Don't get me wrong, Harpies are wonderful. I just really hate fishing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892018
>>13892012
Make her watch you catch fish then you no funs

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest the Mail Harpy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892027
But you could get arrested for that! She works for the government!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892024
It's just a bitch move to invite me along with promises of fishing if she's going to ruin it. She could have just asked me on a camping trip where I could cook for her, and set up camp, and swim in the lake while she goes fishing, and we could cuddle while we both dry off by the fire.

But promising me fishing and taking it away, that's just mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892033
Then it's time to collect my Tax rebate.

And by that I mean pound her tight Harpy pussy until she can't fly straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892036
How is she ruining it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892042
Hope you enjoy rotting in jail. And not the fun kind of jail where humans and monster girl criminals are there together. A boring all-human jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892049
Time to turn some prison bitches into Alps then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892049
Are the guards at least Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892049
Anon this is a monster girl world, if anything he'd be congratulated and maybe even given a medal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892014
>Hug commander and Cloaked Jizz Genie
>Fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892053
No! You see, the monster girls in the government actually planned this. Monster girls in a jail = all kinds of prison sex, thus making jail enjoyable and negating the whole point. No monster girls in a jail = no fun for the prisoners.
>>13892051
As soon as someone goes Alp, the government transfers them to the all-monster jail a few cities over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892048
Lots of noise in the water scares the fish where they won't feed. If they won't feed, they won't bite. Haven't you ever been on a fishing trip where some brat throws a giant rock in the water just to wreck everything because he's bored and got dragged along when he didn't want to be there? Now imagine a giant raptor with <20% success rate dropping 100lbs in the water every few minutes.

It doesn't matter to her, she doesn't need fish to bite at bait or a lure. But it would absolutely destroy the fishing of anyone using a rod and reel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892055
Well, my guess is that Yetis don't like seeing poor human travelers literally go mad from looking inside the cloak, so they want to protect them from Wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892051
>no monsters
>no mamono mana
>Alping anyone
>Alping anyone that doesn't want to be alped

You are not a clever man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892060
Golly, this fantasy kinda sucks Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892060
>As soon as someone goes Alp, the government transfers them to the all-monster jail a few cities over.
>A prison of one man who fucked all the others into submission and turned them all into alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892063
That only happens with the married ones and they have no reason to appear before lost travellers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892063
Sounds like a good idea for darker stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892068
Trust me, the all-monsters prison is much worse. Every time a Succubus or whatever monsterizes a human girl guard (and almost all the guards are girls to avoid guys being raped), the government just tosses them in the prison and gets a new guard. There are way too many inmates and not enough space, and conditions are horrible. The warden doesn't even give a shit if two species who are natural enemies are in a cell together- if one kills the other, at least that means more space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892078
Why would human girls even take a job there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892063
Wendigos stalk slowly and shyly, Yetis would see a cold human and deliver a high speed hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892082
Either they don't know what they're in for, the government transfers them from other prisons to work here, or some shady dealings go down to convince them to take the job.
The government has been looking into using life-sized Living Dolls as guards, though. And there are rumors that they've been experimenting with Demonic Energy to actually create their own Living Doll guards and train them for guard duty from birth (or creation or whatever you call it when a normal doll becomes a Living Doll).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892060
>Throwing Alps into the monstergirl prison, watching them sweat and shudder to the cries of "Fresh fish!" and "Fucked alp walking!"
>Making them share cells with colorful characters like the bisexual ogre who wants a new prison bitch, the sadistic ushi-oni who uses her blood to make others desperately horny and then binds them and hangs them from ceilings, or the apophis mob boss who has connections to her lamia servants on the outside and threatens to make their lives hell if they don't do *absolutely everything* she asks of them

Th-those monsters

The horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892097
>living dolls
>not just using golems that you can literally program for whatever you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892104
The government has considered golems, but they're still concerned about the ethics of programming sentient creatures to do what they want. Plus, they've had incidents in the past with more powerful magic-users taking control of Golems. A few years back, an especially powerful Baphomet managed to effectively build her own personal army of sleeper agents by reprogramming the magic commands of the Golem guards one by one and having them turn to her side on a specific command. There was very nearly a mass breakout.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound.

With Velmas body type.

Curvy, busty, short hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892150
Her hair looks way too messy to style into velma's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892102
>the sadistic ushi-oni who uses her blood to make others desperately horny and then binds them and hangs them from ceilings
Writefags please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892150
>DOG MGs as the Scooby Doo cast
>Except Scooby who's just a human boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892172
i dont know what i like about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892183
Shotta Shotta Doo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892150
>short hair.
Its shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892150
Does she repress her rape tendencies until the gang "splits up to look for monsters"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892189
>Shotta

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892189
>>13892172
I no longer like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892197
>I have to comment every time I see something I don't like
>The thought that someone might not know that something they posted upsets me keeps me up at night.
I'm guilty, we're all guilty, but is it really necessary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892214
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892189
Scooby Doo is a big dog tho, he'd be a goofy, cowardly Prince-Adam type of guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892189
>Shotas again
Fuck this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892172
what is shaggy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892280
A Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give blood to my hungry vampire best friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892280
This >>13892287

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892280
>Boss
Hellhound
>Hottie
Werewolf
>Nerdy hottie
Anubis
>Stoner
Kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892280
Kobold
Fred is a werewolf
Velma a Hellhound
and Daphne a [spoiker]Cu Sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892292
>>Nerdy hottie
>Anubis
Yes. This, I agree with this. Velma Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892289
would you take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892297
You know how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

More Static Gazer

>On the third date of this month my girlfriend gave to me
>Something
>Well it's something to me
>When I texted Jana the other day if she still did work
>She worded back
>"No. Had compensation, can't really do much when I like this."
>I need to stop asking questions that end up about her physique
>"Hobbies? We didn't exactly have a chance to know each other better, at least from my side."
>"K then, wat do u do?"
>"I work on microbes, study their behaviors, things like that. Basically I either write grants, stare into a microscope or write papers based on what I find."
>"Sounds interesting."
>"As a hobby, I consume media. Huge swathes of it. Books, Graphic Novels, podcasts, Movies I do em all."
>"You sound like you don't get bored."
>"True, it helps spend the hours. Your turn, how do you spend your time?"
>"In bed and in the bathroom, Blaine helps me fix the T.V. so I can watch and laugh at bad shows and movies."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892298
Responsibility for what? Just helping a friend out by giving a little blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892305
But now all other blood tastes bad compared to yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892312
Oh well I guess I'd let her feed on me more often.
I guess she likes AB- and that shit is rare

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892298
More like would she take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892322
Just a little blood between friends, not like she did anything that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892303
>I either write grants, stare into a microscope or write papers based on what I find
>not having your graduate student serfs do all of that
Scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892261
You know it doesn't actually stop people from posting though, right? The only one you hurt is yourself in investing effort and care in what some one else posts. There are a finite amount of things not allowed in these threads, outside of those all you're doing otherwise is complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892303
Even More Static Gazer

>Rubs her feet on the rug and gives you tiny electric shocks when she touches you

[Anonymous No.]

Eye love Gazers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892330
>having competent serfs
I fucking swear my goober can barely copy-paste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892303
>"Your turn, how do you spend your time?"
I dread this question so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892346
You gotta draw them in with promise of fame and Nature publications.

Alternatively, just grab like 300 undergrads and toss them into some big data (TM) project like that one dude did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892352
>I dread this question so much.
I know right.
>My hobby is shitposting with people on 4chan about how much I want to have sex with monster women.
>What's shitposting? It's where you act like an asshole for no reason. It's fun. It's a 4chan term.
>Because I go on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892303
>A human telling a Gazer his primary job is staring at stuff

Oh, the irony.

>>13892330
>>13892346
>>13892355

Remember this is MG land. Poorly or unpaid workers spending long hours alone in the lab with you might end up demanding... other... forms of compensation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892324
B-But she took my blood and now I can't get married anymore...

Or at least that's what I'll tell her

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch the panther jinko who kidnapped me teach our kittens how to hunt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892362
They can go see Alice in payroll about this.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Sylvanas a Wight? She would be right? She's just a spirit inhabiting her old body. That's the very definition, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892363
Like she doesn't already know that, why else would she let herself get so hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892355
>>13892346
You guys are triggering my gradslave labworker ptsd. I've already gotten two AAPG emails and an ICE email about extended abstract deadlines today. Now I have to go stare at my degree on the wall and remind myself those days are over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892362
>ol' Mohammad gets replaced with an Apsara
Would stay for overtime to paste with her, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a vampire and expect no bites

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892352
>>13892342
>>13892330
>>13892303

The day science students take classes on how to write papers, communication and listening skills, the world will know true bliss.

>Wait, Blaine, who the fuck is this guy?
>"He your helper?"
>"Yah, big guy, exercise freak and worrywart, you might like him."
>Whoo, she's not seeing someone else. >Wait, why would I start guessing there? Abort this line of thought me, and get to talking of her happy hobbies
>"By that you mean" I implored
>"Movies from scaredycats who think someone's out to get them. That and ones with heart."
>"In that case, would you like to see a bad movie or two, your place maybe?"
>A few moments of silence. Did I screw up?
>"Yeah, evening. See u soon there."
>Yes, yes. I get to watch bad movies with my date.
>I didn't know exactly what to bring other than an old bollywood movie and over the top sex crimes shows
>It's raining, more a heavy drizzle
>My windshield wipers rhythmically thump and strum like an enthusiastic amateur on the drums
>When I arrived to the assisted living residence, it looked as normal as you'd think it would be
>A front desk person to help me around
>Mamano who needed a helping hand where going about their day merrily, minus a paw, scales or an eye
>Meanwhile I look a bit conspicuous, in my extra thick windbreaker and second hand jeans
>I knock on her room door, and out pops a shirtless, six foot seven tan guy built like a shit brickhouse, looking like he just finished a workout with a shock towel resting on his broad shoulders
>"You must be Blaine. I'm Anon." I greet, offering a hand shake
>"Nice to meet you in person" Blaine said back in a slightly affected tone, returning my gesture. "Jana talks about you a bit."
>"So she does about you." I say back, lettin myself into her room. "Finished a workout or something?"
>"Yes I have, nothing special, just some sets. When all you can do is stay put, you find things to do." Blaine said.
>"Oh Anon, you're here", wheeled in Jana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892379
You'd be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892371
Technically yes.
In MG wow Worgen are werewolves, tauren are holts/minos and trolls are no longer blue but I still hate Sylvanis.

For the light!
For the Alliance!
For the bitches I am going to win over at Wyrmrest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892385
but what if I cry from the bite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892345
That's just the Gazer hypnosis talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892390
She'll kiss it all better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892388
>I still hate Sylvanis.
That's kinda shitty of you, but to each their own. I'd woo the fuck out of that dead elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892392
But eye really do love them. They are adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892381
Alarm bells are sounding.
Don't you fucking do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892401
They're gross ans weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892398
but would she stop and do that or finish and then do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892399
I'd stick it in her but she's going full lich queen.
It's only a matter of time until she goes full raid boss.

I'll just be over here chilling with the Bronze, Albino, and Red dragon grills who fly me places sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892377
Remember, it only ends after you get tenure.

But then you become SCIENCE GOD and can do whatever the hell you want, like posting on MG threads in your office.

Life's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892406
but their giant eye is adorable and the eye stalks are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892408
She'd pull her teeth out, but you'd still seep blood so she'd get her fill suckling on your shoulder like a teat.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a hellhound turning maternal after getting pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892411
>It's only a matter of time until she goes full raid boss.
It's a chronic, irreversible case of having no one there for her. Abandoned by every one and betrayed countless times, by her own family no less. Bitch needed a hug, but the time for that has passed.

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>>13892415
Not even a Gazer would believe you. And you know what happens when a Gazer thinks someone hates monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892415
Their giant eye existing only for making tears when you bully them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892417
oh well that doesn't sound that bad but still I trusted her not to bite

[Anonymous No.]

Fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892381
>Can't go making assumptions and pointing fingers just yet
>But this whole ordeal is just screaming trouble

I don't know what to fucking think anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892429
meh not bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892422
Why wouldn't a gazer believe me?
>>13892426
No for tears of joy after proposing to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892422
Monoeyes are garbage.

What now, Gazer scrub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892435
>>13892435
Gazers are dumb and only dumb boys like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892435
Because it's not normal to like monoeyes. Are you some kind of pervert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892421
Oh, there was a time when she could be saved but that time has long passed like you said.

People think Bolevar (best paladin) sacrificed himself.

Implying he doesn't have a legion of cute skeleton and zombie girls to fawn all over him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892442
This. She'd think you've got monoeye fever and you're just here for the eye instead of her as a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892441
Well then I'll go full stupid because Gazers are cute, and if it is wrong to like them then I don't want to be right
>>13892442
No I just think Gazers are best from their eyes to their body all of a Gazer is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892452
A stupid boy and an ugly dumby gazer would make stupid ugly babies that would hate you for creating them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892430
>>13892381
I won't. Infidelity is the worst cliche for drama, cause that means that they'd rathe maintain the illusion of a happy family than face the idea of being alone and starting all over-

>30-60% of all US couples cheat on each other

And with that, sad thing out of the way, let's get going

>She was wearing a baby blue night gown. Not very revealing, but it has its own appeal. Like how it keeps her looking cute and modest and-
>"Staring is not polite" said Blaine.
>"Sorry, I kind of got lost in my own thoughts."
>"No problem, now if you can excuse me, I got a get somewhere." Said Blaine before he headed out into the rain, with no shirt on, in the rain, where the Nureanago roam free.
>"But first, Jana, would you like me to assist you onto the sofa?"
>"Yes please, thank you Blaine." Jana said while being lifted from her hair to the couch in one smooth motion. "If there's anything you need, just call me, capesh?"
>"Capesh Blaine, have fun."
>"Enjoy youselves" and off he goes
>"Hoo kay, what watch?" As I bring out my dvds like a fan
>"I was thinking a lousy chinese flick."
>First on the list, a kung fu movie
>Disc blades, rebels, parent abuse and Oily Kakuen Asses oh my
>Can't stop laughing at how stupid it all is, but she and I can't help but pump our fists whenever the Ren Xiongmao powers through with her trusty spear to save the Guqin player
>When it got to my dvd's it was strangely comforting to see ridiculously awful acting coupled with convoluted suffering
>Combined with the rapid patter of rainfall, it was sort of, homely
>Jana made the first move, I didn't even notice when she scooted over to me, now that I think of it, up close like this she's kind of short, barely reaching my shoulders
>She first did a nudge with her shoulders, then before I could respond decided to pull herself onto my lap
>Well more like laying her head on my lap, with a razor sharp toothy grin to boot, like she's begging me to say no

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>>13892447
I bet the stud is reforming some qt delinquent deathknights as we speak, giving headpats for their good deeds, forcing the really bad ones with his willpower to pull their bands down and bend over his lap for a good spanking. Nothing would humble a blue-clitted warrior of death quite like spanking her so hard her pussy juices itself and his handprint remains on her cheek. Before giving her the D, of course.

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>>13892462
Why do you hate gazers so much, are you a closetmonoeye lover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892468
pulling their pants**

>>13892472
>Gazer
>Monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892477
exactly he is mad that gazers have eye stalks so that is why he is mad about them

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>>13892468
Even in death he is a valiant warrior of the light.
A loyal paladin to the end!

>Deathnight Deathwhisper, a former orc warrior, continues to misbehave just so she can keep getting spanked
>Lich Chillwind keeps asking Bolevar to take a look at the new minions she's raised, although he's 90% sure the lich just wants to hold his hand.
>The valkyur "joined" Sylvanis but really just want to grab a husband and run off with him.

Another universe where I'd either go necromancer or paladin.
Solo Scholomance by giving all the guards headpats in the name of the light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890198

Clang, clang, rattle-bing-bang, I'd make noise with her all day.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a shog and a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892466
>Blaine just walks outside shirtless in the rain
>While his pheromones are still emanating after a workout
Guy's gonna be tracked down by the whole neighborhood.

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>>13892490
>He has to nurse Blood-Queen Lana'thel after offering his holy, draconid blood to her so that she doesn't prey on innocent people
>What would be a bloodbath of countless mortals just to satiate her for a day has turned into her sitting in his lap and essentially ODing on his blood after a minute of feeding

Some one should write these icecrown shenanigans, similarly to how the shadow of mordor shenanigans are being written.

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>>13892472
No. I have no desire to hold one close and caress her breasts as she squirms in my grip . I don't want to love to her. I guide myself inside of her and make tender The last thing I would do would be to go balls-deep and invade her womb with baby batter. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a clingy Succubus gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892511
Imagine how one would react if she saw your post

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892514
Like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892499
I want to hug a Shoggoth and a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892523
sure, she is keeping me pure and not raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892472
>>13892477
Funny thing is that Gazers have more eyes than any other monstergirl, yet people call them monoeyes. Bunch of stupid faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892525
I want that but with a really uncomfortable Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892529
>Gazers have more eyes than any other monstergirl
Based Shoggoth wins again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892525
I want to hug a Thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892523
>succubus calling anyone slutty

I mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892521
She would cry because it would never happen to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892545
she has kept herself pure and that slutty angel wants to get all the guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892523
Succubutt saving a boy from his lusty rapist childhood friend Paladin when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892545
>implying all Succubi aren't secretly yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892545
>yfw a succubus calls that girl you got a crush on slutty
>yfw she's right because, being a succubus, she has the natural power to smell the scent of dick
>And she's dead serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892499
I want to burn you for your disloyalty. Kiki will always be best maid.

>>13892525
You simply because you need to be eradicated. Abominations a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a childhood promise with a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892559
>>13892545

>And she smelled multiple dick scents coming from the girl you got a crush on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892561
but m8 loving both and keeping them from fighting, best of both sides and maybe a bit of a threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892561
Kiki is worthless and ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892559
I really hope she can't smell my dick when we play around at her house

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891141
>from tentacle girl to cc hobgoblin
>I'm cool with this, this just means I gain a strong and mighty hobgoblin to fight alongside me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892573
you take that back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892549
Next you'll tell me Kenedy is alive and hunting sasquatches with Elvis, travelling from planet to planet on a spaceship fueled by cocaine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892561
Hey there, Kiki autist. Did you just wake up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892577
anon she smells all the dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892573
Kiki is very cute. I'd like to double team one with my waifu. I'd rape her with a condom on and she' reverse irrumate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892580
They are the worst maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892508
>Sitting on frozen throne, spending the day doing...stuff....
>Orders have been given out so there really isn't a lot of stuff to do except freeze on the throne.
>Whatever, it was colder back in the chapel during winter.
>Besides, better too cold than too hot eh? Hahahahahah (oh god it still hurts)
>Suddenly have gargoyle fly up with a letter in her mouth, don't know why considering she has hands.
>Give her a head pat and read, much to your displeasure, that the Vrykul are asking why you're not resurrecting their fallen to invade the soft and squishy people to the south.
>Guess you have to go and explain AGAIN how the scourge don't do that any more.
>As the gargoyle nuzzles into your hand, another one pops up with another letter, this time from instructor Alexis Barov that she's been having some 'difficulties' getting work done and needs to be punished.
>She's even included detailed instructions.
>As you set the letter down you start ruffling the other gargoyle's hair, a happy little screech slipping out as you do.
>Light help you with these people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892535
Also fine. Seeing a Kiki squirm between a Shoggoth and a Mindflayer would be pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892581
Elvis Never Did No Drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892591
>Hiring maids and raping them when they step into your house to do their job
Coward. Why don't you rape someone your own size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892573
Kiki is lovely, devoted and useful. The other one is a cosmic horror who serves beings that treat humanity as playthings, and is literally a monster from the waist down. Get your shit taste checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892590
Oh well that would be awkward, good thing we are such good friends that it won't change our friendship

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892605
Dindu Nelffin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892604
>Shoggoth giving oral
>Mindflayer kissing and mindflaying
Exquisite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892540
>What have you got in mind, MacYeti?
>A little test. Yuki, you and Glacies tie everybody down real tight.
>What for?
>For your health!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892618
>"GLACIES! Yuki wants the flamethrower!"
>"YUKI WANTS THE WHAT"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892606
What a great idea, I bet raping a cop girl would be even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891141
>Holst to Oppai Loli Demon Lord
I feel conflicted. However, if the Demon Lord does not count...
>Holst to Fat Mandragora
I will challenge him.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to hire a maid Kiki and then pay her with money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892629
Same. They're supposed to be maids, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892508
I can't, already have P'Orcs and, eventually, Dark Lord on my plate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892634
and if they are paid with sex then how will they buy anything? It would be wrong not to pay them with money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892629
I want to hire a Mindflayer maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892500
>>13892466
He'll be fine, I think.

>"Is it nice for you?"
>"Yeah Anon, this is nice" Jana said back with a smile on her face
>I didn't know what came over me, but I started to stroke her hair when we watched
>She seemed, scared when I did so, then a little more used to it
>Her eye stalks paid me back by wrapping around my waist for a hug
>I'd be scared, honestly I used to be scared of seeing many eyes
>But I can't, she's just so cute I can't help but nestling in when the cops were shocked that their Wurm friend explained that she blew off a man's dick with a Shark Knife
>While waving said knife around and sipping wine
>All because he was a manwhore who slept with dozens of mamano and played with their hearts
>Speaking of playing with hearts, mine is being toyed by Jana
>Gazers are known for hypnotizing men into loving one eyed beings
>But she didn't need that to get me
>All she did was push me down with her short stature, rub her head on my chest and give me her enhanting blink and smile to get me going
>Her eye tentacles helped me and her to do the dirty deed
>The oily, dirty deed of hugging her lithe, small body, making love on the sofa while a CC Sahuagin was being let free on plea of insanity
>Slow, happy, gigglyness. I never heard her laugh like that, it's a nice feeling to see her this energetic making me happy as she is
>I swear I saw hearts on every working eye of hers when we finished
>It was probably late at night by the time we were done
>So I decided something I think she might like
>"Jana?"
>"Mmhmm Anon?"
>"Want to sleep in your room?"
>"Yeah huh."
>"Then I hope you don't mind if I this", I said, pulling all the sciency muscle I can to lift her up with my arms, princess carry style
>"You're much heavier than I thought." I joke, a little. Man I need to work out.
>"Anon", Jana screeched at me, pressing her hand at my cheek. "You don't tell a women that, now carry me home."
>"As you wish madam."

[Anonymous No.]

So you know that one monster girl you talk to over Skype? The one you randomly met one day while playing vidya and then started talking to more often? The one who's your exact favorite species? The one with all your favorite looks and personality traits? The one who is pretty much the girl of your dreams?
Well, it turns out that she's actually a runaway and has been living in a random Tanuki's house for a while now to get away from some rather awful circumstances. Problem is, she just got laid off from her minimum-wage job and is getting kicked out by the Tanuki at the end of the week.
You've offered to let her live with you, but she lives on the other side of the country, and your car isn't made for trips that far.
Thankfully, you know a few monster girls who have the cash and the car to take you. Only problem is that they all insist on driving with you, since they've talked to your friend over the internet, too.

It's road trip time, anons. Roll to see who your traveling buddies are.

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

>first roll: the rich one
Thanks to a rather wealthy family, a huge inheritance from her grandparents, and a well-paying job, she's got lots of money, and is willing to pay for gas/snacks/whatever on the trip. She's kind of a bitch sometimes, but in the end, she's got your back.

>roll 2: the one with a car
Thanks to the fact that both her parents were in rival rock bands (they eventually fell for each other and formed their bands into one big supergroup), she's got a love for music and a big touring van that her parents don't use anymore. She's got tattoos all over her arms, spiky hair, piercings in several places other than her ears, an iPod full of punk and metal, several 6-packs of cheap booze for when she's not behind the wheel, and a bad temper. So don't change the music without her permission.
(cont.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892466
For some reason, I can only imagine a dating a gazer means she will be staring at you non-stop whenever you're in her line of sight, and using her eye stalks for all the other stuff she'd normally have to look at.

Then again, Jana might know enough that staring straight at MC's face while he's trying to watch a movie might be a bit... distracting.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a bullied mindflayer and tell her that I don't think she is an evil monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892637
>more Dark Lord
This pleases me. Reading about his misadventures always brightens my mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892652
Would you have pity sex with her when she falls for you, the first guy who's ever been her friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892650
>roll 3: the mechanic
Unfortunately, the van isn't exactly in mint condition, and it has been known to break down. That's why you need your mechanic. She's an expert with cars, gets wet over vintage vehicles like this van, and is pretty damn muscular to boot. Plus, she'll save you precious time that would normally be spent finding an actual mechanic who you'd have to pay for.

So, how does your road trip go? Do you manage to save your friend, or is she stuck living on the streets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892651

It looks like it wasn't an issue in >>13892646

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892656
It wouldn't be pity sex, but I would wait for her to be of sound mind

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna go on hilarious misadventures with a CC Beelzebub con-artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892654
Glad to hear.
I hope I continue to live up to your standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892650
>>13892660
>Rich Apsara

>Rocker Orc providing the car

Well everything is great so fa-

>Matango Mechanic

I'm so sorry, friend. I've failed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892600
>Sigh and send out a psychic wave, mere moments later Precious bounds up the steps to the throne, her long hair flowing in the wind, your walking staff in her mouth, thin laces of ice across her plated upper left cheekbone that extends down to replace her missing teeth and cheek
>What is it with these girls and not using their hands
>She stands to attention before you, and you take the staff from her mouth, and put it to the frozen earth, leaning your weight into it
>Still hurts to move
>Precious still stands to attention and you sigh, reaching up to ruffle her hair and rub her ears, her tail wagging excitedly
>Before Alexis there's another instructor that's proven difficult.
>Time to visit Naxxramas.
>Again.
>You'd think these girls would be a little more grateful after you rose them again, and would just listen to you for a moment.
>You call a frost wurm to you, and the thing blunders through a mountain, boring though it like a drill.
>Dolt insisted on being your airborn mount despite being unable to fly
>"Hii, Lich Master!"
>It's king. You nod, and straddle the wurm's tail, holding onto her hips, Precious behind you making sure you don't fall off. A required precaution even if you didn't have the body of a crippled lava golem now
>You point your staff in the direction of the floating citadel, and grit your teeth as the landscape turns into a blur.
>Time to punish some naughty instructors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892663
>having actual love sex with a Mindflayer
I bet she'd blush profusely when she read your mind and saw that you really love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892671
Aww, that's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892652
I will bully you together until you're both wrecks unfit to yourselves people. Mindflayer a shit and blasphemy to existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892663
Wait. Are you saying you'd actually love a Mindflayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892650
>Rich Harpy
>Rocker Chochin-Obake
>Mechanic Alp
It's go time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892672
Would be cute
>>13892676
as long as we have each other nothing will bring us down
>>13892677
Yup they are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892686
>Yup they are cute
Then you're a good man who'd make a Mindflayer very happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892650
>Rich Orc
...OK then. Well, whatever job she has, I'm glad she's doing well for herself.
>Rocker Cheshire
Oh hell yes. Just imagine a Cheshire wearing a black version of normal Cheshire clothes with ripped-up fishnets instead of normal thighhighs. And short spiky hair. Nnnf.
>mechanic Merrow
...oh. Oh dear. I guess we'll have to carry her around if we want her to work on the van.

That mechanic may have thrown a wrench in the plans (PUNS), but I think we can make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892696
They need all the love they can get

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892650
>Rich Thunderbird
>Driver Holst
>Mechanic Nightmare

It's awwwright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892650
>Rich Apophis
>Kesaran Pasaran musician
>Giant slug Mechanic

Good thing we're driving in a van. But I expect a successful mission here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892650
>Rich Kraken
>Rocker Devil
>Mechanic Tentacle
Actually it's pretty fitting, except mechanic tentacle, that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892697
>I guess we'll have to carry her
Wheelchair, mechanic's roller seat/creeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892698
I want to have awkward first time sex with my childhood friend Mindflayer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891141
>from buff Jinko to big chubby Ryu
While a Ryu of that size does sound rather charming, I'd like my Jinko back, thank you.
Time to go disguise myself as Michigan Slim Johnson, the Hobo King.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892650
>Rich Sea Bishop
Nice.

>Rocker imp
Ok, still good

>Kobold Mechanic
Muh heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892698
They really do. Though I have a feeling an ostracized Mindflayer would turn into quite a clingy and lascivious partner once she had someone who loved her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892650
>Rich Hobgoblin
>Rocker Ignis
>Mechanic Chimaera

Yeah I think everything's going to be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892705
would you comfort her in the morning because she is scared the bullies are right and that you will ditch her after sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892676

>Bullying a Mindflayer and her only friend.
>So caught up in the moment and your own laughter you don't notice her mother standing right behind you.
>Something wet rams itself into your ear.
>You spend the rest of your life thinking you're a white chihuahua named Pickles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892706
>Ryu still has personality of the jinko
>Pounces you but forgets that she weights more than her old self.
>Can't even chuff

Go Anon!
Achieve your dream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892713
Why would she be scared anymore after putting her tentacles inside my brain? She'd know I want to marry her when we graduate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892709
>Rocker Ignis
Imagine the pyrotechnics at her mom's shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>master-killing fat tarbag
>nagging bitchy stick woman
You all have shit taste, Beelzebubs are the best maids.

I don't want some jerkwad to tell me how I should live or replace my TV with TV-that-only-shows-a-goddamn-vagina, just give me a proper maid who can appreciate a master that collects piss jars and lives in a decaying pile of pizza boxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892720
she is still a little insecure

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers is absolutely the worst monster girl to happen in quite a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892708
I want to befriend a group of bullied mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892717
OK, forgive me for being an idiot, but what exactly is chuffing? I keep seeing it throughout these boards and I still haven't the slightest idea what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892720
>mindflayer all giggly and giddy after rummaging around in your head and seeing your future plans for a life with her
Too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892725
I'd tell her I love her and hug her head to my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892707

>Kobold Mechanic

>"Anon! Anon! I finished the repairs!" The Kobold mechanic declares with a wide smile and a wagging tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892729
Instead of purring, tigers chuff.
So instead of a constant, rumbling noise they do more of these snorts that make the noise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ksr0-H1gmI

Heres the noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ksr0-H1gmI
Big cats can only "purr" when they breathe out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892731
All those daughterus will be cute
>>13892732
well she thought perhaps she just out the thought in your head even though she knows you really think that, she just can't believe anyone would want to spend their life with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892737
Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDQFJIHxPzY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892646
>As I layed her gently on her king sized mattress, her weight made a satisfying sound as she rubbed along the sheets.
>I joined soon after and enjoyed my slumber
>I woke up to pitch black, a murmur from her
>It was a scared voice, hers
>"Don't leave me. Please don't."
>"I won't. What are you talking abou-" I respond before Jana's tentacles start to wrap me in a way where I embrace her.
>"Don't let them get to me, don't let them take everything I have away from me. Don't let them don't let em don't let themdon'tletth" Her eyes were completely closed and her stalks tightened with an audible squeeze before slowly letting into a whimper
>All I could do was continue hugging her as she subconsciously clings onto me
>"Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. I'm right here, just where you want me."
>I don't know when it stopped, only that I felt tired waking up when I came to
>Blaine came back later in the early dawn. He said he was going to intervene on our little scene, but saw that he wasn't needed then. He still berated me like a mom for not calling for help
>"You both could have been really hurt. I may not look like it but I am a certified nurse and I know what actions lead to harm. Yours is up there" he lectured, placing his hand on his forehead for emphasis
>Jana was both embarrassed and ashamed despite how many times I said it was okay
>"Anyways, I have to head back, I work tomorrow. See you later Jana." I say before crouching over to give her a kiss good bye
>Not wanting to be out done, she pulls me in for a bigger kiss
>"Mmm mah. See you Anon."
>"I'm not kissing you."
>Well played, well played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892728
You just want a Mindflayer orgy with all those soft, squishy bodies pressing against you, each one in the pile vying to ride you and wrap your head in their tentacles while they assault you with sloppy kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892738

She's getting picked up, and getting her head patted like never before.

I'm more of a cat person but Kobold is high tier for me.

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>>13892650
>>13892660
Nearly forgot one thing. You can't have a cross-country road trip with your buddies without music! Make sure to post your road trip theme song!
>hardmode: it has to be some sort of punk or metal, to keep your rocker friend happy

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>>13892737
Playing vidya.

I want to dump a bucket of ice cold water on my sleeping Jinko friend while she sleeps!

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>>13892737
Staring at those abs. I mean backing up your ass! I mean backing up my iPod! D-dammit...

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>>13892737
Leg day at home before I shower up and do a bit of War Thunder Maybe get some sweeping in and watch F91 before DnD

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>>13892747
>mindflaying gangbang
I bet they'd make me cum non-stop into a cup with just their tentacles and share the harvest afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892747
well that would be nice, but just having regular non-sexual fun whit them would be great. A game of Cards Against Humanity with a few other mindflayers would be cute. But shit all them mindflayer bodies would be amazing

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask a Mindflayer out on a date and when she thinks I'm messing with her. I'd offer to let her see what I really think

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892751

Just imagine her in a typical mechanic get-up, underneath a car hard at work. Too cute.

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>>13892778
>Blue overalls, no shirt
>Smudge of oil on her cheek while she looks up at you with her tongue out and a smile on her face!
>If you pet her head she giggles and starts nuzzling into it.

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>>13892777
>Oh god, what if she says no?
>She's going to say no isn't she
>I fucking knew it. Why don't I just ill myself right now?
"I'd love to <3"
>Oh god, is she lying
>Fuck, this can't be true.
>It's gotta be a trap, this bitch just wants to humiliate me like all the others
>I was a fucking idiot for thinking she was any different
"Uh, s-sorry. I just realized I'm actually busy. M-maybe next time."

How does she react I wonder?

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>>13892777
I want a Mindflayer to decide to make me love her, only to find that I already do.

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>>13892791
>Your Imp friend tells you to stop cuddling her and get in the damn van, you've got more road to cover before nightfall
>Your Kraken friend gives her a tentacle smack upside the head and tells her to let you and your Kobold friend play

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>>13892797
what?
>>13892798
would be oddly cute

[Anonymous No.]

I want to let a mindflayer practice her mind flaying on me

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>>13892791

>She looks surprised when she sees some oil on your hand
>When you tell her about some of the oil on her face she apologizes, cleaning it off with a cloth and leaving to clean herself up.

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>>13892766
>A game of Cards Against Humanity with a few other mindflayers would be cute.
Sounds like fun, but you just know eventually one would ask if she could flay you. And if you let her and she finds even a fleeting idea about wanting to be covered in supple, slimy Flayer bodies, well, things would bet very hot and messy, really fast.

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>>13892803
>what?
What do you mean what? It's the thought process of an overly conscious anon.

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>>13892810
Too cute!
I want to spoil her rotten!

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>>13892812
oh I was thinking you were doing it from the mindflayer thoughts and the 'she' confused me

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>>13892797
>"Uh, s-sorry. I just realized I'm actually busy. M-maybe next time."
>backing down
>not taking him then and there
That mindflayer needs to flay some audacity into herself.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to remove mindflayers.

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>>13892811
I can explain! I would have to make sure I don't hang out with them just so I can try and fuck. Good thing only one of them knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892823
The anon backed down, not her.

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>>13892823
Story about a Mindflayer masturbating by flayer herself when?
>simultaneous orgasm finish with the pleasure of being cummed inside included

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892652
>You'll never get upset when you find out the mindflayer inspected your mind to make sure you loved her, assuming that she doesn't really trust you

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>>13892831
er fucked up my work.
* I would have to make sure to tell her
>>13892838
I would be unhappy but understanding because she would just think I was trying to bully her

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>>13892832
My mistake.

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>>13892841
Declaring your love to a person and spending time with them, only to turn your back on them later is the most retarded thing anyone can ever do as a "bully" method.

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>>13892849
well at least she told the truth about it, still it is understandable that she did it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892816
I want to rub a chubby Kobold's belly as she has a blissful look on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play Monopoly with a ground of mindflayer friends

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>>13892864

I want to play Snakes and Ladders with a Lamia

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>>13892831
>I don't hang out with them just so I can try and fuck
A Mindflayer could probably discern that anyway. If she ever prattled to the others you'd have a group of Mindflayers who'd know you like their company and find them attractive. Not saying you'd get raped, since that would likely ruin your relationship with them, but they'd probably get increasingly proactive and flirtatious, prodding to find out just how interested you'd be in them.

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>>13892867
are you gonna slide down her

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>>13892867
I want to challenge a Mindflayer, a Kraken, and a Scylla to Splatoon!

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>>13892864
>Monopoly
>friends
Choose one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892872

Yes.

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>>13892868
it would end in sex after the one who found out accidentally tell the others you thought about wanting all of them

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>>13892686
>nothing we'll bring us down as long as we have each other

How many couples across time have said this very same thing only to crash and burn I wonder.

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>>13892876
Fine if they don't like it then we can play Wahoo, on a board that was passed down through my family

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>>13892864
I want to play Monopoly with a Tanuki, and then when I'm losing, I'll pretend to get angry before flipping the board and whipping out my dick.

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>>13892880
well we wouldn't crash
>>13892885
Like that would stop her from winning

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>>13892864
>Having a group of mindflayers playing any game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr07lrGSNUs

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>>13892876
Monopoly with monster girls would either be horrid, or stupid easy. All depends on whether or not you can trade sexual favors for property. They wouldn't even have to be super lewd. Trade a few minutes of hand holding for Boardwalk.

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>>13892890
Uhh house rule no mind reading to cheat

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>>13892890
>DSP test
>"WOOOOOOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT HE KNOWS WHAT I'M THINKING? THIS TEST DOESN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO AT ALL!"

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>>13892898
Go back to /v/

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>>13892879
>continue to play with mindflayers
>they all sit there with wide smiles straight from the profile image
>unflinching eyes focused on you
>they know
>you know they know
You could cut the tension with a knife.

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>>13892716
>implying I'm not wearing my protective ear and nose tasers, as well as warded clothes and armor

Amateur

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>>13892901
I would tell them I do like them but I don't want to jeopardize our friendship by dating one and having the others be jealous

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>>13892716
He'd make a cute pair with a Kobold.

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I want to wake up and discover my mindflayer friends crawled into my bed

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>>13892888
Pride and falls.

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>>13892914
would both be clinging onto your arms

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>>13892914
>bed
Also your head, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suckle a Living Doll's toes!

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>>13892716
>>13892910

>He becomes BFFs with Kobold down the street
>They become fuckbuddies, fall madly in love
>Turns out Mindflayer let you bully her rather than re-write your mind because she had a crush on you.

THANKS A LOT, MOM. GOD, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.

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>>13892928
well the two like to put a tentacle in the both ears to make sure the other isn't messing with the brain

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lead a genocide crusade against mindflayers and become the thing eldritch monsters fear.

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>>13892746
http://pastebin.com/N2SUby5m
Line 91

Thanks for reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892939
I want to join your crusade.

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>>13892939
I want to let cute mindflayer twins mindflay me at the same time

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>>13892943
Good stuff mate. It could use a bit of proofreading, but I'm really enjoying the concept and where you're going with it.

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>>13892747
I want to be the boytoy of a group of milf midflayers!

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>>13892953
This sounds comfy. Having your head nestled between two mindflayer bosoms and getting your mind flooded with thoughts of love and lust.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take mix a kobold with a werecat!
She will be...Katbold!

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>>13892908
Then the only solution is to date all of them!

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>>13892966
Exactly and the the three of us could talk using my brain as a private room

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>>13892953
I just had a thought.
What if Mindflayers could actually mindflay your brain and stimulate it's pleasure centers?
Mindflayer brain massages when?

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>>13892973
well I guess that could work and I would get surrounded by loving mindflayer bodies, but they wouldn't want that would they

[Anonymous No.]

I want my waifu to threaten and insult me while in bed!

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>>13892966
Instant heart-shaped eyes.

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>>13892951
Welcome brother.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet it would feel amazing to have multiple mindflayers cuddle with you

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>>13892968
I want to make a kids TV show about a Katbold.

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>>13892999
Just cuddling?

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>>13893005
well it would inevitably turn to sex but that would take some time

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>>13892968
Now I'm imagining a story of where an adopted werecat is raised among a kobold litter (or vice versa) and begins acting like her siblings.

A werecat going "wan wan" or a kobold going "nyah" could be all kinds of cute.

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>>13893012
But how will you help your kobold daugther when she asks you why she cant purr?

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>>13893003
>"remember kids its ok to be different and if a Monster girl touches you in a naughty place remember to just let it happen"

man tv in MGC is weird

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>>13892986
If you're sincere they could all directly bask in your loving thoughts and when the time for intimacy comes they'd link all your minds into a churning pool of pleasure so each could share in the carnal rapture and in turn drown you in delight.

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>>13892429
More undead is always welcome. I like it.

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>>13892968
You wanted to make a Katbold, but instead your hunchback assistant gave you Cait Sith hair instead.

Now you have unleashed the Bitch Sith on an unsuspecting world.

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>>13893028
well damn that would be really good end, and the game nights would still happen

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>>13893003
>>13892968
>Katbold

http://i.imgur.com/wuiK0im.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I work in a theater so I wonder how much different it would be in MGC.

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>>13892874
I want to ask my Mindflayer girlfriend to wear spats!

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>>13893045
I would think it depend on the movie playing and that brings up another thing what kind of movies would be playing in MGC

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>>13892876
To be fair anon, you can have friends and play Monopoly.

Mind you, it's like Mario Party, they started out as your friends but before the game is over everyone hates everyone.

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>>13893054
Well fuck, I usually do the the after show mopping and now I will have more than pop and popcorn grease to clean up

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>>13893049
You can fuck off and die.

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>>13892977
One of Harblador's Mindflayer stories has the guy cum all over her belly from being mindflayed, maybe the maid one.

[Anonymous No.]

dropping off another caption, why must cute things be my weakness (nsfw)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ry9kkie48oxgco7/mattel-electronics-presents-snail-girl.jpg?dl=0

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be just friend with a vampire and let her drink from me when she needs it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893071
Imagine the non-lewd applications though. She could probably cure migraines easily.

>>13893084
Would she get really flustered the first time?
Would you be her first drink anon?

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>>13893049
>shadman
get out

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>>13893093
Not like letting a vampire drink from you is that much, just a bit of blood between best friends

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>>13892737
Just finished Terraria by killing the moon lord. Now I have a portal gun and a sword that vomits out nyan cat for some reason. With nothing else to do I might actually try and write something for the first time in forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893049
>shadman
>posting Inklings instead of actual Mindflayers
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893038
Congratulations, you got the reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893097
Yeah, the guy is a fucking shill.

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>>13893101
Oh you poor naive fool.
Don't be surprised if you wake up during the full moon with her straddling you.

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>>13893101
I'd only be okay with this if she had healing saliva she could secrete at will and could lick the punctures closed.

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>>13893113
Oh well maybe on full moon nights I could let her feed early to get her to sleep? Not like she would rape me just the moon no big deal

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cheat on a Vampire with her much nicer Dhampir sister!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if vampires can hear your heartbeat and pulse.

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>>13892539

>Ask Shoggoth-Chan to show you all of her eyes
>You can already see the ones that act like bioluminescent lanterns on her "uniform"
>She smiles softly and grips where her bosom would be, peeling back the strange organic folds of her unform
>Beneath each flap are more eyes, small and watching you
>On her chest are six eyes surrounding what looks like a large slit that opens into a colossal emerald octopod eye
>YFW she whispers one thing into your mind before she rapes you
>I AM THE GATE. AND I AM THE KEY.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tame a Yandere and turn her into a Deredere housewife that donates to charities and bakes non dangerous cookies for children!

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>>13893120
I wouldn't cheat on one, but I would definitely take her Dhampir sister over her to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

Shadman is a good artist and we're not ones to judge on his perversions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893073
That's so fucking cute.
>>13893120
Just date both, good sisters should share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893127
KOS
O
S
M

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play video games with my vampire friend during the full moon. I would be perfectly safe with her

I mean it is just an old wives tale that the moon affects monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893073
Kinda cute. Snails, though. I don't know, man.

>>13893127
I want her to stare at me with all those eyes while she has her way.

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>>13893073
Anon, can you use a dedicated image host like imgur (you literally just drag and drop)? The embed feature (which opens the image in the thread using the link) won't function with drop box, which is a bit of a pain.

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>>13893142
Hey, your virginity's funeral, pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893130
>not wanting to show a Vampire what happens when she acts like a bitch all the time

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>>13893062
>working in a mgc theater
>opening weekend for ant-girl
>it's the last showing of the day, and almost the end of your shift
>the movie end and the patrons start coming out, flustered and sweaty
>you exchange a glance with your akaname parner, who cheerfully gives you a thumbs up
>in the opposite exit that spoiled vampire brat sticks out her tongue and pretends to stab you with her mop
>her dad had signed her up for the job, hoping it would teach her some humility, but so far she had just been a pain in your ass
>when the last couple comes out, an oomakude hugging (dragging?) a terrified young man, you signal your partners and dive in
>the smell
>the first thing that hits you is the smell
>you stop breathing, and pull out your Alrune-extra-strong odorizer, making broad sweeps in the air in front of you
>the akaname throws a bucket of bleach on the floor and starts sweeping furiously, the abused tiles giving away their cargo of bodily fluids
>your teamwork gives you both a small area to operate in, and you quickly barricade yourselves with your cleaning supplies, creating a chemical blockade to stop the terrible smells coming over
>your other collegue, the vampire, has no such luck
>she is heaving for breath, like a fish out of sea, her mop at her feet, clutching a seat with her pale, shacking hands
>god, you hate her but nobody deserves to go like this
>you cut through the middle row, ignoring the thin strands of cum sticking to your jeans, and reach her aisle
>you pick her up and run for the exit

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>>13893142
>I mean it is just an old wives tale that the moon affects monstergirls
Did your Vampire friend happen to tell you this, bud?

>>13893149
She can be a cunt all she wants, but I see no reason to do the same. I'll just let her be miserable and make some other poor bastard miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893119
>Thinking this has anything to do with blood anymore.
Like I said. Poor naive fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893148
But how can we have sex when we are just playing video games?
>>13893153
Yup she said she isn't affected by full moons and I would trust her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893151
Funnily enough yesterday I worked and they were playing ant-man, also usually you sweep the rows first then mop because you need to pick up all the spilled popcorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893155
Well friends don't rape other friends

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>>13893151
>when you leave the room she breathes in deeply
>you drop her and dive back in
>the clean air is far too tempting, and you know you would not have the courage to go back in if you stayed more than a second outside
>the smell hits you again, tears coming out of your eyes
>your erection is nearly bursting out, the effects the demonic energy clouding your senses
>you slap yourself, and focus on the seats
>the damage is thankfully limited to the plastic covering, as the owner had learned the lesson long time ago
>you take the hose fixed to the wall and open full blast on the seats
>apparently a full farm had come to the showing, as a shower of milky fluids waterfalls down the rows
>you feel a gentle touch on your back

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>>13893120
I want to lead an army of dhampirs and mindbreak every vampire we find into obedient cumdumps for their future husbands/buyers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893141

Micolash pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893127
Three-lobed burning eye-chan when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893180
Stop dawdling, throw yourself to the wolves, you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893182

When the stars are right

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a sword Tsukumogami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893168
TIL, thanks anon

>>13893175
>its the vampire, she is clutching your shirt, face flushed
>you find newfound respect for the girl, not many would dare come back inside
>you point at the other hose, but before you can tell her how to work it you feel a hand grab your own
>she smiles lewdly and asks if you could help her clean her insides
>you look for your akaname partner, but she is nowhere to be found
>you spot a bobbing head a few rows down, in front of a corpulent, bearded man who had fallen asleep
>the vampire's supernatural strength overtakes you, and you fall to the wet and musky floor
>the last thing you see before you lose your sanity is a pair of beautiful, lustfull red eyes
such is life in the mgc theater

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893184
I wish to be wrapped in her wings for a long, sanity-shattering hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893183

Except I'd rather not become an even bigger faggot in the thread's eyes by plumbing into kosm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893132
>Shadman is a good artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893193
Well now I am kinda glad I do not work in MGC theater and just in a regular one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893197
>in the thread's eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893127
>You'll never indulge her rape fantasies after she plays Bloodborne
>"Grant us eyes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893192
>Kandachime will never resume

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893197
Is that you, Alp? Don't worry, your fagginess is already maximal. If it's someone else, you won't be the faggiest by far even if you fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893206
I don't want to eat umbilical cords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893210
That unnecessary spacing is Castratto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888440
I don't get it. Is her stomach sealing in Judaism? I'm not raising the kid if she's Jewish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893221
>he doesn't want to be crack to his daughteru

Real talk, you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893221
I'd eat my waifu's umbilical cord, I'm not even kidding. Cut into slices, saute it, crumb it, it would taste like calamari, probably. Really when it comes to yandere home recipes, menstrual blood is the only thing I'd go 'eew' to. Well, that and other waste materials.

[Anonymous No.]

It is possible for a guy and a monstergirl to just be friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893192
>Kuu tsurugi who wakes you early everyday to train
>Are Ara Odachi who tells her to calm her tits and not get in the way of cuddling
>Genki tanto who lives to receive hugs
>Yandere Yoroi Doshi who dreams if cleaving her sisters and having you all for herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893252
Ask KC and stop bugging us.

[Anonymous No.]

another caption! as of >>13893147 's request, i'll post links to imgur, but i'll be sure to upload the image files to the dropbox as well. i'll go bug whoever runs the pastebin to add a link to the dropbox as well.
(nsfw) http://imgur.com/2kQMU8l

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>>13893252
I'd say not. If she's single, she'll rape or seduce you. And if she's married she'll be so into her beau that she'll stop wanting to hang out with you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hire a kiki to be my maid and then pay her with real money and never fuck her while she works

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893221
>>13893228
>>13893245
What the fuck am I reading.jpg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893252
If that monstergirl already has a husband or you are in relationship with a monstergirl, I think it's possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893192
Are there any good stories about this out there? I tried writing one but it was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893269
>time out

Fuck you.

You're not our old captioner are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893257
>Clingy, CC Falchion that was only ever forged for the purpose of being a flashy family heirloom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893272
Just a harmless Elf friend, she won't rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893269
>http://imgur.com/2kQMU8l
Damn, that's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893281
Penywise wrote one, I haven't read it yet tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893279
>>13893252

If you're married, it won't stop her from fucking you.

If she's married, why would she bother with you?

No, men and MGs cannot be friends, even childhood friend MGs only befriend boys to scope out future husband's, see the Yuki onna entry. Now stop asking stupid questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893297
It was shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893300
Are you Peny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893304
That's how I know it was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893285
>Haughty Grosse Messer who prides herself in being the sharpest blade in the house

[Anonymous No.]

I want to befriend an Elf and then ask her to help me avoid getting raped by pretending to be with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893307
You could always retry to write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893245
What about her nails and teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893317
Yeah, all it would take is for me to sit down and rethink the direction, or tweak it. The premise itself isn't that bad, I don't think.

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>>13893323
Those aren't really edible now are they? I mean, if she powered them down and mixed them into some spaghetti sauce I'd probably go 'That's nice. Unnecessary, but nice.'

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>>13893299
You are wrong, but right now I don't feel like copy-pasting stuff from the wiki to prove how wrong you are, so have it your way.

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>>13893324
You could probably simplify it into modern-times lonely family heirloom stuff a la >>13893285

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>>13893327
Neither is hair and blood, for humans at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893299
I don't think I want to drink Yuki's lemonade, she's spiked it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893324
No, like I said with the last update, I don't think it's objectively bad or anything, it just... doesn't feel the same as some of your other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893330
What am I wrong about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893337
With what you think?

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>>13893331
There's a thought. Still, I'd like to read some one else's take on it as a point of reference, any one else done stuff with tsukumogami?
>>13893338
>doesn't feel the same as some of your other stuff
It just feels kinda grey and lifeless, to me at least.

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>>13893299
>no fun allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sleep in a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893334
>blood
>not edible

You're crazy man. Blood sausage, classic spartan blood soup, the dozens of african tribes that drink cattle blood. Blood is fine to eat. We drain it because it gives meat a livery taste. And we generally don't do anything with it because it settles very quickly so isn't easy to store and transport, making it a terrible thing to try to stock in a supermarket.

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>>13893334
Rather than edible I should have gone with digestible.

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>>13893351
>any one else done stuff with tsukumogami?
http://pastebin.com/kRjU8m3g

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach American History in MGC high school

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>>13893354
If you want to present a scenario about human and MG friends,just do it, but going by canon, no, it's not possible to just be friends, since the primary thought in a MGs mind is to get a man. You're like that idiot who asks what would happen x rapey monster finds you alone during the full moon. You get raped. Simple. Now stop being a pain in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sharkgirl
>She has to wear a special, protective noseguard because of how sensitive her nose is
>Creates a social stigma similar to having a big set of dental headgear. Very self-conscious about it
>Without it, her sense of smell is so great that she starts drooling when someone three houses away from her puts a meatloaf in the oven
>You can bop her in the nose and make her cry
>If you touch it gently (VERY gently), it's like an erogenous zone

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>>13893357
We're talking blood in an of itself, humans may use it in some dishes but we can't subsist on it alone, like say, a tick.

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>>13893361
> that cutesy/rapey Chochin-Obake
neat

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>>13893384
Well yeah, but no more than you can subsist on nothing but steak. Blood is just liquid meat with an extra dose of iron.

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>>13893284
Nope, I just followed the translation from http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=526328
Is there something bad about the phrase "time out"?

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>>13893381
Can she detect a single drop of cum in an Olympic swimming pool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893308
>GMILF Bronze Age Rapier
>Ahaha desu wa~ with shimmering blonde har
>Might break if you use her too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893269
I wonder how much sharpness I'll lose from spamming at her rear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893395
She wouldn't let you compose yourself if you were stuck, thus, fuck HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893384
So by that definition nothing in the world is edible?

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>>13893371
is that code for get raped by teenage monstergirls?

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>>13893411

Explain, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893371
Imagine having to teach them about the world wars and explaining that teenage boys were killing each other hundreds of miles away from their homes, only to never return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893401
>Delicious brown belly dancing talwar twins who love when you watch their performances and are seriously into tantric sex

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>>13893418

You only have to worry about them in human studies, though.

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>>13893418
I've always had a feeling that a majority of the teachers would already lovers at that point, and most of the other MGs would go after the other high school kids.

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>>13893422
If blood isn't edible because you can't subsist 100% on it, very few foodstuffs, if any, are "edible"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893371

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>>13893427

>trench warfare
>World War II

Come on mang

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>>13893450
I wasn't the one who came up with the file name.

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>>13893442

And oxygen is poison. Any other hairs need splitting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893361
Interesting, I like the agency behind it, rather than just popping into being, the DL herself sends you out. Though personally I rather the angle that they already know about humans and themselves after hundreds of years of sentience.

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>>13893427

>mfw explaining Hiroshima to a shirohebi

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>>13893443
God damn I want that snake to do things to me.

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>>13893427
Simple start with the French and Indian war then through the chapters remark on the increased amount of death as technology progresses, once reaching to the Civil war get in depth on some of the important battles, for WW1 USA didn't play as much of a role so might have to do a minor detour and talk about that then interwar USA so great depression and then WW2 from the early parts to Pearl Harbor and end around the Nuking of Japan then Cold War

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>>13893456
Why are you mad? It's not like you're even the guy who claimed blood is inedible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893427
Their history was just as bloody before the present demon lord came into power. Can't imagine it would be that big of a shock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893466
>skip WWI
>not seeing their faces when you show them bits of Passchendaele with permission slips

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893463
rude

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>>13893443
Dear God, that holstaur's nipples could cut diamonds. Also
>Angel flashing the teacher
Slut. She's going to be fallen by the end of the semester.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893471

Don't worry friend, I'm not mad. Just amused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893477
Humans were food then, they're more precious than gold to them now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893477
With how long lived some types of monsters are their mothers might have been man eating beasts before the change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893477
THEIR history, yes. But their faces when human men died by the millions would probably be saddening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893479
Never said skip WW1 just do a bit more of an emphasis on the part before America joins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893488
You're the weirdest shitposter I've ever seen, bruh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893487
Look at her wrist, she IS fallen.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I'd just teach a boring class to avoid getting raped by monstergirls. I'd teach math and wear a fake wedding ring.

I mean no one gets horny thinking about math, I am safe from rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893491
With how long lived some types of monsters are they personally have been man-eating beasts before the change.
They might have been man-eating MALE beasts before the change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893493
You mean boner inducing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893504
>he doesn't know having sex with the math teacher makes one a hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893504
You would have to teach a pretty high level math, or the advanced classes, to avoid it though. No real need to think about it during the lesser ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893504
>He doesn't know about all the March Hares who want to multiply with him.

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>>13893496

I try.

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>>13893477
Would monsters ''know'' any of their own history? Apart from the crow tengus, it's not like they're very good record-keepers. Most of them probably didn't even have *language* before the succubification, so I'm unconvinced they would've had even oral tradition to render them cognizant of the practices of their forebearers.

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>>13893504
Teaching math won't stop some nerdy liches from taking your class. And a ring is useless. The can smell the lack of sex on you

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>>13893504
I dunno, I think teaching a boring class might make you *more* rape-bait-y. If monstergirls are interested and enjoying their lesson, they've got less motivation to get you to stop talking by sitting on your face.

Whereas if literally no-one in class cares about the lesson content, then crashing the lesson with no survivors becomes an ever more attractive prospect.

[Anonymous No.]

>Teaching Monster Girl Elementary
>Distribute a quick survey to all the girls in class about what they want to be when they grow up
>Looking through them idly while all the students work on their problem sheets

>"I want to be a nurse."
>"I want to be a teacher just like Mr. Anon."
>"I want to be an astronaut."
>"I want to rape you. You who is reading this. I want to steal you away from your family and violate you. I want to sexually destroy your body until your mind is broken. I want to make you dependent on me. My pussy will be your God. You will kill just so you can taste me. I will record you behaving like the pet you are and distribute the copies to your loved ones."

>Look up from the papers
>Loli Succubus in the back smiles and waves cheerfully

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>>13893512
What?
>>13893514
Just highschool math, would be simple just teach the subject, homework can be like 15 problems from the book. That should keep the busy until the end of the class
>>13893518
Fuck, still that is only one type, Still safe
>>13893522
>Nerdy
Safe from rape also fuck ring plan won't work, the sight of the ring might stop some rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893482

>mfw explaining Unit 731 to an Inari

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>>13893529
Time to quit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893529
Somebody had mommy prep them for the survey.

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>>13893528
Fuck well fine fuck math, I'll teach Shop Class like Carpentry and the like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893529
Damn, did you write pic-related back on /a/ by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893529
Would a PTA meeting solve that? One the one hand, she's like,seven or something. But I can't help but feel her mom would be proud of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893529

>request a meeting with her parents
>they scold her in front of you then take her out for ice cream immediately afterwards

Such is life in a world of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893532
vivisection is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893537

>"Vanessa. Did your mommy tell you what to put on this survey?
>"Y-...NO! Maybe..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893529
>Start shaking
>Blush with lips pursed
>Quietly leave
>Close door
>Laugh long and audibly
>Crush esteems

[Anonymous No.]

I will not rape elves, I will befriend them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893543

Shoot. You caught me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893548
>Succubutt mom attempting to seduce her daughter's teacher by proxy
>Daughter is a little too young to really get everything I hope
This would be an interesting story idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893558
You're a good man. What writefag are you by chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893508
I'm trying to be an educational professional. What I spank it to is irrelevant.

>>13893529
Veronica, I'm going to transfer you to another class if you don't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893558
>>13893543
>>13893562

I remember reading that too. Good job, Stalker-Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893529
Dealing with precocious kids would be even more of a headache in a society with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893564
No problem.

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>>13893557
That's a damn dirty lie and you know it. Besides, just look at her. She's practically begging for it.

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>>13893557

>friend

We'll see how long that lasts.

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>>13893506
>That hot oni with 10/10 tits and a body to die for used to be a 10 foot tall bearded dude

Still would because female oni are hot but it's worth a thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893557
I will not rape elves, I will have rough consensual sex with them.

[Anonymous No.]

Man I bet teaching FACS/Home Economics would be fun. Get one of those sewing catalogs and have them order something to make, like a pillow or something. Also they would learn to make food so that could be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893571
>HUEHE I'M STILL BEARDED, LADDIE *BURP* IT'S JUS BETWEEN ME LEGS, HAHAHA
Y-you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893570
>>13893568
It doesn't seem impossible to befriend Elfs, they look chill to talk to, I mean, the non-dickish ones do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893568
No thanks I just want to be friends
>>13893570
BFF best friends FOREVER
>>13893574
Cool but I don't want to be FWB with an Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893568
>>13893570
But anon, what is a waifu but the best friend of all?

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>>13893528
I think having engaged students would increase the risk of someone falling in love with you, even if the risk for casual rape is lower.
>Oh gee, it seems like I always look forward to seeing Mr. Anon...
>I wish I could listen to him all the time...
And then the yan Crow Harpy forces you to become her home tutor.

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>>13893571

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>>13893579
So you would be teaching monstergirls how to be housewives. You gonna get raped

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>>13893562

I don't have a name. Mostly just write greentexts every now and then. I wrote all these, at least. They get reposted every now and then.

http://i.imgur.com/JaqWXAS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/qvu9PaF.png
http://i.imgur.com/52U7gFF.png
http://i.imgur.com/3izKWtZ.png
http://i.imgur.com/FbnuX0L.png
http://i.imgur.com/EWOtEgj.png

Uploaded to Imgur so I won't eat up the image limit. Also wrote the Succumom thing in this thread. I should do some actual prose soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893574
>>13893557
For every elf you don't rape, I will rape three. I will make my fortune on their cum filled, shattered cunts and retire to a life on Maid fucking. While recreationally raping elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893598
Oh god, I capped the Oomukade and Hellhound ones.

.jpg artifacts galore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893601
alright well I won't rape any elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893598
Holy fuck, you've been doing that stupid empty line shit since the beginning. I never noticed until this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893598
I'm still waiting for the rest of that oni story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893601
Raping elves and fucking maids don't have to be mutually exclusive, anon. Especially if you manage to force a particularly haughty elf into servitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893598
You should continue that oni story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893598
please continue the one with the red oni one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893614
I like how you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893614
I want to shower a Dark Elf maid with love and affection.
And then comes the tender dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893615
>>13893616
>>13893613

I'm more interested in continuing the Oomukade one.

Oni could be fun though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to listen to Monstergirl ASMR. That would be fun to hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893611

It's a bad habit, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna hug a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893598
Damn, I wanna take that Oni to one of the back rooms and lie her down so she can sleep it off before leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893629
Eh. We have too many edgy dystopia stories in my option. I don't want another shitstorm because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893634

Thing is, monstergirls doing ASMR would start off whisper-talking to you intimately and it'd inevitably degenerate (improve?) into affectionate blowjob sexy-times.

If that's what you're actually after, you'll be happy to know that tonnes of it exists already (at least in moonspeak)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893606
I want to play a game.

By now you I'm sure you feel the girtablilu venom coursing through your veins. That erection is gonna feel quite painful in a few minutes, if you don't relieve yourself, your balls will explode. Before are three buckets, you have half an hour to fill them up with your semen, or this adorable batch of hellpups and kobolds a will be boiled in holy oil. You must use the elf in the middle of the room to release your seed, you may think to masturbate, but you've both been marked by runes that will prevent you from achieving satisfaction, unless her Pussy is used. Don't bother Trying to free any of them, the elf has a tamper proof collar around her next that will explode, taking her pretty head off should you try anything. The room the pups are in is made of impervium, and will flood with a deadly nerve has if the lock on the door is violated in any way, only on my order will not be released.

Rape or die. Your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893667
well It doesn't have to be sexual

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold hand with an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893634
>A dragon girl will never whisper sweetly to you while next to a fire she lit with her own breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893671
not rape if the elf consents

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893672

I think the problem is he's being to narrow in his lewdness. What we should be thinking about is:

>pillow talk leading into the subtle, slick sounds of a full-body tentacle massage, complete with lustful breathing

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893671
>Implying I won't use the half hour to romance and have lovey dovey sex with the elf. Complete with hand holding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893676
TO LEWD ANON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893671
>"L-Look I'm really sorry about this, but I don't want any one's death on my hands. I-I'll take you out for dinner later tonight and back to mine for a movie or something, okay?"
>"T-Take me now!"
And thus the elf wasn't raped. Your move, you creepy ass, shitty blueballed living doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893683
>kidnapped
>under threath of death
>to have sex with a guy she doesn't even know
>not rape

You now have twenty minutes for being a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893690
thank you, much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893655

This probably makes me a bad person, but the angry reactions to the Oomukade and the Tanuki stories made them more fun for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893700
well if she consents to the sex then it isn't rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893618
>Save an Elf from being killed
>By the traditions of her people, she owes her life to you
>Turn her into your personal maid
>Give her uniforms that are skimpy and a size too small
>She's utterly indignant the first day, refusing to degrade herself like this for a human
>Throw her onto the couch, rip her panties off, and fuck her until she's carrying four loads in her pussy
>Insert a plug & make her do all the chores for the day carrying your cum in her
>Every day she forces herself to bear with being your servant
>Any time she does a job poorly, you strip and fuck her
>Even if others are watching
>Sometimes you call her up to your room for sex regardless
>At first, she struggles and cries about how disgusting it is to be violated by a human
>But the look on her face betrays how much she enjoys it
>Eventually, her true lust begins to come out
>She begins to enjoy being roughly fucked by her master, moaning in ecstasy every time he cums in her
>She begins to willingly do a poor job on housework to be 'punished'
>She never notices her skin slowly becoming darker and darker with each passing day
>Eventually, she comes to love working for her master
>She dotes on you & constantly makes lewd passes at you, eager for sex whenever and wherever
>You don't remember having saved a dark elf, but you you are more than content to live out your days fucking her stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893634
I fucking hate it when people whisper in my ear. It's really unsettling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893708
>Save an Elf from being killed
>By the traditions of her people, she owes her life to you
I'd just tell her to go home right after. Sure I don't like to see people get killed if I can prevent it, but I don't feel like looking after them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893710
I love it. Sends tingle down my spine and into my ass. I'm sure that's not entirely accurate, but there's a group of muscles in my lower left back that clench when I listen to really good ASMR, right above the buttocks. Shits cash, no pun intended. Ear sucking sounds are even better.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the consensus on short titty monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893706
Fine, I'll spell it out for you, she doesn't consent, she's a pre succubization elf that hates humans. You now have 15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have an elf rub my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893722
They're wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have my ears rub an elf

[Anonymous No.]

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight.

What is 68? You do me and I owe you one.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow the fuck down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893722

Super great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893722
Overwhelmingly positive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893728
fuck I'm tired was this even word

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893729
>What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
I say God bless like a normal person Charon you stupid dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893729
>What is 68? You do me and I owe you one.
I'm gonna use that one in the future m8.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893722
How short & how big are we talking? It's all about proportions. That one oppai loli is too short for how big her tits are on her. Usually don't care for her unless I'm in the mood for just ridiculous levels of paizuri. But something like 4'6" with an E cup or so? Hell yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT ELF'S TO LEAVE AND TAKE THEY'RE LEWD TALK AND NEEDS WITH THEM!

[Anonymous No.]

>"You the new farmhand? Alright, here's your first job. Dolly here needs a good shearin'."
>"She's a little timid so be gentle."
>"I need her fully sheared and then oiled up. Gotta make that skin shine, know what I mean?"
>"Might give her a little rub 'down there' afterwards. Keeps her calm and happy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893735
>>13893728

I wonder what happens when you rub your ears on an Elf. Do you magically get knife ears? Does she magically get round ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893708
>fucking her stupid

I chortled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893747
I want to rub ears with an elf. I wonder if it's like a lewder eskimo kiss to those dagger ears

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask a Succubus to not rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893744

Humans are just incomplete Elves. They're a pointed pair of ears away from reaching perfection.

Really, the classification of Elves as 'Monsters' is outdated. You should totally breed with them and produce a sizable population of laborers and warriors to combat the true Monster menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893751
And I want to ask the sky to stop being blue.

[Anonymous No.]

boing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893743
>But something like 4'6" with an E cup or so? Hell yes.
My nig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893752
shut elf and leave already

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a female Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893760
I love me some titty monster mermaid 2hus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893748
You know what I mean by that, boy. I'm talking about fucking her until she's a quivering pile of ahegao. I'm talking about pumping so much cm into her womb she starts to bulge. I'm talking about pounding her tight elf pussy until she can't walk right for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893762
Wanna know something funny? I actually wrote that greentext, too.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck it is hailing here, some one tell be about weather monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893783
If you're getting hail, your local ryu is probably feeling a little moody. You should go talk to her and see what's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893776
Coincidences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893790
I want the heat to end, where do I inquire about summoning Yuki-onnas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893773
Jeez, you sound like one of those sexually-deprived truck drivers you see at bars.
Which makes me think about what kinds of characters I'd meet at monstergirl bars. Well, aside from the usual blue and red onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893790

A Quetzalcoatl wouldn't be so bitchy to let her mood ruin the weather for others. Once again proving feathered snake best snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893790
well great it stopped now for loud thunder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893767
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893706
Too late. You scrotum ruptures as you balls swell to bursting, before popping like gallons. You bleed out on the floor.

The pups are boiled as promised, And The elf is left chained up and starves. Was your little rebellion worth this?

>inb4 happy in the afterlife

No.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a Jinko belly rubs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893795
I don't believe in coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893804
she needs a medic to follow her around

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893816
I want to kiss her booboos all better and hold her head to my chest in the evening, telling her how worried I am every time she puts herself in harm's way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893804
I wanna fight her. Sexually. That glare does things to my dick. It's like a love arrow right in the testosterone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893827
>That glare does things to my dick.
Muh knigga. I want to gently rape a captured Paladin as she glares daggers at me.
http://exhentai.org/g/810969/93aa619594/

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell an elf to stop bullying me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893836
I want a rogue Paladin to rape me as she glares daggers at me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893836
I want a corrupted Paladin to give me her milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893836
>J-Just the tip!
Kek, I've seen this before, but I missed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893839
>getting bullied by an Elf
Pansy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893846
>Paladin to rape me as she glares daggers at me!
This is some next level shit right here. Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893839
I want to finally snap and knock out an Elf bully with a single punch square in the nose when she goes to far as to actually cause me physical harm during one of her pestering sessions, even after telling her numerous times to stop bothering me in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a rogue Paladin to see the good in monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893851

I want a pure, noble Templar to protect me from corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kejourou to peg me with her hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893858
Latenight made that Paladin HUEG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893861
I want a Paladin to take me prisoner after a battle and CBT me in her dungeon to make me addicted to human girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893855
I'm not sure where else I could go with this.
I dunno. Pissed-off paladin, sick of the laws of the Order but still not quite ready to accept monsters? Finds some random guy stealing from a food cart and decides to slam him to the ground and ride the hell out of him in a back alley as punishment? Maybe chokes him a bit? Leaves some pretty deep bite marks on him? I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893861
>Holding her belt
They were here to grab yer prize...the Monstera Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893869
she finds out her crush is going to marry a monster so she is pissed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893871
Dr. Paladin, I'm MGT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893869
Naw it would have to be a crazed rogue incubus who got raped by some bitch and left to demonize. She gets to the scene first, and uses him like a dildo to vent her frustrations, pinning him to the floor by the throat with one hand, leaning back with the other on his knee, riding him harder than any monster could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893869
>Finds some random guy stealing from a food cart and decides to slam him to the ground and ride the hell out of him in a back alley as punishment?
Paladin abusing her authority to rape vulnerable boys is my fetish. Especially if she makes street urchins armored doggy style her in the alley after she catches them with stolen goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892650
>Rich tentacle
Well, that's unique. Hope she can keep her sneaky tentacles to herself.

>Rocker Ktsune-Bi
I don't know how a ball of lusty foxfire got into rock, but this sounds amazing.

>Kobold mechanic
This sounds familiar...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893210

That's not Alp, it's something worse.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a Paladin that she is turning into a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893896
Double Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

don't bully drunk succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893897
I want to tell a monster that she's turning into a human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893920
how would that work for a slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893897
I want to chain a cute paladin girl to a wall and make her watch as her sisters in arms are one by one corrupted into monsters, knowing that sooner or later it's her turn and not knowing what kind of monster she will become.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893930
rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893918
You mean the dire alp.
Twice the muscle,
Twice the size
All bulliable

[Anonymous No.]

I want Monster girls to fight Paladins!

In a paintball tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893941
they tie so both teams get you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893941
>tfw it becomes a capture the flag-esque game in a hunt for the paint in YOUR balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893938
More like twice the flab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893947
Just more to tease her over.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893945
>>13893942
I'll watch the match safely at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893950
Would she cry if you rubbed your cock all over her flabby belly until you came in her navel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893951
The world record for that is eleven seconds before attempted rape. Try and beat it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893956
Perfect I can do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893918

He might as well be one, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893955
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle to sleep with a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893974
I want to look for a summer job in a monster girl town!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893955
Man, Nekobese is so shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893974
I want to use my wizard powers to make a Paladin tiny and use her as my plush toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893974
I just want to sleep and not wake up feeling worse than I was before.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch my waifu slowly turn human and tell her I won't hate her even if she is human or monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894018
What if you had a waifu that alternated between human and monster based on the day of the week or even weekly.

In her human form she might be slightly tsundere and ashamed of her behaviour in her other form but as a monster incredibly caring and gentle, loving being able to spoil you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894018
Transformation fetish pls go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894033
that would be cute
>>13894035
Imagine a slime slowly coagulating and watching the organs form inside of her as she slowly loses the ability to manipulate her slime and she starts turning human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894035
>race mixing
How blue-pilled can ya be?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a pale elf

[Anonymous No.]

I want to just be friends with a monstergirl and not have sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894063
I think that tanuki at the bar can hook you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894080
will it cost money?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to let a starving vampire drink my blood, but non sexually so like not from the neck maybe a finger or from the arm

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be bullied by a haughty upper classman monster girl and made miserable by her, and then get my revenge by sneaking her Mega Ultra Hathor Milk Deluxe Preorder Edition, and enjoy that sweet revenge when she still keeps up her tough above-it-all behavior even though all her old friends have abandoned her, laughing at her huge rear, thick thighs, monsterous breasts, and flabby belly, and then still end up getting bullied by her as she pins me down and angerly gets her revenge on me as she forces me to take responsibility!

[Anonymous No.]

What are non-Mythological monstergirl species you want to see KC add in the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894101
Firefly/Lightning bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894101
Does D&D count?

Rust Monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894101
Beavers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894106
Seconded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894108

> Still no Tiamat-sama MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894101
WheatGirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894101
dino girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894112
dat shiny ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894121
>tfw no fit christmas cake t-rex girl

[Anonymous No.]

I want a clingy monstergirl to follow me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894117
This will never not be funny to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894121
>>13894124
I want to play with her hair and comb it, and tell her I think it's cool how strong and tough she is! I want to be protected by her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893529
>Hand out career surveys to Monster Girl High School students.
>"I want to be Teacher's wife."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drfqjiigGIs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894130

I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

What if Monster Magic was actually harmful to us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894139
like a week? back I posted something about a vampire but I used a picture of wheat on accident so it went to me being a wheat fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894146
Don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894101
Owls and Rays

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894149
What if it made you die a slow death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894111
I second this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894154
Technically, we're all dying slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894147

I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894146
I hope responsible manticores also carry epi-pens for adverse reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894154
I'm not him, but it would still be better than a life with a human. Easily.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be fine if your parents had you in an arranged marriage with a Monster Girl you had never met and would be marrying that weekend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894160
>>13894163

What if it adds pain to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894101
Mantis shrimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894167
Is she rich? What kind is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894171
A flamboyant girl who's into boxing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894155
>it's cold
>the moose and beaver didn't buy me tim horton's
>my paws are numb
>I don't even like hockey

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894168
I get to fuck a monstergirl. I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894168
Better to live with someone I love and suffer physically than someone I would never. There is no real way you could turn it into a bad thing for me, bud. As long as they are as they should be, they would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894167
Important questions >>13894175

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894167
She's going to be some haughty Dragon Girl, isn't she?

That's okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894167
No. If only because I don't know her. I'm terrible with first impressions...or people in general.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what blood type vampires would like best? Maybe it is based on her blood type so she goes after the same exact type or is it by how rare the blood is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894175
>>13894181
She's fairly wealthy and able to support herself and you comfortably. Hence why your parents took up the arranged marriage, so she could take you off their hands.

As for species: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

I got an Amazon, the house husband life is the best life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894193
>Kitsune-bi

Fox Ghost blowjobs all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894167
No. I literally despise being forced to do something, for the longest time I hated reading with a passion because it was forced on me in school. Now I actually like it.
If I'm forced to do something that I either don't like, or have never done before, I'll resist it will all my being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894193
>Ignis
Spicy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894193
>Sea_Bishop

PRAISE NEPTUNE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894193
>Roper
Fuck. Fuuuuuuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894167
Yeah, probably.
>Ryu
Alright, definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894193
>Cupid

I got lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894198
>>13894193
>Dark Elf
Yeah I'm running away and joining some pirates or something. Fuck everything about that situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894124
>>13894131

>You will never assaulted by a group of Banchou Raptor girls on your way home from school
>They will never rip your clothes to shreds and call you a faggot when they notice you crying over how your mother bought you these new shoes
>You will never see one of them get punched so hard she gets sent flying into a wall and knocked out by a big scaly fist
>It's the High School Banchou T-Rex oneesan from your neighborhood
>She will never subdue the rest of the raptor girls, pick you up in a princess carry and walk you home
>She's always been scary looking with the scar on her eye from when she was a bigger delinquent than she is now
>She'll never ruffle your hair after she makes sure you're safe and home, kneeling down and smiling before telling you
"No matter what, Oneesan will protect her treasure"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894193
alright can't be that bad

>goblin wife to be

nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894198
Well will you take it out on your wife though? She probably just wants to make you happy.

>>13894207
>Not wanting a Dark Elf mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894208
I want to nuzzle her and obediently follow her wherever she goes, being a good little otouto for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894206
Would she still be in the Eros Military or would she be honorably discharged after receiving a broken heart in the line of duty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894193
>Merrow
Together we shall publish the greatest lewdcutes the world has ever seen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894214
Those are both my posts.
If I didn't immediately leave, like I would if it was a dark elf, then I'd probably be a passive-aggressive asshole until she could prove to me this situation wasn't terrible. Fuck dark elves though, I wouldn't want one even if it was by my own choice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the protective big bro to a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894208
More?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894193
>Chochin-Obake

I would still like to get to know her first. See if she really is the light of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make an Elf Chubby! So Chubby she gets a roll on her tummy that I can squeeze and tease her with! So Chubby her ears have some soft!
So Chubby her legs can be pinched!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894224
Don't act like a woman. Man up and fuck your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894171
Loen drew one a while back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894208
My heart. I didn't realize that a big buff dinosaur thugdere guardian was something I needed, but. I need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894229
I want to teach an extremely chubby elf how to femdom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894236
I want to watch her try to fem you but gets tired after five whips and needs a snack break!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894230
Wife implies I love her and chose to marry her. At least to most people it does.
Also she's a fucking dark elf, wouldn't she like the guys who act like women better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894167
So long as that girl in particular watched and stalked me throughout my youth I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894239
I want to hand her some chocolate bars and hand feed one of them to her, while I explain that in order for her to be a proper mistress and intimidating, she'll need to try and at least wait until after the session is finished to have a snack.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pay a kiki with money not sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894249
Better hire a butler too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894254
Kiki in a butler uniform. Alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894254
I want an alp maid who dresses as a butler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894193
> Hobgoblin
I used to love hobgoblins until the updated profile said they always come with a normal-goblin harem attached.
Harems a shit, I don't want to waste my precious sperms on a bunch of kid goblin hangers-on when I could be creampieing big fat oppai loli tits until her breasts are so full of me that my essence bubbles up out of the top of her cleavage and trickles over the side?
GO AWAY GOBLINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894249
They don't demand sex as payment. Just hugs and headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894226

Not in the mood to do more, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have multiple Mindflayers in my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894259
I don't think that'll work the way I planned for it to.

>>13894260
You have nice taste.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a kiki headpats while she sleeps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894247
I want her to tell you that's hard! She needs her snack breaks after doing so much work!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a yandere kiki to try and rape me but get stopped because of head pats

[Anonymous No.]

So do we have any good yandere stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894302
http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1
here is a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894284
I want to compromise saying that she can have a snack break in the beginning and the end of the session, but not in the middle. I mean, she can handle that right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894231
That's the Pistol Shrimp.

I still want to see Pistol Shrimp and Mantis Shrimp drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894310
I'm retarded then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894298
haha what a shitty rapist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894304
I like the art that this one got.

[Anonymous No.]

Ran out of things to caption, so have a reaction image. http://imgur.com/5UH5Mgk
I'm going to hell, aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894334
Fukken saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894308
Alright, here's my final deal with her. If she doesn't take it she won't get any snacks. One snack in the beginning, she can snack during but she can't talk if her mouth is full, and afterwards she can have double snacks and cuddles from me as well.

She can take it or leave it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894334
Fuck, that's a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894334
>http://imgur.com/5UH5Mgk
I literally put my head in my hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894334
I want to call her eye beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894334

Monoeyes.

[AnonMD No.]

>>13894333
I did too.
I wasn't sure if self-harming yandere was going to be a good idea at the time, but the fact I haven't been thrown into a matango pit yet must mean something went right.

I'll go back to lurking after this, thanks for noticing me >>13894304

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never a yandere Jabberwock oneesan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894360
Hey I might be remembering it wrong but I think I was the person who posted the prompt and then you went and made it amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894365
>"Anon come watch me play video games, like you did when you were just a little little kid. Won't you spend some time with your onee-san?"
>Slightly nervous, you sit down in the floor in front her her, her thighs on each side of you, resting the back of your head on her pelvis
>One of the mouths gives you a comforting lick, and slides into your lap for you to stroke
>You pet it, like a cat, being comforted by it while the sound of your onee-san playing Conker's Bad Fur Day plays on the old TV
It's really comfy spending time with your big, old, loving and protective oneesan. Just don't tell her no when she wants to do something with you like you did that last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894369
I just wanted to give it something better than a suffering end.
Glad you enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894380
well the end was great with it ending in her getting better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894379
Can I use a bag of doritos and a bottle of MTN Dew to distract her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894379
MAX COMFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894379
>Just don't tell her no when she wants to do something with you like you did that last time.
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894379
>in the floor in front her her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894193
Well there are only a few species of Monstergirls I really don't like. So I should be fine.

>Dark Slime

Yeah okay i'm either not accepting it or just blatantly running away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894394
Anon your onee-san loves you, but she doesn't like it when you tell her no. She especially hates it when the reason you tell her no is because of someone else. She's fucking livid if some other person tries to come between her and her otouto and ruin the perfection their relationship has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894340
I am ok with this.
What snacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894283
She'll wake up energized and start involuntary blushing and feeling warm when near you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894193
>Charybdis
I'm gonna feel so bad for her once I get NTR'd away from her by a Scylla

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894412
well that sounds amazing. Would keep patting her until I fell asleep

[Anonymous No.]

I got around to reading lanternon's first story and I thought it was good. The last act was very abrupt though.

Are there other stories that decipt awkward human-monster relations and suffering around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894360
General reminder to headpat your Kiki with moderation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894405
Nonsense, Jabberwock Oneesan works hard to support her otouto so he can live with her. To spread the idea that that Harpy slut's disappearance had anything to do with her is silly.

Now, be a good otouto, get on your knees, and give your Oneesan some stress relief by putting that tongue of yours to good use. It's been a long day at the office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894422
Actually that looks like a reason to not

[Anonymous No.]

You know the sad thing is while I have story ideas I dunno if I can ever write them in full because they're just so... MEDIOCRE

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ooga booga, where the bishies at?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894422
I am going to headpat her until she starts feather-dusting my face with her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894436
>"W-Where are the well-drawn big wimmen at?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894437

feathery rimjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894444
Quad 4s like that can't be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894427
>yandere Jabberwock onee-san that also happens to work at an office
This is very appealing,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894437
While singing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a clingy Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894444
As in from her tail?
If so, I can't say I'm opposed to this as long as there's nothing going inside.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hire a kiki to help me sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894455
I think you need sheep for that Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894457
maybe, or I could get slavic Kiki bedtime stories

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be drafted to war and be deployed overseas
>You'll never be forced to have to fire your MG maid since there's no point in keeping an empty house tidy, but not before giving her her last sallary with a small raise as thanks for her service over the years
>You'll never see her cry a little bit as you step into the training camp, parting ways forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894457
>Implying a cute loli kiki whose feathers make calming rustling noises as you cuddle and fall asleep giving her headpats isn't enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894457
Hey, if he doesn't want the sheep I'll take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894464
like she won't keep dusting your house until you get back

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Dairy Centaur in a dirndl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894436
>shota-sized skulls
NOPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894470
a what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894457
Fat loli butts

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kiki to whisper into my ear as I fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894470
Fuck you man that was uncalled for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894472
Shrinking skulls is like the third or fourth thing they teach you in witch doctor college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894481
you quack witch doctor
you shrink *heads*
first step is removing the skull

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrunken_head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894469
Why would she? She'd be wasting her time. The Maid Company would put her to work for another master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894487
Is it bad that I knew this without following the link?

God I loved old swashbuckling sea stories as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894493
She wants to keep being a good maid and making your home clean for when you return and she would probably get the okay from her company

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894500

as long as you also know the methods for turning your enemies' scrotums into tobacco pouches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894504
What if you never returned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894508
you better return

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894513
If only it were that easy, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894521
for her it has to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894436
You didn't ask nicely so you get an alp cuddle pile instead!

[Anonymous No.]

Rub Wurm tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894528
I want to be a bishie with an Alp Cuddle Pile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894525
Gonna have to gamble with lady war about that. What if you do come back, but don't recognize her anymore due to shellshock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894530
What do you do when she wants to rub yours too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894534
Goddammit Anon, I'm not him, but stop with these feels. Right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894533
How does one go about getting an alp cuddle pile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894533
I want to give an alp pile hathor milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894558
The softest alp cuddle pile!

I'm going to give mine more hathor milk and make my pile softer than your pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894558
How many Alps are we talking here, anon? Three Alps? Five Alps? A dozen Alps? A hundred Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894553
What if she forgets the day you were supposed to come back home from your deployment? What if nobody is there to welcome you home among the crowd of people reuniting with their loved ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894560
I'll feed mine even more then that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894572
Well I'll give my pile chocolate hathor milk and double glasses of it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894576
Would chocolate Hathor milk turn them tan? It better turn them fucking tan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894576
I'll go three glasses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894582
Why use some magic milk when you can take them all out to the beach and tan the natural way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894582
Soft delicious brown alps! Sounds perfect for me, a nice chocolate cuddle pile for me to enjoy!

>>13894584
I'll go six glasses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894593
SEVEN!
They will be the cuddliest! The Softest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894565
I'll probably freak out for a bit, head straight home by any means necessary, and hopefully find her there. Cuddles will ensue.

[Anonymous No.]

Squidjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894473

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirndl

One of the best sorts of dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894611
spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894611
That's one thick tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894611
>Inkling
Predictable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894617
You think an old hag like you can do better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894611
Maybe if that tongue wasn't attached to an Inkling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894620
I'm not roleplaying anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894620
I want to be caught in a seduction contest between a young Scylla and a christmas cake Kraken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894617
You're on krak if you prefer a Cracken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894611
Don't even care if it's an inkling. That tongue is getting drenched in semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alps are okay, but not Inklings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894605
What if you come home in a coffin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894599
You've forced my trump card

10 glasses of vitamin-enhanced chocolate Hathor milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894635
I don't like it when Inklings are posted whenever Mindflayers are mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894641
Elven mixed with megaholst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894644
Alps are mentioned in almost every situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894565
Eh, this happened to me. Not as devastating as you may think, more like "I can finally wank in peace."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894640
I'll be crazy-prepared. If necessary, I'll go to the Sabbath and have their magicians figure out a way to keep some form of contact with my Kiki from beyond the grave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894645
15 glasses of ultra mega deluxe chocolate Hathor milk.

Morning, Afternoon, and Night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894649
And I don't have the power to stop that, since having the thread devolve into a shitstorm again would be undesirable for anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894659
Sure you can, you just have to say they're shit and be a complete buzzkill like you are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894657
>tfw one of the alps is lactose-intolerant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894657
Twenty of Super omega ultra delux hathor milk each meal.

They may not be able to move but DAMN are they soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never crush an alps limbs with a sledgehammer and watch it writhe in agony
>you will never use a wurmlet as a mace and crush its skull before moving onto the next alp to torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894657
I could go for some chocolate milk right now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894665
Well she'll have to keep up with the other two alps. They're nice, soft, and chocolate, ready for the cuddle pile. She'll have to keep up or be left behind as the poor little white alp.

>>13894666
25 super hathor mega ultra hyper premium chocolate milk four times a day! And a massage to leave them dazed and relaxed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888357
>>13888389
>>13890135
http://i.imgur.com/Kv9i8Ul.png

https://twitter.com/terryandrob/status/576036599047258112
https://twitter.com/terryandrob/status/576036726046646272
https://twitter.com/terryandrob/status/576036888190038016

Rest in piece.
damn it, that pic and those tweets get me every time ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894676
>poor little white alp

W-will there be spadetail spitroasting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894675
What plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894676
>>13894682
I want to break empty bottles of hathor milk and force naked, bound alps to walk through the glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894671
>>13894687
Did an alp bully you as a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894676
We're approaching critical mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894690
I don't think I'm doing anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894676
30 glasses! 5 times a day!
They'll be like beds and get all the back and belly rubs they could handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw all these poor alps die of milk poising
Good going anons, ya done goofed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894696
35 glasses, 6 times a day! With massages all over! And I'll hand feed them ice cream made with a mixture of Hathor milk and snow from the mountains where only the cuddliest yetis roam!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894707
Bet they don't even realize drinking too much WATER can kill you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894707
>alps die of milk poisoning
I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894713
If I ever had to commit suicide, that's the way I'd want to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894707
>>13894713
>>13894717
It's Hathor milk, no Monster Girl can die from it.

They only get big, and bigger. Please use Hathor milk responsibly. We don't need another Hathoring of '86 again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894712
No more because they would burst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894712
I think we need Super Wurm to take out the city's newest milk-based villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894722
Hathor Milk actually rejects Alps due to their nature as former men, and rips their bodies apart once ingested.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drink myself to death while monster girls watch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888357
Terry Pratchett is a poor man's Neil Gaiman. It become obvious when you read Good Omens, and all the fun and interesting bits are at the start which was mostly Neil, and it becomes tedium toward the end which was Pratchett.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894727
Anon, they're waiting for you to die so that they can fuck your corpse back to life with mamono mana as an undead incubus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894725
What would Super Wurm do against two milk happy rivals and their massive alp cuddle piles, and the one lactose intolerant alp who just whines the whole time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13888651
is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894733
They'll never find me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894736
Take their milk away to avoid any giant fleshy blob villains from rising, maybe get some of her magic allies to lessen the Alps' weight and size enough that they can move around without assistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894738
Incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894746
Why is Super Wurm fighting them though? Just because the alps were kidnapped doesn't mean soft alp cuddle piles are illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894730

>MFW Page 29 of Neil Gaiman's American Gods is partly why I try to writefag
>And it's technically snuff

I don't even know.

[Anonymous No.]

How are tailpussies judged in Manticore society? Which ones are the 'sexiest'? The longest? The fattest? The tightest? The most venomous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894752
But kidnapping and force-feeding them hathor milk is, you goddamn supervillain with a milk fetish. Seriously, you're like a 1940s Batman villain. Didn't you team up with Calendar Man that one time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894753
Vagina vore snuff didn't even get me as bad as the gay djinn because the djinn is described better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894752
>Is a man not entitled to the softness of his cuddle pile? "No," says the paladin in the order, "it belongs to the purging." "No," says the succubus in MGC, "it belongs to anyone but human boys." "No," says the man in /mgt/, "I want to marry a Manticore!." I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894756
It's judged like rifles. All that matters is the notches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894759

I don't remember the gay Djinn but I do remember Ms. TV asking Shadow if he wanted to see Lucy's tits because of weird bullshit God-level reality warping shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894756
The're probably judged based off of the proportions of that Manticores body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894756
that's a hard question to answer for me I'd think it may be tightest and by venom

[Anonymous No.]

Well?
how well would it go over if i made one of those side-panel, lengthy captions? i have an idea for a cyclops one, but i don't know if it's something the thread is interested in.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a loli Manticore shiver and whine and get hornier and hornier when I give her a tailpussy massage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894765
It's another aside chapter, and the part that stuck with me most is how he described the cum as tasting smokey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894778
You made me think of someone shoving an arm inside a tailpussy to massage the muscles from the inside. Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894771
Work at your leisure,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894782
Holy shit anon, that is really lewd. If I get around to writing about a Manticore this is totally going in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894779

>Smokey tasting semen
>MFW I'm remembering Czernabog being described as a being of darkness and smoke
>MFW that one short from Smoke and Mirrors where the angel (Lucifer, I think?) gives the guy a kiss on the cheek and it smolders
>MFW Neil Gaiman also had a Deep One in Smoke and Mirrors, as well as the prince losing all of his virility in coitus with the Queen from Snow White

Why the fuck are you making me remember this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the succubi communal cumpump, always knowing endless pleasure but never knowing true love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894790
Just go for a lamia tribe. You will have both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894756
>you will never be binded by tailpussies of various sizes and textures while they take turns draining you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894782
>>13894787

That's actually lewd instead of the shit I think of.

Like a Manticore using her tailpussy to absorb other MGs and gain physical attributes like breasts and hips and such to become PERFECT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894788
because I fucking hate you, Jerry.

It's worth a shot to guess your name is Jerry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894800
We already have Alma for that kinda thing, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894800
So you thought about sexy Perfect Cell?
Maybe you just went through puberty while watching DBZ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894805

I'm actually kind of Alp for Cell given he's voiced by Wakamoto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894800
My Kakuen waifu and her friends and our daughterus would fuck her shit right up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894802

I'm going to eat you and fertilize the soil with your soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894817
really criken

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894817
>>13894819
Die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894819

What? Calling me Jerry made me think of Criken

[Anonymous No.]

Beavis & Butthead but with monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

just a reminder I hate you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894841
I hate all of you too anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894841
I'll make you my alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894841

That's nice Cockles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894841
Can you fuck off already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13890746
>>13890701
>>13890689
how long ago did these come out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894853
In the past month. They've showed up after the credits of every episode of Monster Musume so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894853
They're featured as endcards at the very end of each episode, which comes out every Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to study magic with a lich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894840
How about no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894863
You better know how to "pay" her for the lessons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894864

Hm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894869
With warm cuddles are she keeps a stoic expression, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894863
ok

[Anonymous No.]

Eros is best god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894869
With money right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894869
By giving her first hand lessons on human biology?
>>13894872
I want to lick her all over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894871
That, and things involving your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894884
She has to have someone to experiment on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894872
You will never be a lich's catalyst (sic. semen slave)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894885
So, I lick my fingers to turn the pages of her magic book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894900
Don't be dense now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894874
She's complete shit, just like everything else in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894874

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r451v7Dnhk

EROS IS GREAT

EROS IS MERCIFUL

PRAISE BE UNTO EROS

;_; RIP Maher Meshaal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894863
I want to live in an apartment with a lich and attempt to get her interested in things besides magic. I want to push her until she has a group of friends who call her cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894910
MGE has the best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894924
Yup.
Lamias are the best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894872
would she step on me if i asked kindly enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894951
no

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be nonsexual around monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894951
Have some self respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894953
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894952
>>13894954
I want to ask a sandy Lich to bully and femdom me! I want her to command me to lick her feet!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a wight and have her ghost hands hug my soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894953
I do to. What do you think monster girls act like in every day life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894957
Have some dignity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894956
She has a nice ladle

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, first attempt at a lengthy caption (nsfw): http://imgur.com/Z1q2mgC
see you guys tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894959
There's better things to lick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894959
probably like normal people they would have interesting conversations/ Walking through MGC invisible would be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894962
You can't make me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894966
This is really good. You should make more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894962
Who says you cant be dignified and lick feet at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how many puns a skeletongirl can make in an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894962
Some what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894982
Why a skellington? Is it because of her funny bone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894988
No because I find them Humerus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894988
And they are known to be quite humerus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894991
>>13894993
I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894997
It's going Tibia okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894956
Get this:
>Naughty
>British
>Cheshire girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895008
I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895008
...How british are we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a bluff so hard the tanuki playing against me has a mental breakdown right then and there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895008
>Cheshire Cats with accents
Oh shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895019
chavs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895022
Would the stakes be the souls of your friends and family and information on the evil vampire you are tracking down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895031
Blimey.

Proceed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895019
In public, she gives off an air of nobility, grace and pristine upbringing and etiquette.
In private, she'll invite you to all of the pubs back in her hometown, and pull the funniest pranks on you while you're piss drunk with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895033
I'll also throw in the soul of someone who isn't even present! And my own mother while I'm at it!

What is she going to do!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895037
this could save Cheshire cats for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895039
Pass out before telling you more about the vampire, forcing you to spend a few more chapters finding her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895037
I suppose that could work.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more monster girls with accents.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster girl to help me learn German
also damn Duolingo is pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895008
>British
To the fucking trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895053

...Conor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895060
What about German?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895066
no sorry I don't know even anyone named Conor

[Anonymous No.]

>A holstaurus will never breastfeed you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894997
>>13895001
Yeah, and there is no need to feel rattled as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895072

Bonnie Scotch Cheshire lasses with bonnie Scotch Cheshire asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895072
That's better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895076
You really Patella'd him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895074
You're getting it wrong anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895060
>fucking a hot cheshire on a vacation
>dem english girls be freaky
>out of nowhere a fucking chime rocks the house
>the girl jumps from bed and runs to her kitchen
>what the fuck
>go after her, find her eating bagfuls of crumpets
>ask her what the fuck is she doing
>she can't hear me, the chimes are too strong
>fucking big ben
>she comes close and screams in my ear
>OI ITS SEVEN O BONG MATE
>before i can answer (what would I even answer) a carriage crashes into the drawing room
>the Queen herself comes out
>OI MATE U AVIN A DIDLY DOOLY OI AINT YOU MATE
>tea spills out of her pockets
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13894976
th-thanks anon, i'll see if i can come up with anything tomorrow, if i still can't find any translations to caption

[Anonymous No.]

I want Eros to curse me so that my genitals are forever obscured by giant black bars!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895086
I would come up with more puns if I femur up to the task later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895089
>OI MATE U AVIN A DIDLY DOOLY OI AINT YOU MATE
>tea spills out of her pockets
I laughed harder than I really should have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895036
>waiting at the bus stop in MGCUK
>there they are
>those fucking cheshires
>in half-zipped sadidas track suits and gaudy jewelry hanging off their fingers and ears
>please don't let them see-
"OI, WANNA GO FOR A' TOSS, MATE?"
>god no
"YEAH, WANNA GIV'A SUMMA YA SPOTTED DICK, MATE?"
>where's that fucking bus
"YA FUKKEN DEAF, MATE?"
>I just wanted to go to the pub

I'm so sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895096
I won't be Sternum with you but maybe we should nip this in the bone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895098
>"S-Stand back. I have pepper spray..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895114
YA GONNA PUT PERFUME ON BEFORE WE TOSS? THIS BLOKE BE ALL ROMANTIC-LIKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895098

>You finally get to the pub.
>Place is packed, full of cheers and laughter.
>The minute you walk through the door, though, it goes deadly quiet.
>Everyone is staring at you, unblinkingly.
>The only sound being the televisions hanging off the walls.
>You didn't realize the game was on tonight.
>You're wearing the wrong colour right now.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895106
Yeah, we should. It's bare-boned as it is and we'll run out of puns in very little time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895121
Why am I getting aroused from this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895121
>BE ALL ROMANTIC-LIKE
that's nigraspeak, not bongspeak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895127
is everyone in the bar a MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895127
Take your shirt off and get a round of beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895049
We need more cockney monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

MG Top Gear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895127
I throw my kit onto the ground. Better to be the bloke in his skivvies than the bloke being tossed around in the alleyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895121
>"P-Please ma'am. My neighbor is a Jabberwock. I-I'll blow my rape whistle! Please stop!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895145
IT ISN'T RAPE IF WE'S BOTH SCREAMIN', MATE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895143
so instead of riding in nice cars they go around riding men

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895128
Well maybe we shouldn't have thick skulls and we would have plenty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895151
But Stig is still the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895150
She can't scream is the rape whistle was already blown! Checkmate Matriarchy!

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I'm in need of right now?
An image of a Kikimora saying "Get back to work, Master~<3.
To combat my lounging around currently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895171
So you want the police to watch? Kinky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895158
Now I'm just imagining a show about fast cars hosted by monstergirls.

>Some say he outdrank an entire bar full of Oni, and wasn't even tipsy afterward.
>All we know is, he's called The Stig.

[Anonymous No.]

>I step away for a bit
>People talking abot chav cheshires

I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895206
I want a Chesire to put me in a collar and make me wan!

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of MGs would listen to Vaporwave

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any monster girls that can move normally while time is frozen/very slow?

This is incredibly important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895229
Dark Priests

Although they might be the one freezing time in the first place if they're not speeding it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895229
Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895229
Dormice.
They're so relaxed, that they even persuade the flow of time to take a break once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13891355
>yellow eyes
Uh oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895231
>>13895232
But can they move faster than the speed of light?

This is also very important for scientific reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895229
Well a Mindflayer could use her tentacles to fuck up your mind's perception of time, something of which is scientifically proven can happen.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an alp to tell me she never asked for this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895143

The idea of a Clarkson MG terrifies me. Largely screams about girth, racist jokes, and slapping a kikimora for failing to provide a warm meal at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make my Kiki wear one of these!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895251
Then you dick her right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895239
Speaking of dormice, is their 'rape me' thing a voluntary magic charm, or a passive effect of their demonic energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895275
If I remember right, I think it's passive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895263

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895315
oh my god boner control yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895315
Man, you work fast!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a retired adventurer at the age of 20 after braving the unsolvable maze of maragor!
the answer is paying a wurm to bust through all the walls and losing a leg to the boss.

I'd spend all my days teach kobols, werecats, succubi, and even humans how to be an adventurer at my orphanage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895323
Would you say "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I lost my leg at the knee"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895327
Yes, I also ruffle the hair of students who do well, along with giving them a sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

Question for thread, would you prefer to read mother + daughter bonding, or a romance story with possibly semi-frequent lewds? Answers not binding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895315
Mate, I love you. This is everything I was expecting and it's just as beautiful as I hoped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895336
Bonding is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895336
Trick question, both are complete shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895336
romance and lewds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895336
both is good to me i guess it depends on what kind of bonding we talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895336
¿Por què no las dos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895345
Maternal.

>>13895347
In english?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895336
Romance. Bonding can be nice, but not always. That said, why not both of them?

[Anonymous No.]

.>>13895336
Bonding

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895350
meh go with bonding

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895336
Mother-daughter bullshit.
Family always makes me feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895350
>In english?
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895342
What would you like to see instead, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895336
Romance and lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895340
>>13895343
>>13895347
>>13895351
>>13895354
>>13895356
>>13895359
>>13895360
>>13895363
Alright, pretty even then. This pleases me. I'll work on both.

[Anonymous No.]

So this.
Have this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895381

My little neet can't be this cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895381
I think you forgot the dark rings under her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895389
I'm not a drawfag, so I think this came out shitty.
Help me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895412
Kinda looks like a blush. Maybe not what you were after, but a happy accident.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a kobold trainer in MGC constantly having to stop them from humping my legs! I want werewolves to look on in disdain at the masters that haven't even properly taken control of hteir bitches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895381
>that exposed ass

It's just a monster girl wearing a snake costume. I know em when I see em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13893760
Heh, now we need Shia's one for maymays to flow

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons.

Remember to teach your kobolds the right way to put out fires, don't need smokey to come by because we burned down the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895418
Yeah, somebody else might want to do this for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a Hellhound to rub my shoulders and pull me away from the keyboard and under the covers for a long cuddle session.
I've been prewriting a bunch of crap because I took the "Short Spammy Posts" thing to heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895439
Don't worry, I have a well behaved group of black kobolds just smiling a storm up over here. They're a bit big for kobolds though. And they look hungry. Hope I have enough jerky treats for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, It's time for you to attend Monster Girl City High School!

>B-But Anon, I don't want to go to a high school with Monster Girls in it, they're all icky and lewd!

Too bad faggot, now pick 4 courses from the list below. Keeping track of the order you pick them in, this will be important.

-English
-Mathematics
-Physics
-Chemistry
-Biology
-Physical Education
-Art
-Drama
-Social Studies/History/Humanities
-Business Studies
-Shop Class
-Psychology

You also have to attend Sexual Education, which is a compulsory course for all students.

You should now have a total of 5 classes to attend. Now click http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono until you have 5 Monster Girls.

The first 4 are the teachers for the 4 subjects you chose respectively. For example, the 2nd Monster Girl you rolled will be teaching your 2nd class. The final, fifth Monster Girl will be teaching you Sexual Education and believes in 'Learning by doing'.

So, how's your first year looking?

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>>13895466
>Dryad Biology Teacher
>Scylla Chemistry Teacher
>Dormouse Shop Class Teacher
>Shoggoth Business Studies teacher
>Kappa sex education teacher
Dryad teach better help me with my godawful allergies
Man Scylla has a way around test tubes
How the fuck is Dormouse still alive
Shoggoth is going to hate me because I can't multitask nearly as well as her
I hope Kappa isn't going to try to fist my butt, I don't want to alp in my first year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895466
>tfw I was a freshman 15 years ago
Jesus Christ just put me in a retirement home already.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there was such as thing as a fluffy Wurm, so I could touch fluffy Wurm tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895466
>Kobold English Teacher.
Well she seem nice. I'm sure we'll get along.

>Blue Oni Physical Education teacher
Could be better, could be worse.

>Elf Shop Class
Time to learn how to make bows and arrows I guess.

>Youko Social Studies teacher
Okay then. Could be worse.

>Dark Priest Sex Ed teacher
Oh god, she's gonna turn the class into an orgy.
The class rep is shooting me looks, send help.

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>>13895466
>Chemistry: Large mouse
>Biology: Ant Arachne
>History: Will-O-the-Wisp
>Psychology: Gandharva
>Sex Ed: Merrow
Well, history should be interesting, since she may well have been alive for some of the events. Psych might be cool too. I'm not too fond of the Merrows teaching style though, so I may get a note from a doctor or something.

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>>13895466

-Girtabilu teaching Shop
-Hobgoblin teaching Psychology
-Alp teaching Physics
-Will o' The Wisp teaching Biology
-Sex Ed w' Kappa.

>>13895479
Looks like you and I are in the same class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895485
>tfw 10 year highschool reunion was recent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895466
Well, I broke my ambition being too ambitious in real high school, so I guess I'll be a lazy ass.
>Art with Blue Oni
Well, seems like this'll be interesting. She might show up drunk half the time too.
>PE with Slime
I don't know how this will work, but I imagine that we'll just get to fuck around a lot.
>Psychology with Leanan Sidhe
Why isn't she the art teacher? Well, maybe she can help me make my art projects more likely to get high marks.
>History with Undine
Well, I'm going to be learning a LOT about naval battles then. I swear, if she doesn't stop getting horny seeing those artillery shells plow into the sea we'll never stop watching WW2 sea battle documentaries.
>Sex ed with Ignis
So, a literally smoking hot woman wants to fuck me? Well, I don't see a reason not to!

First year is looking great. How hard is it to make an Ignis pregnant though? I doubt she's going to teach me much about birth control.

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>>13895494
Sorry friend, but when she asks for volunteers it's going to be every man for himself.

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>>13895466
English: Jinko
"Today we ofs learning on how to speak good english, yes?"

History:Scylla
She'll spend a lot of time talking about how great seafaring cultures were

Psychology: Lesser Succubus
We would learn all about sex and desire

Biology:Zombie
"You kids want to see a real beating heart?"

Sex Ed:Hobgoblin
Eh.

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>>13895508
That Jinko is single, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895466
>Math, because I'm good at math
>Physics, because I'm good at physics
>Social Studies, so I can learn more about people's shit
>P.E.
>Sex Ed

So:
>Khepri Math teacher
>Medusa Physics teacher
>Nightmare SS teacher
>Amazoness P.E. teacher Shit.
>Wight Sex Ed teacher
Hoo, boy.

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>>13895500
>Blue Oni Art Teacher
>Always shows up drunk, swirling wine in a large glass.
>Barely even teaches you, just rants on about how art critics are bitches and bastards while getting more and more drunk.

O-Oh dear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895511
You are going to get FIT son!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895466
>Succubus English Teacher
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN4UvXwxK3w
HELP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895513
>>13895500
>Blue Oni
>The smarter cousin of the Red Oni
>Not using wine as her paint as she makes the most astounding watercolor art
>"This! Children! Is Art!"
Please.

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>>13895510
She immigrated into the country for completely legitimate reasons and hasn't had the time to look for a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895525
I would be nervous about the giant Siberian Tiger pacing around the classroom and making sure we're on the right page of the novel we're studying.

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>>13895527
She might look big and scary, but's she's upset because all of her students are afraid of her.

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>>13895527
You mean nervous as in aroused, right? Would you be man enough to go to her for help after school and discover her inner kitten through poetry?

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>>13895531
I'm sorry that she's upset, but I reserve the right to be terrified of the giant Tiger Woman with sharp claws and super strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895539
As well as soft fur, strong muscles, and a sizable chest for clinging good boys to.

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>>13895547
I want to be teacher's pet, but I don't like poetry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895553
Not a problem, I'm sure she'll help you with your grades if you help her out like a good teacher's pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895547
I want to massage Ms. Jinko's shoulders after a hard day of teaching my fellow students!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13892429
I know this art style. But from where?

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>>13895466
>Math: Merrow
>Physics: Scylla
>History:Amazon
>Psychology: Living Doll
>Sex Ed: Jinko
I'll ditch every subject that is not named "Sex Education".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895602
>The whole class has to watch you have sex with a jinko for two hours each day if they want class credit

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>>13892650
>>13892660
>Rich Sahuagin
Kuu-ness seems like it'd minimize bitchiness, which is nice.

>Cheshire Car Owner
Well...hopefully her musical tastes and van decorations don't drive us up the wall?

>Chimaera Mechanic
I wonder how many of her personalities are competent at her trade...depending on that variable, I think all will work out for the best.

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>>13893443
I'll admit, I adore KC's default, loli, DFC'd Dark Angel with short hair.

But that slightly more mature one with the lovely long locks right there? Quite nice.

Also that cow is a lewd bitch, just look at her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895634
And yet she might just be the most tame one. I mean, that snake is literally inside of his pants before he can even finish introducing himself.

[Anonymous No.]

I need art of a monster girl wearing an egg vibrator as a necklace and I need it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895658
Seems like something a march hare might do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895658
How'd you like that episode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895676
Her tits stole the show. The pocket pussy instructions at the end were great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895689
>mfw this entire episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>13895693
I want to irrumate a granny voice loli so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Which kung fu dojo would be the worst to clean up? The drunken oni school, where wine bottles and trash get scattered daily among other things? The mantis school that requires lots of sewing to patch up uniforms? Sumo dojo, where sweat coats the rings hourly? Or the claw style, where cats and jinko nap everywhere and get in your way?

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>>13894193
>Hence why your parents took up the arranged marriage, so she could take you off their hands.
I got a werecat. I guess its better than some asshole parents who'd let a stranger take tiehr own child 'off their hands', so sure.

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I want to flood a nerdy Crow Harpy's tight cloaca with my cum.