Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Caged Fury Edition
Cow Wranglers Edition
Stockholm Syndrome Edition
The Thread of Arachnotaur the Benevolent and Fluffy

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954600
FUCKKKKK YOUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954559
AND THE MORE POWERFUL THE MONSTER THE HARDER IT IS FOR HER TO GET PREGNANT

>>13954561
Get ready to develop cowboy legs from all the cow wrangling you'll be doing for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954600
I offer you salvation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954600
Thread's over before it began. This is why I'm really hoping less' stalker is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954600
Monstergirl Onaholes when?
For that matter Virtual reality Monstergirls with usb self pumping onaholes when?
I want to experience a monstergirl raping me in VR.
Or tender loving sex. I'm down for either.

Posting this again since it seems I posted it in the last seconds of the last thread.
For that matter, holy shit OP you madman, you actually did it.
Please let's not have any drama.

[Anonymous No.]

Giant

Sexy

Lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954602
That was close! I went into panic mode when I realized old threads were being bumped to the top.

[Anonymous No.]

Five for Pharoah a best.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I report this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954612
Titanoboa Lamia when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954606
Gods, I want to rape that haughty-looking thing so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954600
mfw im working on it
http://puu dot sh/jFqjj/9a6c977562.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954613
Getting caught was part of my plan, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954604
Potion of Invincible Pelvis + Potion of Enhanced Potency +5 + Potion of Stamina +10 + Potion of Testicular Fortitude +10 = Easy Ushi-Oni impregnation.
I still have to impregnate her a hundred times, but eh.

[Anonymous No.]

Take this, it'll save the thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954600
>NSFW OP image
Come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954600
>>13954611

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954600
I wonder how an Ushi-Oni would be able to tie herself up with her web like that.
I mean, if Rachnee can do it, surely she can too, but...

I find it absurd that people are getting mad over a drawing like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954593

Try giving them to a Wurm and see how she manages to destroy them in seconds because they can't even fit them in their claws.

Only good for making lamia tengas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954632
Rachne today. Prepare thyselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954627
You always want me to take this. Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954600
Seriously? Give us some rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954612
Now this is ridiculous.
Hanging a daki of Miia up for an event like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954636
Because you must take it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954615
>>13954611
>Monstergirl Onaholes when
But we already have fairies, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954632
Rachnee breast teasing TOMORROW.
I can't wait for the uncensored release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954632
I want to date a Kejourou who is in to self-bondage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954628
>NSFW

No tits or pussy, the fuck you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954632
I find it absurd people get mad over having Stockholm Syndrome with cute but monstrous murdering moeblobs.

It's like they've grown an inner instinct to protect their waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954641
But why must I take it? Last time it just stared at me blankly and skittered around my room before disappearing through a portal. It took my underwear, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954654
Damn, now I want that thing even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954651
Is this a new meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954659
Nothing new about it, ignore it. Never respond to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954632
More than the drawing, it's about the type of discussion that will encourage, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954659
Just some retard pushing it, like chubby alp senpai. Curiously he doesn't show up anymore..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954659
No, he's been trying to force it for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

These threads could use more shortstack monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954633
>She struggles to pull the fingercuffs off
>All she's doing is pulling back, and it's not coming off
>You laugh, telling her it's useless, for the two of you have now become one, forever
>Until you realize you made one minor miscalculation
>She coils her tail around you, and looks you eye to eye
>"Take these damn things off. Now."
>You don't comply until she very slightly tightens her tail muscles around you
>At which point, you reluctantly oblige her, trying to detach the ten fingercuffs as best as you can
>Buzzkill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954642
No, but I mean actual KC endorsed monstergirl Onaholes.
Really, monstergirl sex toys in general.
>Cheshire Cat grab-bag onaholes that are all different inside.
>Fuckable Holstaurus breast toys
>Hydraulic Manticore Tailpussy Onaholes, kinda like the Autoblow.
>Sex toys for all sorts of monstergirls.
>All with USB and VR support.
>They all come with a program that lets you virtually fuck a monstergirl.
I would actually pay money for that.
We need more monstergirl porn from japan. Succubi and elves git a little play in hentai but I'd like to see an actual series of MGE OVA. One for just about every monstergirl.
But who would animate it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954665
>>13954668
>>13954669
I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954669
>I'm trying to force it
I'm the only one posting it and haven't posted it in months.

Truly salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954658
No you don't. Next day I woke up with a Jabberwock in my bed trying to molest me. My harem was not pleased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954683
Sure thing m8

[Anonymous No.]

"Hey Anon! Did you know that men who go out with crow tengus are proven to be healthier and happier then if he dated a non-tengu? No, I am not making things up, it's true!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954667
But if we know it's just like two anons who can't contain their salt who are trying to engage in the conversation, then who really cares? We all know the answer to the question "Who's better, domfags, or subfags," it's "We all like women with snake bodies and bird wings anyway, so any further opinion on the matter is invalid."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954692
Crowching Tengu, Hidden Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954692
Did you know they also develop Stockholm Syndrome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954692
How the fuck does she even turn the page?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954678
What can ya do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954692
Well, if you say so..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954699
With her wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954700
Bastet a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954696
Well played.

[Anonymous No.]

MONSTER GIRLS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954710
That's not even Bastet. Also, is that supposed to be a catgirl? I've had that image in my Canid MG folder for some time now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954694
I don't know, I think they were more than two, and it did only have a few responses from the whole base that forms the thread.

I'm trying to be objective, since I'm a vanillafag and I don't really care; and I think I can understand a bit why some are mad. I mean, it's the most iconic monstergirl between femdomfags after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954692
But that's not true, men who date Holstaurs are the healthiest of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954721
Does Grimagia ship soon?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much like Yu-Gi-Oh can we expect to see out of this thing here.

[Anonymous No.]

WHOMSOEVER DISCOVERETH WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH MAY PARTAKE OF THIS HERE BOOTY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954692
That's interesting. Did YOU know that crow tengus have a higher chance of pregnancy than other harpy species? Because I want to find out of this is true after dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954724
>That's not even Bastet

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45699522

I could've been fooled by the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954737
Cinnamon swirls in every bite. Now get over here and sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954737
Cinnamon mixes a sugary taste with spices, something traditionally used to make food taste better as a whole. The mixture of both the cinnamon tatse with the flakes as well the milk work very well together and create a tasty mixture that any kid may enjoy,

Now give me that damn ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954737
Sad thing is, I used to love Cinnamon Toast Cruch as a kid.
And now I'm not a kid anymore.
And I don't see why kids like it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954741
and then she dropped spaghetti harder than an Olive Garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954745
>>13954753
Now here's a troublesome twosome. How do you intend to share?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954763
I'll take the right ass cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954753
What happens if I put cayenne pepper in my cinnamon toast crunch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954763
I got here first. I win.
Sit on my fucking face, I need to be as close to that ass as physically possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954758
I thought I was the only one
Cinnamon toast crunch has some sort of black magic infused within that makes kids love the stuff but once you get older it's terrible

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder : Fox Women are best women!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954759
That won't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954758
This is actually pretty depressing, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954767
Try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954779
I only have cocoa puffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954775
They're pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

So how do cat girls play in the bedroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954784
That's actually better since too much spice can ruin something. Cocoa puffs have none, so it may work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954788
Usually hiding under the bed sniffing their secret catnip stash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954788
Nothing is impawsible with dank kitty kush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954788
Wait until they get into heat and you'll find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954791
>too much spice can ruin something
He who controls, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954796
I meant more like during sexy times.

[Anonymous No.]

Just relax and give her the B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954806
As well as the D and the T and the H.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954808
T?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954808
H?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954775
I'm Ok with foxes, I want to tease them by nibbling their ears.

Bright, you need to get people who aren't children on this ship.

As far as I can tell 50% of your current staff probably shouldn't even be able to serve.
Chara, why are you trying to rape Judah in the bathroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954710
>>13954724
>>13954744
Why is /padg/ leaking in here all of a sudden?

Here, have MG Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954806
And the S

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954818
Average, did you miss the bit in where all those people died in the war against Zeon? There's a reason the staff consists of kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954788
>>13954801
Is there any recent green of Teacher Anon having to deal with his horny monster girl students?

[Anonymous No.]

>Bob wrote futa hellhound anally raping men and shoving long metal rods up their penis

Hello darkness my old friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954808
D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954827
Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954826
Nah, I think the author gave up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954814
>>13954815
The dick, the tongue, and the hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954832
Ahh, gotcha. And B is of course for brush, and C is for cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954827
Literally no-one cares about what that shitlord writes.
I'd honestly rather pretend he doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954832
Anon that's lewd
We don't condone that type of behaviour here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954827
Congrats Bob, my pal! Why don't you toss a link so we can all enjoy it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954827
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954824
No, I remember it, I just wonder why he's actively giving people away at this point.

He gave that secretary away and now they've got Chara doing slave labor, not to mention that the AEUG deems it necessary to send him a new gundam (made of three ships no less) but no one to pilot it.

Then again, this whole episode has been filled with sound effects fit for Scooby Doo and our villians keep forgetting to close their visors before going out into space so maybe I'm just being a bit too harsh.



>>13954826
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a favorite monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954839
I'll use all of them to make her happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954845
>but no one to pilot it
He has a good track record of managing with that, doesn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954827
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954845
Oh boy, wait until they go to Space China

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954843
Poor faggot wants to advertise, he did post the same last thread before it died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954838
>Literally no-one cares about what that shitlord writes.
Check your fetish privilege shitlord, I happen to sexually identify as futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954849
Has she been ruined by the threads already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954859
Almost instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954849
Mine is a bazillion times better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954857
Hermaphrodites aren't monstergirls. Just sayin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954856

If that's the case we'll see TFT shilling and similar astroturfing very shortly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954864
My monstergirl can beat up your monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954863
Who is she

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954827
Thats nice anon, now can you shill something that wasnt shat out by some hack whose most notable work needed a rewrite to get the bad taste out of peoples' mouths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954864
Your favorite monstergirl is shit, only plebians with no taste could like her. Now, my favorite monstergirl, on the other hand, is sublime and is for people with patrician tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954867
There is literally nothing wrong wih TFT and this thread only hates it because it by instinct hates everything monster girl related, including itself while simultaneously claiming itself to be superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954851
I guess, he hasn't slapped anyone yet so I guess I can't expect competency until then.

Although I wouldn't doubt if he put the really young girl/guy in it at this point.

>>13954854

Anon, saying Space China just makes me think of Sai Saici and the colony from Wing.

Both of them tried to kill themselves and one succeeded.

>>13954869
Oh yeah? Well mine's better at hand holding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954869
Oh yeah? My waifu can Dempsey Roll better than yours. She can beat up your waifu real good.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get in a massive argument with a Succubus over something stupid only to make the mistake telling her to blow me while throwing up the middle finger.
I want her to oblige and then hatefuck me for hours until we can't even remember what we were arguing about.
And then we just decide to keep fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954875
You wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954878
More like dumpster roll, because that's where she belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954876
Hey, at least none of his pilots are as young as the MC from Victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954882
Nuh-uh.
Your waifu's a bitch, and I bet you like Pepsi, chode.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls can't get you if you throw the bed-sheets over your head and you pray to your god and savior the Chief God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954887
WRONG loser, I hate soda

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954878
Is this a new meme????

Which one of the two is capable of binding you with Stockholm Syndrome the most?

This will settle the argument, for great justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954883
True, but he also had to deal with Katz so I think he wins on that account.

>>13954887
A&W Root Beer a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954870
Does it even matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954883
I hated Uso Ewin.
I also hated Katejina.
To be honest, nothing from Victory appealed to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954888
>having TWO meme waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954895
Nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight everyone. Remember to keep your waifus warm and snug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954902
But anon, my waifu is the one who keeps me warm and snug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954900
Okay, maybe that.
But everything revolving around Katejina made me mad.
Even her eventual turning into a pitiful, blind, amnesiac beggar after all was said and done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954900
She's a great support pilot in SRW Alpha Gaiden.

her ship is at least.

>>13954902
Will do, even if she's taller than me and could easily make me the little spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954893
Just curiosity to know if she's the same species than mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954899
>Having two waifus period

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954902
Gonna make her wag her tail so hard.
Cuddles and headpats are great for keeping Hellhounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954911
>>13954912
I'm going to stop posting Gundam images after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954919
This girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954919
That's Ok.

I look forward to seeing her in V

Why is the ZZ comprised of three different ships?
Is it due to the fact that it's huge and doesn't easily fit in there?

I'm still wondering what the tactical advantage of this is supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954930
It makes it fuckhuge, that's why, and fuckhuge = cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954919
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954880
I want to run my fingers through a succubutt's hair while telling her she's a dirty, homewrecking whore. I want to light up with her and blow smoke in each other's faces. I want to put out my smoke on her neck while she takes a drag and lick the sear spot, then she'll put hits out on my side and begins jerking me off. I'll call her a worthless painslut while I begin to softly strangle her, feeling the veins in her neck pulse in my hands. Then she guides me inside and whispers she loves me as I begin to pound her without any care, putting all my weight behind each thrust, her leglocking me and bouncing with me, slamming her against the bed until I shoot and she blacks out. Then I cuddle her and hope she wakes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954925
Not him, but yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954930
>tactical advantage
Toys, my dear boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954915
>not being harem king

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954934
She was pregnant, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Lilim's so wonderful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954930
Double Zeta is fucking huge. Really really huge
But in case it wasn't big enough, the FAZZ was made

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954935
>hope she wakes up.
That went from kinky to extremely worrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954932
>>13954938

True, if mecha in general has taught me anything it's that bigger is better and this is ultimately to get me to buy toys.

40k works on the same rules.


As an aside, hello Puru, nice to see that you've decided to join us.

>>13954945
Power is sexy.
Even better when it has muscle.
I wish I had a muscle lilim.
Or a muscle oni.
Or a muscle anything really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954945
They just want to make everyone happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lilims
>Wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954953

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954945
Because they know what's best for human boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954947

It's like a full head and a half over the Zeta or something if I remember the Dynasty Warriors Gundam games correctly.

Still wonder why it just doesn't compact like the Psycho gundam could if space is an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954942
Pregnant slut then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954941
Harems a shit. Monogamy and bigamy a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954961
Because three jets beats a floating brick
Look into your heart, you know it to be true

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954957
>This series of images again

Can't you just link it and make some postmodern writing on it or something original? This is just lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954953
>>13954957
Fuck off you spamming shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954962
But there was nothing sexual about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954948
Come on anon, she's fine unless I say otherwise. You think I like the idea of cigarette scars on my woman? Mamono mana will make them go away. I was just shooting the shit, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954970
But then you have to combine all jets midflight instead of just unpacking the brick.

And the brick was handling itself pretty fine, just floating around and menacing the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954983
YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND COOLNESS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954966
>having a conservative libido
>not cumming in a different pussy at all hours of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954988
Hey, sometimes a man just wants to ignore all advances in aerodynamics and make a brick fly.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to annoy that asshole down the street by convincing an alp to sit on him while he's asleep and eat cookies in his bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954995
Too bad it's super slow due to its weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954913
Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954994
>Not getting dommed by four women at once.
Get with the times old chap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954994
>Being a manwhore who'd give a prick for any and all reasons

You loose man skank. This is the prime example of degeneracy affecting the purity of men in our mamano society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955000
That's why you have regular, non-transforming jets.

The jets shoot things and the giant brick just flys over crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954930
>>13954932
>>13954938
>>13954947
>>13954961
>>13954970
>>13954983
>>13954988
>>13954995
>>13955000
Jesus christ.

What the fuck does that even have to do with MGs?

Fuck off to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your will never give your daughters a ridiculously manly name after she unexpectedly goes into labor in the middle ifvthe highway and a burly truck driver helps her deliver your daughteru
>You will never tease her relentlessly about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954999
I want an Alp to annoy me by sitting on me while I'm asleep and eat cookies in my bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955011
IT'S A WURMDAM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955011
Alternatively /m/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955011
>no fun allowed
>muh posting standards
>>13955016
How can she annoy you if you're asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955005
>dommed
>harem

I don't think that's how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955011
While normally I might agree with chastising off-topic discussion in the thread, you got to remember we're coming up on the dead hours where usually there's 3-5 minutes between posts. It's not like they're interrupting a ton of "real" on-topic conversation at this time of day/night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955028
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955022
No, because I very much doubt the fags that came from /a/ MG threads themselves even went to /m/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955009
Zeta > ZZ By both a design standard and a tactical standard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955016
Well then I want to get an alp that's annoying and eats in bed and tell all my neighbors that I have that alp and they don't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955008
Men can't be skanks.

>purity

Are you a unicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955032
that and we get delicious NOT Zetas in Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955029
>>13955017
>that's a reason to speak about Gundam
This is the one and only time where I'd love to have a facepalm or head slamming into wall image related to MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955037
Exactly. Finally someone who understands that the Zeta is canon the best design since they made the NotZeta's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955030
Because then you'd be theirs, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955041
Well the thing is anon, nobody gives a fuck about you and your bitching, whereas Gundam is fun. You might want to give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955036
Whatever you say, slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955045
Oh. I'm okay with this. I'm a total sub anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955041
Everybody's worn out from the last 4 hours of whatever we were talking about.
It's fine if we talk about other stuff for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955041
C'mon, anon, don't be so autistic. I don't even like Gundam, but even I concede the fact that:

1) /mgt/ came from /a/ originally, which is probably reason enough for /mgt/ folks to enjoy anime, etc
2) people talk about what they want to talk about. they're not forcing you to talk about gundams, so you shouldn't force them to talk about what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna break my hand trying to spank my wurm daughter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955046
If you don't want to talk about monstergirls why the fuck are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954999
How are you going to convince that alp though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955035
Joke's on you, you'd still be left with an annoying Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955054

Or, crazy fucking thought, we don't just use this space as a glorified chat room to spew whatever random drivel comes to mind. This isn't /ksg/ or MonMusume threads on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955052
I don't have to take this from a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright Anons, time for me to hit it.
Good night and don't burn down the thread, if you do then the tanuki's will jack up our insurance.
You don't us to have to sell someone off in repayment do you?

Will probably post 1/2 of necromancer tomorrow.
That or just save it and release it all tomorrow evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955062
You didn't give up, did you? You should have. There's no way for you to win this. All you can do is shit up the thread by arguing. But I won't argue with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955069
So what did you have for dinner anon? I had some nachos and salsa, followed by brownies. It was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955071
>more necromancer
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955071
Gimme, gimme!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955062
>if you don't want to drive every day, why buy a car?
>if you don't to swim every day, why have a pool installed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955069
Okay, what did you want to discuss then?
How Egyptian girls are the best?
How Doppelgangers make for good actresses?
How that SerpenTeens thinkg is never getting written?
Tell us what you want to talk about and I'll join in, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955059
>shouldn't force them to talk about what you want

Did you miss your exit and think you're in /m/ or something?

>inb4 posting standards or some other shit

You know we have dedicated boards for topics right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955046
I don't give a fuck about myself either, just bring me the MG goods, stop talking about /a/nime that isn't Macross.

>>13955059
Just because you did it in /a/ doesn't mean you can do it in /jp/. Specially when it brings nothing in term of MG content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955083
Tomorrow/Today, it's half done like I said so it'll be a cliff hanger when I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955090
>muh posting standards
Waa-waa-waa! Cry some more! Here's another anime girl just to annoy you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955075
>all we can do is shit up the thread by talking about shit unrelated to the theme that has it's own board

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>psst hey you, lad
>I couldn't help but overhear you complaining of some monster girl not noticing you
>As you know it's my job to kill monster girls
>But I have a proposition for ye
>Go ask that monster girl for a walk
>I'll jump out and scare her
>You punch me, I go down
>She swoons
>You slip me a couple gold coins
>Everybody's happy
>So...will you take my offer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955096
One piece has some pretty good Monster Girls.

Monet is olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955102
Monet is a Harpy and a Yuki-Onna at the same time. Also dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955104
She's alive in my heart.

that scene when she's hugging luffy to death got me rock hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955096
>Anon uses divert attention!
>It wasn't very effective...

Too bad it's a cute monster girl anime girl and not an autistic debate about jets on a gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955100
>A couple gold coins
Do I look like the fucking emperor to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955084
Doesn't work when the name in the OP is monster girl thread, not giant robot thread, not toku, or whatever else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955099
Shocking truth, Anon. You're shitting up the thread right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955108
If I got art of a lamia piloting Cobra Gundam, would that at least make you satisfied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955108
I gave you a chance to stop flinging shit but you didn't take it. Guess you never cared about the quality of the thread in the first place, only about yourself. I'm going to stop now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955119
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955089
>>13955090

Where have you guys been? Just before this there was a huge debate on human nature and power dynamics (including Hobbes and human existence), then on subs versus doms, space suit design and feasibility using contemporary materials -- and that's only the last six hours.

point is, let's not pretend this is a place of highly rigid, on-topic discussion only. we go off-topic all the time. don't throw a fit just now because it's a topic that completely alienates you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955106
Fucking this. This is what scares me about some killer MGs, you want to give yourself to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955127
You sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955128
So it's Summer?

No wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955108
Are you the same guy that always throws a fit when Kamen Rider gets brought up
Oh, that brings me back. Good times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955100
>YFW he kills her for real and you for being a dirty monsterphile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955128
>Just before this there was a huge debate on human nature and power dynamics
To be honest I didn't pay much attention to those two armchair philosophers either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955129
But anon, Monet isn't all about killing people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955112
No, you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955139
You paid little enough attention where they continued to fight, and now when nobody's arguing, it's not okay to go off-topic anymore.
I would hope that's not how that played out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955135
>I have never been in these threads longer than two minutes
Going off topic isn't some blue moon event

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955140
She is a spy and assassin though.

I wasn't talking about her specifically however.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the most moe spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955149
I feel ya.

They do have Monster in the name, so it comes with some occupational hazards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955149
>a spy and an assassin
Yes, and? Kunoichi are an entire species of them.
>>13955152
That's not a Jumping Spider in spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955152
Yeah. In the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955140
She's an ice cold bitch with a frozen heart that would flash freeze you if she got the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955100
I want to write something about this, a paladin that helps monstergirls to get the boy they like without resorting to rape, like a matchmaker or some shit. His companion could be a mantis, yes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955152
>Ara-desu-wa concubine spider
Alright, alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955157
But she's hot and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955155
A kunoichi's life is about finding a husband to love and promoting man and monster relations . Monet is a hired killer who'dd freeze a village of innocent people if told to by her boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955152
No, this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955162
>four toes
>three toes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955167
>Toes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955167
I'm more disturbed by the fact half the people in that setting have giraffe DNA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955167
You're supposed to be looking at the chicken breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955144
I'm not one of the guys you were replying to. I don't care about gendumb discussions, but they have even less to do with the thread than those two guys who at least posted about something relevant to the topic/shitstorm going on at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955152
You need to do better if you want to generate interest in your Waifu. Hope you have extra underwear if you're the touchy type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955171
Uh-oh! Is that the sound of somebody UNDERESTIMATING THE DESTRUCTIVE POWER OF A GIRAFFE I hear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955169
Yes, toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955179
No, Anon. Not toes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955138
>>13955145
This is why you got kicked out of /a/ and this is why it went to shit.

Also, why in the WORLD are you trying to single me out of whatever other people you've encountered before, you frigging pedantic bastard?

Not everyone is going to be happy with a discussion about jets if they're not in any way related to MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955173
By that logic it sounds more okay to shitpost about monstergirls for hours than to have a small conversation about an anime for 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955180
Sure they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955176
The scary thing is that Kaku only had that fruit for a very short time before that fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955187
No, Anon. They're not toes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955185
We got kicked out of /a/ because of ONE autistic fucker.
Also the EMG threads have become threads about everything Monster Girl related again, they have Dr. Hitomi and shit in the same threads now.
>>13955190
Of course they're toes. What else could they be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955166
>>13955152
>spiders
>moe
>creatures that turn their prey into a shake
>skeevy little counts hiding in your shoe and under your desk, watching you
>long hairy legs, soulless eyes
>moe

NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955194
Talons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955194
And so I hope it stays.

DON'T FUCK IT UP NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955196
Monstergirls, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955186
Those two specifically weren't shitposting though, unless your definition of shitposting is having differing opinions. Also, it's not an either-or choice, neither shitposting nor blatant off topic conversations should be "okay."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955196
>hiding in your shoe and under your desk, watching you
Loli arachnes doing this pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955194
>one autistic fucker
Wrong
>The /a/ threads have everything MG related again
Bullshit, only manga and anime stuff is allowed, we couldn't go there if we wanted to. And who does? /a/ is a shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is shit!
Mods pls delete

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955198
You're so silly. A talon consists of several toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955194
>>13955206
>>13955211
Guys please, enough already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955211
Dude, why are you trying to drum up arguments here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955204
They're still spiders and they shall get the flammen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955216
To think it all started because one person decided to throw a fit and start shit for no raisin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955152
Milf spiders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955217
I'm not, its just that he's wrong or lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955219
No, it started when he told you to cut it out and you went defensive about it like there's some ancient forgotten rule that doesn't exist anymore to excuse it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955218
Oh, you are the edgy guy. Go to bed already, your waifu is wating for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955226
Seriously dude, nobody cares. You're wasting energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955166
I want to fondle that fur on her prosoma and comment on how splendid it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955226
>>13955228
No more fighting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955220
[Ufufu Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955220
das a big butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955220
"Ara, you're clinging to my carapace just like a baby!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955220

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955227
At least don't use buzzwords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955228
>no one cares
>thread turns to shit during the time these fuckers start posting about aerofuel, jets and Gundams
It's like there's a connection or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955233
>You're walking down the street when this Arachne turns the corner and knocks you over with her FAT ABDOMEN
>What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955246
Rob her.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I be a milkman if I only have minotaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955252
You'd have to vigorously train all of their bodies to lactate like holstaurs since they can't do that on their own!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955243
My little anon can't possibly be this retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955252
Have fun trying to milk a Mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955240
But edgy-kun, you are not better with your flamethrower meme!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955243
>thread turns to shit during the time these fuckers start posting about aerofuel, jets and Gundams
>there's a connection
It technically started after we discussed it, and then >>13955011, followed by yelling.
Usually, when SEED was brought up some weeks back, nobody minded, and nobody was arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Jekyll/Hyde Monster Girl be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955268
You want me to use guns instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955265
My little anon can't possibly be this taunted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955274
My waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955252
You'd have to cater to a niche market of milk drinkers who want their preferred beverage to make them uncomfortably energetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955267
>Asterio
Yes, I will indeed have a lot of fun milking that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955273
What does that have to do with the arguments from like 6 hours ago.

I wasn't even there to see your stupid posts at the time, I just looked up all the drama a few minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955278
You want to be lethal? Then use hugs and kisses, followed by handholding. Bow that's lethal.

[Anonymous No.]

Holsts, Kesarans and Weresheep are what these threads deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955294
I could really go for a Weresheep right about now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955294
No, Alps and Amazons! Get it right!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955297
I like both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955287
My point is, we've had discussions like this off-hand before, and it wasn't during any shitposting.
The same people who ran out of stuff to talk about with MGs and instead talk about Gundam during the quiet hours aren't the same as the people who run out of stuff to talk about and instead shitpost about, say, futa etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955290
But I don't want them to think I like them and monstergirls have a problem comprehending the word no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955300
Damn Jackie, you so old.
>>13955305
Stop talking to him, he hates everything nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955220
>C-c-could i r-ride you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955300
>You will never be as cool as Jackie Chan
It hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955059
>>13955090
>>13955059
>>13955194
>>13955211
You could say...it's Sockholm Syndrome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955297
To hell with you, how are Anons supposed to improve if they only get a stick and never a carrot? No one can stay mad while fondling Holst boobs. Kesarans are happiness cocaine, and Weresheep? Can't fight if you're asleep. You'd suck as a teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955305
No.

This also happened during the time everyone else was arguing about femdomfaggotry and maledomfaggotry.

Don't fucking bullshit us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955312
>You will never live up to Jackie Chan's expectations of you
I can deal with my mother calling me lazy, but seeing Jackie Chan tell me that he's proud of me for doing my best while I'm just sitting here masturbating and shitposting makes me feel really bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955238
A real spider cow.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to taunt a minotaur like this and see what happens! I hope its rape.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S9wZJk_jOE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955294
Jokes on you I fucking love Holstaurs and Weresheep.
>>13955297
I like Amazons too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955320
>You could say...it's Sockholm Syndrome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGYyTw9RIa8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955300
I organized my stuff, spent time with my mom, and finalized some steps for going back to school. I will do my best Jackie. I promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955337
Not funny.
>>13955334
What the hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955337
Is this the thread theme?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl pirates!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTaGVnWuTGk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955326
Looked through three different threads wherein "Kira" was mentioned. I don't see any arguing within an hour either way, anon.
I mean, I could be wrong, do you see anything I'm not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955294
Are we being rewarded for something?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955337
>>13955320
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955327
it's okay I know that even Mr. Rodgers is disappointed in the waste of humanity I've become

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955349
I want to take off a manticore privateer's tail during combat before burning her ship and dragging her before the crown to be executed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955349
>When you're a Monster Girl Pirate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955361
>You do what you want because a pirate if free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955337
How have Ushi-Onis been moefied when some are already that moe in the official material?

[Anonymous No.]

Open up anon! It's not laced with aphrodisiacs this time, I swear!
>>13955361
YOU'RE ALWAYS IN THE LAP OF LUXURY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955353
I'm talking about the god damn mess you guys made with the femdom and maledom BS and all the other amalgams you guys caused to yourselves.

Don't come here pretending those don't exist either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955360
But what if she says she says 'I left everything I own in one piece' and starts a new age of Monster Girl pirates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955369
YO-HO-HO! HE TOOK A BITE OF CUM-CUM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955364
It's just some guy shitposting pushing his dumb meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955372
>He
Is the MC named Monkey D. Alpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955375
What does that have to do with his question? Wtf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955367
I don't know what you're referring to.
I was talking about gundam shit.
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955378
No, the MC is a cursed boy who, after eating the wrong piece of fruit has become what all MGs dream of: a man with hyperspermia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955364
>official material

One picture of an ushi learning to cook doesn't remove what they are.

>inb4 generalizations
>everyone on zipangu, a monster state, steers the fuck clear

I don't think so Hanbei.They've been made moe by the thread anyhow, not MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955380
>his
>Wtf
Dohohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955380
Y'know, we're all big boys here. You can say fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955385
No anon! That's what he wants!

[Anonymous No.]

Hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955383
>Cursed boy
>Boy
>A shota with hyperspermia running around in a world of MG
Good god this is going to be fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955400
Get that shit outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955372
>fighting by shooting cum at everyone

No one will beat this man because no one will fight him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955365
I would pamper that elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955402
Also he has a bearmode grandpa who is a high-ranking paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955400
Hey there, how ya doin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955403
Just report him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955385
>They've been made moe by the thread anyhow, not MGE.
Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955385
It's alright, anon, even if there are no true Scotsmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955410
KC is a fucking genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955385
>They've been made moe by the thread anyhow, not MGE.
>dissing on MGE's masterpieces

why is /mgt/ so bad today

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955410
>That image
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955415
At least, to have taken this...whatever this is, and turn it into a fuzzy tarantula girl, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955410
>>13955419
That's a face that says
>No bully, pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955416
*KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955400
I'd fuck the vampire talk she bleeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955422
Okay, I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955410
>>13955422
This reminds me of those Pokemon Gold Silver sprite comparisons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955420
A fuzzy tarantula girl with big ol' titties and a bitchin' chuuni scarf. Visually at least the ushi is really nice. Hell, all of KC's spiders are, and that says something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955422
It really just need some tears in the corners of it's eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955431
DON'T!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955432
All of his lamia girls are great, too.
There's not one of them that I don't like.
Okay, maybe Red Lamia,
Only because she has to traits to call her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955415
I wonder if he could make something of a penanggalan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955403
>>13955409
What is even the difference between talking about this and Gundam exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955440
Is that the floating head with the exposed organs and stuff? Too guro like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955446
>still trying to start shit
I will never learn, will I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955450
Cute.

Post more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955449
Replace the organs with a body made of tentacles and maybe you could avoid Guro.
Like a Dullahan without a body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954600
Oh, OP was deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955453
Don't have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955458
Then why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955456
By OP? There has nothing explicitl or nudity in that image

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955459
That doesn't make any sense. I did have this though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955416
You haven't been around just half a year ago, when we didn't get a thread without at least one "MGE a shit", have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955463
It does.

Why did you lie about not having more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955436

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955456
Yeah, I was waiting until the thread reached the bump limit to bring that up.
>>13955461
No, by a janitor I'm guessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955461
Janet maybe. For the shitposting maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955466
No it doesn't. And I didn't lie, I was misinformed. Now I'm all out though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955465
>he thinks I haven't
anon please...this is just deprobable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955467
Don't wake up /vp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955472
What kind of bullshit assumption based on nothing at all is that? If I ask for more, I obviously am asking for more mermaid monster girls.

Also, nice shit anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955479
>Then why are you here?
That part still makes no sense. And if you want Mermaids instead of Mermaids getting baited, I can help with that.
>spoiler
On second thought I think I'll stop talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955446
Care to give me one, someone?

[Anonymous No.]

Could somebody post the dense hero screencap? where he meets a lilim, the demon lord and the dense previous hero? I've lost mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955484
Nice bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955486
Boop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955467
This shouldn't have made me laugh.

Speaking of the point though, it's mainly about Japanese traditional art style. You can bet that thing's expression was intended to show just how fucking terrifying it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955482
What kind of misinterpretation of a simple request is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955490
Thanks anon, I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955489
Thanks, do give me one though.

I'd like to hear what kind of stupid reason that has nothing to do with anything you give me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955501
You posted an image, and it is an eyesore. That's the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955505
That wasn't me BTW.

Nice reason, though it has nothing to do with me, give me a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955505
Be careful not to respond to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955400
a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>No Barometz Waifu who can change her flavor at will for when you get some serious sweet tooth

Another night I go to bed, unfullfilled.

[Anonymous No.]

So, dumb strawpoll incoming.
http://strawpoll.me/5245951

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955523
Soldier beetle preparing for war

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955523
Didn't quite like any, to be honest. I'd vote this >>13955529

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955507
The proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955523
This >>13955529. Alternatively, the Jinko one.

[Anonymous No.]

KRAKEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955523
Aspara Capoiera sounds neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955556
>legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955556
>legs
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955556
>you will never have anal sex with a Kraken
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955562
Perchance to dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955565
It's not the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955562
Because she's trying to grab your prize. She works for the mercenary. The masked man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955300
>I didn't actually do my best today.
Please forgive me for being such a piece of shit, Jackie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955559
>>13955560
Come on, Ursula just wants to be a part of your world. Don't be like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955569
>The masked man
>not The mosquito man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955300
But I already did nine hours of work today Jackie, I don't have the energy to write. Even if it's about cute puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954902
Having waifus is an /a/ habit.

Go back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955300
>I said I was going to write something today
Oh well. I guess I can work on it tomorrow.
It's fine if I take a day to rest, it doesn't matter.
None of this matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955594
Please, where do you think we are? There are several people here who have full blown serious waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955599
It's okay man, I don't write anything either. Not anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955599
Reminder that Carl fucked a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955603
Certainly not /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955603
>>13955615
Be careful not to fall for any suspicious posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955618
Yeah I won't.

He needs to go back to /a/ first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955603
Since when am I Hitler?

No, really, what is up with that purple guy? It boggles my mind every time. Fucking "Harvey".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955620
>TFW we'll get more FNaF/MGE crossover art
>The Purple Guy will NTR even more of us from Monster Girls
damn son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955625
My mice are safe, right? None of those stupid FNaF games have a mouse in it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955625
>The Purple Guy will NTR even more of us from Monster Girls
That's not how it works. Please contain your shameful fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955625
>>The Purple Guy will NTR even more of us from Monster Girls

that's not how it works u lil shit, please contain your cuckposting.

[Anonymous No.]

TFW only member of a family of potentially second best MGs at minimal.

When will she ever find new friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955625
>>13955632
>>13955638
I'm pretty sure Purple Guy, Harvey, whatever's, waifu really is just an Anubis.
Why the fuck the OC he commissions fucking her is a glowy purple star man, I'll never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955649
Well then that Anubis is getting NTRed by the smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955643
But what kind of other MGs could be in the Doll family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955569
>>13955649
>glowy purple star man, I'll never know.
I just think he looks like MC Donalds' Purple nugget guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955643
What would getting slapped by one of these even feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955655
Isn't that Grover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955653
Well guess I'm wrong. Just thought, given the fact I've seen several other pieces of the same OC fucking an Anubis...

But then again, how many of us here are rampant mansults, after all?

>>13955655
Wonderman from the 2012 Avenger's Cartoon is the closest comparison I draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955654
Didn't they hint Automatons a while ago?

There's also a lot of other things they can do, like actual cursed dolls or even Dogus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955658
You mean the Grimace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955666
Oh yeah. Wait, then who is Grover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955649
Obviously the com. self-inserts with him, perhaps for his edgy-dark-psycho-that-no one-understands trope, or some crap like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955669
The blue guy from Sesame Street

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955664
Automatons are more into Golem territory, probably

[Anonymous No.]

Humies are stupid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955670
Well obviously it's a self-insert OC...

But I take issue with the rest of your description, given how goddamn happy the guy looks in every single image he's in, so...I mean, who wouldn't be, fucking an Anubis? But still.

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>>13955677
And you can't even fire that gun.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monster girls have the life expectancy that most animals do (which is short), or is it more that to humans?

http://www.passionforpets.com.au/pet-care/life-span-of-animal.aspx

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955675
I wouldn't say they can't be in the Doll family.

They would be multiapplication machines much similar to Living Doll, except a robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955682
MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8
Read the guides nigger.
>not all's MGE
Then wherever they come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955682
I would say it's average, but there are quite a few who blow the average out of the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955682
Generally MGs, as mythological entities, are depicted as having much larger lifespans compared to humans.

Then you've got the MGE, which on top of mythical-length lifespans, adds in the MAMONO MANA Immortal Fuck Engine.

I actually had an interesting thought regarding lifespans the other day. As humanity has grown, developed, and created a more hospitable environment, our lifespans have continued to grow long as well. While this is certainly due greatly to modern medicine, it also seems to be a general trend, and I ponder if it has an upward limit.

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>>13955685
>>13955675
>>13955664
Dolls are 'Tsukumogami' born from already humanoid inert objects animated by magic, accidental or not.
Golems are artificial automatons made using jewish magic, so they are closer to robots than living dolls are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955682
KC's have a natural lifespan that ranges from slightly longer than a human's to countless millennia. Not that it matters when MAMONO MANA ensures that even a Kobold or Holstaurus will live forever once their husband becomes an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955704
Pretty sure you meant demonic energy.

What if it's a robot powered up by demonic energy like Living Dolls?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Chesire who's catchphrase is "What could pawsibly go wrong?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955713
Feels like it'd get old if you spent more time than thirty minutes a week with her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to plough a Troll!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955749
I want to thump a bunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955654
>Dogus.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955712
>What if it's a robot powered up by demonic energy like Living Dolls?
I suppose it's still a golem? Or maybe not.

MGE Golems not only run on DE, but their AI is literally written in magical runes all across their body, rather than stored within electronic circuits like regular robots do.

Would an AI within a robot who runs on Demonic energy like a golem but has it's stored intelligence on an electronic matrix be affected by the Demonic Energy the engine releases?

Maybe the DE engine can be isolated from the rest of the body through magical wards or some other bullshit and you can build a robot that runs on DE but doesn't not run the risk of turning into a semen demon spontaneously.
Could the engine alone become a "tsukumogami" after 100 years of function and rip itself from the robot to go after men's dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955654
>But what kind of other MGs could be in the Doll family?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victorian_mourning_dolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955770
>spoiler
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, MG edition

[Anonymous No.]

Space Jinkos

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>>13955790
Aisha strongest there is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955793
Aisha so stronk it scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955793
>>13955794
Aisha a cheating whore who participated in a humans-only fighting tournament to help some faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955802
>cheating
Yes.
>whore
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

Red meat off the bone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955802
I mean, yeah, Aisha did flirt a bit in the hot spring episode but she's hardly a whore. She likes food more than men.

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would be a Capitalist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955811
Did you read my post? She cheated by becoming Firecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955813
Tanuki and Enterprise Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955813
An angry Texan Hellhound that is actually a shapeshifting lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955827
Reptilians are xenos, not MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955814
But Firecat is a human woman anon. Aisha just tagged in at the end of the fight when nobody was there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955832
So how come they never made season 2? It's not like it ended with Gene going bang.
No, wait. We're not allowed to talk about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955842
What more were they going to do with it?
They journeyed to the center of the universe to find the greatest treasure in existence that lied within.
Not much you can do after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955842
Because season two would have redone Gene's design, given him a different ship, no returning co-stars, entirely different plot. And that's stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955847
SoL hijinks, anon. The hotsprings episode was the best one.
>>13955850
What? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955813
Literally any monster girl can be a capitalist. What kind of stupid question is that?
I hate this fucking questions of 'WUT MONSTER GURL WOULD USE A PLANE?' 'WUT MUNSTERGURL WULD PREFER TO GO THE THE MOON?
Is this what monster girls are all for you? Fetish stereotypes for you to fantasize about putting your dick into them? Do you think all monster girls of the same species act the fucking same without fail, or that they are all of the same fucking color?

WHEN KC MAKE GIGANTIC SIBERIAN BEAR WOMAN WITH SUCH FERVENT DEVOTION TO MOTHERLAND AND IT'S PEOPLE THAT SHE WOULD BUILD SOVIET TIME MACHINE TO BE ABLE TO BEAR LENIN'S CHILDREN
THEN AND ONLY THEN YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO ASK WHAT MONSTER GIRL WOULD BE A CAPITALIST BECAUSE THERE'S ONE FOR SURE THAT WOULD NEVER BE A DISGUSTING CAPITALIST PIG

[Anonymous No.]

Playing Witcher games has taught me a very important lesson.
Succubi are actually pretty nice, pls no bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955856
Lenin a shit and has nothing to do with Motherland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955859
>sukumizu with cowtits
absolutely_disgusting.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955861
Russia sucks, go home.

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>>13955854
I'm not sure, but it was the anime director or writer's choice, and the execs didn't like the idea of such a different sequel.
And after the way it ended, splitting up the crew just seems pants on head retarded.

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>>13955842
You know what else will never be continued? Denpa Teki na Kanojo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955869
Guess it's better this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955869
>Spoiler
Yes. Not even pants on head retarded.
That would be Gone-Full-Goofy tier retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955866
Is this better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955856
>2015
>Not being a fat capitalist metaphorical pig
Commies go home

Better dead than red

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955879
That's not a Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955880
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955861
>>13955868
>>13955880
[Incoherent roaring in Russian]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955881
Okay, have this.

Wait, why is that captcha picture showing chocolate milk becoming clear water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955887
Yes, go be poorer than India somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955780
Yes please give me this, minus AM's creepy voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955897
That was the author voicing him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955880
Could use just a bit of work around the belly, but she's still a cutie. We could help each other with morning exercises!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955902
Her belly is just more to cuddle and hold though!

[Anonymous No.]

>So what's your favorite kind of stew, Mr. Tollman?
Uh-oh! You've been doing your new toll-collector job at the bridge for only half-an-hour since the day started, and now there's a Troll hitting on you! They just loooove men with jobs like that. What do?

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>>13955914
God only knows how the key fits the whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955922
I beg your pardon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955914
Ask the border guard to remove her if she doesn't comply willingly once I'm done going over her papers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955930
Your not on the border. It's just a bridge over a ravine, with a tollbooth. And her house happens to be under it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955914
I Banepost until she goes away.

>"Ms. Troll, I'm CIA."
>"Uh, you don't get to bring friends."
>"You're a Big Girl."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955914
Plough her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955914
>>13955936
>And her house happens to be under it.
Ask if she has any spare rooms, so I can get back and forth a lot easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955946
You know she's just going to take it as a marriage proposal.

And even if she doesn't, it'll happen sooner or later, living under the same roof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955936
She comes all the way from the bottom of the ravine just to flirt with the MARRIED toll-collector?
Poor girl must be lonely. Good thing she at least has that moss growing on her back to talk to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955922
It's "The gods only know how the key fits the hole". Get your facts straight, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955950
I'm aware. That's what I'm hoping for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955952
>MARRIED toll-collector
So what kind of lunches does Mrs. Tollman pack for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955957
Pictures of her breasts and her in lewd positions.

Which sucks because it's not edible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955959
Then why not tell the Troll what kind of stew you like and she could bring you some?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955952
>that moss growing on her back to talk to.
ALRIGHT GUYS
HEAR ME OUT FOR A SECOND

MOSS MONSTER GIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955930
What's the border guard?

Sounds like a better character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955963
Comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955963
>>13955967
It's already been done though. By Praxis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955972
Show me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955974
>>13955972
NO YOU FOOLS
DO NOT BRING THAT FILTH HERE AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955966
The guard who guards the border the tollman works on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955974
Well, since you asked so nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955978
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955980
That's not so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955980
Fucking hilarious. Oh man. That's pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955981
Are you a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

today TFT has more writefags than /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955988
Did they finally get Alp, too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955988
>People still pretending there's a divide
It's a place to post shit, nothing more.

Apparently, they're even planning to do something akin to the old update blogs...but given they'll probably only do it for stuff posted on their site, I doubt many here would care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955985
It even has it's own 'profile'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955981
The tollman is a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956014
>Wurm at a tollbooth
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956017
It's disguised as human too.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to remain calm when drunken centaurs abduct you during your wedding with your waifu and subject you to having your pelvis squashed by their delicious, fat hoers bottoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956026
With a fake mustache and everything? Clever girl. Good for snaring in unsuspecting men.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheers!

[Anonymous No.]

You need to get this excited kitten to bed, how do you tire her out or calm her down?
Hard mode: No dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956063
A flashlight. She'll chase the light and never catch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956063
Tickle until she's too tired to put up a fight and lay with her so she can sleep easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956063

Give her a nice bedtime story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmG0mgrkM8

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum in her eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956112
I want to love her tenderly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956112
>>13956120
I want her to schlick in the corner while I get mounted by Zombina and Doppel with Tio as the camerawoman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956112
Fujo zombie best MON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956151
But she might pair you up with Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956159
It's okay, I already fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956151
Man, he really does ruin everything he does. Well, at least I don't force myself to read it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the Jackie Chan greentext someone made roughly a year ago?
It's the one where he's in a shopping mall, fending off lusty monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956175
No, but I can recreate it for you.
>BAD DAY, BAD DAY, BAD DAY!
>I'msorryI'llbringthisbackthankyou!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956174
>he ruins everything
>KC ruins everything
I guess if we're to take both of those statements, I suppose one could say it really is hard to do monstergirls right.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956186
Nothing to see here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956186
Are you taking requests, or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956186
Chuuni Kunoichi vs a delinquent Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956182
I don't know, man. I'm largely fine with how KC does things, really. Or, at least, I would take his stuff over most others. The only thing I'd rather is my own setting in my head. The hard part, though, is making something that will appeal completely to a large group of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956186
Scopophobic Kunoichi, or >>13956204.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956186
Klutzy Mantis Wasp Girl with big boobs and thick glasses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956186
less I want to marry you!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be approached by the lewdest Lilim in the world, who promises that she'll do whatever I want with her, no matter how depraved! And that's when I tell her I want a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956247
And a large soda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956247
Would she remember the pickles?

[Anonymous No.]

say MGT...would you?
http://i.4cdn.org/d/1439807455831.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956186
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956265
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956265
Nothing makes me go flaccid faster in image captions than bad grammar and poor sentence flow.

But otherwise, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay. So I said a while back I'd get back to it, and finally I did
This'll be updated periodically, since a) I'm rewriting most of it and b) I'm still planning out most of it

Great Winged Sentai Vol. 1 [Incomplete]
http://pastebin.com/xieTzk3x

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956286
Great Winged Sentai? This sounds silly. Silliness has no place in a serious thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956288
I thought it was pretty witty
But it's too late to rename now and I need sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956288
go home then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956295
No sir. This is a serious thread on the serious internet, where nothing even remotely silly ever happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956286
Line three.
>There was a city one
Should be once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956300
Done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956302
Line 5
>or what was the center of the city
It sounds like it should be
>or what had been the center of the city

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956308
Done
I'll admit that I did this at probably the worst time since I was about to go to bed. I'll fix the rest in the morning
Eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956295
>>13956309
These harpies are all fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956309

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956330
Did that lamia kill the harpies' mother, then plan to eat the eggs, but stopped when they hatched into little harpy chicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956311
Well I don't know if I should post these things anyway, so here's this from line 7
> Where a helmet would cover the identity of the armour clad woman was instead the face of a Jinko whose green eyes tore through the wet brown hair which stuck to the sides of her face.
Should be, in my opinion
>Where a helmet should have covered the identity of the armor-clad woman was, instead, the face of a Jinko, whose green eyes tore through the wet brown hair that stuck to the sides of her face
Of course, since English isn't my first language, I could be just messing around for no reason here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956330

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956336
That's Echidna, you dumb-dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956204
>>13956208
>>13956228
These poor idiots...are why I still visit this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956347
What? You've got to be prepared at all times!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956340

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956348
Agreed, thanks to being prepared, igot my hellound in a labcoat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956359
Rape is not a science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956362
it is now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956359
But it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956368
To you maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956362
It's not rape it's the biological study of suprise reproduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956362
Rape isn't about why, it's about why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956376
Lich Johnson please.

[Anonymous No.]

Why cant i go fishing with a harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956027
But my waifu is a centaur with a fat horse bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>You've been trapped in the desert for 3 days straight now
>The trip was only supposed to take one day until your uninvited guest decided to attack you
>The battle was fierce but at least the giant beast is now all but blind thanks to well placed arrows
>Pity it took half your gear and the horse you were riding to distract it long enough
>Which has left you trapped atop a large rocky area that your pursuer seems incapable of penetrating
>There has been a couple caravans passing through, oddly unhindered by the beast, who have given you small survival supplies
>Each one stalked by the curious beast but left untouched
>The last caravanner said it was because it recognizes their chimes and bells and avoids them
>Yet when pressed to let you join them, he said the beast would attack them in order to get to you
>You've been in contact with the Church the entire time via the communication crystal and requested a ballista be prepped
>They questioned it and brought it to their superiors but it seems they have finally understood the situation you've been describing for 2 days straight and gave it the okay
>Now you've got a ballista aimed at nothing but air along with you on a boulder plateau
>Standing in front of it, you hop down toward the edge and start tapping the sand with your foot
>You can hear the beast stirring down below and quickly retreat back up to the ballista
>You start pelting large chunks of rock as best as you can to emulate running from the edge of the boulder sanctuary out into the sand
>Just as you throw about as far as you can, the beast strikes, launching high into the air mouth agape, right where the last rock was
>You slam the trigger on the ballista and it fires it's large deadly payload into the air
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCQHh9mv3u4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956397
Don't bully Sandworms, they're friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956362
>Rape is not a science

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956397
Alright...? It's shitty, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956405
But she never raped anyone!

[Anonymous No.]

Harpys are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956416
Her army did

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956418
Then why don't you go live in one of their Harpy villages?
>>13956421
And yet she'll die a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956422
Such is the fate of best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956418
I cant find any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956426
Being best girl in a shit series must be awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956428
was meant for >>13956422

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956389
For exactly the same reason that you can't be breastfed by a holst, go into space with an anubis, be given a blowjob by an akaname, hugged by a fluffy lamia, coveted by a dragon, cuddled by a hellhound, cared for by a kikimora, or bathe in a sliemgirl.

Because fuck you, this is the hand the world dealt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956429
It happens way too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956422
>>13956426
>>13956429

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956433
can i get a new hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956436
>Anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956434
Luckily for me, I don't need to worry about Esdese, I have superior Dakki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956439
No.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956418
Maybe not exactly the best, but they are certainly one of my favorites

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956449
I wonder why her left arm is eroding. Is it because of the dark power flowing through it?
Did she go full chuuni?

[Anonymous No.]

KC just retweeted some gif of a Valk looking girl getting her clothes torn apart, if anyone's interested. Looks like it's from something, but I don't recognize it offhand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956458
>captcha select food
>has picture of gold foot and fist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956441
What do you want, a webm of the manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956465
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956465
But there is no such scene in the manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956463
What a fatty. A fat, chuuni slob with no decency whatsoever.

I like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955868
No need to be so impolite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956486
There's no need to be polite with fucking ruskies. Literally the Evil Empire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956489
Someone has to take the Evil role.
And wasn't ISIS/Islam flavour of this decade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956498
Islam is distant and irrelevant to me. Russia is always near and always smelly.

[Anonymous No.]

Here we see an elf in her natural habitat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956459
You might want to provide a link anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956502
Why is it wearing a bikini and why does it have such clean hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956511
Her master must take good care of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956511
Because she likes how comfy they are and how they feel to wear, and because she washes it frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956504
https://twitter.com/akitaka99/status/632414170244251649

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956526
Senren Kagura?

Looks vaguely like it, though I don't remember any valkyries in any of the games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956502
Well meme'd

[Anonymous No.]

Does Beako count as a monster girl? She is at least part youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956547
Are those actual eyes, and a part of her body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956548
Well it's expression seems to change. so presumably.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be visited one night by a dullahan wanting to kill you
>you will never confess her your love at first sight, making her violently blush and drop her weapon
>you will never proceed to aggressively kiss her and undressing her while she is too staggered to react
>you will never force her head to watch you as you impregnate her own body in the missionary position
>you will never then force her to move into your house and live with you for the rest of your life
WHY EVEN LIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956548
Wait, its not there when shes wearing mizugi, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956186
That thing looks kinda cute when she's not being a gigantic slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>Let me make something clear to you, anon. The last three trips? They cost me over a hundred thousand. I swear to the Earth Mother, if this treasure is just another "the treasure was inside you all along"- scam, I'm going to sell you to Girtablilu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956569
A damn shame. I want to get into some detachable head hijinks with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956597
>The last three trips?
But you didn't even get dubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956610
This is why you keep bringing her these kinds of treasure maps, you dumb-dumb. She'd be better off hiring a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956597
>if this treasure is just another "the treasure was inside you all along"- scam, I'm going to sell you to Girtablilu.
Don't worry, this time the treasure is inside my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956624
Hey Goldmember~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956663
How's she get up there?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't bully mindflayers
>>13956636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab10tnP-mJs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956666
She used Vine Whip. Or Greensprout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956673
Makes sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't get any writing done, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

Hugging a tree and the tree hugs back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956713
Sounds like you're dealing with one of them Dryads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956712
Option 1: Write harder.

Option 2: Write something different. Either something else you've wanted to work on, or just a disposable writing exercise to get into the groove.

Option 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFtcLJVN8yg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956733
1. Teach me secret breathing technique, anon!
2. I'm trying.
3. No! Reading is for nerds! NEEERRDS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954645

And she ties herself up with her own hair.

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck are these threads dying so fast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956775
New 2hu got released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956775
This is the end~
My only friend, the end~

[Anonymous No.]

So would it be wrong to ask a vampire to drink not from my neck but from my finger or something maybe even wrist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956784
Dick is soft and has lots of veins. She can also drink white if she gets sick of red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956712
Just roll ideas around until you think of one that sounds like fun to write. If you don't actually want to write about something it'll probably suck anyways.

Brainstorm events and write out a basic outline.

Try writing about monsters who don't have a lot of fics about them. When was the last time we saw a fic about a Nureonago or a golem?

When all else fails, try writing about oppai lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956787
please don't tell vampires to bite dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955866
Gayyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955880
Too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955988
What's TFT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956826
I'd still impregnate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956831
Two Fat Tits

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The way I see it, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who have loaded guns... and those who do cunnilingus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956831
Transsexual Furry Traps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956397
More man vs monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956831
Touch Fluffy Tail.
It's a website for monstergirls, I believe it was made after the blogspot got nuked by Google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956853
Nah it already existed before blogspot got nuked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956846
>You will never arrive in a new land bristling with plenty
>You will never make contact with the local werewolf and baphomet tribes
>You will never hear from them the songs of their people
>You will never hear the voice of the mountain or paint with all the colors of the wind
>You will never accidentally the entire population by smallpox
>You will never vow to help repopulate the tribes personally

Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

ADVENTURE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956853
>implying
Nice try bob, but you'll only get newfags that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956860
I CONCUR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956845
Get the fuck off my turf.

Also this captcha eggs thing reminds me that egg prices suck dick because of fucking avian flu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956860
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956857
Oh, oops.
I think I just want the blogspot back.

>>13956861
I was wrong, not Bob.
Being wrong is temporary, but being Bob is forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956860
I'm game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956873
Post yfw you're not Anthony Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956597
By the end of the adventure the treasure will be inside of her, for sure.

The treasure is my cum.

I will creampie her in the seated hugging position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956860
Sure boss, let's roll. I just hope I don't end up being that one background character that gets killed to death by the enemy to show off their strength to the main characters and is left to rot forevr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956879
I may wake up every day, living without purpose, fearing that I'll die alone after a life of regret, going to bed every night wishing, every so often, that monstergirls were real.

But at least I don't wake up as Anthony Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956852
>there was once a man and monster.
>in it's stupidity, the man decided it could become equal to a monster
>so it started a fight
>it lost
>the end

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it that nearly ever demon realm food is described as sweet? Do sweet things have to do with sex in japan or is that just KC preference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956899
Girls like sweets. Especially Dark Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956898
Traitor pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956175
It was where an anon spotted a mysterious asian man being chased into the tables, rope and ladders factory by a gang of Ushis and Manticores, shouting that he didn't want any trouble. The next day police and medics brought out a small army of traumatised and wounded monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956899
KC needs to learn from redwall and use that as a standard for food

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956899
The associative tie is pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956898
>equal to a monster

What a fool, he should have aimed to surpass it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956891
The yeti wouldn't let you die, she'd hug your wounds all better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956873
>I think I just want the blogspot back

This. TFT's quality is all over the place. Some of their writers are good and others look like they've been plucked from the wiki's comment page. At least we don't have any god-awful writefags here. Even if their number is dwindling

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13956924
Arachnobutt

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956920

This makes me imagine a Yeti in a nurses get-up hugging a patient.
>"All better now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>Today we will finally get MON (and Rachnee for those into that sort of thing)

HYPE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956922

It's literally the end of summer where all the college and underage bant faggots go back to school. This is par for the course in terms of OC generation. It's also fucking obvious TFT shilling *again*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956933
>Meanwhile you're screaming for someone to remove your ruptured appendix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956930
I bet you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956936
Yes, hype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956941
Busty brown blonde monoeye. I think my penis is in love.

[Anonymous No.]

Suppose Im working on monster girl smut, is there an easy place i can go to see adjectives used in sex scenes so i dont sound repetitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956941
I want to hold hands and kiss with that nun Monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956941
Goddamit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956941
Big, brown, and blonde is getting kids.
As is Manako.

Maybe nun.

Gazer creeps me out.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh, your harpy waifu has gotten the flu!

How do you nurse her back to health?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956948
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mollusca

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956948
You could use use a thesaurus. Pick a word you find yourself using frequently and look it up. Just don't go overboard with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956956
I chase some chickens to make her feel better, and just let nature run its course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956956
Lots of soup.

Lots, and lots of soup.

Maybe the D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956940

>And then the doctor steps in
>"Yeti, please. I need to begin the operation."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956968
>Start to go under due to anesthesia, feel her fluffy grip on your hand
>Come to a few hours later with her sitting by your side, her hand still joined with yours, and a bright smile on her face
Oh god. A Yeti would be such a good nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955294
What about kobolds? They're nice and soft and cute too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956985
>A Yeti would be such a good nurse.
Hair everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956941
Monoeye
Hitotsume-nyūdō
Cyclopes
Back Baird (?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956986
I want a shortstack kobold to cuddle and keep my home safe.
Her rival would be a shortstack werecat that lives there, a little bustier than her, and lazes about the home.
They compete for who gets to go first that night.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monstergirls look at me weridly if I told them I don't feel sad for living alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956986
We need art of kobold without the hair coat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956985

>When you get your bearings and go to check out she hugs you one last time and tells you to take care.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to try and hug a shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957025
I want to marry a Shog and live happily ever after until we die peacefully in our bed at 80 from mutual orgasm induced heart attacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957001
Wererabbits would thump the shit out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anon, there's a dedicated few who would still love there MG even if she was fat but would you love her even if she looked like an oni on steroids?
A LOT of steroids?

Roll for MG if you're like me and don't have a favorite.

Mega Muscled Dark Valkyrie

Pray for my pelvis Anons.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

[Anonymous No.]

Full Moons affecting monsters is a myth I would know because my best friend who is a monster told me herself. So it is perfectly safe to be with them during those nights

[Anonymous No.]

I want more Norse MGs. I want to fuck Yggdrasil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957037
>mutual orgasm induced heart attacks

This sounds like a wonderful way to go, but the whole being 80 part doesn't. If humans look weird at that age imagine what monsters outside of the naturally long lived would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957047
>muscle Dragon
I'm down with it.
>>13957051
I want Jötunns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956988
She has her own personal fluff groomer to keep the shedding down

I want to be the fluff groomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957051
Would she be some sort of super Dryad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957048
Cool. Enjoy your sleep over.

What about Werewolves? Even if the others didn't change from the moon Werewolves always did.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957058
She'd either be a normal sized Dryad on a big fucking tree, or a big fucking Dryad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957047
>Chochin-Obake

Why the fuck do I always get her? I don't even like the concept, its fucking stupid, and in reality would mean this very laptop has plans to rape me in my sleep. I feel dirty typing all this, because it means she knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957047
>Muscled up Lich.
Oh no. Please no.

>>13957063
If she really wanted me to, probably. Don't see much of a problem really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957070
If you're going by the MGE, she'd at least be the size of an average woman instead of giantess-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957047
I have a favorite but rolled anyway
>Mimic
That's one big chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957047
>Buff Crow tengu
YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957047
>Red oni
Oh god

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957073
And if this is anything to go by then she's going to have more muscle than a minotaur.

You're going to fill up her harddrive.

>>13957079
>Massive treasure chest that could hold a full grown human.
>Will still sound like a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957047
>Alp

Nah, she had her chance at being the man and she lost it. Forever. And if I have to I'm eating a raging mushroom and raping those impure thoughts out of her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957047
>muscular Living Doll
Hopefully she isn't a loli, and has the added perks of big titties, thighs, and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957047
>Muscled up Werewolf

Oh. Oh fuck yes, I'm going to get snu snuu'd by a furious horny lycan and I'm going to love it.

Too bad the medical treatment afterwards is going to hurt badly. That stupid grin on my face will fade sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957080
The buffest NEET ever.

>>13957091
>Implying it won't end with her going stage 3 and keeping the muscle.

>>13957082
May your pelvis remain strong Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957093
LIVING DOLL YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957093
She's a living action figure at this point.

>>13957096
Guess you got the alpha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957047
>Ushi-Oni
No fuck this.
Fuck the rules.
I rerolled and I got Jinko, that's a normal Jinko right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957047
Don't do this to me, all my favorite MGs are already really strong and I love big muscles
>Wurm
>Kraken
>Dragon
>Jabberwock
>Jinko
>All super buffed up
I could die a happy man after just one night with any of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957105
>cute, muscular girls with abs
>doll joints
Oh baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957107
>Guess you got the alpha.

Other Werewolves wouldn't be worth the time and are essentially Kobolds thanks to the thread. I'm happy with what I have here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957112
No its a super muscled jinko.

>>13957113
Then why not give you all of them with those muscles?
Enjoy your muscle harem.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not good with names. Give me a name for a female human cop and I'll put up an update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957123
Belka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957047
>muscle Kejourou

An interesting contrast. rock-hard abs but with the softest hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957123
Janice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957123
Anderson.

The question now is what are you updating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957093
>>13957105
>>13957116
Is she six inches tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957126
Belka what?
>>13957128
Janice what?
>>13957130
Janice B. Anderson? Okay. Pink Cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957123
Valerie.
Aya.
Jill.

>>13957130
I'm betting it's the thing with the werewolf chief of police, and the Anon who's partnered up with the veteran cop in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957133
The best size for urethra fisting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957133
She's six feet tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957136
>I'm betting
You are betting correctly. Update starts at line 233.

http://pastebin.com/JbS3USE1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957122
Oh god. I would happily die from a broken pelvis if I could spend one night with that harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957141
>Implying they'd let you go after just one night.


Your life is snu-snu now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957140
Does she tell the human girl to turn in her crucifix and sword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957140
>I helped Alp with one of his worst stories yet

FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957149
They use the ol' badge and gun in this setting, and not yet. Nowhere near yet. One day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957133
Shinkis are great. They combine the best things about robots/dolls and minigirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957147
That's a life I'd take in a heartbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957150
>one of his worst stories yet
So just one of his stories, period.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the status on that one /fit/ Electra complex Jabberwock thing that guy was talking about yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957156
This one has the distinction of being completely retarded and having Chuunis making up most of the cast.

And by Chuunis, I don't mean the anonymoose overpowered but at least it might be going somewhere way, but just plain chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957152
I miss the Shinki Threads. Slutty dolls are just too good for this sinful world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957170
>most of the cast
Don't make things up when there's real reasons to hate something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957178
The MC is a super martial artist and his girlfriend is a ninja. That's chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957171
The shinkis are not for lewd.

Unless you treat them gently.
http://gelbooru.com//images/a8/93/a8936272488af1380daf7fd8a2d5b32a.jpg

Man, now I want to write more stuff about mini monstergirls. They're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957186
>super martial artist
No he isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957041
What did I do to deserve being trampled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957161
Soon I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957188
>not masturbating with your Shinki
Aww shit nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957188
>Tiny Electric Hearts will never be continued

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957126
>>13957134
>Belka
You don't want to do this, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957140
Are you even trying anymore? You just seem to churn out multiple stories that don't really do anything in tiny updates just so we give you attention.

Try and write a full one shot or chapter to something sometime, don't rush it, and for the love of god read your dialogue back to yourself and ask "Is this how a person without brain damage would talk?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957188
I want to reward my mini-living doll with
thirteen straight doses of the D after I pop some manticore venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957197
Lots of things will never be continued, anon.
Because I'm never done being salty about it, ParkedBuggy will never write a chapter 2 of his wonderful Amazon story either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957201
2610 words isn't that short of an update, some people here make their updates way shorter. But if you're going to take that attitude, fine. How long does it need to be for you to find it acceptable? 8000 words?
>read your dialogue back to yourself
There was no dialogue in this update, go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957196
You engage in mutual masterbation. She wraps around your dick and grinds herself against it, while you help, rubbing her up and down, squeezing her against your shaft with your hand.

>>13957202
Would you let it out inside her, or all over her? On the one hand, you get a satisfied, bloated mini doll, but with the other, you get to see the mini doll coated in semen, rolling around in it, moaning and coating as much of her skin in it as she can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957201
Everyone loves Harblador with his tiny updates, so you can't really blame Alp for trying to optimize his attention the same way. You can blame him for not having really anything happen in his tiny updates, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957221
Inside each and every time.
She's going to satisfied like never before.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls will start getting jealous of those artificial, tiny sluts for stealing their men.

I can only imagine what could happen to them if they went out at night all alone of if you left her ina room with the wrong monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957222
Can we maybe ignore Alp and talk about Rachne instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957216
>There was no dialogue in this update, go fuck yourself.

I mean in general. I have to say I love how much you've changed as a person here. You used to be depressed and self depreciating, but now you can be pretty angry. You're like a whole new Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957188
>Spoiler
Yeah, they are real cute. Real cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957235
Good for you. But the dialogue is never going to change. Every time someone has complained about it, they've said it resembles a different thing. I think you're just messing with me. What's more you people never mentioned it until a while ago and after it was brought up everyone has been parroting it. You can stop now. Maybe answer my actual question instead. How long do the updates need to be for you to not bitch about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957230
This, but replace human women with monstergirls, and the robots with smaller versions of the robots.

It's like a constant competition to get the dick.
Human women > Monstergirls > Robot girls > ???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957222
>Everyone loves Harblador with his tiny updates
Speak for yourself. I have no problem with Harblador but I don't really care about his mini updates either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957093
Jesus Christ if I saw that near me I would shit myself.

>I have a proposition for you Anon, I'll give you a million dollars of you stay in my old cottage and care for my doll collection for one night. It's in that forest where all those campers have disappeared over the years and not even a shred of clothing was found but surely nothing bad has happened, people get lost all the times in those places, I'm sure nothing shady is going on
>Why don't you live there then?
>Oh I'm a city man, the country doesn't agree with me, so, what do you say?

FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>Get home and go to take a shower
>See this
On a scale of Kobold to Ushi-Oni how much restraint do you show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957246
>What's more you people never mentioned it until a while ago
You mean last October?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957194
Not living your life correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957256
Still leaves half a month of writefagging before it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957255
>restraint

Is that a new cereal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957256
Don't indulge him. Just ignore and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957255
>human ears
I turn the shower on to its coldest setting and haul ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957255
>catgirls

I guess I'd settle for them. They seem nice. I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957255
>Human ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957266
You think two pairs of ears is bad? Lets go for maximum redundancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957273
Add on those scaly fish ears mermaids have, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957255
Is that Ishikei?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957255
>literal cosplay
It's a shit image and a shit scenario. Also, why am I suddenly a rape machine in this situation? I'd rather be jumped on myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957255
>Human girls desperate enough to wear cat ears and wait for me all day in my shower just to get laid.
Yeah, I guess I can amuse them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957279
Homunculus.
>>13957283
>Also, why am I suddenly a rape machine in this situation?
Someone spiked your drink with powerful aphrodisiacs, lets go with that. I didn't think this through too carefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957230
I don't think they'd go straight to violence. If anything they'd probably try and make the pocket Shirohebi story come true and now we'd have mini monsters everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957273
Bunnysuits are GOD TIER.

Curse the ravages of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957233
>nobody cares about Rachne
I'm enveloped by sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957318
I like Arachnes in general, but I'm ambivalent towards Rach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956175
Shit, that was a year ago already? Time sure flies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957330
Endless sorrow fills my heart to see people not love her as I do.
Oh well. No accounting for taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a girl with some scars? Would you be a loving, affectionate master that would care for her the rest of her days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956175
The one where he's chased into an empty building and they find the MGs knocked out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957334
I dig scars. Especially burns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957318
I have arachnophobia but I like Arachnes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956397
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957257
But I just answered their question! I didn't know telling them that one can avoid depression even if when alone would be insulting to them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957334
Yeah, definitely. Bodies are interesting, and one with a bunch of scars would be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957334
I'd kiss her scar and gently run my hand over it while looking into her eyes.

Scars are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957334
Yep.

I'd love nothing more than an ex-mercenary salamander with a bunch of scars to dote on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957233
>that fang
Wasn't in the manga. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

So we getting Necromancer today or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957334
Are they battle-scars, abuse-scars, or love-making scars?
How scarred is 'some scars'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957392
Depends.

Do you want me to post what I have now or do it all at once tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957342
>Scarred Mantis that is more kuu than usual, you met her in a housing center for MGs, a survivor of an anti monster extremists attack
>Whenever you go out she clings to your arm like lost child, aware of people's stares
>Reverts to her usual near emotionless self when you're alone
>Any cuddling or kissing is initiated by you, she remains passive, held back by self consciousness over her body
>Mean housemaker, no dust is allowed anywhere in your abode
>Finish eating dinner and ask for dessert
>She whipped a sinful triple chocolate cake the night before, she always knows when you're about to get a sweet attack
>Sets it down on the table and slices it with her blades like something out of your favorite animu
>Pull her onto your lap by surprise, a serious expression on your face
>You tell her it lacks
>Her eyes go wide, scared, she's already damaged, if she can't even please you by being a good housewife, and already a weak lover, what can she do
>She begins tearing up, a strange cry beginning to rise from her
>Grab some frosting and rub it on her scars
>She's shivering now, you can't even look at her marred body she thinks
>Systematically lick it off, kissing each cleaned spot, she gasps at each touch and caress
>Tell her she is your favorite sweet to eat
>She cuddles you like mad, blushing wildly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957405
I'd like what you have now so I can go to bed with at least something good having happened today. Of course if it isn't long enough, it might piss people off.
Just finish it then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957349
Friendship ain't nothing to fuck with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957401
Let's say abuse, as for how extensive how much can you stomach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957412
Sure, one sec.

[Anonymous No.]

Do artists in booros and the like put up their art for fun or are most of them hired?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957318
Go to the /a/ thread like I did.
Those fucking screenshots man, that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>The work of a dark lord never ends, especially when it comes to building up one’s newly acquired castle.
>Ok, maybe it was a bit generous to call Fort Dark Skull a castle, especially when one considered that its walls were made of wood instead of black iron and it had no skulls on it for decoration, but it was certainly better than Fort Greenwood or whatever else the bandits had been calling it.
>Speaking of the bandits, they’d been successfully integrated into your dark horde through promises of dark glory as your unholy reavers and their….”Wives”, oh how you hated that term, incessant clinginess preventing them from leaving or stabbing you in the back.
>Perhaps it was best to ignore the method and simply enjoy the fact that you now have Fort Dark Skull, even if there were a few holes in the walls caused by an over exuberant wurm.
>Speaking of said wurm, she’d been unleashed upon the neighboring woods so that she could gather the finest timber for some improvements on your fortress of darkness, the ghost of the paladin and her body sent after it to keep her out of trouble.
>Maybe you could make the walls bigger or at a ritual room for sacrifices! You could even give your peasants back in town new houses to live in as your kingdom of evil grew!
>Oh! Maybe you could raise an architect or something and make them design your bastion of badness, although you couldn’t help but wonder if they’d omit the spikes because of how squeamish your undead seemed to be.
>Whatever, you can burn that bridge when you reach it, for now you could just sit back and plot your next evil action, the ancient, skeletal warlord beside you while your familiar slumbered in your lap, one of her black, pointed ears twitching every now and then.
>Would you enact a ritual which would wilt fields and fill the air with an ominous green mist which did nothing despite its fetid look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957351
>Bodies are interesting

How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957406
Too cute. Saving this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957429
Eeyup.
>>13957430
Perfetto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957419
>>13957419
>how much can you stomach?
Plenty.
Gotta stomach for both since hers fell an hour ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957424
No, FINISH it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957438
Scars heal anon, holy crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957437
I don't even watch the show, but just these few pictures make me want to watch at least that episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957438
That face? That's my not-quite-fetish-but-I'd-totally-want-that. The rest of her I'll learn to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957430
>Nah, you still had living servants and you yourself still needed to eat, although you really wanted to change that in the future.
>Perhaps you could bathe the land beneath a tide of darkness? The sun forever trapped behind the coal black clouds that choked the skies?
>Maybe later, crops need sun to grow and you, again, need food to live.
>Things were getting cloudier though as every fifth day was partially hidden behind a few fluffy white balls of fluff.
>Indeed, what to do, what to d-
>A tremendous crash echoed through the area as another load of wurm cut lumber was dumped in the ever growing pile of wood to be cut, the noise making a few of the bandits turned guards jump while their wives, (egh), clutched them with a moan of fear.
>Or maybe it was a moan meant to comfort, one really couldn’t tell with these undead.
>Through the gate, left open so it wasn’t broken even more, came zombified earth dragon, gouging an ever deepening rent in the earth as she came to her lord for….headpats….
>You still didn't understand their fondness for the gesture but it kept them....happy? Maybe less clingy was a better answer.
>You’d anticipated this of course, although not before she’d smashed through another of the walls, so you’d moved yourself outside, and into the sun unfortunately, so that she could get to you with minimal property damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955220
This is by far the superior Arachne Design. Not Crabman's girlsittingonaspider, not KC's 'Idon'thaveacephalothorax', but this right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957443
You're in for monsterboys in the first half of the episode, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957438
Aww, she looks like she needs a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957449
I know that, not like I couldn't just skip that part and go right to best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957446
>Through the gate, left open so it wasn’t broken even more, came zombified earth dragon, gouging an ever deepening rent in the earth as she came to her lord for….headpats….
Aww.

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>>13957446
>As you gave the grey scaled girl’s head a pat, her face still as expressionless as it normally was, your most trusted guard and companion spoke, her voice its usual deadpan as she eyed the large pile of lumber
>”My lord, I would recommend against any having the lizard get more lumber,” the ancient warrior said, her gaze only briefly swapping to the affection hungry undead nuzzling lightly into your hand “I know you want more skeletons but working what few girls we have to the bone isn’t going to help”
>You don’t know if it was the mana keeping her doing strange things or if she was just more of herself after being awake so long but you swore she was starting to make puns, an odd turn considering how she’d been a cruel warlord in her past life who, if the carvings were accurate, owned a literal throne of skulls
>Something you may need to steal for yourself in the future
>You told the veteran soldier not to worry about it, it’s not like the dead can tire out.
>In fact, they don’t even need to eat! Why would you need to worry about working a few of them extra hard?
>”Tha-yawn-at actually isn’t true master,” the feline familiar in your lap murmured as her green eyes opened, roused from her slumber by the mighty noise the new wood arrival had made “every undead being is needs spirit energy, it repairs their bodies and is what allows them to move around. If they go too long then they’ll go feral and claim it for themselves”
>What crap is this? Isn’t that what your mana does?
>”Only for the unmarried ones master,” the creature yawned as she slowly stretched herself out until she hung from your lap, the wurm looking at her with something that could’ve been irritation as your hand stopped patting her and attention turned to the little cat girl in your lap “those lucky enough to find a husband are using him as their mana source now”
>Hmmmm, well that may explain why you had so much energy now ada- did she just say lucky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957456
But if you skip it, you miss MON doing their jobs, and those girls are way more fun than the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957438
Too anatomical model for my taste. Taking the beauty is skin deep too literally here.

Just wanted to post this, don't read too much into it.

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>>13957462
>”Oy, Necromancer!” a loud, irritated voice came as the pale, armored spirit of the paladin flew through the wooden walls, derailing your train of thought “Your oversized lizard may have just caused a problem.”
>You sighed and asked the ghost what she meant, already feeling the headache building.
>”Seems that we’ve got elves in the woods and dumb dumb over there just ripped up their holy tree or some shit,” the former holy warrior growled, giving the dead drake a cross look “they didn’t take it well.”
>You asked how ‘not well’ they’d taken it.
>”You can check out slow po- my body when sh- I get back here,” the wraith sighed, watching the gate as a moaning, armored form with a face much like hers trudged in “let’s just say that you better be ready for a fight.”
>Oh come on, it can’t be that ba- HOW MANY ARROWS ARE IN THERE?!
>The ghost’s zombified corpse was FILLED with arrows, turning the girl into a veritable pin cushion, not that she seemed to mind.
>”Elves, meeeeeeaaaan,” the blonde body groaned as she strode up to you, uncaring of how many of the projectiles were stuck in there “chaaaaaase oooooof.”
>You gave the zombie’s hair a ruffle, her spirit telling you to ‘back off’ when you offered her one, and a healthy dose of negative energy to get her back in top form, hefting the familiar, who’d fallen back asleep, over your shoulder as you rushed to check out the tree.
>You wanted to take on the elves but now was too early, FAR too early to take on any sizable force of the knife eared creatures. Maybe you could bring it back and get it buried, I’m sure it wasn’t a tree that was too…terribly…special….
>The tree was massive, twice as tall as the watch towers at your fort and bedecked with prayers and hymns the elves had weaved in its leaves. It hadn’t just been uprooted either, its trunk smashed at the bottom where it looked to have been snapped free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957341
I think that's the one, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957467
>You couldn’t even manage an angry look at the situation, instead just giving wurm a questioning look and wondering what could’ve possessed her to grab such a thing.
>”Yooooou waaaaant biiiiig treeee,” the dragon corpse moaned, still pouting at the creature asleep on your shoulder “waaaaas biggggesst treeeeeee”
>”She has you there my lord,” the skeleton berserker chimed in as she watched you fume, “like it or not we’ve got elves and I doubt we have enough bodies to fight them off.”
>She was right there, you had maybe sixty or seventy undead you could gather to chase off the elves and if this tree was anything to go by then you were going to need many, MANY more to keep the tree huggers back.
>That meant you needed a graveyard or a battlefield, something you were depressingly low on.
>To you shock though, the solution to your problem came not from the skeletal barbarian or familiar this time, but the again from the ethereal paladin.
>”Well….I may have something for you Necromancer,” the ghost said, a small frown on her face “but I’m only doing this because if you go down, my bodies going down with you.”
>Hope bloomed in your dark heart as she told you about the tomb of the five hundred, a group of loyal soldiers of the church who’d held the line against one of the demon lord’s centuries past.
>”I don’t know if it’s enough to turn the tide but if it stops those pointy eared bitches from destroying my body, who needs to STOP RUBBING AGAINST YOU, then it’s worth it.” she said, giving the corpse rubbing her cheek on yours an angry glare “If I left it up to you then sh- I’d get destroyed.”
>Her body stuck out its tongue and went back to nuzzling against you, something the wurm joined in on, as you gave the ghost a wry smirk and an overly done “Thank you”, taking more than a little pleasure in her scowl.


Heading to work, will try and finish from my phone.

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>>13957467
Is fucking with an Elves tree just like sticking your dick in a beehive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13955422
Ushi a cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957468
Crap, seem to have misplaced it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957477
Yes.
Except the elves will rape you afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957490
>Elves
>raping an evil overlord
Bahahaha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957490
Splendid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957479
GOD DAMN IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956595
Don't let it trick you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957474
>>Her body stuck out its tongue and went back to nuzzling against you, something the wurm joined in on, as you gave the ghost a wry smirk and an overly done “Thank you”, taking more than a little pleasure in her scowl.
Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957477
>sticking you dick in a beehive
>in MGE

Ganon Smile.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957504
Knowing how the rules work there he'd just end up with a dick that would put a horse to shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957490
nah fucking with an elves sacred tree will earn you an arrow in your eye socket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957341
>>13957486

The one where the anon heard a distant "I don't want no trubbleee!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957490
>Elves raping
>ELVES
>raping

Did you hit your head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957513
Ever been to Finland?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a sacred tree in front of a bunch of elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957513
well meme'd friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957504
Honeybee harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957513
No more memes pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957518
That's how you get raped by the lonely dryad inside it who hasn't seen a man in centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957520
I could say the same to you elf rapist pusher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957525
In front of all those elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957526
Bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957529
Yes.

All of them.

Even the lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957513
Nigga please, your rape doujins have given you wholly unrealistic expectations

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957506
Nah, I don't think it's grow that big, it'd be more of a hindrance than anything.

>>13957521
Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957464
>>13957450
>>13957445
>>13957442
>Scars heal anon
I know, Anon. I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957538
Stretching.
Problem fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957536
But that is lewd and what about the elves they might have gotten worked up from the rape they are observing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957525
This reminds me of that story with the vietnam soldier that gets transported to a world with elves and has to impregnate a bunch of them or they kill him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957541
http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1
healing is always good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957547
They're going to have to wait.
She's got centuries of stress that she needs to workout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957532
Yes, YOU are baiting, you don't like elf rape and are pushing rapist elves instead. Tough shit, elves are for raping and that's that.

>>13957537
>>13957523
You can fuck off too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957526
>elf rapist pusher
>coming from someone trying to push memetic elf rape
The ironing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957560
There's literally nothing wrong with knife-ears that forcefully sire daughterus with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957563
Don't engage the retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957542
I didn't mean you couldn't make use of it, just, imagine hauling a three foot dong everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957563
>ironing

Wouldn't surprise me if you're the same faggot that started the dom maid thing.

>>13957567
Getting raped by an elf is the same as getting raped by an alp, shameful and wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957569
>Implying you'd have to haul it yourself
>Implying a bunch of monster girls wouldn't carry it for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957559
damn so what would happen after all the sex is done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957541

>That got capped
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957578
Elves can fall under any sort of criteria, anon.
So dommy Elves definitely exist in that regard.
> the dom maid thing
Almost any monstergirl can be a meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957560
You seem upset meme man did an elf touch you in a bad place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957513
There are many types of elves, Anon.

Japanese elves are haughty bitches, who turn into cock-loving-meat-toilets as soon as you flip your dick out.

Tolkien elves are the smug, Mary Sue assholes every single dwarf hates from the moment he first sees the pointy-eared immortal bastards.

Dwarf Fortress elves are the lunatic, tree-loving who will raze an entire city and feast on your childrens bodies if the so much as see you cut down a tree or any wooden tool in your city.

TES elves are the full-of-themselves assholes who somehow manage to fuck everything up for everyone on the mortal plane all of the time.

European elves are the 'Holy shit the Wild Hunt is here run for your lives' kind of fair folk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957578
Everyone is having fun, and the this faggot comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957597
Your forgetting drow who will torture and murder your ass for simply being male.

[Anonymous No.]

Sooooo.... started lucid dreaming yet? Your waifu is wating, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957600
Could say the same about you faggots claiming elf rape is a meme and not a long established tradition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957617
Not sure. I've only had one monster related dream though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957617
Last dream I had, I was on a spaceship. Some retard left a door open, section got sealed with blast doors, and there was no proper space suit. I made one by putting tinfoil around my clothes and taping it airtight, tied a rope around my waist for safety and went to close the door. I wore a motorcycle helmet.
What does my dream mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957620
Shhh.

[Anonymous No.]

Big Amazon or tiny Amazon?
No other choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957617
Because that's the gateway to Tulpas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957617
I can't get sleep paralysis to save my life.
Dreams of her are becoming more frequent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957626
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956265
>Something moving between her tight blue jeans
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957626
Big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957620
now just baiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957626
Big. The tiny one needs to home and grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957626
Tiny so she feels she has to prove herself more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957620
>long established tradition
That's just porn nigga, and it holds no bearing on the Elf rapes YOU thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957626
>one is a dude
>the other has yet to fill out

Why do you do this to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957632
>Tulpas
FUCK NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957626
They're clearly human, so neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957645
There you go again, just dismissing it. Fuck that and fuck you if YOU don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957617
I achieved it once, and only once. I didn't meet my waifu, but I did encounter Onozuka Komachi for some reason.
Because I thought I'd never have the chance again due to never lucid dreaming and having a well endowed anime girl in front of me, I grabbed her tits, laughed at the "what the fuck, dude?" look on her face, and ran at an impossible speed away from her.

If I'm lucky enough to have a lucid dream AND meet my waifu, I hope to control myself better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957563
>push
>memetic

Elves have always been for raping, you can blame /tg/ all you like but there are ten times more elf rape stuff out there than there is of them raping and vanilla. Try harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957652
Calm down, leather man.

[Anonymous No.]

I shall remind them.

http://i.imgur.com/qD9RnRP.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957579
Tiny bee girls carrying your dick like a throne on their backs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957652
>>13957654
>>13957664
Samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957592
>Almost any monstergirl can be a meido.

Not what I was getting at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957652
>>13957656
Come on now, and take a chill pill.

This is is /mgg/, so Elf rapes YOU isn't out of the question. I also fail to understand why this is such an issue in the first place, as some chick with pointy ears taking the lead isn't all to different from a chick with cat/dog ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957676
>>13957568

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957676
Is your samefag detector broken dearie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957681
Just report and ignore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957672
Yes, all the way through town like a parade.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about something else! Quick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957681
>this is /mgg/
>/mgg/ is all femdom and reverse rape all the time

Non.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957647
>He doesn't want a sexy fallen angel in his head, doing lewd things to him in his dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

If someone's waiting for Tsundragon and friends' pool party summer special, I'm sorry to disappoint. I made it into something too elaborate and lost the will to work on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957696
LET'S TELL ALP TO KILL HIMSELF FOR MAKING AN UPDATE WITH NO MONSTERS IN IT! And then we'll tell him how long his updates should be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957695
It begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957617
I've had a couple of dreams about her recently. The last one was really depressing:

I was lost on an unfamiliar abandoned road and came upon an old, disused garage or diner. I entered it looking to get directions and there were two girls in there, a quiet blonde girl and my waifu. There was some sort of conversation I can never remember and we leave the building, heading for somewhere that we all want to go to but I can't remember what this place is. The road forks into three paths so we all go our separate ways hoping to find this thing or place, and as I look over my shoulder I notice my waifu walking off into the fog, somehow knowing we'd never meet again.

I still feel down whenever I remember that one. It doesn't help that I've never dreamed of her since

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957695
Hold on now, I'm not trying to insinuate that there aren't Elves with a desire to get raped. It's just that there are bound to be sexually aggressive Elves too.

[Anonymous No.]

Always hug cops

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of picture would you like someone to draw of your favorite monstergirl more than anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957694
This needs to be drawn, parade and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957702
Did you manage to burn yourself out Harblador? Aww man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957714
One with her on a cozy but imposing throne while some punk-ass bitch grovels at her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957656
>Always

>An elf (plural: elves) is a type of supernatural being in Germanic mythology and folklore.[1] Reconstructing the early concept of an elf depends almost entirely on texts in Old English or relating to Norse mythology.[2] Later evidence for elves appears in diverse sources such as medical texts, prayers, ballads, and folktales.

The alfar have always been badasses. Don't pretend to know shit when you don't know nothin', faglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957714
Crow tengu in a wedding dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957724
>thinking anyone is talking about mythology and not fantasy and porn

Swing and a miss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957714
I just want a picture of a happy Holstaur.
>>13957731
Though now that I think about it, in a wedding dress would be great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957720
Yeah, I'm going to stick to non-fiction for a while and maybe gather up some good ideas if the threads don't die out in the autumn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957703
Let's not discuss the worst writefag we currently have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957737
>I don't know what the word 'always' connotes
My condolences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957714
Hellpup in a firefighter costume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957741
Well I don't hear YOU coming up with anything.

[Anonymous No.]

I might do a short greentext about muscle dragon since I saw >>13957047 and >>13957054

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957750
Go for it my good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957714
Ushi-Oni doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957745
>when someone used the word always, it is all emcompassing, always

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957750
Good. We need more musclegirl stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957714
A huge Werewolf sitting on a hill in a rainstorm, looking down at the city below looking a little sad because she doesn't have a husbando to enjoy the view with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957714
Fat-bottomed loli Cheshire in a bellhop uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957750
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957740
>if the threads don't die out in the autumn
I know I'll be here for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957753
>>13957760
>>13957765
Message received. I already have an idea what it'll be about but if you have suggestions I'll take them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957714
Short, bottom-heavy Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957748
That's because unlike Alp I actually know I have nothing interesting to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957714
Lewds, but I second >>13957731 I want to see a cute crow happily trying on a wedding dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957792
You really want him to delete his shit again? Really? Can't you just, like, shut up about him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957779
How about a scenario where she attempts to teach her pretty-boy husbando the art of attaining gains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957714
Stage 3 Alp posing provocatively while nude and cleverly using her wings/spadetail to conceal her naughty bits while saying "I bet the other girls wouldn't do this for you..."

Alternatively, Stage 3 Alp in a hospital bed, holding Anon's hand in one of her hands and a newborn succubus baby in the other, blissfully drifting off to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957778
That's good to hear. You know, maybe I'll start sneakily drawfagging around here while I'm on writing holiday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957797
>You really want him to delete his shit again?
You talk like it would be a huge loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957740
>die in the autumn

Why would they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957806
>maybe I'll start sneakily drawfagging
Do you have any MG related illustrations I can see? It's nice to have a writefag that also like to illustrate things.
Labanon and Danna come to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957818
likes to*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957818
>Labanon and Danna
I don't remember Labanon and while I know Danna did those Kikimora things I don't remember him writing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957818
I think the imgur link is still up in my ara ara Charon story

[Anonymous No.]

I winder where recap anon went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957824
>I don't remember Labanon
He's responsible for pic-related.
>while I know Danna did those Kikimora things I don't remember him writing anything.
http://pastebin.com/u/Danna-sama
>>13957826
Checking it now, and it appears that it isn't.

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>>13957714
I'd like to see .less draw a non lewd Yeti but apparently he doesn't like big, meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957759
always
ˈɔːlweɪz,-ɪz/Submit
adverb
1.
at all times; on all occasions.

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>>13957835
Me too. Its a shame he died again so quickly when he came back, but at the same time I'm glad the namefag who tried to replace him stopped. He took the basic concept, ignored the point and plastered his ego on it. I'd sooner have no recaps than have them warped into that again.

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>>13957779
CC healing?
New guy at work and his boss?
Bar pickup strategies for muscley monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957850
>the namefag who tried to replace him stopped
TheGreens should've just stuck to writefaggotry, as its kinda shitty to see someone who has written nice stuff develop such a retardedly arrogant personality.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask a Tanuki to donate to charity

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>>13957837
>appears that it isn't.
I just checked in my own folders for it and I'm really not happy with it anymore, so you're out of luck for now.

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>>13957859
>I just checked in my own folders for it and I'm really not happy with it anymore
Oh, but do you intend to redraw it on a future occasion?

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>>13957624
Probably that you've watched Solaris at some point in your life.

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>>13957845
>taking everything literally

Shut up already, things have calmed down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957862
In fact I have watched it three times.

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>>13957837
>Labanon did that
Its a shame I don't remember him, because that's nice.
>the pastebin
Eh, I think Danna was better at the drawing side of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957851
>CC healing
I like this. I believe I will make it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957861
I might, actually. Keep your eye out for alternate Charon-chans, I guess.

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>>13957872
noice

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>>13957855
Link to his pastebin? I can't see it on the list and it would be nice to see what he could do without his head up his ass.

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>>13957858
Why?

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>>13957866
Well why the fuck even have a language then if you can't be fucked having words mean what they actually mean? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957885
I think he's trying to make her laugh.

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>>13957883
http://pastebin.com/u/TheGreens
I liked that yandere Jinko and Kikimora thing he had going on, but being the shithead he is he sorta abandoned it.

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>>13957867
Well, then your dream must've got the idea from that one scene where they jump ships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957887
You seem upset friend. I though grammar Nazis died out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957557
I agree, healing stories are always a welcomed sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957887
Shhh

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>>13957878
Was it an older looking Charon dressed in an ancient Greek dress by chance? I don't recall ever saving it though.

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>>13957905
Yeah, that was it.

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>>13957916
Ah, if my memory is serving me correctly the image was actually quite artsy looking.

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>>13956112
Poor poor Manako...
>>13956941
>>13956547
Does anybody else think of this girl when they see the one on the right?

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>>13957872
Yusss. That was my favorite of my suggestions.

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>>13957626
I'll do both once small gets big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957928
>Does anybody else think of this girl when they see the one on the right?
Yes, she even has what looks to be a blackbeard plushy.

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>>13957928
Seems like it.

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>>13957701
Lasciel pls leave.

[Anonymous No.]

No john, you are the demons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957964
You don't tell best girl to leave. She only leaves once she sacrifices herself for your sake ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957702
Awww, now that is saddening to hear...was very much looking forward to that.

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>>13957960
Wow, Monoeyes got shafted with the creativity and species variation

>Here's a monoeye
>Here's a cyclops
>Here's a backbeard
>Okay, we're doing good so far, but we need one more
>Err...
>Here's a religious monoeye. That's different enough, right?

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>>13957960

> You damn lolicon!

Bitch get back here and let me love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957960
damn, im missing the spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957975
At least KCs Cyclops has more going for it from a design standpoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957960
Finally a girl with a sensible response to filthy lolicons
>Don't pretend that isn't the only reason you like her

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>>13957960
>can shoot lasers

pfft HAH!

>>13957975
Agree

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>>13957987
I want to hold her down and slowly slip my rock-hard dick into her tight, loli-like orifice as I moan with supreme pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957975
The "One-eyed monk" is a hitotsume-nyudo, a type of yokai

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>>13957985
I never noticed it before but KC's Cyclops are quite busty. Also those twintails, and thigh highs, holy crap I think I like her.

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>>13957970
With the reveal at the end of the most recent book, I'm looking forward to seeing Lash/Lasciel return in some format.
Lash really was top tier when she was being all lewd and not murderous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957975
I want to see a Paladin Monoeye

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>>13958003
>A monoeye so into being bullied that she becomes a paladin, because if you want something done right you do it yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958000
The only stories that feature this variety of cyclops are YBAs Meat and Metal, along with Hetzers Beyond the Cage.

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>>13957997
>She commits sudoku with a cyanide pill
And by that I mean she eats an entire ara ara cake an grows to EMG Cyclops tiers of size
What do you do now, lolicon? I bet you just leave her there because she can't fulfil your child-fuckign fetishes. Crying and alone. And now not only can she trust those who try to get close because she looked like a loli but she can't trust any man who tries to get close because she'll think they only care about her tits and shapely womanly form. Oh god it's just like a real woman.

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>>13958001
She really was. Harry just needs to settle down with some one who won't fuck around with him. Murph a shit, I don't remember why I think that , but I know she is. Lara is unfortunately a burnt bridge. It's a shame that the commander chick wasn't actually the commander chick when she was fucking him because they would have had decent chemistry.

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>>13958015
I'd wait until the daugheru I put inside her grows to loli size and start fucking her like an onahole.

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>>13958033
So, you rape her and then rape her daughter once she comes of age. Nice.

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>>13958040
Yes. And don't even think I'm gonna help her bring her up, I'm gonna run away as soon as she takes that cake and come back when our daughteru hits 10.

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>>13958045
Sasuga anon.

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>>13957960
Do backbeards yell "BEHOLD OPTIC BLAST" when they fire their lazer?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't embarrass monstergirls

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>>13958047
She shouldn't have had that cake, anon. She could have been my dear legal loli waifu, but she had to betray me. Let's hope the little girl makes a better choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958056
>Some other filthy lolicon has raped your daughter
>When you come back 10 years later she's already 8 months pregnant
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958061
Find some other virgin loli monoeye and rape her instead, maybe at a local grade school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958069
>Every single one of them is pregnant

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>>13958061

>When you come back 10 years later she's already 8 months pregnant
>Come back 10 years later after she's been raped
>8 months pregnant
Did time-chan get drunk again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957960
>dat ass

Well, she's got somethin'...

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>>13958031
Harry and Murphy is complicated. I think Winter Knight or Cold Days had some sort of resolution to it, but either way, I don't think that's going anywhere.

I can't remember what happened with Lara. I know she and Harry were on civil terms, at least. Or, I thought they were.

And Anastasia's body was taken by the Corpsetaker when Harry was with her. Now Anatastia has a competely different body to get used to, after dozens of decades in her old one.

Considering all that, and the fact that Susan died hard enough to wipe out an entire species, I think right now Lash is the one person/entity who's actually been intimate (in a mental sense) and cared for Harry. Tells you just how screwed he is, really.

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>>13958075
Then I just have to kidnap the cutest one of them and keep the daughter in my rape basement until she's old enough. I just have to hope her dad isn't too ugly.

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>>13958077
I don't get it. You come back ten years after you rape her mother only to find your now-10 year old daughter is 8 months pregnant with some other man's child. What's inconsistent with that? Maybe you're drunk.

>>13958082
The dude won't have a happy end. Writer is one hardcore sadist.

>>13958085
>I just have to hope her dad isn't too ugly.
Inbred fat faceless man tier all of them.

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>>13958077
It's the original rape victim's daughter that's 8 months pregnant, Batman. Holy shit you're the worst detective ever

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>>13957714
Dormouse wearing only an oversized man's t-shirt.

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Fair bit of new art today, glad to see Sahuagin isn't completely forgotten.

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>>13957714
A Kikimora riding on a broom like at

>>>/f/2879517

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>>13957714
More floaty anubii. That's what this country needs.

Barring that, a hellhound using some sort of fire magic to for combat.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to try and make a Kiki a broom but have her walk in on me making it

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>>13958133
>non-washboard Sahuagin with techno bloomers and a beam javelin
Neat.

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>>13957714
A Wight lazing around on a lounge in just a large shirt, thigh high socks and panties, reaching for the viewer off screen moaning
>"Waaarrrrrmm~"

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>>13958133
She looks kind of high tech. Not that I mind.

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>>13958135
You could've just posted the .gif, you know.

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>>13958142
>More floaty anubii
Blessed be thou.

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>>13958159
I simply saw the flash in my folder first anon.

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>>13958147
she would blush so hard

[Anonymous No.]

Is this KC?

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>>13958169
Seems like his style, but I'm not sure.

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>>13958169
I posted the second page first but whatever

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>>13958172
>>13958169
The fuck are you talking abou-
Yup! That's KC alright.

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>>13957960
I'm just waiting on the zombie one, Frankenstein girls when.
Also Minotaur but that probably wont happen

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>>13958172
>>13958169

Yes that's him. Cheek blush is a dead giveaway

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>>13958175
> i seem to bee missing the spiders
tis a sad day

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>>13958169
>>13958172
You bet your ass that is.
>them Miia titties
Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958177
As is that lewd orgasmic grin.

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>>13958177
I think the way he does eyes is a bigger give away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958169
>>13958172
KC Miia >>>>>> Okayado Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958169
>>13958172

It is KC. You can tell by the eye shading and blush "design" on Miia. Also, Crash Team Racing > Mario Kart.

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>>13958169
>>13958172
Unmistakeably, I love it when well known artists draw each other's works. MGE art by crabman when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958187
>CTR > Mario Kart
Is this really true? Because I keep hearing people say that and I still haven't played it yet.

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>>13958169
>>13958172
Yup. Must be from the fanbook that KC contributed to.

Seeing this, kinda wishing I bought a copy.

>Drooling Miia
>Belly Dancer Miia
DEFINITELY wishing I bought a copy.
Scans when?

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>>13958191
>yfw he makes Holstaurus and P'Orcs with stick arms and legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957406
Oh god. It's too cute. Too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958193
CTR is the pinnacle of kart racing games, so much that even /v/ recognizes it as the very definition of the genre. Believe me when I say this.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine EMG made by KC, with his lewd designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958197
Fuck that noise, it sucks enough that KC adopted the legipalp thing from Crabman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958197
Please no, I could see him doing a nice Lilim or Baphomet though. They're kind of the poster girls anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958202
There would be a LOT more focus on Papi.

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>>13958202
0/10

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>>13958202
Imagine KC and crabman doing another manga together.

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>>13958214
The're still need a third person, they can't write for shit.

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>>13958162
Y'know, I can't help but look at that filename, and wonder if there's a space-anubis_large somewhere.
I mean, you commisioned it after all, and Blackmyst's pictures normally fall under the "absurdres" tag. Is this just a weird one-off?

[Anonymous No.]

always trust monsters

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>>13958223
Uh...okay, let's see.
How about that girl who did Vampire Karin?

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>>13957960
>>13957985
>>13958009
>Monoeye species card
>Cyclops in both series are the bustier variations and are excellent smithies
>Polyphemus was blinded by ramming a sharpened shaft of wood into his eye
>So he got his revenge on man by making his descendants hot as fuck
>MFW I'm not sure how to feel about this
>Outside of pensive, possibly aroused
Mostly aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>Bondage Ushi deleted

Sadness...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958228
Well, if you say so. Nice mustache by the way, almost looks fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958237
Is real humany mustache

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958233
Cheer up Pouthound, someone will have saved it I'm sure!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be surrounded by mindflayers and feel their skin and probably have a few tentacles in my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958233
The janitor deleted it for understandable reasons.

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>>13958233
A crime against humanity and monsters alike.

http://i.imgur.com/2I8kc9l.png

Even as a sub I have to say I love this image, there's something appealing about turning the tables once in a while.

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>>13958249
I did

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>>13958233
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958249
You wouldn't download an S Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958233
Would a shirihebi help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958085
>rape basement
How would based Josef Fritzl do in MGE land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958232
Trust your instincts. She'll handmake your heart's desire, then sabotage it just to give you an excuse to see her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958202
>Miia replaced with a baphomet
>Darling gets raped
>Enjoys it
>They get married
>End of Ch 1
>Rinse and repeat till end of serialization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958256
I like it because it's more Ushi-Oni art. It's more art in general.
Also, if it really bothers people seeing it, odds are she probably tied herself up. I mean Rachnee was able to do it.

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>>13958202
Meh, EMG is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958266
oh shit did you guys know their is a new Goosebumps movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958262
I'd love to see what bondage help books looked like in monster girl land. All the possible techniques for the different body types have the gears in my head turning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958271
That's a good point. Besides, what besides Ushi silk could hold an Ushi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958276
Yea it looks okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958276
Along with a scary stories to tell in the dark movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958228

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>>13958282
Oh god...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958262
This restrains the spider, so it can be safely transported with an armed escort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958283
I live in Ohio, so corn isn't an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958281
It has Jack Black as R.L. Stine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958283
But I don't like corn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958262
I just realized that she doesn't have a seal on. She must be going MAD in that. I bet even the slightest brush makes her shiver and plead for more.

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>>13958270
What needs to be done is this:
>Chapter 1 is of a young man who stumbles across a ruins/jungle/something
>Meets a monstergirl he's never seen before/only heard of in tales
>Comes around to liking her, despite her grotesque features
>The next few chapters are of the struggles involved in earning the love of each other, like her being hunted by bounty hunters/a mob/her inadvertantly hurting him at times
>But eventually, they are able to overcome that gap that separates them and they fall in love maybe fuck once for the audience
>THE END
>Chapter 7 or something starts anew with a different man and a different monstergirl
>And maybe if it's not an issue, they can even set it in the modern era at times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958295
You're joking right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958305
>There's a wiki for this film up
>"Starring: Jack Black, etc."
Oh, god, oh man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958283
I dunno, too much corn and I feel like a husk of my former self

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958276
I was always more of an "Are you afraid of the dark?" kid.

By which I mean I got scared shitless by the intro most of the time and turned it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958315
>You will never have a Kejorou scare the shit out of you by cosplaying as the king from the bookworm babysitter episode
>You will never have a Lilim give you a soup made from souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958305
Could be worse
>>13958315
Those two are more apples and oranges with how they do their stories, Goosebumps being more lighthearted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958304
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958324
>tfw you will never charm the shy skeleton girl who lives in the school pool.
>>13958325
I actually never read the Goosebumps books because I was too much of a pussy. Looking back I really overreacted.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help an ommukade get ripped so she can have the confidence needed to get herself a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958332
NO. FUCK YOU. THAT EPISODE GAVE ME LEGIT PTSD ABOUT SWIMMING POOLS FOR A WHILE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958338
Oh shit sorry anon.

Maybe imagining it being a cute monster girl would make it better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958325
He is missing the mole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958300
They covered both her eyes with the seal!!!
Its like double ply, only safer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958336
What if that guy is you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958332
The only ones I remember were just very weird. Athletic kids forced to wash some big jelly thing that sweated snails, and one with martian egg creatures that man a boy lay an egg at the very end. No seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to win the dead heart of a lich

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach a band of zombies to play music and perform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snb_rkKpIFw!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958351
I actually think I remember that last one.

I wonder what kids horror literature/tv shows would be like in MG land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958351
You forgot the one where they were all dogs or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958345
Then I guess we head to bed and put those muscles to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958368
I remember it now. The cat became the new daughter at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for spooky waifu October

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958372
I never read Goosebumps as a kid (conservative parents), but Blogger Beware is always good for a laugh, even if Troy has a worse release schedule than Valve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958365
Succubus breaking into some guy's house at night, only to find that he hunts succubi for a living, and discovers his collection of tails shortly before he appears behind her with a circular saw.

That or some show featuring a hybrid of Robocop and Chris Hansen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958361
I really do not see many contests where you can win one of those, would it be in a sealed box, or a block of Lucite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958380
Have we got a Jack O' Lantern girl yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958409
Would it be a lottery? buy a ticket win the heart of a lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958409
I was more thinking love and that kind of winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958418
Oh, thats easy, bring her a box of chocolate, some vials of high quaility inks , candles, and a custom made quill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958371
What if she gains an ego and acts like a jerk because of how strong she is now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958365
>The Nail Poacher
>A story about a psychotic dude who hunts, captures, and kills monstergirls for their claws
>He killed his wife trying to make the perfect ivory ring, and found it wasn't enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958416
Sounds like a future Barometz edit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958324
What does soul soup taste like?
Also, how do you go from incoporeal life force, to liquid you can drink?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play video games with a Gazer during the full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never rescue a kejorou from a tower by climbing up her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958449
I could imagine most of her eyes just completely fixated on the guys crotch area while she tries to stay focused. That would be amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958449
I want to have sex with a Gazer on a livestream so she can make all her single friends jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958461
She assured me that games take her mind off the moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958425
>>13958418
I think a in-depth dissertation on a subject of her interest which you experimented in might earn more of her affection than simple gifts.

She needs to know you'll make a good "Research Assistant".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958449
I want to see Anna from Shimoneka as a Manticore with an overly salivating tailpussy. You will have your love nectar, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958469
That would be rude and her friends might come visit while that happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958457
"Ow, ow, OW. Uh, could you be a little more gentle, please?"
"Sorry. It's just that your hair's so smooth and silky, it's hard to get a handhold on it."
"Aw, you are such a charmer. Ow!"
"Sorry."
"This isn't as romantic as I'd hope it'd be."
"We'll think of something better next anniversary."
"Are you still going to call me your princess when you get up here?"
"Duh."
"I love you. Ow."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958487
Fuck I should just go grab one of my ladders for the way down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958487
Just how strong is the hair of your average Kejourou anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

Are Ushi-Oni a bit on the chuuni side? With that seal over their eyes and everything.

Do they have multiple forms, and boast how they'll rape a town in 5 minutes, but it actually takes several episodes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958499
>Are Ushi-Oni a bit on the chuuni side? With that seal over their eyes and everything
Seriously nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958499
>Are Ushi-Oni a bit on the chuuni side? With that seal over their eyes and everything.
How much of a slowpoke can you be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958486
Good. They can watch in person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958504
Well all I've gotten from the thread is that they're either the most horrific rape machine imaginable and/or they give the best cuddles.

No chuuni Ushi dialogue though.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have an assortment of tiny mgs
>they will never want to play a tabletop game after watching you
>you will never construct a to scale dungeon for them to adventure in with remote >controlled toy robots as monsters

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss a vampire under the light of the full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958492
Regular human hair is stronger than fiber rope, so at least that strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958514
I want to impregnate a Vampire under the midday sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958509
Nobody except RS actually writes Ushi-Oni by the profile though, and even then his Ushi only rapes when she's horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958491
Who says you'll be coming down for the next week?

>>13958492
I imagine that a full head is at least strong enough to hold her weight and another person.
Maybe with good shampoos for full hair, frequent hair care, and omega oil intake, they can sustain even more tension per strand. I mean, hey, we talk about kejourous manipulating handheld objects with single strands, so why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958516
Being Succubi subspecies, it's probably even stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958512
>They waddle into the next room.
>"I SEARCH FOR TRAPS!" The Mouse Thief exclaims.
>She rummages around for a bit, then opens a crate.
>A small whipped cream pie flies out and hits her in the face.
>Roll some dice.
>Tell her she's taken 2 hitpoints of damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958533
That must have been one hot pie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958523
I wish they made more stories with monstergirls following the profiles straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958485
Anna would be a Shirohebi - an insane stalker who follows her love everywhere, obsessed with love's purity.

Kajou would be an Anubis - holds a position of authority, gives an impression of cold professionalism but is actually a huge fun loving pervert in her personal life

Fuwa would make an amazing Lich - cold, emotionless, yet somehow almost pervier than the others and desperate to perform lewd experiements.

This is a monstergirl show where all the monsters are in human form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958533
What happens when one of them inevitably dies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958579
They get picked up and placed on the rc's controller

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958579
The Hand of Fate plucks them from the mortal coil, spiriting them away to the celestial plane.

You pick them up and put them on your head so they can watch the remainder of the game from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958579
They get headpats from the GM. Because of this, games don't go that long because they're always looking of ways to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958487
>>13958491
>>13958492
You know what we need? Kejourou with Braids or Dreadlocks. Girls are gonna be so strong they'll be able to flex their hairmuscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958606
>Dreadlocks
no get out and stay out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958573
I don't ever plan on it because people would hate it given it's me, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958606
>Dreadlocks
Die in a fiery accident

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make sweet love to my human girlfriend while the dark matter thats been forming over the town finally goes off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958606
I don't know how I feel about a white girl with dreadlocks.

Braids, on the other hand, sound just dandy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958606
>Dreadlocks
There's no way I'd a Kejourou who didn't care about her hair that much. That's like intentionally covering your body in literal shit and passing it off as a fashion statement. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958614
>>13958611
>>13958620
>>13958624

Well, maybe not dreadlocks, went too far. Still, what if braiding their hair increased hair strength in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958416

too spooki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958626
I want to get raped by a Kejourou's hair-tentacle braids! No butt stuff though, it triggers the autists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958624
I don't really know how they do dreadlocks so what is that about shit?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you drink an Inari's Cafe au lait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958613
I would love it as long as you don't start to use monsterboys and put things into boys' asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958635
It's alright if your gay, Anon

Just don't bring that shit near me

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a monster that I just want to be friends and that I am planing on asking that human girl out

[Anonymous No.]

>P IS FOR PROSTATE

Can you find your prostate? I know someone who can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958648
No, I prefer the Lolifox junction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958666
Your trips are checked, Satan.
Hope you're ready for the "no that's gay" shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958664
If she's nice she'll accept it.

And if she's nasty she's going to monsterize your human girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958674
or she will just rape him right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958652
I'm only a halfie, thank you very much.

I respect your opinion and will refrain from the butt stuff in front of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958626
It'd increase strength, but at the cost of hair flexibility. They wouldn't have as many silky tendrils to wrap you up in.

>>13958648
Is there an option on the menu for just regular milk?

>>13958666
But that's where I poop from. I don't want monstergirls going near where I poop, even if it does feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958675
Or both.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cry on a monster's shoulder after a breakup

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958686
you going to get gently/healing raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958686
We warned you about paladin girls bro. They're all crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958692
but I wouldn't be ready for that
>>13958693
But we promised to save ourselves for marriage and she cheats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958692
>healing rape
That's not how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958702
not with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958702
Dont say that out loud, they take it as a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958701
The flaw is they're human. Humans SUCK! That's why you want to become an incubus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958702
Anyone have that cap listing all the different varieties of rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958702
Cries into a yeti, accidentally gets a boner, it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958427
Then no headpats or cuddling till she learns her lesson

[Anonymous No.]

Would you accept a Dare to put a flower in a Drunk Oni's hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958729
Yup, a nice big sunflower even

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958729
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958729
Hell yes I would. She'd look adorable with it! A regular little princess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958729
yeah step it up son

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958729
I'd totally rub her eyebrows afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958729
Damn straight I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958746
Is it time to rub eyebrows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958729
I want to tease an Oni so much that she slams me against the wall and starts molesting me as revenge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958650
I'm not really Alp, I just like wearing fake horns and watching Kamen Rider pretending to know what real dialogue is without dramatic zoom-ins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958729
Yes. The plan is to maker her blush and then to get snu snu'd

[Anonymous No.]

I want to offer a Mindflayer to stick a tentacle into my mind to show my real thoughts about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958780
>oni slamming you against a wall

I hope you've got a wheelchair handy. Either that, or a wall made out of plaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957474
im just happy that you showed signs of life, if only Harblador and PRW could do the same, you three are my favorite writefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958806
OK, maybe I phrased that wrong. I meant that thing where one person corners another person and slams their palm into the wall right next to the cornered person head. The typical Japanese school bully thing. You know what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hire a shog and a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958824
I want to hire a Manticore and a Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play video games with a friendly Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958823

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958843
Yeah, that. Replace that girl with a buff blue oni and that's exactly what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958815
Thank you.
I'm going to need to wait till later to post, work got busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958850
That seems significantly safer, and infintely more appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958843
I have seen this page posted like, a dozen times at various places all this week.

It's suddenly very popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958823
Doing that leaves their sides and stomach open for counterattack, not to mention that the one who's pushed against the wall can use it as leverage to gain instant momentum to push the bully away, and probably into the ground if strong enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958843
>shotashit
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958823
>>13958843
That's my favorite position ever.
>Gallery Removed
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958895
Why are these school doujin settings always with a manlet in the mix?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958895
...could I get sauce on this one please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958909
I don't mind. I find the concept of short men getting forced on my by tall /fit/ girls really appealing.
>>13958911
Senpai ni Nichu by Koppe.
It's not on Sadpanda anymore for whatever reason though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958860
I just like Blue Onis better because sexy office lady glasses and a more appealing color.
>>13958876
Yeah, I'm probably not strong enough to push a 7'+ tall Oni away from me. Besides, why would I fight back? I want her to molest me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958918
Scratch that, it's Senpai ni Necchuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958918
I have absolutely no evidence, but I'm going to blame Fakku for it's removal, because fuck those guys.
It's because of them I can't have my Konchiki-drawn tomboy hentai stashed nicely away in my favourites pages. The wankers.

>>13958922
>Blue oni police officer

I like the way you think.

[Anonymous No.]

How can a monstergirl even bring the gleam back to a broken man's eyes? It just sounds like a really wide-spread myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958929
I never said anything about a police officer, but that is a very good idea.
Or an Oni pretending to be a police officer just so she can rape people for petty crimes like jaywalking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-DUfJQjlFw

That's absolutely how it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958935
They could manage it. With hearts of devotion and hope, they'd fill you up with their endless font of happiness, even if you're a black hole of despair, while you fill them up with your own brand of happy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958918
>>13958929
DAMN YOU JEWCOB.
DAMN YOOOOOUUUUUUU!

I remember this one now. Thought I already downloaded it, but apparently not. Now I have to use nHentai and that's just a headache...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958945
I read "office lady" as "police officer". Maybe because I've had 3 hours of sleep in the last 30.
Either way, I'm glad it led to this outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958266
He'd probably be admired, maybe even thought of as a good father.

Man...

Monstergirls are fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958824
I would give the Kiki only an accordion to work with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958283
i kekd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958918
>>13958929
>It actually got removed
No. No no no tell me this isn't happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958962
Go get some sleep, anon. Take a powernap at the very least. Maybe hope for a Nightmare to visit you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958964
>He'd probably be admired, maybe even thought of as a good father.
If you actually have knowledge of the shit he pulled like I do, you'd know he'd be one of those despicable bastards a monstergirl would despise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958967
I would have them hug out any problems

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make true love to a monstergirl and show her how much love I have for her by having so many beautiful daughterus with her and show them how much love their father can give them by helping them to find a caring mate for them when they grow of age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958946
Looks like nipland is breaking new ground into the "lelsorandumb XD" department.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958946
So this is what MGE is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958986
i want to give a Monster girl Thousands of daughterus
THOUSANDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958970
Everything but the few Doujins that Koppe did have been. Thus, all his published, original works. This is the usual sign of Jewcob-faggotry afoot.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to an all monster school as an exchange student

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958998
Are you financially prepared to take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958973
I think I might in a little bit. But first, some writing, because I've put it off long enough.

Then I will sleep and hopefully dream of succubi, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958998

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959005
We've had one Anon do that one day, and then the holstaurus students broke out into a rape stampede in the campus. Guy tried multiple escape methods, but the monstergirls wouldn't let him go. It was a good thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959005
your boring, your idea is boring, and even if you did go to a all monster school it'd be a all monster boy school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959009
MONEY is not the issue here, what is the issue is where to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958172
Is that the LaMILFia? Damn KC has good tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958946
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959039
She looks exactly like Miia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959011
While we're on the subject- who here has dreamed of monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958946
so is this how it would be like to live in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember do not yank tanuki tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959056
you can't tell me what to do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958172
>tiny smith with a tiny gun in the party
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959019
i changed my mind
MILLIONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959056
Can I pet, brush, and molest tanuki tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959056
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959056
Is grabbing a handful of and massaging squishy tanuki cheeks in public to make them feel embarassed still legal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959041
>>13959046
Now just picture that as a Shirohebi.

>Ahh~n! This fire inside of me won't die down!
>I know, I know!
>You were born to love me!
>Let's drown in this fever together!
>Say it!
>Love Me! (xAd Infinitum)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958186
You're damn right, hell it looks like everyone except maybe Rachnee is way better.

[Anonymous No.]

True rabu IS A LIE

BETTER DEAD THEN RAPED

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Jinko to bully me by shoving my face into her abs and forcing me to lick them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959133
CHASTITY PRIME ONLINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954732
It apparently comes out the end of this month.
4/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959133
Enclave best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959166
Muscle monstergirls are olev.
>tfw that Goliath Arachne thing went nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959171
MISSION OBJECTIVE, THE LIBERATION OF LESCATIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959192
But humans live there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958976
He kept his daughter in a basement and had aids with her, not a big deal to mo stirs. What else did he do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959192
>>13959171
>>13959133
Being a member of the Order would be much more interesting if there were actually evil Semen Demons bent on making men into mindless cum-pumps and transforming human women into evil monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959209
>had aids with her,
Odd typo here.
>mo stirs.
Then there is this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959182
If only there were more than four muscle monster girls. Arguably five if you headcanon Kunoichi as buff. I mean, it would make sense- they're trained assassins after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959200
And they must be saved from the monsters using it for sexual tourism.

>Dat worldguide comment about how monsters love to fuck in the ruins of churches and desecrate the holy of holies in Lescatie now that it fell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959209
Google it special ed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959209
>aids

Phone Chan what the fuck? Kids, he had KIDS with his daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /mgg/, my old enemy and dear friend.
I've been gone most of summer, I miss anything good?

Any writing about that new abomination maid thing?

Did we have shitstorms about the furry-tier feet on that new dog girl?

Any new or newly dead writefags or artists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959223
>if you had knowledge of him like I do
>google it

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959232
>I've been gone most of summer
What month?
>>13959238
I'm not even that guy you replied to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959200
They were humans once. But no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959232
Are you anyone important?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959245
>What month?
Middle of June-ish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959215
Yeah, some more ambiguity on whether monsters or humans are better would be nice, but its a porn setting so its unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959232
No.
Nope.
Not really, she's well liked.
None.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959245
>not even him

Fuck you twice you damn interloper, hope a bear rips your damn throat out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959215
They still want to wipe up mankind just like they wiped out their own regular monsters to make monstergirls. Men will become incubi and humans will disappear from the face of the earth. They're just doing it because they love you, or sex. It's definitely one of those.

The problem really isn't the monsters which are suitably gray, it's the Order itself which is presented as a bunch of bumbling Saturday morning cartoon villains with dumb mooks and dumber heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959232
>I've been gone most of summer, I miss anything good?
I don't think so.

>Any writing about that new abomination maid thing?
Not much other than some little green in which they quarrel with kikis or make interesting uses of their shapeshifting powers.

>Did we have shitstorms about the furry-tier feet on that new dog girl?
The feet weren't a problem at all, amny monster girls have paws for feet. The shitstorm came from her 'vest' thing, since many say it's attached to her body.

Mostly everyone seems to be ignoring new Soldier Beetle MG. Is she that uninteresting for /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958232
>Polyphemus was blinded by ramming a sharpened shaft of wood into his eye
>So he got his revenge on man by making his descendants hot as fuck
So that you can still ram your wood into them, but it'll be pleasurable for both sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959268
i like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959268
I like her just wish we had more info on her and less headcannon/threadcannon stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959255
Alright then. Keep in mind that I'm going by memory.
>Any writing about that new abomination maid thing?
Harblador wrote quite a few abomination related one-shots.
>Did we have shitstorms about the furry-tier feet on that new dog girl?
Nah, I don't really think anyone cares about her
>Any new or newly dead writefags or artists?
Fortunately we've had consistent bits of artwork from latenight, and writefags are going at their normal pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959261
I mean as presented the change is minor and rather objectively superior to keeping regular humans around. Its like whated weasker wanted in RE5 but without killing anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959268
I think it's the opposite, she might be too monstrous. At any time, we're talking about kikis, anubi, succubutt's, harpies, and other "cosplay" ones. The most monstrous girls we discuss at any time are ushi and mukades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959268
If she had write/drawfaggotry, she'd probably gain more attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959251
I'm a Lieutenant in the Mooquisition and Secretary-General of the Onee-Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959292
Onee-Sabbath story when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959268
I like her design but not so much her canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959298
I see people mentioning this alot, is there like a greentext it spawned from somewhere or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959281
>objectively superior to keeping regular humans around

Not to bring this up again, but if I won't someone else will. Incubi are physically superior like monsters, but monster culture itself is just one of sloth, indulgence and stagnation. Kind of the point really when you consider it's supposed to be the polar opposite of the Japanese salaryman life. Hakuna Fucktatas and all that. But objectively, not really a step up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959306
Just some people cycling through old ideas and thinking they're new and special again. Opposite-sabbath is in it's third cycle I think now. Earliest one I can remember was when it was called Humpday as a joke that Wednesday was on the opposite side of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959232
The only dead writefaggots are people nobody liked or cared about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959306
>I see people mentioning this alot,
It receives very little attention, so it's not exactly common.
>is there like a greentext it spawned from somewhere or what?
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959268
I'd be interested in her whenever her info gets translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959045
I think I did, once. But it was months ago and in don't really remember it. There might've been a dragon. Or not.

Actually, come to think of it, talk of lucid dreaming in these threads has been on the rise, for better or for worse.
I reckon I'll go back to keeping a dream journal, just to see if my subconscious sprays anything interesting against the toilet bowl of my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959341
But it already was, like two days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959332
I like some of the dead ones, too bad they're, well, dead. At least I think so, just came back and haven't checked on their stuff yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959341
It was already translated and it was nothing new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959336
I've never seen that particular cap

[Anonymous No.]

So nobody has done lewd maid hi-jinx with the new girl yet? That's an abomination!
Puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959306
It's just a bunch of memers forcing their bad meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959354
It's from way back in december, and it was some time after the Hellhound was added.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959359
no one is stopping you from trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959308
I agree. As an undergrad engineer, it's hard enough focusing on projects.
Becoming an incubus would make that career path impossible, since one could only think about sex. Which is why I've always had opposing feelings about hypothetically being in a relationship with a MG.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys been praisin' the sun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959345
>>13959353
Oh so it was that's interesting. Soldier beetle story when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959376
The sun can suck my balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959373
>Since one could only think about sex
That's been pointed out numerous times as an exaggeration. Not to mention, with the added stamina you get from the transformation, don't you think that might lead to more time, both for sex and studies?

Having an Anubis Waifu to help you micro-manage would be nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959045
Three times. Alps each time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959387
>"Alright anon, it's time for a thirty minute 'ravage my ass with your gigantic dick' session."
>"You can finish the taxes after."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959045
Only once. Big warm cuddly threesome with fire elemental twins (not Ignises though- I hadn't found the MGE at this point).

[Anonymous No.]

How many minutes of headpats should a kiki get in one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959388

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959442
Maybe like 5% gay for not minding alps. What's the limit for this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959387
Yeah, I realized that's probably an exaggeration. Should've mentioned having a greatly increased libido instead.
In any case, I would still think twice about settling down with a MG with my career path. Assuming they don't make that decision for me, which they will probably try to.
Besides, I don't think they would appreciate me working long nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959441
Two hours for infants, spread out across the day.
An hour for toddlers, across the day.
An hour for children, split into three twenty minute sessions
At least twenty minutes for adults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959387
It's an exaggeration to say they you only think of sex. It's not an exaggeration that everybody is lazy as fuck and only show up to work if they can be arsed on a particular day. Even the guide points out how unreliable monsters are for any kind of job.

>Moshi Moshi, Tanuki desu.

>WHY AREN'T YOU HERE FOR THE STOCKHOLDERS MEETING?

>Oh, I was going to be there, but then my hubby started brushing my tail and...

>Whatever. Get over here NOW. Sir Stabbenheim is literally going to skewer me if you don't lay out a plan in the next hour to put us back in the black next quarter

>Oh don't be so dramatic. I'm leaving now...Hubby stop it, I'm on the phone. Oh, Mr. Tanukenstein, are you suggesting my assets need another capital injection? Well far be it from me to turn down such a generous offer.

Mrs. Tanukinstein's assistant was later admitted to MGC general with several stab wounds. He would acquire a crushed pelvis while there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959446
>What's the limit for this thread?
15%, but anything over 2-3% can and will result in insults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959397
Does anyone have that Anubis thing where they get their jollies off by talking about numbers and business?
I'd provide more details, but right now I can't even remember if its a greentext or a Pastebin story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959377
When you git gud and learn to love the Pargon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959465
This is why you never work for a tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959508
Pargon sucks. Redgormor best rune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959465
Poor Tanuki Assistant guy, he deserves better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959545
I dunno man. I just don't have the drive to commit to something as mediocre as Soldier Beetle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959523
I want to work for a Tanuki and be her secret boytoy.
She'll be just as harsh with me as everyone else, but only I'll notice that gaze that lingers for just a moment longer than usual, and that nearly imperceptible shift in posture that makes her tits look amazing from my vantage point.
She'll scream at me over a project not being done, and demand I stay to finish it, only to double back to the office after everyone leaves and fuck me in every cubicle on the floor, with the only evidence being a slight smell that lingers just long enough for my coworkers to catch a whiff in the morning and ask "Why does this place always smell like squid in the morning?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959576
I want to go to HR to complain about sexual harassment from my tanuki boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959553
>Mediocre

Nigga, you what?

She's a soldier beetle. SOLDIER. BEETLE.
She's what happens when you breed Kamen Rider with a tank, and raise the child on a diet of suplexes.
No weapons? You'd best believe she can move like a Transformer and conjure up some monster beating stick that makes an Insect Glaive look like a hotdog with a plastic knife taped to one end.
I mean, fuck, man, she could send cars flying just by jogging down the street. She makes ushi onis look like squishy bags of beef and spider pubes in comparison.

Just tell me truthfully you can look at that fine, shiny carapace and not want to take a ride on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959586
>implying HR would do anything about it, except try to take you for themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959462
>only twenty minutes
I'm headpatting her till my arm falls off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959594
Reminder not to overcharge your Kiki with headpats. Excess headpatting will cause hyperactivity, uncontrolled increases in strength, and poofy feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959591
Maybe I could report it to corporate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959594
You're going to make her bald in addition to making her maid so hard your house becomes a clean room, Anon. Please pat responsibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959586
They'll just tell you to stop wearing those skin-tight short-shorts and mid-driff revealing top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959603
It can also cause Random Assault on Pelvic Entirety

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959607
But here's only more tanukis there. Each one more overt and forthcoming than the last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959590
I don't care about her. If you're going to get in a tiff because I don't think she's worth writing about personally that's your own prerogative, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959607
>report it to corporate
Are you insane or do you just badly want to be raped? Because this sounds a lot like the start of a gangbang to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959455
Out of curiosity, what sort of engineering discipline are you interested in pursuing a career in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959617
But my clothes are modest so it can't be my fault
>>13959626
>>13959632
What if I complain to the CEO, that should get results

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959594
The twenty minute rule is there for a reason. However, it only applies to patting of the head, and not other places.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959635
The CEO is a silver-haired kitsune with piercing blue eyes, who likes to drink scotch while pondering at her Pondering Window,
The moment you walk in, she'll address you with a husky tone, and you'll walk out, hours later, minus your underwear and plus one salary raise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959603
Acceptable.
>>13959618
Optimal.
>>13959638
Mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959635
Yeah, that'll get results alright.
Whether you like those results is another matter entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959631
I wasn't getting in a tiff. I was just being silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959648
>>13959656
What about my complaints of harassment?/ Man if this shit doesn't get fixed I'm join a Union

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959641
Ah, are you the teller, Ma'am?
Wonderful, I need to make a deposit immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959657
Well whatever. I have too many story ideas to procrastinate over as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959653
What happens when you give her so many headpats that she enters Hypermode?
If she doesn't vent all that caring energy somehow, it could kill her or corrupt her, turning her into a feral, headpat-seeking beast.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a secretary for a high up Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959661
>join a Union
That's the idea, Anon. Do you prefer a large ceremony or something more private?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959666
Masturbation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959666
You know exactly what I would do in that situation Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dragon as my boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959671
I was going for a Worker's Union, I don't want to marry my attacker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959680
And I'd like to be a rock star but we'll both have to settle for what's reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959641
Dammit google gives nothing, what is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959683
But surely this company should have a Union?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959686
You might be in a right-to-work state, so not necessarily.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be forced to accompany a group of Tanuki businesswomen to the bar to be their designated driver

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959465
At the same time, they point out that no one really needs to do their job that much, as they can get by from just fucking all day.
A world where MG's won would be...different to be sure, im not sure if it would be better or worse though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959690
Well my state is right to work. Shit! Better try and get my work done and keep my head down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959691
So you can convince them to give you power of attorney over all of them while they're wasted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959700
What a diligent attitude! Sure to draw the favour of your Pharaoh manager!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959713
No so I can get the promised 50 dollars for driving them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959717
But I want to go unnoticed after my failure to stop the harassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958232
>>13959271
>So he got his revenge on man by making his descendants hot as fuck

Why would you do this? To temp men and destroy them, right?

[Anonymous No.]

1420th for big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>ED and OP got switched around this week on EMG.
Okay, that was a bit clever.
Rachnee has a cute laugh.

Also what the hell, I got warned for reporting the TFT shill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959735
>Also what the hell, I got warned for reporting the TFT shill.
You too? Godamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959725
But such behaviour should not go without reward. Now you've been invited to the Pharaoh's office personally for a... commendation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958946

>video is blocked in your country

WELL FUCK YOU TOO SHITRECORDS!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be that one jaded employee who goes to work to do his job like a robotand then go straight home after the shift and straight for bed to sleep because work starts in 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959740
Can I turn the recorder on my phone to make sure I record the meeting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959691
>be young salaryman
>just about to finish one of my firsts 16 hour shifts, when one of my senpais comes into my cubicle, and sits her fluffy behind on my desk
>asks me if I want to join her and the other senpais for some drinks
>I think hard for an excuse, but she quickly re-phrases her question
>I will join her and the other senpais for some drinks and light fondling
>before I can question the last part she grabs me by my tie and drags me outside, where the others are waiting
>for women that hardly reach up to my chin, they have a commanding presence
>the following four hours are nothing but a feast of excess and debauchery, as they spend the equivalent of my entire month's salary in a single glass of wine
>this is however a much better deal, I notice, as my senpais furiously haggle over every order, cutting nickles and dimes here and ther
>the owner is having an easier and easier go at it, as they drink their body weight in booze
>now they can hardly slurr their orders, and the cupid waitress swiftly leaves before they can sell her on a fantastic 9.5% APR loan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959743
You are in luck, Anon. Your goal is within reach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959739
>>13959735
Weird. Which posts were they?

Also, still waiting for the newest episode to finish downloading. Can hardly wait for Rach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959748
>9.5% APR loan
From a Tanuki? What's the catch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959745
She already has cameras setup in the bedroo-- I mean, back office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959748
They are gonna have to sleep at my place aren't they? Because I doubt they will be able to slur our directions hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959755
The one where he was going "There is literally nothing wrong with TFT" or some shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959745
Real talk time: if you seriously wanted a job while being able to report sexual harassment, then you should have joined one of those paladin-ran companies instead.
File your two-week's notice, start looking for another job, and do your research this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959758
Fuck better get this meeting over with, probably won't last long so I won't be wasting company time talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959739
>>13959735

>Reporting a post that references a monster-girl fan blog
>In the monster girl thread.
>Get warned for submitting for vexatious reports.

I don't know what you were expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959691
Oh god fuck that, cackling like hens in the back and saying things to you, hugging you from behind and smearing their crummy lipstick all over your face. When you help them to their building one of them slips you the tongue and another grabs your balls not too delicately and you walk funny for too days. Then your piee of shit boss says they've asked for you by name the next time they're in town and in so many words tells you to fuck her for HIS bonus, not even thinking of cutting you in. FUCK TANUKIS!

And fuck you Tom, if only you knew your wife is getting blacked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959765
But those companies are already full and the pay here is just so great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959734
I call bullshit, that guy would not be alive, let alone conscious with those injuries.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a poor Tanuki who is down on her luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959783
Read ThunderBrother's latest story then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959770
Are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959788
Because I want to be lazy, Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959748
>I notice that there seems to be some sort of bid war in progress
>they bitterly recall past loans, gifts, and petty offenses as leverage against each other
>some sort of bottle-cap economy has sprung up as well, and right now my manager is battling the CFO for control of the beer market
>finally I realize the current object in sale as the seating arrangements shift with the exchanges, it seems every one of them wants to be next to me
>an hour later it is down to the CEO herself and one of the new hires
>the CEO is in full control of the cap market, yet her challenger is unfazed
>she writes an offer in a napkin, probably the last nail in the coffin for my kouhai, when the waitress brings another owner
>twenty whole cases of bud-light
>the CEO can only watch in silent horror as the cheap, yet equally capped bottles crash the fledging market
>she bitterly moves away, as the triumphant young tanuki rises and plops down on my lap
>the excitement and drinking have taken their toll however, and she only manages to rest her head on your shoulder before the drifts peacefully to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959791
http://pastebin.com/u/ThunderBrother

[Anonymous No.]

I want to start a small business with my Tanuki friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959791
Falling leaves. Here's the link for chapter 1:
http://pastebin.com/Jry689pJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959793
Damn CEO got rekt, This is gonna end in a Tanuki pile won't it?
>>13959797
>>13959799
Thanks guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959775
YOUR WILL TO LIVE TO TAP THAT AGAIN IS TOO LOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959789
>[ANGRY HUMAN NOISES]

[Anonymous No.]

Short chubby tanuki's are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959847
>"WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959799
I-it ends happy right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959756
Let's just say that bodily autonomy is not part of the deal

>>13959793
>finally everyone has their fill, and I drag them to the company van, the owner and his cupid waitress helping with the heavy load
>ask them for directions, but they only get to bubble a few nasty pick-up lines
>I am too tired for this shit
>take the CEOs info from her card, and drive to her house
>as part of the deal the kouhai gets shotgun, and lays her head on my lap the whole way
>the mansion is visible a mile away, something worthy of Scrooge McDuckgirl
>the kiki maids inside seem to be ready for this as they take the sleeping tanukis and take them to the guest bedroom
>the one, single guest bedroom
>the many pillows, poles and restraints littlering the room, and the single large bed leaves little doubt as what this room is used for
>before I can return to the van I get quickly overwhelmed by bushy tails, and dropped into a growing pile of drunk tanukis on the floor
>the winner is yet again atop the others, resting her body on my own
>she takes her last prize, a chaste, sweet peck on my lips
>she shyly takes a paper from her pocket, and timidly asks if she can have my cellphone number
>i am happy to obilge, and she asks me to write my name so she can remember who it is
>okay
>and my autograph, because she is my biggest fan
>goddamit can she just go to sleep like the senpais?
>and initials here
>okay
>and here
>and another signature here
>you ssn
>give me your thumb
>just a prickle of blood
>finally, she puts away her pen, notary seal and copy of Rules of Contract Law Statutory Supplement by Charles Knapp and dozes off, her quiet snores making me drift off to a sweet sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959847
That really does make her look like a girl attached to a spider with superglue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959847
Now I can only imagine sitting back-to-back with an arachne and using her like those electric massage chairs.

Though speaking of arachnes and massages, man, a back massage from one must feel glorious with all those limbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959847
>We got aras, a cute laugh, and Rachnee being lewd.
This was a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959849
TB averages about one chapter a month. His last story took well over a year. We probably still have months to go before any sort of finale.

That being said it's a good story. It's just no one that shoehorns the MC and girl together on rails, like a high speed train (unlike, say, 90% of MG romance stories). But slower progression doesn't necessarily mean a bad outcome, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959853

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959850
Oh fuck we got tricked

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959850
did he just get married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959850
Enjoy your new Tanuki Wife.

>>13959858
Why is Rachnee so cute?
I want an Arachne to tie me up and tease me until I beg her to fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959850
>multiple signatures
>ssn
He fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959870
I remember there was a poll a looong while back when we were PsychoFox was still documenting everything MGC related from threadcanon and created some sort of cohesive guide to MGC as written by /mgt/

Anyways, the poll was about how anons thought divorce and marriage should work. Everyone pretty much agreed with KC's sex = marriage notion. As for divorce, the overwhelming majority was an effective tie between "no divorce, ever" or "divorce only if abuse or manipulation (toxin addiction, spells, etc)".

So if that holds true, in MGC all you need to do is rape to get a marriage license. All that paperwork is just superfluous.

[Anonymous No.]

What would she call you if she were real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959888
Master.
Even if she's not a Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959883
Tanukis are all about financial domination in my opinion
What fun is there in raping a guy if you can't liquidate all his assets and garnish his wages forcing him to rely on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959888
is that a roper on the left?
i want to hug that girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959888
Nothing, because she wouldn't talk to someone like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959888
Cheesenugget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959888
"Dear", "Runt", "Honey" and My name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959888
We'd make a game of calling each other increasingly embarrassing names in public. In private "dear," "husband," "or my name would do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I'm fucking off to bed. Can someone check under the bed for boogeywoman for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959888
"Mmmph," because if she was real I'd be too busy being stuck to her lips for her to get a word out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959943
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959943
Don't worry, she's there to take care of her good boy. Just go to sleep, she'll sing you a lullaby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959943
You know if a Boogeywoman is under your bed it won't matter if you check right?
She'll drag you under and rape you if you look and she'll drag you under and rape you if you don't.
But if you look under and shine a flashlight in her face, She'll slither her shadowy self up onto your bed and rape you there,
But it'll be a lot more tender and loving.

[Anonymous No.]

So we're getting a new girl tonight right?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I'm also tired, night you guys. I hope to dream of nothing and not die in my sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959891
I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959943
I will.
If I'm not back in 15 minutes, leave me to my fate.
No, don't send help.
No, really, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959961
Doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959961
No? We just got one
KC was fast on the Kobold to Stag beetle girl, but not that fast to release another girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959968
>>13959974
1) Soldier Beetle / August 12th

2) Kobold / August 5th

3) Shoggoth / July 29th

And KC did his powering up tweet. You sure?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop getting tired anons.

That's how they get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959961
>>13959968
>>13959974

KC averages about three weeks between MGs. But even if his schedule has changed permanently (as per the last three or so MGs), he always does his twitter post, "KC is charging up power!" thing a few hours before each release.

So unless he's posted one of those on twitter, the answer is always: no, he's not about to release a new MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959977
It was a phase. You can power-up as much as you want but you're going to burn out

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never grab a Minotaur by her horns and facefuck her
>You'll never pound deep into her mouth and feel her gasp for air
>You'll never keep going until you fill her mouth with your cum.
>You'll never try to pull out only for her arms to suddenly shoot up and wrap around your hips, keeping you inside her mouth.
>She'll never suck as hard as she can on your overstimulated dick until you spray every last drop of your cum into her throat.
>You'll never nut in a monstergirl's mouth and then have the tables turned on you when she keeps sucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959858
Best Girl has arrived in FULL FORCE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959990
Rachnee bondage doujins when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959983
>facefucking horned monstergirls
That's my fetish. Thanks Seafoam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959983
Good, I'm not into being a switch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959977
>And KC did his powering up tweet.

No he didn't. Not since the Soldier Beetle one on Aug 12th. Which was for the soldier beetle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956941
>>13957960
>Okayado referencing old as fuck memes
Is EMG trash now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959983

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960039
I think this has more to do with the translation than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960039
The /mgt/ thread is pretty meme heavy, more so than EMG. Just look at a mere two hours ago:

>>13959735
>>13959739

So caught up in the "everything involving bob is terrible" meme they thought they were even immune to board rules about false reporting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959888
Seeing these covers it depress's me that there are so many story books that dont have translations. Hell i think theres one dedicated solely to wonderland monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960049
Even ignoring the translation the clear meme intent is right there. It's pretty much "Us Nipponese Memes, amirite guiz? XD"

>>13960058
>A retarded thread on 4chan is comparable to a manga/anime series
Don't be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

1500th for the chief god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960078
Do you get off on being stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960089
I don't know do i look like a wurm to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959981
True, but KC has gone through some real Rapid-Fire Phases before. Though not like this...

Once every two weeks was great before, now it's like, once a week. It's incredible. I wonder how long he'll keep it up?

>>13960002
Oh I eagerly look forward to C89...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960058
What the fuck does that have to do with EMG? Are you tired of the peace and quiet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960078
Chief Goddess worst Goddess. Praise Amaterasu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960075
>>13960096

Point is it's a bit hypocritical to call EMG "trash" over a single meme when the thread we're constantly in has a meme at least once every hour or so.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a maso sea bishop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960095
Given EMG's popularity, I look forward to a surge of Monstergirl porn.
Maybe some Hentai that isn't about elves or Succubi for once.
I want Lamia Hentai or Holstaurus Hentai, or even Arachne Hentai by the same people who made Kyonyuu Fantasy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960105
Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960105
That's retarded, a shit thread doing something is different from a company and creator doing something.

Are you going to defend this too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960111
I want different monstergirl stories in general that don't at least completely revolve around porn.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a training montage with a baphomet coach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960120
That's nice, I'd like more material to feed my goddamn fetish for Vanilla monstergirl stuff.
You'd be surprised how hard that can be to find.
And by "Vanilla" I mean without /d/ tier shit, and starring something other than an elf, a vampire, or a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960122
What music do you use? THIS IS IMPORTANT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960039
>Doppel-chan's introduction is "Were you expecting a cute girl? Too bad, it's me!"
>Lala has done yukkuri at least once
You've noticed this now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960129
This may sound like something really retarded, but I just want a straight romantic lamia story that's something like FF8.
But you know, without the emo protagonist and the dumb origin story of everybody knowing each other as kids and then forgetting they knew each other as kids.

Something simple like a lamia is destined to become the next vessel for Apep, but she doesn't want that, but she along the course of the story comes across several followers who have become possessed by Apep him/herself to try and take over her mind body and spirit.

Halfway through, she finally gets possessed herself, and MC has to save her and shit.
But I don't think that's ever gonna happen because I specifically said I wanted it to be like FF8, and that's dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959978
But who? I'm tired too but I'm not going to sleep if the chupacabra is after me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960163
> without the emo protagonist
Squall was a pretty cool guy though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960163
Does your idealized LamiaFF8 story also include all those shitty sequels where eventually the Lamia is a grimdark nihilistic pseudo-god in the last iteration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960175
Naw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960175
Why would he do that to himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959735
It was unexpected and made me realize how much better it worked that way because it was a MON episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960181
>>13960200

Oh wait, that was FFX, not FF8. My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960206
You sure you don't mean 13?
Because that sounds like something that happened in 13.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you ready to take your sexy adventure-archaeologist diving for a wreckage while keeping away from the Loan Sharks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960225
Probably. It's been too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960227
But she is a cool beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960243
Did you see her dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960245
The coolest!

[Anonymous No.]

Have the Pharaohs existed longer than the Apophi? I'm talking about pre-DL stuff here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960250
Pharaoh is the Embodiment of the Living Sun, of course they have been around. Apophis is just a bunch on animate sour grapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959734
>>13959807
Isn't this a dead game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959888
I would do anything that Tanuki asked me to do!

ANYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960250
Technically speaking, Apophi were created to sabotage the pharoahs by the old demon lord. So yeah, the pharaohs did exist longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960260
She wants Junko's pelt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960260
Even buy a timeshare?

>>13960267
Junko has a bar tab that isn't going to cover itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960260
>>13960267

And she wants you to go pick up some elbow grease. And headlight fluid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960267
I'll shave it off a Jinko while she's asleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960267
She gets tossed in the oven then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960270
Elbow grease? How stupid does she think I am? When I come back with that headlight fluid, that'll show her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960269
>Junko has a bar tab
How did she get a bar tab when she has an infinite bottle of vodka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960281
"Giant drunk Tiger woman! I am of cutting you off now!"
>"Niet!"
"Be of removing fat Tiger ass from bar stool!"
>"CYKA!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960281
>Someone homeless having access to a magical bottle that can produce infinite amounts of valuable liquid. Not even including the one attached to all her hobo "friends."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960292
Are you still butthurt over that Jinko incident?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960292
Anon, please. Alpenstein never wrote anything about her having friends of any kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960257
Nah, S-Purple still working on it. He just posted some stuff on his Tumblr some hours ago.

I think the latest versions are just restricted to Patreon donators, but I'm sure you can still find them somewhere for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960325
I just hope its gets finished, I'm really looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960314
Probably because he wouldn't know how to write about having friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960257
Version 6.4 was just released, like, two weeks ago?

It also pulls in $40000 a month on paetron. For that much money it would be more profitable to hire someone to do all the work for you than to stop working on the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960276
>tfw this was 10+ years ago
I feel old

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960333
And yet, someone once complained how one of his stories made them feel shitty for not having friends like the MC did.
But we were talking about Junko. Who doesn't have any friends because of how unlikable she is.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to Mars and fight a race of highly evolved Devil Bugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960339
Dass rayciss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960339
>Devil Bugs
>highly evolved
Ha. Good joke.

>>13960342
No, this is racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oni discovers she has a rare liver condition
>She can no longer drink alcohol

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960370
>Give her a Undead Grey Lamentation Mushroom http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Grey_Lamentation_Mushroom
>Turn her into a Ghoul
>Make semen her new drink addiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960370

Introduce her to weed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960381
I want that and a Wurm to get together with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960370
I want to squeeze that oni's belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957474
>”Yeah, laugh it up Necromancer but getting into the tomb isn’t going to be easy,” the specter growled, although you couldn’t tell if her body or your smile incensed her more “the tomb’s guarded night and day by loyal soldiers of the church and every hallway is armed with traps and trials to test the faithful, the elves may not even get a shot at you.”
>Trials? Challenges? Traps?! OH be still your beating heart! Too long had you been limited to petty trials of combat, it was finally time to show off that a dark lord can have brains and not just brawn!
>”I don’t think that’s going to frighten him off paladin,” your skeletal protector chuckled as she saw you face, an uncharacteristically happy smile placed there for all to see, “if anything it’s just making him more eager to go.”
>”Oh, don’t worry, it’ll be gone in a moment,” the ghost smirked, as she flew in close “I haven’t told him where it is yet.”
> - - - -
>Why? Why, why, why, why, why?
>Why is it that every time you need something it’s ALWAYS in the damned wastelands.
>Need iron for weapons?
>Wastelands
>Dragon skeleton as a centerpiece for your dark legions?
>Back to the wastelands!
>Want some bodies to raise so you can chase off the elves your zombified wurm had pissed off?
>Hope you like dirt, dust, and the sun beating down on you because you’re heading back into that hellhole!
>Just like the spirit had said, your mood had soured in less than a second, your smile reverting back into a grumpy frown as you once more walked through the land of brown and bloom.
>Sure, the tomb of the fallen didn’t require you to go too far into the wastes, and your former paladin guide cut down on aimless wandering, but it still didn’t change the fact that this place was terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960381

>"Hey...hey, you the pizza guy?"
>"Yeah, triple-extra mushrooms with garlic and onions, that's me."
>"Hey, ya wanna like...stay a while? Chill out? Smoke a bowl? Watch a movie? Maybe get raped?"
>"Oh...nah, that's cool, you gotta do what you gotta do. It'll be what'll be."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960411
>Not even adding the skeletons of two lost travelers, killed by thirst if you had to guess, to your party raised your spirits, a dour cloud hanging over you until the sun sunk below the horizon and your spirit guide brought your party to a halt.
>”Tomb’s just up the cliff there,” the ethereal woman told your group, one gauntleted hand pointing to the top of a sheer cliff face, “better be ready for a fight, I hear that the guards are crusade veterans who can put even our most experienced soldiers to shame and can defeat the demon lords dullahan knights with but a single swing of their sw-“
>”You talking about the guy pissing over the side?” your trusty body guard asked as, like she said, a man in shiny looking plate walked to the edge, removed his codpiece, and began to urinate in front of everyone.
>You never knew a ghost could blush like that before, a lovely shade of gray creeping across her face while her body, armored hand holding yours, moaned a disgusted sounding “Groooooss.”
>Oh, you could already feel the expectations lowering amongst your party, along with the curious gaze of that tawny manticore who’d inexplicably tracked you down again.
>Seriously, every time you’d come here she’d be there, watching you from an overlook or, like she was currently doing, peering out from a scraggly shrub as you went about your business.
>And currently, that business was figuring out how to get up a flat cliff face.
>”Your first trial will be the test of faith,” the paladin explained, showing off the seemingly flat side of the cliff “although the side of this mountain appears to be flat, there are handholds that only true believers can find, letting them cli-“
>It was the wurm’s turn to interrupt the dead holy warrior now, groaning out “Haaang ooooon” as she slithered up to the cliff, her serpentine tail warping you up in a vice like hug as the paladin’s corpse and your skeleton warlord mounted her back like she was a horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960424
>You’d barely managed to shift your slumbering familiar from your shoulders to your arms before the wurm’s fist slammed into the rock with a resounding crunch, ruining the test of faith as she made her own hand holds up the side of the mountain.
>It seems that the test of faith was never intended for wurms, the trial becoming trivial in the face of the earth dragon’s super strength, much to the ghost’s shock.
>You didn’t care, you were here to test your intellect, not your faith or strength.
>It didn’t take long for your underlings climbing to attract attention though, a familiar, and now pants wearing, figure returning to look down at you with a look of surprise.
>”What the hell’re you doing?!” An elderly sounding voice shouted down as your advance continued, the zombie and skeleton clinging to the wurm as she passed the halfway mark “You can’t pass the test like that! It’s cheating or something!”
>Don’t care! Necromancer!
>”Nekomancer? The hell is that?”
>NO! NECROMANCER!
>”I heard ya the first time!” the man shouted back at you, leaning over the cliff “I was asking what you WERE!”
>”I think that’s a cat sorcerer or somethin’” another, equally ancient sounding voice called as a helmetless head with a bald head and beard as white as snow peered down at you, “See! ‘e’s even got a cat in ‘is arms…I think…”
>The slumbering familiar twitched in your arms at the old men discussing her but evidently that wasn’t enough to wake her, although you weren’t surprised considering she was sleeping through the grinding, crunching noises. Instead the girl just curled up in your chest and let out a tiny, rumbling purr as you held her tight, doing your best to keep her from slipping free.
>”W-what are they doing?” the ghost hissed as the two, quite elderly, guards discussed what you’d shouted up at them “They were supposed to be great warriors! Loyal soldiers to the church and faith!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960370
Cuddle her and give her sweets, trying to find something to substitute that alcohol hole.

>>13960398
This too.

[Anonymous No.]

>”And they probably were twenty years ago,” the skeleton called, maintaining her grip on the wurm with just her legs as she secured her weapons, “guess some of the bones were looking for aren’t just inside the tomb eh?”
>There it was again! She has to be doing this on purpose.
>Sadly, further investigation was halted as yet another voice joined the men above you.
>”Nah that’s a little girl right there!” the man, a squatter specimen with a wispy gray beard, shouted, ignoring you like the rest “Don’t know why she’s got cat ears though….must be a member of them cults or something.”
>”A cat cult!? I though we cleared all of them in the purge of ‘16” the first warrior asked as he became more engrossed in the conversation than your wurm reaching the top “Right nasty they were, got a buncha scars from those claws they ‘ad.”
>”Nah, those thing’s had a lot more fur than this one does, kept tellin’ me to get milk for them too!” blading paladin two replied, “Never felt more fun chasin’ them off than I did that da-“
>A final crunch announced your party’s arrival at the top, the warlord hopping off the wurm as if she were dismounting a horse.
>The body of the paladin let in a….less than graceful manner.
>By which you meant she slumped off and landed face first on the ground, her spirit letting out a moan of embarrassment to match her corpse’s groaned “Oooowwwww.”
>”Oh come on, that was on purpose!” the shade berated as he body lay unmoving on the ground “There’s no way you cou- you’re fishing for attention aren’t you?”
>If she was, the body didn’t say so, still laying there as if expecting something.
>She’d need to wait to wait on that front as the wurm had yet to release you, instead wrapping you up in her coils and asking you if she’d “Doooone goooood.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960431
>Nekomancer
Heehee. I kinda want a cat-Familiar now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960440
Sorry it's so dead at this hour, Average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960470
No problem, I'm writing up the last chunk now.

>>13960447
Yeah, they'd be cute, although my views on familiars are probably pretty obvious at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960440
>>13960470
But at least some of us got to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960440
>maintaining her grip on the wurm with just her legs as she secured her weapons
Imagine the leg-locking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960440
>Considering this progress was bringing you closer to leaving this place, along with the fact that she’d just hauled four of you up a good fifty feet of solid stone, you let her know that she had done good, although the headpat would need to wait as the trio of crusty crusaders seemed to have finally noticed your arrival.
>”Well fair nekomancer, although its quite unsportsmanlike, it seems that you've passed the trial of faith." the third, bearded man explained as the other two took their positions next to him, ceremonial halberds drawn, although it was more for supporting them than intimidation "It seems that the ol' 'Faith in your friends' clause lets this sorta thing get by."
>Friends may have been a bit of a strong word but you were willing to let it slide this time, although you dearly wished the wurm would let go.
>You'd yet to move passed the necessity of breathing and it was more than a little difficult with the coils wrapped around you.
>The old men didn't seem to pay you nor your quite dead compatriots any heed though, instead going through their speech as you fought to free yourself and the paladin's corpse stayed on the ground, moaning pathetically every now and then.
>"As such, you and yer friends are free ta test yer skills in the Tomb of the Fallen!" baldy said in his most boisterous tone, sounding so hammy that you would've thought he was a P'Orc "Now go forth and find yerselves some glory in the-"
>"Now just wait here a minute," the first soldier, the only one with a helmet, interrupted in an offended sounding tone "I thought this was the Sepulcher of the Saints! Not the Tomb of the Fallen!"
>"Your both wrong!" Number three chimed in on cue, his growl grabbing both of them "It's the Crypt of the Crusaders! Haven't either of you been paying attention?"

[Anonymous No.]

girls have four mouths!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960523
Neat.
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960523
This is the first manticore you drew in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960523
Good, now do Anna as a Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960523
Is this Manticore supposed to be based off someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960534
Shimoneta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960534
Look up Shimoneta.
Careful, it's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960537
>>13960541
Oh, I knew I recognized that face.
More yandere stuff when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960512
>You kind of stopped paying attention after that as it devolved into the trio bickering with each other once again, each of them arguing about what the proper title of the place was and how the other two were nincompoops, ninnies, or, and you had to give them credit for this one, as thick skulled as the bones inside.
>Seeing as nothing important, or dangerous, was going to happen, your bodyguard strode over to see how your attempts to struggle free from the wurm were going.
>The answer was not well.
>"Need some help my lord?" she asked with a grin on her face, red eyes watching you squirm in the grasp of your zombie servant "or do you think you can worm your way out of it."
>You felt the urge to scream but you fought it down, polity ordering the warlord to get you free so you could enter the damn tomb and get your skeletons.
>Still, if there was any solace to be taken at this moment, it was the fact that the ghost of the paladin had curled up next to her zombie as the revelation that the "Powerful, unbeatable warriors" were nothing more than a bunch of doddering old men who probably didn't even know what day of the weak it was, sobbing silently as her corpse, still laying on the ground, gave her translucent shoulder a pat with a moaned "Theeeeeere theeeeeere."
>Whatever, at least no one was screaming.

That's it for necromancer for now.
Next session will be him testing his wits against the ingenious traps and riddles that lay within.

Or trying too at least.

Don't know if I'll do P'Orcs next or more necromancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954680
you know, onaholes are varied and crazy enough on the inside that you could probably just use a normal one and fantasize about monster girls.

for things like self pumping onaholes? don't expect a solid one that doesn't have shitty motors, plastic parts that will break after 20 uses, or software integration that's competent for another 5 years, currently, japan seems to be far more invested in the plastic pussy business than the moving plastic pussy business.

also that shit's probably gonna run you like 400 dollars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960523
Draw Anna as a Shirohebi next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960547
Nighty night nigga. Keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960553
Honestly, I mostly just want the Holstaurus Tits
Red and blue variants for Oni. Delicious Brown variant for Minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

Alrighty, time for me to hit it.

Stay cool and don't burn down the thread, you'll get sent to the big house and forced to room with an ogre named Tina if you do.

And Tina isn't gentle.

She'll make you her bitch and sell you for some smokes.

And now I have the Monarch scene from Venture Brothers stuck in my head.

>>13960557
Thank you Anon, I hope I continue to meet your expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960567
Now I wonder what prison life with monstergirls would be like.
Who am I kidding, it'd be rape.
Though some of the girls might be starved for a warm man to cuddle up to at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959332
>No one liked Captain, Peterdnzl, DILLAW, Yananon, PRW etc...

I know its an old post, but damn your comment was stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960578
Are you ready for Brea the Butcher, a black scaled salamander with blue flames, to take you into her cell, throw you on the cot and cuddle you because it's been so long since she's been able to be with a guy?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to run a couple of strawpolls here, /jp/, please answer honestly.

http://strawpoll.me/5255023

http://strawpoll.me/5255029

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960582
What's a Yananon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960587
Fuck off. Futas aren't even girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960587
Define the last one: Am I receiving or is she receiving? And am I giving or is she giving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960583
>That spoiler
10/10 would marry when we got out.

>>13960587
The second question is too vague. Which one is me fucking her in the butt?

[Anonymous No.]

How much would you engage in eugenics with your monster waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960597
>>13960596
giving is you giving it to her, receiving is you receiving it from her, the options are specified, please read the questions and answers before asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960592
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960603
Monster girls already naturally do it. I'd still actively practice it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960148
YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960587
Please don't bring that evil here, I'd rather not start the shitpostathon back up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960620
>Not PUSH IT TO DA LIMIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DKHd_526b8

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! You've been convicted of monster lust in a strictly anti-monster nation! As punishment you are being thrown into a cell with one of those abnormal creatures that have been quarantined in a certain prison in the middle of nowhere to study the behavior and activity of the creatures. We think it was the idea of that smart new adviser of the single king of the nation that likes hiding in the shadows. Understand thy enemy and whatnot.

Roll for which MG
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
Roll 10 for body type
1. Normal
2. Hourglass
3. Chubby
4. Skinny
5. Fit
6. Dire
7. Pygmy
8. Loli
9. Pear
10. Pick one

Roll 10 for personality
1. Kuudere
2. Dandere
3. Genki
4. Light Yan
5. Johnny Bravo
6. Pettanko (chest is now flat)
7. Deredere
8. Lighty tsundere
9. Chuuni
10. Multiple personalities, roll two more

Roll 20 for quirk
1. None
2. Twins! Roll another personality and a quirk for both
3. Rapist
4. Battlescarred
5. Perpetually sleepy
6. Speaks a different language
7. Cuddleslut
8. Cuddledom
9. Bondage slut
10. Anal slut
11. Pai/Naizuri expert
12. Chimaera, roll another species
13. Tattoos, lots of em
14. Oral fetish
15. Baby hungry
16. Always feels too cold
17. Deathly afraid of other people
18. Loves nibbling at you
19. Pick one
20. Reroll for two

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960622
it's a strawpoll, please calm down and answer the questions provided, if you don't want to, then don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Hourglass mildly tsundere Succubus who speaks a different language
OH BABY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960637
gb2/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960592
Guy who wrote some nice yandere stories. The point was some of the best stories are from seemingly dead writefags, so I don't know what the other guy was talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>youko
We're off to a good start
>pygmy
Well, it isn't the worst thing to roll
>chuuni
Oh god
>Pai/naizuri expert
Yes/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>pear-shaped, chuuni Cupid that always feels cold
Hmmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636

>Skinny Genki Battlescarred Mermaid

War. War never changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Red Oni
>Pear
>Lightly tsundere
>Twins
>Chubby
>Kuudere
Twin Red Onis, one is lightly tsundere pear shaped the other is a chubby kuudere.
Where is that sweating man picture when I need it most. I can already tell there is going to be lots and lots of face sitting and reverse spit roasting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960582
Wish we could like, slit Alp's throat and get at least one of them back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Succubus
>Skinny
>Two personalities, both are Kuudere
>Is a bondage slut

Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960657
I'll fuck the throat slit and cum inside of Alp's throat, that might help

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Pear shaped light tsun Scylla/Yuki-onna chimaera
But I don't want ice cold tentacles all over my body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Chubby, Dandere Cancer who's baby hungry.

All the babies.

ALL THE BABIES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960660
But that would just make him more powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Chimaera
>Pygmy
>Multiple personalities, heh.
>FURTHER MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES (Guess I'll need to roll four times)
>Light tsun
>Johnny Bravo
>MORE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES
>Deredere
>Dandere
>Genki
>Yandere
>Tatooed

JESUS CHRIST, LET ME OUT OF HERE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960670
No it won't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960673
Oh, it will. That's how Alps work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Fit Genki Arachne who is a pai/naizuri expert and speaks in a different language
Did they throw me in with a jumping spider? Should be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960675
We'll see! I'll cum in all of Alp's holes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959728
It's all about the long con.
If all the men have sex with Cyclops' then there will only be more cyclops' and no more men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960672
You've got you're own little village right there. Hopefully the area they've got you in is big enough that you can build some structures and have her as your wife, the bank teller, grocery store checkout lady, mayor, a guards-person, and the jailor. You'll slowly lose your mind as you try an comprehend how all these different people are the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Large Mouse
I am not frightened.
>fit
I am aroused.
>Kuudere
I am greatly aroused.
>Baby hungry
Good End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960682
You lucky son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Hourglass Light-Yan Chochin-Obake that loves to nibble

Is that fire licking at my neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960679
That's really, really gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Dandere loli cheshire cat who's an anal slut

Unlimited boner works

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Chubby, chuuni, anal slut Dark Priest
Oh baby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960685
Who is gayer? I say the Alp faggot who gets raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960691
That may be so, but out of the two of us, you're the Gaylord who wants to fuck some hairy Swede who probably already has Jamal's seed in every hole.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it too much to ask for life to give me a haughty elf for me to break into a sex addicted pig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Amazoness
Oh good.
>Hourglass
Not bad.
>Light yan
Shit.
>Bondage slut
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960650
That sounds hilarious and heart-warming

>>13960653
So does that for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Arch Imp
>Dire
>Lightly Tsundere
>Tattoos

This is just a really immature Lilim, isn't it? And I won't be able to do anything but "love" her because MAH CHARMS.

I'm pretty sure the outcome of observing our coupling is declaration of exterminatus and maybe a nice friendly dispel on me.
Or a sudden spike in extremely friendly little girls after the adviser gets to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960523
Goddamit, way too fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960523
Wait, I think I just got it. The cleavage is the fourth hole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>hourglass sea bishop twins
#1=genki that is perpetually sleepy. So I guess she uses all her energy in short bursts then just suddenly shuts down when her tank is finally empty.

#2=Light yan and paizuri expert. She would get envious of the attention that her sister gets and try to win me over by rubbing her breasts on me.

I could have done much worse, so yay no slug girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959115
>except maybe Rachnee
I don't know man. That Rach-stomach is calling to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>pear shaped deredere anal slut Orc who's into bondage

RNG, please! My penis can only get so erect.
I'd be sure to out on hell of a show for any observers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
Rollin' species last for reasons
>Normal body
Boring but acceptable
>Chuuni
Oh dear
>19: Pick one
<3 Cuddledom
>Arch Imp

Wow, I forgot those were a thing. Looks pretty good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Twins
>Chubby Genki Cheshire Cat/Hellhound Chimaera Paizuri Expert
>Chubby Genki Cheshire Cat/Manticore Chimeara Cuddledom with Lots of Tatoos
>Two extremely energetic chubby Cheshires.
>One with the ferocity and instincts of a Hellhound and titfuck skills that would make a Holstaurus blush
>The other with a Tailpussy and a perchant for cuddly femdom.
Worth it. So fucking worth it.

Jesus christ what a set of rolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960747
Does she help you unleash your black flame dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

So why no Dragoon stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960582
I think Peterdnzl might still be lurking about...

PRW I still hope shall return one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960763
Because we have Drakengard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960763
Well, one guy was doing one but he hasn't done anything on it. And it would require backstory, setting, some grand plot worthy of jolly cooperation, and lots of effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960761
I wish I knew what that reference was. But alas, I am surely the most plebeian in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Pear shaped
>Light yan and Pettanko
>Oral obsessed
>Matango
I don't think this is going to help me stop lusting for monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960547
>or do you think you can worm your way out of it.
I'm sure he expected to bring a menace (back) into the world of the living when he raised her, though probably not this kind.

I'll never get tired of these bumbling, well intentioned undead. The little black cat familiar is icing on the cake, though I'm fairly biased when it comes to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960766
If Peterdnzl was around, how come there's no MG Black Lagoon?
>>13960768
Yes. And if you're not fucking Alp you can do it.
>>13960771
Chuuni wear eye-patches to seal those, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960763
>>13960768
>Hasn't done anything
I wrote a prologue!

I have ideas! There'll be more than just that picture and the prologue. Someday.

Probably. I'm not good at self-motivation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960547
More P'Orcs. Can't leave us without one or the other for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960767
So you're saying that instead of Dragoon stories, we're stuck with this? >>13954627

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960523
http://i.imgur.com/kokvQ4Q.png

Here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960777
>And if you're not fucking Alp you can do it.
Unless you're the guy that can only do cute and romance well. Supposedly.
>>13960779
Oh, there he is! I really am not in a position to tell you to get on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960763
Because we haven't started withholding anubii until he starts making chapters.

>>13960779
Don't think I won't do it. I have legos and an unmarked van.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960779
The sergeant says STAND UP AND WRITE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960782
Hey, you could have taken it and become the star of your own story! I admit it's not going to end well for you but still!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960788
But I don't want to take it! I want to kick them all out of the thread! I hate them! They're weird, creepy, ugly, and probably soulless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959641
>>13959685
pls respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960788
If I take it, what will happen? The Sword of Destiny has two edges, you see. One is death, and the other is me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960763
There's a wyvern girl in moose's, so MC is technically a dragoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960808
You get to work your way to four different endings, each one even worse than the last!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960767
>You will never be an edgelord out to kill the people who wronged you
>Accompanied by a child Wurm whom you raised, who is still physically stronger than you in every way, able to withstand cannonball strikes and tear open fortress walls with a swipe
>You will never berate her at every opportunity, calling her stupid enough times to have lost count
>She will never ask you when you plan to call her by her real name, only to tell her 'when she earns that right'
>She will never eventually earn that right when she protects you in your mortally wounded state
>Having killed the final boss by herself, minutes before your death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960815
Hooh. Fine. I will not choose. I will tread my own path to my own ending. I choose the impossible. I choose happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960818
Wurm... had a hard life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Hobgoblin
>Chuuni
>Skinny
>Lots of tatoos
Ech

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960826
The first two are alright but those last two really do not go at all with a Hobgoblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960818
Edgelords should not be allowed to raise children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960547
Nice job, man. Glad to see some more of it again. You going to add it to the bin?

>>13960636
>Normal Danuki, Double Kuudere, speaks a different language
Well, hopefully wanting to play with her tail goes beyond my own language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960830
Skinny hobgoblin is basically your ordinary goblin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960832
I don't see what you mean.
Zero raised Mikhail, and look at him, he actually, nevermind, point taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>Medusa
>Pigmy
>whatever Deredere memegirl is supposed to be about
>likes bondage

>>>Medusa
>>>Pigmy
The fuck?

How does one work with this? This is a thing, how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960840
Deredere is lovey dovey, and pygmy just means she's half her normal size. So you have a small romance snake that loves being tied up. Or tying you up, which is more likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960840
She's a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>"YOSH! Let's go Sir Anon!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960843
Oh, that sounds way better than I imagined.

I thought she was a nigger. A nigger medusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960848
Big. Wyvern. Titties.

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl that isn't aquatic would make the best French marine biologist girl that you'd want to go scuba diving with while she eagerly pointed out all the animals you come across and give you a long description about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960848
>YOSH
>Sir
You're so inconsistent, I think you're just an Alp Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960857
Does Selkie count as aquatic or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960848
>You will never go adventuring with a chuuni wyvern hero of justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960857
Doppel, and I say this simply because there was a comedy show where a guy used Cousteau as his fake identity.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are wyvern's always drawn with large tits when that would be detrimental to their flying abilities? Do all wyverns stuff their bras?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960849
How could you even come to that conclusion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960863
Why is chuuni so divisive around here?
>>13960867
Flyers need big pecs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960861
Of course she counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960867
>detrimental to their flying abilities
Who gives a shit when TITS and DRAGON GIRL WITH BIG TITS and FUCKING PENIS IN VAGINA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960867
Dragoons use selective breeding to produce Wyvern mounts with the biggest racks and thickest thighs.

Why the Dragoon Brotherhood does this is a mystery, steeped in tradition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960868
Ask Google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960867
Because heat rises. And a heart bounding with JUSTICE burns brightly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960867
They need to find a dragoon somehow, don't they? And that process starts really young, so they start stuffing at eight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960870
>Flyers need big pecs!
Bats aren't really known for their enlarged mammaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960878
I don't wana if its gonna lead me to niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960878
How are pygmy goats in any way niggers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960882
That's because they're just flying rats, and rats are flat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960874
>BIG TITS
Into the trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960882
Just wait until they get an art update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960886
>bats
>flying rats
>not pigeons
>>13960890
Alp pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960881
Still sad that I'll never grow up with my Wyvern arranged waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960882
No, they're known for hanging upside down from ceilings in massive groups, then descending on lone men foolish enough to wander inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960884
>Pygmy
>An ethnic group of indigenous people in Central Africa where the men average less than 4'11
Hmm...Learned something.
Still, in this scenario, assume it means 'half-pint.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960893
>Alp pls
Alps love titties! It proves they are heterosexual males!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960898
I want to use special brew hathor milk to give an alp a gigantic ass and flabby belly, but pathetic tiny breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960898
I want to use that logic to make them grow their own big titties!

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

>>13960867
I'm responsible for that. I'm not sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960897
Well, I was just being rude since I'm not interested in ugly looking Africans, but I'm pretty sure there are other kind of pygmy.

If she's actually tanned and hot I'll still take it because it still sounds like I took the jackpot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960902
>Look at how big my tits are now! This PROVES I'm a man!
>...wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960902
Of course! What man wouldn't want to fondle a set of breasts they can call their own? You feel them up too!
>>13960904
Take responsibility for their lack of aerodynamics!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960884
>pygmy goats-girls
FUCK.
Imagine a herd of a dozen, wide-eyed, goat-horned lolis who wont stop jumping everywhere or trying to headbutt everything they see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Vwsglnllw&ab_channel=CrazyFunnyStuffCFS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960907
At least she can fondle her breasts anytime she wants and cope a feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960907
>>13960913
Alps are dumb. No wonder they can't write for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960911
Would they try to jump onto my shoulders or back for rides?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960913
I'm going to sneak up on an alp masturbating and fondling her gigantic breasts and molest them from behind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960917
Not as bad as mice fuckers though. Can't stick to one thing and doesn't write enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960928
>>13960917
Alp and Nyanon go get a room and fuck already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960925
If an Alp has big tits then she's already in stage 3, RIP your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960924
Yes. Probably all at the same time. Everywhere.
And they would probably fight all of the time between each other for every single thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWvefaN8USk&ab_channel=4tehtrollolols

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>A fit Lizardman and Doppelganger Chimaera that's Genki and lightly tsundere
Sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Kenkou just posted his "gathering power" tweet a minute ago. New profile coming today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960942
>Implying he isn't gather power to release one later in the week

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960942
Also, apparently this next one is going to be a bit more monstrous than usual.
Prepare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960943
This isn't a spirit bomb anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960840
I'm gonna roll a second wife to have a harem and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Also because having a second wife sounds like fun when you have a Medusa wife.

Last number decides her quirk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959961
>>13959968
>>13959974
>>13959977
>>13959980
>>13959981
>>13960038
>>13960095
HA

I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS BULLSHIT BUT YOU WERE WRONG, KC HAS AVENGED ME

SUCK MY DICK CHOKE ON IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960947
It's totally going to be a spirit bomb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960946
Cu Sith confirmed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960952
Unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960952
Bit early there, champ.
You said tonight, but it is now early morning, which is after the night for it is no longer the night but instead the morning which comes after the night which you said the new girl would appear
Ergo, you were wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960948
>Arch Imp
>Hourglass
>Deredere
>Cuddledom
Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960946
>more monstrous

I hope it's an abomination and that it's the likable kind of abomination and not a fucking cu sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960957
If so, at least we can expect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960946
>Also, apparently this next one is going to be a bit more monstrous than usual.
God damnit why
KC can't draw monstrous girls at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960961
I don't care, I'm right and this thread was wrong about me not being right. As far as I care I have made this thread my bitch, and I the Alpha male.

>>13960962
Time Zones

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960964
You did that to yourself anon.

Bear the curse of having more than one wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960946
Why is KC drawing high monster percentage girls right now (Chaos girls, Kobold, Soldier beetle) when the cosplay tier girls are everyone's favorite part of MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960965
>>13960957
But dogs are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960779

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960976
>Kobold
>monstrous
No more than Holsts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960976
Because what kind of artist would he be if he did what people wants him to do rather than what he wants to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960953
>Spirit bomb girl
>Gets bigger the more 'energy' you give to her
>Will only hurt the wicked
>But takes forever to get out of bed in the morning

>Hellzone grenade girls
>Loli gangrape

How far can we go with this? Uncharted territory this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960970
>Time Zones
You fool, for that is where you are wrong once more! You could be from the moon or Jupiter but we use 4chan time in these parts
Ergo, the time in which you said tonight, which was last night, which is no longer tonight for it is morning which comes after the night in which you said tonight which was yesterday and not today for today is tomorrow since yesterday
So if it were to release tonight, which is today's night and not last night night in which you said tonight, you would be wrong. If it were to release later today you would be wrong. But if it were to release last night then you would be right
Ergo, you've lost. You cannot pass go. You cannot redo. You lose. Good day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960993
>>Hellzone grenade girls
>>Loli gangrape
Sign me the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960972
I like it.

I'M GOING TO ROLL OUR HOUSE PET!!!!

W-what, it's not like I want more cute monster girl wifes or anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960993
>BFG Girl
>She's big
>She likes to fuck
>And she's got guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960989
Except he only starts drawing monstrous girls when people start bugging him about it
See Tentacle and Cait Sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960994
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961000
I thought we had agreed on no futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960976
>Kobold
>Monstrous
Nyani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960946
Hahaha, time for Cu Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961004
Not that type of guns. Good god, someone get this man's mind out of the gutter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961000
>Kamehameha girl
>Pretty great fuck
>But everyone can use her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960985
>>13961005
Digitigrade legs and fur on her ass and crotch
Every other MGE girl with fur still has a bare butt and pubic area, but with Kobold that shit fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960998
>>>>INARI
>fit light yan speaks a different language

WELP.

Truly the waifu that I actually wanted in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961006
I'm pretty much ready for it. Any other girl would be a surprise to me.
If that's the case, I'll just duck out to some drawthreads or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961001
>Except he only starts drawing monstrous girls when people start bugging him about it
So many citations needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960993
>Father-Son Kamehameha girl
>A ghostly apparition of her mother appears and looks at you when you're fucking her daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961016
Tentacle happened because of complaints about Wonderland.
Cait Sith happened because people wanted him to draw kemono. KC has voiced a personal disinterest in kemono stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961013
>What are Minotaurs
>What are Holstaurus
>Bapho's for 1000, Jim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961014
>Inari as house pet
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960984
I'll admit I laughed but really anon, what do you hope to accomplish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961030
It's a threat. Write Dragoons, or the Anubi get dognapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960993
>Death Ball girl
>Claims she'll make you orgasm in 5 minutes
>She edges you for hours until you're begging her to finish you off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961024
Yes, you made more claims, based on what sources?

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S OUT

http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961033
Right, I get the implication...but it's not as if you can actually do anything to such an effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960993
>Special Beam Cannon girl
>rapes you and your brother at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961034
>She tells you she'll let you release on the next episode (whatever that means)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961026
Baphos' fur only goes up to the knees. Correct on the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961034
>Final flash girl
>Big build up
>But somehow it doesn't finish you off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961038
I still see Soldier beetle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961038
Are you having fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961049
Try clearing your cache

[Anonymous No.]

Screencap this, it'll be a Jersey Devil Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961055
>Inb4 it's finally, FINALLY, a Hydra girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961055
>>13961057
I've seen the leaked picture, it's actually a Giant Gila Monster Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960993
>Tri-Beam Girl
>Leaps at you spread-eagle when she's going in for the rape
>Somehow creates a square shaped hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961058
A Godzilla girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961013
>>13961026
I wish demonic energy didn't automatically remove any fur around the tits and crotch when it's time to have sex
What if I wanna fuck a fluffy pussy sometimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961060
>Big Bang Attack Girl
>It's fine. You didn't like your house anyhow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961060
>Big bang attack girl
>Obliterates you in one shot
>But you never see her again

[Anonymous No.]

>Check KC's twitter
>Tweet isn't the usual "Cross gathering power..."
>Contains that, but is otherwise more elaborate
>GT isn't much help

Honestly I think it says, "Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna be able to keep crankin' them out once a week...gathered power is spent." Just a random guess, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961013
I literally just said holsts, are you too retarded to read?
Also until you see a back shot you can't say there is fur on her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>YFW it's a completely forgettable girl based off of something boring that no one wanted like Soldier Beetle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960993
>>13961021
>>13961034
>>13961045
>>13961040
>>13961060
Anons please, the real question is: Would you be able to handle a Saiyan girl?

>Won't stop eating
>Trains all the time
>Visible indicator of how mad she is at you by hair colour

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961072
>Yfw it's Chimera all over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961074
I'd be the Bulma to her Vegeta

Especially if she was drawn by Plague of Gripes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961077
We have a Chimera girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961081
>"Oh..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961074
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961081
She is good, except KC went for the Final Fantasy-like design and gave her HUGE pauldrons that are just half a goat and dragon head stuck on her shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961077
Am I the only one who actually likes chimera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960993
>Saibaman girl
>Only ever raped Yamcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961088
I like her.
I just like lamias and Jinkos more.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! That anon you called a faggot yesterday is suddenly on your doorstep, claiming they alped for you and want you to use them in every way possible! What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961088
I like her too, even if multiple personalities seems rather high maintenance.
It's hard to write them all convincingly too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961097
Ask them to define "every way possible"
Because I have plans.
Plans in which may or may not involve turning them into a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961097
Buttfuck him gently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961097
Seems legit.

No really, w-what's the catch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961103
She's a fat lazy neet alp who just wants sex and a place to crash since her parents threw her out for being an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Chimaera actually do any of the kinky shit the Japanese write about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961104
Alright but she's banned from eating any of my food. She wants nachos and beer she needs to get a job or settle for a protein diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961097
Invite her in and spank dat bony ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961118
But anon, banning her formally is just an invitation to wait until you fall asleep, then dine on some of your nachos while sitting on you in bed, and leaving not a trace in the morning when you wake up, nothing but a few chip crumbs in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961105
Depends on the personality.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite monster girl hentai manga, Anon?
Which is is your favorite girl from each of your favorite monster girl hentai artists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961105
You do realize that they are meant as figures to fulfill fantasies, and that our hesitation to write certain things does not translate to how they are.

Or in other words, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961132
Jokes on her, I don't eat nachos! She's going to have to eat my TV dinners, leftover weekend cooking, and fruits and veggies!

Maybe if she's lucky she'll find my peanuts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961098
>How to writ e Multiple personalities
>Step One: Create a character with a personality(Char A)
>Step Two: Create another character with a personality that's different(Char B)
>By now you should have two different characters (Char A and Char B)
>Step Three: Combine these characters into a third character whose personality is different from both Char A and Char B (Char C)
>At this point both Char A and Char B should be in Char C, which is one person
>Char A and Char B does not equal to Char C (A + B =/= C)
>Char C is its own person, and so is Char A and Char B
>The difference is all three Characters are one person which will be called Char D (A + B + C = D)
>Char D has no personality whatsoever, because it is just the body and not an actual character
>When writing each personality,write them like twins. Two separate people except they look the same. But their personality and attitude are different
>Example: Twin A (Char A) is sadistic. Twin B (Char B) is a masochist. And Twin C (Char C) is a kuudere
>Write them as three different entities, as if they were three different people. Except they all share the same look
>That's the key to writing multiple personalities
'Least that's what my Prof used to tell me back in the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961149
Professors dunno nothin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961143
>implying monster girls don't have their own fantasies and fetishes too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961140
As far as story is involved, With Love, Monster Cafe.

If we're just talking hot smut, then fuck, I have too many.

[Anonymous No.]

Zombina's voice makes my pants feel tight. Does anyone else have this problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961158
This ain't /hbg/.

But if you were to consider the perspective of MGs and their own preferences, there's literally nothing stopping them from having the same preferences and tastes as the perverse Japanese guys you find objectionable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961140
Well, one comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, guy who talked about muscle dragon writing earlier.

A few quesitons of preference to those interested:
Toned, ripped, or fucking HUGE muscle
Short, medium, tall height
MG healing human or human healing MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961149
Sounds unnecessarily convoluted. It's just different personalities within the same body, which if your perspective isn't omnipotent, has unseen interactions. Just remember to keep track of those interactions as the author and you're sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961166
He was good until the Kunoichi Whore Fatman NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961168
Tall, Tones Human healing MG.

I wana cuddle a hurting lithe dragongirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961172
Yeah, why do NTR people need to buy things in such great quantities in japan?
No really, I'm very confused about this. These are the same guys that will rage if an idol has a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961176
>These are the same guys that will rage if an idol has a boyfriend.
>Japan has only one type of autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961174
Huh, that's the exact opposite of what I thought people were wanting earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961177
Okay, I did overgeneralize. But surely they can't all just be fans of absurdist comedy, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13957960
>Backbeard
I am in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961140
Probably something like Casual Inevitability Contact or that Mimic one, or maybe the Sandworm one. The rest really aren't worth the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961179
Different people want different things, and different people post during different times. You're best off waiting until you get 5-10 responses and choosing the majority.

[Anonymous No.]

well the new girl is out and it's shit, fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961196
Well, did we get a christmas poo or a giant singing poop monster? Details!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961196
I still don't see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961196
Stop doing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961207
TheRideNeverEnds.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be mean to Manako?

[Anonymous No.]

WOW, HOLY SHIT KC THIS IS THE NEW GIRL HAHAHA GET READY LESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961210
Would I have reason to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961210
I would be mean to her hymen by destroying it tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961210
I won't, but in this pic she looks off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961210
I'm going to make her cry no matter how I act to her because she's such a crybaby

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961220
Her eye is too big.
Which is saying something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961223
Her eye is always too big, monoeyes are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961223
Is it saying QUALITY?

[Anonymous No.]

D'awww, cute little baby scylla-
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2553714
Goddammit all I can think of is Stewie in that Post-Apocalyptic New Years Special...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961229
Maybe.
If her eye were like 80% the size of what it is now, I think it'd be fine, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961184
You damn lolicon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961235
Her protests only make me want to hug her more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13956359
Thanks again for drawing that sahuagin
[/spoiler] I'm working on this ogre story, I promise [/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961164
Yes, and I've been having it since I hear her singing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961259
Playtime is Ogre!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey everyone, let's go look for treasure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961293
Does she have cookies in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961293
>nobody wants to look for treasure
And this is why Mimics are going extinct. Pot Devils too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961300
No, Wurm ate them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961293
"Let's go look for treasure," he says.
"Nothing's gonna snatch you up," he says.
Nah, mate. I've seen what they do with chests in Wild ARMs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961301
I know one person that likes what is in pots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961306
>Wild ARMs
>Mimic girls with wheels attached to the boxes, grabbing things with toy magic hands
Cute enough, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A NEW MONSTER GIRL

WHERE IS THE MONSTER GIRL /MGT/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961318
under your bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961301
>Mimics going extinct
Not if I have anything to do with it. May run out of premade chests to give the little ones though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961325
Wait... what age does a mimic get it's own chest?
How long do they stay in their mother's chest?
Do they get out of the chest to give birth?
And do they act like hermit crabs with chests, trading up for better ones as they like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961324
A decent MG comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961371
I assume they give birth IN the chest so as to keep their new baby in a safe place.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey mister, lemme out, won't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>KC retweeting this and taking his sweet damn time instead of giving us the monster girl
Fucking hell I stayed up for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961497
Come KC, please gimme something nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961502
He said she'd have a high degree of inhumanness so it already can't be anything nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961502
>something nice.
It's more furry pandering m80

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961506
Another Beetle maybe? No Dog Shit, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961510
Why must it be so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961477
I want to let a zombie "eat" me.

>>13961494
No.

>>13961497
Just go to sleep. No way to know when we'll actually get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961517
>No
Why not? She looks harmless.

[Anonymous No.]

I want KC to do more fury pandering.

Like Ignis, ogre and Rage mushrooms rolled into one. A flaming anger waifu for the man pissed off with the world, who wantsto carve his own option 3 with his blade and paint it red in the blood of all who would stand in his way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961506
Watch it be Ushi's estranged sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961521
Asura-chan has two hands to hold me, one to hit me in the stomach, one to spank me, one to jerk me off, one slap my face, one face to kiss me, one to spit on me and one to call me a slut.
Now that's fury pandering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961527
She sounds lovely. So lovely I want to headbut her nose bloody and make out with her as she steals the very breath from my lips with a knee to the diaphragm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961527
I love multi armed girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961537
>monster arms
No.
6 beautiful human arms or bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961506
But the Shoggoth is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>Waiting on KC's Twitter page
>(1)
>Get excited
>Check it
>KC posts link on his twitter
>Get full excited, it's happening
>It's a link to some fucking kid's fanart drawing book
wake me up (wake me up inside) can't wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961547
It could be worse. You could be fighting Clownpiece. Or Junko.

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>>13961547
Seriously go to sleep, I'm pretty sure that tweet that said "Cross powering up" was saying that he's powered up and out after 3 girls in 3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

Nevermind we Ribbit Ribbit now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961547
Have a questionable quality Kobold while we wait.

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>>13961537
Oh yes, I want to have a turn with each hand.

>>13961563
Yes. Fucking finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
>not kero kero

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
>mucus toad
Well that's an unfortunate name, 10/10 design though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
Well hello there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
NICE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
It's not slime, it's mucus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
inb4 that tadpole looking necklace is somehow actually her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960636
>DIRE
>Genki
>Thunderbird that's perpetually sleepy

Well, alright I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961576
Of course it is. Can't you see the eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
I'm glad we have a frog now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961576
She has one on her hip too though, I'm pretty sure that's just part of her design.

[Anonymous No.]

>Those thick soft thighs
>Those wide hips and plush ass
>Those feet
We're getting porn of her focusing on these features soon right? Because damn those are some nice thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
>>13961582
Can't wait for translation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
>>13961582
She's beautiful. And fucking finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
The spot of greatest frog has been stolen from Froppy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961593
Greatest alien, on the other hand...

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>>13961563
>That smug look
>Those red markings on her face under the blush
>10/10 legs
>Her slippery breasts would make paizuri pure heaven
And to top it all off we finally have a frog girl. KC is seriously doing good stuff lately, I wonder if EMG has been a huge motivator for him.

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>>13961615
That's an ant.

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>>13961623
>paizuri
>not intercrural with those thick, slimy thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961623
>>13961630
Gentlemen, gentlemen...

You're both right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961630
Can I fondle her soft thighs and fuck them, then afterwords have her give me a footjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
Wow, what happened with KC? 4 monsters in a 21 days. Usually he did 1 monster in a month
Is he on speeds or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961626

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>>13961640
Superhero names, big whoop. King Explosion Murder is still the best name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961638
He's watching the four anime this season with MGs in them and thinking about shekels.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up to see new girl
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961638
He said he'll publish his second book when he does 200 monster girls. See >>13959888

My guess is that the book is nearing completion. He's been doing girls on a weekly basis. With Mucus Toad he is now at 170 girls.

My guess is he's going full force in finishing up Monster Girls. Remember KC has a shit ton of ideas and sketches laying around. He mentioned both Apsara and Gandharva almost 2 years ago, and has wanted to do Lovecraft girls since the first book.

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>>13961630
Every part of her is perfection and worthy of praise anon.
>>13961650
MGE ova when? It'd probably be 5 minutes of silly adventure and 20 minutes of Baphomet rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961659
I'd watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961216
i was wondering what you meant by that

apparantly theres this >>13961563

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>>13961657
>he's going full force in finishing up Monster Girls
>finishing
Please no, unless it means he'd move on to doing the gods and other things. I don't want to wait 3 years without content for him to finish the demo for his game.

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>>13961563
>>13961582
She looks really soft. How would a loli look like, just add a tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961570
EACH hand?

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>>13961667
Gods and such are his end game.

After he hits 200 and releases the MGE-2, he's said he'll begin work proper on his MGE RPG. I'm sure he'll continue to release profiles as he goes, but it'll likely slow. Maybe once every other month or something...

He's also said he has plans for more World Guides somewhere in there, the next one being focused on the Sabbath and Magic itself in the setting.

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>>13961667
By finishing up, I don't mean Monster Girl Encyclopedia itself. I mean sketches and concepts of monster girls he's finishing up, all that shit he has laying around, he's finishing that all up now. Monster Girls that've been in planning for a long time and KC has mentioned before, like the Quetzelcoatl, Frost Dragon, Black Dragon, Elder Thing, Jersey Devil, and so on, should all be popping up soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people who don't think Black is best Monster Girl Hair Color.

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>>13961681
Black is the best scale color.

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>>13961675
>the next one being focused on the Sabbath and Magic itself in the setting
That has the biggest potential for a shitstorm, can't wait.
>>13961679
He also mentioned zombie dragon I think, a lot of good stuff coming up probably.

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>>13961679
>>13961685
>Black Dragon

I look forward to the day KC releases his max slut dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961685
This nigga knows whats up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961687
Are you calling Black Dragons sluts because of Alp? Because if so, that's ANOTHER girl he ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961690
I want to ask a Black Dragon if I can smell her armpits!

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>>13961674
Yes. Each hand. We could try to do one after another, or, more likely, it could be be one each day, and on the 7th we could finally fully fuck.

>>13961679
Yeah, he also seems to want to do some of the more basic stuff that we've been missing, like the Dog and Frog. Maybe we'll get a shark or something soon. Unlikely, but maybe.

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>>13961679
>no mention of Phoenix, Griffon or Hydra
Come on KC, don't leave us hanging.
>>13961691
Fucking perverts, I swear...

[Anonymous No.]

Mucus Toad's specialties are mucus (obviously), dick wrapping tongue pussy blowjobs, and cowgirl where she bounces on top of you with her strong legs.
They also produce a mild aphrodisiac venom, give great deep kisses, and can convert human girls into monsters with their tongues and mucus (gradual change, starting with slimier saliva and a long tongue), although they rarely attack women

Their mucus production is also proportionate to their affection for you. Distant, and they're only a little wet. Maximum heart-pupils love and they're sopping wet.

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>>13961690
No. Yes.

Mostly to tease him. The other reason is because KC's stated that his concept for Black Dragons will have them as Dragons belong to Druella's extremist camp, alongside the likes of Devils, ie. They're supreme hedonists.

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>>13961696
Supreme hedonists, eh? Rhea could be that. Now stop encouraging him.

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>>13961695
If this proves true, she's leap-frogged straight into my heart, and past a few girls onto my faves list.

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>>13961693
>Yes. Each hand.
Even the ugly ones?

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>>13961695
>mucus toad forcing her tounge down the throat of a wide eyed paladin girl
>she pisses herself in sheer terror
>the toad turns her head to her husband
>"don't just stand there, give me a hand"
>paladin goes limp as she passes out from fear

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>>13961563

What's up with that necklace.

>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to cum on these eggs

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>>13961650
How many shekels KC even get? I remember someone said he only sells his books/merchandise on Comiket for dirtcheap price. And in QA he said he doesn't have enough money to sell stuff all the time or something

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>>13961705
That's why he's working hard to get his hands on all those shekels.
>>13961703
All the eggs?

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>>13961687
>max slut dragon
You know jabberwocky already exists, right?

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>>13961708
Yes, but she lacks the raw sex appeal of Black Dragons.

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>>13961706

The entire clutch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961708
Please do not bully the Jabberwock!

>>13961710
And don't belittle them either!

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>>13961710

She the niggest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961714
It's not belittling to point out they're just not on par with Number One Dragon. Black Dragons are best Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961695

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>>13961714
But their profile says they are the top sluts among dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961719
The smart ass in me wants to point out that Jabberwocks technically are black dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
>>13961582
>Two Years Worth of Mucus Made a Glopping noise.

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>>13961723
doesnt say they are the slutest of sluts among dragons

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>>13961726
Wonderland is Wonderland.

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>>13961695
Some more things
Their saliva and love juices are the same mucus they produce everywhere else
They do slimy handjobs as well, and footjobs presumably
There's a fairly elaborate description of how the mucus entangling your dick inside her clings to your dick as if to pull you back inside when she bounces on top of you.

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>>13961706
He won't get many shekels if he only sells his time twice a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961695

>Ribbit roomie
>you never seem to have any problems with cleaning up mucus
>

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>>13961726

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>>13961710
>>13961737
>just a recolour of normal dragon
Into the trash

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>>13961726
>>13961737
Jabberwocks are what happened when the Queen of Hearts took normal Black Dragons and upgrade them with Wonderland capabilities.

Also thanks to their tentacle mouths it's much easier for them to go snorkling than for the average Black Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
>>13961582
so where are all those deep kiss screen caps? im amazed no one posted them earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961742
Why would a Black Dragon want to go snorkling? Wonderland only improves Matango, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961731
>There's a fairly elaborate description of how the mucus entangling your dick inside her clings to your dick as if to pull you back inside when she bounces on top of you.
Maximum lewd, I like it.
Also recaptcha just asked me to select pools, literally all 9 images were pools and it said I was wrong. This shit's getting weird.

[Anonymous No.]

You will never lose your .reese's. to a deer girl.

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>>13961745
>Why would a Black Dragon want to go snorkling?
The fox and the grapes. Now whenever Jabberwock goes to the beach, she'll be Snorkling while Black Dragon sits on the beach towel, mumbling about how snorkling is boring, and she hates snorkling, and snorkling is stupid, and Jabberwock and the rext of her dragon family is stupid, and her feet hurt, and she wishes she was at her lair right now.

[Anonymous No.]

So if KC is finishing up all the designs he's had laying around what are the chances of him publishing the wonderland designs he skipped over before? Nips might find them more acceptable at the current pace he's going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
>>13961582
She's good. Can't wait for threadcanon to ruin her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961755

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>>13961754
GOOD

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>>13961753
And that's why they're called black dragons, not because of their appearance but because of how black a heart a person would have to possess to hate on Jabberwocks.

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>>13961753
Well I'm going to build a sandcastle and then my Black Dragon can spit on it and it'll dissolve and then she can fling me over her shoulder and take me back home for snu-snu!

[Anonymous No.]

Come on KC. You know you want to make one. Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Arr, what in the name of Poseidon 'erself are ye nerds doin'?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961773
Thinking if I should or shouldn't. Whaddya think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961773
I BE DOING TOAD

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>>13961750
good as long as she doesn't take my milky way bars

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>>13961763
Imagine the poor Echidna mother who tries to host a nice Dragon family reunion, and everytime Black Dragon keeps being a bitter mean girl and trying to ruin it for the family by pouting and not having fun.

I bet she's just bitter because Jabberwock has those big massive wocks while meanwhile Sahuagins gain confidence when they look at Black Dragon's chest.

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>>13961775
you should

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>>13961780
Fine, I will! Later. But don't say I didn't warn you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961777

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>>13961776
>"Well, if ye ever get over yer slime fetish and want to get with a real girl, come see me, bilge rat. I'll show ye how we do it in th' Atlantic. It makes yer frog's pond look like a stagnant puddle."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961773
>>13961784
>Supposed to be Shark
>Has a horizontal tail, something Sharks lack but Dolphins have
Something you want to tell us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961773
Swimming for the swim team.

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961784
>>13961787
YOUR NOT A SHARK!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961582
Hey Frog! Will you do me an act of kindness and sing me that French lullaby again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961787
>>13961793
>"So what if I am a dolphin mermaid? I just take a great interest in shark mermaid culture. I can still fuck your brains out either way. And I'm not a sharkaboo! Don't call me that!"

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>>13961799
still doing toad

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>>13961802
Are you licking toad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961806
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961807
How high are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961806
Wait, would licking this toad work like that? There was something about poison mucus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961806
>>13961809
yes and very

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961810
I wouldn't be surprised if her mucus was an aphrodisiac, licking her would probably give you a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961755
>She's good. Can't wait for threadcanon to ruin her.
>it's a frog
>PALADINS GET OUT REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /mgg/, can you keep an eye on this goat centaur? I'm supposed to be watching her, but I have to make breakfast. Don't scare her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961830
jiiii~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961829
Don't you even joke about that.
>>13961830
BOO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961830
Can I play Battletoads with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961835
Goddammit anon, you had one job! You'd better pet her to make her feel better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961829
>you will never tease a mucus frog by showing her your collection of rare pepes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961844
Don't worry, she's getting lots of headpats and candy. Scaring the goat was too hard to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961846
>"people use my race as a joke? this is horrible who would do such a thing"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961847
Good. She's a sweet girl and she deserves that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961830
This doesn't seem very difficult.

What's the catch?

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>>13961799
Ha, so a Sharkaboo is trying to bully me? I may be a weak pathetic small frail helpless human boy, but I highly doubt she can properly bully me. I'd call her a nerd!

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>>13961853
>"Hey, dolphins can fuck you up! Some of the feral dolphin mermaids out there literally rape their own babies to death! And our brains are full of mercury, so we can fight off any predators who go for our heads! And we're muscular! Really goddamn muscular, ya fucking nerd!"

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>>13961865
Jesus I was just trying to bait her into bullying me and try to get her to forcibly ask me to be her boyfriend or else, but if she's going to talk about her raping babies to death then I'll just go and be rape bait for some other monster girl that isn't a sharkaboo. Real sharks wouldn't rape babies to death.

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>>13961872
>"I never said I rape babies to death! The *feral* dolphin mermaids rape their babies to death. Feral. They're wild and most dolphins look down on them. They're like the Ushi-Onis of the sea."

[Anonymous No.]

Sharkaboos make me wonder, what Monster Girls would pretend to be Monsters they aren't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961582
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961875
Das racis! Ushi-Onis don't rape babies to death! Only fully developed, grown men!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961883
>"I never said that, either! What I'm trying to say is that feral dolphin mermaids are wild crazed rape machines like Ushis!"

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>>13961875
Still, if her species rapes babies to death, why would she ever think someone would want to date her and marry her? I mean, if they had cute daughterus she might rape the babies to death. And if they're looked down on why did she mention them previously in a positive light. Is this why Sharkaboo pretends to be a Shark girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
Cute! I want her to slime my face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961876
Reserve Chris Hansen Baphomet. Hangs out in IRCs and pretends to be a lonely Christmas cake and seduces guys, when they meet up and they fine out she's a goat loli she ties them to a chair and forces herself on them in the seated position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961890
Yes. She just wants to get far away from her feral pod. Not all dolphin mermaids are horrible, though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961882
ur disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
How big do you figure one of these is? I need to know for smut reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961888
>>13961875
>>13961865
>Thugdere sharkaboo who can't say a sensible thing to save herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961897
I simply got taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961902
Around the same size as a regular human woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961895
>Barely legal Bishie walks into dining room
>"Ara ara, I left some cookies on the counter, I'll be there in a second, so wait like a good boy."
>Bishie follows advice, while taking a bite of the cookie
>Suddenly Baphomet in suit walks in
>"Why don't you have a seat right there."
>"I-I was just dropping these off for a friend..."
>"Why don't you have a seat sir."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961905
Goodie, I'll have this done within a couple hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961900
Only with more slime. I want her to coat my face with it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a drunk monster girl to seduce me into going over to her place where the gentle sex that she promised quickly turns into rough rape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
>She's essentially covered in snot
She looks hot, but that is a massive deal breaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961916
You know that would happen, you slut.
Who goes off with a drunken monster girl they've never met before? Specially a manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961896
>>13961903
I want to hold and cuddle Sharkaboo and make her feel like she can be herself around me! But if she still wants to pretend to be a thugdere shark girl I certainly won't complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961908
Looking forward to it.
>>13961931
>All mucus is snot
Here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get an anubis drunk and to post photos of her messy room on all the social networking sites so her friends know she's secretly a massive slob!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961933
Well I can't just turn her down! That would be mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961830
I'M GOING TO PET HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961941
Your ass' gonna be the one feeling mean in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961935
>Looking forward to it
There's that phrase again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961935

>implying it snot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961950
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Maybe I should go around to bars looking innocent and clueless more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961773
Watching Texhnolyze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961931
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cervix#Cervical_mucus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961951
A man can have hope right? Even if it does exist only to be crushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961934
I want to marry Sharkaboo and have kinky femdom sex with her, feeling slightly unfulfilled because the biteplay isn't as exhilarating as it would be if she has Shark Teeth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961965

Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961970
>"HEY ASSHOLES, THAT'S CULTURAL APPROPRIATION TOWARDS ACTUAL SHARK MERMAIDS"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
Take your bets now ladies and germs, does the mucus covering her body work as an aphrodisiac on contact, feel warm /soothing and eventually make you want to fuck her anyway, or simply work as a moisture locking shield upon dry land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961969
1344 words as of now, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961980
I'll go with all of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
Is she smug and rapey enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962005
Kakuan isn't rapey. She really shouldn't be in the smug squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962005
She's probably in the other squad with mindflayer and shoggoth, they have the same lewd smile. Come to think of it KC's been really fond of that look recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962008
I feel raped just from looking at that butt.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a buff monster girl to bully me when I go to the gym for the first time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962005
>>13962008
I've always thought the Ushi had the perfect rape-smile for that squad.
Unfortunately we don't have her big picture, only low quality just like the old mgs from KC.
I wonder if KC will ever repost (not redo) the older mgs in a better quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962005
I want to babysit loli rape squad and give them cake and cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
I want to merge her with a Ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962008
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960703
Why would nice things ever happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961168
Still looking for feedback on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961168
Tall, ripped or fucking huge muscle MG healing human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961168
Tall, Toned, MG healing human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960911
Fainting goat girls, evolved to have their muscles lock up when a male shows interest and allow them to mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961168
Tall, fucking huge muscled mg healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962145
Ripped, tall, mutual healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961168
Ripped, tall, MG healing human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
And now for the first piece of smut with the new girl!
There's so little dialogue, even I couldn't have screwed it up

http://pastebin.com/T93MjE4h[

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962193
>http://pastebin.com/T93MjE4h
that bracket fucks with the link

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962198
No clue where it came from.

http://pastebin.com/T93MjE4h

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962198
>>13962200
So to clarify, Mucus Toad. Smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961837
Fuck it! I want to possibly fap to this and google always fails. Give me the source. I demand it!

[Anonymous No.]

Did the Frog kill everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962209
Literally just searched 'goat' on Sadpanda and found it:

http://exhentai.org/g/597162/2a60c7bc5f/

You have to practice your Google-fu.

[Anonymous No.]

Necromancer compiled and updated.

http://pastebin.com/9mPAwqpi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962226
I can't speak for everyone, but I go to work in an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962230
Good man. Now go watch more Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962234
Will do, I've just met Puru.
She's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962232
So you can be here but you have to be quiet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962232
Same, but instead of work I have lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962200

Impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962240
Yes, or the lilims will find me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962229
I'm not part of the sadpanda club. Name please?

inb4 can't get past the panda

I'm lazy, not new. E hentai account, clear cookies, install the plug in, the rest I forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962243
You must be referring to his dub-dubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962256
(Fur-st) [KEMONERS FUREST (Kishibe)] Koyagi! | Little Goat! (Yotsu Ashi)

1. Make e-hentai account
2. Log-in
3. Clear cookies
4. Access panda
What plugin are you talking about, nigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962258

By the time I realized the folly in my choice of reaction image it was too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962256
>plug in

I think you should un plug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962209
>FE if and upcoming games won't work on sky3ds
Fug
All 3ds are 9.4+ now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960867
Titties AND ass.
Ass and titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962265
Then you must be pulling my leg.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to annoy a Shoggoth by telling her that my favorite Lovecraft story isn't At the Mountains of Madness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962282
Is anything Lovecraftian worth the read or is it just overrated trash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962282

Tell her that Lovecraft was a xenophobic hack.

Because the best way to make people angry is by telling the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Tanuki after a great business deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962293
A lot of it can get kinda silly by today's standards at times (oh no, those angles don't look right! They look... alien!), but some of it is pretty good. I recommend Pickman's Model, The Dunwich Horror, The Statement of Randolph Carter, Dagon, and The Music of Erich Zann.
Or if you're looking for sci-fi horror that doesn't involve elder beings, read Herbert West: Reanimator. It's the story that the cult classic film Reanimator is based on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
>>13961582
I am prepared to be crucified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962293
It's all worth the read if you go in with your mind open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
Question, are these frog girl species going to have fat asses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962314
Depends on the individual, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962311
I just noticed the horizontal pupils on the mucus frog. That's really neat.
Also you are doing the lord's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962311
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962310
Herbert West: Reanimator is also part of the origin of why nothing stays in Arkham Asylum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OgfiuBpv9A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962293
His stories do evoke a sense of dread and helplessness, but his prose is FUCKING GARBAGE and his made up words grind on you after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962314
I want to intercrural some slimy thighs right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962328
>FUCKING GARBAGE
I never noticed anything wrong with it. Maybe that's why I suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962311
>>13962324
Oh no, I can see it coming but I'm still surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962311
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962262
Danke.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask for a raise from a Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spoil a tanuki with so much cake that she splits her pants with that big behind of her during a meeting, showing off bright pink panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962341
I want to be the innocent secretary for a Tanuki and a bunch of other office lady monster girls who are intent on raping me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962293
Best Lovecraft story is Shadow Over Innsmouth. Creeped the fuck out of me at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Mucus Toad going to be popular around here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962372
I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962376
I don't remember any other girl getting smut so soon after release, but I could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962378
even before its translate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962378
>but I could be wrong
Peny wrote Will O'Wisp smut the day she was unveiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962379
>>13962383
Was Will-o-the-wisp smut written before a translation was out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962372
She's already probably one of my favorite girls

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take in a poor Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962335
Fucking nazi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962388
Yep, and oddly enough Peny managed to portray her pretty accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be an expert assassin with incredible agility and a special isolated suit that renders you completely invisible
>You will never be able to outsmart and mess with Kunoichis who can't keep track of you, making them confused just for shits and giggles
I'd pay so much to see their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962398
Suspicious. I bet he used his special killer-mermaid-psychic powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962399
>You'll never be Gray Fox in MG World

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962395
how would a Tanuki be poor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962256
>I'm lazy
Then you have no excuse when the first link on google gives you instructions about how to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962417
She ran into a bigger Tanuki with a bushier tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962417
Not enough money circulating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962422
Oy Vey

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962426
It's a jungle out there.

[Anonymous No.]

OK Anons,
Following the success of your last show, the TV network has decided to send you out once more into the wilds to record the life and times of a monster girl species.
You won't be going alone though as your trusty, overweight werecat camera man and Bob the intern are going with you to help!

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

How goes it Anon? Will it be a hit?
If you're feeling particularly brave then you can go after a dire member of the species.
Or a pygmy member, it's up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to annoy a Gandharva by replacing every song on her iPod with low-quality versions of the John Cena theme!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962426
Would a tanuki feel offended if I asked her how one pronounces "Oy vey"?

No really, how do you say it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962435
>Akaname

We have a lot of editing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962435
>Geographic Index
Oh yes, it surely is going to be a hit

[Anonymous No.]

Any good Tanuki stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962435
Alrighty then, I've got a good feeling about this.
>Amazoness
>Dire Amazoness
'ey Bob, I'm going to need you to take off your clothes and rub this bottle of "instant bishie sparkle" lotion on yourself. The whole bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962435
>Beelzebub
Better stock up on unscented antiperspirant, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962440
Like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962441
>Half the screen is blurred out, along with parts of the Akaname

>>13962446
>They say that Bob never walked straight again.
>Also that he had fifteen daughters in as many years.

>>13962447
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962435
>Sea Bishop
I swear to Poseidon I better not get killed by a stingray

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962445
Falling Leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962435
>Pygmy Nekomata

Time to find the village of tiny, shortstack cat women.
Hope the camera woman doesn't get jealous easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962470
already finished chapter 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962472
You kidding? She'll get her motherly instincts all riled up and start cleaning them with her tongue. Hope Bob can learn to use the camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962476
Then I have outlived my usefulness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962397
HUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962435
>Kitsune-Bi
So, a documentary on a being of pure lust energy. I can only see this going well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961582
She's surprisingly monstrous looking, even more so than Toumasus frog girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962477
>Anon's interviewing one member of the tribe, a white one with a particularly impressive bust
>Bob's working the camera as the werecat has pinned another member of the species, a black, bottom heavy one, down as she gives her a tongue bath.

We're going to the top!
Although one must worry over if those motherly instincts will make her kitten hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962488
And yet, her hotness cannot be denied. Gotta make tadpoles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962477
so adorable, what would happen to the camera woman after you leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962491
>Hey chief, gotta request, and it ain't a request!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962435
>Nightmare
The most boring documentary ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962490
Would tadpole mucus toads start off mermaid like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962501
Most likely, yes. Which makes her even more interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

Loveland Frog girls when?
...although they're bound to just be shortstack Toads with minor cosmetic changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962493
But we have to get on a plane in 5 minutes to head off into the deep jungle to film some Anacondas, can this wait until we are on the plane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962435

>Succubus

Well that's alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962505
Joining the mile-high club? Good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962512
But I thought the request was for petting like usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962435
>Hobgoblin
>Turn to the camera as it pans into a small group of huts in the distance behind you
>Start recording documentary
"That over there, is a goblin village, built upon a clearing hidden deep within the forest, Now, we can't make much noise here, lest we want our cover blown. The short creatures known as Goblins have been rumored to be vicious, unforgiving predators, who hunt in packs in order to increase their chances of catching their pre--"
>"Hi~!"
>You freeze for a second before turning around, revealing a tiny dopey-looking hobgobling smiling at you
>The camera zooms down at her as she waves at your group
>"What are you guys up to? Lost in the forest or something?"
"Uh, no, we're just...working."
>"Ooooh, really? What kind of work, sir~?"
"Just...recording..."
>"Recording? ...Oh! Like in those shiny square things with people inside?"
"That's called a television."
>"Oh! Oh! I wanna be on the shiny box thingy too!"
>Before you can even think of a response, you hear someone shouting in the distance
>"Hey, look! Somebody's attacking our leader!"
>"Quick, get him!"
>"Waaaaaagh!"
>Next thing you know, you're being swarmed by an entire squad of Goblins, getting hit by multiple clubs from 360º
>The Hobgoblin pleads them to stop, but they can't hear their boss over all the screaming and clobbering
"AGH, JESUS CHRIST, CUT! CUUUT! BOB, GET ME OUT OF HERE!" you scream
>Bob tries to help, only to get clobbered to the ground as well
>One of the goblins pops in to send a "hi, mom!" to the camera
>End of recording

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what airlines would be like in a world with MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962518
>>Next thing you know, you're being swarmed by an entire squad of Goblins, getting hit by multiple clubs from 360º
Isn't this what the call 'murder'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962523
Lamias on a Plane, XXX.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962523
Delta would still suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962512
>you will never take a Werekittens virginity while on Eros Airlines

[Anonymous No.]

I want to walk down the streets of MGC holding hands with a Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962523
You don't get to bring monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962525
>Shirohebis on a Plane
>A Battle Royale between a dozen illegal immigrant yanderes to become the bride of the pilot

[Anonymous No.]

It would be nice to hug a monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
So what's with the heart shaped tadpoles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962557
I agree. I'd love to wrap myself around one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962576
I want a Fujoclops to try and explain to a Wurm why she likes boys' love.
>BUT PENIS GOES IN VAGINA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962435

>Druella

An extended shot of Bob and me having seizures on the ground while cum continuously streams out of our cocks. Lasts as long as the battery on the camera.

Rave reviews.

[Anonymous No.]

How do tail-bodies like a snake or fish wear clothes?
I want a fashionable character and that would seem to have more visual impact than a biped, but I'm not sure how the parts/skirt part would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962576
Eye love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960370
marijuana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962583
Sounds about right.

there's a daiki in the corner of the screen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962584
Miia from EMG is a fashionista. And Mero is gothic lolita.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962584
human pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962576
I want a chubby cyclops to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962596
why are you posting a human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962243
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962582
I want to see the Wurm then ask her husbando or if single, a male friend if he wants to put his dick in a butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962606
And thus, anal with a Wurm was achieved.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962576
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962584
They don't.
Fabrics would be quickly destroyed against the floor through friction and there's no reason for them to use any kind of pseudo-footwear.
They could wear some sort of leg-warmer-like cloth to hide their cloaca at much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962606
>>13962613
>DOES THIS MEAN I'M A LESBIAN NOW?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962615
Legs for days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962615
You gonna be shootin' them lewd smiles at me all day, girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962435
>Dire Arch Imp

>Long winded introduction on how the only way to see them is through summoning
>Long winded descriptions and techniques on the art of summoning
>Long winded summoning ceremony
>Long winded introduction to the Dire Arch Imp, telling her I'm the master here and would like to ask some questions about her culture
>Long winded rape, lasting several days, all on camera, and gets rave reviews from the people who stuck through the "boring" parts
>Long winded everything at the award ceremonies
>Win both Worst Introduction to a Porn Film and Best Porn Film
>Long winded description of story about how I met my kid's mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962615
Gonna give her the B

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962606
>>13962613

With a Wurm, it would be easy as telling any one of them that babbies come from the butt. So they have to do it every eight hours until she gets pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962620
What about a skirt that covers the tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962613
Is it even possible to have anal with a wurm without being castrated by her sphincter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962620
KC says that most half-human MGs can polymorph into a more human form. Mermaids can grow human legs to find husbandus on land, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962641
Yes, but you have to rotate thirty degrees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962604

Must I explain myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962636
Completely? It would get ruined in a day from dragging it on the floor with the weight of her tail on top of it.

Maybe if they were small like the ones Miia wears.

>>13962644
KC is a dummy jap and his ideas are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962649
It would give insight to your shattered criminal psyche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962646
>not having weird reverse prone anal where you sniff her toes while reaming her tight butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962653
Toes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962632
>Ok!
>Proceed to have Anal every eight hours with her.
>One day she takes a pregnancy test and its positive.
>As is the next one, and the next one, and the next one.
>Her belly swells over nine months and doctors say that she is, indeed, pregnant.
>At the end of it all she gives birth to beelzebubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962652

I just felt bad for a guy spending time on a mediocre fic and not getting a single response, you happy now!?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Jinko to kidnap me, sling me over her shoulder, and take me home for rough sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962663
Yes. You shouldn't give false hope to someone like Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962662
>beezebubs
>in the vagina
This stinks of heresy, onii-chan! Next time it's gonna be Beelzebub eggs sliding into an unwilling Paladin's cute throat one by one, distending her slender neck as they force their way into her stomach. I bet her eyes would turn up, too, as she fought to breathe between the disgusting, slimy eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers are cute and just misunderstood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962620
Like hell they don't

>>13962584
Here's your answer. Human pants for snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962631

Yes indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962200
Could be worse. Don't usually read stuff from you, and don't really care for the wall of text format used on pastebin, but the content itself was alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962689
You too.>>13962674

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962688
Gonna need to run my fingers through all of that hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962695
Nah, I'm good, bud. Thanks though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Did everyone forget about Kappa?
>>13962707
You're the worst kind of bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962753
Slimes wearing latex are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962753
Suu, yes.
>>13962761
I want Suu and Rachne to gang up on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962757
Kappa is just kind of boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962753
>Suu kidnapped the mermaid nobility just to molest it in a damp cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962753
I want to hug a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962753
>more Suu rape
It's been more than a year since that one Rachnee chapter, and I'm still tired of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962757
Due to the nature of a certain website I like to hang out on, I'll never be able to take Kappa seriously anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962775
I have to agree that Suu doing always the same is getting pretty boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962775
>>13962783
I can't get enough of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962784
You must love tentacle rape. I dislike it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962757
I don't really consider them frogs, if that's what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962785
>You must
You can't make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962794

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962804
I don't like tentacle rape and you telling me I must like it isn't going to get me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962812
That reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.]

O-oh. Hi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961168
Question, will she have a mix of musculature AND bustyness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962830
Why are you in my honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962845
She IS your honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962830
Hope she has a vore fetish because I worked hard for that honey and intend to eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962830
>embarrassed about being discovered
>not realizing that someone has to be pouring honey on her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961168
Toned or ripped tall monstergirl healing human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962753
>SUUWINSLOL
gettin real tired of this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962852
She's a Fairy. MAGIC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962859
In all fairness, Suu is a slime girl without a slime core, which would probably make her magnitudes harder to fight/kill than your average MG. Bullets, fire, acid, stabbing, getting run over, drowning, suffocation -- none of it would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962859
You'll be sorry when you find out Suu is a biological weapon created to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962873
Know what happens to a Slime when it's struck by lightning?
the same thing that happens to everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962830
>try put honey on toast
>it ruins the toast completely

Useless creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962878
Super powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962873
I'm pretty sure acid would work, and so would drowning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962878
It becomes multiple slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962873
Just spray her with a garden hose and you win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962881
No you dumb-dumb. We'll see her skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962878
>Lightning

The primary risk with direct current discharges on humans is internal organs getting cooked. Which Suu doesn't have.

>>13962882
>Drowning

Doesn't Suu get more powerful with more water? I might be remembering it wrong since it's been a while.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wear a slime to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962893
>Doesn't Suu get more powerful with more water
Only if its in little bits that she can readily absorb, if there's too much she loses her consistency and is essentially absorbed by the water and dies.

[Anonymous No.]

Megalodongirl when?
Predator X girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962895
The water doesn't really absorb her. She just loses her consistency, breaks apart, and gets diluted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962703

>Out on your own in town, doing some minor errands.
>After finishing one, you see a Kejourou on the other side of the street.
>She noticed you too and she smiles and waves before going on her way.
>Not long after you smell something really good somewhat nearby
>It's a really distinct smell and you want more of it despite any reservations you have about it.
>Guided by the smell you walk to the source of it.
>And find that woman sitting alone on a bench relaxing
>She doesn't seem to have noticed you yet
>Even though you were so determined to make your way here you realize you didn't know what to do once you arrived.
>She became aware of your presence and stood up and said a greeting to you. You replied in kind but were distracted by that hair
>You realized what you must do. You must touch it and now. And so you do. >Eventually you became more aware of what you're doing. You apologize to her and try to leave, starting by putting your hand away.
>She whispers in your ear that there's no need to apologize and continue enjoying it, standing closer to you
>When you reach out with both hands and stroke her hair closer to her face she lets out a small moan and the hair coils around your hands and goes down and down all the way to your shoulders.
>You feel more hair around you. It goes underneath your shirt and strokes your back and chest.
>It goes down under your pants too, stroking your legs and feet.
>She pulls you close to her in a hug and strokes your hair, whispering a "so cute.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962920
Man that is amazing better give her the B&D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962920
I'm a short hair fag but Kejourous fucking get me man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962920
Kejouro are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962893
Do you know why they get cooked? Because Lightning is hot as fuck, hotter than fire. Lightning is around 50K degrees. She'd boil instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962920
That sounds lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962898
Both of those sound like they would be pretty great. Really good, actually. I think I'd be too scared of the deep water to get close to one though.

[Anonymous No.]

Slimes can become anything you want, /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962947
They can't become fluffy! And even if they're buff, you can't feel their hard muscles without accidentally sinking your hand into them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962947
Can they become my Waifu and become a regular slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962947
How about real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962947

Yeah slimes are pretty great.

Taking a bath in one would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962954
I want to be in a pool filled with different types of slime so it looks tie dye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962200
>http://pastebin.com/T93MjE4h

Alp, many things could be said about you, but you are a fast worker.
Maybe too fast, slow things down and you'll improve so much because then you'll be able to carefully edit parts of your stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962972
>edit
That would require actually reading what's been written. You know that's too cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962293
Yes and Yes.
At the Mountains of Madness and Call of Cthulu are his best imo, some people recommend Shadow over Innsmouth but I thought the end was a bit too silly.

>>13962310
>the angles thing
I actually liked that, he was trying to portray how a place with extra and wrong dimensions would work on our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962959

>Blue, green, red, purple, etc slimes coming together and holding one man inside themselves
>All the slightly different temperatures
>All of them caressing massaging different parts of him
>His entire body up to his neck is covered in their slime, suspended and not even being able to move.
>The heads of all the different slime girl are on the surface and move toward his head, kissing his cheeks, lips, ears, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962989
exactly how I was picturing it with so many different sensations

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962947
They can't become intoboymakers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962947
They can't become pregnant with my kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962972
>many things could be said about you
Anything juicy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962993

>It's all so relaxing to him that he feels sleepy.
>The slime girls slow down their massaging and tell him to go ahead since they hold on him like this.
>One of them nuzzles her cheek against his
>So he sleeps suspended in the combined bodies of the slime girls, being gently embraced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963002
I want her to be my big sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963002
Boymakers are overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963004
Thy certainly can't get preggers (although there is that one Slime picture), but you bet they'll split another Slime off of themselves after they've received enough of your juice like that one Hroz thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963011
wow floating sleep like in space sounds amazing. With the different types of slimes they could position themselves to hit every part right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
>>13961582
Finally a frog girl. And she looks fucking magnificent.

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna make tranparent verisons of MOST of the girls, as in the one with updated illustration and the new ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963016
But slimes don't have genetics! I'm not biologically the offshoots dad. Plus what if I want to give the slime girls a big/little brother?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Jinko to tackle me from behind, pin me down, and start molesting me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963033
For the last time, they're endangered can't be used as dominatrixes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963030
Adopt one then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962894
I want to wear a weresheep and yeti to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963026
Fuckin' sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963040
>Adoption
Never, cause then I have to have my heart break over him saying I'm not his dad and accept that fact because it's true

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963037
Which is why if one rapes me, I'll be able to help them repopulate the species!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963045
Impregnate the slime's human friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963008
Just the usual stuff: rushed writing, strange pacing, dialogue issues, concentrating on too many stories at once so they all suffer.

The usual Alp issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963054
>dialogue issues
I don't think anyone even said a complete sentence in that thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963054
>rushed writing
If you didn't know how long it took, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963030
>But slimes don't have genetics
Why wouldn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody know any good shark girl smut stories? I've only ever been able to find two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963073
I assume one of those was the story by Tarrek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963073
http://pastebin.com/7Hu77FkL

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>>13963083
>>13963085
Yep, already read that one. The only other one I've been able to find is the one with the shark girl twins by Negawalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963043
not gonna bother with some older images because there quality is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963096
I can understand why, so I hope KC gets around to redrawing them at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pretend to be a Male Elf to get a Female Orc to try and rape me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963100
not really the issue, im talking about artifacting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963113
But anon, the entire Orc population consists of cute pig girls of varying body types now! You wouldn't dare entice a chubby one would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963115
That too.

[Anonymous No.]

Slimes are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962780

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962518
>no pazuri torture ransom film
3/10

[Anonymous No.]

>"...F-For you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963168
Not everything has to end in sex, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963173
Whats in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963173
Alright, this might work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963173
She's an ugly girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961726
And the smart ass in me wants to point out the white girl on the cover of the Wonderland Light Novel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963173
Not a fan of most bug girls, only one I can deal with is a Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963175
I know, there just isnt enough good goblin stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963173
Aw, she didn't just assault me. Girl must be a real romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962239
>Puru
Yes. Yes she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963204
Well, I can't help you with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961582
holy shit, kc's on a roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962314
Of course! Can't you tell by just looking at those thick thighs and wide hips? Truly their glutes are the maxius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963218
I'm not into Gundam, but don't Purus have the inherent flaw of dropping like flies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962753
>Suu in a bodysuit
That is nuclear-tier right there.

Also, on another note...
>Dat delicious brown sea witch
I'm glad she's not just a copy-paste of the one in 12Beast. Actually like her design a lot more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963026
Awesome, this can finally be finished
http://pastebin.com/EuSrsR82

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963173
Is this the payment for my services last week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961582
Whats the average time between release and translation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963173

Was becoming my mate part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962914
Yeah but its easier to say she absorbs water until there's too much of it, then it absorbs her.
Shut up and look at slime tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963245
Yes.

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>>13963248
i dont got a imgur but i'll get one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963263
Depends on whether or not Brolen is busy with other commissions or not. If not, it can be as quick as a day. If he is, can be like a week as he clears up work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963127
First off I said Orc not P'Orc.
Second off, who says I won't make her chubbier?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that onis and tanukis have beer bellies, dragons are greedy assholes, and slimes can't get pregnant

Get a real girl!
Get a human girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963248
Screenshot of what the end result looks like? Not sure if it's worth the effort or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963281
Paladin-chan please go.
And as a subspecies of Ogre, Onis are ripped. At least do your research, you xenophobe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963290
You say that now but just wait till all the alcohol gets to her drunk ass!

Did you know that onis start drinking at age 12?
Any spawn you have with her will be alcoholics before high school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963281
Nah, I'm good, friend. I'm sure you'll find someone willing to put up with their shit though.

>>13963283
http://i.imgur.com/BQCzUcL.png

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>>13963281
>tanukis have beer bellies
soft beer belly to kneed!
>dragons are greedy assholes
Greedy for my semen!
>and slimes can't get pregnant
That's why they're worst girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963283

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963303
I'll still love her anyways, even if she is kind of chubby!
And citation needed for that Oni fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13959742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa9zkPY4IAY

Have another then.

>>13960582
I'm talking about recently dead you fucking faggot. Of course people miss YBA, Captain, and Peter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963281
I would NTR a MG for a human girl any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963306
Heretic!
Traitor!


>>13963307
>Soft
Yeah, soft enough to smother you with so they can collect insurance money!
Heck! They don't even have the metabolism like other monsters and will end up a great big beer basted butter ball!

>Greedy
You say that now but wait till they put you on a pedestal and never let you leave!
A trophy and semen dispenser is all you are to them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963308
Hi Kristian

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963306
>>13963308

I dunno man, isn't it weird having that while browsing /mgt/? It'd be like trying to browse the thread while having a family photo beside your monitor, with your siblings/father/grandma/whatever staring at you while you look at smut

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>>13963315
>end up a great big beer basted butter ball!
That makes her better!
>A trophy and semen dispenser is all you are to them!
As long as I get to hug my dragon daughteru after she hatches then it's fine!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask paladin-chan to protect me while I sell my wares in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963308
Are you making them transparent with Photoshop? Here's a tip: Use the magic wand to select all white space around the girl, then go to Select > Modify > Expand and put "1 pixel" in the popup box. Click OK then press Delete, that'll clean up the white pixels around the image.

That should make your job easier, Kristian.

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>>13963315
I guess I'll take that as flattery, all things considered. Again, thanks.

>>13963326
Nah, it's fine. For me, anyway. I did have to switch from Yeti to Lich, though, since Yeti just does not go hand in hand with the shitflinging here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963329
That, and maybe use some feathering to smooth out the edges if you're blowing up the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963328
Why even bother going to MGC?That place is a rotting shithole and isent worth selling anything too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963314
A model man!

>>13963311
Chubby!?
She's going to be a whale from all the alcohol she takes in!

>Sauce
Try reading the Paladin's Inspiring Manual!
It'll teach you all you need to know about those horrid beasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962842
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW get home and still no rapetrain Ushi-Oni stories

I suffered at Hard Rock Cafe today for you faggots and you let me down. For shame.

http://shamenun.com on all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963319
... Holy shit, i didn't know you browse here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963328
I don't think a paladin would aid prostitution in that way, Anon. I mean, paladin-chan as your pimp? That's just wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963335
Paladin plz. Calm your ravaged rump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963327
Well I hope you enjoy being crushed by a two ton tanuki you filthy deviant!
And those 'Daughters' of yours are just going to use you as target practice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963329
I'm not shopping them, >>13963026 is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963341
You say you want a rape train story but then when someone eventually does right a story were the guy gets beat up, raped against his will and left a bloody crying mess people complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963341
>Hard Rock Cafe
>suffered
Does not compute.

[Anonymous No.]

First off im using gimp cause that what i got to work with
secondly who the fuck is Kristian?
Here imgur.com/a/crARm
I'll go in and do the finer details later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963353
Retail inventory with a physical count variance. Long story.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a paladin but when I remove the helmet it turns out that she is a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963343
I always knew that you browse here though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963337
Yeah, well, the Demon Lord's Guidebook to Absolutely Everything says that Paladins are losers who are just mad that they can't get laid! And I'll make sure my Oni waifu gets a workout! She's Blue, so she's smart enough to know that exercise will help with her gut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963355
I'm not even sure what you just said.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a soldier
>You're given the important task of escorting a Duke through some infamously dangerous mountains
>You're proud to be one of the few chosen for this job, do it well and maybe you'll get more recognition and status
>ride alongside the carriage feeling smug, but not showing it like some gormless peasant obviously
>If not for the treacherous paths on the mountain it would be a cushy job, few bandits are dumb enough to attack such a well armed escort around these parts
>still, there might be monsters around who would like to corrupt such an important man, so you best keep an eye out
>finally get to the mountain path
>things are going well, but then-
>a growing rumbling noise echoes in the air, and the ground trembles slightly
>It's a landslide!
>It happens all too fast, you're thrown off your horse and are sent plummeting down the cliffside into the thick fog
>You panic as you're flipped like a ragdoll, hearing the sharp crunch of bone and feeling searing pain with every bounce and roll
>The only barely visible ground races towards you and everything goes black

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963354
Want some help with those? I could clean them up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963352
Because that's horrible. A fuzz-spider could rape someone without also beating the shit out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963360
>Paladins are losers who are just mad that they can't get laid!
I doubt paladins have a hard time getting laid the church probably encourages them to fuck and create children so they can have a new generation of soldiers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963365
It's a long story, and not so much long as it is uninteresting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963370
meh, i got time, right now im just getting the bulk of the to be transparent, i'll clean them up myself later
i have plenty of free time

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a Mimic that she is my treasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963348
>Well I hope you enjoy being crushed by a two ton tanuki you filthy deviant!
I'll enjoy it very much so! Big Soft breasts! Big Soft Belly! Big Soft Bushy Tail!
>And those 'Daughters' of yours are just going to use you as target practice!
Yeah, Target practice for hugging, practice for when they meet the man of their dreams and run up to hug him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963368
If this is going to turn into a story you should probably wait until next thread this one is about to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963368
>You have no idea how long you've been unconscious, but you wake up in what appears to be a swamp
>Miraculously, you don't seem to be in any pain, but you know that is a bad sign after what just happened.
>You're lucky to be alive, after all. Something is going to be broken, and you'll have internal injuries.
>against all odds, you find that you can actually stand up
>just about, anyway
>Rather than just sit here and die, you'll have to risk further injury and find a healer. There's always a village around in these kinds of places, hopefully you'll luck out and find one
>or at least a traveler willing to help out an injured soldier
>You can barely walk, something is clearly broken badly and you're only able to shamble slowly one step at a time
>the most alarming thing is how you can't feel a thing. This should be agony.
>Its strange though, you feel very, very cold.
>Its summer, but then these swamps are always very strange places
>Anyway, The sun is setting, so it must be the reason for the temperature drop.
>You hope.
>With the single minded determination not to die, you shuffle forwards slowly through the swamplands
>if only you can find someone, perhaps it isn't too late for you!
>It's so cold
>You wobble and shuffle through what feels like miles of swamp and woodland
>not seeing a single soul, but somehow you can still keep going after all you've been through, never running out of breath
>The will to survive is strong indeed, and you've probably pumped full of adrenaline right now
>If only you brought something warmer to wear under the armour
>Surviving all this only to die from hypothermia would be insulting
>This is ridiculous, it's supposed to be summer. Why did it have to get freezing on today of all days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963357
Has she been brainwashed into thinking she's human?
Does she hate monsters despite being one and keep her helmet on to hide her shame?
Is she just a cheerful monster with a strong sense of justice who believes in the principles of her order?

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>>13963354
What, you don't know Kristian? Shame on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963308
http://i.imgur.com/5o0E453.png
You can add that to the list if you want.

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>>13963360
An oni's an oni no matter how you paint it! She may wear glasses but she'll just be a blimped up blueberry from the drinking and meat!
And the demon lords 'guide' is just a recruitment ad for lost souls like you!

And we can gets guys if we want! We're just too busy saving souls to do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963392
Nah, we're at about the halfway point of page ten. We probably got a while left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963392
8 threads ahead of us. We've probably got a couple hours at least.

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>>13963404
Oh, and your guide wasn't just a recruitment ad for lost NEEEERRRRD souls who are too scared of getting their lunch money stolen to join up with the Demon Lord?
And I'll make sure she eats healthy! I can cook! And Blue Onis don't drink as much as their Red cousins, so I don't have to worry about them being whales!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963404
You're just jealous that monstergirls are getting all the boys. I guess it gets frustrating having only you and your hand on those long trips away from home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961210
>two eyebrows

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963396
>>13963396
I like them all but a mix of 2 and 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963416
>You're just jealous that monstergirls are getting all the boys
But that's wrong monster girls are supposedly rare as fuck in universe. And the reason their so rapey all the time is because they CANT seem to get men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963384
Enjoy your fat ass raccoon who can't even walk then you sinner!

And yeah, they'll practice 'hugs' on you, burning hugs.
Because they'll be shooting fire at you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963423
Wonderful. That's my preference as well.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell an Ogre that the world is gonna roll her, she's not the sharpest tool in the shed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963429
I want to steal an Ogre's iPod and replace the original version of All Star with the French metal cover!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963394
>You come to a halt as you finally reach a road
>and you're in luck! A young man is walking close by
>You cry out to him for help, but all you can manage is a long and strangled moan
>the exhaustion must have hit you harder than you can feel through all this cold
>the man looks around and spots you
>instead of offering a helping hand, he screams in horror and starts to run away
>desperate for help, you quickly hobble after him
>you need his help
>he has to help you
>he has what you need
>you want him
>wait, what was that last thing?
>its the cold, it's doing things to your head
>due to your training and out of sheer desperation you keep after him, not even running out of breath
>you really are going to feel this in the morning
>You try and call out to him and clear up the misunderstanding, but again all you can muster is a gurgling noise
>the young man on the other hand is panting and gasping. He'll slow down soon and that's when you can grab him and -
>what, what were you going to do again?
>the poor thing looks back with terror in his eyes
>you don't blame him, you must look terrible and having a mysterious woman stumble out of thick woodlands making unintelligable noises would normally mean immenant rape in these remote areas
>not looking where he is going, the man trips over and begins to scramble to his feet
>but he's exhausted and not going anywhere
>you catch up and grab his arm to stop any further escape attempts
>W-WARM!

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>>13963414
Oh boy! A cow!
So much better than a whale!!

And our book outlines proper courtship proceedure!
Yours just lets people get raped!

>>13963416
I'll have you know that I get on just fine without a guy!
Anyone those harlots take isn't worth it anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963439
I can't wait to see the look on her face when she wights and realizes she's married to a complete stranger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963439
>Female solider turned into a boring zombie
fucking dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963442
There are plenty of monster girls that don't rape straight away! You Order underlings keep ignoring Unicorns and Lizardmen!
And chubby =/= whale!
I'll bet when your division of the Order got the tires stolen from their chariots, you all got pissed and went to hold "CHIEF GOD HATES MONSTERS" signs outside the funeral of a Yeti child!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963442
>I'll have you know that I get on just fine without a guy!
Everyone knows how repressed paladins are. it's why they make those "secret" visits to those seedy clubs where those human boys do lewd things for the crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a zombie and cuddle with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963439
I like it. Continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963439
>SO WARM!
>you forget everything. The need for a healer, your confusion surrounding your location, the Duke, everything
>all that matters is this wonderful warmth and the frightened man who can share it with you
>you frantically paw at his face, pressing your freezing hands against his cheeks
>he's sobbing and begging for you to let him go, but how could you?
>It's everything you've ever wanted right now, nothing else matters.
>you can feel his breath up against your lips
>you want it
>you want ALL of it. All the warmth and comfort this man's body offers you
>out of a mad starvation for heat, you force your lips against his and hungrily slip your tongue into his mouth
>you tug at your tattered armour and rip off the breastplate with an ease that would have alarmed you if not for how much pleasure you were feeling right now
>you press your chest into his as tightly as possible, your rock hard nipples digging into him, your hips bucking-
>of course!
>having his cock warm you from within, what a magnificent sensation that would be!
>not stopping your frenzied lapping at his mouth, you rip at his pants and wrap a hand around his rigid cock
>You moan out happily at the heat you feel in your hand, and mindlessly force it deep inside you
>You could not be prepared for just how amazing this would feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963455
>"CHIEF GOD HATES MONSTERS"
Hate to say it but that is kinda true

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963455
>Unicorns and lizardmen
They're hiding their depravity by its there!
They're as lewd as the rest of them!

>Chubby
Just you wait Anon! One day you'll wake up to a blue blob!

>Yeti funeral.
It was a kindergarten and you know it!
I bet half of those "children" were Sabbath members!

>>13963457
I only go to ensure my comrades to not do anything untoward with the staff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963455
Unicorns aren't monsters, they're mythical beasts. It's different. And Lizardmen are basically just green elves.

>chubby =/= whale!
Whatever you say, Chubbychaser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963471
Well it's still in bad taste. Protesting at a Yeti's funeral, for fuck's sake! A child Yeti, at that!
In the MGE canon, isn't it basically established that if the Chief God defeats the Demon Lord, all the monsters will revert to their original monstrous form and kill humans?
>>13963475
And your Valkyries and Angels are hiding depravity, too! Just look at their corrupted forms!
And whatever you were protesting at, I saw one of your members kick a Yeti in the shin! What the hell is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963396

>Get captured by a group of monster girls who have a lengthy discussion among themselves how they plan to ravish you all night long
>While being bound in chains in your cell you lament and hope that someone will rescue you
>Suddenly you hear sounds of a battle in the distance.
>As it goes on you see the person fighting the group. A person clad in full armor with a helmet that obscures their face.
>Your mind runs through the possibilities of who it could be as the mystery knight dispatches and sends your kidnappers running.
>When the battle is over the knight opens your cell door and undoes your chains and motions for you to follow.
>Your companion sets up camp and at last takes off their helmet
>To your surprise it's a monster girl
>She hugs you close near the fire and tells you how happy she is that she was able to rescue you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963469
>He's stopped wimpering and is now grunting with every thrust.
>you hold his dick as tightly as possible, savoring the heat and the intense pleasure flooding your broken body
>your movements get faster and faster, as do his. You don't even care if this is doing further damage, it feels so good.
>the rising heat and pleasure come to a climax, and he cries out. You feel him twitching inside you, shooting you full of his hot cum
>an unsurpassed feeling of happiness fills your entire body as all your muscles relax
>he notices this and tries to slip away
>oh no.
>no you don't.
>You grab harder onto him. You aren't going to let him go, not like that
>he's yours
>he belongs to you
>nothing else matters anymore
>all that matters is that he stays with you
>and gives you his warmth
>the most wonderful, important thing in the world -
>your precious husband.

I dunno, it was just a short thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963475
>I only go to ensure my comrades to not do anything untoward with the staff.
That's a lie and yo know it. You're there for the flesh and the booze. Even f your friends did start to harass the "dancers" you won't stop them, I bet you would join in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963484
Those are the fallen ones! Traitors of the highest magnitude who allowed themselves to be corrupted!

And that yeti was going to snatch him and you know it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963484
>Spoiler
Probably, yeah. The god made them to destroy human life, so I would imagine it would go back to normal. That said, it would never actually happen, because of the shit she has lined up now with her daughters, and her raw power.

>>13963489
A cute idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963488
Time to go off with her and ask how we can compensate her for saving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963484
The lilim would take over which is probably a good thing because they arnt nearly as powerful as the demon lord so humanity would probably buy itself a couple hundred years before another extinction crisis comes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963494
Never! I bring my holy time and drink only the purest water!
I'd never indulge in such senseless debauchery

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963496
Yeah, and you know what they say about the repressed ones!
The Yeti was five years old and trying to show him a picture she drew of a rainbow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963488
Oh come on, that's just sleazy. If you rescue a fair maiden from bandits you don't take her back to camp and immediately start cuddling her.

Have a little class, lady. Take it slow. Romance him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963484
>Spoiler
In that unlikely scenario, Lilims act as redundancies to maintain MG-ness.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sit outside a graveyard with a speaker system and play https://youtu.be/pAgnJDJN4VA whenever a Wight rises from the grave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963504
Lies again! The sooner you admit you just want to share a man with your fellow warriors and go to town on him, the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963499
>>13963484
Where did humans come from in the MGE universe anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963512
Wights are all fancy though, they probably hate ac-dc. Good idea anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963506
We aren't repressed! We're pure!

And that rainbow could've warped his mind or been the most foul of magics and you know it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963520
Aliens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963512

> Not playing Time Warp

Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963520
Space

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961563
>>13961582
Is she covered in babies?
Because for some reason I find that kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963520
Reverse alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963520
My guess is the Chief God created them for whatever reasons.
>>13963523
Aren't Wights reanimated heroes and warriors, though? I doubt that you can stay fancy and girly for long in this universe while doing the hero business. I'm bound to find one eventually who's into classic rock.
Although the idea of a Wight getting pissed and yelling at the asshole who's sitting outside her grave blaring music at 3 AM is kind of hilarious. Drawfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963520
The original god created everything then he fucked off to do god things when he was finished and left the current chief god in charge to watch things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963489

I liked it. S'chool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963518
Never!
Marriage is sacred and should only involve 1 partner!

Not like those orgies you hold!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, Order soldier! I like my girls muscular and dominant! And I'd rather be the submissive one in the relationship! How do you like that?! Doesn't that get your granny panties in a knot?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963527
You know, this is starting to sound a lot like alp logic. You aren't one of those alpadins, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961931
Frogs are almost always covered in mucus, anon.
That's literally how they breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963554
We actually have quite a few women in our ranks of this 'muscular' build you so desire who would enjoy being the dominant member of the relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963554
>>13963565
I say we give him to Beth. She'll keep the cheeky little cunt in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963565
Well your women don't have fluffy arms and legs like Jinkos! I'll bet a Jinko could cuddle better than you any day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963558
Never, I am 100% pure, human female!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963546
This is getting out of alp logic and into Alp logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963554
They would probably just slap you and tell you to get back to work. Since your a sub you wouldent do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963571
I agree.

>>13963572
Now that is not true!
We could cuddle just as fine as any monster out there!
Better even!

And that 'fluff' is just going to stick everywhere and make you sweaty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963248
Is the guy who made this still alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963573
I see. In that case, care to join me and the boys for some halo? We've got nachos and mountain dew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963554

That's terrific, knave. Can't wait to read about your non-toxic genderfluid relationship on ye olde tumblr. *tips visor*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962575
>New and improved INSTANT BABIES
>Just add semen and watch them grow in a mater of hours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963341
What the hell is going on in that pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963319
>>13963343
Who are you people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963591
Anon wants love
An Ushi Oni obliges

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963578
Human knights cuddle better than Yetis? That I'd like to see!
And my room is freezing cold! A big warm chuffing Jinko wrapping her arms and thighs around me and holding me close sounds lovely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963577
>Since your a sub you wouldent do anything about it
That's not how it always work

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963602
Agreed. If a knight smacked me in the face and I didn't say anything, it's because I don't want to fuck with a trained soldier, not because I'm a sub.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be saved by a monster paladin during the full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963592
I don't know but you'd be surprised who you bump into.
>Some scrub was reading /mgt/ on his phone in front of me in the checkout line at Walmart the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963618
should have whispered into his ear your waifu a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>"Oh? Monster girls you say"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963618
That's strange, considering that we really don't have many people in the way of active posters,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963616
Paladins are traditionally mounted units, right?
I want to be saved from a pack of ravenous werewolves by a unicorn paladin lancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963618
>mfw probably did that if I wasn't reading comics

[Anonymous No.]

Cupid can go suck a dick, this shit was annoying to make tranparent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963628
There's always more lurkers than posters in any given thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963627
Monster Pussy > Smelly Dumb human Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963554
>Hey, Order soldier!
Don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963627
But all the other girls in the village are already taken

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961695
>They also produce a mild aphrodisiac venom
Wait, how is this even administered? Is it through the skin like with poison dart frogs, or some other way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963641
Your mom has a smelly human pussy which is also what you were born from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963520
Inbred proto-Dwarves? Fuck I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963638
But even if we include them, we have less then a few hundred people that visit here. It's odd that you would run into someone that goes here.

[Anonymous No.]

So which writefag would you offer up in blood tithes to bring a dead one back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963644
Go on an adventure and find some new ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963658
Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963652
My mom told me your mom's pussy is smellier!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963627
>Pardon, I did not mean to offend.
>Speak of which, you seem to have misplaced your wings, Ma'am. Surely a woman as beautiful and pure as yourself must be an angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13961754
I want my fucking Bandersnach girl already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963661
But if I go alone I will be surely raped, I will need a paladin to accompany me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963635
I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963658
Almost all of them and bring back this guy

http://pastebin.com/Rh4wBjcu

I FUCKING NEED A CONTINUATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963665
So your mom is a carpet diver. Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963669
Then join the paladins so you can git gud and then bang some sweet sweet paladin-chan pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963582
No, I've got better things to do than drink battery acid and eat that foul goo you call nacho cheese

>>13963600
Magic and holy words can make even the most frigid nights feel like a summer day!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a Paladin and a Succubus at the same time and then we talk about how much fun we had as children

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963675
He's dead, Jim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963677
Nope, she was just in the same room as your mom. That's how bad she smells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963675
>tfw ParkedBuggy was only around for a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963680
I'd rather have physical warmth from cuddles than just magic power! Can magic create fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963675
I hope he never comes back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963681
That does seem nice, but how do you plan to convince your succubus childhood friend to become a paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963668
Bandersnatch a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963695
I wouldn't convince either of them anything, just ready to stop a fight between the two old rivals

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963689
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963689
Fluffy, pure clouds to rest your head on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963690
How come?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963675
>http://pastebin.com/Rh4wBjcu
FUCK YOU STOP REMINDING ME OF THIS

Its the one dead story I really want to see continued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963699
I think you missed the implication

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963702
But clouds aren't muscular or busty! They can't hold you close and whisper sweet nothings in your ear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963710
well explain the implication

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963703
Because it's pretty funny to see people to this day whine about some shitty story that won't be continued.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug twin Shirohebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963489
It was nice to see a soldier transition into Wighthood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963710
nevermind I understand now, the two are the same person

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963718
I'll fight you. Amazons are love! LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963716
>I want to hug a Paladin and a Succubus at the same time
Could mean you hug a succubus who is a paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963338
Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963730
Yup I was having a stupid, I understand now. I wonder what a succubus paladin would be like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963714
That's why one of our soldiers will snuggle you on one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963718
>shitty
Its still better than most of the stuff we have these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963735
But humans don't have the exotic allure of monsters! Plus, they don't have fluffy arms and legs.

[Anonymous No.]

So which monster would be the best to be trapped in a room with during the full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963489
It was an interesting take on zombies, letting her keep her original personality and intellect, but having it distorted by the transformation. I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963651
I assume so, no frogs I know have fangs for that sort of thing. I wouldn't put it past mother nature though, that bitch is crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963729
I would disagree with you, but if you like them then that's your opinion and I'll respect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963734
I don't know but it's one of my deepest desires, which is why it came to mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963739
A lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC releases new disgusting MG
>Thread decides to talk about paladins instead
sometimes I love you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963509

The Yeti Knight apologizes that she got a little too excited

[Anonymous No.]

I want be cuddleraped by a bunch of zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963739
Were-sheep

[ThunderBrother No.]

Hello. No Tanuki Merchant this time, just me. Nobody seemed to like that framing device very much anyway.

Falling Leaves Chapter 5: http://pastebin.com/aqt86kgx

Fresh first draft, will edit it and add to it by tomorrow in case anybody's weird and wants to wait.

I know I said I'd work faster, and I will. As long as family emergencies of varying urgency stop happening. Finding out what I want to do with this story might help, too.

I'm going to bed. Peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963746
I'm going to guess repressed
>>13963749
I like her, she isn't bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963738
>they don't have fluffy arms and legs
You've obviously never met a professional soldier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963749
She's not disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963754
Oh great I just finished ch4 yesterday, I really love the story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963749
I like that Toad, and Paladins suck dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963749
Everything that could be talked about was in the hours after she was revealed. There's no controversial snouts, transformations or other worrying things to kick up a shitstorm about so things are pretty normal until translations.

This is normal stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963749
>condoning paladin roleplay faggottry
Just die.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never join the military to protect your waifu and daughterus from an alien swarm invasion
>You'll never get overrun, killed and infested by the aliens, as the virus takes over your body and uses it to fight your own race
>Your waifu will never be shocked to see recordings of infected human soldiers shooting back at their brethren in the news, who are forced to return fire and kill them for good
>She'll never freeze in terror as she sees the infected husk of your former self in the midst of the alien swarm on the TV recordings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963775
>Stop liking what I dont like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963779
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963754
>No Tanuki Merchant this time
But I like bushy tailed happy merchants.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963779
>you'll never infect your waifu and daughterus with the alien virus
>you'll never turn them into alien breeding machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963780
Try a non-meme response, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963739
An Alp

I wanna play video games with her while she squirms and rubs her thighs together, trying desperately to ignore the growing urge to throw her controller away and mount me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963780
>Defending role playing
>Ever
I hear monster girl redux has a section for RP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963761
My grandfather was in the air force and he didn't have big fluffy arms and legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963782
What, too sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962298
>hack
What makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask a Tanuki to be my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963786
>You'll never alp and be taken to a secret government facility where they make the alien growing inside you turn into a biosuit that gives you superpowers to fight the invaders

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963780
You're welcome to like it somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963803
That was an okay doujin. Was more interested in the plot than the lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963749
Beats the shitstorm brewing in the /a/ thread right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963801
>"I don't do taxes for free."
>"But I'll give you a discount."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962293
Best Lovecraft or Cthulhu Mythos stories, at least imo are...

The Ghooric Zone
The Lurker in the Dark
At the Mountains of Madness
The Call of Cthulhu
Shadow over Innsmouth
Dagon
The Whisperers in the Dark
The Shunned House
Jerusalem's Lot (The original short that the book and movie were based on/originated from, stupidly Lovecraftian levels of spook)
The Hounds of Tindalos

Neil Gaiman as well has some very good shorts, one of which was in his compilation Smoke and Mirrors and featured what I presume was a Deep One.

If you want abomination-faggot writers I'd recommend Harblador, although his stories lack the distinct fear of unimportance and fear that a Cthulhu Mythos story would provide. There's no other writefaggots worth noting who've done anything with a Mythos based monstergirl that I care to recall. Could be wrong.

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>13963770
Then I hope you enjoy the rest of it, too. Thanks for reading.

>>13963784
If you guys cry loud enough then I'll think about bringing that racial stereotype back. I doubt there'll be any outcry about her, though. I'll check for results when I wake up.

>>13963785
You and me both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963801
What would there be in it for her, boyim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963813
But I just want a friend that I can talk and hang out with, I don' t want her to do my taxes
>>13963818
Friendship

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963793
>Introduce Strip Smash/Mario Kart
>Everytime a player loses, they must take off an article of clothing
>Games are best two of three
>Purposefully losing just to watch her squirm and shift in her seat
>She complains that this is stupid to avoid the fact that she's so beyond hot and bothers the Sun in jealous of her heat
>Fine. Change it up to Strip Mario Party
>They both redefine the definition of "Angry Sex"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963635
I'd like her to, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963597
Oh, it's a two framed pic.
I thought there was someone shouting 'I need love'
and around the corner there was SOMETHING raping another person.

I don't know how THAT could in any way be a ushi-oni though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963739
Lamias.

>>13963749
She's not disgusting also knights have shit taste in waifus as I can see by that pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962524
That day the hobgoblin realised their blood was on her hands. If only she hadn't called attention to them. But then she's stupid so she'll probably kill again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963834
It's based off a series of greentexts that spawned the picture
You just had to be there, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963635
>Cupid can go suck a dick
I'm sure they would love to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963834
>and around the corner there was SOMETHING raping another person

No, it's a two-panel comic. In the first one, he asks for love, and is immediately run over in the second panel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963822
You're going to confuse her like that anon. Don't human boys like money and things? And what is this 'just friends' thing about? She's never had any friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963848
Well sure money is nice but it is even nicer to give her a gift once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963848
>She's never had any friends
Gee I wonder why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963848
Just laugh and ruffle her hair a bit, see how she reacts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963651
Maybe. Wouldn't surprise me if the mucus itself had those qualities.
Eating out a frog girl suddenly got really trippy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963811
Making all the main girls of the series used goods in a single chapter is a good reason for a shitstorm. What the fuck was that retarded author even thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

So, now that the new monster girl is out, Akaname is completely, entirely redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962938
You don't know that slime isn't insulant.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a tanuki's first friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963811
What's it about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962878
That line made my peepee hard

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Suu fucks all the girls before Darling.

Darling is a cuckold confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13962757
>Green loli with a hat and a food fetish
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the most attractive Lamia ever drawn; if you disagree post one better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963865
>preview of scylla chapter of MonMusu
>girls get raped by tentacles

Everyone is literally losing their minds over this. 'Used goods' and all that jazz/jizz/whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963869
>Suu will never break the harem into splinters and leave Darling forever alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963859
>Implying Mucus Toad won't be forgotten in a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963014
>the lynchpin of the demon lord's plan
>overrated

Was being a total retard part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963865
In the latest chapter of MonMusu the Scylla who kidnapped Mero appears to tentacle rape Rachnee and Miia, so now all the snakefags are whining about "muh pure virgin waifu" and starting shitstorms.
The translation isn't even out so we have no idea what's actually going on (there appeared to be way too many tentacles to be a Scylla, and they didn't have any suckers on them like normal octopus tentacles), but everybody's making jumps to conclusions that would make Evil Knievel jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963877
It's pretty amusing to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963877
I don't see why that is surprising or anything. He always shoves his shit tier fetishes into anything he can. Like, I don't even get why people would ever have hope for that series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963886
Once monstergirls are able to birth sons, boymakers will go in the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963893
I-it started out great when it was just Miia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963887
There was a okay (Read: Bad) rough translation while it was being posted threads back that said that pretty much they've all been deflowered
That was a few threads ago. A nuclear meltdown in an understatement of what's going on

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run into a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963895
But all the incubi would turn into alps because the entire culture is oriented around dicksucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963893
I dropped that shit hard when the snake's mom showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963900
Yet somehow everybody's saying that Suu raping Snake, Bird, and Horse in the earlier chapters "didn't count." Despite the clear visual gag about deflowering.

I'm probably gonna steer clear of those threads for a while. Wait for this all to blow over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963863
And you don't know that she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963895
>Once monstergirls are able to birth sons
Monsters are incompetent as fuck im not going to trust the future of the entire human race to someone who makes baseless promises like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963887
I'm going to have to remember that expression.

>>13963890
It's like a trainwreck. You want to turn away, but you just can't.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how her chest heaves as she breathes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963920
Imagine how her chest heaves when I Pet her vigorously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963916
I'd rather trust a monster then a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963920
Hypnotizing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963920
I want her to hug my face into her chest as she snores quietly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963173
[] reject
[] humiliate
[] purge
[] drop spaghetti
[] flee
[] gently turn down
[] accept
[] hug
[xxx] tackle

[Anonymous No.]

>people still read EMG

That's the funniest part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963929
bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963913
>Suu raping Snake, Bird, and Horse in the earlier chapters "didn't count."
This is what boggles my mind about the whole thing.
Who cares? They've all been raped by the slime long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963913
People are retarded, Suu's been full on raping people since the early chapters but somehow this is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963917
And to think I had so much hope in these threads just yesterday. Rach and MON made their debuts and everybody was hyped over how awesome they were. But now Tentaclegate has begun.
It's about ethics in waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963887
>The thread hates MonMusu now

Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963946
>ugly character designs
>cliche plots
>terrible MC

It's always been hated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963920
How would she react, raking up to find anon snoozing in her lap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963895
>once monsters can
>once monsters
>can
>boymakers going in the thrash
>implying
>implying 100% of men want filthy monsters
>implying they'll take us alive
>implying undeath

By fire be freed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963946
I guess so, I mean...
A real snakefag would still love Miia, man. It ain't right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963946
It's shit, what do you expect?

Almost every character is unlikable, the shit plot points crabman forces in are fucking garbage and the MC is a beta cuckold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963869

>>>/a/

Keep that shit where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963954
That's weird as fuck why would someone do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963953
>turned from a cute story about a guy with his lamia girlfriend into lel so randumb harem antics that lead nowhere

FTFY my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963960
nice meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963955
All men want monstergirls, they just don't know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963960
Last time I checked this is the monster girl thread, not the MGE thread.

I think Crabman's monster girl story can be discussed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963859
Kinda.
The main reason people liked Akaname in the first place was because she most resembled a frog (despite not actually being a frog girl.) Now that there's a real frog girl, she's kinda not a pseudo-froggirl anymore.
She's only what her name implies, all things considered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963946
We always had people that didn't like it and people that does like it. Nothing new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963943
Suu molestation has always been framed as soft core and not counted. Having an outside party rape your main girl is entirely different. It's like, suu has already molested Cerea, right? but it would have been an entirely different story if instead of her mother it was an ex boyfriend who returned, and mounted cerea right before darling. Leaves a different taste in your mouth you know?

That said, Darling deserves to lose all his girls to tentacle yuri. Little faggot has been given the all clear for nearly thirty fucking chapters, and he still hasn't made a move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963954
She'd probably love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963946
I love the girls but hate the manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963968
You are so fucking stupid Deruella, you're like a door to door water filter saleswoman or Jehova's Witness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963963
It's an unoccupied soft cow lap. Why wouldn't anyone do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963957
Been a Miiafag since day 1, tentacles or not doesn't change that.

Hell I wouldn't be in a thread about monster girls who more often than not rape multiple men before finding their husband if "purity" was an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963963
Why the fuck wouldn't you? What are you gonna do, snooze on the uncomfortable ground? Find a nice comfy rock? I'll take the holst lap pillow, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963920
>that blush
>you will never see a holstaurus breathing heavily and moaning as you molest her in her sleep

I am in despair.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find a Red Oni and paint them blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963986
>Molesting a Holstaur in their sleep
I hope her Mino older sister demonstrates why pain should be redefined

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963993
I want to find a Blue Oni and paint them white

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963881
>Suu will never crawl into Darling's body, devour the insides and use the remains as a meat puppet to take control of the harem while coasting on government handouts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963920
>You will never wrap your arms around a holst as she leans back into you and falls asleep under a tree

100% concentrated suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963875
I looked for about ten minutes through my lamia folder(s). I don't know what competes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963996
>thinking a mino will stop me

You don't know who you're dealing with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964009
Oh really? Amuse me

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW having the basic ideas for a smut scenario in head
>MFW don't know how to describe X MG without going full retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964008
I want to hit that snake with my snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963875
But Redskins are disgusting subhumans that deserve to be wiped off the face of the earth.

They're almost as bad as niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964014
Just go full retard then, it's probably better than you think and certainly better than what I could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964014
Which MG?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey remember when Crabman wasn't a shitty hack that wrote below average garbage?

Me either.

[Anonymous No.]

Any stories about kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964025
I read EMG to see lewd things happen to monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964025
nice meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964013
You're expecting some long rant about how badass I am? Sorry, no. I am just a horny man, that likes holsts and wants to go nuclear on those honkers, and will crush anyone and anything that gets in the way of that end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964029
The truth isn't a meme anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964026
I know Murchez has two short ones. No idea beyond that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963996
>Mino older sister
Even better!

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never go on a business trip, keeping the lock of hair that your Kejourou waifu gave you
>by the time you return your thoughts will never be utterly consumed by her and her scent
>She'll never greet you when you return only to immediately pin her to the ground and begin having sex.
>She'll never gladly accept it, leg locking you and staring into your eyes and she says "Welcome home." followed by a giggle and wrapping your body in her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG species would be the biggest pain to babysit? Be it numbers, power, intelligence, smugness, or element X, list your reasons!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be gangraped by a bunch of buff monster girls! Jinkos, Minotaurs, Onis, Ogres, you get the idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964022
It's not in MGE, so it's kind of hard to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964042
That sounds amazing I want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964044
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964044
Chesires. You'll never be able to keep tabs on them.

Or lilims. You go to put them to bed, blink, and discover you've been teleported to the moon or something.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to try my damn hardest to improve myself as a person, to change my behavior into that of a pure and innocent man that wishes for the best of others and does not have a single inch of evil within, to strive through everyday improving my physical being by doing exercising that are beyond my abilities, to learn new things everyday that'll I will study up on and perfect my knowledge of said thing, and become an overall better person for the Kikimora that puts up with my terrible lifestyle and motivates me everyday to improve myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964062
Do it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964013
Not him but what kind of shitty minotaur is going to cunt block her sister? 100% shit sister right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963996
I'd molest her mino sister in her sleep, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964042
That sounds like it would be awesome. So good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964035

One of these days I should make a more lengthy Kejourou story. They were the reason I started writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964079
please do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964009
>a minotaur will never molest you just as you're about to molest her Holstaur imouto
>she will never force you to drink her milk straight from the tap, claiming it's superior to her sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964059
>Babysitting a Lilim for the demon lord
What insane person would agree to such a task?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964044
Kesarans. Take everything that comes with children, the loudness and shrieking, wanting to play all the time, not going the fuck to sleep, and magnify it by 100% They're called magic cocaine for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964046
You might as well just alp and then go to a gym same thing really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964084
JUDO FLIP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964085
I'd do it out of the kindness of my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964090
Anon, do I need to explain the basic differences between men and women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964085
I would. That's the best way of securing yourself a future Lilim wife.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are fags, but the EMG thread we left behind has turned into utter shit. Is there really no where else to discuss MGs other than here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964102
On Cripple Channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964110
>Slower than /d/
Not really an alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963816
I wanna rub my dick on those feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964102
Well, there's always the subreddit.

Nope, couldn't type that with a straight face.

[Anonymous No.]

So would you read a monster girl romance manga that was illustrated by KC, omake'd by Oyakado, and written by either the girl who did Hekikai no Aion or Kimi ni Todoke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964120
Well I don't know then. I'd say TFT but more people are willing to commit sudoku than bother with it. Which is fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964139
I wouldn't read anything that has had Oyakado's dirty hands on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964139
>Oyakado
Absolutely not after today. May he burn in hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964141
>It's this or bob's circlejerk
Well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964139
Can't I just throw money at good writefags and drawfags here to come up with something?

At least if they fuck up I can shout at them in a language they'll understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964145

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963887
How did the shitstorms compare to the defconn 6 assblast that occurred here once Cait Sith was unveiled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963754
Thanks, I like your stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964162
It's been nonstop nuclear meltdown for the entire day so far
Lost track of how many threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964158
I hope his sales plummet after this and he ends up on the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964162
I dunno, I missed the Cait Sith shitstorms. They were even bigger than the anger over the scene in Alp's story when ice went in the butt, if that helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964145
>>13964153
Okay, fine.

Illustrated by KC, omake'd by Kuroshiki, and then written by Yuna Kagesaki/Karuho Shiina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963869
Don't forget he also has to cook for everyone and clean shit after them while Suu is having fun with her girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964157
But wouldn't paying our writefags be haram?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963913
None of it really "Counts". It's all just a joke played for lewd giggles. But as >>13963943 says people are retarded and humorless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964173
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your son play with the lonely Yeti daughteru building snowmen across the street?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964145
Apparently I missed something. What'd he fuck up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964187
He's always been shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964186
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964186
Sure, why not. While they play I'll get out some old coffee cans and start making an Igloo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964186
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964187
See >>13963887 and >>13963913

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964187
Nothing new, people being more over sensitive as alp when he's on a deleting spree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964186
Hell, I'll play with her myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964187
Take a gander in the /a/ threa- actually, save yourself the trouble
Oct started raping the girls because she's a serial rapist. apparently, via bad TL's, she deflowered all the girls
It's been Chernobyl since

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964173
mite be cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964171
Don't you think we should calm down and wait for the full thing to at least come out before we start getting buttmad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964186
Only if his bigger brother flirting with her sister watches over him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964205
/a/ sure doesn't.
I'm not sure which is worse, the fallout over this or the fallout over Cathyl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964190
>>13964191
>>13964193
But he's gonna get hugs! Lots of hugs! She might overreact to finally hugging a boy!

[Anonymous No.]

for anyone curious on how the tranparency thing is going, im on lich, had to skip a couple girls do to artifacting though aswellas wether the art was updated or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964210
Cathyl was just a cheating slut, this is straight up NTR. This is going to be a lot worse if it doesn't get confirmed that it didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>Crabman letting Miia get raped

Holy shit, it's like they forgot about the absolute fucking disaster that happened after Cecily got raped. And that manga about the shrine maiden or something that confessed to having a boyfriend in the past. What was he thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964214
It's okay I'll be in the yard making an igloo for them so I can watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964215
You biffed the hair on the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964226
Difference is that this is a full blown ecchi manga which has had similar things happen before hand so people knew what to expect. Trust me, Japanese boards don't give a shit right now, the outrage is mainly a western thing in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964102

Just filter all the asspained /a/ faggots whining about MUH PURE VIRGINS. Suddenly there's no more problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964223
At this point, the damage is already done. No matter what the translations say, there will be no letting this go. Not if some of the idiots of the fanbase have anything to say about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964226
Did those events lead to major backlash from each respective fanbase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964226
>Cecily
Who?

>having a boyfriend in the past
Kannagi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964215
shit thanks for telling me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964223
I just hope it doesn't end up destroying the manga or something. No matter what shitstorms start over it, at the end of the day I just want to be able to read a cute manga about cute monsters, and I've really gotten attached to the girls in this series.
>>13964235
A couple of people over on /a/ said that 2ch was getting just as mad. Were they just pulling it out of their asses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964210
>>13964223
There was a fallout over cowslut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964235
The west is more autistic? That's spirit breaking honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964256
Even today everybody bitches about how she's a cheating whore who cucked unnamed farm bishie whenever you bring her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964254
I hope it does destroy the manga, EMG is overrated garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964243
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964235
>japs
>not being mad over defloration in harem manga by someone who is not MC
Are you living in a bizzare world?

>>13964254
>cute manga about cute monsters
What manga?
Because it's clearly not EMG. It's stopped being that at 5 chapter or something.
1-5 ch good. 5-10 okay 10+ garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964254
People on /a/ pulling stuff out there asses? In a thread like that? Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964260
Perhaps because she's a cheating whore who cucked unnamed farm bishie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964226
Is it even confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964254
This destroying the manga isn't enough, his career needs to also die with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964226
Wait, what? What's happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964278
It's a joke.

People can't take jokes.

The Ride Never Ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964157
I don't need money.
All I need is your smiling faces and constant fury.
I can't keep a timetable anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964243
>>13964246
You know The Sacred Blacksmith right? Cecily got raped by Luke's enemy, Siegfried. The backlash was so harsh, the author had to rewrite several chapters after fans threatened to drop the manga, complaining she wasn't pure anymore, he made Siegfried a eunuch, or asexual in the rewrite, it's not clear which to me, he simply says "his body is incapable." The author even got death threats and a fair number of razorblades in the mail, it got really ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964278
Nope. The translation doesn't come out for a few more days but everybody's still freaking out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964285
The radioactive fallout of /a/ has been blown into our area. Take cover till it's safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964278
Who cares, it's the internet. People are looking for something to be outraged about and even if it's proven unfounded there's no completely washing away the negative sentiments now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964290
It's not a joke if it isn't funny.

This is just shitty shock value.

[Anonymous No.]

>All of this people buttflustered over nothing.
>People still angry about Best Cow chapter.
>laughing_tom_cruise.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964278
It is. Faggots just don't want to accept any translation that isn't done by TF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964294
>The Sacred Blacksmith
Is that the same series where a katana managed to slice through a broadsword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964294
Fucking pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963913
>Despite the clear visual gag
>Taking this metaphor literally
You're not smarter than that, but I wish you were.

>http://imgur.com/hvwnbuQ
On another note, MUH FUCKIN DICK, I wanna irrumate a spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964282
>One page that may or may not have been full-on tentacle rape that we're not sure of yet
>Ahmgahd, he needs to lose his sales, he needs to be left on the street, he needs to die
Literal autism. Like that K att dude just the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964310
From the sounds of it, they don't want hers either. They want it when they want it the way they want it, and if they can't get their way they riot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964294
I'm not sure whether to be simply disgusted at or if I should pity them that they'll never be able to enjoy intimate, emotional healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964305
>Best Cow
Low quality b8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/129734196

>Miia didn't get raped. The cave monsters attacking Miia and Centorea (it's not Octo or whatever she's called) have a poison that paralyzes for a while, which is why they both pass out after.

>I read that part comically. I mean, Crabman is clearly an otaku, and he's introducing a tentacle monster, and what do they do? But there:s no way he can do that to his characters, so there's a joke about "It's my first time" instead

Nothing happened, she's still pure, let's be less retarded that /a/ and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964297
So crabman greenlit yuri deflowering tentacle rape in EMG? Oh boy, first Paradox, and now this. It really looks like this place is gonna become MGE general.

Who's got the other key to unlock the nuclear launch button? I got mine right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964294
>The Sacred Blacksmith
Never heard of it. But wiki says Cecily is actually the MC
How the MC managed to get raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964313
Yes.

>>13964315
That's my livelihood nigga!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964326
>first Paradox
Wat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964326
>First Paradox
What happened with--You know what, I'll go look myself. Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964327
All I can tell you is that it happened.

>Bad things never happen to MCs

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964323
>Unironically disliking Cathyl

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/a/a0/Shiggy_Diggy.gif/revision/latest?cb=20131121010715

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964304
If it's intended as a joke, and isn't funny, it's just a bad joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964324
And to clarify to any who might misinterpret this further, I'm pretty sure the gag is meant as "It's my first time [attacked by a tentacle monster]".

>Let's be less retarded than /a/
You wish for too much anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964326
>gonna become
>implying it hasn't been since we moved here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964324
Thank fuckin' Christ. It's not tentacle rape, everyone's purity is still intact (though I'm not sure how pure Spider is, and I say that as a spiderfag), and hopefully /a/ can calm their collective tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964326
>It really looks like this place is gonna become MGE general.
It wasn't already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964324
Here's a sentiment I can agree to.
I would discuss further on cowgirl eugenics, but we're out at image limit, so shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964326
It didn't.
>>13964324

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964294
Was there any backlash about Casca rape? She was Guts' waifu and rape was ultra suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964338
>Liking Cathyl as a character
I can understand if you like her body, but that's all. She's a cheating slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>Suu already deflowered all of the girls before.
>Everyone losing their shit and claiming Crabman is the worst thing to happen since Hitler died because spider is geting tentacle raped by a girl.
Why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964344
Rachnee is purest girl by reason of self-depreciation and isolation.

She did take Lilith's non-existent purity though. By god that was hot.

[Anonymous No.]

I just mad Cerea still isn't going full Memories Broken, Feel the Sting of my Valiantium Blade, Program Advance.
Why even bother saying she spent her whole life training to be a warrior and have her job harder than Yamcha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960587
I'm very proud of you /mgt/ but 8 /d/fags is still a lot. You know what to do. Also so little anal love must be because just a few girls would be able to do it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964155
>Bob's circlejerk

He's not even the admin and if you don't want to interact with him you don't have to. I barely do and even then all he tells me is "amphetamines and coke are your friend"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964355
I don't think the kind of VA-obsessed, waifu-b-day-celebrating, autistic basement dwellers who send authors threatening messages over their moe-crap, are the sort of people who read Berserk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964357
>Suu already deflowered all of the girls before.
This sure is a persistent meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964326
What happened with Paradox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964355
Different genres, different character positions.
Cecily is the main protagonist in a fantasy/adventure setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964355
I don't think so. Truth is I don't know if there was, but with Berserk you know what you're getting into, that universe is a meat grinder so there's really no cause to be surprised when bad things happen to characters you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964369
Good point, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964370
Calling anything a meme is a meme.

Suu has already raped all of the girls before, I don't knw why you people are losing their minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964357
Pretty sure she didn't penetrate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964360
>I just mad Cerea still isn't going full Memories Broken, Feel the Sting of my Valiantium Blade, Program Advance.
That's because she's a damned moron.
>job harder than Yamcha
That's right, she'll be pulling the wedding carriage when Darling gets married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964377
rape =/= molest. She hasn't literally broken the hymen of any of them, you're baiting of you try to assert otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964377
Molestation isn't the same as penetration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964360
She's still alive though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964356
Why is she a cheating slut exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964363
I didn't vote on the second one because the ambiguous wording made it seem like bait. I'd be down with reaming a bunch of monster girls that have the requisite anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964385
>Letting another man suck your tits into orgasm when you already have a husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964382
>>13964383
So molesting a girl to the point of orgasm isn't rape since there was no penetration. Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm imagining a NATO conference room full of Anons debating this apparently serious matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964384
With how often she's the butt of a joke it almost seems like she shouldn't.
I feel like ever since Chapter 21 Cerea has been treated worse and worse and worse as time goes on.
It won't be long before she's made so incompetent that people actually start putting her below Mero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964388
Same here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964385
She's in love with a guy but let another suck her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964393
Now you're getting it. It doesn't count unless the phallus broke down the gates and kissed the inner sanctum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964336
So have you find out what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964372
I see a few things
>A dude spamming an Abyssal who is implying ban evasion
>The dude from last night who posted a strawpoll posted the same strawpoll over there
>Futa arguments
Meh, not really full blown shitposting if you ask me.

Did anybody see the K-att shitposting in the drawthread recently? That was something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964383
>>13964393
I take issue with this. Since, I just looked up that Sacred Blacksmith thing out of curiosity. The description I found indicates that, while penetration was cut out, the guy still basically raped the main girl. Stripped her nude, beat the shit out of her, made her feel dirty, powerless, helpless, weak, completely at his mercy...but apparently that's all 100% fine, so long as there wasn't any penetration!

I know Japan is messed, but good fucking god. These otaku...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964409
>Did anybody see the K-att shitposting in the drawthread recently? That was something.
That shit happened after I went to bed, and I had to wait until the next thread before I could request something because of /v/'s 251 post image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964410
Hello tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964410
Of course that's better than the alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964417
So no more BOF Catgirl requests, then, I guess.
That one guy was right, though.
Bleu is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964389
>>13964403
>Implying Kimihito did such a thing.
Stop making shit up to back your biased arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964316
You know, whenever someone sticks their dangly bits in an unwilling participant's mouth I wonder why they don't just bite it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964418
While it may not be rape in a legal sense, he does have a point. I wouldn't call it rape either, but the effect is the same except for one detail.

[Anonymous No.]

What is a monstergirl's worst nightmare, considering mamono mana fails to fix shit up? Being infertile? Having her to-be husbando hook up with another girl before she gets the chance to have him? Or maybe being forced to NTR her husbando ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964426
Choking hazard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964429
Watching paladin girls rape her husband before killing the both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964423
Was Katt added to some sort of spam filter now or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964429
For any good girl it should be the spoiler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964429
Dead husbandos everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964429
That everything she loves in this world dies in a horrific event and she is left with nothing else to live for.

That, of whatever generic phobia the author gives her for comedic value.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964439
I would hope not.
Why do people always have to ruin good things?
Why can't nice things ever happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964429
>being infertile
Certainly qualifies
>another girl getting her man
Bigamy, harems
>forced NTR
Not the NTR itself I'd wager, but rather, not being loved by their husband anymore, if not outright hated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964444
>four is death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964425
Do you even read the manga? It's literally what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964426
>>13964433

Because let's not turn this rape into a murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964451
>Bigamy, harems
I prefer to think that not all girls are ok with sharing their man. Possessive girls are my fetish.

http://i.imgur.com/w6IIZfP.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964444
>GuidoMista.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964449
I never played BOF so I don't care all that much.
Sucks for the people that are into it though

[Anonymous No.]

I want a pudgy jinko cub to demand headpats and snacks from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964467
I want twin yanderes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964474
I want to ignore a jinko cub

[Anonymous No.]

im done for tday making the girls tranparent, have more to go later, then i'll clean them up
imgur.com/a/crARm#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964444
>>13964458
>>13964471
>Grim Reaper Chan comes to visit

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a cuddledom Kejourou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964467
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you heal your monstergirl imouto with sex?

http://pururin.com/view/11439/00/gotsugou-soukan_1.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964474
I want a fit jinko club to get me active with her cheery attitude.

>>13964489
Is that even a question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964461
I just thread the entirety of Chapter 33. Again.
At no point does Kimihito ever suck on Cathyl's tits. Go get your eyes checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964451
How would an MG be forced into NTR anyway? I mean, it just doesn't make a whole lotta sense. Let's look at the typical progression of your average NTR story.

>Girl is close to a Guy and their relationship is pretty cute.
>Girl is blackmailed or simply seduced by Big-Dick Chad or some crap
>Either already was or soon awakens to being a slut, addicted to new guy's dick
>Old guy is humiliated, ashamed, and depressed after finding out he's been cucked

But none of that seems like it'd work with MGs as we view them. What could you blackmail them with to make them go along with it? They wouldn't get addicted to someone who's not their husbando, so even if he found out and excommunicated them, it's not like they'd just default to their rapist; seems more likely they'd get depressed and suicide or something.

Now sure, "Not all MGs are MGE Gals", etc. etc., but it still just doesn't gel all that well to me. Maybe just because of how stupid NTR Plotlines are all the time and I tend to think of MGs as decently intelligent. And the ones who would fall for such crap are the ones like Wurms who wouldn't even give a shit about blackmail or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964484
I believe these are in definite need of a clean-up.
Shame I don't have the technology or programs to do so.