Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:24:14 2015 No.14031930 [Reply] [Original]

Just relax and take deep breaths.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:25:54 2015 No.14031934 File: 101 KB, 600x579, 1422393581531.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you seen my other shoe, mister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:26:11 2015 No.14031936 File: 659 KB, 2518x1209, 1394053391610.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oooga booga booga where the monster pussy at?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:26:43 2015 No.14031938 File: 91 KB, 800x509, thiskillsthekiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please treat your kikis well, and use positive encouragement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:27:58 2015 No.14031940 >tfw you'll never go on a cute date with a dullahan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:28:50 2015 No.14031943 >>14031936 Jesus fuck, how old is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:29:28 2015 No.14031944 File: 676 KB, 800x1162, 1d35ac76fc5299c648ece452d894cead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:29:47 2015 No.14031945 >>14031943 A couple years I think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:30:09 2015 No.14031947 >>14031944 Did she take her shoe?>>14031934

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:30:51 2015 No.14031948 >>14031947 is that one of those fucking Umaru things

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:31:00 2015 No.14031949 >>14031938 I want to kiss her on the forehead and tell her it's all alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:31:22 2015 No.14031951 >>14031944 Raping anubi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:31:49 2015 No.14031952 >>14031949 And then tell her she has to share her room with a Shoggoth from now on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:33:02 2015 No.14031954 >>14031951 Cuckposter pls leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:33:19 2015 No.14031955 >>14031952 Tell her the shoggoth is going to sleep in my room now. And she has to clean up after both us. This breaks the kiki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:33:42 2015 No.14031957 >>14031951 Not even 20 posts in I hope none of my favorite girls get meme'd on

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:34:02 2015 No.14031958 >>14031952 You're implying I didn't hire her and a Shoggoth at the same time. If the Shoggoth bullies her I punish the Shoggoth by making her watch as the kikimora handfeeds me. They get along.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:34:39 2015 No.14031961 >>14031957 Post yours and I'll post mine and we can have a meme off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:35:22 2015 No.14031962 File: 105 KB, 850x756, 1438917865971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14031957 >>14031961 MEMES?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:35:29 2015 No.14031963 File: 1.18 MB, 1118x1600, trustworthy_fox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:36:08 2015 No.14031967 >>14031961 My favorite girl is Anubis, boy I sure hope she never gets meme'd. Not posting my actual favorite, screw you memelord.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:36:11 2015 No.14031968 File: 173 KB, 500x650, 1441085771288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mice are love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:36:12 2015 No.14031969 post cute monster girls in cute situations

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:36:44 2015 No.14031973 >>14031968 Nyanners please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:37:32 2015 No.14031975 >>14031963 Whoa, what a beauty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:38:00 2015 No.14031976 >>14031963 Why is that guy spooked?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:38:33 2015 No.14031977 >>14031976 I think she wants some jewels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:38:36 2015 No.14031978 File: 179 KB, 352x335, destroyer of waifus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14031957 >>14031961 Please post your waifus. >>14031968 sup nyanon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:39:03 2015 No.14031980 File: 1.23 MB, 1000x1400, 1393811680887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14031968 I want to fuck that treasure hunting mouse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:39:40 2015 No.14031982 >>14031978 Just got off work, about it. How're the kids?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:39:42 2015 No.14031983 >>14031978 Goro only fucks whores dressed as peoples waifus though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:40:01 2015 No.14031984 >>14031944 I want a dragon to cuddle me with those big claws!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:40:22 2015 No.14031985 >>14031976 Because he saw a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:40:30 2015 No.14031986 >>14031983 You're waifu doesn't have to dress up to be one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:40:44 2015 No.14031987 >>14031982 Still making them with the waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:41:34 2015 No.14031992 >>14031986 Jokes on you weenie, I don't have one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:42:32 2015 No.14031994 >>14031944 >tfw no Roper Dragon or Roper Lilim

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:42:46 2015 No.14031995 >>14031963 iqdb gave me nothing, can I get a name?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:42:51 2015 No.14031996 >>14031963 Nobunaga's one of my favorite HxH characters

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:43:10 2015 No.14031997 File: 687 KB, 1024x1024, 1393801253996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14031992 Yea but it was still a sick burn though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:43:25 2015 No.14031999 File: 136 KB, 800x1000, 1433959690391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is your daughteru ready for school? Or she some a dumby loooossseeerrrr?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:43:44 2015 No.14032000 >>14031994 >roper dragon How many girls can she rape at the same time? Are they all anubi? Or nightmares and liches?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:43:59 2015 No.14032001 File: 699 KB, 1347x1041, 3Suns.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does one satisfy three suns?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:44:02 2015 No.14032002 dammit i gotta go to my stupid work thing ah well, ill be back at 1pm British time. see ya soon people

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:44:20 2015 No.14032003 >>14031997 I've seen better and less generic burns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:44:47 2015 No.14032004 File: 255 KB, 1000x733, 1437704937900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14031969 OK.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:45:22 2015 No.14032006 >>14032001 Build a sun-roof.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:45:32 2015 No.14032007 >>14032001 By becoming an even bigger sun and creating a star cluster with them and all your daughters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:45:46 2015 No.14032010 >>14031999 My daughteru's going to bully your daughteru and rape that boy she has a crush on

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:46:08 2015 No.14032011 >>14032001 If you fuck them hard enough to they become black holes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:46:33 2015 No.14032013 >>14031999 I imagine a dormouse would either be really bad at school, or super good because she picks it up in her sleep. So, I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:46:52 2015 No.14032015 >>14032001 Why does the one on the left look so old?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:47:29 2015 No.14032017 >>14032010 Well that's mean of you, and your daughteru will grow up to be a husband beater!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:47:33 2015 No.14032018 >>14031999 She's a STEMfag, just you wait!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:50:06 2015 No.14032023 >>14032018 So she's boring, autistic, and only cares for money?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:50:53 2015 No.14032026

>>14031969
>Amazon's first day of school
>Strutting around everywhere
>Hitting on boys like Jenny Bravo
>Sees a mouse girl approaching her fast
>Screams and runs the other way
>Mouse keeps chasing
>Amazon faints
>Turns out the mouse just wanted to give her back the pen she dropped
>Amazon is never taken seriously again
>Boys start hitting on her
>She has no experience being on the defense, and stutters like an alp each time

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:50:59 2015 No.14032027 File: 46 KB, 781x423, Solar Trio a best.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032001 Keep thrusting and pray your hips don't give out. Seeing you give it your all might endear you to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:51:36 2015 No.14032031 >>14032023 Don't start this now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:52:12 2015 No.14032034 >>14032000 Cuckposter fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:52:34 2015 No.14032036 >>14032026 >Those spoilers Adorable

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:52:35 2015 No.14032037 >>14032031 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:53:10 2015 No.14032039 >>14031936 That Ushi and that Lizard are pretty cute. As is the Dullahan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:53:23 2015 No.14032040 >>14032027 >Hathor is cowed SHAROOOOOOOOON!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:53:34 2015 No.14032041 >>14031962 thanks for reminding me i need to avoid anything that mentions mgs5 plot details

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:54:16 2015 No.14032046 >>14032040 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:54:18 2015 No.14032047 >>14032000 >cuckposting with dragons Now it's personal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:54:24 2015 No.14032048 >>14031968 Mhmm. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=868559

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:55:33 2015 No.14032053 >>14032046 She was a cow goddess, Anon. The cow was cowed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:55:38 2015 No.14032054 >>14032048 I'd say that's too rough, but she seems to be into it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:56:09 2015 No.14032057 >>14032047 He's even trying to bring Nightmares and Lich's into it. He can go eat a dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:56:28 2015 No.14032061 >>14032053 I just looked up the term cowed. Now I feel weird that I've never heard that term before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:56:45 2015 No.14032062 File: 1.60 MB, 1080x1920, 30e73f7b027944e6ffcc51a1dbc7187e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also what the hell even started this anubis dragon cuck meme bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:56:52 2015 No.14032063 >>14031944 I want a dragon to cuddle me with those big meaty claws!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:57:54 2015 No.14032066 >>14032041 You see anon, XOF was FOX backwards all along.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:58:04 2015 No.14032067 File: 622 KB, 700x1125, donteatyellowsnowcones.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14031969 I like this idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:58:16 2015 No.14032068 File: 524 KB, 1000x953, 1438657967236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to spend a lazy afternoon cuddling with a Kejourou, wrapped up in that hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:58:28 2015 No.14032069 >>14032062 Some faggot shitposting, just report him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:58:40 2015 No.14032070 >>14032062 Anubisfag commissioned some yuri fanart of an anubis and a dragon, somebody else posted it here, memes happened Now the same thing happened to Nightmares and Liches because of the same reason

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:58:46 2015 No.14032072 >>14032057 Perhaps you should stop by the booru and witness our yurilord's latest commission.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:59:25 2015 No.14032075 File: 512 KB, 657x890, 8369c47a021f63d789f5826d6e58aa9a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032066 OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:59:44 2015 No.14032077 >>14032068 Even if she had red hair, pale skin, and a sprinkling of freckles?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:00:21 2015 No.14032081 >>14032041 Quiet is Chico

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:00:25 2015 No.14032082 >>14032072 I've already seen it you cancerous fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:00:30 2015 No.14032083 >>14032077 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:00:38 2015 No.14032085 >>14032057 >Lich That faggot cuckposter better don't even dare to do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:01:05 2015 No.14032086 I want Matangos to infest Giant Ants!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:01:11 2015 No.14032088 >>14032077 Especially then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:01:21 2015 No.14032090 >>14032077 No. No potatos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:01:36 2015 No.14032092 >>14032069 Good luck with that, seeing as he's talking about monstergirls. Just because you don't like the context doesn't mean he's shitpisting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:01:56 2015 No.14032095 >>14032086 Matangos can't infest monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:02:21 2015 No.14032098 >>14032057 >waifu still untouched Fucking noice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:02:24 2015 No.14032099 >>14032072 is that the one Lightsource did?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:03:39 2015 No.14032103

>>14032092
He's pretty much just climbing to the top of a building and shouting "CUCKPOSTER" at the top of his lungs. I don't call that talking about monstergirls.
I'd report him, but I'm not risking another fucking ban for trying to report shitstarters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:04:13 2015 No.14032105 >>14032092 So this is the problem, huh? I just have to make cuck posting bannable or something like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:04:44 2015 No.14032106 File: 706 KB, 1200x1600, Ayy here we go.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14031968 >>14029976 Mice are indeed Olev >>14030676 http://i.imgur.com/y5hQ9wo.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:06:22 2015 No.14032110 >>14032072 My only problem with the picture is how shit it is. I can't believe someone paid for that. Even tumblr can draw better faces.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:07:03 2015 No.14032111 >>14032106 There is never enough hinezumi art. Thank you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:07:18 2015 No.14032112 >>14032072 We have a Booru?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:07:26 2015 No.14032113 >>14032103 Except no one's even said cuck but you, and me, and the other guy. >>14032105 This whole mess started because of Yuri.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:07:44 2015 No.14032114 File: 36 KB, 706x484, 1441080744984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you make Papi's cherry go pop? I would. http://i.imgur.com/JibRRbG.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:08:14 2015 No.14032116 >>14032106 I want to fight for my homeboys back home against a pack of hinezumi greasers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_piia0hKbo

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:08:56 2015 No.14032118 >>14032114 >tits Clearly that's not papi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:09:05 2015 No.14032119 >>14032114 Those chicken breasts. >Captcha makes me pick eggs How the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:09:53 2015 No.14032121 >>14032114 I'd fertilize her eggs if only she weren't so dumb. Also she's not real, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:09:56 2015 No.14032122 >>14032119 Dude I'm >>14032118 and it made me pick eggs too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:10:21 2015 No.14032124 File: 51 KB, 650x458, 1440986826112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:11:14 2015 No.14032127 >>14032124 I want to visit her shrine and give her a pity donation with my alp waifu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:11:18 2015 No.14032128 >>14032114 That was drawn by Catbutts was it not? I remember seeing him post the WIP on /v/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:11:23 2015 No.14032129 >>14032122 Oh god, it knows!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:12:06 2015 No.14032134 >>14032099 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:12:25 2015 No.14032135 >>14032124 Almost as lonely as MGC's weather ryu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:12:34 2015 No.14032136 >>14032128 Yeah, I just kinda found it. And saved it. And brought it here, because

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:12:43 2015 No.14032137 >>14032113 I give a fuck what started it. If that faggot doesn't stop with dragons we are going to have a problem here. For now I'm just going to wait and see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:13:44 2015 No.14032142 File: 59 KB, 700x543, 1439867373229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032124 Lonely monster girls..

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:14:19 2015 No.14032143 File: 409 KB, 848x716, 1440036753075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032106 >Chu-tan hinezumi was done You're awesome

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:14:21 2015 No.14032144 >>14032124 I want to keep her company.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:14:26 2015 No.14032145
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>Hey cutie! Wouldn't you like to join the Order?
>We just love big strong paladins!
>They look so cool in their shiny armor!
>Nothing's sexier than a man who smites evil and protects the weak!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:14:47 2015 No.14032146 >>14032137 He's said repeatedly that he's never going to stop. It's "Punishment" for yuri existing, apparently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:15:17 2015 No.14032147 >>14032145 But I want to be a mage that sides with the monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:15:23 2015 No.14032148 >>14032145 Monks > Paladins

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:16:10 2015 No.14032149 >>14032145 I left the Order to join the Sunbros. You're not getting me back. Gonna "Praise the Sun" with my waifu when I get back home too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:16:16 2015 No.14032152 >>14032145 I'm just a boring wageslave who don't want no trabble.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:16:17 2015 No.14032153 >>14032148 Agreed. They can even get jinko waifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:16:40 2015 No.14032154 >>14032146 Don't come to me with that yurishit, it can stay in tha garbage for all I care.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:16:46 2015 No.14032155 File: 537 KB, 736x1000, cock8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032106 >S2 never

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:17:14 2015 No.14032157 >>14032142 >Building a husband out of snow because she can't find one herself. Someone get that yeti a hug! Stat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:17:43 2015 No.14032159 >>14032146 How does that make a single ounce of sense?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:18:44 2015 No.14032162 >>14032148 >>14032153 And suplex trains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:18:50 2015 No.14032164 >>14032157 >A lonely Yeti makes a big snowman to hug as though it were her husband. >But when she hugs it it melts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:19:57 2015 No.14032167 >tfw watching Hunter x Hunter >tfw get to the Chimera arc >tfw sexy catgirl Too bad she's a bitch. Plz no spoilerino, I'm only on episode 104.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:20:55 2015 No.14032168 >>14032159 It doesn't. He carries a significant grudge from the shitstorm that went down when .less' recent pic got posted, from what I've gathered. That or he hopped on that bandwagon and is just funposting, plain and simple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:21:11 2015 No.14032170 >>14032142 Dumb bitch deserves it for waiting for husbands on an icy cold mountain

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:21:26 2015 No.14032172 >>14032167 L dies

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:21:59 2015 No.14032178 >>14032154 Then stop with the cuckposting; all it does is make people remember that whole mess, and thus brings up the yuri you hate so much all the more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:22:18 2015 No.14032180 >>14032172 Oh HA HA anon, you almost got me there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:22:54 2015 No.14032182 >>14032167 The scientist is You's dad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:23:18 2015 No.14032184 >>14032178 >cuckposting Is this the hot new meme?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:23:41 2015 No.14032186 >>14032167 Medic is the phantom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:23:51 2015 No.14032187 >>14032178 But that's exactly what I want. >>14032105

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:24:01 2015 No.14032188 >see manga with cyclops in the name >all of the characters have two (2) eyes Almost as disappointing as seeing a monoeye being treated well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:24:15 2015 No.14032190 >>14032167 Life fibers are actually an alien parasite that gives superpowers for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:24:27 2015 No.14032192 >>14032167 Snape kills Dumbledore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:25:32 2015 No.14032195 File: 163 KB, 1200x900, x_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you propose to your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:25:48 2015 No.14032198 >>14032172 >>14032182 >>14032190 >>14032192 I'm not touching any of these surprise boxes, ok?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:25:51 2015 No.14032199 >>14032187 So your objective is shitposting enough to get banned?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:26:08 2015 No.14032200 >>14032195 Uncensored. Now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:26:11 2015 No.14032201 >>14032195 Stop posting this abomination

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:26:19 2015 No.14032202 >>14032167 Aeris fucking dies

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:26:28 2015 No.14032203 File: 64 KB, 1000x1000, more-fluff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is from the previous batch of requests but I had no idea what to draw till today >>14032106 Damn I was beaten to it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:27:01 2015 No.14032205 >>14032195 We just live together and fuck all day until MGC declares us married by common law

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:27:11 2015 No.14032206 >>14032199 I have resources. But for now I'm just going to wait and see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:27:28 2015 No.14032207 >>14032195 With a cheese-hole ring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:27:29 2015 No.14032208 >>14032200 http://exhentai.org/s/c184a27dab/658130-187

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:28:48 2015 No.14032211 >>14032184 Unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:29:05 2015 No.14032212 Is there anything mamano mana CAN'T fix?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:29:39 2015 No.14032213 >>14032212 The hole in my heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:29:41 2015 No.14032214 >>14032212 Ed's Mom oh wait there she is

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:29:45 2015 No.14032215 >>14032212 you're taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:29:56 2015 No.14032216 >>14032212 ODing on Viagra.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:29:59 2015 No.14032217 >>14032212 Ed's Mom back to l-- Wait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:30:19 2015 No.14032219 >>14032212 Your relationship with your family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:31:45 2015 No.14032222 File: 3.70 MB, 853x480, 052395d52d9224983029cdc3240a193e.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032188 >implying

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:32:42 2015 No.14032223 >>14032213 I'm sure some monstergirl would try her best to heal you. What monstergirl would try her best to heal you anyway?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:33:09 2015 No.14032224 >>14032222 Monoeye is love

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:33:11 2015 No.14032225 >>14032222 >bullying Manako with all those twos Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:33:29 2015 No.14032226 >>14032187 What is it you want?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:33:47 2015 No.14032227 >>14032203 nothing wrong with more maus love

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:34:37 2015 No.14032231 >>14032222 Manako was being bullied in this scene, not treated well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:34:56 2015 No.14032232 >>14032223 A lot of them would try in their own way. Some would do better jobs than others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:36:28 2015 No.14032236 >>14032223 I don't know, right now I'm really into Kejourous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:37:07 2015 No.14032237 >>14032232 How effective would a Red Oni delinquent hugging you from behind and telling you to stop looking so sad all the time be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:37:23 2015 No.14032238 >>14032124 I will donate myself to be her partner

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:37:32 2015 No.14032240 >>14032106 Now that's a mouse I can get behind.

>>	... Tue Sep 1 02:37:37 2015 No.14032242 >>14032236 I should probably continue that thing I was working on

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:37:41 2015 No.14032243 >>14032222 Get it away!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:38:08 2015 No.14032245 File: 794 KB, 1200x1600, 1441089488839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032203 ya welcome to make yer own version. I just like my meeces... in pain sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:38:26 2015 No.14032246 >>14032226 Now it's personal. And that's all I'm going to say about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:38:37 2015 No.14032248 >>14032222 Manako a shit A SHIT!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:38:47 2015 No.14032250 >>14032242 Quicksilver? Is that you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:39:10 2015 No.14032251 >>14032245 Okay now we Nyanon to defend this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:39:31 2015 No.14032252 >>14032245 Can you please draw an excited yet somewhat smug maus? I need it for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:39:47 2015 No.14032253 >>14032245 NYANON WHAT DID YOU DO?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:39:51 2015 No.14032254 >>14032250 The people have forgotten. No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:40:24 2015 No.14032255 >>14032237 Probably not very, in the long run. It would sure as fuck work for a bit though. Some delinquent caring enough to show a softer side? More than enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:40:41 2015 No.14032256 >>14032252 No, we need the Cheese Bandits of Maus Hills! >>14032254 Three dots, who could it be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:41:27 2015 No.14032257 >>14032227 >>14032245 No problem, I'll do my version too

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:41:54 2015 No.14032259 >>14032253 Nothing! I'm as mad as you are!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:43:07 2015 No.14032262 >>14032256 >Cheese Bandits of Maus Hills I don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:43:57 2015 No.14032263 >>14032246 That's not what I asked anon, what is you end goal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:44:35 2015 No.14032264 >>14032262 They're a group of young mice who prey upon travelers, robbing them of their cheese! Everyone must face their horrors when leaving home and entering into the world of high adventure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:45:07 2015 No.14032265 >>14032245 Huh, you've improved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:45:30 2015 No.14032267 >>14032264 What if I bring margarine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:46:05 2015 No.14032269 >>14032267 That's nowhere close to cheese anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:47:09 2015 No.14032272 >>14032264 Time to trick them with those crates of cheese the cow priestess gave me. That'll learn them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:47:11 2015 No.14032273 >>14032269 Shit, right. It's a substitute for butter. What if I bring milk?

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Tue Sep 1 02:47:30 2015 No.14032275

I made a thing. I posted it earlier, but I couldn't remember my thing. I'm tired. It involves a bad day for a paladin, a centaur, an arachne, and something else. A good day for an autocrat, though. But only him.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

I won't be tired later, and I'll read questions and answer them when words better works brain flow from my and it. Hopefully I didn't mess anything up that'll sit there until I get back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:48:09 2015 No.14032277 >>14032245 do one with the lizard next

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:48:19 2015 No.14032280 >>14032275 It lives!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:48:57 2015 No.14032283 >>14032273 Still nothing, probably. Peanut butter, on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:49:36 2015 No.14032285 >>14032275 First question! Why do you link the pastebin and not the paste itself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:51:02 2015 No.14032289 File: 63 KB, 1000x1000, ok-now-for-real.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032203 I fucked up How long till KC makes a Griffin harpy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:52:04 2015 No.14032290 >>14032263 I'm just going to stop some faggots before they ruin something I like, that's all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:52:46 2015 No.14032291 >>14032283 The funny thing? I love mice, but hate peanut butter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:52:51 2015 No.14032292 >>14032283 Oh that's right, they like it better than cheese, don't they? I wonder how they'd react to find such a delicacy that tingles their taste buds more than the food they've been stealing for years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:53:08 2015 No.14032293 >>14032289 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:53:50 2015 No.14032295 >>14032290 Okay. What is it that you like? What are you defending? Between you and the other guy, I'm just confused. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:54:22 2015 No.14032296 I wanna teach a Wurm kung fu

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:55:13 2015 No.14032298 >>14032296 Kung Fu? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:55:14 2015 No.14032299 >>14032292 I just want to see them freak out and start to cry when the can't figure it how to get it off the roofs of their mouths.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:55:45 2015 No.14032301 >>14032292 Peanut Butter Jelly Time Bandits sounds a little too long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:56:13 2015 No.14032303 >>14032299 I don't get this meme. I've never in my life had this problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:56:22 2015 No.14032304 >>14032301 Are they all armed with baseball bats?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:56:50 2015 No.14032305 >>14032295 Just read the conversation. Good night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:57:04 2015 No.14032306 >>14032275 >Officer, are you implying that I'm responsible for this because of how I dressed? Yes and you need to die you piece of shit. >>14032304 Their mommies only let them use whiffle bats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:57:23 2015 No.14032307 >>14032303 It happens to animals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:59:05 2015 No.14032309 >>14032305 I did. I'll just ask you, what are you trying to save? Dragons? Yuri? Removing cuckposting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:01:25 2015 No.14032311 >>14032298 Hey fuck you Sterling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:01:53 2015 No.14032313 File: 745 KB, 1340x960, 1432565723216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know what else is great about Dragons? You'll be warm even during the winter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:02:31 2015 No.14032315 >>14031930 Looks like she has a massive infection oozing out of her cooch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:02:37 2015 No.14032316 >>14032313 More proper Pocket Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:02:52 2015 No.14032318 >>14032309 What a stupid question, which of those do you think is worth saving?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:02:53 2015 No.14032317 Good night Anons, take it easy and don't burn down the thread. The cyclops smith is mad her goods keep getting burned when it does. She has to reforge it all over again!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:03:17 2015 No.14032319 >>14032296 Wurm don't want no trouble. >>14032316 Proper? Nothing is proper when you can throw a hot Charizard at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:03:32 2015 No.14032320 >>14032313 Charizard-chan a cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:04:52 2015 No.14032322 >>14032313 Best starter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:05:04 2015 No.14032323 >>14032313 Nah, get a weresheep, dragons will just leave you for the first wolfcunt or horse pussy they whiff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:05:54 2015 No.14032324 >>14032318 I'm slow. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:05:59 2015 No.14032325 >>14032323 Not if they're Black Dragons. They'll never leave you for anything and will get a Lich to bring you back if you die so they'll never have to give you up, never say goodbye.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:06:49 2015 No.14032326 >>14032323 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:07:03 2015 No.14032327 >>14032313 >inviting /vg/ here after last time You idiot, you could have posted any other dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:07:08 2015 No.14032328 >>14032322 That's not fire chicken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:07:52 2015 No.14032330 >>14032323 Cuckposter pls leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:08:18 2015 No.14032332 >>14032325 A Lich? So you basically get abandoned for a repainted human girl? To each his own I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:08:31 2015 No.14032333 >>14032325 Alp pls, any dragon would do that. One doesn't have a "Prized Treasure" without properly insuring it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:09:12 2015 No.14032335 >>14032323 Kill yourself faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:09:29 2015 No.14032336 >>14032327 She's pretty and so far you're the only who had any complaints. So fuck you. >>14032333 But black scales are the prettiest, so I still win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:10:48 2015 No.14032337 >>14032327 Didn't we get a group of people from /vg/ recently?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:11:17 2015 No.14032338 >>14032323 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:12:06 2015 No.14032340 >>14032336 Fuck me? Fuck you. Last time /vg/ was here they started talking about fucking pokemon. Not moemon like you posted, pokemon, animals. You're an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:12:20 2015 No.14032342 >>14032323 Is this faggot talking about yuri?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:13:19 2015 No.14032344 >>14032340 You're the only one with a problem at the moment, why don't you calm down and talk about something else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:13:19 2015 No.14032345 >>14032340 It started with jijinkas or whatever the term is, as it should've been. Then we started getting into dangerous territory with Gardevoir...then it dipped lower, going towards Blaziken, Zoroark and the like. Luckily it didn't last very long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:14:20 2015 No.14032348 >>14032342 Yes. He's the famed cuckoo, making it his mission to shitpost about how certain girls will cuck you for each other whenever they're brought up. Report and ignore. Report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:14:36 2015 No.14032349 >>14032323 Die cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:15:18 2015 No.14032350 >>14032344 Because I don't want a repeat of last time or animalfuckers thinking we're their kind. If we're going to swing that way, we may as well just go to /b/ and start fucking yiffing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:17:23 2015 No.14032351 >>14032323 Eat a dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:17:50 2015 No.14032354 >>14032350 You're not making anything better now. Look at this.>>14032313 Not an animal. Not a furry. Just a plain old Monster Girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:18:45 2015 No.14032358 >>14032323 >>14032332 >Look momma! I posted it again!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:19:30 2015 No.14032359 File: 723 KB, 1197x1435, When Ferrah says it's hammer time, better stop..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032252 >>14032256 Hand over the cheese and no one gets hurt!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:20:54 2015 No.14032361 File: 629 KB, 1600x2000, Loli Red Oni - Amanda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a loli Oni?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:22:36 2015 No.14032363

>>14032354
Not the point. Listen for one minute. We started talking about moemon, but the conversation inevitably devolved into animal fucking, because of the closeness of the...subjects. On top of that, they started talking about the games, which is not a problem, we go off topic often, but they were not talking about monstergirls at and flooded the thread for close to an hour with talk of starters, teams and other unrelated stuff, until the thread told them to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:22:37 2015 No.14032364 >>14032361 Is she strong?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:23:41 2015 No.14032367 >>14032361 Sure, but I prefer the two-horned variety.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:23:42 2015 No.14032368 >>14032364 Strong enough to rip apart the double-layered wooden planking her babysitter put over the alcohol cabinet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:24:51 2015 No.14032370 >>14032363 *not talking about monstergirls at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:25:06 2015 No.14032371 File: 472 KB, 848x1082, 52ee840bbe454a30b3925cf8581b7f07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032313 Good luck trying to have them listen to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:25:53 2015 No.14032372 >>14032368 That's bad. She'll have to get a time-out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:26:22 2015 No.14032373 >>14032371 Oh fuck, it begins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:26:48 2015 No.14032374 >>14032361 I wouldn't a loli anything, send that little shit off to wonderland

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:27:09 2015 No.14032375 >>14032371 2littlecensor4me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:28:47 2015 No.14032378 >>14032371 >>14032373 pls, that isn't furry at all. The face is humanoid, just...weirdly drawn. I don't think the artist is very good with angles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:28:51 2015 No.14032379 I want to take a break from these threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:29:55 2015 No.14032380 >>14032378 Or noses. That nose looks bulky for a girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:30:08 2015 No.14032382 >>14032379 What's stopping you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:30:17 2015 No.14032383 >>14032378 >>14032378 >just...weirdly drawn She's obviously snarling, making her nose get scrunched. The angle is perfectly fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:31:38 2015 No.14032384 >>14032382 That nagging optimism that maybe the shitposting will die down soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:33:04 2015 No.14032388 >>14032275 >>14032275 Holy fuck man, how much do arachnes bleed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:33:06 2015 No.14032389 >>14032384 You're adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:34:28 2015 No.14032391 >>14032371 Did you delete the other charizard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:34:37 2015 No.14032392 >>14032374 >I wouldn't a loli anything literally what I was about to say word for word

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:35:14 2015 No.14032393 File: 812 KB, 1024x846, 1439256403080.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to masturbate I'm done

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:37:45 2015 No.14032396 >>14032392 >>14032374 A Sabbath representative will be with you both soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:39:11 2015 No.14032398 >>14031995 http://exhentai.org/g/593671/1b039b8c1e/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:39:27 2015 No.14032400 >>14032396 Good luck. I'm behind 7 voluptuous onee-sans

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:40:08 2015 No.14032401
File: 107 KB, 716x798, 145875445544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I want to be the frustrated head chef of a restaurant in Monster Girl City, hold the pudgy face of a P'Orc chef under my employment between two slices of bread and ask her what she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:41:26 2015 No.14032403 >>14032396 I'll go put on my smitin' hat...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:42:24 2015 No.14032404 >>14032401 I want to tell the mermaid chef that the fooking bass is fooking RAW!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:42:50 2015 No.14032405 >>14032401 She will think twice before adding her own bodily fluids to the mix.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:42:53 2015 No.14032406 >>14032403 >smitting lolis Only the baphos though, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:43:26 2015 No.14032409 >>14032401 >What are you? >A-An idiot sandwich? >Wha- No. You're a Ham and swiss

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:44:02 2015 No.14032410 >>14032396 Tell them I said they're so shit they need mind control to make their oniisans love them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:44:15 2015 No.14032411 >>14032405 THERE WILL BE NO FUCKING 'LOVE NECTAR' IN THE FUCKING FOOD WE GIVE TO HUNGRY CUSTOMERS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:44:40 2015 No.14032412 >>14032406 I don't discriminate

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:46:28 2015 No.14032414

>>14032411
>"B-But my commercial cooking teacher at MGCU always told us that it was the best way to zero-in on a great guy!"
>"Just put some literal-love into the food, and wait until someone likes the taste so much, they insist on giving their direct compliments..."
>"Then, pounce him!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:48:27 2015 No.14032418 >>14032406 No pedo-enabling shit will survive. I'll feed them all with an ara ara cake passed down in my family for generatons. Tears and cum will flow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:48:28 2015 No.14032419 >>14032414 HIT ON GUYS IN YOUR OWN FUCKING TIME, I'M PAYING YOU TO COOK, NOT CAUSE LAWSUITS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:51:04 2015 No.14032420 File: 141 KB, 537x758, 376a0347a09b21718eb9a56cc22132ee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032391 I did not posted the other Charizard. But I'm scared I could get banned for posting Moeemons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:53:04 2015 No.14032423 >>14032420 That does not look kosher.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:53:33 2015 No.14032425 >>14032420 I'm going to wait outside the tunnel, then pounce and molest that cute mouse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:54:33 2015 No.14032427 >>14032418 Better plan. But Sabbath a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:00:25 2015 No.14032433 >>14032414 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BE MORE ANGRY AT; THAT YOU PUT PUSSY JUICE IN THE RISOTO, OR THAT IT'S THE ONLY FUCKING FLAVOR THAT I COULD TASTE. I JUST HOPE FOR THAT UNLUCKY FUCKER YOU PUT OUT BETTER THAN THIS BLAND PLATE OF SHIT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:02:52 2015 No.14032439 >>14032393 That was quick. Laughing manticores.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:03:20 2015 No.14032441 File: 767 KB, 1280x731, 1441094600284.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032423 How about this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:03:34 2015 No.14032442 >>14032433 Wow now that's gettin' right up and personal ain't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:05:04 2015 No.14032445 >>14032441 >fatshit Fuck this thread I'm going to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:05:10 2015 No.14032446 File: 90 KB, 500x501, 317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032323

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:05:55 2015 No.14032449 >>14032445 >That >Fat You're the reason we have to put up with the existence of disgusting, whiny, anorexic twigs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:08:04 2015 No.14032451 >>14032449 >we

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:09:10 2015 No.14032455 >>14032449 >>14032445 What's the difference between fat, fatshit and FAT? http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/247/818/6ea.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:10:42 2015 No.14032459 >>14032441 >Jynx

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:10:48 2015 No.14032460 File: 195 KB, 592x900, 2304906-mgntot001_cvr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032086 I misread that as magneto. made it much more confusing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:11:16 2015 No.14032461 >>14032442 OH COME OFF IT, YOU FUKKEN BABY. I'M NOT THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU TO TOUCH YOUR TWAT ALL OVER MY DINNER SERVICE.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:17:36 2015 No.14032469

>>14032427
>You'll never lounge with the head baphomet in her pedo palace
>You'll never pin down the lead Baphomet, caressing her small breasts, her fell strength useless against her Onii-chan, laughing with her as your hands make the girl squeal and moan
>You'll lay in the lap of luxury, a platter of food off to the side, wines and foodstuffs already partle eaten, and an innocuous cake that you switched beforehand
>You'll never grin as you put a finger to her lip, and pass her a slice of cake, acting so natural that the arch demon doesn't suspect a thing
>You'll never lay a kiss on her lips as she swallows the mouthful, making her giggle, pulling the little goat into your lap
>She freezes as it hits her stomach
>You almost feel she chill radiating throughout her
>"O-Onii-chan... I don't feel so good."
>You'll never hold her to you, her back flat to your chest, your legs ensnaring her about her hips, arms across her chest holding her breasts, her soft and fuzzy ear between your teeth as you molest her
>She struggles weakly, her hands pushing at your own, "S-stop, please. I think something is wrong,"
>It's a blatant contrast to how frisky she usually is
>You ignore her pleas and she starts to hyperventilate, little chest shaking. A surge of panic runs through her,
>"I said stop!" Oft unseen power radiates from her, throwing you back a few feet. You land on your ass, hard, but the impact shocks her more than you
>Her eyes fly wide in horror and she struggles to her hooves, reaching out for you, "I-I'm sorry, I don't... What's happening, Onii-chan?"
>You take her outreached hand, and pull her again to your lap, her knees coming to either side of your hips, her small face burying into her shoulder, a wetness lapping at your skin, her small chest up against your own
>Isn't it a little less small than you remember?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:19:05 2015 No.14032471 >>14032469 Why would you commit such evils?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:21:21 2015 No.14032477 >>14032469 you have my attention

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:22:44 2015 No.14032478 >>14032469 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:24:55 2015 No.14032484 >>14032469 Proceed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:25:59 2015 No.14032488 File: 569 KB, 657x890, 1398444395398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Why hello there~. Are you a Paladin, perhaps?" >"Because you can consider me smitten."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:28:43 2015 No.14032492 >>14032488 That's a pretty good pick up line. I agree to sleep with her out of respect for her efforts. Also because she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:29:45 2015 No.14032494 File: 81 KB, 143x301, 1441067239844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would a kiki react to being placed in charge of some 'unusual' maid underlings?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:32:36 2015 No.14032496

>>14032469
>You pat her hair, and fiddle with her ears in the way that soothes her, and her erratic breathing begins to calm, but that does nothing for the wildly thrumming heart in her chest
>Her eyes are squeezed shut in fear but your own are wide open in thrill. You watch as her cute horns grow longer, curl more, and sweep back
>Her legs grow longer and her hips broaden, ass filling out to the point where it feels less like a child in your lap and more like a grown woman straddling you
>The change thrills and excites you on a deep and primal level,
>Her short arms that could only just sort of drape over your shoulders grow proportionally, lissome limbs embrace you. Her eyes are still squeezed shut, but her hot breath spills against your ear, she hasn't even realized she's no longer buried into your shoulder, her world dissolved into strange and twisting convulsions
>The rhythm of her breath turns long, soothing as her lungs expand to fit the new diaphragm, more the calm tidal motions of a great beast then the erratic thudding of a small critter.
>The softness of her chest gradually spreads as her breasts increase in size, two pointed nipples digging into you, a low, quiet moan signalling a change in the situation.
>Her squirming turns to soft gyrations as she begins to roll her hips against your own. You lean back and plant a deep kiss on her lips, her eyes slowly fluttering open,
>"W-what wa-" A sultry, low and feminine voice escapes her lips, a far fry from the childishly high pitched she was so familiar with, her eyes widen in shock, and she sits straight, holding her paws to her mouth,
>"My...my voice."
>She sits up so abruptly her bare breasts bounce. Her chest was to yours through the transformation so you didn't get to see, only feel
>But each were nearly as big as her head, the two of them together about as wide as her hips, her waist half that.
>The perfect hourglass figure

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:33:51 2015 No.14032498 >>14032469 >>14032469 Pretty gross, man. And a bit disappointing. Oh well. Can't all be winners, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:34:29 2015 No.14032501 >>14032488 I can't say I am, but I'd love to be inside you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:37:56 2015 No.14032503 >>14032496 Y-You're a monster...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:37:57 2015 No.14032504 >>14032494 Ask the interviewer lady at MGC maid central

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:39:49 2015 No.14032510 >>14032496 Go on. This is like a Sabbath Scout horror story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:41:05 2015 No.14032513 File: 416 KB, 725x1024, 1396760838951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw your alliance between your kingdom and the Cat Kingdom means you need to take a Cat Girl as a squire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:43:23 2015 No.14032516 >>14032513 Can I make cat puns at her relentlessly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:44:36 2015 No.14032518 >>14032513 Can I also take her as a wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:45:19 2015 No.14032520 >>14032518 Why else would the Cat Kingdom give you a squire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:50:53 2015 No.14032529 >>14032520 To carry my shield and learn to be a knight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:50:54 2015 No.14032530 >>14032518 She can polish your sword. With her mouth. Which would be kind of tricky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:51:58 2015 No.14032532 >>14032529 And also to warm a marriage bed with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:52:51 2015 No.14032534 >>14032513 good, good, I hope this one is more limber than the last one they sent

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:53:36 2015 No.14032535 >>14032338 >>14032335 >>14032330 >>14032326 >>14032349 >>14032351 And with these responses the resounding butthurt solidified dragon's position as another one of the growing ranks of meme waifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:53:42 2015 No.14032536 >>14032534 Soiled it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:54:02 2015 No.14032539 >>14032534 >"O-Oh my! S-So that's why they call you 'siege-breaker'..."

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:56:09 2015 No.14032545

>>14032496
>Her attentions are immediately drawn to the unfamiliar weights hanging from her chest and she freezes in shock, the only part of her not frozen in time, the gentle jiggling of her boobs, and the paws that rise to caress them
>You can almost see the fresh wave of panic surge, her lips moving in a silent stutter, her throat forgetting to vocalize
>You reach up to her cheeks, and pull her face down in another kiss
>You have to sit up and tip your head back to even reach, seems she's just slightly taller than you are now
>Even though her body is lost in the passion, her mind blazes to process and comprehend the situation. Stages of emotion, anger, hurt, fear, she burns past all the superfluous feelings, the mind of an Arch Demon a great and fearsome thing, and she settles on what will give her answers first, nary a sign of the hysteria that would have taken a lesser woman .
>You break the kiss and a single word passes her lips,
>"Why?"
>You grab her ass in your hands, and tip her over onto her back, making the great demon squeal, and despite herself, giggle.
>Her legs wrap around your hips, locking you in place, as you lean over her, faces barely a few inches apart,
>"Why? Because it's natural. Because the body of a grown woman is a beautiful thing. I just wanted to show you that."
>"...Beautiful?" Confusion flits across her face, and to demonstrate, you devote yourself to her body, and take her large breasts in hand, rolling and massaging them, your teeth latch onto a nipple, and you apply the slightest pressure, a tiny stream of milk dripping out from between your lips
>You pull back, and let go, marveling as it rolls and bounces back into place, making the Baphomet moan throatily. You run your hands lower,

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:58:13 2015 No.14032552 >>14032545 Maybe she should forcefully Alp you in return; see how you like "the body of a grown woman"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 05:06:57 2015 No.14032572 >>14032539 >"My reputation precedes me, I see. Lean over that post and I'll show you how to unclasp my armor in less than ten seconds."

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 05:16:29 2015 No.14032595

>>14032545
>"This beautiful matured bosom, full of the bounty of life, this marvelously thin waist, these wide child-bearing hips," you plant your hands on her knees and spread her legs, marveling at her pussy, the mons puffy, wet lips full and tinted pink in arousal, "All hallmarks of the beautiful woman you are."
>"W-what about my perfect flat chest?"
>You shrug, "What about it? Proof of the girl you were, not the woman you are. And I," You grin as you angle your cock to her lips, her warmth enticing and all encompassing. "Find the woman much more to my tastes."
>Her back arcs, and her legs pull you into her as you thrust, making you hilt in a single motion, nearly giving it all to her womb then and there, the purring moan of the woman below certainly not helping
>"Y-you really prefer... this?" She gestures to her body.
>"Oh, gods yes," still balls deep in pussy, you lean down over her, and slide your hands up her chest, under her arms, and push them up above her head, using the one hand to hold hers there, the other on one of her round shapely tits, "And I'll teach you to prefer it, too."
>She initiates another kiss as you roll your hips back, and slide your dick out of her clenching, needy womanhood, mauling her breast as you do, kneading it.
>You're barely out when her legs thrust you back in, hilting you again, and together you find a half-rhythm of her diving the fuck, only letting you out halfway before slamming you right back in. You let go of her hands, and place your own at her wide hips, gaining leverage to push yourself out further and in deeper
>She squirms under you, her paws playing at breasts she'd never had before, moaning as her digits sink in luxuriously,

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 05:18:34 2015 No.14032599 >>14032595 This is some good shit nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 05:19:35 2015 No.14032600 >>14032599 It's a horrifying double-standard is what it is...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 05:24:27 2015 No.14032610 File: 552 KB, 227x165, 1418774406951.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032595 This is good.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 05:38:37 2015 No.14032636

>>14032595
>"So good! I, I never knew." Grinning, you move your hands from her hips to her ass and haul the two of you back up into a sitting position, where she rides you, lotus, her new height making it so that you have to tip your head back to gaze into her eyes, and she looks down to gaze loving back into you own
>Her lips split into a grin as her ass smacks into your thighs, her hips driving the love making, one of her paws to the back of your neck, almost possessively, the other stroking through your hair,
>"I hope you're prepared to take full responsibility for this new body of mine, trickster."
>You grin right back, and give her big ass a smack, making her jump and give a moan so hot it's like molten chocolate. You're stoking a fire in her heart and her eyes blaze. The hole you dig grows ever deeper but you never want to see the surface, you squeeze the offended region and caress it tenderly, "More tha-"
>Your words are cut off as the pulls your face into her breasts and gives her head a shake, a throaty laugh issuing out, "Gooood~"
>World eclipsed by glorious breasts, all that's left to you is the sensations robbed of sight. The way your fingers sink into her ass, the throbbing of her heart, synced to the bounce of your lust-filled cock, grinding hard into her cervix
>"Mm, one moment love," She lifts her ass up off your lap, leaving just the tip of your shaft buried in her cunt, just barely high enough to wrap her legs around your hips so that she's no longer kneeling.
>She falls down, impaling herself and crying out, her hips once more coming flush with your own with a wet smack, the few extra degrees of angle the last piece for it all to fall into place, and you squeeze the woman almost crushingly tight as your cock burrows through her cervix and deep into her womb, a lewd kiss to her inner most parts
>She squeezes you right back, the two of you so tightly together it's like you're trying to become one, fuck the Pauli exclusion principle

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 05:45:04 2015 No.14032646

>>14032636
>So perfectly unified with the woman in your lap, you cum, blasting the back of her womb with hot strands of the sticky seed and smearing it white, claiming it, marking it.
>The perverse act sparks her own climax, and her walls milk you greedily, accepting it all into her womb and locking it there, where it's safe and warm and all hers
>Satisfaction pervades deep within your primal mind, having claimed and marked your woman, your home
>The two of you collapse side by side, sweaty, sticky and exhausted
>Her legs wrap around you and she pulls your head into her bosom, stroking your hair as your arms wrap around her
>She looks almost maternal
>You nuzzle into her chest and settle in for a nap, and her chest vibrates in a soft laughter, her paws soothing on your scalp,
>"You were right. This is pretty good. Hmmm... I wonder if I should show my sisters this..."

And thus started the onee-sabath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 05:49:19 2015 No.14032656 >>14032646 You're still a monster. It was lewd, but you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 05:55:07 2015 No.14032666 File: 518 KB, 1126x1000, 1402169427253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032646 This is absolute heresy.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:01:27 2015 No.14032676
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>>14032636
>>14032646
This is going to be told as a horror story at every Sabbath Scout campfire.
Is good, comrade. Have what I am sure is face of many baphomets hearing story.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:07:13 2015 No.14032689

>>14032676
>told as a horror story at every Sabbath Scout campfire.

>Telling young and impressionable minds about the glories of a full bodied, real woman, planting the seeds in their mind of 'what if', enticing them over to the Onee-sabath
I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:07:49 2015 No.14032693 >>14032676 I like to imagine when the Sabbath scouts meet without their onii-chans they crack open a few kegs and act like a dwarven warparty on leave

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:16:47 2015 No.14032710

>>14032693
Cute girls that drop the act and act completely different when no one's looking are great.

Gone is the overly cute voice, gone are their manners and they swear like sailors at sea. Can you imagine how they'd react if one of their Onii-chans dropped by to give his imouto something she forgot and caught them acting like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:19:49 2015 No.14032714 >>14032710 This, completely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=132v8ujH9NQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:24:10 2015 No.14032721 >>14032710 What if I'd like them better like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:26:00 2015 No.14032725 >>14032710 >i went numb when I learned to see >so I never fell for the flatties again >we got the milk of love to remind us all >that you shouldn't take breasts that can fit in your hand >AND NUTS TO ALL THE CUNTS COOING 'ONII-CHAN'

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:31:03 2015 No.14032731

>>14032693
>Sabbath scouts finally turn in for the day after a very long and busy day of selling cookies
>They all sprawl into the living room with such a loud groan you'd swear it was a wild animal
>"Never again."
>"My jaw hurts. 'Oh yeah, just smile and be cute!' Fuck her. fuck that bitch administrator."
>"Hey, you girls want light beer or the usual stuff?"
>"What, if this a fucking Alp convention? Why do we even have light beer?"
>"Well... I've been trying to lay off the booze lately..."
>"AMAZING! We've got ourselves a genuine sissy!"
>"Hey, no bullying. I don't have the energy to put up with your shit right now."
>"Well it's about damn time you came back with the drinks. What, were you trying to 'indirectly kiss' your onii-chan by drinking from his water bottle?"
>"T-That's not1"
>"HA! Fucking caught like a deer centaur in the act of taking the Reese' pieces."
>"God, don't remind me. The bitch took 10 boxes. AFTER she bought five a minute ago!"
>"Just smile she says. How are we supposed to smile when we're getting out shit taken!?"
"Hey girls!"
>"O-Onii-chan!"
>"A-Ah, it's onii-chan!
"Sorry, forgot my water bottle here. Whoa, what's with all these bottles of alcohol?"
>W-well, that's
>"U-Uhm..."
"Damn it, didn't my roomate leave these all out? The basta-err, idiot. Let me just move these, OK? These are for big kids you know, so they're bad for you!"
"There we go. Anyway, you girls relax, alright? I'll be back in a few!"
>"..."
>"..."
>"You know, it just dawned on me that Onii-chan is fucking stupid."
>"H-Hey, don't call him stupid!"
>"But it's true!"
>"But... He is pretty caring..."
>"...Yeah..."
>"...Yeah..."
>"....It's true..."
>"..."
>"..."
>"He's still fucking stupid."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:35:32 2015 No.14032736 >>14032731 What if Onii-chan was just pretending to be dense and was just a man with a pure heart who didn't think such young looking girls should be drinking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:35:43 2015 No.14032737 File: 276 KB, 800x1072, 896b8ee1e60ae4b3a7d4cc51e374ab4c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If they offered you free tickets, would you take them despite already knowing what will happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:37:11 2015 No.14032741 >>14032737 Maybe Probably >That T Rex Midriff I mean, it's free

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:37:26 2015 No.14032743 >>14032737 Do they have a mammal exhibit?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:39:47 2015 No.14032754

>>14032736
>Damn it, they're drinking again
>Every time I try and hide the booze they find it
>I buried it for god sakes and I found them playing in the back, shamelessly hiding the bottles!
>Maybe I should just stop buying booze. And convince my roomate to stop drinking
>Right. Roomate's an Oni. Her stop drinking would be the day
>.... This water tastes off

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:41:23 2015 No.14032756 >>14032743 No but they do have a mammaries exhibit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:44:01 2015 No.14032761 >>14032754 >Roomate's an Oni Man has a hard life. Ganbatte onii-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:44:19 2015 No.14032762 File: 934 KB, 900x3810, a69b1ed2a0a4ebfc974924c4e8548b8c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032741 She's a big girl. >>14032743 Those are for the Ice Age Park,

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:44:28 2015 No.14032763 >>14032737 yeah, dinogirls are the bee's knees.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:44:56 2015 No.14032765 >>14032762 >Not having the translated version Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:45:00 2015 No.14032766 >>14032737 One T-Rex Neesan please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:50:00 2015 No.14032775 >>14032754 I want an Oni as roommate

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:51:53 2015 No.14032782 File: 125 KB, 1464x877, cd4eacd4f69c699c540959c3a68db950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032765 You could be posting it right now. But you aren't. Why aren't you posting it right now?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:52:41 2015 No.14032784

>>14032761
>It was just yesterday she almost drank her entire supply in one day because "she was bored"
>Right. She drinks when she's bored but not that much
>Wasn't hard to figure out she was having a drinking contest with the girls
>You know, I really wonder who won that
>....Seriously, there's something off with this water

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:53:43 2015 No.14032786 >>14032782 Ha! You think you can just turn this around on me? You could've posted it but YOU didn't Why didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:56:05 2015 No.14032791 File: 1018 KB, 900x3386, 24ebeecf5ed63d90245c0a7294949cd6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032786 Because I don't have it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:57:07 2015 No.14032793 >>14032791 Well, in that case, I must submit For I have it, but I just can't find it. I should really organize this folder

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:59:36 2015 No.14032796 >>14032784 Poor guy's never going to find out what happened to that water is he?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 07:08:39 2015 No.14032804

>>14032796
>Finally, after a long day back at home
>Wonder what the girls are doi- oh the booze is out
"A-Ah, Onii-chan, you're back!"
"Onii-chan's back!"
>So this is what I looked like when my parents caught me with my hand in the cookie jar
>"Did she (roomate) come home at some point?"
"U-Uh... Yeah!"
"She's sleeping though. She passed out!"
>HA! An Oni passing out from drinking.
"She could've had the decency to clean up. Let me get these out of the way for you guys."
"Hey, speaking of drinks: Did any of you guys go in the fridge before I left?"
"H-Huh? Why?"
>"Well, my water tasted off."
"Oh! We were going to tell you but-"
"We saw your roomate messing with some strange stuff in the kitchen."
>Oh good, my drink was spiked
>How I didn't smell it I'll never know
>Wait, what are they giggling about?
>Oh, there just teasing one of their sisters
>Kids

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 07:22:16 2015 No.14032830 File: 1.16 MB, 1366x768, MOTH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Next season confirmed for mothfu season.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 07:27:56 2015 No.14032841 >>14032830 Inferior.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 07:28:20 2015 No.14032842 >>14032804 I want to take away the alcohol and offer them all tea. >>14032830 Where is this semen demon from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 07:32:31 2015 No.14032849 File: 429 KB, 1439x1476, Gele.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feel really sad for her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 07:36:01 2015 No.14032862 >>14032842 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSQfgI7pf4I >>14032849 Where is this jism prison from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 07:39:19 2015 No.14032875 >>14032535 Cuckposter pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 07:48:01 2015 No.14032887 >>14032875 Don't give it attention

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 07:48:41 2015 No.14032891 File: 844 KB, 1579x1476, Eternal Demon Lord.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032862 final boss of Rance 03 She's quite pitiable

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 08:16:05 2015 No.14032952 >>14032646 need to pastebin this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 08:21:21 2015 No.14032963 File: 486 KB, 1024x1024, 1439415326797.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032830 More moths is never a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 08:27:22 2015 No.14032981 >>14032952 I wasn't going to, so if some one else wants it, I don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 08:30:01 2015 No.14032991 File: 215 KB, 1000x2000, ANPvLuA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032963 Wrong pic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 08:53:28 2015 No.14033067 Friendly reminder that there's nothing wrong with using the word 'said'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 08:56:51 2015 No.14033083 File: 1.36 MB, 1000x707, GAMESWITHSNAKEANDBIRDS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] vidya games

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 08:59:09 2015 No.14033088 >>14033083 Ski Free with MGE Yeti

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 08:59:29 2015 No.14033090 >>14033067 I'm pretty sure I haven't used that word ever outside of dialog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:01:27 2015 No.14033095 File: 5 KB, 198x148, listen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Summer is over

>>	Music Anon Tue Sep 1 09:03:15 2015 No.14033103 >>14033095 Technically it's not for another 22 days

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:03:18 2015 No.14033104 >>14033095 this is good

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:04:48 2015 No.14033110 >>14033095 Technically not for another 22 days, but it's getting closer to Yuki Onna season

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:06:36 2015 No.14033114 File: 141 KB, 434x600, 1441112796156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033110 Why would you want Yuki-Onna season when you can have SKELETON SEASON

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:15:58 2015 No.14033132 >>14033067 Was there even any contention over this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:18:35 2015 No.14033140 >>14033114 Is there a Ghoul season?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:20:59 2015 No.14033147 >>14033140 Nope. Halloween belongs to the skeletons and only skeletons this year. They intend to take it back from all the zombie apocalypse hype last year, and by extent, wannabe zombies like Ghouls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:23:26 2015 No.14033155 >>14033147 The fairies are still pissed about Halloween. It's been decades since they've gone out on a Wild Hunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:25:20 2015 No.14033160 >>14033155 They can still go out and do that in Ireland with the Dullahans, nobody's stopping them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:28:37 2015 No.14033172 >>14033147 Das racist. Stop marginalizing Ghouls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:32:00 2015 No.14033182 >>14033155 They probably could still have one, they'd just be the ones getting impaled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:38:06 2015 No.14033200 >>14032275 It's good to see you aren't kill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:43:23 2015 No.14033214 File: 495 KB, 868x1227, 1441115003865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Master, can I have my uniform back? This is so embarrassing...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:44:46 2015 No.14033219 >>14033214 Delete this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:45:55 2015 No.14033221 >>14033214 Does Entoma even have a butt you can fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:48:33 2015 No.14033228 >>14033221 She's got butt bugs that stole a cute girl's ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:49:01 2015 No.14033230 >>14033214 Clothes are for winners. Jobbers go naked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:51:12 2015 No.14033232 >>14033221 I'm not too solid on insect anatomy. I assume she has some kind of orifice to expel waste, and if so there's gotta be some way to fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:51:19 2015 No.14033233 >>14033228 This is mi fetish compadre

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:59:41 2015 No.14033249

>>14033228
>>14033233
>You'va had a stressful few days at work
>Lately when you come home you go straight to bed without even eating
>The maids are all worried about you
>One night Entoma comes to your room
>When you give her permission to enter she comes in and quickly shuts and locks the door
>Stutters something about helping relieve your stress and begins shyly stripping
>Comes over to where you're sitting and gets on her knees
>Her face lifts slightly and her lip insect extends from her throat toward your crotch, eerily human lips parted and dripping saliva

Do you let her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 10:04:50 2015 No.14033259 >>14032289 Cute as heck thanks for that Would pet, stroke, and ruffle feathers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 10:06:20 2015 No.14033262 >>14032401 >not a wurm C'mon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 10:07:52 2015 No.14033265 >>14032401 >He takes the bread away and it comes free with a layer of makeup like icing Fucking human women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 10:28:40 2015 No.14033313 File: 82 KB, 620x877, 1436288506291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would your monster waifu own a body pillow with you on it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 10:30:22 2015 No.14033322 >>14033313 Nah, she can just cuddle me. It's not like a spend a lot of nights away from home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 10:39:38 2015 No.14033348 >>14033313 jesus fuck it's like a giant red button protected by a cover that has tape all over it with a flashing red do not push I wanna push it, I just wanna

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 10:44:25 2015 No.14033358 >>14032804 >Kids "Kids." What would happen if we gave them a marker and encouraged them to draw on the roommate's face because she fell asleep with her shoes on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 10:46:13 2015 No.14033363 >>14033088 Either as I still lose

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 10:48:46 2015 No.14033368 >>14033358 Mustache, monocle, a game of tic tac toe, a "cock and/or booze goes here" with an arrow pointing at her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 10:51:40 2015 No.14033374 >>14033368 No marker defacing is complete without a unibrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 10:51:44 2015 No.14033375 >>14033313 She gets hug withdrawals and takes her pillow with her for designated hug breaks

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 10:53:17 2015 No.14033381 So, when is that doujinshi from KC with rachnee coming out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:03:34 2015 No.14033400 >>14033249 Was locking the door really necessary? In any case, she went this far, might as well let her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:11:01 2015 No.14033417 File: 393 KB, 1000x1000, Accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >KC will never drawn a Lava Unicorn >Or a Lava Unicorn Pegasus Curse life and all it's inadequacies!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:12:53 2015 No.14033424 >>14033417 We need more horsepussy like we need another demon race. Not at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:13:49 2015 No.14033425 >>14032001 I know I can satisfy at least two if I become Tatooine. Three seems literally impossible to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:14:56 2015 No.14033426 >>14033417 >Lava Unicorn My body would not be ready.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:19:47 2015 No.14033432 Would you get a magic dick piercing? What about pleasure rune tattoos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:20:15 2015 No.14033433 >>14032212 Death. Neither monstergirls from beyond the grave nor liches with questionably morality can revert the fact that your time is up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:20:30 2015 No.14033435 >>14033424 Just wait until we get an Abaddon girl and the 40K shitposting really kicks off. You know it's coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:21:44 2015 No.14033437 >>14033435 How long ago did Demon come out? When's next girl?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:22:06 2015 No.14033439
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>>14033424
We both know you're wrong anon. Don't worry, she can make it all better.

I bet nobody here even knows what >>14033417 references.

>>14033432
Can I get Anti-Pleasure rune tattoos? Or scars.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:23:04 2015 No.14033440 >>14033437 If he keeps up the weekly releases, then new girl comes out tomorrow.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:24:36 2015 No.14033443

>>14033439
Was never keen on Nightmares. Now even less so in the light of recent events. I just don't like fucking the ass end of a horse. Too impersonal. I wanna touch and hold and fondle my lover. Kiss her. Nibble her ears, etc. Not just stand behind half a tonne of animal and fuck it.

>>14033440
O, cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:24:52 2015 No.14033444 >>14033440 Phoenix pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:26:02 2015 No.14033446 File: 288 KB, 1000x1399, 1413479635951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's time for a break, Boss. Come back to base ASAP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:26:37 2015 No.14033447 >>14033443 >Recent events Explain citizen. Also they can lean back and reach you behind them. No, not mamono magic, just regular horse magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:27:27 2015 No.14033449 >>14033439 Why on earth would you want something like that?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:29:20 2015 No.14033455

>>14033444
Jiangshi pls
>It's another loli
fug

>>14033447
>Also they can lean back and reach you behind them. No, not mamono magic, just regular horse magic.
It ain't the same dude. I wanna hold her hips and watch as her cute little bellybutton moves as my dick smacks into it from behind, I wanna sit her in my lap. It just ain'tthe same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:31:45 2015 No.14033457 >>14033440 >tomorrow Place your bets, gentlemans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:32:01 2015 No.14033458 File: 68 KB, 900x1000, 1441073848878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033446 >you will never be the little spoon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:32:16 2015 No.14033459 >>14033457 In all lieklyhood, Cu Shith

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:34:26 2015 No.14033463 >>14033458 >you will never be the big spoon, but still be overcuddled anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:35:14 2015 No.14033466 >>14033458 Good, little spoons are women and faggots only.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:35:56 2015 No.14033469 >>14032981 i posted it as a guest but i fucked up the title http://pastebin.com/hWpsHgqP

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:36:12 2015 No.14033470 >>14033466 Now that you've shown your overwhelming masculinity, do you feel better about Alping?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:37:08 2015 No.14033474 >>14033470 What's that? Sorry, I'm getting a lot of straw on this line.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:37:11 2015 No.14033475 >>14033469 noice. I don't really think it was worth binning, but oh well

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:37:54 2015 No.14033476 >>14033458 Now that's adorable. >>14033474 Not just overwhelming masculinity, but a sharp sense of humor, too! Surely no one will bully you now, big black spadetail or no!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:38:23 2015 No.14033477 File: 393 KB, 600x815, 02215c3901502cfa4530b0d34ca5a7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033466 >implying

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:38:51 2015 No.14033478 >>14033476 >lel, you are gay I'm pretty good, but I don't think I can compete with your wit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:39:36 2015 No.14033481 >>14033478 This is bait. Lets not engage with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:39:41 2015 No.14033483 >>14033432 I'd want to try pleasure runes atleast. Though i'd first try the variants on clothes long before considering getting a pleasure rune.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:39:52 2015 No.14033484 >>14033477 If only she had wings to hug him with while she does that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:40:53 2015 No.14033486 >>14033483 >Anon gets teleported to MGE >Wants to try on clothes >Somewhere, an Arachne just became a bride good one

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:41:15 2015 No.14033487 >>14033481 >b-bait! I love this meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:41:54 2015 No.14033488 >>14033487 > meme I love this meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:42:52 2015 No.14033489 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, You're just jelly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033478 I bet I can piss you off even more if I post this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:43:36 2015 No.14033494 >>14033475 I thought it was interesting enough to keep around. ill do that to all i deem intresting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:43:41 2015 No.14033495 File: 137 KB, 1920x1080, 1441122172799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:44:03 2015 No.14033497 >>14033489 Now this, this is bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:44:06 2015 No.14033498 >>14033440 Still waiting on Metal Slime

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:44:59 2015 No.14033501 >>14033495 >Personally I don't see what the big deal is, but Kaz insisted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:45:09 2015 No.14033502 >>14033488 Memes are great, I agree.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:46:05 2015 No.14033503 File: 194 KB, 707x1000, 1424499589726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033478 >>lel, you are gay >I'm pretty good, but I don't think I can compete with your wit. >>14033466 >Entire post amounts to 'lel u gay'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:46:25 2015 No.14033504 >>14033486 Oh I don't mind. Arachnes a qt. Though they aren't my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:46:36 2015 No.14033505 >>14033495 Metal gear monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:48:01 2015 No.14033510 >>14033503 >he still thinks faggot means gay Bro, let's be homophobic here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:49:04 2015 No.14033515 >>14033489 >carrying him to the thrash so she can have his anubis all to herself Dragons don't fuck around. Unless wolfcunt is involved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:50:27 2015 No.14033517 >>14033515 When I was a boy, growing up in rural Kentucky, I had the best friend a boy could ask for; my dear old Kobold, Happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:51:32 2015 No.14033519 >>14033515 >cuckposting Can this meme please go away?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:55:11 2015 No.14033529 >>14033517 Unplug yourself, Eden.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:55:13 2015 No.14033530 >>14033510 >*not be

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:56:58 2015 No.14033533 >>14033529 Anarchistic ruffian please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:57:14 2015 No.14033534 >>14033519 its like that episode in simpsons with the ad's coming to life JUST DON'T LOOK!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:58:42 2015 No.14033536 File: 173 KB, 1280x720, ogres.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:59:26 2015 No.14033539 >>14033536 Gigantes, please don't be sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 11:59:38 2015 No.14033540 >>14033534 I'll try.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:01:24 2015 No.14033543 >>14033536 Those are some tiny heads on the troll and giantess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:01:35 2015 No.14033544 >>14033536 Is it wrong that I want to oil up that Troll and watch her work out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:01:50 2015 No.14033546 >>14033540 good, this stupid thing will keep going if people still point at it and rage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:02:13 2015 No.14033547 >>14033515 I want to smite a dragon and hang her head on my wall after coming home and finding her trying to rape my wife!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:02:48 2015 No.14033549 File: 104 KB, 319x600, Ogre KC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033536 While I prefer KCs Ogre, at least Crabs has some muscle on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:03:54 2015 No.14033555 >>14033549 Nope, wait, scratch that. I confused the Troll with the Ogre.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:13:10 2015 No.14033583 >>14033540 Are you saying you wouldn't even try to keep from being stolen from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:15:24 2015 No.14033588 >>14033583 You're just as obnoxious as actual yurifags, you know that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:15:44 2015 No.14033589 >>14033583 Anon, I'm not supposed to see through your clever ruse this quickly. Please try harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:16:22 2015 No.14033592 >>14033588 You reap what you sow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:18:14 2015 No.14033596 >>14033589 Ruse? I asked a legitimate question. The man is going to look away as his beloved gets taken, or so I've gathered. I just want to understand how he thinks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:19:32 2015 No.14033600 >>14033592 >"I'm gonna shitpost and ruin everyone else's times because some other guy was being a faggot!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:21:18 2015 No.14033606 >>14033596 Anon, you're still not trying hard enough. Please go, and return only when your skills have improved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:22:29 2015 No.14033611 >>14033596 Young grasshopper, your training is not yet complete! You have not even begun to master the Tao of b8ing. How do you expect to master the art of bantering with m8's without proper b8ing? Do not be so rash, student!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:32:13 2015 No.14033628 >>14033536 >that foot on gigantes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:34:06 2015 No.14033630 File: 1.14 MB, 1000x1200, 1428342632414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give Lich bearhug, Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:34:23 2015 No.14033632 >>14033628 Doesn't look human, yeah. But then again, human feet don't look "gigantesan" to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:35:29 2015 No.14033634 >>14033630 Sure, why not. Gonna recharge the Lich's warmth tanks. And give her some clothes too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:38:49 2015 No.14033637 >>14033630 No thanks, I don't want to smell like death and horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:39:00 2015 No.14033639 >>14033630 I hope she's ready to not be let go for hours, I could use a daki after today.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:39:04 2015 No.14033640
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>>14033600
He's like some kind of attention whore at this point, ignore him is the best we can do.

Ok Anon, you carry your arachne onee-san to bed because she's too drunk to walk. As you tuck her in and turn to leave, you feel her hand tugging at your shirt. Turn around and she is looking at you longingly, her cheeks flushed red and panting heavily.

What do you do?
Keep in mind you are sober and in full control, while she's very drunk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:40:34 2015 No.14033643 File: 200 KB, 1000x1000, 1440818761661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033630 The most important question is: Can that cadaver cavort?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:42:08 2015 No.14033648 File: 722 KB, 1280x1817, 2d5111ba33192b7080a457fbbd03e879c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033640 Let her do whatever she wants to do to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:42:32 2015 No.14033649 >>14033640 Get in bed with her, cuddle with her, until she fall asleep a few minutes later. Then cover her well with a blanket, kiss her on the forehead, and wish her good night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:44:04 2015 No.14033652 >>14033640 Why would I leave her there? I'd want to be in bed beside her to make sure she's alright. I'd also give her a few kisses and a cuddle, but nothing more than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:44:23 2015 No.14033655 >>14033630 God yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:45:31 2015 No.14033659 >>14033640 cuddle and try to get her too sleep. no sexy times for drunk girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:45:37 2015 No.14033660 >>14033640 I pat her on the head a couple times and kiss her on the forehead, then leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:46:56 2015 No.14033662 >>14033630 Ask Lich for big fluffy paws infusion to give her warm hugs

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:48:19 2015 No.14033665

>>14033648
Rape the spider, as savagely and cruelly as I can. I'm talking Vietnamese shame wheel tier. You remember that scene in Harry Potter and the prisoner in askabahn where they were training against their fear and Ron saw a spider? Then the spider was stumbling all over itself once it got hit with the counterspell? Like that, I want her to slip and stumble like that as she tries to walk around the house covered in my cum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:49:25 2015 No.14033668 >>14033630 What for? She can magic up arms to hug her.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:49:33 2015 No.14033669
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>>14033458
I forgot to tell yesterday, I'll call the adamantite dragon girl Diana unless I think of a better name, because naming her by a species is both a chore and uncreative

Or if somebody already has a OC monster girl with that name

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:51:47 2015 No.14033674 >>14033669 Diana sounds good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:52:00 2015 No.14033675 >>14033665 im probably going to regret this but what the fuck is a Veitnamese shame wheel?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:52:33 2015 No.14033676

>>14033640
I do anything to occupy her, since a drunk arachne left to its own devices sounds very dangerous, and I would have an obligation to protect the world from harm.
This would naturally mean lewd would be my first choice.
>>14033668
That sounds so sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:53:45 2015 No.14033678 File: 920 KB, 1280x720, ogre_trans.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033536 And the translated version.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:55:05 2015 No.14033679 >>14033675 Don't ask. You're not ready.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:55:16 2015 No.14033680 >>14033676 Not as sad as being dropped for horse pussy. That's almost as humiliating as being raped by an alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:55:44 2015 No.14033682 >>14033678 Gigantes please don't be sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:56:03 2015 No.14033683 >>14033678 Oni looks like the genki type.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:56:40 2015 No.14033684 >>14033678 >Because they can easily injure humans with their massive bodies if they are not careful, when they have nothing to do they spend their time quietly holding still. Poor Gigantes-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:56:44 2015 No.14033685 >>14033680 There's nothing wrong with proactive Alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:56:58 2015 No.14033686 >>14033678 2big4me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:57:47 2015 No.14033687 >>14033669 Why is she mildly pissed? Did she overshoot and miss landing in the desert?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:59:00 2015 No.14033688 >>14033685 Don't reply to the faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:59:55 2015 No.14033690 File: 22 KB, 320x320, 11337155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033685 >I want to get raped by a dude Okay then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:00:22 2015 No.14033691 Is that new writer beast here? I was going to ask him something before the thread 'chived

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:01:21 2015 No.14033693 >>14033687 Maybe she's angry because her hubby doesn't want to hug her, and her crossed arms are a failed attempt at hugging herself

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:01:45 2015 No.14033694 >>14033630 Reminds me of Zone tan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:02:09 2015 No.14033696 File: 210 KB, 329x378, 1437420709514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033685 I want an Elf to rape me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:02:23 2015 No.14033697 >>14033495 And the funny thing is, MGSV came out today as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:02:38 2015 No.14033698 >>14033678 I want to lick a troll's abds

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:03:20 2015 No.14033700 >>14033678 The further right I got, the more I want to hug them. Big girls are best girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:03:29 2015 No.14033701 >>14033693 She can always run to anubis, so it's no big deal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:03:37 2015 No.14033702 >>14033697 Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Illuminati please no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:03:51 2015 No.14033703 >>14033685 A cheeky, proactive Alp doesn't sound bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:04:57 2015 No.14033704 >>14033698 Abds, a new troll part yes i do know what you meant

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:05:02 2015 No.14033705 >>14033700 At 3+ meters they're too big for my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:05:12 2015 No.14033706 >>14033688 Hey I'm not the one who likes alps, I take offense to that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:06:38 2015 No.14033709 >>14033678 Gigantes story when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:06:39 2015 No.14033710 >>14033705 Im 6'1 and i am suspicious of people taller then me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:07:25 2015 No.14033712 >>14033706 Cukspammer go to sleep pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:07:54 2015 No.14033714 >>14033703 Someone post the image, you know the one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:12:28 2015 No.14033721 >>14033691 What is it? be warned, my internet is rebelling against me but ill try to answer all questions you people have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:12:30 2015 No.14033722 File: 614 KB, 1000x1064, 1398371629421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033714 Anything for you, Daddy-o. ANYTHING.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:14:26 2015 No.14033727 >>14033722 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:15:05 2015 No.14033730 >>14033722 That Alp desperately needs some extra hip and thigh volume.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:16:21 2015 No.14033732 >>14033722 Come back when you're at stage 3, faggobus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:17:34 2015 No.14033734 I just spent the last 3 hours raking fucking grass. i need me a MG to talk about my day with

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:17:52 2015 No.14033736 >>14033678 >red oni is a crybaby Cute/10, would go for drinks with and be her emotional support when she gets upset.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:18:36 2015 No.14033740 File: 181 KB, 615x872, 1409003811937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033722 I'd rather a generic Succubus thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:20:42 2015 No.14033747 File: 756 KB, 651x1200, LKfMgJV.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033734 I'm sure a Troll would love to hear about your gardening activities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:21:08 2015 No.14033749 File: 75 KB, 559x562, 1316832474396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033722 See you in hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:21:39 2015 No.14033750 >>14033740 >Succubus with freckles Oh no, she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:21:50 2015 No.14033751 >>14033721 Do you take request on your writing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:22:06 2015 No.14033752 >>14033740 So would any straight person, why have an alp when you could just go for a tomboy succubus?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:23:19 2015 No.14033757 File: 113 KB, 600x800, 3cc6d7a06445c05617ac3ccee19108ee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033752 Because Alps are only forced for shitpostings sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:23:42 2015 No.14033759 >>14033752 Because some people have shit taste and don't deserve life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:24:12 2015 No.14033762 >>14033747 Those are some big hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:24:21 2015 No.14033763 >>14033757 >everything I hate is shitposting Alright, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:25:32 2015 No.14033766 >>14033762 The better to massage the tension out of you after a hard day's work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:26:06 2015 No.14033767 File: 1.26 MB, 3500x2700, 8fb7dea7546e8117960460f93091978f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033763 Whatever you say, Alp-poster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:26:20 2015 No.14033768 >>14033757 >shitposting I shouldn't even give you a reply, but here it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:26:32 2015 No.14033770 >>14033640 Crawl in bed and snuggle, what do you think?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:26:53 2015 No.14033771

>>14033678
>You'll never be a rare breed of non-asshole, infinitely rich man and finance a project for a huge-ass mansion with a wide-ass yard around it for gigantes girls to live in and still have the money to maintain it
>You'll never see them happily enjoying their new lives now that they have a place where they can move freely without fear of hurting anyone

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:29:24 2015 No.14033779 >>14033763 >>14033768 He is right though. There's nothing special about alps that any other succubi can't do better, except for the fact that they were men before turning into monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:30:19 2015 No.14033780 >>14033779 >he Like I'd fall for that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:31:13 2015 No.14033783 >>14033779 We really have to do this again? Yes alps a shit. Yes people who like them should be shot. So why give them more attention?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:31:32 2015 No.14033787 >>14033780 Believe it or not, there is more than one person in this thread that hates alps. Don't kid yourself.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:32:04 2015 No.14033790

>>14033747
they call it "gardening and maintenance", i have to spend 7 and a half hours a day untill December picking up trash and pulling weeds and dead grass. last two weeks ive been doing this in the bloody rain.
would a troll really be happy listening to that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:33:55 2015 No.14033796 >>14033787 I may kid myself as much as I like. This is a free country, ready to burst with freedom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:34:17 2015 No.14033799 File: 2.03 MB, 2000x2280, 1430664253045.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033790 I'd be happy doing that. Simple work where I can just let my mind wander off to higher planes, preferably ones with sexy Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:36:13 2015 No.14033802 continuing>>14033790 now its raining and the sun is in one eye while there is a rainbow outside nature is laughing at me. at least the bacon related captcha knows what i want right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:36:16 2015 No.14033804 >>14033799 Oh shut up, dragonfag.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:36:35 2015 No.14033805

>>14033790
You bet your ass she'll invite you into her house for a cup of tea and cookies, before massaging your tense muscles to help you relax, and finally bringing you to the living room to watch some TV and forget your troubles. She'd even be bold enough to cover you with a blanket when you fall asleep on the couch out of exhaustion, letting you nap as much as you need before going home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:38:07 2015 No.14033806 >>14033805 Thanks man, i needed a laugh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:38:59 2015 No.14033809 >>14033804 What's wrong with that then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:39:37 2015 No.14033810 >>14033790 Why are you doing that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:39:47 2015 No.14033811 >>14033806 Don't thank me, thank Ms. Trollia, your trusty and caring neighbor!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:39:58 2015 No.14033813 >>14033809 Nothing, feel free to ignore this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:40:05 2015 No.14033814 >>14033809 Dont prod that bear!

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:45:13 2015 No.14033824

>>14033810
London job center put me on this "work placement program" what unemployed people like me do "guided jobsearch" for 6 months in hopes of getting a job. while at this stupid place they can place you as a temp in whatever they choose, from a charity shop to gardening. refuse and they can fine you

its total bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:46:32 2015 No.14033830 >>14033824 /blog

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:47:39 2015 No.14033832 >>14033799 >Dragons thinking about wolfcunt while being thougth of by you This is some inception shit right here.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:48:17 2015 No.14033834

>>14033779
Alps really should have been part of some World Guide, rather than a profile. There's nothing about them except that they used to be a man. You can't even say they're succubi with how KC regularly expands the list of monsters a man can transform into.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:48:35 2015 No.14033836 >>14033832 Stop spamming, fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:48:53 2015 No.14033837 File: 866 KB, 2000x2500, 1414398371795.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033824 But anon, if everyone was a NEET, society would collapse! You only ended up there because you have not been living your life correctly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:48:55 2015 No.14033838 File: 255 KB, 551x630, 32be4b4b30e328d73def259cdb885f4e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033630 That's a hexer from Etrian Odyssey. She's a spooky spellcaster, but she's still very much among the living. I'd still hug one, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:48:56 2015 No.14033839 >>14033830 yeah I know I'm sorry, its just been one of those days I guess. lets get back to what were here for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:49:16 2015 No.14033840 >>14033834 Who cares though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:49:44 2015 No.14033842 >>14033836 Just stop replying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:49:44 2015 No.14033843 File: 417 KB, 746x1017, Cute_Grizzly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033814 But Anon, she's my waifu. I have to prod her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:52:26 2015 No.14033851 >>14033836 I wonder if he's the same guy that got assblasted over Jinkos after that Nyanon incident I wasn't around for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:52:38 2015 No.14033852 >>14033842 But he's being pretty spammy. Is the janitor not feeling like deleting shitposts today? Is it because it's a tuesday and not a sunday?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:53:17 2015 No.14033854 >>14033851 No, that was Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:53:27 2015 No.14033855 >>14033852 Then just report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:53:29 2015 No.14033856 >>14033832 At this point, would you take an alp over a dragon or anubis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:55:34 2015 No.14033863 >>14033856 I will always love dragons, cuckspammer can go drink bleach.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:55:39 2015 No.14033864 >>14033854 Alp was the first to say the "not a valid option" thing but others perpetuated it, that's hardly spamming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:56:38 2015 No.14033867 >>14033864 He kept saying it several times after though. Over and over again. And he's Alp, so he deserves any hate he gets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:56:45 2015 No.14033868 >>14033863 This. If he thinks we care about his butt pain, he's even dumber than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:56:51 2015 No.14033869 >>14033856 Alp? Nah, but I'd totally take a succubus, at least that way I know I won't be cheated on. Dragons only love gold and wolfcunt. Succubi love your dick and semen. Better choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:57:04 2015 No.14033871 >>14033863 And you'd be doing everyone a favor by joining him for a glass as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:57:34 2015 No.14033872 >>14033837 its like if you told a kikimora that instead of serving a master, she has to work as a pro football player, something she's not even considered. I know the job I want and I want what I got a damn diploma for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:58:13 2015 No.14033875 >>14033856 Alps a shit. Dragons are okay. Anubi are meh, and the least remarkable brown girls in the MGE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:58:41 2015 No.14033877 >>14033872 Then why aren't you doing it? That's right. Now get back to doing the things that in America would be done by Mexicans. Work, Mexican work!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:59:06 2015 No.14033878 >>14033856 I'd take many things over an anubis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:00:05 2015 No.14033880 >>14033869 Why you gotta be so bootyblasted, honeybuns?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:01:54 2015 No.14033886 >>14033840 People who aren't gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:03:36 2015 No.14033890 >>14033872 A Kiki playing football? Parasite-kun, you're a genius!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:04:04 2015 No.14033891 >>14033843 What sort of honey is that bear covered in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:06:18 2015 No.14033895 >>14033875 >Dragons are okay But anon, they're double dealing, greedy wife stealers, and anubi are autistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:06:30 2015 No.14033896 >>14033877 because going by that standard, polish people are the british mexican. i should hire a troll to do some of the work for me. just sneak her by the supervisors and its all good from there

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:07:30 2015 No.14033899 File: 4 KB, 124x124, 1426872980347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033895 >I posted it again!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:07:31 2015 No.14033900 >>14033895 >>14033880

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:08:02 2015 No.14033902 >>14033878 Like what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:08:42 2015 No.14033904 >>14033896 or a gnome, uproot weeds with the power of geomancy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:09:11 2015 No.14033906 So dragons and anubii are ruined forever now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:09:39 2015 No.14033907 >>14033906 Not even close.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:10:32 2015 No.14033911 File: 300 KB, 2000x1000, 1421544211085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033906 Only if you care about the opinion of one autist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:10:48 2015 No.14033914 >>14033906 Nope, it'll pilfer out over time once that fag finally stops shitting his diaper at their mention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:10:59 2015 No.14033915 >>14033906 No i like both, and i ill be damned if i let some some crappy trend ruin them for me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:11:41 2015 No.14033918 >>14033906 >one dipshit crying and samefagging Haha no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:11:54 2015 No.14033920 >>14033911 Those lying lips will not reel me in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:13:09 2015 No.14033923 File: 49 KB, 580x551, don-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033911 >tfw no smooth talking Dragon to kabe-don you and take your first kiss

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:13:26 2015 No.14033924 >>14033890 I know its not your fault, bt after having to hear the same conversation about cameron and "the system" one too many times i take offence to being called that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:13:45 2015 No.14033925 >>14033906 Nah. Though personally I got tired of them a wile ago, so it wouldn't make a difference for me.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:15:32 2015 No.14033931

>>14033906
What? No, that's retarded.

You see that dragon midriff picture earlier? >>14033799
You really think that can be ruined?

Anubi have pretty good midriffs too. Especially with those cute little markings to frame their navel. If you love midriffs enough, anything is possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:15:36 2015 No.14033932 >>14033923 >not taking hers first Anon...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:15:48 2015 No.14033933 File: 214 KB, 700x694, Hey there anon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033923 I'd rather a Hellhound, but to each his own. Kabe-don is actually kinda cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:15:53 2015 No.14033934 >>14033904 is it sad that i know that if i had controll over the elements i would just use them for mundane things?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:15:54 2015 No.14033935 >>14033911 I know, right? Why listen to one autist when you can listen to a whole thread full of them?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:15:56 2015 No.14033936
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>>14033924
Don't know nothing about Cameron, but if people being mean to you on the internet makes you feel bad, you need a hug. From an Anubis. The she's being treated means she needs it too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:16:25 2015 No.14033941 >>14033931 you can ruin it by having less put a cock into it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:16:49 2015 No.14033943 >>14033932 Some people just want to be romanced anon. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with wanting to do the romancing yourself either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:16:57 2015 No.14033945 >>14033932 I wanna play a tongue wrestling game with a lovey-dovey Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:17:17 2015 No.14033946 >>14033933 Oh that is nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:17:33 2015 No.14033948 >>14033932 Not allowed.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:18:12 2015 No.14033952

>>14033906
Don't let shitposters ruin something for you. Mantis wasn't ruined by that one picture of her eating a guy. Cat girls aren't shunnef because of cait sith. Cheshires still get love after getting the futa from bob's story. We aren't going to stop liking a monster just because one asshole wants to be annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:18:40 2015 No.14033953 >>14033933 If I motorboated her cleavage, would she blush?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:18:50 2015 No.14033954 >>14033936 This picture makes me conflicted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:19:35 2015 No.14033955 >>14033824 This raises a question. You are now married to your waifu. Anon, are you good at cooking and housework? Would you be a a good househusband? Or you would get a job? Would you feel better hunting out in the woods?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:20:23 2015 No.14033957 File: 15 KB, 1036x772, 1441131623928.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033936

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:20:25 2015 No.14033958 >>14033953 Yes, she probably would. She'd ride you senseless right then and there, but she'd be blushing while doing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:20:31 2015 No.14033959 >>14033955 Can anyone answer this? If so, I'd stick to housework and childrearing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:20:36 2015 No.14033960 >>14033945 Now you're getting it. >>14033948 Says who? Tell him to meet me at dawn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:21:09 2015 No.14033962 >>14033923 But dragons only like girls anon. Why would she kiss you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:21:38 2015 No.14033968 >>14033935 Don't be mad, spammer-kun, you tried.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:22:53 2015 No.14033970 >>14033936 >trying to take the pain of being betrayed by an anubis by giving him an alp You really are evil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:22:53 2015 No.14033971 Do not respond to him. Do not acknowledge him. Don't give him any attention. Can we report him for this? I really don't want to risk getting banned again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:23:07 2015 No.14033972 >>14033955 I would be a horrible househusband. I can't cook or do housework worth shit. If it comes down to it I'd be better suited to getting a job and/or hunting out in the woods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:23:29 2015 No.14033974 >>14033962 They love boys, anon. Like all the other monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:24:00 2015 No.14033976 >>14033960 >Says who? About 95% of the people who browse this thread, It's a shame too. Would be pretty nice to have some actual variety to monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:24:02 2015 No.14033977 >>14033970 I don't understand a word you're saying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:24:21 2015 No.14033979 >>14033974 Anon no, you're being baited.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:24:33 2015 No.14033982 >>14033974 No, pretty sure dragons are mad over wolfcunt. Ask you know who.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:25:16 2015 No.14033985 >>14033971 I want to report the fag, but I don't want to risk another ban either. Better to wait until it gets so frequent that the Janitors do Janitor things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:25:25 2015 No.14033986 File: 94 KB, 526x1000, 6469902aaebbc948aef2a479d08622b4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033936 Need more almost anubi in sweaters. All I have is anubi with soft, tiny human hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:25:36 2015 No.14033987 >>14033977 That's a guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:26:02 2015 No.14033989 >>14033987 Boobs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:26:07 2015 No.14033990 >>14033976 You heard him people, I'll fight you all tomorrow, at dawn. Gods have mercy on your poor souls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:26:48 2015 No.14033994 >>14033936 david cameron is the britsh prime minister, according to my temp co-workers, he believes that the working class are parasites. In my opinion, everyone needs to calm the fuck down about their lives and get a hug from a yeti

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:27:04 2015 No.14033996 >>14033989 So do alps. They're still men. Hell guys have manboobs. Just a thought.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:27:26 2015 No.14033997 >>14033982 Oh you are just cuckposter. You are such a fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:27:28 2015 No.14033998 >>14033994 >the working class are parasites Ayn Rand is at it again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:27:59 2015 No.14033999 File: 137 KB, 708x500, 1439060760727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033987 Genderswapping/Rule 63 isn't the same as alping you colossal mong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:28:31 2015 No.14034001 JANET PLEASE DO SOMETHING

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:29:20 2015 No.14034005 >>14033999 Alpha is such bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:29:27 2015 No.14034006 >>14034001 Or you can just ignore him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:29:47 2015 No.14034008 >>14033999 Whatever let's you sleep at night boykisser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:30:04 2015 No.14034009 >>14033906 Not after all the different kinds of dragons I had to look up...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:30:38 2015 No.14034012 File: 467 KB, 830x718, 1440179521857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034005 We don't even know if she'll be an actual character yet.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:31:24 2015 No.14034015
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>>14033955
I'm average but I can handle it. I think I could be a good househusband with some practice.

It doesn't matter anyway because I stopped doing anything related to the mansion when I changed from butler to husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:31:54 2015 No.14034018 >>14033999 >charcter is one gender >becomes another >not alpshit Could have fooled me. >>14034012 >she

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:33:06 2015 No.14034022 >>14034018 >"Rule 63 is somehow gay" shitposter is back Oh good, now cuckposter won't get lonely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:33:18 2015 No.14034023 File: 249 KB, 1165x685, oboro_muramasa___happy_new_year_by_fantchi-d70xz72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna party with the foxes, who's with me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:34:17 2015 No.14034027 >>14034023 I'll take the white one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:34:40 2015 No.14034029 >>14034022 >Muh boogeyman Snore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:34:44 2015 No.14034031 >>14034023 I'm going to party with XOF instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:34:59 2015 No.14034033 File: 398 KB, 853x1200, 1439765532666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034023 But I want to bathe with the foxes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:35:02 2015 No.14034034 >>14034023 I'd rather party with the fox girls, Furry-kun. :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:35:23 2015 No.14034036 >>14033987 It's a rule 63 you silly cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:36:32 2015 No.14034040 >>14034036 Of a guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:36:42 2015 No.14034043 >>14034012 I wouldn't put it past Blazblue to do something that dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:36:50 2015 No.14034046 File: 733 KB, 893x1226, 9f49aed41d3a7c001fce1dddbc057f3d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034023 >no fluffy tails Only thing I hated about Kamitani's Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:37:16 2015 No.14034050 >>14034031 Be careful around spoilertags relating to MGS5. This could've been a big spoiler. Big Boss is Naked Snake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:37:19 2015 No.14034051 >>14034029 No really, I'm a big fan. Seen all the archives. Truly, your superior arguments left me in awe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:37:40 2015 No.14034053 >>14034036 I always imagine rule 63 as being a girl dressing like the specific male character, granted I don't fap to them anyway because it's still weird, it makes it less weird to think of it like this rather than imagining the dude becoming a girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:37:49 2015 No.14034056 >>14034040 You don't understand what rule 63 is do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:38:57 2015 No.14034058 >>14034043 Poor Ragna is Blazblue's doormat. He was even designed to parody RPG heroes for fucks sake, although he did look like a cross between Squall and Sol Badguy in his concept art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:39:14 2015 No.14034060 >>14034040 ...Yeah, that's what rule 63 is, retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:39:20 2015 No.14034062 >>14034050 That's not a spoiler! THIS is a spoiler! Gray Fox is the Cyborg Ninja

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:39:42 2015 No.14034064 >>14034056 An "alternate" version of the character only liked by disrespectful horndogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:39:46 2015 No.14034065 >>14034053 It's really just a different character. Opposite gender version. You don't really need to put too much thought into it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:41:19 2015 No.14034071 >>14034060 Oh look, the alp got angry at me. I'm quaking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:42:13 2015 No.14034081 File: 87 KB, 839x640, b5bc139bf95b4c3aa5beeca5c6d5eaec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034062 How could you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:42:20 2015 No.14034082 >>14033678 >It is customary for oni to dress in tiger-striped clothes >The one Oni we've seen in the manga was dressed in a professional suit Suddenly all I can think of is the idea that she was wearing tiger-stripped panties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:42:31 2015 No.14034083 >>14034064 You say this in a thread dedicated to taking famous monsters and turning them into hot chicks. Is this bait or are you just a complete fucking idiot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:42:53 2015 No.14034085 >>14034081 Oh? Here's some more! Pliskin is actually Solid Snake

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:43:43 2015 No.14034087 >>14033771 I think they might prefer it if someone invested in a hand-crafted line of suitably sized and fashionable clothes. Trolls too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:44:10 2015 No.14034089 >>14034071 Keep shitposting, you could use a vacation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:44:23 2015 No.14034091 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, trial maximum drive.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Four pages. That's the time left until your despair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:44:24 2015 No.14034092 >>14034083 Yeah, cause every single one of those monsters is male. Are YOU baiting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:44:45 2015 No.14034093 >>14034085 What? No. Solid Snake died in that tanker incident two years ago.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:44:46 2015 No.14034094

>>14031938
>>14030834
Oh god, I need to fix this relationship.

>Slowly walk into the bedroom and kneel at the bedside, and whisper:
>"Listen, I wanna start by giving you an apology."
>"I could make all the excuses in the world about why I treated you that way, such as how terrible my day at work was and I misdirected my anger."
>"But the fact of the matter is, I messed up. I overreacted to what happened, and the end result was that you got the wrong message."
>As you lean closer to her and begin rubbing her soft, downy head, you continue:
>"I can assure you, dear, that master still loves you."
>"Master would not be in this position if it weren't for you. Master would not have a well-paying job and a loving maid if it weren't for you."
>"While I won't expect immediate forgiveness from you, can I at least ask for your love?"

Didn't write the original greentext, but I caused it, and consequently the sad Kikimora picture.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:45:43 2015 No.14034098
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http://pastebin.com/aLS4Gimp

Something new. Part two is probably going to be a little weird, but for now have smut and a little bit of backstory. Critisism welcome, etc etc. Also, praise pastebin for built-in spellchecker, I would be lost without it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:45:54 2015 No.14034100 >>14034085 You're a meanie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:46:19 2015 No.14034102 File: 492 KB, 1280x720, !.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034093

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:47:16 2015 No.14034108 >>14034091 I don't mind Kamen Rider stuff, but what did that have to do with anything? Still waiting on anyone to do anything with Kamen Rider and Monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:47:20 2015 No.14034109 >>14034100 Okay, now for the big finish! Snakehas had a hard life

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:48:30 2015 No.14034110 >>14034092 And a significant number of them are, you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:48:32 2015 No.14034111 File: 224 KB, 800x693, 84fde9ced7a4b4b6109dfee6a443b059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034109 MOOOOOOOOODS

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:49:01 2015 No.14034112 >>14033986 I don't get why that guy has such an aversion to tails. And the few times he does draw 'em, they suck. Could use some practice since a nice tail really does wonders to call attention to the hips...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:49:14 2015 No.14034114 >>14034110 Oh, it was bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:49:21 2015 No.14034115 >>14034111 This is good, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:49:29 2015 No.14034116 >>14034108 Oh it's never happening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:49:45 2015 No.14034117 >>14034102 Is that a FAMAS?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:50:18 2015 No.14034119 >>14033999 >Alpha I want her to be playable I want her to be playable I want her to be fuckin' playable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:50:20 2015 No.14034120 >>14034116 I can dream. For some reason the idea of Chase interacting with the MON squad makes me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:50:49 2015 No.14034123 >>14034087 So be it. Clothes too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:51:05 2015 No.14034124 File: 93 KB, 620x877, Wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What famous book would you give to what monster?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:51:23 2015 No.14034125 >>14034091 Can I just say that Trial is probably the best piece of music in W?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:51:26 2015 No.14034126 >>14034098 >Fucking the maid when you have a wife Why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:51:44 2015 No.14034130 >>14034114 Let me guess, you only like monstergirls that were originally female in the traditional stories?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:52:30 2015 No.14034132 >>14034114 >I've never read the world guide Yes, everything is bait, even you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:53:22 2015 No.14034136 Okay okay, how about we drop the baitshit for just a minute here, and I ask a question. Would you hit on a harpy working a breakfast diner by asking her if the eggs were fresh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:53:27 2015 No.14034138 >>14034124 I'd make a Wurm read Discworld books and tell her that it exists somewhere in space, making her become the first Wurmonaut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:53:54 2015 No.14034141 >>14034120 Don't dream for something you know this thread will have a fit over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:54:00 2015 No.14034143 >>14034120 Didn't someone do a mg sentai?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:54:18 2015 No.14034145 >>14034124 The Taming of the Shrew to an Amazoness, just to see the reaction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:54:40 2015 No.14034146 >>14034046 agreed, at least I liked yuzurura

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:54:51 2015 No.14034147 >>14034136 She might find that rude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:55:01 2015 No.14034148 >>14034130 >Muh ancient monsters that used to be male Beyond Pharaoh, KC has never ever said there were males, it's all been assumptions from the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:55:05 2015 No.14034150 >>14034136 >harpy Into the trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:55:09 2015 No.14034151 >>14034145 She's just going to kick your teeth in and rape you.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:55:26 2015 No.14034153
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>>14034112
I didn't even know Houtengeki drew tails.
Maybe he's just not used to drawing fur or something. His skin textures are divine, though, so who knows.
You are right, though. A well-placed tail making just the right shape can do wonders to accentuate that whole lower half. Can kind of just imagine it adding momentum to the sway of one's hips.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:55:37 2015 No.14034154 >>14034136 Nope, I'm not really into harpies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:55:45 2015 No.14034155 >>14034146 *yuzuruha

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:56:03 2015 No.14034157 >>14034136 How about asking a holst if you can drink your milk from the jug?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:56:06 2015 No.14034158 >>14034132 >>14034148

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:56:27 2015 No.14034160 http://strawpoll.me/5376111

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:56:49 2015 No.14034164 >>14034148 >Every monster was female before the current DL took over How delusional are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:56:59 2015 No.14034166 File: 606 KB, 1010x1050, Justice-Miia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034108 >>14034116 >>14034143

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:57:36 2015 No.14034168 >>14034160 Japanese RPG. Especially if it's isometric, like FFT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:57:52 2015 No.14034169 >>14034143 I think that guy got chased out for wanting to do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:58:33 2015 No.14034171 >>14034158 >every monster has always been female, forever [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:58:38 2015 No.14034172 >>14034098 I know I'm not the right guy to say this, but too short, make your updates longer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:58:56 2015 No.14034175 >>14034141 I'm pretty sure that not many people actually mind Kamen Rider stuff on this thread. Except that one guy who hates me specifically for my enjoyment of Karate Bugmen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:59:00 2015 No.14034176 >>14034160 All of these options are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:59:02 2015 No.14034177 >>14034164 Yeah, that's totally what I said.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:59:06 2015 No.14034178 >>14034169 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:59:14 2015 No.14034180 >>14034160 >First person seducer Reminds me of that Doom mod.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:59:26 2015 No.14034181 >>14034169 Justicefag deserved it though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:59:29 2015 No.14034182 >>14034145 I forget, nutshell that story for me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:59:36 2015 No.14034185 >>14034158 >>14034164 You're forgetting how long it's been since the Demon Lord took power. After possibly thousands of years, most of monsters that were turned male when she made her changes are either dead or outnumbered by the new births.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 14:59:42 2015 No.14034186 >>14034098 I did enjoy it, but the Wasps blatant yandereness doesn't work well in tandem with the fact she hired a Kiki to fuck around with her hubby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:00:08 2015 No.14034188 >>14034175 >not many people You have a single fact to back that up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:00:10 2015 No.14034189 >>14034164 It was confirmed a shitload of time passed since DL overthrown All MtF mg died years ago. Maybe only except dragons and kitsunes who can live thousands of years

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:00:40 2015 No.14034191 >>14034153 He's drawn some pretty shitty little ones on his recent Miqo'te.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:00:45 2015 No.14034193 >>14034178 Because he dared to do something that was fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:01:16 2015 No.14034194 >>14034172 Yea. I just wanted to get something hammered out before I forgot all of it; whatever comes next will certainly have more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:01:19 2015 No.14034195 >>14034185 I know that. I'm just not taking any shit from alpfags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:01:24 2015 No.14034196 >>14034169 No, I remember someone posted 2 chapter to it here

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:01:34 2015 No.14034197 >>14034188 Of course he doesn't. Hell, most of old school /m/ pre-Kamen would chuck a brick through his window.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:01:37 2015 No.14034198 >>14034180 Thanks for reminding me to check on that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:01:41 2015 No.14034199 >>14034189 Vampires and Pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:01:45 2015 No.14034200 File: 307 KB, 976x1028, 1439429129171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034160 >no Metroidvania option Those are like, the only RPGs I'm good at.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:02:05 2015 No.14034202 >>14034185 >>14034189 That, or they're just all married and you don't have to worry about being "Stuck" with one. Beware of Ancient Christmas Cakes...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:02:58 2015 No.14034207 >>14034189 >Lol, monsters don't age or die, dummy >N-no, these ones died though Oh /mgt/...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:03:18 2015 No.14034208 >>14034171 >>14034177 I'd oblige you, but I'm on my phone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:03:31 2015 No.14034210 >>14034191 Huh, so he has. They really are a bit out of place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:03:43 2015 No.14034212 >>14034207 >monsters don't age or die, dummy U w0t Never heard anyone saying it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:03:49 2015 No.14034213 >>14034199 I still think Vampires would fall under the "Humanoid" sub-section like Elves and Dwarves, and most males would've just become Incubi...but I'll admit that's my headcanon with no real confirmation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:03:53 2015 No.14034214 File: 32 KB, 552x624, 1440871857969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033722

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:04:08 2015 No.14034215 >>14034124 I'd read Mein Kamf to a Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:04:40 2015 No.14034217 >>14034212 Merrow blood basically makes you stop aging And it's really common in any demon realm All a monster or man has to do is go up to one and talk dirty shit at her

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:04:42 2015 No.14034218 >>14034197 I hear that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:05:24 2015 No.14034219 File: 13 KB, 278x306, 0ff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033799 >Dragon midriff pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:05:33 2015 No.14034220 >>14034202 i would gladly indulge in mayfly december romance if it meant conversing with a ancient being.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:06:01 2015 No.14034221 >>14034212 Then you're not paying attention. At the very least for the undead ones, it's a given.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:06:12 2015 No.14034223 What the fuck are you guys doing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:07:10 2015 No.14034226 >>14034175 Yeah, nah. I don't like it either but don't speak up against it, because the janitor doesn't seem to mind and you're going to do it anyway if you feel like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:07:15 2015 No.14034227 >>14034210 Indeed they are. Hopefully, he'll get better with practice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:07:16 2015 No.14034228 >>14034223 Nothing worthwhile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:07:16 2015 No.14034229 >>14034223 Telling faggots on the internet how wrong they are. I'm sure they will see the errors of their ways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:07:21 2015 No.14034231 >>14034223 as far as i can tell fox's, dragons, books and david cameron

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:08:09 2015 No.14034234 >>14034217 It's just increases your lifespan, not stop aging I would assume there is a limit to it. Probably someone already asked KC about that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:08:11 2015 No.14034235 >>14034223 Anons are being anti-fun as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:08:19 2015 No.14034237 >>14034217 Mermaid Blood grants immortality. Merrow Blood is an aphrodisiac.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:09:30 2015 No.14034241 >>14034234 >limit >in a wish-fulfilment setting Ok, someone has to tell him, and I don't wanna do it.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:09:46 2015 No.14034244

>>14034182
>Girl can't get married until her asshole sister gets married first
>Guy comes along to marry older sister and tricks her father into thinking she actually loves him
>He marries her and brings her home, where he starves her out and basically Stockholm syndromes her into loving him.
>Girl's father thows a party and 2 daughters' husbands plus some other guy make a bet to see which wives are the most loyal.
>Ex-bitch ends up dragging her sister and other guy's wife to the husbands and gives a speech about how marriage is about teamwork and you should do as husband says.
It's much fluffier and funnier if you read it yourself. It's actually the only Shakespeare story that I thoroughly enjoyed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:11:59 2015 No.14034251 >>14034237 Extends lifespan. You don't become unkillable or totally undying because of mermaid blood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:12:24 2015 No.14034252 >>14034237 actually yeah mermaid's blood does grant immortality/increase lifespan but so does the merrow's, with the added effect of being an aphrodisiac

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:13:03 2015 No.14034255 >>14034244 not him, but have you heard of manga shake sphere? a misguided attempt to get kids interested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:13:10 2015 No.14034256 >>14034234 >I would assume there is a limit to it. It's KC, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:14:33 2015 No.14034261 >>14034256 Nigga the afterlife is a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:14:46 2015 No.14034262 >>14034244 might have to some day, ive pretty much forgotten all the shakespere i knew outside of macbeth and even that is hazy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:16:04 2015 No.14034267 >>14034213 The most probably thing is that the really old ones already got husbands and the oldest vampire you can get is one from the second generation

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:16:16 2015 No.14034269 >>14032275 Glorious. Glad to see you're still here, friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:17:00 2015 No.14034271 >>14034261 And you only go there if you want to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:17:02 2015 No.14034272 >>14034241 >>14034256 >People never die in KC's setting Shit setting, might as well just stop making world guides and shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:18:09 2015 No.14034278 >>14034255 I know that! >romeo and juliet are pop idols or some shit >Richard the third looks kinda like orochimaru from naruto >macbeth is a post apocalyptic samurai and macduff has 4 arms. seriously WTF

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:18:10 2015 No.14034279 >>14034271 What. I thought people have a lifespan and such, with only a few species being immortal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:18:50 2015 No.14034282 >>14034255 Google'd it, and I've already had enough. It's on par with the "modern" Romeo and Juliet movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:19:07 2015 No.14034283 >>14034271 [citation fucking needed]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:19:42 2015 No.14034284 >>14034278 >WTF Don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:20:15 2015 No.14034286 >>14034279 Sure, but that's only other people. (You) will be doing things with MGs. (You) will be getting lots of MAMONO MANA. (You) will live for fucking ever unless you choose otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:21:21 2015 No.14034293 >>14034284 you meant don't use that or don't question what I just said?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:21:22 2015 No.14034294 File: 103 KB, 800x1000, more hugging please.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033458 I knew this looked similar

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:21:32 2015 No.14034295 >>14034283 Anon, it's wish fufilment. Unless you wish to die, you won't. This isn't rocket science.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:21:39 2015 No.14034297 >>14034278 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:22:06 2015 No.14034298 >>14034293 Don't use that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:22:37 2015 No.14034301 >>14034279 >lifespan When momaono mana can make old men age in reverse back to their prime, I don't think lifespan is a thing in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:23:09 2015 No.14034305 >>14034295 >making shit up I thought so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:23:10 2015 No.14034306 >>14034298 Sorry about that then

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:24:15 2015 No.14034310 >>14034278 that does sound somewhat fucked

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:25:46 2015 No.14034315 >>14034305 >making shit up >KC:"You can have anything you want" Yeah, I didn't plan on wasting anymore time on this anyway.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:26:25 2015 No.14034319

>>14032306
>Yes and you need to die you piece of shit.

>Implying Victor is a bad guy for removing the violent rapists from the world
If he was killing holsts or something I'd get you, but by killing the brutal ones he's actually doing a decent thing for the men of the city.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:30:23 2015 No.14034331

>>14034279
In MGE, Lifespan is defeated by the Infinite Fuck Enginine.

>Marry an MG
>Demonic Energy is produced by your relations
>Eventually turn Incubus
>Incubus-MG DE Production sustains both you and the waifu, prolonging your lifespans indefinitely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:31:24 2015 No.14034335 >>14034315 >people only die if they want, when even monsters have to rely on mermaid blood and the like to extend their lifespans, and Pandemonium exists >undead Yeah, neither did I

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:33:09 2015 No.14034338 >>14034335 >I don't understand what words mean Good, glad we agree.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:33:10 2015 No.14034339 I want to be a bishie living on a seashore, seducing all the mermaids, killing them and selling their blood for the mad dosh!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:34:26 2015 No.14034341 >>14034338 >I need to have last word Poor baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:34:40 2015 No.14034343 File: 389 KB, 2953x2953, 1399232971869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >H-Hey Anon. I know of an ice cream place nearby, maybe we could go together? I mean, if that's okay with you......

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:35:33 2015 No.14034344 >>14034339 You don't need to be a bishie for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:35:38 2015 No.14034345 >>14034343 Sure, let's go

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:36:11 2015 No.14034347 >>14034343 Remove monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:36:35 2015 No.14034348 >>14034343 Get rid of those messy braids and we'll talk

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:36:48 2015 No.14034349

>>14032275
Perhaps its a culture thing, but I find it disturbing how the police and people of Min are horrified that Victor is actually getting rid of the more vicious monsters. Does Cartwright honestly expect men to lay down and accept their rape as a good thing or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:36:48 2015 No.14034350 File: 217 KB, 500x644, 48037291_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034343 Damn straight I'll go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:39:11 2015 No.14034357 >>14034344 Maybe but bishie serial killer sounds much more fun than average guy serial killer

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:39:36 2015 No.14034359 >>14034343 Sure, why not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:40:51 2015 No.14034366 >>14034343 I'm gonna put that monoeye on my lap and bully her until she begs me to go eat icecream with her everyday!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:41:01 2015 No.14034368 >>14034345 >>14034350 >>14034359 That's the wrong answer. Why, she might even want to be happy! Do you kn ow what happens to happy monoeyes? >>14034348 Put more effort into it, insult the rest of her appearance as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:41:12 2015 No.14034370 >>14034357 The most effective serial killers are average people who don't stand out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:41:30 2015 No.14034373 >>14033678 >chill laid-back vanilla ogre >adorable oni >huge buff troll >massive adorable gigantes who just needs someone to love I CAN'T DECIDE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:42:45 2015 No.14034377 >>14034368 I never liked the monoeye hate meme, so no, I'll take her to the ice cream shop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:43:22 2015 No.14034378 >>14034368 I'm not crazy about that plain as fuck uniform, or that modest chest either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:44:01 2015 No.14034379 >>14034343 Definitely. If it goes well we can even hold hands with our fingers interlocked while we walk back to her place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:44:13 2015 No.14034381 >>14034373 Why not all of them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:44:43 2015 No.14034382 >>14034339 To the rapecave with you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:45:00 2015 No.14034383 File: 162 KB, 800x686, 52317494_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to date a cute mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:45:29 2015 No.14034386 File: 49 KB, 600x1159, 42846597_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034368 Happy Monoeyes get impregnated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:46:10 2015 No.14034387 >>14034343 Sure. My treat. >>14034373 The MON pages have been pretty good. Hard to pick just one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:46:35 2015 No.14034390 >>14034381 Are you goddamn insane? I may be a slut, but my body has limits. They wouldn't just crush my pelvis, they would turn it (along with every other bone in my body) into powder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:47:20 2015 No.14034392 >>14034383 You're right. Mindflayers are cuties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:47:44 2015 No.14034396 >>14034383 It must suck being a Mindflayer because you're not sure if your friends are your friend because you're subconsciously mind controlling them or not

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:49:12 2015 No.14034401

>>14034366
But that's not really bullying.

>>14034378
That's the spirit. Make her jealous of all the prettier girls, allow the hatred to burn away at her soul until she dies alone.

>>14034379
You're doing it wrong.

>>14034386
You see? This is why we must stand against monoeye loving!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:49:19 2015 No.14034402 >>14034390 You don't have to take them all at once man. Just set up a schedule. You might have to cuddle with all of them though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:49:36 2015 No.14034403 >>14034383 I want to ask a mindflayer if she's up for earplay, before pinning her down so I can hum into her ears, licking around them, nibbling and sucking on her lobes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:50:25 2015 No.14034404 >>14034383 I want to cut down every mindflayer I see. They're too dangerous to be allowed to exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:51:05 2015 No.14034406 >>14034402 >cuddling a 32+-feet-tall Gigantes It may be borderline size fetish material, but you can't tell me it wouldn't be the ultimate comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:51:13 2015 No.14034407 File: 458 KB, 1935x800, 16ddb11d2def1e6703c6a826e218861b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:53:09 2015 No.14034417 >>14034407 I'll take blueberry scales over there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:53:11 2015 No.14034418 >>14034407 The cheeky dog girl with dark skin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:53:18 2015 No.14034419 >>14034407 Whatever that is that's the second from the right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:54:14 2015 No.14034424 File: 303 KB, 453x626, mgecyclops-lc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034401 I don't have the capacity to be an asshole for no reason, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:54:26 2015 No.14034426 >>14034406 >borderline Borderline is like ten feet. She's over one and a half times as tall as damn Tyrannosaurus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:54:32 2015 No.14034427 >>14034406 Can't argue with you there. Her breasts would be a very comfortable bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:55:45 2015 No.14034428 >>14034407 Far right. Four arms means she can jack me off while playing with my balls, and pull me into her chest for forced breastfeeding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:56:32 2015 No.14034431 >>14034426 I'm not into giantess kinks so I have no idea what's borderline and what's not. For all I know a girl could be the size of Gipsy Danger and I'd think it was just about average.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:56:38 2015 No.14034432 >>14034424 But doesn't just looking at that face fill you with disgust?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:59:07 2015 No.14034439 >>14034431 Dude, if you like girls more than ten feet tall, you shouldn't need someone to point out to you that's giantess territory. 10 meters tall means you wouldn't even reach her kneecap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:59:12 2015 No.14034442 >>14034432 No, it doesn't. Your stupid joke does, though. What an annoyance, almost comparable to RP'ing alpfags

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:59:39 2015 No.14034444
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>>14034432
Nah, I think Cyclops and one-eyed monstergirls in general are pretty cute.

Anyways, do you people actually, genuinely hate Monoeyes or are you just shooting the shit?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:00:05 2015 No.14034445

>>14034279
>In addition to the normal food that they ate when they were human, it's also possible for an incubus to feed on mamono mana by having sex with monsters. For that reason, an incubus never gets exhausted when having sex with a monster. Instead, their entire body will brim full of lust and energy due to mamono mana. When the body of an incubus obtains mamono mana by having sex with a monster, it will immediately produce mana. When this mana is released to a monster, the monster will produce mamono mana from it and pour it into the body of the incubus.
>Astonishingly, with this cycle, not only does the total amount of magical energy not decrease, instead it continues to increase, so it's possible for a monster and an incubus to keep having sex almost forever, and as long as there's one incubus and one monster, it's possible for them to live by just having sex. As far as the divinities and the Order are concerned, this nearly perpetual cycle is something that is in violation of divine providence that will greatly throw off the laws of the universe, and is extremely viewed as a problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:00:33 2015 No.14034447 >>14034431 I think if you wanted to have sex with a girl the size of Gipsy Danger, your best bet would actually be initiating a Drift with her so you have mind sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:01:26 2015 No.14034452 >>14034444 Hopefully it's just some bad meme of theirs, because I'm getting pretty tired of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:01:32 2015 No.14034455 >>14034444 It's a meme because of that one artist with the S&M pics. But then only Bollocks loving them is also a meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:01:44 2015 No.14034457 >>14034445 That's only referring to sustenance, not lifespan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:01:52 2015 No.14034458 >>14034432 Nope. I find most monoeyes to be fairly cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:01:55 2015 No.14034459 >>14034439 Fair enough. Anyways, the point I was trying to make is that Gigantes are completely adorable and need love. Also I have no idea how sex with them would work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:02:39 2015 No.14034460 >>14034444 It's just fun to bully them. For some reason I just really want to tease and molest one in a bathroom stall.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:06:02 2015 No.14034468 >>14034407 I'll take the bird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:06:48 2015 No.14034470 >>14034407 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:08:33 2015 No.14034477 >>14034445 >this nearly perpetual cycle is something that is in violation of divine providence that will greatly throw off the laws of the universe I kind of have to agree. This is some spiral nemesis shit if it gets out of hand.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:08:36 2015 No.14034478

>>14034407
Would anyone here take one of these girls as gf/wife?

>Pros
Knows a lot about sex, can do wonders on bed
She's still a monstergirl, so loyalty is guaranteed and obviously she will stop working as prostitutes as soon as she's with you
You're the first person that treats her with love, so expect her to be clingy and possessive around you.

>Cons
She has fucked many guys, some people may recognize her and know what she was

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:08:43 2015 No.14034479 >>14034459 She holds your upper half gently, and uses your entire lower half as a dildo. You're still penetrating her with your dick. It's just that you're using a little bit more on top of that, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:09:44 2015 No.14034480 >>14034477 Anti-Spiral pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:10:44 2015 No.14034482 >>14034480 You can't hide from the truth spiral!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:11:35 2015 No.14034483 >>14034401 Would it be okay to impregnate her so her boobs get bigger?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:12:22 2015 No.14034487 >>14034480 Anti-spiral MG when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:12:52 2015 No.14034489 >>14034444 I don't mind Cyclops, but I honestly believe elves should be raped to keep them in line.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:13:36 2015 No.14034490 >>14034483 You'll have to deal with having her as a wife. Not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:13:57 2015 No.14034492 >>14034479 No thanks. Giantess a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:15:03 2015 No.14034495 >>14034490 No one said anything about being her husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:15:18 2015 No.14034496 >>14034460 I can relate to that. I blame Sangyou Haikibutsu for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:15:31 2015 No.14034498 File: 437 KB, 800x650, 160.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034489 And I want an Elf to rape, since the Elf rape maymay is just as annoying the Monoeye bullying shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:15:45 2015 No.14034499 What kind of things would your waifu with you if your head became detachable like a Dullahan's for a day? Not pushing monsterboyshit, just asking for the hell of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:16:25 2015 No.14034502 >>14034498 >and I want an elf to rape Me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:16:49 2015 No.14034503 >>14034495 So you'll just make her a single mother? You are a bully!

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:16:53 2015 No.14034504
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>>14034487
Never, because it'll mean Darling ingoring all the other girls to marry her, and EMG will end forever.

Also, because she'd just get into hype fistfights with passionate, fiery lilims.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:17:52 2015 No.14034506 >>14034499 I'd fuck with her a bit. Hide my head and then have my body lay down somewhere and wait for her reaction. Then laugh so hard she finds me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:18:55 2015 No.14034510 >>14034498 >>14034502 to rape me* Whoopsie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:19:09 2015 No.14034512 >>14034498 Agreed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:20:26 2015 No.14034517 >>14034499 I put my head on top of hers and have her secure my head with her hair. Then we go out for chores and I laugh manically at people who point it out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:22:20 2015 No.14034524 >>14034499 Cunnilingus and Anal at the same time. Alternatively, Rimming and Vaginal at the same time. Probably alternating between the two.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:24:33 2015 No.14034533 >>14034504 >EMG will end forever. Then make her real.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:25:05 2015 No.14034537

>>14034499
I'd wear one of those horse masks to bed, paint the rim with fake blood, and remove my body to hide in the closet while my head sleeps at her side, under the covers. Then observe her reaction when she wakes up to discover a severed, laughing horse's head in her bed.

Also, letting her smuggle me to work so she can take me out under the desk for some orally-administered stress relief.

Oh, and plowing into her doggystyle while still being able to kiss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:26:17 2015 No.14034543 Guys what if we combined a Kejourou with a Dullahan? Her head could even move around freely using her hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:26:34 2015 No.14034546 >>14034498 >implying the "hurr rape" meme isn't also annoying

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:27:19 2015 No.14034551 File: 134 KB, 1010x820, 1441139239084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034543

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:27:47 2015 No.14034552 >>14034517 Get her to wear a big coat with a collar that conceals her head, then pretend to be a really tall kejourou with the face and voice of a man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:28:19 2015 No.14034554 Can Kejourous manipulate their pubes, too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:28:32 2015 No.14034555 >>14034503 Single moms fuck like tigers though,and what single mother wouldn't offer up her daughter to keep a man?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:28:43 2015 No.14034557 >>14034498 >meme It's the law.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:29:40 2015 No.14034562 >>14034555 But what if she's unable to raise a child on her own?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:30:17 2015 No.14034564 >>14034554 Yes. They use them like tiny pedipalps to make sure you can't pull out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:30:52 2015 No.14034566 >>14034510 Cat's out of the bag anon, you want to rape elves the same as me. Give in, drinking a girls tears as you forcefully impregnate her is...unff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:31:00 2015 No.14034567 >>14034407 Lamia or Angel. They look ara ara as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:31:24 2015 No.14034568 >>14034566 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:31:57 2015 No.14034573 >>14034568 I want faggots to leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:32:38 2015 No.14034577 File: 87 KB, 754x418, Yandere Elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034566 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:32:59 2015 No.14034579 File: 1.06 MB, 640x360, 1393444340538.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034566

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:33:08 2015 No.14034580 So how would a Kiki defend herself while out running errands for master in a bad part of town?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:33:13 2015 No.14034582 >>14034562 Guess they'll both have to pay out the ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:33:54 2015 No.14034584 >>14034580 Broom sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:34:35 2015 No.14034586 >>14034573 How does not liking the idea of raping anyone make me gay? The only tears spilled during sex should be happy ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:35:21 2015 No.14034591 >>14034580 A shiv in her shoe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nedYLAOjZbE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:35:45 2015 No.14034592 >>14034580 Butler-fu. That one cool butler in Artemis Fowl taught her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:36:18 2015 No.14034593 >>14034586 >spoiler >implying she isn't happy Says you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:36:21 2015 No.14034595 File: 895 KB, 800x1131, 8429f354779cdb8bd0e759093af71537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Implying rape is good ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:36:41 2015 No.14034598 >>14034592 >Artemis Fowl Oh holy shit I haven't thought about those books in ages. Butler's cute Pro Wrestling loving sister was the shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:36:45 2015 No.14034599 >>14034580 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIFVC9TmX5M

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:37:18 2015 No.14034601 File: 360 KB, 1146x850, 3e792121164b3e6e34bb0cf7629e4455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034580 Preemptively

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:37:30 2015 No.14034603 >>14034595 It's ok when it happens to us, but oh no, we better not do it to them. White knight nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:37:44 2015 No.14034605 >>14034593 She isn't. You just force yourself to believe she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:38:14 2015 No.14034607 >>14034552 This makes me imagine a cute scenario where a boy and his kejourou childhood friend do that to try and get into a movie theater to see a R rated movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:39:14 2015 No.14034609 >>14034580 Why would anyone pick a fight with a Kikimora running errands?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:39:16 2015 No.14034610 >>14034605 And? That's what MGs do. I don't see you bitching at them. Had it with your racism, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:39:45 2015 No.14034611 >>14034598 I don't recall her. The only bits of Artemis Fowl I remember are Holly being goddamn hot, the battle-butler being based, some sort of time-slow bubble around the mansion at one point, and a dwarf who farted when his toe was pulled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:40:20 2015 No.14034613 File: 72 KB, 400x300, Bloo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034607

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:40:30 2015 No.14034614 >>14034592 His name was literally Butler. First name Dmitri.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:40:52 2015 No.14034615 All this rape-or-be-raped shit could be easily avoided, yet everyone's at the tip of their toes with it. Both monsters and us are rational beings, you know. Y'all gotta sort that shit out and chill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:41:24 2015 No.14034617 >>14034614 His name was Domovoi, not Dmitri

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:41:31 2015 No.14034618 >>14034611 >The only bits of Artemis Fowl I remember are Holly being goddamn hot More sexy police fairies in skin-tight battle suits, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:41:38 2015 No.14034619 >>14034611 So you read the first book only?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:42:15 2015 No.14034622 >>14034615 >monsters >rational beings Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:42:37 2015 No.14034624 >>14034611 Then there was that crazy Opal fairy that gave Artemis' mom time travel cancer or some shit that could only be cured by lemur brain juice.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:42:41 2015 No.14034625
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>>14034579
>>14034577
>>14034568
Yes. The way she trembles as you part her legs. The small whimpers as you line yourself with her entrance. The whispered no's as you grab her by the hair and pin her down. The begging, as she feels you get bigger inside her and pour your seed inside. The vacsnt stare as you rape her all though the night, semen pooling beneath her thighs. The doubt, thinking of leaving you, but thinking of her child and what will happen to them if she goes alone while she's so vulnerable. The hormone attacks while she swells up, hating herself for needing you, yielding her body to you.

I AM ROCK HARD!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:43:05 2015 No.14034628 >>14034617 >Domovoi How fitting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:43:07 2015 No.14034630 >>14034609 Anti-monster agenda? There's a lot of sick bastards out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:43:49 2015 No.14034632 >>14034603 >>14034610 Fucking this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:44:06 2015 No.14034633 >>14034625 Superior taste.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:44:43 2015 No.14034636

>>14034619
Possibly. It really was quite a long time ago.
I do remember the Alex Rider books quite a bit better, though.
And that one book series (which isn't Animorphs) about a kid who could shapeshift into animals, and went on adventures with his superpowered friends.

But to get back on topic, I'm seconding >>14034618. More skintight clothed fairies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:45:23 2015 No.14034638 >>14034615 >saying this in the thread that runs on rape Cuckposter seems brighter than you at this moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:45:24 2015 No.14034639 >>14034622 I pick both

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:45:39 2015 No.14034640

>>14034611
There was also a bro-tier centaur hacker and tech expert, and a sociopathic, loli-only-in-appearance evil genius pixie who managed to do...
>>14034624
...that.
>>14034636
Alex Rider kicked ass. Last year they released a prequel about the Russian bishie assassin's training.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:45:57 2015 No.14034642 >>14034615 Rape or be raped, Anon. The Demon Lord taught me that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:46:24 2015 No.14034643 >>14034639 Please remove yourself from the gene-pool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:47:18 2015 No.14034645 >>14034642 Romance is a myth. True rabu is a joke. We're all controlled by something greater, mamono mana, and the need to breed, the DNA of the dick and pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:48:39 2015 No.14034649 >>14034618 That reminds me, can we bring back the Dirty Hairy Fairy idea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:49:04 2015 No.14034650 >>14034625 Nigger tier

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:50:48 2015 No.14034658 >>14034650 >implying they make kids and they're not all accidents >implying they stay to raise them >implying your /pol/shit applies here

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:51:16 2015 No.14034660 >>14034643 Might as well fuck an animal if you only want something that looks human but acts on instincts. No difference.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:52:08 2015 No.14034664 >>14034660 Anon, that's what monsters are, don't you get it? Or are you pretending?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:52:12 2015 No.14034665 File: 596 KB, 742x1050, Rulers of the Sands.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would you raid a tomb for any of these girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:52:53 2015 No.14034666 >>14034665 What kind of tomb is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:53:00 2015 No.14034667 >>14034640 So when are we getting monstergirl versions of those characters? And I'm not saying Rule 63, I'm saying monstergirls with their personalities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:53:11 2015 No.14034668 >>14034664 >Monstergirls are just animals that run on instinct, but look more human So we're not much better than furries?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:53:13 2015 No.14034669 >>14034658 >implying /pol/ isn't always right I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:53:26 2015 No.14034671 >>14034665 Yeah, those mummies. Maybe a couple of Khepri's too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:53:26 2015 No.14034672 >>14034665 Not Anubis. Or girtablilu cause sadism a shit. Had you going.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:53:34 2015 No.14034673 >>14034665 I want to worship that Anubis with my everything. While feeling what it's like to stick my feet in that Khepri's DE-Ball.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:53:36 2015 No.14034674 File: 211 KB, 908x1000, 1396393264157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034665 No because the good desert girl isn't there

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:53:42 2015 No.14034676 >>14034665 As long as it's not the Tomb of Horrors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:54:16 2015 No.14034677 >>14034668 >look more human >furries Nice try.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:54:27 2015 No.14034678 >>14034669 >anyone being always right

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:54:34 2015 No.14034680 >>14034666 the fun kind, full of traps and shiny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:54:39 2015 No.14034681 >>14034664 We are also animals

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:54:50 2015 No.14034682 >>14034609 Niggers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:54:51 2015 No.14034683 >>14034665 Hell no, I'll get a better waifu that's closer to home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:55:22 2015 No.14034685 >>14034678 >implying entropy doesn't always win in the end

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:55:28 2015 No.14034686 >>14034677 I said "not much better than furries", not "we're furries", dumbass. Your reading comprehension is shit.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:56:02 2015 No.14034689

>>14034665
>You'll never be captured by Mummies while raiding a tomb and be brought before the Pharaoh's court.
>You'll never be found guilty of crimes against the Pharaoh and sentenced to pleasuring the entire court for the rest of your life.
>The Pharaoh will never use her Demonic Energy to give you a lifespan as long as her, effectively making you immortal.

I don't know if I should be sad, or glad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:56:03 2015 No.14034690 >>14034665 I'd just take in a poor little Kobold with nowhere to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:56:24 2015 No.14034692 >>14034681 Says you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:56:37 2015 No.14034693 >>14034665 That pharaoh and anubis. Inside the sandworm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:56:46 2015 No.14034695 >>14034673 Might as well get a human woman while you're at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:57:14 2015 No.14034696 >>14034665 I'm too busy at the Temple of Hathor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:57:55 2015 No.14034698 >>14034686 No, I got your implication, and I refuse it. Try a different bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:58:22 2015 No.14034700 >>14034696 >Temple of Hathor Fancy euphemism for "barn."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:58:31 2015 No.14034701 >>14034685 Mamono Mana.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:58:45 2015 No.14034702 >>14034622 Yes they are rational, at least some of them. Do you even know what rational means.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:59:08 2015 No.14034704 >>14034700 Sabbath, pls go. Lolis are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:59:41 2015 No.14034705 >>14034698 >bait You're the one saying monstergirls don't have conscience and reasoning, effectively calling them instinct drive-creatures. Try fucking off back to school and coming back later, kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:59:48 2015 No.14034706 >>14034701 ...is dumb and makes no sense. Next.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:00:27 2015 No.14034709 >>14034702 >entire reason for being is rape a guy and get pregnant and fuck You call that treason? Don't breed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:00:29 2015 No.14034710 File: 2.00 MB, 1200x1600, 878d7cf76a0230a28cdfa3fb794a9c01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034603 I prefer consenting sex between two willing people while holding hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:00:46 2015 No.14034711 >>14034704 Are you an RPing faggot or just retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:00:54 2015 No.14034712 >>14034665 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:00:58 2015 No.14034713 >>14034705 >kid Damn, hope you don't teleport behind me and slice me up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:01:58 2015 No.14034719 >>14034713 I am shadow, the true self.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:02:11 2015 No.14034720 >>14034709 That's the entire reason for every living being, monster or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:02:11 2015 No.14034721 >>14034710 Begone, deviant.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:03:00 2015 No.14034724

>>14034706
To you.

>>14034705
>effectively calling them instinct drive-creatures.
Are you serious?

>And more than anything, in general, all “monsters” are lustful, and instinctual. They are devoted to pleasure and desire, and they always want to have sex with men badly. Due to these goals, they coercively have sex with human men, and attack them in order to rape them.

>Though its form has changed, the urge to assault men is a deeply ingrained instinct that is a remnant of the age of the former demon lord. To have sex with human men is one of the most deeply rooted fundamental desires that monsters have. The urge for sex arises from two strong desires, “lust”, the desire to seek pleasure from sex, and “appetite”, the desire to seek sweet spirit energy, so they can never resist it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:06:32 2015 No.14034733 >>14034615 >implying monsters are rational beings >implying humans are rational beings

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:06:51 2015 No.14034734

>>14034720
No no no. All humans can breed, but they don' all do, whether by choice or circumstance.. Because we have reason and choice. In the era of the former demon lords, monster killed and ate humans as commanded by the chief god. Now they rape thanks to the demon lord and the remaining controls of the chief god. They have no free will and live on instinct, unlike humans.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:06:57 2015 No.14034735
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>>14034724
>Letting KC dictate what you can't and can't do
>again

Fine, let's play your little game. Remember when KC said monstergirls have different likes and dislikes, personalities and behaviors beyond just fucking men all the time? I sure as hell do.

Just because they fuck alot, doesn't mean it's the absolute only thing they'll feel compelled to do in their lives. Try again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:07:46 2015 No.14034737 File: 45 KB, 880x447, DendaraComplexTempleOfHathor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034700 Be you're waifu doesn't have a temple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:07:57 2015 No.14034738 >>14034735 >letting the author dictate how his setting works I know, how crazy is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:08:22 2015 No.14034739 >>14034701 Fuck that. Literally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:08:42 2015 No.14034740 >>14034737 I don't want to be my waifu.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Tue Sep 1 17:09:06 2015 No.14034742

>>14032285
I don't know. Maybe it's habit? It's just something that I started doing, and I do it.

>>14032388
Lots and lots. They're way larger than humans, and their means of locomotion involves filling their legs with blood. So there's maybe three times the amount in a normal human, and it's kept at a higher pressure.

>>14033200
>>14034269
It takes more than sleep deprivation to kill a writefag. We're like cockroaches. The first sapient race to repopulate the earth after the nuclear winter will wonder over voynich manuscript-esque parchments that, unknown to them, will just be stories of stuttering moeblobs fucking lonely nerds.

>>14034349
The one thing we know for sure is that she definitely doesn't want to see criminals slaughtered en masse.

Whether she's one of the old guard traditionalists who thinks that men are infinitely happier as husbands and should freely submit to the first mamono to jump them is as of yet unrevealed. Remember, though, that even if we assume that she isn't she would still have an unconscious bias toward the idea. For mamono, sex is the Good End of the story, and that colors their perceptions. Either way, Victor is something of a horrifying figure to her. A perversion of justice and nature, both.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:09:36 2015 No.14034743

>>14034720
If you wanna be nature's bitch, maybe.

Mr. Black Science Man said you make the meaning of your own life, so if you wanna waste the short time you have doing nothing but procreating and disregard things like making good memories with your family, go ahead then.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:10:30 2015 No.14034745

>>14034735
>doesn't mean it's the absolute thing they feel compelled to do

>>14034724
Ahem

>Most monsters prioritize their own pleasure and desire. They're hedonists who hate it when morals and ethics, etc. get in the way of pleasure. Also, the strongest desire of all monsters is to have sex with men and obtain spirit energy. Their values and behavioral principles are based on that. Their thoughts and actions are in line with that, and when monsters have conversations, etc. the topics are often mainly focused around capturing and having sex with human men.

>Basically, monsters that don't have a human man will think firstly about attacking and obtaining a man.

>Monsters that have obtained a human man think firstly about having sex and act accordingly. For monsters it is common sense to prioritize having sex with the man they love more than anything else. As for their thoughts and actions, they're mainly focused around getting off harder with their man, and having more sex more intensely and frequently. Monsters that have obtained husbands are even more remarkable. Almost all of their thoughts and actions are focused around their husband, or having sex with their husband. Of course having sex with their husband is their highest priority. Food and outfits, etc all start to be chosen based on reasons like “pleasing their husband more” or “making their husband even more aroused,“ etc. Monsters are already lascivious from the beginning, but the more sex they have with men, the more their values and behavioral principles become tainted by it.

And now I have to go, talk to you later dimwit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:10:46 2015 No.14034747 >>14034710 Do dragon-type and lizard-type monstergirls have softer skin on the insides of their palms?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:10:47 2015 No.14034748 I remember the image that got me into monstergirls (without counting things from childhood like Disney movies and such) http://i.imgur.com/Pb7JdHV.jpg Can you remember yours?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:12:05 2015 No.14034753 >>14034738 Hey Anon, check it out: KC is okay with people deviating from his canon too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:12:07 2015 No.14034754 >>14034740 >He doesn't want to swap consciousnesses with his waifu, so she can experience his body while he experiences hers Casual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:12:41 2015 No.14034756 >>14034747 I think so. Doesn't the inside of their claws have a slightly different color?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:12:46 2015 No.14034757 >>14034748 Not counting childhood stuff like digimon it was crabman's EMG porn prototype, the Lamia one specifically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:13:47 2015 No.14034760 File: 182 KB, 528x600, 198_doragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034748

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:13:51 2015 No.14034761 >>14034753 Hey, guess what: If you run out of the stadium, you can still play, but the points don't count no more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:15:40 2015 No.14034766 >>14034711 No, I'm just saying that the people who complain about Hathor stuff the most are Sabbathfags.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:17:45 2015 No.14034773

>>14034748
Not counting childhood stuff like Digimon, I'm...not really sure.

>>14034760
I remember at least that it was this that directed me towards MG-Communities, but what actually got me into the fetish itself...I think it was an MGE profile...I think either the Re-made Alraune, or maybe the Nereid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:18:01 2015 No.14034774 ive been gone a few days, did i miss anything new?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:18:08 2015 No.14034775 >>14034745 Again. >Letting KC dictate what you can't and can't do Now run. I'm tired of your face, shitstick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:18:30 2015 No.14034776 >>14034748 Actually I do remember. It was that Pretty Lamia comic. Someone dumped it in an /x/ thread that I was reading on 4chanarchive RIP

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:19:39 2015 No.14034778 >>14034760 Still the best waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:20:06 2015 No.14034780 >>14034774 Only sadness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:21:22 2015 No.14034786 >>14034778 >cheater >waifu Hah, nah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:22:23 2015 No.14034791 >>14034778 Anubis please

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:22:27 2015 No.14034792 >>14034778 She needs bigger wings, for better wing hugs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:22:59 2015 No.14034794 >>14034778 I dunno. A green dragon. Bronze or Brass are pretty swag, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:23:17 2015 No.14034795 >>14034786 >>14034791 Didn't think I would get two, I was counting on one. Cry more, she's still the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:23:19 2015 No.14034796 >>14034786 >>14034791 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:23:31 2015 No.14034797 >>14034748 I was actually introduced to MGs by a song. It was Touch Fluffy Tail by Ken Ashcorp, which lead me to MGQ, which lead me to looking for more content and eventually ending up here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:24:04 2015 No.14034799 File: 1.20 MB, 1280x720, varying levels of disgust.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034786 enough of your fucking meme you cunt I'm gettig sick of your bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:24:23 2015 No.14034800 >>14034794 Green is still my favorite, but to each their own.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:24:42 2015 No.14034801 File: 160 KB, 1200x1214, 859f18a4570e10282a023100ff2a4c66.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be hunted down and husbando'd by an apex predator Why live

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:25:16 2015 No.14034806 File: 975 KB, 1250x1500, 1417828782710.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034760 >>14034778 I'm sorry, I thought I ordered the superior Dragon girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:25:50 2015 No.14034808 >>14034799 I want to fuck a harem of Kunoichi's dressed as Senran Kagura characters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:25:51 2015 No.14034809 >>14034794 What about Silver Dragons? >Enjoys the company of humans >Loyal friends >Love tasting new things If it weren't for their love of living in high mountains, they'd be the perfect traveling companions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:26:11 2015 No.14034810 >>14034792 I think these will do. Making them bigger doesn't actually get you that much more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:26:15 2015 No.14034811 >>14034801 She'd turn face sitting into full body sitting. I'm not exactly sure if I should be afraid or aroused.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:27:16 2015 No.14034815 >>14034806 I'd call you a faggot, but she is in my top 5. Carry on, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:28:04 2015 No.14034819 File: 118 KB, 1024x1024, 1bb44ead60a08b20f2dd536429dec134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034811 >I'm not exactly sure if I should be afraid or aroused Why not both? Fearboners are best boners

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:29:59 2015 No.14034826 >>14034801 >>14034819 Definitely rather T-rex. Protective and territorial girls too good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:30:30 2015 No.14034827 >>14034809 Had to make a choice. That said, I was surprised with what I learned about the dragons, especially Silver. Easily top tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:30:36 2015 No.14034828 >>14034819 Do you think T-rex MGs are sad because their arms are to short to hug their husbands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:31:50 2015 No.14034833 File: 2.25 MB, 1200x1500, 1436305464650.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034815 You carry on too my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:31:54 2015 No.14034836 >>14034252 No, Merrow blood becomes an aphrodisiac if left too long. It otherwise will increase lifespan if fresh. >>14034234 Lamentation Mushrooms will always be an option if nothing works anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:32:52 2015 No.14034838 >>14034828 Oh but with her size she can hug you. Tightly. Against her breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:35:16 2015 No.14034845 >>14034810 Well, how about making her wings fluffy on top of leathery? Or even feathery? I'll find a way to alter her proportions and/or splice her with another monstergirl yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:36:57 2015 No.14034849 >>14034845 >fluffy/feathery I mean, if that's your thing, go for it. I think it's fine the way it is.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:37:21 2015 No.14034850

>>14034838
I can imagine it now. A T-rex walking around with her tiny arms wrapped around her breasts, and all you see of her husband is his head poking out of her cleavage with a lewd smile plastered on his face. Between this and the ogre discussion earlier, today is a good day for lovers of big girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:42:17 2015 No.14034861 >>14034838 >>14034850 >Therizinosaurus-chan is scared she might hurt her husband if she hugs him

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:43:12 2015 No.14034867 >>14034850 We really need more pics of big girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:43:55 2015 No.14034872 >>14034867 For you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:44:27 2015 No.14034876 >>14034836 >Lamentation Mushrooms I'm pretty sure they only work with undead mgs, since you need undead mamono mana

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:45:10 2015 No.14034879 >>14034872 For everyone

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:45:26 2015 No.14034880 >>14034876 I'd assume that you would have a waifu who is willing to go undead with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:45:37 2015 No.14034881 File: 85 KB, 852x800, 1420079311857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034665 I'd raid Anubis' tomb

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:45:43 2015 No.14034882 >>14034872 For all of us, really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:46:41 2015 No.14034886 >>14034881 >that necktie How did I never notice that? That's adorable. And hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:47:29 2015 No.14034889 >>14034881 Good luck getting past the dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:47:50 2015 No.14034892 >>14034880 >Undead Kikimora >She doesn't need to sleep >She doesn't need to eat >She doesn't need to rest >She doesn't need bathroom breaks >She just cleans >Forever

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:47:56 2015 No.14034894 >>14034808 I too share this dream. All does tits and asses

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:48:13 2015 No.14034896 >>14034886 It really is. Probably made with some high-quality lapis dyes too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:49:57 2015 No.14034902 So we're less than 24 hours away from a new girl if KC stays on his recent schedule, place your bets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:50:55 2015 No.14034903 >>14034902 Samsquanch girl

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:51:10 2015 No.14034904

>>14034892
You are forgetting something anon. Undead Kiki's are high maintenance. They need constant charging and headpatting just won't do.

You would have to cuddle your undead Kiki multiple times a day, in addition to expensive headpats with extra nuzzling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:51:52 2015 No.14034907 >>14034902 Im going to say a beast type. Probably a sub girl since the Demon was more dommy than anything.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:51:58 2015 No.14034909

>>14034886
Wanna slurp at that Desert Oasis so much those exclamation marks turn into hearts.

>>14034886
I can imagine an anubis in a modern day setting coming into an utterly normal human boardroom meeting dressed like that. Everyone else is dressed in suits, and here she is, almost naked save for 3/4ths of a tube top, a thong, and those pants.
Everyone gasps at her is shock and outrage, but the moment they see the tie, they all calm down, realising that she's dressed in completely appropriate formal wear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:52:01 2015 No.14034910 File: 518 KB, 800x1000, 1430063050297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034902 CU SITH I CHANNEL MY POWER TO YOU

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:53:08 2015 No.14034914 >>14034904 >You would have to cuddle your undead Kiki multiple times a day Won't just sleeping (and I mean literally, like spooning, not fucking) with her that'd take up a minimum of 8 hours do the trick, though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:54:25 2015 No.14034917 >>14034902 I'm still betting on an Undead!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:54:26 2015 No.14034918 >>14034902 I'm hoping for another mist continent mg, they've been some of my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:54:58 2015 No.14034919 >>14034904 I'll give her a daki wrapped in a heated blanket and tell her to knock herself out

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:55:08 2015 No.14034921 >>14034910 I kind of like how the artist actually went and made it like a cat's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:55:32 2015 No.14034922 >>14034914 >sleeping with her for 8 hours Anon if just a few minutes of headpatting can fully charge a regular kiki imagine how overcharged a zombie kiki will get form 8 continuous hours of cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:55:36 2015 No.14034924 >>14034917 No, you're wishing for an undead. It won't be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:56:06 2015 No.14034925 >Z-Ton's getting a tank' Neato. http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/bok/pagekit/0000/00/06/000000064708/index.html?right=1 I wonder if it'll have fucked-up-horse-insanity, and NTR Ninja Slut Bats?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:56:54 2015 No.14034927
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>>14034665
>You will never open the Pharaoh's sarcophagus and find her inside
>She will never let out a terrifying yawn that leaves you frozen in terror
>Long enough for her to embrace straddle her leg around your hip to pull you in to her sarcophagus with her, shutting it tight with you inside
>And you were never heard from again
>Actually, for a few days, after which you smell of sex and egyptian chamomile

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:57:02 2015 No.14034928 >>14034902 Another monster in the extreme faction to go with demon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:57:24 2015 No.14034930 >>14034921 Yes, his boundless fascination with animal penises doubtlessly helped him there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:57:54 2015 No.14034931 >>14034921 If there's one thing .less is intimately familar with, it's animal genitalia. He makes Plague of Gripes look like Mr Rogers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:58:04 2015 No.14034933 >>14034922 She'll go from Romano-style shambler to World War Z-style sprinting zombie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:58:05 2015 No.14034934 File: 63 KB, 428x600, IDon'tEvenKnowWhatThisIs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Filename Anybody?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:58:10 2015 No.14034935 >>14034902 Some new sort of avian

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:58:10 2015 No.14034936 >>14034925 Every thing I think is supposed to be a picture has 18 and some red chicken scratch instead of the actual picture. Guess I clicked the wrong hieroglyphic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:58:27 2015 No.14034937 >>14034904 Then I guess she'll just have to cuddle with me when I go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:58:35 2015 No.14034938 >>14034665 >>14034927 The Pharaoh has nice feet. Those alone make me question whether to side with Apophis or Pharaoh. It's a hard decision.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:58:50 2015 No.14034939 >>14034928 Don't Devils already make for a good counterpart in multiple regard for demons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 17:59:59 2015 No.14034945 >>14034902 Dracolich.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:00:15 2015 No.14034946 >>14034934 Yeti from a doujin.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:00:32 2015 No.14034948

>>14034922
>Overcharged kiki
>Would probably pull a Dwarf Fortress record keeper where she works so much she transcends space and time and cleans everything in the past, present, and future even when she's not working
>Along with the alternate universes where she's not overcharged

>Either that or she starts a purification by fire procedure to clean everything down to the smallest molecule

>Eventually there'll be a time when she runs out of things to clean yet still remain overchanged
Be afraid

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:01:49 2015 No.14034954 >>14034938 Agreed. It is a hard decision. Not that the decision would be mine to make, since I don't think I'm good enough for a Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:03:04 2015 No.14034959 I want to date a dixie Lamia girl and help her hang up a confederate flag! I then want to see her come out in a short jean skirt and a confederate style top, and make out on our dukes-of-hazard replica car!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:03:31 2015 No.14034960 >>14034938 I think the pharaoh outright turned me into a footfag. Her potential for stuff like that, massages, and her regal elegance in general really get me in the right places.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:04:56 2015 No.14034965
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>>14034919
The can only get the energy and love she needs to function from her Master anon.

>>14034937
>>14034914
Unfortunately spooning with your undead Kiki during the night is already accounted for. Active charging is far more effective than passive charging.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:05:49 2015 No.14034971 >>14034939 They do but most important factions have more than 2 girls. With the two obvious ones out of the way I'm interested to see what KC could do with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:05:58 2015 No.14034973 >>14034902 Something in the direction of the deep ones. We've already had Shoggoths, it would make sense to see more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:05:59 2015 No.14034974 >>14034808 This is something i can get behind

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:07:10 2015 No.14034977

>>14034965
>Unfortunately spooning with your undead Kiki during the night is already accounted for.

but what if one sunday while being a lazy fuck (after making certain there's nothing to do otherwise the kiki would just kick me out of bed) we just cuddle in bed for hours? Would that still count as passive?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:07:18 2015 No.14034980 File: 1.68 MB, 1500x1300, 1426463973725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you finish your class project extra fast so you could brush your kitsune teacher's tails? They're extra sensitive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:08:13 2015 No.14034984 >>14034934 Yeti from his stuff in the 21th issue of COMIC Anthurium.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:09:18 2015 No.14034989 >>14034980 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:09:25 2015 No.14034990 >>14034984 >>14034946 But didn't the yeti and daughteru have antlers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:10:06 2015 No.14034995 >>14034965 What if I gave her headpats and stroked her hair while cuddlefucking her?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:10:10 2015 No.14034996

>>14034980
She's flat as a board.

I like flat girls for some reasons. I like my girls with either massive breasts or completely flat, but not inbetween. Am I the only one like this?

And yes, as long as my flat Kitsune teacher promised to step on me and dom me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:10:19 2015 No.14034997 >>14034980 Is she curvy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:10:50 2015 No.14035000 >>14034990 Different doujin and take on the same subject, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:11:00 2015 No.14035001 >>14034980 Yes. But what does she teach?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:11:17 2015 No.14035002

>You enter a contract with a demon
>prepare for rape train
>it never comes
>she just hangs around, often in skimpy clothing and teases you
>at most she'll order you to do lewd things, like grope her
>"Remember anon, you can end this frustration with a single order"
Sound like it could be a good story?

>>	PantyQuest Tue Sep 1 18:12:10 2015 No.14035004 File: 33 KB, 284x432, 1972349723423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry. Bee happy. Honey Bee added, page 69. http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:12:22 2015 No.14035007 >>14035002 >Demon baiting her Husbando into assaulting her first Do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:12:36 2015 No.14035008 >>14034902 I'd rather have an update on some old girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:12:38 2015 No.14035010 >>14035002 I wouldn't last a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:14:12 2015 No.14035016 >>14035002 >Sound like it could be a good story? Yes, monster girls that manipulate the guy into making a move on her are great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:14:27 2015 No.14035017 >>14035004 >Panties soaked in "Honey" Good stuff.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:15:10 2015 No.14035019

>>14034977
You would actively be cuddling and nuzzling with your Kiki yes. However please be aware that you have to stay awake for optimal charging rates.

The more awake and active you are, the more charge your Kiki receives from the same amount of cuddling.

>>14034995
Intercourse with your Kiki maid provides the ultimate charge rates possible and gaurantees an active and dutyfull made.

Repeatedly charging this way will also result in little Kiki maids running around the house trying out their first brooms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:15:14 2015 No.14035020 >>14035004 The Tanuki landlord wants her rent. She hired an Oni to make a dent. But don't worry. Be happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:15:32 2015 No.14035022 >>14035002 I don't see it, unless there's some perceived downside to consumating the contract from his point of view. Even if it is a downside that only he sees, and is resolved at the end of the story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:16:16 2015 No.14035026 >>14035004 Did those like, two screens of a supposed mge game ever amount to anything or was that just some dude making things up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:17:09 2015 No.14035029 >>14035004 How big is this campus? It must be huge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:17:42 2015 No.14035031 >>14035004 Where did KC post these updated arts? Is there any compilation of them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:18:07 2015 No.14035034 >>14034990 That took way longer than expected. Not translated yet, but here you go. http://exhentai.org/g/791989/98b8889c93/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:18:16 2015 No.14035035 >>14034625 what is this from? the usual routes come up with nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:18:20 2015 No.14035037 >>14035002 Didn't Seafoam do this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:18:53 2015 No.14035040 >>14035029 A single pair of Human dorms in a sea of Monster Girl dorms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:19:49 2015 No.14035043 File: 569 KB, 896x909, setsubun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035020 >She hired an Oni to make a dent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:20:09 2015 No.14035046 >>14035026 They were just mock-ups that KC did. He's said he'll start working on a game in earnest after MGE-2 comes out, which is looking to be this Christmas. >>14035031 Twitter and iunno. >>14035034 Oh right, that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:20:50 2015 No.14035049 >>14034794 gold all the way, baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:21:00 2015 No.14035050 >>14035043 Don't worry Be happy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:21:01 2015 No.14035051 >>14035040 Exactly. Looking at all these dorms that have at least a few girls on them, it must be a massive school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:21:35 2015 No.14035053 >>14035043 Stop bullying the Onis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:22:18 2015 No.14035057 >>14035004 You're alive! Glorious day! I missed you. No homo. Honeybees seem like a sweet raid to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:22:47 2015 No.14035059 >>14034948 >Be afraid For my pelvis maybe, but I don't care about that bastard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:23:19 2015 No.14035063 >>14035050 I refuse to be happy, you can't make me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:23:42 2015 No.14035065 File: 461 KB, 588x1000, 145378544534534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034794 Red Dragon with hips that could kill and a temper that can ignite with a spark.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:24:04 2015 No.14035066 >>14034902 Something in the radical faction to build off of demon and devil

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:25:16 2015 No.14035069 >>14035001 Geology. >>14034997 She's got some nice cleavage, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:27:49 2015 No.14035079 >>14035004 I really love these. Thanks. Now stop every so often.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:27:57 2015 No.14035080 File: 116 KB, 266x345, now you'll always be happy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035063 isn't the whole of mge a Getting Smilies Painted on Your Soul kind of situation?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:30:14 2015 No.14035086 >>14035069 She's well suited to demonstrate plateaus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:30:28 2015 No.14035087 >>14035057 I missed him all homo! I want to alp and have him steal my panties!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:31:25 2015 No.14035091 >>14035004 I really love these. Thanks. Now stop dying every few entries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:32:50 2015 No.14035096 >>14035086 Is this where we pass around notes with a crude stick figure of our Kitsune teacher, with the message 'Flat Fox' pointing to it with an arrow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:34:28 2015 No.14035100 >>14034794 What about adamantite dragons like the one Hyphen did?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:34:38 2015 No.14035101 >>14035087 Sometimes I can't tell if people are joking or legitemately serious in this place anymore. I hope you're joking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:35:18 2015 No.14035104 >>14035096 What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:35:26 2015 No.14035105 I wanna give a Wurm a deep tissue massage!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:35:44 2015 No.14035108 >>14035091 Demon was added a few days ago, it's in there somewhere too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:36:25 2015 No.14035110 >>14035096 If you get caught, she'd probably hold you after class and smother you in her breasts for an hour or so. I'm in!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:37:06 2015 No.14035113 >>14035101 I'm completely dead serious, I want to be bent over a counter and have someone ram their cock into my tight pussy and tug my tail hard, making me scream with pleasure! I mean shit, I thought it was fucking obvious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:37:11 2015 No.14035115 >>14035105 That sounds nice. You should write it. Even if there's no set up, because I would read that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:38:27 2015 No.14035120 >>14035110 Her what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:39:05 2015 No.14035124 >>14035113 This place is slowly crumbling, I'd tell you not to make it worse but I just don't care anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:40:11 2015 No.14035128 >>14035113 I won't judge you. Slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:40:27 2015 No.14035129 >>14035113 Shoo Alp! Shoo!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:42:09 2015 No.14035133 >>14035120 Her breasts, or at least that's what she calls it. In reality she's forcing you to rub your face on her chest and grope her washboard of a chest until you apologize and tell her how big her chest really is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:44:20 2015 No.14035144 >>14035133 I tell her that her chest is flat, delicious, and that having it rubbed against my face is a wonderful experience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:47:06 2015 No.14035148 >>14035133 I apologize and tell her that I'm sorry, that I'm a bad boy who needs to be punished by her strong, fluffy tails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:48:04 2015 No.14035155 >>14035115 >>14035105 >Deep tissue massage If they are threadcannon strong and KC size and shaped, they are gonna have muscles that are dense like steel. Good luck massaging that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:48:36 2015 No.14035157 >>14035133 But that's a flat out lie. You should level with her instead of trying to smooth talk your way out of it, especially when it's such a minuscule thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:50:44 2015 No.14035164 >>14035155 All it'll take is a massage befitting of a wurm. One so intense it'll turn lesser beings into fleshy slime-girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:52:27 2015 No.14035171 File: 1.18 MB, 1127x1600, 1439164412383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034665 >tfw a Pharaoh will never give you a titfuck with her clothed underboob

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:54:08 2015 No.14035177 >>14035171 Why live?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:55:51 2015 No.14035184 >>14035171 that eye though

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:56:39 2015 No.14035188 >>14035171 >Clothed Underboob Paizuri MAH NIGGA.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:58:43 2015 No.14035194 File: 588 KB, 997x2000, 603483b0ec927164ccc035067141e638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Foxes are ________

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 18:59:01 2015 No.14035195 File: 223 KB, 1200x758, 49983037_p0_master1200c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14034997 I literally have no idea who this bitch is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:00:31 2015 No.14035200 >>14035194 Pretty ok.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:00:33 2015 No.14035201 >>14035194 Decent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:01:18 2015 No.14035205 >>14035194 Foxes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:01:41 2015 No.14035207 File: 828 KB, 1024x691, 235c9dca60e05449b5231163ec7b441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035188 You are my best friend now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:01:52 2015 No.14035208 >>14035194 Well fed, apparently.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:02:10 2015 No.14035209
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So, continuing from last thread's story of Tiny Heroes Doing Tiny Things, we got this shit now! Feedback's always appreciated so do that if you think I suck super bad.

http://pastebin.com/Lc0tqTkQ

Not much else happens in this one, but hopefully it's gonna be the last of the 'slow burn' chapters. Hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:02:23 2015 No.14035210 >>14035129 When has that ever shooed alps away, really now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:02:34 2015 No.14035211 >>14035194 Better with a high fluff:body ratio

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:02:57 2015 No.14035212 File: 293 KB, 1300x1576, 231a6dcf0b7b5eee03c903235e7f0aeb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035194 Best as yanderes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:03:15 2015 No.14035214 File: 1.24 MB, 880x776, Cheeky Monkey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035207 >Next year is year of the Monkey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:03:56 2015 No.14035218 >>14035212 >Kitsunes as yanderes Okay, which one of you faggots started this new shit taste trend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:04:24 2015 No.14035222 >>14035164 Sure, I'll give her a massage with a hydraulic press

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:05:34 2015 No.14035230 >>14035194 Healthy. >>14035195 Who is she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:05:36 2015 No.14035231 >>14035218 I did. I also popularized everything you hate. It was me, Anon. It was me all along.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:05:39 2015 No.14035232 >>14035218 >trend No? I just want to see more scenarios with yandere Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:06:21 2015 No.14035238 >>14035231 Can confirm, I'm anon's immediate family. Even I bought it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:06:41 2015 No.14035239 >>14035210 Alps are not particularly brave creatures, maybe it will work this time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:06:42 2015 No.14035240 >>14035230 >Who is she? Do you think I know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:06:51 2015 No.14035242 >>14035214 I want to spank the monkey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:07:07 2015 No.14035243 >>14035240 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:07:08 2015 No.14035244 >>14035218 Yandere kitsunes sounds good

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:07:53 2015 No.14035246 >>14035239 What if it's a Dire Alp though?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:08:12 2015 No.14035249 File: 491 KB, 971x1359, 1428191745157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035214 I might as well prepare a Monkeygirl folder ahead of time in that regard. That's what I did for Sheepgirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:09:04 2015 No.14035251 File: 373 KB, 936x680, IT WAS ME.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035231

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:09:15 2015 No.14035252 >>14035243 No sir, I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:10:05 2015 No.14035255 >>14035194 For vanilla romance and dressing up in cute shrine maiden outfits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:10:26 2015 No.14035257 >>14035249 I want to motorboat that sheep girl.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:11:04 2015 No.14035260

>>14035004
>It's worth noting that there will always be a Queen Bee, who will reign in the hive until she graduates. Once there is no queen, a particular Honey Bee student will start to grow heavier breasts, wider thighs, and a cute fluffy mane around their necks, they're about 6 feet in height with extremely curvaceous bodies.
Mmm, baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:11:08 2015 No.14035262 >>14035246 Straighten yourself and shoo it with a stern, disapproving expression. This is like, MGC survival 101.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:12:18 2015 No.14035265 How many MGE monster girls are there at the moment?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:13:07 2015 No.14035268 >>14035244 >>14035232 You people are the biggest faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:13:17 2015 No.14035270 >>14035265 150+ i think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:13:20 2015 No.14035271 >>14035265 169

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:14:11 2015 No.14035276 >>14035270 Gotta catch 'em all!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:14:23 2015 No.14035278 >>14035268 I think I know who you are. Just do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:14:42 2015 No.14035280 File: 339 KB, 848x1200, 562f3dc0a0d03a4e04e0f2d938fb4a0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need more monster girls in modern clothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:14:49 2015 No.14035281 >>14035271 ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:14:50 2015 No.14035282 >>14035271 >69 Heehee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:18:46 2015 No.14035293 >>14035265 >>14035270 >>14035271 >>14035281 >>14035282 Wrong, 171.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:18:54 2015 No.14035294 >>14035255 >For vanilla romance Agreed It still counts as vanilla if she's either a lot younger than the guy or a four-digit christmas cake, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:19:00 2015 No.14035295 >>14035271 >Demon is the 169th girl KC you clever bastard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:19:54 2015 No.14035300 >>14035293 Cait Sith and Alp don't count.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:21:09 2015 No.14035303 >>14035300 Yes they do, and I want to cuddle and love a Cait Sith and Alp just to spite you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:21:10 2015 No.14035304 >>14035255 >vanilla romance what if i need some chocolate pocket romance?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:22:08 2015 No.14035306 >>14035294 Age doesn't have anything to do with vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:22:10 2015 No.14035307 >>14035278 I'm not who you think I am and even if I was I wouldn't do it because yandere is shit and you're shit and your mother's shit.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:23:10 2015 No.14035310
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REMOVE SUMMER remove summer
you are worst season. you are the summer idiot you are the sweat smell. return to texas. to our texas cousins you may come to canada. you may live in the zoo

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:26:24 2015 No.14035321 >>14035310 For the love of the Chief God, give that Yeti some English lessons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:26:36 2015 No.14035322 >>14035310 One of those MGs makes it super cold to make men come to their cabin, the other protects men from the cold. They are mortal enemies. You idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:26:41 2015 No.14035323 >>14035310 Buzz off, it isn't even Winter's turn yet. Also, both seasons are great in their own ways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:28:41 2015 No.14035330 File: 250 KB, 650x488, 1431812783979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035322 They work together, Yuki-onna makes a blizzard for man to get lost in, Yeti finds cold man and takes him back to Yuki-onna's cabin

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:29:12 2015 No.14035333 >>14035294 Sure. Then there's even more potential for one half to act all protective and wise towards the other, while the younger one brings a new lease on life to the other. And either way, you get a ton of cuddles out of it, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:31:50 2015 No.14035340 >>14035323 It's winter in the southern hemisphere, soon the Yukis will run wild over the north in a few months

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:31:52 2015 No.14035341 >>14035321 She's spent her whole life outside of childhood living in the mountains. Cut her some slack. Then offer to be her teacher.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:32:33 2015 No.14035343 >>14035340 >southern hemisphere Yeah but it's summer in the important part of the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:34:12 2015 No.14035352 File: 356 KB, 609x728, 1440614914792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:37:00 2015 No.14035363

>>14035341
>you will never venture into the mountains for a hike
>you get close to what looks like a peak and see snow rushing down
>get caught in an avalanche
>luckily you dig yourself out after a few minutes
>there's a big log cabin in front of you with smoke pouring out the chimney
>step inside for warmth
>it's a school house full of desks and yetis filling them
>get mobbed by hugs and waggling ahoges as one of them states they found their new teacher

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:37:28 2015 No.14035365 >>14035340 Well, completely forgot that different hemispheres = different seasons. Apologies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:39:03 2015 No.14035374 >>14035363 Where's that image of the two Wendigos bickering over a man? It was drawn by the guy who does the big girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:39:03 2015 No.14035375 >>14035352 Goddamn, that's cute. I want more monstergirls in winter onesies. Or young yuki-onnas. Or yuki-onnas playing with other youn monstergirls in winter onesies.

>>	Music Anon Tue Sep 1 19:39:05 2015 No.14035376 >>14035363 But what if I'm not trained to be a teacher? I mean, the hugs and waggling ahoges sound nice, but I can't teach!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:42:15 2015 No.14035389 File: 292 KB, 1015x1185, Winter Anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035375 Though it doesn't make much sense for a winter elemental to need to bundle up, who cares? It's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:42:32 2015 No.14035391 File: 223 KB, 1100x587, 1438913914224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035374

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:43:27 2015 No.14035394 File: 334 KB, 623x1000, 1403220880992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035389 Snow Foxes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:44:04 2015 No.14035399 >>14035363 Well, I hope they enjoy learning about differential equations, and their applications in circuit analysis, 'cause that's all I'm proficient enough in to teach at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:44:33 2015 No.14035400 >>14035389 I want to mock that Anubis for being a fatty! A tubby Anubis!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:45:24 2015 No.14035403 >>14035391 Adorable

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:45:34 2015 No.14035404 >>14035391 perfect, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:45:54 2015 No.14035405 >>14035400 You know that's just her hands in her sweater's pockets right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:46:41 2015 No.14035407 >>14035389 nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:46:47 2015 No.14035409 >>14035376 You just have to teach them English and Math, anything else is up to you >>14035400 But those are her big meaty paws, she can't find mittens big enough to cover them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:46:50 2015 No.14035410 >>14035400 She has her paws in a front-placed pocket you ignoramus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:47:01 2015 No.14035412 >>14035405 I'm still laughing at her! I'll call her a chubby chunky jackal and there's nothing she can do about it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:49:17 2015 No.14035418 File: 134 KB, 700x676, 1433899117897.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035363 >get mobbed by hugs and waggling ahoges as one of them states they found their new teacher Hnnngh, I think I have a condition.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:49:35 2015 No.14035420 >>14035330 And then you get muscular spasms, coronary heart diseases, vascular cardiac, respiratory diseases, vascular brain diseases and peripheral vascular diseases due to the sudden change from one extreme temperature to the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:51:04 2015 No.14035424 >>14035363 What the hell am I supposed to teach at Yeti school? Hugging techniques?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:51:19 2015 No.14035426 >>14035420 I would have cardiac problems for another reason

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:51:36 2015 No.14035427 >>14035363 >one of them states they found their new teacher What happened to their previous ones?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:52:19 2015 No.14035429 >>14035424 In yeti school, students teach professor hugging 101 >>14035427 heart attacks from the cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:52:20 2015 No.14035430 >>14035427 Married, retired and became a Househusband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:52:23 2015 No.14035431 >>14035427 Too much hugs

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:52:50 2015 No.14035433

>>14032275
Why do I get the feeling the mystery voice that hates the way Victor kills mamono is actually the sword?
It spared the Nightmare earlier too, I think it's enchantment probably has something to do with judging its user, its target or both.

Then again, if that's true it makes little sense, because the most recent kill blatantly had it coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:52:54 2015 No.14035434 >>14035333 >Then there's even more potential for one half to act all protective and wise towards the other, while the younger one brings a new lease on life to the other. Vanilla with an age gap is the best. Too bad sabbath overplays the loli hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:54:00 2015 No.14035437 If you were kidnapped and were going to be sold off for ransom, would your Kiki cross the world to find you, bring you home, and kill anyone who gets in her way?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:54:25 2015 No.14035441 >>14035427 All his students graduated, married him, and then sent their kids to the old school house to wait for their teacher to start the process again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:55:31 2015 No.14035444 >>14035437 What if I don't have a kiki?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:56:06 2015 No.14035447 >>14035278 I have better things to do. Like procrastinate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:57:08 2015 No.14035448 >>14035444 Then congratulations, you're getting handed off to a Colombian drug cartel to be held for ransom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:57:12 2015 No.14035449 >>14035437 Only if my kiki is secretly Mike Vining

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:58:02 2015 No.14035451 >>14035448 Why am I being ransomed? I'm poor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:58:37 2015 No.14035452 >>14035437 >Kikimora into /k/ikimora She'd be a force of nature.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:59:21 2015 No.14035454 >>14035437 What a poorly thought, childish question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:59:41 2015 No.14035457 >>14035437 I would hope. I mean, I don't want to be sold off. If all else fails, though, I know my waifu could do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:59:53 2015 No.14035459 >>14035451 But your hypothetical father in this hypothetical situation isn't. He's a high-ranking politician with a good-sized circle of influence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:01:04 2015 No.14035463 >>14035437 I don't have a Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:03:13 2015 No.14035469 >>14035459 Then either the random is paid or I get sold to some fat dark priest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:04:30 2015 No.14035476 >>14035437 She never needed to, because my Shoggoth clothes just exploded into a flurry of bladed tentacles and killed my would-be captors and then I returned home without further incident. Why do I still keep her around?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:04:40 2015 No.14035478

>>14035437
She'd sweep the entire world, she'd mop the floor with any bad guy, she'd serve sweet justice, she'd cleanse the world of those scum, she'd take out the trash, she'd wipe out those scrubs, she'd eliminate those pests, and she'd dust those bastards. No one takes away the Kiki's head pats!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:05:12 2015 No.14035480 >>14035437 God no, I doubt my waifu would even do that.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:09:30 2015 No.14035492

>>14035363
"But, but that's crazy! Warm snow?"
"It's true. Except it's a little more grainy than snow. Like salt, except still really soft."
All the yetis "ooh" and "ahh" at you, eyes wide, while one or two of them try to visualise just what this "sand" thing actually looks like.
"Is that really true?"
"Sure is," you say. "And it's warm, as well. Like being wrapped up in a warm towel."
You swear you see one or two yeti paws start to creep dangerously close to their owners' lower parts, faces starting to become flushed.
"Class, maybe we should get back to our lesson."
"And the water's warm too?"
"Uh, yeah."
"Like a hot spring?"
"Not as hot."
You're met with a collective sound of disappointment.
"But!" you interject, "But, it's just warm enough. And you can swim in it as far as you want, or dive as deep as you want."
"But teacher?" Hannah tugs at your sleeve, looking up at you. "I've never gone swimming before."
"Well, I'll have to teach you how when we actually go to the beach."
The whole class lights up with a gasp, smiles of joy on their faces. The one or two with their paws between their legs drop to the floor, moaning with delirium.

Just your average yeti schoolhouse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:10:52 2015 No.14035498 >>14035437 I suppose now I have to slap her for getting off on such a fantasy and take away her Roberta's Blood Trail BD's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:12:08 2015 No.14035501 >>14035409 >she can't find mittens big enough to cover them! Then I'll open up my coat and wrap her up in it so she can get then warm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:13:08 2015 No.14035503 I want to teach a class full of Mantis's!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:13:10 2015 No.14035504 >>14035492 How do you think Yetis would handle extended stays in warm weather?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:14:17 2015 No.14035506 >>14035437 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4kA3BA8nh0 >Lilim captures you >Uses you like a cum pump >Tells your Kiki maid her cleaning skills suck >That she couldn't even clean your cock even if her slav-shitter life depended on it >Kiki's face when

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:15:09 2015 No.14035508 >>14035503 That'd be fucking eerie. Just a bunch of loli mantis silently staring a hole in the back of your head

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:15:16 2015 No.14035509 >>14035310 Is there anything monstergirls can't improve? No, really, I'm asking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:15:24 2015 No.14035510 >>14035492 And then the yetis run out to the beach all hopped up and ready to dive in the warm snow, only to do that dance everyone does when the sand is too hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:16:36 2015 No.14035514 >>14035437 Oh yes, in the edgiest manner possible, enough to make The Punisher blush.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:17:19 2015 No.14035515 >>14035509 War. Torture. Cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:18:08 2015 No.14035516 >>14035508 Better than a class of dormice. You don't know if they're asleep, awake-asleep, or awake at any given time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:19:56 2015 No.14035520 >>14035209 That was short, but I eagerly await the next chapter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:20:29 2015 No.14035521 File: 905 KB, 240x228, 1440963499456.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Look at last thread >Yandere feral Kitsune at an abandoned shrine >MFW people thinking yandere without any build-up or snap is acceptable Truly shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:21:02 2015 No.14035524 >>14035492 Oh man. The thought of a bunch of little Yetis running around at the beach for the first time is just too cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:22:50 2015 No.14035526 >>14035521 I was too tired and unmotivated to put down what would have been a build-up to that scenario. And yes, I agree. Yandere without build-up a shit.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:22:57 2015 No.14035527

>>14035515
>war
Demon realm silver, minimal loss of life if any.
>torture
Being pleasure beyond all imagination. Endless yeti hugs or perhaps holst calves looking sadly at you, begging you for information so they can make your comrades and you happy.
>Cancer
Mamono Mana.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:23:31 2015 No.14035533 >>14035524 >one of them goes out too deep >you hear yells >you look out and see the yeti swiftly running back to shore with a shark girl chasing after her and yelling

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:24:57 2015 No.14035536 I want to be mean to a monstergirl by lying to her that I like her and getting her to smile to that response when deep down I don't like her but actually love her instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:25:47 2015 No.14035538 >>14035533 >When we get back to school we're going to have a day to relax and watch movies >Have you yetis ever heard of Jaws?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:27:31 2015 No.14035543 >>14035527 Hmm. NTR? Guro? Popular internet culture? The fact that the elite control the planet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:29:49 2015 No.14035552 >>14035543 >NTR ebin cucking reference goes here >Guro .less did it already, technically >popular internet culture Isn't the concept of MGs themselves alreayd popular internet culture in a sense? >The fact that the elite control the planet Danukis

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:30:11 2015 No.14035553 >>14035543 >NTR Two wives, how horrible. >Guro You win this one. >p.i.c. No comment. >elitist control The higher ups will mellow out once they're swimming in monster pussy

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:33:21 2015 No.14035560

>>14035552
>>14035553
>Isn't the concept of MGs themselves alreayd popular internet culture in a sense?

I was more talking about reddit memes, FNAF, and Pewdiepie. Things like that.

>The higher ups will mellow out once they're swimming in monster pussy

If anything, they'll try to have them crushed due to them threatening to shift the balance of power and change the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:36:31 2015 No.14035566 Fat faceless businessmen being mindbroken by the sweet tender love of their monster wives.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:36:53 2015 No.14035567

>>14035543
>NTR
Something about Eros I can't remember to make it never happen. Also I think monsters get a freebie on killing the person who tried to take them away in that scenario.

>Guro
Unicorns and Liches.

>P.I.C
I still imagine a nightmare in which a cheshire cat keeps you strapped to a table and makes you watch all these funny memes on 9gag instead of just raping you

>Elites
Tanukis will probably be taking huge chunks out from the already elite and even it out more.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:37:11 2015 No.14035569

>>14035560
>I was more talking about reddit memes, FNAF, and Pewdiepie. Things like that.

They're not that popular yet, once I see some 12 year old puke with a Miia shirt, or Centorea as a model for feminists about what it means to be a strong woman, then we'll talk.

>If anything, they'll try to have them crushed due to them threatening to shift the balance of power and change the world.

We're not a third world shithole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:37:28 2015 No.14035570 >>14035566 >this stop NTR

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:38:00 2015 No.14035571 >>14035566 They regrow faces?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:39:26 2015 No.14035576 >>14035566 Curvy faceless monstergirls mind breaking random people in the subway. >>14035571 The story of a man shunned by all who has lost a face doing terrible things he regrets goes on a journey to get his face back while facing hyper prejudice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:39:39 2015 No.14035577 >>14035570 >Oh god! It feels so good to go on dates and cuddle in front of a fire! >I can't go back to raping women in committed relationships after this!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:39:46 2015 No.14035578 >>14035509 MGs cannot improve music, as music is already perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:40:48 2015 No.14035579 >>14035578 This.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:41:25 2015 No.14035583 >>14035566 >implying MGs can win against the dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:42:23 2015 No.14035584 >>14035583 >Implying men can win against the V.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:42:34 2015 No.14035585

>>14035526
"I need a convoluted narrative to get off" aside, if you're going to do yandere don't make it be some kind of first date bullshit snap.

You could always try something really contrived and corny like the shrine being on a path that the MC walks along often, ignored for the most part because its statue and sign are long gone.

Having her obsess over him because he's been doing it since he was a child or something. Fuck I dunno/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:43:03 2015 No.14035587 I want to milk a Minotaur and completely ignore her while she becomes more and more aroused.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:43:05 2015 No.14035588 >>14035578 >Shirohebi throwing gang signs at you yelling nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga Okay...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:43:49 2015 No.14035590 >>14035578 But what if they bring back dead musicians as cute undead. We can have peopke like Freddie Mercury come back as an undead monster and make more music.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:44:02 2015 No.14035591 >>14035520 How nice of you to say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:44:06 2015 No.14035592 >>14035588 That's noise, not music.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:44:19 2015 No.14035593 >>14035584 >implying pussy drives this car >implying men even want to get laid at this point

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:44:50 2015 No.14035595 >>14035576 >Curvy faceless monstergirl businesswomen >Having sex with fat faceless businessmen It would be the one doujin everybody would hate to read, but still read anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:45:01 2015 No.14035596 >>14035587 >Milking a Minotaur and ignoring her That's a quick way to get your pelvis obliterated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:45:15 2015 No.14035598 >>14035590 Every story has to end someday, Anon. Let them rest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:45:51 2015 No.14035599 >>14035592 That opinion of yours has a sick beat anon. Do you want to sign on with Tanuki Records? You'll get all them groupies and all the kesarans you can snort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:46:07 2015 No.14035600 >>14035595 Would it be spy vs spy and end up with the two trying to out rape the other?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:46:57 2015 No.14035602 >>14035592 >Not being 100% nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:47:07 2015 No.14035603 >>14035599 No, I make beats for myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:48:27 2015 No.14035607 >>14035596 That's why I'd strap her into restraints that could hold her. Then I'd entertain her after she's practically leaking and begging for release.But only with my fingers.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:48:44 2015 No.14035608
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>>14035585
>You could always try something really contrived and corny like the shrine being on a path that the MC walks along often, ignored for the most part because its statue and sign are long gone.
>Having her obsess over him because he's been doing it since he was a child or something. Fuck I dunno/
That could work. Shame I've only ever written stuff that wasn't worth screencapping,

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:48:53 2015 No.14035609 >>14035602 I'm beyond this petty "music genre", for I am 200% nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:50:38 2015 No.14035614 >>14035609 Why do police hate niggas?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:50:47 2015 No.14035615

>>14035569
>Centorea as a model for feminists about what it means to be a strong woman
>"Pledge your complete loyalty and devotion to a random guy you smack into one morning!"
>"Bow down to any and all Royal-like authority figures!"
>"Try and subvert a culture of arrange marriages and enforced cuckoldry!"
>"And if that fails, take after my mother; knock out the guy you were forced to marry so you can hang out with your lover whenever you want!"

This is terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:50:57 2015 No.14035617 >>14035600 Yes. It's the world's most disgusting yet absolutely raunchy sex ever. Like you see it, and you know it's gross, but you just can't look away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:51:34 2015 No.14035618 File: 277 KB, 613x626, 1441155094042.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035603 I'm sure you do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:52:00 2015 No.14035620 >>14035614 Cuz our bicks is digga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:52:47 2015 No.14035621 >>14035615 Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:53:08 2015 No.14035622 >>14035618 aha pretty f

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:54:02 2015 No.14035623 >>14035608 Pretty sure ScreencapAnon only does it to me to fuck with me, but I get your point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:54:19 2015 No.14035625 >>14035567 >That spoiler Jesus christ how horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:54:36 2015 No.14035626 >>14035567 >Guro >Unicorns and Liches. >Unicorns What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:55:06 2015 No.14035628 >>14035609 papa ain't call even though he saw me on TV s'all good fuck you but now my balls balls deep in this braw jaw swallow gurl i's jus nüt

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:55:55 2015 No.14035630 >>14035567 >monstergirls >killing Not unless you're tying to kill their husband or kids. And then there's undeath. Nope, happy, sunny smiles for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:55:58 2015 No.14035631 I hate all of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:56:23 2015 No.14035632 >>14035631 Love you too anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:57:09 2015 No.14035636 File: 429 KB, 1200x1714, 164384593534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be careful of Foxes in the woods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:57:11 2015 No.14035637 >>14035631 Yeah, whatever. You gonna do this every thread, chum?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:57:35 2015 No.14035638 >>14035631 bet I hate you more then you hate me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:57:52 2015 No.14035639 >>14035623 >Pretty sure ScreencapAnon only does it to me to fuck with me, but I get your point. But I am he.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:58:05 2015 No.14035641 >>14035630 MGE says there are some humans without redemption.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:58:53 2015 No.14035647 >>14035626 I think I recall something that unicorns can heal you depending on how little sex you had Shag too many time? get sent to the lich Virgin? you're walking out with her number stitched into your arm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:59:25 2015 No.14035649 File: 46 KB, 159x175, 1441155565320.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035639 >I am he

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:59:55 2015 No.14035650 >>14035636 If they try anything they're getting a bean bag shot to the face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:59:56 2015 No.14035651 File: 269 KB, 554x439, 1437712910579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035631

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:00:22 2015 No.14035652 >>14035641 [Citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:00:29 2015 No.14035653 File: 121 KB, 540x799, DIE MONSTER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You and your waifu are chilling in a bar when suddenly this guy barges into the room and starts talking in broken english what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:01:09 2015 No.14035656 >>14035653 Tell him that Leon had the better theme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:01:10 2015 No.14035657 >>14035631 Are you the same anon who always says this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:01:52 2015 No.14035659 >>14035636 Based badhand and his infatuation with fox butts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:01:53 2015 No.14035660 >>14035641 Can't really imagine any. Rapists, pedophiles, murderes, MGs welcome them all. The only people I could see MGs hating are the kind of guy who would skin a puppy alive or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:02:08 2015 No.14035661 >>14035653 Get into an argument with him. Speaking in russian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:02:12 2015 No.14035662 >>14035653 Slap him with an english dictionary

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:03:18 2015 No.14035667 >>14035653 Bro out and become a vampire killing duo. And by killing I mean pumping and dumping until we are cornered by them and have to dick our way out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:04:13 2015 No.14035670 >>14035653 Wrong room, vampire is three rooms down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:04:52 2015 No.14035671 >>14035653 Point him in the direction of my Vampire ex-girlfriend's castle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:06:10 2015 No.14035673 >>14035653 If he tries to touch my vampire wife I'm going to drop acid all over his face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:06:58 2015 No.14035675 >>14035636 BadHand a bestest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:06:59 2015 No.14035676 File: 236 KB, 500x706, 1427177023859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035659 That loli fox has no butt to speak of though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:07:22 2015 No.14035679 >>14035639 Well I am you know

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:07:59 2015 No.14035681

>>14035524
"Uhm, sir?"
"Yes, Hannah?" You look up from the picnic spread at the sound of her voice, and almost immediately turn away fast enough for whiplash to set in.
"I can't get my hands through the armholes."
You do your hardest to stare at the basket of food before you, and not back at the half-nude yeti child with her paws stuck in her swimsuit. "Hannah, you couldn't have, I don't know, got one of the other girls to help you?" Don't think about her chest. Don't think about her chest. Don't think about her cute, flat chest and those tiny, adorable nipples-
"All the other girls already left the changing tents before I could ask them."
You force the image of Hannah's tanned, petite body from your mind. She's a student. Not one to tempt you with thoughts of warm intimacy and hot, tight-
You shake your head a little. "Okay, turn around, I'll give you a hand."
Hannah's got her back turned to when you look up. Her smooth, subtly shaped back, still with a few unrubbed streaks of white suncream glistening on her skin.
You reach up, a hand on her delicate shoulder as you pull the elastic straps up over her fluffy arms. She plays with her paws as you work, wriggling her toes and feeling the sand tickle between them.
"Okay, you're set. Turn around."
Hannah shuffles around, adjusting the straps and tugging the one-piece out of more delicate places. "Thanks, sir!"
"No problem. Go have a swim, okay? Enjoy yourself."
"Uh, yeah, I will."
She walks off towards the water, all the other yetis laughing and splashing about. 1, 3, 5, 9... 15, 18, 20, 23. All still accounted for.
Keeping an eye and an ear on the bunch, you unpack the last of the food for the kids to help themselves to.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:08:05 2015 No.14035682
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbBB1j5qAFs

Congratulations.

The September Labor Lottery is complete. Your name was pulled.

For immediate placement, report to the Ministry of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint.

An apartment will be provided for you in East Grestin. Expect a Class-8 dwelling.

Who will you approve and who will you deny and/or detain to make sure your glorious country remains stronk and living through the ages?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:08:54 2015 No.14035684 >>14035653 I tell him it wasn't by my hand I came to this bar, I was called here by monsters who wish to pay me tribute

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:09:00 2015 No.14035685

>>14035671
>MG ex girlfriends
>Weresheep leaving her wool in strategic places to fuck up your schedule, get you fired and come back to her
>Dark Priest posting flyers around town saying how you think human pussy is the best thing since raging mushrooms
>Demon making sure you wake up to astral projections of her screaming how she'll destroy your soul in hell

NOPE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:09:35 2015 No.14035686 >>14035667 I like the way you think anon what about the army of skeletons outside the castle though?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:10:05 2015 No.14035689

>>14035681
You're barely finished before Hannah shuffles back up to you, feet barely damp, face concealed mostly behind one paw.
"Uh, sir?"
You glance back up at her.
"Can you, well, teach me how to swim?"
It's hard not to break out into a smile, for fear she might take it the wrong way, but you manage to keep a serious face. "Yeah, of course, Hannah. You're okay to go in the water?"
She looks up at you, but doesn't say anything. Instead, as the tide laps at your feet, Hannah surreptitiously closes in on you as walk, grasping onto your arm with her paw.
"Uh, Hannah?"
The little yeti almost manages to look you in the eye, but goes back to following her feet. So, with a slight sigh, you place your hand atop her paw, and match her grip, doing your best to reassure her as she hesitantly lets the water lap over her shins.
"Thanks, sir."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:10:22 2015 No.14035691 File: 399 KB, 1142x1714, 27b5c0a07f2eec26e75f991875edf23c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035682 Oppai lolis. Just one giant nations of oppai lolis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:10:35 2015 No.14035692 >>14035636 is that a boy? Not that it changes anything I still would

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:10:51 2015 No.14035693

>>14035630
>Not unless you're tying to kill their husband or kids
Or for self protection.

>>14035652
>It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:11:50 2015 No.14035694 >>14035673 Do you think this is the best time to do drugs anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:12:07 2015 No.14035697 >>14035676 >>14035692 gb2/y/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:13:24 2015 No.14035698 >>14035686 Cheese Power of Sire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:13:28 2015 No.14035699 >>14035692 It's a loli kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:14:23 2015 No.14035701 Is there a monstergirl who can stop Doomguy with iddqd on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:14:28 2015 No.14035702 >tfw I can't write about cute snakes because I can't figure out how their damn butts work Seriously, how are Shirohebis supposed to be buttsluts when they don't even have anuses?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:14:32 2015 No.14035705 >>14035693 >self protection Again, if they're married, if they're not they'll be too busy trying to weaken you in order to rape you , instead of trying to kill you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:15:39 2015 No.14035706 >>14035702 >they don't have butts I scoff at you sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:15:55 2015 No.14035708 >>14035702 What about you don't try to force the buttslut shit on Shirohebis like you faggots did with the anubis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:16:35 2015 No.14035711 >>14035702 Have you ever seen Butter-T's wurmbutt before? Now apply that to Lamias.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:16:43 2015 No.14035713 I wonder if puking all over an oni would be enough to deter her raping you. Or any monstergirl really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:16:43 2015 No.14035714 >>14035636 do foxes wag their tails irl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:17:17 2015 No.14035715 File: 433 KB, 858x1200, 35256792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035636 She's so cute I almost feel bad about fapping to her foxhole getting destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:17:43 2015 No.14035717 >>14035682 Arstotzka is great country, she welcomes all! Remove Schwanzmuchi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:19:16 2015 No.14035720 >>14035714 At least the ones raised in captivity, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:20:00 2015 No.14035723 >>14035713 The dumber slimes might think you're trying to feed them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:20:11 2015 No.14035724 >>14035681 >>14035689 Cute as fuck, man. The little ones are too adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:20:29 2015 No.14035726 >>14035708 I hate the meme as much as you do, I simply can't wrap my head around it though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:21:54 2015 No.14035729 File: 1.00 MB, 182x319, 1441156914425.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035714

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:22:19 2015 No.14035730 >>14035711 You mean lamiass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:25:49 2015 No.14035745 >>14035689 The good thing about yetis is they don't feel cold stepping out of the water into the cooler air

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:25:50 2015 No.14035746 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:26:52 2015 No.14035749 >>14035647 Oh, I thought you meant they were on the recieving end. >lich asks her "lab assistant" for help with trying something really extreme >the guy can't bring himself to do something like that and just starts crying

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:27:18 2015 No.14035751 >>14035726 What's there to understand? People want to shove their hot, erect members into a tight lamia ass, thrusting into it again and again, until her elastic wears our and her hole is a gaping, sucking mess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:28:51 2015 No.14035757 >>14035751 But how do they WORK anon? Lamias have cloacas and pussies, their butts should be all scaly and not have holes in them, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:29:31 2015 No.14035762 >>14035751 >erect >not turgid Ya blew it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:30:52 2015 No.14035768 >>14035746 >You will never be breastfed by a Baphomet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:31:20 2015 No.14035769 >>14035762 >turgid >not expanded Ya donged it.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:32:29 2015 No.14035772

Best Dragon species? The childhood friend Wyvern? The dim wittted but innocent Wurm? The lonely shirne goddess Ryu? The romantic poet Jabberwock? Or perhaps you like to go back to basics with the vanilla Dragon?

Or, you can ignore all those waifus, and instead take what's in this box.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:32:35 2015 No.14035773 >>14035769 >expanded >not torrid Ya spanked it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:33:36 2015 No.14035778 >>14035772 Wyvern. No questions asked. Going with wyvern. GIVE ME THE WyvERN ALREADY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:33:39 2015 No.14035779 >>14035772 Where's the Zombie Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:33:46 2015 No.14035780 >>14035772 >The lonely shrine goddess Ryu? This.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:33:51 2015 No.14035781 >>14035768 >baphos >breasts >inb4 breast tissue under there

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:34:01 2015 No.14035782 >>14035772 What's in the box?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:34:09 2015 No.14035783 >>14035772 I'll have to go with the Wurm. They're so lovable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:34:45 2015 No.14035787 >>14035773 >torrid >not fellatio Ya didn't blow it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:34:54 2015 No.14035788 >>14035772 >Lonely shrine goddess Die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:35:11 2015 No.14035790 >>14035781 CC cakes, and Holstaur lactation potions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:35:14 2015 No.14035791 >>14035772 RYU!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:35:24 2015 No.14035792 File: 931 KB, 1600x1600, 1441155621594.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035772 whats in the fucking box

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:36:03 2015 No.14035796 >>14035772 Jabberwock.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:36:28 2015 No.14035798
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Two things: Sorry for the short update
Also, sorry for this going super slow. I'm not deliberately doing this, I'm just still planning it out as I go. So I guess I'm prolonging it
Actually, I guess I am deliberately doing it

Knights of the Demon Chapter 4: Truth
http://pastebin.com/Grr3Lkub
Dragon butt best butt

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:36:35 2015 No.14035799 >>14035772 I'd rather a lamia but Ryu is best dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:36:57 2015 No.14035801 >>14035772 I swear to god if that mystery box is just a ploy to make a bunch of dumb anons take wocks...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:38:02 2015 No.14035804 File: 397 KB, 436x597, 1402951691475.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035772 Ryu. Time to tip the scale.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:40:38 2015 No.14035810 >>14035804 >that image Jesus, how long has it been?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:41:03 2015 No.14035811

>>14035782
>>14035792
>>14035801
Good choice! The box girl is a pudgy Alp wearing cardboard wings. She's been mindflayed into thinking she is an all powerful dragon and acts accordingly. She have five wocks you will expected to care for as well.

No refunds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:41:15 2015 No.14035812 >>14035781 >>14035790 You realize of course that mammary glands and milk production have little to do with actual breast size; nor is breast size a representation of ones ability to lactate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:41:15 2015 No.14035813 >>14035804 >That picture This brings me back

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:41:17 2015 No.14035814 >>14035757 Is that you anatomy anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:42:09 2015 No.14035816 >>14035811 Ahahaha.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:42:10 2015 No.14035817 >>14035812 Mamonomana, boya.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:42:33 2015 No.14035820 >>14035811 I'm okay with this. What sort of hoard does an Alp Dragon collect though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:42:54 2015 No.14035821 >>14035810 Says I got it in June last year. Damn. It really has been a long time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:43:39 2015 No.14035823 >>14035811 I'll ditch the Alp, and take the Wocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:43:55 2015 No.14035824 >>14035804 >spoiler Nope, don't do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:44:08 2015 No.14035825 >>14035804 >>14032124 >"They must all be busy with work..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:44:09 2015 No.14035826 >>14035788 >>14035780 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqePTrU3naA

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:44:43 2015 No.14035829 >>14035823 No!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:45:11 2015 No.14035833 >>14035820 Dildos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:45:54 2015 No.14035834 >>14035820 Football memorabilia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:46:20 2015 No.14035837 >>14035820 buttplugs and man mustard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:47:31 2015 No.14035839 File: 313 KB, 600x849, 1d1c627935896e88986265c7f8297328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to hug a very fluffy moth

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:48:53 2015 No.14035844

>>14035817
If anything that's just further evidence for flat-chested girls being able to produce plenty of milk when pregnant...

Also I'm now imagining a Baphomet whom, in the vein of her sisters and their hatred for cow-tits, starts producing a "Loli Milk" to compete against a local holstaur farm.

No one buys it since it doesn't make them wonderfully SOFT like holsty milk does. Not even the girls at her branch. And so she pouts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:49:03 2015 No.14035845 >>14035837 I am reminded of that time some nip porn actress asked her fans to send her bottles of their cum fir a bukkake scene, and saying how she'd take care of them as if they were her own children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:49:22 2015 No.14035847 File: 79 KB, 515x620, 1430436152640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035839 Then have this, treat her nicely though, she's royalty.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:51:43 2015 No.14035852

>>14035820
Hentai doujins. But don't take them from her, otherwise she'll shout "HENTAI BAKA" and slap you with her cardboard tail.

Also be careful, she really does think she's a dragon. Make sure to keep her from doing stupid things like punching walls or going into a Dragon neighborhood and shouting "What's up my Draggas"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:51:51 2015 No.14035853 File: 221 KB, 570x654, 1440451258773.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035845

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:53:02 2015 No.14035854 >>14035852 >she

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:53:46 2015 No.14035855 File: 56 KB, 170x428, True love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So anon, how did you meet your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:54:22 2015 No.14035857 >>14035854 >HE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:54:51 2015 No.14035859 >>14035855 I didn't. She doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:57:15 2015 No.14035864 >>14035852 Will do. What about her natural tail/wings though? Is the cardboard just taped on to them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:57:36 2015 No.14035866 >>14035821 >photobucket doesn't show upload dates Sheeeei- No wait! This was made soon after the Ryu's translation, so that makes it... around 3 years old. Sheeeeeit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:58:11 2015 No.14035867 File: 62 KB, 1000x1000, shes-monkeying-around.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGUIpv-JxI

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 21:59:37 2015 No.14035872 >>14035867 I want something Ape Escape-related with Kakuen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:01:28 2015 No.14035876 >>14035857 HAS NO STYLE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:01:47 2015 No.14035877 >>14035852 http://imgur.com/BH5mgpQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:02:59 2015 No.14035879 >>14035876 HE HAS NO GRACE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:03:29 2015 No.14035880 >>14035772 Vanilla, no question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:03:32 2015 No.14035881 >>14035872 Me too. Maybe I just want to molest a Kakuen after trapping her in a net.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:04:52 2015 No.14035888 >>14035879 TH TH TH TH THIS KONG

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:04:53 2015 No.14035889
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>>14035855
We were childhood friends. Then when we were a bit older we discovered that the reason our families knew each other and they put us to be together all the time was because there was a marriage arranged between us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:05:08 2015 No.14035891 >>14035826 I legit want people forcing the lonely shrine goddess shit to go and stay fucking go. Writefags included.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:05:12 2015 No.14035892 >>14033734 I just spent 17 hours in a hole in the ground welding rails together with thermite. I need an MG to drink with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:05:42 2015 No.14035894 >>14035888 WILL NUKE THE HUMAN RACE

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:06:40 2015 No.14035897 >>14035891 Maybe you should kill yourself.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:07:10 2015 No.14035898

>>14035881
>Kakuen wearing a decked-out mastermind helmet, jokingly sitting in a chair as she says, "I'm surprised you came this far."
>Kakuen in red spats and boxing gloves
>Or green spats and tech-goggles
>Or in a net, going, "Oh no, what are you going to do with me now that you caught me~" like the stupid asshole she is
There's too many opportunities to not take advantage of here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:07:26 2015 No.14035900 >>14035891 Hellhound in Donte coat FUCK YOU!.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:09:57 2015 No.14035907 >>14035891 >pretending you don't want it, so that people make it out of spite I see your game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:11:01 2015 No.14035909 >>14035702 Lamiass is retarded. Shirohebis aren't buttslutts because they don't have one. Done and done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:12:10 2015 No.14035913 >>14035867 Oh, forgot to repost this too: http://strawpoll.me/5366752 Vote for the next sketch to be colored

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:12:52 2015 No.14035915 >>14035853 >yfw a monstergirl would totally do this http://dailyoftheday.com/japanese-porn-star-asks-for-100-bottles-of-semen-gets-100-bottles-of-semen/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:13:12 2015 No.14035918 >>14035909 Would they be sluts for a good tail massage? Damnit, now I want to massage shirohebi tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:14:28 2015 No.14035920 >>14035907 But I really don't want it because it's horribly cliche on a palpable level.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:14:45 2015 No.14035923 File: 147 KB, 707x1000, 36261250_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Butterfly city. Super fly city~

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:17:06 2015 No.14035930 >>14035920 >if it's not some artsy fartsy type of stuff it's no good I think you want that board >>>/lit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:17:27 2015 No.14035931 File: 99 KB, 402x335, 1395601876190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035915 That's really gross. No! You don't understand! That's REALLY gross!

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:17:32 2015 No.14035932
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Remember that kikimora bullying greentext? I wrote something based on it.

http://pastebin.com/YcsgMgF6

No smut in it though, just like that demon shenanigans I wrote a few days ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:17:58 2015 No.14035934 Hypothetically, if another MG wanted to make your marriage MFF by sharing with your wife, what would you do? Assume it's a MG you like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:18:42 2015 No.14035939 >>14035932 Damn, you work fast.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:18:46 2015 No.14035940

>>14032001
>Be the guy that lives in the house with three suns.
>Every morning you are blinded as Ra, Hathor, and Ammy wake up with the suns light radiating off of them.
>Every time you go to eat breakfast Ammy and Hathor break out into arguments over who feeds you food from their homes, and Ra silently feeds you.
>When the three of you go out on dates the sun heat beats down on you twice as hard if you pay attention to one of them more than the other two.
>When their family comes down you have death glares thrown at you by your wives ex's and parents: Horus, Isis, Sekhmet, Bastet, Neith, Khnum, and Izanagi.
>During the late afternoon when you'rer tired and just want to take a quick nap, all three of them stop the sun movements, crawl beside you and fall asleep so when you wake up you still think its afternoon and go back to sleep with them.
>After dinner and night comes the bedroom becomes a battlefield as Hathor and Ammy argue about who gets to go first, and Ra having to start things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:19:36 2015 No.14035944 >>14035934 Nice try, cuckposter, you almost had me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:19:40 2015 No.14035945 >>14035934 Is she going for my wife or me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:20:08 2015 No.14035949 >>14035867 Genius

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:20:14 2015 No.14035950 >>14035945 You.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:20:54 2015 No.14035955 >>14035934 I'm not taking the bait, if it is one.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:21:10 2015 No.14035957

>You'll never be a warrior who sacrifices himself to put an end to an evil entity who planned on transforming monstergirls back into their original bloodthirsty forms and plunging the world in darkness
>You'll never go down in undocumented history as the anonymous hero who saved the lives of billions, monsters and humans alike, who were oblivious to the apocalypse that was about to happen

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:22:14 2015 No.14035961 >>14035950 There's only one course of action, she must defeat my wife to earn a place next to me. Unless I really like her and the wife doesn't mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:23:49 2015 No.14035964 >>14035944 >>14035955 I thought MFF was still alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:25:30 2015 No.14035966 >>14035964 It is, but not right now. Ask again when the coast is clear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:26:07 2015 No.14035968 >>14035964 It's for the dragon / anubis thing I believe.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:27:22 2015 No.14035970

>>14035934
Ask the waifu if she's okay with it. She agrees because she still likes girls even after monsterizing. Sex now becomes a threeway with me and my waifu molesting Player 3 as much as we're molesting each other.

And sometimes when the waifu's feeling especially kinky she tucks her spadetail between her legs and spitroasts the second monstergirl with my assistance

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:29:56 2015 No.14035979 >>14035970 Lewd. That's the way to go about it alright... >>14035934 I'd still probably turn her down though; I'm a monogamyfag at heart.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:33:24 2015 No.14035997

>>14035957
>A good friend you met along the way will never be one of the many victims to undergo this transformation into a full monster
>She will never tell you to hurry and find your beloved childhood friend before the same fate befalls her
>Before she transforms and you are forced to kill her
>After you've found yourself lost within the big bad's giant lair, after you've lost touch with your most trusted ally, after nearly all of your resources with which to defeat the villain have been destroyed, and all hope has otherwise been lost...
>You're given the chance to run away from all of the strife that has befallen you within the big bad's floating labyrinth
>And live far away from there, hidden in the deepest, darkest place where no one will find you
>To live the rest of your guilt-ridden life in obscurity, away from the monsters that will eat the rest of the population
>Do you choose the bad end, and abandon your friends and beloved to their fate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:33:41 2015 No.14035998 >>14035934 Anon, My waifu's a hellhound. If her old smug schoolbuddies wanted in I don't think there's anything I could do to stop them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:33:56 2015 No.14036000 Can any writefags give me some tips/editing? This is literally this first shit I've written since high school, six or seven years ago. Total novice. http://pastebin.com/aDV1W6nm C# is just the temp name until I find one I like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:44:41 2015 No.14036033 >>14036000 Well, programming language-tan isn't such a bad idea >C as ara ara onee san >Java is a tsundere CC >Haskell is a chubby neet who doesn't ever leave her room

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:46:33 2015 No.14036040 Anyone know the name of the story about the Yandere Kitsune that stalks anon that works at a gas station and then ends up cutting one of her tails off? I can't seem to think of the name or who wrote it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:47:43 2015 No.14036046 Hey guys I got something for you. http://pastebin.com/thmKb0bj Thank you for reading.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:50:09 2015 No.14036053 >>14036040 http://pastebin.com/Dj7A1GqJ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:50:33 2015 No.14036054 >>14036046 This is garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:51:40 2015 No.14036059 >>14036053 Thanks, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:52:29 2015 No.14036062 >>14035920 Everything about monstergirls are cliche, doesn't stop it from being good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:52:50 2015 No.14036065 >>14036046 " " < You see these? ^ These are important. Use them.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:52:59 2015 No.14036066

>>14035997
There's no other choice with the resources that would of stopped the baddie being destroyed, my comrade being killed, no known whereabouts of where my childhood friend is, and only myself to stop the evil it'd be better to just quit and hope I can cower away somewhere away from all the evil. It's better to resign to a regretful life in a corrupted world then to get myself killed fighting an unwinnable battle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:53:09 2015 No.14036067 >>14036046 This is not garbage

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:54:21 2015 No.14036072 >>14036046 This is cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:55:01 2015 No.14036073 >>14036066 In your defense Cave Story is terribly difficult to get a true end in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:56:54 2015 No.14036076 >>14036067 >>14036072 Do not enable this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:59:21 2015 No.14036083 >>14036046 Interesting premise. I would highly suggest the advice given by >>14036065 though. >>14036076 How about some constructive criticism?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:00:05 2015 No.14036086 File: 1.06 MB, 2000x2500, 1423401794800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be cuddled me and told I'm a good slave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:00:06 2015 No.14036085 >>14036083 >>14036065 Oh I completely forgot, silly me. Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:00:33 2015 No.14036090 >>14036046 This might be garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:01:27 2015 No.14036092 >>14036086 Would you also like to watch how she fucks with a dragon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:02:32 2015 No.14036097 >>14036000 Cut down on the superfluous adjectives. Read your sentences aloud to make sure they're not awkwardly phrased or an awkward length. The duffle-bag thing, for example. Read some guides on how to write and punctuate dialogue. I'm going to bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:02:54 2015 No.14036100 >>14036092 top memed my friend, well done ;) >>14036086 I want to be gakakaka'd

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:03:08 2015 No.14036102 >>14036086 She has a very creepy tongue. I can't not imagine her doing that thing that Ghirahim did that one time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:03:20 2015 No.14036105 File: 89 KB, 456x386, 1401660668081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14036092

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:03:59 2015 No.14036107 >>14036086 Worshiper, Anon. People who are slaves to gods are called worshipers. http://i.imgur.com/1CNybRy.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:04:58 2015 No.14036109 File: 694 KB, 1500x1750, 6djYv5g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14036107 >Puffy nips I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:04:59 2015 No.14036111 >>14036086 Set is a shithead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:08:01 2015 No.14036118 >>14036109 She really is her mother's daughter isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:08:45 2015 No.14036120 >>14036107 >>14036109 I want an anubis girl to step on me with those feet paws! I want to massage them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:10:43 2015 No.14036128 BOSS! Thank you for rescuing that kobold loli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:11:52 2015 No.14036132 >>14036128 Kobold loli?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:14:56 2015 No.14036140 >>14036109 Do dragons pay anubi on legos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:16:03 2015 No.14036144 File: 194 KB, 600x510, 1433814295831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14036120 >"Come hither."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:16:22 2015 No.14036146 >>14036128 p a w p a d s

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:17:10 2015 No.14036147 http://pastebin.com/K9200TuE Found something you guys might like. Contains a dark elf threesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:17:13 2015 No.14036148 >>14036140 I bet little dragons hoard shiny and transparent Lego pieces. I remember back when I was young, I hoarded those pieces and studs like they were gemstones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:19:08 2015 No.14036151 >>14036147 This may or may not be sexy

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:20:30 2015 No.14036155

>>14035964
It is.

MFF and even outright harems have been mentioned numerous times in the world guide books. The section on family incest (husbandu-waifu-daughteru relations) states it clearly, and there are numerous other mentions in passing throughout the books as a whole.

So if MFF is now cucking material, the entire world guide books and the entire MGE setting is a cuckbook.

Disclaimer: The last paragraph is not intended to be taken literally, unless you are retarded like knee-jerk cuck-anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:21:19 2015 No.14036158 >>14036128 We only did what needed to be done, kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:21:51 2015 No.14036159 >>14036155 I now want a demon realm cookbook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:22:11 2015 No.14036161 >>14036147 Those wacky elves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:23:02 2015 No.14036162 >>14035934 Tell her I'm not interested, and she should go find a guy who cares about her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:23:20 2015 No.14036164 >>14036159 >Demon Realm pumpkin bread with nuts in it Yeah baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:23:42 2015 No.14036166 >>14036159 That would be nice. It'd better have at least good puns and actual good recipes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:25:19 2015 No.14036173 >>14036164 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UuRwUShbfI

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:25:49 2015 No.14036175 >>14036166 Except that most of the existing MGE-exclusive stuff is either MG-transformation fruits and herbs, aphrodisiac mushrooms, or holst milk. Great, but not really diverse enough for a whole book. Unless it just has more generic recipes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:32:11 2015 No.14036184 I want to be a gangster in MGC!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:33:34 2015 No.14036187 >>14036184 I want to provide reforms to education and job training and other services to get people into respectable positions. Long term thinking Tanuki is the best Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:33:35 2015 No.14036188 >>14036184 Dealing in the illegal raging mushroom trade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:34:49 2015 No.14036193 >>14036159 >demon realm cooking http://exhentai.org/g/657976/5bd710c7cd/ http://exhentai.org/g/668952/f924bf82be/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:35:14 2015 No.14036195 >>14036184 I want to give out free hugs in MGC!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:35:40 2015 No.14036198 File: 57 KB, 680x662, 09d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14036092 really nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:36:05 2015 No.14036202 File: 147 KB, 420x600, 1434836490615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14036184 I want to be a prettyboy money-lender with a tough Minotaur as my bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:36:12 2015 No.14036203 >>14035997 Do not go gentle into that good night, Anon. Rage. Rage against the dying of the light.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:37:37 2015 No.14036205 I want to be a homecare nurse in MGC to engage in the Florence Nightingale effect!

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:37:46 2015 No.14036206

>>14036175
Please, there's loads you can do even with the few items shown thus far. Y'just gotta get creative. But anyway...

>Holst Milk
>Used in baking
>Whatever goods produced still retain the milk's natural +Softness ability

I wonder if perhaps a fruit loaf made with holst milk and licking fruit pulp might be any good...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:39:36 2015 No.14036209 >>14036066 No Valhalla and Valkyrie bitches for you, fagboi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:40:05 2015 No.14036210 >>14036202 I want to molest a Minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:41:08 2015 No.14036213 File: 42 KB, 691x308, doyouknow_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >assaulted by your sister >y/n?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:42:22 2015 No.14036214 >>14036213 No. My sister decided to run away to my father, leaving my mother in the dust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:42:25 2015 No.14036215 >>14036213 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:43:10 2015 No.14036218 >>14036213 NOT MONSTER GIRL RELATED YOU FAG GOT

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:43:23 2015 No.14036219 File: 265 KB, 744x1052, 1437003033991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14036213 YES

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:43:33 2015 No.14036220 >>14036213 I have two sisters and I wouldn't touch them that way with a 10 foot pole.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:43:35 2015 No.14036221
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>>14036166
>good puns

It's Demon Realm Cookbook, not a Charon Cookbook. Although...

>Have to take a detour back from the market because rubble blocking the street from Wurm kids playing tag.
>Come across a cozy little bookshop you've never seen before
>Curious, you check it out.
>Dormouse sitting at the counter
>Since you're not sure you'll even buy anything, don't bother waking her up
>Browse the isles, and bend over to check out the lower shelves
>Notice the Dormouse is only pretending to be asleep, and is trying to sneak glances at your ass
>Start to get a little creeped out, might as well leave since you didn't want anything
>Suddenly, something catches your eye on one of the tables near the door
>Cooking with Charon, 2nd Ed.: Fun with Puns and Pans!

Would you buy it, even if the recipes were, at best, mediocre?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:43:45 2015 No.14036222 File: 312 KB, 342x512, 1437882574282.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14036213 No. I cannot. I have a stronger resolve than this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:44:39 2015 No.14036223 >>14036213 No. I don't understand this place's obsession with incest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:44:52 2015 No.14036224 >>14036213 yeees

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:45:51 2015 No.14036226 >>14036213 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:45:56 2015 No.14036227 >>14036223 I don't get loli or rape, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:46:00 2015 No.14036228 >>14035521 got a link or some thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:46:06 2015 No.14036230 >>14036218 Anon are you okay? Do you need help?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:46:57 2015 No.14036233 File: 103 KB, 541x800, Mataaango fever, it's gone and got me down. Mataaaango fever, it's spreadin' all around.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's that monster girl that deserves no mercy and isn't our dear savior hivemind Matango-sama?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:47:57 2015 No.14036234 >>14036213 What, MY sister? As in the one I have right now? Fuck no. But the onee-san I never got? Oh yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:48:17 2015 No.14036235 >>14036213 I don't have a sister in reality. This means I'd have no objections to a cute monstergirl sister. Can she be a hellhound, pharaoh, anubis, kejourou or valkyrie?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:49:34 2015 No.14036236 >>14036233 Ropers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:49:34 2015 No.14036237 parasite slime, parasites, slimes that dissolve women

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:50:31 2015 No.14036240 >>14036233 Ropers if they're controlled by Francisca

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:50:39 2015 No.14036241 >>14036228 It was just a very miniscule greentext, but here you go: >>14026347

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:50:41 2015 No.14036242 >>14036237 >slimes that dissolve women But those are the best kind.0

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:51:47 2015 No.14036244

>>14036234
>>14036235

I have literally never seen anyone who claimed to have an actual sister or brother be a siscon/brocon (even if it's an idealized fictional one and not the RL one), even on the anonymous internet. I think it's a "grass is greener on the other side thing". You imagine it being great, but those that actually have them generally think it sucks and are turned off by it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:52:39 2015 No.14036246 I want to be stalked by a loli Shirohebi who is far too young to know how to yandere correctly!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:52:48 2015 No.14036247 >>14036213 Yes. Making this more MG related, which monstergirls would you guys want to have as your younger and older sisters?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:53:43 2015 No.14036249 >>14036247 Thunderbird onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:53:55 2015 No.14036251 >You will never create an offshore micro-nation for disillusioned Lizards and Salamanders >Diamond Dongs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:56:08 2015 No.14036253 >>14036244 >You imagine it being great, but those that actually have them generally think it sucks and are turned off by it And everyone that likes mother/son incest doesn't have a mother, right? Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:56:12 2015 No.14036254 >>14036247 >younger Werecats with fat cat loli tats >older Holsts do i even need to say it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:57:21 2015 No.14036257 >>14036247 Wight, Kitsune, Vampire, Jabberwock, Werewolf, and Jinko Onee-sans. Werekitten, Harpy, Heckpup, and Familiar imoutos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:57:25 2015 No.14036258 >>14036251 Are you imagining the MG version of those neckbeard, libertarian bitcoiners and darknet stoner types?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:58:35 2015 No.14036261 >>14036253 Whoa chill, nobody's shittalking anybody.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:58:46 2015 No.14036263 >>14036253 >Fuck you for making a passive observation Salty much? No need to take an anecdote so personally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:59:04 2015 No.14036265 >>14036244 Naw, I know exactly what it is I'm missing out on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:59:42 2015 No.14036266 >>14036258 Anon how do you not get the reference?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:00:40 2015 No.14036270 >>14036266 Unless it's MG-related, I don't think it falls under "you should know this pop culture reference" here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:02:41 2015 No.14036280 >>14036270 It doesn't. /mgg/ just turns into /v/ with every new game for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:03:16 2015 No.14036283 >>14036270 It's MGS bullshit. Expect lots of it with the new game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:04:23 2015 No.14036286 >>14036280 I'm sorry, but how often do we start singing the lyrics of boss themes from MGR here on dead evenings? There's really no excuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:04:42 2015 No.14036288 >>14036213 I never met my sister but from what I know she was in the airforce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:06:28 2015 No.14036293 >>14036286 Ah, one of those self-centred types who lacks self-awareness and can't grasp that different people like different things than he does. Particularly when on forums not relating to what he likes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:07:14 2015 No.14036295 >>14036286 >but how often do we start singing the lyrics of boss themes from MGR here on dead evenings? Never. They're all Raiden themes anyway Also, >we

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:07:37 2015 No.14036297 >>14036293 Anon... Do you know where you are?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:09:00 2015 No.14036301 >>14036280 I'm pretty sure I was the only one here going on about saving the Western Empire from Barbarian savages when Atilla came out so it's not all new games.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:09:55 2015 No.14036305 Eh, worth a shot. RULES OF NATURE

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:10:16 2015 No.14036306
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>>14036246
>A lolihebi follows you around, always forgetting to hide her tail when you look
>You find cookies for you in your mailbox since she couldn't get into your house
>Whenever you start talking to another girl you hear whines and complaints from nearby
>Anytime you approach she slithers away as quick as she can
>If you sleep with the curtains closed she'll tap on the glass until you open them to see what it is

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:10:24 2015 No.14036307

>>14036297
Fair enough.

Still it's a good idea to call it out when it happens. Otherwise the poor guy will never realize when he's doing it and become one of those annoying nerds who talks someone ear off about something the other guy doesn't care about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:10:30 2015 No.14036308 I want to use a Dullahan's head like a puppet!

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:11:02 2015 No.14036309

>>14036293
He's right though. I don't like Metal Gear or Devil May Cry or several other things that get retard spammed here some days. But I can still recognize it. Jojo is another good example. Somebody starts yammering on about stands and you know what they're talking about.

In fact, anybody got the old bingo sheet from when these threads were on /a/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:11:39 2015 No.14036313 >>14036301 Naw just the mainstream ones. At least we aren't hipsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:12:30 2015 No.14036317 >>14036306 >Cute loli stalker-in-training that still hasn't learned how to properly yandere from mum yet. Fuck, would make a good story series like Ush-loli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:12:58 2015 No.14036318 >>14036307 Just give up. I just leave when the thread get's too cancerous/pedo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:13:20 2015 No.14036319 >>14036313 Are you saying you wouldn't get enjoyment from watching Samurai charge through volleys of gunfire into gunlines fun?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:14:17 2015 No.14036323 >>14036319 I don't get it. I never said whether or not I thought it would be fun or not. What's the relevance?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:14:29 2015 No.14036325 File: 24 KB, 443x372, 1435524673104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14036306 Are you trying to kill me with cuteness?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:15:01 2015 No.14036327 >>14036247 As a younger sister? Kobold, sea slime, anubis, harpy, and/or kitsune. For an older sister? Hellhound, demon, kejourou, pharaoh, Cupid and/or valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:15:18 2015 No.14036329 >>14036325 Look at that smug fucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:16:19 2015 No.14036332 >>14036323 I dunno anon, I'm tired.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:17:13 2015 No.14036336

>>14036325
>>14036329

>Lolihebi's mum watching her daughter trying to into yandere.
>She gives you pic related's look when she comes to the decision that lolihebi is now at the age she should start being taught how to properly yandere
>Her face on knowing how screwed you are

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:17:37 2015 No.14036339 >>14036325 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:17:52 2015 No.14036340 File: 273 KB, 496x700, OBJECTION.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035391 >You are now imagining this image with generic niggah thug arguing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:19:05 2015 No.14036347 I want to use an empty mirror pane to convince a dumb harpy that she's turned into me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:19:09 2015 No.14036348 >>14036247 >Younger Red Oni, Ogre, Lich, Dhampir >Older Blue Oni, Wight, Wisp, Arachne, Vampire, Kejourou, Devil, Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:21:02 2015 No.14036356 Story about protecting the smile of a Gigantes when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:21:12 2015 No.14036357 >>14036340 9/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:21:47 2015 No.14036359 >>14036247 >Younger Anubis, Lich, Nightmare, Baphomet who's technically older. >Older Dragon, Gnome, Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:21:58 2015 No.14036361 File: 2.58 MB, 3000x2000, NfoiCD6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035772 Wyvern childhood friend comes with a class change

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:23:15 2015 No.14036363 >>14036336 I wonder what it's like when she locks you in a room with her daughter to ease her first shedding

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:24:50 2015 No.14036367 File: 3.82 MB, 2500x3500, Brown, Black, Beautiful.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14035772 I know what I want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:25:19 2015 No.14036369 >>14036246 That sounds like it could be cool. Would you teach her how to properly yandere? >>14036247 >Older Lich, Yeti, Demon, Hellhound, Dhampir, Ushi, Troll >Younger Kobold, Ushi, Yeti, Wendigo, Mimic >>14036306 Oh god. It's too cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:25:23 2015 No.14036370 >>14036340 >attempted rape prevention I like you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:26:06 2015 No.14036371 >>14036367 Yes, Yes, we all know you're a slut for the big black V.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:26:55 2015 No.14036373 Alpanon, when are andrea and anon gonna fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:27:01 2015 No.14036374 >>14036371 He asked. And you don't know me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:27:04 2015 No.14036375 >>14036336 >You start finding Lolihebi sleeping outside your window more often than not >each you find that she's huddled up to a pillow with a crude drawing of your face on it for warmth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:28:16 2015 No.14036380 >>14036374 So you're not the one guy that always gushes about black dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:28:19 2015 No.14036381 >>14036373 Never, that story was axed like a year ago. Don't you know anything?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:29:00 2015 No.14036384 >>14036380 There are two of them, actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:29:19 2015 No.14036387 >>14036380 >the one guy I know for a fact that there's more than one!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:30:00 2015 No.14036388 >>14036381 Nah, most the time I don't even bother reading anything in these threads besides Ctrl+F 'pastebin' for stories. This shits is cancer. I think this is my 3rd time posting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:30:25 2015 No.14036390 >>14036375 Time to put as many continents as possible between us. Surely her mother knows she could do better than me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:30:55 2015 No.14036391 >>14036384 >>14036387 They're both massive sluts,

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:31:40 2015 No.14036394

>>14036388
>This shits is cancer
The writing or the threads?
>3rd time posting
I'm confused that you'd be asking about a shitty old story that was reuploaded only to get people to stop bitching that it had been deleted if that is the case. There's actually good stories out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:32:13 2015 No.14036396 >>14036375 Time to bring her inside for real cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:33:15 2015 No.14036399 >>14036375 Time to bring her in.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:36:05 2015 No.14036405

>>14036375
>More often than not
Excuse me? Are you implying I wouldn't bring her in the very first night I found her like that. You can't just leave a loli laying around outside, even if she is a creepy snake. Or at least leave the window open and put a blanket over her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:38:09 2015 No.14036414 I got this one story idea a human woman, trying to do a documentary on kakuen in the mountains, slow turning into one until she rapes her cameraman. i wish i had the time to work on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:38:14 2015 No.14036416 >>14036394 Mostly the threads. Well for whatever reason I actually thought your story was 'ight. Welp thanks for clearing that up so at least I don't expect an update.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:38:59 2015 No.14036418

>>14036396
>>14036399
>>14036405

You fell for the classic pity bait trap, as coached by her mother. You now have a 33% chance to get roofied and of waking up to her trying to get herself pregnant with your child.

There's still a 66% chance she's too comfortable to remember the plan her mother taught her and just wraps around you for warmth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:41:09 2015 No.14036428 >>14036416 Vertex is kind of the same story, only better and more focused. If you're interested, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:41:19 2015 No.14036429 >>14036418 Eh still worth it. Except too bad for her. I'm barren. And also I would like her even more if she focused on her studies and become successful. That way she can make her child as happy as she wants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:42:09 2015 No.14036430 >>14036414 And now you realize that "monkey see, monkey do" actually means "monkey see man, monkey do man!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:42:23 2015 No.14036434 >>14036418 Worth it either way. All that matters, is that she's nice, warm, and cozy.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:42:36 2015 No.14036436

>>14036418
Well... I don't like snakes, but I don't regret it either, if that 1/3rd chance comes to fruition. At least I did right by what I thought. And we can see about getting something she she stays as a loli for good. At least she would have the cute factor to fight the snake part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:44:24 2015 No.14036439 >>14036221 Might be cool. Though I question whether the dead can make good chefs what with not having to eat and all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:45:18 2015 No.14036441 I'm looking for more stories with Alps. Anyone know any off the top of their head?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:45:19 2015 No.14036442 File: 583 KB, 800x941, 61f05fa25a06cce24644ebbde508f0db.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am i just not allowed to like Dragons anymore fuck this place

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:46:22 2015 No.14036447 >>14036428 I'll check it out later, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:47:40 2015 No.14036451 >>14036442 What? Everyone is allowed to like Dragons! Don't be an idiot. >>14036447 Word of warning, the new MC is getting together with a Dark Elf and Andrea will be paired with someone else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:48:05 2015 No.14036452 >>14036442 Right now we kind of are in a shitposting phase. Sorry about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:48:41 2015 No.14036453 >>14036441 Alp adventures. http://pastebin.com/u/EMCol

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:49:25 2015 No.14036457 >>14036442 I've always found the ziongre as odd. I mean its a wolf-dragon thing right?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:49:31 2015 No.14036458

>>14036441
There was that greentext about an alp and a guy raping each other while calling one another faggots. That's the only one I remember at the moment. I don't really care for them, so I tend to not bother. Wait, actually, I think Harblador did one too. It was a one shot, had something to do with someone being mindflayed into thinking they were a fullblown succuslut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:50:02 2015 No.14036459 >>14036457 Such is the result of Dragons and Anubi coupling. Tsk, tsk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:51:02 2015 No.14036461 >>14036442 No? It's just one fag. >system won't let me upload images What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:51:08 2015 No.14036462 >>14036414 should do it from the perspective of the cameraman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:51:10 2015 No.14036463 >>14036452 >Right now we are in a shitposting phase. Everytime I check this place while ctrl + f 'pastebin' it's 80%-90% shitposting 5% waifu posting 3% contributions (stories, art, etc.) 2% Arguing about old shit 0.5% About bob 0.5% other shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:52:11 2015 No.14036464 >>14036453 >>14036458 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:52:14 2015 No.14036465 >>14036459 Okay. THAT was actually a fraction clever. Point for the shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:52:24 2015 No.14036466 >>14036459 Case in point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:52:42 2015 No.14036468 >>14035932 One more thing, I wrote time ago about an unfortunate succubus but ended up having it unlisted in pastebin and didn't post it here either, so I'm fixing both of those issues. http://pastebin.com/bSDLDxj6

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:53:01 2015 No.14036469 >>14036464 Why are you so interested in Alps anyway? >>14036465 I'm not him, I just saw an opportunity and took it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:53:41 2015 No.14036471 >>14036457 yes but its freaking awesome. id post its theme, but youtube is being a bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:54:03 2015 No.14036472 >>14036463 Are you from the /a/ MonMusu threads or something? They talk about us a lot. >80%-90% shitposting Things have been relatively decent today aside from the cuckspammer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:54:53 2015 No.14036475 >>14036471 This what you wanted? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYBeybodVw8

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:55:07 2015 No.14036476 >>14036441 Alp quest, the same writer then wrote an alp greentext on /monster/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:55:58 2015 No.14036478 >>14036469 Well that explains why it was at all clever...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:58:02 2015 No.14036484 Consider the following: a young Kunoichi and Mantis race across the treetops to save their sweetheart from getting captured and kissed by their Gigantes rival!

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:58:24 2015 No.14036485

>>14036469
Why do you think?
Don't act like you wouldn't fuq a boyish girl.
>>14036472
Nah, I used to visit the threads a lot back in 2013. I used to just lurk on MGU, before teenage drama started. MGU is dead so I come here for anything monster related, besides the off chance that I go to /monster/ out of boredom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:59:04 2015 No.14036486 >>14036475 YES! thanks man!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:59:22 2015 No.14036489 >>14036485 >Why do you think? Maybe you just like beer, nachos and Halo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:00:41 2015 No.14036492 >>14036489 I don't get the reference, but okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:01:06 2015 No.14036494 >>14036451 >>14036452 Well if its one guy i can just forget it then >>14036461 well shit, neither can i

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:01:37 2015 No.14036495 >>14036492 The joke is that Alps try to lure boys into their basement by offering those things, which, as we all know, no man can resist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:02:32 2015 No.14036498 >>14036485 >Don't act like you wouldn't fuq a boyish girl. A tomboy Succubus could do everything an Alp can do, but better. Anyways, Alps wouldn't make for feasible tomboys if you take their profile into account.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:02:38 2015 No.14036499 >>14036484 What is this, Naruto?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:03:26 2015 No.14036502 Looks like images are down for the time being. I'm hearing the same thing happening on other boards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:03:34 2015 No.14036503 >>14036494 The image upload issue appears to be site-wide.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:03:55 2015 No.14036505 >>14036499 I was thinking more like a cutesy version of SnK but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:04:42 2015 No.14036507 >>14036499 Believe it! >rosettastoneintensifies >>14036495 But what if I told you I don't like beer, nachos, or Halo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:05:01 2015 No.14036509 >>14036502 ITS THE END!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:05:35 2015 No.14036511 >>14036507 >I don't like beer, nachos, or Halo Found the Alp. Kick it out and get in the basement!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:07:00 2015 No.14036514 >>14036507 Yo. I can get not liking beer or halo, but whats your problem with nachos? >>14036509 One can hope, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:07:50 2015 No.14036516 >>14036514 Dangit Admins. Well at least drawfags can still post their stuff through links.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:07:56 2015 No.14036517 >>14036462 yeah, you the cameraman should be oblivious and doesn't know what's going on till its too late.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:09:20 2015 No.14036520 >>14036514 I'd rather eat anything besides nachos. I don't like cheese that much, and most of the time it's really greasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:09:59 2015 No.14036521 >>14036520 You've never had good nachos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:10:11 2015 No.14036524 >>14036520 >greasy is bad Son, if you got yourself some proper exercise every once in a while, you wouldn't need to worry about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:11:24 2015 No.14036527 >>14036520 >I don't like cheese that much Found the token black guy. Also if had eaten nachos that were done right, you wouldn't be saying you don't like nachos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:12:49 2015 No.14036531 >>14036414 why don't you have the time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:13:11 2015 No.14036532 >>14036524 Dadanon I never said that being greasy is bad. I just hate overly greasy things.I don't need to exercise I'm putting nikki to same with my natural ghetto booty. >>14036527 Jokes on you! I'm white as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:14:08 2015 No.14036534 >>14036532 But all whites love cheese!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:14:16 2015 No.14036535 I made an edit of my favorite kitsune from monster girl quest, also a crude decensor. http://i.imgur.com/N8DDtGK.jpg Hellhound with 9 times the fluff!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:14:27 2015 No.14036537 >>14036532 >just hate overly greasy things Confirmed for /fit/ness Alp. No man hates greasy things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:15:05 2015 No.14036538 >>14036532 Correction, you're more like the coach from the original story about Andrae and Anon .>>14036534 What if I told you I don't like Mayonnaise either?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:15:06 2015 No.14036539 >>14036535 Well done Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:15:23 2015 No.14036540 >>14036535 >hellfox I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:16:16 2015 No.14036542 >>14036535 Anon, this is silly. A good kind of silly, but silly nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:16:18 2015 No.14036543 >>14036538 Eh. Mayonnaise is alright. But why don't you like cheese? I bet you hare bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:16:22 2015 No.14036544 >>14036535 Jesus Christ, how horafying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:16:39 2015 No.14036545 >>14036535 Well, you weren't kidding about it being crude. It gets the point across though, and I love some dark skin lolis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:16:48 2015 No.14036546 >>14036503 fark well just assume i posted this http://imgur.com/AHZUkNA

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:17:24 2015 No.14036547 >>14036531 Im the british gardening guy from earlier in the thread, who about to go and start his day there in 30 min. Ill just let someone else make a story of it they could probably do better then me anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:17:36 2015 No.14036550 >>14036538 >the coach What, you never had a gym teacher who felt that giving heartfelt speeches to kids he singled out was the best way to teach gym?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:18:37 2015 No.14036554 >>14036547 Can't I have your job instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:19:24 2015 No.14036558 >>14036545 I could've done a better job on the uncensor if I'd put more time into it specifically, but at the same time, with jingai modoki's art, there's either almost the entire dick and vag to uncensor or nearly nothing at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:20:02 2015 No.14036559 >>14036535 >Nine tailed hellhound We are all fucked. Both literally snd metaphorically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:20:43 2015 No.14036560 >>14036535 I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:21:07 2015 No.14036561 >>14036535 >>14036559 >Hellhound that has possibly evolved to magic use PANIC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:21:44 2015 No.14036563 >>14036554 its not true employment, more like community service for not getting a job no, i can only offer you the story idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:22:28 2015 No.14036565 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Lilim >Cuck posting isn't endemic to this place Oh geeze.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:22:41 2015 No.14036566 >>14036441 Your best friend is an Alp CYOA

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:25:46 2015 No.14036569 >>14036565 >wiki comments section Why do this to yourself m8?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:26:02 2015 No.14036570 >>14036565 ctrl + f Cuck no results at least there's that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:26:45 2015 No.14036571 Good night Anons. Take care to avoid burning down the thread and remember to ruffle the hair of a bottom heavy tomboy, I hear it brings you good luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:27:26 2015 No.14036572 >>14036563 Well I'm not taking it, I don't know anything about Kakuens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:28:39 2015 No.14036574 >>14036572 You are in luck comrade! http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kakuen

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:31:22 2015 No.14036582 >>14036569 I didn't mean to I was just bored.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:32:21 2015 No.14036584 >>14036571 >ruffle the hair of a bottom heavy tomboy, I hear it brings you good luck. Way ahead of you, bud. I would do that for every one of them that lets me. They are too cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:33:35 2015 No.14036588 >>14035867 >Forgot the tail I'll go cry in a corner before I commit sudoku http://i.imgur.com/JPgiZ1e.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:34:22 2015 No.14036589 >>14036584 >Reactions vary from assuming you're teasing them to telling you it's embarrassing to one telling you it feels nice and to keep going.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:39:29 2015 No.14036604 >>14035867 >>14036588 Oh, awesome. Kakuen ridin' on a segway almost has the same sing along ring to it too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:49:41 2015 No.14036618 >>14036588 I don't even like kakuen that much, but this is great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:50:46 2015 No.14036622 >>14036588 >A Kakuen on a segway will never pull up next to you and start flirting with you awkwardly. Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:55:08 2015 No.14036630 >>14036588 That's pretty good. Though by the angle of her face I can only assume that she just saw something >I hope my boss doesn't mind me borrowing her latest moped model >She's staring at me from the roof isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:03:34 2015 No.14036638 Big loli monstergirl butts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:04:51 2015 No.14036640 >>14036638 With fat ellin thighs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:05:23 2015 No.14036642 So. If you have a Shoggoth maid, and she creates a condom out of herself and you fuck someone with it on, who are you actually having sex with?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:05:26 2015 No.14036643 >>14036640 Yee

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:06:57 2015 No.14036646 >>14036642 >Implying the girl you're fucking isn't also shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:08:18 2015 No.14036650 >>14036642 Couldn't the Shoggoth absorb the semen from the condom despite the fact it isn't attached to her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:08:45 2015 No.14036651 >>14036646 >implying you're not also just a part of the shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:14:57 2015 No.14036656 >>14036642 >Female bit thrusting into another female Ten minutes and no trolling. Cuck-anon must have gone to bed with the rest of (most of) /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:15:27 2015 No.14036657 >>14036651 >Implying every woman in the world isn't shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:15:38 2015 No.14036658 Too many Shoggoths. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:16:49 2015 No.14036660 >>14036640 Dude what's with your fixation on ellin? You bring them up out of the blue every thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:19:19 2015 No.14036664 >>14036660 I'm not actually that guy, it was just the fastest way to get across my question.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:19:41 2015 No.14036666

>>14036660
Not him, but I'm sure like most fetishes, there's probably more than one person that's into it.

Elin has become the /mgt/ term for that body shape archetype of young, flat chest, but large hips and butt. Like being pear-shaped, being fit, loli, CC, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:22:37 2015 No.14036672 >>14036666 It's not really just an "/mgt/ term". It's pretty good short-hand given that Elin fit that description to a T.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:24:31 2015 No.14036676

>>14036660
Not him, but I have a confession to make. I don't really care about tits at all. They're alright, but anything larger than an A cup or a small B is just kind of pointless to me. On the other hand, I absolutely love great big butts, wide hips and plump thighs. If Elin weren't fun sized and were instead a normal height, they'd be pretty much perfect save for not having enough monster features.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:25:13 2015 No.14036677 >>14036666 >there's probably more than one lolicon Well yeah, I get that, it's just strange. It'd be like, fuck, I dunno, using 'draenei' as a body archetype.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:28:49 2015 No.14036683 >>14036660 There's five or so people that regularly bring up Elin

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:29:29 2015 No.14036684 >>14036677 Suuuuure you can. What traits do all Draenei have in common, that set them apart from other fantasy races? Horns, the little tentacle things, hooves...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:30:30 2015 No.14036685 >tfw your monsterwaifu will never ask you for tree fiddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:31:33 2015 No.14036687 >>14036684 Ugly western butterface.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:31:42 2015 No.14036688 >>14036684 Mmm space goats. They're also got sharp teeth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:32:16 2015 No.14036690 >>14036676 I respectfully disagree, believing that while hips and ass are both nice, breasts are a more convenient and attractive feature. Any one is useless without the others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:32:31 2015 No.14036691 >>14036684 You lost me. Was that sarcasm? Don't forget those delicious as fuck legs and slim waists. >>14036687 Draw them like your cute anime grills then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:33:40 2015 No.14036692 >>14036676 Well at least you're not strictly in it for the pedo angle. Did you watch Shingeki no Bahamut? Cerberus has some fuckin' delicious thighs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:35:03 2015 No.14036693 >>14034098 And now its private great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:36:54 2015 No.14036694 >>14036693 Maybe he's adding onto it or redoing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:40:15 2015 No.14036698 >>14036688 >>14036687 >>14036684 >Nobody bringing up the most important part of draenei They can cut glass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:40:36 2015 No.14036699 This week on Overlord: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7OAW_6Fo_s

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:42:00 2015 No.14036702 >>14036698 I take out the trash barefoot on occasion. Stepping on broken glass hurts like a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:42:40 2015 No.14036703 >>14036699 Is episode 9 out already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:43:42 2015 No.14036705 >>14036703 Yep

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:45:38 2015 No.14036710 >>14036705 >>14036699 TIME FOR SOME SPOOKY ASS WHOOPIN.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:46:08 2015 No.14036711 Since these are night-time hours in america, at what time does KC typically upload a new girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:47:13 2015 No.14036712 >>14036711 Like Wednesday afternoon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:48:04 2015 No.14036714 >>14036711 It varies. If he's actually got a schedule now though, we should have her by the afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:48:36 2015 No.14036715 >>14036711 A few hours from now if at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:53:19 2015 No.14036724 >>14036702 >I take out the trash barefoot on occasion. >barefoot You have only yourself to blame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:55:25 2015 No.14036726 >>14036693 What, people are still reading my crap? At this point is basically a kiki sex scene with some extra bits that may or may not become the rest of a story later. Un-privated, just for you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 05:55:33 2015 No.14036744 Dead go and stay go

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 05:58:06 2015 No.14036748 >>14036744 And still no images. Thanks Obama.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 05:59:11 2015 No.14036752 >>14036726 >At this point is basically a kiki sex scene People like their maids. Even if Shoggoth is superior in every way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:00:01 2015 No.14036753 >>14036752 You're damn right a superior being is superior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:00:31 2015 No.14036755 >>14036752 If I was going to hire a maid and then demand they masturbate during the interview, which would put up a better performance, the Kiki or Shoggoth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:00:38 2015 No.14036756 >>14036744 No. They should come. Again and again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:01:32 2015 No.14036759 >>14036756 That's your job, Gravekeeper-kun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:01:36 2015 No.14036761 Would Monster Girls be fans of Moonman?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:02:01 2015 No.14036762 I want KC to do a mid-tier undead already. From moaning moe retard to undead queen-goddess is too great a gap

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:02:43 2015 No.14036764 >>14036762 Ghouls fill that gap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:04:09 2015 No.14036769 >>14036764 Ghouls are a separate being. Though. Something else entirely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:04:57 2015 No.14036773 >>14036755 Shoggoth, probably. Not that a Kiki furiously masturbating in front of her master would be bad or anything. >>14036759 Well, I'll accept it with glee then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:05:07 2015 No.14036774 >>14036769 But they are mid tier though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:05:17 2015 No.14036776 dragoons when

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:05:40 2015 No.14036777 >>14036774 To clarify, what the udnead girls need is their own succubus. If it goes Lesser succubus > Sucubus > Demon Then we have zombie > ??? > Wight

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:05:52 2015 No.14036778 >>14036776 Never! No, not ever!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:05:59 2015 No.14036781 >>14036776 Since we were dead for so long I actually wound up working on it a bit. Y'happy? Huh? HUH?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:06:41 2015 No.14036782 >>14036781 That'll do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:06:59 2015 No.14036784 >>14036777 But Succubi don't evolve into Demons...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:08:17 2015 No.14036787 >>14036781 The proof is in the pudding, and if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:09:58 2015 No.14036791 >>14036784 Sure they do. The DL homogenized the entire demonic hierarchy. If you're a demon you're a succubus by default now. which succubus you are just depents on your powerlevel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:10:54 2015 No.14036794 Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree there's nothing wrong with Anubis and Dragons being friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:11:45 2015 No.14036798 >>14036794 Anon, please. Even the actual artwork is gorgeous. Now let's never speak of it again.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:12:22 2015 No.14036803

>>14036791
Except for the fact that the Demon Profile itself mentions that in most cases, Demons themselves are incapable of transforming Humans into Demons; usually just turning them into Succubi, which carries the inference that said Succubi can't just "Evolve" into a Demon.

They're a rarer breed, like Echidnas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:12:42 2015 No.14036804 >>14036794 Go choke on a futa dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:13:26 2015 No.14036806 >>14036804 Present it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:14:17 2015 No.14036810 >>14036806 Garrison pls go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:14:42 2015 No.14036811 >>14036804 >Trying to start shit Real smooth bro.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:18:04 2015 No.14036819

>>14036803
>On such occasions, unless the woman comes to have the same radical ideology as them, she would not become demon; so most will become succubi.

Naw, it's just like a morality bonus
>[Prerequisite achieved, advance to Demon now? Yes/No]
>[Lol, jk, what is free will? You have chosen Yes.]
>[Rank up to Demon achieved!]

If you don't meet it, you just get turned into a succubus, and then progress from there. Until you're both twisted and powerful enough to turn into a Demon. At least, that's what it seems to me. You need to remember where you are, anon.

>KC
>Telling any one 'no'

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:19:59 2015 No.14036824

>>14036819
Also,
>a demon at the forefront of the “radical faction”. If devil is the radical version of imp, then they are sort of the radical version of succubus.

>Speaking of demons, as of the present, they're succubi, but in the age of the former mamono lords, the demons were these demons, or something like that.

Everything points to Demons just being stronk succusluts. and if a Demon is just a stronk succuslut, there's nothing saying a strong succuslut can't be a Demon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:20:21 2015 No.14036825 Who watches the watchmen in MGC?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:23:15 2015 No.14036829

>>14036824
>as of the present, they're succubi
That's every girl in the MGE. If you don't draw the distinct lines between them, you might as well just start saying any girl can become any other. And that's just silly.

>then they are sort of the radical version of succubus
Again that, to me, indicates a distinct divide. They are "Sort of". It's a rough comparison.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:27:31 2015 No.14036840

>>14036829
>That's every girl in the MGE
Yes but it isn't said for every girl. He goes out of his way to mention it this time, thus lending something more to the assertion.

>They are "Sort of"
That's just the type of language KC/the translators use. Rarely would you see a definitive "They are". also, you didn't say anything about my previous quote of
>>On such occasions, unless the woman comes to have the same radical ideology as them, she would not become demon; so most will become succubi.
Which implies that if they do have the same ideology, they can turn into Demons. And the method is the same, it's just the success is a Demon, the failure a Succubus. Which implies they are of the same breed, just a few evolutions apart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:28:59 2015 No.14036848 >>14036825 Inspector Gazer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:34:44 2015 No.14036867 New girl when. I'm doing F5 all the time.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:34:51 2015 No.14036868

>>14036840
Well, the profile also goes out of its way to describe how Demons go out of their way in the corruption process to make really, really, really extra-lewdly sure that the transformation will result in a Demon; so it seems as though a "Failure" probably wouldn't come around and wind up "Evolving".

Of course, that's only regarding those that Demons personally "Fail" to transform. It does indicate there is some correlation between the two, and in theory some other previously unrelated Succubus could get talked around to the Extremist way and "Level-up" into a Demon...

I dunno. It's definitely something you could head-canon easily, but I find myself wanting to ask KC about it, just to hear his thoughts on such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:35:10 2015 No.14036869 >>14036848 But who watches inspector Gazer? Her many adoring fans!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:36:08 2015 No.14036874 >>14036867 Uh, anon? He hasn't even tweeted his "Powering up" bit. I fear the streak may be broken...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:37:51 2015 No.14036884 >>14036874 He usually posts that around an hour from now unless my memory is failing me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:38:25 2015 No.14036887 >>14036884 Hope. Such a pathetic thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:39:18 2015 No.14036891 >>14036884 I'll admit my memory ain't the best either, but in my experience, he usually posts the "Powering up" at around 2am (It's 4:30 now for me), and then the MG herself usually follows around...now-ish. Seeing as how nothing's materialized...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:39:33 2015 No.14036892 >>14036874 He never does it at a consistent time, once he did it 5 AM EST and once he did it much later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:40:14 2015 No.14036893 >>14036868 This is the problem with KC's lack of worldbuilding I think. It is definitely easily head-canonable, but without detail KC will never go into without you prompting him, you'll never solidify it for sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:41:16 2015 No.14036899 >>14036891 We should see a tweet in an hour or two if we're on schedule.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:43:12 2015 No.14036904

>>14036893
Well, that is kind of the point. In the end, all our arguing is mostly pointless, as the majority of content is based around our individual head-canons.

I'm just curious about what KC's thoughts on this line of inquiry would be for no reason other than that. Wouldn't affect how I play it, nor you I imagine; just curious how he would.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:44:03 2015 No.14036906 What is the best kind of dragon and why is it red-eyes black?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:45:03 2015 No.14036909 >>14036906 What kind won't touch my Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:45:54 2015 No.14036911 I wrote down one of my fantasy, it's about a hellhound http://pastebin.com/cXzJqqgq I have so much more to say, but I felt like releasing this bit on its own

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:46:01 2015 No.14036912 >>14036906 Darkness looks cooler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:47:37 2015 No.14036919 >>14036906 Well Black is obviously the best, but red eyes? Surely you mean greenish yellow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:48:37 2015 No.14036923 >>14036911 So you're a new writefag, too? You guys are popping up lately. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:53:51 2015 No.14036934 >>14036919 >Well Black is obviously the best Do you think Black Dragons, Dark Elves, and Hellhounds wonder where the white boys at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:54:58 2015 No.14036936 >>14036934 Hellhounds do. Dark Elves and Black Dragons are classy and phrase it differently. >Where's the ivory to complement my ebony?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:02:23 2015 No.14036951 >>14036906 >Red eyes >Not Kisara Naw, get that shit outta here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:03:53 2015 No.14036954 >>14036906 Any dragon who>>14036911 would put a collar and leash on me a made me service her like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:04:05 2015 No.14036956 >>14036936 Ren Xiongmao is the whitest monster I can think of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:05:41 2015 No.14036963 >>14036951 Kisara is a cutie. Not enough Dragon-Girl pics of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:05:55 2015 No.14036964 >>14036956 I think you're forgetting Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:06:48 2015 No.14036968 >>14036963 What's a Kisara?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:06:58 2015 No.14036969 >>14036936 >You will never be a pale white boy who gets hit on by dark skinned Monster Girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:08:14 2015 No.14036974 >>14036968 Kisara is the human form of Blue Eyes White Dragon. And Egypt!Seto's lover.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:10:23 2015 No.14036980 >>14036213 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:11:34 2015 No.14036981 >>14036964 Overall you're right, but in terms of skin color I think Ren is slightly lighter than Shirohebi. I could just be seeing things though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:13:48 2015 No.14036986 >>14036969 But I don't want to be consumed like the delicious piece of white meat I am!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:18:28 2015 No.14036995 I want to shiggity shoggoty a shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:19:19 2015 No.14036999 >>14036794 >friends Is that what they're calling it these days?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:19:34 2015 No.14037001 >>14036981 Yeah, checking up on it, Ren Xiongmao has a paler face in the profile image, the rest of her is about the same as the Shirohebi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:19:46 2015 No.14037002 >>14036999 Butt buddies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:21:35 2015 No.14037010 >>14037002 Like that scene in Requiem For a Dream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:23:31 2015 No.14037017 >>14037002 Cunt companions! Clit compatriots!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:24:23 2015 No.14037022 >>14036995 I want to make a Shoggoth go "Tekeli-li!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:24:50 2015 No.14037024 >>14037017 Poon Pals! Minge Muchachos!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:25:08 2015 No.14037026 >>14037017 Eating each other out! No dicks allowed!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:27:03 2015 No.14037032 >>14037026 Off to the corner of shame with you. Right next to the matangos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:27:52 2015 No.14037033 >>14037024 Bean banditos! What're we talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:28:08 2015 No.14037034 >>14037024 Mons Pubis Playmates! Labia Lovers!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:29:05 2015 No.14037040 >>14037033 >What're we talking about? Scissoring Sisters!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:29:18 2015 No.14037042 >>14036986 I want a predatory older Anubis to forcefully hit on me and drag me back to her place, telling me she won't take no for an answer!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:30:09 2015 No.14037046 >>14036923 It happened last September too. If its anything like last year we'll have some awesome new writers until around January, where everyone just vanishes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:30:25 2015 No.14037047 >>14037042 Are you a dragon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:31:29 2015 No.14037051 >>14037042 Is she taking you there to meet her dragon girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:31:50 2015 No.14037054 >>14037042 I want to give an anubis a nuru massage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:32:13 2015 No.14037056 >>14037042 Jackals are very dangerous predators and not to be fucked with. Unless you actually want to fuck with them, in which case, I can't stop you. Having jackal cubs is the future you chose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:32:40 2015 No.14037058 >>14037046 Think of the bright side, someone is always bound to stick around. Even if nobody wants them to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:32:47 2015 No.14037059 >>14037032 At least they won't betray you. Anubis officially worse than matango.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:32:48 2015 No.14037060

>>14037047
>>14037051
I'm sorry, I forgot Anubi and Dragons weren't allowed anymore. Let me rephrase it with one of the more approved girls

I want a predatory older Jabberwock to forcefully hit on me and drag me back to her place, telling me she won't take no for an answer!

I want a predatory older Hellhound to forcefully hit on me and drag me back to her place, telling me she won't take no for an answer!

I want a predatory older Dark Elf to forcefully hit on me and drag me back to her place, telling me she won't take no for an answer!

I want a predatory older Pharaoh to forcefully hit on me and drag me back to her place, telling me she won't take no for an answer!

I want a predatory older Chocolate Alp to forcefully hit on me and drag me back to her place, telling me she won't take no for an answer!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:33:40 2015 No.14037061 >>14037056 But if she's old enough, she can't have puppies and you can go at it unprotected! >>14037060 >Chocolate Alp Sweden, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:33:54 2015 No.14037062 I want to troll a Lich and for her expression not to change at all! I want her to just ignore my attempts and to carry on with her experiments without seeming the slightest bit annoyed!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:34:59 2015 No.14037066 >>14037061 >monster girls >too old to have children I don't think you thought this clever plan of yours quite through.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:36:05 2015 No.14037068 >>14037061 >she can't have puppies Was her getting fucked hard enough to have one part of her plan? Because it's part of mine, now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:38:21 2015 No.14037075 >>14037060 >an alp I came here to laugh at you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:38:46 2015 No.14037076 >>14037060 >I forgot Anubi and Dragons weren't allowed anymore I hope this meme just dies soon. It's unfair that one faggot had to ruin not one but two decent girls for the whole thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:39:51 2015 No.14037077 >>14037076 At least they're not stinky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:40:51 2015 No.14037079 >>14037076 Ah, it's just faggots being faggots. Remember that one guy who has so asshurt about that one Mantis pic that he mentioned vore at every opportunity Mantis was brought up, further ruining the girl only for himself? It'll pass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:41:29 2015 No.14037080 >>14037076 Maybe we can use this time to make substitutes? I think Sphynxs and Jabberwocks are cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:42:13 2015 No.14037085 >>14037080 I'd love Sphinx, but you niggas don't take riddles seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:42:23 2015 No.14037086 >>14037077 Let's not start digging up dead memes. There's also nothing wrong with some creepy-crawly musk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:42:42 2015 No.14037087 >>14037077 I care slightly less bout that because everything about centipede's design puts me off, but I can see how that threadcanon annoys her fans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:43:16 2015 No.14037088 >>14037086 Yes there is, and it's that it was one faggot ruining things for everybody.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:43:37 2015 No.14037089 >>14037085 I'd intentionally not know the Sphynx's riddles, just because I want her to dom me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:43:52 2015 No.14037090 >>14037080 >>14037085 Here's a riddle. I am not bought, but given away. But when I'm given away, I'm thrown away. What am I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:45:30 2015 No.14037096 >>14037090 Leftovers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:45:39 2015 No.14037097 >>14037090 I... Uh... Is it Advice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:45:42 2015 No.14037098 >>14037090 Virginity?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:46:20 2015 No.14037099 >>14037088 You have my condolences if that's all it takes to ruin something for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:47:08 2015 No.14037104 >>14037099 RUINED FOREVER!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:47:19 2015 No.14037105 >>14037096 >>14037097 >>14037098 A receipt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:48:18 2015 No.14037109 >>14037105 >thrown away I reject this notion as bullshit. If I ask for a bloody receipt, I take it for keeping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:48:53 2015 No.14037111 >>14037105 Please don't rape me Miss Sphinx.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:49:14 2015 No.14037113 >>14037090 >>14037105 Oh dear, I seem to have been wrong! I guess I'll have to be raped by a Sphinx now, oh what a world! No point in fighting it, I'll simply lie back and let her steal my virginity, what a crafty cat!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:50:05 2015 No.14037115 >>14037104 Yes, yes. Now hush, let me appreciate these ruined cuties in peace.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:50:49 2015 No.14037117

>Over protective Demon onee-san
>She spends most of her day worrying about you, from where you are to if you're eating properly
>Sometimes she goes a little too far while thinking of your well being though
>It turns out she locked you in a chastity belt for your own safety while you were sleeping
>Partly to protect you from other girls when she's not there to fend them off but also to stop her succumbing to her own urges and violating her own brother
>It turns out she views herself as the biggest threat to your purity to the point she does stupid things like this to prevent herself from crossing that line
>It still doesn't stop her laying awake at night and masturbating to her fantasies in a self loathing state of mind

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:50:49 2015 No.14037118 >>14037115 STINKY WEEABOO NEETS! AND THEY ALL SPEAK LIKE THEY WERE WRITTEN BY ALP!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:52:06 2015 No.14037120 >>14037118 Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:52:37 2015 No.14037121 >>14037120 Well that's awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:54:13 2015 No.14037122 >>14037121 Don't care, Oomukades are still lovely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:55:05 2015 No.14037124 >>14037117 I was with it until surprise chastity belt. Fuck that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:57:50 2015 No.14037130 >>14037117 What will it take to get her to admit her true feelings and release the belt? Will I have to grind against her and futilely hump her to show that I'm just as desperate for her as she is for me?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:00:38 2015 No.14037134

Would you take an offer to voice act in a dating sim or erotic game from the monstergirl universe?
For the sake of argument, say a modern day MGC where there simply aren't enough husbandos to go around and bored MGs shlick away to VNs and Bejeweled clones.
Could you stand a nerdy, unkempt mousegirl or Oomukade recognizing you on the street and asking you to say your lines?
Would you go to their imageboards and indulge their memes for the greater good?
Would you end up in a relationship with the tanuki game maker who invited you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:02:18 2015 No.14037138 how many new writefags have we got every this week?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:03:35 2015 No.14037143 >>14037138 Is this a roll call? Tiny Heroes guy, present!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:03:36 2015 No.14037144 >>14037134 >Having lonely MGs schlick to your voice >Free tanuki waifu Yes, please!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:04:04 2015 No.14037145 >>14037138 >every this week You fail to words sir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:04:56 2015 No.14037149 >>14037134 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Probably no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:06:14 2015 No.14037151 >>14037143 >>14037143 if it is then Beast, on lunch break! (ill be back properly at 3 in the afternoon british time)

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:07:54 2015 No.14037156

>>14037117
Recklessly tempt her until she can't take it. Insist we sleep together cause I had nightmares no woman could ever love me, and say I just wanted to feel close to some one. Feel her up while pretending to still be sleeping. She'll break. I don't even give her the full night.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:08:23 2015 No.14037158

>>14037134
>Would you take an offer to voice act in a dating sim or erotic game from the monstergirl universe?
My voice isn't that stellar, but I'm British, and I can perfectly imitate David Hayter's grunts, so sure.
>Could you stand a nerdy, unkempt mousegirl or Oomukade recognizing you on the street and asking you to say your lines?
Sure. Does she want to take a picture, too?
>Would you go to their imageboards and indulge their memes for the greater good?
Maybe once or twice, just to tell the MGs they're all wonderful fans, and ask if they want any Vocaroo requests.
>Would you end up in a relationship with the tanuki game maker who invited you?
Nah. Tanukis are alright, but not really for me. What other girls worked on the project?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:10:37 2015 No.14037160 >>14037117 Nope, I'm going to go get raped by a gang of faceless P'Orcs in a dirty subway bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:11:27 2015 No.14037161 >>14037144 On second thought though, it'd be pretty fun to go for other girls besides the tanuki. Going for one of the nerd girls would be pretty fun because everytime you speak she just becomes so flustered she cant even form a sentence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:12:29 2015 No.14037164 >>14037134 Yes to almost all. I'll gladly be a VA and say lines like "What's shakin bacon". But as much as I like seeing my fans, I'll only date my biggest one, both literally and figuratively. I don't like small submissive loli neets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:14:07 2015 No.14037165 >>14037134 They'd probably do that thing where they masturbate, then shake hands with me with the hand that they used.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:14:56 2015 No.14037168

>>14037158
Succubus and crow tengu programmers (with a very slick chorded keyboard to make input feasible for the latter) and a human artist working under the direction of a Leanan Sidhe.
The tanuki rented a higher budget studio from a corporate interest and got you and the other men some face time with a ghandharva instructor rather than using well known actors who might be too busy, typecast, or recognizable.
The rest of the voice cast is a bunch of men of various ages and vocal ranges to lend to the player's fantasies.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:17:13 2015 No.14037169

>>14037161
>She becomes flustered and blushes whenever you speak
>Gets all shaky in the legs when you put on a more seductive tone
>One day, you decide to surprise her by whispering in her ear, "I love you."
>She moans and climaxes on the spot, gibbering about how it's even better than the binaural patch for your game.

>>14037168
>Succubus programmer

I'll take her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:17:19 2015 No.14037170 >>14037164 >"What's shakin' bacon." >"Did I hurt your whore feelings?" >"Fuck these birds, am I right?" ...that last one takes on a whole new meaning in this setting.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:19:40 2015 No.14037172

>>14037134
>Would you take an offer to voice act in a dating sim or erotic game from the monstergirl universe?
Sure, money's money and it it could be fun.
>Could you stand a nerdy, unkempt mousegirl or Oomukade recognizing you on the street and asking you to say your lines?
Anything for fans, I'd even go as far as whisper one of my lines into an Oomukade's ear and turn her into spaghetti.
>Would you go to their imageboards and indulge their memes for the greater good?
Sure, I'd also do Q&As for them but only sparingly to avoid taking over their threads and being an attention whore
>Would you end up in a relationship with the tanuki game maker who invited you?
I'd rather a creepy crawly

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:20:07 2015 No.14037173 Cross is charging power...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:22:57 2015 No.14037177 >>14037173 Was going to call you a liar but he just tweeted it after I last checked, cross is on time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:26:34 2015 No.14037182 >>14037177 So what do you think it will be this time? I'm going for the longshot of a Xiezhi, the justice uni-goat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:27:05 2015 No.14037183 >>14037170 >Say the nasty ass hair line to a masochist Kejourou >She drenches her panties

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:28:17 2015 No.14037185 >>14037182 Either something related to demons and devils or something obscure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:28:35 2015 No.14037186 >>14037182 I'm still rooting for a new Mist Continent MG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:29:30 2015 No.14037187 >>14037182 Hopefully another succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:30:27 2015 No.14037190 All this VA talk has made me much more receptive to the idea of making monstergirls orgasm through voice alone. It's a pretty hot concept, I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:31:26 2015 No.14037192 >>14037134 I'd rather one of my cylopean fans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:31:53 2015 No.14037193 >>14037190 I want to sneak up behind nerdy looking MGs and whisper lewd lines from my VNs into her ear to see her reaction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:33:05 2015 No.14037194 >>14037182 Cu Sith

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:34:59 2015 No.14037198 >>14037182 >Xiezhi That or a Baku could be nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:35:52 2015 No.14037199 >>14037193 Meeker monstergirls might seize up like a fainting goat, except they'll go all rigid and shievery with their hands between their legs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:36:11 2015 No.14037200 Arachne trying to climb out of an empty pool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:36:24 2015 No.14037201 >>14037194 There is a 70% chance of this coming out as a green haired furry. Do you really want that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:36:38 2015 No.14037202 >>14037192 >cyclopean So ones built like a brick shithouse?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:37:26 2015 No.14037203 >>14037202 He probably just means the lame punching bags with one eye.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:39:59 2015 No.14037205

>>14037190
>Walking through MGC
>Succubus jumps put of an alley threatening you with sum fuk
>Plant your feet firmly in the ground, your chest swells, and you whisper no
>She cums instantly, ahegaoing and lactating from the undeniable pleasure

Become the Black Bolt of orgasms. Neat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:40:01 2015 No.14037206 >>14037203 Monoeyes are lovely girls who should not be punched without consent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:40:44 2015 No.14037209 >>14037202 >>14037203 Blacksmith is love, Blacksmith is life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:41:14 2015 No.14037210 >>14037205 >turning the tables on their charm techniques this sounds like a super hero in the making

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:41:27 2015 No.14037211 >>14037201 >Do you really want that? Yes. It's like a bandaid. but instead of a bandaid its your face. I'd rather KC tear it off quickly and get it over with rather than this drawn out, 'when's the next furry' thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:43:36 2015 No.14037213 >>14033678 Why does the Troll have huge man hands?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:44:37 2015 No.14037215 >>14037213 Kinky handjobs, and it doesn't look that bad on huge buff girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:44:47 2015 No.14037216 >>14037213 They all kinda do. At least they aren't disproportionate with her arms.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:45:52 2015 No.14037219

>>14037210
>super hero

Not my intention. More like a regular guy who's kind of a dick and make girls orgasm at random and unfortunate times. Or a guy who tries to keep a low profile and talk the least he can, because his voice can make them orgasm whether he wants them to or not and that gets you fans. Fans you don't want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:46:52 2015 No.14037220 >>14037216 Oni and Tio don't. Then again, they aren't built like the Troll, and are meant to look more stereotypically girly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:47:50 2015 No.14037221 HAHAHAHA CAIT SITH 2.0

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:49:21 2015 No.14037223 So what does KC do? Finish working, post chuuni stuff to twitter, fap and then post the new girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:50:06 2015 No.14037224 Yup it's cu sith, fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:51:08 2015 No.14037225 >>14037219 Now I can't stop thinking of a guy standing in a crowd of monsters as he silently whispers omelette du fromage and they all collapse into a twitching heap. I'm not proud of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:51:29 2015 No.14037226 >>14037221 >>14037224 Well, I'm out, see you bros in a few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:51:46 2015 No.14037229 >>14037221 >>14037224 It was bound to happen at some point.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:52:04 2015 No.14037230

>>14037190
>You convince your Oomukade wife into trying out a new idea you have
>First you ask her to lay on the bet before chaining her arms above her head and blindfolding her while also making sure to chain her tail to avoid any unwanted flailing
>You finish the preparations by getting her to drink a highly potent aphrodisiac and blindfolding her
>Then you wait beside the bed in complete silence without moving a muscle, she meekly asks if you're still there and what's going on a few times but you ignore it all while waiting for the drug to to it's job
>After you're sure of it's effects you lean in next to her right ear and whisper your intentions to fuck her silly causing her to twitch in surprise, of course this is just part of the plan, you don't actually intend to touch her
>Instead you wait before whispering in her left ear something to obscene that it causes her to blush slightly
>You continue this alternating ear to ear whispering for a good half an hour or so before moving on and by this time she's squirming franticly from the mixture of your words and the aphrodisiac
>It's now you finally move in for the kill
>After a final moment is silence you move in next to her left ear for one last time and let out the words "I love you"
>She shakes violently almost ripping apart the bed with her monstrous strength as the climaxes, gritting her teeth in an attempt to stop herself moaning loud enough to wake the neighbours
>When she finally settles down you remove the blindfold and gently kiss her before placing yourself at her soaking wet entrance
>"H-honey the chains are still..." she can't even finish her sentence before you plunge inside her still sensitive pussy
>Tonight's going to be a long one

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:52:12 2015 No.14037231 >>14037225 That spoiler did not work how it was supposed to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:52:29 2015 No.14037232 >>14037225 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:52:32 2015 No.14037233 Cu Sith confirmed, where were you when MGE went full furry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:53:53 2015 No.14037234 I knew I smelled fire. And I have to miss the fireworks I AM ALREADY MAD! FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:54:28 2015 No.14037235 >People getting their jimmies rustled already

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:54:30 2015 No.14037236 Where did he post cu Sith? I'm still seeing his gathering power post as the last.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:54:59 2015 No.14037240 >>14037233 >MGE Come on mang

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:55:15 2015 No.14037241 >>14037233 I wish we could post images so I could post STANDING

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:55:19 2015 No.14037242 Faggots link to the Cu Sith or quit it, not seeing anything on his twitter or website.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:55:21 2015 No.14037243 >>14037224 >>14037221 Fucking finally Pics where? >excited_shizue_animal_crossing.jpg that I can't upload because 4chan is shitting itself again

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:56:12 2015 No.14037245 >>14037230 Sweet lord, yes. But it needs more ear nibbling and breath-play upon the ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:56:16 2015 No.14037246 >>14037240 What's a mang? I'm sorry pedro, we speak english on this board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:56:39 2015 No.14037247 >>14037233 >implying MGE hasn't gone full furry ages ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:58:31 2015 No.14037249 >>14037230 And I just noticed a ton of typos in that, I hate myself >>14037245 >Spoiler I hate myself for missing this chance too but it was only a quick green text so oh well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 08:58:32 2015 No.14037250 So with Cu Sith's entry, can we finally agree that KC was a mistake?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:00:10 2015 No.14037252 >>14037247 That's alright, I was a fan of kemono art (and a small percentage of other furry) before I even found KC's stuff. It's not that bad, really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:00:11 2015 No.14037253 >>14037250 No, the only mistake is transgender

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:00:15 2015 No.14037254 >>14037247 No, if it went full furry KC would've added some shit like a fruit that turns your dick into a horse shlong, or gave one of the dog girls extra breasts. We haven't hit rock bottom yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:01:25 2015 No.14037257 >>14037250 2 entries out of 172 isn't bad, that's a hell of a lot better ratio than most monster girl settings have. And lets face it Cait Sith is really tame for a furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:01:41 2015 No.14037258 >>14037250 I haven't seen a link yet, so I'm still denying it's existence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:02:24 2015 No.14037260 >>14037257 >And lets face it Cait Sith is really tame for a furry. It's a cat standing on two legs. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:02:25 2015 No.14037261 Cu Sith's entry is just Kobold but with furry wowitsfuckingnothing.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:03:28 2015 No.14037262 >>14037261 Wait till it's translated, it might be something unique. who am I kidding its fucking furry shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:03:38 2015 No.14037263 So where is she? The last entry on KC site is demon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:03:43 2015 No.14037264 >>14037260 If a cat standing on two legs was good enough for Konoe Mercury, it's good enough for us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:03:46 2015 No.14037265 >>14037246 It's Jesus gringo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:04:52 2015 No.14037268 >>14037264 >it's good enough for us. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:05:00 2015 No.14037270 >>14037264 Who? The "cat is fine too" guy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:05:36 2015 No.14037271 >>14037264 No it's not fuck you. Only Amazons and Alps are good for us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:05:53 2015 No.14037272 >>14037270 A witch who enabled the existence of catgirls the hard way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:06:45 2015 No.14037273 >>14037264 I'm gonna have to vouch with this guy. Personally, I'd do the Cu Sith, she's cute. Same with Cait Sith. My dick doesn't need to care about where its been, only where it's going.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:06:51 2015 No.14037274 >>14037260 >No snout >No multiple nipples >No multiple pairs of breasts >Not a futa >No knoted penis going in her >No giant clit Yeah she's pretty damn tame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:10:22 2015 No.14037278 >>14037272 Oh, you mean blazblue? I thought they were artificially created homonculi Then who fucked squirrel?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:10:32 2015 No.14037279 >>14037253 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:11:20 2015 No.14037281 >>14037274 >>No snout It's a cat. It's got a cat's nose and snout. It's a furry. It's not tame.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:11:22 2015 No.14037282 >>14037253 I'll take one Alp over two Cu Sith and Cait Sith anyday. At least Alps are cute and not furry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:12:21 2015 No.14037284 >>14037253 >furfags think they're better than the alpfags kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:12:57 2015 No.14037286 >>14037282 I wonder who could be behind this post. Oh I know, a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:14:16 2015 No.14037287 >>>/b/638614996 Fuck this guy for knocking out 4chan and preventing me from spamming laughter images and cu sith edits

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:14:56 2015 No.14037288 >>14037263 A few more hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:15:21 2015 No.14037289 >>14037284 Nah, they are both shit But I don't see hundreds of posts about cait sith every thread. So yeah, I would say transgender guy is much much worse

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:16:16 2015 No.14037291 >>14037287 >9gag the founder of anonymous These kind of jokes got stale years ago, epic troll dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:16:53 2015 No.14037293 >>14037289 >Fucking a woman that was once a fag is some how worse than fucking a furry that was once an actual animal Yeah, nah, go back to /b/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:16:59 2015 No.14037294 >>14037287 Who is this "Heaven?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:16:59 2015 No.14037295 >>14037289 You sound bitter, are you an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:17:02 2015 No.14037296 >>14037287 Wasn't Anonymous banned IRL for being domestic terrorists or something anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:18:02 2015 No.14037298 BOSS! That kobold you saved is really cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:18:03 2015 No.14037299 >>14037296 Yeah, just like that list you saw on facebook that says "TOP 15 MOVIES BANNED IN AMERICA" Come on man, use common sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:18:48 2015 No.14037302 >>14037287 >anonymous >defending reddit/9gag >against CP Huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:20:39 2015 No.14037305 >>14037287 Kek Why on /h/ of all boards?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:21:12 2015 No.14037307 I wanna marry a cait sith and cuddle her telling her I don't care if she's furry, I love her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:22:16 2015 No.14037310 >>14037305 Get your eyes checked man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:22:40 2015 No.14037311 >>14037293 Only after you go to /lgbt/

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:23:56 2015 No.14037312

>>14037307
And then she'd lean back into you and say "Nyow we can mewve to the Cat Kingdom where mew can serve me forever!
And then you turn her into upholstery and get a real wife. Like a fox that hasn't learned to fully transform and can only hold a furry shape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:24:07 2015 No.14037313 >>14037288 So where did you saw it? Are you a wizard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:25:32 2015 No.14037315 >>14037313 Man, what? I only stated that it's not out yet, I have no hand in this cu sith doomsaying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:26:44 2015 No.14037317 >>14037312 Can the shapeshifting fox play DVDs? Does she come with her own dating sim?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:27:05 2015 No.14037318 KC is in full karoshi mode trying to reach 200

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:27:13 2015 No.14037319

>>14037307
Good man. Remember they only transform into Cait Sith if you loved your pet a lot in the first place. Could you deny something you loved so much just because it changed appearance and wanted you to show your affection in a different way? Only a real monster would do such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:28:00 2015 No.14037321 Now, we know the Cu Sith is coming. What do, if the next entry is a completely unexpected furry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:28:13 2015 No.14037322 >>14037318 He needs to go a lot faster than this to reach 200 by c89.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:28:49 2015 No.14037324 >>14037315 So how do they know? It's just a ruse or something??

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:29:00 2015 No.14037325 >>14037319 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:29:08 2015 No.14037326 >>14037319 >Could you deny something you loved so much just because it changed appearance and wanted you to show your affection in a different way? So you would still fuck your waifu if she transformed into an obese, elderly, balding male?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:33:56 2015 No.14037334 >>14037321 Leave /mgt/ for three months, and use the time to write an offensively large amount of monstergirl smut, flooding the thread with it upon my return to make sure everyone forgets about it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:34:01 2015 No.14037335

>>14037319
>Could you deny something you loved so much just because it changed appearance and wanted you to show your affection in a different way? Only a real monster would do such a thing.
Most people don't take in cats because they plan to fuck them later down the track. Why fuck up a perfectly good relationship by becoming a furry piece of shit that you then have to go through the effort of burning to death?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:36:06 2015 No.14037338 >>14037334 >"Ha, I'll show those snout loving fucks that the monster should end at giant furry paws!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:36:53 2015 No.14037340 >>14037335 Maybe you shouldn't seduce your cat by acting all sexy and shit. That way she won't turn into a monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:40:39 2015 No.14037348 >it's a human-sized fairy BORING

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:40:44 2015 No.14037349 >>14037340 What if you only get male cats? Would they Alp out for you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:41:05 2015 No.14037350 THAT'S NOT A FURRY YOU LIARS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:41:18 2015 No.14037351 >>14037338 Not him but... Yeah. Exactly that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:43:07 2015 No.14037357 >Giant fairy She better give me a giant cock too. I'm not havin no fairy that aint got no stomach distortion. Shits unnatural.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:44:18 2015 No.14037362 YESSSSS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:44:22 2015 No.14037363 http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/titania/page.shtml Link for the lazy, she's a big girl for a fairy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:44:54 2015 No.14037364 All hail Fairy Queen Titania, leader of the flying onaholes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:45:18 2015 No.14037365 >>14037363 >Thanks for the sex, homie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:45:33 2015 No.14037366 >not a cu sith So it was a ruse faggots

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:46:20 2015 No.14037368 Does she come with the other two little fairies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:46:34 2015 No.14037369 >>14037363 Oh, neat, the Summer Queen. Her timing's a little off, though.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:47:39 2015 No.14037374

>>14037364
>Not Tittyana

>>14037368
She's the queen. She comes with however many fairies she wants.

But I'm confus. He hasn't done a profile for an individual yet. Does that mean there's a race of queen greater fairies? Is Titiana the species name or the individual's name?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:47:47 2015 No.14037376 >>14037363 Well, that could've gone worse. Not a fan of fairies, but at least this one is proper size.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:48:27 2015 No.14037377 >>14037368 She uses them as sex toys to jerk you off with. Actually I have no clue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:48:33 2015 No.14037378 Sorry guys the Cu Sith thing is my fault I was having the drink with KC last night and he said his new girl was gonna be a 'fuu-ry' but he was a bit drunk and slurring it so I figured he meant furry, turns out he meant faa-ry My bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:50:12 2015 No.14037382 >>14037374 Yeah, he has. The Oomukade is a single legendary creature. Scylla and Charybdis are singular...well, landmarks really. The hypothetical Cu Sith would have also been a singular being. "Fairy Queen" just makes for a high class of fairy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:51:14 2015 No.14037385 >>14037374 >Tittyana Between her name, blonde hair, cow tits and knife ears she seems like bully fuel. I want to bully the titty fairy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:51:23 2015 No.14037386 >>14037382 >The Oomukade is a single legendary creature. The fuck are you talking about

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:51:26 2015 No.14037387

Affectionate, friendly personality.
Fairy leaders and guardians. High magic power. Their bodies are actually primarily composed of magic, and their mature appearance is an illusion, In truth, they're just as childish and playful as any other fairy. They do pseudo-/ss/ things and act almost motherly to their husbands, embracing them akin to a mother comforting a crying child.

He's also talking about Fairy Kingdoms. There are many of them, each led by a Titania. They're kingdoms with lush natural beauty, fairy houses hewn out of trees and mushrooms, fairy tale castles with toys and candy everywhere...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:52:10 2015 No.14037390 >>14037387 She sounds alright. Isn't a phoenix but isn't too bad, I dig it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:54:16 2015 No.14037398 >>14037363 It's the teat fairy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:54:29 2015 No.14037399 >>14037386 There's like...only the one story about giant centipedes. The Oomukade of lake Biwa that got a saliva coated arrow shot in its brain.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:56:59 2015 No.14037403

>>14037387
>Their bodies are actually primarily composed of magic, and their mature appearance is an illusion, In truth, they're just as childish and playful as any other fairy
Mature looking girls with an immature personality are always nice. I want to see her pout when told she's too big for the inflatable bouncy castle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:57:20 2015 No.14037406 So is KC doing cosplay girls only now? Because I'd adore that.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:57:25 2015 No.14037407

>>14037387
>He's also talking about Fairy Kingdoms. There are many of them, each led by a Titania. They're kingdoms with lush natural beauty, fairy houses hewn out of trees and mushrooms, fairy tale castles with toys and candy everywhere...

Yeah so it's a race. Thought so. Well it's not furry and the anti-/ss/fags will have their feathers ruffled but all round solid addition. We've got 'leaders' for every race now, don't we?
Fae>Tittyana
Undead>Wight
Demonic>Lilim
Holy>Angel(?)
Ocean>Sea Bishop(?)
Feline>Cait Sith
Canine>Cu Sith

What's left?

>>14037399
He took the character from a single legend, but the profile itself is on an entire race of Oomukade and not a singular individual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:57:31 2015 No.14037411 >>14037385 I tried google translating the moonrubes and apparently there is a part where if you try to hurt a fairy she'll magic you into becoming a pasifist that loves to play with fairies, or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:59:02 2015 No.14037414 >>14037407 Of course it's a race, KC doesn't do profiles for individuals outside of books.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:59:18 2015 No.14037415 >>14037407 Ok yeah, but then just refer to my agreeing with your second part of the speculation. Fairy queen race. Also you could count the Fallen Maidens as individual profiles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 09:59:42 2015 No.14037419 >>14037407 Lilims are leaders of almost all the races though.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:00:48 2015 No.14037421

>>14037414
>>14037415
Wouldnt be the first time KC used the name of a person to refer to the entire race. I.e. Lilim. Still threw me though.

>>14037419
Lilim are more rulers of lands rather than racial leaders outside of succubi.
>All MGs are technically succubi
You get what I mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:03:16 2015 No.14037428 >>14037363 >unf

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:04:25 2015 No.14037431 >>14037363 For you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:04:46 2015 No.14037433 >another basically human girl Nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:05:21 2015 No.14037435 >>14037363 Oh neat, Tittytania.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:06:22 2015 No.14037436 >>14037363 I'm generally not into mini girls, but I love the Fairy and Pixie at her sides.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:06:31 2015 No.14037437 >>14037407 You mean "high-leveled"? Their leaders would be Chief God, Demon Lord, Poseidon etc

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:07:54 2015 No.14037444 >>14037437 Are god really leaders tho? They feel more like figureheads than anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:09:06 2015 No.14037451 >>14037433 But stretchy. I refuse to believe she is anything but stretchy. And if my penis can't do it for her, then we will have to get inventive. Fairy Fighting had some things we could scale up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:09:19 2015 No.14037453 >>14037444 >Literal God over their domain >Figurehead If you said that to Poseidon she might stop being a lazy oneesan neet and actually get angry

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:10:37 2015 No.14037456 >>14037453 What's she gonna do, have some one else deal with me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:12:04 2015 No.14037462 >>14037453 But then she just leans over to the remote long enough to curse you lost at sea for ten years or with an insatiable lust for horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:12:36 2015 No.14037466 http://strawpoll.me/5381874 Just out of curiosity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:13:20 2015 No.14037469 >not even cosplay tier >just a human grill Into the trash.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:13:56 2015 No.14037470 >>14037466 Where's the "Whatever fits the original concept" choice? I like variety.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:14:32 2015 No.14037474 >>14037466 >no furry option Get with the times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:16:02 2015 No.14037478 >>14037469 I bet you don't even care about the human parts on a monster girl at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:16:46 2015 No.14037481 >>14037466 >Abomination Like, actual abominations, or furries? I like all of 'em, except furries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:17:00 2015 No.14037482 >>14037466 Eh, I'm good with all three. It depends on the individual really. For example; I like Ren Xiongmao but hate Giant slug, or I like the new fairy but I hate witches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:20:52 2015 No.14037490 >>14037474 If I added one people would just select it for the sake of being epic rusemen. >>14037481 Think Shoggoth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:22:09 2015 No.14037491 >>14037490 >epic rusemen >He doesn't think there are legitimate furryfuckers here

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:24:37 2015 No.14037495 >>14037466 Prefer monstrous girls, but I'm probably a furfag by most people's definitions.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:25:43 2015 No.14037497

>>14037491
I'm sure there are plenty, we just know to keep that topic separate from the rest most of the time.
It has quite a lot of crossover with /jp/ styled interests, really. Some of my favorite monstergirl and touhou artists even publish in completely furry anthologies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:27:09 2015 No.14037498 There is nothing wrong with cuddling a Cait Sith and nibbling on her little pawsies and nuzzling her and telling her how much I love her I'm just lonely and would take anything that wanted to love and cuddle me, even a haughty cat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:31:14 2015 No.14037505 >>14037498 I'd dick a Cait Sith if it meant she'd stay loyal and let me use her as a daki each night. Then again I'm one of those guys who'd even settle for a Matango if she was the one to give me attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:32:54 2015 No.14037507 >>14037505 >I'd dick a Cait Sith Me too, if no one would find out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:35:57 2015 No.14037510 >>14037505 A daki Cait Sith would be nice, at least she'd be soft and love me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:41:37 2015 No.14037520 >>14037505 Only after I grab a sabbath potion and make her into a shorstack werecat. There's some lines I won't cross.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:41:40 2015 No.14037521 >>14037495 >but I'm probably a furfag by most people's definitions Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:42:31 2015 No.14037523 >>14037497 >we just know to keep that topic separate from the rest most of the time. Nearly every post below yours is furryposting. Bullshit you can keep it separate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:43:56 2015 No.14037526 To help bring back discussion: you are now thinking of a Titania acting as a match maker by using her fairy/pixie friends as onaholes to jack off a bunch of random men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:44:55 2015 No.14037528 >>14037521 I get aroused by the monster parts as well as the human ones, and care about good looking monster features as much as about thighs, tits, ass, etc

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:48:23 2015 No.14037531 >>14037526 >Borderline gangbang Back away brother or people will eat you alive

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:51:57 2015 No.14037536 >>14037526 >... acting as a match maker by using her fairy/pixie friends as onaholes to jack off a bunch of random men Just another day in the world of MGC speed dating.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:57:43 2015 No.14037541

>>14037531
At this point I don't care anymore. One day we have a huge circle jerk over one fetish, then the next we avoid it like the plague. I'll avoid the obvious argument starters like futa or yuri, but if I feel like posting an idea then I'm going to post it. Fuck all this hugbox bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:59:10 2015 No.14037545 >>14037536 >MGC speed dating. So, getting shoved into a windowless room, with a single monster girl inside and both of you getting doused with Mothman powder before the door is shut?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:00:28 2015 No.14037548 >>14037541 tbh onahole fairies sound hot, if completely impossible MAMOMO MANA

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:01:17 2015 No.14037551 >>14037545 You just fuck a monstergirl like always, that's all there is to it, which makes the existence of a speed dating service redundant and irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:01:21 2015 No.14037552 >>14037548 Impossible? That's their one true use.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:02:02 2015 No.14037554 >>14037545 >So, getting shoved into a windowless room, with a single monster girl inside and both of you getting doused with Mothman powder before the door is shut? No, that's MGC marriage interviews.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:03:37 2015 No.14037559 >>14037548 I still need to write that story about using fairies as a condom while fucking another monstergirl. Maybe Titania will give me a good idea for a story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:04:59 2015 No.14037562 Can you snort mothman powder?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:07:09 2015 No.14037566 >>14037559 How about this? >>14036642

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:08:18 2015 No.14037568 >>14037562 Why not. I'd try it. Off of Jinko abs, the posteriors of Sabbath members, ect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:08:32 2015 No.14037569 >>14037387 >/ss/ into_the_trash.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:09:55 2015 No.14037571 >>14037568 What about off the chest of a dfc dragon?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:12:30 2015 No.14037573

>>14037566
I mean I needes an idea for a story to set up 2 monsters that would want to have sex together. I like having story behind my smut and I needed to find a monster that would have a reason to want to have a threesome with a fairy. Titania fits that role now so I may have a full story now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:13:49 2015 No.14037576 >>14037571 Make it a dfc Jabberwock, they party the hardest out of the dragons once they get going.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:16:14 2015 No.14037579 >>14037573 Titania and Alraune?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:17:38 2015 No.14037582 So since we have Hathor Milk to make girls HEALTH, do we have some sort of substance that does the reverse and makes them FIT?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:17:50 2015 No.14037583 At last, a fairy I actually want to put my dick in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:18:52 2015 No.14037587 >Fairy condom >Fairy gloves >Fairy earmuffs(very messy)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:19:00 2015 No.14037588 >>14037582 Minomilk, turning the weak into muscled powerhouses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:20:17 2015 No.14037589 >>14037579 No, use normal Fairy, who is small, as a condom to have sex with a Titania, who is the size of a normal woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:22:22 2015 No.14037593 OK, I know everyone wants to fuck a tiny fairy, but what happens if they're too small for your dick? You could destroy their internal organs. You might even literally tear them apart!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:22:30 2015 No.14037594 >>14037583 You could put your dick in a normal fairy, they just have to stretch a lot to accommodate to the size.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:23:37 2015 No.14037596 >>14037588 I'm going to give Minomilk to a Jinko and see what happens. Here's hoping I can get out with my pelvis intact.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:24:10 2015 No.14037597 >>14037593 M A M O M O M A N A

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:25:14 2015 No.14037598 >>14037594 never been a fan of stretching

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:25:58 2015 No.14037600 >>14037593 Mamano mana, I hate giving magic as the answer, but that's actually how it is. Sex can't hurt an mg and their profile says thet are just really stretchy and can actually take it all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:27:32 2015 No.14037602 >>14037600 >Fairies are tenga eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:30:33 2015 No.14037605 Same here. I like bulge but in the sense of a tiny bump visable at the stomache, not streching to fit something the size of your own body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:31:05 2015 No.14037607 >>14037593 They are stretchy Like that dwarf from kuroinu Or trick fairy from MGQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:32:05 2015 No.14037608 Woops >>14037605 Meant for >>14037598

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:40:43 2015 No.14037623 >image system is still shittershattered >we're still on page 8 Dammit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:40:52 2015 No.14037624 >>14037605 They aren't that small. Fairies are likely at least 30 inches head to toe, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:45:50 2015 No.14037638 >>14037624 Nope, a little bigger than your hand http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/f/f3/74ugeyfnwosusd99.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150219011714

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:48:35 2015 No.14037641 >>14037638 That's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:48:36 2015 No.14037642 >>14037363 I'm kinda disappointed that the Titania isn't a busty, slightly larger than normal oppai fairy. Anyways, is Titania the leader if the fairies, or is she/they a subspecies of Fairy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:49:00 2015 No.14037643 >>14037638 That's about 30 inches head to toe, that's also a fucking loli, because KC is a pedo. A more matured fairy would be larger. Just smaller than a household cat. No ideas, Aftyn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:50:00 2015 No.14037645 >>14037642 Both. Leader subspecies.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:50:36 2015 No.14037646

>>14037387
>Fairy leaders and guardians. High magic power. Their bodies are actually primarily composed of magic, and their mature appearance is an illusion, In truth, they're just as childish and playful as any other fairy.
>They do pseudo-/ss/ things and act almost motherly to their husbands, embracing them akin to a mother comforting a crying child.
This pleases my dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:52:43 2015 No.14037650 >>14037646 noice

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:54:25 2015 No.14037656 >>14037643 Arr you okay? You're starting to make me worry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:55:54 2015 No.14037661 >>14037643 I think your sense of scale is a little off, that's about a foot or so. 30 inches is almost 3 feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:56:59 2015 No.14037665 >>14037661 Anon has yaoi hands.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:57:24 2015 No.14037667

>>14037643
Knigga, that's like 8 inches tall. Thirty inches would be up to your thigh. The average house cat minus the tail isn't two and a half feet long either. If that's the scale you get from the given pictures, you must think you have a twenty four inch dong too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 11:59:12 2015 No.14037671 >>14037661 >>14037656 >>14037667 What? No way. Make her stand properly, that dude's hand is like half her torso. You have the other half, the head and her legs. I mean, that's close to 30, right? Maybe 20-25

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:01:14 2015 No.14037676 >>14037665 >yaoi hands. Fuck, that shit is spooky

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:03:19 2015 No.14037681 >>14037661 >>14037667 >>14037671 Maybe anon is actually a fairy and she's throwing a hissy fit because she is insecure about her height.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:05:22 2015 No.14037684 >>14037665 Why can't these people draw? http://i.imgur.com/oire0DM.jpg >>14037671 Look at where the fingers and wrist are, that's where the hand is. Go get a ruler and measure your hand, she's about 3 to 3.5 hands.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:05:47 2015 No.14037685

>>14037671
The average male hand width is about 3.5-4 inches buddy. 3 for nips. Her whole body is about 2.5 handwidths. That's a little less than 8 inches and gives the guy a reasonable but big dick for a nip 7'ish inches.

She's the size of a master grade gundam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:05:56 2015 No.14037686 >>14037661 >>14037667 >>14037671 http://i.imgur.com/YJEPv2L.jpg This should suffice as a height reference since KC drew it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:05:58 2015 No.14037687

>>14037671
Anon, you know how much an individual inch is, right? Go get a ruler now and take a look.
Bear in mind that a 30cm ruler is equivalent to 12 inches, and you're calling that fairy 30 inches tall. So just shy of three 30cm rulers stacked on top of each other.

Take a second to consider here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:08:38 2015 No.14037691 Well it's a good thing I'm not a carpenter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:13:12 2015 No.14037698 >>14037686 That's the picture they're arguing over https://i.imgur.com/Ju1Y0Ul.jpg It would probably be better to use this since it's probably the same fairy in this picture anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:15:39 2015 No.14037704 >Titania and her younger looking husband >the Titania has a childish and immature personality, while the husbando has more of a straight-man personality type

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:16:33 2015 No.14037706 >>14037704 So Suzu with a dick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:16:57 2015 No.14037708 >>14037691 Or an engineer. Or a buildings planner. Thank god you learnt your error before the anubis slavemasters came to spirit you away for pyramid construction. You'd probably end up building model-sized pyramids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:17:07 2015 No.14037709 >>14036911 That was pretty sweet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:18:08 2015 No.14037713 >>14037706 I have no idea who that is, but sure I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:18:53 2015 No.14037715 I wonder if they can make others into fairies. >girl falls asleep in fairy ring >wakes up as a fairy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:22:41 2015 No.14037726 >>14037596 >Jinko now has more muscle than an oni/mino hybrid. >8 pack, massive pecs, a back Bruce Lee would be jealous of. >None of her shirts fit and she frightens her nieces due to her size. just wants to cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:22:56 2015 No.14037727 >>14037706 Who? The seitokai girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:24:56 2015 No.14037731 >>14037713 >>14037727 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfuq7ltVXaY

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:26:29 2015 No.14037736 >>14037726 I'd let her cuddle me. I'd let her do other things, too. I'd probably get lots of bruises in the process, but totally worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:29:09 2015 No.14037740 Now I know I was told to make all updates something like 8k words at least, but Night Terrors has always had short ones, so does it need to apply to that, too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:30:52 2015 No.14037743 >>14037736 >Works as an accountant. >Keeps getting mistaken for security >Co-workers are wondering if she's on steroids. >Every day she comes home, picks you up and cuddles on the bed because frightened another little kid on the bus ride home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:33:38 2015 No.14037752 >>14037740 Follow your heart, it'll end up taking the same amount of time either way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:34:10 2015 No.14037753 So scaling to a 6' 0" guy, fairies are almost exactly one foot tall. Scaling to the japanese average male height, they're about 11 inches tall. And now you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:37:09 2015 No.14037758 >>14037753 I'm glad we got that out of the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:40:11 2015 No.14037762 >>14037752 >the same amount of time either way How?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:52:57 2015 No.14037788 >>14037753 Based on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:54:45 2015 No.14037791 >>14037743 While we're on the subject, does anybody have any good FIT girl smut stories? I've only been able to find one with a Jinko and one with an Oni.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:55:46 2015 No.14037793 >>14037762 4 short updates of 2k words each will take the same amount of actual writing time as 8k assuming you're always in the right state of mind to write and don't have writers block.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:56:44 2015 No.14037796 >>14037793 Oh, right. But it will take longer between updates if you write one big one rather than several small ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:56:50 2015 No.14037797 >>14037791 >an Oni The one by Tarrek?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:57:37 2015 No.14037799 >>14037788 >Scale given picture to actual size using hand for scale >Measure with ruler >Add %20 for unfolding the knees the rest of the way Only took like two minutes to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 12:59:18 2015 No.14037804 >the /a/ MonMusu thread is at 928 posts I'm kinda impressed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:00:34 2015 No.14037806 >>14037797 Forgot about that one. I was referring to the one by Dramanon, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:00:36 2015 No.14037807 >>14037791 Someone was working on a story that involved a /fit/ Jabberwock with an Electra complex, but it seems he fell off the face of the earth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:00:39 2015 No.14037808 >>14037804 Are they talking about Monmusu Sans Frontiers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:00:52 2015 No.14037809 >>14037791 I thought I had one with a fit werewolf, but as it turns out, it's barely more than 1000 words, and not all that great. If you want something quick and slapdash, I guess it might do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:00:54 2015 No.14037810 >>14037804 >Going back there when you can talk about MM here No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:01:44 2015 No.14037812 >>14037809 I'll take a look. Link please?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:02:49 2015 No.14037815 >>14037808 I need to actually get through those 920+ posts before I can say for sure. >>14037810 I like going over there because they're essentially a different side on the same coin, no matter how much they loathe us and don't want to admit it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:05:26 2015 No.14037821 >>14037363 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:05:47 2015 No.14037824 Can yeti be transformed into werewolf?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:06:02 2015 No.14037825 >>14037812 http://pastebin.com/XWGrG20S Even though I wrote it, I'm rather surprised at just how short and insubstantial it is. Maybe I should take everything on my Pastebin and give it a good remaking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:06:41 2015 No.14037827 >>14037825 More Wizard please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:07:23 2015 No.14037828 >>14037824 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:08:19 2015 No.14037830 >>14037824 Just use a big fluffy werewolf.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:13:20 2015 No.14037840

>>14037827
More wizard tales could be amusing, but right now I don't really know where I'd go with it. Is it really alright to just do more of the same "Wizard uses devious cunning to turn the tables on smug monstergirls, dishing out ironic punishments"?

Maybe if I create a bit more of a narrative, I'll do something new with wizards. Maybe I'll have a wizard (or the wizard from the already existing story) make a nemesis of a lilim, and they have to combat/outwit each other.

But for the immediate future, I'm afraid I'm already in the middle of writing one or two other things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:14:36 2015 No.14037844 Post pictures of your favorite monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:14:56 2015 No.14037847 >>14037840 One word for you, just one word: apprentice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:16:15 2015 No.14037853 >>14037827 No, just no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:17:03 2015 No.14037855 >>14037853 Shoo, Succubutt, shoo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:19:33 2015 No.14037861 >>14037844 Okay http://i.imgur.com/IBiAhjW.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:22:51 2015 No.14037865 >>14037847 Now that's an idea I've never even once considered. I'm considering it quite hard now, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:23:45 2015 No.14037869 >>14037861 Phase 3 is less lewd than 2.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:25:54 2015 No.14037873 >>14037865 >apprentice has to stay chaste but is young and virile >trickster mentor trolls him seemingly for shits and giggles, but in truth arranges troublesome situations for him so he can learn from them The possibilities! Think of them!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:26:00 2015 No.14037874 >>14037844 http://i.imgur.com/H3sB5xz.jpg Very well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:28:46 2015 No.14037880 >>14037844 Ok http://i.imgur.com/UcmsKkO.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:28:48 2015 No.14037882 Does it count as yuri if one of the girls is an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:30:08 2015 No.14037885 >>14037844 http://i.imgur.com/jR87Nsl.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:30:16 2015 No.14037886 >>14037882 Is the Alp fucking the girl with a big, black spadetail?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:33:44 2015 No.14037893 I want to help a city Elf get in touch with her ancestral lifestyle by taking her camping innawoods, gathering nuts and berries with her and then making love under the Moon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:33:49 2015 No.14037894 >>14037844 An undead version of almost any monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:38:14 2015 No.14037897 >>14037054 You. You are most definitely mah nigga. >>14037061 >Menopausal Monster Girls Is this really something we want to consider?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:39:32 2015 No.14037900 >>14037897 >Is this really something we want to consider? Yes. Hell, my stories have one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:40:27 2015 No.14037901 >>14037900 Alp, is that you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:41:00 2015 No.14037902 >>14037901 Really? From that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:43:06 2015 No.14037904 >>14037363 >>14037387 >Titania >Queen of the Fairies Does this mean KC is gonna start getting into more Leader-Class MGs? Queen Bees soon?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:44:19 2015 No.14037906 >>14037902 You were the first to come to mind with two old monster girls in his stories (Megan and Sunshine). Write more lewd old cat already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:44:27 2015 No.14037907 I want to be a Titania's Oberon. Somebody had to get that joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:45:55 2015 No.14037911 >>14037907 Some of us do actually know Shakespeare, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:46:10 2015 No.14037912 >>14037906 >Megan >someone actually remembers something like that Well damn. I guess I'll have to oblige. And bite the bullet while I'm at it. >>14037907 I was actually going to make that joke, but then I didn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:46:11 2015 No.14037913 >>14037907 More like you're gonna put your boner on her if you know what I mean. ...not before you play patty-cakes with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:46:17 2015 No.14037914 >>14037904 I want to see what he does for the leader of the snowy regions. Who's going to be the one to rule over the yetis and yuki onna? Also queen ants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:47:21 2015 No.14037916 >>14037907 I want to be her Oberon SAO style.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:48:31 2015 No.14037918 >>14037914 >rule over the yetis and yuki onna Some kind of Ice Queen, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:49:19 2015 No.14037920 >>14037907 KC actually pointed out that being a Titania's husband does NOT make you Oberon. Oberon already exists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:49:27 2015 No.14037921 >>14037916 >SAO If I could post an image macro to represent my contempt for you, I totally would.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:50:39 2015 No.14037923 >>14037920 >Oberon Really? Did he get turned into a chick to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:50:53 2015 No.14037924 >>14037916 >Wanting to be the lamest villain ever who only extremely lazy NTR-Authors like

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:51:08 2015 No.14037925 >>14037921 I have you covered. http://i.imgur.com/JTV2IQS.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:51:50 2015 No.14037927 >>14037923 Now I want to see Puck as a trickster fairy girl. Or that guy who had his head turned into an ass's head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:53:13 2015 No.14037929 >>14037921 I watched it to laugh at it I swear I enjoy shit once in a while even if it's not the best out there. >>14037924 Can't a man just want to rape a titty fairy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:53:18 2015 No.14037930 >>14037924 Isn't the only thing that Obern has going for him the fact he's voiced by Koyasu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:54:36 2015 No.14037931 The only Oberon that matters is the one from Gargoyles. Keep that in mind, lads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:55:35 2015 No.14037933 >>14037931 Iron Druid Oberon is best Oberon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:56:33 2015 No.14037935 >>14037912 >someone actually remembers something like that Duh. Prim and proper older Kiki with a frisky side to her was delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:56:48 2015 No.14037936 >>14037933 But that's a dog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:57:24 2015 No.14037938 >>14037936 You act like that works against him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:57:58 2015 No.14037939 >>14037935 But it's a small side character in a shitty old story nobody should remember even exists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:58:23 2015 No.14037941 I wanna swap bodies with another Anon after we both fall down the stairs or something and then confuse the hell out of each other's waifus

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:59:21 2015 No.14037942 >>14037939 I agree, shame on you for not doing more with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:00:18 2015 No.14037945 >>14037942 I was gonna. And the Satyrs, too. But then I didn't, because nobody cared and I can't into smut. Same reason that bishie still isn't being mounted by an Ogre.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:02:50 2015 No.14037949

>>14037941
>Knowing that another person who browses these threads would be able to essentially pull a Face/Off to get with my waifu

I'd have a fucking heart attack, and find the quickest way back to my own home. Hell, the other Anon will get arrested any automobile theft or plane hijaking I cause, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:05:49 2015 No.14037955 We still don't have images Wake me up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:06:50 2015 No.14037958 >>14037955 Can't wake up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:06:51 2015 No.14037959 >>14037955 There are no more images, anon. You are past the point for images. You are in a world beyond the reach of images. Your time has come.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:06:54 2015 No.14037960 >>14037955 CAN'T WAKE UP

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:07:54 2015 No.14037962 >>14037949 Wat if he just wants to get his waifu back as well and you got him arrested because you were being paranoid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:09:24 2015 No.14037970 File: 54 KB, 714x682, 1359478344217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14037955 Didn't you know? If you want to post images you need a 4chan pass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:10:27 2015 No.14037974 >>14037970 THE FUTURE

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:10:43 2015 No.14037976

>>14037962
Well, then I'd have to act more rationally. Probably by phoning home to sort this whole incident out. And praying that we can actually reverse the mind swap.

All I know is that there's at least one person here I would never want going near my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:11:58 2015 No.14037982 File: 64 KB, 191x231, 1407215196095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14037970 4chan pass?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:12:15 2015 No.14037984 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, 128655605713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:12:31 2015 No.14037986 File: 205 KB, 700x851, 1427025751457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're going to be undead forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:13:02 2015 No.14037990 File: 274 KB, 1190x1680, 5b01a06236f863f4e216d3e3cc90473d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:13:04 2015 No.14037991 File: 139 KB, 743x767, fuckboi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14037970 >>14037982 Is it over?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:13:52 2015 No.14037994 File: 432 KB, 1200x972, 48370398_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14037970 I wish we weren't on page 8 for so long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:14:20 2015 No.14037997 >>14037991 Nothing is over until we take back what Ceilbate took from us.

swiss Momo Wed Sep 2 14:15:18 2015 No.14038003

>>14037363
>>14037387
I did have a hunch that KC might cheat on the next world guide not actually reaching 200 entries by introducing some of the big named characters. Even if Titania is a species and not an individual in this case

also going by some of his twitter conversation:
Obviously, there's no Oberon as fairy king since fairies were always all-female/genderless.
However, there might be a possibility of Oberon existing as a separate species

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:16:20 2015 No.14038013 >>14037984 Why are people so obsessed with Anubis paws anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:16:41 2015 No.14038015 File: 598 KB, 636x850, 5624b355a4d94be46a04dfd93181f680.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] test

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:17:25 2015 No.14038020 >>14038003 >cheat on the next world guide not actually reaching 200 entries by introducing some of the big named characters. I don't get it One high-leveled monster = 10 regular monsters or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:17:26 2015 No.14038021 >>14037976 I understand. Some of the guys here are just assholes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:18:05 2015 No.14038026 File: 55 KB, 1000x1000, damn-you-all-to-hell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Might as well post the fixed version now that we can upload images again

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:18:41 2015 No.14038031 >>14038026 That is a hazard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:19:00 2015 No.14038033 >>14038020 More like high level monsters that should be a one of a kind becoming races. That said he apparently has ideas for 200 and beyond already so who knows, this might have always been the plan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:19:20 2015 No.14038034 File: 184 KB, 600x927, 1439587742755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038015 Big girls are best girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:20:26 2015 No.14038040 >>14037976 >All I know is that there's at least one person here I would never want going near my waifu. >Body swap with bob >Drink a slow acting poison >Get your body back before it takes effect and do the world a massive favour

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:22:11 2015 No.14038046 >>14038034 Cheating slut

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:23:58 2015 No.14038054 Holy shit we actually woke up it worked

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:26:00 2015 No.14038062 File: 755 KB, 690x916, 8f8c72666d911cb4b3f170ca69b71990.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038034 for you and me

>>	Music Anon Wed Sep 2 14:30:19 2015 No.14038090 >>14038062 The only problem with there being a bar where fit monster girls like her are the waitresses is that it would almost certainly be a sports bar. And I can't stand sports.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:31:09 2015 No.14038092 File: 3.54 MB, 2500x2833, 1435210279938.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna cuddle Mindflayer!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:33:06 2015 No.14038104 >>14038090 That's the second time man, you don't seem to want to hide the fact that you browse here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:33:08 2015 No.14038105 >>14037949 You can't fake spirit energy dude. She'd know it's not you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:33:13 2015 No.14038106 >>14038092 Those titties and that soft belly really complete the picture for me.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:33:18 2015 No.14038108
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>>14038013
Their hand-paws are all soft because they use a lot of oils and moisturiser to counter the dry desert heat. But their feet can get all sore and tough from them standing around in the sand all day, so they need to be frequently massaged. As a result of all that rough treatment they sustain throughout the day, they're much more receptive to a tender touch, and massages are more effective on them.

Also, because they're big, and look soft. They're like the Yang to a yeti's Yin. Both come together to form a fluffy harmony, the warm gentleness of the yeti balancing out the uncertain stammering of the otherwise serious, maybe even uptight, anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:35:25 2015 No.14038117 >>14038104 God fucking dammit. I'm a scatterbrained idiot who can never remember to turn off names when I use them on another board.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:36:16 2015 No.14038119
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>You're challenged to a mighty and strategic game of chess by a Himezumi
>After a long struggle you defeat her in a "just as planned" moment right at the end
>She flips the table and angrily demands you take responsibility while pointing at you menacingly with fire on the end of her finger

So...what will you do anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:36:25 2015 No.14038121 >>14038062 The only problem with a bar where fit girls like that are the waitresses is that it would probably be a sports bar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:37:41 2015 No.14038124 >>14038119 Tip my cup of water on her head and tell her not to be such a poor looser. Walk away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:37:54 2015 No.14038125 >>14038119 I put the table back the way it was, gather up all the pieces, arrange them neatly and then apologize for being a smug jerk. >>14038121 Running of the Minotaur, Sex-a-thlons, Rape Ball and Wurm Wrangling are all sports.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:38:42 2015 No.14038128 >>14038121 >Implying all that Beer isn't for her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:38:50 2015 No.14038129 >>14038119 Tackle her to the floor, flip her over, and fuck her doggy style right there. If she protests I remind her who won.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:40:24 2015 No.14038132 >>14038125 You know what? Maybe I'll find a local league for Jinko wrestling and join. >>14038128 Good. I'm not much of an alcohol guy, and so far the only types of booze I've enjoyed are sweet dark rum and white wine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:44:09 2015 No.14038137 >>14038129 >Doggy style >Not setting up the table she so rudely flipped and fucking her over it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:44:59 2015 No.14038141 >>14038117 Try 4chan X, it allows for setting up Quick Reply Personas per board. I have no problem with your forgetfulness, just in case you're conscious about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:46:41 2015 No.14038144 I want to walk up to a Chesire and quote the Plane scene to her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:47:34 2015 No.14038145 >>14038137 >>14038129 >Giving the little shithead what she wants Na, just dump water on her, tie her down and finger her to the edge of orgasm and then walk away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:47:50 2015 No.14038147 >>14038144 She'd probably go along with it and start laughing like an idiot after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:49:45 2015 No.14038152 >>14038147 That just means she rises my fire. Alternatively She's a Big Girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:50:30 2015 No.14038155 >>14038092 I want to sodomize a Mindflayer and then cuddle with her.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:52:08 2015 No.14038159

>>14038145
Distorting her wish is the key here. Agree to take responsibility only on the condition that she goes along with your fetishes and allow herself to be tied up. Once it's all set up pull out a condom and listen to her protest that she wants it raw, fuck her silly and walk off without ever giving her a drop of your energy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:52:08 2015 No.14038160 >>14038119 teach her that sore losers get the spoon. she will learn to fear the spoon.

swiss Momo Wed Sep 2 14:55:11 2015 No.14038172
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so, bearded dwarf girls, yay or nay?

>>14038020
It doesn't actually have to be worth 10 normal ones since he'll make it to ~190-195 entries, depending on when the deadline for C89 actually is. But yeah, kinda like this

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:56:18 2015 No.14038175

>>14038152
>>14038144
>Doctor Anonymous, I'm Cheshire
>Tell me about the penis, why does he wear the condom?
>Well congratulations, you've got yourself leglocked! What's the next step of your master plan?
>He didn't cum so good!
>If I pull that off, would you cum?
>He's a big guy

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:56:53 2015 No.14038178

>>14038159
>Taking your pleasure from a sore looser.
Whatever man, I'm gonna go to that Wight a few tables over and enjoy a futile match before losing gracefully and accepting the consequences like a man. Because I knew what would happen when I challenged a woman centuries my superior in a game of wit. Hopefully I amused her enough she won't ride me so hard I can't stand afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:58:09 2015 No.14038184 >>14038175 I'm going to crash that pussy WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:58:44 2015 No.14038186 >>14038172 Neigh!

>>	Music Anon Wed Sep 2 15:00:18 2015 No.14038191 File: 17 KB, 210x240, char_100047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038172 >that dwarf

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:00:24 2015 No.14038192 >>14038172 >bearded dwarf girls I don't know if I should hate Tolkien or the grognards who took the joke seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:02:46 2015 No.14038198 >>14038192 Don't hate Tolkien, not his fault.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:02:49 2015 No.14038200 >>14038172 >That bearded dwarf Would cuddle, dwarfs need love too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:03:49 2015 No.14038203 >>14038191 This is getting funny now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:04:52 2015 No.14038207 File: 17 KB, 210x240, char_100047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038172 >That dwarf >>14038203 It's times like these that I wonder if I'm an actual moron. Hopefully my waifu finds my tendencies endearing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:06:47 2015 No.14038215 >>14038117 I take more of an issue with you being terrified of being "discovered" here like we're some bad thing you don't want your super-awesome friends finding out about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:08:44 2015 No.14038218 File: 137 KB, 850x748, 1430757426382.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038215 Well we are pretty embarrassing to be around. Now everyone grab an Elf and get busy.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:09:33 2015 No.14038223

>>14038215
It's not that, it's just that I'm trying my best to provide something cool to the MonMu threads and there are more than a few autists over there who utterly flip their shit over crossboarders, especially ones who post on /jp/, and I don't want to lose the people who are providing me with music for the collection. I don't have the cash to buy the CDs for myself, and they're basically the ones providing me with the music.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:09:37 2015 No.14038224 >>14038160 i dont even want to know what you mean by that

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:13:11 2015 No.14038235 >>14038218 I call the one in the middle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:14:44 2015 No.14038242 >>14038218 >>14038235 I take left, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:18:01 2015 No.14038254 >>14038223 They're extra retarded because almost all of the people ITT are probably from /a/ to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:19:02 2015 No.14038260 >>14038223 That's an understandable reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:20:24 2015 No.14038265 >>14038223 I find it ironic that they flip their shit over crossboarders waaay more often then we do. And this is the same board that loathes "crossies" and the like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:21:44 2015 No.14038271 >>14038223 We're all crossboarders. Do we even have a native in these threads?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:22:31 2015 No.14038274

>>14038254
If I had to guess we're 60-70% /a/ with the remainder being made up of /vg/ and /tg/ with some /jp/ natives joining from time to time. Contrary to popular belief though a large amount of people are cross boarders to start with and all the "crossie" insults are selectively used against specific anons don't like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:24:53 2015 No.14038282 As a whole do you think writefags have improved their writing ability or are they kind of the same as ever?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:28:25 2015 No.14038301 I'm planning to make the meat emperor sandwich. bacon, turkey,chicken, beef, pork sausage all smothered in extra mature cheddar cheese. my question is this: what monster would be willing to enjoy it with me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:28:32 2015 No.14038304 >>14038282 Most gradually improve or vary from story to story depending how into the idea they are. There's one or two who shove their fingers in their ears and start singing whenever constructive criticism is made though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:29:15 2015 No.14038310 >>14038282 I haven't read enough stories to tell who has improved, but it wouldn't surprise me if some of them have. Others just seem to make the same mistakes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:29:38 2015 No.14038314 >>14038301 Anyone that's carnivorous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:29:41 2015 No.14038315 >>14038301 Oni, Ogre, Minotaurus. Take your pick. Also fuck off captcha that's the 3rd time in a row you've wanted oranges.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:29:44 2015 No.14038316 >>14038301 Probably a Hellhound, Werewolf, or Jinko. What sort of bread is it on? That's the one thing that could make or break the sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:29:49 2015 No.14038318 >>14038301 The carnivorous

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:30:33 2015 No.14038323 >>14038282 I have no idea if my writings better then when i started. its defiantly longer, i can say that for sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:32:25 2015 No.14038329 >>14038318 extra thick wholemeal, thanks to my mum its all i got.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:33:27 2015 No.14038335 >>14038329 whoops this was meant for>>14038316

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:34:01 2015 No.14038340 >>14038178 >Losing in Chess like a bitch Anon, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:34:16 2015 No.14038342 >>14038301 None because they don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:34:20 2015 No.14038344 >>14038329 Rye is best bread, but there are far worse breads out there than that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:36:02 2015 No.14038353 >>14038329 >mum Britbong detected, I hope it's not Tesco's wholemeal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:36:02 2015 No.14038354 >>14038342 aww just play along.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:36:23 2015 No.14038356 >>14038340 I can't help it, I'm but a child in her eyes, she has five centuries of a head start on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:37:12 2015 No.14038362 >>14038301 Wurm will not only enjoy it with you, she'll enjoy it for you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:38:12 2015 No.14038365 >>14038353 nah its hovis, is there a problem with tesco bread? (i only get white bread from there when im near broke)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:39:31 2015 No.14038372 >>14038354 No, we must embrace acceptance and confront despair face-to-face, not hide behind petty delusions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:40:09 2015 No.14038375 >>14038301 how about a story where a kikimora gets confused trying to make that for you? that would be fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:40:18 2015 No.14038377 >>14038365 Their white stuff is okay but the wholemeal tastes like a Devil Bug's anus. Hovis should please a monster girl though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:41:48 2015 No.14038387 >>14038282 Maybe, but I'm probably back at square one because its been almost a year since I wrote anything now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:43:08 2015 No.14038394 >>14038377 agreed, a girl that cant enjoy Hovis is a girl i cant get with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:45:04 2015 No.14038402 File: 2.44 MB, 2000x2500, 1438030650554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons are ______ inb4 cuckposter

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:46:44 2015 No.14038409 >>14038402 Why? why prod the bear? cant you just post a dragon without mentioning it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:46:54 2015 No.14038410 >>14038402 For making clothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:47:29 2015 No.14038414 >>14038402 Hogging all the Anubises.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:47:34 2015 No.14038416 >>14038402 For making belts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:47:36 2015 No.14038417 >>14038402 Kind of dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:47:46 2015 No.14038418 >>14038402 For impregnating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:48:29 2015 No.14038421 >>14038402 Slaying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:49:20 2015 No.14038426 >>14038402 Alright, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:50:15 2015 No.14038433 >>14038402 Overrated and oversaturated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:50:46 2015 No.14038437 >>14038402 Between her boobs and her sharp claws, she's going to rip that sweater.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:51:06 2015 No.14038438 >>14038409 I'd prod the bear if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:51:19 2015 No.14038441 >>14038402 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:51:47 2015 No.14038443 >>14038375 >why does master want so much meat? >how many sausages should i put in? >Is that too much cheese? A kiki panicking about that is kinda cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:51:57 2015 No.14038444 >>14038402 Pretty hot. I like the idea of a eight foot tall kuudere dragon just wordlessly carrying me off to her isolated tower and keeping me there as her most precious treasure.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:52:37 2015 No.14038450
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>>14038402
Warm.
Hot.
Strong.
Possesive.
For wing hugs.
For turning a bath into a hot-tub.
For living together in a mountain sanctuary with.
For cuddling, while she wraps around your unborn children.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:54:42 2015 No.14038459 File: 135 KB, 240x400, 486b722c007e13505f36fabe27ee94d4.png_fit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038421 Damn straight

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:54:43 2015 No.14038460 >>14038438 My Nigerian comrade

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:56:08 2015 No.14038467 File: 582 KB, 854x1200, 287_titania_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting new girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:56:15 2015 No.14038468 File: 1.84 MB, 1920x1200, 6991738-autumn-morning-19324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038450 >mountain sanctuary That sounds comfy as fuck, even better if autumn leaves are present in the forest below.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:56:24 2015 No.14038469

>You will never have a Titania classmate affectionately refer to you as 'Oberon,' or 'My Oberon,' not knowing what that means
>You will never keep having to remind her of your actual name, despite her insistenc pe on using her seemingly made-up cutesy name for you
>You will never find out that 'Oberon' was the king of fairies in one of Shakespeare's more popular works
>He was the husband of Titania

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:56:39 2015 No.14038471 >>14038450 >while she wraps around your unborn children. That made no sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:57:20 2015 No.14038472 >>14038467 REMOVE KNIFE EARS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:57:26 2015 No.14038474 >>14038471 Eggs. I guess they're out of her, but they're not quite hatched yet. The terminology is a bit iffy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:57:27 2015 No.14038475 >>14038402 For high fiving a lich as they both rape your waifus

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:57:40 2015 No.14038477 File: 1003 KB, 300x169, tumblr_m81rp415kU1r3zat8.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038402 For having epic sex with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:58:10 2015 No.14038478 >>14038467 >you will never play hide and seek with your Titania onee-san and a group of other monstergirls >she will never get pouty when she discovers that you found every other girl before you found her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:58:18 2015 No.14038479 >>14038402 I want to lick out a dragon as she tries to give a stereotypical evil monologue I AM. FIRE. I.AM. DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:58:29 2015 No.14038481 >>14038467 Late to the party, my friend. We've already cleaned up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:58:37 2015 No.14038482 >>14037907 And now I feel slow for trying that greentext. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:58:45 2015 No.14038483 >>14038467 Eh, pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:59:46 2015 No.14038488 >>14038460 Specifically Ren Xiongmao. We need to stop them from being endangered. >>14038467 Ah the Fairy Queen. I like her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:00:14 2015 No.14038492 >>14038475 I wouldn't mind that lich and nightmare thing anubisfucker commissioned if it wasn't so horribly drawn. Have you seen their fucking faces?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:00:22 2015 No.14038493 >>14038467 Oh man, the things I'd do to those two flying onaholes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:01:58 2015 No.14038498 >>14038467 KC seems to be on a full grown woman streak, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:02:46 2015 No.14038503 >>14038498 I hope it continues for a million years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:03:25 2015 No.14038506 >>14038498 He's been charging up power for a while now. He's been asking for energy too He's stealing everyone's life force

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:03:50 2015 No.14038507 >>14038475 >Not self-inserting as the Dragon or Lich

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:04:09 2015 No.14038508 >>14038506 For a spirit bomb?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:04:42 2015 No.14038511 >>14038506 >Charging his energy >Asking people to lend him their strength Majin Buu girl confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:04:49 2015 No.14038512 >>14038508 Semen bomb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:04:56 2015 No.14038513 >>14038492 Them's some hot opinions there anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:05:01 2015 No.14038514 >>14038498 He's Japanese, it won't last.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:05:40 2015 No.14038516 >>14038511 >>14038508 >>14038512 >Yfw KC released three girls at once

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:06:00 2015 No.14038518 >>14038514 KC has a preference for flat chests anyway, Baphomet is his favourite for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:06:09 2015 No.14038519 >>14038506 Do you think he's like Sakurai, and gets his eternal youth out of tears?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:06:58 2015 No.14038520 >>14038518 That and dominant girls for pretty obvious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:07:04 2015 No.14038521 >>14038516 I'm half expecting him to do multi releases to stay on target when he gets closer to the deadline.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:07:15 2015 No.14038522 >>14038013 Not just Anubis paws all big fluffy paws

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:07:22 2015 No.14038524 >>14038516 He released two at once with the Valkyrie and Dark Valkyrie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:08:06 2015 No.14038526 >>14038524 That's why three would be kind of surprising

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:08:25 2015 No.14038528 >>14038522 I would like to rub the footpaws of a were-rabbit. But that's probably not safe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:10:00 2015 No.14038532 >>14038524 >>14038521 He'll be 11 off of his 200 goal when Comiket comes, he'll have to start doing multiple releases if he wants to meet his goal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:11:01 2015 No.14038537 >>14038528 I want a footjob from a March Hare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:12:45 2015 No.14038541 >>14038513 No really, the bodies are good but those faces are just awful. I think it's the noses, they aren't tumblr style but they're almost as bad.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:13:04 2015 No.14038542

>>14038524
He did the same thing with Angels.

>>14038532
Well, when he released MGE-1, there were several brand-new profiles in it, which were then released online in the subsequent weeks.

iirc, Mantis, Alp, Salamander, Doppelganger and Lilim all made their debut in MGE-1. So that still leaves 6. Either he doubles-down on the number of new profiles he includes in the MGE-2, or he does several multiple-releases between now and then.

And all of this not counting that he usually takes a significant "Break" from online stuff as he prepares for Comiket.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:13:46 2015 No.14038546 File: 678 KB, 1263x1668, 1440735365925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038437 thats what i want\ >>14038477 Damn fucking straight

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:14:12 2015 No.14038547 >>14038541 Well, I disagree.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:17:49 2015 No.14038558 >>14038475 >>14038492 >>14038541 I just saw it, for what purpose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:18:50 2015 No.14038562 >>14038558 Lewdness? Not being autistically obsessed with what this thread considers "Right" or not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:18:57 2015 No.14038563 >>14038546 That's a nice dragon-snake butt. Too bad no one's ever at her shrine to see it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:20:41 2015 No.14038568 File: 33 KB, 554x386, 11940716_813541022077574_154495561183557326_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038546

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:21:14 2015 No.14038570 Lets say you get an oni waifu from a fantasy land come into modern day, how offended do you think she'd be if you gave her a mass produced lager like bud?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:21:33 2015 No.14038572 >>14038562 >anubisfag >no autistic obsession Hah!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:22:36 2015 No.14038575 >>14038541 This. I really hope it was a cheap commish because compared to the anubis and dragon thing it was ass.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:23:03 2015 No.14038578

>>14038468
http://i.imgur.com/eE2RxPO.jpg
Yeah, it's nice to visualise. Imagine waking up in a manor which is actually just a huge tower, partially carved out of the face of the mountain. On the outside face, you've got windows and balconies overlooking a courtyard with the perfect view between a valley overlooking the plains and forests below.
And then there's the majority of the tower, built into the vast rock, connecting seamlessly to a sprawling cave system, most of it natural.
You could get out of bed in the morning, look down at the autumn forest kilometres away, and stroll into the courtyard, only to be plucked up by your dragon wife, who decides she wants you to accompany her on her morning flight. She'd tell you to hold her tight while her arms and legs wrap around you, and the ground would fall away to reveal what looks like the entire continent, all its features as small as the details on a handmade map.
After what'd feel like minutes of cold, rushing air and the feeling of freefall tight in your stomach, she set you down on the forest floor, right where you were looking at from the mountain peak just seconds ago.

Such is life with a dragon waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:23:05 2015 No.14038579 File: 1.59 MB, 930x1800, 143737947534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038546 I want to hang out with a Ryu, so she doesn't get lonely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:23:43 2015 No.14038581 >>14038570 She'd probably cry when she realizes people drink it and like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:24:12 2015 No.14038584 >>14038546 >Implying a Ryu's ass isn't closer in appearance to that butter-T image with the three western dragons and wurmbutt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:24:22 2015 No.14038587 >>14038572 With Anubis, Dragons, etc. etc., sure, but none of that falls under "What the thread thinks is right".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:25:21 2015 No.14038591 >>14038581 >Where's the taste? >Why am I not tipsy after 2 packs of these? >I wish I was at home in my cave drinking oni brews

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:26:02 2015 No.14038595 >>14038570 >You will never encounter 3 Onis having a three-way argument over whether kirin, sapporo or asahi is the better beer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:26:24 2015 No.14038597 >>14038578 Hnnngh

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:26:55 2015 No.14038600 >>14038570 If that pisses her off ill Give her CSR. i love that stuff, that or jack daniels

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:27:01 2015 No.14038602 >>14038493 Hook them up to milk tanks until they have great, soft breast you can squeeze and play with when stressed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:27:54 2015 No.14038605 >>14038591 We can always go to a local brewery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:28:05 2015 No.14038607 >>14038591 How much money do you think she could make selling Oni Brews?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:28:34 2015 No.14038609 File: 154 KB, 800x600, o04_01a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does your waifu wear when she wants to feel sexy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:29:10 2015 No.14038615 >>14038542 Also I forgot Ghoul, and possibly Weresheep, Grizzly and Hobgoblin? Which would bring the total to 9. Assuming I'm remembering right, it's not inconceivable that he might fit in 11 new profiles for the MGE-2.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:30:48 2015 No.14038623 >>14038607 A lot. There's a vodka strength beer around here that goes for 60 dollars per bottle. Although if I had an Oni wife I'd never tell her that, she'd probably bankrupt me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:31:16 2015 No.14038626 >>14038609 She doesn't need anything special to feel sexy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:31:28 2015 No.14038629 >>14038609 >see the one picture of her another artist drew of her >damn she looks sexy >check out the original artist's take >she looks a bit strange and her tits are somehow far too big

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:38:02 2015 No.14038659 What is the full extent of a Titanias childish personality, and could a Titania fuck shit up if someone makes a move on her hubby?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:39:19 2015 No.14038662 File: 344 KB, 1000x1000, 123485443534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you unlocked the alternate costumes for your Monster Girl princess yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:39:27 2015 No.14038663 She'd lay on the couch kicking her legs up and down while crying if you said she couldn't have cake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:40:27 2015 No.14038666 >>14038663 Meant for >>14038659

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:41:27 2015 No.14038671 >>14038662 I still am trying to get London Lampoons for my Chochin Obake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:43:01 2015 No.14038673 >>14038663 10/10, would calm her down during a Thunderbird-caused thunderstorm.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:46:22 2015 No.14038684 [SPOILER]

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>>14038609
>Implying I wouldn't make her feel sexy even if she was in a hazmat suit

But if we're going for extreme sex appeal?
A semi-transparent white nightgown, leaving just the right amount to the imagination. Maybe even a airy, floaty babydoll, that looks about as substantial as smoke.
Also, undone coveralls tied at her waist, with a tank top or tube top to maintain some decency.
And maybe even something like pic related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:47:04 2015 No.14038692 >>14038659 i like to imagine it would be a slowly escalating chain of pranks, starts childishly with cream pies and ends with a non gory SAW

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:47:41 2015 No.14038693 >>14038662 I still need to unlock that ball dress for my Dragon Princess, but in order to do that I need to teach her how to dance, which is harder than you'd think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:48:49 2015 No.14038700 >>14036394 Alp, just shut the fuck up and stop being such a self-depricating bitch all the goddamned time. Jesus. I do that shit and even seeing you did it caused my physical distress in my bowels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:49:34 2015 No.14038704 >>14038659 I imagine she's like one of them manic pixie dream girls you see in movies. You know a free spirit trying to brighten up someone's dull like by blowing bubbles and shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:53:18 2015 No.14038719 >>14038662 Why are Goblins so slutty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:53:59 2015 No.14038722 >>14036535 might as well post the whole album, enjoy all the brown and the one blueberry. http://imgur.com/a/ZlTaZ

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:54:33 2015 No.14038725 >>14036394 Alp, please carry on, the prospect of >>14038700 rage-shitting himself is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:55:00 2015 No.14038728 If she lost her paws in a tragic accident, would a Yeti accept non-fluffy prosthetics?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:55:54 2015 No.14038733 The muscle Jinko stuff earlier in the thread inspired me to do a bit of writefaggotry. As a warning, the muscle stuff in this is kind of extreme. http://pastebin.com/4ya5gmxY

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:56:28 2015 No.14038736 >>14038719 Cause they got a need to breed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:02:49 2015 No.14038752 i want to drink herbal tea with a inari.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:03:33 2015 No.14038759 >>14038733 I liked it quite a lot. Who are you anyways?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:03:36 2015 No.14038760 >>14038700 Bollocks pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:04:22 2015 No.14038764 >>14038759 I'm anonymous, and I will stay that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:05:32 2015 No.14038767 >>14038764 It's clear that you have experience with writefagging then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:05:44 2015 No.14038768 >>14038760 It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is seeing that shit coming from another person makes me realize how disgustingly abhorrent it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:07:27 2015 No.14038776 >>14038733 >http://pastebin.com/4ya5gmxY I like it. Hulk-Jinko really would be terrifying to deal with though, that guy's dick will be destroyed if the milk affected her kegal muscles too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:07:40 2015 No.14038778 >>14038767 Well, I haven't done any regular writefagging for this thread, if that is what you are thinking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:09:08 2015 No.14038784 >>14038778 Have you ever done writefagging for another board? Your work feels familiar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:10:20 2015 No.14038788 >>14038778 Well you should. We've had a few new writefags lately and you seem to be one of the better ones already.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:12:01 2015 No.14038794
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>>14038725
I won't rage-shit myself. I'll just be more disappointed in Alp than I could ever be in myself and that's saying something.

Pic unrelated as fuck but holy shit that feeling when a Kraken is lurking right below.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:12:04 2015 No.14038795 >>14038733 I like it. It's adorable, and it has great potential for lewds. >>14038776 >you will never have your Jinko waifu momentarily stop riding you to clench her kegel muscles as hard as she can and start milking you in earnest

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:13:02 2015 No.14038801 >>14038788 not him, but can you nutshell the other writefag's quality so i know what to expect?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:13:34 2015 No.14038803 >>14038794 Bollocks, please. Just write.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:16:03 2015 No.14038816 >>14037387 I see she puts the TIT in her name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:17:15 2015 No.14038822 >>14038733 Now I want a Dire Jinko. She sounds like heaven.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:17:46 2015 No.14038825 >>14038803 I'm trying but trying to form a cohesive world around certain MG elements is proving to be a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:19:03 2015 No.14038829 >>14038825 Like what elements?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:19:30 2015 No.14038834 >>14037918 What like the Snow Queen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:20:07 2015 No.14038838 >>14038825 What elements are giving you trouble? Describe your world. The setting, the time period, the status of monstergirls in the world, how they were introduced and get along with humans. That sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:20:39 2015 No.14038841 >>14038801 They aren't terrible or anything, they just need to improve on a few areas this other guy seems to have already covered. He's clearly written stuff before, if not for us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:20:47 2015 No.14038842 File: 727 KB, 1920x1080, 1441228847858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038825 Shoggocks pls At least post the full image

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:22:30 2015 No.14038849 >>14038778 Oh? Well, muscular Jinko with big titties and ass was a pretty nice read, keep up the good work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:23:50 2015 No.14038854 >>14038160 Is it wood? Cause fuck you if it's wood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:24:11 2015 No.14038855 >>14038794 >>14038842 I can't say nope fast enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:24:32 2015 No.14038857 >>14038788 you got the links to the new guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:24:55 2015 No.14038859 >>14038172 HELL. NO. >>14038218 Jesus those legs.

swiss Momo Wed Sep 2 17:26:51 2015 No.14038868

another small update on my KC Q&A translation

/answer/115636087893
>I've started to wonder since there's soon gonna be a game released with rhinoceros and stag beetle themed characters. If we assume that you'd reveal a rhinoceros or stag beetle themed monster girl, would she still have the large jaw or horn that are characteristic for the male beetles?

She would. Since Monsters included males before they were all turned into Monster Girls, like Lizardmen being Lizard"men", these girls will have these specific elements even if they used to be a characteristic of the males of that race
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This one's from 7 months ago btw. Shows how long he had the idea for Soldier Beetle

/answer/113351494997
>I don't really understand the definition behind a Mad Hatter being a majin-type and a Glacies being an elemental-type, so could you pleas explain it to me in detail?

The -type stands for a [vague classification by appearance]. Those that are hard to tell apart from a human at glance are classified as majin-type. (Witch, Dhampir, Mad Hatter) Those with a body (most of the body) made of an element like fire, water and ice are classified as elemental-type (most spirits)
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>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:27:13 2015 No.14038870 >>14038854 I wouldn't be that cruel, the wooden ones are for..."unique" punishments.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:27:35 2015 No.14038874 If we fap to/waifu titania, are we cucking Oberon? Is that wise? The fair folk are vicious.

swiss Momo Wed Sep 2 17:28:14 2015 No.14038876

>>14038868

/answer/113137119317
>Are there any colour variations like white or red to the swimsuit like skin of a Sahuagin Also would it be possible to add a Sabbath made rune embroidery to the swimsuit of a Sahuagin?

The ultra-rare white colour variation school-swimsuit Sahuagin is...! Probably something that exists. w Also adding an embroidery is possible
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/answer/114713975381
>It seems that Poseidon deflected to the Monster Girl side, but is this fact known by the order? And if they should know it, are they aware that they'd be at a disadvantage when fighting on the sea which is under control by Poseidon?

That's the case for the order, but most humans don't really understand things related to the gods. Also, it seems that there's a save ? (without monsters, but you can lose your life in storms and such) area of the ocean controlled by gods aligned with the chief god, even if it's relatively smaller than Poseidon's realm
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/answer/113137038933
>Are there cases were a monstergirl child falls in love with her father?

There are. It'll be explained in detail in the book. It seems to happen if she only spends time together with her father and if he pampers her too much, so please be sure to let her play outside with other kids to give her a sense of independence. w
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daugteru-dicking confirmed for bad parenting

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:28:58 2015 No.14038879 >>14038874 Shut up with the cuck shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:29:25 2015 No.14038882 >>14038788 I've been around for forever, the mood to write just doesn't strike me very often. >>14038784 Nope Actually, I was supposed to write some muscular dragon stuff too. Perhaps I'll get to it one day...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:29:56 2015 No.14038885 >>14038874 But anon, you're her Oberon. And it's a species named after Titania, not literally Titania you dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:29:58 2015 No.14038886 >>14038662 >matron of the maze You fucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:30:56 2015 No.14038891 >>14038876 >It seems to happen if she only spends time together with her father and if he pampers her too much So the secret is being a bad father.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:31:13 2015 No.14038893 >>14038879 It's a legitimate question you triggered little shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:31:29 2015 No.14038896 >>14038876 >daughter-dicking confirmed for bad parenting Knew it The shit eating grin I have right is blinding

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:31:46 2015 No.14038898 >>14038891 Well, we knew that.

>>	swiss Momo Wed Sep 2 17:31:56 2015 No.14038901 >>14038876 also some figures on how often certain kinds get mentioned in his Q&A: Succubus 56 Lilim 26 Alp 34 Demon Lord 76 Chief God 18 Slime 56 Order 6 Sabbath 12

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:32:15 2015 No.14038904

>>14038868
>This one's from 7 months ago btw. Shows how long he had the idea for Soldier Beetle
He'd had ideas for even longer than that too, some he still has to release such as dragon variants.
>>14038876
>The ultra-rare white colour variation school-swimsuit Sahuagin is...! Probably something that exists. w Also adding an embroidery is possible
Which drawfag do we need to suck to get this to happen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:33:00 2015 No.14038906 >Titania Puckgirl when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:33:19 2015 No.14038907 >>14038876 >Daughteru-dicking confirmed for bad parenting. And for once KC did good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:33:32 2015 No.14038909 >>14038901 Slimes #1 MG

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:34:11 2015 No.14038910

I'm going to dick my daughterus and no one can stop me!

>bad parenting

Need I remind you that monster children "spend their days doing whatever they want"? What if some slaver caught your daughter while she put playing? What if she ran into an order soldier? No, my daughterus shall stay. With me. Forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:34:47 2015 No.14038912 >>14038876 >daugteru-dicking confirmed for bad parenting Probably good parenting going by monster and incubus logic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:35:00 2015 No.14038913 >>14038907 so good parenting= no incest? i should not have to come to that realisation

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:35:10 2015 No.14038914 >>14038842 Who the fuck made this shit? It looks like garbage, look at all those artifacts. Not even the colors are like the original.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:35:23 2015 No.14038916

>>14038829
>>14038838
Modern Day Earth#Who the fuck can actually count that high in the multiverse where MGs co-habit with humanity peacefully for the most part.

There are some exceptions like 'old fashioned' Centaurs in places like Greece who contrary to the European variants that women like Centorea are from are nigh-indistinguishable from their male counterparts in wanton sexual lust. We're talking about abducting men and raping them while drinking more than an Oni would.

That and Ushi-Onis.

They were introduced when the Succubi Agrat Bat Mahlat and Lilith basically made humanities darkest fears and the unknown... well, known. But rather than see humanity as nothing more than a speck of sand like a Great Old One or an Outer God would, they actively treat it as a pet project when not fucking Samael More on that later or when I stop being Alp-levels of self hating and lazy.

Basically the whole route I was going to go was Certain MC I wrote managed to thin the veil between humanity and less... pleasant entities than Lilith and her sister and after consummating his marriage (If you can consider it that) with his new waifu, is basically starting a festering of a disease that could turn into a worldwide pandemic.

The cure is more Iä Iä.

That's all for now, folks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:35:24 2015 No.14038917 >>14038876 >daugteru-dicking confirmed for bad parenting Well, that's fine. KC also advocates for some pretty shitty things, so an opinion like that is par for the course. Though, he obviously meant it in jest, based on the w after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:36:25 2015 No.14038922 File: 149 KB, 420x529, 1441229705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038906

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:36:28 2015 No.14038924 >>14038876 >daugteru-dicking confirmed for bad parenting As expected

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:38:24 2015 No.14038932 File: 232 KB, 600x600, 1441229904242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038922 >>14038906 Right here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:40:29 2015 No.14038938 >>14038876 >daugteru-dicking confirmed for bad parenting Hahahaha Daughteru-dicking-waifu-NTRing fags BTFO.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:42:30 2015 No.14038944 >>14038825 shoggocks just write, it's been to long

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:42:32 2015 No.14038945

>>14038825
>trying to form a cohesive world around certain MG elements is proving to be a bitch
>tfw

Tell me about it. I'm that asshole who wrote that MGQ thing that got posted a day or two ago here since over two years ago. You're in for a worldbuilding ride that will never end.

Maybe I can help you, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:42:54 2015 No.14038947 /fit/ Titania

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:44:15 2015 No.14038950

>>14038938
>>14038924
>>14038917
>>14038912
>>14038910
>>14038907
>>14038896
>>14038891
I'm gonna say right now, I think KC meant to answer that question specifically, daughteru dicking sounds like an inevitability in the MGE world, as a kind of sex ed. thing.

>you or your wife will have to teach your daughter how to do it someday.
>and you're the only dick your wife trusts enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:45:07 2015 No.14038954 >>14038947 >Not /fit/ania You had one shot, one opportunity, and you didn't even capture it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:45:21 2015 No.14038956 >>14038938 >BTFO >when monsters raised that way get superior abilities >when the highest virtue there is for a monster is getting dicked I don't think so monogomong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:46:33 2015 No.14038960 >>14038950 Too late, anti daughteru dickers are gonna shitpost about muh bad parenting word of god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:46:54 2015 No.14038963 >>14038950 I don't think anyone would appreciate it if they learned their waifu was dicked by her dad. This comes from someone that's okay with daughteru dicking provided that it's mostly uncommon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:47:12 2015 No.14038965 >>14038947 I want to give an Alice minomilk! She needs to get big and strong for oniichan!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:47:46 2015 No.14038967 >>14038950 So you're waifu is always going to be used goods and fucked by his father. Nice.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:48:13 2015 No.14038970

>>14038950
>daughteru dicking sounds like an inevitability in the MGE world
He's even went on record as saying before that the moment a monster girl is old enough she'll assault her own father and take matters into her own hands. And yes he also talked about threesomes with the mother.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:48:36 2015 No.14038971

>>14038950
>you or your wife will have to teach your daughter how to do it someday.
People don't teach their kids how sex works by fucking them and they still end up understanding how it works sooner or later because of instincts. It'd be even more natural and easier for monstergirls to understand sex, so "practicing with them" isn't obligatory for them to know how to fuck.

>>14038956
>monsters are raised that way to get superior abilities
What abilities? For what? Developing better ways to fuck a man? They can easily get a man to achieve that. Or perhaps to develop better ways to satisfy your greedy ass?

No excuses, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:48:40 2015 No.14038973 >>14038868 >Since Monsters included males before they were all turned into Monster Girls, like Lizardmen being Lizard"men" "They were probably genderless!" fags BTFO.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:48:47 2015 No.14038974 >>14038967 your*

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:49:08 2015 No.14038976 >>14038965 >Gets ripped and strong as fuck >Still short Mmmyes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:49:50 2015 No.14038977 >>14038967 Most monster girls are used goods without daughteru dicking anyway. People always forget that they rape multiple men then marry a guy when they find one they think is worth keeping in most cases.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:50:03 2015 No.14038981 >>14038970 >assault You know, I'm all for reverse rape, but your daughter is the one monstergirl that should do so lovingly.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:50:08 2015 No.14038982

>>14038963
See, that's the thing. I'm ok with fucking daughterus, with a few conditions. The waifu would need to have brought it up to begin with, and not just you giving in to lust. And if you go through with it, she's with you for life. No throwing them back out into the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:50:23 2015 No.14038983 >>14038956 >>when monsters raised that way get superior abilities eh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:50:56 2015 No.14038984 >>14038950 What about unicorns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:51:35 2015 No.14038988 >>14038977 Oh boy you dun did it now. >>14038973 >I'm happy monsterboys were a thing! Okay...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:51:39 2015 No.14038989 >>14038963 >>14038971 are you people forgetting that this would be in a world where such acts and customs would be the norm? That seems like it would be a pretty large contributing factor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:52:38 2015 No.14038993 >>14038976 Don't forget the spats and, not needed, sports bra she'll wear under her dress

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:53:02 2015 No.14038994 >>14038989 You faggots have been enforcing "muh canon" a real fucking lot lately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:53:32 2015 No.14038996 >>14038876 >The ultra-rare white colour variation school-swimsuit Sahuagin is...! Probably something that exists. w SOMEONE DRAW IT. Also tanned kuu-fish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:53:59 2015 No.14038998 >>14038944 Die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:54:35 2015 No.14039001 >>14038989 Dude, I like daughteru dicking, but it clearly isn't going to be something that occurs 100% of the time like you're trying to push.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:55:12 2015 No.14039003 >>14038993 I hope they are stretchy, because if not they are liable to explode off of her. On second thought, I hope they aren't stretchy at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:55:17 2015 No.14039004 File: 1.07 MB, 1100x1100, 0311048e9e9224f66fb64c8e0f51c7bd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038965 >>14038976 Next level shortstacking

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:55:33 2015 No.14039007

>>14038983
>>14038971
>The body of a monster is specialized for sex, and mother and child can handle anything no matter how rough. Also, the child can store up demonic energy if the husband continues to pour spirit energy into the mother while she's pregnant. Besides that, it is said that monster children experience sex and pleasure vicariously through their mother while in the womb, so the more the mother has sex during pregnancy, the more powerful and lascivious the monster will end up when she is born. For that reason, sex during pregnancy is recommended for monsters.

ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN DICKING YOUR DAUGHTERUS BEFORE BIRTH! THERE IS NO ESCAPE! WELCOME BROTHERS!

I'll get to the other thing in a minute.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:57:14 2015 No.14039013

>>14038963
>>14038967
>>14038977
I don't give a shit about the "lel, disgusting 3DPD used goods" meme. But I wouldn't want to sleep with a chick who had a prior, consensual intimate relationship with her father. It's just too weird to me. I'm with >>14038982

If you must dick the daughteru you must, responsibility should be taken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:57:20 2015 No.14039015 >>14039007 I wonder if my parents exchanged consonants while mom was pregnant with me an my brother...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:57:38 2015 No.14039016 >>14039007 >>when monsters raised that way get superior abilities Not seeing that there. Are you going to post it now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:59:19 2015 No.14039022 >>14039007 So I won't fuck my waifu when she's pregnant. Simple as that. If she married me, she knows I'm not comfortable with dicking my daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:59:46 2015 No.14039027 >>14038984 What about them? Not like anyone's interested in horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:59:56 2015 No.14039030 >>14039007 I will continue to disregard KC's retarded worldbuilding choices as I always have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:00:27 2015 No.14039032 >>14039022 You could always do anal with her for a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:00:40 2015 No.14039034 >>14039003 >She's doing squats when her spats rip. >Ubwilling to end the set, she just keeps going until the it's done before asking you if you could get her another one after the workout. she goes commando in her dress when you go shopping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:02:08 2015 No.14039043 >>14039027 Well aren't they supposed to be the only ones that stay virgins until they find a husband?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:03:36 2015 No.14039048 >>14038973 You are a fucking retard. Nobody ever widely asserted that outside of fringe cases like constructs or ones with no recognizable physiology (slimes, elementals).

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:04:53 2015 No.14039055

>>14039016
>Also, monsters don't go through the growth process that human girls go through in which they scorn or avoid their father, perhaps for that reason, their devilish nature may end up awakening to their own father, and there are also girls who will have sex with their father and try to get spirit energy. Monsters raised that way will grow dramatically more powerful and possess far more demonic energy than those raised only on normal food, but in such circumstances they generally acquire a taste for their own father's spirit energy and then end up recognizing him as their “husband”. Furthermore, races such as “slime” that can have sex with a man right after being born have dirty thoughts and a mind to seek spirit energy and pleasure from the beginning. They will have sex right on the spot with the human man in front of them who is their own father and obtain spirit energy. Other than that, there are also races that live in groups for whom it's normal to milk spirit energy from their father together with their mother, and become pregnant with their father's children such as “large mouse (encyclopedia I – p. 135)” and “devil bug (encyclopedia I – p. 138) “, etc.

>>14039022
ImFUCKINGplying

>The growth of the embryo in the mother's womb is fueled by the mother's demonic energy, so the mother will need more energy than usual. Of course, the most efficient method of producing demonic energy is to have sex with her husband and obtain spirit energy. Monsters who become mothers will then seek even more spirit energy, so a monster's lust doesn't drop during pregnancy. On the contrary, they will instead seek to have more sex with their husband than usual.

You going to abuse your wife by way of neglect? HUH? Are ya?!

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:05:23 2015 No.14039056

>>14039032
>for a while
>implying I haven't already trained my waifu to enjoy anal more than regular sex

aside from that, I'm pretty sure dicking your wife at all while she's pregnant will cause the baby to get stronger.

>>14039030
>I'm going to ignore the canon because it's convenient!
you're almost as bad as the people in monster girl quest general who pretend that the awful 3rd part of the game doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:06:30 2015 No.14039064 >>14039032 >implying the daughteru won't feel it >turning her into a buttslut before birth You sly dog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:07:07 2015 No.14039066 >>14039055 Just no vaginal then. No sex that causes the daughteru pleasure. Daughterus are not for sexual, they're for cute romances with their childhood friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:07:22 2015 No.14039068 >>14039055 Demonic energy changes your waifu to suit your preferences, if you wish not to fuck her while she's pregnant, mamono mana will promptly make her hold herself back until she gives birth. KC confirmed this himself. Your move.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:07:43 2015 No.14039070 i keep hearing about these new writefags but no one has links

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:08:27 2015 No.14039074 >>14039055 >they generally acquire a taste for their own father's spirit energy and then end up recognizing him as their “husband” I guess that if you dick her once, you dick her forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:09:02 2015 No.14039078 >>14039056 >Not just doing anything but vaginal with your waifu, as monstergirls acquire pleasure from getting fucked in every way anyway Not getting pregnant is a bonus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:09:39 2015 No.14039081 >>14039070 You can search for pastebin links in the last thread.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:10:47 2015 No.14039089

>>14039068
>mamono mana will promptly make her hold herself back until she gives birth

Her body. Mamono mana gets rid of apprehension and disgust towards monsters, and changes their perception of time so they don't mind having sex for days on end, but it doesn't change a man's personality or the like.

>monster outside of unicorn refraining from sex
You're gonna need to cite that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:11:28 2015 No.14039091 >>14038916 Of course there's always a wise guy who doesn't get the 'not' in 'things man was not meant to know/trifle with.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:12:03 2015 No.14039092 >>14039048 pls, I recall some fag once claiming that werewolves were probably genderless before. You can say they were a minority, but people with such a stupid idea did exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:12:19 2015 No.14039094 File: 73 KB, 600x619, 1440867636149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039055 Jesus fucking christ KC aren't you going a bit too overdetailed

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:12:49 2015 No.14039096 >>14039066 >no vaginal >no anal > just oral, when the best way to get spirit energy is to have it poured into they womb >a starved, pregnant monster, accepting not being dicked Uh huh.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:12:53 2015 No.14039098

Oh boy its the best time of the thread!
Futa
NTR
Bob
ELH
LDR
HFY
Cuck
Deruella
Yuri
Yaoi
Monsterboys
Traps
Alps
Mantagos
Parasiteslimes
Cait siths
Cu siths
Guro
Daughterudicking
Antidaughterudicking
Maledom
Femdom
Bromont
X monster girl is shit and Y monster girl is the best
My taste > your taste
Autistm
Tumblr
Feminist
3DPD
Transgender
Shitlord
Fuckboy
Dickslave
Pussyslave

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:14:20 2015 No.14039102 >>14039094 agreed, this is one thing he should have left alone, or at lest been vauge

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:14:28 2015 No.14039104

>People are letting this "You MUST dick the daughteru" guy bait them into replying

You realize that, even as KC said in a JUST translated statement, so long as you make sure she has a healthy, normal, sociable childhood, she's not going to just randomly want to dick you; except in explicit cases such as Dark Elves and Swarm-Types (Mice, Devil Bugs, etc.)

So quit throwing such a fit you dumbasses.

And dick the waifu while she's pregnant because pregnant sex is hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:14:33 2015 No.14039105 >>14039092 Please, just because one fag doesn't get the difference between a tusk and a claw you don't start celebrating over being able to look up the definitions of both, either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:14:57 2015 No.14039108 >>14039098 Oh hi fence sitter! It's not a party without you!

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:15:09 2015 No.14039109
File: 211 KB, 800x1000, ritchi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>http://strawpoll.me/5366752/r
Well, the Lich is in first place and has been for a while already, so I'll color it next.

I'm still working on the recent requests too, I haven't forgotten them

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:15:17 2015 No.14039110 File: 550 KB, 1330x1216, yeti anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14038728 Dr. Yeti would fix her pawsie-wawsies up and add fluff to her new paws with Weresheep wool and white dyed Anubis fur shed

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:15:30 2015 No.14039112 >>14039098 Parasite Slimes are male slimes fucking their Knights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:16:13 2015 No.14039117 >>14039098 I'd gladly be a Manticore's fuckboy tailpussy slave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:16:15 2015 No.14039119 >>14039096 Then I'll go out and buy a potion to improve my "production" and endurance, and then fuck her face all day. Also, you can't tell me what to do, so eat a dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:16:57 2015 No.14039121 >>14039104 Don't bother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:17:00 2015 No.14039124 >>14039091 Well to be fair when you're as contrived and self-depricating as I am when you have a book of insurmountable evil and you feel like fucking with it because you have money, shit don't mean shit. It got Mister Moneybags killed though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:17:14 2015 No.14039126 File: 1.38 MB, 1528x1880, 1441232234052.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DON'T OPEN IT!

swiss Momo Wed Sep 2 18:17:18 2015 No.14039127

>>14038973
that one was obvious for quite some time

/answer/114356912725
>Some questions came up after reading the previous answer. Why would there be races breeding with humans back during the previous system?

If it's just for having children, then monsters normally abducted human girls for breeding them, or males in case of Lamia and Harpies... or something like that. Of course, there was no love involved in this and the humans would normally get eaten after the child is born. However, there are lucky cases were the monster would awake to feelings of love and affection and become joined with the human as something like a married couple. It seems this often happened with types close to humans, such as Vampires, Succubi, Beast-types, Lamia and Harpies, or high ranking monsters such as Dragons or Baphomet

so human women getting breed in rape grottos were the norm in the old system

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:17:46 2015 No.14039132

>>14039104
>I'm going to put my hands to my ears and go LA LA LA not canon! LA LA LA headcanon trumps official written material

Right you are, when throwing opinions or making your own settings is concerned, but if someone asks a factual question about the setting, such as dicked daughterus being superior monsters, your HC counts for shit.

>Also, bait

Fuck you.

swiss Momo Wed Sep 2 18:18:19 2015 No.14039134

>>14039089
>You're gonna need to cite that shit.

/answer/113140983125
>So I was thinking about this situation were a married woman gets monsterised during a time were she's without her spouse (for a prolonged rate of time), and whether she'll wait for her initial spouse or will attack some nearby guy and make him her new spouse. So will her sense of chastity she had as a human remain even after she turned into a monstergirl?

Regarding chastity, if she decided to remain chaste even if her husband is far away, then this won't change even after becoming a monstergirl. Even if she's no longer able to hold back while waiting for her spouse from her time as human but is unable to set out on a journey to her husbands side, then something like I'm gonna catch some other guy as husband~ won't happen
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>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:18:20 2015 No.14039135 >>14039126 Those damn wizards are at it again with their invisibility spells

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:18:25 2015 No.14039136 >>14039126 I opened it. Gonna paizuri her till her scales turn white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:18:49 2015 No.14039138 >>14039126 >those colors Ya dun goofed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:19:06 2015 No.14039142 >>14039126 I want to molest a proud Dragon until she turns into my loving wife!

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:19:22 2015 No.14039143

>>14039102
Well, it's not like it really matters. There are only a few things KC said aren't acceptable in the main setting, so people are still free to dick their kids, not dick their kids, have a threesome with their kids and their mother, etc. It's fine however.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:19:37 2015 No.14039145 >>14039110 Is it now the current thing that anubis fur is the next softest thing to yeti fur? What about kitsune tail fur? Or do anubi just have the most compatible fur for paws, in particular?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:20:02 2015 No.14039148 File: 95 KB, 657x720, 11035307_893674117348237_4356404170879363404_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i believe i've lost my sense of time. i need to get drunk with a oni, then i dont have to care

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:20:18 2015 No.14039149 >>14039119 You'll still be mouthfucking your daughteru, she feels all her mother feels and partakes of the spirit energy you're pouring into your wife, YOUR ENERGY. THAT OF HER D-A-D. So you eat that dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:20:20 2015 No.14039150 >>14039135 Fucking Wizards. We'll need some sorceresses to sort them out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:20:28 2015 No.14039151 Where is that pastebin for adding waifus to my browsing experience using transparent?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:20:40 2015 No.14039154 >>14039124 >a book of insurmountable evil and you feel like fucking with it because you have money I know, right? Blowing astonomical amounts of money on gambling, hookers and blow is so blasé.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:22:38 2015 No.14039159 >>14039109 Sweet, more colored undead love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:23:11 2015 No.14039161 >>14039143 Indeed. But this "YOU MUST IT'S INEVITABLE" attitude some guys have really is a bother.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:23:36 2015 No.14039163

>>14039134
This says she won't fuck someone else, not that she will not make you fuck her while she's pregnant, a pregnant monster body requires even more spirit energy that before >>14039007 >>14039055
nd that means sex. You're grasping way too fucking hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:24:17 2015 No.14039166 Oh no Anon! Your daughteru has become addicted to magical supliments and now has more muscle than a full grown dire oni! And she's only 5! What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:24:25 2015 No.14039168 >>14039127 >or high ranking monsters such as Dragons I kind of want to write a story about guy already living as a Dragon's beloved "Treasure" when the Succubification occurs. But I'm worried people might call "Furshit" or some such.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:24:27 2015 No.14039169 >>14039145 How soft is yeti fur anyway?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:24:53 2015 No.14039171

>>14039034
>After dinner
>She picks you up despite her being so short and carries you to the bedroom
>Tosses you on the bed
>You twist around to look at her
>Her entire body flexes and bulges, her clothing shreds to pieces before falling off her
>She climbs on top of you
>Your pelvis was shattered mightily that night

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:25:05 2015 No.14039173 >>14039119 Just pop some Corruption Fruits and have at her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:25:21 2015 No.14039174 >>14039149 Then I hire a mage of some sort to create a sphere that radiates spirit energy so I don't have to dick her. Also, fuck you. Stop trying to push this so god damn hard and accept that I'm not a degenerate who fucks his kids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:25:30 2015 No.14039176 >>14039166 Have her forced into a coma for 9 years so her muscles atrophy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:26:00 2015 No.14039178 >>14039166 Wean her off that crap or sell her to the circus is that fails.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:26:36 2015 No.14039182 Would monstergirls think ill of me if I'm forced to resort to physical violence to (successfully) defend myself from rape and fend off persistent attackers if I don't feel like being husbando'd?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:26:38 2015 No.14039183 >>14039145 kitsune tair fur and ear fur is 10/10 soft and fluffy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:27:01 2015 No.14039184 >>14039166 Give her holstaurus Milk to counter the muscle with health. Sure she might grow up to be strongfat but honestly I think boys would enjoy a strongfat Hellhound chasing them down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:27:18 2015 No.14039185 >>14039034 >Torn spats clinging to her body Sure, sure. After...other things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:27:35 2015 No.14039186 >>14039154 It's contrived for a reason, Anon. Jesus. Fucking Jésus man, his bowling game is spectacular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:28:06 2015 No.14039189 >>14039174 >calling anybody a degenerate >in this thread anon, do you remember where you are?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:28:12 2015 No.14039190 >>14039182 Nope, and the more feisty ones may take it well in that regard.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:28:16 2015 No.14039191

>>14039174
The only one pushing anything is you, since these are facts of the setting, you want to headcanon it away fine, but it doesn't mean shit in a canon discussion. Deal with it.

>sphere that radiates spirit energy

Yeah, cause that totally exists. Enjoy your headcanon, whiner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:28:54 2015 No.14039192 >>14038965 >When you give an Alice milk...

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:29:12 2015 No.14039193

>>14039168
There kind of was a short like that. Can't remember who wrote it or when it was at all but there were some literal dragoons, meaning they road actual monster dragons, that were like the elite forces of a human kingdom, right as their about to be attacked by a band of orcs though the turn happens and each dragoon and his dragon fuck. I do remember that the MC's dragon had like literally just laid some eggs so if anybody knows what I'm talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:29:21 2015 No.14039194 >>14039176 >Anon? >Why is our daughter in a coma? Also, you'd have a girl with the mind of a five year old in the body of a 14 year old. >>14039178 >Husband, who did our daughter just say she's joining the circus?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:29:44 2015 No.14039195

>>14039174
Or you can quit letting the idiot's ranting get to you, and just dick the waifu like a good husbando, rather than being paranoid about it making your unborn child attracted to you.

Honestly just because your Spirit Energy contributes to the child's development in-utero doesn't mean she'll acquire a taste for it. That's like saying your child will grow to love all the random foods your wife has cravings for throughout her pregnancy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:31:19 2015 No.14039199 >>14039193 Well, Dragons can still transform back after becoming MGs, so Dragoons can still ride them; but yeah, sounds about right.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:31:39 2015 No.14039200

>>14039169
It's so soft, a regular sized mattress filled with it will prevent a person from injuring themself if they land on it at terminal velocity.

>>14039183
That's because kitsune magic creates a link between all kitsune fur and the Mofu Dimension. Some of that concentrated mofu saturates each strand of fur, making it soft beyond what our universe's physics will allow.
Dive too deep into a kitsune's tail, and you risk breaching through into the Mofuverse: A world without time or space. Only softness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:31:43 2015 No.14039201 >>14039184 I know I would.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:31:55 2015 No.14039202 >>14039195 He's mad because he doesn't want to be a daughter dicker and he doesn't have a choice. If you dick your waifu while pregnant, your daughter will feel it, and not dicking your waifu is not an option.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:32:33 2015 No.14039205 >>14039202 Is this bait

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:32:49 2015 No.14039207 >>14039190 So I have to get into fights with them everyday if I want to maintain aquiet life without a family to worry about? Gonna have to double my lifting, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:34:00 2015 No.14039210 >>14039194 >Also, you'd have a girl with the mind of a five year old in the body of a 14 year old. Vivi from Meat and Metal was cute as fuck too, so why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:34:01 2015 No.14039211 >>14039195 I'll choose to believe you. >>14039205 It's really good bait because I've been falling for it this whole time. Like a fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:34:20 2015 No.14039212 >>14039205 It is bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:34:24 2015 No.14039213 >>14039205 Of course it is, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:36:00 2015 No.14039219 >>14039210 Well, now she's going to physically be the oldest girl in class. Forever. And how do you think she'll react when she try's to get a boyfriend but is far too old for most of them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:36:34 2015 No.14039221 File: 121 KB, 666x568, 1439771838874.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:36:50 2015 No.14039222 >>14039166 Get her off that shit asap, the world can't survive a wurm child with that much strength

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:37:27 2015 No.14039224 >>14039184 I want to rub her belly

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:37:39 2015 No.14039225 >>14039205 Everything is bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:38:31 2015 No.14039226 >>14039222 God save the ice cream man

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:38:33 2015 No.14039227 >>14039225 This is bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:38:44 2015 No.14039229 >>14039225 Even this is bait: What Mermaid would you go deep sea diving for? Sea Bishop, or Merrow?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:39:10 2015 No.14039230

>>14039205
It only seems like bait cause of all the idiots in this thread who can't read. NOT ONCE, have I said you MUST dick the daughter, I've cited how it happens, and that it is an inevitability in the sense, that she feels it in the womb, whether you want to admit it or not, you've dicked her. If you don't want to dick her once she's out, fine, but the spirit energy of the father will always be the first she will receive. End of fucking story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:39:20 2015 No.14039231 >>14038172 >Published in 2013 >No chapters translated Is it any good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:39:31 2015 No.14039232 >>14039221 >you will never wear a sign that says "free mean-mugs"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:40:08 2015 No.14039235 >>14039229 Nereid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:41:09 2015 No.14039237 >>14039230 >Dicking your waifu while she's pregnant = Dicking your daughteru inside her womb You're not actually aware of how biology works, are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:41:56 2015 No.14039240 >>14039235 Nereids are pretty hot, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:43:54 2015 No.14039245 >>14039166 Do you know how much hell having a 5 year old that is stronger than you would be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:44:11 2015 No.14039247 >>14039229 I want to romance a lonely sea bishop that's tired of marrying off happy couples and desperately dreams of becoming the bride herself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:45:08 2015 No.14039251 Where should I go with my Anubis waifu to relax?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:45:46 2015 No.14039254 >>14039237 You're not aware human biology =/= Monster Biology are you? >>14039007

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:46:02 2015 No.14039255 >>14039200 I volunteer to explore!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:46:26 2015 No.14039257 >>14039237 Come on now, are you telling me your dick isn't actually supposed to go through the cervix?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:46:46 2015 No.14039259 >>14039254 And you're not aware of the definition of vicarious, are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:46:47 2015 No.14039260 >>14039251 The dragon's den.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:47:41 2015 No.14039262 >>14039260 That sounds nice, what will she do in there? I personally don't like Dragons much so I'll let her go in alone, I hope she has fun in there!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:48:06 2015 No.14039263 >>14039259 "Through her", it's all the same, and the point stands, your energy will be the first your daughter experiences. Now shut up, you non guide readers bore me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:48:07 2015 No.14039264 >>14039245 >"Daddy can I have a cookie?" >"No sweety you'll spoil your dinner." >"I want a cookie!" >"D-dear, please put the fridge down, you can have a cookie!" >"YAY!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:48:42 2015 No.14039266 >>14039251 >>14039260 >>14039262 >16:45 >16:46 >16:47 I'm beginning to wonder if the cuckoo is samefagging just to have something to do... Regardless an Oasis Resort is a good answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:49:00 2015 No.14039267 >>14039229 Sea Bishop, hands down. I'd still tease her for her silly hat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:49:59 2015 No.14039272 >>14039263 >Non-Guide Readers Really don't want to hear that from the guy who isn't even able to differentiate the basic ideas of sex, semen, and MANA.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:50:06 2015 No.14039274 >>14039266 >Oasis Resort Is it a spa resort? A casino? Is it both?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:50:28 2015 No.14039276 File: 427 KB, 1280x1792, Harblador pls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Harblador, I know you're out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:50:57 2015 No.14039277 >>14039266 What are you talking about? I just want to give my Anubis waifu a good time, what does that have to do with cuckolding?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:51:36 2015 No.14039279 >>14039262 She get to experience what BIG MEATY CLAWS can do for her back, neck and shoulders, before a vigorous womb massage, courtesy of dragon tail. You can pay extra to watch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:52:44 2015 No.14039284 >>14039276 Is Harblador from burgerland? Or is he from some other country.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:53:03 2015 No.14039285 File: 14 KB, 823x259, Boo fucking hoo inb4 paint.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039266 Having problems with your samefag detector comrade?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:53:43 2015 No.14039286 >>14039276 He's dead anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:54:08 2015 No.14039288 >>14039279 That sounds lovely, and I think I would pay to watch, I have always wanted to learn about Dragon massaging techniques!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:54:21 2015 No.14039289 >>14039272 1.Says you 2.Keep not reading the setting material and getting told 3.Enjoy talking out your ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:55:04 2015 No.14039292 >>14039277 >>14039279 >>14039285 Okay, fine, there are three of you. Can you please stop anyway? >>14039274 Spa. The attendants are all mummies and girtablilus. It's run by an Undine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:55:10 2015 No.14039293 >>14039284 He's from a land down under.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:56:05 2015 No.14039299 >>14039288 For an additional fee, we can arrange a moth dust cocktail be delivered to the masseuse and her client, to enhance your viewing pleasure. Is Sir interested?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:56:07 2015 No.14039300 Where would you take your waifu on your honeymoon? I want to go to a Ryokan Onsen Resort, nestled in the mountains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:56:19 2015 No.14039301 >People are still shitposting with the anubis X dragon thing This is fucking hilarious.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:58:26 2015 No.14039305

>>14039251
Go out to an oasis and set up an open-roofed marquee.
Then, when evening comes, take her out to the oasis, and surprise her when you walk through the flap, revealing a dinner table set with her favourite meal. Treat her to it as you see the sun set and the sky darken overhead, then you can both go outside to lounge in the sand together, watching the stars slowly brighten to life as the sun slowly sets over the quiet dunes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:58:41 2015 No.14039306 >>14039301 Buckle in for a long ride, talking about cat dicks lasted a good few months before it started to settle down. Remember when you couldn't talk about Cheshires without 3 instant replies about futa?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:58:45 2015 No.14039307 >>14039292 Why? I just want to see a happy and relaxed Anubis. Don't you? Why do you hate Anubis anon? >>14039299 That sounds lovely, sure! They're both hard working girls, they deserve it. What does the Moth Dust do though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:59:29 2015 No.14039309 >>14039305 This seems like the perfect opportunity to propose or something. Really, I'm taking notes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:59:45 2015 No.14039311 So how many views should i shave off a paste to make it accurate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:59:49 2015 No.14039312 File: 141 KB, 850x965, Sample-364078896fa77d9ab43283830c3c1b40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you like about yetis in particular, /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:00:23 2015 No.14039313 >>14039312 hugs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:00:46 2015 No.14039316 >>14039311 around 900.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:00:52 2015 No.14039318 >>14039306 >months Try a year and some change

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:01:16 2015 No.14039320 >>14039312 Hugs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:01:26 2015 No.14039321 >>14039312 They're cuddly and friendly. And have big boobies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:01:49 2015 No.14039324 >>14039306 I sure am glad my favorite girls don't have any shitty memes. Surprising too, considering how popular a couple of them are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:02:15 2015 No.14039325 >>14039312 >Short girl >Fluffy >Cuddlebug >Always chill >Never hurts anyone >Thick as hell >Comfiest hugs And the list goes on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:02:43 2015 No.14039326 >>14039307 Why, it increases the sensitivity of those exposed to it, while also chasing away all those nasty thoughts that keep one from relaxing, that way, they can concentrate on the person in front of them. Oh yes, they will concentrate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:02:45 2015 No.14039327 >>14039318 By months I had 6-9 in mind but a year sounds more realistic. Being here so long everything seems to blend into one big mess of awful memories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:02:57 2015 No.14039329 File: 3.71 MB, 2000x2500, 3eb7d1dc564ead3ace68088614665501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039307 I don't think he hates anubis so much as he hates your retarded cuck meme as a dragonfucker i do too myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:02:58 2015 No.14039328 >>14039324 Give it time. In a few years, every girl that people bother to remember will be reduced to a heap of shitposting. I hope you like grizzly girls and sahuagin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:03:18 2015 No.14039331 >>14039312 Snugglesex

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:03:49 2015 No.14039333 >>14039324 You don't know SHIT! until you've loved a succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:03:51 2015 No.14039334 >>14039327 >Being here so long everything seems to blend into one big mess of awful memories. And yet here I still am. Thinking this place is going to get better once KC's vaporware becomes reality.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:04:00 2015 No.14039335

>>14039264
It'd be ever worse than that
>Try to store cookies high so she can't reach them
>Find cabinets torn down and cookies pilfered
>Try hiding them
>Find doors ripped off, walls torn down, etc, hiding spot has been smashed
>Put in a safe
>Safe is fucking RIPPED OPEN, no cookies

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:04:57 2015 No.14039337 >>14039329 >dragonfucker Holy shit there's an Anubis in the thread!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:05:10 2015 No.14039339 >>14039326 Why not just get a Mindflayer to alter their minds so they can concentrate even more and relax?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:05:20 2015 No.14039341 >>14039312 Hugs Softness Fluffy Paws

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:05:24 2015 No.14039342 >>14039329 >Dragonfucker Why not stick to the traditional "Dragonslut" epitaph?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:05:51 2015 No.14039343

>>14039324
Mine are Ushi-Oni, Hellhound and Oomukade so there's a fair deal of shit there. Pelvis breaking, dom vs sub shit and stinky neets in that order. That said it's nothing compared to futa and yuri but still.
>>14039334
At that point we'll probably be banished to /vg/ for having a game or we'll get invaded by /MGQ/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:06:20 2015 No.14039346 >>14039305 >open roofed Good thinking, that way she can get snatched by her green scaled friend much easier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:06:33 2015 No.14039348 >>14039318 It would be pretty amusing if it ends up lasting that long. I don't really care for either type, though, so I'm probably biased.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:06:51 2015 No.14039349 >>14039312 >Cute >Tan >loves cuddling in winter >kind hearted >tan >Tits >huge fluffy hands >fluffy feet as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:07:12 2015 No.14039351 >>14039307 Just get to the part where the Dragon ruins those Anubis holes with her tail while Anon cries and faps as his waifu moans in pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:07:37 2015 No.14039353 >>14039349 >huge hands being a positive

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:07:48 2015 No.14039355 >>14039343 I mean... At least we'll be able to get more monster girl art out of it from fans on /v/. Besides, /mgq/ can't be that bad, right? R-right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:07:55 2015 No.14039356 >long day at work >think I'd go check in on the MG thread >Incest and Anubis x Dragon You cancerous shits Yeti is best MG

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:07:57 2015 No.14039357 >>14039343 We'll just make our own general, MMGQfags don't like MGE anyway. Their vore and other /d/ shit to enjoy MGs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:08:07 2015 No.14039358 >>14039351 How ruined are we talking here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:08:27 2015 No.14039362 >>14039333 Not our fault you're a cuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:08:40 2015 No.14039363 >>14039335 I was going to suggest just not having cookies in the house, but then you would probably hear news stories about stores being broken into with their entire stock of cookies gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:09:12 2015 No.14039365 Is this the future Anubisfucker choose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:09:47 2015 No.14039368 >>14039356 >>14039312 So, how long until Yeti gets some cancerous meme attached that utterly ruins her when faggot shitposters spam it whenever she's brought up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:10:25 2015 No.14039371 >>14039343 Le pelvis is pretty tame and the d/s arguments, though idiotic, aren't really a meme. Got a point about Oomukade though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:10:41 2015 No.14039373 >>14039339 I'm afraid we don't keep mindflayers on staff, the high heat from the springs make them uncomfortable, be we do have napping rooms, where our nightmare sleep technicians will be more than happy to help you have...pleasant dreams.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:10:47 2015 No.14039375 >>14039365 Fuck no. It's the future cuckoo funposters chose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:11:00 2015 No.14039376 >>14039356 I try not to be part of that by trying to participate in other things. >>14039365 Yes, he does. Now and forever more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:11:03 2015 No.14039377 >>14039358 Nezumi tier ruined.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:11:12 2015 No.14039379 >>14039353 all the better to hug you with What are you some sort of fag who doesn't like huge strong hands to keep winter away?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:11:22 2015 No.14039381

>>14039365
I don't think it's one he predicted.
But who cares, kit's just one Anon ruining the fun for everybody.
Like how that one guy tried the same with Mantises.
I wonder if he's just a shitposter or if he's trying to 'take Anubis back' in the most crude way possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:11:47 2015 No.14039383 >>14039356 There is nothing wrong with incest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:13:35 2015 No.14039395 >>14039381 >not one he predicted He said he did not give a shit what would happen. Fuck him forevermore. Actually, scratch that, no one fuck him, not even his wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:14:27 2015 No.14039401 http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/R-E-L-O-A-D/368829/Commission-ZeonOC-Haulstaurus-Troll-threesome.. Did anyone ever post this here? The art's not the best but I think it's the first that's shown Holst breastfeeding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:14:27 2015 No.14039402 >>14039343 >At that point we'll probably be banished to /vg/ Please no

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:14:40 2015 No.14039403 >>14039383 Well there is, but those problems don't start popping up until several generations of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:14:45 2015 No.14039405 >>14039379 But how's she gonna jerk you off with those while you're cuddling?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:16:59 2015 No.14039412 >>14039405 Seems pretty easy to me. You face away from her, she reaches down and goes at it while holding you close with her other arm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:17:18 2015 No.14039414 >>14039395 I didn't give a shit about what I expected: the thread's usual "YURI A SHIT" shitstorm. This cuckoo meme? Didn't see that one coming. If I did, I'd have begged .less not to post the pic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:17:23 2015 No.14039415 >>14039405 Carefully. or two fingers at once like my robots/androids/golems/seaport hime with huge fucking hands are semi prone to do and there's fluff on both sides so it's probably really nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:17:47 2015 No.14039416 >>14039375 We didn't start the yuri It was always trolled with Always funning haughty

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:18:44 2015 No.14039420 So where is this infamous Anubis Dragon image anyway? I've never seen it posted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:19:07 2015 No.14039423 >>14039420 It's on the 'boorus if you wanna see it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:19:10 2015 No.14039424 >>14039414 >I'd have begged .less You're an idiot, you dance with the devil, you lose a foot, and I hope your waifu is ruined forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:19:39 2015 No.14039428 >>14039365 More like cuckposter has some kind of hatebone for him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:20:22 2015 No.14039432 >>14039405 Three words Muliple Armed Yeti Start with 4 and work our way up as needed

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:20:40 2015 No.14039434 >>14039414 Don't you know .less? He's like a 14 years old kid that likes to make people mad because "it's fun lol xD"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:21:12 2015 No.14039437 >>14039401 Great idea, poor execution.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:21:48 2015 No.14039441

>>14039395
True, he did come off as an ass in that instance.

>>14039414
You did. Yes you did come off as an ass.

Still, it's better if we not call attention to the idea. Even if it's 'out of punishment,' or 'not letting him live it down,' that kind of thing is only shitposting out of namefag drama, and ruins the fun for everybody.
Other people who like the same species shouldn't have to be made fun of for one guy's fuckup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:22:18 2015 No.14039443 >>14039414 Good to hear you don't give a shit about starting "regular" shitstorms, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:22:33 2015 No.14039444 Is yuri allowed in these threads? Because I am seeing it a lot more now and I'm wondering if you guys are being more openminded about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:22:37 2015 No.14039445 >>14039434 >>14039424 You guys do know that he does refrain from posting some stuff, right? Sure, there are times he deliberately trolls the thread, but other times not. Though maybe that bipolarity is just further evidence of immaturity...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:23:09 2015 No.14039449 >>14039444 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:23:43 2015 No.14039451 >>14039441 >Other people who like the same species shouldn't have to be made fun of for one guy's fuckup. I agree. Tried saying this same thing a day or two ago. They didn't care. "Better safe than sorry" seems to be their "Punishment" policy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:24:46 2015 No.14039453 >>14039443 Why would he give a shit over shitstorms that are perpetuated entirely by other people?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:24:46 2015 No.14039454 >>14039449 No? Are you sure? What about the anubis-dragon thing?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:24:53 2015 No.14039456

>>14039365
Of course, what good, in the sixteen Buddhists hell did he think he'd do the thread by commissioning that? And with .less of all people? I think he'd be surprised if he stuck his hand in a blender and lost his fingers, looking upon the stumps with a dazed expression, "well I didn't know that would happen!" He makes wurms look smart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:25:37 2015 No.14039457 >>14039312 The cuddlefuckiest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:25:42 2015 No.14039459 >>14038467 Is that the fairy queen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:26:04 2015 No.14039462 >>14039444 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:26:36 2015 No.14039464 >>14039444 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:27:15 2015 No.14039469 >>14039459 No, just a queen type. I want to help her get swole

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:27:32 2015 No.14039470 >>14039444 This is bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:27:33 2015 No.14039471 >>14039454 I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:27:35 2015 No.14039472 >>14039454 It was the start of a huge shitstorm and people keep bringing it up to start fights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:28:28 2015 No.14039474 >>14039459 She's to a fairy what a a Lilim/Demon to a succubus I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:29:13 2015 No.14039477 >>14039401 I like it, yeah its not the best art but its nowhere near terrible. Two of the best girls right there so its hard for me to not like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:29:31 2015 No.14039479 File: 203 KB, 1700x1500, JW7DiG5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039459 >Titania >Wight >Pharaoh >Vampire >Demon Which one of these high-class girls would you court?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:29:31 2015 No.14039480 File: 525 KB, 1440x1120, pbt1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039415 >seaport hime Literal perfection. Hoppou best daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:30:15 2015 No.14039484 >>14039454 Anubis-dragon yuri is not only allowed but mandatory whenever either species is brought up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:30:38 2015 No.14039487 >>14039479 Pharaoh because brown a best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:31:02 2015 No.14039491 >>14039462 >>14039470 No. >>14039471 Are you sure about it? >>14039471 A lot of anons are posting about yuri in this thread, why is that then? >>14039472 But people like yuri now, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:31:05 2015 No.14039492 >>14039484 Enjoy your funposting while you can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:31:35 2015 No.14039496 >>14039484 Don't forget nightmare x lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:31:56 2015 No.14039497 >>14039456 >He makes wurms look smart. At least he did some good then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:32:15 2015 No.14039499 >>14039479 >>Titania Wait and see >wight im not classy enough >pharaoh yes >vampire Im scared of getting blood drawn >demon also yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:32:31 2015 No.14039500 File: 316 KB, 443x646, 1419305593275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039491

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:32:33 2015 No.14039501 File: 123 KB, 540x540, nmtwyydflg1qjsn9po1_540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039337

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:32:54 2015 No.14039503 >>14039479 >Vampire Lower on the totem pole than Wights. Also, how dare you forget the most high and mighty littlest demon, Baphomet. They're Demon Army executives you know!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:32:54 2015 No.14039504 >>14039491 >A lot of anons There's a few posts, but not from 'a lot' of anons. Just one or two who unfortunately insist on making it a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:33:04 2015 No.14039506 >>14039403 >real life implications Oy vey

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:33:08 2015 No.14039507 >>14039484 >>14039496 I see. Only those?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:33:32 2015 No.14039510 So. Would it be okay to assume that MGE girls lack a gag reflex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:33:36 2015 No.14039511 >>14039479 Wight and Pharaoh at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:33:47 2015 No.14039515 >>14039456 Faggot handled it poorly too, and now we have to deal with the cuckposter and the yuribaiting going on right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:33:56 2015 No.14039517 >>14039503 >Baphomet >Royalty They're military generals. Brutes. And they smell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:33:58 2015 No.14039518 >>14039454 That's shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:34:09 2015 No.14039519 >>14039491 >But people like yuri now, right? Some do, some don't. Still, it's best not to bring yuri here because it will most likely cause fights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:34:23 2015 No.14039521 >>14039510 Deep-throat all the lolis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:34:34 2015 No.14039522 >>14039497 That's not saying much anon. Really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:34:42 2015 No.14039523 >>14039479 Vampire obviously They're the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:35:00 2015 No.14039525 >>14039507 DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES ANON. No, but seriously he's shitposting. We don't accept /u/ material and never will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:35:14 2015 No.14039527 >>14039499 >I'm not classy enough Sure you are. You just need to trim and comb your hair back, put on a monkey suit and you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:35:17 2015 No.14039529 >>14039491 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:35:40 2015 No.14039532 >>14039507 No anon, yuri a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:35:45 2015 No.14039533 >>14039510 Very much so. Which works pretty well, what with lolis being popular and such.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:36:11 2015 No.14039535

>>14039456
I like yuri, I think .less' art is nice, simple as that. I genuinely thought there'd be one brief shitstorm of "Boo yuri" when it was posted, and then it'd be over and the pic would just be on Danbooru for any who wanted to see it.
I was wrong. Oh lord, how I was wrong...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:36:57 2015 No.14039537 >>14039501 Shouganai

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:36:57 2015 No.14039538

>>14039479
>Titania
No, I don't trust faeries
>Wight
No, I don't trust undead that can think
>Pharaoh
Nothing interesting at all
>Vampire
Not when Dhampirs exist
>Demon
After scrutinizing the contract for weeks to assure it can't be used to screw me over, absolutely. If I see a single clause out of place she gets to go to bed hungry dreaming of hot dogs and whipped cream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:37:03 2015 No.14039539 REMOVE SHITPOSTER

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:37:34 2015 No.14039541 File: 467 KB, 606x423, You made your bed, now sleep in it.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039535 This is the fate you chose anon. This is the future you've wrought.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:37:44 2015 No.14039542 >>14039507 Liliraune, Honey Bee x any plant girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:37:52 2015 No.14039543 >>14039535 Stop identifying yourself. Live in obscurity for the next year, at least. Then things will be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:38:21 2015 No.14039545 >>14039535 Don't talk to me, if you were in front of me right now I'd throttle the life out of you, you arrogant son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:38:23 2015 No.14039546 >>14039538 >Not when Dhampirs exist >Diet Vampire better than the real thing I bet you like Bud light, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:38:27 2015 No.14039547 >>14039311 It seems to be roughly 150 or so. The best way to get accurate results is to post future stories as private pastes for an hour or two until they drop off the recent paste list, then you change them to public.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:38:36 2015 No.14039548 >>14039535 Because "just one picture" worked out so well for people in the past, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:39:02 2015 No.14039550 >>14039543 >year This is 4chan. He can literally start posting ten minutes from now and no one will have any clue its him.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:39:08 2015 No.14039551

>>14039504
Still, there are some people that like it.
>>14039518
I don't know about that, seems pretty serious to me.
>>14039525
I see a lot of people posting about it and you guys seem fine with it, just some guys are mad about the pure love, but that happens in any board.
>>14039529
Yes, I'm an /u/nicorn, what about it?
>>14039532
4u

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:39:10 2015 No.14039552 >>14039479 Yes to demon, most likely to Titania depending on her file later, and no to the rest. I like the other three, but I don't think I suited for the life of royalty or fancy stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:39:10 2015 No.14039553 >>14039539 What if you're the shitposter. What if we're all shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:39:48 2015 No.14039555 >>14039543 No it won't. The cuckposting will continue. Not just against one man, but against all who claim to like Anubi and/or Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:39:49 2015 No.14039557 >>14039535 You faggot, you only fed the flames that led to this shitposting with how poorly you handled everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:40:22 2015 No.14039558 >>14039535 >I like yuri Yeah, you do, and you decided to fuck us all because muh fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:40:44 2015 No.14039560 >>14039535 >I like yuri, Yes, we all know by now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:41:18 2015 No.14039562 >>14039551 You should try lurking more before posting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:41:29 2015 No.14039564 >>14039546 Jokes on you, beer is shit. Why drink pisswater when hard liquor exists? Also I just dislike stuffy controlling bitches, vampires can fuck right off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:41:41 2015 No.14039565 >>14039551 >you guys seem fine with it Stop pretending your shit fetish is accepted here. Fuck off back to /u/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:42:19 2015 No.14039568 >>14039535 >Look at me I'm special >>14039562 >>14039565 Stop replying to him

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:42:37 2015 No.14039569 >>14039565 The guy is a straight up troll. Just ignore him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:42:40 2015 No.14039570 >>14039470 >>14039462 Wait up, guys. This one's just asking a question, he sounds civilized enough to understand a "no".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:42:43 2015 No.14039571 >>14039535 So you knew there would be a shitstorm, but did it anyway. See kids, we call this, being fucking stupid.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:43:07 2015 No.14039574

>>14039558
Let's not split hairs anon; It's the cuckoo whom, that night, declared that "Liking Yuri = Cuckoldry", and the shitstorm following such stupidity, that has fucked us all.

Say what you will about yuri, hate it as much as you want, but what that anon said was still top-notching dumb. And now we'll never be allowed to forget.

But then, what should we expect? Look at all these people responding with "Fuck off back to /u/" to the blatantly obvious troll.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:43:46 2015 No.14039578

>>14039365
Yes. The idiot knew how the thread would react, posted it anyway, then went on to post angry and defensive replies to EVERYONE who pointed out this retardation. If anything I think the thread let him off lightly, because now only a couple of anons are still mad. If he was a more conspicuous writefag I think people would be adding him to the same levels as Nega just for his dickery and attentionwhoring alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:43:54 2015 No.14039579 >>14039570 Bullshit. It's the old pretend innocuous line of questioning. That's so old, Socrates invented it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:44:06 2015 No.14039580 File: 272 KB, 689x1000, 244_lich_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, Liches wearing plague masks. Yah, or nah?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:44:33 2015 No.14039581 >>14039571 Anon. There's always a shitstorm. Always. Don't try to pretend otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:44:43 2015 No.14039582 >>14039562 >>14039565 Could I make some kind of pool or something, so I'm sure people don't like yuri? >>14039568 >>14039569 But why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:44:56 2015 No.14039584 >>14039579 Well then, carry on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:45:01 2015 No.14039585 >>14039580 Is the mask a nightmare's pussy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:45:16 2015 No.14039587 >>14039580 Wouldn't want to cover up their pretty faces. Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:45:32 2015 No.14039588 >>14039580 I think Crow Tengus fit the mold better because they're, well, themed after crows. Plague doctor Lich would still look cool though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:45:37 2015 No.14039589 >>14039582 You'd have more luck going to /u/ and making a monster girl yuri thread. I'd join in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:45:39 2015 No.14039590 >>14039578 I went back and read those. The only angry and defensive ones were against the original cuckoo poster. And really, can you blame him for that? >>14039580 What those ones that look like beaks? ...yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:45:57 2015 No.14039591 >>14039580 >"Anon, why do I have to wear this? I look like a bird."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:46:05 2015 No.14039592 >>14039580 Seems redundant to wear one when she's already dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:46:22 2015 No.14039594 >>14039581 No reason to make more.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:47:05 2015 No.14039596

>>14039365
Not really. By all accounts it should have been another hour long 'yuri is shit' 'no its not' shitpost session before everyone settled down again. These threads have seen enough of those that it was really nothing new. Whoever decided to start the whole cuck thing was a fucking faggot though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:47:34 2015 No.14039601 >>14039580 Why would she need one to begin with? I mean, if she wants to fuck around with one on, sure, but I don't think she really needs one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:47:55 2015 No.14039603 >>14039596 This. So very much this.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:48:08 2015 No.14039604

>>14039574
>Look at all these people responding with "Fuck off back to /u/" to the blatantly obvious troll.
What else are they supposed to do? Ignore it and let genuine retards think they're welcome?

Report it? Report it and risk a X% chance of the yuricuck mod handling the report and banning the one who made it instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:48:12 2015 No.14039605 File: 1.27 MB, 640x325, 1437713164048.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039581 >lel, things are always fucked, so what does it matter if I make them even more fucked

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:48:20 2015 No.14039606 >>14039592 Kenshiro plz

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:49:02 2015 No.14039610 >>14039596 >Whoever decided to start the whole cuck thing was a fucking faggot though. True that, and now he's bringing Nightmares and Liches into his cancerous shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:49:04 2015 No.14039612 >>14039596 I don't understand how he isn't banned already with all the spamming he does.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:49:39 2015 No.14039616

>>14039596
>Implying it didn't keep going so long because of this >>14039578

He really brought it on himself. He could have just kicked back and hid out but nope, had to poke his head up and get all self-righteous and defensive. For five hours straight. Fuck, if that's not an IQ test, I don't know what is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:50:00 2015 No.14039617 >>14039610 >Nightmares and Liches Wait, what? Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:50:10 2015 No.14039618 >>14039601 >>14039588 >>14039587 >>14039592 My reasoning was the strong chemical smells fuck with her nose, so she wears one and fills it with lavender etc. You know, to not have to put up with the stink of ammonia in her nostrils 5 hours later.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:50:14 2015 No.14039619

>>14039589
Cool, but maybe tomorrow, I'm going to sleep now.

And to all the people that says yuri is not allowed just look at this
>>14039542
>>14039484
>>14039585
Dragon-anubis is accepted or even encouraged, same with Lich and so on, so you guys should just ignore the other stuff you don't like. Is not that hard, you know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:50:56 2015 No.14039622 >>14039596 I don't even know if I should try to prevent the threads from going down the shitter or just letting them die anymore. The writefags and drawfags are probably gonna scatter if shit goes south though, which is sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:51:09 2015 No.14039623 >>14039617 Because yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:52:10 2015 No.14039628 >>14039616 So now everyone has to suffer because you can't just let it go? Fuck man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:52:23 2015 No.14039630 >>14039622 Stop your doomsaying. We're actually in a much better position than this time last year. Things are calmer and we have more content.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:52:32 2015 No.14039631 >>14039619 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:52:36 2015 No.14039632 >>14039619 >the shitposters said it's ok Ayy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:52:39 2015 No.14039633 >>14039619 I hope it's true that you make a thread there and fuck off. Oh who am I kidding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:52:48 2015 No.14039634 >>14039619 >encouraged Again, by one guy who insists on making it a thing. You should see the replies he gets. Also, /u/ thread. Do it so you won't need to come back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:52:50 2015 No.14039635 >>14039619 You're just as obnoxious as the cuckposter you know that? Then again, yurifaggots are obnoxious on every board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:53:02 2015 No.14039636 File: 557 KB, 736x670, SHIT, HE GOT ME.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039619 NO IT ISN'T YOU RAGING RETARD. ...Wait a minute those are all you aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:53:17 2015 No.14039638 >>14039618 I have two problwms with that. 1. Wouldn't olfactory fatigue solve that problem? 2. Why is she breathing in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:53:31 2015 No.14039640 >>14039617 Because Anubiscuck commissioned that too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:53:46 2015 No.14039641 >>14039630 That's only because this time last year was the exodus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:53:48 2015 No.14039642 >>14039601 >Why would she need one to begin with? Roleplay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:53:53 2015 No.14039644 >>14039628 >Me I've never even posted that shit. I like Anubi. But only a moron couldn't see the obvious progression of what happened.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:54:08 2015 No.14039645 >>14039616 >get all self-righteous and defensive gonna have to link me because i remember none of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:54:37 2015 No.14039647 >>14039596 No, it's anubiscuck's fault. He chose to start replying to everything and everyone, and turned it into a nine hour long shitstrorm, knowing there would be one. These cuckposters are a problem he created..

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:55:06 2015 No.14039649 >>14039631 >>14039632 >>14039633 >>14039634 >>14039635 >>14039636 This is not fair, I'm going to tell the other guys over at /u/ and /a/ about this, there aren't any rules that don't allow yuri in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:55:09 2015 No.14039650 >>14039622 Don't worry anon, im still here! Jokes on you you'll never know who i am

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:55:25 2015 No.14039651 >>14039641 I thought we've been here more time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:55:30 2015 No.14039652 >>14039618 Oh, alright. I guess that would make more sense than actually needing it. >>14039642 I mentioned that. If she wanted to roleplay or something while fucking around, sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:55:37 2015 No.14039653 >>14039640 Wait, that one was supposed to be a yuri pairing too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:56:03 2015 No.14039657 >>14039641 Even before that back at the end of spring last year we had about 100 unique IP's and 3 drawfags who weren't even as regular as sketch-kun. Things really are better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:56:24 2015 No.14039659 What does KC look like? Are there any pictures of him anywhere?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:56:35 2015 No.14039660 >>14039653 Yes, it's up in the booru.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:56:39 2015 No.14039661 >>14039649 >/u/ >/a/ No wonder he's so stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:56:44 2015 No.14039662 File: 16 KB, 320x320, 1440671364255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I made the very first post joking about how the image might be viewed as cuckolding >Really didn't care that much about it >See it's still going on >MFW I have no regrets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:56:48 2015 No.14039663 >>14039653 >Groping >Lewd expressions >Magic dildos I'mma go with yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:56:51 2015 No.14039664 >>14039649 Ok bait-kun, here's one last reply before bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:56:55 2015 No.14039665 >>14039653 What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:57:33 2015 No.14039668 >MFW Elder Things would be Alraune-type MGs I dunno how I feel about this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:57:34 2015 No.14039669 >>14039622 >content providers are going to leave because the thread got mad at an arrogant idiot Are you serious?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:57:36 2015 No.14039670 >>14039645 Can't-capitalize-kun, plz. You're one of the yuri-posters. Don't start that Socratic nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:57:57 2015 No.14039672 >>14039662 >Pepeshit It suits you well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:58:31 2015 No.14039674 >>14039669 I mean if the threads die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:58:41 2015 No.14039675 >>14039662 This is all your fault. I hope you're happy with yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:59:30 2015 No.14039678 >>14039661 ? >>14039664 Sure, see you tomorrow guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:00:23 2015 No.14039681 File: 979 KB, 1200x1200, 100percentaccuratepicofKC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039659 >What does KC look like? Are there any pictures of him anywhere? He looks like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:00:30 2015 No.14039682 File: 48 KB, 600x450, eYv6DS4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039636

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:01:06 2015 No.14039684 >>14039674 Why would they die?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:01:11 2015 No.14039685 File: 122 KB, 405x383, 1440056043496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039672 I agree, it does capture the smugness I feel right now. >>14039675 This was not the future I intended. But I will gladly accept it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:01:22 2015 No.14039686 >>14039674 There's no reason for them to. They're bigger than they ever were. What do you think the alternative is TFT, /monster/, MGR, whatver? Stop Chicken Littling all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:02:19 2015 No.14039692 >>14039685 Sometimes I feel making that mucus toad pepe edit was a mistake.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:02:44 2015 No.14039695

>>14039669
Not him but yeah, it's actually the reason I stopped writing. I got sick of the constant shitposting and left for a few months. I got back a few weeks ago and I'm debating if I should try writing again. I want to write, but when I see a shitstorm take over a thread it just demoralizes me and I never get around to it.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:02:50 2015 No.14039696

>>14039674
These threads have survived plenty of shitstorms. This time last year we were just coming out of the /a/ days, where dedicated shitposters and even a mod were trying to permanently destroy the threads. If we can survive that then this is nothing.
Also, we're starting to get some new writefags lately. It's almost like last year all over again, back when we started getting good again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:02:58 2015 No.14039697 >>14039685 No but seriously, don't post pepes here, I don't really care about what you did.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:03:47 2015 No.14039700

>>14039686
>TFT
Not a viable community; just a content repository.
>/monster/
Slow. Completely autistic. Has some decent OC. Only suitable for occasionally fishing through.
>MGR
ded and/or retarded.

So...yeah. It's sad, but this completely insane, shit-post central really is the best we've got.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:03:53 2015 No.14039701 >>14039697 >don't post pepes here Bait so obvious I got to wear shades

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:03:59 2015 No.14039703 You know you really need a woman, /mgg/. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkN8KJW42dA

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:04:54 2015 No.14039706 >>14039700 >So...yeah. It's sad, but this completely insane, shit-post central really is the best we've got. Alternatively, we could always just, you know Make another place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:05:58 2015 No.14039709 >>14039706 That's what MGR was initially for. An alternative to MGU. And wasn't /monster/ also intended as an alt to being exiled here after the fall of /a/ threads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:06:02 2015 No.14039710 >>14039703 What's a woman? What's a What's a What's a woman?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:06:17 2015 No.14039711 >>14039681 >KC is a sabbathfag why am i not surprised

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:06:46 2015 No.14039713 Anubis guy, have you learned your lesson?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:06:54 2015 No.14039714

>>14039695
Normally I'd sympathize with you, but anubisfucker really did bring this on himself. He admitted he commissioned something the threads would hate, posted it and then replied to each and every complaint about it like an egotistical sperg.

The threads do have far too many shitstorms over dumb things, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:06:55 2015 No.14039715 >>14039706 You mean like all the other ones listed? No thank you. Not one turned out worth a damn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:07:11 2015 No.14039716 File: 14 KB, 205x197, 1380169906753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039619 >Cuckposting is making yurifags think they are allowed here They are using our memes against us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:07:38 2015 No.14039717 >>14039681 Whelp, I'm off to Japan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:07:38 2015 No.14039718 >>14039711 Because his most frequently used mascot is the Baphomet? Because he's gone on-record as saying Loli Pussy Best Pussy, and as leader of the lolis, Baphomet is the best of the best? I dunno, what tipped you off?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:07:38 2015 No.14039719 >>14039700 >/monster/ Might as well call it /cyoa/, since that's 95% of the content there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:07:54 2015 No.14039720 >>14039711 This should have been obvious a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:08:30 2015 No.14039723 >>14039716 That's just a guy masterbaiting. He even admitted it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:08:43 2015 No.14039724 >>14039695 Unless you write the kind of stuff that sets anons off, I see no reason why you couldn't write. New material is always welcome unless it's intended to annoy. Who are you anyway?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:08:47 2015 No.14039725

>>14039709
>>14039715
Then make another. Making websites these days is pretty braindead easy. Hell, if worst came to worst we could just make another monster girl board exclusively for us on the cripplekikechan.

I mean there are so many options, it's not like there are any rules we can only have 15 Monster Girl websites in the world, and if we ever exceed that limit well... You know...

>>14039719
Anyone remember back when we had CYOAs? Those were fun until the shitstorms happened.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:09:24 2015 No.14039726 >>14039716 Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company. I told you fuckers this, time and again.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:09:29 2015 No.14039727

>>14039647
First, still don't remember him replaying to anon, second you can defiantly say the shitstorm was his fault but these threads have had a thousand and one shitstorms about yuri. The guy who keeps bringing up a thing that nobody really cares about is shitting up the threads way more then the guy who posted it in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:09:30 2015 No.14039728 >>14039716 Good, maybe that faggot will stop with that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:09:38 2015 No.14039729 >>14039681 Wasn't there a joke theory floating about that KC was actually a monstergirl gauging interest in monstergirls for a coming invasion? Obviously no-one believed it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:09:55 2015 No.14039730 >>14039711 Damn, you're slow. Like, a Wurm would laugh at you level of slow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:10:05 2015 No.14039732 >>14039725 We can actually still run them. People just don't put up with incompetent ones anymore, which is most of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:11:14 2015 No.14039735 >>14039725 I tried to run a goofy for fun one a few weeks back, but I got shitposted into the ground. I'm thinking of finishing off at least the first arc at a later time so it's not a depressing unfinished bit in the pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:11:25 2015 No.14039736 >>14039723 >>14039726 And what if that faggot makes that thread in /u/ and tell those faggots to post here? >>14039728 It may be too late for that...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:11:33 2015 No.14039737 >>14039727 >the reaction is not the result of the cause Are you anubicuck's friend or something? Because no one in their right mind would defend him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:11:55 2015 No.14039739 >>14039727 You know how it's illegal to yell "Fire" in a theater? That's the people posting shitstorm material on purpose. They are to blame more than anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:13:29 2015 No.14039744 >>14039737 I wouldn't defend him anymore. But I wouldn't go so far as to 'make an example' out of him by weird means like ruining two girls for everybody.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:13:31 2015 No.14039745 File: 327 KB, 1041x900, 28567249_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039736 Then you tell them to fuck off. What else?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:14:00 2015 No.14039747 >>14039737 And now you are attracting the yuri crowd, good work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:14:11 2015 No.14039749 >>14039724 I'm no one important really. I wrote a few stories about corrupting a female knight, a sabbath cuddle hotline, and some other mini posts I don't remember.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:14:44 2015 No.14039753 >>14039695 Which writefag were/are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:15:29 2015 No.14039755 >>14039747 >you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:15:29 2015 No.14039757 >>14039749 >Sabbath cuddle hotline The one with the little bear? That was good.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:15:34 2015 No.14039758

>>14039737
>>14039739
Im not defending him at all. He did a dumb thing and got called a faggot business as usual. But then he left and people kept yelling and intentionally starting shit about a person who quite clearly isn't there anymore and the threads went to shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:15:45 2015 No.14039759 >>14039749 >a sabbath cuddle hotline I remember that one. That was good stuff.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:16:05 2015 No.14039761

>>14039725
>Anyone remember back when we had CYOAs? Those were fun until the shitstorms happened.

That was because Nyanon was an idiot over the one he was running. The reason why people aren't shitty at him for it is he put his hands up and apologized.

>>14039727
Try and whitewash it all you want, the proof he actually did endlessly reply to people is in the very thread he first posted that picture in. Anyone can check the archives and see for themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:17:00 2015 No.14039764 >>14039745 I guess that could work.. if we are the majority. I'm bracing for the shitstorm, in any case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:17:23 2015 No.14039765 If yuri becomes a thing in the threads I propose all stories involving lesbians end with them being ntr'd away or mindbroken by the dick. There is no other option.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:17:51 2015 No.14039767 >>14039749 >Sabbath cuddle hotline That sounds pretty cute. Is it pastebin'd? If so, does somebody have the link for it?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:18:15 2015 No.14039768

>>14039758
He stuck around for almost the whole original shitstorm. That's basically inciting a riot. It was so bad everyone was pretty much too burned out to argue for two days straight. Since then, there's been a couple assholes on both sides pushing certain things.

But that original 1200 post shitshow can and should be laid squarely at his feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:18:31 2015 No.14039769 >>14039765 Or you could just not enable them. It's a lot easier, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:18:33 2015 No.14039770 >>14039765 Jesus christ they aren't even trying anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:18:45 2015 No.14039771 Can I just, you know not fuel the flames and continue doing what I always do? Participate in the threads and try to make others happy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:18:51 2015 No.14039772 >>14039749 >a sabbath cuddle hotline ilikemuffins I presume?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:19:18 2015 No.14039775 >>14039767 Here you go. http://pastebin.com/29atHM6z

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:19:23 2015 No.14039777 File: 417 KB, 900x805, 1437658424002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:19:29 2015 No.14039779 >>14039765 It won't become a thing though, just like sounding didn't become a thing after loli oni and futa didn't become a thing after truckercore. Don't be stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:19:32 2015 No.14039780 >>14039716 YOUR MEMES END HERE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:19:53 2015 No.14039781 >>14039775 Thanks mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:20:23 2015 No.14039782 >>14039761 >>14039727 It was the thread on the 20th of august, if anyone cares to check, I no longer have the time to sift through all that garbage. 13973225

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:20:30 2015 No.14039783 If yuri doesn't become a thing in the threads I propose all stories involving straight couples end with the girl being ntr'd away or mindbroken by the V. There is no other option.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:20:32 2015 No.14039784

>>14039768
Y'know, I've always viewed that the best thing about these threads is their transient nature.

Clinging to something that happened in an old thread, and bringing it up over and over again just to incite more bullshit just drags everything down. Let it go anon. Making shitstorms out of future threads by repeatedly talking about an old one isn't going to help anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:21:54 2015 No.14039788 File: 844 KB, 1382x1200, 4b4d4b8cbc37e2a33729518535404095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG GOOEY SLIME BOOBIES

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:21:57 2015 No.14039789 >>14039772 Yup, I'm suprised someone remebered my name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:22:22 2015 No.14039792 >>14039771 Are you anubiscuck? No, you did a stupid, senseless thing and now you need to shut the fuck up and disappear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:22:40 2015 No.14039795 >>14039788 That's real fucking gooey.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:22:53 2015 No.14039797 Cuckposting is necessary, we need to remind Anubiscuck of his fuck up forever. If it brings yurifags then so be it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:23:31 2015 No.14039799 >>14039797 This. This is the future you all chose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:23:31 2015 No.14039800 >>14039771 Why is this even a question? Step 1: Don't post shit you know won't fly here. Step 2: There is no step 2. That's it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:23:41 2015 No.14039802 >>14039792 No I am not Anubiscuck. I'm just another Anon who was inspired by these threads to do a little better for myself and others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:23:49 2015 No.14039803 >>14039777 >Full kemono ... I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:24:24 2015 No.14039808 >>14039769 >>14039779 I'm just saying. You guys have gone soft since we moved here, "just ignore it" has become your damn mantra, I was afraid you no longer had the will to fight. >>14039770 I'm on your side stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:24:24 2015 No.14039809 >>14039797 >>14039799 >we >you all Go fuck yourselves.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:25:20 2015 No.14039812

>>14039800
Alright, so, what is shit that doesn't fly here? That I know of, what currently triggers shitstorms are...

>Futa
>Yuri
>Yaoi
>Scat
>Watersports
>Sounding
>Matangos
>Alps to an extent
>Anubi
>Dragons
>Maybe Liches and Nightmares

I'd have put cuckolding, but it seems that's accepted now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:25:52 2015 No.14039815 >>14039797 Is not even cuckposting, just plain yuri. Now you guys know why you can't ignore that shit.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:26:02 2015 No.14039816

>>14039784
You talking to me? Because I haven't participated in shit since the original shitstorm. None of the memes or any of that.

It just bugs the fuck out of me when people try to be revisionist about stuff. I hate political spin. The guy fucked up bigtime and continued to fuck up so long past it that he caused the current state of affairs. That's just the indisputable truth.

This "Well, it's not really his fault." crap is beyond ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:26:03 2015 No.14039817 >>14039802 Trying to make others happy in a thread full of angry bastards will not end well, for anyone. Think it over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:26:07 2015 No.14039818 File: 49 KB, 660x840, ceee396c66a6a2a5e203feb588f8f3f3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039808 >"just ignore it" has become your damn mantra Since never.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:26:22 2015 No.14039821

>>14039732
This. A good CYOA needs to have some kind of direction, to not be a spamfest and to have choices at meaningful points and not after every step the MC takes.
I don't remember the last time we had a CYOA on here that did any of these things. Not since Bromont's old stuff anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:26:46 2015 No.14039822 >>14039812 >thats accepted now one guy spewing his dumb meme does not equate to acceptance

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:27:03 2015 No.14039823 >>14039812 Pegging vore

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:27:52 2015 No.14039826 >>14039816 >He caused the current state of affairs Say what you will about the original shitstorm, but he's not the one doing the constant cuckposting weeks later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:27:59 2015 No.14039827 >>14039812 >I'd have put cuckolding, but it seems that's accepted now Oh, you're shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:28:04 2015 No.14039828 >>14039818 Don't you lie to my face. It's all just ignore it and take it easy~ since we came here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:28:20 2015 No.14039829 >>14039788 Sharing a bath with her would be absolutely sublime. Full-body hugs and caressing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:28:51 2015 No.14039831 >>14039812 >Matango I thought the hate stopped some months ago? Also don't forget to add >Wanting to be the monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:29:05 2015 No.14039833 >>14039826 Hi anubisfuck, trying to dodge guilt are ya? No worries, we will never forget.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:29:23 2015 No.14039834 >>14039812 Attention whoring and shitposting for the sake of shitposting don't fly either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:29:31 2015 No.14039835 >>14039816 This. This so hard. The cuckposters are annoying and aren't helping, but the guys trying to defend anubisfucker and make him out to be the innocent party are worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:29:32 2015 No.14039836 >>14039826 He's still dropping in to respond to it and feeding the flames. He made the cuckposters and he keeps giving them fuel. So yes, it's his fault.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:30:07 2015 No.14039838 >>14039803 Sabbath potion so it just becomes a shortstack nonfurry girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:30:12 2015 No.14039841 >>14039815 >Cuckposter=yurifag I see my enemy now, and I won't ignore him anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:30:48 2015 No.14039844 >>14039835 >The people saying "Forget about it and move on" are worse than the people who keep spamming a shit meme whenever certain girls come up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:30:56 2015 No.14039845 >>14039812 Guro, that goes without saying. Some guys hate princess carrying Collars don't seem to cause problems now

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:31:05 2015 No.14039846 What Monster Girl would best sit on a couch contemplating her life while "The Sound of Silence" plays?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:31:15 2015 No.14039847 File: 411 KB, 1000x997, 1439480240954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I STILL! DONT SEE! WHY THE FUCK KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:31:24 2015 No.14039848 I miss the mass napalm bombing the thread would get during shitstorms like these, kind like what happened during that Amazon shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:31:27 2015 No.14039849 >>14039831 >I thought the hate stopped some months ago? Parasites are always hated anon. But they're not shitstorm material.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:31:51 2015 No.14039852 >>14039836 You say that like you think he's the only one who ever talks about Anubi or Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:31:59 2015 No.14039853 >>14039844 >Ignoring the threat instead of combating it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:33:13 2015 No.14039859 >>14039841 >>Cuckposter=yurifag Why does everything makes sense now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:33:24 2015 No.14039860 >>14039846 Always monoeyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:33:28 2015 No.14039863 >>14039853 So the threat is people who like Anubi and/or Dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:33:28 2015 No.14039865 >>14039848 >that Amazon shitstorm. You aren't narrowing it down by much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:33:33 2015 No.14039866 >>14039852 No, I say that like he's the one who literally drops in and responds directly with his spoiler posts. I mean come on.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:33:35 2015 No.14039867

>>14039309
>Proposal

It's a good idea for that situation, but I think you can do better.
Like sneaking about behind her back to set up plans with her subordinates, telling them all you plan on finally marrying her. Of course, since she met you, she's become just a little bit more relaxed and less stressed, which the workers under her are grateful for.
So you set a date, organise everything you need to, buy everything you need, and make your audience with a certain undead ruler of the realm to get certain permissions and blessings.

Then, when the night comes, you ask that anubis to meet you on the roof of the Empress Pharaoh's Temple, a wide open space usually private to the Pharaoh, and nobles visiting for dances and tea parties. It's the one place in the Desert Kingdom with an unmatched view of the royal gardens, surrounding the palace with perfectly kept hedges and trees, all adorned with fairylights of every colour, beds of flowers from distant continents, and ponds like works of art, reflecting the lights of that night like a mirror.
You'll be able to spend a few minutes admiring it all, the elegant bridges stretching over manmade rivers, path of pink sand lined with lanterns that stretch off into the distance, and every other immaculate detail you might be able to pick out.
Then, you'll hear movement on the stairs behind you, turning to see that anubis ascend from the room below. Of course, she'll already be nervous, being up here in the most private areas of her Empress's home. She'll barely have the voice to ask for you by name, walking up in her beautiful, creamy silk dress, joining you at the balcony.
Without a word, you'll take her paw in your hand, watching her tail beat back and forth like pistons in an engine. You'll drop to one knee, look her square in those beautiful eyes, gleaming softly in the night, and reach into a pocket right as she puts her free paw to cover her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:34:00 2015 No.14039868 File: 312 KB, 900x1250, 39542487_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to touch a fairy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:34:12 2015 No.14039871 >>14039865 The last major Amazon shitstorm at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:34:31 2015 No.14039873 >>14039841 Cuckposting was never our friend, I believe all of us were sure of that, rigght?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:34:57 2015 No.14039876 >>14039817 I can at least try to. I wont' lose a wink if I can't a modicum of change.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:34:58 2015 No.14039877 >>14039867 Never stop Trachyon. Never ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:35:33 2015 No.14039879 >>14039847 Cinnamon swirls in every bite. Also, it's fucking delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:35:37 2015 No.14039880 >>14039844 That wasn't what I was saying and you know it. I was saying the "anubisfucker din do nuthin" guy(s) are complete faggots. I agreed that the cuckposters should just stop already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:35:50 2015 No.14039883 >>14039788 How do you like your slimes? All gooey? Gooey on top but a semi solid layer underneath?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:35:57 2015 No.14039884 >>14039868 I want to make a LEGO armor set for a fairy so she can fend off the evil front yard birds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:36:04 2015 No.14039885 >>14039847 It's like crack to them. I never got the appeal. I was always a honey bunches of oats guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:36:14 2015 No.14039887 >>14039876 Just wait until people calm down. This shit happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:36:31 2015 No.14039890 >>14039863 The threat is cuckposting.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:36:55 2015 No.14039891

>>14039844
In short,

>Ignore people who ask "Guise, I don't know what happened. What happened. Tell me pls! :3" All it does is incite more arguments about things we already argued about
>Be sure to make it clear that certain things are not welcome topics, but don't sperg out writing paragraphs about hating it.
And that's how we can all have a good time talking about Monster girls. You know, the thing we're all here for.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:36:59 2015 No.14039892 >>14039867 Why are you filling his head with plans that will never happen? Monstergirls are not rAnubis only likes dragon tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:37:34 2015 No.14039898 >>14039890 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:37:40 2015 No.14039899 All this thread deserves are Alps and Amazons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:37:51 2015 No.14039901 >>14039868 I want a fairy to give me a hugjob and watch as she tries to shovel handfuls of semen into her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:38:16 2015 No.14039902 >>14039887 I try to whenever I get here. I'm used to the shit storms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:38:40 2015 No.14039906 >>14039892 Fuck off yuriscum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:38:55 2015 No.14039907 >>14039876 We don't need Mr. Rogers. Hate is our bed and blanket, get with it or get out. Or do something stupid thinking it's going to make us happy and become the next anubiscuck. I'll be happy to watch you burn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:38:58 2015 No.14039908 >>14039899 Replace Amazon with Cait Sith or Matango, and we're golden. Amazons are too good for these threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:39:52 2015 No.14039913 >>14039899 I'd be fine with an Alp or an Amazon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:40:37 2015 No.14039920 >>14039892 Anubis and dragon love the dick like all the other monstergirls. Cuckposter a cuck btw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:41:26 2015 No.14039923 >>14039906 Mayhaps you prefer magic dildos?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:41:46 2015 No.14039926 >>14039892 Do we ignore him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:42:38 2015 No.14039928 >>14039920 Oh? I'm not the one suffering yuri in the threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:42:50 2015 No.14039931 >>14039923 Yurifag pls die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:42:56 2015 No.14039932 >>14039907 >thinking it's going to make us happy and become the next anubiscuck How did he ever try to make others happy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:43:10 2015 No.14039934 >>14039899 Amazons are good though

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:44:09 2015 No.14039938 File: 166 KB, 800x754, 60eb6f5c3b2d71ae3fa3453d8e51d0e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039926 Duh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:44:24 2015 No.14039942 >>14039932 He said he was going to commission stuff. He promised we'd like it. He lied. We don't need another savior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:45:00 2015 No.14039944 >>14039928 Fuck off faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:45:09 2015 No.14039945 >>14039938 Lazy Pythonbutt is lazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:45:16 2015 No.14039947 >>14039932 He didn't. It was just "I like this, and I'm posting it. Fuck you guys."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:45:17 2015 No.14039948 >>14039899 I'm ok with that though. All shall be made soft through the power of Hathor

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:45:19 2015 No.14039949 >>14039932 >>14039942 Oh no he said plenty of times he knew most people would hate it. He posted it here for the few he knew might like it. That was a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:45:32 2015 No.14039950 >>14039942 >He said he was going to commission stuff from less. He promised we'd like it. He lied Actually, that was me. Not Anubisdude. And you did like it, so hah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:46:04 2015 No.14039951 >>14039938 But he is posting yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:46:33 2015 No.14039952 >>14039928 You're certainly encouraging it to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:47:30 2015 No.14039956 >>14039950 >I feel insulted

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:48:14 2015 No.14039959 >>14039838 Oh okay. Whatever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:48:37 2015 No.14039962 >>14039944 How can I be a faggot if I'm a male lesbian?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:48:47 2015 No.14039964 >>14039950 Were you the guy who commissioned the Pharaoh with the Eye of Ra?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:49:09 2015 No.14039965 >>14039962 ALL HAIL STEVEN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:50:10 2015 No.14039966 >>14039962 So you're a transgender abomination on top of being lesbian?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:50:12 2015 No.14039967 >>14039962 You're probably just some fat greasy male yurifag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:51:18 2015 No.14039975 File: 1.38 MB, 2149x3035, 1437938278287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039883 All slimes are sexy slimes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:51:58 2015 No.14039977 >>14039964 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:51:58 2015 No.14039978 >>14039962 So you're basically a cuck transexual?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:52:00 2015 No.14039979 File: 343 KB, 798x1021, Needs more Ia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039860 Monoeyes are love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:52:27 2015 No.14039980 >>14039899 Nobody here deserves anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:52:59 2015 No.14039982 >>14039966 You mean an alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:53:49 2015 No.14039986 >>14039982 Yeah, an abomination. That's what I said.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:53:58 2015 No.14039987 File: 1.74 MB, 177x150, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw nobody really cares about the anubicuck and shitposters are only flinging shit at themselves

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:54:00 2015 No.14039988 >>14039966 >>14039967 >>14039978 Come on guys, I'm not feeling it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:54:59 2015 No.14039994 >>14039987 The circle of stupidity is complete.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:55:03 2015 No.14039995 >>14039988 >Attention whoring

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:55:28 2015 No.14039996 >>14039956 You feel insulted? I feel insulted. I put my heart and wallet into these threads to commission dark-skinned bitches doing pirate things, and when I say you're going to enjoy it you spit in my face. I could cry. Really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:55:32 2015 No.14039997 File: 690 KB, 1000x1307, 1440705813633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:55:44 2015 No.14039999 >>14039995 Is it? There is literally nothing wrong with yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:55:48 2015 No.14040000 >>14039977 That's a nice one. Thanks for commissioning it, dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:56:08 2015 No.14040002 >>14039988 >Pls insult me Yep, an alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:56:50 2015 No.14040004 >>14039999 Not even trying it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:56:58 2015 No.14040005 >>14039979 That's not a monoeye. Would still bully as if she was one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:57:12 2015 No.14040006 >>14039999 So you are just forcing us to like yuri?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:57:26 2015 No.14040007 >>14039997 >[X] Snuggle and cuddle

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:58:03 2015 No.14040010 File: 310 KB, 850x1111, 1435629774935.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039997 >>14040005

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:58:20 2015 No.14040012 File: 31 KB, 714x652, 1433131420405.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14039977 Not him, but I like the things that you request in the drawthreads

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:58:30 2015 No.14040013 >>14039996 >Dark-skinned bitches doing pirate things Wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:58:43 2015 No.14040014 >>14040006 Is it working? >>14040004 You don't know that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:59:17 2015 No.14040016 >>14039999 >Cuckposter is a yurifag Keep ignoring him, guys. I'm sure that will work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:59:27 2015 No.14040017 >>14040014 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:59:28 2015 No.14040018 >>14039732 incase you dont know. the board owner from 8/fagmonster used to see MGT threads, and built the culture around that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:00:22 2015 No.14040021 >>14040012 >alpshit You can fuck off with cuckposter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:00:55 2015 No.14040023 File: 1.61 MB, 2000x1600, 1435629462015.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040013 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:01:07 2015 No.14040025 >>14040021 What's wrong with Pharaohs? What do they have to do with Alps? Whats wrong with Alps?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:01:08 2015 No.14040026 >>14040018 >the board owner from 8/fagmonster used to see MGT threads, and built the culture around that. That's a recipe for disaster, isn't it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:01:18 2015 No.14040028 >>14039997 Sachi was so pitiful she didn't trigger my normal monoeye bullying urges.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:01:39 2015 No.14040029 >>14040014 If anything, now we know you are the real cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:01:56 2015 No.14040032 >>14040021 >Alpshit It's cosplay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:02:08 2015 No.14040033 >>14040023 >TFW we'll never have a Djinni girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:02:20 2015 No.14040034 >>14040021 That's an MGE Pharaoh dressed as Pharaohman. Also: Genderswapping =/= Alping Now stop shitting your pants you big baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:02:21 2015 No.14040035 >>14040016 >>14040017 Yuri is the future. You can't deny facts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:02:53 2015 No.14040037 >>14040018 >>14040026 What does that even mean? You don't build culture, it happens naturally. Besides considering how much people talk about it I wouldn't be surprised if there's a large crossboard population between here and there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:03:05 2015 No.14040039 >>14039997 I want to give her a comforting hug

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:03:49 2015 No.14040042 >>14040035 >Degenerancy is the future You owe me a new pair of sides.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:04:35 2015 No.14040046 >>14040034 >baby How about you stop gaying up the threads even more? You like your women to be men, you're in the wrong place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:04:39 2015 No.14040047 >>14040042 Report the faggot already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:05:50 2015 No.14040051 >>14040046 >You like your women to be men >genderswapped characters Are you a special breed of retard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:06:04 2015 No.14040053 >>14040029 Me? It was your anubisfag that gave me flesh. I was called here by yurifags who wish to open these threads to my kind.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:06:43 2015 No.14040054

In the end, we all make mistakes. Mine involve depression and not writing about something I was supposed to do months ago. If people would stop being assholes and shitting up threads, this wouldn't be so bad. Whoever mentioned NTR with anubis should still die in a fire though. If anything MG's would just get ask anubisfucker to join in. Acquire two waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:06:52 2015 No.14040055 >>14040033 Do you think they'd fit in with the other Desert Region girls? Since Djinni are inherently Arabian, and other desert region girls are inherently Egyptian, so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:07:14 2015 No.14040057 >>14040051 What is an alp but a genderswapped man? It's the same shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:07:24 2015 No.14040059 File: 58 KB, 440x440, 41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040034 >Genderswapping =/= Alping

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:09:10 2015 No.14040066 >>14040054 Stop posting so obviously Eunuch. You're not helping right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:09:27 2015 No.14040067 What can save the threads now? I mean, besides it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:09:52 2015 No.14040068 >>14040054 No they wouldn't, by his own design they were made lesbians, he doesn't get any. And it's anubiscuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:10:15 2015 No.14040069 >>14040067 Talking about sex with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:10:23 2015 No.14040070 >>14040066 Who is Eunuch? No really, I'm not that guy. I don't pay attention to too much writefag drama.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:11:04 2015 No.14040075

>>14040054
>Mine involve depression and not writing about something I was supposed to do months ago. If people would stop being assholes and shitting up threads, this wouldn't be so bad
My thoughts exactly, minus the depression. Just lack of will to do almost anything.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:11:50 2015 No.14040081

>>14040055
What, Manticores are Persian as well. My only beef with Djinni is that Demons could potentially have the ironic wish granting gimmick down so it all depends on the creative thought process of the person tackling them.

By all accounts Manticores and Djinni would be from the same region even though KC relegated the former to mountains when a good portion of Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan are desert.

>>14040066
I'm right here, faglord. >>14040054
isn't me.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:11:53 2015 No.14040082

>>14039867
You'll ask her, quite simply:
"Will you marry me?"
Your hand will open, revealing, in her center pawpad, a gleaming ring. Created from ounces of the gold reserved for forging the Pharaoh's Divine Treasures, entrusted by her to you under the condition that you make her cherished anubis advisor the happiest woman in her kingdom. Topped with a jewel brought yourself from the hoard of a dragon, and made under the supervision of the Temple's own cyclops blacksmith, your promise to that anubis now lays in her hand, at the end of a delicate golden chain.
She won't say "yes" at first.
Not until she's hugging you as tight as she can, huskily whispering the word over and over, wetting your cheek with tears of unbridled joy.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:12:26 2015 No.14040084
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>>14040059
>>14040059

One implies that the character was born as a chick, and the other involves mamonomojo shenanigans.

Not that your double digit IQs would register this in the first place, but still.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:13:28 2015 No.14040086 >>14040082 She won't say yes at all. She'll be too busy eating dragon muff while flipping you off with big meaty paws.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:14:00 2015 No.14040090 >>14040084 Both involve changing from one gender to another, you illiterate mongrel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:14:52 2015 No.14040091 File: 163 KB, 1000x1000, 1440360505050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040084 Go.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:15:08 2015 No.14040093

>>14040082
And at that signal, all the subordinates post ironed around the palace set off the fireworks. She jumps at the noise, laughing, still hugging you right as you slowly twirl around, giving her a perfect panoramic view of the colourful explosions. It's a display long enough and grand enough to rival the Pharaoh's own birthday, rainbow sparks making stars and hearts, spirals and circles against the black sky.
It's the perfect mood setter, but all except the noise is forgotten as you both close your eyes in each other's kiss, more full of love than its ever been before.
Eventually, and only eventually, do you end the kiss, finally giving you a chance to slip the necklace on her, fastening it at the back and smiling as she admires it between two claws, beaming without restraint.

That night, as wonderful and perfect as it might be, will surely pave the way for even more perfect nights of blissful union. Not to mention the tender, cuddly, messy-haired mornings that'll follow them.

And that, I think, is a decent way to propose to an anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:15:34 2015 No.14040095 >>14040091 I want to cuddle an Alp and tell her that she's a special girl and I love her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:16:14 2015 No.14040097 >>14040084 >>14040059 >>14040090 There's no need to argue over inane shit again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:16:20 2015 No.14040098 >>14040084 Alpha a grear. A lambda, Mu, and Nu are good too

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:16:33 2015 No.14040099 >>14040084 So you want them born as chicks so they r63 into men? >>>/y/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:16:48 2015 No.14040102 >>14039997 I want to comfort that monoeye. Just pull her in close and cuddle up, telling her everythings ok. I'll keep my eye on her from now on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:17:42 2015 No.14040105 What the fuck happened to these threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:17:46 2015 No.14040107 >>14040097 Alpfags are as bad as yurifags, they both need to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:17:51 2015 No.14040108 >>14040099 >So you want them born as chicks so they r63 into men? No? Are you a super duper special breed of retard?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:18:00 2015 No.14040109

>>14040070
It's a nickname the thread has for me, next to Cockles, Ovaries, Rocky Mountain Oysters, etc.

What I find funny is the guy who said you were me thinks I give a shit about Alps or Zhana "Anubisfucker" Johnson's commission choices with .less' art when i'm more surprised that this shit is still going on instead of people discussing what Titania's schtick would be outside of "Ara ara honeypot /ss/ in the whimsy woods"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:18:03 2015 No.14040110 >>14040095 Alps would be the first thing to be eradicated by the order, like they'd let those abominations pop up in their human settlements and live for long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:19:03 2015 No.14040114 >>14040109 You have to admit the sad sack and spoiler routine is right up your alley.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:19:22 2015 No.14040116 >>14040108 >wants transgenders >calling anyone else a retard Hue

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:19:53 2015 No.14040117 >>14040053 You are doung more damage now faggot, just stop already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:20:00 2015 No.14040118 >>14040109 Don't stir the pot dammit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:20:10 2015 No.14040119 >>14040116 >being a reactionary faggot >not retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:21:00 2015 No.14040121 >>14040114 I don't deny it one bit. But whatever floats your boat, Captain. I'm just just going to back into my corner and inhale enough amphetamines to at least hallucinate stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:21:00 2015 No.14040122 Great googly moogly it's all going to shit. Someone post a rolling game so we can get back on track.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:21:21 2015 No.14040124 File: 163 KB, 643x912, 1418974811823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"M-Mommy? Whens the thread gonna stop being faggoty?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:22:09 2015 No.14040130 >>14040124 >When the new profile gets translated sweety

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:22:18 2015 No.14040131 >>14040023 Ooooh right, the Shantae bit. Awesome job gettin' that done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:22:18 2015 No.14040132 >>14040119 He may be a faggot but at least he doesn't get hard to chicks who were men. >b-but they're genderswapped! We call those transsexuals and this isn't /lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:22:28 2015 No.14040134 >>14040093 Good stuff. I'm glad to see cuckposter is not having success in his yuri-campaign.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:22:35 2015 No.14040135 Have you all heard the good word of futa manticores?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:22:57 2015 No.14040136 >>14040124 "Eh, come ooon. Don'tcha like Anon's wild ride, girls?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:23:03 2015 No.14040137 >>14040105 I don't see anything unusual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:23:48 2015 No.14040141 >>14040135 Fuck off faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:24:15 2015 No.14040143 >>14040109 >Ara ara honeypot /ss/ in the whimsy woods That's my fetish, which why I kinda like Titania already. How is their pseudo-/ss/ stuff supposed to work anyways? Do they make you young again in order to "play" with you?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:25:08 2015 No.14040146

>>14040093
And as anon slept, his wife was getting nine feet of tail courtesy of her dragon lover, giving her more pleasure that his tiny man sausage ever could. She took off her shitty ring, and her emerald lover replaced it with one worthy of her status, the best in her hoard. Under the stars, they promised each other eternal love. A better love. Pure Love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:25:39 2015 No.14040148 >>14040141 Don't reply to it, just do the other thing you're supposed to do when people like him are shitposting out in the open.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:26:14 2015 No.14040151 Man, where did all this violence come from? Was it the monstergirls? I bet it was the monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:26:16 2015 No.14040152 >>14040130 I'm actually looking forward to that. I've had a thing for Titania since she appeared in the SMT games. And I like how KC drew her. The name, too. The original, not so much, but visually yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:26:39 2015 No.14040153 >>14040134 He is just some samefagging-butthurt-faggot-attention-whore. I wish mods would realize that already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:26:57 2015 No.14040156 >>14040143 Something like that I'd imagine. That or if you want to go the yandere kitsune manga route. Stay here forever with me~ You'll never get old~ We have all kinds of games we can play~ Want to taste something purple?~

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:27:28 2015 No.14040157 >>14040151 You know what would end the violence? Wocks. Lots and lots of Wocks. We should take them now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:28:01 2015 No.14040160 >>14040093 Pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:28:48 2015 No.14040161 File: 227 KB, 688x661, things a tu madre.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Like a damn fiddle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:28:59 2015 No.14040162 File: 119 KB, 937x707, 1377122608973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040152 ARE YOU READY?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:29:04 2015 No.14040163 I think everyone just needs to settle down and take a Yeti break. Snuggle the yetis, anons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:29:32 2015 No.14040164 Where is a sob bors?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:29:57 2015 No.14040166 >>14040156 What does yandere-brand purple taste like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:30:10 2015 No.14040168 File: 294 KB, 600x800, 1434832424886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a Dragon like a chubby Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:30:25 2015 No.14040169 >>14040082 >>14040093 >Decent way That is an understatement. Definitely taking notes. And screencaps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:30:49 2015 No.14040170 >>14040162 Wait what, Titania was in Avatar Tuner? It's been years since I played those games. >>14040166 Like tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:31:22 2015 No.14040172 >>14040163 >Yeti break I will not be tricked by the yetis again. I almost got husbando'd last time I trusted them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:31:32 2015 No.14040173 >>14040170 Yeah. Fastest way to gain Atma points for mastering Mantra actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:31:46 2015 No.14040175 >>14040168 Nah, even dragons wouldn't slum it that hard. Maybe if she loses like 40 pounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:33:02 2015 No.14040178 What was the original monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:33:28 2015 No.14040180 >>14040172 >Implying anyone could turn down a Yeti waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:33:29 2015 No.14040181 >>14040175 >Implying there are no chubby chaser Dragons If there weren't then this thread wouldn't have any chances of getting laid

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:33:47 2015 No.14040182 >>14040178 Human women. Or, alternatively, succubi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:33:52 2015 No.14040183 >>14040178 Human women

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:34:08 2015 No.14040185 >>14040178 Lilith in the Zoharistic texts as far as Judeo-Christianity is concerned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:34:17 2015 No.14040188 >>14040178 There isn't one? Ever culture has its own "in the beginning" story.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:34:55 2015 No.14040189 >>14040178 your mother

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:35:08 2015 No.14040192 >>14040178 the "All Mother" a being in which could change her from to any if every Monster girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:35:13 2015 No.14040193 >>14040168 She gon git cuddled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:35:21 2015 No.14040194 >>14040181 Even carpet munching dragons have standards you pleb. Go to tumblr with that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:35:57 2015 No.14040198 >>14040194 If Monster Girls had standards this thread would be stuck with Alps

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:36:23 2015 No.14040202 >>14040194 Hard to have standards when you don't exist. We told Fujoshit-kun in the old days, we'll tell you. Fuck off and make your own thread somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:36:48 2015 No.14040204 >>14040193 You mean tailed into shape. Fucking fat enablers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:37:26 2015 No.14040208 File: 161 KB, 497x879, 1437530286703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lanternon I know you're here. Swordbutt when.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:38:07 2015 No.14040212 File: 795 KB, 905x1240, 1439687901361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:38:21 2015 No.14040213 >>14040178 That neolithic female totem god that's the oldest worshiped thing known, so far back our ancestors were still fighting neanderthals. That's the oldest provable one anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:38:37 2015 No.14040215 >>14040181 >Projecting

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:38:40 2015 No.14040216 >>14040202 Step off, you don't know what's going on right now. >>14040198 >that not being motivation enough to stop being a piece of shit You deserve your alp then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:39:24 2015 No.14040220 >>14040194 Stay mad cuckposter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:39:34 2015 No.14040221 I want to live in lescate and hold hands with my human gf as the dark matter goes off!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:39:41 2015 No.14040222 >>14040216 Fine then, I will deserve my Alp, and keep her! And tenderly fuck and cuddle her! And there's nothing you fat faggots can do about it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:39:56 2015 No.14040224 >>14040157 I refuse, they do nothing but cause property damage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:40:06 2015 No.14040227 >>14040134 No problem. Sorry it took so long, I sort of had to rewrite that second post. I hope it was worthwhile, nevertheless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:42:09 2015 No.14040233 >>14040220 So you want to make fat anubi and dragons lezzing our and fondling each other's fat folds a thing? That's what you're telling me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:42:44 2015 No.14040234 >>14040221 I want to stop the dark matter from going off and save Lescatie!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:42:52 2015 No.14040235 >>14040227 It was nice, thanks as always.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:43:42 2015 No.14040238 >>14040233 No, dude. You're the one talking about lesbian dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:43:49 2015 No.14040240 >>14040222 >her Okay Ryan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:44:07 2015 No.14040243 >>14040233 You are so butthurt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:44:46 2015 No.14040246 >>14040222 >her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:44:50 2015 No.14040247 >>14040238 Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:45:21 2015 No.14040248 >>14040212 How does this guy make monoeyes look so delicious? It's not right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:45:23 2015 No.14040249 >>14040233 The analpain is real. Did your cancerous nature backfire on you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:45:24 2015 No.14040250 File: 1.07 MB, 1024x837, Somewomen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040234 I'd like to see you try, fuccboi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:45:26 2015 No.14040251 >>14040246 >HE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:46:17 2015 No.14040252 >>14040243 Really? Where would you rate it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:46:51 2015 No.14040257 >>14040250 I'll end your lilim faggotry and I WILL REAP THE BENEFITS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:47:05 2015 No.14040258 >>14040247 And no one else is? So your point >>14040233 i not really valid. Are you the dude who was always on about Mantis girls back when?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:47:19 2015 No.14040259
File: 1.12 MB, 2260x1200, 1441232747735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Now that we're with the shitstorm and all I'm gonna say it.

Even when I don't care and I don't post about them, I don't see the problem with Alps since they are women, in body and mind.

I'd say that anyone that wouldn't tap Mai just because she used to be a guy is more gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:47:21 2015 No.14040260 >>14040250 >fuccboi She's fucking dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:47:27 2015 No.14040261 >>14040234 Saving it implies it isnt better as a demon realm

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:47:41 2015 No.14040262 >>14040257 >REAP THE BENEFITS Those being...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:48:14 2015 No.14040264 File: 129 KB, 554x638, 1432141990127.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Human Boys who think they belong anywhere but in the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:48:45 2015 No.14040269 >>14040259 Mai's meh-tier. Noel's got that ass, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:48:47 2015 No.14040270 >>14040259 I agree with you but this probably ain't the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:49:02 2015 No.14040271 >>14040250 Somebody just needs a hug and be told that they're loved and cherished.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:49:31 2015 No.14040272 >>14040264 But what if my monster wife wants to be the one who stays at home!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:49:32 2015 No.14040273 File: 102 KB, 422x500, 1440816453175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040264 Why can't I just adventure with my harem? I can be in the kitchen when we take breaks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:49:38 2015 No.14040274 >>14040252 Just put a trip so I can filter you cancerous fuckface.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:49:42 2015 No.14040275 File: 387 KB, 1055x1000, 2bb5d6bddda575df2e894b01858e29f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040259 Mai is shit, Makoto is where it's really at. But at the same time Lambda is where it's REALLY at.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:50:08 2015 No.14040276 >>14040262 Gaining new holy powers by the chief god himself and becoming an unstoppable force of purity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:51:17 2015 No.14040278 File: 155 KB, 1023x629, 1439957322495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040257 What benefits? A shiny new prayer-bead collection? You poor repressed souls need the salvation of the flesh. I know you desire it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:51:22 2015 No.14040279 >>14040204 Nah, I meant cuddled. By me. a dragon can join in if she wants but a /fit/ feline would be better for opposites sake

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:51:27 2015 No.14040280 >>14040264 Now this? I mean, I agree with staying in the kitchen but I don't want another shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:51:56 2015 No.14040282 >>14040259 Fuck off trannyshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:52:06 2015 No.14040283 >>14040259 I really like the type 1 alps. Mostly because i have a thing for casual sex. >Go over to alps house to play >really tired from school not into it >I know how about some stakes! Loser goes down on the winner,

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:52:08 2015 No.14040284 psst, post cute ideas involving cute monster girls in cute situations so i can sketch some later

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:52:16 2015 No.14040285

>>14040160
It's already going to be screen capped by Anonlich, I think. And I don't normally put my smaller stuff up on Pastebin, really. Especially seeing as how it relies on the post of a person I replied to for the full context to be understood.

That being said, I can still put it up, if you really want.

>>14040169
Glad you enjoyed it. I aim to please.

>>14040235
You're welcome. As long as people still like these little things, I'll keep doing them on occasion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:52:19 2015 No.14040286 File: 272 KB, 840x1020, 1432557725061.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040272 Tell her to get the bonnet of her head before a real woman steal you away >>14040280 Facts shouldn't be considered shitstorms

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:52:40 2015 No.14040287 >>14040274 Fuck you pay me. >>14040258 No one else is talking about a yeti and a wendigo playing patty cake in the snow but I don't see reason why they shouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:53:12 2015 No.14040288 >>14040278 I'd much rather die and have my body and soul fade away to the high heavens than live to see your "salvation". Okay I'm done RPing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:54:13 2015 No.14040290 >>14040284 Holiday season Yeti, Please

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:54:26 2015 No.14040291 >>14040279 >getting between a dragon and it's Anubis Hope you have butt insurance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:54:33 2015 No.14040292 >>14040275 >You will never lick her abs why live?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:54:41 2015 No.14040293 >>14040264 >>>/monster/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:55:37 2015 No.14040296 >>14040287 What else do you hate, cuckposter? Alps, healthy girls and what else?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:56:31 2015 No.14040299

>>14040259
>body and mind

But that's wrong you fucking retard. Alps who become women wholly are the minority now thaks to the profile update. You're fucking a dude in a girl's body 9/10 times. Not that either case matters. Alps need to die along with yuri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:57:12 2015 No.14040300 >>14040248 >It's not right. But that just makes it better anon! The fact that you should hate them, that you should bully them, but that you can't help but shove your cock inside of them and blow your load deep inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:57:23 2015 No.14040302 >>14040296 Yetis fucking suck. They're overused as hell, yetis are the new Kikimora. I hope to god someone commissions one making out with some other Monster Girl, I can't wait for that day. inb4 someone tells me I'm wrong because "muh hugs XD" maymay

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:57:23 2015 No.14040303 >>14040293 You do know that started here right? They just took it. >tfw /monster/ is the reddit of monster memes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:57:32 2015 No.14040304 >>14040291 Dragons don't like girls, they love the dick, yuricunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:58:30 2015 No.14040306 >>14040293 How is that related to that place?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:58:52 2015 No.14040307 File: 111 KB, 544x572, 1422398803740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040303 >Knowing Monster Girls are superior is a meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:58:57 2015 No.14040308 >>14040284 Kikimora shooing away a bunch of roombas. Alternatively, Kobold cuddle pile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:59:02 2015 No.14040309 >>14040302 Cuckposter please go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:00:00 2015 No.14040314 File: 532 KB, 711x800, 38799789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040302 Impressive. You're the first person I've seen actually get butthurt over Yetis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:00:00 2015 No.14040315 >>14040302 You're very rude for someone who supposedly likes monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:00:07 2015 No.14040316 >>14040307 If they're so "superior", why aren't they real yet? Oh, that's right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:00:11 2015 No.14040317 >>14040284 Titania sitting on her shorter, bishie husbands lap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:00:41 2015 No.14040319 >>14040296 Your face. I know what you're thinking, and trust me my friend, you do not want to go down that road. It will be ten times as worse as this little shitshow. I give you my word. >>14040302 Dude, don't ride off my wave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:00:55 2015 No.14040320 >>14040316 Because being real is shit. If we're superior why do we dream of being with fictional characters?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:01:16 2015 No.14040321 >>14040284 Titania and pixies having her little husband reading A Midsummer Night's Dream in her lap while going "ara ara"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:01:56 2015 No.14040322 >>14040314 >>14040315 He's not me. Be a tragedy to have the thread hate yetis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:02:16 2015 No.14040323 >>14040320 I sure as hell don't, Mr. Delusion. We're superior because we are strong enough to deal with the cold facts of reality instead of choosing not to be real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:02:29 2015 No.14040324 >>14038467 >that navel FUCKING DIAMONDS

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:03:04 2015 No.14040327 >>14040319 Why are you threatening to shitpost?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:03:08 2015 No.14040328 Well, time for bed. Accept no substitutes, Cuckposter Yurifag out.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:03:17 2015 No.14040329

>>14040308
This reminds me of that one picture of a roomba dressed up as a slutty maid. I could just imagine doing that to a kiki as a joke.

>Master. Is she prettier than me?

>...
>It's an overgrown hockypuck with panties.

>That wasn't an answer, Master!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:03:31 2015 No.14040330 >>14040284 A bunch of loli grizzlies boosting each other up to try and reach a honeybee hive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:04:40 2015 No.14040335 File: 80 KB, 620x877, 1420404817543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey Anon, this came in the mail. Who do you think it's from? Is it... From you?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:04:44 2015 No.14040336 >>14040302 >>14040291 >>14040287 >>14040252 >>14040233 >>14040194 >>14040175 >>14040168 >>14040135 >>14040319 >>14040322 It should be easy now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:04:55 2015 No.14040337 >>14040328 May you rot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:05:08 2015 No.14040338 >>14040284 a child lizardwoman play with a wood sword

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:05:34 2015 No.14040339 [DELETED]

>>14040327
Oh, one more? Okay. Because I think you may do something stupid to spite me, and if you think for one second I won't ride the fire and burn everything in my path, you're wrong. That said, I really don't want to see it come to that. Good night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:06:43 2015 No.14040341 >>14040284 A sea slime playing with a boy in a tide pool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:07:18 2015 No.14040344 >>14040339 >we do not forgive >we do not forget >expect us

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:07:31 2015 No.14040346 >>14040330 oh god this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:07:48 2015 No.14040347 >>14040339 You don't need to shitpost to enjoy monster girls, you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:07:52 2015 No.14040349 Guy who isn't familiar with 4chan security. Why can't this idiot just get reported into an IP ban?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:08:02 2015 No.14040352 >>14040329 >activate Roomba >it starts sucking in the panties, which rip and fold under it >"Huh. Can you do that?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:08:06 2015 No.14040353 >>14040339 Good night cuckposter. I hope you dream with healthy alps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:08:49 2015 No.14040354 >>14040284 A Kakuen play-wrestling with her human childhood friend. I'm a sucker for childhood friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:09:06 2015 No.14040355 >We're still on page 9

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:09:19 2015 No.14040357 >>14040335 Yeah. Bought it for us. Now put it on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:09:58 2015 No.14040359 >>14040354 >childhood friend Meh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:10:16 2015 No.14040360 >>14040349 All bans are IP bans, but it's as easy as unplugging your modem for a few minutes if you have a dynamic IP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:10:26 2015 No.14040362 File: 37 KB, 512x512, 1415724570482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040337 >>14040353 Love you too. And the guy hating on alps is someone else. Not that disagree. Now let me go to sleep you shits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:10:45 2015 No.14040364 >>14040349 He is obviously spamming, so I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:10:51 2015 No.14040365 >>14040355 This is hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:10:52 2015 No.14040366 >>14040339 He forgot that trolling is actually an offence in the the 4chan site rules. Threatening to shitpost is as good as admitting you're breaking the rules, and is just asking for a ban.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:10:53 2015 No.14040367 >>14040355 What's the top score for number of posts in a single thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:11:43 2015 No.14040369 >>14040275 Makoto's cute, but... >>14040269 You mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:11:55 2015 No.14040371 >>14040360 They just range ban for ban evaders (even banning the IP of entire small countries, in some cases), which dynamic IPs don't really help with except in a few very rare and unique cases.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:12:10 2015 No.14040373 >>14040367 5000 I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:12:14 2015 No.14040374 >>14040367 Over 4500 posts for us, if I remember correctly. /v/ made it past 5100 once in a Splatoon thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:12:15 2015 No.14040375 >>14040367 4200 or so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:12:37 2015 No.14040376 >>14040339 >>14040319 Mods pls, this guy is spamming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:12:50 2015 No.14040377 >>14040284 A loli lich laying on her belly, kicking her feet behind her as she doodles in an ancient eldritch tome.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:13:34 2015 No.14040380 >>14034615 >Humans >rational

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:13:43 2015 No.14040381 Would monster girl cities be really really good at making sex toys or really bad because they want people to find wives?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:13:53 2015 No.14040383 >>14040285 Screencapped for sure. I'll post it up next thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:14:01 2015 No.14040385 File: 535 KB, 744x1052, 1421291500105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where are the guys who bump older threads to get this one to die faster? Why can't they do it when we need it? Would you a bitter Christmas Cake Shirohebi?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:14:28 2015 No.14040388 >>14040359 Fucking fight me anon, Childhood friends are great. The purest fucking love. Nah, but I'm just messin' around with you, you're allowed to not like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:14:49 2015 No.14040390 >>14040284 Shota butler and loli vampire sleeping together in bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:14:56 2015 No.14040391 >>14040304 No no anon; it's yuricuck. Or cuckoo. That's his name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:15:03 2015 No.14040392 >>14040380 >Responding to a day old post Holy fuck anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:15:15 2015 No.14040394 >>14040385 >Trying to prematurely kill the thread at only 3150 posts and before image limit Quit browsing on your phone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:15:17 2015 No.14040395 >>14040381 >sex toy Anon, that's all you'll ever be to them. You're a walking dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:15:28 2015 No.14040396 >>14040381 Their R&D would be godly. Just think of all those alps and cyclopes strenuously testing the toys because no one wants to waifu them. I hear their centaur models are the best of all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:15:53 2015 No.14040399 >>14040303 tfw this thread is getting invaded by cuckfaggots. gee willikers a self fulfilling prophecy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:16:02 2015 No.14040400 >>14040385 I want to have the christmas cake and eat it too

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:16:15 2015 No.14040401 >>14040385 It's too early, hang in there a bit more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:16:29 2015 No.14040404 >>14040394 >Wanting to stay in this thread that is past the point of redemption Do you like rolling in shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:16:34 2015 No.14040406 >>14040385 Yes. It'd be difficult to get to her heart, but yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:17:09 2015 No.14040407 >>14040354 >>14040388 I love childhood friend shit; best setup for manga, doujin, stories, whatever. It's a lousy concept when you apply real-life logic to it, but for cute, lewd fiction, it's tops.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:18:52 2015 No.14040412 >>14040404 >Judging a thread by anything other than the current conversation It doesn't matter. It's all the same continuous thing. There's no reason to rustle the natives with trying to force things before their natural time.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:18:57 2015 No.14040413

>>14040388
I'm sorry, I just don't see the appeal at all. Probably because I don't know how it feels to have a childhood friend who grows up with you, as I had very few childhood friends, and only knew them for a couple of months.They are all long gone now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:19:51 2015 No.14040415 >>14040366 >bans >meaning shit You know it just gives people time to think of ways to fuck with you right? >inb4 range bans >these are insurmountable

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:21:06 2015 No.14040416 >>14040284 Baby Holstaur walking into the arms of her father while her mother watches close behind.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:21:39 2015 No.14040418

>>14040413
There's just something about childhood friends getting together that's really cute.
But yeah, I understand that it's not really an option for me in real life. My only female childhood friend I'm in still in contact with already has a boyfriend, and I'm not gonna ruin her happiness because of an old crush I got over years ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:22:45 2015 No.14040424 >>14040415 >Implying these idiots have enough time and willpower to bother. Drop the hammer enough and they'll give up. Law doesn't work because it's impossible to break, you just make breaking it not worth the consequences.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:22:50 2015 No.14040425 >>14040395 :^)

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:24:22 2015 No.14040429

>>14040415
If bans didn't mean shit, then trolls would just post meatspin or gay porn every single post screaming, "ban me!"

It may not be a perfect system, but it at least severely disrupts them (especially if they have to go hunting for a proxy, doubly one that's free and won't disconnect every 10 seconds).

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:24:52 2015 No.14040431 Do Shoggoths get pregnant and give birth to children, or do they just kind of split off like a slime?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:25:18 2015 No.14040432 >>14040424 >it's like doesn't remeber faggotcat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:26:07 2015 No.14040435 >>14040429 Because you can be smarter and more subtle with your shitposting and get better results. Case in point: This thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:26:53 2015 No.14040437 >>14040431 Given how they work I'd say the slime thing. They probably build up mass during the pregnancy and then split off a little Shoggoth. Said little Shoggoth would probably eat a lot of food to build up mass during growth spurts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:27:11 2015 No.14040440 I want to pour whipped cream all over a succubutt and lick it all off!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:28:02 2015 No.14040442 Would a flamethrowers keep monstergirls away for good?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:28:43 2015 No.14040446

>>14040381
Depends on how successful the husband importation schemes are. If there are a lot of lonely monmusu, then yeah sex toy production will probably be high.
And there will be glorious bushytails ready to furnish them while coincidentally making a profit on the side.
>chubby tanuki proprietor of a sex toy store
>always teasing and jolly, quick to recommend the really exotic models with a mischievous grin on her face
>knows all her regular clients by name and orders the really good stuff for them
>and then, one day, a man walks in to browse...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:29:48 2015 No.14040448 >>14040442 We do have flamethrower kun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:29:49 2015 No.14040449 >>14040442 They only keep anything away for about ten seconds, the fuel hogs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:29:52 2015 No.14040450 >>14040442 Some of them maybe, but something like a salamander or a lava golem will probably think you're trying to tickle her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:30:13 2015 No.14040451 Im confused. Demon realm silver drains spirit/demonic energy. So does it just make a MG tired when you hit her or what?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:30:46 2015 No.14040452

>>14040440
Would she blush and twitch from your tongue as you lick it off?
Let's be realistic here though, she'd spray it on her nipples and crotch and tell you get get licking while spreading her legs and lying back lazily.

>>14040442
Fire element aligned monstergirls are a thing. So no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:30:59 2015 No.14040456 >>14040446 >chubby Into the meat grinder it goes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:31:12 2015 No.14040457 How would you feel if a Monster Girl told you she'd really prefer if you'd be quiet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:32:17 2015 No.14040460 >>14040457 It wouldn't matter to me. Like many Anons here I'd be quiet most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:32:17 2015 No.14040461 >>14040457 But I'm already quiet. Hurts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:32:29 2015 No.14040462 >>14040440 I want to dip my dick in melted garlic butter and dangle it in front of a Vampire.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:32:34 2015 No.14040463

>>14040446
Would the Tanuki also be a lonely girl? Because I can imagine her hitting on men by trying to sell an Onahole she made that's based on her own vagina.
>"If you want to try the real thing though, it'd be cheap."
>"You'd just have to marry me."

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:32:39 2015 No.14040465 >>14040457 I'm quiet by nature, so I won't be offended.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:32:40 2015 No.14040466 >>14040457 I don't even speak that much!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:32:43 2015 No.14040468 >>14040452 >fire aligned So use water/ice on those. It's not quantum mechanics you shit wizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:32:49 2015 No.14040470 >>14040457 I'd tell her to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:32:58 2015 No.14040471 >>14040457 I'm usually quiet, so I'd be confused why she said that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:33:06 2015 No.14040476 >>14040452 >Would she blush and twitch from your tongue as you lick it off? She'd tie my hands behind my back and only release me once she's nice and clean. And if i do a good job maybe she'd tie me down and do the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:33:12 2015 No.14040477 >>14040442 Flamethrower monstergirl when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:33:52 2015 No.14040479 >>14040468 You asked if flamethrowers could keep monstergirls away for good, I gave you an answer. Don't go moving the goalposts because you didn't like the answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:33:52 2015 No.14040480 >>14040477 >Who is Ignis

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:34:05 2015 No.14040483 >>14040457 Confess. Is Chico Quiet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:34:06 2015 No.14040484 What MG would you extract back to Mother base?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:34:25 2015 No.14040486 >>14040457 Sans lingua franca. Words. Can. Kill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:34:54 2015 No.14040488 >>14040479 I'm not him dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:34:55 2015 No.14040489 >>14040457 b-b-but santa's little helper really is a squirrel girl...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:35:24 2015 No.14040491 >>14040479 I'm not the guy who asked taintlicker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:35:29 2015 No.14040493 >>14040457 Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:35:45 2015 No.14040495 >>14040483 Chico died when the chopper blew up in GZ, so no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:36:04 2015 No.14040496 File: 120 KB, 353x356, 534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040457 >Nobody's getting the reference

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:36:22 2015 No.14040498

>>14040476
>Bondage and licking
Oh baby.
Imagine if she blindfolded you when she took her turn licking you, so all you have is the sensation of her tongue on your body.
And then you feel her spray the whipped cream onto your dick before shoving it in her mouth and licking it until you give her some cream of your own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:36:46 2015 No.14040500 File: 163 KB, 398x351, 1404975008399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040457 This kills the feelings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:36:50 2015 No.14040502 >>14040495 TIME TO JACK OFF!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:37:47 2015 No.14040507 >>14040496 I think I missed it. Explain further.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:38:03 2015 No.14040509 >>14040496 I got it, wasn't funny but I got it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:38:07 2015 No.14040511 >>14040498 Now THAT is what I call love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:38:19 2015 No.14040513 >>14040496 Blah blah sweet or sour

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:38:51 2015 No.14040517 >>14040496 HEY. HEY! I'M RIGHT HERE, FAGGOT >>14040489

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:39:12 2015 No.14040518 >>14040480 That's only a flame girl, not a flamethrower girl. She has to be able to project her flames at least 50 feet, preferably 100 or more, with obviously diminishing effectiveness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:39:25 2015 No.14040520 >>14040489 >You will never make a Squirrel Girl feel awkward and miserable by telling her to be quiet during Christmas when Santa visits

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:39:59 2015 No.14040525 >>14040513 So how come we haven't died yet. It's been a while since we've gotten to 3000+ posts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:40:28 2015 No.14040528 >>14040517 Somebody get this hothead outta here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:41:25 2015 No.14040532 File: 1.20 MB, 1754x1241, Forest of the Kitsune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would thee enter it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:41:35 2015 No.14040533 File: 71 KB, 900x634, carrot tewi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like this thread! It was a lot of fun! Keep it up!

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:41:49 2015 No.14040534

>>14040498
>Hands tied above your head
>legs spread to each side
>hear the cream coming out of canister, a slight cold sensation where it makes contact
>starts at your legs, moving up your thighs
>moves in circles around your crotch, doesn't actually touch it
>moves left and right across your chest, spends extra time on your nipples
>moves to your neck, lightly nibbling on the sensitive parts
>finally moves down to your now twitching dick
>One lick from the base to the tip is all it takes at this point
>spray all over
>she licks that off to

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:42:18 2015 No.14040541

>>14040442
It attracts the fire subset MGs, so no. You're doomed.
>firefighting and arson units comprised of fire and lava elementals, Hellhounds, Hinezumi, and so many Salamanders; with the odd Inari or Chochin-Obake for support.
>Finally snap. Time to purge the streets.
>Take your trusty flamethrower and begin indiscriminately flaming all the monsters you see.
>The streets clear out pretty fast. Ah well, can still get to firebombing their wretched hives of sex-slicked filth.
>Around the next corner is a single woman in a slip of a dress with animal ears and her hair pinned high.
>...is she already on fire?
>She starts sprinting at you, way faster than you expected.
>As you bring your flamethrower to bear, she leaps at you.
>You hear an excited yelp over the froosh of ionized gas.
>Her weight carries you to the ground and she pins your arms back, flamethrower skittering to the side.
>You're now chest-to-chest with a mousegirl wearing only a deep blush and...heart shaped pupils? God fucking damnit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:42:19 2015 No.14040542 >>14040532 Yee. How many waifus do I have when I leave?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:42:26 2015 No.14040543 >>14040532 The kitsune? Yes. I'd enter all her holes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:43:02 2015 No.14040544 >>14040532 That would be intruding on their privacy. I'll leave them alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:43:29 2015 No.14040548 >>14040532 Too lithe. Not enough big titties and ass.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:43:42 2015 No.14040549

>>14040511
The only way it could be better is if she tore the blindfold off after she was done so she could look me dead in my eyes as she unbinds me and pins me down so she can ride me until we're both sore.
Then comes the cuddling until we fall asleep.
I'm imagining this with a Hellhound, but it could honestly work with just about any girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:44:31 2015 No.14040551 >>14040533 I want to rub Tewi's head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:45:37 2015 No.14040555 >>14040551 I want to twist it off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:45:53 2015 No.14040557 File: 254 KB, 500x281, Whoa baby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040534 There's nothing in this post I don't love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:45:54 2015 No.14040558 >>14040541 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EYRPJgZdp4 You underestimate mankind's ingenuity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:46:43 2015 No.14040560 >>14040555 Wow way to be rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:50:21 2015 No.14040566 >>14040549 Indeed. Your waifu doing all this is the best way to imagine it. Mhmm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:51:30 2015 No.14040571 I want to help at the slime girl soup kitchen!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:51:46 2015 No.14040573 >>14040555 I want to toss her in a meat grinder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:52:55 2015 No.14040578 >>14040571 Oh god, if that one story is of any indication of what that job would be like, I would certainly not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:54:20 2015 No.14040582 >>14040573 I want to strangle her until I see the life fade from her eyes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:58:47 2015 No.14040596 >>14040578 You sound like a gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:59:29 2015 No.14040598 File: 13 KB, 480x360, fuck you tewi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040573 >>14040582 >>14040555 Bring it on, fags! DO IT! JUST DO IT!

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 22:59:54 2015 No.14040599

>>14039700
>Slow
Compared to /mgg/.
>Completely autistic
Whereas you're a shining beacon of neurotypicality and serious discussion. Oh wait, never mind.
>>14039719
CYOAs haven't been a problem for a while now. Even back in the day, calling it 95% of the content was beyond hyperbole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:00:05 2015 No.14040600 >>14040596 H-How did you know? I'm an alp and I was waiting for you to notice me! Now that you have this means we can cuddle and be together forever right? I love you anon...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:01:11 2015 No.14040603 >>14040599 Fuck off Bromont, don't you dare shill your crep here. You made your bed, don't try to drag us down to lie in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:01:26 2015 No.14040604 >>14040598 Worst rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:01:53 2015 No.14040606 >>14040598 I want to ruffle her hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:02:05 2015 No.14040607 >>14040599 /monster/ shill pls This place is plenty autistic, it's undeniable, but I prefer our 4chan-autism to that places genuine mental issues.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:02:25 2015 No.14040608 >>14040598 There's already guro of art of Tewi, so that's been done for us schnookums.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:03:57 2015 No.14040615 >>14040596 I like slimes as much as the next person, but that story about the Hungry Blob Soup Kitchen was a bit much for me. As long as I wasn't constantly on the menu, I would probably help as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:04:26 2015 No.14040616 >>14040604 All bunnies are good for nothing other than breeding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:04:58 2015 No.14040618 So do demon realms or other monster girl heavy territories have public decency laws? If i was at a restaurant and my wife was teasing me with her feet under the table and we got caught would i get in trouble?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:04:59 2015 No.14040619 >>14040603 >implying I'm bromont >>14040607 What specific things make you prefer /mgg/ autism over /monster/ autism?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:06:04 2015 No.14040621 Damn, being sick fucking sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:06:36 2015 No.14040622 >>14040619 Cuckposting

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:06:42 2015 No.14040624 >>14040619 For starters, it's on redditchan.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:07:01 2015 No.14040628

>>14040619
The only faggot I know who's autistic and audacious enough to come here after going and posting to that hellhole is Bromont. He's the only one who shills his crap there and here. He's the only one who wants to drag us down. He's the one who constantly shits up these threads shilling. Don't play coy, I know what Bromont is like, and I can tell when he's shilling shit. Fuck off, we will never, and I repeat, never tolerate your bullshit here ever again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:07:06 2015 No.14040629 >>14040600 I'll uh, pass. You're making me uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:09:04 2015 No.14040635 File: 118 KB, 460x1076, rnL9h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] flip a coin tails: you headpat your waifu heads:your waifu headpats you

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:10:06 2015 No.14040640 File: 14 KB, 360x203, 1438014006049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040628 >we Fug I don't know if that anti-bromont crusader is an actual autist or just pretending

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:10:17 2015 No.14040643 >>14040635 I'm fine with getting headpats. It must feel nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:10:36 2015 No.14040644 >>14040628Not bromont, but I'd be just as happy if you left along with him. You autistic bile-spewers need purging as much as the trolls and shillers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:11:51 2015 No.14040652 >>14040635 dis gay nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:11:54 2015 No.14040653 >>14040619 Autism here just feels like pointless anger rather than actual mental illness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:11:57 2015 No.14040655 File: 162 KB, 1383x920, 1435678228053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040635 >I headpat the Kejourou today was a good day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:13:02 2015 No.14040660 >>14040653 I'm pretty sure it's both

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:13:49 2015 No.14040662 So, how many posts did you reported today?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:14:00 2015 No.14040663

>>14040640
OK, fucking fuck off with your bullshit. I'm not autistic, nor am I pretending. Don't try to discredit me. I fucking hate how you faggots are unable to make a decent argument so you cry "bait!" thinking you've won. Well no more, no fucking more. Bromont is a massive overrated faggot who keeps shilling his shit here, but goes there. He doesn't care about the wellfare of these threads nor their integrity, he only wants his fame and fortune. I don't know how many times I have to fucking repeat myself, i say this every single god damn time, when will it spark your fucking synapses and get it through your thick god damn skulls.

Holy fucking shit it's not god damn rocket science, he abuses these threads for fame and should be shunned like the attention whore he is. And yes, WE. I know I'm not the only person against him and his bullshit.

>>14040644
Samefagging won't help you either. Go back to your pedophile hellhole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:15:42 2015 No.14040674 File: 42 KB, 669x746, 1440061933203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040663 >I'm not autistic, nor am I pretending.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:15:52 2015 No.14040675 >>14040663 >we nice meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:17:14 2015 No.14040680 >>14040635 >Heads But I'd rather headpat her. I bet it wont even feel that good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:17:18 2015 No.14040681 File: 1.04 MB, 908x1400, img000005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040663 Just say you are pretending, anon Stop scaring children with your autism!

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:17:21 2015 No.14040682

>>14040663
I'd offer to post a screen shot if I didn't already know your tinfoiling didn't already have you convinced the world is out to get you.

I'd crack some joke about throwing you to the Yeti pits to chill your ass out, but I think I'd rather you just alp to the first neet you make eye contact with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:17:35 2015 No.14040684 >>14040663 Why do you always do this? It's like bans mean nothing to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:17:46 2015 No.14040685 >>14040663 >pedophile hellhole But anon, you're in one right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:20:41 2015 No.14040695 File: 176 KB, 1104x644, funposting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040680 >wont even feel that good headpat virgin detected

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:20:53 2015 No.14040696

>>14040674
Yeah, a fucking retarded reaction image and a greentext of what I said definitely disproved my whole argument. You know Bromont, originally I just thought you were a faggot, but god damn, every fucking day I realize I fucking hate you. I hate you so fucking much, you're the fucking reason I can't enjoy these threads anymore, because of your constant bullshit. I really fucking hate you, and I can't wait for the day you fucking die. Holy shit every fucking damn time you do this bullshit, just fucking die.

>>14040675
It's not a meme, I am not alone.

>>14040681
And see above.

>>14040682
You see above too I'm sick of this shit every fucking time.

>>14040684
Because I truly believe in these threads. I remember how they used to be and I want them back. And I'm not going to let Bromont take them from me, that's not going to happen. No more. I know what I'm fighting for is right, and I don't care who stands in my way. I didn't take up the mantle of keeping Bromont and other shilery in these threads to a minimum because of self fame, I do it because I love these threads and like hell I'll see them rot. No fucking more.

>>14040685
Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:21:12 2015 No.14040698 >>14040663 Oh wait, are you that same guy who went on the autistic rant before? I forget what exactly...I think there was something about MGU and your mother in there somewhere? Anybody remember that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:21:34 2015 No.14040701 >you will never introduce your monster honey to the magic that is slav http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1441250265252.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:22:01 2015 No.14040702 >>14040695 It's a bad feeling to have never gotten a headpat

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:23:46 2015 No.14040706 File: 330 KB, 409x581, Witch_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040663 >Go back to your pedophile hellhole. Sounds like someone hasn't seen the light of the Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:23:52 2015 No.14040707 >>14040696 >I want to protect these threads You are not the hero /mgg/ deserves. Or needs. Or wants. You shouldn't come to these threads anymore if you don't enjoy them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:24:13 2015 No.14040712 >>14040695 Goddammit I want to tenderly make love to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:24:18 2015 No.14040713 >>14040696 I admire the effort you put into your satirical sperging. >>14040698 Yep, and his "Fare unwell" comes to mind too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:25:32 2015 No.14040714 >>14040706 Sabbath is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:25:51 2015 No.14040716 >>14040696 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:26:22 2015 No.14040720 >>14040696 >I am not alone. http://niceme.me/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:27:46 2015 No.14040727 >>14040662 I'm more interested in the mods reactions when they look at our reports. I imagine them saying "goddammit, I can't wait for these furries to fuck off to /d/ already" or something like that.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:28:56 2015 No.14040731

>>14040698
I don't know what you're talking about, don't you fucking try and deflect though your fucking Bromont shill.

>>14040706
Nice meme whatever you get the idea go there and circlejerk whatever just fucking go

>>14040707
You fuck off too. And you know why I don't enjoy these threads anymore? Because of you guys, because of you guys and all the shit you do to enable Bromont, it's bullshit and fuck Bromont, I fucking hate that faggot for ruining these threads. And he still has the audacity to keep coming here and shill his shit and try to get us to leave and it's fucking bullshit and fuck him and everyone who keeps allowing him to persist.

>>14040713
Fuck you.

>>14040716
See above, fuck you.

>>14040720
I'm not alone, I know that the silent majority are with me. Look above, people agree his castle is a pedophile hellhoul. He's trash and garbage, and you faggots keep trying to drown out our arguments with shitposts. No fucking more, I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it all.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:30:55 2015 No.14040737

>>14040727
I mean, at this point, they have to be mad at us, right?
I know I don't cause any shit, but it gets pretty bad here. What do these mods think, I wonder?
Even the one that actually likes us read: monstergirls in general can get frustrated with us sometimes.
I just wish we could enjoy monstergirls without getting upset at each other over inane stuff all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:30:59 2015 No.14040739 File: 35 KB, 445x594, 1438917310264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want one day without this kind of shit happening. Why does it keep happening?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:31:37 2015 No.14040745 >>14040739 WHY WOULD ANYTHING NICE EVER FUCKING HAPPEN ANON YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:31:42 2015 No.14040746 >>14040731 I'm not Bromont jackass. More than likely the other posters aren't him either and he's never been here. Get off, take your meds and don't come back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:32:41 2015 No.14040749 >>14040727 The jans probably link the thread and reports on IRC so the mods get a hearty laugh at captain autismo before banning him again

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:33:04 2015 No.14040751 >>14040731 Sometimes I can't enjoy the thread either because of anons like you, but I just talk about monstergirls instead of throwing fits over namefags. You should try it. It's better than throwing fits over namefags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:33:15 2015 No.14040752 >>14040701 Jesus Christ did that guy die?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:34:04 2015 No.14040755 File: 128 KB, 422x500, Baphomet_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040731 >The Sabbath is a meme now What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:34:08 2015 No.14040756 >>14040739 Just laugh it off. Or go out. Believe me, you will feel a lot better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:34:50 2015 No.14040760 File: 216 KB, 666x828, ~postingshit~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040739 I miss the late 90's/early 00's when retards didn't internet

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:35:32 2015 No.14040766

>>14040746
Yes you're not Bromont I totally believe that you just talk about how perfect he is and defending his shilling bullshit. Let me guess, it's about ethics in pretending to be Bromont? Die in a fire.

>>14040751
Bromont is purposefully doing retarded shit, he doesn't care about these threads and he merely wants fame and glamour. You think you just ignore that? Do you ignore a tumor? No you cut it off. Well I'm cutting off Bromont from the body that is /mgg/.

>>14040755
You know damn well what I mean, stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:38:16 2015 No.14040774 File: 222 KB, 647x343, just walk away.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040766 Just walk away from the screen like nigga close your eyes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:38:27 2015 No.14040775 >>14040766 Who is this Bromont anyway?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:38:29 2015 No.14040776

>>14040766
>he doesn't care about these threads. You think you just ignore that?
Yes.
He may not be as great as some people say, but it's not like he's shitposting the thread enough to try and get us kicked to /d/ or some shit. He just posts pastebins and leaves.
You, however, are writing paragraphs about how much Bromont does this, and Bromont does that, every time he shows up.
It's ridiculous. You don't need to do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:38:47 2015 No.14040778 >>14040752 Russians have survived worse.

>>	NOTBromont Wed Sep 2 23:39:40 2015 No.14040785 >>14040766 Bromont's playing Phantom Pain, and even then he's been writing a thing for the last couple of weeks and hasn't even made a new thing. But you won't believe me anyways, so here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:41:59 2015 No.14040795 >>14040775 Writes funny stories, cool guy, took drugs one time and watched Evangelion and ran outside yelling for Shinji to get in the fucking robot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:42:15 2015 No.14040798 >>14040756 No monstergirl to go out with, have to keep writing about them here and hope the greentexts outweigh the delusional shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:42:22 2015 No.14040799 >>14040766 >he merely wants fame and glamour The fame and glamour of this shithole? Oh heavens above what an evil man!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:42:54 2015 No.14040801 >>14040795 Hm, sounds like a cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:43:25 2015 No.14040803 >>14040775 An old writefag that from what I heard, was around since the earliest monstergirl threads. he used to still come here and write stories until he moved onto /monster/.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:44:13 2015 No.14040809

>>14040774
Nice meme, I'm just going to call all this retarded replies memes because that's what they are, memes, and fuck you.

>>14040775
He's a faggot writefag who's like a leech and sucks the lifeforce for attention, and then swims away for warmer waters. He left us for that pedophile congregating grounds, but apparently that doesn't give him enough attention, so he comes back here to shill his shit for attention. He's a traitor attention whore faggot.

>>14040776
Yes he is shitposting, he comes in here every now and then to try and convince us to leave for that other place and fuck him fuck him he ruined these threads. He shills and tries to ruin the atmosphere and derail us so he can convince us to come to his gilded "utopia"""

>>14040785
So he's a lazy attention whore who just wants attention for the sake and doesn't even want to work for it now? Assuming you're to be believed I just hate him even more for being more of a waste of life than he was before.

>>14040799
Yeah nice meme just die. How about that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:44:22 2015 No.14040810 >>14040766 No, I don't know damn well what you mean. I don't have a fucking clue what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:44:34 2015 No.14040812 File: 322 KB, 600x600, 52328856_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:45:41 2015 No.14040818 >>14040809 >Sarcasm is a meme Are you literally retarded? Or do you just not know what that word means?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:46:24 2015 No.14040820 STOP REPLYING

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:46:30 2015 No.14040821 >>14040812 I needed this. Thank you.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:46:51 2015 No.14040822

What the hell guys. I kill off a hellhound and immediately there's two stories by two authors. I'm just going to stare at my sorry attempt for a bit and go to bed.

Seriously though. Writing decent narratives is hard. I want to work on my new stuff but am nervous about posting it.

Also
>>14040809
Calling it now, this guy is totally Bromont with some Inception reverse-psychology shit. We're getting trolled, kiddos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:47:03 2015 No.14040825 >>14040635 >headpats from an oni I have no objections to this turn of events. >>14040803 As a guy who to this day doesn't know exactly what happened with bromont, /mgg/, and /monster/, can someone give me the cliff notes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:47:41 2015 No.14040827 File: 2.18 MB, 854x480, ABANDON THREAD AT MACH SPEED.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So when are you going to stop replying?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:47:48 2015 No.14040829 >>14040809 >left us for pedophile congregating grounds >the same place that would dick the daughteru, and fuck 2hus You're funny guy. I'm going to talk about bromont just to spite you now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:47:52 2015 No.14040830 >>14040809 >Some dude who probably isn't really even Bromont says "We should probably go to /monster/." >Anon says, "No, I wouldn't go there." >Poster says "Okay. Let's talk about monster girls." Boy, that's a lot of shitposting going on here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:49:51 2015 No.14040842 >>14040827 It's fun to fuck with the guy probably.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:50:07 2015 No.14040845 >>14040827 Okay. I'll stop replying. Goddamn, I'm getting a little salty at this dude's thickheadedness, though. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:50:43 2015 No.14040849 >>14040827 >>14040820 I think they are just laughing at him at this point. I mean, just look at his posts. >>14040822 Thank you! I'm writing about hellhounds thanks to you too.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:51:22 2015 No.14040854

>>14040810
Yes you do, now shut it. Shut the fuck up now.

>>14040818
Yes it is a meme because everyone uses it as a go to joke and thinks they're funny.

>>14040822
Fuck you, don't try to keep descrediting me, especially like fucking that, fuck you. You have no god damn right.

>>14040820
>>14040827
So I don't have the right to be noticed and discussed to like everyone else? The Bromont and cripplepedophile narrative is cracking, people are seeing your stupidity.

>>14040829
Different thing entirely, that place hosts real child porn pedophiles and revenge porn. Fuck you for your reactionary spite bullshit, people like you are whats holding us back.

>>14040830
It happens every fucking thread every single time and yes it gets piling up you think i don't notice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:51:48 2015 No.14040857 >>14040849 I'm aware they're just biting the bait going HAHA MAN NICE EPIC when they could be talking about on topic shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:52:06 2015 No.14040860 >>14040812 I'm glad I chose to watch Overlord. Albedo is absolutely fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:52:07 2015 No.14040861 >>14040849 >I think they are just laughing at him at this point. I mean, just look at his posts. Im well aware. Still shitting the thread to hell and back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:53:48 2015 No.14040870 File: 57 KB, 567x561, 1440788445669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gentlemen, we've passed the fucking assburger event horizon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:55:19 2015 No.14040883 >>14040849 See, this is exactly what happened when I buried the Kiki. Get off my boat! Good luck. I look forward to reading it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:55:58 2015 No.14040884 >>14040870 Well fuck it, time to go full assburger. I want a Titania onee-san with short fanned-out hair, and a high propensity to wear tight jeans and midriff showing sweaters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:56:10 2015 No.14040886 File: 151 KB, 1024x768, 1405347554218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14040854 Don't reply to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:56:19 2015 No.14040888 >>14040883 >>14040849 Whoops, Meant for

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:56:59 2015 No.14040889

That's it, I'm out. I'll be back when that cripple pedophile kike shithole isn't raiding us to make it look like Bromont and their hell being accepted is the majority opinion.

Bromont, if you're reading this, I want you to know that you are the worst human being to ever live, and I really hope everyone you know suffers painfully. I hate you so god damn much.

>>	Murloc Wed Sep 2 23:59:29 2015 No.14040905 >>14040889 Please don't come back

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:00:06 2015 No.14040908 >>14040886 When did they turn The Goonies 2 into a VN?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:00:18 2015 No.14040910 >>14040889 As they say on /jp/ Take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:01:34 2015 No.14040914 >>14040886 >>14040870 Delete the image pls, I want to post something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:01:40 2015 No.14040915 >>14040889 Stay salty, gayboy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:02:05 2015 No.14040920 >>14040854 >revenge porn >bad >not wanting 3dpd sluts to get karmic payback Feminist detected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:02:59 2015 No.14040921 >>14040884 They'd best be mom-jeans. Emphasize the ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:03:34 2015 No.14040924 >>14040920 I've passed the point where I can't even fap to 3DPD anymore. So I don't even care about 3DPD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:05:00 2015 No.14040930 I-is he gone...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:06:03 2015 No.14040933 >>14040930 I dunno... Talk about monstergirls. That'll drive him away just in case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:06:47 2015 No.14040937 >>14040933 Yetis are love

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:07:04 2015 No.14040939 >>14040914 So what then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:07:55 2015 No.14040942 >>14040939 We kill that batgirl

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:08:06 2015 No.14040944 >>14040921 With panty-lines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:08:21 2015 No.14040947 I want to be cuddled by a dragon and a wurm at the same time and have them completely wrap me up in their impervious embrace.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:08:31 2015 No.14040950
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>"A-anon-kun, I can see your belly button. How shameful. Don't you have any decency? I'll just have to make you so ashamed that you cover it up."
>the smug mantis lunges toward you and plunges her tongue into your navel, furiously licking as her hot breath puffs onto your belly
>"ufufu, such a lewd taste. I'm licking your belly button, you know, and you still don't care? W-what? You like it? You seriously enjoy me licking it? How disgusting. But......."
>"..........it tastes good," she says with an unexpected blush. "I can't believe it, but I actually like the taste. And it's small, and warm, and tight, and my tongue can't stop exploring it. I......I can't believe it, but I'm getting aroused....."
>she licks and tongues frenziedly for another minute, then stops to lick her own saliva off of your belly as she pants in aching passion. Suddenly, she pulls you down to your knees and stands up. She slowly lifts her shirt to reveal her own navel, gently undulating on her blushing belly with each heaving breath. "Now," she says with a hungry smile, "it's your turn."

There.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:09:25 2015 No.14040954 Goodnight, /mgt/. Despite all the discord, I still enjoy being here. May your yetis give warm hugs, may your succubi have hearts in their eyes, and may your jinkos chuff contentedly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:09:25 2015 No.14040955 >>14040937 I want to hug a yeti from behind so she can't hug me back!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:10:32 2015 No.14040959 >>14040955 You fool, she'll just hug your arm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:10:48 2015 No.14040962 >>14040950 Nnnngghhhh. I shouldn't want this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:10:48 2015 No.14040963 >>14040955 It doesn't work like that Anon. You can't escape the hugs

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:11:12 2015 No.14040965 >>14040954 I could go for anything that gives lots of cuddles and hugs. I'm suffering from severe cuddle deficiency. Send help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:11:28 2015 No.14040966 >>14040924 It's not about fapping, it's about them facing the consequences of their actions for once in their fucking life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:11:56 2015 No.14040968 >>14040944 You know how it's done. >no blue oni showing off her ass and panty-lines in mom jeans Why even bother to live?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:12:25 2015 No.14040970 What would your perfect monster harem consist of? Would you theme it, or would you want a bit of everything?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:12:27 2015 No.14040971 >>14040950 i don't like it mantises are not that expressive

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:12:35 2015 No.14040972 >>14040950 Why. Why do I want that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:13:06 2015 No.14040975 >>14040970 Maids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:13:07 2015 No.14040976 >>14040970 My waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:13:54 2015 No.14040979 >>14040966 Who cares, they're just 3DPD humans. Anyone who lays with a 3DPD deserves whatever they get. Remember only monsters are capable of truly loving you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:13:56 2015 No.14040980 >>14040970 I'd be ok with a little bit of everything because I have no real favorite. Although having all maids like >>14040976 would be excellent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:14:03 2015 No.14040981 Everything is peaceful now, I like it. Did the anti-Bromont guy actually manage to save the thread? Wurms are sweet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:14:06 2015 No.14040982 >>14040970 A red oni, and that's it. Harems are for faggots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:14:08 2015 No.14040983 >>14040972 I'm still daydreaming about the whipping cream. >tfw

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:15:59 2015 No.14040988 >>14040981 He pulled a Lelouch. He gets everybody to turn on him and hate him with his insane rantings about writefags, to the point where we don't care about shitposting anymore when he leaves. Truly a noble soul that we don't want or deserve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:17:19 2015 No.14040993 >>14040970 I'd want a dragon harem. Who's going to fuck with the guy that has a dragon harem? It's like the opposite of a crazy cat lady. Though I can see the appeal of being a crazy cat man with a house full of assorted catgirls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:17:45 2015 No.14040995 >>14040970 I'm not a vampire guy but if I did: >Crow Tengu >Vampire/Wight >Ghost >Amazon/Oni >Maybe an monoeye or something else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:18:05 2015 No.14040996 >>14040988 It's so crazy...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:18:30 2015 No.14040999 >>14040970 Bit of everything >grape snake >thunderbird >jinko >baphomet >manticore >mantis >mindflayer >shoggoth >demon

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:19:03 2015 No.14041002 >>14040970 Just my waifu. But, if I HAD to have a harem, then all lamia girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:20:18 2015 No.14041009 >>14040970 >Dragon >Wurm >Anubis >Kitsune Incidentally it's also the party I'd want to use on an adventure. It also nicely sums up most of my fetishes.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:21:35 2015 No.14041017

>>14040970
Fully grown, loving, and cuddly MGs like demon, yeti, ren xiongmao, troll, weresheep, gnome, maybe a titania and a mad hatter for style. Also if it's possible, make all the girls bisexual so it's all of us loving each other than a big group sharing me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:22:25 2015 No.14041019 >>14040950 >tfw no Werebat onee-san to nibble on your neck and ear

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:23:15 2015 No.14041022

>>14040970
Just one. I can barely handle one girl; to handle an entire group of them would be a fool's errand. But seeing as the typical harem protag has no control over this, then I'd be suckered into getting a bit of everything.

>Tomboy
>Deredere
>Tsundere (no choice in the matter)
>Li'l sis
>Milf
>Kuudere

Species-wise, I could care less, though I have a preference towards scales, monoeyes, and the ever loving mofu-ball.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:25:54 2015 No.14041028 >>14040970 I am a massive faggot with barely any taste or sense of reason so I would want literally all MGs so far with the exceptions of ones that permenantly fuck you over like Matango. All of them. At once. No, it's not reasonable. No, I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:26:39 2015 No.14041032 I just remembered that khepris come in an automatic harem. Are there any other monsters that come in packaged groups?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:27:02 2015 No.14041034 >>14041022 >MILF That makes me curious: anons that have the Oedipus complex (into MILFs and /ss/ pairings): Would you your own real-world mother if she underwent MGE-style monsterization?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:27:51 2015 No.14041036 >>14041034 No. No. No. No. No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:28:14 2015 No.14041038 >>14041034 No, no, fucking god no don't even put that image into my head.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:29:24 2015 No.14041041

>>14041032
(Hob)Goblins, Giant Ants, Amazons (for exhibition purposes only). Technically, having a Lamia would automatically make you the communal husband for the tribe. Also, Large Mice are the most notorious in this field; even your kids would be permitted to partake in your penis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:29:39 2015 No.14041042 >>14041034 There are many, many, MANY reasons why I'm within the right state of mind to say Ew! No thank you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:29:58 2015 No.14041046 >>14040970 Hellhound, Cheshire Cat, Kakuen, Manticore, Red Oni, Blue Oni, Slime, Vampire, Wight, Ghoul, Werecat, Kikimora, Shoggoth, And a chubby Lilim with killer thighs. I have too many waifus and it's ruining my laifu.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:30:25 2015 No.14041048

>>14041034
>Would you your own real-world mother if she underwent MGE-style monsterization?
Nope. I wouldn't even fuck my mom if she was my favorite monstergirl.

I'm not into MILF-/ss/ pairings anyway unless under certain conditions like the husbando being resurrected into a shota or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:31:12 2015 No.14041051 >>14041041 Lamias? I thought lamias were one of the more jealous species and less likely to be willing to share.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:31:32 2015 No.14041052 >>14041038 What, the image of your own monsterized mother saying, "Ara ara~" while bending over to give you a glimpse of her cleavage?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:32:01 2015 No.14041056 >>14041034 I don't have an Oedipus Complex, and I enjoy MILF and /ss/ stuff. And no, fuck no I'm not cucking my dad. He's actually a cool guy. Also I'm not attracted to my mom because SHE'S MY MOM. It'd just be weird.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:32:03 2015 No.14041057

>>14040970
4 Holstaurs. One taller and older ara ara, one same height and same age childhoodfriendy, twin shorter and younger energetic, I don't really want to say tomboy but like more active you know.
Failing that
A taller same age or older ara ara Troll, taller same age or older ara ara Holstaur, a slightly shorter same age Weresheep, and an obviously shorter slightly younger Hobgoblin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:33:35 2015 No.14041058 >>14040970 I'm torn between hellhound, manticore and yeti. Help me

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:33:45 2015 No.14041060 >>14041051 Depends on the setting. While they are notorious for their jealousy, there are settings where they are so desperate for men/offspring, they will take one Lamia's husband and force him to mate with their entire village.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:33:54 2015 No.14041061 >>14041034 Probably not. I don't really find her attractive, and even something that heavily changed her probably wouldn't help. I'd my aunt, though, if she were changed. Not even a second thought.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:34:00 2015 No.14041062 >>14041034 >into milfs Yes. >/ss/ No. >spoler Never.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:34:19 2015 No.14041063 >>14041034 I just like the idea of big girls with smaller men. For someone tall like me that means I want a giant girl.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:34:55 2015 No.14041064

so I wrote up a bunch of OC monster girl races (primarily kitsune variations) and I wonder what you guys think, so I'll throw out one and if you guys like it, I'll share the rest, if you don't, I'll bugger off.

the art is also by me, and it's not great, or probably even good.

http://pastebin.com/Fx6NRYUG

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:35:08 2015 No.14041065 >>14041041 >>14041051 >>14041060 MGE I highly doubt, unless it was an extreme scenario, there would be any sharing. EMG though yeah men are taken and fucked to death by the tribe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:35:44 2015 No.14041067 >>14040970 ALL ABOARD!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:35:51 2015 No.14041068 >>14041052 No, it risks drudging up memories of the time I had to change her shirt when she threw up on herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:37:05 2015 No.14041069 >>14041058 There is no saving you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:38:05 2015 No.14041070 >>14041058 The yeti wraps her arms around you from behind and soothes you with her soft breathing while the hellhound and manticore take turns milking you dry and slowly turn your pelis to dust

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:38:42 2015 No.14041072 >>14040947 >Wurm coiling around you >Dragon hugging you while covering all 3 of you in a wing-cocoon Yes, that does sound mighty cozy. >>14040950 Boner what're you doing...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:39:33 2015 No.14041073 What would it be like to be hugged by a yeti and a yuki-onna at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:41:21 2015 No.14041075 >>14041073 A comfortable climate controlled hug

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:41:27 2015 No.14041076 >>14041064 Silver foxes, eh? I can dig it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:43:17 2015 No.14041080 >>14041070 Great, but only if they save enough of me to cuddlefuck the yeti afterwards. so lonely

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:44:43 2015 No.14041083 >>14041064 Fat-bottomed foxgirls are always nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:44:47 2015 No.14041084 How long do most monsters live?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:44:57 2015 No.14041085 >>14040970 Anubis, Dragon, Nightmare, Gnome, Mantis, Hellhound, Ghoul, Dark Angel, Devil, and a loli Lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:45:27 2015 No.14041089 >>14041034 I like /ss/ but only because I like big girls. /ss/ with a grown man is just giant waifu, and to me that feels like a separate fetish all together. As for spoiler, fuck no.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:47:22 2015 No.14041093

>>14041084
I'd say average to slightly above average human age, of course there's the species that live much longer.
>>14041089
>/ss/ with a grown man is just giant waifu, and to me that feels like a separate fetish all together
That's because it is, /ss/ is literally straight shota, shota is the term for a little boy so if you're a grown man its not /ss/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:48:21 2015 No.14041097 >>14041084 That depends on headcannon and whether or not they have a husband

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:51:25 2015 No.14041109

>>14041084
I'd say some monsters have a natural lifespan around a human's if not longer. Other monstegirls like kitsunes and dragons and the undead can live from hundreds, maybe thousands of years. Having a husband will increase their lifespans as well do to DE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:52:00 2015 No.14041110 >>14041084 As long as they want. They seriously can. Not even taking into account liches resurrecting shit or becoming undead types, there is also the Grey Lament mushroom which grants clinical immortality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:52:04 2015 No.14041111 >>14041093 That was supposed to be taken in context with the size ratio, not the aspect of the shota being a child , which is something I almost never consider anyway, as I'm in it for the big dommy girls, and nothing else, really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:57:15 2015 No.14041128 I want to kill a loli oni's entire family with nothing more than a pair of drumsticks, and then poke out one of her eyes instead of killing her like I should have!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:03:57 2015 No.14041143 >>14041128 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:04:59 2015 No.14041144 >>14041128 But why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:05:34 2015 No.14041146 >>14041128 I'm sensing some anger, Anonymous. Tell me about your childhood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:05:42 2015 No.14041147 >>14041128 You want to turn her into Baiken?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:07:12 2015 No.14041152 >>14041144 So that when I'm a retired old demon hunter and she's a one eyed adult oni bent on revenge we'll inevitably meet up later and finish the fight as equals!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:07:52 2015 No.14041153 >>14041128 You mean like the sticks you hit drums with?

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:08:03 2015 No.14041154

I'm sure this has already been said a few times (a lot) but with the world going to shit, wouldn't it be great if MG's were real?

Minus the rape, possible extinction, and forcible corruption of women.

Imagine if everyone was semi-forcibly husbando'd by loving, sex-hungry waifus. Society goes on but everyone's happy and cuddlefucking their wives. Perhaps this would be a less shitty place.

It's one of the reasons I don't get the hard-on for the dystopia setting. What's the point of a fantasy if everything is just as terrible there?

This is why I should really stop watching the news.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:09:58 2015 No.14041159 >>14041154 What, did you see something on the news just now that made you reflect on this? TPP or Trump or so forth?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:10:16 2015 No.14041160 >>14041154 The world is doing fine. But what about you as a person? Your hopes and dreams are all dead or dying. This includes your waifu. So it is for me at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:10:28 2015 No.14041161 >>14041154 >Perhaps this would be a less shitty place. At least after all those human women enter protected species status and stop going on anti-monster jihads. Give it a few decades.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:12:38 2015 No.14041168

>>14041154
Eh, it's fun to write the occasional depressing or fucked up thing, just as it is to write something cute or funny. Maybe it isn't enjoyable in quite the same ways, but still, variation in the content and mood of the stories you read/watch/play/write is nice.

That said, I normally read and write dark/sad stories rather than more lighthearted ones.
They get people thinking and talking, so that's also fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:12:54 2015 No.14041170 >>14041159 >TPP But anon, the best is yet to come

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:15:47 2015 No.14041179

>>14041154
>It's one of the reasons I don't get the hard-on for the dystopia setting. What's the point of a fantasy if everything is just as terrible there?

It can be interesting if it's done right, but it's just really annoying when it's just page after page of "look how evil and awful the monsters are and how dark and depressing everything is. Aren't I deep?"

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:25:11 2015 No.14041206

>>14041159
>>14041160
>>14041161
It's not so much that's it's going to shit so much that in a way it always has been. I wouldn't call myself a misanthrope but the reality there really hasn't been a "peaceful" time for our species.

More than that, it's the feeling that with all of our progress it's the little guys that suffer without any power to change it.

It's hilarious because KC included so many interesting points in the lore. The "corruption" could be great for humanity. Better sex, a deeper bond with our wife, less desire to cause harm, etc. Minus the mind breaking shit, it would solve so many problems.

All they ask is that you fuck and love them.

It's middle east this, refugee that, and politics. I seriously wish I that I could take all the people who genuinely care and throw them at lonely, loving MGs, or just throw them all here and hope cuddles and great sex can fix all of our problems.

But yeah. Wishful thinking and all that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:35:07 2015 No.14041221 When's more semi-incubized veteran?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:45:40 2015 No.14041243 >>14041154 >possible extinction Extinction has always been a part a part of evolution, but that doesn't make evolution a tragic event, but in fact a very joyous one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3OZz-vgAjY&ab_channel=TerraqueousOnkos

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:49:22 2015 No.14041247

Consider the following: regular joe wins the motherfucking lottery and uses the money to buy a mansion, hires a bunch of Kikis and Shoggoths and begins to lead a life of depravity.
Or so he would, but it turns out he bought the mansion right next door to a classy Wight and he falls in love with her. Dun-dun-duuun!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:51:10 2015 No.14041253 >>14041247 When do the shoggoths invite their mindflayer friend over to mindbreak the wight into a high class maid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:51:39 2015 No.14041255 One thread left until we die, awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:52:07 2015 No.14041256 >>14041247 Sounds like he lucked out then. I like them individually, but I'm not so sure how it would be with a bunch of each living with him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:52:13 2015 No.14041257 >>14041253 When you write it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:53:32 2015 No.14041262 >>14041247 I'd rather just watch more Laiz. Or hell, even Cryptz, because then we'd get Vampires and Wights acting like they've got street cred.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:56:03 2015 No.14041268 >>14039868 I want to share drinks with a fairy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:56:44 2015 No.14041271 >>14041262 Look, if you've got a fountain full of blood in your front yard you don't NEED street cred.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:58:10 2015 No.14041274 >>14041271 You do when everybody has seen you get drunk off your ass and fall into the damn fountain in nothing but a licorice thong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:59:15 2015 No.14041276 >>14041274 Someone spiked that pasta with garlic! It wasn't her fault!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:59:33 2015 No.14041277 >>14041243 This. I for one would embrace incubization. Being human is overrated.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:05:21 2015 No.14041288

>>14041243
>>14041277
>Neanderthals [Homo Sapiens] bitch and whine right up till the day Incubi/Monsters overtake them as the dominant species
>Nothing actually changes in the scope of overall society

I'm with you as far as Transhumanism goes, I just feel like being pessimistic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:06:16 2015 No.14041291 >>14041288 Why? The future will be better tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:08:39 2015 No.14041297 >>14038662 >>14038886 A shota kidnapper! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cts-jXlULEI

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:09:44 2015 No.14041301 >>14041297 David Bowie please, I just got rekt by The Man Who Sold the World.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:11:24 2015 No.14041308 >>14041301 Dance magic dance! Dance magic dance!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:11:41 2015 No.14041309 >>14041288 It's not like transhumanism is hard in MGE. Just fuck the nearest slut-monster enough times and you're good to go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:19:41 2015 No.14041340 >>14041309 I'm no slut. Besides, most monsters don't give off enough energy for rapid incubization.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:24:55 2015 No.14041356 FAIRY GOD PARENTS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:25:40 2015 No.14041358 the one "new guy" i cant find is this "beast" fellow. paste bin search only comes up as nonsense,and i cant see if he posted in the last archive due to network restraints.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:27:53 2015 No.14041359 >>14041356 I want to go an an adventure sponsored by my fairy godmother!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:28:02 2015 No.14041360 >>14041356 School already started Crocker, get back to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:29:34 2015 No.14041363 Who would human women react to having to compete with monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:30:44 2015 No.14041365 >>14041358 http://pastebin.com/u/Iron-beast 4u

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:30:44 2015 No.14041366 >>14041360 I'M TELLING YOU THEY'RE REAL! FAIRY WOMAN WITH AMAZING TITS AND ROUND ASSES! THEY EXIST! I'M NOT CRAZY!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:30:53 2015 No.14041368 >>14041363 >Who Eh?

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:31:16 2015 No.14041370

>>14041363
Some would insist, perhaps a bit too desperately, on somewhat logical measures for restricting interactions between species.

Others still would be fascinated by it, and hop on the Transhumanist train and seek out MGs to transform themselves into their desired kind of woman.

And then many SJW-types would just go on tumblr to complain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:33:50 2015 No.14041378 >>14041370 They'd go full SJW alright. >The patriarchy is making these poor women think that they're nothing but sex objects! >I like sex! Sex is fun! >No can't you see that's the patriarchy? >You're dumb! Wurm smash!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:34:07 2015 No.14041379 >>14041363 Hopefully by not being so shit. And monsterizing themselves.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:34:23 2015 No.14041381

>>14041363
Some might be friends with them or work with them. Others would want to become monstergirls themselves, for obvious reasons. Then there would be the women that would hate having competition and would shriek and moan trying to get rid of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:37:02 2015 No.14041388 >>14041381 Sounds about right, I just wonder how the propostions would look. Life would be good so long as there were only a small number of screamers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:39:26 2015 No.14041394 >>14041378 How would monsters react to full retard feminists/sjws?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:39:57 2015 No.14041396 >>14041394 Reread that last line. There's your answer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:40:15 2015 No.14041398 >>14041277 >Increased sex drive is transhumanism kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:41:01 2015 No.14041400 >>14041396 I mean in general. Wurms are a bad choice when it comes to intellectual matters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:42:02 2015 No.14041403 Good night Anons. Take care and don't let that red dragon burn down the thread. She's been feeling awfully grumpy lately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:42:14 2015 No.14041405 >>14041398 It's more then just increased sex drive. It's also increased stamina and extends the lifespan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:42:23 2015 No.14041407 >>14041400 I think the general response would be much the same. Minus the "Smash" bit. Bemused chuckling at the women deluding themselves into thinking that their desire to be sexual entities is entirely out of their hands and not their own choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:43:08 2015 No.14041409 >>14041398 Then there's the longer and healthier life, small perks like resisting cold weather based on who you married, among other things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:44:44 2015 No.14041411 >>14041400 Probably by ramping up their affections towards men. >"Oh you poor thing, you had to live with these, eugh, creatures for so long, but it's okay now, I'm here and I'll never let you experience such ingratitude ever again."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:46:28 2015 No.14041413 >>14041405 >>14041409 It's just not really worth calling "transhumanism" I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but lets be honest, it's just human with benefits. Unless you dig the whole "live on sex" idea, it's just business as usual.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:47:54 2015 No.14041416

>>14041400
Be shocked at how entitled they are. I mean, there's plenty of men and they can just go out and get one without having to rape him! So they would be surprise at how bitchy they can be as well as why women would want to stop monsters from getting men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:48:03 2015 No.14041417 >>14041365 thank you wait, if he's called iron beast, why is everyone calling him just beast?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:48:32 2015 No.14041418 >>14041411 >"Honey, did you really need ANOTHER excuse to spend a week straight fucking me?" >"Not really."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:48:50 2015 No.14041419 >>14041417 Why do people call someone by their first or last name rather than both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:49:22 2015 No.14041420 >>14041409 Also in the MGE-style can run off of sex indefinitely type monster girls case, it could cause massive shifts in intensive agriculture and all connected industries depending on the number of transformed.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:50:57 2015 No.14041427

>>14041420
Except that in the case of near-pure Succubi types, that's generally a "Worst Case Scenario" if they weren't able to keep up a supply of regular food for one reason or another, so I don't think it would have much of an effect on agriculture industries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:52:52 2015 No.14041434 What if there was some huge environmental catastrophe and humans had to become refugees seeking shelter in the land of the Elves?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:54:09 2015 No.14041438 >>14041363 Imported Demon Realm Fruits. The beauty of monster girls without the abandonment of their humanity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:54:18 2015 No.14041439 >>14041434 The elves would make us come to them on a boat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:54:28 2015 No.14041441 >>14041434 Can I live in the disaster zone instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:54:57 2015 No.14041443 >>14041439 It works on several levels. >>14041441 No Stalker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:55:13 2015 No.14041444 >>14041438 But those almost inevitably transform those who eat them into Succubi, if not the same kind of MG as the farmer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:55:42 2015 No.14041446 >>14041434 SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS, YOU FILTHY GREYSKIN WE DON'T WANT YOUR ASH-RIDDEN WASTELAND OF A HOMELAND

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:56:14 2015 No.14041447 >>14041438 >The beauty of monster girls without the abandonment of their humanity. I hope whoever used that slogan to describe fruits grown in a place teeming with magic sex radiation got sued.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:57:04 2015 No.14041449 >>14041443 But living in a ruined landscape killing bandits and mutants while eating cans of beans would be much more enjoyable then having to deal with elves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:57:10 2015 No.14041450 >>14041434 >"Look sister, it's one of those short-lived round-ears. How pitiful!~" >"Now now sister, they cannot help their station as lesser beings, no need to belittle them further." The only thing they will rape is my pride.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:57:11 2015 No.14041451 >>14041434 A better question is how many people would rather attempt to survive a yellowstone tier event instead of getting involved with knife ears. My guess is at least 5.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:57:42 2015 No.14041453 >>14041446 Skyrim is a part of the empire, rebel scum. Ulfric will only ever be a footnote in the Dragonborn's page in the history books. >>14041449 LITTLE BILLY YOU COME GREET YOUR NEW ELF AUNT RIGHT NOW!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:57:56 2015 No.14041454 >>14041443 I'm going to be a stalker in the disaster zone and no one can stop me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:59:10 2015 No.14041456 >>14041453 I'm going to be shot by bandits and used as their sex slave, an you elves won't get one peace of it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 03:00:26 2015 No.14041459 >>14041450 They're just asking for a suplexing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 03:00:37 2015 No.14041461 >>14041450 >The only thing they will rape is my pride. http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1382/79/1382793066469.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 03:00:59 2015 No.14041463 >>14041427 Except that's wrong and the "Worst Case Scenario" is when they have tolive off of a supply of regular food.

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