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Lord of the flies edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>> No.14206133

First for cute loli snakes!

>> No.14206138 [SPOILER] 
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Second for don't open it.

>> No.14206143

>>14206133
Good man.

>> No.14206145

>>14206127
Her extended torso and lack of hips make her design rather unappealing.

>> No.14206149

>>14206138
Good going anon, you done let their scent out. maussniffer is going to be all over those poor little girls in a matter of seconds.

>> No.14206153

>>14206138
I opened it and I love it!

>> No.14206160 [SPOILER] 
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>>14206149
I want to turn those mauses into dead mauses.
By giving them cute little helmets and teaching them how to make house music.

>> No.14206162

>>14206160
Really.jpg

>> No.14206163
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14206163

Not first for blood filled boobs.

>> No.14206164

>>14206160
mediocre.

>> No.14206171

>>14206163
>Kloah
Nah man, there's milk in those Vampiric udders.

>> No.14206173

>>14206162
>>14206164
I'll also teach them how to hate modern EDM and antagonize other artists. I can't wait to see their twitter feuds with that new up-and-coming Gandharva who's been blowing up the charts.

>> No.14206177

>>14206133
Cute white loli snakes.

Quicksilver, please!

>> No.14206179
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>>14206163
Vampires a best.

>> No.14206180
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14206180

don't forget to treat your waifu to dessert

>>14206160
>loops and shit
no, don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87xx5pzHDlY

>> No.14206185

>>14206163
I want to put milk in that vampire.

>> No.14206186
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>>14206179
A fetish I can't quite explain. Except for the /ss/, I knew I had that one.

>> No.14206191

>>14206177
Tomorrow, unless I take some magical nap that gets me pumped to write at like 3 am. But then that would be tomorrow too.

>> No.14206197

>>14206163
I want to send my vampsquito daughterus to trick-or-treat at the vampire's mansion on halloween!

>> No.14206202
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>>14206180
That must be some fucking delicious ice cream.

>> No.14206209

>>14206191
Neat. Looking forward to seeing who'll be the one to molest the other.

>> No.14206210

>>14206191
Don't give up!

Don't you give up!

Why would you stop writing there!? Just go for a little bit longer!

No! Stop! Listen to me! Don't give up!

Think of all the anons being denied their smut!

You can pull through! If a shithead like me can go out at four in the morning to jog for six and a half kilometers, then you can do something as simple as pound out a sexy piece of writing!

You WILL pull through! And that's why you should...

「𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓!」

>> No.14206214
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14206214

Best Girl.

>> No.14206217

>>14206214
Worst maid.

>> No.14206219

>>14206210
Christ anon, you make it sound like I said I was going away forever.

>> No.14206220

>>14206214
Best maid.

>> No.14206221

>>14206217
Telling lies.

>> No.14206223

I need a pumpkin pie. Which MG do I call?

>> No.14206226

>>14206221
Shoggoths are much better.

>> No.14206227

>>14206217
>having turds for eyes

>> No.14206228
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14206228

trying some stuff out and paying more attention to line economy and gonna study crabs soon for a cancer sketch

>> No.14206229
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14206229

Big Thighs, Hips, and Ass are the best

Yes or No?

>> No.14206231

>>14206223
Troll. One of them would make you a pants creamingly delicious pumpkin pie.
And then help you clean up said pants.

>> No.14206232

>>14206223
Pumpkinmetz.

>> No.14206233

>>14206223
Troll. She seems like she is good at cooking, of all sorts.

>> No.14206234

>>14206226
I don't really care for hot opinions, maybe the next anon will can help you.

>> No.14206235
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14206235

>You just freed a Gargoyle girl from her stony prison
>Also she has really, really nice abs

What do?

>> No.14206236

>>14206214
We should fund monster girl cagefights. Shoggchan would wreck your shit.

>> No.14206238

>>14206214
>Best
Haha, no.

>> No.14206239

>>14206235
What I came here to do.

>> No.14206241

>>14206235
Clean them.

>> No.14206243

>>14206125
>some anons sperging over the fact Ares is a woman in this setting.
It doesn't trigger me, but it's kind of bugging in a sense. In a setting where dogs, plants, the elements and even gods are horny girls, it's a little boring.

Feels like human men are more like prey, like cattle surrounded by predators. Even if there are monstergirls or gods who're friendly to humans, in the end you just know that deep down, they just want dicks because they're female, and it's MGE.

Not having a powerful male entity or god who's on par with all the strong female warriors and gods to relate to and strive to be makes it feel like human males are weak, easy targets. Like they're just there to be hunted by monstergirls like a cornered rats because they don't have any role model to look up to.

I'd be kinda disappointed if the Chief God turned out to be a girl too.

>> No.14206245

>>14206228
The face on the Jubjub(?) is really derpy, but looks promising otherwise. Keep up the good work.

>> No.14206247

>>14206235
Be in a TV series written by Greg Weisman I hope

>> No.14206249

>>14206228
I will never understand how Chesires fit their paws into those Heels

Damn faggot cats and their faggot magic.

>> No.14206251

>>14206243
...Should I tell him?

>> No.14206252

>>14206251
He'll find out eventually.

>> No.14206254

>>14206243
>being a scrub

The chief god is female numbnuts.

>> No.14206257
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>>14206243
>I'd be kinda disappointed if the Chief God turned out to be a girl too
Oh my.

>> No.14206259

>>14206245
thanks, and good lookin out mang, i appreciate it

>> No.14206261

>>14206228
Nice lamia you got there, buddy.
The other girls are cute too.

>> No.14206262
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14206262

>>14206243
>I'd be kinda disappointed if the Chief God turned out to be a girl too.

>> No.14206264

>>14206251
>>14206252

I know it's a porn setting for self-inserting, but still, it feels kinda empty. I mean fuck, what's all the damn lore for if it's just for beating the bishop?

>>14206254
>>14206257
Huh. Oh well...

>> No.14206265

>>14206254
>>14206257
To be fair, the original wasn't, but he decided to fuck off and leave an understudy at the helm.

>> No.14206272
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14206272

>>14206235

>Dark Elf
>With really, really nice abs

>> No.14206273

>>14206238
>loves you
>subservient
>will tend to you hand and foot
>will help you be the best you can be
>all the maid play
>wouldn't even mind being your mistress
Yes, best.

>> No.14206274

>>14206138
meeces! time to get a big block of cheese!
Chubby Meeces for cuddling!

>> No.14206276

>>14206264
>I mean fuck, what's all the damn lore for if it's just for beating the bishop?
Kindle for the imagination. A clutch to help kick start your very own MGE fantasies.

>> No.14206278

>>14206273
I don't like subs though

>> No.14206283

>>14206273
Those are subjective and/or not unique. Try again.

>> No.14206284

>>14206229
I like that pic.

>> No.14206285

>>14206243
>human males are weak, easy targets.
because they are

>> No.14206287

>>14206243
Men can reach godhood, you just have to be really good at grinding or fucking.

>> No.14206288
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...Monster ...Girl?

>> No.14206289

>>14206186
I hope Kloah takes a break from shipstrumpets, and actually uses his Vampire designs for stuff.

>> No.14206290

>>14206284
I like you anon.

>> No.14206291

>>14206288
I bet this was on the history channel.

>> No.14206292

>>14206278
Your loss.

>>14206283
Excuse me?

>> No.14206293

>>14206231
Eh, I can do my own laundry.

>> No.14206294

>>14206290
Y-you too anon.

>> No.14206296

>>14206291
Nah, that's a recording of something actually visible.

>> No.14206297

>>14206288
She's cute.

>> No.14206298

>>14206287
can't I just do pushups situps and run every day instead?

>> No.14206301

>>14206288
Is that... a Wendigo?
awawawawawa?

>> No.14206305

>>14206298
Possibly.

>> No.14206308

>>14206243
>I'd be kinda disappointed if the Chief God turned out to be a girl too.
Hahahaha.

>> No.14206310

x is best girl

>> No.14206311

>>14206288
I'd do it
I'd be scared as fuck and shitting out my heart, but my boner will remain.

>> No.14206312

>>14206288
It looks a bit like a 3d model.
But it could be real.
I'd probably fuck it.

>> No.14206314

>>14206288
Does she appear enough on the film.

>> No.14206315

>>14206228
ty for the Jubjub love.

>> No.14206318

>>14206285
Talk for yourself anon.

>> No.14206319
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14206319

Come to bed, dear~

>> No.14206326

>>14206310
The obnoxious Kiki fag is ahead of you on that one.

>> No.14206327

>>14206319
I can't write from there. Also there's not enough room.

>> No.14206328

Guys, are you sending those applications? Remember that is in our hands to make of this a better place! When I'm a mod I will permaban .less forever.

https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp

>> No.14206329

>>14206108
Not so much new as knowing who and who isn't hated as far as writers go?

>> No.14206330

>>14206319
Not until all of Britannia is mine!

>> No.14206331

>>14206328
>spoiler
You have my vote

>> No.14206332

>>14206328
Don't they make you send in your personal information, like names and shit? Why the hell would I do that just to do it for free?

>> No.14206333

>>14206319
Who and what the hell are you?

>> No.14206335

How come they are called Alraune instead of Mandrakes?
Is it because they are upside down so the body is in the petals instead of the roots?

>> No.14206340

>>14206328
>making the dataminer's job even easier
For free, even!

>> No.14206341

>>14206328
ill be honest,
these day on 4chan I only go to three threads...

>> No.14206342

>>14206328
I'm not going to vote for you unless you gas the tanukis.

>> No.14206345

>>14206310
implying y isnt best girl
get out of here with your shit taste

>> No.14206348

>>14206335
...yes?

>> No.14206349

>>14206276
Why not just make up my own setting then which has more involved than just getting raped?

>> No.14206351

>>14206335
Because Mandrakes are a completely different girl.
Mandragora, remember?

>> No.14206356

>>14206349
And who's preventing you from doing just that, doofus?

>> No.14206358

>>14206349
Hi /mgg/ won't let me enjoy maledom kun.

>> No.14206366

>>14206228
>>14206229
>That Chesire thigh
>That Jabberwock thigh
And I know you have that pharaoh one out there somewhere. You're good at these man.

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>>14206351
>A cross-breed with the upper body of a Mandragora and the lower body of an Alraune

>> No.14206377

>>14206358
>>>/vg/118663517

>> No.14206379

>tfw you have ideas
>tfw you are just feeling lazy and don't want to write

>> No.14206380
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14206380

uh oh

waifu wants to suck mustard off your weiner while you eat some other condiment from her vagina

what do?

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>>14206214

>> No.14206383

>>14206349
An author established setting provides a common frame of reference.

Nothing stopping you from doing your own thing.

>> No.14206384

>>14206367
Congratulations, you've created a flat Alraune whose screams drives men to rape.

>> No.14206385

>>14206380
Divorce her.

>> No.14206387

>>14206380
Get the pancake syrup.

>> No.14206388

>>14206380
Tell her that ketchup is likely to give her a yeast infection, and I don't want mustard anywhere near my dick.

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>>14206379
>tfw you have ideas
>tfw you are writing
moping about it isn't going to change shit, anon. WRITE A SENTENCE DOWN.

>> No.14206391

>>14206379
Then why did you make that post it makes you exactly like every other anon here.

>> No.14206393

>>14206380
Obey. She wouldn't have been my waifu if I could do otherwise.

>> No.14206394

>>14206384
He created a flower.

>> No.14206398
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14206398

>>14206367
Hello there.

>> No.14206399

>>14206264
>Huh. Oh well...
If it makes you feel any better, it's a transient position. The original Chief God, creator of all things, was a male. But he retired, and a comparatively inexperienced Goddess took up the role.

>> No.14206400

>>14206356
the monster under my bed.

>> No.14206402

>>14206319
I need another pillow bitch.

>> No.14206404

>>14206390
Nah. It's not that I don't want to, I am just honest to god tired from college. I'm just foggy you know?

>> No.14206405

>you will never rape a mandragora and listen to her scream

>> No.14206406

>>14206393
Beta as fuck.

>> No.14206408

>>14206379
>That feel when no ideas and no desire write
I feel empty. Maybe I summon a leanan sidhe to help me out. Just need to travel to somewhere were the barriers between universes are thin, right?

>> No.14206411

>>14206288
How much more mainstream can MGs go?

>> No.14206412

>>14206380
she better like Frank's Red Hot and/or Tabasco

>> No.14206416

>>14206405
That would be extremely painful

>> No.14206417

>>14206408
>wanting to go insane

>>14206398
He created a flower. That's the joke.

>> No.14206418

>>14206408
>berries
Hue

>> No.14206421

>>14206138
Fine, but I'm still going to sniff them through the air holes

>> No.14206428

>>14206411
When the news mentions them and they become popular on Facebook.

>> No.14206432

>>14206417
Bonding to one that makes you exceed your native potential in exchange for early death and loss of interest in humanity is something that ancients have been doing since the wee folk were common.

>> No.14206434

>>14206412
Ow.

>> No.14206440
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>>14206412

>tabasco
>TABASCO

motherfucker no

>> No.14206442

>>14206291
It's from a movie, forget the name.
2 dudes find a girl with a cow tail, some people try to kill/capture her, they protect her, those fucked up things appear and fuck shit up, then let them leave unmolested as thanks for helping the girl.

>> No.14206450
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>>14206434
>>14206412

>> No.14206452

>>14206412
I've never had Tabasco.
But then again cayenne pepper is my spice of choice.

>> No.14206457

>>14206442
Thale.

>> No.14206460

>back at fast food joint
>pocket anubis and tanuki are once again having a knock down drag out fight over what to get
>atleast the cashier is amused
>my pocket hotel cleaning squad has escaped my suitcase(they keep calling it motherbase ) and are apparently making the most of the incident by taking bets from the crowds
>well all but the leader,she's taken to running and diving into cover at random..least I think that's what she's doing, she could be tripping on the hem of her camo maid outfit with matching eyepatch...
>atleast she isn't trying to Fulton cleaning supplies anymore
>pocket kiki is behaving atleast
She's definitely getting a Sunday this time while I lecture the rest again..
>still better than the last trip to the grocery store

>> No.14206464

>>14206411
When monster girls come to the West as well and not being an exception.

>> No.14206468

>>14206442
>>14206457
Kinda want to watch that now.

>> No.14206478 [SPOILER] 
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14206478

There are people who wouldn't impregnate a centaur's breast pussy.

>> No.14206481

>>14206235
Rub those abs. I don't even care I she tears me apart for it.

>> No.14206482

>>14206468
It's on Netflix

>> No.14206501
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14206501

What are you going to ask Yeti Claus for? You have been good this year, right?

>> No.14206504

>>14206478
It is technically still the pussy of a horse.

>>14206501
Motivation, hard drugs, or a way out. I'm not picky.

>> No.14206508

>>14206501
Become real.

>> No.14206512

>>14206501
To give me a quick and merciful death.

>> No.14206513

>>14206501
I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. Then she's budy searching for it, I'd make my escape. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary.

>> No.14206514

>>14206501
I'm going to ask her for a monster girl that will love me.

I don't care if it's something like an alp, I just want a monster girl that loves me and will be there for me at the end of the day.

But since she isn't real that won't happen.

>> No.14206516

>>14206501
Her paw in marriage.

>> No.14206517
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>>14206243
>Feels like human men are more like prey, like cattle surrounded by predators.
> Even if there are monstergirls or gods who're friendly to humans, in the end you just know that deep down, they just want dicks because they're female, and it's MGE.

>> No.14206521
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>>14206379
How about when you have an idea but don't know how you'd start or end it?

I wan to write a story about some guy finally returning from the war after about five years after its end, practically dragged back to civilization by old friends who've all already settling down with husbands and wives living full, healthy lives.

He and they were all a part of the legendary mercenary band who saved the world, and he has spent the last half decade trying to search for their Commander (his best friend) who disappeared in the final battle. So he's welcomed back with open arms by everyone, sees friends again, yet suffers from some minor PTSD and powerful fear that he failed to save the only person who ever truly believed in him.

So I'd want to build a definite contrast between someone fighting and failing to stoke that call to abandon this new life, and he part within that wishes to finally settle down and forget the war.

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>>14206514

>> No.14206523

>>14206501
For monstergirls to be real. Or another bookshelf.

>> No.14206524

>>14206514
I could be your Alp anon

>> No.14206526

>>14206501
A pile of alps. I don't know if I've been good though...

>> No.14206531

>>14206517
I know, right.

>> No.14206532

>>14206514
>something like an alp
Anon woke up Christmas morning to find that he himself had become the alp. Always be specific when making wishes.

>> No.14206535

>>14206526
Why exactly do you want a pile of Alps?

>> No.14206536

>>14206535
He's gay.

>> No.14206541

>>14206535
Not him but Alp cuddle piles are nice and comfy.

>> No.14206542

>>14206535
I would think alps are the equivalent to getting coal. Or you know, what that other anon said.

>> No.14206545

>>14206535
He could sell them and make a small fortune.

>> No.14206546

>>14206535
he's
taking one for the team
for every alp in the pile, there's one less that
someone else has to deal with

>> No.14206548

>>14206521
Plan it out, write a bit and see if you like it, come back to it when stumped. Rewrite. Research.

>> No.14206550

>>14206541
They're better when you add in a bunch of cakes and sweets until their nice and soft.

>> No.14206552

>>14206546
Damn it Kirk, type normally
No one speaks how you do

>> No.14206553

What monster girl would make the best pizza?

If your answer is Dragon you suck dick.

>> No.14206556

>>14206542
>not being good
>still getting a pile of succubutts

Not seeing the drawbacks.

>> No.14206557

>>14206553
Salamanders

>> No.14206558

>>14206542
>I would think alps are the equivalent to getting coal

Funny and true.

>> No.14206560

>>14206553
Alps!

>> No.14206561

>>14206552
Fuck you! Now I've read it in Shatner's voice.

>> No.14206563

>>14206553
Hellhound.

>> No.14206565

>>14206556
>pile of male succubi

No thanks.

>> No.14206566

>>14206521
What does this have to do with monster girls.

>> No.14206567

>>14206565
>male succubi

>> No.14206570

>>14206566
Tons of monster girl waifus to help him forget, obviously.

>> No.14206571
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14206571

>>14206553
A fast-talking Italian Lamia.

>> No.14206572

>>14206563
Hellhounds would make terrible pizza. Hell they would make terrible food in general.

>> No.14206575

>>14206563
I feel like Hellhounds would make better Barbecue than they would Pizza.

>> No.14206576

>>14206553
Italian Scylla.
HOLY FUCK CAPTCHA THOSE ARE BAGELS NOT DOUGHNUTS

>> No.14206579

>>14206567
If that little faggot Selim can be one, I don't see how alps aren't the same damn thing.

>> No.14206581

>>14206504
Yeti Claus leaves you with a photo of her and Shia LaBeouf side by side doing the DO IT pose

>>14206508
She leaves a small gift box under your tree, inside is one of her personal blue scarves and a note saying "Maybe someday". You feel unusually warmer when you wear the scarf

>>14206512
She drops a small basket at your front door, inside is a baby Ushi Oni wrapped in a blanket, you will either raise this Ushi daughteru and become happy or the Ushi will kill you when she's older

>>14206513
Yeti Claus delivers a new experimental bug killer, on her way out she takes a Dale's Dead Bug hat to wear

>>14206514
She delivers a small present with a DVD, the disc contains her own custom MGQ variant where all routes lead to Yeti love

>>14206516
Yeti Claus gives you a big hug while you're sleeping, you wake up wondering where white fur shed came from

>>14206523
Yeti Claus silently sneaks in a bookshelf containing several of her favorite doujins and Yeti figurines

>>14206526
She leaves a small scribbled note on your chest that says "das gay" and eats all of your cookies

>> No.14206584

>>14206579
Ah, so you're retarded. Should have said so from the start.

>> No.14206585

>>14206575
Oh shit that would be nice.

>> No.14206587

>>14206581
>She delivers a small present with a DVD, the disc contains her own custom MGQ variant where all routes lead to Yeti love

Well I'm killing myself.

>> No.14206589

>>14206587
Do it already or stop posting.

>> No.14206594

>>14206581
I liked it better when Santa didn't exist.

>> No.14206595

>>14206581
>her favorite doujins
What's her taste like?

>> No.14206596

>>14206581
>Yeti Claus gives you a big hug while you're sleeping, you wake up wondering where white fur shed came from
That's not exactly what I wanted.

>> No.14206602

>>14206595

>Bob "The Beast" Sapp

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>>14206584
>likes alps
>calling anyone else retarded

>> No.14206609

>>14206581
Yeti Claus sucks.

>> No.14206610

>>14206581
Return to your home, please:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitch_Mountain

>> No.14206614

>>14206596
She's already married to Mr. Claus, it was never meant to be

You find a gift containing a weekend pass to a ski resort, Yeti Claus just happens to choose the mountain with the highest population of Yeti skiers and snowboarders and advises you to "act cold"

>> No.14206617

>>14206584
You seem to have a high opinion of yourself, Alpfag.

>> No.14206619

>>14206602
I don't follow.

>> No.14206624

>>14206614
I don't even know how to ski anyway so I'll probably fall in the snow right away.

>> No.14206625

>>14206619
Bob Sapp's mahogany man molasses in fluff tunnel

>> No.14206628

>>14206624
Exactly.

>> No.14206629

>>14206584
>he/she lover looking down on anyone

Am I on Tumblr?

>> No.14206633

>>14206624
>stay on the bunny slopes with the Wendigos and Yeti kids
>fall down
>Wendigo ski patrol sounds the siren to save you
>the falls aren't even that bad but the Wendigos come every time to help you up

>> No.14206634

>>14206571
It takes a special kind of person to be a delivery man in MGC.

I hope there's hazard pay.

>> No.14206635

http://pastebin.com/R0T2DQPJ
I made a paste of that demon daki greentext from last thread. I hope it get continued.

>> No.14206637

What kind of look would a yandere MG have on her face when she sees you (the man she loves most) eating some food she made (which she put her blood into) for the first time?

>> No.14206640

>>14206635
I hope so. Whatever happened to apophis boss anyway?

>> No.14206642

>>14206635
>that Dragon baker thing from many threads ago will never be continued because that writefag kept getting sick

>> No.14206645

>>14206637
Heart shaped eyes?

>> No.14206646

>>14206629
Of courshe. This is alp general.

>> No.14206651

>>14206633
>"Sir! Sir! Slow down! You're going to fast! Wait for me!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf3p0WGS5mc

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>>14206637

>> No.14206653

>>14206637
A look of shock as she sees a hole in her chest and her blood spraying out of her body at an alarming speed.

>> No.14206658

>>14206653
How can I filter your comments? Seriously, they are so cringe.

>> No.14206659

>>14206653
Calm that edge son.

>> No.14206671

>>14206501
Santa is a fat Elf Milf thank you very much.

>> No.14206674

>>14206581
EE SAMA did it better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGbUhM7sJYY

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>All these people betting on Yeti Claus.

Krampus is the one you should be bargaining with! Maybe get her to overlook that time you rode on a train without paying your fare?

>> No.14206691

>>14206553
I prefer to say I suck tail-tip.

>> No.14206693

>>14206674
Why does EE have such a punchable face?

>> No.14206707

>>14206288
Yeah I'd fuck that

>> No.14206709

>>14206653
It wasn't even her menstrual blood.

>> No.14206716

>>14206688
I'm not a masochist; I'll pass.

>> No.14206723

>>14206501
I honestly can't think of anything

>> No.14206736

Houri casting a spell directly on your prostate so you can cum much more and cumflate her. Yes, her finger goes in for an instant.
y/n?

>> No.14206738

>>14206736
FUCK. OFF.

>> No.14206743

>>14206736
n

Not my thing. I'd rather just drink a potion of greater discharge.

>> No.14206745
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14206745

REMOVE KNIFE EAR remove knife ear

>> No.14206751

>>14206736
Finger? Why even bother. Just go for the whole potato. Go big or go home right?

>> No.14206753

>>14206736
Nah, that sounds like a spell I can learn on my own.
One I can start stacking

>> No.14206754

>>14206736
>>>/gfd/
And stay out.

>> No.14206757
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14206757

I want to marry Siren from ARR!!!

>> No.14206762
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>>14206745
>you will never sire daughterus with a P'Orc and an Elf

>> No.14206767

>>14206762
I hope you keep them separated. God knows what the elf would do to the P'orc when you aren't watching.

>> No.14206769

>>14206767
I want to mix an elf and a p'orc for maximum meat.

>> No.14206772

>>14206767
Like do her hair and nails?

>> No.14206773
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>>14206767
Wrassling.

Wrassling while dressed as Luchadoras. That's all.

>> No.14206776

>>14206762
Those oppai. There must be magical forces greater than my comprehension at work here to keep her spine from snapping.

>> No.14206778

>>14206769
>elf
If you mean merging, you want a troll, elves are not meaty.

>> No.14206780

>>14206773
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the Alp club's two blocks down

>> No.14206782

Is it okay to talk about Seras? She is a Vampire after all.

>> No.14206785

>>14206776
2D magic nigga.

>> No.14206787

>>14206778
That's how you get the meat.
You merge the two and get a meaty elf.

>> No.14206790

>>14206776
Mamano Mana

>> No.14206798

>>14206757
I'd rather Garuda.

Or one of the Lamiae the Allagans made.

>> No.14206809

>>14206782
>Is it okay to talk about Seras?
Nigga that's like asking people if its ok to talk about best girl, because that's the exact question you're asking.

>> No.14206812

>>14206809
>rip van winkle

>> No.14206816

>>14206776
>TOBLERONE
Only natural for bad things to happen to elves.

>> No.14206817

>>14206773
I'd pay to see that.

>> No.14206820

>>14206816
>TOBLERONE
NO. BAD!

>> No.14206826

>>14206762
Could be bigger.

>> No.14206830

>>14206826
I would post Elves with HUGE titties, but they aren't worksafe unfortunately.

>> No.14206833
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14206833

On the subject of Elves. How come MGE Elves get little attention?

>> No.14206835

>>14206830
A shame, breeding elves are best elves.
Best in bed, best in snuggling.

>> No.14206839

>>14206833
Because they aren't hardcore enough for anon.
Because popular girls get talked about and others are ignored.
Because think you lump.

>> No.14206840

>>14206833
You know the dangerously furry concept right? Well the same thing works in the opposite direction. Elves are dangerously human.

>> No.14206842

>>14206833
Because they are vanilla in comparison to the vast array of choices in other mg waifus

>> No.14206843

>>14206833
Boring. That little greentext about them being fascinated by round human ears was very really super duper cute, though.

>> No.14206846

>>14206835
>best in bed
I could name ten girls that are better lays than elves off the top of my head.

>> No.14206848

>>14206846
Not with titties that big.

>> No.14206851

>>14206228
It's already been said that the jubjub's face is a little wonky, her mouth and left eye in particular.

But I like this. I think it's an improvement.

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Reminder that if you sin in Hathor's eyes, you will be punished by Healthhounds.

>> No.14206857

>>14206848
MAMONO MANA

>> No.14206859

>>14206855
Now that's a nightmare. Relentless, fat cunt MG that you need to keep putting down.

>> No.14206862

>>14206855
I was gonna save that until I saw her arms. Damn you drawfags.

>> No.14206863

>>14206855
How do I commit a sin against the Hathorites?

>> No.14206864

>>14206855
Wouldn't Hathor use minotaurs or something?

>> No.14206865

>>14206857
Yeah, that's what makes so great.
Mamono is what keeps her body from breaking due to a massive influx of titties.
I want her to give me paizuri with them.

>> No.14206867

>>14206864
Big, soft minotaurs with muscle below the plump.

>> No.14206868

>>14206625
Smegmaking pls

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>>14206855
>punished by Healthhounds
I'll be forced to join Polt's gym?

>> No.14206872
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>>14206864
Hathorite Minotaurs would be more like Hathor's holy warriors. Going on crusades to spread the word of health to infidels, protecting the weak.

Healthhounds are the ones who punish sinners in hell.

>> No.14206873

>>14206855
Are you implying that's a bad thing?

>>14206863
Bullying healthy monstergirls, being mean to children, pulling out.

>> No.14206879

>>14206870
>4 pairs of extra hidden nipples
I regret reading the fine print.

>> No.14206884

>>14206879
>not wanting to pinch them and rub them against her will

Full gay. You know she'd be extra conscious and embarrassed about them.

>> No.14206890

>>14206855
Hellhounds are fucking assholes that ruin all the amount of fun a man can have.

>> No.14206892

>>14206884
>being a furfag

>> No.14206897
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Cyberpunk monstergirls.

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>>14206884
I don't think I could ever stand to see a Kobold cry. They're always so happy and cheerful.

>> No.14206901

>>14206890
Just kill 'em.

>> No.14206904

>>14206897
>Cyberpunk

>> No.14206905

>>14206872
What about hellcows?

>> No.14206908

>>14206901
But anon I can't do that unless I'm stronger than all of the gods combined, and that can't happen unless I have fanfiction gary stu powers.

>> No.14206909

>>14206901
Hellhounds were a mistake.

>> No.14206910

>>14206884
Just something off-putting about extra breasts. Not a fan of pet-play either though.

>> No.14206911

>>14206905
There is no cow level

>> No.14206912
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>>14206905
Ushi-oni?

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>>14206905
That sounds like the name of a Holst/Minotaur Biker Gang.

>> No.14206915

>>14206908
You know that's a lie, stop listening to shitposters and memers.

>> No.14206920

>>14206890
Salt-man is back.

>> No.14206921

>>14206872
I want to be an inquisitor of hathor and punish the heretics by giving them her holy milk and hugs until they accept her word

>> No.14206923

>>14206920
Indeed.

>> No.14206924

>>14206892
>being a meme spouter

>>14206910
>Just something off-putting about extra breasts.
It's not a set of extra tits, just some hidden vestigial nips.

>Not a fan of pet-play either though.
If anything, they'd be the ones into pet play. They'd probably be so sick of hearing dog jokes and being compared to them, that they'd probably want to treat you like one instead.

>> No.14206927

>>14206921
>hugging dudes wherever you go
Gay.

>> No.14206931

>>14206921
Thou shalt not forgo his daily milk, lest he be lost to famine, and become a pitiable sinner in Hathor's eyes!

>> No.14206932

>>14206890
>>14206908
It's 9:30 PST, too.
Right on time.
Really, bro? You're on a shift for shitposting now?

>> No.14206933

>>14206924
>polt being a furry is meme
>not the fact that she has like 8 teats, fur so thick that can't be shaved and a fucking snout

Don't use words you don't know the meaning to.

>> No.14206938

>>14206933
Go back to your boring cosplay-tier girls then.

>> No.14206939

>>14206927
>Implying he doesn't have a retinue of healthy girls to sic on heretics.
You're gonna get loved into the ground by the cuddle squad anon.

>> No.14206943

>>14206938
>m-muh cosplay
>you just aren't hardcore enough to fuck a talking dog anon!

Thank fuck for that.

Now, I memed, fuckstick.

>> No.14206948

>>14206915
But anon, it's true and you know it.

Unless you're born into having JPRG Protagonist powers you won't be able to take on anything that's stronger than a Large Mouse.

>> No.14206956

>>14206939
>health
Eh, like everything they touch anons have run health into the ground, I don't even like femdom anymore because of all the in your face faggots. Maybe it's good doms are few, less chance of growing sick of it.

>> No.14206960

>>14206948
>implying Bartz was born with Job Change
Nigga, please.
Please.

>> No.14206961

>>14206948
Oh look a shitposter
>anything stronger than a large mouse
and memer.

>> No.14206967
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>>14206920
>>14206932
Just add it to the list and be done with it.

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>>14206933
>not the fact that she has like 8 teats
False. She has a firm pair of human-style breast and some hidden tiny dog nips.

>fur so thick that can't be shaved
Most mammal MGs have fur like that. Think you could shave a Manticore's "collar" or a yeti's paws for example? It's clear most of her fur isn't thick, it's like a light sheen of fur, see this pic of her shapely ass.

>and a fucking snout
this is wrong, look at the art of her and Luz in profile, they have human faces/noses with a dog style tip.

I don't really care TBH. I think furries are fucking gross, I hate the art and the "fandom" and I'm not attracted to them, yet I think Polt isn't a furry. If people insist on labeling her as one than so be it, she's cute.

>> No.14206972

>>14206967
Those are some effective filters there.
Albeit exhaustive, but hey, if you gotta do it, you gotta do it.

>> No.14206976

>>14206967
You have autism.

>> No.14206979

>>14206969
We've all seen the bio, we've all seen the manga, you can say she isn't a furry till you're blue in the face, doesn't change a damn thing.

Deal with it cocksucker.jpg

>> No.14206984

>>14206976
Hey, if it keeps him from participating in arguments over inane shit, why not? You know?

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>>14206979
What's a little bit of fuzz on a cute girl? What does it matter to you?

>> No.14206986

>>14206985
FURRIES! HE POSTED A FURRY GUYS, SOUND THE ALARM! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>14206985
>only you can prevent shitstorm fire

>> No.14206992

>>14206967
Add "furryfags" too.

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>> No.14206995

>>14206985
Disgusting.

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>>14206986
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.14206999

>>14206996
>A toad will never wrap you in her tongue and force you to fuck her huge frog tits.

>> No.14207002

>>14206986
>>14206985
>>14206979
Google "furry" (or don't) and look at their horrendous art, furries have animal heads, feet, and hands. I don't think she's a furry either.

It was probably just something that started in the Monster Musume threads because fans of other girls wanted something to nit-pick and shit on her over.

Maybe she falls on some sort of "furry spectrum" but to act like she's a furry furry is dumb.

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I just want a Pharaoh to hold me and kiss my depression away. She can even take me whenever she wants. I just want it to go away.

>> No.14207005

>>14206996
how is this not a furry/scalie type thing? she has frog feet and frog skin, are there seriously fags that would hate on Polt yet defend this?

>> No.14207006

>>14207005
Because this thread is infested with lemonheads.

>> No.14207008

>>14207002
If it has a snout, get the fuck out.

>> No.14207009

>>14207004
What if she made you do a striptease for her as she sipped wine?

>> No.14207011

>>14206985
Covered in fur and 8 nipples. It just isn't my thing. I wont stop you from liking what you want to, but 8 nipples is weird and you should feel weird.

>> No.14207013

>>14207005
Human face, unlike polt.

>> No.14207016

>>14207006
Lemonhead?

>> No.14207020

>>14206996
Thanks anon, way to be.

>> No.14207021

>>14207008

look at the official art:
>>14206900

The kobold's face is drawn exactly like the Lamia and the demon chick. You're wrong, lad.

>> No.14207023

>>14207021
Okay furfag.

>> No.14207024

Would a monster girl listen if a man told her to leave him alone because he finds her unattractive or she doesn't fit his tastes?

>> No.14207025
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>>14207013
SHE HAS A HUMAN FACE, GOD DAMN.

Plus look at that frog-cunt's nose (let alone her fucking tongue.)

>> No.14207026

>>14207021
Yeah anon, look at those big canid schnozzes the Lamia and demon chick have.

>> No.14207027

>>14207024
You'd need a lot of violence.

>> No.14207029

>>14207024
No

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>>14207021
>exactly like
>exactly
I'm sorry, bro, but I can't agree with that.

>> No.14207034

>>14207024
I would think monsters could sense compatibility with humans because MANMONO MANA.

>>14207025
Yes human face, with that human nose there. Yes.

>> No.14207035

>>14207025
>>14207023

>>14207004
>>14206833
>>14206773
These are human faces >>14206870 is not.

>> No.14207039

>>14207025
>dog nose
>as opposed to human nose
>fur covering
>soft, albeit slimy skin

>> No.14207041

>>14207026
>>14207013

>14206900
>>14207025
>>14206985

Are you guys just pretending to be retarded? they clearly have human noses with a dog style tip.

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>>14207002
going by this id say she is a 2.5
even then thats being nice as that's enough for most people to walk away,

>> No.14207044

>>14207041
itss fucking weird either way and i dont like it

>> No.14207047

>>14207041
>dog style tip
That's a dog nose.

>> No.14207053

>>14207042
how is she a 2.5 in your mind? she's a 2, arguably a 1.5. She has human face, hands, and feet, not even paws.

I don't get why the fuck Polt and the EMG kobolds trigger people so fucking much.

>> No.14207054

>>14207042
considering how monster girls are mostly considered 1's and 2's polt was doomed from the start.

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>>14207032
are you trying to trigger me?

>> No.14207058

>>14207054
>2

>> No.14207059

>>14207042
At this point, anything past 1 is crossing the furry line.

Then again if it's not a furry, it's cosplay tier. You can never win with some people.

>> No.14207060

>>14207056
>exactly the same nose
Anon, please reconsider your statement.

>> No.14207061

>>14207053
>I.5
>4 extra nipples
>fur all over, not just the face and tail
>paws, not hands

Who do you think you're going to fool?

>> No.14207063

>>14207053
I have no hatred for pold (not a big fan of MGE's kobold either) I just call animal parts as I see it.

and my brain wont let me look at her and think anything lower then 2.5

>> No.14207065

>>14207061
>paws, not hands
Since when have big meaty paws been a factor at all?

>> No.14207067

>>14207059
it could be worse
I mean, cait sith is worse then polt when it comes to this argument

>> No.14207071
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14207071

Any new ''epic'' dramas going on?

This will probably be my last chance to be annoying, I will miss you guys.

>> No.14207072

>>14207065
Since you sais she has human hands which she doesn't. Want to argue? Look at >>14206870

>> No.14207075

>>14207004
I want an Anubis to cuddle the depression away.

Her time management skills would also be a valued relief.

>> No.14207077

>>14207071
where are you going? why are you leaving?

>> No.14207079

>>14207063
how is she more furry than 2 to you?

>>14207061
>4 extra nipples
Are you implying that centaurs and other animal style MGs wouldn't have animal parts too? How does that make her more furry to you? that's like complaining about cloacas.

>paws, not hands
she clearly has normal hands and feet, just covered in fur, with pads. She can wear human shoes and use human implements, most mammal MGE girls can't say the same.

>> No.14207080

>>14207065
Paws a shit, normally not an issue, but polt doesn't get a pass since she's so animal like.

>> No.14207081

>>14207071
Hold on a tick, Chief. Where are you heading?

>> No.14207082

>>14207042
I'd put her at like, a 1.8 personally.

>> No.14207083

>>14207071
Nope.

>> No.14207087

>>14207067
I think cait sith is the lowest of the low. I'd rather go frolicking in the matango fields than put up with that.

>> No.14207091

>>14207079
See >>14207072
I like how you keep ignoring the evidence in her bio.

>> No.14207093
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14207093

>>14207077
>>14207081
That, I do not know myself.

>> No.14207095

>>14207079
the combo of full body fur and that face is where i place her at 2. maybe its just my personal sense of "do not want doggy girl" that pushes it further.

dont mind me, half the time im spouting bull anyway

>> No.14207101

>>14207009
Gladly. I'd do a private dance every day. Even to something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iGqoqo1xGE
>>14207075
Cuddles are great.

>> No.14207103

>>14207093
Well, all I can say in that case is to be careful
I wish you the best of luck

>> No.14207108

>>14207093
if you ever find a reason to return traveler, then share a story of where you've been

>> No.14207109

>>14207079
These >>14207093 are human hands with some fur, not what polt has. Just stop, like her if you want but stop bugging people with your polt isn't furry crap, you aren't going to win.

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>>14207091
They're big but they're cleary hands not paws, you're being autistic.

These are "paws." Polt doesn't have "paws." She can operate human tools like fishing rods, bikes, and she can even where human sneakers. Do you thing an anubis, yeti, or manticore could do the same?

>> No.14207120

>>14207110
>Can't disprove shit so I'll just call him an autist
>everyone else who has proven I'm full if shit for the last half hour is an autist too, everyone is wrong but me

We're done here. Happy trails furfag.

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>>14207093
>Doesn't know where he's going

Must be joining Best Moth wherever she lives, best of luck to you Moth Man.

>> No.14207126

>>14207120
What are you trying to say? I proved enough. Polt has hands and feet, not paws. Just look at the pictures.

What are you trying to argue for?

>> No.14207131

I want to see a tengu try to work the internet.
>"blasted machine, FEED ME KNOWLEDGE!"

>> No.14207134

>>14207109
>judging based on an entirely different franchise
u wot m8

>> No.14207139

>>14207126
>>14206870
>kobold paws

Shut up.

>> No.14207140

>>14207134
>I need to use hands from emg

Fucking. Really?

>> No.14207144

>>14207131
Once she found out how to use a keyboard, I'm sure she would be shitposting with all the other losers and learn to love it
>"Wait, are you telling me I can find erotica for free? man, the internet is wonderful!"

>> No.14207145

>>14207093
Who are you?

>> No.14207152

>>14207131
>you will never come home to a frustrated tengu and a computer covered in Talon scratches and feathers.

>> No.14207154

>>14207144
Ah porn, the universal distraion

>> No.14207161

>>14207095
I understand what you mean
personal taste can sometimes make the opinion a little unfair.

>> No.14207165
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14207165

Dog girls and foxgirls.

>> No.14207167

>>14207154
>Crow Tengu keeps seeing the word "porn" a lot
>"I wonder what this word means."
>Google's it
>UNIVERSE.jpg

>> No.14207173

>>14207139
there not fucking paws are you blind? do they look like what a dog has or what you have? come on.

and again she has human feet, if she didn't, how could she wear human shoes?

>> No.14207175

>>14207167
>Uses her writing skill to try to make some of her own
>"The cute tengu took his bloated organ into her mouth and used her superior knowledge to give him pleasure that no other girl could ever give him."

>> No.14207178

>>14207165
A mutant fox with blue eyes and blonde hair.

>> No.14207180

>>14207093
Well hopefully you'll go somewhere that has monster girls instead of autists.

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>>14207165
yes

>> No.14207183

>>14207175
>How to Currupt your Crow Tengu
>Step 1: Introduce them to computers and the Internet
>Step 2:After they get accustomed to it, tell them that they can watch erotic videos on the internet
>Step 3: PredatorLaugh.jpg

>> No.14207184

>>14207173
>paws
>and pawpads
>human

>> No.14207185

>>14207173
They're*
Fixed that for ya.

>> No.14207186

>>14207183
You monster.

>> No.14207187

>>14207182
Holy fuck look at those mammaries!

>> No.14207191

>>14207184
>hands
>and fingers
>dog

>> No.14207192
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>>14207180
That's incredibly rude.

What have we done to you?

>> No.14207194

>>14207183
They're already pretty lewd. They study how to have good ex so they can get men, so the internet will just give them more ideas.

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>>14207165
Come on in! we have drink for everyone!

>> No.14207197

>>14207183
>"I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING ANON! MY LUST FOR KNOWLEDGE HAS LEFT IT'S MARK!"
>She's wearing a seal over one of her eyes and continues to act chuuni as you cook dinner.

>> No.14207204

>>14207195
>watermark
>deviantart
You're better than this.

>> No.14207211

>>14207204
sadly I don't have a non watermarked version

>> No.14207219

>>14207195
fucking deviantart shills and their watermarks

>> No.14207222

>>14207211
A quick google search tells me that if you use the restoration function in Inpaint it'll remove the watermark.

http://www.theinpaint.com/inpaint-how-to-remove-watermark-from-a-picture.html

Don't have a pic on me so I can't verify the quality of the product.

>> No.14207226

>>14207219
http://luscious.net/c/-/pictures/user/443642/id/15166872/@_wakagi_repa_papi

Is this better?

>> No.14207227
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14207227

Welcome to the Fox Den! The finest diner and lounge in MGC!

>> No.14207237

>>14207226
>Avian Furries

>> No.14207239

>>14207227
Oh, h-hey. It's my, uh, first time.

>> No.14207242

>>14207227
>Do they serve tea?

>> No.14207245

>>14207226
>luscious

Oh that takes me back to a time before Fakku and exhentai. Too they decided to make their new website layout so shitty. It's like it's designed only for tablet users.

It also doesn't help that the site is loade dwith furry porn at every corner, even things that don't have furry porn have it as a tag.

At least it seems to clean up their mess enough that it shows the albums in order of submission rather than say, in order of popularity.

>> No.14207249

>>14207242
what kind of lounge doesnt serve tea?
and if they do serve tea, make mine a peppermint.

>> No.14207250

>>14207227
All I ask is fried tofu, Kimchi and the finest selection of radish slices.

Like damn radish slices are fucking delicious, I don't even know why I like 'em, just do.

>> No.14207251

>>14207191
Determined to call water fire until the end. Okay furfag.

>> No.14207253

>>14207227
I'll have some beef tataki and 250mls of sake and we'll see how we go thanks.

>> No.14207254

>>14207245
>takes me back

I miss myincesthentai.

>> No.14207259

>>14207249
>you will never enjoy a peaceful afternoon in lounge drinking peppermint tea and talking with foxes

>> No.14207262

>>14207254
I miss Angelfire.

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>>14207251
so you're really going to say those are paws rather than hands and feet, despite the fact she has fingers, thumbs, as well as human feet that fit in human shoes?

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Why can't you guys ever get to post without starting any kind of dumb drama?

I can almost say it's intentional, but there's always some dumbass seriously trying to argue against everything /mgt/ likes for no reason.

>> No.14207290

>>14207277
My hands fit into human shoes, doesn't make them feet. Faggot.

>> No.14207291

>>14207262
I miss 2004-2006.

>> No.14207296

>>14207288
>>14207288
Do you know us?

>>14207290
Don't engage him.

>> No.14207304

>>14207296
Yeah, I know a bunch of dramaqueers.

>> No.14207311

>>14207304
Door's right there bleedslit.

>> No.14207317

>>14207311
>bleedslit
Are we inventing words again?

>> No.14207325

I want to press my face into a Manticore's mane and huff it until my mind goes blank.

>> No.14207326

>>14207317
You need to brush up on your slurs.

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>>14207288
because the hate shall flow!

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>>14207325

>> No.14207338

>>14207325
I want to wear a manticore's mane a la Kraven the Hunter.

>> No.14207342

>>14207325
That doesn't sound healthy.

>> No.14207385

I still like Polt.

>> No.14207403
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>>14207187
Of course.

>> No.14207408

>>14207385
Thanks for telling us.

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>>14207408
No problem.

Subscribe to my blog.

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>>14207259
Its all fun and games until you find out that the lounge is run by evilfox.

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14207432

>there will never be another girl this soft

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>>14207227
Can I get some...fried liver and onions?

Also some chocolate milk.

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>>14207432
Soft and depraved.

>> No.14207477

>>14207326
I guess I do, because I've never heard that one. Bleedslit is what, a biological female who menstruates? This is an insult because you prefer faggots who's boipussy doesn't bleed?

Seriously tho please explain in. I'm not sure how bleedslit is a slur.

>> No.14207493

>>14207430
>A chain of lounges run by koyoi that use disguised foxes to lure in people.
>human women get turned into kitsne tsuki to help "recommend" the lounge to friends.
that would make a good story.

>> No.14207507

>>14206272
Impregnate.

>> No.14207519

>>14206235
>>14206272
Cum in her belly button.

>> No.14207521

>>14207477
Maybe it's a play off the classic line "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a month and doesn't die."

>> No.14207525

Good night Anons.
Sleep well and don't burn down the thread.

>> No.14207529

>>14207525
What? No raisining?
Usually you have a joke or something. Like Oni's threatening your kneecaps or fire maus butts
Where's the pazass? Your usual spunk?

>> No.14207532

>>14207493
That's just
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ucZsJQxbQ

>> No.14207550

>>14207529
Nothing of the sort, although the lich next door has been giving me funny glances...or at least longer ones.
TMJ is acting up so it's given me a headache.
That and I just stayed up till 4:00am playing MGSV

>> No.14207551

>>14207521
Sounds like basic tumbler gaylord shit to me, trying to insult people for being better than them, like calling normal people cissies.

>> No.14207553
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14207553

So, hey. Humanity has been invaded by monster girls or were integrated yadda, yadda.

HOWEVER-

The works and arts of mankind are being rewritten/edited to merge this invading culture.
So, time for an art lesson.

Laocoön, knowing that the Greek Wooden Centaur was a trap waiting to befall upon the unsuspecting Trojans, sought to warn his fellow country men.
However, a lilim, seeking to unite the Trojans with the Greek centaurs, sent lamias to 'silence' Laocoön and his sons before he could foil her plan.

So, what art piece (any medium) did you guys learn in class today?

>> No.14207554

>>14207553
I learned that Zeus is still a dick no matter what

>> No.14207558

>>14207553
>The works and arts of mankind are being rewritten/edited to merge this invading culture
No, fuck them.

>> No.14207559

>>14207553
Statue of David has him being cowgirled by an oni

>> No.14207564

>>14207553
Mona Lisa is a lich

>> No.14207565

>>14207553
>>14207558
I'd be more inclined to be offended if the increasing shift of our societies towards censorship and control weren't so blatantly evident. I mean, sure, be offended, but that's reality.

Anyway.
What about The Thinker being given a massive erection, because he's thinking about Monster Girls? I don't know I'm the furthest thing from an art-buff.
Also I think I may have once damaged an interpretive modern piece at a museum in Greece.

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>>14207553
Yes goyim, give up your history in the name of diversity and tolerance.

>> No.14207569

>>14207493
>and in the rare case a kitusne tsuki turns in to a fox, she can open another lounge and spread the influence.

this is delicious evil! why hasn't any thought about this?

>> No.14207572

>>14207564
...I actually kind of want to see one of our drawfags tackle that now. A cute, demure Lich sitting there with that soft, subtle smile.

>> No.14207573

>>14207565
>modern art
Well nothing of value was lost

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I want to join Sabbath!

>> No.14207613
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>>14207602
Be wary when passing through Loli Forests.

>> No.14207619

>>14207602
>Henreader
Ah, the closest thing to a vision of heaven...

>>14207613
>BadHanD
Lolifox is adorable.

>> No.14207631

>Be a complete loser in a human only country
>Dropped out of high school and rejected from the paladin army
>Parents throw you out of the house
>Live homeless for 3 weeks
>Bullied, hungry and cold the entire time
>Fuck it, better live as a slave/cum dispenser
>Go to a monster girl country
>Welcomed with open arms
>Given an apartment, a job and some money
>Still depressed because of all the shit you went through in your hometown
>Become a alcoholic and a gambling addict
>No waifu because you don't want kids (still get raped a few times)

Does that sound realistic enough? I'm having doubts

>> No.14207659

>>14207631
Hmm...nah. Some MG would still Husbando him, just for the healing.

>> No.14207662

>>14207631
>Him not getting husbandoed by someing in immigration or customs the minute gets into the country.

Not realistic at all.

You are forgetting three key parts of monstergirl society. They're needy, aggressive and have no standards as a whole.

>> No.14207665
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>>14207631
Raped on the outskirts of MGC and kept before he can make it into the city fully.

The End.

>> No.14207679

>>14207602
Too many lolis. One is the correct amount.

>> No.14207688

>>14207493
>>14207558
And the worst part is that we are too addicted to fluffy tails to care.
the fox takeover is nigh people!

>> No.14207690

>>14207688
whoops quoted the wrong thing

>> No.14207694
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>>14207688
I say welcome the foxes. They often have good personalities and nice wholesome styles.

>> No.14207717

>>14207688
then tell us anon
what do we do against this "evil fox lounge" scheme?
or is this propaganda against the foxes so the so you can spread you shit taste?

>> No.14207718

>>14207602
>Sheep going for the ear
Found the semen demon in disguise.

>> No.14207736

>>14207717
Marry and impregnate all the evil foxes so they're too busy being housewives to carry out any evil schemes.

>> No.14207762
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14207762

>>14206214
The cutest!
Pet a Kikimora today!

>> No.14207766

>>14207631
>Does that sound realistic enough?

No. Realistically, they'd only give you those befits were the man to get married to a MG.

>> No.14207768
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>>14207762
Make an older one blush by hugging her from behind!

>> No.14207785

>>14207768
>>14207762
they'd be way better with bird feet instead of autistic chinese-foot binding high heel things, tbh.

>> No.14207789

>>14207659
>>14207662
>>14207665
>>14207766
Thanks for the insight, you gave me a better idea

>> No.14207796

>>14207736
I but what about all the Kitsune tsuki around?
or do we do the horror movie ending:
>Horror movie protag man and woman are watching the last evil fox get married and the last lounge close down.
>"Well, I'm glad that's over" he says as he and the woman walk away.
>then the woman turns to the screen with a smile as a pair of spectral ears appear on her head and the screen and the screen fades out as she laughs.

>> No.14207799

>>14207288
Poor girl

>> No.14207805

>>14207796
>as she laughs
So is this an ufufu, or an ahaha desu wa, or something actually evil? Also MC-kun better prepare for some marriage with his rough-and-tumble heroine partner.

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>>14207768
The only solution is to hug ALL the Kiki's.

>> No.14207809

>>14207806
>gang hugs
Pls no, every Kiki should only be hugged by one man.

>> No.14207811

>>14207805
a bit of a and a bit of c

>> No.14207819
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>>14207809
>not watching the latest triple hugging video featuring a smug French Kiki
>she's getting hugged from the front and the back
>there's even someone hugging her face
>one guy after another gets satisfied by her and new ones come in
>no matter how many guys hug her, she still has that smug smirk she gives the camera every time someone gets satisfied

>> No.14207822

>>14207819
That's it. The Kiki's have gone out of control. Somoene put a stop to them!

>> No.14207833

>>14207822
But how do you stop a Kiki that's numb to hugs? She's drunk on her newfound cuddling-related power and loving every second of it! All those guys hugging her just to fulfill their lewd desires, with no love or affection, just a gentle touch again and again...

>> No.14207835
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>>14207819
Kikis are mindless sluts! A shoggoth only hugs her one master.

>> No.14207838

>>14207819
>That short ass fuck, nigh-on naked apron
That Kiki radiates slut and I fucking love it.

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>>14207835
>Shoggoth Housemaids XVI
>Mastah has just finished breakfast and sits down in his favorite chair to read the newspapers
>there's something wrong, the chair is lumpy and soft
>he's accidentally sat in his maid's lap
>in an instant black tentacles shoot from her sides and envelop Mastah
>only his head is left free of the tangles and their oily-slick sheen, but it doesn't last
>her nose presses into his nape as her fingers wrap around his face
>despair slowly fills Mastah's face until he finally opens his mouth
>he asks miss Sothoth to marry him
>the film ends as her tentacles ripple all over him in glee

>> No.14207847
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14207847

There's no time to explain, just get in.

>> No.14207853

>>14207847
Remove lesbian spiders.

>> No.14207858
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>>14207844
Beautiful story, may they live happy and have many offspring

>> No.14207860

>>14207847
No, you're going to kill me and then rape a waifu.

>> No.14207863

>>14207853
>>14207860
People these days are so distrustful.

>> No.14207865

>>14207847
Spiders are excellent for gang hugs. They have a big abdomen that a lot of guys can hug at once, and they can also hug several guys at once with their multiple legs.

>> No.14207867

>>14207863
>2015
>trusting anyone or anything

>> No.14207868

>>14207865
Indecent.

>> No.14207869

>>14207863
I trust no one, not even myself.

>> No.14207871

>>14207868
Face it gramps, there's literally nothing wrong with middle schoolers have hug rings where guys can come to a girl's house and hug her whenever they want.

>> No.14207872

>>14207867
>>14207869
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

>> No.14207875

>>14207871
Used to be you had to be a Yeti to get hugs that often.

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>>14207833
We have no choise.
We must perform the
Dissapointment treatment

>> No.14207889
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14207889

>>14207869
It's okay anon! You can trust this cute Kiki! She knows what's good for you!

>> No.14207890

>>14207884
Don't you have any pity??

>> No.14207891

>>14207889
That's the face of a Kiki who just cut my achilles tendon with a bolt cutter.

>> No.14207893

>>14207867
You can trust monster girls, anon.
They just want to make men happy.

>> No.14207895

>>14207884
>making a top-selling hug video performer catatonic by finding her childhood friend and having her tell her he's disappointed
>now they can't make any films when their top star just sits in the corner hugging her knees, crying and whimpering her childhood friend's name
Good job anon, now the Kitsune mafia is going to break your kneecaps, magic them back to health, and break them again.

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>>14207891
What are you talking about anon? She loves you and only wants what's best for you.

>> No.14207899

>>14207893
>trusting monster girls
Shill harder, lilim.

>> No.14207907

>>14207895
>Hug-Porn
I...I don't even know what to say to this idea.

Also if she values the childhood friend's opinion so much, you'd think she'd just husbando and hug him non-stop.

I just feel so confuse.

>> No.14207909

>>14207907
>I don't even know what to say
Let me help you with that. "Where can I get it?"

>> No.14207910

>>14207895
We have to think ahead now do we? We simply prevent the Fluffy mafia from ever finding out it was in fact me, anon!

Besides, we'll just have to make sure to move the Kiki and her childhood friend to the countryside. There's a nice Ryu shrine where they can live. Rumor goes that she doesn't have any Shirohebi anyway, so i'm sure they will be welcome there.

>> No.14207914

>>14207907
>>14207910
>implying he'd take her anymore now that every part of her is soiled by being hugged by other people
>implying she could hug him without breaking down in shame from remembering all the hugs she's had

>> No.14207916
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>>14207910
You're a heinous sinner, but you may yet redeem yourself.

>> No.14207922
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>>14207914
Only time will tell if she can overcome her past and if he can accept her despite her crimes against Kikihood.

>> No.14207931

>>14207922
She can get retrained as a Miko and go through purification exercises on a daily basis until after a few months she's finally ready to hug her true love who has masturbated furiously to the sight of her standing under the ice-cold waterfall numerous times.

>> No.14207942

>>14207796
what would you call this movie?

>> No.14207944

>>14207942
Mofunation.

>> No.14207977

>>14207717
>this propaganda against the foxes so the so you can spread your shit taste?
what would the foxes need to compete against?

>>14207944
*In epic movie voice*
>Its started as a simple lounge, until the black fox came along
>now they are everywhere, lounges with foxes in charge and more foxes appear in the wake of their opening.
>Watch as the would falls to the foxes, one lounge at a time.
>Will Ymous Anon be the guy to spread the dark truth behind the kitsune's takeover?
>Coming next fall...Mofunation!
>Dare you fall into the trap of fluffy tails and tea?
bad i know, somebody else can make it better

>> No.14207990

>>14207977
>what would the foxes need to compete against?
you know
>yeti hug clinics
>salamander gyms
>dragon casinos
>Oni night clubs
>rent-a-kiki services
>demon paperwork dealers
the usual stuff

>> No.14208029

>>14207977
>somebody else can make it better
Okay.
>In a Worlde Gonne Madde!
>A Thousande Elephants trample the burning city, set aflame by the Fires of Passione!
>Only one man can stoppe the wily vixens from Zipangu!
>rated M for Mofu

>> No.14208035

>makes obnoxious buzzing mosquito noises, aka literally the worst noise a bug can possibly make
>leaves love bites that itch and throb unbearably when you're not fucking them

Why are Vamp Mosquitoes so shit?

>> No.14208041

>>14208035
Even a Leech Girl would be better. Maybe not the MGQ Leech though.

>> No.14208046
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14208046

Why do these bitches like little boys?

>> No.14208053

>>14208041
I disliked Vamp Mosquito before she got translated, but I ended up thinking "Maybe it's just because I live in South Florida that I hate mosquitoes so much. Maybe she'll turn out to be really cute."

I was wrong. She's just as bad as a real mosquito. I want to find an Arachne who can scare Vamp Mosquitoes off my property.

>> No.14208059

>>14208053
See, spiders are helpful and friendly.

>> No.14208062

>>14207990
quite the variety of services there
what would you attend?

>> No.14208065

>>14208046
Can't handle a real man I suppose.

>> No.14208066

>>14207990
>dragon casinos
You mean banks?

>> No.14208067

>>14208059
Exactly. They get rid of obnoxious Vamp Mosquitoes and disgusting Beelzebubs and Devil Bugs.

>> No.14208075

>>14207602
You make a compelling argument for joining.

>> No.14208077
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>>14208046
I want to be a cute bishie who gets seduced by a big older sorceress!

>> No.14208078

>>14208077
That is a very Halloween-y witch.

>> No.14208079

>>14208066
Nope actually casino's
its just for years the jackpot winners go "missing"

>> No.14208097

>>14208046
Just like some guys like younger girls, they like younger boys. Also probably raising husbandos is their fetish and mine

>> No.14208098

>>14208079
Sounds like some pretty high-stakes gambling. I'll put on my tuxedo and hitting the blackjack tables while my Lich co-conspirator counts cards for me via Magic Codec.

>> No.14208102

>>14208097
Your fetish is to rape husbandos?
We're on to you.

>> No.14208104

>>14208097
You wouldn't happen to be an Alp would you?

I can be your husbando for tonight then

>> No.14208108

>>14208102
>rape
raise*
How silly of me.
>>14208104
Reminder that Alp promised a Kuudere Bug handjob and will never deliver.

>> No.14208109 [SPOILER] 
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>>14208102
>>14208104

>> No.14208131

>>14207977
>starring:
>Ymous anon as him self
>Amanomiya Koyoi as herself
>and a f-ton of foxes

>> No.14208150

>>14208131
this is beginning to sound less like a movie and bore like a documentary

>> No.14208156

>>14208150
more*

>> No.14208173

I want to wake up to see a crazy Alp on top of me raping me!

>> No.14208175

>>14207893
>trusting monster girls
I honestly think that a few of them would genuinely want someone to love.
But think about it, they live off spirit energy. They need men to live properly, so most will just grab some guy and lie about loving him to placate their victim. It would be so easy to do: after all, the energy transfer is achieved through sex, so all they need to do is throw in the odd "I love you"s and most guys will fall for it.
In real life they'd be worse than human girls for deceit.

>> No.14208178

>>14208173
Why an alp?

>> No.14208180

>>14208131
Guest starring: The Parasite "SKULLS" Unit
Skullface

>> No.14208182

>>14208178
Alps rape people in their sleep, it's part of their myth. They'll sit on your chest and drink your milk.

>> No.14208185

>>14208182
I'd rather get raped in my sleep by another girl.

>> No.14208186

I wanna make a Mino into a Hol with pampering and sweets!

>> No.14208190

>>14208185
Well not many other girls rape people in their sleep. What Monster Girl do you think would?

>> No.14208193

>>14208180
you know this is a lot of work for a movie about lounges.
what can we do to not bore the audience?

>> No.14208194

>>14208190
Any of them them like like raping men.

>> No.14208197

>>14208190
dormouse, or a highly trained kunoichi

>> No.14208198

>>14208194
But not in their sleep. Raping a sleeping man would be weird! And perverted!

>> No.14208199

>>14208193
>Featured Mecha: Metal Gear Sahelanthropus

>> No.14208201

>>14208198
Alps have to do it when you're asleep, they'd be too embarrassed otherwise.

>> No.14208202

>>14208198
So? They are perverted, and a sleeping man is an easy target.

>> No.14208217

>>14208186
I wanna make a Holt into a super Mino through training! She'll make any opponent cum in one thrust!
>100 Paizuri
>100 Forced breastfeeds
>100 Milkings
>and a 10 kilometer rape-chase
>every single day!

>> No.14208224

>>14207493 >>14207796 >>14207977 >>14207990 >>14208131 >>14208199
So let me get this strait:
>we have a movie where the fox chick from FM tries to take over the world with lounges.
in a world that has a whole bunch of other weird services for competition.
>and for the sake of excitement, we add a metal gear.
>this is the most awesomely dumb thing Ive heard all week.

>> No.14208226

>>14208186
I want to make the Mino that bullied me as a kid into a delicious brown Hol by strapping her to a chair and forcefully giving her Hathor milk! Gallons of it! And refusing to stop giving her it until her chair breaks!

>> No.14208231

>>14208224
I hope KC makes a Metal Gear Sahelanthropus girl.

>> No.14208236

>>14208224
Can we add a scene where the Sahelantrhopus is used to wrangle a Wurm?

>> No.14208239

>>14208224
its like that B14 video
you have to leave it as a concept or trailer.

>> No.14208240

>>14207477
I'm calling you an overly sensitive bitch on her period, and that if can't handle the atmosphere here you're more than welcome to leave.

>> No.14208243
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Monster girl cuddle cafes with Weresheep and Yetis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqlzdFAuJGA

>> No.14208244

>>14208239
the fuck is B14?

>> No.14208247

>>14208244
The entire Ghana film industry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yy0xj5sOro

>> No.14208248

>>14208244
B14 is what happens when a mortal kombat/matrix fan makes a movie for Nollywood

its better as a trailer, the movie itself is trash

>> No.14208253

>>14208247
from that? would you believe the major plot is about cocaine use?

>> No.14208254

>>14208190
Nightmares.

>> No.14208255

Anyone have that screencap about the anon who dreamed his dragon waifu was laying an egg and he built a nest?

>> No.14208259

>>14207602
Anyone have the source for this? I can't find it with reverse image search

>> No.14208264

>>14208247
The actual fuck did i just watch?
Morpheus with scorpions powers?

>> No.14208265

>>14208259
http://nhentai.net/g/136383/

>> No.14208268
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>>14207602
Well when you put it like that...

They still need to burn, none shall oppose cowtits, child bearing hips, thick thighs and a gettho booty, and live!

>> No.14208269

>>14208265
Thanks, mate.

>> No.14208273

>>14208248
you dick, you made click on >>14208247
I hope your pleased

>> No.14208277

>>14208239
I'm sure even as a shitty green text this idea is better than B14

>> No.14208291

>>14208255
No need.

http://pastebin.com/X96jtuXj

>> No.14208293

>>14207688
Perhaps you've seen it, maybe in a dream
A misty, forgotten land
A place where fluff may mend your ailing mind
You will lose everything, once mofu'd
Your past, your future, your very light
None will have meaning and you won't even care, by then, you'll be something other than human...
An incubus, a thing that feeds on sex

Lone ago, in a walled off land, far to the north
The humans built a majestic city, I believe they called it, Lecastie
Perhaps you're familiar
No, how could you be?
But one day, you will stand before it's obscene gate
Without really knowing why
Like a mothgirl drawn to a flame
Your will burn in ecstacy
Time after Time
For that is your fate
The fate of the mofu'd

>> No.14208296

>>14207785
HA HA! No.

>> No.14208301

>>14207762
>pet
I'm going to marry her!

>> No.14208309

>>14208301
Why not also pet her? You should touch your wife all over anon, including headpats and petting.

>> No.14208315

Lets say a guy doesn't like being touched, would monstergirls respect his wishes and let him be a productive member of society regardless of his preferred solitude?

>> No.14208321

>>14208315
How would they know he was autistic just from a glance? Even if he got friends that respected his boundaries, he'd get touched a lot around town, particularly on the subway.

>> No.14208322

>>14208291
That wasn't what he asked for.

>> No.14208324

>>14208315
They'll touch him until he likes it

>> No.14208328

>>14208315
nah nigga u getting raped

>> No.14208329

>>14207835
>one master
>he doesn't know about shoggoths serving in diners and the like so they can be fondled, caressed and licked by as many people as possible

>> No.14208331

>>14208321
I generally just tell people who touch me not to. Politely of course. I'd assume you'd say the same to monsters.

>> No.14208333

>>14208315
MAMONO MANA will not!brainwash him into a slut

>> No.14208335

>>14208322
It's about a dream a guy had about building a nest for his Dragon waifu's egg, how many of those do we have?

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Spooky time is upon us

>> No.14208337

>>14208182
No they don't, they sit on a person's chest and sap their vitality, sometimes giving them nightmares, until they go mad or die. Or get rid of it since that's a thing but stop spouting crap.

>> No.14208342

>>14208337
I want a pet Alp that'll sit on my chest while I sleep! I like the weight of something holding me down.

>> No.14208343

>>14208309
Which do you think would make her happier.

>> No.14208345

>>14208336
Stupid, silly cute monstergirls...

>> No.14208352

>>14208321
Luckily for him, mamonomojo cures autism.

>> No.14208354

>>14208322
What exactly happened in that other story then?

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14208358

>>14206762
>>14206767
>You will never watch the P'Orc engage in tribadism with the Elf while nibbling her knife-ears
>Giving you easy access to thrust in-between the wetness of plump and /fit/ vulvas
>Sproinking the P'Orc's tail
>Spanking the P'Orc
>Letting the Elf get off by fondling your ears
>You will never fuck both of your wives until their bellies are swollen and gravid with your children
>You will never become a world-renowned diplomat for discovering P'Orcs just want to love Elves as well

>> No.14208361

>>14208342
Alps are not pets. Pets get collars and don't wear clothes.

>> No.14208363

>>14208361
Well can she be my sleep-over buddy? Or my sister?

>> No.14208364

>>14208361
Now even cute frilly clothes? Or leather?

>> No.14208372
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14208372

So...have your properly praised today brothers?

>> No.14208374

>>14208372
Praised to what and who?

>> No.14208378

>>14208364
>Now even cute frilly clothes?
Only if you want a squealing and prancing Alp asking if her frilly dress and underwear are cute.

>Or leather?
Only if you want a really lewd Alp.

>> No.14208381

>>14208372
No reason to praise. I'm pissed that the new patch to Witcher 3 deleted all the DLC I had installed and now I can't get them to work again. It's bullshit. Can Arachnotaur fix that?
Didn't think so.

>> No.14208382

>>14208378
What if I give an Alp cute frilly leather clothes?

>> No.14208384

>>14208372
I've drank some chocolate milk. Does that count?

>> No.14208386

>>14206976
>Filters autistic shit from his view
>He's somehow autistic
Anon, you forgot to take your .50 cal aspirine today.

>> No.14208388

>>14208378
Leather it is. Tight leather. Make my brown Alp look like Ryoko from NtK.

>> No.14208394

>>14208372
That's one good lookin' spidercow.

>> No.14208395

>>14208382
It depends whether they're the "Oh leather, how daring." or the "Welcome to my dungeon." kind of leather clothes.

>> No.14208398

>>14208395
It's only her dungeon because she's locked up in it.

>> No.14208401

>>14208395
Something that screams dominant, yet feminine, and has her name embroidered in pink on her rear.

>> No.14208405

>>14208386
>anything I don't like is autism
Talk about not taking your pills.

>> No.14208406

I had a dream last night where I was helping a tiny, shy lobstergirl build a sand castle on the beach. What does it mean?

>> No.14208409

>>14208388
Voluptuous brown Alp with a stiflingly tight bondage gear accentuating her curves. What do you even use that for?

>> No.14208410

>>14208406
Was everyone wearing matching towels?

>> No.14208413

>>14208372
I want to ganghug every part of that Ushi.

>> No.14208414

>>14208409
Cuddling. Harsh long and hard cuddling.

>> No.14208416
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>>14208395
Leather corset with frilly pink latice in the V cut between her thighs and on the underside of the bosom followed by thigh high boots and elbow high leather gloves and a symbol for Venus embroidered right onto her corset's crotch

>> No.14208417

>>14208409
>Voluptuous
Not the word I'd use of her.
>What do you even use that for?
Switching. We take turns domming.

>> No.14208419

>>14208410
I don't know, all I remember was that her "carapace" was just a big coat that covered her, like a Wendigo. She was pretty happy that I became her first friend. I almost had a heart attack in my sleep.

>> No.14208421

>>14208416
I like the way you think.

>> No.14208429

>>14208419
Hopefully you were in some alternate dimension, get to go there in your sleep, and when you die from heart-failure, you can be with her.

>> No.14208433

>>14208358
Time to make more babies, and start the worlds first Porkers.

>> No.14208436

>>14208401
Maybe a leather pencil skirt with a corset? The corset could either expose cleavage or continue up into a high, tight collar. Or if it leaves the cleavage exposed you could add a short vest or elbow gloves.
Depending on how short the skirt is, there might be room for tight high leather boots.
Finally, apply frills liberally to accentuate certain parts.

>> No.14208439

>>14208417
>Not the word I'd use of her.
I use it in the meaning of "sensuously pleasing / gratifying for the senses," which does, at least for my tastes, hold true.

>> No.14208444

>>14208439
She's more like mischievously perverted. Does she count as an MG if I post her with cosplay ears on?

>> No.14208469

>>14208444
Sorry, I had a brain fart. My mind jumped to Nana at the mention of NtK.
My mistake.

In Ryoko's case frisky would probably be the correct word.

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>>14208469
>My mind jumped to Nana
But it said Ryoko right there. You must take responsibility by coming up with the perfect species for her to be.

>> No.14208479

>>14208416
You. I like you.

>> No.14208480

>>14207768
>Business kiki comes in the office and begins telling you about all the concerns of the day
>You feign interest and let her prattle on, until she notices you aren't listening to a single word she's saying, snapping you back to reality with a sharp rap on the desk
>You tell her you need something and she readily asks what she needs to do
>So you have her sit on your lap, tall and tense
>You snake your arm around her waist making her yip and pull her in close, commenting on her perfume
>She shifts on your lap as she can, away form your growing soldier and reminds you it was you who gifted it to her
>Well, obviously you have great taste because you adore it, but even more so, since she's the one wearing it, nibbling on her feathered ear
>She jumps up and faces away from you, adjusting her glasses and telling you to stop being a foolish master, that you are very busy for the day, how you shouldn't fraternize with your employees this way
>You notice her tail swishing from side to side and stealthily approach her while she drones on about etiquette in the workplace
>Firmly but gently you grab it by the base and run your hand down it, making her shudder and cover her own mouth to stifle a moan
>Why contain it?
>She flips around, red in the face "Mas...ter..."
>You take off her glasses and tell her that while they suit her, you much prefer her face unobscured by anything, you place your hand under her chin and have her look up at you, kissing her as she moves back, until there's nowhere left to run
>You press her to the wall and begin undoing her tie
>"We can't, you mustn't, no..." so many protests, for someone whose tail is wagging so hard
>You cup her face in both hand and give her a stern look
>"Are you not my maid?"
>"Yes"
>"Am I not your master?"
>"Yes"
>Her voice softens in surrender and the top of her suit joins the discarded tie, and you're greeted by a plain, yet obviously of high quality, white undershirt
>Yours
>Her face burns even hotter

>> No.14208482

>>14208478
She looks starved.

>> No.14208484

>>14208482
She runs a lot.

>> No.14208489
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14208489

>>14208433
>>14208479
No you, to both counts.

>> No.14208498

>>14208416
You could dip an alp in gold and it would still be shit.

>> No.14208502

>>14208480
>you much prefer her face unobscured by anything
Pleb.

>> No.14208503

>>14208480
More?

>> No.14208510

>>14208478
Dark elf? Some kind of canid?

>> No.14208514

>>14208510
Werewolf. She could switch with the Moon.

>> No.14208520

>>14208489
God I want a Monster Girl to step on me

Speaking of feet where's less and his D is for girl? H better be for Haohi.

>> No.14208521

>>14208489
Is there more?

>> No.14208527

>>14208502
>he needs adornments to appreciate his waifu's face
Faggot!

>> No.14208534
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14208534

>>14208520
>God I want a Monster Girl to step on me
What do you offer in return?

>> No.14208536

>>14208514
That could work. A limber, peppy werewolf with boundless stamina.
Also goes well with pet play and both sides of domination and submission.

>> No.14208537

>>14208527
Does your waifu have an ungroomed hobo hair?

>> No.14208539

>>14208536
And now we need art of this.

>> No.14208542

>>14208520
What kind of monster girl?

>> No.14208552

>>14208534
>dirtying Illias-sama's feet with your filth

>> No.14208565
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14208565

>>14208520
>>14208521
Something like that.

>> No.14208583
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14208583

>>14208046
>>14208077
>tfw no older sister figure Sorceress to induct you into the Onee-Sabbath

>> No.14208588

>>14208552
>implying anything on this earth could possibly tarnish the divine
She's not so weak a deity as to be within the power of humans.

>> No.14208595

>>14208588
If somebody legit writes footdom I'll eat a grenade

>> No.14208596
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14208596

>>14208565
>used to be grossed out by feet
>suddenly find myself okay with them as long as they aren't the focus
>and then I find myself fapping to feet alone
>now all I want is for a busty pharaoh to give me a belly rub with her feet while she tells me what a good boy I am
Bleedin' 'eck. Depravity via osmosis is the worst thing ever.

>> No.14208598

>>14208588
>implying the mere thought of commiting such a sin isn't bad enough

>> No.14208603

>>14208595
>somebody legit
Such as?
>>14208598
>implying you're so fucking powerful your mere thoughts could harm Illias
It's like you think you're above gods.

>> No.14208612

>>14208603
>implying
You still don't understand. The result is irrelevant. The intention itself is insult enough.

>> No.14208617

>>14208596
There's nothing wrong with wanting a Pharaoh's dainty, brown feet caressing your stomach. Especially if she pours some scented oil on them beforehand.

>> No.14208618

>>14208612
>implying your mere INTENTION has any effect on the divine
Your heresy has earned you 35 000 years of rape.

>> No.14208620

>>14208595
http://pastebin.com/Q1E1jPpX

You better upload that grenade eating faggot

>> No.14208621

>>14208612
She should come down and punish me with some CBT then.

>> No.14208625
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14208625

>>14208620

>> No.14208626

>>14208618
...am I being trolled?

>> No.14208635

>>14208626
No, I just disagree with your views.

>> No.14208637
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14208637

>> No.14208644

>>14208635
I didn't realize failing at reading comprehension is a form of disagreement.

You learn something new everyday.

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>>14208620
>biceps like a pair of extremely sensual coconuts
I make it a principle to stop reading smut if it can make me laugh this hard. Better luck next time.

>> No.14208647

>>14208626
No you both just seem to suffer from mild autism

>> No.14208651

>>14208644
But I understood what you were saying. I just don't think it's valid. That's why I hooked you up with the four oppai loli Angels.

>> No.14208656

>>14208647
Not you though. No, you are indeed a healthy and balanced individual.

>> No.14208660

>>14208651
>oppai loli
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.14208663

>>14208617
>>14208596
I could write that with her being woken up but I'm sure people would hate it.

>> No.14208664

>>14208660
And that's what you get.

>> No.14208671

>>14208664
Straight into the trash with them.

>> No.14208673

>>14208656
at least I dont spend an extended amount of time discussing the religious correctness and repercussions of thinking of the feet of an fictional character

>> No.14208677

>>14208663
I think most simply wouldn't care. Of it's something you'd enjoy writing, go for it.

>> No.14208678

>>14208663
I could write that too, actually. People wouldn't like it any more but at least they'd hate me rather than you.

>> No.14208680

>>14208663
>>14208678
I don't see why people would mind as long as you put a warning beforehand and you don't spam it at every opportunity.

>> No.14208684

>>14208620
Does this guy write in /vg/ or something? His yandere Crow Tengu short was pretty enjoyable.

>> No.14208685

I want to pretend to be a sub only for it to be a ploy to fatten the monster girl doming me to the point she has to rely on me to do anything and then do it but remind her I control her diet now and I can just slip some more Hathor milk into anything

>> No.14208687

>>14208680
So who writes it?

>> No.14208689
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14208689

>>14208671
I want to deoppai some oppai lolis.

>> No.14208692

>>14208673
As far as we know, that is...

>> No.14208697

Im in a self harming mood
Give me the pastebins to some shit people

>> No.14208701

>>14208697
http://pastebin.com/u/MonsterWriteAnon

>> No.14208708

>Evil monster girl falls in love with a man
>Wants to be "proper" about it
>Insists on introducing herself to his parents
>The idea of them asking her about her career never occurred to her
>"So what do you do for a living?"
>"I... conquer people?"
>Nervous laughter from everyone, including her

>> No.14208711

>>14208708
Conquest is a perfectly normal human occupation.

>> No.14208713

>>14208697
http://pastebin.com/u/bobanon

>> No.14208714

>>14208711
Rape is normal?
...i sadly get it

>> No.14208723

>>14208677
I enjoy trying new things that aren't explicitly BDSM because I know a certain autist would get his panties in a bunch if it's not done "properly".

That and that stupid movie It Follows gave me a silly idea where a guy stays away from an 'awawa'ing Giant Slug at a brisk pace the entire way back to his village before he salt bombs her and she GOES BEYOND in speed

>> No.14208732

>>14208723
>because I know a certain autist would get his panties in a bunch if it's not done "properly"
Really? Also are you going to write this thing or am I?

>> No.14208734

>>14208684
I'm just upset nobody told me about it.

>> No.14208738
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14208738

For those of you who like monster girl onee-sans, what kind of sister would you like yours to be?

>> No.14208743

>>14208738
Upper right corner.

>> No.14208744

>>14208738
Looks like I just blue myself again.

>> No.14208749

>>14208738
Yandere and busty with a muscular natedecock-esque body.

>> No.14208752

>>14208738
Lewd caring onee-sans for life.

>> No.14208756

>>14208738
Upper left.

>> No.14208758
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14208758

I swear every season of anime gets worse and worse

>> No.14208765

>>14208758
You better be watching Underwater Ray Romano at least.

>> No.14208769

>>14208732
I'll see what I can do, I guess.
Have to mow first.

>> No.14208771

>>14208769
So it was you, then. I can't compete with you. And I such a good spot to fit into.

>> No.14208775

>>14208771
And I had*

>> No.14208776

>>14208758
HnK's first episode was directed far better than Guren no Tsuki's.

>> No.14208777
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>>14208758
>Not watching the best Gundam series ever
>Not watching Shinmai Maou no Softcore Porn

>> No.14208778

>>14208738
Bottom Middle. Lewd onee-sans who are major brocons.

>> No.14208780

>>14208758

I just marathoned Overlord. I had fun, at least.

>> No.14208782

>>14208780
Papa Bones wants you to join his army of the damned.

>> No.14208785

>>14208758
Anime has been stagnant for the past few years, anon. You're just growing up.

>> No.14208786

>>14208782

I totally would. I adore Ains as a MC.

>> No.14208788
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14208788

I mean it's the perfect Sunday for it anon.

Just do it!

>> No.14208791

>>14208788
Sorry, my jaw popped yesterday and the headache I tried to sleep through is still here.

>> No.14208792

>>14208777
>Best Gundam Series ever
>Not 0079, 0080, 0083: Stardust Memory, 8th MS Team, Char's Counterattack, Z, ZZ, and Unicorn
I'm triggered.

>> No.14208794

>>14208788
But I already pledged eternal love to spidercow pussy.

>> No.14208795

>>14208788
NEVER EVER EVER.

>> No.14208801

>>14208792
calling you a UC fag would be Hippocritcal as I myself am a 8th ms team fan

>> No.14208805

>>14208801
I enjoyed G Gundam and Wing as well, but SeeD and further is repulsive as fuck. Especially since they changed Ramba Ral's infamous line into something said by a cock-chortling bishounen.

>>14208771
>So it was you, I can't compete with you
... What?

>> No.14208814

>>14208805
I watched seed once.
Then I watched destiny.
Then I wanted to die.

>> No.14208817

>>14208805
Stuff about mowing the lawn is usually spoken out by but one writefag.
This same writefag talking about Gundam is not unprecedented either.

>> No.14208818

>>14208817
I don't see how my attentiveness to the care of my lawn makes me a certain writefaggot. A man's lawn is his life, Anon.

>> No.14208819

>>14208805
dont be afraid of liking wing. it had good moments.
Seed can go to hell and take jesus mc beamspam along with it.
and then theres 00, had a good first season. and i dont care what people say, wang lu mei is a whore

>> No.14208820

>>14208596
That's pretty much how I've gotten all of my fetishes.

>> No.14208822

>>14208777
>Still watching anime
Shiggy.

>inb4 where do you think we are
Yeah, too bad the medium this website is based on is shit nowadays. No excuse to be watching any of the garbage since 2013.

>> No.14208824

>>14208817
I'm here but you're talking to someone else.

>> No.14208825
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>>14208818

>> No.14208826 [SPOILER] 
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14208826

Your Werewolf/Kitsune/Cat girl waifu informs you that the only way to be married in her culture is to bite her neck doing sex, hard enough that it leaves a mark that last forever.

Do you do it?

>> No.14208829

>>14208738
lewd onee-san

>> No.14208830

>>14208824
Played like a damn fiddle.

>> No.14208831

>>14208825
If you leave your lawn an overgrown mess like a fucking hippie with mushrooms everywhere you deserve to be shot. Just saying.

>> No.14208834

>>14208826
>hard enough that it leaves a mark that last forever.
I'm not into cannibalism.

>> No.14208835

>>14208826
Can't bring myself to hurt someone who didn't do anything to deserve it. Having paladin morals is some tricky shit to deal with.

>> No.14208836

>>14208824
>>14208831
Well now that that's settled, seriously, who is writing the Pharaoh footjob?

>> No.14208838

>>14208830
The funny thing is that I've actually got to mow my lawn today.

>> No.14208840

>>14208822
there is a few gems like one punch man and overlord.
but yeah, most of the good stuff in the last few yeas is either remakes (fate UBW, jojo) or long runners (one peice and a few others)

>> No.14208842

>>14208826

Yes. Also I love that guy's stuff. Mithras are just the best.

>> No.14208844
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>>14208836
Whoever decides to write it.

>>14208838
Are you me?

>> No.14208845

>>14208480
>Decide to tease her and ask her why she's wearing that
>If she turned any redder she'd be a tomato
>"Because...I like to feel Master near me, at all times..."
>And?
>"...Master's scent, I love it"
>My scent, not me?
>"No! I mean yes! I-mmph!" you kiss her to silence her, she's always been this way, cool as can be dealing with million dollar deals, irritated customers, even thugs, but you, are a different breed
>You part the kiss and leave her panting, a strand of saliva connecting you to her, she closes the gap and returns the kiss, fiercely wrestling your tongue with hers, warming you all over
>With her finally being honest, you sit in your chair and watch her take off her shirt and pants, letting you see her garterbelt stockings, but otherwise bare
>No bra?
>"Always close to me..." she says as she pinches her nipples and bites her lip
>What a bad maid
>You grab her toned cheeks and squeeze, giving each a slap, strong enough to leave an imprint of your hand on them while biting her belly
>She grabs your hair and strokes the side of your face as you tease her nub
>"Going for the kill from the start, you don't play fair Master"
>Kill?
>You loop your arms between her legs and lift her onto your shoulders, pulling aside her panties and aggressively suckling on her clitoris directly, making her jerk
>"Not so suddenly Master!" she looks down at you, a pleading look in her eyes
>You pinch it between your teeth and flick it with your tongue, making her spasm each time, making you struggle to maintain your balance, you continue your assault until you're rewarded with her liquid love
>You let her down and she shoots you a lascivious glare
>"How was it, my taste, Master?"
>Exquisite, tangy but sweet, you can still feel it coating your throat and tongue
>"I'm happy but "she pushes you back onto the desk and undoes your belt, shoving her face on your bulging crotch, licking the fabric of your pants, drenching it, "you need to take the time, to appreciate your prey"

>> No.14208846

>>14208844
Can I write it then?

>> No.14208848

>>14208844
depends.
Are you currently praising Ibuprofen?

>> No.14208852

>>14208819
00's second season was a weird clone of zeta, and I feel marina only exists to make lacus in seed look good
also agreed, wang lu mei is indeed a whore, who got killed by mean bitch, who in turn got killed by crazy bitch

>> No.14208856

>>14208845
>business Kiki with a scent fetish
Perfection.

>> No.14208858
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>>14208689
I want to oppai some regular lolis.

>> No.14208861

>>14208852
To be fair, I would tap many of those bitches.

>> No.14208864

>>14208846
Do it.

>> No.14208866

>>14208684
>>14208734
The question is how far down the rabbit hole can you go?

http://pastebin.com/CMzEcqN3

>> No.14208869

>>14208846
I don't care if you write it or not. Only offered to write it because I need a way to get rid of this damned writer's block without going full Bob.

>>14208848
No, but I'm currently praising guzzolene and my Angel Combustion, praise be the need for speed.

>> No.14208873

>>14208738
Upper right

>> No.14208875

>>14208858
Please stay away from my loli waifu, I like her the way she is, with big hips and no tits.

>> No.14208876

>>14208861
I was going to warn you about sticking your dick in crazy
then i remembered where we are

>> No.14208877

>>14208864
I will!
>>14208869
>I don't care if you write it or not
Thanks for your encouraging words, kind stranger!

>> No.14208879

>>14208788
If she's at least half as pleasant company as she's pretty I'd marry that centaur and impregnate her while still in her wedding gown.

>> No.14208882

>>14208866
Woah now, I just want to read about best harpy.

>> No.14208883

>>14208866
...That Flayer isn't at least at MistyStuffer-tier levels is she?

>> No.14208884

>>14208876
Sticking it in crazy is a requirement to be in /mgg/

>> No.14208885

>>14208877
Wasn't trying to be nice but seriously, asking for permission from a namefaggot who doesn't use a trip to do something instead of just DOING IT is the ultimate folly.

>> No.14208886

>>14208826
Yes. I. CAN!

>> No.14208888

>>14208866
Well...that's a thing

>> No.14208894

>>14208885
>Wasn't trying to be nice
I know, I was being sarcastic you wanker.

>> No.14208895

>>14208866
At least he has the decency to have it unlisted. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you just kept the link saved for shit-stirring purposes.

>> No.14208896

>>14208894
>Using sarcasm in text form
Doesn't work that way there b'hay

>> No.14208903

>>14208896
Why are you still picking a fight? Are you upset I stole your idea? Keep the idea. Go ahead, use it to break your writer's block. Go on. Don't be a pansy. WRITE.

>> No.14208910

Remember folks, don't overfeed your kikis.
Otherwise her 'kikis' won't fit in her bra anymore and you'll be able to see the outline of her panties through her dress.

>> No.14208913

>>14208910
don't worry, I make my kikis lift in the gym

>> No.14208916

>>14208913
Gym bunny build or muscle build?
either way is nice.

>> No.14208918
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>>14208910
Pantylines are wondrous things.

>> No.14208919

>>14208866
Pretty good, except the overuse of "plush" was distracting.
I have no idea why it's unlisted, though. You'd think a story which kept its descriptions as short and vague as that wouldn't piss people off.
Not like he writes for the loves-to-be-offended crowd in this thread, after all.

But I digress. The use of the mindflayer tentacles as a sex aid was a pretty neat idea. It's interesting to see them doing stuff to body parts besides the ears.

>> No.14208920

>>14208910
Well now I'll have to overfeed them. I'll make sure Hathor Milk is the only milk in the house and she has to cook everything with it.

>> No.14208924

>>14208882
http://pastebin.com/kPc0emDt

I didn't read this I just got it for you since something is keeping you from clicking on their username in the top left corner.

>> No.14208927

>>14208910
I'm gonna make her bake me a cake
I will eat only one slice of it
Then tell her to finish the rest on her own
And there is nothing you can do to stop me

>> No.14208928

>>14208910
>Not keeping them JUST fed enough to make them the perfect level of chubby

>> No.14208930

>>14208916
Muscle build, so she eats a lot anyway.

>> No.14208932

>>14208920
Please no, then they're going to have hips that get stuck in doorways and popping the buttons of their uniforms due to their chest size.

>>14208927
please don't make the kikis sick.
They can't work for you if they feel sick.

>> No.14208934
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Tell me about life in the Pharaoh's palace, anon.

>> No.14208936

>>14208930
Nice.

I want to put a muscle kiki in a french maid uniform with an exceedingly short skirt.

>>14208928
>Not having one kiki in each stage of fit, fat, muscled, and chubby for the variety of it all.
>Not cuddling them all each night.
>Not impregnating each of them while the others watch and await their turn.

>> No.14208940

>>14208932
Perfect, I want my Kiki's hips to get stuck. I'm going to make my Kikimora ingest so much Hathor Milk through the day it'd make an Alp blush.

Then, when her last dress snaps, I'll tell her the clothing store is closed for the weekend, she'll just have to work nude.

>> No.14208943

>>14208918
I want to make her lay an egg.

>> No.14208946

>>14208919
>doing stuff to body parts besides the ears
'Flayer sounding when?

>> No.14208955

>>14208936
would you then watch her lift tables with one arm while she vacuums under it? then she flexes and winks

>> No.14208960

>>14208934

It's a weird place, everything feels very unnatural. You might say it's all rather fishy.

>> No.14208969

Can I get a picture of a Paladin girl? I need it for reasons.

>> No.14208971
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>>14208969
Best Paladin

>> No.14208973
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>>14208969
Let the games begin.

>> No.14208979

>>14208971
Thanks anon.
Place your bets.
http://i.imgur.com/xiGN6Ah.png

>> No.14208980
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>>14208969

>> No.14208981

>>14208866
He might be the first person that bothered writing Barometz smut.

>> No.14208982

>>14208979
Come on Raiju, let's go.

>> No.14208983

>>14208979
Salamander, please!

>> No.14208986
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onepunch man featuring lewd insects

>> No.14208989

So ive been gone for the past two weeks. Did i miss anything besides the two new monsters? How did /jp/ like them?

>> No.14208991

>>14208924
I already read, I was just saying I didn't want any fat mindflayers.

>> No.14208993

>>14208979
RIP in abs.
http://i.imgur.com/6oXkbWU.png

>> No.14209000

>>14208993
Anubis, you asshole.

>> No.14209007

>>14208993
Mantis and Paladin-chan kuudere + flustered double handjobs when?

>> No.14209008

>>14208993
Sphinx pls.
http://i.imgur.com/colgxln.png

>> No.14209012

>>14208903
You didn't steal anything, bae <3

>> No.14209013

>>14208845
I'll pastebin this later. Duty calls.

>> No.14209017
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>>14209012
So are you getting over your writer's blog or are you just going to keep procrastinating like a pansy?

>> No.14209020

>>14209017
I'm currently framing something stupid, so yes. Don't make me taste the purple, Sidhe-san.

>> No.14209021

>>14208940
You fiend!
Your going to see her panties turned into a thong and her breasts overflowing her bra!

>>14208955
You know it.
I want to flip her skirt while she's working and comment on how the squats are working

>> No.14209022

>>14209008
Lewd, Lewd, LEWD.
You're ALL lewd.
None of you are free of sin.
http://i.imgur.com/COrfPJp.png

>> No.14209024

>>14209017
>writer's blog
block* silly fairy.

>> No.14209031

>>14209020
>>14209017
One such thing is using salt on a Giant Slug actually makes her move FASTER than it should given that she's in a more energy-efficient loli form with far less body mass weighing her down. Ararara

>> No.14209033
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>>14208989
Raiju has nice socks, is the perfect girl for hooking up to a car battery, and will transfer all the energy from a lightnin strike into giving you and her the biggest orgasm it's possible for a living being to feel.
Also, she goes great in a tag team with a hellhound. They're the monstergirl equivalent of a dirty thunderstorm.

Vamp mosquito is alright, I guess.

>> No.14209037

>>14209024
>Bicorn kills Wight with her own weapon.
Having our soul torn to pieces with your own hands is a way to go.

>> No.14209039

>>14209024
Paladins don't do well in these.

>> No.14209040

>>14208989
You didn't miss much apart from some pretty nice greentexts

There wasn't much talk about the new girls

Most people liked the Raiju, especially when paired with a hellhound

Most people disliked the Vamp Mosquito, some outright hated her

>> No.14209041

>>14209021
>Your going to see her panties turned into a thong and her breasts overflowing her bra!
That's exactly what I want! And while she's cleaning the shelves, I'll step behind her, and fondle her massive breasts, mocking her for her flabby belly, biting her ear while telling her that "she must be begging to be seduced."

And the moment she's the most hot and bothered, I'll walk away like nothing happened and let her go about her business.

>> No.14209042

>>14209039
Meant for>>14209022

>> No.14209045

>>14209022
Dark Priest no, she's on your team.
http://i.imgur.com/NwoYROr.png

>> No.14209047

>>14209039
It's just like in the threads, then, where they get used as an NTR victim doll whenever they're even around.

>> No.14209051

>>14209041
Don't forget that behind which takes up two seats on the couch.
Just hope you're ready to catch her in her room one day going to town on herself with those fingers of hers, panting your name while she vigorously delves into her depths while the other is kneading her breast.

She's going to be so pent up that she may try some crazy things to get her mind off of you.

>> No.14209055

>>14209033

Raiju has gotten a fair amount of shit, mostly because some people don't find her design very interesting. Personally though, I think she's fantastic. I'd go so far as to say she's my favorite since Hellhound.

>> No.14209056

>>14209045
>http://i.imgur.com/NwoYROr.png
UNICOOOOORN!

>> No.14209057

>>14209045
Go Salamander go!

>> No.14209058

>>14209045
Oh god. That's a bit excessive.
http://i.imgur.com/WeBXPs0.png

>> No.14209064

>>14209058
>Mantis, Dark Priest and Paladin together
YES YES YES

>> No.14209065

>>14209051
Oh, I won't forget that behind. I'll make sure to occasionally sneak up behind her and let her feel my bulge pressing against her thick round ass. I still won't indulge her though.

I'll even leave lewd pictures of myself around for her to find, and intentionally make sure she walks in on me in lewd situations.

>> No.14209067

>>14209058
Jeez. Anubis got gangraped hard. That's not pleasant.

>> No.14209070

>>14209058
What a traitor.
http://i.imgur.com/OBKlSNb.png

>> No.14209074

>>14209065
Please Anon!
Don't stress your kiki out like that! She may stress eat or start buying 'toys' in an attempt to calm herself down after walking in on you in the shower or doing laundry naked, the latter of which has two problems.

>> No.14209077

>>14209070
No...

>> No.14209079

>>14209033
>>14209040
Zap-Weasel doesn't really merit a story because electro-stimulation is probably a little too extreme for most Anons who're vocal nitwits about everything.

Would hook her up to a car battery and watch her try to deny her own orgasm as the electricity turns her into a babbling mess.

>> No.14209081

>>14209070
Paladin what?

>> No.14209083

>>14209070
That's what you get when you trust Human girls!

>> No.14209086

>>14209070
She's fallen!
FALLEN!

>> No.14209087

>>14209070
Regret is a powerful force.
http://i.imgur.com/dqx4nfJ.png

>> No.14209088

>>14209079
I'd love to write about her one day, but I'm afraid I'm pushing too much shit on to the backlog.

>> No.14209093

>>14209058
>Anubis does her best to run and hide
>But even her instincts aren't enough to stop the Raiju and Kunoichi from tracking her
>She does her best to fight
>But the Dark Valkyrie and the Raiju overpower her
>She casts whatever magic she can
>But the Dark Angel nullifies it
>She calls upon her powers over the underworld
>But the Will-o-the-Wisp uses her powers to block her off, trapping the Anubis' soul inside her cage when the fatal blow is dealt

I don't think there's been a more brutal death in this otherwise repetivive series of games yet.

>> No.14209094

I started writing the Pharaoh foot-worship thing and now I've got 1511 words about the prince consort complaining his bedchamber is too cold.
Help me focus, post Pharaoh.

>> No.14209115

>>14209094
If he's going to be that whiny, he should be glad to be a consort at all.

>> No.14209120

>>14209087
And boom goes the dynamite.
http://i.imgur.com/XlOkmKi.png

>> No.14209122

>>14209074
But that's exactly what I want! And I'll even make sure to stumble in upon her when she's in the middle of taking care of her womanly needs, just so the image of me is fresh in her mind!

I might even do a few chores for her, naked to really drive her wild!

>> No.14209125

>>14209115
The place was enclosed in ice due to a malicious spell you know.
The set-up is that they rescue him after some effort and Pharaoh decides to take some time from her busy schedule to spend some time with him.

>> No.14209127

>>14209120
>no more Salamander
Ehh.

>> No.14209129

>>14209120
Pls no bully.
http://i.imgur.com/YjA0fL2.png

>> No.14209132

>>14209031
>severe dehydration makes a creature move even faster!
BRAVO CROSS

>> No.14209133

>>14209129
If Unicorn wins this, I'm marrying her.

>> No.14209134

>>14209129
I want to give that Mantis a hug.

>> No.14209135

>>14209129
Based Vampire putting paladins in their place.

>> No.14209138

>>14209129
>http://i.imgur.com/YjA0fL2.png
Go unicorn!

>> No.14209141

>>14209129
>two new girls survive
Based Raiju

>> No.14209143

>>14209129
Oh boy, we're reaching the point where no-one wants to kill.
http://i.imgur.com/OutpCvW.png

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14209147

>>14209094
Don't let the pharao down, Anon. She's already's already been through so much. Suffered for the sake of her kngdom, and sat with a sad smile on her face while all her anubis servants went on to get all the attention and live happy lives with their husbands.
GIve her the break she deserves.

>> No.14209148

>>14209122
You've crossed a line there Anon.

I hope your prepared to wake up with her riding you, bed creaking and her breasts bouncing and belly jigging as she apologizes for taking care of her needs and being a poor maid.

>> No.14209150

>>14209147
T H U N D E R
W
E
A
S
E
L

>> No.14209151

>>14209143
>Unicorn.
Well, I'll take her even if she's undead.

>> No.14209153

>>14209132
I told you it was a stupid idea.

>> No.14209154

>>14209150
Whoops. Meant for >>14209143

>> No.14209155

>>14209143
This had better just be the calm before the storm.
http://i.imgur.com/HVa9GpJ.png

>> No.14209161

>>14208858
Gonna deloli that oppai.

>> No.14209164

>>14209148
But that's all I ever wanted as I make sure to cum inside while holding her hand and calling her the best maid ever

>> No.14209165

>>14209147
No need to get all depressing, I'll do it, I'll do it. It'll be done in two or three hours.

>> No.14209168 [DELETED] 

>>14209164
They I hope your ready to witness [spoiler[full on heart pupils and post coital snuggling as she holds you as tight as she can and rests your head between her big breasts.

>> No.14209169

>>14209155
GG KUNOICHI.
http://i.imgur.com/Yn8WovW.png

>> No.14209170

>>14209164

Then I hope your ready to witness full on heart pupils and post coital snuggling as she holds you as tight as she can and rests your head between her big breasts.

>> No.14209171

>>14209169
That vampire is losing it.

>> No.14209174

>>14209169
But how.
http://i.imgur.com/tDnpuAX.png

>> No.14209175

>>14209169
>http://i.imgur.com/Yn8WovW.png
>Undine
>bleeds out
What

>>14209174
RAIJU NO

>> No.14209176

>>14209174
MANTIS NO

>> No.14209183

>>14209174
AYYAIYAIYAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAb1QBUz208
http://i.imgur.com/PeKSm5Q.png

>> No.14209188

>>14209174
Fucking vampsquito.

>> No.14209192

>>14209183
Vampire nooooooooo!

>> No.14209194

>>14209183
R A I J U

>> No.14209195

>>14209183
But anon, Burning Colosseum plays during that scene.

>> No.14209196

>>14209183
Of course Raiju survived. She probably eats squirrels like that.

>> No.14209200

>>14209183
We're speeding towards the worst timeline possible.
http://i.imgur.com/Jwvin0e.png

>> No.14209201

>>14209183
Squirrels
The most dangerous creatures in the known cosmos

>> No.14209203

>>14209200
>http://i.imgur.com/Jwvin0e.png
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14209205

>>14209200
Aww hell naw.

>> No.14209207

>>14209200
FUCK GRAVITY

>> No.14209208

>>14209200
I wanted to hear the crack of thunder, not the crack of a neck.

As always, another disappointing waifu wars.

>> No.14209210
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14209210

How haram is the idea of a Dragon able to freely shift between human and draconic forms, using the former for mating and intimacy while the latter is used for combat and scare tactics?

>> No.14209213

>>14209200
WORST TIMELINE AVERTED. It's not the bet either, but hey, whatcha' gonna do?
http://i.imgur.com/pRHn6cr.png

>> No.14209214

>>14209210
Not at all? Can't they do that anyhow?

>> No.14209216

>>14209213
Well Will-o'-Wisp is second best girl anyways, so this is fine.

>> No.14209219

>>14209210
Why would that be haram?

>> No.14209221

>>14209213
>Wisp survives by some bullshit deus ex machina
I like Wisp too but boo

>> No.14209223

>>14207990
>dragon casinos
I think dragons would be better deaing in antiques, fine art, jewelry and so on. Tanukis sound more appropriate for casinos.
Or would mothmen/thunderbirds/wendigos be more fitting?
Then again... I guess I can see a cigar-smoking dragon being the owner of a casino. Decisions, decisions...

>> No.14209225

>>14209210
Absolutely halal.

>> No.14209226
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14209226

Black Dragons are ___________

>> No.14209227

>>14209214
As a temporary measure. I'm talking about being able to do it freely because reasons of a Dragon not giving a damn what some horned muppet in a castle hate-fucking a Paladin thinks.

>> No.14209228

>>14209216
At least it's not Vamp Mosquito.
http://i.imgur.com/UsKH0tm.png

>> No.14209229

>>14209210
We already have one greentext about a wurm going full armour mode and bringing down an army to save her husband.
Why shouldn't dragon get one? Go for it, and in the future, don't feel the need to ask the thread what they think. Stick to what's safe, and nothing interesting will ever be written.

>> No.14209231

>>14209226
Greedy and vicious.

>> No.14209234

>>14209226
One of the better Chromatics.

Good Chromatics - Red, Black, Blue, Grey
Bad Chromatics - White, Brown
Literally Starscream Tier - Green, Purple

>> No.14209237

>>14209226
Scary!

>> No.14209241

>>14209228
I'll admit, I was kinda rooting for Paladin-Chan this time. Oh well.
http://i.imgur.com/uO2EgKZ.png

Oh yeah, and I was thinking of doing Waifu War XIII later today, but i'd remove all the bullshit deaths and leave only the killing ones to remove anticlimaxes like that.
Maybe get rid of arena events too.
What do you think?

>> No.14209242

>>14209223
how about both?
dragon one the casino, tanuki runs it

>> No.14209243

>>14209210
It's completely fine, but I'd rather she only uses her draconic form in extreme cases, like someone trying to hurt her husband or steal her eggs

>> No.14209244

>>14209234
>Literally Starscream
Which one? I know Armada 'Scream had a thing going on with that one human bitch.

>> No.14209246

>>14209226
Mine.

>> No.14209249

>>14209242
Sounds great.

>> No.14209251
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14209251

>>14209242
>"Remember! If you can't pay your gambling debts! You can always start with your thumbs!~"

>> No.14209252

>>14209244
He means Starscream Tier
Do you not understand what being a Starscream means?

>> No.14209255

>>14209241
>later today

Nah. These are already pretty stale. Doing it so frequently will just make them become something people get bored of and ignore completely.
Give it a few days at least, or until some new monstergirls come out. Otherwise it's just repetitive.

>> No.14209257

>>14209252
Of course I know what being a Starscream is.

>> No.14209260

>>14209244
I'm talking about G1 Starscream. Green Dragons are infamous for making deals with 'lesser races' before quickly turning around and eating them for a snack because they can.

Purple Dragons do it as well since they'll pump you full of psychedelic gas and hallucinogens just to face-heel turn you since it's more amusing that way.

>>14209243
I was thinking she uses it for the ease of hunting potential mates or for food. Granted, sex would be in human form 97% of the time

>> No.14209261

>>14207990
anon, are you telling me that every business there is bent on world domination?

>> No.14209264

>>14209255
Anon, I wait two weeks between posting Waifu Wars. One more today can't hurt that much.
I'll even throw in some suggestions for fatal events.

>> No.14209271

>>14209251
I'd much rather sell my body to the owner

>> No.14209272

>>14207990
>Salamander Gyms
Sounds like a place of fighting, sweat and toned lizard butts.

>> No.14209273

>>14209271
You have no idea what you're getting into.

>> No.14209277

>>14209264
Put in some which are more dangerous to certain girls than others. Like firestorms which igni and hellhounds have a higher chance of surviving, or something like that.

I assume you can input percentage modifiers for certain characters to survive custom events, no?

>> No.14209278

>>14209272
Salamander MMA is hot stuff.

>> No.14209281

>>14209260
>Granted, sex would be in human form 97% of the time

Any less than 100% is absolutely haram and intolerable

>> No.14209282

>>14209277
No percentage modifiers I'm afraid.

>> No.14209285

>>14209261
why yes, yes i am
every monster has a thing they can exploit to try and take over the world.
the succubi are only winning because they can increase their numbers the easiest

>> No.14209286

>>14209264
Add a event where Charon appears and tells puns so bad they can kill. Also, add in girls that you haven't done yet.

>> No.14209288

>>14209271
That would settle the debt, but you'd find yourself part of the Dragon's harem of bishounens.

>> No.14209294

>>14209282
Well that's a shame. You should make your own waifu wars, with interesting things like that. And the ability to give contenders custom attributes, like strength, stealth, survivability and all that.

>> No.14209296

>>14209272
>careful, one lizard might take a "friendly spar" the wrong way.

>> No.14209298

>>14209294
If I could program, I would.

>> No.14209302

>>14209286
Having some named writefag characters might be cool too, I think an early one had some.

>> No.14209306

>>14209302
No you fucking idiot. That just leads to shitposting about egos.

>> No.14209307

>>14209302
Those were from published works. Having OCs would be a bad idea.

>> No.14209311

>>14209306
What you're describing is a hilarious shitstorm.

>> No.14209313

>>14209288
>bishounens
>implying implications
nah, man, I'm working on bara mode. was never pretty to begin with, might as well get big.

>> No.14209315

>>14209306
>Laska kills Komodo-oneechan with a barbed strapon
Comedy gold right there nigga.

>> No.14209317

>>14209302
Not in a million years man. I even made a statement way back.
http://i.imgur.com/jkrBQsk.png

>> No.14209322

>>14209317
>no abominations
Turbopleb.

>> No.14209323

>>14209298
https://www.youtube.com/user/thenewboston/playlists
https://www.khanacademy.org/computing/computer-programming
http://www.learnpython.org/en/Hello%2C_World!
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/wiki/online

No excuse. Take your pick.

>>14209317
>No named characters
>MGQ characters are fine, though

Nani?

>> No.14209325

>>14209317
>http://i.imgur.com/jkrBQsk.png
>Jinko
thanks for reminding me
;_;

>> No.14209327

>>14209058
What a wonderful thing to see after coming home and trying to catch up to the thread.

>> No.14209328
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14209328

How can we weaponize Sandworms?

>> No.14209329
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14209329

>>14209315
>Kills her with a barbed strapon
>Laska then shits herself to death

>> No.14209331
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14209331

Starting at line 153, a 3k word update to a story you all forgot existed.

http://pastebin.com/ZCJtkHJF

>> No.14209333

>>14209323
MGQ monsters anon. Named characters are reserved for Waifu wars that are multiples of ten.

>> No.14209335

>>14209328
You don't, they already shit enough to harm people.

>> No.14209336

>>14209333
I thought they weren't allowed, period.

>> No.14209337

>>14209329
I just realized that when I put Lich in the Waifu Wars I said she was just in it for shits and giggles since her Phylactery was off-site.
Then she died of dysentery.

>> No.14209342

>>14209336
Waifu War X was an exception, and Waifu War XX will be an exception. And no characters from writefaggotry anyway, just from published works.

>> No.14209344

>>14209328
By using hook-swords and thumpers.

>> No.14209357

>>14209328
The thing about Sandworms is, once they see humans, they'd drop their weapons and proceed with the sex-making, which stops the humans. So Sandworm sex is in itself a weapon.

>> No.14209363

>>14209342
Do characters from published writefag works count?

>> No.14209365

>>14209357
I want to see a Sandworm using her outer shell as if it were a Lamias snake half at some point.

>> No.14209366

>>14209363
No.

>> No.14209367

>>14209366
So they don't count as excluded, then.

>> No.14209370

>>14209365
Good luck finding a writefaggot with enough balls to actually do that.

>> No.14209371

>>14209367
Nothing done by Writefags will make it into the Waifu Wars. Even writefags I like.

>> No.14209372

>>14209371
What about published authors who were writefags, but aren't writefags any more?

>> No.14209373

>>14209372
LDR pls stop already.

>> No.14209374

>>14209372
There are no such things. Self-publishing shit on amazon doesn't count as published.

>> No.14209376

>>14209370
>enough balls to actually do that.
Neigger, what? Since when was writing a sandworm with canon shell-shifting abilities something that required balls?

>> No.14209377

>>14209373
>>14209374
Damn. And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.

>> No.14209381

>>14209374
I've got academic publications, do those count?

>> No.14209384

>>14209381
Only if you can relate them to monstergirls. Can you?

>> No.14209385

>>14209381
I somehow doubt those involved monstergirls.
And no.

>> No.14209388

>>14209381
do your academic publications have monster girls in it?
because that would be awesome.

>> No.14209403

>>14209376
Given the way the thread reacts to anything outside of their comfort zone, you tell me.

>> No.14209404

>>14209384
Witches are monster girls, aren't they?

>> No.14209405

>>14209255
This. I was kind of bored of them months ago and it seems like you're going to do these until everyone else is too. Look how few responses your getting at this point compared to when these things were fresh and new(ish, they've been done before after all).

>> No.14209407

>>14209365
They'd have to be delicate, I imagine, because Sandworms are much bigger than Lamias. She'd be cute though, if you saw her with some determined look on her face. Focusing on the task of not crushing you as she coiled you.

>> No.14209410
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14209410

>>14209404
Yes.

>> No.14209411

>>14209405
Anon, I'm posting in dead hours.

>> No.14209419

>>14209410
Hunt the Witch!

Make her your bitch!

>> No.14209420

>>14209381
>Anon has a published paper on monstergirls
>The next waifu wars roles are filled with cell samples and experiment results from Anon's paper
>"(Chapter 1: Feasability of Excesssive Breast Growth with the Introduction of an Altered Nutritional Emulsion Liquid) has poisoned and killed (Chapter 4: Ethics of Locking up Children in My Basement to See if This Holst Milk Experiment Can Produce Oppai Lolis)"


It would be the best Waifu Wars ever made.

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14209421

>>14209410
Well there you have it.
I want to molest a Witch in the stocks ;_;

>> No.14209422

>>14209411
They're always posted around this time.

>> No.14209428

>>14209377
LDR can you go to Coventry and murder Inari already? He's like a stone's throw from you by raven

>> No.14209429

>>14209422
I know, I said I'd only post them on sundays every two weeks.

>> No.14209430

>>14209421
I want to chain a rock to a witch's ankle and throw her into a body of water only for her to discover the rock is made out of paper, and the body of water is a heated swimming pool.

>> No.14209434

>>14209430
That's when you pull off her rags and reveal a one piece bathing suit right?

>> No.14209435

>>14209430
I want my childhood friend witch to keep feeding me love potions and get increasingly frustrated that they have no effect because I've already loved her since we were kids.

>> No.14209441

>>14209337
>Her last words are her gripping her stomach as she says with a grimace
>"Well. This is a horrible way to go."
>She dies sitting up
>Fortunately, before her body can be seen in a shameful way, it is reduced to ash, her body regenerating where she had last left her phylactery
>She puts it back around her neck, adjusting her clothes with a sigh
>"Let's try not to have that happen again, then."

That's terrible, immortality or no.

>> No.14209448

>>14209441
I suddenly want to assfuck a girl that's dying of cholera.

>> No.14209455

>>14209434
But if she's got the one piece on beneath, she'll know something's up. Her fear needs to be authentic so we can trick the witch burners into thinking she's actually getting trialed/drowned.
Once we're safely away, thinking she's still going to be drowned is just a prank, leading to a pleasant surprise as she gets to have fun in the pool.

>> No.14209457

1/?
>be a recently divorced man in your mid thirties
>feel really lonely
>go to the local orphanage
>both because your financial situation isn't the best and because you want to help an older child find a home, you adopt a seven-year old succubus
>for a few years, your inlaws and parents think you've become a pedophile
>eventually, they become happy to see you and your succubus daughteru
>you work hard so that you can get her into the best private schools and pay for tutors when she can't do it on her own
>your succubus daughteru is a model student, even becoming the student council vice president
>even then, she's a little embarrassed that she lives with a single dad in a two-bedroom apartment across from the factories by the canal
>it was one of the best birthday presents when she got a full merit scholarship from an exclusive private university (and you got a raise at work)
>Over the last few years, it's been difficult to ignore certain aspects of raising your succubus daughteru
>like the time you caught her masturbating in the shower
>or how she's grown into a gorgeous bombshell of a young woman
>she started modelling in the last two years, and you were worried sick that your daughteru would somehow end up on a porno set
>since it's the last summer with your succubus daughteru, you decide to go on a family vacation - the first time you've ever taken a trip like this before
>Since it's the 4th of July, she's wearing a stars and stripes bikini. The color of the blue bottom makes it almost as though she's wearing nothing at all
>You shouldn't think thoughts like this; you're her dad
>Throughout the day, you visit the beach, some historical buildings and museums, and -of course- the mall.
>Your succubus daughteru just has do some impromptu modelling for something new and sexy.

>> No.14209461
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>>14209448

>> No.14209470
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14209470

>>14209448
What the fuck anon.

>> No.14209481

>>14209470
It's the eros and thanatos of anal, she's both dying from her ass and getting it filled with cum at the same time.

>> No.14209486

>>14209435
>You can tell every time she spikes your food or drink with a love potion
>She tries to play it cool, watching you surreptitiously to see if the love tincture has any affect on you
>Every time you ingest it, your lvoe for her grows, the wonderful heat in your body threatening to break free
>After each increasingly concentrated and potent dosage, you just want to pounce of her and show her just how much you love her, kissing and fucking and hugging and sniffing and fondling forever and ever
>It takes every ounce of will in your body to resist
>But you do, because you've lived with your feeling for her your life, and because you want to reveal your love for her in a more romantic way, which you've set up yourself

>> No.14209487

Alright, you asked for it, get ready. Place those bets.

https://i.imgur.com/G5iyd9K.png

>> No.14209489

>>14209481
It's like poetry. Potty poetry.

>> No.14209491

>>14209487
My Hopes and Dreams.

>> No.14209492

>>14209317
>>14209325
What's with the junko?

>> No.14209494

>>14209489
Ricewater in, ricewater out.

>> No.14209498

>>14209403
>New ideas about existing monstergirls is considered out of the comfort zone
What happened to this place? Who are these people? They're not from here.

>> No.14209499

>>14209487
ALL
ON
WOCK

ALL
ON
WOCK

Also,
>Black Guy holding Miia
>Not knowing Barry White

>> No.14209500

>>14209457
>Since it's the 4th of July, she's wearing a stars and stripes bikini. The color of the blue bottom makes it almost as though she's wearing nothing at all
That's a good girl.

>> No.14209503

>>14209487
Post that Paladin picture, she looks cute and braided.

>> No.14209504 [DELETED] 

>>14209487
Kill yourself.

>> No.14209506

>>14209487
I wager 400 Quatroos on the kiki.

>> No.14209510

>>14209487
This is garbage, fuck off.

>> No.14209521

>>14209487
>District 6 has every footfag ever
>District 7 has three contenders
>District 12 has 6 million tanukis

I like those odds.

>>14209504
>>14209510
>Nofunallowed.svg

>> No.14209523

>>14209487
Boys we have an impostor.

>> No.14209527

>>14209521
Fuck off you shit eating enabler.

Nothing about that is fun.

>> No.14209528
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14209528

>>14209492
Waifu War II was harsh one.

>> No.14209529

>>14209487
Dr. Pavel put all my money on CIA

>> No.14209531

>>14209521
>purposefully trying to stir shit up

>> No.14209535
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>> No.14209536
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>>14209410
I want to see adult witches. KC said they'd be some later on. I want to see sorceresses with big tits that are barely contained by robes that's far too small for them. Where their pursuit of more magical knowledge has essentially made them into monstergirls through sheer exposure, but made them into something other than succubi.
Basically, Liches who never too the leap into undeath so they end up being genki perverts instead.

>> No.14209538

>>14209535
Worst girl.

Should kill herself.

>> No.14209539

>>14209527
Well, to you, maybe.

>>14209531
I'm not, I just think you're taking things a bit too seriously. Of course, if you'd like to continue stirring shit, you can always reply in an aggresive and contentious manner.

>> No.14209540

>>14209487
This looks pretty not good.
Just memes.
Nothing at all, just memes.

>> No.14209541

It's just begun and already people aren't flying so good.

https://i.imgur.com/vhDSM67.png

>>14209503
Here you go.
https://i.imgur.com/XGte1ae.png

>> No.14209542

>>14209428
Do people still hate Inari that much? I don't think he even comes here anymore.

>> No.14209546 [DELETED] 

>>14209541
Fuck off already.

>> No.14209548

>>14209487
>https://i.imgur.com/G5iyd9K.png
This actually looks more entertaining than the "real" one.

>> No.14209549

>>14209541
>Ben Garrison
No...

>> No.14209550

>>14209536
>Not jut giving your witch wonerland cake and holst milk till shes got the perfect, oneesan body while keeping her sweet, genki attitude

>> No.14209551

>>14209541
>Wock runs away from the Cornucopia
The image of a Wock scuttling away on those tiny legs is rather amusing.

>> No.14209564

>>14209541
Looks like things will get explosive soon.

https://i.imgur.com/3TrrbLY.png

>> No.14209567

>>14209487
>>14209541
>>14209564
Fucking stop.

>> No.14209568

>>14209541
I'm not kidding, this is far better than the stale thing we've had for the last few months. Then again, I'm one of those guys who'd like to see write/drawfag OC's fighting each other. I don't give a shit about egos, when you can put a personality to the fighters the game gets so much better.
But mostly I just want to see someone beat up one of the gary stu characters

>> No.14209569

>>14209487
This looks pretty not good.
Just memes.
Nothing at all, just memes.

>> No.14209570

>Anons are actually supporting this cancerous shitposting garbage

This place is dead.

>> No.14209575

>>14209564
>Slowpoke steps on a mine

That was fast

>> No.14209576

Can't we all just bully Alp instead?>>14209331

>> No.14209577

>>14209568
>gary stu characters

Fuck off you faggot.

>> No.14209578

>>14209575
If only he was quicker

>> No.14209579

>>14209568
>Memes and Shitpost characters
>Better
Are you shitting me?
I bet you're the one running this.

>> No.14209582

>>14209551
I wonder what sort of noises it'd make.

>>14209564
>Footfags sprain their ankle
Oh wow.

>>14209570
I know, right? Between >>14209540, >>14209569, all the "fuck off" and "kill yourself" posts, it really makes you kind of sad.

>> No.14209583

>>14209568
Stop astroturfing.

>> No.14209584

>>14209570
Because its literally the same thing the other guy is always doing but with threadcanon and memes instead. Take away the memes and add more threadcanon/OC and it would be entertaining for once, because its suddenly not a bunch of placeholder characters with no set personalities.

>> No.14209585

>>14209564
Kraken discovers legs are not what they're cracked up to be.

https://i.imgur.com/xh8DnFX.png

>> No.14209587
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14209587

Quick! Take this pic of a backbeard spamming Optic Blast.

>> No.14209592

>>14209587
Okay, saved.

>> No.14209594

>>14209585
The image of Miia, an alp and Apophis all screaming in joy as Barry White sings to them is pretty funny.

>> No.14209595

>>14209579
>>14209583
Nope, not him. I'm not saying its some amazing OC or brilliant idea, but it got a brief chuckle out of me.

>> No.14209598

>>14209457
2/?

>That evening, when you're watching fireworks on the balcony of the hotel room with a Honduran cigar and some brandy, your succubus daughteru plops in your lap, only wearing her stars-and-stripes bikini and some nice sandals
>"They're not just sandals; they're espadrilles, dad" she would remind you.
>She wraps your arm around her waist and snuggles into the crook of your neck
>She kisses your cheek and starts to say nice things about the last eleven years you've spent together
>Almost casually, she moves your hand from her waist down her bikini bottom; with her other hand, she unzips your shorts and starts to stroke your boxers
>"What are you doing? I'm your dad! This isn't-MMPHM."
>She cuts you off with a full-on tongue kiss; her black-on-gold eyes filled with warmth
>"This is because I love you more than anyone, daddy. You haven't had it easy, and I've been thinking about all you've done for me."
>You start to protest, saying that your succubus daughteru shouldn't feel any need to reward you.
>"It's okay, daddy. Come to think of it, I haven't seen you try to date anyone. Always working overtime for his daughter. Too embarrassed to jack off around his daughter. Eleven years is a long time to be backed up, daddy."
>She pulls your shorts around your ankles and smiles at what she finds.
>You want to resist; this isn't right, but this is the first time you've come face to face with a succubus's hypnotic allure
>"You don't need to do anything, daddy. Just watch the fireworks and enjoy your smoke. Sit back, relax, and I'll rock your world."
>You feel her hot breath and then a warm, wet suction
>Most would be envious of your position: enjoying a cigar while a nubile, young succubus sucks you off. However, even though you can't resist her allure, you still feel uncomfortable
>You've never felt anything so good in your life as your succubus daughteru keeps you on the edge for what feels like an eternity.

>> No.14209599

>>14209584
Part of the fun is seeing personalities develop for the girls. Jinko became a tragic character, We got poor sweet Zombie Wurm, and that noble Dragon that sacrificed herself to protect a lowly Alp. With this, it's just memes and garbage tactlessly slammed together to stir shit up.

>> No.14209602

>>14209570
You shouldn't be supporting the waifu wars either.

>> No.14209606

>>14209585
Ben Garrison would be proud.

https://i.imgur.com/5Wi8cFw.png

>> No.14209607

>>14209570
ok bye, one less shitposter

>> No.14209608

>>14208565
There's something ironic about the fact that Syndra and Zed stuff is what got me to try playing LoL, and yet I suck at playing both of them.

>> No.14209611

>>14209599
They didn't develop any personalities. It was just some very limited situations occurring over and over to different characters.
>X thinks about winning
>Y falls into a pit and dies
>W meets Z and they hold a truce
And so on. This current meme game is garbage, but so is the original.

>> No.14209613

>>14209606
Fuck off and die.
Hiding all these posts reminds me of the end of the /a/ threads.

>> No.14209614

>>14209606
What a big explosion.

>> No.14209616

>>14209606
Rip Wock thingy, you will be missed.

>> No.14209619

>>14209611
At least I care about having fun instead of shitposting.

>> No.14209621

>>14208777
>People calling it the best/worst Gundam ever
>Even though it's only 2 episodes in
I know it's par the course but goddammit.

>> No.14209622

>>14209606
The meido has made a powerful ally.

https://i.imgur.com/px9TWvN.png

>> No.14209624

>>14209613
nice meme, it doesn't actually stop people from posting

>> No.14209625
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>>14209598
Yes, this is most excellent.

>> No.14209627

>>14208826
>>14208842
Ummm...c-can I get a source on this? Please?

>> No.14209636

>>14209619
I found these games fun for a while, but like many things here it got driven into the planet's core after a point.

>> No.14209639

>>14209582
>I wonder what sort of noises it'd make.

Probably same as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNHK565cVe8

>> No.14209644

>>14208620
I remember this guy from MGU. He's not too bad.

>> No.14209645

>>14209622
It's a harsh world out there.

https://i.imgur.com/Hc9Pmro.png

>> No.14209649

Ok Anons,
The tanuki goods consortium is currently hosting a trial day and you've been hired to test their goods and improve a girl randomly assigned to you and take her out on a date.

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

The items they have available for testing are....

1. Raging Mushroom (Makes her a dom)
2. Sabbath Potion (Makes her a loli)
3. Wonderland Cake (Give's her a christmas cake's body)
4. Holstaur Milk (Bust up! Squishy breasts!)
5. Hathor Milk (Gives wider hips, a bigger behind, and a bit of pudge about the middle in addtion to a bust upgrade)
6. Minotaur Milk (Gives her muscles equivalent to a minotaur, stacks if they already have muscle)
7. Slimification Potion (Makes her a slime version of what she normally is)

You can pick one and only one Anon. Which do you choose and what do you do for a date?

>> No.14209651

>>14209645
>Alp's Hopes and Dreams fall into a frozen lake and die
Good night guys.

>> No.14209653

>>14209649
Not now, you're interrupting the games

>> No.14209655

>>14209644
From what I see he's more about quantity than quality.

>> No.14209657

>>14209639
Sufficiently large insects and arachnids making sounds is both cute and creepy.
Arachne and mothgirl alternative music when?

>> No.14209659

>>14209649
Thunderbird.
Holst Milk.
She'll be a lightning JubJub yet.

>> No.14209660
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>>14209649
Dragon and Minotaur Milk.

>> No.14209662

>>14209655
Same.

>> No.14209663

>>14209644
>MGU
Well that explains a lot.

>> No.14209666
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>>14209649
>Tanuki

Really wish there was a MG version of Hitler instead of nazi styled MGs. Preferably a wolf girl since Adolf was usually known as 'wolf' by friends and acquaintances, as far as I've heard.

>> No.14209668

>>14209649
>Giant ant

I'll give her some wonderland cake, then take her out to a nice restaurant or night club. The kind with a piano playing in the background.

>> No.14209671

>>14209645
Massive Chimpout, few survivors.

https://i.imgur.com/G1FenFq.png

>> No.14209676

>>14209251
>start with your thumbs
w-what does that mean?

>> No.14209677

>>14209659
She's going to be a PUNK lightning jubjub.
She may have a bit of trouble flying so what will you do for the date?


>>14209660
Oh lordy...Your poor pelvis.
What do you do for the date?

>>14209668
Oh my!
Are you trying to make a queen out of her?
Because it's probably working.

>> No.14209678

>>14209649
>arachne
>no flamethrower option

This is literally the worst girl you could throw at me. I fucking loathe spiders, I can't even go near small ones. This is further proof Tanuki need to fucking die.
Can I re-roll?

>> No.14209682

>>14209671
>First footfags injure their ankles
>Then they get killed by being trodden on underfoot by monkey mutts


You can't make this shit up.

>> No.14209683

>>14209666
>you will never torture a nazi goober by blasting this full volume every hour of every day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A
nice numbers btw

>> No.14209685

>>14209678
Sorry Anon.
You got the spider so now you've got to go out with the spider.
What are you going to do?

>> No.14209686

>>14209671
The tanuki gets her exercise for the week.

https://i.imgur.com/9rXqTsw.png

>> No.14209687

>>14209683
cyka pls blyat and stay blyat

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>>14209666
Those whisker things look awful.
Although I do like how she's accessible for clothed paizuri.

>> No.14209691

>>14209649
>Cait sith
A sabbath potion so I can lock her in the closet.

>> No.14209693

>>14209649
>Karakasa-Obake
I choose the Wonderland Cake, and we would probably just go to the park and just have fun.

>> No.14209695

>>14209687
HET

>> No.14209697

>>14209677
Maybe take the Thunderbird downtown for some urban exploration.
That might be fun.

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>>14209678
Say that to this face.

>> No.14209700

>>14209691
The tanukis are disappointed and offer you their secret defurring potion and a raise if you test it on her and do a date.

>>14209693
Do you walk under her umbrella or do you hang back a bit so you can get a look at her hips?

>>14209697
Nice, she knows a few bars you two can visit.

>> No.14209701

>>14209678
Fuck you I re-rolled anyway:
>Succubus (meh, I guess a slut is better than a giant spider though)
>I take it she already has massive tits being a succubi, so I'll give her the minotaur milk so she'll scare all the jocks she'll be flirting with after our date.

>> No.14209704

>>14209686
And with another RNG event, the game comes to a swift end!

https://i.imgur.com/AA3CbWJ.png

>> No.14209706

>>14209701
>Muscled, big tittied succubutt

Wonderful, although I'm disheartened by your lack of faith in her faithfulness.

>> No.14209707

>>14209700
Fine. I take the defurring potion and go on a date. No dicking.

>> No.14209708

>>14209704
THE SOUTH RISES AGAIN

>> No.14209709

>>14209704
>MiiawinsLOL

>> No.14209710

>>14209700
If it rains, I'll be under; if not, I'll hang out a bit.

>> No.14209711

>>14209677
But she already is a queen.

She's my queen, or at least I'd like to treat her as such.

>> No.14209712
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14209712

>you will never sign your Demon onee-sans marriage contract

>> No.14209718

>>14209706
She's a succubi, unfaithful is her middle name.
Still, at least she won't be clingy, so maybe she'll be happy with just the date and potion and I can go and get a nice monstergirl later.
The muscle potion might backfire though, she might find it hard to get other guys being buff, and might come back to me.

>> No.14209721

>>14209710
Ok, sounds pretty comfy.

>>14209711
Oh my, just hope your ready to help her get less meek more demanding to fit her new status in life.

>> No.14209724

>>14209709
>>14209708
Southern Belle Miia won? I can agree with this.
Definitely could've been worse for a shitpost game.

>> No.14209727

>>14209698
As an arachnophobe: That's fucking horrifying.

>> No.14209732

>>14209712
Good.

>> No.14209733

>>14209709
No Anon, Miia is 'OUTTA NOWHERE, THE LEGEND KILLER, I HEAR VOICE IN MY HEAD'

>> No.14209734

>>14209498
Try doing anything with a Sandworm in lamia form and you'll have people bitching about how you should've used a normal Lamia. Or having a Hellhound be a never-surrendering switch like her profile states instead of going full femdom or male dom.

Or if you REALLY want to go full haram Cait Siths are a sub-species of Witch monstergirls who were stuck in the form of beastmen after the Demon Lord's rise of power due to fucking around with polymorphing into a cat one too many times.

Granted, they can turn themselves into shortstack cat-girl witches as a temporary measure, but they're more or less megalomaniac cat witches over LE CAT KINGDOM IS DA BEST bullshit.


>>14209542
I don't hate him so much as it'd be amusing to have LDR show up on his doorstep since the only namefaggot I live near is Epilepsy Leper Hamcheese.

>>14209666
I want that stupid nazi-wolf and whoever thought of her to go and stay fucking go.

>> No.14209736

>>14209598
3/4
>You can't stop yourself from reaching out and using her horns like handlebars
>"I've been waiting for you to give in, daddy," she says, speech slurred by her current predicament
>You look down and see her giving you doe-like sexy eyes as one of her hands is stuffed down her side-tie bottom.
>That's enough to send you over the edge and leave you a shaking, sweaty mess.
>Despite how she's taken charge, you can see a blush on your succubus daughteru's face as she swallows.
>"Hey daddy," she whispers, taking your hand and pulling you out of the deck chair, "It's almost midnight."
>"Isn't this a little much? Maybe we can just get to bed," you ask. Your face is beet red in embarrassment.
>She plants a light kiss on your lips.
>"Daddy, I really appreciate how considerate and pure your try to be around me, but you ordered one bed too many for this vacation."
>She leads you back inside the hotel room where she slowly unstraps her sandals.
>Finally, you simply give in and hold her tight, kissing her
>Her eyes go wide, but then she wraps her legs around your waist.
>You collapse on the bed, already planting kisses down her neck and lingering on her breasts
>"I'm sure glad I got those weights and rowing machine to get you out of your dadbod," she says
>Give her a chastisement, before you start to lick at her belly button and even lower
>With quivering fingers, your succubus daughteru unties her bikini
>"Wait a moment, this isn't quite fair," she says as she unbuttons your shirt and tosses it off to the side.
>You almost hate yourself as you start to go down on your succubus daughteru. However, she is nothing but smiles.
>"Daddy, it's time. C'mon."
>"But I don't have a con-"
>"As if I'd let you, daddy. That's like polishing off a fine steak dinner with fast-food ice cream for desert. No, daddy, only the best for you."
>You feel her spade tail wrap around your dick and line it up
>You instead to kiss her and cup her soft tits

>> No.14209737

>>14209712
>you will never give your onee-san the nose she deserves

>> No.14209740

>>14209712
B-But I'm so young compared to her, she wouldn't want her own little brother would she?

>> No.14209741

>>14209718
Would you accept the muscled, busty succubus's invitation to another night out when she pops up one evening in a dress that shows off her body?

>> No.14209745

>>14209712
Perhaps she should sign up to a plastic surgeon so she can get her nose back.
A good plastic surgeon though, She'd look stupid with Big Boss' face.

>> No.14209746

>>14209727
Horrifying cute?

>> No.14209750
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If Kikis are overcharged with headpats, what happens when you overhug a Yeti?

>> No.14209753

>>14209712
What's the point of her being your older sister if you're going to marry anyways? This shit is retarded.

>> No.14209755

>>14209598
N-no anon! You can't dick the daughterus even with the lol she's adopted escape clause.

>> No.14209757

>>14209741
I'd be wondering why she wasn't with some rich and well built guy tonight, but I guess we could watch a movie or something.

>> No.14209762

>>14209746
No, just horrifying. The worst part of a spider is its legs. Now a giant spider's legs WRAPPED AROUND ME? I'd set myself on fire to get that thing off me.

>> No.14209763

>>14209649
>Dhampir
So a chunni girl with mommy issues? Sounds cool!

I'll take some Chocolate Wonderland Cake, and several gallons of Hathor Milk, that chocolate too. Then we'll be ready. As for the date, the movies! Sitting in the back preferably.

>> No.14209766

>>14209750
Why are Kiki's paying for headpats to begin with?

>> No.14209771

>>14209750
You'd better be ready to cuddlefuck her until she's pregnant.

>> No.14209772

>>14209763
Only one item anon.
You can give her door jammingly wide hips and a layer of pudge later but for now you only get one item to give her.
You're trying to make her a deep, chocolate color aren't you?

>> No.14209777

>>14209750
I want to give a Yeti free shrugs!
I want her to stand with arms wide open, and a smile that's slowly turning to a puzzled look as I endlessly shrug at her!

>> No.14209781

>>14209762
I hate spiders too, but for some reason I love arachnes. Maybe it's because instead of being tiny skittering things that hide everywhere, they're attached to a human woman and just want 'eat" you.

>> No.14209783

>>14209763
>Sitting in the back preferably
But you'll get a better view of the screen if you sat closer to it. Why go to a cinema at all?

>> No.14209784

>>14209771
>Yeti gets too comfy during cuddle sex
>falls asleep still holding me in a hug
>I can't escape for at least 8 hours until she wakes up
Send help

>> No.14209790

>>14209781
This nigga gets it. Nothing sadder than an arachnophobe who can't accept the love of a spidergirl.

>> No.14209791

>>14209649
>Mantis

I guess just some Holstaur milk.

>> No.14209794

>>14209781
GIANT spiders that see you as "prey"
So they'll catch you and tie you in their webbing. If one did that to me I'd probably die from fear. I don't give a shit about how beautiful the woman part is, its still a colossal spider wearing half a girl as a hat to me.

>> No.14209795

>>14209772
Fine, I'll just take and give her all the Hathor Milk they have and save the Wonderland cake for later. The cake is really just icing on the cake anyways. And how'd you guess?

>>14209783
I'm nervous and I don't like eyes on me.

>> No.14209796

>>14209777
She'll take that as a "Well what is it" pose and challenge you to a hug-off, right on the spot

>> No.14209800

>>14209791
But then she can't sneak around because her tits keep throwing her off balance.

What date are you going to do?

>>14209795
That's going to be a big, soft damphir.
She really can't fight her mother/sisters if she's like that you know right?

>> No.14209801

>>14209790
Look at it this way, more for you.
Personally, I want a monstergirl who is nice to cuddle and won't set me off screaming hysterically every morning, like a Werewolf or something.

>> No.14209802

>>14209794
Well now you're just being melodramatic.

>> No.14209803

>>14209736
You're gonna pastebin this, right?

>> No.14209809

>>14209796
I'll still be shrugging throughout, so it'll look extremely awkward to passers by.
People will either think I'm the hoverhand king or that she's bothering me.

>> No.14209810

>>14209794
>So they'll catch you and tie you in their webbing
But that's the best part.

>> No.14209811

>>14209800
Ah she'll be able to adapt to it after a bit.

>What date are you going to do?
Probably a hunting trip followed by a nice campfire dinner cooking whatever we killed.

>> No.14209814

>>14209802
Not really, it's how I'd realistically act on meeting one. Actually, I think I left out the screaming constantly and crying too.

>> No.14209817

>>14209800
And chocolate too. Big soft and chocolate. Her mother won't even recognize her. All the perfect for a surprise attack. Actually that'd be a better date, sneaking into her mother's mansion.

>> No.14209824

>>14209734
Calm down Churchill

>> No.14209835

>>14209817
I just hop you are prepared for the tongue lashing her mother is going to give you.
Up until her daughter pins her down. She really can't complain if her daughters new breasts keep her from doing it.

I don't know how she'd handle future visits though when you finally get free reign with the daughter and start giving her loads and loads of chocolate wonderland cake and hathor's milk.

Then there's what her little sister would do when she found her, literal, big sister.

>> No.14209842

>>14209814
That'll just make her want you more.

>> No.14209847

>>14209736
>"C'mon daddy"
>her legs insistently wrap around your waist, and her spade tail around your thigh
>you're in
>you're fucking the adopted daughter you raised for over a decade
>worst of all, it feels amazing
>"Harder, daddy"
>She wraps her arms around your back and hangs on for dear life as you fulfill her request
>You can feel another orgasm coming as she mouths "daddy" with every thrust
>"Wait, stop," she says, "I have an idea to finish."
>She looks at the clock and smiles, "Two minutes to midnight, daddy. We can do this."
>"Carry me like a princess back the balcony"
>You get up and do so, when your succubus daughteru, flushed and sweaty, holds onto the railing and bends over
>The tail spreads her open
>You push into her one last time and grab onto her round butt
>"C'mon daddy, as hard as you can!"
>She pushes into you and jiggles with every fleshy, sticky slap
>The fireworks come to a crescendo as you finish off inside your succubus daughteru
>"Ehehe, daddy, I'm tired."
>You princess carry her back to the hotel room and start to place her on her own bed.
>"Nuh-uh," she says childishly.
>You sigh and place her in your bed, where she finally unties her red-and-white triangle top.
>You lay down next to your nude, sweaty, succubus daughteru that you just fucked
>She wraps around your side
>"I didn't want to seduce you like that, but I wanted to leave you with a good memory before I go away," she says softly.
>"But why?"
>She smiles to herself and give you a chaste kiss on the cheek
>"Good night, daddy"

>> No.14209849

I want to give Hathor Milk and Wonderland Cake to a field of Alraune, Liliraune and Barometz

>> No.14209853

>>14209842
Then they're sadistic fucks and she's getting a knife in her throat at the nearest possibly opportunity should she actually kidnap me.

>> No.14209855

>>14209649
>Bit of pudge on hathor milk
Fuck you, I don't participate. Fatty lovers go home.

>> No.14209856

>>14209853
Maybe it's your fault for being so adorable!

>> No.14209858

>>14209750
She becomes impossibly soft, her fur doubles in length and thickness, and she's so warm the snow around her melts wherever she goes.

>> No.14209862

>>14209835
Sounds to me like there's only one solution then, and that's sneak chocolate hathor milk and chocolate wonderland cake crumbs into all their food. The family that's soft, chocolate and aras together stays together. They're also less scary.

>> No.14209864

>>14209649
>Lilim
Hathor milk.
I'm gonna take her to my house and just hang out with her.
We can fuck if she wants.

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>> No.14209866

I want to take a man who hates being touched and a Yeti and put them on a small island together.
I predict the guy will either develop sneaking and hiding skills to surpass Snake, or I'll return to find a depressed Yeti clutching a trembling and frightened man.

>> No.14209870

>>14209755
Yeah, but lol adopted (especially as an older child) adds this neat element of the daughteru perhaps trying to repay her adopted dad in the best way a succubus knows how

>> No.14209871

>>14209856
I don't want a spider. Maybe she could bother someone else instead? I'm looking for a cuddly and nice wife, not some chitinous bitch who wants me perpetually terrified.

>> No.14209874

>>14209849
Sounds like a healthy harvest.

I, personally, want a loli manticore to try and milk me, acting all haughty as she starts only to find that somethings off when I fire a load that's much larger than she expected into her, filling her up with one shot.

Then, as I hold her tail tightly despite her trying to pull away, she'll see that I've already had five corruption fruit in anticipation of this which, when combined with her venom, results in me emptying myself into her for the better part of the day, her smug attitude slowly falling apart as her tummy begins to bloat from everything being shot off into her.

It would go from her ordering me to pull out, a smug smile plastered on her, to her begging and pleading as the sheer amount of my stuff in her makes it look like she'd swallowed a bowling ball.

By the end she'd be empty eyed and resting atop a stomach that looks like she's pregnant with octuplets and about to deliver.

That's when I plug her up with a dildo, carry her off to the bath, and wash the two of us off, scratching her ears as I do.

>> No.14209879

>>14209824
I will not calm down because that stupid wolf tart needs to go and stay go since all she represents is broken promises from that faggot.

>> No.14209881

>>14209803
Maybe. I don't think its particularly good or worth saving

>> No.14209882

>>14209862
True, although the husband may disagree to his wife getting it without his consent.

The little, vampire sister though...
You could have the damphir pin her down while you get the goods ready, feeding her till she's full and then nailing the two of them together while the little sister is moaning from the goods taking effect.
Afterwards you'd have a hefty, soft, pair of chocolate sisters to snuggle.
Of course the damphir would need to be the top heavy one while her sister is a bottom heavy girl.

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>>14209847
This was cute.
Succubi are olev.

>> No.14209888

>>14209881
I liked it, and I've seen much shorter stories get pastebinned before.

>> No.14209900

>>14209881
I disagree.

>> No.14209907

>>14209874
I wonder. Is the semen absorbed into her body over time?

>> No.14209921

>>14209907
Probably, although one would have to wonder were it all goes.

As much as I would like watching a loli manticore struggle to move like that I would help her out on occasion.

Couldn't just have her trip and land at an awkward angle with her ass up in the air could we?

She'd be at the mercy of whomever was nearby.

leaving her open for another round so she stays topped off.

>> No.14209928

>>14209847
Succubutts are weird, lovely but weird.

>> No.14209937

>>14209928
>succubutt goes off to college
>brings back friends
>tries to hook up one her friends with her beloved single dad

This lends itself to a number of interesting smut situations, just because of the relationships between characters

>> No.14209940

>>14209874
I like the sound of that, minus the loli part

>> No.14209944

>>14209940
Could work with a bigger one, you'd just have a higher bar to leap over.
Although she'd be much smugger going into it, making it that much better when she realizes thing aren't going as planned and there's nothing more she can do than just watch her belly swell with your seed.

>> No.14209951

>>14209847
That was pretty cute. Nice job.

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>>14209627

Sorry, I was gone. The artist goes by Goucho, used to go by Kendama I think. I think the title of that doujinshi is "Do you want to fight? Yes or no?"

He's, in my opinion, the best mithra artist by a mile. He is not so active these days (as far as I'm aware), but he used to make stuff fairly regularly when FFXI was still going strong.

If you have a Sadpanda account, a decent amount of his stuff is on there.

>> No.14209954

>>14209883
>You'll never be constantly teased by a succubus in school.
>She'll never always wear clothes that show off her hourglass figure and try her hardest to fluster you.
>You'll never wake up one night to find her laying on top of you under the covers with a lewd grin on her face and her hand on your dick.
>She'll never pin you down and press your dick against her pussy, slowly and teasingly forcing you to penetrate her while she shoves your face between her breasts.
>She'll never thrust her hips up and down rapidly while making the most erotic moans you've ever heard.
>She'll never ahegao when you release inside her and loosen her grip a little bit.
>You'll never take advantage of the situation, grab her head, and forcefully kiss her on the lips
>She'll never shove you down, and look at you shocked while blushing.
>Her shocked expression will never change into a smug grin and she leans in and whispers into you ear.
>"That was my first kiss anon. You'd better be ready to take responsibility."
>She'll never fuck you all night long while moaning about how much she loves you and how cute she thinks you are.
>You'll never wake up to find her peacefully cuddled up next to you, nuzzling you in her sleep.
>She'll never wake up and tell you that she's decided to make you her boyfriend from now on.
>She'll never start grinning lewdly and tell you that being her boyfriend also means doing lewd things with her more often before sliding under your sheets to "take care" of your morning wood.

Damn it.

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So how are humans ascending to angels not monsterboys?

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>>14209954
sublime

>> No.14209969

>>14209962
Why are you bringing up shit that happened yesterday? Fuck off.

>> No.14209996

>>14209921
but anon, you've got more than one hole to fill up.

>> No.14209999

>>14209940
But loli Manticores are the absolute lewdest

>> No.14210005

>>14209996
You're right, I've got four good one's to use.
At the end of it all she'll be pinned from all the spunk in her, moaning pathetically from the overburdened belly she's got.
Then it's back to the bath to clean her off, plug up both her bottom holes, and let her sleep it all off.

>> No.14210010

>>14209999
No

>> No.14210011

>>14209967
I wanna fuck those blueberry tits while she teasingly encourages me.

>> No.14210021

So what kind of monster girl would a Wolfdog become? Would it become a more aggressive Kobold or would it become a happy-go-lucky Werewolf eager to please her owner?

>> No.14210027

>>14210021
She'd be a bit of an in-between of the two, and have less pronounced digitigrade legs like the Kobold.

>> No.14210028

>in a world of saccharine pop and femdom influenced rock, there exists underground rappers of MGC
>unlike most music, its listeners, producers, and artists are almost exclusively lower-class men
>they rap about the frustrations of lacking money, being seen as living dildos for monstergirls, and wanting to have a meaningful relationship
>the story follows a young Louis Theroux-esque manticore journalist trying to make a documentary about them

>> No.14210038

>>14209962
How are humans getting cool ass fuck holy powers monsterboys?

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>>14210010
Yeah, because saying a one word response is totally going to be a good counter-argument when there's at least one writefaggot here who's done loli-cores.

As well as the guy who's talking about overloading them with spooge.

>> No.14210048

>>14209874
>loli manticore frantically scrambling when she realizes something's not right, but the dual pleasure of the continued pounding and all the seed being poured into her make her limbs spazz out and uselessly flail around

I want this so much. To overfill a smug little manticub until she's groaning and cradling her bloated belly.

>> No.14210062

>>14210028
>>in a world of saccharine pop and femdom influenced rock

What a horrible world.

>> No.14210069

>>14210028
What about metal? Does Sabaton not exist in this world?

>> No.14210074

>>14210062
There's always the monstermetal bands. Granted, they show off even more then regular mtal bands.

>> No.14210078

>>14210074
It would still be shit. Music made by monster girls would be absolutely shit just like all music made by women.

>> No.14210082

>>14209954
>gets taken aback by a kiss after fucking the guy

Silly succubi and their messed up values.

>> No.14210087

>>14210082

Seriously, they call us degenerates because we like hand holding! How rude!

>> No.14210092

>>14210082
She was just taken aback that you actually had the balls to do that.
Plus, y'know, you stole her first.

>> No.14210093

>>14209967
I want to bully this Succubus by using my wizard powers to switch her breasts with that of that poor flat lamia down the street!

>> No.14210097

>>14210011
I want to drink from her engorged breasts after impregnating her.

>> No.14210098

>>14210048
But will you just leave her there, pinned by her recent protein injection, or will you bring her back with you?

>> No.14210099

>>14210048
>>14209874
>You will never have another experience with her later on after she's properly processed the protein from the other 'fun'
>She will never timidly now try to milk you, afraid you'll make her swollen like a loli balloon with all that semen
>She'll never get you off once, pretending that was enough, but her eyes'll be glued to your rigid cock
>Her face going from pensive interest to horror as she sees you bite into the Raging Mushroom
>Only for you to throw her down, forcing that Manti-loli ass of hers into the air, breathing in the feminine musk of her pussy-pussy
>Right before you destroy it with your cock, slamming into her like a fucking semi truck gone wild
>Then, as her knees start to buckle and her wings twitch sporadically in pre-climax bliss, you bite the nape of her neck
>Lioness instincts kicking into overdrive as her cunt desperately tries to drink down every last drop of semen you're jettisoning into her
>Making her swell as if she's going to carry another batch of octuplets, her body betraying her with its need to get pregnant
>Right before you snuggle up with her and scratch her ears, whispering sweet nothings as you become her big spoon, figuratively and literally

>> No.14210104

>>14210093
You'd still get bullied back with the sloppiest intercrural, hotdogging and naizuris possible.

>> No.14210107

>>14210078
>Not liking LichStorm
>Or WombFiller
>Or Worshipers of Set.

Shit taste.

>> No.14210115

>>14210069
I wonder what the underground men's metal in MGC would be like. The problem is portability, because you've got to run when the Dark Elf popo show up to shut things down. It's easier to run with a boombox and a microphone than the amps, speakers, drum sets, etc that a rock band would need. The fuzz especially love breaking cute male musicians that think they are so tough and unrapeable with some "on-site interrogation."

>> No.14210118

>>14210099
exactly.

>> No.14210123

>>14210098
Bring her back, of course. She needs a bath to wash away any she spilled. Then while still out of it she'd get pulled into my lap to have her swollen belly gently rubbed and her ears played with.
Some caring and positive reinforcement for being such a good girl and taking it all.

>> No.14210125

>>14210107
All of those sound terrible.

>> No.14210134

>>14210125
Maybe to a plebeian like you.

>> No.14210135

More Daki Demon

>>14202666
>You're at work the next day.
>Local department store. You're out on the salesfloor with a couple of your co-workers setting up a display.
>You hear a timid 'excuse me' and turn around, expecting a customer.
>It's Verina, in her usual leather outfit. It still feels weird seeing her in that; you mostly see her in pajamas.
>Before you can greet her she holds out a brown paper bag.
>"Anon, I'm sorry for bothering you at work, but I wanted to return your underwear."
>Your co-workers stop what they're doing to stare at her. Andy is grinning.
>You reach for the bag with a stiff face and try to keep yourself from blushing. This is going to be all over the store by the time you clock out.
>"I also wanted to apologize once again for peeing on you."
>Several nearby customers stop and stare. At her, then at you. Mostly at you.
>You croak out "I'm going on lunch," then grab her and head for the time-clock.
>"Wanna borrow my poncho?"
>You try to murder Andy telepathically as you walk away.
>It doesn't work.

>> No.14210142

>>14210123
Good man, although one must wonder if she's going to try and act smug and haughty again afterwards, ignoring the fact that she looks like she swallowed a beach ball and that her stuffed belly button is poking out from a gap in her too small clothes.
Why she'd be telling her friends how she did it all on her own only for you to start scratching her ears as you sneak up and ask what she's bagging about.

>> No.14210143

>>14210099
>bite the nape of her neck
>she goes into breeding mode

This Manticub sounds like a barrel of fun, but damn, she'd grow up to be lewd beast even by her own species' standards.

>> No.14210145

>>14210135
Nice

>> No.14210151

>>14210134
Obviously the Rape Grips are true patrician music

>> No.14210156

>>14210143
>Carries over when she's an adult.
>Her friends and family have trouble figuring out if she's actually pregnant or just full from a night with you.

>> No.14210168

>>14210134
Anon music made by monster girls sounds like it would just be a monster girl signing about how great of a lover she would be.

It would be nothing but garbage like that.

>> No.14210180

>>14210168
How is this different from most modem music?

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>>14210143
Biting a female cat's neck during mating is the way the male keeps her from mauling the shit out of him given they have nubby, barbed cocks that scrape out competitor's semen. So given their shared ancestry, it isn't so much of a stretch that a feline MG would get off on having her neck bitten hard enough to leave teeth marks during sex and send her involuntarily into breeding mode while giving her a cunt-shattering orgasm that milks you drier than Cathyl's current cuckolding target

>> No.14210192

>>14210104
I'll double bully back with a Chasity spell that causes her great pain every time she acts lewd!

>> No.14210201

>>14210142
I wouldn't have it any other way. The dichotomy between her smug, confident mannerisms in front of others and her vulnerable state when her jam packed belly bulges and strains strains, leaving her with clouded eyes and drooling from her half open mouth. That would be the most magnificent sight.
To take a self assured little Manticore in that insensate state, clean her up and then lovingly cradle her until she regains enough strength to pretend this doesn't faze her at all would be almost as fulfilling as the act itself.

And if I ever caught her bragging about it, well, that would give something to playfully chide her over the next time she's getting filled up. On the other hand, if I were in a particularly evil mood I might just nudge the conversation in a way where she's left with no choice but to give her friend a demonstration of her claimed prowess.

>> No.14210204

>>14210185
don't try too hard there, champ

>> No.14210215

>>14210087
That's because you are. Just because a succubus let you creampie her blueberry butt until she couldn't feel her legs doesn't mean you can suddenly hold her hand.

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>>14210204
>>14210204
If I wanted to tryhard I'd just say at the end of the day all Arachnes will eat their husbands and Succubi kill you by fuck.

>> No.14210224

>>14210216
but you just did

>> No.14210227

>>14210216
But they do. Same as how Mantis' eat their husbands if they feel hungry during sex.

>> No.14210229

>>14210216
Is she wearing a top based off the Venom suit?

>> No.14210233

>>14210227
Nuh-uh.

>> No.14210235

>>14210135
yiss

>> No.14210247

>>14210185
This disables the Cheshire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1XPYVbsSo

>> No.14210250

>>14210135
Joyous occasion!

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>>14210247
>tfw no Cheshire kitten will ever teleport into your lap and take a nap

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>>14210224
I was being sarcastic you Human Horn sniffing cunt

>> No.14210262

>>14210135
was this ever pastebinned?

>> No.14210263

>>14210259
>Krampus will remember that.

>> No.14210274

>>14210259
pls, you're losing your composure

>> No.14210279

>>14209937
Ara ara~ You wouldn't want an old man like me, would you?

>> No.14210281

>>14210274
Only because you're trying to rustle me and succeeding. So next time we have a BBQ be sure to invite Apep

>> No.14210283

Touch the Cow
or
Touch the Paw Pads

>> No.14210284

>>14210279
There would be plenty of girls into DILFs.

>> No.14210287

>>14210279
it's yare yare, fool.

>> No.14210290

>>14210283
I'm always touching the cow.

>> No.14210293

>>14209937
>Succubutt tells her dad to show off his armor from back when he was in the Paladin Corps
>Yare yare, you always have the strangest requests
>He puts the armor on and walks out, only to see her friends faint and blush
>TFW the first thing he does is tell his daughter to put ice packs on their foreheads to her disappointment

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>>14210283
Push the cow.

>> No.14210298

>>14210281
Sounds like a plan
Can I invite Veronica too?

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>>14210294
Pull her horns
Do it til the morn

>> No.14210303

>>14210294
I hope you're prepared for the consequences anon. You may get violently loved until you can't moove.

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>>14210283
[x] paw pads touch you

>> No.14210311

>>14210298
Who in the literal fuck is Veronica and why should I care

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>>14210305
Man I hope so.

>> No.14210325

>>14210314
! !

>> No.14210338

>>14210325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnKeN9zIkoE

>> No.14210341

>>14210314
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE GOD DAMN MARKS

>> No.14210343

>>14210341
They direct your eyes to her sweet, brown navel

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Characters I'd love to see monster girls reactions too, should they enter there world by accident
>Rick and Morty
>Mad Max
>Space Marines
>Hellboy

>> No.14210345

>>14210343
Navels are gross.

>> No.14210347

>>14210344
dumb frogposter.

>> No.14210349

>>14210345
You're gross.

>> No.14210352

>>14210341
Indicators. They signal that there is currently no Anubis cub in her belly and this should be remedied immediately.

>> No.14210354

>>14210349
No you're gross.

>> No.14210366

>>14210344
If you had to choose one piece of media to show a MG, which would you choose?
Koyaanisqatsi here.

>> No.14210368

>>14210344
>Woooah Rick! Check it out, she has like, a vagina on her tail! W-w-what kind of place is this, Rick!?
>Morty you gotta listen to me! Remember that time we went into your teacher's dreams to get you those As, Morty? Remember?
>I figured since we love to have all these fun adventures Morty that I'd take us to a place that not even *urp* I could imagine existed, I-isn't that great Morty!?
>I don't know about this... Rick, w-where the hell are we anyway? I mean.. I can see some trees over there... and I guess a giant slug-girl... thing? What is this Rick?
>We're inside the mind of a guy named Kenkou Cross MoooOOorty! This guy's been pumping out weird sexual shit like that for years now, Morty! Just think about it, our own porn factory Morty!
>Now we can pretend to be assholes poking fun at other peoples' sexual fetishes and then when they go all "HUBBA-DUBBA-DUHHH STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!" we can just blame this guy Morty! Trust me, it'll be great!
>I don't know, Rick...
>Yeah, well when you decide to stop being a pansy about this I'll be over there with all the red-heads, and awayyyyyy we go!

>> No.14210375

>>14210344
>Caped Baldy AKA Saitama

>> No.14210399

>>14210298
Nice meme

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>>14210368
>Rick proceeds to completely ruin the local Crow Tengu girl's self confidence with his own intelligence.
>Rick is found at the local Oni bar, with his fellow oni bar patrons unconscious on the floor, having been bested by Ricks alcoholism.
>Morty meanwhile runs through the town, whilst being stalked by various shota loving Monster girls, and rick cheering him on from the rooftops

>> No.14210410

>>14210135
>As you're clocking out you invite Verina to join you for lunch, mostly out of a desire to fix the awkward atmosphere.
>"Certainly!" Her enthusiastic reply catches you a little off-guard.
>She clears her throat and continues in a more normal tone. "I'm also on lunch break so that works out well."
>"You're on lunch? Come to think of it, where do you work? And how did you know where I work?"
>You and Verina talk while you walk to the little grill across the street and put in your orders.
>"The Daki service gave me your work address. I work at the public library part-time while I attend university."
>"You're a librarian?" You eye her outfit up and down.
>"Yes? Oh, you must be confused since I'm not wearing the rest of my uniform."
>She reaches into her purse and pulls out two object. A pair of glasses and a black leather riding crop.
>She puts on the glasses and taps them with the crop. "See?"
>"Uh...yeah," you lie. "It's so obvious; I don't know how I didn't see it before."
>She nods in satisfaction.
>"You said the PUBLIC library, right?"
>"Yes?"
>"No...it's nothing."
>Your order is up so you and Verina collect your food then head for a table.
>"You said you were in college? For some reason I was thinking of you as the career woman type. How old are you?"
>"I'm twenty-four."
>"Oh wow, really? I though you were way older than th-" her face doesn't change but you can suddenly feel a powerful aura of depression emitting from her body. "I mean, that's only about a year older than me. What a coincidence, hahaha."

>> No.14210414

>>14210410
>Desperate to change the subject you jump to the first thing you can think of.
>"Say, have you ever thought about going to sleep in a kind of weird way? I remember when I was a kid I always wanted to sleep in a big pile of warm, fresh laundry."
>She perks up noticeably and the gloomy atmosphere vanishes.
>"I may have considered some things along those lines in the past." She's studying you intently from behind her steak sandwich now. "Would you like to try them?"
>"Eh? Uh, what did you have in mind?"
>"...oh, this and that. Various things."
>"I...guess that would be alri-"
>"Wonderful. Perhaps I'll think of something for tonight then."
>This may have been a mistake.

>> No.14210427

>>14210262
A kind Anon compiled the stuff from the previous thread, it's up there somewhere. I also intend to put it up in my own bin once I finish.

>> No.14210437

>>14210410
>Demon that's just a year away from becoming a christmas cake

>> No.14210455

I want to drape a net over a soldier beetle's head!

>> No.14210461

>>14210262
see
>>14206635

>> No.14210476

>>14210455
>net only covers her upper body
>still frantically flails her arms
>eventually she resignedly gives up
>same deadpan expression through the whole ordeal

>> No.14210489

>>14210455
I want to catch a Mantis and Soldier Beetle with a very big net!

>> No.14210500

>>14210455
>>14210489
I want to round up all the Tanukis and Alps and put them into camps!

>> No.14210504
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>> No.14210509

>>14210504
...we aren't discussing Centaurs at the the moment but okay.

>> No.14210514

>>14206380
Eating out my waifu with foodplay.
I would relish the moment.

>> No.14210516

>>14210504
Man I want to marry Miia's mother

>> No.14210518

>>14210504
God damn EMG is trash.

>> No.14210542

>>14210455
To what end?

>> No.14210550

>>14210504
>>14210516
Miia's mother is a cutie. She's sweet, pure, and lovely.

>> No.14210559

>>14210550
>She's sweet, pure, and lovely.
>Sweet
>Pure

Stop lying.

>> No.14210566

>>14210518
It's like McDonald's, filling, quick, instant gratification with NONE of the flavor.

>> No.14210567

>>14210550
>Miia's mother
>sweet
>pure

Pick one and only one.

>> No.14210574

>>14210550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4RBkizO7LY

>> No.14210578

>>14210559
>>14210567
>>14210574
OK sweet and pure in heart

I'd still love her and show her how monogamy is the superior lifestyle

>> No.14210583
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>>14210504
>Polygamy
>Cheating/Cuckoldry
>Big stronk guy who's dumb and uncaring
>Somehow implied to be society-wide

Thank fuck I dropped this after the early haremshittery

>> No.14210587

>>14210578
>OK sweet and pure in heart

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.14210588

>>14210578
Enjoy your life as a breeding sow, ya dunce.

>> No.14210594

>>14210588
>Being stuck in a Lamia pit filled with horny beautiful women all interested in you is a bad thing

>> No.14210596

>>14210578
There is not a single part of the snake that's sweet or pure.

>> No.14210602

>>14210594
There ain't no mamonomana in EMG, buddy. Nothing to save you from the excruciating pain of ejaculating 50 times in one night.

>> No.14210606

>>14210578
I like Miia's mom too, but there's no way she's pure.
Also, she's every bit as cunning and underhanded as you'd expect a lamia in touch with her culture to be, and I love it.

>> No.14210607

EMG girls are so shit it's not even funny.

>> No.14210610

>>14210607
Wisdom.

>> No.14210616

>>14210607
It's a nice contrast to MGE in that the girls seem human enough.
Though, I wish their respective cultures weren't so shitty. Centaurs needing teasers? Even if it is made slightly better by the fact that the teasers are the men they give birth by, it's still pretty bad.

Miia's cute, though. Her and Papi.

>> No.14210620

>>14210616
>seem human enough.

Isn't the appeal of MGs the complete contrary

>> No.14210626

>>14210620
I mean, not human physically, but in mentality, if that makes sense.
And I don't mean 3DPD-tier human, I mean 2D human.

>> No.14210632

>>14210616

They have some human qualities but they're definitely more clingy and assertive than normal human girls (which should be applied to MGs in general as far as I'm concerned, but that's just part of the appeal for me personally).

>> No.14210635

>>14210587
>>14210588
>>14210596
>>14210606
Come on, she's nice and kind in her own way. She looks out for her people, and acts in a loveable manner. I like her.

>Also, she's every bit as cunning and underhanded as you'd expect a lamia in touch with her culture to be, and I love it.
That's not contradictory with the above though. I love a woman who gets stuff done.

I just want Miia's mother to call me her darling.

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>>14210607
Except Lala and Manako who're the only true pure girls in the story. Why did such good, well behaving girls have to end up in fucking EMG of all places?

>> No.14210642

>>14210635
>she's nice and kind
>nice
>kind

Stop lying.

>> No.14210645

>>14210635

You have good taste. I also really like Miia's mom. I REALLY like her. I even capitalized for emphasis, after all.

>> No.14210647

>>14210635
>nice and kind in her own way
I can agree with this.

>Miia's mom is pureand sweet
I can't agree with that.

>> No.14210649

>Lions lost
>Lost drop in hockey game
>Went down wrong in first period so my knee hurts
>Got pop tarts and Alexander Kieth

All is right in the world.

>> No.14210651

>>14210649
>Watching sports

>> No.14210654

>>14210635
>>14210647

She's probably really sweet if you're her Darling. I bet she'd dote on you all the time.

>> No.14210655

What would your waifu do if you lost both your arms?

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>>14210637
Manako is pure, innocent love and I blame her for my love of monoeyes.

>> No.14210658

>>14210655
I don't know what she would do, but I know what I'd do.
Nigga, life's not worth it if you lose your hands. How do I play my vidya?

>> No.14210660

>>14210655
She'd leave me

>> No.14210663

>>14210655
i would ask my good friend Anon's waifu the Lich to sew them back on and owe them a favour.

>> No.14210666
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14210666

Which monstergirl likes pancakes as much as I do?

>> No.14210668

>>14210655
Get something I never asked for.

>> No.14210669

>>14210655
Probably divorce me.

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>>14210655
She could fix me, she has the magic!

>> No.14210673

>>14210666
Alps, Satan.

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14210674

>already five threads away from being sniped
>only 1286 replies and 164 images
Pretty mellow for a weekend thread.

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>>14210666
>that expression
>that dialogue
Thanks Satan-chan.

>> No.14210679
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14210679

I want to live with my sea MG waifu inside of a scuttled ship in the frigid waters of the North Atlantic!

>> No.14210684

>>14210679
this sounds rather nice

>> No.14210690

>>14210673
Trick question! No mere monster can love pancakes as much as I do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30CExwoUyVQ

>>14210675
Pic was unrelated but large oppai remind me of pancakes.

>> No.14210693

>>14210654
I bet she'd be a Sugar Moma, spoiling you all the time.

God I want to be doted on by a lewd Lamia MILF now.

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>>14210690
>no buxom Yet will drizzle syrup onto her breasts and playfully let you lick it off

>> No.14210704

>>14210693
I want a full figured, mature tanuki businesswoman to try and be my sugar momma but I keep turning down her expensive gifts and insist that I pay every meal we get.

>> No.14210709

>>14210704
>but I keep turning down her expensive gifts and insist that I pay every meal we get.
Man, if she has the money it's probably no sweat off her back. I mean, be smart man. Why turn it down?

>> No.14210712

>>14210709
I get wierd when people drop anything over 25 bucks on me.

>> No.14210715

>>14210709
A man has his pride.

>> No.14210718

>>14210504
When did this happen?

>> No.14210721

>>14209457
>>14209598
>>14209736
Oh baby
>>14209847
>before I go away
What?

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>>14210712
I do too, that's why I'd just make sure she just doesn't buy me things in the first place, or just go to cheap places.

But do you really think you can stop older girls from their natural desire to spoil young boys? It'd be better to just learn how to make it up to her when you go back to her house.

>>14210715
Fuck your pride, pride doesn't get you headpats and sweets.

>> No.14210736

>>14210729
But she doesn't need to spoil me and I'd pay her back for spending her time with me anyways.

Except after hockey, because I can't move for crap after hockey.

>> No.14210743

>>14210729
Don't talk shit about my pride and my unfounded fetish for self-reliance. You can keep your bribes to yourself, I am not so easily bought.

>> No.14210746

>>14210041
Raoh?

>> No.14210748

>>14210283
Massage the cow

>> No.14210749

>>14210746
Who?

>> No.14210750

>>14209649
>golem
hathor milk

>> No.14210756

>>14210749
You can't be serious.

>> No.14210757

>>14210750
Are you ready for her to engage her paizuri protocol?
What do you do for the date?

>> No.14210759

>>14210756
No, who is Roah?

>> No.14210762
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So I just made this, color soon. I have a thing for /fa/ monstergirls now.

>> No.14210763

>>14210762
Nice

>> No.14210765

>>14210759
Fist of the north star. START WATCHING.

>> No.14210766

>>14210762
Ushi Oni Lingerie when Loen

>> No.14210769

>>14210762
Don't Alp on us, we don't need more /fa/ggots here than there are already. Think manly things instead of clothes. Video games, Monster Trucks, Kaiju, Beer, Tits and Ass, that stuff.

>> No.14210771

>>14210762
Who are you?

>> No.14210773

>>14210765
Oh, that Roah.
For some reason I thought you were talking about Roa from Type Moon.

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14210774

>>14210762
She's fabulous.

>> No.14210775

>>14210697
>Look, honey, I know you're trying to be cute, but your fur is getting all sticky and I don't want a hairball

>> No.14210777

>>14210762
Nice. The see-through shirt is great.

Any chance you're going to color your most recent wight pic?

>> No.14210779

>>14210697
>you will never wax a yeti

>> No.14210780

>>14210769
I don't know man, I think monstergirls would benefit as a whole if they had an alp friend that gave good fashion advice. Especially with lingerie.

>> No.14210781

>>14210729
>Talking shit about pride
>Being a useless bitch who can't work for his own merits and rewards

>> No.14210788
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>>14210769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA27aQZCQMk
Are you talking smack about fashion?

>> No.14210802

>>14210769
There's nothing gay about monstergirls in nice clothing anon.

>> No.14210805

>>14210757
a movie night
grope her while watching and see if her "upgrades" make her error 404 faster

>> No.14210806

>>14210781
Can I have pride and headpats?

>> No.14210807

>>14210769
Shut up fag

>> No.14210808

>>14210805
Oh lord, she's going to blue screen if you get to rough.
She may need to reboot using your dick.

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>>14210766
Now.
>>14210769
They are girls anon, they want to look cute too.
>>14210777
Yes, forgot about that, thanks.

>> No.14210813

what would be a good variant for golems?

>> No.14210820

>>14210813
My time playing Castlevania has led me to learn about wood, flesh, and iron. Wonder what else could be used as material...

>> No.14210821

>>14210813
clock work automatons
or for zipangu, karakuris

>> No.14210822

>>14210810
How do you always manage to eradicate my sides?

>> No.14210828

>>14210813
Flesh golem would look like a zombie, have DR/5 slashing and moan like a zombie

Iron would be sturdier, more punchy and have a steel corset

Ice would look like a glacies in golem form.

Wood would look like a dryad with leafy green hair and no chance of trapping you in an oak for all eternity

>> No.14210831

>>14210788
Fashion is dumb.

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>> No.14210836

>>14210834
this is nice

>> No.14210838

>>14210762
>>14210810
Based

>> No.14210840

>>14210813
All the DnD variants.

Shield Golem
>Wizard's personal bodyguard and lackey

Warforged
>It has emotions, and it was made to kill

Colossus
>An avatar of the gods. Creates a cult of worship around itself. Think of it like a thirty foot tall stone golem who acts like a ryu.

And then the subtypes of what they are made of.

>> No.14210842

>>14210834
You're coloring these now? Good, your art is just too darn cute.

>> No.14210843

>>14210821
given the golem and living doll im surprised we haven't got karakuris yet

>> No.14210845

>>14210746
What the fuck are you even talking about.

>> No.14210849

>>14210813
Steam powered, Rubber, Plastic ,Copper, Ice.

>> No.14210854

>>14210840
>Wizard's personal bodyguard and lackey
Sounds like a neat scenario.

>> No.14210855

>>14210504
What chapter was this?

>> No.14210857

>>14210834
Man I love this guy's onis, they all look so sweet and/or big.

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>>14210834
She's a cutie.

>> No.14210867

>>14210769
>Implying you wouldn't want art of an Apsara wearing urban dance attire, or a Medusa trying gothic lolita attire
Come now.

>> No.14210872

>>14210855
Ask ELH (since it looks like his typesetting with that font anyway) or whoever scanned the page, I'm too lazy to myself.

>> No.14210878

>>14210864
I want to ruffle that oni's hair.

Then again, I also want to the older friend of a loli tanuki and give her the first dollar that start's her business only to have her show up when she's successful and demand that I become her husband.

>> No.14210881

>>14210872
How do I contact ELH? Do I just message him on Pastebin?

>> No.14210882

>>14210864
Sniff this!
*Whips out dong.*

>> No.14210883

>>14210881
Look here https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/ and go to the contact tab. Easy peasy.

>> No.14210884

>>14210881
His contact info is on the wordpress.

>> No.14210889

>>14210872
>>14210881

I didn't typeset that particular chapter. It's an omake extra afaik.

The font is SilverAge UC since that's usually the next question.

>> No.14210901

>>14210882
>*action*
Please do not.

>> No.14210906

>>14210834
holst milk maid when

>> No.14210912

>>14210414
>That night Verina calls and asks if you would be willing to sleep somewhere else that night.
>Reluctantly you agree.
>She picks you up and drives you to an average looking house in a nearby neighborhood.
>When you ring the doorbell you're greeted by two soccer-mom looking young women, a Hellhound and a Yeti. Odd combination.
>Verina introduces them. "These are my classmates from highschool, Nana and Riley."
>"Are you sure this is alright, Rina?" the Yeti, Nana, asks. "I wouldn't want to spoil your date."
>Before you can object Verina answers, "It's fine."
>"You shouldn't have any trouble with mine today, at least," the Hellhound puts in. "Nana's girls ran them ragged all day." She chuckles.
>"Ahhh, the poor things," Nana sighs. "They're just so cute my girls can't help themselves. They were chasing them around all afternoon."
>The conversation only adds to your confusion and before you can figure out what's going on the two women are gone; Nana home to sleep and Riley off to meet her husband somewhere.
>When you ask Verina what's going only she quietly tugs you to a room at the back of the house.
>Inside you find a shallow, square basket the size of a king-sized bed lined with blankets and pillows.
>Two young Yetis are curled up inside sleeping. They look about 6 or 7, one a little older than the other.
>They're both clutching dark balls of fluff that you mistake for pillows at first.
>There's 8 or 9 of the things strewn about the basket.
>The one in the smaller Yeti's arms shifts a bit and looks toward the door with a pair of glowing red eyes.
>It stares at you for a few seconds before losing interest and curling back up.

>> No.14210916

>>14210912
>Verina slips the door closed and hands you the bag with your night clothes in it.
>"We're babysitting?" you ask with some surprise.
>"Yes." She prods you into the bathroom to change. When you return she is already in her pajamas.
>As soon as she sees you she grabs you and pulls you back to the kids' room. Then she slips inside, pulling you behind her.
>"Hey, what are we doing?" you whisper.
>"Babysitting," she replies, pulling you toward the basket.
>"What about me?"
>Verina glaces at you questioningly.
>"They might know you but won't they freak out if they wake up and there's a stranger in there with them?"
>"No, they won't care. Just don't pet them too much, they'll get excited and won't go back to sleep."
>You sigh and follow her into the basket, stepping carefully to avoid the tiny Hellhounds.
>She leads you to a mostly unoccupied corner and you try to stretch out in a sleeping posture.
>Your hand and knee brush against something squishy and you hear a muffled squeak.
>The world around you starts squirming and you feel a sensation like several fluffy hot water bottles slowly crawling along your body.
>You turn toward Verina and come face to face with a sleeping Yeti. She clamps onto your head and starts nuzzling against your hair.
>As you are consumed alive by a giant, fluffy massage chair, your last thought is a desperate hope that you don't wake up with morning wood.

>> No.14210921

>>14210889
Well there's your sign.

>> No.14210922

>>14210906
A holstaurus maid in charge of keeping the other maids refreshed and up to the master's bust standards?
I'm game for it.

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>>14210916

>> No.14210930
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Can you see a fox running an escort service as a uh, pimp?

>>14210762
Total win there Loen!~

>> No.14210931

>>14210922
I had thought either a bar wench or a delivery milk girl but alright

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>>14210834

>> No.14210940

>>14210930
How classy are we talking here?

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All I said was "I hope to find a nice dragon girl" saw this then and woke up later together with her in her bed

>> No.14210945

>>14210938
That's classy.

I still want to ruffle her hair though.

>> No.14210951

>>14210916
Simultaneously cute and terrifying.

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>>14210940
super upscale high class ofc.

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>>14210912
>>14210916
This shit's cute.

>> No.14210960

>>14210938
That's a nice amount of sideboob.

>> No.14210966

>>14210922
>Familiar signing up as a maid for some Anon.
>She's getting fitted for a uniform only to find that the chest is too baggy.
>"Oh! Don't worry about that!" the holst would comment as she pops her top open so that her massive, milky breasts are hanging free "We'll get that fixed in a moment."
>The familiar bare can say anything before she has one of the holt's nipples put to her lips.
>"Drink up!" the large cow girl would say as milk fills the lolis mouth "Master won't accept anything less than an E cup!"

>> No.14210974

>>14210883
>>14210884
>>14210889
Alright guys, thanks. You're the best.

>> No.14210984

>>14210916
Is there a pastebin of the stuff so far so I don't have to load the entirety of the previous threads just to read the first part(s)?

>> No.14211006

>>14210762
Love the horns and the outfit, but maybe the line along the inner edge of the little finger's metacarpal could be a bit softer/thiner?

>> No.14211010

>>14210984
Previous thread stuff is here >>14206635
I'll put the whole thing up in my own bin when I'm done.

>> No.14211022

I am bored out of my skull. Which monstergirl could show a man the best time?

>> No.14211027

>>14211006
Nice catch, both hands are odd anyway, but thanks for pointing that one out, will try some fixes here and there.
>>14211022
Wurm.

>> No.14211029

>>14211022
wurm

>> No.14211030

Is there a place the mg drawfags congregate for critique?

>> No.14211031

>>14211022
Wurm

>> No.14211033

>>14211022
Best time at what?
An echidna would live in a dungeon filled with traps and her friends so she could have him run through it on 'easy mode' and a nightmare could alter his dreams so that he's fighting cyborg gorillas with her unless she wants to play a joke and make him think he's fucking the twenty year old version of the old, spinster math teacher he had back in school.

>> No.14211034

>>14211022
WurmAlp

>> No.14211037

>>14211034
wurmslime

>> No.14211039

>>14211033
You're weird.
>>14211029
Okay, so where would she take me? What would we do?

>> No.14211040

>>14211037
WurmLilim

>> No.14211041

>>14211039
Adventuring.

>> No.14211044

>>14211039
To her cave to get raped. Or get raped outside where she found you.

>> No.14211045

>>14210810
Oh my poor unprepared sides.

>> No.14211046

>>14211039
How am i supposed to know, im not a Wurm

>> No.14211047

>>14211039
Hey, it's how I'd mess with someone if I could alter dreams.

Everyone has one of those teachers.

Bonus points if you run it like a porno.

>>14211040
Cheshire Wurm.

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>>14211033
>an Echidna and her sisters of various species start up their own cave in order to find a man to share

>> No.14211051

>>14210834
>>14210938
Loving this love for big girls.

>> No.14211052

>>14211044
So I get to break her heart by being absolutely bored all through the act. I guess that could be fun.

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>>14210966
Oh god, I can picture it.
A holstaur onee-san managing an army of oppai loli maids.
It's beautiful.

>> No.14211059

>>14211033
>make him think he's fucking the twenty year old version of the old, spinster math teacher he had back in school.
Reminded me of the weird Nightmare-induced wet dream by Average.

>> No.14211060

>>14211041
A hard drinking, fast talking mercenary wurm with a loose moral compass out to make coin takes me as her traveling companion? Sounds badass. Would we steal shit from nobles and get into bar fights?

>> No.14211061

>>14211022
Alp

>> No.14211062

>>14211047
Jabberwurm

>> No.14211063

>>14211049
I'm tempted to make a rolling game based on this.
Give me a minute.

>> No.14211069

>>14211049
Oh Merse, I liked you so much more human. Francisca too, though she's not that great.

>> No.14211071

>>14211061
Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm just gonna go snort some kesarans off a Cheshire's tummy.

>> No.14211072

>>14211049
Exactly!

The man who makes it to the end, through the minosister's maze, past the goblin triplets, outwits the lonely gazer girl, circumvents the second oldest baphomet, and wins over the echidna gets them all.

>>14211057
Indeed!
Oppais of all species and sizes (equal to or larger than E) that all work for you as hard as they can so they are able to share a bed.

>>14211062
Double wurm.
The wurm wurm.

>>14211059
Drunk nightmares make poor theme decisions.

>> No.14211078

>You will never meet a big scary looking arachne
>She will never bind your entire body with a web cocoon, and then hug and cuddle you like a teddy bear before letting you go
>You will never come back whenever you can to keep her company because she's actually lonely

>> No.14211079
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>You are over-encumbered.

>> No.14211080

>>14210916
>Bed of fluffy loli Hellhounds and Yetis
Man throw in a couple kitsune and we'd be in absolute Mofu-Land.

>> No.14211086

>>14211079
Succubi are bad.

I don't want to fuck them.

>> No.14211090

>>14211086
>implying you have a choice

>> No.14211092

>>14211090
But I do have a choice.

>> No.14211093

>>14211072
Werewurm

>>14211079
They are going to relieve him of the soul that encumbers him.

>> No.14211094
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>>14211079
Stupid sexy Succubi!

>> No.14211106

>>14211093
If she bites someone then do they turn into wurms or werewolves?

Also, wurm lich.

>> No.14211107

>>14211057
I'm usually not one for oppai lolis, but I'd use that one's cleavagepussy.

>> No.14211117

>>14211106
They turn into more werewurms.
Wurm Priest

>> No.14211118

>>14211117
Devil wurm.

>> No.14211123

>>14211049
>>14211063
Alright anon, an Echidna and her sisters have made a dungeon and sent out an open challenge to adventurers to try and complete it. However, you're the only one who responded, so they're giving you as many chances as you like.

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Dungeon Challenge: 1d6
1: Romance Challenge (You must win over the inhabitant of every room)
2: Combat Challenge (You must defeat the inhabitant of every room in combat)
3: Skill Challenge (You must defeat the inhabitant of every room in a test of skill)
4: Labyrinth (The Dungeon is a massive labyrinth with the Echidna in the middle. You must reach her without getting caught by her roaming sisters.)
5: Sexual Challenge (You must fuck each and every sister and the Echidna to succeed the challenge)
6: Pick One.


The final room is guaranteed to be an Echidna, roll on monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono to decide her sisters. But first, choose a challenge rating.

Challenge Rating: This determines how many sisters you roll.
Easy: Roll 1d6
Medium: Roll 1d8
Hard: Roll 1d10
Very Hard: Roll 1d12
Extreme: Roll 1d20
Dante Must Die: Roll 2d20

Body Types: 1d12
1: Loli (If already Loli, than CC)
2: Chubby
3: Thin
4: Species Norm
5: Busty
6: Pear Shaped
7: Hourglass Shaped
8: Oppai Loli (Or Shortstack if you prefer)
9: Gym Bunny
10: Muscular
11: Tall
12: Pick One
Please wait for quirks and lewdness level.

>> No.14211133

>>14211118
Wurmpires

>> No.14211136

>>14211123
>Challenge 3
>dante must die: 30
>dormouse
>6 pear shaped
I get the echidna?
I think i rolled things correctly

>> No.14211137

>>14211123
Quirks: 1d8
1: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Yamato Nadeshiko (Has all the skills of a perfect housewife.)
4: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
5: Twins! (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
6: Love Freak (In love with love and romance.)
7: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. Might change into a Wight over time. If undead already, then reroll.)
8: Sadomasochist (Loves dominating or being dominated. Your pick.)

Lewdness Level: 1d6

1: Not Very Lewd
2: A Little Lewd
3: Lewd
4: Very Lewd
5: Extremely Lewd
6: Semen Demon

If you make it to the Echidna, then you get to take her and all her sisters as your wives. But if you fail, you can't take the challenge again until the next day. Well anon? How do you do?

>> No.14211138

>>14211136
You have to roll a different girl every time.
So 30 girls.
All with different body types.

>> No.14211142

>>14211136
>quirk: Bakunyuu
>lewd:semon demon
>>14211138
no, thats a waste of space

>> No.14211149

>>14211142
You're the one who chose "Dante Must Die".
If you didn't want an absurd number of girls you should've chosen a lower difficulty.

>> No.14211150

>>14211138
>>14211142
not to mention a waste of time,
so i will think i have to skill my way through 30 pear shaped dormouses

>> No.14211155

>>14211123
>>14211137
>Sexual Challenge
>Very lewd species norm bakunyuu Echidna
>Lewd, Tall Undead Thunderbird
Undead are awesome. Shame the Thunderbrid is lacking in everything else aside from height though.

>> No.14211157

>>14211149
>>14211138
Should have been more clear then when typing out the directions, other wise i would have chosen different

>> No.14211161

>>14211157
>Challenge Rating: This determines how many sisters you roll.
It was right there anon.

>> No.14211164

I hope you all get wurm aids.

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>>14211161
I'm not very smart as you can see, the point is, it could have been described better
I find medusa to be nice, im tired and i forget things, i need a hug

>> No.14211177

>>14211164
I'd rather have alp aids, they're less likely to wreck my house on accident when they help me with stuff.

>> No.14211179

>>14211123
>Sexual Challenge
Okay then.
>Very Hard Mode
>4 Sisters
>Extremely Lewd Undead Loli Echidna
>Lewd Undead Hour-GlassThunderbird
>Extremely Lewd Yamato Nadeshiko Wight
>Tall Liliraune, one extremely lewd with a fat-bottom, and the other a little lewd who was once a Ren Xiongmao
>Pear-shaped Semen Demon Amazoness Pyromancer

Well. This turned out better than expected.
I'm doomed.

>> No.14211188

>Combat challenge
>Hard mode (got one)
>Little lewd Hour glass chimera Dark elf echidna ( get to fuck daugherus too?)
>Oppai lolli love freak extremely lewd red oni

>> No.14211192

>>14211137
>skill challenge
>alraune, chubby, Bakunyuu, Not very lewd.
>holstaurus, muscular, Undead
I love these two a lot, plus they create a great contrast from one another. I think my chances of getting these ladies is pretty high. I will gladly love them and give them all cuddles/ headpats they could ever want.

>> No.14211194

>>14211177
>alp aids
So
Just regular aids then?

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>> No.14211204

>>14211194
No, the aids are alps. Try to keep up.

>> No.14211205

>>14211123
>Combat Challenge
>Dante Must Die Mode: 12 + 5 = 17

Oh boy!
1. Muscular Devil Bug Twin (Other is Norm body type) who is a masochist
2. Muscular Imp who has housewife skills
3. Oppai Loli Red Oni/thunder bird chimera Twins (Other is chubby)
4. Chubby Baphomet Masochist
5. loli Ignis Twin (other is racial norm) both of whom have Bakunyuu
6. Thin Chimera/Kakuren Twins (other is gym bunny)
7. Undead Chubby Honey Bee
8. Gym Bunny Kobold With a huge ass
9. Chubby Kephri Masochist
10. Thin Sea Slime Byakunyuu
11. Bottom heavy, Muscular Sea Bishop twins (other is Gym Bunny)
12. loli Kitsune-Bi Bakunyuu
13. Pear P'Orc With houswife skills
14. Masochist Chubby Apsara Twin (Other is thin)
15. Undead Busty Girtiblilu
16. Gym Bunny Lizardman/beelzebub
17. Shortstack Echidna/mimic

Ok, I'm skipping lewd because of space but I think I've got this, the sheer amount of oppai lolis and masochists means I've just got to turn 'combat' into a lewd way.
Only sticking points I can see would be the chimera twins, ignis twins, and the lizardman hybrid.

And if that doesn't work I just start adding the lower ranked girls into my party so it becomes a group effort and snacks for a picnic in case I lose so we can have a nice meal.

All of them shall be impregnated

>> No.14211209

>>14211123
>Romance Challenge
>17 sisters

-Loli Roper (lewd sub)
-Oppai loli dark priest (dom, not very lewd)
-Hourglass weresheep (weresheep/scylla hybrid; has a busty love freak twin, both semen demons)
-Normal Slime Carrier (Unusually large breasts, not very lewd)
-Tall Succubus (Sub semen demon)
-Chubby Succubus (bottom heavy, very lewd)
-Busty Zombie (bottom heavy, extremely lewd)
-Hourglass Elf (dom, extremely lewd)
-Oppai Loli arachne (undead, has a tall YN sister; both a little lewd)
-Thin witch (undead, has a twin bottom heavy CC sister; both lewd)
-Oppai loli mimic (Eiken-level breasts; extremely lewd)
-Gym bunny dark priest (very large breasts, semen demon)
-Gym bunny demon (bottom heavy; not very lewd)
-Oppai loli werewolf (bottom heavy; extremely lewd)
-CC Goblin (bottom heavy; semen demon)
-Tall dhampir (bottom heavy; semen demon)
-Chubby Dark Slime (DS/succubus hybrid; a little lewd)

God that took forever. So many twins. Also, I'll need something for muh dick.

>> No.14211213

>>14211209
>-Oppai Loli arachne (undead, has a tall YN sister; both a little lewd)
I'm envious.

>> No.14211217

>>14211123
Let's go ez mode, because I don't think I could write out 40 Monster Girls.

>Sexual Challenge
>Shortstack Amazoness with a Chubby twin. Both are semen demons.
>Pear-shaped Undead Large Mouse that's not very lewd.
>Doppelganger-Sahaugin Chimera, that could be any body type, that's a little lewd.

Got a nice final boss at the end.

Also Maus Butt.

>> No.14211221

>>14211213
You should be, she'd crawl up his back while moaning HUUUUGS and become his zombie backpack who's breasts are reasting against the back of his head.

>> No.14211233
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>>14211221
>you will never attach milk pumps with straws at the end of them to your Undead oppai loli arachne
>you will never drink straight from the tap as she clings to you

>> No.14211234

>>14211133
So just Shiragami?

>> No.14211237

>>14211233
Gross, Undead Spider milk would taste disgusting.

>> No.14211238

>>14211233
Like an undead beerhat!

>> No.14211240

>>14211237
Mamonomachines say otherwise.
You'd also have to take Wighthood into account.

>> No.14211242

>>14211240
Yeah but, I don't think I could stomach it.

>> No.14211243

>>14211237
They probably lactate yogurt.

>> No.14211244

>>14211240
>Oppai loli arachne/wight

It want her to ara ara and act dignified right before I spoil the moment with a head pat and hair ruffle.

>> No.14211245
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She's reaching out to you.

>> No.14211249

>>14211233
>drinking milk from the undead
I'm not sure if that's a good idea.

>> No.14211252

>>14211244
Becoming a Wight won't remove her cuddlebug tendencies either.

>> No.14211256

>>14211249
MGE undead are basically living for all intents and purposes. KC said they can eat human foods, have body heat, and can even have teh babbies.

I think the only difference is skin-tone and clinical immortality (no ageing or disease).

>> No.14211260

>>14211123
>Sexual Challenge
Ayy.
>Tall Giant Ant
>Chubby Dark Slime
>Busty Chochin-Obake
>Muscular Kitsune-bi
>Thin Lizardman
Jee family's papa, do you even adventure? Your daughters are all medioc-
>Thin Succubus
>Muscular Jabberwock
>Hourglass Shaped Druella
Oh fuck.
The guy's desperate Echidna must have shamed him into some epic workout through the middle. Just imagine the montage it'd make.

Anyway, the sexual nature of the 'challenge' make it an easy affair.

>> No.14211265

>>14211252
Indeed it won't.
Now she'll just go ara ara and let out little tittering laughs as she rides your back.
Not to mention that, when she thinks the two of you are alone, she may start petting your head.

>> No.14211274

>>14211265
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
To do that, you can just try to something calming like molesting the ears of a kobold.

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>>14211274
Good idea. I'll even throw in a helpful guide so they'll know how to do it right.

>> No.14211279

>>14211276
We need more of these. Someone do stinky-crawly.

>> No.14211280

>>14211274
>>14211276
Kobolds are shit.

>> No.14211286

Thread is dead, someone give me a greentext story. I won't laugh at you, I'll compliment it, I promise.

>> No.14211287

>>14211280
Kobolds a cute!

>> No.14211290

>>14211137
I must fuck the echidna and her sisters

Vamp Mos. - christmas cake - Twin: Species norm - Loves dominating - not very lewd/Semen Demon
Giant Ant - Muscular - Love Freak - not very lewd
Jiangshi - Thin - Medusa hybrid - Semen Demon
Manticore - Busty - Perfect Housewife - Semen Demon

h-help

>> No.14211291

>>14211286
>Man meets monster girl
>Monster girl rapes him without a single bit of resistance aside from shitty hentai-tier comments
>The end

>> No.14211294

>>14211291
Can you plz write story with [fetish]? We hardly ever get stuff about it, while [otherfetish]fags get tons of content.

>> No.14211299

>>14211123
>>14211137
>Romance Challenge
DMD MODE, LET'S DO THIS
>14 sisters
>pear-shaped, turbolewd hard-masochist mummy
>tall megaslutty raiju/mouse
>waifu material apsara who's lewd
>hourglass bottom-heavy dark matter who's also lewd
>very lewd and waifuable sahuagin
>lewd shortstack sahuagin with a phat ass
>pear-shaped undead red oni who's not very lewd
>muscular buttcubus that's extremely lewd
>slutty ushi-oni titty monster who likes to gym
>pear-shaped lewd werecat waifu
>tall extra-lewd buttphomet with a CC loveslut sister
>very lewd gym lizardgirl with a nice ass
>extra-lewd bakunyuu scylla with a bottom-heavy gym bunny sister (SCORE!)
>extra-lewd thin lovestruck siren

So here's how this goes:
This is going to take a few weeks, but I intend on going on a date with each of her sisters a la deuce bigelow until I win their hearts over, progressing onto the next. I'm going to confess my profound gratitude for meeting each and every one of them, and could not pick one over the other for fear of breaking any of their hearts.

And when I finally reach their echidna sister, the support from her siblings and the weeks of sexual tension between each date is going to result in the hottest makeout session.

And it was all worth it.

>> No.14211305

>>14211294
>Man meets monster girl
>Man practices [fetish] with monster girl
>The end

>> No.14211306

>>14211291
>>14211294
Can't we have that story about the guy having to atone for his sins by making a pilgrimage where he visits the shrines, temples and churches of ALL the gods and has to be punished by the priestess at every one?

>> No.14211308

>>14211306
That sounds fucking stupid.

Die.

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>>14211308
Mean.

>> No.14211313
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>You'll never be swept off your feet by a genki Love Freak monstergirl.
>She'll never make you feel like the luckiest man alive.
>She'll never cuddle you close whenever she notices you being sad and tell you it's going to be okay.
>She'll never do everything in her power to make sure your first time with her is as wonderful and enjoyable as possible for both of you.
>You'll never wake up to her smiling face every morning and hear her say "Good morning."
>She'll never hold you close and tell you "I love you" before kissing you deeply and passionately.
>You'll never know what it's like to be in love

What is it like anons? Have any of you ever been in love? I'm starting to worry that my standards are too high.

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14211316

Good night Anons, hope ya'll sleep well

>> No.14211324

>>14211313
Love is for nerds

>> No.14211325

>>14211313
You can have high standards if you've got a lot to offer and are good at advertising it. The problem is more likely that your standards are several grades higher than your own quality.

>> No.14211326

>>14211123
Bring it.
>Romance challange
>Normal Lewd Cyclopses with twins each
Nah I don't feel like dungeon exploring.

>> No.14211327
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Do you guys think something like this would work on an isolated tribe of MGs deep in the jungle and/or forest?

>> No.14211329

>>14211137
>Sexual challenge
>Dante Must Die: 37 sisters

>muscular, bottom heavy, very lewd Amazoness
>extremely lewd, chubby, masochistic Gandharva
>muscular, bakunyuu, Hellhound with semen demon levels of lewdness
>extremely lewd, love freak Wight loli twins
>pear shaped, Yamato Nadeshiko, semen demon Werecat
>extremely lewd bakunyuu Succubus
>lewd gym bunny Raiju
>semen demon, love freak Sea Bishop
>extremely lewd, busty, Yamato Nadeshiko Youko
>not very lewd, chubby, love freak Ryu
>very lewd, pear shaped tombie Cyclops
>masochistic, shortstack Cockatrice, only a little lewd
>chubby, bakunyuu, Tanuki semen demon
>bottom heavy, semen demon, Arch Imp twins
>a little lewd, hourglass shaped Yamato Nadeshiko Sandworm
>very lewd, Dark Elf-Hobgoblin hybrid oppai loli
>bottom heavy ghost loli semen demon (semen spectre?)
>very lewd, oppai loli Elf
>extremely lewd Cheshire Cat twins, pear- and hourglass shaped
>lewd, tall, zombie Orc
>very lewd, sadist, gym bunny Vampire
>not very lewd, Yamato Nadeshiko Shoggoth
>lewd, busty, love freak Mantis
>very lewd, hourglass shaped, undead Succubus
>very lewd, chubby, Yamato Nadeshiko Honey Bee
>thin, love freak, semen demon Large Mouse
>chubby, Dark Priest-Dark Matter hybrid, unsurprisingly a total semen demon
>slightly lewd, busty, Yamato Nadeshiko Tentacle
>bottom heavy, extremely lewd Baphomet
>extremely lewd, shortstack, love frak Holstaur
>tall (long?), masochistic Apophis, just a little lewd
>bakunyuu, shortstack Nightmare semen demon
>hourglass shaped, bakunyuu Troll, extremely lewd
>lewd, bottom heavy Familiar twins
>Semen demon levels of lewd, chubby Cheshire-Kobold hybrid
>hourglass shaped, lewd, love freak Scylla
>extremely lewd, sadistic shortstack Devil

I don't even know anymore. This would take years, mind boggling amounts of aphrodisiacs and I'd probably turn into a turbo-incubus by the time I was done.

>> No.14211333

>>14211306
>Priestess of Hathor
>Priestess of Amaterasu
>Priestess of Ra
>Priestess of Set
>Priestess of The Fallen God
>Priestess of The Chief God
That could be nice. The sex would definitely have to vary from Priestess to Priestess though.
>14211308
Oh hey Salt-Kun I didn't know you were back in town.
When are you leaving?

>> No.14211341

>>14211291
Sounds nice. You have a good story. What type of girl is she? Does he deal with the fact that she's part monster?

>> No.14211346

>>14211341
>What type of girl is she?
Your favorite
>Does he deal with the fact that she's part monster?
Almost instantly even though the entire story talks about how the man doesn't really like monster girls.

>> No.14211347

>>14206653
Easy there Doom Guy

MA, GET THE CAMERA

>> No.14211352

>>14211333
You forgot all the Elf hippie Earthmother worshippers.

>> No.14211357

>>14211313
>You will never curbstop a monster girl that is as shit as Micchy.

>> No.14211358
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14211358

I want to turn a new-wave MG "feminist" SJE into my loving traditional, loving wife and a mother for my children!!!

>Oomukade girl (or whatever) that feels disenfranchised because no man has ever come on to her
>"NO. NO, NO, MEN ARE NOT ENTITLED TO OUR BODIES, NO, NO, NO!!!"
>"MONSTERS GIRLS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE FETISHISTIC MASTURBATION MATERIAL FOR HUMAN MEN, NO, NO, NO!!!"
>"HOOVES, HORNS, SLIME, OR SCALES, WE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL DON'T LET THE PATRIARCHY KEEP YOU DOWN!!!"
>She wears T-shirts with feminist slogans and constantly blogs on tumblr
>Leads some on-campus SJW movements
>One day you're stuck in the rain, waiting idly for a bus, under you umbrella
>You see her waiting alone, getting rained on with no protection, looking all melancholy
>You offer to let her use your umbrella
>"Um, no, I don't think so, I don't exactly need you 'chilvary.' So how about you mind your own business, 'dude.' I'm a strong, empowered woman and I don't need your help."
>You leave her in the rain for a bit while she keeps a smug pose with her head turned
>You can't stand to see her like this and walk over and stand close to her, so that she's under your umbrella too
>"Awawawawaw-w-why are you doing this?"
>"Because I can't stand seeing a cute girl suffer."
>She averts her eyes, blushes, and starts twiddling her fingers
>"C-c-cute? Ehhh...? ...T-that's the first time someone's called me c-cute....."
>"Do you want to go get some coffee while it rains?"
>"I g-guess that might be acceptable... but I'm only doing this because I choose to, not because your entitled to it because you helped me, I'm no d-damsel in distress, waiting for her k-knight..."
>You get to talking to her over coffee (she refused to let you buy hers) and it turns out you have a lot in common
>You start going out and over time, she becomes more and more "normal"
>It turns out she's actually extremely modest and traditional at heart
>You get married and have cute daughterus
>She forgets all about her SJW phase

>> No.14211359

>>14211329
But anon, think of it. All 41 of them and their Echidna sister will be your wives.
You'll be able to fuck them all until they're pregnant.
I mean jesus christ, you've got two sets of twins with huge asses, and you've got Cheshire Twins with great bodies.
And that's not even the tip of the iceberg. You'd pretty much be living the lewdest dream of them all.

>> No.14211363

>>14211357
I'll admit Micchy wasn't the best call.
Should've gone with Ryu.

>> No.14211369

>>14211352
Elven Priestesses probably practice some kind of Pagan sex rituals.
There'd probably be lots of ritual oils and sensual movements involved.
And now I'm imagining a nude elf sensually applying ritual oil all over herself while sitting on a my dick.
What have you done to me anon?

>> No.14211370

>>14211363
Yeah you should have, but instead you posted a character that did everything wrong.

>> No.14211371

>>14211358
her daughters will probably be sjws.

>> No.14211373

>>14211359
I have no objection to any of the girls, but I'd need to either become Stopman or chug doppelganger potions like water. There are only so many hours in a day.
And that's not counting spending time with the legions of daughterus.

I'm also fairly certain Dark Matters would start popping up all over the place.

>> No.14211376

>>14211346
>the man doesn't really like monster girls.
So there's conflict. I like this already. Will he overcome the conflict? Is there a certain type he doesn't like?

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>>14211370
Is there even a monstergirl desperate enough to take Micchy?
I mean, apart from Redyue, but she's pretty shit herself.

Micchy wouldn't even get Kaito and Kouta's leftovers.

>> No.14211379

>>14211123
>Challenge: Sexual
>Sisters: 5

>Sister 1: Girtablilu; Species Norm, Yamato Nadeshiko, Lewd

>Sister 2: Weresheep; Gym Bunny, Love Freak, Very Lewd

>Sister 3: Elf; Muscular, Love Freak, Semen Demon

>Sister 4: Ignis; Pear Shaped, Bottom Heavy, Lewd

>Sister 5: Cheshire Cat; Busty, Undead, Lewd

Kind of hard to take the Echidna when I have a Weresheep and Elf who are hardcore love freaks and a Skilled Homemaker Sadist on my rear.

>> No.14211380
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>>14211369
I've done nothing. Your sin is your own. In the name of the Moon, she must mount you!

>> No.14211381

>>14211379
If you win, you get all of them.

>> No.14211383

>>14211377
I don't know anon, Micchy seems to fit under the whole Scumbag that will never get loved category.

Zack however would be swimming in monster girl pussy.

>> No.14211390

>>14211299
>deuce bigalow

fuck yea motherfucker

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>>14211369
>>14211380
ELVES IN HEAT!

>> No.14211399

>>14211380
But then I'd have to imagine her swaying her hips with my dick still inside her as she rubs the oil onto her breasts.
I'd have to imagine her pouring an aphrodisiac made from Alraune nectar, Intoxication Fruit, and Corruption Fruit into my mouth and painting temporary pleasure runes onto my body to heighten the sensations she gives me, slowly starting to thrust her hips faster and faster.
I'm imagining the ritual would last all night long, and would end with a clingy and pregnant Elven wife.

>> No.14211404

>>14209017
I have a test every week and an exam every three weeks per class. Once I can assure myself with top study skills and scores, then I can safely work on things.

>> No.14211411

>>14211404
You'll never amount to anything, laddie!

>> No.14211424

>>14211369
>>14211380
>>14211397
I feel as though this exact sequence of posts has been done before...

Anybody ever get that? ImageBoard Deja-vu?

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>>14211424
It's the circle of life. Now let's pray for fertility.

>> No.14211432

D is for Dragon when?

>> No.14211437

>>14211432
Never, no, not ever!

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>"Moshi moshi! Shark-desu!~"

>> No.14211460

>>14211448
Shark, please. Put down that poor thing and come back to the shallow water.

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