Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry Miss Tengu, I'm sure you'll find a boy soon!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14298877
I want to smack that book out of her wings and then kiss her on the nose.

[Anonymous No.]

First for monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>14298871
Kids are shitty little parasites.

[Anonymous No.]

Give her the B

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>>14298862
I like her alot along with the Ghandarva, Werebat, and any Undead girl.

Hell, a Jubjub and the living species I listed could benefit from becoming Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

Zipangu sounds like a nice place to live in

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwocks are the ultimate Onee-sans.

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>>14298881
Ah, you're one of those people. The kind who don't want kids and refuse to believe anyone else ever would.
I can respect not wanting kids, but people like you are the worst.

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>>14298885
It really doesn't, it sounds like a crappy place filled with sluts with no personality.

[Anonymous No.]

Your MGE learned to suck it practising with her fatheru

Every time you meet her family he reminds you

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>>14298884
>You'll never have a harem of Werebats who gangbang you at night and timidly cuddle you during the day.
Wow, I keep forgetting how great werebats are.

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>>14298877

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>>14298895

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>>14298895
I will build a time machine and father his waifu out of PURE UNADULTERATED SPITE

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>>14298898
>Forgetting how great werebats are
Shame on you.

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>>14298895
>Your MGE learned to suck it practising with her fatheru
That's actually not as common within the setting as greentexts and smut have led you to believe.
This is coming from someone that likes incest.

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>>14298895
That's why you don't marry a MGE monster girl, they're good for one night stands and that's it.

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>>14298895
I'll just remind him that his waifu did the same.
ALL IS PAIN.

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>>14298885
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zipangu#Native_Species

Sure does, a lot of the best girls come from there.

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>>14298904
Not many people do things with them, and it's a real shame.
>You'll never push a Werebat's hair aside and stare into her eyes as she blushes and her sisters pounce you and tell you to pay attention to them too.

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>>14298906
It's just a shitty headcanon he keeps trying to push. Ignore him.
Also don't engage him in discussion, he'll just cite the books over and over again even if you show him that one KC tweet.

[Anonymous No.]

That thread died quicker than I expected.

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>>14298911
Except for Akaname, Jurougumo, Oomukade, and Ushi-Oni.

Other than that the girl designs are alright.

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Reminder to not look at the bait

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>>14298923
>doesn't like Jurougumo or Ushi-Oni
Mediocre taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14298923
But those last three are good.

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>>14298916
>It's just a shitty headcanon he keeps trying to push
Do you even know what "headcanon" is?

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>>14298923
>Oomukade
>Ushi-Oni
>Jurogumo
>Not good

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>>14298895
Except that if she goes to the point of sucking his dick she will probably stay with him and won't go for another guy.

Nice try though.

>>14298923
Those are good.

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>>14298927
I don't like spiders and I hate rapetrain monster girls.

>>14298931
Sorry anon, I just can't like them.

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>>14298923
Those are all good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14298934
>I hate rapetrain monster girls.
Mediocre may have been a bit too high of a rating for your taste.

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>>14298933
>Responds to bait.
>"Nice try though."

kek.

>>14298934
It doesn't matter if you like a rapetrain or not. All that matters is if the rapetrain likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/eUCi3DEEvlc

>spooky scenario where a depressed dude with no motivation in life trapped in a Silent Hill-esque location
>Completely out of Place fox spirit is his only friend in this grim reality
>Her nature is left up for debate
>She appears and disappears at seemingly random intervals, she's never seen interacting with any monsters
>"Teehee, maybe I'm the cause of all of this? Maybe I'm the one making you suffer? Maybe you're crazy and I'm just a figment of your imagination? ...Maybe I'm real and just want to be your friend."
>You reject her advances "No, you're right, I don't know, you're almost too good to be true. Odds are you're just some sort of cruel tick, maybe you're evil. I don't know."
>you just sigh, falling into a deeper depression, and lament your situation while she moodily pouts

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>>14298937
Everyone has different taste anon, I hate rapetrain monster girls as much as I hate femdom and /ss/. They're just not for me.

Nothing wrong if you like any of those things, but I just can't and I hate that the monster girl fetish is filled with that crap.

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>>14298910
Joke's on you, his waifu is his daughter and his daughter is his granddaughter.

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>>14298947

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>>14298942
I want to be nonconsensually cuddled by a ushi oni who ignores my pleas of 'I have a job to go to!' then cuddles me harder.

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>>14298943
I forgot to say I only posted this because it was a dream I had. Based dream journal helping me remember and keep track.

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>>14298961
Have fun when you get fired just because you wanted to cuddle with some woman.

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>>14298965
If I got to go to work like I wanted, the cuddles wouldn't be nonconsensual then, wouldn't they?

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>>14298930
It is when he tries to force it into other people's fantasies.
I got in an argument with that guy for like an hour after he kept trying to say I had no choice but to dick my daughteru, something I very much do not want to do.

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>>14298943
What would happen if I were to resign myself to living in the nightmare world and just never leave the room she's appeared in?

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Moo

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>>14298961
I wouldn't need to plea since I don't have a job.
>>14298965
That's okay, you could always live in her cave and eat animals cooked over fire.

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>>14298981
I want to cuddle with a Holstaur and Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

Nyaa ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14298993
You fucked up~

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>>14298993
Wrong sound anon.
And don't remind me of that. It's probably never coming out.

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>>14299000
>It's probably never coming out.
Welcome to the magical world of THREEFISH. At least that faggot put out a fappable trailer.

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>>14298904
>>14298912
Implying Werebats are worth anything.

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>>14298943
>Silent Hill-esque location
I've always had an idea for one, but it requires a batshit insane Lilim, and a Spirit Realm quarantine to exist.

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>>14299000
You could always just rewatch the series and enjoy the cute monster girls.

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>>14299006
>Werebat

You're as bad as >>14298993

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299006
at least post a cute were-bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14298981
>That feel when I can't have milk

Damn throat mucus...

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>>14299015
>posting literal bum-fuckers.

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>>14299008
Is the MC's waifu ded before the story starts?

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>>14299017
Sounds like you needs some mucus toad throat-fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299020
No.

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>>14299018
But we post Charon all the time.

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>>14298993
I feel like Liru is one of those formative sex figures who arouses you while you're still getting into it all, so you never really stop finding her amazing and sexy.

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>>14299015
They're still not worth writing smut about, nor are Lilims.

Come at me bro.

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>>14299024
But she can be a Lich or a wight! SH2 is the best game.

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>>14299015
I wish that artist would've used those designs for something better.
>>14299027
Thing is, Charon actually isn't since that was due to a single anon wanting to funpost about her.

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>>14299031
Werebat Onee-san sleep rape.

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>you'll never be bullied by a gang of smug monsters.

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>>14299031
Lilims are love.

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>>14299033
>that was due to a single anon wanting to funpost about her
He had a lot of other greentexts too, didn't he? Did any others stick?

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>>14299036
Good. Bullying is bad, and you have a very warped perception of bullying.

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>>14299036
What are they gonna do? Take my lunch money? Ooooh I'm shakin'.

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>>14299036
>Saru will never force you to play her asscheeks like bongos while Gao, Nyaa, and Wan all smugly look at you
>Reading you for any fear

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>>14299041
Vietnam flashback.

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>>14299041
I want a bunch of nerdy monmusus to force me to play video games with them and awkwardly make advances on me.

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>>14299035
>Werebat Onee-san sleep rape
After words she lays her head on your chest, and falls asleep to the beat of your heart.
As the days becomes months and years the only way she can fall asleep is with her head on your chest listening to the beat of your heart.

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>>14299053
Damn those nerds!

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>>14299035
Good luck ever getting that written :^)

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>>14299036
I want to be gangraped by a gang of Goblins before being thrown into the tent of their leader who is the smuggest of them all.

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>>14299035
So is she a genki fruitbat oneesan or a tiny vampire who looks more like an imouto?

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>>14299056
She's going to die of insomnia after I'm gone? I don't want that, it sounds like a horrible way to go. I hope she just dies of grief or dies before me. It's possible since she's an oneesan, right?

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>>14299062
Tall, genki fruitbat.

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>>14299053
>"Oomukade-san can you pass me the joy stick?"
>"I-I would like to play with y-your joystick anon!"
>awkward silence

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>>14299059
Reverse psychology never works on any writefags that are worth reading, Anon.

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>>14299068
Nice desu ne~
I want to ruffle her ears unconsciously after she's done raping me. I'm dreaming of ruffling a kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure how i feel about this.

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>>14299069
>her mother eavesdropping in the other room

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>>14299081
They could've put forth the effort to make her resemble the EMG Echidna more.

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>>14299081
Hybrids are nice.

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>>14299083
>Her mother is equally awkward and was the one who recommended the advance
>She's surprised when it doesn't work

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>>14299069
Oomukade are ferocious as fuck, anon.

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>>14299095
Not anymore. The memes got her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299095
>Found the Oomukade

You're not fooling anyone, Oomukade are nerds and pushovers.

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>>14299110
I'm not RPing?

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>>14299095
I bet she just eventually leans in on his neck and bites him.

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>>14299095
Indeed they are.

If I was even half decent at writing I'd shit out something that makes them seem a bit more intimidating but I'm not so I'll just post this image.

[Anonymous No.]

Ushi-onis seem like rather reasonable monstergirls.

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>>14299121
We need a story that illustrates their ability to beat the shit out of dragons.

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>>14299075
Por que?

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>>14299133
Not really. Sure the might be alright if you have a very specific group of fetishes. But to most other people they're not good at all.

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>>14299031
but they're extremely cute.

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>>14299138
>most other people
Most people in these threads like Ushi-Oni, if only for their memetic qualities. You're in the minority anon.

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>>14299138
And yet they've lasted this long in the popular consciousness.

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>>14299133
Look at those fluffy ears anon.

How on earth do you say no to ears like that?

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>>14299075
>>14299075
That'd imply I thought that any of my stories are worth anything more than a cursory glance. But whatever your prerogative is, Anon. More power to you and all that jazz.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/YpV5Y4e6

It's been longer than I would have liked, but I have the first quarter or so of Sasha's chapter of Fallen Brides translated now. It gets through the preliminaries at a much faster clip than the previous two.

Expect shorter and more regular updates on this one from now on, but I can't promise a definite schedule because my thesis takes priority.

Also, I recommend reading this one on the blog (link in the pastebin) rather than in the pastebin, because it's got a lot of important italics.

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>>14299178
Bless you, sky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14297355
keikaku doori

[Anonymous No.]

Smug Kiki's in lewd summer outfits!

[Anonymous No.]

If /mgt/ made a VN, what would be it's plot?

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>>14299216
Chuuni.

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>>14299193
I still have never seen a pic or read a story of Ryu maid, I've loved the idea for a while

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>>14299215
Needs to be skimpier, like tummy showing maybe as a straight up bikini

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>>14299216
Depends on who wrote it.

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>You go to MG high school and now you're alone with your MG classmate GF in her room
>It's the first time either of you have done anything lewd
>You're doing intercrural with her thighs as you bully her puffy pink nipples with your fingers and nibble on her ears
>You release all over her stomach
>"Jeez...you did all this and you haven't even kissed me or told me you love me..." she pouts and pulls her knees to her chest
>"I thought that went without saying?"
>she ignores you and turn her head away from you in a childish show of defiance
>You kiss her square o the lips "I love you."

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>>14299215
Whether they have slime or feathers, maids are always olev.

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>>14299216

[Anonymous No.]

How much do you do for your waifu?
It's never enough

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>>14299216
The wonders of oppai lolis.

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>>14299178
Why is this so boring. The prose just feels so... lifeless. Were things lost in translation?

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>>14299215
Smug maids are shit maids.

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>>14299237
Stop forcing your shit monster girl with her garbage art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299237
That's always been the feel, that what I do will never be enough...

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>>14299237
I'am constantly praising, but i feel it's ever enough.

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>>14299241
>>14299248
These are alps.

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>>14299253
uhh are you gay?

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>>14299237
I want Gazer fag to go and that guy who still hasn't delivered that story for you to go as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299253
But that's a dude, that's forbidden love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299237
All I need is her to be happy. Just thinking about her fills me with joy and bliss. She's wonderful, beautiful, and perfection.

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>>14299216
A mindflayer spell goes wrong, swapping the consiousnesses of every person in Unity High School.
What follows is a introspective voyage of discovery about the human condition, set against the backdrop of a romantic crime thriller horror story.

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>>14299216
There's actually one in the works right now, I think.

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>>14299248
>being triggered by gazer

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>>14299267
>a[n] introspective voyage of discovery about the human condition, set against the backdrop of a romantic crime thriller horror story
No, you just want an outlet for your filthy TG fantasy, you bad liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299237
What's the best way to get a waifu, should I write something about a monstergirl I like? I really like a lot of them, but I just can't say I love any.

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>>14299018
>posting literal bum-fuckers

Hey! I'm sure Quicksilver_ resents that remark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299268
No there isn't. Some faggot tries about every 6 months only to fail. There will *never* be a MG VN produced by these threads.

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>>14299272
>Writing to get a waifu
Implying this shithole would even like it since now Gazer is the trigger for the autists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299271
But I don't go to /tg/.

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>>14299275
Quicksilver is an overrated faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299277
Why is Gazer a trigger word now?

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>>14299272
I don't actually love my #1 favorite, I just treat waifuism like the undying meme it is.

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>>14299284
It's not, he's just shitposting.

Ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a home cooked meal anon?

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>>14299276
Why do they fail? We have enough talent.

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>>14299240

There are always nuances lost and gained in translation because languages are fundamentally incommensurable. In this case, Sasha's chapter requires a bit more grammatical editing than the others because its author has the unfortunate habit of often joining complete sentences with a comma rather than a period (this really doesn't work in Japanese either; I've never seen anything quite like it). There's also the usual problem that Japanese does things with passive voice, double negatives and dependent clauses that would look like gibberish in English.

If you mean that the narrative seems rushed and forced and that the narration repeats itself a lot, though, that is 100% true to the original. MGE novellas are a real mixed bag (especially Fallen Brides, which has a different author every chapter) and they sometimes have significant ups and downs in writing quality even within a single story.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to show a still naive succuvirus the horror that is the internet's endless depravity

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299277
I have to like her though, and you can leave anytime.
>>14299285
You are not waifuing correctly then.

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>>14299288
Sure, so long as she isn't cooking it.

Worst moth.

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>>14299297

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>>14299275
Eh, I don't really care. I like bum fucking.

>>14299283
Now this remark, this one I resent a little bit. It's your opinion though anon, so you do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299272
>Not already having a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299288
I would love one. I'm being poisoned by college campus "food".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299297
You're a cruel man Mr. Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299290
>Japanese does things with passive voice
Holy shit no wonder I can never find any translated Japanese stuff agreeable. 3rd biggest reading pet peeve behind said bookisms and adverbs/overuse of adjectives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299284
Gazerfag is the actual trigger since the vocal fags are getting in a tiff one of the better MGs is getting art over their generic bullshit cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299248
fag.

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>>14299303
>>14299312
Her face and words will not sway me, I hated my childhood years and I dislike creepy moths that will trap me in an infinite time loop where she constantly reverts me back into some of the worst years of my life. She is a bad moth and I will not take her cooking.

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>>14299322
But Anon! She loves you!

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>>14299319
Saltfag please go back on vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299319
Gazerfag seems like a nice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299304
Eh, I'm seeing a lot of inflammatory posts, you should not take anything too seriously today. It's sunday after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299326
Yeah, Gazerfag is actually pretty based. He gave us some hot new art, plus monoeyes are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299324
I know, but I would never love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299292
>You are not waifuing correctly then.
I suppose I am not a memer of your caliber.

[Anonymous No.]

Excited awa noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299319
What is this guy trying to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299335
Fuck those god damn Don't Move sections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299328
I was really only furthering the reply, being called a faggot without any explanation doesn't really affect me at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299324
Not him, but love will not change the fact that my younger years were awful and I would sooner gouge my eyes out before repeating them over and over again.

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>>14299333
That makes her a sad moth anon, how could you go on with your life knowing you made her a sad moth?

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>>14299335
Mod to replace the wendigo models with MGE wendigo models when

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>>14299339
Hm, as it should be.

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>>14299344
But they're not really your younger years as they were now, are they? No they're not, you have her this time!

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs more sunshine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299345
Very easily actually, why would I by hung up over some creep that got sad because I didn't like her or what she does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299355
Oh, I'm sorry. I just thought you had a heart. Carry on then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299344
Do you want to talk about it? Want to go to the IRC away from these fags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299346
But then I would want to get caught be the Wendigo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299354
Is it wrong to want to fuck your goddess all night long and then cuddle her afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299304
>I like bum fucking.

Shirihebi end confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299354
The sun doesn't rise in Hell, Goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299367
Pretty sure he confirmed that before he even started it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299363
It's only wrong if no love is involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299325
>Implying i'm Saltfag
Keep deluding yourself that, Lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299371
Would you let Amaterasu take you as her husband? You'd be in for one hell of a sex life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299380
Even if you're not, if people are assuming that you're saltfag, you're obviously doing something to come off as a bit of a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299367
I can't help but wonder when they get found out by the temple, if the response is going to be an, "Oh, you!" wink and a nudge, or horror and anger that he took advantage of a girl for use as a sexual outlet with no intent to marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299380
Not that guy, but you sound pretty salty. Keep trying to force whatever you are trying to force, nobody gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299383

I'm not worthy enough to be the husband of a goddess.

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>>14299383
If you were chosen, I don't think you'd have much of a choice. She'd just grab your hand and string you along for whatever journey that might await you two.

I've got to compile all of those lewd brush technique posts at some point. It bothers me that only that one was saved.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna give Polt my bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299358
Of course I have a heart, just not for a crazy sociopath that warps time for no reason and makes me live out some of the worst years of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299392
Even if she thinks otherwise?

I've heard of some great legends of the Gods mating with mortals, and one tragic tale of a Goddess and her relationship with a fry cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299392
Really? Not even if she made it very clear that she wanted you? If you don't give her an answer long enough she'll sneak into your room wearing nothing but a string of beads and fuck you until the sun comes up.
And she decides when the sun comes up.

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>>14299401

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>>14299380
Sure you aren't Saltfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299404
>>14299406
You doubt how little some of the anons in this thread view themselves.

They won't even let themselves be happy in their fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299406
>a string of beads
You mean like anal beads? Ammy is such a lewd girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299408
Is there history behind this dude or is it just a name you give to angry posters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299407

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>>14299429

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>>14299423
Just the latest /mgt/ boogeyman-tech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299421
Did you get all the stray beads anon?
Infinite ink. Infinite brush techniques.
She could fuck you forever if she wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299423
>or is it just a name you give to angry posters?
It is now, I've seen multiple people been called Saltfag when I know for a fact that poster isn't him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299423
Well, saltfag is angry, but you should check the archive and see for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299359
>Going to the circlejerk to cry about the thread
Top kek/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299423
Saltfag is a guy who comes in every so often, whines about girls he doesn't like and starts shitstorms, and then either leaves or gets banned.
There may be more than one saltfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299423
There's one poster who's made it his mission to be a cunt on an anonymous image board thread about monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299448
Just like everyone else in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299445
Is Saltfag also that guy who really hates bromont?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299417
I agree with this sentiment entirely, because I too suffer from this painful truth. You could have someone who treasures you like a precious jewel, but you'll never see yourself as anything more than crap you scrape off your shoe.

It truly is a tragic thing to see. We'd probably have to consult a Mindflayer specialist if we ever hope to break this trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299458
No, I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299423
Saltfag is a butthurt maledomfag and constantly whines and bitches about rapetrain monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299435
A few days ago, someone got banned for trolling. I scrolled up and looked for the deleted posts from his ban.

Every. Single. Post. of the last twenty or so were all provocations and shitposts. Mermaids shit. Snakes shit. Undead shit. Fuck off. You're a faggot. Fuck you. Go to hell. Fucking furfag. etc, etc.

Ironically, his very last post before the ban was something like, "I want to make a big strong wolfgirl my toy" or something. The only on-topic, non-shitposting thing he said was immediately before he was hit with a ban.

Now I would understand something like a third, or even half of posts being hostile and shitposty if he was in a fight or something. But I'm talking near 100% were shitposts of at least the twenty I saw. That's a dedicated troll, not a boogeyman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299468
Now is really not the time for baiting. Come back later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299423
Check this thread, and you will have an idea.

>>/jp/thread/S14260746

And pls let's just stop talking about this faggot already, that's what the attention whore wants.

[Anonymous No.]

With Halloween out of the way and Christmas fast approaching, please remember all the monster girls out there who have to work long hours in bad jobs to make ends meet.

Think of that Elf who has to play the part of Santa's helper at the mall, think of the Hellhound who has to work at the fast food place and also remember the Minotaurus working long unsociably hours as a security guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299475
No seriously he is, that's all he fucking does.

But to be fair, the only reason he gets attention and that stupid fucking name is because of fucking retards here keep poking the pissed of shitposter and don't just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299474
One thread is hardly enough evidence for anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299482
It hasn't just been one thread. There's been at least three threads with a ban, and universal post deletion for a person inciting shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299441
Sure you can tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299475
His wording may have been bait-ish but he has a point. Saltfag comes around to post angrily whenever someone likes Hellhounds, Ushis or other girls like that.
>>14299482
Except it's happened multiple times, especially with Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299482
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299481
Or maybe he's a false-flagging femdomfag...is what I would be saying if I was big on assumptions.

Seriously, why even bring this up other than to start more shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299477
Ah, here's the summary of his last bans' deleted posts.

>>/jp/thread/S14260746#p14264005

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299479
Would you give your waifu a picture of you to look at to remind them that you'll be waiting for them back home?

On an unrelated note, the thread seems to be going pretty slow. Should I bring back that male prostitute rolling game, or make a new one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299479
Somewhere out there, there's a Krampus driven to drink over the kinds of shit that happens during the holiday season. The kind of shit that she cannot turn a blind eye to because it is her job to make sure these...actions do not go unnoticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299492
Because that is all he god damn does.

He comes in, bitches about dominant monster girls and gushes about turning "big strong monster girls" into submissive wives.

Watch, I bet he's going to reply to >>14299479 talking about how he wants to molest that Minotaur security guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299497
I'd visit her on lunch breaks and try to cheer her up.

And make a new one to keep things fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14298895
>"Hey Father-In-Law, Look who I found!"
>Cue newly turned undead incubi father of the dude's waifu
>"So you're the one whose been looking after my girl, huh? Wanna know how she learned to suck dick?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299500
Yeah but I want to molest the Minotaur security guard and her rocking, voluptuous tits are none of your goddamned business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299505
Go away Saltfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299486
>>14299488
Yes, and anyone saying something you don't like is now "Saltman", we know how this game is played.

>>14299491
I must've missed the part where you became the boss of /mgt/. My mistake, boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299508
Except I'm not Saltfag you pernicious waste of human flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299216
>>14299238
oppai lolis in a sci-fantasy. anon and his sexy crew crash land on a Planet Lewd. they have to socialize with the inhabitants to repair their ship or adapt to their new home

[Anonymous No.]

Let's wash out the taste of salt with something sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299517
Oh you're definitely saltfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299521
Would a slime's pussy taste like fruit?

[Anonymous No.]

>saltfag calling saltfag to everyone just to save face
The janitor can tell when you are samefagging, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299523
Let's hope the irony is not lost on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299521

OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299527
I want to be that watermelon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299521
Oh man, that's going to get everywhere. I'm going to have to do so much cleaning.

God damn Slimes, so lovable yet such a chore.

[Anonymous No.]

Minotaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299541
Minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299530
That's why waterproof bodysuits are a thing now. Slimegirls might wear rubber boots and wetsuits as part of everyday life.

Otherwise, you could always feed her a small amount of thickening agent.

>>14299541
Make minotaur milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299541
I don't like cows, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299468
He only does that because he knows it triggers people. He's pure shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299545
Not that Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299547
What would Minotaur milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it Christmas yet?

[Anonymous No.]

Can't we get a nice writefag to give us an interesting story to wash down the salt? Quicksilver? Nyanon? Bromont? ThunderBrother?

Especially the latter. He better write something good after nanowrimo otherwise I'll release more pics of his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299558
Strong milk, with the faint taste of a protein shake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299562
The only story I have on my mind is something involving either Gazer or Tindalos, so that's off the table.

>>14299551
If Cathyl wasn't so insecure about whether or not she's been cheated on she'd be the perfect mountain to climb

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anons, unfortunately you've hit on hard times and had to take a loan, with considerable interest mind you, from a Tanuki. The good news is she's offering you a way to pay her back without money. The bad news is, that way is letting her rent you out to lonely monstergirls who are either NEETs or too haughty to get husbands normally.
Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Small party (3 girls)
Option 2: Medium Party (6 girls)
Option 3: Large Party (10 girls.)

Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your clients, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
2: Pear Shaped
3: Gym Bunny
4: Species Norm
5: Chubby
6: Thin
7: Hourglass shaped
8: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
9: Busty
10: Choose one

Quirk: d10
1: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
2: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you, and she brought potions to keep you going.)
3: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
4: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance. Roll a d6 and if it's even, she'll want to buy your contract. If it's odd, she's yandere for you and steals you.)
6: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If undead already, then reroll.
7: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
8: Oral Fixation (She has a fetish for oral sex, both giving and receiving.
9: Awkward Virgin (Has never seen a dick, nor does she have any idea what to do with it. You'll have to guide her through her first time.
10: Choose two

Hired you for: d8

1: Polynesian Sex
2: Femdom or Maledom (You choose)
3: Foursome (She invited two unscheduled friends and is willing to pay extra to include them. Roll species and body types for them. They share the first girl's quirk.)
4: Handholding and cuddling (What a deviant she is.)
5: Vanilla Sex
6: Rough sex (Roll a d6, if evens she tops, if odds you top.)
7: Anal
8: You choose.

Length of Job: d4

1: Half a Day
2: One Day
3: One Week
4: One Month.

Your debt is pretty large, so you might be working for her for some time. Careful you don't get addicted to this life though anon.
And if you don't want to, you could always marry the Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299541
what about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299562
TB should be busy doing something for NaNoWriMo right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299527
New organic refrigeration technique! Gauranteed to keep your food fresh and the strain on nature minimal! Order yours now!

Returns not accepted. Requires a lifelong dosage of love to function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299530
But they are so worth it, especially when they let you bathe in them and give you a full body scrubbing and hugs all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299525
Funny how that stopped him from posting anymore, maybe he doesn't want another "both sides should be banned".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299445
I hate this "saltfag/kun" shit. Its like the bitch kun thing commercial tried to start up last time.
Its a group of anons trying to shitpost, not some mysterious villain working behind the shadows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299574
>NaNoWriMo
Pardon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299573
I want to grab a Minotaur's horns while she's in heat and fuck her face!
And then she pins me under her and fucks me senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299579
Not even saltanon, but I think both-sides-should-be-banned is usually a good approach. The idiots who are easily baited into falling for troll attempts and cause pages of drama as a result... not a whole lot better than the trolls themselves. Maybe not everyone involved, but at least the most frequent and angry responders to bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299582
It used to be just one anon, but now Saltfag is a term. None of the other Saltfags compare to Saltfag Prime though.

[Anonymous No.]

>that one thread where saltfag bit the bait EVERY TIME
that was fun. I agree with that one anon who thinks saltfag is legitimately autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

Since i just remembered that /a/ is now allowed to post titties, does that mean we are allowed as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299587
I want to do the first sentence, but not the second sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299590
You can't stop that, not everyone can tell when something is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299497

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299562
More Bromont or Thunderbrother would be nice right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299599
Why don't you try it and find out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299605
Well then you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299605
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299583
National Novel Writing Month. There's a website set up for it.
Every November, it's organised so that those who like/want to write can set themselves a self-imposed challenge. From the start of the month to the end, you'll aim to write a novel of 50,000 words (around 1400 words every day, off the top of my head).

The reward is that you've written the novel, and you get to feel good. The punishement for failure is nothing. The website is set up so writers, both published and amateur, can discuss and congregate, give lessons, seminars and advice to others. Also, it allows you to keep track of your progress in writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299615
No you're a faggot.

I want my fantasy, not yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299620
Sounds cool, too bad I burnt out months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299621
No you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299621
We are just messing with you, dummy. Please behave and don't get banned anymore, let's all have fun peacefully.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you help that Cyclops MILF, who lives next door, with her groceries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
Well sure I guess, if she needs it. I don't mind helping people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299631
No, you're the faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
I don't trust Mature monster girls.

Or any monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
yes, yes i would

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
It depends, how many headpats would i receive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299571
Small party. I can't handle big crowds.

Client 1:
>Busty Wisp, bakunyuu/non-yan love freak,
>hired for a foursome w/ a shortstack red-slime and shortstack Apsara.
>Duration: One month

Client 2:
>Thin, bottom heavy Dark Angel
>Hired for Polynesian Sex
>Duration: One week

Client 3:
>Thin Amazoness w/ an oral fixation.
>Hired for vanilla sex
>Duration: One Month

This Polynesian Sex intrigues me, but that first client is definitely a keeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299576

don't forget falling asleep while being embraced by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
oh I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
Is she a MILF MILF or a CC? This is important.

If she's a lonely CC that has never known a man due to her self-confidence than the answer is a huge YES.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stand naked in a field and have all the Holsts laugh at my dick!
I want a Minotaur to come along and yell at them for being assholes!
I want her to turn around and see it too!
I want her to suddenly join in with the pointing and laughing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
>>14299649
>Monoeye CC or MILFs
Faith and begorah today has been a good day to be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
Does she mind if my waifu pitches in too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
Helping people is a nice thing to do so yes I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299658
Kek desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299655
She's a MILF and this is her daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299658
That's pretty pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299571
>Thin Dark Angel with an oral fixation
>Gym bunny Ren Xiongmao x Cupid Chimera
>Oppai loli Sylph undead
>Hired for femdom
>1 week
Dear diary, jackpot.
>Careful you don't get addicted to this life though anon.
Don't tell me what to do, this is heaven. Marrying the Tanuki does sound nice though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299615
>>14299621
>>14299631
>>14299646

Girls, girls, you're both adorable spadetailed faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299660
I Have a folder made with 224 images of various monoeyes
all made by the same artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299434
When you Give a Maus a sperm cell...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299571
>Ryu
>Chimaera
>Wyvern
Dragon party, fuck yeah.

>Species norm
>Busty
>Hourglass
Dragon party, fuck yeah.

>Oral fixation
>Awkward virgin
>Bottom heavy semen demon
Dragon party, fuck yeah.

The devil has my back
>Rough, she tops
>Rough, she tops
>Rough, she tops
Dragon party, fuck yeah.

>One week
>One week
>One month
Dragon party, fuck yeah.

Holy shit did I luck out or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299615
>>14299621
>>14299631
>>14299646
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299571
>Normal looking Lich
>Undead
Well there's a shocker.
>Wants Vanilla sex
>One week employment
Well that shouldn't be too bad.

>Chubby Scylla Youko Chimera
So...Fluffy tentacles?
>Also wants vanilla sex
>Also for one Week
Still okay

>Thin Succubus
>With huge tits
Not quite and oppai loli, but I can use my imagination
>Still wants vanilla sex
>For one day

The poor things just want to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299674
You're the spadetailed faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299678
>all that dragon party
holy shit

that's the kind of jackpot you can't even be jealous of. you can only buy the guy a beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641

well i actually work at a grocery store. so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299678
>Species norm Ryu with an oral fixation who wants you for a week of rough sex where she tops.
>Busty Awkward Virgin Chimaera who wants you for a week of rough sex where she tops
>Hourglass figure Wyvern Semen Demon with a huge ass who wants you for a month of rough sex where she tops.

You are one lucky motherfucker anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299675

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299571
>All this busy work for no reason

Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299686
>>14299704
I doubt I'd survive, but it'd be a cool way to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
>Be NEET in the dead center of MGC
>The only girls coming after you are Alp-level stinkepedes
>Hear a girlish 'Kyaa!' one day
>Wait, what the fuck? 'Kyaa!'?
>Go outside, it's a Cyclops you've never seen before struggling to maintain her balance, rising up with a mountain of groceries
>Something drives your lazy bumpkin ass forward and help her
>She huffs out her thanks, pausing when she gets a good look at you
>You look like a bum, safe to say
>Help her to the door, she tells you to leave some bags at the doorstep while she gets you something
>Almost expect her to pay you, she comes back
>'Bow down and hold your hands out!'
>Bow down and close your eyes, oh man you can feel the dosh coming
>Instead, you can feel her hand ruffling your head, giving off a girlish giggle
>'Thanks today! Hope to see you soon!'
>You can't tell if it's the inflection in her voice or the way she's petting you, but you can feel a crack in your mask of hating people

>You see her often, more times than not ogling at her brickhouse thighs, you've managed to snag a minimum wage job and access to a public bath
>She apologized profusely when she realized you weren't a hobo, but you strangely were okay with it
>She starts referring to you as her little helper, always trying to help her with the groceries
>Part of you deep down is only doing this to get in her pants, you know this, but on one side it's nice every once in a while
>To get some head pats

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299718
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>You have a collect call from Arachnotaur
>Will you accept the charges?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299571
Medium party

>Twin Chimera Werewolf Soldier beetle, one Gym Bunny one Cubby (what the fuck?)
>Nightmare, Species Norm, semen demon
>Werecat, Thin, love freak (wants to buy my contract)
>Sahuagin, shortstack, bottom heavy
>Ren Xiongmao, Cubby, Bottom heavy, Bakunyuu
>Weresheep, Hourglass, bottom heavy

>Hired me for: Vanilla sex
>One day

Cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299724
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299725
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299725
No, not because she's too monstrous, but because the human part is too ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299718
>Spend more time to get to know her
>She tells you she chose the name 'Nina Polyphema', because it was cute sounding and she's descended from Polyphemus himself
>She wastes no time flexing her strongfat muscles, showing off her proud heritage
>Gets frumpy when you smirk at her, telling her your name is 'Nobody'
>'But that's not fair!'
>Why not? You ask her, it's not fair that you'd like to shove your long, hard... into her?
>Awkward silence, you're trying to chug down your beer as she goes beet red and fidgets
>You leave her apartment without any head pats or indulging in sexual passions, bollocks to this
>Drink harder than you've ever drunk that night

>You're late to work the next day, the hangover hurting
>Your boss is being a cunt more so than usual, her Aunt Floe must be in town or her husband decided he didn't want to lick the snake
>You decide not to ask her, lest she fire you from being a bag jockey
>Get distracted while you're working, fantasizing about Nina's 'assets'
>The way her breasts sway in her ribbed sweater
>The sashay in her voluptuous hips
>The way she smiles with that big eye
>GODDAMNIT I WANT TO LOVE A MONOEYE
>Realize your internal monologue is turned off
>Several of your co-workers are giving you a look like you're a giant cockroach
>Some asshole Paladin with "I LOVE ILIAS" on his shirt calls you a faggot
>Nina just waves at you when you get home
>Curl up into your bed
>Try not to cry, cry anyway
>Have an amazingly lewd wet dream that evening involving you and your monoeye neighbor

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299725
Bourbon's human-head-on-a-spider-body waifu was worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299746
>>14299748

Not even a kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299741
Too bad, you'll be taking some holy chocolate milk from the tap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
Only if I can use it to extort sex out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299765
But I don't like that kind of thing nor do I like Ushi Onis.

I'd rather just milk a horny, lactating Minotaur instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299761

Boy, what a FOX I'd totally like to RAM her ASS with my COCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299725
Ew

>>14299748
Second this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299779
I'd rather milk a holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299779
A priestess of Hathor might be a good idea for you then.
Lactation's a big thing with them, their breasts are very sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299792
I'm not sure, I've heard the cult of Hathor has ties to Onee-sabbath,

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299724
Hell yeah, I declare myself guilty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299571

>Elf
>Lizardman
>Matango

>Loli
>Hourglass
>Loli

>Bakunyuu
>Bakunyuu
>Bottom heavy

>Foursome (Chubby Sylph, Busty Cheshire
>Rough sex (she tops)
>Handholding and cuddling

>A week
>A week
>A day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299792
As long as it's a tough looking Minotaur that I can freely molest than I'm fine.

Hell I'll even take a Tomboy Holst if I have to.

[Anonymous No.]

But Neko girls are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299825
>Tomboy Holst

Would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299759
I'm still listening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299840
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299792
Blech, priestesses of Hathor all have regular holy milk with only traditional health benefits of milk!

We want the good stuff! Holy chocolate milk is both delicious and has amazing benefits like pelvic bones of steel!

Also Hathor can't dance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299858
...I must touch that cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299178

Thank you good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299866
Really anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299860
Give me five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299759
>Try to get back into the dating scene
>Your first prospect is some smelly Oomukade NEET who wouldn't know how to rape a man if her life depended on it
>Jesus Christ and Mother Mary, just eat your fucking food instead of being paranoid
>Nobody cares that you're a fucking centipede
>I mean shit, there's a goddamned Matango in the other booth
>Spend the evening listening to her ramble on about her favorite super sentai shows and her constantly asking you if she smells
>I don't care, goddamnit can't this date be over with
>Later that evening bring her back to the apartment after she insists she walks you home
>Her voice is more confident now
>'Ara ara... you really fell for it, you did. Now I'll make you mine and there's nothing you can say about it'
>You can hear her giant Centipede mandibles coming up to bite you, but a strong, husky voice cuts through the air.
>'Ακριβώς εκεί!'
>Now it's the Oomukade's turn to 'Kyaa!'
>Right as Nina grabs her human abdomen and German suplexes the stinkpede into unconsciousness
>She reeks of beer, staggering up and wobbling at you
>You open her door, and no sooner does she bring you in for a heavy kiss

>You're both a flurry of flesh and furiously undressing
>She insists you call yourself 'Nobody' drunkenly as you're plowing into her, her body heat making your dick feel like it's going to melt
>Sure, you're a manlet compared to her, but hot damn is she a mountain you're more than willing to climb
>Spend the rest of the evening rutting like animals
>Look at the clock, it's 0500 in the morning
>You're both sticky with sweat and sexual fluids
>Used tissues everywhere
>She admits she couldn't return your feelings without a little bit of a drink first, since her first boyfriend left her for a Gazer without consummating the marriage, something about 'Eye Moé'
>Timidly ask her if she'd be okay with you being her boyfriend, even after fucking her like a rabid hyena
>She just smiles and pats your head last one inc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299870
I MUST DO IT NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299875
>last one inc
For some reason I processed that as "one last time" and was about to become angrily hurt and confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299877
How hard would you touch her anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299902
As hard as she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299902
My guess, very.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the personal daki of a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a Kejourou's daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299936
I want a Minotaur to be my personal daki.

Bonus points if she constantly looks flustered while I treat her as the little spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

does chewbacca fuck that girl with wings in hitomi-sensei?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299951
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299936
I want to brush a hellhound's fluffy tail and bury my face in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299641
>MILF
Nope. Cake or bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299936
>A Hellhound will never hold you close to her and nuzzle your cheek with her cheek.
>You'll never feel her warm skin pressed against yours.
>You'll never fall asleep to the dull thumping of her tail wagging.
>She'll never cling closer to you and bury her face in your chest during lightning storms, occasionally looking up at you with wide eyes.

Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299875
>Months pass
>Nina's gotten you back into the spirit of going back to school, patting you on the head every day and recharging on her "Anononium" by giving you hugs
>Some of your classmates in your courses think she's either your mom or your older sister and tease you for it
>When every night you and her lose each other in the throes of passion
>She's older than you by a few years, but you still feel things about her... is it love? You can't tell. Hell, you spent most of your teenage years playing eroges and shit
>You're both eating dinner at her place when she tells you she has some kind of news for you
>Quirk an eyebrow, thinking she's going to show you a wedding band, but instead she slides a manila folder across the table to you
>The top of the page says [MGC Medical]
>[Mother and Child Health Assessment]
>Anon.exe has crashed
>Look at her, back at the document
>Back at her again
>How many months?
>She tells you four, laughing at how you never noticed
>Pouts when you tell her it's hard to tell with how much of a bear of a woman she is
>She threatens to take away your headpats before you tell her you wouldn't have her any other way

>Get a call in class some time later
>She's in the hospital, her water broke
>Please God don't let her be just a pair of arms and an eye
>Hours pass and you can hear the wailing of a babe, the Mindflayer nurses and Shoggothes are ushering you in
>She's so pink, and loud
>But you can feel something inside of you shattering the mask of your old life
>You and Nina...
>Made this... thing
>This little ball of screaming baby
>Both of you are crying blissfully as your first daughter clasps onto her mother's copious breast and begins to nurse
>You're faintly 'awawawa'ing at her
>Telling Nina how beautiful she and your baby are
>She just beams at you
>Patting you on the head, ruffling your hair
>You did good, Papa

>TFW you and Nina have four more daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

Are Mindflayers good or bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299986
gr8, m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
They're great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
They're super great, snd fuck, we both got skimmped on our quints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
I don't know, but those quints say you decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299970
There will never be enough HH/Jinko greentexts to satisfy my lust for hugging with big, fluffy cuddle monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
Chaotic Neutral

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
The greatest monstergirl of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
Bad, what kind of question is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
It really depends on the context in which they are used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299936
It pleases me greatly that there has been Hellhound OC lately.

Need more Raiju and Lich OC though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300020
What about that one story last night about the plight of Mindflayers? Don't you have a soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299936
>>14299970
>Lying in bed with you Hellhound wife during a thunderstorm
>It's late and she's long been asleep, you've had trouble sleeping just been listening to the storm with the lights off
>You can't see it in the darkness, but you hear your bedroom door open and close
>You lie there waiting to hear more
>After several seconds you don't hear anything
>"Are you scared of the storm?"
>You see two illuminated irises moving up an down, in a nod
>"want to sleep in our bed?
>The floating eyes indicate another nod
>"I don't know...big girls don't sleep in their parent's bed, right?"
>The eyes shake back in forth
>"I guess I'll make and exception ...this time." you lift up the covers
>The eyes light up and a glowing smile appears to accompany them as your hellhound daughteru scampers into bed with you
>She crawls over you stomach and nestles herself next to her mom and you
>She cling tightly to your arm and gets comfortable, promptly closing her eyes
>you rest your atop her little warm head as you appreciate her warmth
>soon enough, you're asleep too

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bring down the neighborhood literally with my Wurm waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300030
Hope you're prepared for massive fines and prison time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300024
What happens when all her sisters want to crawl into the bed too?
Because there's no way I'd just have one daughter with a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300023
Probably not, but I do have superior taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300040
>Not taking down the prison
>Not taking down the government

If you're going in with a Wurm you better mean it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300042
She is the first daughteru. Later on it becomes a proverbial dog-pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300046
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300001
Zyzz pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300024
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299986
Pastebin this pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300023
There was also that story about the Mindflayer and Elf who kidnapped a kid and forced him to forget about his mother. Don't YOU have a soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299986
Cute story

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300056
Yes, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300068
I remember that one, but it was made by a yurifag so it doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300023
>>14300046
>>14300056
This one?

>Be Mindflayer
>Go out to clothing store to try and have a fun time
>All the other customers give you dirty looks and mumbles, a few leaving the store
>Cashier makes a point to say you can't bring them to the private room, suspecting you might mindflay her and steal the clothes
>You eventually just give up and leave the store, the cashier mumbling "Damn Straight"
>At home, you check the mail
>A few Home Catalog pages, likely from one of your neighbors, and a Government Summons to your annual checkup
>Mindflayers, considered a "Specialized and Capable Species" are kept under strict regulation by the government with laws built around them in separate to other demihuman citizens
>Slowly, you sloosh over to your computer, and check your dating profile
>On it, it lists in a special red font that you're a "Mindflayer"
>You have one new message on it, from one of the (many) human boys you sent messages to
>With a bit of hope, you read it, only to be punished for your efforts
>"lol thank you but am dating now its fine :)"
>You check his profile to see his status is still single
>On the scheduled day, you make it to the Police Station and wait in one of the open chairs
>There are a few other Mindflayers there, likely all there were in the town seeing as Mindflayers are a rare species, and all of them gave each other dirty looks, including some directed at you
>Mindflayers tend to go become psychiatrists, nursing home nurses, and jobs where they can help with mental problems, but they all seem to distrust other Mindflayer for many reasons, but the most common being "They're probably the ones who give me a bad name"
>Your name gets called up, and you enter the room
>In it is a Mindflayer in uniform who gives you a scowl, a Dark Elf to witness, handle forms, and take notes, and a Human Boy sitting on a chair
>The Human Boy is a volunteer there to help out with the test
>You and him sign multiple forms dictating what you can and can't manipulate in his mind, and that he gives you temporary permission to alter certain things in his mind
>Once that's done, you stand behind the Human Boy, and slowly enter one slimey tentacle into his ear
>You haven't Mind Flayed in years, but the moment you enter his head, it all becomes natural, like breathing, and you effortlessly change a few things
>You make his favorite milk Strawberry
>You make his favorite pizza Pineapple
>You make his favorite color Blue
>Once you're done, you remove your tentacles and the policewoman Mindflayer enters hers
>When a Mindflayer Mind Flays, they leave behind a "fingerprint" of sorts, that other Mindflayers can notice when they check if a person's mind has been tampered with, what has been, and by who, with this session being a very elaborate finger-printing one
>Once that's over and she fixes your changes, the policewoman lets you sign a few more papers and leave
>On the walk home, a woman pulls her children close to her and walks to the other side of the road to avoid using the same sidewalk as you
>At home, you check your profile to see no new messages
>Out of curiosity, you had earlier made another dating profile that was virtually identical, but listed a species other than Mindflayer
>16 new messages, all from cute Human Boys telling you how nice you seemed and how they'd love to get to know you better
>Turning off the computer screen, you fall back to your bed and weep

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300075
Sure, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300053
Imagine waking up to all those glowing eyes in the morning and seeing that it's still raining even though the thunder and lightning has stopped.
Sounds like a nice day to go down to the living room, bundle up, and introduce the kids to Final Fantasy 7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300081
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300081
I want to hold a mindflayer close and have her snuggle against me while crying because of all the nasty stuff people say about her on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300078
Well, the point I'm trying to get across here is that while they can be good or bad depending on their usage, their ability to straight up brainwash people leaves their 'good' aspects very limited, in my eyes at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300083
I'm glad we agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300099
We don't, I'm just being dismissive, but you can have the last word, seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

She can make the pain go away forever. 10/10 in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300066
http://pastebin.com/kd0paVXN

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300097
What about superman, he can punch people to other universes and he is a good guy. You are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299765
>filename
here you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300112
And I was being sarcastic. And yes, I'll gladly take the last word, how kind of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300122
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300129
That loli Kikimora is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300129
Imgur when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14298895
>get a jub jub
>snatch/marry her before her instincts awaken
>Be the father
Call the cops...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300145
He asked for it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write a story about an Anon who has a middle aged shut-in Wurm neighbor who turns out to be a huge D&D and/or MtG nerd.
She knows everything there is to know about those games but very little about anything else.
Anon has to explain complex issues to her in game terms so she can understand them.
They bond over geeky roleplay and fantasy adventures and eventually Anon loses it and pulls off the oversized, grease-stained T-shirt that is the Wurm's only clothing and has wild, animalistic sex with her sweaty, unwashed body while she is bound and blinded by her own tangled and unkempt sex-hair.

I want to do these things, but I can't because I don't know enough about MtG or D&D to pull it off. Thus I suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300170
Why, do you want to be the new Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300151
>>14300129
why is her head bigger than her dad's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300170
It's k senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
>Quintuplets
>No one comments

How many identical siblings of your waifu is too many to many for a harem, anyways?

>>14300129

Wuzzat on the back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300193
Five copies of my waifu are enough.
Any more is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300126
Superman is a good guy because his creators wrote him as one, and everyone generally accepts that he is a good guy.

Mindflayers are seen as malicious because KC wrote them as mind-melters who erase the rational thoughts of men.

Yes, there are points in time where there are exceptions to both things, but that's no reason to call someone 'stupid'. Tell you what: I'll let you live your fantasy, and I'll live mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300184
Is that how one of his stories goes? I wouldn't know.

No offense, Alpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300207
>and everyone generally accepts that he is a good guy.
Not in the recent movies though.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, sleepy-kun. Just read your writing sample. Lot better than I expected, best of luck with the VN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300215
Apologies, I haven't seen the recent movies. I was going off of the general Superman image seen in comics.

Captcha, cookies =! pancakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300226
I want to feed my daughterus pancakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300215
What, you mean that travesty of tripe that was Man of Steel? I don't think long-time DC fans would be happy that you're basing your views of superman on that turd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300215
Injustice has done a good job of showing how Superman would probably end up behaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
i can't remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300230
Pancakes a shit, I want my Kiki maid to cook waffles for me and our daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300233
>I don't think long-time fans would be happy

Said no one in surprise, ever, about any film franchise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300245
Forget waffles.
French toast is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300220
T-thanks. I was worried that one might not have made the best impression, since I threw it together in around 90 minutes. I probably could have spent more time developing the characters and hinting at some sort of conflict, but whatever.

I don't want to spend too much time tripfagging on here, as it's been pretty civil so far, but I might drop another short story once in a while as I push through the main script. I really like helping other people write too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300040
But we were hired to see how well the area would hold up in an earthquake
Since it's getting paid to have sex, would that make us prostitutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>Eating breakfast shit
Nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300230
>>14300245
>>14300255
>Not having French Panffles

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300255
French toast is in a whole different league anon, that comparison is universally agreed upon as unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299999
Good, bad, they're all the same once they're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300185
er bad proportions, sorry.

>>14300193
http://i.imgur.com/nO3kTxU.png

>>14300158
not sure how i would want to do it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300269
>That Mantis
I want to go hiking with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300269
I love all those wurms, especially the tiny one wrapped around the forearm and hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300269
Have you ever done a Minotaur before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300269
>Human Boy Drawings

Lawyer-chan confirmed for alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300269
>Mini-Wurm
D'awwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300269
Sketching Anon, how did you become so good?
Did it happen overnight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300283
C'mon Anonymous, that could be anything
That could be YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300269
Oh hey it's that one.
I still want a monstergirl to call me cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300291
Sketch anon is different from Lawyer-chan. Unless you're just calling any pen sketcher "sketch-anon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299718
>mask of hating people
>mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300269
Why is she smacking him? Cute pic though desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300298
I didn't know Lawyer-chan was their official name. Usually I just pick a name to refer to them and go with that.
When was the last time Sketch Anon came around and drew something, anyway? I don't recall so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300305
>Why is she smacking him?
Because she's a cunt and instead of acting like an adult she drugs him and beats the shit out of the poor guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300298
I thought Sketch was Lawyer-chan?
Damn it you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300306
>>14300315

That's exactly why we (should) call him lawyer-chan. If we call any anon something as highly generic as "sketch-anon", it's going to be confusing as hell, not to mention a bitch to find in the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299986
>no running off like a nigger end
I feel robbed. You nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300320
Shaking my head, blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299986
>You and Nina...

Triggered.

More breaking monstergirls story when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300280
I have not yet.

>>14300291
No, it was not an overnight improvement, just a lot and lot of doodling over time. Even then, there's still a ways to go, as evidenced by the large-headed kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300331
Soon I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300324
Is that what baka actually stands for? Huh, now I know. Usually my brain just filled it in with "suck my head".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300337
That Succubus/Lilim(?) has a build and hairstyle, I like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300337
>I have not yet.
Well I'll be quite excited when you actually do. Minotaurs are in desperate need of art and your art style is perfect for them.

[Anonymous No.]

If monstergirls were real I'd sleep with as many as I could while remaining a bachelor. I'd try to do it with every species before settling down with a harem of five to ten girls. Man was born to dick, and I will listen to my blood. Casual sex with MGs would be the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300331
Never I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300337
I don't think the large head is offputting. It's kind of chibi-esque, and the only comparison is a face with no features, which kind of lets you get by the whole uncanny thing.
Though for a kikimora it's a bit weird, and if you were going for a more realistic style it'd be off-model, but I like how you draw larger girls like the hellhound and wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300304
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300352
It would be funny if you end husbando'd with the first monstergirl you find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300352
>Casual sex with MGs would be the best.
Yeah I would, it wold be so great I wouldn't even bother to settle down. Casual sex with monster girls is the only thing I would want to do with them.

Hopefully I get strong enough while going about on my sexual quest that I can fend off any girls that try to track me down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300359
>M-muh self-insertdom and immersion! He's not reading my mind and creating an avatar for me to live through vicariously!

Don't let the autism bother you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300366
>anon bitches out and marries the first one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300365
by*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300371
You can put those words right back into your mouth.

I don't want to get married to a monster girl and that is final.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300337
I sometimes doodle when I've got nothing to do.
Thing is, I'm at the artistic level of a literal infant. No visual memory, or mind's eye, and I simply can't draw with my hand what I'm conceptualising in my head.
Everything I doodle just goes in the garbage, and I end up feeling frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300359
Implying we don't hate people, our own little family of monsterfuckers included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300392
Really? I thought you were all men of decent taste.

There are some skilled writers and drawfags in here too. You all seem fine to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300384
>I don't want to get married to a monster girl
>to a monster girl
>a

Well, good thing harems and Oyako-don (aka, waifu-daughteru-husbandu threeways) exist in KC-land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300365
That doesn't stop you from waifuing more.

>>14300366
I was thinking of a contemporary setting. MGE's you fuck it you marry it policy is enforced by the girls themselves because rape is law and you have to git gud to be a free man, as you say. But with our advancements and more developed society skeeting would not be an issue. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

DAE want to sexually FUCK Hitomi Sensei DESU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300402
I don't want that either. I just want casual sex, that's it.

Let me have this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300406
>because rape is law and you have to git gud to be a free man
God that is the fucking stupidest part of KC's garbage setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300401
Flattery will get you a friend until someone pisses me off. Such is our way. We do stand together though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300409
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300118
>mindflayers going around to the borderline suicidal
>create a world in their head where everything is fine, nothing to worry or stress about
>care for your body on the outside so nothing happens to you
>live together with you in there as your wife until you die, happier than you'd have been without her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300413
Nah, faggots who use it to say you can't be free are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300413
>God that is the fucking stupidest part of KC's garbage setting.
You ever been fucked by your own corrupted pet? It's a lot worse than not being able to be a playboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300414
Through dick, unity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300331
Hopefully never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300415
Why? What's wrong with wanting to pump and dump monster girls instead of getting married to one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300413
>Why doesn't this specific setting pander to my fetishes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300421
Through dick, unity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300417
It's the best fucking symbiosis in the entire setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300423
Are you knocking them up first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300423
Nothing. Run free my brother. We will not abandon the dream. No one can stop us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300423
Everything.

[Anonymous No.]

I like yandere magical constructs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300429
I wouldn't know, I'd fuck one and leave in the morning without her knowing. If she got pregnant than I wouldn't know.

>>14300435
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300423
Even if you were to git gud enough that you can fend off most of the monsters, Eros wouldn't be having any of that. She'd curse you such that no one would ever want to be with you, unless you could overcome the Goddess of love.

Her reasoning for cursing you would probably that you're breaking the hearts of all the monsters you come across.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300368
If I let people bother me still then that just means I need to build more pylons I guess.

>>14300392
You could at least make an exception for a daughteru, Anon. I mean, she's not a furry at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300423
>>14300440
Are you black

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300442
>make an exception for a daughteru
Say again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300446
Make an exception for pöpcørn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300443
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300443
desu baka senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300451
Maybe not on the outside, but your insides are black as coal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300441
I wouldn't give a shit what those monster girls would think. I'd just do the same thing they would do to me. Rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300441
>eros nu fun allowing

Checklist to getting cursed
-Deny love, as in hold it in contempt or some other shit
-Break oath taken in eros' name/cult
-actively seek to cause heartache

Stop posting anytime.
-

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299571

Party Size: Small

Baphomet
Body: Loli (She already is one)
Quirk: Big Ass
Hired For: Handholding/Cuddling (Got 8)
Duration: 1/2 Day

Arachne
Body: Busty
Quirk: Femdom/Maledom
Hired For: Rough Sex (She's on Top)
Duration: One Week

Parasite Slime
Body: Chubby
Quirk: Nymphomaniac
Hired For: Handholding/Cuddling
Duration: One Month

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300451
You do act like a nigger though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300468
>>14300458
>being a hound is exclusive to blacks
/pol/ pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300458
>>14300468
There is absolutely nothing wrong with engaging in casual sex with monster girls for your entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300478

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300484
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299571
Why do you spoiler all that stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300499
What anon, you don't like surprises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300479
You really going to let a bunch of househusband romancefags bully you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300499
I shuffle the things around every time I make a new one.
You never know what you're gonna get until you roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300496
He doesn't have any arguments so now he's going to spout memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300505
But I'm not being bullied. I'm just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300501
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300506
It gets a bit tedious to have to keep mousing over to read the thing, especially when it's with a roll-post that requires a participant to faf about as much as this one.
If you want to shuffle, then shuffle. There's no point having spoiler tags.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anons getting this pissy over other anons who want casual sex instead of a married life.

baka desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300478
>shitty personality
>shitty idea
>shitposting in the thread
Get your race war shit out of here, faggot, I was just telling him about his shit taste and shit attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300522
Anybody who wants to ejaculate and evacuate in regards to monstergirls is a cunt and should leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300526
But there's nothing wrong with living a life full of casual sex with monster girls you don't even know the name of.

Not my fault if she got knocked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300507
I see.

>>14300526
>anon wants to do something
>gets told he's behaving like a nigger, asked what race he is even
>such behavior is present in all races
>you not being a cunt
K.
>shitposting cause fuck married life
You're not even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300533
>defending shit like >>14300532
You're the one who isn't trying, here.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, can we not?

[Anonymous No.]

Hang on, why do people care if someone would rather perform fictional casual sex with imaginary, fictional beings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300538
You don't like the idea of casual sex. Great. It means nothing however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300541
>>14300544
But muh deep meaningful relationship anons! Yeah, guy's a cunt. Nothing to see here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300532
>Not my fault if she got knocked up
Now this is not ok. At least use protection.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey if a monster girl I fucked accidentally got knocked up I'd kind of feel bad but it's be completely her fault.

She'd have full warning beforehand that I would not stick around, so she's completely in the wrong if anything happens.

[Anonymous No.]

What's funny is that people who defend monogamy and lifetime commitment are the first to slut it up when given the chance. Gabby anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300545
Did you stop after reading 'casual sex' because it fit your point?
It's not just "I like casual sex", it's deliberately being an asshat and then shitposting about it.

Why are you being purposefully dense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299338

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300557
Damn, I want to see that with a Wendigo breathing heavily beside an anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300556
So he wants to be an irresponsible fuck and run guy. So the fuck what? You are getting upset about single mothers who don't even exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300557
That one wasn't so bad, but the ones with Sam and Mike are fucking unfair as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300557
>WANT SOME WATER BUD!?
>EASIER TO DRINK IT FROM A GLAAAASS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300561
I hope her breath smells like strawberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300565
>your mad lol
I'm just pointing out that he's an asshat.
You're the one getting upset about people disagreeing with his shitposting, and trying to defend said shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300573
If that wendigo's finding strawberries out in the tundra, she deserves to snag a husband, because that is one lucky wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299338
>>14300557
>>14300566

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300576
>shitposting.
I'm talking about monster girls though. If anything you're the one shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300576
Nice opinion.
What is he shitposting about? We were having a nice chat before you decided to get huffy about pumping and dumping MGs. You really need to relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300579
Worst moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300586
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your Monster Daughteru go to be Black People school? How would she hold up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTFB1k5RAck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300589
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300594
Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300579
I'm not moving
I'm not moving
help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300594
No. You are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300580
Let's just not reply to him anymore. It is still the weekend.

What MGs are on your must dick list? For fun?
Which ones would you consider settling down with, if ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300591
>Those comments
>All blatantly racist comments about subhumans

You aren't even trying to be subtle about shoehorning /pol/ videos in here, are you? Just slap monster girl somewhere in the title and it's on-topc, amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300551
>MGs
>using condoms
Not like it's that easy to get one pregnant anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300602
>What MGs are on your must dick list?
Oh man, Definitely a Minotaur, that's number one. Then probably a Mantis, then maybe a pack of Werewolves Amazoness, Cheshire, Devils, Lich, Dark Elf, Kakuen, Jinko without a doubt, maybe a Vampire and Kunoichi too? Hell I'd probably fuck all of them aside from the furries, mushroom girl and the centipede girl.

As for settling down? I don't really know, Minotaur is definitely an option. Hell probably the same answer as the above question aside from Hellhounds and the girls I wouldn't fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>Horse Pussy Kingdom Halloween goes off without a hitch
>Barring that one CC Unicorn that married a shota after she got intoxicated
>Meanwhile Spider Pussy Kingdom Halloween did not go as planned
>Spider Burrows, web traps, web ropes, web web, and some kid with a Oozinator
>Caffiene raids leading to widespread disorderly conduct
>Even the famous Spiderman was raped on national television
>Considered by the Spider Pussy Kingdom as a solid Halloween celebration despite not going "as hard" as the previous year

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300613
Well if you can headcanon that no one will ever husbando'd you I think you can also make a way so you can use a condom and don't curse a girl to grow up without a father.

[Anonymous No.]

Dicking the daughteru as soon as she's of age! All the moustache rides and blowjobs she wants until then

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300624
>He's STILL upset over this

Get over it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300606
Anon I have some bad news for you.
You're the only one not from /pol/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300624
Use your periods, and commas, or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300627
"Moustache rides"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299571
I choose large party.
Cyclops
Hourglass shaped
Bakunyuu , Bottom heavy ,foursome(Amazoness, Pear Shaped ,Undine,Busty,)
one day
Dark Slime,Busty,Oral Fixation,Anal,One Month
Cheshire Cat,Busty,Chimera,alp,Femdom,one day
Familiar, Pear Shaped,Awkward Virgin,rough sex i'm top, one month
Succubus,Gym Bunny, Bakunyuu,foursome,(Kikimora,Pear Shaped, Baknyuu)(Nightmare, Busty, Bakunyuu)One mont
Sahuagin, Oppai Loli , Awkward Virgin, Anal, Onemonth)
Chimaera,Hourglass shaped,Semen Demon,foursome,(Mothman,Species Norm, Awkward Virgin,)(Merrow,Pear Shaped ,Awkward Virgin) Half a day
Mothman,Oppai Loli,Awkward Virgin,Foursome(Doppelganger,Species Norm,Chimera ,Harpy.) (Baphomet, Hourglass shaped,)One day
Ignis,loli, Bakunyuu,Bottom heavy , Rough sex shes on top, Half a day.)
Kappa,Gym Bunny,Twins( Semen Demon,Oppai Loli)Handholding and cuddling,One Week

Well fuck at least i get one easy job with the Kappas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300627
>having self discipline
haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300627
Moustache rides?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300627
>Dicking the daughteru
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300627
Headpats and hugs only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300628
Maybe he's a fatherless child? Or his sister's a single mom. Or something. Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300628
>everybody who disagrees with me must be that one guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300544
Because of the fact that the thread cannot talk about multiple things. If something that someone doesn't like gets in, it will become all that ever gets talked about. Thus, it must be shouted down and shunned so that it doesn't corrupt our talk. This is the main logic around things like yuri (Though that's come full-circle to just not wanting to have to deal with the inevitable fallout), and now apparently some anon's on a crusade against polyamorous lifestyles, as though other anons preferring to slut it up and partake in whatever pleasures pass their fancy somehow affects their own fantasies.

Maybe they feel threatened by the half-assed trolls going "Ur waifu a slut" and thinks they're somehow related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300620
Wow, seeing it all out there really makes you look like a slut. Why do you like minotaurs so much?

Nothing wrong with oomukades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300646
So? I grew up without a father too and you don't see me getting assmad over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300629
Being on board dedicated to foreign culture and talking about how great non-human species are is totally /pol/. Preach it mein brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300655
>Why do you like minotaurs so much?
I don't really know, I guess I just want to pump and dump really strong looking monster girls.

>Nothing wrong with oomukades.
Oh of course not, they're just not my kind of thing, same with Ushi's and Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300660
I'm just saying. It's clear he just wants to bitch about something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300650
It all just makes me wish people would stop taking this shit so seriously.
The thing is, I think just the very act of being exposed to this thread makes anger and overreation the norm for a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300602
>What MGs are on your must dick list? For fun?
Mindflayer.
>Which ones would you consider settling down with, if ever?
Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300673
Yeah probably.

[Anonymous No.]

CUMMING DEEP INSIDE YOUR CHOSEN MG AND THEN FALLING INTO A HAPPY SLUMBER TOGETHER!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300641
All day everyday. So long as the aforementioned condition is met.

>>14300642
Boo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300680
Anon please, you don't need to abuse your caps lock and exclamation points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300680
Cumming inside her and not pulling out, even when you lose your erection, falling asleep with her like that.
Then waking up with your morning wood already inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300675
Personally I have a horrible tendency to fall into the "People are wrong on the internet" mentality.

I can handle people having difference opinions; but when I see that they hold those opinions because of what I perceive as misinformation, it frustrates me to no end, and I wind up going on pointless crusades. Really bad habit I need to break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300684
Nope. The only hole my dick is going in is my wife's

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300666
Real women are shit, and /pol/ is one of the more ethnically diverse boards on this site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300638
But what if you hurt her? I know, mamono mana and all that but she still needs to develop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300684
No. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300698
I don't know what the fuck is going on, I'm just talking about my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300697
Well mine is going into my wife, daughteru, and possibly grandaughteru's.

My dick>yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299406
>thinking you're ever worthy of the attentions of a god
I'm not foolish enough to think I'm actually impressive enough to attract an immortal, perfect being's attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300704
>>14300708

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300701
KC confirmed that MG's develop much faster in that area. Besides, I'll be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300602
>must dick list
Vampire or bat girl. I've recently discovered I enjoy women who bite.

>settling down
Probably a wolf girl or hellhound. They're loyal, go into periods of extreme heat, have fluffy tails, help you get fit, nibble, and can smell when you're in the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300670
Something tells me you like making girls cry. I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300720
Oh god no, I can't stand making girls cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300720

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300715
>gentle
>yfw she tells you she hasn't waited this long for you to softballher

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300720
Anon, if manga have taught me anything, it's that during sex girls only cry in happiness their hymen is broken, and only ahego during gangbangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300738
I'm not the one who waits anon, I don't think a child could even comprehend saying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300602
>must dick
Definitely Ushi-Oni, Vampire, Wight, some form of Slime, Valkyrie, Amazoness(even if that's not practical without marriage), Dragon, Titania, any spider, Hellhound.
>settling down
Kitsune or Kumiho definitely. Essentially ageless, perfect magical women? Count me in on that. Otherwise, Wights and Valkyries seem good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300735
>>14300727
It doesn't have to be mean, I just like their little coos and whimpers. The way their cheeks get puffy, and of course, hugging them while they let it all out, clinging to you like you're a god. Fucking a crying girl is a religious experience.

Don't judge me.

JK IDGAF

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300738
>Mommy can watch too

>Dhampir does Dhampir shit and wrecks her Vampire mother
>Tries to show her how a "real woman" takes care of her man by fucking her father in front of her mother
>No experience
>Monster instincts help, but she's still awkward
>Vampire's shellshock slowly fades
>Daughter still fumbling around
>Suddenly shoved out of the way by her mother
>"Out of the way, you're doing it wrong. You do it like this, see?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300762
No sir, I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300751
I just wouldn't be able to handle making a girl cry unless the girl is a real shithead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300772
I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300696
The problem with that is that you can't just change someone's opinion like that. When a person's opinion on something changes, it's because of something the person has internalised and come to a conclusion to by themselves.
Think of it like Inception. You can't just plant the idea by telling it to someone in their dream. You have to engineer events in such a way that they form (or believe they've formed) that idea themselves.

That's why if you just tell a person their opinion is wrong, or based on misinformation, they're most likely going to reject what you say. People don't like to be told they're wrong.

>>14300751
I can appreciate something like that as a form of catharsis. Crying by itself is a cathartic act, but just letting your emotions pour out to the one you love while being as intimate as possible, and having them reciprocate and still accept you seems like it would be an incredible weight lifted of one's shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300774
Yeah I can understand that and more power to you if that's what you enjoy.

But that kind of thing just isn't for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a Dark Elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300779
I want to pump and dump a Dark Elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300779
I want to drip cold vanilla ice cream into a dark elf's navel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300779
I WANT TO LIFT UP ONE OF THOSE FLAGS AND SUCK ON HER NIPPLE UNTIL SHE'S MOANING LIKE A ZOMBIE WITH A TUMMY ACHE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300775
>People don't like to be told they're wrong.
Indeed so. Thus why I view it as a bad habit of mine I'm trying to break.

Also that Anubis is lovely. Would be a househusbando for, welcoming her home with paw massages and a warm dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300779

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300787
Todd please, go back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300779
>filename
Slap her full of moth dust
Drop her off at the nearest tavern
Film her becoming mayo receptacle
????
Profit!
Fap vigorously to it later

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300791
Im not trusting an elf, im trusting a dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300796
>Not just fucking her yourself

You're a kek desu senpai baka

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300779
I want to steal her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300802
Well, giving her a load or two yourself first wouldn't be a bad idea, but if you really want her to go full cumslut you're gonna want some help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300800
Those are some good hips.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm beginning to like the new wordfilters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300809
the ass is also nice
>>14300811
new word filters? when did this happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300800
MILF!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300796
>>14300808
I want faceless men to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300779
>you will never get molested by a muscle Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300814
I don't think that's even the same girl, guy. look at the eyes, hair and tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300800
>trusting a dark elf
Wish I remembered where I put that greentext about the farmer and his weesheep waifu who made that mistake.

Also
>not I'm thrusting a dark elf
One job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300814
That IS nice. Here's hoping she isn't too rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>No shortstack sheepgirl to keep me warm during the winter

Kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300823
I know, I ran out of dark elfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300828
>Running out of dark elves

Bruh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300828
I want to complain about her wearing two overlapping bikinis.

But at the same time. Muh dick. Dat everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300816
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300832
Wait i lied, I found one in the cellar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300841
Leave I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300828
Well at least you've got good taste. Carry on then, I'll just be over here fapping angrily.

>>14300832
>Posting muramasa
>In a dark elf scenario
Senpai...

>>14300837
It might just be one bikini, actually. They make some like that BECAUSE they do things to our collective dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300842
God help me I want to breed with an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300841

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300845
Why don't you just get me a face instead, pretty boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300845
Looks like someone's waifu needs a good facelessning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300851
I never paid too much attention to this and think you misquoted, but those are some ridiculous proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300849
That's completely normal. You don't need Jesus unless you want to help her raise that child and/or you hold her hand at any point in the process of making it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300856
Whoa, the ultimate NTR, fucking a dude wife's so hard HER FACE disappears. Did we level up?

[Anonymous No.]

Will the memes ever end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300871
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1437700781243.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300871
Existence is a meme anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300846
I ran out of elves, have a wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300878
Yeah but I don't care about that. I just want to talk about something without people responding the same all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300828
I want to fuck a Haughty Elf during the full moon while she tries her hardest not to give in to her instincts.
I want to fuck her breasts and watch her start drooling a bit with every thrust.
I want to put my dick just within reach of her mouth until she snaps, grabs my hips, and forces me to penetrate her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300890
You just have to say something worth discussing at the right time. We don't meme constantly, though threadcanon is a recurring issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300867
>raising a kid
Another thing to like about MG's, you can pretty much lion raise your kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300890
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300698
Long time no see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300788
Speaking of that, do you have the imgur link to that album of anubis screencaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300897
There's nothing to explain, I'm just tired of threadcanons (if at least they were better than the canon) and other things that aren't threadcanon only like the elf rape meme. I hope the faggot who started the later one has/had a painful death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300788
That Anubis is by ramenwarwock, from the /tg/ drawthread.
I believe it was in Gazerfag's dump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300908
>meme
Anon, we've talked about this.
Guy who invented that is probably dead though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300911
It's actually ramenwarwok., not ck, and I forget if it was part of my dump or not.

[Anonymous No.]

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300627
>tfw she asks for you to be her gift on her birthday
Hnnnnnngh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300949
I want to drug a catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300949
Why is she hissing? All I wanted was a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300949
Calm down, woman. With that attitude you can say goodbye to that salmon I was going to make

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300958
Me too. The best part is that you can do it with stuff you buy at Petco or grow as many of your own plants as you want without the cops having anything to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300949

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300961
>All I wanted was a hug.
There you have it. Also expect her to get pissy when she wants a hug and you're busy doing something else. Catgirls would be harder to understand than actual women, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300970
Well shit. Guess I'm going with >>14300963 's plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300827
>she will never straddle you by surprise and shove her rude tits in your face while giggling
>you will never fill your lungs with her scent
>she will never stroke your hair as you enjoy her pillowy prison
>she will never coo lovingly during all this
This world isn't shit, but it could be so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300907
I thought I did, but unfortunately, I can't seem to find it, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300968
Man I love that series

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300995
Could I get a source on that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300999
It's that VN wot has the cat tats wobble when you shake the screen, boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14300999
Nekopara.
Volume 2 coming out this coming February.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301004
Nothing will ever compare to the technological advancement of the VN genre Japan presented to us on that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14299319
It seems the janitor was here but he couldn't get a mod to ban the guy. Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

So the girl who voices Anna has died at the age of 38 due to illness

Her last public comment was

>When I get better, I'll work hard toward getting married...!

This shit wouldn't happen with demonic energy ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301021
>That entire birthday posts she made
Fuck man. Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301021
She died almost a week ago, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301021
Oh shit, it reminds of that other guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301024
The info was released today by her agency though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301021
This is depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301021
Hm, I'm surprised to see the monmusu general is still in /a/. Wait, no, I'm not surprised at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301021
>When I get better, I'll work hard toward getting married...!

Man, it's like a real life death flag. R.I.P In Peace, Matsuki.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would talk like a gay fish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBbeloUlQwc

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy or Chitinous Spiders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301091
fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301091

fucking neither
god damn im triggered

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301091
THAT'S A SPIDER

THAT'S JUST A FUCKING SPIDER

RUN

RUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301091
All about the silky smooth chitin game baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301099
What's wrong with nice spiderladies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301091
>spider head
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301021
Wow. That is tremendously saddening.

The horrors of the Japanese Cold...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301091
I really love that look. The mature look, with the Japanese dress while she smokes from that pipe, having a haughty or angry look on her.

Anyone else or is it just me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301130
oh I love it but what I don't like is the FUCKING SPIDER HEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301130
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301130
I also like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301091
>>14301098
>>14301104
As an arachnophobe, arachnes give me the most confused boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301091
I'm gonna go with fluffy. If I'm getting stuck with a spider I may as well have something pleasant to touch on her inhuman bits assuming her hair doesn't actually work like spider hair. If it does then smooth, I guess. I'd rather not touch fiberglass every time I'm in contact with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301130
Fuck, I have an image of a mature Shirohebi glaring at the viewer that perfectly captures that look but I can't find it, fuck

Anyone else have it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301148
Funny how smoking is so disgusting in real life but so attractive in images, especially those long (opium?) pipes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301162
2D is always better than 3D. I have a lot of /d/ fetishes I like in 2D that disgust me in 3D. In just that extra dimensions, bitches get real ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301154
Same. I hate spiders but arachnes are great.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/FvvjiC8.jpg

Dogs

I haven't drawn for here in a while, drop me suggestions and I'll try to do them tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301160
It had to be this one.

>>14301167
True enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301160
How bout this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301177
Anon
Careful now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301173
>It had to be this one.
No, there's another one, black hair and looks more mature.

>>14301177
No that one either, smokes I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301172
What do you mean "for here"? You are not cheating on us, r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301182
Okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301172
Anything with ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301186
>Those eyes
That's a good girl
I advise deleting that pic before you get hammer'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301182
It's okay, it's art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301185
I juggle between jp, vg, tumblr and irc requests, as well as my own art. It's fun to draw different stuff and from different people

>>14301188
Ghouls are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301198
It's a blue board, Anon. This isn't /a/ where the rules changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301200
Any tips for getting gud, senpai? You know, aside from just drawing lots, that's a thing that'll come eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301172
Big fat tittybird ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301172
Vanilla and dark elf double blowjob or >>14301188 or raiju footjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301172
something with cockatrice please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301203
Don't be me three years ago

Practicing, learning anatomy before style so you can adapt on the long run, using both tutorials and references by artists as well as real life images.

Something that helped me a lot when I started was drawing people as big shapes, and adding details once the base looks good enough

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have kikimora nudes? Not for lewd reasons but because I need to know how the FUCK their feet and legs are drawn. They're like total mysteries to me. Are they harpy like? Are they really just gross Chinese feet-binding esque "high heels" with no articulation? FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301214
Where did I leave the lewd elves image...

>>14301212
>>14301216
You're lucky I like birds


>>14301219
I just assume they have harpy legs that instead of talons turn into those weird heels

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301219
Feathered pubes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301217
All that matters is you got less shit over time.
Reminds of a drawfag by the name of Zero, but then again he did get some tutelage from Maydrawfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301229

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301229
Do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301122
>Japanese Cold
I wonder what really killed her.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey can you guys watch this chocolate elf for me? She's in a bit of a sour mood recently. Thanks for everything, y'all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301130
Would you? Bear in mind these mature ladies are very proud, can be mean, and greedy? They also like their pipe

I would so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301238
what did she do

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301229
>Feathered pubes
ayyy

>>14301230
Everybody's gotta start somewhere, many people think being an artist is a talent you're born with, the only thing you need to do to be good is keep doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301241
What did she "do?" Uh, she was a fucking knfe ears in human territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301241
She attempted to be a strong female leader in a Japanese Porn Game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301250
meh I got better things to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301217
You're either brave or a perverted exhibitionist to expose your shame like that for all to see. Either way, I applaud your manliness.

I think I would die if anybody read any of the stuff I wrote in middle-high school.
Good thing I burned the evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301238
Sure. You may get her back with slightly less hair though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301219
Perhaps they either "split" apart into normal talons, or they're actually just wearing bird-themed shoes and have dainty canid feet instead.

Also. take into account that MGE monstergirls are capable of polymorphing to various degrees.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh, this nice librarian catches you reading a lewd book and now she's asking you perverted questions while groping your butt, wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301267
Continue being molested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301267
Point out that dress is obviously too small and her belly if pushing out there, she should try and lose some weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301267
Slap her titties around and ask her what the fuck she's doing. Then, before she can answer, I get up and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301259
Eh, it's not that I'm ashamed of it I am inmensely, however it's fun to look back at my own past work. Finding something I once thought was a masterpiece now hideous is proof of my own progress over the years

I'm removing the previous image to keep the image count low

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301276

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, Kuuko died? Really?

That sucks. Why the fuck are Japanese people so weak to common illnesses? Is this because of the nukes? Is it our fault?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301266
>apart into normal talons, or they're actually just wearing bird-themed shoes and have dainty canid feet instead.

they would be even perfecter if they had cute little doggie feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301238
Do I have to? I want to play Halo tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301283
People die Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301288
Alps need not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301284
>tfw they could actually fit, the talons are just high heels

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301291
38 year old semi-well known actresses should not die to the fucking cold in a first world country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301267
Lewd the dark priest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301267
Grope her back! That would show her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301267
Point out I'm here with my imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301267
This Anon >>14301302
has the right idea. Gotta fight fire with fire.

Run your hands up the front of her shirt and tease her nipples. Maybe grope her ass while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301238
I want to buy that elf and give her a good, loving home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301214
>raiju footjob
This, I want to see those tabi socks in action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301306
God, why is she so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301306
I doubt you would get that far before your imouto there tries to turn the librarian into paste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301293
Good, I'd rather watch over some wocks. Much less maintenance.

You know those other guys are just going to rape your elf, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301317
>implying Wurmtouto isn't at the age she gets a tingly feeling watching that kind of stuff
She's useless.
>>14301321
Hey, not my Elf. I'm just keeping the place clean. You'll never know what happens if you leave an Alp alone with an Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301321
I'm not. I'm just going to give her lessons in proper feminine hygiene.

Maybe rape her once she's clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301317
I'm sure nee-san will make sure it doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301334
>bookish Ryu nee-san
>at the library with little brother and wurmouto
>her brother starts getting molested

How dead is that librarian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301342
Not dead at all. Ryu-nee will give her a stern talking to about proper behavior and go "tut-tut".
It will work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301345
I don't know, man. When it comes to stuff like this, gentle and motherly types can get a little...you know? They're usually even worse than the violent types. Mama bear response or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301342
She could be deader. Say, for example, Anon also has has a protective (read: jealous) dragon GF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301366
Anon is bound to have an Echidna mom though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301371
I guess he'd have to, wouldn't he?
>Blueberry snake mom
>Double dragon sisters
>Overprotective dragon GF
>Probably an oni or something in there somewhere too
The bad news is that librarion won't have time to repent. The good news is that she won't feel any pain when she passes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301380
>Probably an oni or something in there somewhere too
Childhood friend.
She gets in daily fist fights with the dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301380
>>14301387
What kind of man is the father here?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to massage a Wyverns ballistics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301399
He's Anonymous
His son is also Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301406
Do Dragoons use saddles, rains and stirrups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301399
Well he knocked up an echidna repeatedly, so presumably a crafty ex-adventurer turned family man. If I were him I'd be smug as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301414
But is he bearmode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301415
Of course. How else can you fulfill the very specific fetish shared by all Wyverns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301422
But look at those ballistics. A harness would dig right in. Wouldn't this interfere with concentration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301426
Use her as a den mother.
She can feed the girls and won't be in many battles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301418
>>14301420
He was originally a 'crawling in my skin' tier pretty boy swordmaster filled with angst, constantly battling his special snowflake inner demons and acting like a self absorbed cunt.

But when his party finally made it to the last boss of the dungeon, his heart was pierced by her beauty. A miracle of love occurred and he instantly transformed into a huge, bearded, bro-tier lumberjack of a man. He threw the Echidna over his shoulder and ran off into the sunset with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301438
>He threw the Echidna over his shoulder
Those are some wide-ass shoulders. As expected of an echidna's man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301438
Twue Wuv?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301406
>You will never have a big-breasted, genki Wyvern as your village guardian.
>She will never defeat all kinds of Monster Girls with style, before posing for photos.
>You will never timidly ask for an autograph.
>She will never autograph your pecs and cause you to go 'Kyaa~'

[Anonymous No.]

>Kuuko is gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301438
>crawling in my skin
Linkin park is never going to live that song down are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301267
Cum on her face and jump out the window, this is fifth library I've hit this week and they still haven't caught me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301438
How the Bitch Stole Christmas-cake
by Dr Seuss

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301479
Wait, you're stealing books? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301267
I will never submit to the Monster Girl Church!

Do your worst, vile woman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301475
No. And it's their own fault, writing lyrics like that with a singer who's voice is spot on with most people's imagination of a whiny emo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301485
Oh dear, she's all wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301485
For a lifetime of depravity, it's only fair that you spend the rest of your life repenting, right?
Put a ring on it!

[Anonymous No.]

Today and yesterday my area been covered in fog. I staring to hear weird noises at night as well.

Shit's staring to get weird. I'm not doing my nightly park walk tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301505
Keep a radio with you. Trust me on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301505
Just stay indoors, son
Just stay indoors

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301489
Agreed.
still it's a shame, they have some nice songs but will be know as the guys who made the emo anthem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301505
Do it you coward, what's the worst that can happen, you getting hit by a car?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301505
>>14301512
Try not to get caught by triangle girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301529
>Triangle girl
>Not Pythagormiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301529
>Not wanting to get caught by Isosceleslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301505
But you will be missed.
and what if they follow you home to make sure it doesn't happen again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301529
>Not wanting to be caught by Scaleneskank

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301554
The fog as only been around for 2 days.
I doubt someone could get attached after one night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301578
You do know where your posting that right?
also haven't you heard of good old fashioned, love at first sight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301578
could be a monster girl about to get serious in her stalking.

or it could just be persona 4. mixed feelings either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301283
>Wake up
>Voice of best abomination is dead
I knew I should have stayed in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301172
Seconding Ghouls. They are the best monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301334
>>14301342
>>14301366
I want to see the fun arguments to be had when my bookryu nee-san chews out my Jabberwock girlfriend for trying to give me a stealth blowjob with one of her tentacles! All while my Wurmouto tries to read "Citizen Kane" the movie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301021
>>When I get better, I'll work hard toward getting married...!
Just like the Zero no Tsukaima author
They should know better that saying shit like that is a certain death flag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301578
Which MGs can generate fog? Wisp, Fairies, Ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301637
Ryu powers could make mist i think. but then I cant picture a stalker ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301645
>I cant picture a stalker ryu.
You can't imagine all those creepy shirohebi she hangs out with rubbing off on her? At all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301637
>Wisp
Follow the lights, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301645
Could be she's just giving a hand to her love-lorn shrine maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>after a bad accident involving Dairy Queen, a Chinchilla, and a motorcycle you're left without a mom
>fast forward a few years and your dad has remarried to an Oni
>it's not bad
>but you do have 8 sisters
>and all you want to do is play your video games in your room
>which, all 8 of your sisters are currently in
>they're having a way to scripted pillow fight
>trying to show you as much T&A as possible
>dammit you just want to reach level 60 before the expansion drops

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301654
Here we have a boy who is on the speed-lane to Alphood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301646
>>14301648
And how dose mist help this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301658
You can't see the white snake as she slithers about, but she can see you because she has goggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301658
How does mist help stalking? Really? With her bullshit water powers she could probably JIIIIIIIII at you from like five feet away without any cover and you wouldn't be able to see a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301662
Silence of the Lambs intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301657
>implying
I wouldn't want to fuck any of my sisters either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301671
Step-sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread.
If you do, a helpful slime may come by and offer help. She'll put it out, give you a cookie, and before you know it you'll be in her slime dungeon used as her personal dispenser and hug target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301681
Why dungeon? Can't I just hang out in her Wacky Womb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301681
Hm? What was that, Jim?
I can't hear you over the sound of me lighting this match and tossing it into a pile of wood

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301688
>hang out in her Womb
You might want to go with sandworm if that's your thing. Though I suppose a slime could manage if she's big enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301662
Mist stalker ryu needs to be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think a haunted house should have creepy dolls in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301705
Yes
It's tradition

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301697
Aww, she's so shy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301708
I wonder how an elderly Kiki would keep in order a house full of creepy dolls and mischievous Rats who hide inna walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301718
She'd be able to sit back and knit for a while as head maid. All those other girls are going to get compulsory maid training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301727
>haunted house full of meido mice and meido dolls
Well then. All they need is a master.
I know just the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301705
I want to be given a nice porcelain Living Doll as a child to serve as my maid and raise me as a child. I then want her to develop feelings as I grow and be frustrated with herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301734
Usually I'd say a witty comment and suggest myself
But no, you seem to fit the part. You take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301740
It's not me either, it's this one guy I know, he's got a bitching pimp cane and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301697
Wouldn't the guy find it odd that the mist surrounds the area every time he steps outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301654
why would you forsake your sisters! they just want to play with you!
and maybe marry you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301763
Not if it's there ALL the time and especially when he's sleeping. The condensation on the window every morning might be odd though if he manages to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301766
Because Oni aren't my cuppa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301776
Now I want art of a ryu doing pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301219
There's no lewd Kikimora art, despite that there's an okay amount of Kiki art out there.

But it mostly comes down to Kiki's being drawn with scales up to their thighs or lower, depending on what the artist prefers. Their actual feet look like high heels from the official art though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301824
Pic is the only other fanart with a Kiki's legs/feet shown.
But those might aswell be really fancy boots made out of scales.

So just draw their legs/feet the way you want. There's no wrong way to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301834
This way is definitely the sexiest though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301807
I want a story on mist stalker ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301844
Now who will write it then? You? Will you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301883
I cant, got shit to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301900
Well me too. So guess that idea died right there.

[Anonymous No.]

Ghost Blowjobs! WOO WOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301948
Who you gonna call?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301697
>Boss it's the Mist Ryu!
>Get out of there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301968
>Use the Honeybee!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bad to want to use a magic spell to possess monster girls and play with their breasts for hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301982
>possess
>wanting to be the girl
Alps in denial, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301986
It's not about long term, but a quick thrill. Look, sex is awkward, and all the build up and dating to lead to sex is awkward. Thus possessing them you could have all the fun in private. Plus, you're telling me you've never wondered what it'd be like to be a girl just for a bit? You've never wanted to hijack a girl's body and play with their breasts?

Think of all the fun you could have if you took a girl's body out for a joyride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301997
And then you find that you enjoy the sexual pleasure of a woman more than you ever did as a man. And from the moment you return to your real body, you can't forget it, until finally, you Alp.

That is how your joyride will end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302002
And then the lowly Alp will whore itself out because sex is the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>Possessing monster girls
Full Alp.

What would be fun however is taking control of one in an all seeing puppet master way, especially if it was something innocent like an Alice. Her shock and fear when you make her masturbate for the first time would be amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

What if he possesses somebody that's body swapped with an alp? How many streams can we cross here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302027
What if, while possessing a woman's body, his own body Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302031
>Swaps bodies with a monster girl
>While in his body she keeps lusting for dick
>He Alps
>When they switch back she hugs the newly turned Alp, pressing her naked body against him/her
>She found the experience amusing so she's willing to introduce the Alp to her husband as a harem member
>The Alp wants to say no but monster instinct kicks in and she agrees
And that's why you never body swap with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302048
Or you could just possess them for less sexual purposes, I guess. Just don't bother letting them have access to your body and use them for whatever nefarious deed you have planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302048
He had it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302053
So, stuff like getting them a stupid hair cut, a tattoo of sonic, or switching back after you're put them into the middle of a trap ridden labyrinth?

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>14299562
>waifu
Nigga, she ain't my waifu.

And because I feel like it, I'll give a bit of an update on my NaNoWriMo progress:
>first day: 2200 words
>today so far: at 3100 words

Breakdown of last month:
10k-word outline (incomplete)
5.5k-word world-building document (incomplete)
2.4k-words on a shitty magic system (incomplete)
4k words of main character/antagonist backgrounds and stat blocks (incomplete)
I also played LoL a bunch

It's been really ~_fun_~ working on fantasy for the first time since I was in middle school. It's like I only had a hammer back then, but now I have an entire tool shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302086
So whacha writing about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302053
>Some Oni bitch has been giving you a hard time and stealing your lunch money
>Tired of it all you possess the Baphomet delinquent who rarely ever comes into school
>Kick the crap out of the Oni in the Baphomet's body
>Her reputation as a tough girl is ruined and everyone remembers her as the Oni who got beat up by a little girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302086
>I also played LoL a bunch
With a name like ThunderBrother you better be playing Kennen or Ryze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301903
don't worry, somebody will take it up eventually

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls taking music themes from vidya and movies as their own.

>T-Rex with Jurassic Park music
>Skeleton with Megalovania
>Ect

Would you laugh at them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302070
All three of those would certainly work, but I meant more siccing them on other monstergirls to start fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302105
I would never laugh at someone with CONVICTION.

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>14302094
A full story based on the golem short I wrote a while ago, with more plot and world and magic: http://pastebin.com/8UREAKZZ

>>14302100
I actually only use this name with you guys. I started a new pastebin account to hide some previous writefag shame. Been playing a ton of Vel'koz. I definitely prefer mages to other roles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB60gS8v0TI
>Dragon uses Lance's theme and acts all scary
>Screams when you spray her with cold water and calls you a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302105
Churio must be the ancestor of all Wurms.
>>14302125
>with more plot and world and magic
Wish I cared enough to bother with these things.

[Anonymous No.]

Rape. Rape never changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302127
Watch it buddy...you wouldn't want to become her "friend" now would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a foolish samurai anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302138
>Turning Aku into a romantic figure
Truly disgusting. Aku is for devilish plans and ruling the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302135
Rape has changed.
>>14302137
Wouldn't I? Not like she eats them.
>>14302138
I'd rather be Scotsbro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302135
That's a lie. Sometimes they ride you cowgirl, sometimes they pin you against the wall with their ass and force you to take them from behind and other times they use their tail pussies.

Rape has quite a bit of variation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302138
Fighting against Aku-chan because you can't admit your feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302140
>implying you can't be both evil and romantic

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302147
Aku certainly can't. Shapeshifting masters of darkness have no time for such frivolities.

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>14302127
For me, I have to just force myself to start working on something. Maybe put on some suitable music, turn off the browser, and hunker down. I'd say it takes discipline, but it really all comes down to how much JUST DO IT you can muster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302153
I don't want any. I follow the muses. Sometimes I get a lot done. Other times not. Fickle bitches, they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302153
It's a bit of both, the more discipline you have the lees JUST DO IT you need.

[Anonymous No.]

Art thou prepared for the End of Days?

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>14302156
When the muses don't show up with that inspiration, that's when you have to bust down her door and fuck her raw until she gives you more ideas. I have no idea where I was going with this.

>>14302157
True, I just can't focus on one thing as easily, or might want to do something else instead. Attention Deficit Disorder should be changed to Attention Inconsistency Disorder. I don't have a deficit of attention/focus when I actually get to work on something, though the gears in my head can change too quick for me to finish anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302173
>fucking a muse raw
That sounds like a metaphor for drug use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302168
No pavo, I am prepared to make more cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302179
>more cheese
Where do meeces get their cheese when they live in a haunted house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302140
Well, s'not the first time it's been done...unfortunately...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302179
>make more cheese
Ah, good times with that pot i tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302153
I was doing well, then the tv lineup that used to work so good as background noise changed and I can't get into the zone as easily anymore. Music has never helped me write. I need something I don't need to watch but will drown out the deafening silence to really focus. Oddly, a Kaizo Mario playthrough helped since I wrote every time it got stuck on a hard spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302188
It was the best in 8
>I gave cheese to my mouse so it can breathe fire at my enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302168
Yesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302194
Its not that weird. at least after the new game+ stuff

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>14302190
The stuff I listen to tends to get me in the mood more easily. This song actually inspired a character in my NaNo novel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EptSSXNHIfg

Although, I might just be easy to inspire at times. And sometimes I like to imagine some things as background music as if the scene in my novel were part of a movie.

[Anonymous No.]

Who else likes monsters less for sexual reasons and more for romantic reasons?
I know it's pathetic but the idea of nearly unconditional love is very appealing to me. I just want to drift off to sleep in a loving embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302215
I know what you mean.
I tend to lean towards the Guilty gear and hard corps uprising soundtracks for fight scenes and Ace attorney stuff for conversations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302221
Ha! Gay!
I too find myself feeling these feelings too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302221
part of the reason I like the golems writing your name on themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302214
didnt do the new game plus stuff. elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302221
I know how you feel. I was want a damn wing cocoon around me and a hot breath whispering sweet nothings to my ear, it doesn't need to get lewd.

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>14302221
You aren't alone. That's more-or-less what I believed when I wrote my MG stuff.

>>14302225
GG and BB are great, but I only seem to relate character songs to their characters. I've been sifting through the Little Witch Academia OST for good writing pieces lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302239
Spoilers for those who haven't played past DQ8's regular end
You are actually the older cousin of that fat fuck prince chamles on your dads side, and on you mothers side a descendant of dragon people. your pet mouse is actually your granddad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302151
I believe there was a whole episode about that actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302234
there should be a story about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302221
I'm not sure how many times I've said that part of why I adore Anubi so much is the thought of them lovingly but forcefully injecting some much-needed structure into my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302168
We wait for the call to break down the walls and fight for the end of days!

With power and pride and God on our side we follow the holy way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302250
speaking of DQ8, The hero had to deal with the Bad kind of horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Now I want more golem stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302265
You don't mean unfortunate centaurs, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302274
Want don't get, you have to say please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302282
Can we have a story about a Golem with a life similar to Pump 19 from Going Postal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302274
you have to say the magic word friend

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>14302274
Yo nigga. >>14302125

I might post excerpts here when it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302278
no, just horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302256
That's why I'm fond of Anubis, the thought of living for her sake is a nice one.

That said I totally wouldn't mind being a lazy cuddle slut for a Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302288
Well, less freaky than a horse head and neck stuck on top of a human waist and legs. Has that going for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302288
hey she got her humanity back, so its all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302292
>the thought of living for her sake is a nice one.
Agreed.
>You'll never see her eyes light up with pride, joy and love when you follow through on the self-improvement schedule she's set up for you

[Anonymous No.]

What obscure animal would you like a monster girl version of?
>mole cloaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302307
That'd be quite the schedule with how I am, I think I'd give the poor girl a headache.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
Axolotl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
Pygmy marmoset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
Lyrebird

>You'll never have a harpy that can imitate the sound of three girls orgasming at once when you make her ahegao

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302327
I remember the lyrebird. How the hell does it do that shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302325
>Axolotl
>obscure

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302285
Kleptau verata Nikctgrble

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
Blob fish, lets see how KC makes it moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302330
Fuck you man, I don't know what's obscure and what's not.
>>14302331
Klaatu barata niktu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
Nautilus
>Loli Kraken that goes "Kyaa!" and retreats into its shell, so moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302335

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302324
It's the same with me anon...

Which would make it all the better if we were able to eventually succeed and meet her expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302342
Let it have tits and you may be on to something, there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
Kudzu Vine
>plant girl that cuntblocks other plant girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302342
>>14302355
I'm not one for beating a dead horse, but this is a lass who sounds like she could awawawa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302355
Never, loli is life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
Howling mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302361
its not a dead horse, its just owned by the wendigos

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302367
Nautilus is the Wendigo of the seas, granting safety within her shell as the other does in her cloak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302371
And c24/7 dickings inside her shell is the only thing that turns her on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302379
Girl's got needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302331
Best golem bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302331
Ash you fuckup

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302388
He said it. Can't say he didn't, he just coughed a little. Totally not cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302364
And oppai loli is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302392
Oppai loli is an affront to nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302400
It's called gap moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302392
Two huge breasts full of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302405
Tell me your story, Hobgoblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302392
God damn, she is cute. She's getting all of the hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>Move to MGC
>Everything's all hunkey dorey, no troubles getting in
>Human neighbors with monster wives on both sides
>Go to school and realize that it's absolutely not even close to a 1:1 male female ratio
>1/4 the class has (unluckily) never even had a single male in their classroom while growing up
>Those same 1/4 give you their full attention in multiple diferent ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302437
I want to go running with a centaur!

[Anonymous No.]

Starting at line 278, 1.7k words of nothing much happening.
Our unlucky hero discovers maustracks though.

http://pastebin.com/JkeUCr0p

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FpZlZptzeqw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302451
I know we give you shit, but you're one of the most tenacious writefags we've ever had and I like that about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302454
>Baby polar fox , one month old , from a Fur Farm
Thankfully such places wouldn't need to exist in MGC. Kitsune could just sell the fur they trim from their tails to keep them tidy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302470
>tenacious
That's just a synonym for stubborn, you flatterer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302483
Maybe, but this time I actually meant it as a compliment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302485
Only smart people know when to fold 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301657
I have eleven sisters and I'm no alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301671
Das gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
Ocelot.
Pangolin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302018
And then some guy finds her and you watch her be fucked POV style. GAY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302511
I'd rather bang my werewolf neighbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302532
You mean that monoeye werewolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
Not obscure, but I would interested to see a Platypus mg, and not in a chimera way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302528
Oh I was thinking of controlling from a 3rd person perspective like real life RTS with one unit.

That way if she gets fucked you've at least got your own personal porn, that or you could just make her fuck you while not knowing why her body is moving on it's own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302543
Also while not obscure I'd like to see lemur, red panda and lynx as monster girls, lynx especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302524
You're pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302553
Seconding lynx. Adorable scaredy-cat who jumps crazy leaps when frightened and has fluffy paws, what's not to like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87YXRvfMDlM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
Echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302563
Damn it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302586
MREOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
A fruit dove.

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't she pretty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302636
Yes she is pretty, but this Monoeye is Beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302636
This one in white or pink thigh highs, OH MAMA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302640
Not bad but this one is cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302645
Monoeye in general are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302648
That I can agree on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302650
I want to marry a monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302653
No you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

man, aint this thread ded.

quick! name an oc and give her/him a status in a fantasy world! status, job, class, etc. think, DnD.

think you can do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302653
I want to confess to a blushing monoeye and go on an innocent date with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302660
I dont?
But anon, your not me, so i say i do

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302666
but why would you waste your life with an ugly stupid smelly freak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302677
I dont need a reason, Its just what i want, and if you dont like monoeye, im ok with that, but do not tell me what i want

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302683
You're clearly not thinking straight.
No man in his right mind would love a monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302688
You assume I was right of mind in the first place
I know I'm not right in the head, and i don't care.
Everything is fine as long as i can be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302688
How on earth are we going to stop this dank man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302695
But just look at them! They need to be bullied and put in their place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302704
You can do what you want, But if i see you bullying my future children I'll gut you with an axe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302712
I'll bully them where you can't see me then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302712
I only need to cover one eye, too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want do defeat a salamander with a spoon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302723
Big spoon or little spoon? And is there fondling involved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302728
big spoon, and yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302662
Race:
Amazon
>Name
Cleeanta
>Job/Class
Swordsman/bounty hunter
>Back story
Having lost her home and tribe to a bandit attack at a young age she was the sole survivor who didn't end up taken as a slave.
Vowing to bring justice to those responsible she trained in the way of the sword and eventually became a warrior capable of fighting with their leader on equal terms, however a year after becoming a bounty hunter she discovered that they had already been exterminated by royal knights.
The news hit her just as hard as the bandit attack did, not only had she lost her family but now she had been robbed of the purpose she lived for. Having no other option she pours all her energy into her bounty hunting work in the hopes that at the very least she can prevent someone else suffering the same fate.

This is why I don't write, it's shitty and cliché as it gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302734
>Amazons
>Being defeated by bandits
Is this a hentai plot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302636

extremely

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302739
Surprise night attacks are nasty stuff regardless of strength, I was thinking of going with a tribal lizard girl but that'd be going even further into donut steel territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302747
I just can't imagine them being defeated by common bandits. They're 2m tall skilled warriors. Also if they had husbands they would probably go berserker to defend them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302755
>berserk
Alas, they were menstruating at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302755
Give it a rest faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301463
>she will never "force" you to be her rider

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302755
2m tall sure but likely sleeping and steel cuts flesh regardless of height.

Not that I care about plotholes much, that shit was thrown together out of boredom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302757
HUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302321
Maine Coon.

A tall, busty, and fluffy-as-fuck onee-san type Werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is wurm-chan called 'wurm' instead of 'wyrm'? I was under the impression that a wurm resembled a scaled, snake/worm-like creature, while a wyrm was some type of dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302437
I want to motorboat that Centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302783
You're correct, it's just KC being KC.

He does go back and correct things though so we might see her name updated in MGE since she's in the 101-200 range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302683
That monoeye looks thick! Thick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302783
Different spellings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302757
>yfw due to mamono mana shenanigans MGs become giggly and chipper when menstruating
>yfw they want you to dip your nugget in their ketchup even more than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302794
Thick monoeyes are best monoeyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302799
>Vampire waifu is menstruating
>"D-don't get the wrong idea about this, I just thought I would let you taste my blood as a treat for once"
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302783
It's complicated. Old english worm meant anything vaguely worm-shaped from snakes to dragons to earthworms. Wyrm is a corruption of that.

Wurm with a U is just a new bastardization from the last few years to make it seem different than Wyrm.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the Ray Sipe of monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302799
>>yfw they want you to dip your nugget in their ketchup even more than usual
Insufficient data for meaningful answer from boner.
>>14302807
>>"D-don't get the wrong idea about this, I just thought I would let you taste my blood as a treat for once"
Sufficient data for DO NOT WANT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302806
I want befriend the thick monoeye! I want to bully her about her thick arms while I go on a date with the thick monoeye!

[Anonymous No.]

>Decide to try blind dating after a hard break up with a clingy Monoeye
>The date is at a small restaurant
>Go there dressed casually
>Moments later a Mindflayer sits at your table
>That's why Billy insisted that only crazy girls used blind dating
>Awkwardly present yourself
>Her answer is even more awkward
>Better end this quick
>Call a server and order a demonic boar burger without fries
>She looks at you confused and orders a single bowl of shrimp
>Stay silent while waiting for the food
>Hear her tentacles shuffle around under the table
>The food comes in
>She tries to start a conversation about your outfit
>Take a huge bite out of the burger to avoid that
>Tastes like frozen garbage between 2 store-bought buns
>Her eyes sparkle when she sees your reaction
>"You don't like it?"
>Nod and put down the burger
>She stands up and leans over the table
>Feel her tentacle enter your ear for a second
>She sits back down as if nothing happened
>Ask what the fuck did she just do
>"Nothing." She answers with a discreet smile
>Doesn't look like she did and calling the cops would be too much of a hassle either way
>Let's just finish this crap and leave
>Take another big bite of the burger
>This time it's the best thing you've ever tasted
>"It's too bad I can't use this trick on myself, these shrimps are horrible." She says while pushing the bowl away from herself
>She basically admitted her crime
>Better get the hell out of here before becoming her mindless cum pump
>Run out of the restaurant
>...
>Months later
>Obese and single because everything tastes so delicious

Mindflayers are the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302811
You can't fool me with that science stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302831
Mindflayers are too good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302831
Not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302831
>Making awful food taste great
>Using her powers for good
Sure she's a little socially awkward but I'd waifu her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302842
Can a flayer mess with other bits of the brain as well? I want a mindflayer to make it so the fallout games are fun again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302831
>Not even giving her a chance

Karma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302853
>Ask her to erase your memory of a show with tons of plot twists so you can enjoy it for the first time again
I want a Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302831
But that means healthy food also tastes delicious. I'd love that Mindflayer for the rest of my days

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302867
When will this healthy food not being delicious meme end? Git gud at cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302860
>Watching Code Geass again like new
Fantastic
>Watching Clannad again like new
I don't want to cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302870
>I love the taste if alfalfa, eggoplant, peppers and okra
Fuck you Moby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302860
>She erases the memory of your childhood movies so you can experience them for the first time with your daughter

I would cry watching the Lion King

[Anonymous No.]

All these people with such fine taste...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302853
>>14302860
Let her erase my memory of Nuts and Bolts so I never played it and never got Banjo and Kazzoie ruined forever.

>April 1st comes around
>She erases my memory of her telling me not to play it, then play it thinking it will be my Banjo and Kazzoie jam
>EVERYTHING IS RUINED WHY DID YOU DO THIS RARE
>She records me playing through it and my suffering / crazy reaction then uploads it to youtube
>erases my memory of me playing it and tells me to never play it just like before
>MF Waifu says she wants me to watch a special Let's Play April 2nd
>500k view and a thousands of likes
>Comforts me with sexy time for tricking me
>Erases my memory of the youtube video
>All is well with the world once more

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302878
>>Watching Code Geass again like new
>Fantastic

>Wiping the memories of Geass Sundays with /a/
It's garbage without it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302907
>this week will be exactly 9 years since first ep of code geass

[Anonymous No.]

>human "rights"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302917
My brother being left handed doesn't make him any less human than anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302907
>MF goes and wipes all their minds so they can watch it together

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302917
>Be human society reject
>Decide to go to MGC for a better life
>Get raped in broad daylight the first day there
>Kidnapped many times
>Go to the police department to file complaints
>They tell you that you have no rights and can't own anything as long as you're single
>Say that it's bullshit and try to leave
>Get arrested and thrown in jail
>They won't release you until you've married one of the MG officer

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302917
And people bitch about bad ends and beating up MGs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302938
Spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302946
Right on schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302955
True though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302960
They bitch for a good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302963
If they can be slaves, we can be liberators.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never go on a date with a Mindflayer that covers up her mistakes with "dagger of time" level abuse of her powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302968
This is exactly what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302938
I'd marry the lonely cupid officer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302969
Good
I'm not losing hours of my life because she kept fucking up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302938
>no cold, calculating yandere police officer MG to keep up a professional facade all while obsessively ensuring that the object of her affections doesn't fall into the wrong hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302969
>"dagger of time" level abuse

got me thinking
>Trying to tell your friends a story over phone that will embarrass your mindlayer wife.
>You feel a tingle in your ear when you get to the good part.
>You pause and then tell your friend "Wait...that's not right, let me begin again."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302985
Somebodys going to get tipped.
THEN TOUCHED

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302938
This is how Paladins and Wizards are made.

What would be the best way to curse a MG officer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH2xH2qckKg

Wonder if they'd be just as feisty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302990
Tenser's Unpredictable Orgasm.

nothing better than watching her ahego mid traffic ticket.

[Anonymous No.]

>live in mountainous region
>all sort of winter loving mg's live there
>cuddles from yeti's are part of everyones day
>at the local kindergarten however there is a distinct divide occurring.
>For some reason the wendigo children don't mesh well with others. this is very typical of the species and usually lasts until puberty. and currently there was a boom of wendigo's in the town.
>the locals solved this issue by dividing the kindergarten into two parts. the wendigo education and all other mg's (including the little hellhound with a constant cold)
>You are asked to help watch them during certain days. since the school have no had a chance to hire more personnel yet.
>With you there was a 16 year old boy that earned some extra cash at the school.
>When you enter the classroom you notice this must have been the gym.
>it was way to large to be called a regular classroom and everywhere you looked you could find little hiding places made from all sorts of apparel.
>The young boy introduced himself as david and showed you how to do some of the basics.
>When school started a dozen cars where parked in front of the school and from each one a tall wendigo sprouted.
>they obviously knew david since they couldn't resist head patting him when they entered the classroom.
>David asked you to wait outside with him for some reason and you spent half an hour talking with the different wendigos that walked to and from their cars.
>some walked back and forth 2-3 times and you had no idea what was going on.
>When they all left you and david entered the classroom which seemed to still be in the same messy state.
>except where those eyes in the pillow fort?
>now that you realized, you could see them. The entire room was packed with them.
>though they all hid in their own places.
>david introduced you and asked you to leave the room again.
>you scratched your head and waited 10 minutes outside before david called you back in.
>now be very quiet he whispered. As you stepped inside you could see a ring of 20 or so moving bundles of cloth.
>they all froze when they saw you and you could hear a very feint "awawa" coming from them.
>"hi" you said. You knew you spoke to loud when you could hear your own voice echoing from the gym walls.
>the entire cluster of little wendigo's broke out in frantic movement.
>They bumped against each other, ran in circles and you had to almost close your ears to stop the loud "awawawa" coming from each and everyone of them.
>david just sighed and didnt try to stop them.
>after a few minutes they where all hiding again.
>his next plan was escorting one of them at a time while you had to stay frozen in the middle of the room, waiting for them to touch your hand.
>as soon as they did most of them started to "awawa" again and ran back to hide somewhere.
>at the end of the day you finally sat with them in a circle making drawings.
>"It seems the parents will be here soon" David said
>time for my favourite part.
>he grabbed a umbrella, stood in the middle of the circle. and suddenly opened it quickly.
>the ensuing chaos was nothing compared to what you did earlier.
>they all began "awawawa" ing and ran around and around until they happened upon a hiding spot by chance.
>david was rolling on the floor laughing and you couldnt help but join him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302969
Are there really people that sucked at sands of time that much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302475
Fur has to be attached to a pelt, unless you're making felt.

Stuff like fur farms are honestly pretty great though from a conservation standpoint despite the conditions. Mink and Lynx and such would be threatened or endandered. Kind of like ferrets would be extinct if it wasn't for the pet trade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302663
GoAT fucking taste, dude.

Do you want to take her to the fancy cinema in the hip part downtown and watch the latest critical darling? Then do you want to walk around some art galleries with her? Then do you want to eat with her at a quaint hole-in-the-wall restaurant almost no one knows about? Then do you want to hold her hand as you walk home through the park? After all of that do you really want to see her blush and say "Bye bye anon!" as she meekly retreats inside her home? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

where are the stories where human girls get NTR'd by MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303000
Adorable shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303024
We need more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302807

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303000
You nip that shit in the bud by grabbing one of them from their "hiding spot" on then performing a mating press on them, it shows the rest of them that you mean fucking business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302938
So I marry a mg officer and have a happy life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303000
Catch one and cuddle/headpat her until the others get jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303024
I only remember the one where human girl went full /k/ and killed shirohebi that tried to NTR her husband with magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303024
There's that Setouchi Alien doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303000
You bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub cheeks with a kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302818
>>14303037
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303090

Me too, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303024
Even human girls don't deserve NTR. It's just the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303085
I want to bathe a kobold. Naughtily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303079
The principles of NOPE given flesh.avi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303116
Are you going to give her a haircut against her will?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303110
But what if they're evil or abusive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303131
closest thing I remember with a abusive human girl I cant call NTR as the had already broken up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303000
>Manticore/Hellhound steal Wendigo's cloak
>She awwa awwas tearfully in a corner
>Put on your coat and call her over
>Scoop her up and embrace her, patting her head and telling her she can 'hide' with you the rest of the day
>Spend the rest of the school year with a Dere loll hugging you
>Every other MG student is mucus toad tier green with envy

awwa awwa motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303131
That should be an entirely different thing entirely
It should be rescuing or saving from the evil human
NTR is just too evil if a word

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303129
I might shave few places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303159
>>14303131
Monstergirl's faces when they read Stigma. They'd fucking murder those cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go race mixing with delicious brown monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303178
Never heard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303182
But what about the race traitor babies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303183
Guy is full Dere for girl. She's a dominatrix and so are her friends. She sell him to them andvthey broadcast one of his sessions while he's in school teaching, ruining his social life. Original girl has been cheating on him. Girls she sold him to crush his balls. Girl one gives no fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303191
Jeez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303191
Why do humans create such evil?
We need monster girl overlords real quick

[Anonymous No.]

STOP RIGHT THERE!

YOU NEED TO ACCEPT that you forgot your lunch master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303203
I like centaurs, but every time you post I feel the urge to open a glue factory to spite you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303191
That sounds hilariously retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303200
>overlords
NO

[Anonymous No.]

How we feel about shipgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303203
Those nipples look so deliciously puffy.
I want to nibble on 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303214
Just think about it
No more war
No more hate
No more destruction
No more horrible people
Just love and peace
That is true freedom, not this pseudo freedom received from our current slave masters

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303026
On cold, still nights, you can hear this picture awawawawa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303222
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303205
Sounds like you don't like centaurs anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303216
The only good ship is an abyssal ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303214
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303230
Welcome to the future
You'll like it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303232
>No H-scenes with their adult forms
Such a waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303216
I like a few of them for their design. Otherwise I prefer Abyssals due to their "alien-like" nature, and the fact their design also gives off a feeling of decay

Shame their only use is as fodder for the Ships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303232
I do like them
I just need to build a fake glue factory to fuck with you

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks to this threads I now imagine that wendigos are like Sakurai-sensei from Nichijou

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303247
Want to know a secret?

I don't care about horses, I care about Centaurs. Glue factories mean nothing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303191
Good end for subfags.
I remember someone was posting non-guro crops from it here to prove that being a sub is better
Kek

>Girl one gives no fucks.
As I remember she actually liked the guy and kept present from him in her drawer. But he was too much of spineless beta sub and she wanted someone actually dependable. So she sold him to other girls as a last test but he failed it and got his balls crashed. After she got the photo with his balls crashed she said what a fag and trashed his gift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303281
>Good end for subfags
Does subfag refer to all subs? Because I did not like that ending.
I also didn't like the MC and thought he had it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303281

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303241
Who cares
Their adults forms were pure trash. Just upscaled loli forms with distorted proportions. Only goblin teen was actually good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303281
>Good end for subfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303281
Get a load of this fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303285
>>14303288
>>14303294
He's just trying to start another slapfight, ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303301
I always believe stupidity is the problem and not malice.
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

LOVE BITES FROM YOUR MG AFTER TAKING THE TEASING TOO FAR!

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I really, really, REALLY love wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303310
Then you're the perfect ice cream truck driver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303310
Like really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303310
what about muscle wurms?
or loli wurms?
How do you feel about fat wurms?
Maybe skinny wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303319
I love all wurms.

>>14303315
I would tape packaged ice cream novelties to my body and wade into a hoard of wurms, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303310
you should have had a pic of the major when you posted that.

Ketchup is drink now, so says captcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303307
Getting love bites from your canine waifu!
Giving love bites back and making her whine in pleasure!

>>14303310
Would you nuzzle a wurm all over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303301
I'm not the one who was posting the crops from it though
Blame that guy. He is making all subs look bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303327
>ze major
It has often been said zat I like Würms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303328
I would nuzzle a wurm so hard she would actually think it may be too much nuzzling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303323
What about zombie wurms?
Celestial wurms?
How about a wurm mixed with a demon?
Oh! Or the dreaded elder wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303310
Do you love them enough to build a Wurm pit? Do you love them enough to lurk drawfag threads on multiple sites 24/7 to try and get wurms done? Do you love them enough to try and make a calendar out of them?

Do you at least love them enough to dream of cuddling them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303333
I would warm that zombie all night and day
Or take a trip along the stars.
I'd perform the ritual to bring that wurm to this plane of existance
Or explore the deepest, darkest cave to if there was a wurm in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303333
>Celestial wurms
I AM A WURMDAM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303285
>had it coming
Jesus dude, he wanted to be useful to her and be loved in return. He may have been a weenie but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303337
I don't know what a wurm pit is?
Unfortunately I don't have time for that.
Maybe when I have enough money I'll have a wurm calendar made like Jabberanon, or maybe I'll think of something even better.

I dream of that every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303131
I pastebinned this because it was like 5400 characters and I didn't want to shit out two giant posts.

http://pastebin.com/6VSnrNcv

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303343
He had two girls put in a ton of effort for him and then he just kept talking about his ex while never showing any appreciation for the two of them. He liked the stuff they did, that's why he stuck with them, he just didn't give anything back.
Good riddance, says I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303339
We need to go bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303344
>I don't know what a wurm pit is?
It's a pit

With wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303352
I mean, if that's what wurms want, I'd make them the biggest and best pit they've ever seen.
But are you sure they wouldn't be happier in a house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303348
Oh. You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303310
I like Wurms and Hellhounds, as much as I want both of them it's probably not a good idea considering how they're both rape trains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303356
It's an entertainment structure. Like a ball pit. Only the balls are bouncy exercise balls, and there's also wurms in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303328
Bite her on the ears! Bite her on the back of the neck! Then Hold her close and tight and cuddle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303366
Well sure, I'd make them one. Sounds dangerous for anyone not a wurm though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303362
You make a compelling case, this is a textbook rebuttal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303365
It will be fiiiiine. Imagine the cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303356
Wurms don't live in houses. They burrow.
>>14303365
Although the profile is as straightforward as the girl, somehow I have trouble associating Wurms with the description "rapetrain".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303365
That's quitter talk, Anon. And those girls deserve better than that.
Just imagine cuddling up with a hellhound while being coiled up by a wurm. The two might be rapetrains, and they might be two apex monstergirls, but even for all their strength, they'd never hurt the one they love.
And you can be sure that with them around, nothing will be able to hurt you, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>I looked it up. There is no "Give Your Boyfriend A Blowjob After Every Meal" Day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303394
Why is she angry? Did she forget that today is "Eat out your girlfriend after every meal" day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303394
Well you're a shit girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303394
Maybe she's using a European calendar, mine says it just fine. It's a cultural thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303400
He didn't know about that day until now, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303402
Maybe she's using Jewish Calender and not Gregorian

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303400
Good husbands eat out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303394
Tricking naive girls and then seeing them get flustered when they realize they've gotten tricked is simply the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303390
The profile outright says they're more dangerous and feared than dragons and have ridiculous amounts of stamina. That said it also says they're obedient once tamed by their husband and very affectionate so they're only rapetrains at first.
>>14303392
Hey now I never said I quit, I do plenty of stuff that's not a good idea. Like playing bad video games and posting here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303376
The wurms will take good care of you. Just make sure you've got your back to a soft ball, though. Or a softer wurm tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303352
>It's a pit

>With wurms

That makes me wonder, if "Can of Wurms" was a term for something, what would it be? A sexual act? A Wurm support group? A bunch of Wurms riding in the back of a truck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303392
>The heat of a Hellhound's body
>Mixed with the comfort of a Wurm coiling around you both
Sounds like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303437
It's be a literal can of Wurms because metaspores are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303424
Oh, I just said that it sounds dangerous, not that that would stop me from getting in there. Nothing would keep me away from my wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303437
It's a can

With wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303444
a can of wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303452
Yeah. A can, with Wurms in it. See >>14303448

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303452
>>14303454
A can of Wurms, for Wurms, by Wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303458
No, a can of Worms, for Wurms, by Wyrms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303461
>>14303461
Oi, that slogan is trademarked by the Spider Pussy Kingdom!

You can't just use our stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303466
Well that was random.
How much for an Arachnid dominatrix for the weekend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303466
...The fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303466
Muffet pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303466
Goddamn jumping spiders, you're too good for this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303466
Why in the world would spiders trademark that phrase? I don't believe you. I'll bet you're just upset that spiders aren't getting any attention and are trying to inject yourself into the conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303480
Please play Undertale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303486
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

Boatmurdered with Wurms for Elephants and anons for Dwarfs, discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303492
You're missing out.

>>14303485
Keep that trash talk up and you'll be getting injected with something.

[Anonymous No.]

One of you writefags mentioned making a story about a dragon golem. who was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303486
I'll get to it eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303504
Not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303503
>You're missing out.
So I've been told again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303513
But dude, you're missing out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303503
So where's my arachnid dominatrix? Is that tomboy in spats her? Because I don't mind that kind of thing at all, what with Ryoko from NtK and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303516
And again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303503
You didn't answer me and now you are threatening me. You aren't making spider pussy terribly appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

Undertale is 5/10, all it makes me want to do is play better games like Earthbound

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303522
Bro, you're, like, totally missing out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303504
Could have been angry orchard, he's they only named guy I know here who cares about golems that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303528
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a5/Ogmag_ability_multi_hit_11.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303528
You not explaining why he's missing out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a chunni roleplay with a Monster Girl where I play the evil emotionless villain and she's able to stop my rampage by singing the lullaby I used to sing to her as a child, bringing me to tears and unable to attack her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303524
Undertale.

>>14303520
You get nothing, good day to you sir!

>>14303513
Undertale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303545
>You get nothing
Wait, what? You're advertising spider pussy to people who don't want it, but when someone DOES want it you don't put up?
Man, FUCK you TJ!

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/VlINHSnUx9k?t=114

>TFW Ryuu flying for the first time
>HFW the ecstacy of flight

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303392
So how did these two become friends?
Did they run into each other in kindergarten and the shy wurm latched onto the hellhound because she thought it was a puppy?
And now they're still friends today?
And the Wurm still thinks the Hellhound is her puppy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303545

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303544
What monster girl would be best for chunni roleplays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303551
I'd read a story where a Hellhound protected a Wurm from some bullies in kindergarten and they became best friends.
And then they both fell in love with the same guy and agreed to share him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303551
Of course she thinks she's her puppy, she's a Wurm, all dogs are puppies, all men are cute boys and all trains are toys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303544
patrician taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303552
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Going to highschool and joining a cozy club with a kikimora girl who acts as the club maid (like in GJ-bu and Haganai) while wearing her school uniform or even her PE outfit

[Anonymous No.]

Does the suffering ever end?

[Anonymous No.]

Do Sandworm lolis awawa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303486
The Arachne in that picture isn't Muffet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303576
No, only Wendigos do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303566
He said "Hug Yeti"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303563
This is why they don't let Wurms on the subway any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303574
What suffering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303544
>>14303564
Playing the villain who ends up losing to the hero is the best. I love when the hero has their happy ending and tries to redeem the reluctant villain despite everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303582
That seems questionable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303572
>GJ-bu and Haganai
Is it me, or are there never any normal maids in manga/anime anymore?

Shomin Sample: Hostile Kuu-dere split personality
Haganai: Gender confused exhibitionist
GJ-bu: Anorexic fattybrows
GJ-bu: (real maid) Identical twins with mother

I'll be okay with a club maid if she's a proper kikimora raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303583
Not her fault they paint them pretty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303502
I can only say one thing for sure, that dwarf carving grand murals of cheese on the walls is certainly Nyaanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303584
The fact that she will never be with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303586
I only like that in cases where the villain is actually an interesting character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303596
Oh, that. No. No it won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303527
I think the reason why people like Undertale is just because of the amount of feeling put into the game.
The gameplay itself isn't particularly astounding, but it's carried by the fact that it's mechanics stay fresh, are creatively mixed, and intergrates well with the narrative.
It's not that long, either. Hell, it won't take you longer than 10 hours for two playthroughs, which is potentially all you need. If you're speedy, you might even be able to fit three playthroughs into there. So it's short as fuck, probably as a compromise for all the stuff packed in. There's flavour text almost everywhere, and characters have a lot of dialogue reacting to your actions, etc.
The last couple of bosses are arguably easier than some of the fights leading up the climax of the game, too. There's even one which is impossible to lose on. So the game definitely relies on its narrative, and the player actually being emotionally invested in the story.

When people recommend it so rabidly, it's because they've felt something strong towards it, and they want other people to feel that way so that they can share something. All humans want to people to empaphise with them and support their opinions. That's probably why a game which can elicit a strong emotional reaction is recommended as often and as strongly as it is.

But I think the most important thing of all is that we instead talk about how perfect wolfgirls are. God, I just want to fuck Momiji in the middle of a forest during autumn.

[Anonymous No.]

So why do people bitch about threadcanon for stuff like Ushi-Oni and Oomukades when there's only one or two stories to the contrary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303576
No, they get used as onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303594
Homages to depictions of cheese, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303588
>Shomin Sample: Hostile Kuu-dere split personality

But this is the best kind of maid? I don't follow. She does her job and later goes full deredere too.

>you will never see the cold anger on her face as she *TSHK*s at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303594
>anons from /mgg/ get sent to the fortress
How could it be worse than the original?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303577
Read the comments leading up to that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303603
>God, I just want to fuck Momiji in the middle of a forest during autumn.
Just in autumn?

I want to fuck her in spring when the cherry blossoms are blooming, I want to fuck her in summer in the blazing heat, I want to fuck her in the autumn when the leafs are falling and I want to fuck her against a tree in the freezing snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303604
What are you trying to say?

[Anonymous No.]

Shhh, the mofu is asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303618
FUCK THE MOFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303598
Naturally. The best is when the villain truly believes what they're fighting in, but slowly comes to hate the methods they had to us. Then realizes they went too far down their path to turn back now, and believes that there is no true redemption, only a glorious final battle, refusing to turn back even when all hope is lost for their fight.

And when it's all over, when the villain is finally defeated, the hero still extends a hand to them, offering them forgiveness despite everything.

Fuck chunni is the best

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

What girl do you roll? Which of the two of you is the hero and which is the villain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303604
There's no decent Oomukade story where she isn't portrayed as a thread canon nervous shut in and with Ushi-Oni for the longest time RS was the only one with a story that actually shown them as what they are.

There's also the countless in thread green texts which are much more visible and make it hard to talk about them at times without thread canon coming up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303617
Why bitch about threadcanon when nobody does them the "right way"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303610
Lava golems in the lava chambers for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303618
[X]Motorboat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303618
Look at the size of those tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303615
You're right, I was only thinking about the autumn just because of her associasion with maple leaves.
But thinking about it, just the thought of going wild with/on Momiji, taking her outside and fucking her surrounded by nature is appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303626
>nobody does them the "right way"
You answered your own question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303627
Do not pull this lever. Everything behind it will be raped by Lava.
Huh. That gives a whole now meaning to Fuck The World.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303626
That's exactly why they're complaining; nobody's doing them in a way that appeals to what made them special originally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303625
>There's no decent Oomukade story where she isn't portrayed as a thread canon nervous shut in
Machineanon's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303622
>Lava Golem
She better say fire puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303635
But I don't want to fuck Dio's stand

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303563
>Wurm playing with trains
>Full size ones
>She plays "train crash" with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303645
Shut up and go make amulets.
>>14303654
>at the last moment "Super Wurm" shows up to save the day!
So that's her origin story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303645
Too bad. He wants to fuck you.

http://exhentai.org/s/a03de9b1ac/797181-13

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303622
>Cheshire Cat
I guess she'd be roleplaying as the main villain's rogue henchman?
Redemption through dicking after the final fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303574
>>14303596
>>14303602
2017 Boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303668
What if it doesn't happen. Then what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303668
Not happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303222

Sounds kinda boring, to be perfectly honest.

A life without conflict or struggle ain't a life worth living in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303625
>>14303641
But Oomukades are literally just centipedes with Not!neurotoxin bites and being fearsome due to their paranoia.

How is that special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303692
Can I have that life even if you don't want it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303222
Can't we just have the regular world but with Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303692
The only people who say shit like that are people who never experienced true suffering in their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303700
I love them too much to want to subject them to that.

[Anonymous No.]

Thought: Would MG artists use their husband's cum in their paintings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303699

Sure. No qualms here, Bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303692
Well we're already living a shitty life right now. If the alternative is "boring" then fuck I'll take boring over this hellhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303704
No, but they'd definitely want you to top them off from time to time when they're working on something complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303703
Okay, slightly better world but still the same with monster girls in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303704
Watching Bob Ross are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303698
They also have the adorable dumbass side to them where they actively kiss men during sex after inflicting them with venom against their better judgement.

They're almost fearsome rape trains but not quite due to an endearing flaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303712
>"And over here I'll put a happy little rape. I'll use a little bit of Orgasm White and Blush Red..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303713
Also, they're god damn centipedes. That gives them something over every other mg ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303711
I could go for that. This world still has nice things in it. Nice enough that I sometimes wish I could share them with someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303721
It'd be cool to introduce Monsters to video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303622
That's not chuuni. Chuuni is fake and delusion. Don Quixote was a chuuni. A cliche real knight with corny morals is not.

Anyway
>Apsara

Aw shit. The climactic battle is a dance off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303692
That's because you're living a (more or less) comfortable life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303702

Or, y'know, people who've had to earn what little they have and would prefer not to be placed in a gilded cage, no matter how comfy it may seem.

To each their own, though.

[Anonymous No.]

This girl just called your waifu shit. What do you do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303712
Who is the Bob Ross of MGs? Yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303743
Stick my fingers in her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303743
Tell her she shouldn't be so down on herself.
She's a lovely lady with a lot to offer. It isn't her fault that she hit 30 as a vir-mmphh.
Mmphmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303743
Tell her she shouldn't be so hard on herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303746
Obviously a Leanan Sidhe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303746
An Ushi Oni with a hime cut.

Why? Why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303743
Look her dead in the eyes, slap Yukikaze's ass and say that she's my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303743

Get a dog whistle.

Keep on blowing into it until she apologizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303743
>>14303754
>>14303755
>Only 2 doujins
Fuck you, Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303743
But what if I say she's my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303755
>>14303754
Hivemind

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303763
>An Ushi Oni with a hime cut.

Can Ushi Oni be refined yamato nadeshiko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303773
Sure. Just don't take that seal off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303771
She tells you to stop huffing bath salts or whatever you do with those and shave your neckbeard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303772
More like she's the best girl in that show except Leo and I ship her with her brother so I can't waifu her.
Yuki 3rd.

On a related note, that show is boring as fuck but the girls are great. I would pay so much for a hentai OVA with the males fucking all the girls drooling over their cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303026
We still need more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303222
This puts me out a job, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303789
I want to give her marshmallow kisses, and motorboat her massive breasts by the fire.

[Anonymous No.]

The Centaur Knights of the Crossed Carrots will protect us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303806
What are marshmallow kisses? Sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303784
>I ship her with her brother so I can't waifu her.
I'm still mad about s3
>People ship her with her brother or as part of the mc's harem at a stretch
>Yurifags ship her with Nanami
>People who waifu her don't want her with anyone
Completely ignoring all possible fans of Leo they introduce a shitty shota who's almost as strong as her and pair her with him. One of the many things wrong with s3 so I'm glad it flopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303026
Ah! A Wendigo onee-san! How dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303731
Well the whole scenario would be made up, but you have to be making up something right? You gotta pretend to be a cool villain with a strong moral code, not just a quick villain, it's not fun chunni stuff if you don't put effort into being chunni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303807
Why are Centaur Knights so olev?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303743
I shove my hands into her guard hairs until she's a jibbering, crying mess

>>14303713
>>14303718
>MFW I'll never be able to write any of the rapetrain MGs 'right'
>MFW I am the fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303818
Don't call her that! She's a very nice lady and her flustered cries are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303814
Just by reading you I'm glad I didn't start the S3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303743
Hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303825
He didn't even mention the fail that was lalala

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303824
But with a voluptuous body like that she must be a very high level Wendigo!

If I let my guard down tonight I'll wake up to find myself being cuddled and imprisoned within her fluffy Wendigo coat!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no lovely Ushi-Oni waifu to RAPE YOU THROUGH THE FLOOR AFTER BURSTING INTO YOUR HOUSE TO DRAG YOU AWAY TO HER RAPECAVE where you will receive only the most tender of treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303743
Tell her to take it easy.

She shouldn't be so hard on herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303831
That's why you have to hug her first, then strip her out of that big, soft, fluffy coat of warmth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303832
>RAPE YOU THROUGH THE FLOOR

Man, made me remember that Ushiphobe anon who claims he'd live on his roof with a gun in the middle of a minefield so that Ushi's would never get him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303825
I didn't even list the worst of it.
>>14303829
A song from Millhiore was the light at the end of the tunnel for that god awful whale arc and they couldn't even get that right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303837
He wouldn't be safe from Balloon Ushi, just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303822
>>MFW I'll never be able to write any of the rapetrain MGs 'right'
What's so difficult about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303812
Feeding her a marshmallow by means of kissing I assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303839
>He wouldn't be safe from Balloon Ushi, just saying.

No one would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303835
I want to gain her trust, sit her down, and play Until Dawn with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303822
>>14303832
I guess I could try something along those lines.
If I do though, it'll be Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303840
You can write them but they never come off as violent enough without being repetitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303837
Just sounds like more floors for him to be raped through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303831
They say that an adult wendigo can extend her coat up to three metres in front of her, and can contain even a whole car in the mysterious pocket dimension.
One surveyed wendigo was even discovered to have an entire, fully functioning fridge present within her coat. After one hour of crawling through what he reported as "an endless expanse of fluffy bedsheets", the head researcher eventually gave up on locating the mains outlet powering the fridge.

Truly, the wendigo remains one of earth's most majestic mysteries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303840
Not him, but the reason I never have is because genuine rape (which almost never happens in our writefagging) makes me feel unpleasant, and I write for enjoyment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303839
Says you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303832
Why would you remind me I'll never have this?
>>14303851
Or if she's not feeling like fucking him on the roof it means there's no walls to crash through to get out of his house and take him back to the rape cave.

Also apparently fish is now a sweet, what the fuck captcha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303849
So don't try to write a sterotypical violent one straight up.

How about one where she violently rapes a guy, sees she went too far based on how much he hated her afterwards (or maybe she broke his p̶e̶l̶v̶i̶s̶ arm), or tried to go on a hunger strike or something. Then she feels guilty, and tries to win his heart over in apology or something.

Or maybe she tries to win him over just so he won't try and escape once her pregancy is far gone enough she's no longer agile, but then develops real love for him.

Lots of potential

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303853
I love the Wendigo pocket-dimension coat idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303860
I had an odd thought, would some business get into making high quality, comfy rape caves with power and an internet signal? Maybe even a full kitchen and sounds system too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303861
None of those sound much like an Ushi-Oni, to be honest. It does sound like a Wurm, or an Oomukade for the second.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like Ushi-Oni's that much, I don't like the fetishes they are known for and their design scares me.

But if you like them then that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303878
NO *YOU'RE* BEING UNREASONABLE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303839
He wouldn't be safe from regular ushi.

>pussyanon sipping lemon tea on his roof perch
>tremendous explosion rings out, almost making him choke on an ice-cube
>twists around to see a pillar of smoke and dust above a crater that used to be an anti-tank mine
>smirks as guts and gore rain down from the sky around ground zero
>the smirk quickly turns to a look of terror when he realizes the ushi-giblets are gravitating towards each other
>piece by fleshy piece, the ushi-oni is rebuilding itself...
>minutes later, pussyanon is cowering in his basement as another explosion rumbles from above.
>every time, the blasts feel louder and closer
>whimpers in the fetal position as he awaits the inevitable

At least you tried, champ :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303853
>spending an hour digging around in hairy monster husband pubes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303878
It's best to just judge the monsters on their designs and ignore the profile fluff. Individual personalities existing is canon, after all, if you even bother to care about canon. As long as you don't try to push your own version of them in thread nobody will care.

Not really anything to do about it if you don't like the design though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303889
He also claimed to be toting explosive rounds as well. Daleanon truly was a miracle of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303889
Stop trying to stir shit up, we're comfy right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303851
> "Let's add another hardwood floor right here. You gotta have lots of floors to rape people through. I'm using just a little bit of Timber Brown with the Orgasm White. Note how I'm just tapping the brush, just like how my pelvis will tap my husbands later."

Ushi Ross is stuck in my head now. Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303889
I think we all know what happens when you blow an Ushi into multiple pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303857

Just add bombast. Bombast fixes everything.

[Spoiler]>...FOR I SHALL FALL UPON YOUR PELVIS. LIKE. LIGHTENIIIIIIING! [/SPOILER]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303900
>Gotta have some black and white, need to have rape times to know when the cuddle times come
>I'm waitin on the cuddle times now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303899
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303867
Maybe a Tanuki owned business with dwarf workers.
>Avalanche proof the walls and ceiling
>Fancy fittings to place candles into since Ushis prefer them to modern lightning
>A heated, Ushi friendly bath to share with her husband after she's finished raping him for the day
>The newest in monster girl friendly beds which can withstand long and brutal sex sessions while still being comfortable
Sounding pretty nice already.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like femdom or reverse rape, but there is nothing wrong If you like it.

However you can go fuck yourself if you bitch at me for imagining something like a submissive Jinko/Ogre and talk about it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303890
They have coats before they get married, too, you know, they just don't look as huge on the outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303918
There's no need to reply to this, this post is out of the blue and trying to start something that doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303918
Pretty much this.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like maledom or rape, but there is nothing wrong If you like it.

However you can go fuck yourself if you bitch at me for imagining something like a dominant Alice/Kikimora and talk about it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303914
>Fancy fittings to place candles into since Ushis prefer them to modern lightning
Candles are shit though, they barely give off any light. I can't read or play vidya in such poor lighting!
What the fuck is this shit!?

I kind of want a story about an overbearing, spoiled human boy married to a dick-whipped Ushi. I don't know why, it would probably be terrible, but I want it anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303912
This. This is what I was talking about.

Fuck it, I've got work in an hour anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

Until it's possible to talk about submissive hellhounds without some asshole throwing a fit, everyone can go fuck themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303928
So, kind of like the MC in that recently linked doujin where he's raped by one of his maids?

>>14303937
That's happened, though. Why are you so angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303928
If you ask her nicely she might get you a relaxation room in the back of the cave with modern lighting.

Could be nice if pulled off right, like the Ushi-Oni is still the sexually dominant one and will fuck him to the point of exhaustion but he's prone to sulking if he doesn't get the things he wants and it breaks her heart to see him unhappy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303928

>Hardworking Ushi's struggles to keep the spoiled house-husband happy and buy him nice things so he can maybe stop nagging for five fucking minutes and fuck her already.

Eeeeeehh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303937
Submissive Hellhounds will never happen, sorry anon.

Hell even if they were maledom posters would still do nothing but bitch and moan then get banned or go back to lurking until the next shitstorm.

Now go away Saltfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303937
>I can't get MY fetish in, so no one can!

Great philosophy anon. This thread would be so much better if futa/furry/monsterboy loves shared the same stance as you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303918
>>14303937
Why are you trying so hard, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303941
>recently linked doujin
I didn't see that

>>14303942
>spoiler
Yes, exactly like that. That's what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303946
>Submissive Hellhounds are comparable to futa, furries, and monsterboys

Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>PANCAKES.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303944
It could work as a comedy, if you go this route >>14303942

[Anonymous No.]

I need wendigo clarifications:

1. Prior to finding a husband they just look like lolis wearing large but relatively normal coats?
2. After finding a husband they grow out of the loli phase?
3. When they find a husband the coat gets bigger to a crazy degree and turns into a pocket dimension?
4. Their husband turns into a monster that uses them as an onahole and also protects them?
5. The husband can freely leave the coat dimension and also turn into a human again, when he pleases?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303951
No, I'm a maledom fag myself. But if you're threatening to ruin the entire thread because you can't have your specific fetish, you're actually worse than futa+furry+monsterboys, because at least they are willing to go to their own threads and not wreck shit for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303947
Just report everyone taking part or responding, it's probably mostly 1 guy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303954
2. is not confirmed. The profile picture itself shows a married one that's still a loli. KC just said "not all of them are lolis"
5. is the KC "technically you can, but why would you ever want to?" like sad squid

The rest are true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303954
>2. After finding a husband they grow out of the loli phase?
Actually no, the one in the profile picture is married and still very much a loli.
>4. Their husband turns into a monster that uses them as an onahole and also protects them?
Left intentionally vague, all that's known is that he's inside the coat.

Everything else is right though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303956
>I'm a maledom fag myself

Yeah, sure you are. There is nothing wrong with anons posting about submissive Hellhounds you big baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>Identifying as maledomfag
>Indentifying as femdomfag
>Indentifying as anything as inane as that
>Indentyfying anyone else and judging based on anything like that

I bet you faggots actually like skub, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303941
Not without five hours of subfags and troll going on about muh gary sty and being greater than a god and all that bullshit.

>>14303945
Says you.
Don't lump us in with that falseflagger.
Boogeyman harder.

>>14303946
Yeah, that's totally what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303967
>Not being pro-skub

Typical anti-skub scrub

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303954
1. Yes, though who knows if they come in non-loli. It's not something like the Sabbath who are specified all-loli races so there may be variation.
2. Not necessarily.
3. Yes. Coat may already be a pocket dimension but it defintely gets visibly bigger
4. Unknown. Only reference in the profile where husband and coat are mentioned together says he's visible if you stare into the abyss.
5. Most likely since KC wouldn't trap someone in his hugbox without a way out, plus he's said that the "writer" of the entries exaggerates everything. That is also assuming he becomes the coat in the first place. Only the Mindflayer was explicit about transformed husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303967
I'll have you know I identify as a prisoner fruit, every day I dream about being devoured by a cute farm girl who realises how tasty I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303971
Get banned already, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303972
It's an antiquated formula, you borb. Literally dozens of cheaper, higher quality alternatives to skub exist. At this point, you're just paying for the brand, and they know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303981
Not being mamono mana
>not controlling the lives of everyone
lel fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303967
>>14303972
>>14303981

I love you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

How hard do you think Minotaurs are capable of fucking a dude into the dirt at the sight of red things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303997
Very subtle, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303997
But that whole red thing isn't true anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303997
I prefer minotaurs that tenderly romance men into a soft bed with silk sheets at the sight of red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303984
How about no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303997
I want to fuck a Minotaur while she's in heat then steal her axe so she remembers me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303997
I have to wonder, is her ass fuzzy too?
I suppose I'd be alright with it, as long as it's soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304023
Are you swole enough to escape while carrying it, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304028
Probably not, but I'll just ask a Wizard to teach me some magic to shrink or levitate the axe until I am.

[Anonymous No.]

Which two?

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, I wouldn't waifu a hellhound. I mean, I'd fuck her and all that, but I don't think I would love her. I'd keep her at arm's length. Strictly Master and servant type deal. Anyone lese have this idea about a particular girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304034
First girl on the far right and first girl on the far left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304032
Good luck convincing a wizard not to fuck you over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304035
It happens the same to me with your mom, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304034
Snake and four arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304034
>posting the version with the furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304034
Angel and Dragon or Angel and Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304037
That's why I'd earn his trust by being his friend or offering cash/a favor for magic lessons.

Wizards aren't that bad anon, you're just too quick to judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304034
Far right and fourth from the left.
Love the snake hair and the four arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304039
You have to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304034
1, 4, 5, 7, 8

If I have to stick to 2
1 and...4, 5, and 7

Fuck you, it's a multiple of 2, close enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303997
>Spanish man tries to bullfight a Minotaur with a red sheet
>She looks at him with a puzzled expression for a moment before calmly walking up to him
>He's frozen like a deer in headlights, this is nothing like the bullfighting his parents taught him about
>In one swift motion she punches him in the face knocking him unconscious
Later that evening while sharing a meal with her husband
>"Can you believe that jerk? What kind of guy assumes a Minotaur would get excited over a flash of red?"
>"Well you did like that red shirt I was wearing the other day..."
>For a moment she looks off to the side while pouting
>"That's because it was you wearing it you dork"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304042
She looks a bit like that crazy tiger lady we used to post about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304041
Same here, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304034
The harpy and the brown multi arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304052
>Not a love story between a minotaur and a bullfighter
I'm slightly disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304042
I'd fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304052
Bitch is gonna get stabbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304054
If only we could combine the two

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304034
Angel and the other winged blue demon-y thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304009
>Watching TV with minotaur from next door, mooching off her expensive cable package
>But you've really become best friends after spending all this time together
>You can even riff as good as Mike and Joe
>In the middle of watching a Del Toro marathon, you're about to get to Hellboy and realize all the red that's in it.
>She seems chill enough, and you decide to rib her a bit
>"Hey Rena, that minotaur red shirt thing is bullshit right?"
>"Yeah, total myth."
>Kool Aid commercial comes on during the break
>Rena looks all sweaty
>Her huge breasts heave under her racy halter top
>Her breath comes ragged and heavy
>Catch her mumbling
Oh Yeah!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304060
You're so masculine, Anon!
Teach me your ways!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304065
Take off your pants.
Don't say anything, just take them off and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304060
After you teleport behind her and unsheath your katana right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304034
The two on the far right

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304061
Magnifique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304065
I am not associating myself with someone who finds a nigger drink mascot arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304066
>hurting someone after they hurt you is a maledom thing
Get trepanated.

>>14304071
>needing a katana

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304034
The genki looking brown dog-girl

The CatSorry, but don't you just want to rub those silky, fuzzy cat tats while you cum inside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303840
>>14303840
Writing skill aside, it's kind of hard to want to feel enamored to write them as pure blooded rape trains because there's no inherent eroticism to it. It's just the violent mashing of genitalia together with emotional trauma.

Playful femdom I can sort of do, yandere I won't touch again, but straight up rape with shit like going through floors is a high mountain and there's no sherpas available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304070
>Not waiting for the subliminal tsunami of red, Ron Perlman's voice, Baby Ruth and a dozen pussies.

It's like you want your pelvis to survive the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304065
>Del Toro

I hope this was intentional

>not taking her to see "Crimson Peak"

[Anonymous No.]

4 spaces left and we still got 60 images to spare. Anyone want to do top-tens?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to break into a Minotaur's home, rape her then steal her underwear as a trophy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304101
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304101
How new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to romance a feminine Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304104
I'd take her horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303853
Read it in Attenbourogh's voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304113
Me too. I want to take one on a nice romantic dinner date and kiss her goodnight when I take her home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304110
It could be worse.

Someone out there could be trying to make a new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304126
I want to see her blush as her dress strains against her huge breasts and muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304131
I want to tell one that she looks cute in a dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304101
We'll probably use those images, 4 spaces takes a long time on page 10. I'll use imgur to avoid wasting any.
http://i.imgur.com/Pj4JhTG.jpg
Demon might be taking will o wisp's place at this point although I think they're tied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304134
As do I anon, as do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303927
There are already some amazing dom Kiki stories though. [spolier]I'd laugh my ass off at a well written Alice dom story.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304101
Kikimora
Oomukade
Jorogumo
Cyclops
Hinezumi
Ren Xiongmao
Inari
Holstaur
Salamander
Jiangshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304141
But would you buy her the biggest, shiniest, most beautiful ring that money could buy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304146
Fuck off you shitstirring faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

How monstrous is too monstrous?

Pic related is my absolute limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304035
Any slime because they're creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304152
Honestly. How was he shitstirring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304150
Of course. And I'd make her feel like a real woman.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the reaction was of the parents of the first Holstaur, because the mom would be a Minotaur, albeit one from a line Minotaurs who got dominated, then the daughter comes out with white skin, a black and white patter, and by the time she's probably 15 her tits are bigger than her moms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304154
When it looks like it's just a monster with a girl for a hat it's too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304160
Probably on the passive side. Even the biggest of bulls have no problem with lazing about and smelling the flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304155
Slimes are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304160
Confusing at first, then she probably wouldn't have cared after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304155
>yfw you end up with a nureonago

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304169
Agreed. They're cute, cuddly, will make sure you're never dehydrated, and give some of the best full-body hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304101
Wight
Kraken
Mindflayer
Shoggoth
Troll
Ren Xiangmao
Jurougumo
Gazer
Dullahan
Manticore

Plebeian tastes maximized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304154
It's hard to specify exactly, one one hand I wouldn't do that but I've had no problems thinking I'd fuck something equally or slightly more monstrous.

It all comes down to design really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304169
No, they're sneaky, oozing slurry horrors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304101
I'm bad at this.
http://imgur.com/gvMBl1W

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304172

They're pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304172
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304190
They're okay, if I want a devoted maid there's kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304185
What in god's name did you do to that image? It looks like a drunken Oni tried to make something to go undercover in a thread full of human boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304178
They're squishy, cuddly bundles of warmth and joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304205
Like I said, I'm bad at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304209
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304157
I presume just mentioning something he considers a buzzword regardless of context is equivalent to "shitstirring".

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a true Jomsviking man
>As big as a barn and as tall as a mountain
>You will never literally wrestle for sexual dominance with a not-shit version of Cathyl
>She'll never have to endure jeers of 'CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN' from her peers as you grope those massive tracts of land

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304035
You think you'd be allowed to see other MGs ever if you were a hellhound's servant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304216
But you'd fuck one? Keep one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304221
She's the servant. Of course you knew that and are just looking to start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304220
I'd rather be a bishie city boy taught the simple life by a loving Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304228
Not like the other guy wasn't trying to start it as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304228
You're claiming to want to enter a non-romantic sub/dom relationship with the one monstergirl specifically mentioned as never being submissive and I'M the one trying to start shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304101
Sure.

http://i.imgur.com/Wczvl3K.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304223
Not if could help it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304220
God damn, the Barometz are so adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304101
If you insist.
http://i.imgur.com/A3UlPXV.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304243
You I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304239
>monstergirls never deviate from the profile
Oh you're one of THOSE guys. Cry more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304259
Oh, I see what you are doing. Sorry charlie, you aren't baiting me. This is the last reply you get.

[Anonymous No.]

>No blonde russian kiki with golden feathers who's interesed in the slavic roots of kikimori
>She will never coo softly like a dove, as she holds your your head against her chest with one hand and rubs the tip of your dick on her soft, downy feather-pubes as you finish
>You will never raise a cute, smart, and moral daughteuru with her and go to Russian Orthodox church services every weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304267
You shouldn't have replied to him even once. Just look how he was ignored by everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304273
Thank god, that sounds fucking horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304267
I don't mind, but you can go fuck yourself because you know what you were doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304233
Yeah and I want a story where an Order knight eats a Raging Mushroom, not knowing its effects, only to irrumate his future waifu, a Minotaur.

Waking up the next morning covered in furs with BEEG MINOTAUR TITS on his cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304273
Since when were slavs smart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304288
Since they won the space race.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we talk about foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304288
nice meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304300
I want to be lost in the woods and found by a group of kindly CC foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304035
Same, I'd keep one as a pet but they're so cunty I'd have to break them first. Maybe if they were naturally sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304300
Foxes are a miracle of nature, especially when they're powerful and old.

I want to be married off to a kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304300
Only if she got them 2D granny-titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304321
>>14304318
Well i like the younger foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304325
Foxes of all types and ages are perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304325
Hey, to each their own. I'm just saying I'd like to be the trophy husband of a six-tailed fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304321
>>14304318
http://exhentai.org/s/31171fbc3e/653175-5

Imagine if fucking her just made her go from 'Ara ara why does he want an old fox like me' into a power bottom to end all power bottoms. She already has the personality for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304325
Young one's are okay long as they got the goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304331
I can agree with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304338
I like the rewrite of that better where she's smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304342
This guy draws some scrumptious derrieres.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304346
>>14304346
http://exhentai.org/s/9c16addec6/655848-12

It has unzipped

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304331
I like my foxes big in the right places, ara ara and lewd enough to make a succubutt blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304381
>Not http://exhentai.org/s/f891066bb5/655848-20

I'd a granny Kitsune hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304381
Subpar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304310
For me it's the challenge, the idea of dominating the supposedly untamable. I just want to strangle her while fucking her until she passes out and lies twitching and spasming, shuddering with cum oozing out of every hole. I want to hear, guess I'd call it, broken adoration? in her voice. She doesn't have to be sweet, or moe, it's something else, I just don't know what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304386
Why the fuck don't we have any stories about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304394
Sounds like someone's had their first taste of sadism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304325
>that bulge

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304394
Why do you reply to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304398
Go home Denzel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304398
I know there's a story about an auntie kitsune, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304401
She's sportin' toe anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304405
To keep the thread going so that he will have the last word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304384
Done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304398
Closest we got is http://pastebin.com/43HAgJZr

We need more though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304405
You got a single fact to back that up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304411
I guess it's the shading then but it looks a like a penis

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine P'Orc boar subspecies of daughterus giving you pig kisses and then cuddling their slightly mofu body up against you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304414
Too angry, needs to be more kindly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304419
What kind of penis looks like a vulva?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304419
It's just PUFFY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304416
Let's just say a little birdy told me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304423
You need to experience her h-scenes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304423
But she can be kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304430
>>14304433
Is she just mad that protag-kun won't give her the D?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304426
Whatever you say saltman.

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people that waifu monstergirls
Enjoy getting keked/killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304438
way to show you're a transplant from another board that has no idea what they're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304437
Sorry, I just wanted to post that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304436
You have to like, convince her to help you with something, and she's all offended that you think she would help you
If I remember right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303831
I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304436
No because she takes the D when she wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304446
Oh okay.
>>14304449
...Oooooh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304449
My kind of woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304400
No, I don't want to hurt her, it's more like instinct. Monstergirls are all about desire and hedonism, well I want to turn that on her. I like reverse rape but with her it's like, she's too in your face, too suffocating and I want to push her back.

That's it, I get it now. I want to prevail. I want to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304303
I can already identify several inaccuracies in this pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304444
MGE is the only setting where human/monstergirl isn't a death sentence, even in mgq it is far better to kill monsters on sight and in other settings there's no goddamn ambiguity at all, they want you dead.
Even in EMG human/mg makes no damn sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304459
You're getting more cringey with every comment. Better stop now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304459
That's understandable. Would you love her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304243

Are you me? Our taste is the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304394
I like the idea of being choked out during sex, personally. Supposedly the mix of a lack of oxygen, the rush of panic and an orgasm feel fantastic when combined.
It also killed David Carradine, so it isn't something you try for masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304468
Maybe if she didn't have those freakish paws. No, I don't know.

>>14304464
Here's your reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304475
I'd rather do the choking, though I do enjoy it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304463
>Even in EMG human/mg makes no damn sense.

You mean the setting where the only male monsters shown have been orcs and centaurs?

Mermaids, harpies, lizards, lamiae, kobolds, kitsune, and basically ever other species needs human men to procreate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304477
Imagine having your own demonic pit bull that will fuck shit up for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304475
I'm kinda ashamed to say I agree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302141
>I'd rather be Scotsbro.

>You'll never have a buff highlander Dullahan cuss you out in a 20 second long insult before drawing her fuckhuge claymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304475
Choking would probably be alot safer with a lot of monstergirls.
Magic user? Let them resuscitate you if it goes too far.
Slimegirl? Let her cut off oxygen from the inside, without need for any hands around your neck. And in the unlikely event that you still somehow die, she can just swim down your mouth and start your heart manually.
Lich? Wait a little bit while your soul sits next to hers in the phylactery, and watch as she makes you a new body from the ground up.

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>>14304490
Neat, but it's not like I want her to dominate others or something like that. I just want to won against her. Maybe I'd feel the same way about ushis if spiders didn't freak me out. I've begun to like jorougumo for this reason though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302392
I love oppai loli for the salt it conjures in lolifags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pxFcFI6lvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304494
Getting choked and getting killed are two different things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304493
Dullahan are Irish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304509
>All this in a rich, feminine celtic accent

I'd be both insulted and turned on. If I had the elf going 'Kay, I'd post it.

>>14304528
Pretty sure it all came from the celts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304528
So she'd speak Irish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304490
>Walking your hellhound waifu
>Buff Huge McLarge cans ogre sees this, slaps you on the chest, stopping you and challenges to a fight
>Hellhound goes berserk and you witness a mauling deserving of Michael Vick, with slurs and insults thrown in foul enough to make flowers wilt
>Ends it with the affirmation you don't like fuckhuge dykes
> Turns to you, blood all over her fur and an innocent smile asking if she did good, tail wagging

Not sure if want but the idea is growing on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304508
God help us if we get a salt tsukomogami, I see a slew of reaction images like mari.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have Wight waifu
>Haven't become undead Incubus yet
>She frets over every little thing
>Even the tiniest injury is the end of the world as far as she's concerned

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304563
We could just retexture the glacies to be a pinkish white.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see more monster girls in sweaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304493
>"...ALL YE GARLS WIT' YER HAYDS ON YER SHOULDERS!"

https://youtu.be/rBdQDGGNg8E

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304569

i want to see more cute monster girls doing cute things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304565
Undead wouldn't give two fucks if you died, they could just bring you back no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304573
Yeah, as a girl.
Necromancy may not actually work anymore in MGEland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304549
Now you're getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304565
>Have Wight Waifu
>Haven't become undead incubus yet
>Have to constantly fight her back, because she wants to kill you and bring you back at a young twenty, but you want to die and come back mid to late twenties.
>Get your way
>Mamono mana makes you younger when you come back anyway
t-thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304567
Why pinkish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304569
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304549
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304549
>MGC animal control puts her down for being violent

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304528
Yeah and the only Scottish MGs we have are Selkies and Cu Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304583

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304583
Go away alpfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304582
Not all salt is white. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kala_Namak

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304591
>alpfag
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304585
Do you have that story? I didn't see what caused all the rectal bleeding I've heard about.

>>14304584
I don't understand. What is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304585
>MGC putting down a monster girl as an animal
More likely to give her a pat on the back, good job for reminding everyone that awful green text existed though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jb7dKVMdxE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304598
Not him but that's a dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304604
Pretty sure that's a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304607
It's a monsterboy from some computer game. Nasus I think he's called.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304587

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304585
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304600
>rectal bleeding
You give it too much credit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304609
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pet my daughteru's head and tell her to wait for me while I get her some candy she can sit on that stump right over there

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304610
Get it away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304570
>Be set up on a blind date
>expect a meet and demure MG who will make you feel safe and loved
>Date turns up ha;f an hour late and drunk
>"Hiya laddie, y-ya go' me schomefing to drrrink?"
>You decide to keep being a gentlemen and bring the lady some wine
>"Ach ye call this pish wine? I would neh use it to clean me gutters. in more ways than one...eh laddie? Eh? Eh?"
>The rest of the night is a disaster as she gets in a fight with the patrons, punches the waiter, sings ballads off key and loudly, gives a spectacular display of projectile vomit and generally kicks up a fuss.
>You bring her home (as she continuously gropes you in the taxi) and see her off
>She grabs you by the your shirt collar
>"Where do ya think yer goin' laddie? The Night's still young, and I got a bottle of whiskey with yer name on it."

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304609
>monsterboy
You need to get your eyes checked mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304609
You mean League of Legends?
Because I looked it up and that looks nothing like Nasus. You need to get your eyes checked anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304609
Renekton is the better sibling anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304612
I don't know, some people were certainly up in arms about it. Do you have it? I didn't pay attention to it when it came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304603
>filename
You don't even know how hard I would cuddle and protect her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304618
depends on the MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304618
Tell her to fuck off, she's been nothing but a piece of shit the whole night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304628
Your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304620
He's sort of right, there's an artist called nam who does r63 monster girl versions of LoL characters.
>>14304623
It was half people calling him a tryhard and others pointing out it was obvious bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304619
>>14304620
Gender bender or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304101
Ghoul
Devil
Arch Imp
Sahuagin
Vamp Mosquito
Shirohebi
Medusa
Mindflayer
Will-o-the-Wisp
Girtablilu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304613
People with taste and non homos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304618
I'd probably pick her up in a princess carry the best I can and lay her down on the couch and then proceed to help her get to sleep.
Then I call my dad and ask if he knows any good drink mixes he could share with me.
I don't drink myself, but hell if I'm not gonna be a good boyfriend.
I'm such a goddamn slut for accents, I've gotta do something about this before some monstergirl with a sexy accent comes along and sweeps me off my feet.
Because if a Scottish or Irish Hellhound tried to seduce me that'd be it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304631
yes.

It's called "Gap Moe" you plebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304636
So, it's a monster girl. All is well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304617

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304635
>>14304636
Well it looks absolutely nothing like the character, so that aspect can pretty safely be ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304643
For you maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14302048
Just trick a human boy to switch bodies with you and then just keep his body. And make him your personal alp.

Joyride in bodies responsibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304640
>Willing to put up with an obnoxious shit like that just because she's a Hellhound

Jesus Christ you faggots have horrible taste in women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304639
But it's a girl, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304650
I want autists to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304640
Sorry anon, a Hellhound with an accent thicker than Scottish treacle is coming for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304654
There's no reason to be so hostile Anon, even if it is the truth. Manners matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304660
I want alpfags and closet gays to leave, Guess we're stuck with each other huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304587
>>14304610
Why are ribbed sweaters the ultimate boob accessories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304650
Yes, which is all that matters as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304617

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304654
I'm not putting up with it just because she's a Hellhound. I'm putting up with it because
A: I don't like not giving people a chance
B: I'm a slut for accents
C: HOLY SHIT AM I A SLUT FOR ACCENTS.

>>14304661
God save my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304663
>wanting a female version of [X] is gay
...um, you wanna try that again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304660
>Would rather have an XX woman
>not an XY with tits
>autists
Hue

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304668
Dumb! Ugly! Cowtits! Nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304664
It compliments them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304594
Neat. Delicious brown and white salt twin sisters when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304677

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304674
Yes, if you want women who used to be men, yeah, pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304686
I love cute geyerls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304658
Are your pants on fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304686
Fat! Creepy! Going to die alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304663
>>14304675
>>14304690
Oh wait you're serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304690
>liking females is gay
Alrighty then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304664
Something about the stripes, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304697
Don't reply to autistic shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304700
>liking "females" who are men is gay
Yes, you understand. Why do you keep repeating it if you get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304686
>She will never wrap those thick, soft, and meaty thighs around you and pull you in as you cum inside, while she stares at you with a massive heart-pupil

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never remove faggots with your houri harem

A-allah ackbar...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304717
Good, monoeyes are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

What books would a Crow Tengu even read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304718
>you will never help the monstergirls to take over humanity
Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't open it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304706
>females who are men
Well, which one is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304732

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304721
History, folklore, and other books of knowledge. Maybe some fiction. Romance and smut when it's that time of year again, or when they're having trouble finding men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304739
SPOOKED ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304732
I need the more of this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304664
They magically take the shape of the wearers body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304739
It looks like a smiling insect thing.

>>14304748
This is the more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304733
In there crazy tumblr times where boys can be she, who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304755

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the Wock!

Do it now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304101

It's hard for me to pin down MGs to 10. I like most of them a bunch. But Kejourou, Krakens and Yetis are some of my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304763
But she's fat and smells weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304686
We need more CC Cyclops stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304751
That's a bit too much boob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304770
Not like you're any different yourself anon, don't be such a hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304762
Gosh, her tail is so fluffy. You think she'd let me brush it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304775
I'm not fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304763
I'll touch the Wock with my cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304763
Where's my portable wock with green hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304772
HA! GAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304483
Mermaids have their own men and the others can just make due with the orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never lick the puffy white vulva of your tomboy MG GF and the intense tan-lines bordering her caramel colored skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304786
She's gonna have back problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304787
>make due with the orcs.

nice assumption, there's no evidence that orcs and other MGs can breed. If anything, it's dudes with Human women who are at risk of being kekolded by centaurs and orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304770
She's not fat, she's just chubby. And smelly girls are cute! Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304796
mamamonomanana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304796
She's a MG. No she won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304338
>>14304381
God this artist makes some actually good things but everything else is fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

You'll never GET GAZED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304796
Magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304804
>>14304805
Oh...well okay then.

Maybe if I drink some of her milk they'll go down.
>>14304810
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304796
They're tits I don't got to explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304802
No wonder she can't get a boy. She's gross!

[Anonymous No.]

Tough delinquent Wolfus who secretly find kids adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304762
Uwaa! Anubis-senpai! It isn't what it looks like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304823
No she's not! Plus, some boys find that cute in a girl, just ask Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304827
I want to make that Wolfu my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304827
Nobody should be able to resist such a tiny, cute Wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304829
Exactly! Only losers like her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304828
Look at the way her tail's wagging though.
She wants you anon. And she's gonna get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304827
I'm glad she does, because Wolf Pups can be a real handful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304838
I'll be a loser for her! Losers get cuddles from her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304827
>they secretly just want a happy home-life
>they're actually really good cooks
>they make you a bento after you pester them about it but then act really embarrassed "...look...it's probably not very good or anything...so don't get too excited...okay?"
>they cry tears of joy on your wedding day as they wear a frilly white wedding dress
>they get intensely happy after you fill them with your seed while kissing and doing it in the missionary position
>they contentedly rub their belly and smile after getting an ultrasound and finding out they're pregnant with several pups

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304851
Losers sit in the loser corner with their blubbery foul wocks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304800
If humans can breed with centaurs no problem then centaur men can too breed with the same species human men can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304858
Better to be a loser with friends than a lonely winner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304827
What about delinquent mg onee-sans protecting their otoutos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304861
You'll be lonely when her fat kills her at an early age!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304859
Not necessarily. Why the fuck do you care anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304859
That's another assumption. Human jizz can just be a panacea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304809
>no filename
Come on, this is the second time.

[Anonymous No.]

>hfw you tell her you want to have 100 wolf pups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304763
Look, I normally like Jabberwocks, but that one needs to work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304868
She's not fat, just tubby! And mamono mana will keep her healthy! Enjoy your stick elves that'll snap like a twig if you touch them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304862
I'm just imagining some rough monstergirl bringing her delinquent friends over and setting down some guidelines.
>"Okay, Rule #1: Don't make too much of a mess. You think I'm scary? Try messin' with my ma."
>"Rule #2: No smokin' indoors, drinkin's fine but smokin's where I draw the line.
>"Rule #3: If any of you hit on my precious little brother, I'll gut you myself. He's too pure and innocent for you and if you ruin that I'll fuckin' kill you."

Would the other delinquents swear to protect their Aneki's little brother from girls who would break his heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304869
Trying to make myself NTR proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304879
>>14304483
>>14304787
>>14304800
>>14304859
Shut the fuck up about your kekolding fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304886
I'll have you know there are a great many healthy noble elves.
>>14304889
I feel sorry for those girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304877
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304862
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304894
The filename is half of the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304890
EMG monstergirls adore human men over their own males, not like there's a problem with that. Okayado may have used monsterboys but at least know where his fanbase is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304900
The hell are you going on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304906
Really considering how idealistic most manga series with monster girls are there's no need to be afraid of Monster Boys.

Of course we still shouldn't discuss them too much in the thread because they're not on topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304763
>fat
Into the oven it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304777
Maybe. If you do it in uniform motions, and don't jump around from place to place. Start at the base, and work your way up to the tip, making sure to get all the loose fur. And use the anubis butter, but not too much! Spread and warm it in your hands first, then evenly apply it across the whole tail with your fingers. Oh, and don't squeeze too tight, either. When you brush, rinse it under the warm water every five strokes so the fur doesn't stick with the oil, and make sure you pick out all the pieces which the water doesn't get. Otherwise there'll be lumps of fur. Don't brush too fast, and don't push too hard either. Just use your other hand to cradle it, but make sure you don't mess up the fur like that! Hold the tail so you don't push against the grain. And don't forget, when you get to the tip of the tail, brush in spiralling motions, because it feels nice. But don't angle it too much. Just slightly curve around the tip. If you find any knots, untangle them by hand or use the scissors, and don't disturb too much of the fur around it. If you must snip any fur, cut as few strands as possible to get rid of the tangle. Once you're done brushing, use the silk wipe to absorb any excess butter, which there shouldn't be, by wrapping it around the tail, taking care to avoid rubbing against any of the fur or putting any creases in the wipe. Then delicately pat down the whole tail through the silk with your hands, making sure that every millimetre of the fabric clings to the tail. After that, slowly remove the wipe like a sleeve, pulling it up and over the tail. And most importantly of all: Be gentle and nice.

Do all that, and then you might be allowed to brush the fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304763
Does anyone have the lewd version of this picture? I forgot to save it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304877
>>14304900
Did someone say filenames?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304941
She says that, but the second the brush touches her tail she'll be in too much pleasure to complain.
How would she react to a genuine loving hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304941
>That pic.

Looks like someone's got sand in their paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304952
Is that spaghetti!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304960
go away cyperus pith paper skeleton
halloween is already over

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304960
>>>/v/
>>>/vg/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304960
stop memeing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304955
She'd freeze up and wouldn't know what to do. She wouldn't hug back and she wouldn't back out.

>>14304958
Yes she does.
Please assist her with it. Her claws aren't good at picking out sand. But fingers are dextrous and gentle enough to remove the sand without any hassle.
Wait until she comes back to you with sand in her paws later. What? Of course she's not getting sandy paws on purpose. That's just what happens when you work outside in the desert. But seeing as how you're here, you might as well help, alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304978
>>14304970
>>14304969

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304969
>>14304970
>>14304978

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305010
There's a snake in my boot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305010
go away too bootsnake
that is not how you accessorise

come back after you learn clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305001
What if I started stroking her hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305005
>>14305010
This is a monster GIRL thread. If he's going to post Undertale shit it should at least be a female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304969
>>14304970
>>14304978

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305020
>furries
Fuck you, Anon-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305020
Careful what you ask for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305017
Then you're going to feel her heartrate pumping like a piston engine while she starts to hyperventilate.
She's going to shake a little bit, but besides that, she's has no idea what she should be doing. No plans were made for this event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305001
Well, if she insists, I would gladly brush all that sand off of her paws, then carefully and gently pick out the stubborn particles. Afterwards, I would wipe down her paws with a damp cloth to ensure her cleanliness, like a good slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305025
>>14305026
Well to be fair all I know about it is the skeletons. So nevermind, just take the whole game to /vg/ or /v/ and out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305001
>>14305029
>>14304958
Does she hate sand? It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305022
I want to drown in that softness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305032
Sand is stylistically designed to be that way. You can't undo that. But we can diminish the effects of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305028
Time to princess carry her to the couch and bundle the two of us up in a blanket cocoon to watch movies together. Maybe give her some headpats and ear scratches too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305050
Sand is the key to all this. If we get sand working, cause it's a courser material than we've ever had in the Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

Can't you people settle your shenanigans over some vidya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305022
>"Well anon?"
>"You could pay your debt by working for me for the next few years."
>"O-or you could pay it by giving me your v-virginity."
I don't know why, but Tanukis being nervous while trying to seduce people turns me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305022
Fatfag pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305063
I want a fighting game with MGs where their finishing moves always involve draining you of every ounce of cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305069
>I don't know why, but Tanukis being nervous while trying to seduce people turns me on.
Well, you just sold me on Tanuki so well done.

[Anonymous No.]

MILF Monster Girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305096
That depends on if Quicksilver was supposed to write tonight or tomorrow. Because when he arrives, MILFs take a back seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305084
Just imagine a cunning and well composed businesswoman. She's fearless and ruthless when it comes to business.
But when it comes to the man she wants, she's a stuttering, blushing nervous wreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305103
>implying Quicksilver hates MILFs
Ok, anon. Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305029
Okay, but make sure to just do one paw at a time. For some reason, she wants to keep her face covered from view while you pick and dab between every groove on her hand. I wonder why.

>>14305059
She's going to be utterly silent all the way through the night, completely expressionless, with a blush that shouldn't be that prominent on a face as tanned as hers. She'll watch movies, and her tail will wag when you give her affection, but she won't dare look you in the eye. If that happens, it might lead to talking. And she doesn't know what to say in these situations.
When you get up in the morning you'll find her gone, having left you at the crack of dawn with the blanket pulled up to your chin
On the table is a note which reads "Come to my tent at two in the afternoon. No later, and no sooner. I'd like to do this properly. xxx"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305108
MILF's != CC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305112
What was that Kikimora then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305103
>One of the most overrated writefags can determine what we can talk about
No, not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305096
When I stop being a whiny cunt and lazy at the same time and just get back to writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305120
Joke

Your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305111
Would she be awkward, yet lovable during the date? And would she let go and go wild the first time we have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305103
Most likely later on, once I get and finish dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305096
I'd cheer up that teenage girl by letting her watch me and the MILF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305122
That wasn't even a good joke, it was just randomly namedropping someone or self promotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305133
I'm not a samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305135
Yes I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305120
>>14305133

Someone sounds bitter and salty. And I'm not sure you're the best judge of humor given you took his statement about Quicksilver literally, spoiler]rather than with a grain of salt.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

How would the Chief Gods chosen heroes fall to the "Dark Side" i.e. monster pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305139
I'd like to add that my breath smells like the inside of a used condom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305139
>>14305146
Please anons, this isn't very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305144
By taking advantage of their sense of moral responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305144
They'd feel how awesome monster pussy feels and fall victim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305120
>Quicksilver is overrated
But he's not me

>>14305144
Raging Mushrooms, a fuck load of Dark Matter. Hand holding, no sex before marriage, sex without birth control in the missionary position under the stars with Her Grace watching you plow into what you think is a freckled human waifu when it turns out it's a Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305144
>Implying the dark side isn't the chief god's

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305143
Not this "everyone I don't like is saltguy" shit again. Nice spoilers, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305144
Would you take an answer as cliche as "falling in love"?
On a slightly related note, how hard would one have to train to satisfy a Raiju sexually? Because imagine having the stamina to fuck a Raiju until she passed out from pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305155
>with Her Grace watching you plow into what you think is a freckled human waifu when it turns out it's a Troll
Good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305150
You ended your last session with blueballing cliffhanger. You're already half-way to deserving an Alping.

>>14305160
What about ploughing her grace because she's jelly of all the action the sungods get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305079
>Playing monster girl fighting game
>Plays like Mortal Kombat
>Instead of fatalities, inputting the right commands after winning causes an exceedingly long and detailed sex scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305151
The joke may be going over my head but was the pregnancy test negative on purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305144
They're told they have to kill horrific monsters, instead what they find is cute girls telling them how pretty they are and if they have a gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305162
So what you're saying is the solution to all the MGE world's problems is "Get the Chief Goddess some dick"?
Who's gonna volunteer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305159
Don't they get feedback or something when they're having sex with their husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305165
You're right, but I couldn't find any images with a monster girl holding a pregnancy test. Closest thing I had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305151
I want her to get all scared and show me the positive pregnancy test, only for me to hold her tight, kissu her on the forehead, and then tell her that I can't wait to see our child

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305165
>>14305173
>>14305174

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305183
Sonovabitch, anon. Beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305172
Yeah, but they can keep going.
The goal here is to get enough stamina that she passes out from pleasure.
Given that the profile implies Raiju can keep going for a long time, you might need enough stamina potions to keep you going for longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305186
>>14305183
I think the original was better at capturing how an MG would react to not being pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14303643
I actually miss that guy. He may have developed one of the biggest egos we've ever encountered but he wrote some nice stuff. I wonder if he still browses the threads like most of the other dead writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305183
>>14305186
Aw take it easy on her anons, she's never had to use a Pregnancy test before.
Unless there's something here I'm missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305191
Yeah I also liked his stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305191
>he wrote some nice stuff
You must be referring to the content, not the construction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305191
I'll always be here, in one form of shit or another <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305208
I doubt you're the real deal.

Then again, the likes of Yananon reappeared after being AWOL for <2 years.
In that regard, yandere Shirohebi when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305221
Oh I'm far from the spectrum of Machine or Yanon, I'll just be here, always. Waiting from beyond the stars or some pretentious hipster shit like that idk senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305221
>yandere Shirohebi when?

Every time? For all we know loli shirihebi could be one playing coy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305126
Awkward? Of course not! She's a wise, proud anubis. A being blessed by the pharaoh herself. Charisma and leadership runs through her veins, and this time, you won't be able to surprise her. She's going to stammer and hesitate almost every time she responds to you, and she's talking outside of her work life.
She's even scheduled your date, so she'll know exactly where and when to go, to give you the time of your life.She's going to wonder if planning a date so strictly takes the romance out of it, and will deviate to try and keep things spotaneous, but panic when she realises that you're going to be late for your restaurant booking.
It'll be the perfect opportunity for you to see just what sort of a woman she really is. Give it a week, two weeks top, and she'll be right back to watching movies round your house again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305238
I'm going to be laid back and casual around her all the time and give her a warm smile whenever she starts getting flustered.
She's so cute. I'm gonna wait until I know she won't pass out from blushing too hard to tell her that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14304101
Got bored, so yeah, why not?

http://i.imgur.com/UrdGan8.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the bank to make a withdrawl!
I want my pants to just fall down by accident!
I want all the monstergirls there to see my tiny dick and laugh!
I want a gang of Onis to storm in and raid the place!
I want them to stumble on a bank full of monstergirls pointing and laughing at my dick!
I want them to join in and spend too much time laughing so they get arrested!
I'd be a hero!
A hero with a tiny dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305257
>http://i.imgur.com/UrdGan8.jpg
Hey that's cheating!

[Anonymous No.]

>Kikimora pregnant with twins
>Still insists on carrying out all of her self-assigned maid duties
>Pouts a lot when you make her sit and rest and take care of things yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305267
I'm certain I have no idea what you're talking about anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305273
Probably talking about the Angel/Dark Angel combo you got going on there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305273
You know exactly what I'm talking about, cheater!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305257
>http://i.imgur.com/UrdGan8.jpg
7/10, not bad. You remind me of someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305269
What happens when she tries to clean while you're asleep? Would you tie her to her bed to make sure she doesn't hurt herself or your unborn daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305277
Oh but that doesn't count. They're quite clearly the same girl in two stages of her life and I just genuinely can't decide which design I like better.

>>14305282
Really? Whom?

[Anonymous No.]

I hit part of my spine really hard and it hurt like hell earlier this morning, and it still hurts whenever I apply the tiniest amount of pressure to the area. Did I fuck up something? It also hurts to stand up straight.

Also, why are ushi onis so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305300
But they aren't supposed to be cute. They're supposed to be ferocio-.... bah, forget it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305291
The name alludes me at the moment. My10:
http://i.imgur.com/0UFjpyZ.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305261
You have a really weird fetish my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305300
Maybe you should see a doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305305
You the guy who made those Sabbath-on-a-Pike Photoshops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305314
http://i.imgur.com/pmcqkrb.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305291
> same girl in two stages of her life

Like this?
Change the hair colour to white and add snake tails, and you basically have bathtime at a shirohebi shrine.
http://i.imgur.com/DSLu2UY.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305321
Well, that answers that question. You may return to your regularly scheduled scylla-butt ogling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305323
I...guess?

Just seems pretty obvious with the Angel Profiles. Same with the Valkyries. Angels doubly so with their lewd bonus art in MGE-1.
I do hope the Valkyrie gets a similar paired set of lewd pics in MGE-2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305328
Will do. http://i.imgur.com/PCHuDA1.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305306
I have the weirdest fetish of them all.

>MFW I want to bury my face into Manticore mane
>Or Troll armpits and the back of her knees after a long day of working in the fields
>Or into Albedo's bush of bushes
>Or a Gazer's tail
>Or a Kitsune's Mofmofu
>Taking huge, gaping whiffs of their womanly scents
>MFW hard mode would be a Minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305339
>smell is a weird fetish

C'mon, son. That's not even, like, top 10 weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305248
Careful with that. Before you know it, she'll be opening up to you, stammering less, acting contentedly around you, and maybe even going so far as to look into your eyes and say that you're a perfect boyfriend like the lascivious girl that she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305339
muh nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305345
Well, if we're talking about "scent", almost every guy likes the scent of girls since it has something to do with hormone release.

"Stink" or "sweat" on the other hand, is clearly within the realm of /d/ nasty fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305345
Want to know the worst part?

Sometimes I dream of taking Alp's Oomukade and smelling every single inch of her musky centipede body. I'm not even talking about just her human half. I want to smell ALL of her, all the fear and stammering moé that Alp forced on her.

To run my nasal bridge all along her venom glands and lick at them until she finally snaps and uses her centipede legs like a ladder tread and forces me to lock lips with her in the darkness.

Then sniff her armpits because pheromones are strongest there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305352
You act like boosting her confidence wasn't my goal all along.
Doesn't stop her from being cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305365
I'd do that too.

I'd do that so hard to stinky Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305339
I want to sneak up to a Monster Girl and lick her slightly hairy armpit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305374
They don't even have to be something like an Oomukade, Anon. Like I've said before, a Manticore's mane is fueled by pheromones and estrogen, so the more matronly/feminine, the more voluminous and musky the mane.

You could just get fucking HIGH AS A KITE huffing Manticore mane and drowning in her special 'Fuck me full of cubs right now' perfume that you'd have no problem with feeding her tailpussy.

Then when they get to the age of 'Ara Ara', they get special scented perfumes to keep up their A-game while they show the young ones how to hunt a man.

But truth be told I just want to get my head locked in a vise grip by a Minotaur's thighs as I take heeping whiffs of her estral stink and she gets all tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305339
I have a fixation on lactation how various species of monstergirls milk would taste liked some fucked up form of wine tasting. If I ever had the stones to write stuff, I'd probably implement lactation in some manner, especially if the smut centers around a girl that isn't a Holst or Minotaur.
I bet a Wendigos would taste similar to a Holstaurs except there's a hint of marshmallow to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305405
I want to stuff my head between my waifu's legs, nuzzle that bush and take a deep breath out of it

God that sounds divine, and so would be the nectar that would flow from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305445
I want to sniff and lick all over my waifu's body,

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305305
>dat Scylla face
>dat Scylla jar
>dat Scylla bust
>dat Scyall back
>dat Scylla ass
>dat other Scylla ass
>Tentacles
>More Tentacles
>All the tentacles
>TENTACLES

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go tsundere for a monstergirl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305432
>wendigo milk tastes like hot chocolate and marshmallows

this is going in the headcanon bin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305457
I want a yandere monstergirl waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305339
>Or a Gazer's tail
they don't have tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305466
They do. They're small cute and bushy. Like a bunny's.

Gazer in Bunny Suits when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305432
>Hellhound milk is reddish-orange and spicy with smokey notes, comes out hot and steaming and stays hot unnaturally long
>Gazer milk is thick, black, and oily. Improves your eye-sight and gets rid of things like blindness and cataracts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305445
Yep, that's the stuff. Where you just want to fill up all your senses with her perfection, until your mind is completely drowning in her. Licking and tasting, smelling so much your lungs have more or her scent in them than air. Touching and looking, every part of her body, losing yourself in her eyes as the experience of so much sensory overload leaves you in a trance. And listening to her, just talking and whispering, breathing kissing and licking, all those sounds going straight to the head through your ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305472
where did you get that idea? Where has this been said?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305481
So what you are saying is to mix Hellhound milk and Wendigo milk to get hot cocoa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305472
>short
>like a bunny's

No? They come from a single point, but every gazer art I've seen with the tail in view has it be extremely long. Just look and Mono's art of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305486
Was something that KC said when someone asked him about how Gazers look from behind.

Should be somewhere in a Q&A or some such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305490
yes, HOT cocoa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305497
...m-moe(ye)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305486
The bush on their back is presumably a tail, or what could be assumed to be one where the eyestalks are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305490
Add some cinnamon and you have some Mexican hot chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

There's a Snake in my butt! Not really though, I'm the one in the Snake's butt.

Previously:
http://pastebin.com/fxZ8M4by

>You haven't yet decided whether or not it's a good thing that you have trouble sleeping when you cuddle with Saki
>You only napped for about an hour, but the little Shirohebi is still snoozing peacefully as you spoon her
>She's just so... distracting.
>It's not your fault you can't keep yourself from groping her tiny breasts as she sleeps, your hands are already there anyway and any large movements might wake her
>No, you'll just stick to small movements; just some light squeezing and gentle massaging of her deliciously soft little lumps and the occasional pinch or flick of one of her stiff pink nipples
>The pure white priestess-in-training squirms and moans softly in her sleep as you continue to molest her developing chest with your arms crossed over it, locking her into your strong embrace
>You're addicted.
>Even though you force yourself to stop every few minutes or so, you can't keep yourself from resuming almost instantly
>Just one more squeeze, one more pinch, one more sweet, unknowing whine
>Just one more.

>No, it's time to stop now.
>Your cock has been erect for so long that it's starting to feel painful, you are sure you'll wake your little captive if you keep moving and readjusting your hot girth on her petite white lower back
>Time to think about something else, think about... what you'll do when she wakes up!
>Yeah, that's what you'll think about, you got that toy out especially for her and you can't wait to use it
>Damn.
>That's not helping at all.

>"Mister? W-why did you stop?"
>The sudden appearance of Saki's high, melodic voice makes you freeze
>You feel the heat drain instantly from your face as our realize she was awake for that
>How much of it was she awake for? How long was she pretending?
>Well, it isn't like she minds, right?
>"...You want me to keep going?"
>"Yes, please." she pauses for a moment, "...I like it when you make me feel like I'm yours."
>Those words send an almighty chill through you
>'Like I'm yours'.
>It's like she knew the exact thing you'd like to hear the most, even when you hadn't fully realized it yourself yet

>Wordlessly, you go back to massaging Saki's flat breasts and wrap your legs and thighs tightly around her tail; now that you have no fear of waking her you can unleash a little more of your desire
>With your hands still cupped tightly over most of her chest, you take her nipples firmly between your thumbs and index fingers and roll them around lightly
>"Hyyaaaahhhnnnn~"
>You pay no heed to the immobilized little Shirohebi's desperate whine, continuing to pull and pinch at her nipples while kneading and groping at her budding boobs with your palms
>Thinking about how vulnerable and helpless she is against you as you inflict all sorts of new, pleasurable sensations upon her sensitive, immature body only elevates your lust and fervor
>It's like you're milking her now; sure she's far too small to even start thinking about that, you can't help but let your instincts guide you as your devilish ministrations slowly turn her pure white breasts a faint shade of pink
>You just ache to slurp up her thin, serpentine tongue as it hangs out of her mouth and slowly advance your lips up it until it's all the way inside your mouth, and the tow of you are joined in a passionate kiss
>That seems like taking things too fast though, you'll just have to wait
>You grope her harder to try and make up for that, her whole naked body slides up and down against yours as you hungrily pull at her poor little boobs
>The way she is panting and sighing and and blushing so heavily as you tease her makes you want to see how far you can go though, you can't help but wonder what other lewd, erotic reactions you might be able to coax out of her

>Soon, you get to a point where Saki's moans and whines seem ore out of pain than out of pleasure
>"You doing okay Saki? Do you want me to stop now?"
>"I-if you w-want, Mister... I-I'll be okay, I think... if you still want to use me."
>Her voice is low and unsteady, hampered by her heavy breathing and arousal
>Despite her invitation, you can definitely tell she is ready to stop
>You finally release her from your clutches and scoot backwards on the bed so she can flop over on her back
>Now that you're looking at her, you fell like you may have gone a little too far
>Her usually pure white chest is pink and almost glowing, and her nipples are all red and inflamed
>"I'm sorry, Saki. I didn't mean to hurt you."
>N-No, Mister, I'm okay! I promise! They hurt a little bit, but they make you happy, right? Saki doesn't mind if you make her breasts hurt a little if they make you happy, Mister."
>Her fervent reply catches you off guard; it seems very odd that she is willing to endure pain for your pleasure at such a young age
>You also almost missed the weird glint in her bright red eyes before it vanished

[Anonymous No.]

>>14305518
>You also almost missed the weird glint in her bright red eyes before it vanished

Yandere honeypot-bottom trap confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14301188
>>14301214
http://i.imgur.com/qF0NeMs.jpg
Not specifically what was requested, but seriously what else would I do with a ghoul?