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For when "Home" is another word for "Boss Fountain to get you ready for that event at night".

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14375761

Maids are olev

>> No.14375770
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Roar

>> No.14375773

>>14375770
Neat.

>> No.14375786
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14375786

Milk and cookies before bed to help you sleep!

>> No.14375788

What happened to the last thread? Don't see it in the archive.

>> No.14375790
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14375790

>>14375761
True

>> No.14375791

>>14375786
Eh? I see the cookie, but where's the milk?

>> No.14375793

>>14375788
Board equivalent of amphetamines.

>> No.14375799
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14375799

Why is there so little ant lion girls?

>> No.14375807

>week end is almost here.
>monster hunter marathon in the afternoon
>having curry for dinner

all I need is a salamander and the friday will be gold!

>> No.14375809

>>14375791
Just say 'ahhh' and and you'll get it, nice and warm.

>> No.14375816

>>14375799
>Those corpses
Oh fuck that.

>> No.14375819

>>14375790
I'd trade my sanity for some Shoggoth shagging.

>> No.14375824

>>14375816
Are you saying you wouldn't want to go into Myrmeleo's hole?

>> No.14375826
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14375826

Wife slimes are love

>> No.14375830
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14375830

>Inside building, sun is out.
>Outside building, heavy rain.
>Been like this all week.
I'm on to her

>> No.14375832

>>14375824
No thanks, I like living.

>> No.14375833

>>14375819
hey remember when mind breaking was a shit storm?

>> No.14375837

>>14375832
But she has heart pupils! Look how cute she is!

>> No.14375838
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>>14375790
Could a Shoggoth grow legs and extra arms?

>> No.14375840

>>14375833
Every thing is a shitstorm if the right people see it.

>> No.14375844
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14375844

>>14375809
As much as the idea of a squishy Holst holding my head in her lap, gnetly stroking my hair as she squeezes a stream of milk from her nipple into my mouth makes me diamonds, I'd much rather take it for myself straight from the tap. After working up a good flow with vigorous breast molestation.

>> No.14375848

>>14375837
Don't make me post that scene from Army of Darkness you fucking faggot. I don't want anything to do with that murderous demon.

>> No.14375851

>>14375838
If they can morph parts of them into convincing copies all kinds of objects, I don't see why not.

>> No.14375852

I want an elf to touch my ears!

>> No.14375859

>>14375852

Mutual ear touching is the best.

>> No.14375861

>>14375838
love this art style

>> No.14375862

What monsters are the cutest babies?

>> No.14375868
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14375868

Never leave a man behind.

>> No.14375870

>>14375862
all of them

>> No.14375876

>>14375868
I would leave everyone behind, every man for himself.

>> No.14375882
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>>14375862
Lamias are pretty cute, though anything that could pop out of an egg like this would kill my heart.

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>>14375868

>> No.14375885

>>14375862
Kunoichi

>> No.14375888
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>>14375862
Mine.

>> No.14375889

>>14375868
I would leave them behind in a heartbeat, but I'd be taking the smallest of the Kobolds with me instead of the gold.

>> No.14375899

>>14375883
I was a good quote somebody had gor what that wizard was thinking.
I need to remember it.

>> No.14375900
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>>14375882
Indeed.

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14375901

Accept the love of Maid Pussy Kingdom! Cleanest and most upstanding of all Kingdoms and populated by all races!

Sort of like a less shit America I guess?

>> No.14375907

>>14375868
you know you've failed as a thief when the goddamn warrior is making it out with the gold and not you.

>> No.14375910

>>14375899
Was it the one about spider butt? Because that's the only one I vaguely remember

>> No.14375911
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>>14375900
>An Apophis will never be voiced by Megumi Toyoguchi.

>> No.14375915

>>14375883
Loot first
Loot always comes first

>> No.14375920

>>14375911
>Megumi Toyoguchi.
???

>> No.14375926

>>14375901
>Maid Pussy Kingdom
So would I have to pay all my maids in dickings or what?
Because I can think of some places to get endurance enhancers so I could have a Maid Harem Orgy with all of them.

>> No.14375927

>>14375920
Revy from Black Lagoon.

>> No.14375929

>>14375907
>The Thief gets caught
>The Mage gets caught
>The Warrior gets the loot and bolts
Priorities

>> No.14375933

>>14375927
Oh fuck, that's a good voice. You have some good taste.

>> No.14375935

>>14375911
>>14375927
Post an example. I've never heard Revy's japanese voice.

>> No.14375936

>>14375844
This girl is everything I want in a Holstaur wife, that outfit she wears is even better, something about the jeans and sweater combo makes me harder than fucking diamonds, its probably the fact that its such a milfy outfit.

>> No.14375940

>>14375910
Not him, but I think it was
>"Dave, if I get out of this I'm shoving that helmet of yours up your ass! I'm a wizard! You know I can make it happen!"

ether that or him relaxing in the snake coils.

>> No.14375951
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>>14375936
Big titties in a tight sweater. Cover everything, leave nothing to the imagination, and still plenty of bounce in it, on top of looking comfy as fuck. Top tier fetish.

>> No.14375953

>>14375940
>"Get out of here man! We can't wipe out and lose all our treasure again!"
>"I'll be fine. Not hiding a boner or anything at all."

>> No.14375954

>>14375935
https://youtu.be/zrsSF_HUeng?t=13m15s
It really would be perfect, I think.

>> No.14375955

>>14375901
What would you recommend for an introvert with poor self esteem

>> No.14375956

>>14375868

>Goddamn this sword is delicious.

>> No.14375958

>>14375951
What about a sweater and nothing else?

>>14375954
Whoa baby, I agree. That would sound heavenly coming out of an Apophis.

>> No.14375959

>>14375915
You betrayed the brotherhood of man

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>>14375951
God I just want to fuck a cow girl! I want to turn her into a milf and keep fucking her forever!

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>>14375958
You mean like one of those sweater dresses? Also acceptable.
>Just long enough to cover everything
>Still rides up when she bends over

>> No.14375967

>>14375956
maybe he lost his sword to the slime and was like
>"Fuck this shit I'm out!

>> No.14375971

>>14375838
Stop Shoggoth lewdness! They are constantly going around naked.

>> No.14375975
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14375975

>>14375862

>> No.14375982

>>14375975
Atra?

>> No.14375984

>>14375975
>>14375982
Someone drew Atra as a cat?

...that is fuckin' adorable.

>> No.14375988

>>14375975
What's that kitty? You want a footrub?

Incidentally, last night my kitty climbed on top of me when I was trying to read and stuck her face in my armpit. Cats love the smell of sweat. A kitty rubbing her face into your armpit is cute and unbearably ticklish.
How would Werecats react to such smells?

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>> No.14375990

>>14375988
>How would Werecats react to such smells?
I have cat that likes to sniff and nip at my hair after a shower, so something like that I guess.

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14375994

>>14375926
Yes, I'm certain a we have a couple Bi-Corn Maids within the Kingdom that could aid you in your...interests.

>>14375955
One of the proud Kikimora! Many of the founding mothers of Maid Pussy Kingdom were Kikimora and are experts at aiding those with self esteem trouble!

However, you must be extremely careful of reaching Maid Pussy Kingdom since it's located in the scenic heart of the Demon Realm.

Maid Pussy Kingdom is a staunch neutral in all forms and though within it's borders the roads are guarded everything outside of them is considered "fair game" by the locals.

No one knows why the Demon Lord allowed the Kingdom territorial rights though there are some theories, like the fact that she's a very kind woman!

Truly the kindest with the best interest in heart for all Monster Girls!

>> No.14375996

>>14375989
Bitch must be trippin'.

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>>14375862

>> No.14376001

>>14375994
As long as they're down with cuddling afterwards, I'm good.

>> No.14376004

>>14375989

cute.

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>>14375862

>> No.14376020
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14376020

Good evening, gentlemen!

I have decided to do you all a favor and give you those monster waifus you so desire!

I happen to have a machine designed to open portals to alternate realities and bring creatures from them here. There's no catch. All you have to do is tell me her species and focus your thoughts on an ideal personality. You are guaranteed to get exactly the waifu you desire.

Well?

>> No.14376029

>>14376020
Okay, but I should warn you. If you make a deal with me, you have to grant me three wishes by proxy, meaning you can't use your powers to make them come true or interfere in any way.
Only then, when you, me, and the agent you chose all stand on the Moon, can we call it quits. Deal? Good.

I want a Black Dragon who gets cuddly with me and wants to do vanilla romance stuff with me while still being a terrifying Dragon to the outside world.

>> No.14376031

>>14376020
How about you eat a robo-dick Robot Devil? Your deals always have catches.

>> No.14376033

>>14376020
A loving kikimorra with a love for cooking.

>> No.14376039

>>14376020
No.

>> No.14376042

>>14376020
You say there's no catch, but then there always is.
You broke the first rule of the demon's code: You never lie.

>> No.14376045

>>14376020
I'll do it! Give me my dorky Crow Tengu!

>> No.14376047
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>>14376020
A Wyvern with a stern-yet-loving demeanor, that way she can morph and eat your ass if you try to burn me. Decent tits, good muscles, and an ass that won't quit. Hair color and style... Surprise me.

>> No.14376051

>>14375901
Alright, I'll accept it if there are any cute Unicorn maids.

>> No.14376058

>>14376020
Forget that Robot Devil, just Alp my shit up.

>> No.14376061

>>14376020
>species
dragon
>Personality
the high school sweetheart: the kind that has a crush on you before shyly sitting next to you in class. sweet, cute, bubbly, needy, enjoys compliments (especially clever ones), easily depressed if unloved or undesired - but, being a dragon, too proud to admit it

Why do people think this is robot devil? If it were robot devil, why would he wear a fake mustache?

>> No.14376067
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14376067

>>14376020
Just Wock my shit up

>> No.14376069

Has anyone here ever fantasized about fucking a pair of monstergirl twins?
Just imagine them pressing your dick between their tits, or their asses.
Imagine one riding your face while the other rides you.
Imagine them putting their hands together into a heart while you cum all over their faces.

>> No.14376073

>>14376020
Snow leopard. Lets do this.

>> No.14376077

>>14376069
>>14376069
Yep.
Mostly with kikis.
Plump kikis.

>> No.14376086

>>14376069
What about going out on individual dates once a week, only to one week find one of the girls tied up and gagged with a ball gag in a closet just before?

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>>14376069
The thought may have crossed my mind on occasion?

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>>14376020
I don't believe you.

>> No.14376099

>>14376069

I imagine something like that but Kejourou

Both of them coordinating with how they using their hair to wrap you up and being sandwiched between them in an embrace.

>> No.14376102

>>14376096
Amazons are so nice. Why don't people write about them?

>> No.14376105

>>14376061
>Why do people think this is robot devil? If it were robot devil, why would he wear a fake mustache?

Oh... The thumbnails ruined his disguise. I didn't know it was there, I'm sorry.

>> No.14376114

>>14376020
Is this going to be some awful NTR plot? Where you open portals and summon forth our ideal waifus; but then play wife-swap and give everyone's ideals to someone else?

>> No.14376118

>>14375994
Maid kingdom sounds nice, also I heard that it was because the DL's meido refused to keep making her cake.

>> No.14376121
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>>14376102
Ehh. They're just kind of vanilla. Onis can do the big muscle girl schtick just as well, on top of having more versatility. Besides that, what can they do that other monsters can't?

>> No.14376126

>>14376121
Tenderly love their househusband.

>> No.14376130

>>14376121
>what can they do that other monsters can't?
Don't be mean.

>> No.14376133
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>>14376020
Oh dear, how troublesome. It seems there was a malfunction due to so many people trying to get waifus out of the machine at once. Who could have known such a thing would happen?

Now don't worry, your waifus are all totally fine. There's just one little issue. The girls have all been body-swapped. Your waifu is now in the body of the monster the guy above you wanted. Her personality and behaviors are in no way altered by her new body.

What about the first guy, you say? Unfortunately he was a little too close to the machine. His waifu's displaced mind jumped into his body. They share it now, but he alped as a result. They will be the communal cum-dump of any and all responders who said they wanted an Alp, since Alps can't fit through portals.

Now, I understand you may be unsatisfied with this. Never let it be said the Robot Devil doesn't listen to his customers concerns!

If you don't want to keep your waifu as she is, you can choose one or both of the following two methods to resolve the issue:

1) We push your waifu back through the portal and try again. I'm sure it'll work out just fine this time.

2) We put your Waifu into my friend, Dr. Frank Stein's, invention and try to fix things manually. Dr. Stein is a genius, you can trust him.

>> No.14376138

>>14376133
WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU PEOPLE?

>> No.14376139
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>>14376020
Please take me to Miia

thank you for your kind service

would you like anything of mine in return kind robodevel?

>> No.14376147

>>14376133
>What about the first guy, you say? Unfortunately he was a little too close to the machine. His waifu's displaced mind jumped into his body. They share it now, but he alped as a result.
That sounds incredibly kinky and related to my /d/ fetishes, I'll take the Alp.

>> No.14376148

>>14376133
So I'm an Alp with a split personality now? Okay.

>> No.14376149

>>14376133
I'll just stick with Miia in snow leopards body then

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>>14376090
>tfw you work as a 'call boy' for Monster Girls.
>tfw your co-workers get fat-bottomed Wyvern twins.
>tfw you get stuck with a small swarm of 20 Beelzebubs because you're the new intern.

It's a living.

>> No.14376153

>>14376133
A kiki is fine with me. No need to get risky.

>> No.14376155
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>>14376133
The Quintessons offer you a counteroffer out of sheer spite! We will allow you to travel back before you made your foolish deal and get the monstergirl you desire. However, the catch is that you must go to her and not the other way around.

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>>14376133
>A crow tengu with that personality
Time to go see Dr. Stein. I'm sure she can help.

>> No.14376157

>>14376152
Eh, you could be doing worse than some Beelzebutts.

>> No.14376158

>>14376133
Holy shit, where did robot devil come from?!?

The guy directly above me asked for alpdom. Where did my waifu go?

>> No.14376160

>>14376152
Are you implying that getting sucked off and ridden by a swarm of Beelzebubs is not desirable?

>> No.14376166

>>14376029
>>14376133
I am completely OK with a Kiki that acts like that.

>> No.14376168

>>14376160
I'm implying that while the senior call boys get to spend a relaxing evening with a wealthy Kitsune Noble, I get stuck with the more undesirable clients.

All to see if I have what it takes I guess, I'll stick with it.

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>>14376155
Oh, that's a super easy yes

there's nothing for me here

>> No.14376174

>>14375951
You sir, have just became my nigga. Girls in sweaters are underrated about how sexy they can look. I personally think a girl can look just as sexy in a sweater/ winter clothing as in a swimsuit.

>> No.14376175

>>14376152
>New guy at the office
>Job for the day come in
>Misses out on the kitsune priestess
>Someone snatches up the wyvern twins before him
>One guy rips the order from a CC Holst away from him
>Only one ticket left
>It's for a Matango colony
>Special rate pay so it can't be ignored
Other guys throw him a hazmat and wish him luck
Being the new meat sucks

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14376187

>>14376158
Skip to the next valid response
Enjoy your Dragon in the body of a Wyvern, you fool! Ahahahaha, ha- wait, that's really fucking boring.

You get an Ancient Blight-Wock, with this guy >>14376058 inhabiting one of its sentient tentacles.

>> No.14376194

>>14376187
>blight(?) wock
yissss
>anon alp is jab or wock from those obnoxious greentexts
oh, fuck you, robot devil. Fuck you.

>> No.14376200

>>14376187
>Dragon in the body of a Wyvern
>She loses her shit
>Starts going on about being stuck as 'One of those trashy lesser races'
>'At least I can still fly, not like those oversized snakes that play at being dragons.'
Time to teach the dragon some humility

>> No.14376201

>>14376187
So now that I'm an Alp with a Black Dragon's soul in me, I have to ask.
What makes you think this is in the least bit ironic or hellish for me?

>> No.14376205

>>14376187
I have a mouth and I must scream.

I probably won't though if I have enough Dr Pepper and red meat to keep me sated.

The Throwback Dr Pepper, by the way. The kind that uses real sugar.

>> No.14376208

>>14376187
>You get an Ancient Blight-Wock, with this guy >>14376058 inhabiting one of its sentient tentacles.
That sounds hot, I'll take it. Put an Anon in the other tentacle too.

>> No.14376218

>>14376155
I especially don't believe you.

Go ahead, say I'm guilty. If you can!

>> No.14376219

>>14376133
Huh. I was kinda close.

But not as bad as I thought. I guess you're a nicer guy than I thought RD.

>> No.14376221

>>14376208
>Plowing your Jabberwock waifu
>Two anons piloting the tentacles are commenting on the spectacle like wrestling announcers

Do you want this? Do you really want this?

>> No.14376225

>>14376221
Not him but yes.
>Oh! Ohh! DID YOU SEE THAT COLE?!

>> No.14376229

>>14376221
That's fine, I just grab one of them and thrust into its mouth, cumming inside

The other one will either shut up not wanting that, or beg to want it, in which I'll oblige. Win win for me.

>> No.14376235

>>14376225
>That killed him! As god as my witness he's broken in half!

>> No.14376239
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>>14376133
Well now, lets see the results of your choices.

If you chose to keep your waifu as is, have a pleasant evening. Remember ti invite me to the wedding.

If you chose option 1, your waifu gets a new body. Roll to determine what it is:
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
If you get something unpleasant like a cait sith or matango,
too bad.

If you chose option 2, Roll:
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Your waifu is now a chimaera of what she was previously and this new monster.

She's also undead now. If she was already undead, she's now regular old alive.

If you chose both 1 and 2, your waifu is now a moe abomination.

>>14376201
You're also being used a cum-dump by all of the thread's Alp lovers. That's kind of unpleasant, right?

>> No.14376247

>>14376239
>kind of unpleasant
As long as I'm having spirit sex with my waifu, horny anons can do whatever they want with my body.
Guess you lose.

>> No.14376248

>>14376221
That would be kind of awesome.

>> No.14376251

>>14376239
I choose the Robot Devil as my waifu.

>> No.14376258
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14376258

>>14376239
My my, you certainly are off your game old buddy.

Is that robotic nature of yours finally coming back to bite you? Perhaps a little too much rust in the old noggin?

>>14376251
Aaaannnndddddd another gullible Alp on the pile. Well done.

>> No.14376259

>>14376247
>horny anons can do whatever they want with my body
RIP

>> No.14376265

>>14376259
>RIP
You mean "congratulations on reaching Stage 3 of Alpdom in record time"?

>> No.14376272

>>14376265
>Update
Not to mention being cumflated more than any alp before.

>> No.14376275

>>14376272
Anons don't produce that much.

>> No.14376290

>>14376239
>>14376247
>>14376259
>>14376265
>>14376272
>>14376275
I want to take this Anon Alp that's sharing a body with a Black Dragon and love her, caress her, make gentle passionate love to her, and marry her! Befriending both girls that reside in that body! I'll love them and one day join with them so we can be one

>> No.14376295

>>14376290
>Anon Alp
>Black Dragon
I'm getting a baaaad feeling about this sarge.

>> No.14376312

>>14376275
Actually, now that i'm off meds again I can pump out at least 5 solid loads in a few hours if i'm trying

>> No.14376317

>>14376312
>solid loads
>solid
Doesn't that hurt coming out?

>> No.14376319

>>14376317
Only when they catch when coming out

>> No.14376327
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14376327

Black Dragons are:

>> No.14376329

>>14376327
Mean and cunning.

>> No.14376330
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>>14376239
>Zombie weresheep wyvern
>Warm and fluffy
>Needs another's body heat to warm up
>Fluffy dragon
This worked out better than I could have hoped! Thanks, Robot Devil!

>> No.14376331

>>14376327
For stuffing.

>> No.14376336

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
If you do.
Bad things will happen.
Bad things that go Awawawa in the night.

>> No.14376338

>>14376327
Bad with lightning
>Like looking like a ninja in the armor
>Have to hunt thunder monkey

>> No.14376339

>>14376327
For >>14376331, but in a spoiling manner. Pamper them and make your haughty mistress a plump haughty mistress.

>> No.14376340

>>14376336
First snow is falling outside my window as I read this, and I know now what fear is.
I'll just stay perfectly still and they won't find me.

>> No.14376346

>>14376340
Funny, that's whats happen over for me too.

That won't work on these girls Anon.
Not unless you get the little blind one.

>> No.14376351

>>14376339
But Anon.
What if I don't want to stop at that?

>> No.14376354
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14376354

I love Miia!

>> No.14376367
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>>14376346
>Little blind Wendigo
>Has to stay close to her cave
>Meanders about awkwardly
>Someone finally wanders close
>Tries to track him by smell
>Trips on her cloak and falls
>Bumps her head, sad awawawawa's are heard
Fuck it, I'm picking her up and taking her home on principle. I couldn't bear to see something that small and weak alone. She'll get a warm home, good food, and lots of loving cuddles.As well as a mommy to help look after her.

>> No.14376374

>>14376354
It'd be better if she cold get a personality beyond 'break Darling in half at the pelvis'.

>> No.14376375

>>14376367
>tribe comes home that night
>the little blind one isn't there anymore
>they panic
>spend the rest of the night looking for her, desperate
>something awful must've happened to her
>they don't find her
>presume she's dead
>go into mourning
>everyone blames themselves because they didn't stay back to look after her instead of going foraging
Good job, jackass.

>> No.14376376

>>14376367
What's it called when you have a strong protective instinct for small, weak, vulnerable, in need things?

>> No.14376384

>>14376367
Are you ready for her to hang onto your leg as you lead her about the new home?
Head moving from side to side even though she can't see?
Man, I would really love to use one of them as I went to sleep, sounds comfy.
Darn metal gear keeping me up.

>> No.14376385

>>14376102
Harblador literally just wrote about them a few days ago. Other than that they're pretty boring and mediocre.

>> No.14376392

>>14376351
w-what do you mean?

>> No.14376401

>>14376102
On average they're just buff Human women.

KC spiced them up a bit by making them effectively Buffcubus', but still kind of one-dimensional.

>> No.14376408

>>14376392
Isn't it obvious?
The bigger she is then the haughtier she is.
The haughtier she is then the better a mistress she is.

I must go forth and make her the biggest, haughtiest mistress of them all!

>> No.14376417

>>14376408
If it's like that, than I'll make an even bigger and haughtier Mistress than yours! Mine is the haughtiest, even her laugh is the haughtiest!

>> No.14376423

>>14376417
Please mine will surpass yours!
Her mere presence in the room will overwhelm you with how haughty she is!

>> No.14376424
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14376424

Minotaurs are better than Holsts. Are you man enough to smell her hairy pits?

>> No.14376438

>>14376423
>>14376417
>The Anons went on to try and out do each other while their haughty mistresses grew worryingly big till they couldn't move.
>Life, being the thing that it is, then reminded them that it's tough to be haughty when one can't move.

Remember kids, don't overdo it with your waifu.
She loves you but sometimes there is such a thing as too much.

>> No.14376444

>>14376438
Alright, exercise her while still keeping her relatively plump and incredibly haughty?

We can say those trips to the gym and being sweaty in sports bras and spats are just to put the other girls there to shame

>> No.14376464

>>14376444
Whatever you say, just don't get distracted by her bouncing booty or her overly large breasts that threaten to break free at any moment.

Also watchout if she demands cake afterwards as a reward.

>> No.14376478

>>14376424
I-I just wanted a protein shake...

>> No.14376487

I want a maus to laugh at my tiny dick!

>> No.14376493

>>14376478
Gotta work for your treats, man!

>> No.14376497

>>14376487
Do you want an alp to laugh at your tiny dick, or is that going too far?

>> No.14376500
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14376500

Waifus with wings are the coolest because they can keep things nice and shadey at the beach! Like a personal umbrella!

>> No.14376502

>>14376500
Those Wocks can't handle the heat.

>> No.14376504

>>14376497
> School delinquent one day alps
> expect an easy ride
> she now makes fun of your tiny dick instead of your lack of muscles while her crew pushes you into lockers since they don't want her to break a nail
This... this wasn't the boner I ordered, I ordered a boner for something totally different

>> No.14376505

>>14376500
Is that Mono's work? Fantastic choice.

>> No.14376507

>>14376504
Why is she still the boss?

>> No.14376513

>>14376507
Monsters are stronger than humans, even alps
Plus she's a /fit/alp, she was strong delinquent before she alped so she's strong after.
You don't just turn into a fucking loli, that only happens in wonderland.

>> No.14376518

>>14376513
But girls can't be bosses in male gangs, that'd make them into harems!

>> No.14376521

>>14376518
Pff, you think the boss is a girl? How can someone this tough be a girl! Boss-Sama even smokes behind the bins with ciggies he stole from his mom that totally aren't just rolled up leaves in tissue paper!
We love you Boss-Sama! Never leave us!

>> No.14376527

>>14376376
lame?

>> No.14376529
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14376529

I want chuuni monstergirls to stop dicking around in construction sites!
Its really dangerous!

>> No.14376530

>>14376521
Does Boss-sama still squat with everyone?

>> No.14376534

>>14376518
>talking shit about the boss
this guy
>>14376530
oh shit, I haven't seen him at the gym in like three months! how is he still so fit?

>> No.14376536

>>14376530
Squat? Boss-Sama INVENTED squats! She- I mean, HE'S so manly he can... uh... d-do so many squats! He does so many the crew has to carry him to class while he sleeps it off! That many squats!

>> No.14376538

>>14376500
W-where do I put on her lotion?

>> No.14376540

>>14376534
>>14376536
>RP
Looks like I found the actual alps here.

>> No.14376543

>>14376538
Everywhere Anon. EVERYWHERE.

>> No.14376545

>>14376540
Well our fav Alp author's off for a week so we're gonna chill here for a while. That okay with you guys?

>> No.14376547

>>14376529
But she needs a training montage to defeat the saga's villain/villainess!

>> No.14376549

>>14376545
Wait, what?

>> No.14376550
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14376550

>>14376376
A Shepard? Take care of those goat girls!

>> No.14376551

>>14376543
I-It's safe to touch her right? Those claws won't catch me will they?

>> No.14376554

>>14376545
Alp's off for a week? Lazy asshole.
>Alp will never write anything this week because he can't be assed

Well isn't that a kick in the balls.

>> No.14376555

>>14376550
>Shepard
Wrex.

>> No.14376558

>>14376551
Her jaws may bite you - but only gently. and on the ear.

>> No.14376559

>>14376551
Not gonna lie. They will. They will catch you and you will be put in what can only be described as a 'head wock'.

>> No.14376562

>>14376555
Shepard.

>> No.14376564

>>14376555
>555
I have to go.

>> No.14376565

>>14376559
God damn you Charon.

>> No.14376567

>>14376562
Goat girls are best girls, but their slutty Satyr cousins are the only people I'd have pub crawl with

>> No.14376574
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>>14376550
Oh I'll take care of those Goat Girls alright...

I'll take care of them with my penis.

>> No.14376576

>>14376555
Draven

>> No.14376580

>>14376576
WILDCATS

>> No.14376581

>>14376558
>>14376559
I want to get caught in those claws that catch and jaws that bite!

>> No.14376583

>>14376574
I swear KC better goddamn get a goat girl in next, or satyr or something my dick could not be harder.
Also
>>14376549
> not knowing about the real MVP
> Git gud

>> No.14376585

>>14376583
>the real MVP
What is this, I don't even?

>> No.14376586

>>14376585
It's okay anon, just keep doing what you do
It's nothing, really, just stinky alp things~

>> No.14376587

>>14376586
>stinky alp things
I'm sickened, yet intrigued. Just tell me what's an em-vee-pee.

>> No.14376589
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14376589

Would you raise a loli to be your pocket healer?

>> No.14376591

>>14376583
>I swear KC better goddamn get a goat girl in next
What is Baphomet

>> No.14376595

>>14376591
Baphomet is the name of a demon
I mean ACTUAL goat girl, like satyr or faun not some loli demon

>> No.14376597

>>14376589
Sure, I don't see why not.

>> No.14376602

>>14376591
I want a good goat girl though. I mean, baphos are ok, but I want one that comes with a default nee-san mode.

>> No.14376603

>>14376586
>>14376587
I wanna cuddle a stinky alp!

>> No.14376606

>>14376587
You'd have to admit you love alps a whole lot. Like, more than anything else. Like if it was a choice between an Alp or a Manticore/Hellhound/Cheshire harem, you'd pick the alp

>> No.14376607

>>14376606
Oh. Well, no.

>> No.14376611

>>14376603
Yay, you came too! The alp migration begins!

>> No.14376614

>>14376606
I'd pick the Alp!

>> No.14376616

>>14376554
Not him, its KF who's away for a week. Also didn't Alp "quit"™ writing again anyway?

>> No.14376618

>>14376616
Aww, you ruined it swiss! I was gonna make >>14376607 admit he'd hug an alp and give her all his headpats!

>> No.14376623

>>14376606
gaaaayyy

>> No.14376625

>>14376618
I'd hug an Alp and give her headpats! Even if she was a stinky alp! I'd spoil the Alp too!

>> No.14376627

Which monstergirls would laugh at my fart jokes? Which monstergirls would laugh themselves to tears the first time they heard this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RttuiU6zj2k

>> No.14376632

>>14376627
No, Fart Jokes are the worst. People who make them and find them funny are bad people by default.

>> No.14376658

>>14376625
Would you feed her peaches?

>> No.14376664

>>14376658
Alps can eat their own peach for hours!

>> No.14376668

>>14376658
I don't know what that means but if she wants me to than sure!

>> No.14376669

>>14376664
I understood that reference.

>> No.14376673

>>14376664
Such flexibility! As expected of an Alp!

>> No.14376674

>>14376669
Well hallelujah for you.

>> No.14376678

>>14376668
Alps are suckers for milkshakes, and prisoner fruit!
Make sure to feed them prime Minotaur milk peach milkshakes, to ensure critrolls at all times!

>> No.14376682

>>14376678
I'd rather feed my Alp Hathor Milk! Lots of Hathor Milk! Gallons of the stuff!

>> No.14376688
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14376688

I want to take a shower with a spidercow!

>> No.14376690

>>14376682
I wonder what that would taste like...
I always thought holst milk was soft and rich, like full cream, while minotaur was the skim milk or those little milk nutrient bottles, Gardinia or whatever

>> No.14376693

>>14376688
>schlicking with those claws
Honey no! Let me lick you instead!

>> No.14376695

>>14376688
> no seal
FEAR

>> No.14376698

>>14376688
A) Shower Sex is hot.
B) Pubes trimmed into the shape of a heart?
I'm normally one for a totally shaven girl, but something about that is enticing.

>> No.14376703

>>14376627
Akaname

>> No.14376705
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14376705

>>14375848
Well how about one of her sisters instead?

>> No.14376706

>>14376616
Alp has officially quit writing more times than Kojima has quit making metal gear. Sure, Kojima has left for good now, but the point still stands.

>> No.14376708

>>14376706
Punished Alp when?

>> No.14376709

>>14376706
Why can't I remember any? I mean okay, purging the pastes is one thing, but he hasn't done that this time.

>> No.14376714

>>14376708
> tfw /mgt/ doesn't know about Lyall
I mean sure he's as relevant in + as her was in the first one, but still

>> No.14376717

>>14376709
He claims to have quit writing every four months or so.

>> No.14376722

>>14376698
>I'm normally one for a totally shaven girl
What if it was a Yeti with a nice white bush down there?

>> No.14376723

>>14376722
Uncertain.

>> No.14376727

>>14376722
Well my minds telling me no, but those dubs are telling me yes

>> No.14376740
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14376740

>>14376708

>> No.14376750

>>14376740
>An Alp as Quiet

I don't think I'd want that. You can't even hear her go "Kyaa!"

>> No.14376758

>>14376750
Would you rather a Wendigo?
>perfect cloaking device
>communicates through awawawa

>> No.14376762

>>14376758
Is her cloak made of twigs and leaves for camo purposes? Because then she's perfect.

>> No.14376763

>>14376762
You can stick all kinds of stuff on that cloak.

>> No.14376774

Who is the most forgettable MGE girl?

>> No.14376776

>>14376774
Mosquito.

>> No.14376779

>>14376774
The one you don't remember, duh.
Also, Kesaran Pasaran.

>> No.14376784

>>14376774
Merrow, dryad, insects that are not the mantis or ushi

>> No.14376788
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14376788

>>14376774
People are going to say some moderately liked girl who still has one or two fans but this is the real answer.

>> No.14376789

>>14376763
Good. I want a Wendigo Sniper that's like this.

http://i.imgur.com/ZeKBs7H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HxHTLdw.jpg

>> No.14376791

>>14376779
>Kesaran Pasaran
It was nice that jabberwockfag commissioned what was pretty much the only art of those.

>> No.14376792

>>14376774
Pixie. Even KC forgot about her.

>> No.14376795

>>14376789
She'll be like that, alright.

>> No.14376796

>>14376788
KF didn't forget Jumanji!

>> No.14376797

>>14376788
wasn't that originally called pot devil for some reason?

>> No.14376798

>>14376797
Yeah, her art used to be worse if memory serves me right too. She was changed when he released MGE 1.

>> No.14376801

>>14376688
Wait, did I miss something new?

>> No.14376807

>>14376774
Like 30% of them

>>14376792
She was in recent Titania profile

>> No.14376812

>>14376801
Not new exactly, the artist's tumblr got posted last thread and I went through his stuff. I just realised it was probably pushing it and deleted it before a mod decided to ban me.
http://i.imgur.com/Sd9rUkV.jpg

>> No.14376814

I plan to become the King of hearts!
wonderland wont know what hit it!

>> No.14376816

>>14376814
You can't do it without THE HELP OF KYOJIIIIIII!!!

>> No.14376824

>>14376774
Charybdis
No one loves barnacle girls.

>> No.14376825

>>14376814
So you going to marry that loli Lilim huh?

I want KC to do art of her, I best the queen of hearts is really cute.

>> No.14376826

>>14376814
You'll have to get through the wocks and cats though! And their alice general!

>> No.14376830
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14376830

>>14376814
what if the queen was a bicth?

>> No.14376832

>>14376830
Queen of Hearts is a Bitch in Heat? Who would've thunk it?

>> No.14376836
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14376836

>>14376814
>>14376830
seeing as this is on topic (kinda)
as long as you where this when talking to alices

>> No.14376839
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14376839

>>14376695

>> No.14376840

>>14376839
meh, id stull fuck it

>> No.14376846

Wonderland time?

http://strawpoll.me/6052213

>> No.14376848

>>14376824
I love barnacle girls!

>> No.14376851

>>14376846
>Underfail
Fuck you.

>> No.14376856
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14376856

>>14376830
>>14376836
Cheshire Cat a Best.
End of discussion.

>> No.14376857

>>14376851
Why such salt over a decent game?

>> No.14376858

>>14376851
?

>> No.14376859

>>14376851
What are you talking about?

>> No.14376862

>>14376859
the last choice is a undertail joke

>> No.14376869
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14376869

>>14376846
I want to fuck a smug cat.
>>14376851
>hating fun

>> No.14376870

>>14376869
I hope she's smug as fuck in the actual comic.

>> No.14376871

>>14376856
I probably would not be able to handle CC as a MGE cheshire

>> No.14376872

>>14376812
Oh my
Yes, this is perfect

>> No.14376874

>>14376871
I would be extremely eager to try.

>> No.14376876

What monstergirl would help me conquer the world with blood and fire and cum?
Mostly cum.

>> No.14376878

>>14376876
Grapesnake. Possibly Connie the Barbarian from Centauria.

>> No.14376883

>>14376878
I'll take the snake. I'm sure her venom will be useful for...politics.

>> No.14376890

>>14376876
Dragons
they fill all 3

>> No.14376893
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14376893

Kind of rushed it in the end, may still be a WIP.

Any thought?

>> No.14376894

>>14376893
Tits too big, ass too small.

>> No.14376896

>>14376529
>you will never meet a foxgirl who is third generation Western and collects items with Zipanguan text despite not speaking a lick of it
>you will never date a Gazer who wears ten eyepatches to restrain her mystic eye powers
>you will never have your Harpy friend power away in a cloud of dust yelling "EVERYTHING! IS MY! DELUSION!" only to hide on the roof of the nearest building until she's sure you think she mysterious disappeared
>you will never know a hipster Tanuki who wants to mimic poor culture and wears the latest in Ogre fashion while listening to rap
>you will never meet a thugdere mousegirl covered in bandages who tries to act tough and aloof so people will quit picking on her

Why again are we alive?

>> No.14376901

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1447855494177.webm
What kind of stuff would your monster girl waifu do to you in your sleep?

>> No.14376910

>>14376901
Everything that she does when I'm awake, but feels more naughty about it.
Probably ends with me waking up into a lot of facesitting.

>> No.14376917

>>14376893
First, what >>14376894 said.
Second.
>Demon
>Not a Kejerou
>Or even an Apophis
>Hell a Titania
Meh.

>> No.14376924

>>14376901
What...what is this?

>> No.14376927

>>14376901
Sleep on my chest and wake me up with her weight.

>> No.14376931

>>14376901
Kek
Where is this from?

>> No.14376933

>>14376927
Oh, and give me lewd nightmares.

>> No.14376935

>>14376893
>not a Kejerou/10

>> No.14376948

I'm bored, someone borrow me an art fairy so I can draw something.

>> No.14376959

>>14376924
>>14376931
Hen Zemi, that show's pretty damn lewd.

>> No.14376976

>>14376948

You want suggestions to draw something?

>> No.14376986
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14376986

>>14376948
Out of faeries
If you want something to draw, how about this?

>> No.14376988

>>14376893
I like it.

>> No.14376992

>>14376988

Thanks!

>> No.14376995

>>14376959
The character designs are nice and chubby and top lewd too.

>> No.14376997

>>14376976
Doodle, more like. But I figured I'll go with P'Orc.
>>14376986
Way too hard.

>> No.14377003

>>14376948

A punk Belzebub showing her tramp stamp tattoo to a nose-bleeding Leanan Sidhes

>> No.14377019
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>>14376997
doodle a echidna then. any more art should be good

>> No.14377021

>>14377019
I already started on the P'Orc.

>> No.14377022

>>14376948
Devil bug cuddle pile

>> No.14377025

>>14376986
They have a cold hard exterior, but if you touch them in the right places you'll find they're really very squishy and warm.

>> No.14377031

>>14377021
curses, foiled again.

>> No.14377076
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14377076

>>14377031
Can't draw P'Orcs. Made that Wendigo sniper instead. Truly, this is my calling in life.

>> No.14377080

>>14377076
You should do commissions!

>> No.14377083

>>14377076
Fucking Alp
Why do people tell me I'm shit every time I post drawings when there's a creature like you around

>> No.14377087

>>14377083
It'd be the thread equivalent of yelling at the special kid for messing something up in a public venue.

>> No.14377089

>>14377083
Because I'm shit ironically.

>> No.14377116
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14377116

>>14377080
I do deserve your money for this stuff, yes. I'm like on par with Kentaro Miura and Takehiko Inoue with this shit.

>> No.14377123
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14377123

Stupid sexy impractical headwings.

>> No.14377124

>>14377116
I fucking hate you alp, just die

>> No.14377126

>>14377116
>>14377124 This pretty much.

>> No.14377130

>>14377123
Headwingjobs when?

>> No.14377131
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>>14377123

>> No.14377134

Think of your favorite Monster Girl.

Got her?

Make her a 6 Pokemon Team. Pokemon she'd like/love/use.

>> No.14377163

>>14377134
>Hellhound
Houndoom, Umbreon, Entei, Mightyena, Delphox and Stoutland.

Mostly fire and dark types that are dog related but she'd have to cheat and use Stoutland as the 6th because there's not enough.

>> No.14377202

It's so dead in here. Not even dancing Skeletons anywhere.

>> No.14377204

>>14377202
Im here, its just I don't really have anything to talk about.

>> No.14377205
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>>14377202
Did someone ask for Skeletons?!

>> No.14377230
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14377230

>>14377205
Maybe.

>> No.14377258

>"Hey Anon guess what day it is today!"
>"No clue."
>"It's my rebirthday!"
>"We already celebrated your birthday, your deathday and the day of the dead this year, you aren't getting anymore presents."
>"Not even a dick in a box?"
>"Not even."

We need to put a stop to Undead privilege and their endless celebrations

>> No.14377294
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>>14377258
>Wonderland gets an unbirthday every day
>Undead not allowed their few privileges and heritage.
way to be racist.

>> No.14377310
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>>14377258
But I want to celebrate all of those with a Wight who loves throwing formal events. Especially if she was over the top about celebrating everything else too
>A event to to commemorate the day she first raped you, all the guests know exactly what it's for
>A romantic dinner to celebrate the day she introduced you to her parents
>A ballroom dance to mark the first formal event she took you to
>She's a little on the light yan side, enjoys sniffing your hair and obsesses over all the tiny things but she'd never do anything to hurt you

>> No.14377317

>>14376376
That's just paternal instincts.

>> No.14377351

>>14377294
>>14377310
Consider the following: there's these two sisters, right? The older sister is a Lich, but she dies young and is stuck as a kid in undeath. The younger sister died much older and appears to be the older due to her voluptuous, ripe form.
The older sister is, as befits a Lich, a serious, reserved bookworm. The younger sister is a horny slutbucket.
Together, they FIGHT CRIME!

>> No.14377497
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14377497

Guys, sometimes when I'm playing video games, Gazer just climbs onto my lap and watches! Sometimes she even falls asleep there but when I ask her about it she says she wasn't sleeping.

What did she mean by this?

>> No.14377501

>>14377497
It means you need to stop hogging the console.

>> No.14377514

>>14377497
It means you need to play more interesting games.

>> No.14377598

>>14377497
>Those eye stalks on the left

I want to date an Eye stalk!

>> No.14377621

>>14376893
That looks excellent, drawfriend.

>> No.14377637

>>14377598
I want to date a wock's tentacle! Wanna go on a double date?

>> No.14377675

>>14377497
gazer is so cute, sometimes we play WoW together on our laptops in a blanket fort. We take naps in there and make tea, we eat gazer's cookies too!!!

>> No.14377689

I wanna call a Gazer a stinky smell fatty NEET! Then I want her to try and beat me up, trip, and fall onto me and we make out!

>> No.14377711

>>14377689
Gazer is good for kissing AND bullying but you need to understand she's neither fat nor stinky (she is a neet thought).

>>14377675
Gazer is really good at Mistweaver monk, she heals so well, she's server first healer overall. Every guild wants her to join.

>> No.14377719

>>14377711
>but you need to understand she's neither fat nor stinky (she is a neet thought).
The wock neet says the same thing, but look at her.

All monster girl neets are fatty, stinky, and have no education, employment, or training.

>> No.14377741

>>14377719
Gazer doesn't eat much and she bathes a lot too, didn't you see that post last night where the anon caught her soaking in the tub late at night?

>> No.14377787

I want to sneak into the nearest Oppai-Sabbath and give them all Mega Holst milk!

>> No.14377809

>>14377787
But some of them already drink Mega-Holst Milk anon!
You should ask them for some so you can replace the milk in a Sabbath lair and make a few "converts".

>> No.14377833
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14377833

Lava Golems are cool.

>> No.14377868

>>14377833
No, they're hot1

>> No.14377880
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14377880

>>14377833
No Glacies are.

>> No.14377905

I want to see my waifu's reaction when I tell her Jar Jar really was the key to all this.

>> No.14377912

>New Digimon movie came out
>Nobody is posting Waifumons.

>> No.14377914
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>>14377880
I'll give you that one.

>> No.14377916

>>14377787
I'd rather give it to the stern, kikimora class president who keeps getting mad at me for sleeping in class.

>> No.14377935

>>14377833
>Lava Golem and her husband cross a thug in the street
>Thug has to run away from the 2000+°F inferno to save his life
>Husband is still arm to arm with her, completely unharmed

Lava Golems are the best when it comes to protection
I have no clue how their work

>> No.14377946

>>14377935
Tiny King Crimsons in their blood.

>> No.14377960

>>14377809
Do it during ladies night at the bar, when sabbath milfs and their cc daughters are having a good time partying.

>> No.14377973
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>>14377912
I haven't watched it yet, I've been told to not expect much though.

>> No.14377974

>You will never punish a Kobold by making her watch Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercials on loop.

Why even live.

>> No.14377975

>>14377935
Makes me wonder how hot a Hellhound can get.

>> No.14377983

>>14377960
I'd rather take in a homeless kobold and give her a big glass of it at dinner.

This is her home now.
She gon git big.

>> No.14377996

>>14377983
Do you understand how grateful she'd be that you took her in? She probably wouldn't even mind her new ridiculous breasts.
Get ready for lots of Paizuri though.

>> No.14378006

>>14377996
Grateful?
Why would she be grateful?
I'm just going to keep giving her glasses each day, bathing her in the tub and giving her home cooked meals while trying to find her a job.
Is she ready for me to sit her in my lap as we watch TV so I can scratch her ears and fondle her breasts?

Is she prepared for me to put her in some specially made pajamas and cuddle her as we go to sleep?

I think not!

>> No.14378007

>>14377983
I want to take home a homeless Kobold, give her headpats and hugs, and then some Wonderland Cake and Hathor Milk. A gallon.

>> No.14378010

>>14378007
Tall and curvy kobold?

>> No.14378023
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14378023

Final Fantasy styled Monk Hellhounds.

>> No.14378030

>>14378023
Nice

>> No.14378034
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14378034

>>14378023
I'd prefer my monkhounds in traditional clothing.

>> No.14378035

>>14378030
Loen actually drew that image not too long ago.

>> No.14378039

>>14378010
Yup. A bit chunky, but all the loveable and sweet.

>> No.14378041

>>14378030
>>14378035
Yeah, it's D.D. if I remember correctly.

>> No.14378043

>>14378035
First time I see it, I don't spend too much time in the threads.

>> No.14378045

>>14378039
how chunky we talking?
Because portly kobolds asking for belly rubs is nice.

>> No.14378047

>>14377833
Lava Golems are smokin' and love.

>> No.14378072

I want to give my jubjub daughters holst milk so they never leave the nest and break their mother's heart.

>> No.14378076

>>14378072
But how can they find husbands if they can't leave the house?
Not to mention that flight is forever beyond them now.

>> No.14378089
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14378089

Gazer is a big bully BITCH!!!

Today I decided to play some Team Fortress for old time's sake and hopped on a random server.

What's the first thing I hear before I even join a team? Fucking Micspam. Who's doing it? "xX_Pr0_GAZER_Xx" and she's just blaring anime music and audio from "funny" youtube videos.

People keep asking how to mute her but instead she acts like she's someone else and tells them there "isn't a mute button" and if they don't like it, they're "free to leave."

She's going 112 and 3 as Sniper and is just destroying my team. Someone accuses her of hacking and then she just played a clip of someone yelling "NIGGER!" every time they tried to speak.

It gets old and I decide to play at my best, managing to kill her a few times. SHE SWITCHES FUCKING TEAMS and starts asking me questions but every time I try to speak she just cuts me off by going "huh? huh?" I try to stand up to her but she calls me a "fucking dork" and switches back.

She goes spy and proceeded to kill me roughly 50 times; it was hellish.

She eventually initiated a vote-kick against me and it passed. So I'm sitting there stunned, and I notice she sent me a friend request. I accept it for some reason and she immediately sends me a message asking "A/S/L?" I tell her and she says we're in the same town and not only that, but that she's "backtraced my IP" and is "coming over now."

That was 15 minutes ago, what do I do?

>> No.14378095
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14378095

>>14378089
Stop.
>inb4 KGA

>> No.14378099

>>14378076
You're right I should share the love for jubjubs fto the next generation. I'll just keep getting the waifu pregnant so she'll always have a baby to baby.

>> No.14378109

>>14378089
Get a blanket and leave the front door open, as soon as she comes in throw it over her head so she can't use her hypnosis powers, Gazers are physically weak so she should be easy to restrain after that.

>> No.14378115

>>14378099
Yeah.
Why give it to your daughterus when you can give it to their mom so she's always got some big ol tanks to feed her young with?

>> No.14378123

>>14378089
Your fault for being a casual.

>> No.14378153

>>14377916
I'd rather give it to the weird Lich that stalks me from the corner of my eye.

>> No.14378164
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........

>> No.14378168

>>14378164
>Tamamo will never rape you with Paizuri
It hurts man.

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>> No.14378171

>>14378164
Tamamo is the best Fate

>Implying she didn't become your waifu the second she said "Rare item gettou!~"

>> No.14378174
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14378174

>Tell Lilim who wants to woo you that you can't go out with her due to needing money from work
>Wake up the next day with a tree literally growing 100-dollar bills on its branches instead of leaves
>She appears in a puff of smoke and goes "TA DAAAA!"

>Tell her to get that greed inducing thing out of your yard
>She tries to woo you again with self-induced Fella Pure levels of mouthplay, using Dark Matter arms
>Tell her you only date pure girls
>She snaps her fingers
>Everything turns into girls, to include your chairs
>You have to hear a "kyaa!" every time you sit down
>But she left the food and latrines normal, because that's gross

>She appears to you in Big Buff Demon Muff form like in picture
>Tells you that if you don't accept her love she's going to forcefully turn you into her Princess
>Reply with how cute she is when she's not actively warping reality to fuck with your head
>HFW that blushing pout

>> No.14378181

>>14378174
The fact that a Lilim is even trying to woo me at all is adorable.
What did I do to earn her affection?

>> No.14378184

>>14378181
The stars were right and you were born to bask in her eternal love

>> No.14378191
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14378191

>>14378174
Lilims are love, we need more art of the profile ones and less of the same old OCs.

>> No.14378192

>>14378174
That Lilim looks delightfully muscular.
>no yan muscle monstergirl to aggressively protect you

>> No.14378193

>>14378174
If a Lilim can reality warp money trees into existence can she warp in baked potato trees? You see, I am a simple man and baked potatoes please me greatly.

>> No.14378218

>>14378192
>Dire Hellhound
>Sees Big Buff Demon Muff trying to woo HER husbando
>TFW big, muscular Hellhound hugging you from behind, her entire abdomen glowing like iron ready to be struck for metalurgy
>Flames wisping out of her mouth as her tail wags aggressively
>Lilim puffing up like a giant cat and hissing
>That flat chested Baphomet depressingly watching Anon getting crushed between marshmallow hells and She's A Big Girl level MGs

>> No.14378230

>>14378218
hnngh

>> No.14378244

>>14378109
>>14378089
Gang, ...there's a bit of a problem

So Gazer shows up right? She rings the doorbell and I instantly fling open the door and throw a big, thick comforter over her and tie it off with some twine I had in the garage.

She starts yelling but it's kinda pointless since there's no one else around. I panic, not knowing what to do, I throw her on my bed.

I start giving her the verbal beat down: telling her off for being such a bully and making it clear that I wouldn't be influenced by her eye magic bullshit. I will NOT be a victim.

Now she's crying on the bed and trying to make excuses: "sorry, sorry I was just messing around! p-please I'm not mean! I just want a friend!" Pitiful.

She's wearing a frilly pastel-colored frilly dress for some reason and in her bag were a bunch of snacks, weird imported foreign snacks and some diet Mountain Dews too. She's trying to convince me that she just wanted to play the Overwatch beta with me (doubtful).

I don't know what this villain is planning. What do I do now?

>> No.14378246

>>14378244
Stop RPing first of all.

>> No.14378256 [DELETED] 

>>14378244
Tire iron. The blanket will stop most of the blood from messing up your bedroom, keeping the evidence to a minimum. Your repeating digits show that you have experience with this.

>> No.14378264

>>14378244
What kind of bully makes a Gazer cry? Let her go and play video games with her.

>> No.14378282

>Your Mouse GF's Grandma starts telling you the 'real story' of the Titanic and how it was actually caused by Whalers working with Shark girls that convinced a Kraken to throw the iceberg in the way of the boat
How do you react?

>> No.14378291

>Be Gazer
>Move out into a big city
>On my way to the shopping mall when a group of human boys come up to me
>"Hey look at this stinky neet guys."
>"I bet it's her first time outside in months."
>"She's probably on her way to buy the new Monster Fighter."
>They all laugh at me and push me around
>Have to use eye of paralysis to get them to stop
>Leave them frozen there, hopping that they learn their lesson by the time the spell wears off
>Enter TanukiMart to get my groceries for the week
>Fat human boy with glasses comes up to me
>"H-hello there, my name is Jim, you're here to buy games too? I-I mean they are 4 dollars cheaper here and money is tight these days... Haha"
>He is cute and seems interested in me, I might have hit the jackpot
>Ask him if he wants to go out with me while looking at him from every angle with my tentacles
>"Really? You-you're not going to use me and then leave?"
>Answer that I have no reason to do so
>"Sweet! I finally have a gamer GF, we're gonna spend all day playing, my favorites games are Universe of War and Worldcraft, what are yours?"
>Tell him I never played videogames
>"Don't lie to your boyfriend, everyone in the gaming community know that Gazers are a major part of it."
>Insist that I am not a gamer
>"You didn't even play Ultra Lilim Sisters when you were a kid?"
>Say that I don't know what that game is
>"I-I'm sorry, you're pretty and all but I want a girlfriend that has the same hobbies as me."
>He leaves looking disappoint
>Too bad, but I can always use hypnosis to get a lover
>Get called stinky, a neet and a nerd a dozen more times before reaching home
>What is wrong with city people?

>> No.14378296

>>14378291
>Fat human boy with glasses
>"He is cute"
Can I call bullshit?

>> No.14378297

>>14378282
I ask her if she saw how the dolphin girls saved DiCaprio.

>> No.14378304

>>14378297
Or if she happened to see a rapping Kobold.

>> No.14378307

>>14378282
Eh, not any weirder than the time my Jabberwock's Grandmother told me about the time she saw cute cartoon animals with symbols on their bellies visit Wonderland and when her Chesire Friend got into rap.

>> No.14378308

>>14378291
>She doesn't even know about Super Lilim Sisters

Fucking normies.

>> No.14378319

>>14378291
>"You didn't even play Ultra Lilim Sisters when you were a kid?"
>Say that I don't know what that game is
This is where you get a Mucus Toad to Screech for the group

>> No.14378333
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14378333

Could a Kejourou transform various portions of her hair into weaponry?

>> No.14378336
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14378336

Why does best maid get no stories?

>> No.14378343

>>14378336
Harblador wrote about a Mindflayer maid.
Still no Shog though.

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>>14378343

>> No.14378349
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>>14378336
They take more creative ideas than most girls, Harblador could probably pull it off.

We need more cute abomination maids.

>> No.14378351

>>14378343
>Still no Shog though.
>implying
He did that too.

>> No.14378357

>>14378349
Would rather he not do it.

>> No.14378369

>>14378343
>no Shog
http://pastebin.com/bcjMMwQq

>> No.14378372

>>14378351
>>14378369
Well I'm dumb.

>> No.14378373

>>14378347
It just occurred to me that it's very likely most of our waifus have never eaten pancakes.
This is a travesty that must be corrected.

>> No.14378380
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14378380

>>14377912
It's out? Me oh my, gonna have to go see about downloading it if I can...

>> No.14378384

>>14378023
Just as long as they're not wearing those silly, star-patterned bell-bottom pants.

>> No.14378385

>>14378373
Yeah, they all like waffles like true patricians. Pancakes a shit.

>> No.14378387

It almost depresses me we'll never have flashlight vagina stories. Hell portal sex a best.

>> No.14378389

>>14378385
>Not liking both
PLEEEEB.

>> No.14378391

>>14378387
Why not write it yourself?

>> No.14378393

>>14378387
We have inky black hole in reality vagina stories, though.

>> No.14378400

>>14378373
>Go to monster girl world
>Make pancakes for your waifu
>She insists you use a "special ingredient" in them in a lewd tone
>All you ever wanted to do was make normal pancakes

>> No.14378406

>>14378380
>A Ladydevimon will never force her Angewomon rival to deepthroat you. Or vice versa.
>You'll never experience a double buttjob or double paizuri from the two of them.
>You'll never fuck them until all of you are sweaty and spent
Why is there so little good porn of the non-furry digimon girls?

>> No.14378408

>>14378400
>Not making waffles
You deserve it.

>> No.14378412

>>14378400
Not really sure why she would want cumin pancakes.

>> No.14378417

>>14378408
>He likes waffles over pancakes
Are we going to have a fight here?

>> No.14378418

>>14378400
>YFW the special ingredient is crumbling up bacon into the mix.
>You'll never see your waifu get excited for pancakes and bacon
Having a Hellhound waifu is great.

>> No.14378423

>>14378406
>Girl-Assisted Forced Deepthroat Threesome
>Double Buttjob
>Double Paizuri
Oh lordie yes...

>Spoiler
Why do text-based flash games made by guys who have consistently shown themselves as having an absolutely awful work ethic continue to garner huge sums of support funding?

>> No.14378427
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>>14378406
>Renamon has more porn than her 10/10 form with a hot body and a human face
Fucking furfags.

>> No.14378436

Word on the street is that TF might not be translating MM from now on.

>> No.14378439

>>14378436
Who and what.

>> No.14378444

>>14378439
If you don't know then just ignore it.

>> No.14378445

>>14378436
Someone else will in that case.
She's kind of an intolerable attention whoring fujo too, so no big loss.

>> No.14378448

>>14378436
Why?

>> No.14378457

>>14378417
Guys, we can all agree that pancakes are good for toppings, but waffles are good for syrup.

>> No.14378458

>>14378436
Why?

>> No.14378461

>>14378391
>>14378391
Because it's pointless to given there's no pleasing people.

>> No.14378464

>>14378457
>Implications of implying that Pancakes aren't great with maple syrup
How could one Anon be so wrong?

>> No.14378467

>>14378436
Good

>> No.14378469

>>14378448
>>14378458
Apparently she's losing interest in it something?
Then again, I don't she's viewed as favorably now as she was in the past with recent events.

>> No.14378472

>>14378464
I'm not saying that they aren't great. I'm just saying that waffles are more efficient with syrup than with pancakes.

>> No.14378474

>>14378418
>Take your Hellhound waifu to a modern butcher's for the first time
>Her face light up, she has to try her hardest to suppress the flames and not burn the whole place down
>Her tail starts wagging as her eyes dart around the store taking in all the meat in front of her
>You tell her that you're willing to go up to X amount of money and she can pick as much as she likes with that limit and give her hair a ruffle
>She jumps for joy and gives you a kiss, resisting the urge to have sex with you right there on the spot
>She starts pressing her face against the glass counters and agonising over what to get
>It's then that you notice the Salamander who owns the place giving the two of you a huge grin
>"Tell ya what, since it's her first time here I'll throw in a little extra"
>Your waifu is too absorbed in deciding between the products on display that she didn't hear a thing
>It's only when the two of you are finally home that she realises she has more than she picked for herself
>Without the eyes of the public on her, she's unable to restrain herself any longer and forces herself on you on top of the kitchen table
>Your waifu can be a handful at times but you wouldn't trade that smile of hers for anything in the world

I shouldn't do this, now I want a Hellhound more than ever.

>> No.14378477

>>14378469
don't think*

>> No.14378482

>>14378436
Thank god for that. It's popular enough to get another translator quickly so it won't be stuck in limbo, maybe the new guy won't stick with bad translations just for consistency's sake.

It was funny how people got mad at the anime for not sticking to the manga at first before realising that the manga had been translated badly the entire time.
>>14378469
>Apparently she's losing interest in it something?
Turning into a fujoshi will do that, expect her to start subbing homo shit.

>> No.14378488

>>14378469
Odd. CW I understand, but MM I find strange
So, that means she's only doing Hitomi now, huh?

>> No.14378501

>>14378474
delicious

>> No.14378512
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>>14378445
>>14378482

>> No.14378518

Thoughts on this SNAKE CLOACA placement?
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2866925
Personally, I like it.

>> No.14378520

>>14378512
And?

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>>14378518
My god, what a horrid color for nail polish.

>> No.14378527

>>14378488
Honestly we should take that at face value. He did say "Word on the street."
That being said, I wouldn't mind someone who translates more reliably taking over, so long as they don't use "Meer" or some shit.

>> No.14378530

>>14378518
I'd like this more if she actually had the lower half of a snake.

>> No.14378532

>>14378469
>>14378488
She was never all that big on MM as it stands. I blame the fanbase.

>> No.14378533

>>14378527
*Shouldn't
Wow, I'm five flavors of retarded today.

>> No.14378535

>>14378518
It would be hard to fuck..

>> No.14378543

>>14378535
For you.

>> No.14378544

>>14378336
I was 5k words into a Shoggoth story before giving up on it

The story outline was something along the lines of:
>Poor young man finally decides to leave the human country where he was an exploited homeless
>Stuff happens and the first MG he meets is a Shoggoth
>She gets him an apartment and becomes his maid
>He quickly falls in love with her but she doesn't show any signs of affection
>She won't even answer most of his questions
>He becomes depressed and does a bunch of stupid things
>Shoggoth announces that her parents are coming to visit
>Besides the father being rich they're not anything special
>They begin questioning the guy
>He doesn't get what's happening and throws a fit
>The father tells him that this was a meeting to see if he was a worthy husband for his daughter, and that he failed
>He adds that even though her daughter deserves better than a sad man like him, he probably needs her more than anyone else
>They get happily married
>A few lovey-dovey scenes
>Story ends with either a cliché or an open ending

The focus was on daily life with a Shoggoth, the plot was just here to justify a few things and prevent the story from becoming a dull slice of life

I also tried to come up with some smut that only a Shoggoth would be able to pull-off, but it was much harder than I thought and most of what I had in mind was pretty vanilla (living onahole, living clothes, blowjob and vaginal sex at the same time...)

One thing I loved in the story was the Shoggoth turning into a horrific abomination to intimidate other MGs away from her master

>> No.14378548

>>14378543
Seems like you would have to awkwardly push it on your dick.

>> No.14378550

>>14378520
And the Cosmic Canadian continues clobbering cunts cacophonously

>> No.14378563

>>14378548
http://exhentai.org/s/53c2afd807/594380-12

>> No.14378578

>>14378563
But that's on her upper part.

>> No.14378588
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14378588

>>14378244
>Overwatch Beta

Fuck all your previous notions and accept whatever bullshit you need to in order to obtain Overwatch.

Then maybe laugh at how bad SC2's final ending was a few hours later.

>> No.14378600

>>14378578
http://exhentai.org/s/05786cd540/594380-13
I'm a little disappointed you weren't intrigued enough to go one page ahead.

>> No.14378608

>>14378600
Guess I'm wrong.

>> No.14378637
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14378637

Has the Vampsquito already been forgotten?

>> No.14378644

>>14378637
She's shit.

>> No.14378646

>>14378637
Shoo! Get out of here mosquito!

>> No.14378653

>>14378637
I wish, she looks like worst Love Live.

>> No.14378658

>>14378637
I like having my vital fluids inside of me.

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>>14378637
>Somebody order a giant rolled-up newspaper?

>> No.14378663

>>14378659
I'd slap her with my newspaper, if you catch my drift

>> No.14378666

>>14378637
Vamp Mosquito a cute.

>> No.14378668

>>14378663
I'd punch her in her stupid cunt, pardon the pun.

>> No.14378669

>>14378663
Just don't slap her with the daily mail, that's too cruel even if she is a mosquito.

>> No.14378672

>>14378666
The Devil has spoken

>> No.14378674

>>14378668
Harsh.

>> No.14378684

>>14378637
I want to hook her up to a tanker of blood

>> No.14378689

Gentlemen, I propose to you a solution to the
>monster girls can't birth human sons
problem.
https://www.yahoo.com/health/surgery-could-give-men-wombs-1302360099545142.html
Somebody post that image, you know the one.

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>>14378689
>yahoo

>> No.14378698

Anyone else sick of that annoying-ass little gazer kid in the neighborhood? The little dork runs around with her hands behind her back like she's fucking Sonic or Naruto. It's retarded. She also runs up to adults like me and puts her fingers to her temples and SCREAMS "OPTIC BEAMU!" and then runs away. It hurts my damn ears. She's a nuisance to the community.

I'm going to talk with her parents and nip this shit in the bud ASAP.

>> No.14378699

>>14378689
Well, this is good news for barren women and trannies.

But I don't think a womb transplant would be something a lot of MGs would be lining up for.

>> No.14378701

>>14378698
>RPing
Stop this.

>> No.14378706

>>14378698
Have fun with your new Gazer loli waifu.

>> No.14378710
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>>14378698
At least that Jinko cub behaves herself.

>> No.14378712

>>14378701
Why does it bother you nerd? Consider where you are.

>> No.14378715

>>14378698
She's young, let her play when she still has her innocence.

Then she can look back at it years later and cringe at all the stupid shit she used to do.

>> No.14378716

>>14378710
She's a good kid. She's carrying our elementary school's karate league all the way to state. Her grades are fantastic too.

>> No.14378722
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14378722

Don't know if anyone else has been keeping up with the EMG game but it now has a cute doll. And also a furry chimera but the less said about that the better, even if she is cute in a non-sexual way.

>> No.14378725

>>14378689
>>14378699
And what about the egg layers? Dragons, harpies, lamias and platypus girls are you going to ask incubus or alps to carry them?

>> No.14378727

>>14378710
>jinko cub
>you'll never come home to your jinko waifu and cub playing
why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV6fJSkd2K8&ab_channel=TheSacramentoZoo

>> No.14378739

>>14378725
>Not wanting to witness the adorable sight of your newborn Dragon Pup cracking out of her egg

>> No.14378742

>>14378739
I'm a jubjub lover and I think it would be a beautiful sight. I'd want to be there when mama laid it and when it hatches.

>> No.14378743

>>14378739
>Not wanting to witness the adorable sight of your newborn Red Dragon Pup punching her way out of her egg, before setting an armchair on fire.

>> No.14378754

>>14378722
Funny how the browser game has better art than the actual series it's based on.

>> No.14378755

>>14378743
Sounds more like a salamander.

>> No.14378759

>>14378637
Who cares about some dumb wannabe fake vampire bug

>> No.14378764
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>>14378755
Call a Red Dragon a Salamander to her face, see what happens.

>> No.14378767

>>14378764
>Implying that's a dragon
Smaug is very disappointed in you.

>> No.14378781

>>14378518
I prefer Lamias that have their anus there and their pussy in the normal spot.
That way I can enjoy normal sex, she doesn't have to worry about the inconvenience of a cloaca, and if I'm feeling particularly perverse I can fuck her tail-ass.

>> No.14378795

>>14378764
Dragons are lizardmen, blame KC for it.

>> No.14378796

>>14378743
Her mother would be so proud.

Would egg-born MGs celebrate a "Laying Day" or a "Hatching Day"? Or both?

>> No.14378800

>>14378781
I like the way you think anon. Agreed 100%.

>> No.14378801

>>14377294
Wondershills, big fuckin' surprise.

>> No.14378816
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I wish monstergirls stopped being so lewd. Their average behaviour isn't acceptable in polite society.

>> No.14378828
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>>14378816
But their honest lewdness is one of their best assets.

>> No.14378832

>>14378816
>in polite society
Found your problem, if you get a monster waifu move to one of their cities.

>> No.14378842

>>14378828
>don't like being touched
>go anywhere with monstergirls
>they keep brushing your arm, stroking your cheek, grabbing your ass, and this one time I was hugged in a dark alley. I couldn't make out my attacker but she did have big hands. Probably a troll or something, it was terrifying.

They should learn about boundaries.

>> No.14378844

>>14378828
That catgirl is criminally lewd, as much as I like more monster like girls I'll always have a weakness for catgirls.

>> No.14378846

>>14378842
>don't like being touched
I never understood you people. Why not?

>> No.14378850

>>14378846
Because they have brain problems.

>> No.14378854

>>14378850
You'd think, that, what with this being 4chan, people would crave a little affection

>> No.14378855

>>14378846
Most normal people dont like to be touched by strangers its a natural response.

>> No.14378859

>>14378855
Depends on the stranger. A qt MG? Fuck yeah.

>> No.14378862

>>14378846
I can't explain it. It just feels fucking horrible, almost like an electric shock. I want to train myself not to feel like it, but I feel nervous and unhappy as fuck when someone touches me.
>>14378850
So admittedly this.

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>>14378862
I am very sad for you.

>> No.14378872

>>14378850
Actually humans are hard coded to avoid being in contact with unknown things in case they turn out to be dangerous so its the people who like being touched with the brain problems.

>> No.14378879

>>14378872
>other humans or extremely human-like "monsters"
>unknown things
Stay mad at those sour grapes, autismo.

>> No.14378884

>>14378879
>Other humans and monster's arnt dangerous

>> No.14378893

>>14378884
>Monsters
>Dangerous
Ha ha

>> No.14378898

>>14378870
It sucks ass. The worst part is when you jolt away and the person trying to be friendly is just plain weirded out or upset.

Yetis would hate me.

>> No.14378911

>>14378898
I don't think it's possible for yetis to hate anybody. They'd look at Stalin and say 'he just needed more hugs'.

>> No.14378924

Therapist yeti that helps victims of sexual and physical abuse overcome their fear of human contact.

>> No.14378931

>>14378666
Fuck off Satan.

>> No.14378932

>>14378924
>Hugs are essentially marriage
>Trusting a hugslut who will hold any man who pays her to
Nah

>> No.14378936

>>14378931
Make me!

>> No.14378954

How many people have really thought about what kind of monster girls they'd be more suited to based on their real life? I just had a think about it and I'm pretty surprised.
>Nervous around women my own age or younger by a few years or people in general
>Have no problems talking to women older than me
>Got hit on by 2 cougars in the last year
>Awful with responsibilities and chores, probably need someone to get me to do shit

I need a Christmas cake Anubis or something.

>> No.14378962

To who do I have to sacrifice for more shoggoth or weird kinky erotic horror shit?

>> No.14378966
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>>14378954
Mindflayer.

>> No.14378968
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>>14378954
A mindflayer because my mind is irreversively fucked

inb4 edgy, no , I have night terrors, insomnia, that kind of thing kill me

>> No.14378969

>>14378954
I think a lot of us would get Kikis or Devils. I'd pick the latter, I only work out of necessity.

>> No.14378980

>>14378954
I'd need someone understanding, willing to take things slow, tolerant of my aversion to touch and willing to help me through it, and not too social or outgoing

So a Manticore sounds perfect. Honestly though, I have no idea.

>> No.14378981

>>14378954
Wight. Can't be fucked living or working just to afford food and shelter. An eternity of undeath in a poopy mansion souns great. I'll collect a library and craft a pocket dimension for when the books grow too numerous and spend all my time with the waifu, reading and writing.

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>>14378980
>So a Manticore sounds perfect
Tailpussy is always the answer.

>> No.14378988

>>14378954
Really, I'd like to be with my waifu, but I would be happy with most girls.

>> No.14378992

>>14378981
>An eternity of undeath in a poopy mansion souns great.
Meant spoopy

>> No.14379007

>>14378992
>Wight with a run down mansion that she inherited from her father who used to use it as a lab
>There's holes in the roof, the floorboards are creaking and the statues outside are falling apart
>Her Lich neighbour always calls it poopy in a monotone voice and makes her pout with frustration
>She swears that one of these days she will find a nice husband who will help her turn her place into something even that Lich would be jealous of
>Shame men always run away when they see the state of the place

>> No.14379023

>>14378954
I've said it dozens of times; one of the reasons I adore Anubis so much is because I think their well-structured and planned way of life would be an extremely healthy contrast to my own exceptionally poor time management skills.

>> No.14379031

>>14379007
Good thing I have an eternity of undeath to learn carpentry.

>> No.14379033

>>14378954
I legitimately cannot take care of myself.
Maybe I'm retarded or something, but food for example. I'll go to the grocery store and get like $150 worth of food that's supposed to last me the whole month and then I fucking eat it all before the weekend's even here.
I'm not even fat or anything, I don't know what happens.

I just need someone who can manage my life for me or something.

>> No.14379034

>>14379023
Would you still mess with their day planners and replace things with 'wan time' and 'anal hour'?

>> No.14379039
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>>14378924
Show me on the Yeti where that MG violated you

>> No.14379045

>>14378984
>>14378980
>Manticore sounds perfect
Yes, an MG that literally no writefag outside of RS that can be done well is totally the answer when they're either being turned into melodrama mobiles or kekolds.

>> No.14379053

>>14379034
Variety is the spice of life. Key to any healthy relationship is give and take, after all. Just laying back, letting her control and manage every bit of my life wouldn't be fair to her, nor fun at all. So yes, I'd mess with her plans every so often, if I thought a bit of loosening up was in order. Assuming she didn't do so already herself.

>> No.14379061

>>14379045
>RS Manticore
I wouldn't say she was done well, just done accurate to the profile. In other words, she was a massive bitch. She had literally no redeeming qualities.

If that's what you're into I'm not going to judge though.

>> No.14379066

>>14379045
RS is the only writefag who knows how to do a scary sort of dominance without crossing over into edgelord territory.

Maybe saying only is a bit harsh, Silent_II managed to do a pretty enjoyable dom Ushi but I wish more could do Manticores properly.

>> No.14379068

>>14378954

I have absolutely no idea. I've always had kakuen on my mind, though.

I'm into martial arts and there's just something about a smug monkeygirl that wants to fight me that gives my heart a boner. I don't know whether I want to take her home and feed her a delicious homemade feast, have a hot-blooded battle with her, or show her some BJJ moves to help improve her troop's rape abilities.

>> No.14379069

>>14378984
>tfw no CC Manticore next door who wears revealing outfits.

>> No.14379076

>>14379039
I see, I see. So she fondled your bumpity boo while invading your smoochers with her tongue. What next?

>> No.14379081

>>14379066
I'd say it's more likely he's just the only writefag who likes that degree of femdom. Despite the general themes in the thread, a lot of us are pretty vanilla and don't enjoy people being mean to us.

>> No.14379085

>>14379066
I'd give it a shot but I've already tried twice with no real sense of getting anywhere or rendering them properly.

>> No.14379086
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>>14379069
That's a terrible feeling.

She'd probably get dressed next to the window while keeping her back to you just to be a tease.

>> No.14379088
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>"Ararararara!"

>> No.14379093

>>14379081
Others have tried but it just feel flat, likely because of lack of interest in it as you say.

I've just remembered there was actually a really decent Manticore story posted here a while back, only catch was that it was yuri but it played it straight for most the part.

>> No.14379095

Which MG is the best for friendship?

>> No.14379098

>>14379088
Wendigos a cute but i don't want to turn into a coat.

>> No.14379106

>>14378984
>>14379086
From whence do these deliciously soft Manticores -Softicores, if you will- originate?

>> No.14379114

>>14379095
What kind of friendship anon? Romantic friendship? Sexual friendship? Both-of-us-are-already-married-and-totally-don't-crave-each-others-bodies friendship?

>> No.14379119

>>14379106
http://ectoplasmic-tears.tumblr.com/
Someone posted about him last thread, he's only just got into doing MGE recently.

>> No.14379123

>>14379098
But nigga, why the hell wouldn't you want to be a coat, shiat dog it would be the best Winter wouldn't have shit on yeah!

>> No.14379127

>>14379095
Alps, because they don't like dudes.

>> No.14379164

>>14379093
Speaking as edgemaster extraordinaire I can't get off unless she beats you for as much as she loves you. Not at all

>> No.14379173

>>14378954
Mindflayer
You can't love somebody if you hate yourself and can't even trust anybody.

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>>14378954
>Genuinely honest
>Good natured but not terribly bright
>Overthink things in an effort to get a better deal

I think it'd be criminally easy for a tanuki to get me in debt.

>> No.14379226

>>14379098
You can go from normal form to spooky spirit any time and get a cute nervous girl to hug

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>> No.14379238

>>14379231
>Joys of stretching
Oh my.

>> No.14379240

>>14379231
>The Joys of Stretching
Kek.

>> No.14379243

>>14379231
>Joys of Stretching
SOILED IT

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>"My my anon you're already so grown up"
>"You should be thinking of settling down now, how about I tie you up with one of my sister's cousins?"
>"She'd be much better than that whore you're hanging out with anyways"
Oh no your shitty (probably adoptive if not real) Spidermom is trying to rope you into an arranged marriage while being not so subtly racist to your non-spider girlfriend

How do you tell her to fuck off?

>> No.14379247

>>14379127
Not with that attitude! You've gotta teach 'em to like boys!

>> No.14379249

>>14379178
>Somehow end up $11,000,000 in debt to a Tanuki
>Thinking of just killing yourself
>She shows up at your apartment one day
>You try to bail and start climbing through the window onto the fire escape
>Get yanked back in by an Ogre who sits you down on your couch and leans on your shoulders from behind
>"It would appear that you owe me a rather significant debt, and I'd like to work with you to ensure we both walk away satisfied."
>You inform her that there's no fucking way you can come up with 11 million, let alone with interest
>She laughs a haughty ohoho laugh
>"Oh dear, when did I mention money? I simply said you owe me a debt."
>Then what does she want?
>"Give me a daughter. One with your green eyes and that cute little nose of yours, and then help me raise her."
>What the hell is she talking about?
>"I'm telling you that I'd like you to be my husband, idiot."
>She talked you into an 11 million dollar debt because she wanted you to marry her?
>"What can I say? I'm a bit of a romantic."

>> No.14379260

>>14379246
Her sister's cousins are just her cousins you dumbass.

>> No.14379269

>>14379231
>The joys of stretching
I opened it expecting something heart warming and almost lost my beer, god damn it.

>> No.14379297

>>14379260
Technically a parent's cousin would be your 2nd Cousin. Once removed if by marriage.

>> No.14379307

>>14379297
The statement is correct. Read it again.

>> No.14379315

Beside your bed is your favorite breakfast, a rare flower, and a note signed from your maid. You don't have a maid. How do you react?

>> No.14379319

>>14379297
Naw, he's right, I'm just retarded and used the first family extensions that came to my head.
I was going to try to cover base and say friends but I assume spiders have non spider friends.

>> No.14379321

>>14379315
Wonder how the Roomba became sentient.

>> No.14379325

>>14379315
Wake up for real.

>> No.14379327
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14379327

>>14379315
Check if my tools are still in the shed.

>> No.14379328

>>14379315
Try to find this maid I don't have for a personal 'interview'

>> No.14379334

>>14379315
Hey, free food's free food
Thank you, mysterious maid lady

>> No.14379335

>>14379315
Lock all the doors and call the cops.

>> No.14379340

>>14379249
>A bit of a romantic
kek

>> No.14379342

>>14379307
How did I misread "Her" as "Your"? Oh well.

>> No.14379347

>>14379315
Leave a note that says "I already have a waifu."

>> No.14379353

>>14379315

What does the note say?

>> No.14379354

>>14379347
Not anymore you don't.

>> No.14379357

>>14379325
After waking up a second time, the note is gone. The breakfast is twice as elaborate without explanation.

>>14379327
They are. You pass a Jinko in a combination of a maid uniform and spats washing dishes in your kitchen. She waves at you.

>>14379328
You open the door to your bedroom and are scared half to death by a Wight standing inches away from the other side. Your face is almost in her cleavage.

>>14379335
You don't hear anything for a while, and then you hear a bunch of angry yelling and the door of a police cruiser slamming shut. Some faggot cat teleported into your house to scare you. Don't eat the breakfast.

>>14379347
You leave the note and walk downstairs. Your waifu is dressed in lewd maid cosplay and addresses you as her master.

>> No.14379361

>>14379353
"I thought you'd be extra hungry today, so I made your favorite breakfast. Enjoy and do your best!"

-With love, your maid.

>> No.14379365

>>14379357
>Your waifu is dressed in lewd maid cosplay and addresses you as her master.
I'm okay with this.

>> No.14379370

>>14379315
Freak the fuck out, call the police, grab a gun and barricade myself in my room until the cops arrive.

>> No.14379377

>>14379315
Lay in bed freaked the hell out and hope whoever broke into my house isn't dangerous.

>> No.14379380
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>> No.14379382

>>14379361

Then I'll cry while eating the shrimp omelette with melty swiss cheese because I'm normally too poor to afford the tiny shrimps that go in it. Potential trickery or aphrodisiac be damned.

>> No.14379390

>>14379357
>pass a Jinko in a combination of a maid uniform and spats washing dishes in your kitchen. She waves at you.

I'd probably keep walking by without batting an eye.

>> No.14379395

>>14379357
>Wight

Score. Now on with the interview

>> No.14379403

>>14379380
What can't you deal with anon-san?

>> No.14379409

>>14379098
I don't remember that from the profile. But then again I only skim profiles now because they're all the fucking same, and the ones that aren't have some shitty gimmick.

>> No.14379411

>>14379380
>fuck you sheep
that seriously gets me every time I see this
>now I want to see a lama girl telling a weresheep "fuck you"
maybe even cosplaying as Dante from DMC

>> No.14379414

>>14379370
As you're barricading the door, you hear moaning coming from the other side. An entire horde of zombies is trying to break it down! You hear a voice on the other side asking about your emotional state, and whether you'd be willing to fill out a survey about unexpected fear before the cops show up. Fucking Liches and their bizarre experiments.

>>14379377
That works well until you notice that your bed is softer and warmer than it usually is, and you can hear your pillow moaning whenever you move around. It could be a Cheshire fucking with you.

>>14379382
Your shocked Kikimora in the next room hears you crying and gives you a warm hug. You're always going to have tiny shrimp from now on.

>>14379390
The Jinko is upset! To get you for spurning her she tells one of her friends to track you down and hold your hand. That girl is your favorite species, so it works out well. Don't let her know you're happy.

>>14379395
She enthusiastically accepts your job offer before you make one, and generally acts like an Ara Ara tease. You have acquired a teasing Wight maid!

>> No.14379416

>>14379249
Fucking messed up Tanuki courtship. Not to say that I'd refuse.

>> No.14379417
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14379417

>>14379411
Who would want a waifu who always spits?

>> No.14379424

>>14379231
>Joys of Stretching
A blook every fairy knows by heart.

Good show.

>> No.14379430

>>14378436
You got any sauce for this?

>> No.14379433

>>14379249
>"What can I say? I'm a bit of a romantic."
Is it wrong that I'm imagining her blushing and fidgeting cutely while saying that?

>> No.14379434

>>14379414
Good to know my Roomba didn't succumb to Demonic Energy. Now I know I'm just losing my mind.

>> No.14379440

>>14379414
>Rotters trying to break down my door.
Well if that experiment was to make a man launch into a rant filled with curses and screams for help it was a success. God I hate the Undead.

>> No.14379444

>>14379414
>Ara Ara tease

All is right with the world

>> No.14379446

>>14379430
Never mind, found it myself:

http://desustorage.org/a/thread/133744443/#133762002

>> No.14379448

>>14379434
Your Roomba is responsible for everything. Her advanced algorithm figured out your favorite breakfast and hired a maid of your favorite species to cook it for you. She's in your kitchen.

>> No.14379457

>>14379417
she swallows mostly

>> No.14379460

>>14379440
The Lich tries to record your answers in her survey, but none of them fit the questions? Why did you answer "FUCK YOU, YOU ROTTING BITCH" to a question about door strength? It's cute how flustered she's getting. Her ass is still going in jail though. In response, the cops issue you an actual maid to clean up the mess left in your house. She promises not to reenact Night of the Living Dead.

>> No.14379466

>>14379403
Stupid things people are trying to entice me to write off-site.

>> No.14379469

>>14379460
Do I get to have a choice in what maid I get? Because if so I'm picking a Minotaur maid or something in case they come back.

>> No.14379475

>>14379466
Who are you? I need to know if I should care or not.

>> No.14379479
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14379479

After a month of working for The Gyoubu Danuki, you feel you deserve a break. So you decide to investigate a mountain retreat on your day off. But your luck was failing again. The hot-spring was already occupied by two groups; One lead by a Ryu, the other lead by an Inari. After an hour of them bickering, they offer a few suggestions for your stay:

A) The Inari said she would give you a private magic lesson in her room. Her nine tails look wonderful. Do you go?

B) The Ryu offered to help your situation if you helped her with a ritual. She seems nice if a bit overbearing, do you help her?

C) One of the Ryu's Shirohebi offered to give you her special full-body massage. She seemed very sweet and a massage sounds perfect. do you try it?

D) One of the Inari's Miko would keep you company if you felt lonely. Her mischievous smile kept catching your eye. Do you let her join you?

E) Leave the retreat and return to the Trader, She is cute. Maybe she can help you relax?

F) Just Run, i am not dealing with anymore of this!

>> No.14379491

>>14379479
A is a a Kumiho, I guarantee it.
Give me Shirohebi.

>> No.14379495

>>14379479
Trader
Bushy tail and tubby tanuki get

>> No.14379496

>>14379479
Magic lesson. I want to be a wizard.

>> No.14379499

>>14379448
Of course a robot would realize that a Golem is the optimal maid choice.
Of course, the simple house cleaning device might have been an elaborate method of observing me by the Golem.

>> No.14379502

>>14379469
You can request any maid you want. There's no guarantee they'll like you. That's what you think, until they remind you of the Maid Cooperation Act of 2014. If they don't find you a Minotaur who likes you, they're all out of a job.

>> No.14379504

>>14379479
I choose C)

>> No.14379507

>>14379479
I'll take the Miko

>> No.14379508

>>14379479
Run for it

>> No.14379509

>>14379479
I choose both A and D.

>> No.14379516

>>14379479
>C) One of the Ryu's Shirohebi offered to give you her special full-body massage. She seemed very sweet and a massage sounds perfect. do you try it?
This. Please. Dear God please.

>> No.14379519

>>14379475
No one of importance to anything.

>> No.14379521

>>14379479
Run for it. I sense shenanigans.

>> No.14379522
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14379522

>>14379479
She knows I'll be back, I can't say no to bushy tail.

>> No.14379523

>>14379479
A)
I can't deny my fluff slut nature.

>> No.14379526

>>14379502
Now that's a little extreme, nobody needs to be fired just because none of them liked me.

>> No.14379527

>>14379499
The Golem has been preparing to be your maid for several years. Only now is she advanced enough to outdo anyone else!

>> No.14379528

>>14379479

B. I try to ease the Ryu a little by saying "Let me guess, you need me to bring you my balls."

>> No.14379532

>>14379526
They do like you, Anon. Whoever you are, there are several Minotaurs who want to protect your house and smile.

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>>14379516
Just relax and let her powerful snake muscles work out any kinks and stiff joints.

>> No.14379557

>>14379479
I like C
C sounds nice

>> No.14379575

>>14379479
F and hope a yeti finds me in time

>> No.14379583

>>14379479
Can I just go cuddlefuck the Tanuki?

>> No.14379594

>>14379479
I'm gonna go with A.

>> No.14379598

>>14379479
A ignore the lesson and focus on brushing her tails.

>> No.14379654

>>14379575
That's awfully dangerous anon, you never know if one of those Snow Harpies will grab you up in the mountains.

>> No.14379671

>>14379654
Anon goes looking for some yetis ends up finding a snow jub, man I wish i had bad luck like that

>> No.14379672

>>14379479
>A) The Inari said she would give you a private magic lesson in her room. Her nine tails look wonderful. Do you go?
I like magic, and fluffy tails are a bonus.

>> No.14379684

>>14379479
>C) One of the Ryu's Shirohebi offered to give you her special full-body massage. She seemed very sweet and a massage sounds perfect. do you try it?

Lets do it.

>> No.14379690

>>14379479
>C) One of the Ryu's Shirohebi offered to give you her special full-body massage. She seemed very sweet and a massage sounds perfect. do you try it?
Is she a loli?

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>>14379534
>censoring

hehe

>> No.14379759
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Yuki-Onnas a best

>> No.14379767

Haven't been here in a while. How are the write/drawfags' deaths coming along?

>> No.14379769

>>14379767
Thankfully almost all of them are dead now.

>> No.14379770

>>14379767
Well, I'm still alive. I'm world building something instead of writing what I should be, but I just can't seem to get myself to get excited about that anyways.

>> No.14379772

>>14379769
Who's left?

>> No.14379777

>>14379772
Nobody worth caring about.

>> No.14379785

>>14379777
I see. How much did the cancer grow in the past few months?

>> No.14379787

>>14379769
...No?

>> No.14379791

>>14379785
Tenfold, if it keeps up like this it won't even be worth lurking in this shithole.

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>>14379759
Yuki onnas are pretty cool

>> No.14379794

>>14379767
>Haven't been here in a while.
Who are you?

>> No.14379798

>>14379767
I've been thinking of writing a bunch of loli-related stuff, but I'm not sure how everyone would take it. I'm not even fishing for compliments or anything, I just know that becoming a writefag would send me down a treacherous road.

>> No.14379799

>>14379791
Good. This place's been on life support since the exodus.

>>14379794
Doesn't really matter now, does it?

>> No.14379801

>>14379799
Hopefully in a month or so this place finally dies.

>> No.14379804

>>14379799
>Doesn't really matter now, does it?
Are you a writefag?

>> No.14379808

>>14379799
>>14379801
You two sure are negative.

>> No.14379811

>>14379799
exodus to where?

>> No.14379817

>>14379801
Thank you for being so cooperative. Honestly I was expecting some kind of preemtive hostile response of a shell-shocked regular. I guess people really gave up.

>>14379804
Was. Gave up long ago when I realized this place wasn't going anywhere.

>>14379811
I see you've got some history to catch up on, newfriend.

>> No.14379819

>>14379817
Let me guess, /ss/?

>> No.14379823

>>14379817
Fuck off Bob.

>> No.14379831

>>14379759
>cuddling is cold and uncomfortable
>no snuggling up next to the fire
>sex is like fucking a snow-cone

Enjoy your frostbite

>> No.14379841

>>14379819
No. Piece of advice: Don't keep trying.

>>14379823
I'm not bob either, that faggot can burn in hell for all I care.

Don't worry though, odds are you won't see me again.

>> No.14379845

>>14379831
>I'm always overheating and sleep with fans running in the winter
She sounds fucking perfect, fuck heat.

>> No.14379849

>>14379841
Bourbon, since he was shitting things up last night.
Then again, contrary to what Bourbon believes, he is as irrelevant as Hound. As in, no one cares enough about him to talk about him.

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>>14379759
Summer has been removed from the premises

>> No.14379856

>>14379850
Most wonderful time of the year indeed.

>> No.14379875

>>14379850
I want my summer back, my winter has been nothing but fucking rain and flooded roads.

>> No.14379879

>>14379671
I don't think you understand.

Snow Harpies are like Black Harpies except they kidnap you, rape you until you can barely walk, then leave you out in the freezing mountains to fend for yourself.

They are however the strongest harpies so they manage to fly even in the worse conditions despite their great assets.

>> No.14379888

>>14379879
They sound mean.

>> No.14379901

>a succubus thief will never steal your virginity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twp_7g0Mrps

>> No.14379906

>>14379901
Good.

>> No.14379915
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>he doesn't like pixies

>> No.14379923
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>>14379915
I'm ambivalent to them. But otherwise I prefer Titanias.

>> No.14379924

>>14379915
There aren't enough pixie/fairy stories.

>> No.14379926

>>14379901
but she can't steal that! It's wrong!

>> No.14379931

>>14379923
Any chance of me getting to relive my childhood, this time with a lewd Titania babysitter?

>> No.14379944
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>>14379915
>you'll never touch the cute pixie butt

>> No.14379995

Know who doesn't get enough love in these threads?
Midna.
She's totes Monster Girl material

>> No.14380001

>>14379995
>totes
Burn in hell.

>> No.14380002

>>14379995
I see enough of her and her mashups in /v/ drawthreads.

>> No.14380009
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>>14379995
>Midna.
Her Twili form is better, and the imp aesthetic looks ugly on characters that aren't her.
>totes
Niet anon, niet.

>> No.14380043
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14380043

>>14379995
Midna is best LoZ.

Cia also good, to the extent you could count her here.

>>14380009
>ugly on characters that aren't her
Yeah what's up with that meme lately?

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>>14380043
>Yeah what's up with that meme lately?
It's something originated in the /v/ drawthreads, and I was also there when it started up.
My nigga, Cia isn't my waifu but I sure do like yanderes.

>> No.14380079

>>14380002
I saw a Midna/Rosalina mashup once.
It was kinda hot.

>> No.14380090

>>14380079
Maybe because that particularly revolting image originated from /v/.

>> No.14380113

>>14380079
Source me up senpai.

>> No.14380117

>>14379534
Oh my, I've never head a full-body massage from a Shirohebi.
What does the process involve?

>> No.14380182

>>14380117
Now I'm no expert, but I assume it would involve receiving a full-body massage from a Shirohebi likely using her entire body.

>> No.14380222

>>14379798
>I've been thinking of writing a bunch of loli-related stuff
Do it. Lolis are nice, and the only one who does them any justice is Quicksilver.

>> No.14380271

>>14380113
http://i.imgur.com/OjqCgat.png

>> No.14380274
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>>14379357
>>14379390

>> No.14380288

>>14380274
excellent.

>> No.14380293

>>14380274
Lovely.

>> No.14380294

>>14380274
That's a really cute cat.

>> No.14380360

>>14380274
I want to hug her from behind.

>> No.14380405
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>>14379479
Answer is always 'nooki nookie.

>> No.14380410
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14380410

Hey y'all.

I updated.

No, seriously.

This one stays up, till I complete it. I'm barely sober enough to type and I'm off to bed but here's what I got, I'm happy with it. I suspect sober me will find it digresses too much. Please respond to this post if you think so too. This part when finished, will be the entirety of the prologue for both the Striders and the Countess' story-side, I genuinely loved that part so I decided to keep it. I regret deleting it, I'd like to have most of it verbatim still. Anyhow, enjoy.

http://pastebin.com/ryEY7FVx

>> No.14380459

>>14380274
Fantastic Jinko! She's really cute.

>> No.14380461

>>14380410
I loved the attention to detail, and I look forward to more.

>> No.14380466

>>14380410
Interesting, but short.

>> No.14380468

>>14380410
Why can't I see the rest?

>> No.14380477

>>14380405
>A Tanuki will never take over the apartment complex you live at.
>You'll never be the only poor S.O.B to stay.
>She'll never jack up your rent so far you couldn't hope to pay it.
>She'll never offer you a deal: Fuck her every night or she'll have her enforcers throw you out.
>You'll never grudgingly agree to her terms and pound her ass every night.
>You'll never find her diary after she falls asleep one night and learn that she's secretly paid off your student loans and fantasizes about being your wife.
>She'll never wake up and see you reading her diary and then get flustered.
>She'll never hold you close and say that she never would've thrown you out anyway and that if you'd said no she'd keep giving you offers until you stayed.
>She'll never kiss you on the nose and say she loves you before blushing furiously.
>She'll never bump your rent down to 0 the next morning, but want sex even more often.
Why is this our reality?

>> No.14380532

>>14380477
I really like MG greentexts. Write more if you can.

>> No.14380622

What monstergirl would Katy, the Penguin of Doom be?

>> No.14380624

>>14380622
?

>> No.14380628

>>14380622
Mad Hatter.

>> No.14380629
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>>14380622
What?

>> No.14380631

>>14380477
Because the more I think of Tanukis, the more I can't get that tail wag sound from Super Mario Bros. 3 out of my head.

>> No.14380652

>>14380622
twelve year old succubus who really needs to feel special

>> No.14380664
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14380664

>>14379327

>> No.14380679

>>14380631
>For just a moment, you hear it. That sound.
>Looking around you see a young Tanuki in a brown hoodie strolling past, her tag swaying a calm rhythm.
>No, it couldn't be.
>"Excuse me, miss?"
>No response.
>That sound again.
>You follow her. "Miss?"
>Tap on her shoulder.
>When she turns around you notice headphones wrapped around her soft little ears and a quizzical expression on her face.
>You also notice the source of the noise - Ultra Lilim Sisters on her handheld

>> No.14380682

>>14380664
Now that's a lovely expression.

>> No.14380684

>>14380679
tail*, not tag

>> No.14380687

>>14380664
Has any good Shoggoth writing been done?

>> No.14380691

>>14380687
Harblador wrote a one-shot.

>> No.14380693

>>14380679
-Game about two Lilim sisters from Brooklyn fighting kappa drafted into service by an evil Paladin.
-Even though it would make sense for Goombas to be Matangos, they're Alps instead.
-Bully your way through enough and save the purehearted Princess Kiki!

Adorable.

>> No.14380713

>>14380693
>evil Paladin
That's called a...shit, I forgot what they were called. There's a word for it. A paladin is good by definition, an evil paladin is called something else.

>> No.14380722

>>14380713
Black knight?

>> No.14380723

>>14380713
Blackguard.

>> No.14380733

Kamikaze mices.

>> No.14380736

>>14378637
every time i see the word mosquito i get triggered and my eyes water and itch

>> No.14380740
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>>14380733
Can't get up here.

>> No.14380744

>>14380723
There we go.

>> No.14380751

I want a Chesire Cat Alp! The ultimate in cheeky smugness!

>> No.14380752

>>14378436
that's very bad news. i'm not entirely sure what that means so i'll just make up something.

>TF
trans fizz
>MM
monster mash

>> No.14380755

>>14380740
No no, kamikaze terrorist mice (MISIS).

>> No.14380757

>>14380755
I hate MISIS to PISIS

>> No.14380760
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14380760

Help. It's still snowing and I'm going to probably have to dig myself out in the morning.

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>>14380679

>> No.14380762

>>14380679
>Ultra Lilim Sisters
>not Rice-Paper Lilim
stay pleb, raccoon

>> No.14380764

>>14380761
>those custom headphones
Cute!

>> No.14380765

>>14380761
Love it, you're too good for us.

>> No.14380771 [DELETED] 

>>14380755

>> No.14380780

>>14380761
Another fantastic drawing. Thanks for illustrating greentexts so well like this!

>> No.14380783

>>14380755
I want to capture a bunch of MISIS agents! I want to keep them in cages in my bedroom until they reform themselves!

>> No.14380793

>>14380783
Maybe if you marry a bunch of them they'll listen to you better.

>> No.14380797

Did snibako ever come back to finish up those 4 girls? I wanted to see the Paladin.

>> No.14380800

>>14380740
That cat better be careful, if a wurm sees her the wurm might try to "help" her down.

>> No.14380803

>>14380793
No, marriage comes once they've proven they can behave like good little girls. I'll make them wear the frilliest, pinkest lace outfits forever if I have to!

>> No.14380808

>>14380761
Super Lilim World a best.

>> No.14380809

>>14380800
"Oh no! Poor kitty is caught all the way up there!"
>Wurm-chan proceeds to scale the building like it's nothing and give the catgirl a hig

>> No.14380812

>>14380755
http://i.imgur.com/7NltwtQ.jpg
It would be cuter with monstergirls.

>> No.14380818
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>>14380797
I don't know what his progress is unfortunately.
I do like the progress he's made into improving his art though.

>> No.14380819

>>14380812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1cFWQVorKg

>> No.14380829
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>>14380783
I remember the name Isis before normalfags went "Oh no, those guys, nooooo~."

>> No.14380835 [DELETED] 

>>14380829
What Monster Girl would help out in the beta uprising?

>> No.14380838

>>14380835
Golems!

>> No.14380840

>>14380829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yRjFIb3VvM

>> No.14380841 [DELETED] 

>>14380829
Britfag please.

>> No.14380842

>>14380809
>give the catgirl a hig
>hig
>misspelled three letter word

Nice try, Wurm-chan.

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>>14380841
Not EVEN a Britfag and I'm mad.
Okay, not that mad, but simmering.
Simmering mad.

>> No.14380849 [DELETED] 

>>14380845
German?

>> No.14380853
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14380853

>>14380849
American.

>> No.14380860

>>14380853
>Worst bird
>American
Shit taste and shit life.

Nah I'm just kidding about the American part.

>> No.14380864

>>14380860
Actually, Miia's my favorite girl.

>> No.14380867

>>14380864
I'm afraid watching/reading the show/manga itself is indicative enough of shit taste.

>> No.14380872
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>>14380853
>TFW Obama got BTFO with his refugee plan
>TFW my state also turned them down
Feels good to be a burger today. I want to take my waifu out for Burgers.

>> No.14380873

>>14380864
Oh that's even worse, but if that's what you like then whatever.

Zombina is my favorite, that voice, body and personality is fucking 10/10 for me.

>> No.14380877

>>14380872
>TFW Canuck
God my country went to shit, I just want to leave and never come back.

>> No.14380879

>>14380864
I would any of the main cast.
Even Mero.

>> No.14380886
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>>14380877
>implying it's any better in Eagleland which is the home of SJWs everywhere

But enough talk about that! Imagine a Jinko voiced by Yu Kobayashi.

>> No.14380889

>>14380886
I was about to say 'I'd rather have a succubus voiced by Yuu Asakawa', but then I remembered that it was done some time ago.

>> No.14380897

>>14380889
Based Yuu Asakawa. You are a nigga of mine.

>> No.14380900

>>14380886
>Imagine a Jinko voiced by Yu Kobayashi.
Oh man that's good, although you give me a Demon voiced by Shizuka Itô or a Kunoichi voiced by Miyuki Sawashiro and that would be even better.

>> No.14380902

>>14380872
>tfw my governor opened up his asshole for these migrants
>tfw I know he'll blame actual Americans once they start to rape and murder

>> No.14380906 [DELETED] 

>>14380877
Come on anon, I'm sure Trudeau isn't dumb enough to let every would-be terrorist in willy-nilly.

>> No.14380907

>>14380900
>The woman I'd want to voice my waifu died recently
Feels fucking terrible dude.

>> No.14380912

>>14380906
>I'm sure Trudeau isn't dumb enough to let every would-be terrorist in willy-nilly.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.14380913

>>14380877
>>14380906
>TFW Trudeau made a "lelsoprogressive" cabinet, and then said "It's 2015"
I wish I had a Kikimora who could wake me up inside

>> No.14380923

>>14380913
>Instead of listening to his own fucking people's concerns about Refugees and the safety of Canada he called all of them racists and basically told all of them to fuck off.

This is why monster girls would be better leaders than us.

>> No.14380932

Trump for prime minister of Canada!

>> No.14380933

>>14380923
I want to live in a Lilim ruled state.

>> No.14380942

>>14380933
I want to live in that nation run by that dark matter and her four elementals.

>> No.14380949

>>14380942
I want to live in a Wurm ruled state.

>> No.14380959

>>14380942
I don't think Saphirette runs anything, she was simply the one sparking the conversion of her nation.

>> No.14380963
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14380963

I wanna sniff a sweaty Wyvern!

>> No.14380970

>>14380963
Gross.

>> No.14380971

>>14380963
>Sniff
die

>> No.14380972

I wanna hold a Gazer's delicate, tiny gazer-goo covered foot and lick her chubby yet slender gray thighs.

>> No.14380976

>>14380963
I want to lick a sweaty Wyvern. Allover.

>> No.14380978

>>14380970
>>14380971
I like stinky neet monster girls and you can't stop me from sniffing them!

>> No.14380979

>>14380972
That's a good way to get your head stuck between Gazer thighs. And nobody wants to get stuck there.

>> No.14380981

>>14380978
Anon, please, Wyverns are active, sporty, sociable girls.

>> No.14380984

>>14380979
By the time he comes out, he'll be just as covered in gazer slime as she is.

>> No.14380985

>>14380981
I want to find a /fit/ Wyvern and make her a chubby stinky neet!

>> No.14381019

I want a short haired, small for her species hell hound with a nearly flat chest who's really embarrassed about it.

I want to hold her by her tight, toned tummy as she tries to tell me something about "being her man" and how "other girls won't take you."

>> No.14381037

>>14381019
That's silly, you're silly.

>> No.14381044

>>14380923
>>14380933
>Country run by a Lilim
>It's surprisingly wealthy
>Has good relations with its neighbors
>Mud people from Mudistan demand to be taken in and given free shit because they're refugees
>Given her track record, everyone expects her to take them in
>Instead she marches out onto a balcony overlooking their little tent city
>"My husband does not wish to suffer your presence. You have until sunset to cross the border."
A MAN CAN DREAM.
>Other monster led nations end up with similar experiences

>> No.14381050

I'm giving the next Gamer Gazer I see fake Fallout spoilers, and I'm not telling her if they're real until she calls herself cute.

>> No.14381056

>>14381050
How would you react if she told you Fallout 4 is shit anyways and she was never gonna buy it let alone play it because Bethesda is garbage. And then tells you kill your son or nuke boston?

>> No.14381057

>>14381019
I want the same thing, but an Anubis.

Also a suitably nice ass, thick thighs and wide hips.

>> No.14381060
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Why are Alices so pure?

>> No.14381061

>>14381050
>>14381056
she'd laugh at your faggot-face for implying she plays that shit then she'd pick up her preorder of the latest neptunia game and leave

>> No.14381062
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I shall make it my mission to reform the evil fox!

>> No.14381067

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, think up some good recipies for thanks giving.

Don't want the daughteru going hungry that day.

>> No.14381068

>>14381050
I hope you get gangraped, men don't need to be in gaming, they have such fucking bad tastes. Video games are a monster girl hobby.

>> No.14381069

>>14381056
I would tell her that the game didn't let me get to know the son like the dad from Fallout 3, and he's basically a McGuffin the voiced protagonist cares about. Boston lives. It's not about the game though. It's her that I want to spoil!

>> No.14381071

>>14381068
Fuck off you GazerGate creep show.

>> No.14381074

>>14381068
You're acting like being fucked by Gazers is a bad thing. That's practically heaven.

>> No.14381076

>>14381069
>Using Fallout 3 as a comparison
>Implying you enjoyed you enjoyed Fallout 3
>Then implying she'd let you do anything to her when you have such literal garbage for tastes
She'd laugh the haughtiest laugh. Dark Elves and Dragons everywhere would be confused and pause, feeling a disturbance in the force. She'd laugh loudly and walk away from you, pointing and laughing at you all the way to her house. Then she'd get on her bed and continue laughing, crying tears from how hilarious it is.

Then she'd spend all tomorrow with a sore throat, but it'd be worth it.

>> No.14381077

>>14381060
That doesn't look like a pure girl's face to me. Goddammit, stop lewding the Alices.

>> No.14381079

>>14381062
>Wanting to reform a demon fox that has spent centuries inside a mirror hating humanity.

good luck with that, also bring something to remove those nails or your gonna be in PAIN.

>> No.14381081

>>14381071
>>14381074
Go home gamer boys

>> No.14381085

>>14381081
I hate monoeyes, fuck you!

>> No.14381095

>>14381085
You're asking to be locked up in a basement and gangraped by multiple stinky NEET monster girls for hours while they have their LAN party

And then one of their mothers comes down to give everyone, including you, juice and cookies.

>> No.14381096

>>14381076
Tfw you enjoyed Fallout 3 with heavy modding to make it a space civilization building game and Gazers won't coat your dick in their slime.

>> No.14381102
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>>14381060
I hear they make Alices in fox flavor now.

>> No.14381105

>>14381102
What about cat. Do you have them in cat? Tiger? Snow leopard? Sumatran fishing cat?

>> No.14381106

>>14381095
-Sex with multiple monstergirls.
-Gazers everywhere.
-Cute NEETs moaning that their hips are moving on their own.
-Free homemade cookies.

Where's the downside?

>> No.14381112

>>14381106
It smells and they're probably fat or at least chubby. Also the mother will pinch your cheeks and call you cute.

>> No.14381121

>>14381112
>Smells
I will bathe them myself.
The rest I can live with.

>> No.14381123

>>14381112
I can handle chubby and being called cute by a MILF. Tfw no group of Gazers to fuck you at a LAN party.

>> No.14381141

>>14381112
What kind of Neets besides the Gazer would be there gangraping the gamer boy?

>> No.14381147

>>14381141
There's at least one Lilim disguised as a normal succubutt. Because reasons.

>> No.14381166

>>14381147
>Lilim disguised as a normal Succubus
>You can see the bodypaint starting to dry and flake a little o her wings and tail
>You keep catching her saying things that don't fit for a NEET, like a comment about her personal chef's new dish
>Her slang is really outdated, almost like she's decades older than she claims to be

>> No.14381169
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Thoughts?

Which MG would you like to have in this situation?

>> No.14381181

>>14381169
I'm fine with what is there.

>> No.14381183

>>14381169
Not one for Ogres personally.

So I'll say Anubis.

>> No.14381187

>>14381169
Hinezumi.

>> No.14381212

>>14381095
>Implying Monster Girl gamers wouldn't be beta as fuck

>> No.14381214 [SPOILER] 
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>>14381062
I admire your tenacity, come let's go box her ears!

>> No.14381222

>>14381169
>Thoughts?

What monstergirl is this?

Also I want an alp in that position, saying "Just give me your spirit energy already and get this over with, jerk!"

>> No.14381225
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>>14380797
They're still on my list anon, don't worry.

>>14380818
Y-you too...

here's an update
got a long day tomorrow, good night /mgt/

>> No.14381236

>>14381212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCkEdB87yGA

>> No.14381258

I want a kitsune with a huge badonkadonk to sit on my lap and cover my face in mofu.

>> No.14381265

>>14381044
>monstergirl refusing refugees
>when 90% of them are young masculine men
Topkek
They would be more pro-refugee than Merkel

>> No.14381266

>>14381106
Someone might have invited an alp!

>> No.14381268

>>14381258
I want to nod off in a kitsune's fluff and lean on top of her from behind as I sleep.

>> No.14381272

>>14381268
She might do things to you while you sleep anon. Anything from kissing you while you sleep to waking you up with a blowjob.

>> No.14381273

>>14381272
She'll be too busy supporting the heavy weight on her back for that!

>> No.14381276

>>14381169
A group of khepris

>> No.14381278

>>14381276
All of them lined up for you?

>> No.14381279

>>14381169
Ogre

>> No.14381282

>>14381278
Obviously

>> No.14381286

I wanna fondle a fat tanuki's belly!

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>>14381222
>What monstergirl is this?
Well, technically...

>> No.14381297

What MG would be the best to put a stop to a heated discussion?

I vote March Hare, she'd misunderstand everything as lewd stuff and confuse everyone

>> No.14381307

>>14381297
An Anon and a Jabberwock are having a heated argument, yelling at each other. It looks like they might fight. A March Hare intervenes.

Now the Anon and Jabberwock are having passionate love crazed sex, with heart pupils in the Jabberwock's eye as she proclaims how she's gonna marry the Anon

>> No.14381326
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It shipped

I will soon be able to rub my face on my waifu's naked bare breasts!

>> No.14381339

>>14381307
Anon gets frustrated his Chesire tour guide
March Hare
Anon understands Chesire perfectly and wants to marry her

Anon hates eggs and tells a humpty egg to fuck off
March Hare
Anon is an egg slut

March Hare is best the rapist

>> No.14381346

>>14381307
March Hare would make master negotiators. Desperate CC manticore has a man taken hostage, five minutes later... wait, it doesn't work this way.

>> No.14381359

>>14380410
I hope the Mad Hatter shows up again as well later on

>> No.14381360
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>>14381359
More Alp stuff when?

>> No.14381361

>>14381212
>join vidya server
>mg's smack talking on mics and having good time
>speak into your mic
>awkward silence and heavy breathing
>finally one autist mg decides to speak
>asks if you have a gf

>> No.14381365

>>14381360
Man why is smoking hot?

>> No.14381372

>>14381365
Because of a lit cigarette?

>> No.14381374

>>14381360
after I translated more from KC's Q&A again I guess

>> No.14381376

>>14381374
>>14381359
What is your favorite kind of Alp? Why are Alps perfect?

Can I be your alp?

>> No.14381382

>>14381376
Get the bats.

>> No.14381389

>>14381374
Hey Momo can you tell us what does he say in this twit?
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/666582325862359041
Made a bit of a racket with Anon's paranoia back when posted here.

>> No.14381395

>>14381389
Oh and it goes along with 2 other tweets in succession on his page in case it'd make more sense that way.

>> No.14381400

>>14381376
It's gotta be Alphie, she was best trap maid

>> No.14381408

This is bad /mgt/

I normally like big breasts, massive plump and delicious

But lately I've been looking at small breasts, flat as a washboard and have started finding them wonderful

Not on Lolis of course, just flat and average/tall height

What do I do?

>> No.14381409

>>14381326
has mousepad creation technology finally reached the point that you send an image to a place (anyone remember the artcow ones?) and have it made with oppai wrist support?

>> No.14381413

>>14381365
Phallic imagery

>> No.14381419

>>14381408
Enjoy it. Variety is the spice of life.

>> No.14381421

>>14381408
Get an Alp of course!
The best part is, you can keep her flat by denying her the dick, and making her ultra desperate for it!
Alps: best for bully, best for cuddles, best for dickings

>> No.14381422

>>14381376
I'm split between vanilla Succubus Alp or delicious brown Alpazoness
Because men tend to be better at being girls that women, or something like that
but that would be forbidden love

>>14381389
>>14381395
some anon already translated it pretty accurately back then, but:
>A part of my soul dies when I just glance at something NTR-esque
>This makes me want to draw a Willmarina manga as a reaction. Even if I'm currently giving my best to draw that Chesire manga

last one's just some 'you really have to do it yourself if you want to see your own ideas realized' stuff

>> No.14381432

>>14381422
Put it in her yaoi hole.

>> No.14381448
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When will Asanagi start drawing MGs?

Those amazonesses in the latest victim girls doujin only sorta count.

>> No.14381450

>>14381448
Damn does he make her look good.

>> No.14381451

>>14381432
Go away Yukimura.

>> No.14381453

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1447374797826.webm

>> No.14381454

>>14381453
N E V E R E V E R
E
V
E
R

E
V
E
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>> No.14381455

>>14381448
>No Tatsumaki Sylph
>No Fubuki Yuki-Onna
God damn.

>> No.14381458
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>>14381408
Welcome to good taste.

>> No.14381464

>>14381422
Alrighty then, thanks.

>> No.14381468

>>14381458
>Satan
I shouldn't find Satan hot but it feels so right, now I want to reread My Balls again.

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>>14381408
>not on lolis
So close yet so far to superior taste

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>>14381458

>> No.14381477
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>>14381470
Lolibutt is the eighth wonder of the world.

>> No.14381505
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14381505

A cartoon about a Jiang-Shi, a Lich, and this thread called Dead, Deadd, and Deady.

>> No.14381511

>>14381408
I'm planning to eventually do a thing with a tall, flat lead girl. Some day. Maybe you'll like it.

>> No.14381515

>>14381511
>tall
>flat
An alarmingly rare combination.

>> No.14381518

>>14381515
It's one of my favorites. Kind of strange I've never used it before.

>> No.14381519
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>>14381505
Jiangshi can be pretty lively when they want to be.

>> No.14381526

>>14381518
And which writefag are you?

>> No.14381538

>>14381515
I love it, especially if the girl is something like a Jinko who's strong and prideful but has little body fat due to her training.

It'd be cute to see a Jinko get insecure and thinking her boyfriend doesn't like her flat chest.

>> No.14381544
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>>14381511
What species? Is she miserable about her small breast size and constantly has breast envy?

I find that pretty hot.

>> No.14381552

>>14381544
>Flat Oni waifu with breast envy and confidence issues
>You're walking down the street with her when she sees a Hobgoblin
>She starts clinging to you and asking why life is so unfair with tears in her eyes
How would you cheer her up?

>> No.14381556

>>14381526
Not telling. I don't know when I'll stop being lazy and people having expectations makes me even lazier.

>>14381544
Wyvern. Plan is she isn't really aware of how flat she is at first.

>> No.14381558

>>14381544
This image shows why it isn't curvy girls, but plain girls with few curves and flat breasts, are the best.

There's something casual and alluring about them.

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>>14381544
I NEED an MG with a body like this. Flat is justice.

>> No.14381589
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14381589

>new official Miia daki
goodbye again money

>> No.14381603

>>14381589
Is it another $800 one?

>> No.14381609

>>14381589
oh wait

It's a towel

still gonna get it


>>14381603
nah, it's only around 6000 jpy

>> No.14381611

>>14381589
When will the snake pit stop growing

It's intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it

>> No.14381616

>>14381609
>$60 Towel
That shit better be absorbent as FUCK.

>> No.14381627

>>14381616
I think it's micro fiber, and really big

>> No.14381650

>>14381575
it was an image from a currently airing anime, it was censored, and there was just a huge controversy where Hiroyuki had to weigh in and say screencaps of it were okay.

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>>14381611
>It's intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it

>> No.14381712

>>14381627
Sounds cozy.

>> No.14381713

>>14381552
Lick some sake off of her delicious flat chest later.

>> No.14381737

Best chubby monster girls?

>> No.14381740

>>14381737
The various feline types, I'd say.

>> No.14381743

>>14381737
Chubby Scalp Sentai

>> No.14381746

>>14381737
Can the various dragon types be chubby? What would they be like?

>> No.14381747

>>14381743
A group of chubby lice girls who fight crime and wear flashy costumes, protecting the peace of my hair line?

>> No.14381750

>>14381737
Slimes
They're the only monsters that don't look ugly when they're fat

>> No.14381751

>>14381747
That sounds incredible.

Dandruff as the redshirt army?

>> No.14381753

>>14381750
bully

>> No.14381764

>>14381746
A fat Ryu who just sits on her tail all day pouting wondering why her fit shirohebis have dates but not her!

>> No.14381768

>>14381740
Are you saying fat cats are cute? Because that'll attract tanuki who misunderstand you too.

>> No.14381770

>>14381737
A chubby Cheshire who lays around on the couch in nothing but a sweater.

>> No.14381771

>>14381768
I'll put a dating ad in the newspaper "cute human boy looking for fat cat (must be cute girl)" and see what happens

>> No.14381829

>Shy, freckled Holst girl at school approaches you after class when you are alone and asks in a barely audible mumble if you want to go 'cow tipping'.
what do?

>> No.14381837

>>14381771
A non-alp homosexual man comes to your house and tries to sell you his very fat orange tabby, which is female and also cute, according to him.
It's also on the verge of going Cait Sith.

Vague request ads are bad, Anon.

>> No.14381871

Cute snek stuff.
http://exhentai.org/g/875444/6df8785be5/

>> No.14381878

>>14381829
>Shy, freckled Holst
I can't exactly say no, that's heart boner fuel.

>> No.14381879

Its snowing outside

>> No.14381887

>>14381879
No it isn't

>> No.14381895

>>14381879
Not here it's not, it's cold as hell though. Finally dipping down to 37f, I want a nice warm Yeti to hug.

>> No.14381898

>>14381887
for you maybe,but its snowing for me

a family member just turned 100 today, and its the first snow of the season

>> No.14381915

>>14381837
Oh

I guess a fat orange cait sith is fine too.

>> No.14381926

>>14381068
But we invented them!

>> No.14381933

>>14381879
The Yuki-Onnas are coming for you

>> No.14381935

>>14381933
i hope so

>> No.14381941

>>14381915
>Fat orange cait sith
I bet she likes lasagna.

>> No.14381964

>>14381871
>You better take responsibility for this!
>Uh, we're already married.

My sides.

>> No.14382032

>>14381871
>Pregnant Sneks
Noice.

>> No.14382107
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Dead.

>> No.14382117

>>14381837
>A non-alp homosexual man

Fucking lazy succubi, get to work on this already!

>> No.14382139

I need pictures! Pictures of Monster Girls in wedding dresses!

>> No.14382144
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>>14382139

>> No.14382148
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>>14382139
My waifu looks cute in one.

>> No.14382155
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>>14381895
>37F
>time for Yeti hugs
I want to pass by the local Yeti markets everyday in -30F weather bundled up in layers, boots, and snowsuit, they'll ask me if I need a hug to warm up every morning and I'll tell them "no thanks, I'm pretty warm"
Jokes on them, my Yeti waifu lined the boots with a little bit of her own fur and I get a hug before leaving

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>>14382139

>> No.14382178
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>>14382139

>> No.14382179

>>14382139
>tfw you'll never walk hand-in-hand with your waifu down the aisle
>tfw you'll never see her in the most beautiful dress you've ever seen, tears flowing down her cheeks as both of you say your vows

Why even live?

>> No.14382192

>>14382178
>She's not crying because she's happy
>She's crying out of laughter that Darling still doesn't know she killed the real Rachnee and took her identity.

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>>14382139
Wait a little, still got a commission I promised the thread to pay for when the artist is ready.

>> No.14382201

>>14380691
Harblador wrote a short and Edgy McEdgenstrein wrote one. Thos're the only two I can think of.

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>>14382139

>>14382179
Says you, I will always believe in my heart and soul!

>> No.14382214

>>14382179
I'd most likely be me with tears running down my face anyway, I'm awful with happy moments.

>> No.14382250
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So according to the artist this is an Alp.

There's also a coloured version but it has awful looking watermarks all over it.

>> No.14382258

>>14382250
I'll take an Alp!

>> No.14382263

>>14382258
Get in line, I want to hold hands with an Alp while watching awful B movies and sharing popcorn.

>> No.14382274

>TFW no good Lovecraft girl shorts

>> No.14382275

>>14382274
Harblador has some good stuff.

>> No.14382299
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>>14382139

>> No.14382328

>>14381225
I want to fuck those abs.

>> No.14382338
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>>14381871
She's one of those possessive Lamia types.
Nice.

>> No.14382348

>>14382275
Whatever you say b'hay

>> No.14382353

>>14382348
>b'hay
?

>> No.14382377

>>14380468
Because I stopped quite literally mid word. Rest will be soon (tm).

>>14381359
The Hatter is definitely returning unchanged. She's just creatively draining to write.

>>14381360
Around the same time as Hatter. I'll keep group introductions to the whole group.

>> No.14382407

Ever come across a really decent design and get massively disappointed by the rest of the art with the girl? Finally got around to looking up who made that Cockatrice OC that gets posted here sometimes and most the content was yuri and monsterboys.
http://i.imgur.com/D8HxNDD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VCQq9LS.png
At least there were these two and an animation of her getting fucked by tentacles.

>> No.14382417

>>14382407
I want to like the design, but I just can't get into that haircut.

>> No.14382419

>>14382407
>tumblr hair
>Really decent

>> No.14382445

>>14382417
She's meant to be timid and looking like a dork just fuels my desire to bully her.
>>14382419
I didn't know an entire website had one hairstyle.

>> No.14382455

>>14382445
It's more the vocal movement within the website that typifies it.

>> No.14382457
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14382457

Jiangjii~

>> No.14382471
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>>14382457
Of course.

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>>14382457
>sample
I want to shoot my seed over Yoshika's cold dead skin!

>> No.14382508

>>14382353
Look ah dahno what you b' considerin' good thar b'hay

>> No.14382515

>>14382508
Fuck off, you poutine munching waste of good tree sap. I hope you get raped by a fat hairy moose girl.

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>>14382515

>> No.14382532

>>14382518
QUICK SOMEONE EXTRACT HER FROM THE STUMP

>> No.14382539

>>14382532
It's too late. Wendigo and her awawawa'ing is doomed to the stump unless a writefag does her justice.

>> No.14382542

>>14382532
Honestly I'd like to see Special Forces Anon rush in grab / tackle her off the stump or something now.

>> No.14382543

>>14382532
Don't worry.
Wendigos are intelligent creatures, they can find their way off the stump.

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>>14382518
>>14382532
>>14382543

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Accept the love of Spider Pussy Kingdom! For your own safety of course.

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