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Thanksgiving is almost over and the birds are stuffed.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14407938

Damn, Kunoichi are rad.

>> No.14407939
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Remember to feed your pussy.

>> No.14407942

>Live in Ninja Villages
>Can use Hand Signs to do crazy magical things
Kunoichi confirmed for Naruto Tier.
Now I want to see a Succubus Hinata.
Also MGE Kunoichi dressed like a Taimanin Asagi girl.

>> No.14407950

Hot as hell.

>> No.14407951

What? No, I'm loving this. It's hilarious and makes chuu2 ninjas that much more endearing.

I want a kunoichi to pop up behind me and yell "I JUST GOTTA GET LAID, THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL... HUSBAND!" before stabbing me in the back with a manticore spine. It'd be great.

>> No.14407954

I just want a Kunoichi

>> No.14407955
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I want to worship Abigail's meaty thighs!

>> No.14407956

>having to observe some anon shitpost
worst mission ever

Naruto didn't invent any of those things though

>> No.14407960

Those are some fucking ham thighs.

>> No.14407961

>Naruto didn't invent any of those things though

>> No.14407965

They must be fat from Thanksgiving

I want to snuggle them!

>> No.14407966

Yes, they would be great for fucking. Wish the image was larger though, with Mono's style and the picture that small it just looks kinda blurry.

>> No.14407974

>Encouraging that shit
No, bad Anon

>> No.14407977

Uh Oh! Your Puppy or Kitten Daughterus have fat little tummies after all that Thanksgiving meat!
What do you do with them as they all lay there rubbing the fat little orbs called stomachs!

>> No.14407979

I want a centaur NEET to go on a rampage through the basement, after being Rick Rolled one too many times

>> No.14407980

I don't have kids, and Thanksgiving was last month.

>> No.14407982

Naked bellyrubs for everybody!

>> No.14407984
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>> No.14407985

Go away Reddit.

>> No.14407990

nice meme
Here's your reply

>> No.14407994

I never thought a Kunoichi would be capable of yelling anywhere aside from the bedroom.

>> No.14408002
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Would you make the completely safe and secure journey to Horse Pussy Kingdom to get some of the best Thanksgiving feasts the world has ever seen?

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Not unless pic related is my feast and I don't get raped.

>> No.14408022

I'm sorry, I prefer the Jabberwock Bar Maidens. Could you send those please?

>> No.14408027
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>Not going to the World's Best Feasts

Holy shit, do you people not like good food and drink or something?

>> No.14408028

I don't like horses.

>> No.14408031

Cuddle them all with the mother on the couch and watch a movie, while everyone purrs.

>> No.14408034

I find the vast majority of food and drink to be disgusting thank you very much.

>> No.14408038

I want to put an egg vibrator in my Kobold daughteru and then lock her in a chastity belt!

>> No.14408040
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I'm talking about food! Brew! Ale! Meat off the bone! Porkchop Sandwiches!

Spider Pussy Kingdom would be there too with their own exotic food and drink!

Mein Gott, your life must be awful! Horrible! TTtteerrriibblleee!

>> No.14408043
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Sorry, I prefer proper bar maids.

>> No.14408044
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>tfw you'll never get the courage to ask the milk delivery Holst to go on a date with you.

>> No.14408046

I don't like spiders either, I could care less if the food is good.

>> No.14408054

Yeah, it can be pretty shit a lot of times. Thanks for reminding me.

>> No.14408055
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Belly rubs, raspberries, and carrying them onto the couch princess style, to watch a movie.
The next morning, we can take a trip somewhere so she can work it off.

>> No.14408069

Ah! A fox! Shoo! Get away from my tofu!

>> No.14408081

>Eating Tofu

>> No.14408086

They're not always after your tofu. You'd look good with a big mark about where your liver is too.

>> No.14408090

I need me some big thick thighs

>> No.14408091

>Not liking fried tofu

>> No.14408093
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Liver goes straight to their thighs.

And everywhere else.

>> No.14408101

Tofu is bad.

>> No.14408102

But are the cute barmaids on the menu? This is imperative.

>> No.14408110
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Have a draconic Succubus.

>> No.14408113

I want a kitsune beach version of http://exhentai.org/g/747799/eba5dece6a/

>> No.14408114

I want Flabby Fox Kits with Flabby Fox and cuddle them and their fluffy tails and soft tummies!

>> No.14408122

Fuck off fatfag.

>> No.14408123

Ask them if they want pie.

>> No.14408124

I love me delicious flabby monster girls! I wanna cuddle them!

>> No.14408128


Cry about it.

>> No.14408129

I wanted a puppy..

>> No.14408133

Not saying you aren't allowed to like thick girls, but do you seriously have to type like that 100% of the time?

>> No.14408135

>but do you seriously have to type like that 100% of the time?
I'm not him Anon

But I want to marry my waifu!

>> No.14408136

Remember to teach your kids that a Monster Girl is for life not just for Christmas.

>> No.14408138

Should have gone to the park with Peanut butter on your dick

>> No.14408140

It's that chubby alp senpai faggot, of course he does.

>> No.14408146

You mean the
>I want to ___!
Dude that's /jp/ for you

>> No.14408149

I want to sniff a Gazer's unwashed tail!

>> No.14408150

I want to cuddle a stinky alp!

>> No.14408155

n-no pls

>> No.14408156

Yes! I'm going to cuddle her even if she doesn't want me to!

>> No.14408169

How would a fluffy, meaty paw girl put on an engagement/wedding ring?

>> No.14408171

I want to wash a Gazer's hair and tail, taking care not to get any shampoo in her eyes. I want to scrub one down from head to toe and watch her trying to cover herself with a towel because she feels exposed without her Gazer slime.

And then I want to bury my head in freshly washed Gazer butt.

>> No.14408174

A collar, obviously.

>> No.14408181

God stinky monster girls are great

>> No.14408183

What a great dream you have.

That dream also better involve groping her modest chest that she's not used to having exposed without her slime over it though.

>> No.14408193

Use a collar or earrings

>> No.14408203

Who's the collar for?

>> No.14408204
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With the dutiful and ever-caring help of their husbando.
Alternatively, they could have it on a necklace, or maybe a bracelet.

>> No.14408207

Goes without saying. Gently fondling and kneading some palmable Gazer lumps and watching her reactions to the strange new sensation without her lubricating slime would be pure bliss.

>> No.14408243

Clit piercing

>> No.14408246
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That sounds absolutely lovely.

>> No.14408251

Her obviously.

>> No.14408257


>> No.14408263

I want to cuddle with her and tell her she has the most beautiful eyes ever, telling her she never has to be cold again.

>> No.14408283

>Anubis Fairy
I don't know what to think.

>> No.14408285
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You're going to make her blush with talk like that.

>> No.14408287

I want her to sit on my face with those thighs!

>> No.14408289

I need snoo snoo girls

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Don't think. Just hold her in your hand and play with her.

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She would look so good in pantyhose. So good.

>> No.14408303

I need Aunties! Aunty Monster Girls!

>> No.14408307

I can't get enough of happy Gazers. They're just so undeniably cute.

>> No.14408308

Bunny outfit would be better.

Her thighs are begging for it.

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>> No.14408319

>Giving a shit about some artist's special snowflake OC

>> No.14408320

Hose are hose. A dark black against her pale flesh would be beyond amazing.

>> No.14408321

But it's true, I love her eyes and think their beautiful. Most people may only like her for her thighs, but I like her for her personality, her hair style, and those wonderful eyes of hers. I could stare at those gems forever, and as I cuddle her. I want her to feel my heartbeat and smile as she get to experience a sensation most undead can't, the gentle rhythm of a beating heart.

>> No.14408322

Haohi get off the internet you and your feet are old hat now

Come back when you get some thick ass thighs

>> No.14408324

No kidding. She's nice and all but there's a couple guys going full muh Hoai's feet over here.

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I want to pour whipped cream and put cherries on her nipples/breasts while telling her that her eyes are more precious than Solomon's emeralds, whilst I'm rampantly engaging in baby-making with her and forcing her to feel my heartbeat from under her palm as I MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT THE ENTIRE TIME!

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>> No.14408332

Let them have their fun. Would you complain about the Miia/Gazer/Wock fags too? She's new content, and cute new content, let them have fun.

>> No.14408336

That and we have like no writefags to my memory who's ever done Wight outside of maybe RS and Liess.

>> No.14408337

Can't really say I'm a fan of any of the spaz brigade. It's just smacks of chubby alp type crap. They're like the valley girls of this thread.

And I didn't say anything the first time or the second time but this is the third thread in a row man. Give it a rest already.

>> No.14408339

Woah, dude, aren't you supposed to be on /a/ or something?

>> No.14408341

>It's just smacks of chubby alp type crap
Chubby Alp Senpai is the fucking boogeyman of this thread

>> No.14408344

When was the last time somebody made a chubby alp senpai post anyways?

>> No.14408345

>Give it a rest already.

To make you feel better?

>> No.14408346

It's the exact same kind of posting. It's inevitable people are going to draw parallels.

>> No.14408349

About the time they started making angel feet posts.

>> No.14408350

You can't eat Barmaids anon.

...Well maybe in Undead Kingdom.

>> No.14408351

Did .less ever get around to finishing that Haohi feet image he promised?

>> No.14408355

I want to rape an Amazoness.

>> No.14408358

I want to shitpost

>> No.14408366

He did finish it, but your faggot ass wasn't around to see it.
I never saved it though since Haohi a shit.

>> No.14408370

I want to fuse an anubis, a yeti, and a familiar all together, then get a handjob from the resulting monstergirl.

>> No.14408375

Fucking hell, where do I find it?

I gotta have it, what did he say when he posted it? It's not on his TFT, DA, Tumblr, or anywhere else. Did he post it here on /jp/?

>> No.14408388

Replace the Familiar with a Wight for fluffy ecto ghost pawjobs

>> No.14408394

I want to get a buttjob from a Jubjub

>> No.14408404

I want to be missed by one.

>> No.14408405

I want a jobjob from a jubjub

>> No.14408410

I want a Lilim to job to me

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>Replacing the Familiar

Gotta fuck that tail anon.

>> No.14408414

That wouldn't be hard. Most people would job to a lilim.

>> No.14408422


I just want to take a Pharaoh out for donairs and watch her eyes light up at her first taste of greasy-as-fuck 'peasant food'.

>> No.14408424

Remove kebab.

>> No.14408433

Showing haughty upper-class MGs the delight of common things sounds like a fun time.

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>> No.14408445

So you want something along the lines of that Shomin Sample series?

>> No.14408446

Maybe if they were like Karen.

>> No.14408452
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Fat cat ass. How much do you like it?

>> No.14408454

My nigga.

>> No.14408472

Fat enough that her hips are so wide she can pop out a litter of kittens and I can take big handfuls of it.

Pliant enough that giving her a good hard smack sends her into orgasms

>> No.14408484

Would be jobbed by

>> No.14408492

>Lilim jobs to Random Anon MC

>I-It's not like I -wanted- to lose to you!
>Oh little old me is out of mana! Whatever shall you do!?
>Ravish me, take me as your bride!?
>W-wait! Why are you walking away!

>> No.14408526


>> No.14408531

>Mistress, are you watching Anon on the crystal ball again?
>Then why is your face so flushed?
>Don't tell me you've been...

>Servant gets turned into a statue
>Lilim goes back to her crystal ball, it's Anon bathing in a stream

>Her schlicking orgasm a nearby mountain to erupt

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>> No.14408555

Get off the internet and stop driving cheeseburgers into that gut, Bobandy

>> No.14408556

I wanna comfort a haughty Apophis who's realized she's had too many burgers and it went straight to her breasts and tummy!

>> No.14408565
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MGs love burgers

>> No.14408570

What about clapping?

>> No.14408574

I want to pour Frank's Red Hot on a burger and force a Yuki-Onna to eat it.

>> No.14408583

And now I have necrophilia.

>> No.14408588
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>W-What is this horrible concoction?
>I'm melting!

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>not having always been a necrophile
Is there something wrong with you?

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>> No.14408603

>Monorus will never clean and finish those pics

>> No.14408604

I'm terrible tonight

>> No.14408612

You don't get it Anon. Sucking milk out of a Yuki-Onna is normal like her tits are full of ice cream.

I'm just helping them become delicious milkshake tier

>> No.14408617

>like Yuki-Onnas
>live in Australia
It could never work ;_;

>> No.14408618

Well that girl is a cunt.

>> No.14408621

Whatever could you mean?

>> No.14408626

Just move to her home

>> No.14408627
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That sleeping Holstaur image got cleaned by a random anon IIRC.

>> No.14408629

You've got atrax robustus though. Their venom is almost tailored to primates.

>> No.14408632

Well unless that arm she's holding belongs to someone that tried to kill me I'm just going to assume that she has ripped off my arm and will now eat me alive.

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If you were given the chance of moving to a 2D world with monstergirls, would you do it? You will never be able to see your friends/family again, but you will be able to say goodbye.

Hard mode: You won't be able to say goodbye, you will disappear from one day to another

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http://puu sh/lA4Nt/2afd05d9bd.png

>> No.14408657

Can I bring ONE person? One is all I need.

>> No.14408658

Yes. Then I'll break down the barrier between our worlds and let the monstergirls into ours.

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im a leg man and this offends me. a true man loves both slim and thick

also happy thanks giving or something like that

http://puu sh/lA4Nt/2afd05d9bd.png

>> No.14408675

Yeah well

>I like Wights
>Literally nobody wants Wight stories
>Monorus mocking me with Abigail's delicious drumsticks

>> No.14408676

Her arms look a little too frail.

>> No.14408679


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>> No.14408685

I'd stuff that burd, if you catch my drift
Fuck, I wish it was Thanksgiving now. I miss stuffing

>> No.14408687

I love to eat birb.

>> No.14408696

Stuffing is gross.

>> No.14408697
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Probably not. A waifu would be nice, but I don't think I could stand not being able to see my family & friends again. I'm not one of those idiots who burned every bridge with their family when they turned 18.

Besides, all my stuff is in this universe.

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>> No.14408704

You've never had the good stuff

>> No.14408711

Bullshit, I'm down for some Wight stories.

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What a rude accusation! This zombie deserves better than you!

>> No.14408715

I don't want the good stuff.

>> No.14408717

>He doesn't want the good stuff

>> No.14408718

>Literally nobody wants Wight stories
I have extreme doubts about this.

>> No.14408726

Then whose arm is it?

>> No.14408736

A fat faceless man with a receding hairline.

>> No.14408743

Here's a semi-update. De-greentexted and added a little here and there, but not much has changed, content-wise.
It still needs a legitimate ending, but it's so damn long already. Also going to be a filthy tripfag because I won't be greenetexting for awhile


Next comes the invisible story.

>> No.14408745

That doesn't look like a fat guy's arm.

>> No.14408765

>There will never be a story about a shota farmer impregnating his stock

>> No.14408769

thats k

>> No.14408770


>> No.14408772

Don't worry about it.

>> No.14408778

I think I should worry about it.

>> No.14408787
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I'm okay with the /ss/ part, but I can't into harems.

>> No.14408801

Yeah, sure, why not?
I'm of the mind that the few people who I do care for would be better off without me in their lives anyway, so...meh.

But anyway, I just love that image. That sort of natural-aquatic townscape tickles all the right spots for me.

>> No.14408805

Even so soon after it starts, thread is kill.

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That is not dead which can eternal lie, anon. And if there's one thing threads do here, it's lie. Give it a little while and it'll pick back up.

>> No.14408834

Yeah, we just had a writefag stop by so there's no wonder it's dead.

>> No.14408836

I would

>> No.14408840
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Shh. Thread is sleeping.

>> No.14408842

I look forward to more loli Snake butt in the future.

>> No.14408851

I'll do my best not to disappoint you anon.

>> No.14408854

No problemo.

>> No.14408862

>No Kuudere Yuki-Onna that loves Suckers.

>> No.14408870

Oral fixations a best.

>> No.14408887

Stop lying, both of you.

>> No.14408894
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I could say something about a monster always needing to have something in it's mouth, but that seems pretty self-explanatory.

>> No.14408899

Not them, but that Wightmom thing was delicious.

>> No.14408906

Maybe the alps will bring it back to life.

>> No.14408913

My ultimate dream is a monstergirl will wear a ball gag like it's part of her normal clothing.

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>> No.14408977

Whatever you say buddy

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Only a ball gag, or would she be open to other attachments?

>> No.14409006

I mean, she has a whole assortment of them, just like with regular clothes. I just chose a ball gag because it's my favorite.

>> No.14409016

In a heartbeat.

Even on hard mode.

>> No.14409019

You like to live dangerously, don't you anon?

>> No.14409020

Except RS did it better with Liess.

>> No.14409030

Deleted it on my end. This is what I get for not having drawn art sorted. Lewd thumbs are so hard to differentiate sometimes.

>> No.14409039

I can agree with that.
Though I do wish Free_Drinks would rise from the dead and write of that yandere Wight oneesan.

>> No.14409041
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Who wants hug?

Many hug, free!

>> No.14409045

Depends, got any cute little shetland ponies all bundled up for winter?

>> No.14409050

I wish a good deal of writefags would write more but meh. Gotta stomach Alp and his other half and their stupid pity party shit.

>> No.14409055
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Ditch the armor and we'll talk. I want to feel, soft, warm skin, not cold, unyielding steel.

Besides, she's cuter without it.

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I gotchu covered senpai

>> No.14409079
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What? Blondie is of not offering hugs.

>> No.14409083

She's getting ALL my hugs this winter.

>> No.14409092

do you guys really like monster girls so much or is this all a big joke

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>> No.14409101

Of course it's a joke.

>> No.14409105

>We trained him wrong
>As a joke

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are you for real

>> No.14409108
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We need more Dragon vaginas

>> No.14409109

Who are you and why do you ask?

>> No.14409110

No of course not we're being ironic

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Do you honestly think that such a large group of utterly pathetic individuals could actually exist on the internet?

>> No.14409122

I'm just here to fap to alps.

>> No.14409127
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Yes Anon, this is all an elaborate ruse

>> No.14409128

mgs are the kek'est

>> No.14409135

Show's over everyone, he blew it.

>> No.14409142

Damn it. This place was getting comfy too. We just bought a new couch and everything

>> No.14409145

Would you or would you not hop through a portal and enter MGE Land with no way back?

Yes means you can stay.

No means you can go away.

>> No.14409153

We were one day away from retirement too...

What are the odds?

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Robo bunnies.

>> No.14409197
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Cows, you say?

>> No.14409201

Bad cow.

>> No.14409205
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>a Mino with that bodytype will never pin you to a wall kabe-don style, and force you to drink from her massive calcium tanks

>> No.14409210

More like Controversial cow than anything.

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Good cow.

>> No.14409220

Seems like the kind if cow that would drag you to loud crowed parties to get you drunk. I'll pas.

>> No.14409225

I'd rather force myself onto her huge, firm, milk filled tits.

>> No.14409229

Dumb, slutty cow.

>> No.14409234

I really liked that comfy couch too

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>> No.14409273

I feel like this is what a Mega holst would be like.

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Maybe not the best cow, but that's some 100% Grade A beef that I wouldn't mind bending over.

>> No.14409277

You have shit taste in women anon.

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I want to be protected by a noble and honorable Monster Girl knight!

>> No.14409301
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Minotaurs are strong!

>> No.14409302

It's probably her homestay.

>> No.14409313

Which makes it all the more satisfying to defeat one and make her your woman!

>> No.14409329

Looking forward to how it all turns out.

>> No.14409331
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It ain't even about the person, though I don't have much of an issue with the character. If a girl that big, that well-toned, with huge tits that leaked milk like a faucet came up to me and said she wanted to fuck, I'd be saying yes.

>> No.14409334

Not really.

>> No.14409336


Someone actually drew her with her boyfriend. I'm actually rather surprised.

>> No.14409338

Wimp Low Lizardgirl when?

>> No.14409340

Oh boy you're stupid.

>> No.14409352

Yeah it is, for me anyway.

>> No.14409356

I want to clean her sweat-stained body and massage her toned abs and back. She can pay me in headpats. I would do it for free too.

>> No.14409358

>Abigail will never use a queen's stool to sit on your face while she practices her piano
Life sucks. Then you die.

>> No.14409368

What? That's not her boyfriend? I mean, that wouldn't surprise me.

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>> No.14409385

The eyes should be a dead giveaway, anon.

>> No.14409386

The most recent maid profile reads a bit more like a narrative, less like a description.

>> No.14409388

Only for strong minotaurs and their headpats.

>> No.14409389

What species does it involve?

>> No.14409391

I guess the hairstyle threw me off.

Looked more like NTR-Bandaid's emo cut than Darling's mess.

>> No.14409395

The minotaur. I'm not trying to scream and bitch, but it does seem a bit out of the style of the rest of them.

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Minotaurs aren't too bright, but they have hearts as big as they are strong.

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>stuffed birds

I want to stuff a bird with my cum

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But do you like proper Minotaurs, or do you just want some buff Holst?

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I want to stuff a tittybird with my children.

>> No.14409433

Is both an option?

>> No.14409434
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Do you have the stamina to stuff an entire colony of Seagull Harpies?

>> No.14409435

Both are good.

>> No.14409436

I want to help her get huge.

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>> No.14409443

A cup of generic brand lightly salted peanuts and a large cherry ICEE.
How was your Thanksgiving, /mgt/?

>> No.14409446

>A minotaur and her buff holst sisters will never help you get /fit/.

>> No.14409448

I want to give one a nice big hug. Then I want to fuck her silly.

>> No.14409449

Didn't have one, not 'murrican.

>> No.14409451


Ditto. I want to flood my tittybird's eggs in my cum. A Jubjub makes the best lap warmer, even better than a kobold, she also has big jubs to squeeze and fondle.

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>> No.14409453

Eh, a couple hours with my family including my young cousin's insufferably long, equally as cringeworthy violin performance. Plus I didn't get to stuff a Jubjub so all in all pretty bad.

>> No.14409455

>They will never take it upon themselves to get you swole, so you can stand up to that Manticore bully at school.

>> No.14409456

A good sized turkey, potato, salad, biscuits, stuffing, and a big kettle of Spanish rice, chased with some rum and a homemade cheesecake.

Pretty good overall.

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I want to go fisting with a Harpy!

>> No.14409460

Yeah. I don't care what anyone says, I'm looking forward to Quicksilver's story with them.

>> No.14409463

What is a Thanksgiving?

>> No.14409466

I bet fishing by their home would be good too, whenever one finds some time off.

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Well, I guess if eggs come out of there, a fist should be no problem...

>> No.14409469

I cut sweet potato skins for the first time ever.

>> No.14409470

It's when 'murricans thank their ancestors for raping the dirty injuns off 'murrican soil. They celebrate this by eating turkey, which they would not eat at any other time of year because it's not that good.

>> No.14409472

>After months of training and a little bit of DE here and there you will never defeat that Manticore in one punch.

>> No.14409476

I - I'll try!

>> No.14409477

Mine was last month

>> No.14409478

Mine? Mine? Mine?

>> No.14409480

Redskins are a bunch of whiny losers anyway, they deserved to have their land taken.

>> No.14409481

>Sit on the docks, trying to fish.
>They've gathered around you in a large group, way too close.
>They're completely silent, but are staring at your fishing line, waiting for you to catch something.

>> No.14409488

reply to >>14409466

>> No.14409499

Hey, me too!

>> No.14409503

Gib de sauce

>> No.14409507

I'm Canadian. My Thanksgiving was over a month ago.

But hearing all the Burgerlandians going on about it is making me crave Pumpkin Pie.

>> No.14409526
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I'm gonna make love to you woman~
Gonna lay it down by the fire-ahh!

>> No.14409527

How powerful would a man need to be to walk to the demon lord's castle unmolested, get into the inner sanctum, and babysit a 12 year old lilim for the night?
Hard mode: No dicking

>> No.14409529

Krampus is a bitch.

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>> No.14409531

Yes. She's a bitch, and I'm a stud. We were meant for each other.

>> No.14409532

Getting low on fishing bait and all the girls tell you that you have plenty of bait for them.

>> No.14409539

I'd say around Guts-tier strength.

If he wanted to fuck children he would've gone after the mage girl a long time ago.

>> No.14409540

Doesn't look like Monster Girl porn to me.

>> No.14409541

>That shot of the Krampus hunched over the roof as the woman turns around
Love the cinematography of that bit.

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Rance level.


>> No.14409547

But it obviously isn't.

>> No.14409548

I'm going to touch that cow with or without her permission.

>> No.14409550

>You'll never become a bully hunter, protecting other humans from monstergirl bullies.
>This will never have the side effect of making a bunch of tough bullies and delinquents want to be the one to make you hers.

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. . .

>> No.14409555

Sounds like a story.

>> No.14409557

But it really, really isn't! No amount of yanmoff will change my mind!

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>> No.14409568

But nobody will ever write about it.

>> No.14409569

Now look here mate. There is nothing in your replies that in any way relates to what I said. Now give me that Charmander.

>> No.14409571

In spite of the context behind that picture, those are still a very nicely drawn pair of titties.

>> No.14409573

What's a good pet name for a harpy?

>> No.14409574

I know right? Fucking Alps, the lot of them.

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>> No.14409588

Tyrannosaurus Sex

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>> No.14409593

Unit #359027

>> No.14409594

Fucking canadian weirdos

>> No.14409596

she's got some luscious fucking ear hair god damn

>> No.14409597

Lee Sin

>> No.14409598

time to get my flammenworfer

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>> No.14409604

Golf a shit

>> No.14409606

Featherduster, Dusty

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>> No.14409615

is that NiGHTS?

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>> No.14409624

Featherduster is a cute pet name for a Harpy.

Like how Sugarscale is for a Dragon.

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>> No.14409631

Featherduster seems like it would fit a Kiki infinitely better.

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>> No.14409638
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Would it be lewd to ask a Kiki to dust things with her feathertail?

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>> No.14409641

Oh, absolutely. Can you imagine what happens when she has to dust up high? Her maid dress is going to flip up over her head and show off her bubble butt and sexy lace lingerie!

>> No.14409648

>"Uwaaa! M-Master! Please look away!"

>> No.14409651

I would love having a kiki live with me.
She'd get spoiled and petted on the head.

>> No.14409652


Who knew that kiki's would sweep up victories at Amateur Lap Dancing competitions?

>> No.14409654

No. And if she feels something grab her but while she's struggling with her dress it's definitely not me. Definitely not me at all.

>> No.14409655

You can't hide from me, Charon-chan. Go get back in you boat.

>> No.14409675

Uh oh Anon.

Your parents bought your daughteru a game and now she's into Sonic the Hedgehog

What do you do to fix this?

>> No.14409676

Was this posted last thread? i know the guy did two pics but i havent seen this one

>> No.14409677

Depends. Which ones?

>> No.14409679

How deep are we talking here? What game?

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>> No.14409686

Time to burn some games in secret and tell her that a midget stole it.

>> No.14409691

Okay, so my parents decided to buy one of the worst games known to mankind, and somehow, through some sort of black magic, it influenced my daughteru into liking the Sonic franchise
How deep in set franchise are we talking here? There may be hope for her yet

>> No.14409693

>Burn the games and tell your daughter this.
>Wake up the next morning with a dwarf bound and gagged in your daughterus room, your daughter dressed in a suit and doing her best t act intimidating.

>> No.14409695

It is the only one she's played and she likes it because 'it's pretty'

>> No.14409700

Oh well then that's not that bad. That's nothing actually
Christ, talk about overblown. Kid's young and likes the colours.

>> No.14409702

I bet that dwarf is forty-five years old too.
Sounds like a kid. Every year I asked for black forest cake for my birthday because I thought it sounded cool, but I hated cherries. And every year I forgot that it had cherries to hate.

>> No.14409703

Lock her in a room with a TV and a sega genesis and tell her she can't leave until she 100% completes Sonic 1, 2, and Sonic 3 & Knuckles, and then beats Pulseman and a bunch of Treasure games. when she leaves the next room will have a computer with freedom planet installed, she must beat that to truly be free

>> No.14409712

Introduce her to Adventure, Adventure 2, Colors, and Generations.
Then play the bad ones with her for a laugh.

>> No.14409714

Yes, she may like sonic colors.

Dwarf is 54 and slightly disgruntled.
Rescue should be swift and reparations great lest you find a grudge on your hands.

But yes, she just likes the colors.

She enters a child.
She emerges a woman

>> No.14409719

Good man.

>> No.14409722

Call up my parents and say how disappointed I am in them.
Tell daughteru she can only watch the tv show or read the comics.
Institute family board game night to keep her away from video games for awhile (It's also an excuse to have mama sit in my lap, to play while we play.)

>> No.14409723

>freedom planet
I think I nabbed that game once during a steam sale, but never actually got around to playing,, how good is it?

>> No.14409724

Alright, I'll quickly make amends with what must be a neighbor. I guess I'll tell my daughter that it was a midget with seven fingers on each hand, it'll take her forever to find one like that.

>> No.14409727

Anon >>14409712 has a good plan.
Also I thought Rush was decent.

>> No.14409735

What board games?

It goes fine for about a month until you walk in one morning to find a pygmy jinko who's missing her thumb tied up this time, the tiger sitting in a bucket of water.
The jinko is pouting.

>> No.14409738

Show her the wonders of Crash Bandicoot and Spyro the Dragon instead.
My daughteru would find Spyro especially a very easily identifiable character.

>> No.14409741

I miss crash.

>> No.14409742

Don't forget Jax
Man, what happened to Jax and Crash? I miss Crash

>> No.14409747

>What happened to Jax and Crash
You don't want to know what happened to Crash.

>> No.14409748

How did my daughteru catch a jinko, even one so small? She's getting good at catching things.
She didn't cut off that thumb herself, did she?

>> No.14409751

Now I'm curious. Did it get sold to a dying company which took it down with it?

>> No.14409756

No, the jinko lost it in a knife fight
Your daughteru cheated and used tuna.

Would you say that the series crashed and burned?

>> No.14409758

Anon, please don't look up the games that came after Twinsanity.
What a scrub that Jinko is. Everyone knows you need fresh salmon to attract tigers.

>> No.14409762

Hobbes please.

>> No.14409765

Well, I guess I'll have to free the jinko and give her a fresh from the boat tuna the same size as she is for the trouble, and tell my daughteru that midget with seven fingers was a krakken. Cats hate water, how will she catch the queen of the sea? Especially since the ocean is dangerous and she isn't allowed to go.

>> No.14409766

The voice acting is the only complaint I have with it, it's otherwise the sega platformer's equivalent to Shovel Knight. Music's great, bosses are fun, the levels are unique holy crap the final boss just cut off oxygen to his ship. It's kind of short but there's also three characters and they all play differently. For instance, Lilac is Sonic and Sparkster rolled into one.

>> No.14409767

A day we gather our families together and feast on the corpse of a large native bird in a symbolic act giving thanks to God for his aid in wiping out literally hundreds of dumb heathen cultures and peoples.

>> No.14409768

Ah, shit, I don't even remember what came out after Twinsanity. I think there was a racer, and some other game
And then Crash just disappeared
Same thing with Jax and Dextar. Jax 3 comes out, I think there was a Dextar game on the PSP, then it just disappeared

>> No.14409770

Wonderland, it's like Candyland but creepier. Clue, but with undead, makes the mysteries even better. Stuff like that. Tanuki families can play Monopoly without blood being drawn though.

>> No.14409772

The Oomukade under your bed is offering your Jinko childhood friend fresh salmon if she drops you down. What do?

>> No.14409778

Things go well until a month later when the tiny kraken queen of a minor kingdom arrives.
She lost a few fingers in a fishing accident and you soon realize what's going one when you flick the news on to see your house surrounded by MGCPD SWAT

Excellent, she bonds with you wonderfully and avoids shit taste.

Give my jinko childhood friend ear scritches.

>> No.14409786

Yeah, but it'll probably be expensive as hell by the time she's born because both it and the DS aren't made anymore.
Meanwhile, I own a copy of DX and Adventure 2 battle that I can show her.
When she's old enough we can laugh over how stupidly edgy Shadow The Hedgehog is.

>> No.14409787

Well shit, I have no choice then.
I buy and download Sonic boom over the internet and let the kid play it while I diffuse the situation outside, telling them I was honing my daughter's hunting ability by giving her challenges I thought were impossible and that now she'll be able to get any guy she wants. They'll have to forgive me for that.

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The situation is diffused and you are let off with a warning.
Your daughteru plays the game with a smile and asks you to play it with her.

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>> No.14409796

Well, I may as well suffer for my lies. At least I amused the wife.
I feel sorry for the boy that my daughteru takes a liking to. I'll find him tied to a chair naked in her room one day with a pair of her panties over his head and a gag in his mouth.

>> No.14409800

Never ever

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>> No.14409802

C'est une tartine

>> No.14409805

You better feel sorry for yourself.
Especially when she asks you about 06

>> No.14409806

Why are you feeling bad for him? That sounds sweet.

>> No.14409808

Pretty sure you can just buy both Updated Adventure games digitally. I mean, I've got copies too, but if one didn't..

>> No.14409809

Wurm, please.

>> No.14409812

Did you have to cap that last one?

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>> No.14409818

That one was kind of the point of the whole thing
Feel it.

>> No.14409819

Wurm, sil vous plait.

>> No.14409823

omelet du fromage

>> No.14409826

French Wurm is surprisingly sexy.

>> No.14409827

tu as une oie

>> No.14409830

Well, I'll tell her she can play that when she can afford it herself. Since she'll need to get the console too, she'll have good taste before she can get it.

A strange feline girl catnapping you off to her place, stripping you down, and restraining you in bondage while she teases and plays with your body? Whispers into your ear about all the lewd things she wants to do and how much she likes you? What would be nice about that?

>> No.14409832

That's all you can say! That's all you can say!

>> No.14409833

I'll stick to my happy fantasies, thanks.

>> No.14409836

>What would be nice about that?
ALL OF IT. When she's done with me, she can rent my body to her friends.

>> No.14409839

There are people in this thread, right now, who don't get this reference.
Weep for the future.

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Would you date a beta girl?

>> No.14409842

I miss the golden age of the late 90's to early 2000's.
Now all you get is toilet humor and veiled political messages.

>> No.14409844

Do not remind me of the despair in which I must live everyday knowing that there are children who never grew up during the golden age

>> No.14409845


It's like when we had an anon ask who foghorn leghorn was.

I died on the inside.

Anyways, good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, try not to imagine what black friday with MGs would be like.

>> No.14409846

His sister was annoying.

>> No.14409848

In Alp's defense, he know who the character was, it's just the dub in his country didn't use the English name in a children's show.

>> No.14409851

Yeah, she was

>> No.14409852

How about speedy Gonzales and his amigos? Or the Tom and Jerry movie? God I miss being a kid.

>> No.14409855

Ok, that's understandable.

I love speedy gonzales.
I will always find it hilarious that they can watch it south of the border without issue but running it here is too far.

That's the point of Deedee.

>> No.14409858

hory fuck I want to motorboat this chick

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>They're buying gifts for their children and their boyfriends
>Meaning they're all engaged or just not interested in you
>Meaning they won't be nearly as merciful as they are when they're just trying to rape you

And I don't go out on Black Friday when there are only humans to worry about.

>> No.14409876

Anyone got friends and family working retail on Black Friday? Now might be the time to pray for 'em.
My poor little bro's first day is on Black Friday.

>> No.14409879

It may be worth watching the mayhem from a safe place. Through the security cameras. In your full moon bunker.

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>Hi there.
>I see you're carrying the 75% off snake-oil lavender perfume I was looking for
>Hand it over

>> No.14409881

Holy shit your brother is fucked.

>> No.14409883

Talk about a baptism of fire.

>> No.14409895

That's not even a monstergirl, Anon.

>> No.14409899

Not him but I can pretend it's a Lich.

>> No.14409916
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Your poorly drawn snekwife wants to know if you fucked your secretary.

>> No.14409921

She'll have to interrogate me a little.

>> No.14409927
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Accept the love of Spider Pussy!

Before something bad happens.

>> No.14409931

Yes on a condition she snaps out of SJW/meninism crap.

Maybe they're dragging their single sisters and friends.

>> No.14409941

She's just a somewhat normal human child

>> No.14409945

I work at Walmart and yes, I'm working tomorrow.
It's okay though, I work closing so I won't have to deal with most of the madness. I'm just expected to sweep up the remains of my co-workers.

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>> No.14409954

She looks like she'd be a giant teddy-bear though.
And from what I know of tarantulas, that's probably the case. Things are totally chill.

>> No.14409972

Shot of Wight-chan like this when, Mono?

If those hotpants were flesh colored this would need to be censored.

>> No.14409973

He's going in a little later in the day, so maybe he won't even be in during the dangerous hours.
I'm still allowed to worry about him though, I'm his big brother.
In an attempt to keep things on topic, would you give a monstergirl the "Break his heart, I break your legs/arms/spine." talk if she started dating your little brother?

>> No.14410008

I probably wouldn't. On account of the fact that, her being a monstergirl, I wouldn't be threatening enough.

>> No.14410021

Just got done with a shift at target. Got lucky and it wasn't too bad this year.

>> No.14410023

>Last spoiler
No, it would do more harm than good. That's acceptable with a daughteru or imouto but not a sonnu or otouto.
>double standard
It's not. Men and Women are different, and it's acceptable and often necessary to treat them differently. You pull that stuff with your little girl's date and she'll probably be annoyed and embarrassed. You do it with your little brother's and he'll feel emasculated. Getting that from a role model can make him feel way worse than getting dumped by his sweetheart.

If you want your otouto to be happy and healthy, protecting him isn't the way to do it. You gotta lead by example, show him the ropes, and then let him stand on his own and take care of shit himself. That's what big brothers are for. Doting and over-protective spoiling is what Onee-sans are for.

>> No.14410030

I think he's been watching that show.


>> No.14410054

>Those thighs

>> No.14410063

Yes. It is, isn't it? She must be punished.

>> No.14410068

We're going to have to take her down to the station
But first, we've got to pat her down. She may have a concealed weapon

>> No.14410072

Eeny-meeny-miny-moe, I wonder where my rubber glove will go?

>> No.14410076


I've been wondering why we haven't heard much from that anon lately. I didn't know he was Australian, but I guess it makes sense in hindsight.

>> No.14410082

Damn it Anonymous, what do you think this is? That's sexual harassment
I swear. Kids these days joining the force because they just want to feel up girls. Not knowing this is serious business
I'll pat her down

>> No.14410087

What if she's hiding something in there, huh? Girl like that, she could have beads in her.

>> No.14410089

I'll. Pat. Her. Down. You go call it in that we're bringing in a criminal pair of thighs
Kids, I swear

>> No.14410096

Well you be careful, you don't want to get raped three days before retirement.

>> No.14410097

I want a mad hatter to compliment my tiny penis!
It doesn't count because she's insane!

>> No.14410099
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Oh it's you again. Still low on cash?

>> No.14410110

Trust me kid, I've been in this well before you started sucking on your mothers teats. I've broken more bones patting down Lamia than the amount of fingers you have on your hand
I know what I'm doing.

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>Web Binding
Color me intrigued. How much would I have to pay for both of those things, plus sex?
Also I improved the picture.

>> No.14410117

But now there's a silly blank there. You need to add something neat in the place of the gross stuff.

>> No.14410129 [SPOILER] 
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I improved it again!

>> No.14410130

Yeah, something silly like selling t-shirts or ice skating.

>> No.14410174

>~$30 gets you tied up by rachnee as she nips & teases your body with her mouth
Sounds like a fun afternoon.

>> No.14410179

How much for a fun weekend?

>> No.14410200

Probably looking at a couple hundred, and that's without sex. She'd probably never actually fuck someone, but maybe throw a grand her way and you can get off a few times.

>> No.14410204
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I wouldn't want her to sell her pussy to me or anyone else. Bondage games and stuff are fine.

>> No.14410217

Dem hips, man.

>> No.14410240

I want to play grand strategy video games with my waifu and daughterus!

>> No.14410243

Anubis, Tanuki, or Dragon?

>> No.14410252

Me too. I want to live in a world where Crusader Kings 2 has Monster Girls in it.
>All MGs have the trait Lustful by default

>> No.14410310
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>tfw no Dark Elf twins.

>> No.14410314
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Would you do black Friday shopping with your waifu?

>> No.14410320

But the one on the right is a fuckboi!

>> No.14410323

Aura's great, could do without the trap though.

>> No.14410339

Mare is only there for breaking high class prostitutes' legs then raping them.

>> No.14410358

No. Bah, humbug to you!

>> No.14410363

thats what makes them so great

>> No.14410364

I wouldn't go, and I wouldn't let her go out into that either. I don't care if she's practically indestructible, she might get her feelings hurt.

>> No.14410366

Broken bones may heal.
Hurt feelings are forever.

>> No.14410449

>marrying a tumblrina

>> No.14410455

You've never been out on Black Friday, have you?
On Black Friday, soccer-moms are capable of reducing Macho Man Randy Savage to tears.

>> No.14410469

You fucking take that back you subhuman, baboon-tickling piece of moldy brie.

>> No.14410505
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>"G-gwaah! I'm not late for Thanksgiving, am I? H-Happy Thanksgiving Anon! Feel free to eat out the Turkey!"

>> No.14410516

No one is coming to eat out the turkey, are they?

>> No.14410538

I wanna give that turkey my stuffin

>> No.14410540

Find me one monster girl that isn't improved by a maid outfit.
You can't.

>> No.14410546

Lava Golem
Cant improve whats already perfect

>> No.14410547

Find me one human boy that isn't improved by a butler outfit.
You can't.

>> No.14410548


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>> No.14410552

you're just listing off shit girls

>> No.14410553

you cant polish a turd

>> No.14410554

Matango is not shit.

>> No.14410557


I want to be a cute butler boytoy for my waifu, and spoil her all I can!

>> No.14410561

>rape shroom isn't a shit

We'll throw you into a matango pit and find out.

>> No.14410564

No complaints here.

>> No.14410569

don't bother comrade
we've lost him

>> No.14410578

I͠'ḿ ͞n̨o͢t ̸lǫst I j̕u͝s̨t̴ fo̵un͟d͞ ҉my̢ ͠r̡eal h͞om̸e

>> No.14410581

I want to cook my mistress dozens of sweets, in a naked apron, and then feed them to her! And keep making her more sweets and treats!

>> No.14410597

Don't forget the "Baking Treats for my Mistress" song and accompanying jazz-hands.

>> No.14410602
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Good boys

>> No.14410604
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I want to use my own blood as a special ingredient in cookies and give them to my vampire mistress and not mention what's in them, just to see her face when she realises and gives a rare smile.

>> No.14410607

Sounds wonderful. Wish I had a mistress too.

>> No.14410613

Absolutely! And I'll seee her lazily draped on her couch, and hand feed her all her favorite treats! Quietly too so she can watch her silly anime shows (That I'm not allowed to tell anyone about or all the other rich girls will mock her)!

Then, when she's all out I'll give her a kiss on the nose and ask what she'd like next. More treats, a drink? Or maybe a bath, or a full dinner. Or, would she like me?

>> No.14410614

>I want to do this but instead do it when she has her friends over for her "scheming to take over the world" parties
when will my Lilum waifu understand that I don't want to rule the world
because she's my world

>> No.14410616

Yeti and Anubis, only on the grounds that they can't fit the maid outfits over their paws to wear them

>> No.14410618

But if she doesn't rule the world, how can she hand it to you on a silver platter?

>> No.14410623

Stretchy fabric bro. Also great for highlighting those anubi titties

>> No.14410629

I want to bake my Mistress treats laced with Hathor Milk

>> No.14410638

>wanting to chub up your mistress
Bad! You'll have to princess carry her ten laps around the mansion as punishment!

>> No.14410643

Why don't I just get her more sweets to cheer her up though? I have a fresh batch of baked cookies. They're Snicker Doodles, her favorite!

>> No.14410646

Fine, seven laps. But you don't get to wear pants for the rest of the day.

>> No.14410656

How about I run no laps because I'm a weak skeleton I can't princes carry a chubby monster girl let alone around a mansion and instead get her some delicious Ice Cream and turn the TV to her favorite show!

The no pants is fine, I'll even cuddle her on the couch if she'd like!

>> No.14410659

You're not a very good servant, Skellington-kun.

>> No.14410660

Anubis would be too meticulous as a maid, and she'd be cleaning up her fur shed all day!

>> No.14410661

I can bake her a cake with a cute lovey-dovey message on it written in icing if that'll make things better!

>> No.14410663

Maybe you should take more care of your own diet so you can bulk up and carry her.

>> No.14410675

What about being carried by her? Strong fat Mistresses!

>> No.14410679

A mistress carrying her servant? Is it opposite day already? Do you live in Wonderland? What nonsense! This is highly unorthodox! I never! Hurrprlblblblb!

>> No.14410680

What if he does live in Wonderland and his Mistress is a Strongfat Jabberwock, or Hatter, or Alice?

>> No.14410681

Then it's fine.

>> No.14410683

Do Kikimoras carry their masters too?

>> No.14410687

No, but Shoggoths do.

>> No.14410701

I want to be Princess Carried by a Strong Fat Shoggoth! They're best maids!

>> No.14410707

And don't forget their TENTACLES! Touchy, feely, gropy tentacles.

>> No.14410711

Oh, I wonder if I ask her nicely if she'll molest and rape me with all her tentacles!

>> No.14410715

You don't ask her, you tell her. You're the master, tekeli-li. Shoggoths need strict discipline.

>> No.14410735
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Not as good as a real Tentacle.

>> No.14410738

Please, she's awkward and weird. She couldn't rape a human boy if she tried.

>> No.14410742

Looks like a sweet, innocent girl. If it wasn't verboten, I'd say she was partial to awawa or at least she'd try to in the hopes you'd pat her head.

>> No.14410751

When will we get Monster Girls dressed up like Kaiju? Cosplay is my fetish.

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>> No.14410777

Where do all these wocks keep coming from? Not that I'm complaining. Is this gonna get finished?

>> No.14410781

Underrated girl.

>> No.14410785

>cheerful, meek
>lots of limbs to hug you with

Tentacles don't get enough love despite how good they are.

>> No.14410787


>> No.14410789

Not sure what this means

>> No.14410790

It's a calendar with pictures of Jabberwocks in it. Pretty straight forward to me.
Unless you don't know what a calendar is.

>> No.14410794

Oh, OK. I didn't know there was a Calendar. That's neat, why? Will we get a different Monster Girl next year then?

>> No.14410801

Our resident Jabberwockfag is commissioning a callender with a Wock for each month. I believe he said there's a bonus one for Christmas too.

>> No.14410818

>Those abs
She got /fit/ since March. Don't know if I prefer a /fit/wock or a chubwock.

>> No.14410823

I prefer my girls fit. I wish we had a Wurm with fabulous abs, kinda like Brawny Lamia.

>> No.14410826

Didn't less draw one?

>> No.14410827


>TFW you will never contract a Demon to give you those golden chops like Sinatra
>Her face when you sing this song to her

>> No.14410829

Did he?

>> No.14410833


>> No.14410836


>> No.14410850
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>> No.14410854

I want to grope her ass!

>> No.14410863

I want to force Abigail to dress up as Street Fighter Alpha Chun-Li. Those thigh gripping tights of hers were love.

>> No.14410866

I want her to sit on my face so I can lick her beautiful thighs.

>> No.14410877

I want her to sit on my face so I can jam my tongue in her ass.

>> No.14410884

I was going to call you disgusting but then I remembered that Wights are undead and probably don't poop.

>> No.14410895

That's why undead are really good for ass play

>> No.14410900
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>You will never have Abigail squat down above you, giving you free access to grope her ass and bury your face into her fragrant-less womanhood
>She will never complain that human boys are so weird
>You will never go full ham and give her cunny on the level that she ends up falling forward onto her hands and knees
>You will never give that ass so many slaps while it jiggles and bounces from you plowing her that you'd swear she'd turn cherry red
>You will never dismount from her after a night of intense love-making only to feel a sudden chill, her claw giving you a slap on the ass as she basks in the afterglow

>> No.14410906

I want to dig my nose into her as I suck on her clit.

>> No.14410935

>tfw when you'll never develop new weaponry for the Undead Kingdom with your muscular shortstack Dorf Wightfu

>> No.14410941
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>> No.14410951
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delete this

>> No.14410954

The full version isn't even that big.

>> No.14410957


>> No.14410972

Just wanna get coiled up in a wurm's embrace and never be let go

>> No.14410984

What if you get hungry? What if you have to pee? What if she has to pee? What if the Sabbath Scouts ask you to buy cookies and you need to reach your wallet which is on the desk?

>> No.14410994


>> No.14410998

but the pee

>> No.14411010

Jet skiing and water polo.

>> No.14411011
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Dragon butt.

>> No.14411017

>hat if the Sabbath Scouts ask you to buy cookies and you need to reach your wallet which is on the desk?

I that case the Wurm would just sniff the air, yell "COOKIES!" leave anon, eat aaaaallll the cookies and come back for more cuddling.

>> No.14411023

>Finally stick up to dragon bully
>tell her to leave me alone and go bother someone else
>She flies away
>I think she started to tear up
Should I say I'm sorry? I didn't want to hurt any ones feelings

>> No.14411028

I'ma touch it!

>> No.14411037
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I want to do unspeakable things to that dragon.

Souma needs to draw an Anubis, his brown girls are the best.

>> No.14411040

go and give her a hug right now you monster

>> No.14411042

Get out.

>> No.14411046

You should've just asked your Jabberwock Senpai to stand up to her, Jabberwock Senpai can do anything

Even put that bully flat chested Lilim in her place

>> No.14411065


>> No.14411071

meh its not that bad...

>> No.14411072

ok on wednesdays

>> No.14411074

I miss mgk

>> No.14411076

Wanna slam a horse loli pussy

Gonna slam a horse loli pussy

>> No.14411079
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Specials on horse pussy. Every Wednesday.

>> No.14411083

Big n thick
Holstaur tits

>> No.14411101
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You want to what?

>> No.14411110


>> No.14411143

It's that time of the year, give your Wendigo a red and green coat with lights and ornaments and put a star on her head

>> No.14411147

>[Ahobaka] Sweet Tongue (Girls for M vol.10)
I really shouldn't be liking this, damn it Ahobaka.

>> No.14411150
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Just add color.
I never thought I'd see the day were he does male:netorare.
Seems like a once-in-a-blue-moon thing though, and I never really liked his artwork anyways.

>> No.14411153

Ahobaka is like the mangaka version of one of our writefags. Some of the shit he does is okay like the Ara Ara Scyllas, the Alraune, and the four Zoanthrope girls.

Then he does shit like this, that fucking Centaur monsterboy NTR shit, and the Echidna quite literally eating a guy with her vagina.

>> No.14411164

>I never thought I'd see the day were he does male:netorare.
It's like I stepped into some kind of bizarro world and it's doing strange things to my dick.
Indeed, he's really hit or miss with his stuff.

The Oni sisters were nice and the brown Lamia he did recently was delicious. Shame he does stuff like the ones you mentioned and the dragon girl though.

>> No.14411165
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Vampires with udders.

>> No.14411170

>Male NTR
God yes.

>> No.14411179

why can't she age to this point in canon god dammit

>> No.14411182

She's been nerfed in both plot and gameplay, anon.

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Yeah pretty much. Out of all the hentai artists I hate him and maybe Tsukino Jyoji the most because Jyoji actually has the potential to make you feel

>> No.14411189

10/10 would uppercut when she's sticking out her tongue

>> No.14411214

what does that have to do with her aging

>> No.14411219

She's a vampiric perma-loli, she isn't getting titties and ass anytime soon.

>> No.14411230

what a load of bullshit. She'd be so much better if she was an ara ara full bodied vampire than some dumb loli

>> No.14411237

Maybe all the little rabbit needs are some baby injections from Ragna.

>> No.14411294
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Fine, then you should be careful that this Fairy doesn't kick your ass.

Because she can and will.

>> No.14411297

Quiet thread? Lets play a game. So we've sometimes imagined characters from things we've watched or played as a monster girl that would suit them but what if they were transformed into something completely at random?


Think of your top 3 characters from video games/anime/manga/your preferred medium and roll a race for each one. How fitting or unfitting is it and how mad would they be?

>> No.14411343

>Duo get's turned into a mummy

Laid back mummy with best gundam? I'll take it!

>> No.14411353

Excellent taste.
Duo is best wing.
I'm more a fan of Zeta or Unicorn myself.
00 Season 1 is good too.

>> No.14411359
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Roulette is how you make slow shit speed up.

Though it doesn't really work on /jp/ so I guess not.

>> No.14411386

>Fate Testarossa gets turned into a Dark Priest
If it's StrikerS Fate there goes my dick
>Tharja gets transformed into a Cheshire
Either Tharja becomes super smug or that's the world's most gloomy Cheshire. She better have black fur.
>Takaya Noriko becomes a standard Succubus
Plain but probably for the best, Noriko's pretty perfect as it is without completely changing her body.

Tharja's probably the only one that wouldn't be mad as hell. Annoyed sure but She's the type to want to do research on it, a Lich would have been more fitting for her.

>> No.14411387

I really wanted him and Noin to get together in that arc but she turned him down.

I was heart broken.

>> No.14411392

To be fair, she was already the childhood friend of someone else.
Zecks is really bad at politics.

>> No.14411398

So sad. I never liked him anyways.

>> No.14411409

He isn't the worst char by far.

And by continuing the wing theme.

>Trieze Dwarf
Let the napoleon jokes fly.

>Cupid Zechs
Not my first pick for the lightning count but it works.

>Doppelganger Heero
That actually would be a big boost to him.

>> No.14411417

Of course not, that would be Quatra.

>> No.14411423

Quatre is an alp.

>> No.14411427

I fucking knew it, that's why he was such a pussy, dear god it all makes so much fucking sense!

>> No.14411430

I guess that makes Trowa a mantis or soldier beetle

>> No.14411432

Trowa is a konouichi
Wu Fei is shit

>> No.14411439

>Tifa Lockheart as a Wurm.
So now I've got a somewhat snarky Wurm with fists of steel and a massive rack. Nice.

>Mistral as a Succubus
>Multi-armed, delicious brown french Succubus
And there goes my boner, rocketing into the ceiling.

>Tali'zorah as an Arachne
I'm so fucked. A cute nerdy Arachne engineer with a russian accent and a perchant for skintight clothing? I wouldn't be able to resist her.

>> No.14411440

Kunouichi Trowa sounds super sexy.

Wu Fei's gundam was pretty cool though, too bad about the fixation on his dead wife.

>> No.14411482

>Mistral as a Succubus
>Multi-armed, delicious brown french Succubus
Sweet baby jesus I need this so badly

>> No.14411505

>Tali'zorah as an Arachne
God dammit! How is it that whenever I think tali can't get any cuter, someone always does. Tali is such a cutie.

>> No.14411528

>Shaak Ti the Elf
Interesting markings, though it would probably work better on a Twi'lek

>Usagi Tsukino the Arachne
"I am a spider. I can climb. I am a spider. I can climb".

>Millia Rage the Holstaur
As if she attention she gets already wasn't bad enough...


>> No.14411529

New girl yet?

Also, what would a centaur do if a man lifted her onto his back in some weird reverse riding scenario?

>> No.14411537

Knowing my luck it'll be something stupid.

>> No.14411540

>Rise (Persona) the Harpy
>Katsuragi (Senran Kagura) the Amazoness
>Celestia (Danganronpa) the Dark Elf

>> No.14411541

>Shaak Ti
That's some, uh, spectacular taste my friend

>> No.14411545

[Scoffing Intensifies]

>> No.14411551

Excuse me?

>> No.14411553

>Celestia (Danganronpa) the Dark Elf
Personality wise this fits perfectly but she should always be pale.

Katsuragi as an Amazon would be nice though.

>> No.14411564

Sometimes I remember that a former football player/in-training pro wrestler and a canadian voice actor are having a Chie/Naoto Waifu War and another canadian is just holding up his Rise banner in the distance.

>> No.14411567

You heard me

>> No.14411571

Okay I'm pretty sure the Rise Canadian is Pat (who has the best taste objectively when it comes to Persona girls), but who are the other two?

>> No.14411573

Brennan Williams and Takahata101.

>> No.14411576

Well their tastes are wrong.

Naoto and Chie are still cute though.

>> No.14411581

Chie's the best girl though.

>> No.14411585

Anon you wanna do this? Cause I ain't backing down from Rise.

>> No.14411587

Not the Anon but you misspelt Naoto, my friend

>> No.14411598

Not asking you to. I'm just stating where I stand, and it's with the short haired tomboy with spats.
I admit to having a type, and your opinion is perfectly valid. I don't want to kick off a waifu war here. That's not until sunday.
Naoto's good, but she's not on Chie's level for me.

>> No.14411600
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>Sheik gets turned into a Lich
>Palutena becomes a Cheshire
Really the only bit of media I interacted with is Smash 4.

>> No.14411606

>Palutena becomes a Cheshire
Wasn't this pretty much already canon? Minus the lewdness of course. Depending on your point of view.

>> No.14411608

To each their own. We Nato and Chie fans never fight anyhow

>> No.14411610
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Never played KI:U or any Kid Icarus game for that matter, so I'm not exactly sure.
I like her lewds though.

>> No.14411613

>Boob Goddess v. Vanilla Ending Goddess

>> No.14411623

Where's the ass goddess?

>> No.14411625
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Zelda has had some big knockers before though.

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>> No.14411632

>That one doujin where Palutena drags Samus into having sex with Pit.
That cemented her as lewd as fuck in my mind.

>> No.14411636

I want to see Mono draw Wights based on other monstergirl species.

>> No.14411640


This convinced me Medusa was lewd as fuck and full of feels

>> No.14411641

By time Brawl rolled around, there already was some Pit x Samus porn since their respective series were created by the same dude.

>> No.14411646

>tfw no follow-up showing lewd activities between human Pit and Medusa

>> No.14411647

>An old enemy of yours
>A Pale Anon, astride a Wight Wurm


>An old enemy of yours
>A pale Orc, astride a Wight Wurm

>> No.14411650

Fumio, is that right?

>> No.14411652

More dragon butt

>> No.14411656

>A pale Orc, astride a Wight Wurm
Two Wightfus free with no charge? Shame that one of them is a cold potato though.
Who else draws nipples that puffy?

>> No.14411659

Get the fuck out, nobody cares about Magma-Tits.

>> No.14411662

10/10, would ravage.

>> No.14411667

I want to spank that dragon butt.
Rude, she's pretty hot.

>> No.14411668

is there a place to count how many entries mge has total now?

>> No.14411673

Cu Sith was 178 and we haven't had another one since then.

>> No.14411680

Isnt that really out of date? Like it has no monsters since a long time ago

>> No.14411704

I don't care about your puns, she's a shit dragon.

>> No.14411743

That's not very nice of you, cool off bud

>> No.14411752

Time to fist Charon.

>> No.14411757
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>Waifu bites you during sex while whispering 'I love you' over and over in her muffled voice

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>Yamame biting during sex
>Best 2hu arachnid or bug type

>> No.14411766
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Daily life with a kumiho.

>> No.14411767
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>Biting, scratching, and repeating "I love you" in the throes of sex

Literally perfect. Time to stroke her hair, tell her you love her too, and cum inside with all the loving force you can muster.

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Biting and scratching a best

>> No.14411776

>Biting and scratching.
Time for a divorce.

>> No.14411781

I don't care if I'm not being nice. A dragon without wings is not a dragon, and she's already basically Mary Sue bait.

>> No.14411785

I don't like pain.

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>> No.14411792
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Would you a vengeful abomination?

>> No.14411796


That's allot of art of her. But not a whole lot of story. When are you going to continue it?

>> No.14411802
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>Hellhound on top of you during sex
>Starts wagging her tail excitedly and breathing heavily
>Not being able to take it any more she starts nibbling your shoulder and neck, her hot breath tickling your skin
>Occasionally she draws a little blood but nothing too serious until she reaches climax
>Her entire body wraps around you and her teeth clamp down hard as if she were a Vampire
>After laying there in the afterglow for a short moment she realises what she's done and looks at you with worry in her eyes, only to smile with relief when you give her a head pat and tell her everything is fine

>> No.14411810 [DELETED] 

As long as she stops people

>> No.14411812

You're damn right I would that.

>> No.14411820

>A Hellhound will never AMSR you during sex.
God damn it, I want it so bad.

>> No.14411821


>> No.14411839

Dracula please

>> No.14411862
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>The village betrayed her
>When they sealed her away, two-hundred years ago she swore she'd reap her vengeance on your ancestor's line
>That his happiness would turn to ash, that his line would become nothing more than daughters, no sons
>It's your eighteenth birthday today
>What has been sealed must come undone
>She's on the loose, and she can smell you

>> No.14411877

How funny would it be if she awoke from her two hundred years of slumber, saw you, her mortal enemy's descendant and though "Oh no, he's cute."?

>> No.14411882

Probably, I'm lonely.

>> No.14411887

How terrible! All those little tentacle beasts crawling all over me and calling me daddy would shatter my heart!

>> No.14411889
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Hellhounds are so perfect. Every time I read and imagine scenarios involving them here, I always get a warm feeling spreading throughout my body.
They'd absolutely be my waifu monstergirl if I didn't love just one other type above all else.

>> No.14411894

A Wight waking up from two hundred years of slumber, dressing up like a Jomsviking or decking out in Albedo style with the full body armor.

Yells at her mortal enemy to come out and face her in glorious one-on-one combat, sees you walk out with your flip phone, thinks it's a joke.

Flushes red furiously when you tell her 'Hot damn, you got some thunder thighs on you, don't you?'

>> No.14411896


>> No.14411905

I've always thought of Hellhounds as my second favourite but whenever I really sit and think about it hard I'd prefer to spend my life with one than my favourite girl.

They're absolute perfection.

>> No.14411913

I'm a pleb because my top three are Shoggoth, Wight, and Kraken. Any of them would be a nice, quiet life but Hellhounds are the best dog variety until KC releases Cerberus, Fenrir or Fimbulvetr.

>> No.14411916

>That picture
>You'll never have two affectionate Hellhound daughterus.
>They'll never be kind and affectionate around you.
>They'll never grow up to become delinquents and have meetings with their friends in your garage.
>They'll never drop their tough girl personalities when you bring snacks in for them, to the confusion of their friends.
>Your waifu will never look at you with puppy dog eyes when they finally move out and tell you that she wants to have more kids.
Damn it.

I'm sure she'd eventually realize the best way to get back at her ancient enemy is to steal the heart, and virginity, of his descendant.

>> No.14411921

a few more Q&A translations today. This time focusing a bit on eggs and pregnancy

>Currently only Monstergirls will be born, but once Incubi can be born, may various half/biracial monsters be born? For example: If an Incubus with a Devil as mother marries a Weresheep, will the fathers Devil genes and the mothers Weresheep genes create a half, ect.

There's a possibility for this. However, they won't change shape or abilities right away. But an easygoing Devil that likes to sleep together or a Weresheep with the ideology of the radical faction might be born

>What will happen if the eggs of a grasshopper, or some other insect that lies its eggs underground, are buried right bellow an intoxication fruit

They'll turn into Monstergirls. Hurray

>Do oviparous monsters lay unfertilised eggs? If they do lay them, will they get angry of you eat one

They lay them. And they won't get angry if it's an unfertilised egg. By the way, the monsters in this encyclopedia will be pregnant for some time even if they lay eggs. So if there's a period where they are pregnant with rather big ones, then the eggs will be fertilized, if they are rather small and without a period of pregnancy, then the eggs can be easily told apart as unfertilised ones

>> No.14411924


>... Uhm, do Monstergirls get a [girls day (menses)] like human woman do? Seems like the girls around me get [a horrible stomach ache every time], so I think it would be nice for both sides if they can have children without that

While they get such a periodical day, there won't be any bleeding or pain. Rather than this they might get more sensitive (in the sexual sense).

(TL note: slight liberty on the question by replacing obscure reference)

>> No.14411931

Isn't it already know that monstergirls have their own variety if the period?

>> No.14411932

>Monstergirls can inherit the traits of other monstergirls through incubi with mothers of other species.
You know what this means right? Through careful breeding we can create the ultimate comfy monstergirl.

Also Monstergirl periods are infinitely better than human periods.

>> No.14411933

>This time focusing a bit on eggs and pregnancy
And none of them focus on watching the demon lord give birth? Well thank god for that.

And did KC just confirm Grasshopper girls? And underground eggs also makes Cicada girls a possibility, fuck.

>> No.14411934
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Oh yes. Steal his heart and virginity. Or just one.

>> No.14411945

>Your waifu will never look at you with puppy dog eyes when they finally move out and tell you that she wants to have more kids.
I don't think a Hellhound would wait until the first two move out, monster girls don't exactly believe in contraception. Then again it's a lot harder to knock one up than it is a human.

>> No.14411947

crossing a Pharaoh and Grapesnake that way would be interesting to see


>> No.14411956

Wait, does this mean purring pygmy jinkos can be made real?

>> No.14411960

>Banging a Cicada girl
>She starts making sounds like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlNDUnGNvfg

I'd rather have a Matango at that point.

>> No.14411961

>Wild Oni girl
>Has spent her entire life eating wild game and whatever fruits or vegetables could be found in the wilderness

>Enters into human civilization
>Discovers pizza
>Discovers garlic bread
>Discovers hot wings
>Discovers soup served in bread bowls

>> No.14411970
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>It's a full moon
>Hellhound waifu is in the mood to have more kids
>You can feel your pants getting tighter, look down at your coffee
>There's a fucking raging mushroom floating in it
>She replaced your creamer with Holstaurus milk
>Look up to see her, your daughterus are bound and gagged in chains forged in Hades itself, unable to thwart her
>Her pre is dripping and sizzling onto the floor
>A raging mushroom is in her mouth as she bites down
>A family friend finds you three days later
>You look like an emaciated skeleton, every last ounce of man-grit being shot into your waifu
>She even used a Lilith (tm) brand dildo to stipend the flow
>She's joyfully walking around the house with a cumflated belly, doing things as if nothing's wrong
>Both your daughterus are cuddling you for warmth
>Friend leans over, her black horn shining
"It's all Ogre now"

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I just picked up some stuff from the post office

now to cuddle with it

>> No.14411984


Echidna already give birth to random Monstergirl species. Occasionally they'll birth all new species. Maybe they can also birth random hybrids.

>Yeti + Lamia. Can hug you from every possible angle.
>Yeti + Ushi-Oni. The most aggressive cuddler known to man.
>Mucus Toad + Ogre. Oil wrestling.
>Goblin + Jingko. Shortstack tigers that attack in packs.

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>> No.14411988

Tell us how soft the mousepad is

Tell us how cuddleable your daki is

>> No.14411990

How big is your collection of Miia stuff now?

>> No.14411992

Those jinko goblins are going to get cuddled.

>> No.14411993

She'll never be real.

>> No.14411994
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I want her to birth Jötunn girls or Sabertooth Jinkos for maximum chuff

>> No.14411999
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What happens if you wait until the full moon with your hellhound waifu, to surprise her by consuming holst milk, humpty slime, wonderland tea and raging mushrooms all at once?

>> No.14412003

She sets a record for largest amount of semen ever put into a monster girls womb

>> No.14412007


>> No.14412008
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Due to the scarcity of men, would some young monster girls be pressured into bringing home a man so he could be shared?

>> No.14412010
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I have both the 4koma books, all the monmusu volumes, the special edition of volume 4 with that big picture of Miia in bed on it
I have all versions of the keychains
I have that phone stand with the little bio on it
I have the charm
i have the bookmark
I have the CD
I have that fan art book full of colored pages that has her on the front
I have 5 dakis
I have the mousepad now
And i have an order on amiami waiting to go through for all the merch they have that's being held up by a small pillow key chain thing or something

I really just want pic related to come out already, they where supposed to come out in December and i haven't even seen a painted version yet

>Tell us how soft the mousepad is

>Tell us how cuddleable your daki is

That's true, but i'll stop being real in a couple decades as well

>> No.14412018
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Then she's going to be reminded of the legend of Herakles and his twelve labors because I'm going to ram that pillar of flesh so far into her baby maker that she'll have no choice but to get pregnant to survive.

We're talking high-octane womb ransacking semen being shot into a highly fertile Hellhound snatch hatch with the force and velocity to travel through time like tachyoons and impregnate her mother before she even met her father.

Immaculate conception at its very core. Through dick: Unity.

>> No.14412022

You need to take a photo of all your Miia items together in a single shot at some point.

>> No.14412024
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It'd be really hard to get a wide enough shot to fit all the dakis and still see the smaller stuff

I took this awhile ago but it needs to be updated

>> No.14412033

She's real in his heart

>> No.14412036
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What Monster Girl would be Fillia-tier soft?

>> No.14412038

>They lay them. And they won't get angry if it's an unfertilised egg. By the way, the monsters in this encyclopedia will be pregnant for some time even if they lay eggs. So if there's a period where they are pregnant with rather big ones, then the eggs will be fertilized, if they are rather small and without a period of pregnancy, then the eggs can be easily told apart as unfertilised ones
That's exactly like my headcanon, thanks KC!

>> No.14412042

Troll, holst, baphomet, alps.

>> No.14412049

Jubjub, with a little help.

>> No.14412050
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>Wonderful 101
>Those TTGL figures

Nice tastes.

>> No.14412053
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Filia is bottom heavy, not a full-on fatty.

And in that regard Jubjubs and Titanias.

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>> No.14412056

How does one write a british accent without sounding like a faggot?

>> No.14412075
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Describe them as having an accent upon introduction, and write their dialogue as you always would. A few apostrophes or modifications in stand-out situations every once in a while won't hurt, but altering every line of dialogue to match a character's pronounciation is (usually) a bad, bad idea. Especially so if the character appears frequently.

You can trust the studious anubis.

>> No.14412076

I just wanna caress a Wurm's silky soft skin and invincible scales.

>> No.14412079
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Whatever you do, don't do it phonetically. Just sprinkle in some iconic lingo to remind the reader of the character's voice and structure the sentences to fit with said voice. You're also going to have to do a lot of research if you don't converse with Brits a lot, and even then you have a whole island's worth of regional dialects to choose from.

>> No.14412081

That's what I was thinking too, thanks anon. I can't get the idea of Wocks and Jubjubs having british accents out of my head.

>> No.14412087

>No big fluffy paws
Not fooling me, those ears are on a headband.

>> No.14412090

Yeah, I was planning on doing research too.

>> No.14412091

The most you can do is throw in some words and phrases now and again without overusing them and mention the character's accent when they're first introduced.

Just don't be that guy who goes full cockney for every British character. If it helps, think of a region and look up some youtube videos of how people from there talk.

>> No.14412096

Now that's a busty cadaver. Would help achieve Wighthood.

>> No.14412109
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It's just a temporary transmutation spell. It'll wear off when Houtengeki finally draws a MGE anubis.

>> No.14412112

Where do I find the regular edition of this image

>> No.14412120
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>tfw Houtengeki still doesn't do commissions
Draw cute lamias, ya fuck.

>> No.14412121

>It'll wear off when Houtengeki finally draws a MGE anubis.
So never. Damn shame too.

>> No.14412122
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>those tiny ass hands
>that inconsistency between the fur on each arm

>> No.14412129

>Have a bunch of finals due next week.
>Don't really want to do them.
>Literally blow dust off my tablet sitting abandoned all year
>Time to draw MGs!
>Can't get drivers to work, so can't draw anything.

I think the gods are trying to tell me something here.

>> No.14412133

Study and work. That's important.
When you get back, though, be sure to draw some Kunoichis.

>> No.14412134


>> No.14412136

How am I that obvious?

>> No.14412142

Because you always mention school as one of the reasons you aren't drawing at the moment.

>> No.14412145

Uh oh! Looks like you have been selected to take part in one of MGC's most popular gameshows. You will be put into an apartment with one randomly selected MG http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
and live with them for a whole week!
The monster isnt allowed to outright rape you but are allowed to use any means they deem necessary in order to seduce you! If you con survive the whole week without giving in you win the grand prize of 5 million dollars!
Can you make it? Do you even want to?

>> No.14412147
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Eliza is still the best.

>> No.14412149

>Cait Sith
Good fucking luck to her trying to seduce me.

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>> No.14412154

Ayyy, time for a nap.

>> No.14412157

I'm not into spending the rest of my life in a tree so I'm fine.

>On the last day she drops a ton of money to buy a defurring potion to look like a shortstack werecat for one last hailmary.

>> No.14412159

Should be simple.

>> No.14412160

This shit isn't fair, she'd win instantly.

>> No.14412162

Her wide squishy hips are marred by her lack of substantial bosoms, what a shame.

>> No.14412163
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Where are the Kikimora's when you need them.

You should draw more Kiki's.

>> No.14412164

Welp, yet another sign I should get back to work.

>> No.14412165

>Soldier Beetle
Doesn't seem all that bad. I'd subdue her with gentle skinship and feeding her fruit slices and honey.

>> No.14412166

I'm pretty sure I can resist.
I'll even shake her hand after I win and then slip her my address so she can come claim her "consolation prize" later.

>> No.14412168

This isn't what I was expecting at all. God help me resist dat ass.

>> No.14412170


easy squeezy lemon peezy.

>> No.14412173

Never was a dog person, so I'll be fine.

>> No.14412175


Fucking rigged!

>> No.14412177

You should really wear heavy wool socks and a nylon coat. Become a giant tesla coil. You'd probably get a bonus prize for making her break before you.

>> No.14412178

>They don't attack human men themselves. Not only that, even if a man is nearby, they just ignore him and sleep. However, they are most dangerous in this state, as an extremely large amount of demonic energy is released by them while sleeping, and it will shower the man. A man showered in their demonic energy will become fiercely aroused by the sight of them sound asleep, and rape them in their sleep. Even so, they won't wake up, experiencing sex as a dream.
Fucking artificial difficulty.

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>> No.14412180

>>On the last day she drops a ton of money to buy a defurring potion to look like a shortstack werecat for one last hailmary.
I appreciate her effort but I don't like shortstacks, I like tall MILFs

Poor girl, she'll be fine though right?

>> No.14412183

I found that particular image after one excursion into Furaffinity. Imagine it like the scene from The Shawshank Redemption where Andy crawls through 500 yards of shit to reach freedom.
Except instead of a cathartic, purifying rainstorm at the end of it, there's just a few old bottles of stale drinking water lying about, and when you open one of them, you discover that it's also full of liquid shit.

The moral of the story is, don't go looking for good anubis art on FA. Believe me, I have looked. And I have Seen Things.

(Unfortunately, the image you're asking about appeared to be an auctioned drawing. The full version is likely rotting away on some furry's hard drive, hidden away from the internet at large, all dusty and lonely.)

>> No.14412190

>giant ant
meh, Im good till the sweat thing triggers

>> No.14412192


She'll head out to a bar and drown her sorrows in alcohol, crying about how she did her best but still couldn't get a man.

>> No.14412193


That's not fair. That's not fair at all.

>> No.14412196

>tfw you will never pierce your Kobold daugtheru's nipples

>> No.14412197

I see you too look in the depths of hell for nice things, I feel for you.

Going through tumblr, hentaifoundry and FA can change a man but you occasionally find a gem hidden in the burning piles of shit.

>> No.14412201

Show turns into a week long cuddlefucking and pet play live broadcast on day one.

>> No.14412202

I jelly.

>> No.14412203

But she is not allowed to rape you! Think how awkward a person who has never had to hit on anyone would be at flirting
>H-hey, how you doin'?

>> No.14412204
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Miia mousepad has pinchable nipples


>> No.14412206

I want to make my Kikimora go wan-wan!

>> No.14412208
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Welp, I lose. All she has to do is show up naked saying "me want snoo-snoo" and all thoughts of a bachelor's life goes out the fucking window.

>> No.14412209

fucking casual

>> No.14412211

Why would you do that?

>> No.14412213

What if she goes CAW CAW?

>> No.14412217

Because it's sexy and then I can tie her leash to them and lead her around!

>> No.14412219

pictures now please

>> No.14412221

I like the idea of Miia asking me to wear a condom and then poking holes in it so i impregnate her still, and then telling me after i cum inside, so then i can tell her that i'll take responsibility and go completely bareback

>> No.14412222

>implying this is possible to win
>monsters have superhuman/supernatural levels of beauty and sex appeal
>implying any monster would have to do anything more than bat their eyes to win

>> No.14412229

That's nice too, but I prefer wan-wan.

>> No.14412233

what if she makes it so you can resist her hor the week? but still make you lust for her so she can then marry you afterwards

>> No.14412235

The human boys know, shut it down!

>> No.14412238

Jesus, now I do feel bad. I'll invite that poor defurred Cait Sith to my house. Let her rest, enjoy some snacks, like some Wonderland Cake baked with special Hathor Milk. Then I'll let her sleep on the couch, she's probably tired from that week of crazy antics.

>> No.14412240


>> No.14412245

Oh come on, that's just mean anon.
I'm already planning on strapping a few special electroshock toys to her until she's so pent up she won't be able to stop her hips from thrusting.

>> No.14412248

This is some next-level gold digging right there.

>> No.14412260

It seems more to me like she's implanting the thought of
>"Hey, 5 million would pretty much set you up for life if you didn't go crazy with it."
>"And then you wouldn't have to worry about work and spend all day fucking that cute Mindflayer girl as much as you wanted.

>> No.14412264

But she wouldn't need to make any modifications for that. It would just be easier to start a life filled with slippery tentacled love with 5 million in my pocket.

>> No.14412293

Oy boy! You know what happens to cumpumps who flap their mouths too much?

>> No.14412303

They get the ball gag? Please no, not the ball gag!

>> No.14412305

I may just survive this.

>> No.14412307

They get sent to the snuggle parlors?

>> No.14412313
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>"You really think I'm cute? No one's ever said that to me before."
>"Could you...say it again?"

>> No.14412314

I said "I think you need the boot."

>> No.14412316

You're cute as a button.

>> No.14412317
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>Cait and Cu Siths buying defurring potions
>TFW you will never cuddlefuck one

>> No.14412319

I blame this artist for most of my hardcore loli fetishes. God damn, nigga is fucked up right.

>> No.14412322

Yes, the ball gag. Yes, the snuggle parlor, where you'll be compensating Tanuki-kind for your inflammatory comments by comforting and servicing middle aged Tanuki businesswomen.

>> No.14412329
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True suffering. Someone needs to draw a defurred Cait Sith already and no that blue haired one that's not related to MGE doesn't count.

>> No.14412330

I blame Quicksilver

>> No.14412331

Please don't! You big dumb coons are just a bunch of meanies!

>> No.14412334

>"yes your very cute now can you wash my back please"

>> No.14412335


>> No.14412337

What kind of comforting and servicing?

>> No.14412338

That's not Valentine.

>> No.14412343


Let's see how long before she resorts to the tentacles.

>> No.14412349

Pouring drinks and looking attentive while they harp on about their businesses and /or office work while occasionally inappropriately touching your thighs under the table. Feeding the delicious confectioneries and telling them that the totally aren't going straight to their ass/thighs/tits. Serving as masseurs, surrogate dates and dakis for premium customers.

>> No.14412354

>big dumb coons
A couple of sharply dressed and very persuasive Ogres are on their way to collect you, please remain at your current location.

>> No.14412358

So what happens to the guy that that tells the tubby tanuki to go on a diet?

>> No.14412360
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>You're out touring the other woods on the outskirts of MGC
>Just before you decide to head home, a Nekomata hops out directly in your path
>You try to go around her but she keeps getting in the way
>She stares at you intently and says

What do you do Mr. Anon?

>> No.14412362

Awful. awful, awful! Just kill me now!

>> No.14412363

>defurred cait sith

i need this now

>> No.14412373

You can't make me! I'm out!

>> No.14412375

Well shit, I'd sign up for that, although I'm no good at giving massages.

>> No.14412379

she's getting the dropkick of shame!

>> No.14412381

He'll learn to know better than to say unnecessary things. In the mean time he'll be made to shut up by the offended party's perfectly modest and in no way big and plump ass on their face.

>> No.14412384

Attempt to pet.

>> No.14412387

Distract her with my trusty laser pointer, since I know better than to give her a bite to eat. That's a surefire way to get followed home.

>> No.14412388

>Short stacked Cait Sith trying to get you to bow down to her still
>She doesn't understand why you just want to sit her in your lap and make her mount the iron throne

>> No.14412391
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Ask her where all the cute wolfgirls are at.

>> No.14412397

It's not about skill, but attentiveness and showing a weary Tanuki a good time.

>> No.14412405

They can silence me, but they'll always be disgusting fatties, and they know it!

>> No.14412413

So I heard you guys like zombies.

>> No.14412422

Yeah, we do, along with horsepussy and futacore. How'd you know?

>> No.14412428

>pretending to be retarded

>> No.14412430

>Dark Elf

Those 5 million american greenbacks are my motivation. Now if she were blue then I'd lose for sure.

>> No.14412433

It's alright. I'm sure you'll face will make a very comfortable cushion for some cushy Tanuki butts.

>> No.14412434

I want a wurm to sign my cast

>> No.14412437

I hear they have a new-fangled word for saying things you don't really mean. Sarcasm, I hear they call it.

>> No.14412438

After a long day of work and getting abused by loudmouths, I would think they deserve a drink and a good tail brushing, along with someone to talk to who is supportive isn't all business.

>> No.14412448

>Mentioning futacore out of nowhere
The memes are real, Jack

>> No.14412450

Good boyim.

>> No.14412481

>Soft Tanuki obasan who wants you to 'comfort' her with a back massage and then a more... intimate one

>> No.14412505
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A Tanuki boss is a harsh mistress. Instead of just wanting you to come to her office for sex, she acutally expects you to do work!

>> No.14412508
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Reminder to praise her 24/7. She may be the sun goddess, but that doesn't mean nighttime isn't important to her too.

>> No.14412513 [SPOILER] 
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You anons are raped, she becomes pregnant, and then shows up at your houses a few days later to live with you.


Incorrect and same as above. ...

You get one more chance, what will you do Mr. Anon?

>> No.14412517
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Ammy is a cute goddess, but I'm a worshipper of Set, and she doesn't like it when her followers abandon her.

>> No.14412524
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g-give her a fish?

>> No.14412526
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>no Tanuki oneesan to film amateur vanilla porn and make massive dosh with

>> No.14412528
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>> No.14412538

I want an Onee-san that I can cuddle and complain about how in every fucking Pokemon game there's that one Fisherman trainer that has 6 Magikarp and Gamefreak thinks they're so fucking funny for including it in every game fucking hell

>> No.14412542

Is that that demon chick from Granblue?

>> No.14412557

>alright the scene is she comes from work, and you give her the cold shoulder
>she asks you why, and you tell her you think she spends too much time and work and that you feel you two need more alone time
>good good, now talk through your issues and have a heart-to-heart on your relationship
>the cuddling scene in bed is a tough one, you need to just cuddle her alright? no dicking
>take a POV shot of him petting her
>yeah, that's some good shit right there

>> No.14412558
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Best Onee-san will take care of that mean trainer for you!

>> No.14412561
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You get to go home without being raped.

Congratulations, you've survived another day in MGC. Well done.

>> No.14412563

Surviving MGC is hard. I'd just lock myself up in my room.

>> No.14412564
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>Best Onee-san

>> No.14412566

Depending on the game you find him in, and his level, he can be quite useful for grinding up weaker pokemon with no risk. It'll take time, but even a level 1 pokemon will be able to take down up to a level 30 (or whichever level is just before when they get Tackle or Flail) Magikarp with no risk. It might take some time, but it'll be quicker than trying to fight wilds of a safe level, usually.

>> No.14412571

>You will never be an office drone in a cramped cubicle and look over your cubicle wall, to see a bushy tail moving across the top, like a shark fin sticking out of the water. Attached to a short, aggressive little Tanuki.

>> No.14412577
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Lame wocks can't smack away six fish at once and still have limbs free to cuddle you!

>> No.14412588
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>> No.14412592

Buff Dragons are olev

>> No.14412596

Krakens can't fly, and are much more cumbersome than Jabberwocks.

>> No.14412597

I'll admit, I'm pretty aroused

>> No.14412604
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A kraken is much more suitable for fighting fish than a big smelly wock!

>> No.14412607
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Oh yeah? Well Krakens don't have wings, they can't envelope their otoutos in wing cocoons. How can they protect them from the outside world if they can't put them in a wing cocoon?

>Girl who spends time surrounded by fish
>Calling anyone smelly

>> No.14412619

There are a couple flying squid. Even if it's more of a glide.

>> No.14412620

Nah its falling with style

>> No.14412621
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>How can they protect them from the outside world
By holding him tight with their tentacles, duh.

>> No.14412625

>Implying I need to worry about stupid fish
I would never put myself in such a position, especially with such a great, protective Jabberwock. She could just fly me to safety.
At least Jabberwocks don't hunt and destroy Ships and threaten their sailors as a hobby.

>Japanese Flying Squid
Well I certainly learned something.

>> No.14412634
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What otouto wants to be held in clammy cold slimey tentacles as opposed to warm embracing wings and claws? Not me!

Besides, tentacles can't even cover optimum otouto surface area, where the wings can completely envelope the younger brother in a protective embrace.

>> No.14412638

Both Jabbering Wocks and Crack-dens are shit.

>> No.14412643

>Angry Sabbath imouto bitter that Onee-sans are stealing all the men

>> No.14412646
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>She could just fly me to safety
But what if that annoying guy with the six magikarps chases? You need someone to teach him a lesson so he doesn't fight you ever again, and there is no Onee-san better suited for this than a Kraken! Go back to Wonderland!

>> No.14412651

>Lonely Anon goes to Onee-sabbath in hopes of getting a nice older girl to make him feel better
>Both the Jabberwock and Kraken there set their sights on him
Rival Onee-sans who love their Otouto

>> No.14412652
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>not imoutos
You're all plebs

>> No.14412676

Looks like imoutos kill the thread yet again

This is why I need Onee-sans

>> No.14412695
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Kiseki-chan is doing her best to revive the thread!

>> No.14412699

>good for dicking
>good for anything

>> No.14412700

Jabberwocks and Kraken are good Onee-sans, but consider this.
Wights and Vampires.

>> No.14412703 [SPOILER] 
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You know what this thread needs?

>> No.14412705
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What's that? Lewd were-cat imoutos?

>> No.14412708

Cold old hags.

>> No.14412710

IHow about a monster girl childhood friend being adopted and become your onee-san?

>> No.14412712

>not good for sitting on your lap
>not good for snuggling closely
>not good for giving piggybacks to
>not good for giving their onii-san a tender wake up kiss

>> No.14412723

this sounds like the plot to an eromanga
so yes

>> No.14412727

Thanks, Doc.

>> No.14412730

Almost as bad as NTR

>> No.14412757

They sound alright, but consider this:
A golem designed to be a protector but develops big-sister qualities over time.

>> No.14412760

Are we talking overprotective big-sister qualities?
This is important

>> No.14412763
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Would you put your pinky into Pinky's pinky?

>> No.14412768

>no cute were-cat imouto who sits in your lap and purrs when you tenderly pet her
why live

>> No.14412769

Is her inventor a bishie who has an anime sickness that makes him weak and prone to fainting?

>> No.14412779

I wanna build a nice Onee-san Golem who'll protect me, keep me from making terrible decisions, and love me

Golems are nice and underrated, KC has to redesign them one day

>> No.14412780

You bet she goes overprotective big-sister.
She'll eject any strange women from the house with extreme prejudice.

>> No.14412782
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>not having a harem that includes at least one onee-san and one imouto

>> No.14412786
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>> No.14412789


>> No.14412798

I thought that wall was a person before opening the image.

>> No.14412822 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.14412830
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can you at least say please jeez vampires I tell ya rude as hell

>> No.14412846

>Implying I have friends
>Implying anyone would give a fuck if I suddenly disappear


>> No.14412847
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It's ok anon, if you don't do it I will

>> No.14412856

Why are Vampire always so thirsty.
Dumpire is no longer pure, even does it in broad daylight.

>> No.14412862

It's not that I or that other anon would necessarily not do it, it's just that we would appreciate some semblance of politeness.
I mean really, is it so hard to say "please"? I would oblige her if she asked nicely.

>> No.14412865

So i'm confused are Sen and Rin the same person, and if so, does this mean that Kuromine marries Van Helsing from Japan?

>> No.14412869
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It's in their nature.

>> No.14412870

>Knowing that one day, anon will stop being a whiny baby
>it fills you with determination

>> No.14412871

Thanks Doc

>> No.14412872

Guys, I can't stop dreaming that same dream with the monoeye and Frankie Valli. I'm fucking scared.

>> No.14412878

>A Vampire will never sneak into your room during the full moon, pin you down, and drink your blood while riding you.

>> No.14412881

Don't you have some Steven Universe to be watching?

>> No.14412882
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>> No.14412885
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Chuuni vampire sneaks into your room at night.

>Who're you?
>I'm Peter Pan. Care for a midnight ride?
>But I'm hardly dressed for the occasion!
>That's quite alright, we only have the moon to watch us.

"Haa... I'm sorry... I can't hold it back. I've raped you with my eyes ever since I first saw you. I had to make you mine."

"I know this hurts you, but I can feel you throbbing inside of me! Give it to me, give me you warmth!"

"I love you, I love you, I love you! *bite* I promise not to be greedy <3~"

>> No.14412887

Chuuni a shit though

>> No.14412889

No, you a shit.

>> No.14412891

Chuuni Vampires who want men far lower on the social ladder than them are cute.

>> No.14412893

No, chuuni a shit.

>> No.14412897

A chunni Vampire who wants to get me out of my shell and go on adventures with her sounds wonderful!

>> No.14412902

You can do better than that.

>> No.14412908
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Anyone remember that one gif of a Vampire materializing its body from under a black sheet? Imagine if you were younger, and some buxom baby crazy CC Vampire appeared by materializing under your blankets.
Shit makes me hard.

>> No.14412911

>She turns into bat form
>Goes "Uu~! Uu~!" trying to intimidate you

>> No.14412919
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>Uu~! Uu~!

>> No.14412922
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There is nothing in this world greater than a lolipire.

>> No.14412924

I'm imagining it being that rich vampire girl your age instead.
Imagine if that's how you first met her and she became your childhood friend.
And then, one night after you've both hit puberty and she filled out until she looked like your pic, she did it again and took your first time on the full moon while giving you her first.

>> No.14412932

I want to give Remi a big ol' booty.

>> No.14412937

As far as 2hus go, she's clealy the best.

>> No.14412945

>Hide under your covers, thinking the bogeywoman's gonna get you
>Feel something tug you under the covers
>Look underneath
>It's the CC Vampire Countess
>Get snu-snu'd

>> No.14412951


Scum of fiction or the scummiest fictional race?

>> No.14412952
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What monstergirls would be Youmu-tier soft?

>> No.14412955


>> No.14412958
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Even softer.
In fact the softest.

>> No.14412959


>> No.14412964
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Remilia is child bearing tier.


>> No.14412995

Now I'm reminded of that one incest hmanga where a kids onee-san goes crazy for his mighty rod, and forcibly blows him before moving onto vaginal. She becomes slightly yandere after that though, and tag-teams with the dudes Childhood Friend in the chapter after that.
Sucks that I can't find it on the Panda at all though.

>> No.14413011

It's Boku to Ane or something like that. I can't find it anywhere but I know exactly what you're talking about.

That one scene in the bathroom where he rubs his rock hard erection and nearly penetrates

>> No.14413028


Nevermind. I'm God at remembering stupid shit like this.

>> No.14413033

Oh yeah, he's basically thigh-fucking her in that scene.
Bless you.

>> No.14413042

Alrighty then, luckily it's still on Sadpanda.
Now THIS scene is what comes to mind when a Vampire materializes under your bed sheets.

>> No.14413089

Oh god, I don't think my dick can handle this.

>> No.14413097

Still the greatest love story ever told

>> No.14413106
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Name: Youko
Species: Kyuubi (Nine tails)
A fox-like extraspecies. The Kyuubi are a rare species, and are said to be the strongest kind of fox spirit. "It seems her past is shrouded in mystery!"

Life got in the way for a few days, but I've done the last two girls. Seems like they only did Sylphs and Undines for the elemental spirits just yet, so we'll have to wait on salamanders and gnomes.

>> No.14413116

I don't know how to feel about her schnozz.

>> No.14413119
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Name: Veya
Species: Werecat
A cat-like extraspecies. They are more or less carnivores and hunting is their forte. "I'll go prepare some foxtails for her!"

Foxtails refers to a kind of grass that people use as cats toys. They even just make plastic toys modeled after it. Here's the pastebin updated to the last if anyone wanted to see it. http://pastebin.com/Zhdp1c2V

>> No.14413124

I legit dunno how to come up with a story idea that hasn't been done ten thousand times before

>> No.14413128

Don't see post apocalyptic or space monstergirls done a whole heap.

>> No.14413141

very cute

>> No.14413142
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>Still no P'orc.
Although, with the way crabman draws them, maybe that's not such a bad thing.

>> No.14413145

I disagree

Lol abrasive wyvern

>> No.14413149

Think of something simple and put your own personal twist on it.

>> No.14413152

If you could slap one monster girl as hard as you possibly could, which one would you slap?

>> No.14413155

Disregarding the furshit, Amazoness.

>> No.14413157

I'd slap a p'orc right on her big jiggly butt!

>> No.14413158

Buttslapped? Kakuen, for sure

>> No.14413162

Don't tenderize the p'orc!

>> No.14413163

That's mean.

>> No.14413166

An Alp, right across the titties.

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Getting ready ot wrote, do I contine Free Company or Expand BLood Moon like I planned earlier this week?

>> No.14413173

A Holstaur.

>> No.14413175

Dark Elf. In a heartbeat.

>> No.14413177

I got this. Though if you fail, do you at least get the girl as a consolation prize?

>> No.14413178
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Are you drunk, and did you really need to post that picture?

>> No.14413180
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MGC Beach, busy all year round, summer vixens, winter Yeti's, you'll never find a more lewd hive of scantily clad and lustful villainy.

>> No.14413183

This really depends. Can I bring personal items with me?

>> No.14413184

I hate the beach.

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There's some extra profiles on main site, mostly girls we've already seen with a few extra lines, but also some new ones that aren't on the twitter including a dragon, a Fenrir (blue wolf girl) and an Ultros (I don't know what the fuck is going on with her). I'll translate them when I can and see if I can get a friend to typeset them for me. Here's the Ultros girl, for the record. Her name is Ruth, it seems.

>> No.14413193

I just feledted it. AND duh, I only wrihgrtdrunk. All that's meft is some sake and I have to wamr it with my vody, It's called something-kan., Not hinata-kan htough, that's sunkifht.

>> No.14413196

Take a nap dude.

>> No.14413198

The last time I thought of something post apocalyptic was a Girtablilu who in traditional Mad Max fashion lost her stinger and used a pneumatic harpoon and winch to replace it.

>> No.14413201

I aasume it;s ca;;ed Dou-kan. Since dou i body.

>> No.14413203

Mate go to sleep.

>> No.14413205

Well, that's one way to make a chimera.

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>> No.14413208

Sliber, go to bed. You're drunk.

>> No.14413209

Is ;ate. there is olt writing and sleep now. Can't s;eep though cause tom,orrow O'm going tool shiooping.

>> No.14413212

Too cheesy.

>> No.14413213

You are gonna get slapped back. With extreme prejudice.

>> No.14413214

You'nb me corth brother.

>> No.14413217
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>Giant Slug
Cool, free 5 million dollars.

>> No.14413219

Oh boy, you're definitely going to feel like a total retard by morning.

>> No.14413221

>Tfw you actually somewhat understood this
Being the designated driver has its perks

>> No.14413222

S the point


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