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Wife slime, best slime.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14473051

>old thread still alive
Anyone have some rope I can borrow?

>> No.14473059

>>14473051
Thread got killed off by posting this one it seems, so it should even out in the end.

>> No.14473060

>>14473051
It's not a big deal, calm down.

>> No.14473061
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TIME FOR WACKY RACES!

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>>14473051
Look, you can bully alps as much as you want, but don't blame them for fucking threads up. They never do that. Kikimoras on the other hand...

>> No.14473064

>>14473063
Whack it with a rubber duck!

>> No.14473067

>>14473063
I was implying I would kill myself because I made this thread and it didn't kill the old one. Get your alps out of my fucking thread.

>> No.14473068

>>14473063
I want to give a chocolate colored alp headpats.

>> No.14473070

Can threads be deleted by the OP now?

Because FINALLY, GOD DAMN.

>> No.14473074

Threads have been getting mercy killed lately.
On the one hand it's nice to not have to go 1K posts without any images, but on the other hand I like waking up and being able to read the archived posts.

>> No.14473075
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Underboob?

>> No.14473078
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14473078

>a giant ghost will never rape you

Why live?

>> No.14473083

>>14473078
>She will never seduce you with the voice of your anime waifu

>> No.14473084

>>14473075
What is she?

>> No.14473087

>>14473084
Some sort of shoggoth/dark priest hybrid.

>> No.14473090 [SPOILER] 
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14473090

Have you praised best ladies today?

>> No.14473091 [SPOILER] 
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>"Why hasn't that boy called me back yet, I gave him my number..."

>> No.14473096
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14473096

We talk about all sorts of fake relationships here, so how about a round of Fuck, Friend, and Marry? I'm curious to see how some anon's tastes break down.
>Fuck: Just you and her for a weekend of no-strings-attached sex. You can do whatever you want with her and are provided whatever you need to fuck her until neither of you can stand.
>Friend: The monster that you're bros with or close to. You care about each other, but the relationship is platonic. Maybe you were intimate in the past, but nothing came of it. Or maybe you still are if your wife is into that sort of thing.
>Marry: Put a ring on her finger, buy a house, have some kids, the whole nine yards. The monster that you want to spend your life with.

So I'd say fuck a Holst (they're sweet girls and good waifus, but I mainly like them because I have a massive fetish for breasts), friend an Anubis (I do well with people who are organized and could help her to loosen up), and marry a wyvern (perfect balance of lewd, loyal, and strong, both physically and mentally).

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>>14473091
>meanwhile

>> No.14473102

>>14473096
Fuck a Holst
Friend a Gazer
Marry a Kiki

>> No.14473103

>>14473096
Okay.
Fuck: a snobby, virgin Elf. I capture her and deflower her, then sell her to non-sexual servitude.
Friend: tomboy Werewolf. We go jogging and lifting together.
Marry: Dragon with bad habits in the bath. We make babies.

>> No.14473105

>>14473096
Befriend the Holstaur, fuck the Holstaur, marry the Holstaur.

>> No.14473106
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>>14473091
Amazonian Jinko!

Human Boys now!

>> No.14473109
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>>14473106
Sorry Rengo. Jungle Sheep came and took them all.

>> No.14473111

Stop using up all these images! This is totally koyaanisqatsi over here!

>> No.14473113
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>>14473109
Amazonian Weresheep!

Human Boys now!

>> No.14473114

>>14473096
Fuck a March Hare
Befriend a P'orc
Marry an Inari

>> No.14473115

How would a monster girl version of The Beguiled go?

>> No.14473117
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14473117

I want to befriend a downtrodden monster, so that she can believe in herself again.

>> No.14473118

>>14473096
>Fuck
I'd go with a Kakuen. Fat ass, perverted attitude, and a sex drive that would make a succubus blush. That's a winning combo.

>Friend
A Lilim. Just straight bro it up with a Lilim, she'd be the best wingman. Maybe fuck a bit on the side. Probably not though.

>Marry
It's more an ornamental collar than a ring, but Hellhound. Because Hellhounds are love.

>> No.14473120

>>14473117
Solaire would get Beelzebutt eggs in his butt!

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>>14473117
So...Priscilla?

>> No.14473127

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please consider paying a visit to the home of needy imotous to pick up a jinko cub or oni child in need of a good family and big brother.

Too many girls are found orphaned or abandonded and they need a good, loving home to go back too.
Please stop by today so that you can ensure that a lovely girl can get head pats every day!

>Marriage not required but a warm home is.

9k words gone again.
3k on another attempt started.

lets see how long it lasts.

>> No.14473128

>>14473120

I lucked out and did the Fair Lady's covenant because I wanted to help her. I unknowingly saved him my first game, and every time since then.

>>14473126

That land is not peaceful and its inhabitants not kind.

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>>14473127
But I already adopted from the Oppai Orphanage.

>> No.14473135

>>14473130
We have a number of young holsts and hob goblins to choose from if that is your preference.

They all are hug hungry and want an older brother to read them bed time stories while they hug a teddy bear.

>> No.14473139

>>14473130
>Tits practically hanging down to her crotch
Disgusting.

>> No.14473142

>>14473117
Japan seems to love that stuff recently. TeachingFeeling hit something like 2nd place in all time sales on dlsite, and it's basically a tender waifu healing simulator.

>> No.14473145

>>14473139
It's ok anon, she just overdosed a little on the mega holst milk to make sure she got adopted, because everyone knows good onii-chans love big boobies. They'll shrink a little soon.

>> No.14473149

>>14473117
>You'll never find a brokenhearted dragon who was manipulated by some jackass to steal all her treasure and left to die in a ditch.
>You'll never nurse her back to health and offer to help her earn a new hoard.
>She'll never join you as an adventuring companion, forming a close bond with you.
>She'll never eventually earn enough from adventuring to rebuild her once magnificent hoard.
>You'll never part ways afterwards.
>She'll never wait until the wedding day of the jackass who manipulated her to crash the party and lay waste to the castle he bought with her old hoard.
>She'll never leave him alive but penniless as her revenge.
>She'll never track you down and take you to her lair.
>She'll never thank you for picking her up when she was down and helping her make her hoard even more spectacular than before.
>She'll never mention she just needed one more treasure to make it perfect.
>What that treasure is will never become incredibly clear when she gently removes your clothes and then starts stripping on top of you.
>You'll never fuck her on a comfortable bed that she stole from the jackass's castle specifically to fuck you on.
>You'll never live the rest of your lives together happily.
Damn.

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>> No.14473155

>>14473150
HELLO.

>> No.14473158

>>14473127
Is there a limit to the number of imoutos I can adopt?

>> No.14473161

>>14473158
We tend to limit it to one or two although more can be allowed if you are able to support them.

>> No.14473163

You are Anon. You enrolled in this formerly all girls school in MGC, mostly because it's the closest to your house, you lazy fuck. You are a freshman and today is the first day of school. On the school gates, you are confronted by the Anubis student council president. She recruits you (against your will) then and there on the spot as the Vice President. You also met the Wight secretary and the Baphomet treasurer. You also have a Succubus for an adviser. Your day-to-day duties include dealing with a Lizardgirl judo captain, a Valkyrie morals committee head, an Oomukade from the newspaper club and even the Shoggoth maid of the secretary. At home, you have a human imouto but you're fairly certain she'll be mamono'd one way or another. And everyone of them wants your dick.

How be?

>> No.14473170

>>14473163
I'll be fine. Gonna date that baphomet.

>> No.14473171

>>14473163
Ask out the Alp who runs the Paranormal Studies Club.

>> No.14473172

>>14473163
Never go to meetings because I ain't being vice-president of anything.

Later I'll campaign against her in the elections just to spite her.

>> No.14473175

>>14473163
Go full recluse and focus on my studies. Just like always.

>> No.14473176
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>>14473163
Make the Anubis my girlfriend, obviously. Then we can rule the school together and fulfill her dream of presiding over her own kingdom. I stay on good terms with the Wight, ignore the Bapho, and ask to become the Lizardgirl's sparring partner/apprentice.

>> No.14473178

>>14473171
>Alp running the paranormal club
>Not an undead

It's a trap anon. A trap laid by a reverse trap.

>> No.14473179

>>14473170
But Anon, she's really smart with an IQ of 180, fluent in 5 different languages and a returning student from a foreign kingdom. How do you impress her?

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14473180

Your Maid has arrived.

>> No.14473186

>>14473179
Treating her like an adult.

>> No.14473187

>>14473178
But she told me there's something super-strange in the basement and she even got the principal to give her a key to the door down there!

>> No.14473192

>>14473163
I'll take the newspaper club's 'mukade by the hand and I'll her that she's the hottest scoop around!

>> No.14473193

>>14473187
You oughta go in there and protect her so she doesn't do anything stupid. And take this flashlight w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶t̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ with you so you can see stuff down there! I'll be sure to watch the door. I won't lock it, I swear.

>> No.14473194
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>>14473163
>Mamono Student council rules
>Rule #1
>There will be no raping during class hours.

>> No.14473195

>>14473186
She just creamed herself

>> No.14473198

>>14473193
Wait, who are you? Are you in the Paranormal Studies Club too?

>> No.14473201
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>>14473194
Then could somebody please do something about that delinquent Dullaham in Class C-3? She makes it very hard to focus on the lessons.

>> No.14473203

>>14473198
People who want to collect everthing.

>> No.14473205

>>14473201
The guy is holding her so gently, he's obviously consenting.

>> No.14473208

>>14473198
Absolutely not. I totally wouldn't do a solid for my monster buddies in exchange for favors later, no sir.

>> No.14473211

>>14473208
Well, if you say so. Here, hold my cellphone, I don't want to risk damaging it while I'm down there.

>> No.14473213

>>14473150
God he draws Strength the BEST.

>> No.14473224

>>14473163
>>14473176
Anubis a Best. Agreed whole heartedly.

>> No.14473225

>>14473096
Fuck a Manticore
Friend a Kakuen
Marry an Anubis

>> No.14473226

Talking about going to school in MGC? Well what are the teachers like? Is the gym teacher a hard-ass Oni or a playful tomboy Werewolf?
Is there a hippie Art Fairy art teacher?

>> No.14473231

>>14473226
>MG art class
What would the policy about nude models be? Would the school allow it, or would the human students' parents be in an uproar?

>> No.14473234

>>14473231
Nothing wrong with painting nudes, it's not art if there's no nude ladies in it. Sergeant Colon said so.

>> No.14473236
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>>14473194

>> No.14473239

>>14473180
Could've sworn I ordered the smaller model. She'd going to have trouble moving in my house.

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>>14473163
I always thought Hata would be a Tanuki.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIoHDj7fcg8

>> No.14473241

>>14473226
Most of the teacher would be the more bookish girls. A Lich would be the chemistry teacher and a Crow Tengu would either teach history or language classes.

>>14473231
It's art anon, it's not like they're naked for no reason.

>> No.14473256

>>14473231
Everybody is naked in art class, regardless if you're a model or not

>> No.14473258

>>14473256
If you pop a boner, the teacher paints your peepee pink!

>> No.14473260

>>14473226
Hard-ass Oni who's determined to make her students SWOLE.

>> No.14473261
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>>14473241
Pic related.

Actually, I'm surprised how very rare it is to see Vanadis stuff on here despite all their MG VNs.

>> No.14473263

>>14473258
And I'm sure she uses flavored body paint too. You can imagine what happens after class.

>> No.14473265
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>>14473241
The teachers better just watch what kind of poses they're letting those kids do. It's an art class, not Introductory Exhibitionism.

>> No.14473270

>>14473240
Hmm you're right, tanuki suits her better.

>>14473236
I think Aria fits better with a classier mon like a wight.

>> No.14473273

>>14473261
Probably due to no translations and weird fetishes.

>>14473265
>It's an art class, not Introductory Exhibitionism.
I need an image of a little chupacabra saying "?porque no los dos?"

>> No.14473275

>>14473261
Translations never, anon my dear.

>> No.14473286

>>14473273
>weird fetishes.

That's what gets me. I see more MGQ stuff on here, and they've literally got slug/worm abominations with vaginas the size of car doors. No idea how shit that awful gets so popular.

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>>14473194
>"Who needs class rape when you have class memes?"

>> No.14473294
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>>14473194
Monsterified!

>> No.14473297

>>14473291
I put up with a lot of shit for liking smugcat, and even I'd have to slap her for that shit.

>> No.14473300

>>14473286
MGQ is translated. Vanadis VNs are not.

>> No.14473305

>>14473294
That's cute, anon.

>> No.14473306

>>14473294
6/10 it's nice.

>> No.14473307

>>14473291
Oh wow, Isn't this that stupid fucking OC from 4+4chan's /monster/?

>> No.14473311

>>14473307
I thought they had that ugly orange thing. But seriously, why is every OC Cheshire so goddamn awful?

>> No.14473315

>>14473307
Yeah unfortunately, it was in some dragon bully quest thing.
What a cancerpit

>> No.14473318

>>14473175
After one year of dodging all the pussy flying your way, you are now in your second year. Your sister is starting now as a freshman. She actually got mamono'd into a Cheshire, can't say you're surprised. She made her first friend, a Salamander. I also forgot to mention that you met the treasurer's friend at the last episode of season 1, a Living Doll in the robotics club. During the 2nd year, you met with another school's student council president, a Sahuagin. Due to circumstances, that Sahuagin is now your relative and visits you and your sisters house often. It is now season 2 and all the girls still want your dick.

How be?

>> No.14473319

>>14473311
They're not known for their charming personalities. Unlike, say, Kikimora (also incidentally known for masturbating with the door unlocked and their hatred of roombas).

>> No.14473320

>>14473291
The only logical thing to do here is dick her until she stops having shit taste in jokes.

>> No.14473323

>>14473318
Talk about how I want something genuine.

>> No.14473327

>>14473318
Continue to be a full recluse and study.

>> No.14473330

>>14473318
They can't tempt me! I need to study and graduate! and remain pure for my unicorn childhood friend.

>> No.14473331

>>14473163
To be honest, I'd probably end up getting raped in a supply closet by the adviser.
I'd probably end up getting raped by just about all of them except my sister and the Baphomet.
I'm not into lolis, but we can still bro it up by the virtue of being the only sane ones.

>> No.14473332

>>14473323
But anon, they also want your love. The dick is just a bonus.

>> No.14473334

>>14473319
But they're less annoying tricksters and more "LEL MEMES SO FUNNY XD!" with a completely straight face. Honestly, they have some of the worst fans other then alpfags.

>> No.14473335

>>14473315
Oh yeah don't they also have that retarded Paladin quest thing too?

>> No.14473336

>>14473331
Your sister is a horndog who visits you at night to check out your boner and knows your penis so thoroughly, she knows which direction you tilt.

The baphomet is sane but she's completely tsundere for you.

>> No.14473337

>>14473294
Where is the middle girl's tail?

>> No.14473338

>>14473332
GENUINE.

>> No.14473339

>>14473334
What's wrong with liking Alps anyway?

>> No.14473342

>>14473339
It's the strutting gay thing that comes up when alps are discussed. I don't like it.

>> No.14473345

>>14473342
Well I don't like you, so there!

>> No.14473346

>>14473335
How retarded are we talking?

>> No.14473349

>>14473318
Still dating that Baphomet. Thinking it's time to get serious about the relationship.

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>>14473337
Oh right

>> No.14473355

>>14473318
I'm suddenly surrounded by a Dark Elf, a Black Dragon and an Apophis, all telling me I have an obligation to marry them due to a childhood marriage promise.
I'm in trouble, I am.

>> No.14473356

>>14473318
Confide in one of my guy friends about how all these girls are boring sluts and I wish they'd stop bothering me.

>> No.14473361

>>14473336
See, this is why it's a good idea to invest in locks for EVERYTHING.
Locks for my door, locks for my windows, locks for the steel bars on my windows, locks for the window blinds, ect.
When you live with a girl who could go monstergirl at any time, you don't skip on the paranoia budget.

>> No.14473363

I want a Dark Priest to try and convert me!
I want her to slowly look down as she's preaching!
I want her to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to try to continue her ramblings between the fits of laughter anyway!

>> No.14473372

>>14473346
From what I've heard the MC is a paladin of Ilias straight from MGQ and he is trying to survive in a high school full of monster girls who all want his dick like it's the holy grail.

And it got REALLY austistic fast, he basically became a god because everyone in the thread rolled natural 20's for their actions.

The 4+4channers got so spergy about it with their waifufagging that it's gone on for 13 threads now and about 1/4th of it is actually content.

It's so bad that the OP of the thread only updates like 6 out of the 450 posts, it's mostly arguing.

From what I've also heard the story isn't even over yet because the OP is apparently "Talented" but also a lazy piece of shit.

>> No.14473373

>>14473372
"Talented"
Eh?

>> No.14473378

>>14473373
Yeah "Talented" for 4+4chan and all that implies.

It's pure cancer.

>> No.14473384

>>14473372
>The 4+4channers got so spergy about it with their waifufagging

>Implying that's a 4+4chanthing

Same thing happens on /mgt/ CYOAs, or on Anonkun AlpQuest, or pretty much any voters-choose-waifu-wars type story of that nature. Equally retarded on all fronts, really.

>> No.14473385

>>14473378
Then why talk about it? Let's talk about an unpopular Cyclops who discovers a book of black magic and uses it to turn cute boys into her bitches!

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>>14473275
Damn shame, since there're some real cuties there.

>> No.14473388

>>14473355
Like a harem? Or pick one us style deal?

>> No.14473389

>>14473388
The latter is what they initially demand. But am I man enough for a harem, or will we get no resolution and then end up in limbo because S3 will never be?

>> No.14473394

>>14473331
The lizardgirl is a pure innocent being. She's very shy around you

>> No.14473398

>>14473389
Don't worry, Anon. You get to have lots of OVA's instead. 12 as of right now

>> No.14473400

>>14473384
>Implying that's a 4+4chanthing

Apologies didn't mean to imply that.

>>14473385
>Then why talk about it?

Because somebody asked about it? But yes I agree lets stop talking about it.

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Reminder to keep that cute reptilian next door warm in the winter months.

No clothes under a blanket yields the best results.

>> No.14473409

>>14473398
>12 OVA's
UMI DA!
Onsen!
Haunted house!
Christmas special!
Amusement park!
Valentine's Day hi-jinks!
Meet the parents!
School cultural festival!
Inter-school sporting event!
Camping inna woods!
Truth or Dare Special!
Wife-aptitude competition!

>> No.14473410

>>14473405
But that's a kuudere fish monster.

And it's all wet and slimy!

>> No.14473411

>>14473410
She'll still appreciate a nice warm body to curl up against, anon.

>> No.14473414

>>14473411
Oh all right, as long as it's just her and none of the hundreds of other sisters she has.

>> No.14473418

>>14473127
You should just push through and get something out, even if you aren't happy with it. I know from experience, if you keep trying for perfection you'll never get anywhere, and even if you do the end product often won't be noticeably better than the failures to anybody but you.

>> No.14473419

>>14473356
You got me mad now!

>> No.14473420

>>14473414
This man is right, somewhere there is a group of shivering kuu fish huddling together naked for warmth with nobody to help increase the temperature. They need a dozen men to keep them all warm and form harem groups. Or just one very very warm bodied man, but he must be almost burning to the touch.

>> No.14473421
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14473421

I tried to use Alp's impressive artwork to create something new and beautiful. Someone tell him to draw a Wurm posing as an R, an H and an exclamation mark, please.

>> No.14473423

>>14473127
I do the same. I started one story four times and in the end I never posted the shitty thing.

>> No.14473424

>>14473420
Oh jeez, now I feel bad.

Okay maybe 5 or so can squeeze in, but the bed is getting crowded...

>> No.14473425

>>14473421
Oh my god it's full of stars. Get to it Alpie.

>> No.14473426

>>14473163
I'll break all the flags mercilessly as soon as they appear, until I meet bestgirl who is student council president of a neighboring school. Then one of her cousins will marry one of my cousins and she'll decide this makes it her duty to be my onee-san. I eventually marry her. We keep the little sister as a pet.

What monster is womi?

>> No.14473427

>>14473421
>>14473425
We should just have him make the complete Wurmaphet so we can write things with Wurmagrams.

>> No.14473431

>>14473427
While we're at it he needs to draw a Wurm forming a 0 and a 1 so we can make Wurm Binary. Just imagine, a computer with its processes dictated by wurms!

>> No.14473432

>>14473410
Aren't fish still coldblooded?

>> No.14473433

>>14473384
> AlpQuest
Holy shit that's a thing?

>> No.14473436

>>14473433
It's 2 things and we're playing a third.

>> No.14473438

>>14473433
Anonkun has, like, three major MGE-based quests, I think? Maybe more if you include the smaller ones.

>> No.14473440

>>14473426
see
>>14473318
Sahuagin

>> No.14473443

>>14473438
I meant Alps in particular
>>14473436
What do you mean 'two thing's?'
How do you have a THIRD?

>> No.14473444

>>14473409
Nigga you forgot the beach episode

>> No.14473445

>>14473444
>UMI DA!
Right there, first one on the list.

>> No.14473446

>>14473444
>literally first thing
>UMI DA!
how does it feel to be an idiot?

>> No.14473448

>>14473443
I mean that there has been two CYOA stories that have been played and written to completion and now we're playing and the author is writing a third story.

>> No.14473454

>>14473448
> Google "Alp Quest"
HE'S NOT JOKING, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>> No.14473457

>>14473194
>when you can hear the whistle and drum
#weeblyfe

>> No.14473458

>>14473454
Well duh. It's popular enough to have two/three consecutive stories of it.

Warning to anyone curious: Also contains lots of yuri, yaoi, and shotacon (because author is fujoshi)

>> No.14473459

>>14473457
*dun dun*
*wheet wheet wheet*
Osai gakuen! *dun dun dun* *wheet wheet wheet*
> tfw no season 3
> tfw no resolution to romantic subplot
> tfw no more Hana

>> No.14473460

>>14473414
>>14473420
>stuck in a bedroom belonging to that cute sahuagin from down the street
>she didn't lock you in, you took the initiative since her sisters are practically leaning against the door in hopes for slimy seconds
>no seriously, the breathing outside isn't sneaky at all you twits
>the sahuagin stares at you under the covers, rolls onto her side and pulls the blanket open for your viewing pleasure
>she's rocking a damp half-buttoned pajama top that's doing little to hide her bare hips or the nipple poking out
>the tail swaying under the blanket is telling you more than her face is
>what the hell, it's almost christmas anyways
>jump in with no pants, you won't need them where you're going

and no one was surprised when anon caught a cold that week.

>> No.14473461

>>14473459
The dream is dead.

>> No.14473462
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14473462

>>14473454
We will mourn when the Fisher of Kings departs and the most we will be able to hope for is short greentexts from her, if even that. But for now it's a good time to like alps.

>> No.14473464

>>14473461
>>14473459
any minute now
;_;

>> No.14473465
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14473465

Okay, here's your zero.

>> No.14473472

>>14473462
Jesus, how can Alps inspire such dedication?
I'm... sickened, but curious. What's it like, being an Alp lover?

>> No.14473475

>>14473472
To quote one of the tags used in the second CYOA, "it's pretty gay"

>> No.14473476

>>14473472
Battle-worn Salamanders, lacking in humility
Manticores bragging 'bout their reach and flexibility
One girl holds every mind enthralled

No matter what tramp stamps you bear
No matter the pantsu you wear
You can suck like Vampire, cuddle with pedipalps, but you'll never be better than gay little Alps!

>> No.14473478

>>14473458
>yuri, yaoi, and shotacon
Huh. I knew there was a reason I never bothered to read that shit. I mean, asides from the whole alp thing.

>> No.14473479

>>14473462
>dark faggot masuta

>> No.14473483
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14473483

Ah~
So this is where you were hiding!

>> No.14473485

>>14473483
What do you want from me?

>> No.14473486

>>14473479
Come to think of it, "I'm already a demon" sounds kinda Chuuni, especially out of context.

>> No.14473488

>>14473465
What do you think a Wurm computer looks like?

>> No.14473491
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14473491

>>14473488

>> No.14473492

>Neck pain and I'm going orthopedics in ... the afternoon practice was recurrence ...

KC's in pretty bad shape these days

>> No.14473493

>>14473483
Oh, you found me.
Does this mean I lost? I've never played hide n seek before. What do we do now?

>> No.14473494

>>14473491
>The human goes "Aaaaiiieeeeeee!!"

>> No.14473497

>>14473476
I'm mad that you've made that song I like about alps
Good taste tho, MoS is mai waifu

>> No.14473498

>>14473492
His japanese overwork mode backfired I guess. Weekly releases were too good for us.

>> No.14473500
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14473500

>>14473485
>>14473493
STOP PLAYING DUMB AND FUCKING HUG ME ALREADY!

>> No.14473501

>>14473494
No, the human goes
>Ahhn~

Wait, it's guy. What's the onomatopoeia for grunting?

>> No.14473503

>>14473492
>KC will probably die from a cold in the next few years
Why are the Japanese so fucking weak? Is it all the overworking?

>> No.14473505

>>14473498
That and trying to do a full doujin in just over one month.

>> No.14473506

>>14473500
I don't want to!

>> No.14473509

>>14473500
No, I'm playing dumb until I get cuddle-raped.

Also, holy shit, she hugged that guy so hard he turned green.

>> No.14473512

>>14473506
With a title like "Serial Hugger" I don't think she cares about your feelings on the matter.

>> No.14473513
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14473513

>>14473491
>>14473494
>>14473501
The human goes "aarg". Are you happy now?

>> No.14473519

>>14473458
>transgender shit also has various gayshit in it
WHAT A SHOCKER
I guess one cancer lgbt shit attracts others? Who would have thought [sarcasm]

>> No.14473520
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14473520

>Dad remarries when you are young
>Gets hitched to an elf
>They eventually pop you out a half-sister
>Dote on her all the time
>Protect her from any bullies
>Help her with whatever she needs around the house
>She always hangs out with you at home
>At school she brags about her onii-chan to her friends
>She eventually starts high school as you're preparing to move out for college
>One day walk past her room
>Door is cracked open
>You hear heavy breathing & whimpering
>Peek through the crack and see your sister masturbating
>She's going to town with her fingers
>You feel yourself getting an awkward boner
>She reaches into her side table and pulls out a dildo
>Starts sucking it and teasing herself
>Okay, don't need to see anymore of this
>Go to close the door
>'Mmm... Onii-chan.~'
>Wait, what?
>Turn back as she starts to fuck herself with her toy
>'Harder, Onii-chan. Fuck me haarder!'
>You can't look away as your sister calls out for you while fucking herself senseless
>'Onii-chan, fill me up! I want your hot stuff inside me!'
>The fuck?!?
She squeezes her toy and thick white ooze spills out of her around it
>'AAAAAhhhhhn!'
>Her body convulses as he climaxes and she collapses, exhausted
>She scoops up some of the fake cum, licking it off her fingers
>'Mmmm. Onii-chan's is the best.~'

How do you react to this scene, anon?

>> No.14473521

>>14473513
Depends, can a wurm make an H?

>> No.14473525

>>14473503
It's a limited gene pool and xenophobia. You either wither into obscurity in isolation, or live to see yourself be 'enriched'. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Hopefully genetic engineering will make it all irrelevant some day. And then, friends, we get monstergirls.

>> No.14473527

>>14473521
Yes. Wait a minute.

>> No.14473528

>>14473513
>Alp will never stop drawing things and go back to writing
>Alp will never write a story about an oni who falls in love with a paranoid hikki who hates and fears monsters, and so tries to verse herself in nerdy hobbies so she can have something to talk to him about, but she gets all the details hilariously wrong and just makes her love interest terrified that he's about to get mugged.

There's always hope, I suppose.

>> No.14473529

>>14473492
Do we have richfags here? Somebody shower this baka with money so he doesn't fucking karoshi somewhere in the office and concentrates on drawing biologically questionable humanoids more.

>> No.14473530

>>14473525
>It's a limited gene pool
But that makes no sense If your gene pool stagnates then surely those bearing the weaker traits will die out first leaving only the strong through a process of survival of the fittest.

>> No.14473533
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14473533

>>14473520
Have her and her younger sister have a sex duel with your joystick over who gets to be the first wife of the harem.

>> No.14473535

>>14473520
Call my kind fem-paladin senpai and inform her the monster side has won out and I need her tender love and care.

>> No.14473540
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>> No.14473541

>>14473520
Say "I know I am" from the crack of the door and look at her panicked expression when she turns around.

A bit of teasing is a must but that girl's getting hugged and confessed to after.

>> No.14473545
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14473545

There will be no exclamation mark. I'm done now.

>> No.14473547

>>14473545
You're alright, Alp.

>> No.14473553

>>14473540
...isn't that the guy with four arms?

>> No.14473554

>>14473530
That isn't how it works. A stagnant gene pool allows the survival of weak traits because it isn't as competitive. Why do you think the Habsburgs ended up with fucked up jaws?

>> No.14473558
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14473558

>>14473547
At the risk of being spammy, I wrote something. It is laughter. At you.

>> No.14473560

>>14473554
That doesn't make sense. If your gene pool is limited to only A B and C, and you live in lave or some shit and, A is very resistant to lava, B not so much and C not at all, C would be eradicated, B have a struggling population and A will flourish, right?

>> No.14473572

>>14473560
Anon, genetics is very complicated and I'd rather play vidya than explain it.

If you want it in simple terms, think about this; why is incest bad? Because a child born from it has a more limited gene pool than a child born from unrelated parents. All incest related problems arise from that. Same concept applies to larger populations. The scale and some of the specifics are different, and it's a lot more subtle, but it's ultimately the same thing.

This is kind of off topic, so lets not continue.

>> No.14473574

>>14473572
GENES are always relevant... BROTHER!

So whacha playing?

>> No.14473578

>>14473572
>I'd rather play vidya
Talking of video games, I'm downloading Agarest Generations of War. I've heard the writing is awful but it has elves so it's worth a look at least.

>> No.14473579

>>14473574
Splitting my attention between League and Total War

>> No.14473582

>>14473578
Seeing some of the demos for the new Warhammer total war game made me want to try it a little, but Sega has gotten so jewy with the franchise that I don't really want to buy their products any more.

>> No.14473584

>>14473582
You do realize the Chaos faction will have to be bought separately from the main game, right?

>> No.14473585

>>14473503
Neck, back and wrist problems are pretty big work hazards for artists all over. If he's trying to push out a doujin in 1-2 months along with an office job problems are bound to arise. I hope he gets better soon though.

>> No.14473586
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14473586

>>14473579
>League
Hello fellow masochist.

Talking of League, does Nidalee count as a monster girl? I mean she looks human but she can transform into a cat so she's at least more monstrous than something like Houri.

>> No.14473589
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14473589

>>14473579
Meh. I'm finally getting around the the third Mass Effect. Really makes me wish we had more spehhs stories here.

>> No.14473591

>>14473584
Yeah, like I said, I don't really want to give them my money.

I just want to be a conquering king, commanding my armies and managing my empire in a world with monstergirl: consorts, generals, bodyguards, slaves, relatives to have incestuous dynastic marriages with, and rival queens to seduce. Is that so wrong?

>> No.14473593

>>14473591
>Crusader Kings 2: MG edition

>> No.14473599

>>14473593
With pocket anubis helper for newbies.

>> No.14473600

>>14473586
I don't know about nid, but Raka is a top tier monstergirl. She has one of my favorite designs and it's a shame we don't have something like it in MGE.

>> No.14473603

>>14473599
I send all my problems to church. Because I hate the Fallen God. And myself.

>> No.14473610

>>14473586
You could play her for some mega cosplay amazon. She could be a druid, too, some kind of subsect of MGE witch. It's passable, you just need the bullshit to back it up.

>> No.14473621

Imagine a Raiju that has electrodes placed around her groin, wired to two vibrators, one strapped to her clit, the other up your butt. She'd dry hump you and get you all wet by rubbing herself onto your thighs. Once the straddling begins, you would have occasional jolts of vibrations with a shiver, until the last load comes in. With every pump and stroke, the jolts become stronger, and then release. The vibrators violently shake in unison as the two of you vigorously expel juices, making her gasp for air and you emptied. Your crotch is wet, the two of you sweaty and your legs quivering, it's time for round two.

>> No.14473623

>>14473621
While I have no complaints
>the other up your butt
is going to trigger a shitstorm.

>> No.14473627

I want to cumflate Poppy.

>> No.14473630

>>14473600
Soraka is nice, I've always had a weakness for blue skin and she's a goat lady who's not a loli. Baphomets are fine and all but MGE really needs a good pair of goat tits.
>>14473610
Looking at the wiki it seems she counts as half feline hybrid. Works for me I guess.
http://i.imgur.com/PJkHTxV.jpg

>> No.14473634

>>14473630
No, because she doesn't naturally transform, classic werewolf style right? It's a type of magic.

>> No.14473635

>>14473630
Nid is also a 'cougar' so there's that.

>> No.14473636
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14473636

>>14473349

>> No.14473638

>>14473634
I would kind of classify werewolf transform as magic too, no? Just think of her as a were-cougar.

>> No.14473641

>>14473636
Did the sabbath hear that?

>> No.14473643

>>14473636
golf clap

>> No.14473645

>>14473638
>I would kind of classify werewolf transform as magic too, no?
Eh... not really. Not in the classic sense of lycanthropy, full one shifts your bones, makes you grow hair and claws. Some native shaman literally turning into a wolf, via cantations or spirits, yeah.

>> No.14473655

http://pastebin.com/QUikYQ8T
Felt like doing a thing for ya'll after reading a similar paste a bit ago. Wanted to know if ya liked this sort of thing, and if so get some ideas for anon-sensei's class roster.

>> No.14473719

Reminder that hellhounds are fucking GROSS:

They all have huge nipples and areolas, and they're like garish Christmas lights that are always glowing. Sometimes you can see them glowing through their shirts and the retards get all embarrassed about it. In the dark, when they're naked, they're like points of light bobbing around in the air. They're REALLY hot to the touch too. Don't get me started.

That's not the half of it either. Their milk, their fucking milk. Fuck.

It comes out opaque and glowing, it looks like fucking glowstick liquid. It's like curry or something. It's sweet and thick but extremely spicy, it comes out STEAMING too. It's so hot that I burnt my mouth after drinking some from the source.

These dogs belong in the fucking sulfur pits where they came from.

>> No.14473728
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14473728

Tatzelwurm girl when?

>> No.14473741

>>14473655
that was ok, I wouldn't mind reading more

>> No.14473749
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14473749

Ward the bush for her

>> No.14473761

>>14473749
I want to put my ward in her.

>> No.14473772

Lets try something different since it's quiet.

We all have our favourite monster girl types but what about named monster girls? Name your 5 favourite girls, they can be MGE individuals like Druella, characters from anime/manga/video games or even a writefag's creation if that's your kind of thing.

>> No.14473776
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14473776

A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Mai
Species: Kamaitachi
A weasel-like extraspecies. They have long, sickle like blades on both arms, which they usually keep guards on. "I hear she's quite a fan of period dramas!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamaitachi These are the youkai she's based on, I hadn't actually heard of these before now so that's cool, wonder if KC will do a Kamaitachi sometime. Her name is one of the few in Kanji, it's 舞 which is an old kanji for dance it seems.

In other news, if you haven't pre-registered and still wanted to it appears it closes at midday on the 17th, Japan time. We're getting closer to release, maybe it'll come some time before next year.

>> No.14473778

>>14473772
Koyoi.
Goes from all uptight and proper to pretty much just a bitch in heat. My kind of corruption.

>> No.14473780

>>14473776
>nose

>> No.14473786

>>14473780
that look more like she has no nose but a hole in her cheek instead

>> No.14473789

>>14473780
Shit, I didn't even notice it this time. Crabman still loves his noses it seems.

>> No.14473790

>>14473776
That fucking nose, why do they keep doing this? The first bunch of original designs they used were fine but now they keep pulling this shit.

The worst part is that she doesn't have body fur and that her face is human looking, what's the point in adding the furry nose?

>> No.14473791
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14473791

What you guys need is too sing

>> No.14473794
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14473794

Don't eat it.
DON'T EAT IT!!!
puu sh/lRw2e/239cf37581.png

>> No.14473797

>>14473772
I like Saphire the dark matter and the 4 elementals that follow her

>> No.14473798

>>14473794
But I want to eat it, how could I say no to something offered to me by a lovely grapesnake?

>> No.14473799

>>14473794
I'm gonna eat it

>> No.14473801

>>14473794
As cute and 10/10 that pic is, I'm gonna have to decline that apple.
Clementines are better anyways.

>> No.14473803

>>14473655
I'm enjoying it so far.

>> No.14473807

>>14473772
Oshino Shinobu / Kiss-shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade (Monogatari)
Churio (T-rex kanojo)
Etna (Disgaea)
Druella (MGE)
Ursula (Breath of Fire IV)

>> No.14473810

>>14473794
One looks cute, the other looks creepy.

Why?

>> No.14473813

>>14473801
>Clementines are better anyways.
They're also great for hugging.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSWTPjgi5kI

>> No.14473814

>>14473794
Awww, for me? How sweet.
There's nothing better than a nice, honest girl like you.

>> No.14473815

>>14473794
I'll take it. She looks trustworthy.

>> No.14473816

>>14473772
Y'know who I really like?

Merle. Who here remembers Merle?

>> No.14473817

>>14473772
5, huh? Okay. In no particular order:

Aisha Clan-Clan
Farai the Dark Elf dominatrix with a sweet tooth
Rachne
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
Hypothetical Momdom Apophis

>> No.14473818

>>14473810
Changed facial expression.

>>14473813
I could go for some orange juice.

>> No.14473820

>>14473794
>Those plain as day fang marks
Time to take a bite right from that spot and never break eye contact.

>> No.14473822

>>14473818
Probably. Lack of a blush too.

>>14473817
>Aisha
>Tali
Space-taste best taste.

>> No.14473827

>>14473820
Handcuff her to you first.
Then do a line of moth dust while you swallow the apple.
Then kiss her cheek and tell her what happens next is in god's hands.

>> No.14473832

>>14473794
>more grapesnake
Go eat a bag of dicks, Haohi. Assuming you're not already doing that.

Pharaoh is love.

>> No.14473834

>>14473832
Actually, is my fault for commissioning it.
Pharaoh was next anyway.

>> No.14473835

If monster girls are so great why must they rape?

>> No.14473837

>>14473834
Is Pharaoh going to look really creepy too?

>> No.14473838
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14473838

The rare golden tanuki has appeared!

And as such, the first person to reply to this post will have his wish granted.

>> No.14473839

>>14473835
Because boys are shy.

>> No.14473840

>>14473835
Because humans are stupid and can't accept their love at face-value.

They need Enforced Demonstrations first.

>> No.14473842

>>14473835
Demon Lord wasn't strong enough to switch the original monsters from "Kill" to "Not Kill".
She could only switch them from "Kill" to "Rape".

>> No.14473843

>>14473837
Pharaoh's not creepy material, really.

>> No.14473844

>>14473838
Ahhh, I want to fuck a monstergirl!

>> No.14473845

>>14473832
Grapesnake is the true hero, no matter how much propaganda the bronze tyrant creates.

>> No.14473847

>>14473772
Koyoi and merse from the fallen maidens
the main harpy from 12 beast (I forget her name)
nyotengu from DOA
Kozui the ryu from beast's MG roulette

>> No.14473851

>>14473844
You will receive a mysterious phone call 1 week from now.

>> No.14473852

>>14473847
>forgot her name
Areo. How could you forget a favourite?

>> No.14473853

>>14473794
>not eating a grapple

It just looks like a yummy apple injected with yummy grape juice, what's the problem?

>> No.14473858

>>14473852
Im running on a headache and my memory is somewhat fucked right now, forgive me

>> No.14473859

>>14473853
Remember what happened the last time someone took fruit offered by a snake?
God got really, really mad. He was saving those fruits for himself so he could bake a pie. Who's to say this fruit isn't meant for a pie?

>> No.14473868

Does anyone want to hear a set of Lich audios?

>> No.14473872

>>14473868
What kind of Lich audios?

>> No.14473873

kikis are GoAT
shogs are shit

we need a new meidou, a lizard one or a wonderland one.

>> No.14473877

>>14473873
>lizard one
Lusty Argonian Maid please go.

>> No.14473878

>>14473868
you have my attention

>> No.14473879

>>14473868
Maybe. It's got potential.

>> No.14473883

>>14473868
>Lich audio
Go on.

>> No.14473884

>>14473847
I know none of these outside of the MGE ones

>> No.14473887

>>14473873
Agreed kikis are the best, but a Dragon meido would be nice.

>> No.14473891

>>14473872
Two versions of the same script. Both of which are awesome.

http://chirb.it/xn9sB0
http://chirb.it/NeIvn5

>> No.14473895
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14473895

>>14473884
here's nyotengu

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14473904

>>14473884
>>14473895
and here is Areo
Kozui doesn't have art, but I think it was too short to have any

>> No.14473906
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14473906

>>14473891
Eh. Not nearly disinterested or lichy enough.

>> No.14473912

The factions:
>Order
>Demon
>Wonderland
>Sabbath
>Fae
>Desert
>Undead
Are these all?

>> No.14473916

>>14473912
You forgot everything under the sea plus whatever's at the bottom of the sea.

So Poseidon and Abstract horrors.

>> No.14473917

>>14473912
Unda da Sea?

>> No.14473919

>>14473891
Gonna agree with >>14473906
Idea is nice, but both girls sound a tad too..."Chipper", for a Lich. 'S a nice thought though.

Just the fact that there are women who'd act out such a thing is kind of awesome. More pro-MG Women is always a good thing.
And not the retards who use the terminology as some kind of metaphor for their own ugliness. Fuck those chicks.

>> No.14473920

>>14473912
you missing the sea, mist continent and durellas EX faction

>> No.14473923

>>14473916
>>14473920
Also Zipangu.

>> No.14473926

>>14473920
>durellas EX faction
What is this again?

>> No.14473927

>>14473891
The second one sounds a bit more Lich-like but still not close enough for my liking. Still nice though.
>>14473919
>Just the fact that there are women who'd act out such a thing is kind of awesome. More pro-MG Women is always a good thing.
There's quite a few out there, there's even some super lewd femdom ones with spiders and harpies.

>> No.14473928

>>14473847
>Kozui
I want a ryu that's naïve about the world outside her shrine

>> No.14473937

>>14473927
>some super lewd femdom ones with spiders
GIMMEGIMMEGIMME.

>> No.14473939

>>14473926
The more radical in the regular demon faction. They're not their own faction at all.

And undead aren't a faction. They just have their own eternal night country club. Elves in their tree forts count if that does.

>> No.14473940

>>14473926
morsters led by durella, they are more aggressive in the monster takeover department. as sush durella is seen as a bigger threat then the other lillims

I could be wrong, if I am, somebody correct me

>> No.14473943

>>14473916
KC calls the Lovecraftian stuff the Chaos Gods faction.

Also forgot the Fallen God.

>> No.14473947

>>14473940
They're not their own faction, no more than the Tea Party aren't Republicans.

>> No.14473949

>>14473947
fair enough
thanks

>> No.14473950

>>14473912
There are 3 big factions. Order, demon Lord and fallen god.
Sabbath is sided with dl, poseidon is fallen God etc

>> No.14473951

>>14473937
https://soundgasm.net/u/SheWantsToMoove/FFF4-Tourists-In-The-Multiverse-The-Harpies-Moove-uCyalith-and-uSeveralServalsRapeOralScript-by-uCastiNueva

https://soundgasm.net/u/sexuallyspecific/F4M-Tourists-in-the-Multiverse-the-Drider-Monster-girloral

Ignore the leddit names in the description, I got them from a guy I talk to occasionally.

>> No.14473953

>>14473926
>>14473940
Druella's Extremist Faction, being extremely aggressive where most of the Demon Army are more passive. It's composed of Devils, Demons, and Black Dragons at least. Could be counted as more a sub-group of the Demon Army, as it's not entirely separate. They still have support of the Demonic Forces at large...rather, they're the only ones who actively do "Corruptive" shit, rather than just try to grab husbandos.

>>14473939
The Undead Kingdoms are more than an "Eternal Night Country Club". They've been elaborated on to that extent at least.
Secluded Elven Settlements would count too.
As would Dwarven Cities I should imagine.
I always love Dwarven Cities in games, film and books. They're always a treat design-wise.

>> No.14473956

>>14473951
Thanking you kindly. Excuse me.
>>14473953
>a treat design-wise
Unless you pull The Lever.

>> No.14473964
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14473964

what do?

>> No.14473965

>>14473964
I tell her it doesn't count because it's "tradition".

>> No.14473967

>>14473964
Neither have I. So let's just leave it at that.

>> No.14473968

>>14473964
>"Then it pleases me to be the first."
Spoken in my best Orson Wells impression.
Because I'm a nerd like that.

>> No.14473972
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14473972

>>14473956
>not wanting to see the lewd elin-looking dorfs with their dildoes that menace with spikes getting flooded with aphrodisiacs when a lookout reports a male
>not wanting to run for your life from a flood of dick-crazed loli cumzombies with giant hips
>not wanting to get run down and used to deflower a hundred tight premature ejaculator lolis in a row
Skeleton camels now, post dwarf girls!

>> No.14473975

>>14473972
>KC loli dwarves
>Muh elin meme
No thanks. Shortstack dwarves best dwarves.

>> No.14473978

>>14473964
What is she?

>> No.14473990

>>14473975
>Dwarves with big tits, huge asses and plump thighs
The best kind.

>> No.14473997

>>14473975
Hip lolis > shortstacks > oppai lolis

Also >>Muh elin meme
>>>lebbit

>> No.14474010

>>14473997
>Dwarves with no upper body build
Kill yourself. And elin thighs is one of the dumbest thread memes to ever surface, right behind cumflation and alp roleplay.

>> No.14474021
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14474021

>>14473794
With blush.
puu sh/lRzFg/5b768663e7.png

>> No.14474023

>>14474010
>And elin thighs is one of the dumbest thread memes
Please consider visiting a mindflayer to correct your brain problems.

>> No.14474030

>>14474023
Don't kid yourself. Thick thighs aren't stupid, but trying to name a body type after fanart for a terrible game sure is.

>> No.14474033

>>14474023
I will never trust some thing that's meant to go in my head

>> No.14474036

>>14474023
>hips loli mindflayer serial "killer" Mindflayer goes around making guys like her body type
>forgets to make them like Mindflayers so they all go for dwarves
>cries a lot while masturbating with her tentacles

>> No.14474037

>>14474021
Well isn't she adorable, would take her apple and offer her in for a cup of tea.

>> No.14474056

Your Echidna waifu has birthed twins! Roll a d6 (https://www.random.org/) for which pair you have:

1 Apo/Pharoah
2 Kiki/Soggoth
3 Elf/Dwarf
4 Scylla/Charib
5 Vampire/Dhamphir
6 Werecat/Kobold

How be?

>> No.14474061

What if paladins decided to make girls like the Claymores, and then it backfired and they turned into horny MGs instead?

>> No.14474064

>>14474056
>Rolled a 5
>Echidnas can't give birth to undead

I've been had! We track down that cradle-robbing changling-leaving single vampire welfare queen and stake her sorry ass after retrieving my real kids. Wife will probably want to keep all four of them though. Fuck.

>> No.14474074

>>14474064
>Echidnas can't give birth to undead
There's nothing on her page about that

>> No.14474082

>>14474074
KC Q&A dummy. No parasites, undead, abominations from other planes of existence, and some others like angels. They're the mother of all "normal" monsters plus give birth to mutations and strange chimeras way more than other monsters.

>> No.14474093

>>14474082
Oh

>> No.14474097

>>14474093
>Mother of ALL monsters is hyperbole
Sasuga KC

>> No.14474117

>>14474082
>No undead
Bulshit, an Echidna could totally pull off a stillborn

>> No.14474118

Due to the fact the Monster Lord slept around too much, got pregnant with a NEET's kid, and the daughteru ended up a NEET like her dad the new Monster Lord has passed a new law.
All Monster girls will be given to monsters across the land, weaker monsters get less beautiful ones, and stronger monsters and demons and evil deities get the more beautiful ones.
TL'DR version, Neet Monster Lord has turned the world into a loot based 'game' where the stronger the enemy the more beautiful the women that 'drop' are.
What do you do?

>> No.14474122

>>14474097
It's intentional, the scholar exaggerates a lot and he's meant to be an unreliable in universe author.

>> No.14474123

>>14474118
Remain Nameless NPC and try to stay out of trouble.

>> No.14474124

>>14474118
>what do you do?
>monsterboys

Direct you to >>>/tg/ of course!

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14474127

>>14474056
>Rolled a 1
That snake is getting spoiled, the waifu can be in charge of spoiling the Pharoah

>> No.14474129

>>14474124
I don't see where that was metioned. Are you sure you're not just going out of your way to get angry at something that isn't there?

>> No.14474131

>>14474124
No one mentioned monster boys except you.

>> No.14474135

>>14474129
>>14474131

>All monstergirls will be given to monsters
>You have to defeat the regular monsters to get the monstergirls

How about you both read it again?

>> No.14474139

>>14474135
I did. The phrase "monsterboy" is not mentioned in it at all. I think you're drawing a conclusion based on your own perception of an implication in the text that isn't really there.

>> No.14474140

>>14474127
Congratulations. Your Apo-daughteru has mommy issues and your Pharoah-daughteru has daddy issues.

>> No.14474144
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14474144

>a lolipire will never feed from you

>> No.14474147

>>14474144
Sometimes this world is okay.

>> No.14474148

>>14474139
No, if I was drawing implications, it would be the monstergirls are given to monsters as wives and you get some nasty used goods if you even get a girl.

What is easily read from the scenario are two things.

1.Not all monsters were made into monstergirls like KC. It didn't say monstergirls were turned into regular monsters and you get a pretty girl when you defeat one. It said they were given to monsters.
2. That means regular monsters are all still over the place and just as common

That means male monsters and monsterboys. No extra reading into it required. There's no real defending your shitty premise.

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14474150

>>14474144
I want her to step on me!

>> No.14474152

>>14474148
Shit man you really have an overactive imagination and some severe autism to boot

>> No.14474153
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14474153

>>14474148
>That means male monsters
They exist in the form of demonic beasts, deal with it. They're not "monster boys" but monsters in the traditional sense.

Or are you seriously autistic and think that monster hunter is a game about monster boys too?

>> No.14474154

>>14474148
I don't see how it leads into male monsterboys. Monsters by themselves could just be their own thing entirely. Humans, monstergirls, animals and monsters.
Why do monsterboys need to exist in this imaginary scenario? Do you really want them that badly.

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>> No.14474160

>>14474118
Well first I have to pick my class of course.
What are my options?

>> No.14474161

>>14474144
Imagine "nursing" a loli vampire. She could lay her head on your lap while you let her draw blood from one hand, and you could use the other to stroke her hair.

>> No.14474163

>>14474152
>Words means things
>Y-you're just autistic
That is some serious butthurt trying to defend such a half-baked shitty premise you spent thirtys seconds thinking up.

>>14474153
And there's only three of them even specified in KC, and there's monsterboys in the form of elves there because the world is still in transition in that setting. There's not regular monsters everywhere. Just look at the examples the other guy gave with all the deities and stuff. It's a totally different scale.

>>14474154
Monsterboys are male monsters. They're not two different things. Are you even aware of the division of what makes this a monstergirl thread and not a monsters that happen to be female thread is?

>> No.14474165

>>14474156
I wish M-da S-tarou spoke English and took commissions, his brown girls are just too good.

Imagine if he done a Yeti.

>> No.14474166

>>14474163
>Monsterboys are male monsters. They're not two different things. Are you even aware of the division of what makes this a monstergirl thread and not a monsters that happen to be female thread is?

You're falling apart here. Of course, there's a seperation between female monsters and monstergirls. They're not the same thing at all.
So it stands to reason that monsters and monsterboys are different too. (Hell, why even assume the monsters have genders in the first place? The things could just manifest from magic, or something like that.)

You're literally contradicting yourself in the same line.

>> No.14474167

>>14474163
>And there's only three of them even specified in KC
Who even said KC? Nobody did.

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14474168

>>14474163
>And there's only three of them even specified in KC
Because they're not the focus of the setting, all you need to know is that they exist. They're a lot like a lot of other things that KC mentions and leaves to your imagination.
>Monsterboys are male monsters. They're not two different things.
So this is a monsterboy, got it.

>> No.14474169

>>14474167
Because you said demon beasts which is a KC invented term for that type of creature and posted a picture of one from a KC publication. Why would anybody talk about KC for that? That's just crazy!

>> No.14474171

>>14474163
I'm more surprised no one noticed that >>14474118 thing being a clusterfuck of wut's altogether rather than monsterboy traces alone.

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14474172

>>14474168
>Male dragons aren't monsterboys

You really aren't familiar with the standard powerset of a dragon are you?

>> No.14474173

>>14474169
>demon beasts which is a KC invented term
First off I doubt KC invented the term
Second no one said Demon Beasts.

>> No.14474175

>>14474173
See
>>14474153

>> No.14474176
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14474176

Sh-sh-sha-sha-sha shARK GIRLS!!!

>> No.14474180

>tfw no mayadere Dragon whose obsession with adding the only man to ever best her to her collection gradually transforms into love

>> No.14474183

>>14474173
He seems to think that it's only one person arguing with him

>> No.14474184

>>14474166
Monstergirls are properly female monsters from an all female race. Monsterboys has always colloquially referred to any males of a monster race. Male centaurs, male elves, orcs, dragons, trolls, gnolls, naga, etc etc.

You're trying to link it with something humanoid and it's not. Plain old straight furry werewolves have always been called monsterboys here.

>> No.14474187

>>14474172
>Monsterboy: Bidedal, human-sized being with a human dick and monstrous features

>Monster: Non-humanoid beast with not an ounce of humanity to it.

>>14474184
>Monsterboys has always colloquially referred to any males of a monster race.

Since when? Or is this just your personal standard that you're trying to reflect back onto the thread? Writefags have written stories featuring monsters and monstergirls as seperate entities before, and they've passed just fine. No shitstorms to even remember them by.

>> No.14474188

>>14474183
Why don't you read the reply chain and see what it looks like? There was part of a reply to a guy who specifically brought up a KC thing and this guy goes "Hey nobody brought up KC!"

If you think a reply to three separate people indicates that guy thinks he's replying to one person, then you are crazy bud.

>> No.14474191

>All this arguing because one autist thought someone was talking about monster boys in some stupid scenario

>> No.14474192

>>14474188
>Why don't you read the reply chain and see what it looks like? There was part of a reply to a guy who specifically brought up a KC thing and this guy goes "Hey nobody brought up KC!"
Actually I was the one that bought up KC, someone else thought that no one did. Anon was right, you really do think that everyone who disagrees with you is one person.

>> No.14474193

What is this arguing even about any more?
This is falling apart faster than a chinese motorcycle.

>> No.14474195

>>14474187
>Writefags have written stories featuring monsters and monstergirls as seperate entities before, and they've passed just fine. No shitstorms to even remember them by.

Regular monsters were used the same way it was in KC, things that managed not to get transformed by the demon lord's magic yet. Untouched places that changess haven't spread to, like The Lost World.

And there's been plain monsterboys written without shitstorms too just for the fact that plenty of writefags are unknown or unpopular. Like Alp and his dwarves or his porno story.

>> No.14474197
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14474197

"H-H-Hey, Anon... I know you weren't planning on going, b-but will you think about taking me to the Christmas dance?"

>"S-So what if it's not an 'elf holiday' I like Christmas. Can we p-please go? I have a new dress a-and..."

>> No.14474198

>>14474197
I can't dance.

>> No.14474200

Everyone calm down and have a wolf girl.

http://i.imgur.com/2b21LyQ.png

>> No.14474201

>>14474192
If I did, would I reply to three posts separately the way I did? No. Don't be dumb.

In fact I just said this exact same thing in the very post you just replied to. Slow down and read the words man.

>> No.14474202 [DELETED] 

>>14474197
But you forgot about me during human day. I was hurt

>> No.14474204

>>14474193
Guy makes forced discussion scenario
Guy says 'fuck off with Monster boys' when monster boys wasn't mentioned
People call him retarded
He calls other people retarded and tries to find some bullshit to ignore the fact he was wrong

>> No.14474205

>>14474197
No. I hate dancing.

>> No.14474208

>>14474204
No, please tell us all how male demons, elves, orcs and male dieties all having to get defeated to get a monstergirls isn't monsterboys.

>> No.14474213

>>14474204
He's one of those people who thinks that everyone but him is wrong, it's pretty sad.
>>14474208
Please quote where those were mentioned by name in the original post.

>> No.14474216

>>14474208
>male demons
Guess Zeromus from FF4 is a Monster Boy.
>elves and orcs
Not mentioned
>male deities
>Iilyalaughing.png

>> No.14474219

Goddamn it I want to fuck my waifu

>> No.14474223

>>14474219
me too

>> No.14474227

>>14474213
>Please quote where those were mentioned by name in the original post.

Please quote where they were excluded

>given to monsters across the land, weaker monsters get less beautiful ones, and stronger monsters and demons and evil deities get the more beautiful ones.

And you can't play the "monsters are non-humanoid" card because that's just forcing your specific view. Hell, MGE is just a monster manual parody itself. You ever see how many humanoid monsters are in the monster manual?

>> No.14474230

>>14474056
>rolled a 4
UNDA DA SEA!

>> No.14474231

>>14474227
>Please quote where they were excluded
>And you can't play the "monsters are non-humanoid" card because that's just forcing your specific view
So much hypocrisy. Jim Sterling is that you?

>> No.14474232

>>14473904
Talon hands...
i approve

>> No.14474233

Let's talk about the high level waifus and discuss powerlevels. The contenders
>Baphomet
>Lilim
>Echidna
>Lich
>Pharaoh
>Valkyrie
>Ryu
>Dark Matter

>> No.14474234

>>14474233
Throw wurm in their.
Dem strength bonuses.

>> No.14474235

>>14474231
obviously everyone in these threads except for him wants to be a furry half orc half angel with a snout and have his girl ntrd and impregnated twice before actually fucking her.
Obviously

>> No.14474238

>>14474231
Either you're the guy who wrote the original thing and can say "oh, I didn't mean all monsters, I only meant like giant snakes and stuff" or you're not and just plain wrong about what constitutes a monster.

>> No.14474239

>>14473978
Hex Maniac

>> No.14474243

I didn't get any sleep last night, I wish I had a big soft Oneechan to lay on top of, and use her breasts as pillows

>> No.14474245

>>14474231
At this point it's obvious he just wants to start a shit storm.

>> No.14474248

>>14474238
YOU were the one that said there were Monsterboys in the original post.
There was none, people told you that you were wrong and you argued and now say WE need to prove that the original post DIDN'T mention it.
All because you apparently can't separate between monster and monster person, girl or guy, like most people in this thread.

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>>14474243
I sympathise.

>> No.14474251

>>14474234
Is Wurm the strongest physically?

>> No.14474256

>>14474251
Probably a tie between her and baphomet.

>> No.14474257

do you think dark matters get harassed by khepris?

>> No.14474259

>>14474176
Shark teeth on nice girls. So cute.

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>>14474251
I think either a Baphomet or muscle Lilim would fit the "stronkest there is" criteria.

>> No.14474263

>>14474256
Bapho has magic on top of that.
Bapho > Wurm

>> No.14474264

>>14474243
How soft should an onee-san be?

>> No.14474268

>>14474257
>Oi gibs me sumadat energy pham

>> No.14474270

>>14474261
Muscle lilim is getting a pat on the head.

>>14474263
Baphomet is the highest of high tier except for maybe lilims.

And even then a lilim would probably lose a fight due to a lack of physical strength.

>>14474264
Ultra soft.

>> No.14474273

>>14474248
All because you can't separate them. Regular ass count dracula vampire is a monster, so is a lich, a dragon, and a thousand other things.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dungeons_%26_Dragons_3.5_edition_monsters

>> No.14474274

>>14474257
>unamused Dark Matter getting rolled around katamari style by a group of brown scarab lolis

>> No.14474281

I want a dire jinko cub

>> No.14474283

>>14474274
man we need art of that

>> No.14474284

>>14474264
6 Gallons of Hathor Milk minimum.

The real question is what Monster Girl should be the onee-san.

>>14474281
Are you going to raise her to be a strong powerful dire Jinko?

>> No.14474291

>>14474284
Yes.
I'm also going to sit her in my lap and scratch her behind the ears until she chuffs.

>> No.14474292
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>> No.14474293

>>14474233
While not limiting it to those, I've always had a rough power ranking system in mind
>God tier I
Demon lord
>God tier II
Lilim
>Top tier
Baphomet, Pharaoh, Wight, Valkyrie, Dark Matter
>High tier
Lich, Wurm, Oni, Ryu, Dragon and Ushi-Oni
>Mid tier
Lizard, Jinko, Salamander, Mantis and other warrior types who don't have any super special powers
>Low tier
Holst, Yeti and other non combatants
>Shit tier
Devil Bug, Large Mouse, Snails

But there's a lot I'm not fully sure on, at the end of the day it's all fan wank anyway and I doubt KC wants to explicitly rank his girl's strengths but it's fun to think about as long as it doesn't venture into battle-shounen power level autism.

>> No.14474295

>>14474292
That's the second piece of Will-o-Wisp art within 24 hours, good job.

>> No.14474296

>>14474292
She's a cutie pie.

>> No.14474301

>>14474293
Dragons should be Top Tier. I swear KC has said Dragons were on par with Baphomets.

>> No.14474306

>>14474293
I think Lich should be higher than Wight I mean Wights are like those snobby upper class while Liches devote their entire afterlife to honing their magic.

>> No.14474310

>>14474292
das pretty kawaii anon-senpai

>> No.14474318

>>14474293
>Elder God tier
Shoggoth

>> No.14474321

>>14474301
Yeah I remembered that after I posted it, dragons are top tier for sure. Wurms would probably still be just plain old high tier though due to their lack of flight and straight forward patterns leaving them prone to being fucked over with magic.
>>14474306
This got me thinking, did KC ever mention how magic works in his world? If it works by manipulating spirit energy then a Wight would completely crush a Lich but otherwise you're likely right and they could be switched.

>> No.14474327

>>14474318
>The true puppet master conspiracy tier
Tanuki

>> No.14474332

>>14474321
Spirit energy is fuel for human magic. Demonic energy is fuel for monster magic. Then each is a catalyst to produce more of the other.

>> No.14474336

>>14474321
Spirit energy/mamono mana cleary is related to magical power, and since the whole setting is suppsoed to be kinda like a jrpg world you could probably think of it as manapoints

>> No.14474343

>>14474306
Not the first guy, but I believe MGE liches may have taken a huge powerlevel hit after mamonomachines happened, because now they're obsessed with lewd stuff instead of fucking up everyone's shit with top level offensive magic.

>> No.14474344
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>>14474250
>Methonium
you my good man are a man of taste

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>>14474344
Mein neger.

>> No.14474350

>>14474343
That makes sense

>> No.14474354

>>14474349
I wanna cuddle it

>> No.14474356

>>14474343
They were top level undead though, unlike the wight which was more like a zombie+2 with a paralyzing touch and animated by pure hatred made magic. Kind of interesting KC didn't do anything with that emotional angle when he did the Wight profile. "Your waifu is only animated by her love for you." would have been a pretty big hit.

>> No.14474361

>>14474356
That's pretty much exactly what happens when you turn a zobmie into a wight though, isnt it?

>> No.14474362

>>14474356
>Your waifu is only animated by her desire for you.
Now this could get interesting. Imagine if your waifu "died" every time she's satisfied. You'd cuddlefuck her until she ahegao'd and fell limp and cold and then you'd go about your business for a day or two with her lying dead om the bed until she woke up to burst in through whichever door you're behing and hug-assault you.

>> No.14474365

>>14474361
It's because she got enough spirit energy. That's pretty much it.

>> No.14474366

>>14474233
>God tier
Demon Lord

>God tier 2
Lilim
Baphomet

>Top tier
Dragon,Ryu, Wyvern,Jabberwock and Wurms.

It is written in the Wurm's profile that they are not stronger or weaker than the other dragons.
It implies that all the dragons have nearly the same strenght.
Dragons are ranked as the highest rank of the monsters, and the baphomet is the strongest physically.

The rest of the dark beast family : Chimaera, Familiar and Manticore

We can also include some mamono "bosses" like Titania, Pharaoh, Apophis, Vampire, Wight.
Maybe Dhampir.

>High tier
Inari and Youko, but if they have nine tails, they can be compared as gods, so it depends.
The elite MGs like :
Demon, Anubis, Medusa, Echidna, Hellhound, Lich, Witch, Minotaur, Arch Imp, Hobgoblin, Valkyrie, Dark Valkyrie, Kraken, Dark Slime.

Other warrior types like Salamender, Lizardman, Oni, Ushi-Oni, Kunoichi, Mantis, Arachne family

>Middle tier
Basically everything

>Shit tier
Slime, Slug, Devil Bug

>> No.14474371

>>14474321
Yeah, Wyverns and Wurms don't seem to have the magical capabilities the other three Dragons have. They're still powerful though, and like the rest can transform into their original Draconic forms. They'd be High level.

As for the rest, they're all about equal in power. I'd say the Ryu and Jabberwock were more powerful than the Vanilla Dragon, but both of them are far more mild-tempered than the vanilla. Ryus are benevolent goddesses who can control the weather and have followers to do their every whim, but almost never engage in violence. They're powerful and divine, but they don't ever seem to do anything wrathful. And Jabberwocks are immune to steel weapons and have immense Dragon Strength to boot, but they don't really seem to be interested in anything but stroking their own vanity or having a doting husband. as long as you didn't personally offend a Jabberwock or her husband, she'd have no problem with you.

The vanilla Dragon is the only one who'd have a desire for power, lust for control, all that stuff. While the other two may have the slight edge in power, the fact they don't really have a desire to use that power is what puts the vanilla Dragon as slightly more powerful than them.

So yeah they're all Top Tier though. Maybe you could argue a Ryu is in God Tier II since she's a goddess.

>> No.14474378

>>14474356
KC's wight seems to be less like just a next level zombie or the mythological original, and more like a high level "nobility" monster that's been misnamed like a death knight or a ringwraith, or something.

The profile even says that they can instantly kill and undeadify a human with just a touch, which is pretty OP.

>> No.14474391

>>14474378
Normal wights can do that too. The turning other people into wights thing is the original purpose of the spectral claws. Speaking of ringwraiths, the monster he was looking at was based on the LotR barrow wights. All I can imagine is he saw the part about them retaining some personality as undead compared to mindless zombies and ghouls plus the lawful part of lawful evil and went in a really weird direction from there.

>> No.14474393

>>14474366
I think Lilims and Baphos can't be equal since it's been canon that a Lilim can create a Bapho

>> No.14474395

>>14474198
>>14474205
Weak.

You do your best to learn, and practice with her the night before. Even if you can't dance, all you have to do is hold her waist in one hand and her hand in your free one then just sway and walk together. What matters is that you try for her sake and get to hold her close in a dress.

Your lack of dedication is shameful.

>> No.14474398

>>14474395
I'm too white to dance. I also hate loud and crowded places.

>> No.14474404

Anon!
A tiny tanuki is offering you a chocolate bar!
Do you accept?

>> No.14474406

>>14474398
The only people who hate dancing are the people who never do it. It's fun if you've already got a date who wants to be there with you.

Your date probably doesn't like the heat and noise either. Most people hate it. That's when you go outside for a smoke or a drink and have a heart to heart before heading home.

Seeing her blushing in a dress makes it all worth it by itself.

Fuck, now I'm sad.

>> No.14474408

>>14474404
Alright. How much?

>> No.14474412

>>14474408
It's free

>> No.14474413

>>14474408
Two dollars, or a dollar ninety and a good pat on the head.

>> No.14474414

>>14474404
I tell her she should instead sell it to that hungry old man on the corner for $3. Than use that money to buy more Chocolate bars at low cost, than selling them at inflated prices.

Sometimes the smallest lesson to a loli Monster Girl can leave the biggest impact.

>> No.14474416

>>14474404
What's the catch?

>> No.14474421

>>14474412
see >>14474416

>> No.14474422

>>14474406
I only dance when no one's watching.

>> No.14474423

>>14474414
The tanuki pouts but offers it to you again, stating that she doesn't want to be in business, she wants to be a doctor

>>14474416
>>14474421

It's a three musketeers

>> No.14474427

>>14474423
Well how does she expect to be a Doctor if she isn't able to pay for her medical school? I pat her head, than nudge her to sell the Chocolate, so she may begin her Chocolate Selling empire to fund her medical schooling.

>> No.14474429

>>14474393
That's why I put the Lilim in a higher place in the God tier 2 than the baphomet.
They are both very strong, but you can't really place the baphomet in the top tier since they are too OP.

But desu, nearly every MGs could rank very high if they have frequent sex and spirit energy. Zombies can transform into a Wight if they have enough spirit energy, and I am sure that most of the succubi could rank very high.
Moreover, if a Lilim or a Baphomet gives them power, they would become more OP, like we saw with the fallen heroes.
Even if some of them were alredy heroes and strong before transforming into a monster, the fallen heroes seem to be stronger than the vanilla MGs. In that case, we could also include things like Roper, Succubus, Werewolf, Elf, etc... as top tier for example.

>>14474404
Why does she want to give me one?

>> No.14474432

>>14474423
But I love three musketeers. Did she tamper with it?

>> No.14474434

>>14474414
It has been 25 years since that faithful day. Anna Fluffytail, CEO of Tanufink Chocolates and Treats, the leading brand in providing people and mamonos everywhere all their sweet tooth cravings, looks out her window from her office building's 150th floor. She looks down below and could hardly see the world, instead just blankets of clouds. It gives her a somber feeling for some reason. She never did met again the man that changed her life that day.

>> No.14474436

>>14474406
But I have danced before and I don't like it. We can just pilfer food and drink and stay outside.

>> No.14474437

>>14474427
She frowns but takes your advice.
Years later your hear about Ringtail Chocolate's dominating the sweets market, nearing a monopoly.

It's owner, a slightly less tiny tanuki than you remember, looks slightly unhappy in the interview as she remarks about having always wanted to be a doctor but that running the business took too much of her time.

>>14474432
No tampering.
Just chocolate.

>> No.14474441

>>14474422
So pretend no one's watching. She's nervous too. If you feign confidence she'll feel better and you'll have more fun.

Even better if your waifu doesn't have normal legs. A drider, centaur or mermaid will be even more self-conscious and will probably end it before you both make a fool of yourselves, then laugh about it later.

Worst case scenario you get to see her all flustered in a dress. Best case scenario you show everyone you don't give a fuck and get to enjoy the rare privilege of delicious lady sweat.

>>14474436
JUST DO IT YOU WIMP

>> No.14474445

>>14474437
Then why is she giving it away for free?

>> No.14474446

>>14474434
At least I changed a life for the better. It's better to leave a positive impact and be forgotten, than to be remembered for a negative one.

>>14474437
Why doesn't she just give the business to her mother, or pay someone else to run it while she owns it and goes to live out her dream? Or even just sell it out to another company if she's already saved up a lifetime's worth of cash.

It's never too late to live out your dreams! Keep on believing and never give up!

>> No.14474451

>>14474445
Because she wants to make someone happy.

>>14474446
Her mother already runs a jewelry chain and she doesn't trust anyone else to run it in her place.
She's got people working for her now Anon! She can't let them down by letting someone else try and run it for her!

She can't sell it either because a few of them might get fired by new management!

This is her life now! Running a business she never wanted.

It also doesn't help that she's started stress eating.

>> No.14474455

>>14474451
Oh dear, if she keeps stress eating she'll get fat!

Well, has she considered merging with her mother's business to make a Chocolate Jewelry chain? It's never been done before, she'd have market dominance!

>> No.14474458

>>14474441
Listening to this conversation, I now want to dance with a mermaid. I want to show her something she's never done before, let her hold me close as we move to the sound of music. I want to see her her happy, flustered face as she sings a love song while I do the dancing, happy to be experiencing a feeling she thought she could ever have on dry land.

>> No.14474459
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>you will never get snunsnu'd by a Grizzly by the of Yamaroshi

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*looks at you expectantly*

>> No.14474464

>>14474451
So a greedy, selfish, backstabbing, rape-eyed, man-abusing, blackmailing, fat raccoon on two legs expect me to believe that this is out of the goodness of her heart? Bullshit.

>> No.14474465

>>14474455
Family rule against merging businesses.
Her great aunt and great grand mother tried it once and the differing business styles ruled their relationship, getting the aunt disowned.

And she's tried to stop in the past but now every time she gets going some new event happen that piles on even more stress which, with the ready availability of chocolates around her, never ends well.

She's even turned the mirror in her bedroom around so she can't see her panties cutting into her wide hips or her thick thighs while her breasts start to overflow a too small bra.

She can't even get a boyfriend because she's so busy!

In fact, she's still a virgin!
She's debated buying a moderately priced escort for an evening but always chickens out at the last minute.

>> No.14474466

>>14474460
>*action*

>> No.14474469

>>14474460
So, uhh, do I put my semen there or something?

>> No.14474470

>>14474464
The tiny tanuki's eyes well up with tears and she runs home crying.
Her innocence is ruined and she's forever a cynical woman who no longer believes in the common good within people.

Eventually she sees you on the street one day and remembers what you'd shouted at her back in the day.

She ends up hiring a kunoichi to assassinate you and dragon you off to the deepest, darkest pits of a demon realm so she never has to see you again.

>> No.14474474

>>14474470
But I was right. It's not my fault she had to be a bitch about it.

>> No.14474476

>>14474465
Well, if she's so rich, has she considered contacting a Lich to make some magical clone of herself to run the company while she learns in Medical School. That way the company is being run, and she can pursue her dream! And hopefully not need to stress eat as much!

>> No.14474477

>>14474460
...
*patpat*

>> No.14474480

>>14474458
>midnight ball
>you dance with a mermaid, using all your strength to lift her up and keep her tail off the ground
>hold her close for slow songs, swing her round for faster ones, both of you laughing the whole time
>you both get overheated and go outside
>there's a pool
>she removes her dress and jumps in, dragging you along
>you try to keep your eyes open as you sink deeper, holding your breath as best you can
>she pulls you in for a kiss, feeding you air as she does
>you swirl slowly around while you hold each other close, mermaid moving you both along at a relaxed pace
>she takes hold of both your hands and lets you both drift up to the surface
>you climb out of the pool, then help her into her dress again while your suit is soaked
>everyone stares at the dripping wet couple, one pushing the other in a wheelchair
>go home and enjoy some warm spiced wine as you cuddle

Lovely.

>> No.14474485

>>14474476
>Miss, you already did that. You ARE the clone that has to run this for the rest of forever.

>> No.14474486

>>14474474
She just wanted to make you small Anon.
She just wanted to give you a candy bar and make you happy.

Now she's a bitter old woman because of you and she'll never find a husband.
Until she passes on and then her zombie rises from the grave, moaning about "huuuuugs" and "fourth quarter repoooooorts"

>>14474476
She considers it and, after a few months of work, gets it done.
There are now two tubby tanukis with one running the business, and still unhappy and stress eating because she wants to be a doctor, while the other goes to college and gets her degree, dropping a few pounds at the gym in the process.
Now you have one happy doctor tanuki and one stressed, unhappy tanuki clone that wants to be a doctor too who once at a cake in a fit of stress induced sorrow.

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>>14474486
>Until she passes on and then her zombie rises from the grave, moaning about "huuuuugs" and "fourth quarter repoooooorts"
That made me chuckle.

>> No.14474490

>>14474486
But 'nooks are parasites of society. The would never do anything if they did not profit. She probably did tamper with the candy and would sell me to a brothel when it knocked me out.

>> No.14474492

>>14474485
>>14474486
This is the part where, after medical school, the Lich merges the two tubby tanukis back into one girl. Shame since she did so much hard work losing that weight and she's gonna end up with more than she had before, but oh well.

Now she'll have all the knowledge she needs to be a Doctor, and can finally decide to give her employees a final check and retirement plan that'll cover them financially for the rest of their lives, and can pursue her dream to be a doctor! Everything worked out in the end! I told her she could follow her dreams no matter what!

>> No.14474493

>>14474489
Well, I just hope you're prepared for the former president of the company to shuffle over to your desk and ask you about those "TPS Reeeeeepooooorts"

>> No.14474497

>>14474490
>parasites of society
>does not welfare
>completely self sufficient
>grows and manages businesses which boost economies

>> No.14474498

>>14474480
Yes, this is exactly what I would want. Mermaids are underrated on how cute they are. Dancing under the water with my mermaid girlfriend sounds like bliss and would be as romantic as hell. I also like the idea of cuddling a mermaid, as they probably get cold and would get so happy having someone to hold so that they aren't cold and lonely.Mermaids are so olev.

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Accept the love of horse pussy kingdom before the vile Undead Hordes arise once more!

They can protect you behind their borders from the scourge!

>> No.14474501

>>14474490
If that's what helps you sleep at night.

>>14474492
The tanuki is now tubby again, still as tiny, but now has her doctorate.
She sells the company and gives everyone enough money to live off of for the rest of her life.
She also technically is counted as a chimera now because she now has a split personality that is stuck between her and the clone, the latter of which still is not legally considered a doctor as she was not a part of the conglomeration at the time.
This depresses said half and she now binges on ice cream in the evening.

>> No.14474502

>>14474497
Social parasites. They manipulate markets and governments to benefit them, and when that society collapses due to their games, they move onto the next.

>> No.14474504

>>14474500
Small helpless village here.
We are good thank you.
Ever since the duchess came back we've had less disease and fewer bandits.

>> No.14474506

>>14474460
She's carrying like the part of a water melon right?

>> No.14474507

>>14474498
Men have lusted after mermaids for time immemorial. They're probably the original monster girl, or at least the first one to be widely considered desirable.

>> No.14474509

>>14474501
Well, she may be tubby, have a split personality, and continue to be gaining weight, but at least she's finally a Doctor! Her dream came true! I'll take her out to Ice Cream to celebrate!

>> No.14474510

>>14474460
On one hand, cute.

On the other hand, I remember this guy spamming the art request at the beginning of like a half-dozen /mgt/ threads non-stop until one anon threatened to ask artists NOT to do it when someone asks for it because he's a spammer.

>> No.14474511

>>14474506
i thought it was a bowl desu

>> No.14474512

>>14474501
But I can't sleep at night because I'm redpilled on them.

>> No.14474517

>>14474509
She's overjoyed at the prospect, although her pessimistic other half mentions that you were the one who got her into business in the first place.

She also talks about how the ice cream is just going to go to her wide rump.

You now have to deal with a tanuki that has one half who's deredere and the other half who's depressed and slightly tsun.
She also is getting pudgy, her skirts are hugging her rear so tightly that you can see it through them.

>>14474512
Don't worry Anon.
A few ladies in black will pay you a visit shortly to get that sorted out.

>> No.14474521

>>14474507
True, just saying, you don't see a lot of discussion on these threads about mermaids. Which is sad, because personally think they're really cute and have the potential for interesting stories. I also would like cuddle a mermaid while we relax in a private lagoon, just being happy and enjoy each other's company.

>> No.14474522

>>14474517
I knew it! She can't silence the truth!

>> No.14474523

>>14474517
Sounds like her pessimistic half needs to be cheered up. She should have this brand new, premium, straight from the Hathor Farms, Milk Chocolate Bar

>> No.14474524

http://pastebin.com/KnNYwMxD
>continuation never

>> No.14474531

>>14474522
Don't worry Anon.
Your new waifus will make it all better.

>>14474523
The pessimistic half pouts and claims that you just want to fatten her up.
She still takes the chocolate bar though.

>> No.14474533

I want to develop Newspaper Nunchucks designed for beating Arachnees until they cry.

>> No.14474534

>>14474531
>>14474523
>Starts with the Tanuki giving a boy Chocolate
>Ends with the boy giving the Tanuki Chocolate
It's like poetry
It rhymes

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>>14474521
I like the thought of getting a blowjob from one while she's still part submerged. Mermaids are pretty nice.

>> No.14474539

>>14474531
No! I'll kick and scream all the way! Everyone will know what a soulless, garbage-tailed bitch she is!

>>14474533
Now that's just mean.

>> No.14474540

>>14474531
Oh, she'd better believe that. And when she's plump and ready, I'm gonna be pounding that fat Tanuki ass all night long

And blow raspberries on her tummy

>> No.14474547

>>14474539
Oh?
You think she'd be there in person?

No, she's relaxing in her penthouse, smiling at the thought of your new ogre wives shattering your pelvis.

>>14474540
I just hope you're ready to give both of her babies Anon.
Because they aren't going to let go.
Anticipate heart pupils.

>> No.14474549

>>14474197
>say yes because I'm lonely
>try to do my best to prepare
>it doesn't work, spend the whole dance flooding the room with spaghetti
>embarrass myself, which I'm used to so don't care
>also unfortunately embarrass her, which is terrible
>she hates me
>I hate me
>kill self
>soul goes to hell, body stolen by some faggot lich to be made into Frankenstein
Not even in death can I find release

>> No.14474551

>>14474547
I'll call the police! The media! Post on the internet! I'll drag her name through mud!

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>>14473794
>All we're saying... is give harems a chance!

>> No.14474555

>>14474551
Oh Anon.
Who does she buy out now to keep her interests protected?

Who does she pay off to sell her products?

The internet? Her ITDF keeps her safe!

You have no hopes now, all you can look forward is green skinned muscle women and babies.

>>14474554
Ok.

>> No.14474556

>>14473084
Double from Skullgirls. Basically a Shoggoth.

>>14473106
>>14473109
>Amazonian Jinkos and Edgelords
>Implying they can hold a candle to amazon position Ork

>> No.14474558

>>14474555
Then I'll drown myself in the bathtub!

>> No.14474563

>>14473179
Well, if i tried to "impress" her I'd just look like a faggot, so I guess I'll just be nice or something

>> No.14474564

>>14474558
>Implying your water isn't secretly an slime agent who will wrap you up and milk you till unconsciousness, stopping your suicide and allowing them to take you away.

>> No.14474565

>>14474564
Swallow all the pills I can find!

>> No.14474566

>>14474565
Hah!
Just demonic energy pills to increase semen production!
Hope you enjoy cumming like a fire hose.

>> No.14474567

>>14474566
Just run in a random direction for as long as I can!

>> No.14474569

>>14474567
Hellhounds

>> No.14474570

>>14474567
WE GOBBA GODA SPACE

>> No.14474575

>>14474569
I have a squeaky toy and a shotgun.

I'm sorry miss yeller.

>> No.14474581

>>14474575
The squeaky toy has had it's squeaker removed and your shotgun fires M&Ms now.

She's been preparing for a long, long time.

>> No.14474584

>>14474581
And so have I.

I'm sorry again, miss yeller, but your bizzare deus ex machina sex magic does nothing in the real world.

And besides, dogs hate chocolate.

>> No.14474590

>>14474584
>And besides, dogs hate chocolate.
What are you talking about anon? They love it.
http://www.touhou-project.com/th/res/34480.html

>> No.14474597

>>14474590
NO!

>> No.14474603

>>14474366
>Bapho
>even close to Lillim

No anon.

>> No.14474604

>>14474584
Didn't KC state that Werecats and Werewolves can eat stuff like chocolate with issue?

>> No.14474605

>>14474590
I remember the first thread that was posted in

>> No.14474609

>>14474604
I have no idea, but we're basically writing fanfiction anyway.

Under that context it is perfectly reasonable to hunt evil rape dog ladies with shotguns loaded with chocolate.

>> No.14474610

>>14474590
Damn it. I was hoping for scat.

>> No.14474613
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>>14474536
Not pink enough.

>> No.14474615

>>14474584
>>14474609
Chocolate basically does next to nothing to large canines.
Especially if they're M&Ms.

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>>14474610

>> No.14474622

>>14474615
Don't be silly anon, we all know double-ought em' shells are an excellent choice for home defense in shitty hellhound neighborhoods.

>tfw you will never remove rapist mutts with a m590 loaded with Halloween candy

>> No.14474627

>>14474622
>"No one lays a finger," gun cocks, "on my butter finger."
>Hellhound blinks before a king sized butter finger is fired at her.

>> No.14474632

>>14474627
>it lands and promptly melts on her cleavage
>she gives him a "come hither" look and tells him to get his butterfinger back

>> No.14474634

>>14474622
I'll crank open a fire hydrant on them in the winter and watch them freeze and slip and slide on the ice

>> No.14474635

>>14474634
>Hellhound
>freezing

>> No.14474639

>>14474590
>>14474627
>breaking news!
>in a recent gang confrontation, two paladins attacked and killed three hellhounds with firearms in a brutal assault
>the perpetrators used shotguns loaded with M&Ms, a brutal tactic designed to kill, causing the hellhounds to explosively dedicate out their digestive organs
>when one of the perpetrators was captured by police he made the following statement: that "they had it f***in coming, they kept sh*tting on my lawn and pissing on the fire hydrants"
>updates will come as the police release more information.
>up next, which Christmas themed vibrators is right for you?

>> No.14474642

>>14474635
Even the inferno inside a volcano will eventually cool and harden to stone...

>> No.14474648

>>14474642
But Hell will not freeze over.

>> No.14474650

>>14474648
How ironic then, that the layer in which the fallen angel is trapped is a frozen land, not one of flames.

>> No.14474655
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>>14474642
They're magical wolf girls from the land of the beastgirl with three butts.

Unless you're into Frost Hounds...

>> No.14474656

>>14474648
We can fix that.
Just make some pigs fly and get some nerds laid.

>> No.14474660

>>14474655
>three butts.
What

>> No.14474663 [SPOILER] 
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You could make her t he happiest girl in the world Anon...

>> No.14474664

>>14474660
The mouth butt.
The butt butt.
The lower front butt.

>> No.14474667

>>14474660
Cerberus jokes.

>> No.14474668

>>14474664
I don't think I want a girl with an anus in her mouth

>> No.14474674

>>14474663
But I don't want to lose my virginity.

>> No.14474677

>>14474663
I would if I could

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>>14474663
I already did, just not in the way she expected.

>> No.14474681

>>14474650
Dante's Inferno is NOT CANON.

>> No.14474687

>You will never remove the smug off a monster girl by showing the strength you've gained from training to live in Monster Girl World without worry

>> No.14474688

>>14474663
I would love to.

>> No.14474691

>>14474603
But they can't be placed in top tier since they are the strongest monster physically and they are far stronger than dragons anon.
They are probably ranked between the two though since one of them transforms one of the "fallen heroes" into one of the most powerful Witch.
The only other mamonos who can do this are Lilims. They deserve their place.

>>14474663
Best Centaur.

>> No.14474701

>>14474691
Sure but they are still far far from Lillims. Baphos are SSJ3, Lillims are SSG.

>> No.14474704

>>14474681
It's canon enuff mang

>> No.14474713

>>14473265
>Diablo
Tired of that hoighty-toighty flashlight vagina shit tier demon girl

>> No.14474721

>>14474681
>Dante's Inferno isn't canon
>He wouldn't the ultimate CC

>> No.14474723

>>14474681
>Self-insert fanfiction
>Not canon

Ya don't say.

>> No.14474729
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14474729

Everyone Pre-Register for the Monster Musume game. And so the wait begins

>> No.14474732

>>14474729
Did so months ago, I'm not looking forward to having to go through all the furry drops to get some nice girls but it should be a fun time waster at least.

>> No.14474735

>>14474729
Does it actually come out on the 17th?
Or is that just the end of pre-reg and nothing else?

>> No.14474736

>>14474729
Too many bitches with button noses.

>> No.14474738

>>14474735
Just the end of the pre-reg. Hopefully we get the game before the end of the year. Make sure you have a VPN though to register and play

>>14474732
Indeed

>> No.14474739

>>14474639
>they kept sh*tting on my law
That can drive any man crazy.

>> No.14474741

>>14474732
>furry
They're not fucking furry god damn it agh
It's jsut a fuckig nose!
They don't even have fur on their bodies god damn it
Half of them are cosplay tier
Stahp with these words, they get on my plums like you wouldn't believe

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>>14474732
>All these cute beast girls
>Ruined by button nose

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>>14474736
>>14474742
>It's okay to have literal horse pussy but goddamn man, button noses

>> No.14474749

>>14474741
Those noses are totally furry dude, as much as Callie from Swat Kats. Who is fucking hot but still a fucking furry.

>> No.14474752

>>14474748
I bet you were one of those guys that used to say Polt wasn't furry.

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>>14474752
THIS. Is a furry. Polt is not.

>> No.14474757

>>14474749
I'd you seriously think a button nose makes something furry, you're actually retarded.

Like no joke, completely retarded.

The Polt triggering was bad enough, this is just...

>>14474752
She isn't. She's a character from a Japanese manga.

They don't even HAVE furries there.

>> No.14474759

>>14474736
>>14474742
This better be bait.

>> No.14474761

>>14474755
Go back to your Skype group, special ed.

>> No.14474763

>>14474755
>Polt has a snout, six nipples, and is covered in hair so thick you can't shave it with a razor
>Not furry

This bait is delicious

>> No.14474766

>>14474759
Okay, I take it back. Not ruined.
Just moved up the furry scale some 5-10%.
Not enough to be as furry as Polt, but still enough to make me cautious.

>> No.14474767

>>14474748
I remember reading somewhere about how humanity had evolved to identify faces, it's why uncanny valley is a thing.

>> No.14474771

>>14474763
Her hair is only thick enough at her pelvis. Jesus Christ you're daft.

>> No.14474772

>>14474763
You're misinterpreting both the fandom AND the character sheet.

It doesn't matter. This argument is dumb anyway

>> No.14474775

>>14474767
Well yeah, but it's not like any of these faces in general are close enough to trigger that.

>> No.14474776

>>14474771
>The thick fur covers the nipples on her abs
>No, it's only on her pelvis!

Not sure if stupid or filthy secondary

>> No.14474779

>>14474772
Furries as characters are one thing. Furries as a bunch or fursuit faggot fans are another. Just because the first is not the second does not mean it's not furry.

>> No.14474780

>>14474776
Isn't the entire body just one big pelvis anyway?

>> No.14474781
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What does /mgg/ think of squirrels?

>> No.14474783

Here we go again.

>> No.14474784

>>14474776
Just gonna put this out here because apparently people don't realize this
It says that, sure, but she doesn't lactate from them.

They're nonfunctional remnant organs like your tailbone.

This argument is still silly. Involvement in the furry fandom makes something furry. A button nose does not.

>> No.14474785

>>14474780
You're thinking how most of the body is a modified abdomen. Pelvis is a bone.

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>>14474781

>> No.14474791

>>14474784
>but she doesn't lactate from them.

It doesn't say that at all. In fact it goes the other way and says there's breeds with four developed tits.

>> No.14474792

>>14474783
Thanks guy, I couldn't have figured this out on my own.

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>>14474763
If I truly wanted to thin veiled bait you extraordinarily easy-to-get-in-a-tiff retards I'd say something along the lines of "Gnolls having pseudo-penises are A-OK because it happens in the animal kingdom!"

Or "Stop oppressing Alps because you're just forcing your mysoginistic CIS gender patriarchical dynamic on a beautiful butterfly who came out of her cocoon in order to embrace her own feminimity!"

Or Your waifu is shit, will never be real, and you're going to die alone as a lonely neckbeard subsisting off of Tostito Pizza Bites and Mcnuggies.

>> No.14474795

>>14474781
>>14474788
I like them, but I'd rather you avoid dumping RO sprites for no reason like you did yesterday.

>> No.14474796

>>14474781
As a small part of /mgg/: Stop spamming this RO shit.

>> No.14474797

>>14474795
I'm sorry anon-kun. It's just these two images this time. I've stopped dumping images now.

>> No.14474800

>>14474794
No no. Something that obvious wouldn't get near the reaction of what you did instead.

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Oh kenkou, I could just hug you.

>> No.14474811

>>14474800
Maybe because Polt isn't a furry? She's covered in full body hair, yes. But she has enough human attributes that she's not fully kemono.

Going by Western logic, Rachnee, Centorea, Mero, and Miia are all furries because 50% of their bodies are animal.

>> No.14474814

>>14474808
That makes one of us.

>> No.14474816

>>14474808
>Kenkou was later hugged so softly that Mari didn't realise she was smothering the poor girl in her tits, suffocating her

>> No.14474817

>>14474779
Nigga you are dumb.

Just because one thing looks like another does not make them the same.

>> No.14474818

>>14474811
Where do you people come from? Can't be from here. /monster/? the wiki? Did the MM threads finally die on /a/? What brought you here stranger?

>> No.14474819

>>14474808
KC sounds like he could use a hug lately, poor guy's overworking himself. His alt-universe Baphomet self is probably working herself to the bone for the Sabbath too.

>> No.14474823

>>14474791
Dude you didn't even read it.

Enough of this. This argument is dumb.

>> No.14474825

>>14474819
He sounds like he could use some sleep
Someone send him a tactical MG care package: A Yeti and a Weresheep

>> No.14474828

>>14474817
When the definition of something is based purely on it's visual appearance, you bet your ass it does.

>> No.14474832

>>14474828
Okay now you're just wrong.

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>>14474825
>Baphomet KC being held in place by a yeti Weresheep in her bed
>She struggles to get free but the pair of them wrap themselves around her body and tell her to have a nice dream about finding a strong Onii-chan to rely on
>Unable to resist the Weresheep's wool she starts drifting to sleep
>Her Familiar helper who hired the two of them smiles softly from the door and quietly closes it as she leaves
I want to protect KC-chan's smile.

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>>14474823
Take a look in the mirror pal. I really hope you're not basing your assumption on what breasts are developed. It is super common in mammals to have two nipples more developed than the rest and have them all lactate, even in things like rabbits. If you're female and have nipples, they all lactate. Even if you don't have nipples you lactate.

>> No.14474837

>>14474819
>>14474825
I want to see a familiar dressed like a _cute_ santa putting a blanket over KC-baphomet who's snoozing on her desk.

>> No.14474839

>>14474832
That would be you. "Japan doesn't have a shitty furry fanbase so they can't make furry content" is so offbase you're on the moon.

>> No.14474840

>>14474835
Okay, so by this definition, you, are a chimpanzee because they are your evolutionary distant cousins.

It still doesn't matter, because she still had literally had nothing to do with the furry fandom and probably never will, and you need to shaddap before the mods come.

>> No.14474842

>>14474837
>Not dressed as "Santa's little helper"
You know, Elves.

>> No.14474844

>>14474833
I want to pat KC-chan's cute head.

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>>14474833
>KC-chan

>> No.14474847

>>14474842
that's a good idea too

>> No.14474850

>>14474839
Japan doesn't have any furries so it doesn't matter either way, will you can it with your bullshit?

>> No.14474852

>>14474840
>Get told the biologic standard that any healthy female of a species with nipples lactates from all of them when feeding, and that there's a shit ton of examples of a couple nipples being more developed than the rest in just about everything
>Start some false "by your logic" bullshit

Did you ever wonder why puppies and kittens fight for the best nipple on their mom? Obviously not.

>> No.14474854

>>14474850
About that...

>> No.14474860

>>14474852
Nigger, this is the mg universe and things aren't held to your autistic standards.

Look, tell you what, if you can find me a quote from crabman himself that says she's got six tits (she doesn't) you win.

>>14474854
I'm glad you keep up with furry culture to the extent to know of all their developments, but that ain't my fetish, so I don't.

>> No.14474868

>>14474850
>Japan doesn't have any furries so it doesn't matter either way

And how does what the Japanese care about matter to us? Are you Japanese?

>> No.14474871

>>14474860
See the pic here
>>14474835

>Being this defensive about being wrong and ignorant of basic gradeschool biology, especially about crabman who likes to be biologically autistic anyway.

Peddle your headcanon elsewhere.

>> No.14474872

>>14474868
Of course
This is /jp/, everyone here is jap

>> No.14474878

>>14474868
>And how does what the Japanese care about matter to us?
That's the point, it doesn't. People here don't hate furries because of the
>you wannu fug animuls
Meme. Of course that's a smaller part of it, but the real reason they're b& to /b/ is because of the weird, forced "fursecution" culture bullshit.

Japan doesn't have the culture, so the autism that would follow any drawing doesn't occur. This is why people don't bitch about Bagi being "furry" on 2ch.

>> No.14474880

>>14474871
>Being this defensive about being wrong and ignorant of basic gradeschool biology, especially about crabman who likes to be biologically autistic anyway.
You autistic motherfucker, you literally just contradicted yourself.

>> No.14474881

>>14474878
So we should just let furries be posted here, like the trolls used to do when we first moved to /jp/. Got it.

>> No.14474884

>>14474880
>It's basic biology
>Crabman loves to throw in extra biology in his girls so it's far more likely to be biologically accurate/autistic than not

I say, I say I think you need some reading comprehension son.

>> No.14474886

>>14474881
No, of course not.

But Polt isn't furry, so she's fine.

She's not western in orgin. Furry is extremely western.

>> No.14474891

>>14474884
>monster girls
>biologically accurate
Yeah, I'm done. Good riddance.

>> No.14474894

>>14474886
Jet whole buddy is covered in fur and she has a snout, she is a furry
If you want to talk about her so much, go to /a/ EMG threads

>> No.14474896

>>14474894
And we're brought back to having no understanding of either 4chan or outside culture. Lurk fucking more.

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>>14474886
>But Polt isn't furry, so she's fine.
>She's not western in origin. Furry is extremely western.
Kemono and furry are the same shit.

>> No.14474898

>>14474886
>Furry is extremely western.
Search メスケモ on pixiv and educate yourself.

>> No.14474899

>>14474891
You deny he doesn't pull all his little facts from animals like that?

>Horses and three hours of sleep
>Snakes and temperature shedding
>The study about spiders and caffeine

There is no reason for your "only lactates from two nipples instead of six when the vast majority of mammals on earth doesn't follow that" to break from that pattern.

And boy are you ass ravaged about it.

>> No.14474903

YEAH SO ANYWAY.

furry autism aside, I think we can agree that button noses are getting a bit overused

>> No.14474905

>>14474896
>Being this much of a newfag
Seriously bro. Where you from? It's not here.

>> No.14474907

>>14474899
Dude you are literally using your own headcanon to try to make the wold ascribe to your own retarded ideas.

>> No.14474909

>>14474903
Yeah, those autists that think furry is only western furfags were really shitting up the place.

>> No.14474910

>>14474905
I proved that you have no knowledge of 4chan, so I can call you a newfag.>>14474905

>> No.14474913

>>14474907
Dude, you are literally forcing your own retarded headcanon that breaks from every crabman trend due to your own complete ignorance of how the world works. That's what's sad. You can't even see it. You even posted it like it was a fucking fact way up here.
>>14474784

>> No.14474916

>>14474910
>Only one person realizes what an out of touch dumbass you are.
Try again. This isn't even me. >>14474894

>> No.14474919

>>14474913
You didn't disprove me when I challenged you and in fact tried to liken a fake character to a real animal.

You could have said that I did the same (you didn't) but that doesn't matter because I just said "all right, can you prove it then?" And did you?

No.

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After a bad turn of events you've found yourself unemployed in monster girl city. Your Tanuki boss fired you for a mistake that wasn't your fault and worse still, the Cheshire who really made the mistake laughed at you on your way out.

With rent to pay and bills due soon you apply for as many jobs as possible and actually get offers from a couple of them, they all give similar rates of pay so the deciding factor is which one you can see yourself enjoying the most.


1. The Zipangu supermarket. A store owned by a Christmas cake Chochin-Obake in the Zipangu district of the city that caters to monster girls missing the taste of their homeland, most of the workers are of Zipangu origin too with a tired looking Oomukade filling the shelves and a pair of Onis handling deliveries. In your new job you would be expected to work at the counter and process payments from the various customers, the store has a lot of regulars you would be expected to get along with including a flirty Kejourou highschooler, a kind old Nureonago who could talk all day and an otaku Gazer who keeps coming in to buy pocky. A lot of quiet hours are to be expected so helping the Oomukade with shelf filling or doing stock takes when there's nothing else to do is also part of your role.
Benefits include after work drinking sessions with the rest of the staff and free snacks during lunch hours.


2. The local call centre. Less of a traditional call centre and more of a research lab, your job here would be to call lists of people and ask them various questions to help the Lich who owns the place in her research. The questions are all, as expected of a lewd nature with the purpose of helping develop new sex toys for monster girls of all kinds. Other workers include a Dhampir who ran away from home and wants to pay for college, a Dullahan who is prone to losing her head during calls and an Apophis who keeps prank calling Pharaohs while on her break and gets away with it due to the boss not caring.
You're warned that being a man, monster girls you call may try and initiate phone sex with you and that sexual harassment is a workplace hazard but the benefits seem decent, being a lab that develops sex toys they don't mind you looking at nsfw content and after hours there's staff competitions at Super Mamono‎ Kart and other similar games.


3. Minotaur Storage. A warehouse for a couple of local businesses, despite the name the current owner is a kind Holstaur who thought that people might find the place more reliable if it was named after a stronger race. Duties include the kind of stuff you'd expect from the line of work, picking goods, printing a label and handing them over to the delivery team. Being such a large place it has more staff than the other two places and most of them are rather on the strong side, Jinkos, Ogres and the like are all over the place carrying huge boxes with ease and there's the odd Goblin or Baphomet making use of their unnatural strength.
Although the Holstarus employs a lot of people she cares for each and every one of them, often offering her workers warm drinks in the winter or bringing them ice water in the summer. Benefits of the job include a free gym membership and vouchers for the local massage parlour to use on days when the heavy lifting is getting to you.


There's also a letter for a place you don't remember applying for, it's an office job on the other end of town and seems kind of fishy but it might be worth checking out at least

>> No.14474930

>>14474919
But I did, right here.
>>14474899

Crabman goes the biologic route when he can, always. Mermaid fish mucus, snakes loving eggs, bird baths, the list of examples is basically infinite. He loves that shit. You're the one saying something should deviate from that. That puts the onus on you to prove it. And you can't.

And I used the qualifier "when he can" on purpose, to indicate that when he can't like undead or magic then he doesn't. Had to spell that out since you have terrible reading comprehension.

>> No.14474931

>>14474928
Fuck that, I'm gonna an hero and kill the Cheshire and then myself.

>> No.14474933

>>14474928
I'd take a look at the place on the other end of town.

>> No.14474934

>>14474818
I've been in these threads for a while. Don't really care what you people seem to think anyway but it's hilarious seeing you go all /x/

>> No.14474938

>>14474928
Check out the mystery letter. It can't be that bad.

>> No.14474943

>>14474928
The supermarket.

>> No.14474944

>>14474930
Okay then, so if we're going biologic then my statement here is still relevant>>14474784
Because they are only on "distant cousins"

I would also like to make the statement that polt's nose is not actually wet because if those very wolf-llike kobolds are distant cousins, the nose would have lost that wet property and just become fairly normal, a bit with the visual appearance similar.

Under your standards I can do this all and more.

In fact, under these standards, I could easily day that Rach would eat her husband after procreation (or have her husband destroy her genitals), or that mero could change genders, or any number of other things.

These standards are dumb, and if you carry on with them with your same argument you're hypocritical.

>> No.14474945

>>14474928
Well, Supermarket sounds alright to a degree, but I think I'll go to office job again since I'm not exactly strong enough for storage.

>> No.14474947

>>14474928
Lets look into that mystery letter

>> No.14474948

>>14474934
Wait I know you. You're that guy that calls this the non human girl thread in his little peabrain, aren't you.

>> No.14474953

>>14474944
Female mammals lactating from every nipple they have is as basic a principle as all vertebrates breathing oxygen. You're reaching terribly with your false equivalence and falling flat on your face.

>> No.14474955

>>14474928
Mystery Letter, I bet it's from Wonderland!

>> No.14474956

>>14474948
More like I'm the guy that drinks himself into a stupor with whiskey and rye, hoping that this'll be the day the thread dies.

>> No.14474960

>>14474928
>free gym membership and vouchers for the local massage parlour
Holy crap! Sign me up for the warehouse job!

>> No.14474961

>>14474953
Furry connotations aside this is scientifically wrong, by the way.

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14474962

>>14474521
MGs have come pretty far since times when feudal fishermen would talk about sirens over mugs of grog. Mermaids seem to be kinda vanilla now as far as MGs go, especially when you consider we've got oomukade and ushi-oni and shit.

Sometimes the original flavor is still the best though.

>> No.14474965

>>14474961
I get tired of saying vast majority every time. Arguing with a guy like him is like arguing with a bible thumper.

"It's this way 98% of the time."
"Ah then you can't be completely sure."

>> No.14474969

>>14474933
>>14474938
>>14474945
>>14474947
>>14474955
On entering the office you find yourself quickly patted down by the pair of dragons acting as security and given the all clear, before you can ask what's going on you're greeted by a tall and intimidating Chimera. Her face is lightly scared, her body as built as an Oni and she presents herself in a sharp looking suit but despite all of that she welcomes you with a warm smile.


Mystery box, the mob. It takes a while for it all to set in but it seems you have been offered the chance to be a personal helper for the head of the monster girl Mafia. She's had her eye on you for a while ever since she seen you while visiting your old workplace and the moment she heard about your situation she couldn't help herself in taking a chance to have you by her side.
Duties on the job are simple enough, making the Chimera coffee, filing her documents and attending meetings with her to keep her company. In return she can offer you a better rate of pay than any other job you could get legally with your qualifications and she can even offer you a bit of revenge, say the word and she can have your former Tanuki boss and that Cheshire bitch who framed you chained up in an abandoned warehouse of your choosing along with a fresh supply of Oomukade and Manticore venoms to use on them.
The only downsides are that you have to move to a closer location so you can be by her side at a moment's notice and you can't tell your friends and family what you really do for a living but it doesn't sound that bad right?

>> No.14474970

>>14474969
Does this mean we'll be smuggling shotas and drider venom and shit? I don't want to extort poor old MGs either.

>> No.14474971

>>14474969
I am happy that i went with the letter

>> No.14474974

>>14474969
Jackpot. As long as I don't have to do too much of the dirty work, I am perfectly okay with this outcome.

>> No.14474975

>>14474962
I see what you mean, and thing have come quite far. I still like mermaids a lot, their one of my personal favorites, and I don't always need crazy things to make me happy. I want to cuddle them and rub their cute fin ears while they sing me a lovely melody.

>> No.14474978

>>14474969
>Tanuki boss and that Cheshire bitch who framed you chained up in an abandoned warehouse of your choosing along with a fresh supply of Oomukade and Manticore venoms to use on them.
Yeessssss...
I don't really mind the tanuki, I think she was just doing her job, but fuck that Cheshire man.

>> No.14474979

>>14474969
[legitimate businessmen] are bad tho

>> No.14474986
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14474986

>>14474970
>>14474974
She wouldn't have the object of her desire put himself at risk with too much dirty work. You're mostly doing safe office duties and attending meetings for her more legitimate work she uses as a front.
>>14474978
>fuck that Cheshire man
That's the plan.

>> No.14474989
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>>14474975
Is it bad that I dig the whole wheelchair thing for mermaids? Disability moe shouldn't be as strong as it is.

I know it's not a healthy way of thinking, but I like being relied on. It makes me feel important and dependable.

I feel like kind of a dick when I HNNG at it.

>> No.14474990

>>14474970
>Driders
>Implying they exist in MGE

>> No.14474991

>>14474928
I'll take the call center. I want to romance that Dhampir.

>> No.14474998

>>14474986
I don't mean sex I mean rape and mindbreak until she's my pet

>> No.14474999

>>14474991
I've worked at a call center before. Don't.

>> No.14475000

>>14474990
We call them Arachne. Or you mean you want all the drow and evil god baggage that comes with it?

>Driders are dark elf subs cursed by their sadist goddess

>> No.14475003

>>14474969
Sure thing, Boss. Have any recommendations for housing?

As for revenge, I want the frame job the Cheshire pulled on me to come to light. I want her to lose everything. Then she can go to the warehouse. I'm sure she'll get the message after I fill her ass with a Manticore/Oomukade venom solution, cork it with a pig tail buttplug, and leave her to marinate for a day or two. If she oinks convincingly enough when I get back, I might down a raging mushroom or two and have at her. Otherwise, we can always get a bit more extreme.

>> No.14475009

>>14474999
I'm currently at one right now. The call center in question seems like a marked improvement.

>> No.14475012

>>14475009
MGs is a huge improvement, I can't imagine the job itself will change much though.

Are old people super rude or what?

>> No.14475028

>>14474989
Personally, I don't see anything wrong with that thinking. Your helping out someone you love who can't get around as easy, plus she would be so grateful for you helping her and it's always something that can happen in anyone's relationship. If she needed help getting around on dry land, I'd gladly help her because she's my girlfriend and I love her for who she is, plus it can be a great way to help form a trusting bond with your girlfriend.

>> No.14475039

>>14474986
Is Chimera KC's most forgettable Monster Girl?

>> No.14475040

Most of the time, yeah. sometimes they can be pretty cool though.

>> No.14475041

>>14474986
She sounds like the perfect boss.
Of course, mobs tend to have rivalries with other families, right? There's no doubt they would cause trouble, or even stoop as low as kidnapping.

>> No.14475047

>>14475041
>tfw you will never be involved with a mg gang war
I just wanna remove mutt with a Thompson before going home to be pleasured by my Cheshire slave

>> No.14475053

>>14475012
I don't work in a call center, but as someone whose job involves a lot of elderly people, yes. They can be very angry, unpleasant and shitty in general.

>> No.14475083
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14475083

>>14475039
For some, I'm rather fond of her though.
>>14475041
There's two rival families, one ran by her Echidna friend she's on good terms with and focuses on different areas of "business" while the other is a young organization owned by a Jorougumo that acts cautiously to not piss off the two more powerful gangs that could crush them.

>> No.14475084

>>14475083
That looks fucking beautiful
And it's a WIP no less

>> No.14475086

>>14475084
Unfortunately I don't think it was ever finished, I found it when trawling old deviantart stuff and never seen the finished one.

>> No.14475087

>>14475086
Damn. That's probably the best Chimera picture I've seen
And considering how Chimera doesn't even get art, that says a lot
Finish your shit people

>> No.14475102

>>14475087
No.

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>>14473772
I'm probably the only one that remembers her.

>> No.14475114

>>14475087
>us finishing anything
Please. If there's one constant on these threads, it's stories and other OC rarely being finished.

>> No.14475122

>>14475114
H-hey, I've been writing. I'm just busy with exams. A VN is a pretty big undertaking.

>> No.14475124

>>14475113
I remember when that tongue was flavor of the month and the river of tears when it got rush-ended/canceled.

>> No.14475129

>>14475122
>A VN is a pretty big undertaking.

Don't do it anon you'll end up creating a huge /vg/ thread that just won't die.

>> No.14475130

>>14475129
but I created a waifu and I want to romance her.

>> No.14475131

>>14475124
Eh, even I'll admit it wasn't the best manga series. Just like the girl.

>> No.14475136

>>14475087
It's sad how she gets zero attention, I blame the shoulder pads putting everyone off. While I don't mind them I can see why some would.
And talking of art I completely missed this happening.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2874739

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14475161

>you're getting ready to go to bed
>you need to brush your teeth to you head to the bathroom
>upon opening the door you see this
>it looks at you and casually says
>"Oh.. Hi anon!"

what do?

>> No.14475169

>>14475161
Why does she know my name?

>> No.14475170

>>14475161
brush my teeth, clearly, I am just hallucinating

>> No.14475171

I dunno what's more depressing.
How irrelevant and nothing Cerea became in EMG, or how people will defend her awful chapters that border on anti development.
inb4 shitposting cause I brought up EMG

>> No.14475174

Cold snow girls
http://i.imgur.com/dPrdglH.jpg

>> No.14475176

>>14475161
How did that fit in my stupid small bathroom? Can she even move?

>> No.14475178

>>14475174
Well, I like Yukis a bit more now.

>> No.14475179
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14475179

I want to play Chubby Bunny with a march hare! and with a doppleganger potion.

>> No.14475183

>>14475169
There are bigger questions at hand
>>14475176
Magic, your bathroom is now huge while appearing the same outside.

>> No.14475187

>>14475179
I want to tell a March Hare what big beautiful eyes she has.

>> No.14475190

>>14475179
I want to make march hare into a chubby bunny.

>> No.14475193

>>14475039
Chochin-Obake
Karakasa-Obake
Gandharva
Ant Arachne
Giant Ant
Bubble, Red, Sea Slime
Cancer
Siren
Hornet
Kesaran Pasaran
Charybdis

I hear about Chimaera sometimes but any of those above. They don't even have some pics. I probably forgot some.

>>14475174
Hot snow girl.

>> No.14475195

>>14475179
I just want to see some good March Hare artwork for once.

>> No.14475199

>>14475183
>Magic, your bathroom is now huge while appearing the same outside.
Sweet. I ask if I can learn some of that sweet sweet magic.

>> No.14475206

>>14475193
>Chochin-Obake
She has two stories at least and has a pretty cute design.

>> No.14475212

>>14475195
I feel the same way about Lich.
She has several artworks, but they all either are terrible or are ok but have shit faces.

>> No.14475218

>>14475183
But that is my question! It's bad that my bathroom has some demon in it, it's worse she knows m name!

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14475227

>having sexual relations with abominations

I'am going to go take my SON to baseball practise, enjoy never having one of those.

>> No.14475234

>>14475218
>"m-ms monster, how do you know my name"
>she rapes you
>>14475199
"c-can you teach me magic"
>raped

Don't trust magic bathroom demons kids.

>> No.14475237

>>14475227
You're son's gonna get a Monster Girl girlfriend during his teenage years.

>> No.14475243

>>14475237
And it'll be one of the really far out ones too, to rebel against his overbearing father. Something like a shoggoth, tentacle, or demon.

>> No.14475247

>>14475243
Worse.
Centaur

>> No.14475252

>>14475227
>you will never force a bastard son into playing a sport he doesn't want to play
>you will never put up from insults from other parents over your son's crappy skills on second base
>you will never watch as your son botches an easy pop fly, letting the other team score the winning run
>you will never watch in horror as, years from now, your son goes on a mass shooting spree that makes San Bernardino look like Duck Hunt in comparison
>you will never hear your son shouting at the top of his lungs as he guns down everything that moves "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME PLAY SECOND BASE?!"

>>14475243
I see him getting a mindflayer to help him get over his daddy issues.

>> No.14475253

>>14475243
Yeah probably.
>>14475247
That's likely too.

Really as soon as he hits puberty his smell's gonna atract MGs from miles away.

>> No.14475254

>>14475234
She's awfully rude.

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>>14475212
Barb drew a nice Lich recently.

>> No.14475263

>>14475124
I remember some writefag wrote a story where all kitsunes were russians who had tongues like that and teeth to match and they liked to gangrape.

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14475265

>>14475247
Is she of noble birth? And does she have big tits?

>> No.14475266

>>14475260
Poor girl got her legs all chopped up.

>> No.14475267

>>14475265
The joke is Centaur's have horse pussies and are terrible warriors.

>> No.14475269

>>14475265
>Is she of noble birth?
Yup

>And does she have big tits?

Big is an understatement.

>> No.14475271

>>14475266
She can handle it.

>> No.14475275

>>14475263
That's Kitsoviet.

>> No.14475279

>>14475275
he ded tho

>> No.14475283

>>14475279
I know that.

>> No.14475285

>>14475161
Oh great, I got a LARPer stalking me?

>> No.14475287

>>14475279
Most writefags are dead.
Even fucking Alp is dead now. I never thought that would happen.

>> No.14475290

>>14475287
That's what happens when a place goes to shit and it's not worth the time or the effort to try and bust out a quick short since it'd be like tossing a knobby bone to ghouls.

>> No.14475291

>>14475234
Alright, well if she rapes me no matter what I do, does she at least stick around afterwards?

>> No.14475316

>>14475290
where have all the writefags gone?

I miss seeing cute greentexts to draw sketch ideas from.

>> No.14475328

>>14475316
>where have all the writefags gone?
They either got burnt out or had to move on to real life stuff. They aren't all dead though since we had a story posted in the previous thread.
>I miss seeing cute greentexts to draw sketch ideas from.
Do you have a gallery/examples of your art?

>> No.14475329

>>14475316
They either stopped
went to Anonkun
or went to go suck ELH and Bob's dick

>> No.14475331

>>14475316
I'm not dead, I'm just doing something dirty. Besides, it seems like people don't like greentexts anymore.

>> No.14475342

>>14475329
Calm your tits Bollocks.

>> No.14475344

>>14475331
I still like them, not sure how many people actually dislike them honestly, or why they would

>> No.14475348

>>14475316
It's exam season man. That and I'm working on a large project and can't crank out shorts like I used to.

I'm tempted to pick up a CYOA thing I started again though.

>> No.14475349

>>14475329
No anon, it's winter so everyone is depressed/studying for finals.

>> No.14475352

>>14475316
Im actually writing right now
only batman knows if its good or not
hopefully ill get it done before sonday

>> No.14475355

>>14475344
I do too, I mean, a lot of people seem to know that greentexts are like rough drafts, but they all get buttblasted about it too.

>> No.14475356

>>14475331
Greentexts are ok.
The problems with them are
>they're used for generic shit
and
>they're almost exclusively used for cutesy stuff instead of actual stories now. Stuff like "Your daughteru sneezed and says she wants an ice cream. Uguu."

>> No.14475363

>>14475344
I used to like greentexts, but i also remember anytime someone wrote one there'd be at least one "this guy would be a good writer if he would stop greentexting" post even if people didnt get hiney hurt over it.

>> No.14475367

>>14475344
People don't dislike them. They just point and laugh at that one unhinged guy that says they're better than prose and not just a nice tool for cranking out something quick.

>> No.14475371

>>14475356
Yeah, and since greentexts are still unpolished, I can kinda see where people come from. Shit like this >>14475363 is still disheartening though.

>> No.14475374

>>14475344
I like the ones that appeal to my rather specific tastes.

>> No.14475377

>>14475363
Greentexts are snacks, the shit put on pastebin are meals. Each serves a purpose. either can be great.

>> No.14475378

>>14475316
I'm trying to write something, but it's so generic that I would put money on it being done before, if not on here then on one of the other monstergirl sites.

>> No.14475384

>>14475378
Don't worry anon, everyone hates other sites here.

>> No.14475386

Remember the original daughteru greentext? Those were the days.
I should have updated it

>> No.14475388

>>14475374
I mean, the same could be said for everybody. Even Quicksilver had people who would say they liked his greentexts.

>> No.14475389

>>14475342
Nice job confusing an Anon with somebody, you wanker.

>> No.14475390

>>14475367
>that one unhinged guy that says they're better than prose
I genuinely wonder what his thought processes are.
I mean, if prose is really an inferior way of telling stories then every novelist and writer in our languages history has been doing it wrong.

>> No.14475405

>>14475384
I know, but my biggest fear is putting effort into something, only for some guy who visits other sites to go "Hey, that anon totally ripped off this other guy no one here has heard of!" even though the probability is slim.

>> No.14475408

>>14475328
Didn't get burned out so much as I realize how much I hate other people influencing my choices in writing which leaves me unable to do what I'd like to do.

No, I don't want to write more fucking Manticore or grapesnake or whatever the fuck. If anything I'd rather write a story about a man going on a date with an Orc who looks more /tg/ with the mouth tusks and forcing her into maid moe.

Because we all know muscle maids are love.

>> No.14475414

>>14475328
http://snibako.tumblr.com/tagged/monstergirls
mind the tags

>>14475348
>>14475349
Makes sense. I'll be looking forward to their/your return.

>>14475352
>>14475378
Keep fighting the good fight anons.

>> No.14475415

>>14475390
Well, I'm not that anon, but greentexts show more of a writer's process and allows for them to get new ideas and critiques immediately. From an analytical standpoint, greentexts are really good if analyzing peoples thought processes is your thing. But, as this is 4chan, it's probably just bait or autism.

>> No.14475417

>>14475389
He's the only faggot butthurt enough to bring up either of those two out of nowhere. Even if it isn't actually him such behavior should be ridiculed and scorned.

>> No.14475420

>>14475405
So? it's better than writing trash.

I've written some shit I'm actually ashamed of. Nothing wrong with playing it safe.

>> No.14475421

>>14475405
I did that once, even (unwittingly) down to a character's name. Nobody cared.

>> No.14475422

>>14475388
>Even Quicksilver
What do you mean by 'even Quicksilver'? Anon seems to love those greentexts. I don't get why, but personal preference varies

>> No.14475425

>>14475331
>it seems like people don't like greentexts anymore.
Please stop saying this, it's only one or two pretty vocal retards, I remember the last one was something like "please stop writing about your shitty fetish" and got banned instantly.

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>>14475316
I got bitched at for writing too many greentexts, and commercials,.

now people bitch that there aren't any greentexts.

I think i see a pattern here.

>> No.14475431

>>14475405
Could be worse. I just recently found out there's someone on furaffinity with the exact same username I use. Shit drives me up the fucking wall.

>> No.14475433

>>14475422
Exactly, I was just saying that everyone has their personal preferences in MGs and fetishes.

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>>14475408
Is/are the Orc(s) in your story like the MGE variety except green and no piggy features?
>>14475414
>snibako
Nice.

>> No.14475437

>>14475420
>So? it's better than writing trash.
Oh, it's trash alright. Whether anon agrees with this remains to be seen.

>> No.14475439

>>14475430
Same here. People just like to bitch, I guess.

>> No.14475442
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14475442

>You've been happily married for a couple of years now
>Your Anubis waifu has been depressed lately and refuses to talk to you about what's wrong
>One day you come home and find her trying on her old school uniform
>The buttons are still undone and the tie is dangling between her moderately sized breasts
>When she looks at you she starts crying in embarrassment
>It turns out that she's been worried about her 30th birthday coming up and that you might see her as old since she has a couple of years on you
How do you go about cheering her up?

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14475444

>>14475430
It seems that the common theme with this thread is that no one is allowed to be happy

>> No.14475445

>>14475430
If you're who I think you are, you spammed those commercials for three straight threads then claimed people telling you to stop were one person.
It was retarded.

>> No.14475446

>>14475430
>greentexts, and commercials,.
>commercials
To be honest, those got kinda bad after a while.

>> No.14475449

>>14475439
I got a ton of material about the Ryu and her TV shows.

>> No.14475451

>>14475442
Lolification potions.

>> No.14475453

>>14475430
Different sets of people I guess, it's impossible to please everybody so as long as you don't do stuff that will piss off the majority such as futa and yuri it's fine to write whatever you like.

>> No.14475454

>>14475446
Well, I did stop, and did a fuckton of MGC dating games since then.

>> No.14475455

>>14475430
People probably wouldn't have complained so much if you hadn't oversaturated the threads with commercials.
I got compared to you to the point where I seriously cut down on the waifu wars because I realized that that guy was partially right and I was doing them too often.
Now I do them once a month.

>> No.14475456

>>14475442
Get some potions and help her gain some larger jiggly jackal jubilees.

>> No.14475458

>>14475430
>The good people die
>and Gamer Lich fag still lives

Time to get a drink.

>> No.14475461

>>14475328
I don't know if I count as one any more due to my lack of activity but I keep trying to write stuff.
I'm just always convinced it's shit.

>> No.14475463

>>14475430
I think it's good to keep in mind that it can be pretty difficult to gauge whether people like something or not on anonymous boards. Lots of people might like it, but are just keeping quiet, while 1 or 2 butt blasted anons can raise up enough fuss to make it seem like the whole world hates something. Trust your instincts and if you've got a writing group, trust their critiques.

>> No.14475464

>>14475446
>after a while.
They were shit after the first thread. He then decided to see how far he could push a burnt out idea until anons pointed it out to him.

>> No.14475465

>>14475442
The only way I know how. Hugs, cuddling, and playing video games together.

>> No.14475468

>>14475442
Fuck her brains out, of course. Tell her that women as great as her improve with age, like fine wine, and that I age too. Fuck again and then sit on the porch yelling at kids to get off our lawn.

Or just say fuck it and do what this guy did >>14475451

>> No.14475474

>>14475463
I think this is the worst advice you could give. Every one of the most reviled people in this thread always said "It's just one or two people hating on me."

>> No.14475475

>>14475455
>spoiler
And this is why you are no where near as bad as commercial.
You know when to (sort of) stop and lack the ego.

>> No.14475476

>>14475434
Something like that.

>>14475417
Except I didn't bring either one of them up you cock snorting finagler. If Bob and ELH want to do their own things let them. I don't really give one honest fuck at this point because I've got more headache inducing shit to worry about.

>> No.14475477

Is there a pastebin for MGC stuff, it was before my time.

>> No.14475479

>>14475451
>She forgets to take her clothes off before taking the potion
>She shrinks while still wearing them
>Your wife is now a loli Anubis with clothes way too big for her and the sleeves dangling off the end of her paws with plenty of room to spare
You better not laugh at her.

>> No.14475480

>>14475458
Commercial wrote gamer lich?

>> No.14475481

>>14475476
Take your butthurt elsewhere.

>> No.14475484

>>14475464
That's why we don't have green texts.
Your negativity chases them off. or just makes them not want to write like >>14475461

You are the cancer anon.

>> No.14475488

>>14475461
That just means you have the right attitude and a genuine desire to improve. People with high self-esteem and who think their work is great have no business in the arts or any creative field. If you think your writing is shit, you're doing it right.

>> No.14475492

>>14475479
I don't usually laugh at sexy things anon. I'd pick her up in a princess carry and take her out for new clothes and ice cream. I'd even let her call me onii-chan if she really wanted to.

>> No.14475493

>>14475480
Yes. Somebody else can give the details if they want. I have a date with a fifth of bourbon and an empty word document.

>> No.14475495

>>14475475
Honestly, I just want to have a good time y'know?
Have fun, laugh, commiserate. I don't care about people praising me as long as we have fun in the end.

>> No.14475496

>>14475484
>I'm the cancer
>not the guy who literally flooded the threads with a single idea until the threads turned on them for it
Hello commercial.

>> No.14475497

>>14475481
>Correcting erroneous claims counts as butthurt
Class act, mate.

>> No.14475501

>>14475477
Yes and no, I got it all archived, and no its not up. been too busy, even saved all of the commercial guys stuff .
Pretty much all things MGC are there. ,I also managed to get the writers guide etc.
Give me a while over the xmas break to get it up again, i'll prolly have ELH post it somewhere as well.

>>14475480
Oh hell no.

>> No.14475502

>>14475488
You should still be semi-proud of your work though anon, jesus.

>> No.14475503

>>14475497
>Implying anyone but you cares if someone is mistaken for you.

>> No.14475506

>>14475497
>>14475481

>> No.14475509

>>14475501
thanks bruv

>> No.14475512

>>14475503
If I'm to be accused of something I'd rather it be something I actually said instead of John Q Public

>> No.14475514

>>14474187
>>Monster: Non-humanoid beast with not an ounce of humanity to it.
I'm assuming by "Humanity" you mean "Humanoid Features". Since if you're talking from an intelligence stand-point...

>> No.14475516

>>14475493
Well, he did think the haters were one person, respond poorly to criticism and spam the story despite anons being annoyed by it.

>> No.14475518

>>14475496
Im not that guy, im this guy
>>14475501
I am comercial-anon .


>>14475480
No, I didn't write that shitty gamer lich crap.

>> No.14475520

>>14475514
Please don't start that up again.

>> No.14475525

What's more important when writing a story, the setting and characters, or how well it's written?

>> No.14475526

>>14475518
Wait, the commercial anon who did movie trailer parodies for months or some recent guy that did goofy tv show stuff and doesn't understand he wasn't the first to have that idea?

>> No.14475528

>>14475442
A) >>14475451
B) >>14475465
In varying order and repetition.

>>14475479
That's not cause for laughter, that's cause for clutching my chest because goddamn adorable.

>> No.14475531

>>14475525
Yes.

>> No.14475532

>>14475525
If it's a smut story just write enough PLOT that people get the general idea of the immediate setting and who the characters are. It's more about the sex at that point.

For an actual story, dunno. Ask somebody like moose.

>> No.14475533
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14475533

I wanna nibble on a Succubutts butt.

>> No.14475536

>>14475525
All are factors in the immersion. The first two have to do with how well-thought out your story is. The last one you should be able to muddle through if you passed freshman English.

>> No.14475539

>>14475533
That's nice. Nobody cares.

>> No.14475540

>>14475525
We're all amateurs here, so few of our stories are well written, and none are exactly on par with the professionals.
So setting and characters are the most important in terms of stories written for this place. Some nice world building is always very welcome, it baffles me how so few writefags bother with it.

>> No.14475541

>>14475525
I think the characters need to be believable as well as the setting , so its all three

>>14475526
Movie trailer ones, and the ones with a (Ryu) dragon watching tv commercials, Mind you I haven't done any recently, but have been doing the dating games instead , people don't complain about those .

>> No.14475543
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14475543

>>14475533
I want to ram that succubutt from behind.

>> No.14475546

>>14475512
>Implying anyone cares.

>> No.14475547
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14475547

>>14475539
Are you really so sure?

>> No.14475549

>>14475532
>Ask somebody like moose.
Do people still read that?
The world building is nice though, not that it matters when the main characters can just walk through anything in their way.

>> No.14475550

>>14475525
Depends on the goal of the story. If it's fapfuel, the setting is just a vector for smut, and the characters personalities need only enough detail to motivate fucking. Then its all about how appealing you can make said fucking.

>> No.14475555 [SPOILER] 
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>>14475540
I think MGC is an excellent example of world building.

>> No.14475557

>>14475260
I want Barb to do more with that glacies,
>glacies in glasses
Yes

>> No.14475559

>>14475541
>but have been doing the dating games instead
You mean those cookie cutter things we get roughly once or twice a thread?
Is originality toxic to you or something?

>> No.14475562

>>14475555
You're kidding, right?

>> No.14475564

>>14475555
>I think MGC is an excellent example of world building.
This is what anon actually believes

>> No.14475567

>>14475546
That attitude is part of the reason you cocks aren't worth writing for.

>> No.14475568

>>14475559
Oh gods, not those crap pick a random crap ones . please do not think those are me..

>> No.14475578
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>>14475430
Remember that one time when I imitated you to make a blasphemous Ghost Busters 3 commercial with a pissed off dragon destroying the T.V.?

Good times...

>> No.14475584

>>14475568
But there are only two types of those things on here and both are done to death:
>select a random monster from the wiki
and
>select one of three shitty restrictive options

>> No.14475588

>>14475578
Do not forget the book of the reverse scale dood.

That was the day I made her a Ryu.

>> No.14475592

>>14475584
How about I haven't done in in 3 threads?
and nope, I am not robot devil, he sucks!

>> No.14475596

>>14475451
Time to commit a fluffy crime.

>> No.14475599

>>14475592
>How about I haven't done in in 3 threads?
Because that totally will make the idea fresh again next thread.

>> No.14475609

>>14475599
Uh sure. whatever floats your boat.

>>14475596
DO IT! Go rub your face in that fox tail!

>> No.14475610

>>14475596
It's not a crime anon, she's a grown woman!

>> No.14475614

>>14475599
I'm pretty sure he just said he isn't the one spamming those every thread.

>> No.14475616

>>14475599
I like them, they are good for when the threads are ded. Or to stop anons from arguing about inane shit. Like now.

>> No.14475618

>>14475609
>Uh sure. whatever floats your boat.
That didn't even make any sense.

>> No.14475623

>>14475555
Trying to fill the retard quota for the day, are we?

>> No.14475624

I want to kiss a Wurm on the nose.

>> No.14475625
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14475625

Winter is here.
Hope you all like blue tits.

>> No.14475626

>>14475625
Are they filled with soft serve ice-cream?

>> No.14475627

>>14475625
I prefer them purple.

>> No.14475630

>>14475625
Just don't suck on the glacie's tits. Your tongue will get stuck.

>> No.14475632
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14475632

>>14475625
no, but i like sweaters

>> No.14475635

>>14475625
I want to make a Yuki's stomach a big snow mound!

>> No.14475636

>>14475547
Yes. Nobody fucking cares about Succubi.

>> No.14475645

>>14475609
I'll bury my face so deep in that tail that a wurm couldn't pull me out again.

>>14475610
Then in that case, it'll be a crime of love and passion. Because that loli is going to be loved so tenderly, she'll wake up in fevered sweats from it, weeks after the potion wears off.

>> No.14475651

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH6mw2Rc3DQ

>> No.14475654
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14475654

>>14475625
I'll let her frolic in the snow

>> No.14475656

>>14475316
I kinda liked writing at first but I was never too happy with my own work so I didn't get much out of it ultimately.

>> No.14475665

>>14475656
This. This so hard.
I look back at my old stuff and cringe, then try to improve on it for my next thing.
Only I can't help but feel paranoid that I'm writing shit without seeing it, and in the end I play it safe and just never subject anons to it.

>> No.14475669

>>14475636
I care.

>> No.14475676
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14475676

I want to make love to a Monoeye

>> No.14475689
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14475689

>>14475636
I'll have you know that I care a whole fucking lot about Succubi.
>tfw my succubutt folder is so large I don't know what image I want to post

>> No.14475691
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14475691

>>14475113
Are you kidding? Dakini best girl. I'd write a story about her but >fanfiction.

>>14475316
I'm just lazy and its finals season.
Kumiho story soon, I promise.

>> No.14475696

>>14475665
Better to have a shit story than no story. Post your stuff when it's done and you'll feel better when people read it.

>> No.14475697

>>14475689
Is she going to help that young boy study?

Also Jesus those breasts could end world hunger.

>> No.14475700

>>14475676
I'd get her drunk and pierce her with my steak if you know what I mean.

>> No.14475703

>>14475689
Just post one butt. The best butt you have.

>> No.14475710

>>14475703
>The best butt you have.
There are so many butt pictures I like, so it'd difficult to find the "best" one.
Especially if some of those happen to be 2D human grills and boatsluts.

>> No.14475713

I just wanna hold a Wurm tight.

>> No.14475716

>>14475691
>Kumiho story soon, I promise.
I eagerly await it.

>> No.14475718

>>14475691
Shut the fuck up Bollocks with your constant "I'd X but Y" papier-meche reasoning.

>>14475689
>>14475669
Then you're both plebeians.

>> No.14475719

>>14475710
No more words, only butts.

>> No.14475724

>>14475718
You are a pleb, fag.

>> No.14475742

>>14475718
You're a pleb.
>>14475719
Have five.
http://i.imgur.com/0t4ngPJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7BRARP8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GMfZDBe.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6Gfqv31.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/32HTDVT.jpg

>> No.14475743

Which monstergirls would make the bad voices go away?

>> No.14475752

>>14475742
I'm pleased.

>> No.14475753

>>14475743
Mindflayer

>> No.14475754

>>14475742
Why is Anna shoving a raddish up her ass?

>> No.14475756

>>14475743
Hellhound. She'll make the demons stop tormenting you, or else.

>> No.14475760

>>14475743
Viper Lamia.
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY CONSOLE ME THEY UNDERSTAND[/SPOILER]

>> No.14475761

>>14475743
Dolphin girls. They are good helping people.

>> No.14475772

>>14475760
Still waiting on someone to draw Miia in the Legend Killer pose

>> No.14475773

>>14475743
Siren

Her song will be in your heart as it chases away your personal demons.

>> No.14475779

>>14474118
So, what, if i want a holst I can only get one with a womb packed full of minotaur cum? What about all the other rapey monsters? You didn't think this through at all.

>> No.14475780

>>14475724
>>14475742
>Not realizing Succubi are literally the most generic and vanilla kind of MG

>> No.14475786

>>14475718
I'm gauf, not Bollocks. Do you know how much this thread hates fanfiction? I'm not gonna be responsible for starting a shitstorm.

>> No.14475787

>>14475780
Vanilla is a good flavor.
Besides, Succubi can be cute.

>> No.14475790
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14475790

>Way down yonder, get my honey come back
http://pastebin.com/Cbgt4eiM

This was supposed to be a 2k-word dialogue exercise in longhand and a little something to tie up the ambiguous ending of the sitter story, but then things got a little out of hand, for better or for (probably) worse. Oh well.

Now, I hope I'm not being too pompous for asking this, but:
What would you consider is my biggest weakness when it comes to my writing?

>> No.14475793

>>14475780
>Hating vanilla
confirmed pleb

>> No.14475794

>>14475787
>Succubi can be cute
You probably like flashlight vaginas like an absolute faggot too

>> No.14475795

>>14475780
And? There's nothing wrong with simplicity.

>> No.14475805
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14475805

>>14475760
Ey my waifu is a viper lamia!

>> No.14475808

>>14475761
Helping people into rape caves maybe

>> No.14475810

>>14475786
You're both faggots in my eyes.

>> No.14475816

I want to have a nice pasta dinner with my Kobold daughteru!

>> No.14475818

>>14475779
They weren't given to specific species, they were given out at random
Monster Lord NEET didn't think about balance, she just wanted her real life MMO

>> No.14475826

>>14475818
>Most beautiful girl of the land is in the hands of, naturally, a dragon
>When you get there, she's already addicted to dragon cock and sired five half-lings
T-thanks.

>> No.14475838

>>14475810
K.

>> No.14475840

Does someone have that picture of a blue dragon girl with a sword? I think Loen drew it and I think it was supposed to be Esdeath as a dragon girl. I've been trying to find it but I can't seem to.

>> No.14475856

>>14475826
Okay, this is going places I think most people here would rather it not. How about we drop this, burn the remains, never speak of it again, and just go back to talking about waifus?

>> No.14475862

>>14475790
>they didn't fug and hook up
What a bummer.
>Kroger
I actually live near one of those. Are you from the midwest too?

>> No.14475866

>>14475856
You started it. Like, what were you thinking?

>> No.14475867
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14475867

>>14475840

>> No.14475872

>>14475826
Remember
Male monsters aren't monster boys
Rubber forehead space chicks are all monster girls
And Japan is incapable of making furry content since they don't have a crazy furry fanbase

Tune in tomorrow for more stupid things the thread will say!

>> No.14475875

>>14475867
Thanks mate. That image doesn't seem to be uploaded anywhere.

>> No.14475882

>>14475872
Those three statements are so dumb they absolutely HAD to be made by the same mong.

>> No.14475884

>>14475866
He wasn't. But this conversation already happened earlier in the thread. You should let it drop.

>> No.14475892

Gimme a short story scenario with a Dragon (or a Jabberwock, Ryu, Wurm, or Wyvern)

>> No.14475899

>>14475892
Two characters meet and they fuck. The end.

>> No.14475903

>>14475892
Loli Ryu has a raincloud stuck over her head and she doesn't know why.

>> No.14475904

>>14475899
10/10 wud fap again

>> No.14475905

>>14475816
I want to slowly and gently make love to my kobold daughter with her sitting on my lap, clasping her little paws around my waist and panting as her mother sandwiches her from behind, pinching her pink little nipples and rubbing her back with those voluptuous breasts.

>> No.14475912

>>14475882
It would be nice if it was only one, but there's two or three at least.

Now how 'bout them sexy green orc girls? Would you tease one if you found her whitening her tusks for you?

>> No.14475913

>>14475905
You're a good man anon.

>> No.14475915

>>14475912
>Green Orc girls
Literally fuck off back to /tg/

>> No.14475917

>>14475892
Depressed Dragon ends up being cheered up by a rogue she caught trying to steal from her hoard because he noticed that her heart just wasn't in it.
They end up going on a few dates, falling in love, and getting married.

>> No.14475919
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>>14475892
Yandere tittymonster wyvern stalking her rider, whom she regards as her otouto.

>> No.14475921

>>14475915
Hey, fuck you, green orc girls a best. You leave.

>> No.14475928
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>>14475915
>Preferring bacon bits to this.
I respect your taste, even if it's terrible.

>> No.14475933
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14475933

>>14475921
>>14475928
If I wanted to fuck a Green Orc I'd just make Thrall wear a dress.

>> No.14475935

>>14475928
I'm not putting my dick in there, her fangs are spooky. I will fondle and play with her tongue though.

>> No.14475937
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>>14475928
What if we took the MGE beggin' strips, and made them green with some slight tusk action?

>> No.14475940

>>14475928
Bad anon. Shit taste is not to be respected, merely acknowledged.

>>14475933
>I want to fuck a man
I knew you were a faggot from the whole p'orc thing, but this seals it.

>> No.14475941

>>14475933
Yeah, you're so above all that by wanting to fuck a pig instead. I'm just busting your balls.

>> No.14475942

>>14475937
Did everyone forget that the term P'orc started in these threads as a way to distinguish piglike orcs from greenskinned orcs?

>> No.14475944

>>14475942
No. Didn't forget it as one of the good things we can credit to Bollocks either.

>> No.14475949
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14475949

>"Draw your blade, whelp! Show me what you've got!"

A Lizard Knight is challenging you to a fight, what do?

>> No.14475956

>>14475949
Fight her?

>> No.14475957

>>14475949
*unzips dick*

>> No.14475959

>>14475949
fight her with every thing I got

>> No.14475964

>>14475937
>tfw no group of bumbling, not-too-bright P'Orc henchwomen to order around.

>> No.14475965

>>14475942
I thought the term P'orc predated these threads?
>>14475949
Feed her a burger in order to help her gain some mass on those twiggy appendages.

>> No.14475967
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14475967

>>14475940
>>14475941
If I must lay with the pigs to defeat the Saracen then in their pen I shall make my bed. My brood will sweep across the deserts of the south and scour the heretics from wherever they dwell, bringing with us the Gospel of His Holiness Most High, Bebopus Rocksteadyus.

That and Green Orcs only work if it's Amazon-level GOAT muscle girl tier who's surprisingly submissive in bed fight me faggots

>> No.14475970

>>14475949
Tell her no I don't hit women

>> No.14475974
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14475974

>>14475083
>>14475084
>>14475086
>>14475087

>> No.14475976

>>14475949
Defend myself with my oversized flashlight.

>> No.14475977

>>14475949
Time for some bareback competition

>> No.14475980
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>>14475949
I'll fight her, but if I win, I get to molest her fat tail!

>> No.14475986

>>14475974
And the day just went from good to great

>> No.14475991

>>14475316
I've got nothing else better to do
Shoot me some ideas

>> No.14475992

>>14475967
Nope. Green jesus shaman bitches everywhere, faggot. Nothing but amazonian snu-snu in the lotus position, her abs twitching as you spear into her womb, her face next to yours, whispering and coaxing you to spill your mighty seed into her womb and breed her with powerful warriors. Stay with her forever, watch over them and her, teach them the ways of the sword as she teaches them her ancestral weaponsmithing and crude berserking axe-work.

>> No.14475995

>>14475974
>Fixed the stupid KC pauldrons and paws
10/10 Chimera

>> No.14475996

>>14475974
Hold on a second friendo, are you the one that was working on that Chimera?

If so, she looks pretty rad.

>> No.14476000

>>14475991
Something involving a scientist

>> No.14476007

>>14476000
Gee man, thats got my mind absolutely bursting with ideas. Not vague at all

>> No.14476009

>>14475991
A gang of scary Monster Girl bikers.

>> No.14476010
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14476010

>>14475967
>spoiler

>> No.14476012

>>14475996
Sorry, I'm not the original artist (inbunche), just trying to finish the lineart based upon his notes on the deviantart entry

>> No.14476014

>>14476007
Sorry, I got nothing more than that, maybe a geologist?

>> No.14476016

>>14475949
Tell her I don't fight with swords, but I can fistfight.
Then fight dirty as hell. Grab a fist full of boob and then punch her when she panics, stroke her tail when I pass before tripping her, that kind of thing.

>> No.14476020

>>14475944
No, that faggot has only done wrong and bad.

>> No.14476021

>>14475980
That can mean two things.

>> No.14476022

>>14476012
Either way it still looks pretty good.

>> No.14476024

>>14476021
What if I told you it was BOTH.

>> No.14476025

>>14475991
Use ManyEyedHydra's H-Verse as inspiration for a setting, only leave out the horrible death that follows the life-drain/soul vore he loves to put into his stories.

>> No.14476029

>>14475991
Shoggoth giving her master an under-the-desk buttjob.

>> No.14476033
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14476033

>>14476010
>Not wanting to plow a Green Orc from behind, grabbing onto her muscular buttocks
>Burying your face into her back
>Gouging out her tight Orc pussy with your manhood
>Not wanting to slap that ass and watch her green skin go red
>Not wanting her to give you a tusky kiss afterwards telling you to "fuck her like that more"
>Before she uses you like a dakimakura, still inside her

>>14475992
>Green Jesus everywhere
I swear to God faggot I will somehow find a way to travel back in time and punch Chris Metzen in the fucking face if you so much as mention that heretic's name one more time.

>> No.14476035

>>14476033
Do it, fag.

>> No.14476037

>>14476029
I've never seen a Shoggoth's exposed, jiggling blue rump before.

>> No.14476041

>>14476035
Find me a car that can go 88 mph and disperse tachyons and I will.

>> No.14476045
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14476045

>>14475949
Sorry but I'm here to be protected, if you're not strong enough to do it you're not worth my time.

Where's the nearest amazon village?

>> No.14476051
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14476051

>>14476037
I totally want to.
Don't you as well?

>> No.14476054
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14476054

>>14476033
No I don't. Big muscle girls are for snu snu you fag.

>> No.14476057
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14476057

>>14476054
>>14476054
Yeah well fuck you there's no snu-snu writers here

>> No.14476059

>>14476051
Well sure, but one can only fathom what she has stashed under all those clothes.

She is an Eldritch monster after all.

>> No.14476065

>>14476057
Well of course there aren't, good taste is something unusual these days.

>> No.14476072

>>14476057
>no snu-snu writers here
That's blatantly untrue.

>> No.14476073

>>14476025
>Using ManyEyedHydra for ANYTHING

>> No.14476076
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>> No.14476079

>>14475161
I'd smile, walk up, and give her a warm hug before going to brush my teeth.

>> No.14476083

>>14476076
Ah! A feral Monster Girl! Thank goodness it's tied up! They can be dangerous!

>> No.14476084

>>14476059
I know what she has.
A big, slightly jiggly butt.

>> No.14476089

>>14476072
Name one snu-snu writer who did anything memorable. I fucking dare you.

>>14476065
My taste is infallible because I am unshackled by the creative doctrines of the thread. Furries can still go to Hell

>> No.14476090

>>14476076
Are those heart pupils?
She's getting untied and snuggled with.

>> No.14476091

>>14476076
>no fluffy tail

>> No.14476094

>>14476073
He's a pretty good writer, but the fatal aspects always kill the boner at the absolute worst moment. There's some other aspects of his writing I could always nitpick, but technically speaking, he's very competent, and his descriptive writing is very good.

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I need a maid

>> No.14476104

I wanna adopt a baby Wurm that other foster parents claim is too hard to deal with!

>> No.14476107

>>14476094
He uses Groucho Marxisms wayyyy too fucking much.

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