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It's a monster eat monster world.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14480147
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first for succubutts

>> No.14480150

Maids are olev

>> No.14480155
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I want to be seduced by a succubutt

>> No.14480157

Wilmarina a shit.

>> No.14480159
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>no jinko waifu
I got to see tigers yesterday along with a bunch of other big cats at an animal sanctuary. They all had depressing stories as to why they were there.

>> No.14480168

ur a shit

>> No.14480183

Kikis are olev.

>> No.14480187
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>Christmas-obsessed yeti waifu
>House is transformed into a proud, awe-inspiring tribute to the holiday
>She insists on sleeping in Christmas-themed 'jammies'
>She has so many Christmas songs stuck in her head that she can't help but sing them during 'intimate times'
>Like when jackin' you off as foreplay. She even coordinates the strokes of her hand to the rhythm. "Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Laaaaaane!"
>"...Sweetie, I know this is fun for you, but...could you maybe tone it down on the holiday stuff until we finish?"
>She looks at you. Pouts. Her hand doesn't stop moving but the rhythm of her strokes change. "You're a mean one...Mr. Griiiiiiinch."

>> No.14480198

I want to play pokemon with monster girls.

>> No.14480201
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I want Fushimi-chan to own my house.

>> No.14480203

Fushimi is a bitch.

>> No.14480208
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Succubi are love.

>> No.14480210

As in, the actual vidya, or do you mean some weird equivalent where monster girls are the pokemon?

>> No.14480211

I love monstergirls

>> No.14480213

me too
i also want kemonono to continue that series

>> No.14480214

no you don't

>> No.14480225

How about a real Succubus.


>> No.14480226

The second one but for real.

>> No.14480228

So what do people mean by ManyEyedHydra H-Verse?

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YOU'RE a bitch.

>> No.14480231
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Are all Cheshire purple?

>> No.14480234

Not as much of a bitch as she is, garbage girl from a garbage series.

>> No.14480237

>passive guy
That's a real succubus but that lucky guy really needs to take some initiative

>> No.14480238

What is that?

>> No.14480245

Except the rare shiny ones, they are purple.

>> No.14480246

Purple is my favorite color

>> No.14480251

She looks cute.

>> No.14480257
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Flat Yao is a good girl.

Would waifu her just the same as regular Yao along with Alma.

>> No.14480259

RIP straightest shota ;_;

>> No.14480264

This is MGQ, m8
He is not passive, he is dead

>> No.14480265


>> No.14480266

Somebody yesterday mentioned ManyEyedHydra H-verse without the soul vore. Was wondering what they meant.

>> No.14480267

I wanna smoosh my face into some Wurm tiddies

>> No.14480269
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Fushimi is the cutest.

>> No.14480273

This artist is still alive? Source?

Google failed me.

>> No.14480275

I don't think that artist can into foreshortening.

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>> No.14480286

I like his eroge's walkthroughs such as the last Violated hero games and Monmusu quest paradox for example.
I like his h-stories too.

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>eroge's walkthroughs

>> No.14480297

I kind of wish some faggot would get to making a quest called Monster Girl Quest.

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G'day Bruce!

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>> No.14480305

That fucking doujin.

>> No.14480320

Would monster girl land have zoos?

>> No.14480324

More like heavy petting zoos

>> No.14480331

To segue out of conversations about MGQ into conversation about a different MGQ with less bullshit. I'm honestly surprised a generic monster girl quest doesn't already fucking exist, you'd think we'd be buried under them at this point.

>> No.14480332

I want a red and white Cheshire and I want to call her Valentine.

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>> No.14480337

Sure, but it'd be more like a housing complex for exotic Monster Girl life. Determining whether they're ready to be introduced or not. Some can be quite dangerous and feral.

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>> No.14480345

Fucking terrible doujin.

>> No.14480349

Yeah, but how do we make this a sex thing?

>> No.14480350




>> No.14480359

Well, I guess every now and then one would break out.

Like that Giant Cave Ushi-Oni they found in a jungle deep in the Amazon, isolated from society for centuries, who broke out and is still on the loose somewhere.

Pure white fur, pale skin, blood red eyes, shark teeth, sort of hard to miss if you bump into her.

>> No.14480367

That face is ugly.

>> No.14480369
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Speaking of, does anyone have any good ideas for incorporating MGE's world into the mechanics of an RPG?

>> No.14480373

Don't forget the sex

>> No.14480374

Just like yours.

>> No.14480384

I'm not sure, but one of the starting zones needs to be Maus Hills.

>> No.14480389

But anon, you never leave the Maus Hills.

>> No.14480400

Yeah, but like how? Sex in normal systems generally doesn't have nearly the significance it would in any setting with MGs, and if you consider for a moment the fact that MGE is a happy ending type setting, standard combat mechanics don't really fit, but an RPG or quest or whatever without combat mechanics is probably pretty boring.

Do you just replace combat with sex as a mechanic?

>> No.14480403

Only if you lose to the Cheese Bandits, then they hold you ransom for cheese.

>> No.14480410
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That's not true he's alive and fine.

Lot's of cuties keep you alive.

>> No.14480412

>>> Anonkun
Just seach monstergirl tag, there's like 20 quests who have modified it for smut and chaste games

>> No.14480435

Have enemies be robots or some kind of demonic beast, or heck, just make it a fucking Newtype monster if you want combat so much.

>> No.14480447

>telepathic manticore with the ability to use her barbs like fin funnels

>> No.14480451


Well it is Alma Elma to be fair.

>> No.14480460

Yeah, I guess beating the shit out of one another in a waifu simulator wouldn't make much sense

>> No.14480463

Gundam with monster girls seems like a pretty neat idea.

>> No.14480466

>Be out in the woods.
>See big tough wolf looking at you.
>Get scared and start running
>She catches up and even gets in front of you.
>You're prepared for rape.
>She just brushes up against you, hugs your and licks you
How do you react?

>> No.14480468

Whenever I think about GundamXMonsterGirls, one roadblock that always comes up would be controls for girls with significantly non-human body-shapes; such as tauric-types, mermaids, lamiae, etc.

The only thing that really comes to mind is the Mobile Trace ala Funsaiki.

>> No.14480470

Stab her while her guard is down. I already know were this licking is heading.

>> No.14480475

Ruffle her hair.

>> No.14480479

Hug back and pet her head I guess.

>> No.14480481
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Give her the chocolate.

>> No.14480484

H-how is she gonna eat it with her mouth all taped up?

>> No.14480485

Stay still hopefully she goes away

>> No.14480487

That's a secret, Anonymous.

>> No.14480488

Hug back and scratch behind her ear, but brace myself for the inevitable.

>> No.14480489

>still waiting on Miia wearing a Trace suit piloting Cobra Gundam

>> No.14480495

Commission it?

>> No.14480497

Tell me! I wanna know!

>> No.14480500

Play coy and make her work for it. I want ear nibbles and her to whisper all the lewd things we're going to do.

>> No.14480503

Sic the Irish Wolfhound girl on her.

>> No.14480504
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I suppose having it colored would be cool, wouldn't it?
But who would be willing to take on a commission like that, with a monster girl AND a mecha in the same piece?

>> No.14480506

I want to give my Kobold daughteru an innocent bellyrub while my waifu and I whisper all sorts of unspeakably dirty things in her ear!

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>> No.14480510

It's going in her butt?

>> No.14480511

You are placed under arrest for murder and serve 10 years with no parole.
She ruffles your back with her tongue
She continues
She has an upset stomach afterwards
She checks your heart to make sure you're still alive every now and then. Eventually she gets tired and falls asleep curled up in front of you
After she kicks her back leg in joy she mounts you. 9 months later you are now the father of 6 wolf pups.
She goes up to your ear and whispers "Awoo"

>> No.14480517

What would be the equivalent to shounen anime for MGs?

>> No.14480518

Share juice box.

>> No.14480520

Well, if the price is right?

>> No.14480521

>Now the father of 6 wolf pups.
Good end. Werewolves are love.

>> No.14480522

Shonen anime with monster girl leads of course.

>> No.14480525

MGs protecting the smiles of their non-yuri compatriots and protecting the smiles of shotas and bishies.

>> No.14480529

>But who would be willing to take on a commission like that, with a monster girl AND a mecha in the same piece?
There's one guy I know who happens in specialize in both those fields


>> No.14480530

Shows like Rapeman.

>> No.14480532
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>stomach ache
This is what happens when one is given a year to prepare.

Absolute victory.

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Confirming. Dunno if he's open for commissions right now though. You'd have to email him or ask on twitter.

>> No.14480537

>She continues
I guess I'll have to immobilize her by rubbing her stomach and playing with her ears. Then when the opportunity shows itself that wolf girl is getting fucked silly.

>> No.14480540

Not Alma-Elma that's for sure
Even in her ending she turns you into public's cumpump. In all other encounters she kills you

>> No.14480541

Any artfags that have mecha and anime in their gallery are a good bet. .less might be able to take it on too if he has commissions open.

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>Commission Price: $80-160 for 1 chara and background.
Better save up for some good old snake girl art, I guess.

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She doesn't kill you in the BJ ending.

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This show is pretty good

>> No.14480555

What BJ end? I don't remember

>> No.14480565

>Has the superpower ability to stop women from enjoying the rape if the start to like it

... either the most useful or the most useless superpower in an MGE-based setting.

>> No.14480579

>In the middle of a forest
>Somehow found and charged with murder after defending myself
I dont think so tim

>> No.14480580
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This one.

Also both Colloseums Luka survives.

More importantly, she would have kept him alive in her Castle sex ending if he hadn't insulted her hardcore.

Luka was being a real fuckhead at that point.

>> No.14480595

They can smell your crimes

>> No.14480596

Speaking of Subway, do you think Jared would like Baphomets?

>> No.14480598


>> No.14480610

>No blood on her hands
>No weapons beside yours
>No injuries on your body

No, it seems pretty clear cut. If your no-witness logic was valid, literally anyone could get away with murder by doing it in private and claiming self-defence every time.

>> No.14480619

I'm going to verb the noun and there's nothing you can do to verb me.

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No one can outrun the law.

>> No.14480627

Shitty wannabe cow-spider needs to go and stay fucking go.

>> No.14480638

I wish less drew tailpussies a little better. They just don't look all that appealing.

>> No.14480639
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We need a Christmas-ready Yeti that isn't dressed as Santa

>> No.14480662

>isn't dressed as Santa
What's even the point if I can't make jokes about going down her chimney, giving her my red-nosed reindeer or guiding her sleigh up and down my dick all night?

>> No.14480663

Yeah, all orifices need to be drawn as pixelated squares as per nippon tradition.

>> No.14480666

But she's just like your monstergirls. Don't you want to have sex with her?

>> No.14480667

I got nothing clever so I'm just going to call you a faggot and end it at that.

>> No.14480671
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dis boat a good boat

>> No.14480673

No, I don't. Especially because she's related to one of the two Devas.

>> No.14480675

All Abyssals are cute boats.

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>> No.14480679

You know what I mean, anon. They're not very meaty or tight looking. Though cute little lovebulbs are fine too.

>> No.14480680

>I'm Dreaming of a White (and Fluffy) Christmas
>Rapin' Around the Christmas Tree
>Put a top hat on her and she thinks she's Frosty

>> No.14480681


>> No.14480689

Hi again. It's the universe one or two of his stories take place (the slime-girl one, the plant girl one, and a certain succubus/holst one, if I remember). Actually referred to as H-Space.
Just think of a portal from our world into a world that seems entirely alien and barren, until you venture in too far and the monstergirls start crawling out of the woodwork in full force, even to the point where they'll invade our world at times.

>> No.14480697

Oh it's you again. Kindly take your butthurt elsewhere.

>> No.14480702

Good news, everyone! Monster girls are now real and everyone's getting husbando'd! It's a glorious day for mankind!

Bad news, everyone! Because you're all a bunch of no-good, stinky, shut-in NEETs, the only monsters that are attracted to you are devil bugs! Enjoy losing your virginity to disgusting roach pussy!

>> No.14480704

But she has lots of legs and is big and strong!

>> No.14480705

>posting bait
>in 2015

>> No.14480707

>Wanting to be spoon fed.

It's somewhere in the comment chains and their branches. It's already been posted.

>> No.14480708

But I actually have people come over to my place.
And go to work.

I'm the opposite of a NEET.

>> No.14480709

Don't bother replying to him. He throws a fit about anything that's related to people he doesn't like and calls it bait when you point this out.

>> No.14480711

I probably won't get the manticore or hellhound of my dreams, but I'd like to think I'm at least yeti or succubus tier

>> No.14480712

It's okay. I'm already taken, so-to-speak. I got that dank loli poon.

>> No.14480715

I don't care if she has lots of legs, neither SHODAN nor AM can make me love her, and my anal crevasse is in tip-top shape thank you.

Oh, -that H-Space-. I thought you just meant the whole shit with Hell being abstract and parallel to Earth over an entire multiverse like in his Succubus series.

Thanks for clearing that up. Sea Anenome a shit.

>> No.14480716

I doubt that a devil bug would want anything to do with me.

>> No.14480718

But I have a job you silly anon! I think the very least I could get is a Mousegirl which is 100% okay with me.

>> No.14480719

>wanting a tiger waifu

"The romantic movement, in art, in literature, and in politics, is bound up with this subjective way of judging men, not as members of a community, but as aesthetically delightful objects of contemplation. Tigers are more beautiful than sheep, but we prefer them behind bars. The typical romantic removes the bars and enjoys the magnificent leaps with which the tiger annihilates the sheep. He exhorts men to imagine themselves tigers, and when he succeeds the results are not wholly pleasant."

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>> No.14480731

Nope! Enjoy being perpetually violated by your weird, subliterate, inbred cockroach rape-daughters for the rest of your miserable lives!

And to think, /jp/, that you could have avoided this by just cleaning your disgusting room every once in a while!

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>you will never conquer the seven seas with your harem of albino boats

>> No.14480735

Haohi a fatty.

>> No.14480736

It's sad times when there isn't anything more exciting to do than reply to this shit

>> No.14480737
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Just make that bitch into a snow globe.
People love snow globes.

>> No.14480738

>Wo-tan as Doof
>Pushing boatsluts when they're not even MGs

Anon fucking please, you cannot bribe this one with Angel Combustion.

>> No.14480740

My room is always clean you double nigger.

>> No.14480744

Oh my god. She's beautiful.

>> No.14480746

It's ironic that I can't dislike Mecha Ushi-Oni because of her creator but it's perfectly okay to hate Haohi or Laska when they're not the worst we've had.

Euthanasia-Faggot still exists.

>> No.14480747

Eh, you got me there. I think it's humid enough here for an Akaname though, and I'd settle for one of them.

>> No.14480752

Just do it in a system that isn't built around a combat engine. Any of the toolbox systems could suffice. I'd do it in FATE because I don't want to bother spending hours building perfect rape machines in GURPS.

>> No.14480754

Give a Shoggoth or Mindflayer that sparkle look.

They'll be Cosmos as fuck man.

>> No.14480759
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Some people just can't handle perfection.

>> No.14480761

Would wolf girls french kiss men as a form of greeting?

>> No.14480762

>they're not even MGs
Abyssals are just as much MGs as elfs, cyclops, and oni.In fact most of them are just really pale oni.

>> No.14480764

How would liliwurm react to being offered a pie?

>> No.14480766


>> No.14480767

Mecha Ushi-Oni exists as art only.
Laska is the spawn of he who ruined the thread for a solid three months and Haohi is a character created by he who sucks the un-namable one's dick.

>> No.14480772

I've been tainted by the human pussy.

Banishment to the Matango fields is a fitting punishment for the likes of scum like myself.

>> No.14480773

Then she is no true descendant of the wurm.

She must be shunned and denied headpats.
Everyone knows that wurms and wurm hybrids have a lust for pie.

>> No.14480774

Turn the pie into a Monster Girl.

>> No.14480776
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>Not Kos, or Kosm

So basically Bellatrix LeStrange and Voldemort versus art only. I really don't care for the guy's art style making her look like an amputee using an artifical abdomen for locomotive purposes rather than a cyborg Ushi-Oni who's more fused to the machinery.

>> No.14480781

Sounds like someone is asking for another serving of rape.

>> No.14480783

I want to be awkwardly romanced by a tomboy succubus who is sick of her mother telling her that she has to learn how to seduce men like a real succubus.
I want her to get flustered when I kiss her on the nose, or when I hug her.
I want to tenderly give her my virginity as I take hers.
I want her to take me to meet her parents and fluster her mother by showing up holding my tomboy succubus girlfriend's hand.

>> No.14480784

Draw more Clare and her delicious bubblebutt

>> No.14480785

I hope so

>> No.14480786

Still not a real wurm.

She's still not a real wurm!
She's probably a lamia playing dress up!

>> No.14480787

More rape? Coming up.

>> No.14480789

what exactly does she hope to accomplish with all of this?

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>> No.14480792

What if Liliwurm split the pie with you, thanked you, and then dragged you to her bedroom to have rough primal sex with you for the rest of the night?
And then the next morning she claims you as her husband.

>> No.14480796

She wants your babies anon!
One thousand babies!

>> No.14480797

Not a true wurm.

That's good, a true wurm appreciate's pie

>> No.14480800

I want a Hellhound to make me a poached egg using only her cleavage.

>> No.14480801

One thousand babies?!

>> No.14480803

Honestly, it doesn't really matter what you do or say to Liliwurm. It's response to everything it's mate does is rape, or getting rid of things that prevent rape.

>> No.14480810

That is if it doesn't explode in her cleavage.

>> No.14480811

>Not a true wurm.
Ironically, this "rape rape rape" is the closest to KC canon a wurm has been yet.

>> No.14480814

If she could do that to an egg, imagine what Paizuri would feel like.

Wurms are explosive breeders.
Liliwurm is even more so.

>> No.14480821

I wonder how she'd react to her husband eating the scrambled eggs that are now all over her tits.
I should not be this into foodplay, but here I am wishing a Hellhound would tie me up, blindfold me, spray whipped cream onto me, and then lick it off slowly and sensually.

>> No.14480826

>Insulting Mother Kos by not being able to properly understand her name
Do you not hear the dripping of the lake?

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I'd do many things to a harbour.

>> No.14480834

They should watch out for that.
Explosive pregnancy is a dangerous thing.

One moment you and your damphir waifu are relaxing at the swimming pool and the next moment she looks like she swallowed a beach ball and her tits are leaking milk faster than a holst on cocain.

>> No.14480835

Please, the only shit you could do with an Abyssal is some silly and contrived story of a former Captain/sailor who goes to the grave site of his ship.

Only to be assaulted by an Abyssal with a chip on her shoulder about being left alone in the cold and the dark.

>> No.14480837

>Wurms are explosive breeders.

I think KC said something suggesting the opposite: like in the real-world food web, the apex predator type MGs have few babies, but your simpler and smaller creatures like herbivores, insects, and slimes produce much faster.

>> No.14480840

Draw whatever you like friendo.

>> No.14480845

I thought KC said in some Q&A that mgs actually have low rate fertility and such, which is compensated by the ridiculous amount of time they spend having sex with their husbands.

>> No.14480846

Since it's implied that sunken shipgirls become Abyssals, you could also do a pseudocorruption thing.

>> No.14480856

That's basically the idea I was going for. Sort of like a concept from One Piss where the Klaubautermann of the ship becomes corrupted into an Abyssal.

But by MGE logic that'd mean instead of an Oni creature she'd be a Sea Wan Wan due to the Klabautermann in German folklore being a Kobold. Either way, Abyssals a shit. Except for Seaport Hime.

>> No.14480858

that's not foodplay, that's good taste.

>> No.14480865

Yes, MGs have a low overall fertility rate, but that doesn't mean all MG have an equal fertility rate. So both can be true.

>> No.14480873 [DELETED] 

Shortstack Anubis flaunting her huge ass.

>> No.14480876

How big we talking?
Plump but perky or so huge that I could set a glass of water on it without trouble?

>> No.14480878

Like what?

>> No.14480884

Many euphemisms pertinent to a battleships anatomy.

>> No.14480895

Docking his destroyer in her port

>Implying you can't like an art style

>> No.14480898

What about mgs that breed in litters versus those that are human-like in that aspect?

Man, the setting can be confusing sometimes.

>> No.14480903

I want to fuck an Anubis with an ass that would make a Kakuen jealous.
I want to fuck her hard enough that she starts panting and telling me to thrust harder.

>> No.14480908

Would you sink your hands deeply into that soft flesh?

Squeezing it while she panted and wiggled her hips, doing her best to fight back pleas for you to stick it in and fill her till she was bursting with pups?

>> No.14480909

What if she actually tells you to stop.

>> No.14480911

I don't think any MGs breed in litters, do they? Firstly because they're not really equipped for it (the informal law of animal reproduction is that the average litter size is the number of nipples divided by two, because generally you shouldn't have more kids than you can feed). Secondly KC mentioned even egg-laying MGs will carry around a single large egg in a pregnant-like belly, so even egglayers won't have huge bunches of kids at once.

>> No.14480913

On that same note I'm open to ideas on how you'd explain the whole Abyssal lovecraft shit appearing without it detracting from the sexy times.

>> No.14480918

thats a succuchest not a succubutt

>> No.14480919

keep going because that's not the safe word
and go deeper because I know that's what she really wants

>> No.14480923

Egg laying MGs don't need to feed their young.

>> No.14480930

Yes. I want to make her tits and hair bounce with every thrust. I want to feel that soft ass smack against me every time I thrust into her.
I want to hear her cute moans and see her start thrusting her hips against mine too.

Depends. Is she asking me to stop so she can roll over on her back, leglock me inside her, and wrap her arms around me while asking me to at least look her in the eyes while we're doing something so intimate?
Because I'll do that for her. I'll kiss her too, with tongue.

>> No.14480931

Would be kinda weird to have a wolfgirl for example, with all that dog behaviour and shit only give birth to one puppy at a time, i mean what kind of fatheru wouldn't want a litter of puppy daughterus to call his own?

That's the mg setting for us i guess, sometimes i think the whole "build your own fantasy" thing with all the vague information actually confuses more than it actually should.

>> No.14480937

Would you cuddle her tiny body when you'd filled her up?

Cuddling her tiny, plush body while her tail slowly wagged between you two?

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>> No.14480945

>Needing a safe word
That's pleb-tier anon, real husbands fuck like animals until morning.

>> No.14480946

I have no idea what I'm doing. But attempts were made using the same base. Which was allegedly snow according to google. So perhaps not so sparkle as one might have wanted.


>> No.14480949

Eh, you have a point. The nipple rule is only for real-world biology, but as we know that real-world biology has little relevance in MG-land. So odds are you're right about litter size.

>> No.14480953

Hey now the last time we didn't have a safe word someone got basted in honey and buried in the desert to be eaten alive by ants. Safe words save lives.

>> No.14480955

What kind of question is that?
Of course I would.
And then the next morning, she'd wake me up by sucking on my dick while staring at me with half lidded eyes.
Goddamn I want a shortstack Anubis wife who's 4'5" tall next to my 5'9"

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>> No.14480959

>Safe words save lives
Those also save virginities, don't be a fool, become a sexzerker today.

>> No.14480960

Good man.
just be sure to pat her head when she's acting all serious in her business suit and wearing her glasses.
She needs it before she goes back to work as the head of HR

>> No.14480961

I don't know what's making me laugh more, her shit eating grin, or the fact that her eye just extended at least a foot and pierced both the gift wrapping and the box.

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>> No.14480968

That's pretty rad.

>> No.14480975
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>Old guy with white beard brings you these for presents on Christmas Eve.

What do?

>> No.14480976


Wow, Bender Bending Rodriguez's spanish voice is awesome

>> No.14480980

Ruffle their hair and cuddle them.
Dickings will come later.

>> No.14480986

This... seems exactly like something parents would do in MGland.

Well, he said I could do whatever, so...

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>> No.14480990

Train them to be the best superheroes this world has seen.

I would give them a really cheesy, bad pun as "Tornado twins" as their superhero nickname.

>> No.14480994

Thick meaty scylla is going to get put on a diet.
a cuddle diet with plenty of hand holding and tender dickings.

>> No.14480996

Cuddle them lovingly and get married to both of them.

>> No.14481002

Reveal that they were my gift to him all along! Don't palm your shitty kids off on me you old geezer.

>> No.14481007

>Getting twin lolis as gifts
Is this a game? if so any source? google gives nothing.

>> No.14481017

>Literally consider themselves your servants and will do anything you want

Unless you're a diehard femdom lover, I don't see how they could possibly be a bad thing.

Utawarerumono: Itsuwari no Kamen (not to be confused with the first Utawarerumon). The anime for it is airing this season, but they don't appear until the next upcoming episode.

>> No.14481026

>Unless you're a diehard femdom lover, I don't see how they could possibly be a bad thing.
I have enough trouble looking after myself, I don't wanna look after two sex slaves too. Too much hassle to just get your dick wet, and what is a slave worth anyway? Shitty conversation, unless they're one of those spunky slaves who know how indispensable they are, like those greek scholar slaves the romans used to have to teach their kids. I'd be cool with that, but just another hole isn't indispensable.

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What would a Jubjub experiencing her first Christmas outside of Wonderland be like?

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Continuing to be a good beastgirl series after over a decade.
I watched the pilot and it seemed to deliberately echo the original across several scenes while being refreshingly original.
Does it continue being good? Do the twins have some of that great molestation vibe Dori and Gura had?

>> No.14481041

She'd be too busy screwing some guy to notice or care.

>> No.14481049

>I have enough trouble looking after myself, I don't wanna look after two sex slaves too. Too much hassle...

Uhhh, I hate to break it to you anon, but servants are probably the lowest upkeep waifus you'll ever get. Having a waifu in an equal relationship means you'll do half the work, or a dominant waifu probably means more than half. Unless you're going to be single forever, servant-waifus are your best bet -- hell, they can probably be even less work than living by yourself, since they'll do most of the chores you'd usually need to do.

It's a decent series, imo. Though more slice-of-life and less outright haremy than the first one (main girl acts more like a mother/sister than a crush, so I think loli-twins are the only ones who actively seek the D)

>> No.14481053

>so I think loli-twins are the only ones who actively seek the D
oh my

>> No.14481059

So they are actually sex slaves in the game no matter what? by the way the old dude said "cherish or use them" i thought there was a daughteru end implied.

>> No.14481065

>Uhhh, I hate to break it to you anon, but servants are probably the lowest upkeep waifus you'll ever get
The fact that they have upkeep already makes them shit. They can't do anything without you, you have to look after them. A good waifu can also look after herself.
>half the work
What do you even consider as work? House hold chores? I already have to do it all, a waifu helping me with half is great. Slaves don't do that, they just replace household maintenance with slave maintenance.
Any waifu who sits back and expects you to do everything is shit, regardless of if she likes to hold you from behind and tease your ears while jerking you off, or if she likes to be bent over and taken dominantly.

>> No.14481075
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>Wake up in bed with your hellhound waifu
>As always, she's still dozing, snoring with a barely audible rumble
>She barely stirs when you wake her, growling and grumbling, wrapping a leg around you
>It takes a few seconds to dislodge yourself
>She protests, but you tell her you'll make her breakfast in bed today
>Something rocks back and forth beneath the covers, making them oscillate
>You head downstairs to prepare everything you'll need
>And head back upstairs not even a minute later, carrying two plates, a packet of bacon, a loaf of bread, and two eggs
>Your waifu looks up as you return, and asks why you've just so happened to come back up with all that stuff
>Before she can even finish her sentence, you're straddling her, leaning down and kissing with such furiously loving passion that most of her body warms up until her skin's glowing orange
>It begins
>You break the kiss, backing up so that you sit right atop her crotch, grinding down on her inflamed lips
>Her nipples are glowing like drops of molten iron, and any sweat forming on her skin turns to steam the instant it forms
>So you take out two slices of bread, and, with no small amount of fondling, tweaking and pinching, slot them both between the hellhound's invitingly warm breasts
>Grabbing her paws, you guide them to her breasts, keeping them squeezed together while you ready the bacon
>Remember: Always preheat
>With a single finger, you trace along the slight valleys of her abdominal muscles, travelling up and down, all along her smooth, firm six-pack
>You can feel her clench and spasm as you tease her, and she moans desperately, contracting and bucking, when you gently press into her navel with a fingertip, wriggling it in there just slightly
>Before she has a chance to recover, you take each strip of bacon and lay it down on her abdomen in rows, hearing them sizzle the moment they touch the hellhound's literally incandescent skin
>Judging by her reaction, it looks like she's getting off on the feeling of the meat cooking upon her own body
>Not willing to stop now, you take the eggs, and crack each one over a nipple, letting the nutrious mix of yolk and albumen flow onto her breasts, mixing with just the small amount of spicy milk leaking from her teats
>The sudden introduction of the gooey eggs surrounding her breasts, and your constant teasing drives her over the edge
>She climaxes, bucking her hips so hard you have to actually hold on to her to avoid being thrown completely off the bed
>When she eventually comes back down, you slip both slices of perfectly cooked toast from between her breasts, peeling away the gold-around-the-edges fried eggs in the process
>They join the bacon on the plates, one of which you hand over to her
>She digs in, mind still partially fuzzy and melty from the afterglow, to the point where the taste of breakfast itself seems to send her into another state of bliss
>Just another morning with your hellhound waifu.

>> No.14481087

>A hellhound so hot with sexual need that you can actually cook on her
Not sure why this blew my mind so much.

>> No.14481089

>Slaves don't do...household chores.
>Slaves just make more work for you.

I'm...not sure you're grasping the full concept of a servant or slave.

Or the fact that they can, you know, think and interpret what you want rather than be micromanaged 24/7 like RTS units. Particularly since they're willing slaves that don't need to be under guard.

>> No.14481092

x is best girl

>> No.14481093

>Slaves don't do...household chores.
Not what I said nor was it my implication. I'm implying that work is work and slaves haven't reduced any of the burden, merely shifted its nature.

>> No.14481095

Fuck it, I'd do that.

>> No.14481096

>Not Y

>> No.14481103


>> No.14481111

I like X. But Y has some good points too.
Z is still obligatory best. Xfags go cri.

>> No.14481112

[My fetish] with [my waifu] stories/art/content when?!

>> No.14481114

>He likes Z
To think I share an airspace with such people with terrible taste

>> No.14481120

No, all you get is [controversial fetish] by [shitty writefag] that makes everyone hate [your waifu]!

>> No.14481123


X is a slut!

>> No.14481128

Oh gosh.

>> No.14481129

Man, fuck [shitty writefag] for making [your waifu] associated with [controversial fetish]. This is why we can't have anything good.

>> No.14481132

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead reflect on the best way to get an energetic daughter to sleep

>> No.14481137

Shit, I shouldn't be getting a boner from this.
Is she getting scrubbed down in the bath after this? Everyone knows you have to clean your cookware after all.

>> No.14481138

NO FUCK YOU for trashing [shitty writefag]! [shitty writefag] is a goddess and can do no wrong!

>> No.14481140
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I'll give her a blank daki and tell her to give it lots of hugs

>> No.14481142

Just let them play it out.
My little fluffball only gets the finest in TanuCo brand playsets with the strong vibrators.
If she's clinging to you and being a pest while you're doing paperwork, just strap her in and come back in half an hour.

>> No.14481146

>Implying female
It's funny that your first thought was Alp.

>> No.14481147

well then. strangely aroused/10

>> No.14481148

Whatever happened to [writefag that wrote one thing]? He was so good.

>> No.14481151

Good man, your daughter goes to bed a happy hugger, nuzzling into the daiki with a smile.

You are a tanuki and someone I don't trust.

>> No.14481153
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>whimpering and shivering in some dungeon
>you've been blindfold, gagged, and chained by your wrists to the ceiling
>waiting for the demon to torture you to death
>twitch as you feel something cold applied all of your body
>your imagination comes up with all manner or terrible fates
>you feel two large paws plant themselves on your hips
>expecting the horror to begin, you let out a pathetic cry through the gag
>the first lick on your stomach makes you twitch, the incredibly warm tongue a sharp contrast to chill you felt earlier
>soft lips plant kisses in between bouts of licking
>slowly the licks and kisses travel up your body as the paws sensually feel you up
>your whimpering turns to panting as your body begins to react
>the licks pause as they reach your chest
>you twitch as the paws begin teasing your nipples as they apply more of the cold stuff
>you let out a moan as one paw relocates to your back and is replaced by a warm mouth, her second paw teasing the other
>the hellhound gives each nipple extra attention in turn as you pant and moan
>the licks begin traveling up once more and soon reach your shoulder
>you gasp the first time her teeth gently tease the sensitive spot at your neck
>you’re a quivering wreck at this point, and rock-hard
>you feel her warmth as she moves closer to you
>her paws reach around your head and remove the gag
>you open your mouth to beg for your life but two fingers press against your lips
>”Relax human. I’m not going to hurt you.”
>they gently trace your lips, coating them in more of the cool stuff
>you can’t help but poke your tongue out for a taste
>her body now presses against you as her paws pull you close

>you grow even harder as you feel ever curve of her incredible body against yours
>one paw moves to gently hold your chin as her tongue traces your lips
>your mouth obligingly open at her teasing and she wastes no time slipping her tongue in your mouth
>the heat of her tongue and body are too much and you moan as her sweet tongue explores its new surroundings
>you begin to return the kiss as you lose yourself to passion
>when she finally breaks away you’re both left breathless
>you feel her warm breath in your ear as she rest her head on your shoulder
>”Ara. Such an eager boy. Let’s get to the main course,” she seductively whispers
>Meanwhile one paw slips down between you to caress your painfully hard member
>After so long being teased, your body is already approaching its limit
>Just as you think you’ll lose yourself in her hand, she let’s go, leaving you whimpering
>”Not just yet, anon. I want to savor this.”
>She locks you in a deep kiss once more before returning to tease neck with kisses and nibbles
>You can only pant as she makes her way down your chest to the part you so desperately want her to devour
>Your cock twitches as she pauses just over it
>”Mhmm, you really want this don’t you. Just hold on a bit longer.”
>You hear her shift around for a moment before a paw grasps your aching member
>this time you feel something warm and slightly sticky coat you as her paw gives you a quick handjob
>lost to the pleasure your hips are beginning to thrust back into her hand
>once more you feel a finger press against your lips
>“suck,” she commands
>“you taste chocolate are you begin to lick and suck on her finger
>”Such a good boy” she purrs. ”I think it’s time for your reward”
>You nearly scream in frustration as her paws leave you while you’re so close to release
>you’re left whimpering for only a moment before she plants the first kiss at your base
>traveling up your shaft she lavishes attention on your cock with licks and kisses
>reaching the tip she plants a final kiss before taking you into her mouth
>you gasp at the incredible warmth as she begins to devour you
>you thrust yourself forward as much as you can completely lost to the pleasure
>your body feels like it’s melting into her mouth and pooling deep inside your loins
>with a cry and final thrust you release molten streams of cum into her eager mouth
>it seems to go on forever as you lose yourself in a sea of white-hot pleasure
>eventually you come back to earth and find yourself struggling to stay on your feet
>the hellhound wastes no time before unshackling your wrists and catching you before you can fall
>you bask in the incredible afterglow as you’re carried a short distance
>exhausted, you offer no resistance as you’re laid on something soft followed by her laying besides you
>you’re drawn close and gently held against her as she begins softly singing an unfamiliar song
>no match for her warm body and lullaby, you fall asleep in her arms

>> No.14481154

See, what you have to do anon, is you have to distract her. What usually works is first to tie or cuff her arms behind her back and then sit her on a sybian. She'll be ready for bed in no time.

>> No.14481159

No, that guy was shit I'm glad [said writefag] is dead. I hope he burns in hell.

>> No.14481161

>tfw knew a shortstack brown girl years ago in high school

That aside, an anubis with proportions like in http://exhentai.org/g/836723/9d3bbcdcdd/ would be perfect.
I'd never stop cuddling and spooning her.

If you've ever worked in a lab, you'll know that beakers are sometimes cleaned using hot, high-pressure steam to disinfect them.
With that in mind, the best way to clean our cookware here would be to get as steamy as possible in the shower together.

>> No.14481162

I always hated how [writefag that actually has your same tastes in mgs and fetishes] only had written some bad novice stories or half of his works are unfinished.

>> No.14481169

Are you trying to kill me anon? Because all this blood rushing to my dick can't be good for me.

>> No.14481174

My diiick.

>> No.14481181

Yep, that's the good stuff. Not much of an outright focus on the foodplay aspect, but still boner-inducing.

>> No.14481189

Not much you can do with whip cream, but I've been sitting on this idea for awhile actually. Finally got off my ass and wrote it

>> No.14481192

Shame it's femdom, i would like to try this on a qt molestable elf.

>> No.14481195

Go away.

>> No.14481197

Anon, did you read the post that guy responded to?

>> No.14481199

Oye, my story. Fuck off.

Maybe you'll get lucky next time I decide to write a terrible greentext.

>> No.14481201

I think there's a lot more you could do with whipped cream. I mean, nothing more in depth, but I think it's quite easy to make it a focus in lewd activities.

>> No.14481212

If you'd like to be more specific I'd welcome some criticism/alternative ideas.

>> No.14481213

It talked about frying bacon on a hellhound, i doubt it can be possible to fry bacon on an elf or a p'orc.

Hmmm frying bacon on bacon, i wonder how that would be?

>> No.14481221

What would your waifu be like once she's corrupted by Wonderland?

>> No.14481225

>not much you can do with whipped cream

you... don't watch much porno do you?

>> No.14481230
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She IS the Wonderland.

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>> No.14481234

Anon. look again.

>> No.14481235

She would be the new reason i would have for going on a killing spree in wonderland.

I swear to god they always ruin every bit of fun i'm having in this sane world.

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>> No.14481239

That's her hometown dummy. I'm more worried about her eggs there though.

>> No.14481240

Make me.

>> No.14481243

apparently not enough

>> No.14481252

I literally can't stop fapping to dullahans.

>> No.14481256

I wish they got more stuff.
That train molestation smut was excellent for one.

>> No.14481260

This is a curse placed upon you by a yandere Dullahan who wants you to cum yourself to death so she can claim your lewd soul.

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sorry bruv

>> No.14481271

that's an actually plausible explanation.

Now i'm scared and aroused.

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>That train molestation smut was excellent for one.
Ah yes.

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>> No.14481314

>tfw no Dullahan onee-san to simultaneously give you a morning blowjob while hovering her plump ass over your face

>> No.14481319
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I had an idea for a story once but putting it in the neck seemed too hardcore for this thread.

>> No.14481321


Yellow Pop, by Kemonono.

>> No.14481329

Not at all, smut away.

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So do you think you will be in the naughty list?

>> No.14481334

Praise the cute feathered serpent! Quetzalcoatl-chan!

>> No.14481337

Why is Haohi such a bully? I want her to bully Fem Akai

>> No.14481338

there's a story like that

>> No.14481340

I want to get dommed by a fat-bottomed loli Christmas Elf.

>> No.14481345

In Christmas stockings? With a cute Santa hat?

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At least let her keep the hat, man.

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>> No.14481359

I forgot it already and I've cleaned up my ideas file since. I can think of a couple of of new premises, though.
>Squire freezes and gets her Paladin killed
>Her vengeful ghost re-inhabits her corpse and bullies the crying squire with her wound
>Is appalled to see him pop a boner from getting a cold trachea rammed into his nose

>That scene with the severed head from The Thing

>> No.14481360

She's adorable.

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to be fair he deserved it

>> No.14481372

I mean with cute perky breast like hers, and wide ample hips, how can you make that mistake?

>> No.14481373

Hey, if anyone happens to have that pic of the Paladin with the caption "Fight the good fight," I need it for reasons.

>> No.14481376

Haohi is pretty lewd for an Angel.

I'm beginning to think she's a little bit corrupt.

>> No.14481379

This is why you shouldn't let your waifus hang out with Mari

Next thing you know you're an Alp and she's lewd and naughty

Don't make the same mistake Akai

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I wish I had a guardian angel.

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Why not come to Horse Pussy Kingdom anon?

They're part of the Five World Super Powers alongside Bird Pussy Kingdom, Elf Pussy Kingdom, Demon Pussy Kingdom, and the Poseidon Territories.

>> No.14481388

Man, FUCK Horse Pussy Kingdom. The Dog Pussy Dynasty is the master race.

>> No.14481393

>Leaving out the glorious Tail Pussy Territories.

>> No.14481394

Does anyone have a link to that greentext with the blind shota and guide werepuppy?

>> No.14481395

I've just gotten back from the Fox Pussy Empire and I have to say, they make some good sake and fried tofu.

>> No.14481401

You're entitled to your opinion.

Well...I did say World Super Powers.

>> No.14481404

I want to go far north and meet with the various P'Orc Barbarian Tribes!

I'm ready to be culturally enriched by their noble way of life!

>> No.14481414

>Hello, sister.
>Easy there, girl. I won't kick you. Looks like you've been kicked enough in this life. Those are some impressive welts on your back. Do you mind if I touch them?
>See, I'm a collector of sorts. Some collect trophies, or lays, or other useless trinkets.
>Me? I collect stories.
>I take moments of distilled misery, that sheer human pain and despair, and I remember them. Not to tell - never to tell - but to preserve those moments in all their pointless horror.
>I suspect you've got quite a story to tell, sister. Your clothes are high-quality beneath the grime, and your frame is far too filled-out for you to be a street urchin. A merchant's daughter, perhaps?
>Ah ah ah, not with that look on your face. A noble's daughter, then, dressed up like a clockwork doll to lead this crumbling world for another day. Did you really think any of those lies would amount to anything, silly girl?
>Yet now all the illusions have come crashing down, until all you're left with is that ridiculous hunk of metal.
>The Order Cross? Hah, I'd sooner fear my own shadow than a chunk of carved iron. The God-Pretender has held no power for ten centuries, sister, and I don't see her in this sorry excuse of a shanty town. Do you see her angels of death flying to your rescue on wings of flame? Maybe her holy - hah, 'holy' - Inquisitors will come to purge the darkness clean?
>Here's a hint, girl: they aren't coming.
>There is no Queen of Heaven. Never was one. There was a goddess, once, who fought powers far beyond her ken, and she lost - a bit like your story, yes? She was cast down and never recovered.
>She might as well be dead.
>And there's the rub. As she went, so have you. You've been so broken down, so beaten and abused by those horrible worshipers of Order that you might as well be a corpse. And them, all the while, fattening themselves on your misery.
>Yours and all these others', here in the muck in the gutters, before the lies are stripped away and they're face-first in it right next to you. That's the final cruelty - in the end, they'll be just like you. They can only stay out of the mire by pushing others down beneath them for so long.
>Eventually, this whole city will sink in it. Then this whole nation. Then all the mortal world.
>I'm here to tell you that there's another way. Those horrible zealots up there were never fond of you, and there's no Chief God to save your little soul, but there is someone out there who loves you. There's a Power who will care for you, who just aches to give you Her gifts and to cover you with Her love. She'll keep you and tend you, user your strength to save others, and in time She'll unite this whole rotten world in glorious, mindless ecstasy.

>> No.14481419

>So let me propose a trade, girl; a story for a story. You tell me your tale, and I'll tell you mine, and here in the dark I'll tell you how to do away with the pain and find your real purpose in life.


>Don't fight the pleasure, sister. Pleasure is good. Pleasure brings you closer to the Fallen One.
>Did you expect me to whisper to you some gospel of transcendence? Did you believe that I would tell you some secret by which you could save this crumbling city?
>These gutters, this rot and decay, this is the truth! The shining towers of your childhood are illusions, mere shadows before the march of time! You thought that your family loved you? You believed that your maidservant cared for you? Who do you think cast you into this muck?
>Go ahead, sister. Let go of them. Those feeble, illusive ties between mortals cannot sustain the world's decay. Cast away family and friends, for the Fallen One's great family welcomes you! Only the all-abiding love of Ecstatic Pandemonium is permanent; only by supplicating Her and trusting in Her can we be made whole.
>Look at your beautiful new flesh, your glorious new mana! Truly, you are a vessel for Her great works! Rise to embrace the pleasure, endure the melting of your mind like all things must endure, or fall and take your place as an anchor for her dark realm!
>Not what you hoped for? What did you "hope" for? Did you plan to abuse Her great love to your own ends? Did you scheme to betray me once I had rescued you from this mire? What a pathetic, squirming thing you were!
>Leave aside your hopes and aspirations, for such feeble emotions are meaningless next to the power and endurance you shall recieve.
>Look at this incredible incubator, this engine of decay! You see only a humble ghetto slum, but I see a city-wide Demon Realm in the making! A chance to spread indolence and hedonism to the underclass, then slowly up and up the spires to cast down these peoples' false idols and bring true worship in its place!
>And you, dear girl, you serve a great role in this plan. I had thought to merely use your body as a trap for the men of these streets, but the Whispers have told me otherwise.
>Feel your new gifts creeping underneath your skin, changing flesh and bone into power and strength. Did you think that I wallowed in my self-indulgence merely out of worship? I am stronger than any soldier, as resilient as an angel of death! Follow me, sister, and perhaps you shall be too.
>For you, a daughter of House Brandt, know the secret pathways to the central spire. I am no baphomet; I trouble myself with the lost and destitute, not forbidden knowledge. Yet you can still pass as a lowly mortal, as one not yet blessed by Her gifts, and you shall bring this glorious pleasure to the highest ranks of the city's Order.
>Rise, daughter of the Fallen One. Feel the power given to you by accepting pleasure, and spread this gift to others. You will receive no love outside of others in our great family, yet you shall not need such trifles. She loves you. That is enough.
>Now go.


>> No.14481423

>You're probably wondering why I'm about to stab you, General.
>Had this been twenty years ago, it would have been as revenge for my brother who you so casually killed. Had I struck your head off a decade ago, it would have been to prevent another Tyrellian Massacre.
>Today I just don't give a fuck.
>Quit whining, you! It's just a leg wound. These demon weapons don't even rend flesh truly. What you're feeling is a wound to your mana arteries.
>Now, where was I?
>I don't know exactly when I stopped giving a damn. Perhaps it was after feeding yet another bright young adjutant to your tame beasts, or putting up yet another scapegoat before the headsman's axe. It horrified me at first, though it numbed over time. Eventually, though - eventually I learned to like it.
>I loved watching those hopes and dreams of escaping the direwolves end in blood and rape. I had to stifle a giggle as I listened to those innocent young men swear the honest truth as I hung them high. Life is a game, General, and you taught me how to flip the board.
>So congratulations, I suppose! I am the product of your concerted incompetence.
>Now, you might be asking yourself, "if he doesn't care, why do anything at all?" You see, there is one thing I do care about, General, and that's everyone else. I hate seeing your silly rages and depressions, your hopes and dreams, and I just want to see them burn.
>I'm a schoolyard bully at heart. I won't be happy until all your little toys and schemes are broken and shattered into smoke and flame.
>Speaking of which, I really should've set off the charges on the outer walls several minutes ago.
>There! Much better.
>You may hate me now, General, but understand this: I hate myself more than I hate you. I hate *everything*, from those little scurrying ants outside to the headless cows running around inside your command center.
>In fact, while I'm still talking about those men...there, much better. Feed the combat golems a bit of demon mana and they should keep a spring in old goats' steps, I think.
>I don't want blood, or rage, or pleasure, or hope. I just want this whole rotten country to come crashing down, and maybe to be the one who throws the match. I've found a new boss, you see, one who wants to see your Order destroyed just as much as I do.
>She doesn't tell me to give sacrifices, or to wave incense under hunks of rock, or even to burn and maim and kill. The Demon Lord simply tells me to let her monsters have their fun, and now I have.
>I've enjoyed my time here with you, General, but now it's time for me to bring the festivities to the rest of your little Crusade, so I'll be off. Don't worry, I'm not leaving you here immobilized and alone.
>It seems you've a suitor come a-calling. I'll let her in as I leave.


>> No.14481427

>What I'm about to tell you is a complete lie, onii-chan.
>I kid, of course. What sort of dummy would tell a complete lie? Unless you're trying to one-up your coven, in which case lie your sorry panties off.
>Hey! That tickles! Inquisitor-nii, would you be so kind as to send your pet torturer away to get his jollies off by trying to stab minotaur shock squadron trying to breach the main gate? You can I can leave such trifles as physical pain aside.
>What? Pain as pleasure? I leave that sort of thing for the Queen of Excess and her followers. No, onii-chan, I merely ignore pain because I see a far greater goal in sight.
>Of course, perhaps I'm lying. Actually, that's a lie - you *know* that I'm lying, onii-chan. What you've yet to find is what I'm lying *about*.
>Should I tell you about that little logic-demon that we cooked up to stick into the Order's mystic archives below us? An entire country's records, turned into a snarled mess to hide even greater plans.
>Hmm, maybe I should get on that.
>What if I shared a story about the underclass revolt we've been stirring up? You know that the dearly departed Lord Governor wasn't that...hrm, popular, shall we say. But what about those small-scale riots he encouraged to frighten his nobles with?
>Didn't you ever wonder where those peasant rabble managed to get their hands on spells and weapons?
>You see, onii-chan, the truth is in my spit which landed on your Interrogator seventy-three seconds ago - and on a few anonymous crewmen several hours previously. Your Navy's quarantine protocols are sound, and the local Navy is competent enough to choke out an infestation of matango spores before it infects the entire country's fleets. Of course, with this flotilla's higher-level crews badly depleted, wherever shall you get more crewmen than from the noblemen's brats ashore?
>Defeat us? Onii-chan, you *are* us! We're *on your side*! The dedicated believers of Sabbath, we devoted followers of the Demon Lord - we're humanitarians! Humanity needs us, just like we need you. Your Order is an old, rotting structure standing in the way of everyone's happiness. You inflict sorrow and suffering on the world just by existing!
>So go on, onii-chan. The others have already got our plans in motion to cut the city away from your corruption, to let humans and monsters advance and come together like they were always meant to. We'll see mankind free or die trying.
>Or perhaps I'm just trying to one-up the others.
>Tee hee!


>> No.14481432

>Yew ever killed before, meat?
>Yer fancy Navy canons an' shite've prob'ly shed more blood'n I'll ever do, but I kin see it in yer eyes, meat - yeh ain't blooded yet.
>C'mon, meat. Mayhaps I'll take yeh in a bit, but I don't prefer ta draw down on somethin' what ain't properly lived.
>Take the knife.
>Yeh can't, can yeh? That's why yer meat, 'stead of a man. A man kin kill easy as meat like yeh breathes. A man kin cut, an' slice, an' bring out the blood ta the surface.
>Lookit it. Lookit yer blood.
>That's truth. Ain't no point ta this shitehole, or any shitehole out there. Ain't no point ta wealth, or in-flew-ince, or all that shite. Just life, 'n' blood.
>See it? 'S in everything - even golems got blood of a sorts. 'S power there, comin' from yer throat ta me. Yeh can have all the money in this world, but I kin shed yer blood.
>Now, who's the one with power here?
>I'm gonna take yeh, meat. I'm gonna smash yeh ta the ground, an' tie yeh up tight, an' I'll take the one thing that matters in all this world. An' yeh ain't gonna stop me, are yeh? Meat, yer gonna sit there with that dumb-shite look on yer face, an' hope an' pray that I'll let yeh go, even as I tell yeh right now.
>Used ta pray, meself. Used ta ask the Chief God, up on her golden pisser, ta come save me from the Maelstrom's slave pens. Me friends got taken, an' I prayed. Me family got taken, an' I prayed.
>Then they came fer me, an' I knew the Chief God wouldn't do shite. So I tried it a little diff'rent, an' when I prayed with axe an' knife 'stead of words an' cryin', seems like I got answered real quick. Then me sisters, me *real* sisters, found me an' brought me inta the tribe, an' here we all are.
>So now, meat, I'm gonna make another prayer.


>Huh. Ya know, it don't feel too different from this end.
>How are yeh, my man? Don't cry-
>Yeh ain't meat no more; don't yeh dare feckin' forget it.
>A man don't cry when he should be angry. Ain't yeh angry, now? Ay, me man, I kin see it in yer eyes.
>Yer angry; hell, why shouldn't yeh be? We done smashed yer ship, we took yer mates, an' soon me sisters'll take yeh too. Don't yeh feel some feckin' RAGE?
>When they come fer yeh, I want yeh ta respect 'em good. Respect yerself, too - yer a man now, so act like it. Make 'em work fer it, ta shed yer blood an' take yer freedom.
>Make my honor all ta greater when I come back fer yeh and make yeh mine at the end.


>> No.14481436

>Hush, you silly man. Yes, you're choking, your seed is spilling out, blah de blah de blah-
>Can't you give me some *proper* moaning and groaning? I'm not asking for much here!
>Every nobleman I rape, *every single one*, they always blubber about "how could this possibly happen." Really, darling, did you actually think that the "stunningly beautiful specimen" - my thanks for that compliment, by the way - at your doorstep would just meekly walk in, without an agenda surrounding her? Can't you just relax and enjoy the sheer artistry of this moment?
>I made a real effort on this one, darling, I really did. The timing, the poise, the sheer majesty of pain in the throes of pleasure - but you *ruined* it! Ruined my beautiful, glorious art! Couldn't you have finished properly, at your appointed time, to fit with the rest of the ritual?
>But noooo, you just had to keep going, and now the demons I was calling have probably fucked off to wherever else the magic takes them.
>This whole country, I swear - it's grinding on me. Those dark priest degenerates below, amazon raiders in the bay, some Inquisitor causing trouble with his black ships - it's enough to drive a girl to madness, I tell you!
>Why, today I nearly let myself get *scraped*: this priceless, chocolate skin, almost marred through sheer stupidity! Your guards really needed to touch up on their close-combat training, by the way; had you not been part of the ritual, I might have even trained them myself.
>There was one, name of Marcus, I think; mmmm, he looked positively scrumptious...
>Hmph. All's well that ends well, at least. This'll hardly grab what I was hoping for, but a few demons in your little gala below should still do the trick. M'Lord Governor, you really shouldn't have brought all of your noble houses together for such a tasty, delectable gathering.
>Didn't you ever hear the saying "an orgy a day keeps the Order away?" Oh, right, you're probably wishing for a god-botherer or two right now.
>Ahhhhh...that took you long enough, silly man. It also took an injection of some very choice drugs that I was saving for later - another little insult to hold against you. Couldn't you have brought me some proper pleasure? It's all I'm asking for in this world, really - just a little fun and happiness, some silks, fine wine, a few good knives, a good array of quivering prisoners...hrm, perhaps I'll have to think on that more.
>Of course, with the favors I'll gain from this, I should have more than a few pleasures to enjoy. It should definitely make the coming weeks nicer.
>Why? Why tie you up and torture you? Why summon demons from your spilled seed? Why gut your national government in a stunning, beautiful orgy of sadism, overlying a right old-fashioned hypocritical Order noble orgy, to send your whole capital city into the soft arms of the Demon Lord?
>Why not?


>> No.14481440


I don't know when you gave it up, lost child. Were you never loved when you were young? Did a boy spurn you, or did the system beat you down? What hardships drove you, controlled you, until you came before me today?

It's hard to keep faith when I see children like you, broken and despoiled, then tossed aside when their purpose is finished. Oh yes, my girl, you're hardly the first ringleader I've seen down here, and you might yet not be the last. You're full of fire and fury, just like all the ones before, but you and I both know that it's a hollow feeling. There's a faith-sized hole in your heart, and no amount of demon mana or debauched sex will fill it.

You don't have faith in the Order. You don't have faith in your fellow man. You can't even believe in love, or hope, or joy that doesn't come from an alien abomination. You can't see the ocean of corruption, yet you're drowning in it. You're lost in the wilderness, little child, and only you and the Chief God can know how deep you've sunk.

Other lost children have asked me why I stay. Minister of a sad little church, shepherd of a tiny flock, drowning in the greed and corruption from above - I'm just one woman. I stand here fighting a battle already lost, with the city in flames, the Governor and his cronies dead or missing, and the black ships standing watch in the harbor, canons trained on our homes. Perhaps there *is* no point in this mad world; mayhaps it truly is a world spinning adrift from rhyme or reason.

Yet the Founder, for all his power, was just one man. The Great Betrayer, Saint Sebastian Wright, and even humble Martin Pius were all just men. You are one woman, as am I. Each of us may be Saints or sinners, as we make of the lives given us.

I look at you, strong in hell-born mutation and magic, and all I can see is weakness. You were so frail that when hardship bore down on you, and when this harsh reality sunk its claws in, you bargained your immortal soul away for relief from a little pain. Your physical strength cannot hide your spiritual weakness: where better women stood fast and died proudly, you sold out your God and your fellow man for your own worthless life.

So come fight me, lost children. We've all made our choices, and now those choices have made us. I shall bring you to Her light with cleansing flame and prayers, and redeem us all in death. Come one or come all, you shall not put *one foot* into this hallowed ground while I still draw breath!

For I have faith, and that is enough.

>> No.14481448

You know, if you're going to go to the trouble of writing it before hand, you're better off just doing it in prose and posting to a bin. Greentext is only really for the spur of the moment stuff that you write as you go.

>> No.14481452
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I cant sleep, someone sing me a lullaby

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Good night. That'll be 50 clams.

>> No.14481465

God bless this game and it's shanties.

>> No.14481466
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Why not try counting sheep instead?

>> No.14481471

>They don't know about Maid Pussy Republic

>> No.14481479
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>"Oh dear Mr. Anon, are you ranting about Pussy Kingdoms again? Hold still, we'll fix it sweetie."

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this has falled me too many tumes, I need song.

fuck spelling, im too titerd

>> No.14481485

Inky Tentacle Nest kingdom a best!

>> No.14481489

the fuck did I just read

>> No.14481490

Slowly count backwards from 100

>> No.14481492

Ah, well. Bit late for that now.

Did you think anything of it?

>> No.14481502

I really hope this isn't carlos.

>> No.14481506

Not really, no. It's like you sat me in a room blindfolded and just has a bunch of muffled voices spew diatribe at one another. Was that a part of your plan? But then I'm not one of those people who find meaning in kaleidoscopes either.

>> No.14481519

Does not work for me.

>> No.14481524 [SPOILER] 
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Blech tentacle feet.

Even Horse Pussy hooves are better than that.

>> No.14481528

>tentacle feet
Abomination footjobs? What a novel idea.

>> No.14481529

I somehow can't see Lamb having a human face under that mask.
Or any face at all, really.

>> No.14481535

Also comes off as a bit too... presumptuous?

Feels like an attempt to blend between the gruff jaded military veteran mcbadass and a someone chuuni obsessed with Abrahamic religious references. Basically gives me a vibe similar to when I read about those dark hero self-insert chuuni archetypes.

>> No.14481540

The whole first post set the tone in a very bad way.

>> No.14481549

Exactly what I got out of it too, and I barely skimmed that wall of text.

>> No.14481566


The issue here, I think, is that he's a newbie writer who lacks a writer's self-awareness. Basically, with us writefags its generally "write down what we want to write" and then go back for a second rewrite pass to make changes with a focus on "what will the audience actually want/care about in this story?" to make it more palatable from perspective of someone totally new to reading it.

This anon looks like he just wrote down purely what he wanted to write and didn't consider the audience's perspective at all, such as that all this dark angst straight off the bat without any buildup or context might alienate readers.

>> No.14481568
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>I'm so proud of you for staying on the righteous path, anon.
>If any big scary monsters attack, I'll protect you!

>> No.14481572

>and then go back for a second rewrite pass to make changes with a focus on "what will the audience actually want/care about in this story?"
I have never done this.

>> No.14481577

>then go back for a second rewrite pass
Nol nope
>what will the audience actually want/care about in this story?
Hahaha cocks

>> No.14481582

You generally don't need to if you're a veteran writer, because you're either constantly considering it or it simply comes naturally. But for a newbie writer who has zero experience in considering his audience, it is essential, because stuff he takes for granted as being known (in his own imagination) might be completely alien and incomprehensible to someone without that same context.

It's a bit like the difference between memorizing a technical manual and actually knowing how to hold and work the tools, or recognize the difference between a machine's natural hum and that hinting at problems, and so forth. Thinking about the context of the audience is something very hard from theory, and has to be gained through experience.

>> No.14481588

>veteran writer
Ironic when you speak of considering your audience and you post stuff like this.

>> No.14481591

Jokes on you, I'm self employed and work from home.

>> No.14481592

anon, he wrote two sentences not an entire story. I dont think audience is relevant here

>> No.14481595

Stop being butthurt over valid criticism.

>> No.14481601

I'm not the guy, I just thought his phrasing was a little tool-y.

>> No.14481602

>wake up in the morning to find snow outside
>snowed heavy last night so no need to come into work today
>immediately settle in and make a cup of hot coco
>turn on the TV to watch the news
>forget that satellite TV dosnt work in heavy weather
>well shit
>might as well go outside then
>bundle up and head out to explore
>the sound of snow crushing underfoot is the only thing audible in the eerie quietness
>everything from the roads, to roofs and the cars are just blanketed in a soft pillow of fluffy snow
>it quite picturesque
>eventually make way to the park
>looks like the kids have been playing here
>theres snow angels, a snow man and a...wintercoat?
>pick up a thick jacket, along with gloves and a hat nearby
>a scarf and pants are also strewn nearby
>genuinely freaked out now
>cautiously pick up the pants, only to have a pair of pink panties fall out
>unholy shit wtf
>drop it and take out phone to call the police, thinking that someone was abducted
>"Uhm...excuse sir!" a feminine voice cries out
>turn around to find a snow leopard monster girls' head poking out behind a bush, her hands folded across her naked chest
>"C-Could you toss me my clothes back?" she asked with a redden face, clearly embarrassed, and not minding the cold at all

wat do

>> No.14481607

apex kek

>> No.14481608

Yeah, you're right, I didn't really put it in the best terms possible But it's late and I'm drunk, in my defence. But the general point I'm trying to get across is valid, though of course he's free to ignore it if he wishes. I'm just throwing my thoughts out there.

>> No.14481612

Give them back. She's endangered after all.

>> No.14481619

I have cable. Immersion ruined. It's all a lie. Where is my doctor. This is how manic episodes start.

>> No.14481620

Wait, that's not a horse, it's a goat. Are you trying to trick me?

>> No.14481623

It looks like I drastically overestimated myself in assuming that I could structure a narrative out of nothing but dialogue and still convey a satisfactory sense of time, place and person. Since it was a story about a major Order city falling to the monsters told from the perspective of the citizens in the process of being vanquished it was inevitably going to be dark, but I didn't count on it being alienating.

The opening with the dark priest and the cast-off girl was probably too heavy. I wanted to portray the crushing nihilism at the heart of the Fallen God's religion of pleasure-worship, but judging by the feedback I went about it in a really heavy-handed way. The bit in the middle with the captured witch taunting the Inquisitor failing to interrogate her was supposed to function as a comedic interlude to break up the darker stuff around it, and that clearly didn't work either.

I'unno. Guess I'm glad this is an anonymous board.

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I grow turgid.

>> No.14481630

Give her the clothes back, joke about the situation, ask about her a bit, get her number, hang out a bunch.

>> No.14481634

I'm leaving a turgid in the toilet right now.

>> No.14481636

Wow, rude!

>> No.14481637

You just gotta know your audience.

Dark angsty stuff is one of those low-popularity topics on /mgt/... well, for most types of audience really. Since it deals with very heavy emotions and expecting some completely stranger to walk in and suddenly empathise with a character's grief is very hard and often unreasonable. To be done it has to have some degree of build up, but even then, more serious stories generally have a much smaller audience on /mgt/ due to the higher barrier of entry (build up).

To learn how to write I'd suggest you stick with shorter, one or two post greentext shorts. Lower barrier to entry both in terms of the reader's attention and desire to read, along with a lower barrier to entry in that you don't need to know how to cultivate certain emotions in readers like you would with a serious dark/dramatic story. Also makes feedback much faster and more likely, and easier for critics to point to specific things to help you improve.

>> No.14481639

The advice was valid, sure, I just thought it was funny the way you talk about the audience but don't consider the fact that right now your audience is /mgg/ and saying things like "veteran writer" comes across as shitpost bait

>It looks like I drastically overestimated myself in assuming that I could structure a narrative out of nothing but dialogue
I don't really think it has anything to do with your ability, but more a fundamental flaw with the premise. You build a story. you need the nails the screws the bolts and the sheets of metal. You can't just put some sheets of metal together and hope your boat floats without bothering to screw and bolt them into place.

>> No.14481644

Biggest issue for me was the format. It was prose posted as a greentext, which makes for unpleasant wall of text, and it was already a little too wall-of-text-ish even for prose.

For the writer, work on general formatting style, especially line breaks, and more natural conversation flow. Less melodramatic. If you want drama you have to set it up properly.

>> No.14481647

was there a MGgame coming from crabman ?

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>> No.14481652

whats the deal with the colle name? is it a specific meaning?

>when is it coming : 3

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Colourful wife.

>> No.14481657

And if you couldn't tell, I was making a joke by comparing it to KanColle, which it is a MG flavored clone of. That isn't that actual name.

Also, stop that.

>> No.14481660

She looks like a flower bouquet

I don't know what the fuck this thing is, Captcha, but it's not a cactus like you seem to think.

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Hooves generally belong to Horse Pussy Kingdom.

Lot's of Plains, Forests, and Steppes so they all fit in easily enough.

Also some Plaguelands but they are a bit less Plaguey than the name implies.

>> No.14481680

Would be cuter if she had clothes on.

>> No.14481684

Yeah you can download it at bigdickbitch.com

>> No.14481685
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Nancy
Species: Leanan-Sidhe
They have the body of an adult female, a rarity among fairies. They try to help develop the talents and abilities of those they favor. "I've heard she's quite a fan of music!"

First time I've seen their name written in katakana, had to google it to figure out what she was even supposed to be. Nancy seemed to be the closest fit for her name, but it is a pun on her species again.

Name: ナンシー (Nanshii)
Species: リャナンシー (Ryananshii)

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A monstergirl from a species you don't like has asked you out. Please fill in the bubbles with your reply.

Please consider posting your reply to imgur to spare our pitiful image limit.

>> No.14481693

>but it is a pun on her species again.
Oh good, I thought they just picked a normal name for once.

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I gave her clothes senpaitachi

>> No.14481696

The level of engrish in some of the names actually disguises the the crab's shame.

>> No.14481703

Getting close, v. good with the pink-on-blue colour scheme. Make it a knee-length sundress and it's perfect.

>> No.14481704

Yes, yes the path of the righteous... Now oil up those breasts of yours, come polish my throbbing sword with them.

>> No.14481706

A wonderful addition, thank you.

>> No.14481712

How would Humanwoman name her imaginary HBs?

>> No.14481713

Hugood Monhate.

>> No.14481715

Herman Manning.

>> No.14481717

>Boyband singer

>> No.14481718

The first one is better, personally. Also, nice hair, I like the color interplay.

>> No.14481721

I need more chapters of this. Cute Rokurokubi is cute.

>> No.14481722

>Skeeter the skater
Oh no

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>> No.14481750

My waifu!

>> No.14481755

>Huey Abu

>> No.14481767

max comfy

>> No.14481778

I thought this was going to be a story about a yukionna that tricked anon into thinking it snowed heavily, so that he would stay home and give her attention.

>> No.14481788

is Alp alive? i miss him

>> No.14481798

could somebody post the elf planet screencap? The one where a guy tells an offworlder that he should leave, and describes elves as acting like "desperately needy girlfriends."

>> No.14481806

I want to fuck my daughteru, while she's bent over my waifu's knee. A punishment that is clearly more effective than spanking. I urge you all to follow my example.

>> No.14481807
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The Church has fallen on hard times. More and more people think monster girls are actually OK, and tithes and donations just keep dropping. At this rate they won't be able to afford maintenance on their equipment.

In order to cough up some cash, the holy fathers have decided to give temple prostitution a shot. Now you can pay to have Paladins give you mechanical handjobs with rough, calloused hands or clumsy blowjobs with glaring, humiliated faces and plenty of tooth on dick contact, accidental or otherwise.

The question is, how much would you pay?

>> No.14481815

I disapprove of your post but I approve of your image

>> No.14481817

He's dead. I'm sorry, I killed him. He was going on about something like he does so I went to hit him with the alp stick but I accidentally grabbed dire alp stick instead. A lowly snow-alp just can't stand up to that kind of impact.

>> No.14481820

I pay in the semen I spill down their throats. And for the most feisty, rough and proud paladin, I offer a life times worth of semen to take her in.

>> No.14481823

Swallowed semen doesn't pay for new swords, anon. At least if you wanted handjobs they could sell the semen to monsters for lunch.

>> No.14481826

>Swallowed semen doesn't pay for new swords
Bullshit. I saw an angel swallow a gallon of cum from a semi-incubized dude, purify him, and pull all that cum out of her belly in the shape of a sword to protect himself from further corruption.

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Sure you did anon...

>> No.14481831

Somehow this sounds like something that actually happened in ancient literature.

>> No.14481833

What, would you rather marry an over-the-hill mid-30's Paladin so they could save her retirement pay?

Better not do it! You'd end up with a socially stunted almost middle-aged virgin woman with war traumas. She'd have no idea how to do housework or have sex. Completely useless. You'd probably have to hold her every night, too, to get her to calm down when she has flashbacks.

>> No.14481834

>Paying to fuck a human girl when I can dick the maid for free AND get a clean home

>> No.14481835

It's true! Like sword swallowing but in reverse! A-and this one time I saw a bunch of paladins bukakke a different angel girl and all the cum turned into shining white plate male and the angel use it to defeat a centuries old demon!

>> No.14481837

Anon, what you're describing is slavery!

>> No.14481857

Yeah, being a slave to maid pussy.

>> No.14481901

(That horse pussy has a lot of nerve! Having a smug expression like that!)

>> No.14481905

Smug girls are so good. I want to make them even more smug with my dick!

>> No.14481907

Yes. That is what I intend and you can't stop me.

I'm also going to impregnate her a bunch. And have sons. Lots and lots of sons.

>> No.14481909
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Would you a Frog Princess?

>> No.14481911

Hippie model please!

>> No.14481917

>The Poor Sinner

Oh boy, she's going to break into song, isn't she?


>> No.14481919

I've never liked Kappas. Their bowl heads look dumb.

I'll take a tongue twister, and filthy frenchman, and a kissed.

>> No.14481920

>Lots and lots of sons.
Knigga pls, you'll get like three at most out of an aging girl like her.

>> No.14481929

So wait, the Horse Pussy Kingdom gets Baphomets?
That's OP.
You can't just claim all hooves.

>> No.14481943

What are the most important words in the world? Words so important, they need to be written with Wurms so they may never be erased?

>> No.14481945

>The Frog Suit
Is that Tsuyu?

>> No.14481947
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The jews did it

>> No.14481949

Please don't scare the Wurms.

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>> No.14481954

I'll play vidya with them and teach them wooing techniques and their mom will train them all as paladins and I'll set them up with a Valkyrie, a Holstadin, and a Titania.

They'll found their own order and dedicate it to boobies and justice.

>> No.14481955

Dime hooker Tanuki when?

>> No.14481957

“Tanuki families encourage pursuit of wealth accumulation, high-income careers, and investing.”
“Tanuki have been the most successful and productive nation in history.”
“It has become a cultural norm in Tanuki families for parents to bring up their children to value wealth.”
“No other ethnic group has even come close to matching the abilities and accomplishments of Tanuki.”
OK yeah, that does fit a little too well.
Gotta be something simple and love related.
Like "Make love" or "Love you."

>> No.14481959

How desperate would you have to be to hire a Tanuki hooker?

Her prices would be ridiculous.

>> No.14481962
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Maybe you just have expensive taste.

>> No.14481965

I bet she charges you micro-transaction fees for stuff like groping and kissing and cumming inside.

She'll say it's $10 but you'll end up paying hundreds.

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I'd rather hire a high class Kitsune prostitute if I was going to spend a lot of money. The fluffy tails would be worth it.

>> No.14481975

A piece of shit tht costs a billion dollars i still a piece of shit. You're just the stupid one or buying it.

>> No.14481979

I'd put my money on a Wyvern who turned to the life of a consort after her Dragoon died.

>> No.14481981
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>Hooves generally belong
>Hooves generally

I already listed Demon Pussy Kingdom, get out of here with your shenanigans anon.

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>micro-transaction fees for stuff like groping and kissing and cumming inside
Combine this with unemotional sex as she tallies up your transactions for the ultimate Tanuki experience.

>> No.14481986

>lifelong partner dies
>Welp, I'm free! Time to become a hooker!
Way to NTR his ghost, literal whore.

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What do?

>> No.14481996

Put the ham in the oven, lick toes, attempt to dick.

>> No.14482002

>molesting your niece
What a naughty uncle. No wonder you're still single.

>> No.14482005

i was gonna write a story about a boy transferring into a high class school.

he is one of the few boys in his class and the rest are all beautiful MG's

including a hot mindflayer who seemed to be in charge.

he goes to the showers in his dormitory only to see a plumpy holst from his class ready to get dressed.

he can only gape at her body with the biggest boner you ever had while she just giggles saying she accidentally used the wrong showers.

back in your room you instantly run to your bed to masturbate. only to find out you somehow cant touch your penis. nor can you hump anything.

next day the mindflayer explains to you that boys in her class weren't allowed to orgasm without permission of the girls.

then i masturbated and lost the will to write : <

>> No.14482007

I like cows.

>> No.14482008

Goddammit, what's wrong with my sister again?

>> No.14482009

I always fap with her panties and kiss her while she sleeps when she comes around. I want to put it in so bad, but she'd wake up for sure if I did.

>> No.14482012

Another honeymoon? Fourth one this year?
Has it occurred to you that she keeps coming over because she likes it?

>> No.14482018

There are some things a man cannot back down on. A challenge to fight, and a challenge to cook. You are not prepared.

>> No.14482020

Yes, mistress #46.
>What made me think marrying a Lilim and getting related with the clusterfuck that is DL's family was a good idea...

>> No.14482021

Unlce? What? I don't have a dragon sister or wife.

>> No.14482023

Your dick?

>> No.14482025

>implying a tsun-hime-loli black dragon would pretend to sleep while her uncle haa-haa's in her face while fapping with her panties
There's no way something extraordinary like this would happen so close to us, she's just a heavy sleeper. She won't get impatient and step on my dick until I cum all over her freshly showered toes or anything.

>> No.14482026

>not being the fit uncle that all the nieces need to respect

every lilim clusterfuck needs a few alpha's, why not be one of them

>> No.14482029

Maybe it's a Christmas miracle.

>> No.14482043

Yeah, you say that until one of them bends reality to teleport you into the middle of matango bush for another 'royal etiquette' lesson.

>> No.14482045

And when you get back from there, you get right on back to being an alpha, because a man's got to do what a man's got to do!

>> No.14482058

>not getting the privilege from her mother and your wife to spank her bottom raw and use her as your personal post workout massager

>> No.14482063

This is where you use your Rapeman power to keep her from enjoying it, lest you create a super-spanky slut that just keeps harassing you to get her fix.

>> No.14482069
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First answer - best answer

>> No.14482077
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Futakuchi-onna when

>> No.14482085

I want to irrumate her brain.

>> No.14482108
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It is incredibly dead here

>> No.14482116

Anybody knows the name of that doujin with the catgirls in estrus and the crazed student president?

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Just the way I like it.

>> No.14482133

>I like the brown ones with white hair
A man of supreme taste.

>> No.14482144
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The best kind of Elf.

>> No.14482151
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Posting rare Ryu.
Is this Kenkou's? Looks like him.

>> No.14482174

needs less boobs and more bulge

>> No.14482183
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I don't know, that sounds pretty gay to me.

>> No.14482192
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postin shiny familiar

>> No.14482205
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Minigirls need more attention.

>> No.14482207

I'd use my master ball on her.

>> No.14482212

Needs to be browner.

>> No.14482213

But anon, you accidentally summoned her after you fucked up the drawing of the pentagram. Due to that, she grows into a voluptuous woman every night. As such, she is not welcome in the Sabbath. Do you take responsibility

>> No.14482221

Loli by day and woman by night? Damn right I take responsibility, that's the best of both worlds.

>> No.14482225
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Let's reach Heaven together!

>> No.14482226

I want a Tanuki to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to demand I pay her for the privilege afterwards!
I want to meet a Tanuki who isn't a stereotype!

>> No.14482232

Great, now I have a mental image of a rebellious "Occupy Zippangu" Tanuki with dyed hair and fur laughing at you as you take off your pants.

>> No.14482233

You know, I think the Church of the Fallen is the perfect religion for monstergirls, because it's nothing but perversion and pleasure.
But as a human I'd sooner be a fucking Jehovahs Witness than join that shitty 'faith'. Even Sabbath has more merit than the Fallen because they actually do science and magic research on the side.

>> No.14482234

Would mamonos be into guys with microdicks?

>> No.14482235
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Let me help you out

>> No.14482236

They wouldn't have microdicks for long.

>> No.14482239
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I just made /v/ history by getting the 32nd millionth post while shit-posting about 2d brown girl feet. Thanks /mgt/, couldn't have done it without you or your corruption of my tastes.

>> No.14482240

Despite what tiny penis guy seem to think, I'd say monstergirls would find it cute. There are women in real life who don't mind or actually like smaller dicks (only the entrance to the vagina is supposed to have much sensitivity anyway) so it isn't that much of a leap to say some monsters would be into it.
They'd totally have size queens though.

>> No.14482242

Fairies would

>> No.14482248

The church needs to deus vult on these infidels.

>> No.14482253

Congratulations. I absolutely don't give a shit though.

>> No.14482255

That overly long greentext earlier didn't exactly help my poor opinion on the Fallen God's shitty church. It makes me wonder what the Demon Lord will do once she's won and her whole civilization starts to collapse because the main religion teaches its followers to fuck all day and not give a shit about anything that doesn't involve their genitals.

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Cyborg Centaurs are coming!

>> No.14482260

>It was about Ramlethal
You know what anon, you're okay. Or would be if you didn't post on /v/.

>> No.14482261

Did KCLand Of Milk And Honey™ invent an item for such a problem?

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>> No.14482267

Since a crusade is the maximum expression of religious strenght faith can have, i wonder how it would be if someone called a crusade on some fallen god's kingdom.

Just imagine the best humanity can offer all at once in a place fighting for the chief goddess.

And people thought the church was lame.

>> No.14482268

I dunno man, that's why I'm asking. Though from being as hugboxy as it is, it probably already has

>> No.14482272

Men who spend a lot of time with a monster girl gradually change to suit her preferences, so if she liked the rest of you but wishes you had a bigger dick it'd just be a matter of time.

>> No.14482274

It is. That sounds incredibly lame. Make love, not war.

>> No.14482277

Becoming an Incubus involves a huge increase in genital size.
No need to be so pasive aggressive about KC just cause you have a small dick though.

>> No.14482282

Knowing that is like, one of the first things you learn about MGE.

>> No.14482284

>that dark elf rape doujin that just got uploaded

>> No.14482289

The second part of that hisahiko one? Shit was depressing but my boner had a different opinion.

>> No.14482293

It also works the other way around. Love that werewolf but wish she was a g-cup? Mamanobama got you covered.
Not to sound too SJW but I dislike that aspect of the setting. Love is about seeing the flaws in your partner and accepting them, but the mana just erases the flaws and adds stuff you want in its place. It makes me feel uneasy as hell.

>> No.14482294

Meh, how original, not gonna read it

>> No.14482302

I don't like it. I love Oomukades but I'm a fan of breasts, I'd rather give her a kiss on the forehead and tell her not to worry when she gets insecure about it and tell her that I love her how she is than have her change for my sake.

>> No.14482304

It would be a boring fight, and pointless at that.
I can't see a nation of Fallen God worshipers doing anything that would keep a nation running in the slightest, because it would distract from their hedonistic pit for too long.
So the Order armies would just wade through crumbling and abandoned towns only to find this massive orgy somewhere ignoring them. It'd be disheartening to march all that way only to find the enemy mass fucking in the ruins of their capital.

>> No.14482309

nothing wrong with the classics

>> No.14482310

That mamonomana mane.
>Want that stain on your shirt removed? Mamonomana™
>Want an easy to prepare breakfast that's easy on the budget and tastes great? Mamonomana™
>Need to a one stop shop to get anything from fishing tackles to sledgehammers? Mamonomana™

>> No.14482314

Exactly. There are two things I'd need to be sure of before marrying a monstergirl:
1: Would the mana/demonic energy change me in any way? If so it's a no sale.
2: Do we REALLY need kids? Overpopulation is going to be a problem in a monstergirl world anyway, and having kids only results in another monstergirl so it won't help the issue in the slightest. If so it's a no sale.
Which is why headcanon settings trump KC's world any day of the week. Demonic energy need not be a thing and monstergirls don't need to be baby crazy. It's beautiful.

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I want to live in a Youko village in the middle of Mist Continent territory with a bunch of girls like pic related.
Comfy days, wild nights, my own Shangri-La of fluffy tail. Unlike the more restrained Inari, they'd be closer to their bestial nature. Some percentage would have sharp teeth, clawlike nails, long tongues, disconcerting eyes, and get just a bit too intense when they were excited. They'd have several nights a year where they really let loose with festivals and all night orgies. During a blood moon or something they'd go entirely horror-movie tier and eat an animal alive in the town square or just indulge in dripping raw meat.
Normally civil and relatively placid, they'd evince their nature whenever I got too close, brushing their tails on my bare skin and occasionally reaching in my pants to rub me hard during casual conversation. I'd never be able to take a bath without one or two making sport of it.
I could make food and medicine, training to be the local healer that treats injuries and maladies with a gentle and caring touch. I'd form a playful rapport with the local huntresses who came in after messing themselves up on demon beasts.
And then one day I'd have to face a choice
>Told to set aside an evening and come to the baths.
>Attended by two of the foxes, scrubbing me clean in an unusually businesslike manner, almost ritualistic.
>Given only a clean warm robe and some sandals to wear, sent to the main hall of the village.
>The leadership of the village has turned up lining the candlelit walls. Circling an empty space in the middle of the room with loose bedding is every single girl I've developed some affinity for. Naked.
>"Anon, you've played the tease long enough. It's time for you to settle down with a partner who can delight in you fully. So you're going to be ridden by potential suitors until you find your ideal match."
>Oh, so that's why they had me make those three dozen stamina draughts earlier in the week.

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>> No.14482320

Why would you ever want to lose your youko harem?

>> No.14482324

It isn't a matter of wanting to lose it, it's just that one would eventually claim me whether I wanted it or not.
This way would probably seem the most fair to them.

>> No.14482327

Couldn't you just take a girlfriend and avoid all of this?

>> No.14482329

Yeah, I would like to stay the same in a perfect scenario, though wouldn't be bothered too much otherwise.
Since the monstergirl would likely adapt herself to me, plus her species' very nature has at some point changed completely for humans' preference, this probably makes me a hypocrite.

>> No.14482330

Probably, but then I wouldn't be playing the harem protagonist game.

>> No.14482332

As a Britfag, I never grew up with Mr Rogers. Sometimes I wish we had that show over here.

>> No.14482334

Nah man, just be selfish, go for all or nothing.

>> No.14482335

And I suppose if I did that, I'd just ultimately pick the most Yao/Dakini-like one.
Damn do those foxes do things to my penis.

>> No.14482338

Would desert kunoichi be called hassasins?
Would they wear veils and have chocolate skin?
Because that would be grand

>> No.14482340

Yes, but they lose instantly to Alexandria the Great.

>> No.14482343

>"Whiskey, Hot Sauce, and Campfires: Marrying a Hell-Hound" by Anon E. Moose.

>"Hot Heads and Big guys: Raising Heck-Pups for you" by Anon E. Moose

>> No.14482344

I'm certain there was a brown edit for Kunoichi. Why are dark skinned anime girls so sexy? It doesn't do anything for me with 3D girls, but dark skinned 2D drives me crazy. It must be the facial features. In 2D you can be black and still have feminine features, while in real life black women have very masculine features in general.

>> No.14482345

What does the e means?


>> No.14482346

Gilko a best!
She's shiny and cute!

>> No.14482348

Brown does not mean black

>> No.14482351

>tfw I love the more dominant canine type mamono but don't want kids
>even though they're the type who are guaranteed to have a metric fuck load of children per pregnancy

>> No.14482353


That's what kills it for me along with the hair color

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>> No.14482360
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>he doesn't want some heck pups

pleb as fuck

>> No.14482362

>he uses a meme word to describe hellhound pups

>> No.14482364

Speaking of plebs...

>> No.14482367

Some of us don't want kids for various reasons. Deal with it.

>> No.14482369
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Where does your waifu get her charm from?

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Your taste is impeccable, friend.

>> No.14482390

How creepy would it be if you had a dullahan as a girlfriend but you didn't know that, and then druing sex her head falls of?

Would it be boner killer or would it make it diamonds?

>> No.14482394
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>Not knowing your waifu's a Dullahan
>When it's not exactly hard to remove her head from her body
Anon, clearly you've not been faithful enough as her husband.

>> No.14482396

Your pic is entirely related.

>> No.14482400

This dude needs to draw more of that dullahan

>> No.14482401

I want to fuck her slutty voiceboxpussy.

>> No.14482406

I would kidnap a dullahan's head and then force her to mimic a radio, singing stuff and acting as the host in pure improvisation.

How sexy would that be?

>> No.14482413

>Would it be boner killer or would it make it diamonds?
Diamonds. But only if she was on top at the time, pretends to be dead for the remainder of the session and fakes some convulsing.
I'd be simultaneously cumming buckets and be terrified that I was about to go to prison. Then when she comes clean about it I'd want to add more stuff like this into our sex lives.

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>> No.14482426

This reminded me of the fappening for some reason.

>> No.14482427

Dullahan sex could be kinky as fuck
>her body furiously rides you cowgirl style as you hold her head close and passionately kiss
>you could eat her out and force her to deepthroat you at the same time
>you could go out somewhere when she stays home and still get a blowjob if you took her head along
>you could put her head down on the dresser and make her watch you fuck her body, making her feel like a voyeur and still letting her feel the pleasure at the same time

>> No.14482429

Do you have change for a fifty?
Actually, what's the toll anyway?

>> No.14482431

If you got off from that, imagine a Living Doll that you can unscrew each part of her.

>> No.14482437

Why is the head's skin tone slightly darker than the body's?

>> No.14482438

Yes, that's KC's.
Now, the question is, what is he doing drawing a Ryu? I must know in case he plans to draw more.

>> No.14482439

Who wants to fuck a doll? If we have to so that route I'd rather a yandere clockwork terminator.

>> No.14482441

monster girl idol series when?

>> No.14482442

Do not fist robutt

>> No.14482443
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Just the artists' preference.

>> No.14482446

That butt was made to be spanked.

>> No.14482452
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Her everything was made to be molested and loved.

>> No.14482457

You, i like how you think.

>> No.14482459

You don't get a choice in the matter. If your malfunctioning bodyguard now believes you are a married couple and wants to simulate sexual reproduction then she's going to use her superior strength to aid her clueless husband in the act.

>> No.14482474

Nah, I'm one of the worst fags in here.

>> No.14482475

I want to study the sociopolitical structure of Wurm society. Where can I study these wonderful creatures?

>> No.14482484

>Your robutt waifu is so advanced that her pussy is practically an assortment of metallic pieces and other technological stuff.
>Basically a meat grinder
>She can sense your sexual urges and due to a malfunction she reacts to it.
>When it happens she just climbs into the bed and raises her butt to you
>In a monotone, robotic voice she just urges you to fuck her like the bitch in heat that she is, wiggling her ass as she does.

What do?

>> No.14482485

How can you think black women are the only women with dark skin? Black women aren't very neotenous which is what you mean by saying they have masculine features, but there are other kinds of darker skinned women who are. They're brown, not black, anon.

Think about some of the already brown MG's
Anubis doesn't have very nubian features.

>> No.14482490

Wurms inhabit all enviroments

>> No.14482497

But where can I study them in a cultural context without human intervention? A sort of "state of nature", if you will. I want to know how they lived before ice cream and shiny things became their de facto currency.

>> No.14482516
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>yandere clockwork terminator
A++ top grade taste.

Put her heat exhaust port to good use.

>> No.14482520

Ah, you'll want to go to Wurmopolus, the fabled city of Wurms.

None knows where it is but it's rumored that a colony of Wurms still lives there, untouched by the modern world. But I have a theory about its location, one that involves a journey

A journey to the center of the earth

>> No.14482522

Well, better call those guys from The Core so you can borrow their unobtanium tunneling machine.

>> No.14482523

We must build a vessel capable of defending us from the lusty caresses of Lava Golems, then.
Do you think the density of the Earth's core explains the density of the common Wurm?

>> No.14482529

I want to read a story about a yandere clockwork terminator.

>> No.14482533

Will do

There could be a CORElation but we need to do tests to be sure.

I need a magictech engineer who's bad with women, a hardened badass with a heart of gold, a suspicious man of dubious intent, and a black man.

I shall play the part of the wealthy financeer who's come along to see my dream come true

>> No.14482539

>and a black man
I will be the wide-eyed idealist science-boy, then. We should bring along some pretty girl with no clear purpose, as a mascot. For a journey like this, it should be Gnome or Ignis.

>> No.14482545

Good luck with that with all the dead writefaggots.

>> No.14482548

Maybe we could get Alp to write it in Wurms.

>> No.14482554

They would be quite fitting.
We should probably tack a few titles and degrees on her to make it seems like shes qualified
We will only mention them and never see them come into play

>> No.14482557

Last but not least we need an ace pilot with an endless supply of witty banter and sarcastic insights into situations, regardless of appropriateness.
And maybe a the child or little brother of one of the team's members who stowed away on the ship. With a Heckpup he wants to take back to her home.

>> No.14482559
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Dammit footfag, couldn't you have at least made your post about her thighs?

>> No.14482560

That just looks weird.

>> No.14482561

You also need a Dark Priest who wishes to bring the light of her faith to the pagan Wurms who dance naked in their pagan orgies!

>> No.14482563

That and the member of this crew who is a sibling of a past crew that never returned.

>> No.14482568

I love her thighs, abs, and ass too, I just really wanted to cum on her feet. I'm not even a foot-fag.

>> No.14482569

None must interrupt the holy wiggling of the Wurms!
It brings good fortune and husbands!

>> No.14482570

A yeti humming Christmas music is a happy yeti

>> No.14482572

Of course! The daughteru of the professor who first discovered the technology required to make this journey possible!
This is a point of eventual conflict.

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>> No.14482579

>Early Modern science-type Lich builds an automaton to kidnap victims to experiment on
>It doesn't quite work and the automaton kidnaps a boy but then fails to deliver him
>She fails to reverse the movement orders for the way back and goes the same way in the other direction and starts guarding him in a dilapidated farmhouse

>She's gone into guard mode and prevents him from leaving while provisioning him so he doesn't die while the Mistress is occupied
>Too bad Mistress wrote her off as a failure and no help is coming
>The automaton brings the boy food and drink and interacts clumsily with him to prevent him from going insane with boredom in case Mistress needs a non-mindless test subject
>He starts getting Stockholm syndrome for the scary clockwork doll who tells him stories of distant lands with a dead-eyed monotone and gives him mechanical handjobs when he gets horny enough to pop spontaneous boners

>She begins to slow down as her winding runs out and finally one morning fails to get up
>He's now addicted to her and waits patiently for her to play with him
>He gets more and more sad and anxious as she doesn't wake up
>Finally he starts to tearfully molest her
>He accidentally puts his dick in her winding machine at her crotch
>His frantic pumping winds her insides up again and his semen gives the magical kickstart she needs to boot up
>She whirrs to action as he lies on top of her, dick still inside her, crying
>She registers that he's sad and requires hugs and headpats
>His mind breaks when she suddenly begins to cuddle him

>Years later the Mistress remembers to check up on the automaton
>He still lives with it at that farm, convinced that it's his wife
>The Lich takes both of them to her lair so she can do some research on mindbreak
Bad end?

>> No.14482580
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>those thick meaty thighs

>> No.14482581

>Bad end?
No, To Be Continued.

>> No.14482584

That Cheshire needs a good spanking and thigh job, god damn.

Glad Barb decided to stop being a pussy.

>> No.14482590

I like this idea very much.

>> No.14482592

Some serious butterface going on here.

Time to whip out the paper bag.

>> No.14482594

You mean "Anon's Pleasure Bag"?

>> No.14482597

Lovely. I wanna smooch her on the nose.

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>> No.14482599

Getting thrown into various outlandish situations with your hard, wooden mindbreak waifu by an uncaring Lich would not be fun for Mr. Peasant here. A worst-case scenario might be NTR.

>> No.14482601

I don't see it.

>> No.14482606

Her face is a bit off because Barb was frustrated with it, which I can see, but that anon just isn't used to eastern style characters actually having noses most likely.

>> No.14482608

This looks like some kind of piece of art, I want it on my living room.

>> No.14482609

>Like i said on my stream yesterday i’ll take a break and it’ll last until i fix the terrible faces i draw. The sad part is that i’ll probably never be able to fix them orz
They're not terrible Barb, they're just a different style and an easy way to tell whose art it is

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>Be apprentice at a toymaker's shop
>He's a kindly old gentleman with a Bavarian accent, smelling of pine and saw dust
>Often jokes that he keeps one eye beneath his eye patch to help him focus
>You can't help but feel a bit eerie about the life size doll that sits in his workshop, dressed in lavish clothes
>Her unblinking blue eyes feeling like they're watching you
>Over some pints he once joked that she was built after a niece of his, but the girl didn't want to play with such a 'hideous' thing
>Confides in you that he likes the company, and asks if you could help clean her and keep her spic-and-span throughout the days
>Just as a way to remember his niece, her family having died in a fire at their mansion
>Clean her, talk to her, it's nice having somebody who will listen
>A young woman visits you and flirts with you, her son in tow, telling you that a strapping young man shouldn't be working in such a dusty place
>She's found the next morning in a back alley, her son bawling his eyes out
>She was garroted by wires by a 'Phantom' the boy says between tears
>Begin to worry, start leaving the store earlier in the day after cleaning your doll, naming her Maria
>Another young woman flirts with you, her eyes widening in terror one day as two hands clasp around your shoulders
>Get turned around, it's Maria, she's alive
"Am I not goo enough?"
"Is it because I cannot hope or feel or cry?"
"What must I do to gain your love?"
"Uncle Drosselmeier told me I could have you, but only if you'd accept me."
"I want to know what it's like, to be human! To be loved!"
>Before you can react, she binds your arms and legs with wire, dragging you upstairs, pulling her clothes and yours off
>Her abdomen seems more... fleshy than the rest of her, the arms and legs moving in their ball joints
>Spend the rest of the day getting raped by the Doll

>> No.14482613

Ouch, as someone that's never had an issue with his faces I'm under the impression that this wasn't the only place to give him those criticisms.

>> No.14482615

The nose is off-center. The whole structure is centered instead of the line where it attaches to the skull being centered. Then there's the weird awkwardly positioned mouth.

>> No.14482621

Good end.

>> No.14482624
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>*Pet dragon requests to mate.
>Please select your choice:
>[ ] Accept
>[ ] Ignore

>> No.14482626

[x] Accept
[x] POMF

>> No.14482627

Art, y'say?

>> No.14482632

Built for sex.

>> No.14482633

Where's her bush.

>> No.14482636

[ ] Accept
[X] Ignore

>> No.14482637

The probability of rape for selecting ignore seems pretty high, so:
[x] Accept and cuddlefuck.

>> No.14482638

Shaved, duh.

>> No.14482643


>> No.14482644

>Shaving bush

There's a reason why Albedo is moe in more ways than just being yandere.

She's quite bushy down there <3

>> No.14482645

Redline please

>> No.14482649
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[x] Mating press and impregnate

>> No.14482651


>> No.14482654

What is this "mating press" you speak of?

>> No.14482658

Missionary where you lie on top of and completely cover the girl's bod with your own.

>> No.14482662



That's a mating press.

>> No.14482664

Lotus position a best breeding method.

>> No.14482665

Good. This is good.

>> No.14482674

It really is the best.

>> No.14482680
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>Ittla opened commissions for Christmas
Cheap too, being broke sucks.

>> No.14482684

Dressed for sex, is she? Purple is the color of sex.

>> No.14482688

I want to rape a Paladin in the lotus position.

>> No.14482689

Damn straight.

>> No.14482691

No, that's red.

>> No.14482693

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple snake means sexy times for you!

>> No.14482695
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Red is indeed the colour of sex.


>> No.14482699

First I get to admire Caska's ass in the Berserk thread, now this.
Are not the gods good?

>> No.14482707
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Join the dark side. Do it now!

>> No.14482709
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I'm already on the dark hair side, though.

>> No.14482710

Only if I get a waifu who will brush my teeth and bring me breakfast in bed.

>> No.14482713

She's already got three quarters of my forearm! I've got no chance to fight back!

>> No.14482714

You're lazy! You get a Shoggoth!

>> No.14482717
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I usually hate Oni with a passion but holy shit

>> No.14482718

damn she gotta faaaaat belly

>> No.14482721

I love this pic

>> No.14482729

Damn that's a pregnant fox.
we need to go bigger.

>> No.14482732 [DELETED] 
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Why do you guy hate Cait and Cu Sith so much? They're high tier monster girls.

>> No.14482734

I don't though.
they make lovely furniture.

>> No.14482737

The nice thing about litters is that you can get all the kids you need in one go.

>> No.14482738 [DELETED] 

... reported

>> No.14482741
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>Sometimes in my dreams I can see it
>A ghastly thing, naught resembling the freighter I used to steer the wheel of
>Its black tar-covered hull looming against the horizon, a beastly maw gnashing at the waves as it carries itself forward
>On sails that cannot carry the wind, on a rudder that cannot steer
>Often times I see her at the helm, her skin as pale white as the winter snow
>Red eyes condemning me, accusing me
>A Captain must go down with his ship, and I fear that she is coming for me

>> No.14482743

They'd be fine if they didn't have all that fur on them.

>> No.14482745
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I just want to impregnate...

>> No.14482747

I too wish to do this.
I want to give an elf a litter.

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>> No.14482752

In Bizarro World, maybe

>> No.14482753

So the pregnancy fetishists have landed, which fetish is next?

>> No.14482755

Don't elves have low birthrates?

>> No.14482756

>pregnancy fetishists
Are you saying you don't want to impregnate your waifu?

>> No.14482758

Would you buy your daughteru Gundam: The Origin manga for Christmas?

>> No.14482759

Don't reply. Filter him and forget he exists. It's the only way.

>> No.14482760

I don't hate them, I just don't find them sexy. I'd gladly have a cute Cait Sith/Cu Sith maid duo to serve me if I could be sure they wouldn't rape me.

>> No.14482761

We're going to fix that.

Maybe, why do you ask?
She'd get a crush on shota Char

>> No.14482764

I actually had his(?) name filtered back on /a/, but I never did so on /jp/ because I was under the impression that I wouldn't have to in the first place.

>> No.14482765
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>why do you ask
Because I still don't know how to spend my tax returns this year, and these massive bricks seem like they'd fit nicely on my shelf but they're expensive and I don't know if I should get them or not.
I therefore thinly veiled my conundrum as a form of discussion about MGs.

>> No.14482766

>tfw you will never befriend a lonely monster girl, then brutally dismember her and rape the corpse

>> No.14482770

>We're going to fix that.


>> No.14482771


>> No.14482772
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I wonder if Onis are immune to fetal alcohol syndrome...? I bet my wife would get really cranky and clingy if she had to be sober for almost a year.

>> No.14482779

You can't just say "magic" and make it so anon.

>> No.14482784

It's the magic of love, anon. Every ovulation she has will be flooded with so much semen that eventually one will stick.

>> No.14482788

Go away /b/

>> No.14482792


My end is going to involve downing a concoction of manticore venom, humpy egg, holst milk, and corruption fruit while I make sure that she is sprinkled with a healthy helping of moth man dust in addition to three fertility potions and a small augmentation to her womb to make her as receptive to breeding as a goblin.

>> No.14482794 [DELETED] 

Nice dubs, but I'm not going anywhere.

>> No.14482795

Sounds dangerous.

>> No.14482796

I'd like to see a return to fingers

>> No.14482797

It'll be fine.
What could go wrong?

>> No.14482804

Caith sith a shit, Cu sith is actually olev.

>> No.14482810

Furfag please leave.

>> No.14482826
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No, not you

>> No.14482835
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>Either kemono

>> No.14482841

Cait Sith is good too...
You can't make us go anywhere... and stop calling people furred just because we disagree with you...
Yes, me...
... But it's true anon

>> No.14482846 [DELETED] 

...Forgot my name

>> No.14482854

If you like furshit, then you are a furfag by definition. In which case you are obligated to fuck off, preferably to /b/

>> No.14482856

Filter and ignore it.

>> No.14482857

You're doing this on purpose or you're fresh off the boat from FA, either way you will feel ashamed of your words and deeds

>> No.14482859

He's doing it on purpose and you should ignore him so he get's bored when nobody gives him attention.

>> No.14482862

ND is an inveterate shitposter. Ignore him.

>> No.14482864
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Undead Kingdoms sound awesome.

>> No.14482869

Corpses are gross.

>> No.14482872

If you leave all that furfag hate aside, Cu sith is actually god tier in terms of personality and behaviour, Caith sith is the only shit when it comes to that on top of being a furry.

Even if i don't like furry shit, if i had to choose i would take a Cu sith any time.

>> No.14482880

>Being reasonably tolerant and not a foaming-mouthed zealot
>On 4chan

Away with you!

>> No.14482884 [DELETED] 

I'm not ashamed of anything... and disagreeing with the circlejerk doesn't make me a troll...
... You guys are the shitposters

>> No.14482886

Fuck off furfags.

>> No.14482887 [DELETED] 

Well spoken ND! You're the best!

>> No.14482889
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Magical ones aren't.

>> No.14482891
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Fuck you say...?

>> No.14482893

Yeah they are.

>> No.14482895

Except almost all of her schtick is based on the fact that she's kemono as fuck, same thing with Cait Sith. It doesn't matter if they're an MG or not, they're still predominantly animal in appearance.

You'd have better luck trying to peddle something like an anomaly like a cat-trap getting pegged by some guy who thinks all his waifu did was eat a futa fruit or some stupid bullshit like that.

I mean, less gets away with Alping a known male character all the damned time.

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>> No.14482901

I said that Undead monster girls are disgusting.

>> No.14482902

What a lovely bodytype.

>> No.14482905

Tits nice, hips perfect, would intercrural twice in a row.

>> No.14482907


I want this but with a Kejourou

>> No.14482909

She looks too cute to dick.

>> No.14482914

You'll make her cry, anon. You won't like that because her tears have become stagnant and smell like shit

>> No.14482915

That's mean.

>> No.14482917

I never understood intercrural. It's like going on vacation where there's an awesome resort, and choosing to stay in the shanty down a city over instead for the same price.

I mean thighs are nice and all, don't get me wrong, but you're right beside the best place and choose not to got here?

>> No.14482921

>ring on her finger
That ain't no prostitute.

>> No.14482924

A prostitute is like any other woman; they all trade something for sex~
And they do it weeell~

>> No.14482926

She's married to lust.

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>LDR will never write more Succubus

>> No.14482942

>It's called Daisy
No, fuck you, this is not okay.

>> No.14482943

>be adventurer
>no wars on, hard up for work
>have to take up husband retrieval jobs to make ends meet

>married sailors go out to sea to make money to feed their human families like good husbands and fathers
>fucking Poseidon sinks their ships so seadwelling monster girls can satisfy their cock cravings
>does she even realize how dependent the economy is on maritime trade?
>bereaved families pool their savings to finance search-and-rescue parties

>weeks out at sea
>ship's mages running themselves ragged fighting off storms and sea beasts
>waste days dowsing for underwater cave systems with shitty equipment
>finally locate site of wreck
>prepare to descend to the seabed in a rickety-ass diving bell made with subpar metalcraft
>this is why you make the big bucks
>at least the water is clear enough to see through
>drag bell along seabed until you reach cave entrance
>hold breath and swim up into air pocket

>find all the sailors laid out in seaweed rape-beds
>whole cavern smells like fish and jizz
>aquatic monster girls everywhere
>try to explain that you need to take the men back so their families don't starve without an income
>fishtits start crying about not letting you steal their "husbands"
>squidbitch trying to convince you that the mens' human families can just move in with them
>at the bottom of the fucking ocean
>whole time you're arguing this fat puffer fish chick keeps sidling up next to you and trying to stick her hand down your breeches
>fucking monsters
>fucking Poseidon
>fucking adventuring life
>should've been a farmer

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>> No.14482946

>posting the rest

>> No.14482951

Monstergirls don't go after married men, even if they're with human women.

>> No.14482952

Fuck off.

>> No.14482958
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>Tiny Electric Hearts will never be finished

>> No.14482961

Why spam this?

>> No.14482963

Polygamy's a big thing in the monster girl world, anon.

>> No.14482964

What does this have to do with monstergirls?

>> No.14482965

YBA never updates his good stories. Or at all.

>> No.14482966

What is this? Undead rape for ants?

>> No.14482968

>Yandere Clockwork Terminator singing Daisy after Anon pulls her wind-up key

>> No.14482969


Jumping to conclusions rather quickly.
I didn't see someone had already posted it. No idea why the dupe detector didn't catch it.

>> No.14482971

It's not ultra common though.

>> No.14482974

They're explicitly stated to ignore the magical scent-marking if they're hard-up enough. Leaving other women's men alone is a guideline, not a rule.

>> No.14482978


>> No.14482980

Where is this comic strip from? I can't find an origin, only reposts.

>> No.14482984

So basically they're pirates.

>> No.14482996

I think sluts is the word you were looking for.

MGs that fuck with someones happy relationship need to be purged.

>> No.14482998
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You wouldn't push a succubus into the mating press position and unload your seed inside her ovulating womb, now would you?

>> No.14483006

That Succubus looks like 10/10 one-san material.

>> No.14483009

Don't worry, I'm not about that life. If she were a Kobold daughteru on the other hand...

>> No.14483010


Blame everything about Tumblr for the fact that you can never find an artist source by looking through it. That, and everything about its layout and formatting.
Additionally, you can actually see this artist get worse and worse over time as the traditional Tumblr style begins to affect her art.

>> No.14483011
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Why yes I would, especially this one.

>> No.14483015

No, I wouldn't.

>> No.14483025

I'd push her into some sort of position that involves fucking.

>> No.14483027

I did manage to find a deviantart by the same owner, which doesn't seem as bad.

>> No.14483037

But isn't she fine when that's done?

>> No.14483044

I want to make a dark elf into my milky breeding slave!

>> No.14483051

Would you make her wear nipple clamps whenever you aren't milking her so that she doesn't leak?

>> No.14483052

>traditional Tumblr style
What the hell are you talking about, I see nothing wrong with the art
Or did you just take one look at the icon and assume the worst in your mind

>> No.14483053
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Succubutts require your love in order to exist, anon. Would you deny them life with your poor dick choice?

>> No.14483057

These are superior tastes.

>> No.14483059

Yes. Yes I would. I'd do it until her smug grin melts away and she starts realizing that she might actually get pregnant.
And then after I finish inside her, I'll kiss her on the forehead and tell her I'll take responsibility.

>> No.14483063

Of course, nothing would be better than watching her walk around with a baby filled belly and huge breasts in need of milking.

>> No.14483070

I'd rather mating press girls I like more.

>> No.14483075

Something about those face markers gets me off.

>> No.14483077

Wait a minute, why am I in the hospital? How did I end up their? And why is she striking a pose that looks like she's trying to scare me, doesn't she know that could make my health worse by giving me a heart attack?

>> No.14483078

Perhaps she could bother someone more interested?

>> No.14483084

Now for the real question.
Do you keep it at just one elf or do you do more? Filling your home/palace/dungeon/appartment with milky, pregnant elves?

>> No.14483089
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>> No.14483091

I would go for more, but i would keep it at even numbers, i don't want bad juju.

>> No.14483092

Cockatrices are cute.

>> No.14483099


>> No.14483100

She dragged you off to a love hotel with themed rooms of course. There's also the jail cell option and the maid roleplay if you'd prefer.

>> No.14483102


>> No.14483105

Would kind of pantsu would a Lich wear?

>> No.14483109
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You can't hug what you can't catch

>> No.14483110

Oh, so you'd want four elves?

Each of them doing their best to pleasure you while walking about in skimpy clothing?

>> No.14483112
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Tight burgundy panties with a cartoony skull on the back.

>> No.14483113

Are you a faceless fat man? That's like their signature position.

>> No.14483114

>Wearing pantsu

>> No.14483117

Whatever was the style when she passed on. Maybe bloomers, maybe a loincloth.

>> No.14483120

You sir, you understand how a gentleman thinks.

>> No.14483121

Bruce Willis, no!

>> No.14483122

>heart attack?
More like a dick attack.

>> No.14483125

Should ?

>> No.14483127


Now for a tough question.
what do you do with the daughterus?

>> No.14483128

>not wanting to see a fat-bottomed Lich with namaniku atk style pantylines

>> No.14483135
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Big cold butts a best. I wish I could kidnap Nakaniku and make him draw all my favourite monmusus.

>> No.14483137

Nah, I'm fine with the whole nurse themed room. I do hope shes prepared to give me copious amounts of head pats and cuddlesex, for only those can make me feel better.

>> No.14483138

They are my daughterus, obviously there would be love and cuddles, also dickings if the circumstances are right.

>> No.14483139

She's not wearing panties in her profile. Now that I think about it it'd probably actually be a pretty small list of girls we can actually see wearing panties in their profile picture.

>> No.14483149

Would you have them watch you impregnate their milky, wide hipped moms when they are older, watching as the elven matrons blush at the thought of their children seeing them bear more of your brood?

>> No.14483154

So you're saying you wouldn't let your fellow faceless fat men breed your daughters? Way to skimp on normal hospitality, scrooge!

>> No.14483157

Well, as long as she gives me lots of cuddlesex, I'll be a happy man and become healthier in the process.

>> No.14483164

>Thinking i will allow ntr in my house
Away with you.

>> No.14483168

What, do you let your daughters have boyfriends?

>> No.14483170

Not watch, maybe hear, and when they ask me what it is all about i will give them the sex talk in a really kinky way.

>> No.14483184

That is just as good.
You wouldn't use any additives to make their mother lactate even more would you? Their chests always full of cream for their children?

>> No.14483187
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Question, why are Yuki-Onna considered 'good'?

They're by far the worst of girls and the most possessive.

>> No.14483194

All i want is to create my own community of elfs to believe and pray to me as their founder god-father is that too much to ask?

>> No.14483195

Do you have this uncensored? iqdb ain't got shit, captain.

>> No.14483200

>worst girls
Lol nope
>most obsessive
Nope again. Also,
>implying obsessiveness is bad

>> No.14483202

Ok I just checked and couldn't get past all the girls that start with D before I gave up, turns out there's a lot more wearing panties/shorts/or at least some loincloth thing covering themselves. There's still a lot that have nothing more than a clawed hand or a convenient piece of monster part covering themselves.

>> No.14483214
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Would you a rotten girl?

>> No.14483216
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god its so cold

>> No.14483217

Everything to tenderly bully my elves.

>> No.14483222

You mean like a Fujo? A long as she didn't try to involve me into that gay stuff, sure.

>> No.14483226

>getting anything for christmas
Immersion broken.

>> No.14483227

Well just don't get too crazy...
you wouldn't want to see an elf forced to carry hear breasts in each arm, the tender flesh filled to bursting with milk.

>> No.14483229

Does it count if she kidnaps recently turned Alps and wants you to teach them the joys of being a woman?

>> No.14483230

What I'd give to be in that daki's place.

Her mother loves her anon.

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>> No.14483234

I mean an undead that's spent too much time in the warm.

>> No.14483237

Shit meme

>> No.14483238

I refuse to believe anyone could love her.

>> No.14483240

That's also weird self-NTR and I wouldn't want a awaifu who's into that.

>> No.14483241

Yanderes are olev.

>> No.14483244

Her husband does.

>> No.14483245

unknown to Deruella, someone was hiding behind the tree, about to jump out and scare her.

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>> No.14483249

Don't get sassy with me anon.

>> No.14483251

No I wouldn't, because I'm starting to dislike mating press of how much you guys mention it.

>> No.14483252

It's in the 50s where I am.
Flipland is actually capable of getting cold?

>> No.14483253

Ew. As long she took better care of herself.

>> No.14483255

Oh, so you think lying to me is funny, do you?

>> No.14483256

Thanks m8

>> No.14483257
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They still save men from snow storms, just in a more dangerous way by making the snow storm lead the man to her abode

>> No.14483262

It begins.

Soon, mating press will be a meme word despise by all.

>> No.14483267

The very essence of "I hate it because it's popular".

>> No.14483274

What's a mating press?

>> No.14483278

Look up the thread a little and find out.
Or literally Google it.

>> No.14483280
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Ever wondered what a sweaty angel smells like? Or tastes like?

>> No.14483282
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Anon, Yuki-Onna don't care about humans at all. They're only in it for the heat, and once that warmth runs out, they'll toss aside the user like cheap garbage.

Truly, Yuki-Onna are the worst of ice girls.

>> No.14483287

It's news media related to mates and becoming mates

>> No.14483288

That's a tengu, not an angel.

So it probably tastes oriental.

>> No.14483291

If you hate them so much, why do you have pictures of them?

>> No.14483293


>> No.14483305
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So I can spread the word and warn others, as they are the worst of the vanilla monsters.

>> No.14483310

Well, I love her.

>> No.14483315
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I've never been so jealous of a daki.

>> No.14483317

How can i be real if those breasts aren't?

>> No.14483320

That's ok, it just means you're wrong.

>> No.14483323

Look at those milk jugs. They'd make a Holst jealous.

>> No.14483326

The fact that her tail's wrapped around it is what gets me. It's the little things, you know?

>> No.14483329

Tomboy Monster Girls?

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>> No.14483336

>Monster girl
>Lacking in femininity


>> No.14483337


>> No.14483338

...Wait, where the hell is that tail coming from!?

>> No.14483341

Tail hugs best hugs. I still can't believe that people kept thinking her tail was a badly drawn ass.

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>> No.14483349

Because I was just messing around with you

>> No.14483352 [SPOILER] 
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All this Christmas cheer up in here.

>> No.14483357

See this guy anon >>14483341
What looks like a leg is actually the base of her tail.

>> No.14483360

Minotaurs are cute.

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>> No.14483367

Maybe it should be illustrated for those who can't suss it out.

>> No.14483379

On winter season, temperature here reaches ~25C. Thats pretty cold considering that average temperatures are ~30C

>> No.14483380

She still has a hilariously flat ass.

>> No.14483384

Why is the base so thick.

>> No.14483387

Boys like big thick spadetails

>> No.14483395

Maybe it's the way the upper leg is sloping downwards, towards the viewer.

Thick succubus tails are godlike. Perfect for grabbing like a handlebar and stroking.

>> No.14483404

Well, as long as the end of the tail is thin enough.

>> No.14483412

Thin enough to nibble and suck on?

>> No.14483414

Thin enough for what? You're not putting things in your butt again, are you? That's gay, anon. You're not gay, are you?

>> No.14483416

It's not gay if the spade tail is on the girl you love!

I want to tell an Alp she has the biggest thickest spade tail I've ever seen!

>> No.14483420

>Not putting the succubus' tail tip up her own butt
>Not subjecting her to a pleasure feedback loop, where the stimulation makes her clench even more, giving her even more pleasure.

>> No.14483422

I know full well that it's a /jp/ thing, but do you have to type like a faggot 100% of the time?

>> No.14483425

>your imouto/onee-san will never go to great lengths to protect your smile

why even live?

>> No.14483428

Oneesans >>> Imoutos

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>> No.14483436

Yes I am putting things in my butt.

>> No.14483438

Oneesan > Anon > Imouto

That's not a grading sequence. That's just how I want to spoon at night.

>> No.14483443
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My brethren.

>> No.14483444

( Oneesan > Anon > Oneesan ) > (Oneesan > Anon > Imouto) > ( Imouto > Anon > Imouto)
That is a grading sequence.

>> No.14483449

I don't now how I feel about being spooned by the little sister. She probably wants hugs for herself, too.

>> No.14483453

What if she's a big girl?

>> No.14483457

They alternate each night, and sometimes when you're sound asleep.

>> No.14483458

>Yuki Onna and a Yeti double teaming a guy
>The Yuki Onna force breastfeeds the guy freezing cold milk and the yeti endlessly hugs him for warmth.

>> No.14483462

Is it wrong to want to massage a Succubus' tail?
I want to see how she reacts to it.

>> No.14483465

>The Yuki Onna force breastfeeds the guy freezing cold milk and the yeti endlessly hugs him for warmth.

>> No.14483469
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>Manticore onee-san and imouto
>Despite their reputation of being sadistic and cruel towards men they're actually very protective of family
>So protective that one time a succubus tried to make a move on you they convinced her that they were going to eat her and had her running for her mother
>While at home your imouto is always sitting on your lap and your onee-san plays video games with you, however she's awful at them due to her paws being too large
>Their worst fear is that one day their instincts will be too much for them to handle and that they'll betray your trust
Would you protect the smiles of those who protect you?

>> No.14483479

>They find a partner
>They instantly grow distant from you, much preferring to spend time with their hubbies than with you
They won't be protecting your smile forever, buddy.

>> No.14483482

Who let bob in?

>> No.14483483
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There are two types of people in this world.

People who like frosted butts
And people who are wrong

>> No.14483484

I will give them each a rain hat and shield.

Thier faces will stay save with me.

>> No.14483485

They're your sisters, moron. It's not NTR.

>> No.14483488

Stop posting bait, anon. We're trying to have a nice thread here.

>> No.14483489

Stop with your boogyman shit.

>> No.14483493
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Is there anything worse than having a low down, no good, succubus mother steal her daughter's boyfriend?

>> No.14483494

Would have to be adoptive sisters and monster girls don't care for human morals when it comes to who they will and won't fuck. Bait be gone.

>> No.14483503

>and monster girls don't care for human morals when it comes to who they will and won't fuck.
Exactly so how the fuck is it NTR if they decide to fuck someone else?

>> No.14483507

being the guy who has to deal with the fallout from that.

>> No.14483510

>Shitting on someone else's fantasy.
Really pal?

>> No.14483511

You're the one being NTR'd, you fucking retard.

Looks like I took the bait.

>> No.14483513

>Having both mother and daughter as your waifus
Why is this bad again?

>> No.14483514

I didn't say it was NTR, I said that being sisters doesn't mean it can't be.

>> No.14483517

That can be easily avoided by not fucking your girlfriend's mother.

Crazy proposition, I know.

>> No.14483518

The daughter will get angry when you cum inside her mother.

That's semen that rightfully belongs to her.

>> No.14483519


Being absorbed by a mushroom girl and becoming part of her seedbed.

>> No.14483521

Vanilla frosting is fine, but what about something with a honey glaze?

>> No.14483525

Bullshit, family ties don't just disappear unless that person is shitty.

Your sister can marry and still want to protect your smile, assuming she isn't married to you. if she is than of course she'll protect your smile.

>> No.14483529

Licking honey off a bee girl's buns?

>> No.14483531

is it that time again?

>> No.14483533

>implying men have a choice about what monster girl will fuck them.

>> No.14483535

Faggots forgetting the onions on your cheeseburger.

>> No.14483537

>Not building their bond by having sex with both of them at the same time
Poor little plebs, they know nothing.

>> No.14483542

Go away faggot.

>> No.14483545

Yes, that is exactly what I'm implying.

>> No.14483548

Stay here friend.

>> No.14483550

Older or younger, it doesn't matter. If you don't want to fuck your own sister, then you're a raging faggot.

>> No.14483552

Going to quote you on this one.
>They instantly grow distant from you, much preferring to spend time with their hubbies than with you
And now the danbooru wiki
>A form of cheating in which someone close to the protagonist is either willingly or unwillingly seduced and stolen away. This isn't necessarily limited to one's lover, but may also include friends, unrequited love interests, or even relatives.

>> No.14483553

Unknown to her, that tree's a Wendigo!

>> No.14483554

>Bullshit, family ties don't just disappear unless that person is shitty.
Not in the magic realm of MGs. Don't worry, your professional raper will find you sooner or later, then you won't even care.

>> No.14483557

Too bad that doesn't happen, if a monster girl wants to fuck you she's going to fuck you no matter what you do.

>> No.14483559

Wrong anus.

>> No.14483562

I'd take this more seriously if this wasn't mostly said by people without any sisters.

>> No.14483563

How could we forget the hundreds of NTR doujins featuring two friends or siblings spending less time with each other in favor of other people? Get off yourself you wanker.

>> No.14483569

Let's keep your debatable headcanon out of this.

>> No.14483576

>more bait
Anon, it's time to stop.
Take a nap or something.

>> No.14483579

Oh my, that's lewd.

>> No.14483582
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I want to fuck my Lich onee-san as she reads a book and tries to act uninterested!
This argument always falls apart when you remember there's plenty of people who want to fuck their monster girl mother and that the majority of people have mothers.

>> No.14483583
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Do you think Krampus would hire interns? I could punish all the Monster Girls who have been bad!

>> No.14483584
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>danbooru wiki

>> No.14483587

Most people's sisters aren't raging sex machines that love you, just women who tolerate them.

>> No.14483589

Well, it'll be worse from the point of view of everyone else. At least until they're absorbed, too.

>> No.14483591

Lets put in in a simple way so you can understand, there aren't many doujins about Angela Merkel but it doesn't mean she doesn't exist.

>> No.14483592

>Bad! D:
pls go

>> No.14483594

Boy, ain't that the truth...

>> No.14483597

Second part was meant for >>14483562

>> No.14483598
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i wonder if druella is the kind to wait for santa

>> No.14483601

Hey, not all of us have a shitty relationship with our sister.

>> No.14483603
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So Wendigos are:
>Ravenous carnivores
>Probably super fast

>> No.14483605

And when most people talk about an immensely powerful and influential German leader they aren't talking about Angela Merkel, just like when people say NTR they aren't talking about your technically-NTR bullshit.

>> No.14483610

I bet she leaves mince pies out for him.

>> No.14483611

My favorite.

>> No.14483613

I bet she is. What a loser.

>> No.14483614
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>Ravenous carnivores
Just look at her tear into that meat, she's scary!

>> No.14483616

There's a lot of dangerous creatures waiting to cuddle you in the colder parts of the world.

One must be wary of his surroundings, lest he find himself buried deep within a cuddle-pile.

>> No.14483617

Santa skips over her entire city for being so shit.

>> No.14483618

Did it trigger you?

>> No.14483619

So would you say that people, who don't wanna fuck their mothers are also "raging faggots"?

>> No.14483621

No anon, you're the faggot

>> No.14483622

As a Syrian immigrant,I want to NTR the leader of Germany!

>> No.14483623

Well no. Just that the argument for and against is more complicated than people having/not having sisters.

>> No.14483625

I want to pick up a small Wendigo from behind, after I startle her, and she begins to awawawawaaa away

>> No.14483627
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It's one of those delicious stretchy anime melt-in-your-mouth types of meat, so she's probably just giving it a taste test before she digs in.

>> No.14483629

Fair enough, I can agree with that.

>> No.14483631

She's alerting every other Wendigo miles away!

You need to put her down and run immediately!

>> No.14483635

>implying finding myself deeply buried within a cuddle-pile was no my plan in the first place.
Also a great to stay warm if you find yourself stranded in the wilderness during winter.

>> No.14483636

Wendigos hunt in packs!

>> No.14483640

Fire works well.

>> No.14483645

Let them come.
Tonight, I will sleep in a bed of soft, fluffy awawawa's!

>> No.14483646

A-are you baiting me anon?

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>> No.14483655

I want to open butcher shop in MGC that sells these.

All those carnivorous Monster Girls lining up to taste my meat!

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>> No.14483661

Santa wills it!

>> No.14483662
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Wendigo has a present for you

>> No.14483663


Words can not express how much I want to do this with a Cheshire.

>> No.14483667

Cute stuff Hyphen.
Also, your faces are improving.

>> No.14483670

Where is her large overcoat thing?

>> No.14483671

Drawfags are on fire today. First Barb with the Cheshire, then the Druella stuff and now this.

Always nice to see a happy Wendigo.

>> No.14483673

>Paladin Daki
>Paladin hiding behind the tree

This can only end well.

>> No.14483675

It's a trap! She just wants you to go under the mistletoe on her horn.

>> No.14483676

That's fucking adorable.

>> No.14483677

This is making Deruella seem incredibly dorky.
I want to bully her. Possibly sexually.

>> No.14483678

How cute!

>> No.14483679

I've been trying a different style

Wearing two coats? Are you crazy?