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Monoeyes: Disgusting or Revolting?

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>> No.14502935

>>14502931
>Disgusting or Revolting?
Yes.

>> No.14502938

Maids are olev

>> No.14502939
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Fresh.

>> No.14502942
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>>14502931
Thread dead so re:wife

>> No.14502944
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Reminder to spend lots of time with your waifu and daughteru.

>> No.14502945

>>14502931
I love monoeyes! They are cute!
#ComfortAllMonoeyes

>> No.14502946

>>14502938
I want a muscle maid kiki and her thick younger sister.

>> No.14502949

What does a Cyclops's face look like from the side?

>> No.14502950

>>14502922
I refuse. What's she gonna do if I don't?

>> No.14502953

>>14502950
Lament the fact that her husbando doesn't care about her needs.

You monster.

>> No.14502956

>>14502953
So, not bullying her would be bullying her?
What?

>> No.14502960

>>14502953
Wait, when did I become her husbando?

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>> No.14502963

>>14502956
At last you truly see. There's no escape.

>>14502960
The moment she alped for you.

>> No.14502968

>>14502945
Monoeyes are lower lifeforms and exist to be abused.

>> No.14502970

>>14502962
The panty lines are a delightful touch.

>> No.14502972

>>14502963
She gon git super condensed Mino milk

>> No.14502975

>>14502953
Fuck you she's getting tender loved with no bullying

>> No.14502976

>>14502963
Well she wasted her time then.

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>>14502931
Batman, do you want to see my penis

>> No.14502980

>>14502963
Well, too bad. If she forced me to bully her, then she would be bullying me.
She's getting loved and her tail is getting gently played with.

>> No.14502981

>>14502970

I love that detail too

>> No.14502984

>>14502975
>>14502980
How can such evil exist in the hearts of man?

>> No.14502986

>>14502942
That style works well.

>> No.14502988

>>14502976
B-but A-anon...

Oh, ok...

>> No.14502993

>>14502988
Sorry, but I don't even know her.

>> No.14502997

>>14502944
Cute.

>> No.14502998

>>14502993
And you're not even gonna try getting to know her, aren't you?

I see how it is.

>> No.14503002

>>14502984
How could such evil exist in such a creature?
She is telling me to be a horrible person, when all I want to do is love her AND PLAY WITH THAT BIG, MEATY TAIL.

>> No.14503004

>>14502998
It won't work. I'm not an S.

>> No.14503007

>>14503002
Love has many different forms. Bullying is just one of them.

>> No.14503015

>>14503007
I reject your memes.

>> No.14503017

>>14503015
Jack please

>> No.14503018

>>14502931
>Get an idea for a Monoeye story
>Wonder what /mgg/'s up to
>Monoeye on the front page
Oh good, I've gained a psychic link with the thread
Wonderful

>> No.14503021

>>14503015
Meme or be memed on.

>> No.14503022

>>14503015
You can't, they're already a part of you.

>> No.14503026

>>14503007
Then she isn't for me. She'll have to find someone who is better at being a bully.

>> No.14503029

>>14503026
Well, I respect that. Even If I do think everyone has the potential to be a bully.

>> No.14503034

I want to embarrass my professional anubis waifu in public!

>> No.14503045

>Download the Shimoneta soundtrack
>It includes Miyu singing

I wasn't planning on being sad today.

>> No.14503047
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>mono-eyes

Let us cleanse these foul streets
and
Don't forget to rate.

>> No.14503051

>>14503045
Link?

>> No.14503052
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>>14503045
Cheer yourself up with happy monster girls.

>> No.14503054

>>14503034
I want my shortstack Cheshire Cat boss to sit in my lap to make sure I'm "being productive"

>> No.14503056

>>14503051
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=714519

>> No.14503058

>>14503056
Thanks, good person.

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It's previously been contended here that animal noses are shit-tier on a monster girl, and that in fact they are so shit-tier that no nose is better than an animal nose. I wish to challenge this contention, as it is indicative of plebian taste, and this is a patrician thread.

I present Exhibit A.

>> No.14503061

>>14503059
gross

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For further consideration, Exhibit B.

>> No.14503065

>>14503059
>>14503062
Delete this.

>> No.14503068

>>14503059
>>14503062
Mods please, this guy is posting scat.

>> No.14503069

>>14502945
Is that you Iris?

>> No.14503073

>>14503059
>>14503062
get rekt

>> No.14503074

What's the ratio of MG to males in KCland?

>> No.14503077

>>14503074
I think it was 10:1 for humans to monsters.
So I guess that would be 20:1?

Don't quote me on that though.

>> No.14503080

>>14503074
Likely lesser than believed since they take a bit longer than human women to get pregnant.

>> No.14503083

>>14503074
Depends on the area. In order controlled kingdoms most people can go their entire lives without seeing one but most demon realms will have more monsters than humans and Zipangu seems to have a nice mix of both.

>> No.14503087

>>14503077
>10:1
That just means 9 out of 10 mamonos will go thorugh life without nabbing a hasubando. Das sad mane

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>>14503087
>sad
Not for haremfags.

>> No.14503093

>>14503087
Well, that's what haremfags are for. Sloppy seconds better than nothing at all, I suppose.

>> No.14503094

>>14503087
That's just my assumption. Regardless, it's just one of those things you're probably not meant to look at too closely.

>> No.14503096
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Can Dolls be Abominations...?

>> No.14503098

>>14503096
Yeah...

I'm gonna go ahead and file this under "No fucking way".

>> No.14503100

>>14503096
>Go on. Headpat me. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker!

>> No.14503103

>>14503093
Dick can't be sloppy, only pussy

>> No.14503106

>>14503100
It's like sharkteeth blowjobs but for headpats.

>>14503103
Slimy seconds? You know he's gonna bring some of that succuslut juice into your hole, sister!

>> No.14503107

>>14503091
>>14503093
Bicorns are the true heroes of KCland

>> No.14503114

>>14503106
>mixing girl juices with your dipstick
That's hot.

>> No.14503115

Anon!
A science experiment went wrong at school today and your daughter, as a result, has gained the attributes of another monster girl

Do you give her head pats and comfort her?
Or do you start screaming in a falsetto and call a doctor?

Roll for second species (along with first species if you don't have a favorite)
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

>> No.14503117

>>14503107
Too bad about horse pussy. I have a penis, I need no such help.

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>>14503115
>demon lord

>> No.14503125

>>14503115
>tentacle becomes a living doll
TOO
MANY
JOINTS

>> No.14503126

>>14503122
Thus does it begin.

>> No.14503128

>>14503115
>Dark Priest/Aspara
>lewd bellydancing brown nun daughteru
I hope you're ready to pay my hospital bills cause you just broke my dick.

>> No.14503129

>>14503122
What was she originally and how do you plan on raising your new god child?

>>14503125
So many points of articulation.
Are you ready for her hugs?

>> No.14503131

>>14503114
>fucking a Cyclops first and then going into a Succubutt
Would the humiliation of getting monoeye juice inside her override the desire for creampies?

>> No.14503133

>>14503115
>Crow Tengu
>Jinko
I'm not sure how they would mix, but I like it.

>> No.14503134

>>14503115
>Succubutt with gnome attributes

HELP ME DOCTOR DICK

>> No.14503135

>>14503128
I'm sorry, you'll need to contact our other support-line for that.

Just hope you're ready for the daughteru to start busting a move.

>> No.14503136

I want to go to the circus and mean a Clown Monster girl.

>> No.14503140

>>14503115
>Wyvern daughteru becomes part-Kunoichi
>Dragon powers with stealth and ninpou
She's a terrifying force, but how am I supposed to raise a knight of justice if she keeps running around like a filthy assassin?

>> No.14503143

>>14503115

>Kejourou mixed with a Honey Bee

Well that's something.

>> No.14503145

>>14503133
Muscle Crow with tiger stripes on her feathers?

>> No.14503146

>>14503133
Your crow tengu daughteru now has muscle, tiger stripe feathers, and can chuff.

>>14503134
Earth demon daughter with big rocky hands?

>>14503140
She is the terror that flaps in the night.

>>14503143
She has black and yellow hair and bee wings now.

>> No.14503147

>>14503131
Makes me want to sex up an Alp and a Monoeye and see who gets humiliated first.

>> No.14503148

>>14503145
>>14503146
That could work.

>> No.14503155

>>14503147
I'd rather just have them dock their labia and make out while I put it in between.

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>>14503107
Best horse. Although Nightmares are a pretty close second.

>> No.14503161

I want to go to space and battle Pink Floyd with wurm-chan!

>> No.14503163

>>14503115
>Scylla
So now she's a Kikimora with tentacles? Isn't that just a Shoggoth?

>> No.14503165

>>14503163
Your daughteru pouts at that comment because shoggoths don't have feathers.
Now she can do eight times the work of a normal kiki!

>> No.14503170

>>14503155
I'd rather just fuck the monoeye's bustier and more successful older sister as the two losers try not to cry.

>> No.14503171

>>14503157
Would a Unicorn willingly taint herself if her husband had been raped?

>> No.14503172

>>14503131
You really do hate monoeyes huh?

>> No.14503173

>>14503115

>Rolled for daughteru, got Ogre.

Well that ain't so ba-

>CHAOS GODS.

Help... me...

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>>14503170
>not making the flat fujo imouto moisten both your cock and her onee-san's pussy before you get to it
Almost perfect, but not quite.

>> No.14503179

>>14503074
haha for a second I thought you meant size ratio lol

>> No.14503184

>>14503173
>DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO PAPA?

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>>14503074
>>14503087
the other way around anon, it's humans who are still the majority

anyway, have a Giselle

>> No.14503192

>>14503172
Hey, I'm putting it in her, aren't I? I mean, I'm not cumming inside her or anything, but if she wants to get off she can masturbate herself to the edge before I put it in or something.

>> No.14503194

>>14503171
Probably, Unicorns are all about loyalty after all. I can see one being with tears in her eyes and being scared about it yet still forcing herself to go through with it for the sake of love.

>> No.14503196

>>14503190
>Giselle
I'd buy that pet lizard

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>>14503115
>Wight + Barometz
Adorable.

>> No.14503214

>>14503208
>Jelly ghost hands
Hm...

>> No.14503215

>>14503208
Hope you're ready for your spooky undead jelly daughter to bounce over for a hug.

>> No.14503217

>>14502931
>>14502931
Do they have really tiny brains or something? How can you fit such a big eye in a skull?

>> No.14503222

I wanna hoverhand a monstergirl!

>> No.14503224

>>14503178
Now there's an idea.
>Imouto gets done with her sister and can't hide the shame on her face as she crawls over to you
>Tries her best as she uses her mouth on you hoping that you'll give her chance as well
>Instead you push her to the side and begin rutting her sister, both of your moans drowning out the fujo's sobbing.

>> No.14503229

>>14503190
O beautiful lizard lady

TAKE ME NOW

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>>14503224
>After you creampie her sis, she goes down on her to lap up as much of it as she can
>Big sis comes again

>> No.14503238

>>14503217
It just works anon

>> No.14503246

>>14503214
They'd be like Unite Hands with soul tampering abilities.

>> No.14503262

>>14502944
Why does the little one not have wings? Did that dragon kidnap a horned lizard girl?

>> No.14503278

>>14503262
>walk outside one day
>see a dragon flying around with what at first appears to be her daughter
>the little lizard has her arms stretched out like an air plane
>upon closer realization, she has no wings
>she doesn't even have the same scale color
>this dragon is just flying around with a salamander in her grip
>"I'm a phoenix! I'm a phoenix!"
>hopefully she's just babysitting...

>> No.14503297

>>14503262
They're probably just really small right now.

>> No.14503301

>>14503096
>>14503100
Flat palm at a angle would keep your hand just safe to headpat her just above the bangs.

>> No.14503305

>>14503301
You're seriously thinking about it? What a fucking sicko! I bet you're gonna say you'd nuzzle her nape next!

>> No.14503357
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14503357

What type of weapon would a Raihu wield best?

>> No.14503358

I want an orc to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her laughter to give away her position and ruin her planned raid!

>> No.14503361

>>14503357
metal tonfa, she'd channel her electricity through it

>> No.14503367
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How much lizard is too much lizard?

>> No.14503377

>>14503358
Would you tiny penis enthusiasts enjoy it if the girl liked small penises or do you want her to reject you because of it'?

>> No.14503378
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>> No.14503379

>>14503367
Any lizard at all.

>> No.14503380

>>14503367
There's such a thing called "too much Lizard"?

>> No.14503381

>>14503378
Heehee

>> No.14503383

>>14502945
Go away Iris

>> No.14503385

>>14503367
I draw the line at lizard muzzle

>> No.14503387

>>14503357
Ironman Suit.

...Ironwoman Suit*

>> No.14503388

>>14503380
Yes; when it goes from chubby but eminently fuckable to actually just fat.

>> No.14503390

>>14503367
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=54098542
This is pretty good.
Translation when?

>> No.14503397
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14503397

Why are Holstaurs the most perfect, most loving monster girl in existance?

>> No.14503399

>>14503378
Damn it now I want to give her a hug. Beelzebubs aren't so bad, they're nice girls who know that sharing is caring.

>> No.14503400

>>14503388
Nothing wrong with chubby monster girls anon

>> No.14503401

>>14503390
The full version's out at the end of the year, so any time between getting scans and the heat death of the universe.

>> No.14503404

>>14503357
A red lightsaber for Unlimited Power

>> No.14503407
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>>14503397
Because cowgirls are love and life.

>> No.14503410

>>14503357
Raiju*
Only now I'd notice this typo.

>> No.14503412

>>14503400
No, but everything wrong with fat ones.

>> No.14503416

>>14503397
I want to see more Holst varieties like the ones from last thread.

>> No.14503417

>>14503400
I wish we had more chubby monster girl art

>> No.14503423

>>14503397
Meh, last thread some dude proved to me that they're basically just idiots.

I used to have a high opinion of them, and fucked if I do anymore.

>> No.14503424
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>>14503416
>>14503397

>> No.14503425

>>14503378
God damn it. Don't make me get the flyswatter.

>> No.14503429

>>14503417
Lot of Kitsune/Inari art tends to be on the chubby side for some reason. But yes we do need more chubs. Not fatties, just cute cuddly chubs who could easily dominate you in a moment

>>14503407
Also best milk

>> No.14503430

>>14503378
Honestly this seems like an unlikely situation considering how many male slobs exist.

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>>14503423

>> No.14503436

>>14503430
I dunno, I might a slob, but I draw the line at bugs.

>> No.14503437

>>14503115
>Hellhound Daughteru
>Rolled Cheshire Cat
I think we're going to have to pay her aunt a visit.
Then me and the wife are going to have a serious discussion with Auntie Cheshire about that threesome we had where she insisted we use Demonic Energy taken from a Dark Matter as lube, because I don't think a school science experiment caused this.

>> No.14503438

>>14503423
Don't bully Holsts.

>> No.14503443

>>14503194
>"Anon, I'm scared. I know what'll happen to me if I do this now."
>"But I love you, and always will. It doesn't matter if you're a virgin or not, I'll gladly become a Bicorn if it means I get to stay with you!"
>"I'll do anything, even forge the mightiest harem in the world if it means I get to see you smile again like you did before!"
Unicorns are too good for this world.

>> No.14503445

>>14503434
>>14503438
Ignore him anon, he's just a faggot who can't appreciate them. Also Would you suckle from a Holsts tits?

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>>14503115
>wurm + Will-o-the-Wisp

I dont know what to do, some one help me

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>>14503437
Fucking faggot cats

>> No.14503452

>>14503445
>Would you suckle from a Holsts tits?
Who wouldn't?

>> No.14503457

>>14503445
Why would I not? Especially if it was a Goth Holst.

I want this to be a thing. I'm going to make it a thing.

>> No.14503462

>>14503449
Hey, I'm not saying I didn't enjoy it.
I'm just saying that I might need to take responsibility and make both of them my wives. They're best friends, I'm sure they wouldn't mind.

>> No.14503464

>>14503445
Nursing hand-jobs all day every day.

>> No.14503470

>>14503445
>>14503438
>>14503434
I am entitled to my own opinion and I am thirally unimpressed.

>> No.14503471

>>14503217
It's like owls. The eyes are like flat cylinders instead of spheroids.

>> No.14503476

>>14503438
It's not bullying. They're just massive space-cases who do nothing all day but fuck, eat, and sleep. Top-tier if you want a sexpet, I guess, but pretty shit-tier waifus.

>> No.14503479

>>14503476
>who do nothing all day but fuck, eat, and sleep

How is that different from any other monster girl?

>> No.14503485

>>14503479
Others have hobbies or jobs, anon. Honeybees or giant ants work during the day. Lizardmen and salamanders practice their CQC. Lamias and harpies sing.

A holstaur's routine literally goes wake up -> sex -> eat -> sex -> sleep -> repeat. If they're employed, their "job" is likely to just be "sit still and get milked." It's boring. They're boring.

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>>14503443
>You look into her face
>You can see the fear in her eyes
>Her body is trembling, tears forming in the corners of her eyes
>Her every instinct is telling her this is wrong, to not go through with this
>But beneath that fear is a firm determination
>She is willing to give up everything she is if it means she can be with you
>You caress her face, giving her that warm smile that she loves so much
>You thank her for standing by you, and tell her that you will always love her
>No matter what may come, she will always be first in your heart
>The night is long as you consummate your union with her
>When dawn breaks, you look over the body lying beside you
>Her horn has already split, and her coat is slowly fading from pure white to an ashy grey
>You put your arm around her, holding her close
>She just barely stirs, nestling into your chest
>'I love you.'
Unicorns are love

>> No.14503498

>>14503485
How do you know Holsts don't have hobbies?

>> No.14503499

>>14503446
Not even death will save you from her

>> No.14503501

ive been gone for a long long while, is KC any closer to making his game?

>> No.14503506

>>14503501
Niet.
He IS making a Cheshire doujin though.

>> No.14503512

>>14503476
Imfuckingplying.

>> No.14503513

>>14503446
Dumb + yan sounds cute as hell.

>> No.14503517

>>14503506
I heard he made a mm doujin but i have yet to see any scans of it

>> No.14503520

>>14503498
Holstaur profile:
>However, just like minotaurs, they're not deep thinkers, and they're spaced-out much of the time. Other than when they eat or have sex, they mostly sleep.
Minotaur profile:
>In this way, they are extremely dangerous monsters, but actually they are often encountered sleeping. They spend most their day sleeping. After eating they pretty much just go back to sleep right then and there. Something minor won’t wake them up. Also, after having sex with a human man, if they like the man, they’ll fall asleep while embracing him. Such a man won’t be released. He’ll start being treated as their husband.
>They tend to be very lazy. Only rarely do they take an active interest in anything other than eating, sleeping, and sex. On the contrary, they have a powerful interest in these three things. Food, sleep, and sex are the only things that are always on their mind, and especially after getting a husband, they become almost entirely occupied with having sex with him. Their daily life with their husband will largely be spent having sex with him, aside from when they’re eating or sleeping.

So maybe sleep is their hobby. I dunno.

>>14503512
I haven't implied a damn thing, anon. I've stated my point openly.

>> No.14503533

>>14503443
>>14503494
I couldn't do that to someone. I'd tell her to go find someone else.

>> No.14503536
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14503536

Heart wife.

>> No.14503538

>>14503513
Too true.
I can see her with a chicken hat on her head as she spies on the guy she likes from a tree

>> No.14503539

>>14503517
That's due to the fact it isn't out yet.

>> No.14503540

>>14503485
>>14503520
You're basically saying Holstaurs suck because you don't like them but the ones you do like are good.

>> No.14503542

>>14503520
The profile is deliberately written from a biased point of view.

>> No.14503544

>>14503533
>not just abstaining from sex for a month, masturbating daily to purge the foreign mana from your system before resuming normal relations like nothing happened
Bunch of drama llamas in here, I swear.

>> No.14503549

>>14503544
Llama Girl getting you off with high-powered spitting when?

>> No.14503550

>>14503501
First he does his chesire doujin
Then he finishes MGE II
And finally he might start working on the game

He'll also said that he will do a Wilmarina doujin so he'll probably do it before the game

>> No.14503557

>>14503540
Anon.
You idiot.
Any statement of preference will boil down to "I don't like them" or "I do like them."
That is literally all we do in these threads.

>>14503542
We know that the Scholar isn't infallible, but given how friendly he seems to be with the monsters he's met his bias could just as easily be in favor of them as against. For all we know that's what the profile looks like when he's deliberately painting them in a good light.

>> No.14503564

>>14503557
can't I both hate and like a character?

>> No.14503568

>>14503115
>Hoslt and Inari
Who wouldn't comfort that?

>> No.14503569

>>14503540
No, he said they're dim-witted and proved it.

>>14503542
Bah.

>>14503544
Uh
Would that really work?

>> No.14503572

>>14503564
Well, geeze, if you want to go to all the effort of forming a nuanced opinion instead of just sticking with your initial knee-jerk reaction I guess you could pick out individual facets of a character that you find likable or unlikable.

You fucking weirdo.

>>14503569
>Would that really work?
Men don't produce demon energy themselves unless they're incubi, so short of that point you should be able to rid yourself of demon energy that's infiltrated your system by just running your energy reserve dry and letting your natural human energy replenish. I don't know what sort of timetable that would involve or if just vigorous masturbation would be enough to make it happen, but I see nothing wrong with the theory itself.

>> No.14503578

>>14503572
>vigorous masturbation
Yan waifu milking you dry with reacharound handjobs while making you apologize endlessly when?

>> No.14503581

>>14503578
Now.

>> No.14503599

>>14503578
>>14503581
Man fuck that bitch I didn't even cheat.

>> No.14503610

>>14503599
You were totally asking for it though, anon, walking around all seductive-like what with your being in public and looking at other women like a total slut. It's no wonder you were raped; what kind of woman could have resisted a guy whoring himself out like that?

Now apologize to her for being such a slut and forcing her to forego sex until she makes you cum out all of that other bitch's taint.

>> No.14503614
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>>14503578
>Yan Unicorn trying to purge her husband
>'My, my. You're so filthy.'
>'You positively reek of her.'
>'We can't have that now, can we?'
>'I guess we'll just have to cleanse you until that bitch is out of your system.'
>''Do it yourself.'? Oh, no dear. I'm afraid you can't be trusted to do things yourself right now.'
>'Now come here so I can take off your pants.'
>'Oh, dear. That slut's stench is all oer you down here.'
>'I'm going to have to try really hard now.'
>'What's that, honey? I'm squeezing too tight?'
>'Don't be silly. You want to keep me pure, don't you?'
>'Then we need to wring every last trace of that whore out of you.'
>'Oh, I know it's a little rough darling, but just think about it.'
>All we have to do is purge you like this twelve times a day for the next month and it'll be like you never touched that skank.'
>'And then I'll be able to use my pure body to make you feel all better. Won't that be nice?~'
>'And you better not get one drop on me, or you'll have to clean it up and start the process all over again.'
>'Now just lay back and let me make you all better.~'

>> No.14503615
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>>14503581
>Darling...
>You came inside that whore, didn't you?
>Why...? Why? WHY WHY WHY?
>Is any hole good enough for you?
>Now the sluttiness is inside you...
>I'll take it out, Darling~
>You have to get it all out~

>Why would I stop, Darling?
>It's still inside you...
>I can sense the WHORE inside you!
>It hurts...?
>You're right, Darling, it hurts me so much to see you like this...
>Don't worry... I'll make sure you become clean again...

>Darling? Did you fall asleep...?
>Why are you eyes rolled back?
>Oh, now I get it! It's one of those ahhygawos I keep reading about!
>Oh, I'm so glad, Darling! You're finally forgetting that WHORE's body~

>Ahn~ Looks like you're finally shooting clean, Darling...
>Darling? Why don't you answer?
>You still need to apologize to me...
>I'm going to drink it all up~

>> No.14503624

>>14503429
>Not fatties, just cute cuddly chubs who could easily dominate you in a moment
I admit it!

I want to be dominated by a chubby monster girl!

I dream of it!

I'm such a deviant.

>> No.14503625

Is there a single person that likes KC's dwarves?

>> No.14503626

>>14503614
Unf.

>> No.14503630

>>14503614
>>14503615
This is good.

>> No.14503631

>>14503614
>>14503615
Yes, this expands dong.

>> No.14503633

>>14503625
He should've made them shortstacks instead of toddlers.

>> No.14503639
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14503639

>>14503357
I need more raiju in my life

>> No.14503644
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14503644

>>14503639
While that is very nice anon, are you fucking retarded?

>> No.14503645

>>14503639
Blue board nigga, abort.

Though I do agree with you.

>> No.14503646

>>14503610
>walking to my job and back
>being a slut
No fuck this
I'll go fuck the dog over that bitch

>>14503614
>>14503615
You guys are weird

>>14503639
I don't much like the hydrostatic shock weasel. Too obsessed with sex. I need something else in my life.

>> No.14503648

>>14503644
y-yes

>> No.14503652

>>14503639
Where must I look to acquire this image

>> No.14503653
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14503653

Hey, I bought a new sketchbook and I'll have some time to draw requests.

Same deal as last time - let me know what you want and be specific enough so I don't draw the wrong character (like MGE vs. MGQ Alice).

I can't promise that I will be able to draw all of them and I will go through them in whatever order I feel like, so take your time to think about your request. Please don't make it too lewd since I will be drawing them in public again.

Delivery of all the sketches will be either Sunday or Monday.

>> No.14503654

>>14503646
Everyone here is weird, anon, even you. The sooner you accept that the happier you'll be.

>> No.14503659
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14503659

>>14503653
A short-haired Raiju in some skimpy Makai Knight-esque armor.

>> No.14503660

>>14503652
Still shows on my screen, but here's a link for you
http://imgur.com/A03AXcp

>> No.14503663

>>14503653
Komodo-oneechan in a sweater.

>> No.14503667

>>14503653
A March Hare offering some tea.

>> No.14503668

>>14503653
>>14503663 this. We need some Komodo Onee-chan art badly.

>TFW her story will never be continued

>> No.14503669

>>14503653
Yeti wearing a tacky Christmas sweater

>> No.14503671
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14503671

>>14503653
Dullahan reverse-spooning with her husband as he cuddles her head

>> No.14503672

>>14503653
An amazon kicking open the door of her house, carcass of a massive demon realm boar slung over her shoulder, shouting, "Honey, I'm home!" while her husband leans out of the kitchen, wearing a 1950s-style housewife apron and dish gloves over his (normal) clothing, smiling at her arrival.

>> No.14503673

>>14503668
Weren't people going off the rails about her being an exhibitionist slut?

>> No.14503675

>>14503653
A few young Kikimora's singing a christmas carol while sweeping the floor in a cozy room with a fireplace.

Bonus points if they have christmas related maid oufits.

>> No.14503676

>>14503654
Oh, I've accepted it alright, but that doesn't make it any less weird

>> No.14503677

>>14503653
a dragon wearing a santa hat and sweaterdress with mistletoe tied to one of her horns, arms behind her back and blushing

>> No.14503684

>>14503673
Nothing slutty about making incest porn films for a living.

>> No.14503685

>>14503653
Vampire in slacker clothing watching cheesy movies with hubby.

>> No.14503686
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14503686

>>14503677
Already been done, though a nice choice

>> No.14503688
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14503688

Fatboy and Slim MGs when

>> No.14503692

>>14503686
this is nice

>> No.14503695
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14503695

>>14503653
Salamander lying by the fireplace inviting you to cuddles by the fire please.

>> No.14503696

>>14503686
Is this going to be colored?

>> No.14503698

>>14503688
>Centaur cosplaying Ornstein
That's adorable

>> No.14503707

>>14503653
Spacesuit Gazer

>> No.14503718

>>14503653
A blushing Succubus who's shocked that a man just asked to hold her hand, because she didn't know he was such a pervert.

>> No.14503728

>>14503653
A Will-o'-the-wisp with Christmas lights on her cage. The lack of fan art for her is criminal.

>> No.14503734

>>14503653
Dragon benching her husband.

>> No.14503735
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14503735

>>14503653
Mge holstarus with large but still reasonable breasts being milked.

None of that hyper shit pls. About this size is good.

>> No.14503748

>>14503735
>Holst milking
That's not even hard to find, anon. Why not ask for something new?
http://imgur.com/ARp0mc7

>> No.14503756

>>14503653
MGE Beelzebub happily eating a burger. Just to balance out that depressing image earlier in the thread.

>> No.14503758

>>14503748
scylla her whole shipreck thing
where she's like "Well, Time to choose. Are you going to die along with this ship or will you live your life in the darkness with me?" but before she can finish her whole spiel a harpy swoops down and steals him away.

>> No.14503793

>>14503443
>>14503494

It's too early for me to be feeling these feels

>> No.14503836

>>14503653

I know Deruella got some love not too long ago, but I would really love to see another piece of her.

Either that, or Koyoi from Fallen Maidens

>> No.14503858

>>14503653
I'd like to second this:
>>14503695
Salamander is cute.

>> No.14503879

>>14503357
Something non conductive so she doesn't loose power when she hits people and doesn't take in electricity on contact and ahegao instnatly, rendering her useless

>> No.14503897

>>14503633
This

>> No.14503907

>>14503443
>>14503494
Is there any way to have a monogamous relationship with the Bicorn? She's too pure, i don't want her to hurt.

Maybe she'd be better off without Anon from the start, if he didn't get raped she'd still be a Unicorn after all.

>> No.14503910

>>14503671
>own a "fake head" head pillow as a gag wedding gift
>come home drunk one night
>grab your Dullahan waifu's head and try to sleep on it by mistake

>> No.14503921

>>14503907
No, but you can 100% make her the top girl of the harem.
If you subscribe to the headcanon that stronger monstergirls in the harem leads to the Bicorn being stronger that means she could be in charge of Dragons and Vampires.

>> No.14503926

>>14503087
Well thats kinda the point of the demon lords whole plan, fixing that problem. As well as ending violence for the humans she loves

>> No.14503930
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14503930

>>14503910
>by mistake
I'd use my Dullahan's head as a plushie to begin with.

>> No.14503932

>>14503910
Bad anon. All that close contact will overheat her, and if you don't have proper coolant methods, she'll overheat and blow, molesting you as soon as her body reattached to her head.

>> No.14503945

>>14503921
But I don't want a harem, I want her!

>> No.14503950

>>14503932
>as soon as her body reattached to her head
I won't let her. I'll tie her body up and use her head as companion, a plushie, and an onahole. She'll have to endure getting my dick up her neckhole every night before we take a shower for weeks on end.

>> No.14503951

>>14503930
>>14503932
It was more for the uncomfort factor.

>> No.14503956

>>14503115
>another monster girl
What if my daughter is human?

>> No.14503966

>>14503956
Then you have shit taste.

>> No.14503967

>>14503115
>Mothmouse
This can't end well.

>> No.14503969

>>14503945
And she just wants you to smile again like you did before that horrible Paladin girl dug her claws into you.
And as a Bicorn, the best way she sees for that to happen is to amass the softest, fluffiest harem she can so you can sleep in a comfortable cuddlepile with you and her at the center.

>> No.14503970

>>14503950
>I won't let her.
But you won't know! All those hours your cheek was smushed against hers as you slept with a cute and innocent face, she was planning everything! You won't know why her face is bright red, her body flushed, sopping wet and twitching. And then you let her out of your sights, for a moment, and her head is back on, and boom. Dollarham rape.

>> No.14503973
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>> No.14503977

If two men are gay for each other do they both alp and then find a husband together?

>> No.14503992

>>14503977
Yeah, but the sheer faggotry you' need to have to fuck two alps at once would make you alp too, and soon the mob of Alps grows until no man is safe.

>> No.14503997

>>14503970
Too bad I'm on holiday! I'm not leaving her out of my sight for weeks! Her body's going to collect dust in the closet until January, and the closest she'll get to release is feeling my hot cum spurt all over her uvula and also a bit into her nasal cavity! Her mind is going to break from all the non-stop nuzzling and several neckjobs per day!

>> No.14503999

>>14503945
>New Bicorn waifu is struggling
>She's happy that you want to remain faithful to her
>At the same time, her instincts are pushing her to make a harem
>To gather in as many girls as possible and make your energy heavy & rank from lust
>She points out girls in town every now and then, but immediately hates herself for it
>Come home one day to her in tears
>She had convinced a girl to come home and was even warming her up before her senses came back
>Hold her close
>Ensure her that she's stronger than all of this, and that you'll always be hers
>She's still the same girl you fell in love with, and nothing will change that
>No matter what happens, you'll both stay strong
>She leans into your chest and cries, not from, fear, but joy
>Happy that no matter how she may have changed, you'll still be faithful to her

>> No.14504000

>>14503992
It's like a zombie apocalypse, except Alps. They gang up on you and suck you off until you turn and join the horde.

>> No.14504004

>>14503967
Super breeding is go

>> No.14504035

>>14503653
Holstaur in a christmas outfit, can bet the full red dress thing with gloves and santa hat or just the santa hat depending what you feel like.
Either that or a goth Holstaur, like all dark clothes, long dark hair, but of course with massive jugs.

>> No.14504060
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14504060

>>14503653
A cuddly Kraken wearing an off-shoulder sweater.

>> No.14504065

>>14503653
Two loli Hellhounds in christmas outfits.

>> No.14504076
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14504076

>>14503653

A Kejourou cuddling with her husbando on a couch

>> No.14504098

>>14503653
A monster girl of your choice playing the saxophone.

>> No.14504123

>>14503653
A horse pussy being told that she's slow.

>> No.14504126

I'm surprised this thread hasn't reached the bump limit yet.

>> No.14504135 [SPOILER] 
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>>14504126
I am also surprised, thou it is kinda a nice in its own way

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>>14504126
I'd be posting more but I was getting rid of an awful succuvirus that kept redirecting me to 3dpd porn.

>> No.14504147

I want to have my Kobold daughteru put on her school swimsuit so the waifu and I can give her a full body oil massage!

>> No.14504151

>>14504147
Write a story then.

>> No.14504157

>>14504151
Maybe someday.

>> No.14504163

>>14504157
why not right now

>> No.14504167

>>14504157
Now.

>> No.14504168

>>14504141
Bummer.

>> No.14504170

>>14504163
>>14504167
but I have other things going on right now. Besides, there's so much I'd want to put into this story that it'd be far too long.

>> No.14504177

>>14504170
Do it in multiple parts then.

>> No.14504180

>>14504170
Unless you're writing about Super Smash Brothers, there's no such thing as too long.

>> No.14504184

>>14504177
I don't want it to get repetitive either.

>> No.14504186

>>14504184
Simplify it then.

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>> No.14504199

>>14504186
I'm not sure I could do that without not doing it justice in my head.
People keep saying all the writefags are dead and I'm starting to believe it.

>> No.14504201

>>14504189
the outcome is terrifiying, take this from the man with a Wurm/Will-o-the-Wisp Daughteru

>> No.14504205

>>14504201
>Wurm/Will-o-the-Wisp
>not Wurm-o-the-Wisp
Come on now anon...

>> No.14504213

>>14504205
I am not a clever man

>> No.14504214

>>14504199
I-I'm still here! I only just finished exams and I'm trying to think of a short Christmas story. I was also thinking of resurrecting a CYOA thing I started a while back.

Writing takes time, man.

>> No.14504215

>>14504205
>Wurm-o-the-Wisp
Hahaha

>> No.14504218

>>14504189
Anything with Will-o is gonna be obscure thanks to that big cage of hers

>> No.14504221
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14504221

Staring contestant #1 - wife
contestant #2 - still wife

>> No.14504222

>>14504189
>combining two yanderes together
Neat.

>> No.14504229

>>14504214
>trying to think of a short Christmas story
A retelling of the WWI Christmas truces except with Paladins and MGs.

>> No.14504231

>>14504229
They played games with each other right?

>> No.14504234

>>14504221
kawaii

>> No.14504235

>>14504231
I actually was doing some reading on this recently. The ones who weren't busy burying the dead were playing football and wrestling.

>> No.14504287
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14504287

I need to obtain more sweaters

>> No.14504288

>>14503378
I-I'll make a̶n̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ Beelzebub OP if I have to ;_;

>> No.14504297
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14504297

>>14504287

We always need more sweaters

>> No.14504306

>>14503977
Great, now I just imagined a Liliraune flower alping two people at the same time.

>> No.14504310

>>14503653
Devil Bug cuddle pile.

>> No.14504312

>>14503748
Because I like it.

Don't judge. There aren't many gentle girls here.

>> No.14504314

>>14503653
An Alp Office Lady.

>> No.14504316
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14504316

>>14504201
>>14504205
No matter what you guys combine her with, she will be still dumb.

>> No.14504320

>>14504316
Lichwurm, a terrifying foe of MODERATE INTELLIGENCE.

>> No.14504322

>>14504316
Did you draw that?

>> No.14504326

>>14504316
Why does she have a jar of peanut butter? Is she trying to kill me?

>> No.14504328

>>14503115
>Anubis
>With Kitsune-bi powers.

Awesome. My daughter is now basically Danny Phantom.

>> No.14504329

>>14504316
The smile on my daughteru is scaring me

>> No.14504352
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14504352

>>14503653
Mge jinko, muscular in her legs, abs and arms, but still very voluptuous, wandering through the woods with some anon.

Also, can you please not give her those gigantic meat-slab paws she normally has? Something a little more reasonably sized and articulate?

Her hands shouldn't be larger than pic related.
>boy anon, that's a weird drawing
Isn't it?

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14504359

>>14504326

>> No.14504367

benis

>> No.14504368

Today I'm gonna go out and bully some small monstergirls and there is nothing they can do to stop me. I might even make them CRY!

>> No.14504380
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14504380

>>14503653
a cockatrice reading a "how to build your own nest for dummies" book with all the material thrown all over the place and she has a angry look on her face please

cockatrice needs more art

>> No.14504387

>>14504368
And what if their Onee-Sans take exception to that anon? Or worse, their Onii-Sans.

>> No.14504388

>>14504359
Please put down the peanut butter, i need it for my sandwichs

>> No.14504389

>>14504359
She look more mischievous than yan.

>> No.14504391

>>14504368
You're going to encounter a masochist monstergirl that loves being bullied and it's going to be one you don't particularly like. Like maybe an alp.

>> No.14504399

>>14504387
I will pick up the small one and then RUN away.
>>14504391
If this happens I will make them do my taxes.

>> No.14504400

I need more grapesnek stories.

>> No.14504413

>>14504399
The older siblings will just track you down then.

>> No.14504434

>>14503653
I'd love a picture of a crow tengu cuddling an egg and nurturing it while looking motherly.

>> No.14504435

>>14504413
Not before I've made their imoutos cry!

>> No.14504437

>>14504434
That sounds nice.

>>14504435
Then they'll make you cry.

>> No.14504439

>>14504437
I'll be uncatchable, like that yeti

>> No.14504441

>>14504439
You can't escape the long arms of the wight onee-san.

>> No.14504445

>>14504439
That's what they all say.

>> No.14504448

>>14504441
I wanna FUCK a soft wight onee-san

>> No.14504451

>>14504448
How crass.

>> No.14504467
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>> No.14504472

>>14504448
I wanna be held by an onee-san.
Where are the onee-san stories.

>> No.14504473

>>14504316
Jinko Wurm

>> No.14504476

>>14504467
BIG
SLIMY
CLAWS

>> No.14504478

>>14503653
Adult MGE Baphomet in in pyjamas, looking sleepy.

>> No.14504481

>>14504472
http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms

>> No.14504483
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>>14504467

>> No.14504503

>>14504472
BIG
MEATY
ONEE-SANS

But seriously we need Onee-sabbath stories.

>> No.14504505

>>14504503
Do their meetings have free pizza?

>> No.14504510

>>14504503
>But seriously we need Onee-sabbath stories.
Damn straight.

>> No.14504518

>>14504505
Free pizza and free hugs AND free cookies and milk.

>> No.14504519

>you will never spend Christmas break lazing around your house with your mg gf
>she will never lay on her stomach on your bed as she eats her 'meal'
>you will never lay your head between her thighs as you watch tv

>> No.14504522
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14504522

>>14504483

>> No.14504525

>>14504467
Isn't she from D.Gray-Man?

>> No.14504526

>>14504510
Maybe a story where a homeless man sees>>14504518 and decides to go in without reading the fine print.

Or maybe one where it's a homeless woman who joins them instead.

>> No.14504527

>>14503858
Thanks for that boss.

>> No.14504532

>>14504519
With a view like that, I'll be doing far more lewd things

>> No.14504534

>>14504526
How about something that involves a homeless kid entering a marriage pact with a Onee-Sabbath affiliated Demon?

>> No.14504536

>>14504519
>watching TV
>not eating your own meal

>> No.14504542

>>14504534
That could work too.

>> No.14504544

>>14504519
>tfw no monster gf to be comfy with

>> No.14504545

>>14504503
We need more writefags since everything is pretty mediocre right now.

>> No.14504550
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14504550

How about some fun anon?

>> No.14504553

>>14504545
hasn't it always been?

>> No.14504555

>>14504532
>>14504536
>Does her best to give you a boner
>you do your best to stay focused
>winner gets a treat

>> No.14504556
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14504556

>>14504550
define fun?

>> No.14504560
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14504560

>>14504522

>> No.14504562

>>14504550

I hate fun

>> No.14504564 [SPOILER] 
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>>14504560

>> No.14504570

>>14504555
First one to cum is on top

>> No.14504571

>>14504550
Sure, I'm on board for whatever.

>> No.14504576

>>14504556
>>14504562
We could go in the back and maybe get to know each other better...

>> No.14504578

>>14504570
er, bottom. Whoops

>>14504550
You mean like cards, right? I love card games.

>> No.14504582

>>14504550
>wearing the collar
>not trying to collar me

>> No.14504583

>>14504550
What kind of fun?

>> No.14504585

>>14504576
that's a stupid idea no one should get to know me I'm a horrible person

>> No.14504588
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14504588

>>14504585
Sounds like someone needs a hug

>> No.14504589

>>14504519
>you will never dickthrone your small mg gf while watching Christmas TV
>you will never cook a Christmas meal for her
>you will never hear her say "Merry Christmas" as she smiles lovingly at you

>> No.14504592

>>14504588
yeah and I have no yeti to hug

>> No.14504599

>>14504503
What are the best big and meaty onee-sans?

Would they whine if you called them that?

>> No.14504604

>>14504599
Your favorite
Wurm for me

>> No.14504615

>>14504534
I wanna write this but I can't do lewd.

>> No.14504618

>>14504615
Neither can a lot of people, but that doesn't stop them.

>> No.14504619

>>14504604
But Anon, Onee-sans are supposed to be cool and smart, both of which Wurms aren't. Not to mention if she's chubby and all, how can she even hope to protect your smile?

>> No.14504620

>>14504615
Just try an intimate french kiss scene or something.

>> No.14504622
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14504622

Let's talk about qt lolis.

>> No.14504627
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14504627

>>14504622
No, but have this anyway

>> No.14504630

Every time someone uses the word onee-san, a small wurm dies.

>> No.14504631 [DELETED] 

>>14504564
There's nothing to say about me.

>> No.14504632

>>14504630
>a small wurm dies
They don't need any help to do that.

>> No.14504636

>>14504630
Onee-san!
Onee-san!
Onee-san!

>> No.14504638

>>14504630
onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san onee-san

Get over it.

>> No.14504639

>>14504615
I've given up on trying to do lewd by /mgg/'s standards because a majority of the people in here are fucking stupid.

>> No.14504646

>>14504639
>I've given up on trying to do lewd by /mgg/'s standard
p0n0s in vag000, it's not fuckign rocket science.

>> No.14504647

>>14504619
Like this
>Thing makes you sad
>Wurm slaps it
>Thing is vaporized on the atomic level

>> No.14504651

>>14504639
>I've given up on trying to do lewd by /mgg/'s standards
Did /mgg/ touch you in funny places?

>> No.14504661
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>>14504639

>> No.14504667

>>14504630
Sabbath please go

Onee-san

>> No.14504670
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14504670

>>14504627
Yes, lolis are life.

>> No.14504676
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14504676

>>14504622
Monstergirl lolis are a miracle of the universe.
Only the tenderest, most loving of dickings are good enough for them.

>> No.14504680

>>14504676
I want the pedo to go and stay go

>> No.14504682

>>14504680
The "stay" part can be accomplished.

>> No.14504683

>>14504680
Fuck off, newfag.

>> No.14504688

>>14504676
>Tender, loving dickings
The only appeal lolis hold for me is when you fuck them standing up and they're too short, forcing them to be held up on your dick as you pound their tight little holes. Regrettably, there is no real tag to search for this position.

>> No.14504695

>>14504683
>You know, moot, the creator of this site, wasn't a pdophile, otherwise this place would be as fucked as infinite pedochan. the first man on 4chan wasn't a pedo, so really, if you think about it, that makes you guys the newfag.

>> No.14504702

>>14504695
Who are you quoting?

>> No.14504710

>>14504702
posting standards. It was a typo anyway, dunno how the '>' got in there.

>> No.14504711
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>>14504695
That logic is fundamentally retarded.

Anyways, I guess I'll try to write that onee-sabbath story. Shota-hobo gets his christmas miracle or something.

>> No.14504722

>>14504711
Noice, I look forward to it.

>> No.14504724

>>14504695
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.14504736

>>14504688
The only combination I can think of that'd work is "loli" and "standing sex", which will get you a few images on Gelbooru. Maybe the concept has a dedicated tag on Pixiv.

>> No.14504742

>>14504724
It's obvious bait, anon. Just ignore him.

>> No.14504755

>>14504651
>>14504661
Nah. I've just learned to not expect much from this place in what I should listen to for input on story ideas or how I should write what I want to.

>> No.14504765

>>14504755
GIMME THE CHOCOLATE HISAO!

>> No.14504779

>>14504765
Fuck you I laughed.

>> No.14504780

A comfy snow leopard girl story with plenty of lewd and plenty of fluffy.

http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=a-snow-leopards-teasing

>> No.14504795
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14504795

>>14504755
Not sure if this helps, but these are the rules I run off of when I try to do lewd:
-Play to the species' strengths. That's most of the appeal of the girls, getting to write impossible sex scenarios.
-Have a defined body & personality. It doesn't have to be amazing, but at least have the foundations of how your character looks and acts.
-Watch porn. No joke, it helps. It'll get you to think in the mindset of positions and dirty talk.
-Be descriptive. You don't have and visual or audio to help you, so if you want people to enjoy it you have to use some detail.
-Go crazy with it. There's very little that won't get at least a few people going here. If you can think it up and enjoy it, chances are somebody else will.

>> No.14504800

>>14504711
>onee
Meh but okay

>Shota
Into the trash it goes

Why onee fags has the worst taste?

>> No.14504802

>>14504780
Anon.

>> No.14504808

>>14504802
Shepard.

>> No.14504810

>>14504780
Not in the mood for a story, but if you have a link for that art I'll gladly take it.

>> No.14504812

>>14504780
Been a while since we've seen anything from you, let's see if you've gotten any better.

>> No.14504813

>>14504780
>bob
>not fucking off
pick one.

>> No.14504814

>>14504780
>Bob. On dear.

>> No.14504821
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14504821

>>14504795
Yeah, I don't need help in figuring out what I want to write or how to do it with MGs. I just have to constantly remind myself that people in here are hair trigger brained faggots who don't know shit a vast majority of the time.

That and I actually like my MGs to be a little bit lacking in the moral fiber department, even going so far as to kill humans either for food, pleasure, or out of vengeance.

No soul vore though because fuck off

>> No.14504822

>>14504780
>Bob
So the legends are true

>> No.14504828

>>14504780
At this point, I'm pretty sure Bob's retarded.

>> No.14504832

>>14504821
Why don't you get off your blunt-toking steed and just fuck right off?

>> No.14504834

>>14504828
rude

>> No.14504835

>>14504695
loli is not living breathing children.

stop being delusional and dont give the same rights children have to fucking drawings you goddamned tumblr faggot.

>> No.14504837

>>14504821
>spoiler
Oooh, yeah. That's definitely more of a case of knowing your audience than anything else. Personally, I don't mind those kinds of things since it seems much more realistic, butyeah, probably best to avoid those kinds of topics.

Though I will say it probably doesn't help to insult the people you're writing to.

>> No.14504838

>>14504821
Hey Shoggocks, you really don't try to be subtle anymore, huh?

>> No.14504839

>>14504832
It's easier to just lurk in here and laugh at you all.

>> No.14504844

>>14504780
I liked it

>> No.14504846

>>14504821
Get off your high horse Bollocks.

>> No.14504852

>>14504821
>kill
And he calls us faggots

>> No.14504854

>>14504780
Meh.

>> No.14504858

>>14504780
Seemed a bit forced at times but contents been lacking today so whatever.

>> No.14504863

>>14504852
Because people clearly never died before the Demon Lord and Ares.

>> No.14504867

Which monstergirl will fuck off when you tell them to fuck off?

>> No.14504868

>>14504867
monoeye's

>> No.14504870

>>14504867
Wererabbit.

>> No.14504872
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14504872

>>14504780

>> No.14504874

>>14504863
>life sucked then so it should suck now

>> No.14504875

>>14504867
why would you tell them that?

>> No.14504876

>>14503115
>Cheshire Cat
>Cupid

This may seem interesting. She may actually like that fusion as she will get a man easily.

>> No.14504877

>>14504846
>>14504838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NljxtaJv-68

>> No.14504879
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14504879

>New family of kobolds move in next door
>You're trying to stealth spy on them
>Their daughteru sees you and runs over to the fence
>"Howdy neighbor! Wanna come over and play?"

?

>> No.14504881

>>14504879
sure why not

>> No.14504884

>>14504867
I dunno, but they'll all listen to you if you tell them 'fuck on'

>> No.14504885

>>14504877
And?

>> No.14504888

>>14504852
Monsters aren't infallible, anon.

>> No.14504890

>>14504879
Sure, but I'm gonna bring over the biggest, meanest, alpha-female lookingest werewolf over to join us.

>> No.14504891

>>14504876
>Granting the power to induce love/lust to the troll of MGE
You know not the horror you've just unleashed, anon

>> No.14504894

>>14504879
This does nothing but sketch me out now, thanks kobold-daughterufag.

>> No.14504898

>>14504879
Is she going to make me watch her parents fuck her or something?

>> No.14504899

>>14504888
There's a difference between "diverse" and "morally lacking."

>> No.14504900

>>14503633
His Baphomets are god tier though you have to admit

>> No.14504901
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14504901

>>14504885

>> No.14504908

>>14504894
I hate that guy desu

>> No.14504909

>>14504908
baka desu senpai

>> No.14504912

>>14504908
aww

>> No.14504922
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14504922

>>14504908
>>14504909
Baka baka.

>> No.14504931

>>14504922
Man, computers must be so much fun for Fairies. Getting a bunch of your daughteru's to huddle around the monitor and watch a movie like they're at the theaters
Though, typing must be a nightmare

>> No.14504933

>>14504922
Mouse thieves get stripped naked and taped to tables or walls. I hope she knows this.

>> No.14504960
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14504960

>>14504931
Even just getting them to sit between a pair of headphones would be like giving them a perfect surround sound system.

>>14504933
Good thing she's not a mouse, then.

>> No.14504970 [SPOILER] 
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14504970

>>14504933
Know it? Anon, she's counting on it.

>> No.14504973

>>14504960
Man, just thinking about that headphone idea makes me feel sorry for Fairies
It's all fun and games and a good idea until the IMAX logo fades in

>> No.14504974

>>14504960
I'd do that with actual mousegirls too.

>>14504970
Good.

>> No.14504975

>>14504970
>wide hips, thighs, and ass-fangs combo on a Fairy
Oh baby.

>> No.14504987
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14504987

Scanned christmas card wife, sent to me by someone who goes by a different name on every website, but can be found on twitter at @chadolbaki7

>> No.14504993

>>14504973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYMpMcmpfkI
Deep Note is love. Deep Note is life.

>> No.14504995

>>14504987
She looks pretty homely.

>> No.14504996
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14504996

>>14504987
Inner card front

>> No.14504998

>>14504993
I remember that this shit shit used to scare me when I was little.

>> No.14504999

>>14504993
>Tfw you got IMAX and THX confused
I meant THX. I think my mind is trying to delete traumatizing experiences. Like the Playstation 2 boot-up

>> No.14505001

>>14504993
I miss hearing those studio clips and the old narrators from my childhood

>> No.14505002
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14505002

>>14504996
Inner card back.

>> No.14505006

>>14504993
Oh man, this brings back so many good memories.

>> No.14505008

>>14504993
>Tfw going through my old VHS tapes and hearing this
Oh, this brings me back

>> No.14505009

>>14504998
Had to keep movies muted until they actually started, just in case it snuck into the opening sequence.

>> No.14505017

>>14504996
>>14505002
Cute shit holmes.

>> No.14505030

>>14505009
I remember one time during my college days some sod pulled a prank on his roomate by having the volume on high and pausing it right before it started
The whole bloody dorm heard it. People thought it was a plane flying dangerously low to the ground

>> No.14505044

>>14505030
I'd probably laugh about that the next day, but at that moment punches would be thrown.

>> No.14505050

>>14505044
At least turn the closet light on you fucking idiot

>> No.14505060

>>14505044
It wasn't even the first sound prank he pulled
Remember Dial-up? Imagine a whole computer lab with 20+ computers all doing that. Back in high school

>> No.14505079

>>14504993
>THE AUDIENCE IS NOW DEAF

>> No.14505087
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14505087

What do you call a Mad Hatter dressed as Uncle Sam?

>> No.14505093

>>14505087
Sexy?

>> No.14505097

>>14505087
Someone who aims to fuck me in the ass with a barbed-wire strapon and then monitor all of my activities for the rest of my life.

>> No.14505098

>>14505087
Lady Liberty

She has fantastic bells.

>> No.14505101

>>14505087
A satire of the almost comically flawed government?

>> No.14505114

>>14505087
Red, white and boner?

>> No.14505140

>>14505087
I wanna get into those tight pants!

>> No.14505144

>>14505140
You can't fit.

>> No.14505147

>>14505140
That butt must be so squishy

>> No.14505152

>>14505087
If I take off her hat, will she die?

>> No.14505159

>>14505152
It would be extremely arousing.

>> No.14505161
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14505161

>>14505152
Probably not.

>> No.14505163

>>14505159
For you?

>> No.14505164

>>14505159
She's a big gal.

>> No.14505170

>>14504724
Nothing, just a half hearted dig at the whole 'we were here first' mentality

>> No.14505179

>>14505087
Wife. Even if she isn't it'll make her heart pupil.

>> No.14505183

>>14505161
Also, what is the reaction image this image is based off of? I know I've seen it before, but I can't quite remember what it was specifically.

>> No.14505185
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14505185

>>14505152
Hard to say.

>> No.14505188

You know who I want to baby sit for?
A loli ogre.
I want to ruffle her hair when she tries to act tough and ask her what movie she wants to watch that day.

>> No.14505189

I want to make an energy drink called Wockstar! It'll be the official energy drink of horny poets and liberal arts majors everywhere!

>> No.14505192
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14505192

>>14505185
Damn that cat.

Curse her delicious thighs.

>> No.14505194

>>14505188
WHAT ARE YOO DOIN' IN MA SWARMP?

>> No.14505196

>>14505192
>Curse
Is that Wonderland for "Thrust my penis between until I coat with manbatter" or something?

>> No.14505199

>>14505192
That thigh game is something fierce
Accursed insanitycats and their delicious everything

>> No.14505202

>>14505192
>A Cheshire Cat will never sit on your lap and grind against your hardening dick while pretending she has no idea what she's doing.
>You'll never get back at her by revealing you know about that stupid video she made for the internet when she was 13.

>> No.14505205

>>14505087
Pro aris et focis

>> No.14505208

>>14505202
>Spoiler
I would never do such a thing. Some things you've done during your childhood should remain forgotten
REMAIN FORGOTTEN

>> No.14505210

>>14505194
Anon, I will quote that movie at her until she's hiding under a pillow.
Now if I could just get her centaur friend over...

>> No.14505218
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>>14505208
>the one time a cheshire cat goes silent is when she remember her teen years that she had repressed

>> No.14505222

>>14505189
I'll take 10 cases!

>> No.14505224

>>14505208
But anon, just imagine it.
>"You like that, right anon? Your dick between my thigh and my calf?"
>"I can give you more, but all you have to do is swear yourself to me. Just four simple words anon, and I'll give you rapture."
>"I can has cheezburger?"
>"ANON! I can't believe you! You ruined the mood."
>"You were so cute as a kid."
>"WHO SHOWED YOU THE VIDEO?"
>"Your sisters."
And this is the part where she stuffs her face into the pillow and screams.
Of course, I'd make it up to her by letting me reverse facefuck me.

>> No.14505225
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>>14505218
would she trade sex for memes
how do you eat doritos with big meaty paws

>> No.14505226

>>14505218
>You will never point how JUST LIKE HER your daughters are
>That was the only time you ever saw her panic

>> No.14505231

>>14505224
She's gonna get memed on.

>> No.14505232

>>14505226
>Cheshire after giving birth and holding her daughteru's in her arms
>You tell her that her daughteru's lok just like her
>Maybe they'll be just like her growing up
>She's looking off at nothing with a thousand yard stare
>Que painfully reassuring her you meant how cute she is

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>>14505226
>>14505232
>Cheshire mother starting to panic, ready to stage an intervention for her daughter
>Caught her posting bad memes on /hbg/ and saw her internet history full of lets plays.

>> No.14505246

>>14505241
>VietnamFlashbacks.jpg

>> No.14505247

>>14505226
>She'll never walk in on you teaching your young daughter how to speak, holding a burger above her
>"Daddy, can I please have it back?"
>"No. 'I can haz cheezburger?' Say it."
>"I-I can haz"
>Waifu suddenly appears behind her, a paw on her daughter's mouth, glaring death and hellfire at you, "Don't you dare."

>> No.14505250

>>14505241
>Mega milk
>Those tits.

THIS WILL NOT STAND!
Some one find me a holst, there is work to be done.

>> No.14505252

>>14505241
Christ that was fast. When do I get that gud?

>>14505241
>Remind her that one does not simply walk into a cheshire's room
>She screams
>>Chase after her to let her know that she'll always have your bow
I would exploit that weakness to hell and back.

>> No.14505253

>>14505218
>>14505241
If I ever found out about stuff like that, I'd bully her mercilessly for it.

>> No.14505264

>>14505241
>Cheshire tries to get her mind off of her creeping past by doing something kinky like her usual pranks
>While you're going to bed she starts pulling off your pajamas under the sheets
>You peek under to see nothing but your eventual boxers and your pants being pulled off
>You smirk
>"Wait"
>She stops
>"Who is doing this?"
>She says nothing
>"Such a lust for copulation!"
>ANO-
>"WHOOOOOOOOOO?"
>I FUCKING HATE YOU!

>> No.14505265

I read chapter one of "The Oomakudakeodkdodecahedron" and really liked it. The writefag is going to continue it, right? I don't want this to die like so many other stories. ;_; RIP in pieces, amazon story...

>> No.14505271

>>14505265
I'm sorry, the what?

>> No.14505272
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Master your estate in Horse Pussy Kingdom appears to be in disrepair shall we visit The Steppes and appraise what needs to be done?

>> No.14505274

>>14505271
The one with the slightly senile hero tracking down a source of oomukade venom
http://pastebin.com/4aGm9tya

>> No.14505275

>>14505264
I just want to let that cheshire know I'm never gonna give her up, never going to let her go.

>> No.14505277

>>14505272
Liquidate it. What of the villa in the Snake Cloaca kingdom?

>> No.14505278

>>14505274
>That's actually the name of the story
Jesus Christ, I thought you were making that up for a joke

>> No.14505281

>Cheshire waifu is known as a prankster, even among other Cheshires
>She has a reputation for taking things way too far in pursuit of a joke
>You're the only one who can rein her in, and no one can figure out why
>The secret is that you know about the song she wrote and recorded when she was 13, and all you need to do is start humming it and she'll stop dead in her tracks to silently beg you to stop

>> No.14505283

>>14505272
A fine steed such as her shouldn't be forced to wear shoes like that. It looks painful for some reason.

>> No.14505284

>>14505275
Even though it's associated with rock rolling, it's actually a pretty good song

>> No.14505285

>>14505278
I don't get the title, either.

>> No.14505287

>>14505275
Sounds like a great girl to have a family the game night.

I feel like that one might be the proverbial straw that breaks the proverbial camel's proverbial back. I wonder what an insane cheshire would be like?

>> No.14505288

>>14505284
It is.
Kinda weird.

>> No.14505289

>>14505265
...a twelve-faced centipede?

>> No.14505292

>>14505272
I don't have an estate in the horse pussy kingdom. Why would I go to a place of such terminal slowness and shit?

>> No.14505294

>>14505289
who knows?

>> No.14505296

>>14505285
>>14505289
>>14505294
>>14505278

I claim responsibility.
https://warosu.org/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=%22Didn%27t+really+work+for+the+Ushi-Oni%22

>> No.14505297 [SPOILER] 
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Memecat is shit. I much prefer her canine alternative.

I'm sorry.

>> No.14505300

>>14505297
That's pretty good though.

>> No.14505301

>>14505272
How do you not get tired of this? Commercial-kun, is that you?

>> No.14505303

>>14505297
There's a special place in hell for you people.
That hellhound's gonna make sure you don't enjoy it.

>> No.14505304

>>14505297
I despise you as a human being

>> No.14505306

>>14505297
Advice Kobold fucking where? I want to be raped by Courage Werewolf.

>> No.14505307

>>14505297
>helldoge
why

>> No.14505308

>>14505272
I suppose I should assess the situation personally. Let me mount you. Then later in the afternoon we can saddle up and ride out.

>> No.14505310

>>14505306
Advice Kobold is too busy getting fucked by her father.

>> No.14505312

>>14505272
Why are you so obsessed with going to the steppes
And why are you here anyways, horses make awful maids.

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>>14505306
>Courage Werewolf

God...damn it.

>> No.14505317

>>14505297
I want to bring my hellhound waifu home for Christmas to meet my incredibly catholic family!

>> No.14505318

>>14505310
Second time I've seen father/daughter incest brought up in relation to kobolds. What'd I miss?

>> No.14505319

>>14505318
Same dude.

>> No.14505322

>>14505318
Where have you been? You haven't noticed the nigger who cant shut up about dicking his Kobold daughteru for the past few weeks?

>> No.14505323

>>14505318
There's one anon here who really likes his kobold daughter.
REALLY likes her.

>> No.14505324

>>14505318
Some guy really wants to fuck his Kobold daughterus.

>> No.14505325

>>14505318
It's some guy trying really hard to push it.

>> No.14505326

>>14505306
>Not wanting to be raped by Insanity Hellhound

>> No.14505327

>>14505314
Hey, at least she's not Grumpy Werecat.

>>14505326
I am not that bad a dude.

>> No.14505330
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>All this memeshit
Yes, this pleases MemeCat.

>> No.14505332

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVqGROfiKmA

>> No.14505333

>>14505330
What have I done?
I just wanted to fluster a Cheshire Cat, but I've unleashed a plague of memes.

>> No.14505334

>>14505330
/mgt/ is nothing but a collection of memes, what did you expect? Not content creation/discussion compared to the population.

>> No.14505335

>>14505300
Don't lie. There's a special place in hell for people who lie. Right next to me, and everyone else who makes utterly awful memes.

>>14505303
I wouldn't mind a hellhound who shouts "such pleasure", "very bliss" and "so climaxing" in the throes of sex. At least, I think I wouldn't mind. It'd probably become awful very quickly.

>>14505304
>>14505307
I despise me and my actions more than you ever could.

>>14505306
I sincerely hope this meme monstergirl thing isn't actually going to become a recurring phenomenom.

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>>14505330
Merry christmas memecat

>> No.14505342

>>14505330
>>14505334
That's a pretty meme. Exquisite.

>> No.14505343

>>14505335
>such pleasure
That doesn't actually sound so bad as it's grammatically correct.

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>>14505333
Oh, I think you knew exactly what you were doing.

>> No.14505345

>>14505343
She says 'many pleasure'

>> No.14505348

>>14505333
But look at what you've done, you've brought us all together with the culture spanning power of memes! That's incredible! I mean, what can't Meme Cat do? Aside from bring dead memes back to life, I mean.

I want a unicorn daughter that plays ALWAYS on loop at max volume on that sound system I got her for her birthday.

>> No.14505350

>>14505344
I just wanted to see her blush anon.
I just wanted to see her blush.

>> No.14505351

>>14505350
This is why some things should remain forgotten, Anon
Learn from this

>> No.14505352

>>14505317
That sounds like a recipe for hilarity.

>> No.14505353

Chesires are why the other Wonderland girls drink tea.

>> No.14505354

I'm going to get a cyclops fit and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me!
Thick thighs!
A tight, muscled rear!
Abs you could do laundry on!
She'll have it all!

>> No.14505356

>>14505353
What happens if you force a Mad Hatter to drink coffee?

>> No.14505357

>>14505353
Hell, if it'd shut up a meme-spouting chesire, I'd even happily drink THAT kind of wonderland tea.

>> No.14505359

>>14505352
My Family Is Heavily Catholic but My Wife Is A Guardian of Hell and Everyone Can't Just Get Along?!

Would the MC's little sister be (")accidentally(") lewd constantly?

>> No.14505364

>>14505354
But then she won't be a loser outcast.

>> No.14505368

>>14505359
So you're Cathoilc as hell?

>> No.14505373

>>14505368
Or Catholic IN hell when it's his time to visit her family. That would be interesting.

>> No.14505374

>>14505364
Of course not!
She's going to be a nice, lifting machine with a back like Bruce Lee.
She'll squat in tight spats, curl massive dumbells, and do dead lifts that would make a dragon stare.

She's going to be a muscled goddess!

>> No.14505376

>>14505353
>New family moves in next door
>Echidna, her husband died in Iraq
>4 daughters living with her
>The youngest are a pair of Cheshire twins, age 15
>You never see her without some kind of alcohol
>Finally, your nosey nature gets the better of you and you ask her about it, slightly hinting that you think she might have a drinking problem
>She stares at you without saying anything for almost a full minute
>You start to ask her why she's staring at you, but she cuts you off mid sentence
>"Just wait for it."
>Suddenly, a loud crash is heard from her house
>"That's why I drink."
>As if on cue, a pair of sheepish looking Cheshires appear behind her
>"W-we broke the window again..." they mumble apologetically
>"I heard." she replies while maintaining eye contact with you

>> No.14505379

>>14505374
But what is a monoeye if not something to bully?

>> No.14505384

>>14505379
Not this one my friend, she's going to be all hard muscle with her hair bound back in a long braid.


And speaking of braids, would dwarven women like to grow their hair long and weave it into intricate braids?

>> No.14505387

>>14505384
Braided pubes.

>>14505376
I feel like MILF snek would be the only force on earth actually capable of keeping a pair of cheshires in line though.

>> No.14505390

>>14505384
But then she might be all cocky and reject her old friends and hobbies before becoming a bully herself.

>> No.14505391

>>14505359
It'd sell even more than Oreimo, and would become the most talked about LN on 4chan.
It's then adapted into an anime by SHAFT, that becomes more confusing and filled with religious symbolism than all of NGE combined. The once peaceful discussion threads are then ruined by secondaries and shitposters following the popularity of the divisive anime, to the point where any threads made about it are banned outright.

On the upside, the hellhound gets more fanart than any individual EMG character, Miia included. A new waifufag is borne to these threads, and the rivarly between the newly named Hellhoundfag and Miiafag eventually culminates in a dakimakura swordfight, on a rickety suspension bridge spanning the crator of a live volcano.
Neither of them return from the battle. Some speculate that they didn't, in fact, die that day, but that they instead found the way to their vaunted Monstergirl World, and now both live there in happiness.

>> No.14505394

>>14505390
And if it comes to that then I'll have to unmake that which I built.
Muscles are nothing if not for using them to protect friends and move heavy objects.

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>> No.14505399

>>14505394
But she's just bulking out to impress boys and to hide her insecurities.

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>> No.14505405

>>14505399
She she better use them responsibly.
If she continues to bully her friends and be a jerk then I'm afraid that I'd need to show her true bulking.

>> No.14505413

>>14505405
But isn't that why everyone becomes fit? To be a normalfag and attempt to destroy all connections to their previous life? Isn't that why they're all so happy?

>> No.14505422

>>14505413
No, it's about building self confidence, improving oneself so that they feel better, not throwing away friends!

If she cannot be fit and keep her friends then I'll just have to make her unfit.
Very unfit.

>> No.14505439

>>14505422
But what if she's not used to having any of that, and thinks that pushing "different" people down is how normal and happy people act?

>> No.14505448

>>14505439
Then I'm afraid she needs to learn a lesson.

>> No.14505454

>>14505448
Why? She's just acting like everyone else acts.

>> No.14505457

>>14505454
Just because everyone else is a jerk doesn't mean she has to.

She's cutting it close anon, if she doesn't shape up then she's going to shape out.

>> No.14505461

>>14505457
But those jerks are happy and successful and aren't looked down upon!

>> No.14505469

>>14505461
Sorry Anon,
She's gone too jerky.

I guess it's time to make her into that she fears most.
A fatty.

>> No.14505472

>>14505469
But then she'll be back to what he was!

>> No.14505473

What Monster Girl besides Tanuki makes the best Boss to molest you while you try to work?

>> No.14505475
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>> No.14505476

>>14505473
OL Alice

>> No.14505477

>>14505472
Sorry, she must now remember that which she inflicted on others.

In fact, I think I will go even further.

Even the fatties will make fun of her.

>> No.14505478

>>14505477
That's just evil.

>> No.14505479

>>14505475
GET A JOB! GO BACK TO MEXICO!

>> No.14505480

>>14505478
Don't worry Anon, I'll keep an eye on her till she learns her lesson and regains the right to muscle.

>> No.14505486

>>14505479
¡Qué grosero!

>> No.14505487

>>14505480
Is that lesson only assholes and people who want to be assholes go to gyms? Because that's what she thinks.

>> No.14505490

>>14505487
Shes...slow isn't she?

>> No.14505493

>>14505473
Apophis. Continuation never

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>>14505475
BUILD NANOMACHINEWALLS PEDRO

>> No.14505498

>>14505493
Why do you want a big chubby grape that always dominates you though?

>> No.14505500

>>14505490
She just hates normalfags and the gym is crawling with them.

>> No.14505506

>>14505498
Because I'm a slut.

>> No.14505507

>>14505498
Why wouldn't you want a big chubby grape that always dominates you? Though?

>> No.14505511

>>14505500
Then I guess she has to stay a big fat fatty then.

>> No.14505513

>>14505498
Because she's cute and deserves love.

>> No.14505529

>>14505511
What's wrong with not liking normalfags?

>> No.14505541

I really like Dragons!

>> No.14505546

>>14505541
What kind of dragons? What species? What body types? What relation to you?

>> No.14505547
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>>14505541
Do you now?

>> No.14505553

I want to take a strictly non-sexual bath with my Kobold waifu and daughteru because sometimes things like that are nice too!

>> No.14505577

>>14505473
Blue Oni. Best is when she's been drinking and passes out mid-groping.

>> No.14505579
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>>14505546
All of them! Except fat ones.

>>14505547
Yeeees!

>> No.14505580

>>14505541
I have no strong feelings for them one way or the other.

>> No.14505583

>>14505579
>Except fat ones.
Hey now, don't be mean to them. I mean, you'd be big boned too if you laid locked up in your treasure room all day waiting for a cute boy to come visit so you could kidnap him.

>> No.14505585

>>14505579
Even fat ones need love.

>> No.14505617

>>14505583
For some reason, I just imagined a dragon perched up in her mountain keep, using a telescope to spy on the prince who lives in the castle at the base of her mountain and masturbating while muttering that she'll make him hers one day.
The chubbiness of said dragon is up to you to imagine.

>> No.14505629

>>14505617
lol what a loser
I never imagined a dragon so pathetic they could be bullied.

>> No.14505635

>>14505629
>Bullied
What? She just hasn't made her move yet anon, she's still a terrifyingly powerful dragon.
It's just she's a bit nervous and wants to marry the object of her affections properly, as befitting a dragon of her stature.

>> No.14505641

>>14505635
>nervous dragon
Clearly a failure of a dragon then.

>> No.14505642

>>14505617
>>14505635
I want to be kidnapped by a Dragon girl with a weight problem!

>> No.14505645

>>14505635
She can just kidnap him and make him love her like her sisters did.

>> No.14505648
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>>14505642
I want to be kidnapped by a Dragon Christmas Cake who's feeling lonely!

>> No.14505653

I want to trap an undine in a pot and boil it!

>> No.14505661

>>14505653
You're going to need a pot made from adamatine to hold that anon. And two stout warriors to hold it closed till she stops thrashing.

>> No.14505665

>>14505653
Congratulations, now she's a steamy mist ready to fill your head with thoughts of sex.

Then she'll rape you in revenge. Was this part of your plan?

>> No.14505668

>>14505665
Ultimate yandere. Literally becomes one with you by replacing your body water with herself.

>> No.14505669

>>14503653
RV sized Sandworm loli waiting in line to sit on santa's lap. Nervous santa.

>> No.14505670

>>14505669
I like the way you think anon. Criminally adorable.

>> No.14505674

>>14505642
One day she sees you talking with a girl she doesn't recognize and decides that she can't wait any longer, swooping down and kidnapping you so she can rape you senseless and make you hers.
After that's all done, she learns that that was your cousin and that she overreacted. But imagine her blush.
Would you make her take responsibility anon?

>>14505645
No anon, she can't do that. It's crude and ignoble. Such actions are far below a noble dragon such as her.
And her sisters would never let her hear the end of it if she did.

>> No.14505675

>>14505668

How terrifying

>> No.14505678

>>14505668
Oh god
Ultimate femdom too

>Forces you to have a constant erection
>forces you to cum
>or can stop you from cumming to edge you for hours and hours
>all while you're at work, or in class, or generally busy

>> No.14505688

>>14505473
Elfu

>> No.14505691

>>14505670
I've been trying to get it made since last Christmas.

>> No.14505716

>>14505691
I hope someday it does get made.

>> No.14505728

If I got kidnapped by a fat dragon with a crush on me, I'd just call the local Paladin Plumber twins to save me

>> No.14505736
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>>14505728
Don't you mean the Super Lilim Sisters?

>> No.14505744

>>14502978
The world needs more Y'shtola ass.

>> No.14505750

>>14505736
>super lilim sisters
I don't need fearboners anon.

>> No.14505791

>>14505312
The Steppes is just meme-speak for the rapey kind of horsepussy. So really nothing of value.

>> No.14505796

I want a memecat as an immature onee-san.

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>>14505314

>> No.14505802

>>14505791
Why did that guy even force it? Like, what do the steppes have to do with rapey horses?

>> No.14505808

>>14505802
Because that's where the eastern nomads are from. The eastern nomads come in every few hundred years and rape western society in its tight little asshole. The eastern nomads are famous for their mastery of riding horses in battle. Thus centaurs from the steppes are here to rape.

>> No.14505809

>>14505796
Really? Because I want a close, platonic relationship with my hellhound onee-san.

>> No.14505816

>>14505809
Nah I want an immature memecat onee-san because we'd have fun and she'd annoy me and she could be rivals with a jabberwock onee-san

Also, the memes jack

>> No.14505827

>>14505802
It's because not unlike a lot of concepts in the thread people will run it into the fucking ground even if it's stupid.

>> No.14505831

>>14505808
Sounds stupid.

Also, horsepussy is, like, the best pussy ever to molest and cock block. Bro tier personalities, can carry you into battle, all you can smell while you ride her is her fragrant hair, you can chose to hold onto her soft hips if you want, and grope her tits, you can make out with her relatively easy cuz horses and by extension centaurs are flexy as fuck, perfect for keeping warm in the cold nights, great to snuggle, keeps your legs warm when she lies her torso on top, and you don't have to fight your dick against dicking her because it's naturally against fucking a horse. Win win.

It's like hanging out with a bro mono eye, but the reason you don't want to fuck her is becaue she's a horse, and not a filthy monoeye

>> No.14505838

>>14505831
You sir, are the exact opposite of my nigger, prepare to be alpped.

>> No.14505840

>>14505831
>the best pussy ever to molest and cock block

Yes, because making angry and frustrated the one type of MG that is six times your weight in muscle is a fantastic idea.

>> No.14505841

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please remember to keep an eye out for unlicensed indentured servant sellers.

These people are performing an illegal operation and are known to try and sell orphans.

You don't want that right? You've all seen the image of the kitsune loli hugging her tail as she tries to hide in her cage right?

Remember to report such people to your local police and/or adventuring party.

Thank you.

>This message was paid for by the Happy Servant Conglomerate of Monster Girl City

>> No.14505845

>>14505841
There is literally nothing wrong with trafficking shotas to the onee-sabbath,

>> No.14505849

>>14505845
>>14505845
Only so long as you have a license and are following proper slave care.

>> No.14505857

>>14505838
What you wanna fuck me? Das gay mayn.

>>14505840
Don't horses have shitty turning circles? Just play a game of chicken with your dick on the line. And what's she gonna do, frustratedly grind her horsepussy against you? You'd be too busy laughing to get hard, then you could slip a fuckin' tree trunk in there and she'd be so distracted you could just wander off.

>> No.14505870
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Otter-mode girls when?

>> No.14505880

>>14505870
Otter-mode is a term used to describe male body types, you know.

Thanks for making me imagine a tanned alp stepping out of the pool and flashing me a cheeky smile, the water making her lithe body glisten in the sun, droplets racing down her tight tummy to her bikini, confusing me as to what moisture came from the pool and what came from her...

>> No.14505881

>>14505880
I want that Alp

>> No.14505882

>>14505841
But how am I supposed to get a cheap Jinko if I report the seller?

>> No.14505884

>>14505880
I-I need an adult.

>> No.14505885

>>14505881
Too bad, she's in my imagination and you can't have her.

>> No.14505888

>>14505884
She is an adult

>> No.14505895
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>>14505880
Then what do you call the female equivalent?

>> No.14505901

>>14505885
What if I take her from you

I want that Alp to do lewd things to me

>> No.14505903
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I'm going to bed, by morning I want to see pictures of Spider Girls.

>> No.14505915

>>14505895
Slim, athletic, boyish, I doubt they have a slang equivalent but any word that can describe a girl as being fit but not being overly muscled will do.

>>14505901
I'm prepared to defend my imagination. Don't make me wave my hand and shoot mindbullets at you.

>> No.14505919
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>>14505903
Too bad, you get pictures of multi arms.

>> No.14505921
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>>14505903
I got a picture of that menace. That wall crawling misfit. That webhead!

>> No.14505922

>>14505915
There's a defence for everything. Even mindbullets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cp2Z712XtY

>> No.14505924

>>14505921
That Spidergirl is a menace to society!

But she's so cute!

>> No.14505925

>>14505915
Please, I can Sheev spin. I'm taking that Alp, even if I have to use the Force.

>> No.14505928

>>14505921
Oh god, blushing Rach is utterly adorable.

>> No.14505929
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>>14505903
Is this good enough?

>> No.14505932

>>14504890
She's going to get piled on by Kobolds and she's going to like it.

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>>14505929
>Best girl.

But that's not Fuku Fire.

>> No.14505936

>>14505932
Werewolves are scary, they aren't domesticated like Kobolds are.

They might go too far, and sexually ravage a man against his will, out of instinct!

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>>14504996
>>14504987
>>14505002
I remember when my Gazer folder was empty aside from one or two pictures. If you keep going like this you're sure to make Gazer the MG with the most art out there.

and I don't mind that at all.

>> No.14505942
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>>14505903
We live in a magnificent time.
http://i.imgur.com/X3MIKfI.gifv

>> No.14505945

>>14505922
>>14505925
Please, you people are making me desperate. I can't stand the thought of losing her, losing the thought of her firm alpple bottom stealthily, painfully, slowly rubbing against my erection in a hot tub of some rich MG's housewarming party, me keeping my face from expressing what I'm really feeling until I finally orgasm, nobody the wiser that I just released my seed in there

or until I can't take it anymore and drag her into a bathroom to fuck her senseless in case that last detail was too offensive, I understand if you want the hot tub to be sanitary

>> No.14505946

>>14505942
Hey, I think I recognize that spider species.

>> No.14505958

>>14505940
Oh lord my sides

>> No.14505961
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>>14505958
But wait, there's more.

>> No.14505964

>>14505940
That jagged knife is making my inner /ck/ cringe.

>> No.14505965

>>14505942
I have a powerful urge to have an Arachne as a homestay now.

>> No.14505968

>>14505942
I just want the full version of the game to come out so the cat girl gets lewd scenes.

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>>14505942

>> No.14505972

>>14505922
>This video contains content from NBC Universal, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
>post time: 34 minutes ago
Jesus.

>> No.14505979

>>14505972
Use a proxy to watch it. Anything that makes Youtube think you're not in the US or Canada should work.

>> No.14505980
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>>14503653
Shit, I'm late aren't I?

Vampire biting her husband from behind while giving him a hug.

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>>14505940
I wouldn't go that far, but maybe it'll happen eventually.
Thanks

>> No.14506075

I want to make sweet, gentle love to my dire Hellhound wife who is incapacitated but also overwhelmed by hormones due to being in the advanced stages of pregnancy.

>> No.14506082
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>>14505919
Why are multi arms so perfect?

>> No.14506084

>>14506075
Do dog-girls who can't stop screwing their husbands when they're supposed to be on bed-rest get put in the cone of shame? What does a monsterdog cone of shame look like?

>> No.14506086

>>14506075
>Dire hellhound
>Pregnancy hormones
>Mood swings and outbursts

And this event will go down in history as the dreaded Second Impact.

>> No.14506087

>>14506082
Because they can hold your cheeks/shoulders for kisses, hug you, and pull on your hips for extra leverage, all at the same time

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>>14506082
>More arms to hug you with
>Full body massages
>Can tease every sensitive part of your body at once
>Great in the kitchen and are able to prepare many meals at once
And much more, multi arms are love.

>> No.14506121

>>14506096
Holy fuck do I wanna tickle the shit out of that middle armpit.

>> No.14506124

>>14506121
Are you prepared to face the consequences.

>> No.14506132

>>14506124
There will be none. One hand tickling her armpit, one hand on the tip of her tail, and my lips around her pointy sensitive ears. I'll leave her a mess and continue adventuring, returning after I've looted the place with some cheezy line like "I came to take ALL the treasure."

>> No.14506148

>>14503653
Shota butler and loli vampire

>> No.14506153

>>14506121
She's going to tickle you with all of her arms in return.

>> No.14506155

>>14506153
If she can find my weakspots, she's getting a husband in return.

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>>14506096
>Multi arms are love
Indeed they are.

>> No.14506174

>Girtablilu with four arms
>Uses two recurve bow simultaneously, demon silver arrows dipped in aphrodisiac
>Hunting you amidst the dunes
How raped are you?

>> No.14506193

>>14506174
Not even raped.

>> No.14506197

>>14506193
Hearing your words kindled a fire in her huntress heart, and she trained on a mountain for months to become so good at archery that she could shoot the very concept of consent itself. Twice.

Now how raped are you?

>> No.14506199

>>14506174
I'm not raped at all, because I got good with Gabby!

Are you a weak human boy? Do you have your heart set on a special someone? Don't settle for the first rapist to corner you, come on down to Gabriella's Gym and Get Good with Gabby!™ Be a man and save your body for the one you really want!

Would you a nearly expired christmas cake lizard who started a gym to teach boys to defend themselves after every guy she was interested in when she was younger was forcibly husbandoed by someone else?

>> No.14506206

>>14506197
Not even raped, because there are no fucking deserts in more than one thousand kilometers near me

>> No.14506207

>>14506206
>Deserts
When did I say this? She just dumped a fuck tonne of sand around your house late oen night to set the stage. She has a lot of free time. Not many people like her four arms, but she thinks they're realy cool because she can do things twice as well as her sisters.

>> No.14506218

>>14506207
Then I'm just going to call the police, because trying to shoot people with 2 bows is a fucking assault

>> No.14506225

>>14506218
Your means of communication with the outside world has already been cut, you are utterly isolated in the truest sense except for her presence, lurking, the only sign of her passing, a stir in the sand and the sometimes-glint of sun off the tip of her arrows

>> No.14506229

>>14506225
>implying she can cut me off communication when I live nearly in the center of the city

>> No.14506240

>>14506229
She drugged you in your sleep and transported you to a location at first glimpses completely identical, but upon inspection, the backdrop is an illusion, your home merely a well constructed forgery. She did this completely unnoticed, no one will miss or look for you. She even got her doppelganger buddy to play your part.

>> No.14506253

>>14506240
>she drugged me in my sleep
Yeah,like she would be able to get past 2 metal doors without me waking up

>> No.14506254

>>14506174
Can't rape the willing.
I would welcome her advances with open arms.

>> No.14506269

>>14506254
>>14506197

>>14506253
If you were so uninterested in playing along why bother replying?

>> No.14506276

>>14506269
To show my iron, unbending will

>> No.14506277

I want to trick my Titania onee-san into raping me, then guilt her into taking responsibility.

>> No.14506281

>>14506269
Well shit. On a scale from "not raped" to "waltzed into Deruella's castle unarmed and unarmored", I'd be as raped as a virgin running around with a "fuck me" sign.
She would take responsibility at the very least, right?

>> No.14506284

>>14506276
Sort of juvenile, isn't it? Turns into a whole, 'nuh uh, i'm invincible,' 'nuh uh, I have an anti-invincibility bullet' 'nuh uh, I am invincible against anti-invincibility bullets' affair, really, doesn't it? Why not just not engage in things you don't like?

>>14506281
>She would take responsibility at the very least, right?
The most responsibility. She's got like, two extra arms, so that's like, two extra arms worth of responsibility that any normal mg could take.

>> No.14506287

>>14506277
Titanias are too gentle for raping.

>> No.14506290

>>14506287
Then obviously he should trick himself into raping her.

>> No.14506291

>>14506290
Titanias are too gentle to be raped!

>> No.14506298

>>14506291
That's exactly why they should be!

>> No.14506303

>>14506298
No! Titanias are for tender loving!

>> No.14506310

>>14506303
No! Raped into a mating press and held in the same position for an hour!

>> No.14506322

>>14506284
>turns into the whole "nuh uh, i'm invincible"
Well, that was my goal

>> No.14506324

>>14506310
Tender loving mating press with no rape involved!

>> No.14506331

>>14506322
Well... congratulations I suppose. Little victories and all that.

>> No.14506343

>>14506284
The second that she's finished having her way with me, I'll turn around and declare my love for her. She sounds perfect.

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>>14506324
Raped in the dark, dragged under the covers, hands forcefully grasped with fingers interlocked with the sole intent of making rapebabies!

>> No.14506349

>>14506344
Nigga you sure that's rape?

>> No.14506355

>>14506349
It's really the only word fit do decribe such degenerate and indecent debauchery.

>> No.14506356

>>14506349
Forced handholding is pretty rapey.

>> No.14506360

>>14506355
>>14506356
Wait so my waifu has been raping me all this time!?

>> No.14506367

>>14506287
That's why I have to trick her into it

>>14506349
Of course it is. It has to be rape, so I can tell her she has to marry me or the police will come

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>>14506360
yes

>> No.14506375

>>14506360
You didn't notice because the matriarchy has so instilled the rape culture into you that you can't even recognize you're being raped!

Okay, that one made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. Sorry.

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>>14506369
>>14506375
I'm still fine with it

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>> No.14506429

>>14506174
>Girtablilu with multiple arms
>Not just using a Rakshasa, an actual Hindu demon

>> No.14506434
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14506434

I want to go FISHING with a Harpy!

>> No.14506443

>>14506429
Well I did care more for the Girtablilu more than I did the multi arm aspect.

>> No.14506444

>>14503278
D'awww.

>> No.14506452

>>14503278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7fNPiNiNc

>> No.14506453

Anyone got the greentext of the anon captured by an amazon that starts off hostile but ends up a happy househusband? Wasn't long at all, like 8-10 lines.

>> No.14506461

>>14506453
Don't have it but I'm also interested.

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>> No.14506507

>>14505297
I really like hellhounds but those paws and claws look pretty troublesome to handle everyday life with.

>> No.14506538

>>14506453
>>14506461
She'll heal his heart from tsundere to deredere
>Fuck you, you musclebound cunt, I'll kill you! Get away!
>Don't ruffle my hair! I hate it!
>Fine, I guess you're alright at sex, but you're only good for your pussy, whore
>Learn how to cook? Why? Can't you do it? Huh. I guess it is part of being an adult. I'll try it, but only for myself.
>You think I'm improving at cooking? Well thanks, nobody has ever said anything like that to me before.
>Stop touching me! C-Cute!? I'm not cute, f-fuck you!
>Man, you're really warm, and your muscles actually feel sorta nice. Eh, we can cuddle in bed for a few more minutes.
>You're pregnant! Oh fuck, I'm not raising a kid! I can't raise a kid! I would just be an awful father...
>That's my daughter? She's...adorable. No, I'm not crying, shut up!
>Hi Dear, the stew is almost done, and the kids are at a friend's house. Do you want to pass the time somehow?

Guaranteed to trigger the fuck out of insecure tough guys.

>> No.14506546

>>14506538
Not really because I already know the thread's predominant vocal majority are retards that can't accept any tastes outside their own.

>> No.14506554
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14506554

A new letter of introduction has arrived

Name: Kuune
Species: Cockatrice
An extraspecies comprised of elements of birds and lizards. Every so often they shed their skin like a lizard, however they also possess the airheadedness of harpies. "Let's help her when it's time for her shedding!"

Few hours late tonight, but who cares. Yet another birdbrained girl, the idiot-moe wears thin on me. Once again, monday's the day.

>> No.14506556

>>14506546
What is the point of this post?

>> No.14506557

>>14506538
Good thing mamboohana makes it so that MGs always find ideal partners so this literally never happens.

>> No.14506560

>>14506538
>trigger
>insecure
This better be post-modern satire.

>> No.14506561

>>14506557
It does because maledomfags are just subs in denial, they just want a strong MG to strip away their outer tough guy armour.

>> No.14506563

>>14506560
Not him but I'm quite sure anyone using those words here is using them ironically. At least trigger, anyway.

>> No.14506564

>>14506561
>People who don't like what I like are just in denial
I'd be annoyed if I wasn't sure this was bait.

>> No.14506567

>>14506563
I guess, but then again this IS the internet, so who knows?.

>> No.14506573

>>14506561
False flag more

>> No.14506575

>>14506554
>It's cute because she's useless! Just how I wish real women were!
I'm surprised KC even has his pro-monster bent, really.

>> No.14506588

>>14506575
What?

>> No.14506598

>>14506588
referring to the whole retard-moe trend, and the motivations I suspect to be behind it.

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Merry pre-Xmas Fellow Mofufags!

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>>14506606

>> No.14506617
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>>14506563

I get triggered by people getting triggered.

>> No.14506618

>>14506556
Because it's extraordinarily easy to bait you retards into getting angry over literally anything.

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>>14506606

Yeah buddy, you too.

>> No.14506638

>>14506618
>you retards
Yes, not you, you're awesome and cool.

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>>14506638

>> No.14506652

I want to cuddle a Mad Hatter.

>> No.14506660
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>>14506640

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>> No.14506688

I want to see the look on a fat Monster Girl's face when i confess my love to her!

>> No.14506691

>>14506617
Your post-modern triggering triggers me.

>> No.14506693

>>14506688

her chins jiggle with happiness

>> No.14506730

>>14506652
you can't!
i-i mean you complete me, anon.
but in a platonic way! so it isn't gay, alright?

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>> No.14506770

>>14506761
I like Dragons!

>> No.14506777
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>> No.14506779
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>>14506683
Best Fate

>> No.14506780

>>14506779
But that's not evil witch.

>> No.14506784
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14506784

I want to monkey around with a Kakuen!

>> No.14506793

I'm gonna go cave spelunking and hope to find a Wurm or two

>> No.14506802

>>14506793
https://youtu.be/mrtQCV1Gcm0?t=93

>> No.14506812

I want to love executioner-chan, but I am afraid.
>I-it's not like I WANT to decapitate you or anything!
>CHOP
>SWING
>H-hey! Sit still!

>> No.14506815

What does a Gazer use her eyes for?
What does a Medusa use her snakes for?
What does a Pharaoh use her snake for?
What does a Jabberwock use her mouths for?
What does a Parasite Slime use its host for?

>> No.14506823

>>14506815
Now when they told you in school that there is no such thing as a stupid question, they lied.

Those are stupid questions, anon. STUPID.

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>>14506815
Her eyes are for hugging, casting spells, and wearing tiny hats

>> No.14506827

>>14506815
Those parts are there because they were useful when they were actual monsters.

>> No.14506832

>>14506815
>/mgt/ has two waifufags
>One is a girl with tentacle eyes
>The other is a girl with tentacle mouths
It's too much of a coincidence, it had to be planned or something.

Unrelated, would a Pharaoh's snake watch you have sex with its Pharaoh?

>> No.14506834

>>14506826
I want to stick one of those eye-rods up her butt

>> No.14506836

>>14506832
I'm pretty sure he/they just like those two monstergirls. No one ACTUALLY has a waifu.

>> No.14506837

>>14506834
no

>> No.14506838

>>14506815
>What does a Gazer use her eyes for?
Gazing.
>What does a Medusa use her snakes for?
She talks to them when she gets lonely.
>What does a Pharaoh use her snake for?
Pretending it's an Apophis to help her get over her crippling fear of being removed from the throne.
>What does a Jabberwock use her mouths for?
Depending on how you interpret the profile they actually suck dicks with them.
>What does a Parasite Slime use its host for?
They use them as a host.

>> No.14506842

>>14506836
I have a waifu. She's not a monstergirl though.

>> No.14506843

>>14506836
Anon, you don't spend thousands of dollars on a brown dragon if they're not a waifu.

>> No.14506845

>>14506836
>I'm pretty sure he/they just like those two monstergirls. No one ACTUALLY has a waifu.
Have I got some bad news for you Anon.

>> No.14506846

>>14506832
Don't forget Miiafag. Shine on you crazy bastard.

>> No.14506848

>>14506842
Same here.

>> No.14506851

>>14506660
Gazer is going to get stinky and smelly again with her eating habits!

>> No.14506854
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>>14506815
>What does a Pharaoh use her snake for?
I thought one of KC's asks answered this at some point, because ever since then I started thinking that the cobra could shapeshift into various things that a Pharaoh could use.
Like a staff.
Or a sword.
Or a bo staff.

>> No.14506856

>>14506854
Could it shapeshift into a bed so she could have comfortable sex anywhere?

>> No.14506858

>>14506856
I'd think anything past the scope of their own body mass would be beyond them.

>> No.14506862

>>14506858
How about a body pillow with a cute boy on it?

>> No.14506867

>>14506836
>No one ACTUALLY has a waifu.
Anon when you spend thousands on them to build a daki pit, or obsessively get as much art as you possibly can, I think we can safely say that they've surpassed the point of "just really likes"

>> No.14506882

>>14506867

I may be a(n) ________________ but at least it's better than being a(n) _____________.

>> No.14506886

>>14505942
>>14505970
How can one man be so based?

>> No.14506903

>>14505942
I'm happy its an orbweaver arachne.

>> No.14506921

>>14506854
>I thought one of KC's asks answered this at some point

he did
Question 4: The Pharaoh has a pet snake in her picture, is the snake special?
"It is a kind of "Mamono(demon) Realm Beasts", told in the Monster World Guide II. Though they have large body, they are calm and smart creatures. By using the mana of the Pharaoh, they can be the weapon of their masters, and support their use of magic."

>> No.14506924
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14506924

What a cutie

>> No.14506928

>>14506924
Put your fucking skirt down, nobody wants to see that thing.

>> No.14506936

>>14506614
You got the uncensored? Iqdb and SauceNao didn't pick it up.

>> No.14506938

>Deadline morning 21 day ... the last moment of the day has begun ...
So looks like he has to finish the doujin today. He better not kill himself trying to fit it in before the deadline.
>>14506924
What a fat tail.

>> No.14506946

>>14506938
Boys like big thick spade tails

>> No.14506954
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14506954

What a wonderful Wurm.

>> No.14506958

>>14506954
10/10 best wurm

>> No.14506962

>>14506954
Too bad about that face

>> No.14506963

>>14505942
>>14505970
That is a fucking scary as hell looking spider body. And this is coming from a guy who would fuck/love the shit out of a spider girl.

>> No.14506967

>>14506954
Wurm back dat ass up.

>>14506962
I don't even see where it's that bad. His faces have improved a lot.

>> No.14506968

>>14506954
Nice butt and sideboob.
Face looks alright.

>> No.14506972

>>14506962
I don't really find anything wrong with the face, his noses look a lot better than they used to and he's been working on the other issues he had.

>> No.14506987

>>14506946
The thicker the spade tail, the easier it is to tease it, and the better it is for wrapping around you during hugs and cuddling.

>> No.14506993

>>14506962
Something has always seemed mostly off about the mouths for me when it came to not being too keen on the faces.

Damned if I could actually explain what though. Which bothers me more than anything.

>> No.14506997

>>14506993
Maybe just a personal preference?

>> No.14507010

>>14506962
Actually, it has gotten a lot better.

>> No.14507011

>>14506954
My, how scaly you look today.

Vanilla Dragon when?

>> No.14507017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwBKjK7Xik0

>TFW you will never embarass a Ren Xiangmao, Jinko, or Hinezumi with this song

>> No.14507030

>>14506954
Why can't any monstergirl drawing artists from tumblr draw good face/noses?

>> No.14507035

>>14506954
Why do thigh-gap lamia-types bother me so much? I just can't seem to properly appreciate a butt on these snakey-MGs

>> No.14507038

>>14506997
Thinking on it a bit, probably.
Which is fine. Not like everyone has to like or dislike the same thing(s), and its obvious of the effort he puts into his images.

>> No.14507048

>>14506802
How would South Park tackle the issue of Monster Girls?

>> No.14507049

>>14507048
A 30 second scene showing the disagreement with furries while also making a snarky comparison.

>> No.14507054

>>14507048
with memes

>> No.14507058

>>14506987
How thick is too thick a tail?

>> No.14507060

>>14507048
cartman getting the wrong kind of attention. and stans dad turning into some alp.

then kenny getting suffocated by tits.

>> No.14507065
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14507065

Which one of you greasy fucks is running around on SS13 dressed as a paladin talking about monstergirls?

>> No.14507069

>>14507065
Never played it before.

>> No.14507078
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14507078

>>14507065

>> No.14507096

>>14507065
SS13 is basically 4chan: the game, since it caters to the building nerds (minecraft, etc), roleplayers (MMMORPG and /tg/ guys) and the anonymous nature of players (randomized names between rounds).

I'm actually surprised it's not a 4chan dominated game.

>> No.14507097

>>14506954
A wild Wurm! Don't make any sudden movements, with any luck it won't see us.

>> No.14507100

>>14507097
But they base their sight on doki doki!

>> No.14507101

>>14507097
Can Wurms only see moving things?

>> No.14507108

>>14507101
It's my theory they just don't have very good eyesight, being burrowers and living underground and such.

>> No.14507113

>>14507108
I suppose that makes sense.

>> No.14507119
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>>14507113
Yep, with things like pygmy Sahuagin that can husbando a man in 10 seconds to great, lumbering Bear Girls who stand up to 8 feet tall, it's important to be prepared and how to survive in a Monster Girl wilderness.

There's a lot of dangers out there.

>> No.14507124

>>14507119
Always carry a flashbang and a cyanide pill, got it.

>> No.14507140

>>14507124
Don't forget to upgrade your pocket sand to pocket glass powder when you leave city limits.

>> No.14507146

>>14507140
Don't I need a permit for that? That's some high caliber stuff.

>> No.14507150
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14507150

I'm opening my Sleep Therapy Center in HPK anon, want to come by The Steppes for the grand opening ribbon ceremony and be our first patient?

Free of charge of course.

>> No.14507151

>>14507146
Well the regular sand doesn't do anything to Ushi-Oni.

They won't even blink, they're crazy.

>> No.14507153

>>14507146
Only within city limits.
You know, to keep the children safe.

>> No.14507156

>>14507153
Always with the children. I have rights, damnit.

>> No.14507157

>>14507124
>not wanting to spend all winter in a grizzly's den having Polynesian sex after stuffing yourself with nuts, berries, and honey.
You sound like a gay, to be honest, blood.

>> No.14507158

>>14507151
Even so, try to remember some of the basics of SandQC.

>> No.14507160

>>14507157
You may be smarter than the average bear, but I see through your clever ruse.

>> No.14507165

>>14507156
Last week some poor hellhound pup got glassed when a human boy's exPaladin grandfather armed and convinced him she was the one who gave him cooties.

Remember, before they turn in to monsters they're loving daughterus.

>> No.14507166

>>14507157
You mean like a forest bride? That's nice I guess, but if you need to get back to work the next weekend it can put a dent in your plans.

Maybe if you just tell her, she'll understand.

>> No.14507172

>>14507165
Yeah, modern MGs are adjusting to society, and are learning to suppress their instincts.

But the ones in the wild haven't made much contact with civilization, they're just like the Monster Girls of the distant past that preyed on travelers and adventurers.

>> No.14507177

>>14507165
...But they do give you cooties.

>> No.14507180
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14507180

How big can a Wyvern get?

>> No.14507181

>>14507172
We don't replace the glass powder with pocket surstromming until we leave the mapped borders.

>>14507177
I bet you have a warhammer hidden under your bed and secretly hope someone tries to break in so you can try and bash them with it.

>> No.14507182
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14507182

BIG
BUSHY
EYEBROWS

>> No.14507185

>>14507182
I want to make fun of her eyebrows so someone else can comfort her and pay me the next day!

>> No.14507186

>>14507150
If by ribbon cutting ceremony you mean taking the virginity of a centaur then yes.

>> No.14507187

>>14507181
What I hide under my bed is hardly your business. I'm just trying to live my life, and not get cooties from weird monster things.

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>>14507182

>> No.14507205

>>14507187
Cooties are a myth. Just like Sasquatch girls, Al Gore, non microshirohebi pods and the people who actually gave Nessy $3.50

>> No.14507214

>>14507205
Your words fall on deaf ears, Lord of Lies.

>> No.14507249

>>14507182
>>14507200
I want to give an Oni with big bushy eyebrows headpats even though she's a couple feet taller than me.

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>>14507214
>Mentioning the title of Tzeentch

>> No.14507316

>>14507262
Paladins really are the best

>> No.14507351
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14507351

Today is delightfully slow.

>> No.14507366
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14507366

>>14507351

>> No.14507368

I want a Cait Sith just to keep as a pet. To pet her, and cuddle her close on cold nights for maximum comfy. I'd give her plenty of Hathor Milk so she'd make a great lap cat and cuddler too.

>> No.14507393
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14507393

>>14507366
Black sclera is a delightful addition to any monstergirl.

>> No.14507409
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14507409

>>14507351
>>14507366
Titty Demons!

>> No.14507418

>>14506954
Nice, we need more Wurm art.

>> No.14507419

>>14507351
Praise Kloah, Prophet of the Breasts

>> No.14507421

>>14507351
Kloah a shit.

>> No.14507428
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14507428

>>14507419
>>14507421

>> No.14507433

>>14507393
>Echidna has fraternal twins
>A little bit of genetic blending managed to happen
>The result is a Kikimora with one eye having black sclera, and one normal eye
>Her Demon sister came out fine
>Everyone used to tease the Kikimora while she was growing up and she ended up starting to wear an eyepatch over her black eye
>She eventually finds a master, and he gives her the confidence to no longer hide her eye
>Neighborhood kids think she looks cool, and she's secretly really happy about it

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14507436

>>14507393

I think you're onto something here.

>> No.14507441

>>14507433
At least she has an excuse to be chuuni.

>> No.14507463

>>14507180
My guess is that they grow with age. So, theoretically speaking, pretty damn big.

>> No.14507552
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14507552

>>14507351
There's nothing to write or talk about that wouldn't fluster fannies.

>> No.14507568
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>>14507552
Bollocks, you understand just how under the radar you are don't you?

>> No.14507583

>>14507463
>Biggest Wyvern is 9' with a wingspan of 36 feet
>All the cuddles

>> No.14507598

>>14507583
Still no claws to hug you with.

>> No.14507599

>>14507351
Jesus christ...

>> No.14507603

>>14507598
Wing cocoon > Claws

>> No.14507604

>>14507568
Are there any oppai loli stories? Cause there should be.

>> No.14507606

>>14507603
Dragons and Jabberwocks have both though. Actually a lot of Monster Girls have Wings and Claws/Hands/Etc.

>> No.14507611

>>14507568
Do tell

>> No.14507612
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>>14507604
http://pastebin.com/hJ6CshkF
http://pastebin.com/53XsHDFJ
http://pastebin.com/B0H2XaZk (the oppai loli in this one doesn't appear until MUCH later)

>> No.14507613

>>14507463
Now that I think about it, pretty much any mg with scales or exoskeleton-type stuff would be able to grow with age.

>> No.14507647

>>14507611
Only you'd know.

>> No.14507658

>>14507647
Which is precisely why I don't care what people in here would think about a story I write outside of a passing remark last night when you all thought an Anon was Bob

>> No.14507667
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14507667

Tell me all the reasons why Scyllas are the best MGs

>> No.14507668
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14507668

>>14507658
>a story I write
You've only been writing greentext stories for the past few weeks you big baby.

>> No.14507680

>>14507667
Cuddle bugs that can give a yeti a run for their money.

>> No.14507703

>>14507680
Don't say that Yeti's take that as a personal challenge.

>> No.14507711

>>14507667
>huntress that can actually ambush their lovers from cracks in the rock; doesn't need to pull that pussy Kraken shit of disrupting entire shipping lines just cause she wants to get her cootchie plunged
>and even when she's playing more lame, all she does is save you from being cȗcked by a flat-ass Charybdis gang-bang whore
>that ass tho
>her tentacles work like an octopus, allowing her to use her suction cups as taste buds so you can suckle on her tentacles and not be called a faggot: you're just frenching her
>rubbery and flexible body ensures that you get yourself an expanded list of sex positions that would make the Kama Sutra look like cliff notes
>that ass tho
>she pretends that she's a bad-ass hunter and that you're just another catch to her, but heaven help her if she ever loses a treasure like you
>that ass tho
>oily tentacle massages to help you drift off to sleep at night while you listen to the waves breaking on the beach
>LOOK AT HER BOOTY. OH SWEET JESUS.

>> No.14507713

>>14507060
You forgot the part where Kenny get's captured by some yan will o wisp.

>> No.14507714

>>14507667
They aren't, tentacle bitches are shit.

>> No.14507718

>>14507703
I wouldn't mind being on the receiving end of that challenge.

>> No.14507719

We need Dragon Knight girls who protect and love their Prince

>> No.14507720
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14507720

>>14507680
>Cuddle bugs
I want to get buried in a Khepri cuddle pile!

>> No.14507728

>>14507719
No we don't.

>> No.14507750
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14507750

It's quiet and silent now! This is the perfect time!

Shoggoth's are terrible maids! They can't even clean properly!

Kikimora's are the best MG around! headpat them more often!

>> No.14507755

>>14507750
Truth.

>> No.14507767

>>14507750
Roomba.

>> No.14507787

>>14507750
No real maid lover would put one down over another. Both Kikis and Shoggoths are olev because their hearts are built on serving you and you alone.

Wonder how Khepris would stack up in the equation...

>> No.14507788 [SPOILER] 
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14507788

>>14507750
they're nice.

>> No.14507796
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14507796

>>14507767

>> No.14507800
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>>14507711
Truly wonderful.

>> No.14507802

>>14507720
Khepris are love.
They truly are the best cuddle bugs.

>> No.14507819 [SPOILER] 
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14507819

War! Yes, War has erupted among the Super Powers!

The Undead Pussy Kingdom Whordes are invading adjacent kingdoms in an effort to obtain more territory, a clear violation of the previous peace treaties negotiated after the first war.

With the Wan Pussy Regime and Snake Pussy Territories under attack, Military Super Power Horse Pussy Kingdom has rallied it's forces and joined them to push back their old undead enemies!

With Swed--I mean Dragon Pussy Kingdom remaining cowa---"neutral" in the affair, you leave the village to lend your aid to the battling adjacent nations!

But who to join?

Will you join the Horse Pussy Kingdom forces and help push back the invaders?

Will you join the Undead Pussy Kingdom Horse and help secure new territories?

Or will you join a unnamed neutral 3rd party that has nothing to do with either wars that may or may not be pic related?

>> No.14507820
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14507820

>>14507750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

>> No.14507823

>>14507668
You're not cute when you're being a bitch, Stalker-chan.

>> No.14507825

>>14507823
You aren't either.

>> No.14507829

>>14507819
Good god I fucking hate Horse Pussy Kingdom.

>> No.14507830
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14507830

>>14507825
Touché

>> No.14507836

>>14507728
Yes we do, why not?

>> No.14507840

>>14507802
They are niggers who harass the resident Dark Matter.

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14507849

>>14507668
>Actually saving that

>> No.14507854

I want to gag my Kobold waifu and tie her to the bed so me and my Kobold daughteru can play with and suckle her breasts!

>> No.14507856

>>14507750
If shoggoths are so terrible, how come they can create their own utensils?
KIKIS: 0
SHOGS: 1

>> No.14507865

>>14507856
>shog utensils are slimy and lewd when you just want to enjoy your meal like a normal fucking human
KIKIS: 0
SHOGS: -1

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>>14507854

>> No.14507879

>>14507865
Kiki's can't morph their body into other things, a convenient cleaning tool to say the least.
>KIKIS: -1
>SHOGS: -1

>> No.14507880

>>14507873
I'm not sure of what you're trying to say here anon.

>> No.14507885

>>14507880
Write about it already you cocktease.

>> No.14507887

>>14507879
Kikis are soft and fluffy and great for cuddling when you're lonely. Shogs are not.
KIKIS: 0
SHOGS: -1

>> No.14507907
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14507907

Both Shitkis and Shogcocks are inferior derivatives of the superior Nureonago.

>> No.14507910

>>14507907
Spiders are shit tier wives.

>> No.14507912

>>14507907
>comparing a nice clean Kiki to a dirty nasty slime who isn't even a maid
Please go.

>> No.14507914

What kind of Monster Girl dakis are out there? What ones would you like to see in the future?

>> No.14507915

>>14507887
Shog's can be queen slimes
KIKIS:0
SHOGS:999

>> No.14507917
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14507917

>>14507887
Shogs can probably make themselves soft and fluffy if they pleased.

>> No.14507922

>>14507910
Oh wait I'm thinking of a different monster, ah well. Slimes are pretty bad too.

>> No.14507927

>>14507915
>wanting a queen slime
What are you, a faggot?

>> No.14507928
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14507928

>>14507907
>Insulting a Shoggoth by inferring they're inferior to both Kikimora and Mochi Slime

>> No.14507931

>>14507873
>You'll never be Kazuma Kiryu in the MGE universe
What monster girl would be worthy of this God of a man?

>> No.14507942

>>14507931
Ryu. A goddess herself.

>> No.14507943
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Ded Thread

Pick a girl then post how you'd make passionate love to her

>> No.14507944
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14507944

>>14507931
Hinezumi cop.

>> No.14507945

>>14507927
>Not wanting a whole empire of maid harems complete with knight maids, wizard maids, archer maids and merchant maids.
No anon, you are the faggot

>> No.14507949

>>14507943
Always Snibakos Wock.

>> No.14507956
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>>14507914
A Yeti daki would be the perfect daki

>> No.14507961
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>>14507944
What about a corrupt Manticore cop, who's paid to look the other way for a shota smuggling crime syndicate?

>> No.14507962

>>14507944
Too low tier to handle Kazuma. He'd make her cum just by looking at her.

>> No.14507969

I want to meet a southern belle Holst.

With drill hair.

>> No.14507972

>>14507969
I want to drill a southern bell Holst.

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>> No.14507979

>>14507943
gib crow
i wanna smell her

>> No.14507984

>>14507972
Well that too.

>> No.14507987

>>14507944
>Hinezumi Cop sees Triad Ren Xiangmao
>She's a panda, You're a panda
>What're you going to do? Sit on me
>HFW she 'sits' on her face

>> No.14507988

>>14507978
ya got me

>> No.14507991

>>14507978
OH FUCK.

>> No.14507992

>>14507978

jokes on you i've been cooking and drinking all day

>> No.14508006

>>14507943
Troll. We are gonna do the kinkiest incest roleplay.

>> No.14508020

>You'll never be bullied by your Monster Onee-san and her friends.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDR04lo5Z0k&t=4m17s

>> No.14508030
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>>14508020
I'd probably cry like a bitch and make her feel bad.

>> No.14508038

>>14507978
Spidercow are the worst, prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't.

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>>14508038

>> No.14508047

>>14508006
>Roleplay
But Anon, she thinks it's real

>> No.14508051
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>>14508038
She just wants to protect you.

>> No.14508055

>>14508030
>be 10
>get bullied by 16 yr old ushi-oni nee chan and friends
>prank goes too far
>cry like a faggot
>nee chan is silent
>nee chan kicks everyone out
>nee chan proceeds to cuddle you gently, humming song and stroking you head
>12 years later
>she still does that when you have a problem and you go to her

>> No.14508056

>>14508051
I'm not sure if protection is the right word for that picture.

It looks more like a child who has an ice cream.

>> No.14508061

>>14508047
Even better. Shes gonna get milked and called mommy until the cows come home.

>> No.14508063

>>14508044
>>14508051
Rape machines are shit.

>> No.14508066

>>14507802
Rivaled only by Mantis'.

>> No.14508077

>>14508066
Mantis' are the absolute worst monster girl.

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>>14508063

>> No.14508091

>>14508055
Aww shucks.

>> No.14508094

>>14508083
Woah, calm down there, I'm just delivering the mail.

>> No.14508097

>>14508077
You're right though. They're the worst, how have I never seen this before?
Now I want to catch a wild Mantis and show her how I despise her species by forced feet rub!

>> No.14508104

>>14508083
I refuse to believe shitty threadcanon. Ushi Oni are violent monsters just like every other rape machine monster girl and I would rather rip every single tooth out of my mouth one and one than have a rape machine for a wife.

>> No.14508115

>>14508104
calm down grumpy-kun

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>>14508104
Anon, you're not wrong.

>> No.14508118

>>14508104
>I would rather rip every single tooth out of my mouth
No you wouldn't.

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>>14508104
Shhh.

>> No.14508129

>>14508117
That's a big Ushi!

>> No.14508132

>>14508118
Yeah I would.

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