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It's cold out, so remember to keep your waifu warm.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14508433

It was so dark anons, I was scared.

>> No.14508438

Maids are olev

>> No.14508442

>>14508429
Wanna ____ that maus.
Gonna ____ that maus.

>> No.14508447

What a perfect post to end the last thread with.

>> No.14508448

>>14508442
[X] Tie up and spank
[X] Tie up and spank

>> No.14508451

>>14508442
headpat

>> No.14508454
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>>14508447
Indeed.

>> No.14508456

>>14508442
I want to mouth-feed her cheese and make her wear a latex catsuit!

>> No.14508464
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She's a monster, not your waifu!

>> No.14508470
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>>14508429
Bundle up your daughterus to play in the snow and give them hot cocoa when they come in

>> No.14508471

>>14508464
That's awfully rude of you.

>> No.14508473

>>14508442
Disregard

>> No.14508476

>>14508442
HEAT

>> No.14508478

>>14508442
sniff

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CAUTION: I guess you're allowed to click this time.

>> No.14508486

>>14508442
Make daughterus with.
Marry.

>> No.14508487

>>14508470
Man, Wendigo's look so comfy. It's kind of like they're a living body pillow, except even warmer, cuter and fluffier.

>> No.14508490
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>>14508470
Wendigos are cuuute little ravenous carnivores.

>> No.14508496

>>14508464
Yeah, you're probably right.

>> No.14508497

>>14508482
Like this, but with NBC gear.
https://youtu.be/8pRihxvk4YY

>> No.14508501

>>14508490
>that face is his best one

>> No.14508508

>>14508490
>that belly.

>> No.14508513

>>14508508
>not the birthing hips and thick thighs

>> No.14508515

>>14508454
Tig ol' lich bitties.

>> No.14508517

>>14508490
I want her to berate me for trying to pull out and then passionately leg lock me with those fuzzy inner thighs.

>> No.14508519

>>14508490
I wanna violate that awawawa

>> No.14508520

>>14508487
I often wonder how they attain their coats though.

>> No.14508524

It's such a shame that monstergirls are not well received in western media, or even well known at all for that matter, outside of things like Tolkien-esque hard fantasy settings.

I tried pitching a cartoon pilot to a few studios this past year for a series that would have featured a number of monstergirls as regular characters, but no one was interested. If it isn't the next MLP or SU, studios couldn't give less of a shit right now.

>> No.14508530

>>14508520
Built from animal furs and enchanted to become more warmer, comfier, and space-time bending.

>> No.14508531

>>14508524
This bait has qualities similar to a pasta.

>> No.14508534

>>14508524
This is hardly a bad thing, anon.

>> No.14508535

>>14508530
Makes sense.

>> No.14508536

>>14508524
>It's such a shame that monstergirls are not well received in western media
Yeah, so sad.

No

>> No.14508537

>>14508524
You're not being serious are you?

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CAUTION: I guess you're allowed to click this time.

>> No.14508541

>>14508490
>Little Wendigo daughteru gnawing on the dog's leg
>The dog looks bored
>"Sweetie, don't chew on the dog."
>She asks why
>"Because the dog's your friend, and you don't eat your friends. Besides, would you like it if the dog chewed on you?"
>She says no
>"That's what I thought. Now be a good girl and go wash up for dinner, mommy made deer tonight."
>"Okay!"
>She zooms off

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yoooooo

>> No.14508544

>>14508497
Meant for
>>14508539
Because anon fucked up.

>> No.14508546

>>14508542
Holy fuck, those thighs.

>> No.14508547
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I want to marry a harpy!

>> No.14508548

>>14508541
I'd love to try some deer stew.

>> No.14508550

>>14508547
I want to FUCK a harpy!

>> No.14508551
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>>14508547
I want to marry a tit harpy.

>> No.14508553
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>>14508541
>Wendigo waifu always makes meat for dinner
>The kids love it

>> No.14508554

>>14508539
There is literally nothing wrong with mushrooms.

>> No.14508557

>>14508542
Wights are shit.

>> No.14508560

>>14508557
Not as shit as your taste.

>> No.14508561
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>>14508541
A regular deer right?

...Right?

>> No.14508563

>>14508554
Nice try, but you're not convincing anyone.

>> No.14508564

>>14508561
ayy yo bay b sho me that sopping wet doe cunt

>> No.14508567

>>14508557
You wanna fight?

>> No.14508568

>>14508560
Wights are not worth suffering with a Zombie for.

>> No.14508569

>>14508561
That looks awful in all honesty.

>> No.14508573

>>14508542
アーサー王
アーサー王

>> No.14508576

>>14508490
Huh, that face is surprisingly good compared to his other faces

>> No.14508580
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>>14508524
There are mgs in western media
They are just not good

>> No.14508581

>>14508568
What makes you say that? I think they're lovely.

>> No.14508582

>>14508557
You're mom is okay. You on the other hand, are ugly as fuck. And you'll probably die alone, like the salty piece of shit you are.

>> No.14508586
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>>14508576
I'm generally fine with Barbs faces, so I dan't have any issue either way.

>> No.14508593

I keep disappointing my waifu. She's trying to help me become a better and more responsible person but it's difficult to change decades of bad habits.

Sorry for the blog post. I just want to make my waifu happy since she is always there for me whenever I need her

>> No.14508596

>>14508524
>I tried pitching a cartoon pilot to a few studios this past year for a series that would have featured a number of monstergirls as regular characters, but no one was interested. If it isn't the next MLP or SU, studios couldn't give less of a shit right now.
Tell us more, I'm interested.

>> No.14508597

>>14508568
Not all Wight's are start off as zombies though, and some zombies aren't even that bad.

>> No.14508600

>>14508551
Ditto. She is going to have to wear the full bridal lingerie outfit when she rides down the aisle on my dick.

>> No.14508601

>>14508586
>That Zombutt
You know, I'm starting to get used to the faces

>> No.14508607

>You will never teach a Mantis to smile using your dick

>> No.14508609

>>14508600
How's that supposed to work?

>> No.14508619

>>14508607

obfuscate this more for me, please

>> No.14508620

I want to be a Paladin who tries to destroy my fallen now-Succubus Teacher, and fail because she has the high ground and become wounded and crippled!

>> No.14508623

>>14508580
It's literally bratz but with Universal studio monsters.

>> No.14508624

>>14508609
Hmm, i guess it'd just end up being white lacy crotchless panties and a bra then. She's covered in fluffy stuff every where else.

>> No.14508632

name a reason why slit pupils aren't best pupils

>> No.14508634

>>14508632
Because heart pupils exist

>> No.14508635

>>14508632
They're best when there's a girl with black sclera.

>> No.14508637
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14508637

Khepri.
http://pastebin.com/ZMNYMFKC

>> No.14508644

Thanks alot you faggots. Thanks to your positivity, I managed to improve my knitting skills enough to make a quality scarf in the colors that my Chochin Obake grandmother likes.

Maybe it'll help her stop asking me why I haven't gotten a girlfriend when I'm in college.

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>>14508644
>in college
>graduate college
>graduate master's degree

i dun fucked up i think

>> No.14508648

>>14508619
http://exhentai.org/g/884733/fdbe4f52e5/

>> No.14508651

>>14508644
I'm proud of you, anon.

>> No.14508654

>>14508646
I want to be a teacher and teach a class of Monster Girl Highschoolers that abstinence is the way!

>> No.14508655

I want to make a monstergirl a single mother. Which one is best for that?

>> No.14508657

>>14508637
noice

>> No.14508658

>>14508619
>>14508648

I remember a doujin that was the opposite: girlfriend wanted to make her stone-faced boyfriend show expression through sex, but it turns out his expressive face was incredibly ugly, and she regretted it.

>> No.14508660

>>14508569
How so?

>> No.14508661

>>14508644
Kanji, we talked about that already
Knitting is helluva gay
I bet you like dudes

>> No.14508662

Has this been updated yet?

http://pastebin.com/4aGm9tya

>> No.14508665
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>>14508661

>> No.14508668

>>14508593
As long as you try, your waifu will feel happy that you. Plus you still feel guilt, that's good, that means you still want to try instead of feeling apathy.

>> No.14508672

Waifufags census.

Just pick something damn it

http://strawpoll.me/6314528

>> No.14508674

>>14508672
>waifu(s)
>(s)
Shit poll.

>> No.14508677

>>14508674
Hey, some people have big hearts!

>> No.14508678

>>14508672
>BERNIE SANDERS

>> No.14508683
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>> No.14508684

>>14508637
That was some nice shit.

>> No.14508687

>>14508672
I don't pay for art, but all the art made for my favorite species done here is because of me in some way.

>> No.14508693

>>14508683
That one looks a little low res.

>> No.14508695

>>14508672
>>14508674
>>14508677
If this poll was to figure out how many serious waifufags were here, you fucked up by treating waifu in the meme sense.

>>14508687
What girl is she?

>> No.14508696

>>14508672
>4 (four) alps
We have a problem of overpopulation here.
>>14508687
I think you are a poorfag. Don't worry, we know you love her.

>> No.14508701

x is best girl

>> No.14508702

>>14508695
That's a secret.

>> No.14508704

>>14508696
>We have a problem of overpopulation here.

That's barely enough alps to fill a harem.

>> No.14508705

>>14508660
Butterface up the ass man.

>> No.14508706

>>14508701
bait

>> No.14508708

>>14508695
What, did you wanted me to explain what a waifu is? Yes, there are people with more than one waifu, who cares.

>> No.14508709

>>14508672
>5 Alps

That's enough to make an Alp Megazord.

>> No.14508711

>>14508709
What color Alp would form the head?

>> No.14508712

>>14508709
I want to see that dockingu scene.

>> No.14508714

>>14508712
Your comment made me think of two alps docking and trying not to look at each other as their petite chests are pressed against each other.

>> No.14508715

>>14508711
Hopefully a red-haired brown one.

>> No.14508717

>>14508708
>Yes, there are people with more than one waifu, who cares
People with waifus who take it seriously. You go anywhere where they congregate and say you have more than one waifu, and you'd be kicked out faster than you came for adultery. Similar responses would occur if you expressed interest in a 3d (real) woman, or viewing your waifu as anything less than your real wife.

>But that's autistic
Yes, and your point?

>> No.14508718

If only the audio of that 'Waifuism and You' video wasn't so shit...

>> No.14508720

I want a centaur to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want this to be completely unfair because human dicks are all tiny compared to horse dicks!

>> No.14508722

>>14508718
Isn't that the one guy who says in the video it's wrong to not want a slutty girl, and that you should want one because she's more experienced?

>> No.14508732

>>14508717
The thing is, some people think they can have more than one waifu, and is well received in KC's setting. Besides, just check the results, what do they tell us?

>> No.14508735

>>14508732
>check the results, what do they tell us?
That we have a lot of people here who want to be alps?

>> No.14508740

>>14508735
I think we already knew that anyway.

>> No.14508741

Alp Pride Worldwide

>> No.14508742

>>14508735
Just more proof that a /jp/ meetup would end horribly.

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>>14508672
Where is "I hate every single one of you and come here just to shitpost" option?

>> No.14508748

>>14508735
Let's look at this from an objective standpoint. If you become an Alp, you get magic powers, wings, benefits from being a monster girl in a monster girl dominated society, get to wear cute dresses and be cute, and have a man wrapped around your finger. Also sex is apparently better as a girl.

Really, who wouldn't want to be an Alp?

>> No.14508752
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>>14508747
Don't be a bitchnigga.

>> No.14508754

>>14508748
But I want to fuck my waifu with my dick without being a /d/eviant.

>> No.14508757

>>14508742
>Just more proof that a /jp/ meetup would end sexily.
Fixed for you. All these guys want to be Alps. Alps in the setting are guys who think they're women. They're the one monstergirl who can exist in real life and we potentially have a room of them here.

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>>14508672
Add a "I want to alp and commission/troll drawthreads for pictures of alps" option.

>> No.14508765

>>14508742
>/jp/ gets wizarded off to KC land
>it becomes a deathrace over who can get claimed by a real MG before the alp brigade scoops them up
The horror...
The horror...

>> No.14508769

>>14508765
Honestly, if I ended up in a monstergirl world I'd only focus on getting back here.
Monstergirls are fun as a fantasy thing, but the more I think about it the worse a world with them seems.

>> No.14508772

>Albino Kikimora
Great or greatest?

>> No.14508774

>>14508765
Look on the bright side, there's only 6 alps, that's enough for one sentai team and a sixth ranger, which is probably something rare like an Alp Alraune or an Alp Lich.

>> No.14508776
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>> No.14508777
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>>14508772
Sounds neato.

>> No.14508778

>>14508769
Would you go and learn magic so you can dig deeper and deeper into the arcane arts and find a way to open a portal to our dimension?
We need a cabal of wizards to do that.

>> No.14508780

>>14508568
>suffering with a Zombie for.
Zombies are cute as fuck, fuck you. Zombies are better than Wights because you get to experience looking after her and being witness firsthand to her zombie mischief, and can remind her centuries down the track how she used to spend hours shaping a figure of you out of clothes that smelled like you, then hug attacking it, before the real you walked back in and she latched onto you.

>> No.14508783

>>14508776
Why am I filled with a wave of fear?

>> No.14508785

>>14508772
i dated a girl with albinism. It's not a 'oh, she's really pale' condition, there's a lot of more serious facets to it.

>> No.14508786

>>14508776
Looks creepy, what is that supposed to be?

>> No.14508787

>>14508772
I'd rather an albino Yeti

>> No.14508789

>>14508769
>get monstergrill waifu
>bring her back to our world
>show her the joys of modern technology
I don't feel like shitting in chamberpots, even if they are magic.

>> No.14508790

>>14508776
Which horrifice am I supposed to stick my wedding tackle in?

>> No.14508791

>>14508568
>tfw like zombies better than wights
>wouldn't know what to do if a zombie waifu wight'd out

>> No.14508792

>>14508778
Maybe, but generally I'd track down the Lilim or Lich responsible for bringing us there, and try to bargain my way home. That or just beg and plead with them.

>> No.14508793

>>14508780
Rotting that can't do anything are bad, they're not worth dealing with.

>> No.14508794
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>> No.14508799

>>14508793
Luckily MGE Zombies don't have that issue.

>> No.14508800

>>14508793
Rotting girls*

>> No.14508801

>>14508789
I wouldn't even do that, Monstergirls would suck in real life, but for different reasons than human women. The world might be interesting to explore though.

>> No.14508802
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Wurms, now in candy flavor

>> No.14508804

>>14508793
So you're ignorant. Makes more sense now atleast

>> No.14508805

>>14508799
They still can't do anything aside from walk around and hug you.

>> No.14508806

>>14508794
>knee under groin kabe-don
This expands dong alright.

>> No.14508807

>>14508792
What if the being who brought us to that world was a Lilim who peered through dimensions and saw a world with people who actually love monstergirls?
How would you deal with her crying and saying she just wanted someone to love?
Would you marry her to convince her to open the portal?

>>14508794
I really don't like being that guy, but my boner is demanding a source.

>> No.14508808

>>14508802
YOU FOOL
>>14508801
I think that would mostly depends on the monstergirl in question.

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>>14508802
Also available in Grape Tootsie Roll Pop flavor

>> No.14508812

>>14508802
blue board brohan

>> No.14508813

>>14508802
So is this what happens when a tunneling Wurm accidentally ingests jewels? Because I can totally see Wurms seeing this as a major status symbol.
Also, what are you doing you fool? That's uncensored nipple!

>> No.14508816

>>14508809
Looks almost like the "Thanks Doc" flavor to me.

>> No.14508818

>>14508807
>Thinking this world would love monstergirls
Your forgetting the bible butt bandits and the snackbars and the greedy corporations. My advice to her would be to send in like, five dark matter into the most densely populated cities in the world,shut the portals and check back in a few centuries to see what's happened since.

>> No.14508823

>>14508807
Hey, I wouldn't force everyone back here, I'd only be doing this to get back myself and maybe bring any others who wanted to do the same. I think you'd be surprised at just how many of us would want to get back to our world if this occurred.
If only a few of us go back it wouldn't affect her plan
fuck no, marrying her would be the most counter productive thing ever for the plan to get home. Also, I'm an autistic socially awkward nobody. Lilims marry great heroes, so I KNOW something is up if she proposes that.

>> No.14508825

>>14508637
nice

>> No.14508827

>>14508772
A shit

>> No.14508828

I want a fat bottomed damphir and her oppai loli, vampire little sister to vie for my affection before I just take them both to bed and impregnate them.

>> No.14508831
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So, how 'bout them lolis huh?

>> No.14508835

>>14508809
Green eyes and brown skin is the most perfect combination of things to have ever existed.

>> No.14508836

>>14508831
Under rated fish.

>> No.14508837
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>>14508828
There's just something about blood-suckers, man.

>>14508831
School swimsuits are cute

>> No.14508840

>>14508794
http://exhentai.org/g/884837/aec16aee01/

>> No.14508843

>>14508818
>wanting to fuck the world up even more
Come on, man. In this scenario you get to have your monstergirls and everyone else gets to live their lives as they want instead of our fetish being forced into everyone.

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>> No.14508846

>>14508831
That doesn't even look that loli. Seems more pettanko.
>>14508807
>Lilim wanting to marry me
Am I being rused?

>> No.14508847

>>14508837
I wanna help Remi get big!

>> No.14508848

>>14508794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4

>> No.14508849

>>14508837
Yuck, what sickly-looking feet...

>> No.14508850

Monster girls are filthy sluts and you should absolutely cheat on them at all times.

>> No.14508851

>>14508843
Never know, something good might happen.

>> No.14508854

>>14508809
Needs blue flavor

>> No.14508855

>>14508831
>loli
I think she's just petite. She doesn't look loli.

>> No.14508856

>>14508851
WHY
THE FUCK
WOULD ANYTHING GOOD HAPPEN?

>> No.14508857

>>14508850
Only >>14508844 meets that criteria.

>> No.14508858
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>>14508831
Sahuagins are cute and need more love

>> No.14508862

>>14508843
At this point, it would actually improve the world.

>> No.14508863

>>14508847
I want Remi to help me get big!
if you know what I mean

>> No.14508866

>>14508720

I want to sneak up on that centaur while she's busy laughing at you and falcon punch her right in the cunt so she stumbles face-first onto your normal human dick.
I want to savage her insides with my FURIOUS FIST, causing her to thrash and spasm wildly while her mouth is stuck wrapped around your dick by the unrelenting force of my constant womb-punching.
I want to leave her a broken, ahegaoing wreck, her front filled with your cum and her back filled with the ANGRY HAND OF VENGEANCE, before I wrench my arm from her horse-cunny and put on my jet-pack.
I want to give you a wordless, MANLY thumbs up as distant valkyries shred triumphantly on their guitars, letting you know it's all up to you now, before I rocket off into the sky for I am needed elsewhere.

>> No.14508867

>>14508863
You want her to help you become buff?

>> No.14508872

>>14508866
That's beautiful, man.

>> No.14508877

>>14508866
Never stop

>> No.14508880

>>14508846
To be fair, you did make it to her castle if you're even having that conversation with her.
You probably got good.

>> No.14508883

>>14508858

>why does my house always smell like tuna?

>> No.14508885

>>14508866
I was on the fence until the last line.
Yes, this is good.

>>14508867
Yes, I want her to help me train my love muscle.

>> No.14508887

What monster girl's ass would you kick into the Milky Way?

>> No.14508888

>>14508880
>got gud
I'm megamanning her servant's powers. If I was gud I'd be doing buster-only.

>> No.14508893

>>14508887
Assuming I was Gene, any that got in my way

>> No.14508896

>>14508887
Amazoness. Fully-charged Fox upsmash.

>> No.14508897

>>14508887
I don't think kicking people into chocolate bars is nice, Anon

>> No.14508900

>>14508887
Memecat.

>> No.14508901

>>14508887
But if we're on earth they're already in the milky way

>> No.14508904

>>14508856
mamono mana. The thing is about as influential as gravity when it comes to laws of the universe. It's like sex gravity. Who knows what havoc could be wrought when five crazy high concentrations of it hit humanity in their epicenters. Imagine it. One Dark Matter. Delhi. Gandharva, Houri, Lamia, Girtablilu, Ignis, everywhere. Another to Shanghai, Istanbul, Sao Paulo, New York.

I'd pay to see a world even a hundred years after. I wonder what the Sabbath would to do australia.

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>>14508887
I'd paint a monstergirls insides so white, the Milky Way will gain sentience and cry jealous bitch tears as a result of my accomplishment.

>> No.14508907

>>14508887
A smug Cheshire Cat.
With my penis.

>>14508888
Anon. I'm not sure if you've realized this, but the ability to copy the abilities of monsters you defeat is a pretty legendary thing.
You'd pretty much be the first Blue Mage in that world and that's grounds for a Lilim to want you.
As well as powerful spellcasting monstergirls for that matter.

>> No.14508908

>>14508901
You kick them deeper into the Milky Way.

>> No.14508910

>>14508907
I want to be a Blue Mage in MG world. Sounds like a lot of fun.

>> No.14508911
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I'm gonna marry a memecat!

>> No.14508913

>>14508911
The memes, Cat
The memes

>> No.14508917

>>14508672
I'm not a poorfag but I don't comission art either. I should change that.

>> No.14508918

>>14508911
I'm going to go back in time to tell KC to never make her profile.

>> No.14508919

>>14508524
Last MG I recall in Western Media was Medusa portrayed by a hot model in the half-assed Clash of the Titans remake.

Who got her head-chopped off because "lol monster go get her head to kill another monster." So yeah. West doesn't much care for MGs. And yet there are enough of us MG fans to propel EMG to one of the best-selling manga out here. Weird dichotomy.

>> No.14508920

Hypothetical question anons.
If a Houri appeared in your room and told you that you were the chosen of Eros and had to form a harem of 5 monstergirls minimum and impregnate all of them to save the world, what would you choose?
You get to choose their body types, their personalities, and their species and the Houri will transport them all to your room.
You'll also be given the blessing of Eros, which boils down to "Infinite Semen and no refractory period."

If you can't choose, use this.
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

>> No.14508925

>tfw learned of something MG-related that would probably piss of he thread.
Hrm...do I talk about it? Or no?

>> No.14508926

>>14508910
Imagine going up to some powerful monstergirl after besting a Sphinx and asking her a riddle she couldn't possibly solve.
It'd be fun to watch her twitch with arousal.

>> No.14508927

>>14508920
Sure, if they were 5 wurms that didn't mind polygamy

>> No.14508928

>>14508925
no

>> No.14508929

>>14508918
I'll help you build the time machine.

>> No.14508930

>>14508925
I sense turmoil and destruction lies ahead

>> No.14508931

>>14508920
FIVE.

WENDIGOS.

>> No.14508932

>>14508925
Zippity doo, here's your (You)

>>14508927
Anon, you're the chosen of Eros. They're down with polygamy.

>> No.14508934

>>14508887
Jewnuki.

>> No.14508936

>>14508596
Sorry for the slow response, logged off for a while.

Right now, networks want cartoons that are guaranteed to put money in their banks by the truck load or they won't take the gamble. That usually boils down to one of three categories.
•Cheap and easy to produce shows that are forgettable but easy to accept and push down kids throats.
•Infinitely toyetic shows that they can turn into giant toy lines that will sell regardless of the actual quality of the show.
•The Not-really-for-kids kids show, the kind that are popular with 20 somethings and the social media crowd

Though I am paraphrasing a bit, if your idea doesn't fit neatly into one or more of these three categories, you have a snowballs chance in hell of getting anyone to hear your pitch, let alone take a chance on you, unless you happen to be animation royalty, and even then you are afforded no promises. It's a tough game to break into the traditional way.

>> No.14508939

>>14508932
Well, it would probably take all my stamina and end with a shattered pelvis, but I'd do it. I love wurms.

>> No.14508940

>>14508920
Two Yeti's, two Wurms, and a Salamander
And since I am the chosen one, I'd like to discuss further privileges since I hold the balance of the future

>> No.14508941

>>14508920
Dorky crow tengu. Himedere vampire. Ara-ara apophis. Wicked rape train oomukade. A holstaur, just because.

>> No.14508944

>>14508920
I would chose Eros, the Fallen Goddess, the Chaotic one Buried beneath the waves, Poseidon and the Chief God. I'm a monogamous man, so if I'm forced into having a harem, I'd rather not have my sanity as I do the deed.

>> No.14508947

>>14508939
Trust me anon, being the Chosen of Eros means you've turned into an iron fuck machine that will never break. You could probably fuck a Lilim until she's a panting ahegaoing wreck begging you to let her rest.
And you can go for more than five if you want to. I said "At least".

>> No.14508948

>>14508925
Please, do it.

>> No.14508951

>>14508936
>implying you'd even have the talent, motivation, and leadership skills to pull it off in the first place

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I don't know about you all, but I'd go for art of this between a Wurm and her catch.

>> No.14508957

>>14508940
What privileges? Because if you're talking about more girls, you're allowed to add as many to your harem as you want so long as they aren't married.

>> No.14508958

>>14508920
Dormouse, Hinezumi, Were-cat, Jinko, Hellhound, Wendigo.

>> No.14508959

>>14508947
Well shit. I mean, I'm never opposed to more wurms, but I don't really see the point to having more than 1. I mean, I'm only taking 5 because Eros wills it.

>> No.14508961
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14508961

When I was a kid I loved Monster Rancher, but I never touched the Pixies because I thought they were "girly"

Now that I've grown up I can appreciate the fact that both all the Pixies came over uncensored, and how wonderful they are.

Thank you /mgt/

>> No.14508963

>>14508953
Genki brown bobcut Lamia a best.

>> No.14508965

>>14508887
Salamander.

If the fight lasts long enough, it's probably the only way to genuinely win her heart.

>> No.14508968

>>14508920
I don't want a harem to begin with and frankly find this "deal" suspicious as fuck.

>> No.14508970

>>14508920
Kikimora, Cyclops, Jorogumo, Holtaur, and the Houri (just so she doesn't feel left out).

>> No.14508974

>>14508957
Demands. As the chosen one , one must have priorities
I demand the comfiest bed, for all of my harem to sleep on in comfort. Or at least give everyone comfy beds. And I demand a larger home, for everyone to live in
Also, since you bring up that I can add more, I demand two Weresheep and a Holstaur. and two Kiki's. And a Werecat to raise
I have other demands but those are secondary

>> No.14508976

>>14508948
Well, since anon asked nicely, okay!

Found out about this Dragon Girl Dating Sim that a group is making. Looked kinda neat. Just a few knocks against it, such as...
>School Setting
>Designs are kinda leaning towards the furry side
>And also it's all-girls; ie. Yuri
Not so bad, right?

>> No.14508978

>No dwarven lich to push the boundaries of science with

>> No.14508981

>>14508976
Still interested.

>> No.14508982

>>14508976
Who cares?

>> No.14508983

>>14508976
Hmm
Well
Hmmm

>> No.14508984

>>14508974
Easy.
But if you want a werecat to raise just add a werecat to your harem because remember, you're impregnating them all.

>> No.14508986 [DELETED] 

>>14508936
This is clearly a load of bullshit.

>> No.14508990

>>14508976
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

>> No.14508991
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>>14508976
Sounds a bit like you may be trying to shill it.

>> No.14508992

>3k words into new story
>just finished character introductions
I fucking hate writing beginnings.

>> No.14508993

>>14508637
very nice

>> No.14508994

>>14508920
>Amazon
>Merrow
>Chesire Cat
>Dark Valkyrie
>Dark Angel
I rolled Fallen God right before the angel and valkyrie so I don't know if it counts or not.

>> No.14508995

>>14508984
Yes yes but she is not for impregnation. She is just for raising
Though, you do bring a good point. Yes yes, add her to the harem. Yes
That is it, since I'm not the exploiting type and I'm suddenly feeling bad for doing it

>> No.14508996

>>14508992

Try not to feel too bad.

I doubt my stories even get that many words.

>> No.14508997

>>14508524
I find this very hard to believe.

>> No.14508999

>>14508992
so don't do introductions

>> No.14509000

>>14508992
Hah, you think that's bad? Wait until you hit 7-10k

>> No.14509001

>>14508981
Well, the title's "Wingin' it" if you wanna look into it more yourelf. That pun is not the worst of it.

>>14508990
That's all I ever seem to accomplish. Oh well.

>>14508991
Here? Nah. I just thought it might be...provocative. But then, as has been clearly shown, I'm bad at that.

>> No.14509003

>>14508992
I can't even finish writing stories, so as long as you get this done you're still good.

>> No.14509004

>>14508996
Eh, at least I think I can finally move on now.

>>14508999
I'd rather people know what the hell I'm trying to talk about.

>> No.14509008

>>14509001
There's a ton of different things called "Wingin' It" according to google, just link it.

>> No.14509009

>>14508976
Frankly, it sounds like a massive waste of potential right from the start.

>> No.14509011

>>14509004
if you're writing what I think you're writing, it's going to be dry and boring

>> No.14509012

>>14509001
Yes, because Wingin' It isn't a name used by multiple things

>> No.14509014

>>14509001
Nigga that shit's full-on furry, why the hell did you think it was relevant here?

>> No.14509016

>>14509008
Try adding "Dragon" in there somewhere? Geez anon, you could stand to put in a little effort.

>>14509014
See? He seems to have found it alright.

>> No.14509018

>>14509011
What do you think he's writing?

>> No.14509020

>>14509000
It's really only 2 main ones and 2 secondary ones, so it may not be as bad as some. All i've really done is physical appearances and stuff now, I'll be going deeper later.

>>14509011
I highly doubt I'm writing what you think I'm writing then. I mean, it could definitely be dull and boring, but I don't think that'll be the focus.

>> No.14509022

>>14508978
>Five years of work
>Could have been faster if you actually cared for the subject, but she was adamant and you had nothing better to research for the time being
>"Now, it is complete. Finally, I shall eradicate the curse of my bloodline."
>You roll your eyes, "This won't make you any taller. You're a dwarf."
>"S-shut up!" She stomps her foot with slamming force, a testament to her powerful and broad hips, her busty dwarven tit-flesh jiggling, "I am a Lich before I am a Dwarf, and I say our science can fix Anything!"
>You rest a hand on the irate shortstack, her classic dwarven fury persisting long into her cold lich-hood, partly why you think any attempts to change her equally iconic stature is bound to be just as futile
>"That's okay, darling. I already have the mead warmed, and the fire stoked. We can rest on the furs and I can console you after your experiment fails, all night, if you like."
>She pouts and 'hmph's chosing to ignore you and tip back the flask containing the distilled liquids that took years to manufacture
>...
>"Uuuu."
>You lean down and scoop her up, heading towards the fire, "There there."

>> No.14509024

>>14509020
Well then colour me interested. How deep do you mean?

>> No.14509025

>>14509024
Lots of ways I guess. character development and babies and lewd.

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>>14509022
>She pouts and 'hmph's chosing to ignore you and tip back the flask containing the distilled liquids that took years to manufacture
>...
>"Uuuu."
Hnnngh.

>> No.14509027

>>14509025
I see
Give me a short form of the plot without spoiling anything. Nothing, Anon. This is a tgest

>> No.14509028

>>14508992
"Introductions" shouldn't go beyond half a paragraph's worth of description. Everything else should come through dialogue and action, with maybe a flash-back thrown in if it's REALLY necessary. Part of reading a story is finding out the story of the characters themselves along the way.

>> No.14509029

>>14508995
I was saying impregnate a Werecat and raise your daughteru with her.

>> No.14509030

You are Anon. You are a butler in training. You have been caught in between the massive feud of the 2 royal bloods of the maid world. A Kikimora with the blood of a Pharaoh and a Shoggoth with the blood of an Apophis. You must choose a side to save your butler education.

What do?

>> No.14509031

>>14509029
Yes yes I know. That is the plan. I was agreeing with you. Damn it Eros

>> No.14509032 [DELETED] 

>>14509027
>poor anon signs up for homestay program
>gets a weird Jubjub
>they make fuck to each other
>daughteru happens
>cute stuff with baby daughteru
>the end?

>>14509028
I realize this, but the stuff I've written is very important and can't just be left out till later.

>> No.14509033

>>14509030
I side with roomba-chan.

>> No.14509034

>>14509030
Go all Friar Laurence on that shit and get the families to end their feud. With less teen suicide, hopefully.

>> No.14509036

>>14508919
That Medusa was hot, gets me rock hard every time I see her

>> No.14509037

>>14509032
Christ Anon, I didn't mean the entire plot. You just spoiled your story
You have failed this test. You weren't supposed to answer for a short form of the plot means spoiling the story since you're telling the plot
You have failed me for the last time, Anonymous

>> No.14509040

>>14509033
Roomba-chan is considered a common enemy by 2 clans. Congratulations. You just painted yourself a larger target.

>> No.14509041

>>14509030
Shoggoth, easy.

>> No.14509042

>>14509037
What the fuck did you want then?

>> No.14509045

>>14509036
Insert Rimshot Here.

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>>14509030

>> No.14509048

>>14509042
Nothing. I wanted nothing

>> No.14509049

>>14509042
>What the fuck did you want then?
Love

>> No.14509053

>>14509048
Then why did you ask for something?

>> No.14509054

>>14509048
Was getting spoiled part of your plan!?

>> No.14509055

>>14509053
To throw you off guard

>> No.14509058

>>14509030
I choose Rapture.

>> No.14509059

>>14509053
Why does anyone ask anything?

>> No.14509061

>>14509055
That's dumb. I'm a simple man anon, I can't see into your thoughts. All I see is your post.

>> No.14509062

>>14509059
To fucking get something? Definitely not if they want nothing.

>> No.14509064

>>14509054
of course!

>> No.14509065 [SPOILER] 
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>>14509042
I want cookies
I'm not that guy but can I have cookies anyways?

>> No.14509066

>>14509030
yes

>> No.14509067

>>14509065
Will you want milk after I give you the cookie because you can't have a cookie without milk?

>> No.14509068

>>14509062
Exacty. One who wants nothing does not ask
So why did I ask?

>> No.14509069

>>14509068
I have no idea anon. I have no idea.

>> No.14509071

>>14509069
One who wants nothing has everything
One who has everything needs nothing
Do you now understand?

>> No.14509072

>>14509071
So you have everything? Good for you then/

>> No.14509073

>>14509067
I'm not a prophet, Anon. I don't know the future. All I can tell you is that right now, at this moment, I just want a cookie.

captcha is fucking cookies, not making this up.

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>>14509065
Will this cookie suffice?

>> No.14509089

>>14509088
Sure. Thanks, Anon.

Can I have some milk?

>> No.14509090

>>14509088
That looks disgusting.
I'll take 20

>> No.14509092

>>14509088
Why does that look like it's part of some demonic ritual?

>> No.14509093

>>14509092

Maybe we can use a bunch of them to summon a Lilim so we bring MGs into our world?

>> No.14509095

>>14509030
>Shoggoth with the blood of an Apophis
She sounds perfect.

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>>14509089
I got impatient and ate it. Sorry, kinda.

>>14509092
Probably because of the hardwood floor, now that you say it.

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>>14509026
CLANG

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>>14509096
You're an evil man

>> No.14509109

>>14508637
>tossed into the khepri pit
about damn time someone did this
you're a good man, charlie brown.

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What's the mofu in the slammer for?

>> No.14509115

>>14509113
Decent exposure

>> No.14509116

>>14509113
Having a penis.

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>>14509093
>>14509092
Mojyo monstergirls trying some voodoo ritual on her crush using gingerbread men when?

>> No.14509123

>>14509113
I turned her in and betrayed her when she tried to find refuge in my city with her rebel friends.

>> No.14509128

>>14509113
Selling LCD, extortion, and money laundering.

>> No.14509150

I want to do a 69 triangle with my Kobold daughteru and waifu!

>> No.14509169

Good night Anons.
Take care and remember to not burn down the thread.
Instead, help you lich waifu get fit.
Strength of mind needs strength of body to go with it.

>> No.14509176

>>14509169
How do you explain Wurm-chans then?

>> No.14509179

>>14509176
They did the opposite where they trained their bodies but not their brains.
Gotta get them some schooling so they can be productive girls who can look forward to more than a career digging up gems or precious metals.

>> No.14509180

Loli Kejourous.
Discuss.

>> No.14509184

>>14509179
Silly Wurm-chans skipped head day. Silly Wurm-chans.

>> No.14509186

>>14509180
Perfect for hair ruffling. Beware of trapped limbs.

>> No.14509189

>>14509180

Kejourou daughterus using their hair to climb up their daddy.

Discuss.

>> No.14509190

>>14509189
Adorable, but hard to visualize.

>> No.14509194

>>14509184
Indeed.
Make sure that your wurmchan goes to head day so she can get strong in her brain.

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>>14509186

If you stop too soon you'll find yourself having a bit of a hard time prying your hands away from her. Staring at you expectantly all the while.

>> No.14509207

I want to tease a Werecat or a Cheshire Cat by using a laser pointer.

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14509237

Can thighs ever be TOO thick?

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>>14509237

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>>14509237
Yes

>> No.14509256

>Home for Winter Break
>It rains when you fly
>It rains when you're gome
>But you don't mind
>Your mom is there to pick you up
>All 5 ft 4 of her
>You give her a gift, a filet knife you forged yourself
>Seeing as she spends for than a fair share of her time fishing, she loved it
>She was impressed you could do something womenly, all she knew was your household duties
>Naturally you try to play it cool, and not blush
>The days of your stay was spent in two places, hers and your grandmothers
>Your grandmother was an elder Cyclops, though she can't speak a lick of english, you didn't need that to talk to her
>No all you needed, was an open flame and some metal
>Your grandmother of course needed help, even as a mamano time is not generous to her
>Nothing much, just some snacks, and keep her steady when she walks
>Not that she really needs it, considering that she can break your face if you act like a fool
>And back at your mother's, it's a but more casual
>She fishes with you, well more like she dives for food and keeps a deathgrip with her scaly, webbed hands
>If not fishing it's gossip, how are you doing, made any friends, what movies to watch
>To most other people it sounds like a one sided conversation
>If living with her taught you anything, it's body language
>It's the little things, an excited whisper, urges to convert to Poseidonism, and the slight change in her eyes
>Like the one where she wants to spend movie nights with you
>Specifically she wants you to give oiled shoulder rubs while watching movies
>First it's arguing about what to watch
>Never movies with seas, as a Sahuagin she nitpicks anything water life related
>Then it's over which scented oils for her back
>Then it's talking to her about movie plot that she didn't pay attention to
>You find it all in good fun, she doesn't let out lecherous sighs when you press your knuckles down her spine and rub her neck
>And you don't get mad when she forgets what she just saw
>Before you know it, she's out cold with a blanket wrapped around her
>And you smelling like fish and lavenders
>Before you head to bed, you don't forget to swtich the lights off and say
>"Night mom, love you"
>kiss

>> No.14509257

>>14509243
I dunno man this one looks really off. Like all of her health is in the thighs and her legs are about the size of the rest of her body.

>> No.14509276

>>14509243
Yeah I got to say, it looks like a 14 year old stapled onto a 27 year old's legs.

>> No.14509280

>>14508920
I am immediately suspicious of this deal, so I will pick my girls with an eye for their utility in a crisis or disaster situation.

>Dragon: Enforcer/Bodyguard
>Doppelganger: Infiltration/Espionage/Misdirection
>Lava Golem: Fortifications Technician/Exfiltration Specialist (good luck finding me, I'm behind seven miles of the planet's mantle)
>Mindflayer: Psy-Ops/Intelligence/Interrogation
>Shoggoth: Tools and Supplies

Personalities: Anything that produces an effective and professional dynamic between the six of us. One way or another we're going to wind up fighting to save the world, so let's be serious about it. If my worst suspicions are unfounded we can relax and debauch ourselves after we've averted the crisis for Eros. If I'm right, we're going to be taking on a god and need to have our heads in the game (and not in our pants).

>> No.14509289

>>14508920
Jinko - calm, reserved personality
Ryu - motherly/nurturing personality
Minotaur - jock, plays hard to get, but a total slut once she gets a dick on her
Centaur - ?
Echidna - genki, dorky, not ready to be a mother, but happy to be chosen

If I can I'll add a mermaid as well for some variety

>> No.14509291

>>14509237
>>14509243
It's because they're wider than the hips. It just doesn't look right. Thighs should be nice and meaty but they shouldn't bow out wider than the hips like that. The hips have to be equally meaty.

>> No.14509296

>>14509291
>hey shouldn't bow out wider than the hips like that.
I disagree entirely and that is my favorite type of thigh. Perhaps you just have poor taste?

>> No.14509372

Remember to give your sons proper protection against monster girls when they go to school.

Or at least advise them on the dos and don'ts.

>> No.14509374

>>14509372
I don't want a son, I want a cute daughteru

>> No.14509375

>>14509372
Children's pocket sand is a blessing from God.

>> No.14509378

>>14509374
We'll have your waifu advise her on the best way to get a boy.
>>14509375
Never leave home without it.

>> No.14509396

>>14509372
Do not make eye contact
Do not flirt
Do not use innuendo
Do not pop a boner
Do NOT pop a boner
For the love of god, DO NOT POP A BONER
In the event of a boner, excuse yourself immediately and rub one out in the male's restroom
Do not eat or drink any food offered
Do not eat or drink any bodily fluids offered

>> No.14509408

>>14509396
>Do not use innuendo

Pretty useless against a March Hare though.

>In the event of a boner, excuse yourself immediately and rub one out in the male's restroom

Wouldn't the smell just attract them?

>> No.14509414

>>14509396
Don't lick the flagpole in winter, it's probably a Shog in disguise.

She's seen the movie and knows children are stupid and will try it anyways.

>> No.14509424

>>14509414
If anyone says you look hungry/tired/dirty/like you need a hug get out of there.

Also, there is no such thing as penis inspection day.

>> No.14509426

>>14509396
Lick the flagpole in winter, it's probably a Shog in disguise.

>> No.14509475

>>14509396
>do not eat or drink any bodily fluids offered
If your child is stupid enough to consume someone else's bodily fluids then they deserve what happens to them

>> No.14509478

>>14509396
For the love of God and all that is holy, do not masturbate in school. They will smell it on you.

>>14509372
Make friends with a human girl, or a monster girl who already has a boyfriend. Use her as a shield to keep the others away and an informant on their nefarious feminine plots.

Be on good terms with all your teachers, especially the monster girls. Monster girls in teaching positions are pretty much the only ones who are reliably prosecuted for sexual misconduct, so the ones that aren't already married will at least be on their best behavior.

>> No.14509483

>>14508637
Someone finally did it, Good job Silent.

>> No.14509525

I want to abuse a wall glitch to beat and waifu a lilim at level 1, then bluff my way through from there

>> No.14509578
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14509578

Loli is angry. How fix?

>> No.14509589
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>>14509578
By walking away and finding best girl. Nekone a shit.

>> No.14509625
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14509625

How many people frequent these threads? I got like 200 views on a paste I only put up here and I had it set unlisted so it wouldn't be inflated by bots. We don't have that many people, do we?

>> No.14509628

>>14509625
70 IPs and an untold number of lurkers. Who even knows, man.

>> No.14509630

>>14509628
>2/3 of us don't post
They're watching. Always watching.

>> No.14509635

>>14509630
It's also possible someone from these threads shared the link to your paste elsewhere.

>> No.14509637

>>14509635
That's scary. Complete strangers out there, judging my amateurish shit?

>> No.14509642

>>14508429
I'll make Maus warm for Winter by fattening her!

>> No.14509644

>>14509642
This is sensible, she needs that fat to hibernate.

>> No.14509654

>>14509644
And while she sleeps I'm gunna change her clothes and clear her so she doesn't become stinky and smelly like a gazer

>> No.14509656

>>14509654
Gazers stink? I thought that was Stinkypedes, on account of the name and all.

>> No.14509667

>>14509637
Always. We are watching you. And you're pretty good to be honest.

>> No.14509668
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14509668

>Make it so!
Uh-oh! You zoned out and weren't listening and now you don't know what the Big Chief wants! What do?

>> No.14509671

>>14509667
You don't even know who I am, you spooky person.
Chapter 2 before Christmas, Chapter 3 before 2016

>> No.14509672

>>14509668
>you don't know what the Big Chief wants!
of course I do she want's me to become the father of her daughters

>> No.14509675

>>14509668
Rub my face against her abs.

>>14509671
Why is Cecil such a slut?

>> No.14509676

>>14509675
>Why
Read carefully. He was raised by Elves.

>> No.14509696
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14509696

Uh-oh! You accidentally stumbled across a lost tribe of Onis that haven't seen a man in 19 years! What do?

>> No.14509701

>>14509696
Tell them I'm sorry it took me so long but they were out of Twinkies and I had to get some.

>> No.14509736

>>14509696
>Uh-oh
More like jackpot. Weep for my pelvis, for it is naught but dust now.

>> No.14509740
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>>14509676
>raised by Elves
More like raped by Elves, am I right?

>> No.14509761
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14509761

>You can't run away forever, Anon.
Ohshit! You're being chased by your Cupid stalker. What do?

>> No.14509765

>>14509761
Ask her if she has enough swords. That ought to confuse her and let me hide in the nearest cardboard box.

>> No.14509766
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14509766

Beware the demons anon

>> No.14509771

>>14509761
Why would I be running from a brown beauty? I want to stick it in a crazy cupid.

Remembering the shitstorm when the profile was released still makes me laugh.

>> No.14509773

>>14509761
play tag with her

>> No.14509781

>>14509740
I'm sure those nice ladies are just going to show him how to get out of the forest.

>> No.14509785

>>14509781
And when he comes out, he'll somehow end up in bed with every Monster he comes across.

>> No.14509787

>>14509785
What did they do?

>> No.14509791

>>14509787
Sex-ed.

>> No.14509798

>>14509791
Do they...usually give that to young boys lost in the forest?

>> No.14509813

>>14509798
One can only assume so. You know how Elves are.

>> No.14509821

>>14509813
I must admit I am unfamiliar with that particular aspect of elven culture.

>> No.14509822
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14509822

Miia!

>> No.14509827

>>14509821
Well they're lewd and quick to recognize lewdness.
>>14509822
Is a strumpet and a harlot, yes.

>> No.14509831

>>14509827
I know that but I didn't realize they were also teachers of lewdness.

>> No.14509834
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>>14509827
You're wrong anon!
No matter how many times you say it, you will not stop me from loving my pure housewife!

>> No.14509835
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14509835

>>14509831
Humans sometimes need lessons in lewdness from girls who have been at it for centuries!

>> No.14509839

>>14509831
There is a reason it's not rape if its an elf.

>> No.14509843

>>14509835
So there are teachers that travel from village to village giving sexual education?

>> No.14509846

>>14509843
Yes. It's really popular with young men because it involves practical, hands-on lessons with teacher!

>> No.14509883

>>14509625
>>14509628
I have a feeling some of the stuff we post gets reposted in several other places. I've noticed my reads will steadily climb for as much as two or three weeks after something is posted. There will be a bump when it gets linked in thread, then another when it's posted on the blog, but then there seem to be a few more after that and I don't know what from.

>> No.14509886

>>14508524
>wanting normie a and SJW/femcunts to ruin more things.

>> No.14509895

>>14509883
The 4chan unique IP counter usually hits 150-200 per thread, which last, what, two-ish days on average? You can automatically assume at least a good chunk of those are multiple false positives due to dynamic IPs, so I'd realistically say less than 100.

>> No.14509899

>>14509895
But who is the pervert who posts links to our stories elsewhere?

>> No.14509908

>>14509899
People post shit from here and the /a/ monmusu threads on /monster/ all the time

>> No.14509910

>>14509899
Oh, you meant pastebin stories, not /mgt/ browsers.

In that case, the easiest way to filter out bots is making a pastebin private (not listed in your profile) to filter out all the pastebin bots farming pastes for credit card numbers. Most authors I've seen do that typically get 25-50 hits the first day or two.

I've heard of MGR, MGU, and the wiki lifting art, but never stories (authors always post their own stuff, but people never post others). So I doubt its them. It's most likely bots, or blog links.

>> No.14509913

>>14509910
>most likely bots, or blog links
But I thought the bots were fooled if you kept it unlisted for an hour or so.

>> No.14509915

>>14509899
Easiest way would be to host a story not on pastebin, but a custom site that lets you see referrals (what website a person was on when they clicked a hotlink to your story).

>> No.14509918

>>14509895
People who actually post are a minority vs. lurkers.

>> No.14509933 [DELETED] 

>>14509913
>>14509915
>>14509910

Sweet. I just googled it out of curiosity. Found a tool to check for backlinks.

http://smallseotool com/backlink-checker/

Just put your story URL in the search bar. Fuck, didn't know it was such an easy process or I would have done it for my stories ages ago.

>> No.14509939

>>14509913
That only fools the bots that scourge pastebin itself via the little "this was just uploaded" list on the right of the screen. I think.

>> No.14509946

>>14509913
>>14509915

This. Unfortunately, it has to be hosted on its own custom domain (website with its own unique url) rather than using a shared host like pastebin. So you got to pay your own traffic costs and domain registration fees to actually find out.

>> No.14509951

>>14509910
>I've heard of MGR, MGU, and the wiki lifting art, but never stories
The wiki links to the wordpress and leddit have posted it on multiple occasions. I can't imagine them sharing brand new links though.

>> No.14509958

>>14509656
Gazers have NEET stink, Stinkypedes have mossy, poison and mildew stink

>> No.14509960

>>14509834
>housewife!
Not him but
>Housewife
>Can't cook for fucking shit

>> No.14509963
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14509963

Reminder that Devil Bugs are cute and do not deserve the hate they get.

>> No.14509965
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14509965

>>14509960
She's learning

And i enjoy cooking

>> No.14509969

>>14509834
>can't cook
>worst girl
>chance to kill you while sleeping
Meer a SHIT!

>> No.14509972

>>14509963
She's cute, but there's so many better options.

>> No.14509974

>>14509963
Johj.

>> No.14509975

>>14509963
I want to live with a bunch of Devil Bugs who can sing!

>> No.14509980 [SPOILER] 
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14509980

Chimeras are fine too

>> No.14509982

>>14509913
>>14509939
I got some unrelated TL scripts on my paste I kept private at first as well with some ~40 hits tops, compared to my greentext story and KC Q&A with 600 &1600 hits

>> No.14509988
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14509988

Year of the Sheep will soon come to an end. Let's give them some love while we wait for the P'Orcs to fatten up for Christmas.

>> No.14509995
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14509995

>>14509963
I want to go to sleep surrounded by cute devil bugs and a single Beelzebub. They don't deserve hate at all.

>> No.14509996
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>>14509995
Nah, Ebretias-chan is better than either of them

>> No.14510003
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>>14509988
On one hand I love Weresheep but I'm perfectly okay with our new monkey overlords.

>> No.14510005

I dunno how to stop being repetitive in stories.

>> No.14510007

>>14510005
Tell me about your stories and what the repetitive elements are.
Tell me about the lambs, Clarice.

>> No.14510012

>>14510007
S'just what people always tell me. As in "X is lewd, you just do the same shit over and over."
Fuck you I read that spoiler in Hopkins' voice

>> No.14510018

>>14510012
That's not really answering my question, is it? What are the things in your stories that make them repetitive? Help me help you.

>> No.14510029

>>14510007
brb, having liver with fava beans and a nice chianti

>> No.14510033

>>14509996
>not wanting Kos-chan's (or Kosm-chan, as some say) parasite

>> No.14510044
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>>14509996
>>14510033
Rom is a cutie.

>> No.14510048
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>>14509996

>> No.14510052
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>>14510033
Kos is a flabby old christmas-cake-turned-MILF.
Ebbie is a cute pure cosmic daughteru.

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14510055

>>14510033

>> No.14510056

>>14510055
Waste of Skin is the only way to go, I want to be able to relate to the character I play as.

>> No.14510069
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14510069

My love is a fever; longing still, for that which no longer nurseth the disease!

>> No.14510075

>'I sense a disturbance in the Force'
>'As if thousands of voices cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced'
>Meanwhile in Monoeye City
>'BOROS-SAMAAAAAAAA WHHHHHHHHY!?'

>> No.14510076

>>14510075
Take your OPM nonsense back to /a/ you nincompoop!

>> No.14510078

>>14510076
But there are hundreds of thousands of Gazers crying!

>> No.14510085

>>14510078
They will cry harder when I let them know that Murata's talent as an artist is being wasted on absolute garbage

>> No.14510089
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14510089

Please accept her present and don't make her awawa

>> No.14510090
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14510090

golem tech

>> No.14510098

>>14510089
But I want to make her awawa by "accidentally" touching her hands while taking the present.

>> No.14510099

>>14510089
>don't make her awawa
No one can promise this.

>> No.14510101

>>14510090
Make sure not to burn it.

>> No.14510105

>>14510098
That's too lewd! She just alerted every Wendigo in a 5 block radius to your location!

>> No.14510111

>>14510105
Is it time to stand still and hold breath?

>> No.14510113

>>14510105
In that large a radius? I thought she was a Wendigo, not a howler monkey.

>> No.14510119

>>14510090
What happens when/if I put my dick in there?

>> No.14510120

>>14510113
It's basically a quarter of a mile.

>> No.14510121

>>14509256
Cuuute.

>> No.14510128
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>>14510111
They can't see you if you don't move

>> No.14510131

>>14510128
that is some adorable shit

>> No.14510134

>>14510131
Don't forget that you can surprise hug her and her squeal while she wiggles in your grip.

>> No.14510143
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>>14510131
Wendigos accel in that.

>> No.14510150

Can someone tell me what awawa means?

>> No.14510155

>>14510150
It's the nervous sound a Wendigo makes when she's scared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jb7dKVMdxE

>> No.14510156

>>14510089
I'll put my dick in her mouth and she won't be able to awawa anymore.

>> No.14510159

>>14510155
I was literally just about to post that.

>> No.14510162
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>>14510150
Ah-wah-wah
A Wendigo does it whenever distressed, excited, or horny on some occasions.

>> No.14510163

>>14510150
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/4/4e/Inazuma-Secretary_3.ogg
Something like the start of that.

>> No.14510186
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14510186

>>14510044
>>14510033
>>14510052
>There are people who have the worst taste in the world to deny Ebrietas and Maria

Kos please go and help Iosefka deliver.

>>14510018
That's literally really the only feedback I've gotten from other writefags. Is I'm 'repetitive'. No flesh. Just shitty, rubbery fat.

>> No.14510190

>>14510163
Ooooohhh I understand. Das cute

>> No.14510191

>>14510090
Silly anon, you don't put bread between buns, you put your hot dog there!

>> No.14510195

>>14510186
>That's literally really the only feedback I've gotten from other writefags. Is I'm 'repetitive'. No flesh. Just shitty, rubbery fat.
We're going in circles. Just give us one of your pastes and let us see for ourselves what the fuck you're talking about.

>> No.14510205

>>14509243
There is nothing wrong with Elin thighs.

>> No.14510218

>>14510205
They're perfect for grabbing onto when slamming into an Elin.

>> No.14510221

>>14510195
I'd rather not. They're not complete.

>> No.14510231

>>14510221
So why are you complaining to us?
We can't really help you if we don't know the story.

>> No.14510323
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14510323

Which is funnier for Mermaids to be singing?
1.Lewd sea-shanties
2. Shitty, anachronistic pop-songs

>> No.14510326
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14510326

Which snek makes the best imouto?

>> No.14510327

>>14510326
Rebellious Apophis.

>> No.14510330
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>>14510323
They only sing Siren-esque songs though.

>> No.14510332
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>>14510326
Adopted Medusa Imouto.

>> No.14510334

>>14510330
Why would non-sirens sing like that?

>> No.14510347
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14510347

Consider the following: like the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser, there is a sort of puzzle-box-thingie that opens a dimensional door. It leads to a massive cloister in an alien dimension, where in lewd Dark Priests make their home. You open the door, and you end up in there to lead a life of lewd devotion as penance for your sins.

>> No.14510351

>>14510347
What sins?

>> No.14510356

>>14510351
Well, you know. Fapping, watching porn, having fetishes, holding hands, all that stuff everyone is guilty of and can be punished in lewd ways for.

>> No.14510359
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14510359

Christmas wife.
From ramen.
Thank you ramen.

>> No.14510362
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>>14510326
Grape snakes.

>> No.14510364

>>14510356
You know, I'd rather think the Dark Priestesses would applaud lewdness. You'd get punished for being such a prude cunttease virgin.

>> No.14510365

>>14510332
The only medusa I want Has purple hair and glasses

>> No.14510367

>>14510364
Maybe you missed the part where the punishment for lewdness is more lewdness? It's an excuse, anon.

>> No.14510368

>>14510362
>>14510327
>You will never be a grepsnek's onii-chan, being the one barrier stopping her from following her more basic, destructive instincts
>You will never teach her to be a good girl
>You will never teach her that the greatest thing she'll ever learn
>Is to love and be loved in return

>> No.14510370

>>14510365
Do her riding skills extend to riding cocks?

>> No.14510371
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14510371

>>14510365
But is she a lamia though?
Noooo.

>> No.14510373
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14510373

>>14510368
>You will never be a grepsnek's onii-chan, being the one barrier stopping her from following her more basic, destructive instincts
You're right, I'd want to nurture her Pharaoh removing instincts and make her into a fine ruler.

>> No.14510379

>>14510368
>>14510373
Big fat grape onee-san is better

>> No.14510383
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14510383

Imma try doing some random request streams, feel free to hop in

>> No.14510385

>>14510334
Because actual Sirens are the ones singing those pop songs and shit.

>> No.14510387

>TFW waiting for the weekly collection update
Hurry up ELH

>>14510359
Now this cute, Christmas waifus are the best! We need more of them!

>> No.14510391
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14510391

>>14510383

>> No.14510392

>>14510391
Who is this gorgeous babe?

>> No.14510393

>>14510383
Draw a Wurm, maybe?
Or a kunoichi.
Or a reverse trap monstergirl that you like.

>> No.14510401

>>14510387
>Expecting updates from the faggot who's probably fapping to his post apocalyptic wasteland in FallOut 4

>> No.14510402

>>14510383
>>14510391
Haohi feet when?

>> No.14510410

>>14510383
>>14510391
picarto.tv/less

>> No.14510411

>>14510392
Shape-shifting mistress of hotness maybe?

>> No.14510414

>>14510383
>that garbage sack
Is Laska homesick?

>> No.14510419

>.less' request stream
>manticore is the first request

Fucking amazing.

>> No.14510424

>>14510419
It's like poetry

It rhymes

>> No.14510428
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14510428

>>14510419
Praise tail pussy.

>> No.14510430

>>14510424
Manticores are the key to all of this.

>> No.14510433

>>14510424

It's gonna be great.

>> No.14510434

>>14510428
It's certainly bigger than the last one.

>> No.14510443
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14510443

>>14510414

>> No.14510453

>>14510428
Something about this is just making me want to give a manticore headscratches. Maybe some behind the ears too.
I want to make a Manticore purr. Or do they chuff?

>> No.14510463

>>14510443
>you will never toss Laska into the death sack

>> No.14510471

>>14510463
>You will never sack Laska, condemning her to a life on the streets

>> No.14510474

>>14510471
>You will never send Laska to Iosefka's Clinic while telling her it's totally safe.

>> No.14510475

>>14510471
>You will never pay Laska $5 for a purring blowjob in the back alley

>> No.14510481

>>14510463
>>14510471
>>14510474
>>14510475
I want Laska to have a business job, than after losing several deals is stuck having to service dicks all day!

>> No.14510485

>>14510475
>>14510481
Laska is not for sexual, she's for the trash can.

>> No.14510486

>>14510463
>>14510471
>You will never yell out SWIGGITY SWAG GET IN MY BAG before capturing Laska
>You will never force her to feast upon your member's yeast
>She'll never cry at your constant rhyming, likening you to a bridge troll or Rumpelstiltskin
>You will never bully her by telling her
"Though you had aroused by interest in err, I'll be sure that it is my heir you will bear! A fine child, for a cat so meek and mild! Now into the sack, and let's just see your Daddy's heart crumble to black!"

>> No.14510492

>>14509766
You post this same picture in every thread and I want to know why.

>> No.14510497

cute little dancing wurms in cute little outfits

>> No.14510509

>>14510497
Like renaissance troubadour outfits?

>> No.14510510
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14510510

Want to go for a ride Anon?

>> No.14510512

>>14510510
Make me.

>> No.14510518

>>14510509
ALL the outfits
One wurm per outfit and one outfit per wurm.

>> No.14510522

>>14510510
Yes. Very yes.

>> No.14510539
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14510539

>>14510510
>>14510510
>Wanting to fuck r63 horse pussy over the best waifu in league of league-ends

>> No.14510543
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14510543

>>14510497
>>14510509
>>14510518

>> No.14510549

>>14510510
I'd ride that ass.

>> No.14510552
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14510552

>>14510539
>Yuki-Onna
>Not Yuki-Neko

Stay away from my waifu you dirty silver.

>> No.14510587

>>14510089
>Holst wearing big fluffy coat
>Where's her present
>she blushes and undoes her coat
>her breasts are wrapped in ribbons ]
>some parts are soaked through with milk and leaking down

>> No.14510595

>>14510587
oh baby

>> No.14510605

>>14510510
This wouldn't happen to be a ride to the Steppes, would it?

>> No.14510635

>>14510510
I want to rid the horse pussy Until she's too bloated to move.

>> No.14510640

>>14510605
No, it's through the Plaguelands.

>> No.14510651
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14510651

Consider the following:
bishie getting his butt pinched with MASSIVE CLAWS when he's trying to enjoy the beach.

>> No.14510655

>>14510651
He deserves it. Beaches suck.

>> No.14510659

>>14510651
Hopefully a Dragon bully will save him and kick sand in the Cancer's face

>> No.14510662

>>14510659
Unfortunately the silly Dragon tried to impress everyone and flew into a storm, ending up on a raft with a man who wants to sail around the world and his Sea Slime wife.

>> No.14510667
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14510667

>>14510651
All the sharks would be beach bullies!

>> No.14510668

>>14510662
Then maybe her Jabberwock Onee-san can save him, or her Wurm Imouto, or her Wyvern Twin, or her Ryu cousin.

Come on, one of those Dragons has to save that bishie.

>> No.14510670

>>14510651
ouch

>> No.14510673

>>14510651
>the INSULT that made a BARA out of BORIS

>> No.14510674

>>14510667
I want to bully the shark bullies.

>> No.14510675

Ooh, .less is drawing a yeti in a maid dress.

>> No.14510678

>>14510673
So that's the story behind Balalaika's right hand man.

>> No.14510683
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14510683

>>14510674
Huh?! You got a problem, punk?!

>> No.14510686

>>14510667
>I'M A SHARK!!! I'LL SUCK YOUR DIIICK!! I'M A SHARK!

>> No.14510689

>>14510675
>Go on .less' stream
>"NO MEMES ALLOWED"
Why is this allowed?

>> No.14510694

>>14510689
Picarto thought it would be a good idea to add reddit meme faces as chat emoticons, .less' chat found them

>> No.14510695

>>14510689
Because Picarto lets you access them.

>> No.14510696

>>14510689
There was a conversation about memes, I think. I wasn't there when it happened. But someone discovered that Picarto has chat icons for memes like trollface, rage comic faces, and all that other shit that went out of date years ago.
As a response to that, .less added that little message there.

>> No.14510699

I want to take my thick, meaty orcs to the beach and have them wear string bikinis that are a few sizes too small.

>> No.14510701

>>14510696
He's the last person who can complain about memes.

>> No.14510702

>>14510699
Are they faceless P'Orcs who'll knock over a shota's sandcastle and molest him?

>> No.14510703

>>14510689
>>14510694
>>14510695
>>14510696
>Doesn't like memes
>Draws a disproportionately large amount of memecat and memelion
Also I thought .less said he wasn't drawing for the rest of the holiday season. Doesn't he have a huge backlog of drawings/commissions/requests to do?

>> No.14510705

>>14510702
No, they're a group of orcs with faces that are going to play in the water, sun themselves, or try to nap with me under an umbrella.

Except for the chubbiest one who will be working a grill at the end of the day to make us dogs and burgers.

>> No.14510711

>>14510703
>memecat and memelion

Those aren't memes, though. Just a monstergirl character, and a monstergirl with a large amount of art.

>> No.14510727

>>14510683
Sharks are dumb, that's why they have to be bullies.

>> No.14510730
File: 3.85 MB, 1085x1239, First worthwhile thing .less has drawn in eons.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
14510730

>>14510675

>> No.14510737

>>14510730
>Filename
What about Haohi?

>> No.14510738

>>14510737
>Haohi
>Good

I would rather take a fat alp.

>> No.14510743

>>14510737
>footfag pandering
>noteworthy

>> No.14510744

>>14510737
>Haohi
>Good
That's a funny joke anon.

>> No.14510750

>>14510738
You make it sound like a plump alp, one who is preferably your senior, is a bad thing.

>> No.14510751
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14510751

>>14510730

>> No.14510752

>>14510750
Please,
Muscled elf kohai is were it's at

>> No.14510755

>>14510730
>Master please, now is not the time for hugs, the kitchen is filthy
>Maybe a quick 5 minute hug

>> No.14510756

>>14510730
Why does she have claws?

>> No.14510757

>>14510737
Give it a rest, foot-kun.

>> No.14510759
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14510759

>>14510730
He's drawing a cute phoenix now. One of Thunderbrother's OC's or something.

>>14510737
>Wanting skanky angels

No.

>> No.14510760 [SPOILER] 
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>>14510492
I dont know

>> No.14510761

>>14510730
There's something incredibly off about her face.
And by "off", I mean she looks fucking stoned.

>> No.14510763
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14510763

>>14510752
This.

>> No.14510764

>>14510743
I'd rather fuck a Yeti's feet than Haohi's.

>> No.14510768

>>14510755
>"Master's gonna have my warmth whether he wants it or not!"

>> No.14510773

>>14510760
You post this same picture too!

>> No.14510776

Alice as an Alice from Madness Returns when

>> No.14510777

>>14510751
Oh god what.

>> No.14510780

>>14510764
A yeti would rather fuck you with her feet too
http://i.imgur.com/0c79PwW.png

>> No.14510783
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14510783

>>14510773

>> No.14510784
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14510784

>>14510683

>> No.14510785

>>14510780
I change my mind, that looked better in my head

>> No.14510786

>>14510759
>Thunderbrother's OC's
She's Hyphens.

>> No.14510791

>>14510783
This is just stupid. Ushi Onis are stupid.

>> No.14510796

>>14510786
Ah, okay. I just saw TB talking about her on the stream, and posting references, so I assumed.

>> No.14510812
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14510812

Line 388
http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4
>Social Descender (TARABUL)

It's been a little while again.

>> No.14510821

>>14510756
What if all Yetis have claws, but they're hidden under layers and layers of fluff?

>> No.14510866

>>14510812
Nice worldbuilding. I can't believe I haven't read this yet.

>> No.14510867

>>14510812
Glad you're not dead, it has been a while.

>> No.14510871

>>14510812
Welcome back.
>NEET Princess
Cute.

>> No.14510883

>>14510730
where's the rest of the stream drawings?

>> No.14510887

>>14510883
http://puu sh/m2ETx/461cb93adc.png
http://puu sh/m2KTJ/45c48e2253.png

>> No.14510894

>>14510883
Oh, and the newest one.
http://puu sh/m2OEu/d52e8c3cf6.png

>> No.14510896

>>14510812
Awww, poor vizier-chan. I want to marry her and play the game of thrones with her!

>> No.14510897

>>14510887
>>14510894
nice

>> No.14510899

>>14510812
Are you gonna make a story about the vizier?

>> No.14510906

>>14509960
>can't cook
All you really need to do is convince her to follow her recipes; then it should turn out fine.

>> No.14510908

>>14510090
tee hee

>> No.14510909

>>14510887
>>14510894
>tfw I will probably never get rolled
>tfw I will probably never get Goth Holstaur drawn

>> No.14510911

>>14510867
>>14510871
I've put up a couple of greentexts in the aptly named greentext repository meanwhile, you might be interested in those, too.
http://pastebin.com/dDsJrNwx

>>14510899
>>14510896
Aww, you guys always get a crush on some minor character. Lucky I love spinoffs, I guess!

Taking out her frustration and humiliation on her butler? I could see it happening. I'd imagine the steamy Manticore-on-Tanuki drugged yuri rape she had to pay her way with would be too out there for the thread, though.

>> No.14510912

>>14510090
I know about toasted buns, but I've never heard of toasting buns!

>> No.14510916

>>14510911
The butler thing sounds great
>Manticore-on-Tanuki drugged yuri rape would be too out there for the thread
I dunno man, If there's one thing that I learned from these threads is that someone, somewhere wants to wank to it.

>> No.14510918

>>14510912
I'd rather put a bun in her oven

>> No.14510933

>>14510651
You know, I'd like Cancer more if it wasn't for the eye stalks. Those things make it creepy.

>> No.14510945

>>14510812
God bless, Harblador. You made my day.

>> No.14510965
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14510965

>>14510791
Quit lying to yourself and everyone else.

>> No.14510970

>>14510784
Rough shark lovin', had me a blaaaast.
Rough shark lovin', happened so faaaast.

>> No.14510976

>>14510965
You sir, are a man of class and fine taste

>> No.14510983

>>14510933

also if it looked less like a girl being eaten alive by a giant crab.

>> No.14510988

>>14510965
I'm only telling the truth. Ushi Oni worst girl.

>> No.14510997

>>14510988
>I'm only telling the truth.
Do you have a single fact to back that up.

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14511025

>>14510997
are we really gonna have to do this?

>> No.14511035

>>14511025
You think you know better than KC what monster girls deserve the most love?

>> No.14511041

>>14511035
I think Ilias made monster girls on purpose.

>> No.14511048

.less is now drawing a Manticore choking an Alp via a headlock

>> No.14511049

>>14511041
Chew you havisfaction a singlelicious satisfact to snack that up?

>> No.14511060

>>14511048
The weak should fear the strong

>> No.14511061

>>14511048
>"Out here, it's bully, or be bullied!"

>> No.14511066

>>14511060
I'll assume that you're the one that that requested it.

>> No.14511067
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14511067

The Kikimora's are getting ready for Christmas! What about you?

>> No.14511068

>>14511066
Sure

>> No.14511069

This is the quietest the thread's been on a Sunday in a long time. Is everyone having a life for once over the holidays or is it just the stream distracting people?

>> No.14511073

>>14511067
Going to finish up rewriting a short story I wrote for my dad as a Christmas present.

>> No.14511075

>>14511068
Lucky ;_;

>> No.14511079

>>14511069
for me it's sketching and the .less' stream

>> No.14511084

>>14511075
Yeah I honestly didn't think I was gonna get a request in. Alp bullying was a lot better than my other bland idea.

>> No.14511085
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14511085

>>14511067
I'm not entirely opposed to sleeping through the next week or so If I could.

Sadly 26 hours is my record and that's not nearly close enough to being a week.

>> No.14511086

>>14511069
I'm just lurking. I normally only post when there's someone talking about one of the girls I like.

>> No.14511091

>>14511085
Ultra rare holographic Kiki!

>> No.14511102
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14511102

thanks less

>> No.14511104

>>14511102
Samantha Hyde will save this thread from Alps

>> No.14511105

>>14511102
I love it!

>> No.14511108

>>14511067
>monster girls celebrating Christmas
Imagine trying to explain Christian doctrine and theology to a monster girl.

>> No.14511111

>>14511102
I had a good laugh.

>> No.14511112

>>14511067
I still think this looks lovely.

Also, I've been cleaning house to prepare for the coming day of holly.

>>14511085
>click/stop on red fringe

Be still, thy beating heart. Miss Robin Red-breast is beautiful.

>> No.14511115
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14511115

>>14511104
fool, this'll only attract more Alps!

>> No.14511119

>KC had to finish the doujin by this morning
>No tweets about making it in time
He failed and committed seppuku didn't it?

>> No.14511125

>>14511067
>Someone saved my really hasty coloring
This feels pretty nice.

>> No.14511126

>>14511115
I want this Alp to bully me instead.

>> No.14511128

>>14511119
He's channeling his inner Japanese office worker and staying late to finish it, no time for tweets

>> No.14511131

>>14511102
Manticores are scary!

>> No.14511138

>>14511115
You gotta have your name on 100% of the time? Feels like you're just attentionwhoring now.

>> No.14511144

>>14511138
Doing /anything/ of note is attentionwhoring. Artfagging is attentionwhoring. Writefagging is attentionwhoring.

>> No.14511146

>>14511144
Shut up attention whore

>> No.14511148

>>14511131
Manticores olev

>> No.14511150

>>14510784
GONNA BOP HER NOSE

>> No.14511151

>>14511144
...not what I was getting at.

>> No.14511152

>>14511138
He won't stop until alpfaggotry has taken over this thread, it seems.

>Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.
We knew this so long ago. And yet even ironic alp-posters didn't take heed.

>> No.14511153

>>14511146
Replying to posts is attention whoring, anon.
Posting is attention whoring.

>> No.14511155

>>14511152
>unironically hating alps
How is it possible for a man in such a heterosexual thread to be such an enormous faggot?

>> No.14511159

>>14511155
>actually wanting to suck alp dick

Fucking straightfaggots.

>> No.14511165

>>14511159
>alp
>dick
Pick one.

>> No.14511167

>>14511159
>alp
>dick
Oh no. He's retarded.

>> No.14511168

>>14511155
Not him, but I like Alps.

Yet I also loathe the obnoxious following they have.

>> No.14511172

>>14511165
>>14511167
The "straightfaggot" thing didn't tip you off to the absurd nature of the post?

>> No.14511174

>>14511172
Anon pls, everything you post is absurd.

>> No.14511176

>>14511138
eh, I just tend to forget to take the name off for those few times I actually post something unrelated to translations ect. here

you would've known its me from the filename anyway, no?

>> No.14511178

>>14511168
I only ever see people talking about bullying them. Is that what you mean?

>>14511172
It's a perfectly valid chan-style neologism, anon. You could've easily been serious. Also everything posted in this thread is absurd.

>> No.14511180

>>14511112
Well here's the 11th frame if you want it.
https://i.imgur.com/q0mYz07.png

>> No.14511181
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14511181

>>14511073
>>14511112
The Christmas Kikimora's wish you a clean and Kiki Christmas!

>>14511108
I don't think it really matters to them anon. It's the bright and happy days they should care about instead.

>>14511085
Truly the most amazing of Kiki's.
Now I wish there was a variant where her maid outfit changes in color.

And a variant where both happens.

>> No.14511186

>>14511168
So Alp-lovers are like Bronies; no one really hates the thing itself (it's just a kid's cartoon, like one of the other hundreds like it, neither particularly good or awful) so much as they hate the shitty community around it?

>> No.14511188

>>14511186
Doesn't everything have a shitty community though?

>> No.14511190

>>14511186
So essentially every fandom ever?

>> No.14511192

>>14511186
So basically /mgt/.

>> No.14511193

>>14511176
>you would've known its me from the filename anyway, no?
I don't think anyone ever paid attention to your filename in the first place, so probably not.

>> No.14511196

>>14511186
Wait until some faggo- >>14511192

Damn that was fast.

>> No.14511201

>>14511193
Someone would have, we do have that guy here who can pick out individuals based on their typing style.

>> No.14511202

>>14511181
>not wanting your monster girl waifu to be your sister in Christ as well as your lover
>not wanting your monster girl waifu to be your wife in the eyes of God as well as man
>not wanting your monster girl waifu to experience the joy of rebirth in Christ
>not wanting your monster girl waifu to be saved by divine grace and join you before the throne of God in the next life

DEGENERACY

>> No.14511205

>>14511188
Usually, it's not the community that's shitty, but rather the people who feel they should best represent it. Those who should represent don't, while those that do shouldn't.

>> No.14511207

>>14511196
I can pick a past thread at random to prove my point.

You really wanna do this?

>> No.14511209

>>14511201
>we do have that guy here who can pick out individuals based on their typing style
I am him.

>> No.14511217

>>14511209
Ooh, ooh! Do me! Do me!

>> No.14511225

>>14511217
I have nothing to go on fampai.

>> No.14511228
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>>14511202
>Wanting to sully Christ-chan as some flavor of the month MG
TRUE DEGENERACY

>> No.14511229

>>14511217
>Ooh, ooh! Do me! Do me!

Thirsty slut.

>> No.14511230

>>14511108
>explaining Christmas to a group of Wendigo
>There's this holiday humans celebrate at the end of the year when it snows
>They add colorful lights to fir trees and bring family over to eat lots and lots of meat
>After they eat their meat, they give each other gifts wrapped in red and green paper and put bows and ribbons on them
>Then they don't see each other again for a few months
>And then they do it all again the next year
>various oohs and ahhs as the Wendigo listen intently to the story of Christmas and Jesus

>> No.14511232

>>14511228
Fuck you, I read that too fast and now I'm imagining a monster girl based on Chris-chan. You'd better take responsibility.

>> No.14511237

>>14511181
>Now I wish there was a variant where her maid outfit changes in color.

>And a variant where both happens.

I'm too tired to do it now but I'll do both whenever I wake up tomorrow. Probably should have done so from the beginning honestly.

Unless I end up being a liar and do shog instead. Who knows at this very moment.

>> No.14511240

>>14511230
Do they get pudding after they eat their meat? I want to feed pudding to a Wendigo after she eats her meat.

>> No.14511244
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>>14511209
So /mgg/, what's your preferred age range for your waifu?
>Barely legal: Just reached age of consent.
>Younger: Close, but you're older. Think like being her senpai.
>Equal: No more than a 1 year difference.
>Older: She'd be your senpai.
>MILF: Ara ara~ range.
>GILF: coming up on the end of her first century.
>Magic: She's seen several countries rise/fall.

>> No.14511246

>>14511232
there are few things I'll take responsibility for:
>ripping a bad fart in a car full of friends
>my awesome mac and cheese bake
>impregnating a harem of MG's
but I'm sorry anon I can't take responsibility for your lack of reading comprehension

>> No.14511247

>>14511240
Only the best chocolate vanilla swirl pudding for Wendigo

>> No.14511249

Anyone have that story about a vampire girl who's temporarily a hobo?

>> No.14511250

>>14511244
Huh. Don't know why that's a reply.

>> No.14511256

>>14511244
Equal or older.

>> No.14511259

>>14511244
Is age of consent basically like when they can talk for MGs? 'Age of consent' too loose a definition here.

>> No.14511260

>>14511228
Was Christ-chan based off of Frimelda from FFTA2? Because that's all I think of whenever I see her.

>> No.14511263

>>14511259
Whatever the age is in your country that you can sleep with a girl and it isn't considered sex with a minor.

>> No.14511265

>>14511244
>MILF: Ara ara~ range.
That's retarded. You should have used Cake.

>> No.14511266

>>14511244
MILFy ara ara is the best.

>> No.14511270

>>14511230
>telling monster girls the story of Jesus
>they ooh and ahh at all the people he helped and the things he said
>"He sounds like such a great guy! His wife must have been so pretty!"
>monsterlogic.png
>have to tell them that he was executed unmarried and a virgin
Imagine the trauma, anon. The looks of horror on their faces.

>>14511237
Do Roomba-chan.

>>14511244
Equal to MILF.

>> No.14511271

>>14511263
Then a few years younger than that.

>> No.14511277

>>14511244

close to equal/equal or slightly older would be ideal

>> No.14511278

>>14511244
What's below Barely Legal? Because I'll take whatever's below that, plus up to and including GILF, Magic, and whatever might be beyond that.

>> No.14511279

>>14511244
>Barely Legal
Lower than that, but not much older than me. That's my range.

Magic is acceptable with an appropriate appearance for the above range though.

>> No.14511282

>>14511244
Older / CC ara ara

>> No.14511284

>>14511270
Roomba-chan doesn't have a soul. Magic doesn't work with her.

>> No.14511286

>>14511244
I find myself leaning towards the older ones or ones closer to my age, mostly because I've had horrible luck with the younger lasses.

That moment when girls my age are already older/cake tier

>> No.14511291

>>14511284
Rude!

>> No.14511292

>>14511244
it's weird some MG's I can only see as being older and some I can only see as being younger, and some more I can see being either.
>not having a harem of MG's with different ages and personalities
ah hell, I just want to see a newly liched young woman try to act all tough in front of a centuries old Kitsune
>O-of course I was there at the sacking of Rome!
>I also played chess with Napoleon too!
>I helped George Washington at Bunker Hill!
>Stop laughing! I'm serious! I'm MUCH older than you!

>> No.14511296

>>14511286
Lucky.

>> No.14511303

>>14511291
RoomBUREI-chan isn't a thing though. So it's not rude it's the truth.

>> No.14511306

>>14511244
Younger to MILF.

>> No.14511308

>>14511244
Equal or Older.

>> No.14511312

>>14510796
TB here. Is someone posing as me in a stream chat?

>> No.14511313

>>14511244
Older to Magic

>> No.14511314

>>14511244
Equal or Older

>> No.14511315

>>14511312
He probably thinks you're Thundragon, which is an alias of Hyphens.

>> No.14511317

>>14511312
Nope, anon's getting you confused with Hyphen who goes by thundragon on tumblr and streams.

>> No.14511319

>>14511312
No, I'm actually just retarded and super drunk. There's a user called "Thundragon". For some reason I read it as "Thunderbrother". Probably because "d" and "b" look the same, so my brain saw "Thunderb" and filled in the rest.

>> No.14511330

>>14511315
>>14511317
>>14511319
Got it. Carry on, then.

Tanuki coming soon, after completion of last scene in the chapter and several editing passes.

>> No.14511339
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>>14511330
COON POON

>> No.14511349
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>Tiny paladin
WHAT DO?

>> No.14511351

>>14511339
That's a nice tush.

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>>14511228
Everything is corruptable, anon.

>> No.14511366

>>14511339
I want to be hired by a Tanuki for stress relief, only to end up fucking her until she gets heart pupils in her eyes while she protests that she's had enough.
Yes I'll take responsibility.

>> No.14511367

>>14511349
At least it's not another fucking shirohebi.

Arm her with a toothpick and sign her up for some of those Japanese bug fights.

Her indignant rage shall bring flawless victory and great fortune.

>> No.14511368

>>14511349
Tape to a table and hotglue.

>> No.14511373

>>14511349
Corrupt her into a cute fairy?

>> No.14511377

>>14511364
>that tail is a little too fat

>> No.14511381

>>14511349
Give her a rapier made using an iron nail and some wrappings, along with armour made from a can of Sunny D.
She can fight fairies.

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>>14511366
She's just wants to make sure you give her her money's worth.

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>>14511102

>> No.14511421 [SPOILER] 
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>>14511067
We sure are.

>> No.14511423

>>14511102
>>14511418
I want to cuddle an Alp and tell her I think she's cool and strong!

>> No.14511427

>>14511423
Don't lie to her, Anon. Tell her to play to her strengths, like how cute and girly she is.

>> No.14511429

>>14511377
>bullying succubi about the size and shape of their tails

>> No.14511430

>>14511421
>Red skin
>Blue twintails
>Glasses
>Smug
Hot Da-
>Flat as a board
>No butt to compensate
And there goes my boner...

>> No.14511432

Did Less not post the link to the finished Seaport Hime picture in his stream? I can't find it, and screw making an account on Picarto just to ask for it.

>> No.14511433

>>14511393
You don't understand anon, I want to go beyond what she payed me for and keep fucking her until she's coated in white from her calves to her tits.
I want to fuck her mouth until my semen is overflowing from her lips.
I want her to look at me with hearts in her eyes and demand I marry her so she can keep me with her forever.

>> No.14511441

I want to listen to abrasive, head-banging disco electro-house music with my beloved!

>> No.14511444

>>14511429
>You'll never tease a chubby succubus about her big fat spadetail until she sneaks into your room, pins you down, and jerks you off with it until you admit how you've always thought it was sexy.

>> No.14511445
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>>14511433
My, my. Someone's an eager boy. You'll help her get all clean since you're the one who got her dirty, right?

>> No.14511446

>>14511244
>no loli
Into the trash it goes

>>14511421
Meh, the original tanned skin looks better

>> No.14511450
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>>14511244
Magical lolis

>> No.14511455

>>14511446
>Using loli as an age measurement instead of a body type
Sorry I don't condone pedophilia?

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>>14511446
Kill joys.

>> No.14511458

>>14511445
Yeah, I'll draw a bath and scrub her down until she's clean as the day she was born.
Then comes the cuddling.

>> No.14511459

>>14511429
Big meaty spadetails are the best for fondling and coiling around you during cuddling and fucking and cuddlefucking.

>> No.14511460

I want to be a shota and bully a loli tanuki

>> No.14511468
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14511468

A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name Hydra
Species: Hydra
Half human, half snake extraspecies. They possess snake like hair, if it is cut off it will grow back. "It seems her hobby is dressing fashionably!"

Alright so the name needs some explanation. Basically, there are two ways to spell Hydra in katakana, apparently. Her name is the first ハイドラ (haidora) and her species is the second ヒュドラ (hyudora). So who the fuck knows. Also the game should be going up in just over 2 hours. Maybe. I assume it's launching 12pm their time, but we don't have any confirmed time just sometime today.

>> No.14511476

>>14511460
How would you feel if she grew up into a shortstack and then had her bodyguards kidnap you, strip you down, and tie you up in the basement of her house.
Then she'd strip down and jerk you off until you reached the edge, then stop and wait for you to cool down before starting again.
She'll only let you cum if you apologize for bullying her and agree to become her husband.

>> No.14511477

>>14511455
Yeah, only gerontophilia
Pretty disgusting desu

>> No.14511479

>>14511468
>They possess snake like hair, if it is cut off it will grow back.
Cut off one and two more take its place?

>> No.14511491

>>14511432
Nobody?
I scoured as much of the chat was I could scroll through, but didn't see anything.

>> No.14511496

>>14511244
All acceptable but I prefer older to milf

>> No.14511504

>>14511349
She looks scared. Comfort her and give her a tiny suit of armor.

>> No.14511505

>>14511491
Don't think he did but I'm sure he'll upload it to his blog once he's done.

>> No.14511513

>>14511505
Fair enough.

>> No.14511514

>>14511476
>short
>stack
I'm not apologising for shit.

>> No.14511517
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>tfw no busty Sphinx mother to force you to drink from her chest mounted calcium cannons

>> No.14511524

>>14511479
Who the hell knows. For all intents and purposes, she's a medusa that can't petrify people it seems.

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Soon...?

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>>14511102
Manticores are cute.
CUTE!

>> No.14511534

>>14511531
I'm glad that one's dead.
Fucking 3DPD-tier cunt.

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>>14511534
Never read the story she's from. I just like the cute art for her.

>> No.14511554

>>14511514
So you're just gonna let her keep jerking you off like that anon? With no hope of releasing it yourself and having her come down and feed you your meals?
You're gonna want her to get you off eventually anon.

>> No.14511559

>>14511531
I want a Manticore to sneak into my room and rape me with her tailpussy.
Then I'll wrap my arms around her so she can't escape!
I want to cuddle her into submission and do all sorts of nice things for her, like make her breakfast in the morning!

>> No.14511561

>>14511554
No I fucking won't.

>> No.14511578

>>14511561
Explain why you don't want a shortstack Tanuki to jerk you off into her mouth anon.

>> No.14511584

>>14511578
I already did.

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>>14511578
Because a handjob is boring. You can get that from anyone. If it's a shortstack, you can get standing paizuri or, if she's particularly smug, skullfuck her until she's gagging on semen.

>> No.14511595

>>14511593
Well if you apologize, she'll let you do what you want with her body.
Also, I think the term you're looking for is Facefuck because skullfucking is something completely different and horrible.

>> No.14511598

>>14511595
I dunno, he seems pretty well versed. I'm sure he knew exactly what he said.

>> No.14511601

>>14511595
I want to skullfuck a zombie!

>> No.14511603

>>14511595
Whatever, you got my meaning. Point is, you jam your dick down her throat and start pumping until her stomach is swollen with cum.

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>"I hope Anon shows up today."
>"I made this day really nice for him too, so that he'll want to go for a walk towards my shrine!"

>> No.14511605

>>14511598
>skullfuck until she's gagging on semen
>skullfuck
>gagging on semen
He had no idea what he was saying.

>> No.14511607

>>14511605
Depends on which way you angle the dick.

>> No.14511610

>>14511604
Should've knocked out his internet and TV with a thunderstorm, dumb Ryu.

>> No.14511613

>>14511604
That's racist. Not all humans like nice days.
Some of us like dreary overcast that transitions into a heavy rain.

>> No.14511614

Well, .less finished his stream. Here's the wrapup.

Definitely a cat.
http://puu sh/m2ETx/461cb93adc.png

Female Tidus as a mage.
http://puu sh/m2KTJ/45c48e2253.png

A stoned yeti.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/6201d2ffba38e590c1e2aef9461b4a3d/tumblr_nzopme1nN21tmjr83o8_1280.png

Fawkes.
http://puu sh/m2OEu/d52e8c3cf6.png

The complete plot of Metal Gear Rising.
http://puu sh/m2Usy/7239e9f781.png

Heterochromia the OC-hog.
http://puu sh/m2Tvb/e8ab01e248.png

Professional Monstergirl Thread derailer.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a8ac9b926c967e1e3941d7cb40e5c022/tumblr_nzopme1nN21tmjr83o5_1280.png

Tamanamobamasama.
http://puu sh/m31CU/bfb186f12e.png

And a girl who will never be able to wear a hat.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/c9d1d63f19cb5ca118d2fb9704f539f8/tumblr_nzopme1nN21tmjr83o1_1280.png

>> No.14511615

>>14511595
You know what I meant. Jam your dick into her mouth and start pumping into her throat until her stomach swells up from cum.

>> No.14511618

>>14511604
Sorry Water Wurm, nobody is coming.

>> No.14511619

>>14511615
Yeah, that's facefucking.
And it's proof that you have good taste.

>> No.14511620

>>14510916
thats me

>> No.14511621

>>14511614
>Professional Monstergirl Thread derailer.
>lowercase D

>> No.14511628

>>14511621
Sorry, I'll Conform To Your Grammatical Standards Next time.

>> No.14511636

>>14511593
I wish to pin her down and shove my bone deep within her, until she pants, whines, and barks like the bitch she knows herself to be.

>> No.14511639

>>14511628
Sure thing, my Unconditional friend. it's Certainly important to Know the Many rules of Your native Dialect. In the end, Countless things depend on your Knowledge of the subject.

>> No.14511647

>>14511593
>shortstack
>not buttfucking her
terrible

>> No.14511653

>>14511647
>shortstack
>not getting things done around the house while you're doing a standing 69
>you get off and get the floor clean in time to get ready for that dinner you have to go to

>> No.14511662

>>14511653
>standing 69
did we just become best friends?

>> No.14511673

>>14511653
>get the floor clean

>Wheelbarrow plow shortstack while she scrubs the floors

>> No.14511679

>>14511673
What decadent efficiency. Truly remarkable.

>> No.14511686

I want an Earth Wurm. And a Fire Wurm, and a Wind Wurm, and a Water Wurm, and a Heart Wurm.

>> No.14511690
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>>14511686

>> No.14511691

>>14511686
>Fire Wurm
Just warm a potato up and you'll get the same result.

>> No.14511697

>>14511686
Just use Dragons Anon!

>Earth: Wurm
>Fire: Dragon
>Wind: Wyvern
>Water: Ryu
>Heart: Jabberwock

>> No.14511703

>>14511686
I want a wurm, a dragon, a wyvern, a ryu, and a jabberwock.

With their powers combined, I am captain planet.

>> No.14511712

>>14511697
>the lamest dragon gets the lamest power
Poetry

>> No.14511722

>>14511712
Someone didn't read the comics. Heart can not only induce empathy, but also manipulate people's hearts to do whatever you wanted. It's mind control in all but name. Ma-ti was just too nice to use it.

Still want Wonderland Dragon to have that kind of power.

>> No.14511726

>>14511712
I'll fight you.

>> No.14511745

>>14511712
Yeah, Wyverns are kinda wimpy aren't they?

>> No.14511749

>>14511745
As much as I love bullying Wyverns, heart is very clearly the lamest power ever.

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>>14511745
Motherfucker, I will end you!

>> No.14511753

>>14511697
>>14511712
>>14511722
>>14511745
>>14511749
>>14511750
Guy is obviously referring to Water and Ryu as the lamest. I mean really, it's water. What's she gonna do? Make me wet? Do I look like an Alp to her?

>> No.14511758

>>14511753
Nah. It's obviously a reference to her crying that no one visits her shrine.

Which is super lame. Who cries when they don't get what they want.

>> No.14511761

>>14511102
>getting to feel those manticore titties pressing into her from behind

Lucky little shit

>> No.14511769

>>14511753
I just said that heart is obviously the lamest.

>> No.14511770

>>14511753
That depends. Does Water mean water exclusively, or all forms of water (ice, steam, clouds, etc)? And does shee need a source of water to manipulate, or can she generate her own water?

>> No.14511771

>>14511618
>Water Wurm

You take that back, you ignorant slut!

>> No.14511772

>>14511769
You can't be the original poster of that. You see, he said that the lamest dragon had the lamest power. And Jabberwock is obviously not the lamest Dragon, so that rules her out.

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>>14511772
Wocks are shit.

>> No.14511781

>>14511778
Well then you just have bad tastes then.

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>>14511753
>>14511770
>it's water
>What's she gonna do?

>> No.14511792

Ryu and Wurm are good, the rest are shit.

>> No.14511795

>>14511792
Your argument has no leg to stand on.

>> No.14511797

>>14511778
I'll still fight you.

>> No.14511799
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>>14511771
Water Wurm, Water Wurm, Water Wurm!

Useless compared to a regular Wurm!

>> No.14511800

>>14509001
You mean this?

http://lovecanbesuchadragon.tumblr.com

>> No.14511807

>>14511800
That's cute.

>> No.14511809
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>>14511791
Some people can get very... creative about controlling water, anon.

>> No.14511811

>>14511797
http://40.media.tumblr.com/8943d33d7415925cd6259bccd55188ae/tumblr_nuznv5kK8z1r0w5oio1_500.png
WOCKS
ARE
SHIT

>> No.14511812

>>14511800
Furry

>> No.14511816

>>14511811
What the fuck anon. Holy shit why.

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>>14511811
Not cool man

>> No.14511818

>>14511811
GEE WOCK, HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU HAVE TWO WIENERS?

>> No.14511821

>>14511799

Anon it's not a good idea to try and make a Ryu depressed or angry. What did a Ryu ever do to you?

>> No.14511822

>>14511811
this hurts me and I'm not even a big fan of wocks

>> No.14511823

>>14511817
>>14511816
>clicking a tumblr link
You only have your self to blame.

>> No.14511825

>>14511811
I think the nose offends me the most.

>> No.14511828

>>14511811
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.14511830

>>14511818
I AM SHIVA, GOD OF DEATH

>> No.14511831

>>14511367
>>14511381
Well that's cute

>> No.14511832

>>14511614
>Fawkes
>not Fucks

YOU
BLEW
IT

>> No.14511835

>>14511811
I think I recognize that nose. Is that the artist who does those fugly butterface drawings of monstergirls for 'equality'?

>> No.14511838

>>14511832
But then that wouldn't be a reference people would get.

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14511839

>>14511811
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

>>14511821
Water Wurm.

>> No.14511840
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>>14511367
>Japanese bug fights
As if she stands a chance.

>> No.14511841

>>14511839
Now that's a nice soft Wock

I wanna cuddle her

>> No.14511844

>>14511534
Wait what?

She's dead?

Since when?

>> No.14511858

>>14511840
>Centipede in bug fights
Put her up against a real fighter and see how long she lasts. The answer is 'not very'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRkT7QYfqgw

>> No.14511863

>>14511614
>all those puu links
just upload them to an imgur album, you lazy faggot
http://imgur.com/a/0ioOM

>> No.14511870

>>14511839
I want to be sexually harassed by a Chubwock.

Story when?

>> No.14511872

>>14511858
>Stag Beetle named "Akuma"

Oh boy.

>> No.14511876

>>14511858
But she has heart and wants to win to impress the boy she likes!

>> No.14511877

>>14511831
My little murder machine is cutest.

>>14511840
She doesn't need a chance. Everything else does.

Never fight something that can be THAT tiny yet so angry at any given moment.

>> No.14511879

>>14511876
Too bad. As this thread will prove time and time again, no matter how much or how often you want something, you won't get it.

>> No.14511880

>>14511811
I wouldn't even mind if it wasn't for the fucking nose

>> No.14511881
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>>14511872
Could you withstand this 'raging demon'?
>>14511876
Heart doesn't stop a pair of pincers from impaling your squishy bits.

>> No.14511882
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>>14511858
Soldier Beetle Stronk.

>> No.14511883

DMM game is up for those who care. It's cool.

>> No.14511887

>>14511879
>>14511881
But she has to win! She's the plucky underdog!

>> No.14511889

>>14511881
>>14511882
I want to flick a Soldier Beetle's forehead.

>> No.14511890
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>>14511887
Life shits on underdogs. Maybe if she wasn't a stinky, sloppy NEET and actually practiced, life might not shit on her so much.

>> No.14511895

>>14511890
Nobody should have to deal with a shitty Mantis.

>> No.14511897

>>14511858
Eh, I've seen other battle that turned out differently

>> No.14511903

>>14511890
But what if she really did try but everyone was born better and happier then her?

>> No.14511941

>>14511895
>Mantis girls make for diligent maids, great cooks and steadfast companions, quiet though they may be
>Anon calls them shit

>> No.14511952

>>14511941
They also murder their husbands if they feel a bit hungry then proceed to eat them.

>> No.14511955

>>14511952
Now there's a pretty meme!

>> No.14511966
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>>14511952
Even if that were true, I'd still be willing to risk it to dip my biscuit.

>> No.14511969

>>14511966
Have fun when she disembowels you just because she feels like it.

>> No.14511971

>>14511966
>that ass
>them feet
>that little piddle of kitty juice
Exquisite.

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>>14511952
>>14511969
Having a stick up your ass 100% of the time isn't healthy.

>> No.14511982

>>14511971
"Kitty juice" is the cutest term I've heard for female lubrication yet.
Honestly, everything associated with female genitalia could do with some more elegant terms.
After all, you can only use "petals", "honeypot", "nectar" and "pearl" so many times before they wear out.

>> No.14511983

>>14511972
Being cautious of a dangerous species is healthy however.

>> No.14511985

>>14511982
Mudflaps!

>> No.14511987
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>>14511983

>> No.14511993

>>14511966
Under-the-Table BJs a bestest.

>>14511971
Agreed on all counts.

>> No.14511994

>>14511982
>"petals", "honeypot", "nectar" and "pearl"
Maybe if you use a fedora. Using any of these once is using them one too many times.

>> No.14512001

>>14511987
Look at that plotting little shit.

I don't trust her, not at all

>> No.14512005

>>14511994
Nectar gets a pass because Shimoneta.
I've found honeypot can work in some contexts personally. Petals and Pearl are pretty bad though.

>> No.14512007

>>14511987
That tea is probably drugged, and once you drink it she'll cut you up and eat your remains raw.

>> No.14512008

>>14512005
Nile flower.

>> No.14512010

>>14511994
Hey, I'd much rather those terms than anything like "snatch", "pussy", "meathole" or "vagina". The last one is fine for clinical writing, but it really shouldn't be used in erotic prose, especially when describing acts of sex.

>> No.14512012

You know what MG you can trust to never hurt you?

none of them

>> No.14512015

>>14512008
I adore Anubis; so works for me.

>> No.14512016

>>14512007
Shit give me 5 cups. Let me feel the sweet embrace of death and be free from this futile existence.

>> No.14512017
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>>14512012
A man of good sense.

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>>14512001
Come on, anon. She just wants to cuddle.

>> No.14512023

>>14512010
Pussy is a classic though. Snatch is alright for some uses. Agreed that Vagina is simply too clinical.

I've never heard someone use "Meathole".
Meatrod, sure, but meathole? That's a new one.

>> No.14512024

>>14512015
Referring to one's navel as an "oasis", before licking it until it's as wet as one is also acceptable.

>> No.14512028

>>14512019
No anon, she wants to horribly murder men and eat what's left.

>> No.14512029

>>14512019
Jesus Christ. Look at her inject a toxin into the lymph nodes under his arms while trying to smother him.

>> No.14512030

>>14512023
Abyssal cavern?
Meat Thermometer?
John and Ted's Portable Firehose?

>> No.14512034

>>14512019
Yeah, this>>14512028
She wants to cuddle with the guts outside of my body.

And unless you can provide pics with a timestamp otherwise, she's a murderous bitch.

>> No.14512036

Come on guys, you saw the sign. Bully this instead.

>>14511115

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>>14512012
Does this look like the face of a sheep who wants to hurt you?

>> No.14512038

>>14512036
Mantis' are shit and deserve to be purged.

>> No.14512040
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>>14512028
Fine, be paranoid. More kuubugs for me.

>> No.14512041

>>14512030
The first doesn't sound like something that would be enjoyable to put ones dick in.

The last two again, just sound like dicks.

>> No.14512043

>>14512036
I want to be bullied, does that make me an Alp?

>> No.14512044

>>14512037
It looks like the face of someone biding their time. Trust me anon, these MGs are bad news. Don't fall for their wiles.

>> No.14512046

>>14512024
I dunno. Sure, "Desert Flower", but I think "Oasis" is still more applicable to refer to a vagina.

>> No.14512050

>>14512043
Masochism is not a cause for alping, merely a possible side-effect.

>> No.14512051

>>14512040
Have fun when they cut off your limbs and eat you alive.

>> No.14512054

>>14512043
Only wanting to be the little girl makes you an alp.

>> No.14512058

>>14512043
That depends. Do you find the idea of sitting on an upright cucumber pleasurable?

>> No.14512059

>>14511349
>"Ugh, jeeze, you're wanking again? W-what's this? You have an armor fetish? Ugh, gross dude. I can't look anymore."
>"Wow... you're uh... really getting into it huh?"
>"W-what's so great about... that is NOT how armor works. Like.. at all."
>"T-that's a nice sword though..."

>> No.14512060

Alright, can someone help me? Butter-T is selling his new artbook, but I'm not sure how exactly to purchase it. The only actual link I could find is https://docs.google.com/forms/d/13blCwxP3kJ7NfzNrMDzwoZkXMyDHCoNeGFeRzCm_qqg/viewform?c=0&w=1, which is for preorders which have already passed.

Also, accordig to the page, it costs "300 bath". Now I'm going to assume they mean baht, the thai currency. And according to Google that's $8.30. Is that right? That doesn't sound right for a 20 page full art book.

>> No.14512067

>>14512060
>That doesn't sound right for a 20 page full art book.

All the pictures in the artbook will be covered up by a Patreon logo that takes up 30% of each page. Of course, if you become a $50 dollar patron, then he'll send you the actual artbook for free! Postage and packaging not included, of course.

>> No.14512068

>>14512037

I want more drawings of MGs hugging Anon dakis

>> No.14512069

>tfw almost any imaginative works you instantly insert characters as their most fitting mgs
I've been here too long. Makes for good imaginings though.

>> No.14512070

>>14512051
Did a mantis rape your father or something?

>> No.14512073

>>14512070
He's a false-flagger trying to start a shitstorm. Just don't reply to him.
Hopefully he'll get himself b& again.

>> No.14512077

>>14512073
But why choose mantis when there's other monstergirls that attract more bait?

>> No.14512080

>>14512060
No you need to give him 300 baths.
Soap him up, gayboy.

>> No.14512083

>>14512073
Wasn't it proven that they only do that when under massive amounts of stress, i.e. under captive observation, and never actually practice it in the wild?

>> No.14512089

>>14512060
Actually $8 sounds just right for a self-published 20 page artbook. That's how much such things go for in Japan, after all; makes since that the Thai-sellout would hock his at a similar price, given that most of his stuff is directed at a Japanese audience?

How to get that book though, no fucking clue. I looked at the sales page, and it seemed a bunch of gibberish.

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>>14512083
Pretty much, yeah.

>> No.14512095

>>14512077
Mantis a shit.

>> No.14512104

>>14512077
He just really hates Mantises for some reason.

>> No.14512105

>>14512104
Is it the same dude who loved them, got trolled with the whole eating thing and now has a fervent hate of them like a girl scorned?

>> No.14512110

>>14512095
Were you scared by bugs as a kid? Hate pointy things? Your dad leave your mom for a Mantis? Or are you still mad over that piece of art?

>> No.14512115

>>14512105
It probably is.

>> No.14512119

>>14512110
I've always hated bugs.

>> No.14512123

>>14512119
But she's not a bug, she's a bug person with tits.

>> No.14512124
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>>14512068
Hugged warmly

>> No.14512128

>>14512123
Still complete garbage that'll murder you the second you put your guard down.

>> No.14512132
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14512132

Ayyy I'm back with more of that thing I write. Hope you guys enjoy chapter 8, even if it's a bit short..

http://pastebin.com/HJx8WJLi

Remember to love and protect your MGs.

>> No.14512133

>>14512128
The only thing she'll murder is your dick. With love.

>> No.14512136

I'm going to stuff an Amazon and theres nothing any of you can do about it!

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>>14512133
This guy gets it.

>> No.14512141

>>14512136
With Younglings?

>> No.14512143

>>14512133
Bullshit, Mantis' will slowly torture you and eat your bloody mess of a body when you finally die.

>> No.14512148

>>14512143
No, they'll snuggle up against you and make you smile.

>> No.14512149

>>14512141
...Yeah, eventually.

>> No.14512150

>>14509975
Fun-ky tow-wel
Towel's got the funk

>> No.14512151

>>14512136
Well she probably has the same in mind too about you.

>> No.14512154

>>14512132
based

>> No.14512158

>>14512148
They'll slice the flesh from your body and make you watch as she eats it.

>> No.14512163

>>14512158
She'll hunt wild animals and try to turn them into a meal for you.

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>>14512158
I'd watch her eat my flesh, if you catch my meaning.

>> No.14512170

>>14512046
Well, they're both precious places, and they'll both be wet by the time I'm done with them.

>> No.14512174

>>14512163
She'll disembowel you and eat your guts.

>>14512166
The only flesh she'll be eating is your face.

>> No.14512176

>>14512165
If she hugs him too tight, that child is going to get thoroughly Leo-and-Satan'd.

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>>14512165
I don't know what it is about giant claws I like so much. Maybe it's just because they look cool.

>> No.14512181
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>>14512176
She may not look it, but she has fine motor skills.

>> No.14512183

>>14512174
wait, i've played that game before


http://exhentai.org/s/5c57f2e63b/75165-57

>> No.14512184

>>14512166
This image is making me uneasy.

>> No.14512186

>>14512174
She'll make grumpy boys open up so they can eat the meal she made, even if she has to make airplane noises to do it.

>> No.14512187

>>14512165
>>14512180
>>14512181
I would give anything to have an Abyssal harem.

>> No.14512188
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14512188

I want to get a fancy cheese for my mouse waifu on Christmas, any recommendations?

>> No.14512194

>>14512188
10 year old cheddar.

>> No.14512198
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>>14512187
A reasonable desire.

>> No.14512204

>>14512186
She'll slowly cut open the necks of young boys she lured in so she can watch the light die out in her meal's eyes.

Mantis' are fucking garbage.

>> No.14512209

>You will never be dragged into an abandoned shrine by a group of faceless kitsune

>> No.14512210

>>14512105
I was just going to say that, I was there when that happened, it was hilarious.

>> No.14512212

>>14512209
I remember that doujin, it ended with him being a complete slut for mofu.

>> No.14512213

>>14512209
Will they drug the tea and whisper lewd things?

>> No.14512217

>>14512176
>Leo-and-Satan'd
Explain

>> No.14512219

>>14512204
She wants to wear a dress for the first time and feel loved.

>> No.14512221

>>14512217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHgIQYvv9kk

>> No.14512222

>>14512219
She wants to decapitate the guy and eat his face while raping his corpse. Fuck off Mantisfag, not everyone has a snuff fetish.

>> No.14512231

>>14512222
She wants to kiss him on the nose as she has handholding sex with him.

>> No.14512233

>>14512231
She wants to eat his nose after cutting off his hands so he can't fight. Never trust a Mantis, it's almost as bad as trusting a nigger.

>> No.14512240

>>14512233
So if one were to hand a confession to you, you would smack it away and call her names?

>> No.14512242

>>14512240
Yes, probably beat her up too.

>> No.14512245

>>14512242
Dude you'd get murdered.

>> No.14512248

>>14512242
That's awful. She's not the monster here, you are.

>> No.14512250
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>> No.14512253
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14512253

Let us discuss loli monster girls.

>> No.14512254

>>14512245
Not if you hit her with a weapon.

>>14512248
Last time I checked I don't slowly torture people and eat them.

>> No.14512255

>>14512242
>Attempting to beat up a creature with swords literally growing out of her, along with naturally superhuman precision and reaction speeds, and a complete impassiveness towards maiming and injuring

I hope you have a lot of black belts, and a very good grip on CQC and tactics against armed enemies.

>> No.14512258

>>14512254
Neither does she.

>> No.14512262

>>14512253
They are for protecting and nuturing.

>> No.14512264

>>14512258
Yes she does.

>> No.14512267

>>14512264
You don't have any proof.

>> No.14512268

>>14512267
Oh yes I do.

>> No.14512269

>>14512268
No you don't.

>> No.14512272

>>14512269
Yes I do, you just refuse to see it. Mantis' only want to horrifically murder and eat you.

>> No.14512273
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14512273

This thread is in dire need of more oppai lolis!

>> No.14512279

>>14512272
Maybe you're just crazy.

>> No.14512281
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>reread a drawfag story you like for the first time in a while
>notice multiple flaws throughout the piece
>still like the story anyways

>> No.14512283

>>14512279
You're naive.

>> No.14512284

>>14512253
Loli foxes are wonderful.
>>14512273
You'll get them when someone uploads Sandwich 8.

>> No.14512285

>>14512283
No, I know that you're a grump anon who needs mantis hugs.

>> No.14512287

>>14512273
They are for protecting, nuturing, and orgasm via milking.

>> No.14512288

>>14512285
I would sooner kill myself.

>> No.14512289
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14512289

man I wish there was more soldier beetle art.

>> No.14512293

What are some of out most comfy stories? Stories that make you go, 'I got nothin' to do today I'm gonna re read that one thing that made me feel all fuzzy inside that I read that one time'

It's rainy, and I need pointers

>> No.14512295

>>14512288
It's just a hug.

>> No.14512304

>>14512295
From a murderous bug.

>> No.14512311

>>14512304
She never harmed a soul in her life.

>> No.14512313

>>14512293
http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0
http://pastebin.com/hrrVEnaB
http://pastebin.com/ybhWJpGx
http://pastebin.com/xqcmMprF

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>>14512289
i know its not that good, but I got this from the draw threads a while back

>> No.14512318

>>14512311
Lies.

>> No.14512321

>>14512318
But she really is a nice girl.

>> No.14512322

>>14512289
Wish they didn't have that giant bug part of them would seem like a hassle to be withthanks to the size of that

>> No.14512328

>>14512321
More lies.

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>>14512317
well there's this

>> No.14512341

>>14512321
>Still replying to the autist

>> No.14512349

>>14512328
You're being paranoid. She's fine.

>>14512341
It's funny.

>> No.14512358

>>14512349
She's not fine, she's a murderer.

>> No.14512361

>>14512358
Is she now? Maybe she was framed.

>> No.14512362
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14512362

Praise it.

>> No.14512366
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14512366

Reminder that Shogs are perfection

>> No.14512368

>>14512362
Not with that autists monstergirlsona present.

>> No.14512371

>>14512361
All Mantis' are murdering man eaters.

>> No.14512378

>>14512371
That's a bold claim.

>> No.14512379

>>14512362
Yes, yes I praise it!

>> No.14512380

>>14512378
It's true.

>> No.14512381

>>14512380
But you have nothing to prove it.

>> No.14512382 [SPOILER] 
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>>14512366
YOU ARE BACTERIA. I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR PERFECTION! ASSUMING CONTROL!

>> No.14512386

>>14512381
I don't need to prove it, they prove it for me.

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>>14512366
Slimes in general are top tier. Adding on Old One powers is just cheating.

>> No.14512389

>>14512313
>http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0
I remember this. Needs a continuation. Thanks for these, anon.

>> No.14512390

>>14512386
All I see are cute bugs.

>> No.14512392

>>14512362
That plush toy looks pretty fuckable

>> No.14512394

>>14512390
I see horrific monsters that eat you alive and screaming.

>> No.14512395 [SPOILER] 
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>>14512368
But Sona isn't a Monster Girl.

>> No.14512397

>>14512395
What a fearsome frauline!

>> No.14512401

>>14512397
[TL's note:]What a scary bitch!

>> No.14512404
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>>14512395
Something that fuzzy and inhuman shouldn't have hips that fuckable. But it do, and a part of me is okay with that.

>> No.14512405

>>14512394
Then that's your problem.

>> No.14512411
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14512411

Does anyone else here start writing from multiple different parts of a chapter and then just try to bridge the gaps between them?

>> No.14512417

>>14512411
I've thought about it, but I don't believe myself capable of keeping the story flow intact if I tried. Start to finish is my way. All the achronological scenes and ideas stay in my head until it's their time to be written, anyway.

>> No.14512418

>>14512411
I generally get one idea, write that idea out, then write everything else around that.

>> No.14512421

>>14512417
Oh. I just have to take different story elements, stuff them on the page in the right order and then just keep writing each segment until they connect.

>> No.14512423

>>14512411
that's actually how most screenwriters function; especially if there's multiple writers.

>> No.14512429

>>14512382
Aww, my little wurm wants to take over the world.

Who wants headpats?

>> No.14512432
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>>14512429
NO, NO HEADPATS! SUBMIT TO ME OR BE GROUND INTO NOTHING!

F-Fine...

>> No.14512434

>>14512404
It doesn't help that her voice is distilled sex.

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