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Woooooo! I am the ghost of christmas GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS THREAD




Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14523344

First for undead a best

>> No.14523345

First for musclegirls.

>> No.14523348
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I cleaned up all the white fur around the house master! What now?

>> No.14523350

Now you get headpats

>> No.14523352
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Succu-butts in ya face.

>> No.14523354
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>Tfw it's 54f

>> No.14523355
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>grape is best flavor

>> No.14523358
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Merry Christmas Eve from everyone on the past-midnight side of the planet.

No unwrapping your presents until the 25th, though.

>> No.14523359

>tfw it's 80f

>> No.14523366

That sounds amazing.

>> No.14523368
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I love each and every one of you because you're all special in your own little ways. I hope you can find it within yourself to tell someone you care about that you love them too.

We really need a Titania drawn wearing a Mr. Rogers sweater. For peace on earth.

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Eleventh for festive shoops.

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This weather is not safe for Yuki-onnas, there needs to be snow

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Reposting the EMG Online game's album. Cute and lewd girls ahead.


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Christmas foxes are a wonder of the universe.

>> No.14523376

>tfw you will never have a semi-sentient ball of latex to throw at unsuspecting monstergirls
>tfw you'll never watch as every inch of their bodies get covered in latex as latex dildos assault their holes
>tfw you will never build a collection of latex MG slaves

>> No.14523377

>Tfw it's 15 degrees out
>And it's raining
>And it's been like this all month
>And they're saying there won't be any snow on Christmas
I've never been filled with so much misery

>> No.14523378


I have to work on christmas eve and day. Both starting at 7 am. Cut me some slack, ghost.

>> No.14523379

>A succubus will never sneak into your bed and cuddle up to you while smiling.
>You'll never wake up to her smiling face, a kiss on the nose, and a sly grin as she slowly slides under the covers to give you a "good morning" blowjob.
It hurts.

>> No.14523384

>please don't sexualize Mr. Rodgers

>> No.14523387

>All those wet dreams you have are just Succubi taking advantage of you
All those cosy dreams where you're just cuddling with someone are just shy Succubi who just want to cuddle

>> No.14523390

She needs to be recharged nightly with hugs, don't leave her lonely and forced to hug herself

>> No.14523391

please stop this I don't want to be depressed right now

>> No.14523392
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Friendly reminder to feed your Succubutts so they don't get too frisky.

>> No.14523393
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Don't upset the minikiki pls.

n-no u

>> No.14523396

You kidding me? She's getting cuddles
It's a maids duty to cuddle her master when they ask

>> No.14523397

Maids are olev.

>> No.14523398

>MFW Golem-chan's forearms
They look like big, strong, good hands.

>> No.14523399

That's a pretty nice idea I tell you hwat.

>> No.14523402

Why do you say these hurtful things

>> No.14523403
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Would you molest those mudballs?

>> No.14523407

That's adorable.

>> No.14523414

Given that Gnome is my favorite Elemental, I'd add on the word Ishah beneath Emeth, meaning she's not only alive.

But she's my wife.

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Maid cuddles, forever and ever, a hundred years maid cuddles all day long forever

>> No.14523420

you might wanna add the hebrew word for "real" too, nerd.

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I don't care if her hands are weird and amputated, this little coon is ungodly adorable.

>> No.14523425

The life, this is

>> No.14523429
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>Last thread got really slow
>Start browsing other boards
>Check one of my old frequents
>Someone posted Lilith hand-holding art in it
Which of you cheeky fuckers was it?

>> No.14523430


>You'll never take in a Succubus who has only known the lewdness of a Demon Realm and treat her with kindness.
>You'll never watch her smile when she eats the food you make and blush when you pat her on the head before she goes to sleep.
>She'll never pin you to your bed on the full moon with hearts in her eyes and with the moonlight illuminating her naked body.
>She'll never pull you in close so that your head is right next to hers so you can hear her heavy breathing.
>She'll never tell you that something feels wrong inside her, that every time she looks at you her heart starts pounding like mad.
>She'll never tell you that she wants to give you her everything just as you gave her so much with no hidden motive.
>She'll never steal away your virginity while pressing her chest against yours.
>You'll never hear the thumping of her heart as she moans your name and proclaims her love for you.
If I have to suffer this pain, I at least want to share it.

>> No.14523431

Of course. What kind of dumb question is that?

>> No.14523435

>He thinks he can just escape
You can't escape this hell, Anon. You're here forever

>> No.14523436

>You will never woo a Monoeye with Frankie Valli's Can't Take My Eyes Off You
>A Nightmare will never visit you in your dreams from your early childhood, preferring to live on as a human woman than horsepussy with you
>You will never fight tooth and nail to get out of Hell to reunite with your Kikimora
>You will never be saved by a Succubus as a Deus Vulting, High Praising Crusader, and then when you ask her why she's letting you live
>She will never lean forward and whisper into your ear
"I would not condemn one who's heart is full of love and life to the darkness. Lash out as you may, I can feel your pain. I'll never leave you, it's not your fault."

>> No.14523438

They're weird shit man. It's like someone taped her hands up and then put those little paw mittens on her.
Still a cute though.

>> No.14523445

>You will never understand why people put "you will never" in front of their greentexts.

>> No.14523451

you motherfucker


>> No.14523452

Immense sadness.

>> No.14523455

Where was it? I know somebody here posts in the the /ss13/ threads.

>> No.14523462
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Nightmares are cute.

>> No.14523466
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Reminder that the Christmas Cow leaves milk out for all the good little boys and girls all over the world!
Also that Mono is fucked based.

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Over on /co/. Funnily enough, they have a thing for cats and rabbits over there, too.

>> No.14523477

I find that oddly arousing, thanks anon.

>> No.14523478 [SPOILER] 
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Though remember that foxes are for life, not just for Christmas.

That said, there's nothing wrong with swapping out her wardrobe for the whole of December, and replacing it with sexy Santa outfits, ribbons, festive kimonos, ribbed sweaters lined with weresheep wool, and Christmas-themed tail cosies. Thigh-length woolen socks with mistletoe patterns on them, and a halo with mistletoe hanging from it are also just two of many acceptable accessories.

Just make sure you save enough money to buy her lots of presents, take her to a nice restaurant or two, and maybe even out ice-skating. But spending a whole day out in a forest during or after heavy snowfall would be lovely too. Anything to make sure that every second of every day you spend with her is treasured, and lived to its fullest.

I hope the censoring on the image is sufficient. It'd suck to be banned on Christmas, especially with a story to post.

>> No.14523479

>coon poon

>> No.14523481

>You'll never teach a Succubus the joy of being a mother

>> No.14523482

She's gonna leave some cookies to go with that too, right?

>> No.14523486

You don't know the darkness of /co/ There are raisins behind those

>> No.14523489

She's already giving you presents you fuck. Get your cookies from the Sabbath Scouts.

>> No.14523490

slurping on a Hellhound's chest that's flat as a washboard while she complains until eventually accepting it

>> No.14523491
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Reminder of the natural order.

>> No.14523492

Based. Bonus points if you gently stroke her chest tuft at the same time.

>> No.14523493

It's probably best that you delete the image though.

>> No.14523495

qt-est coon poon.
I wonder if we'll get to marry girls in MonColle. Please don't cu-ck me Cramban.

>> No.14523498

Probably for the best. Otherwise I won't be able to bring fluff to the thread on the 25th.

>> No.14523501

I misread that as a flat Holst. Funnily enough, I have a picture of that, but no flat Hellhound.

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>Chest tuft on a flat manticore/hellhound

Holy shit.

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Fuck it, she's really cute.

>> No.14523507

That dumb nose tho.

>> No.14523509

Whatever you do, don't you dare tease her about it bing shorter and stubbier than her mother's or sister's. It just started growing in, you hear?

>> No.14523512

>That look of content
God damn it, I just want to pet her and ruffle her hair

>> No.14523513

Whose ready for the plump christmas cake elf to bring her bag of presents!?

>> No.14523516

she looks so contented, tired, and peaceful.

>> No.14523518

>Ear cleaning monstergirls

The fetish I never knew I had. Now I want to make a monstergirl feel as good from earplay and ASMR as I do.

>> No.14523520

Looks like someone's already working on that. Hope it's you, friend.

I need some ASMR right now.

>> No.14523527

I always thought Succubutts would be better Santas.
>Succu-Santa hands out sex toys to all the little MGs
>good girls get dildos and vibrators and butt plugs
>bad girls get tight latex outfits and riding crops
>naughty girls get a spanking

>> No.14523529

What do good boys get?

>> No.14523534
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I want an energetic shortstack Christmas Elf to deliver herself to me as a gift

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>> No.14523537

Well, I don't know what I expected.

>> No.14523538

Several of their classmates or childhood friends tied up with ribbon.

>> No.14523540

I want to tell a shortstack Christmas Elf that the only thing I wanted this year was a decent coat, and that she can't keep me reliably warm.

>> No.14523543

I mean, Succu-Santas are very straightforward.

>> No.14523545
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>I can't believe you get off on doing this. It's so embarassing...
>I barely even make any milk!
>What, you think if you suck on em enough they'll swell up?
>Give me huge fucking udders like that damn cow next door?
>F-Fine, go head then.
>'You don't want me to get bigger'?
>D-Don't lie! Every guy likes girls with huge tits...
>You like me being smaller like this?
>'I'm cuter this way'. T-Thanks, I guess
>Okay, it is pretty nice when you nuzzle into my fut like that.
>And what?
>My heart?
>'You like to listen to my heart when we're close like this'?
>I-Idiot, don't say sappy crap like that! /////
>Hmph, fine. Maybe I'll keep them small like this. For you, anyway.
>Maybe having a small chest ain't so bad.~

>> No.14523546

>childhood friends
Oh, they were all bad girls so they have to watch while I unwrap the other classmates. How cruel, but the power of the naughty list must be upheld.

>> No.14523549
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Which unpopular monster girl will you make feel loved this Christmas?

>> No.14523554


>> No.14523555

Listening to a hellhound's heartbeat would be like listening to the cosiest, most infernal hellfire engine ever. Falling asleep on top of all that thrumming, quietly burning power would be blissful.

>> No.14523557

Until you make the wrong move and be subjected to one of the most ear piercing sounds ever produced.

>> No.14523558

Sometimes it's the only way to enforce good behavior, nothing wrong with that.

>> No.14523559

>"W-Well h-h-here it is, yep this is it! Prefer something bigger? T-Too bad this is all you're getting!"
>"My mom, sisters, and even most of the other girls at school might be ...bigger, but I'm the only girl who'd l-like you, so I guess you gotta make do ..or something."
>"What do you mean they're 'better than everyone else's?' Stop lying, jerk!"
>"Don't rub there, that's my s-special tuft, it hasn't grown as much as my sisters, b-but so what? I'm s-still growing? STOP SNIFFING IT!"
>"Come on, d-don't you think you're enjoying this a little too much, I mean there's nothing there, surely this is a disappointment to you r-right?

>> No.14523562


A slug girl

>> No.14523565

I'd be more careful than a brain surgeon with that sort of thing. Soft touches, getting her to guide me in a mumbling voice, until I have a solid feel on just how I can clean her ears in the most safe and pleasurable way.

>> No.14523577

Living doll. I'll dress her up in santa clothes and cuddle her all day, and cuddlefuck her all night.

>> No.14523578

Realistically, there should be more kinds of Bug monster girls than all the other kinds put together.

>> No.14523581

Jinn of the Jar


Vamp Mosquito

>> No.14523583

Time to get the grooming brush and the shampoos.

>> No.14523584

I would shelter a homeless Alraune in my home and keep her warm and fed throughout the horrid winter months.
>Captcha asks to pick the flowers

>> No.14523585

good luck with that anon

>> No.14523598


>> No.14523609

All of the unpopular ones at the same time

>> No.14523617

Nereid, maybe. I'm sure I have room in my heart for a few khepri too.

>> No.14523628
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It's a genuine surprise that they get forgotten soften.

>> No.14523633
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>Wake up on Christmas
>Head out to the tree
>There's a werebat hanging over it
>She begins to stir
>Notices you
>You are suddenly glomped to the floor by 100 pounds of flying fluff
>'Merry Christmas, husband!'
>Spend a good while lying there as her cuddle pillow

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>> No.14523641

so often*
>no fruit Werebat onee-san to bake christmas themed pastries with

>> No.14523647
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You mean...The First Order?

>> No.14523649

That just means more aqua succubus for me. I'm okay with this.

>> No.14523655

They get plenty of love though. At least compared to things like devil bugs, werebats, pot devils, and all the other stuff people are saying.

>> No.14523656

She's in my top 10 at least.

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>Schizanthus continuation never

>> No.14523663

>werebats: like harpies but not shit

I want a neet, nocturnal, pure, hikki werebat with dark circles under her eyes

>> No.14523664 [DELETED] 

do you guys seriously like monster girls this much

>> No.14523665

>At least compared to...
Which fallacy was that again? Anyway, the only other thing you mentioned we truly ignore are the pot devils. Werebats pop up often whenever we speak of caves or night time girls and devilbugs get the "at least she's not a..." mention somewhat often.

>> No.14523666

I like both Harpies and Werebats you mongrel.

>> No.14523668


She must get lonely around this time of year.

>> No.14523670

>puff puff service
And at that point I'd just start laughing and ruin the entire mood

>> No.14523672
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Again with this?

>> No.14523675
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Wow, that's rude. Besides, it'll be our second Christmas together! She's a loved one to me!

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>> No.14523678

Saying "At least she's not a devil bug" is the exact opposite of love

>> No.14523679

Naw famiglia, I'm just her for the memes.

>> No.14523681


Those horns seem like they'd get in the way of that helmet.

>> No.14523684

Fuckin magic, ain't gotta explain shit.

>> No.14523692

Don't you have some ghost shitposting to do on warosu?

>> No.14523694

And then the boner comes back

>> No.14523695

But there is, the one where she c*cks MC with a fat customer than c*cks that one with ninja master than c*cuks them all with a hot monsterboy and they both fly into the night. Happy end.
Why the fuck would you want Z-ton to touch it again you nigger.

>> No.14523697

You don't?

>> No.14523698

I would love to go adventuring with monster girls.
I'd probably end up the healer but I wouldn't give a shit.

especially if I go full warrior priest mode and hit stuff with my hammer while I heal.

>> No.14523701

No, but it is attention which qualifies them for the unpopular/ignored classification I was putting them in. If you're taking that approach any attention khepri get is usually as a joke anyway.

>> No.14523703

But I get to see my loved ones every week and most days of the week. You guys could be gone in a flash and I'd never know.

>> No.14523706

No it isn't

>> No.14523710
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>Warrior Priest
>Fighting, healing, and debuffing with a warhammer
You are my nigga

>> No.14523711

>lilith hand-holding
Well? You can't not link to it, man

>> No.14523714

I love the concept of human girls getting cucked by MGs TBQH

>> No.14523715

It's Christmas eve. The fire is burning brightly, the champagne is open, and the mistletoe is hung. You've settled down for some coffee and bailey's on the couch with your special lady for your own little christmas party. What does this mean to you?

How does your waifu celebrate Christmas? Does she celebrate it already, or is this her first time? What do you get for her? What does she get for you?

Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6KRIMASing

Mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fYL_qiDYf0

>> No.14523716

Back when WAR was still around I loved nothing more than getting stuck in with my buddies.

>> No.14523717

I'd probably end up being a Rogue-type, since apparently no matter how much I play Tank characters, I seem to be really good with rogue-types
>Tfw want to tank but you're better at DPS

>> No.14523720

Me too.

>> No.14523723
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Another day of writing is upon me. Do you think a Dragon with a magic sword is OP?

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>> No.14523726

A Dragon with a magic axe wasn't.

>> No.14523728

>Do you think a Dragon... is OP?
I certainly hope so.

>> No.14523733

I feel a desperate and overpowering compulsion to impregnate this creature.

>> No.14523734

>Mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhgzFacCWIs

>> No.14523735

It wasn't even really related to monstergirls. Just someone calling an anon a degenerate for liking gentle sex with hand-holding.

>> No.14523738

She helped to set it up. The music, the ambiance, the food. She thinks I'm preparing the place for company.

Then I tell my Kiki that it's all for her. Something special for always being there for me when times were tough. I distract her with headpats from behind while slipping a ring onto her finger, asking if she would be with me always.

>> No.14523739

OP confirmed to be a qt dragon.

>> No.14523740
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Remember, the best gift to give an elf this holiday season is a nice warm rape.

>> No.14523741

I'm at home healing.
Cursing the tank and DPS alike for making me have to work when they get too aggressive.

>> No.14523745

But anon that's exactly what she wants! I mean look at that face, that's a face that really, REALLY, wants to be creampied.

>> No.14523746

>Cute, homosexual dragon that fucks everything up constantly and thinks everyone hates her
It's Not My Fault I Don't Have A Horde?

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>> No.14523748
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>Failed cross-board link
And this goes to show how shit I actually am at 4chan despite having been here for 5 years now.

>> No.14523749
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Heroes use swords. It's a rule.

>> No.14523755

Hey, blame the Tank for not holding Aggro and other assorted arguments which always happen
In all honesty, I always feel bad for healers. If you don't heal the tank, they yell at you. If you do, then the DPS yells at you. If you heal both, you lose mana

>> No.14523758

I've been here for 8-9 years and always fuck up cross-board links too

I don't even try anymore because I'm too scared of fucking up and being bullied

>> No.14523759

Daijoubu, Anon. Everyone will forget in the morning
But for now, let us all point and laugh at this sod

>> No.14523760
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You'll stay in the back in your dress where you belong healing boy.

Can't have our enemies getting close to our prize...

>> No.14523761

At least you're not me, who cannot decode your failed link into a functional address.

>> No.14523765

You spend a lovely, intimate evening with your beloved Kiki by the fire, holding each other close with a fuzzy blanket as snow gently hits the windowsill.

You both awake in each other's arms the next morning and exchange gifts, hers more nicely wrapped than yours as always. you carefully peel back the streaky red paper to reveal the fine white box beneath. She nods and smiles and you remove the last ribbon.

The white box doesn't make a sound as you lift the lid and reveal a brand new, shining pair of BOLT CUTTERS.

>> No.14523771

I'd heal both as best I could but the problem children were

A. Tanks who were so over agressive that I couldn't get my mana back up before a fight


B. DPS that would pull new groups without letting anyone know.

>> No.14523772

This man speaks the truth.

>> No.14523775
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>> No.14523780

>B. DPS that would pull new groups without letting anyone know.
Oh I know this feeling more than you do. As a DPS I know that doing that'll get you so much god damn flak from anyone it's not even funny
And I'm not saying that I do that. I've been in groups where the other DPS' do that, and we all have to fight whatever unholy abomination they aggro'd, usually prior to a fight.
Fucking hate people like that

>> No.14523782

I still want to tape mistletoe to the antlers of a bunch of reindeer girls then send them stampeding through the city to cause a mouth-rape crisis the authorities are helpless to prevent.

>> No.14523783

I want to steal the first kiss of an ancient CC lich who spent more time trying to take over the world than find love!

>> No.14523785

>Confusing holly with Mistletoe.
She aint getting kissed anytime soon.

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>> No.14523789

I want to bully an elf and rape her while biting her ears because she provoked me after school

I want to laugh at her upon noticing the blood coming from her vagina, making it evident that I'm her first, while she cries

Then I want to awkwardly confess the fact that I like her, after which she too confesses

Then I cum inside her while she leg-locks me
Then we cuddle

Eventually we marry and have lots of kids

>> No.14523797
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Any writefags up and about? Has it ever happened to you when you're writing something and people like some insignificant side-character so much you end up whoring yourself and making that character have a bigger role?

>> No.14523803

I'm here, and nah. I try to plan everything out sort of vaguely, and if I really like a character I come up with along the way I save them for later and adapt them to a new story so they're done justice without wrecking what I've already planned out.

This might be because I've been sticking to short stories, though. I see no issue with giving a character a bigger role over the course of a long story.

>> No.14523804

I ended up writing a story about them.
Then I died for a bit.
Then I wrote something but felt lazy about editing it and just waited.

>> No.14523807

no not really
closest got was I did see one of my characters get talked about a lot and had her fate effect one or two future things.

>> No.14523810

It's too late to change it back anymore, though. Hope I didn't wreck anything.

>> No.14523816

WHat will happen will happen.
As long as it's not the attack of the fifty foot dick you'll be good.

>> No.14523817
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>["If you only new the power of the dark side. Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father...]

>["He told me enough. He told me you killed him!"]

>[No... I am your father!]

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I try not to write side characters to be any more than what's needed, otherwise I have a tendency to go off on tangents. Granted, most of my stories are 'one and done' rather than continuous apart from the two that I abandoned, so it was never that much of a problem for me.

Though I did come up with a punk apophis that ran a sex & potions shop as a side character for one story. That one I actually have toyed around with the idea of writing something for.

>> No.14523820

?Writing something
>Readers pick up on something I don't give a shit about or didn't even think of
>Want to tell them to fuck off and stick to what I'm doing
>Feel like a dick because whenever other writers ignore there fans, it makes me mad

>> No.14523823

/mgg/ isn't terribly hard to predict, I generally make who I want to be likeable likeable and vice-versa. I had to pull a redemption out of my ass for a character that I meant to be disliked that people wanted more of due to circumstance, but that was just an alternate ending.

>> No.14523829

If you got a good idea and you're getting more as you follow along the new plan, no harm was done. What's important is that you're invested in what you're writing and compelled to keep going.

Godspeed anon.

>> No.14523830

One can only hope.
Lucky her.

>> No.14523831

I have the original trilogy on VHS without any of Lucas's later 'additions'.

I'd love watching it with a kiki.

>> No.14523833

That is a nice edit.

>> No.14523842

Did she live under a rock on Pluto? How shocked would Vader's death make her?

>> No.14523843

>That image name
Does she live under a rock or something? Has she avoided anything to do with movies, let alone Star Wars, for the past 35 years?

>> No.14523849

You'd actually be pretty surprised at the number of people who just never watched Star Wars.

>> No.14523852

Oh fuck I remember her

I liked her, she should get a continuation

Don't know why but punk girls are hot for some reason

>> No.14523853

You can't avoid that line, it comes to you. She must have come from outer space like >>14523842 suggested.

>> No.14523855

Not really, though I don't have many side-characters in the first place.

>> No.14523857

>isn't terribly hard to predict
Well I was surprised when something that was meant to be a nameless enemy at the start with just one other appearance at the end where the MC wouldn't even remember meeting her before turned out to be the most well-liked character I had.

>> No.14523858

kikis are objectively the best girls and the only people who deny it are contrarians and died in the wool [CERTAIN GIRL] fans

>> No.14523862

I'm starting to learn lately. I work with no less that 3 people who either haven't watch any of the movies or straight up didn't like any of them. It's mind-boggling!

>> No.14523865

W-what if I like every girl for different reasons, though?

>> No.14523866

Maybe it's a "Monstergirls come to our world from the MGE world" thing.
I'd show her the prequels if only to show her VII next so she can appreciate that it wasn't shit.
Also so she can understand the joke behind Kylo Ren.

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It'd just be interesting to see what a girl who spends all day selling smut, toys, and enhancement products would come up with to do in bed. Maybe she tests out new ideas for recipes at home before selling them?

>> No.14523870

>Episode VII
>Not shit
It was though, it was God awful, just in a different way than the Prequels.

>> No.14523872

>["Its imperative that you understand"]
>["Obi Wan would never bother"]
>["Telling you about your father"]
>["He told me enough, he told me you killed him"]
>["Then there's something I must reveal then"]
>["I'm your father"]
>["I'm your father"]
>["I'm your father"]
>["I'm your father"]


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She has been busy doing chores her whole life for her Master to be able to learn that anything else could be as fun as making his bed or buying the groceries.

>> No.14523877

That will still happen occasionally, but in general it feels like touching on the right tropes either way is most of what it takes.

>> No.14523879

The girl who runs the sex store in NtK sure gets up to fun stuff whenever her boyfriend bothers showing up.
I remember that.

>> No.14523880

Please explain how a movie that was properly Star Wars was bad.
And complaining about Finn and Rey doesn't count.
Neither does "Muh expanded canon."

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What's Yuugi Claus got in her sack?

>> No.14523882

Who here still remembers the Tarasque girl?

>> No.14523889

I'd a loli succubutt so hard.

>> No.14523891

I didn't think it was bad. A bit heavy-handed with the nostalgia and re-treading of Episode IV, but not bad. Though I cannot take Kylo Ren seriously as a villain. A schizo yandere with a Vader fetish who throws temper tantrums when things don't go his way...

I think I just got the joke. >>14523866

>> No.14523894

Hopefully me.

>> No.14523895

>the right tropes
What are the "right" tropes?
I do. She unbraided Charon.

>> No.14523896

In about 5 seconds? A guy she's carrying off to her home to "share drinks" with.
And by that, I mean drink sake and fuck.

>> No.14523904

Yeah, I'm 99% sure that Kylo is a giant middle finger to Anakin in the prequels. He even vaguely resembles him.
When you think about it, that does makes him like Vader, just Vader at the wrong time in his life.

>> No.14523905

It was great. Please take off your nostalgia googles.

>> No.14523911


I'd motorboat 'em.

>> No.14523913

Better hope she's giving you to someone on the nice list.

>>What are the "right" tropes?
Depends on what you're going for. Generally you'll want to engender feelings of moe or arousal using whichever techniques suit the story and character. Cute insecurities are always nice for the former.

>> No.14523917

Here's my question: Is Finn supposed to be a clone? He looks close enough to what I'd imagine a real-world version of the animated clones would look like. But if he is, how can he use a lightsaber? To my knowledge, the clones were supposed to be non-Force sensitive across the board.

>> No.14523918

The cutest. Cuddling up with a Nightmare and having good dreams with her sounds like maximum comfy.

>> No.14523919

Unbeknowst to you, your waifu is a superhero and, during the last fight with her archnemisis, the two have switched bodies!

How does the villain use this to her advantage and how does your respond?

What races?

Roll if you need ideas.

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All the lewd MILFS and CCs get drunk around Christmas, and get quite lecherous.

>> No.14523921

I want to serve as consort to a stone-faced kuudere queen who everyone is terrified of.

>> No.14523922

But I want to be Yuugi's present.

>> No.14523924

Why the hell is Scanty wearing a Gold Cloth?

Dat Underboob tho.

>> No.14523926

>Is Finn supposed to be a clone?
No. Not at all
>He looks close enough to what I'd imagine a real-world version of the animated clones would look like.
No. He really doesn't

>> No.14523927

It's just a retelling of A New Hope. There's no originality to it. It's New Hope filled with "It's 2015!" and CGI. Rey is a Mary Sue who is somehow insanely skilled with the force despite never receiving proper training. Han Solo, the worlds toughest and most clever smuggler dies a sucker's death to the oldest trick in the book, the villains are weak as fuck, one is a big brutish Palpatine while the other is a whiny edgy kid who fucks up, Finn is supposedly brainwashed his whole life to be a Stormtrooper yet after one mission is completely fine with bailing the dogma of what he has supposedly been brainwashed to follow. It's filled with nostalgia baiting and "wink wink remember THIS?". It has a lot of problems that people will gladly ignore because it has enough nostalgia fanservice and people are going to say "At least it was better than the Prequels!"

tldr: The whole product is completely safe corporate approved executive and shareholder signed off retelling of A New Hope made to be more progressive so they can sell Star Wars Merch for the next 10 years to nostalgia ridden fans.

>And complaining about Finn and Rey doesn't count.
How is bringing up the flaws of the two main characters not valid?


Anyways, this needs to be Monster Girl related, so, tell me what Monster Girl you'd watch a Movie with and make out in the back, and annoy that Gazer in the back trying to watch the movie.

>> No.14523929

>Cute insecurities
That might be it, then.
>supposed to be a clone
No, are you dumb? I haven't even seen the movie yet and I still know better.

>> No.14523930

but she's Yuugi Claus right now, Anon. If you're in that bag you're going to someone else. Maybe you'll be a present for her elves?

>> No.14523933

>as fun as making his bed or buying the groceries.

Kikis would be REALLY into extreme couponing, wouldn't they?

>> No.14523936

Given how absolutely deliberate everything in VII felt, it probably was intentional.
Like Captain Phasma.

Those temper tantrums were hilarious though.

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>> No.14523938

Would she treat you like she does the others, or would she be tender towards you?

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>image name
I have a better idea. How about she comes and sits on my lap?

>> No.14523940

>Like Captain Phasma.
I've never seen someone get the Boba Fett treatment so hard

>> No.14523942

I'd love to see a werebat like, hang upside with a mistletoe ambushing her man

>> No.14523945

The one when those two clones see debris fly out of the room and just NOPE in the opposite direction was priceless.

>> No.14523947

Of course not. He looks nothing like the Clones.

It's explained in the movie that the new generation of Storm Troopers are kidnapped and brainwashed youths who were brought up to serve the First Order. Finn was originally a janitor who was eventually moved to active combat; but in his first mission at the start of the film, had a freak-out, apparently awoke to some Force-Sensitivity, and went AWOL.

>> No.14523948
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no yuki onna's for me tomorrow, it never snows on Christmas

hell, two years ago we had a thunderstorm

>> No.14523949

>The one when those two clones
They're not clones

>> No.14523950

>Alp swapped with a ghost

Oh no! Ghost-chan has stolen alp-chan's body! I need to team up with ghostly alp-chan and wurm-chan to help her repossess it before she can besmirch alp-chan's name by being super-lewd and masturbating on livestream!

>> No.14523951

Kylo isn't supposed to be as threatening or a full blown villian like Vader was in the first trilogy.

He's supposed to be full of angst because he doesn't believe he's up to the name of his grandfather and uncle and was tempted to the Dark side in hopes of becoming as strong as them, ironically betraying everything Luke and Anakin stood for.

He killed his father in hopes that it would make him stronger, but he realizes what a huge mistake he has committed after he does so, so he is between the good side and the bad side of the force right now, feeling him with even more angst.

The director mentioned he will become a even more threatening force in the next movies.
He might be an unlikable character for some, but he's very well written.

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Thank you so much for that, and Merry Christmas Latenight.

>> No.14523956

Then she's getting my hopes up for nothing. She could at least share me with whoever gets me as a gift.

>> No.14523960

You'd be surprised. /v/ is very aware of us. What I'd like to know, is which one of you was asking for videogames with monstergirls in them for three weeks straight.

>> No.14523962

Weather was angry as fuck today. As if it were trying its damnedest to bully winter itself.

>> No.14523963
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How about instead of wanking about Star Wars, we talk about our own sci-fi ideas?

>> No.14523964

2cute mayne

>> No.14523967

Fett looked cool and intimidating she looks boring by comparison.

>> No.14523968

Stormtroopers. Sorry, I'm still not quite used to Star Wars media having actually progressed the timeline yet. I'm still stuck in the Clone Wars a bit.

>> No.14523969

It's 60 degrees and raining right now.
In New England.

>> No.14523971

What I liked is how they played her up to be some big progressive "Star Wars first strong female villain" when she does literally nothing the whole movie but get thrown in the trash.

>> No.14523972

Oh my.
That's certainly lewd.

Good luck, I just hope you don't end up doing it live with ghost-chan and alp-chan

>> No.14523975

Yeah, that was great.

>>14523949 is right though. Clones were originally made for the Clone Wars. With the rise of the Empire, those who survived and didn't lobotomize themselves to go AWOL stuck around as veterans, while the majority of Stormtrooper ranks were filled out by plain ol' recruitment and drafting of Imperial Citizens. Given that Clones have an accelerated growth rate, chances are all the survivors are long dead by VII. In a throw-away comment in VII, Kylo Ren mentions wanting to commission a new series of Clones; but Snoke instead went with General Hux's suggestion of kidnapping and brainwashing kids to become the First Order's army.

>> No.14523976

>Crow tengu and grizzly
I doubt a grizzly can pull of my waifu's personality, so it should be a manner of my waifu convincing me of the switch so we can fix it.

>> No.14523977
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sounds like you're neglecting someone

>> No.14523978

Other from the Clone Wars CG show, you could pretty much watch that and Revenge of The High Ground and go straight into the OT

>> No.14523979

Well it IS possible she'd also give herself as a gift. That implies either yuri or another dude though.

Forget it Anon, you just got kidnapped by drunken Santa. Maybe if you're lucky you'll at least go to another oni though.

>> No.14523983

Cabin boys adventures with a group of undead Space Pirates, their Wight captain, and escapades that involve stealing from Order space colonies.

>> No.14523985

Would you keep the book bear?

>> No.14523986

So she kidnaps me, but refuses to ravish me? What a jerk she is.

>> No.14523988

Would she be mervyful if I told her I finished two bottles of whiskey, a case of beer and half a bottle of vodka? By mercy I mean just ride me slow or nor at all.

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Something Something Cozy Adventures with an Anubis.

>> No.14523991

>Is Finn supposed to be a clone?
The Empire and First Order don't exclusively use clones as stormtroopers. The movie explains they tend to kidnap children and brainwash them into becoming Stormtroopers, child soldier and Hitler's Youth style.

>But if he is, how can he use a lightsaber?
Lightsabers are merely pieces of technology. Anyone is able to wield one, even droids, but Jedi and Sith were explicitly trained in their use, but the true weapon of a jedi is their powers, earned through their connection with the Force.

>> No.14523993

>4 dead and countless injured as Ryu spawns storms out of envy.

Kinda rude, Miss Ryu.

>> No.14523994

They hyped her up so hard and she got even LESS lines that Fett. Riot Baton Trooper was more interesting. Though, her voice kinda made me feel funny
It's implied that she's dead. If she is then she is, if she isn't then bonus

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>"The bigger they are..."
>"...The harder they fuck."

>> No.14524000

But anon! The Order will chase you to the ends of the universe to get you!
If I ever write a sci-fi story, can I use the idea of Anubis engineer or will someone get mad at me for stealing it?

>> No.14524001

I'd change her back. Everyone would be happy that way.

>> No.14524002

>Riot Baton Trooper was more interesting
TR8-TOR was the best character in the whole movie.

>> No.14524003
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While normally I love Ryus, fuck them right now. Christmas is the one time of year I'm willing to put up with snow since it contributes to the atmosphere, and right now I'm sitting in probably 20+ inches of rain these past two weeks and all the ground being mud. Someone has to stop poking the reverse scale.

>> No.14524005

Charon, no!

>> No.14524006

>Kiki swapped with a Hobgoblin

Someone's going to have balance issues.

>Master loves breasts, right? Rub my breasts, and they can be as big as you like.

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>can I use the idea of Anubis engineer or will someone get mad at me for stealing it?
Well, it's what I'd do, but I don't think anyone would get mad over it. The idea is plenty common enough. If you think you can do it justice, go right ahead. I look forward to reading it.

>> No.14524009

It was the most drawn out, unnecessary fight, BUT IT WAS GREAT

>> No.14524013

Not Bear-chan!
She didn't even get to do anything fun in your waifu's body!

So a kiki with the mind of a ditz and a hobgoblin maid that's ultra compitent.
Sounds nice.
Do you swap them?

>> No.14524015

>It's implied that she's dead. If she is then she is, if she isn't then bonus
Nah. J.J. apparently released a statement confirming she'll be back for VIII, with an expanded role evidently.

Hopefully now that the "lol Boba Fett" memetic badass joke has been done, she'll do more in the sequel.

>> No.14524016

>Kinda rude, Miss Ryu
I want to tell a ryu that to her face

>> No.14524018

That whole idea of having a weapon specifically designed to combat a Jedi was awesome. Hopefully down the line it means we'll see fewer hordes of troopers being cut down by their own blaster fire.

>> No.14524020

It's not coming any time soon, I can't do multiple stories at once.
3k words out of 8k done, I might get Chapter 3 out today

>> No.14524022

The bear is back in her big strong body instead of a weak little crow's body.

>> No.14524023

>Phasma is portrayed by Gwendoline Christie in Star Wars: Episode VII The Force Awakens.
>The character was originally intended to be played by a male actor. However, Christie was cast in response to internet backlash against a perceived lack of female cast members.
>Christie is slated to reprise the role in Star Wars: Episode VIII.

>> No.14524024
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He was more competent at fighting than the rest of the Order, even a Sith Apprentice. Let that soak in.

So she was only in the movie for marketing then? She had no reason to be in the movie really.

>> No.14524026

Bullcrap. If you feed them they"ll just get a different kind of hunger.

>> No.14524028

>Hopefully now that the "lol Boba Fett" memetic badass joke has been done, she'll do more in the sequel.
>Inb4 She gets tossed into a Sarlaac pit

>> No.14524029

>Drunken jock oni

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>> No.14524034

But the whole plan was for bearchan to do lewd things with you in that body!
Now she's just back in her muscled, scarred body without having been able to do anything.

>> No.14524035

/r/ing sad lonely Beelzebub on x-mas

>> No.14524036

The thing that makes the fight so great is that it's a Baton. A normal, military-issued baton
And he held his own against a lightsaber. Granted, Finn's not a Jedi, but still
This should've been Phasma. It's the fact that it's just a random guy makes it just great

>> No.14524037

Oh well. I only do lewd things with the wife.

>> No.14524038

Damn these two tempting semen demons.

>> No.14524040

Kesaran pasaran and karakase obake.

>> No.14524042

Tender. She's actually quite sweet but she's bad at expressing herself, plus she needs to act professional to suit her position.

>> No.14524043
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Hory shiiiiiiiit.

>> No.14524046

>Let's only send waves of droids equipped only with blasters at the army of space wizards who have proven they can reflect blasters, even though we have the resources and knowledge to combat them
>First Order
>There are only two space wizards left in the galaxy and one of them's on our side, but let's still develop weapons and train troops specifically to combat their laser swords
At least somebody was fucking prepared for them

>> No.14524047

Whichever one needed it.
Cu-sith and Cait-sith would be getting a de-furring potion if they wanted anything lewd.

>> No.14524048

But I expected her to at least take advantage of me.

>> No.14524049

what the fuck were they thinking?

>> No.14524050

As much as I like the boobs, I've always felt awkward around oppai lolis. I think I'll have to make the switch.

>> No.14524051

It'd be great to put her in her place and just crush her after she truly believes she did no wrong. Crying that the world has been against her and that was the only way she knew how to grab some attention.

Wait a minute, this is starting to sound a tad bit like a certain little fox.

>> No.14524053

>>Let's only send waves of droids equipped only with blasters at the army of space wizards who have proven they can reflect blasters, even though we have the resources and knowledge to combat them
The Seperatists had Grievous and the Magnaguards, which could fucking tear down Jedi.

>> No.14524054

Loving rape?

>> No.14524055
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Here you go you sadist jerk

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>It was great

Without Han / Chewie it was a 7.0

I mean it's between an 8.0 - 8.5 with them depending on person.

Bad child-esque villain with negative oomph factor, 1st Order being space nazis that the director even references nazis as inspiration, everything about Rey during the 2nd half, and it's literally just a New Hope.

Like it starts off as a New Hope, mid section was kind of different enough, and then it's straight back to being a New Hope again just with Rey being bullshit.

Leia, Han, and Kylo all needed more backstory instead of being thrust into the movie with little to nothing, something they could have done by say waiting until the 2nd movie before they let Kylo kill Han.

Could have made the moment substantially better with Han telling Rey or Luke ready the duke it out to hold off so he could talk with his son.

More importantly then we could have had more Han who is basically all the charm among those sticks in the mud main characters.

>> No.14524058

She shoved you into a bag, Anon. She took advantage of your weakness.

>> No.14524059
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monoeyes are cute.

>> No.14524060

I want to take her out to dinner.

>> No.14524064

But not physically!

>> No.14524068

>be huge
>little Hellhound twins show up in my house on Christmas dressed like that
>they say that

I hope I don't disappoint

>> No.14524069

Bollocks you're a really salty guy.

>> No.14524077

One cyborg and his elite guards. Not nearly enough to fight the Jedi across the galaxy. And since they had the technology to be building those Magnaguards, why not field whole battallions of them? There's no way the droids that get mowed down in droves can be more cost-effective than having capable soldiers that can be trained to combat the major threat of the opposing army. Or at least field more of those droidekas.

>> No.14524079

>All those complaints
>Still rating it high
The only thing going for Force Awakens is that it's competently made. But these days anyone can make a competent movie. Outside of that and once the initial hype wears off I think we'll see more critical opinions of it.

>All this Star Wars talk
>On Christmas Eve
Let's go back to Monster Girls now. How do you cuddle with your waifu on Christmas Eve?

>> No.14524081

She Shoved! You! Into! A! Bag! How much more physical do you need her to be?!

>> No.14524085

I wanted her to rape me, or at least molest me.

>> No.14524088

I would freeze her in carbonite and lick her everywhere. I hear this really turns on lava golems, or maybe it's just the freezing bit.

>> No.14524089

Spooning in front of the fire?

>> No.14524091

No one on the planet hates Star Wars more than Ford.
He would never agree to another movie. Hell the only reason he agreed to this one was because they were going to kill Solo and free him from ever being asked to reprise his role again.

>> No.14524092

>How do you cuddle with your waifu on Christmas Eve?
On the couch, all comfy and nice. The fireplace is lit and we're watching classic, old movies..
It's Star Wars

>> No.14524100

I want to stay joined with her the whole day.

>> No.14524101
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Sea Slimes with families come together to form large flotillas where they live by the thousand, discuss.

>> No.14524102

It's funny since he was probably the best thing in the movie

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>> No.14524105

They were still capable of wiping out Jedi. There's not armies of Jedis either, not to the scale of Clones.

>And since they had the technology to be building those Magnaguards, why not field whole battallions of them
Because the Magnaguards were personally trained by Grievous and were extremely expensive to produce thanks to having superior AI to your average Battle Droid. The point of the droids was that they were cheap and could be mass produced. They were capable of swarming the enemy through sheer numbers. Grievous and his Magnaguards were for when there was a Jedi in the battle and you needed someone who could fight them on even grounds.

Also, I think Droidikas were also capable of taking out Jedi Padawans.

>> No.14524107

It would be horrifying, if that's what you want
I've watched enough nature documentaries and learned enough about animals to know that Jellyfish are the space aliens from, uh, space that you have nightmares about

>> No.14524109

Droidikas were capable of a lot of things. I've played enough of Battlefront II to know that as fact

>> No.14524114

It's a shame they never released a new battlefront game.

I'd play the shit out of that with my daughteru.

>> No.14524115

What's horrifying about happy families living in migrant fleet?

>> No.14524118

Doesn't matter, had LOVE

>> No.14524119

Damn shame indeed.

>> No.14524120

At least there's a ton of fun mods for Battlefront II

>> No.14524121

Piss off you little wanker, I'm not one of your blasted write fags.

Saying it's anything less than a 7.0 would be wrong.

>> No.14524123

>It's a shame they never released a new battlefront game.

>> No.14524126

Are there fan servers for the steam release?

>> No.14524127

How'd you get that long, empty space to spoiler like that? Just a bunch of spaces because I don't see anything there.

>> No.14524129

>Posting a blank youtube link
That's not funny, Anon
Though, that brings be back to the Rick Rolling era

>> No.14524130
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I refuse to believe someone this dense exists in this world.

>> No.14524134

If monster girls were real, do you think that teen pregnancies and marriages would be more common alongside an increase in arranged marriages?

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>> No.14524137

Yeah. We'd also see a plummet in the divorice rate.

I want to be in an arranged marriage with an older powerful Monster Girl!

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>> No.14524140

No, since pregnancy is a rare and beautiful thing to monstergirls, and it'll probably take them time to find the right man to get pregnant for. Babies are probably the thing they take the most seriously.

>> No.14524141

Nice shoop.
I've seen a few in my day and that's a pretty good one.

>> No.14524144

>Teen pregnancies & marriage
Maybe a small increase, but for the more likely it'll remain the same. Monsters' high sex drives are to compensate for their lower birthrates, even without contraceptives.
>Arranged marriages
Does this even happen anywhere outside of Asian or Indain countries anymore?

>> No.14524145

Aww you're like a puppy.

>> No.14524147

You need to learn to crop, your screenshot has a lot of blank space on the bottom.

>> No.14524148

Sugoi. You're good at photoshop
Any other brilliant talents?

>> No.14524149

I-I don't get it.
Where's the joke.

>> No.14524151

What joke?

>> No.14524153

How new are you?
It's good old "it's so shit it doesn't exist for me" joke

>> No.14524156

Just like the tsukihime anime

>> No.14524157

What have you guys been replying to all this time? The post numbers are crossed out, they don't even exist. Is this a new form of bullying?

>> No.14524162

That's her fault for being a shit girl

>> No.14524163

Shut up Alp, nobody wants to waste their bullying on you anymore.

>> No.14524165

Some sod was posting empty spoilers and youtube links and photoshopped pictures.
Crossed out huh? Must've got bad. Well, that's what happens when you lie on the internet, Iguess

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>> No.14524169
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Reminder that Daniel Craig plays a Storm Trooper in Force Awakens with the code name JB-007.

As the really dumb one towards the end no less.

Uhh what?

This is the next Battlefront game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WeX41WfOsY

>> No.14524173

Wait, Craig was in the movie?
God damn it, he was the trooper Rey force persuaded, wasn't he?

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>> No.14524179

God damn it, what a waste

>> No.14524191

Eh, who cares
I always thought of SW as overrated piece of shit. I couldn't watch it because I was cringing too hard at literal "pew pew pew" and other ridiculous shit

>> No.14524193

But it's a lion

>> No.14524205

>implying there aren't lion jinkos looking for a husband to lead their pride.

>> No.14524206

>I couldn't watch it because I was cringing too hard at literal "pew pew pew"
You might need to learn to have some fun for once.

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>> No.14524214

But "fun" isn't what mature, intelligent nihilists with a wicked sense of humor enjoy.

>> No.14524218

Shut up /v/

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>> No.14524221

Is that
Is that mystery dungeon?

>> No.14524222

>Pride of lion girls all but encourage you to be a lazy piece of shit while they take care of the working, the shopping, the cooking and the cleaning
>A masterless Kikimora who lives across the street nearly has an aneurysm every time she sees you napping on the front porch

>> No.14524224

I thought that was an /a/ meme.

>> No.14524225
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You can be with your waifu, but you have to convince her father to allow you to court her and give you her hand in marriage.

He's scary, and not just because he's your father-in-law.

>> No.14524228

Don't forget all the cubs you'll be able to play with.
I would have to go lifting and do something on occasion to stay fit for the night we all have a long session.

>> No.14524229

People often find it hard to abandon their roots.

>> No.14524231

>I don't like X
>"You just hate fun! What are you, edgy? If you ignore the bad parts it's good!"

>Game is New Super Mario Bros 2, a 3DS game
>Console is a DS Lite with the GBA Port
>Also has a DSi's inner camera
What is wrong with this?

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>> No.14524238

Stuff the birdie!

>> No.14524240
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Yes, a Jinko.

Have a Yuki-Neko while I'm here.

>> No.14524244

Is it too early for Dickmas postings?

>> No.14524245

It's never too early

>> No.14524249

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please consider adopting an abandonded science project.

Every year, red slime-kitsunes, kunoichi-p'orcs, and elf-harpies are tossed away after their creation by careless wizards and scientists.

These girls need a new home and a loving onii-chan/husband to take care of them.

>> No.14524251

I'll have a Kunoichi-P'Orc, then.

>> No.14524252

Unless there are onee-san experiments I'm not interested

>> No.14524254

There's no content so it might as well not exist.

>> No.14524258

We have a trio of them ranging from late teen to lolis, take your pick.

You'll want to check out our dating affiliate Chimervalible, they have a nice website that can show you older hybrids in your area that need husbands/otoutos to spoil

A kiki-red oni came in recently and we expect a kiki-blue oni to follow after that.

>> No.14524259

How did that come out of that?

>> No.14524263

I can handle them.

>> No.14524265

Is the Robot Devil involved in this?

>> No.14524273

Good man.
Do note that they are a bit thicker than the normal kunoichi along with being more aggressive and being a tad masochistic.

Not directly.
His creations show up every now and then though.
Many of them are alps.

>> No.14524274

Holy shit. Harpies must be loose as fuck.

>> No.14524275

My dick is the key that opened the way.

>> No.14524276

Got any Alp Onee-sans to spoil me?

>> No.14524281

We have a few alp-demons, alp-ren xiongmoa, and an alp-holst that are getting up there in years on our dating site.

Many of them are not too terribly domineering though and a few went NEET

>> No.14524285

I'll take the Alp Demon NEET and train her to be a domineering Onee-san!

>> No.14524287

I want a Dark Matter Shoggoth onee-san. Is there one of those? How about a Vampire Glacies? Got one of those? Any Dragonflayers?

>> No.14524288

>a bit thicker than the normal kunoichi along with being more aggressive and being a tad masochistic
I'm going to teach them to be like the hooded captains from SoM.

>> No.14524292

good luck.
She frequently goes in little more than a large shirt and side tie panties so coaxing her out will be difficult.

For the dating site or adoption?
The last two are up for adoption and theres one of the former that's kept in a special off site location for dating.

Go for it.
Just watch out for sneak hugs.

>> No.14524294

I want to skullfuck a zombie!

>> No.14524296

>watch out for
Luckily my dog will protect me.

>> No.14524297

That's fine, she'll need her large shirt and side tie panties thanks to all the Hathor Milk she'll need. After all, chubby dominant haughty Onee-sans are the best!

And once I've trained her to be the toughest alp demon this side of MGC, I'll ask to sign her contract

>> No.14524299

>For the dating site or adoption?
Protection. There's this Titiana Vamp Mosquito that keeps trying to play "adult games" with me.

>> No.14524304

Check the dating site then under 'Will Protect for Dick' category.

>> No.14524306

Hello, yes. I would like to place a cash order for a Baphonuki.
Those wizards do cash orders, right?

>> No.14524307

Why wasn't I informed that such a heavenly sounding category existed?

>> No.14524308
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Come on down to Build-a-Waifu today! And design the girl you've always dreamed of!

>> No.14524309

Wizards don't use money. They need something they can't transmutate, they walk in the shop, cut past the line and point at their pointy hat and get everything for free.

>> No.14524310

We have one in stock for adoption.

That's it.

I would not reccomend dealing with wizards as they rarely accept cash.

Remember, these are little girls anon, not pets.

Because it's located under the 'Will Maid for Dick' category and the 'Twin's looking for Husband' sections.

>> No.14524314

I'm going to build a familiar with the largest pair of breasts I can find, along with a little lactation enhancement.

>> No.14524315

Do you have anything buff with a soft center?

>> No.14524319

Not even chocolate money?

If by adopt you mean put in an oversized hoodie then it's done.

>> No.14524321

Adoption or dating?

We have a sheep-dragon for the first and a minokobold for the second.

Then yes, we have one.
She's ten.

>> No.14524323

I'll take the sheep dragon.

>> No.14524324
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Fuckin Hoodies man. They are a miracle of the universe.

>> No.14524325
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Anyone get any clothes this year?

>> No.14524326

Enjoy, she's going to be quite muscled later on but is quite timid right now.

>> No.14524337

So, I can have my winged loli jinko with nice hips, brown skin, and white fur?

>> No.14524339

I'm really sick right now and I'm going to be sick for Christmas.

Please giv monstergirl who will be The Best at getting me better ASAP.

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>> No.14524345

I want her to replace my white blood cells with shoggoth cells that keep my body clean of disease

>> No.14524355
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I'm going for a dash to the finish! Give me inspirational music to listen to!

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>> No.14524368

Look I just gave an oil rub to my mom and have to get ready for a driver test, then give my grandmother my handmade gift. Then after that talk with a while to my aunt and say how much I appreciate her supporting my education.

I don't need a reminder of how much I need family members okay?!

>> No.14524376

>Look I just gave an oil rub to my mom

i hope it came with a happy ending

>> No.14524387

In space, a group of the world's brightest intend to create an instant messaging system that can operate across galaxies.

In between the stresses of making their technology viable they fend off backstabbings, assassinations from megacorporations and military tyrants from taking them and their tech.

In the end the whole universe can finally know true joy.

The joy of calling another species' waifu a shit in real time.

>> No.14524396

Reach out and taunt someone?

>> No.14524412
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Merry CHristmas everyone!

>> No.14524420

2.5k words into my Christmas special and I think that's the full rough draft. Get hype for Christmas morning.

>> No.14524421

>in terrible accident
>most vital organs are destroyed
>only way to save yourself is to take Shoggoth-made organs
Would you take them?

>> No.14524423
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Come one, come all. It's that time of year, love it or not it's- ah fuck it, someone hold my beer. It's time for "A Visit from 'ol St. Dick" (and for the love of god, Janet, don't give me a kick).


‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, save for a dormouse;
Clad in only striped stockings with no one to greet,
slept the brunette rodent who was also a NEET.

She was nestled snugly inside of her bed,
naughty thoughts filling the dormouse’s head;
Of a man in the bathtub who was quite the singer,
made the mouse’s hand travel to slip in a finger .

You see Christmas was special for a different reason,
more than Saint Nick or a change of the season;
Since monster girls came it took a whole different meaning,
one which made all the more a holiday intriguing;
For there was one gift they loved most on a cold winter night,
the act of pure love and a womb painted white.


>> No.14524424

>2.5k words
Funny, that's exactly how much I'm missing from mine.
Of course I would.

>> No.14524426

...Yes? The best part is that now we're basically married. She's become one with me, in more ways than one.

>> No.14524428

>that wasn't so hard
Yeah but the cock in his ass was.

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When the clock struck midnight did I rise up the stairs,
eager to go at it like a couple of march hares;
My heart thumped loudly as I approached the mound,
until my eyes discovered something quite round.

It was her bottom I saw hanging out in the air,
uncovered and wiggling without a worry to spare;
Yet before I could act on her buttocks’ temptation,
my body was stricken with a tingly sensation.

See dormice are special, so do take a seat,
as I explain how their bodies produce something sweet.

They wear a fragrance like ripe honeydew,
that’s quite addictive to all but a select few;
As if that wasn’t enough, I do offer this tip,
bask in the bathwater after one takes a dip.

A soak is potent enough to alter your moods,
to make a beast out of the prudest of prudes;
This ‘dormouse tea’ will work, I can attest,
but let’s return to the story before I digress.

I snuck behind her on the queen-sized bed,
clad in red boxers and a familiar cap on my head;
Yet the dormouse snoozed without a single thought,
displaying candy cane stockings (which were quite taut).

None could one blame me for what the heart seeks,
especially when that place was between her butt cheeks;
For ‘twas this place that my face nuzzled,
until she returned me a stare most puzzled.


>> No.14524435

If she replaced my heart would she feel all of my blood pumping through my body? If she replaced my stomach would she feel me digest every scrap of food? If she replaced my nerves would she feel everything I do?

God I want a Shoggoth.

>> No.14524438


>tfw you and your waifu will never have both of your souls in one body, taking turns being dormant and active.

>> No.14524439

>somebody saved my shitty edit

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>> No.14524443

This is wonderful.

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I furrowed my brows in deep concentration,
to explain to her the strange situation;
‘I tripped here on my way to the bath’,
was a quote most likely to invoke her wrath;
Yet before I could muster an excuse to pull,
she laid her face down onto a pillow laden with drool.

Paying no mind she gave her bottom a wiggle,
grinding upon my nose with a cheeky giggle;
“What a silly place to rest your head,
wouldn’t it be warmer with me in bed?”

With her scent in my nostrils, my horses reared,
giving her nethers a deep kissing until something phallic appeared;
But ‘twas not a cane that emerged from my boxers,
but her favorite knob and pair of door knockers.

[cont'd, one more and then I'll be done]

>> No.14524445

I would like to purchase one shog liver with onions please.

>> No.14524451


maybe, but equipping those has a -20 SAN penalty.

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The mouse braced herself on quivering knees,
giving the love nub a few licks never ceased to please;
She spoke not a word as I commenced my work,
taking hold her petite hips and giving them a jerk;
She moaned with each thrust into her warm dormouse hole,
as I became absorbed into the holiday role.

Merry Christmas to all, in spirit of St. Nick
Reminding you to give your waifu the dick.

Merry Christmas /mgt/, I've already put it up in pastebin for posterity, and hopefully I'll have a little more to show for it by next year.

>> No.14524458

Very cute. I wish I had a Dormouse to rape on christmas.

>> No.14524459

Keep it up man, this was great.

>> No.14524470

That was a fun read, thanks for that anon.

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Good news everyone! Chapter 3 is here! Unfortunately, the things covered in this chapter were originally meant to be part of chapter 2, and therefore it feels like a whole lot of filler. Chapter 4 will take place in Zipangu though, and there will be Oomukade in it so please bear with me.


>> No.14524511

Just finished it

Still cheering for Tia to get her Princess back

>> No.14524515

>Just finished it
Nigga how do you read that fast?

>> No.14524520

Get good. Once you learn how to read fast it's not that hard.

Also I really like the Dragon and her quest to get her girly lover boy back.

>> No.14524523

Well I hope her growth as a person will be to your satisfaction.

>> No.14524528

Don't you mean growth as a dragon?

>> No.14524531

Dragons are people too, racist.

>> No.14524550

So even without the Dragon Cecile is really girly? Sounds like he needs that Dragon badly, he's not cut out for the outside world.

>> No.14524553

Just you wait until you see him kick some ass instead of pounding it.

>> No.14524556

Why kick ass when you can relax in the tower of a dragon though? That's nicer.

>> No.14524563
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Bad guys need to be beaten up and girls might chip their nails.

>> No.14524573

What kind of Dragon can't beat up a few trouble makers and not chip her talons? Any self respecting Dragon needs to be able to protect their treasure's smile.

>> No.14524574

Been waiting for this, don't kill yourself trying to finish part 4 before Christmas though.

>> No.14524580

What kind of man can't protect his woman from a few trouble makers?
There's a reason all the ladies fall for Cecil, and it isn't because he's a phase 1 Alp.
I won't be writing anything until next week, don't worry.

>> No.14524589

>There's a reason all the ladies fall for Cecil, and it isn't because he's a phase 1 Alp.
Is it because he's a cute bishie that sparkles all over the place, is willing to do all sorts of things most human boys aren't willing to do, like put on dresses and be treated like a girl, and a lot of Monster Girls are into girly boys, especially tougher ones like Dragons, Amazons, and so on?

>> No.14524595
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He's so much of a man he can afford to wear a dress. Now let's drop this, it's silly and we should be talking about Kappa instead so I can write about one in the next chapter.

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I want to be princess carried by a Dragon!

>> No.14524613
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Froze
Species: Fenrir
Half human, half wolf extraspecies. Many problems arise because of her ferocious nature. The bindings known as Gleipnir have been passed to you. "Master, do you know how to use these bindings?"

Profile's a couple of days old, but I was too busy playing the game to do it. The bindings it talks about are these https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleipnir which were the bindings of Fenrir. So you have been given her chains (which explains the whole bondage dog thing).

Jormungand up next.

>> No.14524617
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A new letter of introduction has arrived!

Name: Iorumu
Species: Jormungand

Half human, half snake extraspecies. They are said to be the largest of the Lamia family. "I hear she's poor with both cats and lightning!"

She's a cutie, can't wait till she's in my group and not just fucking my runs up in the high level Devi-type daily.

>> No.14524620

Having MGs friends during Christmas is the worst, whenever you ask what present they want it's always sex, children or a husband.

How are you supposed to deal with that?

>> No.14524632

Get them a husband of course, why are you letting your Monster Girl friends be alone on Christmas?

Just buy a shota from that shadey tanuki on the corner, they have a lot in stock for the Christmas season. Plus any of the unsold shotas get neglected, so may as well buy them now before it gets cold, right?

>> No.14524645

Remember kids, if you're naughty tanuki clause comes to put you in a sack and give you to an older woman that makes you feel funny when she touches your special places.

>> No.14524648

I want to cum in a squirrel's panties.
Yeah the face is kinda off; but goddammit, this is my fetish and there's not enough of it!

>> No.14524650

So, a whole species of bondage wolves? How enticing.

>> No.14524651

The unsold shota slaves grow up to be weak malnourished fragile bishounens, cold and unloved, huddling in the corner of some cold alley as snow falls on them, wishing they had some nice onee-san to protect them.

These abandoned slave bishies will not live past 22 in the wild. These are the aftereffects caused from the shota slave trade.

>> No.14524658

Surely a kindly Titania onee-san will take them in.

>> No.14524682

There are too many bishies, and not enough onee-sans. Besides, they'll get neglected by all the monster girls who don't want to fix up these broken boys, and want one new and in mint condition.

>> No.14524684

Wouldn't a kindly Onee-san set up a home for them?

>> No.14524687

What if mice oneesans?

>> No.14524690

Is she gonna be able to care for all those sickly bishies? Will she be able to find them onee-sans who can care for them proper and not abandon them? Will she be able to personally cope with seeing other people get a cute human boy to love, and her to not have any of her own to call husband? A home is hard work.

Mice can't be onee-sans.

>> No.14524693
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>Mice can't be onee-sans.
You racist against short girls? They can take care of bishies too, and it'll be a humorous juxtaposition due to the height difference!

>> No.14524694

Nah, they should leave it to tall girls. Have some standards.

>> No.14524713

I've always liked the idea of short onee-sans, getting a lap pillow from a mouse who's older than she looks is a nice thought.

Then again I also like tall imoutos with big breasts so I may have weird tastes.

>> No.14524726

Tall thick girls should be Big sisters.

Small tiny girls should be Little sisters.

The natural order of life.

>> No.14524741
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This is discrimination.

What if I want a tall Oni imouto? Living in a small town where she's the only one of her kind so she's always been insecure about her size and everyone always acts cautious around her. The only time she feels at ease is when she's around her onii-chan who treats her appropriately for her age.

>> No.14524755

I want a short imouto shoggoth.
I want a tall oneechan kikimora.

>> No.14524758

So 3DPD-ish.

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>> No.14524786

This is a silly complaint. Alp has people bitch at him that he's a stupid weeb that needs to write dialogue and personalities realistically yet when someone does do that there's always someone like this who whines about characters coming across as "3DPD."

I feel bad for writefags at times, it's hard to win.

>> No.14524799

I want a Kikimora daughter who shoots up like a weed and ends up towering over me.

>> No.14524808

Please don't let her shoot up the weed. What will her mother think when she finds her overdosed corpse.

>> No.14524824

You can't win them all, but it would be nice to win as many as possible.

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>> No.14524871

>largest of the Lamia family
I'll take 5

>> No.14524872

I want a shortstack Onee-san

>> No.14524890
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A fine ass took a dive over a cliff today. Cheer me up, guys.

>> No.14524906

Was he a good don-keh?

>> No.14524909

I hate you so much Charon.

>> No.14524912
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Anyone remember story about librarian who got husband'ed by a wurm? Wurm lived in a lost underground city or something. She was friends with 4 other dragon types who visited them. Guy was also teaching wurm how to read. Cute stuff
I think I read it half a year ago or something.
Title or pastebin?

>> No.14524918

this is the first time i heard of this story, why have i not heard about it before? I NEED THIS

>> No.14524924
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I want to invite Charon to Christmas dinner and let her know that someone appreciates her hard work and puns.

>> No.14524936

>not saving both
You monster

>> No.14524949
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When's KC gonna get back to Wonderland? I want my Card/Chess Monster Girls.

>> No.14524954

Poor little black guy.

>> No.14524959

oh great more wonderland its not like the last few ones have been awful

>> No.14524961

You right they aren't awful

>> No.14524966
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>last few
It's been 3 months since the last Wonderland.

>> No.14524976

>pocket kiki

It's wonderfull.

She deserves a happy look too!

>> No.14524982

I didn't get a choice like that. I saved the admiral who wanted peace and then the plot point was ignored completely and the Quarians just got themselves killed for no reason at all.

>> No.14524985

You did it wrong then

>> No.14524988

I have no idea what I could have done differently.

>> No.14524991

It's literally on Google on the first link

>> No.14524996

I don't play games with someone holding my hand. If I fuck up I fuck up, if I succeed I succeed. I'm not going to use guides to cheat my way to my desired outcome. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.14524998
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>Remember bromont did a Yuki-Onna Christmas Cake story for Christmas
>Look in the archives
>The thread is gone and wasn't saved during moe's death

Nobody saved it, did they?

>> No.14524999

Geth vs. Quarians
In order to achieve peace between the two races, you need to get 5 to 7 points. These points are based on your ME2 and ME3 decisions. If you have 4 points or below, you cannot achieve peace.

-Rewrote the Heretics (0 points)
-Destroyed the Heretics (+2 points)
-Tali is NOT exiled (+2 points)
-Tali has been exiled/You did not do the Loyalty Mission (0 points)
-Resolved Legion/Tali conflict either using the Paragon or Renegade options (+1 point)
-N7 Mission: Save the Admiral on Rannoch in ME3 (+1 point)
-N7 Mission: Destroy Geth Squadron on Rannoch in ME3 (+1 point)
-Completed Legion's Mission in ME3 (or no peace)

>> No.14525002

Checked Warosu? It's been archiving /jp/ the entire time even when moe was around.

>> No.14525003

The fuck you talking about nerd.

It's certainly not KC.

>> No.14525004
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>rewrote heretics
>Legion died
Well there you have it. I'm not going to go back and replay ME2 though. Quarians died because of their stupidity. Can't save everyone.
RIP Tali, at least you made it home.

>> No.14525005

I don't have the autism to waste hours of my time figuring out a game's arbitrary point system when someone else has the solution for me online, maybe you're autistic enough though

>> No.14525008

I believe it was on /a/.

>> No.14525009

Then we're probably shit out of luck here.

>> No.14525010

>the autism to waste hours of my time figuring out a game's arbitrary point system
Neither do I. What happens, happens.
>maybe you're autistic enough though
Merry Christmas to you too.

>> No.14525014

Monster girls.

>> No.14525016

We've agreed that Tali is one.

>> No.14525018

>>Legion died
>not doing keeping your crew loyal

>> No.14525020

Wasn't it ruled out somewhere that aliens are not naturally MGs?

>> No.14525021

No, it's not. It's the MonMusu Online game. I translate and post the profiles here because even if people might not care for the series or the game, new designs/interpretations of girls isn't a bad thing. And it's not like these threads are meant to be MGE content only.

>> No.14525023

>complete every loyalty mission
>Legion dies from a single shot from a regular enemy in a cutscene anyway
It's like one guy who says that.

>> No.14525024


>> No.14525025

I didn't do it on my own anon, so "we" applies.

>> No.14525028

Yes but when there's clearly other threads for it on /a/ that people can go to if they're interested in that, it's probably not a good idea to waste images on it here. Just like no one dumps new manga chapters here.

>> No.14525031

>/mgt/ is so lonely without new MGE entries that it has to drag out our own from other media
And a sad merry Christmas to you too.

We scared KC so hard, we won't even get a Christmas tree MG.

>> No.14525032

No anon, you are awful.

>> No.14525036

Aliens aren't monstergirls

>> No.14525037

Why not? None of you ever answer this question.

>> No.14525039

how would monster girls celebrate a lonely Christmas?

>> No.14525040

I'd been posting them here for over a month without any issues. But hey, if people want me to stop I will. I just figured some people might find them interesting enough.

>> No.14525042

Not sure about the guy you're responding to but I've always used a simple method of deciding if something is a monster girl.
>Does it have noticeably non-human traits
>Is it not a furry
If it can fulfil both then it's a monster girl in my eyes. Aisha from outlaw star for example may be an ailen but she's more of a monster girl than elves are and they get posted here way too often.

>> No.14525045

Not saying you have to stop, just that when we can often burn through images before we even hit page 10 then it might be a good idea to reduce such content to imgur links. It's up to you though.

>> No.14525046

You sound like a yeasty troglodyte cunt. Go queef somewhere else.

>> No.14525047
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Happy holidays!

>> No.14525049

>Legion dies from a single shot from a regular enemy in a cutscene anyway
In what game was this? I can't find it on the wiki.

>> No.14525051

Who said that.

Go on, be sure to try the DMM threads too so we can have more followers for the cult.

I can't consider Aisha an alien.

It's just a genetic engineered race or something like that.

>> No.14525053

They look like they want some eggnog, if you catch my drift.

>> No.14525055

Are you always this rude and grumpy during Christmas?

>> No.14525056

Usually it's just one image a day but it's two today because I was too busy to do the one of them when it came up.

>> No.14525058

Mass Effect 2. Suicide mission.

>> No.14525068

Oh, that didn't happen to me because I managed to keep my crew loyal.

>> No.14525069

Fair enough, keep on doing what you do then. I'm enjoying the game anyway.

>> No.14525078

Well yeah there's technicalities but Aisha can be replaced with any other Alien race that looks like a monster girl.

Like Florans from Starbound, savage plants who love doing invading planets and hunting large beasts for sport.

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That doesn't make any sense though, I did his loyalty mission and it said "loyal" under his picture in the squad selection.
Anyway, Tali's dead, it sucks, but that's how my story went.

>> No.14525083

Did you get the cutscene with Legion and Tali?

>> No.14525085 [DELETED] 

Yes, and I resolved it with the paragon option, because I could.
Why are we still talking about this?

>> No.14525087

Monster Girl ™.

>> No.14525089 [DELETED] 
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Observe the anatomy on this girl. She's more monstrous than an Elf.

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If you kept both of them loyal then he shouldn't have died, I'm just trying to comprehend how you fucked this up.


>> No.14525093

Not him, but I'd rather not have this turned into /v/ 2.0 with asaris and draeneis everywhere.

>> No.14525094

>I'm just trying to comprehend how you fucked this up
Probably sending him in that pipe.

>> No.14525097

She's much more humane than Geths for one.

For two, too similar in fact.

>> No.14525098

No one will stop you from posting MGE girls so instead of complaining fucking do it.

>> No.14525103

What does that even have to do with anything? They're robots.

>> No.14525105

>No one will stop you from posting MGE girls
Of course not, this is the only place to do it after all. Now on the other hand, you have a board for them.

>> No.14525106
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I wonder what my Hatter nee-san got me for Christmas.

>> No.14525109


They're far more monstrous than your qtpie /v/ waifu.

>> No.14525110

>monster girl general
>monster girls not welcome
I'm sorry but there's no way in hell I'm going to /v/, ever.

>> No.14525114

But she's not my waifu.

>> No.14525121

Who gives a fuck at this point.

>> No.14525123

I do

>> No.14525125
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Tali reminds me of a thought I was having while shopping the other day to keep me sane in the Christmas rush.

Could you marry a masked monster girl knowing that the mask was with her for life and that you could never see her face? Like a masked Apophis, she doesn't like to talk about why she wears it but it's fixed to her face with the highest tier magic. Would you be able to love her while never knowing if she was beautiful beyond compare or scared so badly that she needed the mask so she didn't disgust people in public?

>> No.14525139

Here's your reply.

>> No.14525147

This means no nuzzling, kissing or blowjobs which is sad. She'd still have the usual banging body though, so I guess. I'm sure as hell going to need to hear this story eventually, however. Besides, even if she was ugly underneath that just means she's got on a permanent paper bag she can't get mad at me for.

>> No.14525165
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Can we get along again?

>> No.14525167

I want to molest a Holst until she's a quivering pile of milky curves

>> No.14525168

Posting >you will nevers in /hbt/ and requesting Christmas art of their favorite boy ___you

>> No.14525172

>he's still alive

I will eat steak for Christmas.

>> No.14525175
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It is time for me to go pat my devil bug on the head.

>> No.14525187

Sex. Lots and lots of sex. And a PS4.

>> No.14525192

Frost Wyvern because we all know the thread would hate ice-elemental zombie dragons.

>> No.14525193


Anyone wanna write a fanfic about this?

>> No.14525198

>Devil bug getting art

>> No.14525204


>> No.14525207
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She could have a badass mask design that makes all the chuuni girls jealous, cursed masks are the kind of thing that those types dream of.

The hardest part would be not being able to see her reaction to things and she could try and hide how much she was enjoying things in bed. Which is all the more reason to do your best and make her moans wake up the Anubis neighbour.

>> No.14525208

Anon please don't start this, I'm trying to have grape snake fantasies here.

>> No.14525214


OK. OK. Can anyone write a greentext/story/whatever about this.

Happy now!?

>> No.14525221

Much better, we may be autistic but we need to at least pretend we're not.

>> No.14525248

A basket full of Wonderland products, including various kinds of tea, many biscuits and cakes along some very suspicious mushrooms

If I were you I wouldn't touch any of them

>> No.14525254
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Merry Christmas Eve guys! Hope you guys will have a Merry Christmas and Happy new Year! Got two things for you guys.

First up is the second sketch of this image. Dominance! Do you guys like dominant Monster Girls? I do, and I really love low angle pictures of Monster Girls, specifically ones of my lovely Wock.

>> No.14525257

>I don't have the time to play a game correctly do I'll just google what to do
Gamur gurl pls.

>> No.14525273

I do. Wocks are among the best.

>> No.14525275
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Up next, this was given to me as a gift from a friend in a secret santa, and I think it looks really great! Really thankful for it, and I hope they have a Merry Christmas (They don't go on here, but still it's the thought that counts.)

And I hope you guys have a Merry Christmas too! Have a great Christmas Eve, I'm off to build a Gingerbread House. Make sure you guys do something festive tonight!

>> No.14525287

Goddamn hellhounds are hot, but you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy

>> No.14525290

If it's stuck to her face permanently then effectively it is her face. Whether she's ugly under it won't matter because you'll never see it.

>> No.14525293
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>sister is visiting over the holidays
>find her used pantsu unguarded
>they don't smell like anything
So close, yet so far.

>> No.14525302

Thanks for sharing.

>> No.14525309
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You should comfort me you jerk. I'd comfort you if you suffered as I do.

>> No.14525312

It was a stupid thing to do in the first place.

>> No.14525315

I didn't even wear them on my head, anon. Where's your Christmas spirit?

>> No.14525341

Merry Christmas Wockfag, keep being an awesome, dedicated and slightly crazy guy.

>> No.14525351

>have sister
>have no sexual attraction to her
>actually have a healthy sibling relationship

I'm a weirdo, I know.

>> No.14525360

You're fine anon, both types of relationship are fun. Yours is just more comfy but less exciting.

>> No.14525382

Cute stuff mang.

>> No.14525401
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I put this on a transparent background so I could do some stuff with it, thought I'd post it if anybody might be interested.
Cute stuff.
Joyeux Noël.

>> No.14525405
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This one is actually done right and not full of white bits.

>> No.14525407

I'll take it.

>> No.14525409

matting is an outright bitch at times.

>> No.14525416
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>you sill never celebrate Christmas in an Undead Kingdom

>> No.14525456
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>We will never have Death Knight-kun x Can Can Dancing Wight-ojou

>> No.14525459

I did the inner card too.
If I had any talent at all I'd try to clean them up or line them and then try my hand at colouring.
I always forget to double check for errors.

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>> No.14525525

Writing like a madman for Christmas.

>> No.14525535

Hopefully people were listening to the christmas ghost

>> No.14525537

I'm gonna eat a whole bunch of them after dinner! To show my appreciation for hatter nee-chan!

>> No.14525538

Procrastinating furiously from writing anything since you fags don't get a merry crimbo

>> No.14525541

What is the best Wonderland Nee-chan?

>> No.14525544
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>> No.14525549

>Get taken to a cemetary in your sleep
>Wake up
>Some girl is talking about how she's the ghost of christmas future
>She even shows you your grave, with a hole, a coffin big enough for two, and a tombstone with your name on it
>She knocks you in, and then jumps in after you, proceeding to ride you raw through the night
>When she knocked you into the grave, the bit of mold growing on it fell off, revealing the tombstone which reads
>"Here lies Anon."
>"He definitely scored."

>> No.14525556

Ohohoho! I already finished my writing for Christmas!

>> No.14525563
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Well who's an adorable little rape machine.

Remember though, an Ushi-Oni is for life, not just for Christmas.

>> No.14525570

Nice, and I wish you a merry christmas too.

>> No.14525579

The hookah smoking caterpillar

With a body so soft and full of otouto loving snu-snu

>> No.14525582

>Remember though, an Ushi-Oni is for life, not just for Christmas.

So true, just like puppies, people get them when they're cute and eventually end up abandoning them or dropping them off at a shelter even putting them similar to hellhounds

>> No.14525594

Hatter-chan obviously! She's a classy lady who would love her otouto and take care of him when mom isn't home. And she'd teach him how to make a lady feel good using her own body

>> No.14525597


>flushed down the toilet when they get too big
>sewers full of giant rape spiders

>> No.14525599
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How does one manage with a fully grown-up Ushi?

>> No.14525600

A hat.

>> No.14525601

No wonder they are all dangerous, scary, uncivilized rejects of society.

>> No.14525617
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Uh-oh! You were teasing a local arachne by standing at the edge of her web and complimenting her eyes until she was red as a beet and skittering in embarrassment when you tripped on a loose rock and landed face-first in the sticky trap! what do you do?

>> No.14525621

I'll pat that devil bug fiercely and repeatedly
With a rolled up newspaper

>> No.14525622

Activate Hyper-thrusters.

>> No.14525626

Assuming you trained it correctly, with lots of love. Well trained Ushis are so loyal that they will not be tempted by even the most faceless of fat men's cocks, and are willing to go up to a week without sex (assuming advanced training has been attained) should the owner be incapacitated in some sort of pelvis related injury.

>> No.14525627

Compliment her even more until she takes pity on me!

>> No.14525635

Panic and freak out!

>> No.14525637

As if the hordes of devil bugs and slimes weren't bad enough

>> No.14525639

Act like I'm at her mercy.

>> No.14525640

Never since the Great Bovine Manure Factory Explosion of '36 have I ever seen so much bullshit in one place.

>> No.14525649

Keep calm. She hates guys that don't struggle.

Then wait until she gets close enough, and see if I can take my flirting a step further.

>> No.14525663
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>Walking down the street
>Suddenly the cap comes flying off the sewer pipe with enough force to impress even the strongest Minotaur
>Before you can run fast enough a web is wrapped around your ankle
>You're yanked into the pipe as bystanders keep their distance and watch in horror
>It's not long before you hit the soft webbing at the end of your fall and you notice your attacker, an 8ft tall Ushi-Oni covered in dirt and grime looking at you and breathing heavily
>But it's not just her breath you hear and you quickly notice at least half a dozen others of her kind closing in
>Your screams can be heard from street level but no one comes to your rescue
Remember to be careful around sewers in MGC.

>> No.14525675

pelvis status: ground to dust
rip in rip

>> No.14525690
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Christmas dinner with Yuki-onna

>> No.14525692

You know, I'm pretty sure I saved that whole thing in a .txt file. Let me look..

Yep. Got it.


Merry christmas.

>> No.14525697

Get raped because all options will lead to it at this point.

>> No.14525708

>face-first in the sticky trap

I'll suffocate and die. That'll teach her!

>> No.14525710

I HATE sewer levels

>> No.14525714

>Blighttown isn't his favorite town

>> No.14525717

120 lbs of rape
150 lbs of cuddle sex
180 lbs of handholding and headpats

>> No.14525721

>MFW too bored and busy wrapping presents to shit out a bollocks level of tripe greentext or story for the breadystacks in here

>> No.14525726

>Kitsune tails are a portal into the Mofuverse
>Yeti fur is a portal to the Snowrealm

>> No.14525727


>MFW swapped out metal dick piercings for acrylic so I can get on an airplane tomorrow

>> No.14525730

what is this abomination and what have you done to yeti-chan!?

>> No.14525740

She's a yeti subspecies who lives a nocternal lifestyle. The dark fur mimicing snowfall helps to camoflage her at night during snowstorms.

Alternatively, she's some sort of ascended yeti, and that fur is actually a window into another dimension.

>> No.14525741

Rape her back while she's raping me.

>> No.14525743
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How far down the slippery slope would you go?

>> No.14525744
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>> No.14525745

I found it, nevermind

>> No.14525750

>not sharing it
anon you monster

>> No.14525773

Or even more alternatively, she was caught in a slow globe experiment, and her new fur is the result.

>> No.14525774

>mimicing snowfall
was one of her parents an octopus?

>window into another dimension
>epic level yeti
how much damage would each hug do?

>> No.14525790

A is the only valid choice. Anyone who chooses B needs to stop being Matt.

>> No.14525798

It's not from here, I don't want to trigger autists

>> No.14525805

Her mother got very lonely on her trips across the Frozen Seas. Don't judge.

>how much damage would each hug do?
See this thing?
She could hug it into a cube small enough to hold.

>> No.14525817

She fucked an octopus? What a weirdo!

>> No.14525849
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she takes pity on your pelvis after the fact
your struggles only make her more exited
you are at her mercy!
when she ventures close you redouble your flirting efforts. Now she is even more embarrassed at be flirted on by such helpless prey!
you get raped, as was your destiny
she is on top of you before you can suffocate, nevertheless you try your best to suffocate yourself anyway and the arachne takes notice! The arachne now thinks you have an asphyxiation fetish
it is remarkably easy to reverse rape the embarrassed and skittish spider

>> No.14525862
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Merry Christmas, faggots

>> No.14525866

>you are at her mercy!
Then what?

>> No.14525867
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Would you comfort an old goat?

>> No.14525870

>it is remarkably easy to reverse rape the embarrassed and skittish spider
Good, good.

>> No.14525872

On Christmas? Of course!

>> No.14525875
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>mfw Orthodox country

>> No.14525876

>one thousand daughters

>> No.14525879


Shub-Niggurath isn't just for Christmas, she's for life.

>> No.14525882

Hey, don't call me faggot, you dumb lizard! I'll beat the snot out of you!

>> No.14525886
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>one thousand daughters

>> No.14525890
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Double Goat Pussy.

>> No.14525898

>one thousand daughters
This sounds familiar for some reaso-
Fuck. If Shub Niggurath looks like a goat milf I would though, countless years of experience would be worth the risk to indulge in.

>> No.14525903


Drown your lonliness in her moist ftaghn-hole, Anon. It's fine because she has naturally high conception rates and will gladly let you dick her while pregnant.

>> No.14525913
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Let's go for a Sleigh Ride anon!

>> No.14525932

I want a krampus to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to wish her a merry christmas all the same!

>> No.14525933

>I want a krampus to laugh at my tiny penis!
>letting a krampus bully you
Stand up for yourself anon! Call her tits small!

>> No.14525937

And I want to hog tie then cumflate her but you didn't hear me whining about it till this moment

>> No.14525938

Apophis, she is a Char.

>> No.14525939

She's into Shotas?

>> No.14525940

I forgot about that.

>> No.14525950

>Forgetting Lala
She was like a mother to him!

Although I do have to disagree on one part, we all know wurms are the best char

>> No.14525952

mind posting a link?

>> No.14525955

Shire's actually cuter than I initially expected.
She's like Lilith except with better tits.

>> No.14525963

I want to break into a lonely monstergirl's house and celebrate Christmas with her against her will

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>> No.14525986

>TFW one of the ideas people helped me have for Krampus was her ability to tell truth from lie preternaturally
>Even if you try to lie about wanting her to fuck you, she can tell and re-doubles her effort to make it a Christmas you'll never forget
>With light BDSM play
and an extra special present snuggling her bosom next year

>> No.14525989

I don't want to trigger "4CHIN ONLY!111one" autists and start another shitstorm

>> No.14526005

The best Chars are fast and red
wurms are neither of those

>> No.14526017

Nothing makes me happier than being told I don't get to enjoy something because some other idiot might throw a tantrum.

Merry Christmas to you fuckers.

>> No.14526027

>He's never see Charlotte, the red wurm comet.

Please, wurms are dragons!
Dragons can be red.
Red makes you go faster.
Therefore, red wurms are fast

>> No.14526040
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Either post it or don't you motherfucking attention whore. You don't need to keep reminding people that you don't want to because "It may trigger muh 4chan autists". You're fucking worse than me at this point.

>> No.14526046

I honestly think he's making shit up to troll. There can't be anyone stupid enough to think that's a legitimate reason to not post. It's funny, because this annoys me far more than the other shitposting we get here.

>> No.14526051

>I don't want to trigger "4CHIN ONLY!111one" autists and start another shitstorm
There is no shitstorm, at most it's two guys or one guy samefagging while everyone calls them out on their shit.

Many of us go elsewhere, our artists have tumblrs and most our translations come from outside sources like MGR.

>> No.14526058
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Tiny elf in a box.

>> No.14526059
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>> No.14526061

Tag it and send it back into the wild.

>> No.14526062

>That set preview
The prolapse ruined it.

>> No.14526065

Stuff with milk and cookies before dressing her up like Mrs. Claus

>> No.14526066
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I want to cream pie a Krampus and then run really fast!

>> No.14526071

I think he means the 8 channel smut or TFT, if it's even real.

I don't do shit because at times it involves questionable subjects one of them being a Death Knight fucking a Zombie Dragon when all she did to make him that way was a little bit of ghetto Lich phylactery magic on a living body. Similar to Haitian zombie hoodoo.

>> No.14526073
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Sekhmet is the best goddess! She's pure and cute!

>> No.14526079

Having a problem with questionable content is different than getting pissy about the source of content.

TFT might be a shit-hole but I don't throw a fit if someone links the one gem in said mountain of shit.

>> No.14526098

Nothing brown is "cute and pure"


>> No.14526108

>he ended up with a devil bug
Wow, you must be literal shit.

>> No.14526114

>This with mini ushis
>falling in a nest of this
This world will burn.

>> No.14526119

Tell her I'm really drunk and it would be rape. Also soil myself.

>> No.14526120


>> No.14526122

Can't wait for Cyber Sleuth.

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I thought it was cute.
The prolapse as well.

>> No.14526130

Nothing wrong with being shit if it means you get to head pat and hug a cute devil bug every day, or 10 devil bugs if that's your thing.

>> No.14526141

At least get khepris you shit, have some self respect.

>> No.14526150

>Comparing Khepris to Devil Bugs

>> No.14526151
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Hey, I prefer Khepris but Devil Bugs are adorable too. Even if they are the 3rd best harem monster Goblins are 2nd.

>> No.14526152

>TFT may be a shit-hole
The only three bad writers on there I can think of are Sukiru Ikeda, Aftyn, and Bollocks.

They at least have LDR and ThunderBrother are there, I guess? As well as some guy named Beardicus who isn't too terrible.

>Not his favorite town
>Black Gulch
>Not his favorite zone
>Fishing Hamlet or Old Yharnam
>Not his favorite spots

>> No.14526153

Is everybody having Christmas? You're all more normal than you claim.

>> No.14526161

All better than Valley of Defilement

>> No.14526163

I'm saying get a quality insect girl. Khrepis are great.

>devil bugs are adorable
>giant cockoroaches
There is not enough what.

>> No.14526165
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When you're a tiny hobbit boy, even wimpy elves can Snu Snu you.

>> No.14526167

I molest my party's Mouse Thief like this all the time!

>> No.14526170

Fishing Hamlet is my third favorite area, After Cainhurst and Forbidden woods. Fuck your zones though.

>black gulch
Oh anon, tell me you don't pay monstergirls to spit on you.

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The Kikimora's wish everyone a Merry Christmas!
May you give and receive many gifts, headpat and cuddle your Kiki lots and have a great time!

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OH now you've done it! You made me remember the glorious, the one and only! The VALLEY OF COCKSUCKING DEFILEMENT.




But the thing that rustled me the most. THE THING that rustled me the most was:

>Trudge through that black morass of absolute bullshit
>Dark Spirit spawns
>With the Meat Cleaver
>Can dodge roll




>> No.14526179

>The only three bad writers on there I can think of are Sukiru Ikeda, Aftyn, and Bollocks.
I wouldn't even call Aftyn outright bad, that Haohi short the other day was pretty nice but generally he doesn't write the sort of thing I enjoy. He's far from the best but in terms of ability he's at least above Sukiru Ikeda and Bollocks.
I've just finished wrapping stuff and now I'm writing cards for my family. I may be a disgusting NEET degenerate but I spend time with my immediate family at least.

>> No.14526183

The only thing I could ask for is a chance to headpat my Kiki. That's more than I deserve.

>> No.14526196

I'd try to present a counter-argument and then I remembered the other two are Self-Insert the MC and a repetitive piece of shit who doesn't even know what they want to write

>> No.14526197

The problem is that (at least when it first started) the three writers you mentioned were producing the majority of content. Sukiru Ikeda was the worst offender.

But I don't visit frequently enough to see how it's changed, so it was probably unfair to call it a shit-hole. I've also enjoyed several storied that have been posted to I guess it's time to change my opinion.

>> No.14526198

>There is not enough what.
Anything can be cute when turned into a cute girl with the wonders of mamono mana. Except dolphins, dolphins are assholes no matter what.

Your love for brown beetles is admirable though, they need more art and they haven't had any since that lewd in the summer.

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Giant Trolls sound cute.

>> No.14526207

I like Bollocks' stuff.

>> No.14526212

Yeah that was sort of where I was going, when those two are what you're up against it's a lot easier to look acceptable at least some of the time. That said the site has better writers now, I'm just glad that LDR is writing monster girl content again even if it's not here.

>> No.14526217

I liked his Wight mom story.

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>google cute dolphin girls
>get this
I guess you win?

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Remember, a mono-eye is for life, not just for Christmas.

>> No.14526236

She's getting a new scarf and a giant Chinese finger trap for Christmas

>> No.14526240

>your dick basically becomes a third leg for you to satisfy her
>your balls swell to the size of breadfruits
NO, that is not cute nigga.

>> No.14526246

Well they better be sexy, like that capillary hardening masochistic one.

>> No.14526249

Shit taste detected

>> No.14526257

Plus side.
You can cumflate any manticore that comes your way.
Along with any uppity horse pusdy that shows up

>> No.14526258

His Apophis story was pretty good imo.

>> No.14526262

>fucking burning garbage
Oy vey

>> No.14526273

Yeah, you could probably ruin Taukis too. The board would hear her sloshing before she came in

>> No.14526275

Line 3377, A little bit on heroism, and a horny vampire

Line 879, More milky spider mum

Hope you guys enjoy, comments and criticisms welcome. Merry Christmas, /mgt/. Hopefully I can pump out something a little more holiday themed soon.

>> No.14526285

Too much of a deposit in her bank account?

>> No.14526287

You and the other two have extraordinarily bad taste in writers

>> No.14526289

Excellent. I was wondering where you have been.

>> No.14526290

Yep, she'd be carrying a tad too much liquid investments so th bottom of her shirt, maybe her pants, would undone as she walked in

>> No.14526296

To all of you who love aggressive monster girls

Would you be able to handle weeks, maybe even months of ceaseless rape after which the MG who captured you would marry you and become the best wife you could think of?

I know I wouldn't be able to and that I'd end up like those doujin girls, mind-broken and doing the double peace sign

>> No.14526299

Just fuck my shit up.

>> No.14526301

He's still bottom of the barrel in terms of ability but I'll read any old shit as long as scenario is passable. I mean hell, a lot of our in thread green texts are shit but still do their job at fuelling imaginations, same thing applies for Bollocks.

>> No.14526303

>I'd end up like those doujin girls, mind-broken and doing the double peace sign

This would happen to me when I get raped by a bunch of faceless P'Orcs in a subway bathroom.

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Mamono mana is supposed to help to some extent but I doubt I could avoid going the double peace sign route in the end.

I wouldn't go down without a fight though, some rough and competitive sex before she finally gets the upper hand would be nice.

>> No.14526333
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>"Call off your Hellhound! It's too big and I don't want to play fetch!"

>> No.14526334


I'll take what I can get. And what is the sort of thing can I write that you would enjoy? I'll try and work on it.

Also, I've tried for months...MONTHS to get Sukiru Ikeda removed from TFT. I pleaded with the admin to remove him for, not only for being a massive self-insert faggot who couldn't write a damn even if Shakespere was throat fucking him, but also because of the amount of douchebaggery he's pulled; and continues to pull.

>pulls artwork from artists, photoshoops his name and title onto it; He's done that shit with KC's/ less's artwork along with a variety of others
>iterally posts his ERP that he's done with his and dares to call it a 'story'
>more self insertion than a North Korean history book
>writing of such poor quality that I could get a more cohesive, readable story by looking at a bowl of Spaghetti O's

And we've tried to help the guy. We tried. We gave him links to proper writing structure, grammatical structure sites, dictionary.com and the likes. And he's refused to listen.

And of course, I understand free speech and censorship and all that jazz. But I've told the admin on multiples occasions, you don't let a retard into an art museum, if he's smearing shit on the walls.

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>weeks, maybe even months of ceaseless rape after which the MG who captured you
I think you misunderstand the reason of why I love aggressive monster girls.

>> No.14526340
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I'm sure your Kiki would more than appreciate your headpats. Perhaps you should give her a hug too.

>> No.14526344

Wow, what a horrible human being.

>> No.14526350

Gee thanks Anon, for those words of such glaring good-willingness that you made a bad Christmas just a little shittier.

>> No.14526356

There's a difference between aggressive and assertive/dominant. Cruelty and dominance aren't the same thing.

>> No.14526359

>And what is the sort of thing can I write that you would enjoy?
Really I wouldn't feel comfortable telling a writefag what to write about, motivation and interest in the subject can have an effect on the quality at times.

As a rough guide though I'd say anything that avoids bestiality and anything of the like. I personally enjoyed the Haohi thing but most were put off by Akai being a monster boy so something else in that style would be nice.

>All that shit that Sukiru Ikeda has pulled
He's even worse than I thought, how is being this stupid allowed?

>> No.14526360

Get good then. Start with a cute Yeti story and I'll think about forgiving you.

>> No.14526369

Are you trying to guilt trip me? Because it's working, cheer up you grumpy bastard.

>> No.14526377

Why do you think they're raping you? They like the same thing.

>> No.14526380

You're not very smart telling a guy his writing sucks and then telling him to write a Yeti story for you. I may as well just pull an M. Night Shymalan and make it all a dream, so you'll never have your fucking waifu.

>> No.14526381

Quicksilver also posts there, and he's not terrible.

>> No.14526383

>And of course, I understand free speech and censorship and all that jazz.
There's a difference between respecting free speech and not wanting to impose censorship, and just having a fucking bare minimum standard of quality.

>> No.14526397
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There's nothing quite like finding some young hunk of meat to ravage and de-flower.

Just ask these girls.

>> No.14526403

Quiet, you!
You will summon the quicksilver-hater anon from /d/

>> No.14526407

I didn't tell him he sucks. I gave him a constructive idea as to how he can avoid another anon's negative feedback. If anything, he should be thanking me for my brilliant insight.

I look forward to that yeti story

>> No.14526410

Just went over to his tumblr out of morbid curiousity and jesus christ you're not kidding.

I'm nowhere near a literary critic but holy shit it's actual garbage.

>> No.14526414

Nah, he's miles better than me, anyway.

"Get good" is about as constructive as keeping my pastebin active.

>> No.14526419

>Put his name into tumblr
>This pops up
Why did you make me curious, I never asked for this.

>> No.14526421

Hey man, at least I tried. I don't see anybody else lining up to give feedback.

Perhaps constructive criticism was a poor choice of words. How about about moral support?

>> No.14526427
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I did not mean to inflict this upon you, anon.

>> No.14526428
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You will never be raped by a strong fairy to the point of ahegao.

>> No.14526430

How the hell does someone un-ironically take pride in this? Jesus fuck, all those run-on sentences make me want to die.

>> No.14526434

How? Shes so small.

>> No.14526437

>His friend Riku

It's like pottery.

>> No.14526440

Sort of it Thymes.

>> No.14526442

I fear only a bullet will remove this from my brain.

>> No.14526444

Good god, it's full on sanic tier.

>> No.14526446

On the bright side, aspiring new writefags can look to him and feel better about their own ability.

>> No.14526452

So we're not so different from each other!
I wonder if they would enjoy going on hunts with me, looking for new prey~

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This is the kind of shit that we had to get him to stop doing. This one was even worse.

And then he's got this god damn series, thats just MGE articles re-written with him in it.

>(Insert you ideal Weresheep waifu here)"

>> No.14526457
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Here's that moral support I promised. I was thinking something especially cuddly, perhaps with a healing arc.

>> No.14526458

Nah, you finally fucked up. Just going to save everything and delete it.

>> No.14526466


I've got an idea bout a CIA-suit kinda guy interrogating an Anubis suspected terrorist by teasing/torturing her by rubbing girthy american freedom cock all over her face and getting her high on dick fumes.

I've got a proper studious Anubis with her secret rebel Hellhound girlfriend idea thing

And that one other idea no one likes

>> No.14526468

But they're shallow and mean, and boost their pride by destroying the happiness of others.

>> No.14526472

This is sad, yet infuriating.

>> No.14526473


Oh wow, Thunderbrother's even dished out criticism like a hammer to the face. Hot damn.

>> No.14526479

>Was getting caught part of your plan?

>> No.14526483

>I've got an idea bout a CIA-suit kinda guy interrogating an Anubis suspected terrorist by teasing/torturing her by rubbing girthy american freedom cock all over her face and getting her high on dick fumes.
This one sounds pretty funny I wouldn't mind reading it.
>I've got a proper studious Anubis with her secret rebel Hellhound girlfriend idea thing
Is this the part where I have to meme arrow and feign disapproval of yuri? Because I won't.

>> No.14526491
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Happy birthday to D.

>> No.14526496

>Anubis with her secret rebel Hellhound girlfriend

>> No.14526502
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Guess I'll have to turn them into nice, proper girls instead, then.

>> No.14526507

> proper studious Anubis with her secret rebel Hellhound girlfriend

This is the most dysfunctional monstergirl pairing I can think of, short of putting a glacies and a lava golem in a sack together.
It sounds hilarious.

>> No.14526508

Not if they turn you into a proper man first.

>> No.14526510

Why can't we just meet in the middle?

>> No.14526521

>Yeti healing
How incredibly generic and cliche and not even worth the time of a shitty writefaggot like me.

>> No.14526538

I want to wake up on christmas morning to find my Kobold daughteru tied up under the tree with green ribbon and wearing a red latex catsuit and a santa hat!

>> No.14526549

Doesn't want generic
>Dominatrix Yeti
>Leather fetish
>Private dungeon
>Always wanted a cute virgin boy to chain to her wall
Get on it

Take responsibility for my sides

>> No.14526555

Emo yeti then.

>> No.14526561

>he's a bonafide furfaggot
I've heard many bad things about this guy, but christ.

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>> No.14526583

You are starting to make me hate Kobolds, stop the daughteru dicking you freak.

>> No.14526588

merry christmas from london /mgt!

>> No.14526597

Dogsuit just doesn't have the same ring to it.

I'm sorry you're so easily influenced anon.

>> No.14526598
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I bet the smug squad all have onee-sans that bully them.

A Cerberus, Manticore with two tails, a swole Kakuen and a Cheshire that has a more classier accent.

And their group has a higher rape count.

>> No.14526602

thanks faam

>> No.14526611

Merry Christmas from slightly south of London.

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>> No.14526614

Actually, this is so cancerous nobody but you has the kind of experience necessary.

>> No.14526616

Merry Christmas fellow Britbongs.

I tend to forget how many of us there are in these threads at times.

>> No.14526618

Fuck off.

>> No.14526623

Why do you say these hurtful things

>> No.14526625
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>that 69 scene
>Aruen sucking on one of her milky tits as Leo fills her to the brim
Good stuff, Peny.

>> No.14526626
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im here cuz i cant sleep

and a cant decide what to write to kill time

for now, have a echidna

>> No.14526643

That's you isn't it beast, have a drink and knock yourself out.

Better than forcing yourself to write at this time, I don't even know why I'm awake.

>> No.14526648

I'm actually curious as to how you know its me

>> No.14526652

A swole Kakuen intrigues me.

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>> No.14526660

why does he do the cherry thing?

>> No.14526661


>> No.14526673

My bad, mix between life, and writing little bits and pieces for many things in what time I have, and not actually enough on one thing for an update. Should be free to write a bit more now.

Hey, glad you enjoyed it.

>> No.14526678

Because he's a real ladies man.

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>> No.14526692

Those are tits retard.

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>> No.14526714
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And this is a blue board.

>> No.14526757

Are underrated.

>> No.14526764
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Time for centaurs.

>> No.14526771

Maybe because you're implying I even remotely give a shit about BDSM when the only writefag who's even remotely knowledgeable about it is ELH and him and I don't talk for good reason.

Or maybe this is because of some kind of memetic bullshit. So fuck off.

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She's big enough.

>> No.14526787

You got me all wrong.

I was implying that an idea as bad as that one could only be written by an equally terrible author.

>> No.14526804

Not really.

>> No.14526805

Hence the 'fuck off' you sack of shit. You're the main reason why this place is so detestable to even present stories to.

I hope your waifu never becomes real and you die alone, cold and unloved.

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I know, right.
How dare mere mares be this cute.

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>> No.14526836

Oh my.

>> No.14526837

Has science gone too far?

>> No.14526840

First the multiarm manticore, and now this?
Mankind has no hope of survival against such a sexual predator.

>> No.14526842

Especially since you cocksuckers don't know how to give any relevant constructive criticism and if somebody steps out of your little safe space even once you go off.

So fuck you, and fuck all of you niggers who pretend to like my shit.

>> No.14526843

You must have missed that six-armed, three-tailed manticore drawing

>> No.14526849 [SPOILER] 
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2 and a half feet tall of muscle is more than enough for the likes of you.

>> No.14526852

>So fuck you, and fuck all of you niggers who pretend to like my shit.
Wow, have you ever stopped to consider that this is a very big "you" problem?

>> No.14526859

Sounds like a personal problem

>> No.14526860

>I bet the smug squad all have onee-sans that bully them.
>A Cerberus, Manticore with two tails, a swole Kakuen and a Cheshire that has a more classier accent.
>And their group has a higher rape count.
>They have always been in the shadow of their big sisters in the eyes of their even scarier MILF mothers.
>They pick on you in the hopes that their mommy notices they can rape a man as good as their big sisters can.
>End up in the middle of a dispute between 4 sexual predators, their even scarier sisters, and their much even scarier moms.

>> No.14526861

Interesting. I'm not entirely sure this is the same anon. Judging by the difference in how each post is written and how one includes crude language, it's either two different anons or he's become very emotional and expresses this with profanity.

>> No.14526863

>pretend to like my shit
Implying you even get that

>> No.14526867

I'm weak but come on.

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>> No.14526901
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It's really quiet all of a sudden

>> No.14526914
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Does anyone know what this error message means? Maintenance? Am I banned, somehow?

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>> No.14526916

Too many anons getting a surprise visit from the Krampus?

Looks like maintenance, but I could be wrong.

>> No.14526920

Thank you.

>> No.14526925
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Jiang-Shi's for Christmas.

>> No.14526926

Pfft, move over krampus I want to be the guy getting ravished by the scylla.

>> No.14526932

The latter because it's cute how you faggots go "oh x is shit" but never offer any constructive criticisms. Then when people go "I liked it", they're more or likely only doing it because they're OC starved Gollums who gnash and munch at any scrap from the table of mediocrity they can get.

Either way, there's like ~140 different people here and it's far easier to tell the many to fuck off than the few. Hitler basically had the right idea.

>> No.14526934

Santa has some big, terrifying claus.

>> No.14526936

Eat shit and die /pol/locks.

>> No.14526939

You first, faggot.

>> No.14526941

Wait, who are you?

>> No.14526951

Probably Bollocks

>> No.14526957

>British Jinko will never pin your arm behind your back and whisper into your ear London's calling

>> No.14526958

And you are?

I like the part where you not only disrespect those who criticize you, but also manage to take a shit on everyone who looks froward to new content. Stay classy.

>> No.14526965

Merry Christmas /jp/. I hope you get that monster girl you always wanted under your tree

>> No.14526974

I won't.

>> No.14526979

But you wrote both of these?

>> No.14526980

None of us will.

Not with the attitudes currently running rampant. This is why we can't have nice things.

>> No.14526982

Thank you!

>> No.14526984

Maybe someday anon. Maybe someday.

>> No.14526988

>"Girls have 5 mouths!"

>> No.14526992

I hope you look under the tree after all the presents are unwrapped, and find a small box nestled right at the back containing a tiny, sleeping monstergirl of your choice.

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Its gonna be an Alp

>> No.14526997

I won't if this guy has anything to say about it

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Shouldn't you be working?

>> No.14527036

She better stop acting so haughty or she's going to get taped to the table and hotglued again.

>> No.14527037

Shush, work let me out early and I'm going to play vermintide

>> No.14527041

I can't if you're holding on to my tablet pen you little shit

>> No.14527044

I'll stay awake so I can catch Santa Wurm!

>> No.14527045

Shitty artists don't get to boss me around

>> No.14527046

Pretty much yes, I realize it's a personal problem but when you dick licks NEVER give any constructive criticism, it gets extraordinarily grating.

>> No.14527049

>tfw drawfag
>tfw don't like leanan sidhes

>> No.14527052

Drawing? No. Writing? Yes. I really want to get this done before going to sleep. On top of that, waking up early for work tomorrow.

>> No.14527053

You aren't entitled to anything you little shit.

>> No.14527055

I just find it fascinating how your tone has so dramatically shifted from being fairly concise and neutral to crude and vulgar.

>> No.14527066

Well, if your last name was what you had in possession, wouldn't it make sense that said possession would either be very numerous or very large?

>> No.14527070

>On Christmas

Do you work in emergency services or something?

>> No.14527075

Hotel kitchen. Brunch specials and turkey dinners, so a double shift.

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Girls just wanna have fun!

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Oh man. Well, good luck to you.

>> No.14527084

That stinks, but money's money. Who's your favorite mg btw?

>> No.14527085

I got you nig. That's pretty hot.

>> No.14527087
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I don't have a job yet.
>not wanting to draw fairy stretching stuff for monies

>> No.14527100

Neither are you, you sad little thread dweller.

Blame >>14526787 for talking in the exact same manner as ELH, who I truly hope is dying from sepsis at this point from that massive tree branch lodged in his asshole.

>> No.14527101

I'm comfortable drawing close to anything for shekels, but fairies aren't on my list of things that I'd like to draw in my free time for now.

dat titania tho. unf.

>> No.14527108

I swear art fairy for my new years revolution I'll learn to draw so I can draw the monstergirls I want

>> No.14527109

Did he ever finish this? Proper ends are anathema to Bromont.

>> No.14527115

Thanks. I'll live, just more worried I won't get my writing done.

Honestly really hard to say. I read your post and my first reaction is wight but I'm not overly fond of high and rich personalities (high cut dresses showing off leg however is another story).

Favourite mg, after giving it some thought, are centaurs. They're kind of kickass. Centorea being my favourite character from Musume kind of helps too.

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I don't blame you, whoever you are.

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What is Yeti Claus bringing you this year? You were good, right?

>> No.14527127

>>>14527055 (You)
>Blame >>14526787 (You) for talking in the exact same manner as ELH, who I truly hope is dying from sepsis at this point from that massive tree branch lodged in his asshole.
Same guy, but not ELH

>> No.14527131

Hopefully some toys we'll be able to enjoy together

>> No.14527139

Doesn't matter. You and the rest of the people who once again, pretend to like the horrible shit I've written (Since you think I'm a terrible author anyway) need to die alone and waifu-less.

Have a shitty Christmas, your waifu will never be real, and you little shitbags deserve all the bestiality from Aftyn that you could possibly wish for.

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Whatever you say Baawllocks.

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>Monster Girls
>Violating the sanctity of Christmas
>In the year of our lord and savior 1990 + 25

Not on this day!

>> No.14527160

I don't know. I'm writing a story with a yeti right now, but I put it off for a long time. I hope she's not mad.

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>my little bollocks can't be this tsundere

jk you're fucking shit and even aftyn is a better writer than you since even he can write a compelling story even if it's the opposite of my tastes

>> No.14527175

>need to die alone and waifu-less
Now that's just uncalled for.

>> No.14527181

>pretend to like the horrible shit I've written
Nobody actually does this, right? I mean, who would admit to liking stuff Bollocks has written? The shame would be unbearable.

>> No.14527183

sounds like you need a hug

>> No.14527185

Uhh.. what's all this drama about? Should I care?

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Nah. Just talk about Christmas with cute canine girls.

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I'm ok with this

>> No.14527195

I see. Yep, that sounds good.

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Who keeps letting all these dangerous Hellhounds out of the underworld? Is it you Hades? Cut it out man, they're scary.

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Whats worse than a hellhound? A hellhound in a hat

>> No.14527208

>safe space
Oh you

>> No.14527214


Why thank you, and a Merry Christmas to you too.

I'd get you a gift, but it won't be ready until January.

It involves Charon

>> No.14527215

Hellhound needs to update her attire to >>14523997

>> No.14527219
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With which monster girl would you like to spend this beautiful Christmas?

>> No.14527226

All of them.

>> No.14527232

Kobold waif.

>> No.14527233

>druella spends yet another christmas alone, riding her paladin-kun realdoll
>she hugs it and cries
you wouldn't comfort her, right?

>> No.14527234

These >>14523997

>> No.14527239

>S3 never

>> No.14527240
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A lewd apophis by WhistlinFrog

Ready for your checkup, anon?

>> No.14527244

You stay the hell away from my butt you dirty grapesnake.

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I don't know, there are so many to choose from.

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A tanuki that finally took a break from work.

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We'll always have the LNs. And the Manga, when it finishes.
And Harvest, too.

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>lip piercing
What a tacky snek.

>> No.14527249

This kills boners faster than a marrow disease.

>> No.14527254

its just the way the anime create the ambience for it worked just so well.

>> No.14527264

I wish Santa Wurm would give me a present
I wish Santa Wurm was my present

>> No.14527278

I need an adult! I need an adult right now!

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It's all true, basically.

Which is why I plan on deleting pastebin sooner or later, not because of looking for a pity party but because you faggots are impossible to please in the slightest.

You never even state what you like, and even when you do it's in irony.

>> No.14527294

>You never even state what you like
I'm pretty sure some anon suggested a yeti story

>> No.14527298

She looks a little cold.

A lonely Kikimora.

>> No.14527299

>the thread is one person
you realize people have varied taste here, right? you're bound to please at least one person what WHATEVER you write, and bound to displease some other. just accept it and write, or don't and fuck off.

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