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Merry christmas. Were you expecting someone else?

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Merry Christmas!

>> No.14527623

Maids are olev.

Treat them well this Christmas.

>> No.14527624
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>Single Client
>Loli Nightmare who hired me for whatever I'd like to do to her; so long as she can permanently "Buy" me after because she's a Love Freak
Sounds perfect to me.

A half-day of polynesian sex, followed by a lifetime of love.

>> No.14527625

Should I repost the rolling game from last thread or not?

>> No.14527626

All I want for Christmas is a picture of an Anubis in a sexy Santa outfit. That'd be nice.

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its raining
not heavy, but its raining
she's back

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Merry Christmas Miia!

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>still not using the any of the new images Monorus as the OP image
What's wrong with you?

>> No.14527642

Yeah you should

>> No.14527645
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somebodys eaten my fucking christmas pudding!

>> No.14527646
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Merry Christmas!
For christmas, can I have a Ryu? Cute, lewd anything?

>> No.14527652

Who's riding the Zamboni

>> No.14527654

Okay then, let's keep this ball rolling.
Alright anons, it's the night before Christmas in MGC and you know what that means. Lonely rich monstergirls seeking companionship. There's no time more lucrative then Christmastime for an "escort".
Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Single Client (1 girl)
Option 2: Small party (3 girls)
Option 3: Medium Party (6 girls)
Option 4: Large Party (10 girls.)

Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your clients, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
As always, you're allowed to reroll for girls like Cu Sith, Cait Sith, and Matango. In addition, you can re-roll three times if you get girls you don't like. Because it's Christmas and I'm feeling nice.

Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Busty
2: Thin
3: Hourglass shaped
4: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
5: Chubby
6: Gym Bunny
7: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
8: Pear Shaped
9: Species Norm
10: Choose one

Quirk: d10
1: Awkward Virgin (Has never seen a dick, nor does she have any idea what to do with it. You'll have to guide her through her first time.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Oral Fixation (She has a fetish for oral sex, both giving and receiving.)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance. Roll a d6 and if it's even, she'll want to buy your contract. If it's odd, she's yandere for you and steals you.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you, and she brought potions to keep you going.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Choose two

Hired you for: d8

1: Vanilla Sex
2: Anal
3: Handholding and cuddling (What a deviant she is.)
4: Femdom or Maledom (You choose)
5: Rough sex (Roll a d6, if evens she tops, if odds you top.)
6: Foursome (She invited two unscheduled friends and is willing to pay extra to include them. Roll species and body types for them. They share the first girl's quirk.)
7: Polynesian Sex (Slow, passionate, and intimate)
8: You choose.

Length of Job: d4

1: Half a Day
2: One Day
3: One Week
4: One Month.

This is the best time of the year for people like you anon. You're bringing in about $100 an hour of work plus a 10% Christmas bonus.
Of course this is also the loneliest time of the year for some girls, so we do see a large amount of contracts get bought up by lonely girls seeking husbands around this time of year.

>> No.14527660

>Small Party

>Love Freak Oomukade with an Anal Fixation who hired me for a day and would want to buy me
>Pear Shaped Goblin Love Freak who hired me for a Foursome (Her Friends are a Pear Shaped Chimera, a Nymphomaniac Unicorn (Turns Bicorn after the first day), and a Busty Nightmare) for a month and are all Yandere
>Gym Bunny Ignis who is a Bakunyuu and Semon Demon who hired me for Maledom for a day.

>> No.14527662

I'm quite happy with my result. >>14527624

>> No.14527665

That Apsara I pulled in the other thread seemed quite lonely indeed.

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I hope you've all been good this year so Santa can bring you lots of paizuri for Christmas!

>> No.14527677

>small party

Busty awkward virgin Dark Angel who wants anal for a day (1 1 2 2)
Species norm undead Raiju who wants maledom for a day (9 3 4 2)
Loli orally fixated Dormouse who wants handholding for a month (7 4 3 4)

Very nice, I want to keep the Dormouse because after a whole month of cuddling her without rape sounds pretty brutal.

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I must have been because I got some extra special milky paizuri for christmas. At least that's how I imagine the next shot of this picture would be, I mean look at that face.

>> No.14527680

I like the boobs, but I've had some bad experiences with the younger ones.

>> No.14527683

>oppai loli underboob
Makes me wish Arekishi did that more often.
That, and I hope draws oppai lolis that actually enjoy getting titfucked at some point.

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Yuugi Claus has had too much to drink!

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Oni shouldn't be going out (excessively) drunk, especially if they're flying sleighs. I have a bed for her.

>> No.14527700

Has she come to give all the good boys a present? Is it rape?

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>oppai lolis that actually enjoy getting titfucked
They do exist.

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It's always rape, anon.

>> No.14527706

I want to do unbearably lewd things to the hellhound on the left, and unbearably sweet things to the hellhound on the right.
Then I want to swap and do it again.

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>"I guess one drink couldn't hurt..."

>> No.14527711

I like my delivery wock

>> No.14527712

Shame that he rarely ever draws them like that.

>> No.14527716

You should do something nice for her since she got stuck working Christmas.

>> No.14527718

weirdly funny and cute

>> No.14527724
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You have to dig through gelbooru to find ones that aren't the embarrassed tsun succubus, but he does a few.

>> No.14527726

And then anon woke up naked in bed with the two of them similarly naked clinging to him like a teddy bear.
Get ready for the next round when they wake up.

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>> No.14527733

>gym bunny undead for a day of anal
>semen demon sub for a week of rough sex
>pear shaped yandere who wants to cuddle for a month
>dfc undead for half a day of anal
>loli virgin for a week of vanilla
>pear shaped and oral obsessed for a week of face fucking

I don't think I'll be able to escape the Amazoness

>> No.14527736

>Delivery Wock working on Christmas
>Grumbles but goes to her last house to deliver on
>It's her regular, a cute boy who always orders things online, and lately ordered a lot for Christmas
>She knocks on the door, only to find it unlocked and open
>She hesitantly walks in, noticing some ribbons and torn paper leading to the bedroom
>Nervous seeing signs of a struggle, she hesitantly opens beroom door
>On the bed is a cute naked human boy tied up in ribbons
>Before she can get excited, he motions with his head to the box shes carrying to deliver, unable to speak due to the ribbons
>Inside the Delivery Wock finds a fancy bottle of wine and a note that says "Merry Christmas! Enjoy"

Would she like it?

>> No.14527740

Would she like it?
Anon, she's gonna unwrap her present right then and there! Hope your pelvis is ready.
She did close the front door, right?

>> No.14527742

Reading his Sandwich series, I think Uni is warming up to the titfucking husband little by little. At the very least, I'm sure she was smiling in Sandwich 4 more than she was in 3.

>> No.14527747
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You know what girls like?
When boys they find cute start playing with their hair, combing it or making it into a braid.

Talking from experience.

>> No.14527752

Is it an actual series, or is it just related images? And is it translated anywhere? I only ever really see the Japanese on gelbooru.

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Time for a sleigh ride whether you want to or not.

>> No.14527756

What are you going on about?

Bitches love smiley faces not messing with hair!

>> No.14527757

Have also experienced this, can confirm.

>> No.14527758

>"Ara ara" Paladin neighbor sees door left open
>Walks in to check on Anon
>Sees him binded up and gagged in ribbons with a Jabberwock clinging to him like a daki
>Long awkward silence where everyone just stares at each other

>> No.14527759

It sometimes references past events, so it's got a very light continuity, at least.
All of them are on Exhentai, but not Ehentai.

>> No.14527760

Bitches like many things. Smiley faces is just one of them.

>> No.14527765

I hope you're ready for Sandwich 8, anon.

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>paladin neighbor's face when

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I'm always ready for a new Sandwich series! I love the look of the characters in this one.

>> No.14527782

>Hourglass bakunyuu Chesire who hired me for a foursome with a chubby Dark Slime and a loli Thunderbird for half a day.

Well, they were considerate enough to give me at least some time for Christmas to myself, so there's that.

>> No.14527783

Can't she have a heart? It's Christmas

>> No.14527785

What would her reaction be when she learns that anon is the one who initiated this?
And why would he still be bound up? The Jabberwock opened her present.

>> No.14527789

>you will never pull on a girl's big, silken braid, using it as a handle, as you roughly take her from behind


>> No.14527790

Her present is the dick. She unwrapped that, but left the rest of the wrapping and ties in place for fun.

>> No.14527796

Maybe she just likes cute boys tied up. We all have our fetishes. And if he was able to tie himself up too, he's probably into it as well.

>> No.14527799

>3 clients

>hired for a foursome
>pear shaped large mouse
>thin hobgoblin
>pear shaped mantis
>all semen demons
>duration: one month
Dear gods have mercy on my penis

>alp (rolled 1d3 for stage - stage 1)
>bottom heavy, awkward virgin (of course)
>hired for vanilla sex
>duration: on day
I'm 'her' first...I'm charging extra for this

>chubby blue oni
>love freak (yandere, steals me away)
>hired for rough sex, me on top
>duration: one week
I pile-drive her into the bed and we live happily ever after

I'll make enough money on the foursome and the alp to buy out my contact, but thanks to the blue oni, I'll get to live as a rich monstergirl's boytoy. Rough start, good end
And you guys get to laugh at me and call me a fag because of the alp.
Merry Christmas

>> No.14527802

I want it

>> No.14527803

she's the one who tied him up

>> No.14527806
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Has he ever drawn these girls having actual sex? As much as I love paizuri, I'd kill do see one of these loli completely naked, speared on a proportionately huge cock, bouncing on it and making their tits swing around. Maybe an indignant look on her face and a bit of pre-sex paizuri cum on her breasts.

>> No.14527809

I only recall one set of images matching that description.

>> No.14527810
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Not any of those guys, but I got the story and edited it for pastebin.
Presenting "The Value of Words," by ChickenLover:

>> No.14527812

I forgot there was also the imp from MGQ.

>> No.14527813

Fucking diamonds, anon. All she'd need is that annoyed 'I can't believe how incorrigible you are' look that the main girl usually has.

>> No.14527821
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Yeah, as much as I normally hate tsunderes, Uni holds a special place in my heart.

>> No.14527827

Small party
>Pear shaped bakunyuu Beelzebub
>Hourglass undead Raiju
>Chubby semen demon Arachne/Hobgoblin chimera
>Bottom heavy oppai loli Arachne twin
>Hired for anal for a day

I have a feeling I won't be the one in charge here. My body is not ready.

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Let's go to MGC Beach!

You know...because it's not really Winter despite being Winter.

>> No.14527839

Because Uni isn't a terrible tsundere. She's not some physically or verbally abusive asshole, as much as she's just a little peeved (but still accepting) of her husbands antics. Similarly, a large part of her does enjoy all the paizuri, because her husband enjoys it so much. Sometimes, she'll go out of her way to initiate paizuri, and isn't incapable of smiling and enjoying herself in the presence of her husband.

Also, she's cute, and I want to cuddle and princess carry her everywhere.

>> No.14527845

My alp won't wear a top! Just a swim trunks and nothing else. I think she's doing it just to fuck with me.

>> No.14527854
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Shortstack Liches with charisma/int builds.

>> No.14527859

eh fuck it I'm a whore I'm down for anything if the money's good
>Large Party
>Pettanko Awkward Virgin Orc
>Normal Orally Fixiated Mandragora
>Pettanko Love Freak Amazoness who buys my contract
>Hourglass Semen Demon Alp
>Gym Bunny Awkward Virgin Hobgoblin
>Shortstack Awkward Virgin Apsara
>Thin Amazoness/Sea Slime Chimera
>Hourglass Bottom Heavy Shoggoth
>Chubby Bakunyuu Wurm
>Chubby Orally Fixiated Roper
and they hired me for:
>A week of rough sex with them being on top
pour one out for me in remembrance of my pelvis

>> No.14527864

>Busty bottom heavy Holstaur that hired me for 1 month of polynesian sex
Good shit.

>> No.14527865

Don't worry, your new short and flat wife will help you get better.

>> No.14527866

All this talk of oppai lolis is driving me down the road of obsession.
Send help (preferrably in the form of an oppai loli)

>> No.14527872

You this "oppai loli" nonsense? I don't like it.

You have these two potentially great things - lolis and big tits. They're like pastries and beef stew. Delicious on their own, but mix the two together and you ruin them both.

>> No.14527875

I bet you don't like lolis that have big butts either.

>> No.14527887

>Chubby Bakunyuu Wurm
drawfags assemble!

>> No.14527888

Can I skip where she rolls to seduce me and just fall for her anyway?

>> No.14527894

That'll take the fun out of it.

>> No.14527925

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread this christmas.
The only thing that should be burning is the log in the fireplace....And maybe the roast if the dragon gets a tad too into cooking.

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>tfw I finally figured out where that "the key to all of this, if we can get it working" is from

Son of a bitch.

>> No.14527931

>Holstaur with an ass bigger than her already gigantic tits.
>Slow, passionate sex every day for a month.
Holy shit, imagine every day having her slowly lift her hips and slowly bring them down on your dick for hours at a time.
Imagine hearing her moans and how every so often she'll give you a drink of her milk to keep you going.
Imagine how much cum she's going to wring out of your dick, and then ask yourself if you'll stay with her when she wants to buy your contract.
Holy shit, how the fuck does she not have a husband? She's Rich, Sexy as hell, and has excellent taste in fetishes. Does she live in Sabbath territory or something?

>> No.14527932
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I just spent a spooky night reading the Uzumaki omnibus, let's get back to a festive mood by talking about shapes that have nothing in common with spirals!
Like thighs.

>> No.14527938

No. Go out and get the Gyo omnibus and read that, too.

>> No.14527940

Yo, how 'bout them snail girls? Don't you just want to let them pull you into their shell and be warped and twisted, entwined with them for all eternity?

>> No.14527941

But Gyo isn't scary to me because all I can think of is how everything smells like Oomukades.

>> No.14527942

What about a Kejourou with drillhair?

>> No.14527943

Hot damn.

>> No.14527945

You mean chasing a cutie but shy snail girl who retreats into her shell and then giving her a big sloppy kissu no matter how deep you have to chase her?

>> No.14527946
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Has everyone laid their traps yet? Those pesky Elves won't get away from me this year!

>> No.14527947

Yes. Just climbing down into the spiralling abyss of her shell, finding her blushing and huddling at the bottom, holding her hand and kissing her, never to leave the shell again.

>> No.14527949

And telling her spooky stories about the Anti-Spiral so she makes sure you're comfy and never even think of leaving her alone?

>> No.14527951

>tfw Uzumaki is basically just Spiral Nemesis occuring on a small scale

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>> No.14527957

I have this sudden urge to watch some sort of mecha movie that takes place in a vast body of water, near an edge of some sort

>> No.14527960

Come on, won't anybody give it a try? All that reformatting to make it look nice took a while.

Or are we too dead?

>> No.14527965

None for you.

>> No.14527966

Give what a try?

>> No.14527969

Come on, girl, I know it's Christmas and everything, but wipe your mouth after blowing a guy.

>> No.14527972


>> No.14527976

Yes, that was linked in the post you replied to. What is it that you actually want people to do about it?

>> No.14527978

my little anon can't be this dense.

>> No.14527980

I think I've got just the movie for you.

>> No.14527981

I read it on MGU
Best wurm story
Wurm is simple and cute but not retarded like in thread canon stories

>> No.14527982

I don't understand. It has more views than the story I posted yesterday so you can't possibly be worried about people not reading it.

>> No.14527983

I'm going to have a talk with my Tanuki aunt for Christmas. Whenever we call it seems really brief, like she really doesn't want to talk much.

Maybe it's because I speak too fast for her third language. I really want to take the time to really let it out and sort my feelings, not to mention my appreciation for her single handedly supporting my education.

This is going to be hard, I'm not great at conversations, but I need to at least try.

>> No.14527987

>being this new
those are bot views.

>> No.14527990

Like 50-60 of views are bots looking for passwords, bank card pin-codes etc

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I suspect you're in bed by now, but Merry Xmas anon. Money's money, but working on holidays still sucks.
I'm pretty sure I went overboard with the censors, but better to be safe than sorry.

Hope y'all are having, had, or are about to have a very Merry Xmas! Good night!

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You're silly.

>> No.14528002

fucking unf.

>> No.14528007

Great source of inspiration.

>> No.14528009

>that flat tummy and beautiful navel.

It's like Christmas has come, uh, on time!

>> No.14528010

Fuck off, you're not a real Dragon. Where's Miss Blastoise?

>> No.14528011

So you know what I just started wondering? Why the hell isn't there a big Pacific Rim online game? It would make a killing!
>Choose a shatterdome to start at
>Each one gives a boost to certain skills (hand-to-hand, ballistics, energy, armor, etc.)
>Design your Jeager
>Story mode against pre-set opponents/objectives
>Carry your Jeager over to online mode
>Team up to fight unknown Kaiju
>Kaiju are randomly generated with body type & perks a la Mordor's Nemesis System
>Larger ones have a greater number of perks & more dangerous ones
>'Sparring Mode' to go against other Jaegers, and'Kaiju Mode' to play as the beasties

>> No.14528012
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Here's the closest thing I've got.

>> No.14528013

Japan would have its own spinoff with the kaiju as kaiju girls, whom you fuck and subdue with creampies.

>> No.14528015

Because Del Toro is too depressed about Silent Hills to work on video games ever again.

>> No.14528016
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Are you calling Blastoise a slowpoke? Rude, very rude.

>> No.14528017

>You're not a real dragon
Put the right ring on her finger and she could be
>Date a pokegirl
>Go on training adventures
>Eventually fall in love
>Give her a Mega Stone engagement ring
>The power of love lets her tap her full potential in battle

>> No.14528021

Didn't he and Kojima announce they were working on something almost immediately after Konami officially cut Kojima loose?

>> No.14528026
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>> No.14528028

>Yfw STANDING HERE Pacific Rim game

>> No.14528029

Wait what? That's news to me.
The only thing I know about the new Kojima Productions is their sickass logo.

>> No.14528031

That logo's fucking rad holy shit

>> No.14528033

Is he sure about that?

>> No.14528035

And that their new game will be for the PS4 and later for the PC, but for no other consoles.

>> No.14528036

>KojiPro and Platinum team up to make a Pacific Rim character action game.
If only we could live in such a glorious world.

>> No.14528038

What a better raisin to get a Playstation

>> No.14528039

Word on the streets is that pretty much the second Kojima was cut loose he and del Toro started talking about future collaborative works, and not just video games.

>> No.14528042

You don't marry someone without checking their equipment first.

>> No.14528043
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Does it matter?

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>> No.14528045

>Yet another PS4 exclusive
More and more I now see I chose poorly this generation

>> No.14528047

And this is how alps are born.

>> No.14528048

Not depressed per-se, but rather noticed a trend that every time he got involved with a video game project, it wound up going down the drain. Despite this, I have heard he's still in talks with Kojima about SOMETHING now that he's broken away from Konami.

>> No.14528049

thanks man

>> No.14528053

you're welcome, anon.

>> No.14528056

What do you think that phonecall was like?
>"Hello Del Toro-san, it's me Hideo."
>"Yes, they finally let me out of the basement, would you like to make a game?"

I honestly hope Konami goes out of business because of all these bonehead moves and end up having to sell the IPs they're sitting on to Sony so Kojima can have them.

>> No.14528060

Nothing like that.
>Codec noises
>Toro, it's Koj. We need to make a game for Playstation 4
>Playstation 4? Hrghh?

>> No.14528062

Too bad Silent Hills never
I really wanted that game

>later for PC
>PS4 exclusive
U w0t m8

>> No.14528066

But which becomes the alp? The cute boy, or the guy willing to fuck a boy because he's cute?

>> No.14528067

PS4 exclusive as in, exclusive from other consoles. That's what they said.

>> No.14528075

The one taking what what up the butt.

>> No.14528078

>Anon catches a Ralts
>Meticulously trains ands grooms it to be perfect
>He dreams of the day he'll be able to slip into a Gardevoir's virgin pussy
>Day finally comes when Kirlia evolves
>They're both overjoyed
>That night they're laying in Anon's bed
>Lifts up Gardevoir's skirt
>'What the fuck?!?'
>(Master? Is there something wrong?)
>You had just assumed... How did you go this long without knowing?
>(Did I do something wrong, Master? Or... was our love never meant to be?)

>> No.14528082

I think i hit the jackpot!

Single Client
Ren Xiongmao/Raiju(Chimera)
Species Norm
Love Freak: Rolled 2
One Week

>> No.14528083

I only have a so-so laptop and don't really play games on it, so I don't think of PC as meaning something's not exclusive.

>> No.14528086

I want an elf to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to be ok with it because she's been working so hard at santa's workshop and needs to relieve some stress!
I want to wish you all a merry christmas!

>> No.14528087
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Christmas night sure is quiet

>> No.14528089

Time for bed, /mgt/. Goodnight and merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas!

I may not be able to keep a schedule, but I HAVE returned from masters thesis hell with another 5,000 words of Sasha's chapter of Fallen Brides translated for you. This brings the chapter to about 60% complete. Anticipate another update around New Years (for real this time.)

As usual, the version on the blog (link at the top of the Pastebin version) has more formatting and is thus more readable.

>> No.14528094
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Thanks! Though I will wait for full PDF to read it comfy on my e-book

>> No.14528095

Doing Santa's work, man.
>all those evilfus on pic

>> No.14528097

Thanks for your work, Sky. Will be reading shortly.
At what line does the update start.

>> No.14528100

BTW that author also has good story about lilim and church priest discussing in-universe meta stuff
That guy is pretty based in general
How many stories he has written in total?

>> No.14528104


Line 813.

I managed to stop at an actual section break in the text last time, so the new stuff starts when Elt wakes up.

>> No.14528105

>Here lies Gardevoirs's hopes and dreams.jpg

>> No.14528107

>story about lilim and church priest discussing in-universe meta stuff
I hadn't known; I did not know he had written anything else. I'll have to check out his other works.

>> No.14528125


This dragon story by another guy is bretty awesome too

>> No.14528129

>Not pounding gardevoir boypussy

>> No.14528142


>> No.14528154

This is mg land. Boy pussy turns into pussy pussy in no time flat.

Also please for the love of fuck, use suppositories before you get started, shit dick is disgusting and many diseases can be contracted if you raw dog it.

>> No.14528160

Fuck off with your yaoi

>> No.14528166

Why would you link him to /out/ when a much better link exists?
>>>/trash/ is for people like him.

>> No.14528251

I want to have my Kobold waifu to teach our daughteru how to bellydance! I want a nice, lewd bellydancing performance form them for Christmas!

>> No.14528306

>New Butter-T
>Liliraune Sandwich
>Weird glowing butterfly censors
Dammit you Patreon sell-out.

>> No.14528334
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Would you?

>> No.14528341

In the ass every night.

>> No.14528342

>Karakasa-Obake is next
>and Kuro

>> No.14528387

My African American

She's the best familiar by far

>> No.14528392
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Merry Christmas everybody, enjoy the shit you get

>> No.14528414

Merry Christmas /mgt/. We may argue about stupid shit at times but at the end of the day but you guys are a hell of a lot better than the rest of the site.

What did you nerds get this morning?

>> No.14528420


>> No.14528438

Candy, Cloths and a Head Lamp

I am a simple man to please

>> No.14528468

(Not So)Homeless (Christmas)Vampire

Hey, I did the thing. Merry Smutmas.

>> No.14528474

Oh yeah, comments and criticisms welcome.

>> No.14528481

I'll read it later, its time to spend time with the family
A.K.A. my parents

>> No.14528509
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So hard. Assuming I could withstand the hypno mind rape.

>> No.14528537

I want to be tamed by a Hellhound!

>> No.14528553

This is a 9 on an 11-point scale of lewdness. Good work.

>> No.14528559

Worth the enslavement, she best grill

>> No.14528570
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Would you be able to make the super sadist succubutt trying to rape you blush?

>> No.14528579

Nothing, we don't celebrate it here. I'm having a few legit holidays first time for the past four months starting today, so that's something.

>> No.14528597
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So, nothing?

>> No.14528618

>File name
Please don't bully the Beelzebub, she's a lonely girl who just wants a a nice anon who'll cuck her occasionally.

Thinking about it, Beelzebubs and Bicorns would be best friends.

>> No.14528638

BTW about that cuck stuff. I remember there was something about them liking taste of various monsters on their man but it's not in the profile now
It got rewritten again?

>> No.14528647

I thought echidnas were the top tier lamia, but I am seriously reconsidering

Being the "Mother of all monsters" is an awesome trait but it also has a huge downside, you run the risk of having daughters of species you dislike or even hate

What will you do when one of your daughter turns out to be of that one species you despise?

On the other hand it might be a great life experience to learn to set aside your judgement for the sake of your daughter

>> No.14528652

Odd, I just checked both versions of the profile and there's nothing like that in there. Not even in the old one on gelbooru.

Might have been world guide or MGE I material and not in the actual profile because surely both of us can't be going crazy.

>> No.14528655

>Santina Clause has had too many cookies this year, and has found herself stuck in your chimney
What do you do with this Fat Elf?

>> No.14528660

Hug and cuddles!

>> No.14528662

Get out my gun

>> No.14528675
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure I read it somewhere
Pretty spooky
I thought maybe it was in devil bug's profile but it's not
And it's not even in the oldest translation with succubi eating humans souls

>tfw went crazy on christmas

>> No.14528709
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Where is the local yuki-onna service to get some snow on Christmas?

>> No.14528716


You are a shit father if you despise your own daugtheru because she is a shit tier MG

>> No.14528721

I know girls tend to be rare in 4chan but has a girl ever been to this thread?

I wonder what they think of this thread?

Probably something like thinking that we are all neckbeard weeb basement dwellers.

>> No.14528727
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Merry Christmas everybody!
I hope all of you have a wonderful day.

>> No.14528737

Apart from Mari and LDR, I remember one who admitted when someone well, I, hence why I remember this posted that "degradation of a hobby" pic with girls joining in followed by Chads being one of the steps. She just said she's here for femdom greentexts about shotas or something, and that's it.

>> No.14528750
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Have a good one Gazerfag.
If you go way back to the /a/ days there was also TF. There's also a fair few monster girl artists off-site who claim to be girls.

MGE is a surprisingly nice setting for depraved girls, they can fantasize about being the dom monster or self insert about being a defenceless Dormouse.

>> No.14528753

Nice stuff Snib.

>> No.14528756


They've been pretty lazy this year.

>> No.14528760

Krampus is lewd girl!

>> No.14528762

>still haven't reached the bump limit yet

>> No.14528764

El Nino kidnapped them and took em out west.

>> No.14528766

Well the thread did start at an awkward time and it is Christmas, the pace will pick up in a few hours but expect it to be quiet for a Friday.

>> No.14528767

>that face
Poor Hellhound has this happen too often to her.

>> No.14528769

Even on Christmas, things I get are posted before I get the chance
You have a good one, too.

>> No.14528789

I saved it due to my hoarding habits and Hellhounds being one of my favourites but yeah, that face really isn't the greatest.

>> No.14528793

>being tamed
>by a shitty monster no less
Let's hope Santa brought him that pair of balls he always wanted.

>> No.14528797

Are you saying you don't want to be a good boy?

>> No.14528799

>by a shitty monster
Grinch please go.

>> No.14528800

I want to be tamed by a Monster Girl! I want her to put a leash on me!

>> No.14528805

That is what I'm saying, what gave me away?

>> No.14528811

What kind?

So you just want to be mean and grumpy all the time?

>> No.14528812

I'm gonna put a leash on my Hellhound, and you can't stop me.

>> No.14528816

Can you please not? It's too early for that.

>> No.14528817

It's never too early to dream anon.

>> No.14528818


Now I'm curious about that you said pic you posted.

I guess some girls would appeal to some fetishes in this threads. Such as the femdom.

>> No.14528822

Oh boy, a Christmas shitstorm is brewing.

>> No.14528838

That Vampire is 10/10.

>> No.14528842

Humbug, why would people be mad about other people not liking what they like?

>> No.14528845


I just want to sit on the couch, play vidya and have the occasional tickle fight with an ageless dragon lady.

Is that so much to ask?

>> No.14528851

Why indeed >>14528793

>> No.14528856

Sounds more like "I don't like it, therefore shitposting", as >>14528816 and >>14528822 are quick to prove.

See, the thing about opinions is: You don't actually have to pay attention to them.

>> No.14528860

Are you saying you want to be a NEET?

>> No.14528862

Of course it's shitposting.

>> No.14528866

I think InflatableAstaroth is a girl, and they've definitely posted here a few times.

>> No.14528867
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Everyone gather around the Wendigo, time to open presents

>> No.14528868

Whatever dominant Monster Girl is there!

A hellhound! A manticore! A dragon! A wock! A chesire! A werewolf! Even an alp!

>> No.14528878

>planning on killing a few hours funposting on imageboards. Time flies as you get into a heated argument about which kind of milk is better, undead or spider
Well, which one would be better?

>> No.14528883

Oh look, an opinion.

>> No.14528887

Oh look, a shitposter.

>> No.14528894

I'd like to imagine a world where monstergirl milk acts like all the alcohol from Bastion.

Drink undead milk, your body's metabolism slows and you can endure more severe wounds. Drink hellhound milk, and suddenly you're fireproof and giving off more body heat than a nuclear yeti.

>> No.14528901

Thats a pretty cute wendigo, i want two please.

>> No.14528902

Variable taste there.

>> No.14528912
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Two Wendigos for the price of one

>> No.14528915

What do you mean? Rate each dom girl so I can know where to improve.

>> No.14528917

I'm afraid not, for I actually have a job and enjoy what I do.

My deviancy runs much deeper than that I fear, for I want to do lovey-dovey things with a dragon while disregarding sub/dom mechanics.

>> No.14528926

Hellhound is 7/10. Manitcore is 6.5/10. Dragon is 8/10. Wock is 10/10. Cheshire is 4/10 Werewolf is 7/10. Alp is 0/10.

>> No.14528932

You disgust me, Sir.
Such degeneracy will not be tolerated here.

>> No.14528941

Give me one good reason why Mad Hatter is not the best nee-san.

>> No.14528945

That's because Undead, Demons, and Titanias are.

>> No.14528947
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>Tamed by a Cheshire
>All her commands include awful jokes and puns
>She purrs softly as you lick her feet and gently pulls the leash towards her so she can give you a head pat as a reward
>Her smug smile has hints of love and affection as she pulls you forward for a kiss and pushes you onto the bed
>It's then she disappears and silence sets in
>You're used to this by now, she's doing this more often lately and you know she won't appear until you beg for her touch
>Upon hearing your words her body materializes on top of you and her tail wraps around your shaft, slowly guiding you into her waiting slit

>> No.14528962
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>no classy hats
How could they hope to compete?

>> No.14528970

Jabberwocks already have the title as Wonderland's nee-san. She'll have to find another title. Maybe best sensei?

>> No.14528975

That hat's as classy as a student protest.

>> No.14528983

Cringed pretty hard, 7/10

>> No.14528996

Hatters > Wocks

>> No.14529001

That sounds lovely, 10/10

I'd lick a Chesire's feet. Paws. Feet paws? Paw feet?

>> No.14529007

If this isn't hell, I don't know what is...

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No need to be tsundere for the purple cat, you can be honest here.
Just remember not to swallow when you have a mouth full of fur after licking them.

>> No.14529033

Hisahiko does comics?

>> No.14529043

What are you trying by posting that?

>> No.14529047

Purple cat is about to get her shit pushed in if she doesn't shut her stupid mouth.

>> No.14529059

Would she switch her feet between cat paws and human feet Schrödinger-style depending on what she wants me to worship? If so, sign me in.

>> No.14529067
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Sand nibird protector of waifus

>> No.14529076

About time she got some art.
Good work Barb.

>> No.14529091
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>Sullying music with magic
What an unlikable bird.

>> No.14529100
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Are you talking smack about Bards, son?

>> No.14529103

Darn tootin'.

>> No.14529105

FFXIV has some pretty top-tier designs

>> No.14529110

That's thanks to based Yoshida.

>> No.14529114

But who will protect the protector of waifus?

She's a cute one though.

>> No.14529117

>Cheshire wants you to beg for it
>You call her bluff
>10 minutes, you can hear her giggling a little thinking about how hard it must be for you to hold out
>You roll over and close your eyes

>> No.14529127

Someone was writing a story about a Onee-Sabbath Demon, whatever happened to that?

>> No.14529131

It was blown away into the sands of the desert, drifting away into eternity.

>> No.14529140

They've done several Elf Slave Market comics that show exactly where shit tier monstergirls belong. Used like onaholes and unloved.

>> No.14529150


>> No.14529155

All monsters that aren't covered with fur deserve love.

>> No.14529158

Nah fuck off

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>> No.14529163


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Great job outing yourself as a furry apologist, faggot.

>> No.14529168

You're right, they are good.

>> No.14529169


>> No.14529173

Let's not go crazy here. They're barely ok at best.

>> No.14529175

>not wanting a shortstacked christmas elf to gift herself to you

>> No.14529182

You fucked it up.

>> No.14529188


>> No.14529190
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I know I said I probably wasn't going to do anything for Christmas, but I guess I lied. It's short and I really don't plan to do any more than this, but it's something.

Hellhounds in the Winter:

>> No.14529191

Shortstacked muscular

>> No.14529192

Just stop, you're really bad at this.

>> No.14529203
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still getting bullied by big girls.

>> No.14529214
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>> No.14529222

Pff, what an alp.

>> No.14529228
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>Oh boy
>Here we go again
>You walked into your boss' office, adorning the uniform she had oh so politely asked you to wear
>You were wearing a brown shirt and khaki pants, fake reindeer antlers, and a light up red nose
>The nose piece is quite uncomfortable
>"There you are my loyal steed!"
>Your boss slithered forth, wearing a Santa robe, the top loose and unbuttoned to give her large grapes breathing room and show off her impressive cleavage
>She adjusted your deer antlers a bit (Even though you already had them perfect) and slithered back to admire her handiwork
>Slithering back, she put her hands on her hips and gave a determined toothy grin, showing off her full frame, her santa hat, soft breasts, and tubby belly
>"Now, let's head on out, we've got a Christmas to ruin!"
>After a cramped elevator ride down to the ground floor of the apartment, you both headed to her beat-up truck before she tossed you the keys
>Did she seriously expect you to drive?
>"You have to Anon! You're the Reindeer, you're the one who drives! Don't you know anything about Christmas?"
>You inform her that Santa is the one who drives the sleigh and directs the deer, the deer themselves do not drive the sleigh.
>"Oh, well... I'm Santa here, I'm in charge, and I'm "directing" you to drive, so drive!"
>You grumble, and work your way to the vehicle, while she crams her snake body in
>Getting squished to the side while trying to drive, you remember why you hate riding with your Apophis boss
>"Now, on Anon!"
>"... On Anon! On Anon, on Anon! On Anon and on Anon! On Anon and on Anon!"
>Oh for fucks sake you're not even out of the parking lot can she cool it with the "Christmas Spirit"
>"Hey, don't be a Grinch! It's Christmas time, be... Ya know, Christmas-ey."
>You remind her the whole point you called her today was to ruin the Pharoah's Christmas and essentially be a Grinch
>"Oh, that's different Anon. What we're doing is a civic duty. A lot of people, mainly me, will have a better Christmas if Pharaoh has a bad Christmas. And like Robert E. Lee once said, the needs of everyone outweigh the needs of one."
>You inform her that's not what the quote is and that's not who says it
>"Just keep driving deer boy."

>> No.14529230

That was adorable in an arousing manner.
The fact that the pups can hardboil an egg with their pussies must mean that they have excellent control over their pussies.

>> No.14529235


>> No.14529236

That little bow she's wearing is cute.

>> No.14529240


>> No.14529241

Even better.

>> No.14529243

Thank you.

>> No.14529246

Bad at what?

>> No.14529251

Abossphis for Christmas? Excellent.

>> No.14529252

Glad you liked it.
After a year and a half of dickings I'm sure they'd learn a few things.

>> No.14529255

I can never help but have a stupid smile on my face when I read about these two.

>> No.14529256

pussy muscles*

>> No.14529264
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Oh happy day!

>> No.14529269

I can't either when writing about them. They're just so comfy man.

>> No.14529278

Well shit, it must be really uncomfortable in those tiny paw mittens then. Damn.

>> No.14529279
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>Not deserving of every demeaning and degrading act for always acting like pompous, haughty wenches when they're nothing more than taller people with pointed ears
>Implying they're even worth thinking, writing, or drawing outside of Fantasy Stories 101

Yes, I'd like Remove Saracen for 200, Alex.

>> No.14529284

>pompous, haughty wenches
What gives you the idea that they're like that 100% of the time? They're just apprehensive towards us as the Order is to monsters.

>> No.14529288

>Finally, you pull up to the gated property, help your boss over the wall, and make your way to the house in a stealth-like manner
>As you well know, trying to sneak with a 20-something long snake who has the desire to hum the Metal Gear Solid Alert theme isn't an easy task
>As you approach the house, you ask her just how she plans to get in
>"Oh, simple. Just like Santa, I'm going down the Chimney!"
>That's retarded, you're not letting her do that.
>"Why not Anon? it's genius."
>You inform her she'll get stuck and that people die each year doing stupid shit like that
>"But Anon, I have too!"
>No she doesn't
>"Yes I do! You see, if I come down the chimney, dressed as Santa, her and her family will think I am Santa!"
>"Then, when I tell her she's been a naughty girl and destroy her house and throw stuff around and smash presents."
>"When I do that, she'll feel terrible for all the sins she's done, and her whole family will hate her because her naughtiness ruined Christmas!"
>That plan is retarded, you make a mental note to ask her to detail her plans more in the "briefing" before agreeing to shop for costume props with her at 4 AM
>Then you ask her if she really thinks Pharaoh is that stupid
>"Well of course, why else would she be a Pharaoh?"
>You realize you'll get nowhere in this argument, so you go back to the chimney issue, and ask her to just do a normal break-in and go through the window or some shit
>"Fine, whatever. But if she doesn't believe I'm Santa, I'm blaming you, then you can be in trouble, OK?"
>Considering you both get in trouble anyways all the time, this means nothing to you, as you go look for an easy window to get in

>> No.14529290

>force-fed you four hardboiled eggs that you are certain had been in their pussies. The sour, spicy, musky smell and taste of those eggs had lingered with you for days after that. You still have no idea how long it takes for a Hellhound pussy to hardboil an egg, but you’re certain that the process isn’t instant at all. Either way, they were delicious.

My dick could shatter reality right about now.

>> No.14529298

They're still shit tier monstergirls worth purging.

>> No.14529300

She's adorable.

>> No.14529306


>That third fucking line

>> No.14529307

>Not deserving of every demeaning and degrading act for always acting like pompous
>Implying all of them act like that

>> No.14529309


>> No.14529310

>implying they don't
EIDF detected.

>> No.14529313

>Using Shai-Hulud for Darude

>> No.14529314
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A couple of new images added since last time, plus trying to get all of this girl's CG myself not because I like her or anything.

>> No.14529315

Reality is a big deal anon, hopefully it makes it so monstergirls exist.

>> No.14529316


>> No.14529318

>After trying several windows around the house, you finally find one unlocked one at the Pharaoh's daughter's room
>It's a little small, but you should be able to squeeze through it, you're a lightweight
>After opening the window, before you can go in your Abossphis pulls you back and insists she goes in first to make sure it's "safe for her poor little employee"
>Also "Ladies first"
>You stand back for her, as she slides into the window
>She struggles a bit getting her breasts through the window, but manages as she continues
>Only to get completely stuck at her midsection
>"... Hey. Hey Anon!"
>She tries to whisper and shout at the same time to hide her presence
>"I'm stuck, push me in."
>This was the exact reason you should've gone first, since it's easier to pull a heavy snake than push, but nonetheless, you get behind her and try to push her through the window
>You make progress, as soon it's her snake-hip rear area that's caught in the door
>You keep pushing while she keeps squirming, and whispering a few profanities, before you finally get her through the door
>She lands on the other side with a thud, and you hear something break as you watch the rest of her tail zip into the window
>After a few moments to come to, your Apophis boss gets up, and slithers to the door, looking down the hallway, and exploring further out
>"Do-do dododo..."
>After a minute or two she slithers back to you to help you get in, a wide mischievous grin on her face
>You tell her to shut up, why on Earth is she yelling, is she trying to get caught
>She giddily shakes her face as she continues grinning, a wide shark toothed grin stuck on her face
>"She's not here! She must be out of town with her family or something, but the whole place is empty! We're all to ourselves!"

>> No.14529336

>he didn't eat her out while she was stuck

>> No.14529340

They're on a sneaking mission.

>> No.14529343

They aren't doing the sneaking part so well.

>> No.14529345

Would hatter nee-chan let me lick her hat?

>> No.14529369

>Mad Hatter
>Not shit

>> No.14529387
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What the fuck is this even supposed to be?

Are the scars on her thighs implying she "itches the ditch?"

>> No.14529392

Do you think the nice Lich Doctor sings "Diggin up bones" when she works on Skeleton girls?

>> No.14529396

Merry Christmas, I hope Santa Wurm brought you all something nice this year.

>> No.14529400

They're alright.

>> No.14529413

Wind weasel.

>> No.14529416

Don't tell her about Yeti coolers and Blue Yeti mics!

>> No.14529425

Santa Wurm didn't deliver this year, but Santa Writefags did.

>> No.14529432
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The Ultimate Wifeform.

>> No.14529467
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Merry Christmas.

>> No.14529487


I have the humour of a twelve year old.

>> No.14529501

Jesus fuck mate, that was adorable. It's not often I see stuff from first-person-monstergirl POV and I think you did it rather well.
You make a Kobold-daughterufag very happy this Christmas.

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>> No.14529511
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christmas wife once more.
I would post all of the christmas themed pictures, even ones I've already posted in previous threads, but if I'd feel a bit spammy if I did that, and the picture I posted earlier has a couple already

>> No.14529515

Nice. Gazers with tiddies are a rarity.

>> No.14529520

>gazer with tits
Gazers should have small breasts that easily fit into your hand

>> No.14529526

They need big breasts to nourish their daughterus, an a big but for you to ravage and squeeze.

>> No.14529533


>> No.14529538
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One for the album

>> No.14529540

Got it.

>> No.14529543

Now this is all kinds of adorable, Nick's a good man. Going to agree with the other anon, it's nice to have something from the girl's point of view occasionally.
You could always throw them all into an imgur album or something if you don't want to spam. More Gazer is always welcome.

>> No.14529554

As a legs man, my boner is confused.

On one hand I wanna tenderly caress those legs and oil them up.

On the other hand is my unerect dick wondering why those delicious milky thighs had to belong to a dirty monoeye.

>> No.14529555

Make her wear a paper bag and tell her you only love her legs.

>> No.14529558

Oh my gosh in heaven look at those feet I want to give her a tender foot massage so bad shit.

And I'd tell her what a special and lovely girl she is while doing it.

>> No.14529559

I am pretty sure I saw once in /a/, two another pictures about the succubus one.
She put her heart-shaped tail on "you" and then there was an another pic where we could see some blood and she starts to panic.
Didn't save the pics though.

I want to fuck that monoeye.

>> No.14529580
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Could a Gazer manipulate the black tar substance on her body to form different patterns/outfits?

>> No.14529583

Of course.

>> No.14529587

Imagine in summer, she could make a really cool pattern out of it and give herself designer tan lines.

>> No.14529619

simply wonderful. truly, a Christmas miracle. Thank you, anon.

>> No.14529637

I want to hug a wendigo!

Then i'm going to cuddle her, and give her heatpats. LOTS of headpats.

>> No.14529652

Don't hug the Christmas tree, she'll run off and make a mess of ornaments and gifts!

>> No.14529659

Anon no.

>> No.14529663
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Have you been a good Onii-chan this year?

>> No.14529668

If I have been, do I get this cute goat loli with the thick thighs and hips wearing my favorite costume type?

>> No.14529673

Not if I catch her first!

Anon yes! I'll give her headpats and cuddles, figuring out the tone she awawa's at when being pet or cuddled. Then I will make her awawa a Christmas tune!

It's a foolproof plan!
What could possibly go wrong!

>> No.14529677


Doing God's Work.

>> No.14529678

I don't have a little sister and I thank god every day that I'm an only child.

>> No.14529681

Nigga when you gonna commission some art? It's obvious you love kobolds.

>> No.14529685

I want to pet a Cheshire Cat's oppai little sister!

>> No.14529687


>> No.14529689

Elves don't suck THAT bad.

>> No.14529691

You might if you've been her ideal brother, Baphomets have high standards when it comes to these things.

>> No.14529696

>those thighs
That imouto is packin' heat.

>> No.14529698

Eh, I've probably been too lazy. Maybe she can hook me up with a cuddly kitsune or a purry werekitten.

>> No.14529702

>have you ever had any sex under that wasn't


>> No.14529704
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Will you buy her cat treats for not being smug like her onee-chan?

Please buy something.

>> No.14529706

>she's a cutter
>HUUUUUEG masochistic streak
>Caning her butt she stands, nay, hangs in the air
>Whipping her back, making her bleed while taking her form behind
>Making a pretzel out of her and pounding her with your thumbs at her throat, upping your rhythm the more her eyes go into the back of her head until you both cum
>Then have a cigarette
>Which you'll out on her tongue

Hello Christmas Sadism Boner.

>> No.14529708

Got any Mexican food?

>> No.14529711

>Then have a cigarette
>Which you'll out on her tongue
That's going too far.

>> No.14529721

>"Yeah, uhh. You got any... human horn?"

>> No.14529728

>Additionally, a monster's body is specialized for having sex with men, and it is built to be sensitive to all of the pleasure that they can receive from a man. Even when men fuck them violently enough to break a human woman, they don't feel any pain, and all they can do is enjoy the strong pleasure. Even little races that are way smaller than humans like the “fairy (encyclopedia I – p.86)" only experience ecstasy and euphoria when their stomachs swell up as they get pierced by a man's rigid erection that is way bigger than even their own body. It is impossible for a monster's body to be broken through sex.

Unwad your panties newfag.

>> No.14529735

I don't think you quite understand what "sex" means. Come back here when you're older.

>> No.14529737

That isn't an MGE monstergirl though.

>> No.14529739

Cry more. It excites me.

>> No.14529741

you'll be perfect for each other.

>> No.14529747

Try not to cut yourself, I guess.

>> No.14529749
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That's a very long stocking

>> No.14529751

very cute.

>> No.14529754

>not giving every monstergirl the MGE treatment
Would you fuck a vanilla girl from MGQ? Or Violated Hero? Or god fucking help you , Alumican??

Fucked to death or kept as cumpump.
Tortured to death, or being a mayo receptacle.
Tortured to death for a laugh.


>> No.14529760

>Already made it clear she's not being hurt beyond what she can handle, nor being maimed
This is why shitstorms happen.

>> No.14529761

(not him)
never heard of him.
>there are more than just a few mg artists that have completely shit mgs
why do they do this

>> No.14529763

Your artstyle has improved greatly in the time you've been here, Hyphen.

>> No.14529764

Of course not. People who say they do are just lying.

>> No.14529767

Nah, you're just an edgy underageb&. Please leave.

>> No.14529769

Can you wear a wendigo coat?

>> No.14529775

They shouldn't though, especially since everyone knows faggots who scream "EDGE!!11!1!" are to be ignored.

>> No.14529776

Sure if you like being a monster boy.

>> No.14529778


>> No.14529785

>never heard of him
Be happy about that. His girls are all about death and murder.

>> No.14529790
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>Wendigo stands up
>body morphs into a far bustier, somewhat more muscular form
>turns out she made use of a temporary loli portion in order to attract a mate
What now?

>> No.14529791

What a good imouto.

>> No.14529795


>> No.14529799
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What did you get that cute Tanuki kid for Christmas anon?

It better not have been something lame. Any answer but Super Lilim Sisters 3 is wrong and you should feel bad for not being as good as me.

>> No.14529807

>What did you get that cute Tanuki kid for Christmas anon?
They'd love those.

>> No.14529818
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What about a full grown MG like that wendigo, with the mind of a loli?

>> No.14529821

I got the Spaceship from The LEGO Movie, a Telescope, and a year of Playstation Plus, among other stuff.

>> No.14529822

Titanias already kinda fit that criteria, though they mainly teeter more into the onee-san archetype.

>> No.14529823

Whoops. Wrong pic but same idea.

>> No.14529824
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I like Y'shtola's new look.

>> No.14529827

Do you think a monstergirl nee-san would like to wake up to find her otouto helplessly bound up and in her bed?

>> No.14529828

If you ask her nicely and offer meat, she will share her coat with you

>> No.14529834

I don't see why not.

>> No.14529835
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Contained fluff

>> No.14529845

What happens if he's naked in tied up using frilly christmas ribbons by krampus

>> No.14529846

She looks so delightfully motorboatable.

>> No.14529850

She'd do the same thing she does if he was wrapped up in a blanket burrito.

>> No.14529856

When I get money.

>> No.14529864

Why contain it?

>> No.14529871

Some DVDs, a shit ton of beer and a star registered under my name. I found it to be both awesome and touching.

>> No.14529872

The answer is really simple!

I continue!

But now I have more refined tunes to play with! Perhaps I can even incorperate some ufufufu in the song!

>> No.14529874

>a star registered under my name
this from a yandere mg when

>> No.14529875

Going by the movie, that's acid.

>> No.14529876

Clothes, a fuck-ton of candy, a tablet, and a small cooking pan from IKEA.

>> No.14529881

A yandere mg would probably try to name the sun after you, so she could bask in your warmth and get furious when people don't accept her demands to refer to the sun as you.

>> No.14529884

It's okay, the hoodie probably has 100% fire and cold resistance.

She just has to worry about ground and rock types.

>> No.14529885

>yandere mg tries to get the sun named after you
>is torn between wanting to bask in your warmth...
>and not wanting to share your warmth with ANYONE

>> No.14529888

>Too bad Silent Hills never
There have been rumors that they're just gonna make "NOT! Silent Hills" anyway.

>> No.14529890

>We have a girl with the best cunny
>We have the best girl for blowjobs
>The best at hairjobs
>The best at paizuri
>No girl who's the best at footjobs
>Or handjobs
>Or legjobs
>Or thighjobs
>or Buttjobs
Step it up KC. Also no girl specializing in gangbangs, what the shit?
>inb4 charybdis

>> No.14529891

I was just thinking this. Global plurigenocide because Darling's warmth is only for her and not those other whores and degenerates when?

>> No.14529895

>no girl specializing in gangbangs
What are Khepri, Devilbugs, and Slimes

>> No.14529897

>Also no girl specializing in gangbangs, what the shit?
That's what Khepri, devilbugs and giant mouse are for.

>> No.14529898

>Global plurigenocide because Darling's warmth is only for her and not those other whores and degenerates
my nigga

>> No.14529899

Every adventurer should go around naked but for his sword, and shield if you're a faggot, and his gearbag. Why be clunky and uncomfortable in armor, since sticking your dick into a monstergirl immediately disables them?


>> No.14529900

Nothing at all, because we're a bunch of jews.

>> No.14529909

Nobody wants a mosquito, hornet, or spider to land on their dong.

>> No.14529910

No anons, multiple dicks for one girl. A girl so voracious she needs to get dicked by at least twelve cocks a night.

>> No.14529916

You forget where you are again?

>> No.14529917

That's what doppelganger potions are for?
Like actual creepy crawlies, not the monstergirl kind.

>> No.14529919

Given KC's penchant for (at least trying) to avoid NTR and anything even close to that scenario I'd say you've got a yeti's chance in hell of ever seeing that happen. There are undoubtedly plenty of mythological monsters that would be good for the purpose, but naw.

>> No.14529921
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Wht happens if a Yeti holds a Yeti cup?

>> No.14529928

I like clothing so fucks to you

>> No.14529933

It keeps her drink hot, even after three hours!

>> No.14529935
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Handle with care

>> No.14529936

>Also no girl specializing in gangbangs, what the shit?
They're shit anyway

>> No.14529938

Short hair looks good on Gazer-chan.

>> No.14529941

Thank you Hyph, daughteru appreciated.

>> No.14529945

>Like actual creepy crawlies, not the monstergirl kind
I say again...
but yeah, you're right.

>> No.14529946

It's not written directly on the profile for beelzebubs


>The Demonic energy that enters a man, "marks" an incubus with his partner's uniquely scented Mana. Whether other monsters chose to respect this implicit marking of territory is down to their personal tastes; unicorns and cancers could be discouraged, while beelzebub and bicorns have the opposite reaction.

admittedly the whole cucquean/pimp thing is my headcanon to differentiate Beelzebubs from Bicorns, I think KC intended for them to be a harem monster.

>> No.14529949

>You'll never fluster a hellhound by sniffing her all over, even after she half-heartedly tries to scold you or push you away
>"S-Stop, come on, that's gross! I know I don't smell that good! S-Stop! Come on, only girls like maticores and unicorns smell good! I smell good too?! stop sniffing me!"

>> No.14529951

Any girl in the encyclopedia can get gangbanged, but I want it to be her main trait y'see? He missed the chance with Jabberwock, who's supposedly the most lascivious.

>> No.14529954

Just get a girl and a doppelganger potion.

>> No.14529962

So much content today. She's adorable.

>> No.14529964

But think about it anon, a public use girl no one needs to get attached to, if they don't want. Just fuck and run.

How would marrying one of them work though?

>> No.14529967

>so much content
I'm streaming requests and people are asking me MGE girls often

>> No.14529971

Nigga you don't understand.

>> No.14529974

There's no reason most of the girls couldn't work like that if you step outside of the canon. Inside the canon the world is set up pretty specifically to stop that from happening. Kind of. I'm still not sure if we're supposed to assume every girl just falls for the first guy they rape or what.

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>> No.14529978

My erection with a cute Yeti girl lasts more than 4 hours because of the warm hugs, Yeti cups cannot compete

>> No.14529979

Girls from MGQ might be into that sort of thing, but what you're looking for isn't in KCland.

>> No.14529981


>> No.14529986
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What about them.

>> No.14529990

This is a no honking zone.
Exit the premises immediately.

>> No.14529994
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They need more art.

>> No.14529998

I think that's more of a thread thing, seeing there are girls who keep men "they take a liking to" so either there are some you can dick and run or you can dick and leave since it's possible they won't fall for you at first taste. I guess it comes from the fact that humans outnumber monsters, but since the cities in MGE are self sufficient, there's rarely any need to leave civilization, so if a monsters runs into a human, they're unlikely to let them go.

>> No.14530000

It is if you believe, after all, it's KCland.

>> No.14530002
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There's plenty.

>> No.14530005


Do you even dwarf?
>The sort of pleasure that can be had from their tiny little hands is said to be even greater than that which one could experience from the original race of "Succubi." Just being fondled by their hands is enough to make a man their prisoner.

Footfetish would be nice, other seems meh. Gangbangs never because KC is literally triggered by NTR
And why not charybdis? It's said she loves having all her holes dicked at once

>> No.14530006

I hate you all, especially since my lack of Christmas Spirit didn't land me a Krampus

>> No.14530010

You believed that, by lacking spirit, you would receive a 'gift'-a Krampus. That's too much Christmas Spirit for a Krampus. You have to go full Humbug if you want to be punished.

>> No.14530011

>Sand nibird
Pretty sure she's Indian not Arab.

>> No.14530012

As >>14530000 says, that's the way of things.
The whole point is to just imagine running into whatever kind of girl works for you. You can pretty much imagining everything else happening out there in the big wide world. The thread in general just can't seem to handle more than one monotonous way of things happening; one could mostly just blame shitposters who like to go "Your waifu a shit because someone somewhere could do something".

Charybdis, at one point. Probably got changed for MGE-1.

>> No.14530014

I stand corrected then.
>gangbangs are NTR
>And why not Charybdis
They do nothing for me since you're basically sticking your dick in a rock formation and they're probably slimy and gross. And hopelessly flat and look too childlike. There is just zero appeal.

>> No.14530021

>The thread in general just can't seem to handle more than one monotonous way of things happening; one could mostly just blame shitposters who like to go "Your waifu a shit because someone somewhere could do something".

>> No.14530023

>The vocal idiots of the thread
>Knowing anything at all
Shit people say for 400 Alex

>> No.14530029

They may not know anything but they still say a lot. I really do wonder how much of that is a few shitters per topic stopping everyone else from having occasional fun.

>> No.14530031

>KC triggered by NTR
>not a fan of gangbangs
How can one man be so based

>> No.14530032
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So now that that's out of the way...
you like dwarves don't you anon?

>> No.14530036

I know right?

>> No.14530037

No, I bullied lots of imoutos with my dick

>> No.14530038

I've enough hard liquor in my system that pretty much nothing people will say today will ruin my mood at this point. So have at it, lads.

You've hurt me enough already.

>> No.14530039

>implying there's anything wrong with gangbangs
>what are doppelganger potions
>implying implications

>> No.14530043

there's a difference between a temporary copy of a person and an entirely different person's cock in your waifu.

>> No.14530046

>implying inserting gangbangs into anything is an improvement
Only sometimes anon, and this is not one of those times.

>> No.14530047

Who said it has to be your waifu? Why can't you be out with the fellas and be approached by a girl or two in need of some dick of which you as a group have ample supply?
>inb4 having friends

>> No.14530052

That's your opinion and I respect it but I must disagree.

>> No.14530058

Personally I find them disgusting

>> No.14530059

Honestly, I think many of the fights that arise doe to waifus come from people's minds defaulting to their own waifu, when something they disagree with gets brought up. Just remember, your waifu is YOUR waifu, she's everything you want her to be, but she's one, remember, there's a whole species out there.

>> No.14530065

I blame sloppy seconds anon.

>> No.14530067

That's actually some legitimate logic about people, and I appreciate the thought that you're putting into it.

>> No.14530077

Yeah, why not?

>> No.14530080

Maybe but the "joke" wouldn't have worked

>> No.14530093

Something about her right foot seems off. The way it curves and leads into her big toe/digit. Maybe it's because from a side-on view, I'm sort of trying to see it as a human foot? It just looks a little... flat.

Otherwise, she looks utterly lovely.

>> No.14530099

>Have Vampire waifu
>Become Incubus
>Your eyes shift towards being red like her own
>She pouts because she misses how your blue eyes contrasted with her red ones

>> No.14530102


>> No.14530104
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How many people here play the EMG mobage?

Yeah, if you picture it as a human foot it looks weird

>> No.14530115

You don't like gangbangs, I get that, BUT, would you gangbang a girl of your waifu's species, prior to having "met" her? Just asking.

>> No.14530117

One here.
I would have an all-lamia team if it weren't for the Rarity=Power bullshit.

>> No.14530123

I do. 41 Mons have been Colle'd so far, I fear my wallet will be taking a hit for the SR girls.

>> No.14530125

I'm into it. Why must a great harpy be locked behind jewel gacha

>> No.14530130

Hyphen draw more phoenix harpies

Draw a hundred phoenix harpies

>> No.14530133

Tatake a best.

>> No.14530135

Is that Haru?
Because yes, Haru was cute as fuck.

>> No.14530136

I've missed out on a lot
Someone made a game?

>> No.14530140

Monmusu has a Kancolle-esque game with a whole bunch of cute girls in it.

>> No.14530142

The devs of Kancolle made an EMG game. It just started up a few days ago and looks a LOT more short-lived than Kancolle, bot it's fun.

>> No.14530143
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Tis the owl, sorry I don't japanese

That's like 10% of my output already

>> No.14530145

>I would have an all-lamia team if it weren't for the Rarity=Power bullshit.
This is their biggest mistake. All they had to do was copy boat sluts.

Some of the strongest boats are commons but it doesn't mean rares can't be broken either, it's a nice balance.

>> No.14530148

Make it 110%

Cover the world in crimson and gold plumage.

>> No.14530150

This, a hundred times this. The power gap is insane, you basically have to use all gold/silver girls to stand a chance later on, whereas in Kancolle you can do pretty much anything with any girl of a class if you train her well.
There's definitely a pay-to-win bias with this one.

>> No.14530151

Ever wonder what it'd be like to suck on a Jubjubs tits?

>> No.14530152

All the time, I plan on writing about it if I ever get un-lazy.

>> No.14530159

Nah, a Holst's though. I bet they taste like sweet butter and their milk is rich and creamy and can taste however you like.
>brown, chocolate milk holst

>> No.14530160

Yeah, and the lower rarity girls are all horrifically gimped by low level caps. A 10 level difference between each rarity is nuts when the common girls are less powerful too. Sure there's a way to add 30 levels to each girl, but a common girl can only reach 50 with all three upgrade slots whereas a top-tier girl can hit 80.

>> No.14530162

Lamia milk must taste horrible unless you're mamono mana'ed.

>> No.14530164

Mamono mojo would probably give it a good taste.

>> No.14530174

I am. Can't wait to have enough Rubies for a ten pull. Playing this free is suffering. Scorpion-chan is the cutest though.

>> No.14530176

What they need to do is maybe not associate a species of girl to a fixed Rarity.
Like I want that Quetzacoatl girl on my team, but she's only a Common, which will be a problem later on.

>> No.14530178

Why would your eye color change ?

>> No.14530179

Yeah, but you'd have to be hooked on the stuff, you know, an acquired taste.

>> No.14530184

Because headcanon anon. Live a little.

>> No.14530185
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Haru is pic related. She's dandere, but she's super cute.

>> No.14530188

It apparently moved to another site, and doesn't exist on that site.
What a bad day to check

>> No.14530189
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Might be cool.

>> No.14530194

All the N and most R ones aren't strong at all, especially compared to the HR and the SR ones.

It's a shame.
At first I wanted to use girls who aren't from the main cast, because I wanted to discover some of the others, but I am "forced" to use both Miia and Cerea or else I can't win some of these damn levels.

>> No.14530195

Are these
from >>14530140?

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>> No.14530209

honey milk

>> No.14530218 [DELETED] 

cute doge

>You will never go on a nature walk with her and then cuddle up under the covers and watch a movie

>> No.14530220

It's almost the only thing that change on an incubus, DE can make you have unnatural colors like purple, red, etc.

>> No.14530223
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cute doge

>You will never go on a nature walk with her and then cuddle up under the covers and watch a movie

>> No.14530231

I don't really care but cite your stuff.

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>> No.14530236

>It's almost the only thing that change on an incubus
except for, you know, any unsavory unfit nonsense. if you're fat you get fit, if you're fit you get swole (assuming your waifu and you like that because hugbox). KC a hack

>> No.14530242
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Found a Shirohebi.

Which reminds me, what happened to them? They used to be fairly popular.

>> No.14530252

>Besides genital gargantuism, incubi do not usually receive drastic physical changes comparable to, say, an arachne's abdomen or a succubus' wings and tail, although their eyes change color due to demonic energy

Yeah your body change but it's still a normal human body. Purple eyes aren't.

>> No.14530254

Everything has it's season. We gazers and beelzebubs nao, apparently.

What a horrible time to be alive.

>> No.14530255

She's less furry than Polt. If the nose was normal she'd pretty much be KC tier. And it's not really a full snout, is she even a furry?

>> No.14530256

>normal human body
Nice joke faggot.

>> No.14530257

I imagine you can change them back at will, since it'd be pretty stupid to have such a big "IM NOT HUMAN" trait on you.

>> No.14530258

Well, maybe they'll have a resurgence if KC does that doujin.

>> No.14530261

>inb4 incubi are human
Yeah, sure KC.

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>> No.14530269

They all got tricked into being shrunk down and put inside gacha machines. Now everyone's obsessed with the new hotness, that EMG mobile game, and all the little shirohebis are spending Christmas alone in their tiny gachaballs.

>> No.14530271

I thought incubi just resembled the species they originally were, aren't there human-like incubi, elven incubi, and dwarven incubi?

>> No.14530278

>aren't there human-like incubi
There's incubi, which are just humans warped by Mamono Mana.
>elven incubi, and dwarven incubi
Don't remember or care, leave that shit out before you know what happens.

>> No.14530281

Different guy here. Personally I don't generally care for group sex period unless the number of women is at least equal to the number of guys. There's something vulgar about multiple dicks in one girl at once even when they are being... Well, vulgar.

On this note, what about completely normal noses that are just colored darkly like a koala grill or something?

>> No.14530282
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Serves the little dummies right.
They should just learn to be more proactive.

>> No.14530284

>elven incubi, and dwarven incubi?
Fucking leave.

>> No.14530287
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Wife once again, this has been a fantastic Christmas.
This wasn't even a commission, those are still to come

>> No.14530292

She looks like a 45 year japanese lady.

>> No.14530297

They exist.
It's written in the Incubus page.

>> No.14530299

Oh man that looks like shit.

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>> No.14530306

It's the lips isn't it

>> No.14530308

It's the whole fucking face anon.

>> No.14530310

>implying plastic mere plastic can seperate a Shirohebi from her man
There's also the lack of a proper hourglass figure.

>> No.14530311
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I'm going to go to all Gacha machines in town and empty them all! Then we'll celebrate Christmas together!

>> No.14530312

It's definitely the lips.
Without that, it's perfect, I'd say.

>> No.14530313

>Marry a Dhampir
>Live in an area that's pretty hostile to monsters
>You become an Incubus
>Wake up one day and your eyes are red
>Order some colored contacts from that contacts delivery site
>Head out into the world as normal
>"Hey Anon, weren't your eyes more green before?"
>N-no, they've always been blue
>Waifu makes fun of you for ordering the wrong color

>> No.14530321

Was it vanity?

>> No.14530325

Quicksilver diddled all their kids and now they hate us.

>> No.14530333
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She saw your dreams anon.

She saw your Christmas dreams bro.

Now she's going to find you and make them come true or more likely fuck/rape you with whatever neato fetishes she found in your Christmas dreams.

>> No.14530335

But MG liked being diddled. You'd think they would thank us, or at least send one of those daughters my way.

>> No.14530336

Anon please, all I did was write about one single Shirohebi getting diddled. That's hardly all of them.

>> No.14530341

Shame that story ended so sudden. I was expecting a little bit of plot with the whole anon can't marry thing.

>> No.14530342

Jokes on her, I don't even celebrate christmas!

>> No.14530345

God bless you, Anon. May you assemble your army, and unite all the shirohebis of this world under a single banner.

>> No.14530348

You're still a faggot.

>> No.14530349

I feel you, I would have liked to end it better but I didn't know how to do it. I'm thinking about it still and it'll happen someday, but I'm also working on other things.

>> No.14530352

Yes anon I know, I know. We all are though, so who are you to judge.

>> No.14530360
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Do you you trouble writing longer stories in general? Your stories are mostly pretty short.
Perhaps you should see if you can write longer stories in general.
Just make sure to plot them out beforehand, have all events listed so you don't get stuck.

>> No.14530363

I hate you so much.

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>She pulls you in the room, and continues to grin ecstatically at you
>"Oh, this is so great, we have the whole mansion to ourselves!"
>She then does an exaggerated gasp
>"You know what we have to do?"
>You don't have to do anything, but you entertain her question regardless
>"You know that one scene from that one movie where that guy's parents leave the house and he's home alone and he plays "Old Time of Rock and Roll" and dances to it in his underwear, shirt, and socks?"
>"I want to do that!"
>You tell her that's not the brightest idea for several reasons, one being she has no legs to dance with or wear socks, and the second being it'd be smarter to go ahead and get your mission here over with so you can leave before the Pharaoh comes back
>Your boss pouts for a moment, then sighs as she, in a very rare occasion, admits you're right
>"Fine then. Let's go and... Mess up Christmas here."
>You follow behind her as she leads the way, slithering her way to the kitchen, a very upper-class and posh one
>Lifting herself up on her tail, she begins to rummage through the cabinets, carelessly tossing out various boxes and the occasional plastic jar
>"Man Anon, can you believe some of this junk? Look, this thing says "Organic Peanut Butter"? Can you believe that? Only jerks eat organic stuff, you know what I mean?"
>After rambling on to you about how the Pharaoh's taste in food items is worse than her own, she finally gives a loud "Ah-ha!"
>And pulls out a box of cookies, eagerly opening it and shoving a handful of cookies in her mouth
>You stare at her a bit, annoyed she's not taking her own mission seriously
>"What?" She says crumbs coming out of her mouth as she grabs more cookies
>"I'm Santa, and Santa gets all the cookies. She should thank me anyways, they might've gone to waste. Hathor knows that dumb Pharaoh doesn't eat, she might as well be a fucking Skeleton, am I right?"
>She slithers past you and to the Pharaoh's fridge, rummaging through it
>"Now, let's see... Garbage. Garbage. More garbage. Ah-ha! The good stuff."
>She pulls out a few cans of beer
>"Hey, don't look at me like that Anon! It's free food and fun! We can have some free food and still finish up before Pharaoh gets back! Come on, do it for your Ms. Kringle?'
>You know what? Fuck it, if she won't take this seriously, you won't either
>You grab a beer and take a sip, figuring you can handle just one anyways

>. . .

>When the Pharaoh and her husband and daughter arrive home, they find their home trashed, mainly the kitchen, and on their sofa are two passed out figures
>One is a human boy covered in lipstick kisses, and wearing reindeer antlers
>And laying on top of the human boy, pinning him to the couch is a tubby Apophis wearing only a striped nightshirt, white panties, and a sock on the tip of her tail
>The smell of alcohol fills the room as her husband has already begun dialing for an Oni
>It's just like clockwork, every single Christmas
>At least this year the Pharaoh was smart enough to take her family out of the house when they trashed it

Merry Christmas!

>> No.14530375

I don't think I have trouble writing longer stories, everything I've written has actually turned out much longer than I had planned.

>Just make sure to plot them out beforehand, have all events listed so you don't get stuck.
That's been my biggest problem recently, I have a few (mostly lewd) ideas and a monstergirl in mind, but not much as to plots or endings. I've gotten by alright so far, but I've been realizing that I need to give it more thought. Those things just don't come to me as easily as they used to when I first started doing greentexts.


>> No.14530377

Nice stuff, and Merry Christmas Gunstar(?).

>> No.14530378

Jokes on her, I have a TG fetish. Let's the look on her face when she realizes she was about to rape an alp!

>> No.14530381

I don't mean to disrespect the artist, because I'm very grateful especially with the amount of effort that went into it, but I'll see what I can do about it in PS later.

>> No.14530388

>she dresses up as a giant stack of cash
>then rapes you

I bet you'd get off to that sort of thing.

>She rapes you and makes you love the pussy again

Game Over...?

>> No.14530390

>I bet you'd get off to that sort of thing.
Anon that's not sexy at all.

>> No.14530391
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Be careful when unwrapping

>> No.14530396

Really? Because I think I just heard several hundred tanuki begin schlicking furiously.

>> No.14530399


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Shirohebis can be scary women anon.

Too bad for her that I am going to pretend sleeping and that she's going to awawawa like a Wendingo.

>> No.14530404

I don't really like lizards, but I'd humor her.

>> No.14530405

I want one.

>> No.14530407

I don't want one, If I got one I'd send her away.

>> No.14530408

Well that anon is clearly jewish.

Therefore it would be sexy to him.

>> No.14530418

I wanna unwrap a Wurm.

>> No.14530425

I want a wurm to wrap me up!

>> No.14530429

It reminds me of Junji Ito's style

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She could just break free without effort.

>> No.14530443

I want to unwrap a Wurm who then wraps me up.

>> No.14530452

Why do I get the feeling that this Pharaoh is actually super nice and only humors the Apophis' schemes because she knows they make her happy?
Why do I also get the feeling that she has a betting pool over at her company over when that Apophis and her human are going to finally hook up?

>> No.14530455

>Snake butt
Anatomy be damned, I want that.

This is also okay.

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>> No.14530457

No, see, all you have to do is tell her the ropes are unbreakable, and poor, stupid Wurm-chan will believe it!

>> No.14530458

Wurm butt

>> No.14530459

You got me whistling the Metal Gear main theme.
Fuck you asshole I woke my nephew up.

>> No.14530474
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>MFW all this MGS level sneaking
>Get home at Crimbo Eve with Apophis, put in the CD and crank up the volume
>Her eyes widen when she hears the brass
>What a thrill
>With darkness and silence through the night
>What a thrill
>You're sneaking in the darkness of the apartment
>She's looking for you
>I'm searching and melting into you
>What a fear in my heart
>But you're SUPREME
>Grab her from behind
>You're both tumbling towards the bedroom
>You hit the bed, face in her nethers

I couldn't resist.

>> No.14530484
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Who would like a genki cat to come over and cheer them up for the holidays?

>> No.14530496

I would most certainly like this

>> No.14530499
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All right anon, come clean, what would it take for you to consider dating horse pussy?

Everyone has their price.

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Only if she's a qt loli horsepussy.

>> No.14530509

I want a genki cat girl to innocently sit on my lap and watch hot blooded mech shows with me.

>> No.14530512

She would need mean handjobs, blowjobs, titjobs, a winning personality, shared interests and a vagina akin to what actual horsefuckers say they experience or better. Also crazy sex magic, but that's kind of a given. Oh, and she'd need to come with an environment that could actually accommodate her, including the house.

It's a high bar, but not an impossible one to clear, especially since outside of the vanilla centaur horse types are pretty good girls with good magic sets.

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>> No.14530516

If she can rape me she can date me

>> No.14530517

For her to be a qt3.14 Nightmare.

Loli is also a plus.

>> No.14530518

One needs to come up to me and declare their undying feelings for me in order for me to date horse pussy or have a small horse backside

>> No.14530525

To polymorph her horse bits away and live a lie for the sake of my dick

>> No.14530526

Are you rich?

>> No.14530531

If she behaved like a tsundere alp for me.

>> No.14530535

Who is that on top of her? Looks like another monster girl.

>> No.14530536

What if she was a tsundere alp centaur?

>> No.14530538

I really don't like centaurs unless they look smaller, like at a maximum of a human-equivalent height. It's why I liked the centaur from that doujin I can't properly remember which got ruined with NTR and shit centaur culture.

Tiny centaurs are cute. A small girl like that you could just carry around, and their cuteness kind of nullifies the potential grossness that might arise from any weird horse parts. That's what I think, anyway.

>> No.14530539

I didn't think it was possible, I guess I underestimated those cheeky shits again. I'd fill that with foals.

>> No.14530541

It's Just a random catboy

>> No.14530542

There are much better monsters for one to alp into.

>> No.14530544

>Tie Wurm up
>Tell her the ropes are unbreakable
>She breaks out of them and rapes you
Good job dumbass.

>> No.14530547

Looks like a catgirl, or something.

>> No.14530548

>You'll never have a hellhound childhood friend.
>She'll never crawl into your bed when and lie down on top of you in her baggy pajamas when the two of you are young.
>It'll never become a habit of hers that persists even when she's older.
>She'll never dart into your bed whenever a thunderstorm hits and cuddle up to you until it's over.
>She'll never wake you up every morning with a kiss on your forehead.
>She'll never take your first time slowly and passionately during the full moon.
>You'll never feel the warmth of her skin against yours every night when you get married to her.
>You'll never fall asleep in each other's arms every night.
>Your daughters will never be born cuddlebugs who develop the same habit as their mother with their childhood friends.
I just wanna hear the thumping of her tail as I stroke her hair.

>> No.14530549

Easier ones to alp into too, but that would hardly present an interesting scenario here, would it?

>> No.14530551

But then she feels like her love for you was stronger than unbreakable ropes and gets a massive boost in confidence anon!

>> No.14530556

While she's raping you

>> No.14530558

Because she loves you so much!

>> No.14530560

I'd like to fall asleep listening to one's heartbeat. And maybe getting lightly carressed all over by her warm claws.
Nothing would feel safer or more comforting.

Honestly, hellhounds should be called heavenhounds instead. Because that's what it'd be like to live with one.

>> No.14530561

>jump into me
I'm six two and two hundred pounds woman, the fuck are you thinking?

>> No.14530569

I'd want to Alp into a Lich.

>> No.14530571

>jump into me
What does she think I am , a shota?

>> No.14530576

Imagine a Hellhound that's taller than you spooning you, her soft warm skin pressed against your back.
That'd be heavenly.
Alternatively, imagine being the big spoon to a Hellhound that's shorter than you.

>> No.14530580

I'd rather spray one with a fire extinguisher.

>> No.14530584

>Alternatively, imagine being the big spoon to a Hellhound that's shorter than you.

Like a little heating coil.

Imagine smelling behind her ears and nuzzling her with your chin as she cuddles into you.

>> No.14530586

>Bicorn wife
>hellhound and a lamia in the harem
>The lamia enjoys rapping around the two of you while you cuddle the hellhound because waaaaaaaarm
This is what heaven must feel like.

>> No.14530589

What do Alps taste like as you run your tongue along their trembling tummies and succulant nipples?
> wanna lick the alp
> gonna lick the alp

>> No.14530593

Mountain dew.

>> No.14530594

alps taste better with some fava beans and some nice chianti

>> No.14530596

Sweetest personality around. One who won't put me down or belittle me; who will always be there to support me when the chips are down. She'd have to like nice walks and spending lots of time cuddling and resting at home. Someone who'd see the best of me even when I'm at my worst...

>> No.14530598

Dr. Pepper i.e. shit.

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>> No.14530605

Stage 1 & 2, denial
Stage 3? Strawberry lip gloss, but they smell like cinnamon

>> No.14530607

Godspeed Anon, lord knows that would take years of preparation.

Peaches and cinnamon.

>> No.14530612

Maybe you should taste again, cos it seems like your shit taste (no tomboy) has compromised your result
sucking an alps hard nipples > sucking any other waifu's part

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Alp x Hannibal Lecter is my new OTP.

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>> No.14530621

>alpfaggot thinking he can lecture anyone on taste

>> No.14530623

Or being the big spoon to a Hellhound that's taller than you.

>> No.14530626

That works too.
Imagine her snuggling up against you and trying to get as much of her scent on you as possible so no-one tries to steal you from her.

>> No.14530631

Eh, I'm not really a fan of Hellhounds. I just wanted to add some variety.

>> No.14530634

>Have to wake up an hour early every day because your waifu always stops you at the door to rub herself all over you as thoroughly as she can
>"I want those whores to know that you're mine and mine alone."
>Tell her that every woman you work with is either married or a human
>"Those human sluts are the worst! You know how desperate they get!"

>> No.14530636

That's okay, variety is good.
Just gonna round this whole thing out with a short Hellhound who tries her best to be a big spoon.

>> No.14530640

but how do I explain that to my mama?
"you know that guy I was friends with when I was kid, well...."

>> No.14530645

I believe the term is jetpacking

>> No.14530646

>"He's a woman now? You mean like that Caitlyn Jenner?"

>> No.14530655

And when you get back she'll insist that you take a bath with her so she can get the smell of those other girls off of you.
>"I don't care if nothing lewd happened anon, I can't stand the smell!"
>"So I'll wash it off with mine~"
Would you let her give you a lewd bath anon?

>> No.14530656
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This game has a bunch of excellent waifus, hot-diddly-damn.

>> No.14530660

That term is fucking adorable.
Just like a Shortstack Hellhound clinging to your back.

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Oh word?

>> No.14530667

>"Yes! And she's pregnant with my babies!"

>> No.14530671

Good choice.

>> No.14530678

It disables you as well.

>> No.14530681

I don't think I'd ever be able to live with a hellhound.

I'd just want to spend every hour of every day cuddling and sleeping with her. There's no end to the amount of love and affection I'd drown one in. Maybe that's why Pandemonium is a thing.

>> No.14530682

>That spoiler.
My man.
I'd cuddlewrestle with a Hellhound so goddamn much I'd have to live in Pandemonium to avoid going broke.

>> No.14530694
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>a short Hellhound who tries her best to be a big spoon
Like this? I wouldn't mind seeing a short Hellhound use her vertically challenged to nature to her advantage.

>> No.14530697
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8 For Horse Pussy

2 Against

Horse Pussy has the vote.

>> No.14530700

Horse pussy is garbage, and those anons have shit taste.

>> No.14530703

Remember to treat your waifu with lots of lewd times this christmas

>> No.14530704

The purest girl is Horse Pussy, so chillaxe.

>> No.14530709

She's still crap.

>> No.14530711

What'd be great is if the realms of Pandemonium alter themselves according to the girls you take into it.
Imagine taking a hellhound there, and the whole world dedicated to you just becomes an infinite land of pillows, extending around you in all directions, soft and hot, radiating almost as much as her.

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Someone say something about cat tats?

>> No.14530734
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That's a lovely body right there.

>> No.14530739

Do you believe you can fly?

>> No.14530741
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Cat tats?

>> No.14530748

Fat feline fanny

>> No.14530758
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What? No, there is just this desperate kitten needing a good home. She isn't a thirty year old virgin trying to trick herself into a kind gentleman's home to seduce him, no siree.

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>> No.14530770

>TFW I wrote this but completely forgot that part

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>TFW no Hellhound or Demon with a flashlight vagina and an ass that don't quit

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Every time I see this catgirl now, I feel a pang of sadness.

>> No.14530786

Hey, glad you guys liked it.

>> No.14530787

I would adopt it.

>> No.14530796
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why is that
she's the ultimate shortstack

>> No.14530797

No problem. More qt Vampires are always delightful.

>> No.14530808

Ahaha! At long last I have returned, and just in time to ruin Christmas!

Here's another chapter of Mother of Monsters for you all, in which the scaly suffering train just keeps on slithering through. Enjoy, and remember to spend time with your families.

As always the URL is pretty ugly, so you can find it on http://seafoam.pbworks.com.

>> No.14530810

It's because she has extra equipment, but it's fine because unless you plan on wrestling under the covers with her it shouldn't matter what God or the Devil gave her

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It's possibly I may have a problem.

>> No.14530813

Nice to see you back for the holidays famiglia.

>> No.14530814

Shit famiglia, how much have you spent?

>> No.14530815

Now there's an scylla that I'd let wrap her tentacles around me

>> No.14530817

Do they live with your character?

>> No.14530820

$200 and about 40 hours at least so far.


>> No.14530823

Fuck, I hope this game sticks around longer than I think it will, for your sake.

>> No.14530827

It better of been worth it. Who's your favorite girl.

>> No.14530828


All that commission potential...

>> No.14530830

If it dies, good for him.
If not, then at least he donated $200 to Okayado.

>> No.14530836

It pretty much debuted as the 3rd most popular game on DMM beaten only by Kantai collected and Flower Knight Girls. Seems to be staying strong there for the time being, we'll see if it stays that way.

Favourite? Cerea. Favourite new design? Froze. Too bad she is the worst HR girl.

>> No.14530846

>we'll see if it stays that way.
I'd be happy if it does, but compared to KanColle (which has been around for a little over 2 years) MonColle just doesn't have the balanced gameplay that's conducive to longevity. I mean, I've cleared almost all the maps already, and leveling is piss easy on the right days.
That being said, it just came out a few days ago so hopefully the devs plan some big updates so it stays around.

>> No.14530847

hey! Good to see you're back

>> No.14530851

Seems its already fallen down to 4th place. And yeah, I'd cleared all 25 outings late on the 2nd day and I'm just going through leveling everyone of at least rare to at least 20 while raising the affection of my main team. 5 Rs or 4 Rs and an N with Rudorus will get a girl to 20/21 for the beefed up shopping trips.

>> No.14530854

>under the covers
we'd be fucking all over the house in all the glorious light
what's the point of fucking if you can't admire each others' bodies?

>> No.14530857

Yeah. How many quests have you finished? If things keep going as they are for me, I'll be finished with everything by the end of next weekend.

>> No.14530859

What, did she take a loli potion or something? Because otherwise damn is she small for 30 years old.

>> No.14530860

That Echidna is a cunt.

>> No.14530868

Why do you think she's a virgin?

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Dunno man, these go on for a long time.

>> No.14530877

Well good, that's exactly how I want you to feel. I feel like I went a bit heavy-handed on this one, but at least no one will be able to say she doesn't deserve what happens when Pillar takes the nuclear option.

>> No.14530884

Would you fuck a freshly-hatched Humpty Egg if she was born with Kloah/Methonium-tier proportions?

>> No.14530891

this story makes me sad

>> No.14530893

On a semi-related note, Echidnas have a weakness for children though don't they?

>> No.14530897

Oh damn.

>> No.14530899

Reminder that the Monster Musume Online game has an event coming up on the 28th, after heavy maintenance to fix things.

>> No.14530904

It's worth noting that the release event is going away at that time, which is the increased SR rates in the Ruby gacha.

>> No.14530906

Because she's a futa you idiot.
I'm not even trolling here.

>> No.14530908

>This service has been moved to Nutaku.com
Left for a party, late response a go tho

>> No.14530933

You talking about the potential hero thing? That wasn't a trait I'd planned on giving mine, though they do still have a penchant for making stronk babies.

>> No.14530936

Ah, alright.

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>> No.14530985

What do you wish to inquire?

>> No.14530995

I want to cuddle with my Kobold waifu and daughteru and enjoy our post-Christmas food comas!

>> No.14530999
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Fucking lew- Wait, that's not lewd.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.14531000

This is the tamest thing I've read from you.

>> No.14531004

Food comas anon, we don't have the strengh for any kinky dickings right now.

>> No.14531005

It's the cute influence showing

>> No.14531006

There was one time I made them a totally innocent spaghetti dinner.

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>> No.14531012

Hogswallop and codwash. Even through a food coma, you should be able to work up the energy to at least cudldle your kobold daughter from behind, slipping your fingers in and out of her until sh'e brought to a gentle, satisfied orgasm.
I mean, what the heck is wrong with you?

>> No.14531016

But then I'd be neglecting my waifu! How can I hug them both while I'm fingering them anyway? Can't a man cuddle his family in peace?

>> No.14531022

Imagine the look on some Dark Priest's face when she comes to see the debauchery of a Hellhound and her husband only to be met with the purity and affection of their cuddling.
Would she form an offshoot of the Demon Church dedicated to cuddling?
Also, can we call the Fallen God's religion the Demon Church? We need a name for it.

>> No.14531024

"Wow this is totally not canon, I'm outta this thread." - Dark Priest

>> No.14531027
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Reminder: There is LITERALLY nothing better than bullying flat girls

>> No.14531028

>You will never be visited by the three spirits of Christmas lewdness.

>> No.14531030

What you're thinking of is Eros

>> No.14531032

Well she sounds like she'd be fun at parties.
Is she mad that she'll never be loved like that?

>> No.14531034

That doujin was cute. Tomboys are cute.

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>> No.14531039

What if they decide to sit on your face out of anger?

>> No.14531041

Then you brutally suckle on their lady bits, dummy.

>> No.14531047

You got two arms, ain't you? Now sling an arm each around your two most precious treasures, cuddle them tight, and let your fingers dance inside of them.
Just imagine their blissful afterglow mixing with the soporific effect of their food coma. They'll be in a happy trance so deep even a thunderstorm won't rouse them.

>> No.14531048

Fallen Church is all about depravity. Church of Eros is love and passion.

>> No.14531051
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>Yeah I know

>> No.14531055

I'm too sleepy. I will put a dildo vibrators in their holes though, then I can cuddle them while they twitch and whine and sluggishly paw at their breasts.

>> No.14531056
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big fat cat butts

>> No.14531060

Go away fag.

>> No.14531062

Tallflat >>>>>>> Shortstack

>> No.14531065

We already posted them you mong.

>> No.14531067

>liking men

>> No.14531069

need to post more of them

>> No.14531070

This is new to me.

>> No.14531071

It's better to take consideration of the image limit.

>> No.14531076

Too sleepy to lovingly stroke and pleasure your perfect wife and your dearest child?
Too sleepy to pleasure them until their minds sink like stones, into a soft abyss of pleasure and fulfillment?

And, to top it all off, you'd even be so impersonal as to leave the job to a pair of cold, emotionless, artificial machines.

Y'know those people who say daughteru dickers are the worst? Well, here they're dead wrong.
There's nothing more terrible than a daughteru dicker who won't commit to loving his daughteru, and even more sickeningly, his waifu by extension.

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that hasn't been a concern in a long time
besides what the fuck else are you going to do?

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>> No.14531089

This is just wholly untrue anon, It's like you've never read any of my previous posts. I never said I wouldn't be petting them or slowly groping them or whispering cute nothings to them either.

>> No.14531092

>that hasn't been a concern in a long time
Can you really be so certain?
Also, there are plenty of ass-focused catgirl pictures that aren't the futacat you keep posting.

>> No.14531101

Well, if you can grope, why not get truly intimate and slip inside them both?
Christmas is a time for family being together, after all. Who needs all those electronic gadgets, anyway?

>> No.14531103

He's just being honest anon.
What, do you want him to lie? You want him to be a liar, is that it?

>> No.14531106

then post, anon
I think she's got the best butt, thighs, and boobs

>> No.14531110

I'm sorry my fetishes don't completely make sense to you anon, that must really suck for you.

>> No.14531111

I'm ok with a lady with a flatchest as long as her ass is phat. Or at the very least toned. With the proper workout a girl can get a pretty decent ass.

But if she's got neither then I'm going elsewhere for my sexual needs.

>> No.14531118

Ok, I know you like this cat, hell I can't deny that she has nice tits and ass, but she's got a penis.
That is a no go.
You need to stop posting her.

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You call that a woman?

>> No.14531128

Bah, fetishes. This is about LOVE. And snuggling with your kobold family, pleasuring them deeply and intimately.

>> No.14531130

Needs hips, titties, and thighs.

>> No.14531133

Goodnight anon.

>> No.14531137

I was implying that the succubutt he posted was nothing but a stick.

>> No.14531154

Goodnight. I'll be sure to snuggle a hellhound extra hard to make up for the things your kobolds missed out on.

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anon do you understand how images of fictional people work
if you don't see a penis it doesn't exist

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Why is she so perfect?

>> No.14531178

She's not, Kraken's are slimy and scary.

>> No.14531180
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They're the most Ara ara~ of the aquatic monstergirls.

>> No.14531182

So how do Namekians reproduce?

>> No.14531189

What are the aquariums like in MGC?

>> No.14531192

Full of guards armed with tranqs to make sure no watery monster girls try to get freaky deaky with the animals.

>> No.14531198

Like always?

>> No.14531201

Is it possible to suck so bad as a writer that you fear that the authors of yore will rise from their graves and bitch slap you for butchering the english language?

>> No.14531208
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Krakens are squishy and cute.
Also, it's Krakens, not Kraken's you baka.

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>> No.14531216

Glass with various paw prints and young Wendigos oohing and ahhing at the majestic sea creatures

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>> No.14531239

Sorry anon, my English teachers were fucking terrible when I was growing up and I could never fix the damage they did.

>> No.14531251

Dullahan aren't dead.
They are just messengers of death.
Being able to take off their heads is just one of their powers.
They are not undead.

>> No.14531253

So you're one of those people who say; "As long as I'm wearing a dress, I'm a girl."?

>> No.14531260

I don't like dresses on either sex, they're too... meh.
Though I guess cheongsam are nice.

and if it's cute, fuck it
or be fucked by it
pleasure is pleasure, fun is fun
snuggle and cuddle afterwards

>> No.14531267

I will have to disagree with you sir. For I like vaginal sex to much. I refuse to fuck or be fucked by any cute men.
I can get pleasure elsewhere.

>> No.14531278
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So you're one of those /a/ oriented gayfags.

>> No.14531290
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more like bi but probably

I understand anon

>> No.14531301

Dat jinko's getting cubs.

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Anon, she's barely a cub herself. At least wait until she's a little older.

>> No.14531310

She's a sabbath member and you know it.

>> No.14531319

God damn I want to hunt a Jinko down and rape her.

>> No.14531325

That might hurt her feelings.

>> No.14531327

>those tits
>those stockings
>that tuft of hair coming out of her pants
goddamn it I just wanted to fap, not gain a waifu
I have too many and clearly have a problem

>> No.14531328
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How would you trap her, anon?

>> No.14531332

I want to surprise my kobold waifu one day dressed as the UPS guy and tie her down and rape her she's always had a rape fantasy

>> No.14531333
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>Waifuing a landwhale
Are you fucked in the head, anon?

>> No.14531334

I like your taste brother.

>> No.14531335


/vg/ thread made, my Christmas present to the threads. No more eating up the image limit with my shit.

>> No.14531337

Neat. Though I'm only interested in the games artwork.

>> No.14531338

>using a thumbnail for the OP image

Off to a rollicking good start.

>> No.14531339

I am glad you like thick and meaty

>> No.14531341

Hey, it's the only good portrait image we have of Myuu. It's either that or the full body one from the game page, but that has a huge speech bubble over her.

>> No.14531343

I would offer her catnip to get into my box, and when she refused I'd use a leaf blower and a bottle of crushed catnip to blow an intoxicating cloud over her so that she will willingly enter my large cardboard box, which no cat can resist. To sweeten the deal, I will leave a fluffy sweater and a paper that I need to work on at the bottom, for her laying on.

>> No.14531344

>You finally get her like this
>She reveals herself
>She blushes as her eyes search the ceiling
>You try to puch further but she keeps interrupting you, and killing the mood
>"Sorry, my boobs aren't big enough..."
>"...Sorry, these muscles must gross you out, right?"
>"...Sorry, I've got hair down ...there, guys don't like that, right?"
>"....Sorry, I'm so sweaty,,, you must think I'm too dirty, unlike other girls, right?"
>"Look, I like YOU, alright? All of you. Every bit."
>You begin kissing her all over and plow her all night, pumping her full of semen, and evidently a bunch of cubs too

>> No.14531345

Thank you anon, you are a true bro.
However my penis doesn't thank you because it's going to be sore after this marathon I'm about to partake in.

>> No.14531350

I would use a tiny net.

>> No.14531355

Finally got around tor reading this. I enjoyed it as much as I do Lanterns stuff. Any chance it was continued?

>> No.14531359

>UPS guy
all I can think of that south park episode where all the men thought the UPS guy was fucking their wives

>> No.14531361

this is the rest of what I have
you can find much more by searching for shamu meruruusa

>> No.14531365 [DELETED] 

Why can't you faggots go to /d/ or /e/?

>> No.14531367

Oh dear god I'll meet you all again in a week. Wish me luck boys.

>> No.14531368
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You will never be raped by a professional street fighter.

>> No.14531369

Slimegirls are fucking weird.


>> No.14531370

of course I forgot my link http://imgur.com/a/zSJZk

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>> No.14531374

It's great to see this finished.

>> No.14531377
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She might not be a literal monster (definiitely a metaphorical one, though), But I'd totally let Juri humiliate me before crushing my dick in between those legs of steel.

>> No.14531379

Which faggots? You're going to have to be more specific.

>> No.14531382

This. A lost of folks are actually pretty vanilla taste wise.

>> No.14531383

Shit taste, Cammy is better.

>> No.14531385

Cammy is boring as fuck. I like a little crazy in a girl.

>> No.14531386

Even those people are faggots anon.
Everyone on 4chan is a faggot in some way.

>> No.14531389

>a little crazy

>> No.14531392

I'm going to impregnate stage two alps in their sleep!

>> No.14531394

>Okay, maybe a lot of crazy. But a psycho power top with the body of an Olympic gymnast who treats sex and fighting the same does things to my dick.

>> No.14531395

Cammy has objectively better legs than Juri.

>> No.14531396

Chun li a best.

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>a psycho power top with the body of an Olympic gymnast who treats sex and fighting the same
how fucked are you if your MG waifu was like this?
have mercy on me

>> No.14531399

I would like to debate you on your terrible taste
Chunners and Juri have better legs than Cammy

>> No.14531401

Blanka has the best legs out of all the SF roster.

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>How fucked would you be?
Extremely so in all likelihood, but it'd be worth it.

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Hey guys! A couple of buddies and I are doing a bit of research on the side (don't ask) and we wanted to ask you a couple of questions.

1) What's your age?
2) What's your profession?
2a) What's the profession you WANT to be?
3) If you could pick one, what monster girl species would you want to live with, were they real?
3a) Why?

>> No.14531405 [DELETED] 

These are some very specific questions
Pray tell, what is this project?

>> No.14531407

Yeah she's pretty fantastic.

Sorry anon but Juri is not as great as Chun and Cammy. Although the best out of those three is obviously Chun li.

>> No.14531409 [DELETED] 

What exactly do you intend to do with that info?

>> No.14531411

Imagine the leg locking Anon.

Imagine it.

>> No.14531412 [DELETED] 
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It's a secret. Besides, I said don't ask!

>> No.14531413

Lord grant my pelvis strength.

>> No.14531415 [DELETED] 

You're not really giving any of us a reason to want to give you that info.

>> No.14531416

Oh I am anon, I am.

>> No.14531417 [DELETED] 

A secret, huh? Colour me sceptical

>> No.14531418 [DELETED] 

I'm a little weary of this but I'm doing it
>Groundskeeper at a public park
>Groundskeeper for a professional baseball team
>Jinko/Hellhound/or Echidna that's my top three
>because I want to come home from working all day to the embrace of a loving person who loves me as much as I love them
>oh god I'm so alone...

>> No.14531420 [DELETED] 

But why come to an Indian curry discussion forum to gather data instead of some other place?

You're only making me more skeptical, friendo.

>> No.14531421


Now, are you imagining her as a thick thighed, wide hipped hinezumi or a jinko with dynamite legs and thighs?

>> No.14531422 [DELETED] 

please don't make me call a coin toss in the air for my life

>> No.14531423 [DELETED] 

Rich lazy piece of shit who does nothing but still gets money
Gazer, because they'd probably like the same videogames I like, and because I have no one to share my inner thoughts with in real life, which drives me into a depression that can only be quelled by blogging anonymously on the internet to people I call 'Steam friends'
Also gazers would probably like to sit in front of the microwave waiting for the 5 minutes to pass, something which only I enjoy

>> No.14531424 [DELETED] 

1) Six, if you just go by the leap days my birthday happens to be on. Otherwise, significantly older. I'll let you do the math.
2) Turboencabulator maintenance engineer
2a) Preferably, a Turboencabulator systems consultant, if we're talking about things in my current career scope
3) A phazon matango
3a) Squishy blue boobs that glow

>> No.14531426 [DELETED] 

Insurance agent/property manager
Professional NEET with endless money
Jubjub, because that's who I'm writing about currently.

>> No.14531428

Well now I am and it looks fucking great. I wonder what Cammy would be.

>> No.14531429

Which one?
I'm going with the mouse personally.

>> No.14531432

Yeah I'm going for the mouse too.

>> No.14531433

Chun I'd go hinezumi.
Jinko for cammy.

>> No.14531436 [DELETED] 

Sorry anon, I'm not allowed to post that info here, as you see this isn't my blog.

>> No.14531437 [DELETED] 

>No job
>Hope to work have a medical profession that doesn't require strenuous back work (thanks spinal fusion)
>Any Undead species, or an Undead version of my many favorite living species
>I desire a stable family

>> No.14531446 [DELETED] 
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>1) What's your age?
>2) What's your profession?
>2a) What's the profession you WANT to be?
State Department/CIA/FBI "dude" or possibly a lawyer
>3) If you could pick one, what monster girl species would you want to live with, were they real?
>3a) Why?
I want to love and bully one/meidous are great

>> No.14531447 [DELETED] 

Christ you're all a bunch of youngfags.
Why are you all here instead of fucking bitches at frat parties?

>> No.14531449 [DELETED] 

I don't know why you bother
Unemployed or shitty job (maybe in school, maybe not)
Insert career
Insert MG

I can't see any useful information to be collected or why you'd do it in this thread of all places.

>> No.14531450 [DELETED] 

Because drunk people are the fucking worst. Even worse than babies, and GOT DAMN do I hate babies.

>> No.14531452 [DELETED] 

I dislike drunks.

>> No.14531453 [DELETED] 

> Currently NEET
>Something with computers, or anything with a more scholarly bent.
>Crow tengu
>Because I like them.

>> No.14531456 [DELETED] 

>fucking bitches
Not really my thing

>> No.14531458 [DELETED] 

Because drunk fratboys are horrible company and I desire a meaningful relationship.
You know what they say about things you're unlikely to have.

>> No.14531459 [DELETED] 

-Martial arts instructor. Otherwise NEET
-Any place where I'm not exposed to people.
-Kikimora. Looking for someone kind and gentle who can help me cope with my depression.

>> No.14531460 [DELETED] 


All right, so why aren't you fucking young women that are a bit shy and like mangos and vidya?

>> No.14531462 [DELETED] 

Because where the fuck do you find those?

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>23 (24 in 2 days)
>Slinging food
->Hoping to get into stage work, mainly set design
->Always had a thing for dragon characters. They fill that gap without bringing the full Dragon's alpha bitch attitude. And they're loyal as hell. Plus, who wouldn't want to be a Dragoon?

>> No.14531468 [DELETED] 

I do an engineering course at uni. After much observation, I've come to the conclusion that some dimensional anomaly has altered the fabric of reality for my course, in such a way that girls are physically incapable of enrolling in it.

What do you teach?

>> No.14531469 [DELETED] 

They don't exist or are awful.

>> No.14531471 [DELETED] 

>Martial arts neet
I now have the image of a salamander cracking a joke at a guy picking up the lastest version of MGC's fantasy RPG at a store, complete with waifu shirt, only to end up on her ass after a judo flip.

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>> No.14531476 [DELETED] 

Do you even know where you are? Not to rustle the other anons, but I think the majority of us either lack the desire/ability to find what we want, or hold ideals too high to have. It kind of goes with the whole "wanting to be claimed by MGs" thing.

>> No.14531477 [DELETED] 

Because my self confidence is shit, I get nervous around girls, and I feel like I need to get a job and move out of my parents house before I do things like that.
Young me was an asshat who thought he was Asexual so I've actually never dated.
Also I was dense enough not to notice someone actually had a crush on me at my old high school before I graduated.

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Oh, I'm afraid the corruption shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

From here you will witness the final corruption of the Order and the end of this insignificant rebellion.

It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now...mine.

>> No.14531479

Your nymphomania is your weakness.

>> No.14531480

>corruption shield

>> No.14531482

It looks like that raiju has a harelip.

>> No.14531483

Oh I can take you on, so long as you can't spin.

>> No.14531484 [DELETED] 

Why are you here asking pointless questions?

>> No.14531485

>You, like your father, are now...mine.
Fuck off bitch, I don't want my old mans used goods.

>> No.14531486
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Probably this.

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>I don't know
>They seem really good with giving orders while not being anubis tier so I can have some sort of focus while being with her.

>> No.14531489 [DELETED] 

Walmart Meat Associate
No idea. Nothing seems to fit.

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The fact that Raiju has so little art is criminal. You'd think we'd be able to squeeze more than three images (I'm not counting my shitty MSPaint doodle) out of a walking rape battery.

>> No.14531495 [DELETED] 

Just cause. No reason why. None at all, really. Nope, nothing wrong with me. Completely normal.

>> No.14531496 [DELETED] 

>Grocery Clerk
>Not to sure. Going to school to be a Biologist though.
>This is tough. I like a lot of different species, but tend to go for the more tomboy-like ones.
>Honestly? Probably a mix between childhood crush and my own Mom's personality.

>> No.14531502 [DELETED] 

Nothing impressive. It's some hodgepodge of taekwondo, hapkido, and brazilian jiu jitsu.

There's more of us out there than you think.

>> No.14531504 [DELETED] 

Fuck it

Forensic Accounting
I find them attractive and like cuddle-doms

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>> No.14531508 [DELETED] 

Well there's your problem.

>> No.14531510 [DELETED] 

>Landscaper for Spring and Summer, Baker for Fall and Winter
>I like what I already have
>Because I have a big ninja girl fetish.

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So anons what did you get for christmas?

I got absolutely nothing.

>> No.14531514

But that makes sense. Corruption shield though.

Is it a shield of corruption or a shield from corruption?

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What is this perversion

>> No.14531523

Nothing noteworthy.

Just a leg lamp, a shirt, and a Gamestop card.

>> No.14531525

Money, plenty of new clothes, a gift card, and an external hard drive.

>> No.14531527 [DELETED] 

I now have the image of a thief breaking into your NEET den only to get knocked the fuck out when you take him out.
Then all the little living dolls you have dressed as the best girl from each show start clapping at the sight.

Also, would there be a market for MGs to create living dolls and dress them as waifus from shows so they could be sold to neets?

>> No.14531528

The first thing obviously.

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>> No.14531533
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>You will never run a distellery with you loving hellhound wife and daughterus

>> No.14531534 [DELETED] 

A mixture of techniques? Were you taught it, or did you develop something like that yourself?
I always find myself kind of amazed at people who can develop a new art from several different schools of thought and practices like that.

The real stinger is, there was apparently a 1:4 female/male ratio for the course a few years back. One of them wanted to go into robotics, and we've even got the arduino-controlled robotic hand she donated sitting in one of the offices.
Guess I'll just have to settle for building myself a freaking robotic onahole, or something.

>> No.14531535

Oh, he copied the quote. I feel dumb.

>> No.14531536

Socks and gloves.

>> No.14531538

Why hellhound?

>> No.14531540

Well, better than what happened to Flycatcher's first family.

>> No.14531541

External hard drive, poster frames, some sorely needed new shoes, some clothes, Fury Road on DVD, and some gift cards mainly. Have my birthday on Sunday to score a few more things from.

>> No.14531543 [DELETED] 

>Student/food line
>I'd like to get pranked by a cute catgirl.

>> No.14531544

Why do you remind me of the terrible reality I'm part of?

>> No.14531546 [DELETED] 

Aerospace Engineer.
Can I just sum up with "Perfect to me" rather than ramble on too long?

>> No.14531548

All sith learn of the spin

>> No.14531549 [DELETED] 

24 in 12 days
NEET as fuck
Lost as fuck, Probably something dealing with mechanical or electric engineering.
Probably Medusa
Snakes are cute man. Especially when you put a bunch of them in little hats and have their actions betray her every word.

Fucking 「COMFY」

>> No.14531550

spict hellhound, spicy whisky.

>> No.14531553

I just finished building the Spaceship [Spaceship, Spaceship!] from The LEGO Movie, which is one of the things I got.

It's wonderful.

>> No.14531554 [DELETED] 

>I'd like to get pranked by a cute catgirl
An anon who wants the simple things in life, though that could be dangerous if you ever get your desired profession.

>> No.14531555

Parents left for a 2 week holiday leaving me home alone till they get back. Honestly the best present I've had in years.

>> No.14531558

You could just have a venomous waifu add a bit of kick to whatever you make,

>> No.14531563

Fuck, well I just have to hope my dad bails me out.

>> No.14531564

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please remember to cuddle your waifu at night.

>> No.14531565

Good night and don't be too hungover

>> No.14531566

>Spaceship, Spaceship, Spaceship!
Don't own any lego sets anymore despite still liking them, but that one is very tempting to get.

>> No.14531567 [DELETED] 

Alas, it was taught to me. Now it's my job to teach it to the next generation in spite of my limitations.

>> No.14531568


spicy liquor

spicy family

it's like poetry: it rhymes

>> No.14531576

Christmas is the time to surprise your culturally naive kitsune waifu with presents from Santa on Christmas morning that you secretly placed there while she slept during the night, and then spend the rest of the day cuddling her in her the Christmas sweater you got her.

>> No.14531584

I love LEGO, but generally the high price-point on all but the really dinky sets keeps me away. But I can't resist when it comes to the Spaceships. Gotten one for my Birthday/Christmas for the last several years now. The LEGO Movie one, the Milano from Guardians of the Galaxy last year, and a fighter from The Old Republic the year before that. The LEGO Movie one is really nice since it's got a surprising amount of things going for it.

>> No.14531592

Tea mug, gift cards, and an actual good quality head lamp.

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Nope, rambling is mandatory. Now spill the beans.

>> No.14531600

>tfw still have my collection of almost all of an old lego series
>all stuck in boxes because I have nowhere to display them in my tiny house

>> No.14531604 [DELETED] 

1) Nice
2) Blog
3) M8

>> No.14531612 [DELETED] 

I don't really mind so:

Army Signaller
DND Policy Adviser
I like the smug + cute + fluffy combination they got going on.

>> No.14531613

Well thanks for reminding me! Unfortunately, the art was really good for that too.

>> No.14531617 [DELETED] 

Alright, fine.
Basically, as I said, I think they're perfect. There's the appearance of a delicious brown Goddess, delightfully fluffy paws and tail, and adorable pointed ears. But beyond that, I find their generally prescribed personality to be greatly appealing. I'm horrendous at scheduling my time well, so the description of an Anubis as being the sort who is meticulous and talented at such a task, someone who'd be able to help me better myself; and that I'd want to better myself for, is very attractive. And of course, there's the fairly common linking of them to engineering pursuits. As previously stated, this is the path in life I want to go down, so having someone to share in that with is another factor of their appeal to me; along with the thought of sharing interests and hobbies often associated with those who pursue such a course in life. And that's it roughly.

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This has gotten more replies than any other post in the Monstergirl Threads that I can remember in recent times.

I mean, gee, shouldn't you faggots all be asleep, rather than talking about yourself to some weird-ass "researcher" and his "buddies"?
What's up with you lot? Lonely after Christmas and looking to vent about yourselves?

>> No.14531628 [DELETED] 

Don't worry about it.

>> No.14531631 [SPOILER] 
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She's cumming.

>> No.14531634 [DELETED] 

I really should play EO sometime or another.

>> No.14531636 [DELETED] 

Maybe "he" is a monstergirl testing the water for human to spirit away.

>> No.14531637

>small c

>> No.14531644

God I just want to stick a shotgun in her mouth and pull the trigger.

>> No.14531649

I hate her.

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I always worry about you lot. Baka.

EO3 for the DS is a pretty good place to start. EO4 and EO Untold aren't at all shabby, either. Though, if you want to experience the story and revelations of the first game, it's probably best to stick with Untold's Classic mode before doing its Story mode.

If that's true, it'll be a post-Christmas miracle.

>> No.14531662

Why are you being so rude to your mother?

>> No.14531672

>Still being this autistic over it.
Take it from an actual autist anon, you're being ridiculous.

>> No.14531676

She's not my mother. If she was my mother I would hate her even more.

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>> No.14531685

I want to nurse my Kobold daughteru back to health when she gets the Japanese cold with a good dicking!

>> No.14531690

Not your mother? But she's the woman who give birth to you and raised you, loving you even if you went astray. Or do you like that human faker more?

>> No.14531691

m-my ...mom?

>> No.14531693

>small k

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It's always rabbit season

>> No.14531698

Yes because she's my actual mother.

>> No.14531700

Of course she is. Who else would be?

>> No.14531701

But yesterday they said it was Duck season

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>> No.14531707

Give her chicken soup as well. That stuff is like the antithesis to colds.

>you will never care and dote for your little kobold daughter after she gets ill
>you will never sit her on your lap, wrap a blanket around her, and feed her by hand while you watch TV together

>> No.14531712

This anon knows. If it turns out she's too weak to swallow, I'll just bend down and use my tongue to make sure she gets everything down well. Feeling her tail try it's best to wag in her dizzy, feverish state while I food-kiss her sounds really cute.

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>> No.14531717

That's what that lying baby stealer wants you to think. You were born to a nice moth before a human kidnapped you and brainwashed you.

>> No.14531718

But monstergirls can't birth make kids!

>> No.14531719

When are you going to write about ALL of these scenarios? Properly write, I mean.

>> No.14531723

That's a lie.

>> No.14531726

y-yeah, haha, I don't know who else it could be, of course it's my mom! I love my mom!

>> No.14531728

ALL of them? That's a lot of stuff anon, I'm not sure I remember all of them. Maybe when my current story is done. I have a good feeling people will hate me once I reveal myself though.

>> No.14531730

the "х" is pointless

>> No.14531735


I won't hate you.

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Bunnygirls are a miracle of the god damn universe.

>> No.14531740

I thought it might be, but I wasn't too sure. I don't remember the cyrillic alphabet that well at all.

>> No.14531742

No, I think she's a liar.

>> No.