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Devil bugs are C U T E !

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Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14542967

First for loving Kobold daughterus in every way possible.

>> No.14542968
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>>14542965
Normal human women edition

>> No.14542971

>>14542965
They're not

>> No.14542973
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First for Cheshire waifu best waifu

>> No.14542974
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MGs on an adventure!

>> No.14542975

>>14542968
A cute!
A cute I say!

>> No.14542976
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>tfw your MG waifu starts posting about you on HBG

>> No.14542977

>>14542965
I want to raid a devil bug's panty drawer

>> No.14542979
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>>14542965
I want to encounter a holstaurus in a park late at night who opens her trenchcoat to reveal
topless leaking milk or wearing a shirt and soaking wet with milk!!

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Reminder that spadetails don't go in tailpussies. Especially not in front of Anon!

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good night guys, I'm working late tomorrow can you help me by watering this totally non suspicious bush in my backyard?

>> No.14542988

>>14542976

>Everyone on there thinks you're shit-tier and you have only a handful of good pieces of artwork.
>The number of stories about you are equally low in number.
>But to her you're the best. Something about you just clicked with her and now she's your biggest fan.
>She gets all sorts of commissions of you and also devotes her time to writing stories and learning how to draw.

>> No.14542989

What would your waifu say is the best thing about you?

>> No.14542990
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>>14542965

Even goat girls are better than devil bugs

>> No.14542991

>>14542976
>She stays up late defending your honor,only to go to sleep in a empty bed knowing you will never be real.

>> No.14542992

>>14542989
That I can be counted on to never leave the house.

>> No.14542993

>>14542989
That I'm real. :^(

>> No.14542996

>>14542990
Bleating for a beating.

>> No.14542999

>>14542990
>even goat girls are better
>even goat girls
>even
I don't like what you're implying there Anon.

>> No.14543003

>>14542979
This is why the police have to up their patrols at night. Boys are getting so filled with milk that they can't eat for the rest of the day.

>> No.14543005

>>14542989
Heck if I know.

>> No.14543007
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bullying flat girls, especially their swollen nipples and areolas!!!

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>>14542989
That I'm getting /fit/ for her!

>> No.14543009

>>14542989
No clue.

>> No.14543010
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>>14542965
Can JOHJ's be trained to be ninja maids that hide under your fridge, inside your pantry, and behind your stove?

>> No.14543012
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>>14542975

You betcha

>> No.14543014

>>14543008
10/10
Would impregnate.

>> No.14543016

>>14543010
Don't touch that anon, touching that is a mistake.
It'll eat'cha.

>> No.14543019

>>14543008
Same here anon. Seriously I shouldn't feel this proud of being able to lift 100 pounds on all the gym machines.

It even helps me forget the fact that I'll never get /fit/ with my Oomukade waifu.

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>>14543016
It told me it fell down and needs help getting back up though

>> No.14543024

>>14543020
Help I've fallen and can't get up.

If only some anon would feed me his cock juice so I can get the strength to pick myself up.

>> No.14543025

>>14543003
Why would they need to eat when they're full of nice healthy milk?

>> No.14543027

>>14543020
No anon, no! It's a bad time waiting to happen, it's not worth it! You have so much to live for!

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>>14543024
>>14543027
She's presenting her argument otherwise.

>> No.14543032

>>14543025
Maybe they enjoy not having tummyaches and being able to eat what they like.

>> No.14543034

>>14543032
>having tummyaches
Haha, nerds!

>being able to eat what they like.
They can have all the beef their heart desires. What more could a man want?

>> No.14543035

>>14543031
Those feelers aren't spooky to you? I don't want them to touch me ever.

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>>14543008
>Chest press machine.
Oh, so that's how Minotaurs do it.

The FratMinotaurs at Omega Mu must do their fair share. Unlike those flabby-bellied Holstaurs at Beta Mu.

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>>14543035
I don't think I'd mind, I'm sure mamono mana will make everything better

>> No.14543045

Good night Anons, take care and remember to satisfy your waifus.
Unless you're that guy who lives by me and decided to dump freezing rain on me for the whole day.

>> No.14543047

>>14543037
But I like the flabby bellied holsts as much as I like the fit minos.

>> No.14543050
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>>14543047
Like to bully them you mean?

>> No.14543051

>>14543050
Well, I like to tease them a bit before buying them lunch, yeah.

>> No.14543052

>>14543042
You need a muzzle gag and a straitjacket and a leash for that anon, she's dangerous.

>> No.14543058

>>14543052
She's got nothin'. See?

>tfw have to save pictures of monstergirls under the ゴキブリ tag on pixiv and call them devil bugs

>> No.14543059

>>14543050
Everyone says that like minos aren't just as bullyable. I mean, you wave a piece of cloth in front of their faces and they go fucking nuts. You ever groped a dazed mino after you made her run into a light pole? It's great.

The trick is not getting caught.

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>>14543052

>>14543058
Oops, forgot my picture.

>> No.14543062

>>14543059

I want to bully a Yeti

>> No.14543063

>>14542965
>You will never turn on the kitchen lights at midnight and reveal hundreds of little Cockroach Girls, who all run around in circles panicking, some trying to squeeze under the fridge.

>> No.14543069

>>14543063
>They will never succeed
>ALL of them
>Your brain will never be as full of fucks as the bottom of your fridge
>Your kiki will never see this and clean like she's never cleaned before

>> No.14543070

>>14543058
>>14543061
I don't trust it anon, you need to keep her locked up and pacified, at least in public.

>> No.14543074

>>14543059
>Minotaur swearing and cursing loudly, her tail swishing side to side angrily, as she tries to pull her horns out of the wall she just charged.
>Give her round ass a big, strong slap.
>"AH! WHOEVER THAT WAS, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD WHEN I GET LOOSE! ARRRRGHHHH!"

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>>14543070
Not happening. We're going to the pool, and you know what else? I'm gonna feed her freezie pops.

>> No.14543080

>>14543076
I bet she can't even talk.

>> No.14543081

>>14543074
I want to write my phone number (or potentially the phone number of a guy with a delicate pelvis whom I dislike) on her ass and give it one good slap after she says that. I would be absolutely terrible given free reign in MGC.

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>Miia will never fulton me out while I'm on the job because the scanner says I'm an expert cuddler

>she'll never take me back to mother base

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Look out, there's a dangerous Dragon on the loose!

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>>14543058
She has her own tag y'know

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>>14543080
Close, she speaks moon, so communicating is torture.

>>14543084
True, but then I miss all the pictures of Gokicha and all the roachgirls with no name, like what I'm guessing is a roach kunoichi.

>> No.14543092

Seriously though, I need to know the backstory. Is she somebody's waifu?

>> No.14543101

What do Kikis think of Beelzebubs and Devilbugs?
What if you where to take in a pair of them into your home where your kiki already lives?

>> No.14543112

>>14543101
They're filthy bugs that need to be kept away from master.

>> No.14543119

>>14543101
Well, since you're the master she'll have no choice to accept it. They'll disappear fairly often though and you'll find them naked and chained up in the basement with vibrating dildos assaulting their holes or strapped to various fucking machines in gags and latex gimp suits before your Kiki hastily shoos you away and distracts you. As time goes on (and you won't ever really know how,) they'll become perfect little meidos like your Kiki.

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>>14543101
They only exist where filth is present.

To have a Kiki in house would mean they can't exist there.

...Also can we avoid all these roaches and stuff.

>> No.14543126

>>14543119
Could be worse.

>> No.14543128

>>14543090
Don't forget this
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53830330

>> No.14543136

>>14543124
>tfw your mom is a freak with 2 right hands

>> No.14543137

>>14543124
>Have a Lizardman waifu
>come home one day to see a large Bearded Dragon on your table
>your waifu looks at you and says
>"Look honey my Grandfather came to visit us!"

>> No.14543140

>>14543136
And I bet you do too. Raped and killed anyone's sister lately?

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>>14543136
>>14543137

>> No.14543146

>>14543140
What? No.

>> No.14543147

>>14543137
That sounds pretty amazing, actually.

>Lamia waifu
>family gathering consists of a bunch of beautiful women with snapes draped on them in various (inapropriate) places

>Parrot harpy waifu
>Dad is a bro
>Lets you play pirate with him.

>> No.14543160

>>14543140
That happened in the 80s
>>14543146
What about ~30 years ago?

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>" One jump, ahead of the mousetrap! "
>" One swing, ahead of the claw! "
>" I steal, only what I can't afford! "
>"And that's everything!"

>> No.14543163

>>14543160
I wasn't even alive then anon.

>> No.14543167

>>14543161
She's getting hella tied up and super raped.

>> No.14543169

>>14543167
You have to catch her first!

>> No.14543173

>>14543167
And mega sniffed!

>> No.14543178

>>14542989
That I'm all hers.

>> No.14543180

>>14543169
All I need is some peanut butter and several feet of rope. Maybe a ball gag too.

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>>14542974
I'm totally down with this. What wonders await?

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Coming home from a a relatively short day of work and finding that your wife is hosting the weekly "mommy meetup" where the moms come to chat and kids come to play.

>> No.14543197

>>14543193
The quest to find cute boys to date!

>> No.14543199

>>14543196
Oh joy, I'll be at the garage with the daddies, playing poker.

>> No.14543201

>>14543197
That's boring, can't we have something without a romance sub-plot for once?

>> No.14543202

>>14542989
My intelligence, nihilism and my wicked sense of humor

>> No.14543204

>>14543196
Why do they have to meet up when they all live together to begin with?

>> No.14543205

>>14543193
Snowy mountains, steamy jungles, sandy deserts, and stormy oceans!

>> No.14543207

>>14543199
No, you need to play with the kids so that the other moms go "Oh, he's just so good with kids!~" and then your wife blushes, pats her cheeks, and goes "I know, I know! I love him for it too!"

Don't you know how these things work?

>> No.14543211

>>14543207
Buuuuut pooookeeeer niiiiight~!

>> No.14543214

>>14543205
What about underground caverns full of glowing crystals? We hardly ever go adventuring there.

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>>14543205
>not mossy ruins

pleb adventure spot taste, my friend.

What girl would you take on you adventures as an assistant who later becomes you adventure-wife?

I'd pick Gazer. Good lookout who'd be able to protect us with arcane magic and teach me some to.

>> No.14543231

>>14543219
Minotaur. Strong and fresh milk every day.

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>>14543219
No one else.

>> No.14543245

>>14543243
No you fool! Can't you see she's cast a spell on you!

>> No.14543251

>>14543205
How about a volcano level, or a mechanical fortress?

>> No.14543260

>>14543214
>>14543219
>>14543251
I mean, with adventure anything is possible. Those were just the ones that came to mind right away.

>> No.14543262

>>14543251
>>14543219
>>14543205
>Not the ancient sewers beneath the empire's college of magicks

>> No.14543264

>>14543262
>Not the swamp full of poisonous monsters

>> No.14543266
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>>14543260
Unlimited adventure!

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monster girls are literally the best adventuring companions

>> No.14543273

>>14543271
That's not man's best friend.

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>>14543273
my bad

>> No.14543290

>>14543286
Better.

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>I-is this where I sign up for adventure?
Well anons?

>> No.14543328

>>14543319
>"Yeah, uh huh."

then i shelve her in the reserves because ice is completely ineffective against all the enemies.

>> No.14543331

>>14543319
Recruit.
Make secondary combat lead. And love interest.

>> No.14543369

>>14543062
Tie her arms behind her and hug her so she can't hug you back

>> No.14543370
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Are we back yet

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I should be writing and churning out a new chapter within the next three days, but instead I'm being seduced by satirical fantasy literature and Norwegian crime thrillers. What do?

>> No.14543374

I held my breath the entire time. If I wasn't already undead, this would have been an issue. Also my Wight wife said I looked ridiculous.

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Update on a commission! Aren't sweaters so nice and comfy? I love them!

Also, keep an eye out, later today there'll be a Wock stream!

>> No.14543386
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The site is no longer dead, yay.

>> No.14543387

>>14543383
that color is not flattering on her, I'm sorry

it should be a deeper shade of green to contrast with her deep shades of purple

>> No.14543388

>>14543383
Sweaters are nice enough, but dem feet man.

>> No.14543422

>>14543374
Being an undead's husband sure is nice

You should get into some car accidents to fraud your insurance, easy money

>> No.14543431

>>14543374
>RPing

>> No.14543438
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>M-mastaaaaah~

>> No.14543449

>>14543438
Oh my, my Kiki maid seems to have let despicable rodents in.

Someone is going to get punished with no sex for two days if it isn't taken care of.

>> No.14543476

>>14543438
Urge to sniff rising.

>> No.14543483

>>14543438
>Subtle heart pupils
She's getting headpats.

>> No.14543496

>>14542990
>red eyes
>circular pupils
>horns aren't ridged
>goat
I'm getting the holy water

>> No.14543502

>>14543083
That's just Dumb Dino.

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>>14543496
>implying you wouldn't fuck Satan if she was a cute girl
Don't lie to me

>> No.14543517

>>14543507
>everyone thinks with their dicks

>> No.14543520

>>14543517
Hey Alpmeister, what's with the attitude? Don't like cute girls? Then get out before you get whacked with a stick.

>> No.14543523

>>14543517
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>> No.14543524

>roaches have infested the thread
>people aren't burning and Raiding them
What the hell is going on?

>> No.14543525

>>14543517
Come on, what's the worst thing she would do?
Torment the souls of the dead for eternity? Big fucking deal

>> No.14543530

>>14543524
They're roaching our cocks, if you catch my drift.

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>>14543520
>>14543523
No.

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>>14543219
>sexy mono-eye dancer who you saw performing in a tavern
>she's suspiciously proficient with dark / mind magic
>gradually become more enthralled by her as your journey progresses
>thoughts of completing your mission are slowly asphyxiated by your desire to rape her senseless
>get to the final dungeon before discovering she's a minion of the end boss that was planted to prevent you from finishing your quest
>she turns you into her mind-broken fucktoy

>true end

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New shoggoth art.

>> No.14543575

>>14543572
Why is she upset? Did I do something bad?

>> No.14543581

>>14543575
>she sees your kikimora

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>>14543581
Why would I have one? S-shes just a witch!

>> No.14543600

>>14543581
Good. Shoogoth a shit. This planet is for terrans only. Remove abominations.

>> No.14543601

>>14543600
They were here before us.

>> No.14543612

>>14543600
Anon. This is their home. They seeded the empty planes of fire with life from the Outer, and watched as it grew with maternal joy, forever cleaning after it, until the day man matures to return to their womb.

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She gon' step on you!

>> No.14543619

>>14543614
Okay, but if this gets filmed and someone tries to blackmail me, I'll have you know I have no shame.

>> No.14543621

>>14543601
>live outside this universe
>but they got dibs
Fuck you

>> No.14543624

>>14543612
You gonna need bigger bait fishman.

>> No.14543627

>>14543621
>this person doesn't spend all year at their vacation house
>therefore it's mine and I can kill them if they try to come in
That's what you just said. Typical Kikifag. Tsk, tsk.

>> No.14543630

>>14543627
You would think their second rate maids would be capable of at least teaching them manners.

>> No.14543642

>>14543627
This ain't lovecraft country faggot. Humans are King Big Nuts III Esquire. You want to be a plaything to cosmic garbage that's your brain damage, but don't get uppity, you're a long way from home.

>>14543630
>second rate
>this coming from some fucboi who needs to drive people insane so people see the "greatness" of his so called gods

>> No.14543647

>>14543619
Wow, that's a dirty stereotype.

>> No.14543649

>>14543642
>being this upset
Your Slav waifu is influencing you negatively. Go take a squat and listen to something soothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU

>> No.14543655

>>14543647
If it's just a stereotype, why does it keep happening every time a school girl invites me over?

>> No.14543656

Yandere crow tengus would be the best.

>"Hey Anon! Want to come with me to the bookstore today? They're going to have a new years sale! They even have that rare book that you always wanted to buy! Come on! Hurry up!"
>"Y-You have a promise today? W-What about our study session at your house? That's cancelled too? I guess it can't be helped since you're too busy......"
>"Hey Anon.... it's not a promise with a girl right? I-I'm just curious, that's all!"
>"It's not? That's too bad I guess. Anon, do you have time tomorrow? The sale doesn't end until next week."
>"You promise to come with me tomorrow? No turning back Anon alright? Your puny excuses will not deter our day of fun tomorrow!"

>> No.14543657

>>14543642
You sound quite Irate. Perhaps your "maid" Is failing in keeping your stress levels down. Maybe you should see a shoggoth for some "release", and perhaps she could show your "maid" how it is really done.

>> No.14543661

>>14543649
>breaking out "u mad" already
It's okay, not like I expected anything from someone whose brain is shoggoth goop.

>> No.14543662

>>14543661
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu3i6bjohVY
Guys, I think it's trying to communicate...

>> No.14543664

>>14543657
One post below you, shoggot scat.

>> No.14543665

>>14543661
>not taking a squat and listening to Bandit Radio to sooth your nerves
Oh I see. You're not a kikilover at all. You're just a Salt Golem.

>> No.14543669

>>14543656

>Yandere

You lost me.

>> No.14543670
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14543670

I can be a maid too!

>> No.14543673

>>14543670
Ah, Yetis. What wonderful, adaptable creatures they are.

>> No.14543674

>>14543670
Her eyes look like she got the munchies and she got the mouth to match.

>> No.14543676

>You will never have a muscular amazon girlfriend
>Your screams will never be muffled by her dark muscled thighs as she straddles your face and grinds naked until she gets wet
>She will never immobilize you completely by holding you down by both of your arms while she violently hate fucks you
>She will never hold you while you fuck her standing, wrapping around her and feeling every toned muscle in her body shudder when she reaches climax
Why even live anymore

>> No.14543677

>>14543664
>Rallying this hard against sheer observation and deductions
If you appear to be mad, some one will say that you are. Is that much not common sense, or is your education truly so lacking?

>> No.14543681

>>14542967
Even through the butt?

>> No.14543687
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>>14543665
And now le saltman boogeyman. Yeah we're done here.

>> No.14543689

>>14543656
>a crow tengu doing the approaching
fucking shit

>> No.14543691

>>14543681
ESPECIALLY in the butt.

>> No.14543692

>>14543687
>le
A shoggoth wouldn't let you browse Reddit.

>> No.14543698

>>14543572
You know what would be nice? Fan art of Kikis and Shoggoth vying for there master's attention

>> No.14543700

>>14543677
>it looks like something, it must be something
>making cracks about anyone's inrlrelligence
Laughing Thai ladies.gif

>> No.14543703

>>14543656
>After departing, she begins her works as an archivist again.
>Primarily her work is on your daily life, private or not.
>She especially loves the nighttime livefeed.
>She begins to gain inspiration from the archives
>and by inspiration It's just masturbating to videos of you
>especially your sleeping
>she loves that the most
>She cums her brains out every times she hears you mumble her name in your sleep
>after all the thorough 'inspiration' she begins to edit her greatest work
>a 5000 page autobiography/romance novella of your life
>from birth to death
>it's mostly just the romance novella
>A romantic novel in which she saves you from the evil WHORES and becomes your lover

>> No.14543705

>>14543692
>implying implications

>> No.14543709

>>14543703
Wonder how hard she'd spaghetti if anon found her fanfiction.

>> No.14543713

>>14543703
>birth to death
>to death
>TO DEATH
Fuck.

>> No.14543714

>>14543700
>It looks like something there for it is likely that is is something
>implying such logic is unreasonable.
Occy's Razor, nigger.

>> No.14543715

>>14543703
>5000 pages
>novella

>> No.14543727
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14543727

You're a young freshman in High School, excited to see just what the future has in store! However, right on your first day, a scary Memecat bully threatens you! If you don't have a girlfriend by the end of the day, she's gonna beat the snot out of you using memes! Uh oh! You now must pick one of these four young single Monster Girls to be your new girlfriend! She'll be your girlfriend for life, and after so many minutes we'll post the kind of girl she grows up to be. Good luck, and hope you pick the right girl for you!

>Football Captain Amazon
This tall, delicious brown Amazon is the epitome of sports at Monster Girl High. She's athletic and muscular, and not to mention pretty suave with the boys. Despite this, she's never actually had much of a relationship, being too focused on her sports. If you commit to this girl, you can expect to be taken to parties, loved in some pretty lewd ways, and for her to wrap her sports jacket around you when you're cold. She's kinda proud and haughty, but she'll treat you right, if a bit rough.

>Nerdy Jabberwock Senpai
This 12th Grader Wonderland Dragon is a lot different than your average Jabberwock. She's lanky, kinda short, and no real breasts or ass to speak of (She insists she hasn't hit her growth spurt yet though). She also has big thick glasses that look kind of silly, and braces on all three of her mouths. This combined with her bad asthma and she's practically the most stereotypical nerd you can find. She even acts like one too, she loves reading, writing poetry, and deep down is a bit of a romantic, even if she gets her love stories from hentai.

>Whimsical Freshman Sea Slime
Sustained with magic, she can elegantly float down the halls of the school, humming and singing to herself. Like you, she's brand new to High School, but she has some big plans for the future. She wants to try theatre, she wants to sing, she wants to make people fall in love with her acting. She'd love if you took theatre classes alongside her, and assisted her on set. after all, she is pretty fragile, and can't do many things on her own other than float and sing. If you want a romance so obnoxiously lovey dovey and sweet, she'll be perfect for you.

>Wurm Teacher
This Wurm insists she's a highly educated german scientist who is researching all sorts of super secret military secrets. You can join her if you wish. She's pretty crazy though, I wouldn't recommend it.

>> No.14543730

>>14543714
K

>> No.14543737

>>14543727
I'll take the Jabberwock. I'm missing most of my teeth and hair so we can be a great pair.

>> No.14543742

>>14543727
Gonna have to go with the Wurm Teacher. Amazons aren't my type, I'm not a huge fan of Theater, and I'm not so sure about that Jabberwock.

>> No.14543745

>>14543727
>No good girls
I prepare to bed the meme cat and become the master of memetics. I'll use meme magic to make her a fine wife.

>> No.14543746

>>14543727
[x]Assert Dominance.

>> No.14543748

>>14543727
Sea Slime sounds perfect for me alway wanted to try out theatre class and do theatre stuff

>> No.14543764

>>14543656
>>14543703
I demand tits, can she do that?

>> No.14543766

>>14543674
>Yeti diet: Omnivorous, what don't they eat?
You can cook anything for your Yeti maid, she won't be disappointed

>> No.14543769

>>14543766
>serve her brcolly and okra
>Without cheese
What now faggot?

>> No.14543775

>>14543769

Now who's the monster?

>> No.14543776

>>14543769
>needs more meat
>I will return with elk for dinner, please be ready to eat well tonight master

>> No.14543777

>>14543572
Nice! Best maid.

>> No.14543786

>>14543727
Alright, you've seen the girls in their High School Years, let's see who they grow up to be, and what your fate is if you chose to be with them!

>Lazy Office lady Amazon
The years after highschool and college weren't the best for this Amazon, after a bad accident on the field ruined her promising Football career. Regardless though, she did manage to finish community college and get herself a degree, and now works as a standard Salary Woman. When not at work, she likes to sit at her recliner and watch sports in her panties and shirt. This lifestyle has caused her to put on quite a bit of weight, making her look really really thick. You're a Househusband for her and cook for her as well as fetch her beer. While life's not perfect, she's still just as sweet as she was when you were younger, if a bit fatter. With twins on the way, it looks like your future is bright.

>Voluptuous Jabberwock Librarian
Well, she was certainly right about the growth spurt thing. When it hit her, it hit her hard, and now she looks almost unrecognizable. She's tall, over 6 foot, thick in all the right places, and one huge ass that you just want to sink your face into all day long. She's replaced her goofy glasses with a sleek red pair that she likes to bite the ends on seductively, and her teeth have straightened out, removing her need for braces. inspired by the love poems she's written for you, she decided to become a librarian, as well as a poet. She now runs the small town library, and has published a few books, though none wildly successful. She's however more then content with her life, and loves seeing young boys squirm when they see her bend over. However, they never get to touch, only hear her moans when you plow her from behind a bookshelf, enjoying that tight Wock ass. Unfortunately, she still has asthma problems and will have wheezing fits if you go too hard in her though, be careful.

>Successful Actress Sea Slime
She hit the big times, after high School she was able to secure multiple small roles on cable networks. Nothing big, but we all start somewhere. Slowly, as her success rose, she found herself becoming more and more busy with roles and shows. You yourself didn't get anything beyond small bit parts, but were content to relegate yourself as her manager. Finally, after an argument with a Tanuki executive, she decided to drop out forever from the show business. Had she continued she felt she'd be far too busy to spend time with the people she loves, her family, and you. You live off of the money she made during her brief fame, an have a lovely island home in the Southern coast of the US. She still gets fan letters occasionally, and now teaches at the local High School's acting class. You love sitting out with her on your patio, drinking wine and watching the sun set.

>Invisible Wurm
She made herself invisible by accident. You are now in charge of her. Good luck.

>>14543745
Memecat got cancer and died many years ago, I'm sorry for your loss.

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>>14543727
>>14543786
I want that fat Wock ass.

>> No.14543792

>>14543786
>Invisible Wurm
What.
Hopefully she left her notes around so I can figure out how to undo her accident.
In the mean time, she could coil around me like a suit of invisible body armor. That way, I'll always know where she is.

>> No.14543805

>>14543792
How are you supposed to walk?

>> No.14543811

>>14543805
Very carefully.
If that doesn't work, we could just hold hands until it wears off or we fix it.

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>>14543083
>>14543502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxiG0uF6g1A

>> No.14543821

>>14543786
That's one hell of a growth spurt. Did she just wake up one day and BOOM she's got a huge ass?

>> No.14543829

>>14543786
Sounds like a perfect life. Nice house near a beach with my sea slime waifu next to me and enough money that allows us to live in luxury

>> No.14543830

>>14543786
>Amazon
I'm OK with this.

>> No.14543832

>>14543821
She probably made a deal with the Hathor cult.

>> No.14543835

>>14543820
Man that still gets me.
>>14543832
What kind of deal?

>> No.14543842

>>14543835
Arrange for an accident that'll lead to a formerly fit Amazon to become fat and lazy, and in return the Hathor Cult will give her her dream figure

I'm just speculating though, maybe puberty just hit her like a fucking tank

>> No.14543847

>>14543842
Dear god.

But I guess MG Puberty must bring some major changes.

>> No.14543872

>>14542989
Kind-hearted, hard-working, and quick witted.

Pity that I can't seem to believe a single word of her praise, but that's just me.

>>14543727
Gonna have to go Jabberwock on this...
>>14543786
...and all is right in the world.

>> No.14543886

>>14543786
That amazon needs help losing weight.

Cmon then! I used to run! We can make it if we try!

>> No.14543901

>>14543727
>>14543786
I'm content with that sea slime.

>> No.14543919

I kind of wanna draw requests, but I also want to play vidya gaems. pls help

>> No.14543922

>>14543919
draw a gazer playing CS at an internet cafe in the early 2K years, using her eye-tentacles to spy on everyone else's screens

>> No.14543928

>>14543922
Actually, I think we're good on gazer art for now.

>> No.14543936

>>14543919
Maybe draw a loli Shirohebi chasing a butterfly?

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>>14543919
Busty yandere goth Holstaur in a black lolita wool jacket holding onto a confession letter.
Now how's that for autismally specific?

>> No.14543952

>>14543919

A Kejourou cuddling with her husbando

>> No.14543959

>>14543919
Draw a monster girl playing videogames with a husbando on a lazy Tuesday afternoon, clumsily or not.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamono

>> No.14543965

>>14543919
Sure, you could play some games. Or you could draw a Kraken with heart pupils hugging a human boy. I prefer the latter.

>> No.14543966

gazer stream guys

https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>> No.14543970

>>14543886
Nah, she's too tired to do that, just fetch her another beer, the games about to start.

Although maybe once her kids show an interest in sports, she might coach them. That'll get her out of the TV Room.

>> No.14543973

>>14543966
>3 streams going at once
Wow.

>> No.14543979

>>14543946
Man you're not gonna quit are ya?

>> No.14543981

>>14543727
>>14543786
it was an hard choice between the Amazon and the Sea slime but at the end I am happy to have chosen that slime.
Thanks Memecat.

>>14543966
>spoiler
Great, all the monoeyes need more love.

>> No.14543983

>>14543019
>machines
REEE
'
SS
GOMAD
OATS
and squat lower fagget

Mg's love that manbutt

>> No.14543984

>>14543979
It's been days since I attempted tried to request it though.

>> No.14543988

>>14543984
I hope you get it.

>> No.14543989

>>14543984
Give up.

>> No.14543992

>>14543988
I'm trying my hardest family.
>>14543989
No.

>> No.14543997
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14543997

Would you kindly accept the love of Horse Pussy Kingdom?

>> No.14544005

>>14543992
Just remember, when you get what you want you just want more. More goth MGs.

>> No.14544006

>>14543997
Never.

>> No.14544008

>>14543997
>Sumia
Nah, I'm not into Clumsy Girls.

Tharja as a Lamia, someone! I don't care if the bodystocking would be ridiculous/impossible!

>> No.14544011

>>14543919
A Titania who pats her husband.

>>14543997
But she would never love me anon.
I am not Chrom.

>> No.14544017

>>14544005
I'm not the guy that requested goth MGs though.

>> No.14544020

>>14544008
That spoiler already exists you dork.

>> No.14544021

>>14544017
Oh, well okay.

>> No.14544035

>>14543946
I will try.

>> No.14544038

>>14544035
Bless you.

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>>14543997
Only if she can do the hinokacopter.
I want a Pegasus MG now

>>14544008
Apophis Tharja/Shara would be great.
A Will O Wisp is fine too.

>> No.14544042

>>14544020
And you're not posting it to show up my ignorance because...?

>> No.14544070

So how much do you think people will have to spend to get monster girl robots produced? I guess you can't quite get things like slime girl robots due to physics, but maybe some harpies and other things could be produced.

>> No.14544084

>>14544070
Thousands, possibly millions...

...only to have the project scrapped because of the usual vocal annoyances (sjws, right-wing fundamentalists, soccer moms, etc...)

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http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/0/02/Nautilus_Select.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20120616030110

>> No.14544115

>>14544089
Oh my.

>> No.14544116
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14544116

Just throwing around some more ideas for spehhs. Consider this:
Will-o-Wisps. Can they travel in space? Can people travel in them?

>> No.14544118

>>14544070
I wish humanity could create a macguffin power source of some variety.

>> No.14544125

>>14544041
Where did this come from? I need to sue for the new hole in my pants and my now ruined desk.

>> No.14544129

>>14544116
>Will-o-Wisps. Can they travel in space?
They'd need a magical propulsion system of some sort
>Can people travel in them?
Probably only their husband and the Ignis' that were once his suitors.

>> No.14544131

>>14544041
>Will-o'-the-Tharja
Yes. That would be lovely.

>Lamia Onee-san
Also good.

>>14544070
Well, it'd depend upon a number of factors. iirc from a magazine article a couple years back, a simplistic humanoid android could be thrown together from parts lying around various groups for some ~$2mil. That was for 75% of a person.

And that's just a regular human. Now, factoring in the cost of larger and more numerous body parts, and the technological development creep, by the time technology has advanced to the point that people could commission custom androids for whatever purpose, they'd probably go for about $1 million, at the very least.

>> No.14544134

>>14544116
They could, but how would they propel themselves? I would think they would be fairly slow, but I'm no space scientist.

>> No.14544136

>>14544129
>magical propulsion system
As far as I'm concerned, the fact that those lanterns defy gravity means they have something like that.
>Probably only
Don't be a negative nancy now.

>> No.14544141

>>14544070
When we'll be dead.
It doesn't matter though, since we'll find the portal to go to KCworld.

>>14544084
>(sjws, right-wing fundamentalists, soccer moms, etc...)
Maybe, it's just me, but now I find that no one cares about SJWs anymore.

Makes me wonder what will happen when MGE will be released in the West though, since we have already seen some sjws complaining.

Maybe some soccer moms, religious people complaing about demons, succubi, alps, lolis and all.

>>14544116
Maybe. They would not have a problem to breath since they are dead. They would probably travel only with their husbands though.
Please consider Mindflayers and Shoggoths too.

>>14544125
>>14544131
Happy that you enjoy it anons.
We need more FE MGs.

>> No.14544145

>>14544136
Wisps are the negative nancies. and I'm only stating a realistic scenario

>> No.14544149

>>14544141
>Maybe, it's just me, but now I find that no one cares about SJWs anymore.
It's just you.

>> No.14544152

>>14544141
>Please consider Mindflayers and Shoggoths
Didn't I already say that the captain of the ship the story follows is a Flayer? I think I did. not that you'd know who I am on an anonymous imageboard, but anyway. But consider them considered.

>> No.14544158

>Egg based daughteru is hatching
>She breaks a piece off and you see her eye looking out
>She sees you and your waifu
>immediately hides herself in fear
How do you react?

>> No.14544174

>>14544149
So theystill have some influences?
Goddamn.

>>14544152
Ah ok.
I remember that I asked in the other thread a Mindflayer Overlord.
Thought that you were an another anon, sorry.

>> No.14544177

>>14544158
Did the waifu scare her?

>> No.14544183

>>14544158
Take her out for a hug.

>> No.14544193

>>14544174
>an another anon
Can't think of anyone else plotting a space story.

>> No.14544198

>>14544158
And now we play the waiting game.

Fear twofold since daughteru's hand might look like that Jurassic World egg hatching hand.

>> No.14544208

>>14544158
Kiss her so like this, she goes awawawa.

>> No.14544214

>>14544141
We can at least go for the VR world while we live. We just need to rely on Japan since the rest of the world is never going to make any VR world with women inside because it would be objectifying them.

>> No.14544218

>>14544141
>since we have already seen some sjws complaining.
We have?

>> No.14544232

>>14544214
Can't wait to painstakingly create monster waifus to mod into summer lesson.

I want to teach a cute ryu English.

>> No.14544237

>>14544218
An artist called lilirulu was bitching about MGE being shit because the setting doesn't allow gay people.

Not surprised seeing this is the artist who draws deviantart tier landwhales and futa.

>> No.14544242

>>14544232
>You will never teach a cute Ryu english.
>The first words she uses on her own without provocation will never be a stammered 'I love you'

>> No.14544248

>>14544214
i dont even know why western gamemakers care about the femnazis.

japanese gamemakers literally laugh at them and make their game more "sexists" everytime and nothing happens, sales keep happening.

so why in fucks sake do western devs listen to them. i bet if some made a booblicious game hell would break lose(in the unimportant space of the blogs), yet it would sell like warm bread

>> No.14544257

>>14544248
>so why in fucks sake do western devs listen to them
Western devs a bunch of bitches

>> No.14544258

>>14544248
>japanese gamemakers literally laugh at them and make their game more "sexists" everytime and nothing happens, sales keep happening.
Not lately, look at DoA and SF5.

>> No.14544259

>>14544248
>so why in fucks sake do western devs listen to them
They really shouldn't, the playasia situation proved that feminist bloggers and their hipster beard white knights are not the target audience.

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>>14544232
>>14544242
Ryus are studious creatures.

>> No.14544268

Can Wisps and Ghosts produce milk?

>> No.14544272

>>14544237
Oh. I thought you were talking about SJWs bitching about the MGE translation.

Not an artist who likes to complain about it despite doing fanart for it and not even being as good as the thing she complains about.

>> No.14544274

>>14544248
Hell if I know.
I'm the grump of my group of friends but they at least admit that my complaints of things tend to have better reasons than one of their SJW friends who just get mad for no reason.

>>14544262
That they are, just watch out for wurms in disguise.

>>14544268
Nah, they can make pretty good spirits though.

>> No.14544282

>>14544274
>wurms in disguise
Wurms are natural linguists, they can make love and in every language!

>> No.14544284

>>14544237
Hey, it allows faggots, it just gives them a shiny new girl body so they can actually fuck men the way the chief god intended.

>> No.14544289

>>14544282
>A wurm will never wrap you up in her coils and, with a smile, say in perfect French cheese omelet.

>> No.14544295

>>14544289
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!

>> No.14544298

>>14544284
That's actually the part that analpains Lilirulu.
That, and the fact the setting doesn't allow adultery.

>> No.14544300

>>14544242
>>14544262
>got a new job teaching English in Japan
>your first day on the job you're led to a very traditional house with tatami floors and sliding doors
>the door opens to reveal a pretty young ryu with shining blue scales and long horns
>"H-herro Teacher..."
>she's blushing the whole time, struggling with the smallest things
>she gradually starts to figure things out as you visit each week
>she gets very attached to you as her teacher, quickly starting to prepare for your arrival each week by making snacks
>once you move on to the more advanced texts, she starts waiting for you on the porch and waving when you pull up
>after a year of mentoring and study, she surprises you while you're sitting down for a fresh-baked red bean bun
>she asks if you will take her to the autumn festival, stumbling over her words only once
>of course you agree
>you wait a few mintues before being stunned when she comes out in a traditional festival kimono
>you spend a night playing with fireworks, trying out all sorts of snacks, and playing traditional festival games until it's dark out
>you decide to rest on a hill overlooking the festival
>"I... teacher?" she stammers, surprising you.
>"I r-...lo..." she's tripping over her words just like when you first met
>"Ai loafu..."
>you ask her to try again, slower
>"I...love... you!"
>she pulls you in and wraps her tail around your ankles for the tightest hug of your life

Ryus are love.

>> No.14544302

>>14544295
That it may, but I doubt you want to say that when a wurm's got you in her coils.

>>14544298
So them getting a better chance at finding a husband and higher fidelity rates anger them?

They are silly people.

>> No.14544303

>>14544302
If a Wurm had me in her coils, I wouldn't need words.
Only tickles. I'd tickle her so much

>> No.14544304

>>14544298
Oh, I know, I read that garbage. But it's really funny because by her own SJW beliefs, she should be totally happy with alps, because they're just like her precious trannies. Someone should try telling her she's transphobic and watch her try to logic her way out of that spiral

>> No.14544305

>>14544298
I maintain that I think her point was more that the MGE implies human girls are just inevitably cheat.

But either way, who cares?

>> No.14544308
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>>14544300

>> No.14544313

>>14544303
>what my arm?
>oh my little wurm is 8 already
>they grow up so fast, before you know it they break your arm just because your tickling them
>pain? in my heart maybe

>> No.14544316

>>14544304
Lets be honest.
She call that person a troll, block them, and pt herself on the back for 'making the internet a safer place,'

>> No.14544318

>>14544116
Okay, another idea: governments. Is there an interplanetary hegemony, or are planets independent? Or are individual colonies on each world governed independently? Who has the power? Are there exiting discussions about taxation on Tanuki Federation thingamajiggers like in everybody's favorite prequel trilogy?

>> No.14544324
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14544324

Having a harem must be rough at times.

>> No.14544332

>>14543970
No, this is unacceptable. Unhealthy body unhealthy mind!

Plus being a fatass drinking beer is how someone becomes an abusive alcoholic. I gave up my hopefully career to be a house husband, something I hate, and damnit I'm not getting stuck with some ball of fat.

Work your ass amazon, its for your own good

>> No.14544336

>>14544324
That artist needs a lot of practice.

>> No.14544345

>>14544336
Indeed they do, their heart's in the right place though and I saved it because my Barometz folder feels empty.

>> No.14544367

>>14544300
>"Ai loafu..."
Of bread?

>> No.14544374
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14544374

Water Wurm please go home.

>> No.14544375
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14544375

>Reverse image-search a file from the thread
>Find some dark corner of the internet "chan" dedicated to pregnancy fetishes
>See this

Where's a mindflayer when you need one?

>> No.14544376

I want a Sphinx to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to be unable to ask riddles due to laughing so hard!
When the hilarity is over, I want her to become obsessed with a new riddle!:
"Why does that guy have such a tiny penis?!"

>> No.14544382

>>14544198
Listen, as long as she has social interactions, you should be fine.

>> No.14544393

>>14544248
>so why in fucks sake do western devs listen to them.

I think it is because of the magic of video game economics. If you remove sexism, you will sell more games to people who hate sexism. Since you can't measure lost sales due to removed sexism, there is no countable losses. Hence the math says you gain sales and lose nothing.

I wonder how much monster a thing has to be to pass femnazi definition of what a woman is. My gut feeling is that boobs is female and may not be attached to any other monster.

>> No.14544400

>>14544375
Huh?

>> No.14544406

>>14543266
He's either really stupid to fall for that, or really smart doing on purpose.

I'd fall for it on purpose.

>> No.14544408

>>14544300
This is cute, but wouldn't there be an age gap

>> No.14544417
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14544417

And that's one commission down.

>> No.14544418

We need a Monster Girl Robin Hood, and she can't be an Elf because that'd be too obvious. What are our options? She has to look good in tights.

>> No.14544422

>>14544417
Wow, is that by Setz or something?

>> No.14544427
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14544427

And a heart pupils version.
>>14544422
Yes, actually.
If you're looking to commission somebody, definitely consider Setz, he's really fast and affordable.

The other commissions are still in progress

>> No.14544434
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>>14544041
I have this from last summer.
And this: http://i.imgur.com/w2i0XNO.png

>> No.14544435

>>14544427
Excellent, since I've gotten stuff from him in the drawthreads before.

>> No.14544439
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14544439

I tried. I can't into hands.

>> No.14544443
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14544443

>>14544439
Bitch even I'm better than you!

>> No.14544445

>>14544439
Thanks man, I'll take it.

>> No.14544454
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14544454

Who /BigFatSpadetails/ here?

>> No.14544460
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14544460

>>14544454

>> No.14544462

>>14544417
>>14544427
It feels like she's staring into my soul.
>>14544443
Alp please.

>> No.14544463

>>14544454
I like 'em.

>> No.14544465

>>14544434
Lovely sneks.

>> No.14544466

>>14544454
Th-That's a really big spade tail

>> No.14544474

>>14544418
Pally and Yeti travel the lands already, helping strangers wherever they may be

>> No.14544475

>>14544474
But neither of them wears green tights, roaming around the forest looking for fights!

>> No.14544494
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14544494

>>14544454
Thick spade tails?
Well here's one.

>> No.14544495

>>14544454
I love them.
Great for teasing and wrapping around you for tighter hugs.

>> No.14544503

>>14544494
>tfw no busty muscular onee-san type Lilimfu

>> No.14544504

>>14544475
No, But I saw a grizzly girl and a fox girl who did the other day.

They kept saying something about some Jinko named Joan being a bully and not letting them have fun.


And then they stole my wallet.

>> No.14544505

>>14544494
Why is Haohi corrupted? Why is Haohi wearing socks?

>> No.14544510
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14544510

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mByDcrNSV0

>TFW a Wight/Vampire will never tell you a corpse should be left well alone before making you cry bitch tears with hemomancy and katana shenanigans

>> No.14544511

>>14544460
I want this.

>> No.14544516

>>14544510
She can take me then and there if she pleases.

>> No.14544525

>>14544475
But they'll give you a hug, a hand, and a carry, one smites evil and the other is a Yeti

>> No.14544528

>>14544454
>>14544494
A-as long as they stay out of my ass I love them.

>> No.14544529

>>14544510
>Crying bitch tears
>Being defeated at all
What are you, a beta faggot?

>> No.14544551

>>14544427
Who else did you commission?

>> No.14544561

>>14544505
>Why is Haohi corrupted?
Because she's a literal whore.

>> No.14544565
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14544565

>"Bend over Anon"

>> No.14544567

>>14544565
No.

>> No.14544571

>>14544551
Well, jay87k, and I still have to talk a little bit with bupiti and foggysilver. Maybe one or two others if I still have money when all of these are done. I probably won't.

>> No.14544577

>>14544561
That's true.
Offering footjobs to ugly motherfuckers for dosh and blow.

>> No.14544579
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14544579

>>14544417
>>14544427
Miia Lover and Gaze Lord should face off in real life.

>>14544434
You shouldn't have handed it over so easily comrade.

How will anon ever learn to type "Tharja Lamia" into google now!?

>> No.14544586
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14544586

>>14544510
I literally beat Maria first try with no help.

Comically I actually died to that semi-easy boss(es) fight just before her.

Ludwig and Kos or some say Kosm were significantly harder.

>> No.14544587

>>14544565
So you can use that syringe to inject your venom into my left butt cheek while I'm not looking?
Did you think I was that careless!?
I mean, I'll do it, but you're still footing the bill for it.

>> No.14544592
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14544592

>>14544586
>Spoiler

>> No.14544595

>>14544592
awoo

>> No.14544599

>>14544586
The Living Fayylures had a cool theme though.

>> No.14544601
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>>14544595

>> No.14544617
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>>14544592
>>14544601
If only you were a grill, everyone would have loved you even more.

Right after strangling the shit out of you for aggravating them.

>> No.14544618
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14544618

>>14544617
We'll always have the best Souls waifu.

Fuck you she's a qt 3.14, MG'd or not.

>> No.14544627

>>14544618
The Doll and Eileen are much better.

>> No.14544632
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14544632

>Phanaxial is doing this for free
Gazerfag must know some jew magic or something.

>> No.14544635

I want to ask a Raiju to show me how good she can spin

>> No.14544638

>>14544627
I want Eileen as a crow tengu. Not the shitty yandere kind though.

>> No.14544653

Here's just an idea of what the next commission will look like.
http://a.pomf.cat/ghjehv.png

>>14544579
I don't want to fight anybody, especially cool people. Unless it's a cool fight with cool smirks and cool punches and a friendly fistbump afterwards.

>>14544632
Melon is cool, his streams are fun.

>> No.14544659

>>14544434
I wasn't the anon who asked for a lamia Tharja but thank you.

>>14544125
Found it in /feg/

>> No.14544661

>>14544653
Nice to see more emphasis on thighs.

>> No.14544662

>>14544528
>not wanting to be immobilized in the wing cocoon of a tall Lillim as she pumps he big fat spadetail in and out of your ass

You gay son

>> No.14544664

>>14544125
I remember that it was drawn on /v/ at some point.

>> No.14544666

>>14544662
So long as it's not one of those OC Lilims I'd be up for it. Because fuck them.

>> No.14544667

>>14543727
Amazon

>> No.14544669

>>14544662
Good job assassinating my erection faggot.
I was just thinking of ways a Succubus type could use her tail to make a faux-onahole a la that one Kraken tentaclepussy.

>> No.14544670
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14544670

>>14544632
>Gazer thighs

>> No.14544683

I wonder if Gazers are capable of polymorphing their "tail" and eyestalk portions into something of a far more manageable size, like something resembling a bunnies tail.

>> No.14544686

>>14544667
After reading >>14543786, you sure you want her?

>> No.14544695

>>14543919
>>14542979

>> No.14544700

>>14543919
why not draw lizardgirl and salamander playing competitive games
like some arcade shark monstergirl(s)

>> No.14544701

>>14544632
I want to spank that Gazer butt.

>> No.14544705

>>14542979
>you will never be forced breastfed by a monstergirl
Not that drawfag by the way.

>> No.14544707
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14544707

>>14544686
>Thick Amazon salary woman
>Househusband
>Twins

>> No.14544710
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>> No.14544711

>>14543919
Shit I'm really late to this, but what do you even like?

>> No.14544712

>>14544707
Are you sure you can handle that life?

>> No.14544716

>>14544710
What's the matter?

>> No.14544718
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14544718

happy wanwan
happy wanwan jr.

Gee, anon, you're a good dad! Keep it up and live a long happy life with your family!

>> No.14544719

>>14542979
I might steal this.

>> No.14544722

>>14544707
Are you good at fetching beer and her favorite gameday hat?

>> No.14544723

>>14544718
I have never seen that woman in my entire life.

>> No.14544726

>>14544718
I don't like the context here man, not after last thread.

>> No.14544732

>>14544718
Oh, you don't even know anon. You don't even know.

>> No.14544734
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14544734

>>14544726
that was an alternate world-line where things went bad

>> No.14544737
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>>14544718

>> No.14544743
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>>14544579
I don't really commission that much stuff since Miia has been getting plenty of art from the anime

A better matchup would be Jabberfag and Gazerfag

But i don't want to see other waifufags fight

>> No.14544751

>>14544718
I wonder if they've talked about dicking the daughteru yet.

>> No.14544758

>>14544743
Cue the 'no fighting' picture.

>> No.14544772
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14544772

>>14544758

>> No.14544774

>>14544707
What an alp.

>> No.14544776

>>14544743
I still can't get over the fact our two MGE waifufags like girls that have tentacles with facial features on them, I mean talk about a coincidence

Perfect rivals

>> No.14544791

>>14544434
No body stocking but...this, this is nice.

>> No.14544794

>>14544510
/Salamander too. Don't forget that.

>> No.14544811

https://picarto.tv/VCRCyzir

Another Monster Girl art stream, feel free to hop in!

>> No.14544813

guys i need to up my sperm count for my waifu, currently i shoot a quarter spurt and when i go again i dont even shoot enough to overflow my uncut penis.

this seems highly dissapointing for those with a high appetide

i forgot which supplements where usefull, maybe zink and magnesium? i dont know how much though

>> No.14544814

>>14544811
>https://picarto.tv/VCRCyzir
why would you disable guest chat?

>> No.14544815

>>14544811
Is that a Wock?
Where do you find these streamers anyways?

>> No.14544816

>>14544813
Zink is yes, not sure about the other one

you can probably find it by looking for /fit/'s cum guide

>> No.14544820
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14544820

Stinky NEET snake!

>> No.14544823

>>14544811
Oh hey, you're the guy that was streaming Tamamo the other day.
>>14544815
>Where do you find these streamers anyways?
If you sub to artists on tumblr they usually post their stream when they go live. There's a fair few that draw mge stuff or at least take requests.

>> No.14544825

>>14544820
Nice butt I guess.

>> No.14544838

Don't they get offended for being called monsters

>> No.14544844

>>14544838
Maybe, I don't know.

>> No.14544847

>>14544838
They prefer Mamono American

>> No.14544851

>>14544716
Nothing of import.

>> No.14544852
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>>14544838
>You'll never have this conversation with your lover

>> No.14544853

>>14544816
ooh, care to post it. just slap a succuslut to the side and its thread related.

>> No.14544855

>>14544838
In KC world they are monsters in the most literal sense though. They were all sorts of weird beasts before the current demon lord took over and turned them into monster girls.

>> No.14544857

>>14544838
Don't think about such things too hard anon. In general we always refer to them based upon names we tangentially assigned them. It's not like in fuckin' Halo or something with a huge, infinitely fleshed out back story that gives every alien a "Human Name" and an actual name.

>"What the fuck is that monster called?!"
>"Well, we don't quite have a name for it...but once, a horde of similar creatures were known as the Gorgon Sisters. So perhaps simply a Gorgon?"
>"Oh, or even just Medusa, since she was the most famous of them?"

As no one ever really thought to ask "What would they call themselves?" either make something up to set your mind at ease, or just don't think about it. Or just go with Crab/Seven Sea's hand-wave "Liminals".

>> No.14544860

>>14544712
I am.

>>14544774
Alp? Where?

>> No.14544869
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>>14544853
This isn't the one i remember

it had a lot of trials done

but i think the results are the same

>> No.14544885

>>14544869
Bit of kegal exercise and a couple hours edging and I can jizz a good 3-feet straight up.

>> No.14544890

>>14544860
But amazons can get rambunctious, especially if they're twins.

>> No.14544911
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>TFW there is no greater love than from ones' self

>> No.14544917

>>14544890
Well it's not like I will be alone, there's also their mother.

>> No.14544924

>>14544494
Who is that shadowy figure?

>> No.14544926

>>14544917
But raising kids is a man's work.

>> No.14544930

>>14544924
Another faggot monsterboy.

>> No.14544939

>>14544930
Yeah, but whose? I don't recognise it, atleast with most OCs, like whorehi the cuckangel you know who they are and where they're from.

>> No.14544951

>>14544939
Don't know or care tbqh famiglia. Haohi, Magma-Tits are the kind of ilk I could give two shits less about.

>> No.14544952

>>14544939
One of them is .less' whipped self-insert.

>> No.14544953

>>14544951
Does any one know?

>> No.14544958

>>14544939
Who cares

>> No.14544959
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>>14544951
I like Magma-Tits' design in all honesty.

>> No.14544965

>>14544959
I like the design and concept, I honestly saw nothing wrong when I read it. We need more like it, twists on the same old.

>> No.14544966

>>14544885
i bet you would have so much more chance in MGH then me :<

they would be able to sense the amount of ssperm your balls generate and just pass me by knowing i would only give them a quarter squirt.

>> No.14544967

>>14544820
Nice anon!

>> No.14544969
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14544969

So we have hot dog, but when do we get a cold dog?

>> No.14544972

>>14544965
Was that the story where the warrior woman willingly became a monster girl? We need more stories like that.

>> No.14544974

>>14544969
Fenrir?

>> No.14544975
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>>14544969

>> No.14544976

>>14544969
I second this call for more fenrir.

>> No.14544977
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14544977

>>14544969
We have a Frosthound.

But I'm still looking for that Hellhound with the purple and black color scheme, the Death-hound.

>> No.14544979

>>14544972
Yeah, after getting her ass handed to her

>> No.14544980

>>14544959
Yeah man I totally love hamfisted recolored Akantor girls. Totally.

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>>14544977

>> No.14544998

>>14544980
I think it looks okay.

>> No.14544999
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>>14544977
Only two I've got that fit that descriptions.
I have another one thats more purple and light grey, though.

>> No.14545002

>>14544979
Yeah I liked that change of pace. I like the idea of women willingly monsterizing.

>> No.14545004

>>14544994
Thank you. The perfect pet for the Undead household.

>> No.14545016

>>14542989
My abnormally high libido and my cuddling fetish

>> No.14545023
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14545023

>>14542989
At least you don't screw up all the time.

>> No.14545027
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>>14544743
I was more referencing your wanton abandon of blowing cash on stuff.

Besides the world was built on fighting. Often over women...

>> No.14545039

>>14545027
Over half of MGQ's girls are nightmare machines.

Unless there's some way for me to gain experience and level up. I'm going to be running and hiding a lot.

>> No.14545045

>>14545002
Yeah, and she used the shittiest OC character in existence to do it.

>> No.14545046

>>14542989
>>14545023
I'd probably get some points for being punctual and sticking to her schedules.

>> No.14545050

>>14544911
Would lonely Anon divide himself into separate male and female entities and proceed to fuck and cuddle his monstergirl half?

>> No.14545054

>>14545027
>>14545039
Any MG universe would make me want to run and hide. Even MGC.
>>14545045
Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way?

>> No.14545055

>>14542989
She finds my insecurities endearing instead of off-putting.

>> No.14545064
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14545064

>your parents will never hire you a Kikimora as your wet nurse and personal maid
>she will never raise you to be her perfect master/husband with your parents blessing

>> No.14545065

>>14542988
>tfw you got really popular early on due to a decent design and lack of objectionable traits
>popularity led to tons of content, which led to more popularity in an ever increasing cycle
>till people got sick of you
>now nobody likes you since you were spammed so much
>the handful who do don't talk about you because of the way the rest see you
>tfw you're a meme boy

>> No.14545069

>>14542989
I'm trying to find something and I can't and It's making me sad.

>> No.14545070
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14545070

>>14545050
That's not even a question anon.

>> No.14545071

>>14545055
Is she an Amazon or something?

>> No.14545073
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14545073

>>14542989

>> No.14545076

>>14545070
The other doppelganger fight was better

>> No.14545077

>>14545039
Only good ones in MGQ were the harpies everything else sucked

>> No.14545078

>>14545064
Too good for this world

>> No.14545083

>>14545071
A Kikimora.

>> No.14545086

>>14545083
Same thing.

>> No.14545087

>>14545050
I'd do it, but it'd be pretentious to attempt it/comes off as a Tulpafag sort of fantasy.

>> No.14545116
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>>14545076
This doppelganger fight is the only reason I downloaded MGQ

>> No.14545119

>>14545116
Glad I'm not the only one

>> No.14545149 [SPOILER] 
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14545149

>only playing MGQ for the addon doppel fight

Come on meow.

>> No.14545152
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>>14545064
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_mpaF5-SlU
>"Chim chimney chim chimney chim chim cher-ee."
>"A Kiki is a happy, as happy can be."
>"Chim chimney chim chimney chim chim cher-oo."
>"My 'love' will rub off, when I shake hands with you."

>> No.14545169

>>14542965
>>14540563
what the heck is going on
who is saying what
I don't understand

>> No.14545170

>>14545152
Kiki a lewd slut.

>> No.14545174

>>14545152
Or blow me...

...a kiss, and that's lucky too.

>> No.14545196

>>14543178
This anon gets it.

>> No.14545210

>>14545054
Nah, that one blue dressed Lilim that pretends to be mostly pro-choice in a very black and white world that KC likes to show off.

>> No.14545213

>>14545152
>Suddenly hearing Ms. Kiki singing 'Feed the Birds'

Fuck me, man.
I didn't need these feels.

>> No.14545221

>>14545213
You fuck.

I hate you.

>> No.14545237

>>14545210
Okay okay.

I just want more "woman chooses to be MG" stories,

>> No.14545248

>>14545237
Too many people would complain.

>> No.14545249

>>14545210
It's not black and white at all. There's so many shades of grey you could write a shitty twilight fanfiction about it.

>> No.14545277

>>14545152
what do their feet look like?

>> No.14545289

>>14542965
>>14540940
tell me where I can find this. I beg of you.

>> No.14545293

>>14545248
When won't they complain?

>> No.14545297
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14545297

>>14545277
I wish someone would ask KC how they work.

>> No.14545299

>>14545289
seconded, forgot to ask last thread.

>> No.14545305

>>14544408
Age gaps don't mean much in MG land, since most MG's have very long lifespans. What is a 20 year difference in age to a creature build to love, who is likely to reach serveral hunderds years if not thousands in age? That's not to mention the whole sexually active at really young ages thing.

>> No.14545316

>>14544374
Hi, Miss Water Wurm!

>> No.14545322
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>>14544939
My teacher.
I kinda the character representing him up a bit.
He's the super serious type always interested in furthering his studies and improving his abilities.
He whips me a lot too ;~;
Joking aside, it's just a fun little thing. He's drawn injuring my lilim often for goofing off or flirting with him.

>> No.14545325

>>14544417
>>14544427
Honestly, it feels like the quality is rather lacking. With that I mostly mean the face, It looks off.

I'm saving it anyway

>> No.14545332

>>14545293
When it's done by a competent writefaggot/somebody in power so they don't get their privileges restricted.

>> No.14545338

>>14545152
That Kiki looks lewd

>> No.14545339

>>14545332
>somebody in power so they don't get their privileges restricted.

Sorry you lost me.

>> No.14545347
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14545347

>>14545322
>monsterboy OC mary sue

Let's just end this reply chain here.

>> No.14545350

>>14545322
He doesn't seem to be enjoying that very much

>> No.14545371

>>14545322
There was an abusive teacher at the school one of my friends studied at, too.

Needless to say, he isn't teaching there now. He isn't teaching at all, which is probably for the best.

>> No.14545385

>>14545077
You forgot Mermaids, those aren't too bad either not counting that NTR with Luka.
But harpies are by far your best bet in MGQ.

>> No.14545399
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14545399

>>14545322
>Monsterboyshit

>> No.14545417

>>14545322
I don't know what's worse, the image or what you wrote

>> No.14545423
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14545423

With the wish to save her Master's from harm!
With the dream for the perfect Master!
With the greatest passion for cleaning ever to exist!

Super Kiki shall save her Masters day!

>> No.14545433
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14545433

>>14545322

>> No.14545443

>>14545423
Believe me, Kiki... You're the only one who cares...

>> No.14545449
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14545449

>>14545423
>oh master, I thought I would try something new!
>I found these delightful little mushrooms growing beneath the tree in your yard. I hope you liked them in your tea.
>hmm? I'm glowing, you say? oh dear, master! you always were such a card!
>oh my. master, your eyes. were they always so... big?
>I fear I may have made a mistake...
>what do you mean, I'm a rainbow?
>I most certainly do NOT have a mountain for a face! goodness!
>and I am not a flaming eagle, either! Hmph!
>please, master, have a seat, I'll fetch your cigars... oh, goodness.
>looking up my petticoat like that... the nerve!
>I bid you good night, sir! How rude.

>> No.14545488

>>14545449
>It's my fault I'm doing crazy shit when she drugged me

Replace her with a younger kiki of rainbow colors!

>> No.14545495

>>14545339
>>14545339
Not for you to understand.

>> No.14545507
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14545507

Good evening Master! Did you enjoy the snacks I prepared for you? Please remember to take care of yourself Master. Make sure to go to bed on time and make sure not to stress yourself too much!
I know you are already doing your best, don't push yourself too far.

I believe in you Master, as a maid and as somoene who deeply cares for you.

>>14545443
That's not true Master. I'm sure there other people in the world who do care for you.
But Master, if you feel lonely, you really should seek out some more interaction with others. Being lonely truly is a curse which no one deserves.

So Master, if that is really true, then you must promise me to perform atleast one action tommorow that puts you closer to making a new friend. Why not head into town, or seek out a penpal? I'm sure you can come up with something!

>>14545449
Oh dear.

>> No.14545508
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14545508

Do Oomukades have venom glands on their backs?

If so I like the thought of sitting on her tail and tracing the glands on her back with my tongue.

>> No.14545512

>>14545488
Old timey English maids might not even be aware of the existence of psychedelics. She must have thought you had been partaking in opium cigars along with your colleagues and were getting a little rambunctious.

>> No.14545517

>>14545507
My maid is a Shoggoth though, so you better keep looking for your master.

>> No.14545521
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14545521

>>14545443

>> No.14545522

>>14545508
I see.

>> No.14545532

>>14545521
I want to cuddle a yuki-onna until I get frostbite.

>> No.14545540

What do you think would be your waifu's favorite fast food restaurant?

>> No.14545542

>>14545507
>>14545517
Kiki maids are the worst, making people feel bad for being lazy and using a passive-aggressive way to tell them to work towards their "dreams"

Shoggoth on the other hand are the absolute best, they encourage you to live the laziest most lethargic lifestyle possible

Get a Shoggoth and live the real life

>> No.14545558

My slightly yandere kiki got jealous and placed a spell of constriction on my prostate, I don't know how.

Now, whenever I so much as look at another woman, she actives the spell, squeezing my prostate from the inside, all over.

I can't help but humiliate myself by dropping to my knees and getting all red-faced from the pleasure.

Luckily she's always right beside me, apologizing for my behavior, and leading me somewhere private where I can moan into her thick skirt as she rubs my head in a motherly fashion, all the while whispering "there~ There~"

What do I do?

>> No.14545575
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14545575

>>14545542
Poor anon, it looks like you are mistaking this completely innocent girl for a Shoggoth!

But don't worry! She's right here to help continue to enable you to live exactly that lifestyle which you crave so much.

>> No.14545582
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14545582

>>14545540
Ashton. I taught her to love poutine, and the one we go to is right next to a dairy queen. Can't have her getting too warm, now.

>> No.14545583

>>14545558
Study magic and use it to cast an empathy spell between you. Whatever incapacitating pleasure you feel, she feels twice as much.

>> No.14545584
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14545584

>>14545521
>you will never see a Yuki-Onna/Demon fusion
Imagine how the yandereness intensifies with the Yuki-Onnas childhood marriage promise would be when combined with the Demons marriage contract stuff.

>> No.14545586

>>14545507
It's...hard. It's hard to have to speak to another only to feel like your throat is closing tighter with every word you say. Even around you, I find myself fumbling with what to say. Loneliness is indeed a curse, but the thought of having to open up to someone again is downright terrifying.

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14545594

>>14545521
>You will never make a yuki-onna ahegao by giving her headpats

>> No.14545596
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14545596

>>14545582
Damn, did you save the thumbnail on accident?

>> No.14545610

>>14545532
>>14545584
>>14545594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4oS3l44dKQ

>> No.14545611

>>14545594
>>14545596
That's a lot of ice-cream.

>> No.14545612
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14545612

>>14545540
Burger King

>> No.14545619

>>14545449
Aren't those mushrooms normally found on cow pies?
Think about it. Holsts and minos have magic mushrooms in their systems. It would explain why red sets them off and why they can be lazy. Also why their milk is so good.

>> No.14545626

>>14545508
I want to give an Oomukade aggressive cunnilingus until she's a twitching wreck.

>> No.14545627
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14545627

>>14543786
wipip

Personally, I'm not a big fan of househusbandry but an amazon jock sounded like a fun draw. I'd much rather go for the wock tho.
dat librarian wock. unf.

Just a heads up, i'm probably going to draw just those two this time around. Sorry sea slime and wurm bros. idk we'll see tho.

>> No.14545632

>>14545619
That would explain those "special" under the counter brownies in the Holst bakery down the road.
>>14545627
Could you make the Wock image a "Before and after" one.

>> No.14545633

>>14545594
I see purple!!!

>> No.14545634
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14545634

>>14545626
Great, now I want Oomukade lewds. Why doesn't she have lewds?

>> No.14545636

>>14545611
Have some more.
http://i.imgur.com/j5GB5rK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/v64oE2V.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/U9NcCLb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WBJPmqP.jpg
>>14545627
That musculature is shaping up pretty nicely.

>> No.14545638
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14545638

>>14545611
healthy ice cream

>> No.14545641

>>14545632
That's the plan mang also expect ol amazoness too

>>14545636
Y-you too.

>> No.14545644

>>14545641
I can't wait to see it anon.

>> No.14545646

>>14545149
Fucking shit she's disgusting

>> No.14545647

>>14544408
>>14545305
Age gap is the best when there's a solution for the older party getting old and stuff too fast

>> No.14545648

>>14545634
It's weird how she doesn't have drawn lewds for being pretty popular.

>> No.14545654

>>14545507
Hey kiki anon? Can I have a hug?

No words, no talk of rest or further duties. I know I have both and will do both. They are my obligations and I won't run from them.

I'm just really worn out and need some affections.

>> No.14545661

>>14545521
>You will never talk a Yuki-onna out of fighting an Ignis and out of suicide

>> No.14545681

>>14545507
I want a Zombie Kikimora.

>> No.14545684
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>>14545646

>> No.14545693

>>14545612
ice girls are the most moe

>> No.14545697
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>>14545542
>Shoggoths are the absolute best
>He doesn't also want a Mindflayer meido to give him eyes on his brain
>He doesn't want to become 'One' with them
>He doesn't want to impregnate Cthulhu-sama

>> No.14545700

>>14545684
How bout you stay the fuck back before I give you 30+1

>> No.14545719

>>14545521
>Cartoons and children's television in general will never be that good again
Now that's something to cry about

>> No.14545732
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14545732

I want to help a Harpy Cafe get off the ground.

>> No.14545737

>>14545638
This will never stop being too fat

>> No.14545740

>>14545732
>mangafox

>> No.14545744

>>14545417
>>14545347
>>14545399
Oh you silly people and your silly phobia for competition~
>>14545371
Must have sucked. You always get at least one of those at school.

>> No.14545747
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14545747

>>14545700

>> No.14545754
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14545754

>>14545747
Analfox is no match for The Heavenly Knight of Smug.

>> No.14545755
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14545755

>>14545740
>caring about the source

>> No.14545759

>>14545744
>muh competition
Just don't post them here fag

>> No.14545763

>>14545744
>competition
Not really the case sweetie.

>> No.14545764

>>14545755
>mangafox

>> No.14545769

>>14544374
>implying wurms will ever be as great as ryus

>> No.14545774

>>14545759
>>14545763
Sore topic for you, lads?

>> No.14545778

>>14545521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYEky8d8eU4

>Yuki-Onna that promised herself to you fighting a Dragon that's threatening to destroy the villages surrounding you
>She was an outcast from childhood, due to her nature as a 'grim reaper' in the snow
>Manages to subdue the Dragon using the cavern she fought it in to her advantage, one of her arms is melted off
>Stalactites are falling, the cave is coming down
>Yell at her to come with you
>That you'll gladly spend the rest of your days with her
>She creates a wall of ice to block you off from her
>Tells you to leave her
>A sad, knowing smile crosses her face when she sees you beating on the ice, trying to get her to reconsider
>The tear going down her cheek doesn't freeze as she speaks
Believe me... You're the only one who cares...
>TFW you spiral out of control into a drinking stupor
>They never find her body
>Spend days, weeks on end waiting next to your 'Promise Rock' that you two used to play around
>Years pass, you're no longer the shota anymore, but a young man
>The fresh snow is pristine white, just like her hair used to be
>There's a rustling nearby
"Ah? Are you waiting for somebody, onii-san?"
>A small Yuki-Warashi poking her head out from behind a tree
>Ask her why a small girl like her is playing in such a scary forest in the snow
>She giggles and puts her hand on the stone
"Whenever I'm here, I feel at ease. It's as if I could wear this rock as a wedding ring"
>HFW the tears won't stop flowing as you hug her and never let go

>> No.14545779

>>14545763
>>14545759
What's with the reactions then?
Never quite understood it. Same goes for the reactions to yuri.
Always been curious about that.

>> No.14545781

>>14544374
I want more lonely ryu. Break my heart and make me suffer.

>> No.14545784

>>14545744
>competition
Not them but I dislike monsterboys because the main draw of the monstergirl fetish for me is the human male+monster female pairing. I like that for a variety of reasons. If they're both monsters it isn't as interesting, and if it's monsterboy+human female, it's no longer relevant to this niche/genre/thread etc.

That said, I don't mind the artist avatars. I like having a mental image to associate with people.
.less's is definitely better as a girl though.

>> No.14545790

>>14545779
Personally I think it has more to do with the people those things bring in. The really obnoxious types who want to post that all the time.
We don't really want them back.

>> No.14545791
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14545791

>>14545754
On the contrary, they are both comrades.

>> No.14545793

>>14544565
No. YOU.

>> No.14545795

>>14545764
>posting it again
How do you defeat an enemy who thinks like that?

>> No.14545796

>>14544869
Is this safe? It won't make you sterile or something, cause I remember crystals. Boy do I remember crystals.

>> No.14545800

>>14545791
>waifu
>either of them
'tis a good joke, I do admit.

>> No.14545801

>>14545779
People here want to fuck monstergirls, not watch other people fuck them.

>> No.14545803

>>14545779
I'm generally okay with yuri, but it always brings in the militant "tw/u/e wuv" manginas so I'm 100% okay with it not being accepted here since I hate those faggots with a passion.
Monsterboys brings in gayfaggotry like the type seen in the /a/ EMG threads often.

>> No.14545804

>>14545747
You're one ugly cunt.

>>14545759
>>14545763
Stop pushing your triggers jackass.

>>14545779
Ignore them, jesus

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14545808

>>14545152
>bunny outfit kikimora

>> No.14545809

>>14545803
>He doesn't want to go drinking with Cerea's dad
>And take huge handfuls of BEEG HORSEPUSSY TITTIES

>> No.14545812
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14545812

>>14545800
Granberia is a far superior waifu.

At least before Alma molests her.

>> No.14545816

>>14545809
>Cerea's dad
Cerea's dad is human m80.

>> No.14545817

>>14545812
That I can agree with.

>> No.14545821

>>14545784
>Less's is better as a girl
HAHAHAHA! Agreed.
>>14545801
I think I get this >>14545790 explanation better.
Though I could get it if it was spammed and taking up all of the thread's image space, otherwise if it's an image or two, I just scroll by,
Oh well! Thanks for the opinions on that.

>> No.14545823

>>14545816
Not legally he's not. I'm talking about her cuckold of a step-father

>> No.14545824

>>14545808
It's for the young master's birthday. She bursts out of a cake she made and gives him a special dance.

>> No.14545827

>>14545769
>>14545781
Water Wurms are inferior Wurms.

>> No.14545828

>>14545804
Can't handle dissenting opinions?

>> No.14545835

>>14545779
This >>14545790

>> No.14545837
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>>14545800
I'd waifu them both in a single life time.

>>14545804
Go away you grumpy Alp.

>> No.14545838

>>14545823
>step-father
He's an obnoxious drunk asshole like the rest of the male centaurs, and I hate drunks.

>> No.14545840

>>14545779
Hey Mari, not to be a faggot but where's my Ogre using an alp as a bludgeon to keep a spidergirl away from a terrified anon?

>> No.14545846

>>14545779
It's not like you're new here so what's with you bringing that shit here again. Just don't post it here.

>> No.14545847

>>14545837
>I'd waifu them both
Better you than me.

>> No.14545849

>>14545821
You know how it is with ants? One finds something the hive will like and they swarm the place. After years of shitposting and trolling we have a measure of peace, so please do not fuck that up for us.

>> No.14545850

>>14545804
>trigger
Oh you

>> No.14545854

>>14545827
I'm definitely the biggest Wurm fan in these threads and even I think you're a jackass that needs to shut up.

>> No.14545855

>>14545779
>>14545821
Yuri is a fetish for subhuman yurifags and tumblrcunts, monsterboys will attract gayfags and fujoshi. None of those people are welcome.

>> No.14545858

>>14545855
You forgot NTRfags with muh superior male monsters

>> No.14545860
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14545860

Who do you pick?

>Slime, Bird, Amazon, Ghost, and Golem a best

>> No.14545863

>>14545779
This >>14545784
Also fear of the cancer that infested the furry community. A lot of the worst, most autistic stuff that comes out of those guys is caused by people who want to BE furries, rather than the less toxic fellows who just want to fuck them.

As for yuri, I don't hate it. I don't care much about it either way. I do hate it's fans though, mostly because I like Love Lab and I've had bad experiences with them.

>> No.14545864

>>14545824
I get the sentiment, bursting out of the cake, but I'd rather she just place it on the table so I can gingerly blow out the candle then throw that shit aside because the one I want to eat is her. No sugar and starch, only the sweet taste of kiki.

>> No.14545867
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>>14545860
Mouse Princess

>> No.14545872

>>14545855
Shhhh anon, it's fine.

>> No.14545878

>>14545872
NEVER
E
V
E
R

>> No.14545879

>>14545779
>>14545821
And here I thought you were fine compared to the faggot that is .less

>>14545863
>mostly because I like Love Lab and I've had bad experiences with them
Well yurifags on 4chan are incredibly bad, don't know in other places. They always force yuri in every fucking series they can and shit up the threads.

I'm still having nightmares with the Hibike Euphonium threads

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>>14545860
Drider. Since I like Arachnes, and I don't see how its negative points are bad at all.

>> No.14545884

>>14545854
>biggest Wurm fan in these threads
I contest that. Or I will, after I get around to writing something that focuses on them.

>> No.14545886

>>14545879
Mari hangs out with .less y'know.

>> No.14545891

>>14545779
Although I prefer yuri over monsterboys I don't really care if either gets posted. I think it's better to let sleeping dogs lie though when it comes to different websites' likes and dislikes.

>> No.14545894

>>14545779
>>14545779
People can't handle the idea of a male Naga's bifurcated tongue giving a woman amazing cunny.

>> No.14545896
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>>14545860
Goblin Princess is a qt.

>> No.14545897

>>14545812
>>14545817
Even after she gets molested she's still cool.

>>14545828
Christ, how ironic.

>>14545837
How am I an alp if I don't want my cock near that disgusting monstrosity?
It's like calling a man gay because he doesn't get off to clopping

>> No.14545904

>>14545886
I do, but I don't share his tastes for trolling the threads with futa and other stuff.
>>14545840
I'll get to it eventually... Maybe.
At this rate I'll be working full time in the arts, so I may not have time for MGs anymore.
I really can't wait though, I've been working hard for this.

>> No.14545905

>>14545886
Lots of drawfags hang out with .less
He's a nice guy.

>> No.14545906

>>14545149
[VIOLENT PUKING]

>> No.14545909

>>14545904
>close to the drawfag's dream
Congrats m8

>> No.14545910
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>>14545860
Of those Fish or Bird. Of them all Yeti

>> No.14545912

>>14545904
Good job with jobs.
I'll still be here when you start taking commissions.
Sooon.

>> No.14545919

>>14545860
Kobold, human, fish, Knight, Orc, Dwarf 1, amazon, ghost, desert, goblin, drider, dragon.

>> No.14545925

>>14545886
Yes, that why I said "compared to .less"

>> No.14545934

>More "How dare the people who actually have the capacity to satisfy their monster girl fetish on their own have their own tastes and opinions!"
Oh joy. That's always a fun one.

>> No.14545938

>>14545904
I mean no rush, just keeping hope alive. Hoping you won't forget.

>> No.14545942

>>14545934
>Trying to continue the discussion

>> No.14545945

>>14545934
Come on bitchnigga.

>> No.14545951

>>14545904
>I do, but I don't share his tastes for trolling the threads with futa and other stuff.
I always found that fucking funny.

>> No.14545961

>>14545289
>>14545299
You're lucky I saw you and I love to spread the love.

I am not responsible for any other story in this manga giving you hemmorhoids.

Henshitsu Fetishism by Itou Ei. You can find it in Tsumino, page 93.

>> No.14545965

>>14545934
>Implying this community is even able to coherently think of anything outside their own shitty hugbox safe space shit

>> No.14545968

>>14545961
Many thanks, saintanon

>> No.14545980

>>14545934
First, if you don't want people talking about something, bringing it up right after we've moved on to other things is counter-productive.

Second, if you're going to call people out at least have the balls to quote their posts. Nobody likes a passive-aggressive complainer.

More importantly, I want to put it in a flustered Ara Ara Kiki while she moans that the young master should give his affections to one of the lovely young ladies courting him instead of an old maid like her.

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>>14545965
>being this mad that nobody likes your special snowflake /d/ fetish
Also, these threads are already kinky in their own way so why should it matter if nobody else is into [X] thing?

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>>14545781
>TFW lonely Ryuu never got a good story out of that image

>> No.14545995

>>14545985
Listen, how bout you shut up and let the mods decide what they want to restrict?

>> No.14545997

>>14545993
There was a greentext.

>> No.14545999

>>14545995
Just sayin' brohan.

>> No.14546005

>>14545965
>>14545995
>[incoherent rage]
I'm sorry if we hurt your feelings, Anon.

>> No.14546007

>>14545993
That one pity-party whiny faggot wrote one.

>> No.14546009

>>14546007
Hence the "never got a good story"

>> No.14546012 [SPOILER] 
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>>14545778

>> No.14546020
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>>14546012
Aww man.

>> No.14546021
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>>14545860

>Pick Amazon

>Become Legend

>> No.14546023

>>14546012
I don't want to be sad
I need a Wurm

>> No.14546031

>>14546012
Nooooo...

I love how cute your drawings are.

>> No.14546037

>>14544719
>I might steal this.
This is 6 hours old, but I'm curious.

>> No.14546047

>>14546012
FUUUUUUUUCK!

I thank you for the suffering.

>> No.14546053

>>14546007
If I wanted to read unimaginative, middle-school level storytelling I'd just go down to the local library and pick up a copy of Stephanie Meyer

>> No.14546061

Is it me or are we slow? Christmas really put a dent on our numbers.

>> No.14546065

>>14546053
>I only read mature literature for mature readers such as myself
Kek

I miss Shitty Writefag.

>> No.14546068 [DELETED] 

>>14545965
>hurr safe space triggered you aren't allowed to dislike things
>>14545995
>help mods help my shittingdicknipplegenderqueertransniggerdyke fetish is being oppressed

>> No.14546076

>>14546065
More like if I wanted to read shitty writings from a shitty writefag who doesn't even merit the attention he craves I'd just ring up one of the TFT lads or cripple channel plebeians and have them spin me a yarn using the same tired clichés that every shit writer uses as a crutch

>> No.14546085
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>>14546012
>tfw Nora gets unfrozen in Arkham Knight
>She just wants to live out her last few days with Freeze
>Freeze wants to put her back under ice but literally all his cure research is destroyed
>They sail off in a boat together from Gotham

Somewhere in MG reality a Yuki-Onna is spending the last few days with a man dying of a terminal illness.

>> No.14546090

>>14546061
I mostly lurk around here but I post Kejourou images every so often.

>> No.14546091

Smacking the kiki's pale, garter belted booty while bending her over your knee, because she used pine scented cleaner instead of lemon scented cleaner.

Watching it tightly jiggle and shake upon being smacked too.

>> No.14546092

>>14546085
>AT

Really nigger?

>> No.14546097

>>14546091
>pine
SPANK AWAY. She has to learn.

>> No.14546102
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>>14546091
We need Kikimora butts.

>> No.14546103

>>14545627
>Sorry sea slime and wurm bros. idk we'll see tho.
Just draw a blank image and you have the invisible Wurm

>> No.14546115

>>14546076
same tired clichés
Like?

>> No.14546120

>>14546115
Love at first sight
Apprehension goes out the window when the sex begins
Little to no character development
Same character archetypes and words used to describe coitus

>> No.14546133

>>14546120
>Love at first sight
>Apprehension goes out the window when the sex begins
This goes against the hugbox. PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>Little to no character development
As long as I'm entertained, I don't care
>Same character archetypes
Uh...
>and words used to describe coitus
How many anons here do you think have had sex? But yeah, pick up a dictionary sometime.

>tfw you want to do smut straight and not repeat yourself too many times but the euphemisms for penis, vagina and sex are so ridiculous people will think you're writing comedy

>> No.14546139

>>14546091
A Shoggoth wouldn't make such a horrendous error, but she would let you spank her anyway

>> No.14546141

>>14546120
>Apprehension goes out the window during sex
They're monsters. 90% of their existence revolves around sex. If they froze up during sex they'd die as a species
>Little to no character development
Anon, the majority of the stories here are quick & dirty fap material. If you're looking for deep characters in smut, you're doing it wrong.
>Same character archetypes & words used to describe coitus
There's a bit of truth to it, but on the same hand there's only so many ways to describe putting your dick in a hole. And if you want to see a different character type, throw out an idea.

>> No.14546145

>>14546141
>they're monsters
I think he means the men.

>> No.14546150

>>14546102
Goddammit that Kiki is getting so many headpats.

>> No.14546153
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>>14546139
I want to spank a Shoggoth and a Kikimora.

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>>14546153
So many good curves in that game, too bad they're way more on the butt end of the spectrum.

>> No.14546170
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14546170

why is she so perfect?

>That voice
>That QT behavior
>That literal porcelain skin
>Those impeccable, cute, and yet modest clothes
>Those pretty eyes

>you'll never awkwardly cuddle her next to a fires as she rests peacefully, knowing she's loved

>> No.14546172

>>14546133
>Love at first sight
There are only three possibilities for a MG "romance"
Rape
Love at first sight
Romance after rape

Love at first sight is the less stupid of the three possibilities to work with. The first is boring and the last doesn't make sense.

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>>14546169
>too bad they're way more on the butt end of the spectrum.

>> No.14546175

>>14546169
Valentine is perfection.

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>>14546169
>too bad they're way more on the butt end of the spectrum.
Nigga I'll cut you.
>>14546170
I want a Living Doll with big milky titties.

>> No.14546182

>>14546170
That feeling when if you speculate hard enough it's almost as if Moonman made the living version of the Doll just to keep Gehrman company since it knew he'd built her in remembrance of Lady Maria.

That feeling when translated from Latin, Gehrman's theme has the words "Free me from the sleep, I beg"

>> No.14546184

>>14546170
She's only cute until you realize that Ghermin created her purely because his obsessive feelings for Lady Maria were never returned and that she's essentially a crazy, lonely old man's fuck-doll.

>> No.14546188

>>14546153

For some reason I just pictured a Kikimora trapped inside a Shoggoth who is doing lewd things to her master, all of which she can feel.

...I don't know if I like this boner, Anon.

>> No.14546196

>>14546174
>>14546181
I'm not saying that big butts are bad, they could just use more tits to balance it out. The Big Titty Committee consists of Valentine and, depending on the shot, Cerebella.

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>>14546184
>>14546184
Maiden in Black is still the best Souls waifu.

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>>14546170
>Creampie her after she rides you, cowgirl style
>Her ceramic thighs feel cool against your skin
>You instruct her to do something for you
>"Like this, Hantur?" she holds up double peace signs
>You smile and kiss her on the nose
>"I don't quite get what we just did...but if it makes you happy, it makes me happy too..." she cracks a faint smile as she eyes you lovingly

>> No.14546213

>>14546141
I'm talking about the men you doofus.

>> No.14546225
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How would a Wyvern fare with a husband/rider that's an adept magic caster?
How would aerial magic combat work?

>> No.14546235

>>14546181
Squigly a best

>> No.14546241

>>14546225
Who cares, look at THOSE TITS.

>> No.14546243

>>14546225
Imagine having an artillery cannon that could move in full 3D at about 100 mph. Assuming that he's the 'kill everything in this direction with fireballs' mage and not a support or defensive caster.

>> No.14546247

>>14546235
Squigly and Valentine are fucking top tier.

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>>14546241
Don't, anon. They already make flying awkward and she gets a little sensitive about it.

>> No.14546263

>>14546250
I sure bet they're sensitive!

>> No.14546265

>>14546243
>adept glass cannon dragoon/mage hybrid that gets buffs from drinking his waifus breast milk

>> No.14546291

>>14546241
If only there were more big tiddied Wyverns beyond Chris.

>> No.14546298

>>14546291
you mean other than every single generic wyvern?

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>>14546298
But we don't have enough Wyvern pictures beyond the "generic" one in the profile image ;_;

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>>14546310
We don't have any Wyvern images without big tits, we need perflat Wyverns

>> No.14546323

>>14546313
Red-scaled pettanko Wyvern with wide hips and her husband groggily brushing their teeth?

>> No.14546325

>>14546265
>Magic users gaining power by drinking breast milk
Pretty sure there was an anime about that.

>> No.14546329

>>14546325
Yep.

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Let us start...A BAND!

>> No.14546336
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augh

>> No.14546338

>>14546313
She's not really that big (And yes, I acknowledge that this is speaking from being ruined by stupidly big hentai titties), she just has a massive amount of underboob from that super-tight, tiny top.

>> No.14546339

>>14546333
cute.

>>14546336
CUTE!

>> No.14546340

>>14546336
Augh is right. Damn it Jesus

>> No.14546343

>>14546336
Something looks off-kilter about the center ones face.

>> No.14546346

>>14546338
>She's not really that big
Yes she is

>> No.14546347

>>14546336
Which artist was this?

>> No.14546350

>>14546343
that's cause it is in fact off-kilter, it's a bad habit of mine

>> No.14546359

>>14546350
Ah, so you're the artist? Interesting.

>> No.14546362

>>14546325
>>14546329
Might I be directed towards said anime?

>> No.14546365

>>14546362
Don't get your hopes up. IIRC, it didn't even show nips.

>> No.14546366

>>14546362
Literally google breast milk anime you lazy vastard

>> No.14546370

>>14546362
Seikon no Qwaser.

Just fap to the webms or gifs since you aren't missing much.

>> No.14546378

>>14546141
>monstergirl freezing during sex
TOP HUE

>Hellhound chasing down a terrified man, her snarls carried by the wind to his ears
>Legs are burning, he's ran too much, too fat, too hard, his lungs scream for mercy
>He feels himself thrown to the ground, with no thought of getting his bearings he scrambles up but finds himself on the ground again, this time pinned
>Staring at him are two ruby colored eyes, soulless, predatory, hungry
>This is it, this is how you die
>"You sure made it fun for me, but the teasing ends now"
>Defeated, he crumples to the ground, panting savagely, and hoarsely just asks her to make it quick
>"SHUT UP! Prey doesn't get to make up any conditions"
>She slashes off his shirt and rips his pants clean off his lower body
>He closes his eyes and trembles, waiting for the excruciating pain that is sure to come, only...
>it never comes
>When he dares to open his eyes, the creature is there, with a look he can't quite understand
>Fear? Nervousness? Worry?
A-aren't you going to eat me?
>The sadistic grin returns for a split second and yes, she affirms she will "eat him"
>Fuck
>She forces him on his back and licks his sweat covered face
"Late twenties, scrumptious!" she's positively giddy
>Then it leaves again, and that look appears once more
>There she is, hands at either side of him, his body tired and bruised, and she just stares dumbly
>THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE LOOK
>She's positively perplexed
"Um, did you get what you wanted? Cause is this was some joke ha ha, but I want to go..."
>"NO! YOU ARE MY PREY AND I WILL GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>She grabs his penis, and brushes it against her entrance, then
>"EEEEK!"
>She dismounts him and hides her face in her hands, facing away form him
>He stands up slowly, and makes his way over to her
"Are you okay?"
>"it..."
"Yes?"
>"it touched me"
>"It touched me" >"ittouchedmeittouchedmeittouchedmeittouchedmeittouchedmeittouchedmeittouchedme"
>"It was so squishy, aren't they supposed to be hard and hot? This isn't at all like mother said..."
>She glances over her shoulder to face a man with such disdain it almost presses forward like a physical force
"you chase me half the night and scare almost to death, Making me run until I felt like puking for some sadistic game, Tell me YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ME, THEN IT'S AND NOW HAVE THE NERVE TO TURN INTO A FUCKING MASS OF JELLO!!?"
>She shrinks into a ball
>She's the perfect hunter, she's seen the torments of Hell and tasted some of them personally, people turn their faces in fear when they see her coming, but this, is simply out of her depth
"NO! FUCK THIS! WE ARE GOING TO FUCK! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME CUTE OHHS AND AHHS AND PAY ME BACK FOR THE SHIT YOU RUINED! NOW ASSUME THE POSITION!"
>She's frozen still, her gaze fixated on the throbbing, baleful erection the man is sporting, not born of lust, but of pure, seething hatred
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF..."
>He mounts her like a bitch and would spear her clean to the womb if his dick was longer
"You monsters, stupid beasts, thinking you can do whatever you like..." he huffs as he pounds her mercilessly, her shrieks stuck caught in her throat as he slaps her tight, firm bottom with genuine violence
"How many before me did you do this to? Does it make you feel big? Is it fun to terrorize people who've done nothing to you? IS IT!?
>Her strangled moans are the only response he receives as he vents his every frustration and on and in her flesh well into the hours of the night
>When he comes to, he's on a bed not his own
>Damn it all to he's sore
>Then it all comes flooding back
>Did she kidnap him? Is this her house? How do I get away?
>He hears the tortured screams of countless people in the distance
>GOD
>Did she take him
>To Hell?
>As he ponders these thoughts, the beast in question comes through the door
>In a plain white apron
>But otherwise bare
She sets a tray with pancakes, bacon, hash browns and eggs, sunny side up and a large glass of orange juice
>"Good Morning Darling" she says chipperly
>Wut?
"Who the fuck is your Darling and where are we?
>"My home"
"Hell?" he asks, understandably worried
>"What? No!" she walks past him and opens a window and signals him over, with some hesitation he approaches
>He's in the city
>He's passed by this part a few times an could get back to his apartment in foot if needed
"But then, the screams?"
>"Oh" she exits the room and the sounds fade immediately
>He's even more confused
>She returns quickly, explaining it was just a machine with some recorded sounds to remind her of home, her real home
>She pats the bed and mentions his food will get cold, taking a fork in hand and presenting a piece of pancake to him, glistening with syrup
"What the hell! You assault me, kidnap me, and now you're all lovey dovey? What the fuck do they put in the water where you come from!?"
>She laughs
>"Oh? Who was it that won my heart by taking me so brutally and doing unspeakable things to me?"

>> No.14546379

>>14546007
Don't worry Anon I can always delete it if it's an eyesore.

>> No.14546383

>>14546379
I'm actually kinda okay with the paste itself, but the writefag needs to get thicker skin.

>> No.14546390

>>14546383
Good luck on that endeavor, then.

>> No.14546400
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Reverse-trap MGs even though that makes no sense since there aren't male monsters, and they know that too.

>> No.14546410

>>14546400
They'd exist as tomboys of sorts wouldn't they?

>> No.14546413

>>14546365
Sure, the daytime broadcast.

The AX Night Broadcast? Nips all the time.
Katja a Best. Lolidom a Best.

>> No.14546419

>>14546400
A reverse trap dullahan would work

>> No.14546420

>>14546347
Might be Jiffic, but I'm unsure.

>> No.14546423

>>14546400
They do it to infiltrate in male groups for a prey- I mean husband

>> No.14546429

>>14546378
playing dumb to sex then getting mad and raping your rapist is my new humor fetish apparently

>> No.14546430

>>14546400
>Reverse trap monster girls giving men an existential crisis
>"Why do I want to fuck that guy so much?!"
>"I'm not gay, god dammit! I'M NOT GAY!"

>> No.14546431
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>>14546413
I realized that when I looked up gifs. The things I would do to the ditz with the blue hair.

>> No.14546435

>>14545860
If you don't pick Knight, Congratulations you played yourself.

>> No.14546450
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>>14546419
The group I play TTRPGs (think D&D) with often has a very spooky scary knight in full plate stalking the party, only to reveal themselves later to be a cute girl, usually when someone punches them in the face and their head flies off.

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>>14546430
>Reverse Trap MGs turning men into Alps accidentally

>> No.14546457

>>14545860
>boy princess
>wont age well
>has ability to go ageless

moot point there

>> No.14546463

>>14545860
>>14546435
Why are there no games like this? Am I uneducated in how many games are avaiable or am I missing out on something great?

>> No.14546465
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>>14546423
>>14546430
>succubus alters her body to resemble your run of the mill plank-tier loli that's "masculine" enough for her to pass of as a scrawny pipsqueak
>gives herself a medium haircut
>befriends the boy she's had her eyes on for a few years now
>takes him to an unpopulated area of the school to do the deed
>undoes her transformation magic, allowing large breasts to strain and eventually break buttons off the front of her top
>hips, thighs, and ass grow to strain and cause rips in her uniforms pants
>proceeds to engage in clothed perpendicular paizuri with her now "friend"-turned-husband with the exposed amount of quaking titflesh
>then rides him ragged with exclaiming her undying love for him, thick ass and thighs jiggling
>when the deed is done, she cuddles up to her husbands confused yet somewhat satisfied self

>> No.14546472

>>14546431
>tfw your boobs merge into your face
Didn't know she was a slime

>> No.14546481
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I am being overcome with the urge to squeeze an undead booty.

>> No.14546482

>>14546472
there are slime girls who can make their bodies the same color as human skin

>> No.14546483

>>14546431
I like my unrealistic tiddies but that's gotta hurt.

>> No.14546494
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14546494

>>14546431
>filename
kek

>> No.14546497

>>14546481
It'll be cold and clammy.

>> No.14546499

>>14546378
Fuck off, Hellhounds aren't like this.

>> No.14546504

>>14546497
I want to feel cold and clammy flesh wrapped snugly around my johnson

>> No.14546511

>>14546378
>tortured screams
>listening to a recording for nostalgia
Into the bin it goes

>> No.14546514

>>14546499
>You aren't allowed to write about your head-canon because I don't like it
I didn't read that wall of text but you're silly.

>> No.14546515

>>14546497
Spank it to warm it up then.

>> No.14546517

>>14546504
Just get a nice living girl instead.

>> No.14546519 [SPOILER] 
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>>14546497
That's kinda the point.

>> No.14546521

Tomboy monster girls make everything better.

>> No.14546523

>>14546521
prove it!

>> No.14546525

>>14546514
Your headcanon is fucking garbage, if you want a moeblob dog girl go fuck a Kobold or something.

>> No.14546539

>>14546523
They're cute when flustered, they understand and share your hobbies and they make good friends.

>> No.14546541

>>14545697
Source?

>> No.14546542

>>14546541
It's monsterboy shit.

>> No.14546543

>>14546378
Eh, I chuckle. Good job.

>> No.14546544

>>14546519
Still gross.

>> No.14546547

>>14546539
those are some good facts anon
I like those facts but I don't believe you

>> No.14546548

>>14546378
More?

>> No.14546553

>>14546539
I prefer flustering haughty, proper girls just as much

>> No.14546554
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>>14546523
exhibit A.

>> No.14546560
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14546560

>Do not gamble with Monstergirls

>> No.14546562

>>14546547
What can I do to make you understand the perfection that is tomboy monster girls?

>>14546553
That's pretty good too.

>> No.14546563
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14546563

While I wait for my commissioner to show up.
A little something I'm derping with, and a bit of a sorry for earlier shit storm.

>> No.14546564

>>14546562
>What can I do

make them real

>> No.14546566

>>14546563
i'm ok with it
what shitstorm?

>> No.14546570

>>14546525
>Your
nope

>> No.14546572

>>14546563
>While I wait for my commissioner
>Maritan is taking a commission

Damn, this is new.

>> No.14546577

>>14546563
There was a shitstorm? Damn it, unreliable news weather caster

>> No.14546578

>>14546563
I like it.
And that wasn't even a shitstorm earlier, it was surprisingly civil discussion for the most part.

>> No.14546582

>>14546563
>tfw mar will only draw that succubus

>> No.14546584

>>14546563
water under the bridge Maritan. some anons will likely hold grudges i'm afraid.

>> No.14546585

>>14546563
Eh, it was just a slap fight. It's always nice to see more of that thick spade tail though.

>> No.14546587

There's a Wurm-shaped hole in my Wurm-shaped heart and I don't know how to fill it.

>> No.14546588

>>14546582
>He thinks Marr would draw anything but herself
See the invention of the mirror at the time was a great idea, but then men realised that their wives spent more time with the mirror than the rest of the world

>> No.14546592

>>14546563
Nice.

If you ever feel the urge to post those again, pease don't. At least not here.

>> No.14546594

>Fatwock drawn
>Monofat getting drawn
How do I get fat monster girls drawn

>> No.14546595

>>14546587
GET A SLIME FAGGOT!

>> No.14546596
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>>14546521
I like tomboys but I prefer long hair as well, and long haired tomboys are a rare breed.

>> No.14546600

Anyone have the wock calender?

>> No.14546601

>>14546564
I wish I could anon, god I wish I could.

>> No.14546602

>>14546594
>Monofat getting drawn
Where?

>> No.14546603

>>14546587
With a Wurm.
Also, you have a Wurm shaped heart? That can't be healthy, you should see a doctor.

>> No.14546609

>>14546594
You don't. Fat a shit.

>> No.14546611

>>14546596
Long haired tomboys are pretty good, but tomboys that start out with short hair and as you help them become more feminine they grow it out are even better.

>> No.14546612

>>14546603
I thought so too, but my doctor assured me she's never seen a heart in a better shape. Incidentally, my doctor is a Wurm.

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>>14546542
Damn shame.

>> No.14546621

>>14546602
>>14544632
It's been months since the artist drew MG, how do I get him to draw MG's I want

>> No.14546623

>>14546612
>my doctor is a Wurm
What is she a doctor of, specifically?

>> No.14546627
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14546627

http://i.imgur.com/JKUUsYn.png

Oh, uh...are you doing fine there?

>> No.14546630

>>14546609
I don't like you, but you are correct in this case.

>> No.14546632

>>14546623
She's an M.D. I don't know what other kind of doctor I would see for health concerns.

>> No.14546634

>>14546627
>tied ears
Nice touch.

>> No.14546636 [DELETED] 

>>14546627
>Submissive Manticore
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.14546638

>>14546632
Are you sure she's not an W.D. (Wurm Doctor) and she just got the W upside-down?

>> No.14546639

>>14546611
patrcian as FUCK taste

Big tits are great but flat is king

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>>14546627
what have you done!

>> No.14546646

>>14546611
I dunno, I like tomboys that know who they are and are comfortable with themselves. I prefer them to have a healthy balance of femininity in their personalities from the start.

>>14546627
Acceptable.

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>> No.14546653

>>14546563
>>14546627
I knew there was a reason I stick around

>> No.14546656

>>14546649
You stop that this instant Ms. Fox, we are in public and that is indecent! Control yourself!

>> No.14546659

>>14546639
I don't really mind, although I do like the idea of a tomboy with big tits binding them to appear smaller than they really are. Got that preference from the best girl in Persona 4.

>> No.14546660 [DELETED] 

>>14546636
>Binding=Submissive
A) she's probably a masochist, not necessarily a sub, B) fuck off, people will draw what they want.

>> No.14546662

>>14546649
Why does she have little bats? Is she a vampire fox? And her dress doesn't seem to fit.

>> No.14546664

>>14546627
Cutelewd.

>> No.14546665 [DELETED] 

>>14546636
Bottom = Sub
Kill yourself

>> No.14546668 [DELETED] 

>>14546660
>>14546665
Submissive monster girls are shit, get some better taste. Completely ruins the good things about them.

>> No.14546671 [DELETED] 

>>14546665
>>14546660
>durr this rapist dom monster girl being abused is perfectly acceptable
Fucking idiots.

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>>14546668

>> No.14546673 [DELETED] 

>>14546668
Fuck off

>> No.14546675

>>14546659
that's great too.

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>>14546656
Sory, anon. She's getting what she wants
>Public indecency in MG world
A-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.14546679 [DELETED] 

>>14546673
You first faggot.

>> No.14546680 [DELETED] 

>>14546671
>abused
Now I know you're full of shit

>> No.14546688

>>14546671
>rapist
>monstergirl
>abused
top kek, m8

>> No.14546689

oh god the deletions

>> No.14546692

Oh fuck, everyone run!

>> No.14546695

>>14546689
Don't mind it. It's just that guy, same as always.

>> No.14546698
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I think we all just need to take a step back and snuggle a Yeti.

>> No.14546700

>>14546698
I hate snuggling!

>> No.14546702

>>14546698
Well I don't want snuggles right now, I want sex! Give me something I can sex!

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>>14546700
Don't worry anon, I know how to cure you of your illness. Help is coming.

>> No.14546705

>>14546627
That's pretty gud.

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>>14546698

I want to snuggle a Kejourou

>> No.14546707

>>14546698
I don't like Yeti's, do you have something different?

>> No.14546708

>>14546700
get ready for a struggle snuggle then son cause its happening whether you want it or not

>> No.14546711

>>14546703
>>14546708
I still won't like it.

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>>14546702

>> No.14546715
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>>14546700
>>14546703
>>14546707
There's something seriously wrong with all of you. Snugglefucking is the best sex.

>> No.14546716

>>14546627
lewd

>> No.14546720

>>14546713
>objectifying a lovely Yeti like that
They deserve your love anon. Surely a beautiful being like that means more to you than quick sex, right?

>> No.14546721

>>14546711
you'll love it and you'll whisper sweet nothings into her ear while she is doing it!
GOT IT!

>> No.14546726

>>14546715
Is that train from unused Alice Returns concept art?
I wonder how something like that train could be adapted to an Undead Kingdom.

>> No.14546730

>>14546721
No!

>> No.14546731

>>14546715
I'm sorry anon but I just don't like Yetis

>> No.14546734
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14546734

making bushy and dorky MGs cry because you teased 'em too much! Then feeling terrible and telling them you actually like them, but that only makes them cry more and get even angrier cause they think you're just teasing 'em again!

>> No.14546735

>>14546731
What if I told you that I know a guy who can hook you up with a cuddlecore

>> No.14546737

>>14546720
Of course. It's pretty cold out and she's warm, so there's that. And I like the way her feet twitch when I poke them.

>> No.14546741

>>14546734
I wouldn't do that though, I'm a gentleman.
She's not bushy, her hair is fluffy like cotton candy.

>> No.14546743

>>14546741
there's parts of her that are bushy.

>> No.14546744

>>14546735
I don't like Manticores either, can't trust them.

>> No.14546750

>>14546744
How about a refurbished elf?

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>>14546560
This rabbit is too lewd.

>> No.14546754
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>>14546750
Virginal muscle Elves.

>> No.14546756

>>14546750
Do you have an easily flustered, muscular Kunoichi?

>> No.14546758

>>14546754
sounds great.

>> No.14546759

>>14546753
Rabbits lay eggs?

>> No.14546760

>>14546759
Nigger, have you ever heard of the Easter Bunny? Jesus...

>> No.14546761

>>14546754
>the width
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>> No.14546762

>>14546754
Damn those look lovely.
I want to pamper one of them with massages.

>> No.14546764

>>14546760
I thought the Easter Bunny just distributed the eggs.

>> No.14546770

>>14546638
I saw her degree myself. Came from Wurm University

>> No.14546771

>>14546764
But it's not like she's a filthy egg thief who steals from all the poor Harpies now, is she?

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>>14546753
She wants that farmer's big, throbbing carrot.

>> No.14546777

>>14546771
Maybe she is.

>> No.14546779

>>14546770
Well if you just say it lays its own you don't have to start raising questions about what kind of harpy mills may or may not exist.

Gotta keep life easy sometimes.

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>>14543727
wip
https://youtu.be/gZEdDMQZaCU

>>14546103
kek, i thought about doing that but it seemed too obvious. I do love them lame jokes though.

>> No.14546782

Help me /mgt/, I think my son has Alp Disease.

>> No.14546785

>>14546782
A steady diet of knuckle sandwiches will beat it out of him! Stay strong soldier, for your privates, you must!

>> No.14546786

>>14546782

I'm so sorry.

>> No.14546788

>>14546754
I'll take the middle one, with the scar. It's damn sexy.

>> No.14546789

>>14546782
quick touch his butt if he yelps in a girly manner then its to late and you know what must be done

>> No.14546792

>>14546782
Just pull a Jesus, start flipping tables, and beat him with a whip.

>> No.14546793

>>14546782
Does your son have a dick?
If yes, he is not an alp.

>> No.14546795
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14546795

>tfw no Baphomet Santa

>> No.14546796

>>14546780
Damn, she;s a such a cutie, can't wait for her busty form.
Though, do you intend to go for an ass focus or tiddie focus?

>> No.14546797

>>14546782
>"Byyyyye daddy-O!~ I'm off to go shopping with my BFFs!~ Teehee~"

>> No.14546799

I've caught him putting on his mother's dresses and bras even though he's only 11 what do I do?

>> No.14546801

>>14546795
That lolis thighs are pretty thick.

>> No.14546802

>>14546799
scream at him!

>> No.14546803

>>14546799
Lock your shit up.
It's a kid digging through stuff.

>> No.14546805

>>14546782
>Disease
No anon, it just means he is/was gay. Current year and all that.

Anyway, is she single?

>> No.14546808

>>14546799
Rub his nose in it. Works for anything smaller than yourself.

>No kobold daughteru to punish by rubbing her nose into things.
Truly suffering, worst case she just gets addicted to some less than socially acceptable things.

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>>14546782
Well, if it's what he wants I guess.

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>>14546761
>Awaken, our husband!
>We have daughters to make~

>> No.14546812

>>14546805
She's eleven.

>> No.14546813

>>14546810
nips on a blue board

sound the alarm lads

reeeee

>> No.14546814

>>14546811

I'm afraid I won't survive the process.

Do give me a good burial won't you?

>> No.14546815

>>14546812
And?

>> No.14546816

>>14546811
Goddamn I would love a muscle elf.
Or a muscle cyclops.
Or a muscle alice.
or a muscle alp

>> No.14546818

>>14546813
Damn, people are quick to report on this thread.

>> No.14546821

>>14546814
You may be sore, but otherwise mamonomana will carry you along.

>> No.14546823

>>14546560
>>14546753
>>14546774
Why is this bunny so naughty?

>> No.14546825

>>14546823

She's a march hare

>> No.14546827

>>14546796
I'm thinking booty this time, but can't say for sure yet. And thanks, I'm glad you like!

>> No.14546829

>>14546816
But those losers don't deserve to be fit.

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>>14546823
Well she IS a rabbit. They're always thinking about sex and they mate for life.

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>>14546782
Punch him until he's no longer suffering.

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>>14546827
No problem, as I liked observing your growth as an artist since you first posted here.

>> No.14546836

I want to punish my Kobold daughteru for stealing the peanut butter by tying her to a chair and then kiss-eating the rest of the peanut butter with my waifu right in front of her!

>> No.14546840

>>14546825
she's about to be stew

>> No.14546841

>>14546829
Oh anon.
Fit isn't something to be hoarded like gold.
It is something to be shared and spread!
Muscle wyberns looking fearsome on their roosts!
Muscle arachne to put the fear of god into you as they climb down from the ceiling!
Muscle echidna's to greet you at the end of their dungeon!

and finally, muscle cheshires to stalk you through the night!

>> No.14546842

>>14546833
>tfw Diego (THE WORLD)'s theme hasn't been uploaded yet

>> No.14546846

>>14546799
That's normal. I used to do the same thing and look at me now.

>> No.14546851

>>14546840
Sic your Dog Girls on them. They'll hold them in place while you give them a punishment dicking.

>> No.14546853

>>14546846
It's an Alp! Quick, tie her up tight so she can't go back to the Alp pits and get her friends!

>> No.14546854

>>14546833
>translated
OOOOOOOH BOY

>> No.14546857

>>14546841
But alps, monoeyes and alices are meek girls. What's the point in them getting fit if they aren't dudebro normalfags or a closeted homosexual ?

>> No.14546858
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>>14546846
I FOUND THE ALP BOYS!

>> No.14546862

>>14546857
Abs, Anon.
Abs are the point.

As is a healthy lifestyle, spats, and getting her defined muscles to oil.

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>> No.14546889

>>6605515
saw this

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>> No.14546893
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>> No.14546899

>>14546892
>>14546893
You don't need to dump now.

>> No.14546904

>>14546889
Don't know how to link between boards?

>> No.14546905

>>14546892
If you're going to dump images, could you not post this deviantart-tier garbage?

>> No.14546907

Big
Fat
Cheshire
Cat

>> No.14546908

>>14546907
My love for monster girls is inversely proportional to their weight.

>> No.14546909
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14546909

You just caught your monstergirl wife masturbating to some degenerate shit while you where out

She's scared you'll think less of her for her sick hand holding fetish

How do you react?

Do you kick her on the street?

Or do you try to incorporate something new into your sex life, for her?

>> No.14546910

>>14546899
Not a dump, It ate my words.
I got a request done on /d. the other snake isnt me

>> No.14546912
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>>14546907
Like the one Loen drew?
It's kinda weird to see him draw lewds and stuff like that in all honesty.
>>14546910
Alrighty.

>> No.14546913

>>14546909
I hold her hand

In public.

>>14546908
Mine actually can increase to a certain amount with her weight.

>> No.14546914

>>14546909
But she doesn't have hands.

>> No.14546915

>>14546909
>mating_press
>rough_sex
>holding_hands

>> No.14546917

>>14546909

I tell her one of my own fetishes and start holding her hand more often.

>> No.14546918

>>14546912
Yep.
That cat looks soft and cuddly.
The flapping ear is adorable.

>> No.14546919

>>14546905
meh, beggy no choosy on the drawthreads,
cant exactly re-request right now, which is a shame as I kinda want to a little

>> No.14546920

>>14546912
>It's kinda weird to see him draw lewds and stuff like that in all honesty.
It's weird but so good

>> No.14546924

>>14546451
I'm curious as to the circumstances that culminated in this drawing.

>> No.14546927
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>>14546909
Grab her face and just hold it for about 30 minutes.

Just like this. Unmoving. Gazing in to the very depths of her soul wondering whats for dinner.

>> No.14546931

>>14546905
>deviantart-tier garbage
its the faces isn't it? its always the faces that put me off.

>> No.14546932

>>14546924
It was origionally a blank anon looking into the box and someone requested that it be Dante from Devil May Cry

>> No.14546933

>>14546912
>spoiler
It's only natural. Until recently, he explicitly stated he wouldn't draw out-and-out nude, just lewd ero.

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>>14546932
got the original

>> No.14546935

>>14546836
Jerk.

>> No.14546941

>>14546909
It's just hand holding, not that big of a deal.

>> No.14546954

>>14546892
There is barely any echidna are there is but I will not accept that

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>>14546941
>not that big of a deal
Degeneracy

>> No.14546963

>>14546955
Blue board asshole.

>> No.14546970

>>14546955
It literally means nothing, it's just holding hands.

>> No.14546971

>>14546954
yeay but the problam is no body wants to draw them.

they dont have much to differ them from the normal lamia and then there is the fact that /d (and in some cases tg) are the only drawthreads that do mostergirls without complaint

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>> No.14546994

>>14546378
"Won your heart? No! You don't get to put that on me, not after that shit you pulled! Are you quite insane!?"
>"You'd say something like that, even after how savagely you violated my body? Pinning me down with all your might, shouting curses at me, abusing me however you liked until my pussy was a complete wreck"
>She sees his dick
>"Really, after cumming that much you're THAT hard again? You really are the one for me"
"I told you, I'm not your boyfriend or whatever. You got what you wanted didn't you? Now can you get me some clothes so I can go?"
>"But I worked so hard to make this for you, can't you humor me and have some?"
"Look..."
>"Pleeease?"
>Who knew hellhounds could do puppy dog eyes
>May as well, he's hungry as...ugh
>He finishes his meal quickly, trying to not let her see he's enjoying every bite, hatefucking someone can really take it out of you, she smiles opposite him
>"Seconds?"
>He hates himself for it
"Please" he says through gritted teeth
>With a happy yelp she leaps up to get him another helping, a third, then more
>Holy shit who knew he had that much stomach. Satisfied, he prepares to leave
>She places her foot on his crotch
>"But you haven't had dessert"
>He sighs, frustration building again
"what is it with you? Don't you understand I don't want to be some monster's fuckboy? Do you even know my name? What I do for a living? No, you just wanted my body,
>"Don't act like you didn't enjoy it" she's unforgivably smug as she says this
"It changes nothing, you're just another lust crazed-"
>She stands, letting her apron fall to the ground
>"Quit your griping and do me" she smirks
>He feels the irritation of that night coming back
"This is what I'm talking about, do you think you can solve every problem with sex, you can't just... men aren't that simple, despite popular opinion to the contrary. What did you think was going to happen, that I'd be some empty eyed slut for you after a single romp in the sheets with-MMN!"
>She cuts him off with a deep tongue kiss, pulling him forward with her arms around his head, stumbling onto the bed, she breaks off but holds on to him
>"Of course I know your name, where you work and how good you are at it, how hard you try, how underappreciated you are
>She talks a good game, got to give her that
>"I know what movies you like, your favorite foods, your favorite weather, and I know how often you masturbate, twice to sleep, three to wake up, every day
"This would be a whole lot nicer if you didn't stalk me
>Tears well up in her eyes and slide off the sides of her face
"Stop that right now, I won't believe your lies"
>"Lies? I've cared for you, I've let you insult me, humiliate me, I even let you come inside me, yet you still believe I don't love you?"
>She caresses his cheek, he expected it to feel rough, but it's soft and gentle to the touch, an angel's touch
>"I just want you to give me a chance, to make me your woman, do whatever you want with me, you're the only one I want to be with" >"Please..."
>He curses as sinks his flesh into her once more
>"AAHHN! <3 I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU LOVED ME!!" she screams in satisfaction with each thrust
>He's not simple, he's not simple damnit, a meal and some cheap waterworks is all it takes to get him to budge? FUCK THAT!
"Don't just say whatever you want" he slaps her breasts, hard, making her clamp down and arch her back
>"More" her voice is husky, full of want
>>He swats her again and the response is greater, she's like a vice, he ups his tempo to control the flow, twice now she's made him fall, not this time
"Do you really enjoy getting fucked that much!? " his hands tighten around her throat, settling her down slightly, increasing her lust
>"Hit me more" she licks her lips and snakes her tongue obscenely at him
"You're talentless sex maniac!" his hands tighten around her throat, sound stops coming out
"Just stop, let me go..."

>> No.14547000

>>14544565
My kind of snek, this Apophis.

>> No.14547008

>>14546976
That gif looks familiar, what's it from?

>> No.14547012
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I want to discuss Wurms primarily as sexual creatures, rather than as cute ones.

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>>14547012
Ha

Well they're the big spoons for sure.

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>DUDE HAND-HOLDING IS SO FUCKING LEWD LMAO XD

>> No.14547030

>>14547026
I know right? I just want this stupid meme to die, it's as obnoxious as Portal memes by now.

>> No.14547031

>>14547026
>shitposting
You're better than this. Become the person your mother would want you to be.

>> No.14547034

>>14547026
That fox needs to calm down.

>> No.14547039
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What you guys need are some good wholesome oppai lolis!

>> No.14547043

>>14546753
>>14546774
I fucking love this bunny.

>> No.14547046

>>14547039
Looks like kobold daughteru is drinking too much mega holst milk.

>> No.14547047

>>14547026
>>14547030
Right there with you.

>> No.14547048

>>14546994
pls no killerino

>> No.14547050

>>14547046
Not enough milk I say.

>> No.14547053

>>14547008
Highschool DXD

>> No.14547066

>>14547053
Ah, I thought I recognized that art from somewhere. Thanks anon.

>> No.14547074

>>14547048
lel

>> No.14547092

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please remember to cuddle up with a monster girl that can't handle the cold so well.
Winter has come, in some places, and a few girls from warmer regions need a guy to help keep them warm during the winter chill.

>> No.14547101

>>14546912
Color when?

>> No.14547112

>>14546955
Kill yourself

>>14547026
This
"L-L-leewd h-h-handholding" is one of the most autistic memes

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>>14547092
Well, mice usually hibernate, so I'll make sure to keep them warm.

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>>14546976
>>14546955
At least post one of the good ones.

>> No.14547123

>>14547116
God Prison School is fucking awful.

>> No.14547127

>>14547123
The T&A is okay.

>> No.14547131

>>14547127
It was still pretty bad.

>> No.14547135

>>14547131
Yeah.

>> No.14547137

>A Vampire and her not yet undead Incubus husband argue about the heat
>She argues that heating the mansion costs a fortune
>He argues that he doesn't like sleeping with a sweatshirt, long johns, 3 pairs of socks and 2 blankets
>"Fine, you big baby, we'll turn it up to 58. How does that sound?"
>"At least give me 65, Jesus Christ woman!"
>"How about I give you 69, instead?"

>> No.14547139

>finally get waifuborne
>first souls-esque game
>Died so many times on the two werewolves at the start I lost count
how do I git gud? My waifu woud be ashamed.

>> No.14547142

>>14547139
You probably picked up some firebombs while getting to that spot, use them. Also next time you should go ask that general on /vg/

>> No.14547146

>>14547139
Just run past them, there are some stairs on the lest that lead to a house, kill the idiots inside, then kill the wolves while they're at the door, they're too big to come in. Also, take the opportunity to practice parrying, you may not get the riposte because of the uneven terrain, but getting the timing of the shot down will help you later on anyway.

>> No.14547155

>>14547146
*on the left

>> No.14547163

>>14547146
Thanks

>> No.14547169

>>14547163
What starting weapon did you pick?

>> No.14547178

>>14547139
The secret of survival in this very nasty world is to enjoy yourself.

>> No.14547179

>>14547114
Do it Anon.
Keep her warm.

I, meanwhile, have the fires of rage to keep me warm.
Why does HR have all the morons?
What can't they do a simple job such as enabling an account so I don't have to get woken up an hour after I fall asleep just to tell a lady that HR done goofed and anything that I do will be overwritten because these people can't do a simple thing like check a box.

As an aside note, I dearly wish that I could bring a familiar or small/petite MG to work as a stress reliever.
Preferably something with a fluffy tail or ears that I can molest.

Good night again Anons.

>> No.14547180

>>14547169
axe

>> No.14547182

>>14547179
You could always resort to arson.

>> No.14547202

>>14547180
Pfft, you'll be fine. When you do die, don't forget why it happened and don't let it happen again.

>> No.14547205

>>14547202
Yeah, that's what I'm coming to understand.

>>