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When are you guys going to make a new thread? Have something that's totally a succubutt.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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Where are we going today, Mr. anon?

>> No.14550511

Kobold daughterus a cute. A CUTE!

>> No.14550513

Who is this cute Succubutt?

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I was just about to make a thread.
Good on you, anon.

>> No.14550517

Maids are olev.

Homer Simpson, sir. One of your semen demons from Sector 7-G

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Awww shit, succubutt thread? Sign me up, I want to be a succubutt's slut.

>> No.14550521

Page 10 here we go!

>> No.14550522
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Nth for roaches

>> No.14550523

this picture always makes my heartboner go doki doki
and my bonerboner too

>> No.14550530

I like Succubi and Demons equally.

>> No.14550534

I wish Kloah would do a 2nd part to that Hasshaku-sama thing since that image implies that the kid wasn't mindbroken at all.

>> No.14550542
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I want to hire a failing ryu as my personal maid to keep her shrine up!

>> No.14550545

Nothing worthwhile.

>> No.14550550

That looks cute.

>> No.14550556

I wish Kloah would do a doujin featuring a wurm. Not that I'm holding my breath for one.

>> No.14550557
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>have a succubus imouto
>she's always been a good sister to you
>she starts flirting with you
How fucked are you?

>> No.14550560

We're taking the dog to the pound to be put down because it's old and in pain but I don't have the heart to tell her. What should I say?

>> No.14550562

The same place we go every day, Yeti: TO TRY AND SNUGSNUGGLE THE WORLD.


>> No.14550563

Depends on whether or not the planets align and Kloah and KC decide to interact with one another.

>> No.14550565

Ryu looks cute in anything, even gothic lolita or punk or armour.

>> No.14550569

I want to share a pizza with an Italian monstergirl. What species is most likely to be Italian?

>> No.14550575

Depends on how fast she learns all those succubus tricks, how OP succubi are in the world in question and how high my will saves are. Too many variables, so I just don't know.

>> No.14550577

>How fucked are you?
She isn't going to sit properly for a month after I'm done with her.

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>> No.14550585

Hope she's ready to be a mom.

>> No.14550589

Alraunes, Sirens, Lamias, Mino/Holstaurs, Nekomatas, etc...
A lot of monstergirls meet that criteria.

>> No.14550601

Uncle Dad!

>wine grape alraune
>tomato alraune
>The idols of every italian, second in popularity only to the alfredo holst

>> No.14550604

What's the difference between her regular scarf and her cuddling scarf?

>> No.14550615

The cuddling scarf is dry clean only weresheep wool. It's also long enough for two and has a heart stitched onto it.

>> No.14550625
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puffy, tan, cat-pucci

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>> No.14550631

Nipples beware.

>> No.14550632

Not as fucked as she is.

I'm denser than a pile of bricks. I'm terrible when it comes to picking up when someone is flirting.

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>> No.14550649

Weresheep wool and Yeti fur must be hot commodities for winter wear, I would share thast scarf with a Yeti

>> No.14550654

x is best girl

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>> No.14550658

Weresheep wool makes you sleepy, it's for doing cozy inside things, not going outside and getting things done. Who would even shear a yeti, anyway? Why would anyone do such a thing?

>> No.14550677

>He likes X
>When Y exists

>> No.14550681

They appear on a column, which is pretty shit for a screencap

>> No.14550683

Oh neat, I remember when someone made one of these for the MGE way-way back. Let's see...

>Rachnera and Lala tie for best girl
>Then Papi and Suu
>Draco, Manako and Zombina behind that

Sounds about right. Some of the results seem iffy. Like Ton came in a good deal lower than Cott, even though I'd put them about the same. Might be because of clicking "Threeway" too much, perhaps? I dunno. Also put Mero's mom ahead of Mero. Yeah Mero sucks, but her mom's worse.

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>> No.14550685

Their fur gets too thick and they turn into mofu balls and can't see, they need trimmed every so often

>> No.14550686

That look painful

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>> No.14550698

what are you a cop?

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>> No.14550718
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Pretty accurate
Not pictured are the super shit girls

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>Liz all the way up to number 3.

Good taste.

>> No.14550760

I can't get enough of fat lizard butts.

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Shame they're few and far between.

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so there's one doujin about bat girl and i'm baffled as to why there aren't more delicious bat butts out there. is it because the werebat in mge is shit or is it because everybody hates adorable flying mice?

>> No.14550791

I want a pharaoh to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to be so busy laughing that she doesn't notice the apophis taking over her kingdom!
I want her to blame me and place a curse on my head!
The curse of a tinier penis!
I want it not to work because my penis is already fucking tiny!

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>the werebat in mge is shit
You're shit.

>> No.14550808

>The curse turns your outie into an innie
>Become an alp with a flat chest that everyone makes fun of

Don't do this, tiny penis man. You'll be messing with the wrong monstergirl this time.

>> No.14550810

Would you a Space Cyclops?

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>> No.14550820

Has anyone drawn a Rightclops yet?

>> No.14550824

That looks like the unholy spawn of a Sonic character and a DBZ character
>That butt
But, maybe, perhaps

>> No.14550825

Manako = Polt > Tio = Zombina > Lala > Kii > Kinu > Yukio > Merino > Oct > Cathyl > Liz > Miia = Cerea = Papi = Mero > Suu = Rachnera > Papi's Mom = Ton > Draco = Lilith > Luz > Cott > Yuuhi = Cerea's Mom > Mero's Mom = Miia's Mom = Doppel

I have no idea how the fuck I ended with this.

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>the werebat in mge is shit
you dont mean that

>> No.14550860

it was meant as a part of the question, not a statement of opinion. i should have worded it better. the werebat in mge is obviously not shit.

>> No.14550862

Because everyone is interested in some other higher rank monstergirl

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Part of me is confused as to how some of these results came around, though I was probably thinking more with my dick than if the characters were good or not.

>> No.14550877

Here's to a new year with monstergirls

>> No.14550880

That show was awful

>> No.14550884

>adorable flying mice?
Why has this not occurred to me before? Tell me more.

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News years eve isn't until a few hours from now.

>> No.14550887

>A DBZ Character

>> No.14550888

Thanks for telling us every time you see something from it.

>> No.14550890

Well if you're in 'Straya Cunt and the other side of the world, isn't it technically New Year's Eve?

>> No.14550891

>flying mice
But can I sniff them?

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You're welcome

>> No.14550903

I'm from burgerland.

>> No.14550910

Well, you probably could but they'd either smell like fruit or NEET.

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>> No.14550920
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Eh, more or less. I'd rather put Kii a bit higher but that's it.

>> No.14550923

I wonder if you had an undead waifu, she'd make a conscious effort to breathe for you because you find the constant reminder of her presence soothing.

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You should hang out in the grasslands of Horse Pussy Kingdom it's got plenty of nice Weresheep and Holstaurs.

You might even get a chance to watch Minotaurs conduct the sacred rite of the "Bull Fight" in the Colosseum when both desire the same man or need to settle some other important dispute.

A bit violent and some people may find it in poor taste to watch but it's non-lethal and Unicorns are always standing by.

>> No.14550940
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Why are Shogs so perfect?

>> No.14550941

Is that her? If so, I'm not fucked at all. She is though. All night.

>> No.14550944

She's a slime so no.

>> No.14550948
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Black sclera, morphable bodytypes, and the ability to create household items from their own mass.

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You shut your fucking mouth

>> No.14550956

Is she saying she can't equip eye-flames and glasses at the same time because they go in the same item slot? Poor girl. Nothing sadder than a visually impaired Hellpup.

>> No.14550960

She could probably just emanate some of her own energy i order to create a soothing atmosphere for her own husband.

>> No.14550963

aren't they?

>> No.14550966
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Can't be trusted.

>> No.14550967

I found it mildly amusing, though certainly not worth the hype it got. I'm still pissed about the mosquito girl.

>> No.14550973

Whoa dude. Is that new?
Y'know, with uniform like that I'd reconsider wanting one.

>> No.14550974

The combination of spooky, pervy horror and prim and proper maid is wonderful.

>> No.14550981
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She was pretty much the only good thing about that show

>> No.14550982
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Barb drew these very recently.

>> No.14550987
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I stuck with my top 10 for time's sake.

Hellhounds are cute! CUTE!

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All that blood goes straight to her butt.

>> No.14550992

what the fuck is wrong with her face, she looks like she has down's syndrome

>> No.14550997

Did you not know about OPM beforehand or did you just expect them to do something different?
It's a comedy, what did you expect? If you want a serious superhero anime just wait for My Hero Academia.

>> No.14551000

Wut. It's absolutely fine you dumb mongol.

>> No.14551001

Also, I see he reduced the nose.

>> No.14551005

Nigga the face looks fine.
Anyways she also has the bedroom eyes common on Titanias.

>> No.14551010

Armored Titania, ready for battle!

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Rather than wait he could go watch a good superhero comedy that is already out, like Samurai Flamenco
Pinky a best, by the way.

>> No.14551014

in what fucking way is that a "fine" face, has everyone lost their eyesight and is now praising any tumblr MGE fanart as "fine" just because it's MGE-related? is it a new meme?

>> No.14551016

I miss the holstaurs.

>> No.14551018
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Pretty close to my tier list, though I am baffled at how high Yukino got on the list.

>> No.14551021

Or protect her husbando/otouto.

>> No.14551026

"What a shame' She was a good kobold, what a rotten way to die."

>> No.14551029

Are you a new, super special breed of retard or something?

>> No.14551032

no, i'm apparently the last person with some working taste and eyes in this thread. sorry i can't help you find your kin.

>> No.14551034

He thinks it has a tumblr nose and he's trying to fit in.

>> No.14551038
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>Amazonian Titanias

Yes... YYYEEESS! Pity she isn't brown.

A few more and we shall have a collection of Amazonian MGs! We just need some Mermaid and Lamias now and then most of the big races are covered.

>> No.14551041

An Anon from the previous thread stated it nicely >>14549088
>Photo-realistic nose and fairly realistic mouth don't match the style of the rest so they stand out and throw people off.

>> No.14551043

I didn't know much about it before hand, never read the manga. I went in expecting a comedy, more or less. I thought it was alright, just not great.

>> No.14551045

How cute.

>> No.14551056

It's not the best, but it is pretty impressive that it got a well animated Anime given it's origins as a webcomic.
The battle with Boros was kinda cool though.

>> No.14551059

I'm usually among those welcoming tumblr features harshly, but NO, there isn't anything bad about that face when I look at it.
It's somewhat on it's own rather than 100% anime, and we've been aware of Barb's style for a while now.
Honestly, sounds more like you're genuinely overreacting.

>> No.14551063

>TFW no Xenomorph girl stories

Every time somebody brings up Werebat I remember that one stupid fucking oneesan sleep rape premise that just kind of festers in its mediocrity.

>> No.14551072

>I remember that one stupid fucking oneesan sleep rape premise that just kind of festers in its mediocrity.
Shame that one faggot continued to be whiny ass instead of gitting gud.

>> No.14551074

>that one stupid fucking oneesan sleep rape premise

I wanna read about that. Got source?

>> No.14551077

Her face looks crooked but otherwise it's okay
His other Titania pic is fucking disgusting though
At least he improved from awful to average

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It only exists in greenword format unfortunately.

>> No.14551082


KC sold out of his Cheshire Book at Comiket.
I hope I can still get a copy online when my proxy comes back from vacation...

>> No.14551085 [DELETED] 

Don't you mean she?

>> No.14551087

Hot damn, that's good news.

>> No.14551092

>>have a succubus imouto
Not an Alp, ain't worth fucking
get outta here your disgusting vanilla slut

>> No.14551097


KC's finish with the Cheshire book?

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>> No.14551105

>Constructive criticism is rare and between
>Wonders why mediocre to bad writers get dissuaded from writing when all people do is act smarmy and go 'git gud'

idk senpai, you tell me.

>> No.14551107

That's surprising, I thought Cheshire wasn't popular in Japan

>> No.14551111 [DELETED] 

>horse pussy kingdom starts importing girl of other species in the hopes of drawing males
>every monster gets a husband except the natives
>CC centaurs everywhere

>> No.14551112

He completed it last week.

>> No.14551113

> not wanting to be the person your otouto comes to when he becomes a she
> not wanting to make her cry out lewdly as you teach her the pleasures of being a girl
> not playfully ruffling her hair when she points out her breasts keep getting bigger every time you fuck her
Who's the faggot now?

>> No.14551120

Vanilla is a good flavor.

>> No.14551125

But why vanilla, when you can have a fruit?

>> No.14551126

>Who's the faggot now?
Still you for certain.

>> No.14551127 [DELETED] 

>that fucking face

>> No.14551133

I believe you may be overreacting.

>> No.14551134 [DELETED] 


>> No.14551135

Still just as mediocre and generic as the day it was written.

>> No.14551141 [DELETED] 

>not chocolate
You disgust me.

>> No.14551146

Chocolate goes well with nuts
or fruit and dark chocolate
As long as there's some lewd alp in their with cherry-red nipples, it's fine

>> No.14551148
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>"EY! L-Let go! Stop messing with me! I'm your class-rep! Stop this b-bull pucky! My dad is the City Manager and my m-mom is the head of the PTO! Stop! If I didn't like you I'd have you e-expelled! W-What? I didn't say anything like that, you d-degenerate! I'm just too nice to let such a poor, misguided student get punished so harshly! STOP IT! N-NO! That doesn't mean you can mess with my h-horns instead!"

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have a lovely fox, /MGG/.

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>Literally bullying a Dragon
There are less painful methods of suicide, anon.

>> No.14551166 [DELETED] 

Go big or go home.

>> No.14551170

Really? You're the dirty degenerate posting in this thread...
how can you say you don't like Alps when the OP image is an Alp, huh?

>> No.14551177 [DELETED] 

>post random succubutt
>it's an alp!
This, among other faults is why no one likes you faggots.

>> No.14551179

How about a chocolate covered alp?

>> No.14551180
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oh i finished coloring that

>> No.14551184

Wife slime best slime.

>> No.14551190

While it's a genderbend character, it certainly doesn't qualify as an Alp due to the fact it isn't related to the MGE.
>tfw like mtf genderbending
>tfw alpfags are obnoxious faggots

>> No.14551198 [DELETED] 

What's a Rightclops?

>> No.14551201

Good work famiglia.
Though my only criticism with the design is her apparent lack of thumbs.

>> No.14551209

Fucking beautiful
Thank you very much for doing that drawing and the colours.

>> No.14551210

Excellent news. Now waiting 'til it gets on E-hentai.

>> No.14551211

Nah, you are just blind or have shit taste
Even on fucking MGE wiki people asking what's wrong with this guy's faces
And those fags have no quality control whatsoever

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>> No.14551215

If you've seen his other faces you'd know this is probably the best looking one of them all
Just chill out, dude. You might pull something

>> No.14551218
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So could a monster develop some sort of addiction/fetish to themselves? Like, an alraune getting addicted to her own nectar or something like that?
>Come home
>Find holst waifu doing this
>Wat do?

>> No.14551219

Kill yourself with your transgender shit

>> No.14551220

Tail looks a bit strange, and she doesn't appear to have thumbs, but looks beautiful nonetheless.

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>> No.14551222

What is this, amateur hour?

>> No.14551225

Might wanna be careful anon.
Also, the only correct answer is fuck her while sucking on her tits.

>> No.14551226 [DELETED] 

Expectate amusedly.

>> No.14551229

Heh, isn't it a bit too fast?
Or he made small amount of copies like usual?

>> No.14551230

That was supposed to be spoilered. I'm an idiot. This is what the image was:

>> No.14551232 [DELETED] 

There is nothing wrong with e hentai. Lu.Ci.Ous, now there's a clusterfuck.

>> No.14551235

We all saw it, anon. You don't need to do that

>> No.14551238 [DELETED] 

>vampire starts sucking her own blood
>she becomes lanky, her hair disheveled , her skin it littered with puncture marks, almost like a heroin junkie
Expand Dong.

>> No.14551240 [DELETED] 

Is your penis really tiny or is this a stupid obligatory post?

>> No.14551241
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>There is nothing wrong with e hentai.

>> No.14551246

>There is nothing wrong with e hentai
Now that, is the best joke of this thread so far

>> No.14551250

Dragons are nice and will not bully you if you treat them with the respect they deserve.

>> No.14551253
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more wip

>CC centaurs everywhere
So much unf.


>> No.14551256


*proceeds to hatefuck her and hatesuck her milk*

>> No.14551257

Turn your noob alarm off spergers, I just use the word for both the normal and panda versions altogether, couldn't be bothered to impress some Waffen-SS of the chinese porn Reich over the Internet.

>> No.14551258 [DELETED] 

Okay, explain what's wrong with it, because I honestly do not understand the elitism displayed here from which site you fap at.

>> No.14551263

If I even cared to get gud I'd keep writing instead of expecting the more vocal idiots to know anything outside of what their erection tells them.

>> No.14551265

>bully and rape the dragon

That is a very good idea.

>> No.14551267 [DELETED] 

Respect is earned. See these nuts.

>> No.14551272

They have to earn that respect. Which would be pretty pathetic if they can't.

>> No.14551274

Heh, Bollocks.

>> No.14551275

>them Amazon muscles

>> No.14551276 [DELETED] 

No anon, no unf, you point and laugh as you princess carry your Hinezumi waifu.

No I'm not Nyanon or Mausposter.

Where IS Nyanon? I miss him.

>> No.14551279

I mean, shit son. Boners are a hazardous thing.

Especially when you actually consider fapping to fellatio from a Xenomorph with those bewitchingly androgynous bodies of theirs

>> No.14551280

You know, that's a good question. Where did our resident maus sniffer Nyanon go?

>> No.14551281

Would she do double fellatio, or are we sticking with the 'second mouth is high-speed acidic death' angle?

>> No.14551286

I would treat dragons with respect, but I'll be damned if I don't make sure they reciprocate it.
As the other anons have pointed out, respect is earned, not deserved.

>> No.14551291 [DELETED] 

I'm waiting.

>> No.14551293
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Kenkou Cross does not understand the Tanuki mind tricks of hentai commerce. At all.
It's a double-edged sword, because on the one hand, it means he doesn't spaz out when people redistribute all his work online ibstead of buying physical copies well except that one time.
But on the other hand it means we will never own physical copies, in either Japanese or English, because he mismatches supply to demand so egregiously.

>> No.14551299

Why the fuck would you?
When will they learn?

>> No.14551301

Waiting for what? The pizza deliverer? I'm not paying this time

>> No.14551308 [DELETED] 

Which monstergirl would be the best at calming murderous rages?

>> No.14551311

>both retarded AND impatient

>> No.14551312

Fellatio with a xenomorph feels like a terrible plan considering all their bodily fluids are acidic. But if they weren't then might as well stick your dick in the inner mouth and let it stroke while the upper mouth provides pressure.

>> No.14551316
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Her shtick is literally fucking people calm.

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>> No.14551324

I hope I get another mazon package so I can say hi to the pretty deliverywock again.

Slime. They could just envelope whoever until they calm the fuck down.

>> No.14551334
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Weresheep. If you can cuddle something that soft and fluffy and still walk away mad, you've transcended rage.

>> No.14551335
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>Hooved people staying with other hooved people
>Within a Homeland that caters to most hooved people's usual habitats

Get with the times old man, besides you don't have to worry about dirty degenerate foot fetishes within Horse Pussy Kingdom for the most part.

Also purest girl lives there.

>> No.14551336 [DELETED] 

So you have nothing to say and are merely waving your opinions in people's faces like a two inch pecker. Thought so.

>> No.14551341

Kesaran Pasaran

>> No.14551345

>Also purest girl lives there.
Unicorns are mental turbosluts though. If their bodies are pure but their minds as black as a wock's dirtiest dreams can we really still call them pure? She's like some kind of reverse alice or osmething.

>> No.14551347 [DELETED] 

You want this to end in a bloodbath don't you?

>> No.14551349
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>two inch pecker
A good way to describe the average e-hentai user. I already explained it you retard.

>> No.14551352
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>there are people that DON'T like bullying

fucking why?

>> No.14551358

Dude, do we need to send you a tactical Yuki-Onna care package?

>> No.14551362

>Xenomorph blowjob
>Starts out good enough
>Her mouth is slathered in saliva that makes your skin tingle
>It's really warm inside her
>Suddenly she slips the second mouth over you
>It's extremely tight & hot
>It's very muscular, stroking you as it ripples and undulates
>Second mouth lets her take you extremely deep into her mouth
>You're so deep in her now that she can tongue and suck on your balls while her second mouth pumps you

>> No.14551375
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They're all mental turbosluts anon.

The difference is one of them has self control and the others don't.

>> No.14551376

N-no u.

>no unf
I disagree. A hinezumi is fine too tho.
I miss Nyanon too.

>> No.14551377

You had me, Anon. I was going to put the voting slip into the ballet.
But you fucked up

>> No.14551378

but the second mouth IS the tongue

>> No.14551379

Their saliva is a resin-based fluid they use to build their hives, but they can also spit acid. That and you'll trip balls if you eat Royal Jelly.

We're talking Dredd levels of Slo-Mo drug abuse.

Not that I should even dignify this with an answer to this, but double fellatio. Then to ruin the mental image for you The Xenomorph's tongue was modeled to be a vagina dentata on the end of a phallus

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It reminds them of high school. And Middle School. And Elementary.

>> No.14551389

So, guess the whole thing means KC was on Comiket in the flesh?
I'd wish to see how the guy looks, it's gotten a tad intriguing over a few years. Wonder if he's probably geeky like Crabman as would be expected, though I tend imagine him more like ZUN, at least in terms of maturity.

>> No.14551396

>They're all mental turbosluts anon
Okay, that IS mostly a fair point.

>> No.14551397
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it was a doodle but ill make sure to work on that next time thank you

heres a slime

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>> No.14551400

>That spoiler
You're acting like that's going to stop people. Shoggoths are supposed to be horrid amalgamations of tentacles, eyes, fish parts, and people, but they're just lewd maids here. To us, second mouth just means more things to have fun with.

>> No.14551405

Oh, I'm here. Lurking. Trying to get my urge to write back. Apalled at how few bat girl pics are out there when you filter out all the undesirable series.

>> No.14551408 [DELETED] 


>> No.14551409

Cute/10, would heatpat and snuggle with.

>> No.14551412 [DELETED] 

Good to see you live.

>> No.14551413

It's an expression familie.
Also, cute Slime friendo.

>> No.14551423

'Least you're alive chief. That's good to hear

>> No.14551429 [DELETED] 

Age of consent laws would either send MGs into laughing fits or incoherent rage.

>> No.14551431
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Yeah, poor guy doesn't have a single jew gene and will work as salary man for the rest of his life. He makes too little copies of his merch and sells them too cheap.
Meanwhile crab is cashing out at shitty kancolle clone

>> No.14551432

I like it.

He does some weird faces but this one doesn't bother me, it's just a different style.

>> No.14551433

I think when it comes to content and getting the urge to create, you just have to force yourself to get into a rhythm. Or at least that's what I try to do.

Glad you're not kill man, I like your writings.

>> No.14551436

I'm loathe to people actually liking any idea I have.

>> No.14551437

Yeah, I thought the animation was great.

>> No.14551438
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>> No.14551444 [DELETED] 

>kankolle clone

>> No.14551449 [DELETED] 

I don't know what pisses me off more, the fang, the stupid plushie, or the monoeye smiling.

>> No.14551451

It should be the fang, it's poor dentistry.

>> No.14551458
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Damn skippy.

>> No.14551460

EMG mobage that is spammed here

>> No.14551463


>> No.14551466

I want to tease a my CC tarrasque onee-san about being single at her age.

I want to convince her she'll attract men if she puts on a lewd, weird outfit.

I want her to notice my boner when she's trying it on and awkwardly suggest I help her practice other things.

>> No.14551467

Happiest monoeye I've ever seen

>> No.14551492

I'm not paying much attention to this but they're probably pointing out you used e-hentai instead of ex. That might not mean anything at all but e-hentai is the public version of the site and doesn't have a lot of the content of questionable legality you can find on ex, and people who have been around for a while usually associate browsing e-h with being new to the whole masturbating to chinese cartoon boobies on the internet thing. Or maybe they just don't like the site, who knows.

>> No.14551497

It usually takes somewhere from 2 weeks to NEVER EVER to get doujins uploaded

>> No.14551505

Ok I'm curious. What does CC mean?

>> No.14551517
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Being princess-carried is nice.

>> No.14551518

Christmas Cake.

>> No.14551522

New in these parts?

It means Christmas cake. Japanese tradition thing, the important part is an unmarried woman over 25 is considered 'past her expiration date' like a Christmas cake that's still around after the 25th.

>> No.14551523 [DELETED] 

Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.14551524

Kram > T-Rex

>> No.14551528

She's pretty great.

>> No.14551529



but I agree.

>> No.14551530

I want to be picked up in a prince carry by my Hellhound childhood friend when I sprain my ankle running track.
I want to surprise her years later by training so I can princess carry her to the car after our wedding.

>> No.14551531

I want a Jinko do that to me.

>> No.14551534

super cute

>> No.14551535
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>> No.14551537

They aren't one of the big species though, right? She probably doesn't weigh that much.

>> No.14551539
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>Year of the sheep is almost over
At least it was nice while it lasted.

>> No.14551542

I'm kinda out of shape.
And I was kinda reedy when I was a teenager.

>> No.14551544

Farewell year of fat sheep tits.
Hello year of fat monkey butts.

>> No.14551546 [DELETED] 

>you will never play your weresheep's huge tits like bongos for fun

>> No.14551551 [DELETED] 

It's really not.

>> No.14551556
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>not a big species
They are if you have great taste.

>> No.14551559


Been here awhile. I just don't frequent this threads 24/7. First time hearing the term CC.

>> No.14551561

I'm getting the .50 cal

>> No.14551564

My nigga.

>> No.14551565

Out of your ass?

>> No.14551566

Hellhounds are cute! CUTE!

>> No.14551569

I want a big Hellhound to pick me up in a bear hug while nuzzling my cheek with her cheek!

>> No.14551571
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Rude. How could you do that to this smile?

>> No.14551572 [DELETED] 

Out of the shed to cut apart your shitty dog into tiny, sizzling pieces.

>> No.14551573
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>you will never be a bishie prince
>a muscular dragon will never princess carry you away from your living quarters
>you will never accept this with a "shit-happens" attitude

>> No.14551574

He does reprints you realize.

To my understanding, he was selling fresh copies of the MGE-1 along with the Cheshire H-Comic.
Also I own copies of the MGE-1, and both World Guides, so...

>> No.14551578
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Nice to see a happy Dragon.

>> No.14551584

Oh, salty faggot spotted!

>> No.14551586 [DELETED] 

I will never be able to get over the fact her ears look like they're full of ticks.

>> No.14551587

>Implying those bullets won't just melt when they touch her
>implying she isn't going to just wrest your puny gun away and break it

>> No.14551589 [DELETED] 

You have already lost.

>> No.14551592 [DELETED] 

>muh invincible monsters

>> No.14551595

You couldn't do jack shit, you weak little faggot.

>> No.14551600 [DELETED] 

Your waifu a shit and I'll scream it high heaven wherever I go. Stay mad.

>> No.14551602


>> No.14551607

Oh, but you are mad! Grumpy faggot!

>> No.14551612 [DELETED] 


>> No.14551616

Ban evading?

>> No.14551619
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You wouldn't eat somewhere that has rats in the kitchen, would you?

>> No.14551623

Absolutely not.

>> No.14551624

As much as I like their design, I wouldn't be able to deal with a Hellhound.
I would prefer a tall, busty Kobold.

>> No.14551629

What about just a loli Hellhound?

>> No.14551631 [DELETED] 

What a strange development.

>> No.14551632

I hear they are good cookers, so sure.

>> No.14551635

Not a fan of the loli body type. Hellhounds are just too energetic for me, in a manner of speaking.

>> No.14551637

Probably, it's always that same faggot shitposting about Hellhounds.

>> No.14551643

What is?

>> No.14551644

Not after seeing that third muppet movie

>> No.14551648

I feel you senpai.

>> No.14551651 [DELETED] 

>only one guy doesn't like hellhounds
You're better than this.

>> No.14551654
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>Stop this b-bull pucky!

>> No.14551656


>> No.14551658

I know of one shitposter that doesn't like Hellhounds and always gets banned. But let's just drop this subject, he seems to be gone now.

>> No.14551661

I want to ruffle her hair.

>> No.14551665

Gonna cuddle and nuzzle a Wurm. They are like big teddy bears, except with more scales, breasts and rape.

>> No.14551670 [DELETED] 

but hellhounds still a shit

>> No.14551673

no u!

>> No.14551674

I want to feed a loli Wurm cookies in bed on her birthday!

>> No.14551677

I want to touch her small chest, grope her tight butt, and then rip off her glasses and kiss her as I pull her big, fluffy tail!

It'd leave her a big embarrassed mess!

>> No.14551681

I want to tease her and then brace myself for the inevitable rape when she discovers how strong she actually is!

>> No.14551687

>Removing the nerdy Hellhound's glasses.
No anon! If you do that she can equip her flaming eyes and become confident enough to fuck you until there's an imprint in her bed!
Huh, I just convinced myself to take off her glasses.

>> No.14551690

Ban evasion is against the ruuruus

>> No.14551692

Before getting raped?

>> No.14551698

I want to spank a Wurm's loli butt.

>> No.14551699

Between sessions. The milk she gets with them is my cum.

>> No.14551701

I want to do the worm with a sperm Wurm

>> No.14551704

>have a flat chested childhood friend Hellhound
>she's literally the flattest woman in your town
>she doesn't tell you about her love for you because she thinks you only like big tits
>but no one will know your secret
>you love flat chested tomboys
>like your childhood friend

>> No.14551706

Are we trying to perform the accursed ritual to summon quicksilver?

>> No.14551707

>clear skin

>> No.14551714

who wins?

>NO MATTER WHO WINS, WE LOSE. (But actually win because who doesn't want hellhound rape?)

>> No.14551717

How does one summon himself anon?

>> No.14551718

Is she nice to you but violent to all the sluts that try to rape you?
Does she casually touch you and let you play with her hair and come over to your house every day?
Because then she'd be Aika Hellhound, and I want that.

>> No.14551722

I love flat chested tomboy childhood friends.

>> No.14551723

How would she react if you told her?
Would she get the biggest, widest smile on her face as her tail starts wagging out of control?

>> No.14551724

>old Timey speech
I want to hit her with a truck

>> No.14551725

Well, I guess you'll have to ask satan how his efforts are coming.

>> No.14551726

So is this creature somebody's oc or something?

>> No.14551729
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Ice-skating glacies!

>> No.14551732
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how would you corrupt the white mage?

>> No.14551733

Do you want to get NTR'd?
Cause that's how you get NTR'd.

>> No.14551736

By tenderly making love to her in a bed while kissing and holding hands just kidding, being violated by monsters.

>> No.14551737

Hockey playing Yetis.
They hug very aggressively.

>> No.14551740

Yes, that sounds awesome.

>> No.14551741

how does she react when she accidentally hears you behind the school, telling your male friends that "Big boobs aren't all that great!" and espousing the virtues of flat chests?

>> No.14551742

>So is this creature somebody's oc or something?
Nah, and if I recall correctly it was drawn in response to a greentext very recently.

>> No.14551743

No, it was part of a thread discussion on how a loli Hellhound who wears glasses couldn't do her eye-fire thing without ruining them.

>> No.14551745

cumming in 'er armpits with some rough doggy-style to finish

>> No.14551747
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throw a demon at her

>> No.14551748

She looks primed already.

>> No.14551749

Hockey playing Hellhounds.
They melt the ice and get sent to the penalty box where they pout.

Complete her race change quest to allow her to ascend and become an angel.

>> No.14551750

I dunno, depends on the mood.
Watching her go from a meek healer to a savage werewolf or transforming into a rape train of an ushi would be good.
Watching her skin go purple as the wings of the fallen sprout from her back would be another, as would stumbling across a porcelin skinned, red eyed version of her after a run-in with a vampire, the healer begging for something to quench her thirst.

I wouldn't even mind watching her shrink/de-age into a cute little witch with tears in her eyes at her lost curves or experiencing her bust bursting from those robes while little cow horns poke from her ears due to a mix up at a bar that gave her the 'good stuff'.

in the end though, all I care about is that I wake up after the first time coitus with her snuggling next to me.

>> No.14551752

Aww, damn, that sounds neat and I think I missed it while I was gone for Christmas.

>> No.14551754


>> No.14551755

I would not.

>> No.14551757

I'm goalie so none of this really impacts me.

I wouldn't mind the variety in teammates thought.

>> No.14551758

Zamboni ice-wurms?

>> No.14551759

Become an incubus and then rape her ass.

>> No.14551761


>> No.14551762

Oh fuck, I was replying to this >>14551732

>> No.14551765

Fantastic taste anons.

>> No.14551766

Very carefully

>> No.14551767


I would love to watch Wurms on Ice. They just sort of slide around everywhere on their scales.

>> No.14551769

Don't joke about that Anon.

Zambonis are bad enough as it is.

>> No.14551772

>she hears this
>plans out the next full moon night
>she catches you off guard and expresses her love to you
>by pinning you down and riding you
>seven times that first night to be exact

>> No.14551773

Make her wear cursed equipment

>> No.14551774



>> No.14551776

I want to fuse a hellhound and a weresheep.
Tell me anon, which monster girls would you fuse together?

>> No.14551777

Kiki and a holst.

>> No.14551780

A holst and another holst.

>> No.14551781

A human girl and an elf.

>> No.14551782

Kikis ans Shoggoth.

>> No.14551783

>You'll never be assigned to a group of monstergirl adventurers who were expecting some softhearted cute boy instead of an irritated washout.
>You'll never grow irritated every time they do something stupid because you'll have to patch them up.
>They'll never start to consider that you have your own charms that they enjoy.
This is pain.

>> No.14551784

My cousin was killed by a Zamboni. He was so young.

>> No.14551786

Read that as Zombonies, made me think of some undead or a wight.

>> No.14551788


>> No.14551789

Yeti and a Scylla

>> No.14551790

Mmm, sweater and a fire.

>> No.14551791

>I went in expecting a comedy
It's more satire than straight up comedy.

>> No.14551792

Apophis and Glacies or Wurm and Wight

>> No.14551793

Jubjub and a Holstaur
Ignis and a Hellhound
Ignis and a Kitsune-bi
Living Doll with a Ryu/Wurm
Living Doll and a Shoggoth
Golem and a Raiju

>> No.14551794

Wurm and Valkyrie.

>> No.14551798
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Kraken and vampire.

>> No.14551800

>"I was fucking joking, you disgusting whore! Flat tits are the worst! Get off me you fucking second-rate Alp! I thought we were fucking friends!? What the fuck!?"

what then?

>> No.14551803
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>> No.14551804

Hellhound and Wendigo

Fire and Ice.

>> No.14551805

Ushi-Oni and Lilim.
There is no escape.

>> No.14551806

Living doll with a mouse.

>> No.14551808


Oh lordy, even in death they refresh the ice.

Sounds like an aggressive sleep rapist.

So a mega holst.

A half elf, for those adventurers who want to act like a snooty elf without the con penalty.

Mega maid.

Healers are not the meek babies that anime and crap makes them out to be.
They are jaded motherfuckers who will hate everything the rest of the party does.

The fluffiest hug monster.

So either an ice queen that is very possesive or an undead wurm that likes to look classy while watching gundam.

A winged wurm who lives for JUSTICE!

She hugs you tight so she can drain you.

>> No.14551809

You alp.

>> No.14551810

I like you.

>> No.14551811
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Yes, yes. I like this.

>> No.14551817

That would be the most frighteningly sexy ara ara and ufufufu.

>> No.14551819

ignis and dragon
Imagine it. raw power wrapped in living fire and scaled beauty.

>> No.14551820

The alp is already turning other boys into alps >>14551810, somebody stop her!

>> No.14551825

Would she be a demi-elemental like the Glacies?

>> No.14551830

could you handle her little flaming eyes staring out from under her cloak as she 'awawawooos' aggressively at you?

The tried and true rape monster.

Sounds like a nice teddy mouse to nap with.

A busty bird that can't fly but has tits that are out of this world.

An extremely fiery hellhound.

Living flame fox.

A wurm/ryu with joints that you can take apart with little issue.

A maid you can assemble/disassemble as you wish.

A golem that generates her own electricity for attacks that also has little wolf ears.

Could you handle the cracks in her scales glowing and little flames flickering out with every breath?

>> No.14551832

Cut the gay Alp RP shit out faggot.

>> No.14551835

I know right? I just want to chew out a Kakuen while healing her busted arm.
>"I swear to god, one of these days you're going to do something so stupid that I'm not going to be able to put your dumb ass back together!"

>> No.14551836

I guess so

>> No.14551839
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Lichify an Anubis.

>> No.14551840

>Could you handle the cracks in her scales glowing and little flames flickering out with every breath?
I would take it all and more if it meant i got my girl

>> No.14551842
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I want to remove hellhounds with a paladin ojou. Violently.

>> No.14551843

You know, a vampire mouse could be nice too.

>> No.14551844

>could you handle her little flaming eyes staring out from under her cloak as she 'awawawooos' aggressively at you?
Oh god that sounds cute.

>> No.14551846

>It'll be fine you said!
>Don't worry Anon will keep us patched up! It's not like he hates us putting extra work on his plate.
>"Anon, you don't have to be so sarcasti-"
>Bitch! I just gave you your eye back and made sure that everyone got out alive! I have earned my sarcasm!

>> No.14551847

>Froppy will be animated soon
Oh my I simply cannot wait.

>> No.14551850

You are both raped multiple times.

>> No.14551852
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A flatfag has no credibility calling anyone else an alp.

>> No.14551854

Good man.

Would she have tiny little fangs and pout whenever you didn't take her seriously?

Don't forget her much fluffier tail thrashing as you ruffle her hair, the little wendihound pouting that you don't take her seriously.

>> No.14551859

Shut up alp.

>> No.14551861

>we sing songs of conquest while marching home in victory, adding a new set of hellhound teeth to our collection

>> No.14551865

You're arguing in front of the mirror again.

>> No.14551866

>Would she have tiny little fangs and pout whenever you didn't take her seriously?
Of course. But mostly it'd be for the close cuddles while she sips from my neck every night.

>> No.14551867

Ushi-oni + wurm = ???

>> No.14551868

Fuck off MGU.

>> No.14551870
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Don't forget Midnight and Uravity and Momo and Mount Lady and Jirou and all the other girls because they're all adorable.

>> No.14551872

>Panties on under the garters
Rookie mistake.

>> No.14551873


>> No.14551875

Nope, you are both raped and become the bitch of some ramdom hellhound. Congratulations.

>> No.14551877

How about no? Removing monsters is part of MGE.

>> No.14551878

>she runs away
>don't hear from her all week
>go to her house and there is a work crew in their backyard taking down a tree
>her mother meets you at the door but breaks down in front of you
>she committed suicide by hanging herself in the backyard
>she never told anyone that she did it because you rejected her
>you get off scott free except for something you'll be carrying the rest of your life
>she then comes back as a Will-o-Wisp and haunts you for the rest of your life
>and is has a hatred of hellhounds now because since she thinks you hate them; she does too

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>> No.14551880

Good man, enjoy her nibbling at your neck before falling asleep.

Either a rape spider with scales instead of chitin or an oddly colored wurm that has regeneration on top of her absurd armor.

>> No.14551881

Haha no.

>> No.14551882

A hellhound and the least rapey Titania . I like the hellhound design, but don't like constant aggressive rape. Maybe occasionally, but I'd like a waifu that I can do non-sex things with. A sex machine would be fun for the first few weeks, but I don't feel like I could like someone whos entire personality is 'sex now'. Also gentle onee chan loving and cuddles.

>> No.14551883

Your bitchboy fantasies don't apply to me.

>> No.14551886

Don't get ahead of yourself, fa/tg/uy.

>> No.14551888

>just no
>cause my headcanon
Nice chat. I'll over here, counting hellhounds pelts.

>> No.14551890

God I love the music for this game.

>> No.14551891

Gomen, I didn't know it was that guy.

>> No.14551892

Wrong again.

>> No.14551894

You really need to stop blaming 'that one guy.'

>> No.14551895

So a oneesan hellhound with flaming butterfly wings that does her best to act tough but is actually quite childish?

Sounds good.

Nah, a true fa/tg/uy is looking to adventure with them, not exterminate them.

/tg/ loves its waifus.

>> No.14551896

A lava golem and a kraken

>> No.14551899
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Keep calm and tease cats.

>> No.14551900

>You could've died you moron! Don't go doing shit like that again!
>"Awwww, you do care!"
>It must be so amazing being delusional.

>> No.14551903

Lich and Shoggoth
Shoggoth and Queen Slime
Baphomet and Mega Holst

>> No.14551905

I want to raise orphan hellpups with that paladin ojou. Lovingly.

>> No.14551906

I see, "edgy faggot" should work then.

>> No.14551907

An Alp and a Jabberwock

>> No.14551909

>get lich wife
>trap bitch in soul jar
>make her listen to the passionate moans of lich waifu for the rest of eternity
She really did not think this through.

>> No.14551910

That's insanely hot. Why though?

>> No.14551911

I did not realize how much of an ass Tsuyu's got.

>> No.14551912 [SPOILER] 
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>Date a Succubus
>You two actually hit it off really well
>She has a lot of the same interests as you
>You two even think alike a bit
>Finally sleep together
>An entire weekend of mind-blowing, bed-breaking, ball-draining sex
>As you lay together with her, she seems content
>But then her smile starts to fade
>Anon, can I tell you a secret?
>'What is it?'
>She turns out to actually be an Alp
>She turned late in highschool
>Her parents basically disowned her and threw her out
>She whored herself out to make ends meet
>Apparently there's a big market for people who want to fuck Alps until they reach Stage 3
>She's not proud of what she's done, but she says she's left that life behind her to be with you
>Will you still stay with me, Anon?

>> No.14551913

>That paladin
Enjoy being cucked. A lot.

>> No.14551915

Because it's more constructive than arguing on the internet.

>> No.14551916

She couldn't make those big leaps without the proper muscle structure.

>> No.14551917
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How much teasing are we talking and with what?

>> No.14551918

You want to see little hellhounds purged? You're too bad a dude for me.

>> No.14551920

No, I was questioning why this particular image strikes a fire in my loins with such a fury.

>> No.14551921

So a gooey, glowing kraken who ara aras as she forms tenticles to wrap you up?

Sounds nice.

>God damn it! You triggered that trap on purpose didn't?
>"You mean the alp?"
>No! The dart one! I didn't even see you move!
>"But then we can't spend time together..."
>And that means you want to risk death?

So an undead meido from beyond the veil, a maid hivemind, and a baphomet with tits so big she can't move.

I approve.

We already had that journey.
It was fun.

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remember, bath time is a battle you best stay out of

>> No.14551924

>also an alp
And that's why you don't date succusluts, kids.

>> No.14551926

You have a thing for swimsuits? And stockings? And bondage? And angry girls?

>> No.14551927

Cringe post.

>> No.14551928

Ditch the slut and find a Demon.

>> No.14551929

>ex whose
You've lost 50% of anons for that, the rest cause alps a shit.

>> No.14551932

She's my slut now.

>> No.14551933

>>"But then we can't spend time together..."
>>And that means you want to risk death?
>Forced to go on dates with the party so they'll stop "accidentally" falling into spike pits so I need to patch them up.

>> No.14551935

Stop replying.

>> No.14551936

Erma is too cute

>> No.14551937

As much as it takes to make them mewl with despair and/or lust, and with whatever it takes.

>> No.14551938

I'd say it's the swimsuit, which is odd since I'm usually indifferent to those.
I love bondage but not when it's the girl who's been tied up.
Stockings are nice.
Angry girls need to be appeased though, especially kitties.

>> No.14551939

Don't think me you.

>> No.14551940

>>She whored herself out to make ends meet
There are other things you can do as a magical being to make money. She wanted to whore herself out.

>> No.14551942

I want to be a Healer who has to put up with the antics of his goofy monstergirl party and keep them alive.
I want them to end up rubbing off on me and making me a bit less grumpy while I rub off on them and they get a bit more serious about adventuring.

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>> No.14551945

This, the shitty Alp deserved everything bad that happened to it.

>> No.14551946

Whatever happened to hating on monstergirls you don't like? Or are you only allowed to do that if you're cute about it, like with Cyclops? Have you guys gone full hugbox? Well, it don't matter to me.

>> No.14551947

You didn't watched the anime m8? She is a gangbanging slut.

>> No.14551948
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I would mix an Apophis and a Shirohebi together, and create the world's greatest yandere yin-yang bomb to exist.

>> No.14551949

In animu land, most likely yes.

After 2017?
Definitely yes.
I'm very lonely.

>> No.14551950

*ex whore

>> No.14551951

Go away, faggot.

>> No.14551952

>Suddenly everyone's acting different around you.
>The Minotaur warrior asks you to kiss her injuries after you patch them up.
>The Kakuen monk almost seems to be posing sexily while you fix up her injured leg.
>The Succubus bard blushes like a schoolgirl while you mend her wounds.
>What the fuck is going on, you just want to get your cut from the adventurers guild and put food on your goddamn table.

>> No.14551953

>Comment guy didn't comment on my combo
Oh well.

>> No.14551954

>hard-yan lavender snek

>> No.14551955

That is not a problem. Did I ever say she was my waifu? Fuckbuddies are a thing you know.

>> No.14551956

Jinko and Oni

>> No.14551957

So a grape snake with white hair, red eyes and a strong desire to keep you away from ThoSE WhORes?

You like to live dangerously.

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Just plugging these, since I updated them not long ago and haven't done it in a thread.

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I want to be a healer (again) for the hat (again). MG pussy is an added bonus.

>> No.14551962

Oh, sloppyseconds-kun.

>> No.14551963

What a good doggy.

>> No.14551964

What color oni?

This dicates if you get a red skinned, ultra muscled tiger girl that acts like a frat girl or a blue skinned, ultra muscled girl whose calm, collected and blushes when you tell her how shitfaced she got.

>> No.14551966
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A Mouse/Rat Girl owned restaurant? I'm intrigued.

They would specialize in cheese dishes I guess, all the waitresses would be adorable in their cute little outfits. And the Rat Head Chef runs a tight ship, even with the kitchen completely crowded.

The building itself would be quite small, with a low ceiling, the chairs and tables might be a bit small and you can expect to have to lower your head at times.

Also you can call up ahead of time to make a reservation, or just breathe heavily and talk about how your going to molest their cute mouse ears before hanging up.

>> No.14551967

How about an Echidna has an Apophis and Shirohebi as fraternal twins and they both fall in love with the same man?

>> No.14551968

Hey! That's the bitch who burglarized my house yesterday!

>> No.14551970

Both sound pretty great. I think I'll go with blue

>> No.14551971

Oh, so all mice look like Nazrin to you?! Racist.

>> No.14551972

You know, they could probably appeal to the Adventurer's Guild for you to be required to fuck them to help fill their "Dietary Needs."
They're definitely gonna want cuddles afterwards though.

>> No.14551973

Not him either.

>> No.14551977

You're mistaken, that's one of the waitresses, they accept tips and might let you pat their heads.

Sniffing is banned though, that will get you thrown out.

>> No.14551980

I now have the image of a grumpy looking anon in robes trapped between a bunch of happy looking monster girls who are snuggling him stuck in my head.

It's wonderful.

A wise choice and a good color.

>> No.14551983

>I would take it all and more if it meant i got my girl
I bet some monsters would see that line as romantic as fuck

I want to see a story with that line in it.

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I would go, but I'd try to get the number of one of the girls there, so I can sniff her outside of working hours.

>> No.14551992

[x]make her go back into prostitution until she ends up a hollow shell

>> No.14551996

Great now I've got an image like that too.
What's the party you're imagining? Because I'm imagining a Kakuen Monk, a Hellhound Berserker, a Succubus Bard, a Minotaur Warrior, a Cheshire Cat Rogue, and two Sorcerers, one Shirohebi and one Apophis.

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Someone send help, they've commandeered my bathroom.

I really have to pee.

>> No.14552003

Top tier party right there.

I would take the Kakuen Monk route when it comes to the obligatory dating sim mechanic.

>> No.14552005

Thats a lot of girls.
I was going with a minotaur barbarian, a medusa mage, and a werecat rogue all snuggling up around him, while the harpy bard lays on his chest.

no party should go higher than five

>> No.14552007

Use one of them.

>> No.14552009

>no party should go higher than five
And I say "nine companions".

>> No.14552010
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What's wrong Anon? Afraid they'll laugh at you when they see it?

>> No.14552011

Use cheese anon.
They make special kind for trapping them.

Just don't give it to any girl you want to remain mobile.

>> No.14552012

>Kakuen Monk route
>Not going for the Harem Route.
If you're going to do anything, go all the fuck in.

>> No.14552014

I'm pretty sure if I go inside one of them it'll fuck her up real good. I don't want them dead, I just want them in a different room. How could I coax them all into my basement?

>> No.14552015

Please no, last time we tried to romance martial artists we created a meme.

>> No.14552016

GMing that would be hell.

>> No.14552017
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I want to eat pizza with a Cheshire.

>> No.14552018


>> No.14552019

Has Tiny Penis Anon made a post for mice yet?

>> No.14552021

Oh my, some of those girls seem intolerably lewd. And is it me, or did Miia's breasts get bigger?
>Pink Slime option
We have a winner!

>> No.14552023

You realize of course that you're more likely to cause internal harm by drinking salt water. What do you think people do, lost at sea? At least until their own salt content gets too high...

But anyway, cheese and mousetraps? Rig the mousetraps with big dildos to cover the metal bits.

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Careful, anon. Once you let them in, they're extremely hard to get rid of.

>> No.14552027

That's why 'the fellowship breaks'.

>> No.14552028

I remember something like this back on /a/.
The Medusa acted as a mediator for her Shirohebi and Apophis daughters.

>> No.14552029

>Grapesnake would tweak your nipples from behindand kiss you deeply while Whitesnake meekly takes your entire length
>Both of them are coiled around you the entire time
>This is before they switch turns even once

>> No.14552031

The Cheese Bandits! I knew this day would come, they'll never take my collection of miniature gouda cheeses!

>> No.14552033


>> No.14552034

So now I have two parties instead of one?
I can't GM both.
I may not have a life but I don't have the time for that!

>> No.14552036
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Is grapesnake whispering dirty things to me as her tongue teases my ear?

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Mouse traps seem a bit lewd when they trap mice for the molesting.

>> No.14552038

This party's getting crazy!

>> No.14552039

Does it help if we kill off two of them?

>> No.14552040

I have an idea that succubi would hate alps because they break the trust between themselves and humans, that is, actual succubi have trouble getting guys because they're afraid they might be an alp.

>> No.14552045

No because then they come back with new characters or just get resurrected.

Next you'll be telling me that the hobbit is going to get the macguffin.

>> No.14552048

Any writefags about? Anyone know how to make written action not be lame?

>> No.14552050

Well someone has to, and who would look for it on the Hobbit?

>> No.14552051
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That's why you gotta go Little Bunny Foo Foo on their asses and hit them with a mallet or some other bludgeoning device.

>> No.14552052

Just read how other people do it.

>> No.14552053

And who here writes action instead of smut and cute?

>> No.14552054

What kind of action do you mean? Like actual fighting and action scenes, or bedroom 'action'?

>> No.14552055

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please remember to not let you and your fellow adventuring party ruin the economy with a mass spending spree.

Do you think the little town of nowhere is set to handle the sheer amount of gold you and the girls will be dumping into it?

No idea.

Hobbits are thieves.
You always check the thief for goods.

>> No.14552057

Trick's all in the flow. You need the right amount of detail but not so much it slows the action down.

A little less consequential description can also go a long way.

>> No.14552059

It is now my headcanon that rabbits have mice friends they lightly bop on the head when they're feeling lonely.

>> No.14552061

Actual fighting, I'm saving up bedroom action for later.
>Hobbits are thieves
That's why we make them a ranger, and give them a fluffy white cat. That will confuse everyone.

>> No.14552063

I mean real successful writers.

>> No.14552067

Real successful writers can't teach me how to writefag.

>> No.14552072

>action instead of smut and cute
None of those are exclusive though. Sex scenes are, at heart, sloppy action scenes anyway (though perhaps with more talking), so as long as you disengage your boner you can still pick up a thing or two from those anyway.

>> No.14552074

Go cavalier instead, gives them a decent mounted combat class thanks to riding dogs and lets you do something other than bard or thief.

>> No.14552076

Well fine, I'll just write it and it'll be lame but it'll be there. I'll try to keep it short.

>> No.14552081

Pot you reader in the eyes of the character. Are they so legendary and zen that they can see every minute detail? Yeah? Then write about it, but if it's a normal person whose mind only really hones in on the sword flying at them, write about that, and kee pthe background vague much in the same way the actual background would be unfocused when your eyes are locking in on the edge of a blade.

>> No.14552082

You can always give us a sample or snippet and let us look at it, sometimes we're even constructive in our criticism.

Besides, if you're new to writing you should fully expect to not like what you write at first, it's just like picking up any other skill. Also, you should expect not to like what you write ever because that's how these things go. Just try to step back and judge yourself reasonably.

>> No.14552083

Good luck, and don't give away whether flaming skies or murky seas wins.

>> No.14552089

Y-you too.

>> No.14552091
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>Actual fighting
Okay, so my advice is to usually have an outline, but it's even more important with a fight. You need to know your terrain, the weapons, the fighter's capabilities and styles, etc. Then, think up a few 'spots', highlights of the fight that are the big moments. Lay out how you want the spots to unfold, and you'll have your basic flow of the fight. It probably also helps to figure out exactly how you want to end the fight. Once you've got all that, it should be easy enough to write in generic combat to flow from one spot to the next. I gave it a crack a while back and I'd like to think I didn't do horribly.

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>crabman will never draw you a picture of Miia

Please crabman, Have i not earned it?

>> No.14552096

>Miias tits
Crabman is really inconsistent with breast sizes.

>> No.14552098

Of course.

>> No.14552100

I'm sure he would.

You just have to go to one of his signing events.
In Japan.

>> No.14552104

More reminders I'm supposed to be writing about a Dragoon getting a mount/mate.

>> No.14552106

Well git to it!

>> No.14552107

Just wanna bop a mouse relentlessly with one of those squeaky mallets until it's unclear if the mallet is squeaking or she is.

>> No.14552108

Not a bad idea. I also like to mime some of my actions out to see if they make sense physically/anatomically. Obviously this won't work for flashier or less grounded moves, but it's somewhat helpful in general. I also do more staring into space than usual during my action scenes because I'm running through the flow in different ways.

>> No.14552113

You trying to kill me with cuteness anon? It almost worked.

>> No.14552114

If you can't wait, I did a thing a while back that for some reason was listed as a guest on my pastebin. I-If you're interested, I mean...

>> No.14552116
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Not a mouse, but something like this?

>> No.14552118

I can wait for a finished product. Just need 700 more words into my own thing and I'll be done for the year, too.

>> No.14552124

I mean. The sharp colors of the mallets are oddly charming. I wouldn't fault you for having your heart explode if you gazed at one for too long.

Yes, but you know. In a manner in which one could describe as 'furiously'.

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Remember to take your Monster Girl for a walk every now and then, they can get restless.

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I'm sure she's fine.

>> No.14552162

I wonder if a jinko in modern clothes would still find ways to show off her abs.

>> No.14552164

Kiki + Shoggoth
Yeti + Wendigo
Apo + Pharaoh
Scylla + Charib

>> No.14552168

They would look cute in a tight t-shirt with jeans and a baseball cap that covers their fluffy ears.

They'd still stick out a bit though. And people would keep asking to touch her tail.

>> No.14552169

All she'd need is something transparent or skin tight. The former isn't unheard of and the latter could apply to a lot of thinner athleisure attire.

In short, yes, yes she would. It would be no less delicious. I also get the feeling MG would have zero qualms running around in sports bras and yoga pants all the time anyway.

>> No.14552209

>Check Pastebin for some Girtablilu smut
>Found none

Seriously. Why!?

>> No.14552223
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Because they're big scary scorpions.

>> No.14552225

Because I can't imagine a full grown one even coming up to a man's chest even if it were to stand as tall as it could with the torso upright. And that's silly.

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Good news everyone! I made it this year and there's Oomukade in it. A little. At the end.


>> No.14552251

Yay! You're done! Gonna read now.

>> No.14552256

They are a little too low to the ground to be practical, aren't they? Atleast arachne can stand quite tall

>> No.14552263

>She's really unpopular and sits in the back of the class, spending most of her
>Make friends with her (begrudgingly at first) after being forced into doing a group project with her
>You begin to spend more and more time with her for several reasons: Seeing her alone makes you feel bad, you actually have a fair amount in common, and teasing her is really fun
>You demand to hang out with her after class and this becomes a frequent occurrence
>You start bullying her frequently: eating her lunch, pulling her ears, grabbing her like a baby and carrying her around, ETC
>One day you seize her book and begin reading it
>It's some sappy romance novel about a prince falling in love with a traditionally unattractive princess
>You begin laughing at her after reading the summary
>She starts to cry and gets uncharacteristically serious as she demands it back
>You ignore this as you brush her away while she rushes at you, attempting to get her book back
>You starting shoving her away, touching her flat chest in the process
>This is when you notice how her chest feels: despite her boyish chest, her slight puffiness and erect nipples
>Noticing this you too get embarrassed and hesitate, embarrassed
>"Oh, n-now you're going easy on me or something, uh? well, I'll show you!"
>She takes off her glasses and you shutter as her eyes begin to smoke
>"I'm the princess now!!!" she exclaims as she tackles you and begins kissing you all over with her surprising strength
>You become erect as she gets more confident, increasingly smug, not knowing you've always liked her too
>Riding you and guiding her cock through her thighs, you erupt like a volcano, onto her ebony stomach
>Her naivete showing, she laughs "AHA!!!! Well what do you think of that?! I WIN!!!"

>> No.14552270

I think I'd rather the first shot have been up inside her. If her eyes look that hot, then her insides must be...

>> No.14552275


>A Kejourou having a fetish with her own hair

>> No.14552284

They have stingers on tails the length of their body or longer capable of injecting an addictive paralyzing toxin into their targets with frightening accuracy. As if that wasn't enough they're also so stealthy they seem capable of popping out of the desert's very asshole to sting you in the neck. Oh, and did I forget the sadism? Maybe it had to do with all those short jokes. Anyway, there is no too low to the ground to be practical when you're dealing with a rape scorpion; that just means it's harder to see them before they're on top of you and you're subsequently under them. It'd be a lot like being raped by a baphomet actually, only rather than being powerless to fight back you just can't. Fucking. Move.

Now, I'm not a girtie sympathizer or anything, but even if they are only waist high (and they should be able to rise higher, right?) that's still horrifying.

>> No.14552288

By my current pace, this story will end up being 82~k words, 130-ish pages on Word. I hope people can bear with it for that long.

>> No.14552295

I'm too afraid to see him in person, I don't go outside during the day often and am bad in crowds

>> No.14552298

Do you guys know of any mg audio

>> No.14552310

You mistook my use of practical for 'practical in raping' Sure, they're great rapists, just not so good waifus. she'd need to crawl on the wall to reach the top shelf.

>> No.14552325

>she'd need to crawl on the wall to reach the top shelf.
Which MAMONO MANA would totally let her do. And then you get to watch her stretch that delicious brown body to reach things. It'd be great. Might be trouble when you have daughterus though. I mean, what do you do when they're misbehaving on the ceiling while mom isn't around?

>> No.14552332

Look tiny insects get to do it because they're tiny. giant fucking scorpion women would punch holes through the wall to get their grip.

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>> No.14552335

Grab the broom. If they pull that shit war has been declared and anything is fair game.

>> No.14552342

Could I have it

>> No.14552354
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Mimikaki Relaxation Shop, wherein a drunk kitsune gives you a massage and stuff.

Almost everything on that list. It includes the stuff I would otherwise post indiviudally, anyway.

>> No.14552358

Spiderman could do it through gloves so it's cool

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>> No.14552374

That's because he had tiny hooks come out of his toes and fingers

>> No.14552386

I hope you enjoy it. That Pastebin's actually way, way bigger than I remember it being. I posted the link not realising that they'd updated all that beyond the tenth link or so.
Guess I've got something to look forward to as well.

>> No.14552416

>Anubis waifu is extremely stern
>Even her sisters call her a hardass
>But you know her biggest weakness
>One day you visit her at work
>She's chewing out one of her underlings so terribly that said underling actually starts to cry
>She's too focused on shouting to notice you've walked in
>You come up behind her and start massaging her ears
">HIIIIII~!" she squeaks, before slumping back in her chair and closing her eyes
>A dopey smile starts to form on her face
>You stop and ask her if she's calmed down
>She turns beat red and hurriedly shoos her subordinate out of the room before turning back to you with a pout on her face
>"Quit undermining me in front of the slaves."
>"They're employees, not slaves."
>She flops back into her chair
>"...I didn't tell you to stop rubbing my ears."

>> No.14552427

How do I teach this hardass Anubis the secrets of chilling out and merely being firm-assed? Do I watch Footloose with her?

>> No.14552428
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REMINDER: Get 'em young and marry 'em too

>> No.14552453

Did you miss your thread?


>> No.14552454
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Funny how the Dragon seems to be the one going through a character arc when the story's supposed to be about something else.

>> No.14552459

That's how you end up getting abducted by the Sabbath

Lolis, not even once

>> No.14552463

nope, some lessons are universal

>> No.14552483

Hiro stop fapping to the Cheshire doujin and fix your damn site

>> No.14552485

Anyone got some nice monster girl fat thighs and ass?

>> No.14552486

Can I catch a monstergirl with just a box, a stick, a string, and a plate of nachos?

>> No.14552492
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>Grab the broom.
More like, grab the tommy gun.

>> No.14552495
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Dont sign a contract with a flat demon, its a trap.

Not that kind of trap you fuck wits

>> No.14552502

Why? What's so bad about?

>> No.14552504

>Not that kind of trap you fuck wits

>> No.14552514

>Yeti + Wendigo
Nervous fluffy paw demon that awawas around until she hugs the nearest thing that's usually your leg

>> No.14552523

Google fails

>> No.14552524
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>> No.14552528
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>GMing any game with monster girls
>not hell

>> No.14552530

You might attract the wrong kind of girl with that kind of grub.

>> No.14552545
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Thighs you say?

>> No.14552553

How tolerant are you of atrociously pathetic author filibuster?

>> No.14552562

What are you talking about?

>> No.14552572

There's a Girt story on Literotica if you're tolerant.

>> No.14552577

She might turn you in to a small child

>> No.14552583
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Happy New Year to my fellow Ausfags

>> No.14552593

What's the bad thing here? I'd love a flat chested onee-san!

>> No.14552599

Deal breaker of the century.

>> No.14552604

But what if I like girls with slim chests and large backsides?

>> No.14552611
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Watching girls sleep is harassment!

>> No.14552618

Then bop it till it's awake.

>> No.14552619
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Oh, boy!
Panda is already full of C89 stuff.
I wonder how long until Chesire doujins

Where is this from? Google and exhentai can't find it

>> No.14552631
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What if you're rubbing them all over while they sleep on your lap, murmuring how they truly feel about you and ever so often puckering their lips juuuust enough?

>> No.14552640
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Why does the Queen of Hearts feel the need to ruin all the good monster species?
>harpies a best, wonderland harpy a worst
>dragons a best, wonderland dragon a worst
>mice a decent, wonderland mice THE WORST
>thank you for the hatter but it's too little too late sweetheart

>> No.14552645

Fat thighs! Big fat wight thighs!

>> No.14552651

Why did your mother feel the need to give birth to a person with such shit taste?

>> No.14552652

I never knew such shit taste was out there

>> No.14552654

She didn't. Accidents happen, you know.

>> No.14552656

>Panda is already full of C89 stuff.
And there are already TWO english translations of one KanColle doujin.
>wonderland mice THE WORST
None of the mice are bad you faggot.

>> No.14552661
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She's attacking the city! Who can stop her rampage?

>> No.14552663

She's not really attacking the city, she's just chilling.

>> No.14552666

She's chilling the city! Who can stop her relaxation?

>> No.14552669

I offer my virginity for her leaving.

>> No.14552670

My dick.

>> No.14552675

>harpies a best, wonderland harpy a worst
That would be black harpy and their ugly dyke hair cuts. Jubjubs themselves are top tier but their eggs ruin things a little.
>dragons a best, wonderland dragon a worst
In bizarro world maybe. Jabberwocks a best.
>mice a decent, wonderland mice THE WORST
Oh come on, rape land mines are hilarious.

>> No.14552679

My taste > your taste.

>> No.14552687

An oral burn victim's taste > your taste.

>> No.14552697

If we don't stop her, she's going to become too smug.

We need a brave volunteer to bring her down with their flesh torpedo.

>> No.14552704

>Tons of yaoi scanned
>Not a single monster girl doujin
This is going to be a painful wait. There's a red oni doujin, spider girl femdom, lizard girl twins and Cheshire butt to pray for.

>> No.14552718
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How many of these betas do you think would alp?

>> No.14552807
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Is it better ?

>> No.14552818

The faces still need work, but each one is a little better than the one before it.
I hope he doesn't get discouraged, he's a good artist overall.

>> No.14552822

I'd be very happy to have more detailed information on what is wrong with the face

>> No.14552824

The mouth doesn't look as weirdly angled and the head as a whole seems to have changed for the better. Looks good to me.

>> No.14552836

If there are MGs, they would get all the pussies they want. Whether they like it or not.

>> No.14552842

Nothing is wrong with the faces, just you

>> No.14552848
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It's mostly the style of the eyes, although I like the nose a lot more than the piggy-round ones from previous pictures. She just looks so... fucking HIGH, man. I know she's meant to be doing the little 'adoring onee-sama' smile but god does it just look like she smoked a shitton of shrooms and injected dank cannabis into her fairy dust mix.

>> No.14552857

I don't have an issue with the faces personally but some seem to have an issue with them looking too realistic for the style the rest of the image is.

The nose on this one seems better thought out than previous images and people seemed to love the Shoggoth one with no complaints so examining what you did differently there might give you some clues.

>> No.14552870
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Reminder to properly charge your kiki. Failing to do so can lead to... Consequences.

>> No.14552903

I'll overcharge her, give her an ak47, and play kebab removal music for her

>> No.14552925

>Those Amazon muscles
Would date and be loved by

>That Wock nerd

>> No.14552955
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>Women make better friends

I've seen some pretty wrong shit in my lifetime but that's definitely up there in the top 10.

>> No.14552966

I didn't hear the instructions quite right. Was I supposed to headpat her for fifteen or fifty minutes?

>> No.14552977

One way to be sure. I mean, it's not like we'd run into a "don't feed them after midnight" situation here, right?


>> No.14552997

It's fine. Everything is basically after midnight.

>> No.14553049

So are you enjoying 2016?

>> No.14553053


>> No.14553068

Never, it will be 2017 here first too!

>> No.14553074

Will be in 23 minutes.
So, any em-gees in sight over there?

>> No.14553075

This is how you get burned at a the stake. Time traveling is a big no no.

>> No.14553082

My time zone comrade!
Are you in Japan?
It's 30 min of 2016 here

>> No.14553091

>We will never escape CURRENT YEAR

>> No.14553097

I hope you all have a redline day today.

>> No.14553100


>> No.14553109

Nah, Ausfag, 2 hours in.

>> No.14553110


>> No.14553137
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>No more "It's 2015"

Thank god.

It's also nice to see the SJW / Black Lives Matter movements dissipating and EU getting fed up with refugees being massive dicks.

Maybe 2016 is shaping up to be a decent year.

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happy new year everyone..

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>> No.14553147
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I wonder if that fortune-teller Ryu will be able to foresee getting bullied by a 'mukade.

>> No.14553160

Strauss–Howe generational theory says we'll band together in response to a crisis that peaks around 2025, so prepare for that I guess.

>> No.14553161

Why is she alone? Doesn't she have that one foot anon to keep her company?

>> No.14553164




>> No.14553165

Happy new year .less, hope the footfag and your stalker will be a bit quieter this year.

>> No.14553168
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More like 2017.

>> No.14553173

Happy New Year, at least it will be in 13 hours here in Burgerland.

>> No.14553178

And you're still here. I guess we can't have everything.

>> No.14553189
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Alp is here too. Despair.

>> No.14553191

We're all here forever afterall. Yes that includes Bob.

>> No.14553200

Instead of remembering we have cancer here, let's be thankful for the anons we do have here.

We have Mono, and snibako. And loen.

>> No.14553209

Don't forget Hyphen and our writefags.

>> No.14553216
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How about some food anon? A gift from the Chief God's Angels you undoubtedly serve.

>> No.14553219


>> No.14553221

What's wrong with them?

>> No.14553222


>> No.14553225

>MGs playing games
In the Starcraft 2 3apm Fluffy Paw category, a Russian Yeti v. the 3apm champ, an Anubis who grew up in Korea

>> No.14553226

I'll make a guess and say it's a genderbended Dio from Grand Chase (a dead MMO game).

>> No.14553230

Someone post the kitsune ear fluff jab/pinch picture

>> No.14553237

Harblador, Silent and the guy writing the Oomukade thing are all fine.

Quicksilver depends on personal tastes and we have others that still post stuff less frequently.

>> No.14553247

Yeah, I know.

>> No.14553251

ALL of them depend on personal tastes bud.

>> No.14553255

I want to show an Alp some Akini to remind her that's she just a huge faggot

>> No.14553258

What do you know?

>> No.14553259
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I'd like to thank all our waifufags for shilling money over to give us content. I'd also like to thank Loen for this big cuddly Chesire!

>> No.14553260

Of course they do but quicksilver more than others due to his content which is why it needed mentioned for him.

>> No.14553263

>the sticky's gone

>> No.14553266


>> No.14553269

Chief God is too delusional for me.

>> No.14553279

How does it feel to know that they'd probably all become Alps
Would you challenge Alp Billy to a wrestle match? Even when if you lose your ass is her's

>> No.14553280

Holy shit, she is so damned cuddly and soft.
I just wanna hug her and lay on her and cuddle her all day.

>> No.14553284
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>> No.14553290

Who's Silent and what Oomukade thing?

>> No.14553301

Silent_II, one of the few people to write an Ushi-Oni played straight and Historianon's the one writing the Oomukade story.

>> No.14553302



>> No.14553305

Harblador has some as a part of his Tarabul series.

>> No.14553306

I want to touch those big meaty paws!

>> No.14553317


>> No.14553322



>> No.14553336

Looks good, though I never had any issue with the original version since I'm not very analytical.

>> No.14553344

>Writing an Ushi-Oni played straight
But that goes against the hugbox. The ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

>> No.14553348 [SPOILER] 
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Anyone go to comiket this year? This circle posted this on pixiv on the fucking 29th, and screwed up all their tags so I couldn't find it until it was too late.

>> No.14553352

I would give her so many kittens.

>> No.14553354

RSanon also did one on multiple occasions, and no one complained once you overreactive mong

>> No.14553366

We need more fatass Wonderland girls. Maybe then they wouldn't all be so smug, and instead be more cuddly.

>> No.14553367

Link please?

>> No.14553373

I just stopped reading that when the cuck guy showed up.

>> No.14553376


>> No.14553378

I could have asked someone to go for me but didn't want to make them track down porn for my sake.

So now I'm stuck waiting on 5 monster girl doujins and some non-thread related stuff to be uploaded.

>> No.14553391

But alices aren't smug!
They just want to cuddle oniichan

>> No.14553392

I wouldn't mind a chubby Jubjub with an alternate hairstyle and feather color.

>> No.14553398

Jabberwocks, Mad Hatters, and the rest of the girls are pretty smug though.

>> No.14553415
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>But alices aren't smug!
This one is.

>> No.14553418

Well when Wonderland Centaur comes out we should be fine.

>> No.14553419

>Implying that's not the Queen of Hearts

>> No.14553421

Ok, maybe she does so she's less smug.

>> No.14553424

>No white wings
>No actual card motiff
>People think this is the Queen of Hearts

>> No.14553426

The QoH would have white hair and stuff, that's just a tricked out Alice.

>> No.14553429

The queen of hearts is an Alice Lilim so it's still a smug Alice.

>> No.14553443

>Even worth a second thought on when they're just shitty Persian mythos MGs that get off on stinging you and being an inferior Arachne
>Implying you're not just a single person looking for some eager-to-please OC faggot to give you what you want so you won't die alone, emaciated and grey haired

>> No.14553463

Not this shit again

>> No.14553464

Damn, son. Who peed on your pigeons?

>> No.14553471

Doesn't matter

Alices will be just as fat and soft as the rest

Their fate is sealed

>> No.14553477
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>most of my money i've shilled has just gone to merch for myself
>only have requested/commissioned around 6-7 pictures so far
>jabberfag has around 50+ high quality images he's been responsible for

I feel like shit
I'm going to get some more Miia art commissioned now

>> No.14553492

Doesn't that require a trip to wonderland, though?

>> No.14553497
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Why would you arbitrarily pick some greenhorn who hasn't stood the test of time yet?

>> No.14553499

But then their dresses will get too small and hug their hips! the skirt resting atop her big bottom so that you can see her white side-tie panties!

>> No.14553511



>> No.14553553

Because he's making good content now and I'm being thankful for people we still have.

It's not like I'm going to be like "I'm sure thankful for all these people who never post." because that would just be pointless ass kissing in hopes that they come back.

>> No.14553570

Well yeah, when one faggot ant decides to hoist up the magnifying glass it's the entire colony that gets burned.

So blame the actual faggots for killing of over half the writefags.

>> No.14553584

We'll assemble a task force of Anons willing to fight for freedom, justice, prosperity, and security, for our new empire. Those who don't mind eventually falling and being raped by a soft wonderlander.

All a part of the plan. They will learn to accept their circumstances.

>> No.14553593

But what if she wants you to carry her?

>> No.14553606
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I haven't spent much money, but for what I have spent, and all my time searching and requesting,
I do it for her.

I don't have a lot of money so I'm very lucky to have received so much on request, especially
the few commission quality pieces.
And most of my personal spending budget went to these commissions
I'll probably fall far behind because of that.

On the note of spending money, some more progress on a commission here:
Eyes, clothes, tail, background, and full colours are still to come.

I'm also commissioning http://bupiti.deviantart.com/ , so when that's done it won't be more art exactly, but at least a start to owning something more tangible.

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>> No.14553663
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Is there a monstergirl with a better pair of titties and ass than a Holstaur?

>> No.14553675

Maybe they just get sick of it and move on with their lives.

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>> No.14553677


>> No.14553685

Don't reply to B.

>> No.14553693


>> No.14553712 [DELETED] 
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A Kejorou matron runs the town, but she has a problem and she needs the dumb saps, that is, the noble adventurers, to solve it.
What is her problem?

>> No.14553718

pussy doesn't have enough cum in it probs

>> No.14553719

Bless you both

>> No.14553726

Is this some kinda riddle?

>> No.14553730 [DELETED] 

You're so dumb, Wurms make jokes about you.
No, I'm looking for ideas.

>> No.14553732

Tits, no.

Ass...Not sure.

>> No.14553736

Her town is engaged in chemical warfare with the company that makes Nair Shampoo

>> No.14553744

She needs them to retrieve a magic hairbrush from a Dragons hoard.
However, the Dragon recently kidnapped a prince to make him her husband. Which means the Dragon is not very privy to visitors of any sort if it means they interrupt that Dragons honeymoon.

>> No.14553747

The problem is she's making and selling drugs from the top of Peach Trees and Judge Dredd is coming

>> No.14553749 [DELETED] 

Don't need any more Dragons in this story, already got two.

>> No.14553752

Is she that kind of matron? Maybe some of her workers are starting to cause a ruckus for some reason and she needs someone to kick them into line.

>> No.14553755

Make it a busty onee-Sabbath Demon/Lich then, and change the hoard into a storage room of some sort.

>> No.14553756 [DELETED] 

Oh no, she's not THAT kind of matron. She's a classy consort for intelligent discussions and entertainment, not hanky-panky at all.

>> No.14553768

Oh. How about some sleezebag of modest importance wants to strong arm her into marrying him and she's not having any of it, so he's sending some thugs to harass her?

>> No.14553769

That or they've realized this place suffers from the silent lurker majority versus the vocal stupid minority.

>> No.14553771
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She has competition!

>> No.14553776
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She's got some competition from the hobgoblin.

>> No.14553780

Constantly asking threads for ideas for every turn/new character/hair color for a story might start getting annoying after a while, just sayin'.

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>> No.14553796

At least the Holstaur actually has a wealth of content.

>> No.14553801
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I wish Hobgoblins got more art. 75% of their stuff is awful quality and another 10% is too lewd to post.

>> No.14553808

That Hobgoblin has wide hips.

>> No.14553832
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I feel like god is taunting for for wanting Oomukade lewds.

Don't worry, I'll delete it in 5 or so.

>> No.14553847

What a funky-looking face.

>> No.14553852
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Have a kiki sketch

>> No.14553854

That's what you get for wanting lewds of a shit tier thread-canon corrupted MG.

>> No.14553857

That's a cute kiki

>> No.14553858

The colorwork and hair are nice, but it's a shame that the artist fucked up everything else.

>> No.14553861

Goofy face, redundant ass, but I'll take it.
You're the stinky one here.

>> No.14553866

What a frisky little bird-dog.

>> No.14553867

But what if he wants the Non-Thread-Canon one?

>> No.14553872

But anon, I want a canon clingy switch and not a stinky NEET.

>> No.14553875
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>> No.14553880

Silly Kikis are the best. I bet she pretends she's a witch when she thinks her master isn't looking.

>> No.14553883

Dammit! Missed it! Imgur mirror please?

>> No.14553886

>Not pretending she's master's body guard and shadow fencing with invisible baddies

>> No.14553890


>> No.14553892

And suddenly all I can think of is catching her and saying 'that's now how you ride a broom'

>> No.14553898

>implying she isn't her masters bodyguard for real

>> No.14553901


>> No.14553906

Is there a sword hidden in her broom?

>> No.14553915

Kikimora are probably crazy prepared.

>> No.14553919

Even retardwurms aren't as bad threadcanon as onee-sabbath.

>> No.14553921

Now look. I hate Onis much as the next guy because they become big muscled man-women, but I wouldn't bully a loli.

>> No.14553922

Big busty witches

>> No.14553928

>Kiki humping her broom thinking about master
>Master catches her and she has to think quick
>Says she was pretending to be a witch
>He buys it because her face is obviously red with embarrassment and nothing else
>Says he wants to watch her play
>Kiki develops a voyeur fetish

>> No.14553929

Potato Wurms have stories, the Onee-Sabbath doesn't.

>> No.14553930

>relatively tiny windows in the foreground and buildings in the background

If she's even half as large as the debris suggests, I can't handle that level of snusnu.

I-I'll try though, somebody get me the scuba gear

>> No.14553933
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But it's fun!

>> No.14553934
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I want a Monster Girl to rough me up!

>> No.14553935

>little kiki watches Kiki's Delivery Service and tries to imitate

>> No.14553936

Its a toy city anon.

>> No.14553939

I like the king gidorah heads.

>> No.14553941

Those aren't actually giant buildings.

>> No.14553948
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Luckiest doctor on the fucking planet

>> No.14553951

I hate bullies!

>> No.14553961

The ability to remove a dullahan's head makes me want to do terrible things to them.

>> No.14553962

>winning anything ever
pick one

>> No.14553970

But anons I want to hopelessly fight a 100m+ tall Jabberwock Gidorah rampaging through the city! The sense of heroism and struggle is lost if it's just toys.

As long as she can switch to human size afterwards that is, daily life with a full size kaiju girl is way too impractical.

>> No.14553973
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They win my heart.

>> No.14553977

Lovely little muscle elves.

I want to be their communal husband.

>> No.14553979
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Me too. I want my MG trainer to punch my abs while I do crunches!

>> No.14553982

Does anyone have that image of a loli Kikimora sitting on her dads lap?

>> No.14553986

Watching Waterworld right now. Fucking golden stuff. Why doesn't one of our friendly neighborhood writefags give us a story about a world overrun by water and ruled byFishtits and Kuddly Krakens?

>> No.14553994

We already have some waterworld stuff, but it's all about the chronicles of that one shitposter who ruined the /a/ threads.

>> No.14553999

I don't see how images with captions are at all the same as stories.

>> No.14554000
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Posting best girls -1 dark matter. Reminder that when 2017 hits the first thing you should do is watch the sky and look for nearby elemental hot spots for an easy elemental harem and god tier everything from magic powers.

>> No.14554003
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We had our own special story based on waterworld already.

>> No.14554008

For fuck's sake. See>>14553999

>> No.14554011

Probably because a full waterworld scenario has never made sense. It even fell apart in Gargantia where they ratcheted the water levels almost up to Waterworld levels because there was still so much arable land.

>> No.14554013

Yeah it popped up after it posted, the thread doesn't like to update for me when I have too many tabs open.

>> No.14554018

>a world covered in water is not realistic!
>but monster girls are

>> No.14554026

>there are not various levels of disbelief

>> No.14554031

I wonder, would it be unreasonable to have an elemental harem, and a dark matter, who also has an elemental harem? Say I was to acquire an elemental harem. Could my Dark Matter waifu acquire her own at that point? Or would I need to go searching for a single Dark Matter, or other monster girl, with her own elemental harem and convince them my dick is the best thing in life to achieve this pipe dream?

>> No.14554042
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Boy do I have the perfect girl for you. And good news, she's single.

>> No.14554044

>Saphirette Sprika
The name of a Maru Sue fanfic MC. But ever so fuckable.

>> No.14554049

That's official KC Special Snowflake material bro.

>> No.14554050

What are you talking about? It'll always be [current year]!

>> No.14554053

>your Ignis will never assume its chibi form and rest on your shoulder

>> No.14554062

It's all we have anon.
It's all we have.

>> No.14554067

Is it wrong that I want to pat her head?

>> No.14554069
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Shitposters sent us to Hell. But we're going even deeper. Grinding our noses in sweaty Hellhound pussy, all for revenge.

>> No.14554071

This artist needs to redo that Hellhounds head and neck.

>> No.14554072

Yeah, but that still leave the quandary of whether or not Dark Matters can acquire elemental harems after attaining a husband, or if they can even do it at all considering Sprika was a human when she became an Elementalist.

>> No.14554075

Just hope you're ready for sputtering and awkward monster facts to be shouted at you in an attempt to seem normal.

>> No.14554076

Oh yeah, I forgot. I had to go to a family thing and missed out on everything from sunday to wednesday, did I miss anything important?

>> No.14554080

Why are you asking me? I'm not recap anon.

>> No.14554085

Why is that so important to you?

>> No.14554088

That's just making me want to pat her head more.

I dunno, I just thought I'd ask.

>> No.14554092

>Implying anyone remembers recap anon

>> No.14554094

>Pat her head
>She shouts out that "FAIRY WINGS ARE AN EROGENOUS ZONE" as loud as she can while her face is beat red in an attempt to not be weird.
>Fails but you just chuckle and keep patting her head.

>> No.14554095

I do.

>> No.14554100

I do.

>> No.14554103


I do.

>> No.14554105

I do!

>> No.14554106
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I'm Spartacus!

>> No.14554107

I do.

>> No.14554108

Because it can mean the difference between one and two, maybe even three elemental harems! Think of all those harems! You could have orgies everyday with only you and your own wives!

>> No.14554109

I wonder if you can overcharge a Dark Matter with headpats.

>> No.14554112

No, you are a wurm.
Sparticus is a man.

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You may now kiss the bride.

>> No.14554116

You can't tell a Wurm she can't be Spartacus, that's rayciss.

>> No.14554120

I'm OK with a hellhound but I guess I need to let the missus know she's got company.

She's not even the right gender!
Or time period for that matter.

>> No.14554130

>not even the right gender
Sure she is, can't you see her fap in that picture? She's totally male!
>Or time period
Time is relative. Spartacus-Wurm is time's niece. Or nephew, because she's totally a boy, and now she's going to scratch her knees like a proper boy!

>> No.14554136

She doesn't even have knees!

>> No.14554140

I think you've celebrated a little too hard there.

>> No.14554141


>> No.14554142

I'm not even her fake one!

>> No.14554144

I drank one (1) cup of cocoa.

>> No.14554160

>not even the right gender
That's sexist
>Or time period
That's chronologist

>> No.14554161

I want a tough Hellhound girl to drag me to a New Years Eve party with her smug friends.
I want her to end up drunkenly confessing to me and then stealing my first kiss at midnight.
I want to wake up with her cuddling me.
Why is life so terrible?

>> No.14554167

Because. Or, as some say because-m

>> No.14554168

Would some monstergirls get teased and bullied at school for being rape babies?

>> No.14554171
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It's not terrible, terrible would be a world were Hellhounds were never imagined and you couldn't even fantasize about them.

Look on the right side, at least we have our fantasies of those loveable jet black bundles of rape.

>> No.14554174


But seriously anon, that was terrible.

>> No.14554175
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Well, there's that untranslated doujinshi...

>> No.14554179

>drunken Charon at a New Year's Party making puns even worse than usual

>> No.14554180

I guess.
I just want to feel her hot skin pressed against mine.
I also want her friends to tease her by showing her the pictures they took of us cuddling and gushing over how cute we look while she blushes furiously.

>> No.14554181

Yeah. They would call their mothers abusive whores and their dads sluts that wanted it.

>> No.14554182
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I made a mouse pic

>> No.14554184

I wish a spider would help me get over my arachnophobia

>> No.14554189

No they would bully the ones made from love

>> No.14554190

It's odd. I hate spiders and bugs, but I love most incest-based mgs.

>> No.14554193


Gazer Butt

>> No.14554195
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About time Giant Mice got some attention.

>> No.14554196

If anyone does that to my daughteru, they're getting their ass beat.
It wasn't even rape. People jump to so many conclusions when they see Hellhounds chasing their husbands before sex. It's foreplay.

>> No.14554198

That's sad. I bet she would fight back, since rape babies would likely be from a big, aggressive species, but even as she's fighting she thinks deep in her heart that it's true.

Then she goes home and looks at the creased old picture she keeps in her desk, the only picture she has of her dad.

>> No.14554199

Yup I feel the same, still I would love a gentle spider helping me get over it

>> No.14554202

What a slip of the tongue there.

>> No.14554203

>I love most incest-based mgs
Me too, Anon. I don't see how that relates to the rest of your post, but me too.

>> No.14554207


>> No.14554208

Spider Sister when

>> No.14554210

I wanna hug a bullied mindflayer

>> No.14554211

Seems anon wants to fuck his Spider oneechan.

>> No.14554215

I'm 200% sure there has a been a few stories about that

>> No.14554217

Peny wrote one, and there's also that yan Arachne stuff written by Yananon and CYOA.

>> No.14554218
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>Pathethic raging virgin human girl dreams of becoming a monster girls and rape their crush.
>Gets in a freak accident involving a tanker truck full of mamonomana, a stampede of minotaurs, and a clown riding a monocycle.
>Becomes a monster girl as a result of it.
>Finally about to rape the guy he has always loved.
>still too much of a awkward loser to even get close to talk to him, she goes back to her usual, non-semen-filled life.
>now has to deal with an inhuman libido that makes her masturbate much more than she already did everyday.

>> No.14554222
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How has this year changed your taste, if at all?

Special mention goes to Bicorn who's sort of tied for 10th with Weresheep.

>> No.14554227

I want to kiss a ushi-oni on the collarbone.

>> No.14554228

What happens to a monster that dies a virgin

>> No.14554236

They become a spooky, will-o-wisp version of their own MG species.

>> No.14554237
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I like a bunch of MGs but Kejourou is still my favorite.

>> No.14554238

What if that somehow dies a virgin

>> No.14554240

I want to kiss an Ushi-oni on the spinneret.

>> No.14554244

Ghosts can't die.

>> No.14554245

Would she try to be the mother hers never could be?

>> No.14554246

Do ghost go to ghost-heaven when they die?
Double heaven?

>> No.14554248

I want to drive an ice cream truck in MGC

>> No.14554250


Either that or she'll try to be the wife her mother could never be, by tracking down and marrying her father.

>> No.14554251

I like shoggoths and some of the other new girls, and vampires creeped up a few places, but not much has changed.

>> No.14554255
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>> No.14554258

But what if he want nothing to do with her?

>> No.14554263

I'd be okay just gotta put a signs that says "please do not steal any ice cream"

>> No.14554267

Then she accepts his rejection.

>> No.14554274
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>> No.14554275

Would that many human girls even want to become monstergirls? They would get cool powers and such, but lose their mainstream appeal and have to deal with other trade-offs as well. Not to mention some would see monstergirls as competition.

>> No.14554276

But what if the Chesire loli convinces the wurm loli, who can't read, that the sign says 'Please steal all my ice cream and eat it while raping me'?

>> No.14554284

Just play the special ice cream jingle and get the hell of that street

>> No.14554286

>all those lolis looking for a taste of your Double Banana Sundae.
>All those MILFs taking their daughters for a taste of your creams.

>> No.14554288

She'll cry, but then her resolve will harden and she'll commit to winning him over by non-rape means. Like that one John Cusack movie, Say Anything.

>> No.14554296

How could a wurm die in the first place.

>> No.14554299

no sex just ice cream

>> No.14554309

Who said anything about sex?

>> No.14554313

Good because this Ice Cream is a pure business

>> No.14554315

But she's a reminder of the monster that defiled him.

>> No.14554318

She had a thought and her head exploded.

>> No.14554322

Forgot to make a ventilation shaft.

>> No.14554335

Great, now I imagined that and I got sad.
"But I never got to fall in love... It's not fair..."
I'd bring a Will-o'-Wurm's smile back no matter the cost.

>> No.14554339

I want to hug a shog and a kiki at the same time

>> No.14554350
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I included Titania and Demon to the top10, and that's it.

>> No.14554352

>"Sir...what's that rubbling?"
>"Oh god, they've come back from vacation early. QUICK TURN OFF THE JINGLE!"
>W-what's going on?"
>"Lock down everything! Turn on armored mode!"
>"I...I thought that was a joke"
>"It's no joke....oh no, she's here..."

>> No.14554353

Mindflayers are pretty cute

>> No.14554358

No they aren't.

>> No.14554359

Titania's have been getting a lot of love lately.

>> No.14554364

I'd make a Top10.jpg myself, but I like too many monster girls too much to not expand it to Top100.jpg or more.

>> No.14554366

I think they just need a little love

>> No.14554368

I also like most of the girls but I made one. I guess the "fun" part is that you force yourself to choose.

>> No.14554371

I bet it would be nice to paint houses in MGC

>> No.14554376

>they are all white.

>> No.14554389

I'm more of a fan of Eggshell if we are talking whites

>> No.14554393

I feel your pain. It's really hard to decide.
It's nice to see considering they got called boring at first.

>> No.14554424

They'd rather you paint their insides

>> No.14554431
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>no Heart

>> No.14554433

I wouldn't want to do indoor work, I'd only do outdoor home walls

>> No.14554441

Sometimes it takes time for people to warm up to a monstergirl. I seem to remember it took Demons a while to gain momentum.

>> No.14554457

Jiangshi is pretty high up, but Kikis, monoeyes, and holstaurs are still on top.

>> No.14554458
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Begone foul MGE "Angel".

>> No.14554468
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/mgqg/ pls

>> No.14554469

I want to be a history teacher in MGC and try to educate them about the great wars in history

>> No.14554472


>> No.14554477
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>> No.14554478

>Would that many human girls even want to become monstergirls?

>stronger than many men.
>beautiful beyond the capability of mortal women.
>cool-ass powers
>the possibility of becoming immortal.

Many would at become a vanilla MG in a heartbeat.

>> No.14554482

They are going to learn so much about WW1

>> No.14554486

Nope, we need to get to 2018 so that that space elves maggot will kill himself when nothing happens.

>> No.14554489
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Don't gimme that lip.

>> No.14554492

What MG would they go for though?

>> No.14554494

>many monstergirls are terrified of the WW1 lessons
>...accept for a giddy loli Crow Tengu that absorbs historical info like a sponge

>> No.14554495

But they become addicted to sex, something that can be easily turned against them, human society would have a hard time catering to their new needs, and not to mention all the people whining about "muh humanity".

>> No.14554500

What if a monster slowly turned into a human.
Like a slime slowly forming organs and become a solid mass eventually becoming human

>> No.14554502

At least he posted the good angels from that game.

>> No.14554505

Almost any of them, really. It depends on the woman.

On top of that, there would probably be a divide between the monsters that were born as monsters and the monsters that transformed from humans.

>> No.14554507

Best girl, would make incest babies

>> No.14554515

That's why they would go for something low maintenance like an Elf over a Centaur or Arachne, although you'll probably end up seeing Ushi-Oni blood passed around the shittier elements of society for less then good reasons.

>> No.14554517

Hey they need to be prepared for the WW2 lessons from the stuff like the atomic bomb, the holocaust, rape of nanking, and the other horrible things

>> No.14554522
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Excuse me?

>> No.14554525

That tengu is totally still going to ask the teacher for help after class though, just wait, it's a rape in the making.

>> No.14554526

And Vietnam as well.

>> No.14554527

That is horrible and how would one of the more than two legged monsters turn human?

>> No.14554530

Unless they wanted to be special.
>although you'll probably end up seeing Ushi-Oni blood passed around the shittier elements of society for less then good reasons.
So they would turn themselves into ushi-oni for the power boost?

>> No.14554532

>rape of nanking

They thought that would be an easy free day for them because of the word rape

>> No.14554533

Would It Ain't Me start playing during the history lesson?

>> No.14554534

Maybe while on fire.

>> No.14554541

When talking about the changing culture then yes

>> No.14554542

Most would probably try and become something that physically resembles human the most, like a Witch, Kejourou, or elf.

>But they become addicted to sex, something that can be easily turned against them
That would only be a problem if they lost control during sex against the man.
>human society would have a hard time catering to their new needs
Who needs to be catered for when you can just take anything you want without any repercussions?

Like that cute guy who happens to be the CEO of a multimillionaire firm? Just rape him and make him marry you with your new powers.

>> No.14554543

Mindflayers did nothing wrong

>> No.14554545

They're mindflayers, that's wrong enough.

>> No.14554547

>hey kid
>I saw you being bullied by those whores just now
>you gonna take that?
>you ever want back at them, you gotta use this shit
>this'll make you a beast, nothin'll stop you
And so a new ushi is born.

>> No.14554549


14 year old girl becomes God with this one weird trick


>> No.14554550

She would be the type to have a notebook filled with the darkest parts of history and would eagerly show him as foreplay.

>> No.14554551

You are a speciesist

>> No.14554557

Do not have sex with the students, educate not fornicate

>> No.14554563

Correct, don't fuck the students.
Fuck another teacher or the principal.

>> No.14554565

>Teaching monster girls how humans have perfected the art of death
>Explain the entire history of human killing
>From our earliest origins of literally following prey until it falls over dead from exhaustion
>To killing massive mammoths with nothing but pointy sticks
>To more modern methods of using guns, blades and explosives
>Show them war in all its brutality
>Bombs dropped on civilians
>18 year olds crying for their mothers while trying to hold their organs from spilling out
>Mexican cartel victims
>Get real edgy with it
>End up traumatizing an entire class of monster girls, causing them to be terrified of men

>> No.14554566

I'm a 'I don't want my mind fucked with' ist.

>> No.14554570

Do not have improper relations with faculty member. No fucking the math teacher

>> No.14554572

I"m not seeing the downside.

>> No.14554576
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What does one do about fuckable monster girls?

>> No.14554580

You don't over play the cruelty you have to explain it but not show tons of gore just tell what happens no need to give them examples of dead bodies

>> No.14554584

There's more to it then that. the more inhuman ones would struggle to interact with everyday objects designed for a human physicality. even the more human ones would have major differences in tings like diet or behavior or any other quirks they have that would make it hard to fit in with normal society. Then there's it would mean a big turnover on views on sexuality. Rapes and other deviant behavior from monstergirls would cause a huge controversy.

>> No.14554585

I think you answered your own question.

>> No.14554586

Maybe ease it up by telling them about badasses? People like Jack Churchill, Audie Murphy, and the Smoking Snakes?

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>> No.14554592

Well you would deserve it, Mindflayers just need hugs

>> No.14554594

>shitting on houris
>mgq angels are abominations and rape to death, or forever

>> No.14554595
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Not some braindead retards monstergirlsona that's for sure.

>> No.14554596

>Improper relations
What's improper about taking another teacher out to dinner, romancing her, and then fucking like animals?
I mean, what if she's my wife?

You fuck them.

>> No.14554598

She can feel the embrace of death as I run her through.

>> No.14554599

They could have had a parent sign a permission slip to skip the bad parts

>> No.14554601

But fucking them can improve their grades! We both know it's true!

>> No.14554604

Well that just terrifies them more, because now we're not just murdermachines. We're murdermachines that enjoy it.

>> No.14554606

Improper relations at school, outside of it then fair game

>> No.14554609
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Whatever you say bro.

>> No.14554610

Nice try, but I'm not falling for that.

>> No.14554612

Only because the grade gets falsely inflated not from the actual state test scores

>> No.14554613
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Chinese new year isn't until February 8th, but fuck it, bring out the Monkeys!

>> No.14554615

They'd probably get really mad. Why would you kill so many rape-able young men?

>> No.14554619

Become a paladin,

>> No.14554621
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I'm not your bro.

>> No.14554622

With your arms behind you back running like sanic?
Not a trick they just need hugs

>> No.14554626

I bet William Tecumseh Sherman is her husbando

>> No.14554630

>monsters don't understand Patriotism, or the need to stand up for what's right

>> No.14554632
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Whatever you say friend.

>> No.14554634

Well obviously we're not gonna be fucking on the desk in front of the class.

>> No.14554639

Yes, of course. And I suppose these hugs also include tentacle-fucking your brain as well?

>> No.14554640

Ban evasion is against the rules, Anon.

>> No.14554643

Look, if you're not going to take this seriously I'm gonna fuck off back to the sanctum and keep designing monster purging weapons.

>> No.14554644

I'll consider giving one a hug while wearing a diving helmet.
If she gets offended, she can blame her fellow Mindflayers.