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When are you guys going to make a new thread? Have something that's totally a succubutt.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14550509
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Where are we going today, Mr. anon?

>> No.14550511

Kobold daughterus a cute. A CUTE!

>> No.14550513

>>14550508
Who is this cute Succubutt?

>> No.14550514
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>>14550508
I was just about to make a thread.
Good on you, anon.

>> No.14550517

Maids are olev.

>>14550513
Homer Simpson, sir. One of your semen demons from Sector 7-G

>> No.14550519
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Awww shit, succubutt thread? Sign me up, I want to be a succubutt's slut.

>> No.14550521

Page 10 here we go!

>> No.14550522
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Nth for roaches

>> No.14550523

>>14550514
this picture always makes my heartboner go doki doki
and my bonerboner too

>> No.14550530

>>14550519
I like Succubi and Demons equally.

>> No.14550534

>>14550523
I wish Kloah would do a 2nd part to that Hasshaku-sama thing since that image implies that the kid wasn't mindbroken at all.

>> No.14550542
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I want to hire a failing ryu as my personal maid to keep her shrine up!

>> No.14550545

>>14550509
Nothing worthwhile.

>> No.14550550

>>14550542
That looks cute.

>> No.14550556

>>14550534
I wish Kloah would do a doujin featuring a wurm. Not that I'm holding my breath for one.

>> No.14550557
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>>14550519
>have a succubus imouto
>she's always been a good sister to you
>she starts flirting with you
How fucked are you?

>> No.14550560

>>14550509
We're taking the dog to the pound to be put down because it's old and in pain but I don't have the heart to tell her. What should I say?

>> No.14550562

>>14550509
The same place we go every day, Yeti: TO TRY AND SNUGSNUGGLE THE WORLD.

YES I KNOW THAT'S NOT A PLACE. SHUT UP AND PUT YOUR CUDDLING SCARF ON.

>> No.14550563

>>14550556
Depends on whether or not the planets align and Kloah and KC decide to interact with one another.

>> No.14550565

>>14550550
Ryu looks cute in anything, even gothic lolita or punk or armour.

>> No.14550569

I want to share a pizza with an Italian monstergirl. What species is most likely to be Italian?

>> No.14550575

>>14550557
Depends on how fast she learns all those succubus tricks, how OP succubi are in the world in question and how high my will saves are. Too many variables, so I just don't know.

>> No.14550577

>>14550557
>How fucked are you?
She isn't going to sit properly for a month after I'm done with her.

>> No.14550579

>>14550557
very.

>> No.14550585

>>14550557
Hope she's ready to be a mom.

>> No.14550589

>>14550569
Alraunes, Sirens, Lamias, Mino/Holstaurs, Nekomatas, etc...
A lot of monstergirls meet that criteria.

>> No.14550601

>>14550585
Uncle Dad!

>>14550589
>wine grape alraune
>tomato alraune
>The idols of every italian, second in popularity only to the alfredo holst

>> No.14550604

>>14550562
What's the difference between her regular scarf and her cuddling scarf?

>> No.14550615

>>14550604
The cuddling scarf is dry clean only weresheep wool. It's also long enough for two and has a heart stitched onto it.

>> No.14550625
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puffy, tan, cat-pucci

>> No.14550626

>>14550615
hnnng

>> No.14550631

>>14550625
Nipples beware.

>> No.14550632

>>14550557
Not as fucked as she is.

I'm denser than a pile of bricks. I'm terrible when it comes to picking up when someone is flirting.

>> No.14550643

http://monmususorter.tumblr.com/

>> No.14550649

>>14550615
Weresheep wool and Yeti fur must be hot commodities for winter wear, I would share thast scarf with a Yeti

>> No.14550654

x is best girl

>> No.14550655
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>>14550654
Xenomorph?

>> No.14550657
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>>14550654
indeed.

>> No.14550658

>>14550649
Weresheep wool makes you sleepy, it's for doing cozy inside things, not going outside and getting things done. Who would even shear a yeti, anyway? Why would anyone do such a thing?

>> No.14550677

>>14550654
>He likes X
>When Y exists

>> No.14550681

>>14550643
They appear on a column, which is pretty shit for a screencap

>> No.14550683

>>14550643
Oh neat, I remember when someone made one of these for the MGE way-way back. Let's see...

>Rachnera and Lala tie for best girl
>Then Papi and Suu
>Draco, Manako and Zombina behind that

Sounds about right. Some of the results seem iffy. Like Ton came in a good deal lower than Cott, even though I'd put them about the same. Might be because of clicking "Threeway" too much, perhaps? I dunno. Also put Mero's mom ahead of Mero. Yeah Mero sucks, but her mom's worse.

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>> No.14550685

>>14550658
Their fur gets too thick and they turn into mofu balls and can't see, they need trimmed every so often

>> No.14550686

>>14550684
That look painful

>> No.14550688

>>14550655

Nice.

>> No.14550693

>>14550684
S'cute.

>> No.14550694

>>14550684
Clever.

>> No.14550698

>>14550631
what are you a cop?

>> No.14550701

>>14550698
No

>> No.14550718
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>>14550643
Pretty accurate
Not pictured are the super shit girls

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>>14550718
>Liz all the way up to number 3.

Good taste.

>> No.14550760

>>14550724
I can't get enough of fat lizard butts.

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>>14550760
Shame they're few and far between.

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so there's one doujin about bat girl and i'm baffled as to why there aren't more delicious bat butts out there. is it because the werebat in mge is shit or is it because everybody hates adorable flying mice?

>> No.14550791

I want a pharaoh to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to be so busy laughing that she doesn't notice the apophis taking over her kingdom!
I want her to blame me and place a curse on my head!
The curse of a tinier penis!
I want it not to work because my penis is already fucking tiny!

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>>14550784
>the werebat in mge is shit
You're shit.

>> No.14550808

>>14550791
>The curse turns your outie into an innie
>Become an alp with a flat chest that everyone makes fun of

Don't do this, tiny penis man. You'll be messing with the wrong monstergirl this time.

>> No.14550810

Would you a Space Cyclops?
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2991574

>> No.14550816

>>14550810
nah

>> No.14550820

>>14550810
Has anyone drawn a Rightclops yet?

>> No.14550824

>>14550810
That looks like the unholy spawn of a Sonic character and a DBZ character
>That butt
But, maybe, perhaps

>> No.14550825

>>14550643
Manako = Polt > Tio = Zombina > Lala > Kii > Kinu > Yukio > Merino > Oct > Cathyl > Liz > Miia = Cerea = Papi = Mero > Suu = Rachnera > Papi's Mom = Ton > Draco = Lilith > Luz > Cott > Yuuhi = Cerea's Mom > Mero's Mom = Miia's Mom = Doppel

I have no idea how the fuck I ended with this.

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>>14550784
>the werebat in mge is shit
you dont mean that

>> No.14550860

>>14550806
>>14550828
it was meant as a part of the question, not a statement of opinion. i should have worded it better. the werebat in mge is obviously not shit.

>> No.14550862

>>14550784
Because everyone is interested in some other higher rank monstergirl

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>>14550643
Part of me is confused as to how some of these results came around, though I was probably thinking more with my dick than if the characters were good or not.

>> No.14550877

Here's to a new year with monstergirls

>> No.14550880

>>14550810
That show was awful

>> No.14550884

>>14550784
>adorable flying mice?
Why has this not occurred to me before? Tell me more.

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>>14550877
News years eve isn't until a few hours from now.

>> No.14550887

>>14550824
>A DBZ Character
That'sTheJoke.jpg

>> No.14550888

>>14550880
Thanks for telling us every time you see something from it.

>> No.14550890

>>14550885
Well if you're in 'Straya Cunt and the other side of the world, isn't it technically New Year's Eve?

>> No.14550891

>>14550784
>flying mice
But can I sniff them?

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>>14550888
You're welcome

>> No.14550903

>>14550890
I'm from burgerland.

>> No.14550910

>>14550891
Well, you probably could but they'd either smell like fruit or NEET.

>> No.14550912

>>14550910
Perfect

>> No.14550920
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>>14550643
Eh, more or less. I'd rather put Kii a bit higher but that's it.

>> No.14550923

I wonder if you had an undead waifu, she'd make a conscious effort to breathe for you because you find the constant reminder of her presence soothing.

>> No.14550936
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You should hang out in the grasslands of Horse Pussy Kingdom it's got plenty of nice Weresheep and Holstaurs.

You might even get a chance to watch Minotaurs conduct the sacred rite of the "Bull Fight" in the Colosseum when both desire the same man or need to settle some other important dispute.

A bit violent and some people may find it in poor taste to watch but it's non-lethal and Unicorns are always standing by.

>> No.14550940
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Why are Shogs so perfect?

>> No.14550941

>>14550557
Is that her? If so, I'm not fucked at all. She is though. All night.

>> No.14550944

>>14550940
She's a slime so no.

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>>14550940
Black sclera, morphable bodytypes, and the ability to create household items from their own mass.

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>>14550944
You shut your fucking mouth

>> No.14550956

>>14550657
Is she saying she can't equip eye-flames and glasses at the same time because they go in the same item slot? Poor girl. Nothing sadder than a visually impaired Hellpup.

>> No.14550960

>>14550923
She could probably just emanate some of her own energy i order to create a soothing atmosphere for her own husband.

>> No.14550963

>>14550912
aren't they?

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>>14550940
Can't be trusted.

>> No.14550967

>>14550880
I found it mildly amusing, though certainly not worth the hype it got. I'm still pissed about the mosquito girl.

>> No.14550973

>>14550948
Whoa dude. Is that new?
Y'know, with uniform like that I'd reconsider wanting one.

>> No.14550974

>>14550940
The combination of spooky, pervy horror and prim and proper maid is wonderful.

>> No.14550981
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>>14550967
She was pretty much the only good thing about that show

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>>14550973
Barb drew these very recently.

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>>14550643
I stuck with my top 10 for time's sake.

>>14550657
Hellhounds are cute! CUTE!

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>>14550981
All that blood goes straight to her butt.

>> No.14550992

>>14550982
what the fuck is wrong with her face, she looks like she has down's syndrome

>> No.14550997

>>14550967
Did you not know about OPM beforehand or did you just expect them to do something different?
It's a comedy, what did you expect? If you want a serious superhero anime just wait for My Hero Academia.

>> No.14551000

>>14550992
Wut. It's absolutely fine you dumb mongol.

>> No.14551001

>>14550982
Nice.
Also, I see he reduced the nose.

>> No.14551005

>>14550992
Nigga the face looks fine.
Anyways she also has the bedroom eyes common on Titanias.

>> No.14551010

>>14550982
Armored Titania, ready for battle!

>> No.14551013
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>>14550997
Rather than wait he could go watch a good superhero comedy that is already out, like Samurai Flamenco
Pinky a best, by the way.

>> No.14551014

>>14551000
>>14551005
in what fucking way is that a "fine" face, has everyone lost their eyesight and is now praising any tumblr MGE fanart as "fine" just because it's MGE-related? is it a new meme?

>> No.14551016

>>14550936
I miss the holstaurs.

>> No.14551018
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>>14550643
Pretty close to my tier list, though I am baffled at how high Yukino got on the list.

>> No.14551021

>>14551010
Or protect her husbando/otouto.

>> No.14551026

>>14550560
"What a shame' She was a good kobold, what a rotten way to die."

>> No.14551029

>>14551014
Are you a new, super special breed of retard or something?

>> No.14551032

>>14551029
no, i'm apparently the last person with some working taste and eyes in this thread. sorry i can't help you find your kin.

>> No.14551034

>>14551029
He thinks it has a tumblr nose and he's trying to fit in.

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>>14550982
>Amazonian Titanias

Yes... YYYEEESS! Pity she isn't brown.

A few more and we shall have a collection of Amazonian MGs! We just need some Mermaid and Lamias now and then most of the big races are covered.

>> No.14551041

>>14550992
An Anon from the previous thread stated it nicely >>14549088
>Photo-realistic nose and fairly realistic mouth don't match the style of the rest so they stand out and throw people off.

>> No.14551043

>>14550997
I didn't know much about it before hand, never read the manga. I went in expecting a comedy, more or less. I thought it was alright, just not great.

>> No.14551045

>>14551034
How cute.

>> No.14551056

>>14551043
It's not the best, but it is pretty impressive that it got a well animated Anime given it's origins as a webcomic.
The battle with Boros was kinda cool though.

>> No.14551059

>>14551014
I'm usually among those welcoming tumblr features harshly, but NO, there isn't anything bad about that face when I look at it.
It's somewhat on it's own rather than 100% anime, and we've been aware of Barb's style for a while now.
Honestly, sounds more like you're genuinely overreacting.

>> No.14551063

>>14550655
>TFW no Xenomorph girl stories

>>14550784
>>14550806
>>14550828
Every time somebody brings up Werebat I remember that one stupid fucking oneesan sleep rape premise that just kind of festers in its mediocrity.

>> No.14551072

>>14551063
>I remember that one stupid fucking oneesan sleep rape premise that just kind of festers in its mediocrity.
Shame that one faggot continued to be whiny ass instead of gitting gud.

>> No.14551074

>>14551063
>that one stupid fucking oneesan sleep rape premise

I wanna read about that. Got source?

>> No.14551077

>>14550992
Her face looks crooked but otherwise it's okay
His other Titania pic is fucking disgusting though
At least he improved from awful to average

>> No.14551079
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>>14551074
It only exists in greenword format unfortunately.

>> No.14551082

Wow.

KC sold out of his Cheshire Book at Comiket.
I hope I can still get a copy online when my proxy comes back from vacation...

>> No.14551085 [DELETED] 

>>14550557
>spoiler
Don't you mean she?

>> No.14551087

>>14551082
Hot damn, that's good news.

>> No.14551092

>>14550557
>>have a succubus imouto
Not an Alp, ain't worth fucking
get outta here your disgusting vanilla slut

>> No.14551097

>>14551079
Perfect

>>14551082
KC's finish with the Cheshire book?

>> No.14551103

>>14551092
Faggot

>> No.14551105

>>14551072
>Constructive criticism is rare and between
>Wonders why mediocre to bad writers get dissuaded from writing when all people do is act smarmy and go 'git gud'

idk senpai, you tell me.

>> No.14551107

>>14551082
That's surprising, I thought Cheshire wasn't popular in Japan

>> No.14551111 [DELETED] 

>>14550936
>horse pussy kingdom starts importing girl of other species in the hopes of drawing males
>every monster gets a husband except the natives
>CC centaurs everywhere
Kek

>> No.14551112

>>14551097
He completed it last week.

>> No.14551113

>>14551103
> not wanting to be the person your otouto comes to when he becomes a she
> not wanting to make her cry out lewdly as you teach her the pleasures of being a girl
> not playfully ruffling her hair when she points out her breasts keep getting bigger every time you fuck her
Who's the faggot now?

>> No.14551120

>>14551092
Vanilla is a good flavor.

>> No.14551125

>>14551120
But why vanilla, when you can have a fruit?

>> No.14551126

>>14551113
>Who's the faggot now?
Still you for certain.

>> No.14551127 [DELETED] 

>>14550982
>that fucking face
EVERYY. DAMN. TIME.

>> No.14551133

>>14551127
I believe you may be overreacting.

>> No.14551134 [DELETED] 

>>14551113
You.

>> No.14551135

>>14551079
Still just as mediocre and generic as the day it was written.

>> No.14551141 [DELETED] 

>>14551120
>>14551125
>not chocolate
You disgust me.

>> No.14551146

>>14551141
Chocolate goes well with nuts
or fruit and dark chocolate
As long as there's some lewd alp in their with cherry-red nipples, it's fine

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>"EY! L-Let go! Stop messing with me! I'm your class-rep! Stop this b-bull pucky! My dad is the City Manager and my m-mom is the head of the PTO! Stop! If I didn't like you I'd have you e-expelled! W-What? I didn't say anything like that, you d-degenerate! I'm just too nice to let such a poor, misguided student get punished so harshly! STOP IT! N-NO! That doesn't mean you can mess with my h-horns instead!"

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have a lovely fox, /MGG/.

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>>14551146
>alp

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>>14551148
>Literally bullying a Dragon
There are less painful methods of suicide, anon.

>> No.14551166 [DELETED] 

>>14551163
Go big or go home.

>> No.14551170

>>14551158
Really? You're the dirty degenerate posting in this thread...
how can you say you don't like Alps when the OP image is an Alp, huh?
C A U G H T

>> No.14551177 [DELETED] 

>>14551170
>post random succubutt
>it's an alp!
This, among other faults is why no one likes you faggots.

>> No.14551179

>>14551146
How about a chocolate covered alp?

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>>14550542
oh i finished coloring that

>> No.14551184

>>14550953
Wife slime best slime.

>> No.14551190

>>14551170
While it's a genderbend character, it certainly doesn't qualify as an Alp due to the fact it isn't related to the MGE.
>tfw like mtf genderbending
>tfw alpfags are obnoxious faggots

>> No.14551198 [DELETED] 

>>14550820
What's a Rightclops?

>> No.14551201

>>14551180
Good work famiglia.
Though my only criticism with the design is her apparent lack of thumbs.

>> No.14551209

>>14551180
Fucking beautiful
Thank you very much for doing that drawing and the colours.

>> No.14551210

>>14551082
Excellent news. Now waiting 'til it gets on E-hentai.

>> No.14551211

>>14551029
Nah, you are just blind or have shit taste
Even on fucking MGE wiki people asking what's wrong with this guy's faces
And those fags have no quality control whatsoever

>> No.14551213

>>14551210
>E-hentai
Kek

>> No.14551215

>>14551211
If you've seen his other faces you'd know this is probably the best looking one of them all
Just chill out, dude. You might pull something

>> No.14551218
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So could a monster develop some sort of addiction/fetish to themselves? Like, an alraune getting addicted to her own nectar or something like that?
>Come home
>Find holst waifu doing this
>Wat do?

>> No.14551219

>>14551113
Kill yourself with your transgender shit

>> No.14551220

>>14551180
Tail looks a bit strange, and she doesn't appear to have thumbs, but looks beautiful nonetheless.

>> No.14551221

>>14551180
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>> No.14551222

>>14551210
>E-hentai
What is this, amateur hour?

>> No.14551225

>>14551218
>Uncensored
Might wanna be careful anon.
Also, the only correct answer is fuck her while sucking on her tits.

>> No.14551226 [DELETED] 

>>14551218
Expectate amusedly.

>> No.14551229

>>14551082
Heh, isn't it a bit too fast?
Or he made small amount of copies like usual?

>> No.14551230

>>14551218
That was supposed to be spoilered. I'm an idiot. This is what the image was:
http://imgur.com/ZjmTlSS

>> No.14551232 [DELETED] 

>>14551222
There is nothing wrong with e hentai. Lu.Ci.Ous, now there's a clusterfuck.

>> No.14551235

>>14551230
We all saw it, anon. You don't need to do that

>> No.14551238 [DELETED] 

>>14551218
>vampire starts sucking her own blood
>she becomes lanky, her hair disheveled , her skin it littered with puncture marks, almost like a heroin junkie
Expand Dong.

>> No.14551240 [DELETED] 

>>14550791
Is your penis really tiny or is this a stupid obligatory post?

>> No.14551241
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>>14551232
>There is nothing wrong with e hentai.

>> No.14551246

>>14551232
>There is nothing wrong with e hentai
Now that, is the best joke of this thread so far

>> No.14551250

Dragons are nice and will not bully you if you treat them with the respect they deserve.

>> No.14551253
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more wip

>>14551111
>CC centaurs everywhere
So much unf.

>>14551180
Nice!

>> No.14551256

>>14551218

"THAT MILK IS MINE!!!"
*proceeds to hatefuck her and hatesuck her milk*

>> No.14551257

>>14551213
>>14551222
Turn your noob alarm off spergers, I just use the word for both the normal and panda versions altogether, couldn't be bothered to impress some Waffen-SS of the chinese porn Reich over the Internet.

>> No.14551258 [DELETED] 

>>14551241
>>14551246
Okay, explain what's wrong with it, because I honestly do not understand the elitism displayed here from which site you fap at.

>> No.14551263

>>14551072
If I even cared to get gud I'd keep writing instead of expecting the more vocal idiots to know anything outside of what their erection tells them.

>> No.14551265

>>14551250
>bully and rape the dragon

That is a very good idea.

>> No.14551267 [DELETED] 

>>14551250
>deserve
Respect is earned. See these nuts.

>> No.14551272

>>14551250
They have to earn that respect. Which would be pretty pathetic if they can't.

>> No.14551274

>>14551263
Heh, Bollocks.

>> No.14551275

>>14551253
>them Amazon muscles
Delicious.

>> No.14551276 [DELETED] 

>>14551253
No anon, no unf, you point and laugh as you princess carry your Hinezumi waifu.

No I'm not Nyanon or Mausposter.

Where IS Nyanon? I miss him.

>> No.14551279

>>14551274
I mean, shit son. Boners are a hazardous thing.

Especially when you actually consider fapping to fellatio from a Xenomorph with those bewitchingly androgynous bodies of theirs

>> No.14551280

>>14551276
You know, that's a good question. Where did our resident maus sniffer Nyanon go?

>> No.14551281

>>14551279
Would she do double fellatio, or are we sticking with the 'second mouth is high-speed acidic death' angle?

>> No.14551286

>>14551250
I would treat dragons with respect, but I'll be damned if I don't make sure they reciprocate it.
As the other anons have pointed out, respect is earned, not deserved.

>> No.14551291 [DELETED] 

>>14551258
>>14551246
>>14551241
I'm waiting.

>> No.14551293
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>>14551229
Kenkou Cross does not understand the Tanuki mind tricks of hentai commerce. At all.
It's a double-edged sword, because on the one hand, it means he doesn't spaz out when people redistribute all his work online ibstead of buying physical copies well except that one time.
But on the other hand it means we will never own physical copies, in either Japanese or English, because he mismatches supply to demand so egregiously.

>> No.14551299

>>14551257
Why the fuck would you?
>>14551258
>11568
>16385
When will they learn?

>> No.14551301

>>14551291
Waiting for what? The pizza deliverer? I'm not paying this time

>> No.14551308 [DELETED] 

Which monstergirl would be the best at calming murderous rages?

>> No.14551311

>>14551291
>both retarded AND impatient

>> No.14551312

>>14551281
Fellatio with a xenomorph feels like a terrible plan considering all their bodily fluids are acidic. But if they weren't then might as well stick your dick in the inner mouth and let it stroke while the upper mouth provides pressure.

>> No.14551316
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>>14551308
Titania.
Her shtick is literally fucking people calm.

>> No.14551320

>>14551308
Mindflayer.

>> No.14551324

>>14551301
I hope I get another mazon package so I can say hi to the pretty deliverywock again.

>>14551308
Slime. They could just envelope whoever until they calm the fuck down.

>> No.14551334
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>>14551308
Weresheep. If you can cuddle something that soft and fluffy and still walk away mad, you've transcended rage.

>> No.14551335
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>>14551111
>Hooved people staying with other hooved people
>Within a Homeland that caters to most hooved people's usual habitats

Get with the times old man, besides you don't have to worry about dirty degenerate foot fetishes within Horse Pussy Kingdom for the most part.

Also purest girl lives there.

>> No.14551336 [DELETED] 

>>14551311
So you have nothing to say and are merely waving your opinions in people's faces like a two inch pecker. Thought so.

>> No.14551341

>>14551308
Kesaran Pasaran

>> No.14551345

>>14551335
>Also purest girl lives there.
Unicorns are mental turbosluts though. If their bodies are pure but their minds as black as a wock's dirtiest dreams can we really still call them pure? She's like some kind of reverse alice or osmething.

>> No.14551347 [DELETED] 

>>14551320
You want this to end in a bloodbath don't you?

>> No.14551349
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>>14551336
>two inch pecker
A good way to describe the average e-hentai user. I already explained it you retard.

>> No.14551352
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>>14551148
>there are people that DON'T like bullying

fucking why?

>> No.14551358

>>14551336
Dude, do we need to send you a tactical Yuki-Onna care package?

>> No.14551362

>>14551312
>Xenomorph blowjob
>Starts out good enough
>Her mouth is slathered in saliva that makes your skin tingle
>It's really warm inside her
>Suddenly she slips the second mouth over you
>It's extremely tight & hot
>It's very muscular, stroking you as it ripples and undulates
>Second mouth lets her take you extremely deep into her mouth
>You're so deep in her now that she can tongue and suck on your balls while her second mouth pumps you

>> No.14551375
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>>14551345
They're all mental turbosluts anon.

The difference is one of them has self control and the others don't.

>> No.14551376

>>14551275
N-no u.

>>14551276
>no unf
I disagree. A hinezumi is fine too tho.
I miss Nyanon too.

>> No.14551377

>>14551362
>Xenomorph
>tongue
You had me, Anon. I was going to put the voting slip into the ballet.
But you fucked up

>> No.14551378

>>14551362
>tongue
but the second mouth IS the tongue

>> No.14551379

>>14551312
Their saliva is a resin-based fluid they use to build their hives, but they can also spit acid. That and you'll trip balls if you eat Royal Jelly.

We're talking Dredd levels of Slo-Mo drug abuse.

>>14551281
Not that I should even dignify this with an answer to this, but double fellatio. Then to ruin the mental image for you The Xenomorph's tongue was modeled to be a vagina dentata on the end of a phallus

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>>14551352
It reminds them of high school. And Middle School. And Elementary.

>> No.14551389

>>14551082
So, guess the whole thing means KC was on Comiket in the flesh?
I'd wish to see how the guy looks, it's gotten a tad intriguing over a few years. Wonder if he's probably geeky like Crabman as would be expected, though I tend imagine him more like ZUN, at least in terms of maturity.

>> No.14551396

>>14551375
>They're all mental turbosluts anon
Okay, that IS mostly a fair point.

>> No.14551397
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>>14551201
famiglia?
>>14551220
it was a doodle but ill make sure to work on that next time thank you

heres a slime

>> No.14551398

>>14551397
Cute

>> No.14551400

>>14551379
>That spoiler
You're acting like that's going to stop people. Shoggoths are supposed to be horrid amalgamations of tentacles, eyes, fish parts, and people, but they're just lewd maids here. To us, second mouth just means more things to have fun with.

>> No.14551405

>>14551276
>>14551280
>>14551376
Oh, I'm here. Lurking. Trying to get my urge to write back. Apalled at how few bat girl pics are out there when you filter out all the undesirable series.

>> No.14551408 [DELETED] 

>>14551400
>us

>> No.14551409

>>14551397
Cute/10, would heatpat and snuggle with.

>> No.14551412 [DELETED] 

>>14551405
Good to see you live.

>> No.14551413

>>14551397
>famiglia?
It's an expression familie.
Also, cute Slime friendo.

>> No.14551423

>>14551405
'Least you're alive chief. That's good to hear

>> No.14551429 [DELETED] 

>>14551352
>seventeen
Age of consent laws would either send MGs into laughing fits or incoherent rage.

>> No.14551431
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>>14551293
Yeah, poor guy doesn't have a single jew gene and will work as salary man for the rest of his life. He makes too little copies of his merch and sells them too cheap.
Meanwhile crab is cashing out at shitty kancolle clone

>> No.14551432

>>14550982
I like it.

>>14550992
He does some weird faces but this one doesn't bother me, it's just a different style.

>> No.14551433

>>14551405
I think when it comes to content and getting the urge to create, you just have to force yourself to get into a rhythm. Or at least that's what I try to do.

Glad you're not kill man, I like your writings.

>> No.14551436

>>14551400
I'm loathe to people actually liking any idea I have.

>> No.14551437

>>14551056
Yeah, I thought the animation was great.

>> No.14551438
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>> No.14551444 [DELETED] 

>>14551431
>kankolle clone
Which?

>> No.14551449 [DELETED] 

>>14551438
I don't know what pisses me off more, the fang, the stupid plushie, or the monoeye smiling.

>> No.14551451

>>14551449
It should be the fang, it's poor dentistry.

>> No.14551458
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>>14551396
Damn skippy.

>> No.14551460

>>14551444
EMG mobage that is spammed here

>> No.14551463

>>14551438
Cute

>> No.14551466

>>14551163
I want to tease a my CC tarrasque onee-san about being single at her age.

I want to convince her she'll attract men if she puts on a lewd, weird outfit.

I want her to notice my boner when she's trying it on and awkwardly suggest I help her practice other things.

>> No.14551467

>>14551438
Happiest monoeye I've ever seen

>> No.14551492

>>14551291
I'm not paying much attention to this but they're probably pointing out you used e-hentai instead of ex. That might not mean anything at all but e-hentai is the public version of the site and doesn't have a lot of the content of questionable legality you can find on ex, and people who have been around for a while usually associate browsing e-h with being new to the whole masturbating to chinese cartoon boobies on the internet thing. Or maybe they just don't like the site, who knows.

>> No.14551497

>>14551291
Don't
It usually takes somewhere from 2 weeks to NEVER EVER to get doujins uploaded

>> No.14551505

>>14551466
Ok I'm curious. What does CC mean?

>> No.14551517
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Being princess-carried is nice.

>> No.14551518

>>14551505
Christmas Cake.

>> No.14551522

>>14551505
New in these parts?

It means Christmas cake. Japanese tradition thing, the important part is an unmarried woman over 25 is considered 'past her expiration date' like a Christmas cake that's still around after the 25th.

>> No.14551523 [DELETED] 

>>14551505
Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.14551524

>>14551517
Kram > T-Rex

>> No.14551528

>>14551524
She's pretty great.

>> No.14551529

>>14551517
But YOU CANT BE A MAN IF YOURE CARRIED ANON

YOU LITERALLY INSTANTLY LOSE YOUR DICK IF YOU'RE PICKED UP BY ANYONE!

but I agree.

>> No.14551530

>>14551517
I want to be picked up in a prince carry by my Hellhound childhood friend when I sprain my ankle running track.
I want to surprise her years later by training so I can princess carry her to the car after our wedding.

>> No.14551531

>>14551517
I want a Jinko do that to me.

>> No.14551534

>>14551517
super cute

>> No.14551535
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>>14551505

>> No.14551537

>>14551530
>training
They aren't one of the big species though, right? She probably doesn't weigh that much.

>> No.14551539
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>Year of the sheep is almost over
At least it was nice while it lasted.

>> No.14551542

>>14551537
I'm kinda out of shape.
And I was kinda reedy when I was a teenager.

>> No.14551544

>>14551539
Farewell year of fat sheep tits.
Hello year of fat monkey butts.

>> No.14551546 [DELETED] 

>>14551539
>you will never play your weresheep's huge tits like bongos for fun

>> No.14551551 [DELETED] 

>>14551517
It's really not.

>> No.14551556
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>>14551537
>not a big species
They are if you have great taste.

>> No.14551559

>>14551518
Thnx

>>14551522
Been here awhile. I just don't frequent this threads 24/7. First time hearing the term CC.

>> No.14551561

>>14551556
I'm getting the .50 cal

>> No.14551564

>>14551556
My nigga.

>> No.14551565

>>14551561
Out of your ass?

>> No.14551566

>>14551556
Hellhounds are cute! CUTE!

>> No.14551569

>>14551556
I want a big Hellhound to pick me up in a bear hug while nuzzling my cheek with her cheek!

>> No.14551571
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>>14551561
Rude. How could you do that to this smile?

>> No.14551572 [DELETED] 

>>14551565
Out of the shed to cut apart your shitty dog into tiny, sizzling pieces.

>> No.14551573
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>>14551517
>you will never be a bishie prince
>a muscular dragon will never princess carry you away from your living quarters
>you will never accept this with a "shit-happens" attitude

>> No.14551574

>>14551293
He does reprints you realize.

To my understanding, he was selling fresh copies of the MGE-1 along with the Cheshire H-Comic.
Also I own copies of the MGE-1, and both World Guides, so...

>> No.14551578
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>>14551517
Nice to see a happy Dragon.

>> No.14551584

>>14551572
Oh, salty faggot spotted!

>> No.14551586 [DELETED] 

>>14551571
I will never be able to get over the fact her ears look like they're full of ticks.

>> No.14551587

>>14551561
>>14551572
>Implying those bullets won't just melt when they touch her
>implying she isn't going to just wrest your puny gun away and break it

>> No.14551589 [DELETED] 

>>14551584
>salty
You have already lost.

>> No.14551592 [DELETED] 

>>14551587
>muh invincible monsters
>>>/a/

>> No.14551595

>>14551572
You couldn't do jack shit, you weak little faggot.

>> No.14551600 [DELETED] 

>>14551595
Your waifu a shit and I'll scream it high heaven wherever I go. Stay mad.

>> No.14551602

>>14551589
Hmmmm?

>> No.14551607

>>14551600
Oh, but you are mad! Grumpy faggot!

>> No.14551612 [DELETED] 

>>14551607
K

>> No.14551616

>>14551572
>>14551592
Ban evading?

>> No.14551619
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14551619

You wouldn't eat somewhere that has rats in the kitchen, would you?

>> No.14551623

>>14551619
Absolutely not.

>> No.14551624

>>14551556
As much as I like their design, I wouldn't be able to deal with a Hellhound.
I would prefer a tall, busty Kobold.

>> No.14551629

>>14551624
What about just a loli Hellhound?

>> No.14551631 [DELETED] 

What a strange development.

>> No.14551632

>>14551619
I hear they are good cookers, so sure.

>> No.14551635

>>14551629
Not a fan of the loli body type. Hellhounds are just too energetic for me, in a manner of speaking.

>> No.14551637

>>14551616
Probably, it's always that same faggot shitposting about Hellhounds.

>> No.14551643

>>14551631
What is?

>> No.14551644

>>14551619
Not after seeing that third muppet movie

>> No.14551648

>>14551635
I feel you senpai.

>> No.14551651 [DELETED] 

>>14551637
>14551619
>only one guy doesn't like hellhounds
You're better than this.

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>>14551148
>Stop this b-bull pucky!

>> No.14551656

>>14551619
Maybe.

>> No.14551658

>>14551651
I know of one shitposter that doesn't like Hellhounds and always gets banned. But let's just drop this subject, he seems to be gone now.

>> No.14551661

>>14551654
I want to ruffle her hair.

>> No.14551665

Gonna cuddle and nuzzle a Wurm. They are like big teddy bears, except with more scales, breasts and rape.

>> No.14551670 [DELETED] 

>>14551658
Meh
but hellhounds still a shit

>> No.14551673

>>14551670
no u!

>> No.14551674

>>14551665
I want to feed a loli Wurm cookies in bed on her birthday!

>> No.14551677

>>14551661
>>14551654
I want to touch her small chest, grope her tight butt, and then rip off her glasses and kiss her as I pull her big, fluffy tail!

It'd leave her a big embarrassed mess!

>> No.14551681

>>14551654
I want to tease her and then brace myself for the inevitable rape when she discovers how strong she actually is!

>> No.14551687

>>14551677
>Removing the nerdy Hellhound's glasses.
No anon! If you do that she can equip her flaming eyes and become confident enough to fuck you until there's an imprint in her bed!
Huh, I just convinced myself to take off her glasses.

>> No.14551690

>>14551561
Ban evasion is against the ruuruus

>> No.14551692

>>14551674
Before getting raped?

>> No.14551698

>>14551665
I want to spank a Wurm's loli butt.

>> No.14551699

>>14551692
Between sessions. The milk she gets with them is my cum.

>> No.14551701

>>14551665
I want to do the worm with a sperm Wurm

>> No.14551704

>>14551654
>have a flat chested childhood friend Hellhound
>she's literally the flattest woman in your town
>she doesn't tell you about her love for you because she thinks you only like big tits
>but no one will know your secret
>you love flat chested tomboys
>like your childhood friend

>> No.14551706

>>14551674
>>14551698
Are we trying to perform the accursed ritual to summon quicksilver?

>> No.14551707

>>14551654
>clear skin
Wut?

>> No.14551714

>>14550657
>>14551654
who wins?

>NO MATTER WHO WINS, WE LOSE. (But actually win because who doesn't want hellhound rape?)

>> No.14551717

>>14551706
How does one summon himself anon?

>> No.14551718

>>14551704
Is she nice to you but violent to all the sluts that try to rape you?
Does she casually touch you and let you play with her hair and come over to your house every day?
Because then she'd be Aika Hellhound, and I want that.

>> No.14551722

>>14551704
I love flat chested tomboy childhood friends.

>> No.14551723

>>14551704
How would she react if you told her?
Would she get the biggest, widest smile on her face as her tail starts wagging out of control?

>> No.14551724

>>14551654
>old Timey speech
I want to hit her with a truck

>> No.14551725

>>14551717
Well, I guess you'll have to ask satan how his efforts are coming.

>> No.14551726

>>14550657
So is this creature somebody's oc or something?

>> No.14551729
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14551729

Ice-skating glacies!

>> No.14551732
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14551732

how would you corrupt the white mage?

>> No.14551733

>>14551704
>flat
Do you want to get NTR'd?
Cause that's how you get NTR'd.

>> No.14551736

>>14551732
By tenderly making love to her in a bed while kissing and holding hands just kidding, being violated by monsters.

>> No.14551737

>>14551729
Hockey playing Yetis.
They hug very aggressively.

>> No.14551740

>>14551718
Yes, that sounds awesome.

>> No.14551741

>>14551704
how does she react when she accidentally hears you behind the school, telling your male friends that "Big boobs aren't all that great!" and espousing the virtues of flat chests?

>> No.14551742

>>14551726
>So is this creature somebody's oc or something?
Nah, and if I recall correctly it was drawn in response to a greentext very recently.

>> No.14551743

>>14551726
No, it was part of a thread discussion on how a loli Hellhound who wears glasses couldn't do her eye-fire thing without ruining them.

>> No.14551745

>>14551732
cumming in 'er armpits with some rough doggy-style to finish

>> No.14551747
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14551747

throw a demon at her

>> No.14551748

>>14551732
She looks primed already.

>> No.14551749

>>14551737
Hockey playing Hellhounds.
They melt the ice and get sent to the penalty box where they pout.

>>14551732
Complete her race change quest to allow her to ascend and become an angel.

>> No.14551750

>>14551732
I dunno, depends on the mood.
Watching her go from a meek healer to a savage werewolf or transforming into a rape train of an ushi would be good.
Watching her skin go purple as the wings of the fallen sprout from her back would be another, as would stumbling across a porcelin skinned, red eyed version of her after a run-in with a vampire, the healer begging for something to quench her thirst.

I wouldn't even mind watching her shrink/de-age into a cute little witch with tears in her eyes at her lost curves or experiencing her bust bursting from those robes while little cow horns poke from her ears due to a mix up at a bar that gave her the 'good stuff'.

in the end though, all I care about is that I wake up after the first time coitus with her snuggling next to me.

>> No.14551752

>>14551742
>>14551743
Aww, damn, that sounds neat and I think I missed it while I was gone for Christmas.

>> No.14551754

>>14551732
Don't.

>> No.14551755

>>14551732
I would not.

>> No.14551757

>>14551737
>>14551749
I'm goalie so none of this really impacts me.

I wouldn't mind the variety in teammates thought.

>> No.14551758

>>14551737
>>14551749
Zamboni ice-wurms?

>> No.14551759

>>14551733
Become an incubus and then rape her ass.

>> No.14551761

>>14551732
>Garterbelts
Yeeeeessssss

>> No.14551762

>>14551759
Oh fuck, I was replying to this >>14551732

>> No.14551765

>>14551704
>>14551722
Fantastic taste anons.

>> No.14551766

>>14551732
Very carefully

>> No.14551767

>>14551758
Yes.

I would love to watch Wurms on Ice. They just sort of slide around everywhere on their scales.

>> No.14551769

>>14551758
Don't joke about that Anon.

Zambonis are bad enough as it is.

>> No.14551772

>>14551741
>she hears this
>plans out the next full moon night
>she catches you off guard and expresses her love to you
>by pinning you down and riding you
>seven times that first night to be exact

>> No.14551773

>>14551732
Make her wear cursed equipment

>> No.14551774

>>14551732

Bitch, I AM THE WHITE MAGE!

>> No.14551776

I want to fuse a hellhound and a weresheep.
Tell me anon, which monster girls would you fuse together?

>> No.14551777

>>14551776
Kiki and a holst.

>> No.14551780

>>14551776
A holst and another holst.

>> No.14551781

>>14551776
A human girl and an elf.

>> No.14551782

>>14551776
Kikis ans Shoggoth.

>> No.14551783

>>14551774
>You'll never be assigned to a group of monstergirl adventurers who were expecting some softhearted cute boy instead of an irritated washout.
>You'll never grow irritated every time they do something stupid because you'll have to patch them up.
>They'll never start to consider that you have your own charms that they enjoy.
This is pain.

>> No.14551784

>>14551769
My cousin was killed by a Zamboni. He was so young.

>> No.14551786

>>14551769
Read that as Zombonies, made me think of some undead or a wight.

>> No.14551788

>>14551781
Wait.

>> No.14551789

>>14551776
Yeti and a Scylla

>> No.14551790

>>14550781
Mmm, sweater and a fire.

>> No.14551791

>>14551043
>I went in expecting a comedy
It's more satire than straight up comedy.

>> No.14551792

>>14551776
Apophis and Glacies or Wurm and Wight

>> No.14551793

>>14551776
Jubjub and a Holstaur
Ignis and a Hellhound
Ignis and a Kitsune-bi
Living Doll with a Ryu/Wurm
Living Doll and a Shoggoth
Golem and a Raiju

>> No.14551794

>>14551776
Wurm and Valkyrie.

>> No.14551798
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14551798

>>14551776
Kraken and vampire.

>> No.14551800

>>14551772
>"I was fucking joking, you disgusting whore! Flat tits are the worst! Get off me you fucking second-rate Alp! I thought we were fucking friends!? What the fuck!?"

what then?

>> No.14551803
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Ribbit.

>> No.14551804

>>14551776
Hellhound and Wendigo

Fire and Ice.
AWAWAWA and AWOO!!!

>> No.14551805

>>14551776
Ushi-Oni and Lilim.
There is no escape.

>> No.14551806

>>14551776
Living doll with a mouse.

>> No.14551808

>>14551784
Exactly.

>>14551786
Oh lordy, even in death they refresh the ice.

>>14551776
Sounds like an aggressive sleep rapist.

>>14551780
So a mega holst.

>>14551781
A half elf, for those adventurers who want to act like a snooty elf without the con penalty.

>>14551782
Mega maid.

>>14551783
Yep.
Healers are not the meek babies that anime and crap makes them out to be.
They are jaded motherfuckers who will hate everything the rest of the party does.

>>14551789
The fluffiest hug monster.

>>14551792
So either an ice queen that is very possesive or an undead wurm that likes to look classy while watching gundam.

>>14551794
A winged wurm who lives for JUSTICE!

>>14551798
She hugs you tight so she can drain you.

>> No.14551809

>>14551800
You alp.

>> No.14551810

>>14551800
I like you.

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>>14551805
Yes, yes. I like this.

>> No.14551817

>>14551798
That would be the most frighteningly sexy ara ara and ufufufu.

>> No.14551819

>>14551776
ignis and dragon
Imagine it. raw power wrapped in living fire and scaled beauty.

>> No.14551820

>>14551809
The alp is already turning other boys into alps >>14551810, somebody stop her!

>> No.14551825

>>14551819
Would she be a demi-elemental like the Glacies?

>> No.14551830

>>14551804
could you handle her little flaming eyes staring out from under her cloak as she 'awawawooos' aggressively at you?

>>14551805
The tried and true rape monster.

>>14551806
Sounds like a nice teddy mouse to nap with.

>>14551793
A busty bird that can't fly but has tits that are out of this world.

An extremely fiery hellhound.

Living flame fox.

A wurm/ryu with joints that you can take apart with little issue.

A maid you can assemble/disassemble as you wish.

A golem that generates her own electricity for attacks that also has little wolf ears.

>>14551819
Could you handle the cracks in her scales glowing and little flames flickering out with every breath?

>> No.14551832

>>14551820
Cut the gay Alp RP shit out faggot.

>> No.14551835

>>14551808
I know right? I just want to chew out a Kakuen while healing her busted arm.
>"I swear to god, one of these days you're going to do something so stupid that I'm not going to be able to put your dumb ass back together!"

>> No.14551836

>>14551825
I guess so

>> No.14551839
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14551839

>>14551776
Lichify an Anubis.

>> No.14551840

>>14551830
>Could you handle the cracks in her scales glowing and little flames flickering out with every breath?
I would take it all and more if it meant i got my girl

>> No.14551842
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14551842

I want to remove hellhounds with a paladin ojou. Violently.

>> No.14551843

>>14551830
You know, a vampire mouse could be nice too.

>> No.14551844

>>14551830
>could you handle her little flaming eyes staring out from under her cloak as she 'awawawooos' aggressively at you?
Oh god that sounds cute.

>> No.14551846

>>14551835
>It'll be fine you said!
>Don't worry Anon will keep us patched up! It's not like he hates us putting extra work on his plate.
>"Anon, you don't have to be so sarcasti-"
>Bitch! I just gave you your eye back and made sure that everyone got out alive! I have earned my sarcasm!

>> No.14551847

>>14551803
>Froppy will be animated soon
Oh my I simply cannot wait.

>> No.14551850

>>14551842
You are both raped multiple times.

>> No.14551852
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14551852

>>14551820
A flatfag has no credibility calling anyone else an alp.

>> No.14551854

>>14551840
Good man.

>>14551843
Would she have tiny little fangs and pout whenever you didn't take her seriously?

>>14551844
Don't forget her much fluffier tail thrashing as you ruffle her hair, the little wendihound pouting that you don't take her seriously.

>> No.14551859

>>14551852
Shut up alp.

>> No.14551861

>>14551850
>we sing songs of conquest while marching home in victory, adding a new set of hellhound teeth to our collection
Fixed.

>> No.14551865

>>14551859
You're arguing in front of the mirror again.

>> No.14551866

>>14551854
>Would she have tiny little fangs and pout whenever you didn't take her seriously?
Of course. But mostly it'd be for the close cuddles while she sips from my neck every night.

>> No.14551867

Ushi-oni + wurm = ???

>> No.14551868

>>14551861
Fuck off MGU.

>> No.14551870
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>>14551840
NUCLEAR!
>>14551847
Don't forget Midnight and Uravity and Momo and Mount Lady and Jirou and all the other girls because they're all adorable.

>> No.14551872

>>14551732
>Panties on under the garters
Rookie mistake.

>> No.14551873

>>14551830
>>14551844
Awawhttps://youtu.be/EG2oddX15N8?t=127

>> No.14551875

>>14551861
Nope, you are both raped and become the bitch of some ramdom hellhound. Congratulations.

>> No.14551877

>>14551868
How about no? Removing monsters is part of MGE.

>> No.14551878

>>14551800
>she runs away
>don't hear from her all week
>go to her house and there is a work crew in their backyard taking down a tree
>her mother meets you at the door but breaks down in front of you
>she committed suicide by hanging herself in the backyard
>she never told anyone that she did it because you rejected her
>you get off scott free except for something you'll be carrying the rest of your life
BAD END
>she then comes back as a Will-o-Wisp and haunts you for the rest of your life
>and is has a hatred of hellhounds now because since she thinks you hate them; she does too

>> No.14551879

>>14551875
>replying

>> No.14551880

>>14551866
Good man, enjoy her nibbling at your neck before falling asleep.

>>14551867
Either a rape spider with scales instead of chitin or an oddly colored wurm that has regeneration on top of her absurd armor.

>> No.14551881

>>14551877
Haha no.

>> No.14551882

>>14551776
A hellhound and the least rapey Titania . I like the hellhound design, but don't like constant aggressive rape. Maybe occasionally, but I'd like a waifu that I can do non-sex things with. A sex machine would be fun for the first few weeks, but I don't feel like I could like someone whos entire personality is 'sex now'. Also gentle onee chan loving and cuddles.

>> No.14551883

>>14551875
Your bitchboy fantasies don't apply to me.

>> No.14551886

>>14551877
Don't get ahead of yourself, fa/tg/uy.

>> No.14551888

>>14551881
>just no
>cause my headcanon
Nice chat. I'll over here, counting hellhounds pelts.

>> No.14551890

>>14551873
God I love the music for this game.

>> No.14551891

>>14551879
Gomen, I didn't know it was that guy.

>> No.14551892

>>14551886
Wrong again.

>> No.14551894

>>14551891
>>14551879
You really need to stop blaming 'that one guy.'

>> No.14551895

>>14551882
So a oneesan hellhound with flaming butterfly wings that does her best to act tough but is actually quite childish?

Sounds good.

>>14551886
Nah, a true fa/tg/uy is looking to adventure with them, not exterminate them.

/tg/ loves its waifus.

>> No.14551896

>>14551776
A lava golem and a kraken

>> No.14551899
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14551899

Keep calm and tease cats.

>> No.14551900

>>14551846
>You could've died you moron! Don't go doing shit like that again!
>"Awwww, you do care!"
>It must be so amazing being delusional.

>> No.14551903

>>14551776
Lich and Shoggoth
Shoggoth and Queen Slime
Baphomet and Mega Holst

>> No.14551905

>>14551842
I want to raise orphan hellpups with that paladin ojou. Lovingly.

>> No.14551906

>>14551895
I see, "edgy faggot" should work then.

>> No.14551907

>>14551776
An Alp and a Jabberwock

>> No.14551909

>>14551878
>get lich wife
>trap bitch in soul jar
>make her listen to the passionate moans of lich waifu for the rest of eternity
She really did not think this through.

>> No.14551910

>>14551899
That's insanely hot. Why though?

>> No.14551911

>>14551803
I did not realize how much of an ass Tsuyu's got.

>> No.14551912 [SPOILER] 
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14551912

>Date a Succubus
>You two actually hit it off really well
>She has a lot of the same interests as you
>You two even think alike a bit
>Finally sleep together
>An entire weekend of mind-blowing, bed-breaking, ball-draining sex
>As you lay together with her, she seems content
>But then her smile starts to fade
>Anon, can I tell you a secret?
>'What is it?'
>She turns out to actually be an Alp
>She turned late in highschool
>Her parents basically disowned her and threw her out
>She whored herself out to make ends meet
>Apparently there's a big market for people who want to fuck Alps until they reach Stage 3
>She's not proud of what she's done, but she says she's left that life behind her to be with you
>Will you still stay with me, Anon?

>> No.14551913

>>14551842
>That paladin
Enjoy being cucked. A lot.

>> No.14551915

>>14551910
Because it's more constructive than arguing on the internet.

>> No.14551916

>>14551911
She couldn't make those big leaps without the proper muscle structure.

>> No.14551917
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>>14551899
How much teasing are we talking and with what?

>> No.14551918

>>14551905
You want to see little hellhounds purged? You're too bad a dude for me.

>> No.14551920

>>14551915
No, I was questioning why this particular image strikes a fire in my loins with such a fury.

>> No.14551921

>>14551896
So a gooey, glowing kraken who ara aras as she forms tenticles to wrap you up?

Sounds nice.

>>14551900
>God damn it! You triggered that trap on purpose didn't?
>"You mean the alp?"
>No! The dart one! I didn't even see you move!
>"But then we can't spend time together..."
>And that means you want to risk death?

>>14551903
So an undead meido from beyond the veil, a maid hivemind, and a baphomet with tits so big she can't move.

I approve.

>>14551907
We already had that journey.
It was fun.

>> No.14551923
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14551923

remember, bath time is a battle you best stay out of

>> No.14551924

>>14551912
>whore
>also an alp
And that's why you don't date succusluts, kids.

>> No.14551926

>>14551920
You have a thing for swimsuits? And stockings? And bondage? And angry girls?

>> No.14551927

>>14551918
Cringe post.

>> No.14551928

>>14551912
Ditch the slut and find a Demon.

>> No.14551929

>>14551912
>ex whose
You've lost 50% of anons for that, the rest cause alps a shit.

>> No.14551932

>>14551912
She's my slut now.

>> No.14551933

>>14551921
>>"But then we can't spend time together..."
>>And that means you want to risk death?
>Forced to go on dates with the party so they'll stop "accidentally" falling into spike pits so I need to patch them up.

>> No.14551935

>>14551927
Stop replying.

>> No.14551936

>>14551923
Erma is too cute

>> No.14551937

>>14551917
As much as it takes to make them mewl with despair and/or lust, and with whatever it takes.

>> No.14551938

>>14551926
I'd say it's the swimsuit, which is odd since I'm usually indifferent to those.
I love bondage but not when it's the girl who's been tied up.
Stockings are nice.
Angry girls need to be appeased though, especially kitties.

>> No.14551939

>>14551913
Don't think me you.

>> No.14551940

>>14551912
>>She whored herself out to make ends meet
There are other things you can do as a magical being to make money. She wanted to whore herself out.

>> No.14551942

>>14551921
I want to be a Healer who has to put up with the antics of his goofy monstergirl party and keep them alive.
I want them to end up rubbing off on me and making me a bit less grumpy while I rub off on them and they get a bit more serious about adventuring.

>> No.14551944
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14551944

Beauty.

>> No.14551945

>>14551940
This, the shitty Alp deserved everything bad that happened to it.

>> No.14551946

>>14551927
Whatever happened to hating on monstergirls you don't like? Or are you only allowed to do that if you're cute about it, like with Cyclops? Have you guys gone full hugbox? Well, it don't matter to me.

>> No.14551947

>>14551939
You didn't watched the anime m8? She is a gangbanging slut.

>> No.14551948
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>>14551776
I would mix an Apophis and a Shirohebi together, and create the world's greatest yandere yin-yang bomb to exist.

>> No.14551949

>>14551912
In animu land, most likely yes.

After 2017?
Definitely yes.
I'm very lonely.

>> No.14551950

>>14551929
*ex whore

>> No.14551951

>>14551946
Go away, faggot.

>> No.14551952

>>14551933
>Suddenly everyone's acting different around you.
>The Minotaur warrior asks you to kiss her injuries after you patch them up.
>The Kakuen monk almost seems to be posing sexily while you fix up her injured leg.
>The Succubus bard blushes like a schoolgirl while you mend her wounds.
>What the fuck is going on, you just want to get your cut from the adventurers guild and put food on your goddamn table.

>> No.14551953

>Comment guy didn't comment on my combo
Oh well.

>> No.14551954

>>14551948
>hard-yan lavender snek
mmmmm

>> No.14551955

>>14551947
That is not a problem. Did I ever say she was my waifu? Fuckbuddies are a thing you know.

>> No.14551956

>>14551776
Jinko and Oni

>> No.14551957

>>14551948
So a grape snake with white hair, red eyes and a strong desire to keep you away from ThoSE WhORes?

You like to live dangerously.

>> No.14551959
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14551959

http://imgur.com/a/FBrtS

Just plugging these, since I updated them not long ago and haven't done it in a thread.

>> No.14551960

>>14551951
Why?

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>>14551942

I want to be a healer (again) for the hat (again). MG pussy is an added bonus.

>> No.14551962

>>14551955
Oh, sloppyseconds-kun.

>> No.14551963

>>14551959
What a good doggy.

>> No.14551964

>>14551956
What color oni?

This dicates if you get a red skinned, ultra muscled tiger girl that acts like a frat girl or a blue skinned, ultra muscled girl whose calm, collected and blushes when you tell her how shitfaced she got.

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>>14551619
A Mouse/Rat Girl owned restaurant? I'm intrigued.

They would specialize in cheese dishes I guess, all the waitresses would be adorable in their cute little outfits. And the Rat Head Chef runs a tight ship, even with the kitchen completely crowded.

The building itself would be quite small, with a low ceiling, the chairs and tables might be a bit small and you can expect to have to lower your head at times.

Also you can call up ahead of time to make a reservation, or just breathe heavily and talk about how your going to molest their cute mouse ears before hanging up.

>> No.14551967

>>14551948
How about an Echidna has an Apophis and Shirohebi as fraternal twins and they both fall in love with the same man?

>> No.14551968

>>14551966
Hey! That's the bitch who burglarized my house yesterday!

>> No.14551970

>>14551964
Both sound pretty great. I think I'll go with blue

>> No.14551971

>>14551968
Oh, so all mice look like Nazrin to you?! Racist.

>> No.14551972

>>14551961
You know, they could probably appeal to the Adventurer's Guild for you to be required to fuck them to help fill their "Dietary Needs."
They're definitely gonna want cuddles afterwards though.

>> No.14551973

>>14551962
Not him either.

>> No.14551977

>>14551968
You're mistaken, that's one of the waitresses, they accept tips and might let you pat their heads.

Sniffing is banned though, that will get you thrown out.

>> No.14551980

>>14551972
I now have the image of a grumpy looking anon in robes trapped between a bunch of happy looking monster girls who are snuggling him stuck in my head.

It's wonderful.

>>14551970
A wise choice and a good color.

>> No.14551983

>>14551840
>I would take it all and more if it meant i got my girl
I bet some monsters would see that line as romantic as fuck

I want to see a story with that line in it.

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>>14551966
I would go, but I'd try to get the number of one of the girls there, so I can sniff her outside of working hours.

>> No.14551992

>>14551912
[x]make her go back into prostitution until she ends up a hollow shell

>> No.14551996

>>14551980
Great now I've got an image like that too.
What's the party you're imagining? Because I'm imagining a Kakuen Monk, a Hellhound Berserker, a Succubus Bard, a Minotaur Warrior, a Cheshire Cat Rogue, and two Sorcerers, one Shirohebi and one Apophis.

>> No.14552000
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Someone send help, they've commandeered my bathroom.

I really have to pee.

>> No.14552003

>>14551996
Top tier party right there.

I would take the Kakuen Monk route when it comes to the obligatory dating sim mechanic.

>> No.14552005

>>14551996
Thats a lot of girls.
I was going with a minotaur barbarian, a medusa mage, and a werecat rogue all snuggling up around him, while the harpy bard lays on his chest.

no party should go higher than five

>> No.14552007

>>14552000
Use one of them.

>> No.14552009

>>14552005
>no party should go higher than five
And I say "nine companions".

>> No.14552010
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>>14552000
What's wrong Anon? Afraid they'll laugh at you when they see it?

>> No.14552011

>>14552000
Use cheese anon.
They make special kind for trapping them.

Just don't give it to any girl you want to remain mobile.

>> No.14552012

>>14552003
>Kakuen Monk route
>Not going for the Harem Route.
If you're going to do anything, go all the fuck in.

>> No.14552014

>>14552007
I'm pretty sure if I go inside one of them it'll fuck her up real good. I don't want them dead, I just want them in a different room. How could I coax them all into my basement?

>> No.14552015

>>14552012
Please no, last time we tried to romance martial artists we created a meme.

>> No.14552016

>>14552009
GMing that would be hell.

>> No.14552017
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I want to eat pizza with a Cheshire.

>> No.14552018

>>14551967
Cute.

>> No.14552019

>>14552010
Has Tiny Penis Anon made a post for mice yet?

>> No.14552021

>>14551959
Oh my, some of those girls seem intolerably lewd. And is it me, or did Miia's breasts get bigger?
>Pink Slime option
We have a winner!

>> No.14552023

>>14552014
You realize of course that you're more likely to cause internal harm by drinking salt water. What do you think people do, lost at sea? At least until their own salt content gets too high...

But anyway, cheese and mousetraps? Rig the mousetraps with big dildos to cover the metal bits.

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>>14552017
Careful, anon. Once you let them in, they're extremely hard to get rid of.

>> No.14552027

>>14552016
That's why 'the fellowship breaks'.

>> No.14552028

>>14551967
I remember something like this back on /a/.
The Medusa acted as a mediator for her Shirohebi and Apophis daughters.

>> No.14552029

>>14551967
>Grapesnake would tweak your nipples from behindand kiss you deeply while Whitesnake meekly takes your entire length
>Both of them are coiled around you the entire time
>This is before they switch turns even once

>> No.14552031

>>14552010
The Cheese Bandits! I knew this day would come, they'll never take my collection of miniature gouda cheeses!

>> No.14552033

>>14552024
Nice.

>> No.14552034

>>14552027
So now I have two parties instead of one?
I can't GM both.
I may not have a life but I don't have the time for that!

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>>14552029
Is grapesnake whispering dirty things to me as her tongue teases my ear?

>> No.14552037
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>>14552023
Mouse traps seem a bit lewd when they trap mice for the molesting.

>> No.14552038

>>14552024
This party's getting crazy!

>> No.14552039

>>14552034
Does it help if we kill off two of them?

>> No.14552040

>>14551912
I have an idea that succubi would hate alps because they break the trust between themselves and humans, that is, actual succubi have trouble getting guys because they're afraid they might be an alp.

>> No.14552045

>>14552039
No because then they come back with new characters or just get resurrected.

Next you'll be telling me that the hobbit is going to get the macguffin.

>> No.14552048

Any writefags about? Anyone know how to make written action not be lame?

>> No.14552050

>>14552045
Well someone has to, and who would look for it on the Hobbit?

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>>14552037
That's why you gotta go Little Bunny Foo Foo on their asses and hit them with a mallet or some other bludgeoning device.

>> No.14552052

>>14552048
Just read how other people do it.

>> No.14552053

>>14552052
And who here writes action instead of smut and cute?

>> No.14552054

>>14552048
What kind of action do you mean? Like actual fighting and action scenes, or bedroom 'action'?

>> No.14552055

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please remember to not let you and your fellow adventuring party ruin the economy with a mass spending spree.

Do you think the little town of nowhere is set to handle the sheer amount of gold you and the girls will be dumping into it?

>>14552048
No idea.

>>14552050
Hobbits are thieves.
You always check the thief for goods.

>> No.14552057

>>14552048
Trick's all in the flow. You need the right amount of detail but not so much it slows the action down.

A little less consequential description can also go a long way.

>> No.14552059

>>14552051
It is now my headcanon that rabbits have mice friends they lightly bop on the head when they're feeling lonely.

>> No.14552061

>>14552054
Actual fighting, I'm saving up bedroom action for later.
>>14552055
>Hobbits are thieves
That's why we make them a ranger, and give them a fluffy white cat. That will confuse everyone.

>> No.14552063

>>14552053
I mean real successful writers.

>> No.14552067

>>14552063
Real successful writers can't teach me how to writefag.

>> No.14552072

>>14552053
>action instead of smut and cute
None of those are exclusive though. Sex scenes are, at heart, sloppy action scenes anyway (though perhaps with more talking), so as long as you disengage your boner you can still pick up a thing or two from those anyway.

>> No.14552074

>>14552061
Go cavalier instead, gives them a decent mounted combat class thanks to riding dogs and lets you do something other than bard or thief.

>> No.14552076

>>14552072
Well fine, I'll just write it and it'll be lame but it'll be there. I'll try to keep it short.

>> No.14552081

>>14552048
Pot you reader in the eyes of the character. Are they so legendary and zen that they can see every minute detail? Yeah? Then write about it, but if it's a normal person whose mind only really hones in on the sword flying at them, write about that, and kee pthe background vague much in the same way the actual background would be unfocused when your eyes are locking in on the edge of a blade.

>> No.14552082

>>14552076
You can always give us a sample or snippet and let us look at it, sometimes we're even constructive in our criticism.

Besides, if you're new to writing you should fully expect to not like what you write at first, it's just like picking up any other skill. Also, you should expect not to like what you write ever because that's how these things go. Just try to step back and judge yourself reasonably.

>> No.14552083

>>14552076
Good luck, and don't give away whether flaming skies or murky seas wins.

>> No.14552089

>>14552083
Y-you too.

>> No.14552091
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>>14552061
>Actual fighting
Okay, so my advice is to usually have an outline, but it's even more important with a fight. You need to know your terrain, the weapons, the fighter's capabilities and styles, etc. Then, think up a few 'spots', highlights of the fight that are the big moments. Lay out how you want the spots to unfold, and you'll have your basic flow of the fight. It probably also helps to figure out exactly how you want to end the fight. Once you've got all that, it should be easy enough to write in generic combat to flow from one spot to the next. I gave it a crack a while back and I'd like to think I didn't do horribly.

>> No.14552093
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>crabman will never draw you a picture of Miia

Please crabman, Have i not earned it?

>> No.14552096

>>14552093
>Miias tits
Crabman is really inconsistent with breast sizes.

>> No.14552098

>>14552036
Of course.

>> No.14552100

>>14552093
I'm sure he would.

You just have to go to one of his signing events.
In Japan.

>> No.14552104

>>14552048
More reminders I'm supposed to be writing about a Dragoon getting a mount/mate.

>> No.14552106

>>14552104
Well git to it!

>> No.14552107

>>14552059
Just wanna bop a mouse relentlessly with one of those squeaky mallets until it's unclear if the mallet is squeaking or she is.

>> No.14552108

>>14552091
Not a bad idea. I also like to mime some of my actions out to see if they make sense physically/anatomically. Obviously this won't work for flashier or less grounded moves, but it's somewhat helpful in general. I also do more staring into space than usual during my action scenes because I'm running through the flow in different ways.

>> No.14552113

>>14552107
You trying to kill me with cuteness anon? It almost worked.

>> No.14552114

>>14552106
If you can't wait, I did a thing a while back that for some reason was listed as a guest on my pastebin. I-If you're interested, I mean...

>> No.14552116
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>>14552107
Not a mouse, but something like this?

>> No.14552118

>>14552114
I can wait for a finished product. Just need 700 more words into my own thing and I'll be done for the year, too.

>> No.14552124

>>14552113
I mean. The sharp colors of the mallets are oddly charming. I wouldn't fault you for having your heart explode if you gazed at one for too long.

>>14552116
Yes, but you know. In a manner in which one could describe as 'furiously'.

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Remember to take your Monster Girl for a walk every now and then, they can get restless.

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>>14552150
I'm sure she's fine.

>> No.14552162

>>14552150
I wonder if a jinko in modern clothes would still find ways to show off her abs.

>> No.14552164

>>14551776
Kiki + Shoggoth
Yeti + Wendigo
Apo + Pharaoh
Scylla + Charib

>> No.14552168

>>14552162
They would look cute in a tight t-shirt with jeans and a baseball cap that covers their fluffy ears.

They'd still stick out a bit though. And people would keep asking to touch her tail.

>> No.14552169

>>14552162
All she'd need is something transparent or skin tight. The former isn't unheard of and the latter could apply to a lot of thinner athleisure attire.

In short, yes, yes she would. It would be no less delicious. I also get the feeling MG would have zero qualms running around in sports bras and yoga pants all the time anyway.

>> No.14552209

>Check Pastebin for some Girtablilu smut
>Found none

Seriously. Why!?

>> No.14552223
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>>14552209
Because they're big scary scorpions.

>> No.14552225

>>14552209
Because I can't imagine a full grown one even coming up to a man's chest even if it were to stand as tall as it could with the torso upright. And that's silly.

>> No.14552231
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Good news everyone! I made it this year and there's Oomukade in it. A little. At the end.

http://pastebin.com/60J2ks1J

>> No.14552251

>>14552231
Yay! You're done! Gonna read now.

>> No.14552256

>>14552225
They are a little too low to the ground to be practical, aren't they? Atleast arachne can stand quite tall

>> No.14552263

>>14551681
>>14551654
>>14551687
>She's really unpopular and sits in the back of the class, spending most of her
>Make friends with her (begrudgingly at first) after being forced into doing a group project with her
>You begin to spend more and more time with her for several reasons: Seeing her alone makes you feel bad, you actually have a fair amount in common, and teasing her is really fun
>You demand to hang out with her after class and this becomes a frequent occurrence
>You start bullying her frequently: eating her lunch, pulling her ears, grabbing her like a baby and carrying her around, ETC
>One day you seize her book and begin reading it
>It's some sappy romance novel about a prince falling in love with a traditionally unattractive princess
>You begin laughing at her after reading the summary
>She starts to cry and gets uncharacteristically serious as she demands it back
>You ignore this as you brush her away while she rushes at you, attempting to get her book back
>You starting shoving her away, touching her flat chest in the process
>This is when you notice how her chest feels: despite her boyish chest, her slight puffiness and erect nipples
>Noticing this you too get embarrassed and hesitate, embarrassed
>"Oh, n-now you're going easy on me or something, uh? well, I'll show you!"
>She takes off her glasses and you shutter as her eyes begin to smoke
>"I'm the princess now!!!" she exclaims as she tackles you and begins kissing you all over with her surprising strength
>You become erect as she gets more confident, increasingly smug, not knowing you've always liked her too
>Riding you and guiding her cock through her thighs, you erupt like a volcano, onto her ebony stomach
>Her naivete showing, she laughs "AHA!!!! Well what do you think of that?! I WIN!!!"

>> No.14552270

>>14552263
I think I'd rather the first shot have been up inside her. If her eyes look that hot, then her insides must be...

>> No.14552275

>>14551218

>A Kejourou having a fetish with her own hair

>> No.14552284

>>14552256
They have stingers on tails the length of their body or longer capable of injecting an addictive paralyzing toxin into their targets with frightening accuracy. As if that wasn't enough they're also so stealthy they seem capable of popping out of the desert's very asshole to sting you in the neck. Oh, and did I forget the sadism? Maybe it had to do with all those short jokes. Anyway, there is no too low to the ground to be practical when you're dealing with a rape scorpion; that just means it's harder to see them before they're on top of you and you're subsequently under them. It'd be a lot like being raped by a baphomet actually, only rather than being powerless to fight back you just can't. Fucking. Move.

Now, I'm not a girtie sympathizer or anything, but even if they are only waist high (and they should be able to rise higher, right?) that's still horrifying.

>> No.14552288

>>14552231
By my current pace, this story will end up being 82~k words, 130-ish pages on Word. I hope people can bear with it for that long.

>> No.14552295

>>14552100
I'm too afraid to see him in person, I don't go outside during the day often and am bad in crowds

>> No.14552298

Do you guys know of any mg audio

>> No.14552310

>>14552284
You mistook my use of practical for 'practical in raping' Sure, they're great rapists, just not so good waifus. she'd need to crawl on the wall to reach the top shelf.

>> No.14552325

>>14552310
>she'd need to crawl on the wall to reach the top shelf.
Which MAMONO MANA would totally let her do. And then you get to watch her stretch that delicious brown body to reach things. It'd be great. Might be trouble when you have daughterus though. I mean, what do you do when they're misbehaving on the ceiling while mom isn't around?

>> No.14552332

>>14552325
Look tiny insects get to do it because they're tiny. giant fucking scorpion women would punch holes through the wall to get their grip.

>> No.14552333

>>14552298
Yes.

>> No.14552335

>>14552325
Grab the broom. If they pull that shit war has been declared and anything is fair game.

>> No.14552342

>>14552333
Could I have it

>> No.14552354
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>>14552342
Sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wUDTkOzLQA
Mimikaki Relaxation Shop, wherein a drunk kitsune gives you a massage and stuff.

http://pastebin.com/zMzndE0X
Almost everything on that list. It includes the stuff I would otherwise post indiviudally, anyway.

>> No.14552358

>>14552332
Spiderman could do it through gloves so it's cool

>> No.14552362

>>14552354
NOT EVEN THAT GUY, BUT GOD SMILES UPON YOU ANON

THIS IS GREAT.

>> No.14552374

>>14552358
That's because he had tiny hooks come out of his toes and fingers

>> No.14552386

>>14552362
I hope you enjoy it. That Pastebin's actually way, way bigger than I remember it being. I posted the link not realising that they'd updated all that beyond the tenth link or so.
Guess I've got something to look forward to as well.

>> No.14552416

>Anubis waifu is extremely stern
>Even her sisters call her a hardass
>But you know her biggest weakness
>One day you visit her at work
>She's chewing out one of her underlings so terribly that said underling actually starts to cry
>She's too focused on shouting to notice you've walked in
>You come up behind her and start massaging her ears
">HIIIIII~!" she squeaks, before slumping back in her chair and closing her eyes
>A dopey smile starts to form on her face
>You stop and ask her if she's calmed down
>She turns beat red and hurriedly shoos her subordinate out of the room before turning back to you with a pout on her face
>"Quit undermining me in front of the slaves."
>"They're employees, not slaves."
>She flops back into her chair
>"...I didn't tell you to stop rubbing my ears."

>> No.14552427

>>14552416
How do I teach this hardass Anubis the secrets of chilling out and merely being firm-assed? Do I watch Footloose with her?

>> No.14552428
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REMINDER: Get 'em young and marry 'em too

>> No.14552453

>>14552428
Did you miss your thread?

>>14548410

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>>14552231
Funny how the Dragon seems to be the one going through a character arc when the story's supposed to be about something else.

>> No.14552459

>>14552428
That's how you end up getting abducted by the Sabbath

Lolis, not even once

>> No.14552463

>>14552453
nope, some lessons are universal

>> No.14552483

Hiro stop fapping to the Cheshire doujin and fix your damn site

>> No.14552485

Anyone got some nice monster girl fat thighs and ass?

>> No.14552486

Can I catch a monstergirl with just a box, a stick, a string, and a plate of nachos?

>> No.14552492
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>>14552335
>Grab the broom.
More like, grab the tommy gun.

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Dont sign a contract with a flat demon, its a trap.

Not that kind of trap you fuck wits

>> No.14552502

>>14552495
Why? What's so bad about?

>> No.14552504

>>14552495
>Not that kind of trap you fuck wits
Awwww!

>> No.14552514

>>14552164
>Yeti + Wendigo
Nervous fluffy paw demon that awawas around until she hugs the nearest thing that's usually your leg

>> No.14552523

>>14552428
Sauce?
Google fails

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Zzzzzz

>> No.14552528
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>>14552016
>GMing any game with monster girls
>not hell
It would just devolve into I TAKE MY SHIRT OFF AND BASK IN THE SUN, HOPEFULLY ATTRACTING MANY FEMALES THAT WILL HENCEFORTH LICK MY WELL-OILED ABS.

>> No.14552530

>>14552486
>nachos
You might attract the wrong kind of girl with that kind of grub.

>> No.14552545
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>>14552485
Thighs you say?

>> No.14552553

>>14552209
How tolerant are you of atrociously pathetic author filibuster?

>> No.14552562

>>14552553
What are you talking about?

>> No.14552572

>>14552562
There's a Girt story on Literotica if you're tolerant.

>> No.14552577

>>14552502
She might turn you in to a small child

>> No.14552583
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14552583

Happy New Year to my fellow Ausfags

>> No.14552593

>>14552577
What's the bad thing here? I'd love a flat chested onee-san!

>> No.14552599

>>14552577
Deal breaker of the century.

>> No.14552604

>>14552495
But what if I like girls with slim chests and large backsides?

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>>14552524
Watching girls sleep is harassment!

>> No.14552618

>>14552611
Then bop it till it's awake.

>> No.14552619
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Oh, boy!
Panda is already full of C89 stuff.
I wonder how long until Chesire doujins

>>14552428
Where is this from? Google and exhentai can't find it

>> No.14552631
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>>14552611
What if you're rubbing them all over while they sleep on your lap, murmuring how they truly feel about you and ever so often puckering their lips juuuust enough?

>> No.14552640
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Why does the Queen of Hearts feel the need to ruin all the good monster species?
>harpies a best, wonderland harpy a worst
>dragons a best, wonderland dragon a worst
>mice a decent, wonderland mice THE WORST
>thank you for the hatter but it's too little too late sweetheart

>> No.14552645

>>14552545
Fat thighs! Big fat wight thighs!

>> No.14552651

>>14552640
Why did your mother feel the need to give birth to a person with such shit taste?

>> No.14552652

>>14552640
I never knew such shit taste was out there

>> No.14552654

>>14552651
She didn't. Accidents happen, you know.

>> No.14552656

>>14552619
>Panda is already full of C89 stuff.
And there are already TWO english translations of one KanColle doujin.
>>14552640
>wonderland mice THE WORST
None of the mice are bad you faggot.

>> No.14552661
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14552661

She's attacking the city! Who can stop her rampage?

>> No.14552663

>>14552661
She's not really attacking the city, she's just chilling.

>> No.14552666

>>14552663
She's chilling the city! Who can stop her relaxation?

>> No.14552669

>>14552661
I offer my virginity for her leaving.

>> No.14552670

>>14552661
>>14552666
My dick.

>> No.14552675

>>14552640
>harpies a best, wonderland harpy a worst
That would be black harpy and their ugly dyke hair cuts. Jubjubs themselves are top tier but their eggs ruin things a little.
>dragons a best, wonderland dragon a worst
In bizarro world maybe. Jabberwocks a best.
>mice a decent, wonderland mice THE WORST
Oh come on, rape land mines are hilarious.

>> No.14552679

>>14552675
>>14552656
>>14552652
>>14552651
My taste > your taste.

>> No.14552687

>>14552679
An oral burn victim's taste > your taste.

>> No.14552697

>>14552661
If we don't stop her, she's going to become too smug.

We need a brave volunteer to bring her down with their flesh torpedo.

>> No.14552704

>>14552619
>Tons of yaoi scanned
>Not a single monster girl doujin
This is going to be a painful wait. There's a red oni doujin, spider girl femdom, lizard girl twins and Cheshire butt to pray for.

>> No.14552718
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How many of these betas do you think would alp?

>> No.14552807
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14552807

Is it better ?

>> No.14552818

>>14552807
The faces still need work, but each one is a little better than the one before it.
I hope he doesn't get discouraged, he's a good artist overall.

>> No.14552822

>>14552818
I'd be very happy to have more detailed information on what is wrong with the face

>> No.14552824

>>14552807
The mouth doesn't look as weirdly angled and the head as a whole seems to have changed for the better. Looks good to me.

>> No.14552836

>>14552718
If there are MGs, they would get all the pussies they want. Whether they like it or not.

>> No.14552842

>>14552822
Nothing is wrong with the faces, just you

>> No.14552848
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>>14552822
It's mostly the style of the eyes, although I like the nose a lot more than the piggy-round ones from previous pictures. She just looks so... fucking HIGH, man. I know she's meant to be doing the little 'adoring onee-sama' smile but god does it just look like she smoked a shitton of shrooms and injected dank cannabis into her fairy dust mix.

>> No.14552857

>>14552822
I don't have an issue with the faces personally but some seem to have an issue with them looking too realistic for the style the rest of the image is.

The nose on this one seems better thought out than previous images and people seemed to love the Shoggoth one with no complaints so examining what you did differently there might give you some clues.

>> No.14552870
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14552870

Reminder to properly charge your kiki. Failing to do so can lead to... Consequences.

>> No.14552903

>>14552870
I'll overcharge her, give her an ak47, and play kebab removal music for her

>> No.14552925

>>14551253
>Those Amazon muscles
Would date and be loved by

>That Wock nerd
BULLY

>> No.14552955
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14552955

>>14552718
>Women make better friends

I've seen some pretty wrong shit in my lifetime but that's definitely up there in the top 10.

>> No.14552966

>>14552870
I didn't hear the instructions quite right. Was I supposed to headpat her for fifteen or fifty minutes?

>> No.14552977

>>14552966
One way to be sure. I mean, it's not like we'd run into a "don't feed them after midnight" situation here, right?

Right?

>> No.14552997

>>14552977
It's fine. Everything is basically after midnight.

>> No.14553049

So are you enjoying 2016?

>> No.14553053

>>14553049
GO AWAY FUTURE MAN

>> No.14553068

>>14553053
Never, it will be 2017 here first too!

>> No.14553074

>>14553049
Will be in 23 minutes.
So, any em-gees in sight over there?

>> No.14553075

>>14553068
This is how you get burned at a the stake. Time traveling is a big no no.

>> No.14553082

>>14553049
My time zone comrade!
Are you in Japan?
It's 30 min of 2016 here
IT'S NOT 2015 ANYMORE
LIBERALS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.14553091

>>14553082
>We will never escape CURRENT YEAR

>> No.14553097

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbJanCYONrk
I hope you all have a redline day today.

>> No.14553100

>>14553097
SEVEN YEARS

>> No.14553109

>>14553082
Nah, Ausfag, 2 hours in.

>> No.14553110

>>14553100
OF HAND-DRAWN

>> No.14553137
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>No more "It's 2015"

Thank god.

It's also nice to see the SJW / Black Lives Matter movements dissipating and EU getting fed up with refugees being massive dicks.

Maybe 2016 is shaping up to be a decent year.

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14553139

happy new year everyone..

>> No.14553146

>>14553139
TENNESSEE WHISKEY

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>>14552231
I wonder if that fortune-teller Ryu will be able to foresee getting bullied by a 'mukade.

>> No.14553160

>>14553137
Strauss–Howe generational theory says we'll band together in response to a crisis that peaks around 2025, so prepare for that I guess.

>> No.14553161

>>14553139
Why is she alone? Doesn't she have that one foot anon to keep her company?

>> No.14553164

1 MORE YEAR

M
O
R
E

Y
E
A
R

>> No.14553165

>>14553139
Happy new year .less, hope the footfag and your stalker will be a bit quieter this year.

>> No.14553168
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>>14553160
More like 2017.

>> No.14553173

>>14553139
Happy New Year, at least it will be in 13 hours here in Burgerland.

>> No.14553178

>>14553139
And you're still here. I guess we can't have everything.

>> No.14553189
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>>14553178
Alp is here too. Despair.

>> No.14553191

>>14553178
We're all here forever afterall. Yes that includes Bob.

>> No.14553200

>>14553178
Instead of remembering we have cancer here, let's be thankful for the anons we do have here.

We have Mono, and snibako. And loen.

>> No.14553209

>>14553200
Don't forget Hyphen and our writefags.

>> No.14553216
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14553216

How about some food anon? A gift from the Chief God's Angels you undoubtedly serve.

>> No.14553219

>>14553209
>writefags.

>> No.14553221

>>14553219
What's wrong with them?

>> No.14553222

>>14553219
Yes?

>> No.14553225

>>14553137
>MGs playing games
In the Starcraft 2 3apm Fluffy Paw category, a Russian Yeti v. the 3apm champ, an Anubis who grew up in Korea

>> No.14553226

>>14550513
I'll make a guess and say it's a genderbended Dio from Grand Chase (a dead MMO game).

>> No.14553230

Someone post the kitsune ear fluff jab/pinch picture

>> No.14553237

>>14553219
Harblador, Silent and the guy writing the Oomukade thing are all fine.

Quicksilver depends on personal tastes and we have others that still post stuff less frequently.

>> No.14553247

>>14553219
Yeah, I know.

>> No.14553251

>>14553237
ALL of them depend on personal tastes bud.

>> No.14553255

I want to show an Alp some Akini to remind her that's she just a huge faggot

>> No.14553258

>>14553247
What do you know?

>> No.14553259
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>>14553200
I'd like to thank all our waifufags for shilling money over to give us content. I'd also like to thank Loen for this big cuddly Chesire!

>> No.14553260

>>14553251
Of course they do but quicksilver more than others due to his content which is why it needed mentioned for him.

>> No.14553263

>>14553255
>the sticky's gone
Aw.

>> No.14553266

>>14553259
THOSE PAWS ARE AS BIG AS HER HEAD, JESUS

>> No.14553269

>>14553216
Chief God is too delusional for me.

>> No.14553279

>>14553263
How does it feel to know that they'd probably all become Alps
Would you challenge Alp Billy to a wrestle match? Even when if you lose your ass is her's

>> No.14553280

>>14553259
Holy shit, she is so damned cuddly and soft.
I just wanna hug her and lay on her and cuddle her all day.

>> No.14553284
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14553284

>>14553269

>> No.14553290

>>14553237
Who's Silent and what Oomukade thing?

>> No.14553301

>>14553290
Silent_II, one of the few people to write an Ushi-Oni played straight and Historianon's the one writing the Oomukade story.

>> No.14553302

>>14553209
https://youtu.be/8LikMS5gDDI?t=204

>Writefags

>> No.14553305

>>14552209
Harblador has some as a part of his Tarabul series.

>> No.14553306

>>14553259
I want to touch those big meaty paws!

>> No.14553317

>>14553284
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE CHIEF GOD IS EVIL

>> No.14553322

>>14553317
IT'S OVER PALADIN

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

>> No.14553336

>>14552807
Looks good, though I never had any issue with the original version since I'm not very analytical.

>> No.14553344

>>14553301
>Writing an Ushi-Oni played straight
But that goes against the hugbox. The ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

>> No.14553348 [SPOILER] 
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14553348

Anyone go to comiket this year? This circle posted this on pixiv on the fucking 29th, and screwed up all their tags so I couldn't find it until it was too late.

>> No.14553352

>>14553259
I would give her so many kittens.

>> No.14553354

>>14553344
RSanon also did one on multiple occasions, and no one complained once you overreactive mong

>> No.14553366

>>14553259
We need more fatass Wonderland girls. Maybe then they wouldn't all be so smug, and instead be more cuddly.

>> No.14553367

>>14553305
Link please?

>> No.14553373

>>14553354
I just stopped reading that when the cuck guy showed up.

>> No.14553376

>>14553367
http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4

>> No.14553378

>>14553348
I could have asked someone to go for me but didn't want to make them track down porn for my sake.

So now I'm stuck waiting on 5 monster girl doujins and some non-thread related stuff to be uploaded.

>> No.14553391

>>14553366
But alices aren't smug!
They just want to cuddle oniichan

>> No.14553392

>>14553366
I wouldn't mind a chubby Jubjub with an alternate hairstyle and feather color.

>> No.14553398

>>14553391
Jabberwocks, Mad Hatters, and the rest of the girls are pretty smug though.

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>>14553391
>But alices aren't smug!
This one is.

>> No.14553418

>>14553366
Well when Wonderland Centaur comes out we should be fine.

>> No.14553419

>>14553415
>Implying that's not the Queen of Hearts

>> No.14553421

>>14553415
Ok, maybe she does so she's less smug.

>> No.14553424

>>14553419
>No white wings
>No actual card motiff
>People think this is the Queen of Hearts

>> No.14553426

>>14553419
The QoH would have white hair and stuff, that's just a tricked out Alice.

>> No.14553429

>>14553419
The queen of hearts is an Alice Lilim so it's still a smug Alice.

>> No.14553443

>>14552209
>Girtablilu
>Even worth a second thought on when they're just shitty Persian mythos MGs that get off on stinging you and being an inferior Arachne
>Implying you're not just a single person looking for some eager-to-please OC faggot to give you what you want so you won't die alone, emaciated and grey haired

>> No.14553463

>>14553419
Not this shit again

>> No.14553464

>>14553443
Damn, son. Who peed on your pigeons?

>> No.14553471

>>14553391
Doesn't matter

Alices will be just as fat and soft as the rest

Their fate is sealed

>> No.14553477
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>>14553259
>most of my money i've shilled has just gone to merch for myself
>only have requested/commissioned around 6-7 pictures so far
>jabberfag has around 50+ high quality images he's been responsible for

I feel like shit
I'm going to get some more Miia art commissioned now

>> No.14553492

>>14553471
Doesn't that require a trip to wonderland, though?

>> No.14553497
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>>14553301
>Historianon
Why would you arbitrarily pick some greenhorn who hasn't stood the test of time yet?

>> No.14553499

>>14553471
But then their dresses will get too small and hug their hips! the skirt resting atop her big bottom so that you can see her white side-tie panties!

>> No.14553511

>>14553376

Thanks!

>> No.14553553

>>14553497
Because he's making good content now and I'm being thankful for people we still have.

It's not like I'm going to be like "I'm sure thankful for all these people who never post." because that would just be pointless ass kissing in hopes that they come back.

>> No.14553570

>>14553553
Well yeah, when one faggot ant decides to hoist up the magnifying glass it's the entire colony that gets burned.

So blame the actual faggots for killing of over half the writefags.

>> No.14553584

>>14553492
We'll assemble a task force of Anons willing to fight for freedom, justice, prosperity, and security, for our new empire. Those who don't mind eventually falling and being raped by a soft wonderlander.

>>14553499
All a part of the plan. They will learn to accept their circumstances.

>> No.14553593

>>14553584
But what if she wants you to carry her?

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>>14553259
I haven't spent much money, but for what I have spent, and all my time searching and requesting,
I do it for her.

>>14553477
I don't have a lot of money so I'm very lucky to have received so much on request, especially
the few commission quality pieces.
And most of my personal spending budget went to these commissions
I'll probably fall far behind because of that.


On the note of spending money, some more progress on a commission here:
https://a.pomf.cat/csnxvu.png
Eyes, clothes, tail, background, and full colours are still to come.

I'm also commissioning http://bupiti.deviantart.com/ , so when that's done it won't be more art exactly, but at least a start to owning something more tangible.

>> No.14553655

>>14553606
Excellent.

>> No.14553663
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14553663

Is there a monstergirl with a better pair of titties and ass than a Holstaur?

>> No.14553675

>>14553553
>>14553570
Maybe they just get sick of it and move on with their lives.

>> No.14553676

>>14553663
Centaur.

>> No.14553677

>>14553663
Alps

>> No.14553685

>>14553675
Don't reply to B.

>> No.14553693

>>14553322
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWR

>> No.14553712 [DELETED] 
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14553712

A Kejorou matron runs the town, but she has a problem and she needs the dumb saps, that is, the noble adventurers, to solve it.
What is her problem?

>> No.14553718

>>14553712
pussy doesn't have enough cum in it probs

>> No.14553719

>>14553477
>>14553606
Bless you both

>> No.14553726

>>14553712
Is this some kinda riddle?

>> No.14553730 [DELETED] 

>>14553718
You're so dumb, Wurms make jokes about you.
>>14553726
No, I'm looking for ideas.

>> No.14553732

>>14553663
Tits, no.

Ass...Not sure.

>> No.14553736

>>14553712
Her town is engaged in chemical warfare with the company that makes Nair Shampoo

>> No.14553744

>>14553730
She needs them to retrieve a magic hairbrush from a Dragons hoard.
However, the Dragon recently kidnapped a prince to make him her husband. Which means the Dragon is not very privy to visitors of any sort if it means they interrupt that Dragons honeymoon.

>> No.14553747

>>14553712
The problem is she's making and selling drugs from the top of Peach Trees and Judge Dredd is coming

>> No.14553749 [DELETED] 

>>14553744
Don't need any more Dragons in this story, already got two.

>> No.14553752

>>14553712
Is she that kind of matron? Maybe some of her workers are starting to cause a ruckus for some reason and she needs someone to kick them into line.

>> No.14553755

>>14553749
Make it a busty onee-Sabbath Demon/Lich then, and change the hoard into a storage room of some sort.

>> No.14553756 [DELETED] 

>>14553752
Oh no, she's not THAT kind of matron. She's a classy consort for intelligent discussions and entertainment, not hanky-panky at all.

>> No.14553768

>>14553756
Oh. How about some sleezebag of modest importance wants to strong arm her into marrying him and she's not having any of it, so he's sending some thugs to harass her?

>> No.14553769

>>14553675
That or they've realized this place suffers from the silent lurker majority versus the vocal stupid minority.

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>>14553712
She has competition!

>> No.14553776
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>>14553663
She's got some competition from the hobgoblin.

>> No.14553780

>>14553749
Constantly asking threads for ideas for every turn/new character/hair color for a story might start getting annoying after a while, just sayin'.

>> No.14553784

>>14553780
Fine.

>> No.14553796

>>14553776
At least the Holstaur actually has a wealth of content.

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>>14553776
I wish Hobgoblins got more art. 75% of their stuff is awful quality and another 10% is too lewd to post.

>> No.14553808

>>14553801
That Hobgoblin has wide hips.

>> No.14553832
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14553832

I feel like god is taunting for for wanting Oomukade lewds.

Don't worry, I'll delete it in 5 or so.

>> No.14553847

>>14553832
What a funky-looking face.

>> No.14553852
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14553852

Have a kiki sketch

>> No.14553854

>>14553832
That's what you get for wanting lewds of a shit tier thread-canon corrupted MG.

>> No.14553857

>>14553852
That's a cute kiki

>> No.14553858

>>14553832
The colorwork and hair are nice, but it's a shame that the artist fucked up everything else.

>> No.14553861

>>14553832
Goofy face, redundant ass, but I'll take it.
>>14553854
You're the stinky one here.

>> No.14553866

>>14553852
What a frisky little bird-dog.

>> No.14553867

>>14553854
But what if he wants the Non-Thread-Canon one?

>> No.14553872

>>14553854
But anon, I want a canon clingy switch and not a stinky NEET.

>> No.14553875
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ENEMY SIGHTED

>> No.14553880

>>14553852
Silly Kikis are the best. I bet she pretends she's a witch when she thinks her master isn't looking.

>> No.14553883

>>14553832
Dammit! Missed it! Imgur mirror please?

>> No.14553886

>>14553880
>Not pretending she's master's body guard and shadow fencing with invisible baddies

>> No.14553890

>>14553883
http://i.imgur.com/9z9pXxi.jpg

>> No.14553892

>>14553880
And suddenly all I can think of is catching her and saying 'that's now how you ride a broom'

>> No.14553898

>>14553886
>implying she isn't her masters bodyguard for real

>> No.14553901

>>14553890
>http://i.imgur.com/9z9pXxi.jpg
Thanks

>> No.14553906

>>14553898
Is there a sword hidden in her broom?

>> No.14553915

>>14553906
Kikimora are probably crazy prepared.

>> No.14553919

>>14553755
>onee-Sabbath
Even retardwurms aren't as bad threadcanon as onee-sabbath.

>> No.14553921

>>14553875
Now look. I hate Onis much as the next guy because they become big muscled man-women, but I wouldn't bully a loli.

>> No.14553922

>>14553919
Big busty witches

>> No.14553928

>>14553880
>Kiki humping her broom thinking about master
>Master catches her and she has to think quick
>Says she was pretending to be a witch
>He buys it because her face is obviously red with embarrassment and nothing else
>Says he wants to watch her play
>Kiki develops a voyeur fetish

>> No.14553929

>>14553919
Potato Wurms have stories, the Onee-Sabbath doesn't.

>> No.14553930

>>14552661
>relatively tiny windows in the foreground and buildings in the background

If she's even half as large as the debris suggests, I can't handle that level of snusnu.

I-I'll try though, somebody get me the scuba gear

>> No.14553933
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>>14553921

But it's fun!

>> No.14553934
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14553934

I want a Monster Girl to rough me up!

>> No.14553935

>>14553880
>little kiki watches Kiki's Delivery Service and tries to imitate

>> No.14553936

>>14553930
Its a toy city anon.

>> No.14553939

>>14552661
I like the king gidorah heads.

>> No.14553941

>>14553930
Those aren't actually giant buildings.

>> No.14553948
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>>14553934
Luckiest doctor on the fucking planet

>> No.14553951

I hate bullies!

>> No.14553961

>>14553948
The ability to remove a dullahan's head makes me want to do terrible things to them.

>> No.14553962

>>14553168
>Elves
>winning anything ever
pick one

>> No.14553970

>>14553936
>>14553941
But anons I want to hopelessly fight a 100m+ tall Jabberwock Gidorah rampaging through the city! The sense of heroism and struggle is lost if it's just toys.

As long as she can switch to human size afterwards that is, daily life with a full size kaiju girl is way too impractical.

>> No.14553973
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>>14553962
They win my heart.

>> No.14553977

>>14553973
Lovely little muscle elves.

I want to be their communal husband.

>> No.14553979
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>>14553934
Me too. I want my MG trainer to punch my abs while I do crunches!

>> No.14553982

>>14553935
Does anyone have that image of a loli Kikimora sitting on her dads lap?

>> No.14553986

Watching Waterworld right now. Fucking golden stuff. Why doesn't one of our friendly neighborhood writefags give us a story about a world overrun by water and ruled byFishtits and Kuddly Krakens?

>> No.14553994

>>14553986
We already have some waterworld stuff, but it's all about the chronicles of that one shitposter who ruined the /a/ threads.

>> No.14553999

>>14553994
I don't see how images with captions are at all the same as stories.

>> No.14554000
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14554000

Posting best girls -1 dark matter. Reminder that when 2017 hits the first thing you should do is watch the sky and look for nearby elemental hot spots for an easy elemental harem and god tier everything from magic powers.

>> No.14554003
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>>14553986
We had our own special story based on waterworld already.

>> No.14554008

>>14554003
For fuck's sake. See>>14553999

>> No.14554011

>>14553999
Probably because a full waterworld scenario has never made sense. It even fell apart in Gargantia where they ratcheted the water levels almost up to Waterworld levels because there was still so much arable land.

>> No.14554013

>>14554008
Yeah it popped up after it posted, the thread doesn't like to update for me when I have too many tabs open.

>> No.14554018

>>14554011
>a world covered in water is not realistic!
>but monster girls are
Anon...

>> No.14554026

>>14554018
>there are not various levels of disbelief
Plz

>> No.14554031

>>14554000
I wonder, would it be unreasonable to have an elemental harem, and a dark matter, who also has an elemental harem? Say I was to acquire an elemental harem. Could my Dark Matter waifu acquire her own at that point? Or would I need to go searching for a single Dark Matter, or other monster girl, with her own elemental harem and convince them my dick is the best thing in life to achieve this pipe dream?

>> No.14554042
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14554042

>>14554031
Boy do I have the perfect girl for you. And good news, she's single.

>> No.14554044

>>14554042
>Saphirette Sprika
The name of a Maru Sue fanfic MC. But ever so fuckable.

>> No.14554049

>>14554044
That's official KC Special Snowflake material bro.

>> No.14554050

>>14553137
What are you talking about? It'll always be [current year]!

>> No.14554053

>>14554042
>your Ignis will never assume its chibi form and rest on your shoulder

>> No.14554062

>>14553999
It's all we have anon.
It's all we have.

>> No.14554067

>>14554042
Is it wrong that I want to pat her head?

>> No.14554069
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>>14554062
Shitposters sent us to Hell. But we're going even deeper. Grinding our noses in sweaty Hellhound pussy, all for revenge.

>> No.14554071

>>14554069
This artist needs to redo that Hellhounds head and neck.

>> No.14554072

>>14554042
Yeah, but that still leave the quandary of whether or not Dark Matters can acquire elemental harems after attaining a husband, or if they can even do it at all considering Sprika was a human when she became an Elementalist.

>> No.14554075

>>14554067
Just hope you're ready for sputtering and awkward monster facts to be shouted at you in an attempt to seem normal.

>> No.14554076

>>14554069
Oh yeah, I forgot. I had to go to a family thing and missed out on everything from sunday to wednesday, did I miss anything important?

>> No.14554080

>>14554076
Why are you asking me? I'm not recap anon.

>> No.14554085

>>14554072
Why is that so important to you?

>> No.14554088

>>14554075
That's just making me want to pat her head more.

>>14554080
I dunno, I just thought I'd ask.

>> No.14554092

>>14554080
>Implying anyone remembers recap anon

>> No.14554094

>>14554088
>>14554088
>Pat her head
>She shouts out that "FAIRY WINGS ARE AN EROGENOUS ZONE" as loud as she can while her face is beat red in an attempt to not be weird.
>Fails but you just chuckle and keep patting her head.

>> No.14554095

>>14554092
I do.

>> No.14554100

>>14554092
I do.

>> No.14554103

>>14554092

I do.

>> No.14554105

>>14554092
I do!

>> No.14554106
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>>14554095
>>14554100
I'm Spartacus!

>> No.14554107

>>14554092
I do.

>> No.14554108

>>14554085
Because it can mean the difference between one and two, maybe even three elemental harems! Think of all those harems! You could have orgies everyday with only you and your own wives!

>> No.14554109

>>14554094
I wonder if you can overcharge a Dark Matter with headpats.

>> No.14554112

>>14554106
No, you are a wurm.
Sparticus is a man.

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>>14554095
>>14554100
>>14554103
>>14554105
>>14554107
You may now kiss the bride.

>> No.14554116

>>14554112
You can't tell a Wurm she can't be Spartacus, that's rayciss.

>> No.14554120

>>14554115
I'm OK with a hellhound but I guess I need to let the missus know she's got company.

>>14554116
She's not even the right gender!
Or time period for that matter.

>> No.14554130

>>14554120
>not even the right gender
Sure she is, can't you see her fap in that picture? She's totally male!
>Or time period
Time is relative. Spartacus-Wurm is time's niece. Or nephew, because she's totally a boy, and now she's going to scratch her knees like a proper boy!

>> No.14554136

>>14554130
She doesn't even have knees!

>> No.14554140

>>14554130
I think you've celebrated a little too hard there.

>> No.14554141

>>14554136
SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT EVEN HER REAL DAD!

>> No.14554142

>>14554141
I'm not even her fake one!

>> No.14554144

>>14554140
I drank one (1) cup of cocoa.

>> No.14554160

>>14554120
>not even the right gender
That's sexist
>Or time period
That's chronologist

>> No.14554161

I want a tough Hellhound girl to drag me to a New Years Eve party with her smug friends.
I want her to end up drunkenly confessing to me and then stealing my first kiss at midnight.
I want to wake up with her cuddling me.
Why is life so terrible?

>> No.14554167

>>14554161
>Why
Because. Or, as some say because-m

>> No.14554168

Would some monstergirls get teased and bullied at school for being rape babies?

>> No.14554171
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>>14554161
It's not terrible, terrible would be a world were Hellhounds were never imagined and you couldn't even fantasize about them.

Look on the right side, at least we have our fantasies of those loveable jet black bundles of rape.

>> No.14554174

>>14554167
awoo

But seriously anon, that was terrible.

>> No.14554175
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>>14552209
Well, there's that untranslated doujinshi...

>> No.14554179

>>14554174
>drunken Charon at a New Year's Party making puns even worse than usual

>> No.14554180

>>14554171
I guess.
I just want to feel her hot skin pressed against mine.
I also want her friends to tease her by showing her the pictures they took of us cuddling and gushing over how cute we look while she blushes furiously.

>> No.14554181

>>14554168
Yeah. They would call their mothers abusive whores and their dads sluts that wanted it.

>> No.14554182
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I made a mouse pic

>> No.14554184

I wish a spider would help me get over my arachnophobia

>> No.14554189

>>14554168
No they would bully the ones made from love

>> No.14554190

>>14554184
It's odd. I hate spiders and bugs, but I love most incest-based mgs.

>> No.14554193

https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

Gazer Butt

>> No.14554195
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>>14554182
About time Giant Mice got some attention.

>> No.14554196

>>14554181
If anyone does that to my daughteru, they're getting their ass beat.
It wasn't even rape. People jump to so many conclusions when they see Hellhounds chasing their husbands before sex. It's foreplay.

>> No.14554198

>>14554181
That's sad. I bet she would fight back, since rape babies would likely be from a big, aggressive species, but even as she's fighting she thinks deep in her heart that it's true.

Then she goes home and looks at the creased old picture she keeps in her desk, the only picture she has of her dad.

>> No.14554199

>>14554190
Yup I feel the same, still I would love a gentle spider helping me get over it

>> No.14554202

>>14554190
What a slip of the tongue there.

>> No.14554203

>>14554190
>I love most incest-based mgs
Me too, Anon. I don't see how that relates to the rest of your post, but me too.

>> No.14554207

>>14554182
Cute.

>> No.14554208

>>14554199
>>14554190
Spider Sister when

>> No.14554210

I wanna hug a bullied mindflayer

>> No.14554211

>>14554190
Seems anon wants to fuck his Spider oneechan.

>> No.14554215

>>14554211
I'm 200% sure there has a been a few stories about that

>> No.14554217

>>14554208
Peny wrote one, and there's also that yan Arachne stuff written by Yananon and CYOA.

>> No.14554218
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>Pathethic raging virgin human girl dreams of becoming a monster girls and rape their crush.
>Gets in a freak accident involving a tanker truck full of mamonomana, a stampede of minotaurs, and a clown riding a monocycle.
>Becomes a monster girl as a result of it.
>Finally about to rape the guy he has always loved.
>still too much of a awkward loser to even get close to talk to him, she goes back to her usual, non-semen-filled life.
>now has to deal with an inhuman libido that makes her masturbate much more than she already did everyday.
>being_tomoko_is_suffering

>> No.14554222
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14554222

How has this year changed your taste, if at all?

Special mention goes to Bicorn who's sort of tied for 10th with Weresheep.

>> No.14554227

I want to kiss a ushi-oni on the collarbone.

>> No.14554228

>>14554218
What happens to a monster that dies a virgin

>> No.14554236

>>14554228
They become a spooky, will-o-wisp version of their own MG species.

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>>14554222
I like a bunch of MGs but Kejourou is still my favorite.

>> No.14554238

>>14554236
What if that somehow dies a virgin

>> No.14554240

>>14554227
I want to kiss an Ushi-oni on the spinneret.

>> No.14554244

>>14554238
Ghosts can't die.

>> No.14554245

>>14554198
Would she try to be the mother hers never could be?

>> No.14554246

>>14554238
Do ghost go to ghost-heaven when they die?
Double heaven?

>> No.14554248

I want to drive an ice cream truck in MGC

>> No.14554250

>>14554245
Possibly.

Either that or she'll try to be the wife her mother could never be, by tracking down and marrying her father.

>> No.14554251

>>14554222
I like shoggoths and some of the other new girls, and vampires creeped up a few places, but not much has changed.

>> No.14554255
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>>14554248
RIP

>> No.14554258

>>14554250
But what if he want nothing to do with her?

>> No.14554263

>>14554255
I'd be okay just gotta put a signs that says "please do not steal any ice cream"

>> No.14554267

>>14554258
Then she accepts his rejection.

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14554274

>>14554236
>>14554228
>>14554238

>> No.14554275

>>14554218
Would that many human girls even want to become monstergirls? They would get cool powers and such, but lose their mainstream appeal and have to deal with other trade-offs as well. Not to mention some would see monstergirls as competition.

>> No.14554276

>>14554263
But what if the Chesire loli convinces the wurm loli, who can't read, that the sign says 'Please steal all my ice cream and eat it while raping me'?

>> No.14554284

>>14554276
Just play the special ice cream jingle and get the hell of that street

>> No.14554286

>>14554248
>all those lolis looking for a taste of your Double Banana Sundae.
>All those MILFs taking their daughters for a taste of your creams.

>> No.14554288

>>14554258
She'll cry, but then her resolve will harden and she'll commit to winning him over by non-rape means. Like that one John Cusack movie, Say Anything.

>> No.14554296

>>14554274
How could a wurm die in the first place.

>> No.14554299

>>14554286
no sex just ice cream

>> No.14554309

>>14554299
Who said anything about sex?

>> No.14554313

>>14554309
Good because this Ice Cream is a pure business

>> No.14554315

>>14554288
But she's a reminder of the monster that defiled him.

>> No.14554318

>>14554296
She had a thought and her head exploded.

>> No.14554322

>>14554296
Forgot to make a ventilation shaft.

>> No.14554335

>>14554322
Great, now I imagined that and I got sad.
"But I never got to fall in love... It's not fair..."
I'd bring a Will-o'-Wurm's smile back no matter the cost.

>> No.14554339

I want to hug a shog and a kiki at the same time

>> No.14554350
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14554350

>>14554222
I included Titania and Demon to the top10, and that's it.

>> No.14554352

>>14554255
>"Sir...what's that rubbling?"
>"Oh god, they've come back from vacation early. QUICK TURN OFF THE JINGLE!"
>W-what's going on?"
>"Lock down everything! Turn on armored mode!"
>"I...I thought that was a joke"
>"It's no joke....oh no, she's here..."
>"I SCREAM! FOR IIIIIICCCEEEEE-CRREEEEAAAAM!"

>> No.14554353

Mindflayers are pretty cute

>> No.14554358

>>14554353
No they aren't.

>> No.14554359

>>14554350
Titania's have been getting a lot of love lately.

>> No.14554364

I'd make a Top10.jpg myself, but I like too many monster girls too much to not expand it to Top100.jpg or more.

>> No.14554366

>>14554358
I think they just need a little love

>> No.14554368

>>14554364
I also like most of the girls but I made one. I guess the "fun" part is that you force yourself to choose.

>> No.14554371

I bet it would be nice to paint houses in MGC

>> No.14554376

>>14554371
>they are all white.

>> No.14554389

>>14554376
I'm more of a fan of Eggshell if we are talking whites

>> No.14554393

>>14554364
I feel your pain. It's really hard to decide.
>>14554359
It's nice to see considering they got called boring at first.

>> No.14554424

>>14554371
They'd rather you paint their insides

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14554431

>>14554000
>no Heart

>> No.14554433

>>14554424
I wouldn't want to do indoor work, I'd only do outdoor home walls

>> No.14554441

>>14554393
Sometimes it takes time for people to warm up to a monstergirl. I seem to remember it took Demons a while to gain momentum.

>> No.14554457

>>14554222
Jiangshi is pretty high up, but Kikis, monoeyes, and holstaurs are still on top.

>> No.14554458
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>>14554431
Begone foul MGE "Angel".

>> No.14554468
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>>14554458
/mgqg/ pls

>> No.14554469

I want to be a history teacher in MGC and try to educate them about the great wars in history

>> No.14554472

>>14552428
Yes
No

>> No.14554477
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>>14554469

>> No.14554478

>>14554275
>Would that many human girls even want to become monstergirls?

>stronger than many men.
>beautiful beyond the capability of mortal women.
>cool-ass powers
>the possibility of becoming immortal.

Many would at become a vanilla MG in a heartbeat.

>> No.14554482

>>14554477
They are going to learn so much about WW1

>> No.14554486

>>14553137
Nope, we need to get to 2018 so that that space elves maggot will kill himself when nothing happens.

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14554489

>>14554468
Don't gimme that lip.

>> No.14554492

>>14554478
What MG would they go for though?

>> No.14554494

>>14554482
>many monstergirls are terrified of the WW1 lessons
>...accept for a giddy loli Crow Tengu that absorbs historical info like a sponge

>> No.14554495

>>14554478
But they become addicted to sex, something that can be easily turned against them, human society would have a hard time catering to their new needs, and not to mention all the people whining about "muh humanity".

>> No.14554500

What if a monster slowly turned into a human.
Like a slime slowly forming organs and become a solid mass eventually becoming human

>> No.14554502

>>14554468
At least he posted the good angels from that game.

>> No.14554505

>>14554492
Almost any of them, really. It depends on the woman.

>>14554495
On top of that, there would probably be a divide between the monsters that were born as monsters and the monsters that transformed from humans.

>> No.14554507

>>14554489
Best girl, would make incest babies

>> No.14554515

>>14554495
That's why they would go for something low maintenance like an Elf over a Centaur or Arachne, although you'll probably end up seeing Ushi-Oni blood passed around the shittier elements of society for less then good reasons.

>> No.14554517

>>14554494
Hey they need to be prepared for the WW2 lessons from the stuff like the atomic bomb, the holocaust, rape of nanking, and the other horrible things

>> No.14554522
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14554522

>>14554507
Excuse me?

>> No.14554525

>>14554494
That tengu is totally still going to ask the teacher for help after class though, just wait, it's a rape in the making.

>> No.14554526

>>14554517
And Vietnam as well.

>> No.14554527

>>14554500
That is horrible and how would one of the more than two legged monsters turn human?

>> No.14554530

>>14554515
Unless they wanted to be special.
>although you'll probably end up seeing Ushi-Oni blood passed around the shittier elements of society for less then good reasons.
So they would turn themselves into ushi-oni for the power boost?

>> No.14554532

>>14554517
>rape of nanking

They thought that would be an easy free day for them because of the word rape

>> No.14554533

>>14554517
>>14554526
Would It Ain't Me start playing during the history lesson?

>> No.14554534

>>14554353
Maybe while on fire.

>> No.14554541

>>14554533
When talking about the changing culture then yes

>> No.14554542

>>14554492
Most would probably try and become something that physically resembles human the most, like a Witch, Kejourou, or elf.

>>14554495
>But they become addicted to sex, something that can be easily turned against them
That would only be a problem if they lost control during sex against the man.
>human society would have a hard time catering to their new needs
Who needs to be catered for when you can just take anything you want without any repercussions?

Like that cute guy who happens to be the CEO of a multimillionaire firm? Just rape him and make him marry you with your new powers.

>> No.14554543

>>14554534
Mindflayers did nothing wrong

>> No.14554545

>>14554543
They're mindflayers, that's wrong enough.

>> No.14554547

>>14554530
>hey kid
>I saw you being bullied by those whores just now
>you gonna take that?
>you ever want back at them, you gotta use this shit
>this'll make you a beast, nothin'll stop you
And so a new ushi is born.

>> No.14554549

>>14554543
INCUBATORS HATE HER!

14 year old girl becomes God with this one weird trick

LEARN THE TRUTH NOW

>> No.14554550

>>14554525
She would be the type to have a notebook filled with the darkest parts of history and would eagerly show him as foreplay.

>> No.14554551

>>14554545
You are a speciesist

>> No.14554557

>>14554525
>>14554550
Do not have sex with the students, educate not fornicate

>> No.14554563

>>14554557
Correct, don't fuck the students.
Fuck another teacher or the principal.

>> No.14554565

>>14554517
>Teaching monster girls how humans have perfected the art of death
>Explain the entire history of human killing
>From our earliest origins of literally following prey until it falls over dead from exhaustion
>To killing massive mammoths with nothing but pointy sticks
>To more modern methods of using guns, blades and explosives
>Show them war in all its brutality
>Bombs dropped on civilians
>18 year olds crying for their mothers while trying to hold their organs from spilling out
>Mexican cartel victims
>Get real edgy with it
>End up traumatizing an entire class of monster girls, causing them to be terrified of men
Whoops.

>> No.14554566

>>14554551
I'm a 'I don't want my mind fucked with' ist.

>> No.14554570

>>14554563
Do not have improper relations with faculty member. No fucking the math teacher

>> No.14554572

>>14554565
I"m not seeing the downside.

>> No.14554576
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14554576

What does one do about fuckable monster girls?

>> No.14554580

>>14554565
You don't over play the cruelty you have to explain it but not show tons of gore just tell what happens no need to give them examples of dead bodies

>> No.14554584

>>14554542
There's more to it then that. the more inhuman ones would struggle to interact with everyday objects designed for a human physicality. even the more human ones would have major differences in tings like diet or behavior or any other quirks they have that would make it hard to fit in with normal society. Then there's it would mean a big turnover on views on sexuality. Rapes and other deviant behavior from monstergirls would cause a huge controversy.

>> No.14554585

>>14554576
I think you answered your own question.

>> No.14554586

>>14554565
Maybe ease it up by telling them about badasses? People like Jack Churchill, Audie Murphy, and the Smoking Snakes?

>> No.14554591
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>>14554576
Abstain.

>> No.14554592

>>14554566
>>14554566
Well you would deserve it, Mindflayers just need hugs

>> No.14554594

>>14554458
>shitting on houris
>mgq angels are abominations and rape to death, or forever
HA HA! FUCK YOU

>> No.14554595
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>>14554576
Not some braindead retards monstergirlsona that's for sure.

>> No.14554596

>>14554570
>Improper relations
What's improper about taking another teacher out to dinner, romancing her, and then fucking like animals?
I mean, what if she's my wife?

>>14554576
You fuck them.

>> No.14554598

>>14554592
She can feel the embrace of death as I run her through.

>> No.14554599

>>14554565
They could have had a parent sign a permission slip to skip the bad parts

>> No.14554601

>>14554557
But fucking them can improve their grades! We both know it's true!

>> No.14554604

>>14554586
Well that just terrifies them more, because now we're not just murdermachines. We're murdermachines that enjoy it.

>> No.14554606

>>14554596
Improper relations at school, outside of it then fair game

>> No.14554609
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>>14554594
Whatever you say bro.

>> No.14554610

>>14554592
Nice try, but I'm not falling for that.

>> No.14554612

>>14554601
Only because the grade gets falsely inflated not from the actual state test scores

>> No.14554613
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Chinese new year isn't until February 8th, but fuck it, bring out the Monkeys!

>> No.14554615

>>14554565
They'd probably get really mad. Why would you kill so many rape-able young men?

>> No.14554619

>>14554576
Become a paladin,

>> No.14554621
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>>14554609
I'm not your bro.

>> No.14554622

>>14554598
With your arms behind you back running like sanic?
>>14554610
Not a trick they just need hugs

>> No.14554626

>>14554494
I bet William Tecumseh Sherman is her husbando

>> No.14554630

>>14554615
>monsters don't understand Patriotism, or the need to stand up for what's right
Garbage

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>>14554621
Whatever you say friend.

>> No.14554634

>>14554606
Well obviously we're not gonna be fucking on the desk in front of the class.

>> No.14554639

>>14554622
Yes, of course. And I suppose these hugs also include tentacle-fucking your brain as well?

>> No.14554640

>>14554598
Ban evasion is against the rules, Anon.

>> No.14554643

>>14554622
Look, if you're not going to take this seriously I'm gonna fuck off back to the sanctum and keep designing monster purging weapons.

>> No.14554644

>>14554622
I'll consider giving one a hug while wearing a diving helmet.
If she gets offended, she can blame her fellow Mindflayers.

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