Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Hopefully none of you forgot to say "Rabbit rabbit" at the start of the new year.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14557517
I was asleep when the year changed, what happens now?

[Anonymous No.]

Butt snake best snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557523
No good luck for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, just because it's the year of the monkey doesn't mean that you get to monkey around. Don't make cop mouse teach you a lesson.

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>>14557514
Bend over for them and they bend over for you! It's perfect, an exchange well made, I say.

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>>14557523
Is it obvious?
Now we strike back against a world that fears us, a world that shudders at the mere mention of us.

Now we show them what it really means to hold hands.

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>>14557530
Who let the chuuni out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557527
回レ回レｗｗ＠

[Anonymous No.]

One of the first for paizuri goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

Year of the monkey sucks! When's year of the horse pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557535
Fate did, Anon.

Fate set me free so that I can educate the world in the proper ways of hand holding!

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddling with snake wife

Sadly a bottle of rum wasn't enough to make me drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557511
But I'd fight to remove the monsters from our world instead. The fantasy is nice but the reality would suck. Besides, I want to see what humanity can accomplish on it's own. Assuming magic could somehow work on our side of the portal it would ruin our development and make us reliant on them rather than striving to better ourselves.

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>>14557544
Never, horse pussy is forever canceled.

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>>14557544
>>14557550
Take your harlots and strumpets back to /a/ or at least post Spider.

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>>14557551
>what humanity can accomplish on it's own
Nothing much, do you have any idea how long we've had animals domesticated?

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year everyone! May 2016 bring you lots of paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557551
So what? Isn't magic just bending the world to your will anyway, just like we did with all our other inventions? Also, get out of here you coward.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kakuen to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to start her year off with a good laugh, so I think it was a good deed!

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>>14557564
>Also, get out of here you coward.
You'll have to explain how I'm being a coward. I just said I'd fight the big rape monsters.

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>>14557567
You know what I want?
A tiny kakuren to ride on my shoulders and generally follow me around like a friend.

I want to teach her martial arts and give her a magic staff.

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>>14557570
Not him but I think you're taking the easy way out, too. You're not man enough to fight for love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557551
I think you just are afraid of alping.
A lot of people here should be afraid of that.

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>>14557503

I wouldn't worry about it. Worse comes to worst, there will be separatist forces willing to aid them.

>>14557551

Assuming they're like the ones in the Encyclopedia, our tech will blow their minds, and we can engage in trade and commerce.

>all that magitek

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>>14557576
What's there to be afraid of? Being an Alp is the bee's knees! It's super-duper rad!

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>>14557574
>easy way out
>Fighting against magic using rape monsters
Anon, this would not be an easy thing to do in the slightest.

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>>14557577
>separatist forces
You mean they'd be given asylum in Northern Europe?

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>>14557570
You're not fighting for love, you're fighting to keep the same cycle of mediocrity and mistakes because you're afraid of change.

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I just want a Holst to waifu and fuck silly, is that so wrong?

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>>14557578
Holy shit, it's like I'm in the ninties again.
Which is bad because I spent most of it under the age of nine.


Anyways, good night Anons.
Take care and have a happy new year, we got another long one ahead of us.
Also, don't burn down the thread.
It's a new year so lets start -current year- off on the right foot.

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>>14557583
>Northern Europe
No, too many muslims there already, and they hate monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557583

No, I meanthere are people in the US that, if the nation won't help them, they will.

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>>14557544
Have this instead

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>>14557581
Of course it is the easy thing to do. They're the horrible evil monsters and you're the good guy, what's there to think about? Easy-peasy, simple as that.
>>14557592
Wouldn't it be nice to see THEM get raped for a change?

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>>14557591
Got a problem with Alp-talk, Daddy-O? Don't be a party-pooper!

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>>14557584
>afraid of change
The other stuff you said is nonsense, but I admit this might be a factor.
But at the same time, I still have a little faith in humanity, if only for our technological prowess. Wouldn't reaching the stars or a technological singularity be more worthwhile is we were the ones to do it alone without help?

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>>14557596
Those are some fat eyelids.

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>>14557604
We do get help, though. From God and aliens.

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>>14557602
It reminds me of Poochy from the simpsons.

No one wants to be Poochy from the simpsons.

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>>14557597
>Of course it is the easy thing to do. They're the horrible evil monsters and you're the good guy, what's there to think about? Easy-peasy, simple as that.
It only looks easy in movies and games because of plot armour. That shit doesn't exist in reality, so the difficulty will be very much increased.

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>>14557604
No. I don't see why it would be.
>>14557609
Isn't that what all Alps are, though?

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>>14557610
I think we're talking past each other. You're taking the easy way out MORALLY speaking. You're going to ignore the fact that Monsters are people too and just kill them all because muh HFY, which makes you a real stick-in-the-mud.

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>>14557604
Who gives a shit if we do all the work or not? We need all the help we can get.

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I want grimdarkfags talking about murdering waifus to leave.

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>>14557604

Maybe, but I think discovering another form of life, much more that is so close to humanity, would be bigger than figuring out how to travel longer distances in space. If there's a way for them to get in, there's a way for us to get out.

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>>14557612
>No. I don't see why it would be.
Maybe this is all some bizarre form of pride on my part then. At any rate I still wouldn't want monstergirls to exist in real life, and if they did I'd rather be left alone by them. Maybe I'd change my mind if it actually happened, but I'd think the world would be worse off.

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>>14557612
No, alps are things you tease before getting some beer and hotwings with them.

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>>14557620
You haven't seen real grimdarkfags yet, it's childishly quiet and civil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557602
>alps using 90's slang
>hellhound lolis using old timey slang
Oh no, I'm finding them absolutely charming.

send help

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>>14557616
Ah, I see. I wouldn't kill them if they were peaceful, that's a fucking insane thing to do. I was working under the assumption they would try and conquer us, or at least be the rapist types.

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>>14557626
I don't understand you and I'm starting to dislike you because of it. I'm going swear a vendetta on you and yours.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go hold up my New Year's resolutions with my new personal trainer. She's going to punch my abs while I do crunches!

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>>14557635
That' not what you were implying before.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the first words you'd tell you're monster girl waifu if you meet her?

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>>14557633
I now have the image of a posh looking hellhound loli with a parasol and some fine glasses looking at me with disapproval while calling me a ragamuffin and a hoodlum.

This image will warm my heart as I go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557633
COWABUNGA!

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>>14557648
I don't think I worded it properly then, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557653
I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557653
"I am not worthy"

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>>14557655
I want to be her D-Dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557665
So you like peanut butter?

[Anonymous No.]

>160 C89 doujins uploaded
>60 of them are kancolle
BOOOOATTTSLUUUUTTTSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557653
I would just lose my spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557653
I would tell her "hi". Hopefully, rape comes after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557653
"You aren't physically possible, I guess this means I'll be taking some medication now."

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>>14557671
Are you saying you wouldn't stick it in a boat?

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>>14557653
She's not a MG, but would she count if she's dressed like one for New Year's?

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>>14557673
Your waifu would just barge in and eat your lunch? It would be best if you taught her some manners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557689
>choosing reality over happiness

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>>14557671
But what about the Elf High School ones? WHAT ABOUT THOSE?

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>>14557654
Are you saying people still don't get called ragamuffins all the time? You sir, live somewhere strange and likely cold.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you welcomed your new overlords yet?

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>>14557731
I would, but crybabies might get upset.

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>>14557731
You mean S2 got announced?

Sasuga Ain's-sama

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>>14557737
No, you nimrod.

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>>14557736
Explain further.

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>>14557653
>Real or hallucination?

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>>14557745
You act like that was a serious question.
>Madhouse
>Season two

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>>14557754
They've actually done a couple season 2s

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>>14557752
You try to help humanity by going to the side of the monsters, but suddenly you're a traitor. .

[Anonymous No.]

Stop talking about Papa Bones' Wild Ride.

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>>14557765
You can't be a traitor to a cause you never had any allegiance to.

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>>14557767
I still need figures. Why are you not all over this shit, Japan? Armored, naked, clothed, shit I wouldn't even complain about a bunny girl fig, but NOTHING? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557767
I want the next book to come out
Still haven't heard anything, I thought it would be December

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>>14557765
>human extinction
>helping humanity

I don't think helping means what you think it means.

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>>14557770
Exactly.

>>14557775
Why would they let humans die?

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>>14557777
I think you're assuming monstergirls have a lot more foresight and self-control than they are generally depicted with.

And if you're talking about KC stuff, then the answer is self-evident.

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>>14557797
Why would you want everything to go wrong? Why do you hate happiness and nice things? What happened to you to make you so full of bitter hatred?

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>>14557797
Humans don't have any of these either. At least monstergirls care about you.

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>>14557771
Wasn't that succubus just a guy RP'ing in the game?

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>>14557799
Why do you assume someone has to be a grump to state the logical conclusion of something if it's negative?

[Anonymous No.]

You have one more year left to BE PREPARED. Learn ear-molestation techniques in case of Elf incursion.

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>>14557765
>You try to help humanity by going to the side of the monsters
This is literally the dumbest thing iv seen all year.

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>>14557813
I don't follow.

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>>14557813
To be fair, it's only been a day so far.

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>>14557808
>logical conclusion
See, your logic is based entirely on the situation being negative in the first place, because that's what is in your head. If you thought of Monsters as not being brainless rape machines that make humans go extinct, then you couldn't make "logical conclusions" like that. Your "logical conclusion" is just your own negative attitude.

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>>14557802
Actually she's an NPC made by a guy who was in Papa Bones' guild. That's what all the characters except him are, NPCs who gained sentience in the new world; he was the only PC logged in at the time of the whole "The game becomes real" thing.

Originally she was programmed to be a slut, but just before shit got real, Papa Bones changed "Everyone" to "Himself" for shits and giggles.

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>>14557809
What about foot massages?

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>>14557802
It was an NPC created by a guy.

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>>14557827
>If you thought of Monsters as not being brainless rape machines that make humans go extinct
So headcannon then?

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>>14557827
>Being this wrong

You just tell a monster she can't find a guy to marry or can't have more than X number of children. See how that works out for you.

Protip it doesn't Them being unstoppable love machines means they will continue unchecked until they've used up everything.

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>>14557827
At the same rate, aren't you being a little too optimistic?

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>>14557833
Yes. Your headcanon is dark and bleak and shows what a grumpmeister you are. I repeat: why?

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>>14557837
Why wouldn't I be? I don't come to these threads to be unhappy and depressed.

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>>14557836
>Them being unstoppable love machines means they will continue unchecked until they've used up everything.

This. The problem with monstergirls is that they're too loving. They all want men, but are incapable of producing more if we go by the canon. The human population would dwindle after just a few generations unless there were some restrictions in place, and I could see most monsters being angry over them.

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>>14557844
>if we go by the canon
I reject the MGE canon.

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>>14557841
I enjoy purging monster it brings a smile to my face different strokes for different folks.

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>>14557841
Fair enough, but some of us love thinking about how a world with monsters would actually be. It turns out the real world isn't all sunshine and rainbows,and there would actually be problems. It's a little unfair you called the guy a grump for just thinking about things.

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>>14557845
GREAT FLAMING EYELASHES

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>>14557844
And if the monsters win, they sure as hell aren't going to lay down restrictions and self-regulate. No amount of sunshine fagging really changes that.

What you really need is something more along the lines of a stalemate where humans still have some power to push back. You don't want either side to have a total victory because man would stripmine monsterworld and monstergirls would depopulate earth. They have to be forced to negotiate to work together.

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>>14557845
So they can have sons too in your canon? That's the only logical way to fix the issue.
Even then you can have purists saying those men aren't human anyway, but that's a whole other issue.

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>>14557851
How is it unfair to call a grump a grump?
>>14557858
I don't worry about purists. Purists would purge people with glasses because wearing them makes you into a cyborg.

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>>14557858
Logically, then that falls into the trap of them not needing earth men in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got the solution to all our problems. We infect Monster Girls with the genophage.

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>>14557860
Dude, you are blinded by sunshine so much that you call the tiniest shade grimdark. Back up a minute and actually look at what was written.

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>>14557855
>What you really need is something more along the lines of a stalemate where humans still have some power to push back.
That's exactly whats going on in MGE right now. The thread seems to think that the monsters will just inevitably win but KC never said the order outright loses he just said they will never be able to completely eradicate monsters. So for all we know it could be a stalemate forever.

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>>14557864
Don't they basically already have that in KC land? Minus devil bugs, large mice, and a few others.

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>>14557866
>grimdark
I never said that though. I called the guy a grump. You're so buttblasted you can't see any nuances in what people you disagree with say, you back up a minute!

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>>14557872
So how will they make humans go extinct again?

[Anonymous No.]

I have high hopes of a remake

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>>14557860
>How is it unfair to call a grump a grump?
So pointing out the flaws in something makes you a grump now, or is it just thinking in general? I'd understand if the guy was claiming monsters couldn't love you or whatever, but from what I've read he was just pointing out that there would be some major issues.

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>>14557874
Your rant on negativity is basically the same thing.

In fact, you're the guy acting like a grump because someone dared mention that in most everything but your personal non-KC headcanon, it would not be all whip cream and marshmallows.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's just get along already.

[Anonymous No.]

saw this on the /tg drawthread

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>>14557879
Remake of what?

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>>14557539
I wanna cuddle with Shamsiel!

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>>14557880
>pointing out flaws
>thinking in general
The guy I was calling a grump was talking about a massive war between humans and MGs, I think that goes beyond "pointing out flaws".
But fuck it. Kill all Monster Girls for the God Emperor of Mankind if you want, I'm leaving you grumps alone.

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>>14557894
Spider is best

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>>14557874
I like how these guys have made actual arguments while all you do is namecall.

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>>14557875
No men being born from monsters and the inevitable creep of mamano mana. It's a slow process, been going on about a thousand years in MGE, but it's pretty much irreversible. Even if/when the demon lord finally beats the Chief God, then you'll just have incubi.

I guess it depends on the timeframe and stuff you care about. Heat death of the universe is a sure thing too, but it's sure not an immediate concern.

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>>14557901
I think the other poster was right. YOU are the grump.

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>>14557653
>"Please be gentle."

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>>14557653
>Ay u want sum fuk

[Anonymous No.]

Theoretical question anons.
How would you react if your waifu took in as much of your scent as she could at any given opportunity?
How would you react if she wanted to be near you as often as possible and clung to you at all times?
How would you react to her getting addicted to the taste of your cum and constantly trying to get more?
How would you react if your waifu was absolutely obsessed with you?

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>>14557653
Well, clearly she wouldn't understand english so I'll have to learn the ancient dormouse language of the yawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557922
by completely ignoring her and taking long trips away from home.

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>>14557922
Introduce her to bondage and denial play.

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>>14557919
Thanks to this thread, this is how I think Manticores talk.
>Ayy bayy, u wan sum fuk?
>Uh, sorry do you know where the station is?
>I gib u sukky suk
>Uh, never mind
>Ayyy why u go?

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>>14557922
Clone her

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>>14557922
I'd be happy, though I'd probably scold her for doing that stuff in public. I love clingyness, and am a little that way myself. We could become a lovely vortex of yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557653
>Anything can happen in the woods.
>May I kiss you?

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>>14557922
I can think of worse things. Only thing all that worrying to me is the "Constantly trying to get more" bit.

But I suppose we can just go to restaurants that use floor-length table cloths.

>>14557926
The path to NTR. Or violent yandere.

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>>14557932
Bunch of filthy porch tiggers. They make the good Manticores look bad.

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>>14557926
Anon that's mean.
>>14557930
That's mean in a nice way. I'm sure she'll enjoy that. Out of curiosity, what species is your waifu?
>>14557934
>>14557937
I like these guys ideas.

>>14557932
Fuck you anon, Woolie's voice popped into my head.
Bleetzboll...

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>>14557922
Clone myself with doppelganger potions and have some spell to share sensations between myself and my doppelgangers at all times.

I don't mind if she makes me ejaculate when I'm in public.

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>>14557932
Yesterday I fucked a tailpussy thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big!

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>>14557922
>How would you react if your waifu took in as much of your scent as she could at any given opportunity?
I'd tell her I find it creepy. People smelling you is weird in general and I'd feel very uncomfortable with it.
>How would you react if she wanted to be near you as often as possible and clung to you at all times?
She sounds clingy as fuck. Everyone needs some personal space, she can respect that or fuck off.
>How would you react to her getting addicted to the taste of your cum and constantly trying to get more?
Honestly, this is just getting weird now.
>How would you react if your waifu was absolutely obsessed with you?
Flattered I guess, but how badly are we talking here? She's not going to kill people or anything is she?

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>>14557946
>Out of curiosity, what species is your waifu?
Hinezumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557953
>He doesn't love his waifu

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>>14557953
>Flattered I guess, but how badly are we talking here?
She already sounds yandere as fuck.

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>>14557953
>People smelling you is weird in general and I'd feel very uncomfortable with it.
But anon, she can't help it if your scent is intoxicating to her.
>Everyone needs some personal space, she can respect that or fuck off.
But she just wants to feel your warmth!
>Honestly, this is just getting weird now.
Are you telling me you don't want your waifu to suck you off until her cheeks are bulging with your cum?
>but how badly are we talking here?
It's more a "I love you so much I want to be with you forever" obsession rather than a Yandere obsession.

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>>14557945
There are good Manticores?
But really, classy intellectual Manticore who can debate and reason most people into the ground but is a sadistic primal fuck machine to her lover when? I just like the idea of her slipping in lewd remarks into intelligent conversations, and making well thought out rationalizations for her brutal bedroom behaviour

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>>14557963
>But anon, she can't help it if your scent is intoxicating to her.
But it makes me feel very, very uncomfortable.
>But she just wants to feel your warmth!
I'd understand if she was a Yeti, but she isn't.
>Are you telling me you don't want your waifu to suck you off until her cheeks are bulging with your cum?
No, not really. I'm yet to watch a hentai or read a doujin where that doesn't look silly. But then the anime style doesn't do blowjobs well, they all look like fucking anteaters.
>It's more a "I love you so much I want to be with you forever" obsession rather than a Yandere obsession.
Eh, at least my family will be safe then. I'd want her to tone it down a bit otherwise. You can have too much of a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557971
>Mi amore, I'm only going to hurt you a little
I promise you'll love every moment of it

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>>14557802
>Succubus
Albedo is an imp

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>>14557991
If it looks like a duck & acts like a duck, chances are it's a duck, anon. I don't care what the official race is, for all intents and purposes she's a succubus.

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>>14557991
>imp
Albedo is a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

It's finally her time to shine.

She's going to reach Cheshire levels of popularity this year right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

Where's that drawing from Less of that Ushi in bondage?
I can't find it anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557999
Albedo is perfect go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558000
For ass men, why not? For me, eh not my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558009
>Ushi in bondage
This disgusts me. But I need to see it, it's not on his tumblr, imgur or DA accounts. You sure you're not imagining things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557772
Yenpress licensed it unfortunately so we're gonna have to wait for their slow asses to catch up the the fan translations

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558011
No, she was a bitch type until Lord Boner changed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558039
I know what I have seen, and it is beautiful.
The wildest of monsters, brought down by mortal men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558039
>>14558174
An ancient evil, sealed away for generations.

UNTIL NOW

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>>14557922
I'd love it all. Any sign of affection for me by someone I loved back would fill me with guilty, narcissistic joy.
Call me desperate, call the cops, I don't give a fuck. I'd jump into the abyss of yandereness in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

Posting dead again?

[Anonymous No.]

>遅くなりましたが、あけましておめでとうございます！去年はありがとうございました！　今年は夏に図鑑2巻を出す事を目標にしつつ、他の方からも様々な図鑑関係の作品が予定されており、図鑑再始動の年にしたいと思っております！　今年もクロビネガと魔物娘図鑑をよろしくお願い致します!
We getting new Monster Girls on a regular basis again, rejoice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558280
Yes baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558280
I'm guessing next week would be too short notice but we'll start getting them every week again after.

[Anonymous No.]

>year of the monkey
I wanna see a tough, muscular gorilla girl with huge arms/hands and legs, but with a beautiful face, long hair and a fondness for cute things

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558305
That sounds nice.
"Fondness for cute things" just makes me imagine her cuddling the shit out of some shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558280
>Ended last year on furry
Some people joked, but it happened

[Anonymous No.]

First thread of the year and it"s lewd rabbit. Good job.

tfw 2 bottles of whiskey, vodka, gin, wine and god knows how .much beer

Which monstergirl can make the best coffee and help me not die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557544
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558360
Kiki probably

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>>14557586
>that girl
Good taste in porn nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy New Year everyone! Hope you all had fun last night, and hopefully 2016 will be a great year for you!

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>>14557693
Damn Musashi you fine

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>>14558371
i spent it murdering people with my skaven warband on mordheim

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>>14558360
I don't know about coffee but she makes excellent tea.

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>>14558406
Only mushroom I'd suck.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls make the most bimbo of bimbos?

Which monster girls would be the most inclined to becoming porn stars?

What species of monsters girls would most easily become prostitutes?

What would you do if if you found a broken monster girl in a dark alleyway, abandoned as used goods?

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>>14558406
I still can't believe we got some decent Mad Hatter art in the end.
Mono is too good to us.

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>>14558438
That picture confuses me.
Either monstergirls would think prostitution is amazing because they'd be paid to have sex, or they'd hate it more than anyone because there's no commitment or marriage in it

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>>14558438
>Which monster girls make the most bimbo of bimbos?
I'm going with Succubi.
>Which monster girls would be the most inclined to becoming porn stars?
Succubi, but I can see most species finding a niche. For instance, I'd want to watch a full moon werewolf destroy some poor guy.
>What species of monsters girls would most easily become prostitutes?
Again, Succubi. Unlike the other girls they actually need sex to live. It would be like being paid to eat your meals for them. They'd love it.
>the spoiler
That seems pretty unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

High above the mucky-muck, there sits Wyvern Girl~

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>>14558371
No, I didn't have fun last night. Rockets frighten my dog and make the cats jump against the window when they try to catch the pretty lights.
I hate New Years.
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!

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>>14558360
The girl who best understands coffee is Cop Werewolf. She has survived many a stakeout on the power of "hot as Hell and black as tar".

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, you are the vice president of the student council in MGCU. Your scheduledog president has instructed you to think of new rules since MGCU has become coed very recently. How be?

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>>14558493
Rule Zero: hats are mandatory, pants are not.
Rule 1: Every thursday is pea soup and pancakes -day, no exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558493
I want a scheduledog senpai who forces me to help her all the time!

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>>14558497
>Rule Zero: hats are mandatory, pants are not.
I see I have come across a fellow gentleman of refined tastes.

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>>14558501
Well I want a selfish Lilim to force me, a bookish Lich, a slutty Bunny and a smug Alp to form a Mystery Club!

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>>14558493
Give all boys that one gender changing potion, throw them into the dick pit, fish out the alps a month later and bring back the all-girls school rules.

If anyone survives with his manhood intact, he's crowned the Highlander and made the king of the school.

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>>14558515
That sounds hot

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>>14558438
Succubi come to mind for the first three questions.
As for the fourth, it really depends on the monster I come across, but for the most part:
I would offer to bring her home, then I would warm her up, clean her up, and give her a nice meal. Shenanigans involving her methods of thanking me would ensue.

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>>14558493
>>14558497
Rule 2: The school library is a safe zone.

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>>14558493
>Use order as excuse to spend time with Bapho Treasurer

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>>14558543
Rule 3: There will be no raping during class hours.

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>>14558543
As long as you don't mention the word "monkey" anywhere near its vicinity.

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>>14558551
I heard there's a Kakuen in the library. We should ask the Librarian if she's seen it.

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>>14558493
THERE WILL BE NO SEX IN PUBLIC SPACES
Please take your sexual acts to the broom closet, toilets or other designated fucking areas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558493
All gophers must wear a collar with a tag on it. This tag will tell us which clique they are getting bossed around by and who we return runaways to after the Public Morals Committee is done disciplining them.

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>>14558493
If I make it a rule that the scheduledog president has to go on at least one date with me after school, with options for daily continuations up to her discretion, would she agree?

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>>14557946
That fucking bleetzball shit and his Tricky/Titus voice kills me every time.

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>>14558493
Rule 69: the safe word is 'Oklahoma'

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Ahh 2016...the year Horse Pussy Kingdom was convinced to be renamed Hooved Pussy Kingdom to better represent the whole of the nation instead of the original founders.

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>>14558583
>B-b-b-b-but Anon, w-we c-can't do that! Wh-what if th-the rumors spread?

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>>14558601
I don't care let them see us all lovey dovey at the arcade. Let them see our love and be consumed with jealousy.

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>>14557671
>>14557693
>Shitty boatsluts
>Not the superior yandere-as-fuck Abyssals
>Who let all that EXP go into delicious places

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>>14558610
Do you think Abyssals could use their spooky armaments as weird sex toys?

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>>14558610
>Those panties
>"She's got a nice ass."
Understatement of the goddamn century.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, also for those interested, the artist of this picture made a video him drawing it. If you're interested it's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNXu6vhnxPM

Hope you enjoy!

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>>14558624
Abyssal are too pure for that.

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>>14558645
I always wondered
What are those tentacles actually for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558663
Blowjobs.

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>>14558663
I dunno, but I'm sure she uses them for something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558645
Time lapses and streams are always nice, seeing it all come together really makes me appreciate how much work goes into these things.
>>14558663
Tearing your clothes off with as she pins you down with her arms.

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>>14558667
>That white, sheer dress contrasting against deep, tan skin, creating a translucent effect
Hnnnnnngggg that's the good stuff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558663
They let her do cool combos like that dude from that Darkness game.

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>>14558668
>png.png

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>>14558646
http://imgur.com/RrkvmSc

>Abyssals
>Pure

Shame they don't have shit for personality to go off on when it comes to writing. Even KC's shit has a basic idea of how they act.

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>>14558663
"Licking and sucking", according to KC. The meaning of that should be obvious. http://a.pomf.se/ajexoc.png

I wonder how many people realize Jabberwock actually has three tentacles

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>>14558687
Not sure if it's just me but that pomf link seems broken.
>three tentacles
I'm not seeing it, unless you mean the tongue coming out of her tie.

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>>14558687
>I wonder how many people realize Jabberwock actually has three tentacles
We already have so much art with them having two tentacles though. Not to mention two tentacles just looks better than three.

Let's just say it's random how many tentacles a Jabberwock can be born with.

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>>14558694

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>>14558715
Ah, I see. But where is its point of origin?

Actually, where do the mouth tentacles come from, while we're at it?

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>>14558722
>So what are those 2 tentacle-like mouths growing from a Jabberwock's body?

They're tentacles. They can be freely moved like a second set of arms. The person herself doesn't really know why she has them, but they're mostly used lick and suck a males body.

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>>14558715
Damn it, not sure how I missed that.
>>14558722
They come from her back, probably just above the tail.

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>>14558715
I've never seen that before. And KC has never mentioned it once nor corrected someone.

The 3rd tentacle sucks.

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>>14558715
>>14558687
>Girls have four mouths!

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>>14558726
Where did that quote come from? I asked where the mouth tentacles come from on the Jabber's body, not what the are or do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558737
Actually, A Jabberwock would have 6 mouths.

Manticores on suicide watch.

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>>14558738
Oh, I misunderstood your question then.
If you mean where they grow from, probably somewhere on their backs.

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>>14558762
Wait a second, how would a Wendigo harem work? How would they decide who's coat to use or would they put all three of them on you at once and turn you into some kind of monstrosity the world has never seen before?

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>>14558762
Oh.. Wendigos. All you have to do against Wendigos is...

You know what. You won't be coming back. Sane at least.

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>>14558687
>>14558737
>You will never get pinned down by your yandere Jabberwock oneesan
>She will never run her main mouth's tongue all up your front, starting at your navel to your chest
>One tentacle begins to kiss and suck your ear, licking at it
>Another is suckling on your fingers, she's lack-a-daisically calling them thick enough to be more cocks
>Her third one is sucking your balls
>The sensory overload is too much and you're a panting, needy mess when she's done, coverd in Wock juice
>Her pupils are hearts and her chest is heaving when she starts gliding her labia up and down your shaft, covering you in a pleasant warmth from her arousal
>She tells you it's a good thing that Alice you were chasing didn't spring her trap, so now you don't have to disappear
>Struggle to reach above you, she's too focused on sliding her pussy all over your cock
>She can't wait to be 'one' with you
>Feel the wrapper and throw your weapon at her
>It's a Snickers bar
>She's temporarily frozen as you make your wobbly escape, you at least make it into the hallway
>Before two claws erupt from the drywall, grabbing your arms in a vise grip
>You're literally pulled through the wall into your oneesan's waiting embrace
>The full moon hangs overhead as she violates you
>All
>Night
>Long

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>>14558770
They'd go all matryoshka doll on it. The smallest wendigo wraps you up, then she's given the cloak hug by the next largest wendigo, who's cuddled and swallowed up by the tallest.
Because of the mysterious way in which the wendigo cloak dimension works, you'll be receiving recursive hugs from all of them. Their cloak worlds overlap ontop of each other, like waveform superpositioning.

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>>14558776
Hold Still right?

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>>14558781
>Not pleasuring her with the Snickers bar

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>>14558645
It's a damn shame that guy likes butts so much, or i would want to get some Miia from him
But I prefer the manga snake rump Miia over the anime's almost ass Miia, and i don't want to deprive the artist of drawing asses

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>>14558781
>I will never have a yandere monstergirl oneesan
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558784
The cold will claim you.

If you manage to get out with there help, you may start going insane and start looking for them. The you really won't be coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit! Your Kiki challenges you to a duel!

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>>14558791
Boobs are nice, but ass and hips are hometown.

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>>14558822
I'm normally an ass guy, but i don't think it merges well with Miia's tail

She has amazing hips though

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>>14558821
It'll go down to either Duel of the Fates...

...or, with my luck, Amok Time.

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>>14557855
Why would they need to? Monster girls don't demand a lot of resources other than human men. Once they have a husband, they really don't need anything else. Monster girls like the Dark Elementals outright bias nature in the interest of humanity such that the world is one of plentiful natural resources and safety from natural threat, an actual hugbox! They extend lifespans more than any modern medicine, in the case of the monster girls like Lich, it's indefinitely because she's immortal, and as insatiable as they are, there's still life outside of sex in a monster girl dominated world. There's no good reason to not side with monster girls on this unless out of some misplaced sense of racial identity.

Who gives a shit if humanity dies out? You'll still be you, alive, potentially thousands of years later, fuck, maybe even longer! In a world that only wants the best for you, with nothing to fear, all you'd need is to reach out your hand and you'd find it buried in prisoner fruit or something like that.

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>>14558821
If she wins, she can do almost anything she wants to me.

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>>14558821
So...the time has come.

Can she stand against my Headpat fu?

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>>14558865
>Who gives a shit if humanity dies out?
Humanity does, hence why the Order is fighting tooth and nail to drive out the monsters.

Species traitors need not apply.

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>>14558865
>randomly read some of KC's Q&As
>off hand mention that most elementals' bodies are largely composed of their respective element
So what would each spirit's pussy feel like?

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>>14558825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

Whether it's Miia or any other Lamia I just want to grab ahold of those hips and bury my face into her lady-parts

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>>14557671
>>14558610
>Cheshire probably wasn't among them
Oh well, I hope for more Abyssal doujins in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558815
But I held still!

>>14558821
I return challenge her with a <Captcha Sandwiches> duel on who can make the best sandwich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558894
>you will never get a nursing handjob from kouwan or kouwan 2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558901
Seaport Water Oni is scary, and arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558894
None of the monster girl ones have been uploaded yet, including the Cheshire.

Fujoshit and boats as far as the eye can see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558909
Why is there absolutely zero porn of her?

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>>14558920
Mate.

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>>14558881

Ignis - Like dipping your cock in a honeyed pot hot enough to risk severe burns. The flames of her insides would churn like a kiln, warming your manhood to extremely sensitive and pleasurable levels.

Undine - Water pressure all around you as she pushes and pulls like the current of the ocean, resorting to polynesian-style sex with you to enjoy 'melting' with you the longest.

Sylph - Shallow and cool, like a soft spritz of cool air every time she bounces up and down on your cock. Doing anal with her is like penetrating the eye of the storm.

Gnome - The sensation of your body entering into either the softest sand or dirt, entire continents heaving under your lovemaking with her as her big tracts of land bounces and she ara aras during sex.

SPECIAL CHALLENGER:

Dark Matter - It was then that it happened. My consciousness was ejaculated into her, freed from the moorings of the mortal meat reality. I dare not breathe in the concentrated mana of her being as the world, the moon, and then eventually the galaxy passed.

It was then that I saw and felt it, a vast wall that seemed to seperate me from whatever lay beyond. Upon feeling it, warm like the flesh of my lover, an abhorrent and spine curdling chill ran up my spine.

When I awoke, she merely smiled, whispering sweet nothings into my ear. Rocking met to a babe's slumber beneath a night sky that was barren without stars. She is the Gate, and the Key.

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>>14558920
You wot

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>>14558880
So generous that you act to protect me in the name of our species. Tell me, why don't you fucking hypocrites ever invoke that reasoning to contribute anything of value for the people you claim to be protecting? You're literal saying 'It's for the good of our species that they aren't in good health, aren't safe from natures ire, and aren't satisfied by plentiful resources; we must protect our species by making sure nobody ever gains anything.'

You're only claim to legitimacy is that monster girls don't have human children, which doesn't matter anyway, because those children will live shitty lives in shitty human settlements where they could have not been born and spared the suffering that comes from living the order's way.

For those still alive, the difference between incubus and human is significant; incubus are just better all around! That said, it's a direct continuation of the person from before they became an incubus, they suffer nothing to become one. The only thing gained from doing things the order's way is more generations of humans who live their lives inferior to what they could be living; all the order want is the continuation of humanities suffering, not humanity.

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>>14558923
>>14558934
All the porn is just of regular seaport
Water Oni has basically nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558930
Ignis a best.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to serve a muscle elf and her twin sisters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558930
>Dark Matter
11/10

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>>14558920
>tfw even Kloah of all people hasn't drawn her yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558930
>The sensation of your body entering into either the softest sand or dirt
Figuratively or literally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558953
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558894
Not a single abyssal
But lots of kashima
Who is she? New boatslut? Why there are so many doujins with her?

Also
>shotashit
Absolutely disgusting

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>>14558953
Little bit of Column A, little bit of Column B. I like to think that with the Gnome's schtick being 'burying' you, she gets more body mass from the Earth around her, so essentially she could reach 8 - 9' tall and snu-snu you beneath her heavenly, earthy bosom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558957
I disagree with your sentiments towards /ss/, but I wholeheartedly respect them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558958
But would her pussy feel more like human flesh, or more like soft, moist soil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558957
>Who is she? New boatslut?
An extremely fluffy training cruiser that helps your party get more exp if she's in it.
>Why there are so many doujins with her?
She was the only interesting boat that could be obtained from the recent event so she got all of the new girl attention.

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>>14558960
Soft, moist soil without all the grossness that comes with it.

With your semen you will fertilize her bountiful expanse of land, your daughterus borne into the world like beautiful, bouncing potatoes.

A true Irishman's dream.

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>>14558771
My 2016 resolution is to spend next New Year's Eve with a sexy drunk mono-eye.

>>14558894
I'm not getting my hopes up. The Boatslut:Abyssal doujin imbalance is an affront to the world by this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558930
harblador? that sounds like something he would write

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558771
>>14558771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGFToiLtXro

EVERY GODDAMNED TIME UNTIL SHE FINALLY BECOMES REAL.

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>>14558966
Do you think the composition of her body would also be affected by the environment? Like, depending on whether you're doing her on a beach, in the middle of the woods, or on a mountain, her body would feel different?
If so, what do you think it'd be like for each of those?

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>>14558966
Splendid, truly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558982
Kind of busy so I'll have a proper response to that soon (tm) after giving it some thought

>>14558972
Far too procrastinator-y or pretentious to be Harblador.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558966
>>14558986
Best elemental

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558991
>Best elemental
>Not Ignis
I bet you pussies don't even red knight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558991
How OP would a dragoon/elemental user be?
I can only imagine how a Sylph/Wyvern/Dragoon trio would be.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the team captain's arm candy! Amazons are the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559012
The only real issue I have with Snibakos art are his faces, otherwise he excels at drawing muscular and curvy girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559012
They know how to treat a man, unlike those girls that let a man walk all over them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559012
How exactly does one play Football with a horn anyway considering helmets and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559058
She can tank hits. Or they custom make one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559025
>househusband posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559012
>one of the worst girls
>playing one of the worst sports
A match made in handegg heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559076
Look up. So many people here need someone to put them in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559076
Being a househusband is great though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559083
That's what kikis are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559087
You just don't wanna leave the house. Don't lie to me Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559089
Or Amazons. Same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559093
>same thing
Let's see: One builds you up as a paragon of men, while the other one locks you in the house and forces you to do chores.

Yep, same thing alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558982
http://pastebin.com/Xuz79b1Q

This is about the best I could come up with to your question. I know it's missing a few environments like deserts and tundras but fucking pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559111
>her actual hands
Just gonna point out that those ARE her actual hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559106
Kikis a shit.
A SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559116
They look like Good, big, strong hands but I like to hold onto the illusion of her being able to create normal sized hands for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559092
Being a house husband isn't so bad for some though. I genuinely enjoy cooking and while it's not the nicest job, cleaning can give a nice sense of satisfaction when it's done.

Plus being a house husband means the daughteru depends more on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559106
You get a lovely wife and learn personal responsibility ether way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559078
>>one of the worst girls
Nobody mentioned your waifu though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559119
At last, you reveal your true nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559126
She can change the size and shape of them as she pleases, but it's not like there are just normal human hands underneath. Her body is still mostly earthen after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559128
That does not qualify as "The same thing".

Words have meaning anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559136
But it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559129
Not nearly as clever as you'd like to believe. Still, you tried, 6/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559092

>get to stay at home and play videogames all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559127
Legitimate points. If you genuinely enjoy these things, more power to you.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember not to respond to the clinically retarded. They just don't know any better. The same goes for people pretending to be clinically retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559132
Well I hope that even with that clerical error it's still 'okay' for a conceptual idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559092
I wanna great my hard working Amazon wife home in a naked apron and offer her dinner, a bath, or me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559150
>Remember not to respond to the clinically retarded
So the amazon lovers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559150
>implying
Seems I've already failed by replying to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559119
I'll fight you IRL. Meet me in Ismay Montana tomorrow at 9AM or forever be labelled a coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559136
What if a man has an Amazon wife and a Kiki wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559153
Ok? At least you're not being a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559153
But not if you daughter is around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559153
Since they are succubi, aren't two of those choices the same thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559162
What if a man has an Amazon Kiki wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559150
>all this femdomfags getting triggered

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559162
How would that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559152
I'm quite pleased with it, thank you. Though in my headcanon her pussy is a mixture of fleshy and earthen parts so I'm just gonna add my own imagination onto that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559168
Especially if the daughter is around

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559153
Best life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559180
But she doesn't want to see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559172
If you're gonna false-flag, at least proofread your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559184
But she needs to, her mom can show her some pointers on how to treat a man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559172
Maledomfags being shitposters? Just another day in /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559184
Is she going through a rebellious phase?

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are jerks!

[Anonymous No.]

Ah fuck I just want a wurm to molest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559194
>not even being subtle about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559179
Ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559197
Only if you're a weak faggot. Be gud, and they won't be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559111
Oh my. Gnomes really are the best.
I would imagine that more industrialized areas, like the middle of Pittsburgh, would make her weaker, though. Unless you got "Concrete Jungle" shenanigans going on.
Can't imagine how exciting the Demon Realm Soil would make her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559204
I don't need to, it's of common knowledge by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559197
That's why you get yourself a Wyvern. All the fun of a Dragon, minus the bitchiness. Plus, a Wyvern'll let you ride her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559216
Would you fuck a Gnome with a sloppy, sticky mud pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559193
>>14559195
But that's her dad, the man who raised her. It would just be weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559221
Yes, your falseflagging antics are well documented.
I do wanna know what your end goal is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559227
>LE FAHNNY 'WHERE U THINK U ARE' WITTICISM
I
Am
Literally
The
Chuckliest
Man
Alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559223
I'm not against the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559222
And no arms/big meaty claws. What a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559171
She runs a maid service that makes stupid amounts of money so her master can stay home where she serves him.
Also is chocolate brown

>>14559174
The Amazon and Kiki have endless debates over proper husband treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559235
>you will never get a nursing handjob from Emeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559197
I want to be dommed and spoiled by my dragon waifu. Then I want to cook and clean for her! I want her to do lewd things to me to relieve her sexual frustration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559235
Look at those mudballs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559216
Demon Realm Soil would give her the stickiest mud pussy as well as the ability to terraform entire areas around you.

Before you could blink she'd have a Love Pit ready and fill it with her 'nectar', nearly drowning you in mamano mana infused mud and fucking you senseless

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559231
>implying I don't know what the fuck
Dude, I don't have a master plan, I just think it's pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559240
She has big meaty foot-claws. Very dexterous ones too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559223
It enhances the experience, so why not?

>>14559235
Is there any more art of Emeth elsewhere?

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>>14559250
So does vanilla. And I'm pretty sure I can ride her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559247
>sex in a mud bath with a Gnome
Nnnngh, I want this.
But which varieties of Gnome would give the best handjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559249
Alrighty then. Tell us when you're ready to join us in reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559253
>>14559235

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559258
Forest or Jungle.

Forest would even be the kind of Gnome that's into nursing handjobs, cooing that you're such a spoiled child as she calls her 'Your Earth-Mother'. Just like Gaea and Zeus.

>TFW you will never lose your virginity to Forest-Gnome as she makes Dryads and Alraunes schlick in jealosy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559243
This, you and I are men of fine tastes. To be treated as a Dragon's greatest treasure and being her house husband is truly a love to behold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559265
What would Forest's arms be like? I can't think of anything but soft, yielding soil in the shape of large hands for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559261
Gnome a cutie. Wold cuddle with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559259
Reality is in front of your eyes, you just don't want to see it. And believing otherwise doesn't change anything. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559267
Pretty much exactly that. Soft, yielding soil while she has you suckle at her large breasts, tenderly edging you until it's time for you to be buried into her mudpot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559179
Well, her flesh is earth and the earth is her flesh, so that's arguable only right.

[Anonymous No.]

>be with a gnome
>she refers to you as Mr Farmer
>when she's in the mood for sex she asks "do you want to plant a seed, Mr farmer?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559273
>Irony: The post
There are only two reasons somebody would make a "Nah man, my side is super innocent, it's the other side tho" post: Either as bait or out of ignorance.

Neither is really worth anyone's time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559197
But I like jerks! Dragons, Jabberwocks, Ryus, the jerk dragons are the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559286
Zeon did nothing wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559255
>Thinking a Dragon would ever deign to let another person, even her husband, mount her
You might have married her, but the Dragon is still wearing the pants in the relationship. There's a reason that they refer to their husbands as 'treasures'; They see you as a possession, something beneath them to be collected and owned. Being ridden by someone she considers beneath her (which if we're being honest is everyone) is unthinkable. Wyverns at least see their partners as equals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559289
That's some space-traitor bullshit right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559289
>Dropped a colony on Australia
Wait, that was a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559286
One of those sites has a shitposter banned multiple times though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559297
>but the Dragon is still wearing the pants in the relationship
According to you, which is questionable at best. If my Dragon waifu doesn't let me ride her, she can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559277
Which one would be the worst at handjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559297
Hey, I dragon can ride me anytime. She can ride me like a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559288
>Jerk dragons
>Ryus
U wot?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to inseminate Miia and live a long happy life raising a family with her

Then i want to die and leave my things to her and the kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559284
>beach Gnome fine sand pussy
>jungle Gnome squishy mud pussy
>forest Gnome soft soil pussy
>mountain Gnome smooth marble pussy
I'm not sure how to feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559297
Female Lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559308
And what is that supposed to prove?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559315
>I dragon
That's funny, I mean "A dragon can".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559314
Mountain or Glacier.

Cold =/= Good for p0nis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559297
Of course she wouldn't let me ride her. She'd be too busy riding me. I have no problems with this.

[Anonymous No.]

Elementals sound great to be with

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559297
Slander! Dragons make amazing housewaifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559322
Well, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559297
>You might have married her, but the Dragon is still wearing the pants in the relationship. There's a reason that they refer to their husbands as 'treasures'; They see you as a possession, something beneath them to be collected and owned. Being ridden by someone she considers beneath her (which if we're being honest is everyone) is unthinkable
None of this sounds like a bad thing though.

>>14559317
Imagine a haughty tired Ryu, mature and bitter seeing all her Shirohebis having husbands, as she smokes that weird Japanese smoke pipe thingy and glares at people.

>>14559318
>Not having Miia resurrect you as a zombie
Step it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559326
Someone's never tried ice cube play.
Would they still be okay at it though, or just plain awful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559319
What about city gnome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559339
Everything must end

An Miia is not magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559333
No, I don't know. Do explain.

Actually, don't. What waste of everybody's time this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559346
>An Miia is not magic
Doesn't she know people who know magic? She can call someone.

>Everything must end
Love shouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559343
Dirty asphalt. Not so good.
Keep your gnomes out of town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559346
>Everything must end
Endure. In enduring, grow strong.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to accidentally fall in the ara ara~ Lamia pit! I want them to give me headpats!

[Anonymous No.]

>Somewhere out there a Monster Girl is commissioning art of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559373
No she isn't. Nobody would pay for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559373
That's a lie and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559380
>>14559386
You think that now, but how will you react when you find out she commissioned a calendar, constantly searches for artists taking requests to ask for art of you, and then commissions loads of dakis to make an Anon Pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559368
Better hope it's not the middle of Winter, otherwise they'll never let you move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559389
She should've spend that money on something that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559373
>Somewhere out there a monster girl has contacted an artist for a commission of you and hasn't gotten a response for two weeks
>not even a "no"
>does the artist just hate money or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559373
>There's a monster girl commissioning art of a 28 year old, slightly balding man who is carrying 20 extra pounds around
Well alright, different strokes I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559398
But you matter to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559389
I'd say you're talking bullshit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559358
>>14559351
Can i still get an erection if i become a zombie?

Can Miia also become a zombie with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559289
I want to watch Wing with a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559405
That's still no reason to spend money on stupid shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559409
Only if you call her ZombMiia

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559373
A leanan sidhe is gitting gud for his hasubando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559441
>his
I meant 'her' dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559441
>>14559446
An alp leanan sidhe?

I bet she gets nervous everytime she draws a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558940
Two hours late to the party, I know, but I really disagree with you.
I'd say that to be human you need to take the good with the bad. Both of these are important to our development as people, the whole Incubus route is just running away from the negative aspects of life like a coward, missing out on a painful yet meaningful part of being a human to begin with.
Even if Incubi are superior somehow, what about those of us who prefer being alone? I fucking hate being touched, am I supposed to just lay down and accept being husbando'd by some monster who needs me as a personal power source? A longer lifespan is worth fuck all if I'm going to be unhappy throughout it, after all.
Yeah, I know what's coming: "Why are you even here then?" The answer is simple, I like to fap and monstergirls make for a fun fantasy. Not everyone here thinks a world run by them would be a good idea or desirable, or has a waifu.

All this aside, many people in the real world will always prefer human women to our fetish, and it would be bullshit to press your own preferences on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>Welcome to the new year!
>A time to renew goals, vows, and subscriptions.
>Make sure you get your hime-hajime in, and enjoy the celebrations.

TFW no tubby tanuki to cuddle up with this morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559466
>a monstergirl will never propose to you by having you retrieve the ring from her expansive cleavage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559466
Those are some nice lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559373
>awful taste detected.
Jesus fuck, the most depressing part is that if the multiverse is a real thing then this is happening right now. She could have gone for Leonardo DiCaprio or something, but she chose my ugly face instead. I'm mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559466
I promise I'll be an even worse goy this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557517
Any new drawfag deliveries or stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559494
Most recently was the muscular Amazon Jock, and apparently another variation of that is on the way.
Also, the same drawfag is doing a nerdy Jabberwock and her older, bustier counterpart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14557517
I want to encounter a holstaurus in a park late at night who opens her trenchcoat to reveal
topless leaking milk or wearing a shirt and soaking wet with milk!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559474
Well, there are certainly less romantic ways to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559503
I'm seriously getting pretty damn sick of Jabberwocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559466
Lift 100 pound weights, good grades and a job over the summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559373
>somewhere a kitsune is fantasizing about breaking into my house and having her way with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559508
It's funny, I was sick of Manticores and Anubis, but Jabberwocks have gone under the radar for me somehow. I only notice them once in a while, I guess the guy(s) posting them aren't as obnoxious as .Less and Anubisfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559508
>I'm seriously getting pretty damn sick of Jabberwocks
Time to bring back the Lich? She's been out of the limelight for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559466
She's hot, but the whole Tanuki thing is a turn off. Even in the canon they come across as money obsessed businesswomen, and greed is a massive turn off for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559535
For me as long as she isn't shortsighted in her moneymaking, I won't mind.

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>>14559530
Liches are great, but I still feel no one has written a decent Lich yet. It's hard, they're meant to be emotionless and very powerful, yet still full of lust somehow. All the stories I've read so far either make them out to be too emotional or don't do the perverted magic experiments justice.

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>>14559535
She's hording all that dosh so she can provide you the best possible life you could ever have. Don't be a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559541
What sort of "perverted magic experiments" would a Lich do?

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>>14559508
>>14559526
Eh, it's one guy posting his commissions and sharing them with the thread. Would you rather him never post them here?

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>>14559538
Thing is, Tanukis set off the 3DPD alarms in my head harder than succubi do. People with money can do some serious damage to you if they want, while Succubi only really care about getting a dick in the end. Trust would be a massive issue when a Tanuki is involved, and I honestly can say I wouldn't place any of it in them. They are just a fetishized version of businesswomen/CEOs after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559543
You'd have to be an idiot to trust someone with that much financial power over you, especially if they were a little bit too interested in money. but to each their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559553
Honestly? Yes. I'm almost as sick of them at this point as I am of Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559342
As good or bad as you want them to be son. I'm literally the last person, Anon or writefag you should ask things. Literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559547
A good question. I don't know, but I guess most things would be fair game to them. This would lead on to taboo things that would probably enrage certain anons, like gender switching, prostate stimulation, cloning each other, basically anything that could be loosely described as sexual.
Thinking about it, I can see why writefags shy away from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559460
To say nothing of your preferences to not being touched, I'm actually going to shit on you over what you think humanity is, or more accurately, your borderline madness in not advancing to Great Being status.

Humanity is ego, interest, and generally, selfishness. The value in suffering is in overcoming it, and as such, there is no value to stifling advancement to protect suffering, as the goal of suffering is to move past it. It doesn't make any sense to me.

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>>14559554
>>14559563
Just be a good little boytoy and you have nothing to worry about.

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>>14559572
Well, gender switching is already confirmed to be something Sabbath and Wonderland do, so I doubt it'd be off limits to a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559547
Inter-dimensional sex.

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>>14559553
I wasn't complaining about them. They're yet to be on the same oversaturation level as Manticores or Anubis were.

>>14559569
I haven't noticed that much Hellhound stuff though, if anything I notice that guy who complains about them all the time more than the content. Then again he was bitching about them even before they became more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559580
>You will never fuck your waifu while literally separated by multiple universes.

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>>14559573
Funny how you speak of ego and selfishness when that's essentially what the monstergirl civilization is all about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559569
>Wanting less OC in the thread simply because "It's not what I want"
And people wonder why we have less writefags than before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14558762
>>14558809
>people posting my shitty drawings
I feel honored ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559569
Why not provide your own content? Protest against what other people like isn't going to change what they like.


>>14559580
>Testing Log, test 3058-A: How many different planes of reality can a human safely fuck the test initiator on while being empathically linked through every relevant planar instance of themselves?

>Testing Log, test 3058-B: Can a human withstand empathic linking with over 6 multi-planar self-instances during intercourse without becoming mindbroken from the pleasure? (Note: Repetition and test variation required to provide accurate results.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559600
Don't worry fledgeling drawfriend, if you practice and strive to improve your skills are bound to get less shitty over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559597
Remember to not reply to B. Posts
Ignore B. Posts
Filter B. Posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559576
Honestly my biggest fear is becoming emotionally dependent. Like my entire self worth is valued soley on someone who can have anything she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559597
if they don't want to get shit over it, they should just just write what we want them to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559573
>advancement
I disagree on a personal level, on account that the price for all this would be my freedom. A monstergirl would not take kindly to my need for solitude and if anything the profiles make them seem a bit needy.
Also, surely such a world would just stagnate? If everyone is happy all the time (barring guys like me) then there's no drive to improve or progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559606
What are "B." posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559615
Progress is relative, and there's always greater highs of decadence to achieve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559606
Wait, were you calling that post a B. post, or reminding the poster not to respond to one and calling that post he responded to a B. post?

This is too confusing, lets talk about Monster Girls instead. What Monster Girl has the nicest fur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559616
Don't mind him. He just calls things he disagrees with bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559607
This so hard. Another reason why Tanukis are shit, that much money brings a lot of power, and this has a habit of being abused. I'd rather be with a nice monstergirl who understands that things with true value cannot be bought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559621
Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559569
>being mad at a man in love

His dedication is something we should all strive for

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559615
You sound like that one SMT nocturne character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559607
But she just wants someone to love her for who is she.

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>>14559618
>decadence
I'd like to think we're capable of something better, the idea of humanity being reduced to selfish fuck machines (significantly more than we are at least) for all eternity depresses the hell out of me. I honestly can't say if I'd see anything of value coming from this new civilization, as subjective as it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559630
Which one? I haven't actually played the thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559607
My biggest fetish is becoming emotionally dependent on someone who's emotionally dependent but doesn't like to show it completely

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to fuck a busty purple snake girl, is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559621
I'm sick of only being allowed to like a Monster Girl until she gets "too popular" and then having to hate her.

I like Cheshire Cats! They've got the best fur! They're nice and cuddly! Wonderland is Wonderful! I want one to cuddle me to sleep! I don't care if she's popular and has a load of art, I want to sleep with her and call each other nice names!

>>14559649
No it isn't! Apophises are great too! Purple is a good color!

Scream your love to the heavens! Hide it no more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559649
Here, have something I'm sure you already have.
The one Apophis picture I can happily fap to. There's something about that cruel and self satisfied smile...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559623
They force men they want into extreme debt. I feel like that would drive some men to suicide before the Tanuki could reveal her intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559651
I also like Cheshire cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559554
>>14559563
Even the highest ranking don't have any more direct power over you than one of the highly magical or socially adapt MGs. Certainly less than an arch Demon or a Lilim.
And the KC version are sleeper agent forerunners of the monster invasion. Instead of capturing or terraforming, they slowly engineer human society and infect them with useful monster products. Sure they have a tendency towards mob bosses and moneylenders, but at best they are a benevolent pillar of the community who helps set up couples and get the strugggling on their feet, and at absolute work are Sarakin EX: Electric Jewgaloo.
Plus they aren't all that way. Even if they might naturally be charismatic and good with purse strings, I'm sure you'd find them in the full gamut of roles.
Bakers, healers, journalists, activists, construction workers, demon realm biologists, mages, whatever. To think otherwise is racist to a fault.
They're solid 8/10 MGs for forming strong families, caring about goals outside of fucking, having sweet-ass Zippangu stylings with brown and green as predominant colors, and having the all important Glorious Fluffy Tail.

plus what sort of fag doesn't have a CEO fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559656
Exactly. It's hard for me not to hate them in general. You're also reminded me of that one greentext where a Tanuki ruins a guy's life so he just dedicates everything that's left to destroying hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559641
>I'd like to think we're capable of something better
We're not. Thousands of civilization and we till make the same mistakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559658
absolute worst*
But seriously, they don't deserve all the hate they get.
>"3DPD only care money"
>"stupid jewcoon"
>"swar on me mum mah brother got ruined by one"
Baseless, ignorant accusations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559610
>They should write what we want
>But people complain if writefags don't write about stuff they genuinely care about instead of pumping out mediocre shit
>But then they bitch louder that none of the MGs they like are getting the limelight

This is exactly the kind of conundrum that makes it easier just to expand on some ideas that're spotted in the thread on occasion rather than blindly following what maybe one or two people actually want.

That and unless you're somebody like Harblador, Penywise, or ParkedBuggy FINISH AMAZON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT it's not worth the headache to attach your name to something outside of posting it as Guest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559664
Monster Girls won't make it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559671
They'll be the kick in the pants this world needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559656
>Monster girls come through the dimensional gap to our Earth
>Tanuki finds a man she fancies
>Ruins him as is the usual Tanuki way of courtship
>She comes to offer him her hand
>He laughs the laugh of a truly broken man
>Puts a bullet in his head right in front of her
>The entirety of monster girl society gets a very harsh reminder that the men here are different than the men they're used to

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559676
What about the men who hate being touched or just want to be alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559658
Control over other people is bad in general anyway. Yes, the mind control monsters are worse than Tanukis, but we weren't discussing them. I fail to see how warping human civilization for their own ends is benevolent. They're just doing exactly what I was accusing them of in the first place - using money and power to warp the world to their own ideals. But what about those people who disagree? Do they get a say? Of course not, they're a shit MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559680
I asked this question earlier and had no response on the matter. I'm assuming the answer will involve Mindflayers or something equally unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559681
>>14559682
free will fags plz go
The paladin order can use you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559682
That's a pretty terrifying thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559682
Nothing wrong with Mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559680
Then they can just mope and ignore what's good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559688
But with Monster Girls they can't even do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559677
Pretty much this, serious debt is a common reason for suicide. Even if you don't kill yourself you're trapped into marrying a monstergirl you might not even like. What fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559682
Mindflayers are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559681
>They're just doing exactly what I was accusing them of in the first place - using money and power to warp the world to their own ideals. But what about those people who disagree? Do they get a say?
This is new how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559684
>free will is a bad thing
Come on, we were having a decent enough talk until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559693
I wasn't saying it's new. I was saying it's a shit practice and doesn't excuse them in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559667
If you post stuff as a guest, you can't edit it.
If you want to edit stuff, you need to create a new pastebin file entirely, with a completely different URL, which is fucking annoying for anyone who bookmarks or links to the pastebin story.

The shortcoming of Pastebin is that if you want to be able to edit your stuff, or even have it accessible from your account, you need to slap your name onto it.

Recently, I've been thinking about using Google Docs to post stories instead. I'm fairly certain you can post stuff so your username isn't attached to it, too.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you tease a Shoggoths ears?
>tfw Barb might stop coming here because if that autist shitposting about his faces from the previous thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559707
>spoiler
That would be terrible. His consistency and quality are fantastic and it would be really sad to see him go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559688
Take it from someone who hates to be touched - this isn't an arrogance or a moping thing, it generally feels horrible to be touched. Like electricity or a sharp shock, you just don't want to experience that horrible sensation so you avoid it.

Bizarrely, I still fap to being gently raped by a werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559698
But at least they're concerned abut the welfare of others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559707
His faces are getting better, but they're still weird. Once he has them down he'll be a god tier artist, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559680
>>14559682
When a MG finds a man like that, they just have to make use of their rape skills and powers

The guy will feel so great, he will change his mind before his 14th climax

If for some reason he still resists, the MG will release him and another one will catch him
Rinse and repeat until he gets caught by a MG that suits him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559695
Look, if you want free will then earn it through power.
Get money and connections, enslave Tanuki to be your housemaids.
No point in fantasizing about a world where there isn't someone stronger than you calling the shots.
Although there probably is such a demon realm in the hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559707
Barb's a great person but he needs to stop trying to please everyone and realise that he gets a lot of positive responses here and that someone's going to be mad about everything.

He has been improving his faces though, not that I had any problems with them before but he's improving as an artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559718
Honestly, that is a good thing, but their method of doing it just puts a bad taste in my mouth. Putting men into debt because they want to marry them? That's fucked. So the guy has a choice of whatever barbaric punishment this fantasy world has for debt, or has to marry some monster he might not even get on with/like. Doesn't that strike you as slightly wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559729
It sounds like a way to propagate fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559682
>Mindflayers were a mistake
>-KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559705
I just mostly hate the idea of posting something and it getting hated immediately because of the name associated with it.

I'm not that fucking Ikeda guy the TFT fags like to bitch about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559680
>>14559709
MAMONO MANA cures autism and other mental illnesses so you will be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559658
>And the KC version are sleeper agent forerunners of the monster invasion. Instead of capturing or terraforming, they slowly engineer human society and infect them
Literally jews

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559721
I don't think it needs to work that way, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559721
Funny, I thought gitting gud is frowned upon here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559744
But with good intentions and fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559750
>good intentions
Yep, paved all the way to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559730
It just sounds evil to me.

>>14559740
But is it a mental illness? Maybe it's just the way I am. The problem with the setting is it seems to generalize everyone to like the same things, and anyone who doesn't gets mind broken by some magical bullshit. Brainwashing is fucked, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559756
Paved the way to waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559707
That guy is lurking here?
I thought those pics taken from tumbrl or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559759
>But is it a mental illness?
Yes. There is no question about this. This is science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559759
>it generally feels horrible to be touched. Like electricity or a sharp shock
It's 100% autism or other mental ilness bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559762
Not everyone wants a waifu. I wouldn't mind, but not everyone is like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559762
Waifus you might not even want anything to do with.
Would a monstergirl actually be happy with a man who clearly loathes them anyway? I thought they were meant to be suckers for the "true love" crap anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559763
He posts here, sometimes people post stuff from his tumblr before he gets around to coming here himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559759
>>14559770
It could be haphephobia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559763
Yep. But I think he only started to officially lurk here a few weeks ago,

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559373
I hope it's not something weird and fetishy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559765
>>14559770
Eh, so be it. To look at this another way, what if I'm happy with who I am? I think I could happily live with monstergirls and even make friends with some, but they'd need to keep their hands to themselves. Surely that would be ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559759
>expecting nip stuff to include reasonable nuances
I would love that as well, but it's not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559791
No, it wouldn't. And take showers more often, you filthy animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559789
>TFW absolutely depraved fujo into crossdressing, prostate stimulation, and femdom
nah JK, she'd probably into deep kissing while locking fingers and having vanilla sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559791
Only a monstergirls touch could cleanse you of your illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559789
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559789
I hope it's something ridiculously fetishy.

[Anonymous No.]

A semen demon has approached you in the park and asked to hold your hand. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559789
>>14559801
Those as well as
>Anon in loads of weird fetishy outfits
>Chubby Anon
>Muscular Anon
>Shota Anon
>Mature Anon
>Anon warmly smiling at the viewer and holding his hand out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559799
But I do, what are you even implying?

[Anonymous No.]

Crabman made a cute Lemur girl.

http://i.imgur.com/EDYotWJ.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559810
Wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559816
What is that expression trying to convey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559791
>tolerating mental illness
Nope
Eat your pills, faggot, or you will shoot up a school or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559810
Hold hands and ask if she wants a hug obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559836
>:3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559838
Nice generalization there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559816
That looks pretty decent aside from her upper arms being total twigs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559680
>>14559682
I've always been in favor of euthanizing, or at least sterilizing, retards. It's not a popular opinion because it seems cruel, but I think it's best for their communities, and for humanity as a whole.

Monstergirls could make it unnecessary, though. I'm sure Mamonobama could fix developmental problems like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559838
>implying it isn't the pills that cause spree killings

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559854
>hating being touched makes me a retard
Here, have this one for free. I'm not biting the bait anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559856
Nice try there delusion fag. Take your happy pills now sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559816
>>14559842
>W-were you just watching me sleep?
>:3
>You know when in this house you're supposed to wear people clothes, right?
>:3
>Ah... shit. It's the full moon ag-- MFHHH
>:3 :3 :3
>Condom ripping sounds
>Oo Eek Oo Aah Ahh Ting Tang Walla Wing Bang Oo Eek Oo Ahh Ahh Ting Tang Walla Wing Bang!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559854
>hit the nails that stick out
How very japanese of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559759
>is it a mental illness?
Absolutely. Ask a doctor some time, he'll confirm it. It's a result of problems in mental development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559848
Nice literal autism there
Just like the guy who did Sandy Hook

>>14559856
Sure, schizophrenics are actually true prophets and see the real world.
Also Fluoride blocks your third eye
*tips tinfoil hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559884
I chuckled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559810
Ask her to at least take me out to lunch first.
And I guess give her my number afterwards if she's enjoyable to be around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559810
Oblige her, but brace for impact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559889
This is too "reddit" for a serious post. The only thing missing was the evil, white cis males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559862
Not retarded but likely autistic at the very least. Not joking on this one either, it's actually a symptom of some forms of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

Where are those Kakuen variants at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559862
It's not bait, it's the truth plus my honest opinion. You asked so I answered.

>>14559886
I realize it's a shitty thing to do, but I do think it's for the best. Not that I'd ever argue for it somewhere that wasn't anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559905
He's trying too hard, and is being far too obvious about it. I've seen the posting style around here often, he's either bored or has just come back from a ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559917
Well, that's fair I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559908
I thought it was downs, but I might be pulling that out of my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559916
Kakuens a shit. Even if they are close to manatees in Not!Dark Souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559919
I see.

Happy new year shitposters, I look forward to another year of your artistic endeavours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559916
Let them be hidden

We can't handle any of the bigger variants and the bonobo kind will be our end

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559931
>autistic endeavours
Fixed for you. At any rate I get the feeling we're going to be treated to this faggots issues with the thread for the next hour or two, so I'm out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559916
Year of the Monkey is goin' pretty slow on that front. What little art there is seems to be largely genderswapped Sun Wukong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559947
>Fixed for you
No need, that was the implication, but thank you regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559916
Tamarin Kakuen when? The real versions are squirrel sized so I guess the monster girl one would be a perma loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559937
>Gorilla Kakuen
>Maximum strongfat mode
>Hears her husbando has been kidnapped by that posh Succubus bint
>The first thing they hear in the mountains is
>"WOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHOOAHHOOAHHHH"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559916
Variants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559952
How do you even do a decent monkey girl that isn't just a normal girl with some bigger ears and a tail? Kakuen looks pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559967
You could make them more of a furry or feral looking, but I understand your point.
It's pretty hard to make animal girls out of our closest living relatives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559967
>Kakuen looks pretty bad.
You're bad.

I get where you're coming from in a way though. I guess if you wanted a monkey that was more monster you could give her big monkey hands and feet with a bit more fur on her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559947
I'm not the one who gets electroshocked by touching others m8
Get help, seriously

[Anonymous No.]

So what's everyone hoping for with KC's first girl of 2016? Personally I want an adult goat girl with a nice pair of breasts.

Seeing the year begin with furry would be amusing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559985
Adult Baphomet then? As long as she has massive tits for the sheer irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559963

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559972
>big monkey hands and feet with a bit more fur on her body
That sounds more fitting for some kind of great ape girl, really. Tall and muscular, with fur on her limbs, along her sides and back, and around her neck? With arms like the one pic related has? Can't really think of any other example for such a thing. But I think that'd look decent enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559985
>>14559995
This has to be #1 for 2016.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559985
Flycatcher

It's been a while since we had a good plant girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559985
Ancient alien monstergirls because why not.
That, or some more Undead girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559816
I want to wrap that long fluffy tail around my neck like a scarf!

Also I bet she can only move by jumping sideways.

She's CUTE though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559985
Smug, short Jersey Devil girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559985
I just want more cute cosplay tier girls. I don't like non-human limbs or body fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559985
Anything with tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559995
More based off a farmyard goat than any sort of demon or hellish creature. It's been a while since we've had a girl that was just a bog standard animal, at least it feels like it.

Big breasts, goat eyes, arms and legs that look a little less cosplay-ish than Baphomets and a focus on using their mouths as a reference to goats eating anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559952
>>14559816
These Monkeys are begging to get spanked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560002
>monstergirls spiking drinks with sleep rape drugs
Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560025
>arms and legs that look a little less cosplay-ish than Baphomets
How would you accomplish that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560002
She knows the way to a man's heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560032
Make them smaller, for one. And have a more natural transition between the non-human and human parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560032
Look at this girl from monmusu online. Her feet look a lot more natural, Baphomets look like they're wearing novelty shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560042
I dunno, I just find those really ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560042
>"Hey boy, Bacchus-chan is throwing a party, you coming?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560000
>one thousand babies
In KC's world this would make her some kind of fertility goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560042
>GOAT
>PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559253
There's this, drawn by Crabman himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560042
I don't really like the hair stopping halfway up her legs like that. I'd prefer it either go up to her hips like holst, or not be there at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560062
Now that's a golem with some mana-generators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560062
>overinflates her boobs
>shrinks down everything else
Why does Okayado only know tits and nothing else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560067
>>14560066
Literally built for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560062
Absolutely wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560070
I think she looks far better in the game, without Okayado's balloon tits fetish and recent tendency to de-emphasize any exotic physical features as much as possible to muck things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560062
At least she remains untainted and likely free from ever appearing as a major character in the manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560063
Well yeah, it was just an example. I'd prefer it going up higher and either gradually fading as it gets closer to the hips or go right up to them like Holsts like you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560055
I don't know, last time I passed out, and woke up with no pants and a bruised pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560062
>B-but Sir, I do not believe a goyim should t-tamper with my sigil
>A-after all, you're surely to not know Hebrew
>A brown felt fedora drops onto your head, giving you instant five-o'-clock shadow
>Honey, I'm fluent in Assyrian, Hebrew, and Persian
>HFW LITERALLY BUILT FOR SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560076
>balloon tits
>de-emphasize any exotic physical features
I don't see any problems here.
The focus is supposed to be on the human features after all, not the inhuman ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560089
This nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to know your place on the sexual food chain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560089
Not this shit again. The focus is supposed to be both, you can't have the girl without the monster and you can't have the monster without the girl.

If you hide the monster parts you may as well be looking at a girl with cat ear hair band.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560102
Reminder, the tail pussy is just another opening with which you can pour stuff down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560102
so are men on the bottom or the top of the chain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560102
Reminder that knowing your place is for pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560102
>cool it daddy-o we're all friends here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560111
Can you stop your waifu from taking sex if she wants it?
In this world it's rape or be raped, as you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560102
I know my place alright.

It's making sure my Kiki doesn't go a single day without loving headpats and spooning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560107
I feel like Tail pussy muscles could always flex and squirt whatever your pour down it back into your face.
>>14560111
No, the common shota is, then it's the beta Monster Girls like Holstaurs and Elves, then regular men, regular strength monster girls like Kakuen and Harpies, tougher and stronger men, then the scary monster girls like Manticores, Hellhounds and Dragons.

Well that's my canon anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560103
>implying anyone faps to the monster parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560062
I want to erase the first character on golem-chan's brown tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560132
Okay, quit that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560132
>Wanting to kill Golem-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560129
>No, the common shota is
That's a definite, as they could easily be raised and pampered into being husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560137
What if it's only a little death?

[Anonymous No.]

Girls that KC has more or less confirmed to be appearing:
Quetzalcoatl
Tezcatlipoca
Fenrir
Ratatoskr
Nidhogg
Fire Drake
Frost Dragon
Black Dragon
Garuda
Bunyip
Yowie
Some kind of Magitech Golem Automaton

There's also the Dragon Zombie and possibly more girls related to the demons of chaos

Which one are you looking forward to the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560067
Because his stuff sells for sex appeal. It's making big money. So why not up the sex appeal without putting effort into developing anywhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560129
Worm a little tube down there and you can put whatever you want down there.
Aphrodesiacs.
Semen.
Milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560145
I hear they raise shotas free-range nowadays.
>>14560148
SO MANY DRAGONS!

This is a good day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560148
That last one sounds pretty interesting.

Honestly, a couple of these I'm learning about for the first time (Tezcatlipoca, Ratatoskr, Nidhogg). Think I'll go a bit deeper into that whole before I see them sexualized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560148
Automaton and probably Nidhogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560130
People fap to thinks involving them all the time.

Lamia sex being the prime example, being wrapped in the coils of a nice snake girl is the biggest part of their appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560148
Fenrir sounds nice, a big fluffy snow wolf girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560148
>Nidhogg
N I D H O G G
I
D
H
O
G
G

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a little boy
>Be sitting alone and opening your lunch box during school lunch time.
>Mother forgot to pack a drink
>Hol girl come up and offers you a carton of milk.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560148
>Fenrir
Looking forward to this one, should be interesting to see what he does with a canine more powerful than a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560196
Drink it and become Huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560196
Drink it only if its from that nice minotaur-senpai who protects me from the bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560198
It'd be fucking hilarious if he made her a maledom monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559929
I'm going to stab you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560198
Considering KC's tendency to make more powerful monster girls less monstrous, she's probably going to be the first kemonomimi canine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560159
>free-range
Free-range is the only proper and humane form of spouse husbandry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560196
>"We're gonna help you get SWOLE little dude!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560167
>uncensored pussy
You're living dangerously here, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560196
Drink it
Finish quickly and be unsatisfied
Ask her if she has any more

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560208
He actually might considering the whole story behind Fenrir. Destined to kill Odin but still lose to his son.

He's most likely going to make her start out strong and ferocious yet settle down and submit to pleasure when she finds a husband or something as a nod to the source material.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never get all cozy and lovey-dovey with a Yeti during the extreme winter months
>Drinking hot chocolate in front of the fireplace
>Enjoying big pots of homemade stew
>Cuddling in bed to stay warm
>Her in her incredibly warm, bright red butt-flap pajamas
>When she unbuttons the flap the inside of them reads 'THE CABOOSE IS LOOSE' in big golden letters

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559658
FUCKING THIS
>tfw no sugar momma Tanuki who helps pay for your schooling
>on the basis that you pay off your debt by marrying her when you graduate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560219
Thought that image was sfw from the thumbnail, the downside to having a huge folder is forgetting some things.

Deleted it to be on the safeside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560237
Would Yetis be guaranteed to have big plump butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560218
But I don't want to be swole. I just want to have a runner's build.

>>14560230
That has the potential to be cute though.
>You'll never give a Fenrir a silk ribbon as an engagement gift and see her blush and you put it on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560247
Bumpity boos*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560247

They are insatiable, winter-bred cuddle monsters. Of course they would have big, plump butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560241
I was mostly kidding. It was just scales after all, no telling if it's really her pussy or just a suspicious pattern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560067
Crab knows hips as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560148
>Bunyip
>MG Australia

God help us all.
>>14560196
Ask for an adult.
>>14560247
100% pillow tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560252
>But I don't want to be swole. I just want to have a runner's build.

>"Haha you're hilarious man! Wait until I introduce you to the rest of the group, they're gonna love you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560252
>That has the potential to be cute though.
Tough girls with a weakness for romance are adorable. Wouldn't be mad in the slightest if he did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560238
You're acting like a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560263
I would not mind a harem of muscle girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560256
Wait
Why is the icy frozen north monster a brown monster?
Isn't that counter to natural skin-tone development?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560263
We. They sound like normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560267
Sun rays reflect pretty well off of snow and ice, giving her a nice tan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560267
UV rays react heavily to snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560267
A lot of natives to cold areas have dark skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these race-traitor degenerates

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560294
I want to help protect a young Devil Student from her Paladin Girl bully!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560237
>She takes away all the blankets from the house and never turns the heat on so you have to hug her to stay warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560294
I'm gonna fuck that cat and like it! Just try and stop me! Having someone watch is exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560294
TRAITOR!
>Swings out Electric Tonfa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560265
So is that their fetish role then?
They allow us to be the gold digging 3DPD househusbands without going full alp?
A good addition to the monster portfolio in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560294
I want to put it in the boymaker and fill that pure womb with my seed on our wedding night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560253
>>14560256
>>14560260
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560267
Think of the snow as reflectors, the ones you see people use. But except being in their hands, they are all over the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560263
Be honest with me anon. How much of their "workout routine" is going to be vigorous sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560302
How would a yeti deal with a guy who fears physical contact?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560167
Not to mention all the pawjob stuff. Was it last thread where people were going nuts about prematurely ejaculating from an anubis pawjob?
And the yeti footjob stuff. And mudpussy, snakepussy, fishpussy, etc...
Let's not forget being jerked off by a succubus spadetail either. Or anything to do with slimegirls. Or shoggoths. Or tentacles. Or the absurd thought of aural sex with a fennec fox-girl Bob tried to push some time ago. Or gazers making you specifically attracted to monoeyes, while reacting in disgust to regular eyes. And jabberwock tentacle blowjobs. And tailpussies. And fucking dullahan neckholes, both on the body end and the head hend. And lizardgirl footjobs. And the occasional fixation on reptilian monstergirl feet in general.
I could also take the time to bring up the rare occasion when people discuss fucking an arachne's spinneret.
I suppose wanting to stick your dick in a sea slime floatation ring, or a barometz's bubble would count too. And squishy familiar hands and feet. And soft wingjobs from jubjubs, angels, valkyries, other harpies and all that.
You could also reasonably include decisively non-human skin colours. Red onis and blue onis, for instance. Blueberry succubutts, purple and pink succubutts, KC's demon design, hellhound's charcoal skin, the elemental girls, and pretty much every plant-based monstergirl, though I'm sure exceptions to that latter one exist. And while I don't personally feel much towards her, I do think KC's mucus frog design is damn fine work.

At this point, it'd be rather pointless to keep going on like this, though I'm certain that I could if I just took a look on the MGE wiki or my own Monstergirl folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560332
She looks like a boy. I'm alright with flat but that much is just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560329
She would probably start him off with a proxy, and then, over time, she replaces the proxy with herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560329
She'll knit him a hat and line the inside with some of her fur and yeti magic so he can still be warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560329
Slowly ease him into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560317
Of course you like it. All a man has to do to go forward is spread his legs. They have to work hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560336
It's tough trying to grow on such impoverished soil. You could always help by providing her with some water and nutrients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560332
>or a barometz's bubble would count too
I want this so badly. Stuck in her bubble, forced to keep springing back and forth into her from behind with no end in sight. The muffled sound of flesh slapping against flesh barely escaping from the bubble as she moans happily.

I wish Barometz was more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560263
I want to molest that muscle cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560332
>mudpussy, snakepussy, fishpussy, etc...
The monster girls we discuss all have normal human pussies.
>And lizardgirl footjobs. And the occasional fixation on reptilian monstergirl feet in general.
I don't remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560372
>The monster girls we discuss all have normal human pussies.

you're wrong


>I don't remember that.
And obviously new as fuck

Hell, just a fucking week ago we had someone wanting to ho halfsies with WockFag to commission some foot job art

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560365
I want to go on a Nihilistic tirade about what point there is in wasting your life and going through pain just to give yourself longer years of suffering when you are old and how much better it would be to just eat sweets and kick back all day.
Then if it fails I got into my big dumb spider robot and sing about how the unenlightened masses can not make the judgement call

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560372
>The monster girls we discuss all have normal human pussies.
You, perhaps. Look further up the thread, you'll even see people talking about golem sex, which is why I included that. Not to mention snake cloaca, how mermaids have pussies that make dolphin sex organs feel like sandpaper, and so on.

Also .less drew a picture of a guy getting a footjob from a lizardgirl. And there's that cropped picture of all the dragon-type girls' feet which is often posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560328
The sex will happen when you hit the showers after a workout.

Hot, steamy Minotaur sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560148
>Loads of more Dragons
>There will no longer be just 5 dragons that compliment each other, but a shitload of them
>The dragon family will never be a small exclusive club again
>TFW

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560394
So you're gonna hang out with the emo kids at the back of school?
>>14560398
Would her workout friends be there too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560394
Great but I still want to overpower and molest that muscle cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560404
Soon as you hang out with your reading teacher to find out how to do so correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560404
>Would her workout friends be there too?
Of course, who doesn't like a post-workout shower orgy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560399
I want to go to a Dragon Family reunion and flirt with the Fairy Dragon with the wide hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560414
Are they all muscle cows too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560414
>You'll never get gangbanged by a bunch of /fit/ monstergirls in the showers.
>You'll never take responsibility, marry all of them, and fuck them every single day.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560422
Herd mentality, so yeah.

All their older sisters are in Omega Mu, and they will be as well when they're older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560365
It's best if they're super sensitive.
Nothing would be better than groping her from behind so that she turns into a moaning, whimpering mass of muscle putty in your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560422
I want a muscle cow to force me to suck her nipple while she rides my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560423
Dammit anon, I was having a good day until you posted this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560427
I'm glad Holst milk increases sexual drive or I wouldn't be able to keep up with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560423
A /fit/ pregnant monster girl harem would be lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560434
>Incredibly muscular Minotaur that could probably throw a car being turned into a moaning frail woman

Sounds pretty fun to mess with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560475
Best part is if you starting groping her chest as if milking her and asking why nothings coming out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560423
Good, being gangbanged by women is pretty pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560148
>Quetzlcoatl
>Black Dragon
>Fenrir
Is KC reading our threads or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560492
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560423
I want to get gangbanged by Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560499
>replying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560494
Hopefully Onee-sabbath will become canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560504
I too want this
>being in a big, chuffing, post coital cuddle puddle
>this will never happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560509
Which MG (besides Yetis) would make the best cuddle puddle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560518
Fluff elementals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560508
KC does like Onee-san types, so it may very well be a possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14559908
Or maybe it's just a social thing. Particularly in northern societies where the most common way of contracting sickness is from coming in contact with other people, hence why people from northern countries like to maintain large amount of personal space. I'm looking at you Canada and Finland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560504
I want to get gangbanged by creepy loser monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560529
Titania's are the best onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560545
And Demons, Wights, etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560547
They're one of the top ten at least.

Onee-sabbath must be a fun group.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560518
Kobolds, werecats, werewolves, jinkos, grizzlies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560559
no you don't...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560518
Hellhound cuddle pile. That natural warmth would be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560559
Ew gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560559
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560547
I might be in the minority, but I don't see wight being onee-san material at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560575
Hnnnnnggg MORE FLOPPY EARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560578
They emanate enough "Ara ara~" to fit the criteria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560588
I have to say, those are some fat thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560578
You're not alone, they're more like classy older ladies who I can imagine being more motherly than onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560588
Look at the meat on those drumsticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560547
Don't forget Krakens, Jabberwocks, and Nereids

Onee-sans are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560592
Wights and Liches are SHY VIRGIN NERDS! No exceptions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560592
That's where it comes from. Wight's give off an air off being a mature older lady, and therefore perfect mother/onee-san material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560601
>Nereids
Among the forgotten they are, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560395
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2113464
What would this feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560640
Worry, bliss and careful precision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560129
>>14560145

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560620
FISH PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560657
>you will never be that kid
>you will never get tenderly "preyed" on by a big snusnu MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560652
She seems to have lamellae on her feet like a gecko. Wouldn't that hurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560667
Only if she rubs the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560672
How is she going to give a footjob moving her feet only in one direction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560666
>>14560657

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560681
With the exceptional muscle control that you can expect from a trained salamander.

>>14560683
Why does that slimegirl's forehead have "Full-screen Snip" printed on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>Be on a date with Gojira-chan.
>Suddenly Space Gojira chan just blasts her and kidnaps you.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560683
There's only two pages to this, isn't there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560657
It's dangerous for young boys to go out in the woods.

I know if I had a son I'd much rather he hang out with someone his own age. Like that young girl who lives in the big ominous castle on the hill and has easily sunburned skin and a strange accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560689
None of your business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560689

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560657
>>14560683
He clearly wasn't ready to leave Maus Hills yet, this zone is too high level for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560703
>leaving maus hills
>ever

Mouse girls are the purest form of love.
Objectively the best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560689
Compliment her nice crystal shoulders while nudging Gojira-chan so she notices that they're her weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560689
I just want a threeway with Gojira-chan, Mecha-chan, and Space Gojira-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560711
Giant Mice need big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560711
They're good for grinding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560725
Give them holst Cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560667
They actually aren't that rough or hard, so it shouldn't really be a problem. If she has the abilities of a gecko, she could also control the tiny little "hairs" in between them to make her feet either glide smoothly, or stick to you. Their feet are also self cleaning, so you wouldn't have to worry about a single speck of dirt on her soles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560667
>>14560672
Gecko toe lamellae are pretty soft and flexible, they'd just pleasantly drag along your dick one way, and smoothly glide the other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560148
I want a fairy dragon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560723
Which Mecha are you referring to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560148
Wonderland Centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560753
Yeah? Well that Tanuki's assets aren't worth liquidating, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560753
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560753
Get back in the oven Jewnuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560148
>>14560753
Yandere Hannya Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560753
Whoever this girl is, I want her as my boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560785
No you wouldn't. Stop thinking with your dick for once in your god damn life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560791
What difference would it make? HE'S PEA-BRAINED EITHER WAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560791
but my boner has made the best decisions I've made in my life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560798
Ice cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560791
Of all the things in my life, my boner has never betrayed me.

I trust my boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560791
Hey, he's probably got a shitty boss as it is. So he may as well go for a shitty boss that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

IT BEGINS
http://i.imgur.com/i3Z3OEB.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560818
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560818
Eggsalade.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560818
Can japanese artists even draw anything that isn't paizuri? I swear 99% of monster girl porn is just titfucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560588
>>14560592
>>14560607
It's just a different kind of an "ara ara"-type character than the motherly or sister type in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560842
Nothing wrong with titfucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560842
To be fair, Shire is made for titfucking.
Though I wouldn't object to seeing a picture of her on gelbooru with the tags
>sex
>hip_grab
>bouncing breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560848
There definitely is something wrong when you have to wait for doujins just to see monster girl porn that isn't exclusively titfucks.
Tits are great, but you can have too much of a good thing, eventually you're just gonna get sick of it.
Not to mention you generally don't even see most of a girl's body in titfuck pics. I really am starting to believe that Japs literally only care about tits and absolutely nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560848
Except for when Arekishi is concerned.
That nigga has 99 paizuri pics and 1 vaginal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560843
Understandable.

There are always Pharaohs, Vampires, and Dhampirs for Undead older sisters though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560862
Well, their women don't have big breasts as often. I imagine it's linked to the fact their soaplands can't do it properly so they wish and desire so strong they can't think of anything else.
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560861
I want to see hands-free titfucks more http://i.imgur.com/Z3jXCBK.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560874
Not to mention anything that isn't paizuri or vaginal, which just gets zero representation whatsoever, even in foreplay scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560883
You can improve any monster by giving them a chest like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560886
>anything that isn't paizuri or vaginal
???
Why would you even?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560818
There are so many interesting girls in that game, but I'll be damned if goat girl isn't making a name for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560818
What an incredibly lewd goat.

[Anonymous No.]

This just in clothed paizuri a best.

Clothed sex in general breddy durn good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560920
It definitely has its charms, though personally I like to see more skin with my paizuri
>Is that a fucking problem?!
Atually, yes. Yes it is. While I'm loathe to ever take the side of Ilias, she's right. Pepsi is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560920
Like perpendicular paizuri where the girl has the center of her shirt unbuttoned?
>a Ryu will never clasp together her secondary arms to give you a perpendicular titfuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560936
I want to fondle that fox's ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560920
Underneath a dhampir's top
making a hole in a holsts' top and releasing inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560955
Me too, that's what they're there for after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560753
>talking shit about my dick
time for violent hatefucking and making her bark like a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560940
>Secondary arms
That thread made me laugh a lot more than I have in a good while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560955
There are lots of things on that fox I want to fondle but her ears are shockingly high on the list.

Maybe I'm a pervert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560976
Yep.
Earfondling is only second to tail brushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561002
It's taken you this long to realize that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561002
>>14560955
Those ears are tiny though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561012
You don't even know how many countless hours I'd be willing to spend brushing my foxgirl waifu's tail(s). Which would then be followed by brushing her hair and molesting her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561002
We're all perverts here, believe me.

The things I would do to a manticore would put most folks to shame.

>>14561021
So?

>>14561023
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561021
Small ears are no big deal, they're still cute. It's small breasts that get more problematic, but there's no problem there.

>>14561027
>The things I would do to a manticore would put most folks to shame.
>I am big king pervert!
C'mon, guy. No need to brag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561034
Worst blue blaze.

Best panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561034
>Small breasts
>Problematic
Not when it comes foxes. Big or small, top-heavy or bottom-heavy, they're perfect no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561027
>The things I would do to a manticore would put most folks to shame.
Do tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561034
I want to be in a captive breeding program with that Panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561021
You call those ears big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561027
>>14561034
She needs big ears for more to play with though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561048
Easiest to say that theres a lot of holse on those girls to stick things in or down and If she doesn't have a hyper preg fetish then she's soon going to have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561050
Those ears are big but have no substance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561045
Problematic in that they're harder to show off and require a more specific body type to look good. You slap a pair of proportionately large breasts on anything and they'll look stonking great, but small breasts? Not so much. Take your image for example: small doesn't look as good in sweaters to me, that's almost strictly the domain of sweater puppies. Now, but her in a nice simple tank top and some shorts though...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561068
I question your taste if you think sweaters don't look good on small foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561034
I want to fuck that panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561072
>People just haven't realized it's new years yet, they're so busy
>I hope they're not working too hard
>Maybe I should have some sake here for when they arrive
>But I can't leave, someone might come at any moment
>Can't miss anybody
>I guess I can share if someone brings me some
>But I can't expect someone to do that
>...
>I bet everyone is having fun with their friends and family about now
>They'll come in new years day
>I'll have to tease any boys with hangovers asking me to get rid of them
>...
>...
>...
>Oh, it's snowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561077
Something more fitted maybe, but in that particular example it just looks lumpy without something more to fill it out. To each their own though.

>>14561083
Gonna have to teach her what fucking is, first.

Oh wait, monstergirls. Nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561072
You'd have more friends if you helped people with stuff Water Wurm.

Maybe water a garden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561034
Get that worst girl garbage out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561123
why are elves ears so sensitive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561104
I don't know, she's trying to make friends in California right now and we call her El Nino. That's not very nice. I mean, water wurm is hundreds of years old and Chinese, not some little Mexican boy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Titania onee-chan to calm my rage at people in the Internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561072
I'm going to visit Lonely Ryu every two weeks and give her a dozen cookies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561150
I want to make a titania rage on the internet until she flies to my house with a pout on her face to call me a big, dumb, stupid head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561088
>Oh, it's snowing.
Is that her version of the 'It's raining.' line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561154
But then she's going to get fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561115
Where the hell is my Bullet Hellhound.jpg when I need it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561162
What's the problem? It's not like she gets many visitors anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561159
Well, it doesn't rain in winter. But yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561172
But she's still got an image to maintain!
Besides, it's just going to go to her chest so that none of her bras fit.
well, that's what she'd say if she wore one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561171
I got you mate, I got that Jinko one too if you want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561158
You have to have been a real jerk for that to have happened. I imagine it'd be hard to make a Titania really mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561182
No one else is gonna see her "image"

Just cookie her shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561188
Isn't it obvious?
I'd tell her that Titania's make terrible mothers and wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561181
That's both sad and terrifying to think about
>Ryu sets up a shrine
>Good rainfall and crops for the area
>Winters are milder
>She starts to get up in years
>At first she stays hopeful
>But more and more of her attendants get husbands
>She remains single
>Reaches the CC birthday
>Starts to get depressed
>Rains more and more each year
>Winters get heavier snowfall
>Crops start to suffer from the constant rain
>Homes are buried under the snowfall
>Eventually the surrounding land is a swamp of depression
A lonely, single Ryu would be a walking natural disaster if she never got a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561184
>that Jinko one
Didn't know it existed. Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561194
Fine, but you have to to keep her company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561188
>Titania onee-chan will beat up your bullies in pure, unrestrained rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561088
I'd visit her with a bottle of Champagne and two glasses so we can celebrate together and discuss our cultures.
In the midst of it, I'd flirt with her and mention that Ryus were always my favorite dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561203
I'm going to delete this pretty quickly since this image caused a medium sized shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561181
>it doesn't rain in winter
Have you never gone below the snow line or something? I've only seen it SNOW in the winter here twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561197
That'll just make 'em try and prove you wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561200
I want a depressed Ryu to make herself my mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561214
No, I haven't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561204
Sure, OK. It's not like it's that hard to keep a fat Ryu company once a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561212
I'm triggered. Fucking tigers don't purr. Fucking flip-flop not knowing shit about my large cats REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561181
Bullshit. I live in Wisconsin, where the only two seasons are 'Winter' and 'Road Work'. Up until last weekend, it was in the 40s and raining. We just got snow here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561212
Well I both forgot that existed and seem to have not saved it. Thanks, though I'm going to do my best to not imagine how that situation came to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561219
They can try.

>>14561224
Just watch out if she gets clinging.
You don't want her to make the offer to 'keep you warm' now would she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561225
Anon you joke but people got pretty salty about the picture's subject matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561222
>Depressed ryu finds the first person to ever visit her shrine
>An abandoned baby boy, crying from the cold and hunger
>She takes him in and raises him herself
>When he gets older he goes out to play and brings back his friends
>Word spreads about the shrine
>Kids like to play there, and the ryu puts up with it while wearing a smile
>Actual visitors start coming
>The shrine flourishes
>And she is no longer depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561229
Well, I mean I guess it is kind of cold. But hey, what harm could it be to accept her offer? I mean, she's talking about starting a fire right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561230
The only thing .less ever posted in thread that actually made me salty was that Clare deep throat image. But that's because She's literally Wasted Potential: The Character.

Best ass, worst front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561237
Well, she would if they actually had things to burn.
I'm afraid she'd have to warm you up in a more....'physical' sense of the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561241
I think the real tragedy of that image are that those are probably some of the best breasts he's ever drawn. Assuming we're talking about the same deepthroat image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561245
I don't understand. Burning things is very much a physical way of warming things. Does she have an electric blanket or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561248
It's the one with the internal view of the dude's throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561241
The canon kekoldry and the vapid cunt of a hybrid it produced came not too long after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561252
Sorry anon.
She can't afford electricity at a temple with no worshipers.

Have you ever heard of a 'mashmallow hell'? She's read about it in some books and wants to try it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561262
B-But she's so big!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561266
And it's all...yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561262
Marshmallow hell? Is that like Chubby Bunny but with warm marshmallows? So she IS going to make a fire. Yeah, that'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561262
>Have you ever heard of a 'mashmallow hell'? She's read about it in some books and wants to try it out.
Those marshmallows better have some form of nourishment within them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561261
Eh, if that's what Bob wanted to do with his time more power to him. I prefer to ignore it rather than give it the attention that inflames the thread. That and if I really wanted to rustle jimmies there'd be a short of an Apophis and Pharaoh tr/u/e love somewhere out there with a bifurcated tongue and plenty of radical stereotype because of a guy writing from a female perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561277
Someone's getting instruction on how to love by a chubby ryu who only knows what she saw in books

>>14561278
They don't have it yet...but with a little work you may get a little something something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561253
Yeah, that's the one. Seriously like, amazing tits drawn for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561241
I actually liked Clare for a while, but it all went to shit pretty quickly.
I'd probably still let her do me in the butt though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561262
>mashmallow hell
But I'm not a filthy manlet and I like being able to breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561294
I feel like I've seen less draw better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561300
Don't worry anon, she just wants to wrap you up and plant you face first into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561304
No thanks, I can't stand hugs that aren't just quick greetings between good friends/family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561300
Whether you're a manlet or not doesn't matter when she's a mystical dragon that can coil entirely around your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561299
Found the alp, get the bats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561308
More importantly, what the fuck was in those cookies? That's a lot of girl to make big for you with just like two batches of baked goods a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561309
I'd rather punish an alp Dallas Genoard style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561309
I'd also let a Kraken stick a tentacle in my butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561309
H-Hey, come on. There's nothing wrong with Alps. They're cute, and cuddly, and you should date one. Ya know what I mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561316
You better nip this in the bud before it devolves into cancerous Alp ERP.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the appropriate method of execution for an alp? Hanging? Firing squad? Drawing and quartering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561316
>cuddly
Only after lots of dicking and going ara ara, before that they're just all elbows and knees bully bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561327
Headpats and gentle dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561327
Needs to be agonizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561327
My preferred method is a 360 noscope throwing knife. It makes her so salty when I pull that off, especially if it's the last kill of the game so the entire lobby gets to see.

[Anonymous No.]

Strong monster girls being completely dominated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561339
Go away Reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

Hoof Pussy Kingdom welcomes you.

...As soon as you finish that paperwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561316
Not while literally any other Succubus variant exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561327
Anal rape with condoms covered in sharp spikes.
Ironic punishments are the best punishments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561299
You're not alone in having liked her. Got really uncomfortable to read once MC started playing catcher for her.
Don't know if I'd go s far as you, but a handjob as I fucked her big cat butt wouldn't be out of the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561356
What paperwork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561361
You will never feel Clare's big fat cat ass bounce as you pound her from behind and give her a handy simultaneously until she musses up her apron

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561383
>>14561361
>>14561299
>>14561241
Faggots go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561383
/d/ please exit the premises, or return to TFT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561356
is this some kind of word trick to lure the unsuspecting?
Again?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561361
What I meant is, I don't dislike the idea of a futa cheshire, I just really hate the direction the story took. If she was just the heroine of a "boy and his perverted futa cheshire girlfriend" type story without cuckoldry shit, and wasn't written by Bob, I would probably quite like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561356
The one in the back still looks like she has a mustache

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561363
You know, to get through the border? Can't just let anyone in all willy nilly.

>>14561401
...What?

>>14561411
It's grass though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561356
>...As soon as you finish that paperwork.
I think we both know I don't need to do any paper work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561408
Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561408
>Cuckoldry
Was there more to the story that I didn't read? Because as far as I know, they agreed to share the MC and all settled down together.
>Wasn't written by Bob
Enough of that, he's done decent stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561405
Thanks for reminding me I'll never own that Holstaur pin/button thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561428
>dood

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561419
Nigga the MC (or Bobs self-insert as I should say) became a full third-wheel, and his wifes abomination daughter grew up to be a total cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561439
>even in fantasy bob is so beta that he gets kucked
What a horrid time to be a fat ugly chinese wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561327
1 gallon of holstaur milk laced with semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561428
Why not a nice pendant goyim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561391
>TFT having anything to do with /d/

>>14561447
>>14561439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDzdM53j41E

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561439
So I made the right choice to stop reading when it 'ended'. Good to know.
Just like how I can ignore all the yandere Laska stuff as not being real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561484
>>14561484
>Yandere/gire Laska
>Not her truest and purest form
>He wouldn't dick the daughteru and overplay his hand so she 'removed' scheduledog and proceeded to have rabid impregnation sex with him

[Anonymous No.]

Ninja Pussy Kingdom is the best Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561491
Except you can't find it without being invited. And the way to be invited is shrouded in secrecy. But they say if you say how much you want to fuck a certain type of kunoichi over and over, you can get in. Nobody has ever confirmed it however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561490
She's still a shitty character that exists in some faggots monsterboy/futa/3DPD-infested contemporary setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561481
Because as it seems they're only for flatties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561419
>He's done decent stories
It doesn't matter how many decent stories a reviled writefag like Bob or his shoulder tumor have done, they still have their reputations for a goddamned reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561499
Or you could disregard that crap about invitations and find it yourself, you'd probably get a huge reward if actually found it.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the fastest way to get a harem of stinky loser MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561544
easy go to a Monster Girl City anime convention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561544
Live in a pigsty.

All the devil bugs and Beelzebubs you can handle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561544
Be me. Don't bathe for a few days, drink, write half-thought out diddies on a paper and scribble pictures of dicks. Drink some more, bitch at /mgt/ because of one person out of like 100+.

Drink some more. Spend nights cold and unwanted, even by Devil Bugs. Leave the windows open in the off chance that a Yuki-Onna will permanently freeze my body because she's the only one who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561544
Flash your dick at a junkyard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561544
Cover your naked body in nachos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561544
Take a shotafication cookie and ask them for directions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561544
Play multiplayer games on PC and use your mic a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561544
It's an easy 5 steps program
1: Do not shower for a month in order to attract a Beelzebub
2: Make your house filthy to get invaded by Devil Bugs
3:Look through the sewers to find a Bubble Slime
4:Visit a swamp and procure yourself a Giant Slug
5:Enjoy the dirtiest, most shameful harem in existance

[Anonymous No.]

I want to completely crush and destroy any advances any monster girls makes towards me and stay completely alone in a world filled with them.

[Anonymous No.]

JOHJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561585
Whatever floats your boat Alpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561578

I wouldn't mind a slug or snail girl. They're pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561588
>Buy raid
>Spray devil bugs with it
>Receive devil bugs masturbating and twitching all over the kitchen floor
>It doesn't kill them

Sabbath brand pesticides, never again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561578
How do I get the most despicable and disgusting monster of them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561601
That's why you just have to stomp on them, it's messy but it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561613
Have no standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561613
Gold, diamond rings, and lots of bling.

That'll get you a 3DPD girl...for about a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561617
Do I call them disgusting perverts for getting off to my feet while I'm stepping on them, though? Where do I step on them exactly so they'll feel it the most? Does it work better if their clothes are on or off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561625
Anon I think you just described a Dragon girl instead. Hell if you just replace that crap about jewlry with a big dick and you basically summed up 99% of all monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561578
Don't forget

6: Don't wipe ass for a week, get the most shameful, depraved Akaname willing to tongue punch your fartbox for free just like certain custodians

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561544
Just type "F2P MMORPG" in search, follow the first link, get the game, enter any server and start posting in a chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561642
Jewelry*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561642
Nah. Stuff like that will get a dragon to stick with you for life.

[Anonymous No.]

FROSTED RAPES

MONKEY BUTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561633
Anon I'm talking about straight up curb stomping them. Monster girls don't learn through pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561601

It's written Insect Aphrodisiac not Pesticide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561653
Ded series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561650
Yeah anon, sure. She totally won't rob you blind the second she can and leave you to die by bloodthirsty wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561653
I never understood why she was maximum horny against MC-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561666
Why would she?

[Anonymous No.]

What would life in an Undead Kingdom be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561690
spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561690
As quiet as the grave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561690
Castlevania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561690
Unfunny, not scary at all and completely boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561690
Ever talk to a corpse?

It's boring!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561703
>you will never live in a huge almost-sentient castle with your Vampire motheru

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561690
I'm sure a number of the girls will have a bone to pick with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561665
Not anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561717
Alucard actually said the castle was a creature of chaos.

It's also pretty much alive in Lords of Shadow 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561690
Like being milked dry by a horde of undead one moment and drinking tea with their Wight or Lich master the next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561717
Oh thanks god, having to live in a castle with a layout from Castlevania would wear at my patience so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Rachnera's old design...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561765
EMG is fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561769
It is, but at least the girls' designs used to be pretty good. Then even that got fucked up.
Rachnera having human legs will never not piss me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561765
She has a new design?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561740
LoS2 was also a total clusterfuck. Though, still.
>you will never accidentally awaken the Chaos that has long since remained dormant in your mothers castle
>it will never go yandere for you and attempt to kill your mother in an attempt to regain power over the castle, and remove a competitor for your affections
>you will never then proceed to cheese her by whacking her with your Claim Solais, and get tenderly momdommed by your Vampire mom after the deed is done

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561751
Teleporters, elevators, and maps would simplify things pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561771
>Rachnera having human legs
Oh man it's the biggest part that I didn't like about that's gone? Thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561775
>>14561771

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOHo1_RJQvE

There is only one Chaos I recognize, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561792
Pff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561771
>Rachnera having human legs
Sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561789
Oh I like that, that looks really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561789
Literally perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561810
>>14561815

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561799
Fucking Square had to make him the best character in both versions of Dissidia.

Voiced by Wakamoto Norio in JP, Keith David in NA/EU.

Like what the fuck are they trying to do, make me Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561789
>filename

Read that as "Human Reich" for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561789
Looks like something alps would love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561823
Cute, If only her personality wasn't fucking garbage and she wasn't a dyke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561828
Alps love things that look like men though, and no one posted a picture of your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561841
Well, you know what you love so I guess you are right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561690
Mediocre if how they treat PoW is any indication of what's life is like there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561835
Just accept her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561825
Heil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561861
I want to take Rachnee to a Renaissance fair and ride her like a mount!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561861
I would but her personality is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561870
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561861
Only if she would accept me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561895
If the cuckold part of the deal is gone then I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561907
She is a human now, so is double the cuckold.

[Anonymous No.]

Wife celebrating the new year.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561929
What a lovely style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561929
She doesn't look very hyped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561939
Can you blame her considering how 2015 went?

[Anonymous No.]

Happy belated New years anons!

Have a mofu ( not mine).

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561928
Eh I figured, into the trash she goes.

[Anonymous No.]

shogoth foxes?
It's over now guys!

[Anonymous No.]

The megane hellhound from several threads ago was very cute. I liked her a lot.

Someone should do a similar thing moe-ifying a species with a ferocious disposition for Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561998
Time to buy some cyanide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561999
>Implying there aren't a bunch of moe Ushi-Oni images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561999
But they have, many times. How new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Grow up with a fox girl .
You spend a lot of time with her until she goes off to academ college.
She goes off and disappears for 6 years and returns to see you

She is now a lower level Dark fox goddess.


I think I would be fine with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562037

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562009
Fox women in side tie panties are a miracle of the universe !

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561490
Now I want to read the original

[Anonymous No.]

>spamming mofu
That's so last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562054
Then post monkey butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562065
I wish we had a substantial amount of monkey butt though.
There will probably be a ton of 2016 monkeygirls as the days go on thankfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562037
>Foxgirl
>Demon horns
>Blue hair/fur highlights
This seems like some OC tier stuff, and yet I feel the urge to dick it. Where's she from?

[Anonymous No.]

FInally it's cold out.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never pin one of the beheaded cainhurst ghosts to a table after clearing the room, lift her legs up around your hips, rest her head on her breasts and pound her into leglocking ahegao so hard she drains your cum echos
>You'll never do it every time you farm the place like you're Musashi, each time coming across her, shyly waiting in her ghost state for you to clear the room and give the two of you some privacy, moans of a different kind echoing out across the castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14560167
Anyone imgur'd this? or knows the artist so I can search it. Hate missing art I haven't seen before

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562115
Now that's a way to sexualize Bloodborne enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

Massive
Monkey
Mammaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562129
What do you mean? Those slutty screamers are already sexual as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562115
>Fucking monster scum
>Not staying pure for Eileen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562132
What do big-tittied Kakuens do with their chests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562135
Nigga they sound like banshees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562139
Roughly grope them so they can seduce men and use them as bragging rights when getting into fights with other Kakuens.

[Anonymous No.]

At least go for Undead Centaurs who brought you to Cainhurst.

They are some hard working ladies that can walk on water and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562137
>A bleeding heart for the bleeding hunter
Sure her fire burns bright, but it burns fast too. Those Cainhurst cuties will never leave you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562037
I think it would only be fair to help her become a greater dark fox goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562086
They are called Dark gods. in japan they are gods not demons.
They are usually always a fox woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562143
>Sound like
They are banshees. And it only makes my dick harder. Now if only they were part elf too

[Anonymous No.]

>feel when you will never knot a rathian (from monster hunter 4 ultimate)
why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562139
Boob hat.

Also tackling a guy from behind so that their breasts can squish against his back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562144
>an oppai loli kakuen will never ride your shoulders as she rests her breasts on your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562163
Don't forget that she'll be napping there with a dopey smile on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562152
They are still Fox Goddesses , It is just they use darker magics and have a pair of horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562146
Sorry anon, Eileen is much better than those ghost harlots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562086
I think shes the oc of some foxanon guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562156
I don't believe BB has any Elf equivalents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562172
Look I love me some crow, don't get me wrong. It's just that those tall, leggy, seed spirits call to me, y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562124
It's in the archives, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562173
Nah, she's just some Pixiv artists OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562178
Yes anon, I understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562166
I want to use her breasts as a dick sleeve as she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562192
Just hope you're prepared for her to start sucking it in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562200
I'd suckle her nipples in kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562191
And, I mean, the headless ones are so timid and helpless, get them alone as asides from binding you for a second, all they can do is back away. Makes you wanna protect them and give them the dick, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562203
Silly Anon.

Nothing's going to come out!

[Anonymous No.]

Year of the Space Monkeys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562211
Didn't Plague retool their designs into catgirls for some thing he's doing on /tg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562204
That does put me into a protecting mood anon, but I'd rather slaughter murderous hunters with Eileen.

I'd also like to fucking save her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562208
If they're inverted, it must mean that they contain something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562159
>Not a real dragon
>Usually brings her fuckboi Rathalos
>Poisonous
>Vinyl record spin so you don't touch her
>Flying away so you won't tough her
>That fucking flip attack, over and over and over
If you're going to bust one in a Monster Hunter girl, at least pick a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562217
Yes and I still like them better as saiyans

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562217
Yep, Space Cats.

[Anonymous No.]

Here, have a /crabmangame ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562221
>replying
What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking mongoloid? That guys bait hasn't been posted since march.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562219
Who knows?
You'd need to fish them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562218
>Spoiler
I know, right? What a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562228
>blonde ryu

Well, thats a first.
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562234
I just felt like a fucking idiot just standing there while she bleeds to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562231
To be fair, several people have admitted to wanting to fuck MH girls her before, though 'knot' should have tipped me off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562242
Either way you're a damned retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562243
Shit girl from a shit series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562242
>"GAOOOOOO!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562237
Especially when you have enough blood vials to let her run a bath full of it. Like, really? Are you sure this isn't enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562254
I guess the Devs just love making waifufags suffer, just like with not being able to prevent the Maiden dying in Demon's

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562249
Trolling won't save you, old man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562228
Golden Ryu.

>>14562236
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.]

Goat girl is GOAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562252
Cockatrice's cousin looks really weird.
I don't have any of the cockatrice sketches that haven't been posted. Somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, I almost missed this christmas wife asutora had done

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562180
I must be a moron because I can't find this particular thread in the archives...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562280
>implying sports centaur isn't more GOAT than goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562297
Too bad she has a horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562280
Capra footjobs when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562290
The archive is just two clicks away, at least install 4chanX.
>>/jp/thread/14557517#p14560167

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562304
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562297
>>14562304
>>14562325
Does anyone have the imgur link where these are all posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562342
http://imgur.com/a/FBrtS

I'm gonna update it tomorrow morning, probably. Just touching all these girls so I can get their CGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562344
>Just touching all these girls
Ehehehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562344
So does this game actually ever show anything, or are they just going to keep covering up and implying. I want to see one of there girls sprawled out on a bed waiting for Darling at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562344
>Just touching all these girls
Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562354
No, it's for cocktease purposes only, although there's plenty of hands-on-breasts and you ARE technically rubbing them all over their bodies for hours on end. Just use your imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562352
>>14562356
Well, I mean, you HAVE to touch them.

Repeatedly. In their weak spots. While hearts fly out of them and they make lewd faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW OG undead waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562361
>Starts by doing H one-shots
>Full manga tones bact to just tits & covered bits
>Game is straight teasing
It's like he's getting tamer the more popular his stuff becomes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562242
I wonder how a harpy version of this would look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562366
Your wife is very plain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562382
Guan Yu-tier eyebrows for certain.

[Anonymous No.]

Warrior Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562413
Prime romancing material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562413
Are archers warriors, or are they sissy stick shooters that couldn't take a smack to the ass?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I need help.

That bully, the hellhound delinquent from class, started forcibly pulling me with her to a certain secluded spot on campus and made me perform sexual favors for her.

She told me not to tell anybody, she said she "Needed help." Not wanting to deny her for multiple reasons, I accepted. Slowly, she lifter her skirt and revealed to me her panties (black lace) under which, a faint red glow could be seen. After pulling them off for her as instructed, I was met with quite the sight.

Her huge, engorged, and glowing clit, staring me in the face. It looked akin to something like a Christmas light (see picture, not to same scale). She told me to "Y-You know, do what you g-gotta do" in a hesitant voice. I had no idea what to do either, so I decided to do what I heard the women liked and began to suck and bite it. She started moaning and "wanwan"ing before shoving my head further into her crotch and squeezing my head between her extremely warm thighs. This however felt really good when compared to the winter chill which surrounded us both.

That's just one example. I don't know what to do should this continue. Do any of you have possible advice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562285
Cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562426
Make her start paying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562424
As long as someone besides me is bullied in the mercenary band I join, I don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562424
Well archers usually had to be pretty muscular in order to properly shoot an arrow and they would most likely need to have some sword training to defend themselves in close quarters, so yes anon they are warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562447
I want to tease the Elf Archer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562289
I want a Gazer wrapped in ribbons as my Christmas present next year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562426
... Continue. So we can, um, help. You.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have intellectual discourse with an educated Lilim. And then let her have slow and tender intercourse with me until she is satisfied in mind and body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562471
I want a Lilim to snatch me up and take me to her home to rape me, only for me to reach up and hug her.
I want to see how she reacts to affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562424
Depends on the culture and time period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562426
She is in a state called Estrus as a result of natural processes. These behaviors will continue and likely increase in frequency and intensity as her condition progresses. It will eventually end on it's own, but for a Hellhound that could take up to a month. If you wish to shorten its duration the only way to do so is to impregnate her. I suggest you do so, as her current state could be fatal (for you) if left to run its course naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562502
Can he just dick her with condoms on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562507
That's utterly inhumane, I wouldn't even wish that on alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562507
>14562507
>condoms
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD. CONDOMS ARE HERESY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562508
>>14562509
Umm.. They're to young to have kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562509
But I want to bang all 100+ Monster Girl at least once, I don't want to have the responsibility of raising all those daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562515
>But I want to bang all 100+ Monster Girl
Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, gotta fuck 'em all! Gotta fuck 'em all, Deadbeat Dad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562514
>kids
As if having unprotected sex ten times a day is enough to get an MG knocked up. Probably takes about thirty times a day to do that.
>>14562515
Be a man and take responsibility for your daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562517
You're not a Deadbeat Dad if you never impregnate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562517
The Dhampir daughterus will be the worst, 100% chuuni, only thinking about finding her dad, and defeating anyone in her way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562515
Just get a doppelganger girlfriend, I'm sure she'd be open to that sort of thing. They can perfectly replicate any girl you'd want to fuck, and you don't need to worry about impregnating anyone you don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562471
I want to be the son of a Lilim's close aid.

I want to coincidentally be in a large frontier town when it is captured in a surprise invasion by a rival monster faction.

I want to go missing, with my parents presumed dead in looting and pillage.

I want to be liberated 3 years later, when the Lilim's forces finally rout the invaders and overrun their encampment.

I want them to find me and the others like myself in a tent at the center of the encampment, tied to a cot naked, badly injured, and wracked by disease.

I want the Lilim to be brought to the tent to see the enemy's crimes with her own eyes, only to recognize me by my spirit energy.

I want her to hold me and weep, and order the enemy prisoners flayed alive, and curse the fallen for their easy escape.

I want (insert tender healing story)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562426
This is pretty stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562515
Fuck them once? I'm not sure how potent semen is in MGE

>>14562517
Now you have to do the MG version opening theme of Pokemon

>>14562518
You know what. I have read enough smut to tell me they are safe with unprotected sex.
>OP fathers a hellhound daughteru at the age of 15

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562507
Literally the most disgusting post I've ever seen in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562541
So.. I win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562523
But fucking MG with protection is WORSE than being a deadbeat father! Be man, knock them up, and then take responsibility! Hell, go about this in the right order and they can help you get the resources to care for all 100+ daughterus anyway.

>>14562527
The large mice might be worse, what with constantly trying to rape you almost straight out of the womb and all. Or the heckpups. Literally no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562517
You mock me now, but when I write a detailed guide describing in graphic detail what sex is like with each species of Monster Girl, you will thank me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562535
>monstergirls killing people
>lilims killing anyone and not just raping them until they're mindless
>all those wants and not even a single mention of a small dick

Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562548
So you're going to be like Sukiru Ikeda from TFT and write god awful self insert stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562547
All the beast Monster Girls will have their offspring in litters.

Hundreds of Mouse Daughterus who grow up to be rough delinquents, because they never knew their father, taking out their frustrations on some poor man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562549
>first two
What can I say, I prefer a canon slightly more grounded in realism. It makes things more interesting, if not necessarily more pleasant.
>last one
Pardon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562547
Any sane man would refuse to fuck all of those monster girls with a condom.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please consider signing up with a MG mercenary band or two?
You don't even need to fight, they have plenty of positions open for extra soldiers, cooks, janitors, maintenance staff, pleasure boys, medical personnel and more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562562
I hate fighting and the outdoors.

[Anonymous No.]

Always fuck a monster girl with a condom, it's safe and that way you don't have to ruin your life thanks to some woman and a shitty kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562562
A Cook sounds cool. I could make spicy things for the Salamanders and Hellhounds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562562
>signing up with a MG mercenary band
Now I want a CYOA about MG mercenary bands.

Can anyone make this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562556
>Someone knocking up a poor mouse and skipping town
The filthiest of human beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562558
>What can I say, I prefer a canon slightly more grounded in realism.
The setting in general is about monstergirls who want sex more than anything. Killing potential partners would probably be disgusting or unthinkable to them. Women could be fair game if you wanted to take the concept and make it darker I suppose.
>It makes things more interesting, if not necessarily more pleasant.
Yes and no, depending on how well it's done.
>Pardon
Some guy posts a mini greentext every thread about wanting a monstergirl to laugh at his small cock. It's got to the point where I just expect any group of sentences starting with "I want a..." to end up talking about micropenises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562569
The way to a Hellhound's heart, is through her raging furnace of a stomach!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562567
Then be a cook!
The girls would love nothing more than to come back to a hearty meal!

>>14562569
Exactly!
An army marches on it's stomach and monster girls are no exception, although you may want to watch out if the grizzled ignis sergeant from one of the squads challenges you to a chili competition.

I hear that ti lets humans breathe fire.

>>14562572
CYOA's are not an option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562562
>Instead, please consider signing up with a MG mercenary band or two?
Fuck off, I'm not picking up a weapon or assisting anyone in doing so unless it's a cause I believe in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562562
How would they feel about hiring a pacifist healer for medical support?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562577
I'd probably end up being attacked anyway, and I don't like being on the move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562580
Really?
But Anon, you're already a demon!
Surely there is a legend you can follow!

>>14562581
Ok, not everyone needs to go out and fight.
Besides, the old holst doctor could use another assistant.

>>14562584
Then work in their corporate office handling finances!
You act like they put their accountants on the front lines.

I mean, there was the one tanuki but she was the exception and not the rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562589
I'm awful at math and finances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562574
>The setting in general is about monstergirls who want sex more than anything
I know, that's why I said I prefer a canon slightly more grounded in realism, i.e. a different/modified setting. The standard one is alright too, I just have more fun with it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562577
>CYOA's are not an option.

I would be fun!

A wealthy Tanuki hires you to assemble a team for a job. You can choose which job to do but each job has a prerequisite and the payout varies depending on the difficulty.

You now have to look for your teammates, mostly MGs but there are some paladin girls and human boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562591
Then what are you good at?
If you're just a useless lump then you could be a nice stress relieve for them.

I imagine that quite a few would like to take charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562596
I'd rather not do anything with them at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562589
>the old holst doctor could use another assistant
Wonderful, I'm very good at suckles.

Stitches. I said stitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562589
>Really?
>But Anon, you're already a demon!
>Surely there is a legend you can follow!

No, and once again fuck off. Mercenaries are just opportunists who make a living off the suffering of others. If I wanted to be a heartless cunt like that I'd just be a lawyer, and get better pay for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562593
Sounds too much like monster girl Shadow Run.

Which would be fun as shit but I don't want to run against any of the corps.
I hear the dragon run ones will eat you if you do enough damage.

>>14562598
Ok then, just please don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562577
That chili sounds a bit painful, I'm not sure I'm up for it.

Now, Minotaurs eat meat don't they? I have a feeling they can eat as much as 5 men, so I'm going to need to talk to the quartermaster for enough supplies, or maybe get some of the party to hunt things for me.

The Centaurs are vegetarians, so bowls of salad for them, also big portions.

Do Dhampirs drink blood? Or is that against their religion or whatever. Either way, I guess I can give a bit of my own and season it, whatever floats their boat.

And for the Mice, grilled cheese on toast.

Who else is in this party?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never eat your waifu's dorito and drink her dew

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get in a bar fight in the roughest bar in MGC yet come out completely unharmed and victorious because your great grandfather dumping all his points into luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562562

What does a pleasure boy do?

I don't want to be a whore, but I can give mean massages and lend a ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562600
Good to hear.
Just be sure to help her if she looses her glasses.
She can't see as well without them.


>>14562603
You name it, they got it.
Even got a muscled lilim that signed up, although most folks believe she's just there to get back at mom for something.

>>14562607
Massages, pleasant chats, the occasional fling, or an extra seat at the table when the cards are played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562607
All those Monster Girls build up a lot of stress and sexual frustration. They need to vent, it's your job to help them with that, it might just be a sensual massage, or they might ride you until the sun rises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562618
So just a whore then, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562452
She'll fuck you up big, son. that knife ear can kill a man a hundred and fifty ways with her thighs alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562617
>You name it, they got it.
Even got a muscled lilim that signed up, although most folks believe she's just there to get back at mom for something.

Oh boy, I'm gonna have a long grocery list...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562625
What else could a man be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562631
Something worthwhile instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562628
Really? Interesting.

I suppose she can do other things with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562629
That doesn't even factor in needing blood for the vampires (Chilled to perfection and in their favorite types), the other undead needing mana crystals, that one himedere golem who demands to drink a rare grade of mineral fluid after a mission, and all the plant girls.

You've got a lot of work ahead of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562635
Pffffttttt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562562
A cook for rough MG soldiers? Well, this seems fun. I'd be a poor chef though, would they be patient and teach me the secrets of their homeland's cooking so I can eventually reach the height of culinary prowess and make muscled MGs moan just with what I've put on their plates?
I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562643
Oh come on, what kind of a response is that?
Practically anything is more worthwhile than being a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562650
But all men are whores at heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562639
>himedere golem
This is getting a bit too silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562653
Maybe you are faggot, but I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562653
Well you might be, but some of us have a fraction of self respect left in us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562646
tfw you accidentally spill an Oni Swordswoman's sake and she lifts you up by the scruff of your apron, giving you one and only one warning: That the next time you spill her sake, she's going to use you as a training dummy.

Mercenary Monster Girls are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562666
A sexual training dummy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562666
Well sure, they're scary, but they need someone to cook for em right? May as well be a cute boy with a bright smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562715
But cute boys with bright smiles always end up getting hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562719
How does that happen? Where? Is it in the heart or the dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562723
Both, the world is too cruel for men like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562725
Well, I suppose he'd have to leave and settle in a quiet town instead. Become a cook for a restaurant and attract lots of business with his skills, and get tenderly healed by a family of were-cats.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pull an alp's hot pants down and see what she wears underneath them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562771
>She doesn't swear anything underneath
>She starts covering her face in embarrassment and complaining that she can never get married now
Was this part of your plan? You better take responsibility anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562771
A penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562773
That's a lewd alp. I'll take it, but we're going lingerie shopping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562776
But how would an alp glue a dildo there of all places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562779
I'm guessing he means it was actually an arch alp and she's using freaky sex portal magic to put your penis inside her without mounting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562780
Kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562771
Choose your target carefully, because if you accidentally do that to a Succubus you can expect at the very least 10 hours of continuous rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562289
Why is she so sad all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

Yuki-Onna daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

Yuki-Onna daughterus. Forgot the pic

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else doing the monmusu online event? The stretch from 50 to 100 clears with only one prize is going to drive me mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562786
>Succubi abusing polymorph and adopting the traditional alp uniform to trick the alpfuckers

That's a line that must never be crossed. Next thing you know the alps will start dressing as regular succubi to fool the normies who won't know any better, and soon enough the whole pool of succubus waifus will be poisoned by paranoia that the semen demon you're dating is harboring a terrible secret.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to squeeze a big fat undead butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562819
I wanna put some meat on those bones.

I want to ask her how many times she's heard that joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562812
Talking of polymorphing, that shit could be terrifying.

Like what about a Weresheep that polymorphs to hide her monstrous appearance? She could get in nice and close without ever being suspected until it was too late and her wool was already doing it's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562795
>10 minutes into Amazon Prime Instant Streaming and CHILL

[Anonymous No.]

>>14561589
That's not Alpie, Alpie wants to be pegged by a Black Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562838
>imblyings she wouldn't throw him in an acid tub after getting around of his story with one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562848
>after getting around of his story with one
How do I into English?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562851
Hell if I know m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562857
No, seriously, what does that sentence mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562471
That spadetail is decently thick but a bit short, 7/10 that's the best I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562863
means the moment she reads it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562874
Oh. But that was a cute story, why would she be mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562879
Not enough mice, 9/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562884
But there was going to be, wasn't there? Also why would a Dragon want to read about Meeces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562888
Just poking fun at it.
And getting deja vu. Weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562894
Deja vu?
That's an Alaskan Field Maus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562879
It's probably okay in sense of 'cuteness' but hardly as much in quality, especially dialogues and overall plot coherence.
Has it even been finished? Not surprised if it hasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562901
>Alaskan Field Maus!
You have aroused my interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562821
That's pretty devious, but it's not as scary as kesaran-weresheep fusions. Their spore-wool is terrifyingly potent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562902
Of course it wasn't finished, nothing was finished.
>overall plot coherence
You're not actually being serious, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562904
It's just another MEME, Jack.
The Deja Vu mission from MGSV: Ground Zeroes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562908
Then what am I supposed to do with this erection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562913
Try to imagine hiding from Dire Wolves and Wendigos in an igloo you and an Alaskan Field Maus built and then "sharing your body heat" with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562915
I'll be in my bunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562918
Good man, Agent Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have munchy sex with a Rusalka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562929
Well I want to break the cycle of dark and light and usher in a new era while gitting gud with a Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562929
gas all masochists

[Anonymous No.]

Due to you having a dragon motheru your daughteru with your waifu is now part dragon part her mother species. What monstrosity against Darwinism have you spawned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563078
>monster girls giving birth to monster boys
>monster boys inbreeding with monster girls
>creating hybrids outside their species rather than just not being compatible from a mating standpoint
>anon in charge of not being SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Sterility or bust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563078
Well, a dragomantis... mantigon? Except she isn't a monstrosity against Darwinism, she's an ode to it.
>all that killing prowess

>>14563085
Come on, it's just a hypothetical thought to fool around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563085
Did I say you were a monster boy? Point out where I said you were a monster boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563093
>dragon motheru
>boy born from monster girl
>not a monster boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563109
But he's 100% human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563085
Image source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563125
http://exhentai.org/g/888674/43ee0b5631/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563125
http://exhentai.org/g/888529/8b115b34fd/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563131
You're still at it, my evil twin?

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A GRANBLUE AND WHY IS IT SUDDENLY EVERYWHERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563130
The fuck is "low shotacon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563142
>suddenly
It's only THE biggest and best fantasy mobage in Japan, anon-kun.

tl;dr tactical JRPG browser-mobile game with cute boys, hot babes and buff hunks with character design and music from people of JRPG infamy (the good kind)

one of the races called the Dorafs is comprised of big buff cow-men and shortstacks with huge tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563152
>one of the races called the Dorafs is comprised of big buff cow-men and shortstacks with huge tits
Sounds fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563152
it also has an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563160
Are you gay, son?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563182
Damn she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563189
>-4 STR, +1 CH

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563161
And a yandere lesbian, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563182
Dammit, I thought that girl looked alright but now you've ruined her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563109
I guess when a white man fucks a black woman all the kids pop out 100% black.
Nope, genetics be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>Abandoned as a baby, you're found by an Echidna
>She and her husband take you in and raise you with their daughters
>End up especially attached to your Arachne older sister, to the point where nobody could get you to sleep if you weren't tucked into a sleeping bag of her web
>Eventually it just became a given thing that no one really paid any mind to
>Grow up and head off to college
>Can't sleep worth a damn
>Toss and turn all night, end up getting barely any rest
>It's only been a week and you're already shuffling around like a zombie
>Your mother calls you to check up on you and notices right away
>Assure her that you're fine, just getting used to living away from home
>A package turns up for you a couple days later, it's pretty big
>You open it up and it's a sleeping bag made out of spider web
>Sleep like the dead every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563233
I can't relate to this because I hate spiders and sleeping in anything remotely silky is absolutely uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563113
>anon in charge of understanding genetics

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563189
ThisIsMyFetish.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you support animal rape and abuse, /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563266
Because nobody cares about what PETA says anymore.
And because werecats are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563266
'Coz maybe if we bang cats and dogs hard enough we'd actually get Cait and Cu Siths. That would be a reassuring start, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563245
When have MGs ever followed genetics.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be bullied by a petite foxgirl at the peak of her estrus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563421
Excellent taste.

[Anonymous No.]

ded thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563604
Just a little dead.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna hold hands with a paladin waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

I've got the best idea to get away from monster girls.
the only question is how do I achieve it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563632
But humans are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563634
Sign up for a suicide trip to Mars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563233
Fuck man, that kid must have so many onee-sans of varying species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563604
This thread is always dead lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563641
singing up would mean there would be some time between the singing and you getting on the ship.

Would the MGs that want you get way more aggressive to keep you on earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563653
>Would the MGs that want you get way more aggressive to keep you on earth?
That or sign up for the same thing. Imagine a yandere monster girl wanting to be the adam and eve of mars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563653
An alternative would be stowing away on the next space shuttle launch and hiding in the cargo bay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562463
I already got wife in ribbons for Christmas, wonderfully so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562879
>>14562902
>>14562906
>Black Dragon reads Alpie's story
>How instead of being full on Chaotic Evil and feared, she's antiseptic saliva waifu
>Essentially making her out to be a female lizard
>Alpie's face when a forboding dread aura
>Alpie's heart skipping a beat when Black Dragon puts her tail in-between her legs and shows off the cruel blade tip of its end
>Alpie's face when she says "Bite the pillow, fuckboy. I'm going in dry."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563182
Granblue is full of good shortstacks, with Narumeia providing a great example of what a short succubus might look like.
Just tell me for a moment you wouldn't want to fuck a woman you could use as a cockholster fannypack. I won't believe you.
Just imagine her hanging on to a pole or ledge as you gripped her hips and railed on, her legs swinging without the feet touching the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14562607
>lend a ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563690
How hard is Granblue to play if you can't read moon? I wanted to play before for the iM@S collabs but I was afraid to try.

[Anonymous No.]

Updated art for old profiles fucking when?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw 222 C89 uploaded
>no cheshire
>no monstergirls
;_;
I guess girls in granblue fantasy can be considered mgs

At least based Asanagi is already translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563665
>>14563666
that sounds like a movie ending scare is coming.

>Finally escape planet on shuttle.
>Breath a sigh of relief as you leave earth, thinking its all over now.
>Hear heavy breathing from behind you.
>"Now I have you all to myself"
>Turn around and scream

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563704
He'd just manage to make them worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563704
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563617
>itty bitty atrophy arms
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563704
fucking never
which is why I when to the drawthreads of echidna art and failed miserably

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563704
When you make them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563690
>You will never do a standing variation of that picture to a shortstack Kikimora
>Distending her stomach with your massive girth as her legs go to heaven and you fill her to the brim with baby batter
>TFW wake up the next morning with her being the little spoon on your bed, 'awawawa'ing when one of the subordinate maids sees her laying there
>Gets dressed, tells you to be ready for breakfast in half an hour before she suddenly hunches over, gripping her hips
>TFW you will never have fucked your maid so roughly and vigorously that even with MAMANO MANA her hips are sore from getting all that loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563189
Some one really needs to draw up a continuance where she takes up her mother's arms, and goes to fight her father, only to have the same thing happen to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563706
Most of these doujins have been ridiculously disappointing. Even the Kancolle ones have been way worse than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563715
you mean you are the cause of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563731
Would write it only because every male dragon needs to be Benedict Cumberbatch. Every one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563704
He will do them for game release. So 2017-18

[Anonymous No.]

>systematically reading through writefag repository
>come to story tagged zombie-to-wight
>mitebcool

>undead army invades city
>drag women and girls kicking and screaming out into street
>kill them in front of their male relatives
>throw them onto corpsewagon
>haul off into the night
>turn up next day as mindless zombies, no sign of former personality

Fucking hell sign me up for the Order and give me a sword, I need to kill monsters fast and bullets are too slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563746
That's not even the edgiest story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563708
A few ways to fix this:
>Grab hold tight of something and open the airlock
>Die from lack of oxygen due to stowing away in the cargo bay
>Intentionally causing a second Challenger accident

Yeah, two (or all, if she decides to hang on to you) of them do end in an untimely death, but the original plan was a suicide trip to Mars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563706
>No Cheshire
>No Lizard girl twins
>No Ahobaka femdom
>No red Oni
>No plant girl corruption
All the uploaders are in a rush to get praised for scanning boats, granblue and fujoshit material.

With any luck those 5 will be uploaded in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563746
That sounds like something MachineAnon would've written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563746
I know which one is that. I liked it a lot.

>>14563759
You know is that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563421
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563730
Delicious.
Now if only I could do this with a Kakuen or Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563750
>>14563763

God damn, the MC is such an asshole, too. Oh, you're happy with your qt wight waifu? The one who doesn't fucking remember anything about her life as a human? The one who you know used to be a woman from your city? Yeah, I bet her family is fucking ecstatic for your happy marriage, you unbelievable piece of shit. That's only their fucking daughter who doesn't even fucking know who they are anymore.

Oh hurr durr everything turned out pretty great, huh? Tell that to your fucking next door neighbor. Were you too busy dicking the dead girl to notice that only his wife was returned to him? That it's been six fucking years since he saw his daughter, and that his last memory of her is a zombie running a sword through her chest as she screamed at the sight of her mother's corpse?

Ffffffuuuuuuuuck, I need to cleave and smite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563771
Nice, I don't believe I've seen this one before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563776
im with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563731
That sounds pretty hot.

>>14563740
Doubly so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563776
>womyn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563189
>>14563257
>>14563731
>>14563783
>Beastealityfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563781
we need a mg version of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563776
Who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563792
>bestiality
Don't think it applies in imaginary creatures, pal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563792
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563189
>>14563731

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563777
thanks, still trying to get a little faster but I once again spent too much time on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563802
Not on /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563807
Ah, so you're the fellow that drew the Khepris the other day.
I look forward to seeing more of your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563781
Oh Sanger, you would be the best paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563792
Learn to spell anon, then people might take your concerns seriously.

>>14563809
>Implying /d/ is into anything besides diapers and futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563798
Not everyone wants to be undead.
5 billion years is too long for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563798
You're on the list, bitchtits. Divine justice awaits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563803
>abloo bloo
Wow the whiny nerds are out in force tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563823
>Divine justice awaits.
A legion of LARPers with foam weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563783
"What an arrogant welp you are. Claiming some blood ties to me in order to garner mercy, surely you do not think me a fool, do you?"

"No."

"No, indeed. Ahhhh. Let me see your face, I remember now. The Knightess on the mountain. Tell me, why did a mother send her spawn to trifle with her dirty work? Was she so full of shame over our last encounter that she couldn't face me again?"

"My mother is dead. Consumption. My father left us when I was merely a babe. I may have your blood in my veins, but you are not my Father. You are just a despicable flying lizard who raped a maiden."

"Such bold words. It sounds like you've made your mind. Very well. Throw away your fears and face me head on!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563832
Fuck off Shoggocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14563802
Not on /tg/

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You kids done being dumb?

There's rape to be had.

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>>14563841
No wonder the thread is so shit.

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>>14563690
Narumeia is actually character correct? Because every time I search for vids of the game I can't find her.

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>>14563849
Except /tg/ went to shit when they ding dong bannu'd /wst/ just like /a/ did to us

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>>14563849
Door's right there

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>>14563855
Yes Narumeia is the character. If you're looking in gelbooru and shit, try narumeia_(granblue fantasy) for the tag.

She's an SSR which means you have like a 0.0003% chance to get her and a 3% chance to get an SSR period. Understandably, she's a bit rare.

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>>14563849
Fa/tg/guy please.

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>>14563836

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>>14563816
ah yeah, that was mine too. still haven't touched it since i posted it

>>14563849
/tg/ hasn't been good in a while, man.

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>>14563690
Why is it so hard to good short stack stuff?

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>>14563880
More often than not, they're just drawn as midgets with silicone implants with no "soft" features.

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>>14563880
Shortstack seems really easy to get wrong, at least to me. 9 out of 10 times it just ends up looking weird as shit.

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>>14563874
>still haven't touched it since i posted it
Bummer, since the only issue I had with the piece was that the center Khepris face was off-kilter.

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>>14563836
Thanks for the sodium intake, saltfag.

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>>14563887
Yeah, it's riding the lines of midget and loli, so understandably easy to fail.
Still awesome when you have a legitimately hot woman only slightly larger than a loli.

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>>14563874
>still haven't touched it since i posted it
Touch the Khepris, they're nice and friendly. Maybe a bit too friendly.

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>>14563899
[demonic realm intensifies]

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You should come to Hoof Pussy Kingdom and avoid Undead Pussy Kingdom.

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>>14563899
Mana beetles are dumb

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>>14563958
Cock Pussy kingdom above all.

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>>14563896
>>14563887
>>14563885

>tfw you'll never a nurturing lustful Succubus short stack waifu and make sweet passionate love and fill her with so much spunk her belly swells to the point that she looks seven months pregnant.

Just fucking kill me please.

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>>14563958
What kind of reputable kingdom needs to have pussy in its title?

Something like "Undead Kingdom" sounds far better than "Undead Pussy Kingdom".

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>>14563899
Khepris are love, and are the best cuddlebugs.

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>>14563971
But those giant chickens don't have a kingdom of there own!

>>14563976
Because reasons.

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>>14563976
Agreed. And Undead Kingdoms are the best.
I have like, 5 different ideas for stories set in such locales. I really should write at least one sometime...

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>>14563993
>actually replying to that guy instead of doing the obvious
Shame on you.

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>>14563993
Raisins is my intel guy.

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>>14563998
What, I'm just saying Cockatrice Kingdom doesn't exist.

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>>14563421
>>14563771
I want to bully a petite foxgirl playfully in bed

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>>14563997
I've had an idea for something involving a Castlevania-esque Vampires castle. It'd essentially be its own Undead Kingdom due to its size with various Spirit Realms within it.
And each Spirit Realm would be inspired by a section/stage from different CV games, and residing within those realms are various monstergirls and their husbands.

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>>14563993
This image reminds me of a question I had.
Bondage, being such an ubiquitous universal kink in hentai, seems like it would be on the lists of everyone here.
Is that the case? Are there individuals that wouldn't want to see a haughty monstergirl wearing only a collar, arm binder, and heeled boots as they got to slap her ass around?
Any that wouldn't take advantage of a handcuffed Succubus? Who would shy from the fevered moans of a gag? A poor soul that wouldn't indulge in suspension shibari to decorate a shine with its own maidens?
Just imagine spending a day on a pleasant ride through the countryside astride a decidedly upset centaur with bound arms and a bit gag, bells on her exposed nipples ringing softly with her canter in the cool breeze. What keeps get from tossing you off? An electric dildo harness perhaps.

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Well that's that commission done, and it's wonderful.
The alternate lewder versions are fantastic too.

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>>14564017
I've had ideas like that but came to conclusion it's far easier to not disappoint people by not trying and failing.

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>>14564031
Oh, you bet I prefer being on the receiving end.

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>>14564032
>alternate lewder versions
>not posting them
Don't make me come over there.

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>>14564031
Not me.

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>>14564054
http://jay87k.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Gazer-Monstergirl-581932939
That's my wife, friend, I can't exactly make it easy for you.

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>>14564031
I don't care for BDSM or the fact that the only person with any knowledge is a detestable faggot.

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>>14564017
My ideas tend to focus mostly on a particular Undead Kingdom "Design" that's been floated through the thread a couple times; and the inhabitants of said Kingdom. Mostly Liches. Since I like Liches.

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>>14564032
>>14564062
What a lovely Gazer.

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Be careful anon, them monster girls ain't good people...

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>>14564091
He wanted it.

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>>14564031
I want to do sensory deprivation play with an Anubis!

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I'm being raped by a monster girl right now, send help!

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>>14564032
>>14564062
You're doing God's work. Gazer art is good for the soul.

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>>14564104
Don't worry! A sea bishop has already been dispatched to your location to perform the wedding ceremony.

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>>14564031
I like the idea of binding a haughty Wight, using special talismans to seal her hands and stop her energy sapping tricks. Training her over a period of one week before her next formal party, I bet her pure white skin is great for leaving marks when spanked and it contrasts nicely with black leather straps.

At the end of the week's training I'd let her make her appearance at her party, walking her out on a leash in front of the guests while crawling using her elbows. I'd be all for it being the other way around too, I'm not picky.

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>>14564031
I want to ground a raiju, then get shocked violently when she finally has her revenge.

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>>14564129
I want to 'milk' a raiju for her electricity.

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>>14564091

Why would a group of scylla need to drug someone's drink.

It would be like a Sandworm setting up some elaborate trap to capture a man

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>>14564119
What if I want to marry the Sea Bishop? Is she gonna preform her own marriage ceremony?

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>>14563690
>Just imagine her hanging on to a pole or ledge as you gripped her hips and railed on, her legs swinging without the feet touching the ground.
This sounds awfully specific.
You mean this animation? http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54476774

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>>14564124
>Wight
But anon, undeads can't feel pain!
Even if you beat the hell out of her butt cheeks she will only feel pleasure from it!

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>>14564153
Damn you anon, don't you ruin my dreams of doming a haughty rich woman with pale skin.

Although making her associate humiliating things with pleasure is nice in it's own way.

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>>14564153
Holy water sprinkled horse crops will do the trick

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>>14564163
Now that's just cruel

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>>14564152
Christ this artist.

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>>14564152
This man is a god.

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>>14564152
That artist's Takao stuff were some of my favourites on pixiv until the Kashima set came along.

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>>14564152

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>>14564222
Wurming is fun.

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>>14564222
Thumb wars got a little more interesting.

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>>14564205
>tfw Toonami midnight run used to have cool shit like this, War in the Pocket, Robotech, etc
>Now it plays Naruto, Akame ga Kill and Kill la Kill
A lot changes in 15 years.

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>>14564291
>Akame ga Kill

Like I can understand the max rank waifus it had but that shit didn't do particularly well, certainly not well enough to be dubbed.

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>>14564304
It's one of those things which is more popular outside Japan than it is inside it.

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>>14564017
Uh, dude that's just Undead Mario 64.

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>>14564152

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>>14564355
No really, Dracs castle in the CV series is fuckhuge. Which in turn makes it good for monstergirl stuff.

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>>14564304
Esdeath and Seryu were the only reason I finished that show. Too bad that 90% of the cast felt underdeveloped and they only got a little bit of character development right before they died.

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>tfw Disney is making a literal furry cartoon
Ayyy

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>>14564413
You've never seen the old Robin Hood cartoon have you?

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>>14564153
>Even if you beat the hell out of her butt cheeks she will only feel pleasure from it!
>implying that's not even better
And then her friends will wonder why she's wearing an overly conservative dress at the party when it's to cover the handprints on her rear, and the hints of being pulled around by a collar and the other bondage

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How are ya'll enjoying this weather?

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>>14564427
Fuck off nigger.

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>>14564436
Wouldn't be so bad if it didn't go from 80 to 40 in twelve hours.

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>>14564413
Source?