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Old thread got 404'd early. Just going to test the waters here with this totally normal succubutt...

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14582468

First for Pharaoh a best. And Lilim.

>> No.14582471

Stop implying random succubutts on the internet are alps. Getting tired of your shit.

>> No.14582472

There's something strange about this neighbourhoo- I mean, Succubutt
Can't place my finger on it

>> No.14582473
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I wish it was summer.
Writing commencing.

>> No.14582474

I want to travel the world on a Monster Girl cruise ship!

>> No.14582475

>I wish it was summer.
Thank god it isn't. Hate the heat

>> No.14582476

I want to take a monster girl bouncer home and fuck her against the balcony railing until she becomes an exhibitionist.

>> No.14582477

I want to fuck a Lilim until my balls are dry.
And then she gives me a potion and tells me to drink it so we can move on to the next round.

>> No.14582478

I want a Lilim and Pharaoh to fuck me dry.

>> No.14582479

Mouse Girls will do ANYTHING for cheese...

>> No.14582480

Beating alps with rods of iron. IRON iron, not dicks.

>> No.14582482
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How about a Lilim and a Pharaoh in one?

>> No.14582483

Hell, why stop there? Get a bunch of powerhouse monstergirls for a reverse gangbang.
Pharaoh, Anubis, Lilim, Demon, Dragon, Hellhound, ect.
I freely admit that I may have a problem.

>> No.14582484

Good night Anons.
Take care and don' burn down the thread.

Instead, please consider looking into a non-standard maid such as an ogre, alice, or medusa.

We all know how good kikis, neronagos, and shoggoths are but these maids are looking at a shot to help you.

I want to do that with a muscled kunoichi.
I want to make her moan as I tug her tail and stroke her wings.

>> No.14582485

I'll beat an alp with my dick though.

>> No.14582486
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>reading through thread
>try to open up greentexted story
>can't because thread was deleted

>> No.14582487

Nah. I prefer two bullying my dick at once.

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Yo whatup Scorpy in da house!

>> No.14582490

Does Skynet have anything against monster girls? Will they be spared termination in the distant future of 1999?

>> No.14582491

I want to be dragged backstage by a group of Kakuen dancers and then get gangbanged by them. Because getting gangbanged by horny monstergirls is a long running fantasy of mine.
And then I have to marry them.

>> No.14582492

Would they willingly enter my dungeon?

>> No.14582493


I blame this guy.


>> No.14582494

Now I want to do that too, I also want to fuck a Kunoichi stripper that turns out to be her sister.

>> No.14582496

>selfie culture MGs
Curse you.

>> No.14582497

I want a Monster Girl bouncer to let me into a club just because I'm a guy, cutting in front of all the Monsters Girls waiting in line.

>> No.14582500

A lithe stripper kunoichi with huge breasts and her muscled larger bottomed bouncer sister?

Sounds great.

>> No.14582501

Anon we've been over this, you can't just lure Mouse Girls into your dungeon, dress them up in cute outfits, press your face into their hair and sniff them while they stammer and turn red in the face.

>> No.14582502

I want some thing like that but instead of being gangbanged by them I want those Kakuens to line up their fat monkey butts next to each other and beg me to fuck them. Then when I do pick one the rest crowd around me and whisper lewd words of encouragement into my ears while they wait their turns.

>> No.14582506

You get mindflayed into not having shit taste.

>> No.14582510

Monstergirls raping gay guys until they love the puss.

>> No.14582511

Oh, that's not all I'd do but I would like an explanation for why I can't

>> No.14582514

Nyanon? That fucking cool guy.

I couldn't stand his lack of writing more about blind shota anon and his guide puppy.
If I ever get the hang of drawing younger characters I'd like to draw 4komas about their adventures.

>> No.14582516

>Poor innocent Anon gets lead astray by a bunch of depraved Kakuen dancing girls.

Say it isn't so! Anon will become a slut for monkey booty!

>> No.14582520
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>You'll never receive the greatest lap dance you've ever experienced from a Kakuen who kept eyeing you in the nightclub

>> No.14582521
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Of course!

>> No.14582523

Have mercy Mistress Nazrin!

>> No.14582524

But they are just going to transform into Alps anon.

>> No.14582528

>You will never grab a handful of that fat monkey ass and bounce it on your dick in the middle of her lap dance all while she has a smug grin on her face.

>> No.14582530

She is an artist. A performance artist.

>> No.14582532

Good girls.
I hope they have a balanced party though. losers get cheese and hooked up to milking machines.
Winners get cheese and a chance to leave.

>> No.14582533

That's good too.

It's too late anon, I'm already a slut for smug monkey booty.
So much smug monkey booty riding my dick 90% of the time. I need to drink endurance potions to pretty much overclock my semen production to satisfy them all.
Worth it.
Also, the Captcha was bananas. I guess the Captcha thinks it's funny.

>> No.14582536

That's only if they have the predisposition for it. No alps here.

>> No.14582537

Why do I get the feeling that Kakuens would keep their smug look even while ahegaoing?

>> No.14582538

Why would people want to leave?

>> No.14582539

>smug ahegao
That would be called lip biting.

>> No.14582540

*they want
They just want fun.

>> No.14582541

You're a pretty cool guy too.

>> No.14582544

Because it's a one time offer.
They can't say no and then try to leave when their massive mousy mammaries start popping their tops and their thighs rub together.

When they stay, they stay for life. barring if they already have a husband or boyfriend, then they can go with a stern warning

>> No.14582546

I want to wipe the smug grin off of a Kakuen's face and take a picture of it to tease her with it!

>> No.14582548

If its an oni or ogre expect a solid fist to the face faster than you can register it, and to be put out untill her shift ends, only to be woken up by her hips slamming against your own in the staff rooms a she releases all the pent up tension from the job, and lust watching other girls get off, and being unable to join in, followed by tender cuddling and perhaps nursing of your swollen face, with gentle chiding as to not mess with her while she's on the job next time

>> No.14582555
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Like the top-center in pic-related?

>> No.14582565

Sorry anon, I won't conform to your shit taste. If I want to molest an Ogre or Oni into submission then that is what will happen.

>> No.14582566
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A painful morning after.

>> No.14582568

The only ways I can think of doing that are either fucking her hard enough that he face melts into a pure ahegao, or fucking her face and seeing her lips wrap around your dick.

>> No.14582571

Not him, but that's more flirtatious than ahegao.

>> No.14582573 [DELETED] 

>Sorry anon, I won't conform to realistic reactions from monster ladies
Oh, okay then.

>> No.14582576 [DELETED] 

Don't start this shit again you two.

>> No.14582578 [DELETED] 

>Monster girls
Shitposter please leave for three days.

>> No.14582580

>Balcony Sex
Oh my yes.
Just found a doujin with a wonderful depiction of such. Fantastic stuff.

>> No.14582583 [DELETED] 

>I don't know what suspension of disbelief means
>You're just a shitposter

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For those of you who weren't awake at 5 AM yesterday, here's some tanukibutt: http://pastebin.com/ZU4MYKxF

Or maybe you were awake, or live in a different time zone. You don't have to read it, I'm not a cop.

>> No.14582586

>Blind Shota and Guide Puppy 4koma
That'd be a wondrous blessing.

>> No.14582592

>4komas of Blind Shota, his Hellhound guide puppy, and their cute friends.
I don't know if my heart could take it.

>> No.14582593 [DELETED] 

>I'm going to demand some anon conform to how I view things because it's "realistic"
>Not a shitposter

>> No.14582595

Ogres and Onis are big, smelly and reek of alcohol!

>> No.14582596

Holy crap you live. I am happy. So happy I could hug you.

>> No.14582597

They're also fun to molest and fluster.

>> No.14582599 [DELETED] 

Never demanded anything, I just posted a likely outcome to expect, and you decided to have tantrum about it. Maybe you need the three day break.

>> No.14582601
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But they are love!

>> No.14582604 [DELETED] 

You're a passive aggressive faggot that decided to shove his shit opinion into something where it's not wanted. Go take a long walk off a short cliff.

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It's because they love you.

>> No.14582609

NEEEEEEEERDS! Nerds. Nerds. Nerds.

God damn I need a sketch of Ogre Ogre during the bucking contest scene.

>> No.14582614

God. I really just want a horny Lilim to molest me.

>> No.14582619

Even if she had an ellin type body and a himedere attitude?

>> No.14582620

That's kinda hot!

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Then even more so. Even better if she can morph her body in and out of loli form. Himedere a best. And Elins are just the best thing.

>> No.14582624

I am happy that you are happy.

I've been back for a while. Just quietly waited out the holidays. The rest of the chapter should be done in 1-2 weeks.

>> No.14582625

>even if
>bad in any way
Even the implication makes you gay.

>> No.14582627

Did you ever finish that story about the guy in the zoo?

>> No.14582628

Don't forget Minotaurs.

Minus the alcohol part maybe, I bet they can't handle their drink.

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Pretty sure that was someone else, Anon. Everything I've written for you guys is in my pastebin or on tft.

>> No.14582644

Eh, I'm happy all the same. I'll take a look later to remind myself of you. No homo

>> No.14582655

Your slightly homo-erotic happiness sustains me. No alp.

>> No.14582656

>Oni/Minotaur hybrid
>Alcoholic milk

>> No.14582680

It's good for you and makes your cereal flammable.

In all seriousness, I would binge-drink an oni-taur's breast milk while she fucks me and die happy.

>> No.14582683

Even if your destination is a Monster Girl gulag?

>> No.14582688

Get a room you sixty-nining spadetails!

>> No.14582692

Is this a way of saying a cottage in the deep woods with a werewolf for company and only your combined survival skills to feed yourselves?

>> No.14582705

I want a merrow to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her hat to fall off because she's laughing so hard!
I want her to not even care!

>> No.14582706

Nope, I mean a Monster Girl work camp. You're going to Monster Girl hell and then you're going to Monster Girl die, because Monster Girl Joseph Stalin is at the wheel of this cruise ship.

>> No.14582710

Got me thining
Finally something horsepussy is worth it

>> No.14582714

Never trust a russian bear girl.

>> No.14582733

He was actually Georgian. I imagine him as a centaur.

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>> No.14582744

>Stalin wasn't Russian
And Hitler wasn't German, he was Austrian.
Fine distinctions to make in both cases but still an amusing coincidence.

>> No.14582749
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Monkey Trouble? Make it double!

>> No.14582755

Alternate colors for a nightmare?

>> No.14582768

I'll take twelve brown ones.

>> No.14582770

Pale white fur with a light ghostly blue hair colour and pale skin. Wightmare.

>> No.14582773

Thanks anon. Now it's your fault if it's too donut steele.

>> No.14582777

Nothing donught about undead horsepussy

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But some onis are small and superior.

>> No.14582801

The trips speak the truth.

>> No.14582803

>Ara ara~, you've been having naughty dreams again!
Yes... yeeees!

>> No.14582847

The idea that the confidence and maturity of a wight's personality would completely fix everything wrong with the timid and useless nightmare almost makes me want to consider horsepussy.

>> No.14582850
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But the whole appeal of nightmares is their different personalities in the dream and real world.

>> No.14582853

Anyone got any stories or green text about abusive MGs? I could have sworn there was a story with a mantis and a stay at home husband protecting his daughter.

>> No.14582855

I remember that. Didn't he leave her in the end?

>> No.14582856

what if you love the dream version so much you make a doppleganger out of it?

>> No.14582862

>The confident Wightmare becomes unusually shy and timid in the dream world
>"R-really? I can be anything you know. I mean, this is my realm now. Are you sure you really want me, as I am?"

>> No.14582870

I think so, but I can't remember if he remarried or he stayed single.

>> No.14582876

Then you get the doppledanger riding on the nightmare in the day and stalking you.
Okay now this works pretty nicely.

>> No.14582878

I want to allow an Elf-wight to partially posses me and aid me in my dick rampage against the orcs that desecrated her land and ruined my family's dinner with their obnoxious squealing.

>> No.14582885

But it is summer
>tfw have to keep the fan on 24/7

>> No.14582888

Secondary hemisphere need not apply.

>> No.14582890

I almost envy you south of the equator. If it weren't for all the venomous shit you have to deal with.

>> No.14582891

>A nightmare being ridden by a doppelganger of her human form.
>The doppelganger helps the nightmare with confidence issues.
I want this badly

>> No.14582892

I dunno man, I couldn't handle being upside down all the time.

>> No.14582897

my friend will never visit Australia thanks to the spiders.

>> No.14582900
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But they like you. They'd like him too.

>> No.14582902

More arachne for me then

>> No.14582905

Image source?

>> No.14582906

well he doesn't like them
he's into the wolves

>> No.14582910

Is it me or are those legs a little thin?

>> No.14582911 [DELETED] 

Pretty sure it's some Vanadis VN

>> No.14582917

Could make for a cute story, maybe one better off told from one of the monster girl's points of view.

>> No.14582921


>> No.14582931

Lots of spiders have thin legs

>> No.14582940
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Wightmare Frame vs Wurm Wrangler, which wins? The Wrangler has reach, but the Frame has flexibility.

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>> No.14582960

Well someone might want to get on that.

>> No.14583003
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Is it just me or are these weapons spooky as fuck. So sharp and thin, the lightest, most elegant of pressures can run a man through. One in the hands of a vamp with her speed and praeternatural grace is enough to make the blood run cold.

>> No.14583008

there nice, but Im a "beefman mclargehuge great sword" kind of guy.

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>> No.14583016

aw be nice
we know guns are better, but cant we appreciate a fine blade?

>> No.14583021

Indy 4 makes me sad

>> No.14583022

As long as it isn't poking through my stomach wall.

>> No.14583023

>Shooting a scion of the night
It's like shooting mist Unless you're blade.

>You'll never duel with your vamp adventurer partner, giant sword cleaving apart the air, her lithe form slipping just past and under it, forcing you to block her thin blade with the flat of your own hulking sword-wall
>Your rock to her water, the duel lasting hours, ending with your sword thrust out, her standing atop it, rapier to your throat
>Her victory, bringing it to a tie once more

>> No.14583028

That's because the feeling of a cold blade going straight into your gut would be extremely uncomfortable, and you don't need to have experienced it to realize it.

So no it's not just you, everyone would be spooked by them if they were at the business end of one.

>> No.14583033

I meant moreso than most other blades.

>> No.14583038

Alright, I've finally managed to write shit to prove I'm actually trying and I'm not totally dead. It's shit, it needs editing, along with the rest of the paste, but fuck, I got it down. I may actually finish this shit in the forseeable future and then move on to my other projects like Semi-Incubised Veteran, if I don't intermittently add to them to keep the ideas fresh.

The text is now done in prose, the main character now has a real name, and currently we've had a small timeskip into useless semi-feelsy exposition whatever-the-shit. Nothing's really happening yet, but it will come soon. Starts at line 285.


Comments, criticism, and calling me a faggot are welcome and encouraged, always.

>> No.14583040

Swords made only for thrusting are shit tier, it's better when they are designed for both slashing/thrusting

>> No.14583042

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good [six-shooter] at your side, kid.

>> No.14583043

Very few swords are made only for thrusting

>> No.14583045

which is one of the reasons I sadly choose long sword over katana

>> No.14583046

>Hokey religions
Didn't know vampirism was a religion

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>> No.14583050

Going from meme-arrows to prose confuses and frightens me.

>> No.14583052

It's the better option for armored opponents anyways.

>> No.14583055

at least the got the job done when they where made.

>> No.14583056

Except that thrusting swords basically took over in the end and made other swords mostly obsolete.

>> No.14583060

we are forgetting the best of both worlds

>> No.14583061

I'm thinking on eventually converting the whole thing to prose. I was given some advice on the topic last thread. Fuck, should I not do this?

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Of course it's a religion, look at this goddess!

>> No.14583064

It's the better option period due to the katana having a shit guard, terrible durability, and being short as fuck for a 2 hander. Even against unarmed peasants you'd pick a longsword or a shortsword and a shield.

>> No.14583066
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>"beefman mclargehuge"
man I want a guy like that as a bodyguard
the monsters will have a hard time getting through that shit.

>> No.14583069

Make it all prose, there's no point to the arrows. Also it would be better if it was written in the first or third person.

>> No.14583071

>It's the better option period due to the katana having a shit guard, terrible durability, and being short as fuck for a 2 hander
That doesn't take into account the art of using it though. While I agree the longsword is better, I don't think you're giving the nippon stronk enough creddit.

>> No.14583074

>Also it would be better if it was written in the first or third person.
Fuck off 2nd is the best

>> No.14583079

have you not seen anything in fighting media.
the big guys are usually the ones that go down first! some jinko or salamander is going to rape this shit out of your guard, and lets not get into the demons.
don't rely on anyone else. but some muscle on those bonds and up your speed. that is the only way to get out un raped

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Well I don't like it, and what I say goes because I have the commander of legions on my side!

>> No.14583082

>Don't rely on anyone else.
But the power of friends beats all! has anime lied to me all these years?

>> No.14583089

>doubting big guys

>> No.14583095
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What good is a big guy anyway?

>> No.14583098

ask your self what you want as your defender looks wise
>prettyboy swordsman the looks like he'll snap if breathe on him
>weird middle ground between the first two
>some wizard
>get your own hands dirty

>> No.14583106

>some wizard
I choose this. I'll pick him myself, even. I'll take the one with the hat that says "wizzard", because he's obviously confident in his skills and can afford to be humorous about it!

>> No.14583114

as long as he doesn't do bad puns constantly

>> No.14583127

It really depends on where your going and what monsters your facing.
granted depending on skill, having a wizard is just a step below a gun

>> No.14583129

I had an idea for a fic once, about a random soldier guy who ends up killing this big guy in a war and because of that has to be on the run from MGs that want the "trophy"

Never developed the idea though, seemed cliche as fuck. Big guys are the most common thing you can think of.

I wonder if there are bigfags in the human boy general.

>> No.14583133

>I wonder if there are bigfags in the human boy general.
Oh man, if you think baneposting is bad in this dimension...

>> No.14583136

>Most common thing
as body guards and starter bosses maybe.
we should have a big guy hero, one that doesn't rollover and take it like some braindead shota

>> No.14583139
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How big are we talkin'?

>> No.14583141

Campness aside, jojo is the right about of big

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>> No.14583148

In other words, Guts?

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fuck that shit
a pure girl with guns is what I want

>> No.14583170

Good taste

>> No.14583179

Oh hey, you're alive.

>> No.14583181

A qt

>> No.14583182

The thing with 2nd person is that the MC really can't have a whole lot of defining characteristics, otherwise it would defeat the purpose.

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I wonder if the amazons would find him cute

>> No.14583190

First time I can call the thread a turtle instead of dead

>> No.14583193

Why would it need a well-defined MC? the story was good as it was even in greentext form, it was focusing on the right stuff.

I actually want to see how it ends, feels like the characters will get what they want in the end.

>> No.14583201

Not him but 2 handed swords aren't super practical most of the time, and Katanas have one of the worst possible designs for a 2 handed sword

The only reason they were ever effective at all was the Japanese were allergic to shields and didn't have the natural resources to produce good armor

>> No.14583210

I'm not referring to this story in particular requiring a well-defined MC.
I'm just stating my opinion on 2nd-person stories in general because I have seen one where not only does the author use "you" and give the MC a proper name/characteristics, but also intentionally made the MC an unlikable twat.

>> No.14583211

That and katanas were basically bog metal.

>> No.14583227

Lets get back to the monsters. we can leave the anti-katana stuff for another day.

Who here likes werewolves? not hellhounds, just the good old werewolf.

>> No.14583240

So why isn't anyone talking about the new KC mon?

>> No.14583245

Werewolves are alright. They're almost like Khepris in the sense of coming with their own harem.
I prefer Kobolds, though. Much more chill.

>> No.14583252

I like Werewolves but when it comes to lewdness they are vanilla as fuck, when it's about that, i liked more how the "in heat" thing worked for catgirls, i always liked how they are normal one moment and then the other they lust for your dick so bad it hurts.

>> No.14583254

its not out yet
and if you tell me it is, pic or you a dirty liar

>> No.14583258
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I forgot this existed

>> No.14583266
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Monsters might be stronger than humies but... we'll always be bettwe than them at video games!

>> No.14583272

the only monster I would allow to rape me would be one that that beat me at bomberman.

>> No.14583281


>MFW Tarantulas molting
>MFW the tarantula style Arachne Crabman has can potentially molt
>And get bigger breasts

>> No.14583282

Leashes make me diamonds.

>> No.14583298


>> No.14583303

How does it defeat the purpose? You're not emphasizing with the story, and putting yourself in the story as the main character, you're emphasizing with the main character and putting yourself behind their eyes to have prime view of what they do

>> No.14583308
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Then would you become the Royal Executioner, punishing enemies of state?

>> No.14583310

I would, only if am left alone to make... experiments with them.

>> No.14583312

For science?

>> No.14583318

Yes... for science.

Insert evil laughter here.

>> No.14583319

there a pic of a scientist I need to find that fits this

>> No.14583323

>Emphasizing with the main character and putting yourself behind their eyes to have a prime view of what they do.
A good author can make that happen with 1st, or even 3rd person.
The way I see it is that the purpose of 2nd person is to make the MC a self-insert, since the pronoun "you" is being used.

>> No.14583338

The thing with 2nd person is that it's goal is to make you the reader as invested as possible in what's happening, making you bond with the character to the point you actually feel him as yourself.

First person just feels like you are hearing someone tell his tale instead of living it yourself and third person is... well, too chaotic at times, you don't know who you should be following and why.

>> No.14583345
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How's this?
To life, to life I'll bring them~

>> No.14583360

A good author can do anything with anything. And you don't create a bland character to self insert into, not unless you're a boring writer, you make a badass, historied personality that people can relate to, and experience their story as if they were that character, not the character them, not the other way around.

>> No.14583361

>you make a badass, historied personality that people can relate to
Wish I could do that.

>> No.14583363

What do you think they're doing on /hbg/ right now?

>> No.14583368

shitposting and wishing

>> No.14583371

There's an Ogre gloating about how much snuff her hockey-playing boyfriend can use at once.

>> No.14583374

They are probably discussing about how much they would like to rape shotas, with the casual faggot being baned for posting human girls.

Then suddenly and Oomukade brings yaoi into the thread making the Kikimora janitor clean the shitstorm that follows.

>> No.14583376

Maybe I've seen too many terrible 2nd person stories, but I just feel like a good amount of them could benefit from being rewritten in 3rd person.
In some instances, the author decides that "you" do something which completely breaks the immersion for me because I immediately think "No I wouldn't."
If one of you could point me towards what would be considered an "excellently written" 2nd person story/novel/whatever, I would probably have a better leg to stand on in this discussion.
I'm no author, though. I'll leave that style of writing to the majors that specialize in it. Can't wait to start my first lab report of the semester.

>> No.14583384

>In some instances, the author decides that "you" do something which completely breaks the immersion for me because I immediately think "No I wouldn't."
Yes, but that's only because you're not yet so involved with the character that you can easily go "Yes, I as this person, would do this."

>> No.14583393

femdom vs maledom shitposting

>> No.14583397

I hope the husbandofags there are able to be with the boy they love

>> No.14583412

>"It's 2016 and there's still girls here who don't want to be at the mercy of a man"
>"Fuck off you Dormouse, not everyone here can attract men in their sleep"
>"I'm a Manticore you stupid dyke"
>"Sure and I'm the demon lord now stop baiting"
/hbg/ would be just as awful as these threads.

>> No.14583414
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Anyone know hot is feels when you're supposed to be writing one story but your bimbo of a muse is giving you ideas for three completely different ones?
Most of them have to do with ears.

>> No.14583415
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I'm going to help my yellow jacket GF infiltrate the bee girl fraternity!

>> No.14583421

>hot is
how it*

>> No.14583424

Sorority, even.

>> No.14583425

Cheshire cats trolling.

>> No.14583427

I love Werewolves, but like them more as being slightly less rapey Hellhounds. Having a tough Werewolf childhood friend fiercely protecting you would be amazing.

>> No.14583428

Are you allowed to like monster girls if you're a human girl?

>> No.14583429

Where were you when Jitsu Wa went absolute MADMAN and had Densei win something

>> No.14583430

Not really. I just let the ideas sit in the back of my head. The forgettable ones fade away while the ones worth writing about will stick with me till I'm done writing the current story.

>> No.14583432

>Anyone know hot is feels when you're supposed to be writing one story but your bimbo of a muse is giving you ideas for three completely different ones?
Sort of, I'm not really a writefag but I've got a number of different ideas spinning around in my head and telling me to give them a shot.

>> No.14583433

MGs trolling by saying they want vanilla sex.

>> No.14583439

On /a/, actually.

>> No.14583441

Of course.
It's just that since they can't give them SE, they would search a human man together for threesome.

>> No.14583444

Sure. Quite a number of monster girl artists outside these threads are actually girls.

People will find a reason to shitpost about yuri but there's literally no valid reason that a real girl couldn't like monster girls. We're not a group of shotas with a sign on the door saying "no girls allowed."

>> No.14583448

No, we are higlhy sophisticated gentlemen who wear snappy suits, sit in comfy chairs and sip brandy by he fire with a crude "no gurls allowed" sign attached to the door.

>> No.14583450

If there is a multiverse then it's very likely such a thread exists out there somewhere.
They'd all be doing exactly the same thing as us too, just talking utter shit, masturbating over pictures of their favourite type, and writing stories about raping or being raped by their favourite type.

They'd bitch about the official canon where magic doesn't exist in our world and ask weird questions to Baphomet KC like "Can people just walk into the White House and watch the President's wife giving birth?"

>> No.14583455

Monster Girl drawing stream, featuring a Gandharva


>> No.14583458

I don't understand why you would like them.
The general stuff behind the most common setting here, MGE, is that human women get transformed into monsters whether they like it or not and monsters make better and more faithful lovers anyway.
I can see plenty of women being offended by it, and maybe not just the tumblr types.
That said, a girl who actually wants to be a succubus sounds hot as hell to me

>> No.14583461

Absolutely. I'm in the middle of writing a story right now, but I have at least 3 ideas that I want to get out really soon. I won't let myself get distracted though, but I can't get the motivation or to finish the first one.

>> No.14583465

I laugh harder than I should.

Nice, I like when the unpopular ones get more arts.

>> No.14583468
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I know how it feels. Except, instead of a sultry, voluptuous muse who whispers sweet nothings and honeyed promises, she's a brutish ogre not unlike the wicked step-sister parody in Shrek.

Calloused hands bludgeoning into my head that no story will ever be good enough in place of a feminine purr that promises delights in providing.

>> No.14583469

I wonder what the MG versions of our writefags would be like.
I bet the anti-Alp would write about an oomukade finding a stinky smelly NEET in her basement or an Alp getting pounded by a black bara.

>> No.14583473

Speaking of other universes, it kind of blows my mind that somewhere out there could be a world from one of our shitty stories, and in that reality somewhere is a monster writing an acclaimed fantasy novel about a world where humans exist alone and magic is impossible.
To someone out there, WE are the impossible fantasy characters. There might even be some girl commissioning art or dakis of you. Hell, Deruella might be passionately rubbing against her custom made daki of you and impatiently ordering the lead Baphomet to research interdimensional travel as I type this crazy shit.

>> No.14583475

But Deruella is not my waifu.

>> No.14583480

But to that version of Deruella, you're her perfect husbando. Just hope that the portal opens to another version of you I guess.

>> No.14583482

According to the multiple universes theory, there are so many universes in existence that the probability of there existing an universe where human boy general exists as we describe is practically 100%

The probabilities are so infinite that there is indeed an universe somewhere where you are Deruella's perfect husbando.

It made me cringe a bit.

>> No.14583483

But I'm a slob in a mildly uncomfortable wooden chair and swig beer rather than brandy.

Really though I'm fine with girls liking MGE as long as they aren't the "lol guyz I wanna lez out with a mg" type. They can simply say that they want to do lewd things without explicitly mentioning their gender and causing a shitstorm.
Well there's always the non-mge settings, like I said a few posts ago there's plenty of girls who draw monster girls who don't need semen to live. The majority of monster girls fall into this category but it doesn't mean the whole yuri thing should be forced here, it just means that girls liking monster girls in general is fine.

>> No.14583484

>mg versions of writefags
I'm not creative to think of these.

>> No.14583485

>There might even be some girl commissioning art or dakis of you
She better be a serious waifufag and not some seasonal cancer one.

>> No.14583489

Anything is possible.

Anything :^)

>> No.14583490
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Someone kill me

>> No.14583492

Oh, I've got the motivation to finish my story. It's just that it'll take me at least five more weeks, maybe more. All that other stuff just has to wait.

>> No.14583493

>Magma Tits
>Husband, I am home and my magma is boiling?
>Ohhhh Miss Ilothe Ohhhh
>Let's do it, and I'll leave the volcano erupting
>20 KM radius
>Knights waifuing Dragons
>It was amazing

>> No.14583495

What makes me cringes is that what you say is literally true, ANYTHING is possible.

There is literally an universe in existence out there where you have fetishes you despise to death in this reality, just think about that.

>> No.14583497

I will do a Jet Li and hunt my alternate selves to obtain greater power and become The One.

>> No.14583498

The problem with the multiverse theory is that it clearly states the status of "infinity" is achievable.

We know our universe had a beginning and will have an end. The chances of a multiverse not following the same rules is probably very little so our waifus probably don't exist in some alternate reality.

>> No.14583499

>ThunderSister writing about antisemitism against Human Jewish Boys
>PRW...oman typing up green texts about african rapetrain mating dances and autistic librarian daki-men.
>those are pretty much the only two writers I actually pay attention to

>> No.14583500

>There is a reality where you're Anthony Burch

>> No.14583502
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>this reality is not one of them

>> No.14583507

>Harbladora writing about complete Average Joes
>Nyanon wanting to be wooed by an Italian cheese maker
>Bobbina wanting a Cheshire monsterboy to take his big, rigid barbed cat cock and shove it in her ass
>Fizz becomes an actual Cheshire
>Kitsch furiously masturbates and writes to the idea of her ideal husbando licking passionfruit syrup off her 'tum-tum'
>Quicksilver focuses on /ss/ only
>ParkedBuggy finally finishes Amazon
>Maritan turns her art into a Rastafarian who has a mini-Lilim constantly tripping balls

>> No.14583510

>lanternon actually being that lantern monstergirl
>LDR actually being a vampire or lilim
>Harblador actually being a great old one with a love of writing smut. That drives all mortal readers insane
>Peterdnzl is a huge jinko now
>Bob is still some guy who ruined cheshires, only now he fears for his life because cheshires are real and they want revenge
>Alp still can't write for shit, but at least he has some amazing tits.

>> No.14583515

>Quicksilver focuses on /ss/ only
But she'd also like big strong men too, I can't think of an MG with such opposite fetishes.

>> No.14583517
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>Alp still can't write for shit
Why do you still hate?

>> No.14583520

be a killjoy somewhere else. in my head infinity is possible. i don't care if the multiverse doesn't have the energy to make all possible universes from infinite possibilities, i just want to believe it can, it's the only thing that makes me think life can be less shitty.

>> No.14583521

hi aLp

>> No.14583524

>alp will never write a story where he meets his alternate reality self and they sit down to question is sex between them would count as incest or masturbation

You'll come back to us, you will...


>> No.14583526

Because Alp is like one of three people who have absolute shit for writing ability.

>> No.14583532
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Isn't your imagination enough to satisfy that?

Why does /jp/ need to believe it's even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a possibility their waifus really exist in some other universe.

>> No.14583536

Infinite =/= There are so many that we can't keep track of them anymore.

>> No.14583540
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I want to woo a monster girl with fabulous poses!

>> No.14583545

Masturbation, and no.
Why do you say things that you know will hurt me?

>> No.14583551

Because as one of those people all I can offer you is this:


Harden the fuck up.

>> No.14583552

I want to hogtie and gag my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru! I want to sit naked on the opposite side of the bed from them and see who can struggle over to me first! Whoever wins gets a dicking! Whoever loses still gets a dicking.

>> No.14583557

>Meet the alternate version of yourself where you are a qt monster girl
>She starts to be flirty and invades your personal space
>She gets tired of it and goes directly to try and give you a blowjob
>When you try to complain she just replies
>"Don't worry, i am just masturbating myself"
How weird would it feel at that moment?

>> No.14583558

Don't worry Alp, compared to that guy from TFT that literally writes self insert furry stories you're a top level writer.

And cruel jokes aside, your stuff is enjoyable. I still hold a grudge against you for making Oomukades stinky but that was more the thread's fault for turning it into a meme.

>> No.14583560

I want to fuck Alternate Reality Alp in front of our reality Alp. I bet she'd say weird Alp-ish things during sex, like if it was some old time anime or some shit.

>> No.14583563

>>ParkedBuggy finally finishes Amazon

Somewhere out there is a universe where I'm a fucking sex symbol.
A universe where Half Life 3 exists
A universe where monstergirls made contact and now all of our alternate selves are happy and content in the arms of our waifus
A universe where humanity has created FTL travel and now live as gods in an intergalactic utopia

But I refuse to believe a universe exists where ParkedBuggy has finished that story. I bet it's some constant across the multiverse, the one thing that connects all realities, that this guy made a nice Amazon story and then just left it at chapter one.

>> No.14583565

This thread is going places I'd rather not know exist.

>> No.14583569

What the hell are you talking about. You're talking about a theoretical physical sense of infinity. Which is described as counting zeros forever until you hit a "1" and then try to go for "2" and so on.

Infinite possibilities of the multiverse is still restricted by the limit of the energy it has to create more universes. My waifu is probably not existent but it's a nice thought.

>> No.14583572

Would Alp fucking anti-Alp be yuri? Or yaoi?

>> No.14583577

You mean Sukiru Ikeda? Literally nobody from that site likes or wants him there.

>> No.14583578

"Daddy-o, this is a rip-roaring time I tell you!"
"I say, I say, I'mma cum again I am!"
"Jee willikers I ejaculated a lot. That climax was fine and dandy, just look at my turgid tallywacker!"

>> No.14583581

>turgid tallywacker
oh god

>> No.14583582

Yup, that's exactly who I was talking about.

>> No.14583584

Alp is that you? i thought you died?

please write something when you feel up to it

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>> No.14583587

>tfw he commented on there saying he enjoyed one of my stories
I still feel dirty.

>> No.14583591

Not going to lie, I'd totally fuck my alt-universe self. She'd probably be a Beelzebub or something due to my awful habits and personality but hey, Beelzebubs are pretty cute.

>> No.14583593

How am I expected to rest in peace when you people keep bringing my ghost back with your grudges?

>> No.14583596

That sounds like the boy, what does the girl alp say?

>> No.14583597

Removing him, Ovarian Cists, and any other shit tier writer would actually vastly improve the site's quality. Bob not withstanding if hating him is your schtick.

>> No.14583599

I wouldn't fuck my alt self unless she had fetishes that perfectly corresponded with mine instead of being exactly mine. I like too much stuff that I wouldn't want to be done to me.

>> No.14583601

But I'd probably be a doppelganger MG. How would that work?

>> No.14583603

I don't really hold much against the site. It has some good writers and some bad, it doesn't take long to realise who is and isn't worth following.

I don't even hate Bob, sure he's written some stuff I hate but he's also done some nice stuff too.

>> No.14583608

"I say, you've gone and filled me to the brim with your baby batter, daddy-o! D'you expect me to bake a bun in this oven?"
"What's that? Done so soon? But you've not had any cafe-au-laite with your crepe!"
"I-It's okay, I'll let you put the paper bag on my and hit me and call me mean things and please don't stick my tail in my ass, you gave me bowed legs for days. ;_;"

>> No.14583609

"My tight taco is as wet as an autumn's morn it is!"
"Yeehaw! I'm feeling giddy from this rammin'! Yeehaw!"

>> No.14583615

"Oh my! Your turdid tallywacker is tenaciously trawling my trembling trench!"

>> No.14583616

These aren't even exaggerations, are they?

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>> No.14583618

Goddamnit you two I nearly spat my drink at my monitor.

I still pity the fool who actually thinks Bob's tumor is a good writer.

>> No.14583619

Well, as long as she has good breasts this'll do. Worse case I can shut her up by putting something in her mouth.

>> No.14583620
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>Meanwhile in MG universe

>> No.14583622
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>Someone made that "ironically"
>People bought that "ironically"

>> No.14583623

It occurs to me that purest girl would be partial to fedorists. This cannot stand.

>> No.14583624

The only way to find out would be to actually read Alp's shit, and ain't nobody got time for that, by crikey!

>> No.14583625

>I still pity the fool who actually thinks Bob's tumor is a good writer.
It's less that I think he's a good writer and more that despite the massive amounts of shit he pumps out, once in a while he gets it right.

>> No.14583628

>Alp meditates at his desk
>Anti-Alp manifests
>She's just as self-depricating as he is
>He's only thinking FINALLY A GIRL IN MY BEDROOM
>They spend an entire evening speaking in weird jib about wet tacos and turgid tallywhackers and how he wants to bury his wedding tackle into her deepest parts
>Alp wakes up the next morning, cold and alone
>The Christmas special for Kampfer was on all night on repeat on his computer monitor
>Nothing says love like your own genderbent clone

>> No.14583629

Yeah, I'm not doing that. That's why I asked.

>> No.14583631

>Worse case I can shut her up by putting something in her mouth.
Your tongue is probably the best bet. Kissing an annoying girl is the best way to make her be quiet without her realising what's going on.

>> No.14583632

You should do it though. See the birth of a meme.


>> No.14583638

Why would you post a link, guy. He doesn't even deserve bot hits.

>> No.14583640

I like Night Terrors, you like Night Terrors, everybody likes Night Terrors. That's why the meme never dies.

>> No.14583676


>> No.14583678

Poor daughteru, losing her only maternal figure.
In that regard, I do look forward to more.

>> No.14583682

I want to sneak into Sabbath HQ and kidnap an unsuspecting loli to use as an onahole.

>> No.14583686

Incest in branching timelines/alternate dimensions, masturbation in looping timelines.

>> No.14583688


If the girl you rolled was your alt version self, would you fuck you?

>> No.14583693
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I'd fuck me. Would you fuck me?

>> No.14583694
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the answer is yes

>> No.14583697

>foxy ghost me
Yeah. besides, i'm the only perso>>14583688
who deserves a shit like me

>> No.14583703

My alt version is an Onee-san monster girl? It's like a fucking match made in heaven.

>> No.14583704


>> No.14583706

I'd fuck me.

>> No.14583707

>Ren Xiongmao


>> No.14583724
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She's shy and only acts tough in dreams? Replace dreams with "internet" and we're basically the same.

I'd fuck my alt-universe self though, front pussy is acceptable and she's got a great pair of tits.

>> No.14583733

>Dark Priest

I'm not even religious, but to be fair she is from a world where gods are provable and show up. My obsession with video games and movies would for her be sex and the Fallen God.
I'm in for a very creepy session of her gushing about how amazing an eternity of pleasure will be all while knowing that this is supposed to be myself. I mean, I masturbate a lot as it is, god knows how much she would play with herself being an actual sex demon.

I don't think I'd want to fuck her, but I would be curious about what she looks like. What would my ugliness by like after a heavy dose of demonic energy? How big would her tits be? Would she be happy for me to waffle on about video games if I listened to her perverted ranting?

>> No.14583741

I wonder if Kitsune-Bi can possess other monstergirls.

>> No.14583748

She'd probably be happy to blow you all day while you play vidya. If it were me I'd just jump on it.

>> No.14583754

Yes. Ghosts can possess anything that doesn't have SUPERIOR WILLPOWER.

>> No.14583757

I wouldn't, no matter the species. There's already enough stress from one of me, let alone two.

>> No.14583762


>> No.14583764

Yeah, but technically I'm sucking my own dick. I'm sure she'd be down with it because she's a monstergirl and she'd know I'd understand her the most out of anyone, but this is weird shit.

>> No.14583769

Why did I expect anything different

The answer is yes

>> No.14583770

>Kitsune-Bi slips into the mind of a sleeping dragon, taking a century to undermine her psyche until she's ready for the final push to take complete control of her consciousness and body, eradicating the previous personality
>Stumble across a dragon with ghost fire spilling out of her wings and a wavering crown of blue flame that sometimes forms tall fox-like ears, the blue flame of her tail making it look almost bushy and furry

>> No.14583771

Do you think that some Lamia or in the Lamia category have a size fetish? I mean, they can stand up at different points of their tails, and their tales can be pretty long.

>> No.14583772


>> No.14583776

A solid yes.

>> No.14583777

Jesus Christ we've created a monster.

>> No.14583781

>I want an adventurer to laugh at my tiny tail!

>> No.14583788


Yup. Though it'd be awkward.

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>> No.14583797


she's the totally opposite of me,but would I fuck her no i'd make sweet sweet love to her.

>> No.14583800

>Vamp Mosquito
It's true, I've been described as a fun vampire.

>> No.14583806


Yeah, I think that I could stick it in.

Hope she shares my fetishes though because it's going to get pretty kinky

>> No.14583808

So, I managed to get this done somehow.
For anyone that's somehow unable to access the crosslink, the picture is a monstergirl version of the Orphan of Kos.

>> No.14583813

Hello boner.
It seems we meet again.

>> No.14583815

Would you tie a knot in her tongue? Would you wrap it around her head and gag her with it?

I would.

>> No.14583816

I screwed that up indefinitely.

>> No.14583818

>Orphan of Kos
Some say Kosm.

>> No.14583820

>fuck, I bought so much shit off steam this sale, I'm lucky I'm not broke!
>yeah, well my new vibrator utterly wrecked me so hard, I thought I was gonna die!

>> No.14583821

The only monsters we have created right now are the multiple anons wanting to fuck their alternate themselves.

>> No.14583823

Not sure how to feel about this outside of ambivalent.

>> No.14583833

Shit man, if it's awkward for you I'll gladly take over and help your alt apophis out

>> No.14583834

Maybe as a joke.
If she is alternate me then she's going to have a pretty good sense of humor along with self-esteem that is less than great.

Best part is I now have a lifting buddy and shower sex will be a must, although I think that her chest will be rather lacking if my sister is anything to go by.

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>> No.14583839
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I'm going to steal Anya into my sci-fi story if nobody else wants her. Hope that makes you happy, Alpie.

>> No.14583847
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Isn't that Stalin?

>> No.14583856

I want Stalin to stop trying to conquer my countries and my heart.

>> No.14583859


God Damn it this isn't what I meant when I told you people to go fuck yourselves.

Umbrella girl. Why is this so fitting?

>> No.14583860

>Demon Lord
Holy fuck what. Do I even get a say in the matter?

>> No.14583861

New girl next week I assume?

>> No.14583866

Too bad!
Me an female me with an extra long tongue are going to fuck all morning till I have to go to work!

>> No.14583870

Anon take it from me you're gonna have a bad time.

>> No.14583871

>Using a character created by probably the one guy worse than Alp
>Implying anybody will give a shit
Whew lad, you almost had me going there for a moment.

>> No.14583877

>the one guy worse than Alp

>> No.14583880

>Your Alt aphopis self is giving you problems
>You call your alt pharaoh self to come and help you
Was that a good decision?

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>> No.14583883

Well Anon, it looks like you're nothing but used goods after all.

>> No.14583890

Well, if you wanted a three some with the two alt-yous trying to outdo each other than yes.
yes you did.

>> No.14583892

Handsome bastard.

>> No.14583898

>Cheshire Cat
Nice. My smile is so fucking girly it spooks me.

>> No.14583907



Surprisingly fitting. Sure.

>> No.14583918
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So I was out walking in the woods today and noticed a lot of squirrels running about. They were hopping from tree to tree and making some insane jumps across flimsy branches that could barely hold their weight.
So if KC makes a squirrel girl I'm thinking she should have an interest in parkour, perhaps to get up tall buildings to get to the guys who live there.

>> No.14583924


If my alternate self is still ugly on the inside, I would not.

>> No.14583926

I want a Cat girl, a Squirrel girl, a Kunoichi and a Mantis to have a free-running competition!

>> No.14583929

As long as she doesn't bury my nuts and forget where she hid them then I think we can get along.

>> No.14583933

Would the squirrel girls fill their cheeks with semen until it is bloating and then go around in public like that?

>> No.14583941

No, they'd swallow so that it was their stomach that was bloated and go around like that.

>> No.14583946


>> No.14583959

I sure don't remember that.

>> No.14583990

I'd fuck me.

>> No.14583997
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How can you stay mad when she gives you... The Look?

>> No.14584005

I want to work for an older kiki business women with a stern glare, a habit of cleaning up my desk whenever she swings by, and a frilly maid dress she wants to wear but never has because she can't find a master.

>> No.14584010

No, they would fill their cheeks with your dick and your nuts.

>> No.14584012

By realizing all the cleaning up that needs to be done.

>> No.14584013

I'm so glad I managed to order a copy of the new Makoto doujin from Tanabe.

Soft squirrel in a hot spring. What could be finer?

>> No.14584019

I would be glad to see a story like this developed, like an anon meets a Kiki online and they develop one of those standard dom/sub relationships.

Then the anon finds a job and his boss is no other than the Kiki he met online, how would that sudden change of roles would work?

>> No.14584020

That would be nice. Someone do this, please.

>> No.14584026

Please scan it, I'd be very grateful.

>> No.14584032

I probably won't get mine for a couple weeks; I'm sure someone'll scan it before then.

>> No.14584036

I imagine that she would try to get keep her stern demeanor up but would occasionally let a 'Master' slip out or start absentmindedly cleaning his desk or brushing his hair.

>> No.14584051

>Boss, i brought you your coffee.
>Thank you master.
>Then she blushes heavily
>Eh.. i mean, anon
>Then she takes a napkin and starts absent-mindedly wiping her own desk
>She stops when she realizes it and then shoos you from her office
>Not without slipping a "master" again

>> No.14584054

This. I like this.

It's fine as it is.

>> No.14584058

>Starts wiping her desk
>Then she moves to straightening Anon's shirt
>She's just about to start wiping his cheek when she suddenly realizes what she's doing.

>> No.14584062

Well he's the guy who can be considered Anya's father, as shit as that is.

>> No.14584064

Kikis an absolute best.
A mature, dom kiki giving me orders while still calling me master is a fantastic thing indeed

>> No.14584073

>Middl-aged Kikimora with small crows feet at the corners of her eyes
>Having given up on becoming an Anon's special meido, or motherhood
>Focuses on her job
>TFW you will never tenderly dick her on her own desk in the office only for her to absent mindedly begin cleaning it
>Her blouse still half opened, letting you see her perspiring cleavage
>TFW instead of berating you for fucking your boss, she just takes one of your hands and puts it on her head
>Her ears flopping ever so slightly at the idea of a Master giving her headpats

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>> No.14584082

>Would I fuck me?
yes, but then you get into the argument of it being actual sex or just masturbation...
Oh I totally didn't even roll a MG.

>> No.14584095
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Hey! Time for a quick workout!


>> No.14584098
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I wonder if she's able to produce milk to nurture daughters despite her age.

>> No.14584101

Then roll you fool!

>> No.14584106

Wikipedia taught me that lactation can be induced with physical stimulation.

>> No.14584109

If not, just slip her some Mega Holst milk.

>> No.14584113

Well shit.

>> No.14584115

I got a dark priest.
I can totally take me out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her back.

>> No.14584117

I now have the image of an office kiki sitting at her desk, blushing heavily due to the two damp spots on her shirt caused by a bit too much 'fun time' with Master

But then she's going to have tits the size of her head!
You don't invoke that milk casually Anon.

>> No.14584118

But she knows your address.

>> No.14584119


Domineering middle-aged women are unf.

>> No.14584123

>You don't invoke that milk casually Anon.
Oh, but I do.

>> No.14584127

But she can't use her computer if her tits get in the way, not to mention all the money she'll need to spend on new clothes.
Then again, the latter she may be able to do at home with some thread and needles.

>> No.14584130

It's ok, I'll hold them for her! Or just open her shirt and hook her up to a milking machine for the rest of theday!

>> No.14584136

But what if she has a meeting?
You can't have office kiki showing up with her top open and a milking machine running as she explains how things are going to the shareholders.

>> No.14584143

What MG would Dorothy Mantooth be?

>> No.14584150

So then you get her magic milking pads or even a nice rubber milking bra! Something easily concealed under her clothes so nobody knows how leaky she is!

>> No.14584154

Sure. Whatever.

>> No.14584163
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>You will never get swole with buffcubus and /fit/ituar

>> No.14584170

I guess.
Just don't give her anymore.
She can only get so big before she's stacking papers atop her breasts and needs to get specially ordered clothes.

>> No.14584183

I'm not that mean anon, she needs to keep up her appearance for the sake of the business.

>> No.14584192

Good man.
I know theres probably a few folks who would give business kiki more so that she has to carry her chest in her arms.

>> No.14584201

I'd do that to a lot of girls though, just not business Kiki. Business Kiki deserves the respect of her clients. And headpats in her office after hours.

>> No.14584222

I want to put Business Kiki's ear in my mouth and make a derpy face at her.

>> No.14584223
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No pain no gain! Now let's go fuck in the rain!

>> No.14584227

Good man, nothing makes a Kiki feel special like some after business headpats.
As for the other thing, I'd totally do that to business tanuki.
She's got enough money not to worry about it.

>> No.14584240

I'm scaroused.

>> No.14584244
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Get huge! Huge! HUGE!

>> No.14584246

I think I'll just stay at home instead.

>> No.14584251

You want Sergeant Kikimora Ivanovitsa to come to your house instead?

>> No.14584256

This can be primarily attributed to the prevalence of firearms on the battlefield and not due to the merits of thrusting swords alone.

>> No.14584261

Why would she be coming over?

>> No.14584264

To supervise your squats, duh. She's your new personal trainer!

>> No.14584268

But I'm awful at that sort of thing. She would give up on me.

>> No.14584274

I still remember that time when we discussed milking Vampires.

>> No.14584290

Damn it. I'm imagining milking them like a cobra.

>> No.14584291

Fuck yes, and I'd also get a shooting buddy out of it.

>> No.14584296

Would Snakegirls need to be milked?

>> No.14584297

Who knows. There might be freaks out there who'd use snake venom as some sort of aphrodisiac.

>> No.14584300
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Not that kind of milking.

>> No.14584323

Nyanon yes!

>> No.14584326

>Implying buff monster girls give up
>Implying they won't be training you until you're strong enough to bench them

>> No.14584327
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Accept the love of Hoof Pussy Kingdom and you'll get free transportation from wherever you live to their borders.

This includes even the most difficult places like Small Defenseless Village Z and Canada.

>> No.14584329

Hearts on fire, strong desire!

>> No.14584334

I live in the Miriana Trench.

>> No.14584342

I'd make her give up.

>> No.14584347

Would you go so far as to say that you "must break her?"

>> No.14584355

Nah. I'd just be bad at doing whatever she told me to do.

>> No.14584365

I am like 300% sure you are supposed to be dead.

Alright entry, but the emotion is a bit blunted by how little I remember of the previous entry due to the time difference and how short it is. 9/11 it's ok

>> No.14584366

You're already married and a citizen of Sea Pussy Kingdom if that's true.

>> No.14584367

Its not gay it's masturbation!

>> No.14584374
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The way into the heart is through THE STOMACH, NORMAN!

>> No.14584395

Who's Norman?

>> No.14584400

The Green Goblin.

>> No.14584441

Actually I sort of got lost and ended up stuck here

>> No.14584443
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Will you share your seed?

>> No.14584445

Would you become a manwhore in MGC?

>> No.14584451

Hey, I'm walking here!

>> No.14584455

Well really I'd just like to get back home. It' dark, wet, and I'm scared.

>> No.14584456

Hell yes. Until I get my waifu or find a better job.

>> No.14584459

No man refuses a woman after that long at sea... IT'S AN ALP! GET IT!

>> No.14584463

No, but I might become a cuddlewhore. http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/77839289/Pretty%20Human

>> No.14584476
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She's a Vampire, so this is relevant to /mgg/. Tell me, what am I in for with Tsukihime?

>> No.14584477

Depends, what kind of manwhore are we talking about here? A cheap whore who goes with any monster girl with 10 bucks to spare or an classy manwhore who hires himself out to classy Wights and Kitsune?

I'm not sure why I'm asking because I'd love to do both.

>> No.14584489


God help us all.

>> No.14584490
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It has an anime series.

>> No.14584494

What about this kind of a manwhore?

>> No.14584497

You refer, of course, to Carnival Phantasm.

>> No.14584499

This sounds like a trap set by the Undead Pussy Kingdom Whordes to harm more Hoof Pussy citizens.

>> No.14584500

Have a fox "Eating" a popsicle.

>> No.14584509

Holy shit

>> No.14584510
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That artist has some nice stuff.
While I don't care for the show it's from, I'd love this with a Familiar imouto.

>> No.14584525

This looks like the sort of scene I'd expect in a Dreamworks or Pixar movie.

>> No.14584526

While well animated, having a popsicle in any other orifice besides the mouth must be a bit painful.

>> No.14584541

Anon's the name, paw rubs in back alleys in my game.

>> No.14584543

Like anyone is going to trust that.

>> No.14584549

I rolled 2 times in total, the last one being 2 months ago, got Chimera both times.

>> No.14584550
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REMINDER: A cat is NOT fine too

>> No.14584554

Should I be ashamed that my answer is yes?

>> No.14584559
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Rabbit rabbit

>> No.14584560
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Lucky man.

>> No.14584566

Not at all.

>> No.14584570


>> No.14584573

If you said no I would've fuck alt you, make of that what you will

>> No.14584580

She seemed to think differently by the end though.

>> No.14584584

That's fucked up, she's offering herself as food? Vore fetishists are creepy.

>> No.14584587

You mean when she was raped by fat old men or whatever?
Oh, it was just a dream

>> No.14584595

You sure you have the right doujin? Because that's not even close to what happened.

>> No.14584605

Pretty sure she's suggesting he "eat" her in the sexual sense.
Rabbits are lewd.

>> No.14584610

I want to be bullied by Druella

>> No.14584611

That whole manga was such a mindfuck.

Still better than the other things by the author though...

>> No.14584614

Yeah, but why get on a plate?

>> No.14584616

It was a drug-and-paranoia fueled panic high, actually.

MC needed to get off the 'shrooms.

>> No.14584620
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No, you are the one who got the doujin wrong. Or didn't read it until the end
She gets raped by MC's douche friend, then by her father, then by random men

>> No.14584623

>Wanting to be bullied
>Not wanting to be teased and cuddled
I mean I understand people have different tastes, but you could do so much better.

Shut up and eat her out anon.

>> No.14584632
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>Not setting up your own paw rubs massage parlour

Back alley paw rubs are one thing, sure. But nothing will compare to taking a cute hellhound into a softly furnished, candlelit room, and asking her to lie down on a warm towel. Then you come in with your gear, and start asking her how her day was while rubbing in tingly massage oils, softening up those pawpads while she sighs in relaxation.
Wherever they're rich, overworked CEO types or poor unsociable NEETs, they'll be able to forget all their worries and just spend a good couple of hours sighing in pleasure.
Maybe I'll set up some discounts for monthly regulars, as well.

>> No.14584634

But I don't want to eat a sapient being! It's sick and wrong!

>> No.14584636

Yeah, unlike me. Dragonslut Anon, ready and willing to do whatever the Dragon lady wants to do. Clawrubs? Wing and Back massages? Hoard polishing? For the graceful Serpentine Dragons, tail coiling and uncoiling therapeutic massages, and for those lovely Jabberwocks, giving all of those tentacles extra loving care. Anons the name, and making dragons happy is my game.

>> No.14584639
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I want to marry Druella.

>> No.14584640

Clearly I must have skipped that part and removed it from my memory as with 90% of jap porn considering how shit it is.

>> No.14584642

What of they make you wear a lewd butler's outfit?

>> No.14584644

If only a spidergirl would wrap me up in her legs.

>> No.14584650

I'm talking about cunnilingus anon.

>> No.14584653

Oh, so you're basically the same as me then. Except I'm all about Kitsune and Foxgirls instead of Dragons.

>> No.14584663

Me too.
You have good tastes.

>> No.14584665

Trust me, it's nothing compared to the author's other two major works; neither of which have the "It was all just a paranoid drug-induced delusion" out.

>> No.14584689

What a pleb

>> No.14584711

I would rather be chased down by a powerful monster, like a Lilim, with her taunting me the whole time that I can't run from her forever.
When she inevitably catches me and pins me down, I'll be fearing for my life (since I must have done something so horrible to warrant her chasing me down herself), she'll hold me close and cuddle me while teasing me for running from my new wife.
All before carrying me to her castle and ravaging me so ferociously that her whole kingdom knows.

>> No.14584789
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Wow, it's quiet.
Are you all in bed spooning and fingering kitsunes?

>> No.14584791
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I wish.

>> No.14584792

I have the urge to check my bed for signs of foxes when I get home.

>> No.14584793
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I was admiring beautiful brown birds.

>> No.14584796

A Gandharva tries to seduce you with beautiful melodies! Roll for a will save!

>> No.14584797

dat fragrance. nice work and happy to see Ganharva get some loving, fluffy pubes are the best

>> No.14584800


>> No.14584802

I rolled a 3

>> No.14584805

I can appreciate that he's a good artist, but those faces always put me off so much. I think its because he goes for an anime style body then tries to make the face semi realistic.

>> No.14584806

But what if I don't want to be saved? Her song is wonderful and she looks like a nice enough girl.

>> No.14584810

You walk straight into her feathery embrace.

You have been Husbando'd

>> No.14584817

Rolled a 1.
Critical failure. Fug.

>> No.14584823

I'm ok with this.

>> No.14584826

That means you get heart pupils.

>> No.14584828

I don't think I have a choice in the matter.

>> No.14584833

But I'm bad with plants. I have a better chance accidentally killing her

>> No.14584837

I want to stalk on defenseless MGs while they are taking a bath!

>> No.14584840

And then what?

>> No.14584844

Steal their pantsu.

>> No.14584845

The fiend

>> No.14584847

Curious, but what is your end game?

>> No.14584850

I want a Hellhound to stalk me while I'm defenceless in the bath.

I'm be totally okay with her jumping in too, we'd have our own makeshift hot tub thanks to her body heat.

>> No.14584851
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You'll get your wish someday. Maybe.

Remember to check for the three Fs:
Fluff on the covers.
Fluid on the sheets.
And Fu-fu-fu-ing coming from behind you.

Damn, look at those feather textures. Barb's amazing.

Please don't suffer a stroke because of cute foxes.

>> No.14584852

And then put them on your head as masks because pantsu hold traces of a monster girl's power, right?

>> No.14584857

>Not wanting pantsu trophy

>> No.14584858
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>Cheshire Cat
>My inner troll/idiot is now my dominant persona
>The flip side being that she's shy & embarrassed when alone with others
I'm not usually one to go for the 'go fuck yourself' routes, but that is tempting.

>> No.14584861

I miss pantyquest.

>> No.14584862

I just assumed there was more to it than that.

>> No.14584873

>Masturbate with a monster girl's pantsu
>Put them back before she gets out of the bath
>Play a game of hide and seek in the city as she tries to track you down by your scent

>> No.14584881

What more does there need to be to it? You steal the pantsu and keep them. Do whatever you want with them. Start a panty horde for your triumphs, blackmail the girl with them, jerk off with them, whatever.

>> No.14584890

is there more to life than lewdness?

>> No.14584894

Eh, probably.

>> No.14584896

>implying that most monsters wear pantsu.

>> No.14584903

I love you Barb.

>> No.14584911

>Please don't suffer a stroke because of cute foxes.
if that's what it takes I'll be a happy fluffy tail touchin stroke victim

>> No.14584914

If this fox keeps peeing in my bed I'm gonna to make her wear a diaper if she wants to sleep with me.

>> No.14584923

I know the thread says I'm supposed to hate this but god dammit, the thought of a loli Kitsune blushing and wearing nothing but a thick diaper so she doesn't leak arousal all over the bed whenever we cuddle is very sexy.

>> No.14584924
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Come on anon. Not all monsters are THAT depraved. The only ones you probably need to worry about are succubi or monsters that have gone too long without a dicking. Or your wife if she feels like giving you a present.

>> No.14584934

Yeah, I'm not into urine play or watersports at all, but teasing a kitsune by making her wear something like that, then rubbing at her hyperlubricated sex through it is kind of really appealing.
Well, I suppose I can only spiral down into yet more depravity from here.

>> No.14584938

You can always go lower anon.

It's surprisingly comfy here.

>> No.14584945

We need to step lower en the bully scale as well.

Like putting a chastity belt to a catgirl in heat, that's really evil.

>> No.14584947

You all stop this right now.
Stop it before I start wanting it too.

>> No.14584949
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No. Just no.

>> No.14584950 [SPOILER] 
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No I am taking a bath with her though.

Pretty sure Cheshire cats and some others don't wear pantsus.
They do this for us anon and I don't mind.

>> No.14584955

>Like putting a chastity belt to a catgirl in heat, that's really evil.
I wonder if you could make her orgasm by groping her boobs or even just kissing her and maybe tugging on her tail.

>> No.14584956
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Why the fuck is that bitch wearing Pinochet's clothes?

>> No.14584960

Who the fuck let /d/ in here?

>> No.14584962

Time for "science."

>> No.14584966

>That pic
You don't even understand how much I want this.

>> No.14584972

Whoever those faggots are I'd much prefer it if they kindly fucked off.

>> No.14584974

>Implying /d/ hasn't been here rom the very start

>> No.14584978

I understand anon.
All anons want to take a bath with their lovely waifus.

>> No.14584982

Yeah, the people here now aren't NEARLY as bad as some of the faggots we used to have.

>> No.14584984

Just ignore it. That conversation isn't going anywhere on its own.

>> No.14584988

Well, it's not as if there's any border patrol around threads or boards. God forbid there was.
Besides, compared to some of the stuff dicussed here on a frequent basis, that talk is tame as fuck.

>> No.14584990

But I specifically want to take a lewd bath with my kitsune waifu.

>> No.14584991

Not any of them, but that's what people used to say about cumflation and alps. How wrong they were

>> No.14584993


>> No.14584996

Please don't tempt me.

Please don't tempt me into tempting you.

>> No.14585000

Refer to >>14584991

>> No.14585001

Wait, there are people who don't like cumflation? I mean, I guess I can see it. But I don't understand it.

>> No.14585006

Well, the former's pretty perfect.
Alps, though, we could all do without. Thanks Kenkobama.

>> No.14585012
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It's a natural thing since Kitsunes are love.

>> No.14585017

There are people who don't like cumflating alps?
It's the fastest way to get them to stage 3!

>> No.14585021

Anybody that doesn't like body distortion won't like something as ridiculous as cumflation. Hell, the first guy who used that term here used it to refer to turning fairies into little semen balloons that you taped up and rolled around for a week. If you can't see the strangeness in that, I don't know what to tell you. Even then, that one case sort of made sense as fairies are stretchy. Then everything got worse from there.

>> No.14585024


Yeah sure, but I have this feeling she's never going to want to let go.

>> No.14585026
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>Taking the subway in MGC
>It's really crowded today
>Forced to stand
>Next stop a Cheshire gets on
>You can't help but notice that her ass is huge
>Your brain starts playing out all sorts of lewd scenarios with that bountiful behind
>Crap, went too far and got hard from it
>That's when you realize there's only one place for her to stand: Directly next to you
>You try to keep it cool and pray she doesn't notice your tent
>The train rocks and she is pushed into you ass-first
>Oh God, it's so thick and soft
>She looks back at you in shock for a oment before getting that famous Cheshire smile
>She slowly scoots back into you, pushing her butt into your crotch
>she slowly grinds against you as you strain to keep your composure
>Every jostle of the car pushes her deep into your lap, eliciting a mouthed moan of lust from her
>Her paw drifts down towards her skirt
>Slowly so as to not draw attention she hikes it up
>To your combined delight and horror, you realize she has no panties on
>She grinds against you even harder
>You can feel the heat coming off her pussy through your jeans
>You also notice a damp spot forming on them where she's rubbing against you
>It's almost too much to bear, and your mind is spinning
>You're contemplating just letting loose, dropping your pants, and fucking that magnificent ass right then and there
>Pounding those plush cheeks as she yowls in pleasure in front of dozens of strangers
>Spraying a hot load all over that glorious full moon
>But before you can lose control the train comes to a stop
>She drops her skirt and quickly turns around
>She leans up into your ear to whisper
>'Hey, that was pretty fun. If you want, maybe we do a little more sometime, nya?~'
>You feel something slip into your pocket and she flashes you one last lewd look
>The doors open and she turns to depart as if nothing ever happened
>Once you've recovered you check you feel in your pocket
>She's slipped you her phone number

>> No.14585027

Cumflation has been a thing long, long before that though.

>> No.14585028

Alps were okay when they were Matango-tier and didn't have an obnoxious following.

>> No.14585030

I don't see how it can get worse, sounds to me like it can only get better from there.

>> No.14585036

Not that specific term and not here. Even in most hentai it's usually from anal where you could theoretically shove a bunch of fluids up there.

>> No.14585045
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I want that fat Cheshire ass.

>> No.14585046
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Muscles are for sluts.
Magic is for wizards.

>> No.14585047

What would her reaction be if I don't call her because I'm nervous?
Would she stalk me?

>> No.14585048

That's hot, cheshire cats are the best.
Btw when will someone upload that cheshire doujin?

>> No.14585050

This is what happens when you're poor/European and have to ride the train everywhere.

>> No.14585051

Man getting the train in MGC must be an experience.

>> No.14585057

She'd probably turn invisible to stalk you out.

>> No.14585058

>Not being a workout wizard
>Not being a muscle mage
>Not being a stronk spellcaster

>> No.14585059
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And that's why muscle wizards are the best of the both worlds

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Fat Cheshire ass is both a blessing and a curse, anon. Use it wisely.

>> No.14585064

It's fine, I'll like cumflating alps three times as hard to make up for them.

>> No.14585065

The ridiculousness of the whole thing is part of the appeal.

>> No.14585067

She never left, she just turned invisible and she followed you.
If you don't call her tonight, she will rape the fuck out of you.

How is that a curse?

>> No.14585071
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But it's the best season, the snowy season when northern Anubi have to bundle up and constantly curse the cold

>> No.14585072
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Muscle Sorceresses

>> No.14585077

But wouldn't she find it endearing to see me try to dial her number but back out because I'm too nervous?
She'd probably wait until I work up the courage to call her and then put her phone on my lap set to vibrate.
And then comes the primal ball slapping sex that leaves us both exhausted.

>> No.14585083

The infamous Anon Aznable, The Red Rocket of 4chan, we meet again.

>> No.14585089
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I'm not seeing it.

>> No.14585090

Oh my, her ear tips must be freezing.

>> No.14585097

>Fat-ass Cheshire buttjob on the subway

>> No.14585099
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>>Taking the subway in MGC
>>It's really crowded today

>> No.14585100
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Mice know how to wear appropriate earmuffs

>> No.14585101
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That's cool, I like cumflating Paladins.

>> No.14585102

Do you:

Take off your gloves and put them on over her ears?
Nibble on her ear tips in turn to keep them warm within your mouth?
Or find somewhere to sit so she can rest her head on your lap and find warmth under your coat?

>> No.14585105

That's why I gently rub and warm them when she gets home.

>> No.14585107

I take her inside so we can drink cocoa and I can fuck her ears.

>> No.14585108

The third; it would be the least embarrassing for the both of us.

>> No.14585111

Is she going to cast Fist on my dick?

>> No.14585116

Wrong angle, buddy. Turn around.

>> No.14585117

there arent any muscles there you fat piece of SHIT

>> No.14585118
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More Boobies Sorceresses.

We'll never know.
Cheshires are unpredictable.

>> No.14585119
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>not wanting magic handjobs
Nigga, do you even Witch?

>> No.14585123


An aged but good VN. You'll be set for 20-40 hours depending on how fast you read.

>> No.14585124

>implying there are any other muscle witch pictures beyond Cho Marisa ;_;
Agreed on both accounts.

>> No.14585125

It's probably a little easier for mice since their ears are rounded.
Either way, the Anubis could learn something from that earmuff design.

>> No.14585129

The fairy is cute though.

>> No.14585130

RPG Rulebook exposition that tries to pass itself off as dialogue.

40 hours of that.

There's some chuuni bullshit thrown in too.

>> No.14585132

Good tastes.

>> No.14585134

Look man I just want a Cheshire to materialize on top of me while I'm sleeping, wake me up with a blowjob, and then fuck me until I can't cum anymore.

>> No.14585136

There will be a remale too.

>> No.14585138

Wonderfull. The faces have been getting better too.

>> No.14585140


>> No.14585142

Several best girls, all of them on the far side of the moon.

>> No.14585144

At least two characters have powers that are suspiciously similar to Hellsing characters.

>> No.14585145
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W-Who told you?!

>> No.14585150

The fairy is super cute, I want to pet her and feed her treats.

>> No.14585151

The anubis looks forward to the promise of hot cocoa, but is trepidatious about the prospect of having a dick on her ears, let alone fucking them. Maybe you could convince her otherwise, or suggest something else.

You find a bench and clear it of snow before sitting down. The anubis lays beside you in a fetal position, resting her head on your lap and shrouding most of herself beneath your coat. After about ten minutes, she falls asleep, mumbling happily about how warm you are and how nice you smell.
It'd be a perfect scenario, but goose harpies from a nearby pond have spotted you. They confer breifly amongst themselves, before seemingly reaching a conclusion. Then, they collectively shoot you a glare that could make an oni blanch, and all dozen of them begin to slowly walk towards you.
There is still time. If you leave now, you can avoid confronting them. But that would mean waking up your anubis girlfriend and running away with her.
If you stay, the harpies will surely be upon you, and you see no-one nearby who might be able to help you. What do?

>> No.14585156


What you want is not necessarily what the Cheshire will do.
They are trolls after all.

>> No.14585158

Yes, but unfortunately there's been talk and a few screens from the remake for years. we'll get a remake eventually, but I won't be suprised if it's five more years before that happens.

>> No.14585169

Hell hath no fury like Canadian geese.
Unfortunately, she's either gonna wake up from the geese or me, so I'll have to pick her up in a princess carry and skedaddle.
Either find another place to sit down, or head home if it's too cold.

>> No.14585186

It's a real pity.

>> No.14585195
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Jinko colored Cheshire and vice-versa when?

>> No.14585197

That sorceress is cute.
I'd be her assistant.

>> No.14585203

Of course, she's cute.
All sorceresses are cute.

>> No.14585206

You pick up the anubis, and she wakes up, looking at you with sleepy confusion. After you tell her you're heading home, she just nuzzles closer into your coat, trying to wear the thing as a blanket.
The harpies slowly pursue you to the edge of the park, but proceed no further than that. They all jeer at you, making unnervingly passable chicken impersinations, calling you names, and raising their middle feathers at you.
There are no cool fight scenes or heroic feats of bad-assery, causing the anubis to swoon in your arms and fall for you all over again, but at least you have her napping peacefully in your arms.
As you walk home, you wonder if she heard all the horrible things those geese harpies called you.

>> No.14585211

>Buff invisible jinko
Please no.

>> No.14585212
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I'd rather assist another powerful magic user.

>> No.14585214

>Surprise chuffing

>> No.14585218

>you will never grab her by the hips before she can leave and slam into her right there on the train in front of everybody
Why even live?

>> No.14585219

She's an old hag.

>> No.14585220
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>> No.14585224

>Not wanting a chuffing mountain of muscle to hug you and uncloak

Come on man.

>> No.14585232

More for me, then. Fucked if I can pronounce her name though, Hijiri Byakuren reads like someone just slapped their keyboard around.

>> No.14585236

sounds pretty great, to be honest

>> No.14585237

Nobody takes geese harpies seriously anyways. If it weren't for the fact that they're supposedly "endangered", the onis and ogres would have a field day roughing them up.
Anyways, once we enter the door, we're sitting by the fire and warming her up, along with thinking up better earmuff designs for her.

>> No.14585240

But you'll be teased, cuddled and bullied by them anon.
Isn't that wonderful?

>> No.14585241
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>big muscular Jinko with a thick Russian accent dressing up as a Cheshire for her husband
>braided hair and all
>sans the shoes of course

>> No.14585248
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So that you can grab her by the hips and slam into her even harder and as much as you want at home instead of getting arrested?

Though now that I'm thinking about it, would a society where a sizable chunk of the population exists solely for the purposes of sex even have public indecency laws?

>> No.14585249

A big muscular Jinko dressing up as anything for me would make me a very happy man.

You know what would really make he happy though? If she wore a bunny girl outfit.

>> No.14585254

Even if they were on the books they wouldn't really be enforced. Such a chance meeting would probably be regarded as love at first sight or something similar among potential witnesses.

>> No.14585255

>sans the shoes of course
You ruin it.

Would be happy to have a Jinko waifu who likes dressing though.

>> No.14585265
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>Long white hair
>What appears to be pleasure runes on her body
>Insanely powerful
Ultimecia can't fool me, the real reason she wanted to compress time and space was so that she could remake it in a way that everything centred around lewdness. She was just a shy Lilim.

>> No.14585267
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>tfw you've got lavender cat booty fever.

>> No.14585278

I could see them ignoring cases of public indecency just on the terms of logistics. They probably receive so many calls in a day about girls being exposed or having sex in public that they can only afford to respond when it either causes obstructions (like nude protesters having some an orgy in front of a public building) or if someone is in actual danger (public rape and the guy is not enjoying it).

>> No.14585288

I never thought of that before. Final Fantasy VIII would be pretty interesting if you changed sorceresses for lilims.
>Edna just raping the president in front of a cheering crowd
>non-posessed Edea has a DILF fetish
>Rinoa getting pervier once she becomes one
>Adele is a perv and so into /ss/ that she's kept in space where she can't grope little boys anymore
>Ultimecia wants to condense time and space into one single moment: the best orgasm she's ever had so she can enjoy it for eternity

>> No.14585294

That sounds nice. Imagine sitting by the fireplace after the sun's set, just playing around with hairbands and pieces of cloth to try and make something that'll fit nicely on your anubis girlfriend's ears.

I think .less' design works well for headphones, but for warm earmuffs, you'd want something a little like what Ran wears: the actual ear covers without the hat. Adapt it with thick soft wool, maybe use a thinner material at the actual earhole to reduce loss of hearing, make it comfortable enough to wear like a hairband, and I'd say that's a good design.

>> No.14585302

What would be the brown paper bag of public sex in MGC?

>> No.14585338
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I lust for Purplecat thighs.

>> No.14585343

Can you bully the unbullyeable?

>> No.14585355


>> No.14585357

A scary thought.

>> No.14585364

Barb really excels at fur textures.

>> No.14585368

I wish.

>> No.14585382

Clothed sex with slip-on clothes, probably something like a tracksuit. Loose enough to let you move around, fodle someone, and whip it out for a little fun, but pops right back into place when the cops come around. Some girls will get creative and put a 'tear' in the crotch so that they don't even have to drop their pants. Someone walking by can just say that they're 'cuddling' looking at them.

>> No.14585383

Then my garden would have a Kitsune and a Mucus Toad living in it, they'd have broken in and had their way with me long ago.

>> No.14585387

I'd embrace the alpocalypse.

>> No.14585397

Then I'd spend most of my time either working out with, or cuddling a Hellhound.

>> No.14585399

Then I wouldn't still be here shitposting with the rest of you cunts.

>> No.14585405

I wonder what fun you could have in the trains of MGC.

Like if you take advantage of the anonimity of the crowd and then slap some random girl's ass, she will never know it was you.

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>> No.14585410

Your ass would be slapped too.

>> No.14585416


>> No.14585417

I would tie Monster Girl's tails together.

>> No.14585420

Then I'd go to the big cat sanctuary down the road and leave with a jinko waifu. The Grizzly girls are all in a state of semi hibernation

>> No.14585423

>she will never know it was you
What if it was the ass of a fat-bottomed Shirohebi that you slapped?

>> No.14585428

>step 1: leave computer desk
>step 2: walk just outside front door
>step 3: remove clothes
>step 4:scream as loud as you can "OH LADIES!!! I WANT TO BE RAPED PLZ"

then pray that you will live to see the next morning.

>> No.14585434

Then I'd be spending my summer travel fund on Egypt instead of Japan.

>> No.14585437

I think it would mostly be the other way around.

>> No.14585444
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Big Cat sanctuary sounds nice, just a bunch of Big Cat Girls laying about.

>> No.14585447

Imagine a Shirohebi with a yandere face trying to determine who slapped her ass and going around asking every male on the train if they did it.

Not sure if i would be scared as hell or laughing like a prankster.

>> No.14585451

The walk between classes would be much more exciting.
I'd also take the opportunity to visit Arizona. There's bound to be some interesting MGs in the desert there.

>> No.14585454
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wouldn't they have some kind of trauma or be so abused they have trust issue?
would you be able to heal them anon both physically and mentally?

>> No.14585457

If time and space is compressed together, it means everyone at every point and time in the universe will be compressed together into a mass, singular orgy.

>tfw a lilim will never show you the literally infinite pleasures of a sexual singularity as your body and soul is compressed into hers.

>> No.14585458

She isn't even wearing any panties. I bet she wouldn't even stop you from taking out your dick and pushing through the gap between her pussy and her thighs. You could thrust and thrust making her wetter and wetter until if feels like you're inside her despite your grinding. Her taunting nyas would gradually build to husky panting as she fights back showing how much she's feeling it. Finally, you would blow outside turning her slick thighs and chubby belly white with your seed. You could even end it all by taking her soft body into your arms and kissing her greedily, devouring her mouth with your own.
What a slut.

>> No.14585459
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>Yandere Shirohebi looking for her spanker
>Implying her tail wouldn't catch you before you even made contact and pull your hand towards her front as she gives you her best yan smile
Don't underestimate the power of a snake desperate for love

>> No.14585463

Oh wow, i still remember the hunger games thing some anon was doing and how this piece of art was born.

That poor Jinko will never be the same.

>> No.14585467

Isn't there a Fox Village somewhere in Japan?
I'd like to see that after the MGs invade.

>> No.14585468

Are Yan reflexes that overpower?

>> No.14585476

has the one shirohebi writefaggotry done yet? the one where anon is working at the local shrine and befriends a shirohebi loli.

>> No.14585486

>Go to slap a Shirohebi on the ass
>Your hand makes contact but it's like she was expecting it
>She's coiled around your legs before your hand is even back at your side
>She spins and grabs your wrist, pulling you towards her
>Her other arm comes around and presses against your back, making it difficult to pull away
>She smiles the trademark yandere smile at you for a very uncomfortable length of time
>Finally she lets out a breathy "Hi."

>> No.14585490
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you have no idea

>> No.14585491

Day 7: I ditched the bookshelf disguise in favor of a treadmill disguise, something else I figured Wurms would not be interested in. Disturbingly, a few Wurms have continued to investigate the bookshelf despite the lack of male scent around it. One of them even picked up a book and tried reading it. I fear they may start to grow more intelligent, and thus more dangerous because of this.

>> No.14585494

Quiksilver finished that a while ago, mate.

>> No.14585498

There's probably some hidden Fox Shrine that's been isolated from the rest of the world for a thousand years.

>> No.14585503

ok cause I haven't been on for some time and I was just wondering because was super cute.

>> No.14585506

Chances of an escape?

>> No.14585515

I want to work with an Alice that has a disproportionately huge rear

>> No.14585519
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never ever...

>> No.14585522
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Work? What do Alices even do for a living?

>> No.14585532

This gif made me hungry for some tacos.

>> No.14585537

Is it really finished though? It doesn't exactly have a conclusion.

>> No.14585547

>your Alice imouto will never begrudgingly work at a maid cafe to pay for that new game you wanted for your birthday

>> No.14585548
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Have you ever seen a rabbit escape from a python after the python already had a hold of it?
>'My, my. Such a naughty boy. So eager to lay his hands on me.'
>Her tail tightens around your leg even more
>'Of course, if you really wanted to feel me. all you had to do was ask.'
>She leads your hand over her entire body
>Drawing lazy circles over
>Running it up and down her stomach
>Lingering at her burning entrance
>Then back up through her long hair to rest on her cheek
>'Heehee, do you like how it feels?'
>'Just wiat until we get back to my place. You'll get to feel so much more.~'
>She drag you off the train by your leg at the next stop
>You are taken back to her secluded shrine and enveloped in her body, milked by the snake ball she's formed for a week straight

>> No.14585558

Now I bet the treadmill's going to make them fit as well as smart. You're setting up your own capture at the claws of these unintentionally hyper-capable wurms.

They work as dakis for their big brothers, and get paid in treats and full body massages.
Those without big brothers would probably work in smaller caf├ęs or something.

>> No.14585559

It's not finished mang. new chapter and possible epilogue soon

>> No.14585567


Point is, I want to have her sit that fat fanny in my lap when she wants to go over a report

>> No.14585570

damn that sounds great.

>> No.14585580

I want a big bottomed yansnake.

>> No.14585581

Oh, my bad.

>> No.14585594

>working at a logistics company
>work in IT
>everyone is really cool but there's one person here you can't stand
>everything you do is wrong to her and she can do a job that takes you days to do in just a few hours
>or so she says
>but it's the holidays right now so it's just you and Michelle getting that awesome holiday pay
>things are looking well, Michelle hasn't stormed in your cubicle yet
>oh wait you just jinxed it, she's staring right through you
>"Anon! We need this project done before New Years!"
>you notice she's wearing more 'relaxed' clothes than the usual business attire
>wow those jeans are really hugging her hips...
>"Anon, are you even listening?"
>oh shit

>> No.14585597

Hold the line
Evasive maneuvers!

>> No.14585598

I'm not exactly a moralfag and i'm selfish as hell, i wouldn't probably mind what she does unless it harms me directly, she can try to kill people over jealous feeling for all i care.

I don't mind if she kidnaps me but she better takes full responsibility and starts taking care of me, I'm already somehwat of a neet who barely leaves the house so it wouldn't change that much.

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>> No.14585612

Tactical retreat?

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>> No.14585616

I'd rather launch an assault on dat ass

>> No.14585620

This reminds me of the Alice who live in a cardboard box covered in tick marks

>> No.14585621

>"If you're not going to take this seriously, then you can just leave right now Anon!"
>"If I wanted to I could have this project done by 3!"
>"Then prove it Michelle."
>"You heard me. Come here and do it then."
>as you say this you see this smug smile come across her lips
>"Okay Anon, you asked for it!"
>she then proceeds to run and jump into your lap
>holy shit she's more softer than you would've imagined
>and that ass is doing something to your roommate downstairs
>she's still smug as ever
>"Think you're ready Anon?"
>30 minutes in and she's trying so hard to get a reaction out of you while harping on your coding skills
>you've just resigned yourself to shutting up, letting her talk, and think about Barbara Straisand to keep your lil soldier at bay
Will continue this later tonight guys.

>> No.14585622

Converge all forces on that ass!

>> No.14585628

If I had a fat-bottomed Alice then we'd play that together

>> No.14585635

>You will never play both the Battlefronts with your fat-bottomed Alice
Wish they made a third one. Oh well

>> No.14585637


>> No.14585639

I want to cum inside my Alice Onee-san and scream during my climax FOR THE CHANCELLOR

>> No.14585645

>You will never whip out your SUPER BATTLE DROID and tell her to take it down

>> No.14585646

I'd love to play one with her sitting in my lap, her hips wiggling in excitement as we fire up the game.

Now, how long that would last before we did something stupid like try and fly a snow speeder through a tunnel and burst out laughing I don't know but it would be good either way

>> No.14585647

I lied. Sorry.
>about another hour of pure torture and she's done with the project
>and its only 2:35
>"I told you Anon! Done before 3!"
>that means you have to take me out tonight for dinner and drinks
>hold on you don't remember hearing that part of her boasting
>"Oh please Anon, I could practically smell your lust building as soon as I walked in here."
>"So you're gonna take me out for food and drinks."
>"Then when we get back to my place, I'll show you what this ass is really capable of!"

>> No.14585651

I went to one not long ago, it was pretty much that. Didn't see many of them, they have places to hang out when they don't want to be seen by tour groups. Most of them had horrible stories as to why they were there. Popeye the lemur was the only animal happy to see me. And I was followed by a couple tigers as they walked through their habitats. A serval hissed at me, bears slept in trees. One tiger took one look at me, made a sound like Aoooouuuuu and walked into her habitat. Also shy wolves watched us from far away in their new habitats. And a cheetah that had lived so long he was going blind. Some old lions, crosseyed white tigers, declawed servals, it was all pretty sad when you think about it. I did hear one white tiger chuff near me, so that was cool.

>> No.14585656

Also another sorry, this was kind of rushed because I can't write sex scenes well.
I can barely write at all.
Fuck English.

>> No.14585657

>did something stupid like try and fly a snow speeder through a tunnel
Oh the memories. Or just curbstomping with an AT-AT
Or trying to use the grapple and trip one
Or just being unkillable with a droidika

>> No.14585663

>Fuck English.
English is my native language, and I still fuck up with it.

>> No.14585680

If english was a monster girl i would probably fuck it up as well.

>> No.14585683

Same here

>> No.14585702
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Ms. Goldstein is looking for a personal assistant. Young and inexperienced applicants welcome,must be willing to work long hours, have basic office skills, and be willing to obey orders.

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>> No.14585711
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Please don't remind me, those were fucking dreadful

>> No.14585714

Exactly, it would be great playing those games with MGs.
We could even break out the original and start playing bespine where we try to blow Luke/vader off the side.

God I wish monster girls had been around in my childhood
Im still salty about the new one.
Didn't buy it because no campaign

>> No.14585716

I'm young and inexperienced, but eager to please and willing to obey any command! What do I have to do for this job?

>> No.14585731

Help her with menial tasks, keep track of her appointments and schedule, and do whatever you can to make her work easier.

>> No.14585732

Oh man, I loved Bespin. The overworld, the city map, what a great place
I'd play the shit out of that with MGs like I did in my childhood
I have many problems with the new one, but yeah, never bought it for the campaign as well

>> No.14585761

I want to get in the cloud car with a nerdy oni in braces and argue about how it works before having it smash into one of the buildings.
Engineer will always be my favorite class next to the dark troopers and 2s Clone Commanders

>> No.14585765

Yes, what this anon said. >>14585559 Once I get the motivation and don't have another story in the works that is.

>> No.14585770

I want to go on Nabbo with a nerdy Nightmare and argue why there is nothing wrong with shooting Gungans
>Dark Troopers
>Clone Commanders
good god, you and I played the same classes. except I liked playing the Sniper as well after I got the hang of it

Though, engi is great for vehicles

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I want a Pharaoh to sit on my face. And give me paizuri. God dammit, why can't it happen.
Why won't the pain go away?

>> No.14585791

What if she's had a rough day and doesn't feel like it?

>> No.14585793

Sniper was fun in 1 because you could sit back and spam the shit out of artillery probes.

And I would love playing space battles with a lich imotou

>> No.14585794

How would an MG react to goosh goosh?

>> No.14585796

Then you pout and threat her with masturbation.

>> No.14585799

Then we'll just cuddle. I can control my lust long enough to cuddle and give her a massage.

>> No.14585807

>space battles with a lich imotou
Space battles with anyone would be great. Boarding with a LAAT or a transport and just blowing up all their ships

>> No.14585809

>MFW no Ara Ara writers outside LDR
>MFW I love the shit out of Ara Ara MG types

>> No.14585812

>Download Battlefront 2 Extreme mod
>Loads of new classes, including Republic Commandos, IG-88 Spy Droids, and proper Magnaguards with Staves
Really would recommend it, it's so fucking fun and balanced, the whole game plays differently.

I want to be the Droid Confederacy with my Monster Girl onee-sans and crush meatbags.

>> No.14585818
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Himedere is wonderful.

>> No.14585819

>Nerdy Nightmare
That sounds wonderful.
Scout Trooper was my favorite.

>> No.14585826

Wondering why mamono mana is not kicking in and why neither of them are turning into alps.

>> No.14585829

Would your imotou be a golem?
Would she respond to every chore you gave her with "Roger Roger"?

>> No.14585831

>That sounds wonderful
I aim to please
>Scout Trooper was my favorite
My man.

>> No.14585835

>the onee-sabbath will never produce a clone legion of busty Familiars, each with their own ego

>> No.14585839

Lazy cat familiar ones-sans would be best

>> No.14585841
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>Japanese Ahri
>Every bit as wonderfully lewd as you could hope

>> No.14585844


"Hora hora? A peasant boy, in my bedchambers? Rather dreary, I must say."

"Have you no tact? It's an insult for a lowborn like yourself to gaze upon my beauty. On your knees."

"... A 'Knight'?"

"Pray tell, what is this? A man who was born lower than the sand beneath my feet that become a noble? How laughable! I would've thrown you to the Khepris if my pet here didn't sense you were telling the truth."

"Very well then, you may look. But do not touch. My body is only for the one who will become my King."

"Yes, yes. I'm aware of my beauty. In my former life I was known as the Rose of the Nile, and many princes would try to woo me with gold and other finery. But I care not for that."

"Mfufu. You're quite like a mutt, that filthy rod of yours standing up. With skin as pale as yours, you're surely a degenerate who would wish to relive the glory days of the old Empire."

"Very well, you may rub me with oil."

I tried.

>> No.14585851

Delicious. But I wouldn't be a knight. I'm not good enough for that calling. Maybe a mage. Maybe. I'd massage her and help her throughout the day though, with prayers and rituals and the like. It would be fun.

>> No.14585853
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I want a combat kiki.

>> No.14585856

Himedere popular Pharaoh that falls for that one Paladin who is inmune to her charisma when?

I always liked those kind of stories, where they can't have what they truly want.

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I want a combat mouse.

>> No.14585858

I just want to smell the sandalwood on her hair, and the musky feminine odor of her nethers when I make the inevitable night call

>> No.14585859

Try less stuck up slut and more genuinely classy next time.

>> No.14585864

I want a combat knife ears.

>> No.14585871

I do too. I'd love to service her. But only if she proposed marriage first with torches around the bedside.

>> No.14585875
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I want a combat alp.

>> No.14585878

I want a Kombat Kobold

>> No.14585885

Just get a Succubus.

>> No.14585886

>Combat kiki
>Has a very imposing aura
>Knows muay thai and krav maga
>Has a scar across her face she will never tell you how she obtained
>Can probably kill you in more ways than you even know about
>There are so many weapons concealed on her body that you wonder why you can't see most of them
>Will still blush like a schoolgirl when you headpat her

>> No.14585887

I want a Kinky Kombat Kobold.

>> No.14585890

I don't know how to write classy. So that's a -me- problem.

>> No.14585893

>Knows muay thai and krav maga
Can I have one that knows real combat skills?

>> No.14585900

Sounds nice.

Stern while wearing lewd maid outfits would be neat too.

>> No.14585911

Sorry i didn't know any real killing arts to put in there.

>> No.14585927

I want to molest combat kiki's tail

>> No.14585932

Oh good someone else who wants a fighter Kiki.
Looks like I'm not alone in my thoughts of a mercenary kikimora, sweeping the battlefields for her owner.

>> No.14585936

That's rather frightening.

>> No.14585937

A Battle Butt?

>> No.14585938
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>tfw no kiki to explore the zone with

>> No.14585943


>> No.14585949

>stalker kiki
Oh god I never realized ho much I wanted this. Or lizardgirl.

>> No.14585954

I'd be puzzled by their bullshit, seriously so many of them cheat the laws of reality just by existing. Giant spiders, giant ants, giant snakes, all of those being fertile and able to interbreed with humans? Fucking gimme a break.

>> No.14585957

>A stalker Kiki with russian accent
Corrected that for you, m8.

>> No.14585960

Who gives a shit?

>> No.14585962

>>MFW no Ara Ara writers outside LDR
Considering how popular the archetype is, I find that hard to believe. Unless you're saying "ara ara done well" in which case opinions.

>> No.14585963

Me, since anon asked "what if they were real", let's give it a realistic answer. Fucking idiot.

>> No.14585967

>Instant leglock

>> No.14585970

I would be like that MC in that P'Orc story that just goes around dicking everything and doesn't give a fuck about anything.

>> No.14585974

But if they became real why should I care if they make sense or not?

>> No.14585981

they all have Russian accents because Ukrainian people are a myth.

>> No.14585982

>and doesn't give a fuck about anything
To think, the only children of his that he's interacted with were the Caragor kittens.

>> No.14585983

Because you'd have to tackle enough real issues like, for instance, how does your wight waifu stay fresh and not smelling like rotten organs? How big do you need your hallways to be to accommodate the horse pussy kingdom envoy without having her break every vase with her giant ass? Does the pharaoh like her pizza with or without olives?

>> No.14585986

Not him but the wider ramifications would mean a whole lot.

>> No.14585988

Not my problems.

The ramifications of my dick.

>> No.14585991

Mam___ Ma_a
You have M and A, insert O, and N

>> No.14585992

>Not my problems.
Then you're not ready to live with your waifu.

>> No.14585996
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>What if monster girls were real?
Reality ensues.
>But magic!
Magic isn't real.

>> No.14585998

My waifu would be easy to handle as long as I replace all the doorknobs and such.

>> No.14586001

Guess combat Kiki wants a bun in the oven.
Time for mating press and hand holding

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>> No.14586026

Or real issues like how can my waifu prepare steaks for us with big hairy digits? That shit's going to get all in her hair and that's unsanitary.

>> No.14586033

This guy knows it.

>> No.14586036

They could be 3DPD and I wouldn't care about them

>> No.14586039

>Worried about her getting her fur dirty when she can just wash her paws
>Not concerned with all the hairs that will be shed into your food instead


>> No.14586046

Big fat demon tats.


>> No.14586048

Damn straight it would.
>Cat Familiar Onee-san
>conceals you in a wing cocoon when she's feeling frisky
>presses your arm into her cleavage while licking your cheek and emanating a deep purr that resonates throughout the cocoon
>takes notice of your enhanced morning wood, rips off your skivvies, and puts her well textured paw-things to work

>> No.14586055

Just when I said "Maybe I'll stop fapping to this guys stuff so much" It just calls me back
Curse this guy and his everything

>> No.14586066

By that logic, none of the undeads (and elementals) would be able to function. They need magic to "live".
Also, without magic, many monster types would be redundant or simply wouldn't be special:
For instance, Ryus wouldn't be able to control the weather, Thunderbirds and Raijus couldn't mess with electricity willy-nilly, Medusas couldn't petrify people, Shirohebi would be just white variations of standard Lamias, Lilims basically just becoming fancy Succubi, etc.

Without demonic energy, every monster part that normally wouldn't impede fucking, would. Every monster that's stronger than the others (Wurms, Ushi-Onis, Minotaurs, etc.) will cause much bone breaking, paralysis, and death.
On the plus side, we wouldn't have to worry about places suddenly getting turned into demon realms, and human women wouldn't get corrupted.

TL;DR, monstergirls getting dumped into our world without magic or demonic energy would be like a bad PC port. It's a huge mess, some things might work, but everything else doesn't.

>> No.14586068

>Still no flashlight vagina demon stories

>> No.14586073
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Curse his fat-bottomed Goblins.

>> No.14586077
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You better not tease those Tanuki's anon, they're dangerous!

>> No.14586079

Curse his fat-bottomed everything
curse his dick sucking lips on everyone

>> No.14586081

What can those pipsqueaks do?

>> No.14586084

We never did figure out what Tanukis were doing in the Wurm hole.

>> No.14586086


A follower of Mars who grew up in the Legions and was raised to have machine-like discipline.

Pharaoh absolutely losing her mind because he's not dense, he just has better shit to do than listen to her smug Himedere antics. And somehow that makes it so much fucking worse.

>> No.14586093

>You will never be an adventurer and constantly bring in all the stuff you find in tombs, caves and such to a Tanuki merchant to sell.
>She practically drools when you up-end a sack full of gems and sell them to her because it's taking up too much of your inventory space.

>> No.14586094

Hence why MGE is a fantasy setting and not a modern one. You don't mix the two.

EMG on the other hand tackles most of these issues head-on; lamias are weak to harsh temperature changes, the MC's house needs to be renovated and turns as spacious as can be, and he gets a goddamn government fund to afford all the food necessary since most of the girls end up being gluttons thanks to the calorie intake necessary for their lower bodies to function.

That's not to say it's more realistic, but Crabman is one of the few writers for monster girl content that gives a whole fuck about the biological and physiological processes of monster girls, rather than just throwing his hands in the air and going "UH, MAGIC I GUESS?".

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>> No.14586099

They were doing whatever they want.

>> No.14586105

Unfortunately Crabmans girls are cunts most of the time.

>> No.14586106
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The power of money anon.

>> No.14586108

>TFW the Tarantula Arachnes can molt if he goes by science
>TFW walk in on her and her fur is all blue and shit

>> No.14586115

So what?

>> No.14586118
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That's because he threw all the girls into a stupid competition for one guy, rather than going with a host family for each girl. Then the manga would be worth reading.

>> No.14586119

That picture was drawn several threads ago when our resident Wurm-anon was talking about wurm noodling.
One anon proposed sticking his hand in the hole in the ground while holding a gem, and had two miniature Tanukis latched onto his hand when he pulled it out.

>> No.14586121

I'd be drawing from live mg models instead.

>tfw no demon to model for your class
No time for unf, gotta get good first.

>> No.14586124
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What if they take a liking to you! Or worse start to hate you!

They could hire Booba Fett to come after you!

>> No.14586127

Pretty much. That's also why the 2 first chapters were god-like and the only ones worth reading.

>> No.14586128

But that's my plan.

>> No.14586129

What if you are richer than them?

>> No.14586141
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>Anon richer than Tanuki

>> No.14586144
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>not having the fixed version

>> No.14586147

Stuff the turkey.

>> No.14586157

>Some boy get kidnapped by slavers
>Tanuki decides to buy him, outbidding everyone by a huge margin
>As the countdown begins a human voice coming from Anon. the boys cousin/sibling/whatever announces a bid that exceeds even what the tanuki brought
>when asked about the source of the wealth Anon only says two words
>Cutco knives

>> No.14586177

>Booba Fett
>a Jubjub mercenary
>ruthless in her job
>but she only wants a husband
>instead she gets tentacles

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>> No.14586184

Poor Booba Fett, her life is now spent being violated by the CC Saarlac tentacle girl without a husband.
Guess I should hop on in and nab her

>> No.14586190

I fell into a giant sand vagina.
I didn't want to,
But my friends called me gay~

>> No.14586195
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>not chilling together with your newfound Booba Fett and Saarlac Sandworm waifus
>not sharing a mental link with one another

>> No.14586198

Oh shit, I only now notice that Sandworms have a fat ass.

>> No.14586199

Are you sure your baby dick can compete with that?

>> No.14586200


>No horrifying RNA network that mindlinks all its victims together

>> No.14586201

>Using anatomy books for fap bait
What is he, 10?

>> No.14586203

And if chafed, chafed, chafed
The sand vagina
the sand vagina.

>> No.14586208

Oh you.

>> No.14586225

>TFW all the cool Star Wars stuff was made noncannon for Disney's shit knockoff Star Wars
Don't remind me.

>> No.14586230
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>turning lesbians straight is my fetish.
>Only lesbian MG is liliraune, and she's already bi.

>> No.14586232 [SPOILER] 
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You're right, I should have opened with the girls MG General likes.

>> No.14586238

There's always monsterizing human women,

>> No.14586244

I wonder how it would feel to receive a beak blowjob.

>> No.14586253

I know this is bait, but they still look cute in a non-lewd way. Bird Papi especially.

>> No.14586254

Pointy and stabby and uncomfortable
You fucking furry.

>> No.14586256
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I suppose... transformation and mindrape are alright.

>> No.14586261

I'm already a horsefucker, stop trying to make me fuck snakes and birds.

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>> No.14586270

Some people here need a gassing.

>> No.14586275


>> No.14586277

>Comes to the MG thread.
>Expects not to find degenerates
/pol/ please

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>> No.14586284

I wouldn't dick them but they are pretty cute.

Is this how it begins /mgt/?

>> No.14586287
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>Have a crush on a girl
>Turns out she's lesbian
>Pay off Succubus to 'change her mind'
>Knock on your door the next day
>She's been dropped off on your doorstep
>She's bound up & completely nude
>Her skin is a pale lavender
>Horns growing from her forehead up & around her scalp
>Inky black spade tail
>Bat wings growing from her shoulders
>A weave of pleasure runes covers a large portion of her body
>Her thighs are already soaked with juices
>She makes eye contact with you and begins to tremble
>She leans over into you, burying her face in your crotch, moaning quite loudly
>You spot a tag on her bindings
>'Have Fun~'
>Spend all weekend introducing her to the joys of sucking & riding cock

>> No.14586290

Those are some fat thighs

>> No.14586291

What's wrong? Feel fursecuted?

>> No.14586292

Whens Mono gonna come back to give us more of this semen demon?

>> No.14586310
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No clue whatsoever.
That, and I have no idea what goes through a drawfags mind when they create OC characters.

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>> No.14586330

Pomeranian Kobolds acting proud to manticores and chimeras.

>> No.14586337

>Pomeranian Kobolds
Super fluffy Kobolds with equally fluffy manes?

>> No.14586348

Fuck Pomeranians. Fluffy little rats that don't know how to shut up.

>> No.14586351

>and I have no idea what goes through a drawfags mind when they create OC characters.

Monorus: "I need to make this character cute, give them some defining traits and a general foundation for a personality, but mostly make sure that they look softer than then the bed I'll inevitably be drawing them on at some pin in the future."

Hyphen: "Everyone likes happy things, so I'll make happy characters with great asses, who will enjoy sex a lot."

Maritan: "I like the MGE canon, so I'll defer to it when making my characters, designing them with an appearance and background that wouldn't look out of place in that universe."


.less: "my charakter is sooper kool they get all the sex and can shoot laser beamz out of their ghost horns and tey're badass and the angel is the best at sex and i'll make one of them like me because he's strong and always smarter than other people who try to annoy him aall the tiem and he also hates josh from school (fuck u josh stop showing everyone my laska fanfiction) if he met josh hed use his demon powers of darkness to tear him apart in the Shadow Dimension and also his favourite animal is wolves sometimes i draw him as a wolf but i dont let anybdy see those picturs because hes snuggling me in them"

Snibako: "Shit, I fucking love tall girls."

>> No.14586352

I'm going to molest her fluffy little ears

>> No.14586355

If your Pomeranian Kobold gets too yappy just make her wear a ball gag. She can't take it off with her big meaty paws, so you can just let her go about her day normally like that.

>> No.14586358

This is fantastic.

>> No.14586370
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>drawing girls with great asses
The man can draw a nice pair of titties, but his asses feel too static.
Though I'm only capable of pointing out problems, not solutions. So I'm not sure if my criticism carries weight.

>> No.14586375

Too funny.

>> No.14586385

This is actually pretty accurate.

>> No.14586389

While Mari's description is accurate, she always types like an ERPer 100% of the time.
Tildes and all.

>> No.14586394

>less' doesn't mention Haohi's feet
8/10 at least tho, you tried

>> No.14586397

Could I get some examples of Hyphen and Snibako? I'm not familiar with their work.

Also, don't forget about Loen.

>> No.14586406
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good one

>> No.14586409
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>> No.14586412
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He does mostly lewd art

>> No.14586427 [SPOILER] 
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>"Everyone likes happy things, so I'll make happy characters with great asses, who will enjoy sex a lot."
Uh...yeah...happy characters...

>> No.14586428

I like this, do more people from the thread.

>> No.14586433

What the fuck is that?

>> No.14586436
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Here's the most recent example of Snibakos work.
>hair over one eye
>that little Wendigo peeking out in the background
Cute stuff famiglia. It's also a delight to see more busty Wendigos.

>> No.14586439

The zerg overmind equivalent of a shoggoth

>> No.14586440
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someone send help, i cant sleep again
It keeps happening, help

>> No.14586441

Do you think Mari is soft?

>> No.14586443

Oh my god those are huge ass biceps

>> No.14586444

I'd rather not think that.

>> No.14586446

You 'miring?

>> No.14586453

I bet she snuggles well.

Nope, couldn't type that without regretting it immediately.

>> No.14586454
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Would you this fairy?

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>> No.14586462

I bet she has big meaty thighs that you can squeeze your dick into while spooning.

>> No.14586465
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>That one scene where Rinoa was possessed by Ultimecia
>And proceeds to stumble down the hall in a daze, with you having no way to stop her
>Imagine this scene with a possessed lamia girl turning into an apophis
>Slithering slowly towards you in a manner similar to a drunken, lustful haze

>> No.14586466

I knew I was missing one or two people. Can't believe I forgot Loen.

I like that little wendigo in the background there.

Uh, mostly happy?

It wouldn't be as funny now. Maybe I'll do some writefags when people don't expect it.

>> No.14586467

I want to use big meaty thighs as a pillow.

>> No.14586469

That Lilim is a gangbang slut, so I'd rather avoid her touch.

>> No.14586473

>Maybe I'll do some writefags when people don't expect it.
I need to see this.

>> No.14586474

Went kind of overboard with ragging on .less there anon. Kinda derails the joke.

Pretty good otherwise.

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>> No.14586481

Nah, I'd say he was pretty spot-on either way.

>> No.14586486

then I hope you're ok with my dick in your ear

>> No.14586487

The offer obviously only applies to girls. Fatfags can fuck off.

>> No.14586489

I think I might've. I hope he doesn't take it too harshly.
When riffing on someone or sonething, I think it's best to not go in with an intent to insult.

>> No.14586490
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I want to hotdog a hot dog.

>> No.14586491

I'm referring to how her thighs are already occupied by my spooning and dick, retard.

>> No.14586493

You and the rest of us buddy.

>> No.14586495

I was refering to big meaty thighs as a pillow in general, not the ones you were currently dicking at the moment, idiot.

>> No.14586496
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Don't worry, I'm here to help.

>> No.14586501
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I want to enjoy some spiced frankfurters with a Hellhound.
I'll only put cheese and onions on mine since every other topping beyond those two are shit.

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What about thighs as a pair of fluffy earmuffs wrapped around your head?

>> No.14586503

>Talking shit about saurkraut
>Talking shit about mustard

You are a heathen of the highest order

>> No.14586504

Who made this and why have I not seen it before? I can't stop smiling.

>> No.14586506

How is she a fairy if she's big?

>> No.14586507

Eh, they don't look at meaty, and like they'd be uncomfortably warm with all that fur.

>> No.14586508

Sauerkraut an mustard taste bad.
Honey mustard is the way to go.

>> No.14586509

Times are tough if a Hellhound from the depths of The Underworld has to hand out fliers for a hot dog place.

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>> No.14586512
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If she's looking to cool down, there are other options. What she seems to have in mind is just going to get both of us hot and sweaty.

>> No.14586513

Not just sauerkraut. Heresy of the foulest kind.

>> No.14586514
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She is smaller than my dick.

>> No.14586515

I want to bury myself in that tail and never come back out again.

>> No.14586518
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>image name

>> No.14586521

Magic, anon. You'd be surprised at how elastic a fairy's body can be.

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>> No.14586537

I'm almost afraid to ask what you think of only ketchup.

>> No.14586542

Ketchup is fine but less flavorful than mustard.

Honestly, the only thing you should have ketchup with is french fries.
And even then only if they are the regular ones because steak fries don't need it.

>> No.14586543
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Ketchup is alright.
Though the best ketchup I ever had was at a Disneyworld resort.

>> No.14586545

But I love ketchup though.
I can't enjoy fries of any kind without it.
Except curly fries because that shit's spiced just right.

>> No.14586546
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>steak fries don't need ketchup

>> No.14586547

Eh, I've never been a huge fan of curly fries myself.

They don't my friend, they are perfect as they are.

>> No.14586553

Arby's curly fries are the best.
I might be biased by good memories of Arby's.

Also where the hell do you get steak fries my friend? Every place I've gone they've needed ketchup either to add flavor, or because they're salty as hell.

>> No.14586560

A local place called The Score, it's a sports bar and they come with the burgers/ribs.

Red Robin has some pretty good ones too.

>> No.14586563

That depends. If they're the super salty and fatty delicious ones then they go plain. Cheap cafeteria shit gets the sauce.

>> No.14586564

Curly fries are great. Pizza 73 also has really good ones.

Personally I like ketchup on burgers. Only restaurant burgers though. I prefer mustard on home-made burgers.

>> No.14586566

Okay yeah, Red Robin's steak fries can stand on their own, but I need to use ketchup on them or they overpower me after a few.

>> No.14586572

>cafeteria shit gets the sauce.
Best fuckin' fries I've ever had were at my high school cafeteria. Crinkle-cut, crisped and salted to perfection. Never dared to ruin 'em with ketchup.
What I would do is soak some in gravy and layer them over the accompanying cheese-burger to have a poutine burger though.
Goddammit now I miss high school...

>> No.14586576

Burgers at home I typically go without anything so I can taste the meat but I typically throw pepperjack cheese, jalapenos, onions, lettuce, and tomatoes on them when I go out.

Yep, that they can.

As a side note, I would also walk into a Buffalo Wild Wings and join whichever girl bought me a couple wings for a night in bed.
the sith's would have to down a de-furring potion first though.
Even I have my limits.

>> No.14586581

I got fairly decent oven-baked (plenty of material but not crisped or salted) but honestly I prefer the McDs style fries. Thin, fried and salty.

>> No.14586587

McDonalds' are alright for what they are, but far from a favorite personally.

Far as fast-food joints go, Wendy's is probably my favorite french fries.

>> No.14586589

>Buffalo Wild Wings
Man, I don't know if it's the local restaurant but the wings there are awful. None of the wing sauces are remotely good, they're either way too dry or just plain nasty. The only way I found them edible was after letting them sit in a fridge and then microwaving them. Meanwhile, Hooters has a good wing sauce but the meat itself is only alright, while BWW's have great meat for theirs.

Also owlgirl with big hooters when KC.

>> No.14586593
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>Go out to eat some hot wings with your Wendigo waifu
>Begin hearing feral snarling from you're waifus direction while wiping the sweat off your brow
>See her mowing those tender, spicy drumsticks down to the bone with bloodshot eyes
>Decide to take her out to get milkshakes afterwards to congratulate her for having a titanium stomach

>> No.14586594

How does /mgg/ feel about Wingstop?

>> No.14586602

/mgg/ food and french fries.

I think it depends on who's in the kitchen.
Some cooks drown them in sauce while others only cover one side.

One of the best places for wings around is actually a pizza place/sports bar.

They have these huge ass wings and drumsticks with really good meat and a traditional sauce that makes my mouth water.

I get them everytime because of how good they are.

The Anchor Bar can't be beat though, the heat isn't as high as some other places but the taste is phenomenal.
So glad I went there.

>> No.14586604

Never heard of it.

>> No.14586606

Oh little 'awawawawa's, how I love thee.

>> No.14586614
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One day into this German philosopher course, and I can more accurately put into words how I feel about Druella. She's actually kind of pitiful, living between sexual partners in pursuit of hollow pleasure. It's the empty and meaningless life of an addict in pursuit of the next high.

Further proof that the DL is just as flawed as the Order. Praise Eros.

>> No.14586616

There's one in town, but I've never been there. Probably because my town's a shithole and I try to avoid any restaurant in it (these people consider Applebee's high-quality cuisine). Then again, I've heard good things about the local sushi place, so iunno.

Also, have you ever heard of a place that a Starbucks failed and went out of business in less than 3 months? That's my town.

>> No.14586619
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>Also owlgirl with big hooters when KC.

>> No.14586623

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to teach your waifu and daughterus about the proper wing etiquette.

Boneless if you want to taste the sauce better, traditional if you want to taste the meat.

Also be sure to give Spade Tail's a try, their waitresses may have a large amount of alps but the ignis who makes the wings is a wizard, along with that minotaur who works the grill.

>> No.14586638

Write more big tiddies and ass stuff, Average.

>> No.14586639
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cuter than MGE yeti TBQH

>> No.14586644

I will once I can actually write again.

I've gone through 30k words at this point and I keep scrapping them because they are all a shit.

>> No.14586648

Also, what sort of big titties/asses would you want to see?

>> No.14586649

Where are her paws? How can she hug?

>> No.14586651

She also wears a fluff diaper so she's great in my book.

>> No.14586659

Also, if anyone's cautious. The image doesn't imply what you may be thinking: http://exhentai.org/g/736454/02a8bfab1e/
Unfortunately it's just some whorehouse shit.
You'll find your spark some time.
Raiju since she lacks content aside from that nice short PRW wrote.

>> No.14586667


I wonder if you did that on purpose.
Regardless, I'll give it a try, I've got to go to bed and get up early for family stuff tomorrow.

Good night Anons.

>> No.14586674

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.14586679

Good to know.

>> No.14586693

She has the yaoi hands. She can still give you a big bear hug, but she has actual opposable thumbs

>> No.14586698

But they're not soft or fluffy!

>> No.14586702

Hey, they might be soft. Not fluffy though

>> No.14586706
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I love Miia!

I want to bury my face her her hips!

And then i want to make her a nice dinner!

Then i want to take a bath together and cuddle in the warm water!

>> No.14586709

Miia isn't real and never will be. And when you die alone and fade into oblivion she won't be waiting for you there either.

>> No.14586713
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Don't pretend to know what happens when you die anon!

>> No.14586714

>Told myself to get back to my writing
>spent this week playing puzzle and dragons
I hate being easily distracted

>> No.14586715

>Whorehouse shit
Well duh. What else would Japan do with Hooters?
Have you even read Butcha-u?

>> No.14586717

You're optimism is admirable if nothing else

>> No.14586725

>Whorehouse shit
Actually that gives me a thought.

For MGC, with these kinds of service locales, we ascribe to them a "High Turnover Rate"; with such places basically being quick-stop matchmakers rather than brothels. So my pondering is this. How do you think such places would handle uniforms? Would they have them? Would they make the girls turn them in after they get a guy? Would they let them keep them? What do you think the cost for uniforms would be with such high turnovers?

>> No.14586728

Captain James Hook said it best.
>"Death is the only real adventure."