Monster Girl Thread

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In which a slime consumed the thread suddenly.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

[Anonymous No.]

I will have nightmare today about that demonic slime killing the thread.

Serously now, what happened?

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>>14850805
Good job, Anon! I was wondering what happened to the last one and I couldn't decide what to post for this new thread. Bumped off into the archives 2 times in a row... what's going on...?

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>>14850807
Too many backed up males in the thread, attracted the slimes.

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Kikis are olev.

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>>14850807
>Serously now, what happened?
From what I gather, some impatient chucklefuck tried to make a new thread, but managed to that one and the one we were in deleted.

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>>14850204
>>14850224
>Now you have two problems

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>>14850805
Oh man, I was considering making a new thread. Good on you anon.

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Blue girls are olev

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>>14850827
That man has an iron will.

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>>14850817
Shoggoths look cooler, and are more versatile as meidos.

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>>14850827
Well there's your problem, you've got a Cheshire bending time and space.

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>>14850827
Clever girls.

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>>14850827
I want to play those floating asses like bongos.

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>>14850821
to get that one*

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I want to confess to Minotaur-senpai!

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>>14850692
Would some of them brag about stealing all the white boys?

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I want to protect and care for a monster girl. That'd be swell.

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>>14850867
I want to spike a kiki's food with mino milk so she gets as big as minotaur-senpai!

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>>14850850
Some prefer cool, others prefer cute.
Some prefer versatility, others prefer elbow grease.
And some prefer maids, while others simply like Shoggoths and Kikis.
[/spoiler]But this fighting, even before it becomes fighting... it will only tear us apart.[/spoiler]

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>>14850827
i wonder the surprise when he actually sees her face

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>>14850871
The Jabberwock never "stole" her otouto. At least, maybe.

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>>14850876
There. Now you can't pretend you didn't see the moral.

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>>14850867
I want to date an easygoing minotaur girl

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>>14850876
Oh my.

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>>14850885
She has anorexia somethin fierce.

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>>14850879
What is it with jabberwocks and otoutos anyway?

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>>14850891
They're just viewed as prime onee-san material among the dragongirls. Also, any discussion regarding lasts a few posts so >inb4 forced.

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>>14850871
You know that Pharaoh would brag about how she's got a nice pale boy to her Apophis rival.
Now that I think about it, pale skin would probably be exotic in the kinds of places Pharaohs live.
Imagine her roping her Anubis Adviser and Sphinx Retainer into a foursome with you so they can understand how good her taste is.
Imagine your dick being molested by their fat brown butts.

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>>14850894
regarding it*

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More yanderes

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>>14850894
Huh. I wonder why.
Though I suppose I'm also guilty of contributing to it seeing as I wrote a story about a jabberwock onee-san.

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Lizardgirl maintaining her tail!

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we need more warrior dragons

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>>14850896
I don't know, I would feel I'm just a fetish to her.

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>>14850899
I approve wholeheartedly.

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>>14850910
I want a scholarly blue dragon that likes to relax in her cave beneath the desert.

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>>14850896
>Imagine your dick being molested by their fat brown butts.
This, I also approve of.

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>>14850903
>Though I suppose I'm also guilty of contributing to it seeing as I wrote a story about a jabberwock onee-san.
You're a pretty cool guy Gauf.

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>>14850899
papi why

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>>14850899
did that one anon finish that fox green text?

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>>14850910
I like magma tiddies.

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>>14850930
She's bad with salsa jars.

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>>14850932
Two yan fox greentexts come to mind for me. Care to specify?

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>>14850899
Yes

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>>14850937
It's been more than a year since I screencapped that, holy shit time flies.

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>>14850936
there was this one last thread about a fox tht traps a guy inside her cafe or something

last time I checked he said someone else could finish it as he couldn't do smut and we were trying to encourage him

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>>14850937
>Yanpire
sort of like Yanwight

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>>14850926
Ah man, am I that obvious? ... or am I the only person to have written a Jabberwock onee-san story?

And not cool enough to have finished that damn Kumiho story, apparently. Maybe I should just drop it and do something else.

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>>14850961
That was written out into a full story.
Fucker deleted it though, and I actually liked it too.

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>>14850965
>or am I the only person to have written a Jabberwock onee-san story?
That you are.
>And not cool enough to have finished that damn Kumiho story, apparently. Maybe I should just drop it and do something else.
Is it going to be different from the first Kumiho story you wrote?

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>>14850964
They both make great yandere adoptive moms.

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x is best girl

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>>14850969
I not so much deleted it and more it gut destroyed before i could save it
good or bad i try to hold on to everything

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>>14850867
I want her to pin me to a wall and force me suckle one of her tits.

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>>14850910
now that is a beautiful woman i want to fight

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>>14850980
Indeed

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>>14850996
I want to be a butler for a vampire mistress that tried magic to 'improve' a few minor imperfections, not that she had them, and ended up with Kloa tier titties.

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>>14850996
>Kloah still hasn't mad any hmangas with the Vampires he's drawn
Dammit.

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>>14850974
Entirely, hopefully. No yandere, just an awkward kumiho who has never seen a man other than her father being housed by the government with a paper pusher and trying to manage her twin urges. Featuring hilariously awful monster romance novel seduction attempts.

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>>14851011
Sounds cute man.

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Goddamn nerd monstergirls don't shut up about this game where you have to kill 16 colossi to save your husbando.

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Would a yandre monster girl do her best to make her appearance better match her target's tastes?

Would they down minomilk and get lifting if he was a fan of muscle or down holstaur milk till they've got titanic titties for him?

Would you be ready for her to show up every day or two to see if her body's meeting your standards? Taking in every movement of your eye?

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>>14851033
>Would a yandre monster girl do her best to make her appearance better match her target's tastes?
I can already appreciate a decent amount of bodytypes.

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>>14851033
Or you know, use the old yandere way

Kidnap him until he develops stockholm syndrome

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>>14851043
Then she's just going to get confused when she finds that EVERYTHING works.

>>14851045
Well yeah but that's boring.

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>>14851033
You mean like that Kiki that removed kiki bits to appeal to her master's preference for humans?

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>>14851045
They'd love to experiment with different methods at least.

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>>14851055
>Well yeah but that's boring
It has a 100% of success you know.

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>>14851057
The one doing the handstand?

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>>14851045

What if you happen to be desperate and are weak against yandere types? Will it not happen because you actually want it? That's how animes work right?

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>>14851057
Well, that's just redundant.

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>>14851031
It's annoying really. There isn't a single original monstergirl game developer out there, aping all our human made games.
The message of the original really gets lost when you change the ending to a sex scene and nothing else.

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I want a Wyvern.

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Yandere Dormouse

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>>14851102
I'm gonna tie her up in her sleep so she doesn't make a ruckus.

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>>14851102
Sounds adorable.

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>>14851104
What if she ties you up so she can sleep all day hugging you without having to worry about yourself escaping?

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>>14851109
5/10, made me chuckle. No little mouse could ever overpower me, especially when she's already tied up and I'm raping her.

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Trigger warning: this story features a smelly manticore hobo

>You walked home on your way from your job, dead tired. The doctor you worked under was slow as molasses, so overtime was a common occurrence.
>By the time you clocked out it was already dark out, so you made your way to the subway located several blocks down.
>You kept your pace brisk since path took you through a rough patch of town
>Back straightened, head up, and house keys poking out through your balled fist; just like your father had taught you
...
>"Spare some change?"
>You jumped, startled by the sudden appearance of a homeless woman from a gap between two buildings
>A manticore, judging by the tail swishing behind her
>She was leaning up against the alley wall, resting on the balls of her feet
>Plastic bags were wrapped around her tattered shoes, with the soles hanging loose like hungry mouths. She wore a greasy looking faux-fur jacket over an even greasier wifebeater.
>Her breath reeked of halitosis and cheap alcohol
>She gave a friendly grin, although her eyes stayed hard and mean, looking you over
>"So, whaddya say? Help a girl out?"
>"Nope, got no money on me," you said, while slowly edging away
>Faster than you could react, her tail lashed out and whipped you across the face, embedding numerous spines into your cheek and neck
>You gasped from the pain and collapsed onto your hands and knees, immobile from the venom while she methodically patted you down for any valuables
>After liberating you from your wallet, keys, and phone, she looped her segmented tail around your throat
>You were dragged deep into the alley and leaned against the brick wall of the building
>By that time you were panting from the venom, sweating bullets and sporting a painfully erect boner
>Your arms and legs were completely without feeling and impossible to move
>The manticore stripped you in a matter of seconds with a practiced ease, and then stripped herself of her faux-fur jacket and baggy pants, leaving her in just the wifebeater and an oddly clean looking pair of panties.
>A highly concentrated draft of Eau De Hobo wafted from the woman, making you gag.
>"You reek", you sputtered, nose wrinkled in distaste, which only made her grin widen
>"How rude, I'm a proper lady. Lemme help you with those spines," she said, and promptly tore out the handful of barbs stuck in you
>You screamed and tried to bring your hand up to my face, only getting a twitch in response
>"Know why yer not bleedin more? It's a co-ag-eurlant in my venom, makes it not bleed more"

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>>14851117
She's going to tie up your heart by being really cute in her pajamas!

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>>14851087
They make plenty of original games. Like Paladin Hunter, or Ghost Photographer, or Brothel Builder.

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>You will never find a loving, fit Amazon
>She will never take you on as her companion
>You will never adventure around the world with her, saving her from danger and vice-versa
>You will never enjoy post-victory sex
>Gumwild will never put out a new chapter

Why even live?

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>>14851117
>What are drugs

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Viper lamias are best lamias

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>>14851123
>Paladin Hunter
>Ghost Photographer
[Desiretointroduceamonstergirlnerdtoold-schoolhumangamesintensifies],gif
The only one I don't know is Brothel Builder, what is that based on?

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>>14851124
>buff catgirls
Mmm baby.

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Man, I want rub my face on Miia's exposed belly!

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>>14851118
Proceed.

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>>14851124
I want a lazy but inexplicably muscled cat girl to nap in my lap.

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>>14851131
That's a hardcore snek.

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>>14851153
Would she want you to rub her abs while she purrs?

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>>14851149
It'd be cold anon!

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>>14851162
Maybe, although I don't think that I'd be able to stop myself.

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>>14851156
I wouldn't want it any other way

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>>14851139
You start off as monstergirl with the dream of making one of the best brothels i the world for monstergirls. So you hire men to work as workers, manage finances, build your brothel and train your prostitutes to make all sorts of clients with different tastes happy, and deal with all sorts of problems along the way. The latest editions even added in the ability to seduce and marry your favorite whore.

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>>14851165
Then I'll warm it up!

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>>14851118
I implore you to continue.

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>>14851149
Man, I want to rub my dick on Miia's exposed face!

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>>14851173
Is it wrong if I want to play this. Except for the last part obviously.

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So it's the end of the day after work/school/NEET excursions into the outside world. You've come back home, and you're ready to wind down.

But, when you walk into your bedroom, you find, sitting on your bed:

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono
(Or the monstergirl of your choice, if you're boring and hate fun. Rerolls for the Siths, but nothing else. You roll matango, you get a matango, motherfucker.)

She speaks English, and is just as stunned as you are. For moments ago, she was getting on in her daily life in a world which, going by her description, sounds straight out of a fantasy novel.
Now, she's lost and confused with no friends or family around, in a stranger's bedroom in an utterly alien world.

If she can normally, she can still cast spells. If she can perform feats that should be impossible going by physics, she'll still be able to. (Harpies will still be able to fly, and dragons breath fire, for example.) KC's corruption and demonic energy bullshit doesn't apply.

The only problem is, she's a monstergirl. In this world. This actual world, where magic is a thing of fiction, and where we're killing each other because of skin colour, beliefs and imaginary borders. God knows what a random person might think if they see a human who doesn't actually look completely human. Do you think a religious man would be friendly to a literal demon?
If you decide to take her in, being the first face she happens across, you're taking responsibility. If she goes out in public with her monster bits showing, heads are no doubt going to turn.
Get unlucky, and you might even see police lights outside your window and hear a knock on the door late at night. Or some men in sunglasses and suits at the porch. Or just a broken down door and a blow to the head by people in riot gear, before waking up in a quarantined interrogation cell. Who can say?

If you live with your parents, family or roommate/s, you're going to need to deal with that somehow. Do you keep her secret? If not, will they let her stay?
If you live alone, will you let her stay, or kick her out onto the streets, where she'll no doubt be discovered by someone else, for better or for worse?
If you take her in, can you provide for both her and you? Will you be able to feed her? Let's make it interesting and say she can't live off of semen alone. She needs real food, you lazy ass.

So, what do?
How fucked are you?
Can you make it work? What about long term? Twenty years? Thirty? More?

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>>14851186
>Not wanting to mark you bottom bitch bishie as your own
It's like you don't even love him

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>>14851198

>Lamia

She'd be cold. I'd have to specialize my home, or get used to a lot of cuddling.

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>>14851198
>Kitsune-bi
What is this, easy mode?

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>>14850904
I want to help polish her scales.

>>14851102
I feel like we've had this discussion before and it was adorable.
>"Don't worry Anon, I'm going to kill all those FILTHY whozzz"
>She falls asleep trying to steal your flute
>You find her napping in the bushes beneath your window in the morning

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>>14851230
I also got Kitsune-bi.
I always get Kitsune-bi.

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>>14851198
>Mindflayer
Yeah baby.

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>>14851198
You didn't copy me, I know that much but with what I'm writing its like you read part of my mind

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>>14851198
>rolled a Dhampir
I have absolutely no issues then! Let's hope she can cook, I'll domesticate the fuck out of her.

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>>14851198
>Cheshire Cat
I guess it'd be pretty easy to hide her, what with the invisibility and teleporting she can do, and buying food for two isn't that much more expensive than food for one. I'll have to introduce her to stuff like Pizza though.
We'll probably cuddle and fuck a lot, and I'll introduce her to human movies, shows, and games.
She'll probably get a little chubby from the NEET lifestyle though.
And maybe on our off time we can try and figure out how she ended up in my world.
Which will probably lead to us connecting the two worlds and opening the portal, whoops.

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>>14851198
>Blue slime
not sure what to do with it

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>>14851198
>Shoggoth

AW YEAH WE NON-EUCLIDEAN NOW BOY

But in all seriousness this would probably be easy modo. Violations of natural law aside, it's not like anyone/anything could really do anything to her considering.

Might need a bit of explaining to the folks, but hey, one's almost as crazy as I am, so it wouldn't be too hard.

As for food? I imagine I could figure something out.

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>>14851186
It would be fun if you like management games. You would have to offer up a variety of men t suit all the clients you get. Some girls would want to get pounded hard by a bara, others want sweet frail boys, some might want men more on the "cuddly" side. Then you would have to train your men depending on their skills. Oral, massages, dealing with the effects of drugs, taking or dealing pain, and some more niche fetishes as well. Then it's just a mater of keeping the money flowing in while keeping both your workers and customers happy,

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>>14851198
A glacies huh? I would give no fucks, she's so damn cute everyone else will just have to deal with it.
Make her conjour her own armour and weapons and stuff, would be fun,

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>>14851198
Wurm
withh the whole "easy to tame" thing, getting settled in you be easy.
thought how to I explain to my mother that we now have a tenant that is not only part serpent-dragon but can head but a wall and win?

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>>14851198
>undine
this shit is rigged

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Straight out of Compton, better moove your ass.

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>>14851206
You gay son?

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>>14851289
Rigged? Man, I got the Chief Friggin' God three times in a row.

Then Druella, twice.

Then a STORY about mamono, not an actual monster.

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>>14851198
>Kobold (waifu)
I honestly don't know. There are so many factors and unknowns here that I'd only really feel safe keeping her in my unit of the duplex I live in. I could walk her late at night so she doesn't go stir-crazy, and once we have a relationship going I don't think my family would be opposed or anything. If the family doesn't take well to her though, I'm pretty much fucked. My health is shit and I can't work more than part time, so providing would be very difficult. Without my expensive meds and insurance that my grandparents pay for, I'd be even more screwed.

Shit anon, this wasn't supposed to make me feel shitty about my life. ;_;

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>>14851198
>Dormouse.
I have no idea how my parents would react, but probably not well. We can just stuff her in the extra room we have and let her sleep most of the day. She's not going to get into any trouble, or eat much anyway. But her making men rape her would be a massive problem.

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>>14851198
>The Chief God
Yeah, rerolling.
>Kesaran Pasaran
Okay, that's manageable. For the sake of argument let's say I don't get the fuck out of Dodge and call the cops the moment I see someone inexplicably in my house. I could probably arrange to have her put up for a few days/weeks but after that she'd probably have to go. At least integrating her probably wouldn't be hard; she could just shave her fluff, wear long clothes and pass as a human mostly. I'd at least be her first friend/advisor even if she's not getting waifu'd.

Holy fuck that was a boring way to handle things. No wonder I'm not the MC of anything. I mean, shit, I don't even know how to address/prevent having the CIA or some other alphabet agency kick my door in.

>>14851283
>Wurm
Look up where gas and powerlines are buried in your area, then you can just have her make a nice burrow in the yard.

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>>14851299
I say rigged because I just wrote a story involving her

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>>14851198
>Lilim
I think I'll be juuuust fine.

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>>14851299
So does that mean Deruella got plopped onto your bed with no demonic energy bullshit?
Lucky bastard.

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>>14851198
>Succubus
Couldn't even give me one of the interesting variants, could you? Alright...

First off, establish that I'll help her provided she doesn't rape me senseless. Rape me, but leave me functional. Second, I help her blend in. Get her some clothes and pray she has a glamour spell to conceal the monster bits. Third, convince the folks to let her stay a while. I'll tell them she's a friend from college and needs a place to crash for a while for some reason or another. Then, assuming that all that goes well and she is willing to try, I get her on her feet. Help her find a job (not prostitution because that's just begging the cops to kick my door down) so she can hopefully get a place to live or at the very least pay rent for now. The big issue's going to be food. I'm willing to feed her, but again she can't really be going out and raping dudes for food.


Assuming all of that goes according to plan, we move out to nice place together and I get to live my life as the only man in the world with a sex demon girlfriend.

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>>14851322
I hope you're ready for her to look at you with heart eyes whenever she gets particularly hungry.
I wonder how a Succubus who's spent most of her life surviving off of mostly semen and demonic energy would react to eating food for the first time?

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>>14851311
>Look up where gas and powerlines are buried in your area, then you can just have her make a nice burrow in the yard.
Oh joy, research
but if it makes her happy ill do it

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>>14851198
>Witch
Easy mode. Let the loli dreams come true.

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>>14851322
>Couldn't even give me one of the interesting variants, could you? Alright...
Quit yer bitchin', you've got a woman that should have illusion magic to hide her monster bits that can still rock your fucking world.

Semen shouldn't even be an issue in many places; just send her someplace people go to hook up and she should be able to weasel out some food AND dick for free. Succubi are really easy mode so long as, as you say, you convince her not to mindbreak you with the V.

>>14851340
>Oh joy, research
That can't be more than three phone calls, c'mon.

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>>14851314
as long as you get ine that doesnt get the urge to "fix humanity" and using monsterisation as a threat when she's pissed

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>>14851302
I'm sure she'd be somewhat easy to hide if you clothe her right. Just be careful about the dogs in your neighborhood.

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>>14851198
>Raiju
Fugg. Possibly one of the least subtle and most obviously supernatural (powers-wise) girls MGE has.
Worse still, I live in Texas. There's nowhere good to hide here.
I think I can make it work long-term, but it's going to be a LOT of work and it involves me moving back north to the mountains and basically giving up my current career path entirely. I'd still go through with it though.

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>>14851364
You realize that that doesn't do anything.
It's like, Oh no you didn't bump the thread.

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>>14851335
I'm a late night person and my folks are gone pretty regularly. As long as we stay quiet it should be fine. The tricky part would be how to feed her when I'm not around.
>>14851354
It goes back to that whole issue of the more guys she fucks, the greater the chance of getting found out.

I guess I could fill up a few condoms every night to make snack packs for her?

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>>14851365
make her wear rubber so you can prevent her shocking people

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>>14851361
I guess so. Maybe it's that I'm at an uncertain point in my life right now so having a cute Kobold waifu just appear one day would make everything much more chaotic. I'd do it all for her though, for her and the daughteru I'd want to put in her belly.

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>>14851198
>Bastet
How in the- I don't even know what she looks like!
Forget that, I have a GOD in my room!
How do you deal with a GOD that I don't even know what she looks like? I mean, she's a cat girl, duh, but are we talking Cait Sith cat girl or Nekomata Cat Girl?
I mean, I have nothing against having a delicious brown cat girl, but come on!

Fuck it, we're going to figure this out. We're doing it live!

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>>14851354
>That can't be more than three phone calls, c'mon.
yeah but its still a little annoying.
I wonder if I can get her a job on demolition sites?

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>>14851373
If an average joe sees her covered in goddamn lightning even ONCE there's going to be so much hell raised it isn't even funny.
Possibly to MiB levels.

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>>14851373
I don't know anon, latex is expensive stuff.

If only I could make it through all these stories I want to write in a timely fashion, I've been wanting to write about a latex Raiju since she came out.

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>>14851391
I usually run with the PAD Bastet as my default image of her.

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>>14851398
tell them its experimental clothing

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>>14851198
>Former Demon Lord
Oh crap.... looks like I'm the first casualty in the demon lords war to claim earth.

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>>14851405
Every time I try to imagine a Bastet my mind defaults to Sphinx
Hey, either way, delicious brown catgirl

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>>14851198
>dark matter
Just...fuck you

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>>14851358
>using monsterisation as a threat
Would it even be a threat? Don't they view that as an improvement?

Also, I just realized that lilims would be an even better choice than echidnas when it comes to making monster girls real for the rest of us. It'd be like that catgirl raygun scene in UFO Ultrmaiden, but with a RNG built in. Neat.

>>14851372
>It goes back to that whole issue of the more guys she fucks, the greater the chance of getting found out.
I went in with the assumption she'd have glamors, that shouldn't really matter. She might become a legendary slut, but that doesn't make her not human. I suppose there's the option of letting her break and enter to rape men in their sleep too but, you know, The Law.

>Semen snack packs
Hilarious. Have fun convincing her not to gobble them all up right away, but it's a valid idea.

>>14851394
Dammit guys. You get a monstergirl and a few phone calls to take care of housing forever is an issue? Fine, send ME the dragon lamia. Assuming you somehow managed to not get shoved into the back of a van by men in suits you could easily get her work in construction or demolition. Pipe installers would LOVE a wurm.

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>>14851302
>>14851388
You aren't the Kobold daughteru dicker, are you? I could see that being a rather large problem if she existed in the real world.

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>>14851424
No comment.

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>>14851198
>Gazer
This will probably be doable. From looks alone to the average person it'd just be a floating chick with multiple eyes on her and nothing too deadly looking like a giant dragon or arachnee so hopefully people wouldn't freak out too much from her. Though people are vastly different from each other so someone will surely do something harmful to her should they see her so I couldn't let her go out willy-nilly and would have to bound her indoors a lot which she'd most likely hate me for but it's for her own good. Would try to learn about what kind of spells she knows about and see whether I can learn any or if there'd be a way to send her back home. The whole thing would just lead to me being a paranoid fuck about people around us and something bad happening to her.

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>>14851417
>Dammit guys. You get a monstergirl and a few phone calls to take care of housing forever is an issue? Fine, send ME the dragon lamia. Assuming you somehow managed to not get shoved into the back of a van by men in suits you could easily get her work in construction or demolition. Pipe installers would LOVE a wurm.
OI! now hold on just a Damn moment here! I said it was a LITTLE annoying! if you want my wurm you will have to fucking fight me!

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So Anon, how does your waifu react to the news that Leonardo Decaprio finally got an Oscar?

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>>14851198

I rolled the page for the Cheshire doujinshi. That counts as a Cheshire!

HA! FINALLY! I'VE WON ONE OF THESE FUCKING THINGS!

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>>14851442
"FUCKING FINALLY."

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Anyone have any cute/good feeling stories like this http://pastebin.com/CzgEM5YC ? Not necessarily NSFW but just leaves a sweet taste in your mouth sorta story.

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>>14851417
>Would it even be a threat? Don't they view that as an improvement?
think about it, the last way you want you cover blown is a video reaching youtube of the lilim pouncing on some bitch that went to far in pissing her off and turning into a arachne or something to "improve" her.

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>>14851447
>>14851442
I can imagine a lean sidhe creaming herself at th news.

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>>14851442
"Why do you care? I'm not going to wake up married to a woman tomorrow, am I?"

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>>14851442
It finally happened? Took them long enough. Not that he doesn't deserve it, but I wouldn't have been surprised if Matt Damon got it. Though I suppose his movie had the good luck of being released more recently.

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>>14851416
Well at least you wouldn't need to worry about the government coming after you in particular when the entire town is a monsterized orgy.

>>14851438
I will drug you with my kesaran pasaran and lure the wurm away with Reese's Pieces, m8. Don't mess with me.

>>14851434
I feel like we're all kind of forgetting that the DoD or your countryour country's equivalent thereof would be all over this shit like flies. Any hint of magic or some chick with a bunch of eye stalks could end up with one or both of you as experiments or something else not good.

>>14851459
Oh, threating you, the person trying to keep her bullshit rape magic hidden. That makes sense.

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>>14851442
If Leo should have won and Oscar for anything, it should have been for Wolf of Wallstreet, or Django.

I'm not really a big fan of his desu, and i'm fucking dreading the fact he's gonna be playing my favorite serial killer it The Devil in the White City adaptation that's supposed to be happening

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>>14851459
Let them try to stop her.

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>>14851465
Finally happened.
Got a 'Best Actor' out of it.

>>14851462
She's just going to ride you extra hard that night to get Leo out of your head isn't she?

>>14851467
Desu?
You miss-spell something there?

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>>14851482
no, word filter i forgot about, It's fucking retarded that and abbreviated "to be honest" is on the same level as s.m.h and f.a.m and shit now

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>>14851482
>She's just going to ride you extra hard that night to get Leo out of your head isn't she?
>HFW you call out his name just to fuck with her

>>14851469
Now that's a valid point. Holy shit, that could get nasty.

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>>14851492
That's because the abbreviated form is just used for shitposting like the other two.

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>>14851442
It was a mercy kill than anything. Love you Leo but that was more of a pity Oscar than a "You earned it, kid" Oscar
Should've won it for Django

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>>14851495
Granted it does stipulate that DE doesn't apply.

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>>14851495
>Dear Mr. Decaprio,
>If I ever hear my husband cry out your name during intercourse again then I will personally fly to your home, burn it down, drag you out, and toss you to a pair of large alps that live down the street from me.
>Sincerely, Cynthia Sinderscale

>>14851500
Should've gotten it for a lot of things.
Surprise at how well Mad Max did too.

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>>14851495
They could take her down with enough firepower, but if she tosses DE bombs at the right places, they'll have bigger problems.

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>>14851505
Just imagine if she dropped it on Beijing or New York.
Instant demon realm.

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>>14851504
Agreed. Hell, he should've got it for Titanic all those years ago. But here we are
I'm surprised Mad Max won that many Oscars. Great film but Jesus that was some hard dom right there. Ushi Oni's are jealous of that pelvis destruction

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>>14851504
>Surprised at how well Mad Max did
>Surprised
Motherfucker, what? It was hands-down the best action movie last year, and was far and away the most technically impressive. Practical effects get me like nothing else.

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>>14851512
Well, his performance wasn't that great on titanic though

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>>14851516
Well.
Weeell
Yeah, but still. He should've had at least multiple by now

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>>14851512
Yeah, it took home a lot of things today.

>>14851513
It was good but I was under the impression that it would get snubbed due to being an action movie.

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>>14851511
That's what I'm saying. You turn a major city into a massive rape pit it'll cripple them. It would be my default traitor plan.

>>14851513
But it's not the kind of Oscar bait that gets the awards.

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>>14851502
>Granted it does stipulate that DE doesn't apply
But it also specifically says magic DOES if she already had it, and lilims have that in spades. I mean, in all practicality >>14851505 is right if she hunkers down, but imagine what goes on before that or she realizes she's still in trouble on the defensive and starts teleporting around on the offensive first?

It'd be a situation harrier than an ushi oni.

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>>14851198
>wererabbit
I'll allow her to stay with me as she is likely friendly and since she doesn't like to be lonely I'll b more than glad to keep her company. It should be easy to get around as long as she wears a hat and jeans to hide the monster bits, she should be good to go in public. I can easily provide for her as I'm quiet comfortable in my life, also since I'd be her only companion the chances of her raping me are little to none, as I'd tel her that as long as I can trust her she can trust me in return.

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>>14851521
Yeah.
You could even get her to hit Detroit!...Although that would honestly just be a bit of an improvement.

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>>14851466
Damn you're right the moment a hint of supernatural stuff appears all kinds of funky shit will go down. Only solution I'd see to this is to hide ourselves away in a isolated location away from everyone or just openly show her off to the public and hope for the better.

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>>14851524
Just upset it didn't actually win for Best Visual Effects.

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>>14851527
is detroit really that bad?

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>>14851537
>Is a city founded almost entirely on car manufacturing that ships all its jobs to China that bad?
What do you think?

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>>14851537
>is detroit really that bad?
LaughingCheshires.jpg

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Wonderland Centaur soon fellow STALKERs!

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>>14851537
Detroit is only good when you stay in the rich areas or the parts where the sports stadiums are.

The only honest difference between it and Flint is that one has drinkable water.

It's so corrupt that even a Tanuki would be shocked at it....Right before putting her own corruption into play and making it better.

Then again, I just hate big cities so a bit of my bias may be slipping in.

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>>14851546
Never.

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>>14851546
I'd an ogre lawyer like her.
I'd even settle down with her for marriage, even if I did run the risk of getting kidnapped every now and then.

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>>14851529
>just openly show her off to the public and hope for the better.
That doesn't sound like a good idea at all unless you've got something as Milquetoast as, say, a dark priest or something. Anything with magic, venom or really noticeable superstrength is getting spirited away, and even if you did roll a girl with little to no military or political application you can still look forward to answering how the hell she got there in the first place. Some of us have done a pretty piss-poor job of addressing that and in your case you'd basically have to fuck off innawoods unless she's got glamour magic or something.

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>>14851546
>>14851549
Wait a minute, are we getting new girls on monday now?

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>>14851557
>First Wednesdays
>Then sundays
>Now Mondays
KC in charge of scheduling

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>>14851198
I got a question,, why bring this up?

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>>14851559
it the tweet seriously up?

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>>14851564
I don't know

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>you will never 'accidentally' get a MG pregnant
>she will never force you to take responsibility
>you will never whisper in her ear that this was your plan all along.
let me die.

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>>14851560
No reason. Not like we're being tested.

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>>14851564
His last tweet is from the 27th.
>It is over Yara chores to do and not do Yara organize files, after can concentrate on the work for the picture book Ⅱ until the summer ...!

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>>14851568
I want to impregnate the minotaur captain of the football team after she decides to get a little 'busy' with me after a game.

It will only be partially consensual.

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>>14851572
i just feel like i read something like this befoer, cant put my finger on it

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>>14851577
>Not impregnating the whole football team
C'mon anon, dream big. Imagine all those /fit/ monstergirls doting on their cute daughterus once they're born.
Imagine your /fit/ wives helping you get /fit/ and then rewarding you with primal ball-slapping sex.
Imagine the cuddlepiles.

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>>14851198
>rolled manticore
Hello, Pfizer, here I come. Welcome to the next billion dollar pharmaceutical. Other than that, it's gonna be a bitch.

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>>14851595
You do know they'll probably end up killing her or something, right?

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>>14851594
I'd love nothing more than to do that.
>No huge harem of jinkos, minotaurs, onis, and other races all lifting, caring for young daughterus, or carrying new ones to love.

The highschool would need to have two teams, of which one would be dedicated to the daughterus we'd produce.
Unless a few of them are book smart and want to study arcane stuff and such.

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>>14851607
I'm not gonna lie anon, I kinda want to be a scrawny nerd that the Monstergirl football team at my college grabs and drags to their sorority house to pump full of aphrodisiacs and pass around like a lewd party favor. Just a gang of /fit/ girls stealing kisses, having a contest to see who can suck the most shots out of me, holding a lottery to see who gets to take my virginity, ect.
And they keep using me as their boytoy at their private parties until one day they go a bit too far and all end up pregnant.
Then they decide to make an honest man of me and become my wives.

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>>14851217
This time of year, absolutely. Though unless you can think of a VERY good way to hide her tail and other inhuman features (don't forget her eyes), she probably won't be going out much anyway. She'd be large, but being cold blooded, she probably wouldn't need to eat as much as you'd expect. So could you pay for all the hot water she'd use, basically?

>>14851230
That is pretty easy to deal with, actually.
Who is she going to possess?

>>14851245
Nice. I suppose if the men in suits come to your door, she can always just insert some false memories about a false alarm to stay hidden.
Imagine living your life with her ability, too. Get spoiled on a movie, book or game? Let her take the memory away. Want to experience a great plot all over again? Why not? Want to escape reality to a fantastical world of dreams? Time to put your head on her lap and spend hours in your perfect, virtual reality heaven.

>>14851247
I think it's the sort of idea which does universally occur when dealing with fantasy settings with a lot of room for personal imagination.
That said, I look forward to seeing what you're actually working on writing. Do you have a Pastebin name to remember?

>>14851252
Lucky. A cute, half-vampire girl who can blend into society, but still comes with some of the perks sounds lovely.

>>14851263
Do you think she'd follow you out without your knowledge and prank people using her powers? That could lead to a lot of tension if she starts messing around with authority figures while you're watching.
Imagine if a police officer pulls you over for speeding, and the chesire's disembodied face appears behind his back, making fun of them in silence while you watch.
If you open up that portal, you'll be ushering in a new age. They won't be able to stay hidden from the public. Would you be ready to face all the repercussions?

>>14851271
Put her in a bucket, give her water and tasty fruits. See if you can buy a waterproof bodysuit for her, so your carpets and books don't get ruined.

>>14851277
She'll probably remodel your house to make it several times bigger on the inside than on the outside.
I think you'd be safe if one of your parents decided to call the police on her. After all, why would the shoggoth put through that call when the phone is made out of her?

>>14851279
Yeah, a glacies sounds super cute. Though probably not so easy to hide the fact that you can see right through her.
Maybe you can cover her up in clothes and paint her face skin coloured if you ever need to go out with her.

>>14851283
Well, look at it this way. Tasks requiring physical strength aren't a problem any more. She's friendly, ready to help, and great at digging, if you ever want to apply that talent somehow. Unless your mother is a really suspicious person, I think you'll be able to convince her.

>>14851289
For the better. Undines are great. Enjoy never having to worry about drowning, and having the best baths in the world. It's possible that you might even be able to stealthily transport her using a bottle of water, too.

>>14851302
You'd find a way, I'm sure. I know what it's like to try and balance money when you're paying to keep your health out of the red, though. It is hard. And taking care of another person who can't be seen by the public would make it triply difficult. Given your circumstances, you'd have to work extremely hard to find a way to provide for her and make it work, and that's without considering the possibility of children with her. Could you hope to feed the the child or children she could give birth to?
But, when it's the end of the day, and you're cuddling up to her in bed, seeing her smile as she hugs and nuzzles you, would it be worth it then?

>>14851308
There's also the issue of trying to get up in the morning if you wake up and discover she's sleepwalked right into your bed.
I think a dormouse would be more manageable than most, but yeah, that rape aura is a problem.

>>14851311
Kesarans are pretty small, man. Like hold-in-your-hand-and-use-as-a-living-onahole small.
That, and she's so light a literal stray breeze can pick her up off her feet. Plus you have to worry about her spores making you and everyone around her feeling super high and happy.

>>14851314
Yeah, having a nearly godlike lilim with her magic more or less intact would be pretty nice.
Hell, even if you got unlucky and got the whole SWAT situation, she's probably be able to deal with it well enough.

>>14851322
Hey, regular succubi are great.
But as for a job, I think she'd be able to put her talents to use in a position where individual presentation comes into play.
If she can conjure a glamour, she might even be able to make good money as a model, consisting her body is pure natural sex.
Let her pour on the magic charm, she could sell sand to a man in a desert. Getting a job with a male interviewer wouldn't be that hard.
And yes, the sex you'd get to have with her would literally be the best anyone's ever had.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please try and figure out a way to save yourself from impregnating three single, senior (grade) monster girls on prom night.

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>>14851604
You don't ever let them know the source. Contact them through a smaller lab, sell only the formula and spectroscopy data. It's worth a lot less than a full synthesis or direct supply of product, but it's likely to be better than anything they will ever find on their own. You're also going to lose a cut to the intermediary lab, but it's still a whole lot of money.

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>>14851618
That would be lovely.
Would they all show up in their nicest dresses, or cleanest clothes, and show you each individual pregnancy test while blushing and stating how they're there to take responsibility?

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>>14851619
>Who is she going to possess?
Oh the fun possibilities.

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>>14851621

Okay. I will absolutely not integrate with the senors. I understand.

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>>14851619
>Do you have a Pastebin name to remember?
You know me as Beast
when I said you read my mind, its been a thought I've had lately about my next thing

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>>14851619
>seeing her smile as she hugs and nuzzles you, would it be worth it then?
Absolutely.

Also, you're fucking based as fuck for doing this.

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>>14851198
>Raiju
Shit. There's no way I can hide that.

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>>14851619
>Unless your mother is a really suspicious person, I think you'll be able to convince her.
well she does believe in both god and aliens...

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>>14851622
You don't think they'll want to find out? It's not like they don't have the resources , and Big Pharma is not known for playing nice.

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>>14851633
What time is it in London?

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>>14851638
>No way I can hide that
Are you even trying, anon? There's an entire series that outlines how to hide your new waifu! Get her a bottle of hair dye, buy her some long dresses, and stock up on batteries. You can pass the ears off as a weird headband.

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>>14851619
>Imagine if a police officer pulls you over for speeding, and the chesire's disembodied face appears behind his back, making fun of them in silence while you watch.
I don't think I have to worry about that. I don't have a license yet and mainly take public transportation. Also I'm so nervous about speed limits that I probably won't get pulled over at any point.
Plus I'll have a chat with her about how if the authorities catch her there's a very real chance the government will want to dissect her to find out how her reality warping powers work and that she's too important to me to risk like that.

And once the portal opens I'll take responsibility and lead the charge for equal rights for monsters. Sure I'll have to make some concessions like "No raping humans." on the monster side, but legalizing prostitution should fix that problem. There's plenty of horny lonely people out there. Imagine how many would sign up if they found out they could earn a nice government paycheck fucking horny girls.

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>>14851648
quarter to 7

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>>14851198
>Pharaoh.
Well, seeing as how she's physically just a brown milf with red tattoos, it should be pretty damned easy to conceal her true nature from the world at large.

I'm a welder, so I make enough to feed us both and have my own apartment. So the only real issue comes in trying to make some bullshit story to my friends and family about why a guy like me is suddenly shacking up with a woman they've never met who's way the fuck outta my league, and why she can't get a job, a license or wrap her head around electronics and indoor plumbing. That, and work sometimes requires me to be away from home, for weeks on end occasionally though the thought of coming home from one of those excursions and immediately being tackled to the ground by a lonely Pharaoh does make my heart flutter a little.

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>>14851198

>Large Mouse

Well I live on my own and I don't really get visitors much at all. With enough clothing she might be able to pass as a human.

I am learning how to cook a little so I could take care of her well enough I think.

Though I have no idea how I long I'll actually be living in this apartment for and if I'd be able to help her if I wound up leaving it

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>>14851653
Didn't Holo end up nearly revealed several times? It probably is easier than I'm thinking, though.

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>>14851657
If it weren't for her lack of records, she could make a career in politics.

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>>14851619
>After all, why would the shoggoth put through that call when the phone is made out of her?
Cell phones. You'd have to make her block radio waves and then keep your parents locked in the waifu dungeon forever more so they don't tell or display hints of NON-EUCLIDEAN madness when they go out. Not really a great idea. Now, if you managed to find some land in the middle of nowhere...

>Kesarans are pretty small, man.
I imagined the adults being about as large as a small woman and marginally harder to blow away, no major issue there. If they are onahole-sized then every issue save the pollen thing disappears as I could easily afford to feed and house her. I really would've rather a vanilla fairy in this case, but whatever.

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>>14851623
Yes and Yes.
There would be lots of cuddling and fretting over the wedding details.
Some time after we're all married and have kids, the cuddlepile will only grow larger.
Of course, on certain occasions the wives will send the kids off to go hang out with their uncle and his kids and then either bust out the "barely there" lingerie, or get their old clothes they wore back in college, now slightly too small for their /fit/ yet motherly bodies and fuck me like they did back in college.

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>>14851118
Sorry for the wait, all. Been studying for a midterm.

>"Fucking enlightening. Could we get this over with?", you feigned disinterest, hoping you didn't look as scared shitless as you felt.
>"Name's Aemma, with an 'ae'; mum was dead drunk when she wrote the name on the birth certificate"
>The tension dissipated, and you laughed in disbelief.
>"Your mother was drunk when she conceived? And more importantly, you're introducing yourself??"
>You couldn't believe it.
>"Seemed tha proper thing to do an' all, considerin'," she said. Considering what? Was there a romantic mood permeating the air that you weren't aware of?
>A few moments passed, and you still weren't sure how to respond to that.
>"Well, seein' as you're ready and able, let's get down to business," Aemma said, and sauntered over to you.
>She straddled your hips and roughly pulled your face towards hers with a grimy paw
>Her breath tickled and made your eyes water.
>She took in your face, as if memorizing it.
>"Keep quiet, now. Scream an' I'll have to stitch that cute mouth shut." You believed her.
>You nodded, two short bobs of the head
>Aemma smiled, and pulled you into a kiss. The taste of booze, bad breath, and whatever she had eaten for lunch flooded your mouth and left you reeling.
>She broke the kiss and ordered you to keep your mouth open. When you didn't obey fast enough she slapped you twice on the injured side of your face. You yelped and finally obeyed.
>The manticore loosed a gob of spit into your waiting mouth and ordered you to swallow.
>You did, and shuddered in distaste.
>"Good boy!", she said, and tousled your hair.
>"Ever fucked a tail pussy before?", she inquired. You shook your head.
>"First things first, I want ya to clean 'er up fer me nice an' proper." The tail appeared over her shoulder and approached you, barbs retracted.
>A cheesy, thick yellow discharge coated the crevices and inside of her tail's fuckhole.
>"Fuck! Keep that thing back!", you exclaimed.
>"Don' worry, I won't make ya swallow." she said, as if that were somehow reassuring.
>"Oh god. I've probably caught something already from your disgusting spit...", you moaned.
>"Nah; I'm clean." The irony was not lost on you. "Now then..."
>Aemma's tail was suddenly thrust forward, smearing its fetid stink all over your face.
>Past the point of caring, you began lapping up the accumulated smegma from the folds of the tail. You cleaned the inside of the tail as well, which would contract around your tongue as you entered it.
>Aemma's moans grew in intensity until a shuddering orgasm hit her.
>"Wha do ah do wih dis?", you said, sticking out your tongue for her to see.
>"Ah, you can just spit that out. I'm sure it tastes pretty nast-"
>You cut her off and swallowed the load, just to spite the crazy bitch.
>Aemma was almost speechless, it had given her pause. A grin spread like wildfire over her face.
>"Why, yer just a little slut! Here, give this a whiff." Aemma peeled off the wifebeater and wrapped her arm around your head, pushing it into her armpit.

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>>14851677
That's wonderful.
I can dig it, especially if they were a hockey team.
I could even play goalie


Would you be prepared for the cuddle piled to include them in just their old jersies and nothing else?

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I don't want to struggle to pay for all these children, but i can't turn enough profit! I'm going to have to pick up a second job so that we can live a comfortable life! I'm going to work so many hours that my waifu will feel neglected and run into the arms of a gentleman of the darker-skinned variety!

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>>14851654
>legalizing prostitution should fix that problem.
You what? Free love has never been an issue. Only the more monstrous girls might, I repeat MIGHT have an issue securing a somewhat steady supply of dick. Enough propoganda and you could set up even those with husbands somewhat readily within two decades or so.

>>14851669
Didn't pharaoh have some kind of broken order geass thing going? You could probably fake records well enough for a low-level political job.

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>>14851685
This is starting to get uncomfortable.

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>>14851685
>Smegmacore.
This should not arouse me.

And yet, it does.

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>You will never hypnotize your MG waifu into a kissu slut before you get married.
>you will never make it so that she cums from kisses.
"You may now kiss the bride."

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>>14851685
[vomits internally]

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>>14851685
Turning in for the night. In case any of you want to read more of this sexual deviant filth as it comes out, I've uploaded it onto my pastebin for convenience. I suppose I'll be posting under kip in these threads.

Here are a few potential endings I've been considering.
-The MC discovers The Big Lebowski was trying to frame him, and that Bunny was safe all along. Poor Donny died for nothing.
-Some sort of incomprehensible cop-out Shyamalan-esque ending
-Marlowe goes to a bar to get hammered and thinks about Silver-Wig

http://pastebin.com/9mhRaPRt

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B-baby Jesus will cry if we do that!

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>>14851646
There's no need for them to care. Sell enough information and they have it for themselves. It's not worth the effort to pursue it past that point unless they're aspiring to cartoon villainry (admittedly, would not rule that out).

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>>14851803
Like I give a fuck, lady. Now let's get that sweater pulled up and bring those ears higher to where I can nibble 'em.

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>>14851822
>removing the sweater
But anon, the puppies!

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>>14851350
Oh boy. I guess she could act as your younger cousin in front of friends. Or roleplay as your cute little sister in public.
Are you prepared for all the magic she'll be casting on you and her?

>>14851365
That's a tough one, yeah. On the plus side, no more worrying about electricity, provided you can keep her fed.
But unless she can keep her arcing electricity extremely well in check while outside, people are going to think she's done kind of alien, or visually impressive social experiment.
Gotta be careful with your delicate electronics around her, too. No building a new PC while she's in the room.

>>14851391
She's a tall, muscular brown catgirl, who could possibly pass for a lion girl, if it wasn't for the turquoise and gold eye-liner, and the air of absolute divine regality surrounding her.
I hope you're ready to worship.

>>14851409
I'd let you reroll for that too, considering it isn't a monstergirl.
I doubt a beast monster like that would get very far in a world with bullets, tank shells, aerial bombardments, and no other monsters to command. You and your neighbours would be extremely unlucky though, to put it lightly.

>>14851416
Well, her magical explosions just make everyone in a certain radius extremely lusty. Just pray that authorities don't pinpoint your home as the center of the occasional mass orgy, though.
There'll be outrages because of it, I'm sure.

>>14851434
Are you forgetting the massive single eye in the middle of her head? I think that alone would make people go pale with fear, even if we ignore the eyestalks and ability to leak liquid latex.
Though her powerful hypnosis abilities might prove extremely useful, especially when she can use her stalks to hypnotise multiple people at once.

>>14851444
Did I do the random link wrong? Oh well, I'll give that to you anyway.

>>14851525
You'd need a hat to accommodate her ears, and some trousers that'd fit her extremely fat, fluffy thighs.
Otherwise, that seems doable. Just don't leave her alone for extended periods of time.

>>14851560
It's an idea that makes the rounds in my mind once every few weeks or so. It's not a particularly unique idea, but I thought it'd be fun to put it into the context of a scenario for the thread.
I didn't expect to see so much discussion over it. The thread's normally quiet around this time. It's a nice surprise.

>>14851595
That's a dangerous game, but you could make good money if you play it right.
Did you see Limitless? It's like that, but with sex instead of being smart.

>>14851628
Their consent might be an issue. Or not, considering how kitsune-bis work. I suppose it's just down to wherever or not you're fine with taking control away from an innocent person and changing them like that against their knowing will.

>>14851633
I look forward to reading it.
Maybe you could get some inspiration from all these posts.

>>14851636
I'm more bored than based, but thank you.

>>14851638
There was a post earlier with raiju. I think if you could hide her arcing electricity (which would be down to her self control and current level of charge) and her effect on electronics, you'd be able to have her in public pretty easily.

>>14851644
Tell her the wurm is a really scaly angel. Like one of those freaky angels who are just a bunch of eyes stuck on a giant glowing Cheerio.

>>14851654
There is that possibility, but you have to consider that those government paycheques won't be growing on trees. The money comes from their spending, so it'll be subject to all the same issues. And the first few years will be arduous, with that system likely not yet implemented. There would be a lot of dissent, possibly protests and attempts at vigilante crusades.

>>14851657
A pharaoh does sound great. As with any other monstergirl in this situation trying to get a job, you'd probably need to forge some paperwork to actually get her into the records system.
Otherwise, teaching such a lovely, beautiful reanimated lady about your world sounds like a lot of fun.

>>14851667
What sort of stuff do you think you'd end up cooking for her?
True about the apartment thing, though. If you decided to move, would you conceivably be able to take her with you, or would her sudden appearance mean that you'd need to down longer in your current home?

>>14851673
She could fake the cell phones with her own body too, but you're right. Best not to deceive the parents or make them go crazy.

As for the kesaran, take another look at their page. An illustration there shows them being used just like an onahole.
I agree a regular fairy would be more convenient, but if you learn to deal with her spores, you could save and store them for a private weekend with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851809
But they wouldn't be able to make it.I'm sure they would would be very curious to find out where it comes from. But then again, I have no idea how this stuff works out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851829
>I suppose it's just down to wherever or not you're fine with taking control away from an innocent person and changing them like that against their knowing will.
Not unless they want it to happen. I mean, what's the worst that can happen if I wait? The ghost fox possesses me?

[Anonymous No.]

>get badass, adventurous waifu
>become incubus and obtain her badass, adventurous qualities
>JACKPOT!
Seriously, stories of battle couples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851762
I'd abuse that power so much if I could hypnotise my waifu.
I'd make it so that every time we kiss, she has the most pleasurable, emotionally fulfilling orgasms. I'd make her ears extremely sensitive erogenous zones, and send her even deeper into a blissful, empty-eyed trance with ASMR, making her drool happily.
And sometimes, with her head on my lap, I'd send her into trance, and make her feel as if she's floating, lighter than air, and as fluid as if she were a slimegirl. It would be the perfect way to massage all the stress out of her, and snap her out of the trance feeling better than she ever has in her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851829
That's why, until a solution can be established, we'll keep the monstergirls in designated embassies or just stay on the other side of the portal. Volunteers are allowed to enter for the purpose of sex.
My Cheshire friend will have to act as the spokeswoman for the monstergirl side to convince them to go with this by reminding them that A. Demonic Energy isn't a thing here, B. Humans in this world have weapons that can reduce a city to ash and practically salt the earth for decades if not longer, and C. they technically have no rights outside the embassies or the other side of the portal and are subject to mob violence or worse.
Also, working so closely with her to ensure the safety and integration of her kind will probably cause us to get pretty close. We might even get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851859
Dragoon & Wyvern a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851825
Who let the dogs out? This guy.

>>14851829
>An illustration there shows them being used just like an onahole.
The page also says they "come in various sizes." I made full use of that like an Olympic Mental Gymnast. As for the spores, that shouldn't be too hard. Just get something like a hood used for model painting and a dust mask and suck them up/shave them off. Frequent washing might also work.

>>14851862
Hypnosis works so well as a fetish. I mean shit, tell me that isn't lewd and comfy as fuck at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851903
>hypnosis
>comfy as fuck
Mindflayer please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851905
C'mon. Tell me
> I'd send her into trance, and make her feel as if she's floating, lighter than air, and as fluid as if she were a slimegirl. It would be the perfect way to massage all the stress out of her, and snap her out of the trance feeling better than she ever has in her life.
Doesn't sound luxuriously relaxing. Mindflayers are also great for this but require a borderline insane and as such suspect level of trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851913
I for one love and trust my Flayerfu with my heart and mind!

[Maritan No.]

>Lich giving her husband a lap pillow while she reads an ancient tome.
Sometimes being the husband of a kuu, is not always easy... especially when she's engrossed in research for the next time she's going to fuck you silly.
Also... your face is a nice place to put her tome on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851803
Baby Jesus will cry no matter what we do, he's a baby, babies cry.

Adult Jesus, on the other hand, would likely be too busy busting Pharisee headcanon to care, but on the off chance he did glance over, he'd probably approve of any acts of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851920
But she needs to use magic to keep the book in balance so why doesn't she just cast levitation on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851927
Jesus had a foot fetish. Mary Magdalene hanged out with him because he paid well for her footjobs and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851920
So I get to smell old book and lich cunt at the same time? Sounds like a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851920
She's butt-fucking-naked under that cloak. I can't abide by this. I'm taking up knitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851920
Oh man, I thought I posted the suggestion too late. I'm a happy man right now, thanks Maritan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851935
Mary Magdalene is canon proof that Jesus approves of taking sluts and whores and making decent women of them.

To be Christian is to strive to be Christ-like, therefore there is nothing more Christian than capturing the lewdest Succubus you can find and turning her into your loving, faithful housewife with the power of D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851920
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851957
>and making decent women of them
But he didn't marry her. I bet everyone but Ginger-Judas got a piece of her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>the last thread wasn't even archived
was there a massive shitposting war at the end or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851982
It just got archived out of nowhere.

[Maritan No.]

>>14851956
Glad you like it! I thought the idea was funny, also like liches a lot too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851995
Can we get a blind loli Gnome getting her toes kissed by an anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851974
What matters is the result, Anon, not the means. When you're the son of God you can make girls pure just by letting them fondle your feet with their hair. Us regular joes gotta put it in.

Wait
>prostitute
>molests people with her hair
Mary Magdalene confirmed Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852008
>Mary Magdalene confirmed Kejourou
This is absolutely heretical. It's almost as bad as
>And on the cross he said "Peter, Peter I can see your house from here".

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of Dark Elves. This is the last year to prepare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852028
I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851920
...Maritan drew a Lich.
Oh. Oh yes, this will do very nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852028
The last year before what?

And is my fifty-meter deep, double-reinforced concrete bunker a proper defense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852046
>The last year before what?
Conjunction of the Spheres.
>And is my fifty-meter deep, double-reinforced concrete bunker a proper defense?
Sure. How long do you plan on staying down there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852046
Can you get in and out of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852028
Well, if they're going to be Kloah style towering titty monsters I'm going to probably die from exhaustion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852065
That wouldn't be in their best interests, they'll pace you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852058
>Conjunction of the Spheres.
Oh, that.
>Sure. How long do you plan on staying down there?
Well, I've got a generator, water purifier, water condensator, air purifier/recirculator/separator, enough canned food and water to last a century for five normal people, enough room to run around (in a circle, admittedly), a small area for supplementary plant farming, a stupid amount of recreational supplies (including a digital copy of the library of congress, the Gutenberg project library, several complete tv shows, movies and two tons of condoms for use or barter) , and triple redundancy on all vital systems (such as two gas generators supplementing one basic fission plant with absurd protections). A bit excessive? Probably.

Comfy, though. Cozy. Definitely safe.

>>14852059
There's a main elevator that triggers several blast doors. It's one-way only, no radiation/waste/lava/etc. getting in. Definitely no Strayan Raiders going for Valhalla.

As for exit, well, there's a few digging machines meant for expansion that've been stored inside. They'll be used to dig up and out when all's said and done. Worst-case scenario, I just blow up the elevator shaft (easier from the bottom, thanks to planning) and build a ladder out.

And yes, I've been practicing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852138
>condoms
Anon, these are monstergirls you're dealing with. They're going to think you're insane or an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852159
A) It was a joke item, hence the spoilering and the stupid amount.
B) If they were actually a thing being stored, they'd be the basic, generic, unlubricated simple latex variety - the kind that can be used for alarming stuff.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/70950/15-non-sex-uses-condoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851198
>「YOU」
Well, I've either got a peasant boy kissing my feet for saving him from rape city or some ass who keeps complaining that women ain't got shit on tail pussy. Either way should be fun to get to know fantasy land 「ME」

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is deader than the monster girl scene's gonna be in half a year when KC wraps up the encyclopaedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852373
Except KC isn't wrapping it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852373

the thread is always dead around right now, fambina. People gotta sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852392
He can't keep making shit up forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852373
I know a way to liven things up!

In Finland they've been giving the "refugees" karate lessons with taxpayer money. This makes me think of a bunch of Monster Girls getting taught karate in case the mean human boys try to sexually harass them.
P'Orcfugees welcome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852399
Not like he makes up the creatures he turns into sexy she-devils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14850832
>you will never fuck Lala in the neckpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851198
>lich
Hiding her won't be a problem, she could just use some spell to make her look human. Perhaps only temporary, but it's enough.
I could keep her a secret from my friends and family but that won't work long term, but if I can make them understand, they will (hopefully) be ok with it.
And could I provide for her? She's dead, I don't know if she needs food or sleep. But let's for arguments sake say she does, She could work a normal job as long as she keeps her spell up and they don't require ID or something, so once I get her comfortable with the everything, she could start working somewhere. Worst case scenario, she has to work somewhere shitty.

Long Term, this won't be a problem, She can function in society, and she can do so without being notiest.
All is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852418
>don't require ID
Dude. She's a Lich. She can cast an illusion of a legit ID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852373
Do you know how many KC said he wanted to do?
A THOUSAND.
We're not even to 200 yet!
So, like it or not, we're here forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852438
>A THOUSAND
Ooh. So we WILL get Phoenix and Hydra and Jötunn and Fenrir and Jormundgand and the Furies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852445
Eventually. All of those sound like ones I really want to see too.
You can run, but the Furies will find you wherever you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852418
Well the only problems would be to get your family and friends to not panic, and keep the Lich from waddling off to explore the new world or doing experiments that cause too much attention.

>>14852438
With all the monsters from folklore and fiction, he's in no danger of running out of ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852467
Come with me anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852438
Actually, 'only' half of that. That's still years and probably enough for me to grow realistic, marry, start a normie family and abandon my dream of some magical, otherworldly love. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852482
>That's still years and probably enough for me to grow realistic, marry, start a normie family and abandon my dream of some magical, otherworldly love
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852473

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852482
Quitter, quitter pants-shitter!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no adoptive Echidna mom
>tfw no group of protective Lamia type onee-sans
>tfw no Apophis imouto who wants to conquer the world so that she can make it illegal for people to say bad things about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851920
That Lich is cute, she has a great rack, and I'm rather jealous of her husbando.

Fantastic job Mari; nice choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852489
>>14852502
>what is a sober view on human psychology, passions, and aging

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852547
Giving up on the waifu. If you really loved her, you wouldn't let reality stop you from loving her. This only proves you never cared about anyone but yourself.
You made her cry, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852489
>>14852502
Not that guy but I recently realized I hide my nerd powerlevel out in the real world and when I come here I hide my real-world powerlevel.

If I was clever I'd quote Shakespeare or say something about masks, but I'm not so I'll leave it at that. It's interesting though.

[Anonymous No.]

So we don't dick the daughteru

But does that mean adoptive monster girl mothers don't /ss/ the sonnu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852630
>monstergirls
>having any sense of limitations

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852653
If a monster girl adopted a human boy, there's a chance she just wants to be a good mom and not a female pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852630
>So we don't dick the daughteru
>implying
Much as I wish it were so, this is not the case.

>But does that mean adoptive monster girl mothers don't /ss/ the sonnu?
Depends. Did she buy a husband for her daughter? If then, no she'd probably hold back and find another man. Did she buy a husband for herself? In that case yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852402
After Monster Girl Cologne I'm not really sure about bringing in all these Monster Girl refugees.

They kind of, well, rape people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851198
>Dark Angel
Don't know if that is a good thing or bad thing. I will get a lot of funny looks when she goes out. Folks may not be cool with it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14850864
would you eat the booty like groceries though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852600
That's normal, though.
The worst thing about 4chan is that there are guys who don't hide their powerlevel in the real world and act like they would in a thread in public. You end up wondering if they have any self awareness at all.
Besides, isn't it more fun knowing that people have this completely false idea about what you're like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852688
>Open medicine cabinet.
>Fat cat ass.
>Open the oven to put in something to cook.
>Fat cat ass.
>Open the washing machine.
>Fat cat ass.
>Open biscuit tin.
>Small fat cat ass.
>Open wardrobe.
>Extra big fat cat ass.
>Walk into Garage.
>Your car is gone.
>In it's place is a fat cat ass with wheels.

That's when you started to suspect something.

[Anonymous No.]

Great . I kicked that elf out of my bedroom last night, and then this morning I get this elf MGC police woman visiting me.

I'm just gonna have to go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852694
Back in the old days they used to have these things called masked balls, where everyone hid their faces at a party and could pretend to be someone else instead/actually be themselves instead of what was expected of them. Anonymous places like 4chan are just modern versions of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852678
Dass rayciss! If boys don't want to have sex, why they have dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852704
>you start to suspect something
Wait a minute...
I DON'T HAVE A MEDICINE CABINET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851198
Kitsune.

So lets see here. I get a beautiful woman who uses magic, can shape shift and brings me luck, ands many years to my life ,and will likely turn into a goddess in a few years

Not only do I get lots of Mofu., but she can also change herself to look like any woman she wants to.

i see no problems with this roll. and will enjoy my new life and hopefully wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852704
Is nothing sacred to these slutty purplecats?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852704
Remember : Just never ask her where the remote is

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852732
Well, there is a 50% chance she'll go yan for you. So flip a coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852518
>No adoptive Echidna (single)mom.
>No CC Echidna oldest sister who looks after the family while mom is busy working.
>No unusually calm-mannered Satyros big sister who is always incredibly sensual whenever you are alone with her. (pic related)
>No Demon/Titania twin big sisters who get along surprisingly well, to the point of finishing each-others sentences.
>No exceedingly girly Minotaur big sister who cherishes you because you treat her like a lady.
>No lazy Hellhound big sister who just wants to lay around and cuddle all day.
>No Flat-chested, responsible Lizard sister the same age as you who tries to keep all the other sisters in line.
>No Kobold little sister a year younger than you who follows you around like a puppy.
>No Sandworm larva little sister in a giant converted ant farm in the living room who always smiles at you when you tap on the glass.
>No Wurmouto.

It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852732
I think this is rigged, just out of curiosity I re-rolled and got an Inari.
Now I wonder which would be the better of the 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851198
>Druella
I'm just going to assume a named character doesn't count
>Raiju
I have a constantly horny woman masturbating on my bed. I count that as a win, but I due to circumstances I'm back with my family for a while and my religious mother is not going to take kindly to her perversion or the fact she's some kind of lightning demon.
I'm also getting vanned and taken to some shady government building for it, because I guess that's what the government would do if you were linked to some strange alien appearing on Earth.
My life would be like that kid's in ET, only with more electric shocks and ejaculations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852759
Is that Auntie Yuuna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852759
Holy hell, that semen demon really is an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>2016
>Not /ss/ing the human son

Why should fathers have all the fun dicking monster daughterus? There shall be justice in this world of perversion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852759
>Wurmouto
Whatever do you do with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852759
>no results on google
spoonfeed pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852759
That Hellhound sounds wonderful. Imagine cuddling with her and the Kobold.
Imagine the Echidna snapping pictures with her phone while you're all asleep and muttering "Mom's gonna love this" to herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852791
>Christmas with a single mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852791
>That cat's face
>"Eyyyy boy, a cat is fine too!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852791
Oh man, I don't envy the kid who gets adopted by the Demon Lord and suddenly has the Lilim as his Onee-Sans.
I'm lying. I envy the fuck out of that kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852694
>spoiler
It's weird. People are always calling me Sir and assuming I have kids or at least a wife. I seem to have some sort of 'responsible adult' aura that makes me appear much older than I really am, and it mystifies me as to how I acquired such a thing.

I was out with my Mom somewhere a while back and halfway through a conversation I realized I was being mistaken for her husband. She found that way more amusing than I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852811
You too can have a Lilim. All you have to do is sing up for Tr8torsRus Inc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852445
>KC will get every monster present in Dragon's Dogma done by default

Barring the ones already finished, we're missing Hydra, Gryphon, Holy Dragon, Metal Golem of Rapetitude, Undead Dragon, Grim Goblins, Armored Cyclops / Gore Cyclops, Juggernaut styled Undead (Eliminators), Snow Harpies, and the most terrifying of all possessed "humans".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852824
What about GEO Saurians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852794
Inoue Makito
It's untranslated, from one of the big h-magazines. I don't think you'll find it by itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852816
No anon you don't understand.
I want to be molested by my Lilim Onee-san
Possibly Deruella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852824
I dunno nothin' bout no Dragon's Dogma. Tell me more of these Grim Goblins and Cyclops sub-types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852829
Salamanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852815
>I realized I was being mistaken for her husband.
You know what must be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852792
Bash my enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852831
You underestimate my power of putting an artist's name into exhentai
http://exhentai.org/s/7c2cd047c1/900906-24
thank

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852824
Slimy wet Flatfish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852759
Why must you hurt me like this? I want them all, especially the Hellhound and Demon/Titania duo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852840
I remember a hero who did this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852833
>I dunno nothin' bout no Dragon's Dogma.

You bring shame upon your famiry.

Think of it as like ...Dire versions of Goblins and Hobgoblins while the Cyclops would be large warrior sized ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852811
>Having Druella as an Onee-san
What a wonderful fate that would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852855
>You bring shame upon your famiry
They're used to it. Now sell it to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852811
>Be a human boy going through puberty
>Every day you come home, your Lilim mother greets you dressed like this
>Sometimes asks to sleep with you like old times
>Sometimes barges in during showers and offers to wash you
>Teases you around every corner

Having a monster girl mom actually sounds like hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852840
I'm just imagining you bludgeoning an enemy with your Wurmouto while she cheerfully squeals "I'm helping!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851198
>Wight
I honestly don't care what she wants at this point. Apocalypse
NOW
O
W

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852815
It is weird. Whenever someone new comes to my workplace I'm often mistaken for the boss, but in reality I'm a lazy manchild who faps to anime girls with monster parts for limbs. I think it's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852859
Sell what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852862
Nah, her catchphrase would be
>You just got nailed!
>>14852870
Let me explain this to you in terms you can understand.
You like game. I don't know about game. Explain to me why you like game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852861
>sounds like hell
Just hit it, Sigmund.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852861
It sure is.

http://pastebin.com/5bLf2hHY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852839
Mom/son is actually a huge fetish of mine but applying it to my real mother kills my libido faster than a cyanide enema.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852861
Imagine being adopted by Mari.
>Knowing your mother was leaving the house every night to participate in orgies and gangbangs
>Always teasing you about being single and jokes about marrying you off to one of her friends
>Leaves you in the care of her cat when she's not around
Actually that last part doesn't sound bad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852891
Well, your brain chemistry is working just fine. You have that going for you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852893
I'd like an arranged marriage to some cute but shy Succubut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852858
I may or may not have a slightly unhealthy obsession with cuddlefucking Deruella.

>>14852861
There's no blood relation anon. Stop being a wuss and plow that Lilim until your balls are dry.
Let her tight pussy milk every last drop out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852893
>Cat cooks for you while your mother is busy having her body painted white in the week long orgy in the living room, having taken the fiftieth cock of the day, the front door revolving at this point.
>Cat cuddles next to you while you try and sleep, her paws over your ears so you can't hear your slutmother's moans as another buy blows balls deep in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852874
This isn't /v/ or /vg/ so I can't explain how it's DMC, Elder Scrolls, and Dark Souls combined into one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852895
As cute as this 'butt is, I can't help but notice she has her tail positioned like a scorpion's stringer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852895
>Arranged marriage to a shy succubutt who has not yet experienced the pleasure of human penis
>Childhood friend
>Comes to a realization that she wants nothing more in the world than to suck your cock
>Secretly becomes yandere
>Deep ruv, shy on the streets, freak in the sheets

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852861
>being a monster she has no sense of shame when it comes to sex
>will ask you casually about your masturbation habits, and due to her monster ability to detect pleasure, knows when you're playing with yourself
>sometimes she wants to know what you were fapping to, because she sensed a greater amount of pleasure than usual
>doesn't see the problem with being naked around her own adopted son, he's a man, it's natural for him to see breasts at some point, right?
>she gets deeply upset when you get embarrassed or shy over these things, and furiously blames human culture for bring men up "wrong"
>is terrified you'll fall in love with some human whore one day instead of that nice succubus down the street
>she sometimes "forgets" to lock the doors at night, secretly hoping one of the local girls will storm in and force so much pleasure on you that she'll have a happily married son by morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852911
>so I can't explain
Why not? I doubt you'll get banned for a little digression.
>>14852912
She's prepared to defend herself against possible molesters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852896
What exactly do you think flashes through the mind of a monster MILF who's being told by her son that he wants to have sex with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852893
>Mari leaves Cocaine Cat in charge of the house when she's gone
Is this the most irresponsible mother in all the demon realms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852930
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852850
update never

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852920
Here, take this, I need to go sleep now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852942
What is this image trying to convey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852902
What a thoughtful cat.
>>14852934
Hey, at least she'll probably share whatever demon realm drugs she's on. You ever wanted to know why she looks so high?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852954
That wolves hunt in packs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852967
I see. Not sure if that makes a particularly compelling game though. Pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852967
I've been interested in it for a while, but it doesn't exactly leap out at me as something I absolutely must play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852930
>What
>Oh my god
>Holy fuck it's really happening
>I thought this was an urban legend
>I can't believe he wants me, there are so many girls for him to pick from
>I can't believe it
>I'm so fucking happy
>Oh shit
>Don't cry
>Shit!
>He'll think it's weird, it'll kill the mood!
>Shitshitshit!

[Anonymous No.]

I need to visit a shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852942
I haven't played dragon's dogma yet, I take it it's worth it?spoiler for off-topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852918

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853018
>All those hearts
I can't imagine this shirt being appropriate in any non-incest related context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851778
>http://pastebin.com/9mhRaPRt
disgusting, but you better continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852889
I just scrolled down to Mantis mom and was instantly satisfied with her.

>>14853025
That's the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853002
You still suffering from winter because that ryu's heart is frozen over because of that bastard that ditched her to go date that warmth loving lamia girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853041
pretty much
also my house has no heating today so everywhere is freaking cold

[Anonymous No.]

The city looks neat from up above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853074
Should flying MGs wear skirts? No.
Do they wear them anyways to attract guys? Yes.
Do they wear a different flavor each day to try to appeal to more people? Hell yes.
Will she save going commando for the wedding? You better believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853074
She looks so elegant. I like to think that there are a race of Icarii, born from dudes who fucked harpies pre-DL years, who are human/harpy hybrids that look like this. All the upsides of being harpies, none of the down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14850918
>Blue Dragon
>Scholarly
If anything, a Blue Dragon would be an incredibly demeaning ojou-sama type wearing glasses who mocks you with illusions while hiding behind the fact that she just wants you to stay with her and never let her be lonely again. She can't handle the idea of spending the rest of her life in the dark or under the sands by herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853211
I like the current conversation.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>14853016
Spoilered for being unrelated to thread

Dragon's Dogma is a weird game, but it gets better the more you play. It's an open world type of game, that's sorta like a combination of Souls and Elder Scrolls with Shadow of the Colossus bosses.

Everything about it is cheesy, but it's done in Capcom's east meets west sort of cheesy.

At first, it's a cake walk. The main game is fun and easy, with lots of minor touches that sets it apart from other games. Dragon's Dogma is the only game where you if you make a loli pawn, you have to pick her up and carry her across knee deep water so her lamp doesn't get wet. If you're a big dude, you won't get knocked down as much, but if you're a boy, you can essentially grab onto a wild harpy and let her fly you about for a bit. There's a pawn system, which is essentially a create-your-AI-slave, who will do battle alongside you and if you don't like their tone, can be sat down and given a stern talking to until their personality changes. You can have up to three pawns in your party, including your own personal one. You can acquire pawns from other people and can recruit them in a couple different ways, your pawn will actually learn your habits and small details the more you fight alongside them.

It's a hodgepodge of things from other games that shouldn't work as well as it does together. The controls are tight, the actual gameplay is solid, and the classes are extremely varied (Sorcerer is actually a goddamn sorcerer, the spells in the game are fucking awesome). The story is nonsensical and you're sorta just there for the most of it, until the end, where shit gets interesting. The dragon fights are actual dragon fights, not that silly slapping shit from Skyrim. All boss fights are fun. Except maybe the second form of the secret final boss.

On top of that, once you've had your fill of the open world adventurin', and you're tired of side fetch quests and such, there's the expansion island added in Dark Arisen called Bitterblack Isle.

Bitterblack Isle is a labyrinth in which enemies will appear at random, and strong bosses will appear out of nowhere. Dragon's Dogma is a cake walk, but then you get to Bitterblack Isle, and you're forced to grow a pair of nut hair or get your shit slapped like a bitch.

The monsters are just fun to fight in Dragon's Dogma, but the only real monster girl is the harpies, and the harpy variants (succubi and snow harpies).

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852998
>Monster girl raises a human boy up from birth to be a fine young man and find himself a loyal woman
>He just wants to marry and impregnate her

Why doesn't this happen more often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853219
YOU! How is it that you're still alive and with us? What words did you whisper in Charon's ear to let you return?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853219
I play games mostly for the story, though. I doubt this is so fun to play I'd cut back on that standard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853230
He probably said he'd keep quiet about her going to host clubs during work hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853218
The best part is if the guy eventually wisens up to her illusions and shit like
>Hoo-h? Drinking sand again? That's not water you know, you idioooot. I guess humans really don't have the mental capacity to tell the real from the fake do they?
>He mutters something
>What's that? Speak up, let me hear your voice, slave!
>At least girls in my hometown don't use padding.
>W-what do you mean? (HE KNOWS)
>Your breasts are about as real as the illusions you cast. There's no shame in being flat as a boar-- UF!
>Idiot! Dullard! Dummy! Troglodyte!
>Blue Dragon spends the rest of the day locked in her boudoir clutching her body pillow of Anon while he nurses the swollen cheek from her tail smacking him

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853265
Joke's on her I prefer small breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853270
The best part about a Blue Dragon is giving how sensitive their horns are you could probably get her off by licking and stroking it. Like an ultra-sensitive battery that tingles on the tongue and flips her switch faster than gentle caressing while she's forced to get humiliated by a lower life form.

Blue Dragon naizuri WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

All I wanted in life was rub a bottom-heavy fox loli's thighs. Is that too much to ask for? What'd I do to deserve this?

[Anonymous No.]

On a completely different not thread related note. My antivir just started going nuts on any page I open on 4chan stating that some trojan is being blocked.

Anyone else get a similar thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853300
The bad thing is when I think of Elin thighed Kitsunes I think of Kitsch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853303
Yeah, there's some kind of adware going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14850891
Oneesans were meant to molest their otoutos, and Jabberwocks have all the tools and ability to do just that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853300
>What'd I do to deserve this?
You're too wishy washy in your deviances. Either go full pedo or go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853074
Big
Fluffy
Tail-feathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853318
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853139
>Icarii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7fNPiNiNc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853303
Not for me, then again I run noscript and adblock.

Maybe succuviris is after you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853318
A Kikimora with a big butt and an even bigger tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853375
Kikis are too much of a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851903
Yeah, I really like it. I think it's a shame so much of the hypnosis fetish is just "Hah, I hypnotised you, now I can rape you while you act like a thoughtless sex doll," because I really enjoy consensual hypnosis.
I'd tell my waifu I'm going to hypnotise her, and even when she knows I've changed her mind so she orgasms when we kiss, it'll still happen.
I think I'd still do some sneaky stuff with it, though. Stuff like making different parts of her body hypersensitive while she's under, or making her drowsy so we can cuddle together.

The amount of trust required for it really appeals to me too. I'd love to use it as a bonding experience, with my waifu resting her head in my lap. She knows that in a few moments, she'll have given up control of her body and mind to me, but she still goes through with it, because she trusts me.
Then, seconds later, she'll be under, having all the stress in her body worked away in the most pleasurable way as she becomes putty to knead and play with. It'd be a nice bonding experience, especially when she rises back out from her trance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853382
You're too much of a meme, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853336
The lady starstruck, she's nothing but bad luck~
The lady starstruck, she's coming after you~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853390
When everyone is a meme, nobody will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853395
This is the seventh time we've posted this meme. We've become exceedingly good at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853375
If there's one thing this world needs, it's huge fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853400
[X] Molest Fluffy Tail

[Anonymous No.]

Sweater puppies, sweater puppies~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853409
Those are some big feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853414
>"All the better to step on you with my dear."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853401
It's all fun and games until the fluffy tail molests YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

What waifufag would you NTR?

I think they're all prime NTR material, I want to fuck their waifus in front of them.

[Anonymous No.]

BREAKING NEWS

The serial snuggler has struck again! Eyewitness reports claim to have seen her masquerading as a kiki looking for a master to serve, only to then tackle and then passionately hug anyone that lets her into their house!

Please! If you see a suspicious Kiki that has big fluffy paws instead of feathers, alert the authorities immediately!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853434
The serious waifufags here are obnoxious, and deserve to see their love ruined before their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853444
I'm just going to dress a Wurm up like a little boy and leave her in the streets to wait. Surely this bait will be irresistible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853446
>>14853434
What do you have against the waifufags?

Are you the same people that complain that wockfag doesn't spend his money on the monstergirls you want him to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853453
If he can't have his waifu, nobody can have theirs either!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853429
My mind's telling me NoooOooO, but my body, but my body is telling me YEEEESSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853400
This man gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853444
I thought I saw one working at the coffee shop, but that might just have been a yeti waitress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853450

>"I don't want to pretend to be a little boy daddy. I wanna be Macho Man Randy Savage!"
>"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEAH"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853458
Please enjoy responsibly.
Mofu addiction is a very real issue that afflicts a growing number of men every year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853465
>>14853429
>you will never be mindbroken by the fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853477
This reminds me of the old mofuholics anonymous posts where fluffy girls would wait outside to abduct the members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853471
Wurm pro-wrestling would be so cash, yo.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder you will never be quick enough to fug Metal Queen Slime and gain like 4-6 levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853509
>never be quick enough
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853509
Why would I want to be such a quick shot a light breeze laughing at my erection would make me cum intensely? I'm not Luka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853499
>Ate-all-the-cookies-in-the-cookie-jar-and-hugged-the-boy-she-liked TITANIUM CAGE GRUDGE MATCH
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853526
>ARE YOU FEELING THIS COLE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853528
>I LOVE MAGGLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853515
>>14853521
>Not getting the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>Looks like I caught the bouquet, guess I'm next in line.
>Well hello there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853602
How weird would it be to meet single MGs during a marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853605
Not very. And they'd be extra ready to aggressively pursue you. More than usual at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853599
That's right, I didn't get the joke. That's why I said "Eh?".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853599
>Not getting my play on your words

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853602
Eh, hi, I need too go and do some stuff... that's not here... Please don't rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853617
No need to be shy, you were destined to be together. Why else would you have been the first man she saw after catching the flowers? Your fly is even open!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853609
I dunno, just imagine going to the marriage of one of your friends just to see there is a single MG eyeing you, wanting to jump you and husbando you then and there fueled by the marriage feels while you don't even know her name.

Scary but arousing to some degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853617
And then rape happened.
followed by marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853627
>Chain Marriages
This sounds like it could get out of hand pretty quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853633
Especially if the reception is handled by the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853639
>Big busty holst wants to marry your little brother
>A loli werecat that oddly carries around a riding crop keeps flirting with you
>Somehow this feels a bit backwards, yet not

[Anonymous No.]

>Your blood will never be so tasty it will make a vamp go full yan and chain you to her bed so she can keep you safe and watch over you 24/7
>She'll never give you games to occupy yourself with and snuggle with you at night to keep her bloodbag happy and warm
>She'll never come home one day after her rare outings to be absolutely devestated at seeing the chains broken
>She'll never find you in the kitchen nonchalantly making a snack and a coffee, the remnants of the shackle still around your wrist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853647
What is her reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853649
rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853649
I don't know. Such an overwhelming joy after such a distressing despair might even make her brain fry. But I'm sure that waking up to you nursing her after she fainted would make her go full dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853610
Metal, Liquid Metal, and Metal King Slimes are a staple of the Dragon Quest series, based around the mascot monster of the franchise.
They are notorious for having the highest defense in the game, where even at max level you're lucky to do more than 1-2 damage, for running away almost instantly, and for having such high speed they usually would act before your characters which coincides with point B to make them annoyingly hard to kill.
Doing so nets you the most experience in the game.
Therefore the joke is that you literally could not run fast enough to catch a Metal Queen Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853647
The fuck are those chains made of? Plastic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853471
Best daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853703
Uh-huh. I never played Dragon Quest, and I never will. It killed HxH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853711
>Implying you weren't there so long you incubised

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853481
She looks pissed.

Are you sure she likes it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853711
Anon is a big guy if you didn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853715
No Togashi being a lazy fuck killed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853751
A lazy fuck addicted to Dragon Quest, much like Miura was corrupted by Idolm@ster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853746
According to standard Touhou humor formulas, I believe she is jealous due to boobhat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853331
This post made me quite happy since I was actually thinking of the opening scene in relation to a story I'm outlining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853300
The thighs are the only thing you want to touch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853805
W-well I mean it's where i'd start! Don't think I'd leave the base of her tail and her earfluff unmolested

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853703
DQ9 was my shit for a long time, I had so much fun with that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851829
>Raiju... hide her arcing electricity (which would be down to her self control and current level of charge)...
A Raiju that learns self-control develops a most unique ability. Indeed, a powerful technique lying in wait.
Before unleashing it she will utter a simple, but essential phrase: "Ore wa... Raiju."
The name of this incredible power is none other than: TRANS-AM

[Anonymous No.]

Human girls > Monster girls

Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853923
order shill please stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853923
Appreciating diversity > comparison bait

Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

Also, of course what's REAL is better. Can't you see this fighting will only TEAR US APART?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853923
oh please
humans are the biggest horse of all

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853923
>Prove me wrong.
Well, humangirls are real and all around, and yet there are still places like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853942
>>14853930
>3DPD
Obviously we're talking about 2D human girls here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853923
This is true.
You can manipulate what to turn a human girl will turn into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853943
>implying I can't be speaking of both realms

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give my Kobold daughteru her daily deepthroat training! I want to watch and help her suckle a breathing-hole dildo until she can hold it all the way down her throat and breathe normally without gagging! Once she's fully trained I want to start using dildos as gags for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853923
Human girls don't have exotic sex abilites.

[Anonymous No.]

Uuu~! Anon, I never agreed to going outside like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854068
Oh, quit your whining. I could have made you wear a translucent white micro bikini or a latex gimp suit or even a leash and collar. Count yourself lucky, Anubis-tan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854068
I want to go to the Maid-con and bring home lots of maid memorabilia along with one or two real maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853886
Setsuna please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854079
I want to run a booth at Maid-con where I sell frilly maid memorabilia! I want lots of cute maids to purchase personalized brooms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854079
I want me and my Kiki waifu to take our Kiki daughteru to her very first Maid-con and see her eyes light up when she sees all the maids and maid stuff there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854079
>Maid-con
This sounds like a fun idea. What kinds of things would one expect to see at the MGC Maid-con?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852028
That's a soft Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854103
I don't know, but I'd make my Kikimory wear their latex maid outfits through the whole maid-con to tease them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854082
A setsuna is all she needs to bring you to your knees. Now eat up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853923
>Why not both...?
Anon, please. Apply yourself.
To them that is - in bed or in battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>missed an adoptive monstergirl mom discussion
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854152
It's okay, there's a talk about mommies on /a/ right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854103
>Maid-con
>Literally the maid paradise
>Everywhere there are stands selling all kind of maid stuff
>Outfits, brooms, aprons, you name it
>MaidxMaster doujins sell like hotcakes
>Actual maids posing with people wanting to get photos
>Maid Central has quite a space where they try to find a master for their maids
>Puppet show featuring a genki Kiki trying to save the world from aliens with her trusty turbobroom
>When you leave they give you a pin button that reads "i went to the maid-con and had a maidtastic day!"
It would be the paradise indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854163
>"The Art of Maiding" books on sale, a do it yourself guide to becoming a maid.
>Panels on Battle Meidos, maiding for women with weaponry.
>Small panels for getting master to notice you
>Another panel for dealing with masters that have usual tastes lead by a kiki whose master is a hathorite follower and an oppai loli werecat that's heavy on the oppai.
>Ironically for that last one the only thing that changed was the werecat's height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14852417
I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad—the dreams where I see Lala are the best I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854179
>oppai loli werecat that's heavy on the oppai
I wonder how she'd get shit done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854198
Why do you think she's co-running the panel?

She probably, has a bunch of ladders that let her reach various areas and may have a bunch of brooms sized for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854068
But she looks so cute. I'm sure she'll make everyone else who sees her jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853816
What about rubbing her tongue with yours
Or touching her face with a blindfold and her butt with considerable velocity
Or touching her insides with various things
Or holding hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854152
You can always continue it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854198
Extensive, specialized training. I bet she even uses her massive, squishy boobies to help her too, they've got a big surface area so if she strapped a sponge or a duster to them she could get work done real fast. I bet if she did that she'd be really good at paizuri too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854218
Being adopted by a Monster mommy who tries her hardest not to V you so the social workers won't take you away from her sounds neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854218
I have no idea how I would've without bringing up lactation in some manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854223
>Implying the social workers aren't monstergirls as well
>Implying the social workers don't encourage momcest to make the mother-son bound stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854227
What's wrong with lactation then? Perfectly natural female bodily function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854221
>Come home and see ultra oppai loli werecat maid washing the windows
>She's removed her shirt and has two rags attached to her breasts and she's just rubbing her chest on the window.
>"I'll be there in a second mastah! Just let me finish the windows and I'll help you in a moment!"

Hello boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854231
I know, and it's also my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854234
I like pailolis, but I wouldn't mind if she got a bit of a reduction.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves have longer life-spans than humans, and their age doesn't show. This strumpet could be a century old.
I want to be subject to her motherly wisdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854179
>Battle Meido
#1 choice of weapon: https://youtu.be/feOoeGgEprU?t=21m52s

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854244
Sometimes I just want to see a muscular Elf and P'Orc punch the crap out of eachother in an effort to impress the man they love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854238
I recognize that artist.
A virus in monster girls that causes intense lactation would be wonderful.
We would call it Milky Cow Disease.

>>14854241
Come on, she's got big fat werecat tats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854250
>Humie is mine!
>No, it is I who shall impart my cultural influence on him!
Meanwhile the human boy is drinking Dwarven lager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854251
Sachito is a wonderful artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854255
>beastmaster
I want her to tame me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854217
I wouldn't mind massaging a bottom-heavy fox loli's feet. That way, you can slowly work your way up, planting kissing first on her toes, then even higher.
After that, you can go all out feeling her soft, plump thighs and her full, round bottom, teasing her with kisses on the inside of her thigh, and gentle bites on her delicious butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854262
That he is.
That he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851920
Oh fuck yeah this is good, thanks Mari!

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following:
Chaos Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854264
I figured this shows off a more muscular visage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854276
I want her to tame, housebreak and train me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854260
A lovely shortstack with wide hips and a huge rear?
That would be nice.
I'd just impregnate all three and put an end to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854274
Which of the gods does she follow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854291
She is a being of primordial chaos, not a silly Warhammer knock-off! Now get some milk for her khroneflakes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854296
Oh, she's just adorable
Time for head pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854274
>Not the Aeon Wurm
NEVER DOUBT THE WURM
I bet nobody even gets this reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854308
Yeah, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854267
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854229
>the standards of what a "good mother" means are a bit different for mgs
>the more inappropriate the applicant is, the more likely they'll get to choose to adopt a boy instead of a monster girl
>single men wanting to adopt are asked questions like "what type of monster you'd want as a wife?", for absolutely no reason at all, of course

[Anonymous No.]

What would you have to do to get a Wurm to let you put your thingy in her snake cloaca?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854335
She doesn't have a cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854335
Ask her nicely? Wurms love sex you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854335
>implying her head wouldn't start smoking as she tries to figure out what a cloaca is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854320
>Chinese dress
>Those thighs
>That tail
>Those godlike thighs

Oh my. I want to eat her out with those thighs around my head. I want to wrap my arms around them, lift her legs in the aid, push my dick between her puffy vulva, and pound her down into the mattress forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854335
Please...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854321
Do the boys being adopted have any say in the matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854350
I want to cumflate a loli fox in a china dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854361
No, they're just kids and mommy knows best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854335
Exactly >>14854340

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854364
But what if there's more than one candidate to be the mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854340
b-but then how does she poop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854367
Then they will wrestle in mud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854370
But that doesn't make sense, also the stronger ones would always win

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be mayor of a rural human town!
I want a monstergirl to move in, expecting easy pickings from a town that had never seen a monstergirl!
I want to call out the local chapter of the Order to organize a cross burning and lynching to keep my town pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854321
Where does an orphanage find boys ,shotas at that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854386
I want to lock you in the looney bin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854386
Hey Fogman, may I grip a cig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854386
Death to the violent Orderfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>after a terrible accident involving a smart car, and a wheat thresher, you're left orphaned
>get adopted by MG
>Manticore more specifically
>she claims she's only 24 but even you can spot the bags and wrinkles around her face
>whatever she seems really nice
>go to her house
>it's neat and clean and still in your old school district
>but she shows you your room and you're blown away
>there's a 70" tv, both a Rapestation 4 and Xboner One, and in the corner is a brand new PC
>she says this used to be her old "game room"
>you ask her about what she means and she shows you the basement
>it's your very own personal arcade down there
>all of your favorite games are down there
>apparently she helped create one of the first gaming comapnies that sold for millions in the 1980's
>you ask her how can she do that if she's only 24
>she quickly trips you up with your tail and tells you to "be careful about your surroundings"
>oh it's on now
>challenge her to a few games in the basement
>she crushes you in all the games you two play
>you can't beat her high score in anything
>can't beat her in racing games because she can switch gears with her tail
>can't beat her in fighting games because she's memorized all of the combos and specials
>go back upstairs and watch a movie on the couch while Mommacore makes dinner
>eat and talk more about how things are
>you start to feel tired as Brad Pitt keeps talking about baseball
>you feel a warmth spread around your face
>Mommacore has fallen asleep on you
>whatever it feels great, and soon you're fast asleep in your Mommacores mane
>you dreamed of flowers that night
>it was the first time in a while that you dreamed of something good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854410
Anon, no! If you kill them you'll be just as bad as them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854321
I'd love to adopt a little Monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854386
And I want to be the communal husband to a bunch of strongfat orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854414
>you start to feel tired as Brad Pitt keeps talking about baseball
That movie is so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854414
>Mommacore
I don't even like Manticores but the name alone makes me want her to adopt me. She seems like a nice girl too.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I could never get into Mother/Son incest because I have a great relationship with my mom and the thought of anything like that is weird as fuck to me
This is why Onee-sans are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854414
Writefag here, should I continue this? I'm not really big on making huge overarching stories, because I suck at doing that, but I feel like I've got something going especially if I start making the aspect about how they both end up wanting to fuck, but cannot because of the social workers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854439
A little more shouldn't hurt anyone.
>>14854438
I don't have any issues with my mother either but that doesn't mean I don't want to have sex with other mothers and drink their delicious milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854438
>tfw I love mom/son incest but I hate my fat bitch of a mother
>seriously my mother can die and the world will become a little more happier because of all the negativity that would leave this plane of existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854441
>that doesn't mean I don't want to have sex with other mothers and drink their delicious milk.
Oh, I'm all for MILFS and the like, but the thougt of someone acting as my mother specifically just feels very wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Lactating manticore using her tail pussy to milk herself when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854439
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854445
See, that's understandable because you already want someone different. I don't, which is why it's weird for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854414
>70" tv
did they ever make CRT TVs this huge

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854447
>the thought of someone acting
I don't have this problem Role-play works just fine, just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854449
>milky manticore gives herself a milk enema with her own tits and tailpussy
Lewd on ALL SORTS of levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854449
I'm all for the lactating manticore part, but I also believe she's better off using a breast pump instead of her own tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854457
Fuck, I forgot that tailpussies are distended buttholes. That may be a little too lewd, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854415
But Anon, there is no evil, just circumstances, you would be as bad as them in their shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854454
In her enraged state, the elf can throw this 65 pound television as if it was little more than a hollow prop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854463
There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those who are too weak to seek it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854457
>>14854461
Stop trying to push the tailpussy butthole shit again you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854457
Yep.
And the best bit is that none of it's going to waste!

>>14854458
What makes you say that?
Her tailpussy has better suction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854470
It's the only logical conclusion anon, you're in denial.

Manticores are secretly the biggest buttsluts ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854362
>Cumfill your loli fox
>You can see the slight curve of her tummy through the sheer fabric of the dress as she takes it all
>When you're done, she curls her tail up between her legs to hug, covering and sealing up her pussy while leg locking you
>Your dick is basically constantly rubbing against her massive fluffy tail as you hold her

Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854476
Why does it feel so right to cumflate loli foxes?
Or loli manticubs for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854415
Fine. No killing. Just controlled paralysis. I prefer non-lethal options anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_h_4klLkuA Potato quality example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854482
Loli anythings, really. Kikis, Kobolds, Hellhounds, etc.
I guess I have a thing for cumflating little wan-wans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854483
Funny thing I just finished that game.

Who could be Jensen's waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854414
>time passes and you're no longer the young boy who lost his parents
>you're now a young man in the last semester of your senior year of high school
>and Mommacore has been acting weird around you
>like not talking to you weird
>you go to meet with your social worker the next day to be caught by surprise
>your old black lady of a social worker has been replaced by a small, yet busty, cyclops
>she informs you that since you're in the care of a MG that they need a "better perspective" on these cases
>she then asks if she can make a house visit the next day
>you don't see why that wouldn't be a problem and you two agree to meet
>you get home to a pitch black house
>not even the tv is on
>as you go into the house, you hear something upstairs
>light is coming from your room and nowhere else
>you open the door to see Mommacore, naked in your bed using two dildos in her pussy and tailpussy, while huffing your dirty underwear and watching old videos of the trip to Fiji that you two went on last summer
>you wonder why she made you wear a speedo the entire time you were there
>and now you know why
>Mommacore is just staring at you, almost crying
>then she jumps up and yells "I'm sorry Anon!" while running into her room and locking the door

To be continued after lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854486
The real question is if you plug them up afterwards so that they end up going about the day with a white filled belly like that.

Would you do just enough so that they have a little swelling or go till they look full on to term?

How would you explain this to the teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854483
>>14854493
I want a Mantis going all Adam Jensen now.

[Anonymous No.]

Lactating Wisdom Cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854496
>you open the door to see Mommacore, naked in your bed using two dildos in her pussy and tailpussy, while huffing your dirty underwear and watching old videos of the trip to Fiji that you two went on last summer
This bodes well to my loins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854500
>Work with cyborg mantis.
>Whenever you ask her what she thinks about her situation she just lets you know that she didn't ask for it.
>Always gets a laugh from you and you pat her head as a result.
>Her little eye guards snap into place as you do and a blush covers her face.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you're not adopted by one but TWO monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854482
Because you're filling them up with more love than you think they can handle, but it turns out despite their size, they can handle and take it all in.
Plus, the thought of a loli fox with a little temporary pot belly is really kind of cute. Especially when that pot belly is full of warm, pleasurable semen you put into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854511
FFM threesomes up in this bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854482

>cumflate a slime girl, loli or no
>there's so much that it takes her awhile to absorb it all
>even after doing so her body has changed into a whitish color that isn't a color normally possible for slimes to get naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854511
Liliarune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854511

And they were twins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854522
TWO LILIRAUNES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851920
Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>cumflation
I like my lolifucking with no wierd fetishes, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854528
I give up. I'll become their pollination slave. And I'll change my name to Seymour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854497
Of course I'll plug them up, I want them to be able to enjoy their nice, big spirit energy meal slowly throughout the day. I think a just barely noticeable bulge is best, that way they;re always flustered and nervous that they might get found out, but the embarrassment of actually getting found out won't be diminished too much.

The teacher should probably understand at least, I'm just helping her with her homework.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854517
Watching a little anubutt struggle around with her new, overfilled belly would be lovely.

>>14854521
That would be pretty nice.
I imagine that they'd see it as a point of pride, even if it wears off after a little while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854532
>pedophilia
>Not a weird fetish
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZuKMo9u8CM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854528
That would be four of them, you mad man.

>>14854534
That's fine.
Do you just do a regular object to keep it in like a plug or do you put a very quite vibrator in her and leave it on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854532
It's not THAT weird anon, you get to have a nice, massive orgasm, and she gets to have a nice, tight, warm feeling in her belly. She'll carry your love around for hours, safe and warm inside her as she absorbs it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854542
>That would be four of them, you mad man
No, that's two since a Liliraune is composed by two girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854536
>I imagine that they'd see it as a point of pride, even if it wears off after a little while.

And then they'd want to do it all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854542
Oh, I use all sorts of things. Clear packing tape, an egg vibrator or two, a long thick dildo vibrator that I can control remotely, or even a pair of tight latex panties. I like to keep her guessing as to how I'll plug her up next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854545
Yes, you said two liliraune, therefore there would be four girls, two per each liliraune.

You'd have four mothers!

>>14854548
Exactly!
Slimes would probably try and keep themselves an opaque light blue/pink/lilac or whatever else their color is to show off how much they've pleased their husband.

>>14854553
Teasing the cumflated loli fox is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Quicksilver please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854511
I want to be adopted by twin sharkgirls

Or twin yandere lamias, I'm not sure yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854507
That would be nice.
It would be best if it's spontaneous and she tries to teach through her leaky titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854558
What, anon? We're having a good time here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854556
>Teasing the cumflated loli fox is fun.
Oh, most definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854559
>manage to cut your finger on something
>sharkmoms lewdly suckle on it with dilated eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854562
I like to think the milk passes on knowledge

>>14854564
Nothing, was just making a joke. Just remember five year olds dont have the stamina of grown women. Give 'em a break every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854570
>Give 'em a break every now and then.
'kay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854567
>Loli fox goes to class with cumflated belly
>One of the older girls notices it and lets her know about a 'secret' that'll make it even easier for you to do to her.
>She sneaks some manticore venom into your food that night.

How does this end?

>>14854570
I can only hope that knowledge cow doesn't touch me and learn all my fetishes.
It would probably overload her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854568
Bed time must be indeed fun with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854576
>How does this end?
She just gets a bigger belly, and I have to watch myself for signs of addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854556

And all the other slime girls she shows off too would get jealous and start wanting that for themselves, getting their husband to use all manner of things so they can be absolutely full of semen too.

From that point on you'd see a lot more married slime girls having a white body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854496
I wish Mommacore was my mom. Then things would be different around here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854589
What do you do if she likes it bigger?
Do you convince her that a smaller one is better or give her a larger one through the use of some, hopefully, nonaddictive stuff.
Does she get grounded for spiking your food?

>>14854590
Well, it would be more whitish than anything.
A pure white slime would be an idol to them.

Although this does raise the question of what a cumflated slime looks like considering there is no stomach/womb to hold it in.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, can you take care of my Cheshire Cat imouto for a bit?

I need to find the source of some 'Fufufu~' laugh in the house.

Don't do anything lewd to her, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854605
I'm not into lolis so sure, I won't do anything lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854600
There will definitely be a punishment for being sneaky, but it won't be too harsh as she was just trying to get more of my love.

The way I'll play it off is big bellies will get old if I give her them too much, and having the little ones most of the time will make them better too. It's a lesson in moderation, honesty, and variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14850891
Straight from KC himself

>" The concept was, “a brown skinned onee-san”(elder sister), “a purple-pink dragon”, “a lewd slutty dragon”, and “the diamond suite”. Thus Wonderland’s lewd dragon, the Jabberwocky, was created."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854600

They would just keep growing slowly as their bodies absorbed it, bigger and bigger. The rate would be far more than what they're accustomed to so they wouldn't be able to make daughters immediately but pretty soon after. Probably a half dozen white slime daughters who eventually turn back to their mothers natural color

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853923
The monster is on the inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854605
>Abandoning your precious imoutou in front of a bunch of horny, gropey anons who will gangbang her poor tits and use her milk for lube
Hidoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854605
Honk honk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854611
I should stop posting when I'm distracted, that came out like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854611
What happens if she asks you to give her a really big one as a reward for doing good in school?
What if she keeps doing that when she's not a loli anymore?

>>14854616
Such a fascinating species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854629
She can definitely have rewards, especially if she does a good job at school. If she makes straight As, I'll whip myself up a nice venom cocktail and get her belly so big that she won't be able to move much for a whole weekend!

I don't mind continuing when she's older either, she'll always be my cute little fox with the big, full belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854615
>“the diamond suite”
For the longest time I never understood what that meant until I looked at the Wonderland designs

Holy fuck what does this mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854638
Would you really want to see her try to walk around the house with a belly like that?
Happily humming as she cradles it?

What if she wants to go out in public like that or hang out with her friends?

Can you really keep such a lewd fox under control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854643
KC still needs to account for the Joker/Jack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854643
It means the Cheshire is spayed.

Ha, geddit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854645
No, I can't control her. She's her own person, and I don't want to impede on her social life or her exercise or anything like that. I've talked to her about all the embarrassing risks that come with going out with a big, cumflated belly, but she doesn't seem to mind too much as long as people don't tease her a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854660
That look could kill a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854657
Anon, she'd probably come home happy and tell you about how many looks she was getting.
She may even ask you to rub it for her, as she dreams of what it would be like to have your kids.....along with maybe hoping you could go another round with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854664
It'd be a comfy death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854653
Cheshires don't deserve to have barren wombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854653
You're gonna get clubbed saying stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854667
Giving bellyrubs while we lay together with her on her back in the crook of my arm is one of my favorite things to do with her. She'll get daughterus when she's old enough, right now it's just nice to enjoy the solitary company of a single loli fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>cumflate a Yuki-onna
>The sheer amount of semen and the warmth of it puts her in a trance well after the fact.
>She moans about how warm it is, how good it feels ,etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854678
Then she's got something to look forward to.

>>14854679
Cue the 'I feel like I'm melting...' quotes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854685
>Cue the 'I feel like I'm melting...' quotes?

Yeah pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854691

Well, I'd keep going till her belly can be seen through that kimono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14853018
That shirt belongs with only one fine lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854679
Hyperthermia is no joke, anonymous. She's obviously in the middle of a stroke and you're sitting there thinking it's cute as fuck.

Remember. Strokes aren't moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854701
If that were the case wouldn't they have problems if they were hugged by a Yeti for too long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854559
>>14854568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuH4TEmgLo

Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854713
I always knew yetis were sociopaths bent on murdering everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854726
Sickening. Just look at this poor defenseless Yuki-onna

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854743
Jesus Christ. Why would you post that.
That yuki onna is clearly in shock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854726
Yetis only murder your internal anguish with their warmth and unconditional love.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my Onee-san to lift for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854779
>for
>not with
You suck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854779
>Dem strength growths.
Best oneesan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854784
She wants to be the one who protects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854779
Oneesans getting fit by using their otouto as a weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854825
Then letting him use her thighs as pillows afterwards, because daaamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854496
>you're now knocking on Mommacores door, trying to get her to open up
>all she's doing is crying and telling you to leave her alone
>you tell her it's not as bad as she thinks
>upon hearing this she pulls the door open and tells you with a puffy face "Bad?!? I'm literally torn between being a mother to you and fucking you!"
>"BUT I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME!" you proclaim to her face
>she just stands there, registering what you just said
>you can see her tail swaying back and forth like a puppy
>and like that you see her eyes glaze over as she grabs you and throws you into her bed
>she's drooling now crawling over your body taking in your musk
>then as fast as she threw you on the bed, your pants and underwear were shredded
>as she sees that you're already rock hard, she skips the pleasentries and foreplay and rides you hard
>it doesn't even take a minute before both of you are cumming
>it feels like you two came for hours on end
>but in reality it was only about a minute and a half
>still quite a record though
>but something feels off
>you're still hard even after cumming so much
>you look past your Mommacore to see her tail with no barbs on the bulb
>three are in the wall, one's in her dresser, and five are in your legs and feet
>Mommacore just smiles like a Cheshire and tells you "we've got a long night ahead of us dear~!"


More to come ahead...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854852
Groovy baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854864
Ash go and stay go you are literally hitler to Demon girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854950
There's nothing wrong with tender Manticore motheru loving.

[Anonymous No.]

Prepare to be bullied nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854959
Since when did an ancient /a/ FOTM get art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854959
Why me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854959
Bully wars when?

Will you fight for your right to molest qt girls with that mean dragon bully that is cruel because her mom is an alcoholic.

Remember that the meek will get NOTHING, are you man enough to seek your bully paradise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854959
Get in line. The Smug Squad's usually stealing my clothes at eleven, a group of Goblins are likely playing keep-away with my lunch at noon, a Cheshire keeps messing with my supplies round the clock, and I'm pretty sure a Mindflayer/Shoggoth pair in my third period has been messing with my sense of time and spatial perception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854959
Everything you do to me, I'm going to do double on an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854952
Indeed, in fact I endorse it, needs a bigger Manticore family if anything. Never enough mane to huff in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854994
I want to cumflate an alp and force her to walk around with a dildo build for dire centaurs stuck in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855010
You're going to get her teen pregnant.

Either that or all that spirit energy is going to go to her hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855010
>Wanting a MG that is looser than Quill's butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855014
Are you telling me that you don't want her to come up to you with a pout on her face as she complains about how wide her hips are getting and how thick her thighs are?
Because that's not going to stop me.

And as for the former....Guess I'll just have to take responsibility for that.

>>14855015
Succubutt's can be as tight or lose as they want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855010
Mmmm

Dire Centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855035
Isn't that an FE character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855041
Yep.
Worst pegasus rider at that.
Her daughter is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854852
>it's morning already
>and you're still pounding away your Mommacore on her king sized bed
>you're too engrossed by hitting it from the back while huffing her mane to notice the front door being opened
>and it isn't until you both cum again that you notice the flustered monoeye in a business suit in the doorway of the bedroom
>oh shit, you forgot all about the social worker coming over
>and then you hear Mommacore exclaim "Jessie?!?"
>you (still hard) ask her how she knows the social worker
>"Jessie was my freshman buddy when I was a senior in high school!"
>"Back in 1980 Sarah." The social worker counters
>you don't think nows the time to tease her about her graduation year so you take that info and store it away for later
>the cyclops continues "You know Sarah, this is a gross negligence on your part as this boys foster mother. You're looking at serious jail time right now."
>your Mommacore goes white and silent, tears welling up in her eyes
>for some reason things start to get blurry and soon the both of you are pleading with Jessica to make things right
>"How old is he?" Jessica asks
>you tell her that you turned 18 two months ago
>she tells you two to clean up and meet her downstairs
>Mommacore tells you to use your shower this time as she needs some time to herself
>you sadly tell her okay and respect her wishes
>the whole time you're trying to figure out a way to keep on living with your Mommacore
>you eventually get out of the shower and go downstairs to see a calm monoeye and a shaking Mommacore drinking coffee in the kitchen
>Jessica sees you and asks you to sit down and explains that she won't call the authorities and that you two are in the clear
>as long as you two are married and no longer a foster family
>she hands you a piece of paper that was already signed by your Mommacore
>'Certificate of Marriage' it reads
>you sign the paper like it was a contract from the Dodgers
>as soon as you sign it Mommacore grabs you and kisses you like never before
>you're all to happy to reciprocate
>you then thank Jessica for helping you two
>she just smiles and says "You can thank your Aunt Jessica during the honeymoon stud!"
>you don't know what to think of this as you turn to your Mommacore
>she just shrugs her shoulders and says "What Anon? I had to make a deal to get this certificate of marriage and you really impressed Jessie here this morning!"
>now it was the cyclops' turn to be embarrassed
>you're just shaking your head, wondering where the future will take you
>but, with your Mommacore by your side, you know the future will be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855035
Bigger than Ushi's they be, with great slabs of muscle and tits the size of your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855062
Jessie is a total fembro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854414
>>14854496
>>14854852
>>14855062
Dammit, I want a Mommacore now. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855065
I want a Dire Ushi-Oni to break through my wall in search of a husband!

I want a Dire Ushi-Oni to rampage down the street chasing me!

I want a Dire Ushi-Oni to put me into traction after an earthquake-causing bout of lovemaking!

I want a Dire Ushi-Oni to be the first sight I see after waking up in the hospital, her hair mussed up from sleeping at my side!

I want to go hunting in the Notafrican jungles for wild beasts with my Dire Ushi-Oni wife, roasting the spoils of victory over a roaring fire, laughing at her flustered face as I compliment her cooking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855106
Use her as your mount!
Ride the spider cow into battle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855062
>MGC authorities giving a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855109
>go to Not!Africa
>go on safari
>all of a sudden see a herd of elephants running away from a tree line
>you think you're about to see a pack of lions do what nature intended
>instead it's a sort of reverse Tarzan with a Dire Ushi-Oni in loincloths and holding a spear
>and some guy in turn of the century safari gear (hat and all) using an elephant gun
>between the two of them they chase and take down an elephant
>as quick as they came the Ushi Oni drags the elephant back into the jungle
>it's been three years since you came back from Not!Africa and you can still hear the sounds those two made that evening in your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855106
>no tiny penis
I am disappoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855137
Sounds nice, like walking in the forests of north eastern america and stumbling across a tawny colored dire wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855137
I ride her times of battle.

She rides me in times of peace.

>>14855140
Sorry sandpie.

On a separate note, anyone got any decent Ushi-Oni stories? I've seen that one of the contract killer hired to kill one, the one guy who gets nabbed while picking herbs, the one Gretchen: MD, and the one who goes off to stop the Ushi from pillaging the village, but are there any others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855121
It's those bullshit regulations human rights groups put on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855165
I know right? Just because I'm an Ushi-Oni with 3 TBs of shota porn on my computer, I can't become a preschool teacher! It's racist I tell you!

[Anonymous No.]

MGs catching you while you are masturbating when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855182
>Oh shit. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855182
>Lich catches you masturbating
>Gets out a notepad and quietly notes down what you were watching and your technique before leaving the room without saying a word
>She never mentions what the notes were for

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855175
>RPfaggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854959
Wanna go big girl?
I'll fight you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855153
>the one who goes off to stop the Ushi from pillaging the village
Which one is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855194
Sheesh calm down nigga, it's just a post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855194
Be sure to delete this reaction image in due course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855209
I'm convinced at this point that it's one guy who gets really triggered whenever people posts anything remotely similar to RP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855213
I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855182

>Kejourou catching you masturbating.
>She sneaks around to not draw your attention
>She stands behind you and waits
>When you ejaculate her hair moves toward your crotch and collects your semen
>When she's caught doing this she smirks and nonchalantly walks away, winking at you before leaving your room

Alternately she helps you jerk off with her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854959
We're... not going to have a problem, are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855233
At least she won't have to worry about a sticky bolt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855182
What about catching a MG masturbating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855247
Oh fuck, I think that artist forgot to shade something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855182
Only if they're either aghast that you're wasting perfectly good semen, or they're horrified at the implication they aren't sexually satisfying you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855247
The only reason I can't like this picture is that stupid thing in her neck.
It looks like a retarded face with big teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855182
>have yandere Amazon waifu
>she catches you masturbating
>she grabs your hands and holds them over your head while riding you
>after she milks you twelve times she calmly tells you "next time I will cut them off"
>after hearing this she holds you close and falls asleep
>you're just left in her huge bust thinking about how you can tell her that you want to have children

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855277
That broach is just a part of her design. Buf of course not all Wocks have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855182
>Alp catches you masturbating
>Comments on the quality of the dirty stuff you're watching
>Masturbates next to you
>Jokes that you need to get laid because your stroking technique sucks
>Offers to help
>Super effective with her advanced phallumancy and her own fluids on her hands helping lubricate your member
>Doesn't realize she's staring down the barrel of a loaded gun until it goes off all over her face
>Ask her if she's alright after hearing her kyaa
>She says she's just startled, and next time you should tell her when you're about to cum
>You don't say anything about how she's wiping it off with her hands and licking her fingers in front of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855277
It's a bowtie with the Jabberwock's face on it. Multi-purpose, all the dragons want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854536
>Getting ready to have sex with your loli anubis partner
>She's sitting on the bed, all proud and confident, ready to share her first time with you
>What she doesn't know is that just hours ago, you put together and downed a whole bottle full of what most people refer to as "The Holy Grail."
>Along with a mixture of Zinc supplements, Lecithin and Pygeum taken over the course of three weeks, the drink itself is a mixture of various mamono substances
>Made using a base of humpty egg slime, enough to fill half of a juicer flask
>Two tablespoons of manticore venom, and the paralytic-neutralised extract of girtablilu venom, very carefully mixed using a bonding agent so the two substances don't act against each other
>An experimental substance processed from the Sabbath's tentacle medicine, which should hopefully only bolster semen production to that of a tentacle plant
>All carefully bonded together with a magical spell to ensure the individual components compound each other
>As you walk into the bedroom, feeling the uncontrollable stirring in your balls, you wonder if maybe going to all this effort was overkill
>Nah
>You make your way into the bedroom, and see her waiting there, completely nude, making a show of rubbing warm coconut oil over her bronze skin
>She's beckoning you over with a paw, sticking her tongue out and teasing you
>Without a second to waste, you pin her small, supple body to the mattress beneath you
>Taking it in stride, she goads you on, kissing and nuzzling you
>You notice her pupils dilate a little when she takes a sniff, doubtless able to smell the excess of precum leaking from your erection
>Still, she manages to maintain her composure right up to the point where you press your head against the tight, puffy entrance to her sex
>She hugs you tight and shuts her eyes, her confident façade dropped as she asks you to be slow and gentle
>You comply, even with the massive amount of semen inside just begging to be released, practically screaming at you to ignore her, and impale her with feral thrusts until you've flooded inside her ahegaoing body
>The next hour is spent exploring each other, slowly pumping in and out of her, leaking enough precum to make up for several climaxes, and resisting the agonising, blissful strain in your testes
>Not long after a gentle puff of air into her ear and a playful poke of her belly button causes her to tighten around you, orgasm approaches
>You can feel it building like a tsunami on the horizon, as if there's all the heat and fury of an active volcano just waiting to erupt from you
>Your pace increases, along with the volume and frequency of the anubis' delighted gasps and moans
>You hold it back until the last second, mentally stepping down on the hosepipe inside you until the pressure builds enough to throw you off of it entirely
>You climax and erupt, and feel like you've ascended, been transported to a world where bliss and rapture replaces time and space
>The anubis' little paws clutch at your back for dear life, claws carving tiny, bleeding divots into the skin as if she's afraid the sheer amount of boiling cum might consume and carry her away
>You spurt, and spurt, and spurt... and keep on spurting, locked and trapped in an orgasm which just won't end
>One minute passes, then two, then even more, all filled with endless white hot flow as you pump into the anubis' womb over and over
>You haven't relented for a second, and you're sure that, even in your sex-clouded mind, the amount of semen you're producing is physically impossible
>Just where is it coming from? How is your body producing all of it?
>By now, the dark skin around her crotch the the insides of her thighs has been painted completely white, spilled semen staining and soaking into the bedsheets to the point of oversaturation
>Her ass is slipping back and forth on a layer of cum with every thrust, the bedsheets beneath her now as lubricated as a slip-and-slide
>You noticed the normally off-white !.! runes on her tummy fill up and turn pure white not long ago, but now something entirely different is happening
>They're glowing
>Maybe due to the extreme amounts of your seed being poured into her, the magical marks on her body are emitting a bright light, perhaps and indication that she's being magically overcharged
>It's the last thing you consciously compute before you feel yourself succumbing to the constant, unrelenting pleasure, and you black out entirely

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855299
>When you come to, you're lying on your back in bed
>Your little anubis lover is fast asleep, drooling onto your chest
>You notice her runes are still glowing with that same light as before, not diminished in the slightest
>You also notice that both your lower bodies are still absolutely coated in gooey semen, like a cream-coloured slimegirl decided to have her way with you both
>That, and her belly is noticeably rotund, slightly rounded as if she's several months pregnant
>Your slight stirring wakes her up, and she looks up at you sleepily
>Her red eyes seem to glow just a little brighter in the darkness than they usually do, but they still seem hazy and out focus
>Too out of it to even make a clever comment, she climbs up to you, smiling happily, and presses her lips to yours, affectionately kissing you
>After a passionate reciprocation, she slumps down and cuddles up to you, quickly falling asleep and snoring quietly in your arms

>You'd later learn that she actually spent several months casting subtle spells on you, all of them laying dormant until she activated them tonight
>The spells were all intended to multiply your virility and output
>As it turns out, the spell actually worked in tandem with your concoction, increasing your semen to an outright ridiculous degree
>Upon both learning of each other's hidden plans, you vow together to not keep secrets from each other
>After all, it's probably for the best to save that sort of cumflation play for special events

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855309
>>14855299
Lovely.

Lewd loli anubutts are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855284
>yandere Amazon
But anon they're all yandere. And shit taste too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855299
>>14855309
Saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855326
I want to go to a Sabbath church in Egypt. All those brown loli butts would be sublime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855299
>>14855309
Hot damn. Saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855339
Yep.

Would you give a loli pharoah her husband and rule a loli kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855299
>>14855309
Dammit man why do you have to do this and blow my Mommacore story out of the water? Any tips on how to write smut? I cannot write smut to save my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855285
>>14855298
I want to beat the shit out of that thing. It really makes me mad for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855353
Does it include a harem of brown loli concubines?
Because I want that. I want it a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855366
>Being mad at a bowtie
But why? What did the clothing ever do to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855309
>>14855299
do we have any images of a loli anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855368
Of course it does.
There's the kephri, the loli anubis, the loli mummies, and maybe a loli sphinx or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855380

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855380
>>14855390

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855368
>brown loli harem
>Anubis second in command
>the twin Sphinx bodyguards
>all eight Mummie sisters
>that one Sandworm who just wanted to be friends with everybody
>and of course the Pharoah is your bottom bitch
All lolis, all delicious brown girls, all is good in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

You motherfuckers have gotten into my head at this point. I spent the entire work day imagining Icarii and Harpy healing as a story. Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855412
We're not in your head anon. You think there's some sort of Mindflayer conspiracy going on here? Hahahahahahahaha, that's ridiculous fellow human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855377
It looks like its moking me. Saying dumb things and swinging that long tongue side to side while having that stupid face stare deep into my soul.

Is this Wonderland magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855428
Stick your dick in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855403
What about a desert loliwock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855447
Yes she is part of the harem too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855432
I'm going to stick my fist in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855472
It'll be like a magic act

The bowtie looks flat, but when you stick your hand inside it it just keeps going into nothingness. I'd pull out before you accidentally fall inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855472
I want to give it the sourest sour candy ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855472
Make sure you use lube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855447
>Filename
Does this desert loliwock have hope for man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855486

Where would you go if you fell in?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh Anon,

It seems that your daughteru got part of a tainted shipment of milk at school and she's now lactating and has breasts the size of her head.

The effects are permanent.

What do you do other than take part in a class action lawsuit against the shipper?

If you don't have a species in mind, roll till you get a race you like.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855355
Not the guy you're responding to, but all I write is smut, so I do have a few tips. Writing smut is entirely in the details. The events of the scene are less important than the description that goes into it. You have to focus on describing sensation and reaction rather than what happens. Secondary sexual behaviors also merit description, from altered breathing, to smells, to the look and feel of sweaty skin. Try looking at single pictures of scenes similar to what you're writing and see what your eyes catch on. Focus on these things.

Written smut is unlike any other form of erotica. Pictures and videos can show a lot of things that the viewer may like that the creator never intended to invoke. When you write, you need to keep this in mind. Anything you don't say doesn't exist in the scene. This is why detail is so important and is what separates good smut from mediocre and bad smut.

If you're serious about working on smut writing, keep writing and drop by /d/'s erotic fiction general. We're not all as /d/eviant as the board would suggest and are more than willing to help with editing and criticism, as well as providing good resources and examples.

Most importantly, keep writing. We all learned from practice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855497
Only if you give her babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855508
It'd probably end up something like this

https://youtu.be/5UE_zzMl-Pw?t=64

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855326
They sure are. Even at a young age, all the sitting around they do gives them round, soft butts, and they know it.

>>14855338
>>14855341
Glad you liked it so much.
I was thinking about Pastebinning it, but it's a little short. Now that you've saved it, though, there's no need to. Thanks.

>>14855355
Ah, I haven't blown it out of the water. I just did a little two part greentext. Yours has way more substance to it.
As for the smut question, that's a tough one. I'm no expert, but I've found a writing style which I feel comfortable with, and which most people seem to enjoy.
I try to experiment with stuff, and check my writing constantly, but for the most part, I've found a nice rhythm which works for me.
I suppose I could say this. Read good smut by various authors, and identify the individual elements about them that turn you on. Adapt those to your writing, and identify their shortcomings, so you can improve upon them in your own writing.
Use powerful theme-fitting imagery, but don't saturate your story with it. For slower, more gentle and intimate lovemaking, more peaceful imagery is good. Conversely, for wild aggressive sex, strong and almost forceful imagery is good.
But again, don't oversaturate. I'm always trying to see if I've used too many metaphors or similes in a short amount of time.
A piece of advice which I almost never follow myself is to maintain good flow. When writing smut, sit down somewhere private and comfortable, and do it all in one go. For me, if I don't do this, then I have to spend a while catching up with what I've written to try and get back into the rhythm of things.
Usually when I'm writing smut, I'm thinking a lot about how easy it is to fap to, as offputtting as that might sound. I write to try and get across the feel of a building climax, and write the climax itself to try and enhance the climax of the reader, if that makes sense.

But that's just how I do things personally. If you want, you can choose to try and do some of that stuff, or do your own thing. But if you want to get better, do try to practice different techniques, styles and stuff. That will help immensely when it comes to improving yourself.

>>14855380
Not of the actual MGE Anubis, no, I don't think there are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855511
I, uh, dont know, so I would consult the Neighbor holst for advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855520
I can vouch for the spoiler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855530
What monster girl would be best to CLOBBAH THAT THERE KIRBY!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855511
>Crow Tengu
She's going to have trouble flying and she'll need some new clothes. I think a settlement would solve some of the problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855544
You'd end up with a milking schedule for her and proper techniques to clean clothes, long with a few bra recommendations for her.

You are now properly prepared to raise a muscle holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855486
You know what?
I'll just pretend to kiss it, then I'll bite its tongue off

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855511
That's fine, we'll look into using the settlement money to get her some Hathor Milk. A couple gallons should make her proportional. Or go horribly wrong and make her blimp up.

Hopefully it'll work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855511
I think she would find it interesting and study its effect and such.
I also think living with it wouldn't be too bad, so I'm not going to do much else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855544

The Minotaur needs more art. -.- She has basically none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855561
That she will.
You'll also need to pick her up a few educational books/videos intended for jubjubs that'll help her learn to fly or, more importantly, teach her how to strengthen her flight muscles.

>>14855572
That latter happens and your daughteru is horribly blimped up.
What is she and how does this affect her?

>>14855585
Your daughteru becomes quite skilled in the self made magic of lactomancy, an entire school devoted to the alteration of milk and its properties.

She also wins a prize for discovering a use for demonic energy as a golem powering component but that's an unrelated event.
she never does figure out how to get her breasts down or stop the milk and she stops any attempts after one spell actually increased the size rather than decreasing it.

You also may want to water proof her spell books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855520
>>14855541
Mommacore writer here. Thanks for the tips, and as a reward. I don't have a pastebin so one of you guys can take it.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a monster girl mom giving her son the v be considered a failure as a parent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855608
Honestly? Probably not.
Would you turn down that cow offering to let you work out your frustration using her tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855605
You really should get a pastebin if you plan to write. It makes everything so much easier. It also motivates you to keep writing and keep getting better if there's a name attached to what you write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855608
Don't know. Don't care. I wanna ride that cow all night long and a little into the morning too!

[Anonymous No.]

>"You there, knight! Join my adventuring party! We're gonna go save the world!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855634
Lady, I'm a peasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855608
Which is better

Losing your virginity to your succubus-mom?
Losing your virginity to your succubus-sis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855638
It's too late anon. She's got her tail firmly wrapped around you and is pulling you along for some world saving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855634
I'm not a knight; I'm barely fit to fight! Go find someone else, along with an optometrist while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855634
...You do realize I'm the final boss, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855645
Well.....beets farming potatoes I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855634
Save the world? From what? You're not being very specific about this you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855634
Only if you prove your strength to me!
Assume fighting stance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855634
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855634
Save the world, huh? Have you really given it some thought?
I mean, the world's pretty big. And no matter how hard you try you can't really save the whole world
Plus, how are you even going to get around? By air? By sea? By land?
Then you have to factor in language barriers, stumbling into the middle of a war, bandits, pirates, thief.
Then you've got factions who may or may not take too kindly to one such as yourself. Laws and all that
Plus, how big is this party anyhow? You can't save the world with some rag-tag band of misfits. That's fiction, lady. Life isn't kind to those blinded by their own ignorance

Listen kid, I suggest giving this more thought before you go tossing your life around willy-nilly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855662
>"Yosh! Don't hold back!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855640
Both. At once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855668
Whoa whoa that foot's way too lewd. Put that thing away.

[Anonymous No.]

How shit do you have to be to think the only way to move forward is to re-write your old shit since you can't think of new ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855511
>A Kejourou daughter with big tits

Get her new/more clothing I guess. I'm not sure that she'll be too bothered by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855683
True, although she may have to worry about her hair getting drenched on occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855668
Nothin personnel kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855668
Prepare to face my 'Face the Foot' style!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855682
Sometimes you just need to keep writing. Even if it's just to fix your old shit, it's still productive. It's bad to force yourself if you have no inspiration, but it's even worse to get out of the habit of writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855668
Same to you little lizard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855682

I really bother trying to edit my old stuff. If it's a new story I might make a few edits but other than that I don't really bother.

Heck I can't even really read my old stuff anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855691

She could start wearing a pony tail so prevent that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855714
I can't read any of my stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855678
>"T-There's nothing lewd about this!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855717
So your daughter starts wearing her hair in a huge ass pony tail and has a slew of new clothes out of it.

Sounds like she made out pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855668
Er, didn't I just say I'm the final boss? Seriously, there's a wanted poster right over there with my face on it.

You're not nearly leveled enough to take an actual attack. You still need to go through the seventeen MacGuffin trials in the Chamber of Unnecessary Sexual Tension and acquire the Statue of the Silver Monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855737
>Statue of the Silver Monkey.

Fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQvzoY9SaQY

I would like a Monster Girl version of this gameshow, where Kakuen temple guardians molest the shotas in the final challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855627
I really don't want a pastebin. Because I don't want a name that everyone will hate and hate on me for. So I just write now want to do silly stupid greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855720

I don't really either. But other people seem to like what I put out here well enough so that's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855752
Say what you want about the Silver Monkey, but she sure is stacked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855697
It's not that I have no inspiration it's just I have no grasp of the flow of a story. General rule of thumb for a smut short is 3 - 4 paragraphs before any lewd shit and even then it's kind of a hassle for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh dear, it looks like her tentacles and bowtie have begun to rebel against their master. Or she's just acting again, Wonderland girls are big hams.

http://materclaws.deviantart.com/art/Jabberwock-593892670

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855802
I desire to spank the monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855814
You desire to hear the smack of your hand on her round monkey bottom echo and reverberate throughout the temple? While she sweats and pants for more? Telling you that she's a dirty, thieving monkey who deserves to be punished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855831
You know it.
The bigger the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855813
>That hair pull
>The look of panic on her face
I shouldn't enjoy a Jabberwock in trouble so much.

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>>14855811
Do you have an idea in mind already and just can't work to where you need to be, or is it a general problem with everything you write? If it's the latter, how do you start your stories? Do your ideas start with a story or with a smut concept?

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>>14855634
Listen here lady, that Lich isn't doing anything illegal and she's not trying to take over the world. At least not right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855511
>Ooukumade
What have you done

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855677
This
so much this

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>>14855853
Next you're gonna tell me the Evil Vampire Countess who lives in that big scary castle is just a NEET who sits around in her pajamas playing video games all day and night.

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>>14855854
I've done nothing.
The question now is what you do to help your shy, slightly creepy daughteru adapt to life now that she has tits that are always leaking and, probably, bigger than her mothers.

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>>14855813
>the bowtie again

Don't worry Wockie! I'll rip that thing away from you

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Cat daughteru to embarrass with dad jokes in front of her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855879
the bowtie has taken control of the tentacles. god help us all

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>>14855850
General problem with everything I write. Some of the time they start out as simple smut concepts and other times stories that don't necessarily involve explicit sex. But the problem is the same, have a destination but no idea how to get there.

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>>14855884
>>14855884
>You gotta be kitten me!
>Meow you're just messing with your old man.
>That sounds like the purrfect idea my lovely daughter!

I would have so much fun.

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>>14855884
>>14855898
>You will never tease your daughteru relentlessly in front of her friends
It's parenting 101

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>>14855898
And just wait until she gets a boyfriend! I'll show him all the pictures of when she was just a kitten! Playing with toy mouses and going nuts with a ball of yarn.

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>>14855901
Exactly.

>>14855905
What about the picture of her playing in a cardboard box?

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>>14855884
All I can imagine is my buddy and I dressing as cops and doing the "cat game" scene from super troopers to my cat waifu and/or daughteru.

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>>14855910
>What about the picture of her playing in a cardboard box?

Of course, along with a video of her climbing the curtains, reaching the top, then being too scared to come back down.

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>>14855920
I now have the image of a baby werecat in a pink onesi crying to get down from where she's climbed on the curtains, her ears flat against her head and tears at the corner of her eyes.

It's cute.

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>>14855929
Mewling until you pick her up and lower her down, then she forgets what happens and runs over to her scratching post.

CUTE

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>>14855938
Exactly.
It's positively adorable shit.

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>>14855892
That's probably one of the most common problems a writer can face. The best advice I can give is to describe my own process. I write whatever I have. If it's just smut, I just write the smut. If it's sections of the story with no connecting scenes, I write them down in order (making sure to mark the transitions so I don't miss anything). If you have enough material to call it a skeleton of a story, start trying to tie it together. Don't worry about the plot. Plot is just an accumulation of character decisions. Think from the characters' standpoints: what are their motivations? What's important to them? This should help you figure out how to connect events. It's all about building a consistent framework that flows believably between scenes. It helps a lot to write from one character's perspective (not necessarily fp, I use tpl), focusing on describing how they came to be where they are and why they are doing what they are doing.

If you don't have enough material to make a story when you try to build the skeleton, just hold off. Keep the document open, look over it once or twice a day. Over time, you'll get more ideas to add. Repeat this until you have enough to start writing, then see above.

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>>14855892
>they start out as simple smut concepts
Another writefag here, when I do smut this is generally how it starts too.
>have a particularly pleasing fantasy
>write it down as graphically as possible
>ask yourself "How would this situation start out?"
>end up basing a short story around this one scene you wanted to do.

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>>14855813
>>14855879
>>14855890
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the wock from her rogue bowtie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854520
Is it just a coincidence that you chose these two when there's one yuri artwork of them...?

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>>14855963
Which artwork is that?

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>>14855952
>I write whatever I have. If it's just smut, I just write the smut. If it's sections of the story with no connecting scenes, I write them down in order (making sure to mark the transitions so I don't miss anything). If you have enough material to call it a skeleton of a story, start trying to tie it together
I also do this. It's kind of weird to start off writing a random scene then moving on to an earlier section, but then movies are filmed out of order too normally.

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>>14855726
>China dresses
>dragon girls
>thick tails
Sister!

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>>14855954

I just start with a vague idea and sort of flesh it out overtime before writing. Maybe I should write it down and the sequence in which it'd happen before actually starting.

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>>14855959
You have no idea on how much I want to kill that.

Look at how smug and arrogant that thing is. Does he think he's getting away with bullying a Wock a mocking me?

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>>14856003
There's a reason that middle school teachers make you write outlines before ever writing a full paper. It helps.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a slightly yandere kikimora to pin me to the bed while she starts laying claim to me while holding bolt cutters to my tendons!

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>>14855972
Just something from loen's seedy savant mind - https://imgur.com/u0XYBAS

[Anonymous No.]

Rapestation 3 has no games.

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>>14856014
It's all fun and games at first...

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>>14856011

Yeah I only have a rough idea of how to go from one part to another so writing all that down ahead of time is something i should do next time

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>>14856019
Man GILF Kitsune had a wild life.

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>>14856014
>SLIGHTLY yandere
>bolt cutters to tendons
Anon, I think you need to reevaluate your Yandere leveling system.

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>>14856014
I want my slightly yandere kiki to start putting on weight when she notices me staring at the hathorite priestesses preaching in the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856024
I'd hate to see what his idea of an extreme yandere is like.

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>>14856014
Why can't she just rape you?

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>>14856019
>playing Rapestation
>not playing X-Boner

please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856027
She knocks you out and get herself surgically attached to you by some shady Thai doctor who is willing to turn a blind eye for enough cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856024
It could literally save his life.

>>14856027
Let's pray for Anon's safety.

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>>14856030

>actually owning a X-boner

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>>14856017
Whoa, that's pretty beautiful. I wonder why I haven't seen that sort of thing before. Seems like it would be a pretty popular and common idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856023
Yes she did.

>>14856030
>Playing Xboner

How do you play something that's broken though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856030
>Owning an XBoner
LaughingCheshires.webm

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>>14856030
Fuck you, you smug Lilim!

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>>14856033
Like a Siamese Twin?

And in what configuration?

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>>14856030
Does X-Boner come with rechargeable not!dildo/not!selfwarmingonahole - depending on the customer - to allow players to "kinect" with the game experience...?

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>>14856042
Whatever way best supports penetration and yandereness. Presumably, she'd have you connected at the fucking stomach or something, so you have to be constantly looking her in the eyes. It also forces you into a permanent missionary position, which kinda fits.

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>>14856030
>not owning Pussy-Cock master race
That's a PC if you were wondering
I actually like all 3 RL equivalents

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>>14856036
I guess it's because that's "all" it is: beautiful. It wouldn't happen in MGE in most instances. It'd be considered unrealistic behaviour. But, that's what creative license is for!

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>>14856058
>It wouldn't happen in MGE in most instances. It'd be considered unrealistic behaviour.
Well, there's a reason so many people disregard the "realistic MGE behaviour" and use their own headcanons.
The further creative licence takes us away from it, the better.

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>>14856014
The only solution is to ban tendons, that way yanderes can't cut them!

[Anonymous No.]

Soon (tm)

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>>14856090
Wonderland Centaur soon? Excellent news friend.

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>>14856024
It is evaluated! Low tier is disabling your legs while mid tier is taking a hammer to your arms when you crawl away

>>14856028
Rape comes after. Or during

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>>14856100
>Wonderland Centaur
>In keeping with Wonderland tradition, she has two legs and no horse pussy

The only way it won't be shit.

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>>14856109
>>14856100
>TFW the Wonderland Centaur is a living Chess Piece
>So instead of Horse Pussy she has a marble Nippon Horse Head Mask for a head

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>>14856140
I actually like that idea. A knight chess piece monstergirl? It's good.

Too good for KC to ever consider, I bet.

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>>14856090
Kangaroo soon..? Could be good.

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>>14856140
You're speaking my language now.

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>>14856014
>slightly
>bolt cutters
Doesn't match up, t b q h.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more monster girl operators.

[Anonymous No.]

We shall breed the finest mind tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi anons. Klaus here. I've hit a bit of a wall with my second chapter, so I'm gonna set it down for a minute to try and collect my thoughts. I'd rather it have a short break than me try to force something thats bad. However, that being said, I'm working on a short story right now that is in the whole "high school" setting thing. I feel like thats a pretty fun place to write. Expect it either later tonight or tomorrow. Hope you guys understand. The story isn't dead, but just taking a step back to look at the bigger picture of the story. Thanks again.

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>>14856208
>This is Wurm-chan! Please hold.

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>>14856218
who are you?

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>>14856219
>Wurm-chan keeps forgetting her operator job isn't a sex hotline job

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856208
Modernizing a Monstergirl army would be a huge pain. Most humans are basically the same, but monsters vary wildly. That would mean different training and equipment for each one. But once you got past that, they would be very dangerous.

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>>14856231
A newblood writer. Who are you?

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>>14856241
Just some guy who does shitty greentexts I wrote the Mommacore greentext earlier. I haven't heard of you, got a pastebin or something I can check out?

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>>14856240
>But once you got past that, they would be very dangerous.
Until they actually have to deploy and get crippled by their horrible logistics.

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>>14856250
Of course friendo. Link yours so I can read yours, too.

http://pastebin.com/u/KlausShultz

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>>14856152
It'd only be "too good" for KC because he's not in it for the lore or the meaning behind his monster choices. He's only in it for the quick fap bait; But then, aren't we all?

I mean, as much as I hate certain writers here for the people they are, they can at least put more thought into a setting than just using a magical panacea for laziness like MAMANO MANA to fix everything. But that's just me bellyaching like a bitch about something that's entirely out of my control.

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>>14856241
The fluffy tail police.

It's my job to ensure that your story contains at least one fluffy tail.

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>>14856208
I dunno, working as a phone operator would be pretty boring for a lot of monster girls.
Also, I'd imagine that >>14856238 would happen a lot, except intentionally.

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>>14856260
I don't have a pastebin. I prefer to just do anonymous greentexts that can either live on in someone else's name or die when a thread does.

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>>14856258
There's that too. Some don't even have hands or can't fit through doors. But if you found ways to use them unconventionally that might change things. ,

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856270
You're not that guy who wrote the felon monoeye greentext are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856262
Foxgirls in athletic wear and spats is a miracle of the universe.

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>>14856240
And sexy. So sexy. Seal team six made of exclusively monster girls.

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>>14856262
On average, my stories contain 1.2 fluffy tails. Is that sufficient, officer?

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>>14856280
I'd also be concerned about discipline and how well they obey orders. Another issue would be to prevent them from raping the locals, or their allies, or even their fellow servicemen.

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>>14856262
>>14856282
>You will never smell a Kitsune's musky nethers through her sweat covered spats after a long day at the gym
>Her giant bushy tail swishing back and forth, fanning the smell of a fox in the mood at you

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>>14856281
You mean this one?
http://pastebin.com/P6rMV04b
Yes. Yes I did write that. It sucks I know, but I had to get the idea of tricking a cyclops to make her own wedding ring out of my head.

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>>14856286
That is acceptable. Carry on, citizen.

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>>14856288
Well that's what military training is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your monster girl has now been cursed with an ass SO FAT she can not fit through doors.
How do you react? Bare in mind this includes doors made specifically for her.
meaning Chesire ass is so fat she gets stuck even in the dimensional door

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>>14856282
indeed

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>>14856298
So it's an ass that increases to match the size of whatever door she's trying to get through?

What if I just make an extra large window that she can climb through?

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>>14856262
Do bulbous, manticore tailpussy count? Because I have one of those in the story I'm writing right now.

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>>14856297
I'm unconvinced. Monstergirl instincts won't be so easily suppressed, especially if monstergirls form a large portion of the military.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856292
>It sucks I know
well at least even you know, and aren't parading this shit around like some people here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856298
Sabbath potion.

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>>14856299

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>>14856308
Obviously, you'd just have to restrict your selection to MGs who are married. It would actually be incredibly beneficial to deploy them as husband/wife pairs anyway, basically working under Sparta logic. It becomes even better if your world runs under the common interpretation of incubization resulting in men more closely related to their wives (such as the husbands of onis and ushis becoming strong enough to not get wrecked by their mates).

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>>14856308
There's ways to keep them in check. Drugs to suppress libido, sex toys, letting them out into the town under supervision, or just letting them rape the enemy.

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>>14856292
If I didn't like it I wouldn't have put it on pastebin ya tit. It was a good first try.

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>>14856313
I imagine that the answer to that will just be that you now have a loli with an ass bigger than she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856329
It wasn't my first try...

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>>14856334
Well whatever ya cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856337
I'm sorry, I don't want to be a cunt, I want to be a cool guy who makes silly and stupid greentexts that may or may not bring about the end of threads.

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>>14856208
Handy links for military Monster Girls:
http://jay87k.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&q=%23Monstergirl
http://jay87k.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&q=monster+girl
http://monster-girl-luv.tumblr.com/tagged/Hamayarawork%27s-Monster-Girl-Army
The first two links look similar, but neither one pulls up all the related works.

>>14856238
See >>14855233 for Wurm Marksman

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>>14856326
I have reservations about this, if you deploy married couples you're going to run into situations where they prioritize their partner over the mission or possibly over the well-being of the unit. In other words, you're opening up too much possibility of a conflict of interest between their job and their family.

>>14856327
Historically speaking, drugging your soldiers has never led to anything good. Sex toys seem pretty ineffective when the real deal is equally available. Letting them rape the enemy is also right out, because unfortunately that constitutes a war crime and will likely have significant repercussions.

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>>14856342
>bring about the end of threads.
Anon, you either have way too much faith in your own shittiness or have some strange idea that people care about writefagging here enough to implode the thread over it. Bob tried his damnedest and if he couldn't pull it off how would an inoffensive and alright greentext writer do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855062
>impressed Jessie
>cyclops turn to blush
So... impressing monoeyes, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856353
They have low standards anyway.

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>>14856298
Schedule a vacation to Pandemonium until the curse wears off.
She's getting fucked 24/7.
Hypothetically, if you have multiple Monstergirl wives, would they all get cursed with enormous asses?
Just hypothetically.

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>>14856348
You just wouldn't deploy them in that kind of mission. At the end of the day, humans are probably always going to be the best for anything that requires subtlety and discretion. Keep these teams for just fucking shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856353
I want this semen demon to stop fucking disembodied hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856307
Are they fluffy tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856345
Anon I love you. No alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856358
Mahouhebi casts spell: 'Baiter-be-gone!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856314
>Sweaty
>Toned body
>Black, skintight elbow gloves in addition to everything else

Oh baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856348
Maybe just hire men to work on base if you catch what I mean? Then all you have to do is put limits on when and how much they can visit so they don't waste too much time.

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>>14856371
Worry not, I understand. I enjoy compiling stashes of such things, like the Salamander stash from last thread.

By the way, be sure to check the artists' blog for the uncensored, well, really the unclothed versions. Quite beautiful really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856372
They're so desperate to be loved they would take anyone who showed an interest in then. They're the Anon of monstergirls.

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>>14856367
Didn't you know? Monoeyes have such powerful vision that they can even see spirits who usually can only manifest parts of their bodies visibly, like their hands... Reminds me of Re-Kan all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to offer monster girls their dream husbands while taking something in return from them be it their voice, their sight, their figure, or more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856379
As long as they're cute mg's with guns I will find them all beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856298
>>14856305
>Anubis with an ass that is magically always big enough to get stuck in doors

I must exercise responsibility and refrain from setting up traps to tease and do lewd things to her
I must stop thinking about her ass getting stuck in a circular space station door when she tries to float through, resulting in her being entirely helpless until I come along to find the door plugged by a huge, floating rear-end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854493
>Jensen's waifu
Madam Jensen, you say...?
Play on his name fully intended, by the way

>>14854500
>Mantis going all Adam Jensen
Perfection IS real!

>>14854510
>cyber mantis
>"I never asked for this"
>kuudere headpats
>cool shades
Perfection... Just. Got. Better.

So I went into photoshop and tried a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIqJaT3cvf8
Man, this music would impress even a Sidhe and Gandharva!
All this Deus Ex talk today pleases me...!

[Anonymous No.]

Would a dragon bully say things like "nerd" and "dweeb"?

If she doesn't, who would?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856400
Surprisingly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Where were you when Japan invented yet another type of pussy?
http://i.imgur.com/tDpYkNe.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856398
What happens when you push her out with some grease and she has to try and walk around with it?

What about the snickering mummies who call their boss a literal ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856372
If i cast a spell to ward off the bad taste, will she go away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856376
>>14856364
Frankly, I just don't want any monstergirls in the military. I've heard that men can contract cooties from activities such as kissing, hugging, and sharing a uniform with girls!

http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/08/no-girls-allowed-club-house/

But honestly though, the best way to integrate monstergirls into the military would be to only allow some of the more "human" monstergirl species into combat arms, while some of the other species are relegated to only support roles. Furthermore, it'll be necessary to ensure that human majority is maintained to aid in military integration, among other reasons.

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>>14856409
>expect something stupid or disgusting
>get both
Sausages, japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856409
>http://i.imgur.com/tDpYkNe.jpg
that is weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856408
Such were my thoughts when I'd finally finished. It just made me want to make it more cute! A subtle brightening of the blush here, a slight curving of the mouth to make a smile there.

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>>14856410
Then you're going to have a flustered, greased-up anubis with a fat butt on your hands. Maybe you should keep an arm around her waist just so she doesn't fall down when she walks.

And the bravest of the mummies are going to sneak up and use their coiled-up bandages to spank the anubis' ass, just so they can see how it jiggles in its newly enhanced state.

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>>14856437
Those are some mischievous mummies, slapping it like that.

I bet she'd have them knock down all the walls so she can see better and, more importantly, not get stuck in doors while she's working.

Wonder if they'd keep widening the entrance door to the building so she keeps getting bigger each time, along with normally getting stuck.

I also wonder what will happen if she fails to notice and ends up unable to keep her balance to walk one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856400
>Deus Ex: Monster Girl Revolution
>augmentations for every MG
That's some fair photoshopping. It actually fits the styles of the originals. A smiling cyber Mantis IS surprisingly cute. CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, let's all cool it and look at the time.
IT'S TIGER TIME!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856476
TIGER TIME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856486
THIS GUY GETS IT

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>>14856449
I bet they would. She'd keep getting bigger until, one day, when you pull her from the door, she lands on her butt and can't actually stand up without wobbling so much that she just falls down again.

The trick to shrinking her butt is to successfully pull her through a smaller entrance, so her butt adapts to that sized aperture. Wherever you tell her that or not is up to you. After all, would you really want to spend your days with your hands constantly on her soft butt, supporting her as she walks? Would you really want to be a dickthrone for an ass so bouncy, plush and bountiful? Of course, with an ass as comfortable as that, you can almost guarantee that once she sits on your lap, she'll never want to get up.

[Anonymous No.]

I literally cannot think of any new story ideas that branch out from the comfort zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856476
>>14856476
Tiger time is best time!
All tigers are lovley!
Tall tigers and tiny tigers.
Tigers with muscle, tigers with pudge, and tigers with both!
Titty tigers and Tushy tigers!

It's always time for tiger time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856476
This meme is almost horse pussy kingdom annoying already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856437
What if I make a potion that makes a waifu's butt get bigger every time you slapped it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856495
I will agree that its already gotten annoying, however
Smol tigers are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856492
I may do the latter, although I'm sure that I could share the former if she really feels miserable.
I just have to hope that the mummies don't do something extreme and push her through a garage door or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856497
Then I'd wait till my vampire waifu is feeling particularly haughty, slip it into her blood and play her ass like the bongos from dusk till dawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856500
>you'll never have an all daughteru cheer squad follow you all day during 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856493
What about new ideas that stay within the comfort zone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856495
Hoof Pussy Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856505
Wouldn't that be more of a situational thing than anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856515
>it's take your daughter to work day at your work
>to avoid another disaster that was last years TYDTWD you decide to bring all of your daughters with you
>all eight of them
>what you didn't know is that because of this your daughters got cheer leading outfits and decided to be your 'cheer squad' for the day
>you liked the idea until your waifu told you that she would be the cheer squads 'captain'
>and you saw her uniform and how it hugged every curve of her supple body
>and then you loved the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856500
>>14856495
it's not annoying if it's done with love anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856541
Maybe but I still imagine that she'd be pretty mad about it.
I may keep the her normal, operational mode one where she's able to walk, if just barely.

WOn't lie though, I may have to spend a day or two with her after the garage door incident before shrinking her back down.

I'd want to molest every inch of that hound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856554
far enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856519
Nothing, really. Every time I think of a Manticore story it's some dude meeting up with one and rekindling an old love.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls who mean business! (take that as you will) Females in formal attire are olev (read:fantastic).

[spoilers]And in this instance may or may not be teetering on Yandere for their "boss"[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

Metal Slime when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856500
Know what's better than small tigers?
Tanline small tigers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856554
I want to teach her to jump through flaming rings on command

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I warned you about the terminal cancer. This is just one yurifag going apeshit, imagine if there were 20 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

How should I start this story about cuddling monster mom? it's not going to be lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856490
Gonna milk me a tiger and lick it off her abs when it dribbles down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856584
fuckin saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856497
Then you could sell it to make some serious money. Or slip and absurd amount of it into your wife's drinks, wait for the effects to compound, and see how big you can make her ass grow from a single slap, delivered with as much enthusiasm as possible to increase the growth effect.

>>14856505
>Spoiler
If that ever does happen, she'll need her whole troop of litter bearers to carry and push her through to the privacy of her chambers, where she can work with you to try and downsize her frankly preposterous ass.
Afterwards, she going to make sure that those mummies are subjected to a straight 24 hours in the dreaded tickle pits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856594
We know, just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856602
I suggest you start it with the kid coming home from an overnight school trip to a camp or something like that.
She would probably be missing him quite a bit after spending more than a day away from him.

[Anonymous No.]

GOD I love Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856687
I wish a Wurm was my counselor.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-Oh guys! Do you take responsibility for your actions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856649
Yeah, it would take quite a bit of work but I may molest that booty for a while.
And the mummies may think the day in the pit was worth being able to goof off for eight hours and spank her without recourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856702
You know it.
I'll also make a note to double back on the fertility enhancements.

Seriously, it's only been a week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856702
Of course not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856687
Good man.

>>14856702
My actions? What did I do?

[Anonymous No.]

Really? I come back after three days and we're back to shitposting that people who don't like loli have a secret Yuri or /d/ agenda? This shit is more paranoid than /pol/. This would be hilarious if it wasn't so damn sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856687
So do I.
I want one to coil around me and hold me close. It would be the warmest feeling, knowing that nothing could ever hurt me in the loving arms of a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to give a kiss to a nerdhound for every homework problem she helps me with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856750
What will you give her if you get an A on the quiz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856750
I'm going to give a kiss to my delinquent Oni Onee-san every time she puts a nerdhound in the trash out back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856744
I like reading the guy's arguments for it. It's like the cafe scene in Black Dynamite where they jam together all kinds of shit including ancient myths and candy to try and discover the villain's plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856744
>>14856764
That's not even what's being argued though, it's over some guy arguing that anything at all should be posted here "just tag it."

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take one nerdhound, please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856781
Daily reminder that Paladins want to purge this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856687
Wurms love you, too. Anon, enjoy! http://cerberus123.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&q=wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856820
Daily reminder that thread-canon paladins are just shiny murder-hobos and real paladins want to protect this >>14856750 >>14856781

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856849
Stop spreading you lies, heretic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856687
A'ight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856030
>not owning a Wii-Uterus and 3DS (3 Dicks per Slut)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856855
He's right you know. Thread-canon paladins are just as crazy and baby-killing evil as Anonymoose's bad guys.
And just a reminder guys:
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856750
>>14856781
>You'll never help a Nerdhound get confident enough to pin you down and have her way with you.
>You'll never kiss her on the nose afterwards and see her blush.
>She'll never brag to her jock sister that she got dicked first.
Fuck, why are nerdhounds so wonderful?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know why Aftyn hasn't written in about 2 years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856855
This man is your friend, he fights for peace!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856867
>baby-killing evil as Anonymoose's bad guys.
And on that subject, is the story getting anywhere now its reached a hundred chapters? I gave up after the mantis was recruited into the mary sue harem. For all the saga's massive flaws I still want to know how it all ends because I sunk a lot of time into reading it a while back and want to know if there's actually a pay off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856887
Now that's a man who knows how to have fun with his daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856868
I want to comfort her lonely jock sister who has started thinking men don't find her well-built frame attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856704
Forget molesting it. With a butt that big, you could just spend you free time sitting on it, trying in vain to wrap your arms all the way around it.
Just make sure you don't focus all your attention on it. The poor anubis is already suffering with embarrassment and immobility, she wouldn't like it if her cursed butt stole all your attention entirely.
But yeah, those mummies might still think the prank they pulled was worth it. 24 hours is too lenient.
5 straight days in the tickle pits, with just 2 half-hour breaks evenly interspersed in, and extra jubjub feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856885
Because he does it on TFT instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856894
>Daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856889
>is the story getting anywhere
Never

>>14856885
I could ask the same about a dozen other writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856887
How can I call a man friend when I haven't ever seen his face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856400
>>14856856
>those photoshops
Be it a futuristic Mantis or a fun-loving Wurm, green girls are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856867
>Anonymoose's bad guys
I'm going to be fair, it's accurate in a sense. Sure, most paladins probably would have pulled their head out of their ass and seen the truth, but there would always be a few that took pleasure in the cruelty.

Honestly, I'd like to see more of powerful and amorally cruel Order than less, if I'm going to read that sort of story. It makes it more interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856901
Adoption is a thing anon, even if it's unofficial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856898
I can't help it, it would be such a beautiful but to molest.
I may even make use of it while she's stuck there.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I feel like Bobanon isn't even writing about monster girls, he's just writing furry smut and saying they're monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856913
That's his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

I've done it. A tale of getting a date to the MGHS prom! Read it! Love it! Discuss it! Give me pointers! Do whatever, but most of all READ IT! Here it is for your pleasure

http://pastebin.com/K45ByG6N

Now I'm going to watch Better Call Saul, so I hope to come back to comments and stuff. Thanks for the read, and I do this for YOU /mgt/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856911
I prefer lanternon's way of doing it. Yeah, you get some cruel bastards in their ranks, but they only do it so humanity can survive against the bullshit odds demonic energy sets against them.
Moose's villains are all just cartoonish and mustache twirling, you get the impression they'd be acting the same way even without monstergirls around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856927
Adopted daughterus can be waifus anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856476
I want to pat this Tiger Girl real bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856584
Lewd. This is lewd I have called the cops, enjoy jail you pervert.

>>14856820
Think you got it backwards sandpie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856930
I'll give you that. Lantern's are definitely better written.

I think my favorite were in that "For the Order" or whatever story was posted about a week back. It was refreshing to see an Order with members that would have emotional breakdowns after killing MGs, and lived with the feelings of guilt and self-hate.

[Anonymous No.]

Can Slimes get swole?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Tiger Girls are dangerous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rVyigeJw8U

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856928
The dialogue kind of... needs work.
I feel bad for the MC, I like how the setting is classic MGC where you get husbando'd and have no say in it, but I want to see the guy win this time.
I also don't get why the guy's brother is married to a manticore if she's such a bitch.

But anyway, the main criticism I can think of is the dialogue. It feels unnatural and strange, and to be brutal a bit cringy at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856964
Yes, if you give them enough thickening agent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856964
Yep, if they lift weights then they can reduce the viscosity of their goo and get swole, just like how overindulgence in their husband's stuff and water makes them look bloated and fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856930
Some people hate he MC, but he's only doing what he must because others aren't. Somehow he's more reasonable than the first story's main character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856905
This is his face.
There was a hugging accident, he doesn't like to talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856926
slowpoke.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856999
I'm a nosy bastard. I'm gonna ask about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856928
That fucking MC goddammit, not sure why he makes me so mad, it's the kind of people you actually bully because it always angers you how passive they are.

Maybe it's just my shit taste but i couldn't get behind the MC at all, the bro was cool tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856928
I'm really not a fan of the second person perspective, but that's mostly just my opinion.
I say "mostly" here because I'm sure you'll disappoint many readers if you decide to make the main character turn into an Alp, which leads to my other point:
You very strongly implied that the main character is likely going to Alp in the future, but there was no given reason for him to do so, at least with the details shown so far. He would need to be an incubus and actively want to be a girl/be homosexual.

Aside from that nitpick, I'd have to agree with >>14856972 about the dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856995
Oh, I agree. Victor knows that letting monsters do as they please is bad for the human population in general, while Val seemed to be brainwashed into thinking that marriage was happiness from an early age, and made excuses even for the rapist manticore. He was also incapable of realizing that humans didn't want monsters around in human cities because they have a track record of rape. He simultaneously denied they did such things whilst constantly hiding from it being done to himself. Victor might be violent and cruel but at least he's not a retard. I hope he stays that way because someone's got to balance out Val's dumb fuckery.

[Anonymous No.]

Young Adventurer! Do you need a mage in your party? Or do you not want an older snake like myself dragging you down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857047
I only want old snakes like yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857047
I'm not especially the adventuring type, but I'll definitely go along with whatever you had in mind.
Besides, I prefer older women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856928
>The mc just goes along with the annoying lamia sister's plan
Just... why? He couldn't just walk off? I'm all for humans being weaker than MGs but their threat level was practically non existent, the mc didn't have to do shit for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857047
Older snakes are okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856905
Anon, don't be rude. You should know that some Paladin's aren't allowed to remove their helmet in front of anyone other than their wife. It's a religious thing.

[Anonymous No.]

PUUUUURGE
This is a place of MGs and good feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857054
>why
Why anything? Why in a setting where they've all but intergrated with humans, are they still cruel and sadistic rapists? MGC seems to be the go-to setting for grim-dark without having to deal with KCs bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857064
It was more that they were just three cunts who were all quite punchable and actually at the mc's mercy if anything because they were obviously desperate for a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857056
They're not just okay anon.They're the greatest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857056
It bugs me that she hasn't been drawn as a dragongirl yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857063
I wish I had a happy, fluffy, floaty little kesaran. I'd see if she's still light enough to drift along on air currents after a good serving of holstaur milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857104
I wholeheartedly agree. I'd love for an older snake to coil around and dote on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857117
Why not a wyvern?
Then her otouto could ride her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857047
Wise, nurturing and sometimes downright powerful. Now there's a mortal coil I'm down to be bound to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857047
What magic tricks can you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857128
>Why not a wyvern?
Guess I should have said a "dragongirl of some sort" then.

[Anonymous No.]

Pre-order your very own MG for 2017 and you can even get the exclusive pre-order skins for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857159
2017 won't happen. Also those botox lips are ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857159
Already did. Remember guys, don't forget to choose something strong enough to stop other girls from raping you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857159
Nah, I'm waiting for the Perverted Parthenon addon so that I can start letting my waifu worship things other than the standard religions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857038
I hope the next story's main character doesn't somehow go full retard, since he's supposed to be neutral, but Victor is already kind of lawful neutral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857170
EVERY THREAD YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE AS BAD AS THE TINY PENIS GUY OR THE YURIFAGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857159
>Those tits
>That outfit
>Those DSLs
Is it impossible to fuck all three of them at once? It seems like it'd be worth it.

>>14857170
Well aren't you a precious ray of sunshine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857159
>Meanwhile at the other side of the portal, monstergirls are preparing themselves and claiming already this guy or that other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857180
I too want it to happen, but it probably wont.
If push comes to shove maybe we'll have ayylmaos give humans orbital frames or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857182
>Is it impossible to fuck all three of them at once?
Well you could buy three and apply a different skin to each one, but can one man really handle all that succubus by himself? I kind of want to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857192
Dibs on the Anubis frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857159
>Succubi
>Not Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857192
Maybe the ayylmaos will be enough. A Quarian is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Human! You have defeated me and my army!"
>"You may have won my body, but not my heart!"
>"Please be gentle."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857047
Mages are useful in most circumstances.

What's your specialty? Offense, defense, support, healing, or something else?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm actually interested in something discussed a bit earlier. How interested are you in members of the Order that suffer emotionally from their actions?

Do you prefer the characters that sympathize in some way even though they feel they have no choice, or do you prefer them to be ignorant, cold, or full of hate? Do the moral questions presented when a hero kills a being that he knows doesn't intend to harm him add depth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857222
I told you already that if you want this type of roleplay you will have to pay me more, ma'am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857222
Do not worry foolish elf.
Before I ruin your spirit I will ruin your body!
Pie and milk shall soon be delivered, after that you will be taken for a massage before given another glass of milk.
After that you shall be taken to the teasatorium where you will be subjected to a series of sensitivity inducing treatments focused on your breasts, buttocks, and the top of your head.

I shall continue this regiment for six months while you will be forced to watch me have my way with your comrades.

You shall not be touched by anyone, even yourself during this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857222
Lady, the prisoner exchange is done. I uncuffed you three hours ago. Go home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857222
Wait a minute, who the hell chained her up, I specifically said to not chain her up just invite her over for a victory feast. I also said that after wards we shall be engage in lots of cuddling to help raise her spirits and possibly have her become a resident of our kingdom. After all, I'm not one to be mean and cruel to others, plus I think she and I will get along quite well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857222
>human
>gentle

Darling, do you even know what it is to be human?

We didn't get to our position by strength, or speed, or natural skills. We got where we are by being the meanest sons of bitches around. Our main style of hunting for the longest time was simply chasing something until it collapsed due to exhaustion.

We may have gotten smarter, but we're no nicer. There's a reason the paladins of the Order haven't all fallen. It's because their foes aren't the monsters.

We are.

HFY speech thoroughly unrelated to topic, but seemed appropriate for inciting counter-attack by convenient Big Damn Heroes. Besides, erryone knows it's spiderpussy or nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857252
She's by a stripper poll anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857258
>Besides, erryone knows it's spiderpussy or nothing.
"You called Master?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857262
Yes, you've been skipping out on your holst milk servings.

Get a glass post haste and then report to my room for a chest massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857262
Not yet dear, I'm just finishing up with this client.

Seriously, elves have weird taste. Willingly being dominated by a vicious, cruel, uncaring, cold enemy? With no sexual connotations whatsoever? Even the Sabbath creeps have more reasonable demands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857261
Still, I told the guards that I wanted her at the table for a feast, not the stripper poll as that can wait for another time . Also I want her t b in my bed chamber tonight, so I may engage in a lovely session of head patting and cuddles, to help make her feel welcomed into my kingdom. after all, she be perfect to become the my new bodyguard and companion, all good kings need an great bodyguard just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857218
>Elves
>Conquering humans
Nigger, humanity is war incarnate. Our entire history is nothing but endless death.

If life exists elsewhere in the universe, they'd probably be completely unable to even comprehend our nature. We all but worship death, we're probably the most violent creatures to ever live anywhere in the entire universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856972
Mkay, I'm back, so here goes the replies. First up. Dialogue. Yes. After rereading it, I do feel like it is paced weird, and I will remedy that in future stories. 2nd person perspective isn't really my strong point, but I feel like people here prefer it for some strange reason. Will definitely work on.

>>14857008
Ahh, the MC. I always myself preferred the stronger, taker-controller type myself, but this was kind of an experiment in writing that passive bitch type. I'm glad to know I succeeded. Don't worry, I have plans.

>>14857022
Have no fear! I have no plans on "alping" anyone. It was just friendly brotherly banter that I would imagine go down in a MG centric world. Dialogue again? Damn, I fucked up. No matter, live and learn and noted. Thanks for the feedback.

>>14857054
He didn't walk off because he didn't know what the "or else" meant. And he didn't want to deal with plump cheshires anon. Would you want to deal with plump cheshires?

Thanks again for the feedback. Keep them coming, I love this part. You know. When you actually get some direction on how to improve as a writer? PS BCS was pretty good tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857280
>didn't want to deal with plump cheshires anon
>in his toothbrush
I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play with a rabbit girl and make her legs thump!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857280
>plump cheshires

If they were involved, it wouldn't be a matter of Or Else, it'd be a case of Or Else We'll Do Weirder Stuff.

Cheshires don't threaten, they escalate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857280
I don't deal with plump cheshires.
I deal with heavier things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857280
My opinion is that second person is mostly appropriate for greentexts.
Anyways, my rant about alping was based on the common misconception about how they're formed. I see what you're doing now, though. Interested to see where this goes.
Thank goodness you're not going down that route.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I finally did it! I made a pastebin to save all of my crappy greentexts!
>http://pastebin.com/u/Baseball-Anon
I promise to never leave this thread. Unless someone starts getting creepy, like making porn of my stories creepy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856930
Lanternon's letting his pro-human promoting go a bit too far, that's why both of his characters ended up misunderstood and receiving backlash.
Val's just a as an embodiment of HFY-ness as the paladin, he's only supposed to be showing it from the other side
>humanity's so much more sane and reasonable, look how patient and forgiving this guy is on monstergirls despite all the shit he's constantly getting from them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857316
wunderbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856928
I'm not sure why the lamias blackmailed him. The MC seemed willing to go with them, if only to get the other mgs off his back. The dialogue needs a little work like the others have said.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Welcome to Neko's Neck of the Woods! What would you like to drink first?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857316
>http://pastebin.com/u/Baseball-Anon
>Accidentally google this rather than opening it directly, including the ">".
>Open up the first result
>Wonder why this anon I've never heard of has written so much
>Open one up called "sex ed"
>It's MLP
Kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857350
I'm sorry anon, if I knew it would've led to that I would just have posted it normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857349
I'd drink some of that kitty's cream.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, and remember, if you come across a ghost girl she just wants to hug you to feel what it's like to be alive again...
Take that for what you will guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857349
One mug of your finest... I'll be puking rainbows tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857350
I tried what you did just to see what would happen. I didn't get the same story as you, but 7/10 results were Pastebin MLP fanfic writers

What a weird phenomenon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857366
>198 cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857369
>>14857350
oh dear god I'm changing my name then
SOMEONE GIVE ME MONEY TO SWITCH TO PASTEBIN PRO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857352
It's not your fault.
>>14857369
Welcome to the internet, I suppose.
>>14857374
Don't worry about it. It's not that you share a name, it's that googling that particular link brings up other pastebins rather than you own for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857374
But you could use that money to get a kit-kat or something. That's the reason I haven't removed the "-kun" from my pastebin name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857366
Alright, fine. How is she going to get around the whole 'incorporeal' thing, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857366
Those were my thoughts while watching the Ju-On movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857366
Sure she seems very lonely and sad, I'll hug her to help cheer her up as it's quite cold out tonight. Would she also like to receive some cuddles and head pats after she arrives at my home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857367
God, Aqua is such a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Your daughteru's doll has come to life after she put it away in safekeeping to try and become a "proper woman"!
Do you comfort the doll?
Help her find love?
Welcome her into the family?
Help the two reconcile?

[Anonymous No.]

hellhound bullies reader then rapes him in a bathroom

http://pastebin.com/LDH1HtqY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857349
Sadly, I'm the driver. Just get me some water for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857392
She needs an excuse of some kind to hold back. If she washes away the competition and quite literally so, it may not be seen as Kazuma's victory ultimately! Oh well, I enjoy the whole crew as a crew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857398
Yes,
Yes by bringing back to daughteru so they can become almost sisters.
Yes
See answer two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857398
LOVE IS THE RITE OF ALL SENTIENT LIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857378
I've got a friend who's said in the past he'll pay me £40 to change my Pastebin name to something dumb. I totally would, but I have no idea how the URLs would change. I don't care about the Pastebin master list (I've never even checked to see if I'm on it) but it might confuse some people here.

Thinking about it though, that amount of money is basically one full commission by Loen with change. Is that worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857398
The simple answer is all of the above. Long answer would be to reconcile the two, as it's not health to hold a grudge and plus she gets to have a friend that she can always hangout with. She could live with the family and my wife could help both our girls find cute guys to go out with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857398

That depends. If the doll is Suigintou, the answer is always yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857366
If I was haunted by a ghost girl, I'd win her over by getting her addicted to hugs.
Then I'd turn her into a full on hug and kissu addict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857398
Yes. I'm sure my daughteru only put her away because she felt the pressure of being a 'big girl who shouldn't play with dolls'. I'm sure she'll be happy to have her best childhood friend back, and I don't mind having two daughterus now either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857405
I want to make Darkness a single mom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857431
And this is how you make a masochist the happiest woman on whatever fucking planet. Just imagine if the kid came up EDGY because of it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857408
>>14857410
>>14857415
>>14857424
>>14857417
Your honest and well-meaning answers are... actually impressive. I'm actually a little touched at heart. Anons have it where it counts, don't they? -nudge, nudge- DON'T THEY -wink, wink No Alp though

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, hellhounds have a lot of art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857441
Well duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857431
>>14857435
Darkness seems to be rather fond of children if the ED has anything to say about it, so I can't say she'd love to raise an edgy child, but I can say she'd lovingly raise a child who happened to be edgy! Darkness best support waifu! I really should commission that artwork of her as an MGE Valkyrie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857450
I've never bothered to look for it all in one place before.

I'm not complaining, they're great. Just surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857417
In recognition of your exceptional taste... W- what I mean is that being such a loving and caring person, she'd even feel comfortable with you in brief moments such as these!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857439
I guess amongst all the different opinions and shit-slinging that goes on here, what it always boils down to is everyone seems to just want to be part of their own happy family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857465
Just to think there are probably Living Dolls with bodies that fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857465

I'd be the best medium for Suigintou ever. Or the worst, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857399
Bittersweet - cute, but unsettling. The degenerate! She didn't even let him wash his hands!

I would, however, like to see more of their relationship if you're willing to develop or at least continue matters past this... passionately aggressive negotiation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857469
And in the end, despite being here for the gewd and not the lewd, despite not being an /a/ veteran... I still very much enjoy it here.
Especially editing what pictures I can, or finding content on specific MGs for people. It's the kind of scavenger hunt I can get behind!

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would you beat with a closed fist without feeling the least bit remorseful?

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>>14857496
A human one.

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>>14857496
Cheshire.

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>>14857496
Anon, why do you incite such violent thoughts...?

And if I could honestly beat anyone that badly, I'd be better off using that power to teach them better, difficult as it may be.

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>>14857496
Slime.

She wouldn't even feel it Wurm is an acceptable substitute, but then I'd hurt my fist and make her feel bad.

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>>14857423
Much appreciated.

I might be able to hold my liquor, but try telling that to the police. And if I'm in "Custody" of the nice-yet-lusty Kunoichi/Blue Oni police force, these nimrods would end up walking. They don't have a sense of direction when they're sober, let alone sloshed.

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>>14857502
>Try to strike a Cheshire
>She disappears while laughing
>Reappears to mock you
>Gets punched in the face
>Starts crying
>Keep hitting her until she stops

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>>14857502
Sorry Anon. Cheshire Cats are to be handled by the big boys, or "professionals" in other words. We can't go losing someone to Wonderland unwillingly, after all.

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>>14857513
That's just mean.

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>>14857496
Ushi-Oni.

It's foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857515
Still going to punch them. They're by far one of the worst monstergirls, in terms of cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857507
Because sometimes you love something so hard you want to see it bleed, anon.

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>>14857507
Agreed, one should teach all monster girls to be less violent and show them how to be good people. Violence only makes more violent monster girls and can cause people to have negative stereotypes of them, I would gladly teach a lass of monster girls how being good-natured can b beneficial to health and living peacefully in normal societies. Also, what is that cute skeleton girl trying to ask me, i'm quite curious?

[Anonymous No.]

Hot off the press - Monorus' new Salamander! Dark brown skin and onyx scales? Delightful.

I say that, but it was posted 7 hours ago

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>>14857542
She's still a cutie. But that generic clothing isn't doing her any favors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857496
Ogre

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>>14857542
I want to see a muscular heavily armored Salamander that wields a giant hammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857483
Thanks.

and yes she didn't let him wash his hands. She's well aware of that [spoiler/]

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>>14857542
I want to publicly caress a Salamander's tail. Is that too lewd?

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>>14857554
And sometimes lights aflame with her tail, you mean.

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>>14857561
That too.

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>>14857556
I'm talking in more of the meta sense and how Cheshire fans are second only to Alpfags.

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>>14857567
>Cheshire fans are second only to Alpfags
Fuck no, not even close. Anyways what gives you the impression that Cheshires are topically forced?

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>>14857551
>You'll never punch and oni in the face and receive her iron fist in yours until the two of you are hot and horny
>You'll never punch her womb with your cock
>You'll never collapse after putting her and yourself through a mindblowing orgasm, exhausted by the hours of fighting and fucking
>You'll never snuggle together and snooze for hours

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>>14857545
Ah, come on! The girl's either living in our times or she's just trying to fit in with human society "back then".

I was a little surprised by the attire though, especially after that last golden Ryuu - even if it was a special case.

Still, I eventually warmed up (no pun intended) to the contrast of the plain white T against her delicious dark skin, as well as the "lightish shade of red" of her panties beneath her tail aflame.

It works, subtly but surely... At least to me.

>>14857560
No, not at all... but do practice proper "fire" safety while doing so. She is still a MG and by extension, exceptionally charming to a degree. I'll let you decide what kind of "fire" needs considering.

Best bet is to hug her tail like you would link arms, or better yet, let her wrap it around your waist while the two of you walk. Nice and cozy, huh?

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>>14857567
>meta sense
Oh, that's more or less what I was referring to with the "meme's getting to you" bit. As far as I'm aware Cheshires aren't known for being memtacular in-universe.

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>>14857574
Not so much of that, it's just that they're closely linked to people like Bob and Fizz, terrible OCs, futa, and "lel so funneh memes :)"

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>forgot to check 'File Only'
Such an unfortunate feeling over such an unimportant thing.

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>>14857554
I want to be the friend of a massive, heavily muscled salamander with black scales and a blue flame as she adventures throughout the land.

I want her to lounge with me in a spring, her scars on display, as she complains about not finding a man that can challenge her.
I want to surprise the shit out of her when I step into a fight for the first time, that she's seen, and thrash a guy on her level.
>I want our first match against each other to devolve into sweaty, primal sex.
>I want our daughterus to groan and blush whenever their mom puts on her old chain bikini despite her hips being wider and childbirth putting a few pounds on her...along with some more muscle due to the intense training she did after that.

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>>14857577
I ant to walk with her and just randomly reach back to tease the base before gently running my fingers along it's length, wrapping my hand around once it's thin enough, and giving it a loving squeeze as I finish. Is that too much?

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Last night I had a dream where I was hanging out with an otter in a pool. Not a Monster Girl sadly, just an otter. Pretty chill critter.
Otter girls?

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>>14857576
>Show up to work with a broken nose, two black eyes and let your boss know you have to leave early for a dentist appointment to fix a broken tooth
>Everyone is concerned and asks what happened
>You play it off as nothing
>Rumors start
>Apparently you got mugged by a group of 4 guys
>Kenny in sales is laughing his ass off, he started the rumors
>Jab him in his broken collarbone to shut him up
>Nobody in the office knows that his wife and your wife are a pair of Oni sisters

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>>14857586
You can commission the muscle, whatever you think is heavy muscle for something already so strong

[Anonymous No.]

Ara ara, did my arrow pierce your heart?

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>>14857590
>Semi-Permanent wounds
Not in my headcanon buster. The joys of oni husbandoing are strength, durability and regeneration.

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>>14857593
Not really, no.

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>>14857587
Nuh-uh. No, not at all. Also, I approve as a fellow tail-base teaser. It is truly like a buried treasure as concerns a tailed waifu's pleasure! I like your thinking, Anon.

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>>14857496
You wouldn't beat up a Mothman who desperately wants your love, would you?

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>>14857596
How can you say no to that?

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>>14857593
Fuck off, come back when you're Mega level.

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>>14857600
It's easier than you might think.

[Anonymous No.]

Tonight's big question; Are dark-skinned monster girls a best?

Yes. Yes they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857593
>T- that arrow was from me. Angewomon, your powers don't concern love at all!

>>14857600
He's not saying no to her necessarily, just to the whole arrow piercing bit.

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>>14857605
How is that a big question?

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>>14857609

Because they have BIG butts.

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>>14857496

None, honestly. I don't think I could just hit someone.

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>>14857605
Only if they come with blonde hair.

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>>14857607
>Cupidpede
Love is blind, but it still has a sense of smell. Pheeww!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857593
Mom, I told you, I'm busy. I'll play with you later.

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>>14857612
Blonde is nice, though black, white, and dark blue all work, too.

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>>14857605
Now, now. Youngling, by the Pharaoh's decree you are to stop this competitive foolery. This realm is to be one of understanding and love, so do me proud while I look on at you from above. Oh, one more thing...

>"Do you remember the time...?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiFF0gvqcc

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>>14857612
>Oshiete Galko-chan!

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>>14857607
I'll date the cute cupidpede, she seems like a nice girl and she would probably enjoy having a companion who likes her without her having to put a love arrow in. I ant to prove to her my love for her is genuine and that I'd like to get to know her better.

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>>14857622
>You will never sing for the pharaoh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGiRRTi_hJk

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>>14857613
I love the smell of a fragrant Oomukade in the morning. 'Smells like... lots of love.

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>>14857611
Exactly why you should try, anon. Just because you've never done it before, doesn't mean you won't like it!

Go ahead, hit that monster waifu of yours! Make her the rue the day she forgot to make you lunch.

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>>14857632
It's just gross.

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>>14857627
Gyaruko is literally perfect, you don't even need to monsterize her.

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>>14857613
You do know that it's millipedes that produce the stinky gases when their threatened, not centipedes. People really need to get their facts straight or they may end up hurting someone's feelings due to ignorance and perpetuate stereotypes.

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>>14857632
Oh golly gee, mister! That makes my turgid tallywacker tingle with song!

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>>14857627
>Pure gyaru p'orc
>Flat crow tengu

What would Ojou be?

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>>14857592
Yeah, that would be lovely.

>>14857605
Depends.
I enjoy both, although a rich chocolate color is quite nice.

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>>14857640
When the Great Author wrote the stinkypede, this did not cross his mind.

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>>14857630
Friendly reminder that Cupids predominantly bring others together and that her 'personal' arrows only convey her feelings directly, no mind washing necessary.

That said, good on you for taking the initiative while she's helping others to realizing their own romances. You taking the first step is sure to be something she appreciates, Anon.

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>>14857633

Please don't bully the monster girls!

Please do not constantly make loud noises to wake up your dormouse waifu!
Please don't use pepper spray on your shy Cyclops admirer!
Please don't tie fireworks to the tail of your Centaur fuckbuddy!
Please don't put replace your Oni firends' supply of sake with O'doule's!

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>>14857651
Sadly, that is true.

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>>14857640
The smell is one of the main reasons I hate millipedes. Also the fact they commit suicide via suicide when trapped; what the fuck are millipides trying to hide?

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>>14857667
>suicide via suicide

Would they die if they were killed?

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>>14857656
>Pease don't use pepper spray on your shy Cyclops admirer

But what if she wants a little kick to the omelet I made her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857667
They serve a higher purpose. Hail Hydra!
Oh, and thanks doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857667
*via cyanide, rather

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857667
Dancks thoc

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>>14857652
Thanks, decided the direct approach would be the most likely to work and since she helps others, me being generous to her first is sure to help impress her. Net I'd ask her where she'd like to go out on a date when she's not too busy, and if neither of us can decide I'll just invite hr to my house and cook up a delicious meal to share/converse over. i hope my persistence will show her that I'm serious and that I wish to learn more about who she is as a person.

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>>14857656
>Please don't use pepper spray on your shy Cyclops admirer!

No, I'm just going to kiss another girl in front of her.
With tongue

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>>14857669
It would be extremely paradoxical.

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>>14857637
That is all too true, however, I thought her "name" was actually a title for a type of people. Oh well, all's well.

>>14857646
>Galko P'orc
>Crow Tengu Otoko
>Valkyrie Ojou
Why Valkyrie? Because they're both backed by and can weild great power, which seems to create an ease-of-life such that they are simple-thinking and all but carefree... yet are actually capable of rising to the occasion when others fall. All without taking themselves or their pride too seriously.

Speaking of Valkyries, have a recolour!

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>>14857680
You're a big bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857641
>still working on turgid tallywacker tingling tale about an Oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857682
Somebody got the Hrist edit of the Valkyrie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857686
>still working on
Wait, what? Alp, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857690
My bet it's worse.

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>>14857678

Woah man, that is akin to bullying!

Please do not bully the monster girls!

Please don't give an Ignis the cold-shoulder!
Please don't give a Wight a fright!
Please don't tell a Will-o-the-Wisp that you want to see other people!
Please don't ignore the Titania!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, reflect on why sharkgirlnado made so much money.

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>>14857692
>worse
There is no such thing. Nothing is worse.

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>Noble Lizardman is your childhood friend, spends a great deal of time with you
>Constantly speaks to you in grandiose and warrior-like dialect
>But she's not honest with herself, and wants to be more than friends with you
>One day, she gets the courage to ask you to be her boyfriend
>Sees you making out with a hot succubus, and stares as your tongues dance around each others mouths like wild beasts
>Cries herself to sleep that night

Is that what beta males feel when their object of affection is taken by an alpha and dominated before them?

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>>14857700
You would know. Ba-dump tzzh!

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>>14857700
I wouldn't know.

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>>14857700
She'll just rape the both of them.

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>>14857712
>Succubus gets creampied by the man the lizardman loves
>Invites the lizardman to drink his seed out of her deflowered cunt
>Lizardman begrudgingly agrees, like the little bitch she is

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>>14857687
>Hrist edit
It wouldn't happen to be this, would it? Probably not since I assume you mean Hrist from Valkyrie Profile who is lavender-clad. But have this anyway: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/f/f3/Valkyrie_Green.png/revision/latest?cb=20160210054407

>>14857690
>Alp, is that you?
I'm pretty sure that's some writer know 'round these parts, though, I tend to zone out when the thread talks about disliked works. No, this is nothing fetishy, nothing rapey, and yet it will - however poorly or successfully - lovingly feature many aspects of an Oomukade. That and she's already a bit of her own unique character as referenced by the filename.

>>14857699
>nothing is worse
I appreciate knowing I can't do too awfully with it, should it see the light of day.

[Anonymous No.]

I need two sips if you want to see any more skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857718
>It wouldn't happen to be this, would it?
Nope.

Somebody made a Hrist edit a long time back.

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>>14857718
>nothing fetishy, nothing rapey, and yet it will - however poorly or successfully - lovingly feature many aspects of an Oomukade
Just like Alp then. You're in trouble now, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857700
Lizards are love, so she'll find someone with whom towards she'll be and who towards her will be, true.

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>>14857720
What will it take for everything?

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>>14857727
Oh...? Well, it'll be a learning experience.

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>>14857720
Not if you're just going to let it all spill out. Don't think I don't see those trails down the sides of your mouth. There are starving bats in Transylvania that would give their left wings for even a tiny bit of that blood you're wasting.

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>>14857732
Thralldom.
>>14857733
Avoid using the following terms:
Turgid
Tallywacker
Golly-gee
Gee-willikers
Hee-haw
Embiggens

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857738
So no downside then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857735
>Experienced anon schools a haughty vamp on proper blood drinking etiquette
I'd watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857667
Thanks Doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857739
Thralldom may or may not entail spiritual awakening and leading your people to the west.

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>>14857712
>>14857717
>rape
>beaten to the D
No, no. Not only does the warrior within both acknowledge and appreciate the advantage of a tag-team assault on her beloved's heart, albeit begrudgingly... She will also be swift to lay claim to the greatest glory there is to be had in this battle. In the end it is she who will reign victorious... but a true warrior enjoys sharing the victory, indeed.

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>>14857728
Could I try and be the one whom will be true to her? I'm also the type of person who heavily values trust and loyalty with those closest to them. I may not be the best in the world, but I still wish for a chance to prove my true love to her if possible. Old scars may take time to heal, but being with someone who is supportive and caring to you can help make does scars much numb bad experiences, I can only hope she is willing to give me a chance to test my feeling towards her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857743
Eh. Can't someone else do it? I just want to be owned by a Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857740
What else does anon do to correct the behaviors of MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857738
I see. I was only speaking to a fellow Anon in his own terms though... I don't even see how I could write that in given what Zipangu is supposed to imitate in reality. Thank you for the caution all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you prepared for the power of char-grilled Dragon cuisine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857753
>Zipangu
Oh, Zipangu is it? That's alright then.
>>14857754
>char-grilled
Don't tell me she invited all the little boys over for dinner again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857720

Takane best idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857720
Please. There are vampires showing off way more for less, and they don't actually look like corpses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857764
Slut! Slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857754
Junior will start the fire!

>>14857757
>Zipangu
Yes... something about brewing and the region's blessed grain... a nice slice of culture...

>little boys
Well, her daughter makes lots of friends.

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>>14857769
That's Countess Slut! Know your place, peasant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857764
And evidently wasting way more blood. Etiquette anon is going to have a field day with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857770
>Yes... something about brewing and the region's blessed grain... a nice slice of culture...
Now I'm mildly interested.
>>14857772
>peasant
But I'm of a scholarly disposition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857764
>not wanting a vampire that's almost as pale as a wight

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/IA4tF0O.jpg

It is done.

Words fail me other then; Thanks Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857770
Uwaa! Such a big fire for a girl her age! She'll be burning down villages in no time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857778
ASS.

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>>14857778
Holy

fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857778
Dear diary:
The ass was fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857778
Does the carpet match the drapes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857778
>http://i.imgur.com/IA4tF0O.jpg
That's a nice thing to see when I go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857778
What a lovely day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857778
Oh baby that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857778
Liefield has fucking nothing on that back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857778
I have no strong feelings on way or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857789
does the carpet match the rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857775
My neigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857740
Etiquette, hmm?

Admittedly this is not polished at all, just kinda let it flow. Critiques welcome.

>"Now pay attention, little miss. Your mother is going to demonstrate the way a proper lady drinks."
>"First, embrace the human."
>"Then, put them off-balance just slightly, leaning them back is preferable. This causes them to be less likely to struggle effectively, as they will instinctively hold on to you."
>"Next, tilt the human's neck to roughly a forty-five degree angle."
>"This next step is preferable due to its effects at enhancing blood flow and enjoyment, but can be skipped in more urgent times. A bit of nipping at the neck, pressure, light nibbling, will cause pleasure in the human, and provide you a better sense of where the blood vessels are. (Yes, dear, just like that.)"
>"Finally-Please pay attention, darling, your mother is holding back to ensure your edification, she'll be on me in moments-raise your fangs, and sink them into the human's neck; not too deeply, the blood needs to flow out, not into the trachea or esophagus. (Alright dear, go ahe-AAaah)"
>"N-now, if done prop-perly, it is imMENSELY pleasureable for both pAAAAArties involved (oh god dear don't stop)"
>"D-depending on the situation, it can even serve aAAAAaas a sort of foreplay, as the fresh blood will provide you greater sexual, spiritual and demonic energyyyYYYIIIEEE"
>"As for, the, human, they, will be, ah, aroused beyond belief"
>"I hope you've been paying, hah, attention, because you can be, mmm, certain that your mother will be quizzing you on the morrow"
>"Right now though we're going to be rather occupied, due to the side effects of the feeding-(Dear, I am going to need a little blood left)-so don't be surprised if the noises coming from our room don't abate until then."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857789
>Kejourou ensnaring you with her prehensile pubic hair.

I'm not sure if I want this or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857808
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857775
In truth she's modest with her feasting because she burns bright while blushing! You'll see that side of her one day. One day... when you have the courage - or want to cause mischief - to look upon her as she indulges in you.

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>>14857804
How quaint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857779
Momma taught her well after all, but tonight she'd like to cook for her friends like mommy cooks for daddy. Daddy's a great cook, but he can't "be the stove". Sasuga Dragon-chan! We really do need more art of Dragon-kind breathing fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857804
It's good to see parents teaching their daughters how things are done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857774
Now you know how I felt when the inspiration came to me. Yes, a little world building for Zipangu. They say a little can mean a lot, but this will go down smooth.

Also... I'm a growing writer of meaningful stories, not just sexy sentiments, so I couldn't get away from the chance to lore it up some.

Like Zipangu Wolf Tengus and their role to a certain entity much like Shirohebi and Ryuus. Artwork is what inspired it.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight you Anons, one and all. Take care not to burn down the thread. Instead...

With your waifu pick a song or two and sing to each other, sing just for her or be the one sung to!

See now, I'll even start us off with the song to which I'll slumber. I'm sure we can all agree it's a downright dazzling number! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ZGKALMMuc

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857820
>You'll never be taken in as a servant to a powerful Vampire Lord.
>She'll never give you to her daughter, a haughty and regal young lady around your age, as a birthday gift.
>Your new mistress will never order you to follow her back to her room.
>You'll never sit on her bed and brace yourself for whatever lewd things she does to you while she shuts the door.
>She'll never tackle you from behind and wrap her arms around you.
>She'll never start nuzzling you with her cheek and talk about how she's wanted someone to spend time with for so long in her haughty voice.
>She'll never turn out to be a rather laid back and friendly girl who just wants a friend.
>You'll never spend your days playing games and watching movies with a deredere Vampire with a taste for Gothic Lolita and Action movies.
>You'll never listen to her laugh and think to yourself that her "Oh-ho-ho-ho" laughter is the sweetest and most adorable sounding thing compared to other Ojou-samas.
>She'll never cuddle you every night.
>She'll never assure you that your blood is the tastiest when she drinks from you for the first time.
>She'll never shyly spread her legs and offer you her first time while holding a pillow over the lower half of her face to cover how hard she's blushing.
Why did God curse mankind with the ability to feel this pain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857859
It is only through pain and adversity that we may triumph. Exalt in your suffering now, for one day it will bear fruit and science will gift us with our wildest fantasies, for out of desire, we find the reason to build. Until then, just jerk it while you cry. It helps take the edge off.

[Anonymous No.]

>No bookish vamp to rest her head against your chest as she reads, lying between your legs, her long legs stretching for aeons, while you play vidya.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I want to abduct any Sabbath Sacouts who come to my door and keep them tied up in my basement! That will teach them not to come around anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857875
But anon, I've gotten to the point where jerking it doesn't help with the loneliness.
I just want a cute vampire to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857940
Feed 'em ara ara cookies and you get some top tier sex slaves. Plus the sabbath shits will never come near you again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857948
I'm looking to give them a bit of punishment, not ruin their lives anon. They're staying as bullyable, teasable lolis for as long as they're living with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857956
>not ruin their lives anon
You mean make better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857960
Let's agree to disagree here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857956
Sounds like they're just going to send all the masochistic, submissive lolis your way anon. You haven't thought this through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857967
Whatever, senpai. You ascribed the value of good or bad first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857972
>You haven't thought this through.
Haven't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857977
Oh, I see what your plan is now QS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857991
sssh

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never have a bunch of big titty monster Sabbath girlscouts lazing around your home after you tricked them into eating wonderland cake
>A big soft familiar who helps you cook and clean who loves reading your books
>A Baphomet whose personality completely flipped after being made to look more her age, who now only shitposts online, drinks satyros wine, tells war stories and watches anime. She has surprisingly good taste so its not all bad
>A witch who spends all day exploding shit in her room and selling magic tomes. Discovered a sense of superiority over her lich rival due to her new body

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857996
When is more Jub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858015
Eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858019
I've been out of thread for a while but have kept up through elh's thing and similar. Is there any plan for handyman or is that one over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858025
That's another eventually, I really need to figure out how I want to end it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858019
Noice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858030
tiny shiro, ascends to godhood and her husband becomes her retainer in marriage, effectively ending his employment but not his life or his happiness
this writing shit is easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858038
I'm trying to figure out a way to not make it an obvious cop-out, people have told me to stop and think things through more so I'm working on that. It's not as easy I expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858043
A good story like that has to be planned out basically from the beginning if only just so you can foreshadow properly. Midway through a masturabatory fetishathon is no place to start thinking out a good story. If you want a "prestigious" piece of work then it's better to start from scratch with something in mind. And not to start releasing it until a good bit is done so you can always go back and make it more cohesive once you have the finished project. srry moose ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a team of crime-fighting Mummy girls to protect you, complete with their own catchy theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7C0arR310g

[Anonymous No.]

Question about writefagging. Is weather a justifiable event? I mean if it begins to rain, you look for shelter, realistically. But if it has absolutely no bearing on the plot, then should it just not begin to rain? I like the idea of characters being subject to weather patterns though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858062
Yes, I realize that now. Live and learn and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858066
fine in a slice of life or to contribute to a setting but pointless and a waste of effort if you have an actual story to tell when it does nothing for the plot since everything should serve the plot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858063
I only let my kids watch wholesome Paladin programming like King Arthur and the Knights of Justice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUucZVnno0

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858066
If you have a reason for it to rain, it makes more sense.
I suppose it could just be raining one night, but otherwise I would say it's essentially pointless. Your readers won't care that you're giving them random weather patterns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858077
>>14858071
So weather should just sort of be there, and not get in the way of characters moving from point A to B. Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858089
that's not really the lesson I meant for you to take but it's such a grey area with so many differing opinions and situations that I can't even be sure that telling you no would be a proper response

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858066
Weather is my fetish Anon, of all the times I've been able to hold a conversation with a woman I spoke to them about the weather. Bitches love weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858089
Well its not that it SHOULDNT hinder them, but if you have something planned in the story for it, for example, a particularly cold blizzard blows through and forces the party to find shelter, and in the shelter they get into an amusing fight or they bond together.
but it's basically what >>14858096
said. It's such a gray area that I say it doesn't really matter in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857997
I HATE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857852
>tfw franky killed himself after hemmingway called him a manlet faggot

When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857764
I'm starting to think vampire girls either don't need the blood at all or they store the blood in their breasts. Either flat vampires or massive oppai vampires, I cannot seem to find any inbetween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858102
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858107
Well where else is all that blood going to go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858113
Imagine watching her work out or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14855380
It's on my to-get-done list.
>>14855299
>>14855309
Someone's going to post a cap of this, right? Like, three guys shouted "Saved", so I'd assume...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858107
So, they really are like vampire mosquitoes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858121
Yeah, but one big difference. Mosquitoes are SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858121
Vampire Mosquitoes hunt in groups though, sharing the blood, instead of hogging it to themselves like Vampires.

They're also less gentle I suspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858121
Even with a 10/10 body I wouldn't a mmosquito over a vamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858123
>>14858125
>>14858129
Well, what I'm saying is this must really annoy vampires and makes for prime bullying material, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Same Mantis art by an artist after a few years.

...still some work to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858076
Mine will probably get...well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6gaeJkLNWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alOdQsdPCkg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858133
I don't know, when I think of bullying a Vampire I think of slipping garlic into their food to their disgust.

They'd probably be proud of their large chests, almost like boasting about the blood they've drunken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858144
>I think of slipping garlic into their food to their lust.
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858144
What about getting wasted so your blood literally has a bit of alcohol in it when she drinks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858155
That'll teach her. Let's see her be so haughty once she's drunk and stumbling about her castle.

But when she wakes up with a hangover, she'll be looking for some 'hair of the dog that bit her' so to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857778
Jesus fuck he's working fast. I don't even like those things but she's hot all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858155
>>14858169
>Countess finds anon absolutely blitzed, laughing to himself and mumbling about finally getting the upper hand
>Laughs to herself and carries him up to her room, preparing a course to cure his hangover once he wakes, and the reading the materials for a lecture once he feels better. Namely the proper applications of poisons, and how its far better to poison the blood after it has left the body and not beforehand
>Unfortunately she's the more intimate type and prefers to drink from the source, giving no change to slip the poison after harvesting ad before consumption

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856885
He posts on TFT instead to spite the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14856885
Surely that bestiality thing wasn't two years ago

[Anonymous No.]

I've been reading some Finngolian physicist's science fiction novels that deal with people uploading their minds to the cloud and then building new bodies as they please. My mind is full of fuck, but the main girl in the series grew butterfly wings that "are sensitive to touch", which the male lead discovered during sexy times.
So what I'm saying is, what do you do with a girl's wings during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858227
I get wrapped in them. Like leglocking but with wings. Winglocking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858234
Wing cocoon, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858240
No, that's for cuddling. Wing-locking is for deep, vigorous insemination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858275
I see. Teach me more, Wise One!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858227
>sexy times
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858291
I dunno, it was really vague. They started to make love towards the end of the first book and then it said he "discovered they were sensitive to touch" or something.
Guess it's up to our imaginations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858279
Tentacle wrapping (also known as tentacle nesting) can be used for both purposes.

Tail coiling can as well, but only for serpentine species. It's usually more limited for bipedal species, but that can vary depending on tail size and structure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858311
What about antennae?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858330
Good for tapping morse code on your forehead during a kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858338
>morse code
>Not binary
Fucking shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858346
Well, if you want to teach a mantis binary so she can tell you how much she loves you in computer speak while you kiss, how am I supposed to stop you? With a leaf blower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858352
>not a pool cleaner
fucking
S H I T
H
I
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858352
You could watch them in the act to induce stress in his waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, we have our heading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858370
I don't have the heart to tell her that's a kids activity mat you can get in a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858370
Is Druella-sama coming too? If no, then nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858371
To quote the opening of One Piece, even a dusty treasure map isn't a legend if it has been proven!

[Anonymous No.]

No one here will score a Houri

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857778
>http://i.imgur.com/IA4tF0O.jpg
This bodes well for the Scylla.

[Anonymous No.]

How many waifufags do we have here?
I know there are at least four.

[Anonymous No.]

There are Visiwoflu barbarians at the gates. What do, Legate Anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858385
Houris are rape bait
>Kind and gentle
>Virgin-like aura
>Subservient
They're the sort of girls you'd see on a leash while servicing a guy in doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858404
Miia, Jabberwock, Gazer, the two(?) guys with 2hus and that one anon who has a waifu from gargantia.

I'm probably forgetting some though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858418
Pretty sure there was a Yuukofag at one point

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858404
>>14858418
What defines a waifufag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858422
Oh yeah, there's him too. He's still around occasionally.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that big eyebrows are the most moe feature a girl can have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858422
As in Kanoe Yuuko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858442
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858447
As in S O F T

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858385
>implying I want one
I need to watch what I eat. No snackbars for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858468
This is a problem. I just fight this anon in one on one combat. Yuuko has always been my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Post girls who deserve headpats and cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858468
M E H
E
H
The mango was better, for some reason the anime just didn't quite do it justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858503
All of them, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858504
I'd say it's one of the better adaptations in recent years though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858510
It was good, but I can name a dozen adaptations better than it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858503
Devil bugs need plenty of headpats, I wish KC would update their art already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858519
It will always be a personal favorite of mine for waifu reasons, plus I adored the use of colors in the anime. The heavily saturated greens and purples were stunning. I just really like colors.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! Looks like she doesn't approve of your weird request! How do you handle the situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858546
Spray bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858546
>molest fluffy tail until she agrees

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858546
Was I asking for her approval?

[Anonymous No.]

My dick can no longer be contained

[Anonymous No.]

Grunts! with Monster Girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858599
Would you like a hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858603
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858599
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TFHYxcpT4A
This is what happens when you don't milk your childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858614
Wait, how did that embed get in there. I didn't put that there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858608
Here you go.
>>14858614
>big sis lap pillow ear licking ASMR
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858620
Suuuuuuure you didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858624
It's not mine, I swear. I'm just holding it for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858638
Hand it over, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858620
>I didn't put that there.
A likely story. I want a demon onee-san to do that for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858638
Then I'm sure you would be able to resist a lap pillow offered by this lonely doting onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858649
She's such a messy eater, geez!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857778
Has anyone ever gotten responses from Loen? I've tried to ask him on pixiv if he's taking anymore commissions, but haven't gotten an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858526
I remember a post saying that KC wants to update all the older art but that he has a lot of other priorities before getting to it

>>14858423
I don't think that there is an official definition, as I view it there is only 2 requirement to be a waifufag
1: Commision art of your waifu (or buy merchandise if she has some e.g miiafag)
2: Be vocal about your waifu

While I admire waifufags for their passion, I think you are better off being discrete about your waifu and spending money on her only if you truly want it, not as a requirement to prove your love

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858649
I certainly wouldn't, especially since her tentacles would also serve as a bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858653
I've seen worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858664
That mayo needs to get back to the egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858664
Monoeyes are pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858503
Headpat a Wendigo and watch her freeze up in confusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858687
Awawa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858546
Oh, this is simple. To get her to understand the request, I put on the collar myself! That way she can see it's harmless and nothing bad will happen when she puts it on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858370
Sorry I won't go with a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, is ganmarei doing character design now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858713
>Monoeye, manyarm
I've beheld the future, and lo it is a frightful sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858713

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858730
Moth-chan, no! Make love, not war!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858730

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858734
I have no idea what's going on anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858734
>>14858736
>no eyes
>one arm
>fuckhuge horns
>a big phantom hand groping her
>cannon cloak
>cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere meido fucking when

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858739

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858614
I was gonna ask how you listen to this shit wit hll the digital artifacts but then I pretended it was succuvirus 'pretending to yo your onee-sama' ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

Well hello there, Daddy-O! I'm Sammy, I'll be your Alp tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858760
Kill all Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858767
I want to lick her legs all over even they're hairy and coarse and get everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858760
... Did you really have to mention you were an alp? You could just have ignored that part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858760
Well, okay... But only if you brought Halo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858777
She's going to sit on your face and you're going to be paralyzed and powerless to stop it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858760
I'm not sure. How do I know you're really an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858786
She just said "daddy-o".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858760
An Alp is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858767
>>14858777
Alp haters will be first on the day of retribution.

>>14858780
>>14858786
You are good people and will be rewarded with cute alp waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858790
That doesn't mean anything! Daddy-o! Daddy-o! Daddy-o! You see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858760
Man, these Alps are getting more powerful and extravagant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858795
I'm going to hit you with a stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858794
I don't hate alps, I just don't think it's a good opener when you're going to rape me.
Can't I get a qt alp to? I'll be nice to her, I promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858795
Watch out! Don't you know saying Daddy-o three times in a row makes you an Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858796
Next thing you know they're going to be wearing high heels, garterbelts and corsets and being the star of cult classic musical films.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858804
And then they get a stroke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858809
Fuck, now I feel like shit again. Good night everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858809
>>14858814
Monster Girls can't get strokes, they're fit as a fiddle. I bet the Alp is just pretending so you'll cry and go close to her body, and she can sneak in a kiss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858734
they kinda look like knock off abyssal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858658

You'd have better luck on Deviant Art

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858649
I want onee-san to slap her fat tentacles on my face!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858505
>you will never experience the pleasure of discarding a Fabled
Why even draw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858841
So you can Rafflesia set five pass ;)

[Anonymous No.]

B-but why, sensei?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are onee-sans so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858917
Because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858917
For science of course! Why did you think I did this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858917

Because I have an ear licking fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858921
Because they're confident even while you're hugging their petite bodies and patting their adorable heads.
Shorter girls can be big sisters too you jerks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858917
did she just stab someone with her ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858955
That's weird, big sisters need to be big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858957
Around elves, watch yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858957

they don't call 'em knife ears for nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858330
I'm... working on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858962
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858955
Give that poor girl some wonderland cake to make her older and taller, and some Hathor milk to fill her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858988
Not all girls need to be tall and busty you know. Having only one body type in the world is madness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858992
Fine then, she gets a few more glasses of Hathor milk to differentiate her body type even more. Happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858997
But now she's so wide she's fat! Why must you ruin everything anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858988
HARAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859000
At least she's a big tall soft cuddly onee-san now! And I have the greatest lap pillow out there to boot!

Big fat soft thighs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859006
I'm going to sneak a sabbath potion into the punch at your next party, won't be so fun then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859009
Jokes on you, she's a NEET! We don't have parties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859011
Curses, foiled again! I'll get you next time anon, neeeeext tiiiiime!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859019
This is why it's an every otouto's best interest to make their oneesan a chubby neet. That way he can keep her all to themself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859019
Back again so soon my sweet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859046
>fat smelly neets
I don't see the appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859059
Soft, cuddly, and still smell better than a certain centipede that will not be named here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859068
>a certain centipede
She took a bath, she got better. Please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859070
hI aLp!

[Anonymous No.]

I will breed ALL Echidnas!

Then we will have double Echidnas, and maybe some other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859135
>I will breed ALL Echidnas!
Not if I do it first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859135
It's more likely that you will have double of other girls and maybe some other Echidnas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859070

No she didn't take a bath.

She took a shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859140
Nuh-uh I'm faster, you can have her hot medusa sister, she'll rock you I swear.
>>14859142
It's mamono magic, I will get double the echidnas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859153
>Nuh-uh I'm faster
Oh-yeah? Well I'm twice as fast as you, and I'll prove it!

>she'll rock you I swear.
Damn it Carlos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14851198
>Lilim

Easy modo, with her magic we could quite simply abscond to a pocket dimension or some remote place and build whatever massive castle she needs. Even in case she doesn't want to, there's nothing that's a threat to her here, so that's a non issue.

I guess explaining to my parents why a demon lord with the body of goddess next to me might be hard, but they wouldn't object at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859161
Alright I'll get 75% of the Echidnas, I'll give you the other 25%, the aforementioned Medusa and just for you, a discount card for a good alchemist so you can do some kinky shit, last offer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859135
>>14859140
https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?t=54s

Don't forget your POWER THRIST

400 BABIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859198
Holy shit, we must have a CC memecat here because that is an old one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859181
75-25? Please, is that the best you could do? at least give me a 60-40. You know, I'll seatle for 65-35 + Medusa. How dose that sound? I'll even let you pick first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859181
>>14859213
You guys can do that, I'll go take all the cyclopeses.

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't enough spooky art of Lilims, Demons, Krampus, and all the other, darker MGs. I get they're monsterGIRLS now but they should retain some of the scary aspects of their origin.

Fearboners are the best boners after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859232
You go do that, looks like some of them are getting lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859213
Whatever little tanuki apprentice, I call exclusivity dibs on black or blue scaled ones, unless it's one of those weirdass perpetually changing color like the legends.

>>14859232
>Cyclops
That's unprofitable to breed, as in love profit, all yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859243
That I will.
those monoeyes are getting a husband now.

>>14859244
They seem quite loving and clingy once you get them.
All of them shall be mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859244
Deal.
See? We all got what we wanted now.

>>14859266
Good luck with that then anon, remember to give them plenty of head pats.

[Anonymous No.]

Reading through KC's patreon thing, and found an interesting tidbit in the Flow kelp page

>When I created her [Flow Kelp], I didn’t have a role among the sea monster girls chosen for her, but now, with an unreleased knight type Shrimp Girl and the Sea Bishop being a monk/cleric type, I think she fills the magician type role well.

Shrimp Girl coming soon, get hyped

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859282
Of course they will!
The muscled ones will get plenty of weights and time to lift with and the chubby ones will get plenty of snacks to snack upon!
Massive forges will be setup for them to work when they're bored/need to make money and all of them will be impregnated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859290
>shrimp Girl
I await with anticipation

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859290
I want to see a flow kelp wearing a stereo typical magicians cap now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859290
>tfw shellfish allergy

Suffering

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy Sheep is starting to pack on some pudge, and any attempt to have her work it off is met with her falling asleep after warm ups.
How do you fix this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859145
I'm pretty sure she took a bath. I would know, I wrote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859383
Get a Raiju or Thunderbird physiotherapist to use electric stimulus on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859300
So is Flow Kelp a hydromancer or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857728
I want a lizardgirl with large breasts who always complains about how they get in her way when she's training or working out. Then I want to make them even bigger by secretly slipping some holst milk into her food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859383
Electric shears, and manticore venom energy drinks. It's time for a few sex marathons.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo I'mma give you Darksign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859417
Can't we just share hearts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859417
But... why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859437
So you can be together forever I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859417
Only if you give me enough titanite to +10 my broken sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859440
But what about when he inevitably loses his sanity and goes hollow?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl adventuring~

In a world where humanity never progrressed past the Classical Age;

You've reached your 18th birthday, you decide to set out into the world with two of your childhood friends.


http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

Roll the dice twice! What'd ya get? How would you fare on your own with the two? Would they work together well? How much actual adventuring would you get done?

[Anonymous No.]

What would be considered hard mode adventuring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461

>Hobgoblin and Kakuen

They'd probably get along well I think. Probably not get much adventuring would get done but it'd be fun regardless I'm sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859463

Assume the outside world is entirely hostile. Foraging is a must. Murder-hobo'ing your away across the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859463
Not killing anything. Not fucking anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461
>Honeybee and Dark Valkyrie
Well, this is an odd pair. But judging from their dispositions, I'd soon have excellent combat training and an army of daughterus with equally good combat skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461
Yes, my two good friends prisoner fruit and prisoner fruit. We all get along great, but I'm always the one who has to carry the team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461
>Nightmare and Sea bishop
I like this combo and think I'll do well with them. I can be the tank, the Nightmare can be the spell sword, and the sea Bishop can be the mage of our group. We'd could get quite some adventuring done, so longs i doesn't require us to go to the desert we'll be fine. It would also be cute to see a Sea Bishop ride on a nightmare as we travel the land, and it would cute to see their reactions to me cuddling them at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461
>Dark Slime and Alice
Welp, It was good while it lasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859456
She'll be there to rekindle the love in his heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857542
Damn, she's she's hitting all the right marks for me.
>Tomboy
>Delicious brown skin
>Nice ass
>Nice thighs
>Large rack

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461
>Merrow
>Mad Hatter
Well I guess we'll sail around wearing nifty pirate-hats and singing shanties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859463
Hard: heading strait to wherever the DL is
very hard: fighting A high class monster with a wooden sword or something else shit.
Extreme: taking on lilim without any training
Dante must die: taking on a lilim with a all female squad you naive idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859529
You left out European Extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461

>Elf and Gazer

An adventure filled to the brim with one-upsmanship and arguments.

With a chance of culminating in the Gazer getting upset and turning the Elf into a cuckquean while she forces you to ravish her and profess your love for giant eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859383
I let her nap.
It's just a few pounds, she'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461
>Goblin and Red Oni
Well, we can get quite a bit of adventuring done and my roll is going to be keeping these two out of trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461
>wurm and kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859534
you make it, cant think of one for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859553
What about Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461
>Dark Valkyrie
>Hellhound
Oh, boy.
Well on the bigth side I won't have to worry about anyting hurting me.
On the bad side... well I'm getting raped everynight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859553

Two yandere monster girls. Being caught by one monster girl while having sex with the other is a GAME OVER>

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859506
That's... kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859574
Of course it is. True Love is always adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859595
But what happens if I "die" for whatever reason and start losing my humanity? Can her love prevent that? And if not, what will she do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859608
She will harvest great souls to restore your humanity. It just so happens she knows someone with an unlimited supply who is also easily intimidated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461
>Cheshire
>Raiju

It's gonna be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder if the boogeyman is gone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859640
I dunno. Do you have any Monster Girls in space?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461

Wight and Lamia. This is a much better outcome than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859640
Pat the demon! Do it now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859640
Did you make sure to check under the bed? In the closet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859650
I'll pat the demon then filler her with semen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859650
Commencing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14854500
>>14856400

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859656
I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859656
She's getting headpats and she's getting them now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859656
Neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859650
>>14859655

everytime you get a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859664
More! Headpat her more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859463
Giving up your virginity. Everyone knows being a virgin in MGW is like being a kryptonian on Earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859656
You're fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859542
But her tummy might get as fluffy as her wool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859664
>>14859655

Why does the demon have ghost horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859656
Too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859677
Just makes her more cuddly in bed.
She'll be fine, a nice, snugly sheep girl to find in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859680
>cute
Anon, she's a non-lethal-takedown-machine.

[Anonymous No.]

"In Monster Girl City, they produce more Mamono Mana than alcohol, as the former is the more intoxicating."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859691
Cute! She's getting hugged for being cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859383
She just needs her energy. I'll make her some yummy snacks to enjoy. Oh, and help her sleep, she needs her rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859693
>produce more Mamono Mana
>produce Mamono Mana
Do... do I want to know how...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859695
>Co-worker Anon starts hugging mantis Jensen
>"I didn't ask for this.." is what she says, while her mind says "But I'm sure enjoying it."
>There's a blush on her face and a small smile on her lips, although the realization of this causes her eye-shades to trigger in embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859652
i had to do it im sorry

>>14859679
its more of a projection rather than physical horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859417
Waifu Souls 3 is going to kill these threads, huh?
I remember when Waifu Souls 2 came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859707
Avatarfagging is a bannable offense you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859707
>no spehhs girls
You sure do like to waste your talents.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the mecha ushi pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859713
yea i know..

>>14859715
what is it with you and space girls
and what would be the best mg in space

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859722
>what is it with you and space girls
I've been reading a lot of sci-fi recently.
>what would be the best mg in space
I want to see a Kakuen monkeying it up in zero-G, or a Slime floating without any constraints to her shape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859720

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859720
>>14859729
What are you plotting?

[Anonymous No.]

Come on mister, let me out of the circle and I'll show you something good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859743
How about I show YOU something good? *unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859707
Quick, get Haohi to kick it back further under the bed. That'll keep you safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859743
Maybe if she got rid of that stupid side-tail first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859743
No thanks ma'am I've got to get to my new job at the Holst farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859743
Sure thing, this couldn't possible go wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859759
Really?
I work there too!

They stuck me in the daycare

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859764
I'm on "Forewoman relief" whatever that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859772
Ah, you'll be seeing a lot of the single holsts then when their work is done....and I may end up babysitting your kids should one of them get 'lucky' after a meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859743
>I'll show you something good!
Oh? And what's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859783
She can do a handstand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859786
>Succubus does a handstand in the circle
>Turns out that she's not an evil soul sucker and just a genki, airhead

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859743
Its a trick, she wants you to take her place in the circle so she can go free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859786
That's amasing! Of coures I will let you out now, you just have to show me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859786
Oh no! Handstanding is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859753

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859798
>still no space
You're the worst. I remember a time when my wishes came true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859774
I can't believe I'm getting paid for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859806
Not many do.
Heck, all I have to do is keep the little holsts in line and prevent them from causing trouble, along with maybe a few small educational classes to keep them thinking.

I just hope you read the part where it says that someone getting pregnant from you is going to result in marriage.

Mine had the same thing but I'm dealing with innocent cow kids so I don't have to worry about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859798
This is adorable and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859812
>Now then class, what is good for bones?
>MILK!
>CHEESE!
>YOGURT!
>COOKIE!
Adorable little calf-class, with their spots and hooves and scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859798
I bet that masochist likes that, what a pervert

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cute elf! With freckles, long eyelashes, green eyes, dark skin, and a tight bod! Please!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Mosura, ya, Mosura~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859817
>Scales

One of these cows is not like the others, one of these cows just is getting an extra headpat

But yeah, it would be basic stuff like math, ABCs, a couple basic science things, and then a bunch of play time, nap time, movie time, and story time.


I wouldn't even do anything to them, I'd just love working with a bunch of peppy holst lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859786
>>14859788
Also some shark stuff from previous thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859823
>With freckles, long eyelashes, green eyes, dark skin, and a tight bod
Your taste is incredibly good, we're friends now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859644
>Monster Girls in space

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859837
Hot diggity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859837
That's lovely.

Thank you Sketch-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859837
Groovy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859656
>Madam M. Jensen
She's... beautiful. But when- how-
Why, O, why did I have to see this late?
Anon, I feel as though I should know (already), but... Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858227
If you think that shit's strange try reading Piers Anthony's Ghost/The Ghost Galaxies. The main characters literally get deconstructed on an atomic level by a black hole and become able to re-create their bodies as they see fit, literally becoming the embodiment of mind over matter. We're talking shit within the boundaries of being able to alter the make up of your own body so long as it's the same gender because while your body may be "Ghost" material, your soul is still X or Y or Pythagorean's Theorem, meaning you can't fasten a vagina out of a male or a penis on a woman.

But you can choose your youth, to add stuff like butterfly wings, whatever the fuck. It also doesn't help that they were traveling through time for the book so they ended up altering Earth's fossil records with their shenanigans

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461
>Alp
>Elf

Don't really know how this one is going to turn out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859877
You already lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859656
>Augmented Mantis blankly staring at mirror
'Husband... how does...'
>Her lips downturn ever so slightly
'I never asked for this.'
>Sunglasses swish-click into place
'Husband pose...'
>Arm blades come out, does a very JoJo's pose with them potruding
'Hero of... Justice.'
>Here's a soft laugh coming from behind her
>Antennae twitch
>Jensen's standing right there, video recording her every move and uploading it to the main network
>She goes uncharacteristically beet red for the first time in her life out of embarassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461
>The demon army and some merrow
I'm not sure how exactly the entire demon army is my childhood friend, but I'm pretty sure I've got this one in the bag. I'm also pretty sure that the wiki should reclassify their articles. Last time, I got the Fallen Brides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859840
>Xenomorph MG
I'm left wanting for a story involving one, monster by technicality or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859927
Maybe you grew with a regiment of child soldiers, and Merrow was your first friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858490

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859982
It's got a rich and creamy center!

[Anonymous No.]

DOUBLE MOUTH PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859998
So Xenomorphs?

http://i.imgur.com/Ss0yzUp.gif

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ask a wise Hakutaku how the fuck is Stan Lee still alive I mean seroiusly he's like what, 110 or something? How is he still alive at all, and get to be in great shape and in everything I mean how is that possible. Oh, and Sakurai, look at that man's pictures. He ages backwards, he's like 50 something and looks like a college student, what the fuck man. This is such bullshit, how is this shit possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860016
Stan Lee is a mutant, that's why. Loved his recent cameo in Deadpool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859998
Is a Predalien fine too...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860016
Because Stan Lee is a man I will weep for once he passes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860016
>and get to be in great shape
He's very frail and can not walk on his own without great struggle. He requires a walker to stand and needs someone to assist him when traversing stairs.
Along with that, he's almost legally blind and during signing events, he has an attendant stand next to him so that they can take his hand and place it on whatever he's singing since he can't see anything for than a few inches in front of his face.

He's dieing anon and his time will come soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860028
Well he had a good run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860016
Araki's the scary one, guy has a real life version of the stone mask.

Bastard should do the world a favour and make a few vampire girls though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860023
So long as she doesn't do /d/egenerate shit like impregnating my urethra sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860023
I want to be childhood friends with a Predalien and a Xenomorph who constantly compete with each other for my affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>W-what do you mean you want to "enkindle" me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860051
It means I'm going to put my abyss in your catacombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860051
Well you see, when a mommy half-breed and a daddy beefjerky love each other very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860051
i want to stick my crystal halberd into your gaping dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860046
>Childhood friends
>Xenomorphs
Anon, their first priority is to propogate and evolve. Next thing you know they have tailpussies inside tailpussies

[Anonymous No.]

https://picarto.tv/less

Big Thick Wock Hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860078
>.less
I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860078
Well I'm all for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW Xenomorph pharyngeal jaw blowjobs must feel like putting your dick in a fleshy, iron spring that contracts and shoots out, gripping your cock like a vise

[Anonymous No.]

Alright /hbg/ listen up! In just ten more months we'll be converging with the human world! Be prepared!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859857
>Who are you?
If the wonky sketch is anything to go by, it's Sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860016
He devours the essence of other comic book men to live forever. You can see him feeding off Frank Miller right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860150
Does Hirohiko Araki do that to Togashi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860150
Well, Frank Miller is kind of overrated to begin without outside of The Dark Knight Returns and Sin City.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860133
Why are you loading conventional rounds?

Wouldn't tranqs be more useful for non-lethal actions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860139
I was all but certain of that, especially after seeing their latest Shenti artwork yesterday. A quick trip to their tumblr artblog confirms it. Thanks for the second opinion, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860161
Those are bullets loaded with Fairy Dust rather than gunpowder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860152
It's easier for manga people to get away with it because there's so many of them.

>>14860155
>implying he's not working his way down from the top
Poor Jack Kirby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860161
Because that's a holdout pistol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860133
>/hbg/
Worst thread meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860178
Sorrysorrysorry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860178
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860178
Not in a universe where serial sniffer, alp-posting, milkman and other such trash is a thread meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860168
That just makes them more deadly!

Sure, the initial impact won't kill, but the side-effects include hallucinations of little tiny "Cherubs." Everywhere. Including under the skin. There's a reason the stuff was banned!

>>14860177
A) that's a big-ass holdout pistol, and B), that's a rifle on her back. Somehow I doubt that sort of heavy-duty stock is needed for anything that just launches tranqs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860185
>milkman
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860186
Gotta keep bitches and whores away from the husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860185
Stinkypede, pelvis smashing and retard Wurm are also dumb.

/hbg/ can be pretty funny at times as long as it's not roleplaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860206
>retard Wurm
That's canon. Fuck the other two though, especially the alp-forced one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860218
>alp-forced one
Reminder that Alp didn't make that meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860185
Well, how can I deny my primal urges when a Manticore keeps her mane full of mofu and feminine musk? Gotta sniff the mane, gonna sniff the mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860187
A shitposter from a bygone era. How about that Kobold faggot? He's pretty close to the same tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860226
You annoy me more than any of the people you've mentioned though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860230
>making it personal
Touched a nerve huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860218
>That's canon
No, single mindedness and being easy to trick is canon. Acting like a 12 year old with downs and is thread canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860234
How was this ever anything but personal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860133
>ten more months we'll be converging with the human world!
And how are we going to do that? How is that even posible?

[Anonymous No.]

Fairy Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860239
If you're not one of the people mentioned, it's totally impersonal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860245
Okay, NOW it's personal. Draw, pilgrim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860244
Dark Fairy Dragons based off of moths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860235
Please dude. Don't start with the simple doesn't mean simple argument. We get it, you're headcanon is not that. Doesn't change what the words mean. That being said, retarded doesn't mean vegetable or drooling idiot either.
>That guy that wrote about a wurm being to stupid to breathe once

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860252
Has magitek gone too far? Leading Liches say "no".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860252
I want to be comforted by a Moth Shrine Priestess after having a break up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860249
Go ahead. Skin that smoke wagon. See what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860249
Not him, but I wouldn't mind setting the stage...

Will delete in due course

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860133
I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860235
This. The thread doesn't seem to get that being single minded doesn't mean they're literally retarded.
Stupid, yes. But not actually retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860256
>date a moth
>she can't wait to show you her extensive lightbulb collection
>incandescent, sodium, fluorescent, everything going back to twin prong edison bulbs
>she can spot the type, emitter/filament of anything at fifty yards
>likes to go on walks at night just to bulb watch and drags you along

How wet would her panties get if you got her some classic high mercury neon as a present?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860274
Dry as bone. Because they dropped that quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860256
>"Mothraaaaya, Mothraaaaa
dougan kasakuyan indou muu
rusuto wiraado a
hamuba hamubaamuya
randa banunradan tounju kanraa..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860101
>she sneezes
gg no re

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860255
True that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860101
Those are depraved thoughts, even for a monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858385
Why do you want the inferior Eros servant as opposed to a dandere big sister Angel with multiple comfy wings to give you wing hugs with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860226
>Implying I ever left

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860292
I don't know why Cupid gets me so hot and bothered, but fuck if I don't want to take her on nice dates.

[Anonymous No.]

>2017 rolls around
>Archnophobia Anon out on the streets
>Tiny Jumping Spider Pussy jumps on him

I can almost hear it reverberating through time, the terrified screeching, the GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF, and hysterical crying of a man.

It's a good feeling to know someone will comically be suffering.

Good thing I live on land where the sharks can't get me so I'll never have this problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860259
It was just a brain fart. You're not allowed to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860253
>Defending retard Wurms
They're meant to be intimidating rape trains that are the Dragon equivalent to an Ushi-Oni, it's not even about my personal thread canon here.
>However, their intelligence is extremely low, their thoughts are simple, and basically all they think about is mating with human males.
The same
As in they're basically animals that act off instinct. Eat, rape, sleep and repeat. They lack the intelligence to do complicated things or do anything that requires skill outside of the basics, that doesn't mean they're autistic lamias with a never ending hunger for ice cream or anything.

Yes it says simple but context still exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860292
>Delicious brown
>Fluffy wings
>Overall cute as fuck
Cupids are amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860298
Men like a women in uniform, and she's a pink beret trained in archery and lewd grappling. Trained to be the perfect loving machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860315
>The same
The same as devil bugs, backspaced on too many times there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860292
I want the MGQ versions though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860308
Then he'll learn to love spiderpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860308
tiny jumping spiders are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860259
>commission to have an MG modded into a game
You madman. Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860333
Intense, spider love therapy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860318
>trained to be the perfect loving machine
Oh... she's trained alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860308
Oh man, it would be too funny of a scene to actually help him.
Especially if the spider is just playing with his hair like your pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860333
>>14860337
Oh no, no he won't.

Archnophobe anon can't deal with that shit.

He'll be that one "husband" who is spun up in web like a straitjacket for the majority of his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860350
Why is King Crimson there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860317
For me it's more of the reserved personality, yet is extremely affectionate with you behind closed doors.

Also what she is wearing

Thigh-High Boots (AKA Fuck me Boots) = Diamond Boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860308
I have the same problem with dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860359
>Thigh-High Boots (AKA Fuck me Boots) = Diamond Boner
100% agree. Sexy as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860357
IIRC, people found Cupid's powers to be as confusing as KIng Crimson's powers.

>>14860356
No, he'll get cuddled and kissed and forcibly loved until he gets over his silly fear of Arachnes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858212
Beastiality thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860320
>>14860315

Most devil bugs aren't even capable of speech. That's super fucking retard ville. But what you're saying is wurms are more like a dumb animal than a dumb person. All instinct, little actual thought.

It actually means they're dumber than the people using them like dragons with the minds of children portray them as.

That's funny to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860361
Same here. I love walking in the local woodlands but the amount of people who let their dogs run free there can make it bullshit.
Luckily weekdays are generally dog-free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860139
Caught me red-handed.

still stuck using thick sketchy lines to cover up mistakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860368
>Gets over his silly fear of Arachnes

No you don't understand.

He'll never get over that fear.

>>14860350
I know there's a /k/ommando in here, tell me what's wrong with this image for a prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860356
This. To put this in terms you guys will understand, imagine that one thing you'll nope at harder than anything then stick half a woman on top of it.
It's getting stabbed. I'd rather go for a nice monstergirl instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860376
>tell me what's wrong with this image for a prize.
She's aiming with the wrong eye. I'm not a /k/ommando but I've been around more bows and guns than most of those range monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860383
Also the bow is on the outside of her leg, but I think that's an art error.

And she's holding the arrow wrong. Should be knocked between the index and middle finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860368
>IIRC, people found Cupid's powers to be as confusing as KIng Crimson's powers.

It's mostly her ability to take love away.
When the fuck would she use a black arrow when the gold ones are functional for everything? Too haughty/disinterested in love? Sure, I'll use the arrow that takes away love from you instead of the one that'll overwhelm you with it.

Black arrows probably collect dust while they can't produce the gold ones fast enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to keep up with your hygiene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860376
But they're nice girls that want to teach a broken man to love

>>14860381
I hate spiders and insects, but Arachnes and Oomukades are great, and most of the other bug types are good as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860398
Well you certainly shouldn't let a horse in your bathroom if hygiene's your aim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860290

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860383
>>14860392
Isn't the arrow on the wrong side of the bow?

Like it's setup as a left handed bow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860368
>There are people who don't understand how King Crimson works

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860398
I really did love these shorts that showed them doing everyday things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860400
>I hate spiders and insects, but Arachnes and Oomukades are great, and most of the other bug types are good as well.
Due to never actually meeting an arachne, I can't say if I'd go on a screaming, terrified murder spree against them or if I'd feel more comfortable because I could reason with it.

But I sure as fuck would prefer a cuddlier type like a Werewolf. I also like undeads a lot, so those would also take priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860405
>>14860405
Isn't it basically the same concept of that Futurama episode from the victim's perspective?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860404
Yeah, that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860383
>>14860392
Here's your prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860274
Hey kitsoviet next chapter of Small Town fucking when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860405
To be fair, the manga was pretty vague on what it could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860421
Oppai bento, the breakfast of kings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860424
But I'm not him. I'm a different writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860432
Oh my bad. The lightbulb thing made me think of the lightbulb fetishist from his story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860402
It's a clean horse. Surely no worse than allowing an elf, monoeye, dragon, slavic dog-bird, or eldtrich horror into your bathroom, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860402
That logic applies to the entire cast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860456
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

I really don't know why it didn't occur to me before, especially after that 'riddle-me-this' session with the Sphinx a few threads ago... but the MGE version not having wings... I really hope that they do if their art is updated.

Just imagine hearing a powerful flap of wings and in the next moment be greeted by the sight of a slick, witty Sphinx holding herself aloft, all the while declaring her riddle and finally descending like an angel, humbled but impressed by you having solved her riddle. Alternatively... diving down to perch herself atop your pole if you were the one to smugly challenge her riddling abilities, but lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860425
King Crimson deletes time. That's literally all it does. Diavolo can move around in said time when you're super-imposed on it like a film cel but he skips the time between him attacking you. It's a far funnier way of manipulating time, at least imo, than THE WORLD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860370
Where the kitsune got knotted by the wolf. Couldn't have been that long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860464
Adding a set of wings to their base design wouldn't be difficult at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860467
So I read, but I didn't feel good about answering like I suddenly knew it all from a quick trip to the wiki. I'm the one who posted the Cupid 'n' King art. One of these days I'll start Jojo. One of these days... and I am afraid. It's a train I won't be able to get off of until it's gone all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860495
>Read it from the wiki
There's also visual cues in the manga to what happened since he's clearly not stopping time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860490
Precisely! Heck, I wouldn't even mind the centauroid version as a rework. Now then, might I know who drew this, Anon...?

Also it brings an interesting topic to mind, seeing a sketched Sphinx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860396
>Black arrows probably collect dust while they can't produce the gold ones fast enough.
The black arrows are for those who take love for granted. You can't overwhelm them with it because they won't appreciate it until you take it away from them.

>You'll never steal a cupid's bow and quiver
>You'll never trap a man in a pitfall with nothing but a mirror and shoot him with gold and black arrows alternatively just to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860502
I think the tauric version looks like shit desu,
>Now then, might I know who drew this, Anon...?
You seriously don't recognize that style?

[Anonymous No.]

So what Monster Girl has the most art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860516
Succubus, I'd reckon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860511
No desu
The eyes are calling out to me, but the name is staying on the tip of my tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860516
For individual species? Hellhound, Manticore or Cheshire, Overall, maybe succubus or elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860489
>Where the kitsune got knotted by the wolf
This never happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860522
Or elf? If not going by exclusively MGE stuff. Most japanese youkai, I'd bet. The west wasn't nearly interested in qt demon bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860544
It did though, and the wounds will never heal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860544
It absolutely did, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860544
>This never happened
I both read and fapped to it, anon. Don't tell me it didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860551
>>14860564
Yeah, and what proof do you have? I can make up baseless accusations too. Richter Bromont once posted nudes of his IRL harpy and refused to tell us where he got it from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860571
http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=for-kitsch
Checkmate, atheist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860571
I like how you're so confidant and so fucking wrong at the same time. Reminds me of the old Bob dindu nuffin posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860575
Thanks, I couldn't find out which one it was on my own.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry my old mean fat boss snake!

[Anonymous No.]

Which Werecat type has the best ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860597
Cheshire's
Followed by Nekobutt and Sphinxbutt
Catbutt best butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860597
Cheshire imo

It's the ass that just keeps giving. Even when you don't want it.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone please take me on a trip to brown town. Elves, anubi, centaurs, monoeyes, khepri, even alps, I don't care. I just need some brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860575
Poor Kitsch. If she wasn't such a slut I'd feel sorry for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860595
Do snakes like bellyrubs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860609
But what about the white girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14858140

Still, art improvement is nice to see over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860383
Not necessarily. I don't know about bows, but with guns you should ideally be shooting with both eyes open, and since her hair is covering one of her eyes we can't actually tell if this is the case or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860615
Of course, along with raspberries and rubbing your dick and cumming on her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860621
second string. In 2D, brown is always better than non-brown, with rare exceptions for super-pale girls, in which case they rank alongside brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860626
So you want all of them to become spinsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860633
you can have them, I guess. Generating some more CCs in the process wouldn't hurt though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859290
>Shrimp Girl coming soon, get hyped
>Not Shark Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860571
>Richter Bromont once posted nudes of his IRL harpy and refused to tell us where he got it from.
That fucking asshole. I want a harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860609
How do all the brown girls rank?

What are the top 5 brown girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860609
Will this do?
http://exhentai.org/g/891979/cc1cf0e37a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860638
They'll just become bitter virgins and complain about how nobody wants white girls anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860648
Anon, he's lying. We all know that Bromont in fact has an IRL slimegirl, not a harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860646
>coming soon
That was posted nearly two weeks ago so you'll be disappointed if you expect anything soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860660
>slimegirl
Why must you spread deceit? It was clearly a werecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860668
It was a Lizardwoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860672
so he had a jew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860609
>Here's a Salamander to start and...
http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#20 - Gandharva
http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#11 - Jinko
http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#9 - Dragon
http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#7 - Raiju
http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#6 - Vamp Mosquito
http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#5 - Ryuu
http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#3 - Apophis
http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#2 - Wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860668
>Implying his slimegirl can't morph into all of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860613
That's literally the only Kitsch story I remember off the top of my head partly because of how much it made me want to skin Aftyn alive and then tuck my dick in between my legs with the harvested man-meat so I could dance to Goodbye Horses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860624
Both eyes open is a meme for the most part. Eye along the sight is more accurate for careful aiming. Both eyes and not exactly using the sight is when you've used a weapon for a very long time and have it down to basically muscle memory and are taking a quick shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860698
I think there's like 3 more and she's a cheeky cockhound in those too.

Also what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860699
it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860731
Wrong Buffalo Bill there, cowboy.

[Anonymous No.]

So a Lich walks into an arts 'n' crafts emporium. The Leanan Sidhe asks, "Lichie, what'll it be today?" The Lich replies, "Oh, the same as usual, Cindy. Thank you."

Yes, she can alchemy 'em up or magically engrave unbreakable stone tablets, but there's nothing quite like seeing the genius flowing from person to paper through a pen. Anyway - it would have been business as usual... if she hadn't enchant her pixie pal's products.

Now Cindy is seriously stressing out over the phenomenon that's being met with mixed reactions by her customers: their writing utensils are bringing dubious doodle doubles of them to life!

What will Lichie observe during her experiment...?
Does the accuracy of the doodle doubles depend on the original's artistic ability?
Do they take on the more "colourful" parts of the original and attempt to flaunt them?
Perhaps the more "mute tones" to the often bright and cheerful?
Are Ghosts able to draw up a body for themselves to inhabit?
Do Shirohebi and their doubles go wild with jealousy over each other?
Will Lichie bring this madness to an end?!

Meahoy, memoyay? MeyoyYOY, ladyonmamoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860747
Buckle up boyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860747
What are you smoking, and was there a seizure warning on the packet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860725
>Cheeky cockhound
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860762
it means she loves taking dick from anywhere she can get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860764
But does she at least get knocked up? There's no better way to dispel cheekiness than getting pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860699
>Meme
It helps prevent eye strain and aids your situational awareness by increasing your field of view. Hardly meme status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860762
She has a personality that says
>Fuck me and spank me until I can't see straight
and then someone does.

>>14860769
The dire wolf knocked her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860773
So, where can we find these other stories then?

[Anonymous No.]

Master...What are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860781
Making sushi for lunch and playing boatsluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860777
I only read them once. Not sure what became of the linx.

[Anonymous No.]

streaming again felt pretty nice
http://puu sh/nrqeh/0f566f4721.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860698
What monster girl are you trying to attract with that edge? A razor golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860777
I know Bolly-boy wrote one and Moose did as well. Dunno where the links are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860781
wasting my life posting on an obscure website about a niche fetish in an attempt to satiate my crippling depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860781
None of your damn business! Go clean something!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860795

You too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860781
Dota with no pants on, thinken bout nee-sans.
And you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860781
Drinking soda and playing games? You know, the this I mostly do late at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860787
>Naked girls only
You heard the sign Jabberwock, get those clothes off right this instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860781
More like who am I doing, you judgmental little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860725
Poor kit. He has a slutty writersona just because .less demands payments from other writers in the form of shitty OC. He in no way made or endorsed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860781
Fantasizing about being dominated by a shortstack Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG's would be good for playing paintball/airsoft with. Would Lizardmen go full try hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860781
>preparing the bunny outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860819
Oh please he's just tsundere as fuck about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860787
>>14860813
Lewd alt version when?

I want to help a Jabberwock put sunscreen on her back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860787
>gold wock tooth
G- goodness. All that dental care. Hopefully the problem was caught before it became an ache. Although it's probably just cosmetic because of a Wock's mana... something about those hearts... if I recall correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860791
Sure why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860781
Nursing another bad migraine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860772
>aids your situational awareness by increasing your field of view
>helps prevent eye strain
That's irrelevant for hunting and marksmanship and makes you less accurate. Only possible application is soldiering.

So yeah, meme for the paramilitary tryhards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860839
She has a lot of well paying jobs and ventures, like her human boy brothel >>14850965. She can afford it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860848
Rest easy, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860781
Throwing moth-powder, manti venom, girti venom and raging mushrooms into a blender and ordering up the bustiest Bimbojourou call-girl I can find on the internet.

You might wanna get the hazmat suit ready, it's gonna be another one of -those- nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14850965
Kimono's huh? It's going to be a long and luxurious night, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860859
>Situational awareness
>Irrelevant for hunting
Anon, it may not be useful for regular plinking but it's beneficial when you're hunting. I also fail to see how preventing eye strain is only applicable to soldiering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860884
>Walking around with one eye closed the entire time you're hunting
>Not closing one eye in the split second to a couple seconds max when you aim
>Getting eye strain from having one eye closed for a few seconds

You obviously didn't think your reply through, like at all. You get more eye strain from sitting at your computer posting on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860883
Are those Abyssals?
>tfw no Abyssal harem conquering the seas in my name

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860892
Now you conveniently ignore target shooters who are spending more than "a few seconds" looking through their sights. Also beginners take longer to acquire a proper sight picture and thus also take longer, they're also more likely to tunnel vision when shooting/hunting.

It's just a good habit to get in to when you're shooting, stop being such a fudd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860781
Dividing by zero the fucks i give you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860901
>Abyssals
Yes

>conquering the seas in my name
Well, if you'd like...

Simple, but sublime http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/9478
Things get a wee bit seady http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/10476
Peace, love and badass http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=8&tags=minarai

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860931
>range monkeys
>important
also
>teaching beginners bad habits that cripple their accuracy instead of just having them practice naturally until they get good
Come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860901
>Conquering the seas
Only plebs aim for sea domination, aim for fertile lands instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860970
>Confirmed for fudd
I'm going to stop replying now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860993
>Confirmed for landless nanny club range monkey
How does it feel to know you're the ricers of gun owners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860972
>>14860972
>He doesn't want to conquer the seas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860781
Preparing milk rations for my favorite meido of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860621
No whites allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>There's a mermaid watching you.jpg

Fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861003
Spooky night diving in search of aquatic waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861030
...Were and how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861030
https://youtu.be/hqJKZVnNLT0

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861033
>Spooky night diving for aquatic waifus
>Going into the abyssal zone
>So deep not even the rays of the moon or sun can penetrate the darkness
>You're in your submersible when you see it
>A long slab of pale, white flesh with puckered suckers
>Your instruments beep at you
>More tentacles join the first
>Then you see her, a woman who's pale body contrasts with the absolute blackness
>Maybe she's blind like the rest of the abyssal zone fish
>She grins, noting the fog on your porthole
>Takes one black gloved finger and writes
>Her words are backwards, but you can clearly read the message
'I. SEE. YOU.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861054
How is there fog on the outside of the porthole...? You know, the submerged-in-water-bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861054
>write back the words "HELLO, BEAUTIFUL"
>watch grin go flustered

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861063
Just let me have my fantasy, Anon. I didn't want to have her use mucus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861054
Boner yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd love to go diving into the abyssal depths with the light and protection of a sea slime girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861069
What about ink?

[Anonymous No.]

warosu's back if anyone cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861099
where did he go?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to not let your son play with sticks like they are swords.
It might attract the attention of young lizard girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861099
Nice. Looks like they didn't lose any older archived stuff, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861099
About time, was scary having no working archive.

All those poor threads lost to the void though, the last one archived was back in early January.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861099
I was hurt, b4k has my love now. Even if it is a bit of a mess. It's trying its best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861106
They'll just be sparing not actually duling, so it's fine... I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861112
It doesn't even save images. I mean, Warosu is still awful, but at least it has that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861082
>abyssal depths
What if you run into some creepy monster girls who have never seen a man before?
What if you meet Cthulhu-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861088
Whatever floats your boat Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861128
TRYING
ITS
BEST
This is an archive bully free zone!

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening Master. Please remember that you live for yourself and not your job. So don't let that work get to you and get some well deserved rest when you need it!


People out there care for you Master, and If not now, somoene will in the future. Don't take that away from them Master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861147
Don't say appealing lies to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861129
Then the sea slime will protect me with her stingers, while hiding me inside her bell.
In the case of Cthulhu-chan, I suppose we can turn the lights off and try to stay hidden while swimming away.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be a Druid who falls in love with an elven ranger in your party

I WANT A THICKLY ACCENTED TSUNDERE ELF WITHOUT A FIRM HANDLE ON THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TO TEASE AND BULLY BEFORE EVENTUALLY MARRYING AND IMPREGNATE!!!

>"No more yanking of my c-chain! No, no more chains should be y-yanked! No teasing: Understand of me?! Be serious, yes? No more time of joke? Leave me to do as I need okay? No longer of tugging on my ears or of patting my head! You be of now treat me of e-equal!"

She comes into your tent on a frigid night

>"A cold is bothering me, maybe we share bag of sleeping? N-No funny business, surely nothing is meant by my request, u-understood?! No touching or play of dangerous hand? Pardon intrusion, please."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861147
Just let me see my family again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861147
I want wrong timezone kiki to go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861129
Life would be even greater if I could meet a Cthulu-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861129
>>14861157
>Calling the venerable Cthulhu-SAMA
>-chan
I hope she destroys your mind with a thousand dead tongues

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861147
>Please remember that you live for yourself and not your job
Job? What job? Besides my maid is a Shoggoth, how the hell did you get in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861124
nobody knows for sure. your son might get a friend.he might also get a stalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861147
Based Kiki advisor cheers me up again, Kikis are truly olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861147
>tfw don't even have a job right now

I suppose I cleaned my place up today. So that's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861147
you're just a bunch of pixels on the internet and your words are hollow

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861147
I don't have a job and that is the end of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861147
That's a nice thing of you to say.
Now get over here and lift up that dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861186
Yeah, well you're just a bunch of neurons and chemical reactions in a bone cage supported flesh sack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861154
>>14861173
>>14861186
But Master, I don't have to be near to help you. To merely put the idea in your head, to help guide you in the right direction. That is all that matters Master.

>>14861189
>>14861184
Perhaps it is time to seek one out Master? Why not check a job site tommorow? Perhaps there is something you'd like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861196
Welcome to life, where feelings aren't real and the points don't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861197
i refuse to go the way of orange and talk about my work life

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861197
What's the point of doing anything anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861199
Which means the kiki doesn't matter.
We win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861202
last summmer was a little weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861207
No one wins when nothing matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861202
>the way of orange
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861197
Kikis that work hard are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861224
Kikis that get worked hard is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861214
Nothing matters, we are all just highly evolved monkeys clinging to a rock that's falling through space, and the rock itself is dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861228
Now you're getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861228
Rocks can't die. They can only become smaller rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861159
Why are they so much better than humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861228
we need a Kakuen saying this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861221
He's talking about that guy sometime last year that whet on about jobs or some thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861233
Pebbles are cute. CUTE
Boulders GO HOME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861242
Huh, I only very faintly remember that. But the name Orange rings a bell. Wasn't that either a writefag name, or some running joke about the guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861228
The rock is not "falling" through space though, it's just floating around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861205
A point, a reason, a goal. You exist in this world Master, is that not reason enough? If not, then perhaps do it anyway. Perhaps a reason to go on might just be waiting for you after you've tried. If not, then perhaps what you did wasnt meant for you and you should try something else.

Just keep trying and things are sure to receive a reason in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861244
>pebbles
>not polished balls of rock
Have you lost your marbles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861250
Who's the one between Crablante and Asura Rhino?
Is it the telekinetic from Boros' ship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861248
I want an enlightened Kiki to clean my house and ascend to a higher plane of existence while going out to buy food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861248
I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861251
Your logic isn't as concrete as it sounds, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861250
I want to make Boros-chan go into Meteor Crash for High-Octane baby making!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861245
Running joke if I remember right
I might look into the archives and see later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861250
They can't bully me. I have JUSTICE on my side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861255
Underground People.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861147
You've been good to me. I must find some way to repay you for your kindness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861260
Honestly, it's easy to take good taste like mine for granite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861250
Well, can we get this over with? It's raining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861054
It's a bittersweet thing that my mind honestly read the last line as "I. LOVE. YOU." all the way up until I showed this to a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861263
>>14861274
Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861245
I'll save >>14861262 the trouble and say you were right about it being a writefag.
Back when Iron-beast started out, he started posting blogshit about UK employment. it probably drove him a little nuts because he started spamming about orange juice during the dead hours.

so now rarely sometimes call Beast orange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861287
I want to stop an evil Monster Girl by telling her how cute she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861293
So now we sometimes call Beast orange*
So much for typing with one hand.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's to to the MGC Casino anon, I'm sure no monster girls can rape us there or anything!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjkGGMxyxiA

[Anonymous No.]

Mating with lolifoxes
Pushing Sabbath Scouts down onto all fours
Biting young Hellhounds on the neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861302
I want an evil thick Monster Girl to kidnap me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861302
I don't know, they stack the games against you to make you lose and they exploit human boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861309
Are there any lewd games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861302
Why not? I mean, what could go wrong?
Except getting tied up and viciously raped.
And besides, going to casinos are allways fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861307
I want a thick evil Jewnuki to kidnap me only to "pay back" my ransom in some sick rich game that only her in her twisted mind can understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861303
A'ight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861307
>>14861320

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861147
Kikis are masters of deception and deceit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861315
Some strip poker games, raunchy slots, betting on oil wrestling, and of course the men in skimpy outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861302
You've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861329
What if the girl that rescues you is even thicker than the one who kidnapped you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861340
M-meaby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861338
What about betting which man will cum last?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861329
TFW no story about a bishie prince who gets kidnapped by a strongfat dragon and they end up bonding and becoming close lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861352
That's sort of the point. You get a bunch of men and monstergirls coated in oil and bet on the last man standing,

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861340
Bitch stole my potatoes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861353
Then write it yourself. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861329

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861384
I'm not Jesus though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861387
Who's the British qt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861398
>british
>not italian
Do you even goombah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859656
That's badass looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861326
>A'ight.
Such reserved enthusiasm for the best body type, and the best method of worshipping it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861390
My original point still stands. Rather than going 'X and Y' about stories not existing just write it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14857778
I can't get over how very good this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14859461
>wight and Holstaur

Double paizuri HOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861515
You do have an adventure to go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860357
Because her arrows eliminate all of the dumb romcom problems and personal conflicts and skip straight to the lovemaking.

Results, anon. The world only cares about results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861465
http://imgur.com/a/qj5Dl

Here's all the sketches and other stuff for it if you're interested.

And there's more kejourou commissions underway too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861302
Honestly anon MGC Beach is a lot safer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861560
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861533
So that's why. I was confusing it with the hours long discussion on how her arrows work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861561
Anon, does this look safe to you? Which would you rather take your chances at, this calm beachside with some clean friendly girls, or a casino with smoke, beer, and rough rowdey rich monster girls?

Trust me, the casino is safer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861570
I just got back from work and I think I might've been the first person to compare them to King Crimson when Cupid made her debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861580
You know what, you're right anon, the beach is too dangerous.

It's Casino time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861602
>They let you gamble clothing in this casino

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861611
>Strip Poker isn't a game you play with friends but an actual game at the Casino

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861580
I'll take the beach if i'm stuck choosing between both of them, as there is a higher chance the monster girls being friendly. Plus, I hate smoke and the beach has seashells to collect. Are the monster girls at the beach really friendly or is this just a ploy to get me to meet some lonely girls looking for a guy to go on a date with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861619
>Implying the table wouldn't have anything more than perverted, out of shape, old MGs hoping for a cute boy to come by and start loosing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860489
It says his Pastebin was last updated in 2014 and his TFT in 2015

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861627
>Some pro Poker player shows up and basically mops the floor
>They kick him out because he's too good and isn't getting naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861627
Ha, jokes on them! I'm terrible at Poker! I don't even know how to play!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861602
That guy on the right looks devastated. He tried to bet his son's virginity and lost it to the Scanty and Kneesocks didn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861631
>Actually going on TFT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861634
That's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Moshi moshi! Shark-desu!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861638
Well, they'll be gentle.
They won't actually be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861642
No, they'd be playing with someone horrible at it! I'd be always losing, it'd be no challenge! Why, I bet near the end I'd have lost all my clothes and have only my virginity left to offer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861634
You are a poor lier or a fool.

>>14861632
I now have a bunch of pouting older MGs sitting at a table as an anon is carried away by a bouncer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861646
>"Who keeps prank calling me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861651
Again, bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861303
Skinny dipping with the loli shrine kitsune.
Venturing into the wild and having animalistic outdoor sex with a loli werewolf.
Getting cosy by the fireplace and having tender, full eye contact seated sex with a loli kobold.
Carrying a loli anubis up to bed and making her moan with teasing oil massages.
Pumping a loli hellhound full of semen that's even hotter than she is, while she clutches your back with her claws and ignites in ecstasy like an exploding star.

These are all admirable dreams.

>tfw you will never be born to an echidna mother who also blessed you with a sister of each canine monstergirl variety

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861646
You know if that cute shark girl wants to call me up to set up date with me, all she has to do is call my number that I already gave her. Also, she seems sweet and friendly, as I wish to give hear a chance to become my girlfriend and see if he can ear my trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861676
Don't forget the oldest sister who's an echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861681
That's right, I always forget an echidna's firstborn is guaranteed to be an echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

And this one is sketch is done. Thanks Snibako!

nsfw version: http://i.imgur.com/knq8Eqo.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861638
>>14861648
>"Heya son, do you have a minute?"
>"Sure pops, what is it?"
>"...Could you drive down to this address and drop off a few things for me? I'm, uh, busy."
>"You got it, I'll head over there in a sec."
>"T-Thanks, you're doing your old man a big favor..."

Poor kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861704
They'll show him a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861714
They'll probably treat him better than his dad did.
What an asshole, betting his son's virginity like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861697
Her nipples look so suckable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861717
Not like he's using it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861717
Relax, people do it all the time, marrying your son off to a wealthy Kitsune noble has it's perks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861720
He was saving it for wizardry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861724
So what? He's much happier this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861722
But what if he gets a haughty, malicious one whose getting on in years and doesn't have the best figure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861728
Some people may have problems with betting their son's hand in marriage away to fat mean old monster girls, but it's ultimately for the best. It secures him as well as his family for life.

Also if he's good he can have candy and headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861735
I want to be given to a rich, mean old minotaur that's a bit hefty from her drinking and to spoil her with head pats an massages even when she doesn't order it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861728

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861752
Exactly!
What man would want a perverted old fox molesting him all day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861676
Canine mgs are for mounting. Especially the lolis. And even the hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861775
Cumflate the loli canines!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861739
Me too! Only not a minotaur, maybe a lamia species, or a dragon. Gotta love scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861775
I agree.

>Loli wolfgirl kneeling on all fours, presenting and shaking her butt at you
>Fanning the smell of her arousal to your nose with her tail
>Wrapping your arms around her tight little belly
>Lining yourself up with her entrance
>Letting feral list drive you as you sink into her, your weight pushing and pinning her down
>Her tail smothering your face and driving you wild with her smell
>Making her howl, whine and moan as you overpower her with your dick
>Losing all sense of restraint as you both become entirely driven by pleasure and animal lust
>Finally cumming in her tight little sex, filling her womb as she loses control over her body entirely in the wake of her own orgasm
>Spooning her and keeping her warm as you fall asleep together in the post-sex bliss, your dick still plugging her up.

It's pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861697
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861801
But Anon, that's a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861801
Wait a ticket, that buldge isn't a puffy vulva

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861834
>>14861846
Anons its a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861697
Where do these even come from? I'd like a drawing like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861834
>>14861846
Reverse image search it.
I can assure you it is just a very puffy vulva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861857
Are you sure? I mean, I'm no expert on the finer qualities of the many different buldges
But I think that isn't a puffy vulvs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861857
>>14861860
Do you think feminine shotas would trick gullible anons into lewd stuff so they can Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

Tomorrow, today for some people, is the pseudo birthday for Holstaurs, how are you gonna celebrate my fellow cowposters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861884
Joining the cow tipping team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861869
I'm sure, just reverse image search it like the other guy said.
>>14861871
>trick
Anons are gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861801
>grabbing lolifox hips tightly, whispering nice things in her perky ears and playfully biting them

>loli hellhound glances over her shoulder and asks if she'll get to be on top soon
>tell her you haven't even gotten to the anal yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861884
24-hour milking marathon for both of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861890
I want to fill them till they're fit to burst and plug them up so they have to walk around all day like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861904
Quicksilver go write

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861760
Guilty as charged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861908
I am not he.

>>14861912
Mine brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861896
Are you sure this is a good idea, I mean she looks friendly, but I need to know this lady i trustworthy Before I go out with her? I've never milked a Holstaurs before and need to know if she really just wants to ask me out on a date? If there is no funny business to be had, I'll go out with her and trust that she values my trust completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860495
If you just want a quick good read in true jojo style, you can start with Steel Ball Run, since at that point its disconnected from the cannon of the previous parts, and its one of the if not THE best part. All you'll miss is refferences

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861930
That's the thing about Holstaurs, you can take it slow for a while and they wont mind, just make sure that while doesn't last too long and you'll be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>"One jump, ahead of the mouse trap!"
>"One swing, ahead of the claw!"
>"I steal, only what I can't afoooooord! And that's everything!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861859
I commissioned it from Snibako

http://snibako.deviantart.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861956
That's when you break out the 100% hathor brand cheese and catch her when she can't get through the mouse hole.
Then you jam it in her mouse hole and get a new onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861884
Drink 1L of milk. Pray to Hathor she gets a lewd or something, with lactation. And pray for a home delivery of a holst or Hathor initiate.

[Anonymous No.]

when will KC make a shark girl

[Anonymous No.]

>Younger Succubus adopted sister
>Her parents died when she was young, your family and her family were neighbors and your parents adopted her rather than let her end up in state custody
>You were like a security blanket for her at first since she was only 4 when it happened
>You were 10 at the time
>Your parents figured she would try to jump you once she hit puberty and were preparing to handle it
>She never did though, her love for you ended up being purely familial
>15 years later though, the issues were plain for anyone to see
>A grown man who has a Succubus cling to him everywhere he goes has trouble finding a wife for several reasons
>Not only do you look taken, she's moved in with you and insists on sleeping in your bed with you, so you smell like her too
>Sometimes you wish she was more of a stereotype

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861966
The most I hope for, and the best we can probably hope for, is that some drawfag notices this conversation and draws a birthday Holstaur picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861954
True, that is one of my favorite values about them and their friendly personality, just want to make sure my valuable trust isn't broken as it mean quite a lot to me. Plus, I prefer my relationships to start off slow and grow over time, as it allows the both of us to forge memories together that we can look back to be happy about, so I'll make sure she doesn't wait to long. I feel much better and I'm ready to ask out the lovely Holst, is their a particular pace for us to meet or are we staying at one of our homes to get to know each other better over a nice dinner of sorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861973
>you will never jokingly slap your Succubus imoutos plump ass
>you will never notice her tail wag like a Kobolds

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861973
Normally I'd suggest dicking the imouto, but since NBR there's no point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861973
Why doesn't she just come out and say she has a crush on me, is it because she's shy and scared to say so due to her childhood tragedy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861983
By the end of the month you should make sure you've had sex or about to have sex with her if you like your pelvis still intact, whatever you do for that month is up to you and her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861992
>due to her childhood tragedy?
EVERYTHING SHE'S EVER LOVED IS DEAAAAAAD, I can see that leading to some issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861976
I'd give her a cake and a cream pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862005
Just tell her that her problem was that she didn't fuck any of those things before and that's why they died. Surely she'd act a proper succubus after that epiphany.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862003
Oh I will, but that month lad up we will be busy building up are relationship and learning about one another. That way when we have sex, it will be filled with passion and true love, so that way it's emotionally satisfying for the both of us. The month will also be spend watching shows and playing games together, to further build up the bond and make more memories between us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862022
>HFW she fucks you so hard you literally die in an effort to keep you alive
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862005
I know, still she's known me since I was 4 and would know me very well. Does she think she's good enough for my love, because if so I wish to show her she's more than worthy. As I tell her I love her, I will sit her in my lap and hug her tight as can be. As I hold her in my warm embrace, possibly with her crying into my shoulder, I want her her to know that I'll be there to always protect her smile and let her know I feel the exact way for her. Plus, she loves me out of true love, not lust which is more than enough of a reason to love her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14861303
I like how you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862078
That's a big loli. Also, nice shit drawfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862087
Must be a dire hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862096
They probably grow to 8-7ft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862102
Exactly, meaning that they're big lolis.
and that there's less time for them to sit in oniichan's lap and get headpats before they outgrow him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862087
Big hellhounds are love. I guess it makes sense that even a young hellhound is a bit bigger than you might expect, even if she's still got childlike proportions.

At least there's more of her to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862102
7-8ft*
>>14862109
>and that there's less time for them to sit in oniichan's lap and get headpats before they outgrow him.
That's a real tragedy, but at least you get a big girl out of the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862109
No matter how tall she might get, I'd always let my hellhound sister sit on my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862109
>>14862121
Solution!
Just sit on a couch, or the bed, or the floor, and have her lay on her back with their her head on your lap. Headpats, and cuddles shortly after!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862121
That it is, can you imagine when she's older and, in a moment of weakness, sits in her older brothers lap for old times sake only to find that her increased muscle mass makes her heavy enough to make his legs go numb, that she blocks his line of sight to the TV, and that her head is outside head patting range?

>>14862126
See above for results.

>>14862127
May be awkward size considering how big she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862132
So go on a picnic, pack a big ol' blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862132
>That it is, can you imagine when she's older and, in a moment of weakness, sits in her older brothers lap for old times sake only to find that her increased muscle mass makes her heavy enough to make his legs go numb, that she blocks his line of sight to the TV, and that her head is outside head patting range?
I'm now reminded of that picture that showed a do outgrowing its favorite sleeping spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862132
>Not training yourself to high enough levels of strength so you can still handle her sitting on your lap
>Not using a scalp-massager on a stick so you can still give her head rubs like that
>Caring about watching TV when your little hellhound sister is right in front of you

Are you even trying to be the best big brother a hellhound could wish for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862078
>"Ahhn!~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862144
That would work, she'd have enough space to lay there without trouble.
just watch out for a tail that is the size of your torso to start thumping around when it wags.

>>14862146
And if she had a bunk bed with her oniichan she'd have to give up the top bunk when her weight and height get too dangerous for it....unless they get an even larger bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Kumiho waifu has finally relented and has taken you to meet her family.
>While you've been with her long enough to know she would never harm you; you aren't so sure about her family though.
>And judging by how she's been acting ever since you've arrived, she seems to share your concerns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862156
>Scalp massager on a stick

That's not your hand oniichan.

She wants the H

[Anonymous No.]

How long til we need a new thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862175
Then I'll pay a lich to teach me a portal spell so I can reach her head. And I'll use my other hand to rub her stomach while I'm at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862185
That's when the tail goes into maximum overwag and smacks you right in the gob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862183
When, and only when this one dies.

If you have to ask, you shouldn't be making one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862183
We'll make a new one once the doctors call your time of death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862188
>>14862196

Wasn't intending to make a new one, just needed to be sure I'd have time to post a shitty greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862198
It's a little late, and not many are around at this time. If you want it to have a bit more exposure, I'd wait until the next thread, when it's a bit more active.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862198
post it twice
not like it's unheard of especially with warosu being down for so long

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862187
I've done boxing in the past, I'm sure I'll be able to take it just fine.

Nothing will stop me from loving my little, seven foot tall hellhound sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862204
Yeah, I kinda figured I'd wait.
>>14862208
Twice? Nah, that's silly talk. You'll get it once, and you'll like it! Or hate it! Or throw rotten Prisoner Fruit at it!

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me something, would your MG waifu be able to stand watching darksydephil?

Since that's a heavy thing to ask of a person, would she be able to watch the shorter How Not To Play versions instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862213
what a faggot
what are you bollocks or alpanon? is alpanon kill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862212
Then do it Anon.
Make her the happies, big imouto she can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862219
Nay! I'm a new hero! I'm SYNDROME! But in all actuality i'm just starting out, no handle yet.

I know! I'll let you decide! ...After I post the first thing, that is, next thread.

Please note that votes for Syndrome will be ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862229
>wearing a cape
Thats how you get more dullahans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862232
Exactly why Syndrome is not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862217
niet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862229
Call yourself Cumfaggot. Do it and I might read your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862239
I'm voting for this. Even if it's a good writefag, that'll just make it even funnier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14860242
We're gonna make a hole in the wall, it's gonna be huge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862239
>>14862278
What am I getting myself into?
No, wait. What are you getting me into?

[Anonymous No.]

For your consideration:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55393890

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862219
>spoiler
Yeah but I got kicked off the ferry so I just kind of came back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862304
So you're all washed up?

Ferry nice of you to return, at least.

Perhaps in the next life you'll do better.

Maybe this time you'll styx around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862229
How about synonyms? You have been afflicted with the writing bug, therefore I want to christen thee, Illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862303
>standing paizuri
New fetish acquired. Cumbination complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862315
Gosh mister, you sure crack me up!

[Anonymous No.]

what would you do if you came across a young elf alone in the woods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862331
Make sure it's fed, watered and sheltered until we can find its' owners/parents/legal guardians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862331
Give her some cashews.
Cashews are baller as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862331
I avoid touching it. I hear their mothers won't let them back in the treehouse if they smell like humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862331
Leave it be

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862331
Give it a wave before continuing on.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry loen I fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never inspect your Kobold daughteru's breasts after giving her a temporary regimen of Mega-Holst milk

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1456898359829.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862370
Gotta be careful with that stuff friend.

One glass too many and she's going to be rocking DDs long before she should be.

And they'll only get bigger from there.

[Anonymous No.]

I HUNGER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862385
Like I said, it's only temporary. Just a week or so of milk and huge loli titties and then it's back to her usual delicious flatness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862367
What did you DO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862393
Just stick to potions Anon, mega holst milk is permanent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862390
I WANT IT SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT
IT DRIVES ME MAD TO SEE IT WASTED
AND I NEED IT SO BAD THAT IT'S BURNING M- Err, uh, ahem, sorry about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862367
Give details motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862397
>>14862409
Don't worry much, its just lack of communication. Loen will know.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh awesome, milk anon is here once more...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862418
Nah, this guys a different one, maybe kobold daughteru guy.

I'm one of the usual milkmen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862398
Nothing is permanent with mamono mana anon, we'll just get a Lich to fix her back to normal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862418
I wish to ride the smug sluttaur bareback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862418
No, I'm the Kobold daughterufag. I was around for the inception of Mega Holsts though, I quite like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862390
For peace, love & rock'n roll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862420
Well, just be careful Anon.

That's some powerful juju you're messing with.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh good, kobold daughteru anon is here once again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862443
I'm not sure I want a drunk spider to dom me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862443
And if you wait then I'm sure we can get tiny penis guy in here as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862447
She's a CC, that's definitely Decaf.

Responsible adults and all that jazz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862443
I don't leave for very long...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862453
>CC
>responsible adult
Pfft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862450
You're right it looks like I need to do a preemptive strike in case he shows up.

Oh good, Tiny Penis anon is here once again to regale us with stories about tiny penis humiliation.

A downpour of smug that is unending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862483
Well at least I made it off free as a bird.
I'm going to sniffety-snoo those ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862506
Oh golly gee, it sure is great to have sniffer anon back once again...

Gosh, it's so pleasant to have smug anon here...

(Nobody is above the law)

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>>14862524
Joke's on you, being verbally abused by Rachne turns me on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862529
That's not Rachnee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14862541
Oh. What's her name then?