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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14918082
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14918082

First for HIPS.

>> No.14918083
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I want to rub my face on Miia's tummy while she giggles

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>>14918005
>Can you imagine the little pout she'd have when you tell her that you know more about something than her?
I would imagine it would be something like this.

>> No.14918086
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>>14918082
Hips?

>> No.14918088

>>14918078
Uh oh!
Gamer Gazer, Nerdy Hellhound and Geek Oni have started to pack it on from ordering take out/delivery every week when they come over to game with you. It's gotten to the point they've ordered an Extra Large Extra Cheese Supreme Meat Lovers pizza just for themselves and each with a large side dish.
You're concerned about their figures but they deeply appreciate everything you're doing for them.
What do?

>> No.14918090

>>14918005
Ballroom obviously.

>> No.14918091

>into somnophilia
>dont like loli's
Does the dormouse profile say anywhere that they're specifically little or is that just the one we get as an example in the pic

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>>14918082
Quality start to a thread. Hips and thighs don't lie.

>> No.14918093

>>14918088
They're monstergirls right?
They can work off the calories with fucking right?
Then I'll help them do that.

>> No.14918095

>>14918078
Mokou?

>> No.14918096

>>14918088
Tell them nobody likes a fatty.

>> No.14918097

>>14918088
I can help them, they just need some motivation.
So when ever they do good, eat healthy or exercise, I'll give them a "reward".

>> No.14918099

>>14918088
I won't let them continue on like this! I have to stop them IMMEDI...what kind of meat is on this Supreme Meat lovers by the way?

>> No.14918101

>>14918095
It's Hinezumi.

>> No.14918105

>>14918085
That would be perfect.
Just be sure to make it up with her.

>>14918088
Let them keep going.
I'm morbidly curious about how far it will go before they notice.

>>14918090
Good man.
You're quite classy.

>> No.14918106

>>14918099
Ground Beef, sausage, pepperoni, bacon, ham, chicken, and steak

>> No.14918108

>>14918088
Invite them to come swimming with me, do any of them need help learning to swim by the way?

>> No.14918109

>>14918088
Eat the pizza first, that way they won't get fat.

>> No.14918110

>>14918091
Just checked and no, it says nothing about them being tiny. So you could probably have a titty monster Dormouse with baggy pyjamas.

>> No.14918113

>>14918106
>Steak on pizza
Okay that's just excessive.

>> No.14918114

>>14918106
You know, I'll try to convince them to stop after the 3rd or fourth slice.

>> No.14918115
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>>14918082
Soft thighs to lay your head on!

fucking hell sub i know you're watching, open up commissions already you HACK FRAUD

>> No.14918127

>>14918113
It's probably the cheap grocery store steak you get for cutting up and cooking with something.

>> No.14918133

>>14918127
Still excessive. Anything more than three toppings is excessive in my book.

>> No.14918146

>>14918133
Just stack three 3 layer pizzas on top of another and classify each individual one as an independent topping.

>> No.14918148

>>14918082
>>14918115
>Have daughteru with Kitsune waifu who has hips and thighs that don't lie, your child's head resting in her lap, receiving an ear cleaning
'Why do you spoil her so much?'
>Wife smiles, not taking her eyes off her work
'She's just like you.'
>Quirk and eyebrow
'Is that true?'
>A brief pause, your daughteru nuzzling her head into your wife's lap further
'It is.'
>The day ends with you and your daughteru resting your heads on your wife's lap as she hums a soft melody from forgotten Zipangu

>> No.14918151
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14918151

>>14918115
You need to bait him with cute foxes.

>> No.14918155

>>14918146
And that's just disgusting. You think I want to get obese?

>> No.14918156

>>14918110
>You will never fuck a thick dormouses thighs while she sleeps and mumbles about how good it feels

>> No.14918164

>>14918155
No, but you evidently lack ambition. Which is worse. Apply yourself.

>> No.14918169

>>14918156
>Oneesan body type Dormouse
>Fuck her thighs and taut stomach while she's asleep in the summer heat
>Then she surprises you by waking up and putting you in a leglock, letting you fuck her like your lover

>> No.14918172

>>14918156
>You will never fall asleep between her soft pillows after blowing your load
>She will never wake you up in the morning by stroking your hair and calling you a naughty boy for letting out so much inside her

>> No.14918173

>>14918148
cute!

>> No.14918175

>>14918151
I love visiting Fox Shrines on Mofu Mondays.

>> No.14918183

>>14918164
Dude no, I'm never doing anything that excessive again.
I'm finally getting back down out of overweight man, I can't go back to that.

>> No.14918184

>>14918148
That sounds wonderful. Family bonding time as your daughter lies on your chest, and you rest your head on your wife's lap, as she strokes both your heads and cleans your ears while blanketing you in her tails.

>> No.14918189

>>14918175
>1 mofu = 100¥

>> No.14918193

>>14918183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ar77zmdTnc

Just channel your inner NIPPON MAGIC.
Or not. I'm convinced she's insane with how many videos she puts out.

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>>14918082
Tits.
Monstergirl edit(s) when?

>> No.14918205

>>14918189
Worth it. I'll give all the money I have for some mofu!

>> No.14918206

>>14918199
no

>> No.14918214

>>14918189
Or one boyfriend for a lifetime supply

>> No.14918220

>>14918091
>In order to meet the desire of a wide variety of types of men, they range from having full, voluptuous bodies, to having bodies that stay like that of a child and never grow.

That's from the Succubus profile, all MGs are half Succubus so this should apply to some extent

There is also a few lines about differences between individuals in World Guide 1

>Compared to the original species, they have a hugely different nature and traits, so we are treating them as a different race out of convenience, but technically they are just varied individuals of the original race

If you can have a monster girl born so different from her original species that it's more convenient to give her a new species, then there is most likely no issues with a tall, busty Dormouse

>For example, the physique, and hair color, etc. of a medusa may vary, but the common traits of a medusa, snake hair and the lower body of a snake, match up. Also, many individuals basically have a lonely, stubborn personality.

This bit of text pretty much confirms it too, it talks about Medusas but they're just an example, this applies to all MGs

And even if we look past the profiles, books and canon, with KC's attitude of "If you want it and it's not absolutely horrible, then you can have it" anything goes, an albino nerd Hellhound, a loli yandere Jabberwock, a milf kuudere Baphomet, as long as you're not hurting anyone you can have your own special waifu

>> No.14918221

>Married to a Kitsune
>She wears very expensive yukatas and kimonos
>You wear t shirts and work pants, a lot of which are threadbare
>People stare when you go out
>What nobody knows is that when it's just the two of you at home, she's wearing your clothes while those $1000 or more dresses sit crumpled on the floor
>She won't let you replace the ones you have until they're totally unwearable because she claims new ones don't smell enough like you

>> No.14918223
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14918223

Whaddya want kid, I'm on break here.

>> No.14918226

>>14918223
your very pretty!

>> No.14918228

>>14918223
Why can't you just literally break already.
BREAK

>> No.14918230

>>14918223
Stand aside please, your blocking the road

>> No.14918232

>>14918223
Who the fuck are you and why are you talking to me when I am minding my own business

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>>14918223
Carrot soup's on, baby.

>> No.14918234

>>14918223
To mate with you, nothing will stop me.

>> No.14918236

>>14918223
Some times I just want to see a pre-Demon Lord story where some asshat Centaur like this gets toppled by a "Shitty two-legger" who actually knows the trick to taking down a war horse is to aim for the stomach

>> No.14918237

>>14918223
Yeah, I've got an order of 13 Pizzas for Lotta Pussey.

Is there a Lotta Pussey around her? I need a Lotta Pussey

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>>14918085
>When she stays just like that and spreads her ass and tells you to punish her for being stupid
>When you fuck her gently instead and tell her she's not stupid at all

>> No.14918245

>>14918223
Boss sent me to tell you that you don't have to worry about being on night watch tonight.
Happy birthday.
Now if you excuse me I've gotta go see my wife. I promised I'd spend the rest of the day with her.

>> No.14918249

>>14918223
Can I touch your armor?

>> No.14918256

>>14918223
Someday we'll have a thread where this disgusting picture isn't posted repeatedly.

>> No.14918257

>>14918223
I'm a big fan! Can I get an autograph? Or can I just hangout with you? Please?

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>>14918234

>> No.14918281

>>14918237
HAH HAH HAH

>> No.14918283
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14918283

Would you buy a kitsune if you could order them online?

>> No.14918284

>>14918283
I'd sooner just go into the field and pick them up by the bushel via their tails before spoiling them rotten

>> No.14918285

>>14918283
Do they come in miniature liver devouring variants with slit pupils and sharp teeth?

>> No.14918297

>>14918283
I don't care howmuch they cost, I would instantly buy one.

>> No.14918299

>>14918223
Where's the brothel for SpiderPussy kingdom? I'm going to work there starting today.

>> No.14918304

>>14918223
I got a delivery of fresh armor plates for your boss, straight from the smith. She told me your boss wanted them ASAP, so if you could point me the right direction, that'd be nice.
I gotta get them delivered and the payment returned by tomorrow, or the Guild'll be on your asses, so don't try anything stupid.

>> No.14918307

>>14918221
Why not just buy new shirts whenever the need arises, and imprint my scent into them by rolling about in them in bed?

>> No.14918309
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>> No.14918310

>>14918256

or maybe we'll get a picture of a centaur that actually looks like a bandit someday

>> No.14918313
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>>14918283
Hell yes.
I'd have to get a small one, though. Not too much room around here.

>> No.14918320

>>14918313
What would you rather go to, between oppai loli angel heaven and cuddly loli kitsune heaven?

>> No.14918321

So did that writefag do the Anubis and Hellhound story? He said about a day ago it'd be up that same night, but I didn't feel like skimming the last thread to find it.

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>> No.14918326
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>>14918325

>> No.14918328

>>14918326
Get outta here fatty lover.

>> No.14918330
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>>14918226
>>14918230
>>14918234
>>14918245
>>14918249
>>14918257
>>14918299
>>14918304
All of you get what you want. Well done, you caught Horse Pussy Bandit on a Nice Spring Day so nothing bad happens.

>>14918228
>>14918232
>>14918236
>>14918256
All of you get bopped on the head hard enough to lose consciousness. Luckily because it was a nice day she leaves you a few feet off the path in the forest.

>>14918237
She's altering the deal and taking the pizza off your hands for free. Pray she doesn't alter the deal further...

>>14918233
You're sent back to camp and chastised by the Bandit Leader for wasting Carrot's on Pizza Day.

Punishment rape is prescribed.

>> No.14918334

>>14918321
How about you stop fucking asking every thread and learn to check the wordpress.

>> No.14918336

>>14918321
Nope, didn't see anything about it.

>>14918325
Cheeky fox. I bet she won't be sticking that tongue out when I stick my head under her sweater.

>> No.14918337

>>14918151
Damn, it's working.

>>14918115
Somewhere near the end of the month, Anon.

>> No.14918338

>>14918328
There is literally nothing wrong with plump* girls.
*Actually has to be just plump and not obese.

>> No.14918340

>>14918330
I'll sue.

>> No.14918341

>>14918283
With my luck, I'd end up with the one with psychological trauma from being sold like a mere object

>> No.14918342

>>14918330
Why do you post the exact same shit every thread?

>> No.14918345

>>14918342
It's because cloppers like to think that Centaurs aren't shit tier from a breeding perspective

>> No.14918351
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>>14918276
Why? Centaurs are nice

>> No.14918358

>>14918351
>That tumorous horse body

Fucking hell. Even 2D can't make horses not vomit-inducing.

>> No.14918359

>>14918351
Ew.

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>Walking down the street
>This semen demon slaps you on the ass

What do you do?

>> No.14918366

>>14918362
Fart on her paw and teleport away.

>> No.14918367
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>>14918358
>>14918359
Rude

>> No.14918369

>>14918362
She's got some ulterior motive I know it.

>> No.14918375

>>14918362
cl.hk -> cr.mp -> lp sotoja -> shishiruirui

>> No.14918378

>>14918362
>Smirk, show her my Guild tattoo
>"That much was free, but anything more'll be 200 an hour."

>> No.14918385

>>14918362
unzip dick

>> No.14918391

>>14918385
In a word:
OW.

>> No.14918392

>>14918156
>you will never grow more bold as she doesn't react
>you will never viciously throatfuck a sleeping dormouse

>> No.14918395
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>>14918283
"Package for Mr. Anon"

>> No.14918396

>>14918362
Ask her how open she is to the idea of getting soft.

>> No.14918405

>>14918395
http://i.imgur.com/R1B5Jk4.jpg

The best package I could ever hope for.

>> No.14918407

>>14918362
Slap her on the face! Who does she think she is, touching my body like that without permission?

>> No.14918410

>>14918407
HOW CAN SHE SLAP

>> No.14918412

>>14918362
ask her to be gentle and accept what ever comes next.

>> No.14918415

>>14918412
She won't,

>> No.14918419

>>14918362
Tell her grape snake is master race.

>> No.14918422

>>14918419
But they just so happen to be friends,

>> No.14918432

>>14918415
Not even a little? A teeny tiny bit gentle?

>> No.14918436

>>14918432
No. Why would she?

>> No.14918438

>>14918410
FUCK OFF ANUBIS

>> No.14918440

>>14918422
Then we might just come to an understanding, I'll start with allowing free slaps in exchange for her friend's location, then engage master plan.

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>>14918432
>Set
>Gentle

>> No.14918444

>>14918440
But Set's going to be joining you.

>> No.14918447

>>14918436
Because I asked her nicely…?

>>14918441
Please... I want to be able to go home after this.

>> No.14918450

>monsters in space
>dead space with markers and nercrons replaced with mammo mana and monsters
>completions of gruesome death scenes on youtube replaced with sex scenes
>instead of bodies tearing apart into necros victims grow jiggly and moan and grow wings and a tail
>thousands of men fly ships to uh 'fix' it, and are never heard from again
>In space, no one can hear you moan

>> No.14918456

>>14918447
She's a god of disorder and destruction. She's going to destroy your pelvis and your virginity. Maybe more if you struggle like this.

>> No.14918457

>>14918450
>In space, no one can hear you moan
Not
>In space, no one can hear you cum

Anon please.

>> No.14918458
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>>14918450
Sounds spooky. I'd rather just cuddle and avoid all those derelict ships with moaning coming over the communications channel.

>> No.14918460

>>14918457
Anon your dick makes a noise when you cum?

>> No.14918461

>>14918457
>In space, no one can hear you cum
Not
>In space, no one can hear your cream

Anon please.

>> No.14918466

>>14918458
You can, just have to find yourself a waifu first

>> No.14918467

>>14918461
And I managed to fuck it up anyways GOD damn IT fuck shIT.

>> No.14918470

>>14918461
If the first one wasn't going to make a noise, the second one definitely isn't.

>> No.14918472

>>14918444
I don't think the miss could benefit from me in any way but whatever, she'll get bored sooner or later.
>>14918450
Lewd space

>> No.14918473

>>14918458
Anubis booty in the port-side window captain!

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>>14918450
>dead space
Are you sure about this, anon?

>> No.14918483

>>14918450
What kind of monsters would be on the ship? And how would I defeat them?

>> No.14918484

>>14918466
What if I've already found a waifu?

>>14918473
It's bearing down on our position! 20 inches, 15, 10... she's successfully docked!

>> No.14918487

>>14918450
>System shock 2 with a succuvirus

>> No.14918489

How would monster girls feel about a 25+ year old male virgin?

Would they be angry that a man was selfish enough to keep his seed to himself for that long?

Would they feel sad that the man has wasted years of his life being chaste?

>> No.14918497

>>14918482
That's not fair I want flesh powers too!

She's cute

>> No.14918503

>>14918489
Does it matter? They're gonna try to husbando'd you anyway

>> No.14918505

>>14918482
>altman praising intensifies

>> No.14918514

>>14918489
It'd probably be like how we feel about Christmas cakes.

Some would laugh, others would feel awful and for some it'd be a fetish. Which begs the question, which types of girl would have a male christmas cake fetish?

>> No.14918515

>>14918489
The same way we fee; about Cakes. They would just want to make a old lonely virgin feel loved.

>> No.14918522

>>14918489
Both.
They would probably also feel pity for someone not feeling the love a mamanos for 25 years of their life.
They would also be happy to be the one to undo that.

>> No.14918524

>>14918514
monoeye hands down

>> No.14918530

>>14918514
>laugh
He said monstergirls, not human girls.

>> No.14918537

>>14918088
Call them all fatties and stop hanging out with them! I'll shame them so much they start blogs on tumblr.

>> No.14918541

>Clean floors so hard it's slippery to the level it's almost friction-less
>Monster Girl Waifu walks in
What happens

>> No.14918543

>>14918514
Kikimoras.

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>>14918514
>>14918524
This

>> No.14918552

>>14918330
Good, then my mission is complete and this horse pussy is my wife.

>> No.14918555

>>14918514
Alices.

>> No.14918558

>>14918514
Unicorn, Kikimora, Sea Bishop, Devil, Alp, Alice

>> No.14918562

>>14918552
Have fun staying in the bandit camp while she's out working.

>> No.14918567

>>14918541
>Anubis

She makes a nice comment about how nice and shiny the floor looks.
Maybe she'd slip and skate over it if she came running in.

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I want a middle-schooler hellhound landlord who ends up becoming my wife!

>> No.14918573

>>14918514
Aren't male Christmas Cakes just bachelors?

>> No.14918581

>>14918547
>tfw no good monoeye stories

>> No.14918582

>>14918541
>Hellhound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSKJv9EhLrs
I'd try not to laugh, laugh anyway and get raped for it.

>> No.14918588

>>14918078
Dirty stinky fire rat.

>> No.14918594

>>14918086
Elves are for _______.

>> No.14918600

>>14918594
Grabbing by the hips and sweeping off their feet.

>> No.14918602

>>14918594
loving

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>>14918086
>>14918082
Hips.
more hips http://imgur.com/a/xK6Hj

>> No.14918605

>>14918562
And then when she gets home I get to lick her abs, I see no downside to this.

>> No.14918614

>>14918541
>Maus
She squeaks while stumbling silly on slippery spots.

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>>14918541
>Kikimora
I just wanted to do something nice...

>> No.14918634

>>14918541
>Dragon
Because of the spook she will probably transform into her dragon self, completely destroying the house.

>> No.14918637

>>14918618
No Kiki! Pot is for hippies and unproductive bums!

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>>14918634
>Dragon with poor control over her transformation
>A literal sneeze can result in her losing partial or full control, resulting in either a much larger, draconic version of pic related, or even a full on transformation she has to spend hours undoing

Oh god.

>> No.14918658

>>14918309
Sure took their time translating these.

>> No.14918661

>After an accident involving a Wurm and a motorcycle you find yourself being resurrected by a Lich
>Not just any Lich, a loli Lich
>She seems rather young but it turns out she was a prodigy when it came to magic and transformed early
>Although she still looks young she's extremely secretive of her actual age
>While she has great control of magic, she's not so good with her emotions
>Unable to show anything on her face she resorts to stamping her feet and wailing her hands against your chest whenever something goes wrong
>During breaks from her research she insists that you read her fairy tales while sitting on your lap and takes no excuses for not doing so
How do you serve such a bratty undead master? Going along with it, head pats or maybe try scolding her and trying to get her to behave like a Lich?

>> No.14918668

>>14918657
>Dragon with total 100% complete control over her transformation abilities
>can use her claws like Nero's Devil Bringer, and morph them into giant fuck-off fists

>> No.14918670

>>14918658
It's not a real translation. It was just some silly sentiment that I gleaned from the image since it was intentionally made to be a "He removed his eyes to avoid petrification for her" type image.

>> No.14918673

>>14918661
start with former, slowly introduce latter as I confirm her affection levels for me

>> No.14918676

>>14918661
Tell her to act her age. She's probably older then I am.

>> No.14918679

>>14918541
>Holstaur
Would she even slip?

>> No.14918681

>>14918661
I AM A ROBOT

>> No.14918687

>>14918668
I'm imagining this but with a pissed off hellhound
>Swings her fist up
>Morphs into the paw of the mighty cerberus, gatekeeper of hell, nearly the size again of her torso
>Slams it down for a fire-spewing ground shattering impact

>> No.14918695

>>14918668
>>14918687
That's pretty awesome. I don't know where I've seen it before besides DMC, but I definitely remember seeing some on-the-fly partial transformation in some piece of fiction. The character was so good at it they could just transform their limbs for milliseconds at a time to get a power boost, mass boost, or block attacks seamlessly.
A dragon or hellhound doing that would be amazing to see in a battle. All the power of an army, with limitless adaptability and flexibility.

>> No.14918707

>>14918687
>Look I'm sure they'll have more butter for the popcorn in a little bit lets just go find a seat alight?

>> No.14918708

>>14918657
>Night battle time
>She has an orgasm

She is learning to control herself slowly but surely.

>> No.14918711

I don't know how to word this, please excuse me.

I love navels more than anything.
What monster girls would be of help to me exploring my love?

>> No.14918714

>>14918695
But do they have enough GUTS, DETERMINATION and PEOPLE THEY NEED TO PROTECT to defeat your average anon?

>> No.14918721

>>14918711
Probably one of the snake-ish girls, since they can do a full wrap around and aren't limited by puny humanoid leg sockets.

>> No.14918724

>>14918711
Ones with navels.

>> No.14918727

>>14918695
Actually, thinking about it, I might actually be thinking about the Dresden Files. One of the werewolves, perhaps.
Jim Butcher pls finish the next book already.

>> No.14918732

>>14918695
And then I ask you, how do you NOT fall in love with a woman that powerful and beatiful?

>> No.14918737

>>14918707
>Her aura expands explosively, enough to make even Asura reconsider a fight, fists clenched will hellflame spurting out around her knuckles, arms to her side and back as if howling a challenge to the heavens.
>"WHATS THE POINT OF POPCORN WITH NO BUTTER?"

>> No.14918738
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>>14918711
Depends if you like your girls toned or not.

>> No.14918740
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>>14918657
>No puffy vulva'd waifu to tease
>Slap her pussy to watch it jiggle
>Watch her get embarrassed

>> No.14918744

>>14918721
But snakes come from eggs. They don't have navels.

>> No.14918747
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>>14918657
>Dragon sneezes and gets stuck in her full form for a few days the first time
>Has to be your trainer in how to ride a Dragon
>Breaks lord knows how many kitchen knives trying to sudoku out of shame

>> No.14918751

>>14918738
Either is good with me.

>> No.14918752

>>14918744
Mamonomanabanana

>> No.14918753

>>14918732
I would have no trouble with that.
Getting her to fall in love with me would be the issue.

>> No.14918754

>>14918487
>one day your personal multi tool starts talking to you
>"hey kid. You got a waifu?"
>"Oh that species? Yeah she's a really cutie"
>"Hey you know, i can probably set you up with a monster like that."
>"You scratch my back I'll scratch yours, you just gotta follow some simple instructions"

>> No.14918764

>>14918744
Logic can't get in the way of navel love.

>> No.14918766

>>14918679
Yes and now she is mooing as her big soft cow butt is sliding her around the floor

>> No.14918774

>>14918740
>Toned wolfgirl with a vulva so puffy you can press your fingers against it like warm, soft sponge
>It never gets boring when your hands slip down from massaging her lithe steel-cable abs, to the contrasting softness of her lower lips

My fucking dick.

>> No.14918788

>>14918766
Mooing holsts is too far for me. Please don't put it in your stories writefags, it's just disturbing.

>> No.14918790
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14918790

>>14918086
>>14918082
Hips!

>> No.14918793

>>14918788
A holst making an actual moocow sound would be a little uncanny, yes. A noise like that should not be able to come out of a human mouth.

>> No.14918794

>>14918199
Ayy Lmao

>> No.14918795

>>14918744
There are certain snakes who give live birth.

>> No.14918796

>>14918753
Love can overcome anything! Be strong and she will answer your call.

>> No.14918800

>>14918766
Try not to laugh
Laugh a lot
Then fall over as she crashes into me and end up with her tits in my face.
>>14918788
I refer you to watch the Milk Party hentai to understand what Holstaur moos would sound like.

>> No.14918806

>>14918800
>HUMANS CAN GET COWS PREGNANT!?
That fucking doujin and hentai OVA are still my GOAT for 'Unplanned Pregnancy: The Show'

>> No.14918810
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14918810

Lamia a best, other species a shit.

Horse Pussy kind of okay though.

>> No.14918811

>>14918450
I'd buy it

>> No.14918817
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14918817

Thank god, Carl isn't here today.

>> No.14918819

>>14918810
This joke would probably work better with Tygan and Shen's daughter in the background instead.

>> No.14918823

>>14918806
THEY MADE AN OVA!?

>> No.14918824

>>14918817
Carl?

>> No.14918835

>>14918819
Pretty sure that image was made before XCOM 2 launched.
An Alien recruitment mod exists, now when's the monstergirl mods?

>> No.14918837

>>14918823
Anon calm down, yes they did but because of Japan's unbelievable shit taste they put it with some shit ntr rape ova so I doubt you'll be able to find just the Milk Party one without having to completely skip that shit.

>> No.14918839

>>14918824
The "nothing matters" guy that posts a pic of Carl from ATHF in space.

>> No.14918840

>>14918541
>Alp

Starts levitating and asks me if I need help getting out of there. Fuck, I've been upstaged again.

>> No.14918845

>>14918837
Well shoot.

>> No.14918848

>>14918845
Its still great to watch, /h/ might have a download or a series of webms that's just the Milk Party part but I have no idea, I've got one webm from it though and the doujin which is pretty much all I need.

>> No.14918850 [SPOILER] 
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14918850

...

She's coming.

>> No.14918859

>>14918850
no she isn't
she never comes ever

>> No.14918884

>>14918859
The Jinko is coming! Everyone look busy.

>> No.14918947

>>14918884
Don't worry, we are just playing dead so the Jinko doesn't attack us.

>> No.14918950

>>14918450
>>14918457
>No 'In space, no one can hear you scream 'Rape!''
Please

>> No.14918953

I want to be hired by a failing monster girl super scientist as her intern and a boytoy.

>> No.14918960

>>14918953
Why not her successful rival?

>> No.14918962
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14918962

>>14918950

>> No.14918963

>>14918960
Because then it would be boring.

Besides, she's too short.

>> No.14918966
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14918966

So we all know that wolfus are the best waifus, be they fox-girls, anubi, hellhounds, kobolds, or actual wolfgirls.
And no matter what sort of sex you have with them, wherever it's sub/dom sex, wrestlesex, missionary, doggystyle or tender seated sex, it's always the best sex.

But how would you make love with your wolfu for the first time? When you're both together, ready to bond and become one for the first time, what's your ideal scenario? Your fantasy situation, and your favourite way to first breach that boundary with her?

>> No.14918967

>>14918962
Such a fearsome creature.
Time for me to fall back upon my oldest of instincts.
Engage the hug.

>> No.14918970

>>14918963
But you'll have more career options that way.

>> No.14918978

>>14918970
Yeah but not only could I tell them what my experience is, but I can also impress them by the fact that I survived.

>> No.14918981

>>14918966
I'd let it happen organically. Watching a movie, steamy scene comes on and she gets handsy? That's cool. Grabs me by the dick and drags me to the bedroom? OK.
All I want is to give her ears a good rubbing after the action. Bet that'd feel great.

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>>14918966

>> No.14918994

>>14918966
>But how would you make love with your wolfu for the first time?
>implying I have a choice
But then it isn't rape.

>> No.14918996

>>14918966
But you're wrong; lamias are best waifus.

>> No.14918997

>>14918967
>Still no stories about her
I don't care if she only gets one, I need my fix.

>> No.14919003
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14919003

>´Warmaster!
>'What should I tell the troops?'

>> No.14919004

>>14918997
Yeah, nothing would be better than for her to sneak up on a guy, slowly lower herself while letting out that trademark hiss only for the man to turn around and plant a kiss on her lips.

>> No.14919006

>>14918997
So write one.

>> No.14919009

>>14919003
That today is the day I find them all husbands

>> No.14919011

>>14919003
>"The one who has the most outstanding achievements in this next battle gets to use me as a bodypillow for a week."

>> No.14919019

>>14919003
Lady I told you I'm not your warmaster, you just kidnapped me and made me your leader.

>> No.14919021
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>>14919003
Prepare to march upon the Reptilian Hordes to the North!

>> No.14919026
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14919026

I love loen

>> No.14919029

>>14919003
"We march at dawn! Prepare the drums and the oil, for the sight of our troops shall be the first weapon we wield, before any blade need be drawn!

And when we take their camps, their finest unclaimed warriors may join us, if they can best one of our own in combat! Marriage ceremonies will follow each incoming warrior, that the party need never cease!

And to those unmarried after the battle, seek me out, and I shall reward your valor. For one night, I will be yours, for whatever you please.

Now, to arms! May no warrior feel fear, for we will be victorious!"

>> No.14919032

>>14919003
Fight hard, crush our enemies, free this town from the grip of the Order, and I swear to god if any of you stop to rape civilians or enemy combatants you'll be on septic tank duty every time our chefs make spicy food for the next decade.

>> No.14919040
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14919040

>You will never smooth-talk your way out of trouble in the face of a Dragon Girl, complimenting her as she boasts about her power.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SWMmxGiwgQ

>> No.14919044

>>14919026
This for some reason reminds me of that one scene from Valkyria Chronicles.
You know the one.

>> No.14919047

>>14918981
They'd be warm and soft as velvet, definitely. And touching them post-orgasm would be sure to elicit some cute little hums and happy growls.

>>14918993
I love that doujin. Not just for the suplex, either.

>>14918994
But how would you like her to rape you? On a bed of leaves in a cave out in the forest? In your own bed, or her own bed when she goes into heat with you around?

>>14918996
Lamias are great. They're good cuddlers and kissers, and top tier waifu material.
But they're not the best.

>> No.14919051

>>14919047
>But they're not the best
Yes they are. I hope you can see the truth one day.

>> No.14919053

>>14919040
I would rather act like a Cheshire and make her mad just to see what she would do with me.

>> No.14919054

>>14919040
God, I want to have sex with Benedict Cumberbatch so long as he never stops talking during the act

>> No.14919057

>>14919051
I have already found the truth, and it is fluffy.

>> No.14919059

>>14919044
>tfw you will never save Selvaria and make superior valkyrur children with her

It's just not fair.

>> No.14919061

>>14919003
Time to shave that carpet.

>> No.14919066

>>14919057
The truth is scaly and soft, anon.

>> No.14919068

I don't want to be raped. Especially by lamia because serpents are scary. Thank you for your consideration.

>> No.14919070

>>14919059
Didn't the dude she loved treat her like total shit?

>> No.14919074

>>14919068
So you do want to be raped.

>> No.14919076

>>14919006
Ability to properly articulate a story without relying on porn cliches is lacking, reception will be poor without changing pen name, not really a monster so much as she is a xeno.

>> No.14919080

>>14919070
I wouldn't say he treated her like shit. More with indifference. Basically he saw her as a weapon first, and a person second.

>> No.14919081

>>14919051
Maybe once science gives me a fluffy lamia with a soft mofu tail, cute doggy ears, and a perfect wolfu personality.
Until then, though, canid monstergirls remain the best and the most beautiful.
I respect and support your lamia love, though.

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>>14919044
Yeah...

>> No.14919091

>>14919059
Well, there is a doujin with her and the girls from VC 3.

But yeah, I'd make so many kids with her.

>> No.14919098

>>14919068
It's ok anon, just tell that to your future lamia rapist and I'm sure she will be gentle enough.

>>14919081
I fear you've been brainwashed by some evil fluffy girl. Go ask the nearest lamia for help.

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14919103

I am quite impressed with what these guys have managed to achieve so far.

>> No.14919105

>>14918766
Would the moo go through the Doppler Effect?

>> No.14919111

>>14919103
I like it too.
I just wish the lamia girl that was in it didn't have all the wings and horns.
They look too gaudy.

>> No.14919114

>>14918657
source?

>> No.14919117

>>14919068
I share some of your fears about lamias. I'd rather not run into one during the winter, since I need all of my bones intact.

>> No.14919123

>>14919103
Flex those Shark arms!

>> No.14919124

>>14919117
They'd get pretty sluggish in the cold, so as long as you keep your distance you should be fine.

>> No.14919125

>>14919103
>sharkgirl
Oh yes

>> No.14919127

>>14919103
Muscle shark is going to get her head pad.

>> No.14919129

>>14919114
Spic and Rolf.

>> No.14919131

>>14919103
How long until he adds a girl that's a full-on tittymonster?

>> No.14919132

>>14919129
official manga?

>> No.14919140

>>14919132
Light novel, manga and anime.

Yes, that scene is from the official manga.

>> No.14919142

>>14919132
Yes.

>> No.14919148
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>Be a member of a holy order dedicated to justice, and have the highest record of administrating justice to evil monsters who threaten humans no matter what.
>A distant church has had problems of children who have gone to play near an old castle, getting being attacked by an unholy creature that would grab them and pick them off the ground before dropping them.
>You get the job by the head of the order slay this beast and bring back its head.
>You enter into the deepest part of the castle, where the sun has no chance of shining and find a coffin.
>Out of the coffin rises a female werebat who wonders what you are doing in her castle. When you claim you are there to slay her for terrorizing innocent children which makes her stare at you confusion.
>The werebat explains to you that she was just lonely and when she saw the children playing on her castle grounds she would play along with them.
>She didn't mean to scare anyone, honestly. She just wanted to have close friends since nobody comes to her castle, and she just joined in on their fun.

So what are you going to do?

>> No.14919154

>>14919098
Sorry, anon. Canine girls have cast a spell over my heart that I'd never ever wish to break.

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>>14919140
>>14919142
I see, thanks

>> No.14919158

>>14919148
Bring her out to apologize and see where it goes from there.

>> No.14919170

>>14919154
Don't worry, tell me your location and I will send you a lamia that will break the spell.

What color do you prefer by the way, white or purple?

>> No.14919174

>>14919148
Nothing, because this entire premise is tired and stupid.

>> No.14919178

>>14919003
Ready the Worgs, tomorrow we ride to take MGC Beach!

For the waaaaaghhh!

>> No.14919182

>>14919170
>trying to get a shirohebi or apophis to NTR me away from my wolfu
I'm respecting you and your lamia love less and less.

>> No.14919185

>>14919111
She's a Nidhogg anon, not a Lamia.
I'm more interested in the Fox twins.

>> No.14919189

>>14919185
>Not a lamia
Then he better damn put a "real" lamia in there.

>> No.14919193

>>14919103
I'm still slightly mad that he drew a muscle wolf and then said that she wasn't in the game.
I'll take a muscle shark though.

>> No.14919196

>>14919189
Well then you'd better donate to the Patreon and vote for one.
Inb4 whining about Patreon.

>> No.14919202

>>14919148
Bring her out to the village, 'slay' her by poking her forehead and declaring her vanquished, and have her 'suffer' by being forced to introduce herself to all the townsfolk and 'serve' them by providing occasional childcare assistance.

JUSTICE IS SERVED. DEUS VULT.

>> No.14919204

>>14919182
But anon you jsut said they used a spell against your will! It's not NTR when the beautiful lamia comes to save you from the evil girl!

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>>14919196
>then you'd better donate to the Patreon and vote for one.
I don't need to put up with this.
I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS, YOU KNOW!
I probably will.

>> No.14919209

MGs temporarily have cocks for a week.

What qualities do they have and how do you tease them about it?

>loli kitsune with huge dick
>stroke it gently with one finger

>Raiju with shota dick
>suck on the glans underneath the skin

>ghost varieties of limp, meaty dick
>erections impossible

>succubi have double dicks
>incubi have no dicks

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>>14919209

>> No.14919218
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>>14919209
Go die in a fire.

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>>14919204
>they used a spell against your will!
It's a funny little spell called love.

>> No.14919222

>>14919209
They say Anon's eyes narrowed so thinly, so narrowly, that they thought he blinked

>> No.14919224

>>14919204
It's a metaphor. The spell was cast the moment I layed eyes on her, and with my full knowledge and approval. It's that little magic known as love.

>> No.14919227

>>14919209
(You)

>> No.14919229

>>14919206
Hey, at least he's only letting people vote for girls and not what scenes get into the game.
I'm 99% sure he's refused any possibility of futa at all in the game.
And hey, he's giving us a game where you can fuck kitsune twins.

>> No.14919230

>>14919202
That's some heavy ass justice senpai.

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>>14919209

>> No.14919246

>>14919131
Sadly, I have a feeling the slime is about as titty monster as he's going to go.

>> No.14919249

>>14919103
What the hell is this from?

>> No.14919251

>>14919246
Aww man, I just wish the girls character models had a bit more meat on them.

>> No.14919253

>>14919230
NONE SHALL ESCAPE THE RIGHTEOUS LIGHT OF JUSTICE

Only through penance shall her evil be cleansed!

The alternative would be accompanying me on my quest to mete out justice, and there's no way she'd be interested in an old paladin like me, right? Even if the path of righteousness is so very lonely...

>> No.14919257

>>14919249
Monster Girl Island.

>> No.14919264

>>14919219
>>14919224
I guess it's a lost cause. Two men who willl never be able to experience the love of a lamia, what a tragedy.

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>>14919209
>I never asked for this

>> No.14919267

>>14919249
Monstergirl Island. She's not in the game yet but there's a demo where you can get raped by a slime.

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>>14919209

>> No.14919272
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14919272

Remember, if we're invaded in 2017 make sure to stay the course if you want super powers.

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>>14919209
>>14919222
So... this?

But in all seriousness you'd probably be comforting a lot of them non-sexually, even if it was about sex-related matters.

>> No.14919274

>>14919273
Fuck off.

>> No.14919275

>>14919246
I want a titty monster lizardman to be my friend and complain about how large her breasts are only to tell her that I think she'd look better if they were bigger.

>> No.14919276

>>14919272
I'd rather disregard magic and obtain waifu instead.

>> No.14919280

>>14919264
Wolfu love is full of loyalty, head rubs and mutual nose nuzzling anyway.

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14919281

>>14919209
DO NOT TEASE THE RAIJU
Raijus are love

>> No.14919288

>>14919274
What's your problem pal? I simple found a suitable reaction image and answer the question.

>> No.14919290

>>14919272
I want to see the smile wiped out of your faces when 2017 does happens and some kind of virginity brigade actually gets created.

The worst part is that you will get imprisoned if you show signs of wanting to fuck a monstergirl in fear that you will threaten the collective virginity.

>> No.14919294

>>14919264
If the "love of a lamia" involves getting strangled by a giant snake and potential for venom, then I'm glad that I'm missing out.

Wolfus sound more pleasant at this point.

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14919303

This is the power of the Monawoo!

>> No.14919310

>>14919303
Does the Monawoo use mamanabanana to power up?

>> No.14919311

>>14919303
I want this local girl to go awoo elsewhere.

>> No.14919312

>>14919003
Crush your enemies

See them driven before you

Hear the lamentation of the men

>> No.14919325
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14919325

>>14919303
Level up, Anon. Clearly I'm missing the reference as per the 'sword'

How about we dedicate some time to armoured monster waifus?

>> No.14919327
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14919327

>People responded to the obvious bait

You're all disappointments.

>> No.14919329

>>14919281
I want to use my dick as a lightning rod and show it to a Raiju!

>> No.14919331
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14919331

>>14919325
Aww shit, someone drew another Makai Knight Momiji?
Fucking awesome.

>> No.14919341

>>14919331
Yup, ledjoker07. He's got some good stuff.

>> No.14919349

>>14919341
>I will never be able to draw cute monstergirls and rad /m/ shit
>I will never have art skills of any significance
Hope the guy draws more Garo stuff in the future since he also drew Hong Meiling riding a totally-not-Gouten.

>> No.14919350

>>14919327
I wish i was in that forest.

>> No.14919358
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14919358

>>14919325
Is a snake fine too...? In before Fate reference[/spoiler BUT more MG Servants would be pretty cool.

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14919362

>>14919349
>never
>NEVER

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14919366

>>14919349
You can do it if you try hard at it.

>> No.14919368

>>14919358
Lamia Rider would be excellent rider, a big, kuudere medusa who keeps her eyes bound and has a genki, flat chested pegasus friend friend that tells her master how much she actually likes him.


Elf caster would be olev as well.

All those ear nibble sthat would happen.

>> No.14919371

>>14918993
>interlocking fingers
How horrible.

>> No.14919374

>>14919366
Are you that Leanan-Sidhe guy?

>> No.14919380

>>14919366
that's cute

>> No.14919383 [SPOILER] 
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14919383

>>14919329
At first it may go down that way, but rest-assured that she WILL ground you quite literally in due course... if she likes you.


I love the MGE Raijuu designs, but this was a good chance to show this off. Although more interesting than this is that it's apparently part of an upcoming game.

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14919389

>>14919350
So does she anon.

So does she...

>> No.14919390

>>14919349
Never give up anon, how hard could drawing /m/ be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZlhyQcQ-wA

>> No.14919395

>>14919390
>how hard could drawing /m/ be?
You're expanding on human proportions with a wide array of different shapes for one thing.

>> No.14919397

>>14919383
She looks like she's weak to tickles for some reason, kind of wanna try to do it.

>> No.14919400

>>14919350
Me too. I love almost all of the monsters in that picture, although I have preferences towards the Alraunes.

>> No.14919401
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14919401

>>14919331
It's GG if you fight any armoured waifu, especially this one.

>> No.14919403

>>14919390
>Currently commissioning something /m/ related
>Specifically G-Gundam related
I'll let you know when it's done.

>> No.14919404

I want to hit a monoeye in the face!

>> No.14919408
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14919408

>>14919404

>> No.14919411

>>14919397
>Raiju Waifu has a body that reacts to tickles like the "black plasma" lamps.
>You can't see the arcs of energy, but they cause her skin to glow wherever you touch.
>Her body may or may not have a similar reaction to other forms of stimulation, sexual or not

>> No.14919414

>>14919310
It draws upon the mamanobama in every life form around us. The Awoo is a fundamental part of this world, and the Monawoo is attuned to it, to the point where it's wielded can see visions of all who might "awoo".

>>14919311
Tough. This is her turf now.

>>14919325
It's the Monado from Xenoblade.

>> No.14919417

>>14919401
You stay away from my Gazer waifu.

>> No.14919418

>>14919383
I always wondered what would happen if you bite the parts where the lightning comes off, would the shock be big?

I kinda want to go down on a Raiju and a Thunderbird now.

>> No.14919421
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14919421

>>14919403
Keep me posted senpai.

>> No.14919422
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14919422

>>14919404
Izumi is best Ajin

>> No.14919426

>>14919349
Literally have some agency, embrace failure, and keep a pencil in your hands.
You'd be amazed at what you can achieve even in just six months of casual practice.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RkNeZDRuqWs

>> No.14919433

>>14919414
>Monado from Xenoblade
ARRGGGHH! It was so damn familiar. I should've remembered, especially after all the comparisons between it and the instrument of 'Greatest Idol Miku'

>> No.14919436

>>14919417
>this waifu
>not my waifu
Still, fair enough. I tried to imply this because I find Gazerfag adorable, but it seems I failed. She's all yours though, Anon.

>> No.14919438

>>14919422
I should really watch this...

>> No.14919446
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14919446

>>14919325
>>14919331
>>14919358
>>14919401
Let's not forget one of the original and true, full-armored waifu!


In before:
>original
>recolor

>> No.14919448

>>14919436
Armor Gazer is my waifu.

Gazerfag can have all the other ones but Armor Gazer is mine.

Dragon Dogma Gazer

>> No.14919452

>>14919446
I got one better for you.

>doesn't know that the Khepri are the scarabs

>> No.14919453

>>14919433
Oh wow, I just looked that up, and they really do look similar. That's hilarious.

>> No.14919466

>>14919438
"Brace for impact" future fellow fan. When you hear that line, I promise you the meaning behind it will be satisfying,or horrifying... something far worse than jet fuel melting beams, I'll say that much.

>> No.14919467

So, who's the ultimate husbando hunter? who should i be watching for when i go walking through the woods alone at night?

>> No.14919477

>>14919452
They are, indeed, and that's why I tacked on "Scarab" at the end because it honestly could be a sub-species of Soldier Beetle that actually served as a Pharaoh's soldier-class workers. Just give them some wings and blue ornamentation/gems and it'd be great!

>> No.14919478

>>14919421
I want to get a wurm dressed up in that suit.

>> No.14919491
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14919491

>>14918489

Foxes are typically portrayed as having the desire to be a wife. If he's old enough to marry and she's old enough to carry, I don't think there would be a problem.

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14919502

>>14919478
A Wurm wearing a skimpy suit made of latex...? Hmm, Wurm... latex... W- Wurmtex?

Anon, on a vastly unrelated note, I think we've found our Monster Girl private security company! Their forces would be as impenetrable as a Wurm's hide unless they want to be penetrated... to say the least.

>> No.14919508

>>14919477
You have no idea what scarabs actually are do you? And you have forgotten the MGE Khepri.

>> No.14919531

>>14918082
Hips are great but Thighs are better

>> No.14919533

>>14919531
My man

>> No.14919537

>>14919467
The elves. They capture men to sell or use as slaves.

>> No.14919548

>>14919508
I'm simply playing on the Egyptian depiction that represented beetles and was often adorned with gold and blue elements.

>> No.14919551
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14919551

>>14919531
Big fat Woxk thighs

>> No.14919565

>>14919551
>Yes!
>YES!

>> No.14919567

>>14919537
And they wonder why we molest them so much.

>> No.14919568

>>14919548
>implying scarab means generic beetle
>still missing the point about scarabs already existing as their own kind of monstergirl

Dang son.

>> No.14919571

>>14919551
I want to feed my wock neesan and have her complain about her big thighs.

>> No.14919575

>>14919531
Thighs and hips usually go together hand in hand. Big hips mean big thighs.

Just look at >>14918092, >>14918458 and >>14918115.

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14919578

>>14919571
I want to nibble on those thighs.

>> No.14919582

>>14919578
Just the thighs?

>> No.14919583

>>14919327
Why are insect girls so lovely?

>> No.14919603

>>14919582
Gotta start somewhere.

I'd work my way up to her labia only to linger a moment and then proceed to the other thigh just to fuck with her.

>> No.14919605

>>14919327
I eagerly await classics such as
'It's Summer'
'It's Autumn'
and of course 'It's Winter'.

With 'It's Halloween' in the future maybe.

>> No.14919608

>>14919578
Yeah, they are pretty nice.
Don't forget that some of that pudge has to move north.

>> No.14919613

>>14919603
That's a good way to have a big meaty claw force you into her crotch.

>> No.14919614

>>14919605
And don't forget the new one-hit wonder 'It's the current year'

>> No.14919616

>>14919603
Cause their cute and like to cuddle, also they are great for making their hearts buzz with joy. I want to take a chubby mantis and cuddle with her all day, all the while nuzzling her face and massaging her antennae.

>> No.14919623

>>14919571
Stop enabling fatties, they're addicts.

>> No.14919624

>>14919605
>We never got It's Winter

Fack.

>> No.14919626

>>14919003
For crying out loud, Mom, go back to the car and put your goddamned pants back on.

Can we seriously not even go to Dairy Queen without you bludgeoning someone over the head and claiming it for the horde?

>> No.14919630

>>14919608
Sounds fine. All the better to tease her.

>>14919613
I don't see the problem.

>> No.14919639

>>14919626
Why is your mom dressed as a sexy maid?

>> No.14919641

>>14919630
It would smell and she would lock your head there.

>> No.14919654

>>14919616
Chubby mantises need to have huge bottoms so you can fondle them when they get stuck.

>>14919623
They'll be fine.

>>14919630
Indeed, a pudgy belly and some large breasts are great.

>> No.14919666

>>14919641
It would certainly smell delightful.

And getting headlocked in there is to be expected, up until her eyes started rolling back and her moans became deep and throaty.

>> No.14919675

>>14919639
She just does that sometimes. A lot, actually.
Not sure why but she always seems to spend her allowance on maid dresses and maid accessories.

And yeah, you read that right, she has an allowance.
That I give to her every week.
Because she lives in my house.
And won't get a job.

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14919691

Nohr...

>> No.14919693

>>14919641
Sounds like how one usually eats pussy. My body is ready

>> No.14919699
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14919699

>>14919691
or Hoshido.

You must choose.

>> No.14919701

>>14919699
>>14919691
Invisible.
For both snek girls.

>> No.14919706

>>14919701
Not a valid choice scumbag.

Now you get neither. Which means you'll probably Alp too.

>> No.14919711

>>14919691
Norh.
Better maps and gameplay.

>> No.14919712

>>14919691
>>14919699
I side with neither path. What happens now?

>> No.14919713

>>14919706
The DLC will be out soon Anon.

>> No.14919716

>>14919103
Those abs are arousing. I want her to fin-lock me and nibble at my neck while she uses them to slam her fishy bits against my pelvis.

>> No.14919723
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>>14919325
Her armor looks like a fusion of Gaia's and Garos.

>> No.14919727

>>14919713
>Not having a hacked 3DS so he can play it.
>laughing neesans.tiff

Come on Anon...
[Spoiler]Well, as long as you are having fun.

>> No.14919728

>>14919712
.>>14919706

>> No.14919730

>Go to boarding school with MGs
>MG student really likes you
>It turns out you actually have a thing for your lonely CC MG sensei
>She has a thing for you to
>It develops into a full on relationship
>MG student looks up to sensei as a mentor
>HFW she goes to sensei's quarters and sees you two fucking on the carpet surrounded by candles and overturned wine glasses

What happens? What do?

>> No.14919731

>>14919716
>fishy bits

>> No.14919733

Lets play a game, anon.
Poorly describe something monstergirl related and the rest of us will guess what it is.

I'll go first
Rapetrain attempts to seduce, rolls 1 for critical failure, gets raped

>> No.14919737

>>14919730
3p

>> No.14919741

>>14919733
Cocatrice?

>> No.14919743

>>14919730
Threeplayer mode.

>> No.14919748

>>14919730
It's time for sensei to teach me how to dominate a nervous young girl.

>> No.14919750

>>14919733
YOUR MOM
rekt

>> No.14919755

>>14919730
Young one gets cucked, Sensei-student relationships are the tastiest forbidden fruit

also:

>Implying the CC would give up her newfound, virile man

Not bloody likely.

>> No.14919762

>>14919568
>implying there's only one use for scarab
>implying Monster Girl designs can't ever share themes

It's not difficult, Anon. I'll stop here though, because now we're not even talking about >>14919325 at all anymore.

>> No.14919772

>>14919730
Tag-team her with Sensei, until she's a helpless, ahegaoing wreck, then chain her up in Sensei's basement and keep her as a marital aid, forever and ever and ever...

>> No.14919785
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14919785

>>14919699
>>14919691
Neither.

Fuck the war, I'm going to run away with everyone's waifus.

>> No.14919790

>>14919730
Threesome.

>> No.14919793

>>14919785
>And thus the war was ended by Anon impregnating all the women.

>> No.14919794

>>14919733
Boy meets girl
Girl rapes boy
Boy kills girl and hooks up with his grandma

>> No.14919801

>>14919785
.>>14919706

You're all disappointments!

>> No.14919805

>>14919733
Boy is raped by girl
Boy turns into a girl

>> No.14919806

>>14919733
Beat me, fuck me, marry me if you can.

>> No.14919809
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14919809

They grow up so fast.

>> No.14919813

>>14919805
Sounds headpattable. Is it a skeleton?

>> No.14919815

>>14919809
Monstergirls?

>> No.14919817
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14919817

>>14919806
Her...?

>> No.14919822

>>14919762
>implying there's only one use for scarab
There is. It's literally the north african dung beetle and nothing else. It's amazing that you even try to argue otherwise.

>implying Monster Girl designs can't ever share themes
No but calling it something it's not is retarded. Like recoloring a nine tail fox and calling it an anubis is about on the same tier as what you did.

>> No.14919823
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14919823

>>14919624
It's winter

>> No.14919824

>>14919809
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door.

>> No.14919825
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14919825

>> No.14919826

>>14919817
Was thinking of fire rat, but this works too.

>> No.14919827

>>14919823
Close enough I guess.

Now we just need anon to look all properly unhappy about it being Winter.

>> No.14919829

>>14919822
>recoloring a nine tail fox and calling it an anubis

Nine-tailed anubis goddess when?

>> No.14919836

>>14919829
I hope never. Two-tailed Set is enough of a megaslut. Just imagine what nine would be like. She'd make the Fallen God look like a chaste maiden.

>> No.14919839

>>14919825
Would sh like me to come over, so we could cuddle with one another, while curling up to read books together?

>> No.14919844

>>14919836
Set a shit. Hathor's way better.

>> No.14919848

>>14919839
>cozying up with a ryu on a couch, sharing a big thick blanket
>by a fireplace on a -30C night, with hot cocoa
please

>> No.14919851

>>14919836
>>14919844
Well, more for me then.

>> No.14919858

>>14919848
I wish for this as well, as being cozy with a monster girls is one of the best things ever. Also it allows for you to cuddle the ryu and nuzzle her face, an action she wasn't expected. This all ends with you and the ryu cuddling together in bed,her saying how cozy you are to wrap around and that you make her the happiest girl in the world.

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14919861

I want one.

>> No.14919873

>>14919861
We all do.
I'd want an oppai loli one so that I can sneak up and grope her chest, whispering lewd things into her ears.

>> No.14919874
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FLUFFY

LAMIA

>> No.14919876

>>14919861
>no sunglasses yet
>no Cyclops visor

>> No.14919879

>>14919733
A man and his ghost waifu go beat up people.

>> No.14919880

>>14919861
I want to take off her mask and look her dead in the eyes knowing full well what that means.

>> No.14919881

>>14919876
>>no Cyclops visor

This shall not stand. Latenight where are you? Your people need you!

>> No.14919884

>>14919836
Nah, Set's just a violent slut. Probably as a result of being drawn by .less so much. She's completely the opposite of what an anubis is normally like.
So a nine tailed anubis goddess would be very hesitant to choose a husband, and loyal to the death. She'd also love being fawned over and having her body worshipped by her loving husband. I expect the runes on her body would be much more elaborate than just two exclamation marks, too. Conduits of magical power that visually display her divinity, and make your skin tingle with power when you trace a finger over them.
Being such a neat freak, she'd probably use her godly power to reverse entropy, too.

>> No.14919887

>>14919880
Hell that's probably like a marriage proposal to them.

>> No.14919905

>>14919861
>>14919880

>Basilisk wants you to be the one to take off her mask
>You do so and see that she has her eyes closed.
>She opens them slowly and when they're wide open she takes a good look at you and smiles
>Her eyes are more beautiful than you would've guessed.
>She excitedly takes your clothes off and coils you up in her tail.
>The two of you start having sex. It's a shame you can't really do anything with the poison going through you.
>She stares you straight in the eyes the entire time; your body becoming more and more pleasantly numb.
>By the end of you become exhausted. She gets cozy in the bed with you and you both fall asleep.
>When you wake up you see her wearing her mask again, smiling at you.

yes

>> No.14919908
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14919908

Shouldn't you be sleeping?

>> No.14919919

>>14919905
>>14919880
>tell her you love her
>with the mask on all you see is her slightly blushing face, her mouth like "awawawa"

>> No.14919920

>>14919908
Maybe, but I can go to the allergy clinic on 6 hours of sleep and I haven't fapped to alps yet.

>> No.14919923

>>14919908
Yeah probably, but depression and insomnia had other plans.

>> No.14919925

>>14919908
Why would I go to sleep, it's not even 1 AM.

>> No.14919929

>>14919905
>nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask
I wish I was here for the thread where Medusa version 2 was introduced.

>>14919920
Allergic to your own jizz or something?

>> No.14919930

>>14919908
I wish. It's almost 6am and as usual, I haven't slept for more than an hour. I feel like my body's slowly dying.

God, I want a weresheep. Or a slimegirl. Or a sleep-inducing barometz. Anything to soothe and take the pain away,

>> No.14919931

>>14919908
>>14919923
Speaking of which whats the best monster girl to fuck me to sleep? Like just ride me until I'm exhausted then cuddle me until I fall asleep and stay like that until we both wake up the next day?

>> No.14919934

>>14919931
A weresheep I would think

>> No.14919935

>>14919929
>Medusa version 2
But anon, she's not tsundere.
And she doesn't paralyze you.

>> No.14919936

>>14919931
Youko are pretty much non-stop fuck machines by MG standards.

>> No.14919939

>>14919929
Allergic to like 20 things and thankfully none of them are my own jizz. These shots are worth every penny, though.

It's a shame we don't have mamonobama because that's free.

>> No.14919940

>>14919935
Paralyzed deep in that pussay. Ha ha.

>> No.14919943

>>14919936
He said he wants a monster to fuck him to sleep, though, not be kept awake day and night in a perpetual fuck machine. It's why I'm not giving the usual answer.

>>14919931
Dormouse, I guess.

>> No.14919945

>>14919908
No, daylight savings is fucking me good.

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14919949

>>14919383
I like my Raijus brown.

>> No.14919951

>>14919949
Thundernazi was best electrobitch.

>> No.14919952

>>14919949
Brown raijus are shockingly hot.

>> No.14919961
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14919961

>>14919825
>Spend the evening cozying up and story-timing with Ryuu waifu
>Talk of her daily duties ensue... they've changed due to you
>Then "I'm neither god nor dragon. I'm just your woman."
>Decide to get all cute and cuddly before getting sexy
>Accidentally brush the one and only: reverse scale
>A lovely nine months pass by at a good pace
>Husbando is now Daddyo to daughteryuu
>AND THEY GROW UP SO FAST!
>You hope she'll be blessed too
>Manly tears shed at wedding
Is this what you're implying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBoaCHmvCZY

>> No.14919962

>>14919949
Have one then! It's quite the nice recolour: http://imgur.com/a/IP6g5#7

>> No.14919966

>>14919940
Okay, point.

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14919971

Master...what are you doing?

>> No.14919975

>>14919971
Turning in for the night.

Got a busy week ahead.

>> No.14919977
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>>14919971
Comforting you, Kiki. Comforting you. If you're not okay to sleep along tonight, you know where to find me. Goodnight.

>> No.14919978

>>14919971
I wanted to wait and ask if you'd like to join me in bed, you have to be tired and I also like t know if you want to cuddle up with me?

>> No.14919982

>>14919971
Shitposting on /pol/ and playing boatsluts.

>> No.14919985

>>14919971
fucking kiki everynight jesus christ please comfort me i'm so lonely

>> No.14919993

>>14919971
Being angry because my game doesn't work properly.

>> No.14919995

>>14919971
The same thing I do every night, drink heavily and ponder the mistakes I made to get me to this point.

>> No.14919997

>>14919971
Battling giant robots before going to bed.
I will also be doubling the milk rations for that elven maid we picked up.
Poor thing looks like she's starving.

>> No.14920000

>>14919971
Just got done watching a live car chase.

>> No.14920012

>>14919971

Considering contacting more artists for commissions

>> No.14920067

So what girl would like staying up late building gunpla with me?

>> No.14920074

So I was thinking about writing this thing where a Dragoon ensign and his Wyvern partner, fresh off the academy, are assigned to this fort in the desert full of soldiers with zero morale and a very good understanding with the supposed enemy.
Thoughts?

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14920079

Dear Anubis-senpai,
It's been a week since my last orgasm and I just can't get it done. I don't know what it is you did so differently, but I fear my hands just aren't cut out for this. Please help.

>> No.14920082

>>14920067
Golem.
Wurm
Anubis

>> No.14920094

>>14919971
DONT SASS ME WOMAN

>> No.14920101

>>14919971
I just came from my morning jog! I've been awake for more than two hours and haven't eaten a thing but I had a cup of coffee! I also did five pull-ups during my jog!
One day I too will be an ally of justice, Alfreda!

>> No.14920105

>>14920074
I'm interested. Wyverns get fuck-all for content anyways.

>> No.14920110

>>14920074
Anything with more Wyvern is good. As long as it's not some bull shit.

>> No.14920112

>>14920105
So I'm thinking the Dragoon will have a stick up his ass about military discipline, but would it work better if she was supporting him in this or should she be more laid back?
>>14920110
What's that supposed to mean then?

>> No.14920122

>>14920067
Lich would also spend the time you're sleeping on animating it.

>> No.14920124

>>14920079
"The Dick Tomb" does not sound like a positive nickname.

>> No.14920141

>>14920124
It is the inevitable fate of the D to be entombed within those walls.

>> No.14920144
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>>14920082
>Golem sees building models almost like making a child, and gets rather worked up over working with you
>Anubis lectures you about what you do wrong, somehow assembling PG with her big paws as you struggle with a HG before gently guiding you through it
>Wurm doesn't really build the kits, but she likes to mix around the parts and have pretend battles with them

>> No.14920154
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14920154

>>14919971
Gettin swole!

>> No.14920173

>>14920154
This girl is big.

>> No.14920176

>>14920173
For ZUUL MOTHERFUCKER, ZUUL!

>> No.14920183

>>14920154
I want to help that mino get even more swole.

>> No.14920189

>>14920144
Wurm is best gril along with the other two.

>> No.14920190

>>14920183
I want to wear her sweaty leotards over my head and rob a convenience store!

>> No.14920191

>>14920079
Just hold your dick, imagine her moans in your ears as she sinks onto your hot shady, and do what comes naturally.

>> No.14920198

>>14920191
>shady
Shaft, you fuckin' autocorrect.

>> No.14920199

>>14920154
>She'll never pick you up and carry you over to her team from the school [insert sport here] team and steal your virginity in a reverse-gang bang
God damn it.

>> No.14920214

>>14920079
Seriously, I thought someone screencapped that lovely greentext from a couple threads back?

Post it? Please?

>> No.14920217
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>>14920154
VANESSA A CUTE!

CUTE!

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>>14920112
>no reply
Well I'll just do whatever then. It'll be on your heads if you don't like what happens.
>>14920214
Nobody screencapped it.

>> No.14920222

>>14920199
/fit/itaur? Nah, she'd spaghetti all over.

>> No.14920236

>>14920190
She's just going to ride you all the harder for it when she finds out.
And then make you take it all back.

>> No.14920237

>>14920222
I'm going to fantasize about being the fucktoy of the MGC high Football team and you can't stop me anon.
I will not be denied the busty /fit/ reverse-gangbangs.
Call me a slut if you must.

>> No.14920242

>>14920236
Please no, I need to support my habit!
>>14920237
Slutbucket!

>> No.14920248

>>14920242
No!
No husband of hers is going to keep stealing until he gets put in jail where a dire manticore and a quartet of large rat thugs will will fight over him like a piece of meat.

>> No.14920250

>>14920248
But I needs muh venom, mang.

>> No.14920251

>>14920074
One day I'll write my own Dragoon Story.
With a focus on Dragoon Graduates far-afield, attempting to earn wives the "Old Fashioned Way".

Someday. Yes.
God I suck...

>> No.14920254

>>14920198
I want q t monstrous grills to sink on to my animation studio.

>> No.14920255

>>14920251
Help me succeed, anon. You're hopeless, but I can still amount to something.

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>>14920222
She's not exactly a girl to stutter or hesitate when you ask her for it.

>> No.14920258

>>14920250
You are going to get clean and she's going to make you!
There's a nice pharoah with experience treating addicts down the street she knows who can help you out.

>> No.14920261

>>14920258
Pharaoh? She's just some stripper.

>> No.14920262

>>14919362
Not him but, when it comes to drawing you either got it or you don't.

T. Dude who's entire immediate family Was good at art except him.

>> No.14920268

>>14920261
Please, she is a doctor trained in rehabilitating manticore, apophis, and arachne victims.

>> No.14920271

>>14920268
Then why does she dance like an Egyptian at P'Orcers?

>> No.14920275

>>14920237
>Go to the gym
>See a Minotaur doing squats
>Compliment her form
"Y-you too"
>Work out with her regularly
>She asks for you number one day
>Can't stop smiling the rest of the day when you give it to her
>Ask her out on a date
>She spends the night posting on /fit/ about how she finally made it and has a qt bf who lifts with her
>She blushes and time you touch her
>One day, at the advice of other /fit/ girls she pulls you into her house to rape you, only to discover she can't go through with it
>She breaks down and cries about how she'll never be an alpha girl like the manticores
>You kiss her and tell her it's okay, and that you love her just the same
>Together you give each other your first times
>Afterwards she holds you in her arms, stroking your head and gazing at you with love in her eyes

This is what you would give up for a reverse gangbang. Not only are you a slut, but your taste is shit.

>> No.14920279

>>14920271
Extra cash.
Gotta repay them college debts yo.

Besides, it keeps her trim, unlike those snakes.

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14920284

>>14920218
Well.
Fuck.

Y'know what? Since it's right there, super convenient...

Actually took longer in paint than I thought. Had to edit it from an OP...

>> No.14920285

>>14920255
>You're hopeless
Gee.
Thanks.

>> No.14920288

>>14920285
Any time, Indian Companion!

>> No.14920289

>>14920275
I'd prefer a dominant girl whose sorority cheers her on as she picks me up effortlessly, sticks me with a manticore spike and then proceeds to suck my dick like she's chugging a keg.

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14920291

I suck at names. What should they be called? If I don't get any decent suggestions, I'll call them Seamus and Arianne.

>> No.14920293

Good night Anons.
Take care and remember to not burn down the thread.
Instead, please make sure to watch out for that dormouse gang called the sleepers.

They're behind a spree of group cuddling.

>> No.14920297

>>14920293
The Sleepers? Lame name. I'd have called them Dozing Dames.

>> No.14920299

>>14920291
>Arianne
Cute name. Would be pretty awkward to read, though.
That's the name of my step-sister.

>> No.14920301

>>14920299
I got them out of Samus Aran

>> No.14920303

>>14920291
I'm not a fan of giving a monster girl an actual "human" name

I'd give her a fantasy name or something

>> No.14920304

>>14920303
Fantasy names suck. They sound pretentious and are just plain uncomfortable.

>> No.14920306

>>14918482
>There are people who wouldn't want a girl version of Alex Mercer

>> No.14920309

>>14918487
Well SHODAN is already a succuvirus

She keeps hitting on me, it's awkward.

>> No.14920311

>>14920293
Don't you worry, I'm already looking for them at this very moment.

>> No.14920316

>>14920297
The name doesn't matter.
Their effectiveness is what matters.

>>14920311
God speed good Anon.

>> No.14920320

>>14918835
There's already advent mods for all the alien units, I just hope people will make it so that alien units get the same amount of customization in terms of regular units

>> No.14920324

>>14920306
Alex Mercer was a shitty boyfriend though. By that logic, his female counterpart would be an equally shitty girlfriend

>> No.14920325

>>14918966
I guess with my Oomukade waifu, maybe a bit of cuddling and let things go from there. After all it's not like she'll take things too far to the point where I'm a mindbroken whore, only good for fucking cooking and cleaning. Nah I trust her too much for that.

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>>14920291
Try using this:
fantasynamegenerators.com/

>> No.14920330

>>14920327
I don't need this much cringe. I'll just go with Seamus and Arianne.
It'll suck plenty without silly made-up names.

>> No.14920331

>>14920327
>Nighith and Dammath
I shouldn't be laughing.

>> No.14920345

>>14920306
She'd be a meat version of the doppelganger who ignores me for long periods of time, finally finds me, and then goes full edge lord not a moment later.

>> No.14920348

>>14920324
This is true. Alex Mercer was a complete piece of shit.

Blacklight Virus "Alex Mercer", however, could make for a qtMG.

>> No.14920351

>>14920348
Who wins, Alex-chan or the delivery girl Raiju?

>> No.14920353

>>14920257
I'm prepared to be bullied.

>> No.14920362

>>14920324
But what about teasing and messing with her? What better partner for a bitch like Alexia than someone who can troll the shit out of her AND can counter anything she can dish out.

>You'll never insult her plaufully when she's acting like a prick
>She'll never lash out
>You'll never counter her rage with playful banter while dodging her swipes and beam cannons
>And then deliver the final blow of your vaccine impact
>Before taking her exhausted ass back home
>"Motherfucking flea bitch, you're lucky that Goddess of yours thinks your some hot shit."
>"K, sure, speaking of which, let's eat out, I'm starving"

>> No.14920367

>>14920345
So basically a goth chick? Holy shit she sounds exactly like the person that would hate my jabs.

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>>14920257
I wanna marry that.

>> No.14920371

>>14920367
I guess.
Although I do imagine that her being absent for a long time would cause some ill will.
especially when she starts rambling on about some 'greater plan' she has for humanity and then you counter about how she can pretend to be other people easily but can't even pretend to be your girlfriend for an hour.

>> No.14920374

>>14920370
Same.
And not just because of the titties.

>> No.14920385

>>14920304
I guess fantasy name wasn't the right term

I meant the kind of name a loving monster girl mother would give to her daughter, not some kind of epic, overly-long, pretentious and hard to pronounce name

Instead of picking a random human girl name, I try to put 1 to 3 syllabus that sound good together to make an exotic name that tries to reflect a bit of the girl's character

I used human names a few times to show that the monster girl was close to her father or that he at least named her himself

>> No.14920387

>>14920374
>not [...] because of the titties
>
Please.

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>>14920306
>>14920324
Alex Mercer was a sociopath. Zeus cared about Alex's sister more than her own brother ever could.

Zeus might eat innocent people for a living but he didn't work at Gentek nor doomed Manhattan to be consumed by Blacklight and tortured by Blackwatch later on.

>> No.14920396

>>14920387
I mean, don't get me wrong, I do enjoy a nice rack like that but it's more her personality that wins me over.

Direct and knows what she wants.

Kinda why I'd enjoy being a house husband for an amazon, although we'd need to work on her bust to 'level the playing field' a bit.

>>14920371
I see one of two things happening from this.

One is that she goes to her room, mopes for an hour about you not 'understanding her' before realizing she's in the wrong and then apologizing with a bit of a mope before asking what you want to do with her.

The latter is that she gets genuinly hurt, thinks in her room for a bit, and then puts on her 'best body', the one with the chest and rear you like, and then offers to take you out to dinner and a movie as repayment, your choice along with some lovemaking that night.

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>>14920370
Sorry anon. I don't think she's the marrying type.

>> No.14920409

>>14920291
You are aware that's art of existing writefag characters right?

>> No.14920412

>>14920395
That's true, I should have specified virus Mercer, virus Mercer was thematically more like the Thing in terms of a monster in an unfamiliar environment.

Though I kind of like the idea of dealing with a bitchy Alexia Mercer.

She would try to retort and lash out, only for you to counter it every time with harsh words. Even though she can turn you into her flesh beast, she doesn't cause "you are hideous enough as is."

Closest thing to intimacy other than her desire to use her mutations on your poor body was when she's getting massaged by you. Maybe she'll even pretend to act a bit sweet and compliment your hands.

In between the sighs you can hear her apologizing. Before she leaves she gives a half sincere "Sorry for not being around"

Leaving you with a flesh blob and a note "Here's a product of our love, I guess, stop complaining." With a sigh, "hey baby, want to know why mommy is like that?"


Why does this turn me on so much?

>> No.14920413

Would MG Mercer need full bodies to copy and shapeshift or only little bits of DNA like hair, nails, and blood?

>> No.14920419

>>14920409
I was less referring to the specific characters in the picture and more to a dragoon and Wyvern I'm writing, please don't get your panties in a knot over nothing.

>> No.14920429

>>14920419
So that's a no. No need to get all defensive to cover your ignorance.

>> No.14920431

>>14920429
Moose please go.

>> No.14920436

>>14920429
>getting spicy over some shitty OCs
Come on Anon, you're not acting like the person your waifu knows you can be.

>> No.14920438

>>14920413
>Prototype Mercer, a dangerous individual in the land of mamano, created from the mad experiments from lichs of old, it terrorized the lands with horrors that caused former enemies to ally just to end its periodic scourges. With the new Demon Lord in power its power is significantly reduced. Before it was capable of consuming entire towns and take the form of anyone. Presently it can assume form from only a hair and lost many of its most dangerous abilties. The Demon Lord's Lilims often keep a close eye on Prototype in order ensure 'it' becomes more accustomed with being 'her'.
>In recent accounts of her appearance, of which there are many, she chooses to stay secluded, only occasionally wandering in the visage of a human in times for a mate. She assumes the form of the women the man most desires, than reveals her true form, often taking pleasure from the horrified faces of her consorts. To counter her, simply find pleasure from her many permutations, she often ends up frightened and flustered from those men who act in ways a lover would to his bride. Whether this is from losing her sense of dominance or from the effect of mamano man remains to be seen.

>> No.14920443 [SPOILER] 
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REMEMBER ME

>> No.14920456

>>14920443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYURxfaTdpY

>> No.14920467

>>14920443
>Not tail fin at the end

It's shit.

>> No.14920472

>>14920467
Silly anon, murderfish is the gills and the personality.

>> No.14920483

>>14918321
Sorry to dissapoint anon, I hit a bit of writers blocks. I think I'm going to change it up and make it serialized rather than a one shot because I was incredibly unhappy with how it was finishing. Also, any ideas for a title anon?

>> No.14920495

>>14920483
Pounding Pooch.

>> No.14920501

>>14920413
Do you want to place her on an easy-going setting like MGE or something more hardcore like MGQ?

>> No.14920508

>>14920495
I don't think that particularly fits anon.

>> No.14920523

>>14920508
Doggy Style Doggy Bag?

>> No.14920568

>>14919047
>>14918993
Got a name for that doujin? Google search isnt being helpfull

>> No.14920574

>>14920523
I'm not sure on that one either anon.

>> No.14920582

>>14920568
Hatsujou Momiji

somehing something spoonfeeding something, 13 million hours on saucenao, etc

enjoy

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>>14920582
Thanks anon.

Have a cute Beegirl

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>>14920585
Not cute enough.

>> No.14920609

>>14920483
The Canine Collaboration

>> No.14920618

>>14920483
Dog Days of something.

I'm not sure what.
I'm sure you could fill in the blank. It's your story.

>> No.14920626

>>14920609
Candid Canines

>> No.14920630

>>14920483
"The Hellhound who laughed at my tiny penis and the Anubis who was too busy to"
No thanks necessary, just giving you gold here.

>> No.14920655
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14920655

Remember to Kuddle a Kraken today.

>> No.14920666

>>14920291
Biggie and Smalls
Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern
Bonnie and Clyde
Hack and Slash
Gin and Tonic
Monsoon and Sam
Bill and Ted
Eric and Dylan
Dragonslayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough

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>>14920630
You know I think we were ALL waiting for you to post tiny penis anon...

>> No.14920673

>>14920483
My Anubis Senpai is actually really lewd and wants to make me her slave but maybe my tomboy Hellhound childhood friend also wants my dick!?!

>> No.14920684

>Loen's working on the daki for Miiafag
Soon.

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Dead.

>> No.14920766

>>14920756
And yet still more alive than many of the living.

>> No.14920777

>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate.
>It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance.
>The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
From World Guide 1

For a long time I thought that this first sentence did not matter since it is followed by other sentences that go against it, and that monster girls would take nearly any man as their husband if he was willing to marry them
But after thinking about it for a while, I came to the conclusion that this first sentence along with all the mentions of monsters "taking a liking to a man" are meant to show that monster girls all have their own personalities
Just like how if you took 2 humans at random and compared them, they'd have the same "core" based on human biology, which would dictate a part of their personality, they would be very different nonetheless
The same would happen if you took 2 monster girls except that their "core" would be much more prevalent because of their instincts

I don't know where I'm going with this, I guess I'm just trying to say that monster girls are fully blown individuals and that you shouldn't restrict yourself to the profiles and canon when thinking of your waifu

>> No.14920783

>>14919076
So change pen name and pretend you're new at it. And don't post it here.

>> No.14920811

Hot opinions on some of last thread's pastes.

>The Mary Ellen Carter


Firstly, I had a lasting erection so nice job. Good characterisation too. I think you managed with Rodger to make a character with some spine and a bit of depth and manlet rage while at the same time not making a psychotic edgelord.
That's a hard balance to strike, but you actually did it really well. On top of that, as some other anon said, the Amazons were cute as fuck.

The weakest part of the story was the beginning. Everyone wants to do a bit of world building in their story, but sometimes no matter how cool it is you're only hurting your story by putting it in. Ask yourself, "does the reader really need to know that these are fantasy pirates, or are the monster girls enough?"

Another gripe I had was with Pablo. You broke two rules there: "show, don't tell" and your use of the 3rd person limited POV. If the Rodgers narrator doesn't know the Amazons aren't going to eat him, then the narrator doesn't know Pablo's name isn't actually Pablo. Once you limit the POV, you have to be consistent.

This last one is really personal, but 3rd Person and repetition like the "Again and Again" at the very end of the story don't go well together. It's jarring and honestly I stopped reading to laugh.

All in all I really enjoyed it. Keep it up man.


>Across the Land Twice Over


I found this story pretty fun, and you managed to avoid a lot of the pits that people who write non-generic western fantasy settings stumble into.
There was some trouble with the wording of your sentences that took away from the work as a whole though.

>Compatriot is not a synonym for Comrade
I think you were looking for the later word when talking about Borgas and Octavius, as you never mentioned they were actually from the same country, only the same company.

>Silence continued
You never mentioned a silence in before this. It's jarring.

>Borgas... Octavius, B... O...
This pops up a lot. A bit of variation goes a long way.

>one of his other vices
You said earlier the Oct has "few vices." The wording of this sentence contradicts this, I'd just say that whatever's in the flask is his other vice and leave it at that. If there are other vices, can I suggest touching Dark Elf ears?
There was also a sentence around here where you used a sentence instead of a full stop.

>Maps Topographical as well as Cartographical
To my mind, this sentence reads "Maps with heights as well as maps on the map." Cartographical means "related to the science or practice of making maps." It's not the right word here.

>(comma) his legion standard...
I think a ":" would be better here, seeing as you're listing objects afterwards. Maybe a ";" but they are scary to lose and if someone really /lit/erate sees you using it incorrectly they will bully you relentlessly. Might be best to look this one up.

Finally one more point. The elf seems a lot less formal than someone who's out to hire a mercenary company. From the way you characterised her it seemed odd to me she went to her room the second Oct told her his boss was asleep. Just one more line of interaction after this would make her a more realised character.

I still really liked where you're going with the story though. You better write the next chapter m8.

>> No.14920868

>>14920811
Thanks a bundle for the critique, Anon. It's always a treat to have someone take time out of their day to give in-depth pointers and opinions. It shows that you really care, and I'm happy to receive them.

I'm especially happy that you found Roger's character to your liking. The entire drive behind this story was basically "why not try to write a snu-snu story where the protagonist can't be summed up with just four words: 'poor little human boy.' "

Thanks again for the kind and constructive words. You're an everyday hero, bud.

>> No.14920896

>>14920868
I had a little peak at your pastebin too m8. Are these titles or stand names?
If you can make a story like this out of a /tv/ meme you've got something.

>> No.14920927

>>14920896
What can I say. I'd sooner go a lifetime without sex than a day without music.

>> No.14920944

>>14920927
>I'd sooner go a lifetime without sex than a day without music.

You'd be sent to a rapejail if MGs officers heard you say that

That made me think, would a Siren/Ghandharva rather sacrifice sex or music?
Would they accept to leave their own concert if a man proposed them to go to a love hotel?

>> No.14920965

>>14920944
Whichever option leads to the best sex.

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>>14920443

>> No.14921116
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munchmunch

>> No.14921120

>>14920777
Them being content with any man doesn't really devalue their personalities. It just shows they're naturally very lascivious as it is, plus aren't strongly discriminating at least look-wise, plus usually live where there are almost no or a shortage of available men to let one slip by. Men are like big creamy cakes to them; they'll pick the one with a cherry on top between two, but that leaves the other one just as a prime dessert, especially for a sweet tooth.

I've never got why some perceive their feature of being non-picky and attracted to spirit energy before all else as a sign of shallowness. I've always seen it to be what it is, just an ultimate equalizer. This way everyone has what it takes to attract a monstergirl, everyone makes the first impression necessary to proceed further.

Just like the whole reverse rape thing isn't there for particular fetishists or masochists for the most part. It's a tool to overcome supposed shyness and spaghetti-ness of the reader. They make the first step, and it's a leap giant enough you're in bed before you notice, so none of your issues will get in the way between you and the girl you liked.

Obviously you deepen your relationship post-factum.

>> No.14921128

>>14921116
Would you kiss a cockroach if you knew it has a chance to transform into a qt loli cockroach girl?

>> No.14921137

>>14921128
Yes, as long as I get to keep her tied up in my basement afterwards.

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>>14921128
Of course, Devil Bugs are cute as hell.

>> No.14921165

>>14919861
Wait

AYY YO

HOL' UP

>Basilisks who don't wear masks but instead fall into the "onee-san that never opens their eyes archetype"

Literally perfect.

>> No.14921167

>>14921128
No, just thinking where her mouth was makes me a little disgusted.

>> No.14921179

>>14921165
>Make basilisk onee-san mad
>She slowly opens her eyes and lances you a glare, reminding you that you shouldn't mess with her

>> No.14921187 [SPOILER] 
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14921187

There's no time to explain, take this!

>> No.14921191

>>14921187
No, it's too smelly! I can't!

>> No.14921192

>>14921191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4goJID2X9U

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>>14921187
ok

>> No.14921195

>>14921120
It would make for more interesting and complex relationships if MGs could at least see you as a human being before actually seeing you as a man.

Like, before the usual "rape on first sight" you actually get to have some character development before she starts lusting for your dick.

>> No.14921196

>>14921187
Thanks Doc.

>> No.14921208
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>You're in the market for your first house
>You find the perfect one, but there's a catch!
>You have to marry the lonely christmas cake realtor, an MG!

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

Do you make the deal?

>> No.14921226

>>14921208
>Wilmarina
Does the marriage bring down the price, or is it just a package deal with the house?
Regardless, I wouldn't even read the terms and conditions, and just sign the second I saw her. I hope our neighbors are heavy sleepers.

>> No.14921227

>>14921208
>Cheshire Cat
no thanks

>> No.14921239

>>14921208
>Nekomata
>Cheistmas Cake
This is two of my weaknesses in one, that woman's getting kittens.

>> No.14921247
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>>14921208
>Cancer
yes

>> No.14921257

Jackalope girl when?
Fearsome critter series when?

>> No.14921264
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>>14921208
>Mouse
Keikaku Doori

>> No.14921265
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>>14921208
>The Chief God

I guess she finally realized the only way to beat the Demon Lord is to outfuck her. You can all now refer to me as Pope Paladin the Awesome, father of ten thousand archangels, and top bullier of the smelly neet Deruella!

>> No.14921268

>>14921208
>christmas cake
Trash
>cyclops
Double trash

>> No.14921275

>>14921268
>christmas cake
>Trash
how is it possible to have taste so shit?

>> No.14921281

>>14921268
>Trash
Sabbath please go and take your flat goat with you.

>> No.14921291

>>14921208
>Hellhound
I, uh... Is she the staderd Hellhound or can she please be a nerdy one. I can live with the fact that she is dominant either way.

>> No.14921292

>>14921208
>CC Alice

Wouldn't that make her a cupcake? Also, this is cute as fuck.

>> No.14921293

>>14921281
Can I take the flat goat with me

>> No.14921296

>>14921208
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rules/DP
I-I don't want to marry the rules, Anon.

>> No.14921297

>>14921296
>DP

>> No.14921302

>>14921268
>Christmas Cake
>Cyclops
>Trash
Why don't you make like a Lilim and go fuck yourself.

>> No.14921317

>>14921208
>Christmas cake Prisoner fruit

So I have to marry a fruit cake? Ok

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>>14921293
fine, just leaves more better goat for the people with taste.

>> No.14921334

>>14921318
Satyros would be the best Christmas Cakes.

>> No.14921356

>>14921334
>>14921318
Agreed, she looks like the ighschool sensei type already, the obsession with booze helps too.

>> No.14921367
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I feel the need... FOR SPEED!

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>>14921318
Baphomet is literally objectively better.

>> No.14921392

>>14921318
You know, for as awesome as I think Satyross is, I have to agree with this anon >>14921371. You'll be hard pressed to find something better than a big, tall, busty Baphomet with confidence and power in spades.

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>>14921318
>>14921371
I want both, the best threesomes are the ones with an imouto and onee-san.

>> No.14921399

>>14921208
>Chochin Obake

Nope.

>> No.14921407

>>14921208
>Gyoubu Danuki
So a Tanuki.
Fuck yeah I'll take that deal.

>> No.14921410

>>14921318
Hortensia Hornblower, let me partake of your nectar!

>> No.14921413

>>14921208
>Scylla
This is a beach house, then? Good. I love sunbathing and diving.

>> No.14921466

>>14921208
>Dwarf
Nope

>> No.14921494

I want to use a nose hook on my Kobold daughteru, put her in a latex bitchsuit, and call her my cum-piggy!

Then I'm going to cuddle the fuck out of her and tell I love her!

>> No.14921498

>>14921494
Fatherly love takes many forms. We must be understanding of our Austrian brethren.

>> No.14921506

>>14921208
>Kesaran Pasaran
Not my first pick but I'd go with her.

>> No.14921507

>>14921506
Touch fuzzy get dizzy!

>> No.14921512

>>14921208
>Nekomata
Eh, I guess.

>> No.14921513

>>14921498
I'm not Austrian or anything anon, please take your pig-dog meme somewhere else.

I do love her though, I love her a lot!

>> No.14921525

>>14921507
I guess, although I wonder if she's got CC proportions despite being so small.

>> No.14921532

>>14921513
>pig-dog
Somehow I don't believe you.

>> No.14921566

>>14921532
The thought only occurred to me once the post was written, and I thought people wouldn't notice.

>> No.14921570

>>14921566
Would you call it a Freudian slip?

>> No.14921575

>>14921570
No, not really. just an unfortunate coincidence!

>> No.14921580

>>14921575
Almost makes you want to curse the thunder-weather, doesn't it?

>> No.14921590

>>14921580
Maybe just a little?

>> No.14921594

>>14921590
And maybe enjoy some sauerkraut and lick a P'Orc's feet?

>> No.14921605

>>14921594
No, none of that. The only feet I lick are my Kobold daughteru's or my Kobold waifu's when I want to make them whine and squirm!

>> No.14921611

>>14921605
If you say so Fritz.

>> No.14921617

>>14921611
I'm not sure who that is.

>> No.14921636

>>14921617
You, Hans.

>> No.14921643

>>14921636
Please stop this anon, you're confusing me!

>> No.14921647
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How magical is your waifu?

>> No.14921650

>>14921643
You know where this is going, Johann.

>> No.14921651

>>14921647
>Dice say Kephri
Not very, although that doesn't matter to me.

>> No.14921654

>>14921650
Unless you call me by my right name, I'm going to stop taking to you anon.

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>>14921647
So poorly described by KC that her powers are almost limitless in bed.

>> No.14921658

>>14921647
She's pretty powerful from the profile.

>> No.14921662

>>14921656
But still vulnerable to the whacking stick.

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>>14921647
She beat Death in a game of chess.

>> No.14921667

Hey anons, its that one guy Klaus. Its been awhile has it? Sorry for the delay on some stories. I've literally been working 8 days straight. 9 tomorrow! However, after that I get 2 days off, and am working on a short one shot about a ghost. After that, I WILL finish the second chapter of my Gladiators saga. Thanks for your patience, and I'll see you all soon.

>> No.14921670

>>14921664
That's not much of accomplishment.
>REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSES MOVE
>>14921667
This has been Public Service Announcement. We return to our regularly schedules programming, and out feature presentation "Who Framed Rosie Rabbit?"

>> No.14921672

>>14921667
kewl.

>> No.14921689

>>14921120
You make some very good points, especially for rape being a tool to eliminate the whole pick-up/flirting hassle you usually have to go through in order to start a relationship

Monster girls really are masters of seduction

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>>14921647
She has flames coming from her eyes, so fairly magical.

>> No.14921722

>>14921700

>mfw a hellhound has more chest hair than I

>> No.14921731

>>14921722
same desu senpai

>> No.14921733

>>14921722
>>14921731
Having a girl play with your chest hair is the best!

>> No.14921745

>>14921722
Yes, all I have is chest acne.

>> No.14921754
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14921754

Hey, sorry to ask but can someone post a link to the yandere crow tengu librarian story?

and maybe some others as well please

>> No.14921755

>>14921722
She has more than me and my body hair is pretty heavy.

Still though, resting on her chest and taking a nice sniff of her hair would be pretty nice.

>> No.14921758

>>14921745
You think that's bad? I got a pimple down there and tried to pop it like an idiot and then it got all irritated and now it looks like I've got herpes.

>> No.14921764

>>14921758
aww jeez

It's not like anybody is going to see it though, right?

>> No.14921765

>>14921754
http://pastebin.com/5mWaEnFL

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>>14921764
I see it every time I take a piss. I feel every time I fap.
I know you should just leave the damn things alone but I never do. I never learn.

>> No.14921787

>>14921765

Thank you!

>> No.14921792

>>14921779
>I feel every time I fap.
Why, though? Why would you fap with an injured willy?

>> No.14921805

>>14921792
It's not really injured, and the spot doesn't affect anything, it's just gross.

>> No.14921813

>>14921208
>The fucking Demon Lord

I... I am unready...

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>>14921208
>Lamia
HELL YES

>> No.14921824 [SPOILER] 
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Around Elves, watch yourselves.

>> No.14921826

>>14921779
I want to smell Rachne's hair. Purple is my favorite aroma.

>> No.14921833

>>14921824
Link, no. Bad!

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>>14921824
You bully them, you don't watch yourself around them, what are you some kind of pussy?
>Case in point I met this elf six months ago and I bullied her so badly I impregnated her!
>Look at how happy and content she is thinking I'll take responsibility!
>Look at her and laugh!
>I'm kidding I'll totally take responsibility. What kind of heartless bastard do you take me for?

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>>14921852
>Spoiler
You're okay, anon.

>> No.14921869

What the fuck is up with Japan?
Why do so many artists draw 10/10 girls and then go "Hey know what would make this better? NTR, gangbangs, a giant dildo up the guy's ass and maybe a little scat for good measure."?

>> No.14921870

>>14921824
Why, the elves I live around are extremely friendly and very helpful. Plus all they do is cuddle with me and ask me to massage their ears, which I do both of those because they said please which is very polite of them to.

>> No.14921880

>>14921869
Because artistic ability is a mental illness. The more technically proficient the artist is, the more absurd their fetishes become.

>> No.14921881

>>14921869
It's the radiation. The Americans already nuked them twice in a row and then earthquakes and tsunamis keep messing with their nuclear plants.

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>> No.14921889

>>14921885
The Skeleton is in dire need of redesign.

>> No.14921892

>>14921885
Kinda spooky, but okay.

>> No.14921896

>>14921869
They actually keep all of the more vanilla and loving works to themselves, we do not deserve the chance to view their true masterpieces.

>> No.14921899
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>>14921869
Fuck you
NTR is the best
He will POO in you for talking shit about him

>> No.14921902

>>14921885
Skeletons are great!
You can heal them, love them, bully them and so much more

It's too sad that most of the undead get ignored because of Wight and Lich

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>>14921885
Skeleton a cute. CUTE.

>> No.14921945

>reading Fate of Empires
>live in a country that shows all signs of being in decline, badly
Please save us Sexy Overlords!

>> No.14921962

>>14921945
>In the ads for that new movie 'London Has Fallen' the MC is talking to the terrorists about them and America
>Says something like 'You're just one man, in 1,000 years we'll still be here
I laugh every time because we might not even last to the end of the decade.

>> No.14921974

>>14921945
Speaking of, is it me or has /mgt/ activity really declined over time? I mean, I used to remember 4000, 5000 count threads. Now threads are 2000-3000.

>> No.14921977

>>14921974
There's the rest of /jp/ to consider you know.

>> No.14921985

>>14921974
Those massive threads were only right after the exodus, I'll agree things might be getting slower as of late but you can't really compare it to those early threads.

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>>14921945
I'm sure something can be arranged.

>> No.14921991

>>14921974
2000-3000 has been the average for the longest time now. Someone says this shit every other week.

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>you will never humiliate your big tiddied Hellhound onee-san by having her dress up as a Holstaur
>you will never plow her from behind as she's hooked up to a breast milking machine
>she will never pay you back by riding your pelvis ragged and forcing a nipple into your mouth

>> No.14922006

>>14921985
what is the "exodus"?

>> No.14922012

>>14922006
Monster girls getting kicked out of /a/, that happened a long time ago though.

>> No.14922014

>>14922006
You seriously aren't aware of our past life on /a/?

>> No.14922018

>>14922014
C-can I post the Waterworld stuff now?

>> No.14922020

>>14922014
That was late 2014... it is possible that at least one person joined the thread in the last 1.5 years.

>> No.14922022

>>14922018
I guess.

>> No.14922023

>>14922014
Have only been browsing this thread for like 2 months, usually only hang around vg or tg. This is just a guilty pleasure i got into rather recently. Mind explaining more or would it not be worth the effort?

>> No.14922024

>>14922006
T'is how we got you
Did you actually believe we all just materialized here? Out of thin air?

>> No.14922025

>>14922018
We've all seen it, and if they haven't then seriously how new can they be?

>> No.14922033
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>>14922000
I'd rather she gave me a nursing handjob while dressed as a Holst but plowing her from behind and spanking her sounds good too.

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>>14922023
Behold, my son!

>> No.14922037

>>14922023
Just lurk. The discussion will come up by organic means.

>> No.14922042

>>14922036
>I'm on this three times
Jesus fucking Christ.

>> No.14922046

>>14922037
Sorry, was just getting a bit curious.

>>14922036
This actually answers about every question i was thinking of asking. Holy shit

>> No.14922048

>>14921885
Needs more puns

>> No.14922050

>>14922046
>This actually answers about every question
There's six more but I think we can wrap it up.

>> No.14922062

>>14920811
Finally some goddam feedback. Thank you so much. I'll get on fixing those errors tonight since I was planning on starting Ch2.

Although, what pitfalls are you talking about? I hate to ask for more after such an exhaustive critique, but I'd like to avoid them in later chapters and ignorance seems like a good way to ensure I hit them all.

>> No.14922073

>>14921208
>Arachne
>Christmas Cake
My mind's telling me yes, and my body is also telling me yes.

>> No.14922074

https://a.pomf.cat/grkois.png

Left or right?

>> No.14922077

>>14922000
You have good taste anon.

>> No.14922079

>>14921208
Cake Sahuagin

I feel like I'm gonna end up giving her backrubs after a very long day of spearfishing.

Honestly this isn't any different from what I do for my own family, including laundry and everything else.

>> No.14922082

>>14922074
Right. I'm kinda thirsty.

>> No.14922083

>>14922074
>https://a.pomf.cat/grkois.png
Left my friend. Left!

>> No.14922084

>>14922020
>It's been almost two years since the exodus.
>I started browsing these threads in late 2013
Holy shit, how much of my life have I sunk into these threads?
Worth it.

>> No.14922086

>>14922074
>Sheep of Cow
is there a both option?
I'm taking the both option

>> No.14922088

>>14922077
My brother.

>> No.14922089

>>14922074
Center.

>> No.14922092

>>14922084
You and me both. Even if all my time here has amounted to little more than the birth of memes.

>> No.14922095

>>14922000
>humiliating your onee-san
Shame on you

>> No.14922099

>>14922074
Sheep.
Mutton is better than beef

>> No.14922103
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Some have it coming, though

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>>14922073

>> No.14922113

>>14922103
That man is very wise.
He should be careful not to let her get addicted though.

>> No.14922129

>>14922074
Right is the only right option.

>> No.14922156
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14922156

Anon! You've just moved to MGC, and your next door neighbour immediately hits on you. However, she is also of a species you would never waifu and you want to turn her down.

You can't actually tell her this though, since racism is illegal under penalty of alpification. You also can't lie about being in a relationship because she can smell the lack of MG and/or dark energy on you.

What excuse could you possibly use? If you don't give her a good reason, she'll think she still has a shot with you and interrupt you whenever you try bring a date home. But if you're too mean, she could do the same out of spite.

To findout who it is, roll

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono

If you get an MG you'd be willing to waifu, you must reroll until you get one you wouldn't.

So, anon? What's your excuse?

>> No.14922164

>>14922156
>Chimaera
Multiple personalities are too much for me to handle.

>> No.14922169

>>14922156
>matango
I'd have to tell her I'm severely allergic to mushrooms and can't be around them sadly.

>> No.14922176

>>14922156
I'm a lonely and pathetic man who would cling to the first monster girl to show interest in me.

Even the Siths, Matango and Alp.

>> No.14922181

>>14922156
>You can't actually tell her this though, since racism is illegal under penalty of alpification.

I like alps and that sounds dumb.

>> No.14922192

>>14921208
>Dark Matter
Fuck

>> No.14922195

>>14922164
>>14922192
You weren't fast-thinking enough to actually come up with an excuse? Enjoy your new waifu(s)!

>>14922169
She says she understands and slinks back to her apartment with a sigh.

>>14922181
Great, you get to BE the Alp! (And many Western countries have clauses that make racism implicitly illegal under anti-discrimination or anti-hatespeech laws, so it could happen in an MGC near YOU!)

>> No.14922197

>>14922176
>Tfw you've reached that loneliness threshold that you'd probably do this too
Damn it Anonymous

>> No.14922198

>>14922156
>Merrow

That doesn't sound too bad

>> No.14922202

>>14922195
Now I feel bad She's a cute looking matango, but I don't to end up a mindless husk. is their anything that can cure that and make so I could hang around her and not be mushroomed, like a magical potion or artifact of sorts?

>> No.14922203

>>14922197
I'm willing to bet a vast majority of anons in this thread would jump at the chance to have any waifu at all.

>> No.14922205

>>14922156
>Manticore
You know what anon? Fuck you, I'm just going to pull my dick out and start stroking it and see what she does.

>> No.14922206

>>14922198
>He doesn't like hatfish
[Judging Intensifies]

>> No.14922208

>>14922156
>Beelzebub

I would make everything so shiny and clean that even a Kiki would be ashamed.

>> No.14922209

>>14922195
But that is my excuse. I'm not responsible enough to handle all those personalities.

>> No.14922213

>>14922206
I just rolled her anon.

And I just realized I broke the rules of the game by accident.

>> No.14922218

>>14922197
The girl we'd end up with would probably be just as lonely too. God help me, the thought of falling to sleep hugging a cait-sith is actually kind of appealing.

>> No.14922220

>>14922213
No no shhh shhh
You didn't break anything. Because you don'[t like Merrows, right? You despise them
Right? RIGHT? Wink wink nudge nudge

>> No.14922226

>>14922156
>Baphomet
Shut the door in her face and immediately move out.

>> No.14922233

>>14922226
Alp pls go

>> No.14922236
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>>14922226
What a bully.

>> No.14922241

>>14922220
Yes, I really hate big breasted lusty Merrows.
Oh curse my incredibly bad luck to be cornered by one. I really hope be does not roughly take me to bed and make me feel pleasure like I'd never felt before.

That would not be great and I hope it does not happen. Wink

>> No.14922242

>>14922156
>Dormouse.
>"Sorry, but my job makes it so I'm rarely ever home, and where 'home' is often changes several times a year. So I can't exactly hold down anything resembling a relationship right now."
>"...Also, I don't like cheese."

>TFW all of the above is actually true.

>> No.14922246
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>>14922213
>>14922220
Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on our watch! Now pay your fine or it's off to MGC Jail.

>> No.14922253
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14922253

>HEAR ME MORTAL, AND ANSWER MY QUESTIONS OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES

W-What is a 'date'?

>> No.14922255

>>14922246
The one with the Minotaur/Oni/Jinko gaurds?

>> No.14922258

>>14922241
I guess the jig is up, my friend. It seems someone called >>14922246
I guess now we're going to have to pay the fine of POCKET SAND

>> No.14922265

>>14922156
>Beelzebub
"I don't taste good. I swear"

>> No.14922268

>>14922253
Well, notice how we're sitting in this coffee shop, enjoying eachother's company and munching on those cinnamon buns that you like?

Some people would call this a date.

>> No.14922269

>>14922156
>Sahuagin

Sorry I'm into big girls

>> No.14922270

>>14922074
Holstaur forever and always, that is if I can't have both.
>>14922156
That took quite a few rerolls since there's really only a few I wouldn't waifu.
>Roper
God I don't even want to read the profile to find something I can use, guess I could tell it that the girl its infesting doesn't fit my tastes while I look for anything not shit.

>> No.14922272

>>14922253
Basically a big raisin.

>> No.14922275

>>14922253
Well imagine trying to get a man. Without raping or use magic to to make him have sex with you.
The next step is to go somewhere nice and... You know what, I'll just show you.
And remember, no rape.

>> No.14922276

>>14922272
Laughinganime.png

>> No.14922277
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>>14922255
No, the one with the Ushi-Oni prisoners and the Unicorn gang.

>>14922258
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

>> No.14922285

>>14922253
A type of plant-based food, often found in Mediterranean/near tropical climates. Quite good as the flavoring in a milkshake, actually.

Or an event where two EQUAL individuals go and have EQUAL amounts of fun as HUMANS are capable of doing when not being CORRUPTED by UNNECESSARY HOSTILE ACTIONS. Generally, the environment of the date is less important than the sentiment behind it, as it is effectively the human form of courtship and therefore a way to get to know and spend time with a prospective lover and NOT to FORCIBLY MELT THEIR MIND WITH AHEGAO-LEVEL SEXING. Unless that's the theme of the date, in which case go nuts!

Just don't forget that when it comes right down to it, any date that ends with rape is a failure. Wait until after marriage for that sort of thing, or you'll break protocol.

>> No.14922290

>>14922277
Fuck.

>> No.14922292

>>14922253
Something shitty and awkward. Now do you have some quests for me or not?

>> No.14922297

>>14922236
I don't like Lolis in a sexual way, and Baphomets are the worst Lolis because they try to force you to be a Lolicon.
If she had an adult body and mindset I'd consider it.

>> No.14922304

>>14922253
When two people go do something fun and non-sexual to learn more about each other in a romantic sense.
It can turn sexual at the end if the two people love each other enough though.

>> No.14922331

>>14922277
What could that poor, innocent yeti have done to warrant the long arm or long ears of the law?

>> No.14922350

>>14921208
>Scylla
Could be worse I suppose.

>> No.14922353

>>14922156
>not wanting to marry certain types is racism
>forced to become a monstergirl/rape is allowed here
I think we should just bomb this third world country masquerading as a first world city, but onto the question as it stands
>Medusa
I'd just say she's not my type and go on merrily living alone, occasionally pausing to wonder just what level of brain damage made me move here in the first place. Even if she rapes me she can't force me to love her, I'd just leave the first chance I got.

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>>14921885
Too spooked! Can't move!

>> No.14922365

>>14922036
>Image not found
Well, fuck

>> No.14922371

>>14922304
What is love?

>> No.14922373

>>14922156
>Vampire Mosquito
I would say that I either have A) Depression B) High Blood Pressure) C)Very thin blood or D) All of the above.

>> No.14922378

>>14922371
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more

>> No.14922390

>>14922378
[Late 80's Early 90's Techno Sounds]

>> No.14922394

>>14922371
I want to teach a Lilim what love is.

>> No.14922405

>>14922156
>Sea Bishop

I actually have a good excuse here already - a terminal fear of large bodies of water, especially the ocean. The closest I'm willing to get is the shore, and I can't even sleep near anything of any real volume.

I wish I was making this up.

>> No.14922419

>>14922394
Are you going to tell her that you're never going to give her up and you're never going to let her down

>> No.14922422

>>14922156
>Cheshire Cat

Honestly if this is the situation and thats the culprit, I think I would just try to move somewhere else. I don't want to deal with this teleporty bullshittery.

>> No.14922426
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>>14922331
MGC is still accosted by Serial Yeti.

Everyone is a suspect at this point.

>> No.14922431

>>14922156
>Dark Slime
>Reroll
>Dark Slime

I think I got a yandere on my hands.

>> No.14922434

>>14922426
I bet yeti scarves are imbued with magical powers.

>> No.14922444

>>14922434
Like extra comfieness? Accidental monsterization?

>> No.14922450

>>14922426
Everyone?

Just a suspect?

Sounds like a boring game of Paranoia.

>> No.14922451

>>14922431
That's what you get for rerolling.
Now enjoy your lovely melty monster neighbour.

>> No.14922454

>>14922444
Magical warmth aura and secret sentai powers that only the true owner can unlock.

>> No.14922465

>>14922394
But what if she gets off on being hurt?

>> No.14922466

>>14921208
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono
>Dhampir
I dunno she probably seems like the sort to steal from her mom's wallet.
So no, I guess I'll find a different house.

>> No.14922467

>>14922426
Cute Yeti. Would allow assault

>> No.14922483

>>14922426
Oh please, the serial hugger is just an excuse to cover up all the roving bands of Paladins killing innocent monstergirls.

>> No.14922488

What is best 'dere'? And why is it slightly haughty mayadere?

>> No.14922489

I want a gf who won't rape.

>> No.14922490

>>14922426
I'm starting to think this anon is actually the Hugginator. You can't hide your identity from me you fiend!

>> No.14922491

>>14921208
>weresheep
I have to marry this incredibly comfy, cozy and cuddly christmas cake.

It's not even a matter of the roll.

It's just something I must do.

CUDDLING INTENSIFIES

Also, how the hell was she not married sooner?

>> No.14922495

>>14922465
Sadism/Masochism and Love aren't mutually exclusive anon. I can punish that fat ass of hers and talk down to her as much as she wants.
I'll still give her aftercare and cuddles though.

>> No.14922499

>>14922488
Teasing, light-hearted and humorous deredere.

>> No.14922503

>>14922488
It's either that or "Incredibly loving and caring once she opens up" cuddlebug Himedere.

>> No.14922508

>>14921208
>Anubis
Well, alright. Not my first pick, but pretty good. Could have done a lot worse. Together, we'll be the number wan couple on the street.

>> No.14922517

>>14922488
Naive and innocent dumbdere.

>> No.14922518

>>14922488
I like mayadere, bakadere and deredere.

>> No.14922520

>>14922488
Slightly creepy yet undeniably honest, intensely loving and utterly loyal yandere.

>> No.14922523

>>14922156
>Chief God
Worst. Neighbor. Ever. I'll just freaking alp, this close to the chief god I'll become a cute angel or something.

>> No.14922526

>>14922488
Shy, slightly yan, deredere. Preferably matched with a monoeye or elf.

>> No.14922528

>>14922508
I hope my waifu will like my bad puns and dad jokes.

>> No.14922536

>>14922156
>Centaur
I hope she likes coming over to my house while I'm wearing my horse head mask and covered in glue yelling "I'm covered in your grandmother!"

>> No.14922538

>>14922536
But what if you tapped into her fetish?

>> No.14922539

>>14922156
>Shoggoth.
I want to live with you.
Not in you...or use you as furniture, eating utensils, or anything that isn't a wife or girlfriend.

>> No.14922546

>>14922538
Then I'll tie her down while she watches me use that haughty elf cop as my own personal onahole. While maintaining eye contact with her the whole time.

>> No.14922549

>>14922488
Actualpersonalitydere.

>> No.14922551

>>14922546
What is that's also her fetish?

>> No.14922554

>>14922551
Then I'll marry the elf cop and keep the horse bitch as my personal ride, forever ruining her for marriage!

>> No.14922564

>>14922554
You're just falling into her trap. That was what she wanted all along!

>> No.14922596

>>14922564
Well it's what I wanted too so maybe we were just destined for each other.

>> No.14922613
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>>14922490
Going with the ole

>The killer wants to be caught!

Gig aye?

>>14922483
See, that's just paranoia on your part.

I'd totally open a "Pally's" Restaurant in MGC and make it like that one medieval restaurant in Cable Guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmk4Tl7PKAY

Of course MGs would be welcome.

>> No.14922631

>>14922613
Would there be centaur jousting?

>> No.14922637

>>14922613
>paranoia
Please anon, there has been a significant increase in murders by Paladins by over 40%. You have to be crazy not to see the facts.

>> No.14922640

>>14922631
Abso-fucking-lutely.

Also that place is fucking real. Like, really real. http://www.medievaltimes.com/

>> No.14922647

>>14922640
Ive been to the one in Toronto before. Shit was fun, eating lamb and huge ass turkey legs while watching motherfuckers jousting is awesome.

>> No.14922650

>>14922640
I've been to one of those a couple times. They're great. They actually light up your section with the knight you're meant to cheer if your section's default knight bites it.
Imagine that but with Monstergirls. Hopefully no rape though, that would put a damper on my appetite.

>> No.14922654

>>14922640
Would there be a brave, jousting unicorn who is fighting for love and peace?

>> No.14922669
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>>14922654
>Unicorn White Knight
>Bicorn Black Knight
>Already have proper corresponding color schemes

This shit would be amazing.

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>> No.14922673

>>14922654
Doubtful, since all the knights are fighting for the hand of the princess.

>> No.14922675

>>14922671
Wendigo a cute little flesh devouring horror!

>> No.14922692

>>14922669
That it would

>>14922673
Well, she's frighting for the hand of the prince!
His name is Thomas and he works in accounting.

>> No.14922693

>>14922675
Please zombies are the cutest lil flesh eating horrors, even Stevie Wonder can see that.

>> No.14922709

>>14922671
Did the artist just take a screenshot of his computer monitor?

>> No.14922712

>>14922640
>>14922631
>centaur jousting
>they're fighting for the 'hand' of the birthday boy in their respective seats/cheering section
>almost every time it's a shota being courted by some unicorn

>> No.14922717

>>14922709
It's from his 3DS, so I guess.

>> No.14922723

>>14922712
To be fair, I don't like centaurs, or unicorns, but if one were to fight for me and win in a jousting tournament I would totally be down to fuck and impregnate her.

>> No.14922726
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>>14922712
>Unicorn always wins when Shota is at stake
>Even when it's the Bicorn's time to win a round

Unicorn's wouldn't fuck around with shota at stake. Ha, wouldn't fuck around, I keel myself sometimes.

>> No.14922728

>>14922693
They're going to wander over to you and lightly nibble you while going for hugs.

>> No.14922740

>>14922693
>>14922728
http://exhentai.org/g/835400/e8ef73139a/

>> No.14922743
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>>14922268
>>14922304

>"So this is a date, huh.."

>"Its.. not bad."

>> No.14922745

>>14922728
>that spoiler
They better stop biting if they know what's good for them. Otherwise I can't be held responsible for pinning all of them down in a mating press and filling them all to the brim!

>> No.14922746

>>14922743
Deruella is the cutest and no-one can convince me otherwise.

>> No.14922749

>>14922746
Yeah well she is my waifu so hands off!

>> No.14922750

>>14922745
But Anon!
Then they'll be moaning sweetly instead of fearsomely, rubbing their cumstuffed bellies with vacant, yet satisfied, looks on their faces.

>> No.14922752

>>14922749
I'll fucking fight you.

>> No.14922753

>>14922743
Cute! Cuuuuttteee!

>> No.14922755

>>14922752
Oh it's on! We'll settle this like real men! Cooking match! You and me!

>> No.14922758

>>14922728
Well shit, they got me, especially if they nibble the ears.

>>14922743
Holy shit, that's cute.

>> No.14922759

>>14922755
>>14922752

druela sitting on the judges table blushing that people are fighting for her non-rape love

>> No.14922760
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>>14922743
>You will never hold Druella's hand under the table
Why even live.

>> No.14922765

>>14922671
I want to go crazy after chasing a Wendigo and live inside her coat's pocket dimension for the rest of my life

>> No.14922767

>>14922758
That they will.

>> No.14922780

GUYS. GUYS.


HEAR ME OUT NOW.


GUYS WHAT IF...


IM SERIOUS NOW WHAT IF...


Wonderland Wendingo?

>> No.14922783

>>14922743
Truly a liege worth serving

>> No.14922787

>>14922780
... Eh. Wonderland tends to be more, "lol-so-randum" or "SEXSEXSEXSEX". Doesn't really fit shy girls, with the possible exception of the Dormouse. And maybe the Jabberwock.

Sleepy Wendigo?

>> No.14922788

>>14922743
I want this so badly. To look her in the eyes and talk about our likes and dislikes, to hold hands and show up the lonely monoeye waitress, and feel her foot slowly jerk me off under the table.

>> No.14922790

>>14920783
Twenty hours later response; New pen name isn't the problem, problem is managing to get in contact with people I've burned the bridges with, tried to rebuild, and then burned again to get the content hosted.

>> No.14922795

>>14922488
Kuudere, slightly tomboyish personality but with a very girlishly romantic heart underneath.

Cool beauty types are the best.

>> No.14922796
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>>14922787
Sleepy Wendigos get piggyback rides

>> No.14922801

>>14922780
What if...Wonderland Centaur soon fellow STALKERs!

>> No.14922806

>>14922743
>MGs in casual situations

My fetish

>> No.14922807

>>14922795
I want to help my Kuudere, slightly tomboyish, childhood friend Mantis by giving her a piggyback ride when she hurts her ankle protecting me from those rough looking delinquents from school!

>> No.14922808

>>14922743
I want Druella to secretly have really poor interpersonal skills. All that corrupting and all that grand talk was just a front, and she retreated to her bedroom and hyperventilated because of how nervous it made her.
Then she's finally on a date and the first thing she blurts out is something like "S-so what kind of anime do you like?"

>> No.14922812

>>14922808
Druella spilling spaghetti while talking to anon when?

>> No.14922815
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>"I'm going to study the forbidden arts of Necromancy, Anon-senpai! Wish me luck!"

>> No.14922816
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>>14922760
only the tip on the first date

>> No.14922819

>>14922743
>>14922816
fucking amazing

never stop

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>>14922808
i love thread druella because of this

>> No.14922821

>>14922816
Too fucking adorable. I demand more.

>> No.14922822

>>14922815
Can I help? Maybe we can bring back the greats; Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, and Macho Man Randy Savage.

>> No.14922826

>>14922815
Good luck student-chan!

I'm sure you've got a knack for it!

>> No.14922831

>>14922815
Please don't accidentally hurt yourself! I don't want to lose you!

>> No.14922833

>>14922816
Lewd!
LEEEEWD!
The third date is a full finger lock

>> No.14922835

>>14922816
Yes, yes let the cute flow through you

>> No.14922836
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14922836

Hello Charlie Kelly here, local business owner, and Cheshire enthusiast!

Is your Cheshire making too much noise all the time?

Is your Cheshire constantly stomping around, Driving you crazy!?

*cuts to Cheshire teleporting around making a racket*

Is your Cheshire clawing at your furnitures?

Think there's no answer? You're so stupid! There is!

Kitten Mittens!

Finally, there's an elegant comfortable mitten for Cheshires!

*cuts to Cheshire stumbling around and teleporting quietly before falling over and bumping her head*

I couldn't hear anything!

Is your Cheshire one legged? Is your Cheshire chubby, skinny or an in between?

That doesn't matter, because one size fits all!

Kitten mittens, you'll be smitten

So come down to Patties Pub! We're the home of the original Kitten Mittens. Meeeeeeoooooowwwwwww!

>> No.14922838
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>>14922826
>>14922831
>"Oops..."

>> No.14922839

>>14922816
Flustered Deruella is the cutest!
I want to cuddle her!

>> No.14922841

>>14922807
>she tries to play it cool, saying "it was nothing" and "I could just fine, you know..."
>she blushes and turns away every time to try to turn your head and look at her
>over the course of the trip she starts squeezing your chest and nuzzling your shoulder

>>14922816
Oh sweet jesus

>> No.14922842

>>14922816
You are doing the lord's work anon.

>> No.14922843

>>14922815
Well good luck, Tell me if you need help with anything. And I do mean Anything.

>>14922816
>the finger aren’t even intertwined
Let’s fix that shall we? We're a lewd bastard.

>> No.14922845

>>14922816
Grab her hand because we are lewd like that.

>> No.14922847

>>14922838
Ooooh studentchan!
Time for head pats!

>> No.14922849

>>14922836
>You will never "accidentally" drop your monster condom that you use for your magnum dong in front of a monster girl

>> No.14922850

>>14922838
Just as planned.

>> No.14922853

>>14922838
You need to get disciplined I see... Time for head-pats.

>> No.14922857

>>14922816
OH SWEET JESUS MY HEART!

>> No.14922862

>>14922841
could walk just fine*
Dropped a word. Disgraceful.

>>14922836
You claim to be Charlie Kelly but my brain defaults to Anthony Sullivan for the voice.

>> No.14922864

>>14922845
Why stop there? Once she starts blushing like mad, give her headpats and eskimo kisses too.
In the privacy of one of your homes of course, there might be children around.

>> No.14922865

>>14922841
What would she do if I was shirtless because I had to use it to wrap up her ankle? What would she also do when I get to her house and have to help her into the bath because no ones there to help her?

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>>14922822
Macho Man is the ultimate Monster Girl/Waifu

>> No.14922867

>>14922838
Yeah, 'oops'. You've become a Lich, student-chan. You fucked up bad.

>> No.14922868

>>14922838
What happened?!
Please don't leave me...

>> No.14922870

I want to become a sage who fasts for several hundred years!
I want to become powerful enough to powder mountains with a glare!
I want to become a force of nature that terrifies even Speedwagon!
I want to spend the sum total of my entire power on forcing Druella and an Orderite into a geas!
I want the geas to not only make them act civilly and peacefully towards one another, but slowly develop actual romantic feelings!
I want them to start going on increasingly spaghetti-filled dates due to their inexperience dealing with the opposite side!
I want the inevitable wedding to unite the Order and the Demon Lord in a stable coexistence similar to that of Zipangu!

And above all else I want the drugs to keep me from waking up!
I don't want the dream to end...

>> No.14922873

>>14922862
How could you read the kitten mittens ad in anything but charlie's voice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fP4emqw7O4

>> No.14922875

>>14922838
It's okay student-chan, I'll still hold you close in the library even though I know it doesn't actually help you think better in my lap.

>> No.14922879

>>14922870
too bad you'll never have any of that, not even the last part.

>> No.14922885
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>>14922843
>>14922845

>"isnt this going a little too fast, anon?"

>> No.14922893

>>14922866
Who would the MG equivalent of Randy Savage be? I think she would be a muscluar Werecat.

>> No.14922897

So Anons, you remember battle bots?

What would a golem version look like?

>> No.14922901

>>14922885
Maybe your right. Perhaps a nice simple walk though a park and getting to know each other would be better.

>> No.14922902

>>14922885
alright lets take it down a notch lets go at her pace

>> No.14922904

>>14922885
But I love you!

>> No.14922905

>>14922885
Not at all!
The night may end with a kissu

>> No.14922906

>>14922885
Fine, fine. We can slow down if you REALLY want to. But you'll have to ask nicely if you want to do it later.

>> No.14922910

>>14922885
That's half the point.

A "little" too fast is just fast enough; it gets the embarrassment going while not fast-forwarding to the end. And the embarrassment is actually crucial - it causes a natural lowering of guard, allowing a certain amount of insight between the parties and making it easier to get past further embarrassment in the future.

Or something like that.

>> No.14922914

>>14922885
Time to play it at her pace. Don't stop holding her pinkie finger though.

>> No.14922915

>>14922885
But you're so cute. I just want to be close to you.
If you're not comfortable with it though, I won't push it.

>> No.14922917

>>14922885
She's right, you know.

Are we savages, or are we GENTLEMEN?

>> No.14922918

>>14922885
You want to slow down? After I just chugged this concoction of manticore, arachne, and oomukade venom mixed with moth dust and raging mushrooms?

>> No.14922922

>>14922885
I-I want to touch your ears!

>> No.14922930

>>14922917
You act like we can't be both if we found a cigar.

>> No.14922931

>>14922893
The only male Demon Lord

>> No.14922932

>>14922885
She's getting a dick in her plump ass first.

>> No.14922934

>>14922885
Fine, lets order one of those drinks with the couples straws and gaze into each other's eyes. That much is fine right?

>> No.14922942

>>14922931
I like to think Randy Savage is ruling hell right now since he died like a day before Quetzocoatl was supposed to come over and wreck shit. It was Macho Man who saved us all from certain doom.

>> No.14922944

>>14922885
Treat her like a lady! Walks in the park! Giving her your coat to keep warm!

>> No.14922950

>>14922885
Buy her a big hat and a new petticoat at the autumn fair and take her horseback riding you pleb.

>> No.14922951

>>14922885
...We're about to get slapped, aren't we?

>> No.14922957

>>14922932
Anon be a gentleman or I'll be forced to fight you, it's my job.

>> No.14922958

>>14922951
We can still salvage this!

>> No.14922964

>>14922885
I want to friend zone her.

>> No.14922969

>>14922942
RANDY DROPPED THE BIG ELBOW TO QUETZOCOATL TO SAVE US ALL.
MAY HE HAVE NOTHING BUT 5-STAR MATCHES IN THE AFTERLIFE.

>> No.14922973

>>14922944
>Treat her like a lady!
You mean like rimming her before shoving your cock up her ass?

>> No.14922974

>>14922942
And that is why he is our true one lord and savior. He is the God-Emperor before his time was realized.

>> No.14922984

>>14922885
So are you going to rape me or not

>> No.14922985

>>14922973
It's way too early for that anon!
I want to have loving cuddlesex with Deruella while holding her hands, under the covers, with the lights off.
But only once she's ready for that.

>> No.14922992

>>14922885
This is how humans do it.

>> No.14922993

>>14922985
Lame. I'd rather buy her her first ice cream cone and hold her close as we ride a ferris wheel together.

>> No.14922996

>>14922973
He's obviously talking using scented lube to fuck her ass after you've tied her up and spanked her for all of her misdeeds.

>> No.14923004
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>>14922985
I want to be her daki and watch her sleeping face. I think I'd die if she said my name in her sleep.

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>>14922902
>>14922906
>>14922914
>>14922915

>"H-how do I know you're actually into m-me and not just here for something to brag about later?"

>> No.14923007

>>14922893
Rasslor but female.

>> No.14923012

>>14923006
Because I fell in love with you the day you razed my village to the ground and corrupted my parents. Dad's still upset you turned mom into a centaur however.

>> No.14923013

>>14923006
Because I want to do things to you that I don't think either of us will ever be comfortable telling other people about.

>> No.14923017

>>14923006
Because that implies I haven't bought her a ring for when we eventually get married.

>> No.14923018

>>14923006
The only bragging I'll be doing is about how cute my girlfriend is.
And I understand what being lonely feels like and I don't want that.
Did I mention I think you're cute? Because I think you're cute. I'm blushing aren't I?

>> No.14923022

>>14923006
How could I not be into you? You're beautiful and want to spread the joy of monster/human relations throughout the land, if anything you're too good for me.

>> No.14923023

>>14922897
Horrifying. Many a waifu would be burned, torn apart, smashed, whipped or flipped over so they can't move.

>IN THE AAAAAAARMS OF AN AAAAAAAANGEEEELLLL~

Put a stop to illegal combat sports and monster exploitation today by making a small donation of just one gold piece a day.

You can make a difference in a young golem's life if you just take the pledge and sponsor one of the many golems living in conflict zones right now.

>oooooooooohhhhhh~

>> No.14923027

>>14923006
I suppose you'll just have to find out over the next dozen dates~

>> No.14923028

>>14923006
Girl you are like, royalty or something among other girls, I'm the one who should ask why in the fuck I'm here.

>> No.14923029

>>14923006
Because she has a pure heart and it's a tragedy that no one else can appreciate the true qualities of her soul!

When do we reveal the wedding ring to her?

>> No.14923031

>>14923006
We can do something you want to do? Would that make you feel better?
We don't need to do it. We ould allways have more dates.

>> No.14923034

>>14923006
because I want to be happy and I feel like I can by being with you

>> No.14923036

>>14923029
Anon no, it's too soon! This is her first ever date!

>> No.14923042

>>14923006
But I am. I'll even kiss you if you want.

>> No.14923045

>>14923023
I want to adopt a child soldier MG and help her through the good times and the bad, being the best parent I can be and the parental figure she needs to succeed in life.
>tfw I'll never hold my adopted daughteru while she goes through her first Fourth of July because she mistook the fireworks for gunfire and came into my bed screaming and crying

>> No.14923054

>>14923036
True. What can we offer to her to show that we care about her completely?

>> No.14923058

>>14923006
THE WUSHU FINGER HOLD!

>> No.14923060

>>14923054
A copy of your house key maybe? It's a serious sign of trust to give a monstergirl the keys to your house.

>> No.14923064

>>14923058
NOT THE WUSHU FINGER HOLD!

>> No.14923065

>>14923060
Oh, that works well. I like it.

>>14923006
Give her a copy of the house keys, by slipping them straight from your hands to hers. Ask if she wants to move in!

>> No.14923073

>>14923045
>not encouraging her adorable little memes
>not making her into the perfect killing machine to end pointless wars
>not tearing the demon lord apart with your bare hands
>not being very in touch with your inner child

Step it up son.

>> No.14923082

>>14923045
>a heavy book falls off of your bookshelf, makes a loud bang on the floor
>"CONTACT LEFT! CONTACT, WE GOT HOSTILES, SHOTS FIRED!"
>you look and see she's taken up a position by the doorway to the study with a combat knife in her teeth
>even after you calm her down, her tail is so bushy it takes half an hour of brushing to get it to go back to normal

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>>everyone


>"I-is there some place people usually go to do this? or.. do we just do it here.. on the table.."

>> No.14923099

>>14923082
>get a call from her school one day about her fighting another student
>she gets a two week suspension
>ask about what happened
>"Some demon girl was making fun of my ear being shot off, so I broke one of her horns in half!"
>you see how happy she looks and decide to punish her tomorrow instead

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>>everyone


>"I-is there some place people usually go to do this? or.. do we just do it here.. on the table..."

>> No.14923104

>>14923095
You're no pure maiden! I thought we had something special, but you're a slut just like the rest of them. I hate you!

>> No.14923105

>>14923095
Usually it's done at one of our homes, normally after a glass of wine or two and maybe a movie.

>> No.14923106

>>14923095
No, do it right here, at the table! Now kiss her cheek already!

>> No.14923108

>>14922156
>Tentacle
My religion forbids it.

>> No.14923109

>>14923095
Why don't we go to your place, you'll probably be more comfortable in the safety of your own home.

>> No.14923110

>>14923095
>>14923102
A post so nice, you posted it twice.

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