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A thread for that one girl that keeps showing up when I hit the random monster page on the wiki and gets the profile picture because she has no art whatsoever.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.14971241
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Kejourou are love

>> No.14971245

Maids are shit.

>> No.14971246

Maids are slightly more olev than last thread.

>> No.14971247
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>that one girl that keeps showing up when I hit the random monster page on the wiki
She won't leave me alone!

>> No.14971253

I want to use a Chochin girl to light the room where me and my waifu are having sex.

>> No.14971254
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Mice are for breeding.

>> No.14971257

Savage as fuck.

>> No.14971262

I want to give a Chochin enough energy through lovemaking to act as a lighthouse!

>> No.14971265

How can she be for breeding if she doesn't even have child-bearing hips?

>> No.14971266

I could use a Chochin-Obake to light up my life right about now.

>> No.14971267

Lucky, I wish I had a cute girl like those that wouldn't leave me alone.

>> No.14971268

We all could.

>> No.14971269
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Mice are stretchy.

>> No.14971276

x is best girl

>> No.14971277

I want to take a Chochin girl and cuddle up next to her, as she begins to glow brighter and brighter from the amount of happiness she is experiencing from finally being able to express her true feelings to the guy she like. I also am happy to see my beloved lamp that I took such good care of become the most loving girl in my life, one who i'm holding tight as she glows bright, both of us happy to met one another as I ask her to be my girlfriend.

>> No.14971278

>Not Y

>> No.14971286

>not zero

>> No.14971294

>This bitch

>> No.14971296
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>"Sup nerd?"

>> No.14971297

>the tenth MGE monster girl

I have cracked the code! Now who was the tenth girl released?

>> No.14971301

Are Mouse Girls literally made for cumflation?

>> No.14971302
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I cant sleep, someone send help

>> No.14971307

Trying to solve this crossword puzzle. Do you know a four letter word for a magic item that creates alps?

>> No.14971309

Little does that oni knows that I only look skinny when i'm clothed.

>> No.14971311

That's terrible
I guess we're going to have to use 'THAT'

>> No.14971313

Playing the new titty ninja game.

>> No.14971314

Have you tried taking melatonin or some kind of over the counter drug?

>> No.14971321

Yes, it has helped slightly, as in i do sleep longer, but falling asleep is still difficult

>> No.14971322

Is it cock? I bet monsters think cocks are magical.

>> No.14971325
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I wouldn't mind getting a visit at night from a succubus.

>> No.14971329

Nah much, how about you??

>> No.14971331


>> No.14971332

Open the window and play some nature sounds. Don't mind the direwolf howl in the background, it's totally part of the track.

>> No.14971335

We need more vanilla stories about the most vanilla MG!

>> No.14971337

Of course, cock!
The next one is 'a mighty tower that grows when needed'. Four letter word.

>> No.14971340

I got ya. When you go to bed are you stressed? Do you have your computer on in your room as you fall asleep? What kind of noises/sounds are played as you lay in bed?

>> No.14971341

Go on a nice long walk.

Repeat and extend until you're tired enough physically to sleep.

It might not work, and it hasn't for me yet, but you might have better luck. Sleep difficulties are a thing I've grown to just live with.

>> No.14971342
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Please don't bully me, I already gave the Manticore my lunch money.

>> No.14971344

A holstaur with an ice cream parlor?

>> No.14971350
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sup nerds

>> No.14971353

We're doing a combo study session/DnD run this weekend, wanna join?

Yes, you can be the wizard.

>> No.14971354

Not a bad choice for sure.

>> No.14971356

No, we need more elf rape!

>> No.14971357

A wise choice, you wouldn't be able to focus during class after getting freshly Tailpussy'd.

Your crotch would be sore until you got home.

>> No.14971362

I want the Succubus Ojou-sama from my highschool to sneak into my room during the full moon and rape me senseless!
There's something about beautiful dignified girls having perverted lustful expressions that's just wonderful.

>> No.14971363

Just drawing horse waifu.

>> No.14971364

Have you tried lying down and closing your eyes?

>> No.14971367
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Hanging around in drawthreads. Got some good pseudo(?)-MG related stuff.

>> No.14971369
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Fans running, but I have always had them running like that, so it should not be a problem

How I wish i had an elf to cuddle

>> No.14971370

That's one nice ass.

>> No.14971371

Killing time between classes. Would you kindly fuck off and bully someone else for once in your goddamn life?

>> No.14971372

Don't spam Laska again.

>> No.14971373

Human girls! My favorite!

>> No.14971374

I do the same. Like I asked are you stressed out any? Stress does a lot of shitty things to the body and the mind.

>> No.14971377

Manticore may look and act tough but I know ho they really are, just insecure lonely girls that strike out against the world because it's the only way for them to feel powerful. They have personal problems in secrecy that they can't do anything to stop, so they bully to feel the sense of control and power they lack in their normal lives. If they truly where strong, they'd help the weak out and make true friends that they enjoy being round, so that they may have help for friend when they feel sad or low, so just remember if a manticore is acting tough and mean it's only because deep down she's scared and insecure about events going on in her personal life.

>> No.14971381

Who the hell are you, and how did you get in here?

Bah, never mind. Unless you're here for studying and DnD, you might want to clear out.

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I do not know If im stressed, so probably not

>> No.14971392
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>He doesn't want a pure and beautiful angel waifu

>> No.14971393
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I disagree

>> No.14971396

Ok then. Do you eat right before you go to bed? I know that that can cause some issues. And do you have like a schedule that you eat around? Like around the same time that is.

>> No.14971399
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Why are dragons so mean?

>> No.14971401

I want to facefuck her until she doesn't look so smug anymore.
I want her to look predatory.

>> No.14971402

They aren't mean, anon. Maybe you are just too weak!

>> No.14971408

I wonder if that artist has ever studied basic head anatomy.

>> No.14971411
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But I do.

>> No.14971412
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No but a I am hungry, that might be the problem

>> No.14971419

This exactly proves my point, wearing tough looking clothing and acting intimidating are just ways she gets that feeling of power she so sorely lacks in her actual life. In reality, she has poor social skills and has no real friends, only ones who pretend because she acts mean to others. One can only hope she learns about things such as true friendship, otherwise she'll be emotionally unhappy for her entire life, internally crying out for someone to help her and be her friend. She keeps the real her locked up behind a facade, one that if it were to crack would reveal a sweet and kin girl who's going through horrible and traumatizing things in her personal life, so she acts tough so she doesn't end up feeling worthless.

>> No.14971425

Congratulations then; you're one of the few persons in this thread with good taste.

>> No.14971426

I want one, but I'm shy and don't know where to look, where are these cute angels girls and what are they like so I may gain the confidence necessary to ask one of them out?

>> No.14971430
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sometimes manticores are just mean
they don't need a tragic backstory

>> No.14971431

Could be. I recommend you eat a bit more when you have dinner, or if you go to bed a while after that, a snack. Don't eat right before you go to bed though as that can cause issues.

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I only want one if she looked like this.

>> No.14971435

Uh, Anon
That's not so blue as you think it is

>> No.14971436

Just start being all pious and righteous, and shit like that. Then the angel girls will come to you.

>> No.14971437
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I just wanna chill and relax but these dragons are being assholes and giving me contant shit.

>> No.14971441



by monster laws, angels will always be sluts, and devils always innocent beings

>> No.14971442

True, but the ones who do are often the most vicious of them all. Acting nice could land them an actual fulfilling relationship that's both physically and emotionally satisfied, it just comes down to treating others the way you wish to be treated.

>> No.14971443

Blue board friendo.

>> No.14971446
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Thanks, anon, here have a tanuki party

>> No.14971450

It's been a while since I last opened my Angel folder, so I kind of want to post some cute Angel girls. However, I'd rather not spam the thread and eat up image space, so I'll refrain from doing so.

>> No.14971451

Thanks sleepy! Hope you end up sleeping better. Lemme know if it works in a week or so.

>> No.14971454
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>it just comes down to treating others the way you wish to be treated.
perhaps the manticore is looking for someone to bully her

>> No.14971455

>Tanukis party so hard even onis stare
They work hard, they play hard.

>> No.14971456

OK that's really easy as I already do that anyway, I wonder if it's just the angels are shy or just trying to work up a unique way to ask me out, one that will sound good while also being simple.

>> No.14971460

I bet they are just playing around. If you don't like it, maybe you should ask them to stop.

Or are you too weak for that too?

>> No.14971464

Well if that what she wants then good for her and I wish her luck.

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Lovey-dovey semen demons.

>> No.14971471

I don't have many pics of them. What about posting your favorite one at least?

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Yeah man, that shit don't work. They say something about their first amendment rights and I can't stop em after that. That amendment is a curse and a blessing.

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I want to get raped by someone on the swim team.

>> No.14971484

>Being raped by a woman
I bet a fucking child could destroy you in a fight

>> No.14971485

What's going on here?

>> No.14971487

I don't think that's an MG Anon. And I want to be treated as an equal.

>> No.14971489

Does that include facesitting? Swimmers are supposed to have nice asses.

>> No.14971490


is a woman in a swim suit a monster?

>> No.14971491

By Shark Girl delinquents in the changing room?

You're the new pool boy.

>> No.14971492


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Have one.

>> No.14971496

You're the dork, nerd.

>> No.14971497
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The best way to make a dragon obey you is by bribery followed by blackmail! Make her forget about that amendment and you'll be the one standing on the top in no time!

>> No.14971498

Don't let her bully you, just flip her on her upside down on her back and punch her nose if needed and your good for not being bullied by shark girls. Though the ones I know are actually quite friendly and love having their head's patted while being cuddled so I guess it depends on where you live.

>> No.14971500

No, she's a big scary boat.

>> No.14971506
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This is true.

>> No.14971509


>> No.14971513

I want to be the pool boy!

>> No.14971515

But how should I go about doing that? I don't have any Jew Gold left that I could give to em.

>> No.14971520

She's pretty bottom heavy despite being a loli version of Jack the Ripper.

>> No.14971525

I bet she's all wet, slimy and cold!

>> No.14971528

It matters not anon, for that butt is getting fucked.

>> No.14971529

Lolis with nice rears are the best

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A reasonable desire.

>> No.14971534

Sneks are love. Sneks are life.

>> No.14971535

Are Sahuagin capable of having fine rears?

>> No.14971538

Anon please, I just got done with jerking off to my favorite titty ninja. I don't want to have to masturbate again.

>> No.14971541
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That they are.
I know something that will kill your boner! Toonami is collaborating on two new seasons of FLCL

>> No.14971547

I wouldn't mind partying with those Tanukis.
Even if it did end up becoming lewd.

>> No.14971549

I don't know what that is.

>> No.14971551

Try to steal from the bully dragon's hoard, then use it to proceed to the next part of the plan.

>> No.14971553

Lamia's are also great to cuddle with as they are really sweet and appreciate you for more than being a heater. They are also passionate lovers and nothing makes them happier than when the guy she likes ask her snuggle with him and let him pat her head, a sentence that causes them to give great big hug and kisses to their lover. I wonder if Lamia's would love to cuddle with me, especially since not only do I have a good personality but equally important is the fact that when it's cold out I am always toasty warm to the touch? I feel in general if monster girls were real, I'd attract tones of cute undead and reptile based monster girl who all wish to snuggle with me in a giant pile while I give them head pats.

>> No.14971555

Only give it back if she promises to be nicer? And if she doesn't then bluff and threaten to release the videos from the shower?

>> No.14971558

Emotionless sneks are cute.

>> No.14971561

>not knowing what FLCL is
What the fuck are you doing with your life?

>> No.14971562

I don't watch many TV shows. I mainly just work, eat, play video games and sleep.

>> No.14971563

Yes. A literal snake pit would be amazing to just fall in to.

>> No.14971564

>He doesn't know what FLCL is
You can't be serious

>> No.14971568

I am.

>> No.14971575

Are you from somewhere deep under the sea? In some sort of cosmic dimension? A link between universes?
I haven't even watched FLCL and I know what it is

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Now you're on the right track.

If she becomes docile that means it's your chance to be the bully. You can accept that and become the thing you hate, or you can just try to be her friend.

>> No.14971584

I don't know what to say anon, I haven't seen a lot of stuff. Shit I haven't even watched a single episode of the original Gundam show.

>> No.14971587

I'm gonna move into a Wurm's burrow, unannounced.

>> No.14971591

I want to burrow my wurm into a a wurm's burrow.

>> No.14971594

Obviously be her friend, I'm not a cruel person and I'd like to give her a second chance.Plus she looks really uncomfortable and who knows, she may be a sweet girl who has a hard time expressing her feelings. What happens when I tell her I wish to be her friend and i'd like to get to know her better?

>> No.14971595

I don't understand.

>> No.14971611

That's what I'm thinking Anon 2! If I show her what it's like to be friends then that means she'll have less reason to bully me/want to be friends! Thank you for your help!

>> No.14971614

>nothing makes them happier than when the guy she likes ask her snuggle with him and let him pat her head, a sentence that causes them to give great big hug and kisses to their lover.

Now I'm sad. I want a snek onee-san to cuddle with.

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How do monstergirls with wings sleep comfortably in a bed? I mean, sure they could sleep on their stomachs, but I bet if you slept next to them you'd get smacked in the face once or twice in the middle of the night.

>> No.14971633

Me too, anon. I bet they would especially need cuddles during the winter months.

>> No.14971637

Polymorphing or incredibly versatile joints.

>> No.14971643

On their sides, of course.

>> No.14971649

Just sleep on top of their wings. They fold up and nestle well if they're mounted on the back or shoulders. Same way you can sleep on your arm like a pillow. If you mean buttwings, those are fucking stupid.

>> No.14971650

Indeed, for by extending a kind hand despite what she may have done to you, your showing her a kindness she's never experienced. She'll slowly stop bullying you and in a short amount of time shyly ask you if you like to hang out with her, a flustered but genuine look to her face as she does so. Then you eventually grow to be good friends and she grows much happier, glad to have a friend for the first time and one that enjoys being with her as well.

>> No.14971654

Me too, Lamia cuddles make all the pain go away and also help make both of you happier. You hold her close as she wraps tightly around your body and enjoying a loving session of cuddling as you rub her head and elicit cute gasp from her. The you pull her close to your chest and let her listen to your heart and see the smile on her face as she listens to musical beat of a love filled heart, a heart that holds a special place in it just for her.

>> No.14971657

They sleep on their stomach, one arm and one wing draped across the body of their husband, the other arm and wing on the other side of the bed.

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Winters would be real comfy, but the days are getting hotter and it would be real nice if I had someone stealing my body heat with soft snek hugs.

>> No.14971662

Couldn't have done it without you Anon!

>> No.14971674

You have a way with words, anon.

>> No.14971678

They indeed do as they're cold blooded and really sensitive to the cold, so the often spend even more time than usual cuddling with the guy they love. It also serves as a great way for her to show how much she loves you, because you not only keep her body warm but you also keep her heart warm by making her the happiest girl in the world. This also translate to being a great way to bond as you keep her warm and happy, while she keeps you comfy and in a good mood. While true she may hold you tighter than ever, take it from me that it's hr way of showing that she loves you not just for warmth or looks, but your personality that helps keep warm weather it's snuggling while playing games or watching shows; just remember she loves you a lot and winter is the perfect opportunity to confess her heart about the many reason she loves you and by holding you tightly in her loving passionate coils.

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>> No.14971681

Yes indeed. It would be impossible to not fall asleep within her coils.
Like always being on the cold side of a full-body pillow.

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That elf needs to put some more meat on herself and get a proper swimsuit on.

>> No.14971695

thanks, And she has a way of expressing her love to me, even without saying a single word. For as she wraps around me in the cold winter, the squeezing and movements of her strong yet loving coils tell me about how happy she feels whenever she's around me and how much I mean to her. The beating of her heart as she pulls your head to her chest, the fast beating despite the cold telling me she's enjoying this intimate act and how your personality and not just your body always warms her up even on the downiest of days. The way she rubs her face on your chest in sync with your heartbeat, telling you just how she enjoys being close to you and the joy of knowing you love her for all she is. The winters may be fierce and long for her, but as long as your with her, she can always stay that same sweet loving, and caring girl you first fell in love with.

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I want to have tender, loving hand-holding sex with a spooky monster girl!

>> No.14971700

I wonder when Ordures will draw hmangas that feature his squishy girls.

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Looks like you choose the right path.
Little dragon girl always suffered, and now that she has her first friend she will treasure you like you're the most important thing in the world!
I hope you are ready, cause dragons tend to be a little bit clingy with those they like.

>> No.14971707

No eyes no service.

>> No.14971710

I want a phantom skulljob!

>> No.14971726

>You will never play hide and seek with your dragon daughter
>She will never hide in one of her mother's hoard, raising a racket you hear from across the house
>You will never "search" for her despite being able to see her peeking out from under a silver platter
>Her mother will never scold both of you

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>> No.14971728

I want to teach a dragon nee san how not to bully and express her feelings with words

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>> No.14971736

Love from above.

>> No.14971746
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Last night I had a dream I'd been having the same dream two nights in a row.
Am I in trouble?

>> No.14971747

Thanks and she couldn't have ever broken out of her hardened emotional shell without you. You where the first person to show her kindness and be her friend, two things she has never had or experienced. You brought happiness to her life and helped her overcome her personal demons, revealing a dragon who's actually kind and sweet. When she first cried after holding all that sorrow that first caused her to become a bully, you hugged her tightly and assured her you'd stick by her side and put a smile back on her beautiful face. Now she's developed a deep friendship, where you hang out with one another and share hobbies with each other, having lots of fun the entire way. Eventually leading to her blushing, shaking and asking you if you'd like to be her boyfriend, to which you gently kiss her lips and say of course followed by her giving you the tightest hug ever and going out with her on the first of many dates. As she cuddles with me tightly, enjoying the positive physical touch of another person, she say to you how happy you make her and that she's glad you gave her a chance to turn over a new leaf, making her the happiest dragon in the world to have a guy who she loves and loves her back. she's a clingy girl, but one who's also sweet and loving, who I'm glad to have in my life and who;s glad to be with the guy she least expected to be with.

>> No.14971752

Until you get hurt in a tragic car accident and she no longer cares for the words you taught her. Nothing but fire.

>> No.14971758

She will coach me to become a wheelchair-basketball player!

>> No.14971761

Why do Werebats pull of fluffy manes so well?

>> No.14971765

Because bats are the most numerous mammal and therefore the OG fluff.

>> No.14971774


>> No.14971780

Bats are naturally fluffy animals

>> No.14971793

I want a spooky ghostly encounter that gives me shivers down my spine!

And that's just the foreplay!

>> No.14971805

Well too bad, all you get is a Skeleton in Wonder Woman cosplay!

>> No.14971806

Overpopulated as fuck, but Zubat was always a favorite of mine

>> No.14971819

Bottom Heavy Baphomets!

>> No.14971821

Fuck bicorns. Cucking has no place in monster girl society

>> No.14971822

>Fuck bicorns.
Not a bad plan but I prefer nightmares.

>> No.14971825

ONly if she's involved at the same time.
Threesomes or nothing at all.

>> No.14971828

Burrito method

>> No.14971829
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It's cute that you think she'd stop at one extra girl, anon.

>> No.14971831

Fine, well have x-somes but she and the others will be engaged in all lewd activities.

>> No.14971833

The Evil Empire has fallen. In the aftermath, an unemployed group of girls come together and go on a journey to find a new place in the world.
What I'm saying is, a Lizardman, a Skeleton, a Goblin and a Maus go on a road trip.

>> No.14971837

Are all modern dragons rich?

>> No.14971838

That was the plan. Name a body part, and chances are she'll have some girl doing something with it. You will be buried in lewdness.

>> No.14971844

Would you watch a version of 'Dude, Where's My Car?' starring two Wurms?

>> No.14971845

which is why you find a poor one and rise to fame and fortune together!
hard mode: do it with a wurm

>> No.14971848

Richer than any before. You have any idea how much of a profit they've turned since banks started paying interest?
Two Wurms? That sounds like Dumb & Dumber to be honest.

>> No.14971849

Only if its just the tatoo scene

>> No.14971850

>hard mode: do it with the girl who can dig for gems without breaking a sweat
This is not how it works.

>> No.14971851
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You know why they're called Goblins? It's cause they've been gobblin' up so much dong.

>> No.14971853

I cant watch most retard humor, as long as its not bio-dome

>> No.14971854

but will she care to keep the gems?
might find shit that would make millions and only come back with a odd looking brick

>> No.14971859

Surely some will be lodged between her scales and when you're cleaning her you can line your pockets with precious stones.

>> No.14971862

What if she passes through a uranium deposit?

>> No.14971864

I would rather watch monster girl Idiocracy.

>> No.14971865

Only so long as I can impregnate her with my first child for all her hard work trying to keep me happy.

>> No.14971866

to be fair, I like collecting weird stuff too

might just open a nick-nack shop for shit she finds

>> No.14971868

She becomes a MG version of the hulk.

>> No.14971869

The one with a Moth as Jesse and a Red Oni as Chester was better.

>> No.14971870

But she's never angry.

>> No.14971871

Then we sell it to the Cyclops arm's manufacturer. Depleted uranium shells sell like hotcakes in certain circles.

>> No.14971873

If it has Monster girls I will almost definitely watch it.

>> No.14971874

For some reason I don't think Dragons would mess with banks, stocks, or anything like that. Their obsession is with physical wealth, being able to bury themselves in a hoard of gold & priceless antiques. Unless there's a bank that deals in doubloons, I doubt they'd be using them.

>> No.14971876

>Be inna Africa, mining blood diamonds like your father Kunta Kinte and his father before him
>Ten of your brothers have already died in various accidents this week
>Wonder if you're next
>Suddenly the earth shakes and you know your time has come
>Fall to your knees, praying to whatever gods will listen
>The shaking stops and you open your eyes to find yourself staring at a cute dragon girl
>In her arms and wedged between her breasts are more stones than you've ever seen at once
>"Oopsie!" she says before popping back down the hole she dug, making dirt fall from the ceiling when she resumes digging
>You're pretty sure you hear that raspingnoise that happens when someone fails to whistle too
>You blink and pick up one of the massive gems she'd carelessly dropped, wondering if maybe something good will come of this encounter
>It's a cubic zirconium

>> No.14971877

It's whenever she becomes miffed in this case.
Most MGs are too pure for anger.

>> No.14971878

>Be bully
>Find a Werebat cave
>Go in there ready to humiliate some dumb Bats
>Act lost and call for help in a dramatic manner
>Hear a Werebat flying
>Turn on my 3000 lumens flashlight
>She loses balances and crashes on the floor
>Laugh at her
>She starts sobbing
>Leave the cave triumphantly
>As soon as the sun goes down a swarm of Werebats invade my house
>Get violently raped
>It was still worth it

>> No.14971884

Now that just goes without saying. She may be burying you in pussy, but she's still the bottom bitch. She helps manage the girls & gets all the good stuff first.

>> No.14971892

Make a mining team out of MG
>Wurm for main drilling/demolition.
>Dragon for gem appraisal
>numerous golems for transport work
>werebats for cavern scouting.
>And you with a golem-pact to fix the odd unstable wall

>> No.14971893

>she's still the bottom bitch
Of course she is; one of a bicorn's fetishes would be letting you fuck other girls while riding her.

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>> No.14971896

Stop, please, I can only get so aroused!

>> No.14971897

Better go tell foreman Peter Kruger about this.

>> No.14971898

>not fondling those massive dragon tats

>> No.14971903

But she will still be my first wife and I'll still hold onto that picture of her when she was still a pure girl before the demonic energy accident.

I may even get her alone for a time just so I can do it alone with her like I promised we'd do.

>> No.14971904

Fuck off.

>> No.14971910

I mean gnome

>> No.14971912


>> No.14971915

He thought he was going to die, even a genuine African's love for white wimmin isn't so strong he could just bounce back from that. Besides, he didn't even get to see the booty.

>> No.14971919

Earth magic is cheating in this case

>> No.14971925

And having a dragon that can to in a day what most most mining crews would take months to do Isn't?

>> No.14971928
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I doubt it. They're pretty thorough to stop that stuff.

I know I greentexted a yandere Unicorn once, but once again I curse my negligence at capping my shit.

>> No.14971933

I want to be in a debauched polygamous household led by my first and oldest wife, an ara-ara Bicorn

>Have a Gnome dark elemental
>Ask her for to create a huge diamond
>She can do it in exchange for 2 paizuris
>Meanwhile miners all over the world are risking their life

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>> No.14971939

I mean yeah, she can do it, but shoveling all that carbon between her asscheeks is just so messy, you know? Making gems is dirty work.

>> No.14971941

This is really well done

>> No.14971942

How much insight do you need before you start seeing Gazer Girls everywhere?

>> No.14971945

But does she have eyes on the inside?

>> No.14971946

Gaze, some say Gazer?

>> No.14971958

Fuck that's cute.

>> No.14971970
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Why does Gazer get all the cute gamer art? I mean, I get it about the Gamer Gazer thing, but why does she get ALL of the gamer art?

>> No.14971973

I want to sit an oppai loli gazer in my lap and pat the top of her eyestalks.

>> No.14971975
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Do you like little monster girls, anon?

>> No.14971977

hope you've gut some dude down there for the golems ans werebats

>> No.14971984

Only when they have overly large hips and rear for their size.

>> No.14971985

Well that depends. Are they just short in stature or are they young? Are they like normal short or are they small enough to fit on my arm/in my hand? So many factors Anon.

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>> No.14971990

give me a 20+ and up or go home.

>> No.14971999

Only if they aren't loli's, other wise a girl who's a bit petite is good in my book.

>> No.14972001
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Yes, even the smug bratty ones.

>> No.14972006

I love little girls.

They make me feel so good.

>> No.14972007

Good night Anons.

Take care and remember to sign up for the Cuddling Program.
Many monster girls out there need a man to cuddle them and you could be one of them.

From chubby, loli grizzlies that need someone for the evening to elder wurms that want a snuggle buddy, you can be the one to help them!

>> No.14972011

Where can I sign up? i would like to feel loved.

>> No.14972012

>that feel when I could really use a cuddle

>> No.14972015

Sign up online and we can get you snuggling with a pair of kobold twins within the day.

We all could.
We all could
Been a long week.
WOuld love a monster girl to just cuddle when I get home.

>> No.14972016

A link Anon, I need a link!

>> No.14972019
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I want to embarrass a fox and make it my wife.

>> No.14972021

And is it like Uber where I can decide when I want to be on call? Or is it shift work?

>> No.14972026

I'd sign up to receive free cuddles. Does that make me a bad person?

>> No.14972027

That's a cute fox Anon.

>> No.14972028

What about a lonely NEET Lilim?
It'd be nice to feel loved.

>> No.14972037 [DELETED] 

I lilim doesn't have to be lonly
she's got her sisters, servants, could just make a new friend out of a human girl or just materialize some dark matter

>> No.14972039
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Loen was finally able to get me the first sketch for one of the daki sides

The hips are a bit too wide and i asked him to fix it, but it's still really nice besides that

>> No.14972044

One: for the love of god man, spellcheck your posts.
Two: Stop shitting on my fantasy of cuddling a lonely NEET Lilim.

>> No.14972045

YOu'd be a fulltime cuddler, although there would be some leeway with who you take.
Do note that we will draw straws for those cuddlees that aren't taken.

We do need to get everyone cuddlers.

You'll want our sister site.

Yes, you could get one.
Granted she's a bit chubby but that's to be expected.

>> No.14972047

>The hips are a bit too wide
I've sort of noticed him going on a trend with this, I can't say that I like them so disproportionate.

>> No.14972048
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Is it mofu time?

>> No.14972049

A lilim doesn't have to be lonely.
she's got her sisters, servants and could just make a new friend out of a human girl or just materialize some dark matter.

>> No.14972055
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Well a lot of his stuff i've been seeing him do with super wide hips have been lower angles looking up

I figured this might have just been him being in that habit of drawing instead of taking it head on like a daki should be

>> No.14972057

Ok then, I;m fine with working full time, I need a check any way. So, can you gimme a link Boss?

>> No.14972058

>Granted she's a bit chubby but that's to be expected.
She sounds wonderful.
Can I just move in with her? And does she enjoy video games?

>> No.14972062 [SPOILER] 
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I was going to head over to the Ryuu's shrine when I noticed something out front of the Fox shrine.

These girls were calling out for people to come visit the fox shrine..

I think I know why that ryuu gets lonely.

Would this work with Shirohebis?

>> No.14972067


If you impress her than she may purchase you through our 'permanent cuddler' program.

>> No.14972069

>>Would this work with Shirohebis?
I have trouble imagining two yandere getting along well for extended periods of time, but aside from that fuck yes it would.

>> No.14972071

I want to touch that tail so bad!

>> No.14972073

So what exactly is a Ryuu? If it's the girl in the pic then what differentiates them from Kitsunes?

>> No.14972074

Yes, maybe it would work with the really young ones, but then you'd only get a certain kind of person.

>> No.14972075
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Isn't it always?

>> No.14972076

Thanks Boss! I'll sign up within the hour!

>> No.14972080
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>> No.14972081

>So what exactly is a Ryuu?
A miserable torrent of water.

>> No.14972088

Ryuu (noun) a very lonely water goddess who never gets visitors at her shrine, possibly due to the fact her entire staff are Shirohebi, and well we all know about them.

>> No.14972089

>If you impress her than she may purchase you through our 'permanent cuddler' program.
I'm sure my awkward yet caring personality can win her over.
Also the fact that I think she's cute and will often remind her of that fact.
Honestly, I'd move in with her for free.

>> No.14972101

But she's going to sit in your lap and make you cuddle her while she games.

>> No.14972103

Anon, that sounds like heaven to me.

>> No.14972107

Just watch out.
She's got a large rear and [spoler]likes to laze about in an overly large shirt and panties.

>> No.14972112

So at what point in the Anime for Mon Musu catch up with the Manga?

>> No.14972119

Is their any cute mermaids or succubus that could use a cuddle buddy?

>> No.14972126

Two loli sea bishops, a muscled merrow, and an oppai loli succubus.

>> No.14972130

Godlike. So godlike I'll even forgive the failed spoiler.
I'll stroke her hair while cuddling her.
And eventually I'll even let her take my first kiss and my virginity.

>> No.14972136

Just watch out, the first time she goes for a kiss she's going to screw up her eyes and pucker her lips as she tries to kiss
I really need to sleep, I'm messing up my spoilers.

>> No.14972138
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Seriously though.

Fucking Basilisks. KC knocked out of the park with this one.

>> No.14972140
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That face is familiar. Either that dirty old fox has spread her genes around a lot over the centuries, or she's been getting extra servings of mana lately.

>> No.14972143

I wish to know more about this muscled merrow, what is she like and why does she need cuddles?

>> No.14972148

She's a sucker for sappy romance stories with lewd endings and trained every day to become strong.

Unfortunately, no one told her that there's no need to go out on adventures like that so she just ended up hueg and without a husband.
it's a shame as she even has armor that she got made for herself to adventure in.

>> No.14972150
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Have some snake

>> No.14972151

This has been a good year for him so far.

>> No.14972155
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>looked up the artist for GMILF fox a while back
>99% of his art is trash and she was more or less a stroke of luck

>> No.14972161
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One stroke of luck is more than most people get. If all he is ever known for is smug foxes, I'd say 'thanks for the foxes'.

>> No.14972164

Why does she have human hands?

>> No.14972167

Well why doesn't she come over and cuddle with me, it may not be the best adventure but it's a start and we can learn more about each other. Plus I'm a sucker for a romantic type of girl, would she like to go on a date with me?

>> No.14972168

Of course I want to come visit your shrine, wont you come in and have a seat?

>> No.14972171

What's with the lollypop?

>> No.14972181

I'm going to trick her into thinking she kissed me with my fingers, then when she opens her eyes I'll kiss her for real!

>> No.14972183
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Pssst, hey /mgt/ which one is better?

1. Nipples covered by hair.
2. Nipples covered by pasties.

First reply wins.

An nsfw version will be made too, no worries.

>> No.14972186

The former.

>> No.14972188

>the only new art of Amazons I've seen in ages was made by Alp
I need more.

>> No.14972189

Covered by hair, as it's more natural and very sexy to look at.

>> No.14972196

She likes sweets, one her moves is dropping a ton of sweets on you

>> No.14972206

Pasties seem so trashy, go for hair

>> No.14972208
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>OG saga
all the reason I need to post this agian

>> No.14972216

Got any for Kaguya?

>> No.14972218

Unfortunately no

>> No.14972236
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Anne was a little weird looking for a mermaid

>> No.14972239


>> No.14972249
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Sill, Cleo Gretel was cute.

>> No.14972258


>> No.14972261

You cannot be serious.

>> No.14972266

While a boss fit would have been better, this is in my faves.

cleo is out at 2.05

>> No.14972289

They spread their wings out and flop down on their back, holding their arms out for their husband to crawl into their embrace. Once the two are hugging, she wiggles onto her side, and drapes a wing across him. resulting in a cocoon. It's for this reason a winged woman's bed sheets are usually light and thin. It's a formality more than anything, falling asleep in a cocoon of wing is like fallign asleep in a sleeping bag

>> No.14972299

Why are the xenosaga girls there?

>> No.14972302

playing the neptunia senran kagura clone

i'm having a good time

>> No.14972303

>Elf meido
>Tig ol biddies in a slutty maid outfit
>Trick-shooting spear-gun
I want to impregnate it

>> No.14972309

They're alright. I prefer onee-sans but a little variety is always nice.

>> No.14972314

>elder wurms
Do you mean elder Wurms or Elder Wurms
That's an important distinction
I'd cuddle either though

>> No.14972315

>elder Wurms
Ara ara, you wouldn't a, uhh, what was it again? Sex? Something about sex?

>> No.14972317

What about loli-onee-sans?

>> No.14972319

>99% of his art is trash
Eh, I'd say it's more like 85%. It's been a while since I looked though.

>> No.14972322

Endless Frontier was the predecessor to Project X Zone. If you don't know anything about that, the long and short is that their universe has portals that lead to various other timelines, dimensions, and realities (aka other video game fanchises) that their games usually travel across before stopping the big bad who threatens the multiverse. To top it off, any settings on Earth are considered to be the same world, so characters from different franchises would know each other if they all lived on Earth at the same time, or a character from the future may know about characters from 'historical documents'. Examples: Heihachi from Tekken, Akira from Virtua Fighter, and Ryu from street Fighter all know of each other since they are from Earth at roughly the same points in history.

>> No.14972324
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yeah neige is fun like that
That video reminded me of what happened to cardia and now I'm a little sad

>> No.14972326

They're wonderful, of course

>> No.14972334

Thanks for the info dude, might fire up the R4 and play them

>> No.14972348
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I want to touch an oni.

>> No.14972352
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I want art of girls with delicious muscle tone! This is my new fetish!

>> No.14972353
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You are not alone, anon.

>> No.14972360

I want a oni to touch me.

>> No.14972371
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Alright hair cover wins. Horse pussy a cute


Goodnight /mgt/!

Great taste detected

>> No.14972377

very cute.

>> No.14972382

Oni-sans and Oni-chans are all good in all kinds, whether red or blue, and even Ushi too!

>> No.14972383

Looks nice, but the hair cover seems weird curling up over the nipple like that.

>> No.14972387

What a shame.

We could use more Cowgirl Swordswomen.
Though to the extent of my knowledge she's the only one to fit such a distinction...

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>> No.14972398

It's gonna be based on something man-eating this time, I can taste it!

>> No.14972401

I feel like you've just grabbed my dick, and i know its gonna hurt when it's revealed you're pranking me and my dick is gonna get torn off, but at the same time the hope of a gentle and loving handjob and a new MG fills me with hope.

>> No.14972402

>He can taste the man-eating

Found today's Alp.

>> No.14972404

Gee wilikers!

>> No.14972409

Because of Gazerfag.

>> No.14972410
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Pitcher plant girl?

>> No.14972412

It's real.
>... Cross that reservoir forces
I love Google translate.

>> No.14972414

Penis fly trap inbound.

Although in all seriousness it would be nice to have another plant mg.

>> No.14972415

Has been a while since we've gotten a plant girl.

>> No.14972416

Flow kelp.

>> No.14972417

Oh neato. Ty for the faith man, can't wait to see whats up with the new babe.

Now i just hope he starts shooting them out this fast all the time, that'd be nice.

Alas, poor yorick. His fantasies never to come true

>> No.14972418

I hope its a dryad varient

>> No.14972419

Oh yeah. Guess brain put her with aquatic girls and not plants.

>> No.14972425

he said plant girl, not water weed

>> No.14972427


>> No.14972428

Me too, brother of great tastes.

>> No.14972435

>Wanting to stick your dick in gears
not sure if I want you at my table.

>> No.14972442

Well we got the basilisk and so my hunger for snake meat is stated for now.

As long as its not a loli I'll pay some kind of attention to it

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>> No.14972447

My friend still wants that blasted hedgehog girl.

>> No.14972449
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New lamia.
New lamia.
New lamia.

>> No.14972451

We already got a new lami, dingus

>> No.14972453

lets not get greedy now.

>> No.14972455

A damn good one at that, hopefully will be at least a couple months until he makes another one.

>> No.14972461 [SPOILER] 
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I know we did, but I can't help it. Lamias are based-tier monstergirls.
A Jormungandr monstergirl would be great.
One based on MGE's works, anyway.

>> No.14972465 [DELETED] 

More scales!
Preferably something with legs to lock around my waist

>> No.14972466

If you look carefully, you can see his dick.

>> No.14972469

More scales!

Preferably something with legs to lock around my waist

>> No.14972474

Im going to start a business in Anti monster tech!

>Reinforced chastity belts riged with shock and holy water traps
>Tents that lock up safer then a Panic room
>"shine balls" to distract MG's that like shiney things.
>A book on name calling and rudeness to scare away the posh and shy ones.
>holy water jet traps to eject demons from the house

>> No.14972477

I guessed reptile last time and I was right, so I'm going to say... another undead is due.

>> No.14972479

What would you have in full moon bunker installations?

>> No.14972481

Ah, If not another undead then I would say another form of object come to life

>> No.14972486

I say it's Revenant

>> No.14972487

I could get on the hype train for something like this, if its as good as the doll or the umbrella.

>> No.14972492

We need another Lovecraftian girl to keep humanity in check

KC please, make a Cthylla profile already

>> No.14972493

>book on name calling and rudeness
What kind of pathetic loser would actually buy this? This whole post is shit.

>> No.14972496

>cattle prods, high powered for that extra stopping power
>scent neutralisers around the bunker as a front-line resort
>radar/camera system to stop them from getting in though other means

>> No.14972499

1.Tengu's don't like rudeness.
2. you would be surprised the amount of pointless crap people buy.
3.A pathetic loser who doesnt know how to be mean to people would buy it.

>> No.14972503

The best anti-monster equipment is a monster onee-san

Captcha thinks a pay-phone box covered in graffiti is a street sign

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>> No.14972505

What is Kenkou? Why does google translate it as health cross?

>> No.14972506

Some people can be very creative with insults. I'm not one of the so I guess I'm one of those losers.

>> No.14972507

Woosh indeed
I am quite ingnorant of most jokes.

>> No.14972509

How would you deter Ushi-Onis and Onis?

>> No.14972511

Just tell an MG you hope that she dies alone and unloved.

also, >>14972504

>> No.14972514

You run faster then any other poor sod who happens to be nearby.

>> No.14972515
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Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology.

>> No.14972518

I want a Ryu and Lich to fight over my love, ending in a cuddle-off!

>> No.14972522
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I chuckle at these. Makes a different TL out of a (supposedly) same phrase every time.

>> No.14972526

just ask for a upgrade on your moon bunker, that should do the trick.

>> No.14972528

Do we have the technology to amputate her horse half too?

>> No.14972530

I think I looked into that once out of curiosity.

Don't trust me on this, my memory is shaky at the best of times. But I think that what I found was that his name is referring to how some hospitals in media will be represented with a big red cross.

>> No.14972536

Anon no!
there's organs in there!

>> No.14972537

for onis, someone will install a breathalyzer on your bedroom door
for ushis, I hope you like praying, because it's gonna take a miracle for that one

>> No.14972539

the only thing scarier than a ushi is a ushi riding a wurm and they both want you

>> No.14972540

I'm alone in the middle of the forest. Now what?

Any assurance of it's safety?


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>> No.14972544

>Dead, cold and flat body with nothing to wrap around you
>Godly dragon body with smooth scales fluffy fur and a well endorsed rack

Lich-chan cannot compete

>> No.14972548

you are already wed

>> No.14972549

>But Spidey, red lights!

>> No.14972552

Sometimes there are situations where you are just so SOL not even divine intervention could save you.

>> No.14972553

You aren't going to alp me by making me look for somebody's pecker, daddy-o.

>> No.14972554

Turn them against each other!

>> No.14972555

>Any assurance of it's safety?

I can see this as part of a ad
>we test the any and all defence mechanisms on our team of Monsters. if our team of wurms and ushis can brake it, then we didn't sell it.

>> No.14972556
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Now you shee, 'sniff' when we attempt psychoanalytic reading upon thoshe who identify as liking these 'sniffs and tugs shirt' monshutah girls. We see two thingsh.
One ish not important, this hating shociety, pleasure with the idea that women are to shuffer from existence of these monshutah girls, 'snorts line of cocaine.'
All ideology, thish ish the shame thing found in any group of young men, be they socialisht, conservathive, a religioush fundamentalisht, it doesn't not matter.
Shecond 'sniffs' ish mush more interesting. There is a great deal of how do I shay, infantilism among thesh people, these young men.
For example, we look at the monshaths, and I do not mean to be obscene here, I don't! But we look at the monshaths that do not rape - I do not mean the Monster Musume ni Iru Nichijou monshath, there we have this utilitarianism, seen in thish figure of Missshhh Smith 'finishes fifth can of Coca-Cola' spending obscene amounts of money, shee, you have made me do it! on darlihng, to prevent even greater eshpense to the tax phayhers. I do not mean thish uhm, welfare socialishm.
I am talking about the kikimoris, the titianias, ectera ectera, these monstahs that Mistah Kentaku Crossh sheeys do not rape, and I notice these creatures exhist ash a mother substitute, and to provide thish nurturing, oedipal sexsh, just ash with 'tugs shirt' theshe hellhounds and the manticores you have thish reward and I think here I will be obscene, thish mindblowing sexsh with no effort on the male'sh part.
And I think that thish ish the basish of the appeal of monstah girls to these young men.
Thank you.

>> No.14972557

Got your attention though, didn't I?

>> No.14972558

Hmm.. Good enough for me.

>> No.14972562

I don't get it.

>> No.14972567
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My eyes. Please don't ever do this again.

>> No.14972571

But Liches have magic! She could heat her body to the perfect temperature or summon a Wight!

...Although that Ryu's shrine is probably full of warm, clear water and waterproof pillows.

>> No.14972594

I want to trick my Basilisk onee-san into thinking the sheer babydoll nighty I got her for Christmas is a perfectly normal and modest Lamia-type nightgown that she should feel free to wear around the house

>> No.14972607

You two will be shent to the gulags. Next queshtion.

>> No.14972613

I want to be punished by a basilisk by staring making eye contact and milking me until I only have 1 ball.

>> No.14972615

And your parents are in on it?
Are there parents?
Is she raising you on her own?
How isn't she a young adoptive mother instead of an oneesan in that case?
Am I thinking too literally when I think of oneesan, as in a big sister/little brother relationship?
Can that happen without parents?
Why would she decide to be your adoptive sister in spirit even if she is legally your guardian?
I'm finding it hard to suspend my disbelief here anon, fill in these holes immediately.

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>> No.14972629

>don't bend

>> No.14972638

His parents left overseas because of his father's job. Just before he did daddy married a nice basilisk lady and now he has to live with his step-nee-chan

I'm not sure, those other moth girls looked a lot fluffier. I think bending the knee will be easier if I get to rest my head on their thighs.

>> No.14972640

Gazerfag you're a very fortunate man. I kind of hate you of sheer jealousy.

>> No.14972643

Our parents are very rich and purchased apartments or small houses for each of their children in order to have the family home to themselves to facilitate their constant boning.

As the youngest I am not yet ready to live on my own and along with that somebody needs to live with Basilisk onee-san to help her with her daily life, so naturally we live together.

>> No.14972657

Oh man that's really cool. I've been playing a lot of Bloodborne lately.

I want to hug the doll.

>> No.14972660

These answers are acceptable.

>> No.14972668

I don't get the slur joke. Is this supposed to be from a movie or something?

>> No.14972673
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"Ayy bayy, why you no real?"

>> No.14972678

Because you put things in your tailpussy at night.

>> No.14972682

I hope the new girl is some clockwork golem or something.

>> No.14972683

Oh no, anon! Your waifu is real, but now you're the 2D qt. How does your favorite monstergirl deal with never being able to hold you tight and protect your smile?

>> No.14972684

Eat shit.

>> No.14972685

>summon a Wight!

>Wight-sama is in her manor enjoying literature from the days she was still alive
>Her Ghoul right hand comes in to announce that they caught some men
>She delights at the chance of finally meeting a spouse
>Suddenly an halo forms around her
>She can't escape it
>A moment later she is teleported to a random bedroom in an unknown location
>She looks around and see ryu-chan coiled around Anon and Lich-chan blankly staring at her
>Lich-chan mutters something about a cuddle fight
>Wight-sama proudly strides out of the house without uttering a word
>Quickly after the earth shakes for a bit
>Then, over a hundred Zombies flood the house
>One of them is carrying a note written in the prettiest hand writing
>It says "Dear miss Lich, I inquire you to no longer summon me, unless you have been granted permission, to do so. Cordially - Wight"

>> No.14972686

By paying big bucks for an android to be built in my likeness, with an AI that believes its me.

>> No.14972687

That'd probably lead to odd complications later in life. Imagine it, she gets a husband and one night he finds her tailpussy sleep sucking his foot off while she has a lewd dream, making a sticky mess of the foot of the bed that'll need to be washed in the morning. Though, that's a moot point since the rest of the bed needs to be washed daily too, but you get my point right?
Rave online about how this one background character is the best husbando ever.

>> No.14972689

>this one background character
Oh god, you'd be a memetic sex god.

>> No.14972691

I can feel it, the new girl is some kind of insect.

>> No.14972692

Spend all her time online discussing QT 2D boys with the other losers.

>> No.14972693

We've been through this many times. We lament that monstergirls aren't real and they're probably doing the same about us.
>knowing it's possible that somewhere out there in the multiverse a monster is tightly hugging a pillow, wondering if you exist somewhere out there in the multiverse and think about her too

>> No.14972695

>that angry response
Did someone shit in your cereal this morning? I don't see how I earned such pissy response.

>> No.14972696

Never! Your evil reign ends here, Moth Empress!

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>> No.14972702

>it's a furry

>> No.14972705

Eh, it'd be weak compared to when Cait Sith hit. Boring even.

>> No.14972720

I'll dedicate my life to boy's love to make sure she enjoys ever minute of it!

>> No.14972722

That's some dedication, becoming a gay fuckboi for your waifu.

>> No.14972727
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Nice to see an alternate take on the design already, the hair covering her eyes rather than a mask is a nice touch.

>> No.14972728

>Fire Basilisk
I need an adult.

>> No.14972730

Inb4 moff

>> No.14972735

>No glowing pussy

>> No.14972737

Don't be scared, she just wants a hug. A naked hug.

>> No.14972741

Why can't every MGE girl have small, human sized claws like Basilisk instead of the giant oversized paws/claws?

>> No.14972743

She doesn't want a moeblob fuckboi, she wants complex, moving yaoi love that transcends mere sodomy and touches us more deeply than a filthy vagina lover ever could.

>> No.14972744

So there'd be non-consensual S&M in it?

>> No.14972745

Fuck you

>> No.14972747

Another cosplay tier girl when?

>> No.14972749

Because shit taste hasn't taken over the world yet.

>> No.14972750

Anon, stop! You're going to give her a nosebleed, or worse! She'll have to order another human dildo.

>> No.14972752

Of course! And more "damn you"s and "why are you so good?"s than you can count!

She's a good Christian girl. She only needs her hands.

>> No.14972757

We already got one recently with Hakutaku and she received a pretty mediocre reaction.

>> No.14972758

I've read that the Japanese love oversized paws/claws, we also have people that like them in the west

KC seems to be avoiding ridiculous one like Anubis and Sphinx but we'll probably have more like Chesire Cat's or Hellhound's

>> No.14972760

Chimera's and Jinko's are massive and they were fairly recent. Cheshire's are probably smaller simply to work better with the design.
It all comes down to the individual monster, and also their species.

>> No.14972764

I don't know where this suddenly love for them comes from, but the people doing it are wrong and have shit taste.

>> No.14972772
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And Hellhound's paws aren't much smaller than Anubis' drawn in his newer artstyle. She also has some of the biggest feet in MGE.

>> No.14972776
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Case in point. Sphinx's are still pretty big, but he seems to be going for rounded, squishy looking paws on cats, and more claw-like ones on dogs.

>> No.14972778

It helps that they look like more like claws and aren't overly circular.

>> No.14972779

I want to fuck a Hellhound's feet.

>> No.14972785

You know what they say about girls with big feet.

>> No.14972787
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He's been drawing paws slightly more like hands for a while. Anubis and Sphinx's profile artworks are hardly representative of what they'd actually look like if they were drawn today.
Some of them are still big as fuck, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

>> No.14972790

D-Dey be- dey be sayin' damn girl, you got some big feet.

>> No.14972798

Yeah I realized that a bit after I had hit submit.

Here's the standard 'The fucker needs to do a proper art update of the older profiles' comment.

>> No.14972800
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I mean, as long as it looks cute and/or hot, and they can still tenderly hold you, and jerk off incubus sized dicks, it's all good to me.

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>> No.14972811

Fucking sweet.

>> No.14972812


>> No.14972814

Time for translations

As a quick note, they're semi transparent in the artwork, but they're actually only visible to their husbands. Anyone else will only see an empty suit of armor.
They can also combine with their husbands for various purposes.

>> No.14972816

claws > paws

If this isn't your headcannon and you imagine your waifu with big meaty paws, you're pretty much a furry in denial.

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>> No.14972820

Armor family, Magic Material Type
Habitat: Ruins, ancient buildings such as castles
Disposition: Devoted, poor at expressing feelings
Diet: Men's spirit energy

>> No.14972822

>Another undead
I wasn't ready for this, don't do this to me KC.

>> No.14972823

Do they come in super robot versions?
Can me and my fellow living armour husbandos combine our waifus into a weapon to surpass metal gear?

>Diet: Men's spirit energy
What else is new?

>> No.14972826

>Anon banging his armored waifu in the park
>Onlookers only see some nutjob clang-clanging an empty suit

>> No.14972828


>> No.14972830

Fucking yippee. Another autist for the autists.

>> No.14972832

>Poor at expressing feelings

Oh this is gonna be fun.

>> No.14972834

I'm sure they come in red tsundere, pink slut and white fuckboi options.

>> No.14972837

Normie go xD

>> No.14972840

H-how do you fuck it?

>> No.14972842

So while being chased by this thing you'd think it was an empty suit of armor trying to kill you. That's probably one of the most spooky things kc has done in a while.

>> No.14972843

Fuckin' neato.

>> No.14972844

With your dick.

>> No.14972847

I think puting it on is like sex or something.

>> No.14972848

You wear it and become one with her.

>> No.14972849


>> No.14972853

>tfw you can never wear a loli armour spirit

>> No.14972854


I didn't know that I wanted this, but I truly want it

>> No.14972856

...Sorry, this one's a bit too difficult for my shitty japanese.
But the gist is, you put her on and she enhances your abilities and you basically fight as one, with her spirit and yours overlapping, and to her fighting while wearing her is basically almost a form of exchanging love.

Oh, and you can't actually fuck her while she's wearing the armor.

>> No.14972864

What did I fucking say? It was going to be either another undead or another object come to life. Called it. Top notch.

>> No.14972868

>you can't actually fuck her while she's wearing the armor
This kills the boner. The whole wearing your waifu and going into battle thing sounds awesome though.

>> No.14972873

Do she's a suit of fantasy power armor? Cool.

>> No.14972876
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>> No.14972878

Does she sit around waiting for someone to put her on ala a Mimic? or is it like >>14972842?

>> No.14972879

Nah, I'm kinda tired. How's about we just watch a movie or something on tv?

>> No.14972884

>you put her on and she enhances your abilities and you basically fight as one, with her spirit and yours overlapping
That sounds awesome, so many stories potential, and that makes her one of the few wife that bring an interesting and action packed life with her

>and to her fighting while wearing her is basically almost a form of exchanging love.
Even more reason to become a rogue knight who fights tyranny all over the world, or even just building an harem by defeating all kinds of MGs

>Oh, and you can't actually fuck her while she's wearing the armor.
Makes sense, but the idea of fucking a fully armored girl is hot, he should have said "They dislike being intimate with their armor on" or something so we still have that possibility

Thanks for trying to translate Anon, Japanese is hard

http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/living_armor/text.html If anyone wants more information, you can google translate this, although take everything you read with a grain of salt

>> No.14972887 [SPOILER] 
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Does this look like the face of mercy?

>> No.14972888

These things would be the biggest bullies in MGE

>look at that slut in full plate, she's just asking for a boy to stick his estoc in her
>have you seen that lorica segmentata going around lol, I be bet she wants to be fucked like a Roman slave-boy
>what's up with that creepy exchange student? I mean lacquered armour, that's like so gross
>gee Anna, that butch lesbian kevlar looks really good on you

>> No.14972889

Some of them are autonomous, others actively search after a master, being suits of armor that came to life as monsters out of a desire to keep protecting.

>> No.14972890

you fuckers will be the death of me

i need more

>> No.14972892

No that looks like the face of my proctologist.
How's it going Doc!

>> No.14972894
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That's not the doc, I am.

>> No.14972898

>No cursed yandere armor suit who won'y let you take her off, tried to take control of your body to take vengeance on her rivals

>> No.14972900

What if they're all dead?

>> No.14972901

That doesn't sound very yandere.

>> No.14972903

The best thing about this girl is that now Liches have another guard for their castle.

Although the conversations between them wouldn't be too interesting with the armor being bad at expressing themselves and Lich being a kuudere.

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Thread lacks imminent Death.

>> No.14972905

But if you're the real Doc, who gave me my monthly prostate check-up last week?

>> No.14972906

>A suit of Catarina style armour chases you around town demanding you get in her belly

I can only imagine that she looks like the Dullahans from RO

>> No.14972907

She writes amusing short stories and greentexts about my antics, along with the occasional smut.

>> No.14972908

Oh shit that's spooky!

>> No.14972910

You have a wreck of metal who spent centuries fueled by rage directed as tombstones and memories

>> No.14972911

On a different note, armor in KCland is pretty stylish. Reminds me of glass armor from TES.

>> No.14972914

>"I felt you looking at that paladin girl."
>"You think her armor is better than mine don't you?"
>"I bet you even think that she is better at fighting than me."
>"I'll prove you wrong darling, we will kill that girl together.
>"When she comes back as an Undead we will kill her again."
>"And again and again and again!"
>She has a long yandere laugh while she takes control over your body

>> No.14972917

By the way, their disposition is usually stoic as steel, but their husband can, if he wishes, easily make their armor fall off their body, which makes them very vulnerable, and their reactions to their husband's touch will be quite lewd and slovenly. They also welcome their husbands inside them as openly as they do inside their armor, and when you cum inside, they will not let you pull out for quite a while.
Still no fucking her inside the armor though. Or, well, you can fuck her INSIDE the armor, as in, with both of you inside it, but not in any way that would satisfy an "armored girl" fetish.
Also, if a woman mistakenly puts on a Living Armor... well, you can probably imagine the results.

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She would automatically be banned in China for exposed skeletons.

That and they lack calcium deposits for skeletal baths.

>> No.14972919

She's pretty cool

>> No.14972920

I like this.

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>> No.14972923

Eh, it's pretty cool I guess, but no waifu material.

>> No.14972924

That's pretty neato. I like it, especially like this bit: >>14972889
I imagine a scenario where one is being hunted by an Orderite for being a "traitor", and before the Orderite can strike, a living armor jumps on you and protects you, evening the odds and helping you fight back.

>> No.14972925

>lacquered armour

>> No.14972944

>their disposition is usually stoic as steel
Now I'm imagining her giving me an emotionless handjob, with the armor on. Should that be giving me a boner?

>> No.14972946

> if he wishes, easily make their armor fall off their body, which makes them very vulnerable, and their reactions to their husband's touch will be quite lewd and slovenly.
They are basically like Ghosts in that aspect, that's nice, you get the badass armor to go on epic adventures during the day with and the lewd spirit to have loving sex with at night

>when you cum inside, they will not let you pull out for quite a while.

>you can fuck her INSIDE the armor, as in, with both of you inside it
I'm trying to visualise this and it looks ridiculous, although it sounds kind of hot in a weird sense

>Also, if a woman mistakenly puts on a Living Armor... well, you can probably imagine the results.
Another evil way to monsterize human women acquired.They turn into Succubi right?

>> No.14972948

Another point, that's only one of many armor designs of course. There are varieties that cover the entire body, as well, rather than just WoW tier chest plates and shoulders, with some leg guards.
Not that you necessarily need that much more protection, as synchronization with a Living Armor gives you the physical abilities and superhuman perception of a monster.

>> No.14972950

Wouldn't it be nice though if you could fuck the lewd spirit while she's wearing the badass armor? Such a shame.

>> No.14972951

>Another evil way to monsterize human women acquired. They turn into Succubi right?
Depending on the human's disposition they could turn into other things, but it's usually going to be succubi.

>> No.14972952

>I'm trying to visualise this and it looks ridiculous, it sounds kind of hot in a weird sense
It would also be downright terrifying to fight a man inside one.

>> No.14972955

Honestly not as terrifying as some overzealous order paladin, the living armor knight is going to be a lot tougher but also less likely to actually murder your ass.

>> No.14972961

>Her armor is massive
>Warps to fit you when you get in
>Reverts to its usual size when you tease her
>Just large enough for two people to fit in if they press up against each other
>Make use of this fact to fuck her in the armor, her soft body pushed flush with the breastplate
>Like fucking her against a wall of solid metal

>> No.14972964

>I'm cumming honey! Get ready for me to fill up your steely greaves with my thick strands of man milk
>*metallic groans*
For the High God's sake I just wanted to loot a normal dungeon for once. What did I do to deserve this, Gawain got to be captured by that nice dragon lady while I'm about to get my head cut off by a nutjob wearing an armoured onahole.

>> No.14972965

>You're fighting some chump in old armor, he's not a great fighter but his suit is a lot tougher then it looks
>Eye contact. Must maintain eye contac- wait a second... Is this guy getting off on this!?
>He shudders suddenly and his eyes go vacant. Normally this would be the end but the only thing going through your mind is "WHAT THE FUCK"

>> No.14972970

I want to marry some Final Fantasy tier full body armor with a scary horned mask and go around destroying every Order controlled cities

Yeah, I don't see why KC specified that you couldn't do it, I bet if someone asked him he'd answer "Of course you can, but why would you want to do that?"

Oh that's good, KC is going away from "Everyone turns into Succubi unless very specific things happen"

This legit gave me a boner, I want this so badly

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>> No.14972974

>but why would you want to do that?
Well, why would you?

>> No.14972975

The profile doesn't mention anywhere that you can't fuck them with their armor on, only that their disposition changes depending on whether they wear it or not.

>> No.14972978

I bet it was an alp pretending to be a doctor in an attempt to steal your masculinity.

>> No.14972979

What does it matter? Ghosts a shit.

>> No.14972982

That you did, I'll expect to see you next time.

>> No.14972987

Ghosts a cute.

>> No.14972989

>being wrong
What's the next step in your masterplan?

>> No.14972992

No, they really are cute.

>> No.14972994

Because armored girls are the best

Good, the google translate of the profile doesn't seem to say it either
Let's wait for the full translation before jumping to conclusion

>> No.14972999
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I made a Transparent version
Tried a different program this time

>> No.14973001

Cuteness aside, I prefer something I can touch. Hell, even the other undeads, as inferior as they are, easily beat all ghost things.

>> No.14973005

>it took only one minute for memes
That made me laugh.

>> No.14973011

>I made a transparent version
huehuehuehuehue. Anon, she's alredy transparent

>> No.14973012

Don't you want to cuddle up to your big, strong, indeterminately southern living armour waifu and get in touch with your inner child?

>> No.14973013
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>The hips are a bit too wide

>> No.14973016

It's a snake anon, it's not like she's got that ass.

>> No.14973024
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>> No.14973032

There is less white around them, that new program is better

>Be pacifist monk in a small village
>Find an old armor in the church's basement
>It forces itself onto me
>Start hearing a feminine voice
>"Let's leave this place and travel the world to fight all kinds of opponent!"
>Tell the voice that I just want a quiet, peaceful life

>> No.14973040

She's so cute. I imagine the older one grows the easier she can manipulate her armor. That giant chest piece is too cute, and I can't help but find it analogous to a girl in a giant jumper. I'm gonna headcanon that in a modern setting, she can morph her armor into well disguised clothes, turning her chest piece pauldrons and helmet into a giant hoodie, her sword and shield into cute hairpins and her greaves into stockings.

>> No.14973043

>implying no lamiass

>> No.14973044
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>She sees your sword

>> No.14973057

For fuck's sake lady don't start this again, it's a dagger alright? I prefer to sneak around so will you leave me the fuck alone? I can't hide with a fuckhueg metal armor on me.

What do you mean the other sword?

>> No.14973059

Axe is best girl.

>> No.14973072

>His waifu isn't powerful enough to arm him in a skintight, pointlessly sexy suit to protect him as he does his sneaking
Your biggest problem with a living armor waifu is constantly watching your back to make sure she hasn't sneakily equipped that giant chuuni cape again.

>> No.14973076

>Living Armor travels for years to find a man to marry
>She finally finds one with a warrior soul
>She haunts him without a second thought
>They go back to the man's house
>There she sees at the horror
>His weapon collection is full of nothing but poorly made katanas and impractically big swords

>> No.14973083

So does giving birth to this cause the monstergirl to pop out freshly made armor?

>> No.14973086

>She can become a sneaking suit
>It's form sitting around the dick and balls

>> No.14973090 [DELETED] 

Probably, and besides doesn't going on a quest to obtain the best armor for your daughter sounds great?

>> No.14973093

>Feel a wiggling around the crotch as you're tyring to pick locks
>Hiss "Would you stop that?"
>The helmet beings to bulk and shift as something slips into your ear and crackles to life with a burst of static
>She whispers to you over the impromptu ear-piece, voice slightly fuzzy "No."

>> No.14973099

Probably not, and besides doesn't going on a long quest to obtain the best armor for your daughter sound great?

>> No.14973100

You just gave me the single most wonderful thought I've had in weeks or even months

The possibilities...

>> No.14973105
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>> No.14973107

What is "armor" anon? Nothing but a sexy concept that wants your dick. Possibilities are endless.

>> No.14973114

You're not supposed to post stuff from KC's enty Anon, that breaks the rules!

>> No.14973115

I just realized her arms aren't in any arm slots, she's just in that chest piece like a snug bug in a rug. That combined with her expression reallys makes it seem like she was just chillin', being comfy in her armor when this random scholar dude started spergin and painting her

>> No.14973119

Don't listen to this fagg.

>> No.14973121

I have now seen the truth, for armors are love.

I want one voiced like the sneaking suit to go on adventures and uncalled for light molesting when I'm sneaking around.

>> No.14973125


>> No.14973126

I really like this one, wonder what her hair is like under the helmet.
Rules are like dreams, being broken is inevitable.

>> No.14973131

>Your status blinks up before you as she milks you to yet another orgasm as you try and hide your presence from patrols
>You watch the numbers rapidly climb through the 80s to the 90s to 100 as corgasm hits
>You watch your hydration stat drop half a percent, and she just laughs softly as the cum begins to absorb into the suit

>> No.14973134

I usually find a few new details on the HD pictures but Living Armor is just a naked spirit within an armor, although I love the design I have to admit that it is a really simple one

I bet the scholar's Leanan Sidhe didn't even let her haunt him, poor Living Armor, she just wants to protect!

>> No.14973145
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Making of Living Armor! She's changed a lot.

Concepts: Mobile Armor, Gap between girl and armor, translucent, heavy armor

>> No.14973149

Fuck Wurms.

>> No.14973150
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>Living armor born from a Catarina set
>All the other living armors call her fat

>> No.14973151

Don't fuck Wurms.

>> No.14973155
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The moving suit of armor, it's "Living Armor"-chan.
When talking about living armors, originally, they are supposed to be suits of armor moving on their own, with nothing inside.
But if there's a girl inside, well, then it just becomes a girl wearing a suit of armor, and that's no good either. In view of this, I had to think about her concept and design.
The girl inside the armor is a semi-transparent spirit, that isn't visible to anyone but her husband.
But the main thing... her armor. Her powerful looking armor is really cool... but designing armors is really difficult!
The first concept sketch posted above was a very safe and conservative design. She also didn't wear a helm yet at this point. But I was thinking... how could I make the girl look strong as well, rather than just the armor?

>> No.14973157


Don't need to. They'll fuck you.

>> No.14973159

>isn't visible to anyone but her husband
I'm not sure I like the imaginary friend part.

>> No.14973161

>giving inferior, wannabe-dragons the D
You godda be wurming me.

>> No.14973162

No they won't. Wurms can be outwitted easily!

>> No.14973167

Does that mean the scholar doesn't know what the spirit looks like either and is ball-parking it?

>> No.14973169

Those concept art are intimidating, I'm glad he didn't stick to those

Now I see why he went for a naked spirit inside a huge armor, it creates a nice balance

I want to fuck a Living Catarina Armor and make plenty of baby Catarina Armors

>> No.14973171

I like it. No one can violate your waifu with their eyes except you, that's as pure as you can get.

>> No.14973173

>That moment when everybody marries Living Armors
>Everybody start having armor daughterus
>Dwarven and cyclops blacksmiths go out of business
What have you done? this is the start of a new era.

>> No.14973176
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With this in mind, I made some new sketches.
After many twists and turns, I arrived at something close to the final design. I had two possible designs. The one on the right is quite close to the finished version, while the one on the left was a more typical "sexy armored onee-san" design with a shapelier body, and armor that's more form fitting. While I'm aware that this design probably fits many people's taste, in the setting the armor can also be worn by men, and as such, it had to look fairly unisex.
However, there are of course individual differences between Living Armors, because the armors that have been turned into monster girls can change appearance to a degree, the armor could look like the right illustration while you're wearing it, and like the left when she's in autonomous mode!

>> No.14973178

I am now thinking of a nightmare/azure knight from soul calibur variant of that suit. If only I knew how to draw.

>> No.14973180

Oh yeah? How you gonna outwit a wurm that can only think about your dick?

>> No.14973186

So KC confirms her variations on Living Armor?

I want a Roman Living Armor.

>> No.14973187
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Of course, if you want to make love to her, she can make part of the breast plate disappear for easy access. Like this, you can enjoy the Living Armor while she's clad in her armor!

And that's all on her!

In fact, she won't even let other men wear her. Stated in the profile.

>> No.14973190

There are many different kinds of living armor, depending on what the original suit of armor looked like.

>> No.14973194

>Stop that, can't you see I'm busy woman?
>Stop what?
>Y-you know...
>Milking you?
>For fuck's...Yes that! I'm trying to hide here and I don't want to get smited again
>But it's so fun watching you trying to stay all silent and composed during this~
>It might be all fun and games for you but I still need to make a living!
>Aw don't be that way, besides if they find you I won't allow them to harm you so no worries!
>...Can I, at least, try and pick the next lock without any distractions?
>Nope! Two more~
>I hate you
>I love you too!

>> No.14973196

So you do the translations to English, were you the guy who used to post the English translations of Making Of X on KC's enty? Why doesn't he post them anymore?

Also, what are the other girls you've translated here?

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Monster boys are ____

>> No.14973201

I would surely want a Legionary living armor.

>> No.14973202 [DELETED] 

For molesting.

>> No.14973204 [DELETED] 

For Alping.

>> No.14973205 [DELETED] 

Burning alive while crucified.

>> No.14973206 [DELETED] 

Really? You can't get more retarded or lazy than this, you should learn from veterans.

>> No.14973209 [DELETED] 

a definite enrichment for this place.

>> No.14973215

So can Monster Girls wear Living Armor?

>> No.14973218

I wouldn't call them direct translations, I'm not good enough for that. More like paraphrasing. And yes, I've posted the rough contents of the other Making Ofs here. What do you mean by "Why doesn't he post them anymore?" though?

>> No.14973219

What the fuck is your problem?

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Still racking up them (You)s though? What's wrong with a lil' joke here and there~?

>> No.14973222

If you get married to a Salamander wearing a Living Armor does that mean you have two wives now?

>> No.14973223

I want one based on Maximilian armor.
>In fact, she won't even let other men wear her. Stated in the profile.
Pure as hell. On another note, now I hope KC does a living sword next.

>> No.14973224

I know right? He shouldn't be eating dumb fish that bit his bait half a day later.

>> No.14973227

>And yes, I've posted the rough contents of the other Making Ofs here
Neat, do you have them saved? I think I missed some of them.

>What do you mean by "Why doesn't he post them anymore?" though?
KC posted the english translations for the making of Flow Kelp and Jabberwock on his Enty, but he hasn't posted anymore.

>> No.14973230

>However, there are of course individual differences between Living Armors
Living European plate Armors confirmed

>Living Armors can switch between "sexy armored onee-san" and "badass armor" mode
Living Armor keeps on getting better

>you can enjoy the Living Armor while she's clad in her armor!

Based KC, praise be!

As usual, thanks for sharing those makings-off really improve the girls

>> No.14973231

>Normally the Salamander is brash, confident and romantic
>Occasionally the armor's personality takes over and she becomes a cold kuudere
Yes please.

>> No.14973236

>Nightmare is a homicidally insane living armor with a fallen childhood friend paladin inside hell bent on anon's dick
>Anon has to fight them by his own living armor waifu's side, fighting for love innocence and purity

>> No.14973240

Hello /mgg/, it's been ages. I just wanted to ask, latest girls have been satyros, flow kelp, and hakutaku, has a new one dropped yet? Also, Othersideofthesky, has he updated Sasha's fallen maiden translation since September?

>> No.14973242 [DELETED] 

Dude I'm fine with some novelty anon kicking, but this is like the oldest and most used form, it's not funny neither to read, nor to see reactions at it, so I'm just encouraging you to be original so that we may laugh to forget reality for a while.

>> No.14973244

Nigga open your eyes >>14972808
And before that was Basilisk.

>has he updated Sasha's fallen maiden translation since September?
As far as I know no.

>> No.14973247

Are you fucking kidding me? you blind?

>> No.14973248

Scroll up, we got a new girl in this very thread.

>> No.14973250

I don't care if it's bait or how late I got here, who the hell doesn't like maids?

>> No.14973251

Basilisk, and Living Armor dropped just today.

>> No.14973252

Basilisk and Living Armor.

>> No.14973253

This needs to be a thing so much.

>> No.14973258

>who the hell doesn't like maids?
People who's opinion I don't care about, that's who. Now shut up and look at the armor nerds getting super nuts over there.

>> No.14973261

I AM shortsighted

Ah, thank you.

>> No.14973262

Armored Maids cleaning your house when?

>> No.14973263

For a moment there, this lass looked like she was missing everything beneath her waist.

Then I realized I was looking at her knees the entire time.

>> No.14973265

Never, only living things may enter my estate.

>> No.14973267

Don't tell me what to do faggot you're not my mom and you don't want to be.

>> No.14973268

Armored maids. As in kikis in armor.

>> No.14973271

Ah, my mistake. Yes, I would like that.

>> No.14973275

>you're not my mom
As far as you know...

>> No.14973278 [DELETED] 

>trying to get originality going in stagnation central

>> No.14973280

Your heart and humanity seem pretty dead to me, anon. Isn't that just locking yourself out of your own home? The nights are cold, anon, tat's just silly.

>> No.14973281

So ah... how do Living Armor daughterus work?

>> No.14973283

The kikis are wearing living armors.

>> No.14973284
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And complete.

With an armor that looks like something out of Fire Emblem, with the image of a heavy-armored knight, but with a touch of decay, I tried my best to make her look original.
In order to make her look demonic, I angled the spikes on her helmet to convey a demonic or dragonic image, and added the red plume hanging down the back of her armor.
The shield and sword have ominous cavities with flickering magic lights.
Instead of putting markings on her armor, I included a heart-like pattern into her armor through the uncovered area around her hips and legs, and the protrusion that covers her pubic area.


>> No.14973285

Human girls can, so why not monsters? Plus, while monster can't see the spirit, they can "feel" it

>I hope KC does a living sword next.
It's not impossible but it doesn't seem very likely, especially since Living Armor has a seemingly haunted sword in her picture

I want to marry a Living Armor and go from town to town to get quests from NPCs
>Stop a Feral Hellhound on rampage
>Bodyguard a 90 year old wizard from a herd of Unicorns
>Protect a small village from an incoming P'Orc invasion
>Get back the prince from the Dragon's lair

>> No.14973287

They're all fired.

>> No.14973290

Starts off as a gauntlet, then evolves into a breastplate

>> No.14973291

I wonder how versatile Living armor really is. Like, what if you're spelunking in some ice caves and you come across the preserved corpse of an ancient warrior wearing a dire wolf skin pelt, and then the corpse begins to move, but instead of reanimating, a wolf eared spirit in the cloak takes up the ancient warrior's axe. Is a pelt alone enough for one of these spirits to inhabit it?

>> No.14973293

I said no. I even put up a sign.

Death cannot reach me.

>> No.14973294

>>Diet: Men's spirit energy
>What else is new?
To be fair, its a precedent that most of the more supernatural girls depend on mana/spirit energy.

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>> No.14973296

>Death cannot reach me.
But anon. You're already dead inside.

>> No.14973298

As described above, as the armor is supposed to play the leading role here, the girl had to look semi-transparent. But I couldn't afford to make her face transparent, I instead had her helm cast a shadow over her face to semi-obscure it. From there, I made her body gradually more transparent from top to bottom.
A transparent girl, but with visible feminine curves... sexy! At least I believe that after drawing her, if you can agree with me I'm glad w

And that's all, for real this time!

>> No.14973300

According to you, internet person of questionable intelligence.

>> No.14973301 [DELETED] 

You never know, maaaaayybe someday it works.

>> No.14973302

Thanks for doing this anon. Seeing KC's thought process is neat.

>> No.14973305

If you were my monstermom I'd know, cause I'd be fucking you. See how weird and uncomfortable it gets?!

>> No.14973310


I second >>14973302

>> No.14973311

Too late anon. The armors have already taken over the estate. They tie you to the bed each take ther turn putting themselves on you

They don't even fuck you when they put themselves on you. you are just lying in bed wearing a suit of armor. I mean some times they fuck you while you are wearing them and sometimes they ride you but some of the time you are just wearing them. Like they are cuddling you.

>> No.14973315

>that face
I don't like where this is going.

>> No.14973316

Careful boy, you still have much to learn before you can give instead of receive...

>> No.14973319

How do you put a Living Armor-chan on if she lives in there?

>> No.14973320

>do you have [the other girls] saved? I think I missed some of them.

>> No.14973321

Me neither but that's mostly because it's a human woman instead of a monster girl.

Fucking faggots posting human women.

>> No.14973324

But then it turns out that it wasn't me, for I already teleported behind them.

And now they're really fired.

>> No.14973327

She sinks into your body as you step in, and works at easing and reinforcing any muscles. Plus ghost.

>> No.14973329

Nah I'm serious. Maybe I'm wrong about the artist but that face brings to mind cbt and guro. Two nukes weren't enough.

>> No.14973331


>> No.14973333

I've got them. Might throw on imgur if the enty sharing anon is okay with it.

>> No.14973334

Damnit! They've been putting themselves on a manikin. But it looks soo real.

>"We'll get you next time Anon. Your body will be ours. And not in a sexual way. We just want you to wear us."

>> No.14973335

I'm mostly interested in the text desu.

>> No.14973341

As I see it there is only 2 ways for them to be born

As a spirit only and you have to get her an armor

Or she is born with the same armor as her mother

Either way the size of the armor doesn't matter since it would adapt to her size as she grows

This is really up to your headcanon, I'd say any outfit that was actually used as armor has the possibility of becoming a Living Armor

The armor puts itself onto you and the spirit becomes one with yours, you're basically fusing with her

>> No.14973342
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big wolves are big love

>> No.14973347

I'll take you on anytime, armored harlots with rather mundane intentions!

>> No.14973353

I am feeling lots of thing right now but they're mostly good.

>> No.14973356

>After a long day of fighting you still don't take your armor off
>Not because of some "aways ready" policy, but simply because your waifu rests easier when she is one with you
>When you sit, dip your head and close your eyes, in your minds eye you can feel her both within and next to you, the picture of her spirit resting against your side, her head on your shoulder ushering you into a restful slumber
I really like this new grill

>> No.14973357

I'm not sure, technically KC doesn't want any of this to get reposted, hence why I don't want any of the Enty exclusive information to leave 4chan. I'm already being kind of disrespectful posting it here in the first place, so I'd prefer if it wasn't on display somewhere easily accessible. Sorry.

>> No.14973360

>As I see it there is only 2 ways for them to be born

Are spirits and undead even possible to get pregnant?

Package delivery for Mr. Anon.

>> No.14973363

Oh, by the way, the armor's shape changing property is already hinted at in the profile, it states that the armor will adjust itself to your body to be perfectly comfortable. It also happens to feel nearly weightless, as only the most well-crafted sets of armor do.

>> No.14973365
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Stop trying to make me love Werebat manes more than Manticores latenight my heart can't take it

>> No.14973367

>Package delivery for Mr. Anon.
Ha! You'd think I'd fall for that? Watch, as I pretend to not be home.

>> No.14973368

No problem. The guy wanted texts anyway.

>> No.14973378

Hnnngh, that's a soft Centaur.

>> No.14973381

But it's 40 lbs! how can you deny such gift?

>> No.14973382

>"Hey! Girls I just thought of a great idea watching that mailman deliver Anon that package."
>"We are going to launch ourselves into Anon's estate!"
>"Isn't that dangerous?"
>"We're living armors. We are practically spirits. We'll be fine"

>> No.14973383
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>TFW Living Armor variations work essentially like this

>> No.14973390
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They remind me of Durahan from Monster Rancher

>TFW no Monster Girl Rancher

>> No.14973395

That was actually my first thought.

>> No.14973396
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Accept bats into your life.

>> No.14973397

40 lbs of uncertainty!

Are they really go do a repeat of tuesday? My insurance is not gonna like this...

>> No.14973399

Hey, this one's actually good. After the floating seaweed and college Holst I thought he was out of ideas.

>> No.14973402
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This is fucking awesome! It also means other bits of weaponry can become cute girls too.

>> No.14973409

He's on a roll with Basilisk and Living Armor, lets hope he can keep this up.

>> No.14973411

Fuck you Anon I already feel like one of the few people who genuinely likes squeaky flying mice girls

>> No.14973413

I can only hope that some artists are good at armor drawing.

>> No.14973414
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At the very least it is confirmed undead can get pregnant once they have regenerated enough, and give birth to the same kind of undead. We also know that after a certain stage of power growth elementals can give birth. No word on the magical material and ghost girls though.

>> No.14973415

inari blows reader teacher
also still trying to write something pharaoh related but lol stupid work bullshit keeping me busy

>> No.14973417

+ snake eater has kept me busy as well, sorry

>> No.14973421

That old idea about Vanquish style suits in MGE suddenly doesn't feel so stupid.

>> No.14973426

>dat boob plate
Other Living Armor can develop those as well I'd assume.

>> No.14973427

Would you let a living armor jerk you off with the armor's large gauntlets?

>> No.14973428

While I appreciate the effort that you took to try and write OC for the thread couldn't really enjoy it.

Obvious signs of a lack of proof-reading, tried and tired cliché hentai plot and second person perspective

>> No.14973429

Yes, I would

>> No.14973434

She looks awesome and sexy, but surely being a ghost the actual girl is untouchable?
I love the undead, but ghosts only can possess and give you sex dreams. Sure, wearing her and feeling her soul interacting with yours must feel amazing, but you still can't suck on those tits.

>> No.14973435

i agree about the plot but I had a boner while writing it and it sounded good in my head

I should probably think with my brain instead of my balls

>> No.14973439


>> No.14973441

>second person perspective
I don't see how that's a problem, but the other two issues are standard with this guy's writing. The attempts at humor really don't do it for me either, but that's a really subjective area anyway.

>> No.14973442

I believe MGE Ghosts can give themselves a degree of tangibility, even if that means they likely can't lactate ectoplasm.

>> No.14973444

>second person perspective
You again. that's not valid criticism, stop giving it to people.

>> No.14973446

That sounds chafe-y and uncomfortable.

>> No.14973449

Hell yeah.
Now I want someone to draw Living Armor using her gauntlets to milk her husband, and him cumming all over her stoic, emotioness face.

>> No.14973461
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Living Armor a shit


>> No.14973462
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You clearly haven't read the ghost profile in a while. The sex dreams and such are only their limit before they absorb enough mana to gain a corporeal form.

>> No.14973465

Lack of proofing is evident, let alone editing.
Stilted phrasing and poor grammar.
Dialogue is extremely rough.
Plot straight out of a doujin.

Not to discourage you, but if you want to craft something people will enjoy, you absolutely must proof read and edit. Maybe I'm just more picky than most people in this thread, but all it takes is one or two obvious errors to put me completely off something.

>> No.14973467

KC more or less said they can take on sexy armor looks whenever they are in autonomous mode, the unisex armor look is for when they want their husband to wear them.

>> No.14973468

You're not wrong, but I take that over the stupid snake.

>> No.14973470

Not really, I think they're great. KC has been on a roll with designs lately, minus the Whokutaku. The art is all top-notch as well, for all of them.

>> No.14973471

Ah, excellent.

>> No.14973473

>You're not wrong
But yes he is. Objectively wrong.

>> No.14973475
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They're a bit too wide anon, Miia's hips are already wide as hell, they don't need to be wider

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>> No.14973481

Yeah, like that. Not a fun time at all.

>> No.14973487

I just don't enjoy second person perspective. The whole "YOU DID THIS YOU DID THAT" shit only really works for greentexts (imo).

>> No.14973490
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Imagine one with Camilla-style armor.

Hey she's got dragon blood and is as lustful as a monster girl, she can be posted here!

>> No.14973491

>Objectively wrong
No friend, that would be you.

>> No.14973494

I wish i was that belt.

>> No.14973496

>no u

>> No.14973497

I want to doll-ify my Kobold daughteru! I'm going to make her wear her latex catsuit under a brutally modest pink lolita dress with lots of unnecessary bows and frills! I'm going to make her wear a big bonnet, lace paw-gloves that hide her latex ones, I'll tie bows around her ears and tail, and then I'll make her suckle and kiss my dick like a lollipop!

>> No.14973499

I want to see Living Armors based off of:
>An Ivalice Judge
>Nelo Angelo
In no specific order.

>> No.14973503

fuckin weird, man

>> No.14973504

>I'm going to make her wear a big bonnet
You monster.

>> No.14973505

>An Ivalice Judge
But that's not the real Ivalice you fagmonster.

>> No.14973510

Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.
Anyways, if it weren't for them we wouldn't have Gabranths rad suit.

>> No.14973514

Ah there you are, I was starting to get worried

Why not give her a giant ribbon instead? It would be a lot better.

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I want to marry with both a Rusalka and a Kumiho!

>> No.14973522

There's nothing wrong with me making her wear a bonnet every once in awhile anon, it really ties her costume together! Plus, she gets all flustered and embarrassed when I take lots and lots of pictures or make her look at herself in the mirror while I tug on her tail and fuck her from behind!

Hi anon!

Bonnets are cuter. Besides, she has lots of ribbons on her everywhere else!

>> No.14973525

>Camilla will never, ever be your onee-san
Why am I still here? Just to suffer?

>> No.14973526

There are less painful ways to die.

>> No.14973527

So how many girls even have the whole "Making of" things?

>> No.14973529

>Gabranth's rad suit
Gaius Van Baelser did it better

>> No.14973530

You wouldn't take her out in public like that would you? Who know what could "happen".

>> No.14973534

>not Vossler's

>> No.14973535

You can't die though, Rusalka's blood regenerates you and probably Kumiho's magic can do it as well.

>> No.14973536

>Gaius Van Baelser did it better
Gaius is Gabranth-lite.

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>> No.14973542

Just the most recent few and the jabberwock as far as I am aware.

>> No.14973543

>No mayadere Living Armor in Sauron's armor

>> No.14973545

>Gaius is Gabranth lite
>Comparing Decimus Maximus Meridius to a shitty Darth Vader/Schwarz Bruder knock off

>> No.14973547

Reminder that Living Armor is based on the Helmed Horror. So KC did another classic DnD monster. What other ones would you guys like to see him do?

>> No.14973549

Nothing bad will happen, so why not? I'll clip her leash on and we'll go for a nice, long walk! I will make extra special sure to keep her hydrated though, I'm sure it gets really sweaty in her full body latex suit under all that thick, frilly fabric.

>> No.14973551

Do you think Dwarves can make dosh by making alternate suits for Living Armors?

>> No.14973555

What would the sex be like?

>> No.14973557

I'm not sure. I'd like to think that Living Armors are born from their armor and are bound to it. Plus, they can already morph it at will.

>> No.14973559

Nigga animated suits of armor have been a common staple of fiction for years. See


>> No.14973560

It isn't a KC girl (yet), but weren't those shortstack antgirls from YBAs Graystorm based off of something from DnD?

>> No.14973563

Like trying to demask a big guy.

>> No.14973564

Considering the whole creature is actually a soul bonded to the armor, you can't swap the armors around. That would just be a ghost playing dressup.

>> No.14973565

Could do with better pacing and more detailed scenes, it's hard to really get anything out of smut when it basically boils down to "ex happened" with no actual descriptions of the act.
Please for the love of god never do that again.
Other than that though it was an okay 2 minute read, I've always been a fan of the student x teacher thing.

>> No.14973566

Bloody delicious.

>> No.14973567

Yeah if an armor stalks her prey and finds out he likes the look of the lich king's armor, she wouldn't bother wasting money to get her armor shaped shed do it herself

>> No.14973571

My bad, I should've read into those translated descriptions in the above posts a bit more.

>> No.14973576

>Implying KC doesn't do direct DnD converts loads of times
>Implying any of those predate the 1970's

What do you think made them a staple of fiction?

>> No.14973580

Could be that young ones need to find one to posses. Rather than shopping for a cradle, you'd be picking up a chest piece/gauntlet/whatever.

>> No.14973583
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>mfw imagining Garo/Tokusatsu style henshins with Living Armors
I suspect chuuni ones wouldn't be uncommon in that regard.

>> No.14973584

I'll comment as I read through:

This feels childish and pointless, if you want a sentence to have impact do it with words, not with formatting

>and says that your last name is "like, way too long."
If you are going for a pure self-insert you should avoid giving informations about him like this one, you probably tried to avoid having to naming him but you still excluded a large part of the readers with this one small detail

>normal students, some human boys, most of them varying mamono species.
Awkward sentence, for a second I thought the boys were mamono species, try to put yourself in the reader's place when you write sentences that could be misunderstood.

>with those pretty emerald eyes.
You described her eyes as "emeralds" 3 times in a row, use different adjectives it gives a better visualisation to the reader and it's more enjoyable to read.
Repetition isn't forbidden, you can use it if you want to insist on something, and don't spend an hour on a thesaurus if you can't find an appropriate word, just put in some effort if you're going to describe the same thing many times

>lets free your stiffening erection.
You should have given a reason for the erection beforehand, even something as simple as her having an exposed cleavage

Just... Why?

And that's it

I honestly liked it, sure it wasn't top grade literature but you had fun writing this and it shows, you wrote it in your own style, made a few jokes and overall you didn't took it too seriously, I would have liked more development between the blowjob and the fully blown relationship but that's the only thing that I straight up disliked about the story

If you're going to keep writing like this you will have a few people like me who enjoy it but as others said if you want the large public to enjoy your stories as well you have to put more effort into them

>> No.14973589

How would you stay hard though?

>> No.14973591

Pretty sure he's snuck them in elsewhere as well. He's an old school grog. Who was the other writefag that would stat stuff out in pathfinder and gurps? He probably had some hidden in his stuff too.

>> No.14973595

Now that's a neat idea. You'd have to save up for awhile to make sure you get her a good piece.

I could see all sorts of different options for newborn Living Armor armors, from just small single pieces to full ornate sets with lots of intricate details. I feel like as a Living Armor grows she'd b able to manipulate her armor better and even make a singe gauntlet into a full suit by adulthood.

Neat stuff to think about.

>> No.14973597

MAMONOBONGO of course!

>> No.14973598
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>Maya/Yandere Living Armor shaping herself to look like Sauron
>Since you're her chosen romance partner only you can see her eyes as she's bashing people by the bushel aside with that big ass mace
>You can't get your armor to stay on from the fucking windblasts
>She picks your body up, only clad in your undergarments, you're choking as she lifts you up
>She's huffing before her transparent lips press into yours
'It's time you put it on <3~'
>U wot m80
'The last suit you're ever going to wear <3333~'
>She opens and fuses her armor to your body, power floods into you and you're able to win the battle
>The entire time you feel ethereal fingers caressing your shoulders, your genitalia, your muscles
>She keeps whispering how much she's loved you ever since she saw you ever since she first sensed your birth
>Afterwards, you both fuck like rabbits before you do the most romantic thing possible for her outside of wearing her
Polishing her armor

>> No.14973603

>Who was the other writefag that would stat stuff out in pathfinder and gurps?
Averageanon. He did some some Pathfinder/DnD stuff for Holsts and Familiars:

>> No.14973605

>Your Living Armour recently started watching the Garo series/movies
>How do you know this? Call it a hunch

>> No.14973610

Sounds like a fun time!

>> No.14973612

These aren't MGE girls though. So there's no MAMONO MANA to save your boner.
How do you cope with the pain and blood loss?

>> No.14973618

You ah... do it for them?

>> No.14973623

>as a Living Armor grows she'd b able to manipulate her armor better
It's hard to imagine the progression though. Would she start as a disjointed limb? Work her way up from 'light' to a full plate harness?
Can imagine adolescence being incredibly hard on one as well, feels like not being able to be seem by anyone other than husband is limiting.

>> No.14973625

She'd start vulnerable and naked with a single piece of armor that slowly grow over her

>> No.14973627

Her me out on this one. Living samurai armor born from superior Zipangu equipment, she could even come with her own katana.

>> No.14973629

>Superior Zipangu equipment
Immersion ruined

>> No.14973630

>superior Zipangu equipment
Oh please, zip garabage can't compare to Order stuff.

>> No.14973631

I'd rather Living Power Armor born from the radioactive wastes

>> No.14973633

How can you love your waifu if she's not folded one thousand times?

>> No.14973638

>Implying Order tinfoil can compare to the iron workings of The Mist Continent

>> No.14973640

>Nip armor
You just want to meme

>> No.14973645

Well she does come with a sword so technically part of her is. But yes it's mostly to meme.

>> No.14973647

Mist continent is notChina, Zipangu is notJapan.

>> No.14973652

Yes, that's a great way to build trust on top of being a fear boner

I'm gonna marry an old Shōgun Living Armor and walk across Zipangu on a quest to free small villages from the evil tyranny of feral Ushi-Onis and Raijus

>> No.14973653

>Mist Continent
"Falling apart like a mist continent motorcycle" was the saying I believe.

>> No.14973655

Thank you for explaining the joke

>> No.14973656

Sorry dude. Now you've entered the strange KC realm shared by zombie babies, ghost babies and baby skeletons. Best just throw it away.

>> No.14973657

Love throwing these at my DnD party

>> No.14973662

You joke sucked and you're not funny.

>> No.14973667

I feel like family would be able to see Living Armors as well, so at least there's that.

>> No.14973668

>Throwing stuff with a three spell immunity at your party
>One of them probably fireball

Bet your mage wasn't happy about that.

>> No.14973671

That party actually had three buffing casters and one barbarian so they didn't mind.

>> No.14973673

>Samurai Living Armor
>Comes with a Katana
>Only speaks Japanese
>Extremely clingy and will try and make you wear her all the time
>End up looking like the biggest otaku on the planet
>Driving to work one day and a black guy walking down the street calls out "Ay nigga check out this last samurai lookin' motherfucker! Ay Tom Cruise, lemme get yo' autograph!"

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>> No.14973683

What are headcanons

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>> No.14973688
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>Living Armor has huge tits and ass, but she controls an armor too small to properly accommodate those features
I know they can adjust the armor at will, but that's just a fun thought.

>> No.14973694

>Going shopping for the week's groceries
>As usual you're wearing your samurai armor wife
>She requests pocky
>Not so much requests it, demands it
>The constant begging of "pocky, pocky, pocky" in her thick Japanese accent rings through your head
>The Cheshire at the checkout doesn't even need to say a word, her grin says it all

>> No.14973695

>"Seriously! What do you want?"
>Living armor spouts incomprehensible moonrune at anon.
>"Fuck it! We're getting ice cream!"
>Anon proceeds to get ice cream with a living armor who looks confused but not displeased.

>> No.14973703

I pretty much prefer some sort of living bio armor.

>> No.14973706
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New girl has some really cool possibilities.

>> No.14973709

They're at least tangible/visible though.

Right, but if the boy she has a crush on can't it would be spooky as hell for him. Though it is kinda amusing to think about.
>Lunch time at school, forgot to bring cash
>A metal gauntlet taps you on the shoulder
>You turn around and come face to face with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6iSyB5CIOg

>> No.14973715

>Get Samurai Living Armor
>She can actually manifest outside of it in case you need to clean it temporarily
>Appears not unlike a geisha, with an ample bosom and high cheekbones
>She sees you wearing a kimono that's not from her
>Gets jealous, that is, before you begin to clean the armor with a cloth
>Even outside of it, she has the tactile sensations of her body being stroked by you
>Huffs and moans when you're doing the cuirass, calls you an 'ANTEBAKA!' when you get to the faulds
>You end up fucking her without letting her retreat back into her armor, she doesn't let you kiss her, telling you that's for lovers only
>Even when you're balls deep inside of her in Seated Lotus, able to see your cock inside of her translucent body poking at a small grey orb
>Steal a kiss from her anyway as you let loose the ivory flood inside of her
>She dematerializes and retreats back into her suit of armor
>The next thing you know it's curled up away from you on its side
>Its gauntlets putting its hands over its face mask

>> No.14973720

One can only hope that artists are willing to explore them.

>> No.14973724

>Implying Bernstein's armour Living Armour is the way to go
How else am I going to be able to cosplay as Garo?

>> No.14973725

nips are friggin weird man

>> No.14973731

>They can also combine with their husbands for various purposes

>> No.14973735

She is fully customizable and made for epic quests

I want to go on a long, grim dark journey with one, and have her be the only light in my living nightmare

>> No.14973741

>Villains having to stand and wait while Anon goes through a minute long transformation

>> No.14973749

Don't you mean Ornstein?

>> No.14973752

Yes I did
Brain, what the shit?

>> No.14973757

Don't worry, I've made similar errors in the past.

>> No.14973758

So it's like Red Akibaranger with his waifu?

>> No.14973778
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Even with the sneaking suit conversation nobody mentioned the most waifuable outfit.

>> No.14973783

Living Armor already has her first piece of art: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeZyMfAUIAIojI7.jpg:large

As a side note, what about viking Living Armors?

>> No.14973793

The genkiest wearable waifu!

>> No.14973806

That was quick and much better than the usual first day art that comes out of twitter.

>> No.14973807

>"Please take this. I don't want you to die."
I don't care if it doesn't fit my build. Stealth Suit MK. II is the cutest thing ever.

>> No.14973814

>"^"-shaped mouth
>As a side note, what about viking Living Armors?
Living Armors have endless potential.

>> No.14973822

I want to share ice cream with a Basilisk who's never had it before and has no idea what it is.

Other MGs that need to be shared ice cream with: Mantis, Flowkelp, Kobold, Hellhound, Magma Golem.

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Their "lack" of sight for the most part would enhance the ice creams taste for them.

>> No.14973832

Oh lord, I want to sneak up on her and hug her.

>> No.14973844

>Tell Basilisk you want her to try something while out on a date
>Buy an ice cream cone
>You tell her to lick it
>"Anon what is it?" she sniffs "I can't really smell it."
>You tell her it's a surprise
>She trusts you and takes a lick
>She starts crying from confusion, surprise, and sensory overload
>Tears are streaming down her face as she begs for help
>You have to comfort her through her ice cream induced PTSD

>> No.14973845

Hey I was specifically refering to the cute sneaking suit when I talked up there.

>> No.14973850

>Magma Golem.
>The ice-cream melts before it even reaches her

She will collapse if she realizes that a man is hugging her so please don't pop a boner

>> No.14973859

I'm going to nuzzle the back of her neck as she collapses!
I want to keep hugging her as she panics!

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She is how I picture basilisks acting. Until the mask comes off.

>> No.14973899

>Love Lab but with MGs

Holy FUCK.

>> No.14973901

Natsuo a cute.

>> No.14973910

Is it bad to lose a drive for writing for almost a year?

>> No.14973916

It's not uncommon.

>> No.14973923

>Be paladin
>Monsters everywhere I go
>Think I'll be fine if I just never take off my armor so as to never be taken by surprise
>Turns into living armor

>> No.14973930

I wonder, would the Order have designated Black Knights?

>> No.14973946

So, does this mean that living armor children are possessed onesies?

>> No.14973953

That would defeat the purpose of a black knight.

>> No.14973959

We don't even know how the whole babbie thing works with ghost girls yet, so who knows.

>> No.14973963

I think ghost babies are tiny little motes for a bit until they turn into lolis.

The undead are such fascinating creatures.

>> No.14973964

Living Armor children are a mystery, there is so many possible ways for them to be
>Born armorless and their parent give them one
>Born with a complete armor that grows with them
>Born with part of their armor and they gain more part as they grow
>Born with a light armor that becomes heavier as they grow

All monster girls, undead included can have children, although some of them are really strange

>> No.14973965

>The undead are such fascinating creatures.
That's why I love them so much.

>> No.14973972

>Be Necromancer
>Everybody thinks you just run around with your pasty white ass and fuck all the Undead girls you can get your scrabby little hands on
>The truth is you're happily married to a Lich who had once been your fellow student in the magical arts and both of you spend your days analyzing and studying the undead phenomena
>With two bouncing unliving babies who're on their way to an early Wighthood by the time they hit their teens when your wife gets really randy and undoes her emotional inhibitor from the phylactery

>> No.14973977

The interesting exception to that is golems. Golems can't have children. And living armor depending on origin can be either undead (possessed armor) or a construct like a golem. I haven't seen the translated profile but I'm guessing KC went with the possessed route.

>> No.14973978

>undoes her emotional inhibitor from the phylactery
BarbKs POV Lich picture is likely the only depiction we have of this so far.

>> No.14973979

>'...Husband, remove my emotional inhibitors..."
>But wife! That's crazy!
>"Just do it!"
>Lich ahegoes

>> No.14973981

>Find a full set of high-tier plate armor in a nordic dungeon
>sell my old set of leathers and give them a try
>start hearing voices
>"I do."
>turns out i'm now married to the sweet spirit in the armor
>her name is Yara
>the cape on the back reads "just married" in stitches
>she's sort of clingy and overprotective after 800 years in a treasure chest but what can you do
>I think it tickles when I polish the plates, but I can't hear her laugh when I'm not wearing the armor, she just sort of wiggles
>when I stuck my head into the breastplate to try banging out some of the dents with my hammer the whole suit started vibrating
>she came with a sword and shield too
>when I replaced the leather grip on the shield and sharpened the sword, she collapsed all over me sobbing and shaking
>she told me she had never been happier and hugged me with her gauntlets, careful to point the fist spikes away
>this is going to take some getting used to

I wasn't expecting the cuteness to come this easily.

>> No.14973983

Probably because it's a one-way process. You break the phylactery and she goes full super whore mode forever.

>> No.14973994

Armors a cute, cute!

>> No.14973995

>>Born with part of their armor and they gain more part as they grow
>Tiny little loli ghost hiding inside a helmet

>> No.14974001

The possibilities are endless. Imagine it, a powerful and noble knight, slaughtered at sea in era long since forgotten, sunken to the depths where the flesh could do nothing but melt, but the steel remained. And down in the dark, the steel was alone all but for the twisted eldrich whispers seeping up from deeper yet.

Imagine hauling that steel up, an eternity later where modern life blares, only to find yourself locked in a storage room, the crate you stored the armor in empty, and the whispers growing.

>> No.14974002

>Armor family, Magic Material Type
So there are more monstergirls like her, or is this a case similar to the Papillon family the Mothman is a part of?

>> No.14974008

This new monstergirl made me realize that the helicopters in that story were living armors that were bonded to vehicles instead of suits.

>> No.14974009

I think that the material type is setting up for the sword spirits.

>> No.14974014

I can't believe I never picked up on that.

>> No.14974017

Except it's not? Kel'Thuzad has had more than one phylactery over the years.

>> No.14974019

One can hope that KC continues with the Material Type girls like he did the Eldritch and Wonderland girls.

>> No.14974035

>she insists that you wear a bracer or some other small piece at all times
>it sounds uncomfortable, so you hesitate
>she tells you she can only feel warmth when she's being worn, and it's cold without you
>she starts tearing up when you agree to wear the inner gloves around
>once in a while the gloves warm up, telling you that she can feel you there
>she gets a little jealous, making a "^" face when you buy new clothes
>promises not to cheat on you when you leave her with the blacksmith for repairs
>glimmers when you slay enemies and complete quests, and cheers you on when you're hurt


>> No.14974037

>Probably because it's a one-way process.
u w0t m8? A phylactery is simply a home for the soul. Without it it returns to the body. And with no body it dies. She can just make another phylactery once she's done ahegaoing for a century straight, and put her soul there.

>> No.14974042

>The edgiest, most tryhard looking jet black armor ever
>She's petite, fair skinned, exceedingly polite and even a little bit timid

>> No.14974043

Whilst that was cute
>Not taking up the art of smithing to repair her yourself
Ya dun fucked up

>> No.14974053
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>huge, scary, bulky suit of armor
>has the sweetest little voice

I imagine she would be patient until you've learned. Daily maintenance seems to make her plenty happy.

>> No.14974055

As long as they are big on the inside.

>> No.14974065

Actually, that legitimately sounds like a good time. Scary at first, and maybe through the whole time, but also comforting in that she's basically being one with you.

Two hearts/souls/minds, one body/armor? Fighting monsters? Is this pacific rim?

>> No.14974082

>It's enormous
>You and your party didn't even realize it was armor at first, some kind of stone carving
>It easily stands thrice the height of any man and thrice his width
>It was the keen theif who noticed first, how the enormous helm moved to track your party
>With its oppressive weight, both your mages shot on instinct, engulfing it
>But it stood, resolute
>You are all painfully aware of the monolithic blade mounted on the wall behind it
>The armor kneels and reaches a hand out
>Instantly sword and spell is readied, prepared for a fight to the death
>Then a figure floats through the gauntlet
>"U-umm, misters? That really hurt."
>It's a ghost-child, about the size of one of the giant's fingernails, "Could you guys please leave? I'm not supposed to let any one past."

>> No.14974083

>Two hearts/souls/minds, one body/armor?
Kamen Rider W with a monster girl?

>> No.14974090

I want Living Armor onee-san to protect me!

>> No.14974091

Oh, even better.

>> No.14974095
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>There will never be details added on monsters growing up in their respective pages
>Living armor as tiny ghosts in some armor part that's oversized relative to their height
>Salamanders born with their tail normal, yet panicking over it suddenly being on fire at a certain age
>Dullahans born with their head attached, yet having a panic attack one day as it detaches like how baby teeth fall out early
>Ghosts thinking they're tangible for most of their early years because their dad is, until they accidentally almost hit themselves against a wall or some other object, only to realize they just phased through it
>Liches having your stereotypical pet dying story, but suddenly joyful as all living hell once their lich powers start showing and realize they can just revive it and have an undead pet for all eternity

>> No.14974097

>She takes it literally.
>You have to go to school wearing your oneesan.

>> No.14974100

I want a Living Armor imouto to protect and polish armor for!

>> No.14974105

>wearing cute armor
>she calls out, "Bonk!" whenever the helmet gets hit

>> No.14974108
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Oh damn son that's cute

>> No.14974116

>Every time you wear her she says "cyclone" in her ghostly voice
>She won't let you move until you say joker

>> No.14974117

Now the real question is if you're wearing the armor, does her ghost form go into the armor while you wear it and talk to you or do you have a ghost oneesan walking around that only you can see?

>> No.14974124
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If an armor had a fabric/mesh of some sort under it, would a Living armor incorporate it in some manner?
I just want to see some thick ghost curves expressed through black fabric.

Another question, what if a female Order soldier resurrects as a Wight and ditches her armor. Does that raise the chances that a Living Armor will form?

>> No.14974127

>Sassy Armor waifu harassing you while you wear her

>> No.14974132

>Dullahans born with their head attached, yet having a panic attack one day as it detaches like how baby teeth fall out early
Dullahans must have the oddest growth cycle.

>> No.14974137

>you start having to call out your special moves so she knows to move with you
>won't respond unless you use the silly chuuni names she gave your moves

>> No.14974144

>Do poorly, and she laughs at you with that hime laugh, then offers tidbits of advice
>Do average, she points out how you could do better, more detailed though
>Do well, she grudgingly admits your success
>Do perfectly, and she starts stimulating you, attempting to "lower your abilities" to "keep you from getting cocky" while actually trying to keep you from taking her off so soon

>> No.14974147

If I remove her armor will she die?

>> No.14974148

Most plate armor had a soft underlayer. It wouldn't be much of a stretch for her to have something more form-fitting beneath the main plates.

>> No.14974150

It'll hurt.

>> No.14974152

That is how real armor works, but it's not sexy, more like wearing a thick blanket with chain and plates over that.

The girl in your picture is just wearing a leotard and 90% nonfunctional armor.

>> No.14974153

She's already kinda-sorta dead.

>> No.14974154

How about you just let the meme die /tv/?

>> No.14974176

>would a Living armor incorporate it in some manner?

Considering both the Living Armor profile and the Helmed Horror it's based on only have the hard plates, probably not. The whole floating bits of empty armor is kind of key to the whole thing.

You could totally do that with a skeleton knight though. They have to wear their armor properly.

>chain garters over skelebooty

>> No.14974178

>"... Really?"
>"I. Just. want. To. Walk. To. The. Shops."
>"Say. It."
>"...C-crimson... flash..."
>Suddenly you're in the middle of an isle and people are staring as the red mist settles and disappears. Reach forward and grab the bag of sugar you needed.
>"Was that so hard?"

>> No.14974181

Now I feel like an asshole for giving him the bare bones version

>> No.14974191

I couldn't even be arsed to read his story. You gave him more than anyone else did.

>> No.14974195

I'm referring to the other criticism, not the one that Anon I quoted gave him.

>> No.14974196

>armor wife is in kind of a bitchy mood
>gets all pissy if you forget to polish her or buff out the scratches
>sometimes tightens around your crotch or trips you at awkward times to mess with you until you remember
>"stop hitting yourself! stop hitting yourself!"

>> No.14974205

Eeeh, probably taking it a little too far into cunt territory there anon. Teasing your husband cus you know deep down he gets off on your super powers and has a chuuni streak himself is different to just being a bitch.

>> No.14974216

I want to fuck a genius sphinx until she ahegaos on my dick, then cuddle with her until morning comes.

>> No.14974222

Sometimes they just get in a bad mood, you know. Still, I pity the poor sap who ends up bound to a set of tsundere armor.

>> No.14974237

>Eros sends her best cupid to shoot her full of love arrows to fix the tsundere nature
>Waifu with you in her just stands in the midst of a storm of arrows, gauntlets on her hips

>> No.14974255

Post big scary dragons

>> No.14974264

>she sees your HP in the yellow and starts giving you shit
>"Oh, come on. Use the shield, you baka."
>tries to hide her worry when you get hurt so you don't get discouraged
>she can feel when you're at your limit and starts trying to cheer you on
>"just one more chamber and then we'll use the gate stone to go home! I'm sure we're almost at the treasure!"
>warms up and tightens just a little, her way of hugging you when you have to leave before reaching the treasure
>"I-it's okay. We'll try harder next time... both of us."
>you fall asleep under a tree still wearing her

The 'dere' part is important too.

>> No.14974269

Are there any decent writefag stories with eldritch girls?

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>> No.14974274

Eh, I only like the slow grind kinda tsundere. The kind that legitimately hates you and after lots and lots of character development, comes to legitimately love you.

>> No.14974278

Harbladors stuff
>inb4 pandering

>> No.14974280

I think Laska is a cute girl and daughteru material.

>> No.14974287

Could always try Harblador's stuff if you haven't before, he's just about the only writefag who comes to mind when eldritch girls are mentioned.

>> No.14974289
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Boy do I have the living armor for you then.

>> No.14974290

Meido-chan pls.

>> No.14974291

I was literally about to post that.
>you will never suckle those huge, milky dragon tiddies

>> No.14974292

So like a level requirement? She won't love you until you've ground out your defense stat to wear her effectively? I can deal with that.

>> No.14974309

>inb4 pandering
Who literally cares

>> No.14974311

Please post the comfiest girls, so I can pretend I'm spooning them while I fall asleep.

Please. I just want to fall asleep with a warm, soft life in my arms. Or with her arms around me.

>> No.14974320
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Headpat the cow maids!

>> No.14974322
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Comfiest you say?

>> No.14974323

I figured that that one guy that usually complains about him would've popped up at Harbs mention.
It's probably best to nip this in the bud right here.

>> No.14974324

I want to become a regular on the dragon cafe.

>> No.14974328
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There's nothing more comfy than a blanket itself

>> No.14974330

I'm starting to think my blanket is possessed.

>> No.14974332

What happens when I do?

>> No.14974335

Dude. I bet the inside of a Living Armor is padded and warm and fluffy and comfy as fuck. Like a combative sleeping bag

>> No.14974347

Yes! The very comfiest! The kind that warm your heart and protect your smile!

>> No.14974357

tl note: touch the cow

>> No.14974363
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Then you can hit the cow maid!

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>> No.14974385

Why would I want to hit her, she's a very nice girl and has treat me very kindly. Plus like any good maid she deserves plenty of loving head pats and long sessions of cuddling from the guy she loves. What happen if I ask if she'd like to receive head pats and cuddles from me, after all I love her and wish to ask her out on a date?

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Is this how uninspired bait has become?

>> No.14974392 [DELETED] 

Thanks for the (You)!

>> No.14974396

Imagine a living set of West Coast Enclave power armor. We can all finally know a true patriot!

>> No.14974397
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Don't bully! You'll sour the milk!

>> No.14974415

It doesn't even really have to be sex dreams, fampai, they can possess you and just give you lewd hallucinations and such. Then they get energy from your lust. After a while, they can just appear, and bam. You can sex a ghost.

>> No.14974416

Then you make biscuits. It's quite easy really.

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>> No.14974423

>She just talks like Waspinator

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>> No.14974433

I feel like the spirit of it got lost somewhere

>> No.14974434

Honestly, the only reason I'd hit her would be if she asked me to do it.
Why are masochistic girls so good?
Specifically the kind that beg you to hit them.

>> No.14974436

>Hitting your waifu

>> No.14974440

Yeah I kinda screwed it up a little bit.

Now thats sexy.

>> No.14974441

If Negan was a MG, which one would he be?

>> No.14974443

Nigga I ain't gonna waifu some vanilla holst. If anything i'd get a Minotaur who would hit me back and get off on it.

>> No.14974447

Headcanon: While being worn by their husbando, their spirit can touch and fondle him all over, like the inside was a living thing

Best alternative to tentacle armor!

>> No.14974452

I blame that masochistic ninja girl from that one game.
Someone with a smile that cute has no right being so goddamn perverted.

>> No.14974469

Are we talking about comics Negan or shitty show Negan?

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>> No.14974485

I need a quick and dirty story idea to see if I can make it as cringe-worthy as possible

>> No.14974487
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Is wearing Living Armor addictive?

Do Living Armors make their husbands associate pleasure with war and battle through classical conditioning and mamonomana?

Can Living Armors make the wearer into an invincible sado-masochist, reveling in the pain of others while turning your own into pleasure.

>> No.14974488

Alp alps.

>> No.14974489
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Holy shit.

>> No.14974494

a cross with sanic maybey?

>> No.14974503

>Based Jeffery Dean Morgan being shitty.

Nigga, he hasn't even shown up yet. But we'll go with comics.

>> No.14974508

For you

>> No.14974516

There might be some kinkier Living Armors out there.

>> No.14974517

These fuckin lewd cows man, you just can't beat em.
Well technically you can beat their asses but you've still lost.

>> No.14974518

A Valkyrie/Angel who doesn't kill Alps with her Imported Kanobo (tm) because she doesn't want to seem species-ist

>> No.14974524

If the armor is more comfy than your clothes, you might as well only use her.

>> No.14974532

>Finnish Alp getting hit on

>> No.14974565
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Who knows
You have to find it out yourself

>> No.14974569

I want a Holst to grab me by the shoulders and tell me all the filthy things she wants me to do to her.
Would she be into roleplaying getting raped? Survey says yes, the filthy deviant.

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>> No.14974602

I won't lie, I couldn't see an Angel viciously mauling a human. Sexually of course.

>> No.14974624
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She's gonna hold you like a daki and rub your back with her warm paws to make sure you're not cold

>> No.14974626
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Seems barb went back and redone her face

>> No.14974641

He's really getting better.

>> No.14974650

How long until he gets corrupted I wonder

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>> No.14974663

I didn't think his faces were that bad, even when people were memeing about them. Just inconsistent, sometimes they were fine and sometimes not so much.

>> No.14974698

Like you said, he went through a period where he was a little hit or miss. If he's redoing faces he might do the Apophis and Pharaoh one, people memed him pretty hard for that.

>> No.14974704

I wish these girls got more attention

>> No.14974711

Looking good

>> No.14974723

That cows gonna get covered in white stuff.

>> No.14974727

Maybe those from Pandemonium or Druella's group.

>> No.14974754

She does work well as a literal tsundere - she's armor, which by its nature guards its interior, but inside is a core of love.

>> No.14974758

Too bad the same can't be said about writers like Alp

>> No.14974784

Once I picked one of his stories at random, skimmed through it and didn't see anything that horrible. Show the stories that make him a living meme.

>> No.14974797

Huh. So it was the mouths that bugged me the most. I've never been quite sure up until now.

Dropping the detail of it, especially the lower lip portion while reshaping and making the eyes more distinct has help a significant bit.

>> No.14974798


And the next douchebag award goes to.... You of course.

>> No.14974805

Not him but probably his original stories, from before the great deletion. Night Terrors is pretty memeable too. I think his most popular 'normal' story is the black dragon one that's broken into a bunch of subsets.

>> No.14974824

>deleted stories
Wow, what a baby.

>> No.14974849

Reminder he did that twice AND quit writing three times. But it's okay. We always know old Alpie comes back even when he says he's going forever. Like how he's here now. The man is a veritable institution of the thread.

>> No.14974867
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I'm ready to be seduced.

>> No.14974873

How are we certain him quitting isn't just a cover up for going out into the woods to molt like most Finns do every so often.

>> No.14974882

I want to find out my waifu was taking lessons from a Gandharva to learn how to write and perform a song dedicated to the two of us!

>> No.14974883

No, a more feminine Sergeant Dornan. At least that's what I would imagine.

>> No.14974887

I thought that was the land of the Elves

>> No.14974898

>He doesn't know about Finns molting

>> No.14974899

Everyone knows the Finns are an insectoid race and that Elves are from Easter Island and Easter Bunnies are a code word for Rabbits that go around stealing unhatched Harpy eggs on the black market.


>> No.14974900

He's not the only one, bollocks has done the same before.

>> No.14974932

Okay, no. That's just wrong. Let me explain to you the strange, almost nearly disgusting molting ritual of the elusive Finn™

Male Finns, most notably ones of the bachelor Nordic persuasion are prone to what westerners call 'Nocturnal Emissions'. That is, given their naturally paranoid behavior they find it easier to fuck and mate with women in their dreams, leading to the caking of their unborn children/spooge onto their bed coverings. Now, usually, this would mean they'd just have to clean it.

Not in the case of the wild Finn™. Oh no Sir and/or Miss; Once those little buggers have collected enough of the stuff onto their keyboards and blankets it'll begin to ossify, threatening to turn them into 'gargoyles' if you catch my drift. To prevent this, the Finn™ will seclude himself in the darkest, most isolated parts of the forests near his home and climb into a tree armed with only his cake battered bed makings, a knife, and a half-drunk bottle of vodka.

Weeks will pass while the little bugger hibernates inside of his cocoon through the winter, and will emerge, more Slavic and more paranoid some months later. There's been many occasions of them yelling at the top of their lungs "PERKELE" when emerging from the warm, moist wrapping that helped them through the winter.

Scientists are still baffled by what the word actually means, so we usually think it's some form of vulgarity or territorial call not unlike those of the Wood Elf.

Truly a majestic creature, the Finn™

>> No.14974934

How do Ghost girls attain musculature?

>> No.14974947

As expected of snowmongols.

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Your maid has brought you something nice to drink.



>> No.14974950

Lots of pushups.

>> No.14974956

Wait, wait, wait. You're not my shoggoth maid.

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>> No.14974961

By lifting heavy spirits.


>> No.14974962

I am thirsty. Weird that I suddenly have a maid now.

>> No.14974964

Tea's gross though, no thanks.

>> No.14974968

Sure, why not. How convenient that she brought a drink the instant I became thirsty.

>> No.14974971

I don't have a maid.
[x] decline and call the cops

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>> No.14974977

<Request second cup>

>> No.14974982

Sure, I'll have some