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Highly trustworthy elves.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15005673

That last thread lasted just a day. Wow, that was fast.

>> No.15005675

Kejourou are love

>> No.15005677

Maids are olev.

Seriously didn't expect the thread to archive that soon.

>> No.15005681

Undead a best

>> No.15005682

>>15005663
Around elves...

>> No.15005683

>>15005682
Fix some shelves

>> No.15005687
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New Jabberwock, looking forward to the doujin.

I want to marry her!

>> No.15005691

>>15005683
Why the fuck would I fix shelves, I am needed here to show them my moves.

>> No.15005693

>>15005687
>This pinup
Oh yes
YES

>> No.15005698

>>15005691
Then show them your moves.

Show them how hard you can pound and nail

>> No.15005705

>>15005698
I was trying to rhyme, I failed

Nevertheless I think I can show them how well I pound.

>> No.15005712

Heddiw da, /mgt/.

>> No.15005725

>>15005712
That's Welsh for something, isn't it?

>> No.15005733 [SPOILER] 
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Mino valley girls

>> No.15005738 [SPOILER] 
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Oh, forgot to say that pose 2 won. Thanks for voting y'all!

wipip

>> No.15005741

Big, juicy, headcrushing thighs.

Plump petite butt.

Squishy belly bully.

Round, soft underboob.

Supple tail.

Soft tufts of fur.

Silky smooth, brushable hair.

Solid, strong abdomen.

>> No.15005744

>>15005733
Not of the 12Beast variety I'd hope.

>> No.15005745

>>15005738
Are you going to show the finished version to that Monster Girl Island fellow? He'd probably appreciate the fanart.

>> No.15005749

>>15005744
Why? I actually prefer them over the MGE and EMG ones, and I say this as a femdomfag.

>> No.15005769
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>>15005749
Not him but I fully agree with him.

In terms of personality they're nothing like you'd expect from a Minotaur. Sure you could say "that's what makes them interesting" or something but they're a massive disappointment just like everything crabman has ever touched.

>> No.15005774

>>15005769
I don't know, I just really like easygoing girls and big strong girls, and they're both.

>> No.15005789

>>15005745
Yup, I plan to!

>> No.15005801

>>15005789
Sounds dandy.

>> No.15005818

>>15005774
agreed, easygoing strong girls are of great taste and in general something I like and enjoy seeing. Plus the idea of you relaxing with one as you both cuddles sounds just perfect.

>> No.15005823
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demons.

>> No.15005841

x is best girl

>> No.15005854

My taste > Everyone else taste

>> No.15005861
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>>15005854
Salamanders with halberds > Salamanders with swords

>> No.15005864

>>15005682
Wash yourselves.

>> No.15005866

Oh wow, the other thread archived so fast? Well. Shameless reminder that my second chapter of Gladiators in the Night is out.
http://pastebin.com/edSCgzXc

>> No.15005871
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Post succubutt

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>>15005871

>> No.15005875

>>15005861
That's a cute salamander, I wish to cuddle her and massage her equally cute fin ears, maybe get to see her blush possibly?

>> No.15005878

>>15005871
I want to dress up a busty little Succubus as a Werecat!

>> No.15005881

>>15005861
I agree.

>> No.15005882

>>15005874
>dat skindention
Yeah baby.

>> No.15005886
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>>15005871

>> No.15005892

>>15005866
>This guy is a decent fighter, to prove it he will beat a Lizard! then an Ushi!
apart from that I enjoyed it

>> No.15005898

>>15005861
This is my favourite Salamander design.

>> No.15005899

>>15005892
Perhaps he is being set up for failure? That's a possibility.

>> No.15005900
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>>15005871
She's a cute succubutt, we need more monster girl cheer leaders though.

I want to win a bet against an overly serious Anubis and have her dress up as one.

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>>15005871
Am I doing it right?

>> No.15005911

>>15005900
What's she cheering me on for?

>> No.15005912

>>15005903
>Ran dressed as Morrigan
Never thought I'd see this in my lifetime.

>> No.15005916

>>15005898
The short hair and black scales work wonders.

>> No.15005922
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>>15005912
Ran plays dressup a lot

>> No.15005927

>>15005903
No it's early for halloween

>> No.15005932

>>15005911
Getting undressed.

>> No.15005935

>>15005886
Their tits look like hot dogs.

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>>15005871
Would you do it?

>> No.15005941

>>15005932
That's very of her, though I have to wonder am I just that attractive or is she just doing it for giggles?

>> No.15005942

Since when are elves monster girls?

>> No.15005944

>>15005663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

>> No.15005945

>>15005939
You just might want to delete that.

>> No.15005946

>>15005939
Oh yes.

>> No.15005949
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>>15005942
They can monsterize.

>> No.15005952

>>15005941
She's a succubus, it's hard to tell what they're really thinking.

Just don't be surprised when she starts cheering masturbation instructions while dancing.

>> No.15005955

>>15005945
Really? But there are no nips or something explicit?

>> No.15005956

>>15005932
>Take your shirt off shoes and socks!
>Come on Anon show me that cock!
>Rip your clothes of really fast!
>Drop your pants and fuck my ass!
>Now give me a D!

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>>15005939
>red
No

>> No.15005970

>>15005935
I was about to comment on how incredibly soft those tits looked but now I can't unsee that they are hot dogs, thank you for ruining them...

>> No.15005972

>>15005939
>Condoms
But I want to make a bunch of little devils with her.

>> No.15005974

>>15005955
Look at that hmanga around her arms mang.

>> No.15005975

>>15005958
Monster Girls that smoke and drink are underrated

>> No.15005976

>>15005939
Well yeah, of co
>Dani's Pizza
>DANI'S PIZZA
What horrible taste. Nevermind. I'd rather put my dick in a Matangobutt than stick it in someone with horrible taste

>> No.15005978

>>15005972
They're optional.

>> No.15005981

>>15005958
>no busty old hag to do the Hikaru Genji plan with you

>> No.15005982

>>15005952
That's a little weird, I'd think she would ant to have sex with me rather than cheering from the sidelines, guess she' trying to show off her happy and cheerful personality. I wonder what would happen if I asked her to slow dance with me as I hold her close so she may dance to the beat of my heart?

>>15005956
That's pretty funny, wonder if she'd like it if I'd cheered her on by whispering sweet nothings into her cute ears?

>> No.15005985

>>15005939
>>15005974
Source on that manga?

>> No.15005988

>>15005985
Hell if I know.

>> No.15005991

>>15005975
Cigarettes are fucking disgusting though.

>> No.15005993

>>15005974
Yeah... Migth be a goof idea.
You know what, I'll let it be up for a while (until ppl stop respoding to it) and put up a edit later.

No one here would feel like making an edit? I suck at that...

>> No.15005994

>>15005975
Good, tobacco is pretty gross desu.

>> No.15005999

>>15005975
Remember when we had that chain-smoking unemotional sex Baphomet greentext and then that faggot made her a tsun waifu for the rewrite?

GOD

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>>15005975
Smoking isn't my thing but a monster girl who likes a drink is pretty attractive to me.

I want to share beers with a Hellhound and attempt to wrestle for domination before realising we're too tipsy for that and end up cuddlefucking.

>> No.15006004

>>15005982
>I'd think she would ant to have sex with me rather than cheering from the sidelines
Of course she does but she wants to see what you're made of first.

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>>15005991
>>15005994
Vaginas are gross too but no one here complains about them. It's like you guys still don't get 2D >>> 3D.

>> No.15006009

>>15005687
>doujin
as am i because this is the first im hearing of it

>> No.15006014

>>15006005
>not liking vaginas
Take a hike tar-breath, but you probably can't even do that without hacking up a lung.

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>> No.15006019

>>15006014
Vaginas in real life are fucking disgusting. They smell like fish and look slimey and nasty. Not to mention you don't know where it's been.

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>>15006005
2D cigs are still cigs, which are universally awful.
2Dothersmoke is fine though.

>> No.15006022

>>15006004
I'm ot sure what she means, but I trust her and will follow along out of sheer curiosity. I mean, what could she want and what happens when she does join in on the fun, I hope it's cute and sweet?

>> No.15006030

>>15005975
I don't know about smoking regular tobacco...

An ara ara monster girl smoking some kind of magical leaves through a pipe would be great tho

>tfw she blows the smoke on your face and it smells like sex

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>>15005958
>Talking shit about best color
>Talking shit about the fastest color

How...disappointing.

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The Mofu Club

Where our beautiful Mofu Girls will tend to your needs.

>> No.15006043

>>15006005
>spoiler
Yes, this guy gets it, and not only with smoking but with everything else as well

>> No.15006044

>>15006036
Snake blowjob.

>> No.15006045

>>15006037
Only if there's one with a flat chest and fat ass.

>> No.15006051
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>>15005976
Yes anon, get to work on spreading the horrific parasite apocalypse via matango.

All you need to do is infect a Wurm with it and...

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>>15005900
I want to dig deep into my swag bag to make the overly serious lilim I'm in love with confess to me because whoever confesses first loses.

>> No.15006053

>>15006037
I thought it was the other way around
Beautiful mofus hired us to tend to their needs

>> No.15006054

>>15006037
Well since i'm new here and a bit shy, what kind of needs and what is there to choose from?

>> No.15006055

>>15006053
That's the human broth- I mean butler cafe two streets away

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>>15005939
>>15005974
Is this better then?
Behold my paint skills.

>> No.15006063

>>15006055
I want to work at a Butler Cafe! I want to sit in Monster Girl's laps and pour them their drink! I want to be cute and help stuttering awkward otaku Monster Girls build up their confidence!

>> No.15006065

>>15005974
Oh shit, you got eyes like a hawk Anon, I never noticed

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>>15006036
>that image
>...
I hope you weren't trying to persuade anybody.

>> No.15006075

>>15006068
Not the first time he's tried to shitpost with it.

>> No.15006077

>>15006063
What if they get a bit rowdy? What if a group of Ogres decide they want more?

What Monster Girl bouncer would protect you?

>> No.15006079

>>15006062
It's okay/10

>> No.15006080

>>15006077
Fat assed Wurm.

>> No.15006082

>>15006019
You've clearly never seen a vagina of decent quality anon

>look slimey and nasty
>slimey
>implying this is bad

Or maybe you're just gay
slimy=sexy

>> No.15006083

>>15006063
>serving otaku monster girls
I guess you're new there. Once you have been there enough time you will be send to please the strong rude girls, and later the rich ones.

>> No.15006089

>>15006063
Did VN anon ever continue that story?

>> No.15006091

>>15006068
>It has the shoulder thing that goes up
Fucking assault weapons man.

>> No.15006093
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So Hakutaku is the seductive type of teacher, which monster girl would be the type that attempts to be serious about her job and gets seduced by her student?

>> No.15006094
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>>15006063
>"I-I would like a rice omelette... P-Please."

>> No.15006097

>>15006093
Shirohebi, always Shirohebi.

>> No.15006098

>>15006077
They have security you know; it's not the first time a monstergirls tries to take one of the guys home with her.

>> No.15006100

>>15006093
Anubis-sensei
Lizard-sensei
Elf-sensei
Troll-sensei
Sea-bishop-sensei

>> No.15006103

I don't care what anyone says. I'm telling an oni I want to live between her thighs.

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>>15006037
Wonderland Cafe for me thanks.

Cheshire waitresses are CUTE.

>> No.15006107

>>15006094
Hey
That's actually pretty cute

>> No.15006108

>>15006106
Second.

>> No.15006109

>>15006089
Eh? Who now?

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>>15006091
Don't tread on me, ningen

>> No.15006116

You're living in MGC's pristine bachelor homes when some rather loud noises start coming from your roof.

It almost sounds like a large Harpy is stomping on top of your roof but it could be anything really.

What do you do?

>> No.15006118

>>15006100
>Sea-bishop-sensei
This one stands out the most to me. Tries to be strict because she has to but she's too kind hearted to pull it off and is prone to dropping her notes in the corridor.

Sea Bishops are cute.

>> No.15006119

>>15006106
I'd prefer the Mad Hatter barista.

>> No.15006122

>>15006116
Knock on the roof and ask who's there? Can't be too safe.

>> No.15006123

>>15006116
Lock self in panic room in the basement
Play Civ 5
Dutch, large continents, marathon

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>>15006116
Stay the fuck inside.

My pelvis isn't ready for BIG birds.

>> No.15006128

>>15006116
Go up there and tell them to stop.
In a civil manner.

>> No.15006133

>>15006116
Go up there and bop it on the head until it goes away.

>> No.15006135

>>15006116
Tell them to either find the front door or fuck off. I can't afford to have the roof reshingled.

>> No.15006137

>>15006116
Get shotgun, lock doors & windows.

>>15006114
>_master1200
Why must you do this

>> No.15006140

>>15006118
And she has to ask Anon to wheel her around between classes since she can't carry stuff easily in her wheelchair

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Reposting new Gazer art. Gazerfag has good taste in lewd.
http://768-1.tumblr.com/post/142003303929

>> No.15006144

>>15006119
She'd be so good at the job, and so incredibly smug about it.

>> No.15006146

>>15006114
>30 round assault clip

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>>15005903
>>15005922
My life contains a distinct need for more winged and horned fluffcubusses. Succufluffs? Mofoni?

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>>15006137
>>15006146

>> No.15006152

>>15006142
Gazers work well as bottom-heavy girls.

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>>15006148
Woah

>> No.15006154

>>15006148
I think there's a name for the specific variation you just posted, but I don't recall it.

>> No.15006155

>>15006037
>>15006106
Where can a young man go to find care and guidance from a mature and responsible older girl?

Not quite a mother figure exactly; maybe more like, say, a big sister?

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>> No.15006158

>>15006149
God, it's like someone put a baby's head on a manlets torso and stapled beach balls to the chest.

>> No.15006162

>>15005922
>>15006153
That didn't go as I was expecting

>> No.15006163

>>15006155
Ask the nearest Onee-Sabbath congregation

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>>15006155
Oh, one of those onee-san maid cafes huh?

>> No.15006166

>>15006156
Somebody save that man before he drowns!

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>>15006122
>>15006127
>>15006128
>>15006133
>>15006135
>>15006137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjkGGMxyxiA

As you go about your shenanigans you're snatched up and thrown into a clown copter!

Looks like you'll be toiling away with Lady Bowser for a while in her castle until your next door neighbor's come to save you. Again.

At least those twin sister Wurms are kind enough to do it for you.

>>15006123
Except for you, you end up being fine. You are however boring. Very very boring.

>> No.15006171

>>15006169
That was pretty boring.

>> No.15006177

>>15006169
I don't know what I expected.

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>>15006162
What were you expecting?

>> No.15006183

>>15006169
A Salamander wearing a Mario costume will save me, I'm not too worried.

>> No.15006186

>>15006169
That woman needs to be properly disciplined I tell you what. If I have to be the one that does it then so be it.

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Nice meow-meow

>> No.15006194

>>15006169
>Except for you, you end up being fine. You are however boring. Very very boring.
The great irony here is I was hoping my subterranean refuge would spare me capture by a high energy flying type and set me up with a nice lazy Wurm or a quiet, polite Sandworm

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>>15006183
No, it's Wurms anon.

Twin sister Wurms.

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>>15006191
Shy meow-meow

>> No.15006201

>>15006169
I'd never really considered it before but Lady Bowser would actually be a pretty top tier girl

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>>15006199
Bedroom meow-meow?

>> No.15006206

>>15006202
That's a fox.

>> No.15006208

>>15006201
Yep, somewhere between Thugdere and Mayadere.

Needs more muscle though.

>> No.15006212

>>15006202
THAT'S NO MEOW-MEOW!

>> No.15006218

>>15006202
Shoo Fox! Go back to your shrine!

>> No.15006221
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>>15006155
>>15006163
>>15006165
Onee-sans are the best.

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>>15006218
Alright, but be sure to visit!

>> No.15006226

>>15006223
Shrines are boring.

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>>15006223
I will, how else am I going to get pictures of Foxes to sell?

>> No.15006233
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15006233

>>15006226
Then give a call!

>> No.15006236

>>15006223
Should I bring an offering? I'm not sure if I should bring wine or tofu.

>> No.15006241

>>15006221
Chibiwock nee-san looks dissatisfied. Did I do something wrong?

>> No.15006248

>>15006223
That looks like a real comfy place to live.

>> No.15006249

>>15006230
That art style looks familiar, who did that?

>> No.15006253
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15006253

>>15006206
How about a fox, that's also a cat?

>> No.15006256
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15006256

>>15006221
I want to have twin shark girl onee-sans

>> No.15006257

>>15006223
I'd rather just move in instead.

>> No.15006261

>>15006253
But that doesn't work like that.

>> No.15006264

>>15006233
I don't want to, I'm way too busy.

>> No.15006265

>>15006261
Not wanting to >>15005878 or some other species.

>> No.15006276
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15006276

>>15006261
If they can be Oni's, they can be cats.

>> No.15006277

>>15006265
And I managed to forget the most important part of acting like a smug asshole on an anonymous imageboard, oh well.

>> No.15006284
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15006284

>>15006261
Would you, could you, in a house?
Would you, could you, with a mouse?

>> No.15006287

>>15006276
That horn is clearly fake.

Stop this at once you deceiving fox.

>> No.15006292

>>15006284
Eh, I guess.

>> No.15006294

>>15006284
That mouse looks like it would burn down the house.

>> No.15006296

>>15006241
Yes. You're not cuddling her right now.

>> No.15006297

>>15006287
I want to be deceived by a fox.

>> No.15006300

>>15006294
Don't worry about it anon, just rape the mouse.

>> No.15006303
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15006303

>>15006297
With or without alcohol?

>> No.15006308

I want to drink an Oni under the table and earn her undying love and loyalty!

>> No.15006310

>>15006303
It has to be with alcohol, I want a busty Fox to get me drunk and lure me into her bedroom to be mofu'd.

>> No.15006312
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15006312

>>15006310
With or without tofu pasties?

>> No.15006321

>>15005939
>sin here
Classy.

>> No.15006322

>>15006308
>drink an Oni under the table
Eh?

>> No.15006323
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15006323

Line 443
http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4
>Marriage

Consider the following:
Scorpions give live birth through their operculum.

>> No.15006326

>>15006312
With, and I need to eat it off of her naked body.

>> No.15006330

>>15006015
>Plugsuit Ran

Have mercy on my dick, please.

>> No.15006331

>>15006322
I want to have a drinking contest with an Oni and win.

>> No.15006333

>>15006323
Scorpions, not even once.

http://i.imgur.com/FJ5glTH.jpg

>> No.15006334
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15006334

>>15006202
Bedroom chuffing!

>> No.15006339

>>15006333
>Hornets!.png.jpg
Joke's on you, she already stung his dick last time and it wasn't guro.

>> No.15006341

>>15006323
I wonder, where does Yarah stand on the yandere scale?

>> No.15006343

>>15006249
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=miyama-zero

>> No.15006347

>>15006334
I want to bite a Jinko's shoulder while holding her down and fucking that tiger pussy.

>> No.15006349

>>15006341
Fairly low, she's just a sadist and likes to bully.

>> No.15006350

>>15006343
I knew it, Miyama does some good art for some decent stuff.

>> No.15006351

>>15006349
Alrighty then.

>> No.15006352

>>15006323
She's a cute Girtablilu, is she friendly and she does know it's not Christmas right, also why so scare to ask me out on a date?

>> No.15006355
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15006355

Cute drunk Monster Girls with tubby beer bellies!

>> No.15006356
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15006356

>>15006330
>Have mercy on my dick, please.
_No

>> No.15006362
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15006362

>>15006356
Using the Muvluv suits just isn't fair either. These are all my weakness.

>> No.15006363

>>15006352
I can recall that Figgot drew that around the holiday season IIRC.

>> No.15006370

>>15006363
Most likely, still is she scared because she looks spooky when in reality she has a crush on me and is having difficulty asking me out. Tell her what after a nice kiss, I'll give her a pat on the head and she can come back to my place for our first date?

>> No.15006378
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15006378

"Come on Anon! Let's get a drink before going home tonight!"

>> No.15006385

>>15006378
I don't know. the last time we went drinking you got super wasted
On a glass of beer

>> No.15006386

>>15006378
What kind of drink and where at, we could just head back to my place to have some drinks?

>> No.15006388

>>15006378
Why would she were a business suit while going out drinking?
Oh, who am I to complain, I would jump at the chance.

>> No.15006389

>>15006303
Either way works for me.

>> No.15006390

>>15006356
>Muv-Luv outfits
Now I'm imagining the cast of Alternative as monster girls.
>Meiya as a lizard
>Ayamine as a lich
>Sumika as a wurm
>Tama as a nekomata
>Yuuko as a hakutaku
>Marimo as a hellhound because of the whole mad dog thing.
>Chizuru as Cu-Sith because she's a bitch and both are equally shit

>> No.15006394
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15006394

I've always wondered how MG's deal with depression? Is it all just sex therapy? Or would someone finally refer you to a specialist?

>> No.15006395

>>15006351
Like maybe 2/10 bloodstains. For other examples:
>Loli-Oni would get a full 10/10 with an extra severed mandible.
>The Mooezzin at least 7, since she went on a decade-long quest to break the glass ceiling for her childhood friend.
>The Paladin from Sinner in Blue a 4 pre- and 6 post-corruption, since she's secretly obsessed with the guy but can control herself until she dies.
>Tindalos-chan maybe an 8, since she's been watching someone on another plane of reality for quite some time.

>> No.15006396

>>15006378

Don't we need a designated driver though?

>> No.15006397

>>15006378
Sure, but I bet I could drink more than you.

>> No.15006401

>>15006394
>Is it all just sex therapy?
In KC canon. Yes.

>> No.15006402

>>15006378
Drinks after work = time honored tradition.

TO THE TAVERN!

>> No.15006403

>>15006395
>The Mooezzin at least 7, since she went on a decade-long quest to break the glass ceiling for her childhood friend.
The Ushi-Oni?

>> No.15006404

>>15006401
Wrong, there's also cuddling therapy.

>> No.15006405

>>15006394
This is why KC invented mindflayers, you realize.

>> No.15006406

>>15006394
They'd probably just cut ties with you and move on to someone else. Why bother fixing a toy when there are millions of other identical ones in better condition?

>> No.15006411

>>15006406
(You)

>> No.15006412
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15006412

>>15006378
Office Kitties are love.

>> No.15006414

>>15006394
Do MG's even get depression? And how do you think an MG psychologist would work? And I don't mean shit like Mindflayers or other mindreading/altering ones.

>> No.15006416

>>15006394
MGs regreting their poor choices makes my dick diamonds.

>> No.15006418

>>15006404
Anon! That's far to lewd for them.

>> No.15006419

>>15006403
Yes.

>> No.15006420

>>15006394
If it's something like that then I'd pretend to have depression just to get a monstergirl to make me feel better

>> No.15006421

>>15006419
Niiice

>> No.15006425
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15006425

>>15006412
What about office kitsuitne?

>> No.15006427

>>15006405
I dunno, if I was depressed the last thing I'd want is a sex-addicted non-human literally messing around with my mind.

>> No.15006428

>>15006412
They really are.

>> No.15006431

>>15006425
why does she look so sad?

>> No.15006433

>>15006416
Me too. Especially when their choices backfire horribly.

>> No.15006435
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>>15006425
Fine too, as are office Anubises. Really, any office fluffies are lovely.

>> No.15006440

>>15006431
She's still not married.

>> No.15006441

>>15006435
I hope it's not sexual harassment if I fondle her fluffy tail.

>> No.15006442
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15006442

>>15006431
Long day at work, and she hasn't had sexual relief in 5 years!

>> No.15006447

>>15006440
Well she shouldn't worry so much about marriage, she should enjoy life and be happy about the fact she's doing well in life. Any way to make her glum look disappear and also how she seems like a lovely looking young woman?

>> No.15006449

>>15006440
>>15006442
Well we can certainly change that. RIGHT NOW!

>> No.15006453

>>15006334
Oh no! I woke my Jinko waifu up from her nap, and I think she's stalking me in retaliation!

How do I save myself from being ridden and used as a body pillow post-sex as she falls back to sleep?

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15006455

>>15006394
Reiki and physical-touch therapy, only because magic and spiritual energy is actually being channeled, it has a documentable affect.

If your monstergirl wife ever got depression, you could combat it by placing your hands on hers, and willing in positive spirit energy with happy emotions for her to feed off of and recover.

>> No.15006456

>>15006435
Office Kiki when?

>> No.15006462

>>15006449
Indeed, if she wants to have a fling with me all she has to do is ask and I'll say yes, she knows that right or is she too busy to ask so I have to do it instead?

>> No.15006463
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15006463

>>15006394
Hug therapy, warm cuddle therapy

>> No.15006470
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15006470

>>15006456
Also, I think we're blowing through images way too early on in the thread guys.

>> No.15006477

>>15006455
That what i do when a monster girl, as it's both uplifting her happiness and helps them grow happier. I wish to be someone who helps cheer up depressed monster girls of many types and put smiles back on their faces, giving them hope and happiness that they'll find love/a good life thanks to me.

>> No.15006480

>>15006463
>warm and cold cuddle therapies from different girls
Would it be cheating to get cold hug therapy from a Lich or Yuki-Onna when you're married to a warm girl?

>> No.15006485

Fire emblem: demon lord's reign
>one campaign is essentially awakening with named monstergirl units and capturing named enemy units for your units to marry and make children or corrupt into more monstergirls
>other campaign has you play as a captain and mostly nameless soldier, no ranks, just tactics, unit customization, and tactics to deal with the monster threat. Named characters are few and far between but you do get not!Boromir and not!Faramir though
>both campaings have their own ending and story where the opposite is the villain
>no 3rd route that makes everything better magically

>> No.15006486

>>15006470
We are chewing through them at 2.64 times ideal rate. That's close to Red Comet speeds.

>> No.15006496

>>15006485
Second is HFY wank that could be replaced by most fantasy games, first one could actually be decent porn.

>> No.15006520

>>15006356
W-why does she have an arrow pointing to her crotch port?

>> No.15006522

>>15006486
So the ideal rate is slightly less than 10-1?
I'd agree, if /jp/ was slow enough that we kept hitting the 3k posts of yore.

>> No.15006536

>>15006522
We've been hitting over 2500 with people sniping or fucking up and pulling the trigger early. Threads left at their natural course would be near the old 3k or more. And /jp/ is slowing, minus some of the occasional spam like what killed yesterday's thread early.

>> No.15006539

>>15006463
I wonder what a hug from that Cosmic Yeti feels like.

>> No.15006541
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15006541

>>15006480
No, not at all, she'll only lock you outside in the snow for a few hours and show you cold therapy can't beat warm hugs therapy

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15006544

>captionbot.ai
I think I found what I'm going to be doing for the next few hours

>> No.15006549
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15006549

>>15006520
Just a design, rather than a feature. Do you really think there's anything strange about her belly?

>> No.15006551

>>15006544
Well, tentacle-chan is certainly a beautiful flower speaking metaphorically, so they're not wrong.

>> No.15006565

>>15006549
Well, there's this small hole that looks like it could be used for lewd purposes...

>> No.15006573

>>15006544
>Try it
>It can't describe any of the pictures I'm feeding it
Amateur hour

>> No.15006576

Tommy the veteran update never

>> No.15006577

>>15006544
http://i.imgur.com/yLJshS7.png

>> No.15006581

>>15006549
Why is Ran such perfect wife material?

>> No.15006583

>>15006544
>http://i.imgur.com/dJZyJSe.jpg
Dam.

>> No.15006585

>>15006581
>man-eating youkai
>perfect wife material

>> No.15006591

>>15006585
I'm not seeing a problem.

>> No.15006594

>>15006585
She'll 'eat' only her loved one.

>> No.15006605

>>15006544
>http://imgur.com/uXubZC0
Umm... wat?

>> No.15006609
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15006609

>>15006485

Speaking of games, that reminds me of a question.

So, ILLUSION is coming out with their newest waifu simulator sandbox next month, which involves the MC being a shota that crossdresses as a girl to infiltrate an all-girls academy and get all the onee-sans.

Now, my question to you anons:

Could such a plot ever succeed in an MG school without ending in Alping? I mean, the sheer concentration of dark energy in an all-MG school, plus the need to intentionally bathe yourself in it (to prevent scent and/or spirit energy detection). Or would there be no way to hide from MG's cockradar?

>> No.15006617

>>15006605
A textbook example of dollarham shenanigans.

>> No.15006618

>>15006585
I'm willing to take that risk and then some.

>> No.15006621

>>15006609
>MC being a shota
Dropped.

>> No.15006624

>>15006605
How was that not too indecent for the program.

>> No.15006630

>>15006609
Alp Maker is my favorite game series

>> No.15006631
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15006631

>>15006624
No clues. And yet this was considered too lewd

>> No.15006634

>>15006621
Not that it's relevant to the discussion, but illusion games are usually modded to hell and back given enough time.

I still play Sexy Beach Island and Artificial Academy 2 with an MG class/harem.

>> No.15006638

>>15006585
>man-"eating" youkai
>perfect wife material
Gospel truth.

>> No.15006642

https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=131610

So uh, does anyone know how to purchase the Liliraune doujin from melonbooks? I've never purchased many Japanese products.

>> No.15006644

>>15006609
Ojou Alp > Nerd Alp > Bride Alp > Swimming Alp > Boyish Alp > Slut Alp

>> No.15006645

>>15006634
Regardless, man crossdressing to get at girls is boring and just leads to pseudo yuri shenanigans which I have never liked.

>> No.15006648

>>15006609
You'd probbaly need some spirit energy suppresion, like how we talk about if monstergirls came to this world, and they'd freak out because of our lack of spirit energy. We'd be utterly undetectable by a sixth sense of theirs that is normally relatively omniscient.
So in KC's World, you'd need something to produce mobamana too.

Maybe you could arrange something with a lich. Let her cast a spell on you to siphon away your SE so she can have it to herself, and she shrouds you in a mamono veil.

>> No.15006653

>>15006648
>and they'd freak out because of our lack of spirit energy.

You're confusing the two terms, anon. MGs emit and produce DARK energy. Human men produce SPIRIT energy, which MGs consume (particularly in semen).

MGs want and crave spirit energy. I highly doubt they'd be unable to detect their major energy/food source.

>> No.15006656

>>15006544
I can't wait for the day this thing can make out smug anime girls by name.
http://i.imgur.com/VUUaLA5.jpg

>> No.15006658

>>15006644
A particularly moist turd > any and all alps.

>> No.15006662

>>15006658
Eww scat fetishest

>> No.15006667

>>15006656
I think it's pretty alright already.
http://i.imgur.com/Dat6tAA.jpg

>> No.15006673

>>15006653
No, read again. I might not have been 100% clear.

Humans produce spirit energy. To get away with pretending to be a monstergirl, you need to suppress that. But if you just do that, you need some way to make it look like you produce dark energy, or mamanomana.

Screw KC's lore.

>> No.15006676

>>15006653
>He doesn't know the hollowboy meme.

>> No.15006678

>>15006631
It thought http://i.imgur.com/8QSRZJU.png was a lewd image.

>> No.15006691

>>15006676
That was always stupid.

>> No.15006693

>I think this may be inappropriate content so I won't show it

Fuck you, you dumb AI baby. Delicious brown anubis ass is appropriate for every occasion.
Goddamn homo.

>> No.15006699

>>15006009
Really? It's been around for a while.

http://imgur.com/a/3W1n0

There's all the preview images from it.

>> No.15006701

http://i.imgur.com/RVWA3my.png

She's apparently wearing sunglasses, and is potentially either in front of a massive space clock, or shrunken down in front of a regular-sizaed space clock.

Well, this is an amusing waste of time.

>> No.15006702

>>15006693
I want to cum all over an Anubis' hair and glasses.

>> No.15006703

>>15006691
But Anon, we're not made of elements and spirit energy, we're made of DNA.

>> No.15006707

>>15005939
I need more like this in my life.

>> No.15006708

>>15006676
I mean I KNOW IT, but just for the benefit of everyone else, could you explain it?

>> No.15006711

>>15006544
http://i.imgur.com/UVejvIW.png

ai-san has yet to see the glory of pasties

>> No.15006713

http://imgur.com/I4IVqLa

Sensible chuckle

>> No.15006716

>>15006703
But the whole thing came across as LiveJournal poetry with how emo it was.

>> No.15006723
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15006723

>You will never be a library aide along with a bookworm basilisk, after school, and then go and eat dinner together afterwards

>> No.15006725

>>15006544
Yeah baby.
http://i.imgur.com/dFRp7mN.jpg

>> No.15006726

>>15006708
In fantasy land, humans produce spirit energy, which is a fundamental aspect of life. Monstergirls can detect this energy.
In a hypothetical scenario, if monstergirls came to this world, imagine if we didn't produce spirit energy in that situation. So to the monstergirls, we'd be outright unnatural, and completely at odds with their understanding of life.
Imagine if we all somehow had the ability to see/feel a person's soul, just around them like an aura. And then someone came along who, in every conceivable way, looks like they have no soul. Imagine how offputting and strange that'd be.

That's the rough idea.

>> No.15006730

>>15006716
I'm glad I'm not the only one that though that.

>> No.15006735

>>15006713
It did the same thing when I showed it one of Latenights ara ara Wendigo pictures.

>> No.15006753

>>15006723
Holy shit those hips.

>> No.15006756

>>15006725
It has a lactation fetish, dude

http://i.imgur.com/zS2LWZX.png

>> No.15006762

>>15006756
I wish it worked with the other Ran and Momiji lactation pics I tried to get it to analyze.

>> No.15006765

>>15005663
I wanna cuddle with a cute elf.
I want to tell her she's cute, and when she gets flustered, I kiss her!

>> No.15006766

>>15006726
So blanks, huh

>> No.15006767

>>15006753
Hips don't lie, anon. And they're telling you to fill them up.

>> No.15006775

>>15006766
Pretty much, yes.

>> No.15006778

>>15006766
Pretty much, yeah.
The foxgirls of the warp can't sense our power level.

>> No.15006786

>>15006726
So the Abominations would think we were as creepy as we thought they were? I wonder how good combining a scary boner with a creepy wetness would be...

>> No.15006799

>>15006786
If we were fortunate enough that they still considered us people.
Heroes in fiction never seem to think much of busting up robots or skeletons.
It could be just as unpleasant if a Hinezumi went tearing through human cordwood looking for the person behind this strange realm.

>> No.15006802

>>15006786
Arguably we'd look even stranger to them than they do to us.
Sure, their physical differences are there, and they don't look entirely different. But that perception of a lack of a soul, something integral to life on a base level, would be fundamentally wrong.

>> No.15006803

>>15006778
So that's why we are so lonely.

I didn't ask for this.

>> No.15006808
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15006808

Kissing the jinko and distracting, then being forced to take responsibility.

>> No.15006829

>>15006808
But I'm not into yaoi.

>> No.15006831

>>15006394
What do you mean, the monsters who have depression or the humans?

>> No.15006832

>>15006778
That doesn't mean they won't get creampied.

>> No.15006833

>>15006829
That's a girl, you dip.

>> No.15006835

>>15006808
That tomboy is too flat.

>> No.15006836

>>15006808
That's the most tomboy tomboy I've ever seen.

>> No.15006843

>>15006808
There's a fine line between tomboy and drawing a boy and calling it a girl, that's too much over the line for my tastes.

>> No.15006855

>>15006726
>implying you arent producing spirit energy RIGHT NOW

>> No.15006857

>>15006544
Do you think she can make legs?

>> No.15006862

>>15006843
That's some obvious cleavage in the first panel, anon. Even some in the second, even when her arm and the speech bubble and in the way.

>> No.15006863

What's that? It's time for MGC speed dating?! Well of course, why else would you be here! I wonder what girls we'll have today?

1. Black wyvern
Black scales and brown skin give this intimidatingly tall beauty a striking visage. Unlike most wyverns, this girl dreams of being the wife of an evil overlord. Naturally that is impossible in this day and age, but she'll appreciate it if you humor her by dressing up in the bedroom and acting it out. She's actually rich enough to afford making a home out of a castle, which can get cold at night. If you bring it up, she'll wrap her wings around you to keep you warm. She's also great with kids, play fighting with the neighborhood ones when they come over to play hero and captive. She'll despise you if you don't like children yourself.

2. Retired Honeybee
This hard working girl overworked herself for years, and was forced to stop working when it started affecting her health. She's here on recommendation of her doctor, to distract her from her urge to work. She'll be fine doing housework and tending to the yard, but should only do so in short sessions to avoid having her collapse. It'll be a foreign concept to her seeing someone else working around the house, but if you get her used to it she might become a nice relaxed queen bee by the time the first kids come.

3. Thunderbird stunt flyer
Moves like a bolt of lightning and is a popular sight even among other harpies at air shows. Her search for an adrenaline rush has led her so deep into the industry that there is no way she could survive outside of it, and she enjoys the attention she gets from it. She's only in the city until the show moves on however, after which you'll need to go on the road with her to keep the relationship going. Expect to do some crazy things like fucking midair so she can get a rush, and having lots of electrifying sex when traveling.

4. Lolidom Familiar
This pint sized thing doesn't take no for an answer, and what she wants is to dominate you in the bedroom. Expect bondage and magic shenanigans, as she'll use both to get the most pleasure she can out of you. Outside of the bedroom she acts sweet and innocent however, playing dumb anytime you try to tell anybody about what happened the night before. She'll still give you presents at random for being a good boy, often things you've been looking at a lot online, and will spoil you with affection at any chance she gets. If you get her any presents, you might just fluster her if it's thoughtful enough.

Remember, you can pick none of them if none have appeal. So, what'll it be bachelor?

>> No.15006865

>>15006863
>Remember, you can pick none of them if none have appeal. So, what'll it be bachelor?
Daytime drinking

>> No.15006866

>>15006863
>1
man who wouldn't want that

>> No.15006870

>>15006863
Black Wyvern.

>> No.15006877

>>15006726
Interesting idea. How would Demonic Energy, or whatever the kids call it these days, affect us if we didn't produce Spirit Energy?

>> No.15006880

>>15005958

I want to help Ran-sama quit smoking. I want to help Ran-sama when she goes through the hell that is tobacco withdrawal.

>> No.15006881

>>15006863
1 > 4 = 2 > 3

Wyvern it is

>> No.15006883

>>15006863
Why would I choose anything other than 1?

>> No.15006884

>>15006832
>They said that it wasn't possible to rape a monster girl, that they were all insatiable sluts who only did the raping.
>Then why is she so frightened?
>"Ugh, what are you?! Stop! You're cold and tasteless! You don't even smell human!"
>So this is what happens when you're from Earth. You aren't people. But you finally have a foxgirl and you won't be deterred.
>Having pinned her down, you awkwardly drop trou and pull aside her underclothesless kimono.
>"Stop! Whatever you are, stop!"
>She's barely looking at you with her eyes, her other senses having confirmed you're only shaped like a man. But you're anatomically correct in the most important place, and the recognition draws dread on her foxy face.
>With a grunt you enter her uncomfortably dry passage, her instincts denying your existence.
>Well, that's not fun at all.
>Still, with enough thrusting you begin to elicit a response, and she turns her face away in a glint of tears.
>You finish as quickly as possible, only to hear her whimpering that she can't feel your soul.

PSA: Please do not try to make soulless babies.

[x] I'm not a robot

>> No.15006886

>>15006863
2.

>> No.15006887

>>15006808
I want to bully a Jock Jinko through my nerd shenanigans!

>> No.15006890

>>15006857
Only if you have a foot fetish.

>> No.15006891

>>15006863
>Black scales and brown skin-
1. One. Wan. Uno.
>But Anon, you haven't even read the oth-
ONE
>Bu-
ONE

>> No.15006904

>>15006884
That's some good shit right there, anon.

>> No.15006910

>>15006863
>Only dom girl is a loli
JUST

>> No.15006911

>>15006877
Well, if we go by what we already know, men incubise and women monsterise when their spirit energy is completely consumed and replaced with demonic energy.
I imagine that in your proposed situation, our resistance to incubisation and monsterisation would be effectively zero. Simple exposure or proximity to even a holst would potentially be enough.

>> No.15006915

>>15006884
I died a little inside

>> No.15006916

>>15006863
Black wyvern it is.

The other are kinda meh-ish but I would choose the familiar just so I could pretend to like her, then I would say that we didn't work out and proceed to walk away.

>> No.15006917

>>15006880
Will you let her smoke your dick every time she gets the cravings? I bet she's a pack a day girl, anon. You'll be bleeding by the end of it.

>> No.15006918

>>15006884

The trick here is to stay with her, and keep doing it. Make her love you.

>> No.15006919

>>15006911
Alternatively we may be completely immune, as it could be that it is the process of corrupting spirit energy into demonic energy that causes monsterization.

>> No.15006923

>>15006917

I would pretty much do anything for Ran-sama, yes. I have no regrets or hesitations.

>> No.15006924

>>15006884
Use her tears as lubricant.

>> No.15006925

>>15006863
I like everything about 1, but I'm not exactly a fan of kids.

>> No.15006928

>>15006884
Kiss and cuddle her tenderly afterwards to induce stockholm syndrome.

>> No.15006929

>>15006890
I do
As well as a leg/thigh fetish in general

>> No.15006937

>>15006929
Good man.

>> No.15006938
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15006938

>tfw no Anubis study buddy that sits with you in the library and helps you study for the big test, scooting her chair closer and closer to you each session because she wants to be closer to you

>> No.15006939

>>15006911
Wasn't it that incubi like, still produced delicious spirit energy and could monsterize women but technically didn't have demonic energy/mamonobama?

Based on the fuck-loop clause, it's been a while since I read the rules of MGE though.

>> No.15006944
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15006944

>>15006924
>not tailpussy

>> No.15006947

>>15006918
>>15006928
Doesn't really matter, in this situation you don't produce spirit energy and as such they'll wither away.

>> No.15006948

>>15006947
Death rape is fine too

>> No.15006953

>>15006939
I have no clue. It's possible I've gone even longer than you without reading the world guide.

>> No.15006962

>>15006944
Oh wow, is this an actual product? Have they solved the problem of how to make fur feel good on your dick?

Speaking of, yeti handjobs when? I'm amazed we've gone so long without any art of that nature.

>> No.15006971

>>15006911
I am now amused by the idea of a simple Imp summoning invoking a horror movie grade patient-zero situation where they stand at the center of a rapidly expanding wave of sluts.
Soon only deep underground bunkers and laboratories will survive the eldritch radiation that caused the armies of the world to turn around and suck their comrade's cocks off.
And only a few brave men exist to stem the tide, the monks and spiritual folk of the world.

tl:dr I wanna watch a flick about how the Dalai Lama defeats the Succupocalpse.
while being sucked off by a succubus

>> No.15006976

>>15006953
Can't blame you, sometimes it can be cringey to read.

>> No.15006978

I like the idea that monstergirls that are the least fantastical are able to survive without spirit energy, and are only weakend a bit by the magicless atmosphere of earth.
The MGs that sustain themselves mostly on spirit energy cannot sustain themselves on earth without a guy from thier world to provide spirit energy.

So the succubi, baphomet, and lilim that visit only do so if they have an incubus husband.
The Lizardgirls, centaurs, and 'physical' monstergirls dont need humans from their world, and tend to visit or settle on earth.

>> No.15006983

>>15006944
I want to challenge a kitsune to make me feel better than a manticore with her tails, to outdo a tailpussy! If she succeeds, I'll visit her shrine every week! We'll drink hot chocolate and eat fried tofu until we fall asleep.

>> No.15006989

>>15006983
>and then anon got a Class I mofu addiction

>> No.15006998

>>15006983
But what's Class 2 and 3?

Reading the latest DSM-666 requires a login to the Sabbath main site.

>> No.15006999

>>15006971
Succupocalipse huh? Sounds fun as hell

"On a world gone horribly lewd, these powerful virgins are our only hope (cue presentation of characters, say anons from different boards), be afraid"

Succupocalipse, only in the best cinemas, or whatever.

>> No.15007002

>>15006971
Entirely too many Alps.

>> No.15007018

>>15007002
Well, KC's Alp is a deliberate snuffing of the spirit generation inside you, so it follows that most of the world would end up that way.

>> No.15007025

>>15006971
That sounds scary. Imagine just being out in town when a wave of DE blows over, and suddenly every woman around you, no matter their age, is suddenly transformed into a monstergirl in the blink of an eye.

>> No.15007052

>>15007018
Even if there's no spirit energy to snuff in the first place?

>> No.15007059

>>15006877
Same thing that happened to all regular monsters and the faggots who stop producing spirit energy.

Alps.

Imagine, a world where any time a monster tries to fuck a man he alps. That would be some ultimate horror scenario for everyone.

>> No.15007065

>>15007052
Yes. What exactly do you think happened to all the boy monsters?

>> No.15007066

>Order a Succubus bride off of a Chinese site cheap
>Select "Mature"
>Select "Matronly figure"
>Select "Confident"
>Wait excitedly for Succubus to arrive
>Box arrives
>Open
>Fat Onee-san Alp stutters hello
>TFW

Remember, when purchasing mail order bride succubi, always purchase from a reputable dealer.

>> No.15007071

>>15007025
Every man incubizes. So you're just as fuck crazy as the rest of them.

>> No.15007078

>>15007071
Then I suppose everything works out, eh?

>> No.15007086

>>15006863
One is the one.

>> No.15007092

>>15007078
Deruella plz

>> No.15007109

>>15007092
Deruella is alright, if a bit nuts. Can lilims have black hair? I'd adore a bookworm lilim with long, black hair.

>> No.15007119

>>15007066
She's a Do-It-Yourself bride Succubi, you should stop ordering stuff from MG Ikea.

>> No.15007122

>>15007109
Druella isn't just alright

She's completely right. About everything.

>> No.15007124

>>15007109
The literal sign of a lilim's power is her white hair. If anything gets enough succubus-type mana, it gets white hair. It's like the super saiyan of monsters. So no. Just go cuddle a normal succubus or something instead of a white haired demigod.

>> No.15007127

>>15007109
I think cosmetic features like hair are pretty much up in the air for most MGs.

>> No.15007136

>>15007122
She's the Griffith of MGE.

>> No.15007141
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15007141

>>15007122
How big would Deruella's ass look when standing? She already looks pretty damn bottom heavy.
>>15007136
That's false equivalence something fierce.

>> No.15007142

>>15007136
Only cucks like her?

>> No.15007147

>>15007109
Hmm, I want a yamato nadeshiko lilim.

>> No.15007164
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15007164

>>15007141
is it time to lilim post again?

>> No.15007169

>>15007164
Yes, but post a new one.
One with black hair and a hime cut.

>> No.15007170

>>15007164
Headpat the demon!

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15007173

>>15007164
Still too early, my little sea mexican friend.

>> No.15007176

>>15007169
Lilims don't work like that

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>>15007170

>> No.15007180

>>15007176
I don't think it'd be a stretch for a lilim to change her hair to whatever she wants.

KC's homogenizing is boring anyway.

>> No.15007189

>>15007180
>Being retarded
See >>15007124

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15007194

>>15007180
>not wanting demonic white-haired beauties
Dork alert.

>> No.15007196

>>15007180
I agree

>> No.15007198

>>15007142
But anon, I'm sure other people besides you like her.

>> No.15007199
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15007199

>>15007025
>>15007059
>>15007066
>We always assumed our destruction would come from our ambition. Pollution, hatred, starvation. In the end it was loneliness.
>The first wave hit Tokyo. An unassuming apartment a block was converted, and then an entire district. By the time people were aware of what was going on, the entire city was in chaos. Machinery ground to a halt and services stopped as the population bathed in cum under glittering neon lights.
>In a reality-defying display of power, the priests of Japan gave their lives to create a barrier sealing the megalopolis from the rest of the world.
>Two months later, the first succubus reached the Chinese coast. Communication had to be cut and airways bombed before they reached the rest of the population.
>The land itself was turning, becoming bruised and overripe from a foul glittering dust on the wind known as "succubus purple"
>It was soon clear that normal humans couldn't fight this, an unknown and aggressively penetrating radiation from mere proximity to them. Airborne succubi could turn even pilots, screaming and moaning in their seats as they ground against the safety harness.
>We needed a new weapon. The world came together, pooling its resources and throwing aside old rivalries for the sake of the greater good.
>To fight musume, we created musume of our own.
>The Engel program.

MECHA MUSUME MOVIE OF THE YEAR, COMING TO ALL THE BEST THEATRES THIS SUMMER

>> No.15007201

Lilims are not nice people. I don't want their kind anywhere near my home or place of business!

>> No.15007205

>>15007189
You mean that if I asked KC if lilims can have black hair he would say the word "NO"? Yeah, right.

>> No.15007207

>New Final Fantsy 15 anime
>It starts with the """"heroes"""" killing a multi-arm lamia QT

DINDU NUFFIN

>> No.15007208

>>15007205
He said no to not loli devils. And homosexuals.

>> No.15007209
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15007209

>>15007201
Yea! Does this look like the face of mercy to you!?

>> No.15007212

>>15007205
>Not getting the Japanese No

>> No.15007216

>>15007209
Of course not! That looks like the face of a woman that would force my son into a horrible marriage against his will and burn the town's crops!

>> No.15007217

>>15007207
It's a Final Fantasy type of Lamia, the kind that are intent on killing you without sexytime.

>> No.15007218

>>15007208
He said no to not loli devils because demons. Black doesn't compare to homos.

>> No.15007219

>>15007208
>He said no to not loli devils.
Another reason to ignore whatever he says.

>> No.15007236
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15007236

>>15007199
I want more mecha musume monstergirls.

>> No.15007242

>>15007216
Anon, she'd never burn your crops.
She'd masturbate Lilim-juice all over them until they were properly lewd.
And then use the resulting pump-kins and cockcumbers on your sisters until they converted.

Geez, she's not a barbarian.

>> No.15007248

I want a moo cow daughter!
Cute, cuddly and mooy!

>> No.15007249

You can only pick one of these
A). Marry a matango, cu sith, cait sith, one of your hated MGs
B). Marry a pregnant human girl (the kid is not yours) (and it's a black kid)
C). Dead

>> No.15007251
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15007251

>>15007236
Mein nigger

And now I remember I've had an RG Destiny Gundam sitting in my basement for a week, waiting on detail work.

>> No.15007252

>>15007242
>And then use the resulting pump-kins and cockcumbers on your sisters until they converted.
She'd get a load of buckshot before she even got near them. She can screw with my crops and be a fucking annoyance but I will not tolerate her messing with my family.

>> No.15007261

>>15007249
A.
Because at least I'll be mind-fucked happy by a matango.

>> No.15007263

>>15007249
Matango all day every day.
She's leagues above any of that other stuff.

>> No.15007267

>>15007249
A

>> No.15007269

>>15007252
By the time you finish saying that, she would already have converted them.

>> No.15007270

>>15007249
I'll marry a Ushi for A. But she better believe I'm going to cheat on her constantly and she won't be getting any affections.

However, if I'm reading A wrong and I would have to marry all of those girls, then C.

>> No.15007271

>>15007249
Does it have to be hated? Because I don't hate furry so I'd take a Cu Sith.
Alternatively, dead could mean Charon or something like a Wisp. That's fine too.

>> No.15007272

>>15007251
I screencapped that post as well just to think.

>> No.15007279

>>15007249
C because Will O'Wisps

>> No.15007280

>>15007252
Unless "buckshot" is a euphemism for your semen, it won't work.
Mere firearms can't complete with Lilim chuuni antics.

>> No.15007283

>>15007249
I'll take a cu-sith

>> No.15007284

>>15007218
And he'll say no to not white hair/wing/tailed lilims because succubus.

>> No.15007286

>>15007249
Just fucking kill me.

>> No.15007288

>>15007269
Then I'd cut ties with them and take my son far away.

>>15007280
Will semen coated pellets work?

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15007293

>>15007249
Yes I shall pick one of the Dead

>> No.15007294

>>15007249
A
Cu Sith may be a furry shit but at least they're useful and don't force the issue.

>> No.15007295

>>15007288
She'd just catch the entire blast in her mouth, lick all the semen off, and spit out the pellets with a smile.
>Nothin' personnel kid.

>> No.15007301

>>15007295
Fine, I'll fuck the Lilim. But no being turned into an incubus and no screwing with my family or she'll get divorced so god damn hard.

>> No.15007306

>Lost all my pictures
>All dat Hellhound
>All dat Lich
>Everything...gone...

Fuck

>> No.15007307

>>15007249
Eh. Cu Sith is close enough to Kobold, so I'll pick A.

>> No.15007309

>>15007301
>no being turned into an incubus
That's the only way your lifespan will match hers, suck it up buttercup.

>> No.15007311

>>15007306
What happened?

>> No.15007312

>>15007294
>>15007261
>>15007263
>>15007270
>>15007271
>>15007283
>Not Cait Sith
Cait Sith best shit girl. BEST!

>> No.15007316

>>15007309
Then she's getting a divorce. I'm not turning into something worse than an Orc.

>> No.15007318

>>15007306
My genuine condolences, anon.

>> No.15007319

>>15007249
C if I can be resurrected by a busty Lich, otherwise A. I think I could live with a Cu Sith.

>> No.15007320

>>15007306
This is why we have backups.

I really hope everyone in this thread has a backup drive, otherwise you're betting everything you have on your drive lasting forever it won't.

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>>15007312

>> No.15007326

>>15007312
Exit the premises furfaggot.

>> No.15007329

>>15007249
D. Decide my own fate.
For I am a virgin in Monster Girl World
I am beyond Strength. I am beyond Speed. I am beyond all boundaries.

>> No.15007331

>>15007322
>>15007326
If you had to pick a shit girl, give me one reason why it shouldn't be Cait Sith.

>Kinda cute
>Less snout then Cu Sith
>Soft and easy to cuddle
>A cat is fine too

>> No.15007333
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15007333

>>15007249
There is literally nothing wrong with cait sith.

>> No.15007338

>>15007312
>>15007331
Because Caits are little bitches.
How ironic.

>> No.15007340

>>15007331
one word "loyalty"

>> No.15007342

>People are actually picking the siths over matango or death

I'm literally vomiting onto my keyboard as I type this.

>> No.15007347

>>15007331
>doesn't even consider de-furrification
As expected of a furfag.

>> No.15007352

>>15007331
Because I imagine having a Cu Sith in KC's !notUK that's basically a furrier version of Saber.

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>>15007306
I'm sorry for your loss, here take this to get you started once again

I backed up some of my stuff awhile ago incase such a thing ever happened

https://mega.nz/#!up8FRRIC!5wKXh-pS4i4DfQtH8uHGOZeND_Ek5jR12mbr4bJ8s9

>> No.15007359

>>15007311
My computer decided to do the Windows 10 update yesterday when I stepped away and due to my bootloader set up my drive no longer had a proper connection. Spent over a day working on it and said fuck it. My next image collection will be better anyway.

>> No.15007366

>>15007342
>Suggesting a terrifying spore creature over an adorable pupper
>"literally vomiting"
Return to tumblr please.

>> No.15007371

>>15007249
B: Then leave her sorry ass. Best thing about shitty medieval communication is you can skip town and change your name super easy.

TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!

>> No.15007374

>>15007366
/trash/ please, your garbage bags are leaking again. All this shit is spewing out of your mouth because of it.

>> No.15007375

>>15007347
Wait, is that actually a thing in KC land? Because that makes this problem way too easy.

>> No.15007377

>>15007356
>Nerdhound
>First pic to restart collection for best MG

Aw thanks Anon

>> No.15007383

>>15007249
Take matango waifu to a vacation in Wonderland and I went from shit tier to one of my top 5.

>> No.15007386

>>15007375
No. It's not an official thing. It's just that guy bringing up headcanon whenever people trash siths.

>> No.15007390

>>15007356
What is the decryption key?

>> No.15007393
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15007393

>>15007377
theres also that link to a ZIP of my collection thou its slightly outdated by a couple weeks

>> No.15007394

>>15007366
Take a hike furfaggot, and take your kin with you.

>> No.15007397

>>15007374
I'd take an MG made out of literal trash before I'd take the cancerous spore scourge.

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15007398

>>15007306
>All dat Lich
My condolences anon. Take these so that the healing may begin.
http://imgur.com/a/G0oSj

>> No.15007403

>>15007390
!5wKXh-pS4i4DfQtH8uHGOZeND_Ek5jR12mbr4bJ8s9U

its already part of the link

>> No.15007405

>A lizardman marries a human with a few daughters
>When people call her a cuckqueen she yells "DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY HUSBAND'S DAUGHTERS AGAIN!"
>She's a Bernie Sander's supporter

>> No.15007406

>>15007359
>Using W10
You brought this on yourself.

>> No.15007413

>>15007398
I like how the Hexer managed to sneak herself into your collection three times. Or was that intentional?

>> No.15007418

>>15007405
Stop.

>> No.15007420

>>15007405
Please don't, this shit gets the mods involved every time.

>> No.15007423

>>15007405
Does she have a tumblr account? What does she think of human boys who play video games?

>> No.15007424

>>15007405
I'll have you know that Bernadette Sanders is the Tanuki we need!

>> No.15007427

>>15007393
>>15007398
Anons I hope your waifus come to you in your dreams

>>15007406
I didn't want that shit to happen, it was some opt-out garbage. I should know better than to use Windows in the first place

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>>15007359
I'm happy that I've had my computers auto-update disabled since it tried to update to W10 without my consent
Fucking ransomware piece of shit.

>> No.15007432
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>>15007413
My sorting method is 'If I don't recognize a character and it looks close enough to something, then fuck it, it goes in that folder.' My succubus folder is a mess.

>> No.15007433

>>15007423
Obviously human boys are overly sexualized and offends the lizardman's delicate sensibilities. She has to save us from ourselves, being objectified as sex objects and such.

>> No.15007445

>>15007428
This. I choose my updates. What sucks is having to google the update number of every one to see what it does since MS keeps sneaking bullshit in there.

>> No.15007451

>>15007428
>Anon was later found dead
>The cause is unknown, but the air smelt like static
>Nothing on their computer says what could be the cause, but it's in tip top shape!
>They must've took care of their computer as if it was their child
>TaKe CaRe Of YoU'rE cOmPuTeRs

>> No.15007454

>>15007451
>The Succuvirus was an OS-tan all along!

>> No.15007459
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>>15007306
I truly am sorry Anon

>> No.15007465

>>15007432
Ya I didn't even try to make a succubus folder. I just made a 'demon' folder and it was a godamn pile of everything.

>> No.15007466

>>15007427
Also I apologize for the Zip folder being a mess

>> No.15007468
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>>15007432
>not having your Succubus folder elaborately organized
You disappoint me.

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>>15007468
>not having custom folder Icons

>> No.15007492

>>15007249
A, just fur my shit up senpai

>> No.15007494

>>15007487
>>15007468
I should probably organize my shit and not just have all my pictures together in the same MonGirl folder huh?

>> No.15007498

>>15007468
>>15007487
>Tfw all your Monster Girl related stuff is just all in one folder
>Tfw haven't organized it since its creation
>Just everything in one folder
Procrastination's a hell of a thing

>> No.15007500

>>15007494
It feels great when you can just pop in a folder for the MG you want and grab the thing you want to post.

>> No.15007503
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>>15007494
>>15007498
>Everything in one folder
How the fuck do you find anything?

>> No.15007506

>>15007468
Can you post 0d7, she's a favorite of mine

>> No.15007507

>>15007503
Naming things

>> No.15007510

>>15007503
You'd be surprised
I think I've saved things multiple times just so I don't have to scroll through it

>> No.15007522
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>>15007312

>> No.15007527
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>>15007506
Gotcha famalam.

>> No.15007532

>>15007342
>wanting a parasite over a super loyal slightly short stack waifu who wants to bear all of your babies

>> No.15007543

>>15007468
>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.
Fuck, I wish the image deletion thing wasn't so strict as to how many images you can delete at a time.

>> No.15007545

>>15007527
I want to be corrupted by a feisty Succubus Onee-san~

>> No.15007556

>>15007487
>can't tell the folders from the images

You might as well just smear Vaseline on your monitor.

>> No.15007563

>>15007532
Monstergirls are already loyal, and shortstack versions of Werecats/Werewolves/Kobolds are bound to already exist.

>> No.15007564

>>15007556
Folders are always first, and have no file extension

>> No.15007569

>>15007427
>I should know better than to use Windows in the first place
You're not wrong, but it's not like there are any other real options

>> No.15007570

>>15007563
>and shortstack versions of Werecats/Werewolves/Kobolds are bound to already exist.
And if you forgot the question those weren't valid choices

>> No.15007581

>>15007570
>he didn't take the super-secret fourth route

>> No.15007591

>>15007487
>Monoeye (may containe lewd)
>containe
I need you to do something for me, Anon.
I need you to fix that. I need to be able to assume you will fix that, otherwise I'll never be able to stop twitching inside from wanting to remove that E. It will plague my dreams.

>> No.15007594
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15007594

>>15007527
Another one by that artist.

>> No.15007597
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15007597

Would you make merry with a Zombie farmgirl?

>> No.15007604

>>15007597
Of course.

>> No.15007605

>>15007527
This is the sister from the megamilk h-manga a few years later

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15007607

>>15007591
Its fixed, didn't notice it until you pointed it out, thanks

>> No.15007611

>>15007594
I can't believe I already had that one. I guess I should start separating my Succubi and Demongirls by sclerae now.

>> No.15007616

>>15007607
My autistic compulsions thank you

>> No.15007617

>>15005823
Saber Alter does not a demon make.

>> No.15007629

>>15007617
That's a genderbent version of .less' self-insert, not ahoge-less Saber.

>> No.15007632

Guys, I can't explain it, but I need smug Monster Girl faces and I need them now

>> No.15007635

>>15007632
explain?

>> No.15007650
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15007650

>>15007632
Here.

>> No.15007651

>>15007632
http://i.imgur.com/eUfOYB9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ul1AtKn.png

>> No.15007659

>>15007650
Why is Laska so smug

>> No.15007664

>>15007659
because she's a shit

>> No.15007665
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15007665

>>15007632
How smug are we talking here?

>> No.15007667

>>15007632
You are addicted to smug aren't you?
You need to resist the urge to see these shit eating grins, Anon!

>> No.15007680

>>15007659
Dumpster baby born from an abusive woman and her whipped monsterboy husband.
Sleeps around while in a long distance relationship with her ''''boyfriend''''

>> No.15007684

>>15007665
Maximum Smugdrive

>> No.15007703
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>>15007684
Maximum Smug. Got it.

>> No.15007708
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>>15007659
Because in Less' headcanon, she did this with her dad.

Also, don't forget: Filename.

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>>15007708
Poor ogrebro can't catch a break.

>> No.15007732

>>15007724
>not knowing the difference between an orc and an ogre
Do we need to put you in the remedial class, anon?

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>>15007708
And that's why I ignore threadcanon and anything to do with that story beyond the original run. At least then the worst thing to worry about was a shit ending.

>> No.15007740

>>15007629
The armor is clearly inspired by Saber Alter, though.

>> No.15007741
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15007741

Your filenames are giving me a chuckle Anon.

>> No.15007742

>>15007733
So what you're saying is love found a way

>> No.15007749
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>>15007741
glad your enjoying them

>> No.15007750

>>15007733
The story was and is already shit, so a shit ending won't change much.

>> No.15007768

>>15007741
>click image expecting cute ushi cooking classes
>receive cute ushi attempting jumpscare

Why are Ushi-Oni so perfect?

And why do I want one to hunt me down, despite knowing what would happen if she did?

>> No.15007785
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>>15007768
Because you secretly hate your pelvis and have always wanted to cum 20 times in one night?

>> No.15007790

>>15007785
I want to cum 20 times in one night for 100 nights straight!
A fox challenged me to it.

>> No.15007791

>>15007785
Besides that.

>> No.15007794

>>15007768
Because you're starved for affection.

I am too.

>> No.15007797

>>15007356
I wanna invite Nerdhound over for Pizza, Root Beer, and games!

>> No.15007802

>>15007794
We should be friends!
Then we can be starved for affection together!

>> No.15007820

>>15007790
Hammer is shit.

>> No.15007821

>You will never flick an Ushi's forehead while she's trying to rape you and give her a stern warning about how she shouldn't just randomly assault a man because she likes him
>She will never scuttle back and apologize for what she did.
>You will never accidentally find the fail-safe for monster girls and sell the information for a profit.
It hurts.

>> No.15007822
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>>15007790
Double check what kind of fox that was, anon. After so long, it won't be semen she's draining from you.

>> No.15007825

>>15007768
I want to to be hunted by an Ushi, only to take Raging Mushrooms and Humpty Jelly at the last minute to turn the tables and show her a night she'll never forget.
http://imgur.com/a/PHjo0

>> No.15007834

>>15007822
>TFW no Korean prep school full of kumiho

>> No.15007841

>>15007834
Great, I like having my liver.

>> No.15007843

>>15007821
I don't like the idea of something larger than me scuttling.
Just imagine hearing that on a mountainside or the flagstones of your home at night. Or the wall outside your second floor bedroom

>> No.15007844

>>15007821
I need more art of Ushi's scuttling for various reasons

Skitter skitter

>> No.15007849

>>15007844
Best backpacks.

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15007853

>TFW the basilisk accidentally confesses to you and tries to make up excuses

>> No.15007854
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15007854

Hey, would anyone know the artist for this piece of work? Tineye and google aren't pulling anything up and I'm not sure what archive might have a name linked to it.

>> No.15007861

>>15007708
Not sure if i am too naive or just haven't lurked enough, but i don't understand this joke.

>> No.15007867

>>15007854
I don't fully believe you, because using the little arrow next to your post number immediately got me
http://ricedawgv2.deviantart.com/gallery/57599127/Death-Korp-Quest

>> No.15007871

>>15007861
Wow, you're retarded. Holy shit. You don't need any context, are you like 11?

>> No.15007873

>>15007843
You just gotta bop them on the head anon, no big deal. Unless you want to be raped.

>> No.15007874

>>15007853
Is that from that Coolkyoushinja series?

>> No.15007877

>>15007861
Less has (had?) an absolute obsession with the character Laska from Bob's story "Laska and Me" (sic). Like, obsessed, always talking about it and drawing dozens of images, many of which involved a headcanon'd yandere Laska that was in love with Dad and/or hooked up with him. (In the story this never happened, something less has obsessed over, but Bob wouldn't rewrite the ending).

>> No.15007879

>>15007861
The elf sabotaged the condoms, as elves are wont to do

>> No.15007881

>>15007867
Eh, I was using the image off my computer and wasn't giving me shit when uploading it to the image searches. Funny to see that it pulls it up once on here though. Thanks for pointing me towards him.

>> No.15007883

>>15007790
I see you are a man of taste, much like myself.

>> No.15007891

>>15007790
>>15007822

Also make sure you don't trust her to bring the condoms. >>15007708

MGs spiking condoms is like the Monster Girl City equivalent of guys spiking drinks with roofies. Except they're looking to get husbando'd instead of get laid.

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15007895

>>15007790
That fox is telling you to die, dude.

>> No.15007899

>>15007708
Whoever makes those seems to miss that 'They did have sex in the end' route kinda ruins the main fun and heart-warming ingenuousness of the thing.

>> No.15007904

>>15007854
It's the ImperiumDrawfag that lurks in the /a/ threads

>> No.15007907

>>15007895
Where are Rans tits?

>> No.15007910

>>15007895
Don't underestimate the power of mofu addiction.

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>>15007632
Here you go champ.

>> No.15007912
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15007912

Demons are all bullies!

>> No.15007917

>>15007912
Got an imgur link to a .jpeg artifact-less version?

>> No.15007922

>>15007917
Do you?

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>> No.15007925

>>15007912
I'm going to bully the demons!

>> No.15007931

>>15006726
It would make the First Contact war far more interesting, and destructive.

>> No.15007939
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>>15007912
Not saying I'm a slut who'd happily accept, but would I at least get to go outside and do a bit of lovey-dovey pampering?

>> No.15007940

>>15007922
To a non-lewd captionless version sure: http://i.imgur.com/XZqQacl.png

>> No.15007950

>>15007917
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2758693
30 seconds search

>> No.15007955

>>15007940
I feel like I'm about to be bullied

>> No.15007962

>>15007895
Die to her, inside her, inch by inch.

Goodness I want to fondle those ears, stare into her feral golden orbs as her fanged grin watches me from her slowly bobbing perch on my groin.
To slide my teeth along those marvelous fangs and feel her long tongue worm its way back into my throat.
To be held down into soft blankets by a sweaty jumble of foxthighs, heavily pressed breasts, and even softer fluffy tails winding around each limb.

Again and again, day after day until I forget what life without her riding me feels like. Until I'm saturated with her musk, until in our feverish exertions I lose all track of time and place.

2000 times may amount to suicide, but death by endurance snu-snu with Ran is a fair trade.

>> No.15007964

>>15007950
Thanks man.
>>15007955
Don't you worry, they'll make great older sisters.

>> No.15007970
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>>15007964
Think I'd rather have a Jinko onee san
pic related, me playing with big sis

>> No.15007972

>>15007925
No anon you are the demons.

>> No.15007976

>>15007931
>"I must kill the demons!"
>"No, John, you ARE the demons!"
>And then John was a spirit energy-less abomination.

>> No.15007978
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>>15007970
I want to take a feral Jinko from out of the wilderness and try and help her adapt to civilization.

>> No.15007979

>>15007972
No I'm not.

>> No.15007981
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15007981

>>15007978
does she go all the way and become a very civilized maid?

>> No.15007983
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15007983

>>15007950
Should have grinded a might more at Maus Hills and Harpy Heights.

Demon Realm isn't for low level players.

>> No.15007985

>>15007962
That sounds pretty crazy, but I'll endorse it

>> No.15007987

>>15007983
>flat chested
>wide hips
urge to breed intensifies

>> No.15007989

>>15007978
Me too. Being with a feral Jinko/Wolfu would be exciting, yet sweet.

>> No.15007990

>>15006726
I still really like the idea, because in our world magic doesn't and can't exist anyway.
I'd like to think would be completely immune to all forms of magic in general, due to being made from the atoms of a universe that tells the physically impossible to fuck right off.

>> No.15007992

>>15007976
Just imagine all those monstergirls left behind on a planet devoid of spiritual energy and inhabited by abominations hiding in the form of humans, after the gate is hurriedly shut-down on the MG side trapping the entire invasion force.

>> No.15007993
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15007993

>>15007978
>Taking your jungle cat out of the jungle
>Not going native and becoming her Tarzan husband
It's like you don't even love her

>> No.15007995

>>15007981
You can take a Jinko out of the wild and turn her into a meido, but when the mating season comes the wild instinct bursts out of her like a rubberband effect.

>> No.15007999
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>>15007993
Anon will learn that lesson in time, you can take the Jinko out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the Jinko.

>> No.15008002

>>15007993
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2234983

Look, they need some training first. You don't just "take" a cat out of its natural habitat.

>> No.15008003
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15008003

Is it Tiger Time?

>> No.15008008

>>15008003
Fuck no.

>> No.15008009

>>15007992
And the humans are just flat-out confused as to why all the part-scary, part-cute monster girls are freaking out.

>> No.15008010

>>15008003
Please no, Tiger Time is too lewd.

>> No.15008015

>>15008003
Fuck off with this stupid meme.

>> No.15008021
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15008021

>>15008008
>>15008015
Rather rude their

>>15008010
ok, its not tiger time

>> No.15008027

>>15006726
Come to think of it, this is probably why the happening will never happen.
Even someone like one of us would be a complete gary stu there due to invincibility against demonic energy. No sane Lilim is going to let something like that show up on their planet.

>> No.15008030

>>15008021
>using their instead of there
As expected of someone who pushes such a dumb idea.

>> No.15008032

>>15008021
>their
Listen Jim, you can't go waltzing around demanding things if you aren't a major in grammar

>> No.15008040

>>15008021
My goodness Gazers are always so adorable even when they're lewd.

Lewdorable

>> No.15008043
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15008043

>>15008002
>Artist link had a shitload of lewd Ran and Holo
I like this guy

>> No.15008045
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15008045

Every time I read a really pleasurable looking doujin, this is my secret fetish.

>> No.15008051

>>15006726
Alternatively, we produce something like spirit energy but we haven't discovered it yet.
Being from another reality we'd have a unique taste that certain MGs would go crazy for.

>> No.15008052

>>15008045
So many anons fucking up the wording of their wishes.

So many alps made.

>> No.15008055

>>15008045
Part heh

Part fetish

>> No.15008056

>>15008045
Jerkass genies and fairies This is why your first wish should always be for the universe's greatest contract lawyer.

>> No.15008059

>>15008045
Always call your lawyer first before making wishes.

>> No.15008061

>>15008052
They need to train under a leprechaun. Just don't get too greedy with those wishes.

As the fellow says: "Three wishes I grant you, big wishes or small, but you wish a fourth one, and you lose them all."

>> No.15008069

>>15008056
>wish for the universe's greatest contract lawyer.
>fairy makes it so
>And summons the universe's greatest lawyer
>From a galaxy a few billion light years from here
>They don't speak English, are made of what looks like several giant mop heads, and quickly die in the sudden alien atmosphere

Maybe hire a lawyer before wishing for anything.

>> No.15008078

>>15008069
The greatest lawyer should be able to find loopholes in life to avoid dying

>> No.15008086

>>15008078
>"Well, if you're going to be like that, wishing fairy. I wish for the universes greatest lawyer that breathes oxygen!"
>"Done!~"
>Summons some eldritch horror
>In a business suit
>Who gives you its card

>> No.15008090

>>15008086
Very nice, let's start planning out wishes then

>> No.15008099
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15008099

Still no update on Loen, but i found Miia art i didn't have so it was a good day

>> No.15008103
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15008103

>>15008086
Shoggoth-chan, attorney at law!

>> No.15008105

>>15008099
I strongly advise patience, as Loen is a rather busy fellow.

>> No.15008106
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15008106

Anon, what did you say to your step-mom?! Her face is all red!

>> No.15008108

>>15007249
You just had to ask if someone here will take the cuck bait did you?
Most people here would rather lay with a matango.

>> No.15008109
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15008109

>>15008105
I know that, i just hope he finishes with his other stuff soon

I still haven't heard back from him about the hips being too big in the sketch

I hope he's ok

>> No.15008110

>>15008106
The imouto has been successfully impregnated.

>> No.15008111

>>15008106
My step-mom's not a loli though and also why is her face red in the first place?

>> No.15008115
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15008115

>>15008103
No thanks, there's only one law firm I would trust.

>> No.15008117

>>15008103
She's maid by day!
But at night she's-still a maid
But on weekends! She hangs up the maid dress! To dry
But! On a full moon! That's when she becomes! A, uh, maid. Still.
But! On holidays! She hangs up the maid dress and becomes:

SHOOGOTH-CHAN: ATTORNEY AT LA- no? No? She's still a maid on holidays too?
Really? Holidays? Yeesh.

>> No.15008125

>>15008109
Relax, anonymous. Dial it down a notch
Next thing you're going to start stalking him

>> No.15008126
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>> No.15008128

>Work makes me move shit by myself for all eight hours because half the building decided to move.
>Sore as shit
>Ponder on how this would be the time for an MG to pounce if they were a thing.

I'm on to the tanukis and their wily tricks.

Next they'll be sending golem masters after me!

>> No.15008135

>>15008115
I hear that Ushi does some lewd things to the male interns...

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>>15008125
I've been doing that for over a year now anon

anyone who's given me this much Miia art deserves my constant worship

>> No.15008142

>>15007993
>actual monster cat girls with paws

Good taste.

>> No.15008144

>>15008137
Anon, why don't you have a seat over there?
This is an intervention. It's about your recent development. We're worried about you. We're all worried about you

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>>15008137
Just...
Be careful, yeah?

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>>15008144
>>15008151
i-it's not that bad
it'm not doing it irl or anything
but i might come off too strong when i thank him for things
or when i heard a rumor he was gonna open commissions again and i messaged him right away to thank him for the 100th time for my daki and telling him that I would be getting the other side for it this round and would insist on paying him first this time so he couldn't just not accept the money like he did the first time

>> No.15008174

I want to rub cheeks with an oppai loli snek.

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>> No.15008182

>>15008169
It's worse than I feared
Your devotion has become an obsession
Anonymous, you need to dial it down a notch

>> No.15008183

>>15008174
I want to tackle a jubjub and give her lots of lublub!

LUBLUB!

>> No.15008184

>>15008178
That's a very peculiar looking scabbard.

>> No.15008185
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>>15008174
She wants to rub something, but it isn't cheeks.

>> No.15008187

>>15008174
A soft oppai-loli lamia sounds great. She could coil around your arm in such a way that her breasts end up directly in the palm of your hand, and just hang from there as you use your free hand to fondle her tail tip, or stroke her, or just grope her some more.

>> No.15008193

>>15008183
How much would you give her?

Would you pat her head even if she was secretly a genius who hid her intellect behind a ditzy facade?

>>15008185
Damn, he's got a delicious brown lamia?
She gon git head pats.

>>15008187
That sounds oddly soothing.
I'd sneak her into work so I can use her as a stress reliever.

>> No.15008198

>>15007911
What a cute succubus.

>> No.15008212

>>15008198
That she is.
I'm going to help her experience the hyper preg fetish she never knew she had or wanted.

>> No.15008214

>>15005663
Isn't that the true Byunei? She was some sort of hellspawn.

>> No.15008223
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15008223

Hey diddle-diddle, time for a riddle!

What has four limbs, is gold inside and out, and loves you?

>> No.15008225

>>15008212
>Hyper preg
What, like she's due in a week levels of preggo?

>> No.15008227

>>15008223
A Khepri?

>> No.15008228

>>15008223
...You?

>> No.15008229

>>15008223
Trick riddle, nothing loves me.

>> No.15008231

>>15008227
Shirou please go.
>>15008228
Congratulations, you just got confessed to by a Sphinx. What do?

>> No.15008232

>>15008223
Sphinx-chan!

>> No.15008233

>>15008223
>and loves you
This is a trick question, the appropriate answer doesn't exist!

>> No.15008235

>>15008225
Oh anon...
That's just the beginning.

>> No.15008236

>>15008223
a mysterious Golem girl who is shy and struggles to confess her feelings to me?

>> No.15008241

>>15008231
>What do?
Get all flustered, because I am not used to this level of affection.

>> No.15008242

>>15008223
Wait, what inside and outside her is gold? Is it metaphorical? I don't get it.

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>>15008185
Suu wants to rub something too, but it isn't cheeks either.

>> No.15008245

>>15008223
>>15008231
>>15008232
>>15008228

Wait a minute. Sphinx has FIVE limbs.

>> No.15008251

>>15008223
A gold fit and reinforced stuffed dog.

Taxidermy sure is gettin fancy now days.

>> No.15008260

>>15008245
No they don't
Wait, do they? Wait, no.
No. No they don't

>> No.15008269

>>15008251
>taxidermed sphinx girl sex doll
Ok, I have thought of that, and I know I'm messed up inside.

>> No.15008280

>>15008260
A tail is a limb.

>> No.15008284

>>15008280
Is it?

>> No.15008289

>>15008284
It's an appendage, not a limb.

>the more you know.jpg

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>>15008243
I want to rub a slime's everything all at once
>Wraps your dick in her tits for paizuri
>Shifts her body mass around mid-stroke
>Now you're hotdogging her
>Shifts again, now she's blowing you
>Another shift, now she's riding you
>About to cum, one last shift
>She's jerking you off now, mouth open and eager
>Plaster her face in cum
>She's run you through every hole without you ever pulling out

>> No.15008297

>>15008269
Would you buy a taxidermied manticore tail that was enchanted inside and out to keep it fresh and alive off the black market?

>> No.15008299

>>15008289
Oh. Well then the riddle seems solid enough.
Wait, no. A Sphinx doesn't have a heart of gold, her heart is cold!

>> No.15008301

>>15008260
After a little bit of research, I've concluded that tails do not count as limbs unless they are prehensile (capable of grabbing stuff.) A cat's tail cannot grab, so she has 4 limbs.

>> No.15008307

>>15008301
In that case, that Anonymous is wrong!

>> No.15008313

>>15008296
What would it be like to let a Slime face-sit you?

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>>15008243
This game and the fact people have been getting all art from it has been a blessing

>> No.15008319

>>15008315
>The jiggle is out of sync with her body movements
I don't know why this is triggering me, but it is

>> No.15008330

>>15008315
Gameplay a shit, but I really love the characters introduced by the game, they're the only things that's keeping me in.

>> No.15008341

>>15008319
Because uncanny valley, anon.

>> No.15008343

Consider the following for melancholy and heartbreak: the story of an Incubus trying to cope after his waifu died.

>> No.15008353

>>15008343
>Incubus
I am going to have to say he deserved it.

>> No.15008356

>No Goose monster girl.

>> No.15008360

>>15008343
Add that his wife was a Shirohebi and it becomes even worse

>> No.15008363

>In the hospital with basilisk wife, she's in labor
>Triplets inbound
>She pops the little fellas out
>Cryinng fills the room: scrunched up, red little human faces, ugly stubby gray fledgling feathers, tiny talons reaching for nothing, and slick, uncolored, and scaled tails writhing in the air
>With her mask on, drugged up a wee bit, she turns to you: "Anon, describe to me our beautiful babies!"

What do?

>> No.15008364

>>15008356
This has irked me for a long time.

>> No.15008369

>>15008353
>marry the girl of your dreams
>live happily together
>become incubus because THANKS OBAMA
What exactly did he do wrong?
>>15008360
How so?

>> No.15008370

>>15008364
>She will never slam you into the ground and whisper "so predictable" in your ear.
Why must life hurt so much.

>> No.15008377

>>15008343
Couple ways that can go.
>Undeadify wife at the local Necromancorium and Starbucks Coffee
>Shrug his shoulders and comfort himself with his other ten wives, schedule new wife auditions for Tuesday

Fucking incubi.

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>>15008313
Imagine a girl who was perpetually wet. Her body squishes and conforms to you perfectly, her gelatinous body letting her make her ass & thighs as thick as she wants. She sinks her core down in her body, just out of reach of your tongue. She laughs and presses herself down herder, urging you to reach for the prize. You push in, your face partly submerges in her voluptuous form. Just one stroke along her core from your tongue sends her into spasms. Your mouth is flooded with fluids gushing all over your face. You tease it even more, licking and sucking at her core. Her body melts away as you work, eventually leaving her as a puddle over your body. Then she slowly reforms, looks at you with a mischievous grin, and unzips your pants...

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>>15008363
Why would she be scared to see her own daughterus?

Also, you failed to consider that Basilisks are very likely oviparous.

>> No.15008398

>>15008377
I was really thinking more in the line of
>she's dead
>he's still super horny
>stop that boner
>not gonna fuck bitches and whores
>wander around the city
>see nothing but lust everywhere
>become disillusioned
>go talk to paladins
>they try to kill him on sight
>decide to try do something good instead
>adopt orphans to replace the family he never had

>> No.15008401

>>15008369
>How so?
Two words: Shirohebi Soulfire. 'Til death do us part, indeed.

>> No.15008409

>>15008377
For some reason, I want the haughty upper-class 'ohohoho' ojou-sama monster girls (like Wight, Ryu) working part-time jobs, like barista, waitress, cashier.

>> No.15008414

>>15007923
Beating up Celeste-chan until she drops axes!

>> No.15008420

>>15008379
Delicious, very delicious.

>> No.15008423

>>15008386
>Why would she be scared to see her own daughterus?
Who said anything about being scared? She was just wearing the masc because she's in public.

>Basilisks are very likely oviparous.
Nigga what? Humie vagina=humie babby. Cloaca meme needs to die.

>> No.15008425

>>15008409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DmozkYpbyY

Must be going out of style. Only one ojou-sama that does the laugh this last airing season.

>> No.15008427

>>15008420
Blueberries tend to be. Too bad they stain everything.

>captcha talking about cranberries
Not now you robotic slut.

>> No.15008433

>>15008423
Of course they don't have cloacas, but you have to consider that Basilisks are Lamias subspecies.

>> No.15008445

>>15008423
>Cloaca meme needs to die.
But not having a cloaca is the meme.

>He doesn't remember the horse pussy vs. snake cloaca days of old.

>> No.15008453

>>15008445
And we all know snake cloaca won that.

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>>15008445
>trollface.jpg

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>>15008356
>goose

>> No.15008463

>>15008462
I was waiting for it.

>> No.15008467

>>15008459
How new are you?
>reaction image
Oh. That new.

>> No.15008487

>>15008467
>He thinks reaction images are something new to /mgt/

>>15008151
>>15008106
>>15007939
>>15007911
>>15007853
>>15007607
>>15007597
>>15007522
>>15007503
>>15007428

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>>15008445
Miia doesn't have a cloaca, i checked

>> No.15008493

>>15008467
Calm down, oldfag.

>> No.15008496

>>15008491
Crabman used to draw her that way, before he gave her an ass for fanservice.

>> No.15008499

>>15008445
I remember it but it was dumb then too. Centaurs have actual horse pussies, Lamiae have human vaginas.

Some have Cloacas but not MGE ones.

>> No.15008502

>>15008487
>I deleted both of my images
Take that sucker.

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>tfw no Jinko Onee-san to mold you into the perfect husband

>> No.15008519

>>15008499
>Centaurs have actual horse pussies, Lamiae have human vaginas.
>Some have Cloacas but not MGE ones.

Pull up the KC quote where he said that. I've seen a lot of Q&A but never the supposed "all monsters have human vaginas" I've seen the "all monsters have better vaginas than humans" but never the first. Even if the first was true, then centaurs wouldn't have actual horse pussies. Catch 22.

>> No.15008524

>>15008513
A househusband or regular husband?

>> No.15008529

>>15008519
Furryfag pls leave.

>> No.15008532

>>15008513
I'd give her some protein if you know what I mean.

>> No.15008533

>>15008519
Are you joking? Lamias have human vaginas, MGE centaurs have horse pussy and human pussy.

>> No.15008537

>>15008524
Whatever role you want to be anon.

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>>15008496
She might still have a the snake rump
we haven't seen her with the half ass in the manga yet
just some other lamias

>> No.15008544

>>15008537
But what did she want initially? Her answer determines if I stay with her or leave to pleasure those old Monster Girls behind the school.

>> No.15008551 [DELETED] 

>MGE-fags raiding the thread yet again

>> No.15008557 [DELETED] 

>>15008551
You mean EMGfags.

>> No.15008559 [DELETED] 

>>15008551
>MGE-fags
What?

>> No.15008567

>>15008529
>monster parts are furry
Shitposter plz.

>>15008533
>MGE centaurs have horse pussy and human pussy.
Front pussy only happens if they want it. It's not standard or default.

>Lamias have human vaginas
And I'm saying find the damn reference, because I've never seen it. And I've read the world guide and the Q&A's unlike some people.

>> No.15008573 [DELETED] 

>>15008551
Lame.

>> No.15008574 [DELETED] 

>>15008551
And we ever left?

>> No.15008584 [DELETED] 

>>15008551
>Bait-kun accidentally posts in the wrong tab.
Hah.

>> No.15008593 [DELETED] 

>>15008551
>bringing up MonMusu isn't allowed in the monstergirl thread


I never see anyone complain about the Miia or Cereafag

>> No.15008617

>>15008567
>pushing furry vaginas so much
Go fap to cusith furryfag.

>> No.15008619 [DELETED] 

>>15008593
They're actually pretty chill, and aren't uppity spammy mongs like the other MonMusufags that browse here.

>> No.15008620 [DELETED] 

>>15008551
But of course, with their love of tailpussies. :^)

>> No.15008622 [DELETED] 

>>15008593
It's odd though. There's no reason for another mass exodus. The MonMusu threads are in no danger of a purge; they just don't have the momentum to sustain themselves, even with the combination of waifuing and shitposting. Activity there has dropped significantly.

>> No.15008634

>>15008567
>because I've never seen it
Oh, it's right below the section that verifies snake cloaca exist. And yes, that's sarasm.

But if we're following biology logic, all lamias would have no breasts because they lay eggs. So, until we see some lamia profiles that have no breasts, I think sexual human anatomy is the rule here.

>> No.15008636 [DELETED] 

>>15008622
It's only quite lately that the monmusu threads are rather inactive (12 hour intervals). Most anons stopped paying attention to it except every 10 days when the game has updates, then probably 1-2 threads active the moment it's down.

Shitposters with their blogging, circlejerking, copypastas and waifuwarring 24-7 on /a/ still thinks they're superior to the /jp/ and /mggg/ threads.

>> No.15008640 [DELETED] 

>>15008593
>I never see anyone complain about the Miia or Cereafag

What fucking threads have you been in?

>> No.15008642 [DELETED] 

>>15008622
Discussion of EMG here died because people double dipped into the /a/ threads after the exodus. We used to talk about it all here. So if the /a/ threads are dying, it's only logical that EMG will get brought up here more again even without new people just because of the shared user base.

>> No.15008653

>>15008634
I dunno. There is a lot a snakes reproductive system could offer.

Take for example this gif of a guy fucking a python. That's pure muscle shaping around a cock in a way a human could never hope to compete with.
http://i.imgur.com/Xk8ifoS.gif

>> No.15008656 [DELETED] 

>>15008622
It's been interesting to watch their threads splutter out again
they're slowly going back to how it was pre anime
frequency of the threads at least

Content is horrible
Like, as bad as i ever remember them being
it's just constant circles of shitposting and waifuwarring


>>15008640
Ok, fine, there's been a few for cereafag

but the only stuff i see for Miiafag is people that don't like Miia
And the one guy that gets mad at him, wockfag, and gazerfag because they only get art of their waifus

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I demand a cessation to hostilities in the best of traditions of he-who-must-not-be-named and instead offer up the home-cooking of a chocolaty muscle Elf!

>> No.15008670

>>15008634
Dude, you said that KC said that all monster vaginas are human. And he never has. Centaurs, slimes and the rest put the lie to that, not to mention creepier shit like stuffing your dick into ropers squid mouthginas. That's the point. You could argue lamia either way. The plumbing difference is minimal. At least it's located in a convenient place.

>> No.15008671

>>15008663
Is she trying to ask me on a date and using her cooking to help boost her confidence, also what kind of home cooking?

>> No.15008673

>>15008653
If you're going to the effort to make a gif with animal ears just so it's topic-relevant, you could have at least gave it a braid and the baggy eyes to Charonize it.

>> No.15008681

>>15008671
Judging by that ladle it's some kind of soup or stew. She probably got the recipe from that Troll next door.

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>>15008663
I like her cousin more tbhfam

>> No.15008687

>>15008653
>falseflagging because nobody took your shitposting about furryshit seriously earlier
Shame on you, anon.

>> No.15008693

>>15008681
That sounds delicious, I hope this will allow her to open up to me more so I can learn more about her. For example, what is she like and why did she become interested in me?

>> No.15008699 [DELETED] 

>>15008636
I can recall namefagging also being rather frequent.

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Time for promotions!

>> No.15008714

>>15008707
This is a blue board.

>> No.15008715

>>15008707
Oh baby!
Have a fun trip anon!

>> No.15008719

>>15008670
>You said
No, this is my first post in quite a while. That was another anon.

But that being said KC has gone out of his way to ensure all MGs have human sexual bits no matter what species they've derived from. (Even Centaurs had a human vagina, along with every other MG species that wasn't made of goo/raw energy/spookiness. There's no logical reasoning why lamias would be the only exception.

>> No.15008721 [DELETED] 

>>15008699
Chapter translations used to be somewhat prompt as well. Now they're two chapters in with only quick TLs of korean raws to go on.

>>15008707
Succubi were never the same since that whole Me!Me!Me! ordeal...

>> No.15008731 [DELETED] 

>>15008687
My funposting is independent of any previous stirrup. Outside of jumping on any post I could for low class foolery.

>>15008673
But that's like effort and stuff man.

>> No.15008732

>>15008707
>Succubutt Irisviel
Have a nice vacation anon.

>> No.15008742

>Every artist I contacted in March told me they were busy until April
>First of day of April and an artist already got back with me
Nice, can finally get my fix again. On a related note, what do you think is better for a Magician outfit for a Monster Girl?

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2653451
Fishnets?

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2678276
... Or no fishnets?

>> No.15008743

>>15008684
>>15008663
I'd take both.

>> No.15008752

>>15008742
No fishnets.

>> No.15008754

>>15008742
Wock needs to be in feshnets!

So you can have fun taking them off!

>> No.15008757

>>15008742
Fishnets. The other one just looks weird.

>> No.15008761

>>15008742
Fishnets

>>15008752
>Bunny girl suit without fishnets.

What's wrong with you anon? Would you also rather mikos wearing sneakers? Or a maid uniform without frills and the apron?

>> No.15008785

>>15008719
KC goes out of his way to give everything tits. He talks about sex a lot but often bypasses the primary bits. And he never talks about anal since monsters are all babymaking all the time. Honestly, lamias wouldn't even be the only ones. You could argue almost anything with a lamia lower body, or the birds, the other reptiles and dragons. So the inverse is kind of true. There no logical reasoning why anything needs an asshole when KC always ignores that part of sex. It's really down to preference. Hell, he doesn't even talk about things laying eggs or not half the time. But we know some do thanks to the Jub Jub egg abomination.

>> No.15008789

>>15008743
Well aren't you greedy.

>> No.15008795

>>15008789
What can I say?
I like them both.

>> No.15008796

>>15008761
It's not a bunny suit, it's a magician. Like a bunny suit, but less subservient, and no ears.

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>>15008796
But fishnets are still a must.

>> No.15008827

I want a grumpy alp that sits on a frozen throne in the north to find a living armor!

I want her to bond with it and call the merged entity The Lich Queen!

>> No.15008833

>>15008827
Why an Alp though? Arthas wanted the vaJaina.

>> No.15008837

>You will NEVER eat a Basilisk's homemade bento

Just plant a bullet in my head already, holy shit.

>> No.15008845

>>15008833
Because it's a grumpy alp that lives in the frozen north of monster canada.

>> No.15008848

>>15008845
Oh. I see. Kind of forgot about that particular Alp.

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>>15008837
>tfw no Tanuki boss to marry and become her assisstant/husband
I feel your pain.

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>>15008761
>a maid uniform without frills
Yes. I love realistic maids.

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>>15008754
How do you take them off?

How does she even put them on? It seems fishy to me.

>> No.15008863

>>15008861
Magic.

>> No.15008865

>>15008827
>>15008845
>Wanting to give the unhuggable one even more power

And that's how anon accidentally caused the extinction of the yeti. Hope you're proud of yourself.

>> No.15008867

>>15008863
That's her excuse for everything!

>> No.15008869

>>15008860
That has an apron WITH frills. Your point is moot.

>> No.15008883

>>15008867
But she's a magician!

>> No.15008885
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15008885

You certainly have been busy Mr. Anon...busy doing what I have no idea.

Explain yourself!

>> No.15008892

>>15008885
How bout you go fuck yourself lady.

>> No.15008893

>>15008885
Well have you ever seen that one movie office space?

>> No.15008897

>>15008885
Browsing /co/ and /tv/ to get deeper into the quagmire of capeshit.
I'm sorry boss. It's just who I am.

>> No.15008900

>>15008885
That's okay. I wouldn't expect a to understand much of anything!

>> No.15008901

>>15008850
ripe for molesting.

>> No.15008906

>>15008900
*a wurm to understand

God damn it. Her wurmness is rubbing off on me. I'm contaminated!

>> No.15008912
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>>15008861
Being a MG fashion designer would be pretty fun

I imagine they could kind of like, wrap around most of her leg and then attach with like a zipper or maybe some sort of light adhesive or magnets

and then for the bits going into her claws, they could work like Miia's panties
Kind of like a squishy kind of sticky thing with the clothing material on top, that can just be put into the skin parts and will stay there

>> No.15008913

>>15008901
Please do not molest your boss, even if her hips are begging for it. It's a crime! You might get fired or even go to jail!

>> No.15008914

>>15008906
But she's got wings, anon. Wurms ain't got wings.They fly by rotating their tail really fast.

>> No.15008924

>>15008914
She can't trick me. I saw her buy those at a halloween shop last year. They're made of glitter.

>> No.15008928

>>15008924
Oh yeah? Well all that glitters is not gold, but a Wurm's heart is made of solid gold, and home is where the heart is, which means Wurm's house is made of gold, which means Wurm lives in El Dorado, which means she's friends with Quetzalcoatl-chan who looks like a feathery Wurm with wings, so how do you know she's not just Quetz-chan without feathers?!

>> No.15008949

>>15008928
>imagining the bosses daughter saying this
Tiny wurm-chan is getting all the cuddles.

>> No.15008956

>>15007249
HA! JOKES ON YOU! I ACTUALLY LIKE CU SITH'S!

>> No.15008960

>>15008913
>Implying I'm aiming for the hips

Don't think so. I'm looking for something a little bit bushier.

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>>15005738
No longer a wip.

Goodnight /mgt/

>>15008663
Great taste detected!

>> No.15008967

>>15008949
So you can't refute her logic?

>> No.15008970

>>15008966
Oops, forgot to link the nsfw version.

http://i.imgur.com/Wis3nUM.jpg

>> No.15008972

>>15008966
>>15008970
Honestly, I think she looks better with the bubbles.

>> No.15008978
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>>15008966

Would MG lolis go to the beach to pick up sea shells, or dudes? Fathers, onii-sans, and childhood friends included.

>> No.15008989

>>15007962

Ran would never force such a thing. The canon works never suggest her being malevolent at all, in fact they mention that she's always nice and very gentle when in the human village.

>> No.15008994

>>15008989

Ran-sama.*

My deepest apologies, Ran-sama. Please have mercy on me, it is late.

>> No.15008995

>>15008978
>MGCConservativeSchoolUniform.jpg
I bet a school swimsuit would be the lewd cock-cruising choice.

>> No.15009010

>>15008966
>>15008970
Is that you Snib?

Holy shit your style looks completely different. I'm liking what you're trying here. You really have improved a lot since you first came here, and it shows. I mean that in a good way, are you studying anything in particular right now, or studying under someone?

>> No.15009013

I want to be a respected teacher at an all-girls school that only takes good girls like daughters of paladins, unicorns, cu siths, kikis, Titaniae, Shirohebi, and trolls.

>> No.15009027

I would like a war demon, a dragon and a Valkyrie That way I can have cool battle wives along with 3 different types of wings to enjoy!

>> No.15009035

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=42442487
This is my fetish.

>> No.15009053

>>15009035
gross

>> No.15009054

>>15009035
>Pseudo-guro intestine handjob

Take it to /d/ anon. Leave us with our shark girls and Alices.

>> No.15009055

>>15008885
It's the fairy dragon in human resources, ma'am. She runs me ragged.

>> No.15009057

>>15009054
>not liking abominations
What a pleb.

>> No.15009071

>>15008885
With all due respect, Ma'am, I'm the IT department for the entire building. I've been running all over the place trying to keep things up and operational, and people installing bootleg virused pirated ripoffs of Bejeweled all the time is not making it easy.

I had to reformat Maribeth's station three times. Three! I don't know how she managed it, but she turned off the Druella-Tek Succuvirus Protection System every time - and it's password protected behind seven code keys!

>> No.15009108

>>15009071
Better than replacing the wurm secretaries keyboard whenever a spider crawls on it.

I keep telling them to just get a 'wurmed' one but NOOOO it's too expensive!

>> No.15009129

>>15008972
Fair enough, thank you for the honest feedback man! I know I still have a lot to learn, especially about appeal and drawing in general, so any feedback helps.

>>15008978
The beach is a dangerous place for dudes and sea shells alike.

>>15009010
Aye, it's me and I'm glad you like man!
N-no u...
And just the general self study git gud regimen thus far, focusing on anatomy, perspective, values, and color to varying degrees. I'm hoping to get into more mechanical things and landscapes too, but I'd like to get a handle on those basics first.

Ok, gonna try and get to sleep again. Goodnight /mgt/.

>> No.15009133

>>15009129
>a lot to learn
It's not that there's anything wrong with her in the nude, I just think the bubbles are neat.

>> No.15009192

>Be fisherman
>On a particularly bad month, the crew got greedy and we went to a banned area where there are many more fishes
>As if to be punished for our cupidity, huge tentacles wrapped around the boat before dragging us undersea
>Scyllas, Charybids, Nereids, Merrows... different species of monsters grabbed every man they could
>I was caught by the very Kraken who sunk our ship
>After weeks of undersea rape, I finally accepted her love and we became a happily married couple
>We moved into a nice seaside house, she learned how to cook, clean and much more
>She had become the perfect wife
>Perfect aside for one thing: her body
>I am a filthy lolicon
>Her form slowly slimed down to a more loli-like one,
>One day she confronted me about it
>I bursted in tears, admitting how I wish she had a smaller body with a delicious flat chest
>How sometimes when I'm taking a walk on the beach I think about raping that one Alice who is always building sandcastles
>How ashamed I am of my disgusting tastes and how much I tried to change them but not even mamono mana could help it
>Before I could go on longer, she wrapped her arms and tentacles around me
>She rubbed my hair while telling me that I did nothing wrong and that she should have noticed this earlier
>Later that day, we went to the nearest Sabbath branch
>She drank a potion of pedomorphosis
>I signed a few papers and was gifted a basket of various potions and tools to use during sex
>And this is how I ended up with my perfect little loli Kraken wife

>> No.15009193

Good night Anons,
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to hug a loli grizzly.
Winter is almost over in the northern hemisphere and some of them may still be soft enough to properly hug as you go to bed.
Stupid Granblue making me stay up till 4...

>> No.15009195

>>15009193
>almost over
Almost? I've been jogging in a t-shirt this week.

>> No.15009200

>>15009195
Eh, where I live you gotta take it a day at a time.

It's warm today with snow on the way.

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>>15009193
My hugs are reserved for loli tigers, not loli lions or bears.

>> No.15009221

GUYS! I have a fever, and the only cure is cow butts!

>> No.15009227
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>>15009221
This Succubus has a fever and the only prescription is you motorboating her butt.

>> No.15009229

>>15009013
>Getting gifts from shy, bashful unicorns
>Chatting with paradoxical ojou-sama kikis
>Managing the gardening club for the troll and titania students
>Giving speeches with the Shirohebi class-rep
>Being completely ambivalent towards the humans
>Being passive aggressive to the cu siths

>> No.15009230

>>15009227
You know, in the world of MGE, this sounds like it'd be a real thing. Diseases that can only be cured via various lewd acts.

>> No.15009239

>>15009230
I want some kind of throat ache that can only be cured by cumming deep inside the monster girl's throat

>> No.15009245

>>15009230
I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick
And when you're feeling sick
Babe, I know a trick
It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' alright
Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight
I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick
And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick
So, undress, please, undress, but don't be a sleeper
I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-deeper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEChIzlaPjI

>> No.15009258

>>15008861

Wonderland magic, how else? I mean, the freaking Cheshire teleports.

>> No.15009260

>>15009230
So does that mean in MG land there are reverse STD's?

>Semenemia
When a succubus goes a long time without performing some form of sex act she will get dizzy. If her cum deficit continues she will be bedridden. She will fade in and out of consciousness in between fever dreams of rabid fucking. The wetness in her thighs will slowly grow into a river, staining the bedsheets and carpet below. Every time you step around the room you can hear a light squish. If this was continues she will go succusaiyan and become an unstoppable raping machine. Raping every man, woman, and child to death. That's right, not even the women are spared. Human or otherwise.

And then some random Anon comes in and fucks her to health. Perfect.

Remember, only you can stop the succusaiyan.

>> No.15009263

>>15009260
What happens if a lilim catches it?

>> No.15009266

>>15009263
That is to go even further BEYOOOOOOND!

>> No.15009272

>>15006938
>You will never begin to feel her tail lightly wagging against your lower back as she helps you solve your study problems
Aww...

>> No.15009279

>>15009263
Just look at Druella.
God help us all.

>> No.15009290

>>15007359
Aaaaaah, something similar happened to me when I first installed Windows 10.

The thing itself worked fine, and it really was my fault. I wound up using the "One Login" bs they try to push, and when I attempted to reverse it...well, shit didn't go well. Wound up basically bricking my hard-drive.

Thankfully it was purely a software issue, so I was able to get the thing scrubbed (A process which cost me about $800 all said and done...) so I got most of my data back, and the hard-drive for reuse. Meantime I bought a replacement drive and copied my previous drive which was about 6~ months old at the time.

I've been meaning to use one of the spare hard drives I've got now to make a more recent back-up, but whenever I try some error I can't figure a way around happens, and it won't compress right, and I'm too lazy to try and fix it. Really should work on that...

Honestly the worst thing, beside the hit to my wallet, was forever losing an old WIP from .less that I neglected to properly save. Also my AA2 install. Haven't checked to see if the install on my old drive was the one I was happy with or not. Sense of time is so fucked I can't remember how long ago I got it the way I liked.

>> No.15009294

>>15009290
Win10-chan knows better. You don't need any AA girls.

>> No.15009309

>>15009227
Yeah, heard this one before, next you'll want me to check your temperature with my 'thermometer'.

>> No.15009312

>>15009230
>>15009260
Dunno about that, but I do know that in MGE all the diseases have a common symptom.

Lewdness.

>> No.15009316

>>15009294
Well, checking my folders now, I do still at least have the Anubis I made.

So that's something.

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>>15009309
Would you kindly?

>> No.15009318
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>>15009227
The only way to get her off my bed so I can go to sleep is to beat her in a children's card game!

>> No.15009321

>>15009317
I swear I will pay you Elves to stop being so slutty.

You're supposed to be immortal beings. You should know better.

>> No.15009325

>>15009321
Immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. They know what's up.

>> No.15009328

>>15009227
Goddamn do I love Lilith.

>>15009317
Goddamn do I love Namaniku ATK.

Now if only the two could be combined...

>> No.15009344

>>15009321
That's no elf.

>> No.15009375

>>15008297
Patrician tier onahole.

>> No.15009396

I'm a virgin who wants to empty his cum into the pussy of a monstergirl and make her the happiest mg alive. Where do I go to find her?!

>> No.15009407

>>15009396
Only in your dreams.

>> No.15009422

>>15009396
Over the meadow and through the woods.

>> No.15009427

>>15009396
Either in the depth of madness or in cheer disillusion

The choice is yours, I'd say the latter option is the best, that's how I'm happy with my waifu

>> No.15009514

>>15009396
If /jp/ was able to discover a portal to Gensokyo, I'm sure they can help you with a similar method.

>> No.15009563
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15009563

What if I told you everything you think you know is a lie, anon?

>> No.15009579

>>15009344
She is. She's a dark elf.

>> No.15009584

>>15009563
You mean Mindflayers aren't the second-best monster girl?

>> No.15009591

>>15009584
You are actually in bed with her right now. She's got her probulators in your ears.

>> No.15009592

>>15009563
I would dive into the depth of the sea to spend the rest of my life having unspeakable sex acts with eldritch horrors

>> No.15009593

>>15009579
She is not.

>> No.15009596

>>15009579
Actually she's a spider.

>> No.15009608

>>15009596
And a robutt.

>> No.15009613

>>15009563
You're lying because it's April Fool's day.

>> No.15009631

>>15009613
Curses! Foiled again!

>> No.15009682
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http://tf2r.com/kgi5wez.html

raffle

>> No.15009686

What the fuck happened to pastebin?
Why did it become so shitty?

>> No.15009693

>>15009686
Three posts up, Anon.

>> No.15009695

>>15009686
You can turn the comic sans off, you Wurm.

>> No.15009716

>>15006323
He's alive!

>> No.15009756

>>15009192
Nice! Hope someone pastebin this.

>> No.15009771

>A spoiled trust fund Elf who has never been told no will never buy an empty field near your home and use it to practice her magic
>She'll never cause explosions at all hours, keeping you up at night
>You'll never get fed up and march down there
>You'll never scream your head off at her
>She'll never get aroused because of it, telling you that no one has ever spoken to her like that before
>She'll never drag you back to your place and make you fuck her while calling her names, grabbing her by the throat and spanking her
>She'll never become your personal masochistic slut who acts like a haughty bitch all day and then gets on all fours and begs you to pull her hair at night

>> No.15009778

>>15009756
Dude, you mixed it up. You're supposed to namefag when you greentext and then post as Anonymous when you samefa- wait a second this is an April Fools thing, isn't it.

>> No.15009786

>>15009778
It is.

>> No.15009788

>>15009786
Heeeere we go.

>> No.15009793

>>15009778
Don't refresh the page.

>> No.15009796

What name do I get.

>>15009788
>Tiffany
Sup.

>> No.15009798

What's up with all this namefagging?

>> No.15009800

For those creatively brain-dead writefags that can't even think up their own character names: today's your day!

>> No.15009804

>>15009798
Oh... First of april... right...

>> No.15009807

>>15009800
They're all shitty anglo names though.

>> No.15009809

>>15009793
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN

>> No.15009810

>>15009798
fuck off namefag

>> No.15009812

>>15009800
But I watch MST3K for that!

>> No.15009816

>>15009812
Punch Rockgroin?

>> No.15009817

>>15009807
It's better than nothing I guess.

>> No.15009828

>>15009816
Flint Ironstag

>> No.15009831

>>15009756
Nah it's not pastebin worthy, although we do need more loli Kraken, they can't all be onee-san

>> No.15009842

They've gone too far this time.

>> No.15009853

>>15009842
They did so little, yet so much at the same time.

>> No.15009855

>>15009817
Anglo names always give me a cheesy 80's teen movie vibe and a shudder of Alp.

>> No.15009861

>>15009855
>Anglo
>Not Mormon-tier obscure biblical

Do you even Alp?

>> No.15009866

>>15009855
Brb gonna test if they assign names randomly or by IP or something

>> No.15009872

>>15009861
They're still English biblical names.

>> No.15009875

>>15009866
It's random for each post.

>> No.15009882
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Riddle cat a cute.

>> No.15009883

Looks like they're either english or spanish.

>> No.15009886

>>15009872
>Boaz
>Saul
>Ham
>English

That's as Middle East Jew as you can get.

>> No.15009903

>>15009882
I want to intentionally answer wrong to a Sphinx's question, expecting that I will get raped only for her to lose interest in me because I failed her easiest riddle!

>> No.15009919

>>15009882
>Get a Sphinx to agree to back and forth riddles
>She asks her first riddle, you guess it right
>You ask your riddle, she thinks for a while and guess it right
>You tell her she's wrong though
>She asks for the right answer
>You tell her the right answer is your dick in her ass

>> No.15009940

>>15009807
BEADY

>> No.15009947

>>15009940
GAY

>> No.15009953

>>15009940
>Heater
>Gay
When did you Alp?

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>>15009953
>implying I am not qt monster girl

>> No.15009979

>>15009967
I would get behind an Oomukade named Alice though.

>> No.15009983
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>>15009967
>Alice
Want some candy? There's some in the back of my van.

>> No.15009987

>>15009983
>Christian
Seems trustworthy enough, sure!

>> No.15010020

>>15009987
>Christian
>Being trustworthy
Have you learn nothing?

>> No.15010027
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15010027

Code of Princess is coming to steam, never had the chance to play it before but I always loved the design of the Zombie.

>> No.15010031

Does this work?

>> No.15010037
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15010037

I can't believe the fun starts just as I go to bed.
This is what I get for living a day ahead of the rest of the world.

>> No.15010038

>>15010031
Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is with this design, this is going too far you chink.

Need to find...options.

>> No.15010068

>>15010037
I want a Goat Maid for me to see her mindlessly chewing while doing her job!

>> No.15010072

>>15010068
What about an alcoholic Satyros maid? Don't worry, she can do the job just fine but make sure to lock your wine in a safe place.

>> No.15010075

Girl name = your waifus name
Male name = you alp

>> No.15010088

>>15010075
Oh hey instead of reply it says +(You) this post.

I never liked the name Gwendolyn.

>> No.15010092

>>15010075
Eh.

>> No.15010098

>>15010075
As long as nobody posts an image.

>> No.15010104

>>15010072
I would lock it right besides my porn stash, that way if she ever wants to be smug and call me about it then she will get caught.

>> No.15010107

>クロスは力を溜めている・・・
BAD TIMING

>> No.15010108

>>15010098
>Jessie
Uhhhhhh... did I alp?

>> No.15010110

>>15009882
Riddle me this now, and riddle me fast: does anyone really know the mind of the cat?

>> No.15010121

>>15010075
Just alp my shit up senpai.

>> No.15010123

>>15010107
Made me check, take a candy from the shelf.

>> No.15010124

>>15010108
No.

>> No.15010125

>>15010075
Let's see.

>> No.15010129

>>15010121
Not only are you an Alp, but you alped into a Werewolf.
Who wants their belly rubbed? You do!

>> No.15010133
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>>15010121
>Lupe

So does that make me a wanwan alp? I prefer succubi though.

>> No.15010136

>>15010075
Thank god i didn't Alp.

>> No.15010144

>>15010129
Well better than being a horsepussy, Barnett.

>> No.15010148

>>15010075
Do.. do I alp?

>> No.15010153

>>15010133
What if you get a Mexican name? do you get an illegal inmigrant MG?

>> No.15010154

>>15010148
No, Mr. Fry. You marry a Carole.

>> No.15010157

>>15009983
>Creepy faceless old man baits an Alice into his shady white van
>She enters, all happy that she found an oni-chan
>Inside of it is a bed, a bunch of pornographic book badly hidden, a broken radio, and various junk foods, including the promised candies
>She starts enjoying them before calling her new oni-chan to come have fun with her
>He answers that it wouldn't be proper and that she should just grab the candy and leave
>She insists on sharing, and begs him to come play
>He reluctantly enters and sit on the bed next to her
>She immediately brings a handful of candies to his face and tells him to eat them because they are "yummy"
>He rubs the back of his head and awkwardly takes one out of her hand while avoiding to touch her fingers
>The Alice looks at him with sad eyes and asks what is wrong with her new oni-chan
>He answers that it is not anything a kid should worry about, and that she should really leave his van
>She sets the candy aside and climbs on the man's lap, facing him, with their face only a dozen of centimeters apart
>His reaction was to freeze in embarrassment and confusion
>With a determined expression she orders him to tell him what is wrong
>She goes on about how people should always tell to others what is wrong to make them feel better
>A tear rolls on the man's cheek as he hugs the little girl
>He tells her about how his human wife took everything and how he is forced to live in this dirty old van
>He says that he cries every night thinking about his past life
>More tears flow on his cheeks
>He sobs about he is tired of this crooked bed, of junk food and of his backbreaking odd-jobs
>The Alice, hugs him back, and while rubbing her head on the man's chest, she tells him that it's ok, that his imouto will fix everything
>The same day, the man enjoyed a nutritious meal in the warmth of the Alice's house in a cozy district of Wonderland
>He never thought that the one to save him would be an innocent girl, a monster at that

I have no idea why I wrote this

>> No.15010160

>>15010153
>Alvarado
What a coinky-dinky! Now are you going to pay your wall tax or not?

>> No.15010178

>>15010157
>Creepy old man in a shady van offering candies to lolis
>Actually is a noble and good-hearted man that just want to give them candy and send them on their way
How do the lolis react when they realize they aren't going to get raped?

>> No.15010180

>>15010157
>I have no idea why I wrote this
And I don't care why. It was nice.

>> No.15010195

>>15010157
>Honest old man and a kind hearted Alice
That's way more heart warming than expected, Alices are too good for this world.

>> No.15010198

>>15010157
There's faceless men that don't rape?

>> No.15010199

>Brother Benedict came back from his pilgrimage today
>ol' Ben had some ancient scrolls with him
>said he bought them at a market stall from a woman with a bushy tail for very cheap as souvenirs
>none of us could actually read them but the symbols ornamenting them were pretty
>so pretty that Brother Esteban suggested we use them as a motif when repainting the dining hall's walls
>we did that, and soon those nice lines snaked around the entire hall
>abbott thinks it looks a little showy, but there's nothing inherently sinful about it so he let it stay
>we put the scrolls in the hands of the librarian and forget about them
>a couple days later he says he found some old copy of something that was originally written on a clay tablet that had a translation of a language that looked similar to the scrolls
>he says he'll try and see if he can crack it
>brother Esteban offers to help him
>a couple weeks go past and we don't hear anything from their efforts
>one night there's weird sounds from the dining hall
>we go investigate, it sounded unnatural
>started off like a restless spirit moaning and ended like a devil shrieking
>we find nothing though
>the next day everyone is tired from a sleepless night
>brother librarian and brother Esteban especially
>brother librarian even walks with a limp, must've had a fall
>we sent out for an exorcist just in case
>recording this in my journal in case a gate opens to hell and we're all consumed

>> No.15010202

>>15010157
Faceless old men don't exist in the monstergirl world.

>> No.15010242

>>15010202
Yes they do, and they NTR the fuck out of it.

>> No.15010246

>>15010199
>exorcist came today
>brother Ludovigo he is called
>sniffed the dining hall and complained about a fishy smell
>we don't cook fish here though
>he sniffs brother Andreas too
>thinks he's suspicious
>brother Andreas goes red in the face, surely with righteous indignation
>brother Ludovigo decides to sprinkle his holy water all over the hall that night
>alone, so nobody else is exposed to danger
>that night we hear the moans and screams again
>none us sleep
>the sounds of tormented souls are joined by a rhythmic thumping
>the tables in the dining hall must be getting roughed up by a poltergeist
>we'd rush to aid brother Ludovigo, but he assured us we should not come out until dawn no matter what we hear
>eventually things quiet down
>we go to the dining hall
>brother Ludovigo is quite worn out
>his robes are torn and his hair is a mess
>he assures us that the demon possessing this place is powerful and he will have to remain here for many more nights yet
>without disturbances
>I am frightened at the powers of Hell and awed by the courage of the man as he smiles despite his weariness in the aftermath of this great struggle
>brother Esteban and brother librarian seem crestfallen their help is not accepted when they offer it
>brother Andreas asked me if he could sleep by my side tonight
>he shudders to think of the nightly horrors as well
>may God have mercy on our souls

>> No.15010247

>>15010242
Get out Velasquez

>> No.15010249

>>15010199
Monasteries must be literal forts in monster girl world.

>> No.15010280

What monstergirl would enjoy April Fools Day?

>> No.15010284

>>15010280
Cheshries because they'd have an excuse for their behaviour.

>> No.15010285

>>15010199
>>15010246
Should probably try and work this into a real story, honestly.

>> No.15010299

>>15010202
Faceless middle-aged women are much more scary.

>> No.15010307

>>15010284
>have a cheshire waifu
>april fool's comes around
>all day long you are terrified of all the potential pranks she might pull on you
>but nothing happens
That's the real joke right there.

>> No.15010310
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15010310

Slugbox is currently going on a centaur drawing spree.

Which one of you is responsible for this?

>> No.15010312
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>>15010299
This.

>> No.15010315

>>15010312
I'm so jelly right now.

>> No.15010317 [SPOILER] 
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15010317

It's a good day to harvest some mushroom, right anon~ ?

>> No.15010323

>>15010317
Goddamnit barb

I love you

>> No.15010328

>>15010317
>all those shrooms growing off her
She's dirty. I'm going to scrub her clean, cook a meal out of those things and then I'll fuck her Mushroom mush.

>> No.15010332

>>15010317
You're probably the first drawfag to give her attention, she looks incredibly tempting even if she is nightmare fuel.

>> No.15010340

>>15010317
Big squishy shroomy booty?

>> No.15010341
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Everything is so bright

>> No.15010344

Is it weird that I'm liking the new layout? What is this layout base on?

>> No.15010351
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15010351

It's the first of the month! Let's stop talking about negative things and instead focus on the loveliest, most charming girls of all!

>> No.15010353

>>15010341
She's so fluffy.

>> No.15010357

>>15010317
Run away, run the fuck away.

>> No.15010360

>posts not hugging the right of the screen
This triggers my autism hard.

>> No.15010365

>>15010317
Fucking excellent.

>> No.15010370

>>15010351
You're not fooling me you bastard! Hate reigns supreme!

>> No.15010378

>>15010344
>liking the new layout
Granted, I've seen worse, but fuck.

>> No.15010384

>>15010370
That's mean! I think you'll feel better if you go out today and hug a monoeye and tell her that you like her just the way she is.

>> No.15010386

>>15010384
Well if there is a day on which to do such a thing, today is it.

>> No.15010388

>>15010317
Stop it I don't want to get feelings for a mushroom

>> No.15010393
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>>15010351
I've got a great April Fools prank to play on a monoeye!
First I'll tell her I love her, then I'll propose to her, and in 70 years I'll tell her it was all a joke!

>> No.15010395

>>15010351
Goddamn, they're adorable.

>> No.15010398
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>>15010312
>male
It's pretty creepy when older women talk like that. You can just tell they think of human boys as breeding studs instead of individual people.

>> No.15010405

>>15010378
Do you know where is this layout base from? It look so familiar.

>> No.15010408

>>15010393
That's a great idea! You need to really sell it, though. There's no way she'll just fall for it. Maybe fap yourself to the edge in secret before having sex with her so she thinks you're super in love with her when you cum super fast.

>> No.15010415

>>15010405
Couldn't tell you off the top of my head. Regardless, unless this is just for today, this will take some time gettin' used to.

>> No.15010416

>>15010405
+(You)

>> No.15010417

>>15010408
Yeah, and I'll have a few kids with her to really hammer it home!

>> No.15010434

>>15010398
>You can just tell they think of