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Snakes give the best hugs

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>> No.15014490

x is best girl

>> No.15014505

Your name is the alias you will use when you meet monster girls.

Will they buy it?

>> No.15014514

Remove monsters from premises

>> No.15014523

>/mgt/ is last in catalog
>start new thread thinking it would kick it off


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>> No.15014892
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Any greentexts about Big Dragon Butt and the anons who waifu them?

>> No.15014899

Not sure. I have a feeling it wouldn't help very much.

>> No.15014935

Anonymoose updated his saga:

> Chapter 98

> We battle now... again

>> No.15015073

OP is a Wurm.

>> No.15015364

Maids doing rad tricks on skateboards are olev.

>> No.15015381

Maids aren't supposed to do tricks, they're meant to suck dicks.

>> No.15015421

Chapter 100 better have a mean MG in a leather jacket come in and rape the holy fuck fucking fuckedy fuck out of one of the main characters. Leaving him a broken shell of his former self.

>> No.15015701

I thought they were supposed to turn tricks, not do them

>> No.15016160

Now I want to see a Kikimora who's a maid during the day but moonlights as the world's greatest stuntman.

>> No.15016205 [SPOILER] 
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Do you dare enter their magical realm?
If you can make it past them you get $100,000,000.

>> No.15016217

please die !!!


>> No.15016219
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I only got Mermaids doing rad tricks.

She turns tricks for free, does that count?

>> No.15016229
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What cool tricks can your MG waifu do?

>> No.15016245
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She can do that cool trick where you do a clean and jerk and catch the bar with arms straight forward in the middle part.

>> No.15016321

She can cock food with her breath.

>> No.15016330

What happens if she sneezes while you're kissing?

>> No.15016334

That's how people lose nose hairs.

>> No.15016342

This is like the third time in a row you've done that.
You figure you'd have learned by now.

>> No.15016357

I think the last row is now supposed to have 8 threads.

>> No.15016372

Anon, this is the first thread i've made in like, 6 months

>> No.15016377

Then I get all warm and fuzzy inside. Probably will need to go to the hospital

>> No.15016524

I do dare to enter their realm as I would be happy enough being in there even if I never made it far enough to get the money.

>> No.15016575

I don't think that's a sentence
I think you just put words in a post and called it a day

>> No.15016579

I'm sorry, what?

>> No.15016635

Ayyy /mgt/, new draw poll.


pls vote pls

>> No.15016646
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>> No.15016660

I can already see her trying to use her BIG MEATY PAWS to carefully type each letter one at a time.

>> No.15016668

Very cute face and glasses.

>> No.15016670

I want to cum on those glasses

>> No.15016677

I want to compliment her on how cute she looks in those glasses! And then realize a couple of months later that she hasn't stopped wearing them since!

>> No.15016686

Why are glasses so good?

>> No.15016707
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Snakes are hip and cool!

>> No.15016714
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Tease the big fat Cuddlecat.

>> No.15016719

Don't do that. If a fingerprint is pretty annoying I can't even imagine how cumstains are.

>> No.15016722

I want to work in MGC as a Cockatrice catcher!

>> No.15016728

This is just some slutty Manticore trying to lure Anons into her lair.

Those grandma glasses don't fool me, she's only thinking of lewd Manticore thoughts.

>> No.15016738

>no lewd Manticore GILF to help you and her granddaughter through your first time together

>> No.15016759

Someone needs to round up those chickens for the farmers I guess.

It's a nightmare trying to get them back into their shed.

>> No.15016770

Her fur may be grey, but she knows what to do. Now she just needs to pass on her knowledge to her eager granddaughter, now that her tailpussy has grown.

>> No.15016788

But what if I fall in love with her, and not her granddaughter?

>> No.15016810

She'd call you an idiot, falling in love with an old Manticore like her, it would be unseemly for her to take away prey from the younger generation.

>> No.15016829

But what if I really do love her? Her laugh, her smile, the way her tailpussy seamlessly molded around my dick. I LOVE GILFCORE!

>> No.15016846

>liking extremely used goods

>> No.15016848

Stop, you're making her blush, a strapping young man shouldn't be saying such things.

>> No.15016869

Finally. And I stand by OFF.

>> No.15016873

That ass is getting spanked and them titties groped.

>> No.15016874

Hey we finally died.

>> No.15016877

Anon died, i'm still alive.

>> No.15016879
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I for one welcome our new chubby girl overlords, as long as there aren't enough to oversaturate the threads.

>> No.15016880

She's getting teased.

All the teasing.
I'm going to grope her.

>> No.15016881

I like Loens choice of hair for her.

>> No.15016882

What if I make armour out of rocks, put it on and just crawl on the ground like a snake?

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Now lets come back, better than ever.

>> No.15016884
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Wide Miia hips!

I want to see it colored!

>> No.15016886

They're all shit options, but I'm not surprised in the slightest hellhound is in first.

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>> No.15016890
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Some semi-new art of wife from twitter I thought I might as well post.
Asutora is a cool guy.

>> No.15016893

im gonna go streaking through their magical realm

>> No.15016895

About damn time.

>> No.15016896 [SPOILER] 
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How long until we get a Living Armor story in which a guy finds a living suit of Power Armor (pic related) and brings freedom and democracy to the wasteland?

>> No.15016897
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And another piece of semi-new wife art.
She's always adorable.

>> No.15016898

I once drew your wife, but the thread said it was tumbler and looked like shit. Actually they've said that about all my drawings.

>> No.15016899

How many pics do you have in total?

>> No.15016901

>/fit/shire and swole Helldork are tied
Oh my.

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>> No.15016904

>Bringing democracy to the Wasteland
Do you want the world to get nuked again?

>> No.15016906

I wanna sit big fat cuddle cat in my lap even though she's bigger than me! I want to cuddle her and rub her belly!

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>> No.15016910

No, I want to make the world free.

>> No.15016911

That artists style is pretty cute.

>> No.15016913
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its fucking snowing outside.

Michigan area for those curious

I want to fuck the cold out of both Winter and Spring

>> No.15016914

Post an example of your work dork, it's been a long-ass time since anyone has made tumblr comparisons to artwork.

>> No.15016915

>Snakes give the best hugs
Undoubtedly true. I'd love a full-body hug from any of the lamia species.

>> No.15016917
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But if there's no snow then how will you cuddle with cute Wendigo's? And come to Florida, lived here all my life and I've never seen snow.

>> No.15016918

There's a rare Winter Mouse in that snow!

Catch it!

>> No.15016920

Dude, it's wet snow. It's not going to stick. It's basically rain
Ontario says hi
Besides, there's nothing wrong with snow anyhow. Especially wet snow. You'll be fine
Worry more about tomorrow and Monday. It'll be in the minuses

>> No.15016921

Yep, I know that feeling.
Sitting inside as we get the snow as well.

>> No.15016925

Who are you?
Well I have 280 files, but that's counting a few alternate versions, copies, wips, .rars, etc.

>> No.15016927

Point is it should not be snowing right now.

>> No.15016928
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>> No.15016929

Why would you live in the worst part of Canada that isn't the frozen wastelands?

>> No.15016932
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Miia has the best hips!

I want to run my hands up and down them!

>> No.15016935

>it's been a long-ass time since anyone has made tumblr comparisons to artwork.
It's been a long time since I've posted anything.
If there's someone desperate for drawfagging I might want to try again.

>> No.15016939
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I want a full body hug while having sex with my lamia wife!

>> No.15016940

I guess. But it's no big deal. Remember when February was the coldest month last year?
It'll pass. Don't worry

>Why would you live in the worst part of Canada that isn't the frozen wastelands?
Born and raised. It's not all bad I'm kidding. It's fucking horrible

>> No.15016944

Snow and cold is the best
Summer and heat is SHHHIIIIIT

>> No.15016949

Can you try drawing Miia please?

>> No.15016951

This Anon understands

>> No.15016952
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Are you the fellow who drew pic-related on /a/? Because you're mannerisms are pretty familiar.

>> No.15016955
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>If there's someone desperate for drawfagging I might want to try again.
You could always try drawing one of the girls that has no art. People can't complain if the girl has no content.

>> No.15016957

>280 files

>> No.15016962

>Chunni Patchy is her doing shamanism

>> No.15016963

I like my Central Florida winters.

>> No.15016965

Draw a monstergirl in a japanese gym uniform

>> No.15016969

That's why you gotta move anon. Ontario is shit.

>> No.15016970

Actually yes.

>> No.15016972

Don't forget to nuzzle her neck.

>> No.15016975
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>"3 Minutes, that's how long you have until I destroy the world! Hahaha!"

>> No.15016978

I was wondering where you had disappeared to, but it turns you you were lurking here the entire time.

>> No.15016980


I'm going to pat her head

>> No.15016981


Can't you do it sooner?

>> No.15016984

I've been thinking of moving to Northern 'Tario, but yeah, I'm all for moving out. Maybe to NFL
Or Vancouver if it wasn't so batshit expensive

>> No.15016987

i only need two

>> No.15016988

Here we go

I think i fixed why people where calling you tumblr


>> No.15016990

Nobody leaves, anon. You should know this by now.

>> No.15016991

>"3 Minutes to do what?"

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>> No.15016995

She's too strong! Dammit!

It looks like I have to use THAT...

>> No.15016996

Remember: You're here forever

>> No.15017004
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More love~

>> No.15017005

To survive against the MG-equivalent of Bonesaw.

>> No.15017006

Her legs need to have brown fur and then she'll be dandy.

>> No.15017008

What if I destroy the world first?

>> No.15017009

Jesus, Barb's on a roll here
This pleases the penis

>> No.15017013

In that case I summon the power of the Macho Man Randy Savage and snap her into a world of cuddles and head pats. Prove that I am the cream of the crop.

>> No.15017014

based barb

>> No.15017015

Barb's shown a lot of improvement.

>> No.15017016
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YO, that's awesome

>> No.15017017

The urge to fight her is too strong

>> No.15017020

Oh man, is that from Defeated LizardGirls Volume 4?

This is my jam.

>> No.15017021

In a short period of time too

>> No.15017023
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>normal Lizardman gets art
Bless you Barb, you're fucking awesome.

>> No.15017024

If you're gonna kill me just do it now man, why wait? What's the difference between then and now? Will she stop if I convince her into thinking I don't care?

>> No.15017025

Do you have a blog

>> No.15017027


>> No.15017033

>tfw have to betray and kill "evil" waifu because she has become mad with power and is about to destroy the world.
>Try not cry.
>Cry a lot.

>> No.15017035
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Sweet scaly goodness, never stop being awesome.

>> No.15017038

Her bust looked like a stomach in the thumbnail and I got excited for a second...

>> No.15017042

>Not helping her
Shit husbando

>> No.15017044

You're gonna get thick Lizardman thighs and a /fit/ Lizardman belly whether you want it or not.

>> No.15017047

jinko pls

>> No.15017049

Destroying the world is selfish.

>> No.15017050

I want massive Lizardman thighs and a thick Lizardman belly.

>> No.15017059

What would a Nereid even do? Apart from wearing a school swimsuit.

>> No.15017060

I want the thickest one!
A lizardman whose practicing to win a sumo tournament!

>> No.15017067

"H-Honey... Sweetie... Don't you think it would be crueler to keep the world alive?"
>She stops powering up.
>"Oh? Tell me more?"
"Well, you could blow up the planet, but that would be too easy wouldn't it? Clearly Mankind should suffer for imprisoning you for thousands of years."
>"I'm listening..."
"Well hear me out. We could just keep them alive, and terrorize them on Saturday mornings, coming with minor evil schemes, like polluting a lake. You and your henchman fight their strongest heroes, they save the day, and we do the same thing next week. Over and over for eternity. Broadcasted on television for children to watch while they eat breakfast."
>"Endless cheesy dialogue! Terrible plots! Of course husband! It's perfect! I can think of no better way for Humanity to suffer!"

And the world was saved, sort of.

>> No.15017071

Exit the premises feeder.

>> No.15017074

A tubby Lizardman wouldn't be able to fight though.

>> No.15017075

Drown women

>> No.15017076

Underwater Rugby with other aquatic muscular monstergirls.

>> No.15017077


>> No.15017079

I'm going to get her protein shakes!

>> No.15017082

BFP 30 is best

>> No.15017094

Aw yes barb finally drew lizardgirl

>> No.15017096
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I just want a soft Lizard with a magnificent ass.

>> No.15017101

Sunbathe on the rocks while wishing she had a husband.

>> No.15017104

Why not a lizardgirl with modest brests, toned midriff, and a big butt hugged tightly by spats

>> No.15017105



Russian Bee Anon here, got an update.

Yes, an update, I wasn't joking yesterday.

I'm still only being followed by the one bee at a time, but there's more activity overall in my area. There's a small swarm building a hive in a tree half a kilometer away, and if I drive within a few dozen meters of it more of the marked bees show up.

Guys, I'm getting a little worried here; the marked bees follow me anyway, but I'm seeing more unmarked bees nearby as well. There's no conflict that I've noticed yet, but I have no idea if they're from the same hive or what, since there's no real interaction.

They don't respond to any attempts to communicate on my part, whether verbally, with non-verbal sounds, physical offerings of plants or other things, or anything else. They just keep following me. What should I do?

>> No.15017107

Jesus Christ what an ass!
Just shoop her into a lizard and make those breath cloud into stink clouds and it's the long-awaited Komodo.

>> No.15017108

I want to marry that lizard.

>> No.15017109

I agree.

>> No.15017113

Because she's not soft and easy to cuddle.

>> No.15017117


>> No.15017119

Just stop already.

>> No.15017120

You've been chosen by the Bee Girl Queen to marry her daughter. You should be honored.

>> No.15017121

Don't move to Vancouver unless you like homeless people and Asians.

>> No.15017122

What's next?

>> No.15017124

Are you insane? Of course she is.

>> No.15017126

He's just RPing, nothing happened.

>> No.15017131

Ты шо творишь, товарищ?

>> No.15017132

Are you seriously asking me to waste picture count for an image of a standard real-life bee?

>> No.15017134

Call yourself The Pain.

>> No.15017141

You've got my vote

>> No.15017143

>It's snowing outside
>Damn her, I don't want to do this again
>Grab my coat, a pair of boots and head outside
>Brace the cold until I reach the neighbor's house
>Knock loudly on the door
>The door opens, revealing a smug Yuki-Onna
>Push her aside and force myself inside
>Throw her on the couch
>Violently rape her for a solid 30 minutes
>Leave her ahegaoing and covered in semen on the couch
>It's no longer snowing

>> No.15017150

Not as soft as a softer Lizard. I mean if she has abs that's not soft at all. That's hard. I can't fall asleep on a hard girl.

>> No.15017152

You're giving her exactly what she wants. This is why she keeps making it snow.

>> No.15017158

My glacies enjoys it when it snows.
Around Christmas she glides around wearing cute (or sexy) santa outfits.

>> No.15017165

>Ты шо творишь, товарищ

Легче сказать, чем сделать.

That would be in poor taste. Besides, I don't have any control over them. Also hornets are shit, these are BEES.

I would gladly trade you for this stupid American south-west coast climate. I moved out here for business reasons, and I've regretted it ever since. IT IS SO HOT HERE.

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How tall can Vampires get? I'd like to image 7ft as the limit.

>> No.15017183
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Do electronic waifus dream of electric husbandos?

>> No.15017190

7ft is way over the limit. I'd say 5'10" is the most they can reach normally.

>> No.15017193

Taller then your average human women, but not giants. Like 6 foot 5.

>> No.15017194

I'd say eight.
But they'd be a bloodline that thrived off of war so that they were extremely muscled.
That or a bestial one with bat ears and a more savage 'dignity' like that of a barbarian queen.

>> No.15017197

>Легче сказать, чем сделать.

>> No.15017203

You must doubt vampiric power.

>> No.15017206

That's tiny.

>> No.15017207

Same as humans

>> No.15017209
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No matter how tall she is, her hot-blooded daughter will save me!


>> No.15017210

I do, Vampires aren't anything special.

It's the perfect height, makes it easier to blend in.

>> No.15017214

Why would you want to be saved?

>> No.15017215

What if the Dhampir is also you brat?

>> No.15017227

I can't find them on his pixiv
Are they from twitter?
Is that you posting as gazer-chan on twitter?

>> No.15017228

It's your daughter.

>> No.15017230

Dhampir pussy > Vampire pussy.

>> No.15017241

Dhampir pls go

>> No.15017251

Ick. They're all nu-females and almost human.

>> No.15017255
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Both girls are fine.

>> No.15017261

>no Amazon Vampire who's 7 feet tall and built like a brick shithouse

Put another check next to 'why life sucks'.

>> No.15017262
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She'll never give up! She's got to rescue her boyfriend!

>> No.15017263

Good question, i'm browsing right now

>> No.15017265


>> No.15017267

So is keeping your waifu to yourself, anon. I think you better pass her around, there a men who'd love to tap that. You don't want to be selfish right?

>> No.15017269

Dhampirs are the only good thing about Vampires.

>> No.15017271

They're the worst part.

>> No.15017272

>no 7ft tall Vampire to give you wing hug as she drinks from you

>> No.15017275

What if her boyfriend already rescued himself?

>> No.15017276

Dhampir pussy is only good because she's self-conscious about her inferior goods and tries extra hard.

>> No.15017277

We want proof.

>> No.15017279

Dhampirs are only half the monstergirl a Vampire is.

>> No.15017280

Well my vote for Scylla still holds, as always.

>> No.15017282

How many times is she going to have to be told to call him dad?

>> No.15017285


I'll put my vote for Kejourou

>> No.15017288

It's run by asutora.
I'm not super active on twitter, mostly just following and retweeting a few things

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>> No.15017293

She wouldn't want that though. You can't compare those two things you donut.

>> No.15017294

They're the best part, Dhampirs even help Vampires stop being so rude to their husbands.

That's just fine, Dhampirs are twice as cute as a Vampire.

>> No.15017299

>She wouldn't want that
How selfish.

>> No.15017304

As much as I like her, she is not an old girl that needs more love.

>> No.15017306
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We talking about cuddling bloodsuckers?

>> No.15017308

Her head and upper-half look a little tiny, but the ass is 10/10 would use as a pillow and paint white with seed.

>> No.15017309

They're homebreakers that want vampires to be betas like them.

>> No.15017312

Attack the tail and thighs!

>> No.15017315


>> No.15017321


Fair enough. I still want to get her more art though.

I'll have to see about getting more commissions going.

>> No.15017322

Dat nigga is intense. He posts like every hour

>> No.15017324

That's the best part about them!

>> No.15017325

You bet.

>> No.15017329
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>> No.15017332

Monstergirls need to not let men walk all over them or they'll just be like human women.

>> No.15017333

Well, maybe if I was one of you rich people I would be able to afford a fancy digital camera thing. The best I've got is an old hand-me-down film camera, so unless you're willing to wait a week or so for me to dig it out of storage, buy film, get a decent shot, find a place that will develop the film, and get it uploaded at probably a Kinkos or something, I can't help you.

>> No.15017334

>Dhampirs are twice as cute as a Vampire.
Dhampirs can't fly, I mean unless they can pull some SOTN Alucard shit.

>> No.15017336
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Reminder that at ANYTIME a Purplecat can materialize above you and smother you with her huge butt!

Be alert and stay safe!

>> No.15017346

When did this start? It was still faggot cat last I saw.

>> No.15017349

Too bad anon, I don't want to be walked all over either!

You don't have to be able to fly in order to be cuter than a smelly Vampire.

>> No.15017353

Nicknames are interchangeable.

>> No.15017354

Plump pussy
Fat feline
Big fat cuddle cat

>> No.15017355

About the time that obese cheshire pic kept getting posted I think?

>> No.15017356

But it's what's best for you!

>> No.15017358

Scheduledog is my favorite.

>> No.15017359

It's a bot.

>> No.15017361

I agree, it's p. cute.

>> No.15017362

I know what's best for me and what's best for me is to not be walked all over.

>> No.15017365

But men never know what they want.

>> No.15017369
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T-This is just a generic lamia right

would it be wrong of me to think of it as Miia?

I've always had fantasies of living in a RPG town with other waifufags

I could work as a blacksmith, and Miia could sell our wares
or like, a general store

>> No.15017371

Dat big fat reverse scale

>> No.15017378

I know exactly what I want.

>> No.15017386

Do you?

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>> No.15017389


>> No.15017390

I wanna adopt a fat cuddle cat to use as a pillow and confess my emotional problems to!

>> No.15017391

h-how would that even look?

>> No.15017394
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When KC add Koi Mermaids?

>> No.15017395

Or maybe you're just a slut in denial.

>> No.15017398

She's not a Ryu famvolio.

>> No.15017400

That's a cute goldfish.

>> No.15017402

You're already the monster for purifying your wife and son

>> No.15017405

Nah, you're the slut. Not me.

>> No.15017409

Aren't we all?

>> No.15017413

Dumb Vampire loli.

No, only some of you are.

>> No.15017417
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>You will never be this suave
>You will never convince a Tanuki to joint operate a jewelry store that specializes in unique appendages
>You will never play v / vg GOTY MGQ because you're a humongous pussy

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find some nice stink bug in 2017 that likes your low standards.

>> No.15017420

Remember, when trapped by a tentacle girl never say 'i cant possibly cum anymore' They only take this as a challenge.

>> No.15017425

God damn do I just wanna squeeze her

>> No.15017430

>yfw vampire loli with adult dhampir daughter.

>> No.15017435

And succubi.
And imps.
And Baphomets.
And hellhounds.
And large mice.
Most girls really.

>> No.15017440


>Implying a stink bug would even go for me.

>> No.15017447

Yeah but tentacles are the ones with the huge ahego fetishs

>> No.15017450

But she can become so much more.

>> No.15017453

Well shit.

>> No.15017456 [SPOILER] 
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Don't worry anon, I'm sure there is at least one girl that would take you.

>> No.15017458

>Implying monster girls would want to be anywher near me.
>Implying I wouldn't be constantly chased out of towns until I move out to somewhere that has absolutely no monster girls and build a poorly made shack and meet a gruesome end by a vicious animal one night.

>> No.15017460

Will the girl stop if I say I've cum a comfortable amount and would enjoy it more tomorrow if we cuddled for the rest of the night?

>> No.15017461

That's only if you're not actually serious. However if you are serious and they continue on then you should properly defend yourself.

>> No.15017463

>even if they have no deliberate intention of doing so, tentacles touched will lewdly coil around a man's body and seize it, stimulate his erogenous zones, and make his expression contort with pleasure. The moment they see that expression, they tremble as arousal is born within them. Pleasuring their prey pleases them more than anything else, and the tentacle's instinctive desire to rape awakens to the degree that both their mind and consciousness grow syrupy and sloppy.

> When they see a man go silly from the pleasure they themselves provide, their instinct as a tentacle makes them experience the greatest ecstasy and fulfillment.

Man they have some fine tastes in fetishes.

>> No.15017466

YBA, if you're lurking, give me my June fix. Thank you.

>> No.15017468


That's not a nice joke

>> No.15017472

Well according to the profile they are only used to dealing with woman and are uneasy around men. So in all likely hood they would blush and stammer before finally accepting

Of course that would make them all the more eager to see your face go slack when they go at it tommrow

>> No.15017474

For you

>> No.15017481

tentacles confirmed most generous lovers

>> No.15017482

June art never ever

If there was June art it'd be depressing extreme maledom or guro

Poor Junefag, I hope for the best for you.

>> No.15017496

But she's just going to lay on you lap and purr whil you talk!

>> No.15017499

Begone, Avatar of bad taste.

>> No.15017500

Trying to get an update done the next couple of days. Been slow going since I have four stories open at once. Got about 5k in on each of them right now.

>> No.15017501

Because Anon is an american from /d/, and only likes the most obese monstergirls imaginable.

>> No.15017502

Vengeance in little humanboy city when?

>> No.15017511

There will always be one.

>> No.15017512

A will-o-wisp?

>> No.15017515
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Something I very recently got from the /v/ drawthreads.
Mind the jaw please.

>> No.15017517

Goddamn it YBA! Atleast repost the june preview you did before! Please!

>> No.15017523
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...Well what is it this time?

>> No.15017525

June is dumb. Trish a best.

>> No.15017527

June a shit

>> No.15017529

Don't RP faggot.

>> No.15017534

About 1900 why?

>> No.15017536

My Snek could destroy your pussy faggotcat. Vanessa is the better sister anyways.

>> No.15017539

No, Not falling for this one again. I'm running the hell away.

>> No.15017541

This better be bait son.

>> No.15017542

tfw you get a character from your story drawn, but you don't want to show it because it was drawn by your friend and it isn't so great.

>> No.15017547

I dunno but may want to star running before that shortstack curse I put on the area takes effect.

I'd say you have twenty seconds

>> No.15017548

Vanessa atleast has her intentions upfront. Unlike her scheming sister who just wants to snare him with kittens.

>> No.15017549

Just fucking show it.

>> No.15017551

Oh please, I've been to deviantart. Do your worst.

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Salteñas's on, baby.

>> No.15017559

You've already admitted to liking the shitty bully snake. Your opinion couldn't be more invalid if you tried.

>> No.15017561

I won't save things unless they're irredeemably bad, so go for it.

>> No.15017562

>Nereid pulling a Paladin into the ocean in a choke hold with her breasts pressing into his back

>> No.15017567

do it

>> No.15017568

Well, I've got some free time. Wanna get captured by the Human dick rogues?

>> No.15017569

They don't drown dudes.

>> No.15017573

>irredeemably bad
If it's pics of my waifu, I save even those...

>> No.15017580

Well shit. That was my top idea for them.

>> No.15017604

I only save at least passable pictures. If they have anatomy errors I can't overlook (e.g. fucked up face) or are just overall shitty, I won't save them.
To do otherwise would be to do my waifu a disservice.

>> No.15017614

I suppose that's a fair point. But when you're a pack rat, it's hard to defy your own nature.

>> No.15017617

No. Have a new and different preview instead. The stuff for the Heir to the Serpent route is extremely sketchy since the vote during the date with Izzy will determine if it's even used at all.

Progress has been much slower than I hoped.

Don’t you dare tell me to even THINK about giving up!

I’m telling you to be realistic! He may never be what you want. You need to start considering the alternatives.

You said it could be done. Just what do you think I’m paying you for?

Certainly not to do something impossible.

The huge serpent catches herself in mid retort. “This is not a conversation we should be having in front of him.”

I think it’s exactly who we should be discussing it in front of. He needs to consider what’s the lesser evil too. Is being a wealthy man with a wife he can barely stand worse than…

He’ll make the right decision in the end.

"What decision?" You spit venomously. "Doesn’t it say property of June Piscivora tattooed right here? Isn’t that what it says?!!!"

I don’t see you that way. This house? It’s not mine. It’s ours. The money, the staff, everything. Everything is yours and mine, together. You think our marriage shackles you? These chains are here because you choose. It’s madness.” “Look me in the eye. Tell me you won’t run. Tell me you’ll sleep in our bed tonight, and I will let you go. You don’t have to say you love me or that you like me. Just hold me, the way my husband is supposed to hold me-” Tears glisten in her eyes. “-for just a little while.”

>> No.15017619 [SPOILER] 
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I give you the alp from my gladiators story

I was all like "I would love to have one of my characters drawn from my story to post with the second chapter!"

And my artist friend was like "I would totes do it for you!"

And now I'm self conscious.

>> No.15017622
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Wait, here's a different version.

>> No.15017624

Yes, that's fairly poor. Nothing dramatic, though.

>> No.15017625

You should just drop all other endings and go with this one.

>> No.15017626

>my gladiators story
What's your name?

>> No.15017627

She's the worst.

>> No.15017629

I love you. Please figure out how to make June real.

>> No.15017631

Not as bad as him.

>> No.15017633

Well there you go. If you like that character, you're a bad person who's wrong about everything.

>> No.15017635


>> No.15017636

Artist needs work on his facial anatomy and colorwork. That, and the worst part is that it's an Alp with a Demons features.

>> No.15017637

Your waifu is now the oppaiest of lolis.
How does this impact her daily life?

>> No.15017641

You sure like putting yourself out there.

>> No.15017643

No, not really. I feel dirty now.

>> No.15017647

So? His shittyness doesn't make her any better.

>> No.15017648

Well, I did ask him.

>> No.15017651

She will need me to pick things from the shelves for her. not that much else to be honest.

>> No.15017653

Well ma'am it's...Oh woops.

I dropped my monster condom I use for my magnum dong.

>> No.15017654

It makes this the best ending for both of them.

>> No.15017656

That's not great, but there's room for improvement there.

>> No.15017657



>> No.15017658


Her hair is still the same length as when she was adult sized. A bit unwieldy but she'll do fine. Probably

>> No.15017660

Will you use your height advantage by picking her up when she's getting fussy?

What is she?

>> No.15017666

No, she should die alone and unwanted.

>> No.15017668

I want a tiny Ushi to cling to me and snuggle her face into my hair all day.

>> No.15017670

You shut your unholy fucking mouth satan.

>> No.15017672

Now with squishy neckrest!

And now I have the image of an oppai loli kenjouro moving around with her hair is in my head.
Why do I think of Laughing Octopus?

>> No.15017676

Even Satan is above liking a shitty bitch like June.

>> No.15017679
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Oh god that would be so cute!

>> No.15017680

Thu k of it this way. Tyrone Jackson gets stuck with a snake that keeps him as a slave, and she's forced to stay with him for the rest of her life. Both get bad ends.

>> No.15017681

Jokes on him, she wouldn't die alone and unloved if she existed.

>> No.15017682

>What is she?

And yes I proboly would.
I feel like she would just find being turned into a oppai-loli to be intersting and study it.
And by studying I mean have sex with me and see how I react.

>> No.15017685

I want to koonago her.

>> No.15017689


oppai loli kejourou climbing on the ceiling and ambushing unwary people!

>> No.15017690

Can you please explain to me what the fuck happened at the end of the Cheshire route? I literally cannot comprehend what is going on.

>> No.15017696
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>Pailoli Kejourou
>Walks around Doc Ock style with her hair converted into "arms"
>Uses another portion of her hair to cover her massive chest and somewhat thick lower-half

>> No.15017697

The snake still gets more than he does. So she technically wins, which is unacceptable.

>> No.15017701

It would be pretty funny to see her try and read a book only to have her chest get in the way.

They strike from unexpected angles.

>> No.15017707

But she'll be worse off then when she never had him.

>> No.15017708

That fate is reserved for us.

>> No.15017710

>It would be pretty funny to see her try and read a book only to have her chest get in the way.
Now I just imagine her being really embarrassed and asking me to hold up the book for her just so that she can read.

>> No.15017712

I would be lying if I said the thought of commisioning Loen or someone for June hasn't crossed my mind

dressed in Negans leather jacket and red scarf thing

>> No.15017713

She's far worse than the main character. There aren't enough ron paul image macros in the world to describe what the constant tormenting has turned him into. Like if his story and what happened to his father got out as a big news story, there'd be a category 5 human chimpout.

Meanwhile, June chose to be a sociopathic bully out her own free will. She'd never magically turn into a pure maiden who's mended her ways after getting out of school, she'd just keep being as evil as before because she would've gotten away with all of it.

>> No.15017715

No. I will accept nothing short of her dying of loneliness.

>> No.15017718

Even better if you sit her in your lap while you do it

>> No.15017719

She gets to do some kinky twin roleplay with our Kobold daughteru. Also breast bondage.

>> No.15017721


That would be quite a sight to see

Luth pls don't be ded

>> No.15017722

It's not ended for one. There's hints to what's going on scattered throughout the story though.

>> No.15017723

Are you shittin' me? I was the biggest asshole in high school, and it took me going to college and finding out for myself I wasn't the biggest and baddest. I took a 180 and just started bullying nerds to tutor me in math and science

>> No.15017724

I’m going to tease the hell out of her.

>> No.15017727

This. The people defending her are pants-on-head retarded.

>> No.15017728

June is everything right in this world. Everything that happened to her is everything wrong in the world.

I hope she gets a happy end. And someone takes her character and makes an alternate story of pure happy vanilla love and romance with her.

Why not get a cheaper artist to help create the design so you can use it as reference. Otherwise more expensive artists might charge extra for you making them design the character with no reference picture. Also would you have her scales be dull virgin ones or vibrant "used" ones?

>> No.15017730

Just like how the poor blacks in our world her shot because the police are evil and racist and they all dindu nuffin? There's so so far that excuse can get you.

>> No.15017732

I respectfully disagree with your assessment of June, but I will respect your opinion none the less.

>> No.15017733

Gotta even out the daugher so they look like true twins.

I expect her to be blushing as she makes the upsidedown V mouth.

>> No.15017737

And I will disagree with you in a less respectfully, but still civilized manner.

>> No.15017740
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Hey, kid, getting dark out, huh? Wanna hi/ss/?

>> No.15017741

Thats a tough choice. On one side, the dull ones say she hasn't been raped by a terrible human bean, but the vibrant ones show she has come into her own as a woman. Its a tough call. But I think I'd go with the vibrant ones just because it would look better.

YBA, can you confirm if Danon dies, is June free to go after another human? Because I claim her for myself.

>> No.15017743

No, the daughteru will stay flat. That one time where I fed her Mega-Holst milk was too embarrassing for her!

>> No.15017744

Serious question though. No hate or anything, but which of the girls do you root for? If any?

>> No.15017748

>I expect her to be blushing as she makes the upsidedown V mouth.
We are going to be reading a lot of books then~

>> No.15017749

>YBA, can you confirm if Danon dies, is June free to go after another human? Because I claim her for myself.
Just do what everyman who has an anime waifu with a love interest does. Mentally erase their existence. You should especially do it in this case considering June's source material.

>> No.15017754

They're all somewhat terrible, but if I had to choose, it would be Trish.

>> No.15017756

The reason she's so upset about the situation is her kind only gets one shot. If her one and only husband dies, she's just alone for the rest of her life. She explains it at some point.

>> No.15017758

I just can't wrap my head around a snake losing its husband and just being unable to find love again. Shit, she hasn't even found love yet to be quite honest senpai.

>> No.15017759

>if MC dies, he wins and she loses forever

>> No.15017761

The wock isn't so terrible. But I have a bad feeling her time to get fucked over is soon.

>> No.15017763

Yeah, that's the really sad part about it that solidifies my June Sympathy.

My Junepathy.

>Raped brutally
>Publically shamed by her classmates, father, and the police
>Maimed and had her fangs neutered
>Then proceeded to get extremely beat up

She did nothing wrong, and especially nothing to deserve such a cruel fate.

>> No.15017767

>June turns into a classic case of "healing love story" and wins in the end

She isn't going to lose.

>> No.15017768

Oh right, forgot about her. Sad to say that you're probably right about that one.

>> No.15017769

Well that is the point of the story.

>> No.15017772

Keep dreamin' pal, it's the only thing you have left at this point.

>> No.15017773


As i've said, I feel like the ending is going to be like the bar scene in Inglorious Basterds and only one is gonna make it out. As sad as it is for me to say this, it'll probably be Trish.

>> No.15017780

We'll see.

>> No.15017781

>She did nothing wrong
And that's why I can never take you guys seriously.

>> No.15017785

She was a bully, we can all admit this, but do you think that her punishment at all fits the crime? She has been forced a life sentence for shit she done in fucking high school. Give me a fucking break if you think that's fair.

>> No.15017786

I can live with that ending.

>> No.15017788

Wait, I thought the Wock was just a background character who got a few small scenes but was mostly innocent and nice. Why would she get on the chopping block?

>> No.15017792

Because that's the point of the story. She'll get interested in Danon, and the horsepussi brigade is going to fuck her shit up good.

>> No.15017794

Because it's the BLM of monster girl stories.

>> No.15017795

I thought the point of the story was him getting revenge on every monster girl that hurt his feelings and working his way up to his mom.

>> No.15017796


Wock is more a reminder that MC was an idiot who never hung out with the cool girls who didn't care about all the social class stuff. Why? Because he was just as afraid of them as the people who were dicks to him.

But now it's too late.

>> No.15017799

Fair? No, but let's not pretend she had nothing to do with what happened to her. Just like the retard cat, she should've stopped pushing when she had the chance.

>> No.15017801

>Make SFM render with cute lamia model I found
>Utterly ignored


I crave your attention.

>> No.15017802

Please don't pin the daughteru down with overly large breasts.

Pouting intensifies.

>> No.15017805

Everyone's getting fucked over anon. Collateral damage is going to happen. Look at that poor crow tengu that got its ass beat by the horse.

>> No.15017809

She's a monstergirl. She probably did something to deserve it.

>> No.15017810

>that 3D model

>also shotashit

See me after class

>> No.15017812

You made that? It looks alright, too much forehead though.
tfw no one gave a fuck about the Aava Jinko I posted ;_;

>> No.15017816

She was drugged and raped. Now normally in a MG land, rape is "meh" at best, but the repercussions of said rape that last a lifetime? That shit isn't right. Her idea of poisoning him? Dumbshit move. But I'm arguing that the rape shouldn't have went down, and he should have found something that wasn't a life sentence. You follow me?

>> No.15017817

>Please don't pin the daughteru down with overly large breasts.
That was only one time anon, and just to see what would happen! I promised her we'd never do it again if she didn't want to!

>> No.15017823

>Feeling bad for the nerd bird who left a guy trapped on her roof just because helping him might slightly inconvenience her

>> No.15017828

I get your point, but I find it very difficult to have sympathy for people, who poke the crazy guy with a stick and then act all suprised when shit goes south.

And the "Make him a broken slave" ending isn't doing anything to endear her to me either.

>> No.15017829


>slightly inconvenience
>she was sick
>imply shithead didn't deserve to be caught in the rain

Apply yourself.

>> No.15017830

I think all the Monster Girls in YBA's story deserve a happy ending and shouldn't have been abused and maimed. No snake rape, no brian damaging cat or cutting cat fingers, or abusing the horse. Except maybe the mom since she cheats.

Maybe one day people will make an alt story where all the girls in the story have a happy ending.

>> No.15017836

Oh its going to for me, because fuckhead deserves it. If I can't have June
No one can

>> No.15017839

>he should have found something that wasn't a life sentence

Not like he knew it was at the time he did it. If he would have done the same thing to any of the other lamia in his class, it wouldn't have been one. She's different. Which is also why she was driven to act so different.

>> No.15017841
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What happens if a Tengus intelligence is combined with the Jubjubs busty frame?

>> No.15017843

Yeah, he should just shoot up the school already.

Since when was it wrong to mindbreak someone into your sex slave? Look how happy the horse is!

>> No.15017846

Busty nerd birds you can grope.

>> No.15017849

Then best harpy gets even better.

>> No.15017850
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>Pouting intensifies.
Don’t worry. I’ll make it up to her.
One way or another.

>> No.15017852

YBA will you confirm or deny you're working on a "good" ending for June? Like the good horsepussi ending?

>> No.15017853

If that works for you, be my guest.

>Look how happy the horse is
Can't say I agree with that either, but then again, I'm not about to defend MC.

>> No.15017856

she got some stabby feets

>> No.15017857

Hot dog the lich?
Use her tits?

>> No.15017858

I want to trick a Crow Tengu into Wonderland and watch her slowly turn into a busty bimbo bird! Seeing the intelligence drain from her eyes as she becomes a simple cock minded slut!

>> No.15017863

Perfect bust.
Would fill her cloaca so many times it seeped up all her holes.

>> No.15017864


>> No.15017869

If Tenguposter was here, he'd be appalled.

>> No.15017870

>Use her tits?
Why of course! It makes her happy, it makes me happy.
What’s not to like?

>> No.15017871

>intelligence drain
>implying her focus wouldn't shift towards learning every bit of your anatomy down to chemical reactions during sex
Get fucked.

>> No.15017876

I want to meet a nice elf lady, take her out on date to a fine restaurant, treat her like fine lady she is then never call her back.

>> No.15017880

Well can I take a Jubjub out of Wonderland and slowly watch her turn into a flat nerd bird? Seeing the intelligence spark in her eyes as she begins to study classic literature and philosophy!

>> No.15017881

MGE girls don't have cloacas m8.

>> No.15017884

You get a high-flying huge-boob girl whose intelligence capacity is directly tied to how lusty she is. When she's calm, she's fairly average in smarts, but when she's horny as hell she's a regular Einstein. Get her to ahegao, on a regular basis, and prepare for Dyson Sphere tech advances.

>> No.15017886

You're still a faggot.

>> No.15017892

You can take the jubjub out of wonderland, but can never take wonderland out of a jubjub.

>> No.15017893

I wish this meme would die.

>> No.15017895

>implying MGE matters at all

>> No.15017897
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>tfw when you have shit to write or draw but you remember
>Sloth-Anon doesn't do shit and he's still alive

>> No.15017898

I want to prone-bone a crow tengu and hold her scaly, backwards-kneed legs, as she haplessly flaps her blackwings against the bed and says nerdy shit I don't care about.

Then I want her to look at me, teary eyed and call me a "big bully" before I apologize and cuddle her before making her breakfast the next morning.

>> No.15017899

Well technically she has 3.

Chemical Love which was if you took her offer of protection.

Master Piscovora END which is the "good" ending to Heir to the Serpent

And a harem one. But I guess harem may or may not count as good to some folks.

There's pieces of alternate routes scattered about, especially in Pawn of the Succubus. These were a couple excerpts there from Chemical Love.

Your mind drags back, back to a dark room, an injured cat and a giant snake.

“Say it just like that.” The serpent demands.

Your mouth parches dry as you prepare to make the deal. Why shouldn’t you strike the bargain? After all, it’s only for a little while. “Will you…” You swallow your pride heavily. “Will you please protect me?” You beseech the viper.

June leans in, presses her cool forehead to yours. “Yes. I will protect you, keep you safe, because I am strong. I am stronger than all of the whores who would take advantage of you.” Jade green eyes probe the depths of your being and great armored scales wrap you tight in fat strong coils. Time skips ahead like a scratched disc.

The sweet feeling of venom courses through your veins. It’s snowing outside. You watch the delicate crystals fall, nestled in the embrace of the cottonmouth by a large blazing hearth in her posh mansion. “We never consummated our first night properly did we, my love?” June asks lustily. “You know how they say it takes ten hours to please a lamia? We both know it really doesn’t. Lamias get off about as fast as anyone, a little slower than the hotblooded types. But this…” She wraps you up from head to toe. Her own tail coils around her torso and yours, forcing her bare breasts against your chest. “…is the conception position. Ten hours of slow sweet love with your mate, and it’s almost certain that she will conceive.”

June smooches you and you tease her hidden fangs in their sheaths with the tip of your tongue. She likes that, so much so that when you break away your Mistress rewards you with another bite to the neck. Heat and lust flow through your arteries as she kisses your wounds and applies a pair of the small bandages she’s taken a habit to carrying. “So what do you say, are you ready to become a papa?”

Another jarring tug skips you ahead. You’re in a dead run on a beeline to a brightly lit hospital room.

A very tired-looking slate gray snake in a hospital gown is lying on the bed, tail draped over a couch the orderlies have dragged in. A small ashy thing snuggles in her arms with a dusty crop of white hair, suckling at her breast. The child’s banded tail coils around her mother’s biceps, tipped in bright orange, wiggling contently as she’s fed. June looks up at you, bags under her eyes. “Isn’t she beautiful?”

“She is as beautiful as you, Mistress.” The words spill unbidden from your mouth, like someone else is speaking them.

“More beautiful I think; she has your smile.” The big pit viper welcomes you with a kiss and a little lovebite into your shoulder to quell the shakes. “My sweet little one, this is your papa.”

You reach out your hand and your newborn daughter wraps her tiny scaly claws around your pinky, the gray armor that would one day grow thick and hard, soft and new. When she senses your touch, she opens her eyes, innocent warm emerald eyes. Things have never been perfect, but for your little girl you feel you could endure anything. You brush back her hair gently. Your Mistress turns the tiny lamia in her arms. The mother looks down, and, unlike a human baby so young, your daughter smiles.

>> No.15017900

Never rape elves

>> No.15017902

>it's still going
>it's still the adventures of a group of unbeatable mary sues
I don't know what else I expected.

>> No.15017903

Go back to the EMG thread if you want to circlejerk over cloacas then.

>> No.15017904

Bummer, man.

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>> No.15017912

Elves cannot be happy unless they're being raped or ordered to do something.

>> No.15017915

I just want to have wing holding passionate baby making with her as I tell her I love her.

>> No.15017917

it is wrong
I order elves to not get raped

>> No.15017919

>not raping elves

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Does he even update here anymore?
Then again, the only probable thing I like about the story is the big-tittied chuuni Wyvern.

>> No.15017928

but elves love rape.

>> No.15017929

>A very tired-looking slate gray snake in a hospital gown is lying on the bed, tail draped over a couch the orderlies have dragged in. A small ashy thing snuggles in her arms with a dusty crop of white hair, suckling at her breast
Wait, isn't June colorful instead of grey? I thought the whole thing with her species was that when they mate they shed their dull scales for vibrate ones, hence everyone can see when one is married.

>> No.15017940

>MGE dosen't matter
>in a MGE thread
I hope this is bait.

>> No.15017945

She's a cottonmouth. She goes from a dull banded light gray to a gray so dark and shiny it's basically black.

>> No.15017947

I wanna as an elf for consent

>> No.15017950

I can really picture a crow tengu drooling and partially completing words while getting boned, barely moving her wing up and down against the bed.

>> No.15017953

fucking what?

>> No.15017954

Probably because few of us still read it. I'm curious where the thing is going, but at the same rate seeing them all steamroll the order over and over got boring quickly. I know Moose says they are pyrrhic victories, but I really don't see it at all. Being seen as the devil by a large number of the population is only dangerous if they have a hope in hell of stopping you for it.

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Thats some top tier bait ya got there

>> No.15017960

axe her a questin

>> No.15017965

True, at a certain power threshold, reputation becomes meaningless.

>> No.15017971

Fine. "MGE inspired".

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Would you avoid getting in an elevator with a monster you've never met? You might hurt their feelings.

>> No.15017977

More memes please

>> No.15017978

which monster makes the best potpie

>> No.15017985

Monsters are people too, so why would I avoid them?

>> No.15017986

Everyone needs to take the elevator. Why'd I avoid getting in an elevator with a stranger?

>> No.15017990

I thought you and that "I posted it again!" meme died off.

>> No.15017994

Lizards. They traveled to hundreds of inns during their time adventuring and tasted hundreds of different pot pies, secretly writing down recipe ideas and notes for the day they would get beaten by a great warrior and become his blushing bride.

>> No.15017997

if its a lamia yes, I hate snakes and there is nothing she can say to make me get in with her.

>> No.15017999

>Thread is nothing but kikimori, manticores, crow tengus, ushi onis, meme cats, and oni

It's an MGE thread which allows for discussion of monster 2hus or MGs in vidya among other things.How don't people get that?

>> No.15018000

It's not a meme, anon.
Elves are a slave race, they literally cannot function independently.

>> No.15018004

If I beat one at checkers does that make me a great warrior

>> No.15018005

The only reason I wouldn't get in an elevator is if it was already completely packed.
Everyone who normally uses elevators gets on with strangers all the time. This wouldn't be any different for me.

>> No.15018006

Mindflayers are cute and interesting

>> No.15018010

Yes. They are sweet and innocent.

>> No.15018016

>lying on the internet
Who let the brainwashed plebs in?

>> No.15018018

Truly a great monster that get an unwarranted bad reputation

>> No.15018024

That entirely depends on how old and lonely she is. Desperate cakezards are known to count even Guess Who and Battleship.

>> No.15018027

>How don't people get that?
They're newfags. It's rather simpel isn't it?

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I agree. They also make wonderful nurses.

>> No.15018034

Can I fit in the elevator easily? If so, then I'd have no issue.

If the elevator's full, I'd just wait, or take the stairs.

>> No.15018036

What if she is my childhood friend and I'm to frail to beat her

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I don't normally post reaction images on this thread but this warrants one.
I'll delete it in 15 minutes though

>> No.15018044

Why wouldn't you get stronger for the sake of your childhood friend? What is wrong with you?

>> No.15018050

depends on how big she is

imagine sharing an elevator with a large girl like a tarantula or an anaconda or super mofu fox with more mofu than all the clouds in the sky

>> No.15018051

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

>> No.15018052

I'd be too scared to.

>> No.15018056

Then learn magic, you dweeb. You should do that either way, magic's pretty cool I guess.

>> No.15018058

She's a normal everyday girl.

>> No.15018062

Cool story.

But seriously, will you buy some chocolate or not?

>> No.15018064

You know, I've never seen some one bring up vampires in relation to being better than Dhampir. Like, it's not their selling point. Yet with Dhampir it's always got to do with vampires, about being better than vampires or nicer, or less cunty, like you're scoring points. Why the inferiority complex?

>> No.15018074

What if you raised a vampire into thinking she was a Dhampir

>> No.15018075

They're just like human women only stronger. They know they're not cool like other monstergirls.

>> No.15018076

Are you really, or is it more, "I have story notes on a notepad somewhere"? Not to be rude, but I mean you haven't touched it in months last I looked.

I hope I'm wrong though. And that KuuJaberwock gets her own end.

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>trying to fit in the elevator with this

>> No.15018085

What if you raised a wolf into thinking it was a mutt? Seems like an insult to me.

>> No.15018089

Dhampirs are shit. They are for NTR and dicked by their fatheru. Too worst fetishes

>> No.15018093

Take the child of a usually submissive species and one of a usually dominant species and swap them and see how they turn out

>> No.15018094

Must you spill your wrong opinion everywhere?

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>> No.15018103

Sounds like it would make a interesting green.

>> No.15018105

He's right though

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Bummer, man

>> No.15018109

Not seeing anything wrong with his statement though. Perhaps you should get your eyes checked?

>> No.15018115

"He" is certainly not right.

>> No.15018116

Who could rape me.

>> No.15018122

itll be worth the effort

>> No.15018124

Do you even know how biased they l as is towards humans? She doesn't even have to touch you and you can send her away for rape

>> No.15018125
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Would you take this snek in?

>> No.15018133

I'm gonna impregnate them both and take responsibility!

>> No.15018135

Yes it looks like it needs a warm and caring home.

>> No.15018138

I would without a second thought. She must be freezing!

>> No.15018140

in a heartbeat!

>> No.15018141

In the elevator?

>> No.15018146

I prefer to play it safe.

>> No.15018148

Of course.

Head pats shall come on their day.

>> No.15018150

Of course. It's cold outside

>> No.15018151


>> No.15018152

Well don't be racist anon.

>> No.15018154

Take her back to her parents, can't pull that one on me

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So long as she isn't an asshole.

>> No.15018168

I want to ask Hakutaku Sensei in the movie The Dark Knight Rises, directed by Christopher Nolan, there is an exchange between the characters CIA and Bane, where CIA is inquiring about Bane's mask. He asks him "If I pull that off will you die", to which Bane replies "It would be extremely painful." then CIA states "You're a big guy." and Bane replies "For you.". Now, the pacing of these statements is a bit awkward, so I want to know when Bane says "For you" is he saying he's a big guy relative to CIA, or is he saying that removing the mask would be extremely painful for CIA?!

>> No.15018174

I wonder what profession would have the least amount of monstergirls in it

>> No.15018178


Are there any more nicknames for the Anubis?

>> No.15018182


>> No.15018184

It's option three. He became a big guy for CIA. And then CIA was an alp

>> No.15018185

I have a ton of scenes and dialogues for different routes that I string together and flesh out as people vote and the main story progresses. It's how I've always done it. Talking about alternate stuff or future is just coulda' beens and might be's. Anything bypassed won't get fully fleshed out unless people really ask for it after the rest is done.

If you want main story? There's another few thousand words. Put it up literally this moment to show I am working. Will get the update finished and properly updated in a couple days.

Last official update ended at 3165
Last unofficial update ended at 3329

>> No.15018187

I would give her to childless Midwestern couple where they would raise her to be a paragon of truth , justice and the American way.

>> No.15018188

Executioner. Abortion doctor. Professional feminist.

>> No.15018191

I'd be worried about the weight limit with an apophis, but I wouldn't know how to delicately explain that to her. I bet she'd even move and make some room in the middle so I could fit. I guess if it breaks down between floors, it'll work out.

>> No.15018192

>paragon of truth , justice and the American way.
Midwesterners are losers. The South is where it's at. Let her grow up into a proud good little rebel.

>> No.15018199

midwest is best

>> No.15018200

Wow, you're calling her fat? Rude, she's "plump". Men like a girl with meat on her bones you know.

>> No.15018206

I don't

t.Skeleton boner

>> No.15018209

I think he was making a superman reference

>> No.15018215

Fucking degenerate.

>> No.15018216

Alp no one cares what girls you like, we all know it's only black dragons.

>> No.15018223

Its their fault! Look at them, they want to be impregnated together!

>> No.15018227

That doesn't make it right.

>> No.15018229

Thank you based YBA. Who's your favorite girl to write for?

>> No.15018230

>Leaf on head
>He impregnated a shapeshifted Tanuki

>> No.15018232

Just nature vs nurture

>> No.15018235

also dont they all have giant testicles or something?

>> No.15018236

She's isn't fat though, she weights a lot because of all that muscle in the snake part.

>> No.15018237

No, just giant furry pants.


>> No.15018240

But if they want it, and I want it, then that makes it ok.
So then I get an ara ara Kitsune and her, probably virgin, Tanuki friend.

>> No.15018242

Good excuse Anon, I just hope you're willing to cheer her up all the way now that she's feeling self conscious about her weight, and inability to get a man.

>> No.15018244

Take a hike faggot.

>> No.15018247
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Kitsune do that too, you know.

>> No.15018253

No anon, you must be better than that!

>> No.15018254

Those are cool looking chopsticks

>> No.15018256

It is not an excuse though, it's true.

I'd cheer her up anyway

>> No.15018257

Actual tanukis do have disproportionally large testicles, yes. Though it'd be more correct to say they're Japanese raccoon dogs.

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Tanuki are great when you ignore the analpained memers.

>> No.15018260

which you can't

>> No.15018264

I'd show her my coin collection so she can help me appraise the value

>> No.15018265

They're pretty much equivalent to silverware, in comparison to plastic forks.

>> No.15018266

They're literally Jews.

>> No.15018268

But what's so wrong with three people making each other happy?

>> No.15018271

It's wrong.

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>> No.15018275

You know what, I think you're wrong. Yeah I think you're the one who just wants people not to be happy!

>> No.15018277

All I have is my grandfather's special quarter

>> No.15018281

So is daughteru impregnation, but KC went full steam ahead with that in his canon.

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>> No.15018288

There's nothing wrong with bigamy you know.

Now if he were talking about a harem, that would be wrong indeed.

>> No.15018290

There is nothing wrong with a harem if you can love and support them all.

>> No.15018291

It's not that I don't want people to be happy, I just acknowledge that we don't deserve to be happy.

There's literally nothing wrong with impregnating the daughteru.

>> No.15018298

What the message was supposed to mean was that Bane would harm CIA if CIA was going to take off the mask.

>> No.15018299

Sure it's true. Keep to the story and deny it always, it'll build her confidence.

Just be careful not to build her confidence too much, or she'll start to get haughty.

>> No.15018303

You will never, ever get the same level of affection and privacy you could have with one or two girls with a harem.

>> No.15018306

With an attitude like that Eros herself is gonna protect your smile.

>> No.15018307

Given the presumably extremely high female-to-male ratio in MG-lands, it would be morally irresponsible to not take multiple wives and/or daughters to ensure as many MGs as possible get the D. Otherwise you may condemn them to being 4everalone. (or worse, lesbians).

>> No.15018311

Hard to say. I like all of them. The more I write about one, the more I get attached.

I do relish the background characters though, just for the fact it's where you can really showcase the variety of species and personalities. Having them living their own lives and you just a get a little snapshot of it in the moment you see them. I think it makes everything feel more lived in, you know?

>> No.15018312

They'd be better if their tails didn't make those swishing noises from the Mario games.

Actually, they're better because of that swishing noise.

>> No.15018314

>or she'll start to get haughty
We're talking about an Apophis, that's how she should have been. I'm just helping her being normal.

>> No.15018316

I just wanna befriend monsters

>> No.15018323

We've been over this before. The ratio of men - MGs is around 10 - 1 according to KC himself. You can enjoy treating marriage like a trading card game all you want, but don't pretend like you're being righteous in doing so.

>> No.15018324

>extremely high female-to-male ratio in MG-lands
The human population is larger than the monstergirl population. That, and monstergirls take a little longer to breed with than a human woman.

>> No.15018325

>(or worse, lesbians).

Don't say such scary things Anon.

>> No.15018326

But anon, this will only result in increasing the size of already high female-to-male ratio.

>> No.15018329

A "normal" Apophis is a faceless fat purple Monster Girl who molests shotas. Do you really want that?

What is your ideal 'pophis?

>> No.15018333

Then develop AR so the rest of us can do that too.

>> No.15018336

There aren't as many monster as you think, and they won't become lesbians.

>> No.15018340

I find that hard to believe, I'm probably already a lost cause at this point.

>> No.15018342

Well, technically it's 5:1, as half of the 10 are human women. But you're still 100% right about the overwhelming number of men compared to monsters.

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>> No.15018348

>Ten times as many men as females in MG-land.

[Citation Needed]

>> No.15018350

Yes, I get you. I just want you to know I enjoy your take on MGs and such, and was around waaaay back in the threads when you posted a huge thing about how humans can regulate their own species for their own benefit. I was Readanon back then, reading all the stories in the pastebins, but I took a great liking to yours. Now I've apparently turned into Junefag, the champion of all things June related.

>> No.15018360

>What is your ideal 'pophis?
Well if I were a shota, I'm fine with the type you described.

I'm totally fine with the canon one; possessive, dom and a bit yan. In fact, I prefer most canon girls over the threadcanon ones.

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My ideal apophis is one who stays away from the pharaoh.

Team Sun roolz, Purple Snake droolz.

>> No.15018365

That's just the kind of thing that makes her want to protect your smile though, nobody is truly a lost cause, unless you're like a murderer or something.

>> No.15018367

>Well if I were a shota, I'm fine with the type you described.
Just order some Wonderland cake to make you a shota. Then you can have all the fun you want.

>> No.15018375

Sounds like your personal failings.

>> No.15018376

What happens if you have wonderland cake and wonderland tea at the same time? Do you just temporarily turn into a really small dog or something?

>> No.15018383

I'd rather stay as an young adult but if she wants me to be a shota for her I doubt I would say no.

>> No.15018385

I bet slimes make great masseuses

>> No.15018388

Well, for all I know I could be by the time the portal to MG-land opens up.

>> No.15018391

Depends on which slime I am sure. I am positive no one wants a acid bath from a acidic slime.

>> No.15018392

My favorite Pharoah/Apophis relationship is the one where they are dicks to each other and hate each other but over the years have come to respect each other.

A "my worthy foe" sort of scenario. And not one that is solved with a threesome.

>> No.15018396

Maybe the acid tickles and cleans your skin

>> No.15018397

Assuming we maintain the global average of 7% more males than females being born (assuming the Order lands are at 100% peace and don't negate this higher male ratio by mass culling due to warfare), you'd still need a population of 14 humans per 1 MG to ensure a 1-to-1 male:female ratio.

In other words, still won't be enough men with a 10:1 ratio.

Q.E.D: Some bigamy must be undertaken for the greater good. I myself am willing to shoulder the burden of multiple 2nd wives to help out against the evil that are monogamous prudes.

>> No.15018398

>notice Lanternon has a new chapter out
>oh, cool
>a Lilim randomly shows up and starts another war. As a result humanity kicks out all the monsters and progresses alone finally. Also mech suits. The end
>wait, what the fuck?
>notice the weird title
>notice the day it was posted

Oh you. You had me for a moment there.

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>> No.15018407

Yeah sure, if she can control how acidic it is. If not then it tickles your skin right off.

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I bet slime make great wives

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>> No.15018414

I think they'd be completely and utterly relaxing no matter what. As for firmer massages, I think that would depend on how viscous they can become, and how much force they can exert before deformation of their own body takes place.
They're not really going to be able to knead deeper knots if their fingers just compress against themselves. But if they can push as well as a solid being can, then you'll be in for absolute heaven.

>> No.15018418

>decent sfm
huh never though i would see it

>> No.15018422

>You will never have an Apophis onee-san who teases you by writing ero-novels aloud for you to hear, making fun of you when she sees you get a boner from her work

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Fat Lava Golem ass

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Most of them are meant to be barely sentient. Dark Slimes are supposed to be on par with humans though, so I imagine they'd be fun.

>> No.15018432

They need to be able to fuck, I'm sure they could massage decently too.

>> No.15018434

I wanna just sleep in a tub with a dark slime in it and just ramble to her as I fall asleep

>> No.15018438

>Dark Slimes are supposed to be on par with humans
>The lewdest of the Slimes
>Sentience makes you lewd

>> No.15018443

Those "analpained memers" are the men left destitute and on the streets after the jewnuki demolish his life on a whim, take him for a one night stand and move on

>> No.15018445

Shit that wouldn't embarrass me, I'd even read them for her I've been told I have a good reading voice. and if she wants put that reading on something like Audible.

>> No.15018450

Looks like the analpained memers are also comprised of RPers like you.

>> No.15018452

but that's lewd at least she doesn't make them about me

>> No.15018454

Consider how lewd humans are.

>> No.15018455

Untrue! They sell those men to the whorehouses!

>> No.15018457

They're obsessed with money. It's not a meme, the profile itself says they put men into debt so they're forced to marry them. Sorry if some of us think this is fucking reprehensible.

>> No.15018463

You're right, they should use biochemical addictive agents, brute force kidnapping, and mind-manipulation spells like all the morally upstanding MGs.

>> No.15018465

Dark slimes are also pretty great magic casters too. Having a loving dark slime wife who gives massages so good that girls literally melt during them would be great. That she can even cast pleasure inducing spells on top of that makes her a pretty top-tier girl, I think.

>> No.15018467

The profile actually says they're highly intelligent.
I'd rather be married to a slime who can hold a conversation for longer than three words.

>> No.15018469

I chuckled

>> No.15018472

What if the ero-novels she reads are exclusively about onee-sans seducing their younger brothers?

>> No.15018476

You don't know what that means, parrot.

>> No.15018480

I'd tell her that they're dumb and siblings can't get married.

>> No.15018484
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Can't you trust this face?

>> No.15018486

That would hurt her feelings.

>> No.15018487

I know you're butthurt that your waifu is seen as shit tier around here, but it really is a cruel was of getting a husband.
The mind control stuff other monsters use is bullshit too, but the manipulation of a town's currency is insidious because civilization generally relies on money. So fuck you, I still think they're evil for it.

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>> No.15018492

I'd tell her incest is wrong

>> No.15018493

She's dumb and fat then.

>> No.15018497

Not to mention that the pursuit of money is a pretty shallow thing.

>> No.15018499

>The ratio of men - MGs is around 10 - 1 according to KC himself.
It's worldwide. I don't think you meet an Indian, Chinese or a black for every second person on the street just 'cause they're half of the population. Monstergirls are highly concentrated in Demon Realms, their borderlands and friendly states. They likely lack the abundance males everywhere since in friendly states there's still an existing human women half to court it's men one, and in full-blown DRs monstergirls are unintentionally breeding the humans out.

>> No.15018500

11/10 would merge with.

>> No.15018501


>> No.15018502

No, that's baker wurm.

>> No.15018504

Never trust a tanuki with money.

>> No.15018505

I'd literally rather end up with a manticore, and I hate manticores.

>> No.15018506

Hey man, a job's a job. Just because I'm reading it doesn't mean I'm enjoying the material.

>> No.15018511

>People trading to amass wealth are more evil than kidnappers or mind-controllers
>The entire merchant class is more evil than satan

Okay, Mr. I'm-Not-Butthurt-The-Other-Guy-Is

I'm not even a Tanuki fag. I'm just someone who can into logic.

>> No.15018512

>Barb can now actually do faces
Holy shit. This is really good.

>> No.15018514

What would you prefer, faggot? A punch to the face to wake up to green ogre tits riding you, a mindblowing orgasm and a bottle of beer as she slaps your ass and sends you off? Or the lose of your job, home and possessions, the crumbling of all your relationships as the tanuki injects the poison of greed, for a quick lay that feels as filthy, dirty and degrading as it is, before she leaves you in the ruins of the life you once had.

>> No.15018517

He's always been able to do faces.

>> No.15018518
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Can't you trust this face?

>> No.15018523

No, she's in a dumpster.

>> No.15018531

I don't think I could ever bring myself to love, let alone trust, a Tanuki.

>> No.15018533

Where she belongs, really.

>> No.15018534

I'm getting the feeling you're just trolling now, especially since you're claiming to be using logic in your thinking. I wasn't defending the mind control shit in the slightest and a bit of reading comprehension would have helped you realize this.
A Tanuki's method also sucks ass, and smacks of a corrupt merchant who has the ability to ruin people's lives for any reason she pleases.

>> No.15018535

Haha, no.

>> No.15018538

>Using money to obtain what you want is evil and corrupt

I hope you live in a hut in the woods, anon, using a router made of spit and string, otherwise I've got bad news for you...

>> No.15018539

You put it far better than I could have.

>> No.15018541

I'm just saying she's probably a spirit energy junkie, and is probably just after my semen. She's not representative of the rest of her kind. I mean, most tanuki wouldn't dare get near a dumpster, let alone live in one.

>> No.15018545
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I want to have a conversation with a Crow Tengu about Estonian woodcarving techniques, 17th century Turkish composer Mustafa Itri, The ethics of space colonization, the best methods of preparing blood assuage, Robocop 2, and geo-political climate of post-WW2 Sicily, after she bumps into me in the school's courtyard!

>> No.15018546

>Most of them are meant to be barely sentient.
and what if thats what i want in a wife?

>> No.15018547
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>> No.15018550

>using money to ruin someone's life so they'll come crawling to you is evil and corrupt
Why yes, yes it is. For all your condescending talk of logic, you aren't using it much.

>> No.15018554

My Kiki will understand if my schedule will revolve around me waking up after 9am right?

>> No.15018558

>using money to ruin someone's life so they'll come crawling to you is evil and corrupt

Right, that's exactly what it says in the profile sheet, and not your inability to separate your imagination from KC canon. Good job projecting, faggot.

>> No.15018560

I wish I could befriend an arachne so I can get over my phobia

>> No.15018562

It's probably just too close to home for most Anons.
The entire premise of KC's world is this total hugboxy suspension of reality where disease, injury, poverty, stress, etc. doesn't come into play.
If you wanted to spend literally your entire life relaxing on a sunny porch and pumping baby batter into your waifu, you could.

So Tanuki bringing the concept of an economy kind of ruins it. Reminds Anons of the yoke around their neck IRL. The eternal, persistent drag of money to stay alive. The slavery imposed on them by their betters. Half the appeal of monstergirls is trading away that slavery to a financial system and going on a lovely adventure.

>> No.15018571

What if she teases you about it?

>> No.15018573

Sort of this. If anything tanukis are the embodiment of the system KC made this setting to escape from: greedy rich guys who control your life and leave you powerless.

>> No.15018578

I might cry and need reassurance that she won't bite me

>> No.15018580

getting awfully communistic in here

>> No.15018582

Not even a nibble?

>> No.15018583

Projecting their insecurities is one thing, but trying to pass them off as canon itself like >>15018550 just pushes into the obnoxious and irritating, to be honest.

>> No.15018584

They do at least come with a happy ending in the KC style though. There's still light at the end of the tunnel even there.

>> No.15018586

I don't wanna die

>> No.15018589

It actually says they put men into debt so they can marry them. I think you're doing this on purpose now, so I'm done with you.

>> No.15018590


>69 scene with based faggotcat

You truly are an evil man.

>> No.15018592

>Just saw the part in Danganronpa with Sakura's death
>See this
>Get sad

>> No.15018595

But you're just so cute when you're nervous

>> No.15018598
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Remove Coin Raccoon.

>> No.15018599

Is there any reason I should try sifting through the last thread?

>> No.15018602

those fangs would take a chunk out of me

>> No.15018606

Did you ever get around to reading everything?
Was there anyone who sucked so badly you couldn't finish a story? You don't need to name names if you don't want to.

>> No.15018608


You're obviously projecting the whole "evil and corrupt and make men come crawling part," by taking the thing out of the KC context and using a real-world one.

Or do you also believe the Lirzardman profile suggests they skewer and cut apart human males who don't win during duels? Or that Dragons literally kept human males sealed in a vault? C'mon, use your brain and stop projecting your insecurities. Look at the context.

>> No.15018609

To get 100% completion.

>> No.15018610
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Kitsune-bi got some art.

>> No.15018611

>money obsessed monster
Yeah, no thanks.

>> No.15018612

Some new barb stuff, but some of it got posted here.. April fools updates.

>> No.15018614

Looks like a zombie.

>> No.15018616

So you won't miss the link hidden in post code that tells you how to get to the real KC land and meet your waifu.

>> No.15018618

she looks a little dazed, maybe she should sit down for a moment

>> No.15018621

Awwww, she's going to get a headpat.

>> No.15018622
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Writefag snake a best.

>> No.15018623

>the link
Too convenient to be believable, it's never that easy. Me though, I'm all set for 2017.

>> No.15018625
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Probably not.

She does respect your vidya time though. So long as it's a pegi 13 rating.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Take this cow that may or may not be part of Chaos.

>> No.15018626

I've read just about everything. And yes. There were a few that I couldn't finish. But those were mostly on TFT

Overall, I enjoyed most of them. Some of them are a little longwinded, and others just can't keep my attention. The only reason I have such a strong opinion on YBA's and Peterdnzl's Spider and the Fly Is because they actually caused me to have that burning feeling of my stomach of anger. They were the only ones to do that.

>> No.15018629

She'll just scrape the skin.

>> No.15018632

I saw that manticore one.

Why do you play with my heart like this.

Any chance the spadetail story had something posted?

>> No.15018633


Cannot unsee.

>> No.15018638

Don't stare into her eyes.Don't stare into her eyes. Don't stare into her eyes.

>> No.15018639

I like my blood on the inside

>> No.15018640

There's also the lizardman one and best harpy one posted here.

>> No.15018642

>So long as it's a pegi 13 rating.
Oh fuck that.

>> No.15018644

Well, no surprise there. I still think you're insane for reading everything in the first place.

>> No.15018645


>> No.15018646

So, how 'bout those panties?

It shouldn't even matter Anon, if you aren't already rock hard in that situation you can't call yourself a man.

>> No.15018648

I like vampires but I could never do the whole blood giving thing because I already have a fear of needles so her fangs would be even worse

>> No.15018649

>I still think you're insane for reading everything in the first place
Not him, but I've done the same. Reading briefly fills the hole.

>> No.15018657

It was just kind of a pilgrimage after awhile. I was like "Well, I've read like half this shit, might as well finish it up!" then that one guy came in and posted about the guy who talked about various writefags, which introduced me to ManyTailedHydra or something. The horror erotica guy, right? And that kind of put me into the TFT site, so I was obliged to read there.

It was quite the whimsical place, really.

>> No.15018661

Just imagine that they actually make you feel good as they drink from you because magic.

>> No.15018672

still just seems so unnerving maybe I should stick with less bitey monsters

>> No.15018675

I have something similar.
I love the undead more than all the others, but the idea of eternity horrifies me so I could never marry one. I'm surprised no-one has tried writing something about this before, it's such an interesting and conflicting feeling.

>> No.15018676

Is that guy who makes maids for different anons still around?

>> No.15018677

This brings us to an interesting topic: which monsters would give the best love bites?

I feel like it'd have to be a mouse or a canine of some sort.

>> No.15018679

Don't you want to have your waifu to say you're delicious?

>> No.15018682


>> No.15018684

Only in a metaphorical manner.

>> No.15018685

I want to see the look of utter confusion on a wild monster girl when I show her affection!

>> No.15018686

>the guy who talked about various writefags
You mean the writefag list on the wiki? I actually like that, ever since he put my stuff on there I've been getting more views than ever. It's nice to know people are reading my stuff.

>> No.15018689

She's just full of burning passion.
And you're getting roughly loved and tenderly held after.

>> No.15018690

At least you can catch up on your backlog.

>> No.15018691

Yeah, that guy. Has he updated at all? Could I get a link?

>> No.15018694
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Disgruntled faeries

>> No.15018695

Drunk monster girls are best. Prove me wrong.

>> No.15018699

Never trust the fae.

>> No.15018700

He died choking on a dust bunny.

>> No.15018705

Drunk, horny horsepussy hitting on you in the bar.

>> No.15018708

What an ironic turn of events.

>> No.15018711

Drunken onaholes

>> No.15018717
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Gargoyle needs you to fix her up, what do?

I do find the ELMG version of petrification interesting. Girls like catolepas minotaurs, cockatrices and medusas can actually petrify anything they see, but the effect isn't permanent and only lasts at most half an hour, and the petrification ability can be significantly reduced by wearing glasses, which Tolepas and Media wear often so they can live normally without accidentally petrifying everything in sight.

Are there any other monster (girls) you can think of that can petrify objects?

>> No.15018719


Here. He has some very odd ideas on what makes a good story/writefag.

>> No.15018729

I just wanna be the landlord for a monstergirl apartment complex

>> No.15018736

If what I thought was an Inari called me "delicious", I would strive to put as many continents as possible between us.

Oh yes. It would certainly be something to see a haughty girl blurt out that she loves me after having one too many drinks.

>> No.15018741


>Succubus Sister: Submit Silently!
That one was pretty good.

>> No.15018742

Go out and get some concrete mix to seal up her cracks, which I'll do during the day and with great precision so she looks just as beautiful as before. Then when she wakes up and see me fixing and cleaning her, she can as ask me out on a date and come back to my house to cuddle all night long.

>> No.15018743

I wonder which monster would make the best rival

>> No.15018754

Salamander. She is the player 2 colour scheme.

>> No.15018756
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Well anon, one of the girls of your class invited you to a sleepover with her friends. Apparently, there were other girls interested in you as well, because as soon as she gave you the invitation, the rest quickly did the same.

Now, you have to choose what invitation you will accept, and be careful, because you don't know how are the friends of any of your classmates.

Or you could always accept the secret invitation.

Complete image in 15 min.

>> No.15018759

>The muffled sounds of bedposts slamming against walls and grunting/moaning
>the girls offering sex/flashing you if they're late with the rent
>the single girls trying to marry you
>constant callouts to inspect their showers/bedrooms for some reason

It would either be fun or awful. You'd probably see a lot of tits though.

>> No.15018762


>> No.15018763

God forgive me, but I'll take the alp.

>> No.15018767

First, I open my garage and get my caulk. I then apply it as needed.
Then, I open my pants and get my cock. I then apply it as needed.

>> No.15018769

Good thing ELMG gargoyles can avoid being petrified in the daytime as long as they avoid contact with sunlight. If they did, then they have to wait till night to return back to normal.

>> No.15018773


shes getting headpated all night

>> No.15018776


>> No.15018777

I'll pick Alp

>> No.15018778

Well, that jubjub looks cute, but-
I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

>> No.15018779

Kobold. The objectively correct choice.

>> No.15018781

As long as the rent is paid on time I'm okay with it and I better not find and pets that haven't been approved

>> No.15018784

Oh that makes things way easier, all she has to do i let it dry then we can spend the rest of the day cuddling one another and learning about each other, depends on how much she like my fixing of her cracks?

>> No.15018786

Going with the Kobold, of course! I'll be hard for me to keep my hands off of her, though.

>> No.15018787


>> No.15018789


I don't understand, are there actually any other options?

>> No.15018790

Then she better be prepared to get showed up

>> No.15018792

Always mystery box.

>> No.15018793


>> No.15018796

I'll pick the secret one.

I know the kobold is going to bring her Siths friends

>> No.15018799

Yes, they're called the correct answers.

>> No.15018801

It probably won't end well for shy, scared me, but I'll go with the secret invitation.

>> No.15018802

Gotta pay the toll when you meet the troll, gotta make the pun when you meet Charon.

>> No.15018805



>> No.15018806

I'll go with the Troll

>> No.15018807


>> No.15018808

You can really tell what monstergirls each writefag likes the most on this. Some girls have multiple stories by the same writer.

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>Bob, Bollocks, Aftyn, Sukiru Ikeda on the fucking authors list

>> No.15018826

Kobold or Troll

I have a feeling the Alp's going to be a very awkward night for the both of us
And the JubJub will end exactly how you'd think it would

Wait a ticket, I've got an idea! A compromise! Let's just all have a sleepover at my house!
Then, no one gets left out!

>> No.15018828


>> No.15018829

So these threads introduced me to Powerwolf, ever since I started listening to them and posting on these threads I've been feeling more religious and more drawn to the Catholic Church. Are MG's making me Catholic?

>> No.15018832


One way or t'other, I'm making sure the alp knows why she alped.

>> No.15018833

I mean, I guess. Some of the reading materials I've read say that succubi are in fact Christian.

>> No.15018834

Wait a second. Play the albums backwards and at about 1/4 speed. This might be the work of a dark priest.

>> No.15018845

But wouldn't a Dark Priest try to indoctrinate a Baptist denomination?

>> No.15018850

C'mon now, in magic land even being in a Tanuki's debt feels good.
Doesn't make it less squick.

>> No.15018852

They'd be crafty little devils, there's no reason to believe they'd necessarily go for a straight conversion. Ultimately they don't want you in any actual Christian religion anyway.

>> No.15018857 [SPOILER] 
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The last invitation came from your Demon teacher, she invited you to her apartment to help you study, or that's what she said at least. Oh, she also called some other teachers as well.

Have fun.

>> No.15018860

Drunk Ryu?

>> No.15018867

Fuck, should've gone with the mystery box for them nee-sans. I rolled troll and didn't do bad though I'm surprised there aren't more plant types.

>> No.15018868


I see dirty thunderstorm ingredients. Honestly, I love all of those, hope the alp is stage 3 tho at least.

>> No.15018869

>Triple hellhound smugness

Dodged a bullet there.

>> No.15018871

>Troll has to be supported by three far superior MGs to even be considered a good choice


>> No.15018876

>Picked Kobold
>Three HellHound friends
I was kinda hoping that some amount of sleeping would happen, but oh well.
Hopefully she gets the introductions out of the way before the orgy commences.
I'm still snuggling with the Kobold if we do end up sleeping, though.

>> No.15018878

>Breasticle heaven

I know some hot girls
and their boobs are big and bouncy.
They go 'boing' 'boing' 'boing'
and I feel it in my naughty bits...

>> No.15018879

>Demon teacher
I need an adult

>> No.15018880
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>all those hellhounds
>that one kobold
>first thought that came to mind was that the kobold was the alpha and this was her plan all along

>> No.15018883

You know, it occurs to me that a kejourou and pretty much any succubus type could so some horrifyingly lewd things to a man. The best part is with hair bondage the kejourou wouldn't even be left out when she's in the back.

>> No.15018885

Well, the objectively correct kobold choice reveals three more objectively lovely hellhounds.

Remove my dick limiters, Doktor.

>> No.15018886


I don't quite care for them, but I'll fuck it just to spite gazerfag here.

>> No.15018887

>Decided to have a sleepover at my house as a compromise
So, wait, does that mean they invite there sisters?
Because things might get a bit crowded
And sleeping on the floor might turn into a pile

>> No.15018890

>no Kitsune will drunkenly molest you in an alleyway

>> No.15018891

Well, only two questions then, is my demon teacher nice and what are the Kejourou and Titania like because this could either be great or scary for me?

>> No.15018895

Be glad the robot devil isn't around.

>> No.15018896

You act like Gazerfag pissed in your cheerios or something.
Also, Gazers are a species not a single individual.

>> No.15018901
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Drunk monster girls are cute and cuddly. I want a soft drunk CC monster girl to molest me and then fall asleep suddenly in the middle, pinning me down on the couch!

>> No.15018904
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>New Medusa stuff
The penis in my heart is erect, as is the one in my pants

>> No.15018905

>Troll, Raiju, Basilisk and Tentacle
I'm gonna die a happy man

>> No.15018907

Yeah, I was trying to go for funny, but the more I read it, the more spiteful it sounds.

Truly sorry :^(

>> No.15018908

>Not only literally gays in denial
>And not only completely obnoxious and unwelcome in these threads
>But also petty and spiteful on top of that

Literally worse than furries.

>> No.15018912

Get Troll.
Put Troll in bag.


>> No.15018918

You did literally say 'just to spite gazerfag'.

>> No.15018921

True still my questions stand and if I know more, I'll be more likely to enjoy my teachers. What can I expect to happen and do I get to decide what I do while sleeping over with them?

>> No.15018926
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>no drunken CC Kitsune will molest you and drop the bombshell that she foresaw your birth several centuries prior
>she will never pass out afterwards and leave you in a state of total confusion

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Schnell! Go get zem!

>> No.15018932

I hope those techers help me learn lots and lots.

>> No.15018934

Demon is a soft dom and very lewd. Kejourou is vanilla as fuck and will try to convince you to brush her hair all the time.

Titania doesn't even know of the other two true intentions, she thinks you're all there just to play games.

>> No.15018937


>> No.15018940

Just give me a wurm already, life.

>> No.15018943

How does a drunken fox even make a revelation like that believable? I skeptically wait for more.

I sincerely hope the kejourou is into light (hair) bondage. I headcanon they all are.

>> No.15018948

Drunks of the long-living variety are mysterious folks.

>> No.15018949

Not him, but this thread is suddenly very fond of this word for some reason.

>> No.15018956


One might even say obnoxiously so.

>> No.15018960

>ctrl+f obnoxious
>only 4 results

>> No.15018962

That sounds fun actually, I'll start by having them all play a game of truth and dare with me, this is then followed by headpatting the Titania, a round of sex with the, and then ending t with a calm passionate brush session with the Kejourou. Then we can all come together in an amazing warm and cozy cuddle pile and fall asleep, cute goofy smiles on all my teacher's faces. Then in the morning I can make all of them blush and be flustered by me kissing them awake and telling them I made breakfast for all of us.

>> No.15018970

>Going onto TFT willingly

>> No.15018976

Hey now. It was for science.

>> No.15018979

What makes them better than Kitsune? Tanuki seem like knock-off mg.

>> No.15018989

Smaller, softer on average, and frequently richer.

>> No.15018990

So what happens if I turned them all down?

>> No.15018992

You instantaneously alp.

>> No.15018994

That's a con

>softer on average
Not if I double my Kitsune's fried tofu treats

>frequently richer
But she's a (((tanuki)))

>> No.15018996

Yes, that's the stuff.
A CC lamia initially being clammed-up, then having a quite a bit to drink and getting touchy-feely would be nice.

>> No.15019001

>He has some very odd ideas on what makes a good story/writefag.
The dude has some kinda omnitaste.

>> No.15019003

Nothing wrong with that.
Tiny, tubby tanukis are lovely girls.

>> No.15019006

At least she's got another alp to be alp buddies with.

>> No.15019007

>not liking MG to be big, for you
And why settle for one tail when you could have many?

>> No.15019008
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I want to say mean things about monstergirls!
I want to make them cry!
I want to abducted by the Yeti Secret Police!

>> No.15019013

I'm going for quality (One big tail) over quantity (many smaller ones)

>> No.15019016

>Touchy feely lamia would want to coil around you
>A touchy feely lamia WOULD coil around you
>When she passes out you'd have an excuse for not being able to get away unlike if she'd just fallen on top of you
>You would then become a humanboy daki for the night
Yes please. I think the only problem would be finding enough booze to get something with the mass of a lamia wasted.

>> No.15019019


Man, I just want a pleasantly thicc tanuki waifu to cuddlefuck on cold winter nights, and everyone else is arguing about the evils of capitalism and shit.

>> No.15019022

She is the innocent MG that talks to the paladins when the crew gets too much attention for their shenanigans.

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>> No.15019025

>evils of capitalism
>yeti secret police
I'm scared, anons.

>> No.15019028
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Not that Tanuki tails aren't amazing, but are you implying that a kitsune wouldn't pamper her tails almost religiously?

Now I need art of a fox tending to her tails like this.

>> No.15019030

Yeah, they'd be quite nice.

That and they are the perfect height for head patting, that and they'd probably be the perfect shortstacks.

>> No.15019032

No cheating fag.

>> No.15019033

I'm waiting on life to provide a way to get a loli anubis. It's still holding out on me.

>> No.15019034


>> No.15019039
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I want pictures of daughterus! Daughterus being silly!

>> No.15019042

Do not dick the daughterus

>> No.15019044

I'm sure that if you visit a bar on a major holiday that involves family or loved ones, you'll probably find the lonely lamia CCs downing grain alcohol to get wasted, among other MGs with similar masses.

>> No.15019046

Hey, doppelganger dude. Has that acorn turned into an oak yet? Still waiting patiently.

>> No.15019047 [SPOILER] 
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What's that, anon? Dick the daughteru until she has your grand-daughteru?

>> No.15019048
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Why not both?

Legendary Mofu Mountain

>> No.15019055

The kitnuki?
That's some dangerous mofu there.

>> No.15019056

You sick bastard.

>> No.15019058


Everyone knows Kikimoras have the softest tails.

Think about it. What were pillows stuffed with for centuries? Fox pelts? No. Raccoon furs? No. Feathers! Hence a feather-based tail must be the softest of them all.

>> No.15019059

If I wanted to read shitty stories I'd just drink some whiskey before doing it. Even my liver has a limit.

>> No.15019061

Finally, a man stepping up against degeneracy.

>> No.15019062

Kikimoras have tails?

>> No.15019064

But feather pillows are shit. SHIT!

>> No.15019067

What would her mother think of it? You shouldn't do that!

>> No.15019068

Someone has to go out and bring back findings for the thread. And I must say, you are all not missing much.

>> No.15019072

They're organic feather dusters attached in the place a tail would go.

>> No.15019074

But it was her mother's idea in the first place

>> No.15019076
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It's a Dark Elf. Pretty sure she would approve.

Besides, what better way for a daughter to show her love for her father than to impale herself on his cock, bouncing up and down until her stomach is swollen with his seed?

>> No.15019077

What if her mother encourages it? I mean, if both mother and daughter want you to dick the daughteru it's kind of hard to refuse.

>> No.15019078

Then you lack resolve, and your wife has your balls in her purse.

>> No.15019081

>He thinks he doesn't want to dick his daughteru, and is being forced to do so by his wife
>He thinks doing what his entire family wants is a sign of weakness, and not a great parent.

>> No.15019084

No, she has my balls in her mouth.

>> No.15019087

That's just Ran-sama, Anon. She's a kitsune, because no tanuki could ever have tails as perfect, and she's not dangerous at all. She's the kindest fox lady in the world.

>> No.15019088
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Post a monstergirl race's theme song. I'll open with a shitty example that's just silly enough to start us off:

>> No.15019092

Incest is never the correct way to go. You'll have inbred hick looking babies!

>> No.15019098

In your head canon, not in KC canon.

>> No.15019099

>not posting some kind of tavern song
You're yanking my chain pham.

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>> No.15019104

I'm gonna dick you if you keep up that tone anon.

>> No.15019105

I couldn't think of anything about taverns AND lesbians, so I just went with a thing about lesbians. You're welcome to show me up, senpai.

>> No.15019107

You're going to lose your dick if you keep up that line of thought, Alp.

>> No.15019108

Don't you mean

>> No.15019111

Incest is fine, but only if it's with your older sister.

>> No.15019116

>dicking a male for pleasure.

No anon. Not this time. This time its to show dominance

>> No.15019117

>Ordures will never draw an MGE Wight with the softness of his Elves

>> No.15019118

but onee-san incest is wrong

>> No.15019120

But it's oh so right

>> No.15019123

Well no shit? Any site with people like Ikeda, Ovaries, Robert The Terrible, etc is only worth going on to if TB and LDR post there instead of here in the latter's case.

>> No.15019125
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>> No.15019126 [SPOILER] 
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He just needs to do more lewd. I look through all the sites and the only stuff beyond occasional topless lolis the only lewd he does is of the blinded human

>> No.15019127
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If showing how much I love my onee-sans physically is wrong, then I don't want to be right!

>> No.15019129
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Yeah sure why not.


>> No.15019131


>> No.15019140


>> No.15019142

Hey /mgt/, would watersports be okay if the pee-er took a potion that turned their pee into something nice and not icky?

>> No.15019143

Dicking the daughteru is incorrect.

The correct thing to do is to sneak a lolification potion into your waifu's food and pounce on her when she's de-aged, trying to escape from clothes several sizes too big for her.
Then you can either tease her to heaven and back, or pretend she's your daughter. Either for roleplay or even to freak out other people when you and her, in her childish body, kiss and make out in public.

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>> No.15019146

You're in denial, Anonymous.

>> No.15019149

Get that shit out of here.

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>> No.15019152

Fuck no.
Not that one.

>> No.15019154
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> no tanuki could ever have tails as perfect
You don' think it be that way, but it do.

>> No.15019158
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Are you sure?

>> No.15019159

Monstergirls already pee sugarwater anyway, so this is a useless question.

>> No.15019161
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I would. Just not that one.

>> No.15019162
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In a mofu fight everyone wins.

>> No.15019165

I just wanna have a succubus best friend without benefits

>> No.15019166

Pretty sure.

>> No.15019168

Fuck off.

>> No.15019171


A tail like that could break a lot of yellow blocks.

>> No.15019179

What about the sad lonely kaiju girls who have depressing back stories and just want to find love. Because not only do mech girls deserve love but kaiju girls deserve a chance at love too, a chance I'll happily give them to be free of the depressing past and remove their loneliness.

>> No.15019186
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>I want to be just friends with a being whose sloe reason for existing is to happily drain my balls if I were to even imply I was offering
What's the point?

>> No.15019188
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Way better Satyros/tavern wench song.


>> No.15019189

Playing video games together

>> No.15019191

Like a regular human girl, but with fewer hangups and mindgames.
And if she liked you, it'd be obvious. If she got a husband, it would defuse all tension and you could stay her friend.
Assuming KC-tier loyalty, of course.

>> No.15019194
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They're just misunderstood!

>> No.15019196

>Having a cuck for a waifu

>> No.15019197

>Implying even KC-tier loyalty could withstand the behemoth of malice and resentment that is local multiplayer gaming.

>> No.15019198

I want to wife that fox and do marriage things with her.

>> No.15019201 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.15019203

playing Mario party with a bunch of monsters

>> No.15019206

>Play handhelds
>She sucks your dick while watching her screen
>Play consoles
>She sits in your lap and rides you as you play
Well, I guess if you're one of those 'PC Only' people you could pull it off.

>> No.15019207

would she make her own costume to entice you

>> No.15019209

This has been explored already. Assuming none of the girls already has a mate, it ends in an orgy of intense hate-fucking.

>> No.15019213 [DELETED] 


*gasp* Y-you don't mean filing tax returns jointly and picking out towels for the shared bathroom?

>> No.15019214

so a Tomboy Succubi that doesn't try to pretty herself up and just wants to live the neet life playing video games with you?
Just make it a rule whoever snaps first loses

>> No.15019216

Wife the Frau. Do it now!

>> No.15019218 [DELETED] 


>> No.15019227

Correct, for under all that strength and anger, lies a girl who's lonely and sad, just wishing to find companionship and love. For love and happiness can make her into a calm and happy girl, one who makes the pain and sorrow go away. I'd love to ask out Godzilla-chan and make her the happiest girl in the world who's pain and sorrow goes away when I hug her.

>> No.15019228

>Whoever snaps first loses
>They're all to competitive to give in
>Set the game to 50 turns
And that's how Anon woke up in the hospital with a shattered pelvis, cracked ribs, and hickies everywhere

>> No.15019229

She looks hot

>> No.15019230
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See, why can't the rest of you anonymous niggas be like this one and have your priorities straight.

>> No.15019231 [DELETED] 

You blow in from the Wiki, bub? Cut that shit out.

>> No.15019234

Still you should see the other three players, they didn't fare so well themselves god help player two after she stole a star

>> No.15019242 [DELETED] 


I'm sorry, didn't mean to harsh everyone's mellow. Figured a gasp for dramatic effect was excusable, but apparently not.

>> No.15019248

Any decent yandere MG stories?

>> No.15019249

Well of course, the love she hopes to find one day is one that burns hotter than nuclear fire. Plus she loves to cuddle when it's winter out, so she can keep her lover cozy warm and close to her heart, hugging him tight to her.

>> No.15019250 [DELETED] 

You're missing the point. It's when you type like you're from DeviantArt or Gaia Online that people are going to call you out. Rightfully so.

>> No.15019277

>Cuddles in winter
>Inner fire keeps you warm
>Listen to her heart when you're that close
This is why Dragons and all other fire-breathers are top tier

Yes, I know that's Godzilla. I posted the damn image. My point still stands.

>> No.15019279 [DELETED] 


>> No.15019289 [DELETED] 


Well, it's not like I'm doing shit like *teleports behind you and unsheathes katana*, or worse yet, *nuzzles you*. It was a fucking gasp intended to sell the mock horror ostensibly expressed towards a "lewd" spoiler which turned out to be utterly mundane. An old joke which I apparently ruined via my choice of syntax. For that, I'm sorry.

>> No.15019293
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>> No.15019304 [DELETED] 

Some people just get triggered over autistic things anon. Don't let it get to you. Unless you like Alps or Skub.

>> No.15019309

That video thumbnail was so confusing. Song fits pretty well.

>> No.15019311

So what, if a creature can keep you warm with inner heat it works out anyway. Plus, Kaiju monster girls are my favorite kind and helped get me into monster girls in the first place. I would love to snuggle up to Godzilla-chan and rest my head to her strong but sweet heart that keeps me warm, so I can see the long awaited smile of her finally find a lover to end the depression and loneliness she's keep inside of her. Kaiju girls are just great and have great potential for healing love stories.

>> No.15019313 [DELETED] 

>He doesn't like skub using alps
How is that shit taste treating you

>> No.15019315 [DELETED] 

In all fairness, who doesn't like a little alps every now and then?

>> No.15019321 [DELETED] 

I bet you defend RP as well.

>> No.15019328

I can't deny your trips, but your logic escapes me.

>> No.15019330 [DELETED] 

>He's telling a guy how to not type like a retard

Don't be a child. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>> No.15019331 [DELETED] 

All worth it to see autists like you get triggered over inconsequential things.

>> No.15019332

>Yeti Secret Police
But they're scary!

>> No.15019334 [DELETED] 

Well aren't you special.

>> No.15019337

What's confusing? Older Sisters are perfect and deserve to have their otoutos to themselves.

>> No.15019340

I bet that tail isn't even real, she probably bought it with shekels she swindles from innocent paladins!

>> No.15019341
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shitty simple coloring

i've never done this before

it was kind of nice

>> No.15019342

This man speaks the truth.

>> No.15019345 [DELETED] 

>This grade of cartoonish caricature and overreaction.

Certainly verifies you're just correcting him with a cool head for the greater good, and not because your autism is triggered.

>> No.15019347

Kekked hard.

>> No.15019349
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Their ears must be teased and nibbled. I mean just look at them, they're totally asking for it.

>> No.15019350

Protip: For crude shading with minimal effort, use black and white brushes with partial transparency. Much faster and easier than manually picking darker and lighter shades of each colour used.

>> No.15019356
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>Human ears with monster ears
Why are you posting this?

>> No.15019361

Why are you posting RWBY fanart? Naruto fanart is so much cooler.

>> No.15019362

Thank you anon

I plan to read some guides and experiment with tools and stuff next time, but this time i just wanted to go in blind for fun

>> No.15019366 [DELETED] 

The line of cartoonish stupidity was already crossed with the dumb *triggered* remark.
The only point to take from this is that RP shit like that doesn't go here. Who cares if you feel high and mighty because you triggered my autism?
The answer is: only you.

>> No.15019367

Just thought it looked nice, I like posting the older stuff from my folder. And its not like she can hear out of the giant fluffballs on her head anyhow.

>> No.15019371
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Little doggy meidous for leisure and sport

>> No.15019372

But imoutos are not allowed to do the same? What becomes of the unloved onii-chans then?

>> No.15019374 [DELETED] 

>I don't care, but I'll totally keep this comment chain going to just prove how much I don't care. Did I mentioned I don't care? Yeah, totally.

>> No.15019375

I would take a shoggoth maid in a heartbeat. They sexy in the exotic way.

>> No.15019376

Ditch the outfit, keep the boots.

>> No.15019381 [DELETED] 

And yet you replied back too.

>> No.15019387

Younger sisters are losers. Older Sisters are nice and sweet, and loving. And big. They'll take care of you.

Imoutos please go.

>> No.15019391 [DELETED] 

He's right though. Being a faggot and pretending to be retarded is "lel I troll u" tier. Especially defending fucking *action* of all things. Though I don't know what else could be expected of somebody who uses triggered and autist like you do.

>> No.15019392

The imoutou is just going to have to act like an Onee-san! Imoutonee-sans!

>> No.15019397

Why not share

>> No.15019399

I only have one Onee-san, and monogamy is the best.

>> No.15019401

Will you at least let her keep her underwear on while she works? Making your maid work in the nude is just degrading. Feel free to make them wear even skimpier lingerie than what they already have, but don't make them work naked.

>> No.15019402

Has science gone too far?

>> No.15019404 [DELETED] 

Uhh, anon? I think you were the one that said he didn't care. That other anon said he enjoyed it. Unless you replied to the wrong post.

>> No.15019406
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>not liking imoutos
Some criminally shit taste you got there.

>> No.15019411

I bet they hate daughterus, too.

>> No.15019412

Incest is wrong so don't do it and just force them to find a boyfriend and get a jobe

>> No.15019413

>Hey, Anon! Wait up a sec!
>Hi, uhh I just wanted to talk to you for a sec, that is if it's alright with you. Just a normal conversation between Human and Spider, you know.
>Oh! Oh by the way, I picked you this flower. I know it may not seem like much but uhh yeah just consider it a... peace treaty if you will. I-- I understand if I come off as a bit intimidating you know, what with the fangs and the legs and all that which I know you may not be so cool with that, but yeah I just thought the flower would be a good way to break the ice if you will. Hahahaha.
>So anyways, I've been seeing you around town for quite some time now, and uh you looked like a pretty cool guy so I just thought I'd maybe try and oh I don't know, get to know you a little better. I mean if it's not too much trouble that is.
>I'd understand if you didn't want to hang out with me, being a spider and all, which is alright. TOTALLY cool by me, but I just wanted to ask you if maybe... we could just chill out together and... be friends?

>> No.15019418

Yeah, sure. You like League of Legends?

>> No.15019419
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>Get a jobe

Better make sure it's a two-seater!

>> No.15019420

>And big.
Well I cannot doubt this, superiority has been claimed. Gas the imoutos, sibling war now.

>> No.15019422

This is the perfect opportunity to get over my arachnophobia

>> No.15019423

No! I want to indulge my older sister and let her be a NEET!

>> No.15019427

Shit my cunning beach episode plot is ruined
She needs to get out and spread her wings of independence

>> No.15019429

I want a non-sexual relationship with a monster girl. We'll hang out and do friend stuff and talk about things!
I just want a friend.

>> No.15019433

Need a cute mg with musclebutt

>> No.15019436

... So a guy?

What's the point of a girl without softness?

>> No.15019437
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Can I have an Oni imouto who is still bigger than me? That idea is both cute and hot to me.

>> No.15019438
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>> No.15019440

Well sure we can hang out, Plus you asked me nicely and seem to be genuinely interested in getting to know me, which re good ways to get to my good side so yeah let's hang out. What do you like to do and what are you like, do you play video games, swim, or watch anime?

>> No.15019441

I'd like a lizard friend

>> No.15019442


>> No.15019444

No. Oni are Japanese. Whose concept of "giant" is "slightly short" by Anglo-American standards.

>> No.15019445

She's going to demand headpats, you're aware, lots of them. She's going to often try to sleep in your bed, with you, and you know that whenever it starts storming, she's going to run into your room and need you to hug her and calm her down.
Do you think you can manage that with a girl that is taller, thicker, and stronger then you?

>> No.15019450

>She needs to get out and spread her wings of independence
No! I'm gonna love and cuddle my soft NEET Onee-san and love her!

>> No.15019452

>tfw no strong group of monster girl fembros for you to be a part of

>> No.15019453
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Remember to spoil your imouto even when she's not a loli anymore.

>> No.15019455


You cant prove me wrong.

>> No.15019456

Damned if I won't try.
>Comforting your big strong Oni imouto in a thunderstorm
>She's using you like a security plushie
My heart would die beofre I even got to do anything lewd with her.

>> No.15019458

Interestingly, people who don't have an imouto wish they have an imouto.

When people do have imoutos, they wish they don't have imoutos. I am of the latter.

>> No.15019460

I dunno, I'd enjoy a MG imotou.

>> No.15019461

>Imouto is in high school
>Still dote on her like she's 10
>She blushes and gets defensive in public
>But at home she practically begs for your attention

>> No.15019464

If you love something then you will set it free

>> No.15019468

That's because you faggots mix 3DPD and 2D

>> No.15019471

But I don't want to abandon her. And I wouldn't want someone to abandon me. I don't want to be alone, and I don't want her to be alone.

>> No.15019478
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Men who want to care for others make superior parents, as opposed to those wanting to be coddled.

Thus imouto-lovers make superior parents and will outbreed onee-san lovers through natural selection.

>> No.15019479

What if I don't have one, not all of us are lucky to have one or even an Onee-san?

>> No.15019480

I kinda would want a tsundere elf but then again maybe that would suck

>> No.15019481
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Actually, I can.

>> No.15019483

depends on how far she's willing to go for a shitty joke if shes willing to spend dosh, time and effort to make me giggle then i need to step up my game

>> No.15019486

I'd like a tsundere elf whose the old, just doesn't want to admit her feelings kind.

Having a huge rear would certainly help as well.

>> No.15019488

>She just tapes pop tarts to her tits

>> No.15019489

Go to the Sabbath or the Onee-sabbath and ask for one

>> No.15019491

Except that my irl imouto is hot and popular with men.

Too bad she's also a fucking normie and we get into conflicts often.

>> No.15019495

They're flat and small though. How can you not like busty taller women?

>> No.15019496

I want to deny a haughty elf rape

>> No.15019498
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>Imoutos are parasites that leech off you and are incapable of independent thought, selfishly clamoring for you to go out of your way to make her happy with little regard for you
>Onee-san's are not only capable but desire nothing more than to see you happy, know exactly what you like and spoil you from time-to-time, will always put your happiness above her own

>> No.15019500

>eat them off with gusto

>> No.15019501
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Cutest Succubus.

>> No.15019502

Problem with your image: Lilith is inferior to Morrigan in every conceivable way.

>> No.15019504

>implying imoutos can't grow up

>> No.15019507

Can't we just say they're both good and leave it there?

>> No.15019510

She's still 3DPD

>> No.15019512

Well there's the problem, I not really a fan of lolis and even if they have tits it doesn't change the fact that sexual relationships would be impossible for me. Are you sure there is no other alternative way that doesn't involve children or lolis otherwise I'l just have to look for a cute Onee-san.

>> No.15019514

No. One is clearly better than the other.

>> No.15019516

I need more tavern wench Monster Girls.

>> No.15019517
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Sabbath don't age.

>> No.15019518

I also said onee-sabbath.

>> No.15019529
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Watch out!

>> No.15019530

So avoid the Sabbath?

>> No.15019532

True, then I'll take a CC mantis to be my Onee-san and dote on her with head pats and cuddles, as she gains just the slightest of blushes. I an even play with her antennae and massage her soft yet strong body, and even getting t see the slightest hint of a smile cross her face.

>> No.15019533

I don't mind Spider Girls, so long as they don't have those organic or really hairy legs, that's the kind of thing that freaked me out. The chitinous ones don't though.

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Just fuck both goddamnit.

>> No.15019537

Shouldn't she be the one giving you headpats and making you blush?

>> No.15019538

And then she eats your head?

>> No.15019540

Jesus fuck

Those thighs are still delicious

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>> No.15019548

Yes, but I just want to explain what I'd do to surprise her every once in a while. She still the one who cuddles, headpats, and massages just want to throw that out their. She's probably a bit protective of me and quite a cuddle bug, wonder how she became a Christmas Cake in the first place is it because she's a bit intimidating to others?
No, that's also not entirely true so long as the male brings the female a nutritious enough meal for her eggs, the male keeps his head and lives.

>> No.15019551

Well, obviously that's the correct answer, but if you have to pick one you go with Morrigan.

>> No.15019568

Considering their endings in Vampire Savior, you'd be fucking both of them anyway.

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>> No.15019579
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Fruit, Vampire, or Dire Werebat?

>> No.15019585

Fruit Bats are the biggest and the fluffiest, so I want them.

>> No.15019589

I'm not even sure what dire means anymore. People just stick it on the front of every possible MG. Might as well just mean "big"

>> No.15019590

Did they re-fuse? I though Morrigan let Lilith stay as a separate person?

>> No.15019591

Flying Fox.

It's like bats with puppy-dog eyes.

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>> No.15019593

This. I want a big, fluffy bat girl with fox ears to feed mangoes to and carry around like a fluffy backpack.

>> No.15019602

I want to take a skinny, flat chested succubut and give her regular cumflation sessions until she's able to properly give herself a busty form.

>> No.15019606

Fruit bats are flying foxes ya jellybean.

>> No.15019607

Dire girls stronk.

>> No.15019618

big bat's flat tats

>> No.15019620

For you.