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"Anti-editionfaggotry" edition

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.15047839

Holsts are olev.

>> No.15047840

Liches are olev

>> No.15047841

I can feel it we're getting a new girl this upcoming week

>> No.15047843
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15047843

Romantic mice, Y/N?

>> No.15047844

>>15047834
>"Anti-editionfaggotry" edition

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, you fucking moron.

>> No.15047846

The word "olev" is olev.

>> No.15047847
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15047847

Eldritch horrors are olev.

>> No.15047849

>>15047834
faggot.

>> No.15047850
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15047850

Not-first for sea bishop.

>> No.15047851
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15047851

I want my wife to put on a magic show just for me!

When she asks if "this" is my card and she's wrong I want to lie because I don't want her to feel bad for not being good at magic especially after all the hard work she put into it.

>> No.15047852

>>15047843
YES!

>> No.15047856
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15047856

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RjBePQV4xE

I cannot articulate, to my satisfaction, how much I love you right now, Mono.

>> No.15047858

>>15047851
I want to go to a Monstergirl circus!

>> No.15047859

>>15047843
Yes! Mice Waifu's are for delicious vanilla.

>> No.15047861

>>15047856
Oh hey, Monos back. Haven't seen his stuff in a long time.

>> No.15047864

OP being a dumb cunt aside, let's talk slimegirls.

http://i.4cdn.org/d/1460081744907.webm

I challenge you to show me a better slimegirl gif or webm.

>> No.15047869
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15047869

Drew this a while ago for a D&D game.

>> No.15047870

>>15047841
Updates are bi-weekly now aren't they?

>> No.15047875

>>15047864
They have straight up toddler bodies when she splits, you sick fuck.

>> No.15047876

>>15047856
I cannot seem to comprehend how horrendously lewd public baths would be in a MG city, but i still want to see it.

>> No.15047878

>>15047869
Looks alright.

>> No.15047879

>>15047843
Skaven girls fucking where. Mangy, stinky mice waifus who rape men!

>> No.15047884

>>15047869
Which one is the color of rape?

>> No.15047885

>>15047847
I'd shag her.

>> No.15047890

>>15047856
This is really nice.

>> No.15047893
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15047893

>> No.15047894

>>15047856
I wonder, is Silent_II the fellow that likes Scylla's a fuck-ton?

>> No.15047896

>Come home from work.
>Monster girl wife is cooking dinner
>Don't see Monster girl daughteru
>Walk into kitchen.
>See Daughter clinging to Waifu's tail and being swung around playfully by mum
How does your heart feel?

>> No.15047897
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15047897

I'll try to finish this by today and start working my next piece on MGE's dormouse.

>> No.15047901

>>15047875
It's a singular slimegirl in a chibi style.

If you care so much, write some paragraphs on your tumblr blog about how much of a monster I am.

>> No.15047902

>>15047850
Musclegirl Sea Monk when?

>> No.15047904

>>15047856
>More Scylla art
My dayfe ends on a happt note toady

>> No.15047906
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15047906

>>15047856
P.S: A little something I did with the WIPs.

>> No.15047909

>>15047896
Sad, because that will never happen.

>> No.15047912

>>15047851
I like following these WIPs.

>> No.15047919

>>15047894
Yes, god bless him.

>> No.15047920

>>15047906
>That spooky yandere vibe the basic coloring version gives
Not sure if i needed to know that.

>> No.15047921

>>15047897
Will you do any color alts considering the series that image is based off of?
>working my next piece on MGE's dormouse
That sounds sublime.

>> No.15047922

>>15047906
Woah. I better get to your level.

>> No.15047925

>>15047893
That's a cute fucking bun.

>> No.15047931

>>15047920
That empty-eyes yandere look does give off a nice atmosphere.

>> No.15047932

>>15047921
Maybe, if I feel like doing it.

>> No.15047934
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15047934

>you will never find out that the twink in your class is actually an alp in disguise
>you will never threaten to reveal her secret to the school if she doesn't throw out her boxers/briefs and wear increasingly frilly and lewd socks/underwear that you bought for her underneath her t-shirt and slacks every day
>you will never get bored with the blackmail and "accidentally" pull her pants down, exposing her alphood to the world
>you will never drag her to the locker rooms while her cheeks are still burning with humiliation and take her virginity then and there, her alp pussy incredibly wet in spite of how you treated her

I depress myself sometimes.

>> No.15047936

>>15047919
One can hope for more butt focused stuff in the future then.

>> No.15047938

>>15047920
>>15047931
Seconded, that was spooky.

>>15047894
I would say he has a thing for tentacles, also he is silent.

>> No.15047939

>>15047932
Excellent. Though, since you appear to be from the /a/ Monmusu threads, what is your handle?

>> No.15047947
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15047947

>>15047934
>Unironically liking Alps

>> No.15047948

>>15047934
I am not particularly into maledom myself, but goddamn those Alps are molestable, it's like you can't help but bully the fuck out of them, what kind of magic is this?

>> No.15047951

>>15047939
Yeah, I was from /a/ EMG threads, but I barely post around there anymore. Normally I'm called Mitsuneko, but most people just call me albumfag since I keep updating the in-game CG art of that game.

>> No.15047957

>>15047951
I'm curious, are there any MGE monstergirls that you're fond of?

>> No.15047960

>>15047947
It honestly baffles me that they're still allowed in these threads.

Following the logic people use to condemn yuri, alps should be condemned just the same. If yuri invites in people from /u/, then Alps will invite in TG-fags from /d/, and all the other twink-lovers.

>> No.15047963

>>15047947
>Ironically liking alps
>Ironically fucking an alp
>Ironically marrying an alp
>Ironically holding her tightly and promising never to let her go
>Ironically growing old together and holding each others hand while you see your daughters grow up

>> No.15047969

>TFW no drive to do x, y, or zed in no particular order while fucking pythagoras geometrically for OC

>> No.15047971

>>15047864
how the fuck do I save this? it keeps coming up as an HTML

>> No.15047973

>>15047957
I'm fond of the siren, cockatrice, sphinx and cheshire. Quite recently I'm also fond of the dormouse.

>> No.15047980
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15047980

Warning: This woman is NOT a doctor. She does NOT work at any medical institution in any capacity. If she approaches asking you if you need a physical, flee as quickly as possible.

>> No.15047981

Does anyone have a link to Henshin Emergence 7? It was mentioned last thread apparently, all I got from google is an archived /a/ thread that links to a sadpanda link where it was removed.

>> No.15047982

>>15047971
It's a webm. Save it as a video file. Be aware that QuickTime doesn't support it though, so if you're using an IOS device, you won't even be able to see it.

>> No.15047989

>>15047980
But she's so squishy! I'll just poke her once and then I'll run.

>> No.15047990
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>>15047973
>sphinx
Good taste, they don't much attention in terms of writefaggotry and drawfaggotry.
I kinda want to see one dressed in Kira Yoshikage's Dead Man's Questions attire at some point.

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>>15047973
>cheshire. Quite recently I'm also fond of the dormouse.
Sounds like someanon is coming down with Wonderland Fever.

>> No.15048003

>>15047981
http://panda.chaika.moe/archive/18392/

Does that work for you?

>> No.15048011

>>15047989
Do so at your own risk, anon, she's a vicious sexual predator after all

>> No.15048012

>>15047980
She looks pretty ecstatic.

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>>15047948
They're semen demons, whether they like it or they like it and don't realize it yet.

>> No.15048015

>>15048003
Looks like it. Is anyone gonna TL it? I know it caused a lot of anger.

Dammit, why'd it have to end that way?

>> No.15048016
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15048016

>>15047980
Well is this woman an Ultimate Lifeform?

>> No.15048017

>>15047989
Where would you poke her?

>> No.15048019

>>15048011
I Am Alright, Mindflayers Are Perfectly Nice And Cuddly, Nothing To Fear My Fellow Human Males.

>> No.15048033

>>15048016
I honestly can't remember what the first two poses were based off of, though Mantis #1s is reminiscent of Joseph and Jonathans.

>> No.15048037

>>15048017
First head tentacles, they look fun to poke

Second, boobs because double soft

Then I would run as fast as I can because she will be either angry or rapey.

>> No.15048039

>>15048015
No idea if it's being translated. You'd have to look around to see who did the previous chapters, maybe even commission a TL.

>> No.15048042

>>15048012
That's because she's captured a male that is to her liking, and is about to shove her filthy tentacles into his brain

>> No.15048045

>>15048019
Yes, mindflayers are unfairly discriminated against. They're actually really friendly and cuddly and as it turns out, they don't stick their tentacles up your brain at all! What fantastic waifu material.

>> No.15048046

>>15048037
>Poking twice
I beat you're hoping that the head poke is enough to distract her aren't you?

>> No.15048051

>>15048019
>>15048045
Someone help these anons!

>> No.15048055

>>15048033
The Pillar Men, Kars (Cars), Esidisi (ACDC), and Whammu (Wham)

>> No.15048057
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15048057

I wanna hold hands with a basilisk class-rep.

>> No.15048062

>>15048057
I want to reduce my enemies to carbon ash with my basilisk waifu.

>> No.15048063
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>>15048045
well that sounds ni- WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE!

>> No.15048064

>>15047980
Now that's just slander. She's been helping my family for generations!

>> No.15048066

>>15048039
It keeps getting scrubbed from Sadpanda except one chapter in French, for some reason. I had to find number 6 from google which I think took me to reddit or maybe imgur. What's with the state of the panda lately anyways?

But yeah, I'll just keep hoping for a TL and maybe if it doesn't show up commission one, fucked up or not.

>> No.15048072
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15048072

>tfw you'll never sniff Polts crotch after she has a intense workout

Just kill me now

>> No.15048075

>>15048057
I want to nibble her ears, pinch her nose, snap her mask, pull her braid, twerk her tail's tip, rub her midriff, and finally kissu her on the cheek!

>> No.15048080

>>15048046
Maybe, I don't have much of a plan besides poking anon, it's instinctive.

>> No.15048082

>>15048066
No idea. Maybe they're getting rid of stuff because of Fakku again. Did they ever even stop? I know the first time Jacob jewed out, Exhentai had to get rid of a bunch of stuff.

Then again, I can't find this Henshin series by doing a search on Fakku, either.

Try asking the Sadpanda on thread on /a/. They'll be able to offer more information than I can.

>> No.15048091

>>15048055
The Pillar Men didn't pose like those three Mantises, though I can tell that the latter is inspired by the former.

>> No.15048092

>>15048072
Dogs don't sweat, so she'd smell the same as normal.

>> No.15048097

>>15048066
>What's with the state of the panda lately anyways?
How new are you? Panda died 2 years ago when they bent over to jewcob and deleted like 20% of hentai including most of the best artists

>> No.15048099

I want to hug an Kuudere Mantis!

>> No.15048100

>>15048072
Poltfags please go.

>> No.15048102

>>15048091
Well shit, then I can't say.

>> No.15048103

>>15047925

Yeah it is. Kejourou probably have fun styling their hair in different ways. Though I imagine them to be a bit elitist when it comes to hair care products

>> No.15048104
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15048104

>>15048092

She isn't a dog, she's a kobold.

>> No.15048106

>>15048080
Why are you poking Anon?
He isn't a monster girl...

>> No.15048107

>>15048104
And a furry

>> No.15048109

>>15048072
Would she be wearing spats at your request?

>>15048092
Polt's less likely to sweat than a kobold, given that she has fur all over.
But don't you think that for a creature of her size, sweating would be vital to cool her down? Dogs can cool down with panting, and by venting heat from their ears. But Polt's much bigger than a dog, and would produce more heat energy.

>> No.15048112

>>15048103
I still want to see an oppai loli Kejourou.

>> No.15048116
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15048116

>Remember us, he said to me
>Should anyone come across that place, in all the countless centuries yet to be
>May all our voices whisper to you from the ageless stones
>Go tell of Spartans, passerby
>That here by Spartan law, we lie
You will never HOLD THE LINE AGAINST THE DARK with your King

>> No.15048120
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>>15048107

Anon we both know she isn't furry, lets not go down that road.

>> No.15048121

>>15048112
Would she be tiny, haughty, finely dressed, and a slut for head pats?
Maybe with a fan to hide her smile behind?

>> No.15048131

>>15048106
Apparently I also find commas delicious.

And you never know, what if I poke anon in the chest and he goes kyaa? Maybe he was an alp all along.

>> No.15048132

>>15048120
I'd call her low furry just to appease the anti-Polt fags. I still love her, but I'm not going to call someone wrong if they think she's furry.

She's nowhere near as awful as KC's abominations, though. And given her other traits, she's easily good waifu material.

>> No.15048134

>>15048120
For fucks sake, I can't believe I managed to predict that responce.

>> No.15048139

>>15048134
response*

>> No.15048140
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>>15048109
>Polt's much bigger than a dog
wew lad.

>> No.15048141

>>15048132
>She's nowhere near as awful as KC's abominations

how so?

>> No.15048143

>>15048116
>Bending your knee to a king

>> No.15048145

>>15048131
Hmmmmm, you raise a point.
What if the alps are amongs us?

Line every Anon up and poke them in the chest!

Those that Kyaa shall be tossed into the alp pit which I resently connected to the pit of fatty lovers.

>> No.15048147

>>15048132
Polt doesn't have any high ground over KCs stuff, or any of Crabmans schlock for that matter.

>> No.15048149

I'm an alp.

>> No.15048150

>>15048132
Polt probably takes the knot, just sayin'.

>> No.15048152

>>15048141
He's probably some MonMusu thread remnant with a hateboner for KCs stuff.

>> No.15048153

>>15048149
Poke

>> No.15048154

>>15048141
Because she doesn't look ugly as sin, has actual human proportions, and a cute, human-looking face.

Yeah, there's the button nose. But who cares. Still not your traditional furry warped animal muzzle.

>> No.15048155

>>15048149
prove it!

>> No.15048157

>>15048149
Into the pit.
You get a cookie for the honesty though.
We have chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, and peanut butter

>> No.15048161

>>15048140
Damn, well then. Wonder how much that thing weighs. And what it's lifespan is.

>> No.15048162

>>15048066
Use "Show Expunged Galleries" option is search, newfag
Though it works only 50% of time
http://exhentai.org/g/895845/5ef9233845/

>> No.15048173

>>15048154
>Because she doesn't look ugly as sin
Her entire body is covered in rough fur.
>has actual human proportions
Her upper arms and lower legs are anorexic twigs. That, and she has huge paws at the end of both.
>and a cute, human-looking face
Come on anon.

Also, you have a thread back on /a/ that allows you to be as defensive over your kemono waifu as you damn well please.

>> No.15048176

>>15048149
You should've said "no homo".

>> No.15048177

>>15048147
Are you seriously defending the cu sith and cait sith over Polt?
Just say you don't like Polt, but don't be irrational about it.

>>15048152
No, I love MGE. Though it's kind of ironic you say that. I'm seeing a big ol' mast-fest of EMG hateboners here.
Stones in glass houses, Anon.

>> No.15048185

>>15048154
yeah that explains polt but whats so bad about KCs kobold

> look ugly as sin
really?

>has actual human proportions
besides the tail, the paws, and fur everywhere

>a cute
KCs kobold is really cute

>human-looking face
KCs kobold does have a humen face

>> No.15048186

>>15048177
>Are you seriously defending the cu sith and cait sith over Polt?
No, they are the same shit

>> No.15048187

>>15048162
Because an expunged gallery isn't the same as a gallery which has been wiped by the administration, I'd wager.

>> No.15048188

>>15048153
>>15048155
>>15048157
I was just joking! I'm not an alp! I swear! I like monster girls and ara aras!

>> No.15048189

>>15048176
Honestly.

It's like no one knows the /fit/ method

>> No.15048196

>>15048177
>Are you seriously defending the cu sith and cait sith over Polt?
Of course not, though Polt and the Siths are the same shit.

>> No.15048197

>>15048189
Call men and women who are a bit overweight and make them sound like disgusting pig monsters the size of moons?

>> No.15048201

>>15048157
Can I get a cookie?

>> No.15048202

>>15048188
Then you must be poked in the chest to make sure.

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15048203

>>15048188
yeah whatever you say alp

>> No.15048204

>>15048185
Who said anything about the MGE kobold? Those are great.
I'm talking about KC's siths when I refer to "abominations".

>> No.15048208

>>15048197
No, that's the method to change soft mgs into muscle bound hulks.

>>15048201
Are you an alp?

>> No.15048210

How do I stop being addicted to reptiles? Not even a shitload of mofu managed to cure me.

>> No.15048211
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15048211

>>15048204
>Not liking the Siths
>When you can just ignore their existence if you felt like it

>> No.15048214

>>15048204
whatever man you enjoy your shit taste alright

>> No.15048215

Why must Poltfags behave the same in every thread they're in? Yeesh.

>> No.15048221
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15048221

Watercolor card of jojo pose wife arrived today, so here's a scan

>> No.15048222

>>15048215
same way*

>> No.15048223

I want to see an MGE kobold dressed like polt

>> No.15048224

>>15048208
What answer gets me the cookie?

>> No.15048225

I'd perform the mating press on an Alp. The depravity of having forceful breeding sex with someone who used to be a man just makes it more twisted and arousing.

>> No.15048226

>>15048173
Fine fur, but I can see how that's a turn off. Honestly, it's not the most appealing thing to me either.

>Her upper arms and lower legs are anorexic twigs. That, and she has huge paws at the end of both.
The first is due to Crab's failings as an artist. It's still meant to be interpreted as human. Otherwise you could just say Miia and Papi's human bits don't look human, either.
And plenty of MGE girls have fuckhuge paws. Yeti, Anubis, Jinko and so on. If anything, Polt's hands are more humanoid than theirs'.

>> No.15048228

>>15048072
I'd rather sleep on her abdomen

>> No.15048232

>>15048224
You say that you are an alp and then we give you a cookie before tossing you in the pit.

>> No.15048233
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15048233

And bonus wife card.

>> No.15048234

>>15048225
I want to preform the mating press on multiple monster girls.

>> No.15048235 [SPOILER] 
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15048235

I say we just surrender peacefully to the monster girls when 2017 comes.

Unless it's Elf Warlords, then we should probably to hold them off best we can.

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15048237

>>15048210
Do what I do and just drink the pain away

>> No.15048239

>>15048211
Of course I ignore their existence. But they still exist. And I'll use them as an example of an ugly design if I want to.

>> No.15048241

>>15048225
I want to cumflate one while she talks to her boss on the computer

>> No.15048242

>>15048221
>>15048233
Your dedication is enviable.

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15048249

>>15048215
It was fine when it was just the guy posting his image with his smell thing.
It was when someone engaged that it got out of hand. Pic very much related. It goes on all the time in these threads.

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15048250

>>15048221
>your favorite monstergirls will never be drawn doing Jojo stuff for the sake of them doing Jojo stuff
It hurts.

>> No.15048251

>>15048239
That's your choice then but you can do worse than the Siths as far as MGs you get stuck with go. I mean shit, there's an old Gilnean saying.

Don't worry love, the fur's something to grab on to.

>> No.15048253

>>15048233
So how much money you spent on waifufaginnes in total?

>> No.15048259

>>15048233
Gazer-chan has style.

>> No.15048261

>>15048251
Gilnean? I'm pretty sure that's a WoW thing, but I never played it so I have no clue what that is. Mind elaborating?

>> No.15048263

>>15048253
Considering so much of his stuff is free requests, I doubt it's actually all that much. Definitely less than the Anubisfag or Wockfag, I'd bet.

>> No.15048264

>>15048261
Work Complete

>> No.15048266

>>15048235
Is that neuroi-chan?

>> No.15048268

>>15048249
I think the problem lies in Poltfags getting super defensive whenever Polt is called a furry, which happens every time she's called a furry.

>> No.15048270

>>15048251
>you can do worse than the Siths as far as MGs you get stuck with go
>>>/r/furries

>> No.15048272

>>15048263
Wockfag spent a fuckton on that calendar I'd say. Gazerfag seems to go for quantity over quality. Not saying I don't appreciate all the art however.

>> No.15048274

>>15048268
Yeah.
You'd think the people calling her furry would've learned by now. It's like two people made out of brick walls butting their heads together. Nothing's actually going to be achieved by doing it.

>> No.15048277
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>>15048251
>That's your choice then but you can do worse than the Siths as far as MGs you get stuck with go.
Nah man, the cheese has got to go.

>> No.15048278

>>15048264
Now you've lost me completely. No idea what you're talking about, I'm afraid.

>> No.15048279

>>15048251
The body fur, snout and extra nips gots to go.

>> No.15048280

>>15048274
I find this post very ironic.

>> No.15048281

>>15048278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_A1GNx0M9M

>> No.15048284

>>15048280
Well, you can't stop people from posting Polt. That by itself is pretty innocuous.
It's when you get the bad reaction that everything flares up. Like it's doing now.

>> No.15048292

>>15048266
It looks more like the slimegirl character made by Nitrotitan, I think. The one who absorbs people.

>> No.15048293

>>15048161
Those wolfhounds live roughly 7 years, IIRC.

>> No.15048296

Wurms... have wurmed their way into my heart.

I am pretty nervous about having micro sized wurms in my heart and bloodstream though.

>> No.15048300

>>15048296
You'll be like Fry in that one Futurama episode, except even more indestructible.

>> No.15048302

>>15048253
So far a bit over $300.
>>15048263 is correct, the vast majority of things I get are free, from really generous people that deserve my utmost gratitude.
>>15048242
>>15048259
Thank you!

>> No.15048303

>>15048284
No really, have you ever once considered why people call Polt a furry? This isn't a trick question.

>> No.15048304

>>15048225
>Mating pressing an Alp
>You will never fold her legs behind he head and tell her you're going to fill her full of daughters
>She'll never struggle as you go in the for the kill
>Right before wrapping her legs around you

>> No.15048307

>>15048263
Has anubisfag really spent that much?
I figured miiafag would be the only one who could compete with him.

>> No.15048309

>>15048303
Of course I have. I even said further back I wouldn't call them wrong.
Now we're just going in circles.

>> No.15048313

>>15048296
>A Wurm will never shrink herself so that she can enter into your head
>She will never drown your thoughts with the usual Wurm talk
I want to get off this wild ride.

>> No.15048323
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15048323

>>15047856
>>15047906
Decided to try this out myself. While it has more steps, this doesn't accurately show the coloring process since I composited it from the final layers.

>> No.15048330

>>15048323
Super neat!

>> No.15048331

>>15048121

Yup. And demand that you brush her hair

>> No.15048332

>>15047963
I'd ironically make an alp's belly swell with succubutt babies.

>> No.15048333

>>15048323
Is this some kind of program?

>> No.15048334

>>15048261
It's the female Worgen flirt line. It implies that rather than being willing to fuck you in human form, they prefer their bestial wolf-man forms so you can take big handfuls of their fur and fuck them ragged.

>> No.15048336

>>15048307
I'm actually not that sure. I know he's commissioned two pictures from from the artist who did that space anubis picture. The first picture he got from there had three characters in it, so it would've cost a lot more, too.
There's the .less image with the anubis and dragon, and given how spectacular that looks, I imagine it cost a lot.
He got the daki from Monorus, as well as two versions of the one in the purple dress (though the differences are so minor, I doubt Mono charged extra for that).

I don't actually know what else he's commissioned. Nothing immediately comes to mind.

>> No.15048341

>>15048334
Ah. Well now I know I suppose.

Thanks for telling me, I think.

>> No.15048349

>>15048300
>When you punch things it's like a million wurms punching it
>Because a million tiny wurms in your arms punch with you
>Be MG Superman with the power of wurms
Yeah I'll take that.

>> No.15048350

>>15048296
Sounds like a Wurm Ant-Man.
Small as a dust-mote, and can still punch through solid steel.

>> No.15048358

>When you are in love, your SO's body odor smell good to you
>Succubi use pheromones that imitates you being in love x100

Would you lick a Succubus' delicious sweaty armpit?

>> No.15048360

>>15047834
Isn't that someone's OC Hell-kistune? (Even though it looks almost perfectly identical to a Hellhound save tails.)

>> No.15048362

>>15048333
I just toggled some layers of the final drawing, made snapshots and threw them on a timeline in Photoshop. While it shows my general drawing process, it's not exactly how I actually drew it. Any change that didn't happen on a new layer isn't reflected in that webm.

>> No.15048363
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15048363

>>15048341
The worst thing is if sufficiently intoxicated there isn't a girl from MGE I wouldn't smash or mating press, Siths included. I'm a slut, admittedly.

But so help me God if you let a P'Orc near my drunk ass

>> No.15048365
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15048365

>tfw no fit tomboy hellhound to wrestle with
>tfw the wrestling will never lead to rough cuddle fucking

>> No.15048366

>>15048360
Yep. Most if her art shows her with a doofy fuckin face unfortunately.

>> No.15048369

>>15048360
It's Inflatable_Astaroth's OC. They're some girl on deviantart with a breast expansion fetish.

>>15048366 is right. I like the idea, but unfortunately, she can't commission good artists to save her life.

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15048371

>>15048362
I always liked seeing how drawfags color their stuff, good work in that regard.

>> No.15048375

>>15048331
I would.
It would be lovely

>> No.15048385
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15048385

I want to see this image made into something monstergirl related just because.

>> No.15048391

>>15048358
Sure. I'd rather go nuts smelling a wolfgirl's pheromones, though.

>> No.15048392

>>15048385
Kobold chasing something maybe?

>> No.15048393

>>15048385
>VERY cute kobold running at hihg speed

>> No.15048397

Pssst, hey kid wanna request raffle?

Please reply with ideas/requests to enter. First 15 replies will be entered for a chance to win one of two prizes.

Prize 1: A monotone pic of your request.

Prize 2: Your idea will be added to the drawing to do list.

Good luck /mgt/!

If a lot of folks enter I'll be bumping it up to 20 entries.
Loli ideas are fine, but only sfw loli entries will be accepted.
A little /d/ is fine, but please keep it reasonable.

pls enter pls

>> No.15048398 [SPOILER] 
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15048398

"Anon, iz it time for ze TIGERS?"

>> No.15048399

>>15048358
Well, alps are succubi so yeah I think I would.

>> No.15048402

>>15048385
>Polt hears her homestay say 'walk' from over 40 Kilometers away

>> No.15048403 [SPOILER] 
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15048403

>>15048385
>tfw no kobold version of this pic

>> No.15048406

>>15048397
A Ryu and a Wurm being carried by a Wyvern looking for human boys

>> No.15048409

>>15048397
cute kobold cuddles please

>> No.15048410

>>15048397
Requesting some Demon being cute with a knight

>> No.15048411

>>15048397
A pregnant stage 3 alp looking content.

>> No.15048412

>>15048397

PLEASE DO THIS >>15048403

>> No.15048413

>>15048398
Fuck no, especially not that one.

>> No.15048414

>>15048397
Hey, Snib. How's it going?

A cute, luminous sea slime floating happily in the dark, abyssal ocean depths would be great. I wouldn't mind you taking some liberties with her design, either. Like making her "dress" and "veil" look more elaborate and like an actual wedding dress.
In fact, I'd actively encourage it.

>> No.15048416

>>15048397
A Basilisk having a staring contest with a Medusa.

>> No.15048417

>>15048397
POV of a Basilisk giving the viewer a titjob, with her tongue drooping down to wrap the tip and enough of one side of her mask lifted to show the gleam from an eye.

>> No.15048418

>>15048397
A Flowkelp ballroom dancing with her partner as she cuddles him tightly.

>> No.15048419

>>15048397
Dude fighting a salamander, both enjoying the fight and the salamanders tail is a raging inferno

>> No.15048421
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15048421

>>15048397
A super busty MGE Arachne dressed as an MGE Holstaur.
Give her a hairstyle that won't get people to confuse her for Rachnee if you wish.

>> No.15048422

>>15048397
Alp wearing a maid outfit

>> No.15048423

>>15048397

A Kejourou brushing a Flow Kelps hair

>> No.15048424

>>15048418
Underwater dancing?

>> No.15048425

>>15048391
That has to be so embarrassing for the wolfgirl, she can't control her pheromones especially during mating season

>> No.15048426

>>15048397
>>15048421
Also, a bit of lactation is fine.

>> No.15048427

>>15048397
Living Armor and an anon doing a JoJo pose, with the Living Armor as the stand.

>> No.15048433

>>15048398
I wanna lick her abs

>> No.15048434

>>15048397
Thick Ara Ara Hellhound thighs and ass.

>> No.15048438

>>15048424
Indeed, a Flowkelp dancing with her partner as moonlight shines though the water and she's clinging to him as the dance goes on. Mermaids provide the singing and instrument play as the guy pulls her in close and takes her hands for a slow gentle dance as she blushes happily due t the fact she's having a good time.

>> No.15048441

>>15048434
Man, you're lucky. You only just managed to get the last one.

>> No.15048445

>>15048397
Good luck snibby!
sundress waifu if you bump it up to 20

>> No.15048449

>>15048441
Fuck. Yes.
I kinda feel bad asking for more hellhound art but I can't help it if I have a meme waifu.
Also, to add on,could you make her dire as well?

>> No.15048450

>>15048441
Not him, but there's actually one more spot open since I had to make an addendum to my request here: >>15048421

>> No.15048453

>>15048450
Yep, I accounted for that too. The hellhound thing was the sixteenth reply, and the fifteenth request.

>> No.15048457

>>15048453
Ahh.

>> No.15048459

>>15048425
That's okay. I can't control being utterly turned on by them, and wanting to fuck her like a wild animal.
So I guess that makes us even.

>> No.15048468

I just imagine Hellhound vag being so hot and tight that you yell when you plunge into it, shuddering while she grits her teeth and smiles at you smugly.

>> No.15048470

>>15048397
If it gets bumped up to 20, Apop eating a piece of cake, with a little bit of frosting stuck to her face.

>> No.15048478

>>15048397
if the 20 thing happens how about a cockatrice reading a "how to build a nest for dummies" book if you don't mind

>> No.15048488

>>15048449
Go fuck yourself faggot.

>> No.15048492

>>15048397
A really tall wurm smugly carrying a man over her shoulder back to her rape cave, if you do 20.

>> No.15048494

>>15048449
You can't help your waifu, period. Hellhounds are great anyway. Their base visual designs are one of the best in MGE.

>> No.15048499
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15048499

I implore you to take this bunny.

>> No.15048501
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15048501

>>15047989
>>15048017

>>15048033
>>15048091
>>15048102

>>/jp/thread/S14862565#p14867074
Responding to >>14865789 (>A trio of Mantises will never Jojo pose at you with completely blank expressions).

I wasn't drawing the Mantis in the Pillar Men poses, just Jojo poses in general. The Left Mantis I couldn't find a Jojo pose suitable at the time, so I tried for a "Jojo" -like pose.

>> No.15048505

>>15048501
>that 'flayer
Hnnng
>I wasn't drawing the Mantis in the Pillar Men poses, just Jojo poses in general. The Left Mantis I couldn't find a Jojo pose suitable at the time, so I tried for a "Jojo" -like pose.
Either way, you managed to capture the essence of Jojo pose with those Mantises rather well.

>> No.15048507

>>15048499
Where shall I take her?

>> No.15048509

>>15048499
Are you sure that's a real bunny?

>> No.15048511

>>15048499
Sure.

>> No.15048513

>>15048501
What happens if I squeeze her?

>> No.15048514

>>15048499
Why should I take her and if I do where does she need to go?

>> No.15048517
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15048517

>>15048494
Yeah it just kinda sucks when 90% of discussion about them is shitposts or slappyfights.

>> No.15048519

>>15048517
>90%
99% you mean.

>> No.15048520

>>15048501
>Not an MG's ass or beasts behind that sign.

A for cuteness, F for execution.

>> No.15048521

>>15048513
She probably squeaks a bit.

>> No.15048525

>>15048517
I want to cuddle a Hellhound after rough sex and fall asleep with her face pressed against mine!

>> No.15048526

>>15048513
She rapes and makes you her husband

>> No.15048536

>>15048525
I want to cuddle with her butt pressed up against my face!

>> No.15048544

>>15048521
But will she okay? I don't want to hurt her.

>>15048526
It's not rape if I like it.

>> No.15048549

>>15048544
She's like semi-jelly, she'll be fine.

>> No.15048556

It's raining Wurms.

>> No.15048558

>>15048549
Then I'm going to squeeze her until my hands are cramped. Would she enjoy it too?

>> No.15048559
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15048559

>19 entries
eh, close enough.

1st Prize Winner: >>15048419

2nd Prize Winner: >>15048422

Congratulations anons!
I'll be doing another raffle on tumblr over the weekend, so if you'd like another chance to enter please keep an eye out for it.

Ok, back to drawing!

I'll be deleting the image soon don't worry.

>>15048414
It's going good anon, can't complain. How's life?

>>15048445
Y-you too

>>15048501
Hnnnnngh

>> No.15048560

>>15048556
Hallelujah
It's raining Wurms, Amen

>> No.15048564

>>15048559
>RNGesus ignores me once more
Aww man.

>> No.15048566

>>15048559
Thanks man Ill happily wait for it

>> No.15048567

>>15048501
That living stress ball is not amused. No takers?

>> No.15048574

>>15048559
>Alp

For fuck's sake.

>> No.15048576

>>15048567
I'm too paranoid around 'flayers

>> No.15048578

>>15048501
Adorable
I want to squeeze her cheeks

>> No.15048579

>>15048520
It's based off of a small conversation where mindflayers could be used as squishy stress relievers.

>> No.15048583
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15048583

>>15048556
>>15048560

>> No.15048584

>>15048559
>Alp

Fucking awesome.

>> No.15048585

>>15048576
Same here I wish I could trust them, but their ability to alter my mind like putty is too scary and they may try to change me for the worst, I just want a mindflayer who won't alter my mind and likes me for the persona and personality I already have.

>> No.15048587
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15048587

>>15048263
>>15048307
I don't know about the other waifufags (I know Miiafag has a lot of merch that I'm sure is pricey), but I've personally spent $1844.93 on commissions.

I don't like keeping track of this though, for obvious reasons.

>> No.15048591

>>15048583
>weather reporter Ryu
A fine choice.

>> No.15048593

>>15048587
You should. We can keep rankings for it.

>> No.15048594

>>15048587
>$1844.93
Wowee.

>> No.15048595

>>15048583
Don't worry.
Their tits will cushion the blow.

>> No.15048598

>>15048583
that weather ryu looks haappier than the one the thread made a while back

>> No.15048613

>>15048598
Of course she is, she finally got a boyfriend to spoil.

>> No.15048615
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>>15048587

I've spent $145 and have only started to commission art so that number will only rise.

>> No.15048620
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15048620

We need stalker Valkyries.

>> No.15048621

>>15048536
Falling asleep like that after a vigorous 69ing is okay too.

>> No.15048623

>>15048585
Ok, so I couldn't really find anything on their profile or notes suggesting they weren't scary other than "It kind of seems like mindflayer-san would be suited for the occupation of a marriage counselor... ", but this is just a little one!
Don't let her suck on your ears and you'll probably be fine.

>> No.15048624
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15048624

I need a begrudging maid to fill my heart with love.

>> No.15048626

>>15048559
Give the second place to something else, Snib.

Maids and alps are both separate kinds of cancer to these threads.

>> No.15048627

>>15047879
please don't mention stinky things
otherwise that smegmacore guy will show up

>> No.15048628

>>15048593
Waifufag scoreboard is a thing we need.

Then we can laugh at the $0 spent towards Tanuki.

>> No.15048630

>>15048620
>Yes, that's it
>That's it
>Worship harder you caste virgin
>I'm so going to hold the shit out of your hand when we get married

>> No.15048637

>>15048620
We need S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Valkyries.

>> No.15048642

>>15048397
Manticore with smegma tail
Smegmacore

>> No.15048645

>>15048620
What we need is a Valkyrie that fends of villains trying to "taint" her hero. unaware of her own growing darkness

>> No.15048649
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15048649

>>15048587
This last daki put me at 1600 or 1700, not sure.

Then i need to get it printed

And then i need to buy more pillows

>> No.15048653

>>15048637
Cheeky Breeki getting sneaky gonna get anon's big old dicky

>> No.15048654

>>15048624
Delete your image.

>>15048627
>>15048642
Since when was this a thing?

>> No.15048655

>>15048587
>>15048649
Jesus you guys, that's some serious cash.

>> No.15048657
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15048657

>>15048620
>Onee-san type Valkyrie with extreme brocon tendencies towards her Einherjar
Yes please.

>> No.15048662

>>15048649
Are you counting the prices of pillows and every bit of merchandise in that?

Also, you should take a wide-shot photo of all your merchandise with prices photoshopped in, and send it to Crabman. I bet he'll be impressed.

>> No.15048665

>>15048655
Now you know where the money is. Become a drawfag, enable addictions and earn cash. If you want serious cash you should go into furry commissions, but waifudrawing lets you keep your dignity and self respect.

>> No.15048667

>>15048645
That's a mighty turn on I gotta admit
would be great if she comes into your room at night to prove that the only girl you need its her.

bonus points if she goes dark

>> No.15048670

>>15048623
Well aright as long as she doesn't try no funny business, I'll let the cute mindflayer do what ever. I could also wear ear plugs but that would probably seem rude or offensive so I won't. Why is she so little/short in the first place, is she a short stack or is she just tall and comes off short so she does scare people away from hugs?

>> No.15048679

>>15048665
Money > shit > self-respect though

>> No.15048685

>>15048667
Nah in my opinion she should stay a normal Valkyrie as it would be both unique and unexpected. Plus I personally think that the normal Valkyrie is far better than the dark and a lot less bland, Valkyrie shouldn't have to turn dark because they found true love.

>> No.15048687

>>15048645
She's a savior in the dark.

>> No.15048688

>>15048623
I'd rather suck on a loli mindflayer's ears.

>> No.15048689

>>15048662
I am including them, I've had to buy all of them just for dakis.

If we're going by just offical stuff then it's not as much



He's responded "great! " to my shrine, and "this is getting impressive" to my pit, at least according to TTP

https://twitter.com/okayado1215/status/696582557568147456?s=09

>> No.15048692

had a idea, bear with me
>book word anon has shoggoth maid/wife
>maid wants to please master, so in her speare time she reads books that he would like but hasn't read.
>shoggoth then starts reforming the books out of her self so she can feel her masters touch while he's reading
>eventually starts forming books with stories she made herself so master can take joy in reading her more

>> No.15048693

>>15048687
Anon, you can't make me sing it

>> No.15048695
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>> No.15048697

>>15048583
T-Thanks Weather Ryu.

>> No.15048702

>>15048685
I love both the normal and darkie. both the of them appeal to me in their own way.

hell, I wouldn't mind both. a calm, reserved valik and a wild dark valk would make for funtimes

>> No.15048705

>>15048695
I require context.

>> No.15048706

>>15048695
I dont speak moon, but i am both terrified and turned on by these turn of events.

>> No.15048709 [SPOILER] 
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15048709

:3

>> No.15048713

>>15048695
I don't speak Spanish, can someone translate this to English?

>> No.15048716

>>15048688
That's lewd, Anon. Do you want to rewrite her mind with lewd thoughts?
You're no better than the Flayers after all!

>> No.15048718

>>15047856
this must've cost you a fortune
thankfully it's not a shit MG, good work I suppose.

>> No.15048719

>>15048693
Too late.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV2a4YVJV7M&nohtml5=False

>> No.15048721

>>15048692
Sounds comfy.

>> No.15048722

>>15048397
I ALWAYS miss this shit. Damn it. Not like my idea would've been picked anyways.

>> No.15048724

I started writing a story but then I got stuck fapping to it and lost my train of thought.
Even in print MGs are lewd.

>> No.15048729

>>15048716
It's not my fault I want to stick my tongue in one ear, and massage her other with a cotton bud until she feels all warm and fuzzy. I just want to make her feel so good she can't even string together a coherent thought.

>> No.15048730

>>15048397
Yandere lizardgirl please.
Or a lizardgirl wearing a cute frilly dress.

>> No.15048732

>>15048630
I've got this image of a Valkyrie masturbating furiously while watching an anon using binoculars.
Thanks anon, I didn't need this boner.

>>15048654
It really isn't.

>> No.15048734
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>>15048730

>> No.15048737

>>15048692
I'd like a shoggoth that carried a book around called "how to serve man". Rather than a cookbook, it has tips on euclidean geometry and it's practical applications.

It's surely a tough adjustment for them.

>> No.15048738

>>15048702
You can't go wrong with double the Valkyrie, two angelic warrior gals is never a bad decision. Both do appeal to me as well, but I lean more towards the normal due to being more interesting and the over all presentation when looking t them.

>> No.15048740

>>15048702
>Valkyries want to make you a hero
>Dark Valkyries want to make you a man.
with their powers combined you would make one hell of a story

>> No.15048751

>>15048397
Can I suggest two?
One is a meteorologist Ryu in professional clothing, the other is ryu in cute clothing (casual or gothic-lolita) as if she were on a date.

>> No.15048753

>>15048751
bit too late bro

>> No.15048755

>>15048709
Fucking monkeys.

>> No.15048762

>>15048740
Is there some way to fuck them both without turning the vanilla Valkyrie dark?
Because imagine the vanilla Valkyrie losing herself to the pleasure of her first time and bouncing on your dick while the Dark Valkyrie rides your face.
Plus color-contrast buttjobs and Paizuri.

>> No.15048764

>>15048753
Never hurts to throw it out there.

>> No.15048765

>>15048734
Is there a story that goes with this? Cause if so, I want it.

>> No.15048768
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15048768

smug
old
fox

>> No.15048769

>>15048738
the best combination would be a normal with some of the darks traits

>> No.15048771

>>15048737
That sounds so cute, especially if she hides it way from you due to her thinking it would be embarrassing of her master to learn of it. I want to comfort a shoggoth who's having trouble adjusting to being with me and hug her saying it's alright it takes time to learn about me so don't rush, then she proceeds to melt into your arms from being hugged by her boyfriend.

>> No.15048774

>>15048768
She's going to be a smug, old, pregnant fox in a bit.

>> No.15048775
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15048775

I want to be engulfed in a Kejourou's hair, to have the feeling and fragrance of it overwhelm my senses more and more. When I'm totally bound by the hair, I want her to hug me with her her arms and legs, thus being embraced with everything she has. Once that's done her hair will start to move on its own, brushing against my skin which, combined with everything else, relaxes me more until I eventually fall asleep like that.

I want to cuddle with a Kejourou

>> No.15048777

>>15048762
Just ignore KC's shit. Make it as nonexistent as the siths.

>> No.15048782

>>15048762
As far as I remember, a vanilla valk can stay vannilla and doesn't have to go dark, so the best of both worlds is possible

>> No.15048783

>>15048768
>smug
>old
>fox
>tail
S.O.F.T

>> No.15048785

>>15048769
You sir are of the finest of taste, that's exactly the kind of Valkyrie I'd want as the normal one is one of my favorite monster girls in general. Take a normal one but make her a little more open with romance like the dark Valkyrie.

>> No.15048787

>>15048782
Good, then I can still have my fantasies of being the shared husband of a Valkyrie and her Dark Valkyrie rival.
Competitive sex is a great fetish and I wish it actually had a tag so I could find doujins for it.

>> No.15048789
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15048789

I bet dullahans would be great to cuddle with. Especially Lala's pillow-like thighs.

>> No.15048795

>>15048787
isn't that how most threesome dojins work before the man gets annoyed and tells them both to calm down?

>> No.15048796

>>15048782
Sorry anon, but a vanilla valk has literally nothing else going for her aside from being slowly turned into a dark one. It's her entire purpose.

>> No.15048797
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>>15048768

>> No.15048800

>>15048768
>smug

You lost me.

>> No.15048802

>>15048796
what about the hero thing?
and the thing about her staying vanilla is in the profile

>> No.15048803

>>15048789
Cutest Chuuni girl.

>> No.15048805

>>15048802
Literally every route for a vanilla valk will end in her becoming a dark valk.

>> No.15048807
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15048807

>>15048797
Spoken like a typical spoiled Fox brat.

>> No.15048808

>>15048789
I agree, especially since there's a lot of ways to cuddle with her. You could have her cuddle you while you cuddle the head, a giant blush appearing on her face as you pat her head. You could rest your head on her pillow-like thighs while you take her head and nuzzle each others face, also making her face turn beat red. Lastly you could spoon her and have her head turn around so you can share a deep passionate kiss with each other, all while being as cozy as possible.

>> No.15048809
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15048809

The word in it says: "I'm your steel armor. My life is for you and I will break for you"

>> No.15048812

>>15048795
I just want them to take turns riding me and see how many times they can get me to cum inside them.
Whoever wins gets to decide what position they'll compete over next time.
Things like Manticore Venom are in play to keep things going.

>> No.15048813

>>15048809
>She's your armour but you can't see her
>Someone commissioned an MG minus the cute girl part

WHATS EVEN THE POINT?!

>> No.15048818

>>15048809
Just imagine this thing stomping up to you before you get waifu-vision. Why would anybody put it on?

>> No.15048820
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15048820

>>15048808
So many ways to cuddle. Like resting your head on her lap while you rest her head on your lap.

>> No.15048821

>>15048807
That looks like a nice little fox.

>> No.15048825

>>15048809
>tfw no Living Armors drawn in a toku artstyle

>> No.15048827

>>15048695
>>15048706
>>15048713
Best I could make of it.


>Husband, Husbaa~nd
>Let's eat together~

>?

>Husband?
>Are you there?

>Nyan, are you asleep?
>If you are, hmm...

>!

>Wake up already nyaa~!
>It's not even that early~ Let's share a snack~

>Oh... so you're really not getting up...

>You're going to lie in bed all day
>Well, if you're not coming out soon...

>THEN I'M COMING IN

>Hurry up...

>> No.15048829

>>15048821
Oh yeah, she's a little angel when her parents are around, but when you're left alone to babysit her that will all change.

>> No.15048830

>>15048813
Just donate $20 monthly to his patreon and he'll let you see a watermarked, downscaled version with the girl's face visible. :^)

>> No.15048831
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>> No.15048833

>>15048829
Because I'll be fucking her like a beast in heat?

>> No.15048835

>>15048805
The profile outright states that if the don't realise that the vice in there head is their own desire and not god, then they stay vinilla

>> No.15048840

>>15048829
Oh please anon, you're just exaggerating.

>> No.15048841

>>15048820
That's also a great choice of cuddle positions and it true, so many way to cuddle with Lala. You could lay on her lap and hold her head to your chest, letting her hear your heart beat and seeing her face light up with happiness. You could lay on her lap while you scratch her ear's, eliciting hums of joy and content sighs.

>>15048825
>no mechagodzilla living armor to protect you and form a strong bond with.

>> No.15048842

>>15048829
If she's going to act up, then I'll have to get ice cream and eat it in front of her.

>> No.15048844

>>15048833
More like Home Alone with a smug Fox Girl who cock-teases you for the entire night.

Then when you finally catch her, and start pounding her tight foxhole, her parents walk in.

All as planned.

>> No.15048845

>>15048692
thats a damn good idea

>> No.15048846

>>15048809
Then you put it on and are overcome with the sensation of someone wrapping their arms around you in a tender embrace.

>> No.15048847

>>15048818
>You'll never be walking through some ancient ruin when suddenly an ancient suit of armor comes charging at you.
>You'll never scream and try to run only for the armor to grab you and throw you to the ground.
>Before you can even get up, it'll never pin you down and unbuckle one of it's arms.
>You'll never hear a desperate and surprisingly cute female voice screaming "WEAR ME!"
>She'll never start forcing parts of her onto you, locking them in place despite your struggling against her.
>She'll never hijack control of your body and start giggling madly in your mind before sprinting out of the ruins and onto the surface.
>You'll never wake up in a dreamlike state to find a beautiful ghostly girl hovering over you.
>She'll never explain that she was sealed in that ruin ages ago by a cave-in and apologize for what she did in her desperation.
>She'll never cuddle up to you and offer to pay you back by defending you until her body rusts away and beyond.
>You'll never feel the sensation of her lips against yours and drift deeper into a peaceful sleep.
>You'll never wake up to find her unbound from you and trying to cook you breakfast.
>You'll never reward her by cleaning her while she moans.
Damn it, why are Living Armors so good?

>> No.15048850

>>15048831
That's a cute kimono your wearing, did you want to show me it because it looks great o you and really matches those lovely eyes of yours.

>> No.15048851
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15048851

>>15048827
>girls with cutesy exteriors, and yandere/possessive interiors
I like.

>> No.15048859

>>15048847
Because they protect both your body and your heart. I forgive her since no one deserves to be that lonely the only thing I ask in return is that she keeps me company at all times. Would she like to become my girlfriend as show her the many new sights of this world to her and become antiquated with it?

>> No.15048866

>>15048844
Damn that scheming fox. I'm so angry I could just pick her up until her legs are dangling off the ground and use her like an onahole until she can't even think through the assault of bliss.

>> No.15048877
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>>15048751

>> No.15048882

>>15048847
Until you come across some gender-bent Bishamon

>Much too slow
>Work those hips
>Thrust your weapon harder
>I need more semen
>More!
>MORE!!

>> No.15048896

>>15048830
What
Is this true? You need to pay to see girl pic?
I can understand "pay to see NSFW", but "pay to see pic with a girl" seems like an overjewish move

>> No.15048903

>>15048896
No. Note the ":^)"

I'm pretty sure that's not the case, but that sort of thing is right down Butter's alley. His practices shouldn't be supported at all.

>> No.15048914
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15048914

I want to fuck this thing.
Somebody turn this into a monster girl.
I will cast iron skin on my dick and then I will fuck her.

>> No.15048917

>>15048896
>>15048903
The only version that is up on his pixiv and twitter is the version with no girl visible.

>> No.15048925

>>15048914
Battleship has to be the most Michael Bay movie I've ever lost brain cells to, and it never ceases to astound me that Michael Bay himself had no part in the movie's creation.

>> No.15048933

>>15048917
I knew he was bad at drawing human anatomy, but this is ridiculous even for him.

>> No.15048938

>>15048925
Transformers 4 would be that for me.
If you legitimately end the story with "I must go now, my people need me' you've done something wrong.

>> No.15048941
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15048941

>you will never hold a small girl with big tits close
>you will never massage a small tittymonster Jubjubs breasts while she sits in your lap

>> No.15048944

>>15048938
Oh, I knew what I was getting into with Transformers 4, so I never even bothered to watch it properly. It was just on TV months ago , and I had it on while I was writing or doing something else.

No joke, I can remeber some chunks of that movie, but I can't for the life of me recall how it actually ended.

>> No.15048949

>>15048944
Same but Transformers 4...Just...That was possibly one of the worst movies I've ever paid to see.

>> No.15048953

>>15048941
Don't forget to massage the rest of her, every part of her deserves your love and head pats. Would she lactate milk because of how good your massages feel and present it to you as an intimate way for her to show how much she loves you?

>> No.15048959

>>15048762
Valkyries stay vanilla if they never realize that the voice inside their head is their own during the corruption process.

>> No.15048966
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>>15048941
Forget the Jubjub, I want me a few handfuls of that little semen demon.

>> No.15048970

>>15048813
>>15048830
>>15048896
>>15048917
>>15048933
You guys do realize the entry for Living Armor says only their lover sees their true (girl) form right?

>she has the form of a half-transparent female clad in armor, but that’s only how they look to their husband. In the eyes of all other humans, they don't look female at all, and instead they appear like an empty suit of armor moving around by itself.

>> No.15048975

>>15048941
I'd love an oppai loli anubis to do all that with.
Start by bathing with her, soaping her down in the bath while she lies back on your chest, her breasts floating above the waterline like inflatables.
Then carry her out, towel her down, and oil up her skin with moisturising massage butter, from her face, down her boobs and butt, to her legs.
Wrap her up in some loose silk pyjamas while she's still all slick and shiny, then take her to bed, and spoon her. Bonus points if you wait until she's asleep to start milking her through her pyjama top, making her feel nice as you soak her shirt with anubis breast milk.

>> No.15048977

>>15048970
>You guys do realize the entry for Living Armor says only their lover sees their true (girl) form right?

Try reading, moron. She basically says, "I'm yours. I'll die for you." Which means the viewer is supposed to be her true lover, and should already be able to see her true form.

>> No.15048979

>>15048977
What if you're evesdropping though and she's talking to someone else?

>> No.15048983

>>15048977
Maybe you can only see her after you've worn her once?

>> No.15048986
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15048986

>>15048977
Only those who give shekels can be her true lovers

>> No.15048990

>>15048986
So it's like real life then

>> No.15048993

>>15048979
>NTR image

Kek.

Wait...

>Butter-T
>Can't Believe It's Not Butter
>NOT Butter-T
>N.B.T.
>N.T.
>NT
>NT living armour
>NT living armouR
>NTR

Cuckspiracy confirmed.

>> No.15048996

>>15048993
Where do you get NTR out of evesdropping? I was thinking maybe you're strolling in a dungeon and stumble upon them and wonder why a guy wants to fuck a floating piece of armor.

>> No.15049005

>>15048986
This is the weakest bait I've seen in a long time.

>> No.15049006

>>15048941
>>15048966
I want her to cook for me and tuck me in at night

>> No.15049007
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15049007

That lonely kitsune christmas cake next door pulls you aside one evening and shows you this.

What do?

>> No.15049009

>>15049007
Miss Mofu, are you trying to seduce me?

>> No.15049011

>>15049007
Ma'am, are you trying to seduce me?

>> No.15049014

>>15049007
Tell her to come in side and cuddle with me and allow me to massage her soft body. Then I'd ask her if I can have a drink from her breast and see what happen after that.

>> No.15049025
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15049025

>>15049006
I'd be too tempted to pull her into bed with me for some extensive cuddles & aggressive spooning.

>> No.15049026
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>> No.15049030

>>15049025
I want to grab those tits while cuddling her from behind.

>> No.15049031

>>15049026
>That ZR
It's things like these that make me regret fapping earlier

>> No.15049044

>>15049007
Start sucking that tit and, while she's still reeling from surprise, start slowly working my hand up her skirt.

>> No.15049046

>>15049007
This pic looks like shit. Probably because the face details are lacking or because her face is too long. It reminds me of titans from SnK for some reason.

>> No.15049050

>>15049007
I heed the request of the small mutant living in her nipple to start the reactor and give Mars a breathable atmosphere

>> No.15049055

>>15049026
>Thick, soft thighs
>Big, juicy tits
>Nonchalant stripping
>That bored face daring me to question or react to her actions
I am going to fuck every single one of those curves, then pump her full of pups.

>> No.15049096
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>>15048941
That's a butt girl, clearly.

>> No.15049098
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15049098

I need mofu.

>> No.15049100

>>15049096
She's just a shortstack. A delicious shortstack.

...I want a shortstack Kraken.

>> No.15049103

>>15049100
Krakens are also butt girls.

>> No.15049106
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>>15049098
Then you came to the right place!

>> No.15049108

>>15049106
Got any aged mofu?

>> No.15049111
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15049111

>>15049098
How much mofu do you require?

>> No.15049116

>>15049108
I'd like a cute cuddle bug kitsune, are their any available?

>> No.15049117

>>15049111
Just enough, I am not a greedy man. ANd once I have some of my own, I can always make some more.

>> No.15049130

>>15049098
>touching foxes
>putting your hand in fox's mouth
Enjoy your rabies

>> No.15049141

>>15049130
It's clearly a fox from some sort of Rescue or Breeder, you massive fucking autist.

>> No.15049145

>>15049141
I wonder if those Russian tame foxes would be nice pets

>> No.15049155

>>15049145
Yeah they're great, until tumblr gets it euthanized by lying that it bit them.

>> No.15049157

>>15049145
I've thought the same.

Side Note: One quick trip to /an/ reveals that the .webm is of some fox owned by a furry who was just euthanized due to tumblr.

>> No.15049162

>>15049157
>euthanized due to tumblr.
What happened?

>> No.15049169

>>15049162
>>15049155

>> No.15049173

>>15049162
see: >>15049155

>Tumblr faggots made up some story about abuse
>Call the cops saying it bit them
>Cops come to ask around.
>Cops attempt to remove it
>In the process it bites them
>Ends up really getting euthanized

>> No.15049199

>>15049173
When are they gonna learn that actions have consequences?

>> No.15049207

>>15049173
Kek
Based tumbrl

>> No.15049208

>>15049199
When they poke the wrong bear and start getting butchered for fucking around.
Nobody ever does anything in response to their bullshit, and it emboldens them. If people started tracking them down and shooting them, they'd stop real quick.

>> No.15049214

>>15049208
>If people started tracking them down and shooting them, they'd stop real quick.
Whoa there, that's going a bit far.
I'm all for self righteous pricks getting taken down a peg, but I won't advocate murder.

>> No.15049221

>>15049214
Cuck

>> No.15049231

>>15049208
This.

Their problem is, there's no real punishment, at least none following the three basic criteria: Swift, Certain, and Fair. Fair has been set aside for pats on the wrist, Swift has been turned aside for never, and Certain has been thrown out entirely.

>>15049214
Murder is intentional killing of a human being. These morons barely qualify, and it is possible to shoot without killing. Like with rock salt, or pepper spray...

>> No.15049246

>>15049231
>it is possible to shoot without killing. Like with rock salt, or pepper spray...

...Turd in a slingshot?

>> No.15049249

>>15049246
Let's leave that monkey business alone and get back to better monkey business: KOOKY KAKUENS!

>> No.15049281

>>15049173
You know, with what happened to that certain news site recently I'm hopeful tumblr will get fucked soon too.

>> No.15049287 [SPOILER] 
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15049287

ook ook

>> No.15049297

>>15049287
That's a boat, anon, not a monkey.

>> No.15049307

>>15049173
How do you know they made it up?

>> No.15049329

>>15049297
no anon that's definitely a monkey right there

ook ook

>> No.15049334

>>15049307
They admit to doing so and the "proof" the police were provided was an image from Google.

>> No.15049342 [DELETED] 

>>15049098
This would be a lot cuter if that guy wasn't a furry

>> No.15049352

>>15049221
of course the socially retarded /r9k/ fag would say that

>> No.15049358

>>15049173
oh gee a wild animal gets euthanized for assaulting a police officer

my heart weeps for the mass produced carbon lifeform

>> No.15049359

>>15049287
Is this a reference to that crappy movie 'Congo' that was about killer monkeys?

>> No.15049360

>>15049358
Careful with that edge, anon.

>> No.15049361

>>15049352
>>15049358
Dude, it's too early for the aggressive baiting.

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>>15049173
What did they have to gain from getting a fox euthanized?

>> No.15049364

>>15049359
No, it's a boatslut meme that belongs in the boatslut thread.

>> No.15049366

Have we been invaded? The last few days have been the shittiest we've been in months

>> No.15049370

>>15049362
Asking rational questions about incredibly irrational people and actions like that just doesn't lead to good answers anon, as unfortunate as that may be.

>> No.15049373

>>15049364
Kongo being a monkey is a boatslut meme?
I skim through the /a/ threads for lewd boats but I never see it.

>> No.15049381

>>15049366
My personal theory is that the shitposter(s) have finally wizened up and are being craftier about it, threadshitting in smaller bursts instead of splerging out with a single massive attack and getting banned for it.

>> No.15049382

>>15049373
It's an old meme that came about (in /jp/ I think) because her second remodel art has monkey ears. She also is said to act loud and far too exuberant most times.

>> No.15049384

>>15049362
You get no pleasure from getting something offed? I did it to remove pests and I can certainly say I gained a sense of satisfaction from eliminating every pest from my families' homes. I can imagine for some with a taste for bigger prey it'd give them a bigger sense of thrill. After all it's not a socially acceptable pet such as a cat, mice, dog, goat and multiple forms of scaly air and water breathing vertebrates.

>> No.15049387

>>15049360
You'd know if some random anon framed it the same way but gave it the greentext story spin you'd be all for offing the fuzzy one.

>> No.15049398

>>15049362
It hurts the pet's owner and hurting people is fun.

>> No.15049400

>>15049384
I know you're just baiting, but let's pretend you aren't for a second.
This is literally how serial killers are made, taking pleasure in hurting or killing small animals.

>> No.15049407

>>15049382
I see. Thanks for humoring my curiosity.

>> No.15049409

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be sure to adopt a slime today!

Many slime lolis are formed without proper care takers and they need YOU to help keep them safe.

We also deal in recently goo-ified mgs for those who want to help a panicking fox who lost her mofu.

>> No.15049412
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15049412

>You'll never date a gyaru monstergirl classmate who transferred schools
>You'll never see a photo of her from when she was a complete nerd, braids and all
>She'll never make fun of you as she takes your virginity, and you hers
>She'll never put her number in your phone after the fact, so she can tell you when she wants to go on a date with you again

>> No.15049414

>>15049398
> hurting people is fun.
For worthless pieces of shit, sure. People who were brought up properly don't think like this.

>> No.15049415

>>15049381
I think he's probably just testing the waters because of the new janitors be accepted announcement. He'll probably keep it up until the new guy(s) start banning him on sight like the old guy did.

>> No.15049416

>>15049362
Because as we've discussed, there's no consequences for them. Whether or not the authorities had caught on, it wouldn't have mattered to them. They still would have gotten away scott-free, and they knew it. And if you CAN do something that both has a chance of making you happy and has no consequences to you, why WOULDN'T you? This is seriously depressing me though, every day I find new things that make me hate my own species. Maybe that's why I'm here every day, to talk about things that aren't people yet keep all the fun parts of them.

>> No.15049421

>>15049414
>worthless pieces of shit
Not him, but the people in question are tumblr, so it's a safe assumption to make.

>> No.15049429

>>15049415
This is likely. I hope it happens soon because this place is so much better without his autistic rampages. I think many anons have some kind of mental problems but he's the first anon I've encountered who I feel genuinely needs to get help.

>> No.15049431

>>15049400
I'm not joking, I seriously do get a kick of keeping pests out of the home. People don't mind if it's gophers and other rodents, there's even commercialized cartoonish of multiple ways to get rid of pests. This one however does so at the possible risk of sending the officer to a long stay at a hospital. That point I do have contention with. I myself was bitten and the possibility of being in such pain, not my thing.

>> No.15049432

>>15049412
I will never get tired of looking at this image
I will never stop wanting to reach out and gently cradle and stroke the sides of those grapes
I will never stop wanting to try to slip my tongue beneath those pasties

>> No.15049433

>>15049416
This is a problem. The more you read up on this kind of thing the more you realize that the average person is fucking awful. Only the most sheltered of people can contest this, but at least we have places like this to have fun and forget it all. So let's do that.

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15049435

>>15049231
I will accept nothing more or less than pic related.

>> No.15049436

>>15049431
>This one however does so at the possible risk of sending the officer to a long stay at a hospital.
The officer got bit because the officer was retarded and decided to grab the thing barehanded. In good states, it would have been legal to shoot the officer dead the second they entered the home since the police did not have a warrant.

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>>15049416
If you can live with posting on a site where people seriously thought at one point and some still do that posting their murder suicide screeds and child porn ring and be congratulated, knowing some care more for things than other people, you can live with one fox dying to tumblr.

>> No.15049443

>>15049435
Oh, god. If this sort of thing actually works rather than gets you stabbed then this man is a genius.

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>>15049438
Well idiots will be idiots, I get that pretty well by this point. It isn't really the fact that the fox died, it's that there was no reason to, and the only motivation being "hey lets get something killed for shits and giggles."

I'm probably just too sentimental for my own good but stuff like that gets to me sometimes. I'm getting dangerously blog-ish by this point so I'll just post my favorite and then go back to lurking.

>> No.15049460

>>15049456
We've been pretty far off-topic for a while.

That's a cute Kraken.

>> No.15049464

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/718718048090202112

Time to give KC your energy!

>> No.15049471

>>15049464
New girl soon, huh? I hope by the time I get back we'll have something awesome to discuss,or more accurately shitpost.

>> No.15049472

>>15049456
There's nothing wrong with sentimentality. That amount of empathy is core to the human experience. And to be quite honest I wish sometimes I was that capable of that much empathy for others. But that's okay, monster girls would love people with hearts as big as yours.

For me I'm more concerned if they'd accept someone who shows a blatant lack of empathy at the worst of times. Don't get me wrong, I managed to learn to be a bit sociable and keep the worst parts to myself. I understand how people would feel if I said certain things.

>> No.15049475

>>15049464
Might as well throw my energy in the trash.

>> No.15049476

>>15049464
New Dragon

>> No.15049478

>>15049464
So soon?
Whoa shit. Nice.

>> No.15049480

>>15049464
Take my energy KC and make more crustacean monster girls. That or make Token Vietnamese chara to trigger vets

>> No.15049481

Anyone know where I can find green text about Gazers?

>> No.15049484

>>15049472
At least you try to understand. Most people who lack empathy don't even bother, or worse just see empathy as a weakness to exploit.

>> No.15049486

>>15049464
Take my energy for a new Wonderland Centaur!

>> No.15049488

>>15049464
Nidhogg Lamia!
Nidhogg Lamia!

>> No.15049489

>>15049464
I'm hoping for something awesome like the living armor, but the negative side of me just knows it'll be another flow kelp or college holst.

>> No.15049490

>>15047856
God that is such a gorgeous location.

I'd love a pool like that.

>> No.15049491

>>15049464
Don't fuck it up KC.

>> No.15049498

>>15048813
>Commissioned
Actually Butter drew that of his own volition.
Saw the Living Armor, and was inspired.

>> No.15049499

>>15049481
Here's one

>There once was a very mean and grumpy Gazer,
>Who shot her neighbors with her eye laser,
>An anon went into her sights
>And she went up in a fright
>and shocked him with the force of a tazer

>> No.15049502

>>15049498
Speaking of Butter-T, what's the vote counts of his latest poll look like?

>> No.15049504

>>15049488
>keep misreading nidhogg as nig nog
Damn my stupid racist brain.

>> No.15049508

>>15049464
Something with scales!

>> No.15049516

>>15049502
Hellhound dominated Apophis

>> No.15049518

>>15049464
Something related to alps!

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>>15049516
Just as I feared.

>> No.15049520

>>15049516
Please tell me this is true.

>> No.15049525

>>15049502
>>15049516
>>15049519
Eh, the more interesting choices were all the lowest ranking anyway. Regardless of whether Apophis or Hellhound won, both have been drawn loads to begin with.

>> No.15049527

>>15049464
Just as I'm going to bed.
If I don't wake up to perfection, I'm blaming you lot.

>> No.15049531

>>15049516
Good. I actually like Hellhounds and it annoys me that certain anons have tried turning them into shitpost material. A little more content slightly makes up for it.

>> No.15049532

>>15047856
I hear this in my head looking at this image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKL9grqXNys

>> No.15049534

>>15049525
Oh wait, it was Hellhound vs Apophis?

Shame. The language used made me think the winning option was an Apophis being dominated by a Hellhound or something.

>> No.15049537

>>15049525
You have a point. I would have loved to see Kunoichi art from Butter-T. The problem is she had 3 votes compared to Apophis and Hellhound's ~13 each.
So if I'm forced to pick between one girl who already has loads of art, and another girl who already has loads of art, I'd go for the grapesnek.

>> No.15049539

>>15047856
Fuck. First Silent makes that amazing one shot and now Mono does this. I never thought I'd fap to a sea monstergirl.

>> No.15049543

>>15049484
Don't worry, I'm too inept/unwilling to do things like exploit an anon's feelings of loneliness, like say

>always being there for anon
>always being supportive of anon's decisions
>always giving jokes, smiling and listening and caring for what he has to say, when he says it
>waiting to see what checks to cash in
>and laugh off my plans as self deprecating humor
>and using my weakness by using that as a way for anon to feel useful and needed by him offering up and doing a good job at x thing
>or perhaps better him consoling you when you are weak
>letting him draw his own conclusions of the people he wants/doesn't want in life
>never betray, betrayal is the taboo that will end you and make everyone miserable

I now realize I just described what a manipulative girl in a VN does before anon's pure heart fills the empty void of the manipulative girl's soul. Then again if the girl is doing it all for the things no one would argue against, and it doesn't hurt anyone, is it really a bad thing? I'll stop blogfaqqing, I'm no supervillain, I haven't the maniacal laugh for it.

>> No.15049547

>>15049537
Well look on the bright side. Now your waifu won't have horrible proportions and be stuck behind a patreon paywall to see the non shit version.

>> No.15049548

In the event of bigamy or a harem, would the other wives be able to see the Living Armor's true form or would they just see their husband fucking a tin can?

>> No.15049552

>>15049547
Goddammit, why has Butter-T gone this far?
Not to mention $70 for his art.
I don't mean to say his art is shit, but I prefer Monorus's artstyle much more, and he only charges $60.

>> No.15049559

>>15049552
>Monorus's artstyle much more, and he only charges $60
That doesn't sound right, unless you go for Mono's cheaper sketch style. Otherwise they're about the same price.

>> No.15049568

>>15049552
Mono costs $60 for a waist up image from my experience, a full body one would likely cost a lot more.

>> No.15049573

>>15049552
>>15049559
>>15049568
He charges an initial $90 for a full-body shot, last I checked.

'Course, I like Mono's style a lot better than Butter-T's personally, and he doesn't put his shit behind a paywall.

>> No.15049594

>>15049573
>I like Mono's style a lot better than Butter-T's personally
You're not the only one, I'd gladly pay more for something I like from him than take a gamble on if Butter fucks up the anatomy or not.

>> No.15049616

>>15049464
But that would make him alp.

>> No.15049621

>>15049616
How can KC Alp if she's already a cute Baphomet?

>> No.15049655

>>15049548
>Man has one Inari wife and 5 Living Armor wives, each a different type of armor
>The Inari just thinks he has a neat collection of magical floating armor and finds it creepy when he talks to it, and masturbates in it
>But she pretends its normal because she loves him

>> No.15049681

What Monster Girl would be Shadow the hedgehog Edgy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTBbTSjZpI

>> No.15049716

>>15047843
Remove Maus.
>>15047847
I'd teke her li-li.

>> No.15049721

>>15049155
>>15049173
This is that YouTube channel Foxalbiazul, right? With the creepy-ass furry?

How do you know he was euthanised? I'm looking around, and all I'm seeing is that the fox died at eight years old. Nothing about any Tumblr stuff.

>> No.15049724

>>15049476
I see Dragons and I want them painted black.

>> No.15049726

>mfw I will never have a cottonmouth lamia to make fun of me for starting to play Runescape again since I'm bored.

Life is suffering. Doubly so since I've started playing this timesink again.

>> No.15049728

>>15049681
Crow Tengu after the boy she stalked starts dating some slut.

>> No.15049729
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>>15049716
Why would you want to remove cute mice that write poetry about you?

>> No.15049731

>>15049724
What, not satisfied with Jabberwock for the criteria of slut-dragon?

>> No.15049733

>>15049726
>playing Runescape
You have to be at least 18 to post here, boy.
>>15049729
Remove Maus, this is what the comic book taught me.

>> No.15049735

>>15049731
T-there's nothing slutty about Black Dragons!

>> No.15049742

>>15049731
Hey now, Jabberwocks are NOT sluts!

In fact, no Monster Girl is a slut.

>> No.15049744

>>15049735
Given that in KC's setting, they're counted among Druella's "Extremists"...

>>15049742
Fine fine. Nymphomaniac work better for you?

>> No.15049748

>>15049744
Yes, it does.

I want to help a nymphomaniac Jabberwock with her medical condition!

>> No.15049749

>>15049744
Nymphomaniac Black Dragons? Please KC, please. Please?

>> No.15049750

>>15049742
You're a slut.

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man I wish there was art with her having fluffier tailes

>> No.15049753

>>15049751
REAL FOXES HAVE MOFU

>> No.15049761

>>15048587
I don't see the problem. See it this way. There's hunderds of ways to spend your money, most of those lead to some form of (short) term personal satisfaction, don't really leave much in the world.

You are doing something different. You are using your money to add something new to the world that will last. Not just that, the money you spend can be enjoyed by far more people than just you.

So really, every dollar you spend on a comission, is essentially a dollar spend for all of us and a dollar spend enriching the world with more last art.

Be a little more proud of yourself.

>> No.15049815

>>15049729
Tell me more about this poetry.

>> No.15049822

>>15049681
Goth Titania and her friend Emo Wurm

At least, they think they're edgy. They try to be, because they want to be cool so the boys will like them. They're both really bad at it though, so it usually backfires.

>> No.15049826

>>15049733
Anon, you have to be at least 18 to even know what runescape is. That shit is as old as the internet.

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https://twitter.com/OniTengu0/status/718753078820806656


The legs look a bit too short on some of these but here's some cute Dormice.

>> No.15049829

>>15049822
>Goth Titania
>Emo Wurm
Pleasepleaseplease make them. Stories, art, whatever. Gimme.

>> No.15049831

http://touchfluffytail.org/?p=5881

I don't know if people here care, but TFT is doing a thing.

>> No.15049835

>>15049831
>I don't know if people here care
We don't.

>> No.15049839

>>15049829
Maybe later, sleep now

>> No.15049840

>>15049826
Well excuuuuse me, princess. I can still hear the clickety-click noise of Mining.

>> No.15049843

>>15049831
>You must be logged in to vote.

Why

That .less image is pretty neat

>> No.15049847

>>15049831
I don't care, but I looked. Just a mascot contest.
>Gets worse as you keep going
>Look back around a second time to confirm who the fox in the hawaiian shirt is
>See the fox with the bulge
I didn't know what I expected.

>> No.15049854

>>15049831
>That Fox Maid
>Dem tanlines on Kitsch
Mono and .less, based as the usual.

>> No.15049859

>>15049831
Don't really care about the site apart from 1-2 writers there but I'd by lying if I said there weren't some fantastic designs there.

If I had an account I'd give my votes to sub, less and mono but fuck logging into that place.

>> No.15049869

>>15049847
Mono-tan and .less's slutfox are pretty nice. Really though, it's a mascot contest for a site I don't use, so meh.

>> No.15049874

>>15049859
Would only take you a minute or two to sign up, I made an account just to vote for mono and sub

>> No.15049877

>>15049831
I'll never understand what it is that people see in kitsunes

>> No.15049880

>>15049877
mofu

>> No.15049882

>>15049831
Why do you post it, then?

>> No.15049887

>>15049877
Is this about the cosplay tier thing or do you not like foxes?

I don't mind either way

>> No.15049891

>>15049831
>Sub-Res mofu
Very cute, I like her.
>Weresheep
Cute, but I don't think she's very fitting or stand out.
>Futafagshit
Rot in hell
>Monorus Mofu
Really like her design, the brown skin works well with her costume
>Mithril Mofu
Cute, but a bit too plain.
>.less Mofu
Actually like this one, she's cute. We need more hawaiin beach bum girls.
>Kukuroyo Mofu
I appreciate the fact he went with something different and he deserves props for it, but I don't think she's too fitting for the mascot.
>Jiffic Mofu
Now that's a soft Mofu
>Hyphenanon Mofubird
Eeeh, she's cute, but plain. And I don't think she's too fitting for the site.
>Eyepop Mofu
Too furry.
>Critnuke Mofu
Thats an insane creation of mofu, I admire you while also hoping you'll seek help.
>Dragonith Mofu
I'm impressed, he put a lot of work into her design, good on him.
>Axem Mofu
I'm not feeling this one, sorry.

Of the entries, I'd put the "Serious consideration" ones to be

>Sub-Res's Mofu
>Monorus' Mofu
>.less' Mofu
>Jiffic's Mofu
>Dragonith's Mofu

Personally, I'm a bit torn between Mono's and .less'. I like them both for different reasons, and they work as a nice counterpart to each other, one is a tomboy and one is a girly girl. Also one is tan while the other is genuine delicious brown.

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>>15049831
>.less sumbitting Kitsch

Nice try .less. I know your game.
Well, at least she doesn't look as horrible as that Eyepop shit. I mean Jesus, at least put the effort in to draw a fully complete picture.

>Read the pastebin dump for by Eyepop
>She's a heterochromatic Mary Sue

Of-fucking-course. And come on, TFT. I know you're bad, but accepting anonymous submissions from /chaos/ for a fucking futa?

I hope Sub, Mono, Kukuruyo's or Hyphen's get picked.

Well, hey, at least she isn't the mascot abomination from /monster/. It still baffles me that anyone there thought it was a good idea. Were they really so desperate to establish their own identity that they just accepted the first design that came through?

>> No.15049909

>>15049831
You should pick the futa one, tells your visitors all they need to know, really.

>> No.15049914

>>15049891
>All Mofu
>Not a single lamia in sight
Call me a man blinded by lamia love, but damn.

>> No.15049920

>>15049909
This.

>> No.15049926

>>15049914
>site called touchfluffytail
Plus, the most "casual" and entry-level monster girl of them all makes for the optimal mascot.

>> No.15049935

>>15049926
Fine. You got me there.

>> No.15049941

All cute things are meant to dance.

Especially the small cute things.

I'm talking about daughterus.

>> No.15049946

>>15049926
>cutethings.com
>Abomination city 24/7

>> No.15049951

KC stop tweeting about Splatoon, post the new girl already.

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>>15049951
I hope the new girl is another squid type.

>> No.15049960

>>15049908
>Well, hey, at least she isn't the mascot abomination from /monster/
The funny thing is that not even /monster/ likes it.
They are having a sort of competition on a new mascot.
Looking at the thread, they've been going at it for a while. But most of them boil down to "like the last one, but not shit".
Looking at some of the things that have done, I'd say that when they change it, it will look a hell of a lot better than it does now.

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>>15049958
A new Scylla would be nice.

>> No.15049974

>>15049827
Tell me anon, how exactly do you get the high resolution images from those twitter posts? I cant seem to manage.

>> No.15049978

>>15049831
>futa
>/chaos/
>even an option
Jesus crist, I just remeber why I don't go there.

>> No.15049979

>>15049908
>Nice try .less. I know your game.
What? Can't appreciate good ol' tanned fluff?

>> No.15049980

>>15049970
Dream on, brother.

>> No.15049981

>>15049960
I'm fucking glad this place isn't circlejerky enough to have a fucking mascot.

>> No.15049983

>>15049970
>KC won't ever do a doujin of this miserable monstergirl getting a husband so that she won't be as miserable

>> No.15049985

>>15049908
>Nice try .less. I know your game.
What's his game?

>> No.15049987

>>15049983
What would the lewd be like?

>> No.15049989

>>15049761
For me there was just pretty much no art of my favorite out there. At least not the MGE version other than this

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45565758

Other than that there's Kejourou art but is general or based more on their original version. What I've found has varied in quality.

And so I felt the need to commission artists.

>> No.15049991

>>15049974
View image, add ":orig" to the end of the url to get the original resolution.

>> No.15049996

>>15049978
It's not known as Bob's gay cult for nothing.

>> No.15049998

>>15049981
I could almost swear we considered it once before.
And then quickly decided against when we realized how terrible that sounded.
I can't say for sure though.

>> No.15050000

>>15049981
What do you think Janet is?

>> No.15050004

>>15049981
You say that... But never underestimate the autism of some of the anons here.

>> No.15050008

>>15050000
Allow me to check that for you.

>> No.15050009

>>15050000
No different from Charon-chan.

>> No.15050010

>>15049991
Wonderful, thank you anon.

>> No.15050016

>>15050009
>Charon-chan.
Come to think of it, she sort of is our mascot.
Well, outside of the fact that we don't refer to her as it, but she is pretty damn close.

>> No.15050028

>>15050016
You're really reaching with your tu quoque here buddy.

>> No.15050080

>>15050009
The whole "Janet" thing is much more cringey and less interesting than Charon, though.

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>4 hours and still no girl
Does KC enjoy this?

On a related note morning baths would be a relaxing way to pass the time, what Monster Girl would be the best bath partner?

>> No.15050084

>>15049985
Being a big ol' slut for Kitsoviet and Kitsch

>> No.15050088

Tumbleweed MG when?

>> No.15050091
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>>15050083
Scylla with lathered-up tits and a soapy rear.

>> No.15050094

>>15050083
I think 6-7 hours is the longest he's ever dragged it out for.

>> No.15050097

>>15050083
I want to take a bath with a Kej

>> No.15050106

>>15050016
She really isn't close at all. Talk about her is infrequent, we don't plaster her anywhere, even internally, as a postergirl for the thread, and she's not been around since the dawn of these threads, or anywhere even close.

The only reason you think she's a mascot is just telling of how little mascot culture there is in these threads. Which is good.

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>>15050083
The answer is always slime.

>> No.15050115

>>15050106
>The only reason you think she's a mascot is just telling of how little mascot culture there is in these threads. Which is good.
Well, I guess that's true.

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15050118

>>15050106
Have you forgotten about me~?

>> No.15050121

>>15050118
I want to get a toothbrush and scrub those inner-buds.

>> No.15050124

>>15050118
No I haven't forgotten about you slimy cock nobbler.

>> No.15050125

>>15050097
>She can't manipulate her hair freely when it's wet
>During this time she's completely vulnerable to molestation
I want to grope Kejourou onee-san!

>> No.15050130
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15050130

>> No.15050133

>>15050130
BURN IT.

>> No.15050136

>>15050130
Well then.

>> No.15050140
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>>15050130
Whoa.

>> No.15050143

>>15050130
Well thats.
I mean.
I'll wait for the translation to judge it.

>> No.15050148

>>15050130
Honedge? Or Rubilax?

>> No.15050150

>>15050130
Oh, and yes, these cursed swords have the same effect as demon silver swords. No indiscriminate slaughtering.

>> No.15050152

>>15050130
Oh fuck yes.

Time for adventures with a living armor and cursed sword.

>> No.15050154

>>15050148
>Rubilax
This is more like Soul Edge than Rubilax.

>> No.15050157

>>15050130
Whoaah. Noice.
Too soon to judge but instant points for it's evil side. Would be interesting to know how they appear.

>> No.15050160

>>15050130
"Blood, darkness, come to me!"

>> No.15050163

>>15050130
HOLY SHIT YES

>> No.15050165
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15050165

>>15050130
Eh. Nice design, but too demony for my tastes. I can already predict the boring, cookie-cutter profile description. Fuck fuck fuck, fight fight fuck.

Assessing the design, it's not so much a sword spirit, but it appears to be a literal cursed sword, which will corrupt the girl who picks it up, bonding with her and turning her into that. Note the way the armour comes from the sword, fusing with her body, and fusing the arm to the sword to the point where you can't even clearly make out her right hand.

What do you think?

>> No.15050170
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15050170

>>15050130
Here's the slightly higher resolution

>> No.15050173

>>15050165
I think you're a filthy fucking alp. What are you gonna do about it?

>> No.15050175
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15050175

And the profile

>> No.15050176

>>15050130
She's pointy with all those edges.

>> No.15050177

>>15050170
Its getting worse and worse..
Cant blame him, after 300+ characters

>> No.15050181

>>15050130
Odd.

>> No.15050184

>>15050165
I can already predict the shitposts upon shitposts of "I want to give Paladin-chan a new sword for her birthday!" That's what I can already predict.

>> No.15050187

>>15050170
>>15050130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cizADbZppec

Neat!

>> No.15050189

>>15050177
>300+
Try 184, also shit taste.

>> No.15050191
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>>15050130
>Want living armor for adventure
>Also want cursed sword for adventure
>Realize I can't have both
>Waifu a Unicorn and turn her into a Bicorn
>I now have Armor, a Weapon, and a mighty steed to g o adventuring with

THE DREAM!
H
E

D
R
E
A
M
!

>> No.15050196

>>15050125

It might be heavier or something but I think they could still move it around.

You're not getting out of that tub unmolested yourself.

>> No.15050197

>>15050187
>Not even best SC2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIMKQfEdm2U

>> No.15050198

>>15050130
ABOMINATION
I'm pumped. How long until we get the profile?

>> No.15050199

>>15050177
What's so bad about her?
>>15050177
Err there are hardly 180+ so far, you sure you know what you're talking about?

>> No.15050204

>>15050184
fuck that noise
I would give it to the sweet innocent farm girl who wants to defend her family and turn her into a war machine.
That would get my corruption boner way more than some shitty paladin.

>> No.15050205

>>15050191
>turning an innocent creature into a cuckloving semon demon

Shit taste detected.

>> No.15050206

>>15050184
And it will never stop.

>> No.15050208

>>15050191
Smart kid.

>> No.15050210

>>15050191
The Bicorn better be wearing armor of her own too, something edgy looking with a few extra horns on the helmet.

>> No.15050211

>>15049831
>sub-res
What
I thought he is a jap. How did he enter that contest?

>> No.15050218

>>15050211
I'm pretty sure he's Dutch.

>> No.15050220

>>15050211
If he's a jap, then his English is damn fine for an eleven.

>> No.15050221

OBLIVION

>> No.15050225

>>15050204
Please don't spoil my upcoming story.

>> No.15050226

>>15050221
is 10 years old

>> No.15050227
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15050227

Corrupted sword? Nah.

Give me the holy version, possessed by a spirit of love and hope who aids a human girl transformed into a winged, holy warrior.

>> No.15050229

>>15050165
I thought it was moreso a cursed sword that manifests itself as a girl. No possessing a girl, only you're allowed to weild her, similar to how with Living Armor only you're allowed to wear her.

What happens when an unstoppable blade meets an impenetrable shield?

>>15050177
>Worse and Worse
What? MGE has been improving, compare the older entries to the newer ones. KC went through most of the obligatory/generic Monster Girls, now he can have fun with the more obscure and unique ones.

>> No.15050230

>>15050204
Ah, while I understand you dislike of the paladin, do not be so quick to throw it away.

Corruption like many things in life is to be treated like wine, the will always be the one you value above others, but variety exists to break the monotony of repeats

>> No.15050231

>>15050226
>is 10 years old
O-oh...

>> No.15050233

>>15050227
And then there's this handholding cuddleslut of a man.

>> No.15050234

>>15050225
If you are seriously writing a corruption story, then I am sorry
green text or full?

>> No.15050236

>>15050226
just kill me

>> No.15050238

>>15050227
>MGE
>Holy
>not getting corrupted the instant it comes close to manonmana
Yeah... About that...

>> No.15050242

>>15050226
First thing that came to mind with the black and red.

I'm sure there's a way to work in a 'her gate to oblivion' joke somewhere in there.

>> No.15050243

>>15050227
I still say if there is a super valk then we need a dark super valk

>> No.15050245

>>15050234
Prose short

>> No.15050251

>>15050245
very well.
I wish you luck

>> No.15050261

>>15050243
>dark super valk
but anon, what colour is there to make her darker than black?

>> No.15050273
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15050273

>>15050210
>>15050208
>Armor morphs to my desires to outfit us both
>Sword probably does too
>Bi-Corn in Living Armor with a Cursed Sword turned into a Polearm
>While atop rides a terrifying heavily clad Living Armor Knight with a Cursed Sword
>Riding around on Hecarim while basically looking like Nightmare

The human lands shall know fear! All will bow to the might of the Demon Queen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EefN3oOlHEA&nohtml5=False

Also that guy linking a poor quality version of this really triggered me.

>> No.15050278

>>15050130
Demon family
Magic Material type
Habitat: ruins, ancient buildings such as castles
Temper: Berserk, obedient, devoted
Food: Spirit energy of human men

Human women corrupted by magical swords. These magic swords were created by a terrible demon lord of many generations past, turning their wielders into madmen, slaughtering all those around them, enemies and allies alike. But with the new demon lord taking the throne, these swords also had their nature altered. They act like the "Demon Silver" weapons used by monsters today, attacking not a victim's body, but their energy, and wounds inflicted by them spill forth spirit energy rather than blood, and the demonic energy of the blade will enter through the wound, corrupting the victim into a monster or incubus.

(cont)

>> No.15050283

>>15050278
SHITBALLS
so no murder hoboing?

>> No.15050286

>>15050278
>Human women corrupted by magical swords.
Bueno.

>> No.15050290

>>15050184
Better screencap this for later use.

>> No.15050296

>>15050278
These swords have been buried and sealed away by the current demon lord due to their danger, but their seals weakened over time, and they are occasionally uncovered by looters and adventurers. At first glance, these magical blades look like common swords, but they wear at their wielder's body and spirit like parasites, and feed upon the magical energy of people slashed by it. At first, their influence is kind of uplifting, but their "hosts" will gradually become more violent as the sword's influence strengthens, and eventually just looking at a human will give the person urges to draw their blade and attack them.

>> No.15050299

>>15050221
?

>> No.15050301

>>15050130
>>15050278
>>15050296
Well KC, you're the master of "Meh".

>> No.15050305

>>15050296
So, not only does it corrupt women, it turns her into a blade freak that demonizes everyone she attacks? Even the current demon lord thought these were too edgy.

>> No.15050306

>>15050130
Literally my fetish.

>> No.15050313
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Art of Cursed Sword laughing maniacally like this when?

>> No.15050316

>>15050130
It reminds me of Zarich from Lineage2

>> No.15050321

>>15050296
Sounds Mayadere so far, this pleases me.

>> No.15050325
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15050325

>>15050313
>tfw went out to look for rule 63 Nightmare
>There is none
>tfw came back with this instead

Bah humbug.

>> No.15050327

>>15050313
>Cackling in the midst of all the fire and debauchery around her
Mmhmm.

>> No.15050333
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15050333

Full resolution Cursed Blade is up.

>> No.15050337

>>15050305
Dear lord
MGE now has a "Lady of the edge"!

>> No.15050339

>>15050130
>It's a good one!
AWESOME. I guess we should have seen this one coming after the armour girl.

>> No.15050340

>>15050170
she shall show us the greatest nightmare!

>> No.15050343

>>15050296
With the power of the old demon lord in these blades granting their wielder the power of a monster, even a weak village girl could become a formidable magic swordsman. If these demonic blades cut a human, and their victim is corrupted into something inhuman, their wielder will experience inhuman pleasure, and to seek more of that pleasure, they will direct their blades at more and more people.

(cont)

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>>15049681
>04/09/16(Sat)06:17:54

>>15050130
>04/09/16(Sat)08:18:37

>>15050305
>>15050313
>>15050321
>>15050337

MEME MAGIC CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM

>> No.15050347

>>15050278
>wounds inflicted by them spill forth spirit energy rather than blood
>Bandits rape an innocent farm girl
>She dig up the forbidden treasure of her ancestors to get revenge
>With the cursed sword she easily defeats the bandits and executes them
>To her surprise they don't die, but rather scream and writhe in pain while jizzing all over the cave floor
>She begins to CBT them with the sword, cutting their balls off, cutting their dicks into thin little slices
>But no matter what she does and how they beg for death, their dick keep on cumming
>The delicious energy begins to intoxicate her
>It feel better and better
>Finally she cums from ramming the sword "eye-to-eye" through the bandit who took her virginity
>From that moment on, no rapist is safe
Edgy enough / too edgy / way too edgy / ???

>> No.15050351

>>15050340
yfw its a nightmare that won "best horse" at a competition

>> No.15050352

>>15050347
Yes.

>> No.15050354

>>15050347
Wewlad / Edgy

>> No.15050357

>>15050347
Sligtly to edgy / too edgy

>> No.15050362

>>15050343
>even a weak village girl could become a formidable magic swordsman
This pleases me corruption boner.
> If these demonic blades cut a human, and their victim is corrupted into something inhuman, their wielder will experience inhuman pleasure, and to seek more of that pleasure, they will direct their blades at more and more people
Sweet Jesus yes, this is my kind of girl.

>> No.15050364

>>15050347
Hot

>> No.15050371

>>15050343
>even a weak village girl could become a formidable magic swordsman
What if lizard or salamander picked them up? Would they be too OP? Or only humans can use them?

>> No.15050378

>>15050371
I imagine they get the same level as a peasant girl would. So it's not an addition to the skills, it sets the skills at something.

>> No.15050379

>>15050371
Meaby the feed on the users spirt energy as well?
Then Salamenders wouldn't able to ues them.

>> No.15050380

>>15050347
Must be in a weapon shop because that was all kinds of edge.

>> No.15050381

>>15050347
>but rather scream and writhe in pain while jizzing all over the cave floor
Demon silver don't work like that.
>>15050343
As the cursed sword continues to assimilate its host, they will begin experiencing climax each time they "kill" a person, furthering their berserk aggression. Eventually, the girl and the sword will become one, the girl seeing herself and the sword as one and the same, and her desires becoming the same as her sword's. Turning any human she sees into a monster with her blade, the spirit energy spraying from their victims splashing upon her face, their faces twisted into a perpetual, vacant smile of ecstasy.

(cont)


As a side note, when a man picks up one of these swords, they won't get infested by it... unless they're potential Alps. So yes, alp cursed swords do exist.

Remember to say no homo when you have a swordfight with one.

>> No.15050384

>>15050371
>salamander picks up the sword
>now not only gets off to fighting strong men but also cums from going on rampages through towns and attacking unarmed civilians
>becomes a greater monsterization tool than dark matters themselves

>> No.15050390

>>15050381
>She'll never gasp in orgasm as she rams her sword in your chest, making you experience pleasure like you didn't think possible
>Talking about "Look at that. I'm inside you."
>Pulling it out and then presenting herself to you
>Telling you it's your turn

>> No.15050392

>>15050381
>Sword possesses people to go on rampages of sexual violence
>the mentally become the sword after a while
So it's a bit like Umbra in Morrowind and Oblivion then. Only they've got an insatiable hunger for pleasure and being splattered with cum rather than slaughter and being spattered with blood.

>> No.15050393

Do we have the full high res image yet? I can see her being a favorite.

>> No.15050396

>>15050333
And you aren't sharing it again?

>> No.15050397

>>15050393
Yup >>15050333

>> No.15050401

>>15050397
Those are just her tits. Granted they're spectacular, but I meant the full thing.

>> No.15050404

>>15050390

>She holds you close to herself and stabs the both of you with her sword

>> No.15050405

>>15050343
>even a weak village girl could become a formidable magic swordsman
>>15050204
you fucking wizard

>> No.15050407

>>15050381
>Climaxing from ending people's lives as humans
Evil girls are the best.
>>15050401
Don't count on it, he's just the usual guy who'll tease and then pretend to shill the enty account when called out on it so he can get a reaction.

>> No.15050409

>>15050407
>>Climaxing from ending people's lives
I also really get off to women like that. Goldeneye has a lot to answer for.

>> No.15050414

>>15050278
>>15050296
>>15050343
>>15050381
She's a traitor's best ally.

>> No.15050416

>>15050414
>Traitor's only reward is to get penetrated by her

>> No.15050419

>>15050407
>Don't count on it, he's just the usual guy who'll tease and then pretend to shill the enty account when called out on it so he can get a reaction.
Oh for fucks sake. Really? He can't just be cool and post the image?

>> No.15050424

>>15050416
Yeah, becoming an incubus is pretty sweet.

>> No.15050437

What happens when an unstoppable cursed sword mets and unmovable living armor?

>> No.15050444

>>15050437
Yuri.

>> No.15050449

Gazerfag got more art from that guy
http://768-1.tumblr.com/post/142501400629

>> No.15050461

>>15050449
>even more gazer art
Meh. Good for him I guess.

>> No.15050465

>>15050449
What a monomaniac!

>> No.15050477

>>15050381
The girl who has become a cursed sword cannot control their own impulses. When even the pleasure of "taking a human life" does not satisfy them, and their raging impulses urge them towards one man, the one they attacked was most likely their favorite man.

When nestled in the arms of the one they recognize as their husband, and having their heads stroked, their psychotic behavior disappears, and they quiet down, almost as if entranced.
A monster's pleasure of being with her husband. For them, the pleasure of "taking human lives" will not even compare. The husband becomes the Cursed Sword's sheath, and as long as he surrounds her body with his own, the feeling of emptiness that drove them to keep "killing" to find satisfaction is sated, and their aggressive impulses will be stilled.
Or rather, their impulses take on a different form. Seeking cuddles from their husband, and wanting them to affirm their love for them whenever they open your mouth. In return, the husband has their undying devotion, and they will defend them from any dangers. As such, both her blade, and her female body become dedicated to him.
However, if they're left alone for too long, they will "unsheathe themselves", and attack and cut down their husbands in order to rape them. However, rather than a violent impulse, this is really just them feeling that their care isn't reciprocated, and becoming visibly frustrated.

Whew, that was a handful. Probably all wrong too, this one is difficult. But it should convey the gist of her profile.

>> No.15050479 [SPOILER] 
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15050479

>>15050170
>>15050130
Transparent Version
Added to Album
http://imgur.com/a/crARm#26

To the anon who complained last time, i had to use the other program this time, because this version is objectively better than the other version I had

>> No.15050484

>>15050477
And just to have it all in one convenient post

Demon family
Magic Material type
Habitat: ruins, ancient buildings such as castles
Temper: Berserk, obedient, devoted
Food: Spirit energy of human men

Human women corrupted by magical swords. These magic swords were created by a terrible demon lord of many generations past, turning their wielders into madmen, slaughtering all those around them, enemies and allies alike. But with the new demon lord taking the throne, these swords also had their nature altered. They act like the "Demon Silver" weapons used by monsters today, attacking not a victim's body, but their energy, and wounds inflicted by them spill forth spirit energy rather than blood, and the demonic energy of the blade will enter through the wound, corrupting the victim into a monster or incubus.
These swords have been buried and sealed away by the current demon lord due to their danger, but their seals weakened over time, and they are occasionally uncovered by looters and adventurers. At first glance, these magical blades look like common swords, but they wear at their wielder's body and spirit like parasites, and feed upon the magical energy of people slashed by it. At first, their influence is kind of uplifting, but their "hosts" will gradually become more violent as the sword's influence strengthens, and eventually just looking at a human will give the person urges to draw their blade and attack them.
With the power of the old demon lord in these blades granting their wielder the power of a monster, even a weak village girl could become a formidable magic swordsman. If these demonic blades cut a human, and their victim is corrupted into something inhuman, their wielder will experience inhuman pleasure, and to seek more of that pleasure, they will direct their blades at more and more people.
As the cursed sword continues to assimilate its host, they will begin experiencing climax each time they "kill" a person, furthering their berserk aggression. Eventually, the girl and the sword will become one, the girl seeing herself and the sword as one and the same, and her desires becoming the same as her sword's. Turning any human she sees into a monster with her blade, the spirit energy spraying from their victims splashing upon her face, their faces twisted into a perpetual, vacant smile of ecstasy.
The girl who has become a cursed sword cannot control their own impulses. When even the pleasure of "taking a human life" does not satisfy them, and their raging impulses urge them towards one man, the one they attacked was most likely their favorite man.

When nestled in the arms of the one they recognize as their husband, and having their heads stroked, their psychotic behavior disappears, and they quiet down, almost as if entranced.
A monster's pleasure of being with her husband. For them, the pleasure of "taking human lives" will not even compare. The husband becomes the Cursed Sword's sheath, and as long as he surrounds her body with his own, the feeling of emptiness that drove them to keep "killing" to find satisfaction is sated, and their aggressive impulses will be stilled.
Or rather, their impulses take on a different form. Seeking cuddles from their husband, and wanting them to affirm their love for them whenever they open your mouth. In return, the husband has their undying devotion, and they will defend them from any dangers. As such, both her blade, and her female body become dedicated to him.
However, if they're left alone for too long, they will "unsheathe themselves", and attack and cut down their husbands in order to rape them. However, rather than a violent impulse, this is really just them feeling that their care isn't reciprocated, and becoming visibly frustrated.

>> No.15050489

>>15050479
What's with the heavy jpg artifacts? The original jpg is in much higher quality.

>> No.15050495

>>15050484
I want to be a wandering blacksmith, selling these swords in every city and helping to freed their citizens!

>> No.15050497

>>15050484
The girls are more sadistic than Manticores and Hellhounds combined.
I love it, but I worry she's going to be shitpost material/a meme.

>> No.15050498

>>15050484
"Evil" girls with a thing for corruption that attack people indiscriminately but just want a guy to settle down with and cuddle, cute.

Thinking about it they're basically thread canon Druella.

>> No.15050502

>>15050489
it would have been worse if I used the other program

>> No.15050518

>>15050407
>the usual guy who'll tease and then pretend to shill the enty account when called out on it so he can get a reaction.

Wow. Don't we have anyone else here with access to it who doesn't pull that kind of shit?

>> No.15050526

>>15050518
Don't look at me, I'm a poorfag.

>> No.15050546

>Currently at 183 Monster Girls
>Only 17 Monster Girls left in MGE Volume 2
It's nearing the end of the volume guys, what do you think the end book Monster Girls will be? In MGE 1, the last 10 Monster Girls were fairly big ones. They were, in this order

>Angel
>Dark Angel
>Dark Priest
>Dragon
>Undine
>Ignis
>Sylph
>Gnome
>Dark Matter
>Lilim

What surprises do you think KC has in store for the end of Volume 2?

>> No.15050548
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15050548

>>15050484
Oh, and just one more thing.

Say, no one translated Making of Kikimora yet, right?
Should I get to that?

>> No.15050550
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15050550

Your virginity is ogre now

>> No.15050554
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>>15050548

>> No.15050555

>>15050548
>the high res version
You are a gentleman and a scholar, sir.

>> No.15050558

>>15050548
We really need someone to make a compilation of the translations for all the making ofs.

>> No.15050560

>>15050548
YES. Who the hell else even does that?

>>15050554
Finally.

>> No.15050563

>>15050554
>high res kiki
Not my favourite monster but you're doing the Lord's work, anon.

>> No.15050572

>>15050550
I bet a hug from her would utterly swamp you in her tits.

>> No.15050580

>>15050548
>Evil Kejourou.jpg

>> No.15050581

>>15050550
Barb's facial features really have gotten better.
Hell, if I say myself, the lewd smile looks almost like KC's own style.

>> No.15050585

>>15050550
>dose hips
Gonna need the whole night to fill her up!

>> No.15050589

>>15050581
Agreed. His earlier stuff was terrible, but you can see he's worked hard and boy has it payed off.

>> No.15050593
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15050593

>>15050560
Right.

Keywords: "Dog + Bird", "Skilled Maid", "Victorian", "Eroticism without exposure"

Perfection in housework, service and vigil! "Kikimora"-san from a maid race.

My first decision was mixing dog and bird features in her design. In the above rough sketches, I gave her shoes in the style of a bird's feet.
While the finished one has a very soft impression, this early sketch conveyed the image of a "perfect maid". A very sharp looking girl, with a little whiff of Anubis.

(cont)

>> No.15050598

>>15050550
Very nice overall. I especially like her facial expression and lewd posture.
I know she isn't going to be gentle, but I kinda need to walk in the morning.

>> No.15050601

Calling it the next monstergirl is gonna be a shield

>> No.15050604

>>15050601
You may very well be right.

>> No.15050606

>>15050593
>"Eroticism without exposure"
The best kind.

>> No.15050610
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15050610

>tfw Making of Shirohebi
>KC remarks on the story that inspired him to make Shirohebi
>A Noh play wherein a snake woman traps a priest and gets revenge on him, titled "Doujouji"
>tfw I take a Jap Film & Theater Hist. class and read that play

>> No.15050617

>>15050610
There's a high res Shirohebi?

>> No.15050623

>>15050581
He always had okay/good faces in sketches. It's full colored pics that had shit faces

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>>15050617

>> No.15050627

>>15050581
I think when he started diversifying the expressions in his drawings he really improved.

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>>15050593
In order to give her a calm image, I went for a victorian style maid uniform. But I also love french maid uniforms! You gotta have some play with her where she wears one of them!

In this rough sketch, she was approaching her finished appearance. Compared to her initial look, where she wore a "Katyusha" hairband (the japanese term for an Alice band), I gave her a mob cap for a more relaxed atmosphere.

(cont)

>> No.15050631

>>15050625
Fuck yes.
Thank you. How many other girls has this guy sneakily made high def versions of anyway?

>> No.15050637

>>15050550
Would engage in wrestle sex with.

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>>15050629
>Katyusha
>You will never hear your Kikimora maid sing and dance this song as she sweeps and cleans the house, completely unbeknownst to your eavesdropping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehhitnnB22k

>> No.15050655

>>15050631
Anon, most digital artists draw their higher quality (non-sketch) art in much higher resolutions than their final product. This way they can post a shrunken (zoomed out) version to hide the minor imperfections in line art.

Source: Am artfag myself.

>> No.15050656

>KC has already done a bunch of high rez girls without us knowing
God damn.

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>>15050629
And done!

With a calm aura from her victorian-style clothing and her mob cap, the "heart mark" claimed her fasteners quite casually.
While the feathery cuffs around her arms are remnants of bird wings, just the light blue feathery ribbon doesn't really convey the bird aspect enough in terms of accessories, so she also wears a brooch in the style of a bird's eye and beak.

Drawing attention to her breasts, you can see some small bulges from her tightly fitting clothes. I took very special care when it came to the wrinkles in her outfit!
Along with her dog ears, the sheer volume of her hair is also kind of reminiscent of a dog. Her tail is a mix of dog and bird features, while her legs are designed in the style of heeled boots, and covered in bird scales.

(cont)

>> No.15050660

>>15050631
>>15050655
Anons...

>> No.15050663

>>15050655
Nice, I'm looking forward to his making of Wight and Ghoul sections in that case, whenever he decides to do them. Undead a best.
There are so many of the profiles I want to see in HD it isn't even funny. I bet many other anons are the same way

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>>15050658
When coloring her, I really wanted to emphasize both elegance, and fluffiness. Just struggling to quietly sweep the floor w

And that's all on her.
Luckily, KC just released Making Of Cursed Sword. So that's up next.

>> No.15050672

>>15050664
Why aren't you translating the ws as "ha" or "lol"?

>> No.15050676

>>15050672
>not as kek-kek-kek

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>>15050130
>>15050278
>not an actual Sword Tsukumogami
Aww man. Oh well, Soul Edge-chan is pretty cute I guess.

That, and she looks pretty fuckin' metal.

>> No.15050696

>>15050550
You're pretty baller.

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>>15050664
>KC just released Making Of Cursed Sword. So that's up next.
Lovely, I'm pretty fond of his concept sketches.

>> No.15050718

>>15050278
>Bearserk
That's a new one

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Keywords: [Parasitic demonic sword] [Biological armor] [Evil] [Symmetry] [Madness + Eroticism]

Equipped with a magical demonic sword, and corrupted and cursed into a demonic swordswoman, it's a demon blade and its victim - "Cursed Sword".

Of course, with the posession of the demon realm's throne having shifted, the nature of these swords has shifted into something erotic. If they cut or otherwise physically harm a person, they won't die, but instead turn into a monster. It's a kind of safety feature.
This monster girl was inspired by the fantasy tropes of magical swords that tempt people to pick them up and wield them, and swords that cannot be sheathed without tasting blood.

>> No.15050724

>>15048513
It would be extremely adorable.

>> No.15050726

Never thought soul edge could give me a boner.

>> No.15050730

>>15050484
I love the redemption aspects to her:

>Childhood friend gets possessed by a cursed sword. He pursues her out of love and is cut down, becoming an incubus. However, his lust is only for her, and he continues to pursue her as she grows wilder and more dangerous.

>He grows stronger to end her rampage, training and having various adventures, perhaps picking up a companion or two to help him.

>At last they have a faithful showdown, and though he loses the battle his feelings reach her and she returns to some semblance of her former self. He promises to be her "sheath" for the rest of their lives.

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>>15050719
Because she's a human being parasitized by a demon sword, I only gave her armor on one side of her body, to represent progressing erosion of her humanity.

From that point, her rough design was fairly trivial.

When I continued with rough coloring, I first gave her yellow pupils, as well as a black and red color scheme. I also tried two-tone hair, half-black and half-white, which gave her a quite different impression. The decorations around the upper half of her body were also quite different.

(cont)

>> No.15050743

>>15050278
So it's a 'different' kind of demonic energy that corrupts them? I mean, the way it morphs her body >>15050130, it has something to do with the sword and it's origin and isn't just your average mamonobama? 'Coz damn, suddenly it's a thing to be afraid of again after all the memeing.

>> No.15050747

>>15050743
It's typical mamanobonga, just combined with a "kill everything" old-demon-lord curse.

>> No.15050749

>KC makes a based-looking sword-girl
>2edgy4you parasite
KC YOU BLEW IT

>> No.15050751

>>15050743
Basically it sounds like the sword itself is not a monster but a tool made by a previous Mamono Lord whose sole purpose was to corrupt and kill.

Even the changes brought about by the new Mamono Lord couldn't change these tools completely, so she sealed them away for safety (as she normally doesn't advocate for such aggressive monsterization). However, given time and love, people possessed by the blades can be saved from their madness.

>> No.15050756

>>15050743
No. It's the same as it's always been. The sword is a parasite, like parasite slime, roper or matango. Just all the visual throwbacks to Soul Edge should tell you that.

Then the way it hurts people is the same as demonic silver, which is nothing but bog steel infused with a shit ton of mamanobama.

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>>15050484

Excalibur and Avalon, together again.

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>>15050719
>>15050739
>tfw no Living Armor and Cursed Sword onee-sans
>they will never help you become a super badass black knight

>> No.15050764

>>15050749
Nah man. I think it's a good thing. I agree with >>15050743
>suddenly it's a thing to be afraid of again after all the memeing.

>> No.15050768

>>15050751
>However, given time and love, people possessed by the blades can be saved from their madness.
Reverse corruption of a cursed girl in the hug dungeon when?

>> No.15050769

It's like a Saika that you can actually cuddle.

>> No.15050778

>>15050769
Aww shit nigga, it is.

>> No.15050782

>>15050749
I guess they sorta function in pair with the Living Armor. She was on the tamer side and basically covered what you suggested (she still came with a sword). This one's for fans of evil, barely controllable possessed/demonic weapon.

>> No.15050783

>>15050130
Beautiful

>> No.15050786

>>15050743
Sort of. Demonic Energy changes with the demon lord, the demonic energy of the old demon lord is not the same as the one of the current. These swords are a remnant of that older era, and didn't have a clean transition to the new Demon Lord's energy. Hence why they were sealed up, since even under the current Demon Lord's influence the results are less than ideal.

The real question is how many of these swords are out there.

>> No.15050812

>>15050739
More?

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>>15050739

And finished!

Her rough design is still the same, and I really tried to get as much black and red in there as possible, making her look super ominous, but not hideous. Her skin color really shines in contrast to her armor!

The design of the sword and armor were themed after biological armor. While they're like metal, they have patterns similar to blood vessels that stand out, giving them an appearance not dissimilar to a living thing.
In various spots, there's red lights and liquids. It's the kind of magic glow you should be familiar with by now. It's quite obviously styled to look like blood, and the liquid has a kind of sticky, muddy viscosity to it as far as consistency goes. The red part of the blade was meant to look like it could be either metal, or magic. A small, ambiguous element that makes you wrack your mind trying to figure it out.

>> No.15050817

>>15050814
>The design of the sword and armor were themed after biological armor.
That's like Guyver armor and even Makai Silver to some extent.

>> No.15050819

Say what you will about the new girl, but she's got a pretty good antagonist design. You could write her into a story as a bad guy pretty decently.

I'm kind of getting some Ghirahim vibes from her as well.

>> No.15050820

I want to wield dual cursed sword and a use a living armor while under the effect of a raging mushroom!

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>>15050814
In the illustration, some of this sticky red liquid is coming out of her blade, but as mentioned, this is of course magical energy, not blood.

When slashed by this sword, because it seems like the magical and spirit energy is visible as red splashes, even if the victim isn't actually hurt, it sure does make for a gruesome and dangerous image... lol

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>>15050817
Nah dude. It's obviously Soul Edge.

>> No.15050830

>>15050825
Well, that's all on her. Hope you found something informative here.

>> No.15050831

>>15050820
DUAL WIELD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2e7bX2oVlQ#t=54s

>> No.15050835

New grill is spoopy

>> No.15050838

>>15050828
That too.

>> No.15050840

You think Druella would pay good money to have a Cursed Blade in her ranks? I mean, they're probably rare, and a massive asset. Get one, give it to some random girl, and even if she only lasts a day without a husband she'll have no doubt caused some heavy corruption.

>> No.15050841

>>15050831
The eternal question. Was it "don't hit the cameraman," or "don't hit the camera, man."

>> No.15050847

>>15050831
It's dool wield.

>> No.15050848

>>15050838
Guyver has more in common with Escaflowne than a Cursed Blade. Hell, the cursed weapons from Wakfu are closer.

>> No.15050855

>>15050840
Compared to Darkmatters, they're still smalltime. And they're rarer to boot. Cursed weapons make better stories but are not particularly effective large scale corruptors compared to many other monsters and demon realm items.

>> No.15050863

>>15050831
T-they're faking it for some cheap laughs, right? Right?

>> No.15050866

>CURSED SWORD epic monster MV (Drowning Pool - Bodies)

>> No.15050869

>>15050855
Dark Matters are rare too, if not rarer.

>Also called "The Sun of Darkness," a dark matter is a being that embodies the combined desires of monsters and incubi, along with the monsters highly condensed demonic energy. Even though a Demon Realm is overflowing with the magical energies of monsters, dark matters only inhabit places with extremely high concentrations. The race is extremely rare and there are only a very few individuals in existence.

Not to mention Dark Matter are people, as opposed to a Cursed Sword which is an object.

>> No.15050870

>>15050866
>Cursed Sword wants to be hardcore but druella won't let her

>> No.15050878

>>15050866
>Cursed Sword recording her "killing" sprees and posting them on video websites accompanied by edgy nu metal

>> No.15050880

>>15050869
Cursed swords are a one use item, and no different than handing a girl a bowl of prison fruit and a demonic silver sword. Or just dropping a dullahan with a demonic silver sword in the middle of a random town.

Dark Matters also got revised to be more common with the release of World Guide 2.

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>>15050550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj57zA7fKEQ

>>15050554
Original Kiki is old news.

>> No.15050886

>>15050881
>brown kikis
maids shouldn't expose their beautiful fair skin to the sun's harmful rays.

>> No.15050887

>>15050881
I want a dirtroad-blonde Kiki!

>> No.15050888

>>15050880
Speaking of Dark Matters, is the orb just gone forever after you get powered up by one? Do they make themselves another one?

>> No.15050890

>>15050550
Even if Orge is pretty bad, it's nice to have art of her.

>> No.15050902

>>15050888
They get it back very quickly. Remember they build it from lust. And after you monsterize the shit out of a place, there's more than enough of that to go around.

>> No.15050913

>>15050902
Makes sense.
Considering how some of the semi-canon stories portray solidified demonic energy having all kinds of kinky uses, it'd seem like a waste if they didn't get it back.

>> No.15050918

>>15050880
>Dark Matters also got revised to be more common with the release of World Guide 2.
Are you sure about that? Cause this is also in World Guide 2

>(There are only an extremely tiny number of dark matter individuals, and unlike myself, most dark matters are only interested in their daily life and sex life with their husband, so it's extremely difficult to compare between individuals in this situation.)

>> No.15050924

>>15049831
>that ugly furry thing by Eyepop
>that /d/shit from /chaos/
Yeesh. The others are alright though.

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>>15050855
>>15050869
I'm pretty sure a man wielding the Soul Ed-- Cursed Sword would eventually corrupt more people.

It's sort of like being a Champion of Khorne except in the employ of Slaanesh (Demon Lord) given enough time the amount of "slain" people would be massive.

Some shitter like >>15050191 would literally be that one Knight Champion out front of the Demon Armies championing the cause or "evil" knight that champions over all the Demon Lord's arena styled contests.

>> No.15050937

>>15050886
I dunno. The thought of a Kiki with tanlines does sound appealing to a degree.

>> No.15050940

>>15048709
Zoboomafoo has best butt

>> No.15050941

>>15050918
Alps and dragons are rare too, not to mention ultra rare mutants like Liliruane. Don't see why some rare locked up swords would be more common. Even lilims which are pretty rare number almost a hundred and Darkmatter are more common than them.

Unless there's some vault with ten thousand swords that gets thrown wide open or something, I don't see Cursed Weapons being any more common, especially with the lockdown the Demon Lord has on them.

>> No.15050947

>>15050936
>WHF comparisons
intothetrashitgoes.jpg

>> No.15050951

>>15050941
Man I just wanted to bring up the idea of going on a fun treasure hunt adventure with a monster girl to get a rare cursed sword and sell it for mad cash and corrupt a ton of people, why are you so intent on ruining the fun?

>> No.15050959

>>15050936
What are the point of a wock's tentacle mouths? Can she eat with them?

>> No.15050966

>>15050959
It's only used for cleaning stuff with its saliva.

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>>15050947
>Not using WHF comparisons that fit perfectly

Shameful.

>>15050959
They suck dick. Also they do cute things and mess around.

>> No.15050981

>>15050971
>They suck dick.
Are they faggots?

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>>15050971
>They suck dick.
>wock's tentacle mouths licking your balls as she rides you
wock is best

>> No.15050988

>>15050683
Only you and Ovaries care about that shit

>> No.15050990

>>15050981
They are female.

>> No.15051001

>>15050941
Depends on if that old mamono lord mass produced cursed swords or not. There could be thousands of them scattered around the world.

And nowhere does it state that lilim are less common than dark matter. We know that it is said that there are over a hundred lilim in existence, but that is quite different from the specified numbers of dark matters which are referred to as "a small number of individuals."

>> No.15051002

>>15050971
>Wock tentacles licking either side of your dick while she rests your head in her breasts and runs her hand through your hair

>> No.15051003

>>15050959
They can be controlled as freely as their own arms and hands, but yeah they mostly are used to lick and suck on men.

>> No.15051009

>>15050959
They laugh when you act like an idiot and ask dumb questions. They're bullies.

>>15051001
Correction, there might be 100 Lilims. Only 9 will be official, and an unknown amount afterwards, though KC said to have so many children would show how powerful the Demon Lord is.

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>> No.15051017

A few random facts
>Japanese style Cursed Swords exist
>there may be cursed swords that will corrupt women into certain monster girls
>her sword is fused together with her body, they cannot be separated, but they can "sheathe" them on their arm somehow?

>> No.15051018

>>15051009
>They're bullies.
But wock nee-san would never bully me!

>> No.15051020
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Do foxes ever get distracted by their own ears?

>> No.15051022

>>15051009
>Only 9 will be official
Didn't he say it was 10?
I dono, might have missread it somewhere.

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>>15051020
No, but they're sensitive so don't mess around with a fox's ears

>> No.15051028

>>15051017
>her sword is fused together with her body, they cannot be separated, but they can "sheathe" them on their arm somehow?
That's like Vergils Devil Trigger.

>> No.15051041

>>15051018
You're right, Wock nee-san's tentacles won't. Why, if you sit in Onee-san's lap, then her tentacles will lay in your lap and you can pet them. They'll even purr!

>>15051022
The KC quote is weird, it says there are 10 official Lilims and 9 will be important individuals we'll learn more about. Not sure if it's an awkward translation or what. Maybe the 10th Lilim is just a loser.

>> No.15051050

>You'll never be a knight wearing Living Armor that gets attacked by a Cursed Sword
Fuck me

>> No.15051061

>>15051020
If I was a cute fox girl, I'd spend hours massaging my own fluffy ears. So yes, I bet they would.

>> No.15051063

>>15051020
Do men ever get distracted by their own beards?

>> No.15051069

>>15051020
I just wanna rub those big fluffy ears for hours on end

>> No.15051071

>>15051050
>Cursed Sword is Living Armor's sister
>She's mad as fuck she wasn't included when you and LA became an item

>> No.15051074

>>15050130
Souls, come un to me!

We now have nightmare as a monster girl.

Would fight in a battle and pat the head of for a throw.

>> No.15051078

>>15050484
KC has created separation anxiety: the monster girl.

>> No.15051084 [SPOILER] 
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You know what you should do? Surrender.

>> No.15051085

>You're the incubus king of a desert kingdom
>One day you're busy fucking your head Khepri on the throne when your Anubis advisor comes to you with news
>They found a cursed sword while digging an area to build foundations for a new temple
>After letting you examine it for a short moment the Anubis recommends you pick a suitable host for the sword
So which kind of girl do you pick?
1. A meek girl who one of the slaves who was working on the temple when the sword was found
2. The daughter of a rich noble who's been plotting against you as a warning to anyone who has similar thoughts
3. One of the loyal warriors who serve you as a token of thanks for her service
Keep in mind that all these girls would be a delicious shade of brown

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I just noticed, the Cursed Swords host in the profile art has huge honkers.

>> No.15051094

>>15051085
2. What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.15051095

>>15050484
>No mention of what happens to men who pickup the sword

So...what the fuck happens then?

Someone tweet KC or something.

>> No.15051097

>>15051085
The noble, warrior himedere girl would be great

>> No.15051098

>>15051095
It was mentioned earlier on, they Alp if they were heading in that direction otherwise but if not then nothing happens.

>> No.15051105

>>15051017
Is that from tweets or is it more enty info?

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>>15051098
>Nothing happens
>NOTHING

I AM UPSET

CURSED SWORD IS SHIT

LIVING ARMOR A BEST

SNOW IN APRIL

>> No.15051116

>>15051024
Sexu harra!

>> No.15051121

>>15051017
What kinds of monstergirls might Cursed Swords corrupt women into becoming?
>In before Lizardman/Salamander

>> No.15051130

>>15051107
It won't corrupt you, but I'm sure you'd be able to make use of the rest of it's proprties; well, except maybe the bio armor part.

>> No.15051135

>>15051121
Valkyries, Solider Beetles, Dullahans, Amazons.

>> No.15051139

>>15051085
Get the Anubis girl to take the sword, just to see what happens.

>> No.15051141

>>15051121
Maybe they become the MG they were on the inside. For example, a clingy woman would become a Yeti.

>> No.15051142

>>15051085
3. Loyalty is importent.

>> No.15051145

>>15051085
I'l take the meek one, I'm curious what it could turn in especially when I hug her for the first time.

>> No.15051146

>>15051107
>Spring
>In North Hemisphere
Punxsutawney Phil was a goddamned liar.

Also, I agree. Living Armor is a best.

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>>15051107
My mom told me to tell you that the snow will end if you come over and "warm her up!"

>> No.15051155

>>15051130
I CAN WEAR MY LIVING ARMOR WAIFU AND MAKE HER MAKE ME LOOK LIKE THE LICH KING!

CORRUPT SWORD WILL JUST LOOK LIKE A REGULAR SWORD!

THIS IS BULLSHIT!

>> No.15051164

>>15051135
>Valkyries
Doubtful, those are angels
>Soldier Beetles
Don't think so
>Dullahan, Amazon
I could see that

>> No.15051168

>>15051155
Well duh. Are you just going to smack people with your waifu?

>> No.15051171

>>15051155
Just like the girl can "sheath" the sword, the sword should be able to "sheath" the girl if you want to use it. Can't kill anything with it though but you could look really cool.

>> No.15051173

>>15051121
Dullahan and Dark Valkyrie seem appropriate.

>> No.15051175

>>15051149
Alright, I'll get some hot chocolate and soup ready! I'm gonna fill that yuki-onna full of my hot liquids!

>> No.15051180

>>15051168
>Get fit
>Pick up wurm by the tail
>She straightens and tenses
>Bash fuckers with your wurm bat
>999 damage with every swing

Yes.

>> No.15051185

>>15051155
But you'd be wielding a sword that feeds off of spirit energy while pumping out demonic energy. Given time, the mere presence of that sword would corrupt any woman in your vicinity, all while leaving you untouched by its corruption. It's the ultimate weapon of treachery.

>> No.15051192

>>15051180
>999 damage
Get that weakshit outa here.

>> No.15051197

>>15051168
>Implying that's much different from having your waifu take blows instead

Living Armor is literally taking sword hits. For you.

>>15051171
I want Living Armor in Cursed Sword form.

A sword that is also a girl. Like the blueberry one one from Zelda or whatever.

>> No.15051202

>>15051192
That's what the multiple limit-break upgrades are for. The first lets you deal 9999, and the second lets you go for 99,999.

Any higher than that, and you're playing Final Fantasy XIII.

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>>15050484
>>15050760
>Not Alondight
To die by my King's sword, in my King's arms... It's as if... I were a true, faithful Knight,

>> No.15051206

>>15051197
>Living Armor in Cursed Sword form
Honestly what I thought cursed sword would be like and am kind of disappointed it isn't. Would be better if the "spirit" of the sword just inhabited women if they happened to get ahold of the sword.

>> No.15051208

>>15050548
This girl looks like trash

>> No.15051213

>>15051202
>Any higher than that, and you're playing Final Fantasy XIII.
Let's not do that, please.

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>> No.15051221

>>15051090
That's probably a side effect of possession

Maybe.

>> No.15051224

>>15051175
She thought you would be clever, so she's coming over to freeze your house until you comply and there's no Yetis for miles to come and save you

>> No.15051225

>>15051218
What're you looking at?

>> No.15051227

>>15051206
I honestly love how it builds on some new lore, being basically ancient technology left over from the genocidal monster eras.

>> No.15051236

>>15051227
Well, I roughly rank things I care about in the MG universe
1. Sexiness
2. Beauty
3. Cuteness
4. Coolness
.
.
.
.
100+. Lore

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>>15051224
Jokes on her, I live with a yeti.

>> No.15051240

>>15051203
FGO has a Saber-class Lancelot doesn't it? There's even a Saber version of Gilles.

>> No.15051244

>>15051240
He's to be added later, he's berserker right now.
Just had Andy commit seppuku so I may be free from this curse....Only to go to Gran Blue

>> No.15051258

>>15051206
>Be female knight, get trounced by Demon Lord's forces
>Your body aches and your spirit is dwindling when you come across that place, long abandoned and forgotten
>You had heard tell of the legendary tyrant's sword, forged in the rubiline waters of the river Phlegethon
>It's horrifyingly plain, a thin coat of red veneer along the blade, but when you take it you can feel something touch you from behind
[I've been waiting for you...]
>The words seemed whispered into your head as the woman holds onto your hands, gripping the hilt of the sword, she has... paws? Claws?
[Take hold and never let go... Demon Sword bearer]
>Time passes, you begin to push the demons back, but your thoughts are becoming more and more clouded
>Strange dreams come to you, of carnal orgies and plentiful feasts
>More than once you've seen a canine-like woman who's face echoes yours on all fours
>Her lover plowing into her like a beast in a rut
>The last time it happened, you could've sworn she could see you
>Strange, thick hairs start growing on your right side of the body, the skin turning pale and sickly
>The Demon Lord's forces begin to snigger in their fights with you, calling you a fool
>But your thoughts are solely on defeating them, and them alone
>More time passes, and your hand and foot can no longer be called human, having shifted into massive charcoal furred paws
>A tail's begun to grow, and the pleasure only mounts as it grows longer
>In the back of your mind you feel scared that your humanity is slipping, but that dark woman assures you it's for the better
>The dreams happen more frequently, and more and more you see your own face and the face of the farmer's son of your youth fucking you
>Ah... How you want to be embraced, just like that
>They tell stories of how the bearer of Phlegethon's Blade went missing
>Some tell tale that she went missing, others that she fell in battle
>But if you listen, on the nights the moon hangs low
>You can hear the wind howling in estrus

>> No.15051264
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http://pastebin.com/2Cut5qVe
>Cursed Sword (one-shot)
Trigger warning: ~EDGY~

Damn, it's hard to find appropriate images.

>> No.15051267

>>15051258
>armored Hellhound with a huge cursed sword
I can dig it.

>> No.15051274

>>15050352
>>15050364
Damn, I forgot to point to these guys
>>15051264

>> No.15051277

>>15051258
Wouldn't she get some weird fusion of cursed sword corruption and Hellhound fur, rather than straight up Hellhound fur?

>> No.15051281

>>15051264
[Pandering Intensifies]

>> No.15051297

>>15051264
I like seeing awful people get their comeuppance.
>>15051281
Why do you say that every time Harb posts a story or update?

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>>15051203

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>>15051297

>> No.15051315

>>15051264
Since usually, wounds from demon silver weapons feel more like a kind of heat than pain, would you be able to "turn off" that effect if you wanted to actually punish somebody?

Also, as a nitpick, she shouldn't have been able to tell that there wasn't any blood, since wounds by these kinds of weapons do cause you to "bleed" something.

>> No.15051316

>>15051258
That peasant better hope he's unmarried or there's going to be some NTR in his future.

>> No.15051317

>>15051258
>Cursed sword Hellhound
Neat.
>>15051264
Revenge stories are always entertaining, the girl went a little crazy but crazy is just how I like them.

Good job.

>> No.15051325

>>15051317
>Neat.
>Two of the worst monster girls combined
>Neat.

>> No.15051328

>>15048501
I'm late, just wanted to say you are cool and she is adorable.

>> No.15051329

>>15051277
Hence the "armored" that >>15051267 said.

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>>15051325

>> No.15051339

So aside from the obvious picks, the Cursed Sword has to be the worst monster girl made by KC yet.

>> No.15051348

>>15051339
>forgetting lilims exist

>> No.15051350

>>15051339
Corruption MGs are always a mixed bag.

>> No.15051351

>>15051309
>Turning lionpussy into horsepussy
One job

>> No.15051353

>>15051339
>Sadistic Yandere finds a cursed sword and just keeps killing the same guy over and over

>> No.15051354

Why are people bitching about a monstrous monster girl? She's great and tragically self destructive until she finds the hero that slays her not with swordplay but headpats.

>> No.15051358

>>15051348
Compared to shit like Cursed Swords Lilims are nowhere near as bad.

>>15051350
Mixed bag is being way too nice anon, they're always shit.

>> No.15051362

>>15051354
Cosplay tier is the most popular for a reason.

>> No.15051364

>>15051325
>>15051339
>>15051358
Remember not to bite.

>> No.15051367

>>15051354
Because I don't want to stick my dick in something tragically self destructive, I want to stick my dick inside a cute girl with animal ears and a fluffy tail

>> No.15051368

>>15051362
She is cosplay tier tho

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>>15051351

>> No.15051373

>>15051364
Remember to to assume and imply.

>> No.15051379

>>15051354
>Giving a god damn psychopath love.
No anon, this is not a monster girl you want to fuck.

>> No.15051380

>>15051367
but giving it hte dick stops it from being tragically self detructive. There's a sense of accomplishment in knowing that she could have senselessly burnt out upon a field of "corpses" writhing in a state of post-demonization, but instead she found her sheath within you, and now only wants cuddles and to fight for her home. It's beautiful. Like a mothgirl destined to the flame until she found out that you were the most important light to her.

>> No.15051383

>>15051339
The MGE needs more girls like this.

>> No.15051385

I don't like parasitic mgs because it feels like they're trying to trick me into fucking human women.
It's dishonest.

>> No.15051387

>>15051367
>>15051379
But I really want to heal my corrupt childhood friend with my hugs and dick.

>> No.15051388

>>15051371
No, horsepussy is shit.

>> No.15051391

>>15051380
>she found her sheath within you
You understand how much this sounds like ravaging your body with her sword while masturbating, right?

>> No.15051392

>>15051383
Go be edgy somewhere else.

>> No.15051393

>>15051371
>tfw you will never charge into battle with your centaur waifu

>> No.15051399

The only shit in these threads are the shitheads who trash on other people's waifus. If you say
>She's shit
instead of
>I don't like her
Literally end your life

>> No.15051402

>>15051385
But they're improved human women.

>> No.15051403

>>15051379
This girl is the healingfag's wet dream. In fact it's the suffering fag's wet dream too, seeing as how giving this "psyhopath" your love is the NLY thing stopping her from going on a homisexual rampage.
>I must sacrifice my body to this cursed sword demon to make her my wife so she doesn't tear through all I know and love like a force of nature

>> No.15051406

>>15051380
This is a monster that goes around and violently attacks people anon, innocent civilians too. This is the one monster girl that completely deserves to be purged.

>> No.15051409

>>15051354
She was getting a lot of love until the usual guy who gets triggered by Hellhounds and other "intimidating" girls dropped by and started whining.

You can say it's not one guy but look at the massive shift in tone after >>15051325

>>15051399
Better yet, people shouldn't feel the need to jump into conversations about things they don't like. It's not like the thread's limited to one topic at a time.

>> No.15051413

>>15051406
Sorry, is the concept of "monster" crashing down on your sunflower hugbox? Dark Matter is worse anyhow.

>> No.15051416

>>15051402
>Cursed Sword women
>Improved.
Oh no way anon.

>> No.15051419

>>15051413
Last time I checked Dark Matters don't violently stab people. Sadistic girls are pretty shit, but I would rather take a Manticore ten times over a Cursed Sword.

>> No.15051421

Has the sodium sultan returned?

>> No.15051423

>>15051409
>unironically using the word triggered.
That's a great way to invalidate everything you've said.

>> No.15051425

>>15051419
No they just nuke nations and twist entire landscapes into demonic realms.

>> No.15051432

>>15051425
Still better than Cursed Swords.

>> No.15051435

>>15051416
But all they do is improve other women as well.

>> No.15051436

>>15051399
Your favourite girl a shit.

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>>15051388
But they're good girls.

Some even say best girls.

Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm...

>> No.15051440

>>15051406
Anon, most monsters attack people to some degree. You think they ask nicely before they push you down and start raping?

It's not like the sword actually cuts anyway.

>> No.15051444

>>15051435
Cursed Sword does the complete opposite.

>> No.15051447

I enjoy the duality of her personality.
She's an inconsolable berserker who revels in destruction, but at the exact same time she's also affectionate, loving and gentle.

She could do with a bit less edge, maybe to bring her down to a more reasonable level of battle crazed akin to a Salamander, but there's always threadcanon for that.

>> No.15051454

>>15051438
Grant us eyes, grant us eyes.

>> No.15051455

>>15051440
This is why men need to start raping monster girls more. It would solve so many problems.

>> No.15051456

>>15051432
You're just a sucker for the edgy meme. It's a shame, but entirely predictable if you take the literal edge into account.

>>15051447
>She could do with a bit less edge, maybe to bring her down to a more reasonable level of battle crazed akin to a Salamander, but there's always threadcanon for that.
>I want a berserker to not go berserk

>> No.15051458

>>15051456
Go back to MGU edgelord.

>> No.15051465

>>15051447
>She could do with a bit less edge
But the edge is what makes her lovey dovey cuddle slut side adorable.

>> No.15051470

>>15051458
Your bait is too weak to provoke a serious response. Though it did make me wonder if it is possible to have a Cursed waifu that isn't necessarily a sword. Like a cursed fishingrod waifu who's Ahab tier obsessed with baiting and hunting leviathans, and can only calmly and peacefully fish if she's sitting on your lap having her hair stroked.

>> No.15051472

>>15051264
>rushing something out this quick
Man, take your time on this stuff.

>> No.15051480

>>15051472
I always post first drafts, anon.

>> No.15051482

>>15051444
It's not that bad. Send her towards some people you don't like or that you think could use a change and she'll return home victorious and with soaked panties. So all you have to do is fuck her as she uses her word as a stand.

>> No.15051483

>>15051456
You can love to fight and lose yourself in the battle without going full kill 'em all.

>> No.15051487

>>15051483
She doesn't kill any one.

>> No.15051488

>The guy who gets pissy at hellhounds also has his autism triggered by cursed swords
Of course he would. I look forward to never being able to discuss these without his shitposting.

>> No.15051492

>>15051482
No thanks, Cursed Swords should be completely purged. If someone wants a sadistic wife there are way better options than a murderous fucking psychopath that will stab you whenever she wants.

>> No.15051495

I want to overcorrupt a cursed sword with my chuuni edgyness!

>> No.15051496
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>Edgy, battle crazed manic that just wants a living daki
Now where have I see this before.
>>15051488
Well it is a weekend, can't be helped.

>> No.15051497

>>15051480
Why not just wait until the story is finished before posting? I really don't get it.

>> No.15051502

Hellhounds and Manticores are so much better options than Cursed Swords. They look better, act better and won't fucking murder you. So if you really want a sadistic wife that much go for the better options.

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>Monster Lord / Lilim personally takes Cursed Sword girls around man shopping until she finds a nice one
>Just to keep the madness in check via head patting for them so they aren't MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKKEERR DO YOU WANT TO BE MAKING FUCK BEERRSSKKKEERRR, BEERRSSEERRKKKERRRR all the time hurting people

Demon Lord being a nice lady could be neat.

>> No.15051507

>>15051497
>wait until the story is finished
It is, though. What are you going on about?

>> No.15051509

>>15051492
>murderous
>>15051502
>They look better, act better and won't fucking murder you

Now this is baiting. They can't actually kill anyone you morons.

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>>15051488
I want small, meek monstergirl to come in contact with a Cursed Sword and use it to defend her childhood friend against battle-crazy monstergirl suitors!

>> No.15051514

>>15051470
>Cursed waifu that isn't necessarily a sword
what about a cursed cookpot or something?

>> No.15051518

>>15051509
Cursed Swords aren't worth taking the risk.

>> No.15051522

>>15051507
A first draft isn't finished. When's it's finished is when you present it to other people.
And Steam Greenlight doesn't count.

>> No.15051528

>>15051518
You're really pushing this huh?

And Ironically you'll end up making her popular.

Unless that was part of your plan?

>> No.15051529

>tfw can't just wield cursed swords

KC please, you let me do it with Living Armor.

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>>15051371
>>15051309


That reminds me, I just finished watching Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! last week. One of the three main girls is a super-masochistic paladin-type (group tank) that looks and sounds like a humanoid version of Centauria. Makes me think a damage-absorbing masochistic MG should totally be a thing.

>> No.15051532

>>15051512
Then he cut ties with her because she just turned into the same thing she fought. The end.

>> No.15051536

>>15051507
You said first draft, but now you're saying it's finished? Also, a few hours is quite a short time to knock out a story with proofreading.

>> No.15051537

Shat happens if a girl wears a living armour and holds/is struck by a cursed sword?
Will the living armour protect her from the detrimental effects?

>> No.15051540

>>15051537
Probably.

>> No.15051543

>>15051528
It's his thing. She's a crazed raping lunatic, so since he can't think of any threadcanon to push where she's meek and useless, he'll just try and turn her into matango tier instead.

>> No.15051544

>>15051506
>berserkers from Gears of War as monster girls
That sounds terrifying, just imagine them chasing me while crashing through walls. At least their blind so I could potentially get away from them, though if one was meekly trying to ask me out despite her crazy strength that would be quite cute.

>> No.15051545

>>15051537
Maybe all three of them end up sharing the one body.

>> No.15051546

>>15051522
>>15051536
It's finished when I stop writing it, so now.

Also:
>with proofreading
Ahaha, do you imagine I proofread anything?

>> No.15051547

>>15051514
>You step into the kitchen and it's worse than stepping into a cyclopse's furnace. Open to you is a portal to an infernal hell that effortlyssly spews its flame into your home in a horizontal pillar, yet nothing burns.
>The silhouette of waifu flickers about in the pits of hell, her small form cackling away madly and screaming as she throws herbs and seasonings onto a mountain of flesh, some beef, some pork, some even paultry
>From only gods know where she pulls a monolithic carving knife and hacks at the mountain, bits of baked flesh flying everywhere. A bit of grease flies out of the portal and smacks you in the chest, sinking into the fabric of your shirt, but not before you collect a drop on your finger and taste it
>Beautiful like always
>You know she feels self conscious about this side of her, so quietly you exit the kitchen and wait in the living room where, dependably, she arrives five minutes later with a glass of water, two slices of freshly bakes bread, a side plate of salad and giant slices of still steaming succulent meat
>She puts it before you and blushes faintly as she sits down next to you, her head just begging for a pat.

>> No.15051548

>>15051531
Darkness is pretty hot. Comparing her to that horse is bullshit though, don't do that.

>> No.15051552

>>15051543
>meek and useless,
?

>> No.15051553

>>15051531
I dono about that pic anon.
You can see them fucking, even if it's cencored.

>> No.15051554

>>15051546
>Ahaha, do you imagine I proofread anything?

Um, you should? It isn't a race.

>> No.15051557

>>15051544
I didn't insinuate that.

At all.

>> No.15051558

>>15051554
>It isn't a race.
Exactly. I write these stories because it's fun.

>> No.15051563

>>15051557
I know but the way you where saying berserk made me think of berserkers from Gears of war as monster girls for some reason, just in case your curious.

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>>15051563
>Thinking of Berserkers from GoW
>Instead of Berserk anime outtakes

Dis anon I swear...

>> No.15051587

>>15051579
Both of those came to mind, I just went with the GoW because I though the Berserk reference would be one everyone gets.

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>>15051531
>>15051553

Fine, made it full censorship. Good thing I can into photoshop.

>> No.15051597

>>15051547
Nigga das kawaii

>> No.15051600

>>15051506
Could that Lich (?) look anymore like Mayuri?

>> No.15051604

>>15051588
>that photoshop
Alright, that actually made me laugh.

>> No.15051619

>>15051547
>implying cursed pot-chan wouldn't be a mamono version of Gordon Ramsey
>implying she wouldn't call you an idiot sandwich and bop you on the head with a rolling pin for the smallest mistakes

>> No.15051620

>>15051588
>Always hording dem pudding pops

>> No.15051622

>>15051619
>Waifu acting like a cunt
no

>> No.15051626

>>15051619
I'll be her idiot sandwich

>> No.15051628

>>15049831
I'm voting for the futa.

>> No.15051630

>>15051619
IT'S FOOKIN RAW

>> No.15051635

>>15051622
Cunt girls are good for rape, anon.

>> No.15051644

>>15051622
she's just tsundere, she actually thinks you're a good cook but has to look snobby and haughty for her friends

>> No.15051648

>>15051644
She's a cursed pot. She has no friends. She smacked them all and turned them into demonic housewives with sinful skills at cooking.

>> No.15051649

>>15051619
>>15051622

She just wants to be filled to the brim with hot, steamy liquid of your own creation.

>> No.15051651

I want to tie up and tease a Mantis/Lich.

>> No.15051664

>>15051648
Are you saying that the housewives can't be friends with her?

>> No.15051673

>>15051651
Teasing kuu girls is the best. I'd like to try orgasm denial with one.

>> No.15051676

>>15051664
Too busy having sex 24/7 with their husbands.

>> No.15051690

>>15051651
I want to see them try and keep their composure and eventually failing horribly

>> No.15051696

>>15051673
Would you want to tease them so much they throw their Kuudere personality out the window for a split second so they can shout and beg to cum as loud as they could?

>> No.15051703

>>15051676
>cursed pot-chan has to deal with slutty housewives for assistants and sous-chefs
i don't blame her for being pissy all the time

>> No.15051707

>>15051696
I want to tease them so far that they shed a single silent tear and then give it to them so hard that they give a faint smile and a firm hug once I collapse onto them

>> No.15051719

>>15051690
A mantis? Maybe, but you'd need to break a liches phylactery to get that result.

>> No.15051727

>>15050484
Funny, I always wanted to be the crazy murderhobo that is calm when alongside the waifu.

I expected at least another girl like the armor, but no so soon. Anyway thanks for the info.

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I want to encounter an edgelord alp that alped from a cursed sword! I want to convince her that power levels in a porn setting are kind of dumb and that she should retire and be my cocksleeve instead!

>> No.15051747

>>15051743
Tell her that the Turn A wins all gundam battles.

>> No.15051749

>>15051743
What do you think would happen if I hugged Venom Alp?

>> No.15051752

>>15051749
She'd rub her face all over you and say that you're diamonds.

>> No.15051754

>>15051749
She'd go nuclear.

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>> No.15051796

>>15051758
Is this a succubutt with angelic wings?

>> No.15051802

>>15051752
>>15051754
Would she go to the range with me? Could she train me in CQC?

>> No.15051804

>>15051758
She looks soft.

>> No.15051808

What kind of children do Cursed Sword girls have?
They're not giving birth to swords, are they?

>> No.15051813

>>15051802
I bet she uses airsoft guns and doesn't have enough upper body strength to do much with her CQC. She's going to cling to your arm, hold it tight, and squirm because she can't throw you.

>> No.15051834

>>15051808
They monsterize the women. So succubutt babies, just like alps have succubutts.

>> No.15051839

So steaming hot Paladin x Cursed Sword action when?

>> No.15051843

>>15051839
Never hopefully.

>> No.15051844

>>15051813
>She's going to cling to your arm, hold it tight, and squirm because she can't throw you.
would she get flustered if you headpat her after this?

>> No.15051857

>>15051843
I too hope this, but I know it's futile. Unimaginative corruption fags are going to meme it so hard.

>> No.15051858

>>15051844
Of course. She's going to get even more flustered if you tell her to keep trying.

She'll be the most flustered if you tell her girls have trouble pulling that off.

>> No.15051863

>>15051857
What would be imaginative corruption, then? It's not like she can do anything else.

>> No.15051867

>>15051857
Paladins are a meme to begin with, may as well drive it into the dirt that they get forgotten.

>> No.15051874

>>15051863
Somerthing not involving paladins.

>> No.15051878

>>15051867
>Paladins are a meme to begin with
But they're not. They'll always be the easiest shorthand for holy knights.

>> No.15051898

>>15051878
I want to see the original 12 paladins genderswapped and moefied.

>> No.15051901

>>15051878
>shorthand
But the setting already has that, hero. A lot shorter than paladin and actually canon.

>> No.15051905

>You will never throw a Cursed Sword into a river after detaching it from it's host so the sword will never posses anyone again.

>> No.15051906

>>15051898
Are they all part of Charlemagne's harem?

>> No.15051909

>>15051906
Carla Magna would be the MILF, obviously.

>> No.15051911

>>15051901
KC Hero just means a certain power level. It's the same as PC vs. Commoner classes in DnD. It's not specific to blessed anybody or even knights.

>> No.15051913

>>15051905
I don't know man, those things can probably survive universe resets.

>> No.15051914
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>>15051813
>>15051743
>Venom Alp is actually the real deal
>Whips anon into the ground dislocating his shoulder
>Smells like gun oil and odorless soap
>Too busy going on missions for dates
>Super Powered "Plant" man makes anon feel weak and inadequate
>Still wins Venom Alp over but like all main character love interests is summarily killed off
>I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you, plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes.

>> No.15051919

>>15051913
Ah I doubt that.

>> No.15051920

>>15051911
It seems like the girl paladins are slowly overtaking the purgers.

>> No.15051922

>>15051905
>A river
>A fucking large thing like a sword into a river

That shit didn't even work with a Ring, there's no way it will work with a sword.

>> No.15051924

>>15051914
Way to be an obnoxious faggot anon.

>> No.15051925

>>15051905
Please don't let psychotic cuddlebugs rust away, anon. That's horrible. You should reform them with your love!

>> No.15051926

>>15051909
I dunno. This is starting to sound like one of those cute girl shenanigans yuri bait shows. Where's the Dick, the Tuxedo Mask?

>> No.15051932

>>15051922
It would work if you threw it into the Nile.

>>15051925
No anon, the sword is going into the river,.

>> No.15051938

>>15051926
I dunno, Harun al-Rashid?

>> No.15051941

>>15051905
Then you get a really weird sea bishop out of it.

>> No.15051944

>>15051932
I'm going to get that delicious brown sword out of there even if I have to brave some crocodiles! She's getting another chance and I WILL dick her good!

>> No.15051946

>>15051932
DESTROY IT ISILDUR!
>He tosses it into a river
I was there when the strength of men failed.

>> No.15051952

>>15051944
Anon the sword itself is just a parasite.

>> No.15051956

>>15051874
Like a female archaeologist studying a strange sword that was recently unearthed, only for her to get carnal nightmares that get more vivid and arousing each night?

Or some tanuki or extremist monstergirl selling Cursed Swords to women after convincing them they tend to help protect their homes and men?

Or maybe a woman that knowingly takes on a Cursed Sword in order to become an unstoppable force against her enemies? Who secretly always had darkness in her heart, and starts to enjoy the carnage to such an extent that even the spirit is a bit unnerved?

>> No.15051957

>>15051952
I'm going to give her to an Anubis.

>> No.15051960

>>15051924
>Besmirching the good name of Venom Snake by making Venom Alp a wuss

The only faggot here is you anon.

>> No.15051967

>>15051956
Or an adventurer picking through the remains of an ancient battlefield from the age of the previous demon.

Or some escaped slave finding one like Conan the Barbarian found his sword.

>> No.15051971

>>15051960
Venom is just some scrub nerd.

>> No.15051972

>>15051956
>Or maybe a woman that knowingly takes on a Cursed Sword in order to become an unstoppable force against her enemies? Who secretly always had darkness in her heart, and starts to enjoy the carnage to such an extent that even the spirit is a bit unnerved?
Literally already done

>> No.15051973

>>15051957
You better not or else she's going into the ocean too.

>> No.15051976

>>15051973
I'll call her Anubis^2 because Anubises are squares.

>> No.15051985

>>15051971
Did he or did he not take down several giant robots while on foot?

>> No.15051986

>>15051976
Rude.

>> No.15051989

>>15051985
Anybody could have done that shit, that fucking robot a some piece of shit from China. Venom is just a knockoff of the real thing.

>> No.15051991

>>15051914
But Alps can't be tough and hardcore, a muscular alp is an oxymoron

>> No.15051994

>>15051972
You mean the story Harb did? Something like that, but with the woman going even more crazy and a steep nosedise into clear villainy. Like a one women Genghis Khan.

>> No.15051997

>>15050601
>>15050604
Nah, Japs are allergic to shields

>> No.15052004
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>>15051976

>> No.15052010

>>15052004
I'll lie to her and say it's because the sword thrown into the river was called Anubis, but in her heart she'll know the truth.

>> No.15052015

>>15052004
I want to bully an anubis until she breaks out all the bondage equipment in the temple and violates me for hours on end!

>> No.15052018

>>15051997
Is that why there's a series where some guy gets treated like shit because his weapon is a shield?

>> No.15052020

>>15051989
Pretty sure it was from some fucking Afghan factory or something like that.

>> No.15052025

>>15052015
I want to violate an Anubis using all the bondage equipment!

>> No.15052031

>>15052020
Anon I was making a joke.

>> No.15052038

>>15051421
A good while ago. He just decided to be active again a few days ago.

>> No.15052044

>>15052025
I want to have gentle vanilla sex with an Anubis in the bondage gear room and make people think I'm getting punished while in reality we're having slow cuddlesex!

>> No.15052048

>>15052025
But that wasn't on the schedule, anon, you can't do that!

>> No.15052052

>>15051994
Just write Khornates at that point

>> No.15052054

>>15052048
Screw the schedule anon, I'm going to violate that Anubis and she can't stop me!

>> No.15052060

>>15052054
I want to strike through an item on her schedule and pencil in "being violated"!

>> No.15052062

>>15052048
>>15052054
Anon he's right, you have to schedule your mind breaking of the Anubis in advance or else her whole day is ruined.

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>>15052010
Picture of an anubis wielding 「Anubis」 while piloting Anubis when?

>> No.15052070

>>15051994
>literally cums from torturing
>not clear villainy
Anon...

>> No.15052072

>>15052062
That's the plan anon. She better hope I don't ruin the next day too!

>> No.15052078

>>15052018
Yes
A shield is probably the most important and universally useful piece of infantry equipment pre-gunpowder, and Japs are one of the few cultures that never used them to any extant.
Bushido is Japanese for "I'm a moron"

>> No.15052082

>>15052063
>an Anubis in Nohmans Metatron IV-drip machine

>> No.15052083

>>15052070
Point made.

>> No.15052084

>>15052031
I'm not. Those Middle Eastern Metal Gear factories are taking jobs from us ocean based guys. And theirs don't even have nukes, just arms.

>> No.15052091

How well would an MG movie do?

>> No.15052094

>>15052082
I think she could make it look sexy. We've already got one of her in a Gundam bodysuit.
With all the space-themed stuff we've associated with anubi, she should be able to pull off any skintight spacesuit look.

>> No.15052096

>>15052091
what would the movie be about?

>> No.15052099

>>15052096
The economy of Estonia

>> No.15052103

>>15052091
Call be a hateful, cynical asshole, but not that well, I'd imagine. Monstergirls are kind of on the razor's edge of niche right now, and I can't imagine bringing a movie to the general masses will do us in particular any favours.

>> No.15052104

>>15050130
Pretty cool.

>>15050683
There there anon.
I'm sure one day, we'll get a genuine Sword Tsukumogami.
Given KC and nip preferences, she'll probably be a katana.

>> No.15052111

>>15051834
>Little tiny berserkerbus who turns into a purring kitten whenever her father picks her up
I like it.

>> No.15052112

>>15050739
>Because she's a human being parasitized by a demon sword, I only gave her armor on one side of her body, to represent progressing erosion of her humanity.
So does that mean as time progresses, more armor forms on her body?

Neato!

>> No.15052113

>>15052099
Remove Tanuki.

>> No.15052114

>>15052099
Is the MG a cute Nordic Valkyrie gril rescuing Anon from a life of grinding poverty and taking revenge on Russians by slaying them in single combat?

That might be fun.

>> No.15052118

>>15052112
I wonder what happens when it covers her entirely...

>> No.15052121
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>>15052111
That does sound cute.

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>>15050130
OW, why the edge KC?

>> No.15052158 [SPOILER] 
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Make sure you surrender in 2017.

>> No.15052163

So what happens if you give an elf a cursed sword?

>> No.15052164

>>15052158
nothing is going to happen

>> No.15052166

>>15052112
>>15052118
I never really made the comparison until now, but now I'm kind of reminded of the Fafnir Knight in the way the transformation works.
http://imgur.com/a/c6ovB

They're both focused on a blade theme, start the alteration at the arm, change into something demonic, and the effect gradually spreads as they get stronger.

Maybe the final form of the Cursed Sword is a more feminine version of the third image there.

>> No.15052168

Hero that loses faith in humanity and becomes sex partner/food for demons willingly is best.

>> No.15052171

>>15052158
>surrender

That just gets you the mocking laughter. If you really want your waifu for love, you've got to prove yourself a man and get dunked on in right and proper combat. Then she'll see you have fighting spirit, and after you get thoroughly trounced she'll be more interested in making sure everything feels all better after the battle.

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>>15052118
It would just be a sexy exoskeleton the woman can fully control (and that gives her slitted eyes). The enty info translated earlier had KC explain that he drew the cursed sword as half taken over to illustrate how that looked.

>> No.15052175

>>15052158
not happening
>>15052163
Something strange, something wonderful.

>> No.15052178

>>15052158
I would.

>> No.15052188

>>15052158
Nah.

>> No.15052191

>>15052188
Do it for your waifu.

>> No.15052196

>>15052191
I'm not that kind of man.

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>>15052174
How about Ash Yuuko with a skin of iron scale.

>> No.15052199

>>15052158
But if I join the military then I have a better chance of finding my true waifu.

>> No.15052200

>>15052196
You're not the kind of man that loves his waifu?

>> No.15052202

>>15052158
If i'm going down then i'm taking a monstergirl with me.

>> No.15052203

>>15052200
I'm not the kind of man that surrenders.

>> No.15052204

>>15052158
>surrendering to females
Good one.

>> No.15052206

>>15052158
My family would be pretty disappointed in me if I just surrendered.
I would at least make an attempt at escaping in fear. I mean, I'd be pretty horrified if these supernatural beings just came out of nowhere, regardless of their true intentions.

>> No.15052207

>>15052199
More like a better chance of gunning her down or seeing her get gunned down.

>>15052202
You, stop that.

>> No.15052208

>>15052174
No, don't turn it into Witchblade.

>> No.15052212

>>15052044
That sounds pretty damn cozy anon.

Good taste.

>>15052063
One of these days I'm going to buy the Kotobukiya Anubis Model, and paint it up in the style of KC's Anubis.

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>>15052175
>>15052188
>>15052199
>>15052202
>>15052204
>>15052206

>> No.15052219

>>15052217
FOOTJOB QUEEN
E
E
T

>> No.15052225

>>15052217
>posting a pic of the scrub who got owned by piratefaggots
Way to make your point, idiot.

>> No.15052234

>>15052158
I surrender to the mountains where I will find a Wendigo or Yuki-onna waifu and live in a comfy cabin with her
imgur so I don't waste a non-MG image
http://i.imgur.com/C7fr6x1.jpg

>> No.15052240

>>15052217
Even if a harpy came to attack me I would just hide indoors, since they wouldn't be able to break the roof nor open the door.

>> No.15052246
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>you will never make a catgirl purr

>> No.15052247

What if you found a monster whose personality you liked, but she was a gross or scary species?

>> No.15052250

>>15052247
I'm fine with scary, but how gross are we talking here?

>> No.15052252

>>15052247
Find someone better, duh.

>> No.15052253
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>>15052240
Big Harpies will take your roof apart.

...All harpies could probably open a door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu9oOqDG6oo

>> No.15052257
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>>15052246
>You will never become known as that guy who's really nice to cats.
>Word spreads and you end up with more and more Cat Girls at your door.

>> No.15052259

>>15052247
Well I'd be scared but willing to trudge on and make our relationship work out. She's showing me she likes me and clearly gets along with me, so while I may b shy I'd take our relationship slowly to make sure we get to bond and learn about each other to get over our fears.

>> No.15052262

>>15052158
Sure. It would be the better option anyway.

>> No.15052266

>>15052250
Enough that you'd be put off. Dunno, Beelzebub or something? Depends on your tastes.

>>15052252
Let me rephrase: she's your perfect waifu except for her species. If you want to experience true love, you have to deal with it.

>> No.15052269

>>15052253
I've long wanted KC to do a griffon girl. Hopefully she'll look something like that art.

>> No.15052272

>>15052247
It kinda depends on how gross, but I'm leaning towards "keep my distance".
I would do my best to man up and face the scary ones, though.
Assuming that the "fear" part of the fearboner doesn't take over midway and cause something stupid to happen, of course.

>> No.15052274

>>15052266
>you have to deal with it.
I'm not here to make compromises.

>> No.15052280

>>15052217
But I probably wouldn't join Air Force.

>> No.15052281

>No Yuki-Onna that likes lollipops

>> No.15052295

>>15052247
At most I would just be friends with her, if she tried something more I would probably reject her.

>> No.15052311

>>15052217
CUTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uI5b_8CJDE

>> No.15052314

>>15052158
>>15052217
I don't have to surrender when I never were in the human side to begin with

>> No.15052316

>>15052247
Love finds a way.

>> No.15052319

>>15052158
I would go full quisling

>> No.15052331

>>15052269
You and me both brother.

But will she be a lioness or a birdbrain?

Maybe she'll be an airhead who just wants to fit in with other harpies but doesn't realize her own strength or understands why she fucks up
Flying wyrms..my god...

>> No.15052349

>>15052331
Sounds cuddly

>> No.15052412

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxz7-O0xwNA&nohtml5=False
>Tfw no harem of [insert MG of choice here] to take care of me without interruption from the outside world

>> No.15052424

>>15050130
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15052425

>>15051558
Which is why I call you a pandering faggot because you clearly don't care about the quality of the work if you're not going to proof-read it.

>> No.15052454

>>15052331
The majesty of a lion! The strength of an eagle! THE BRAIN OF A BIRD!

>> No.15052462

>>15052425
Why do you have such a hateboner for Harblador?

>> No.15052464

>>15052454
I hope she's a crow equivalent birdbrain. Then she'd be smart.

>> No.15052470

>>15052462
Probs a no-name writefag who's mad he's styling all over him with his left hand.

>> No.15052471

>>15052454
True but only a birdbrain can truly appreciate headpats.

>> No.15052482
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>>15052462
Because it's pretty fucking impolite to only post a first draft for replies or saying "I DID IT FIRST". Nobody fucking cares how fast you can pump out OC, so you shouldn't be in a hurry to do it so fast without proofreading. That and the story was pretty fucking mediocre imo

>> No.15052484

>>15052471
Cooing and squawking during headpats while clawing up the couch

>> No.15052491

>>15052482

>Yeti mating dance.gif

>> No.15052496

>>15052484
Worth it.

>> No.15052502

>>15052482
>>15052491
If a Yeti did that I would be pretty impressed.

>> No.15052507

>>15052482
Why do you always waste pictures when you shitpost?

>> No.15052512

>>15052482
I hope this poster isn't Shoggocks to be quite honest.

>> No.15052521

>>15052512
Bollocks was the one who Harblador did the request for, wasn't it? He started immediately after that, so I don't think so.

>> No.15052525

>>15052521
So it's just a random analpained goober then.

>> No.15052532

>>15052525
I bet two years is still the longest time any writefag's gone without a dedicated shitposter.

>> No.15052534

>>15050130
Perfection.

>> No.15052536
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>New Spice and Wolf novel series is announced
>The first page and image is shown
>Holo is fucking dead

Ahaha. Ahahaha. AHAHAHAHA.

WHY

>> No.15052543

>>15052521
>Harblador did the request
>He started immediately after that
Mystery solved, it's someone who begged Harb for something and is bitter he didn't get it.

>> No.15052545

>>15052512
Nah, I'm not that paper thin skinned faggot who's even made mention to others about deleting his pastebin and shit on TFT because people here bullied him too hard

>> No.15052549

>>15052536
Punishment for her NTRing people.

>> No.15052567

>>15052549
>her NTRing people.
Is this still the wolf gangbang meme or something new?

>> No.15052569

>>15052536
How long is the timeline of this series? i admit i have only ever watched the anime shitty jew-tier plot btw but according to some Anons in here the MC dicked the wolf and had some daughterus and stuff.

>> No.15052579

>>15052569
That's the ending of Spice and Wolf, the actual LN series.

This new series is set 10 years after that, and involves the child of Lawrence and Holo.

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>>15052536

>> No.15052595

>>15052579
>tfw the author wants to extend the story to some characters people probably don't give a fuck about
Is this a smart thing to do when you are a writefag and stuff? feels like if you wash away the old characters it's not the same story anymore.

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>>15052536
Whoops.

>> No.15052598

>>15052595
It's bad and it isn't.

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>>15052597

>> No.15052608

>you will never see the slasher film adaption of cursed sword chan

>> No.15052615

>>15052595
No. Smartest thing to do is have new and different stories set in the same universe with completely different casts. Nothing stupider than everyone-being-related-to-everyone syndrome. Which always seems to happen in any long-running franchise.

Or just do something totally new.

>> No.15052617

>>15052608
Well it would be more of an erotic horror.

>> No.15052622

>>15052608
>No crazy slim, tall and athletic genki cut-throat razor-chan who prowls london slashing men who walk the streets at night and make them cum instantly

>> No.15052624

>>15052595
>>15052597
>>15052598
>>15052605

We all know what's really going to happen.

>Horo is a diety. Can't really "die"
>"Dies", reincarnates
>Loli and/or character-remake Horo appears.
>Author can reboot the character and story while still retaining most of the fanbase

>> No.15052626

>>15052615
The best kind of stories are ones where everybody is sitting in their own corner of a pub so that random passerby thinks it's some kind of eighth dimensional gateway

>> No.15052627

>>15052608
>some yandere chick comes in contact with a Cursed Sword
>uses it to "kill" her beloveds previous girlfriends only to find out it turns them into Succubi
>insert yandere mrgrgr here

>> No.15052628

>>15052597
If my waifu died I would fall into eternal despair.

>> No.15052629

>>15052595
As with all things writing, it depends how you handle it.
If you've got a fresh new story set in the same world, but you've concluded the character arcs for the characters in your first story, then it can be a good idea wit new characters. It's definitely better than going back and essentially undoing all the work you've put into developing those older characters.

>> No.15052644

>>15052626
>A story embodiment of the pub every party meets up in every DnD game.
>They call it The Tavern.

Now that does sound like fun.

>> No.15052651

>>15052624
Knowing Spice and Wolf, Holo's just faking it so the couple can steal a coffin full of gold from the Church.

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>> No.15052653

>>15052626
>>15052644

Unless /tg/ is there. They come up with some crazy stuff like Alp: The Game

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1438/29/1438291731937.pdf

>> No.15052656

>>15052652
>hunt men
I'd rather they hunted a single one.

>> No.15052668

>>15052656
They need to find two, so it's not NTR.

>> No.15052672

>>15052668
What?

>> No.15052675

>>15052608
>Group of friends on vacation isolated innawoods
>Two of them sneak of to have sex
>Cursed sword impales them both through the chest mid act
>as they are turned into monsters and their capacity for pleasure skyrockets they blackout from the overwhelming pleasure
>others hear their screams and come to check it out
>find them passed out
>freak out and start running around
>cursed sword picks them off one by one over the course of the night
>morning comes
>everything is just kinda awkward now that its all over
>all the new couples head home
>"man what am i gonna tell my kids when they ask us how we meet"

>> No.15052676

>>15052672
One for the sword, one for the armour.

>> No.15052680

>>15052668
>>15052676
>this shit again

>> No.15052682

>>15052675
>"man what am i gonna tell my kids when they ask us how we meet"
Tell them cupid used her sword of love? Yknow, for when someone is stupidly dense.

>> No.15052684

>>15052521
I had only asked Harblador to do it because people generally don't take too kindly to whenever I post something that isn't done on a whim for "CUTE" rather than actual erotic horror.

>> No.15052688

>>15052652
So how would they divvy the man up? Would they rotate who gets the dick?

>> No.15052689

>>15052675
>>as they are turned into monsters and their capacity for pleasure skyrockets they blackout from the overwhelming pleasure
>an impaled couple screaming in pleasure and cumming endlessly
Oddly hot.

>> No.15052690

>>15052680
What? What's the problem? One guy gets a Cursed Sword lady, and another gets a Living Armour waifu.

Are you just trying to create an issue?

>> No.15052694

>>15052688
Bifurcate his dick with the sword. Then they can go at the same time.

>> No.15052700

So if a cursed sword is around and there arent any normal humans for her to stab, like everyone is monsters and incubi, will they just be clam or start stabbing at random anyway?

>> No.15052705

>>15052700
They do like Link and commit mass grass genocide for mamano rupees.

>> No.15052708

>>15052688
>>15052694
Slice his dick with the sword, laced with DOPPLEGANGER POTION for DOUBLE THE DICKS

>> No.15052716

>>15052708
That sounds cramped and uncomfortable.
How would you arrange two girls so you could fuck them both at once with two dicks sprouting from the same place?

>> No.15052718

>>15052708
Just imagine how hard they'd ahegao him with that there double envelopment.

>>15052716
Give him a dick growing potion so he can lay flat on a bench and have the girls hug and ride his dicks.

>> No.15052720
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15052720

Fighters from around the world will set forth, each seeking the powerful Cursed Sword!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_UyLbu29Lw

>> No.15052721
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>dragon
>10 results
We must fix this

>> No.15052726

>>15052536
>>15052597
>Implying she's dead

>> No.15052727

If you defend that Incubus shit in MGE you're on the same level of faggotry as people wanting monster boys in this thread.

>> No.15052729
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Mofu as FUCK.

>> No.15052732

>>15052720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mka1_LMu8kw&nohtml5=False
>NOT DOING IT THE MANLY WAY

>> No.15052733

>>15052721
Dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon.

There, fixed. Now you have more results.

>>15052727
Stop trying to incite a shitstorm from nothing. The thread's calm right now.

>> No.15052737

>>15052729
>Phat!

Is it talking about her ass?

>> No.15052738
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>>15052729
Are any other Granblue sluts getting figures?

>> No.15052742
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>>15052733
no need to be sarcastic friendo

>> No.15052744

>>15052729
>tfw you always want to buy figures like this buy they're way too expensive to justify paying for when all they do is sit on your shelf

>> No.15052745

>>15052721
I want to molest that dragon.

>> No.15052748

>>15052742
Your waifu is shit.

>> No.15052749

>>15052718
>The fairy dick-hug technique
>But with regularly-sized girls

I like it.

>> No.15052750

>>15052738
Silly Fox, that sword doesn't go there.

>> No.15052756

>>15052742
I was more just being a dumb joker than being sarcastic. Sorry.

>> No.15052757

>>15052749
I was thinking penetration with the girls hugging each other to get close enough, but I guess your idea could work too.

>> No.15052758

>>15052742
I wanna milk that Dragon.

>> No.15052761

>>15052750
She's just defending herself against the infamous intercrural rapist. She knows she's a prime victim with those thighs.

>> No.15052763

>>15052757
Honestly, I like all of these proposals. Let's just throw it all in at once.

>> No.15052766

>>15052742
That haughty Dragon isn't acting so high and mighty now that she's in that cute maid outfit as a servant to Anon!

>> No.15052782

>>15052742
We need more Kuudere and Himedere maids!

>> No.15052785

>>15052782
We really, really don't. This isn't the maid thread.

>> No.15052793

>>15052785
I want a Kakuen maid though.

>> No.15052795

Ever be looking for something that you just couldn't properly recall? Well, I found a doujin that I've been looking for forever.

Just humans, but if anyone wants to read what I think is one of the better depictions of Polynesian Sex I've managed to find...
http://exhentai.org/g/535875/50a1f5d8f0/

>> No.15052798

>>15052793
Kakuens are too lewd to be maids.

>> No.15052799

>>15052782
Tsun maids a best. Slap that Mastah in his sleep!

>> No.15052800

>>15052742
Has that dragon been drinking Holst Milk?
>>15052798
Would they make their skirts too short to show off their butts.

>> No.15052807

>>15052795
Polynesian sex?

>> No.15052810

>>15052807
Slow and passionate.

>> No.15052814

>>15052793
You want a meek kakuen sex-dispenser who'll do all the shitty chores you're too lazy to do without acting with any of her own agency. That's all it is.

>> No.15052817

>>15052800
Only after revealing to their master that Kakuen maids love a good spanking in the morning.

>> No.15052820

>>15052814
Stop being so salty.

>> No.15052824

>>15052817
Damn those lewd monkeys.

Damn them.

>> No.15052825

>>15052814
There is literally nothing wrong with that.

>> No.15052833
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15052833

>Corrupt Unicorn into Bicorn
>Equip Living Armor
>'Tame' pack of Hellhounds
>Sign contract with Ignis
>Find pair of Cursed Swords, use one
>In first raid, corrupt a local priestess into a Succubus
>Give her other Cursed Sword, train as partner/fucktoy
>Ride forth as the Chaos Champion of the future Demon Lord
If eternal rape and darkness ever win out, at least I have a plan to get in on the ground floor with the ruling class

>> No.15052836

>>15052833
Fuck off, Deruella.

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>>15052810
>>15052807
I live in a Pacific country with a Polynesian population and this is the first time I've ever heard that term.

>> No.15052840

>>15052833
Lilims are SHIT.

>> No.15052841

>>15052824
Not to mention before taking the sheets from your bed so she can clean them she'll masturbate in your bed while huffing your scent.

Then she'll masturbate some more while she's cleaning other rooms too. Especially if she knows there's a camera in the room.

>> No.15052846

>>15052841
And I bet I'll wake up with her ass on my face too.

>> No.15052849

>>15052820
Impossible. I'm always salty. Especially when it comes to all the maidposting. Someone has to be, after all.

>> No.15052859

>>15052795
Pretty nice, but I don't think it's a good depiction of Polynesian sex in particular. The pacing of it is exactly the same as any other doujin, really. There's no real sense of time passing as they make love, aside from the tacked on day counter.

Okay read, I guess. Nothing standout.

>> No.15052863

>>15052849
I also dislike them, but since it's nothing the thread forbids I prefer to shut up about it.

>> No.15052864

>>15052849
But Anon, everybody loves maids, even those who don't.

>> No.15052865

>>15052846
Sometimes, or maybe you'll wake up with her grinding her fat monkey ass on your lap.

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>>15052840
What's wrong with Lilims? The world could use a few more leaders with a 'Love thy neighbor' outlook. Better than OC Mary Sue goat lolis being in charge.

>> No.15052875

>>15052833
I'll be the sweet voiced Sorceror then, the question is how do I chaos magic?

>> No.15052876

>>15052865
>>15052846
>>15052841
God I wish kakuens got more art. All this lewd is too much.

>> No.15052877

>>15052849
I don't like maids either, but in this thread they haven't been spammed that much.

>> No.15052879

>>15052863
I'm that way about all the 'chubby' posting. I'm not going to make it go away by shitting up the place.
But really, you people call those lard buckets 'chubby'?

>> No.15052882

>>15052865
Why haven't I fired her yet?

>> No.15052885

>>15052873
>What's wrong with Lilims?
They are sluts who will never enter a loving stable long term monogamous relationship with human boys.

>> No.15052893

>>15052863
Sure, the thread doesn't forbid them. But the amount of posting about it which goes on is completely disproportionate. To nitpick, it's really the absolute opposite of what monstergirls are generally about, and it's a very core aspect of the rampant "cuddleposting" that gets out of hand here.
Dragons, jinkos, onis and other monstergirls like that have already kind of fallen into the trap of being moe-ified by maidposting more than once. It's just dull.

>> No.15052894

>>15052882
Because while she's lewd as fuck she does a fantastic job.

>> No.15052895
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>>15052875
Apprentice under/marry a Lich, that should cover your fundamentals (summoning, necromancy, potions, basic curses). Then either practice or travel the world to study under the hermit masters of magic.

>> No.15052902

>>15052795
Polynesian sex sounds amazing, but since having an erection for more than 4 hours is really bad for you, isn't it dangerous?

>> No.15052903

>>15052894
Goddammit she does clean well.

While flashing that lewd ass and smug smile.

>> No.15052907

>>15052902
Pssst, buddy. Come closer. I have to tell you something.

>> No.15052911

>>15052903
Don't forget that she's completely fine if you want to ravish her for all the teasing she does. All she wants is for you to love her.

>> No.15052917

>>15052911
Yep, can't forget that.

God I love lewd monkeys.

>> No.15052918

>>15052902
Yes, just because of the blood pooling and potentially coagulating in your dick.
I'm sure you can see what kind of problems that might lead to.

Of course, there's nothing stopping you from taking breaks and still snuggling to maintain the mood.

>>15052907
I can already tell you're going to say some variation of "MAMANOMANA" or something. Nice try, meester man.

>> No.15052919

>>15052873
>That tail
T H I C K

>> No.15052920

>>15052917
They love you too anon.

>> No.15052925

>>15052893
I understand and agree. The moe and headpat stuff kind of flies in the face of what attracted me to the threads back in the day, but I guess things change. I can accept that, even if I don't like it.
It's not like the stuff we like is gone, it's just in the same place as this other stuff now. The thread will change again someday anyway.

>> No.15052926

>>15052873
I do not know why i hate them anon, i just hate them, no reason why, i just do.

>> No.15052927

>>15052895
I always liked undead anyway, maybe try and learn mindfuckery from a gazer or a mindflayer...somehow, maybe it's a bad idea.

Then I'll just follow the guy and wait for the right moment to witness my ascension!

>> No.15052931

>>15052893
Yeah, when I dislike it the most is when they start to talk about maids with those type of species, but I also don't want a shitstorm so what can I do about it?

>> No.15052935

>>15052920
And I love that they love me.

>> No.15052940

>>15052919
You some kind of slut for thick tails anon?

>> No.15052955
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Would the Succubi that Dhampirs can birth to have vampiric/undead traits of some sort? I'd imagine they'd have features that differentiate them from typical Succubi.

>> No.15052956

>>15052940
I'm a man of strange tastes for alot of things (Mostly P'Orcs, sweet Jesus), but if I were to see any Lilim like Ilassa with a tail so THICK like that I'd have to restrain myself from my arms going [ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL] and just grasping that MEATY GOODNESS and massaging the ever-living shit out of her tail ESPECIALLY THE BASE, THAT'S THE MOST SENSITIVE PART to the point she reacts like a Kejourou receiving the best kind of hair brushing!

Hell, I'd even say I'D HOLD IT UP AND LICK THE UNDERSIDE WHILE HOTDOGGING HER AWKWARDLY JUST TO LET HER KNOW SHE'S GETTING THE D

>> No.15052957

>>15052893
I think moe content has become the norm here because of where the thread is based now. /jp/ is obsessed with cute shit and we've probably taken more than a few locals on board since the move.

>> No.15052960
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Does snek sleep?

>> No.15052961

>>15052925
You're not wrong.
The thing is, no matter the speed of it, like all other communities or threads, this thread also has a turnover rate.
Some people leave over time, and new people join. Those new people will be influenced by what they see when first coming in, and taking it as the norm. In that way, the place goes through changes, where things slowly become more or less popular as the new people post more about it.
I'm having trouble really explaining this, but you see what I'm trying to get at?

>>15052931
Just have a straight up civil talk about it. You're certainly not causing a shitstorm.
I hope I'm not, too. I don't want to just go and start posting something rude like "maidshit" because that's not going to help at all.
I just want to kind of bring it up without making the thread burst into vitriol.

>> No.15052967

>>15052960
Snek is naturally lazy creature. Snek will sleep and lounge about all day if given the opportunity.

>> No.15052969
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I want to be suffocated by an MG's butt.

>> No.15052970

>>15052893
>other people here find the endless cuddleposting annoying
I'm glad I'm not alone. I was beginning to think all the old guys had left.

>> No.15052975

>>15052967
A sleepy snek is a cute snek!

>> No.15052980

>>15052961
I've brought up the obvious shift in tone before, only for anons to get very bitter and defensive over it. I'm surprised we haven't had insults hurled at any of us yet, but maybe it's just a couple of shitposters who want an argument and they're not on right now.

All I can recommend is we continue to talk about the stuff that interests us. I doubt the cute lovers will give a shit just so long as we don't shit on their things.

>> No.15052984 [SPOILER] 
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>Things you will never have:
~

>> No.15052989
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>>15052969
>tfw YBAs Nightflower got me into facesitting despite liking big butts prior
It's a good feeling.

>> No.15052990

>>15052957
You think so? I guess you're right, I have seen posts by a few natives who've said they joined in on the fun.
Thinking about it, Touhou does have a few maid characters.
I'm surprised we don't have as many armpit fetishists here though, all things considered.

>>15052970
I wouldn't say I've been around that long. I was a regular for a while when these threads were weekly on /a/, but that's about it.

>> No.15052998

>>15050130
>>15050484
Holy fucking shit that's amazing.

>> No.15053008

>>15052984
whatever happened to that mom and daughter kiki fic?

>> No.15053012

>>15052969
I want to fuck Squiggly's butt while Valentine whispers lewd things into my ear.

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>>15052984
That isn't a babby.
>>15053008
It finished.

>> No.15053026

>>15053021
>It finished.
link?

>> No.15053028

>>15052989
>Just now getting into facesitting
You've got it all backwards. Facesitting comes first and then your love and lust for large asses comes forth from a desire so bury your face in bigger and better ones.

>> No.15053030

>>15053008
Who wrote it?

>> No.15053039

>>15053026
http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg
Don't browse this place often?

>> No.15053043

>>15052980
>All I can recommend is we continue to talk about the stuff that interests us. I doubt the cute lovers will give a shit just so long as we don't shit on their things.

Yeah, true. I guess there'll be the regular shitstorms, but hey, that's 4chan for you.

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>>15052956
>Tailslut Anon gets set up on a date with a succubus
>She shows up in a dress
>It wasn't made for monsters so hie tail is tucked inside it
>Anon can't take his eyes off the massive bulge in her skirt
>Date goes well, but all he can think of is that massive tail
>Takes her home for some fun
>Her dress comes off
>Her tail is as thick as her thigh and as long as she is tall
>Anon is drooling at the sight of it
>Can't help himself, starts playing with it
>Feeling up and down its massive girth, hands not even able to reach around it
>Rubbing it down, making is way towards the base
>Kneading his fingers into the sensitive flesh, feeling her shudder in his grip
>He can't help himself, he has to taste it
>Puts his tongue to the base, she lest out an audible gasp
>Licks and sucks around the base, reveling in the taste of her tail as she squirms
>Anon takes a long drag up the length of the tail
>She's never seen a guy handle a tail this well, she's moaning from pleasure
>She can't help but start to touch herself as anon licks every inch he can reach of that thick tail
>Finally, Anon comes to that massive spade
>It's enormous, almost the size of a grapefruit, and twitching with excitement
>Anon takes as much as he can fit into his mouth
>Her tail goes rigid from the sensation, and Anon can feel her throbbing in his mouth
>Anon begins to loudly suck on her tip, working the sensitive nerves into a frenzy
>She's crying out in ecstasy, begging you to suck on it harder. You're happy to oblige.
>Both her hands are between her thighs, working over her sopping snatch
>She thrusts with her tail, desperate to fit as much of it in your mouth as possible
>You almost gag on the thick spade in your mouth, but you muster on
>'Anon, I'm abo- ahh... Ahh... AHHHHHH!~'
>A gush of juices erupts from between her thighs, soaking the both of you
>Her tail goes into spasms, gaggnig you until you finally let it go
>She lays on the bed, writhing in pleasure as she rides out her orgasm
I can't wait for her to return the favor
Sadly, the fattest spade-tail I have is this one...

>> No.15053070

>>15053069
Might wanna delete the pic there m8

>> No.15053076

>>15053070
Shit, though that was the censored one.

>> No.15053077
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>>15053069
Speaking as Tailslut-Anon.

SWEET FAITH AND BEGORAH

>> No.15053081

>>15053069
>Anon can't take his eyes off the massive bulge in her skirt
For a moment there i feared the worst.

>> No.15053093

>>15053081
Yknow, reading through it I thought you could swap the two and it would still make too much sense.

>> No.15053100

>>15053069
Is it gay if you suck an alp's tail that she tucked between her legs?

>> No.15053103

>>15053093
Now that you say it, if you change certain key words it would be a story about an Anon sucking off a futa, i want off this ride now.

>> No.15053108
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>>15053069
>Flipped from third person to first halfway through
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!! I thought I'd beaten this!
>>15053093
Congratulations for realizing the joke, anon.

>> No.15053113

>>15053100
Good thing it wasn't an alp, then.

>> No.15053132

>>15053108
You're not going to make fun of me for being dense, are you?

>> No.15053163

>>15053100
I want to nibble an Alp's spade tail until she's turned into a sweaty, gelatin-kneed bundle of nerves ready to receive a mating press who doesn't let you pull out by folding her tail onto your back like that chair from the Matrix

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>>15053132
Nah. It's cool that there's someone here with at least a little bit of innocence left. I've always been self-aware of how potentially gay sucking on a girl's tail could be made to sound. Doesn't mean I wouldn't if one asked me to, I'm just aware of the situation.

>> No.15053208

>>15053069
What if it's a fluffy tail MG? sucking on that doesn't seem very nice

>> No.15053217

>>15053108
It's amazing that one gif can show how terrible a show is.

>> No.15053221
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15053221

>all this tail sucking degeneracy

>> No.15053224

>>15053208
Too bad. This is going to be one of those things that fluffy tail is just inherently worse at.

>> No.15053227

>>15048501
I'm geting that feeling where the thing is so adorable you want to stomp on it until it explodes in a big boom of cute.

>> No.15053228
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>>15053208
That's why you touch it instead of lick it, just so it can touch you back.

>> No.15053232

>>15053224
Doesn't mean you can't stroke and caress the fluffy tail though

>> No.15053236

>>15053176
>>15053221
I want to bury my face into a tailpussy while molesting the tail itself using massage techniques and take huge lapping licks out of the inside!

>> No.15053240

>>15053221
>Saying 'degeneracy' as if it means anything around here
Have you seen half the content this thread produces?

>> No.15053241

>>15053208
A true fluffy-tail husbando doesn't mind having fur in his mouth. He'll gladly eat a meal with a few of his wife's fur strands accidentally shed and think nothing of it.

>> No.15053242

>>15053221

I think there should be more hair brushing too

>> No.15053245

>>15053221
>miller
>beer

Such heathenry. Have a glass of wine and learn from your mistakes.

>> No.15053255

>>15053228
[X] Touch Fluffy Tail

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>>15053236
Good man

>> No.15053261

>>15053228
Whoa! what a big fluffy tail, do they use them as dakis?

>> No.15053272

>>15053258
I want this joystick master to stop molesting people's faces.

>> No.15053277

>>15053227
That's a weird way to phrase it (and a little serial-killer-y in wording), but I think I know what you mean. It's like that welling up of an urge to just take that tiny mindflayer and try to get all the cuteness gushing out of her until it's flooding around you and filling you up, in a sudden and satisfying flood of squeaky goodness.

>> No.15053280

>>15053228
why is this mofumofu so protective of her tail?

>> No.15053289

>>15053280
It holds all of her secrets.

>> No.15053290

>>15053280

bullies at school have been sticking gum in it

>> No.15053291

>>15053280
She's just shy, she's not quite ready to let a stranger touch her fluff.

>> No.15053302

>>15053290
This is the perfect way to bully fluffy MGs!

That'll get them back for mofuing me in class!

>> No.15053308

>>15053290
then maybe she should get it trimmed

>> No.15053334

>people hating on cuddleposting
Whats so wrong about emphasising genuine intimate expression in your fantasies?

>> No.15053341

>>15053334
Is there something about MGs that the thread will not eventually hate?

>> No.15053350

>>15053341
The sense of loyalty comes to mind.

>> No.15053351

>>15053290
>Daughteru comes home from school in tears
>Another fluffy girl in class mashed gum into her tail
You'd spend as much time as it took to get it all out without cutting any fur out, right?

>> No.15053354

>>15053341
Vaginas.

>> No.15053358

>>15053350
There are few sloppy seconds fags

>> No.15053361
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I want to fondle a monstergirls tiddies.

>> No.15053366

>>15053351
>time

Man, gum is easy to get out of hair.
https://www.aad.org/public/skin-hair-nails/hair-care/removing-gum-from-hair

>> No.15053367

I wish I had the power to kill off all the shit writers in order to bring back the better ones

>> No.15053374

>>15053358
Yeah but just because the scum prefer their women to be cumrags doesn't mean they display outward hate towards loyalty.

>> No.15053376

>>15053367
Would that it were so easy.

>> No.15053378

>>15053351
I'd get her delinquent onee-san to beat up the fluffy tail who did this!

>> No.15053382

>>15053367
Don't get too attached to -fags anon, they can go full autism or dead in a heartbeat, gotta deal with it.

>> No.15053384

>>15053367
Where have there been shit writers in this thread?
Most dead writers are actually still around. You see them posting new content infrequently.

>> No.15053391

>>15053351
I'm going to find who did it and I'm going to stick a whole slime girl in her tail.

NOBODY MESSES WITH MY DAUGHTER.

>> No.15053396

>>15053367
Who do you mean by "shit writers" and "better ones"? Because that's subjective as hell.

>> No.15053397

>>15053361
While I approve of fondling big tiddies (and she seems to certainly like it), what monstergirl is that?

>> No.15053403

>>15053397
She's a character from Fate/Extra CCC. I've forgotten her name though.

>> No.15053411

Rachnera taking coffee shots!

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>>15048566
>>15048419
wipip

>>15048626
I hear ya, but fair's fair, and it's added to the list so it's going to be up for voting anyways. And threadcanon alp and nerdhound loli speaking in old timey slang still makes me kek.

More raffles to come too so no worries.

>> No.15053419

>>15053415
That Salamander is packing a huge fuckin' sword, good work so far Snibako.

>> No.15053424

>>15053415
>tfw you defeat her with your cursed sword

>> No.15053425

>>15053396
Defining shit writers as one who're bottom of the barrel and writing stupid bait-click shit whereas good ones are stuff like MachineAnon, Captain, etc

>> No.15053430

>>15053424
>and then you defeat her with your 'sword'

>> No.15053435

>>15053384
>Most dead writers are actually still around.
Can confirm.

>> No.15053440

>>15053425
I'm with you on Captain, but even without the ego Machine wasn't that amazing.

>> No.15053443

>>15053430
No, only defeat her.

With the Cursed Sword.

Then onto the next opponents.

>> No.15053446

>>15053435
Same. After a while you stop trying to update weekly and settle for a more realistic aim of only writing if a particular idea really sticks with you.

>> No.15053448

>>15053425
>bottom of the barrel and writing stupid bait-click shit
We don't have many who could be described as that.

>> No.15053452

>>15053435
I hope you're not Parkedbuggy because where the fuck is my continuation

>> No.15053458

>>15053415
Nicely done.
its a good thing to wake up to

>> No.15053459

>>15053452
Fucking this.

>> No.15053462

>>15053452
No, he was before my time.

>> No.15053467

I'm gonna clean a Wurm's scales and get all the nasty dirt, dust, sand and grit out of underneath them. I'll bet that it gets really itchy for them and she'll REALLY appreciate it.

>> No.15053471

>>15053443
>Then onto the next opponents.
Now you end up with an obsessive yandere Salamander that more than likely bonds with your equally obsessive yandere Cursed Sword.

Now that I think about it, that'd look pretty cool.

>> No.15053473

>>15053467
I want to take a wurm swimming!

>> No.15053478

>>15053471
Swords can't bond.

>> No.15053482

>>15053478
A Cursed Sword most certainly could you bellend.

>> No.15053485

I want to fake a moon landing with a Kraken!

>> No.15053490

>>15053462
Not him, but were you the fellow that did that NEET Vampire thing?

>> No.15053495

>>15053490
No, not me either.

>> No.15053496

>>15053485
Would you want to fake an alien abduction with her too?

>> No.15053504

>>15053482
But it's just a sword...that is cursed.

Certainly won't bond with some crazy lady trying to follow me.

>> No.15053508

>>15053496
No, I'd rather fake footage of bigfoot with a Lamia. It would be much easier.

>> No.15053510

>>15053485
You can do some kinky roleplay, we're you're Flash Gordon and she's some sexy space alien.

>> No.15053513

>>15053495
Well, either way I probably have your pastebin bookmarked.
Shit nigga spill the beans.

>> No.15053525

>Anon is challenged to a duel by a Salamander
>It's a hard fight but he wins
>She declares him her husband, but is soon concerned by his hesitant response
>She learns that the armor he's wearing is a Living Armor
>The Salamander asks to speak to her in private, and Anon tells her it's okay
>The two go a short distance away and round a corner
>"Privacy" was for nothing though since they begin shouting immediately
>"He needs to fight on his own!"
>"I intend to protect him from harm forever!"
>"He needs to become strong!"
>"We're strongest together!"
Would you accept a bigamous marriage between women so drastically different in temperament? Could you handle it?

>> No.15053536

>>15053525
Only if they laughed at my tiny penis. Also, I'd like the new cursed sword to laugh at my tiny penis.

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WARNING: Do not open!

>> No.15053544

>>15053513
Quicksliver.

>> No.15053547

>>15053536
Hello, we missed you
You are pretty based

>> No.15053548

>>15053525
Sure. I think I could handle that.

>> No.15053549

>>15053542
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO YOU FUUUUUUUCK

>> No.15053550

>>15053542
OH GOD I DIDN'T LISTEN

I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED

>> No.15053552

>>15053544
>not posting for a couple of months makes you a dead writefag
Oh come on now.

>> No.15053557

>>15053542
>hover over it
>tab crashes instantly

Holy shit that was weird.

>> No.15053558

>>15053542
My heart wasn't able to handle it...

>> No.15053559

>>15053542
Yuck

>> No.15053562

>>15053542
I opened it

>> No.15053564

>>15053544
Nigga you ain't dead.

>> No.15053565

>>15053552
I feel dead inside, isn't that what counts?

>> No.15053568

>>15053544
I thought you posted jubjub story not too long ago?
BTW is that finished or you are going to continue it?

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>>15053544
After that jubjub diaper thing I can see why.

>> No.15053572

>>15053542
Goodnight, my friends.

>> No.15053574

>>15053564
He's lying low because the FBI's looking for him.

>> No.15053576

>>15053544
It hasn't even been that long since your last thing, this is just attention whoring.

>> No.15053579

>>15053568
It isn't finished and I want to continue it, but I don't have the motivation.

>> No.15053580

>>15053542
>not even the daily dose oomukade

All she's good for is being stinky.

>> No.15053584

>>15053574
He's on the lam.

>> No.15053588

>>15053536
Idk why but reading that and seeing you again brought a smile to my face. Welcome back smallpenisfag

>> No.15053597

>>15053542
That's weird, I opened it and nothing happened.

Then again I work in the bug enclosure of the zoo, so maybe the local centipedes helped protect me?

>> No.15053599

>>15053579
Unknown to the unwitting and innocent denizens of /mgt/, he lurks in the shadows, plotting and waiting for the perfect time to strike. Finally seeing his opportunity, the villain springs his horrific attack on his helpless victims, and once again /mgt/ is left in terror of the deranged and insane ne'er do well - the Bummer Man!

>> No.15053602

>>15053448
Except there's literally no real good writers still active on that TFT site, and I know some of them are still here

>> No.15053607

>>15053599
I'm just as bummed as you are anon, truly I am.

>> No.15053611

>>15053597
They just want to rape you instead.

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>>15053542
Curse my curiosity.

>> No.15053615

>>15053602
Well, it's TFT what did you expect?

>> No.15053621

>>15053614
That Loli is getting punched.

>> No.15053625

>>15053584
He's wanted for raping kids in 19 states plus Montreal.
It's only a misdemeanor in Canada though.

>> No.15053628

>>15053621
don't punch loli please

>> No.15053635

>>15053628
Lolis are more shit than lilims.

>> No.15053636

>>15053628
Gonna punch loli.

>> No.15053638

>Be moderately competent animancer
>Animate armor to guard you because fighting off monsters every time you step outside is tiring
>Armor is bro-tier bodyguard voiced by Norio Wakamoto
>Living Armor happens when demonic energy animates armor. You animated it with your own soul energy, so there's no cute girl inside of it.

>No matter how many times you explain this to people, everyone still assumes you are fucking it.

>> No.15053639

>>15053579
>it sent the thread into semi meltdown
>he wants to post more of it
You know, when you started posting on TFT I didn't actually think you'd completely go off the rails.

>> No.15053644

>>15053636
>>15053621
Lolis are for love, not ryona.

>> No.15053646

>>15053644
This loli is for punch.

>> No.15053649

>anons are shitting on a writefag
>and pleased to see a shitposter
What is going on?

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>>15053621
>>15053636
>Anon punches Baphomet
>Baphomet punches back
>Anon is now married to the Lich who pieced him back together and revived him Fable 2 style

>> No.15053655

>>15053638
Do you not like monstergirls in the monstergirl thread?

>> No.15053656

>>15053650
I'm not going to marry a Lich just for that. Not to mention I wouldn't go down that easily.

>> No.15053657

Souls should have had more monster girl bosses that got tons of art DESU.

Mytha the Baneful Queen was a shit Lamia, we needed some sort of centaur warrior or something.

>> No.15053659

>>15053644
Lolis are for bullying because they're shit.

>> No.15053661

>>15053639
Not post it anon, I never said that. I just want to finish it.

>> No.15053663

>>15053656
>Not to mention I wouldn't go down that easily.
Try accidentally walking in on a tsundere Baphomet in the toilet then.

>> No.15053665

>>15053650
Fuck your Mary Sue 'automatically the best at everything' shit loli goat. Baphomet has to be one of the most poorly-written girls to ever come out of MGE. Ruins lolis, ruins goats.

>> No.15053666

>>15053639
Poor guy finally has Minamata disease.

>> No.15053669

>>15053659
>>15053646
Do not argue with my dubs.
Loli is for tender love and prone bone, not hitting.

>> No.15053670

>>15053650
>Anon is from Earth where magic doesn't exist, so the magic behind the attack is cancelled
>the punch hits with the force of a regular child's punch
>anon just picks her up by the horns and carries her off laughing

>> No.15053672

>>15053665
Anon there's always one guy who does something like this.

>> No.15053673

>>15053665
>ruins goats.
... you have a preferred sexualization of goats? L-lewd.

>> No.15053675

>>15053669
Your dubs are shit.

>> No.15053676

>>15053670
>muh headcanon

>> No.15053678

>>15053670
>anon just picks her up by the horns and carries her off laughing

Sounds like the baphomet won there. Onii-chan GET.

>> No.15053679

>>15053663
Still wouldn't.

>> No.15053680

>>15053675
Looks like someone is jealous.

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>>15053656
>>15053665
>>15053670
Anon please.

Especially >>15053656 nigga that Lich is going to force marry you with a love potion she devised or the variety of rape poisons, diseases, and magic she has at her disposal.

You can do it the easy way or the really easy way.

>> No.15053683

>>15053670
>Non-Magic Origin = Anti-Magic
This is honestly the most asinine thing I've ever seen touted about in these threads.

Okay not really, there are a lot of asinine things and it's hard to quantify them...but this one's definitely up there.

>> No.15053688

>>15053611
Is THAT what all the hissing was about...

>> No.15053689

>>15053676
What is she going to do about it? Call Druella? She can't un-headcanon her.

>> No.15053690

>>15053682
>Lich is going to force marry you with a love potion she devised
Not going to work.

>> No.15053691

>>15053682
What if someone were to use a dormouse as a meatshield? Would that save them from the punch?

>> No.15053694

>>15053673
Not saying I have a preference for goats, just that all goats and sheep are infinitely more interesting and fun than Baphomet, who tarnishes them by her mere existence. Seriously, all the Baphomet stuff reads like a pokemon that a twelve-year old made up on the back of his notebook.

>> No.15053695

>>15053690
Rape it is then.

>> No.15053698

>>15053683
>This is honestly the most asinine thing I've ever seen touted about in these threads.
The problem with magic is it doesn't actually exist and breaks the laws of physics anyway. So fuck knows what would happen if we encountered something that could use it.

>> No.15053699

>>15053695
Still no, I'll give her as much money as I can though.

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>>15053683
Agreed, especially when you consider how magic was discovered in the Guilty Gear series.

>> No.15053701

>>15053691
How would that help? Dormice aren't particularly large, tough, or stretchy.

You probably want a fairy. Like a giant rubber band, and fling the punch back like it's an episode of Roadrunner.

>> No.15053702

Hey, where would I go for decent yandere mg stories? Any notable picks?

>> No.15053707

>>15053644
>Lolis are for love, not ryona.
Yeah, if you want to slap around a monster it should be a high level undead.

>> No.15053710

>>15053707
Is it ok if I slap a loli around, but just on her butt?

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>>15053710
That is fine.

>> No.15053716

>>15053702
Yananon springs to mind
Bollocks did a nice one involving a Kitsune
There was a Holstaurus one somewhere
And I think Harblador has done one.

>> No.15053719

>>15053701
The dormouse makes cookies and goes to sabbath meetings every sunday. She even helps out around the temple when she had time. Why would the baphomet punch her?

>> No.15053720

Can we all agree that Onee-Samas are the best?

>> No.15053722

>>15053716
>Bollocks did a nice one involving a Kitsune
you mean the one where she ate her competition?

>> No.15053724

I want to dominate a Baphomet.

>> No.15053728

For lovers of Nightmares or just general fans of horsepussy:

http://pastebin.com/GPgQDEgQ

>> No.15053730

>>15053720
No.

Being an only child > Having any kind of siblings.

>> No.15053734

>>15053722
Nah, she made a guy reincarnate in just the right circumstances so he'd meet her again. Then she spirits him away and doesn't let him go.

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>>15053702
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon
http://pastebin.com/60TjbuX8
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy
http://pastebin.com/uP0JcVYW
http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4
I should make a totally-not-biased pastebin list of yandere MG stories.

>> No.15053750

>>15053742
Wow. You sure love your yanderes.

>> No.15053753

Why is there always at least one guy who wants everything that is being discussed to go exactly the way he wants?

>> No.15053754

>>15053742
Thanks for the reply, and yes you should.

>>15053750
You're damn right I do. Yandere is best dere.

>> No.15053758
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These onis though, holy shit.

>> No.15053759

>>15053753
You're on Autism: The Website.

>> No.15053764

>>15053753
Shitposting, ego + arrogance, take your pick.

>> No.15053767

>>15053759
Don't you talk about my Laotian fur-trading congregation like that. fag.

>> No.15053769

>>15053758
I really, really want to cuddlefuck that Oni.

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>>15053754
But kuu and hime both are superior to yan.

>> No.15053775

>>15053742
>only half of those are in prose
Oh dammit.

>> No.15053777

>Brought back to life by Lich after a fatal accident.
>Too busy marveling at the fact you're alive again to listen to her speech about how you have to marry her as repayment.
>Throw her all the money you have in your wallet along with a promise that you'll tell as many people as you can about how great she is then run off to see your family.

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>>15053769
Give any Oni enough to drink and I'm sure you could convince them to have adoarbly awkward cuddlesex with you.

>> No.15053785

>>15053779
how do you diddle her doodly if theres scales there?

>> No.15053787

>>15053728
>http://pastebin.com/GPgQDEgQ
>Nightmare writefaggotry
This is a good thing you do.

>> No.15053789

>>15053780
>oni
>enough to drink

Fool! There does not exist enough alcohol in the world! Instead, just have the drinks while you do the deed.

>> No.15053790

>>15053780
I just want to make an awkward oni a mom and a housewife.

>> No.15053792

>>15053780
I'm going to fuck an Oni in the missonary position while she covers her face and talks about how this is too girly for her and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me!

>> No.15053798

I want to draw a cock on a Tanuki's hand in permanent marker mere moments before she has to make an important deal!

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>>15053750
You bet I do. I want to write a yandere story as well, but I have no idea how I'd execute it and what monstergirl to use.
>inb4 The Dude

>> No.15053801

>>15053798
Don't let her know it was you.

>> No.15053812

>>15053799
Just pick one you like and go from there.

>> No.15053816

>>15053799
How about a yandere Mindflayer? She refuses to flay the mind of her interest because that would 'weaken his love' or something, so instead she flays everyone else's minds especially those whores in class 3-B or those bitches in Sales so that they feel how she does towards her interest, but at the same time they know just what she'll do to them if they try anything? And then, as everyone else starts acting more and more odd, the interest gets worried more and more, until finally he ends up confiding in the mindflayer girl?

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>>15053792
>Oni complains about being to girly
>Tell her how cute she looks when she's embarrassed
>Her face gets even redder somehow
>Lean in close
>Whisper how much you love being the only one who gets to see her softer side
>She pulls you into a deep kiss
>Finally break away and she's still burning red
>'Happy now? You got me acting all mushy and kissing you. Least you shut up for a bit.'
>'Aww, come on. you know you like it.'
>'Idiot... I hate when you pull that crap, but you're right.'
>She leans in again to kiss you as you resume your gentle thrusts

>> No.15053818

>>15053799
What's your favorite monstergirl? Because you should use that.
Also, you've saved a lot of links there. Surely some of those would give you some ideas.

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>>15053734
>Nah, she made a guy reincarnate in just the right circumstances so he'd meet her again. Then she spirits him away and doesn't let him go.
That whole premise sounds like satire. Is it satire? Because if not he truly is the Zach Snyder of writefags.

>> No.15053828

>>15053819
Oh Bollocks, if it wasn't for you posting a picture of whiskey I wouldn't have guessed it was you.

>> No.15053829

>>15053812
>>15053816
>>15053818
I just remembered that I promised to do some Minotaur bully forced-breastfeeding a while back.
Though, it may just be in greentext format since I'm too much of a lazy fuck to do prose again.

>> No.15053833

>>15053829
Forced breastfeeding is pretty hot for some reason.

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>>15053799
That's a real bummer, man. But I can't be bothered with all that shit, live goes on, man.

>> No.15053839

>>15053817
Want to marry that Oni and have her wear a girly dress.

Gonna marry that Oni and have her wear a girly dress.

>> No.15053843

>>15053828
I didn't realize posting alcohol makes me that faggot

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There's only room for one magical sword here. And the Cursed Sword has nothing on Momiji wielding the god-slaying blade!

>> No.15053848

>Cursed sword goes on a rampage monsterizing everything in sight
>She's stabbing the same man over and over again
>A Lizardman sees the scene and tries to white knight him
>She gets utterly defeated
>The Cursed Sword eventually leaves to do her thing elsewhere
>The pure man who was attacked ends up becoming a Giant Slug's cum pump
>Lizardman goes through an extreme training to make sure this never happens again
>Meanwhile the Cursed Sword got herself a husband and is happily cuddling with him

Those dumb lizards will never learn

>> No.15053849

>>15053839
Would you make her hold hands with you in public while wearing it, then quickly lean up to give her a peck on the cheek?

>> No.15053850

>>15053833
I just like lactation a lot man, so much so I shoehorned it into my first attempt at writefagging and recent stuff I churned out.
>>15053837
What is your fixation on Jeff Bridges man?

>> No.15053853

>>15053849
Yes.

>> No.15053857

>>15053848
Cursed Sword a shit, your story a shit, you a shit.

>> No.15053859
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>>15053845
Have a better and more awesome sword.

>> No.15053862

>>15053845
BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE

>> No.15053864

>>15053850
He makes my heart go doki-doki

>> No.15053866

>>15053848
I'm not sure if I'd be okay with some slut who's stabbed other men.

>> No.15053870

>>15053862
AGAINST THE ODDS

>> No.15053871

>>15053859
>Massive slab of iron
>Too heavy to realistically weild one-handed
>Stupid hooks on it for no reason
>Laser sword light enough for a scrawny undead boy to wield
>Get psychic visions of the future
>OP Arts stances
Yeah, no. Give me the Monado any day.

>> No.15053875

>>15053870
WE CHOOSE TO FIGHT

Female Dunban-equivalent wielding a Cursed Sword while successfully resisting its corruption when?

>> No.15053877

>>15053848
>Lizard not swearing to take care of the man as part of her codex or something only to watch the slug fuck and get impregnated by him for years
4/10

>> No.15053879

You see those warriors from Lescatie? They have cursed swords. Cursed. Swords.

>> No.15053881

>>15053871
Makai Silver can weigh however your mind wants it to. and even alter shape as well.

>> No.15053887

>>15053722
>Where she ate her competition
Who the flying fuck else would write that kind of shit outside of maybe Bob and his Perfect Cell Manticore.

>> No.15053890

>>15053875
Would you cuddle a roly-poly little Nopon girl who loved giving you wing-ear hugs?

>> No.15053894
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>>15053845
>>15053859
Lamers, the whole lot of you!

>> No.15053896
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>>15053887
to be fair, it was only their livers

>> No.15053898

>>15053848
Thats kinda hot

>> No.15053899

>>15053890
I wonder what a nopon monstergirl would even look like in this situation.
The ultimate shortstack, perhaps. Short, curvy, about as easy to carry or throw as a beachball, and nigh-on indestructible. Those ears would be to die for, too.

>> No.15053918

>>15053894
>Garo
>Lame

>> No.15053924

>>15053894
Shiva of the East? More like Shiva of the Deceased.

>> No.15053930

>>15051264
I hope it's not too late to give you some feedback on this, anyway

You should have made it clear that the MC was a girl earlier on, I got confused for a bit

>Finally the cellar was the only room left. I realised that I had never entered it
realised is wrong, the correct orthography is realized
and try to avoid using convenience to move the plot forward, although this is just a very brief one shot so it doesn't really matter

The way the sword talked to the MC was a bit cliché but I liked it

There was nothing too outstanding in the rest of the story

If I were to change something, I'd stick to canon for the effects of the sword, having them orgasm each time they are stabbed is fun and silly, but having them spill out red spirit energy is much more gruesome and fitting to the story

Overall it was a decent representation of the new girl, especially the while corruption thing, I enjoyed it

>> No.15053958

>>15052247
That enhances the boner

>> No.15053967

>>15052247
Still tap it.

>> No.15053972

>>15052532
I don't have one yet but I'm only up to about a year and a half

>> No.15053977

>First Living Armor
>Now Butter-T is drawing Cursed Sword
I guess that these twisted sort of spirit-girls are his fetish?

>> No.15053984

>>15053977
They're going to fight for the swordsman's love, but they have to compete with that lizardgirl or work together with her.

>> No.15053991

>>15053977
>Now Butter-T is drawing Cursed Sword
>draws just a sword, no girl

>> No.15053997
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>>15053819
There's a fairy in my pizza!

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15054000

>>15053977
>>15053991

>> No.15054004

>>15054000
It's going to be darkened so you can only see the sword.
Pay $20 for the version with a lamp in the corner that illuminates the whole picture.

>> No.15054005

What would it be like to be the communal husband of a small village of delicious brown tattooed tribal monstergirls?
Probably wonderful.

>> No.15054011
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15054011

Quick, someone draw this girl as a lion MG.

>> No.15054012

>>15053997

>Get me off this fucking pizza so we can awaken the crystals!

Alright fine jeez

>> No.15054013

>>15054000
Baaaby. Taking my words back.
>those toes
[heavy breathing]

>> No.15054015

>>15054005
Tiring.

>> No.15054019

>>15054000
>Love, Semen, cum unto me!
>W-wa! I was just kidding Anon!

>> No.15054020
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>> No.15054021

>>15054011
Nanko is best, fuck Lion, also fuck you too.

>> No.15054022
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>>15054012
Smug piece of shit.

>> No.15054023

>>15053997
I wanna molest Airy, is that normal

>> No.15054026

>>15054021
>fuck Lion
With pleasure.
Nanko is cute too though.

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>>15054022

>> No.15054032

>>15054022
Sauce, I wanna fug that fairy

>> No.15054053
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15054053

I recall someone mentioned about alternate colours, but I don't know what colours they should be.

Anyhow, as I mentioned previously, I'm currently drawing MGE's dormouse.

>> No.15054055

>>15054032
Courageously Standard.

>> No.15054057

>>15054020
Cute palette shading. That you, lawyer-kun?

>> No.15054058

>>15054055
I know the game, I mean the artist.

>> No.15054059
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>> No.15054060

>>15054015
Hey, it wouldn't be all bad. For one, plenty of herbal remedies to keep you going.
For another, you can keep yourself busy during your free time by learning how to tan hides or by hunting beasts.

>> No.15054064

>>15054058
Nobody in particular

>> No.15054065

>>15054059
Mam you've been drinking too much so I'm going to have to pick you up, put you in bed, and read you a bedtime story before you drift off to sleep.

>> No.15054086

>>15049831
I can't be the only one who made an account just to vote for the futa right? It's so ironic.

>> No.15054092

>>15054059
Go away Shoggocks

>> No.15054122
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15054122

Anons are asleep, post cuddly fat monster girl tats

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>>15054122

>> No.15054136

>>15054122
That succuchub is getting groped and nuzzled.

>> No.15054138

>>15054135
>Milkmaid Centaur

To quote that one anon when that profile was first released for EMG,

>No! I don't want to like horse pussy!

>> No.15054142

>>15054122
This succubutt doesn't have to rape me, I'll gladly consensually cuddle with her

>> No.15054148
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>>15054136
Grope and nuzzle all of them!

>> No.15054150

>>15054148
Her belly, breasts, chest, and rear!
Even her thighs shall feel my fingers!

>> No.15054170

>>15054122
>Chubby succubi
Oh no, my weakness!
>Chubby girls in lewd underwear
Oh no, my other weakness!

>> No.15054176

>>15053728
Well, now that I've actually read it...

Fantastic little piece of smut you've done up here.

Also rather liked the framing device. Was quite interesting, and I'm assuming you're going to do more with it? Looking forward to whatever more lewd vignettes result from it.

>> No.15054177

>tfw Cursed Sword are incapable of being chubby
>Or even particularly thick

Is sad day

At least I have you Raise Thy Sword.

>> No.15054182

>>15054122
I usually dislike Succubi but i could cannot say no to cuddling that beautiful woman.

Why must i be such a huge cuddleslut.

>> No.15054192

>>15054122
Wanna use her as a pillow!

>>15054177
Hathor Milk can perform miracles Anon. Just believe and wish.

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>>15054192
Forgot image, fat lap cat

>> No.15054200

>>15054195
I wanna grope that everything.

>> No.15054203

>>15054182
because cuddles are great and an important part of any relationship regardless of what kind of monster girl she is. Plus cuddling is an important an intimate time for you to further bond and remember the various part of one another you like the most, like personality or shared hobbies. That and you can cuddle anywhere, especially if it's cold out.

>> No.15054206

>>15054192
Except not really.

She'd just cut down anyone and everyone constantly while burning calories without end.

If anything Hathor Milk would make her even more dangerous since she'd have loads of energy to burn off "murdering" people.

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>>15054200
So do I

>> No.15054210

>>15054177
Okay, anons. What sword types would make what kind of Cursed Sword Waifus?

>Rediculo-Huge Anime Swords Bigger Than Your Body: Fit Amazonness Cursed Sword
>Dagger: Loli Cursed Sword
>Katana: Kimono Yamato Nadeshiko Cursed Sword
>Longsword: Valkyrie-style Knightly Cursed Sword
>Cutlass: Mermaid Cursed Sword
>Zweihander: Onee-san Cursed Sword

>> No.15054218

>>15054176
I love writing about the monstergirls that don't get a lot of love, so yeah. You hit the nail on the head, the framing device was a set up for more "archives" to be explored whenever I get the itch to give some attention to the more untouched monsters.

>> No.15054219

>>15054206
Not if she has a husband to calm her down and keep her from rampaging.

From there, she'll be really cuddly. Give her the Hathor Milk to keep her calm and cuddly.

>> No.15054220

>>15051202
>Not wanting to go full disgaea

>> No.15054221

>>15053837
Darkness warshed over the Dude. Darker'na black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie.

>> No.15054224

>>15054210
>zweihandler
A tall chick in a mask telling you to git gud and calling you a casual when you cum too quick

>> No.15054225

>>15053871
>Stupid hooks on it for no reason
it's obviously a combo can/bottle opener, you daft cunt

>> No.15054236

>>15054210
>Katana Cursed Sword
>She always wears a kimono, even when raging to her heart's content in the midst of battle
>Only speaks Japanese
>"Danna-sama, daisuki!"
>"What the hell is this crazy woman saying?"

>> No.15054248

>>15054224
>Not a crazy-ass german accented girl who enjoys fighting way too much.
Do you even Kurgan?

>> No.15054249

>>15053728
Damn that's smutty. Liked the Haku parts as well, definitely a great way to build up.

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>>15054210

>> No.15054265

>>15054210
What about Whip Sword?

>> No.15054269

>>15054265
Serpent-style Cursed Sword, of course. Probably a black yandere shirohebi or something.

>> No.15054282
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15054282

I need a wife and child.

>> No.15054312

>>15054282
Then try to be a good person anon, or people like me would love nothing less than to witness the moment when they realize exactly how terrible you truly are.

>> No.15054315

I wanna peddle cursed swords to unsuspecting women

>> No.15054323

>>15054315
I will out edge your edge with edge masteries of edging.

>> No.15054327

>>15054210
What about a cursed battleaxe?

>> No.15054337

>>15054323
>Selling swords that literally can't kill people is being edgy
Are you fucked in the head or something?

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>>15054312
what is this post?

>> No.15054348

>>15054337
>selling swords that cause mass mayhem for shits and giggles isn't edgy

>> No.15054355

>>15054346
Basically waiting for the train wreck of a man to make a train wreck out of his marriage. It would be hilariously dark if anon somehow managed to ruin that with a monster girl.

>> No.15054365

>>15054348
Yes, that's right

>> No.15054368

>tfw no smegmacore gf

>> No.15054375

>>15054355
???

>> No.15054390

>>15054368
This is a pain I know all too well.
>you'll never be forced to clean the stinky smegma chunks from the folds of her tailpussy

>> No.15054392

>New Z-Ton
>Demonic School Girl
>Starts off with under-the-desk BJ
Oooooooh

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>>15054368
>>15054390

>> No.15054403

You live a life of hard, honest work on the livestock ranch. You feel a great deal of pride, knowing that you and the herd you've grown up with have served as the foundation for the lives of people everywhere (yes, even those high-and-mighty yuppies). With a herd 120 heads strong, you're twice as large an operation than any other ranch within 100 miles.

However, recently, something bizarre has been going on. Almost every day, a member of your precious livestock family goes missing. One day, a holstaurus, the next, a weresheep, after that, your loyal kobold herding dog. You've lost countless nights of sleep waiting on your front porch for the one responsible to show up, but no one ever comes. Soon enough, your herd is down to a couple holstaurs, and a single weresheep.

The next morning, you wake up, and feel awful. You don't want to move. Making a simple eggs-and-bacon breakfast feels like cooking a full-course meal. You go outside, and despair overwhelms you. All that remains is a single weresheep. You fall to your knees. The weresheep takes notice, and calls out to you.

"Master! Are you ok?"

You remain silent.

"If you're sad, I can comfort you. Come here."

'Comfort'. A word you dearly miss. All of these sleepless nights have taken a toll on you, mentally and physically. You drag your feet on the way to her pen, and climb in. She hugs you tightly, her soft coat keeping you cozily warm.

"Just relax." She coos, gently pushing you down to snuggle in the soft grass. Her soft hands caress your cheek before stroking your hair.

Suddenly, you blurt out "I'm sorry." Warm tears roll down the sides of your face as the guilt of a great failure ties knots in your stomach.

"It's not your fault, it's theirs. Don't cry, be happy."

Despite her odd choice of words, you don't raise an objection. She wraps her arms around your head, and pushes your head into her chest. The softness of her breasts, the sweetness's of her scent, her motherly tone of voice and the warmth of her coat overwhelms you.

"I have Master all to myself now, right?"

You grunt in agreement, too tired to form words, and too snug to think of a proper response. All you want is to be wrapped up in her warmth forever, and forget about everything that's happened.

"Master won't look at other girls again, right?"

You agree again. Maybe you're not cut out for farming. Maybe it's time to settle down somewhere in the city with your earnings, and retire.

"Will Master live with me forever?"

What a great idea. Spending all day, every day in her arms, completely careless, without a single moment of discomfort.

She giggles. "I love you, Master. I love you, I love you, I love you..." You drift into a deep, warm sleep.



From somewhere, a news report.

"...has gone missing. One-hundred ninteen animal bodies, some sheep and some cattle, were discovered buried beneath the missing person's home. Authorities believe..."

Perhaps it's time to get more sleep.

>> No.15054417

>>15054403
Noone ever expects the sheep.

>> No.15054448

>>15054403
jesus...

>> No.15054459

>>15054392

Where can I find this masterpiece?

>> No.15054466
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Time for some sheep tits.

>> No.15054472
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How many arms is to much for you anon?

>> No.15054487 [SPOILER] 
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15054487

>>15054466
Big, heavy, beautiful sheep horns?

>> No.15054489

>>15054466
I want to facefuck that lewd goat.

>> No.15054490

>>15054472

We need more Marilith girls, more arms equals more comfy cuddling.

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>>15054472
8 is my upper limit, but 6 is preferred.

>> No.15054502

>>15053859
I want a suit of living armor inhabited by the spirit of a scary Wolf Girl!

>> No.15054509

>>15054489
This particular drawing is excellent.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54360060

Maybe I'll also draw some of dat gazelle satyr tits.

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>>15054509
Lewdest Homestay.

The entire time she's staying at your place she'll be thinking of ways to get your dick.

>> No.15054525
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15054525

There was a tiny squeaking noise outside in my bushes and I found this.

What do?

>> No.15054527

>>15054496
please dont put those in my butt

>> No.15054534

>>15054472
When you get to buddhist halo of arms tier.

>> No.15054540

>>15054527
Why would you mention that? Do you have some form of anal fingering/fisting fetish or something?

>> No.15054544

>>15054540
N-no!

>> No.15054558

>>15054544
Hey I ain't gonna judge. My fetish involves sucking the monster bits of my favored monster girls like a two dollar call girl until I go anteater tier.

>> No.15054563

>>15054525
Put it in your butt.

>> No.15054566

>>15054563
Fuck is wrong with you.

>> No.15054568

>>15054525
Ask for wishes

>> No.15054576

>>15054566
People like the idea of living prostate massage.

>> No.15054583

>>15054576
That's fucked up, buddy.

>> No.15054584

>>15054525
>t
Untie her and let her ride on top of your head for the rest of the day, maybe invite her over for dinner to learn about why she got tied up.

>> No.15054585

>>15054448
Too dark?

>> No.15054591

>>15054585
All those innocent girls, man...

>> No.15054601
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15054601

Clingy, desperate elf.

>> No.15054608

>>15054601
Why is she desperate and clingy, is she having a hard time find a guy to date because if so I'll date the cute elf girl?

>> No.15054620

>>15054459
Just saw a preview posted on their twitter.

I imagine it'll be making its debut in some H-mag or another soon enough. Hopefully it'll be on SadPanda before too long.

>> No.15054627

>>15054563
Insert Lemmiwinks joke here.

>> No.15054636

>>15054601
just image searched this pic.

http://jingaidaisuki.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-535.html?pc&photo=true

...What the fuck did I find?

>> No.15054650

>>15054636
...I feel dirty.

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>>15054620
Thank you for the good news anon, have a cute maid Jinko and assassin Kiki as thanks.

>> No.15054664

>>15054591
Shit, I'm sorry
I'll try to post a happier story the next time I'm restless
Maybe something with scyllae, squishy tentacles are good fun

>> No.15054669

>>15054636
Wow that's really terrible.

>> No.15054670

https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

3 AM Scylla stream

>> No.15054677

>>15054664
Don't change just for me anon, I'm just one nigga with an opinion. you do you man.

>> No.15054679

>>15054636
http://blog-imgs-89.fc2.com/j/i/n/jingaidaisuki/20160326003034d8d.jpg

Shit. Furry bush on MGs suddenly seems really hot to me.

>> No.15054686

>>15054679
Lazy panda can't bother to trim her bush

>> No.15054695

>>15054636
http://blog-imgs-89.fc2.com/j/i/n/jingaidaisuki/20160326003104c62.png

Hellhound pic I've never seen before.

THERE BE GOLD IN THESE HILLS.

>> No.15054698

>Butter-T doing a version of his Living Armor pic with the Spirit visible among the armor pieces
>Of course, she's completely naked and exposed
>Locked behind Patreon Paywall
Fucking goddamn Thai-Jew...

>> No.15054699

>>15054695
>Never seen before
You slowpoke.

>> No.15054700

>>15054695
wanwan tiddy

>> No.15054703

>>15054585
I liked it man, good yandere stuff went down.

>> No.15054708

>>15054679
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55141662

Source

>> No.15054716
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15054716

>Bullying girls in heat

How did this never cross my mind?

>> No.15054737

>>15054716
I'm gonna bully a Thunderbird in heat by tying her up and masturbating 10cm away from her face

>> No.15054751

>>15054716
Wow.
That's lewd.

I'd love to tie up a wolfu or catu of some sort and just be casually lewd like lazing about with my shirt off.

>> No.15054753

>>15054716
>>15054737
>denial play without sex
That's some hardcore torture right there.

>> No.15054755

>>15054670
Is he gonna draw butts or boobs

>> No.15054769

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, pick up a blade and start training.

Don't want you getting captured by some nutty cult in the woods, forcing your childhood friend to pick up a cursed blade in an attempt to save you.

And heaven help you if she puts on cursed armor to go with it.
She may not even be wholly sane by the time she gets to you.
Or human for that matter.
Not that it will stop her from loving you.

>> No.15054770

>>15054755
Boobs

>> No.15054796

>>15054769
>forcing your childhood friend to pick up a cursed blade in an attempt to save you
Someone gun git CBT'd

>> No.15054798
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>"...welcome, t-this was a wanwan only school until recently, you're the first male to attend, please treat us well."

What do?

>> No.15054805

>>15054798
Headpats! Headpats for everybody!

>> No.15054807

>>15054798
Find a golden retriever girl and hug her forever!

>> No.15054812

>>15054798
Shouldn't I be asking them to treat me well?
Either way, free headpats for any girl That asks during a time where it won't be disruptive for the class.

Teachers are included.

>> No.15054818

>>15054753
>>15054716

>tfw the day of revenge comes

[sweating intensifies]

>> No.15054822

>>15054818
Would it be dickbreaking rape or reverse orgasm denial?

>> No.15054829

>>15054796
It's implied that the situation forces them to pick up the sword.

>> No.15054830

>>15054798
>"Do you got any cats?"

>> No.15054834

>>15054822
Both

>> No.15054837

>>15054829
And when she rescues him, she's already addicted to stabbing and will make him pay her with his body.

>> No.15054843

>>15054830
>Preferring cats to dogs
>Even more so when it comes to MGs

how?

>> No.15054856

>>15054843
I don't have a lot of energy, and dogs tend to want to play outside. They're still great though.
I was just fishing for an interesting reaction out of them though.

>> No.15054857

>>15054798
That cutie on the right is waifu material, I'll give her a nice healthy liter of puppies before the end of the semester

>> No.15054865

>>15054843
Cats are cuter, silkier, and they have better personalities.

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>>15054843
I agree. Dogs are underrated when compared to cats.

Would ravage Kuu doggystyle

>> No.15054892

>>15054865
>Cats are cuter, silkier, and they have better personalities.
Really depends on the breed, for both sides of the argument. Hell you could even argue that it's more on a case-by-case level depending on which individual cat or dog you have.
I was raised early in life with dogs, yet now only own two cats. Both species are idiotic, destructive, and messy, but the important thing is that you love them anyway.
Though cats tend to be cleaner and quieter.

>> No.15054897

>>15054798
The one on the right looks really soft.
Would cuddle.

>> No.15054911

>>15054897
I'd like to try cuddling the one on the left. She looks like she's whimper cutely while being softly held and stroked.

>> No.15054920

>>15054798
I'd smile warmly at them and say "Thanks for the welcome. I look forward to getting to know you all." Then I'd be the physically affectionate, sexually oblivious friend that everyone in the group wants to fuck, reveling in the attention and their lust, and secretly hoping for the harem ending.

>> No.15054943

>>15054798
>treat us well

Okay, but first you have to do a trick.

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>>15054670
>This stream
>A Scylla trying o seduce a fisherman who's having none of her shit
Just perfect.

>> No.15054965
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Oni housewife.

>> No.15054970

>>15054965
She looks like she's more used to being a rough and rowdy warrior than a housewife, is she out of her element?

>> No.15054973

>>15054965
But that's the opposite of what I want in a wife.

>> No.15054974

>>15054970
Yes, but she's earnestly trying.

>> No.15054993

>>15054974
Would you eat her badly cooked meals?
What if she ruined your favorite shirt while washing it?
Could you overcome her awkwardness in bed?

>> No.15054995

>>15054965
>those knee caps
what the hell

>> No.15055000

>>15054974
>>15054993
Honestly I'd like to go back to our old arrangement of me being the househusband. I know she wants to be useful after she was honorably discharged but at this point I'd rather her be a couch potato then burn down the kitchen.

>> No.15055014

>>15055000
How is she supposed to show her love to you then?

>> No.15055016

>>15054993
Easy solution to this problem: Do chores and cooking with her. That turns it into a romantic bonding experience and a chance for her to learn how to do it with someone who knows what they're doing.

>> No.15055019

>>15055014
Enjoying my cooking and not burning my kitchen or my food or my shirt.

>> No.15055021

>>15054965
her knees look like they're swollen and about to burst into red chunks.

>> No.15055037

>>15054798
>all these responses where they're treated like literal dogs
Just get a pet or something, christ.

>> No.15055042

>>15054403
Goddamn, I never would have expected the Sheep.

>>15054664
It was dark, but it was a nice change of pace. I wouldn't expect anything less from a yandere.
Write whatever you feel like.

>> No.15055044

>>15055037
But Anon, this is how you interact with a dog girl.
They're not strong independent wolves.
Bitches love headpats.

>> No.15055045

>>15055037
Belittling a dog/catgirl like a pet is the whole appeal, at least that's I'm gleaming out of it. That and them being a person you can belittle and fuck AND no one would call it bestiality.

Also not everyone can afford to own/care for a pet for multiple reasons, like wasting their time shitposting in this thread for example.

>> No.15055046

https://i.imgur.com/wqnJewm.jpg

What Monster Girl can help wake me up inside?

Also, would Monster Girls be good at drawing and art in general?

>> No.15055048 [DELETED] 

>>15055044
>Belittling a dog/catgirl like a pet is the whole appeal
In your opinion.

>> No.15055049

>>15055046
Feels good knowing these people won't ever gain any traction in Nipland.

>> No.15055051

>>15055045
Uh no, I wouldn't belittle them at all.

If it's a dog girl, I'd give her belly rubs and ear tickles, if it's a cat girl, I'd give her neck rubs and ear tickles.

>> No.15055052

>>15055046
Anyways the imgur picture as far as I see is pretty ugly, like, actually removes the anime attractiveness and leaves one generic art style for another less appealing version.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Leanan_Sidhe

We have a monster girl species dedicated to being the patron saints for draw/writefags. Maybe it'll help writefags know how to write stories and drawfags to keep their bodies proportioned.

>> No.15055053
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This is getting more convoluted by the second. Anyone know how to bait commissions?

also wip

>> No.15055059

How do magic material girls reproduce?
Can they even do it?
Is it different for every species?

Honestly, I hope KC makes this clear in MGE II, especially now that he released 2 new ones

>> No.15055067

>>15055053
Adorably precious and preciously adorable. Can't wait.

>> No.15055104

>>15055046
That game is random as fuck
I can't get any ULTRA RARE cards in it ;_;

>> No.15055107

>>15055046
That second one actually isn't all that bad, as something completely different. For what it's supposed to be an "Improvement on", eeeeh...

That first one is just all kinds of awful.

>> No.15055122

>>15055046
This looks like a satire
It's a satire, right?

>> No.15055143

>>15055053
>Anyone know how to bait commissions?
Post your commission info here and say you're open, you're bound to get a few people harass you to draw their waifu.

>> No.15055144

>>15055053
>Anyone know how to bait commissions?

>>15048587
>>15048615
>>15048649
>>15048655
The money is in the waifufags

>> No.15055148

>>15055053
you make a greentext. I've gotten 3-6 that way.

>> No.15055158

>>15055143
>>15055144
>>15055148

http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Page-Updated-564953841

._.

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Bacchanals?

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She must've spent all night writing poetry.

>> No.15055189

>>15055186
Poetry about dicks again? Eugh.

>> No.15055194

>>15055189
Not about dicks anon.
Dick.
Your dick
Just your dick.
A thousand times.

>> No.15055197

>>15055189
Hey, if you can write poems to make dicks sound like romantic elegant wonderful gifts from God, you must have talent.

>> No.15055198

>>15055194
>>15055197
Dagnabbit.

>> No.15055200

Question: do Golems follow the Three Laws or are they capable of rape?

>> No.15055202

>>15050170
>>15050130
Best girl I've seen in a long time. I love it!

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Discuss underwear.

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>>15055217
What about it?

>> No.15055224

>>15055222
Jellyfish scare me.

>> No.15055229

>>15055224
Well some guy swam up to that one and put some swimming panties on that one. What's your excuse?

>> No.15055234

>>15055229
I'm scared of pain. Jellyfish cause pain. Jellyfish can swim faster than humans.

>> No.15055237
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Wife was in another giant picture.
I'd post the full version but it comes in sizes huge (51mb) and huger (177mb).
So here's the version for ants: http://i.imgur.com/P8o2xnD.jpg

>> No.15055238

>>15055234
Are you also scared of whales?

>> No.15055239

>>15055234
>Jellyfish can swim faster than humans.
Wait, what? Since when?

>> No.15055240

>>15055237
Holy guacamole!
>>15055238
No, whales don't hurt people. Whales sing beautiful songs and chill.

>> No.15055242

>>15055237
More Gazer art? My day has been made.

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>>15055222
So do her stings cause erections or is it all a trick and you actually suffer pain so intense death seems like a gift?

>> No.15055245

>>15055237
>177mb
Jesus fucking christ, the artist's a madman.

>> No.15055248

>>15055239
Since millions of years ago. 1,4 meters per second. And that's one of those types that's lethal to humans.

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Miia is also in this picture.

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>>15055244
I'd be willing to find out.
Stygiomedusa girl when?

>> No.15055254

>>15055248
Are you sure that's not just ocean currents? What's your source? Actually curious if I've been wrong all my life.

>> No.15055256

>>15055254
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_jellyfish

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>>15055252
Oh my god, what the hell.

Irukandji daughteru would be a bit scary if she asked for hugs.

>> No.15055262

>>15055256
>Stings from these and a few other species in the class are extremely painful and can be fatal to humans.
>Stings from these are extremely painful
It's a Big Jellyfish.

>> No.15055267

>>15055256
Fuck the ocean.

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>>15055260
You think Stygiomedusa is weird, wait until you see Deepstaria.

>> No.15055277

I want a Starfish girl to firmly grasp it in her hand.

>> No.15055279

>>15055245
Almost 200 characters. The original is 32000x18000

>> No.15055280

>>15055272
Fuck the deep ocean is scary. I never wanted to know this existed.

I still love the ocean and the beach.

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>>15055280
Hey, if you think the ocean is scary now, wait until you find out what used to live in it back when the entire world was an ocean, or the ones that went head to head with dinosaurs

>> No.15055285

>>15055280
>>15055272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YKPIlTpfVY

>> No.15055287

>>15055237
Is there anywhere I can see the full version?
I kinda want to see just how big the pic is.

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http://i.imgur.com/3uIAtie.jpg

Found some new stuff, although I can't say I'm a fan of the face on the Hellhound.

>> No.15055292

>>15055284
I'd bully that shark for his silly jaw.

>> No.15055294

>>15055287
https://mega.nz/#F!3hEHwSDY!Lyiga0-1pd8oe5KG4rfTfQ

>> No.15055296

>>15055252
>>15055272
>>15055285
Sh...should I ask them to grant us eyes?

>> No.15055299

>>15055294
This is just amazing.

>> No.15055302

>>15055299
He's going to go back and touch it up eventually, as well.

>> No.15055306
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The Order has a major problem with Monsters, have they ever considered building a wall?

>> No.15055316

>>15055302
>The level of detail.
This artist is fucking mad. And I love it.

>> No.15055323

>>15055306
I sure hope they do so I may finally enjoy my monster girls in peace.

>> No.15055324

>>15055316
Yeah, he's absolutely insane. He went right back to painting other things as soon as he finished.

>> No.15055327

>>15055249
She's a Sea Snake now!

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>>15055327
>sea snake
Nobody can replace Shia.

>> No.15055360

>>15055327
Sea Snakes are actually the most venomous and deadly snakes in the world. They also have a weird tail.

I hope KC makes more aquatic monster girls. I'd really love a Koi_____ girl.

>> No.15055369

>>15055148
?

>> No.15055375

>>15055262
4U

>> No.15055380

Dinoponera girl when?

>> No.15055381

>>15055288
Oh god, I can't stop laughing at the face on the Hellhound.
More Lava Golem art is always nice, though.

>> No.15055398

>>15055381
I know, the first word I can imagine coming out of that face is a nasally 'Nyeh!'

>> No.15055399

>>15055380
When you stop touching yourself at night.

>> No.15055401

>>15055284
Megalodon waifu when?

>> No.15055402

>>15053625
It's encouraged in Germany, maybe he should move there.

>> No.15055408

>>15053650
>It's so hard to dodge the telegraphed punch of a fucking kid
>It's so hard to slip some wonderland cake in her mouth while's she's shouting her combat moves like a dumb chuuni
>It's so hard to laugh as her body begins to rapidly change, instigating a furious revenge rape from the now-busty goat
>It's so hard.

>> No.15055417

>>15055408
You sound like someone who would try to tame a Hellhound.

>> No.15055424

>>15054327
>You'll never have a cursed Kanabo who spends all her day smashing shit, not excluing your pelvis
>Berserk enough to make the oni and ogres meek

>> No.15055434

>>15055417
No, I'm not particularly interested in subhound.

>> No.15055440

>>15055434
I was comparing that to your even stupider idea of fighting the canonically strongest species of MG.

>> No.15055451

>>15055440
>Fighting
No, just listing lazily to the left.

>> No.15055457

>>15055451
>implying you can outmaneuver a loli
Small means fast, my animes taught me this therefore it's true.

>> No.15055458

>>15055440
>I think beating her would be easy, if a few little things were possible:

>That magic doesn't work in our universe (I assume it wouldn't because it would break the laws of physics so hard that black holes would be jealous)
>That there was a portal to Earth near where you were fighting her
>That you could trick her into entering it

Otherwise she'd beat the guy's ass like the overpowered shitty character she is.

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>>15055408
Its not hard at all
all you have to do is gain her trust and give her some cake and then bang!
give me busty goat of get the fuck out my house!

>> No.15055464

>>15055458
Why would going to the real world weaken her in any way?

>> No.15055486

>>15055462
She would just drink a loli potion or something.
Go for the other goat, she just drinks wine and semen.

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>>15055486
This, just accept the god of drinking booze and eating all that you want.

>> No.15055493

>>15055489
>>15055486
I know what I want
I just hate lolis is all

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>>15055493
Bad taste.

>> No.15055500

>>15055493
Is it because they can't drink?

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>>15055500
Can't be.

>> No.15055514

>>15055464
If magic didn't work in our world that takes away most of her threat.
The concept has been used in a few fantasy stories and games before, where it turns out this insanely powerful mage or being can't do shit on our side of a portal because our reality bitchslaps everything with Newton's laws.

>> No.15055515 [DELETED] 

>>15055498
you cant like what you want.
I don't want little girls, I want a woman round my hight. don't really give a shit about breast size. just as long as I have a true women, not a little brat or 500 year old thing the mindset and appearance of one.

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>>15055514
>Baphomets are among the most powerful of monster girls, said to be both physically the strongest, and have the "most amazing vagina of all monsters"
>physically the strongest
>physically
>>15055515
Bad taste.

>> No.15055519

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4XgxfpBqrI&nohtml5=False

It's like Eros made a video game.

>> No.15055523

>>15055517
>is supposed to have a mind blowingly tight pussy
>still canonically has trouble finding a husband during her sections in the world guide

We all know she made those claims herself.

>> No.15055534

>>15055523
It's because if her acrid personality

>> No.15055535

>>15055523
Probably because a) monster girls are still very rare in the MGE world b) baphomets are significantly rarer than less powerful species and c) she has to find a lolicon

>> No.15055543

>>15055517
>physically the strongest
She's too small to have the muscle mass. Again, she goes to our universe and Newton's laws would probably bitchslap her.

>> No.15055546

>>15055543
>PHYSICALLY

>> No.15055550

>>15055546
Read my post again.

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>> No.15055560

>>15055543
>Again, she goes to our universe and Newton's laws would probably bitchslap her
Anon, are you trying to apply logic to MGE? Do you remember what happened last time we did that? Don't bring those shitstorms back.

Just go with MANONMANA and ignore logic.

>> No.15055563

>>15055551
I'll take the one on the left.

>> No.15055564
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Careful, that anon you're talking to could be a monster girl luring you into a sense of false security

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>N-nyaan~! I'm just a kitty, I'm not here to suck your blood at all!
This cat appears suspicious somehow. What do?

>> No.15055572

>>15055568
>"That's a shame, I was sure I was about to meet some kind of vampire."

>> No.15055573

>>15055568
Throw some garlic at it.
It'll run away either way.

>> No.15055574

>>15055550
Strength =/= size. The performance and arrangement of muscles is much more important.
Baphomets are canonically more powerful than dragons and krakens.

>> No.15055575

>>15055458
>magic
>a force that works by breaking the laws of physics
>not working because of laws of physics

>> No.15055576

>>15055568
Remind of her anime

>> No.15055578

>>15055574
Keep in mind that canonically the encyclopedia is written by someone in universe, and not everything should be taken literally. They might have been forced to shine the hooves to get any information on baphomets, in a manner of speaking.

>> No.15055579

>>15055568
Pat head and run away.

>> No.15055580

>>15055578
Then why did no one correct the author?

>> No.15055581

>>15055568
Well I trust her, she's not a vampire. Vampires scare me, why if one snuck up on me, I'd be paralyzed out of fear, she'd easily be able to dominate me. Why, I'd be a helpless slave to her.

Thankfully she isn't one, she's a nice nekogirl. I'll give her some fish and a headpat.

>> No.15055583

>>15055576
Carnival Phantasm was good, how is that an issue?

>> No.15055589

>>15055575
It depends on the setting, naturally but I personally don't see how it could work with physics.
But then it's one of those things we could never actually test anyway.

Like Arthur C Clarke once said: "Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" - but it would only be the case from the perspective of someone who hadn't reached that level of tech yet.

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>>15055583
He means the Tsukihime anime, which exists somewhat more than Al's anime.

>> No.15055591

>>15055580
Because having lots of loli monstergirls everywhere as mild enemies is a lot more annoying than explaining it to the people that bring it up.

>> No.15055592

>>15055590
Carnival Phantasm, that's what I said.

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>>15055591
I don't understand how this helps your argument.
Wouldn't that mean it would be simpler to explain that they aren't all that powerful?

>> No.15055603

>>15055578
>forced to shine the hooves to get any information on baphomets, in a manner of speaking
Do you mean the scholar had to lick clean hooves of some baphomets completely naked and call them master race while they all laughed at the nerd and slapped his ass with his own rough notes on monstergirls? Gross!

>> No.15055605

>>15055589
You know, when you think about it, the laws of physics don't really exist. If, say, we observed magic breaking all the laws of physics, then we would use that magic as a new model to help explain the laws of physics. So what is supposed to happen "lawfully" doesn't really mean shit compared to what actually does happen. Like you won't refuse some one ripping open a pocket dimension and pulling out equipment for instance, because it defies the laws of physics. You would have to chance your laws to make sense of how they could rip open a pocket dimension in the first place.

>> No.15055622

>>15055590
Lilimbane when?

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>> No.15055655

>>15055237
Man, I see references to at least twenty anime/games, and don't even recognize a third of the characters.

>Miia in scuba gear
kek. I guess she'd be too heavy to swim.

Is that arachne from any particular series, or just a generic one?

>> No.15055657

>>15055605
The difference between science and magic is one breaks the laws of physics and one doesn't. It's not necessarily a lack of fundamental understanding and it's not necessarily driven by technology. Magic exists as a separate system outside the norm. What you said is only true if it's a part of the same system that the universe normally operates by.

However, magic has physical effects, and those can be measured and quantified. So the study of magic can be a science. That's basically what wizards do.

From a historical perspective, magic has often been about tricks, technology and slight of hand. Since true magic has never been proven to exist, what it would look like is nothing but conjecture. Calling advanced physics magic on the other hand is romantic wordplay. Clarke's quote was to emphasize to a society that had advanced from horse and carriage to orbit in less than fifty years, that we were still nothing but cavemen to what else could be out there. And to support his, somewhat controversial at the time, god being aliens in stuff like in the Odyssey series.

>> No.15055665

How would you feel if near the end of MGE KC revealed that the world is actually a post-apocalyptic Earth set thousands of years after the apocalypse, and all the magic actually has some scientific explanation to it, ala Etrian Odyssey?

>> No.15055667

>>15055657
>The difference between science and magic is one breaks the laws of physics and one doesn't.
There are a handful of new things we've discovered that I can't name off the top of my head that have forced us to restructure what we presume to know about the laws of physics and relativity and shit. Literally nothing suggests magic won't be the same.

>> No.15055675

>>15055665
Sounds like Utawarerumono too. A lot of fantasy settings from Japan tend to do that.

>> No.15055682

>>15055667
The definition of magic itself does. The new stuff we've found is no different than discovering the components of the atom or switching from the Bohr model to the electron cloud or the discovery of the eleventh spatial dimension. Or if you want to go really far back, the abandonment of the ether idea with the discovery of vacuum.

Magic operates outside the natural systems. That's what it is, by definition. Either there is no such thing as magic and it's all natural science, or magic exists and operates outside of it.

So even saying there is true magic at all defines it as outside the laws of physics.

>> No.15055688

>>15055665
Can't I just have Death's Gate instead? Where it's post-apocalyptic AND magic is real?

>tfw no KC Kicksey Winsey

>> No.15055697
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I want to Marry a plant!

>> No.15055702

>>15055667
>making regular old lifeless clay into a living being by drawing stuff on it
>putting your soul in a box that recalls your conciousness back if your body is destroyed and makes you a new one out of nothing
>making a supernatural being unable to enter your house just by not inviting them in or living across a river
>dead rising from their graves to wreck shit and walking around with nonfunctioning lifeless bodies
>a guy is literally invincible except if you cut their hair
And that's just folklore and fairytales, without going into fantasy magic like creating roaring firestorms out of nothing, controlling the weather, teleporting out of the universe at will, creating objects out of nothing, STOPPING FUCKING TIME, etc.

Not even soft sci-fi can explain that shit into technology. Arthur C Clarke is retarded and that quote just enables retarded wank.

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>>15055697
Plants are lewd!

>> No.15055711

>people are being autistic about realism
>in the monster girl thread
time for got to bed now

>> No.15055712

>>15055697
>up to her thighs in her own juices
>tasting it
I can see why.

>> No.15055714

>>15055682
You arbitrarily attached that definition of magic though. Light itself was equally magical until we discovered its self-propagating nature, to the extent we made up the concept of ether to try and ascribe it to our limited understanding of mediums.

Magic only operates outside of our knowledge. That's what it is by definition.

>>15055702
>>making regular old lifeless clay into a living being by drawing stuff on it
What's the clay made out of, what did you use to draw on the clay, did it have any contaminants? Is it perhaps a colony of miro bacteria that can somehow understand simplistic orders and loyalty? Who fucking knows man.
>>making a supernatural being unable to enter your house just by not inviting them in or living across a river
Powerful ingrained mental limitations?

I mean I ain't no fuckin' magitech wizard or shit Idunno.

>> No.15055716

>>15055702
>one of the most influential sci-fi writers is a retard because he triggers my autism
I see.

>> No.15055729

>>15055714
>Magic only operates outside of our knowledge. That's what it is by definition.

No. Magic is supernatural by definition. Don't conflate people being unable to determine what is natural or supernatural over the years with the definition.

>> No.15055734

>>15055711
That's hardly any worse than:
>[X] monster is doing [Y]
>wat do?

>> No.15055741
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>>15055734
A Rare Peddler of Wares is peddling rare wares! What do?

>> No.15055748

>>15055741
Such a lust for shekels...

>> No.15055750

>>15055741
Fuck her and not ask for anything else

>> No.15055751

>>15055734
>you should be thankful it's MY kind of shitposting and not X kind of shitposting!
ok

>>15055741
thanks doc

>> No.15055752

>>15055741
Too much contrast.
Insult.

>> No.15055753

>>15055751
Are you addicted to purple?

>> No.15055754

>>15055751
>putting words into my mouth
(You)

>> No.15055756
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>> No.15055775

So you think the Seven Sea's version of MGE will be good? I'll probably get it even if they do something stupid like turn the Sabbath into pure girl scouts or something.

>> No.15055781
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>>15055249
damn that tail is thick

I want to hug it super bad

>> No.15055783

>>15055729
>the power of apparently influencing events by using mysterious or supernatural forces
first you must ask yourself what supernatural means and another quick google will tell you it's

>supernatural
ˌsuːpəˈnatʃ(ə)r(ə)l,ˌsjuː-/Submit
adjective
1.
(of a manifestation or event) attributed to some force beyond scientific understanding or the laws of nature.

You know what? Sure. Magic is by definition supernatural. As you said, "Magic only operates outside of our knowledge"

But golems, vampires, forbidding them entry to homes, fireballs, tearing open dimensions, stopping time itself, bla bla bla. A soon as we understand it it stops being magic. So I'll correct myself. Magic doesn't really exist. So as for your statement of " I personally don't see how it could work with physics.", they are one and the same.

>> No.15055790

>>15055756
Flabby. She needs a good workout.

>> No.15055793

>>15055783
>So as for your statement of " I personally don't see how it could work with physics.", they are one and the same.

That wasn't me at all. That was some other guy you were arguing with.

>> No.15055799

>>15055793
Well that's where this particular chain began

>> No.15055823

>>15055697
Alraunes are wonderful. I'll bet the unfortunate ones left out in the cold this "spring" need someone warm to be with.

>> No.15055826
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>>15054368
Bummer, Man.

>> No.15055864

>>15055655
http://pastebin.com/ETjyzrkP

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>>15055237
>there is someone on this earth that waifus Cathyl

>> No.15055872

>>15055871
Who?

>> No.15055876

>>15055288
I remember seeing this Lava Golem pic in a Picarto stream, nice to see it here.

>> No.15055877

>>15055741
You aren't my usual doctor!

>> No.15055886
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>>15055877
Oh I'm terribly sorry, must've gotten the prescriptions mixed up. Bug, was it?

>> No.15055888

>>15055630
Oh baby

>> No.15055927

>>15055886
You aren't my doctor either!

>> No.15055931

>>15055708
>tentacles
gross

>> No.15055936

>>15055237
Hey, my waifu is in there.

>> No.15055937

>>15055927
>he doesn't want Doctor Mantis to drop his pants and check his fertility
Alp detected. Preparing whacking stick.

>> No.15055943

>>15055937
Do not whack the alps

>> No.15055948

>>15055943
Whack the Alps. Whack 'em with a stick! Then stick the stick inna rat and remove Maus.

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>>15055943
>whack alps

>> No.15055964

>>15055962
You mugs been whackin' girls on our turf, see?

>> No.15055967

>monster girl captures you
>she doesn't rape you, just keeps you around
How do you deal with this dishonor?

>> No.15055969

>>15055775
Actually, have we even heard anything about it since it was announced by in November? They've been completely quiet about it.

>> No.15055973
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>>15055967
Ask Auntie Echidna if she's my mommy now.

>> No.15055980

>>15055967
Hide, appear behind her, spook her, repeat ad infinitum until I get revenge raped.

>> No.15055984
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>>15055967
Ask her why she captured me if it was not to rape me.
If it’s for a bad reason I think I will just try and escape, if it’s a good reason I can stay around.

If she did it because she wanted to do “science” with me, it’s a good reason.

>> No.15055985

>>15055967
Well why? I'm prime rape material, a girly bishie prince thats weak and can't defend himself. I got into this business to get kidnapped by hot dominant dragons and raped/married by them. If she can't fulfill the second part then I'm afraid she's gonna have to release me.

>> No.15055988
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15055988

DEMO YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.15055995

>>15055988
literally who

>> No.15056000

>>15055988
I really liked that he did that.

>> No.15056005
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>>15055988
He's primarily associated with /a/, so I truly doubt he browses this hive of scum and villainy.

>> No.15056010

>>15056005
>hive of scum and villainy
I resent that. We're really more of a Den of Inequity.

>> No.15056013

>>15055962
Machine Gun Kurumi? How's Kelly doin'?

>> No.15056018

>>15055988
What am I looking at here?

>> No.15056021

>>15056005
>Hive of scum and villainy
I wonder who's behind this post

>> No.15056030

>>15056005
I'm from /a/ and I don't know who he is

>> No.15056035

>>15056005
>tfw no big-nippled oppai loli to suckle from

>> No.15056038

>>15056035
That girl is more of a shortstack than oppai loli.

>> No.15056042

>>15056038
That just means she can sit on my face afterward. Win win!

>> No.15056046

>>15055988
Pack up your bags kids. Outsiders know about our stuff.

>> No.15056062

>>15055967
[x] spank

>> No.15056065

>>15055973
>yandere echidna kidnaps you as a child
>she grooms you into the perfect husband

Oh no my fetish.

>> No.15056069

>>15055186
>>15055189
>>15055194
>>15055197
I want my wife to read me a poem she wrote about my dick in the middle of sex. As in she we're right in the middle and she suddenly remembers it, and everything comes to a sudden pause while she recites it.

>> No.15056071

>>15056065
Your peepee is hard. Why? Don't lie to Mother now.

>> No.15056075

>>15055967
>MG captures you
>"Uh...so can you tell me what I'm supposed to do now?"

>> No.15056076

>>15056075
Have you tried turning it on and off again?

>> No.15056080

>>15056075
Now you pay me $50.

>> No.15056088

I need yandere stories

>> No.15056090

>>15055967
She just doesn't know what to do, does she?

>> No.15056100

>>15056088
There's some pastebin links earlier on in the thread.

>> No.15056135

>>15056088
And i require Echidna stories please.

>> No.15056141

>>15055988
I've fucking said this before. There is literally no way he doesn't browse our threads.

>>15056005
He still makes references to culture in here even after it moved to /jp/.

>> No.15056143

>>15056088
No, you don't

>> No.15056148

>>15055988
Will somebody explain already who's this fag?

>> No.15056153

>>15056148
One of the few guys online who can make anime related videos that aren't complete cancer

>> No.15056155

>>15056148
Just some meme spewing anime reviewer that /a/ likes to sperg over from time to time.

>> No.15056158

>>15056141
Or maybe you're just over thinking things.

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>>15056153
>One of the few guys online who can make anime related videos that aren't complete cancer

>> No.15056167

>>15056148
An ebin anime memer who gathers 4chan posts and makes them into lolsorandumbxDDDD videos for the masses.

>> No.15056168

>>15056164
I said complete cancer anon

He's not amazing or anything

but he's better then

"top ten anime waifus" videos

>> No.15056170

I want a smug, shorttack vampire to 'ohohoho' at me and demand headpats.

>> No.15056173

>>15056158
I'm sorry.

>> No.15056180

>>15055988
Umaru chan is awesome BTW

>> No.15056185

>>15056170
Does she have drills?

That make up about 50% of her body mass.

>> No.15056186

I want to cry on my waifu arms and hear her say that everything is going to be ok.

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>> No.15056194

>>15056189
What is she doing to that poor animal?

>> No.15056196

>>15056185
Of course!
Although I'm feeling black hair so she can have the doll look going on.
She'd get patted on the head for so long.

>>15056180
If I want to watch a neet I'll break into the home of a cyclops

>> No.15056198

>>15056180
Its awful

>> No.15056201

>>15056186
Well too bad because she's not real and NOTHING is going to be okay!

>> No.15056204

>>15056194
She took its leaf.

>> No.15056206

>>15056088
Wait for the Cursed Sword's translation.

>> No.15056210

>>15055741
Stock up on healing potions.

>> No.15056209

>>15055864
How is that helpful? If someone recognizes which name goes to which character, they wouldn't need a list in the first place.

>> No.15056212

>>15056167
You're thinking of brendalreads.

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>> No.15056225

>>15056167
What? Demo never did that. Or are you referring to his "why we can't have nice things" videos that he doesn't do anymore?

>> No.15056230

Quick, give me a monster girl!

>> No.15056238

>>15056135
>Echidna stories
Get one of the non-dead and non-faggot writers to do it then

>> No.15056239

>>15056230
dormouse

>> No.15056246

>>15056238
>non-dead and non-faggot
Anon, your standards are way too high.

>> No.15056248

>>15056225
>>15056212
I dont mean he directly copies posts and reads them, I mean that every single video he does sounds like an /a/ thread recap.
And I personally find him boring and cringy.

>> No.15056249

>>15056230
Ignis

>> No.15056253

>>15056088
Living Armor + Cursed Sword + Lizardgirl

>> No.15056256

>>15056230
Charybdis

>> No.15056260

>>15056253
So...MG nightmare?

>> No.15056262

>>15056230
Glacies

>> No.15056268

>>15056248
>/a/ having any concise or coherent reviews
You can stop lying now, but really this isn't the place to talk about some kinda eceleb.

>> No.15056275 [SPOILER] 
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Good mothers!

>> No.15056279

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/ There's a new chapter of A Serpent in Zion out. Chapter 10: Shear Stress.

>> No.15056281

>>15056279
What's all this then?

>> No.15056284
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>>15056275
That is amazingly cute!

>> No.15056288

>>15056275
>popped out triplets
>still has a clean-cut figure
Mamonomana mang.

>> No.15056290

>>15056279
The fuck is that?

>> No.15056294

>>15056206
>Cursed Sword
>Be [Insert Valiant Character Class Here]
>It's pre-current demon lord and your blade has been drenched in the blood of monsters and demons countless numbers of times by now
>Things begin to change, the menfolk are dying out and their females are turning into buxom near-human women who would rather seat themselves on your pole than fight you to the death
>End up becoming a farmer, your calloused hands working the fields in honest labor
>That is, until you hear of the fall of Lescatie
>Open the door to your old armory, grasping the hilt, drawing back when it burns your palm
>You're not alone, a shape moving behind you
"I was wondering when you'd come back."
>She's sultry and dark-skinned, aristocratic features showing how high her pedigree is
>Cruel black metal covers parts of her body, claws of darkness groping her bosom with unmoving digits
>Her eyes are red as she smiles at you, swinging the blade for a killing blow
>She lets out a girlish "Hyaa~" when you counterattack
>The more you fight her with your old sword in hand, remembering your skills, the more aroused she becomes
>Each wound you inflict on her seems to disappear as if the body you're striking isn't truly there
>Meanwhile, you're getting weaker from all the life energy leaking out of the cuts she inflicts on you
>Yell at her, asking who she is
"Ah? What a rude question. Did we not spend countless months together?"
>She holds up her blade, it's a cruel crimson color with an eye engraved into the crossguard
"You're as slow as ever."
>Look at your own sword, the blood running cold in your veins
>It's an exact copy of hers
"It took me so long... Oh so long to finally be able to meet you face-to-face... my Master... No. My husband..."
>Using her sword to pin you to the floor, she rips your clothes off messily
"All those years in the dark... All alone."
>Her lips are soft as she kisses you
"But don't worry. I am as I've always been. Your right arm... Your sword <3"

>> No.15056298

>>15056279
I too would like to know what this is.

>> No.15056301

>>15056290

Modern fantasy monster girl story.

>> No.15056305

>>15056294
But anon, what flavour is it? >>15054210

>> No.15056312

>>15056294
That cute. I want more cute Cursed Sword!

>> No.15056313

In greater detail, it's a Twin-Peaks-y story with Greek, Japanese, and Native American mythology, monster girls, martial arts, and making small, happy connections in the face of a world that wants you dead.

>> No.15056314

>>15056294
Saucy.

>> No.15056319

>>15056305
Flameberge Zweihander.

>> No.15056321

>>15056288
She's not as healthy as she was before but she's got more love than ever!

>> No.15056331

i want a sister like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa33z3pfTM0

>> No.15056340

>>15056331
Once had a cat who loved my stinky feet that way. Even a hint of sweat and WHAM, kitty rubby time.

>> No.15056348

>>15056331
>How To Get your Kids to Stop Playing Video Games/Shitposting on an Anonymous Image Board
>Step One: Get an overly affectionate Werecat
>Congratulations! Your kid is now unable to play video games/Shitpost!
>Warning: Be selective on your overly affectionate Werecats. The chance of things leading to another is high

>> No.15056352

>>15056331
>>15056348
I want my big fat cat oneesan to constantly cuddle me even when I protest. Especially when I protest.

>> No.15056363

>>15056348
If they're anything like real cats, they'll more likely sit down on your keyboard and block your screen when they want attention.

>> No.15056372

>>15055708
Only bad part is the not-hands.

>> No.15056380
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15056380

First reply wins. Sorry fampais
>>15056239

>> No.15056384

>>15056380
Yay?

>> No.15056391

>>15056380
That butt is not fat enough to belong to a girl who sleeps all the damn time and doesn't get exercise.

>> No.15056394

>>15056380
when will you make more?

>> No.15056414

>>15056380
Now the important question, is it wrong to spank a Dormouse while she's sleeping?

>> No.15056418

>>15056414
das rude nigga

>> No.15056424

>>15056391
Wonderland is filled with fat asses though, see >>15050083 and >>15054207. Do you really want more crazy fat monster girl ass? What will you even do with them all?

>> No.15056428

>>15056414
It's okay if she's been having naughty dreams.

>> No.15056429

>>15056424
I'll play them like drums, what else?

>> No.15056437

Anyone have a good image of a dog monster facing left or right?

>> No.15056438

>>15050091
Holy shit this is wonderful. I want her suction-cup hickies all over me!

>> No.15056441

>>15055783
Not him, but magic in most things is making stuff happen with a few words or a thought and little else. That's unscientific as fuck.

>> No.15056451

>>15056394
It's mostly just me taking a break to draw another thing. Just don't expect much

>> No.15056457
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>>15056380
Rip my dreams of snake ass

>> No.15056461

>>15056457
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Hey Smith!

>> No.15056471

>>15056380
Bless you figgot.
Lava Golem and Wight butt when?

>> No.15056475

>>15056441
Only because you don't understand it.

>> No.15056476

>>15056457
He is a legsman

>> No.15056481
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>>15056476
But Miia's tail is like one, really good leg

>> No.15056486

>>15056475
That's bullshit. To even give it the potential to work the brain would have to work on the quantum level, which it does not.

>> No.15056493

>>15056475
You don't genuinely think you can shoot fire out of your hands after saying a few words of gobbledygook, do you? Because that's Tom Cruise crazy.

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>>15056438
You're going to look like the dark side of the moon by the time she's done with you.

>> No.15056498

>>15056481
just not the same

>> No.15056507

>>15056494
Of course I am going to be able to handle that.
Or, as some say, of course'm gonna be able to handle that.

>> No.15056513

>>15056486
>>15056493
What if there's a symbiotic relationship with some kind of microscopic creatures that feeds off your energies in turn for spreading through your circulatory system crafting powerful organic magic circles throughout your body that work similarly to an electric circuit, and your will flips a switch that engages oen circuit and produces magic? Who fuckin knows? Limiting it like that is purely your own weak imagination.

>> No.15056519
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15056519

>autists applying real world logic to a sexual fantasy setting
Wowee.

>> No.15056530

>>15056519
What is that magnificent creature?

>> No.15056532

>>15056513
I get the feeling you just don't understand science in general to think that shit is possible. Seriously, that kind of thinking is new age hippy stuff. It doesn't hold up well to actual practical tests.
also
>that star wars expanded universe reference
Oh god dammit.

>> No.15056539

>>15056519
Hey, I'm not the guy trying to claim that magic is possible in our reality and is totally scientific.

>> No.15056543

>>15056519
Shit tier girl.

>> No.15056544

>>15056513
I was joking about the Tom Cruise thing but I'm worried you actually believe now.

>> No.15056545

Which monster likes milk and cookies the most

>> No.15056550
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15056550

>>15056530
A Lamia of the MGE variety.
>>15056543
There is literally nothing wrong with simplicity you rube.

>> No.15056551

>>15056545
Druella.

>> No.15056559

>>15056550
A shit! So are the Lamina in that picture!

>> No.15056566

>>15056551
Is it safe to eat cookies with her

>> No.15056569

>>15056532
>>15056544
Clearly there's a misunderstanding. We're arguing on the premise that magic actually exists. It's a hypothetical scenario in which existing magic is only unscientific because those who witness it don't understand it. Of course I don't actually believe in magic existing in this reality. Except from the wizardry that comes when you hit 30

>> No.15056573

>>15056566
No. You dont want to know what she did to them.

>> No.15056577

>>15056573
I'll just bring my own pack then

>> No.15056582

>>15056566
Well, by word of mouth KC did confirm that she has a massive sweet tooth. So I'd imagine the more sweets you bring her the better time you'll have.

Maybe if you're lucky she'll even put chocolate drizzle all on her very pale white-purple albino body with some whipped cream and tell you to make her into your personal blackberry fuckmuffin

>> No.15056589

>>15056577
Nothing is safe around them.

>> No.15056593

>>15056569
Looks like there was an actual misunderstanding here. From what I gathered from that argument you were claiming that magic could exist here on the basis that we don't know everything yet. To quote >>15056493
that would have been Tom Cruise levels of crazy.
But in another universe with it's own laws? Who knows? Maybe it could work there.

>> No.15056595

>>15056582
> whipped cream
I know i have shit taste but fuck I hate that stuff also I just wanna dip some cookies in milk not fuck

>> No.15056596
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>>15056582
If you look at her lower-half, you can tell where those sweets go.

>> No.15056598
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>>15056545
Krampus

>> No.15056608

I like to think dormice get violent if the get woken up by some one other than their husband

>> No.15056609

>>15056598
But those are for Santa

>> No.15056611

>>15056545
Elves.
It's actually the number 1 cause of chunkiness in our knife eared comrades

>> No.15056616

>>15056593
>From what I gathered from that argument you were claiming that magic could exist here on the basis that we don't know everything yet.
Kind of. It was more that magic from a magical setting could still survive in this reality, since it's only something we don't understand, not necessarily something that exists outside the bounds of reality, whether we could harness it or not. So doing something like dragging a lilim through a portal to a dimension without magic wouldn't necessarily work.

>> No.15056617

>>15056596
>Implying that's a bad thing
Would throw away humanity to smash those birthing hips/10

>> No.15056618

>>15056609
What MG Santa like? A Christmas Cake Elf?

>> No.15056622

>>15056608
As in sleepy chest thumping or snarling ball of teeth and claws?

>> No.15056623

>>15056617
Lilims are SHIT.

>> No.15056632

I bet a succubi would make a great friend

>> No.15056634

I once had the idea of a kunoichi/salamander fusion
People would wonder how she's successful what with the flametail and stuff

>> No.15056642

>>15056622
the latter
the sleepy chest thumping would be for the husband

>> No.15056643

>>15056634
She lights the house on fire and sneaks in among the flames.

>> No.15056648

>>15056622
childish whining that's easily stopped by a good breakfast

>> No.15056649

>>15056608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs65jP8GI0o

>> No.15056662

>>15056643
so she's stealthy by not being stealthy?

>> No.15056663

>>15055294
Christ, this is a hell of a work. Who's the artist?

Also, is Aigis really fine being exposed to water like that?

>> No.15056669

>>15056662
They won't expect that.

>> No.15056688

Would your waifu be able to save you/still love you if you were Stroggified?

>> No.15056700
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>> No.15056702

>>15056688
Those are basically flesh golems with extra metal.
tank-chan is best oneesan.

>> No.15056707

>>15056688
Depending on the waifu, she might even encourage it

>> No.15056714

>>15056688
Quake 4 was so disappointing. The stroggification twist half way was awesome, but it changed next to nothing in game.
I mean come on, you're a rogue Strogg helping humanity at that point and kicking serious ass, the Makron should have been pissing itself.

>> No.15056715

>>15056707
I can see a lich encouraging, and even performing, such a thing.

>> No.15056717

>>15056688
God no. She'd have divorce papers signed the second she saw what happened to me.

>> No.15056719

>>15056623
Shut up Ovaries

>> No.15056720

>>15056714
>Quake 4 was so disappointing
Nigga the SP campaign was pretty cool.

>but it changed next to nothing in game.
Stroggification made you move faster and endure more damage.

>> No.15056724

>>15056669
true
stiff I wonder how her superiors deal with the bunt houses

>> No.15056725

I would ask her to put me out of my misery. I know it's hard, but she is a strong woman.

>> No.15056728

>>15056688
Quake 2 was the shit. I don't know why so many people say it was boring.
>the weapons felt powerful and cool at the time
>the enemies looked horrifying and dangerous
>you had actual objectives
>the final fight ripped off Predator's ending, but it was still pretty cool

>> No.15056729

>>15056720
No, it was pretty meh
I wonder would doom 4 be good or shit

>> No.15056734

>>15056569
> It's a hypothetical scenario in which existing magic is only unscientific because those who witness it don't understand it
No, because then it wouldn't be magic. It would be a scientific phenomenon and the people would just be too retarded to understand it.

If you took a plane to South America and went to some completely isolated tribe in the rain forest and brandished an assault rifle at them, they'd think you're a wizard. But they would be retarded in an objective sense because an assault rifle isn't magic.
If you stripped naked and went back in time by casting a spell without any external utilities because you're a wizard, and showed the cavemen you manifesting globs of molten lava out of thin air in your unprotected hands and juggling them without any injury to yourself because you were a fucking wizard and it was magic, they would think you're a wizard and they would be objectively right, and it would be magic because there is objectively no scientific explanation in the present, past or at any point in time in the future that would explain why you can break numerous laws of physics by casting spells.

Obviously, in the real world you can't omnisciently know that some phenomenon doesn't have a scientific explanation that isn't discovered yet, but on the other hand magic doesn't exist in the real world either. However, in a fictional story the author DOES have omniscience, and if they say a scientifical explanation to magic doesn't even exist in the universe of the story, the magic really isn't equivalent to advanced technology.

That famous quote has no basis in reality, and is provably false in fictional context.

>> No.15056739

>>15056729
>it was pretty meh
Did you go fast with the shotty?

>> No.15056744

>>15056720
I didn't really notice. If it's around during the next steam sale or something I'll probably get it. ID used to be really good before they started making the new Doom and decided it should be a Halo clone.

>> No.15056750

>>15056688
My waifu has a technology fetish, so quite possibly. She might have fun tinkering with my body, and maybe even get off on rubbing against my metal parts.
I just hope I wouldn't look too horrible after the process. I'm vain as fuck when it comes to my face and hair.

>> No.15056752

>>15056728
Man, I had a pirated disk of that when I was twelve.
I'd play with god mode and no-clip cause I was shit and I remember the prison level.

Open all the gates so the folks could 'be free'.

When I replayed it when I was older I put them out of their misery.

>> No.15056754

>>15056734
>It would be a scientific phenomenon and the people would just be too retarded to understand it.
Literally all magic is.
>and it would be magic because there is objectively no scientific explanation
Currently.

>> No.15056770

>>15056734
The best kind of magic in fiction is the kind that follows its own set of rules.
That's why mages are almost always the scholarly type, studying the laws of magic to gain more knowledge.
If magic is internally consistent like that, it becomes a scientific pursuit.

>> No.15056775

>>15056744
>>15056729
Y'all just didn't play it right.

http://webmshare.com/play/74G0R

>> No.15056777

>>15056598
Thread Meme: The Girl

>> No.15056785

>>15056777
>Meme
No one likes or talks about her though.

>> No.15056786

>>15056770
Agreed. Its the best way to stop it from being a do-anything button button and allow the reader to understand it better.

>> No.15056790

>>15056777
Her design is ugly as fuck too.

>> No.15056796

>>15056785
I like her.

>> No.15056804

>>15056688
I propose the reverse!
We stroggify the monster girls!

>> No.15056809

>>15056804
>Stroggified monstergirls
So you want them to kill us too? Stroggification isn't exactly a massage session, much less when we're the ones that stroggify them.

>> No.15056813

>>15056809
No, we get to see if mamobama or the mind wipe process is stronger.

>> No.15056827

>>15056777
That would be charon

>> No.15056831

>>15056770
Even if the magic is internally consistent with it's own rules, there are usually still things that set it apart from technology. Like, you can't scientifically replicate test results, there's no other way to do it than have someone who knows magic to cast the spell again, how the spellcasting actually works is a "black box", how some outlandish effects work, whatever.

Like if someone is cursed to have bad luck, how can you scientifically measure that? Something like that is usually not even super high level magic in stories or anything, but the caster just hacked the entire universe and made basic probabilities different for a single target. It doesn't matter what kind of a dyson-sphere constructing, star-system engineering meme civilization you are, there's no technology that can replicate a result like that, unless the universe is actually a simulation or something you can do some matrix shit to from the inside, which is an another can of worms alltogether.

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>>15056804

>> No.15056839

>>15056836
I'm going to disable her suit and use her torso as a body pillow.

>> No.15056847

>>15056831
>how can you scientifically measure that?
Frequency of occurences that one would consider to be unlucky.

>> No.15056848

>>15056836
Would monstergirls even want a man with no arms or legs who moves around in an external mech suit?

>> No.15056849

>>15056827
Now there's a girl whose clammy, cold, old pussy I wouldn't find filling.

>> No.15056855

>>15056831
Alchemy, potions, magic circles.
Chemistry, solutions, circuitboards.
Same shit different system.

>> No.15056859

>>15056836
>iqdb search has an MGE minotaur covered in a bunch of paint

>> No.15056873

>>15056847
That will tell you that the victim is getting unlucky to a statistically extremely improbable extent, but it still won't tell you how and why. Also, there's no way to replicate the effects with technology.

>> No.15056878

>>15055943
I'm gonna whack off the alps. I'm gonna make them orgasm just by stroking their spadetail!

>> No.15056880

>>15056849
>find

I know you meant 'mind' but the slip makes its own joke.

Anyway, yeah, Charon could use some time for R&R.

>> No.15056883

>>15056839
I always feel conflicted when it comes to the quad amputee fetish thing.
On the one hand, there's the obvious reasons. But on the other, there's that degree of trust when you entrust yourself to someone else, when you're essentially totally helpless.
Also, living like that with another person might be a challenge. You'd be intimate on a degree which even the majority of long-married couples don't achieve. Like literally helping them use the bathroom and clean up afterwards, unless you have systems in place to prevent that.

But it's a nice thought, the idea of them being perfectly content and happy in your arms.

>> No.15056886

Guys, guys.

Ahobaka's harpy story got translated.
http://exhentai.org/g/923138/08d9fb60e6/

>> No.15056889

>>15056873
Obviously you'd detect the presence of a curse by using some curse-detection method that is present within the rules of magic.

You can replicate the effects very easily by just doing the same things again.

>> No.15056890

>>15056883
Yeah.

I also imagine that you've got to figure out a way to get her exorcise of some sort or carefully monitor what portions she's eating.

>> No.15056891

>>15056873
You get some one who can perform the curse, and you set up a controlled environment and two subjects, one cursed and one not. Then you observe the disparity between the two subjects over a set ammount of time, and then you replicate the experiment again and again changing only one variable at a time to ascertain whether or not the curse truly does lead to an increase in unluck and by roughly what increase in probability.

>> No.15056896

>>15056886
>NTR
Nice.

>> No.15056898

>>15056886
>Ahobaka
>NTR
Fuck off

>> No.15056906

>>15056886
Finally, I've been waiting for this one.

>> No.15056914

>>15056855
Explain. I haven't been involved in this until now, but I really have to understand the thought processes that made you reach this odd conclusion.

>> No.15056916

>>15056891
Not even that. If there's a method to preform a curse, there has to be a method to check if there is a curse.
If you don't know it, then you just have to research curses.
Finding out why the curse is preformed as it is might be a step in the right direction.

Is it really that difficult to see magic the science of extranormal things?

Who is to say you couldn't build an apparatus to preform the curse if you understood enough how it worked? Same thing for an apparatus to detect or remove such a curse.

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>>15056896
>>15056906

>> No.15056922
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>>15056886
Netorare and BBM? Usually I'm not one to judge by tags, but these two in particular are vile to me.

>After reading

Yep, it's shit, and plagued with the "Oh but my body likes it though" cliche.
Garbage.

>> No.15056923

>>15056918
Nozomi would be a good Holst.

>> No.15056924

>>15056918
>I posted a reaction pic
Good for you.

>> No.15056929

>>15056914
In a world where 'magical' things exist, you could study them in virtually the same way you would anything nonmagical.

>> No.15056932

>>15056886
>>15056896
>>15056906
>3 NTRfags at the same time
Yeah sure. Totally not samefagging.

>> No.15056937

>>15056880
She's been working the job for thousands of years with a huge workload to deal with. Probably heard all sorts of saucy or mushy stories from the souls she ferries across as well.

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>>15056932
stronk

>> No.15056942

>>15056932
>this must be the work of an enemy stand
Give it a rest anon.

>> No.15056951

>>15056880
>>15056937

Reminds me of how in the game Dominions, the basic storyline is that after Christianity gets a foot hold in the declining Roman empire, the Romans try to resurrect Jesus using a necromantic ritual and totally fuck things up by making it so no one can "die" anymore (they just come back as skeletons/zombies, rather than pass onto the afterlife).

Makes me wonder what would happen if something like that happened and left Charon became totally unemployed. What would her new job be? Let's say for the sake of argument she ends up in the modern world.

>> No.15056952

>>15056932
>Being this incredulous
Anon this thread is rife with faggots with shit taste. Nothing to be surprised about here.

>> No.15056955

>>15056941
Nit him, but posting that doesn't mean much since anyone with half a brain can edit a picture.

>> No.15056957

Guys, I had an idea.
Haughty ojou-sama with drills plus cursed sword.

>> No.15056960

>>15056952
That would explain why you're here.

>> No.15056964

>>15056960
Are you defending NTR?

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>>15056941

>> No.15056977

>>15056960
>I like NTR
Go be a cuck somewhere else.

>> No.15056978

>>15056964
Yeah, what are you gonna do about?

>> No.15056981

>>15056929
>in a magical world
Well obviously. I doubt they'd end up following a similar path to us in this situation. They'd probably see no point in the kinds of tech we've built and rely or base everything on magic for everything instead.
For instance, in our world it makes sense to build a supercomputer when you need to make a complicated calculation for a problem, but in a world of magic they'd think it more sensible to enchant a crystal with the souls of dead archmages and ask the resulting gestalt consciousness.

>> No.15056983

>>15056978
Oh nothing, now that it's clear you're shitposting I can ignore you.

>> No.15056987

>>15056977
Don't talk to him or his waifus daughter ever again.

>> No.15056991

>>15056977
>I like shitposting
You don't say...

>> No.15056996

>>15056968
>left an obvious sign of an edit
That's... not how you convey it's easily fakeable anon.

>> No.15056998

>>15056983
>Things I don't like are shitposting
Alright, one more reply for the road.

>> No.15056999

>>15056951
With all her experience she could land a job helping the undead adjust to their new laws. Or she gives ferry tours or becomes a taxi driver or something. But Charon actually having leisure time and discovering the pleasures of the flesh? It would be awhile before she could adjust.

>> No.15057001

>NTRfags derailing the thread with shitposting

Can't they do anything right?

>> No.15057004

>>15057001
>shitpost incarnate
>Doing anything right

>> No.15057005

>>15056998
>Talking about NTR
>Here of all places
>Not shitposting
It's obviously not your first day so don't act like you don't now how the threads are.

>> No.15057006

>>15056981
They might find ways to combine the two, even.

>> No.15057007

>>15056996
Proving >>15056955's point. I'm just clicking and dragging in MS paint like a silly.

>> No.15057011

>>15057005
By all means, show me the rule that says NTR is forbidden here.

Go on.

>> No.15057013

>>15057006
>magitech
I want to replay FF6 now. But not the steam version. Fuck what they did to that, I'll just endure the tiny screen of my old DS instead.

>> No.15057019

ayyy /mgt/, I'm still working on the salamander but I just wanted to let y'all know that the request raffle on tumblr just went up.

http://snibako.tumblr.com/post/142585368989/y-you-guys-200-followers-thats-crazy

I hope y'all are having a good weekend!

>>15053419
>>15053458
I'm glad you guys like!

>> No.15057021

>>15056216
What a cute Kobold. Cute Kobolds get headpats.

>> No.15057026

>>15057011
There's no rule to say we can't talk about yuri or futa here either. Yet we don't. Funny that.

>> No.15057031

>>15057019
Groovy baby!

>> No.15057036

>>15057026
So there isn't one. Seems as though you sperged for no reason other than "I don't like the thing".

>> No.15057049

>>15057036
Not him, but if those things attract more shitters like you I'm totally fine with them not being accepted.

>> No.15057053

I want to use my dragon's hoard to buy stuff for myself.

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>>15056790
The only real problem that Krampus has is that if you were going to go by popular interpretations of the fiend and not that tumblr shit, all she'd really be is an onee-san type Baphomet with a penchant for soft BDSM.

>> No.15057060

>>15057053
This is how domestic disputes are sparked. At least ask.

>> No.15057070

>>15057036
There is a blanket of shit that we don't want here despite some of which not being strictly bannable offences. NTR, Scat, Watersports, vore, guro, furry and futa fall under it. So feel free to take your shitposting elsewhere.
>inb4 we

>> No.15057075

>>15057019
Exelent!

>> No.15057078

>>15057059
We already have Satyros' as the busty onee-san type goats though.

>> No.15057081

>>15057060
But she is really greedy, and I'll make sure to pay her back in one way or another.

>> No.15057090

>>15057070
But Quicksilver seems to be accepted here and he's as /d/ as they come.

>> No.15057093

>>15057078
Which is why Krampus is a meme.

>> No.15057096

>>15057090
Quickilver's more /d/eviant aspects are shitposted routinely

>> No.15057097

>>15057078
Krampus is essentially Satyros with a hangover on christmas day.

>> No.15057103

Wouldn't us humans be considered "monsters" to other species as well?

>> No.15057113

>>15057090
He's really not, especially not after his last story.

>> No.15057114

I want a wurm with BIG hips and a BIG ass and also while I'm at it some BIG boobies

>> No.15057117

>>15057090
No, anons have recently noticed his bullshit.
>>15057096
>shitposted
So it's only shitposting when you like the subject material? Quicksilver is a faggot with /d/ fetishes. If we're going to call them out we can't make little exceptions, especially if they make no sense.

>> No.15057124

>>15057117
>So it's only shitposting when you like the subject material? Quicksilver is a faggot with /d/ fetishes. If we're going to call them out we can't make little exceptions, especially if they make no sense
It's always shitposting. Everything short of legitimate discussion is shitposting desu, no matter which side of the fence you sit

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>>15057103
Reminder there is no species fictional or otherwise that matches the sheer insanity humanity is willing to demonstrate.

>> No.15057129

>>15057113
>especially not after his last story
It was a diaper fetish story.
Ever notice how certain writefags have a defence force even when they fuck up or fall? Even bob had one once.

>> No.15057133

>>15057103
I mean... yes.
But would you prefer that we call them xenos?

>> No.15057146

>>15057103
If we go by MGE we're not monsters because of spirit energy

In other settings I guess we would be just another species, whether we'd be animals, humans or monsters depends on a lot of things

>> No.15057147

>>15057127
>Die in your travel to the enemy's world
>Your combat space suit takes over your dead body ala Nanosuit from Crysis
This shit if fucking metal holy shit

I LOVE IT

>>15057133
Wouldn't they call us Xenos too?

>> No.15057149

>>15057127
I don't get how humans are "monsters" in that image. It's just an example of an alien race being assholes and presumably getting their entire species shit kicked in as karma.

>> No.15057163

>>15057147
If you like the idea of a suit acting independtly of it's dead wearer, check out The Fall, the 2014 game. Nice concept for a living armour, too.

>> No.15057167

>>15057147
>Wouldn't they call us Xenos too?
No, xenos are non-human.
It's like that the Eldar have a word for non-Eldar.

>> No.15057176

>>15057127
How are the humans the bad guys in this context?

>> No.15057179

>>15057167
Anything non-[species] that weren't from the same homeplanet would be considered a xeno for said spieces nigga.

>> No.15057199

>>15057117
>member of an alien race
>for alien reasons decide this human species should be wiped out
>they fall easily to you
>centuries later, strange ships show up
>parties are sent to board them, the only thing you hear back are horrified screams and gunfire
>and one single confusing sentence, barely audible over the noise
>"THEY'RE ALL DEAD!"
>overwhelming numbers of these ships start warping in right over the homeworld
>sent in as part of another boarding party to get answers and stop this whole thing
>as you open the airlock, the sensors detect no life
>but still you're rushed by power armors
>as you stare into the visor of one, the final message of the first party suddenly makes horrific sense
>every last armor is manned by a corpse

Can you imagine how fucked that would be to fight? That's like the ultimate shock troop right there.

>> No.15057209
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Horn-based bullying.

>> No.15057226

>>15057209
please, no bully :<

>> No.15057241

>>15057147
>>15057163
It's also happened in an Iain Banks short story set in his The Culture universe. Basically, all tech is intelligent in this civilization because they're insanely advanced. In this one story a survivor from a ship crashing onto a planet makes his was to the one base there. It's done in journal form and you're led to believe it's this guy who needs urgent medical attention. However, when he finally arrives the AI running the facility asks him just why the hell he kept the corpse of his occupant inside himself for the whole journey as the suit finally heads towards maintenance.

>> No.15057243

>>15057209
She's asking for it by walking around with her bare, large horns exposed for everyone to see

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>>15057209
Horns are for treating with care, don't you want to polish a demon's horns while she enjoys a nice cup of tea?

>> No.15057248

>>15057199
I quoted the wrong thing. I meant to quote >>15057127
Oh well.

>> No.15057251

>>15057209
I wonder how sensitive a monstergirls horns are after they get shaved down.

>> No.15057252

>>15057241
In that case, The Fall was most definitely based off of that short story.

>> No.15057256

>>15057199
>Begging a corpse to not kill your family as it impassionately twisting the knife and leaving your corpse to cool on the floor as it steps over you to your cowering wife and daughter to fulfill its vaguely programmed directive of "Kill"
>Your great and powerful solar system destroying weapons are useless when the enemy is already in your homes.

>> No.15057258

>>15057209
I'm gonna rub those horns, and she can't stop me.

>> No.15057259

>>15057245
I wonder how mad she'll get if I tug on her horns whenever she's about to take a sip of tea so she'll never actually manage it

>> No.15057269

>>15057259
https://a.pomf.cat/ihdzxt.png
This mad.

>> No.15057276

>>15057269
That doesn't seem very mad.

>> No.15057279

>>15057269
Man, these hotheaded demon girls can't take a joke nowadays.

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>>15057103
This is only really tangentially related, but a while back, I struggled to think up a better term for monstergirls than, well, "monstergirls".
Something you could expect to see in a story which featured them. After all, that phrase is inherently derogatory. In a fantasy setting, not so much, but I think that factor would come into play in a more modern setting.

EMG has "extraspecies", but I can't quite recall if Centaur Worries had any terminology for the other non-centaurs. And really, monstergirls don't fit the definition of being another species all that cleanly. Call them monsters, but in many ways, they are very much human. Legally and soicially, you would treat them as such too.
You could use "hybrid", but that would be a misnomer outside of genetic or magical splicing and alteration. Even say, a purely human girl bitten and transformed into a werewolf wouldn't fit the definition of being a hybrid.

The terms "sub-human" and "demi-human" obviously wouldn't work either. Though the latter is less overt, both imply that the people being referred to there are essentially less than human. Just because of our way of thinking, we're biased because we are, after all, humans.

In the end, it was the guy currently creating that monstergirl visual novel who came up with the term "Para-human" to use as an in-universe way to denote the girls.
Honestly, I wish I'd come up with it. "Para-human" as a phrase fits all the criteria I'd originally set.

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>>15057245
I don't know why, but powerful regal girls like this, Demons, Vamps, Wights, Pharaohs, I find the idea of them in casual clothes in casual situations utterly adorable.
>You'll never have your Demon waifu trudge through a portal into your lounge-room, click and have her work clothes vanish in an immolation to be replaced with a baggy sweater and tracksuit pants
>She'll never crawl onto the lounge and flop into you, pulling you into a hug, greeting you like a cat begging for food.

>> No.15057332

>>15057316
>you will never see a Succubus wag her tail like a cat
It hurts.

>> No.15057335

>>15057332
I thought cats only flicked/wagged their tails when they were irritated.

>> No.15057337

>>15057103
>MGE encounter people with night-vision equipment for the first time

nightnineengage.jpg

>> No.15057349

>>15057316
Even powerful girls need their downtime. That sounds adorable.

I want to have a movie night with demon nee-san.

>> No.15057350

imo, Humanity is our greatest strengths in fighting monsters. If we stop being human, they do to us what they did to the tentacle forrest.

>> No.15057360
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>>15057316
Ribbed sweaters for all

>> No.15057361

>>15057316
That would be super comfy, just relaxing with her after work, and polishing a demon's horns, or warming up an undead.

>> No.15057365

>>15057283
You could just use KC's term: Mamono.
I know there are some anons who for weird reasons find it "cringeworthy", but fuck them, it's a decent alternate way of saying what they are, and "monstergirl" would be a weird thing to call them to their faces anyway.

>> No.15057370

>>15057127
>DL army encounters modern SOF

loudtechnoinnarain.mp3

>> No.15057379

>>15057283
They're not human though. They are monsters. ___-human is an awful descriptor no matter what the first word is. Having monstergirl be derogatory is dumb too. Slurs are almost always one or two syllables and more direct.

People would likely name them for wherever they came from.

>they are very much human. Legally and soicially, you would treat them as such too.
This is also way the hell off. They are magically compatible with humans, like a parasite that needs us to reproduce, like the human flea or the human fly. They wouldn't be classed as human by any biologist who wouldn't get laughed out of any peer review.

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15057384

huh.

>> No.15057395

>>15057384
>trying to start this up again

>> No.15057401
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>>15057256
>>15057199
>>15057147
>The exo-suit recorded the last thing the unit named HIGGINS said ironically, perhaps in his last moments
>It repeats it every time you watch it gut one of your friends, your family
>The skull within the "Empty" seeming to mock you from beyond the grave in a sardonic smile
>You can hear it repeat his words as the the cold fibre steel of the blade slides into your rib crests
HEY. WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?

>> No.15057409

>>15057384
is this more NTR shit?

>> No.15057418

>>15057370
I'm in two minds with what would happen is the DL army fought a modern human army.
Either modern tech annihilates then through just how brutal modern weaponry is, regardless of their little magic tricks, just like in the Salvation War.
Or Mamonobama bullshit overwhelms the modern army/mary sue fallen heroes cut all the bullets in half and can easily dodge the most advanced guidance systems.

Holy shit captcha is being garbage tonight, I wish we used a reliable system

>> No.15057420

>>15057384
>People calling this NTR
>When it's just a beta losing

Pls...

It was pretty hot though

>> No.15057428

>>15057401
As much as I hate how Doctor Who is now seen as a tumblr show thanks to the new series, it can still pull off some horrifying shit now and then.

>> No.15057435

>>15057379
I think he meant in the way they're mostly on the same level as humans in terms of intelligence and other things we consider "human" like civilisation.

>> No.15057439

>>15057409
It's from the same link posted before, of course it's more NTRshit.

>>15057420
Pls continue, we didn't have enough of your shit yet.

>> No.15057448

>>15057428
I just hate how overplayed shit like the Weeping Angels got.

>> No.15057450

>>15057316
>On a warm day, she'll lounge in just a pair of your boxers and a loosely buttoned shirt

>> No.15057453

>>15057420
>When it's just a beta losing
Which is why they're so buttmad.

>> No.15057459

>>15057176
Corpses murdering everything. But it's time.

For manly tears.

http://imgur.com/a/OxmBk

>> No.15057464

>>15057450
>Monster waifu wearing your clothes
>Most of them are too big for her
Why do I find this so damn cute

>> No.15057468

>>15057448
At least Moffat is leaving next season
I hope Capaldi stays, but I just know they're going to force a shitty female Doctor on us because tumblr. They've already shoved two genderswap regeneration on us already for no reason

>> No.15057479

>>15057453
>acting like an alpha
>on 4chan
>on /jp/
>on the monstergirl thread
Just who are you trying to fool here?

>> No.15057487

>>15057479
He also forgets that he's in an anonymous imageboard.

>> No.15057489

>>15057418
They way I see it, human have the advantage in raw strength. They have the larger and better equipped armies with all sorts of fancy toys and they aren't considered with keeping the bloodshed to a minimum. But if the monstergirls were willing to play dirty and focus on sabotage, they might have a chance. I mean, what could you do if a Dark Matter bombed a major city, or some magic users brainwashed or cursed the world leaders, or a yeti asked soldiers to pretty please surrender? Unless humans found ways to counter magic quickly, they'd have a hard time keeping non-tangible attacks like this under control.

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>>15057439
That was my first post all day...

>> No.15057494

>>15057479
A. You're projecting your own inadequacies onto him
B. You act like it's impossible for a beta to recognize beta behavior

>> No.15057499

>>15057479
That's just your insecurity speaking.

>> No.15057502
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>>15057365
I was looking for something as an original term, too. Didn't specify that in my first post. But you're right
Though if we're being pedantic, the kanji used for "mamono" literally translates to "monster" or "evil spirit" too. Not that that's much of a concern. In a fictional setting or story, you could just call them mamono and not really have that kanji definition be a factor, obviously.

>>15057379
>Monster
>1. a large, ugly, and frightening imaginary creature
>2. an inhumanly cruel or wicked person
>3. a thing of extraordinary or daunting size

Of course we use it as a general term to refer to monstergirls. You're missing quite literally every point I made, however.
I was looking for a term which could be used in a modern setting. Something "politically correct", if you want to use that phrase. If you fail to see why "monstergirl" would have even just implied derogatory connotations in a modern setting, then I'm wasting my time discussing this with you.
Of course it's not an outright slur. But being called a monster regardless isn't exactly a compliment either, unless you're a psychopath.

Also, by taking only the latter half of my quote there, you're doing what shitty tabloid newspapers do: completely changing and discarding the orginal meaning to favour your own points.
I said "In many ways, they are very much human."
Of course biologically, they're not human. You can clearly see that by looking, so why you feel the need to point that out, I have no idea.
But in a hypothetical modern world where the monstergirls as we know them exist, they would be intergrated into society, functioning as humans. I suppose it's more accurate to say that the term "person" and "people" applies just as much to them as it does to a human, even if they are not literally human.

>> No.15057505

>>15057459
>corpses murdering the fucks who wiped us out
Yeah, still not seeing how we're the bad guys there. Exterminating smug evil bastards is a good thing.

>> No.15057512

>>15057479
>Beta is this assmad.

>> No.15057515

So the NTRfags are alpha-posting now, too. Didn't that become trite and tired out at least three years ago?

>> No.15057519

>>15057487
>>15057494
>>15057499

Yes, I'm very impressed that such a badass would come here. He's your (you), I look forward to the next shitpost you come up with.

>> No.15057520

>>15057515
No one is alpha-posting, calling out butt-flustered retards isn't alpha-posting.

>> No.15057526

>>15057515
So did fenceposting, and yet here we are.

>> No.15057529

>>15057515
Pretending to be alpha on a mongolian picture forum is the only thing they know how to do.

>> No.15057531

>>15057453
>Which is why they're so buttmad.
>what are tags
Don't have to read ntrshit to call ntr shit.

>> No.15057536

>>15057459
>http://imgur.com/a/OxmBk
That made me smile. Thank you anon, we allways need more of that.

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>>15057520
>Guys the MC is a beta
>You're all just mad because you're just like him
>It's not really NTR even though it's literally tagged as such

Really now?

>> No.15057539

I blame maledom for this.

>> No.15057541

>>15055988
I just watched this last night, there's no way-
>Rewatch and pause
...son of a bitch.

>> No.15057551

>>15057489
>Unless humans found ways to counter magic quickly, they'd have a hard time keeping non-tangible attacks like this under control.

Unless magic didn't work in this world due to it being against our laws of physics, but that can of worms was opened earlier and it predictably ended up as a pissing contest between a guy trying to put real world science into a fantasy setting and a guy who couldn't into science in general.

>> No.15057556

>>15057464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbHPTPUpQ1I
>You still remember the days when your daughter would try to wear your helmet and carry your shield
>Your wife would find it amusingly cute how your daughter would shirk her sword training to take up your scutum and spear
>The senators and politicians had thought it absolutely deplorable that you'd slept with a Sotuherner like the blue-scaled lizardman sharing your bed
>But your position of command at least gave you some luxuries, such as the chaff and wheat of a good harvest
>Gone were your days of commanding legions against the foreign hordes, calloused and gnarled hands working the farm in your advanced age
>You still reminisce about those days with your wife, and cuddle at night while regaling each other of tales that lit the first flame of love between you two
>You still remember when your heart nearly leapt out of your chest, the first time you saw your daughter standing there
>The Imperial emblem with SPQR woven onto the banner being held high above her horse as she came to your home
>She's was the spitting image of your wife, with your eyes
>A few of her subordinates sniggered when they saw an old man hurriedly hobbling out of his home
>Silencing themselves when they realized how massive said man still was, like a great Germanic oak
>The tears flow freely while you hug your daughter, memories of the days she was too small for the uniform flooding into your head
>She shares your tears and utters a simple sentence
"I'm home, Father."

>> No.15057559

>>15057539
I demand fresh bait, not that old shit you keep feeding me.

>> No.15057562

>>15057515
I think it's the shitposter guy samefagging. I refuse to believe we suddenly have an influx of assholes who think their hot shit chads hanging around.

>> No.15057564 [SPOILER] 
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15057564

Why don't we change the subject? How about taking a monster girl to meet your turbo-lewd adoptive succubus mother?

>> No.15057565

>>15057539
or the fact someone reacts to ntr damn well knowing shit posters will swarm

>> No.15057571

>>15057538
Betas would tag things they perceive to be NTR as NTR wouldn't they?

>> No.15057577

>>15057384
>Ahobaka
>Talking about "Harpy and man joining hands"
Okay, so having not read this, I'm just going to go ahead and guess...the Temple Head is a beta-cuck who just cries in the corner while the high priestess he likes sluts it up with the entire congregation.

How close am I to right?

>> No.15057578

>>15057519
You're replying to 3 separate people, just so you know

>> No.15057584

>>15057564
>Kloah
Faggot.

>> No.15057587

>>15057578
He obviously doesn't know, because in his world, everything he doesn't like boils down to one single guy who torments his every waking hour.

>> No.15057589

>>15057577
She commits herself to one man, just not the beta.

>> No.15057594

>>15057587
So tired of your shit.

>> No.15057595

>>15057564
Succubus megamilk

>> No.15057596

>>15057589
Which couldn't be more realistic if it tried.

>> No.15057600

>>15057519
>He's your (you)
What did he mean by this?

>> No.15057605

>>15057594
Isn't that this new meme from a few threads ago?

>> No.15057606

>>15057594
>responding
Just ignore it.

>> No.15057612

>>15057564
>Ara? Now how do you intend to 'comfort' a dick you've never seen, Little Girl?
>I'll have you know -I- taught my son only the best, our bodies have melded many times in the positions of your precious Kama Sutra
>Face it, he belongs to me
>But... I'm willing to give him to you under one condition, you must defeat me...
IN A LEWD-OFF

>> No.15057613

>>15057564
>turbo-lewd adoptive succubus mother
>spent your entire childhood teasing you with glimpses and the occasional 'ara ara'
>she knows your every secret, your every desire, your darkest fetish and deepest need
>eventually you grow up and move out, find a nice girl, and get around to bringing her home to meet your mother
>your mother sizes her up with a grim look
>then she pushes you out of the house, tells you to go do something for a few hours
>when you get back you find your girlfriend has earned your mother's approval by learning everything she deems necessary to making you happy as a wife
>she greets you in naked apron at the door with that age-old offer of dinner, a bath, or herself

>> No.15057614

Well, if we were in any doubt, our resident shitposter is back, and in force it seems.

>> No.15057618

Did you finally get bored of shitting on femdom or something?

>> No.15057620

>>15057502
It's hard to come up with a broad term for monstergirls because they differ so much. Monstergirls work best, but it would come across as rude like you said. But what other terms are there that come across as polite? Other-worlders? Xenos? Non-humans?

>>15057551
Yeah, I was working on the assumption that magic would work here. If it didn't then the monstergirls would be pretty much fucked.

>> No.15057624

>>15057614
>>15057618
>giving him attention
You're not helping.

>> No.15057634

>>15057614
Anon I'm not involved in this argument at all. I'm trying to do something involving a Loli Lich and the oblivious man she revived.

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>Every post that disagrees with me comes from the same person looking to persecute me and me alone

>> No.15057636

>>15057551
>>15057489
That's the thing I'm still trying to figure out.

Besides, most combat-arms guys would be more than willing to fuck an MG given the chance. If the DL realizes this before sending in the hordes, she won't need to fight us at all.

Imagine her surprise when she hears that we've been on the moon, and would like her help getting to Mars.

>> No.15057639

>>15057635
Pretty much, which is how his legend got started in the first place.

>> No.15057640
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15057640

This last image belong to Arachnotaur!

Bringer of flawless flooring, fancy mexican spider dances, and Holy Chocolate Milk!

>> No.15057642

>>15057614
At least he's using slightly newer material. I'm yet to see any rage against Hellhounds or Amazons yet.
He could work on the obvious samefagging though, maybe try out different posting styles and such. It's always too obvious when a blatant aggressive shitpost gets a ton of similar posts agreeing with it, usually in the space of a minute or so apart each.

>> No.15057643

>>15057635
Stupid smug fox.

>> No.15057646

>Be married to an Arch Imp
>It's always sex and games with her
>Invite her to a serious dark magic convention to have a change of pace for once
>As soon as we enter she goes off somewhere
>Go to look at the new enchanted key-chains
>Wife comes back dragging a young looking Lich
>She goes on about how her new friend is awesome
>Too bad that she isn't taking the convention seriously but at least she is having fun
>Main event of the convention about to start
>It's a reunion of the most notorious undeads gathering to show off their new resurrection techniques
>They promised to resurrect 3 historical figures tonight
>An imposing Wight starts talking to the audience
>Apparently one of the guests suddenly went outside and she should teleport back inside any times now
>2 minutes of waiting later a giant squirrel bursts in the conference hall
>Riding it is my wife and the Lich from earlier
>Turns out that Lich is over 1200 years old and is one of the best spellcaster in the world
>Wife somehow convinced her to go around making wild animals huge
>It's chaos outside with giant birds, insects and rodents running around
>Next time we go out we'll just stick to Dormice&Cheese as usual

>> No.15057647

>>15057634
>I'm trying to do something involving a Loli Lich and the oblivious man she revived.
Care to elaborate? This is relevant to my interest.

>> No.15057649

>>15057640
Arachnotaur is low tier.

>> No.15057650

>>15057640
The hiiiills are aliiiiiiive~
With the sooooound of A RAPE TRAIN WITH NO BRAKES

>> No.15057653

>>15048360
I admit, a corrupted kitsune is not that original. She does have different features though.

>>15048366
I thought she looked cute like that...

>>15048369
Yes, I have an expansion and TF fetish and love monster girls. I'm sorry my OC bothers you. Also if you don't like the artists I commission would you mind suggesting some?

>> No.15057657

>>15057620
PC nonsense is just that, nonsense. They'd come from some other place. Say it was called Vigo. Then they'd be called Vigorans. That would be the normal way. Hell it's even the PC way races are talked about in places like America today. African-americans and so on.

>> No.15057659

>>15057642
That happened yesterday, he took a shit on cursed swords and threw in hellhound for good measure.

>> No.15057660
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>>15057640
Nope. I claim it for the cutest of all monstergirls.

>> No.15057664

So what are some of the best written works with gangrape

>> No.15057665

>>15057589
Dammit. Was sure he'd go the complete slut route this time, what with her in a position of public trust. Oh well.

The one guy's an ugly fatso, yes?

>> No.15057666

Man, they're going all-out today.

>> No.15057668

>>15057647
Well I was thinking of working off my small idea I posted last night here >>15053777 but because I never really learned how to write properly when I was younger and my creativity isn't the best I have no idea where to go with it.

>> No.15057669

>>15057642
>obvious samefagging
See >>15057635

>> No.15057671

>>15057664
There's Bob's Big Bad Wolf story?

>> No.15057678

>>15057659
What's wrong with ragging on another awful corruption parasite?

>> No.15057680

>>15057660
Tippity-toppest-tier taste anon.

>> No.15057682

>>15057635
It doesn't help that you storm in with a volatile comment clearly looking down on certain anons and then a suspicious number of posts respond to it all agreeing and being equally vicious.
All completely out of nowhere, and once a ban or purge has occurred this doesn't happen again for a long time. Funny that.

If the thread really did have guys like you as the majority you'd see proof of it more often. So yeah, no one is falling for it.

>> No.15057684

>>15057562
I'm with you, I know how we are and lately we are having shitposting about stale old things that we don't even touch anymore on our own. Something doesn't add up.

Is that anon back? Some TFT fags maybe? I'd say it started when the shilling failed, but I'm not sure.

>> No.15057685

>>15057664
What kind are you looking for?

>> No.15057690

>>15057636
I'm not so sure. Monstergirls are cute and sexy, but soldiers are trained to obey orders and kill. Then we have decades of fiction involving evil alien invaders, there being groups using their influence to make sure the monstergirls don;t get a foothold in our world, and I'm not sure if that many humans would really want to fuck monstergirls. Would a normalfag really see a rapist half-snake lady, or a mind rewriting tentacle blob, or a go chunk of anything outside of the most harmless and vanilla ones and want to trust them and give them the dick?

>> No.15057697

>>15057665
yes, a manlet too.

>> No.15057699

>>15057668
That sounds amazing!
As for you creativity and that, I hope that it will turn out good. Considering that you got a good starting point I think you will do well.

>> No.15057715

>>15057699
I don't know anon, I'm a quite poor writer. I guess I'll try to write it out but I don't think I will ever post it.

>> No.15057718

>>15057684
Actually, the old and stale thing is genuine, and it's unfortunate it's been caught up in this guy's furious outbursts again. Really, we do spam certain memes here far, far too much. That said, I'd prefer them to having to see shitposter guy's autistic ranting and samefagging.

>> No.15057719

>>15057684
>Some TFT fags
Most of them/us don't even care enough to shit up the thread on a constant basis.

>> No.15057729

>>15057682
You seem legitimately autistic.

>you
Again, more than one person.

>a suspicious number
Like suspiciously more than one person could post? Because if so you're right.

>respond to it all agreeing and being equally vicious.
All completely out of nowhere
How is responding to someone being a whiny fag "out of nowhere?"

>and once a ban or purge has occurred this doesn't happen again for a long time. Funny that.
What "ban or purge?" You seem like you have a persecution complex.

>If the thread really did have guys like you as the majority you'd see proof of it more often. So yeah, no one is falling for it.
What?

>> No.15057736

>>15057653
>I thought she looked cute like that...
She resembled Rosie O'Donnel

>> No.15057737

>>15057685
anything really

>>15057671
I'll check this out, thanks

>> No.15057739

>>15057562
>who think their hot shit chads hanging around.

Shitting on a projecting beta means they think they're "hot shit chads?"

>> No.15057743

>>15057715
If you ever finish it, post it. Maybe you will get some criticism but they will forget about it after a while, and those who liked it will remember it.
Hell, I suck at writing and still did some stories and posted them. And if I can so can you.

>> No.15057746

>>15057736
Too far man. I don't even like Hellhounds but even I think that's too much.

>> No.15057751

monstergirls can't rape you if you transfer your brain to a robotic body

>> No.15057754

I wanna lick Giant Ant Abs.

>> No.15057755

>>15057684
I don't think we should assume it's someone from TFT or not either way.
All that really matters is that it's some dude being a fucking nutter.

>> No.15057758

>>15057682
Holy fuck stop being so mad and talk about cute Undead

>> No.15057759

>>15057743
You better post some of them so I can remember what you've said anon.

Also there won't be smut since I can't write about something I've never done.

>> No.15057764

>>15057729
Just let it go. They obviously need their boogeyman.

>> No.15057765

>>15057751
They can if I install a synthetic dick on myself.

>> No.15057769

>>15057759
>Also there won't be smut since I can't write about something I've never done.

Same;_;

>> No.15057770

one of the best things about wilderness/jungle monster girls that you could learn to hunt and kill shit with your bare hands.

Don't you think eating a boar or something you and a jinko/salamder/hunter mg hunted together would be awesome?

>> No.15057773

>>15057751
Shoggoths

>> No.15057774

>>15057751
Either the mindflayers or Succuvirus will get you, or maybe a shoggoth will melt your robotic body and somehow make another organic body for you that is still part of her, in a cruel twist of fate.

Really just let it happen, normal rape isn't that bad.

>> No.15057776

>>15057758
Can we talk about that story featuring a loli Lich and her older brother who she said was scientifically proven to be the best one?

>> No.15057782

>>15057751
>He thinks Succuvirus can't get in

I chuckled.

>> No.15057783

>>15057736
Wait, what pic?

>> No.15057790
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15057790

This last image belong to Arachnotaur!

Bringer of flawless flooring, fancy mexican spider dances, and Holy Chocolate Milk!

>> No.15057792

>>15057755
Yes indeed, I'd bet it's one guy, tries with a weak bait but somebody is bound to bite, and then after a while people start turning on each other and blow things out of proportion, so it looks like we have a new influx of faggots.

>> No.15057793

>>15057773
>>15057774
Oh, right. Maybe anti-telepathic coating on the cranium is in order?

>>15057782
>Succuvirus
Just don't install any wireless/USB components :^)

>> No.15057794

>>15057751
>not wanting to get raped by a monstergirl
>wanting to pussy out and replace your body with a tin-can
>>15057783
There's more than one IIRC.

>> No.15057797

>>15057790
Go away nerd.

>> No.15057799
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15057799

>>15057790
Last image belongs to the Sea Slime. Because she deserves a break.

>> No.15057800

>>15057794
Nigga I'd gladly pick being able to get a robotic body with superstrength and the inability to feel pain over getting my dick wet a few times. Besides, if I ever feel the urges, I can just get a dopamine injector module. Free brain drugs at my disposal at all times, son

>> No.15057806

>>15057770
On top of what you said I would teach her how to cook while she teaches me how to hunt. That way I can surprise her by making a solo kill with something big, and she can surprise me by making a fancy meal out of it.

>> No.15057807

>>15057793
Mate, shoggoths, they will go non-euclidean on your ass, no telepathy needed.

You could try the old saying of setting yourself on fire.

>> No.15057808

>>15057793
Are you by any chance planning to travel to the past to defeat a certain MG?

NESS NESS NESS NESS

>> No.15057809

>>15057794
There was a comm I go and didn't like where the artist drew her looking obese. It's not my thing and I'm not getting a comm from them again.

>> No.15057811

>>15057690
This. I know we'd fuck a monstergirl, but many guys would see a monster trying to have it's way with them and shoot the thing. Not to mention the women of our world (that's 51% of our population) would fucking hate them for what they do. There'd be religious groups who would basically see this as a chance to re-enact Doom, there would be normal guys who would find their aggressive sexuality creepy or weird. Most humans wouldn't want them around.

>> No.15057812

>>15057799
Fucker, I was about to post that tittymonster Mad Hatter for the last thread image.
>>15057800
>not having an MGR style exoskeleton instead
Fag.

>> No.15057815

>>15057751
so the best way to avoid monstergirls is ghost in the shell?

>> No.15057817

>>15057776
Why are you pushing this so hard?

>> No.15057826

>>15057809
Can you at least tell us the person who did it?

>> No.15057828

>>15057759
Sorry it took a while, pasword was messing up.

Here it is: http://pastebin.com/45W5Uger
It's... not the best thing I've ever done, but it's something I guess.

>> No.15057830

>>15057817
Liches are cute.

>> No.15057832

>>15057776
>loli Lich and her older brother who she said was scientifically proven
This is still being talked about?

Honestly, that story's punchline was a little bit tad cringey

>> No.15057842

How many stories do we have with lava golems in them?
Trying to get a feel from a story standpoint.

>> No.15057848

>>15057826
I'd rather not. Especially since I'm being made fun of for it.

>> No.15057854

>>15057842
Silent_II made one, but it has a ManyEyedHydra-tier ending which sucks.

>> No.15057861

>>15057653
It doesn't bother me so much. Hell, I'm even fine with the expansion stuff. But both pictures I've seen of her by Ketsuga are pretty bad, to name one artist. They do not do faces all that well.

I know you frequent these threads, so take a look at the Google Docs spreadsheet we have up showing a list of artists we know do MGE stuff. They'd be perfectly willing to take commissions. It's far from complete, though, so looking in the thread for artists other people commission is a good idea.
I know Oxykoma and Osiimi-chan both do monstergirl stuff, are both pretty cheap, and do some freaking fantastic art.

Gazer-anon also has this old Pastebin of artists he's gotten stuff from in the past.
https://pastebin.com/GJMkRX2H
So you've got a few options. Though I understand that less artists are willing to do the more fetishy stuff, so that can make picking and choosing a little harder.

>> No.15057865

>>15057854
Still better than anything that TFT would've given

>> No.15057866

>>15057842
There's about 4 I think. but I dont keep track of stories

>> No.15057873
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15057873

This last image belong to Balloon Arachnotaur!

Bringer of flawless flooring, fancy mexican spider dances, and Holy Chocolate Milk!

>> No.15057895
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15057895

>>15057873
Bitch I'll cut you

>> No.15057903

>>15057854
Im all for dark stories but MEH's stuff is like someone slowly choked a puppy
The dispair is too strong.

>> No.15057904

>>15057811
Really the only species I could see getting any sort of wide spread acceptance are Kikimoras, Yetis, Kobolds, Elves, and Sea Bishops. Maybe a few others, but most of them have something that would make the majority of people not want to have anything to do with them.

>> No.15057912

>>15057861
Thanks!

Are there any of my comms you do like?

>> No.15057929

>>15057861
Phanaxiel also announced that he's open for commissions in this thread.

>> No.15057957

>>15057861
I have this in the works.
http://sta.sh/019u1dk2h9iw

>> No.15057968

So thread looks super shitposty and I don't want to wade through that. Did I miss anything of import after cursed sword was posted?

>> No.15057974

>>15057912
Looking through your entire gallery at the commissioned stuff, there's not really anything I see there which I dislike besides the Ketsuga stuff. It's all pretty good, decently put together at the very minimum.
Queenui, Metalbolic, Agawar, AstralAntipode, and so on, they're all good artists.
I know Gwahhh did that multi-armed Solange picture, and I didn't really like that one, but the thing about Gwahhh is that they're very hit-or-miss for me. Can't really level any more criticism than that, really.

In the end, I can't tell you how to spend you money, but if you really are considering it, then that's about what I can offer.

>>15057957
That looks pretty great too. Lovely expression, I've got to say.

>> No.15057977
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15057977

This last image belong to Arachnotaur!

Bringer of flawless flooring, fancy mexican spider dances, and Holy Chocolate Milk!

>> No.15057980

>>15057912
Welp if they're that bad hopefully I don't end up asking them to do something, whoever they are...

>> No.15057984

>>15057968
Not really, no.

>>15057903
I've been meaning to do an MEH style ending without the squick (Moreso ending in mindbreak or some other less-than-pleasant manner like being used as a living cum dispenser) but I know a little better than to post such a story or discuss it here at any great lengths.

>> No.15057994

>>15057977
Dude, chill.

>> No.15057998

>>15057977
Oh no! She's followed me to Monster Mexico!

>> No.15057999

>>15057974
I'm also getting this.

http://sta.sh/06bod60vstn

>> No.15058001

This is some quality posting right here

>> No.15058006

>>15057984
Im happier with mindbreak than I am with snuff as fucked as that sounds

>> No.15058014

>>15057269
Is from a game, or something? I've seen that demon in the same style all over the place, but never the source..

>> No.15058015
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15058015

The last image belongs to... whatever this thing is. Because Ushi Oni are dumb.

>> No.15058024

>>15058015
Abomination-chan is gross!

>> No.15058034

>>15058024
She's CUTE and squishy and huggable and perfect in every way.

>> No.15058040

>>15058015
>http://sta.sh/06bod60vstn
Meat jersey girl a cute.
>>15058014
The artist's doing an ace attorney style game with monster girls but that's just something from his pixiv.

>> No.15058042

>>15058006
>>15058006
I actually didn't have any problem with MEH's snuff shit since the guy can write some pretty fappable sex scenes. It's when he writes shorts like Halloween Nÿte where she plucks her victim's eye right out of the socket and slurps it up like a fucking spaghetti and meatball combo, while fucking him to death to the point she only leaves a charred corpse behind. Or the one with a weird grub-girl thing converting all of the guy's organs and fat and tissues into semen through her bodily excretions while making him cum to death that I just can't abide by.

But hey, whatever floats a sick fuck's boat, I suppose. I want to be mofu mindbroken by Kitsch, monstersona or not.

>> No.15058046

>>15057999
That looks really nice too. I mean, shading is always a factor, but it looks great so far.

>> No.15058051

>>15058001
Most of the last week has been terrible. It's amazing how much impact the return of a single dedicated autist can have.

>> No.15058059

>>15058051
Hopefully he gets napalmed at some point so we can have somewhat peaceful threads again.

>> No.15058064

>>15058051
I haven't been here in over a year. What changed?

>> No.15058070

>>15058051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwxxu2MqtPM
I hope this exact scenario happens to him.

>> No.15058078

>>15058064
Furrys, emg trash and a handful of shit to meh wrightfags came along

>> No.15058080

>>15058064
New writers, monstergirls, and artists.

>> No.15058088

http://imgur.com/DBq7b0g

Another commission done. Thanks Luth!

>> No.15058089

>>15058015
Disgusting.

>> No.15058093

>>15058078
The EMG trash came not long after the EMG anime aired, which brought the Poltfags with them.
The newer writefags aren't that bad though.

>> No.15058097

>>15058088
Splendid!

>> No.15058099

>>15058078
lets not forget the added cutesy crap of head pats and endless shit regarding kikimora

>> No.15058102

>>15058088
Luth? But he's dead.

>> No.15058103

>>15058088
I really like that detail on her outfit.

>> No.15058106

>>15058088
I want to hug her so bad.
I love that pic.

>> No.15058115

>>15058088
Noice.

>> No.15058119

>>15058088
Are there any pieces by Luth that showcase how well he can draw a juicy bottom?

>> No.15058130

>>15058099
Kikispam has died down somewhat
come to think about it, the only major constant shit flinging is when the dom thing is brought up

>> No.15058136

>>15058088
>Luth is alive and still doing good quality content
Well at least something good came out of the thread today.

>> No.15058139

>>15058099
This. It's fine in moderation, but not all the time. The kikimora stuff is alright but the headpat stuff is obnoxious and stupid.

>> No.15058171

>>15058139
It'll never stop though.

>> No.15058185

>>15058171
I know. It wouldn't be so bad but the way the term is used makes it feel so shitposty. It never fails, you post a picture or discuss a girl and there's always this one faggot who scampers in to post "I'd give her headpats!"
Patting someone on the head is what you do with a child, not a romantic partner.

>> No.15058194

>>15058185
It's the second most powerful meme in this thread. No point complaining.

>> No.15058197

>>15058093
>The EMG trash came not long after the EMG anime aired

I've been here forever though anon, i even got my first daki before the anime was announced
https://my.mixtape.moe/nstscr.jpg

>> No.15058206

>>15058194
What's the most powerful meme?

>> No.15058207

>>15058194
We must sieze our destiny and act to claim these threads back from the vile clutches of al memes.

>> No.15058212

>>15058197
I'm referring to the people that rode in AFTER the anime aired, not who came before.

>> No.15058213

>>15058194
>It's the second most powerful meme in this thread.
Which is a massive shame. Not that the other memes are an improvement,
>No point complaining.
Agreed. I won't change anyone's mind on this and if anything getting shitty about it would only encourage more people to do it out of spite. So I'll just leave it at that.

>> No.15058216

>>15058206
waifus

>> No.15058226

>>15058212
When people complain about an image of an EMG girl being posted, they normally just lash out at anyone who likes EMG in general. Remember the guy who always says monstergirl manga shouldn't be allowed in these threads?

>> No.15058228

>>15058099
There was cute stuff before, but it's become almost the main focus in the last year. My guess is people have left and a bunch of new guys have taken their place.

>> No.15058229

>>15058206
Alps.

>> No.15058232

>>15058206
The concept of memes itself.

>> No.15058236

>>15058206
hate

>> No.15058239

>>15058212
Ah, i guess that makes sense

I couldn't really go on the /a/ threads while it was airing

It was like the hight of the old thread's waifuwars but worse cause no one actually read the manga

it's still pretty bad over there

>> No.15058250

>>15058239
It's pretty bad over here too. This place is shitpost central and has a dedicated autist who stirs up as much shit as he can whenever he's about.

>> No.15058266

>>15058239
Last time I went on the EMG threads a few days ago, I saw they were posting rather well edited pictures of the girls with facial hair to derail shitposting. It was quite funny to look at,

>> No.15058267

>>15058250
>This place is shitpost central
That's a bit of hyperbole desu.

>> No.15058285

>>15057690
>>15057811
That's right, we're going to fight back with all we have available until they stop.

The reason they're rapey in the first place is because they need to reproduce and The Order remembers an age when they WERE town-destroying, people-crunching mofos, so they're not DTF.

As soon as DL figures out that fighting a modern army and trying to take sex slaves isn't working, that's when negotiations start, and you know who guards diplomats who go to such tense negotiations? SOF, that's who.

Every one of those sex-crazed mamano in the DL's entourage is going to be staring at these steely-eyed men with with such lust that the room is going to smell like fish 2 minutes into negotiations, and if my time with DSS is any indication, at least one of the security detail is getting laid within the next 6 hours.

At that point DL is going to consider what's in her kind's best interest, keep trying to take men by force and risk losing everything, or let things develop naturally.

It's not like I've been prepping my team for 2017, that would be ridiculous

>> No.15058304

>>15058285
SOF? DSS?
Less militaryisms, please.

>> No.15058308

>>15058250
Nah, it's not bad here

who cares about a bit of shit stiring now and then. you can just ignore the guy.

But here we have people willing to talk about stuff, and stuff to actually talk about.

fun green texting, fun ideas, and a lot of new art thanks to waifufags and other anons I need to spend less on merch and dakis and start getting pictures of Miia i want the general attitude is just better, i don't feel stressed when i browse /mgt/

Like, we're 2 months or so behind on mon musu going on a third (again)
There's nothing to talk about, and the threads are just waifu war shit.
not to mention the futa and monsterboy fags

>> No.15058309

>>15058285
There's a bit too much missing for us to know how things would go one way or another.
I'm pretty sure monsters have shit to fuck us over with, with our lack of magic, as I'm pretty sure the government has some nasty horror doomsday weapons waiting behind closed doors to use.
But then... if negotiations start, I vote we throw the tumblr people and sjws and all the retarded crap at them so they can be corrupted and turned into something actually useful.

>> No.15058321

I just want to kick back, laugh, and eat a burg with a hellhound delinquent after school.

Then I want her to laugh and awkwardly try to wipe some burg sauce off my cheek with her big, sharp claw!

>> No.15058325

>>15058309
>The SJW boogeymans are at it again

You know at this point considering how so many people get incredibly triggered and upset over the mere mention of their name, I'm starting the think it's the anons who are thin skinned.

>> No.15058328

>>15058304
>SOF
Special Operations Forces
Rangers, SEALs, "Delta Force", Intel Support Activity, etc.

>DSS
Diplomatic Security Service
contractors hired by the Department of Defense for the express purpose of guarding embassies and diplomats around the world.

>> No.15058330

>>15058325
You seem pretty upset over a passing joke.

>> No.15058331

>>15058304
Slutty Oral Fixation and Dong Sucking Sluts.

>> No.15058333

>>15058325
But the tumble feminists would hate monstergirls.

>> No.15058335

>>15058325
Shut up, Germany. At any rate, it's not the dying sjw culture that will be an issue, it's islam. And all we have to do is slip all their sexually repressed women ushi oni blood. Lets see them terrorize with broken pelvises.

>> No.15058337

>>15058328
Ah, thanks.

>> No.15058338

>>15058330
I'm upset over the fact I can't find a damn figma store where I Iive.

>> No.15058341

>>15058078
>>15058080
I see. Well, here's a de-tumblrized Selkie one of you guys asked for back in July

https://i.imgur.com/hoO4IfY.jpg

>> No.15058343

>>15058335
Oh lord the crusader fags are back. Look upon the indifference the public has to your god and despair.

>> No.15058349

>>15058333
>be able to change your form to a new one that suits you
>have no worries about changing your gender with alps
>turn into forms that are objectively better than the average man
>somehow not desirable

sure son sure

>> No.15058357

>>15058343
>You have to be christian to dislike cancerous ideologies
At least Christianity gave us literal semen demens. Name one good islamic monstergirl.

>> No.15058360

>>15058357
Witches, I guess. Just ask Muhammad.

>> No.15058361

>>15058349
But they'll crave the dick! It's Patriarchy!

>> No.15058368

>>15058343
He's not wrong, though. It's a pretty poor situation over there.

Best not to get too hung up on this topic though. The mod gets triggered by even a passing remark about politics or world events.

>> No.15058369

>>15058360
>Witches
Not islamic in origin. Next.

>> No.15058372

>>15058357
>The ababil were a race of birds, mentioned in the Quran, that protected Mecca from the Yemen army by dropping red clay bricks on the Yemen elephants as they approached.[1] This was, according to the Quran, done so in 571, the year that the Muslim prophet Muhammed was born.[1]
>Harpy
>Al Rakim was the dog that guarded the legendary Seven Sleepers and that stood by them all through their long sleep.
>Dog gril who protects the sleepy dormouse
>Jinn
>As is literal genie, like Shantae

>> No.15058373

>>15058349
Alping only works one way, and it doesn't matter if they're objectively better then men, since they hate men, and their life would revolve around them if they turned

>> No.15058374

>>15058349
But monstergirls all love men so any manhater that turns would be better for it. Not to mention that women wouldn't be able to manipulate men with their dastardly feminine ways with monstergirls around.

>> No.15058375

>>15058361
But it's healthy sex drive combined with literal aptitude in every field of their choosing.

>> No.15058380

>>15058374
>women are completely helpless
>women are complete masterminds
>women have no control
>women control men with their vagina magic

Which is it anon?

>> No.15058385

>>15058372
>>Jinn
Arabic, not islamic. And birds aren't really monsters. Nor is a dog.

>>15058375
But Patriarchy!

>> No.15058389

>>15058380
Both.

>> No.15058390

>>15058373
>hates women
>think it's the same the other way around

nice projections desu~

seriouly though hoping this chain gets nuked, the thread's having cancer sores.

>> No.15058392

>>15058385
Nor is most of these creatures but they became monst girls regardless.

>> No.15058396

>>15058390
what?
I don't think women hate men, i think extreme feminists do, it's not that big of a stretch seeing how they act and talk about how much they hate me

>> No.15058399

>>15058389
So in short, all blame on chicks, don't look blame at self.

>> No.15058402

>>15058399
That's not what I'm saying, silly.

>> No.15058407

>>15058402
That is literally what you're saying silly

>> No.15058408

>>15058392
A rare few like grizzly and giant ant are just animals and not monsters. "most" is a lie and you know it.

>> No.15058410

>>15058407
I'm saying that the women who can only get on the internet about hurt feelings would be outmatched by monstergirls because less people would be willing to put up with them.

>> No.15058418

>>15058408
>Kikimora is literally legendary creature It is a common belief that mora enters the room through the keyhole, sits on the chest of the sleepers and tries to strangle them (hence moriti, "to torture", "to bother", "to strangle"). To repel moras, children are advised to look at the window or to turn the pillow and make a sign of cross on it (prekrstiti jastuk); in the early 19th century, Vuk Karadžić mentions that people would repel moras by leaving a broom upside down behind the door, or putting their belt on top of their sheets, or saying an elaborate prayer poem before they go to sleep.

Every other monster outside of the greek ones didn't even have an upper body of a woman.

>> No.15058421

>>15058418
Still monsters though, not just straight up animals. what you posted was literally just a dog and a species of bird. What's mythical or monstrous about that?

>> No.15058423

>>15058410
You're seriously saying that monstergirls would be the new hotness and would be accepted by the general public? Are you sure you know that this is a fetish thread right?

>> No.15058424

Has anyone said Houri are islamic yet?

>> No.15058426

>>15058421
Literal guardians and races, like say the hellhound.

>> No.15058434

>>15058423
Would your average man rather date a blue haired landwhale or a cute catgirl?

>> No.15058438

>>15058424
Houri are shit senpai.

>>15058426
>Defensive animals.
Wow. Call me when the islamic dog has superstrength/speed invisibility or death duties.

>> No.15058445

>>15058424
Now you have. There settled about inserting our politics in the monster girl porn thread, may we now all proceed to shitposting about ways to insert metal gear with Cursed Swords?

>every time she tries to act serious someone keeps playing MGR
>"you will all taste the pleasure of my blade, prepare yourselves lowly hu-"
>HERE I STAND BENEATH THE SOOTHING RAIND
>THE DROPLETS FALL AND DIMMY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN
>WASH AWAY ALL THE STAINS OF TIME
>THE MEMORIES IS ONLY DRY INSIIIIIIDE
>no one can help but laugh even when she's carving up a storm

>> No.15058449

>>15058445
>may we now all proceed to shitposting about mgs
No.

>> No.15058451

>>15058341
This guy can draw fine bodies, but his noses aren't a strongpoint.

>> No.15058456

>>15058438
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Sea_Apes
>zombie monkey sea grils

That weird enough for you?

>> No.15058457

>>15058438
>is shown proof counter to his point
>"nah it's shit senpai"

At least try to look like you're not a moron.

>> No.15058459

>>15058434
Probably the former if we're being realistic. Normalfags are literally retarded.

>> No.15058460

>>15058449
Fine then you jerk, let's not shitpost about monstergirls.

>> No.15058464

>>15058459
>the socially retarded calling the functional members of society actually retarded

pot_meet_kettle.webm

>> No.15058479

>>15058457
I said name one GOOD islamic monstergirl. Fag. Not, that there were nont. Blasphemous Kakuens get a pass though >>15058456.

>> No.15058480

>>15058457
>trying to not look like a moron
>on 4chan

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