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Big busty spiders.

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>> No.15107306

Salamanders are awesome!

>> No.15107307

How does your Monster Girl waifu react to Chyna and Prince both dying.

>> No.15107308

Monsters are olev.

>> No.15107309

>Come back in a year
>They're 7 years old
Anon what the fuck

>> No.15107310

Now it isn't.

>> No.15107311

Immersion status: 「SHATTERED」

>> No.15107312


>> No.15107318

You know, I almost thought she had no mouth

>> No.15107319

Gonna go bigger.
Have to go bigger.

>> No.15107320

Dog years, obviously.
I know monster math is silly and pants on head retarded.

>> No.15107321

Hyperbolic time chamber.

>> No.15107323

Sadness. Crippling depression
Trying not to cry
Crying a lot

>> No.15107324

Prince was an asshole who made garbage music, being dead doesn't earn him a free pity pass

>> No.15107333

>Literal who's dying
Nothing I guess

>> No.15107337

people still liked him

>> No.15107341

I wish my memories of Chyna's sex tape would die too.

>> No.15107343
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Would you masturbate in Succubutt-sensei's class?

>> No.15107345

Chyna was a wrestler from the "when wwe was good" days and prince was a kinda meh musician.

>> No.15107349

No. I would fucking pay attention to class.

>> No.15107351

Too busy doing minotaur sensei against a wall in gym class.

>> No.15107354

No. I'm at school

>> No.15107356

I'd rather have one on one masturbation instructions from Hakutaku-sensei.

>> No.15107357

People still like Jimmy savile, think about that for a second

>> No.15107364

Only if its on her

>> No.15107369
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If I were king I'd mandate that all hellhounds be required to keep their long, wild, messy hair in loose,big, and poofy pony-tails that bounce around as they walk

>> No.15107370

If I were king there wouln't be hellhounds

>> No.15107371

Where's her thick spade tail for me to nibble on?

>> No.15107373

If I was King all Hellhounds would have to learn to cuddle gently and lick people affectionately!

>> No.15107374

You monster

>> No.15107376
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>> No.15107377

Inside her butt, obviously.

>> No.15107381

I'd do it in a way that I could jerk it in full view, and no one would realize it.

>> No.15107383

Why do you think she's smiling?

>> No.15107390

But why?

>> No.15107391

I like big sneks and I can not lie
You other anons can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a huge tail in your face
You get sprung!

>> No.15107394

If I were king I'd actually just have things run like normal but I sure as heck would make sure that I have two or three wives that are of the plump body type.

>> No.15107395

considering the fact that some people here want to fuck adolescent girls, I can believe that

>> No.15107398
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I'm pretty fond of hoppers.

>> No.15107401

If I were a king my Dragon waifu would kidnap me.

>> No.15107402

What about other girls with big tails?

>> No.15107403

This isn't possible. That's exactly what I would do to a T
Who are you, imposter?

>> No.15107408

They're pretty great.

>> No.15107409

If I were king you lot would be building me superweapons 24/7 to dominate other nations

>> No.15107412

I'll have you know that I am the king around here, unless you know some one else that wants a holst, vampire, and dullahan as their wives.

>> No.15107413

She has to use something to masturbate in class and a dildo would make too much noise.

>> No.15107415

They are alright too, but fat snake tails are my favorite.

I can't stop thinking about an anaconda girl since it was mentioned.

>> No.15107419

>1/3 of what I would've chose

>> No.15107424

This is what it sounds like when dove harpies cry :<

>> No.15107426

>no plump Kejourou bottom to ravage

>> No.15107427

I believe your kingdom is in another land.
As a fellow ruler, it would only be proper for me to allow you time to rest here before you go.

>> No.15107433

Perhaps it's just stress, yeah? Being a king isn't easy
I thank you for your hospitality. I do not mean to intrude

>> No.15107442

Do not worry.
Rest and be merry before you are off tomorrow to your home.
I shall make sure none of the maids get ideas.

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It makes me sad too

>> No.15107458

>no raptor girl to legworship

>> No.15107463

Top cute. 100% waifu material.

Would interlock fingers with while creampie'ing and then get hairhugged all night.

>> No.15107464

>You'll never call her cleaver

>> No.15107469

I want a fox girl to trick me into roughly violating her!

>> No.15107472

what type of raptor?

>> No.15107482

Good taste.

>> No.15107491

Lich Paizuri, Witch lewd and a Pixie penis hug all in 3 days. This guy's dedicated.

>> No.15107501

Sometimes, when all you've got is a pack of pencil crayons and pens, you just have to go all in

>> No.15107502

You got the loli compsognathus girls
You have the short stack velociraptor girls
you got the normal deinonychus girls
and lastly you have the ara ara utahraptor girls
take your pick?

>> No.15107507

I'm not.


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Nice one.

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But they're in third place next to Wights and Liches for top Undead girls.

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Colored pencils can be pretty strong.

>> No.15107525

Only if Alp-chan is sitting in front of me.

>> No.15107528

Never meant it in a bad way
Meant it in a jealous way because I can't draw for shit

>> No.15107532

Hoppers, Zombies, and Ghouls
All get the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grRPtmMALxU route

>> No.15107535

Or you can also have a pick at the nerdy troodon girls if you like up to you?

>> No.15107541


And you'd be leglocked too. Can't forget that

>> No.15107547

Meant it as a neutral comment.
But yeah I understand completely.

>> No.15107564
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Traditional mediums are rad.

>> No.15107590

They carry a rather peculiar charm.

>> No.15107600

If done right, I prefer them over digital

>> No.15107608

x is best girl

>> No.15107612

No, y is

>> No.15107614

She prefers to be called Nibiru you insensitive jerk.

>> No.15107618

Those are some very weird ways of spelling w.

>> No.15107623

Yeah. people don’t know how to spell O these days.

>> No.15107627

Numbers man here.

You letters can all rot in hell.

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Are you faggots ready for 100% pure grade A waifu?

>> No.15107633

She doesn't even prepare lunch first.

>> No.15107635

A best

>> No.15107636

I'm going to do the same thing, but i'm going to use her spinning tailintead of the fan.

>> No.15107638

Tail instead*
Sorry, got some mofu on my brain.

>> No.15107639

And what sable victims do you bring forth, oh Stygian king?

>> No.15107640

>liking number
>not symbols
Whatever you say pleb. ⊆ is the best

>> No.15107641

This is your brain on mofu. Don't huff the fluff.

This PSA brought to you by the Scale Council.

>> No.15107645

Ah yes, the corpse puppets of those Shijexian and other fell magicians. Do you truly love a weapon for what it is, or of what it once was?

>> No.15107646
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Third part when?

>> No.15107647

Moth a shit.

>> No.15107650

Do I need a tungsten pestle and mortar to crush dragon scales into a fine powder before mixing them with copper oxide to smoke them?

>> No.15107651
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That's not true.


>> No.15107653

Damn straight I would.

>> No.15107655

See there!
A mystic being breathing into a modern convenience? What witchcraft and deceit does she pour out from her bloodstained and ensemened maw? Is this simply a trap for sentimental fools to walk into, or are we seeing the intimate point of weakness for such a demonic vixen?

>> No.15107659

I shall revise my ranking to A.
A cute.

>> No.15107667

A a cute.

>> No.15107674

Moths, moths, moths.
Such strange creatures. Compared to the butterfly, considered ugly and maybe terrifying; though they have the same diet. Both creatures do drink blood if given the chance, although they generally prefer nectar.
Maybe if it was not for that pelt and tendency to leap into flames, would moths be considered more highly.
Alas, they are lacking in grace and slim debonair. Moths will always be considered those fur wrapped strangers in the night.

>> No.15107685

Don't it, Anon.
I got addicted to reptilian scales and now I can't stop sniffing my Dragon, I also get a little shaky and cold when I'm too far away from her.

>> No.15107690

>Trusting moths

>> No.15107692 [SPOILER] 
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I really like this Manticore!

>> No.15107695

Nonsense. Documented research has proven that ground scales are harmless and in fact beneficial to anyone's experience.

This message brought to you by the Scale Council.

>> No.15107698

In what sort of way?
As a guardian? A terrifying attraction? A promise of terror? Or perhaps, like a wonderful haunch of meat?

>> No.15107701

That's just the mana withdrawal.

>> No.15107704

All of the above.

>> No.15107705

Moth a cute.

>> No.15107709

Stupid shotas and their shit taste.

>> No.15107710

This is the only sane man

>> No.15107711

Please do not beat the meat

>> No.15107713

Fuck off nigga, you're the one with shit taste.

>> No.15107715

Yep, nothing like watching a Manticore unsure of herself as the milker starts sucking at her bound form. Once the mana in her body makes her start producing, it's best to reward her with a nice tail stuffing. It makes the milk richer and draws out more of the Manticore's slightly spicy flavor. You can't keep keep that stuff on shelves.

>> No.15107721

I don't.

>> No.15107723

Do not. While like many other species where they are immune to their own venom, they are not necessarily immune.

>> No.15107724
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Embarrass the dangerous monster!

>> No.15107728

>nay thou
Back to preschool with you, boy.

>> No.15107730

I'm not referring to stuffing her tail with her own venom, anon.

>> No.15107731

You like a manticore that is not a manticore?

>> No.15107732
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I want to huff spicy hellhound pheromones

>> No.15107739

>"AWOOOO- Kyaa!~ Anon!~"

>> No.15107747

>Hellhound goes in heat
>Her pheromones are out of control
>Being anywhere close to her gives you a painfully hard boner
>The smell is also very addicting
>You spend the entire mating season having sex while huffing her mane and armpits

>> No.15107750

Do you really wish to?
The smell of the freezing tears of Cocytus, where she bathes to cool? Or the stench of brimstone and the burning flesh of sinners? Or of the bestial blood matted into the hair, that of black essence of the Sun Eaters or the long decayed ichor of those divinities trapped within the dark pits?
Do you really wish to smell such a bouquet of suffering and violence?

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>> No.15107757

>Manticore acting shy and meek
TFT please go. They're the types to grin from ear to ear and taunt you even when tied up.

>> No.15107764

>not liking shy manticore

>> No.15107765

They can be whatever you want them to be, that's the whole point of MGE.

>> No.15107766

Sat on the wrong side of the shortbus today, son? Too bad.

>> No.15107774

I like to think she's lost a bet and then beats you after being tied up.

>> No.15107775

it just kinda smells like cinnamon, pepper, and burnt wood TBQH.

>> No.15107776

And what of her wars against those minions of the other Infernal Lords and even the dead? Would the Hellhound you are with revel in such deeds against them and long to tell you of her triumphs, or would she simply wish to shed her boiling tears with you in an embrace of sorrow?

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>you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.15107779

He's right though, it's shit

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Something along the lines of

"Once I escape, puny Human, I will make you experience a lifetime of pleasure in a single minute."

>> No.15107783

In your terrible opinion.

>> No.15107785

Sure dude.

>> No.15107786

I disagree. Consider her work environment.
Unlike the perfumed chambers of Ashmedai where his demon consorts roam, the Hellhound is a beast of war and savagery. Now, it does not necessarily mean she does not cleanse or bathe, but such smells would never truly leave.

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you guys ever miss crayonfag?

>> No.15107790

Manticore means Man-Eater!

>> No.15107792

The Hellhound issue still persists to this day, so that statement is pretty much moot.

>> No.15107793


>> No.15107795

>likes shy manticores
>calls other people's opinions terrible
Moeblob lovers not even once

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>> No.15107798

>Not tricking her into a situation where she can't escape from the ropes, and her tail spines are muffled by something they can't shoot through

>Not smiling reassuringly as you attach the milking cups while she promises terrible revenge

>Not downing a raging mushroom and stuffing her tail so full of cum it almost looks like it could pop once she finally starts leaking milk

Do you even creepy farmer, Anon?

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>> No.15107803

She's a sexual predator!

No man is safe, you're only hope is to not be the slowest Human in the herd!

>> No.15107804

>He gets this salty over people enjoying monster girls in a different way.

>> No.15107805

Little Holsts should never cry!

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Then you better give them what they need.

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Like taking ice cream from a Holst calf.

>> No.15107812

They can be whatever you want within reason. They're sadists that belong to a lewd race that have semen as part of their diet, you think that kind of girl's going to be shy about anything that involves a dick going inside her?

>> No.15107814

That's more because of autists throwing a fit over people that try to enjoy Hellhounds in a different way, just like just like idiots getting mad about a Kiki dom.

>> No.15107816

I ain't giving headpats to anyone that hasn't earned it.

>> No.15107818

I'm gonna give her what she needs and more. That little Holst is going to be the happiest Holst on the planet!

>> No.15107819

>getting mad about a Kiki dom.
That rarely happens though.

>> No.15107824

Anon no its a trap! That icecream is made with supper concentrated Holstaur cream that makes you irresistible to Holstaurs everywhere and gives you an erection.
And what does one need to do to earn headpats?
Good man.

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you guys finish that Hellhound proof/never melt ice cream yet?

>> No.15107826

>within reason

Pick one.

>> No.15107829

>Being a complete liar.

>> No.15107833

Why should I give a shit about some rules a faggot like you demands that I follow?

>> No.15107837

She's pretty thick for a calf.

>> No.15107838

Not this shit again

>> No.15107839

Why would I?

>> No.15107840 [SPOILER] 
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I really like this Manticore too!

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I already have a trio of Kakuen daughters to keep an eye on, I'm too busy to solve the Hellhound ice cream crisis.

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Ah yes, all the qualities of an appealing woman.

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>> No.15107846

Those are some cute monkeys.

>> No.15107852

Yes, well, whenever I ask them who took cookies from the cookie jar before dinner, they pull they whole "We didn't see no evil, hear no evil or speak no evil." routine.

That's when I know it was really their mother.

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Oh anon, you card, thinking you could run away from the love.

Welcome to Dark Hoes 3

>> No.15107866

fuck you nameless monstergirl

>> No.15107867

That spider is gonna get the bopping of a lifetime unless she releases me immediately.

>> No.15107869

>"Haa... Haa... I've finally caught you! We're going to have so much fun together! Just you and me.~"

>> No.15107873

Well played

>> No.15107876

She may think she caught me, but in reality I was the one that caught her!

>> No.15107882

Well I guess I better kill myself. At least it's better than being caught by an Ushi-Oni

>> No.15107892

Don't be mean to Ushis, deep down they are just lonely girls (probably).

>> No.15107899

>Anon jumps off a cliff
>Decides to ember up this time
>Anon has been invaded by Lilim69

How will you ever retrieve your souls now?!

>> No.15107904

No they aren't. Ushis are awful sluts.

>> No.15107910
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What's this "run away" thing you speak of?

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>> No.15107918

I have an intense desire to be raped by a gang of small Ushis.

>> No.15107920

No, I am completely correct. Not to mention they're creepy spiders.

>> No.15107921

>Bringing up TFT
Why even both when RS is literally the only guy who can be associated with that shithole now who actually does Manticores right and isn't a shit writer?

>> No.15107922

>Man, it sure is difficult to move with all these spiders on me.

>> No.15107927

How does it feel to be so much wrong?

>> No.15107931
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Be on the look out for the infamous Grape Ape.

>> No.15107932

By asking nicely. I'd also take a Lilim over an Ushi-Oni any day.

>> No.15107934

I wouldn't know.

>> No.15107936

Both are good

>> No.15107937

Gonna rape that Ape.

>> No.15107943

Gonna vape that Ape.

>> No.15107948

go green

>> No.15107963


Nice going idiot.

At least you don't have to worry about collecting those lost souls.

>> No.15107974

>Monster girl waifu develops a fetish for licking her mate (IE You)
How does this affect your relationship?

>> No.15107981

She's a Hellhound, I'd be very surprised if licking wasn't something she did anyway so I'm perfectly okay with it.

>> No.15107983

Weirding me out. Look my aunt's dogs when they go to bed will whine unless they're sleeping with me. And when they do, they end up licking my biceps. Only my biceps. So if my mg waifu did that, it'd get uncomfortable quick.

>> No.15107989

As log as she keeps it in the bedroom.

>> No.15107992

It begs the question, does one bathe more or less?

Does this count as bathing now? What if she doesn't like salt, what if she really likes salt? Can she pick up on the soap? That's bad isn't it? No one likes tasting soap.

This is a conundrum

>> No.15107996

Like sensual liking or like a dog?
If it’s the former, I can live with it. As long as it’s just in the bedroom I would never complain about it.
If it’s the latter. I can let her do it on occasion. Meaby.

>> No.15107999

Moan a lot, especially if she is licking my belly.

>> No.15108004

She's a kobold, she dose that anyway.

It's cute!

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Kinky post-sparring session stuff? I can dig it.

>> No.15108017

Is an Akaname behind this post?

To answer the question, I'd let her smother me in her tentacles, adding her tongue in the mix won't make much of a difference in the slimy heaven I'd be in

>> No.15108019

Guess I'll have to try and "backstab" this invader then. Lilim are olev

>> No.15108027

He made me my 7th daki a few weeks ago


>> No.15108030

That's one of my fetishes so I'd say it pans out pretty well

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>> No.15108046

I'll waifu the first monstergirl who can make me laugh.

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>> No.15108055

I'll play three fucking piano notes and make her cry like a bitch.

>> No.15108060

That guy loves his girls with huge claws and shoving their tits in people's faces. I wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.15108061

She sure doesn't know how to do trick with tomatoes.

>> No.15108063

summon 2 allies and slav squat together

>> No.15108070

Still not laughing, lady.

>> No.15108073

Give her some time, a dark room and to be alone with you

>> No.15108084

There better be no fucking knock knock jokes in this.

>> No.15108087


>> No.15108090

Fuck you for that I'm a big enough faggot to know that exact reference in the book

>> No.15108091


>> No.15108100

Head pats will be engaged

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>> No.15108113

It's those little round ears.
I'd love playing with them

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Chimera's would be perfect without the retarded flesh pauldrons.

>> No.15108124

Good taste

>> No.15108128
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>> No.15108132

I don't think that's crayonfag, man.

>> No.15108134

I'd milk a dairy Nightmare.

>> No.15108139

Too true.
They need to be shrunk

>> No.15108148

I'd be fine with them having three heads tbqh famiglia.

>> No.15108170
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>> No.15108177

Wouldn't trust these jews with my food.

>> No.15108178

Even the onis think they're crazy.

>> No.15108179

I think that if the pauldrons had things such as having the horns not poke into their necks.
want to be all up in that

>> No.15108181

They need to settle down. Even the oni in the back are annoyed by how rowdy the tanukis are.

>> No.15108182

So many meatbuns to fondle.

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>> No.15108194

I bet it's one of those places where there are escort boys

>> No.15108210

You got a problem with my memes faggot?

>> No.15108214

If it was, they would have been kicked out for harassing the escorts

>> No.15108218

>The richest girls in the place being kicked out
>Also implying the owner of the place isn't a tanuki as well

>> No.15108222

The boys have to feel safe in order to work well

>> No.15108237

Well that's true.

>> No.15108243
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Should be better and started working on the hinezumi too

>> No.15108246

I liked the original better but it looks good nonetheless

>> No.15108248


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An excellent addition Barb.

>> No.15108251

>You will never introduce a haughty, rich monster girl to food like corn dogs.

>> No.15108259

Of course!
How else would they eat stretchy anime meat?

>> No.15108271

I hate frostbite though.

>> No.15108273

Stretchy anime meat must be tasty as fuck.
I wonder how Wendigos would enjoy chicken wings and steaks though.

>> No.15108274
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Wendigos are one of the most frequent patients of MGC dentist

>> No.15108279

Wendigos are very cute! You can't prove me wrong!

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>> No.15108291

Actually we can, the awawa thing is just propaganda, real Wendigos are conspiring to monopolize our headpats away from Kikis, Catgirls and loli Kitsunes.

Around Wendigos watch your headpats.

>> No.15108296

They are fallen beings, constantly in agony from their corrupted hunger. They lack the nobility of the vampire, and do not have the perverse feral mind of a ghoul. They are constantly aware of their torment due to having a human-like mind.
Pity them.

>> No.15108300

Wendigos are actually cold blooded killers who manipulate their victims' psyche with awawaing. They attack the moment you pat their heads.

>> No.15108301
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Most can get as tall as 7 feet! They can even plow through snow banks with little effort.

>> No.15108303

>Those teeth

>> No.15108305
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>They want to take away precious head pats from needy loli kitsune
They must be stopped at any cost!

>> No.15108310

That's nothing but lies, a Wendigos awawa are completely genuine.

I'll pity them with delicious meals and hugs!

You have no proof of this anon, Wendigos are cute girls that just want to help travelers.

That just means there is more of her to hug!

>> No.15108311
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Don't move!

>> No.15108314

That's a lot of tails for such a little girl.

>> No.15108322

Yes, I do have evidence to support my claim, fellow uninformed citizens.

>> No.15108323

That's no little girl anon.

>> No.15108328

You have no such thing, all you have is hatred in your heart for an innocent girl like the Wendigo.

>> No.15108330

But look at her! She's so short and flat! Who taught her to act so lewdly?

>> No.15108333

Steaks would be heavenly but chicken wings may cause panicked 'awawa's is they're too hot.

Poor awawa's, they must need braces

>> No.15108334

Fox girls are naturally lewd anon, didn't you know?

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>> No.15108340
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A Kikimora? I guess some of her instincts are coming up then. Aslong as she doesnt try to replace her headpats with licking sessions. Because she's getting both.

>> No.15108341

>all you have is hatred in your heart
Bullshit! You're LYING!

What was the last time you saw a wendigo with her husband? Never, because they disappear with their victims after reeling them in! That's why you only see them alone, wandering across the empty snowy mountains pretending to be innocent little girls, when in reality, they're trying to lure in more targets!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

>> No.15108343

>Poor awawa's, they must need braces
I want to see an unlikely friendship form between a little Nerdhound and the shy Wendigo with braces in her class!

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Wendigos might be able to handle spicy stuff.

>> No.15108357

A true friendship that ends in a threesome with the guy they like.

Poor thing is cooking in her cloak

>> No.15108367

But anon, that's a complete lie. I think you're just making this stuff up to have an excuse to hate on cute little Wendigos.

>> No.15108376

I'm gonna hug that fox!

>> No.15108382

Legends say that the Wendigo was hotter from embarrassment than her own cooked meat.

>> No.15108388

You can't trust these monsters, man. I'm telling you!

>> No.15108400

Yes anon, you can. If you really don't want to take that risk just ask them to leave you alone and they'll listen.

>> No.15108402


Seems the artist made a bunch of OCs.

>> No.15108411

>Ruining Kikimora's design
That's shit, the rest are decent though.

>> No.15108414

>just ask them to leave you alone and they'll listen
They better.

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>> No.15108419
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As you walk around the corner you suddenly come eye to eyes with three wendigo's awawa-ing over a large piece of meat!
Now they've all started looking at you, expecting you to solve their problem! What do you do?

>> No.15108427

Take the meat and run as fast as i can, the first one to catch me will have it.

>> No.15108428

Cook it.
Cut it into three

>> No.15108429

Eat all of the meat myself.

>> No.15108432

The artist's a 4chan drawfag, much like Mono, Hyphen, Barb and all the other artists that also have tumblrs. Stop being autistic anon.

>> No.15108433

Do Wendigos still awawa even when they are trying to menacingly growl?

>> No.15108435

Cook it
Split it into three evenly

>> No.15108436

Thats an interesting take on Kikimora's. Though I prefer them with scaly legs.

The medium it is posted on is irrelevant if the art is good.

>> No.15108439

A lot of good 4chan-based artists have galleries on tumblr.

>> No.15108446

>ruining kikimora's design
Kikimoras look like regular maids with bird legs. I don't see how he ruined that.

>> No.15108447

They can do angry awawas.

>> No.15108448

His daughter seems like a nice women

>> No.15108449

Get two more and cook all three of them for the Wendigos.

>> No.15108450

How does that even sound? i thought awawas was literally the sound of a girl being embarrassed.

>> No.15108452

They perform an angry awawa, it however sounds just as adorable to anyone but another Wendigo.

>> No.15108455
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Minichuffs are good daughterus that cause no trouble for anybody.

>> No.15108461

>TFW you'll never a chuuni Chimera to this song

>> No.15108462


>> No.15108464

Yes, and that is absolutely unacceptable.

Only I can do that.

>> No.15108468

Only because the kobold daughterus bully werekittens!

>> No.15108470

And Jinko kittens only bully because they get bullied by Werewolves!

>> No.15108476

Well, the werewolves only bully the jinko kittens because they're in sixth grade and bigger!
And they aren't getting enough exercise.

>> No.15108480

Tiger girls are cute no matter the size!

>> No.15108489
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Neither of you get very far! As soon as you grab the meat and try to make a run for it you are instantly being chased by the three wendigo's. As the awawa-ing gets louder you are quickly caught up to and tackled by the suprisingly strong little wendigo's.

Now it looks like they are awawa-ing over what to do with you, or rather who gets to take you home!
At least they no longer have any problems around sharing that meat.

You carefully move the meat to a conveniently placed barbeque and cook it, splitting it in three afterwards. After giving each Wendigo an equal piece they happily start tearing the meat into pieces, its almost kind of scary how they crunch through the bone.
You then give the Wendigo's a headpat for good measures, wave them goodbye and head home.

Oddly winter seems to last much longer this year around your town and you seem to find large pieces of meat of a mysterious origin on your front porch at multiple occasions. It tastes delicious when cooked however, but you can't shake the feeling of being watched. Perhaps you'll visit the woods this evening to check if there's anything there.

You too convince the Wendigo's of your good intentions, but instead of just making friends, you earn yourself three curious new housemates in the form of three Wendigo's as you grabs your largest pieces of meat from your freezer!

Now you have three Wendigo's who refuse to leave. At least they somehow keep your freezer filled with mystery meat at all times.

>> No.15108499

>Now you have three Wendigo's who refuse to leave.
That's fine, as long as they help around the house and help with their share of the rent I'm fine with keeping them around.

>> No.15108500

>[X] Sneak out while they're still awawaing amongst themselves
Can't outrun what you can't find.

>> No.15108507

>Oddly winter seems to last much longer this year around your town and you seem to find large pieces of meat of a mysterious origin on your front porch at multiple occasions. It tastes delicious when cooked however, but you can't shake the feeling of being watched.
>Perhaps you'll visit the woods this evening to check if there's anything there.
I've seen enough horror movies to know where this is going
But I like walking through the woods so

>> No.15108514

Cumflate the minichuff

>> No.15108522


>> No.15108525
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I want my over-protective Hellhound onee-san to stop scaring off potential girlfriends!

>> No.15108534
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Palmtop Tiger!

>> No.15108536

>Over-protective Hellhound Onee-san
All of my yes, are there stories about this?

>> No.15108537

Which one of you fags did this?


>> No.15108540

I want to walk in on my usually tough rebel Hellhound osananajimi sniffing my pillow and touching herself!

>> No.15108543

Not until somebody writes one.

>> No.15108552


>> No.15108557

Your big bad Hellhound sisters are why that Crow Tengu in your class politely refuses to help you with your homework.

She's afraid that they'll come after her, when in reality they'll probably just coerce her into helping you anyway when your sisters find out you need help in your course.

Poor nerd bird will be forced to help you with your history essay under the watchful eyes of your Hellhound thug sisters.

>> No.15108565

Is that even an MGE girl?
Also, those Spartan suits look like total clusterfucks.

>> No.15108570

>Overprotective hellhound sister is the reason why the crow tengu doesn't want to be around you
>She's also the reason why the kikimora classmate doesn't want anything to do with you either
>That jinko at the school gym? Forget it
>In fact, nobody wants to be around you, you're essentially death bait thanks to her
Gee enjoy your life anon

>> No.15108572

I thought they were the new Doom armour.

>> No.15108574

The two suits on the left are from the new DOOM

>> No.15108578
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>Not realizing that Hellhound was always the answer


>> No.15108581
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It all checks out.
Oh shit really? I thought they were the fugly suits from Halo 5 or some shit.

>> No.15108582
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>> No.15108583

Gonna make her feel good! Gonna make her feel good!

That's a tiny tiger

>> No.15108585

From what I can gather off the picture, what it's comparing is the suits on the left (DOOM) and the suits on the right (Halo 4 and beyond) are exactly the same
Ever since the DOOM beta began, the general consensus was "It's Halo but with more blood"

>> No.15108586

Hellhound a not for me.

>> No.15108588

That's lovely.

>> No.15108589

I'm not a Hellhound man, Anon. Hellhounds are not the answer.

>> No.15108592

It's kind of weird seeing movement and realizing the Succubutt is not blinking, imagine a Yandere that will literally stop blinking when she looks at you.

>> No.15108595
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What you need is some banchou Monster Girl to stand up to them.

>> No.15108597

>That jinko at the school gym? Forget it
I will not forget it. Besides, I think a jinko could take a hellhound in an even fight.

>> No.15108601

>Wake up in bed.
>Roll over and see this.


>> No.15108604

>Thugdere vs Overprotective delinquent Onee-san
Who would win?

>> No.15108611

Thugs are lazy, overprotective girls have a fiery, burning passion.

>> No.15108616

A monstergirl who has none of those stupid overrated animy traits

>> No.15108617

>tfw can't ever write again

>> No.15108619

>Wake up
>Roll over and see >>15108582
Well that explains why that dream felt so real

>> No.15108623

Why not?

The style is similar, you just have to zoom in to see that it's crayon since he did it in the full resolution i would need to print it He even added a ring

>> No.15108626

Succubutt pls go

>> No.15108627

Fuck off.

>> No.15108633

Why so angry?

>> No.15108634

This isn't fair, I was drunk, I didn't mean to sign that contract!

>> No.15108635

Then write again about a writer who can't write and is visited by a leanan sidhe.

>> No.15108644

I'm tired of whiny little bitches every single thread crying about how they can't write and making excuses all the fucking time. It's annoying.

>> No.15108646


>> No.15108647
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>Tfw you will never have a tomboy childhood friend hellhound and a bookworm study buddy Anubis fighting for your love!

>> No.15108655
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>And a quiet possibly stalker Lich who keeps trying to ask you to join her experiments

>> No.15108659

But I don't want to make any of them cry! How could I possibly choose any of them?

>> No.15108669
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"S-Senpai, are you sure we should be studying Necromancy? It's forbidden!"
>"Oh be quiet Anon, It's purely scientific to gain a better understanding, what's the worst that could happen?"

>> No.15108676

Why the fuck are we studying necromancy? I wanna be an engineer.

>> No.15108677

I find the thought of her giving me a morning handjob with that expression rather appealing.

>> No.15108680

I want that one shy Holst with double braids that will always try to make you notice her but runs away when she sees someone else approaches you.

>> No.15108681

Well...If she says it's Ok.

I better stick around in case anything goes wrong though

>> No.15108682

>Anubis salivating.gif

>> No.15108690

Poor Anon, he just wanted to help her, instead he'll end up becoming a Death Knight while she becomes a Lich.

>> No.15108693

>mfw she ends up summoning a spooky skeletal familiar
>Always manages to convince you to "feed" her after class behind the gym
>Start making subtle jokes about you two being married and her being your daughter
Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.15108706

I, uh... O-oh gee, just look at the time! Class is already over, gotta go home quickly before I get raped out of my study time. Bye!

>> No.15108716

>what's the worst that could happen
I'm out, if she fucks up and becomes a Lich it's not my fault.

>> No.15108721
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Does a Wendigos hammerspace coat contain a comfy cabin/tent pocket dimension for her and her husband to make love in?

>> No.15108723

I'm gonna bully a horde of zombie girls for being so slow and dumb!

>> No.15108728

No, I'm going to bully a horde of zombie girls for being so slow and dumb!

>> No.15108737

Why don't we pool our resources, think of all the zombies we can make pout!

>> No.15108738

I'm going to lend them my car so they can run you over.

>> No.15108740

What happens if she grabs your shoulder and offers to help you study?
And then maybe get some "extra studying" in later if you catch her drift.

>> No.15108743

When they wight out, they will remember what you did.

>> No.15108748

thats a girl who has that tumblr anon

>> No.15108752

>horde of wights who gangbully me and make me their boyslut as revenge
just as planned

>implying they can drive

>> No.15108761

>Writer who can't write who's visited by a Leanen Sidhe
Who the fuck likes fairies

>> No.15108765

I'm up for it.

Zombies are too dumb to drive.

A horde of Wights to bully and love? How wonderful!

>> No.15108768
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I like Fairies

>> No.15108769

Ah, but I live pretty far from our uni, I wouldn't want to make her walk all the way over there, it's be inconvenient, wouldn't it? B-Besides, our homes are different ways from each other... right?

>> No.15108770
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A comfy cabin in the middle of nowhere with only you and her

>> No.15108771
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Who doesn't like fairies?

>> No.15108775
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Fat fairy ass.
Christ that looks comfy.

>> No.15108776

The best natural alternative to onaholes.

>> No.15108777

I don't.

>> No.15108784

Anon you act like she cares.
And she has a bike that she can take you home on. She built it herself.

>> No.15108789

>I'm up for it.
Any ideas on how to severely bully zombies?

>> No.15108793
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>tfw no delinquent onee-san and her gang

>> No.15108798
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Dragon girl abs are for licking!

>> No.15108800

>just now figured out coc got an ending
it was shit but i guess its finally over. Havent even touched space game yet wonder what its like

>> No.15108802

>tfw no Leanan Sidhe art teacher to angrily buzz around the class, making sure that they all take art class seriously.
>Bopping students on the head with her paint brush, and lecturing them while hovering next to their head.

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>> No.15108807

Anybody save the Hellhound/Kobold gang greentexts? IT WAS CUTE

>> No.15108808

Wear a 'free hugs' shirt and walk backwards with your arms outstretched, but always stay out of reach.

>> No.15108813

I'd be a better artist if Sidhe-sensei stopped hitting me in the face with her brush and pouting

>> No.15108816

Looks like I'm gonna have to take care of her from now on, but no experiments without telling me what they will do and asking politely if she can experiment on me.

>> No.15108817

So faggots and sailors like fairies, got it.

>> No.15108821

What about a Daoine Sidhe warrior-hunter? Or a blooducking Baobhan Sidhe? Or even a noble Tuathan princess? Maybe even a Nemedian or a monstrous Fomorian?

>> No.15108823

You lack discipline! Your brush strokes must be determined and powerful!

>> No.15108824

Their coat is a container for their hungers, their greed, the ever-expanding void within their hearts. So yes, potentially.

>> No.15108828

Why not a bob ross kind of leanan sidhe to enlighten you to the joys of painting?

>> No.15108830

It is unlikely that Sidhe would do such crudeness as mere violence. More likely they would put you to sleep and haunt you with horrific nightmares they made with their incredible artistic skills until you repent.

>> No.15108834

Ah man, I was almost done building mine, had some petty thief not stolen some of the parts a few days ago, that is.
Anyhow, I'm sure she has important things to do after class. Maybe we should save it for another day?

>> No.15108836

Would she have fluffy hair?

>> No.15108838

It's shit.

>> No.15108839

>You'll never be a 1 in a million human boy born to an Echidna mother.
>You'll never have a bunch of monstergirl sisters born the same day as you.
>You'll never sleep in the same crib as them as they cuddle up against you for warmth.
>You'll never grow up with them.
>They'll never insist in your teenage years that they're your Onee-sans due to you being the last one born.
>They'll never be incredibly protective of you.
>Your mother will never convince your father to leave you and your sisters at home while they go on vacation.
>She'll never give you all a knowing wink when she leaves.
>You'll never look out the window that night and see it's the full moon.
>Your sisters will never barge into your room in various states of undress.
>They'll never pour their hearts out and admit that they all love you before piling on for a gangbang.
>You'll never wake up drained and covered in your naked Onee-sans.
Damn it.

>> No.15108844
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Welcome back, certainly glad you could join us today

>> No.15108846

Incestfag pls go.

>> No.15108852

Right now she just wants to study with you anon.
Literally. That's all she wants to do is study with you.
Watching you learn and become better makes her happy.
I'd be lying if I said she doesn't have fantasies of you pulling down her spats and fucking her plump ass until you're both exhausted though. But she can wait until you're ready for that.

>> No.15108856

First people complain about NBR, then they complain about BR. Make up your mind!

>> No.15108859

>tfw you will never encourage the cute curvy nerdy mage girl to go into necormancy fully knowing she will become a lich

>> No.15108863

Are you talking smack about incest brofam?

>> No.15108867
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Lich grows on me the more I see her posted.

Dullahans and Lichs are top tier undead.

>> No.15108872
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Would you play Risk with your anubutt class rep? Would you call her Anubutt?

>> No.15108874
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Dullahans are wonderful

>> No.15108877

O-oh, is that so? Well, uh... I suppose I could spare an evening to study with her...

>> No.15108878

Yarp. I have four sisters and reading that shit conjures some unsettling images, famalama.

>> No.15108880

I'd tap that anubutt so hard That she'd have to wear coats like that in class so no one sees the sheer amount of seed put in her.

>> No.15108882

Depends. Would she demand a "prize" when she wins?
And no, That's just asking for her to sit on my face until I apologize.

>> No.15108883

Don't think about them while reading incest porn then you rube.

>> No.15108884

>female gangbang.
Nah, that's pretty shit.

>> No.15108885
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But what if I don't know how to play Risk?

>> No.15108888
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"Consider this, in times of old, priests were often the most educated in society. While many modern intellectuals often discredit religion based on their experience with modern clergy, the religious class were often scientist themselves.
Take the druids and gutuaters of ancient Briton for example. While our modern perception of them were of long-bearded wizards who live in the woods and worship trees, that is a misconception. Druids performed many civic and scientific duties, and were often accomplished engineers and mathematicians as well. For a more contemporary example, take the father of genetics, Gregor Mendel.
Going back to your original question on necromancy, that is nothing so crude as you would imagine it. The priests of ancient Egypt were no different from what I have mentioned before. 'Necromancy' as you call it, has been distorted to giving the perception of a cackling monster leading an army of zombies. That is not its true origin, which was of interpreting the will and knowledge of the dead. Necromancy, at its root, another science to better appreciate and understand the world. As your engineering allows you to structure this world to your liking, necromancy does with that realm beyond the dark river."
Is what your Anubis GF would say.

>> No.15108889

>Not wanting a large group of girls who love you to fuck you.
What the fuck is wrong with you.

>> No.15108895

>tfw no Leanan Sidhe with afro will speak to you in a soft voice, thanking you for letting her into your home and inviting you to paint alongside with her
Leanan Sidhes would definitely usher the world in a new golden era of creativity.

>> No.15108896

Nothing, I just hate female domination. Sorry anon, but it's just not my thing.

>> No.15108900

Dullahans are not technically undead. They are a more malevolent version of a psychopomp.
The Sidhe are in a closed realm due to being terrified of the world after the destruction of their ancestors.

>> No.15108911
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Is there some sort of rule that says Dullahans must have amazing legs?

>> No.15108912

Well, you're more polite about it then others.
No problem man. Everyone's got different tastes.

>> No.15108918

>Don't think about fucking your family while reading about fucking your family

>> No.15108922

>Depends. Would she demand a "prize" when she wins?
Of course she'd want to take her "spoils of war", anon. And you also have to promise to go to study hall with her

>But what if I don't know how to play Risk?
Then she'd teach you, regardless of how many times she has to ride you as punishment for failure!

>And no, That's just asking for her to sit on my face until I apologize.
But how can you apologize with her puffy vulva in your mouth?

>> No.15108924

Well if they are going to hunt down prey, they must generally be good at cardio.

>> No.15108927

But you're not reading about your actual family despite thinking about your family when reading your not-family. famiglia.

>> No.15108929
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>monstermom finds your porn stash and looks through it
how does she react? and what does she find?

>> No.15108930

Fine then, who is the least athletic MG?

>> No.15108932

terabytes of handholding tutorials

>> No.15108933

Ah, but Necromancy itself involves a different branch of science than engineering, dear black-furred egyptian canid hybrid of quads checked. While your explanation to the origins of said study is true, the basis for its comprehension, being science, revolves around the concept of understanding how its phenomena behaves. Engineering, on the other hand, would be the concept of applying already established knowledge in human technology in order to make it into something we can make good use of. This point alone separates both fields, which are only tangentially related.

How could I possibly apply the study of the realm of the dead in modern world technology or civil construction? Surely such knowledge would be of better use to men of medicine.

>> No.15108934

Shit's confusing me, fampai.

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>> No.15108938

>Of course she'd want to take her "spoils of war", anon. And you also have to promise to go to study hall with her
But what if I win? Would I be able to ask her to date me before she fucks me?

>But how can you apologize with her puffy vulva in your mouth?
How do you think?
Eat her out while she looks down at me smugly. That's how.

>> No.15108939

However I'm fine with having sex with them one at a time while they whisper encouragements into my ear and I let them use my fingers or something. Just not a female gangbang or any femdom stuff.

>> No.15108940

>"lang:eng" "mother" "incest" "impregnation" "monster_girl"

>> No.15108942

You brought this upon yourself.

>> No.15108949

Why limit yourself to english? you're missing out on a lot of the best stuff just because the dialogue is not in your language

>> No.15108951

I actually used the term gangbang because I couldn't think of any other term for having sex with a large group of women.
Orgy didn't seem right and I can't think of anything else.
It could be fem or maledom depending on what the reader wants.
Since you don't like femdom you could imagine it as pounding one of them while the others rub against you and whisper lewd and/or encouraging things into your ears while waiting their turn.

>> No.15108954

>Having a monstermom
>Having a porn stash
>Being so shit at hiding things from the public eye that even your own mother finds it

I want shitters to leave.

>> No.15108956

>Why limit yourself to english?
I guess I'm one of those nerds who likes to read the dialogue and story in hentai.
I could get off with just pictures but having something to go along with it makes it much more enjoyable.

>> No.15108961


It would have pregnant stuff, lactation, fit girls, weight gain, breast expansion, hand holding, ass expansion, inflation, and missionary position for the purpose of procreation

>> No.15108968

>But what if I win?
Then you've conquered her, and you get to "subjugate her"

>> No.15108970

I don't think she'd be very worried since it would be pretty vanilla stuff.

Aside from the incest and impregnation stuff, that she might be concerned about.

>> No.15108973

>implying she wasn't actively looking for any semblance of porn in your room

>> No.15108975
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>How could I possibly apply the study of the realm of the dead in modern world technology or civil construction
"Ah but you are wrong about that anon. Remember when I said that one of the origins of necromancy was learning from the dead? While you humans may have gotten more sophisticated instruments for detecting structural weaknesses, hidden underground anomalies, or calculation errors, the dead have great knowledge and secrets of their own! Oh, and necromancy only really works on enchanting dead flesh or commanding dead souls. Not really useful in medicine, I'd ask a unicorn more about that.
Oh, and uh...zombies and skeletons do it for free."

>> No.15108988

She won't find anything.

>> No.15108993

Have you ever taken a class that seems to be completely meaningless in the grand scheme of your major, only to find out much later just how helpful it was?
Necromancy isn't one of those classes, especially for fellow engies. Drop it, and use those credits on a much more applicable elective.

>> No.15108997

Who let this dork be the class rep?

>> No.15109002

>The dead have great knowledge and secrets of their own
I may abide by this, but only if I'm provided enough solid proof of such advantages to warrant their employment in the field.

>Oh, and uh...zombies and skeletons do it for free."
Conceivable point, but first I must ask an important question: Do they do the job RIGHT?

Since when do I have an Anubis gf?

>Have you ever taken a class that seems to be completely meaningless in the grand scheme of your major, only to find out much later just how helpful it was?
Not yet, but I get the feeling that I might experience this soon-ish.

>> No.15109007

I demand your finest Anubutt stories!

>> No.15109011

>Joke with her between laughs one morning when you surprise her cleaning your room
>"Careful there!, you might find my porn stash if you're not careful!"
>When you return at night you see her a total mess, desperately looking for something resembling porn in your room
you might want to hide a magazine or two in there, just for her sake.

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>"Let's make things interesting Anon, if I win, you are to be my servant for a week and rub my footpaws!"
"Sure, but if I win, you have to make me your servant for a week, and I get to rub your footpaws!"

>> No.15109028

>Does he even fap?
>I-I mean I was hoping he had a thing for me...but NOTHING?
>That Wurm that follows him around is going to be so disappointed
>God I hope he doesn't alp

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>> No.15109033

Then I'd kiss her on the forehead.
Ask her if she wants to come over to my house and play some video games.
Maybe cuddle a bit.

>> No.15109034

But what if I want to rub her ears instead?

>> No.15109040

>Alping because you don't have porn magazines in your room
Nah, more like I'm turning into a Paladin

>> No.15109047
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>I may abide by this, but only if I'm provided enough solid proof of such advantages to warrant their employment in the field.
"As time does not flow linearly in the realm of death, the nature of specific future deaths often becomes known. Insurance companies often like this to prevent accidents. Also knowledge of rock composition, aquifers, and sinkholes due to the ethereal nature of spirits. They usually like black goats in payment."
>Do they do the job RIGHT?
"Generally skeletons are more dexterous while zombies are better for brute labor. Not really too smart sadly."
>Since when do I have an Anubis gf?
"Since you were complaining how silly the hakutaku and unicorns were!"

>> No.15109048

What does it have to do with anything.

>> No.15109051

> your monstermom will never install a camera in your room and a keylogger on your computer to try and find your porn or get a video of you masturbating, only for you to not do either
> she'll never offer to show you over breakfast one day
> you'll never not be gay, but also not particularly interested in girls
> you'll never fail your mother by not giving her grandchildren so that you can hear her ask when you're going to meet a cute girl every few days
> she'll never die knowing you're alone

>> No.15109052

Robert the Terrible has Vagabonds, which is basically Set as a Goobis.

>> No.15109057
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>> No.15109058

lots of face sitting and assjobs

>> No.15109059

Being chaste, paladins, extremely religious zealots. Do the math

>> No.15109064

Too teeny for a oni. What's up with her waist?

>> No.15109067

Sounds like my life, save for the camera and the keylogger.

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>> No.15109075

>She sees my cheshire cat book
>She'll casually read through it for tips on next time both parents go to wonderland for fun
>She'll keep bringing back cats
If only I actually bothered to hide my porn.

>> No.15109076

I did and it equaled faggotry.

>> No.15109094 [SPOILER] 
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Fox girls are for operating

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>> No.15109097

Employment of necromancy doesn't sound very cost-efficient if you ask me, miss. Skeletons and zombies must outdo the average human worker in performance if they want to compete, and I'm pretty sure they'd ask for some some sort of payment as well.

>"Since you were complaining how silly the hakutaku and unicorns were!"
Well, they do have some silliness to them.

>> No.15109099

>Your monstermom will never stalk you and hacking your computer to see what kind of fetishes you fap to
>You will never evade all of her attempts, deftly saving your porn from prying eyes
>One day you will never be so bored that you will want to spice thing up
>You will never slip past your security a moment where you fap furiously to a vid of monmom on soneru action
>Only for you to remain prim the rest of the time
>Effectively confusing, teasing and making her proud of you at the same time
Monstermoms are for teasing to almost unbearable levels.

>> No.15109101

Nice overpriced melted plastic you got there kid.

>> No.15109103

Patrician taste.

>> No.15109108

>she sees you hanging out with that Order girl all the time

>> No.15109109

Fuck you, they do their job just fine.

>> No.15109113

>kiss her on the forehead.
>Ask her if she wants to come over to my house and play some video games.
>Maybe cuddle a bit.
No, anon, you're supposed to pin her to a wall and roughly violate her!

>> No.15109119

I don't want to!

>> No.15109120

I want a team of well equipped soldier monstergirls to storm into my humble farming village in search of information regarding the notorious criminal who orchestrated 69/11 and to be offered as tribute for our safety by the village chieftess!

>> No.15109123

Yeah sure they do, especially in hot weather, like in buttfuckistan right? Oh wait they still use M4's and squidguns

>> No.15109124
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Would you prefer pecheneg?

>> No.15109131

>deftly saving your porn from prying eyes
>Saving porn
>At all

>> No.15109132

But she's too cute to violate! I want to hug her close and make her feel loved!
Unless of course, after a long day of games and cuddling she throws herself over my bed, pulls down her pants and demands that I fuck her fat brown ass until she's a panting mess that can't stand.
I can't refuse that.

>> No.15109138

/k/ please. Guns are not waifus.

>> No.15109139

Not him, but I do it with a lot of sfm shit and I don't even know why.

>> No.15109142

AK-107 BAR or bust, lady.


>> No.15109151

Ravage her like Attila the Hun ravaged Europe! Come on, anon, you beat her fair and square, now it's time to claim your prize!

>> No.15109152

What if they are just modern versions of cursed swords?

>> No.15109158

Fine! I'll fuck that big, tight Anubis ass until she can't walk without a cane!

>> No.15109159

That would be terrifying even with DE bullets,

>> No.15109160

What would a cursed GAU-8 be like?

>> No.15109162
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Why are wolf girls so perfect?

>> No.15109163

>cursed swords?

>> No.15109165

Puffy vulva

>> No.15109169

Does she shoot babies?
Would you raise a bullet as a daughteru?

>> No.15109170

Because they're loyal, fun to tease and make perfect tomboys.

>> No.15109173

>Nothing to conceal that bright-ass "please shoot me in the head with a large caliber weapon" red hair

>> No.15109176
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>Hellhound momma trying to check her e-mail
>Accidentally finds your collection of Hellhound art >And numerous commissions you're getting done and have received
>You get home
>Get knocked out
>Wake up
>See this

wat do?

>> No.15109178
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Tomboys are objectively the best kind of girls.

>> No.15109179

Mom please get off

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>> No.15109187

Challenge her to get impregnated by me in a single session.

>> No.15109189

Feign ignorance, of course.
>Dear mother, what has you so riled up?

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>> No.15109196

>"Mom, what the fuck are you doing?"

>> No.15109198

Punch her in the nose.

>> No.15109200

I forsee wrestlesex in the future.

>> No.15109202

You're damn right, especially ones with big tits and a nice ass that constantly tease you with them.

>> No.15109207

But Anon she started the session 30 minutes ago

>> No.15109213

But I don't have a Hellhound mother and I've never liked them at all. Who is this strange woman?

>> No.15109216

Anon, that might be the worst choice of wording I've ever seen in my life.

>> No.15109219

That's Sarah. You met her at the bar last night, and confessed that you want to be loved and dominated for the rest of your days. You were pretty drunk, so it might have been a joke. But she was drunk enough to take it seriously.

>> No.15109220
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What are /mgt/s thoughts on tenderly healing broken robot girls?

>> No.15109221

Call dad. I need an adult.

>> No.15109223

Requires an engineering degree.

>> No.15109227

I'm all for it. Robot girls are for loving and protecting.
I wonder how one would react to a human with cybernetic prosthetics.

>> No.15109229

But anon, I don't like being dominated at all and I know I wouldn't joke about that. I think she has me confused for someone else.

>> No.15109231
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Maybe a dumb question, but what constitutes a "Monster girl" here? Do generic anime catgirls with cat ears count, or do they have to specifically be from something like MGE or MonMusu?

>> No.15109232
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You know how this goes right?

>> No.15109237

>carbon alloy pelvis
Welcome with open arms.

>> No.15109239

I like it.

>> No.15109240

We mostly talk about MGE with Monmosu peppered in here and there. Catgirls come up pretty often as do Elves but they're usually referred to as "cosplay tier"

>> No.15109244

I would certainly give it a shot, and I probably have the tools to do so, but I'm no professional. Hopefully she's good at giving instructions.
In any case, healing is the best, and the resulting loving robot waifu is well worth the effort.

>> No.15109246

Well, you're right actually. See, she heard someone say that but went to the bathroom. While she was there a dark elf whisked the man that did say it away, and you sat down in his place. She was so wasted already that she couldn't tell you apart, even when she sobered up.

>> No.15109249


I think robot-type girls may be the canon-friendly scenario under which you can have broken girls, and incidentally tender healing scenarios for guys.

>> No.15109257

Well then I'll just explain this whole mess to her and go on my way. Maybe if she asks politely I'll even help find the man I swapped places with.

>> No.15109278

Now you've embarrassed her anon, and she's getting angry and defensive. Saying she's gotten attached to you already, and that man already belongs to someone else. You aren't going to break her heart, are you?

>> No.15109281

Stick it in and bite the false tooth at the back of my jaw.

Operation White Waterballoon is in effect

>> No.15109282

Hell yeah, I'd gladly help heal a broken robot girl since they seem so nice. Plus I'm good at healing and I do have a thing for cute robot/android girls any way(Thank Dorothy from Big O for that), so yeah where can I start to help heal their mechanical loving hearts?

>> No.15109287


Hope you're prepared

>> No.15109303

Rather than leaving, soon he'll be coming..


>> No.15109307
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>> No.15109312

Appropriate, but I was trying not to waste an image on a reactionface.jpg

>> No.15109319
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I approve.

>> No.15109320

I deleted it just for you Anon

>> No.15109323

Well, I don't really want to hurt her anon. But she just not my type of woman, I just can't get behind female domination. Maybe I can find a guy that she likes and likes that kind of thing.

Why? I'm not just going to suddenly leave without properly explaining everything and making sure she understands why I don't want to be with her.

>> No.15109325

I couldn't ever figure out if I like Danua or Narumeia more.

>> No.15109334

>People complain about monstergirl reaction faces
Since fucking when?

>> No.15109335

>anubis class rep
>the succubi and other lewder monsters in her class always tease her for being so prim, not knowing anything about men, having a stick up her butt, etc.
>she's been feigning ignorance for a good while
>after getting close with the sensei she has more hands-on experience on men and having a stick up her butt than the lewder classmates combined

>> No.15109338

>He thinks filler images like reaction faces and avatarfagging are acceptable here.

>> No.15109340

Well anon, congratulations. She accepts your offer since it's no fun to force it on you, and you're not her wingman every saturday night until she gets a nice submissive guy to play with. And she tries setting you up with some nice submissive girls in return.

>> No.15109343

>Anon helping MG get a guy
I feel like there should be more of this

I don't really think he's complaining. I too enjoy the image limit not being capped 5 pages before death.

>> No.15109349

you're now*
Damn typos.

>> No.15109354

They're fine as long as you delete them after posting.
If you're not going to delete it then don't post it.

>> No.15109358

That sounds fair, I think I could deal with that. But what if I like breaking stronger monster girls along with naturally submissive girls?

There really should, not to mention a MG helping a guy get a girl suited to his tastes.

>> No.15109364

Well, just tell her which you want to go for that night. She likes a good challenge herself.

>> No.15109368

>I feel like there should be more of this
If anime has taught me anything, this ends in a love triangle 60% of the time, unrequited NTR-lite (I can't say anything because my friendship with love interest #2 is important!) 30% of the time, and unresolved harem end the remaining 10%.

Point is, it never ends well. Except possibly in harem ends.

>> No.15109375

Alright, I'll do just that.

>> No.15109383

I want to put my stick up her butt!

>> No.15109391

Super subtle super lewd class reps are an old favorite.

>> No.15109530

I can believe my class president is this lewd!
A show soon followed by I can't believe I Got my class president pregnant

>> No.15109542

But I have Hellhound kids, not a Hellhound mom...

>> No.15109544
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Man this brings up a lot of things I'd imagine: what themes would such bars in MGC have (I have Mofu Mondays as an example), and what would they be like (discounts for mofu drinks? what are mofu drinks anyways?) What would happy hour deals be like? Are there challenges (I liked that wurm breaker answer)? Are there lists (like current drinking champion)?

>> No.15109556

>Glasses off
Uh oh.

>Thick Thursday
I know when I'm showing up

But we're is the wendigo?
Is she still following backpack anon?
Maybe she's hiding in the backpack

>> No.15109568

Do they have hard root beer there? That's the only alcohol I can stomach.

>> No.15109575

This is amazing. Was it made within the last few days?

>> No.15109582

>Traveler Guy
>Pally & Yeti
>Palawyer & Co.
Did I miss any characters?

>> No.15109589

I like continuity.

>> No.15109591

I really hope Mr. Paladin doesn't dump his little Yeti friend off his shoulders when he leans back like that.

>> No.15109596

There would be Boys night out, where men get half-off. Then there would be specials on all the holidays, like Christmas, Halloween, Easter, and Convergence Day. As for drinks, you have your basic beers and mixed drinks, then there's the more exotic drinks made from demon realm fruits or spiked with venom. Women need to sign a from before drinking them

>> No.15109599

Don't worry anon, that's Lawyer Paladin and not the Pally Patrol one.

>> No.15109604

Wrong paladin man. That's the lawyer one who runs a law firm with an Oni and an Ushi(?)
I'm pretty sure him and the Yeti Paladin are two different people.

>> No.15109606

I feel silly now.

>> No.15109622

>>Pally & Yeti

>> No.15109631

>Hikeranon all alone.

Would be so much cuter with a Wendigo peaking out his backpack or something.

>> No.15109635

Hiker travels alone, unless he's carrying a bunch of different monstergirls in his backpack unwittingly

>> No.15109639

Since in KC-land MGs start getting into heat at ten, and there's no real fixed age of consent, I wonder if alcohol also has a drastically lower or non-existent age requirement over there.

>> No.15109646

I could see it ripping open and having a half dozen lolis falling out

>> No.15109664

>An Ushi-loli has replaced his backpack entirely

>> No.15109670

What's the Ushi of Pally, Ushi, and Oni doing while her partners are at the bar?

>> No.15109671

That's how the small ones get ya nine times out of ten.
The last one out of ten they attack in groups.

>> No.15109675

Watching a comfy movie with her husband and daughters

>> No.15109713

No, then Traveler can't carry his supplies!

>> No.15109715


We really don't have enough MG gifs. Couldn't find an Anubis, but take this since it's the closest I could find.


>> No.15109717

>So little Kakuen art
It's a crime.

>> No.15109718
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What does this face mean?

>> No.15109720

The loli has a backback of her own that has the supplies.

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>> No.15109727

It's time for you to fuck her, or she can fuck you. It really depends on what you like.

>> No.15109731

But then he has to carry so much more!

>> No.15109733

It's okay, he's a big guy. And when she grows up, she can carry him in her pedipalps. It's an investment.

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>> No.15109742
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I dunno, maybe you should find out what all those paws are for.

>> No.15109745

>That little glance and tail wag at the end

Stop it, bonerheart.

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>> No.15109773

>That missing pelvis


>inb4 all shy/non-busty succubi are automatically called alps

>> No.15109783
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...Monster Guns?

>> No.15109786

Christ this artist and that harpy.

>> No.15109790

Gundead Monster Girl when?

>> No.15109800



>> No.15109810

Does it have a tight cloaca from which it ejects spent brass? I'm interested for, you know ...reasons.

>> No.15109816
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Remarkable Rabbit Rump

>> No.15109820

Just reverse image searched his stuff. God damned, he does gifs, and they're both incredibly adorable yet sexy. Man's an artist.

>> No.15109821

Could be bigger.
Want it bigger.
Gonna make it bigger

>> No.15109822

Gonna fuck it.

>> No.15109861
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Reminder that alps at their worst can be nearly indistinguishable from non-alps!

They can even be other species than succubi and their subtypes now, the horror!

>> No.15109874 [DELETED] 

Well, you just gotta ask if anyone wants to play co-op vidya games while drinking dew and eating doritos

That'll sort the alps out real quick.
After that you can do as you see fit.

[spoiler}I'd make the mouse sniffers and their dungeons blush

>> No.15109878

Well, you just gotta ask if anyone wants to play co-op vidya games while drinking dew and eating doritos

That'll sort the alps out real quick.
After that you can do as you see fit.

I'd make the mouse sniffers and their dungeons blush

>> No.15109900

What about the Koboldfucker, can you out degenerate him?

>> No.15109902

I think I would parallel him at most.
It's tough to beat a man that does what he does, I just want to chain up alps and earn the hatred of the thread by getting them nice and soft.

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>> No.15109907

Oh, something is getting pumped alright.

>> No.15109910

I don't there is a monstergirl that I wouldn't find more attractive after putting her on a holstaur milk diet.

>> No.15109911

I'd pump her rump

>> No.15109912 [SPOILER] 
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What monstergirl would make the best slightly chubby MMO addicted shut-in stalker drawn by Hisasi?

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>> No.15109916

>A Kejourou licking me

Well I don't think I would've expected that from her. But I'm not against the idea.

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Nothing changes.

>> No.15109927

I've just ordered pizza, boy I sure hope there's no fat cat ass inside the box.

>> No.15109934

Is there such a thing as a kitsune with too much mofu?

>> No.15109941

If that series is any indication I vote alps.

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>> No.15109954

What a cute Elf.

>> No.15109959

>Not trusting the objectively most trustworthy of all insects

>> No.15109963

>butterflies spreading bitterlies

>> No.15109966

We need an image of a Holst in this exact pose

>> No.15109970

>You will never breastfeed Anon

>> No.15109987

/hbg/ please

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>> No.15110022

Why is my mum a hellhound? Did she get turned into one? I'm not sure how I'd feel about that...

>> No.15110042

Would you prefer she turned into a Holst? I could arrange that if you like

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I don't know how I feel about my mother turning into any monster girl!

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>> No.15110060

Don't over think it, just relax and figure things out as you go along. Everything will be fine.

>> No.15110061

This. Actually dicking your mom IRL would be really weird, monster or not.

>> No.15110064

Her turning into a monster girl would be an improvement
Just make sure she never catches you masturbating or watching porn

>> No.15110065

Yeah I know, I like mom-son stuff but not with my actual mom. I just like making Anon uncomfortable.

And you could always ask her for a monster imouto

>> No.15110066

Yes, sexual thoughts about my mom or any mother figure are the weirdest ones I've ever had, and not in a good way at all.

And that's saying a whole fucking lot.

>> No.15110076

Her turning doesn't necessarily need to lead to that. What if Anon's parents are still married? It wouldn't even be an issue then.

>> No.15110077

Probably envious of my father for getting a monster waifu.

It's so easy to fap to porn of that scenario, but it actually involving my mum makes me uncomfortable.

Stop making me feel weird!

>> No.15110078

>Meanwhile on /hbg/
I want to make my otouto fall in love with me!

And not marry him!

>> No.15110079

Happy for my dad.
I wouldn't touch my mom.

>> No.15110081

>What if Anon's parents are still married?
Heh. That's a stretch. At least for me.

>> No.15110083

Ok, let's make this clear

If your mother turned into your favorite monster girl species and wanted to have sex with you, would you accept?

>> No.15110087

Absolutely not.

My little sister on the other hand...

>> No.15110088

No. I'd get her to turn some other woman so I could fuck her.

>> No.15110090

My parents are married so no. And she's my mom so no. If I was suddenly revealed to be adopted and my birth mom was somehow now a clingy Echidna who wants 100 of my babies, yeah, gunna plow that field.

>> No.15110091

Would I willingly? No. She could be an 11/10 Holst with perfect tits and thick, soft curves, but the idea of going in the same hole you came out of IRL is too awkward for me.

The better question would be: Could we actually stop them if they wanted it? The answer: No.

>> No.15110092

Time to stop.


>> No.15110099

Mine are. It's not really that rare, is it?

>> No.15110101

No, because she is married and has my father.
I also would not do it to my sister, I know her and we would never get along.

>> No.15110110

If we're going to go over the line, there's something I've always wanted to ask the alp-fags.

If your dad alped, would you?

>> No.15110111

Exactly this.

>> No.15110113

I don't really know anon, I'm just a cynical asshole.

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>> No.15110129

Thirded. The idea of boning my sister doesn't gross me out as much as doing it with my mom does, but still no. I can't imagine a worse fate than being stuck with her.

>> No.15110132

I'm not doing anything to ruin my parents marriage. Maybe one of my cousins, I've got on really well with them and they seems to have all the good looks in the family.

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Where indeed?
There is.
It was made last night.
So do I!
A description of what mixed/exotic drinks might be a cool idea to work with.
Most wendigos are pretty timid and probably not willing to come in. Apparently I know this because I herd wendigos in my spare time.
I'm sure they can come up with a "reasonable" number of years.
Well sometimes they like to unwind after a long week.

>> No.15110160

Hiker-Anon must have been on so many adventures, met all sorts of Monster Girls.

Oh how I envy him.

>> No.15110161

>even the root beer made it in
Based as fuck.

>> No.15110162

>Sides gone
Oh you.

Far too good for us Sketch-kun

>> No.15110163

So a Wurmbreaker is Absinthe+Melange/Spice+Apophis venom? Is there a facility somewhere where people process Spice out of loli sandworm pee?

>> No.15110191

That Succubus and her man on the right warmed my heart

>> No.15110196

Closest I'd go is a step cousin.
Anything else IRL would just feel so creepy.

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Didn't know that the managing partners drank at this kind of dive.

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That new MG VN is fucking awful but I know its creators are lurking in the threads on /v/ because there's always posters going full damage control mode and defending both Tumblr and the game tooth and nail.

Have a dragon.

>> No.15110234

This is just gorgeous,

>> No.15110239

Do you think she has a reptile-style horizontal vagina hidden between a pair of those crotch scales?

>> No.15110265

she looks all pointy...

>> No.15110278

I am allured by the concept of being attracted to a monster girl for their unusual implications.

>> No.15110283

yes, and much like her ears, it's really sensitive since she's never done anything lewd before or even thought about doing lewd things.

Surely she wouldn't know what to do if you began to attack them.

>> No.15110291

Isn't that the point?

>> No.15110303

Yes, but the implications I like may be different from the implications others like.

>> No.15110313

What implications are you implying?

>> No.15110333

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to memorize your drinks so that you know exactly what that nice vampire at the bar bought ya

>> No.15110340

Dude I'm literally in the middle of a night preparing for a speech and haven't done my gesture drawing/laundry/flashcards/japanese language yet.

>> No.15110405

I work at that bar...

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>Hellhounds with burn scars
>Kitsune with facial scars and torn ears
>Onis with broken horns
>Blind Trolls
>Mute Shirohebi

>> No.15110487

>Hellhounds with burn scars
Only holy flames can burn such a beast, consider her a veteran of an infernal crusade; Few demons survive such.
>Kitsune with facial scars and torn ears
Good thing they are masters of illusions and glamour.The important thing is to learn from such close calls
>Onis with broken horns
While this may arguably be bad, onis respect little more than the capacity to drink, fight, and have a good time.
>blind trolls
As trolls have incredibly good senses and dwell in darkness often, they can usually compensate for such.
>Mute shirohebi
An aura of pristine silence prevails.

>> No.15110516

How do you make anime meat

>> No.15110531

>Disfigured burn victim Alraune with abandonment issues
She's actually a liliraune but her sister died in the fire

>> No.15110563

>Being Told "I Love You"

Just too much for me, I love the flustered spinny eyes and twiddling fingers

>> No.15110569
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Anime/cartoon meat is just a stylized ham hock

>> No.15110616

I know this style of preparation all too well. Done poorly the meat becomes too greasy with the rubbery fat stuck on the drumstick like glue. The skin when done poorly is chewy like leather and overly salty from the spices.

>> No.15110624

I prefer western glazes myself, like the cherry glaze next to the plushy

>> No.15110681

I want to eat a big, whole-roasted hog with my hellhound and our heckpups.

>> No.15110765

I want to take my Hellhound and our hellpack to that little dive down the street and buy as many cheese-steaks as we can carry, then take them to a local park where we can eat them then lay out on a blanket in the sun in a great big pile and nap

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>tfw I'll never get to order a Demon's Extract (with a coke)
>tfw I'll never die from it or become an Ice Prince of the North
>tfw I'll never get the opportunity to make ice based puns all the time

Is it too much for a man to want to be cold all the time? Is it truly too much to ask that I might have the power to freeze over a country and make it my own winter wonderland?

Apparently yes...

>> No.15110957

Lich king pls.

>> No.15111009

>Went to bed extremely tired
>Ended up dreaming of getting drunk with a Jubjub
>She was a happy drunk and ended up laughing at everything
One of these days I'll have a dream about one of my favourites but I can't complain about shortstack birds.

>> No.15111014

I hope for the same one day, but having a dream with any MG is usually a good one.
Except matangos. Fuck those things, don't want those in my dreams ever.

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Seriously, where's our MG fighting game?

>> No.15111045

I want Anubis-Akiha to step on my dick for hours without letting me cum and only finish me with one butt-stroke when my mind is about to break.

>> No.15111102

I want Anubis-Akiha to glare at me coldly, with her long black hair reflecting the sun, after I arrive late to tea time, despite apologizing!

>"I'm sorry!" you shout while prostrating yourself
>She sits there, legs crossed "Oh?" it's almost as if she's staring through you
>You look up only to meet her hate-filled, angry eyes

>> No.15111123

Go on.
This better end up with her crying and saying he doesn't lover her or he wouldn't be late.

>> No.15111140

There's Darkstalkers.

>> No.15111171

Stupid sexy cat nuns.

>> No.15111177

>You keep prostrating yourself, begging for forgiveness
>She stops looking at you all together and instead crosses her arms, closes her eyes, and tilts her head towards the ceiling, away from you
>You don't let up
>She opens one eye and peeks at you
>"Maybe you can have ONE piece of cake and ONE cup of tea."
>You begin to dine, but she still acts coldly towards you
>"So low of you, to beg for forgiveness like a peasant."
>You begin to argue with her over the fact that nothing else seems to work on her
>She begins to cry and apologizes herself
>Her behavior was only because she just couldn't bear the thought of you being late, possibly having forgotten about her or gotten in an accident

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>That smug pixie between her breasts

>> No.15111244

Of course she's smug, she just discovered that fairies double as onaholes AND as dildos.

>> No.15111321

Putting the Tit in Titania.

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Da bess.

>> No.15111343

>fairies double as onaholes AND as dildos.
Also condoms.

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I really need an NBR MG sister whom I can then marry, nee-san or imouto, it doesn't matter.

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>jamming a fairy into your dick like a cocksock then jamming your dick into another monster girl
Disgusting, yet strangely erotic.

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>> No.15111367

>>jamming a fairy into
Pls no rampage

>> No.15111373

>Wanting familial, societal, and legal awkwardness as well as genetic problem for your children

Why? No, thin about it and tell me why blood relation makes things better. It doesn't. What a stupid fucking meme.

>> No.15111378

>Bringing 3D problems to monstergirls

>> No.15111390

There's no point to incest if you're not actually related. It's actually not incest at all.
>Disgusting Komodo-slightly older girl
See? Just doesn't work.

>> No.15111396

There's still the sister-brother relationship and the bond only they'd have. That's the point.

>> No.15111403

Keep in mind your on a thread where people would go out of their way for little girls and women who's only defining gimmick is that they were once men

>> No.15111421


bunch of talking between people

warning: contains gratuitous stoner at the end

>> No.15111423

Those matchstick arms tho

>> No.15111436
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Pally and Yeti don't drink, they work as a taxi service for MGs too drunk to go home

>> No.15111505

Protip, Lawyer-Kun: You can run different-coloured ink like that through photoshop and use colour and contrast adjustment to make all the lineart sharper and a single colour.

>> No.15111516

That shit's cute!

>> No.15111519
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Oh my, that image is coming along nicely.

>> No.15111522
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You spoil us

Thank you

>> No.15111575

>Trusting bugs

>> No.15111586

>Dynamic group picture
Cute as hell, my man. You got a gallery somewhere yet?

>> No.15111591

>Pally taxi service
>He just carries drunk people/mgs on his arms
>Can carry two Ushi-Onis without breaking a sweat

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"Why did you do that ?!"

I should clean the background a little more

>> No.15111599

Needs more monster girl weakening

>> No.15111600

Gee, kid. I told you we should've picked a better place to spar instead of staying near a lake but noooo, "let's fight right here, right now!"

>> No.15111601

Poor Firerat.

Also, them thighs are sublime. 10/10 stuff Barb.

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>> No.15111603

Because you needed to chill out.

>> No.15111611

I want to give a Hinezumi the Chinese Water Torture!

>> No.15111616

Not bukkak-- I mean, semenboarding enhance interrogation?

>> No.15111618

Because panicked flailing is my the only combat I now.

>> No.15111620

No, that's for regular mice. Plus, I get to tie her up.

>> No.15111624

I think the other combat you know is the combat of broken language.

>> No.15111627

Because I'm a massive wimp so I have to fight dirty.

>> No.15111631

He panicked

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>> No.15111646

I wanna deprive a wurm of semen for as long as possible and see what happened

>> No.15111658

She will get sad and cry, possibly begging you for your love juices just kidding, she will pin you down and rape you for weeks.

>> No.15111659

She'll just eat food or something.

>> No.15111660

She ignores you and leaves to get some ice cream?

>> No.15111661

I came in my dog (by accident) and now it's talking about "taking responsibility" and "marriage."

What the FUCK do I do?

>> No.15111666

You have a talking dog?
You FUCKED your talking dog?

>> No.15111680

He's a furry with heavy delusions. You should know this, you probably gave them to him, Satan.

>> No.15111684

should of got a kobold

>> No.15111687

Nothing? It's a wurm, not a succubus.

>> No.15111688

Checked, all according to Satan-chan plan.

>> No.15111689

My waifu

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>> No.15111717

filthy rat

>> No.15111724

>wet fur instead of fire
Oh god no

>> No.15111725

Loving the change in expression, she actually looks understandably upset now.

>> No.15111761
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>Be at Gym in MGC, looking to get mad /fit/
>Some dude's in the corner flexing at a kangaroo girl
>Other dude's in the middle of the weight area getting swole with a Minotaur and Succubus team cheering him on and spotting him
>There's a Matango just standing there... wait what the fuck?
>She's somehow made it so she can actually move, her feet ending in weird oblong little mushroom pads
'Ah... Can you help me practice?'
>Hold back a snigger, she has a pair of boxing gloves on
>Get into the ring with her, you're mad cocky at this point since she's just a fucking mushroom
>Land a right straight into her bosom, the spongy flesh absorbing it to the point of near uselessness
>She pulls back one arm and lets fly
>You wake up to smelling salts
>Head's spinning and there's a warm wetness coming down your face, fuck you're bleeding
>She's gone, but she left you a half-drunk bottle of Sunny D and a small note
'Well, what is it?'

>> No.15111771

>Matangos talking

Knigga, you got hit harder than you realize if you think that happened.

>> No.15111773

What do you mean, "what is it"?

Also, that's not a picture of Bush, you liar.

>> No.15111782

Fuck that forest

>> No.15111789

>See a group of Matangos chilling around
>Decide that it's a good idea to bully them since they won't really do anything
>They sure make a funny noise when you pick on them
>Oh shit, look at that big fat one
>What is she? A neet?

>> No.15111793

>'Well, what is it?'
What did she mean by this

>> No.15111806

I want to headpat and comfort that Lilim.
I want to see her face when she sees that she drunkenly refused to let me leave when I drove her home and has been cuddling me like a daki all night.

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>harpy who had to have her wings amputated

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>> No.15111841

>Muh damaged good
Man fuck this mentality. I wanna heal sad MGs.

>> No.15111842

>Tumblr Time

>> No.15111846

It's okay, at least she won't get bullied by humans for being an MG now!

>> No.15111853

No I will not stand for this kind of heartlessness, I will find a way to heal her wings, heal her heart, and put a smile back on hr face no matter the cost because her happiness is all that matters to me. where can I begin on my journey to help this harpy heal and find happiness, to make her the happiest girl in the world?

>> No.15111866
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That girl seriously needs a hug, the comics were heartbreaking.

>> No.15111870

>Kejourou who lost her hair in an acciden

>> No.15111872

Hey you can't waifu the princess of darkness, show some respect.

I would like that too though.

>> No.15111878

>While this may arguably be bad, onis respect little more than the capacity to drink, fight, and have a good time.

>> No.15111880

I want to tie a little Wurm-chan to a tree and throw rocks at her!

>> No.15111886

She probs has hundreds of "husbandos" who service her all day in Hell.

>> No.15111897

Would be appropiate for a girl of her standing, still you probably shouldn't mention it, just in case.

>> No.15111903

She still has talons and no hands.

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>you can't waifu the princess of darkness
Fucking watch me you pansy.

>> No.15111905

It's Hell after all, not Heaven. There has to be some suffering involved.

>> No.15111911

I would rather breed in Hell, than be chaste in Heaven

>> No.15111913

I want Satan-chan to CBT me!

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what if druella and her date comes in the same bar already drunk, who knows maybe they got kicked out from the last bar they were at

>> No.15111922

Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.15111927

It's punishment for my sins. Too bad for her I'll cum all over her hands!

>> No.15111931

Give her the old "You will always be the same for me".

>> No.15111933

They'd probably get sat down somewhere to eat instead of drink. I'd bet the food at a monstergirl bar can help sober you up.
Deruella's so goddamn cute.

>> No.15111935

In order to get shitfaced drunk, wouldn't a Lilim need to drink some very potent stuff?

>> No.15111937

No one should bully cute harpy girls for being themselves, especially if it causes them to hurt themselves. I feel an urge to help out this harmed harpy to find some way to heal her physically and mentally, for it's the right thing to do. What would be a good way to begin my road of healing her, listening to her talk about her problems or just being their to support her when she feels down?

>> No.15111938

This makes me wonder, what if instead of making them even more touchy-feely and doing the obvious, getting drunk temporarily suppressed monstergirls' desire for sex? Even Druella would be too busy wobbling around spouting silly things while leaning on the nearest person for support so she won't faceplant into the ground to think about dicks.

>> No.15111940

I'd rather cunttease Satan-chan until she rapes me.

>> No.15111953

what if instead of making them even more touchy-feely and doing the obvious, getting drunk temporarily suppressed monstergirls' desire for sex
Who knows, Baccus sects apparently have alcohol that doesn't give you hangovers.

>> No.15111956

Great, now I'm imagining Deruella being a giggly affectionate drunk.
I'm also imagining her bringing her date home and then throwing him on her bed to cuddle him while nuzzling him with her cheek.

>> No.15111957

Maybe if you used the right ingredients when making a drink you could get that effect.
You would have a bar full of drunken MGs singing random songs and fighting each other.

>> No.15111964

That's a great start for it's true, she'll always be the same girl for, the one I met, befriended, and eventually fell in love with due to how well we got along and how we we're always there to help one another when things got tough. I then would pull her in for the tightest hug ever, to let her know that she will always be the same for me but also that I will always be here for her to support her when she's down. I'd then wipe the tears from her eyes and pant a gentle yet passionate kiss on her lips, letting her know I still love her no matter what happens to her, followed by her gaining a small smile and eventually falling asleep in my arms.

>> No.15111965

>You would have a bar full of drunken MGs singing random songs and fighting each other
That just sounds like an Oni bar.

>> No.15111967

Tell her that she's still pretty even if she no longer has her big wings with their pretty plumage, or that you prefer her sharp talons instead of more human feet. Then you'll have to stop people from bullying her because she's an easy target.

>> No.15112004

Melon is streaming again


>> No.15112011

Be careful, she might get addicted to your warmth.

>> No.15112015

Of course she still pretty, for it wasn't just her plumage or wings that caught my eye but her beautiful personality that really made me attracted to her, all the way back to when we meet in childhood. Her talons aren't scary, they're graceful and elegant just like the lovely girl their attached to and help to make her into a even more unique person that I enjoy being with. And for those that try and bully her, I will stand by her side and defend her no matter what, for she's not only my girlfriend but also my best friend, no one gets to harm her on my watch. I shall stand up with her against the bullies, for no one cause the person I care about so much and love to make her inflict self harm, even if it means I have to get violent to them I will for hurting her hurts me as well. I just hope I don't scare her when I stand up to her bullies, for she's already quite scared and I doing this because they're harming my girlfriend/best friend.

>> No.15112027

Seaslime? Now there's a girl I didn't expect to see.

>> No.15112033

>Sea Slime butt
This might be interesting.

>> No.15112041

What's wrong with that, after all the sadness and pain she's been through I think she deserves all the warm loving hug I can give her. It also helps her heal and become happier just as she she use to be, me hugging her for her arms cannot reach. my warmth will also help to express the love I still hold for her and if it means I get to see her beautiful smile again, she can have as much of my warmth as possible. I love her and my desire to make her better, to see her happy again drives me to hug her close to my heart and let her listen to it's beat, as it helps her relax and makes falling asleep for her much easier, especially combined with being in my arms.

>> No.15112062

>Satan-chan always bullies you as a loli projection until you find her real body in Lake Cocytus
>She's taller than you by a head, even in her seated position
>A pair of Hellhounds rouse her from her slumber as she grins, heavy breasts swaying with her getting out of the reclining position
>There's smoking stumps where her wings used to be, and her horns are black antlers sprawling up from her brow
>Notice she has Satyros legs
>You're going to end up munching carpet aren't you
>Anon.exe has stopped responding
>Try to run, chains and shackles binding you in place
>Her tongue slips across her lips as the Hellhounds start chortling at your panicked behavior
"You should've never come here."
>Her voice is a dark and sultry as tanned leather
"No one may leave this place, as is decreed by Me... and forbidden... by Her."
>Her expression darkens as she rips the tunic from your chest, one finger pointing upwards to the sky
"I am so ready to -FUCK- You."
"Two thousand years is quite a while to leave a woman unattended, boy."

>> No.15112064

Reminder to give your daughteru ample time in the sex dungeon so she can properly learn how to be lewd and obedient.

>> No.15112082

kobold daughteru fucker is that you?

>> No.15112085

I prefer the terms 'collection room' or 'family room' to 'sex dungeon'.

>> No.15112091

No, this >>15112085 is me. Sex dungeon sounds too crass, and it's not my place to tell other anons how to raise their daughterus.

>> No.15112094
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Why don't you just shove a nice "fuck off" suppository up your chocolate starfish and let me raise my daughter how I damn-well please, mister arse-licking shitlips.

>> No.15112096

What kind of monstergirl does Satan-chan give birth to?

>> No.15112098

Please no, I'm not ready for a thousand years of rough fucking.
Would the hellhounds be helping her or just masturbating while watching?

>> No.15112103

how rude.

>> No.15112109

Matango, because hell

Alternatively since one brave anon decided to fuck the princess herself, a really really powerful succubus that will turn all creatures above, on and under Earth into girls.

And that's where monstergirls come from dear anon.

>> No.15112112

Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again.

>> No.15112117

That's fine, just know that you're missing out.

>> No.15112120

I will made the gods bleed!

>> No.15112121

Why and how?

>> No.15112123

How will you do something in the future if you did it in the past, are you a wizard?

>> No.15112124

Do you mean in the virgin sense or the purge sense?

>> No.15112138

I will donate to that Dragon hobo that lives in the cardboard box behind my house

>> No.15112141

Maybe I am. I like to think there's a AU version of me that can fuck around with time.

>> No.15112146

And I like to think AU me is the pimp of Hell, but that ain't gonna be.

>> No.15112150

What could have happen to a proud dragon to put her in such a position that she has to beg for money?

And how are you going to make a virgin god agree to have sex with you?

>> No.15112158

>And how are you going to make a virgin god agree to have sex with you?
By showing her that gods are not so above it all.
And failing that, a DDR contest

>> No.15112170
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My first waifu
Fucking Bhodi

>> No.15112175

Tanukis tricked her into gambling all her money away, now I have too cook food for her and donate a little bit so she can pretend that she has a hoard.

>> No.15112177

I found something I think you guys will like.

>> No.15112196
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I REALLY need am Akiha MG:

>TFW no perflat, elegant, and smart ojou-sama MG that acts like she hates your guts, because you acted like a dick, but who is in reality extremely deredere

kill me

>> No.15112207

>Bullet dressed as Makoto
Now if only it wasn't literal cosplay.

>> No.15112208

>Bullet dressed as Makoto
This picture is old news famalam.

>> No.15112219
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Guilty Gear and Blazblue have a couple monstergirls, along with Melty Blood of course.

>> No.15112227

Is Neko-Arc an MG?

>> No.15112230

But would she be an Anubis or a Vampire?

>> No.15112231

>You give dragon hobo some money. Not much, just a the coins and a £5 note
>she thanks you with tears in her eyes. and swears on her honour that she'll repay you
>both her and her box are gone the next day.
>A year passes, and you've moved on
soon a new "box" tent product is both sold and given to the homeless.
>Get invited to factory to see boss
>boss is a dragon.
>you ask why she wanted to see you.
>she takes of her glasses and unbinds her hair, and it all comes back to you.
>she places something in your hand as she kisses you
>its the same amount you had given her
>"I told you I would repay you one day"

>> No.15112234

She's too cartoony and stylized.

>> No.15112244

Dick the dragon!

>> No.15112246

Bend her over the desk and go to town on her fat dragon ass!

>> No.15112251

Anubis is an almost perfect but as much as I love brown (and I truly, thoroughly love brown) Akiha just needs to be pale.

>> No.15112261
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gotta love office dragons

>> No.15112277

Mind as well invite her to live with me. Even if she is rich now, she is still alone.

>> No.15112284

I'd invite her to live me when she was still living on the street. Homeless or not, that's still likely the best chance I have at getting a Dragon waifu.

>> No.15112295

I don't think my house is good enough for a Dragon, but if she is happy I would welcome her with open arms and a table full of food.

>> No.15112296

Is he stroking his large moustache?

>> No.15112299

It's better than the streets, anon.

>> No.15112304
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>> No.15112306

drinking from a coffee cup, you ponce.

>> No.15112307

The context here is that he's drinking coffee that contains something that allows the Dragon boss to produce fire IIRC.

>> No.15112308

a chu to you too.

>> No.15112309

I want to play doctor for a sick Hinezumi, cute stuff.

>> No.15112315

If im remember the green text right, he's drinking spiked juice

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>> No.15112318

How do I light her fire back up?

>> No.15112321

>Monster girl waifu now has the same gestation period as her animal counterpart
How long must you now wait for daughterus?

>> No.15112327


>> No.15112328

Cuddling will fix that cold.

>> No.15112334
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What if I like Undead girls? How does this apply to Undead beastman types?

>> No.15112335

Orgasm deny until she ignites and rapes you.

>> No.15112336

More like cuddling will pass on that cold.

>> No.15112337

Suddenly elemental, checkmate anon.

>> No.15112344

And then she gets to feel guilty and dress up as a nurse after she's healthy, perfect.

>> No.15112346

About 18 days for the eggs to hatch.

>> No.15112347

And then you'll pass the cold back to her.

>> No.15112351

How long is that?

>> No.15112360

Its actually about the same length of time.

>> No.15112362
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What >>15112334 said.
Until MANONOMANA dose it thing and make her womb fertile?
Well, that or until she uses her magic to make her self fertile.

>> No.15112364

Lich a cute.

>> No.15112376
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Liches are the cutest and you can't prove me wrong.

>> No.15112381

Sorry, was playing Darkest Soles. Don't know, really. It was just a brainfart that would probably be beyond one's writing ability to expand without getting a cat's hand worth of shitposts.

>> No.15112384

Alright, who let the Liches in?

>> No.15112398
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The best.

>> No.15112406

It depends on what reptile they resemble the most.

>> No.15112407
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You're right.

>> No.15112413

>Hathorite Lich never

>> No.15112425

Liches aren't cute.
They're sexual.

>> No.15112431

Thick lich
best lich
I want to sit one in my lap and grope every inch of her while she tries to study.

>> No.15112435

>60-80 days

Fuck. I don't know if I could support a family this large.

>> No.15112464

How would your monster waifu react if she found out you're actually a clone of the original "you," who perished and was replaced by a carbon copy without her even realizing it

>> No.15112469

Meltdown and/or mindbreak

>> No.15112471

Are you implying they can't be both?

>> No.15112479

But if you act and think exactly the same as the original, does it really matter if you're a carbon copy?

>> No.15112483

The ultimate cuckoldry, what the fuck.

>> No.15112486

Is it better to give or receive hat pats?

>> No.15112487

If you don't mind dying and having another "you" live your life from then on, I guess not.

>> No.15112488

>Hathorite undead girl harem never
>No Hathorite Vampire
>No Hathorite Lich
>No Hathorite Wight
>No Hathorite Zombies
>No Hathorite Ghouls
Shit sucks man.
Speaking of undead girls, does anyone have that old greentext about a guy being the caretaker for a cemetary inhabited by undead monstergirls?

>> No.15112489

Cute isn't something that you mount five times per day and breed like an animal. What comes out of her as the result of that is cute.

>> No.15112490

I think a better question would be why would I clone myself to start with? I mean, things are bad enough with only one of me.

Then again, maybe my clone realized this, and that's why there's still only one...

>> No.15112502

I did.

>> No.15112506

Well, it's either die and have your waifu upset, or clone yourself to keep your waifu happy, even beyond death.

>> No.15112511

>He doesn't find Kuu girls ahegaoing to be cute
Well, opinions are opinions.

>> No.15112520

Comics? Thought this was just a couple of concept drawings, sauce?

>> No.15112522

Good going, Anon. Now they won't stop "correcting" people about their opinions on them.

>> No.15112523

>Hathorite Lich
>Embraced the teachings of Hathor and modified her body to be tall, busty and curvy.
>Makes you sit in her soft lap and suckle from her as she tests for ways to make breastfeeding more mutually pleasurable
>Performing up to her standards means she rewards you by allowing you to use any part of her body you like.
>This also serves the purpose of gathering data for what the perfect Onee-san/CC body-type is.
>Sometimes slips up and tells you to call her mom.

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>> No.15112532

>Lich waifu put her big bubble butt up in the air for you to breed
>Put it in her anus instead
>She flips out and makes you wash your dick and put it in missionary
>Lectures you through the whole session about how you shouldn't waste any precious sperm like that
>Hugs you tight when you cum inside her

>> No.15112538

They're just talking anon, nothing bad about that.

>> No.15112540
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>Lich Hathorite
>fanned out, silky short hair
>massive Holstaur-tier tits and a chubby belly to compliment
>wears a cow-print bikini top that looks gorgeous on her light violet skin
>tied around her waist is a tattered sash marked with the insignia of her Undead Kingdom based sect
>in place of her former skull shaped wrist, ankle, and neck cuffs are stylized trinkets based off of cow skulls
>due to Hathors association with fertility, the goal of this Liches research is to find a way for her fellow Undead to conceive faster

>> No.15112541

>the perfect Onee-san/CC body-type
>Komodo oneechan with corpse smell and kuu
I'm okay with this.

>> No.15112557

>Embraced the teachings of Hathor and modified her body to be tall, busty and curvy.
>Makes you sit in her soft lap and suckle from her as she tests for ways to make breastfeeding more mutually pleasurable
>This also serves the purpose of gathering data for what the perfect Onee-san/CC body-type is.
>Hugs you tight when you cum inside her

What a perfect specimen.

>> No.15112574

I can only imagine her using her husband as a testbed for the various potions and drugs she creates to help undead girls with getting pregnant.
By which I mean she shotguns fertility potions and then has him fuck her until both of them collapse in exhaustion.

>> No.15112592

Wanna mating press a Lich

Gonna mating press a Lich.

>> No.15112598

Gonna lotus position a Lich on a hot day for that sweet cooling action.

>> No.15112601

Monstergirls can't rape you if you're an ethereal ascended spirit who maintains balance in the universe

>> No.15112611

That sounds nice too. That way you can hug her while you fuck that Lich silly.

>> No.15112622

Consider also spooning hotdogging.

>> No.15112632

It has been considered.

>> No.15112639

Neutronium Golem can

>> No.15112644


Did you think about how you can feel her cold back all over your chest? How your dick will be sandwiched between her chilly thighs? How your hands will be free to wander around her front, always looking for a fresh spot?

And if you let her lay on top of you instead of spooning, her weight will press down on you like an icy blanket.

>> No.15112648

Impregnating with the force of a thousand suns

>> No.15112657

Yes, I have fully considered it and will do it when I can.

>> No.15112658

Oh come ON

>> No.15112666
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I really want to kiss this Thing!

>> No.15112668

>Those people behind it.
Gonna burn it.

>> No.15112674

What if they were bullies or NTR'ers?

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>> No.15112678

Still gonna burn it.

>> No.15112685

>tfw you remember the Japanese / Chinese flu is deadly

We need to get her to the doctors ASAP!

>> No.15112686

Please don't do it before I've had a chance to cum inside her and let her fertilized spores fill the atmosphere.

>> No.15112687

>Abominations and satanic trips
I need a Paladin.

>> No.15112691

I want to turn a Paladin into an abomination, or have an Abomination who enlists as a paladin.

>> No.15112694

Nope, gonna burn it before you even see her.

>> No.15112698

It's really mean to murder someone else's waifu, anon.

>> No.15112708

Your wife is a murderer.

>> No.15112716

But I still love her!

>> No.15112721 [SPOILER] 
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The Celestial Host are cute! Cute!

>> No.15112722

But if you murder her, you're going to be no different! There must be another way to solve this problem.

>> No.15112723

She killed for her country!

>> No.15112725

>My Husband, the day you were born the very winds of Icecrown whispered the name... "Anonymous"...
>I watched with baited breath as you grew into a weapon of righteousness
>My Husband, my suitors have always attempted to court me with strength, and wisdom
>And I know you'll show restraint when exercising your great power
>But, the truest victory, My Husband
>Is stirring the heart of your Queen to go doki-doki
>I tell you this, for when our bachelor days are at an end...

>> No.15112727

>Not a pair of tits crudely photoshopped onto it.
One job.

>> No.15112734

It matters not anon, for she is a cold hearted killer!

The only way to solve this problem is with fire.

She killed innocent people in her own country!

>> No.15112740

We're going to run away to her home dimension where we can be safe and produce millions of spores as the proof of our love!

>> No.15112779
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I wish Barb's Scorpicore had stories

>> No.15112785

Ever since the Wurm thing, i want to see a Chaika face pasted on top of every piece of this guy's art.

>> No.15112786

I just know you're aware of the redundancy.

>> No.15112789

That's a monstergirl based off of a DnD creature instead of the MGE Manticore.

>> No.15112790

I just checked the other art from this artist. Pretty interresting to look at.

>> No.15112796

>Pretty interresting to look at.
Yeah, sure, "interesting"

>> No.15112800

That's literally the name of the Might and Magic unit she's based on.

>> No.15112804

This is fucking silly.

>> No.15112806

>not a lich who has made adjustments to make her ass tighter, and hips, thighs and rear a bit bigger, her back musculature to look more beautiful and even her height just right for a perfect docking angle when you get on top of her, because it's a statistical fact you mount her often enough to warrant improvements

>> No.15112815

>her back musculature to look more beautiful
Brb getting milked by a muscle-Lich. She's casting Fist on my dick by making jojo poses.

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>> No.15112822

Would consider fugging the one on the left.

>> No.15112824

I wish I were being satirical but I'm not. It's the only real name I can think to associate with a scorpion tailed Manticore as well because lawdy lawdy heaven fobid she not have her tail onahole

>> No.15112826

Sweet Satan. It burns!

>> No.15112832

>scorpion tailed Manticore
Anon, that's my point. All Manticores have scorpion tails.

>> No.15112848

Not the MGE ones, mind you.

>> No.15112861

I didn't mean she'd get swole, just that it would be an elegant back that looks nice.

>> No.15112870

Too bad, she's about to flex her thighs and make that ethereal fist pump me even faster.

>> No.15112910

Hey Barkeep!

Get me a...get me a Lich Reanimator on the rockss.

Don't be looking down on me yous smug asshole wallsh of fame, I'm gonna take take you down!

Takesh you down!

>> No.15112915

Looks like you had enough, maybe your waifu should take you home?

>> No.15112916

A welcome action and I'll reward her for.
Just hope she's ready for the size of rear I want her to have

>> No.15112918

Sir, this is a department store.

>> No.15112922

You sayin bleach isn't drinkable?

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>> No.15112931

Sir, please hand over the bottle of disinfectant. I'd rather not being scolded by my boss.

>> No.15112946

Why does she look so happy? Did she drink too much?

>> No.15112951
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She's happy because you're there.

>> No.15112958

There's no way she's happy that I'm there.

>> No.15112961

She's pretty genki looking. I love her.

>> No.15112981

Genki Succubus is best Succubus

>> No.15112988


>Sit next to her
>Her tail rests itself in your lap,
>Her wing goes against your back

Ah geez

>> No.15113008

That's so fucking cute.
I'm gonna die from diabetes over here.
What would cuddling with her be like?

>> No.15113012

With my luck, she'll wrap her tail around my waist to pull me close.

>No need to be so shy. Come a little closer.

>> No.15113019

And then she accidentally tilts your chair by pulling you and next you know you're on the ground

>> No.15113040

The despair in her face and her apologising voice would make me fall for her in an instant.

>> No.15113053

Wouldn't that knock over her chair too? Does that mean I'd fall on top of her?

>> No.15113059

That's not how diseases and immunity work anon...

>> No.15113069

Magical diseases don't give a fuck

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Walrus Girls are CUTE.


>> No.15113073
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>Tfw Late Night's Magnum Opus is kind of like the bar version of the Last Supper
>With Monster Girls

>> No.15113074

Then she'd make some comment about you falling for her so easily.

>> No.15113080


>> No.15113091


>> No.15113093

You'd fall on top of her like you were in an anime, both your hands would be grabbing her tits while you accidentally kiss her

>> No.15113104

Well, consider me seduced.

>> No.15113109


>> No.15113110

>Implying it wouldn't be face-first into her tits
Except instead of the generic freak out of a harem protagonist you kind of just lie there

>> No.15113123


Where are the drawfags when you need them, this sounds amazing!

>> No.15113128

Whoa now, I don't know about that.
At least let us get to a room first.

>> No.15113130

But anon, then she'd be able to feel the heat from my blush!

>> No.15113138

She'd probably smell nice too

>> No.15113144

Oh Lordy, must head pat

>> No.15113148


But what do you do if she giggles and asks if you plan to get up anytime soon?

>> No.15113168

Well then you try to get up. You can't have your face smothered between those soft mountains of land all day. And you're in a bar no less!
Just be careful when getting up. It seems your pants are a bit tighter than usual

>> No.15113192

>It seems your pants are a bit tighter than usual
Shit, I knew I shouldn't have equipped my shrinking ray with a sensitive trigger.

>> No.15113204

Says you. Maybe I just lay in her chest all day, having a few drinks and chatting with her, watching as she blushes about the whole situation & trying to not just mount me in the middle of a bar.

>> No.15113216

>Anon testing a Succubutt's patience by being lewd without being lewd
Would you "accidentally" spill a drink and have it fall down her cleavage and blame it on you being "tipsy"
Would you lick it up since you're "drunk" and didn't think of using a napkin?

>> No.15113226
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What sort of games would a Manticore even like anyway?

>> No.15113230

Can't waste a drop of that drink you spilled, Anon. Especially since it was pricey as fuck, top quality liquor.

>> No.15113234

That's a very prominent chin.

>> No.15113240

The rape game.

>> No.15113245

I want to tell Gazer that I liked the new DOOM

>> No.15113253

>Anon being drunk and doing lewd things to her out of drunkenness
>She just bears with it and contains her own lewdness because she knows you're just drunk and it's not you acting
>That's until she snaps when you accidentally find a sensible spot on her and she drags you upstairs.
>The bartender sighs, thankful that she opened the second floor or else she would have drunk people fucking in the middle of her bar every weekend.

>> No.15113271
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Wouldn't the bartender like to fuck in the middle of her bar when she's sure no one's looking?

>> No.15113281

Then who would handle the drinks?

>> No.15113283
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No! That's unsanitary! she doesn't want her bar to get shut down. Besides, there's plenty of rooms upstairs. Just wait until after last call or get someone to cover for her.

>> No.15113287

I'm not even a gazer and I want to slap you. Fuck turning the most iconic FPS into a Halo clone.

>> No.15113290

>That Yuki and wendigo

Never noticed them before

>> No.15113308

Halo copied Doom though. If it didn't exist, nobody would bash the new game.

Besides, only the multiplayer is Halo-like because it was made by ex-halo devs. id is making the campaign by themselses, it's gonna be different.

>> No.15113310

God dammit satan-chan you posted today already.

>> No.15113314

Oh for the love of

I guess I should have expected that.

>> No.15113320
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I want a big-breasted, retired Oni warrior for a bartender.

She can tell me war stories while the bar creaks under the weight of her breasts.

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I wouldn't be bothered by Doom's multiplayer playing like Halo if it played like one of the GOOD Halo games. But instead, it's made by the guys who did the multiplayer for Halo 4, the one that died a month after release because they shoehorned in fucking CoD loadouts like they're doing again with Doom.

This is what I'm hoping, that they outsourced the multiplayer so that they can focus on the single player portions of the game. They're supposed to be having a stream for campaign and snapmap pretty soon, I heard.
I just want to know if my 960 can run it.

Have a kobold.

>> No.15113349

>Anyone being happy that I'm around
Nice try.

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That's a furry.

>> No.15113360

What's yeti-chan doing there, she's too young to drink!

>> No.15113374

I want to molest a Kobold like if she was a common house pet.

>> No.15113387

>Old Oni warlord running a bar
>She has her club hanging over the bar
>Loves to tell war stories & show off her battle scars
>Has a loud laugh that rattles the rafters
>Can drink her regulars under the table and still run the bar perfectly
>Has a standing bet in the bar
>One night to do whatever you want with her if you can handle three shots of her homemade brew
>Those heaving tits she barely contains tempt a lot of guys, but nobody's cashed in yet
>She just laughs when they all black out

>> No.15113397

>drunk Yeti hugging you a little too much
>Pally service has to take her home and tuck her into bed before she tries to hug everyone she sees

>> No.15113399

I'm gonna drink that Oni under the table, then I'm going to marry her!

>> No.15113400

She's probably just having a coca-cola, it's all good.

>> No.15113401
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I'd still fuck her

Do Kobolds come in different breeds? Like tomboyish husky kobolds, or genki small breed kobolds?

>> No.15113410

I'm going to pet her like she is the last kobold in the world.

>> No.15113417

>Husky Kobold
>Big girl, extra fluffy
>Stamina for days
>Surprisingly smart, but also stubborn
I'll take 8

>> No.15113427

I hear the losers have to be her boob-carriers for a day.

>> No.15113428

Yes, like Newfoundland Kobolds.

>> No.15113431

I would imagine that for every breed of dog, there is a breed of kobold.
Oh man, I'd love a Newfoundland Kobold. All that mofu and muscle barreling into me when I come home from work.

>> No.15113434

What a whore.