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Anonymous Mon May 2 20:50:41 2016 No.15163442 [Reply] [Original]

Kanako is my mommy, and she's so pretty even when she's all sleepy!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 20:59:51 2016 No.15163498 She must be pretty when drunk and tipsy too

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 21:17:45 2016 No.15163600 >>15163442 Dude I'm gonna do a mating press with your mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 21:23:35 2016 No.15163625 File: 450 KB, 676x1000, 5dd6efc3d6509e992b35359b02380d37.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15163442 Your mommy has nice titties, she has plenty of milk to share and I want some.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 21:25:10 2016 No.15163630 >>15163600 Sorry, sons only

>>	Anonymous Mon May 2 21:43:52 2016 No.15163733 >>15163630 I'm your father, kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 07:57:51 2016 No.15166338 I love Mom!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 11:23:41 2016 No.15167089 >>15163625 I want mommy's milk too!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 3 11:28:27 2016 No.15167113 >>15163625 >Condom How am I supposed to make her a mother if she insists on that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 22:01:57 2016 No.15176231 >>15163442 I want to worship Mom!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 4 22:27:28 2016 No.15176361 Mama's titties!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 00:02:35 2016 No.15176740 dude your mom's my wife

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 00:05:08 2016 No.15176750 File: 133 KB, 600x800, kanako popcicle1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to completely destroy your mom.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 00:42:36 2016 No.15176896 >>15176750 A mother's first time belongs to her son. It's the law, and it's enforced.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 01:14:54 2016 No.15177002 File: 116 KB, 516x728, kanako3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15176896 You're full of shit, and I don't care if you're right anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 11:50:32 2016 No.15179136 File: 876 KB, 1066x1500, Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Thu May 5 12:08:50 2016 No.15179225 Your mommy is dead

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 14:06:39 2016 No.15185484 >>15179136 First time on the jay? If you don't like it get out enjoy your stay

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 16:56:26 2016 No.15186163 >>15179136 happy birthday mein Freund

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 22:57:31 2016 No.15194278 Please tell Mom you love her for Mothers Day.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 23:03:23 2016 No.15194299 why is /jp/ so mazacon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 23:04:53 2016 No.15194308 File: 276 KB, 840x564, mommy!!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15194278 I don't have a mom, she died when I was young. Sometimes I like to pretend Hijirin is my mom though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 23:05:35 2016 No.15194311 >>15179136 When did he say that?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 13:37:46 2016 No.15198093 File: 56 KB, 515x755, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Giving mommy a kiss!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 14:40:50 2016 No.15198493 File: 409 KB, 600x1000, 5e2e36a37fa1113b870f437637818f82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 18:10:06 2016 No.15199720 File: 190 KB, 1400x1050, 53969950_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 18:11:07 2016 No.15199729 File: 175 KB, 1400x1050, 53969950_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 18:50:43 2016 No.15200044 >>15194308 Does that make Ichirin your auntie?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 17:28:40 2016 No.15211219 >>15163625 Mom's big !!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 17:53:02 2016 No.15211388 I never really understood why anyone would worship the god of get rich quick schemes that hilariously blow up in your face.

Anonymous Tue May 10 18:08:24 2016 No.15211476

>>15211388
SoPM paints her as the most business-savvy.
In fact, while the two others clearly invoke religious ideals during the interview, Kanako is more interested in earthly matters; in fact, she introduced herself as the person "in charge of the Moriya Shrine's affairs" (instead of the resident deity).
Seeing as the shrine thrives in spite of its location, that one episode with the bird was likely just a single miscalculation.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 18:55:34 2016 No.15211688 >>15198493 What a hot hag.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 18:58:31 2016 No.15211695 File: 797 KB, 880x1200, not mom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15200044 Yeah.

Anonymous Tue May 10 19:01:56 2016 No.15211706

>>15211388
Thats one reason I hate her.
If she is so great at getting me rich, why does she need donations for her shrine?

Kanako is a fraud.
I would jsut give my money to Reimu, I dont get why she doesnt get more donations given she is the barrier maiden. I mean if the barrier maiden died wouldnt the barrier be fucked? Meanign Reimu (and Yukari and Ran) are the most important people due to their relationship with the barrier?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 19:10:07 2016 No.15211738 >>15211706 >I dont get why she doesnt get more donations given she is the barrier maiden I think Reimu's shrine seldom gets visited because of all the youkai that hang around there. People are too scared.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 19:14:53 2016 No.15211761 >>15211738 Doesn't help that she is too chummy with the human eating abominations.

Anonymous Tue May 10 19:22:03 2016 No.15211789

>>15211738
Who cares? If she dies Gensokyo would be fucked.
Also Reimu should be viewed highly given she solves so many incidents. The only youkai who consistently hang around her shrine are Suika, Shinmyomaru and Kasen. Yukari visits but isnt exactly living there. Hell Yukari hasnt got a record of attacking humans, they have no reason to fear her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 10 19:31:12 2016 No.15211819 >>15211789 That last example is just silly.

Anonymous Tue May 10 19:36:35 2016 No.15211833

>>15211819
>That last example is just silly.

>Strangely, this youkai rarely attacks humans.
>A youkai that never attacks humans is by definition not a youkai, so it is assumed that she does somewhere.
>As she can freely visit the outside world, it's speculated that she attacks humans in the outside world (*5).
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Yukari_Yakumo

Only outsiders need to fear her.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 12 19:44:22 2016 No.15223185 File: 178 KB, 692x960, k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 13 22:41:03 2016 No.15228930 >>15223185 all i want is life is my dick being wrapped by mom's tits so i can cum just under that mirror and then have her go on her day with my sticky cum slipping under her breast while desperately tries to hide it

>>	Anonymous Sun May 15 23:56:49 2016 No.15239694 File: 629 KB, 575x800, f61adca5b2c4ff878560fd2af41a1da7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15228930 Kanak walking around the whole day with your seed in her bra! I'd love photos of her mortified face as she tries to hide it from everyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 18 05:26:14 2016 No.15251131 Ｆ−ａ　！

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