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Vanilla Mofu

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>> No.15169575

June is pure.

>> No.15169581

>>15169574
What if I prefer Strawberry Mofu?

>> No.15169582

With only a quarter a day you can help find a cure and end Spontaneous Monster to Human Disorder

>> No.15169586
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15169586

This is their year, the Leafs are gonna win!

>> No.15169588

>>15169575
She's a disgrace.

>> No.15169590

50 images leftover what a record

>> No.15169592

Tubby meidos in too small skirts be they kiki, shoggoth, or even a kobold

>> No.15169593

>>15169574
That's a pretty boasty vanilla wolfu.

>>15169586
This is a pretty lonely Yeti. Fucking unnaceptable.

>> No.15169594

>>15169575
Is it just me or do a significant number of anons become Junefags after reading Vengeance?

>> No.15169595

So in regards to the topic last thread:

If a slime girl was turned into a human, you could probably turn her back by letting a dark slime have their way with her. Plus, the human-slime would get the added bonus of feeling the most intense pleasure ever in their solid body as they're melted back to their original form.

>> No.15169598

>>15169581
No such thing.

>> No.15169599
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15169599

new demo when

>> No.15169604

>>15169588
Kicking her can all over the place?

>> No.15169606

>>15169594
I would wager I'm only one of like, five at most. But I'm the only one who has the balls to praise her in public.

>> No.15169607

>>15169594
Nah, it's probably just bait. Nobody in their right mind would like that character.

>> No.15169608
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>>15169586
Canadian monstergirls best monstergirls.

>> No.15169609

BIG
BEAUTIFUL
DRAGON
WINGS

>> No.15169611

>>15169590
I think we got bumped off by some guy spamming threads with pepe OPs.

>> No.15169614

>>15169593
Nobody goes to Leafs games except diehard Yuki-onna and Yeti fans

>> No.15169626

>>15169586
She's pretty chipper despite being the only one there.

>> No.15169629

>>15169607
>Nobody in their right mind
And where exactly do you think we are, anon?

>> No.15169634
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15169634

HELLHOUND
IS
WINNING

>> No.15169635

>>15169629
Point taken, but insanity does not absolve one of his sins.

>> No.15169637
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15169637

>>15169599
Soon I'd hope.

>> No.15169638

I bet vampires would make nice friends even if they need a bit of blood everyonce in a while

>> No.15169644

>>15169635
It's okay anon. You don't have to like the waifu of my choice. You should probably go and love on your waifu instead of trying to be confrontational though!

>> No.15169646

>>15169644
Stating facts is hardly confrontational.

>> No.15169648

No depressing slime talk like we had last thread, please.

>> No.15169671
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>> No.15169677

>>15169671
No.

>> No.15169681

>>15169671
No anon.

>> No.15169694

>>15169671
NO

>> No.15169695

>>15169671
What the fuck.

>> No.15169701

>>15169586
>Leafs
>Ever winning
The Canucks have a better chance at winning than the Leafs ever will.

>> No.15169703

>>15169671
Yes.

>> No.15169707

>>15169671
I don't get what's happening.

>> No.15169711

>>15169586
Yeti is best winter girl!

>> No.15169713

>>15169671
Fairies are for dicking while they ahego at the sensation of you stretching them

>> No.15169719

What would it be like if famous myths/legends/religious stories had monstergirls playing the antagonists?

>Ancient Egypt times
>Be pharaoh
>Brother/fucktoy shows up after running off into the desert and disappearing for a week or so
>Immense sense of relief
>"I'm taking the jews and leaving!" storms out
>Smile because it's one of his old pranks
>Yell after him
>"Okay, dinner's at 9 and sex is at 10."
>Go back to lounging and eating grapes
>30 minutes later anubutt rushes into your chambers in a panic
>"Your majesty! Moses is running off with all the tanukis, what should we do?!"
>"...oh shit, he was serious?"

>> No.15169721

What if a fairy was give the opportunity to be human sized. Would any take the offer

>> No.15169725

>>15169719
Tanukis are the Demon Lord's chosen people

>> No.15169730

>>15169725
I want a strongfat tanuki to be my mistress and Surprise me for my birthday by wearing a naked apron

>> No.15169736

>>15169608
I'm gonna roughly and violently violate that beaver!

>> No.15169742

>>15169719
>>15169725
>Tanukis are Jews
Hahaha that's so funny! Fuck off.

>> No.15169744

>>15169648
It's inly depressing if you make it depressing.
Look at it like this. We see all the advantages a slimegirl has, but what about the other way around? What advantages would a slimegirl see in a human body? For one, it's relative resistance. Where extreme could adversely affect a slime, either freezing or overheating her, a human body can still act without being majorly physically altered and impeded. We have hardy bodies, and can swim without fear of dissolving in large bodies of water. And imagine, when a slimegirl wraps around your body, what she feels. How hard and solid you must be. All the tiny imperfections and details on the many surfaces of your body. You can be a strong, firm constant to her, like a warm, loving rock.
That, and it's harder to make a slimegirl feel embraced than a solid person. Imagine a slimegirl turning human, and being spooned for the first time in her life. Imagine her, once doing all the wrapping up, now being enveloped in an absolute, loving embrace like that.

There's upsides and downsides. You just need the imagination to perceive them.

>> No.15169747

>>15169742
TIDF go and stay go

>> No.15169749

>>15169742
SHUT IT DOWN.

>> No.15169751

>Growing up with a Manticore neighbor
>She's the same age as you and your parents have had the two of you playing together since you were both in diapers
>She has a tail fixation and gets nervous when she doesn't have one of your fingers stuck in it
>Your parents don't get it because they don't know how Manticores work, and her parents think it's cute
>For the two of you, it's like holding hands, you're too young to know better
>Growing up, she learns about the birds and the bees first, but keeps doing it because now it's both comforting and arousing
>It's awkward for a bit when you learn what her tail's for, but ultimately it's been so long that you're used to it too
>When the two of you finally officially become a couple, she doesn't even use her tail and the two of you just have normal sex
>Even as adults, she still likes to hold your fingers with her tail, and the two of you smile while watching your daughter lead a boy her age around with her tail the same way your wife led you around at that age

>> No.15169754

>>15169594
June is a girl who did nothing wrong?

>> No.15169756

>>15169744
I'm pretty sure rewriting her bodies code would be painful

>> No.15169758

>>15169744
But she would have to learn how to move and take care of a human body from lesson one. It would be long and messy.

>> No.15169760

>>15169742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

>> No.15169761

>>15169751
>he doesn't even use her tail
whoa man too far man that is way too lewd

>> No.15169764
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15169764

To the Anon who recommended this to me, thanks. First time I see a mango without any insufferable overused tropes. First one I read in years, too. Heartwarming stuff.

This manga is making me more and more miserable by the minute

>> No.15169765

>>15169599
She looks so soft and rubbery

>> No.15169770

>>15169736
But she's going to slap her tail wildly and loudly

>> No.15169771

>>15169634
Dog is making crude gesture

>> No.15169773

>>15169764
It really is great. I want every girl to get a good end

>> No.15169774

>>15169756
Why does it have to be? It isn't when a human is fundamentally changed and rewritten into a monstergirl. Why do you want it to h painful?

>> No.15169777

>>15169634
Winning what?

>> No.15169779

>>15169701
Are they like the Canadian Red Sox?

>> No.15169782

>>15169671
>That artist
No, fuck you
I don't know what's happening and I'm not going to try to figure it out
Fairies are for loving

>> No.15169783

>>15169764
>A genki Vampire will never pop up from behind the couch and say "Anon, nib nib"

>> No.15169786

>>15169634
Is she winning enough?

>> No.15169790

>>15169721
What is Titania

>> No.15169795

>>15169747
Except Tanukis have literally never been jewish in any sense of the word. If anything where a Kitsune is smug for outsmarting you, Tanukis make a fool out of you for shits-n-giggles or because they suck at expressing their love for you.

Kitsunes may have nine tails but at least the fucking raccoon dogs have more transformations.

>> No.15169802

>>15169770
I'll just have to pin it down with rope or something

>> No.15169806

>>15169586
if they do I'll fuckin jump in a lake

>> No.15169808

>>15169771
Spank the dog?

>>15169779
Somewhat.

>> No.15169809

>>15169634
what is she winning anon?

>> No.15169810

Which monstergirl is best for a man who needs his smile protected from toxic family and mental disorders?

>> No.15169813

I want to meet a kind little elf That currently holds the title for worlds strongest woman (biped).

>> No.15169816

I want to confuse an Elf by not raping her

>> No.15169817

>>15169810
kobold or lizard women

>> No.15169821

>>15169795
>Work as merchants and bankers
>Take over society from the shadows and remake it to suit them
But then again they do love the humans they take over and try to make it so they benefit.

>> No.15169828
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15169828

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15169831
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Lich ass and thighs
Fucking the undead under moonlight

>> No.15169832
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>>15169777
>>15169809
My heart

>> No.15169835

>>15169809
>"Are you winning, son?" image with a nerdhound

>> No.15169837

>>15169810
Mindflayer.

You know, 'Mindflayer' is kind of derogatory. I think we should call them Mind-enhancers, or Mind-renovators.

>> No.15169838

>>15169816
>"What's the matter, Elf? Why are you staring at an innocent human traveler on the forest? Perhaps you're looking for some HUMAN DIK?"
>"Too bad!"
>"Unlike my peers, I have complete control over my urges! NO RAPE FOR YOU!"
>Walk away

>> No.15169844

>>15169831
I want a lich with a dangerously big rear, hips, and thighs.

>> No.15169845

>>15169828
I want a picture of a Holst in this pose

>>15169831
Charon a cute

>> No.15169846

>>15169837
Mind-enlighteners.
You can only know if you become part of our inclusive family.

>> No.15169848
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15169848

How would you comfort a rodent after she's had a devastating loss?

>> No.15169849

>>15169828
>you will never be breastfed by a onee-san Hellhound delinquent
>or a Dragon, Arachne, Lich, Oni, etc.

>> No.15169850

>>15169832
>Accidentally saved this pic in my waifu folder

Does this count as cheating?

>> No.15169852

>>15169835
>"Are you winning, sweety?"
>"DAD!"

>> No.15169855

>>15169850
No Anon.

You're just waking up to the truth

>> No.15169856

>>15169848
Ask her what she's eatin'.

>> No.15169857

>>15169852
How would nerdhound react to you walking on her masturbating to a human boy dating sim?

>> No.15169859

>>15169848
Take her to a Tim Hortons.

>> No.15169860

>>15169837
Mindsoothers.

>> No.15169863

>>15169859
She'd probably prefer buttery stuff or cuban food.

>> No.15169865

>>15169857
Looks like you lost

>> No.15169866

>>15169848
Give her all the cheese she can eat

>> No.15169867

>>15169806
Just out fer a rip are ya bud?

>> No.15169868

>>15169863
Fine. We order takeout and watch a movie. Maybe that zodiac one.

>> No.15169873

>>15169868
I get where you're going with this.

>> No.15169874

>>15169838
This is how you obtain an elf stalker.

>> No.15169875

>>15169868
Good choice.

>> No.15169880

>>15169857
She'd freeze with her fingers still in her.
Even better if you see she's swapped character names around its her and you

>> No.15169882
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15169882

I'm tired guys. Post comfy images.

>> No.15169886

>>15169882
Too early to go through images.

>> No.15169887

>>15169857
Throw stuff at you while yelling for you to get out. Then you push her to the side and see what not she choose and possibly laugh at her taste.

>> No.15169889

>>15169880
Oh jeez, that's beyond embarrassing. I'd have to tell her that there's no way I could bring myself to love such pathetic loser like herself.

>> No.15169894

>>15169889
Please don't bully the nerdhound, she's a good girl

>> No.15169896
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>>15169882

>> No.15169897 [SPOILER] 
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15169897

how does /mgg/ feel about pregnant monster girls?

>> No.15169899

>>15169880
>swapped character names around its her and you
I wonder which anon she is talking about because it can't be me

>> No.15169900

>>15169897
bretty gud

>> No.15169903

>>15169897
Love them.

>> No.15169905

>>15169880
That's when you lean over, look at the screen, and tell her that you're bigger than he is.

>> No.15169906

>>15169894
For you.

>> No.15169908

>>15169897
Nigger you asked this exact question with this exact picture a billion times

>> No.15169909
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>>15169832

>> No.15169912

>>15169897
Only if it's someone different than that shit-tier waifu.

>> No.15169913
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>>15169897
The best. We need more of them.

>> No.15169919

>>15169897
Good.

A real question is how they'd feel about hyper preg

>> No.15169920

>>15169897
I don't have the financial ability to raise a child at this time.

>> No.15169922

I want to watch a monstergirl play a dating sim and crack jokes the whole time. I mean wouldn't it be funny if we named the characters after ourselves

>> No.15169924

>>15169905
Just so you can see her shiver from a surprise climax, right?

>>15169906
Exactly.
Nerd hound would have a baby bump in no time

>> No.15169925
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15169925

I have to ask /mgg/ which mg would have the puffiest?

>> No.15169928

>>15169897
I keep forgetting that the Echidna in that image is Merse

>> No.15169935

>>15169925
A witch after a potion spilled on them.
Itll go down after a while, she'll just have to change her gait until then

>> No.15169936

>>15169742
JIDF pls

>> No.15169942

>>15169924
>Just so you can see her shiver from a surprise climax, right?

Damn straight. And then you start acting out one of the scenes, complete with pauses for her 'choices.'

>> No.15169943

>>15169925
Werebat

>> No.15169945
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15169945

you guys ever miss crayonfag?

>> No.15169948

>>15169925
The puff pastry MGs

>> No.15169949

>>15169942
She's just going to begin panicking and start schlicking because it's all she knows.

>> No.15169953

>>15169945
yeah, alot...

>> No.15169955

>>15169945
All the time. Yeah, he wasn't the best art wise, but he was a bro.
AND BROS NEVER DIE

>> No.15169956

>>15169925
Holy fuck, that's PUFFY.

>> No.15169961

>>15169956
Could be puffier

>> No.15169966

>>15169949
And then you push her hands away and admonish her. After all, that's your job. One way or another, the nerdhound is gonna get it. It's just a matter of whether she succumbs to unexpected charisma, or she goes full-rapehound.

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>>15169943
I like the way you think!

>> No.15169970

>>15169942
What if she is shit at those games all her choices are bad ends

>> No.15169975

>>15169970
Change the genre. Make bad ends entail the heroine getting tenderly loved.

>> No.15169976

>>15169966
Or mating press, her tail going like there's no Tomorrow

>> No.15169981

>>15169976
Hey! Don't spoil the true ending

>> No.15169985

I wonder what happens if you don't rape an elf

>> No.15169988

>>15169985

Garithos will be proud of you.

>> No.15169989

>>15169897
If you really loved your waifu, you would keep her pregnant all the time.

>> No.15169990
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15169990

"Hi Anon~! I need you to help me fill in some information on your tax returns..."

>> No.15169991

>>15169985
They will get haughty as hell until you want to do it.

>> No.15169995
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15169995

>This Nerdhound bullying

>> No.15169996

>>15169990
Why is she dressed like that while saying that?

>> No.15169997

>>15169990
I already mailed them in last month.

>> No.15169998

>>15169990
MY tax returns? What do you need those for?
Besides, you're a month late.

>> No.15170000

>>15169995
Nerdhound likely has a lot in terms of physical strength, so no worries there.

>> No.15170002

>>15169995
I want to give nerdhound lots of sweets so I can tease her about her weight

>> No.15170003
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>>15169995
FRECKLES

FRECKLES

>> No.15170004

>>15169991
What if I just go along with her haughtyness and still don't rape her

>> No.15170007

>>15169996
She's not really talking about filling out paperwork

>> No.15170008

because of the last thread, I really want to see a Tanuki like Pearl (the landlord) one day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yECd_Sz_zJ8

>> No.15170012

>>15170007
But what is that talk about tax returns? Is she trying to trick me into something?

>> No.15170014

>>15170004
She'll reach untold heights of smug.

>> No.15170016

>>15170012
Shes gonna trick you into marrige and live

>> No.15170017
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Milk?

>> No.15170019

>>15170014
I can just nod and agree and let her get even more smug while not raping her

>> No.15170020
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>>15170003
the fucks wrong with freckles!

>> No.15170021

>>15169844
Who wouldn't want big lich butt bouncing up and down on his lap, and to hear those short, quiet moans?

>> No.15170022

>>15170017
Pass. I'm not one of those types that like the idea of drinking straight from the teet.

>> No.15170025

>>15170016
I won't let her!

>> No.15170027

>>15169969
I'm gonna brush that werebat's hair away so I can look her lovingly in the eyes!

>> No.15170029

>>15170017
Straight from the tap.

>>15170021
Even better when you can see it through the back of her robe thanks to the cloth draping over it.

>> No.15170031

>>15170020
Nothing. Freckles are GOAT.

>> No.15170036

>>15170021
Not me.

>> No.15170047

>>15170021
>you will never hit it from the back of a MG

Remind me why I even live again...

>> No.15170052

>>15169575
Whos june?

>> No.15170053

>>15170052
The best of a bad situation.

Don't listen to the naysayers.

>> No.15170059

>>15170052
A mess!

>> No.15170062

>>15169671
>can't find it

I know it's going to be something awful but I still want to see it.

>> No.15170082

>>15169575
June is that lamia, right? Why would anyone like her? She is a bitch all around to everyone, not only to MC
I could understand cheshires or jabber who is basically the broest character in the story

>> No.15170087

>>15170052
The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.

>> No.15170091

>>15170082
Because she deserved better.

>> No.15170094

How would your waifu react if she woke up to your headless body? Not as in decapitated, rather, still alive like a dullahan, except just a body without a head.

>> No.15170096

>>15170082
She got the short end of the metaphorical stick. She pretty much got a life sentence for high school shit. That's fucked up.

>> No.15170098

>>15170094
Panic before trying to find a way to turn me back.

>> No.15170099

>>15170017
Milk is bad.

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>>15170094
She'd give me head to see if it fixes the issue

>> No.15170107

>>15170104
Why does Charon always look so sleepy?

>> No.15170111

>>15170107
Because her job makes her dead tired.

>> No.15170112

>>15170104
Your waifu sure sounds pretty reliable to not lose her head over something this abnormal.

>> No.15170115 [SPOILER] 
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15170115

>Prince anon hears some loud footsteps outside the throne room door
>Oh no...this is how it always starts
>A boom box switches on with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjkGGMxyxiA blaring
>Oh boy here we go...

Surprise it was just your two most loyal subjects playing a prank on you.

>> No.15170116

>>15170107
Do you know how many people die in a day? She's a busy girl.

>> No.15170119

>>15170111
CHARON. STOP SHITPOSTING AT WORK

>> No.15170130

>>15170115
No.

>> No.15170140

>>15170130
But anon...it wasn't bowser.

>> No.15170142

>>15170115
>Getting kidnapped
What do I look like to you? Some scrub that couldn't even fight off a Kobold?

>> No.15170148

>>15170115
>Being some gay ass prince of buttfuck nowhere
Fuck that

>> No.15170150

>>15170142
>What do I look like to you? Some scrub that couldn't even fight off a Kobold?

Yes. Luckily you aren't getting kidnapped currently.

>> No.15170154

>>15170150
>Yes
Lies, you are a liar and not a good person!

>> No.15170159

>>15170148
>Anon doesn't want to be a prince
>A wealthy royal prince ruling over a kingdom

You're odd.

>>15170154
You can't lie to yourself forever anon.

>> No.15170169

>>15170159
Nigga I don't wanna rule over shit, all I need is internet, food, water and a bathroom.

>> No.15170173

>>15170159
But I'm not lying to myself. You're the one that is lying!

>> No.15170176

>>15170169
Enjoy your Beelzebub in 2017 anon.

>> No.15170183

>>15170176
>implying thats a bad thing
>implying you still would have her fuck you 24/7

>> No.15170188

>>15170176
I know how to keep myself clean if that's what you're implying.

>> No.15170198

I want a tanuki that has a fetish for men with big balls

>> No.15170218

>>15170198
I want a Tanuki that has a fetish for big fat wallets.

>> No.15170222

>>15170159
I'd prefer to be a 2nd Prince. I'd be no good at ruling, instead it would be better served to give me some other office like military command or just marry me off for political reasons.

>> No.15170223

>>15170198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg

>> No.15170227
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>>15169831
>>15169844
>>15170021
I want to spank a fat-bottomed Lich while she's performing an experiment.

>> No.15170242

>>15170227
Please don't.
It may spill on her and cause weird things to happen

>> No.15170245
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15170245

I want a dominating Lilim and Pharoah threesome with cuddles and tender love.

>> No.15170250

>>15170227
Me too!

>> No.15170251

>>15170245
You are going to get more than that, anon. I would be careful with what you wish.

>> No.15170255

>>15170251
What more could I possibly get?

>> No.15170260

NEW
E
W

http://pastebin.com/e2enT1J3

>> No.15170262

>>15170245
I want to die.

>> No.15170265

>>15170262
Why?

>> No.15170268

>>15170262
Me too.

>> No.15170270

>>15170262
You sure about that?

>> No.15170281

>>15170265
Because monster girls aren't real. Also because I'm really really really really really tired.

>> No.15170286

>>15170260
Nice to see you in the land of the living.

>> No.15170287

>>15170242
It's fine, getting spanked probably is the experiment.

>> No.15170290

>>15170281
I knew that feeling once. Let me ask you a question. Might you watch this video and listen to what it has to say? It can help you quite a bit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99fMCuCkOTE

>> No.15170293

>>15170260
No tags, you can piss off

>> No.15170297

>>15170293
Shit, i actually completely forgot about that. It's been a minute.

>> No.15170300

>>15170286
And thank you. Nice to be back. Life is not fun sometimes.

>> No.15170306

>>15170287
I dunno, odd things can happen with magic.
Bits change sizes, ages get tweaked, and personalities can be warped

>> No.15170309
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15170309

how do I escape onis as a shota?

>> No.15170313

>>15170290
I'll give it an hour before I tuck in. I'll see if I want to continue tomorrow.

>> No.15170320

>>15170309
Bop em on the head while throwing soy beans at them.

>> No.15170326

>>15170245
I'd take the pharaoh and dump the lilim somewhere, Lilims don't deserve love

>> No.15170331

>>15170309
>Escape
Are you gay or something?
You get good and then claim the one that's most like an onee-san when you reach adulthood.

>> No.15170333

>>15170309
First, that's more of a young adult than shota.
Anyways, the answer is to appeal to their protective instincts.

>> No.15170340

>>15170309
Actually, looking at those Oni, scratch my answer. If you want to escape from those things you are beyond helping.

>> No.15170345

>>15170309
I want the orange-haired one in the middle

>> No.15170353

>>15170281
JUST DO IT
I BELIEVE IN YOU, ANON!

>> No.15170373

>>15170293
Is your objection to the existence of tags or the lack thereof?

>> No.15170381

>>15170373
Lack of, I forgot to add them.

>> No.15170382 [SPOILER] 
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15170382

BEST
MG

>> No.15170387

>>15170381
Seems an odd thing to go autistic over. Plenty of works here don't have tags.

>> No.15170397

>>15170387
Water off a ducks back. He did remind me though. Which was nice.

>> No.15170406

>>15170382
I want to bully a Monoeye with my depth perception!

>> No.15170408
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>>15170017
Damn straight.

>> No.15170412

>>15170382
Bully monoeyes. Tease them in public! Make them wear slutty underwear then then pin them and breed them violently!

>> No.15170444

Anyone have that imgur gallery with the terminally ill dog/cat/fox/whatevergirl?

>> No.15170452

>>15170382
Ah yes cyclops, sweet kind girls who are made for cuddling, head patting, and giving passionate kisses to. They're also made for tender loving, treating nicely, and making passionate love to while staring into their beautiful eye.

>> No.15170454

>>15170452
They're technically not monoeye. They have 2 eyes.

>> No.15170465
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15170465

I'm off to sleep and I sure hope my waifu gets that wing cocoon going while wraping her tail on around my waist and her arms in my chest, nuzzling my head and sometimes planting a kiss on my cheeks.

>> No.15170484
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15170484

How many other people here live dangerously?

I mean sure, I know none of you will ever live as dangerously as I since I arm bird brains with extremely lethal weaponry.

But it's always nice to hear about other people's dangerous living, even if it will always be lesser than my own.

>> No.15170490

>>15170484
This fucking crow is worse than a goddamn Tanuki.

>> No.15170495

>>15170452
>their beautiful eye.
>thinking monoeye eyes are beautiful
have yo been hypnotized by a gazer anon?

>> No.15170513

>>15170484
Why would you give a little girl such a dangerous weapon. What, are you gonna give her Havel's gear next? How about some hexes?

>> No.15170516
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Daughteru sketch

>> No.15170520

>>15170516
Cute

>> No.15170540

>>15170516
Loving motherus are meant to be bullied with their tomboy past!

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>>15170513
>Turning a poor crow into this degeneracy
I bet you punch innocent children

>> No.15170548

I'm going to wake up tomorrow in the 2D world next to a qtpie spidercow gf and everything will be absolutely fine, just fine.

>> No.15170562

>>15170548
Indeed anon, all you have to do is believe.
Tomorrow is going to be the best day ever.

>> No.15170574

>>15170545
It's the guy who gave her the avalyn's fault. Take it away and give her a wooden spoon instead

>> No.15170583

>>15170495
No, I'm just a person who treats cyclops very kindly and thinks they're as beautiful as any monster girl out there. That eye of theirs shines brighter than any star as does their smile, which I protect from those that wish to make them sad. If there are any sad lonely cyclops out there, I will gladly welcome them with caring arms wide open and a tender hug, for a happy cyclops is a sight to behold.

>> No.15170585

>>15170548
It's not that simple, anon
You have to kill yourself to make that happen
Do it, anon. She is waiting for you in the next world

>> No.15170590

I going to defeat the enemy the best way possible
with a kobold luncher!

>> No.15170602
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15170602

>Their faces when you whip out your gigantic, fat wallet.

>> No.15170611

>>15170602
I ain't giving them a dime

>> No.15170616

>>15170602
Shoo Tanukis, shoo!

>> No.15170620

What would working in a grocery store be like in MGC?
Because I can assure you I'd ignore their advances and just keep stocking.
No I will not stop for a quickie miss, I've got a job to do.

>> No.15170631

>>15170590
But how is a Kobold feeding device going to help you defeat your enemy?

>> No.15170637

>>15170631
Have you seen a kobold at feeding time? For about thirty seconds they can put a hellhound to shame. All they need is ten.

>> No.15170638

>>15170620
Either you get husbanded by a single shopper or you eventually come to love and marry your Christmas cake monster girl boss. Or she rapes you, both are good.

>> No.15170639

>>15170620
That sounds kind of comfy, actually.

>> No.15170647

>>15170620
You'd need to shoo out the Mouse Girls with a broom before they nibble holes in the cereal boxes.

Moth Girls would need to be dragged away from the bright lights at night.

There'll be a Red Oni who's a regular customer and seems to buy nothing but large amounts of meat and alcohol.

All sorts of fun things.

>> No.15170650

>>15170631
Maybe the kobolds ARE the enemy and hes distracting them to get to what they are guarding?

>> No.15170652

>>15170639
I work at a grocery store, it's not comfy. Adding monstergirls would just increase the number of messes you have to clean.

>> No.15170654

>>15170637
10?
But then you get chunky kobolds!

>> No.15170655

>>15170647
>Moth Girls would need to be dragged away from the bright lights at night.
Why are moths such ditzes?

>> No.15170656

>>15170516
Cute/10

>> No.15170662

>>15170638
I don't have time to settle down. I need to bring in cash.

>>15170639
Speaking as someone who's currently in training/volunteering at a Walgreens, it is kinda comfortable to have a routine.

>>15170647
I'm not going to shoo out customers anon. I am going to keep them from wrecking products though.
Keeping them from sabotaging the condoms would be a hassle though.

>> No.15170663

>>15170654
>10?
Ten seconds. Ten seconds of pure, frenzied kobold din din time. Empires have been brought to their knees with a mere whistle, what force do you think kibble would unleash?

>But then you get chunky kobolds!
And legions of dead enemies. Dog grills with fluffy tummies are a tradeoff I'm willing to take to become Genghis Khan II, Electric Boogalewd.

>> No.15170666

>>15170620
Just keep out of trouble and avoid inhuman coworkers

>> No.15170668

>>15170516
I need art of all the girls bonding with their daughterus.

>> No.15170673

I would like a yellow scaled dragon

>> No.15170674

>>15170602
>having a big wallet

That'll be the day...

>> No.15170675
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>>15170647
>Moth Girls would need to be dragged away from the bright lights at night.
Imagine how Undead Moths that reside in an Undead Kingdom would react to the moon, yeesh.

>> No.15170676

>>15170662
Mouse Girls are all delinquents and thieves who will rob you blind.

Your cheese aisle won't survive the night unless you prepare.

>> No.15170689

>>15170666
Avoiding co-workers is inadvisable during work hours Satan-chan.

>>15170676
Good thing my shift isn't during the night then.

>> No.15170692

>>15170676
Imagine the shit that would need to be kept behind the counter/in those plastic boxes in an MGC store

>Cheese
>Condoms (not because people steal or even use them but because they tamper with them)
>All of the younger male clerks
>HER

>> No.15170701

>>15170689
my sister works in tescos, she says it about tactics

>> No.15170702

>>15170676
I'll set up an array of elaborate traps. By the time the sun rises, I'll have them all caught and subdued.

With the exception of a crafty, little white-furred mouse girl who's rumored to be a world-class cheese thief.

But the rest will be made to apologize or be reported to the authorities, and if I catch them again they'll be getting a good spanking. I'll tell you what.

>> No.15170714

>>15170663
But what do you do with them?
Fat kobolds can't fight!

>> No.15170716

>>15170260
The world needs more headless undead. And more undead in general.

>> No.15170741

>>15170714
Weight loss training montage!
keep those girls fit!

>> No.15170745

>>15170714
>Fat kobolds can't fight!
The hell they can't; we call those "heavies." Also, they can birth more kobolds which is a very valuable skill.

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Riddle me this! You yank her tail and she gives a hiss, but spank her ass and she'll give you a kiss!
What is she?

>> No.15170752

>>15170749
My waifu. I swear it's like you enjoy losing on purpose sometimes.

>> No.15170753

>>15170749
Yo momma

>> No.15170755

>>15170741
But then you end up with cute scenes of them when they are tubby and laying in a pile, out of breath and miserable followed by fit versions running with ease!

>> No.15170756

>>15170749
Sphinx-chan!

>> No.15170759

>>15170749
That slutty Cheshire that keeps bothering me?

>> No.15170765

>>15170759
I think that would result in a deep kiss either way. You know how much those cheshies love to be used.

>> No.15170775

>>15170755
they will learn to deal with it
the kobold squad of doom will not fall due to dietary issues!

>> No.15170777

>>15170749
A Sphinx.

>> No.15170780

>>15170692
But Anon, why cheese?

>> No.15170788

>>15170780
Rodents. Thousands of them. Also, the odd bald Englishman.

>> No.15170793

>>15170788
And his Kobold?

>> No.15170798

>>15170745
But then you have a bunch of lazy cuddle dogs that need constant milking!

>> No.15170807

>>15170793
That goes without saying.

>>15170798
>that need constant milking!
That's what the daughterus are for. Nursing is how they practice their din din tactics; they literally train from birth. Truly, kobolds are the perfect weapon.

>> No.15170822

>>15170807
But what do you do with the matron kobolds when they want to do things other than sit around and reminisce on when they had a thin waistline?

It's not like they have combat skills anymore and their young filled bellies make walking difficult, let alone running.
And what do you do when they can't breed anymore and are just plump old dogs?

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>>15170765
That's the best part about them. Punishing them just feeds into their lewd smugness.

>> No.15170833

>>15170260
Glad to see you back

Interesting premise and characters, although the MC seems to be typical "Anon in MGC" kind of guy

I'm looking forward to the next chapter
By the way are you taking a break from gladiators in the night?

I won't review your stories anymore, I'd be repeating myself too much, check your emails if you haven't read my last 2 commentaries

>> No.15170834

>>15170827
Then I'm going to spoil a cheshire rotten!
I'll just fight back with kindness and no spanking, no matter how fat that ass may be.

>> No.15170835

>>15170833
Would you like to review Alp's newest turd instead?

>> No.15170845

>>15169671
Dammit AHO

>> No.15170846

>>15170833
Yeah, I've read it. I've kind of boxed myself into a corner with that one. So I'm gonna table it until I think of a suitable way to continue it where it doesn't feel forced.

>> No.15170847

>>15170822
There is one all encompassing answer to both of those questions: Head. Pats. there is no greater form of calm entertainment, no greater expression of love to a kobold than a good head pat and some husbando/daughteru combo cuddles.

>>15170827
Doing anything but ignoring a cheshire feeds into their smug lewdness. I hear some of them develop some kind ignoring play fetish so even that turns them on. There's just no stopping those faggotcats.

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>>15170834
You know if you do that, you'll just end up like Dante.

>> No.15170855

>>15170851
Then I'll let her keep trying.
I'll never give up until she's begging and pleading for it!

>> No.15170857

>>15170847
Good man.
Be sure to pay attention to them and remind them that you still love them, even if they have scars and can't fight/breed for you anymore.

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>>15170855
I think you underestimate how persistent they are.

>> No.15170862

>>15170827
I want a Cheshire to sneak into my room and steal my virginity with a lewd look on her face while clinging close to me and forcing me to look her in the eyes as she rapes me.
I want her to taunt me about how my virginity belongs to her after I cum inside her.
I want to see her reaction when I respond to that by wrapping my arms around her and kissing her on the lips. With tongue.
I want it to dawn on her that I wanted her to "rape" me.

>> No.15170866

>>15170860
And I think they underestimate how stubborn I am.

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>> No.15170885

>>15170874
She has no ass.

>> No.15170888

>>15170874
>Low Cut Hotpants
TOO LEWD.

>> No.15170901

>>15169719
Get Dreamworks to fund it.

>> No.15170902

>>15169671
That's a WIP? Cool.

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15170922

>>15170827
>>15170862
Milk!

>> No.15170940

I'm gonna get an Ittan-momen and solely interact with her to use her body as a living onahole and a cumrag
Best part of this is that she'd love being treated this way by her precious owner

>>15170874
Why must fox girls always be so lewd? Can't they just be good, pure priestess like the Shirohebis?

>> No.15170944

>>15170922
That Cheshire is begging for a deep, hard kissing.
Also titfucking.

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15170948

It's pretty late guys, post your spooky waifus!

>> No.15170951

>>15170940
>Why must fox girls always be so lewd?

Why is the sky blue? Why are boobs good?

>> No.15170954

>>15170948
Slenderwoman, Slenderwoman, does whatever a slender can?

>> No.15170966

>>15170948
you know its 6am inn london which means ive been awake for almost 3 days

yay insomia

>> No.15170968

>>15170954
>Slenderwoman, rapes whatever a slender can.

I want to go out into a forest in the middle of the night and be tenderly raped by slenderwoman.

>> No.15170970

>>15170948
She's a cutie, wonder what happens if I look her in the eyes and plant a tender kiss on her lips saying what a cute face she has?

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>>15170948

>> No.15170985
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>>15170948
>there will never be a Mu-Onna MG

>> No.15170987

>>15170970

Silence, but you see her starting to blush

>> No.15170991

>>15170966
Tell us when the hallucinations start.
Or better yet, talk to a doctor.

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>>15170985
that's a MG i don't want to get raped by

>> No.15171016

>>15170545
Dear god that image is disgusting.

>> No.15171017

>>15170985

>Mu-Onna

>A Mu-onna is a vengeful spirit of a mother who lost her child to famine or war. She protects children in danger, but may also try to merge or absorb them. They can look into the child's soul to find information while merging with them. To gather the information, or to merge with them, the Mu-onna must cast a spell to put the child's soul to sleep. Since the Mu-onna is made from a mother's tender feelings, she may be willing to allow herself to be destroyed for the sake of the child.

>>15170997

Especially if you were a shota or something

>> No.15171022

>>15170985
>>15171017
I remember when one of those was in Inuyasha.

It was...oddly arousing.

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15171024

>>15170966
that seems insanely unhealthy. Are you seeing a doctor for that?

>> No.15171026

>>15171017
>>15170997
I don't understand why you guys don't want this. SHE'S LITERALLY THE ULTIMATE 'ARA ARA~'

>> No.15171037
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>>15170948
Ghost paizuri! Woo woo!

>> No.15171041

>>15171037
>Ghost paizuri
http://exhentai.org/g/922489/5ed313171e/

>> No.15171042

>>15171024
Welp, there goes my corruption boner.

>> No.15171044

>>15171026
I'd rather not get absorbed by a creepy faceless woman

>> No.15171046

>>15171016
What you don't see is the ultra greatsword he buffed with Sunlight Blade, the Sacred Oath he cast at the start of the fight, or the dark-infused Shadow Dagger he's got in his hotswap bar.

>> No.15171047

>>15171024
yep.
pills shoud kick in any omen new

>> No.15171049

>>15171016
How? I don't see anything disgusting about it.

>> No.15171058

>>15171044
It was oddly arousing in Inuyasha.

...god I think I've been more fucked up for longer than I previously thought.

>> No.15171059

>>15171049
I'm not that guy but his face does look like a giant asshole.

>> No.15171061

>>15170987
What happens if afterwards I lay her down and give her a soothing massage to help her relax?

>> No.15171065

>>15171047
Normally spelling that bad would be a bad thing. Have a good sleep anon.

>> No.15171069

>>15171059
That's just the Smelter Demon Helm. Fuck the Smelter Demon. The worst that Dark Souls 2: What are Hitboxes Edition had to offer.

And Pursuers.

>> No.15171072

>>15171058
You too, huh?

>> No.15171074

>>15171049
>I don't see anything disgusting about it
Found the Havel monster!

>> No.15171082

>>15171065
yu to buddgy

>> No.15171085

>>15171069
You've got problems with fucking Pursuers? Undone yourself.

>> No.15171098

Would an Apsara get wet if I showed her my sweet dance moves?

What about a Ghandarva who listened to my mixtape?

>> No.15171099

>>15171074
???

>> No.15171100
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15171100

Is anal with monstergirls acceptable?

>> No.15171104

>>15171098
Starlord please go.

>> No.15171106

>>15171099
A-Anon... Have you never payed Dark Souls?

>> No.15171111

>>15171100
No, anal sex is homosexuality and instantly turns you into an Alp.
Even if you're penetrating her.

>> No.15171112

>>15171100
Anal is mandatory.

>> No.15171115

None of you are real, monster girls! None of you are here to improve the world!

>> No.15171128
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>>15171115

>> No.15171134

>>15171111
But the act of penetration is one of the manliest things one can do!

>> No.15171135

>>15171100
>using the wrong hole
Nope.

>> No.15171146

>>15171106
I've played it, but I'm not too deep in the community.
I know nearly nothing of terms and slang.
Also the PC port of DS1 sucks ass when it comes to invasion and jolly co-operation
I also know how to not fuck up the Solaire questline.

>> No.15171148

>>15171100
Yes, it is even encouraged by both the Sabbath and the church of the Fallen God

All lolis are buttsluts

>>15171115
You say that now but when the portal opens and monster girls fix everything through rape and marriage, we'll see who is real or not

>> No.15171151

>>15171026

>Be a lost child in Zipangu, scared as hell
>Suddenly you hear a gentle, womanly voice say "Poor child..." from behind you.
>You feel relieved until you turn around and see a faceless woman "looking" at you
>You let out a scream at the sight of this.
>"There's no need to be afraid" She extends her hand out to you "I'll help you find your way back."
>She sounds so gentle but you're too scared of her to accept.
>You turn back and run away but you don't get very far before felling incredibly sleepy.
>You fall asleep, the last you see being the faceless woman approaching you

>> No.15171156

>>15171128

For some reason I want to see more versions of this image but with more MGs

>> No.15171189

>>15171151
i need an adult

>> No.15171190
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>>15171146
>Okay then. I'll break down why that image is bad:

-The armor he's wearing has the highest defense in the game, meaning he takes laughably low damage.
-The knives on his head were a broken weapon that had a frame 1 parry, on top of the longest parry window in the game
-The black orbs are a spell that did disgusting amounts of damage and had insane homing for relatively low investment

This set-up was often accompanied by an ultra greatsword buffed with lightning damage (which very few armors resist well), a ring that prevented backstabs, a dagger that scaled with strength and had laughably high riposte damage, and another spell that made their defenses even higher. It was an annoying build to fight because it could oneshot you in three different ways while you did no damage, and some variation of it was used everywhere by toxic people who cared more about winstreaks than having fun.

>> No.15171196
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Give me thick-hounds or give me death.

>> No.15171208

>>15171189

She is an adult

>> No.15171221

>>15171190
Jesus christ. I think I'd rather just kill people with nothing but a fuck-off huge club, Havel's armor, and my goddamn honor.
No magic, no anti backstabs, no nothing. Just a club, a suit of armor, and actual balls.
Either that or pyromancy. Pyromancy seems pretty cool.

>> No.15171222

>>15171208
No, she's a spooky ghost lady who needs to leave me alone

>> No.15171223

>>15171196
Now that's a fat ass. I want to spank it and watch it jiggle for the next minute.

>> No.15171228

>>15171196
I want to fuck a Hellhound with those proportions.
Thighjobs would probably be amazing.

>> No.15171235
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Are you preparing for the running of the bulls?

Because they sure are.

>> No.15171245

>>15171235
I'm gonna molest that bull.

>> No.15171252

>>15171222

But she just wants to help you.

>> No.15171265

>>15171111
If I do anal with an alp do I turn into a double alp?

>> No.15171267

>>15171235
Why am I even signed up for the running? Did I do it drunk?
I'm scared for my pelvis anon. Will she at least be gentle when she milks me for everything I've got?

>> No.15171271

>>15171235
I want to grow up with a huge minotaur with massive muscles that is a lovely tomboy, looking forward for this day who is also embarrassed to be caught in a dress or anything girly.

She'd also think she' not cute because of her muscles.

>> No.15171278

>>15171265
But if that happened, what would happen if someone performed anal on a double alp? Quadruple alp?

>> No.15171281

>>15171278
What happened if I impregnated a quadruple alp?

>> No.15171287

>>15171278
What comes after a Quadruple Alp?

>> No.15171288

>>15171281
Probably a new kind of succubus would be borne. A tomboy variety that acts like it doesn't want to get lewd, until it meets someone to capture her heart.

>> No.15171296

>>15171221
I've been using a Strength/Pyromancy Build in Dark Souls 3.

I am squishy as fuck. But it's wonderful watching everything burn.

>> No.15171300

>>15171296
>Strength/pyro
My nigger

>> No.15171301

Uh...anyone wanna help me identify what the hell I'm looking at?

https://twitter.com/tokucho/status/727747735697432576

>> No.15171305
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>>15171267
>Will the giant, snorting, 7 foot tall, musclebound, Minotaur in heat be gentle?

No Anon. No she will not.

>> No.15171313

>>15171288
Sounds nice.

>>15171296
I'm doing a dex/strength build with the flamburg/hollowslayer greatword myself.

>> No.15171317

>>15171301
That appears to be a succubus who learns the meaning of true love, only to have it ripped away from her by some tragedy.

>> No.15171324

>>15171305
I wonder how much money a Potion of Iron Pelvis would set me back.

>> No.15171325

>>15171317
I think her husbando just dies of old age, and she doesn't age. And then that last bit...I guess he tells her to find love again after his passing? Except...I don't think other boys are as capable of love as he was. Poor girl.

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>> No.15171344

>>15171324
Why would you buy a potion when a few weeks of minomilk and lifting are all you really need?

>> No.15171346

>>15171335
I choose to believe that the KC Baphomet is the leader of the Sabbath and has to hide her detest of large breasts when dealing with the Lilim.
Mostly because they LOVE her doppelganger potions.

>> No.15171350

>>15171344
Because I don't have a few weeks to prepare.
If I want to survive to get /fit/ with her later I need an unbreakable pelvis for that night.

>> No.15171359

>>15171346
>Onii-chan in the back
>Onii-chan in the front
>Onii-chan in her mouth
>Onii-chan in each hand
>Onii-chan in at least one armpit
>Onii-chan ing her horns
Truly this is a baphomet's dream. Too bad she's got no tits or she could do a paizuri too.

>> No.15171381

>>15171359
I want to have a completely nonsexual brother-sister relationship with a Baphomet!
I want to hug her when she's feeling down!
I want to threaten any boy she dates with violent evisceration if they break her heart.
I want to go to her wedding with my waifu and try my best not to cry since my little sister is growing up so fast!
I want to see the look on the Sabbath's faces when she turns them down and grows into a mature body over time because the thinks the idea of dicking your Onii-san is weird!

>> No.15171392
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It's hard for the widowed kitsunes to love again

>> No.15171404

>>15171381
>I want to threaten any boy she dates with violent evisceration if they break her heart.
>Allowing her to date before she's married
>or ever, for that matter
Shit onii-chan. 0/10, would not nii-nii.

>>15171392
I'm glad her love has found a way.

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>> No.15171426
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Look what I found on my old usb.

>> No.15171430

>>15171392
I dunno man, if I was married and didn't have kids and my wife died, I'd probably just kill myself.

>> No.15171431

>>15171392
I'm pretty sure after ~4th husband they stop giving a fuck and just get the first willing man

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>> No.15171437

>>15171426
THOSE EARS

>> No.15171439

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please pay that new temple a visit, they've got some shortstack angels and valkryies looking for new members.
And totally not husbands so they can spread the faith the old fashioned way.

>> No.15171440

https://twitter.com/pio_blops/status/727668778759114752
>Dat moff lingerie
Comitia is fucking when?!

>> No.15171445

>>15171439
>shortstack Valkyrie Onee-san
Penis please don't do this to me.

>> No.15171449

>>15171445
Don't forget that she'll be stern and have the little '^' face going.

She'll also have to do her best to make sure that her ototou/husband is safe.

>> No.15171454

>>15171440
I'm just waiting until we get some more info. So far it looks good and he's doing alot to change up the sex to keep it from being routine.

>> No.15171473

>making a speech on squids
>making it about Chokka squids
>grow quick, hunt in large swarms that can go in nocturnal feeding frenzies
>mating is displays of colors and bumping their tail fins at each other

I will never be part of a Chokka kraken zerg rush hunt, nor will be courted by multiple krakens flashing their, colors like a neon show that pretty much screams "fuck me", "no, fuck me anon", "no me." There is no god, only my life and my shitty drawfag skills.

>> No.15171488

>>15171449
Now, the real question is if he's going to have his shortstack oneesan sneak into his bed one evening to make sure he's not doing anything lewd.
Along with giving tiny wing hugs in as she falls asleep on his chest.

>> No.15171522

>>15171473

Also that one kraken who has a neon light that screams "Eat at joe's"

>> No.15171541

>>15171473
Would they all speak Afrikaans?

>> No.15171547

>>15171541
I don't know, they go everywhere in the sea, I just assume all sea creatures are multilingual by default.

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>>15170513
>>15170490

>> No.15171608
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>>15171591
PUMP-A-RUM! PUMP-A-RUM!

PICKLE PEE!

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>>15171435
Love me some smoking hot ara ara

>> No.15171679

>>15171608
>>15171591
You! You! Give us soft!

>> No.15171692
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Reminder that The Order simply wants to help you.

I know, there is a lot of propaganda that says otherwise but it's the cold hard technical truth.

Which is truly the best kind of truth the world has to offer.

>> No.15171705

>>15171392
>Not staying loyal to her husband
Kitsunes confirmed sluts

>> No.15171711

>>15171705
>Wanting her to stay miserable given the premise implies the dead stay dead, no spirit personality, nothing

>> No.15171718

>>15171711
>given the premise implies the dead stay dead
Where?

Also if my waifu died I'd stay single, I expect her to do the same.

>> No.15171722

>>15171718
If my waifu died I'd follow her to Charon's Fantastic Ferry.

>> No.15171725

>>15171722
Acceptable as well.

>> No.15171746

>>15171718
>>15171722
Whoa whoa whoa, let's back things up a second from the romanticism of living only as long as your loved one does.

I assumed that if her husband died, he doesn't come back in one way or another.

Like this stuff is actually one of my phobias, expected to die if my loved one does as well. I am actually frightened on an existential level of what you expect me to do if say my Oomukade waifu dies horribly by say Cordyceps.

>> No.15171748

>>15171746
You should get one of those spells like Demona & Macbeth from Gargoyles, so if one dies the other one does too.

>> No.15171751

>>15171748
Anon, I'm not joking here, you are seriously scaring the fuck out of me right now with what you're telling me.

>> No.15171752

>>15171324
They are pretty common, you can get a can of it from most corner stores for like two/three dollars.

>> No.15171754
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i need more snake

>> No.15171756

>>15171751
How is it scary? The bitch don't exist, yo.

>> No.15171757

>>15171751
>wanting to continue life without your waifu
I think you should seek professional help.

>> No.15171758

>>15171754
I'll get on that Mommy Snake stuff soon.

>> No.15171763

>>15171758
I genuinely forgot you were doing that

>> No.15171767

>>15171763
That's because there wasn't one in the snipped I actually put up.
Sorry. I'll get back to you in, like, 8 hours.

>> No.15171771

>The dead stay dead
>implying
>Not taking measures in life to bind your essence to hers, becoming a phylactery and vessel for the other so that unless you both perish together, one can live for both until the other can be given another coporeal form.

>> No.15171776

>>15171767
Ok

>> No.15171777

>>15171756
But should she exist and perish the idea frightens me.
>>15171757
I'm not sure if I can properly articulate that, but here's the thing, why would I ever impose something like that to someone, I wouldn't want that for anyone. I think that love is not magic, well at least not just that in this setting, but a group activity, forged through experience and bonding through contact. Knowing each others flaws, improving, trying and trying to better for each other and always communicating, even when the failure is humiliating.

To have that come with the conditional that no matter what, your life/hers is forfeit the moment anyone croaks, suddenly makes all that look like I'm on a knife's edge. You're, asking of me, to expect of my waifu and I, to just die, because there's nothing else in the world that matters. I don't know, maybe that is all that matters to you. I, I don't know, this many words later and I can't properly describe the terror your statements gave me.

>> No.15171778

>>15171754
Would a onee-san Echidna go to find someone care for or would she wait for them to come into her dungeon?

>> No.15171779

>>15171777
>You're, asking of me, to expect of my waifu and I, to just die, because there's nothing else in the world that matters.
Yes? Obviously you don't love your waifu because this isn't a difficult decision.

>> No.15171780

>>15171426
Is this a fox or a really weird moth?

>> No.15171781

>>15171777
Dude, nobody is asking you to do anything. But if my waifu I died, what reason would I have to live?
Other than the kids, I guess.

>> No.15171785

>>15171746
>I assumed that if her husband died, he doesn't come back in one way or another
There's something called afterlife, so either she waits to die to be with you again or commits suicide.

Unless your headcanon does not have one.

>> No.15171786

Y'know...I was expecting this shitstorm after posting that Succubutt moving on after her husbando died. Not an hour later, due to an unrelated fox post made shortly after.

>>15171746
>what you expect me to do if say my Oomukade waifu dies horribly by say Cordyceps.
Purge matango.

>> No.15171790

>>15171781
>Other than the kids, I guess.
I think that is a really good reason.
How well could you rise a monster girl all by yourself?

>> No.15171792

>>15171778
She'd have a 'You must be this tall or shorter' sign at the entrance, with a preferred age range posted.

>> No.15171795

>>15171790
I've read Yotsuba, I'll be fine.

>> No.15171796

>>15171786
I just opened the thread since yesterday and didn't see your post, but don't worry, your succubus is also a slut.

>> No.15171801

>>15171796
>My succubus
It was a cute/lewd looking manga sample I found on Twitter.

>> No.15171806

>>15171781
>Other than the kids, I guess
True. If you have kids you wait until they're old enough to commit suicide.

>>15171790
>How well could you rise a monster girl all by yourself?
My general impression is that they're not that hard to raise. The only thing you have to be careful is that they don't start to rape too young if they're from an aggressive species and little more.

>> No.15171813

>>15171795
That's only helpful for raising Wurms

>> No.15171815
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MG delinquents with shark teeth.

>> No.15171829

>>15171813
Which manga would prepare me for raising jinko cubs?

>> No.15171832

>>15171792
>You run away from home..
>You run into the forest towards the mountain.
>You wander for a long time, you found yourself lost.
>You stumble onto some old ruins.
>Walking around them for a while you found a entrance to the.
>There is an signe with an arrow on it right next to it.
>”you need to be tall or shorter”
>”Preferably between the ages X and Y. Z is acceptable as well.”
>You are slightly shorter than the arrow, and you are Y years old.

Would you go in?

>> No.15171836

>>15171832
What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.15171841

>>15171832
I mean, someone had to make that sign. And I'm probably starving, cold, and could use a bath.

>> No.15171848

>>15171829
Dragonball

>> No.15171853

>>15171848
Wait, Jinkos can't become giant monkies on the full mo- Oh, I see what you mean.

>> No.15171885

>>15171815
Who is this beautiful thug?

>> No.15171892

>>15171848
>>15171853
I don't get it.

>> No.15171897
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>Russian Presentation that I need to put together
>Had a week to do it
>Decide to do it the night before
>"Okay, I'll get started at 9 PM"
>Play some Overwatch
>Rape the enemy team, some dudes then invite me to their party
>Play together with them for a while
>Time fucking flew, it's now 2 AM
>"Okay time to buckle down."
>Browse youtube and various boards until now

Remember to follow your dreams. I wish I had a Kiki to set me straight.

>> No.15171899

>>15171892
Strong martial arts munchkins that have weak point tails that eventually become rapetrains during full moons.

>> No.15171904

>>15171897
Haha, what a loser! I always finish every assignment as soon as possible.

>> No.15171908

>>15171897
>it's now 2 AM
PST master race, what up boy

>> No.15171921
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I want to kiss her tummy.

>> No.15171934

>>15171836
>>15171841
>You decide to walk in
>The walls and floor are made in stone.
>The place is lit up with torches.
>You wander around until you come to a large bedroom.
>there is a big Echidna on the bed at the center of the room.
>She doesn't seem to have notice you.
>Or be awake at all.
>After all the hours of walking you feel really tired.
>And that bed looks really comfortable.
>But that Echidna is already sleeping on it.

What do?
I guess this is a thing now.

>> No.15171939

>>15171934
I take off my wet clothes, hang them out to dry and then sneak up in her coils.

>> No.15171949

>>15171934
How big of an echidna is she?

This is important

>> No.15171950

>>15171934
>>15171939
Yes, use the coils as a blanket, can't risk hypothermia.

>> No.15171954

>>15171934
Sleep

>> No.15171965

>>15171949
Fairly big, even for a Echidna. 8 - 9 meters from head to tail tip. Her upper body is the size of a fully grown woman, her “assets” are of a good size.

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Time for another jog, and it's hot as fuck outside. Meh.

>> No.15171999

>>15171939
>>15171949
>>15171950
>>15171950
>>15171954
>You feel really sleepy and need to sleep.
>She’s fast asleep and will probably not wake up.
>Your clothes are a bit wet so you put the on a chair in the corner of the room.
>you climb on to the bed.
>you lie next to the Echidna.
>It’s cold without you clothes and there is no bed sheet.
>just as you start to feel cold, the Echidna wraps her tail around you.
>she does so very softly, and soon her warmth flows through your body.
>despite her scales looking hard and harsh, the inner side of her tail is incredibly soft.
>Still being fast asleep, she mutter something.
>You can’t hear it, the softness and warmth is to much for you tired body and you fall asleep.

>the next day you wake up with you head pressed against the Echidna tits.
>she doesn't seem to have awoken yet.

How will you get out of this dilemma?

>> No.15172002

>>15171998
This is suspiciously soft, I'm going to have to take it for further screening

>> No.15172005

>>15171999
Don't be rude and wake your host, wait for her to wake up. Gotta have something to drink after waking up though. Check for something close to hand that you could safely drink from. Remember not to move too much though.

>> No.15172016

>>15171999
> Echidna
> reptilian mg
> has body heat

Something doesn't seem quite right here...

>> No.15172021

>>15172016
Maybe she took a warm bath before she went to bed?

>> No.15172022

>>15172021
A body that large would hold heat rather well, especially for a creature that evolved spending lots of time in caves.

>> No.15172040

>>15172005
>You decide to try and not wake her up.
>Who knows what she would do if you did.
>you try and get yourself out without waking her.
>When you try and get out from her grasp she make a noise and presses you tighter into her tit flesh.
>finally she let’s up and you can wiggle out.
>you went to take your clothes back on.
>They are next to her wardrobe.
>The wardrobe stands wide open.
>you decide to look inside.
>Outside of her clothes there are clothes for boys around your age, some good, others… with interesting design.
>you put your own clothes instead.

>you walk around looking for something to drink.
>you walk into what you guess is the kitchen.
>there are several cups and glasses at one of the tables.
>In one of the cabinets you find a big container labeled “extra thick holst milk”

Do you drink it or do you look for something else?

>> No.15172044

Consider this: reverse trap MGs

>> No.15172048

>>15172044
sooo, Alps?

>> No.15172049
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>>15172044
Always down for that.
Too bad I still haven't commissioned reverse trap Pharaoh art.

>> No.15172053

>>15172044
Reverse Traps are great. I still want that reverse trap Domovoi buler nd Kiki maid pair.

>> No.15172055

>>15172048
Reverse traps were always girls.

>> No.15172061

>>15172040
dont drink, stealing is not our way

>> No.15172071

>>15172040
Drink it. Extra thick means it's extra healthy, right?

>> No.15172076

>>15172040
find water, water is free

>> No.15172121

>>15171998
Came back, it was too hot. Cool me off with a Yuki-Onna in spats, please.

>> No.15172129

>>15172061
>>15172076
>You don’t drink it. You’re better than to steal from someone.
>But you’re still thirsty, so you look around for some water.
>After scrambling around for a while you wound a big glass jar of water.
>you drink several glasses of it.
>After finally being satisfied, you sit at the table relaxing.
>Without a sound the Echidna slithers into the kitchen.
>she wasn’t wearing much. Only a bra. And a cloth piece to cover up her groin.
>She dosen’t seem to take notice of you as she takes up a glass and pours herself something from one of the upper cabinets.
>She turns around only to face you.
>it would seem it took a moment for her to register that you were there.
>upon realizing it, her eyes when lit up.
>You would presume that she was rather excited, Considering her odd expression.

What do you do?

>> No.15172145

>>15172129
I tell her You're a Big Snake

>> No.15172146

>>15172129
Apologize for entering her home without her permission. We're a polite little rapebait.

>> No.15172148

>>15172129
Explain why I am in her home drinking her water without her permission. Hope she isn't american

>> No.15172150

>>15172129
Ask her if she's my mommy.

>> No.15172158
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15172158

Snow Jubs!

Beware the embrace of the fluffy winter wings and the bouncing brown breasts!

>> No.15172160
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15172160

Why would you bully an innocent kitsune, anon?

>> No.15172166

>>15172158
How about snow Manticores?

They hide themselves beneath the snow and lash out with their tail when a man walks by.

>> No.15172167

I wanna build a kart-like vehicle from the ground up and take an anubutt for a ride past the speed limit.

>> No.15172168

>>15172160
Foxwhores are shit! SHIT!

I'm gonna find myself a nice Tanuki instead!

>> No.15172169

>>15172158
It's like a Yeti on wings.
>>15172160
Because nobody loved me as a child.

>> No.15172174

>>15172158
But it's almost summer. Unless!
Australian jubjubs.
>>15172160
I wouldn't only the worst kind of people deserve that. And there is no evidence this fox is that bad.

>> No.15172176

>>15172160
Because I like her

>> No.15172177

>>15172160
>Implying I would bully anyone

>> No.15172178
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15172178

Ready for some shotatrash goodness???

>> No.15172188

>>15172178
Would have her sit on my face/10

>> No.15172189

>>15172169
>Flying yetis
Jesus CHRIST

>> No.15172194

>>15172160
Because kitsune are cosplay-tier garbage sluts.

>> No.15172195

>>15172189
Serial Hugger 2: Airborne Hugs

>> No.15172197

>>15172178
You're shotatrash

>> No.15172198

>>15172189
As always, you can thank the queen of hearts for this terrifying creature.

>> No.15172199

>>15172160
Because I'm sadistic and it gives me pleasure to hurt cute girls both physically and mentally. I especially like forcing girls into gentle cuddlefucking and impregnation.

>> No.15172202

>>15172178
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=163571&utm_source=twitter_160504&utm_medium=

>It's a compilation of all MGE doujins
>Including the new Jabberwock one
>No out-of-Japan option
FUCKING KILL ME

>> No.15172203

>>15172178
>trash
For you

>> No.15172204

>>15172194
Anon, you're a garbage slut.

>> No.15172206

>>15172178
>shotatrash
I'll pass.

>> No.15172207

>>15172197
>>15172203
People you gotta be 18 to visit here...

>> No.15172213

>>15172178
Fuck, it's shota?
I actually looked forward to it
What a shame it's shit

>> No.15172218

>>15172213
I don't know why you're surprised, it's the same as the rest of the guy's stuff

It's like bitching that Godzilla movies are a guy in a suit

>> No.15172223 [SPOILER] 
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15172223

Whens Moth?

>> No.15172224

>>15172218
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

>> No.15172226

>>15172146
>>15172148
>You start to panic slightly.
>You explain in a hurried voice that you were lost and tired when you found the ruin and slept in her bed.
>during the entire explanation she just give you a big, friendly smile.
>You end your explanation with an apology for drinking her water without asking her.
>”oh no need for an apology. Say… you must be really hungry, right? Come here and I’ll give you something to eat”
>Without waiting for an answer she effortlessly picks you up.
>she carries you away, you head pressed against her tits once more.
>she takes you to a big dinner hall. And puts you down on one of the chairs.
>”I’ll just go and make you some food”
>to scared to say anything, you nod.
>after waiting a while she comes with a big plate of food and a jar of that holst milk.
>she smiles as you start to eat.
>”does it taste good?”
>It was the best food you have eaten in years, so with a mouth full of food, you nod excitedly.
>”Well… how would you like to have something better?” she says as her cheeks start to burn red and the smile on her face grows.
>”You don’t have to, but I promise it will be an experience you have never felt before”
>Her tail start to coil around your leg and up to you nethers.

Do you accept?

>> No.15172231

>>15172178
YES!

>> No.15172232

>>15172226
Start telling her a story about this one time we found a frog under our pillow.

>> No.15172234

>>15172226
Clean the plate. A good boy eats everything on his plate.

>> No.15172240

>>15172218
I think the sandworm wasn't shotashit

>> No.15172246
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15172246

Who the hell do you think we are?

>> No.15172247

>>15172246
The Aristocrats?

>> No.15172249

>>15172246
Demonic energy = Spiral energy

>> No.15172255

>You'll never marry a Kumiho
>You'll never have three adorable little girls who like to gnaw on daddy

>> No.15172257

>>15172246
Sportybus a cute! I bet those medium, supple breasts would feel great against my chest in the lotus position.

>> No.15172258

What if picklepee is just really good at changing her voice? What if it's this giant ara ara titty crow putting on a childish voice to lull you into afalse sense of security?

>> No.15172264

>>15172258
>giant ara ara titty crow putting on a childish voice to lull you into afalse sense of security
YES

>> No.15172266

>>15172258
>You will never be straddled by a christmas cake crow while she licks her lips and teases you for being a filthy lolicon

>> No.15172268

>>15172240
None of them really are, they're just short young bishies.

>> No.15172269

>>15172258
Then I'll pump her rump.

>> No.15172270

>>15172258
I hope so.

>> No.15172273
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>>15172255
I'm going to marry with a Kumiho and a Rusalka and have tons of daughterus!

>> No.15172281

>>15172266
>She'll never flit between the deep, rich and sultry ufufu and a perfectly childish "onii-chan" confusing your brain and dick

>> No.15172282
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15172282

>>15172266
>>You will never be talonjobbed by a christmas cake crow while she licks her lips and teases you for being a filthy lolicon

>> No.15172289

>>15172255
>tfw fluffy tail touching mofu addict and like fearboners
Kumiho wife when

>> No.15172300

>>15172289
>cuddling her fluff while she gives you a super toothy blowjob
I want to, I need to.
Imagine gasping in pain and pleasure and hugging her tail like a vice when she gives a sudden bite.

>> No.15172324
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15172324

Nice little Golem from http://34no404.tumblr.com/ Special thanks to Mono for recommending him.

Uncensored: http://i.imgur.com/cFfcDvD.jpg

>> No.15172346

>>15172255
Time to have good dreams thinking about this.

>> No.15172352

>>15172178
Of course.

>> No.15172353

>>15172324
Golem art? Now that's a rarity, the artist's pretty good too.

>> No.15172357

>>15172324
That's a nice golem.

>> No.15172370

>>15172324
Too flat

>> No.15172376

>>15172370
Nothing wrong with the flat, I don't really like the weird kancolle/cosplay style though.

>> No.15172384

>>15172376
Well that's mostly KC's design. Its one of his weakest.

>> No.15172393
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15172393

Have you accepted the love of Dark Elf master-race yet?

>> No.15172417

>>15172324
Lewd.

>> No.15172418

>>15172232
>>15172234
>Not know what to say, you decide to tell her about that time you found a frog under your pillow.
>Her smile quickly became a confused look.
>you never stopped eating.
>”and when I woke up, there it was!” you finnish.
>She looked dumbfounded.
>You have eaten everything on your plate like a good boy should.
>”emm, yes. I’m going to take a bath. You can go and do something what you want I guess...”
>She slides away and leaves you with you alone.
>you realize that you didn’t drink your milk so you decide to correct that.
>The milk tastes amazing, but it leaves you feeling… odd.
>not bad, actually you feel really good.
>You pick up after yourself and go arund in the dungun.
>you hear the Echidna bathing in one of the rooms.

What do you do?

>> No.15172425

>>15172418
A sneaky peek wouldn't hurt.

>> No.15172427

>>15172393
God damn do I wanna fuck the Dancer in this position

>> No.15172428

I'll waifu the first monstergirl who can contain her sexual urges for a week.

>> No.15172433

>>15172418
As a good boy, we should totally help her wash her hair.

>> No.15172437

>>15172428
i hope you like valkyries

>> No.15172464

>>15172437
Oh goodie. Can they hold it back for a few more weeks? I have some important business to take care of

>> No.15172469
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15172469

>>15169969
Release the mofubat!

>> No.15172480

>>15172464
I imagine they can, but their lust buildup inreases at an increasing rate. Whatever insignificant business you have better be worth a month long fuck session.

>> No.15172483

>>15172428
Unicorn for you

>> No.15172486

>>15172469
I want to lovingly fuck a flat, gloomy Vampirebat in front of the busty, fluffy Fruitbats that used to bully her in school!

>> No.15172494
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15172494

>>15169925

>> No.15172496

>>15169925
Korbo obviously.

>> No.15172497
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15172497

>>15172427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3xQga-2LX4
This Dancer? Because if so you have patrician tastes, my friend.

>> No.15172501
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15172501

>>15172497
I want Dancer to sit on my face.

>> No.15172502

>>15172497
The very same. Imagine the cuddles. Holy shit.

>> No.15172505

>>15172497
>>15172501
Well hello, hello, hello!

>> No.15172506

>>15172480
...A-a month long?

>> No.15172519

>>15172506
You deserve it for treating a figure of carnal lust like an asexual doll

>> No.15172527

I'm currently wondering if I should have that loli anubis in the drawing I showed last night be fucked by a translucent blue man like my previous dormouse drawing, or tentacles.

>> No.15172533

>>15172527
Just have it be a average man.

>> No.15172541

>>15172527
might as well go full /d/

>> No.15172546

>>15172533
I'm not really that sure, since an average man doesn't really have the ability to cumflate a loli

Or I should just stop thinking like a logical man and say "it's just magic".

>> No.15172547

>>15172527
translucent blue man

>> No.15172548
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15172548

>>15172486
It makes me sad there's virtually no writefaggotry for Werebats. They're so mofu-able.

>> No.15172554

>>15172527
black futa alp

>> No.15172557

>>15172548
>single drill-braid
Top Cute

>> No.15172562

>>15172527
make it that purple fag from fnaf

>> No.15172563

>>15172546
>spoiler
Is that a challenge?

>> No.15172564

>>15172541
Totally not going that far.

>> No.15172566

>>15172557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjjTMNDZi-A
Nona is cutest psychopomp

>> No.15172591

Are splitting headaches the ultimate cuntblock method?

>> No.15172608

>>15172566
You got that right. Is her cuteness enough to justify picking this up, though?

>> No.15172611

>>15172425
>>15172433
>Just a peek wouldn’t hurt right?
>You silently open the door to the bathroom.
>you see her in the bath. The water covering her makes her already beautiful skin sparkle .
>you feel the same heat in your nether area as when you drank that milk.
>You decided to go closer, you just wanted to help her wash her hair that’s all.
>Her hair was beautiful, it flowed from her head and down her shoulders.
>She turned around.
>”Ara ara~ , aren’t you a naughty one?”
>”I just wanted to help you wash your hair, that’s all!” You replied.
>”well don’t let me stop you then”.
>she lifted you up with her talt
>she skillfully removed all your clothes and put you down into the bath.
>You were right in front of her breast, you felt that tingling again. That milk must have been old.
>””Well? Get to it then pretty boy.” she handed you some soap and lowered her head.
>her reptilian tongue sticking out.

So, are you going to wash her hair?

>> No.15172615

>>15172611
Sure. But she showed her tongue to me, so I'll let some shampoo drip into her eyes. Just a little though.

>> No.15172619

>>15172611
>So, are you going to wash her hair?
Of course! That's why I'm here afterall.

Maybe she could return the favor and scrub me down afterwards.

>> No.15172622

>>15172527
>tentacles
Fuck no, we have enough faggotry with Mari already

>> No.15172623

>>15172591
Have you ever tried to fap with a headache? It feels really good to wade through the tide of pain and finally cum

>> No.15172638

>>15172623
I think you're thinking of hangover faps. Those are great. I once tried to fap with a migraine and it made it so much worse I couldn't even stand up anymore.

>> No.15172641

>>15172622
>>15172563
>>15172562
translucent purple man it shall be.

>> No.15172649

>>15172527
I like tentacles.

>> No.15172656

>>15172638
Yeah, it makes it really really bad, but you just gotta fight through it. I mean it's infinitely stupid and hurts like hell after.

>> No.15172658
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>>15172608
She has some good scenes but she's mostly a secondary character in terms of screen times. The opening is a fucking honey trap, though. The main series itself is actually pretty much a semi truck of feels smacking into you on a near constant basis dealing with themes of death, rebirth, sorrow, betrayal, acceptance, etc.

Hell, one of the biggest examples of such was An orphaned brother of a younger sister who got sexually assaulted dying after avenging her by killing her assaulter. He ended up killing the detective who he plays a game of air hockey against where pucks corresponding to parts of your body cause pain when a goal is scored with them and when the latter explains to the former that he WATCHED the rape because the 'world is cruel' and that he would do it again, the kid fucking takes a kitchen knife and shatters all of the restrained man's pucks, causing him intense pain throughout his entire body that was near indescribable.

They both got sent into the Void, which is essentially a black abyss where your soul is forever feeling like it's falling and all the negativity of your life engulfs you for eternity, rather than the kid being able to reincarnate and see his sister in another life.


Shit's bleak but definitely worth the watch if only for Nona and Kurokami-No-Onna.

>> No.15172661
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>>15172649
Chicks dig tentacles.

>> No.15172679
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15172679

>>15171440
>cutesy lovey dovey stuff this time around
I don't mind it one bit.

>> No.15172687
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15172687

>>15171815
Wendigo delinquent!

>> No.15172688

>>15172178
>she uses the tentacles on his dick
NO
WHY

>> No.15172690

>>15172661
>Not even looking her in the eye
Disgusting. Also too lewd for the jay.

>> No.15172694

>>15172178
Sure. I don't really mind /ss/ anyways.

>> No.15172698

>>15172688
>expecting lewd slimy tongues to not see use
>in a Stealth Kaigyo doujin

>> No.15172701
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15172701

>>15172258
>What if it's this giant ara ara titty crow putting on a childish voice
That sounds like an apex predator monstergirl. 10/10 would fill her with Harpy daughterus.

>> No.15172704

>>15172615
>>15172619
>you wash her hair, and just her hair.
>Her face shows a small sign of disappointment.
>Still, she seam to enjoy the feeling.
>after you were almost done, you accidentally let a drop of the shampoo hit her eye.
>she jolts back, but she just blink it out.
>”How about we go and make ourselves comfortable? I know that you’ll like that.”
>She once more picks you up without waiting.
>she picks out a towel and clean you both up.
>still naked she picks you up, presses your head against her chest and carries you off to the bedroom.
>once there she puts you down on the bed and lets you go.
>just for a moment tho, as her snake half coils around you.
>”Ara~ does this feel good to you? All soft and comfortable.”
>Your check is still pressed against her.
>this does feel really nice.
>you could probably fall asleep like this.

What will you do?

>> No.15172711

I'm feeling cheeky. Reply to me and tell me your mg waifu. Gonna reimagine a certain notorious comic book scene. Who wants to step up to the plate? Post ending in 69 wins.

>> No.15172712

>>15172704
Do my nightly ritual of releasing the pressure that's built up in my ballsie-wallsies by grinding against something smooth. In this case that's her, I guess.

>> No.15172718

>>15172712
Hello bedfucker, have you met your Ittan yet?

>> No.15172721

>>15172711
Black Dragon. I'm too broken up for any fridges or carnivals to have an effect on me.

>> No.15172724

>>15172688
Why wouldn't she? If I was a Jabberwock, I'd masturbate to humanboys' desperate tears while giving him tentaclejobs. At best I might alternate the tentacles between my pussy and his dick so he could get indirect sex.

>> No.15172725
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15172725

>>15172718
No sir.

>> No.15172728

>>15172178
>that quad blowjob
Oh dear

>> No.15172730

>>15172688
KC confirmed they're used to lick their husband

Why is that a bad thing?

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15172735

>>15172728
>quad blowjob

>> No.15172737

>>15172730
1. They're creepy
2. Her licking and sucking somewhere during sex is fine, but that scene clearly puts the primary focus on the tentacles and tongues, and that's not hot.

>> No.15172740

>>15172730
He's probably one of those who say the monster parts should never be used in sex.

>> No.15172747

>>15172737
>but that scene clearly puts the primary focus on the tentacles and tongues, and that's not hot
In your opinion.
Also, there seems to be about an equal emphasis on the tongues, and her own face and mouth.

>> No.15172753

Fuck the wock shit, I want his other stuff translated first.

>> No.15172756

>>15172711
Cthulhu. Long story.

>> No.15172762

>>15172756
You watched Nyaruko, end of story.

>> No.15172766

>>15172762
Not even, I've always been fascinated by Mindflayers and other types of tentacled creatures. Nyaruko was just icing on the christmas cake because they turned Cthylla into one.

>> No.15172767

>>15172711
Lich. Yepp, that's it.

>> No.15172772

>>15172711
Crow Tengu.

>> No.15172778

>>15172767
>>15172772
Well atleast I was closer.

>> No.15172785

>>15171148
Sabbath confirmed for best religion again.

>> No.15172792
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15172792

>>15172785
Was there ever any doubt?

>> No.15172793

Does anyone want to tease a monster girl for months on end making her a horny melty mess? I want to be the clueless affectionate childhood friend to an otherwise friendless loser monstergirl

>> No.15172808

>>15172725
Is this the perfect waifu for Dickless-kun?

>> No.15172814

>>15172792
What would one have to do to get some baphomet waifu?

>> No.15172828

>>15172814
Be the strongest lolicon.

>> No.15172832

>>15172711
Human

>> No.15172862
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15172862

>Honey, you didn't replace my milk with Holst milk, did you?

>> No.15172870

>>15172862
I'd milk a yanfox.

>> No.15172874

>>15172870
That's a Tanuki.

>> No.15172877

>>15172870
If milk a normal fox. Or any monster girl.

>> No.15172881
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15172881

>>15172870
>tfw no yanfox shit

>> No.15172888
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15172888

>>15172874

No it isn't

>> No.15172894

>>15172862
Don't look at me. You're the one who went grocery shopping.

>> No.15172912
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15172912

>>15172258
>>15172258
>>15172701
Swiggity swoogity.

>> No.15172920

>>15172912
Take a hike, that's some furry bullshit.

>> No.15172952

>>15172912
>>>/b/

>> No.15172963

>>15172888
But, leaf?

>> No.15172980

>>15172189
>Welcome to MNN, our top story tonight: A new type of serial hugger that can FLY
>Local man: "Well, I guess that's that"

>> No.15173002

>>15172963

Tanuki aren't the only ones who use a leaf to transform

>> No.15173007

>>15173002
I did not know this. Shamefur dispray.

>> No.15173014

>>15172980
I want to be a weather man

>> No.15173019

>>15173014
>It's raining all week-end
>Sounds like Lizzy is going through another break up, eh?

>> No.15173028

>>15173014
>>15173019
the weather men of the new networks are not true reporters, there job is to maintain the happiness of the ryu's

>> No.15173029

>>15173007

Actually what I found to be interesting when I looked into it is that there also Tanuki tsuki too

>> No.15173044

>>15173028
Do you think they would take the job too seriously? and make some sort of creed?

>We are the ones who keep the skies clear
>We are the ones that keep the floods at bay
>We are the men who please the dragons of water
>WE ARE THE WEATHERMEN!

>> No.15173060

>>15173044
I would think that any special job deserves a creed.
from those who stop rampaging rape trains to those who purge the sewers of pests

>> No.15173071

>>15173060
>to those who purge the sewers of pests
Do they go YEE-HAAW! while doing so?

>> No.15173084

>>15173071
yep

>> No.15173092

>>15173084
Well looks like Alp is responsible for yet another meme.

>> No.15173099

>>15172711
One half hour more. If I don't get a winner, I'm gonna draw one of the replies from a hat

>> No.15173107

>>15172711
salmander

>> No.15173108

>>15173099
Well la-di-daa, mister fancy-pants. Just do it.

>> No.15173116

>>15173071
Why would they?

>> No.15173121

>>15173116
Because there's this one story of Alp's where these guys go in the sewers to kill Monster Girls while wearing medieval armour and shit and one of them went YEE-HAAW! while doing it, and it was really lame.

>> No.15173133

>>15173108
I enjoy doing this. You know. Letting everyone participate in our content. That, and I'm shitposting at work. So I'm literally being paid to be on this.

>> No.15173147

>>15172711
Vampire

>> No.15173167

>>15173133
Just do the Dragon.

>> No.15173172

>>15173133
>>15173167
As close as it's going to get.

>> No.15173176

>>15173099
>>15173167
I agree with this man.

>> No.15173186

>>15173176
Ookay. I suppose dragon it is

>> No.15173247

Tubby vampire mistress who tries to look imposing as she straddles my hips!

>> No.15173262

>>15173247
How big are her wings?

>> No.15173280

>>15173262
Large enough that she can wrap them around herself like a cloak.

>> No.15173286

>>15173247
I'd still pretend to be intimidated by her.

>> No.15173294

>>15173286
Same, even if she's got a large rear and her shirt has a few of the top buttons left open because she can't close them.
just don't grab her middle, it's far too soft.

>> No.15173305

What's the best time to study without interruptions in MGC College? Waiting for everyone to leave after class and sneaking into an empty room at the end of the corridor? The library's obviously a trap in itself.

>> No.15173306

>>15173294
If just say it's proof of her control over men, as she gained it from snanking on me so many times.

>> No.15173317

>>15173305
You can arrange for a study room for yourself at any time of the day, 24/7. I mean, at least at my university you can.

>> No.15173319

>>15173305
The library is a trap but you can get some work done, the empty rooms are a gamble.

I hear theres a group of shortstacks that take up one of the rooms and do...something at night.

>> No.15173324

>>15173280
So average?

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>> No.15173336

>>15173306
But then she may start ordering you around even more and demand you bring her more snacks.

>>15173324
No, they can cover all of her.
It's like a cloak without a hood.

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New from line 27, still no Mommy Snake in it though.

http://pastebin.com/v0H1qHnF

>> No.15173360 [SPOILER] 
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>they thought the age of Wocks was bad
Fools, all of you...

>> No.15173363

>>15173305
At my university, my friends and I would always study in the electronics lab, since most of our classes were in or around them, and since it was much quieter and secluded.
At a place like MGC, I would imagine that such a place might be pretty good as well. Liches wouldn't have any reason to be there, and the Raijus/Thunderbirds would be occupied in the Power Systems labs, where they can get a bit more current.

>> No.15173370

>>15172920
>>15172952
>Getting your panties in a knot

>> No.15173371

>>15173336
What if I pout and tell her to be more scary?

>> No.15173372
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>>15173336
That's average.

>> No.15173379

>>15173370
Fuck off furfag.

>> No.15173384

what would bake the demon lord more interesting

>> No.15173389
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http://pastebin.com/kxL22fnS

Well I think I'm at a point to consider this done. I edited it around and added plenty of new stuff in there. Actually that's an understatement but regardless, hope you enjoy it

>> No.15173394

>>15173384
A very large very hot oven.

>> No.15173398

>>15173384
Easy, make the DL talk like apocalypse from the old X-men cartoon.

>> No.15173400

>>15173389
>Though unfortunately for men do have something of a disadvantage as there a lot of kinds of Mamono.
>Though unfortunately for men do have
Right off the bat, tsk, tsk, tsk.

>> No.15173412

>>15173389
Lines 32 and 34 shouldn't have a gap like that, should they?

>> No.15173442

How does a monstergirl react when her husband returns home from a tour of duty overseas, and she's sees him for the first time in 6 months?

How does she last 6 months without receiving her husband's dick?

>> No.15173446

>>15173412
You're right. Maybe I should find something other than note pad to type this stuff out in as it causes a problems as you just saw.

>>15173400
Oh oops

>> No.15173459

>>15173442
She finds a replacement (temporary, duh. don't jump on me)

>> No.15173468

>>15173379
>Being this tushy tickled

>> No.15173469

>>15173459
What type of replacement

>> No.15173474

>>15173459
>replacement

You're treading a dangerous path, anon.

>> No.15173475

>>15173459
You mean like getting a 1:1 dildo of her husbands dick?

>> No.15173479

>>15173475
Night Shift Nurses intensifies.

>> No.15173481

>>15173469
You know, a fat, meaty one.

>> No.15173484

>>15173475
He's obviously talking about having sex with other men

>> No.15173491

>>15173484
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15173498

>>15173481
I don't follow you

>> No.15173501

>>15173442
>Implying the monstergirl isn't the one on campaign
Anon, what kind of girl are you marrying that's weaker than you are? You married to a fairy or something?

>> No.15173502

>>15173384
Everyday smoke weed.

>> No.15173508

>>15173501
Monstergirls just aren't allowed to serve in the military.

>> No.15173513

>>15173398
I AM THE ROCKS OF THE ETERNAL SHORE. CRASH AGAINST ME AND BE BRRRROKEN.

>> No.15173516

>>15173508
Says who

>> No.15173517

>>15173484
Too close to reality, mate.

>> No.15173524

>>15173508
They would be the military. The toughest sex always get chosen to be the soldiers.

>> No.15173536

>>15173371
Then she'll puff up her chest, straining a button as she does, put on her haughtiest tone, and inform you that you should bring her more snacks lest you want to be her meal.

>> No.15173539

>>15173524
Too many issues with training, discipline, logistics, etc.

>> No.15173540

>>15173539
I've served in the army. There's nothing there that couldn't be done by nympho bitches.

>> No.15173541

>>15173513
You and I are friends now anon.

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>>15173508
Don't be a sissy.

>> No.15173550

>>15173541
I want to see a Pharaoh paint herself blue only to say that and have some Paladin CHARISMA BREAK her by going "Fuck this, I'm out", leaving her to her own chuuni delusions of X-Men grandeur.

>> No.15173558

>>15173536
But I'm her meal every night.

>> No.15173562

>>15173541
>>15173550
What other fun can we have? A Lilim beating Superwurm and going all Darkseid?
>Behold now your savior, bent and broken, and know I am Drinkseed!
>I may be many things, but here I am God

>> No.15173568

>>15173540
I am serving in the army, and I disagree. Most jobs would be better performed by humans.

>> No.15173569

>>15173389
Good stuff. Headcanoning stuff about your waifu is good stuff.

>> No.15173579

>>15173568
>better performed
So you don't want Trolls cooking meals, wrench wench Anubi or Cyclopsi taking care of cars?

>> No.15173580

>>15173558
>>15173558
Are you questioning your mistress?
Find her some snacks lest you feel the full weight of her displeasure!

>> No.15173585

>>15173568
They might have a chance in specialized roles away from the front line.

>> No.15173588

>>15173562
More like Lilim against a Valkyrie

>That was for Anon!
"Who?"
>The ward you raped and stole the chastity of!
"Had I known bedding one of your trainees would cause you this much pain, I would have raped more. And rape more I shall. Take -that- with you back to the one who holds your leash, Spearmaiden."
>Gets Niebelung Valesti'd out of her castle
>Valkyrie telling Arch Succubi their free to go, they call the Lilim mistress and help her up
"Wait."
"I am many things, Spearmaiden. But here, I am God."

>> No.15173592

>>15173568
I doubt it. Humans would be good in all, but not the best in any of them.

>> No.15173593

>>15173580
On my face?

>> No.15173601
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>>15173588
I forgot how much fun Darkseid was.

>> No.15173602

>>15173585
That's the only place they'd have a chance. While a centaur would be nothing more than giant target in the infantry, she'd probably be well suited to moving lots of heavy shit around in supply.

>> No.15173608

>>15173568
>Not making your army out of golems

>> No.15173613

>>15173593
What!?
How could you figure out her master plan?
She even went panty-less just in case!

Perhaps you are more clever than she gave you credit for.

>> No.15173634

>>15173601
One of my favorite moments was actually from one of the movies, as well with Batman vs Darkseid.

"One Hellspore can turn an entire planet into a fire pit. What will happen to Apokolips when five-hundred go off simultaneously?"
"YOU DARE? YOU... DARE? I could destroy you with a single blast of my Omega Beams!"
"You could, but that wouldn't stop the Hellspores, now would it?"
"YOU WILL DISARM THEM."
"Here's the deal, release the girl, and give your word you'll leave her alone!"
"For...swear... Kara Zor-El..."
"Say... It...."

"Well played. Had the Amazon or the Kryptonian taken that gamble, they would've lost. They do not have the strength of character to destroy an entire planet to achieve success. But you, a human? You kill your own kind just to win battles. An admirable quality."

Or probably the most heartbreaking scene in the Superman show.

"Savor your triumph, Superman. But know victory has its... price."
>Omega Beams Dan Turpin dead

>> No.15173635

>>15173592
I'd still rather not deal with all the discipline-related bullshit that would result. I'd rather not have to deal with some succubus on our side joining the enemy because she thinks some combatant on the other side is super cute and just her type. Or have to deal with some elf disobeying orders and endangering not only her whole platoon, but also the entire mission, because the soldier she's not so secretly fucking got injured or is in danger.

>> No.15173641

>>15173602cursed
Or ghosts and dopplergangers as spies. Mindflayers as interrogators, if the Geneva allows it. Long distance spellcasting to remotely fuck targets over. Liches as medics and spellcasters. Maybe even testing out cursed armors attached to modern military grade armor.

>> No.15173643

>>15173635
Well, that would happen only because you want them to be like that.

>> No.15173644

>>15173634
>Batman playing hardball with Darkseid
>blackmailing him
Yeah, that's just, you know. Over the top.

>> No.15173653

>>15173613
Well she's always trying to find excuses to punish me that way.

>> No.15173654

>>15173644
Which is why it's one of my favorite moments because it's hilariously enough from the super weeaboo "She's my cousin" meme movie.

>> No.15173659

>>15173634
>Or probably the most heartbreaking scene in the Superman show.

Turpin was a faggot though, like an angrier more competant Bullock.

>> No.15173667

>>15173659
True, but it still showed how powerless Superman really is against geometry.

>> No.15173668

>>15173653
>Say that to vampire
>She recoils in shock, trembling slightly
>"H-have I really gotten so predictable?"
>You try to tell her that it's fine only for her to realize she said that out loud and try to cover it up with a hasty "Oh-hohohoho!"
>"Y-you think I was going to do that? No, I was planing...planning...This!"
>Vampire pops her top and removes her bra so that you get a clear view of her heavy, huge chest.
>"Time for you to experience Marshmallow hell!"

>> No.15173669

>>15173643
I'm sorry anon, but acting like that is in their nature. They just can't help it. Furthermore, I have little faith in their willingness to actually kill enemy combatants, especially if those combatants are human males.

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>> No.15173687
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>>15173668
>Vampire pops her top and removes her bra so that you get a clear view of her heavy, huge chest.
>"Time for you to experience Marshmallow hell!"
Hopefully she's okay with finding that she has a Holsts milk abilities.

>> No.15173688

>>15173667
beams that can do right angle truns are bullshit

>> No.15173689

>>15173668
Oh no! Anything but that!

>> No.15173692

>>15173641
Eh. Ghosts can be dealt with by holy symbols, and existing security procedures will prevent doppelgangers from accessing anything too important. I wouldn't trust mindflayers as interrogators, even if international law allowed it. Distance spellcasting doesn't do anything that modern tech isn't already capable.

>> No.15173693

>>15173686
Holy shit.

>> No.15173695

>>15173686
That shit's cute.

>> No.15173699

>>15173687
Please! she would never 'milk' like them!
In all actuality she drained herself this morning.

>>15173689
Yes! Tremble in fear at her mammary based punishment!

>> No.15173700

>>15173688
Lilims with eye beams that can do right angle turns in order to rape her man.

>> No.15173714

>>15173692
Depends on what you think magic can do. If you follow the tradition of being able to curse a person to sickness, it'll be very effective at taking out select targets.

>> No.15173728

>>15173699
>you will never be breastfed by a Vampire
>no chubby yandere Vampire adoptive mom to give you nursing handjobs

>> No.15173729

>>15173699
No! I don't want to be forced to suck her gross puffy nipples and have my face squashed into her big breasts!

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>>15173728
Kill me now

>> No.15173773

>>15173686
Goddamn, that's so sweet it's giving me diabetes.

>> No.15173782

>>15173741
That vampire has had a little too much milk.

>> No.15173789

>>15172160
Because she bullied me! An eye for an eye, justice is blind!

>> No.15173795

>>15172223
Part 3 soon!

>> No.15173827

>>15172527
No joke, I will actually pay you money to do both.
What's your site so I can message you and get this going?

I'd also give you money if you changed up the design to give her four toes rather than three, because that triggers my autism, but hey, that's not your fault. KC just can't count for shit.

>> No.15173834

>>15173729
>Gross
Now you're asking for it!
Expect to suckle her teats and massage her breasts until you like them!

>> No.15173840

>check yesterday on ex for any new monstergirls doujini
>a Miia one finally got scanned and put on ex
>uploaded may 2
>my birthday

It's a sign guys, it's proof all of my effort is paying off

She'll be real soon i can feel it

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>> No.15173851

>>15173389
>Though unfortunately for men they have bit of a disadvantage as there a lot of kinds of Mamono
"Unfortunately for men they face an obstacle as there are many different kinds of Mamono"
That's how I would word it

>turned away from it and going for other careers (line 31)
"turned away from it and went into other careers"

>the other groups of Kejourou aren't bothered this at all and bear them no animosity
"the other groups of Kejourou aren't bothered by this nor do they bear them any animosity"

That's all for the blatant mistakes, although you should take the time to re-read it carefully there are probably some minor mistakes left

That presentation is more enjoyable to read than the first version you posted, thanks to whoever suggested you to make the change

>Was this article helpful?
[YES]

I always liked Kejourous but they were too bland, this definitely improved my opinion of them

It'd be nice if more people wrote this kind of content, KC's profiles are nice but they don't amount to much in and off themselves, they're meant to be built upon

>> No.15173862

>>15173842
>two points of entry
Unf

>> No.15173864

>>15173834
But I'll get tired.

>> No.15173890

>>15173840
It's a nice feeling when the stars align for waifufaggotry. I messaged Sub a while back asking for a commission slot, and it turns out just hours before I contacted him, someone else had dropped out of their commission slot.

Now I just have to wait for Sub to finish up his other commissions before he gets to mine.
Fuck, I'm so eager for it I can't stand waiting around. It's torture.

>> No.15173898

Your class is having PE at the school pool today. How does your soon-to-be-waifu who has a crush on you react when she sees you in your swimming attire? Depending on the monstergirl, do you start running for the sake of your pelvis?

>> No.15173905

>>15173890
Ohhhh, what are you getting anon?

I might hit him up as well after my daughteru picture is done

>> No.15173908

>>15173898
She licks her lips because I'm actually /fit/ as fuck.
No wait, is this middle school? Fuck. Well, maybe she licks her lips because she sees me as a potential meal.

>> No.15173911

>>15173864
Too bad!
You'll learn to love her tits!

>> No.15173915

>>15173911
She's a cow! A cow!

>> No.15173925

>>15173905
Lewd anubis with my favourite fetish.

The idea of him drawing Miia for you sounds interesting. He does great fluffy tails, so do you think that'll translate across to a lamia tail? Maybe he'll draw the whole lamia half as extra long, and just as soft as fur, even though the scales are smoother and shinier.

>> No.15173932

>>15173911
I want to reenact http://exhentai.org/g/826709/e5276d3e16/ with a Vampire.

>> No.15173949

>>15173915
That's it!
She's making you massage her chest before making you eat her out!

>> No.15173958

>>15173932
Nice

>> No.15173967

>>15173949
Those are my least favourite things ever!

>> No.15173977

>>15173949
>Wanting to eat somebody out
But a vagina is dark and full of terrors, as well as tasting like almost nothing, yeast at its worse if she has an infection.

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>>15173851

I agree that what I typed was kind of iffy so I went back edited it just now. I'll go through it later and see if I can't find anything else.

Glad you enjoyed it. It turned out way longer than I had anticipated but I suppose that's expected of having them on my mind all the time.

Admittedly the first paragraph was one of the last things I typed since at first it was just going to be a list and not much else. The idea of being part of a database or something didn't cross my mind but I think it improved it like you said. I just had the image of a genki succubutt or some other excitable MG in mind for that.

Although the Kejourou have been my favorite for quite awhile and I felt for the longest time that their profile didn't offer much so I thought of ideas over time and ultimately that's the result.

It was a lot of fun to type it all out and organize but since it's not a story I was planning on leaving it unlisted.

>> No.15173995

>>15173977
She's a monstergirl, so you don't have to worry about that stuff.

>> No.15174013

>>15173915
That's rude. Only because she has big chest she's not a cow, that would make my waifu a cow too!

>> No.15174019

>>15173842
Been playing through the quest recently, worst mother.

>> No.15174085

>>15173389
Much better than last time. Good job taking up the document style, they're nice for something a bit different, even if I at least find them a bit harder to write than plain prose.

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Oh goodness.

>> No.15174157
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>grew up with Demon onee-san
>convinced yourself that she's the perfect girl
>today's the day you're finally gonna tell her something you've wanted to say since childhood
>march right over and sit down on the couch next to her
>"Nee-san, I want to make a contract with you."
>"Ara ara~ what could you possibly want from me?"
>"I want-I want you to be my wife!"
>"Ufufu"
>"What's so funny? I'm serious."
>She pulls you into her embrace, stroking your head.
>"My dear little brother, you don't need a contract for that."
>...were her pupils always shaped like hearts?

>> No.15174168

>>15174148
Unf. This is great. I like the detail.

>> No.15174170

>>15174157
That onee-san better be a virgin.

>> No.15174171

>>15174157
That's rather cute

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>>15174148
>nude Kejourou with clothing made from her hair
Groovy.

>> No.15174181

>>15174174
>only he's wrapped up
>not them being smooshed together for ultrahugs
Shit fetish.

>> No.15174188

>>15174148
There's something odd about that face.

>>15174157
>Demon
>Not making a contract just in case

>> No.15174201

>>15173898

>The dreaded first day of swimming class finally comes
>All the boys brace themselves in the lockeroom for what is to come
>Most of us survived the sexual onslaught of monster girls, but the few who gave in and actually had sex either entered a serious relationship with the monster girl who took their virginity
>Or they became mind broken sluts who gets constantly used by every girl at school
>Monster pussy is the most dangerous of drugs
>Some try to rejoice in the fact that getting molested in the water isn't as messy as in the toilet
>Others pray that they will go to sleep with their virginity intact
>A couple of us are even in tears, mourning for their incoming loss
>John is the only one happy about this, the fool doesn't realizes that the Hellhound bullying him can swim
>The Mermaid teacher calls us to get out, saying that all the girls have been ready for a while now
>We take a walk of shame to the pool, everyone trying to hide as much of their body as they can using their towels
>As we arrive by the pool, the monster girls stay strangely quiet, some of them call out to us and other whistle
>All the boys avoid looking at them, the girls have no official uniform they're probably wearing the sexiest swinsuits they could find
>Meanwhile, popping a boner in our mandatory swimming bloomers would be a symbolic suicide
>As much as I try to focus on the ground, I can still feel a piercing gaze
>Suddenly all the girls scream and we hear them run
>2 of us faint thinking that it was over
>We quickly realize that they weren't running at us, they were running away from something
>The Mermaid teacher then gives a stern sermon to Juri, telling her that she can't masturbate near the pool because the current she produces is electrifying everybody
>Juri is a Raiju, she is a problem student who keeps defying the teachers and getting in fights with others girls, yet she never assaults any boys
>”Who cares about swimming, I'm only here for Anon.”
>D-did she really just say that?
>”Anon, I've waited a long time for this, you better get ready!”
>Unable to contain my curiosity I direct my gaze at her and realize how screwed I am
>Juri's bikini is on her knees and she is furiously masturbating while looking at me
>Well... now I know why she always sat behind me in class

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>>15174157
This is wonderful, demons are perfect in every way.

>> No.15174203

>>15174170
She's saving herself all for you.

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>>15174157
My heart.

>> No.15174206

>>15174148
Perfect.

>> No.15174219

>>15173898
Are we assuming my soon-to-be-waifu is one of my favourite species?

>> No.15174227

>>15174219
Oh yes

>>15174201
>Raiju
>Water
Oh SHIT

>> No.15174234

>>15174202
>>15174205
She's evolving filetypes in a matter of seconds. Before we know it she'll be a .obj file.

>> No.15174235

>>15174157
>chuuni kid performs a demon summoning
>gets his demon childhood friend
>awkwardly asks for a kiss
>after a lot of blushing on both sides she gives him a peck on the cheek and disappears in a puff of smoke

>> No.15174239

Would a monstergirl ever be able to fall in love with someone even if she couldn't see their face?

>> No.15174240

>>15174201
Keep going

>> No.15174244

>>15173967
Then welcome to hell!

>> No.15174246

>>15174227
In that case I have no reason to run, because she probably won't go any further than masturbating furiously in the changeroom/bathroom.

>> No.15174255

>>15174181

I know there was something I forgot to add to that pastebin.

I considered getting a commission of a hug like that though I'm not sure how it'd ultimately look. Probably two versions where one has a cut-away showing a Kejourou and her husband hugging.

>> No.15174257

>>15174239
I don't see why not. They seem more focused on the heart and soul of a person than anything else, being rather magically sensitive beings.

>> No.15174270

>>15174239
Ablest scum please, blind monster girls are just as capable of love as anyone else.

>> No.15174277

>>15174244
Then I'll just have to pretend to be mindbroken by it so she feels more confident.

>> No.15174284

>>15174270
No, I meant as in her never being able to see the man's actual face, by having it concealed.

>>15174257
But how could they spiritually bond with someone they couldn't look in the eyes?

>> No.15174285
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15174285

>>15174270
>tfw no blind werebat imouto

>> No.15174287

>>15174239
At this point I'm pretty sure that's the only way a monstergirl could fall in love with me.

>> No.15174289

>>15174284
It's like a sixth sense. If you're a monstergirl, you don't need eyes to sense the flow of magical energy and emotion weaved together in the air.

>> No.15174301
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15174301

Which one would you rather have as your imouto?

Again, you can't pick both

>> No.15174302

>>15174289
>If you're a monstergirl, you don't need eyes to sense the flow of magical energy and emotion weaved together in the air.
What, Monstergirls can sense people's emotions through their spirits?

>> No.15174315

>>15174301
Alice. You can still take naps with an alice, but you can't do much else with a dormouse.

>> No.15174316

>>15174277
Good man, be sure to keep it up when she finally relents and tells you to grab a snack and feed her

>> No.15174319

>>15174301
It's a fucking tough choice. I like the dormouse' design better, but I like the Alice's profile and habits better.

Can I have an Alice with the dormouse's hairstyle and some cute pyjamas? Maybe just one of onii-chan's shirts, big enough that it covers her knees, or maybe a soft, warm pyjama onesie.

>> No.15174322

>>15174301
Alice, if only because I want to give her all the sweets

>> No.15174325

>>15174301
I think Alice looks cuter, so I'll go with her.

>> No.15174336
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15174336

>>15174301
Alice, although I do like Dormice.

>> No.15174347

>>15173898
Trick question, never show up in the first place, I'd be too scared and shy to go their without support from folks I trust. Plus I have a small gut(yet incredible health and energy) so I don't think the Ryu would have a crush on me in the first place, would she?

>> No.15174350

>>15174301
I'd pick Dormous to carry her around in my arms, and then share some cuddles when I take a nap.

>> No.15174356 [SPOILER] 
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15174356

>>15173898
>Ahn~
>Finally! There he is! I thought he would never come...
>I want to touch him...
>Wait, why is that hussy of a teacher talking to him? She's not the boys' teacher!
>Get your cowtits out of his face, you slut!
>YOU SLUT YOU SLUT YOU SLUT YOU-
>Oh, she just pointed him to the boys' group.
>I won't have to drown her after all.
>I can't wait for the free time...

>█████!
>Do you want to sit on the bubble bench with me?
>Let's go, then!
>Oh, no, I missed it. I was at the gym yesterday. Did you tape it?
>Nice! Do you wanna watch it together after school?
>Yay! It's going to be so much fun!
>What? You can't breathe?
>Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hug you so hard...
>Do you want me to kiss it all better~?
>You know what they say about being closer to my heart, though!

>Ahn~
>He's looking at my quads again, isn't he?
>They are so big, after all, and so warm, with all that hot blood coursing through them.
>Now how do I goad him into touching them...?
>Maybe go straight for it?

>Damn, █████, the bubbles feel so good...
>You know, I was doing some front squats yesterday and I hit a new record! It's now ███ kilos!
>My legs are still sore!
>They're still running hot, see?

>Oh, he's blushing! How cute!
>Ahn~
>Soon I will have him all for myself...
>For ever and ever...

>> No.15174360

>>15174315
You can do other stuff with a Dormouse too
It's just that she'll experience it in a dream state

>Playing video games with your Dormouse imouto
>You're destroying her and trash talking her
>In her dream you're both winning and you're complimenting her on her skills
>Watching a movie
>It's an ok movie that has it's moments
>To her it's a 10/10 and you're the lead actor
>Play some basketball with her
>She drowsily walks with the ball in her hands, barely throwing it from time to time while you tell her to wake up and play seriously
>Meanwhile she's in a huge stadium, facing off the Chicago Minotaurs and winning thanks to your passes and her masterful 3 points shots

I want a Dormouse imouto, it will be weird at first but once I get used to her rape aura we'll have a whole bunch of sleepy fun

>> No.15174366

>>15174316
Oh I will, because I was just acting like I didn't so she would assault me and feel better about herself.

>> No.15174368

>>15174360
>>Meanwhile she's in a huge stadium, facing off the Chicago Minotaurs and winning thanks to your passes and her masterful 3 points shots
Wow, talk about being unconscious!

>> No.15174369

>>15174356
Loli Onis younger years?

>> No.15174378

>>15174369
Yes

>> No.15174380

>>15174366
Good man.
Just don't let her figure out its a ruse, she may hole up in her room and binge on ice cream and classical vampire movies if she does

>> No.15174389

>>15174378
Excellent. May █████ be subject to the finest intercrural from loli Onis apparently thick thighs.

>> No.15174392

>>15173686
I want to do that with a cute little kobold

>> No.15174394

>>15174380
Even if I offer to wear a collar and role play if she comes out?

>> No.15174401

>>15174201
I like the imagery of all the boys hanging out in the change room trying to delay the inevitable. I can even imagine some of the more charismatic jocks trying to give a pep talk to raise everyone's spirits.

>> No.15174405

>>15173898
She comforts me since I don't know how to swim.

>> No.15174420

>>15174301
Alice is the CUTEST!

>> No.15174422

>>15174389
I think she'd be the type to want a really vanilla, romantic first time with missionary under the sheets. All that pervy dry humping stuff would come later.

>> No.15174425

>>15174405
Let me give you a hint anon, just don't drown and you'll be fine.

>> No.15174430

>>15173389
>Kejourou ... disguise themselves as a human girl.
My elegant Paladin onee-sama can't secretly be a monster and rape her cute squire with her prehensile braid every night!

>> No.15174431

>>15174425
Didn't work so well last time.

>> No.15174436

>>15174431
Didn't try hard enough.

>> No.15174437

>>15174431
Stop being a pussy, Anon. I died drowning once when I was a kid. You know what I did? Too swimming lessons so I wouldn't die again.

>> No.15174447

>>15174430
>Kejourous with long braids
I can get behind this.

>> No.15174454

>>15174447
>>15174430
>Kejorou with a braided hair
>She can flex it like a muscular arm made out of hair
>Can lift cars with it

>> No.15174458
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15174458

>>15174431
Don't worry, Anon. If you go swimming with monstergirls around, you'll never hve to worry about drowning.

>> No.15174459

>>15174454
>>Can lift cars with it
>She's jacking you off with it
Scary boner time?

>> No.15174471

>>15174437
>Died once while drowning

>> No.15174479

>>15174471
Whenever you go through a life-threatening situation, the universe is split into two: One where you survive, and one where you die. It seems I drew the lucky straw.

>> No.15174482

>>15174471
What? You don’t die when you drown? That’s impossible anon.

>> No.15174483

>>15174459

A Kejourou wouldn't be so careless as to injure your manhood. No need to worry

>> No.15174490

>>15174479
If that's the case, I'm the god of luck.

>> No.15174506

>>15174483
I want to walk down the street holding hands with a braided Kejuurou and have her braid wrap down her arm, onto mine, and over my shoulder like a scarf!

>> No.15174513

>>15174458
But I don't like the water monsters.

>> No.15174524

>>15174257
Well shit. My plan was to wear a mask or something in the event of the happening.
Probably best that I didn't though, I wouldn't want a Salamander mistaking me for a Sith lord and wanting to husbando me for it.

>> No.15174535

I want to teach my kobold daughteru to swim! I want her to see how small the water makes my dick and for her to laugh at it!

>> No.15174545

>>15174524
>You'll never wear a mask and become the villain of MGC

>> No.15174548

>>15174535
I wish dearly that all canid girls dog paddle when swimming.

>> No.15174550

>>15174524
As long as the mask is sufficiently silly, there should be no Sith happening. Just add some googly eyes. Seventeen should suffice.

>> No.15174557

>>15174535
>your own daughter laughing at your dick
You've gone too far this time, micropenis guy!

>> No.15174559

>>15174513
http://i.imgur.com/d21LCeK.png

How can you say no to this face? A lot of the aquatic monstergirls are quite forward and potentially offputting in some ways, but sea slimes are perfectly gentle, genuinely caring beings.

>> No.15174599

>>15174548
I want to bully my Anubis childhood friend about her cute swimming style!

>> No.15174619

>>15174506

Cute.

>> No.15174622

>>15174559
How can I know they're trustworthy, sea slimes are cute but I'm afraid that she may just be treating me nice as a facade to assault/harm me due to the fact she doesn't get a lot of love? I like aquatic monster girls, but I'm afraid they are going to do bad things to me, are you sure she can be trusted and maybe even get to be my friend to me?

>> No.15174626

>>15174599
No bully, she was just brought up living a pampered life in a desert land. She doesn't know any better.

I bet an anubis' who spent years of her life living in an arid desert without any large bodies of water would be absolutely gleeful and blown away if she was ever taken to a beach.

>> No.15174634

>>15174394
Then she's just going to use you as a body pillow and nibble you.

You now have a depressed vampire mistress

>> No.15174636

>>15174626
>What is the fucking Nile

>> No.15174641

>>15174619
The braid is making me like Kejuurous. It really turns the creepy into cute! I want to play with a massive braid, sniff it, cuddle it, wrap it around my neck and shoulders!

>> No.15174644

>>15174634
I'll cuddle back.

>> No.15174649

>>15174636
A river which exists in Egypt, and not in a fictional monstergirl desert continent.

>> No.15174654

>>15174649
>What is the fucking Not!Nile

>> No.15174668

>>15174644
She's hugging from behind!
You cannot reach her

>> No.15174677

>>15174668
He can reach her arms!

>> No.15174681

>>15174654
Quickly, name 5 things the Not!Nile could be. And it's not the Nile.

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