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>> No.15358002
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>> No.15358004
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ALL ZEROS TONIGHT BABY

>> No.15358005
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Excellent, a true marvel of our time.

>> No.15358007

what a shit xD

>> No.15358008

A perfect time and trips? This is a blessing from Flan!

>> No.15358011
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>> No.15358012
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15358012

Big Flan belly slap-a slap slap~

>> No.15358014

>>15358000
Fuck yes I've been waiting all my life!!!

>> No.15358017
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15358017

I fapped to flan today

>> No.15358018

>>15358011
rollan

>> No.15358020
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Little Flan castle pack-y pack pack~

>> No.15358024
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15358024

Little Flan legs squish-y squish squish~

>> No.15358027

>>15358018
It's okay dude, OP already won the battle.

>> No.15358030

Flan-chan sugoi!

>> No.15358031
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Big Flan bladder leak-y leak leak~

>> No.15358034
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>> No.15358038
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Little Flan gift hide-y hide hide~

>> No.15358041
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>>15358007

>> No.15358044
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15358044

Little Flan secret smile-y smile smile~

>> No.15358049
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15358049

Little Flan pantsu munch-y munch munch~

>> No.15358052

i want flan to face me in a boxing match

>> No.15358053
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>>15358000

>> No.15358054
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>> No.15358055
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Little Flan hand sniff-y sniff sniff~

>> No.15358057

I love Flan!

>> No.15358062
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>> No.15358063
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Big Flan carrot munch-a crunch crunch~

>> No.15358066
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>>15358057
Flan loves you!

>> No.15358070
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Big Flan face lewd-y lewd lewd~

>> No.15358075
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Big Flan wurst squirt-y squirt squirt~

>> No.15358081
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>>15358062

>> No.15358082
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Big Flan garlic drool-y drool drool~

>> No.15358087
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Little Flan claws scratch-y scratch scratch~

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Remy high chair smugg-y smug smug~

>> No.15358101

I hate Flan so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.15358111

I spent every night for 10 years janitoring myself in the public /jp/, and it's better than saging. People should janitor themselves - you can delete a complete thread for no money. At the end of 10 years, I had deleted every flanfly in the catalogue and I'd removed a thousand shitposts. - The Big Meido

>> No.15358125 [DELETED] 

Why should I don't tell me commands go away don't call me any more just get away from me

>> No.15358132 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.15358135
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>>15358101
Flan will always love you.

>> No.15358172

Post the run one

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>>15358172

>> No.15358199

>>15358044
ニコニコ^^

>> No.15358203

>>15358111
>>15358175
Meido stop time and then stop Flan!

>> No.15358226

>>15358052
Would she win?

>> No.15358229
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15358229

FALL BACK

>> No.15358240

Flan is in her 2AM. All is right with the world.

>> No.15358241

Gonna impregnate Flans little womby

>> No.15358264

>thread is up for less than an hour, 49 replies
>another thread is up for 3 weeks, only 149 replies

Does /jp/ prefer low-effort threads, or does Flan just bring out everyone's inner lolicon?

>> No.15358296

Ah, yes Flanfly: The noble struggle of the self-willed and there struggle against society. These stoic that has achieved the utter control, everything done conciously and with reason behind it. It is not the fight of the petty rebel or impassioned anarch, who seeks simply an idol to topple or a king to slay. The struggle is that to maintain a personal vision, a self-contained philosophy that is not limited to the petty views of those who claim dominion over culture and convention. A philospher king without a kingdom, a wandering prince that has already claimed everything in the path.
As we see Flandre Scarlet (the sister of the noblewoman Remilia Scarlet) run through the mansion, we see witness to her escapades: The devouring of the imp Koakuma's cake, the destruction of Patchouli Knowledge's formula, the injury to the chief maid, and the splashing of tea in Remilia's face. These are the enemies that a self-moving and stoic individual must face: The Petty Hedonist, the Constrained Intellectual, the Rigid Ruler, and the Decadent Elite. Flan does not mean ill will, and has done little that is permanent, yet these foes would seek her undoing as it is their way to trample upon those who break free of norms. They each latch upon but a mere facet (represented by Flandre dividing into four) to seek and destroy, as it is the rule of ignorant individuals to destroy those which they cannot understand.

>> No.15358299

>>15358296
Having such a temporary pleasure deprived by the self-moving one, who only sought such an experience to better herself, Koakuma pursues Flandre. Flandre hides in the chandelier, knowing such transient and boorish individuals would never seek to look upwards from their mire of indulgence. Then we see Patchouli, so angered and fixated upon the loss of some useless intellectual "achievement" that lacks any actual merit, she cannot see the natural (represented by the potted plant) state of the world and overlooks Flandre. The maid Sakuya, having her elegance so rudely toppled, seeks vengeance upon a foe she can understand. But she cannot understand the plight of those who work under her, so she never does think to look in the quarters of those so oppressed by her. And finally, Remilia, the slave-queen to all convention and romance, has built a maze of luxury with her; a perfect hiding spot for Flandre, who but recline between gilded frames.
Confounded once more, we see these foes focused upon the singular: They must destroy the one who threatens their structure, their cathedral of sin. Flandre leads them on through a trail, a trail leading to such heights where one's intellect, one's very fibers of being are questioned. The hedonist, lacking such will or character, cannot continue. Passing through the wide corridors, the intellectual falters and topples; a victim to the absurdity and incalculable nature of life. The haughty thief and the indifferent constable but stops and laugh at such a proclaimed "intellect" has not the knowledge to understand the harsh realities. We are left but two, the maid and the noble. Flandre simply soars through the hall, even performing a small spin to show how at ease one who understands the logic of life is. The noble races by, sped on through the power of her own wealth. The maid, as determined as she is, is stopped by an even harsher reality: Her lack of grace and refinement. And then there is one. Remilia, so used to her pleasure and seclusion, is judged by the relentless might of the Sun. Flandre has concealed herself with a parasol, the only trapping of wealth that was necessary. So little, but so much to conceal oneself from the merciless eyes of Judgement.
And we are left to the self-driven, hiding behind the common man; triumphant with no violence, no anger, no feeling. Only by letting go of one's passions, breaking one's chains that restrain one's will, can you achieve such a flight that would cause such anger in those who seek dominion over you.

>> No.15358303

>>15358264
if you stick around for more than a few days you'll find out the answer to that question greentexter

>> No.15358336
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Flan has 4 threads.

>> No.15358361

>>15358303
I've been here for weeks and I don't understand the Flan here in /jp/.

Too much Flan, not enough Ran.

>> No.15358375
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something something fly

>> No.15358376

>>15358361
flan is a tradition

>> No.15358378

>>15358004
>>15358361
this is all you need to know

>> No.15358417
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RIDE OR DIE

>> No.15358430

>>15358378
I just realized that tonight is the first time I've ever been on /jp/ after 10pm, since I'm normally in bed around that time and up at 6am. So that might explain why I haven't figured it out, and why /jp/ sees to active right now.

I'm also guessing most people here are NEETs who stay up all night and then go to sleep sometime in the morning.

>> No.15358932

>>15358034
I don't know what movie that is but I don't wanna know.

>> No.15359157

>>15358264
As a wise anon once told me,

it's a ritual.

>> No.15359163

>>15358430
I go into work every morning at 4, so I go to sleep by 6 and wake up at 2- enjoying Flan with my morning coffee has become a pleasant routine for me.>>15358932

>> No.15359172 [SPOILER] 
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>>15359157
Well then your culture is just an unfounded myth, propagated simply because it's always been that way.

If you followed reason and evidence, you'd see that pic related would be the rational thing to post.

>> No.15359568
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Meido is slacking again!

>> No.15359893

flanfly still up at 11? what has the world come to.

>> No.15359998

>>15359893
Jan Jan is depression

>> No.15360101
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Posting in a meido free /jp/.

>> No.15360110
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>>15360101
Meido will be back soon, just you wait!

>> No.15360270

>>15360101
Please pull over. It's dangerous to run from. The police.

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