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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:46:16 2016 No.15390518 [Reply] [Original]

Kobolds are really cute!

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Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:46:57 2016 No.15390522

>>15390490
Yep.
Just imagine a posh European vampire you've known since her family immigrated over to the states when the two of you were both kids. She usually wears frilly gothic lolita dresses that expose her generous cleavage and is usually the definition of a cool and refined beauty.
Now imagine her sucking your dick with wild abandon, her manners forgotten and her lips dragging across your shaft. Imagine her eyes never breaking contact with yours as she swallows load after load of your cum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:47:06 2016 No.15390524 File: 586 KB, 1280x1440, 1465122054097.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to walk to school together with the nerdhound!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:47:10 2016 No.15390525 >>15390518 Can a Kobold balance a ball on her nose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:49:19 2016 No.15390528 >>15390525 You'd have to teach her how, and make sure to give her a treat afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:49:28 2016 No.15390532 >>15390524 I wanna bully a nerdwan in a sexual manner!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:49:58 2016 No.15390533 >>15390522 Does she endeavor to keep up her appearance as a refined rich girl in public, treating you like a servant, only to wait on you hand and foot behind closed doors?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:50:08 2016 No.15390535 Which monster is best to go to the bowling alley with

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:50:15 2016 No.15390536 How dense is too dense?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:50:19 2016 No.15390537 File: 258 KB, 1000x1000, 1432515496501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://i.imgur.com/xYC972X.png Hair jobs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:51:24 2016 No.15390542 >>15390536 Why are you comparing apples to pineapples?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:51:51 2016 No.15390543 >>15390518 I'm trying to figure what to make of that furry vest. How does it even stay up? Why is that belly access window so small? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:53:13 2016 No.15390545
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I want to get pinned to the ground and drained dry by my vampire childhood friend while she's consumed by her hunger! I want her to treat me really tenderly apologize a lot!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:54:22 2016 No.15390548 >>15390536 If light can still escape, you are not yet too dense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:54:38 2016 No.15390549 File: 661 KB, 1600x1200, NerdHound.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390532 I want to pull her tail!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:54:55 2016 No.15390550 >>15390537 Mmm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:55:56 2016 No.15390552 >>15390533 You've been friends since childhood, so she wouldn't treat you like a servant. Other than that pretty much yeah. Except replace "wait on you hand and foot" with "Ride you so hard it'd make a wererabbit in heat blush".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:56:21 2016 No.15390554 >>15390549 I want to play with her ears while she tries to read.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:57:36 2016 No.15390556 >>15390549 if you asker her to take her glasses and do the flame eyes would she

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:58:17 2016 No.15390558 File: 201 KB, 331x378, spooky ougi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you an Ougi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:58:42 2016 No.15390560 File: 287 KB, 1800x2250, 1465626049547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390545 I prefer plump yanpire titties.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 01:59:13 2016 No.15390561 >>15390537 >A Kejourou will never molest your normal, unmoving hair with her prehensile hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:00:15 2016 No.15390563 >>15390560 That's what Anon gets for wandering around a spooky mansion at night

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:00:50 2016 No.15390567 >>15390558 she's too spooky for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:01:14 2016 No.15390571 >>15390558 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:02:04 2016 No.15390574 >>15390563 Why not both? A himedere yanpire

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:03:15 2016 No.15390584 I want to enter the spooky haunted house during the day, checkmate spookies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:03:32 2016 No.15390585 >>15390556 She'd get all embarrassed because you're putting her on the spot and she can't see, but if you tease her for long enough she'll get angry and it'll happen instinctively. Then she'll rape you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:03:48 2016 No.15390586 File: 149 KB, 620x950, Ckv8tHDVAAQxNCb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:03:49 2016 No.15390587 File: 538 KB, 1118x1196, 1455079042699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390561 True sadness

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:04:29 2016 No.15390590 >>15390585 I don't want to tease her I am just curious if her poor eyesight affects them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:04:51 2016 No.15390593 File: 86 KB, 1031x775, 14734345435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390584 Spooked to death

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:05:57 2016 No.15390597 >>15390586 Titty Kitty is best kitty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:06:17 2016 No.15390601 >>15390593 But the scary stuff happens at night, if I go in during the day I can catch them unprepared

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:06:19 2016 No.15390602 >>15390584 But anon, it's dark as night in there, and the spooky wisps closed all the curtains

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:06:24 2016 No.15390605 >>15390590 Sure they're not as hot or explosive as the other Hellhounds', but that's just because she doesn't use them that often, you hear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:07:36 2016 No.15390610 >>15390602 So open the blinds first chance i get when in there

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:07:45 2016 No.15390611 File: 285 KB, 450x775, 0e3133820c5a485b1808fefc4f502ca8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390597 Not all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:08:48 2016 No.15390616 >>15390610 But anon, they hang around the blinds and close them right after you open them, and they ohoho at you whenever you try

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:09:06 2016 No.15390619 >>15390611 Itty Bitty Kitty Titties are just the prelude to big fat cat tats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:09:59 2016 No.15390624 >>15390611 Titty kitty is best kitty unless the cat in question has that nymphic grace cats do, a toned stomach and preferably a nice butt too. That cat just falls somewhere in the sad middle. >>15390616 Burn the curtains. that'll show 'em.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:10:09 2016 No.15390626 >>15390616 I can rip the curtains off and wear them like a cape

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:11:10 2016 No.15390632 >>15390605 So compliment her eye flames then what do they get hotter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:11:58 2016 No.15390637 File: 1.14 MB, 720x405, pout.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390624 >>15390626 Now they float around you a pout at you from the corner of your vision

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:12:55 2016 No.15390640 >>15390637 Ill put the curtains back up after I safely explore the haunted house making sure I leave before the sun goes down

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:13:05 2016 No.15390643 >>15390632 Maybe a little, but that's just because she's blushing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:13:53 2016 No.15390645 >>15390637 >Pouting dead women This is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:15:27 2016 No.15390650 >>15390640 They'll put up a sign that warns people to not touch the curtains after you leave >>15390645 That makes them pout even more!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:15:47 2016 No.15390652 >>15390643 so I'm helping her, maybe she will enjoy her eye flames so much to get contacts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:16:30 2016 No.15390653 File: 1.29 MB, 700x1000, 1450737282836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390637 >>15390645

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:16:56 2016 No.15390655 >>15390650 If I return at night how raped would I be

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:17:00 2016 No.15390656 >>15390652 Wouldn't those melt though? That'd be a really bad time for her if they melted in her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:18:12 2016 No.15390662 >>15390653 Why is she upset?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:18:21 2016 No.15390663 >>15390652 Contacts would fare even less well against eye flames though. She'd need to get (laser) corrective surgery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:19:21 2016 No.15390667 File: 561 KB, 600x960, 57134596_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:19:25 2016 No.15390669 >wendigo What the hell am I looking at.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:19:40 2016 No.15390670 >>15390656 >>15390663 Being a nerdwan is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:19:58 2016 No.15390671 >>15390656 >>15390663 Oh yeah that might not work out. Maybe she just likes her glasses and doesn't want laser fix

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:20:52 2016 No.15390673 >>15390669 Awawa? Anon doesn't like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:21:01 2016 No.15390675 >>15390670 Do not bully the nerdwan or she might go too far

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:21:12 2016 No.15390676 Why do the monster profiles avoid showing lewd parts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:21:46 2016 No.15390677 >>15390670 Well, nerdwans grow up into office-lady wans so it's not all that bad. I mean, one in twenty probably has the misfortune to be the overweight boss lady everyone talks about behind their back but the rest are good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:22:39 2016 No.15390681 >>15390671 >Maybe she just likes her glasses The only people that like glasses don't actually need glasses. Generally. >>15390670 It could be worse. At least she's not a monoeye. >>15390669 Yeti and wendigo fighting over a man!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:24:06 2016 No.15390684 >You will never be the head of a company >You will never be raided by a dragon from a rival company who doesn't get how hostile take overs work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:24:39 2016 No.15390687 >>15390681 I like glasses and my vision is shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:25:07 2016 No.15390688 >>15390670 I'm gonna bully all the nerdwans I see!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:25:41 2016 No.15390691 >>15390684 She is so getting sued, get the Tanuki lawyer legion on the case

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:26:31 2016 No.15390693 >>15390662 she doesn't appreciate the christmas lights

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:27:19 2016 No.15390694 >nerdwan snaps and bring a gun to school

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:28:38 2016 No.15390700 >>15390694 Can I try and talk her down as her best friend and get shot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:28:56 2016 No.15390701 >>15390694 As if a dork like her could even shoot up the school.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:28:57 2016 No.15390703 >>15390687 And you're why that "generally" is there. Most people I've spoken to this on would gladly hit a button that makes their vision good enough to obviate the need for glasses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:29:47 2016 No.15390704 >>15390694 Well better than the usual bullied Monoeye

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:30:34 2016 No.15390707 >>15390694 What's she gonna do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:31:10 2016 No.15390709 I want to go to the creepy house up on the hill, get gassed and wake up in a cuddlepile with a bunch of cute spooky girls! For the record, that's a Zombie, Ghoul, Ghost, Wisp, Dullahan, Lich, Wight, Vampire and Dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:31:26 2016 No.15390710 >>15390694 Time to play chicken and see if she'll actually shoot. Either she doesn't and I win or she does and I still win. If I live, she can see me when she gets out of Juvie, she's pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:32:00 2016 No.15390712 How long can a Wight pretend she is still a zombie for the warmth

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:32:39 2016 No.15390714 >>15390712 As long as you'll let her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:32:45 2016 No.15390715 >>15390684 I remember this. http://pastebin.com/pCLJgpBe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:33:03 2016 No.15390716 >>15390709 I want to live next to a graveyard so I can be with the spooky girls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:33:58 2016 No.15390719 >>15390712 Not at all. However it's adorable to see such a posh woman pretending to be a zombie so she can get cuddles, so you'll probably let her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:34:09 2016 No.15390720 >>15390712 She couldn't. You get a special letter when your zombie waifu ranks up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:34:12 2016 No.15390721 >>15390694 She needs a hug

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:35:15 2016 No.15390724 >>15390720 She can try and intercept it or does it turn into that harry potter scene with the letters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:35:16 2016 No.15390725 >>15390715 That story is why self destruct buttons were invented.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:36:00 2016 No.15390729

>>15390716
Would you let them drag you up to the mistress of the manor's room for a spooky reverse gangbang?
There'll be cuddles afterwards and a big breakfast together in the morning.
Plus, the Lich doesn't know it yet but the Vampire actually found her Phylactery.
She's going to wait until the Lich's turn to ride you to break it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:40:53 2016 No.15390735 File: 419 KB, 1200x1600, 1452779594152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Research grants are so hard to come by these days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:42:14 2016 No.15390737 >>15390735 She just needs to try harder

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:42:43 2016 No.15390739 File: 267 KB, 700x1274, 1410385828869.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390735 Got to work that booty and give special dances.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:43:27 2016 No.15390742

>>15390715
>>15390725
Would there be anything more satisfying then, when the Dragon company thinks she's conquered your business, you start the self destruct sequence, giving everyone 5 minutes to evacuate the building? All those assets gone, her conquest for naught, and your pride intact.

Seeing a too-haughty-for-her-own-good Dragon finally lose once in her life is too good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:43:41 2016 No.15390743 >>15390739 She looks sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:44:34 2016 No.15390747 >>15390742 That would just make her more angry. And the rape more violent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:44:47 2016 No.15390750 >>15390729 Do I have to act scared and helpless as they do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:45:29 2016 No.15390754 >>15390739 >ywn rape Charon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:45:42 2016 No.15390755 >>15390747 She can do to me what she must, I have already won, and nothing she does to me will take that satisfaction of cheating her out of a business away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:46:08 2016 No.15390757 I want to marry Charon and have our vows be all puns

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:46:12 2016 No.15390758 >>15390754 She's for tender loving.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:47:08 2016 No.15390759 >>15390757 But what kind of puns does wholly matrimony lend itself to?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:48:09 2016 No.15390761 >>15390758 Tell that to skid row.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:48:28 2016 No.15390762 File: 35 KB, 383x404, devil bug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is now the official /jp/ Devil Bug thread! Devil Bugs for everybody!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:49:26 2016 No.15390764 >>15390762 I'm gonna spray them with Raid!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:49:36 2016 No.15390766 >>15390759 I bet Charon would think the word marriage has a nice ring to it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:49:37 2016 No.15390767 >>15390762 Fuck that, I'm moving to not!Egypt where the khepri run free!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:49:38 2016 No.15390768 >>15390762 But can they sing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:49:39 2016 No.15390769 >>15390762 This is a takeover I wouldn't mind backing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:52:20 2016 No.15390776 >>15390766 Scallywags like you should be hanged.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:54:57 2016 No.15390782 >>15390776 I;d rather not hang around

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:55:50 2016 No.15390783 >>15390782 You're a real pain in the neck all the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:57:37 2016 No.15390790 I want to date a super casual and down-to-earth vampire who wears sweatshirts and pajama pants all day despite her sister yelling at her to dress properly!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 02:59:20 2016 No.15390793 >>15390715 >Dennis and Sypha would later become married and have a happy family with 12 kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:00:34 2016 No.15390795 >>15390739 I bet she was to wear this when she operates the ferry now. In order to draw more business.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:01:34 2016 No.15390799 >>15390783 I can see right though your game like a window and it is panefully obvious what you are doing

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:01:54 2016 No.15390801
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh_GFDYAoW8

Starting at around 0:44, listen to the Night Elves. How much you wanna bet they're talking about orc dicks? Why are Elves such lewd creatures?

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:03:17 2016 No.15390805

>>15390750
It would certainly set the mood. Especially if your struggling got weaker over time until you're basically just letting them have their way.
If you do that the cuddling will be twice as snug.

How do you feel about waking up with the Lich staring into your eyes because she drew the long straw and got to keep cuddling you while the others had to go make breakfast?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:04:07 2016 No.15390807 File: 1.49 MB, 1333x1000, 1458011784530.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390801 Slutty Elves won't leave those poor Orcs alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:04:22 2016 No.15390809 >>15390805 Did she stare into my eyes the whole night

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:04:35 2016 No.15390810 >>15390799 I give up, this window stuff just got too sill for me.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:06:34 2016 No.15390815

>>15390809
No. Kinda hard to do that when you're sleeping.
But you can bet the first thing she did when she got to stay in bed was lay on top of you and just stare at you while holding you close.
If you look hard enough you could probably see her lips curling up ever so slightly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:07:35 2016 No.15390819 >>15390810 There ought to be a Sillyver lining to this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:08:37 2016 No.15390822 >>15390815 How long does a staring match with a lich last

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:08:39 2016 No.15390823 >>15390819 Get your head out of the clouds, you're walking on sunshine, whoa-wo-whoa!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:10:04 2016 No.15390827 >>15390823 Don't try and head on out without hearing how

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:10:26 2016 No.15390829 >>15390822 Until you blink. Or until you kiss her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:11:11 2016 No.15390833 >>15390829 Will she keep going after I blink

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:13:08 2016 No.15390837 >>15390833 Yes. She really likes looking at you. She'll blink if you find and break her Phylactery though. She'll also be a lot more sensitive to your touch, to the point where teasing her nipples will be enough to make her have an orgasm or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:14:10 2016 No.15390841 >>15390837 So this lasts until the other undead finish breakfast

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:15:32 2016 No.15390845

So I had this idea: Esper

A majin type that occasionally forms when a human woman has an out of body experience. Their body and spirit, touched by demonic energy, become slightly independent from each other. The body half ends up with a temperament similar to a lich, while the spirit half is highly spirited. They can't have both halves fully active at once until they become more experienced, and can't fully physically manifest the spirit half until they gain even more experience. In the beginning, their capabilities are limited to moving objects at a distance, invading the dreams of others, and minor alteration of matter. Their abilities when they first "awaken", however, may have be greatly increased if it's under dire circumstances. The situation under which a human woman has the highest chance of turning into an esper is seeing a man they care for in mortal danger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:19:31 2016 No.15390852 >>15390845 A girl who flip-flops between emotionless and hyper-genki?

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:19:35 2016 No.15390853

>>15390841
And then when the two of you get down to the table for breakfast she stares at you from across the table.
Meanwhile you have to deal with how the other girls flirt with you too.
>Lich staring at you
>Zombie is nuzzling your arm a bit
>Dhampir is shooting nervous glances at you on occasion
>Wisp is giving you "The Eyes"
>Ghost is hovering over your shoulder watching you eat
>Dullahan is keeping her head close to your plate and chatting with you while her body "eats"
>Ghoul is deepthroating a sausage.
>Not to be outdone, Vampire is deepthroating a rolled up pancake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:20:57 2016 No.15390858 >>15390853 I want to move to that house and live with all of them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:22:46 2016 No.15390864 >>15390852 She's emotionless if you see her in the real world, and genki if you see her in your dreams. At least until she becomes powerful enough to go full jojo and have her spirit physically manifest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:23:38 2016 No.15390866 >>15390853 I think a Vampire would prefer blood sausage.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:23:45 2016 No.15390867

>>15390858
They'd be more than willing to have you. Gather up your things from your old home and they'll help you move them.
The Vampire may seem haughty and smug about your choice, but the second she's out of earshot she'll be squealing in joy that you chose to stay. She was really worried you wouldn't like her and that you'd leave.
I just realized I forgot Wight in that list, but that works because Wight flirts with you just by existing in the same room.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:24:46 2016 No.15390871 >>15390864 >emotionless girl with genki Stand I approve of this message.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:25:19 2016 No.15390874 >>15390866 That's more of a dinner thing than a breakfast thing anon. Plus, the Dullahan makes really good pancakes and the vampire has a bit of a sweet tooth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:27:14 2016 No.15390876 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please remember to give a mindflayer a hug. They are squishibly soft for your pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:28:20 2016 No.15390878 >arch imps turn innocent human lolis into semen demons Is there any being more evil than this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:28:20 2016 No.15390879 >>15390876 I like mindflayers they are cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:30:06 2016 No.15390884 >>15390879 That they are. Remember to hold them close so it's easier to Kiss your cheek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:30:15 2016 No.15390885 >>15390845 What if one half takes over?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:31:10 2016 No.15390893 >>15390807 >green skin >pig face This hybrid orc confuses me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:32:19 2016 No.15390895 >>15390893 P'Uruc-hai is perfection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:34:38 2016 No.15390903 File: 2.57 MB, 3000x2200, 1448561368683.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it too late to talk about Vampires?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:35:37 2016 No.15390907 >>15390903 It's never too late to talk about Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:36:25 2016 No.15390909 >>15390907 If you were a Vampire's thrall, would you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:41:12 2016 No.15390924 Would Kikis do a perfect jewel heist because they leave no mess

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:42:15 2016 No.15390926 >>15390924 Ah yes, Diamond Diana, Sapphire Sally and Ruby Ruby, the infamous Kikimora jewel-thieves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:42:46 2016 No.15390928 >>15390924 No, they'd be mortified at the idea of breaking the fine glass windows and display cases in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:42:58 2016 No.15390929 >>15390924 They'd get distracted and end up cleaning the place. When the sun rises they'll still be there scrubbing the floors, having forgotten all about the jewel.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:43:37 2016 No.15390932

>>15390845
Also, the female children of an esper would start out human, but would awaken into espers extremely easily. If the spirit of an esper is impregnated(usually only happens for powerful espers that have achieved full manifestation, but it can rarely happen via dream sex), it gives birth to a poltergeist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:43:58 2016 No.15390934 File: 642 KB, 877x1250, img000019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390903 Yes, we're talking about spiders now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:47:14 2016 No.15390940 >>15390934 she needs a kiss on the cheek and a hug

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:48:45 2016 No.15390944 >>15390929 But the entire place will shine like a jewel!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:57:18 2016 No.15390960 File: 380 KB, 1190x1301, Power Couple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 03:59:26 2016 No.15390963 >>15390960 AGRO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:07:13 2016 No.15390980 Now that I think, poltergeist could be a slime/ghost type. What interesting things could that do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:08:14 2016 No.15390981 File: 188 KB, 800x1067, 1427732568836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go exploring strange new worlds and boldly cum in women no man has ever cummed in before! Woo-woo-wo-wo-woo-wooo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:08:31 2016 No.15390983 File: 310 KB, 500x500, 1465805311523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "hmmph , please kid, you know you want a mofu wife"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:13:01 2016 No.15390993 File: 372 KB, 1001x1500, 1462345545095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it fox time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:14:20 2016 No.15390997 >>15390983 >>15390993 Mofu mafia strikes again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:15:15 2016 No.15391001 File: 941 KB, 1181x1059, pg43-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:19:47 2016 No.15391010 Chitin>Mofu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:22:38 2016 No.15391016 File: 293 KB, 857x1200, ohmy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go on an adventure

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:23:20 2016 No.15391019 >>15391016 That's an adventure I'm more than willing to undertake, but it's a no-no here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:29:30 2016 No.15391035 File: 311 KB, 575x2012, push_it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390983 >>15390993 >>15391001 >cosplay girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:34:50 2016 No.15391046 File: 3.51 MB, 1378x2039, 1437681352855.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] While adventuring, you stumbled on to something spectacularly shiny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:40:41 2016 No.15391057 >>15390981 Wet slimy fish pussy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:40:43 2016 No.15391058 File: 825 KB, 950x1274, 9e029879712a7bbfa2ecc04e82a86d04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15391046 I prefer my plant girls a little more green.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:44:03 2016 No.15391064 >>15391058 Did she tie herself up with her own vines?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:44:09 2016 No.15391065 >>15391035 >Throwing away a perfectly good ribbed catcunt. Pure waste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:46:45 2016 No.15391069 >>15391064 Hey some plants are into tying people up but there's others who are into being bound themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:48:04 2016 No.15391072 >>15391069 Are you sure she wasn't practicing out of curiosity and now can't untie herself without breaking the vines?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 04:59:31 2016 No.15391091 >>15391072 That is cute, self bondage screw ups and they have crush help them out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 05:00:37 2016 No.15391093 >>15391091 Oh how humiliating it would be for them to have the guy they like see them in such a sorry state.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 05:19:04 2016 No.15391133 >Any any point a hypernova can erase everything in an instant I need a lilim tier girl with her own pocket dimension.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 05:55:48 2016 No.15391201 ded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 05:57:29 2016 No.15391204 File: 18 KB, 323x314, 1454958339359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And what's wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 06:06:30 2016 No.15391232 >>15391204 I wanna shoot the shit about my existential woe, that's whats wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 06:40:18 2016 No.15391285 >>15391232 Think about this. How do you know that the way to see the color purple is the same way everyone else sees the color purple? What if their purple is green? What if their hot pink is yellow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 06:41:32 2016 No.15391289 >>15391232 Well, I'm here. I have that feel when feels. We can talk about the suffering of not getting milked dry by a wolfgirl each night together.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 06:44:12 2016 No.15391293

>>15391285
I feel this is a question every ten year old asks at some point. Certainly I did.
But the fact that the visible light spectrum is the way it is, and the fact that our brains have so much physical similarity suggests that we do see colors pretty much the same way.
Substantiated by how people perceive cliche color combinations and universally have certain attitudes about them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 06:45:54 2016 No.15391296 >>15391285 Wavelengths are not subjective

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 06:48:55 2016 No.15391300

>>15391293
I dunno.
He Japanese had no word for "blue" until contact with the west.
They just used "Turquoise" for everything in the blue-green range.
If qualia are the same across minds (or even across cultures) you would think they would have realised they needed one. And/or English would have decided we didn't need one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 06:55:43 2016 No.15391310 >>15391293 >>15391296 You are smarter than I expected you to be. Good, it was a pretty silly question anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:04:10 2016 No.15391334 File: 868 KB, 1000x774, 7018b929174f9ca13b75de09c78d7554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15390993 Is it ever not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:04:36 2016 No.15391336 >>15391204 I want Lich-san to help me with my Necromancy mid-term.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:06:44 2016 No.15391340
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>>15391310
Now for another question: how much does monster race influence your waifu's genitals?
Are all canine MGs blessed with advanced cock grappling technology that will rhythmically milk you while staying fully hilted as she grinds against you in the lotus position, as if trying to merge your bodies and lick your tonsils clean?

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:07:42 2016 No.15391341

>>15391310
I mean granted its infantile to be concerned about stupid shit like sudden asteroids or supernovas, so the idea that I could be wrapped in "how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real" isn't too out there. But the thought just crossed my mind that a dimension altering waifu would be one hell of a safety measure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:08:55 2016 No.15391343 >>15391341 but how can dimensions be real if our waifus aren't real?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:09:41 2016 No.15391346 >>15391340 I dunno, does tiger pussy do anything special or is it just ribbed like all felines?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:13:24 2016 No.15391348 >>15391343 But what if there are dimensions with our waifus in it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:19:33 2016 No.15391363 >>15391340 I'm fine with a purely human pussy with excellent muscle control thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:19:39 2016 No.15391364 >>15391336 I want to take extra one on one lessons with Lich-sensei.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:25:19 2016 No.15391387 File: 1.06 MB, 915x1145, 1465794755690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to take a wisp on a date!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:25:33 2016 No.15391388 >>15391340 I sure hope so, because that sounds hot as hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:26:11 2016 No.15391391 >>15391387 I don't trust that smile >"It looks like rape is on the menu!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:29:43 2016 No.15391395 >>15391391 Silly ghost, you can't eat rape.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:48:00 2016 No.15391436

>>15391391
>Get wasted on a night out with a wisp
>Like, whisky dick wasted
>She has to carry you home
>You stomp to a stop as you pass an undead manor with an old style iron lantern and a flickering blue flame inside of it
>Mutter "I always thought that the cage around a flame was kind of pretty"
How does she react?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:53:54 2016 No.15391455 >>15391395 She can technically eat something while doing the raping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:56:34 2016 No.15391459 >>15391455 That seems rude. Like if they were riding you and they just starting scarfing down twinkies, getting crumbs all over your belly and in your bellybutton.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 07:57:56 2016 No.15391467 >>15391459 I dunno anon, some people are into that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 08:11:17 2016 No.15391509 >>15391467 I know this is the internet, and the website that has tilefucker, but... really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 08:12:40 2016 No.15391515 >>15390518 >we are totally not furfags guys because it's a japanese drawing I am quoting my amazement how this thread is anywhere but /trash/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 08:17:19 2016 No.15391535 >>15391515 Well, the thing is only a select few people here like Kobolds and the Siths. They're not very well received otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 08:22:33 2016 No.15391550 >>15391436 Rape and "capture".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 08:26:40 2016 No.15391560 >>15391515 Well, compared to the Sith, Kobold is the least furry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 08:28:43 2016 No.15391565 >>15391515 You have a point, that pseudo furry was a shit choice of OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 08:46:12 2016 No.15391607 >>15391515 It is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:01:45 2016 No.15391626 >>15391509 I love when my waifu gives me a blowjob while eating. She also says that the taste of the food gets better when I cum on it while it's all chewed up in her mouth. This is kinda disgusting, I would never do this with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:03:39 2016 No.15391632 >>15391626 I know you're joking but I feel a little ill reading that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:05:15 2016 No.15391638 >>15391565 >MGE Kobold >Pseudo furry I know these threads are sheltered and all but she's practically a human compared to half the stuff under the monster girl tag on art sites.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:10:31 2016 No.15391652 >>15391632 So did I. Never going do write shit like that again, but the worse part is that something like a beelzebub would probably like that.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:11:10 2016 No.15391653 [DELETED]

>>15391638
>Compared to
It's not a comparison, the nigga just cut the bottom half of a Cu Sith off and threw it on the Kobold. Design should have been closer to his werewolf design, but he seems to have been on a furry pandering phase during those releases.

It not being as bad as it could be doesn't make it not bad. If a dude punches you in the fucking face, he doesn't get to turn around and go "I know you are sheltered and all but this is practically a greeting compared to half the stuff happening in the world"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:16:40 2016 No.15391663 >>15391515 Hey, fuck you buddy. Kobolds are cute.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:17:17 2016 No.15391664 [DELETED]

>>15391653
>A monster having an animal-like lower body makes it furry pandering
Oh shit, hide the Wurms and Oomukades.
>Design should have been closer to his werewolf design
An encyclopaedia with close to 200 girls should be varied. Nothing separating her from a loli Werewolf if he does that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:19:20 2016 No.15391667 >>15391653 So, the bottom half being animal-like makes it furry panda-ring? Man, you must be great at Lamia parties

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:21:52 2016 No.15391672 File: 103 KB, 850x836, 1390975543106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15391667 Someone report me, apparently I just posed furry outside of /b/.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:22:02 2016 No.15391673 [DELETED]

>>15391664
>>15391667
Don't twist my words, faggots. I just said that he cut and pasted the bottom half of a legit furry into the kobold design, and it's a shame. Kobold could have been 10/10 if degisn wise it fell more inline with the monstergirl aesthetic of werewolf and hellhound, and less inline with the furry aesthetic of the siths

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:23:59 2016 No.15391679 [DELETED]

>>15391673
No need to twist your words, your words are retarded enough as they are.
Lamias copy and paste a legit snake, spider girls copy and paste a legit spider, insects copy and paste legit spiders.

It's not like he hasn't been doing it for a long time now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:24:34 2016 No.15391683 >>15391673 The bottom half might be iffy, but the Kobold is a 10/10 for not having those fucking retarded tumor paws that serve no function other than outing cunts with abysmal taste.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:26:16 2016 No.15391691 [DELETED]

>>15391679
Are you honestly telling me that you are incapable of looking at the profiles listed and observing the differences in the presented aesthetics? Are you honestly telling me that you are too stupid to see into the finer details of the issue and aren't merely oversimplifying things to belittle my point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:30:45 2016 No.15391699 mods = gods

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:30:53 2016 No.15391700 [DELETED]

>>15391691
Both kobolds and cu-sith have the lower body of an upright dog so yes, of course they're going to look similar that's not exactly rocket science.

That's as silly as saying a Lamia is the same as an actual snake because they both share the same lower body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:33:25 2016 No.15391704 File: 297 KB, 1600x2000, 38870244_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's all over, let the dead rest without molestation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:37:51 2016 No.15391714 >>15391704 She's getting molested and when that lantern becomes a loli it's getting molested too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:38:34 2016 No.15391718 File: 431 KB, 745x1044, reaper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15391704 Methinks the psychopomp may be a bit too trigger happy with her scythe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:38:51 2016 No.15391720 >>15391704 Gonna poke the dead until she comes back alive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:40:51 2016 No.15391729 File: 384 KB, 506x800, 1453575897577.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15391704 I'm going to molest Abigail and you can't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:41:03 2016 No.15391731 File: 619 KB, 800x1100, c33433b7ee5b279dab2c641e5e1a5ca3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15391714 You're awful!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:44:20 2016 No.15391739 File: 156 KB, 985x890, ad0a70815d0de0b4173904b62805a685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15391731 that fox loli is getting molested too. Fox lolis are for molesting!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:45:10 2016 No.15391740 >>15391731 >three whole tails Yeah, the innocent shtick isn't going to save you today, Sabbath-chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:46:16 2016 No.15391744 File: 168 KB, 850x1239, yuuko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15391704 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:48:32 2016 No.15391752 File: 823 KB, 850x1275, a81d7116714e594c4f3d580dd5a42102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15391739 Now you're just being desperate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 09:51:53 2016 No.15391763 File: 649 KB, 920x1150, ac20333a431e9ab2b2f910deb4002019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15391752 desperate for cute fox girls

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:02:40 2016 No.15391798

>>15391763
Hey, so here's a point of discussion.

In the course of the hundreds of thousands of posts I've skimmed over the lifetime of these threads, there have been some lasting fad girls and some constant standbys. There have been KC oneshots that get honorable mention in laundry lists and short stories (mosquito girl, anyone?) but always it goes back very strongly to stuff like canines, felines, dragons, and powerful undead. A lot of readily sympathized high power monsters usually with comfy cosplay styling.

So my question is this: would there be enough fluffy tail to go around?
In a world where 50% of anons want some sort of wolfgirl (inclusive of tanuki and foxes here), would you deal with the maligned girls in an MGC or KC world?

Where every female is a succubus, vermin, goblin, or some sort of abomination, are stronger cosplay MGs the Stacy Thundercunts of the monstergirl world?

When there are supposed to be something like only two dozen Lilim and all the Pharaohs and Vampire lords are literally running kingdoms, where does generic little Anon stand? Does he get stuck with the first poor dumb, dead-end little mouse to latch on to him?
Can he hold out for better?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:04:02 2016 No.15391805 >>15391752 How can she wear something like that and not have a dick penetrating her? Looks like I have to fix it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:07:36 2016 No.15391812 >>15391798 >tfw your favorite is a girl no one cares about It feels really good.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:08:22 2016 No.15391813

>>15391798
I always thought about that. How can little old me get a Dragon waifu?
I don't think I would be able to even get the chance to look at one, since they live mostly in mountains and shit like that.
I guess the only way is to become a climber and search for one.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:09:42 2016 No.15391816

>>15391798
>Does he get stuck with the first poor dumb, dead-end little mouse to latch on to him?
That's entirely fine with me. The one thing that applies across the board is that the waifus love you almost unconditionally. How can a man not respond to that love?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:10:25 2016 No.15391820 >>15391798 I feel like in cases of mass-monsterization which are inevitable if MGs ever do become real, then most people would get stuck with their household pets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:11:59 2016 No.15391821 >>15391820 Or their existing wives and girlfriends, right? A majority of people would already be in relationships with other humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:13:23 2016 No.15391823 >>15391821 Oh right, people have those too.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:17:02 2016 No.15391838

>>15391798
Its in a man's nature to settle for his biological needs. I'd just as happily take a homeless vampire as I would a countess. Besides, it's not like we wouldn't have an eternity to rise through the ranks of the night. Her blood may not be noble, but I'll see to it that history records it as divine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:22:22 2016 No.15391851 >>15391812 Must be nice to have a simple monster wife. But I'm sure all the effort in finding a Dragon would be worth it though. That or just find one on a dating site or something.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:23:01 2016 No.15391854

>>15391838
But does it have to be a Vampire?
What about a wretched Zombie who can barely hold herself together physically or emotionally?
The scrappy mountain flower Alraune who rarely even catches wind of men?
The Slime (common, not magical or fancy) who tries really hard to be appealing when she has a tenuous grasp on human culture or language?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:23:35 2016 No.15391857 >>15391851 Even if you don't get to your Dragon waifu, you'll surely get a comparable wife on your adventures. All that hard work must produce results.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:24:56 2016 No.15391863 >>15391854 I dunno. I flipflop between my love of bloodsuckers and my love of pure undead. I'd also a zombie, and I'd also see her into wighthood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:26:12 2016 No.15391867 >>15391857 Yeah, I can settle with a salamander or a hellhound. Oh lord, why do I fall in love with hard to get monster girls?

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:28:02 2016 No.15391874

>>15391798
I like undead, and lich is my favorite. But if we’re being realistic, would probably never marry one. At best, I would be a temporary guinea pig. And I also love Wights. But Wights are supposed to be the rules of the undead kingdom. So I will probably never seduces one either.
But lucky for me, in MGE, if you fuck a zombie and give her enough spirit energy, she will eventually become a Wight. And there are plenty of zombies around, and they are a low class monstergirl. Meaning that even a weak anon could easily get one.
Hell, you could probably just go and ask a lich or something to create one for you.
So all in all, I could (eventually) get one of my top 5 monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:29:00 2016 No.15391877 >>15391867 Because you're into fire types and you either temper or melt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:29:02 2016 No.15391878 File: 354 KB, 850x1200, kangaroo girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15391798 Roo girls are a riot and there would be plenty close to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:32:12 2016 No.15391888 I would love to see an army of anons looking for their specific monster waifus. Can you imagine 100 anons raiding a pyramid in order to help that one guy get his Anubis waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:33:22 2016 No.15391894 >>15390586 >Sachito When does the milk come out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:34:44 2016 No.15391903 >>15391888 >Desert mons take it as a declaration of war >Get ready for the 100 onslaught of Anons thinking they want a fight >100 Anon's burst into the Pyramid screaming "WHERE DA 'NUBIS AT?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:35:47 2016 No.15391909 >>15391874 Good deeds will surely be rewarded. http://pastebin.com/rQSWZAnY Reposting this gem from another anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:36:41 2016 No.15391911 >>15391888 I want a vampire waifu, if somebody wants another type of undead they can come with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:40:14 2016 No.15391923 >>15391888 I wonder how many people would want to go to Zipangu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:41:16 2016 No.15391929 >>15391911 Pyramids, undead kingdoms, underwater cities, mountains and even hell. Nothing is safe from the legion. They think they are the only ones who can go around and rape/marry someone? Well, looks like the tables have turned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:42:07 2016 No.15391933 >>15391909 Damn, that was good. Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:43:57 2016 No.15391939 >>15391911 >The anon legion vs. the undead army. How many will just settle for a zombie and wait until she’s a Wight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:44:18 2016 No.15391940 >>15391929 I don't want to rape one though, just find her.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:44:56 2016 No.15391942
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>>15391923
I would gladly go there to find a nice Oomukade. Checking random caves would be dangerous though considering there could be bears or even Ushi-Onis lurking in them.

Ending up with an Ushi-Oni wouldn't be that bad though.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:45:08 2016 No.15391943

>>15391888
>implying any of the people here would come together in a group to get OTHER people their waifus
>implying anyone would continue in a group after they got their waifu

It just doesn't work. And what about that fag that wants a lilim or a dragon? You expect the people who want cute foxes and werewolves to shoulder that disproportionate bullshit?

I mean, I'd go on the anubis quest, but only to watch the three anubisfags face off in mortal combat for her. My bet is on Edmunton anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:46:40 2016 No.15391953 >>15391933 Yeah. Hope the author is around so I can give him some (you)s in thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:46:48 2016 No.15391955 >>15391940 And then you two will stay together, right? There is no need to worry since it's not rape if she cums.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:49:06 2016 No.15391961

>>15391888
Oh goodness. This is a prompt worth taking on.
A wandering company of Anons searching for their dream. In each town they compile requests, demographics, and occasionally new members disillusioned with the local fare.
Together they trace developing world events and labor to bring their fellowship new and powerful waifus. They begin to be known to outsiders as a black legion, the harbingers of corruption who appear alongside disaster.
Forever raiding ancient tombs and dangerous countryside to enable auspicious meetings for their members. Providing the training and resources to woo even the most militaristic or haughty.
Eventually, they form a headquarters and begin to administer many specialist bands across the world. They recruit from their new wives, engineering a dating cabal with the likes of Tanuki financiers and Hakutaku recordskeepers. Their enforcers grow increasingly formidable in each era, and their reputation morphs from doom knell to matchmaking service.
And one day, their tradition is spoken of in reverent tones and conspiracy theories.
The Knights Escort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:50:36 2016 No.15391964 >>15391943 I would help other anons if they helped me get my dragonfu. I would ask her to fly around and scout waifus for other people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:50:51 2016 No.15391966 >>15391798 I pity the bastard that wanted a LilimXBaphoXPharaohXDragon combo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:51:07 2016 No.15391967 >>15391955 >And then you two will stay together, right? Of course, after I submit to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:55:01 2016 No.15391974 >>15391964 Don't lie. You'd be fucking her on top of her hoard all day long and forget about everything else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 10:59:59 2016 No.15391989 >>15391974 No I wouldn't. I am a man of my word. I help those that helped me. Can you imagine a branch of the group made by flying monsters? It would make our job so much faster that everyone would have their waifus and time to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:01:31 2016 No.15391995 File: 319 KB, 900x1250, 1430292669583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you call the despair of remembering a story you read ages ago but not being able to find it again despite spending an afternoon looking for it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:02:26 2016 No.15391996 >>15391995 What was it about.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:02:39 2016 No.15391998

>>15391966
phahaha.
Wonderful mental image of all the traits slapped together with scant space for woman remaining.
>dark skin, but white hair and red eyes
>most of the tokens of each desert girl remain, and the typical Lilim embellishments have morphed into golden orbitals
>six horns at different angles, etched and gilded
>four wings because why not
>tasteful weaving of fur and scale across the body
>claws and hooves
>skull snakes weaving along arms
>heka and scythe amped up by Lilim flamboyance to a weapon that screams "nothing personnel kid"
>flowing silk cape

would be a good donut steel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:03:08 2016 No.15391999 >>15391943 Most would leave the group after finding, but those with waifus who want adventures like Salamanders would probably help other to get theirs. So at the end the group would always have a veteran core of anons with adventurous waifus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:03:32 2016 No.15392002 >>15391995 >not just asking here You should feel stupid, not despair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:04:12 2016 No.15392004 >>15391998 Except harem was implied.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:05:15 2016 No.15392006 >>15391996 Protag was forced to endure having sex with a bunch of shirohebis as a trial. Memory's pretty hazy >>15392002 I usually try to spend a lot of time finding source for something to avoid making anons mad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:05:33 2016 No.15392007 >>15392004 gattai

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:09:04 2016 No.15392020 >>15392006 Sounds like that one story with the Dragon and the Ryu competing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:09:36 2016 No.15392021 >>15392006 Was it "Tails From the Snake Pit," perchance? Because that was written by Gunstar, and he came down with a bad case of the DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHINGs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:12:34 2016 No.15392027 >>15391395 Go away Goku.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:13:55 2016 No.15392031

>>15392020
There was a Ryu, but I think no dragon. I saw that story in my search as well. Story was pretty much the guy getting blue balled and not allowed to cum while pleasuring like 4 shirohebis in a row. Thanks anyway

>>15392021
That would be a shame if it was by him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:15:19 2016 No.15392036 >>15391995 >>15392006 >>15392020 >>15392031 http://pastebin.com/CvR9v8Y2

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:15:59 2016 No.15392040 File: 453 KB, 611x900, 1446387237093.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey kid, need a spellcaster?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:18:05 2016 No.15392043 >>15392040 What kind of magic does she use?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:18:25 2016 No.15392044 File: 361 KB, 850x1214, 1381305329917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392036 Thanks! That's the one. How'd you find it so quickly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:19:07 2016 No.15392046 >>15392043 Eromancy. You may have heard of it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:21:11 2016 No.15392054 >>15392044 I've seen several people looking for it in the past, so I've just got it bookmarked now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:21:19 2016 No.15392055 I want to be kidnapped by a hermit amazon whos been secluded for a decade! I want her to go absolutely yandere for me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:23:24 2016 No.15392060 >>15392055 I want to beat up a wimpy monster girl!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:25:28 2016 No.15392065 >>15392046 No, but for some reason I'm extremely aroused.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:26:57 2016 No.15392071 >>15392060 Like, abuse? Bullying? Or knocking a "muh heritage" untrained Hinezumi flat on her ass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:27:47 2016 No.15392072 >>15392055 >>15392060 I want to dance the mushroom samba with a Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:28:37 2016 No.15392075 >>15392071 Beating them up in a sexual bullying kind of way

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:30:14 2016 No.15392083 >>15392060 I want to punch a monster girl in the face at the same time she hit me, then we'll both fall on the ground and start laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:43:36 2016 No.15392111 I want to spank a loli familiar on the tummy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:43:41 2016 No.15392112 File: 248 KB, 1075x1075, 40904031_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:44:13 2016 No.15392116 >>15392112 Trouble in paradise?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:45:58 2016 No.15392123 >>15392112 I don't read it, but that looks like a character from NGNL. Is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 11:52:06 2016 No.15392140 >>15392111 I want to spank a succubus right on her succubutt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:00:07 2016 No.15392153 >>15392140 So on her everywhere then? kinky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:03:37 2016 No.15392159 >>15392140 I want to fall asleep with my penis being kept warm still inside a succubus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:16:42 2016 No.15392185 >>15391911 >the nobility of an undead realm think order vampire hunters have infiltrated the city >it's just anons who came there to fuck bitches

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:19:11 2016 No.15392187 File: 370 KB, 1500x1000, 51202084_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392112 Still holding out hope she'll get an awoken form one day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:21:50 2016 No.15392194 File: 607 KB, 800x1019, 57378535_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:23:17 2016 No.15392198 >>15392185 I'm gonna make them bitches dance 'round my maypole if you catch my meaning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:24:00 2016 No.15392201 >>15392194 >Hebi Kiyohime Unf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:26:23 2016 No.15392208 >>15392185 >it's just anons who came there to fuck bitches I wouldn't describe it like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:27:41 2016 No.15392215 File: 426 KB, 750x750, 1447082934580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392208 They would.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:32:50 2016 No.15392230 >>15391888 Yetis would have to put out a public service not to go to the mountains in light clothing hoping to be saved by one of them or a Yuki-onna, there's only so many Yetis out there

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:34:58 2016 No.15392237 >>15392215 Well I'm not there just for sex. I thought the premise was to find your waifu, and not just fuck monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:36:27 2016 No.15392242 >>15392237 You mean you're not going to take bitches for test drives until you "let the right one in", if you catch my drift?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:37:59 2016 No.15392246 >>15392242 Well no, my waifu's species is not big enough to find many of them, and I won't turn the girls into used goods just like I wouldn't want my waifu to be one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:39:01 2016 No.15392250 How kinky is your waifu anon? be honest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:39:44 2016 No.15392254 >>15392242 It would be pretty funny to see vampire antics as they try to find a way to get you to invite them into your house. I hope that part of mythology remains relevant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:42:49 2016 No.15392266 >>15392250 I would be put the stuff she's into is verbotten and haram in these threads so I can't say it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:42:51 2016 No.15392267 File: 269 KB, 440x395, 1422455073667-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392250 Pretty kinky If we did this while having normal sex It would be like double sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:44:16 2016 No.15392269 >>15392250 /ss/ and lactation stuff I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:45:00 2016 No.15392272 >>15392250 I like to think she's pretty kinky and into roleplay and such.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:46:45 2016 No.15392277 >>15392250 Not that much. She is more of the gentle and caring type.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:47:07 2016 No.15392280 >>15392250 Oh anon, you don't even know!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 12:59:42 2016 No.15392303 https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/742321698943311873 KC is talking about why he hasn't updated Enty or made a new Monster Girl recently. Can someone who understands Japanese explain what he's saying? And no, google translate isn't helpful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 13:03:34 2016 No.15392315 >>15392303 >And no, google translate isn't helpful. Seems helpful to me. He's apologising for not updating in a while, he's going to update his site with info on MGE II sometime this month and he has 2 girls planned for Enty posts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 13:06:12 2016 No.15392320 >>15392208 Well, it is just a saying. They would likely court high level undead with more romantic words, although I'm not sure what you would say to a lich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 13:15:36 2016 No.15392337 >>15392315 >dual girls Sweet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 13:42:53 2016 No.15392383 Cute dragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 13:48:17 2016 No.15392390 I want to be a vampire's 'adopted' otouto!

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 13:49:51 2016 No.15392391

>>15392315
>Update site and the Enty and stuck in a shambles in, sorry.... Site during the month pictorial Ⅱ Enty is soon two tribes making and high resolution version in a family row in the past let us plan, updated with information.
How you get "he's going to update his site with info on MGE II sometime this month and he has 2 girls planned for Enty posts" is beyond me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 13:51:32 2016 No.15392392 >>15392391 >two tribes Hopefully neither of them are the sandrakers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 13:56:38 2016 No.15392396 File: 171 KB, 1131x1600, 1b5b24156f6535422e6db994df4d2e82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392390 Me too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 13:58:01 2016 No.15392399 >>15392390 Why do Vampires work so well with that kinda stuff?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:02:16 2016 No.15392401 I want a Gazer friend to commentate about the E3 and eat dry cereal in between the breaks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:03:30 2016 No.15392403 File: 636 KB, 1400x1754, I'M STRONK LIKE BUOL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your adventuring days are over Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:06:49 2016 No.15392408 >>15392403 Why? Is she going to be my wife?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:10:56 2016 No.15392414 >>15392396 I want her to refuse to ever drink from me, even when she's starving!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:14:18 2016 No.15392422 >>15392403 Shit that reminds me, I forgot to save the rouge Holstaur that got drawn yesterday, anybody have it on hand?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:21:06 2016 No.15392438 File: 273 KB, 1448x1448, 1465766054471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392422

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:27:34 2016 No.15392453 >>15392438 Thanks anon, I'd join an evil army just so I can be taken out like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:38:52 2016 No.15392480 File: 1.01 MB, 752x1062, 53578763_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure is quiet today, time to post shortstacks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:40:52 2016 No.15392484 >>15392480 She looks cute.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:41:24 2016 No.15392486

>>15392390
>>15392396
>Adopted by a Vampire and her husband as a baby
>They already have a daughter 4 years older than you
>Never having a human family for reference, you believe everything your sister does with you is normal
>When she starts sucking your blood after she starts puberty, she says it's normal for families to help each other like that so that a young Vampire doesn't go out and attack someone
>When she starts having sex with you after you start puberty, she again claims it's normal, both so that she doesn't go out and attack someone and so that no one attacks you
>She never made any mentions of what the two of your were doing was called though
>When the other boys in class started talking about wanting to lose their virginities, you had to ask what that was
>When they explained it to you, you responded with confusion
>"Don't your sisters do that with you?"
>Now it was their turn to be confused
>You told them what your sister had told you, and they told you that that was disgusting
>You went home sad and confused and told your sister what the other boys in class said
>She explained to you that you're not wrong, it's just that their sisters are human, and human sisters are bad girls who don't love their brothers
>Satisfied with that answer, you and your sister head off to take a bath together

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:46:01 2016 No.15392500 File: 806 KB, 992x1403, d80c5d93b247cbcab53efea3eeb8a760.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392484 She's a tiny shortstack onee-san, of course she's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:47:46 2016 No.15392508 >>15392486 Nothing better than a vampire nee-san A vampire mom, maybe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:48:57 2016 No.15392512 >>15392500 I want to cum endlessly inside her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:49:26 2016 No.15392513 >>15392403 >still no Jojo style story where monstergirls train up and challenge him to increasingly hard battles in order to win his hand in marriage. There's potential in this shit, people!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:49:30 2016 No.15392514 >>15392486 More?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:51:04 2016 No.15392519 >>15392500 >tfw no tiny shortstack onee-san who you have to kneel down to receive headparts from

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:57:31 2016 No.15392536 >>15392486 What a great sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:58:47 2016 No.15392541 File: 701 KB, 661x920, d3e0d4edcc0d3468b7f5874699e3b44f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392512 http://i.imgur.com/IPuR9RQ.png >>15392519 Headpatting the shortstack onee-san doesn't seem so bad either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 14:59:50 2016 No.15392545 >>15392541 >tfw the x-ray completely ruins it every time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:00:43 2016 No.15392549 File: 265 KB, 519x900, 1439596791444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it finally time for the womanlet uprising?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:02:27 2016 No.15392555 >>15392541 >Headpatting the shortstack onee-san No anon you will make her pout.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:02:36 2016 No.15392556 >>15392545 There's a non x-ray version too but without the cum or heart pupils sadly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:03:06 2016 No.15392561 >>15392549 Nobody wants a woman under 6 feet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:04:27 2016 No.15392564 >>15392561 lolicons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:07:47 2016 No.15392573 >>15392556 That's fine, I don't care much for those anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:08:49 2016 No.15392576 >>15392561 Hey, fuck you buddy. Short girls and lolis need love too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:13:06 2016 No.15392584 File: 182 KB, 595x842, Butter-T (2.1) [S].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since we're on the subject of Onee-sans, what kind of places would you want to go to with your Onee-san to do absolutely nothing lewd at?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:14:35 2016 No.15392586 >>15392576 They don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:16:46 2016 No.15392590 File: 867 KB, 1280x720, 1455800861159.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392561 What did you say you little bitch?

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:22:43 2016 No.15392611

Hey guys, I tried my hand at writing a short little story. Based it off of a daydream I had a couple days ago at work. If it isn't obvious, im not a very good writer. But I'd love if anyone had any advice or criticism to give!

http://pastebin.com/VQE31SgX Anyhow here it is

>TL;DR Man is blackmailed by little people

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:25:08 2016 No.15392618 >>15392584 Parties for the high nobility that are not orgies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:25:27 2016 No.15392619 >>15392584 It's not lewd, it's just two siblings expressing their love for each other. It's natural.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:33:01 2016 No.15392633 >>15392619 >siblings >literal big sister instead of a figurative slightly older lady Disgusting and yet arousing. Flooding your blood-related sister's pussy with your hot cum is the ultimate taboo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:33:35 2016 No.15392636 Guys incest is still wrong even if she is a monster

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:39:01 2016 No.15392644 >>15392636 I agree

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:41:11 2016 No.15392647 I'm gonna be really dense around my vampire-neesan! I'll pretend to let her drink from me only to shove a bloodbag into her mouth!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:45:00 2016 No.15392654 >>15392636 This is wrong, I disagree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:45:40 2016 No.15392655 >>15392647 Would you at least put the bag over your neck to let her have some fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:47:13 2016 No.15392658 >>15392655 I'd use ketchup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:49:06 2016 No.15392663 >>15392654 There's no comma after guys. Therefore, he's talking about how it's wrong to fuck your faggot brother who alped. I bet half the people here would do that anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:49:13 2016 No.15392664 File: 1.17 MB, 1280x800, smug lolis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392636 >not impregnating your smug daughteru >not impregnating your smug granddaughteru Faggot detected

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:49:35 2016 No.15392666

>>15392611
>Blackmailed by a group of monster girls
Now this is my sort of thing. Could have maybe done with being a bit more descriptive of the acts themselves but it's not all bad.

My advice is to keep writing down daydreams you have this way as practice while taking on board criticism as you go. Eventually you'll get better that way if you can filter out the constructive criticism from people complaining because they didn't like choice in girls/sex acts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:50:56 2016 No.15392668 >>15392636 >Not getting a double blowjob from your twin Jinko imoutos Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:52:07 2016 No.15392674 >>15392611 Not bad for a first attempt, friend. Stick around, it's always good to get more writefagging in here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:52:21 2016 No.15392675 >>15392666 Thanks m8! Im glad ya found it at least a little enjoyable. And I will certainly try to keep that in mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:52:54 2016 No.15392677 >>15392655 Nope! I'll pretend to be helpless and beg her to be gentle before I sleight of hand the bag into her mouth and run away laughing!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:53:44 2016 No.15392679 >>15392674 Thank you! Hope ya liked it at least a little bit. Anything in particular that stuck out as being something I should try to work on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:54:17 2016 No.15392681 >>15392611 >Get raped by shit lolis >They treat you like shit >Then expect you to take responsibility Fuck that, why isn't the daughteru protecting her father's smile?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:56:34 2016 No.15392684 >>15392668 >Not getting a 69 from your Jinko twin sister Switch master race.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:58:04 2016 No.15392688 >>15392681 My guess is because the daughteru was a piece of shit too and as hinted at it was probably the guy's fault for being a bad parent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:18 2016 No.15392694 >>15392677 How long until she rapes you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 15:59:44 2016 No.15392699 >>15392688 Then the father should kill himself to hopefully scar the shit lolis for life. Then leave a note for his daughteru explaining that those 3 girls and their role. That way she can avenge him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:07:03 2016 No.15392717 >>15392694 That night most likely, and she'll probably drink so much of my blood that she won't need to feed for a week! It was my plan all along

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:14:40 2016 No.15392749 I hope Anon's village is attacked by a P'Orc warband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:17:23 2016 No.15392759 >>15392749 Can it have a zoimbie invation instead? That sound a lot better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:17:28 2016 No.15392760 File: 518 KB, 1763x1200, 48523652_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:18:29 2016 No.15392765 >>15392668 Twin jinko imotous are for cuddling, petting, and waiting for them to hit puberty so they become tall musclemotous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:20:45 2016 No.15392772 >>15392759 Maybe next week, your village gets attacked by lots of monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:23:17 2016 No.15392778 >>15392765 But they'll grow up extra big if they get a good dose of protein and spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:25:02 2016 No.15392782 >>15392778 That's why you feed them minomilk! It'll help them grow big and strong to get the oniichan D

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:32:12 2016 No.15392802
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>>15392782
Big imoutos are wonderful, just imagining a pair of Jinkos who are already 6'7 still acting like cute younger sisters and being spoiled is too much for me to handle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:32:21 2016 No.15392803 >>15390807 >Monsterboy Save that shit for /tg/.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:35:23 2016 No.15392810

>>15392684
>No Jinko twin sister who tries to get you to work out with her even though she doesn't wear a bra and her big tits bounce everywhere.
>No Hinezumi twin sister who keeps "accidentally" tripping during her katas and landing in lewd positions when you're near.
>No Ren Xiongmao twin sister who poledances with her bo staff when she spots you watching her train.
>No Kakuen twin sister who sits her fat spats wearing ass on your lap after a hard workout with her loose tanktop threatening to fall off.
God damn it, why are martial artist monstergirls so good?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:35:43 2016 No.15392811 >>15392802 >Ne ne! Scratch my ears oniichan! >No! Pet me first! Pet me! Yeah, big musclemotous would be lovely

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:36:10 2016 No.15392814 >>15392611 I would have liked if it went on longer and went more in depth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:38:53 2016 No.15392822 File: 342 KB, 646x913, 1465539236421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392802 Chuff chuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:39:38 2016 No.15392824 >>15392802 Big sisters are angels sent to make you live in pure bliss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:42:25 2016 No.15392833 >>15392814 Thats something I definitely wanna try to do. I just really wanted to pump out the Story because I ended up putting it off again. Also thank you!

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:42:38 2016 No.15392834

>>15392811
>Chuffing when you scratch their ears
>Still trying to sit on your lap when watching tv out of habit
>Coming through to your room at night clutching a pillow when they have nightmares or there's lightning that night
>Making heart shaped valentines chocolates with "I love onii-chan" awkwardly written on them
And don't even get me started on the lewd stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:42:39 2016 No.15392835 >>15392822 So can we agree that Katt is the best girl in Breath of Fire II? Other than Bleu of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:43:47 2016 No.15392839 File: 472 KB, 750x1000, 1465725418606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392835 Yep, she has a nice tiger butt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:44:51 2016 No.15392841 I like Paladins and Succubi reluctantly getting along

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:46:50 2016 No.15392853

>>15392841
>Paladin at a campfire with a Succubus he'd captured
"Eat your sausage before it gets cold."
>Licks her lips
"There's a sausage I'd just L-O-V-E to stick in my mouth."
>Gets shut up when he puts the succulent pork into her mouth and feeds her, having bound her feet and wings so she couldn't run or fly
"Gods, what'd I do to get stuck with you."
>Gives him a wry grin
"You know you love me~"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:47:04 2016 No.15392854 >>15392841 Why would they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:47:30 2016 No.15392855 File: 228 KB, 500x700, b3c8f7fac59bee1347dccee81180577c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392835 Breath of Fire has some really great girls. Ursula will always remain my favourite though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:48:25 2016 No.15392859 >>15392854 Paladin-chan and her Succubus twin love the same man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:49:49 2016 No.15392864 >>15392859 So one of them just takes him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:50:23 2016 No.15392867 File: 694 KB, 1175x1022, Jinko maid 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will surrender to the might of the Maid Kingdom! None shall escape!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:51:14 2016 No.15392868 >>15392864 But their childhood friend doesn't want to make the other one cry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:51:28 2016 No.15392871 >>15392867 But who governs the Maid Kingdom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:52:54 2016 No.15392882 >>15392868 So what? They're natural enemies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:54:56 2016 No.15392891 >>15392834 Puberty hits them early and hard it seems. Gotta help them adjust to their bodies. Also gotta remind them that they are cute, even if they aren't minichuffs anymore

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:54:59 2016 No.15392892

>>15392855
What about those Harpy Triplets from near the start of 2?
Or that Witch who was actually named "Nympho" in the japanese version who was wearing what looks a leather bikini and not much else?
Or Nina, that black winged girl who's pretty much an angel?

...I'm starting to think that game might have influenced my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:56:30 2016 No.15392897 >>15392882 This. Nothing better than seeing an indecisive prick aiming for a threesome of hated enemies watch their feuding turn into a bloodbath instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:56:42 2016 No.15392898 File: 352 KB, 925x694, Jinko maid 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392871 The Maid Kingdom is run by Maid for Maids! Resistance is futile, and those that resist will be placed into the reeducation and interment camps!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:57:55 2016 No.15392911 >>15392897 If you care you step in between and take all their attacks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:58:45 2016 No.15392914 >>15392898 They can't make me. I'll never break.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:33 2016 No.15392920 File: 306 KB, 991x702, 124383457873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392898 Their army is not to be underestimated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 16:59:51 2016 No.15392921 >>15392911 That just kills you. If you care, you actually pick one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:00:47 2016 No.15392928 File: 152 KB, 1000x1000, 1465589659859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im going to steal some treasure from a dragon's horde and never tell her where i hid it.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:00:49 2016 No.15392929

So I fleshed out my new monster idea: Poltergeist

A type of slime that can easily be mistaken for a type undead. They create a "territory" for themselves by producing excess slime and spreading it over an area they have decided is good for the purposes they have in mind. The slime can't be touched or seen normally unless they allow it. Poltergeists can turn invisible, pass through physical barriers, levitate small objects, shapeshift, influence the perception of humans, and cause their territory to twist into a dreamlike landscape which they have control over. A poltergeist's goal is to lure humans into her territory and spook the fuck out of them. They feed off of this. Eventually, a poltergeist will find a man she likes, and spook him until he is exhausted and unable to resist her advances. A poltergeist doesn't normally reproduce. All excess spiritual energy is put towards expanding her territory, unless her husband strongly desires a family, in which case her nature will change itself to accommodate him.

There is also another type of poltergeist. One that fixes its eyes on a young human male, potentially even a newborn. She then commits herself to always being by his side, and only showing herself to him, in order to groom him into being her husband. These poltergeists have a disposition that is playful/nurturing instead of playful/mischievous. They will only create a territory after becoming "married".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:00:55 2016 No.15392930 File: 186 KB, 850x837, kabeDON.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392891 But what happens when they finally do this when they notice onii-chan's been avoiding them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:03:18 2016 No.15392943 >>15392921 The power of love can protect me right

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:04:24 2016 No.15392949 >>15392897 >>15392921 Clearly you should watch the world burn and marry the survivor, because she's obviously the better waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:05:47 2016 No.15392952 File: 2.70 MB, 1714x2829, 02eca93a191446d908c5f7387a2d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392929 I like it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:35 2016 No.15392965 >>15392929 What do they do with human women?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:07:44 2016 No.15392966 Can you hug slimes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:09:32 2016 No.15392974 >>15392966 It'd be very wet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:09:39 2016 No.15392975 >>15392949 >Not picking your favorite regardless of power >Not having to fight off the storied fury of a woman scorned No reason to be a bystander.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:09:45 2016 No.15392977 >>15392930 Isn't it obvious? Oniichan finds himself pinned by two pouting jinkos who want to know why he's been avoiding them, their new chests pressed against him and tight rears up in the air

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:10:05 2016 No.15392980 >>15392867 >You'll never have your smile protected without your knowledge by operator maids

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:10:21 2016 No.15392982 >>15392965 They just feed off their fear/shock/laughter and then don't do anything weird that causes them to turn into a slime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:10:44 2016 No.15392985 >>15392977 Can I at least roll for my AGI check in case they go into heat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:12:27 2016 No.15392988 If you put every type of slime in a pool, would it be fun to swim in

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:13:07 2016 No.15392990 >>15392988 No. Because parasite slime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:13:44 2016 No.15392993 >>15392990 Ok nix her but all the others

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:14:22 2016 No.15392997 >>15392993 No, because stinky bubble slime

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:14:35 2016 No.15392998 >>15392985 Oh Anon You'd be testing all the stats in a bid to escape your darling imotous. Failure results in you taking their firsts, success keeps their virginities intact but results in two unhappy musclemotous who think you don't like them anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:15:02 2016 No.15393001 >>15392997 Ok Nix Parasite and Bubble, is it fun now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:15:23 2016 No.15393003 >>15392997 There is absolutely nothing wrong with bubble slimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:16:25 2016 No.15393008 >>15392998 I'd be okay with success. I'm saving myself for that Big Buff Siberian Chuff!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:17:27 2016 No.15393009 >>15392998 If they get sad all you need to do is give them some pats and bellyrubs. Hopefully they won't try to attack you again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:19:39 2016 No.15393018 >>15393003 >stinky >a bunch of creeps >nothing wrong >>15393001 Yes, but it needs more color variants

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:20:25 2016 No.15393019 Would a pregnant slime be cute or disturbing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:21:33 2016 No.15393026 >>15393018 Well without Parasite Slime and Bubble Slime all the colors you've got are Blue, Pale Blue, Red, Dark Purple, and Violet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:21:35 2016 No.15393027 Which monster girls are the best for gangbangs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:21:46 2016 No.15393028 >>15393018 Red/Blue/Purple Might as well just be all shog honestly. And maybe it is. And maybe so are the towels and the chairs. How would you know, master?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:22:22 2016 No.15393033 >>15393027 LOTS of Alps

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:22:23 2016 No.15393034 >>15393027 Devilbug

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:22:46 2016 No.15393035 >>15393027 The little ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:22:50 2016 No.15393037 File: 669 KB, 1200x1697, 56695485_p15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:23:28 2016 No.15393039 >>15393019 Cute since Slimes reproduce through pseudo-mitosis. >>15393027 Slimes of all kinds, Khepri, Werewolves, Zombies, Mummies, Oni of both colors and Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:23:30 2016 No.15393040 File: 103 KB, 226x256, 56756765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393027 >gangbangs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:23:32 2016 No.15393041 So the more a shog uses herself to make stuff does she get smaller? If you opened your door to a loli shog would you be afraid knowing much of your stuff is her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:23:44 2016 No.15393042 >>15393027 You mean a dozen girls and one guy, right? You're not talking about gay shit, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:24:42 2016 No.15393047 >>15393027 >gangbangs No thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:25:06 2016 No.15393051 >>15393040 Gangbangs are pretty top tier when it's gang of monstergirls doing the banging. But I'm a guy with a reverse rape fetish so what do I know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:25:22 2016 No.15393052 >>15393028 >How would you know, master? Because I'd never hire a creepy shog to be my maid! >>15393026 Can't slimes be different colors without being different types of slime?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:25:25 2016 No.15393055 >>15393041 She wouldn't be so careless as to make it that noticeable. She's slow and creeps up on you a bit at a time, like the Thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:25:49 2016 No.15393057 >>15392841 I like the Sabbath infiltrating the Order with shotas to awaken the Paladins' latent /ss/ and make them too budy molesting little boys to resist the final monster takeover.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:28:11 2016 No.15393063 More cursed swords! More cursed sword lewds!

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:28:50 2016 No.15393066

>>15393055
>you look at a picture of her when you two were on your first date
>she's a few inches taller than you
>look at her now as she cooks away in the kitchen
>she's the size of a 10 year old
I bet you'd go so far as to say that nothing has changed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:28:58 2016 No.15393067 File: 329 KB, 722x1024, Khepri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393027 Khepri, oh what I'd give to be buried in brown and gold beetles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:29:14 2016 No.15393072 File: 90 KB, 739x742, 1409872391804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393057 Well congratulations on admitting you're a fag enabler, and a pederast at that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:30:04 2016 No.15393075 >>15393008 So the white haired jinko next door? Is she a childhood friend? Will your imotous accept defeat? >>15393009 But then you've got them talking about how they feel weird and hot when you touch them now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:30:12 2016 No.15393077 >>15393067 Is this recent? We need more khepri lewds

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:31:05 2016 No.15393079 File: 162 KB, 750x1000, 1437508051385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393072 >fag enabler >/ss/ You know it's STRAIGHT shota, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:32:04 2016 No.15393086 >>15392929 What would be better: A movie theater owned by a shoggoth or a movie theater owned by a poltergeist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:32:49 2016 No.15393088 >>15393072 >/ss/ >straight shota Nigga you dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:33:02 2016 No.15393089 >>15393077 That's years old at this point, its just that so few of us Kheprifags exist that they rarely get posted. Fully agree with needing more lewds though, that blowjob one our new drawfag done was nice.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:33:20 2016 No.15393093

>>15393057
>You'll never be at ground zero of a Dark Matter lust bombing.
>You'll never get grabbed by a Paladin girl who drags you off to her rather spartan home and throws you on the bed.
>You'll never watch in equal parts terror and arousal as she strips off her armor, her underwear, and the bindings she uses to keep her considerable breasts in place.
>She'll never pin you down and rape you, her face twisting in pleasure as the ambient demonic energy caused by the bombing causes her ears to transform into those of a fox as a long bush tail erupts from her back and her ass begins to swell.
>You'll never wake up the next morning in a new demonic realm to see her blushing furiously in the fetal position whispering "I can't believe I did that to him, he'll hate me now" under her breath repeatedly.
>You'll never hug her from behind, causing her to yelp in surprise as you whisper that you don't hate her at all into her new, more sensitive ear.
>She'll never burst into tears and pull you close so she can cry into your chest.
>You'll never have a new cute domestic life with a Kitsune Paladin.
Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:33:37 2016 No.15393094 >>15393086 I work at a theater so, which ever one can stop little kids from dumping a whole bucket of popcorn and a large soda onto the ground

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:34:04 2016 No.15393095 >>15393093 >she strips off her armor Ruined it. Paladin-chans are for armored sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:35:14 2016 No.15393101 >>15393095 But anon, her old armor couldn't fit her new sexier body. You'll just have to go get her a new set because she want to go adventuring with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:35:25 2016 No.15393102 >>15393095 >armored sex Dumbest fucking idea

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:37:24 2016 No.15393118 >>15393063 It's been promised.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:37:32 2016 No.15393119 >>15393075 She's out there somewhere. A seven foot Chuff of muscles and love who enjoys outings in her native Siberia during the winter, only to hunt you while in the nude. Then she'll warm me up in more ways than one!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:37:38 2016 No.15393120 >>15393102 Especially restrictive Order armor. You'd probably get your dick cut off trying to dick her in that. Now, Demon Realm armor on the other hand, that's another story. That stuff's designed for armored sex and protection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:38:33 2016 No.15393124 >>15393075 Just put your hand in cold water and touch them. There, now they feel cold and uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:38:41 2016 No.15393126 >>15393094 In the shoggoth theater, that wouldn't happen because there is no popcorn and no large soda. There is also no ground.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:40:48 2016 No.15393133

>>15393120
>implying her tassets wouldn't just swing up with her thighs
>implying it would even be possible to make articulated cunny plates
She's gonna have some leather pants over her holy place. Just pull those down and jam it in for the best pussy you ever felt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:41:18 2016 No.15393137 >>15393119 Sounds comfy, although you better have her dressed when the family shows up >>15393124 A fine trick! You won't be molested by big imotous anytime soon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:42:25 2016 No.15393150 >>15393137 >Implying a naked Chuff wouldn't be the best musclemouto deterrent

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:45:54 2016 No.15393175 >>15393137 I actually have a Ph.D in sisters. No onee-chan or imouto will touch me without my consent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:46:06 2016 No.15393177 >>15393150 >Siberien chuff and musclemotous begin comparing muscles >Sisters admit they don't have the muscles she does >Next day you learn that your sisters have joined a heavy duty gym and upped the protein intake

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:47:41 2016 No.15393183 >>15393177 >Musclemoutous doing Creatine Oh God why

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:50:39 2016 No.15393197 >>15393126 So I have no job because she does everything

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:52:33 2016 No.15393210 >>15393183 Because they gotta get fit if they want to share the oniibowl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:53:03 2016 No.15393215 >>15393202 STOP SPILLING THE KETCHUP REEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:57:43 2016 No.15393241 What do houris give birth to?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:58:46 2016 No.15393249 >>15393241 Babies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 17:59:02 2016 No.15393252 Chapter 29 of A Serpent in Zion: The Manhattan Project. https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:00:08 2016 No.15393259 >>15393197 She also does you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:01:10 2016 No.15393266 >>15393183 Hope you got a Lunk Alarm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:02:36 2016 No.15393273 >>15393241 Hawaiian snack bars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:05:26 2016 No.15393296 chubby Nerdhound

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:08:58 2016 No.15393313 >>15393296 That would be nice. I'd invite her to my gaming group. Not gonna lie though, I'd a flat out fat fox, even if she was smugger than smug

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:09:49 2016 No.15393316 >>15393252 You could always just post the link to the Wordpress or TFT if you're that desperate for reads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:10:45 2016 No.15393321 >>15393313 Why? She's a weirdo who just plays video games and watches anime all day instead of being a good shrine goddess like she should.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:11:27 2016 No.15393325 >>15393316 >Pointing someone to TFT Shame on you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:11:48 2016 No.15393327 I want an elf to bully me for being human

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:11:57 2016 No.15393328 >>15393296 Would bully her with the Hellhound delinquent. Then apologize later because I feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:12:19 2016 No.15393330 >>15393296 Are for dragging outside to the beach and forcing into frilly swimsuits

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:12:35 2016 No.15393333 >>15393321 Because she's soft, and not just because of her tails. May add her and chubby nerd hound to the gaming party

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:14:11 2016 No.15393344 >>15393330 But then everyone would see how out of shape she is! Would it be white?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:15:25 2016 No.15393352 >>15393296 I want a chubby nerd version of all the smug squad girls! I want to cuddle them while watching anime and playing games!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:16:10 2016 No.15393355 >>15393344 It'd be a cat keyhole bikini

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:16:58 2016 No.15393358 >>15393325 I said Wordpress OR, but given the story's pretty bottom of the barrel I'd say TFT is a pretty right place for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:17:37 2016 No.15393366 >>15393333 She's a smug jerk who'd make you fetch her snakes and good, and then lay on top of you while watching her favorite shows. Do you really want that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:17:38 2016 No.15393367 How do I stop mindflayers from having shit taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:17:58 2016 No.15393371 >>15393352 I want to bully the nerdy kakuen because she doesn't even get any attention!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:18:38 2016 No.15393375 >>15393367 How do the have shit taste?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:21:16 2016 No.15393381 >>15393371 The nerdy Kakuen is for spanking during sex! All the other girls get jealous of how much attention her ass gets!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:21:32 2016 No.15393382 >>15393355 That's nice. That's real nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:22:27 2016 No.15393385 >>15393358 Whats wrong with the story?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:22:44 2016 No.15393388 >>15393366 Yeah, that's fine. Makes it easier to grope her while we watch. >>15393381 Well, she does have the largest rear

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:23:05 2016 No.15393389 >>15393367 You stick you tentacle in them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:24:36 2016 No.15393394 >>15393381 It must be fun to give all the attention to just one girl. Do you think the others would monster up and rape you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:25:49 2016 No.15393400 >>15393388 >Well, she does have the largest rear All the better to slap like bongos while you thrust your dick inside and feel her pussy clench tighter with every slap. The other girls are going to want their turns after you finish with her though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:27:13 2016 No.15393408 >>15393394 They'd sneak up behind you and press their tits against your back while whispering lewd things in your ears and making you thrust even faster so the Kakuen gets exhausted and they get their turns sooner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:28:09 2016 No.15393414 >>15393089 >blowjob Link

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:30:22 2016 No.15393423 >>15393414 http://imgur.com/a/Rday3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:32:35 2016 No.15393435 >>15393400 Chubby, nerdy sum squad is best smug squad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:33:01 2016 No.15393438 >>15393296 Gonna cuddle that nerd! Make her a double dough meat lovers pizza!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:34:45 2016 No.15393446 >>15393266 >Onis go to a human gym https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eAj08nAFP4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:36:19 2016 No.15393456 >>15393385 Better question would be what isn't wrong.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:36:26 2016 No.15393457

>>15393435
Especially because they like nerdy things, cosplay, and cuddling after sex.
And they're really fucking cute too, did I mention that? Have you ever imagined a chubby pigtailed Manticore with freckles pumping you with her tailpussy while she holds you close and kisses you deeply while staring directly into your eyes with hers?
Because now you have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:42:24 2016 No.15393477 >>15393457 Yep, Going to impregmate the lot of them, spoil them with treats, and run a campaign for them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:42:29 2016 No.15393479 >>15393456 So what isnt wrong with the story?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:44:45 2016 No.15393494 >>15393408 What if I just cuddle the kakuen afterwards, saying that I'm tired and they will get their turn tomorrow? They won't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:46:17 2016 No.15393500 >>15393423 Those lich sketches were great

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:46:34 2016 No.15393502

>>15393479
The writer's insistence on posting it here when nobody gives a shit if all they're going to do is post a link with nothing so much as a "Hi", "How are you today".

Like shit, if I wanted to read a middle school level story like that I'd go to either TFT or buy an RA Salvatore novel.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:48:39 2016 No.15393514

>>15393477
They're not ready for kids just yet anon.
But when they are, you'll find them all lying on the bed in the sexiest lingerie they could get waiting for you to mating press them all night long.

>>15393494
You act like that's a choice you can make anon.
Remember, one of them is a Manticore.
Not to mention the Kakuen isn't going to let you not make her friends feel good too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:50:47 2016 No.15393523 >>15393502 But whats wrong with the story itself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:52:41 2016 No.15393532 >>15393514 That woul be lovely, even if they don't exactly fit in the undergarments. Mating will continue until each one is pregnant

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:54:04 2016 No.15393541 >>15393523 It's pretty cut and dry mediocrity. Can't really get into it due to the characters and by chapter 2 or 3 I was done with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:55:24 2016 No.15393545 >>15393514 Aww, I thought the kakuen was going to keep me all for herself. Now that I know she is a good kid that shares, she is going to get the biggest hugs and cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 18:57:29 2016 No.15393552 >>15393523 The guy is playing you. He obviously hasn't read any of it. That's why all his statements are vague as fuck.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:01:50 2016 No.15393563

>>15393552
Not him, but "cut and dry mediocrity" is pretty fair in my opinion as well. His prose is solid-ish (and that's a very big ish), but the pace and premise just can't keep my attention, and this is coming from someone who found the uncut edition of The Stand enjoyable.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:06:19 2016 No.15393570

>>15393545
The Kakuen's a nice girl who doesn't want her friends to get left behind.
Hope you're ready to have a fivesome every night anon. The Kakuen's a great chef and her mother taught her some recipes that'll keep your energy up and your sperm thick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:08:37 2016 No.15393579 >>15393563 >The uncut version of The Stand >Enjoyable Jesus Christ Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:14:16 2016 No.15393600 >>15393570 Damn right I will. I'll also make all those girls fell like they're special in every way possible. But I'll still cum a little extra in monkey butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:16:58 2016 No.15393608 I want a nice dominant monstergirl to tease about carrying me away and ravishing me, but romance and snuggle until I'm ready to submit instead.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:18:27 2016 No.15393611

>>15393552
If I really wanted to play people I'd say the writer of Zion was the second coming of YBA with a story that nearly rivals Bob's Laska and Me in length with better quality to it.

But I digress the premise and structure of the whole thing reminded me of a Black Library publishment or RA Salvatore. That and I expect smut from the thread, or cute stories. Not some long, plodding pedantic affair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:21:31 2016 No.15393625 >>15393611 I'm pretty tired of cute shit honestly. I give it some points for not being that. Of course I wish it hadn't turned into Avatar meets Stephen King's bookclub so quickly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:23:10 2016 No.15393630 >>15393625 That's why I give "Sagas" a courtesy three chapters just like my chinese cartoons. If it fails to grip me by then I cut my losses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:33:11 2016 No.15393661 File: 435 KB, 850x769, 1465860791072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cannot have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:34:48 2016 No.15393667 >>15393661 I wanna violate that memecat until she's can't speak coherently

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:34:57 2016 No.15393668 >>15393661 Do not want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:35:42 2016 No.15393671 >>15393661 That's a perfectly good waste of burger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:37:00 2016 No.15393675 >>15393608 I agree. What monster girl is best for that and why is it the dragons, namely vanilla and jabberwock?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:37:51 2016 No.15393677 >>15393661 Her thighs are pudgy enough. Shove a ball gag in her mouth and jam your tongue in her ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:38:27 2016 No.15393679 File: 585 KB, 1171x1800, 1461708971125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393661 >Ugh, it's Memecat again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:38:54 2016 No.15393681 File: 528 KB, 1600x495, Tee A Matt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393608 But what if she's too big for you, even in her battle form?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:45:20 2016 No.15393707 >>15393679 Meme cat needs to be THICK if she really wants to get fresh with the Internet memes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:45:27 2016 No.15393708 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:47:05 2016 No.15393713 File: 193 KB, 600x848, 1465861625117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393675 Those are not subtle nor seductive enough. The best ones for it are Vampire and Apophis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:54:25 2016 No.15393735 what would a cougar mg be like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:55:16 2016 No.15393738 >>15393735 Like a Jinko but without the stripes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:55:25 2016 No.15393741 >>15393735 Old catladies that seduce young men.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:56:09 2016 No.15393745 >>15393735 Do you mean a cougar girl? Or an older woman looking for a younger guy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:56:52 2016 No.15393748 >>15393745 a cougar girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:58:26 2016 No.15393756 >>15393748 black spiderman

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 19:58:47 2016 No.15393757 >>15393756 sure why not

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:00:36 2016 No.15393767 File: 693 KB, 1300x929, 1465175463642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminder that doggies can smell it when/if you masturbate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:02:21 2016 No.15393773 >>15393756 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:02:24 2016 No.15393774 >>15393767 is this a good thing or bad thing? what would happen if I got caught?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:03:13 2016 No.15393778 >>15393713 Wocks are definitely more seductive and dominant then grapesnakes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:04:59 2016 No.15393789 >>15393767 >Not moving into an apartment building full of various types of canine monster girls >Not masturbating god damn everywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:05:56 2016 No.15393793 >>15393778 No they aren't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:06:34 2016 No.15393795 Which monster has best tentacles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:06:42 2016 No.15393796 >>15393767 How would they react? Would they enjoy it out of sheer lewdness? Or would they be disapointed because it implies that you'd rather jerk off than fuck them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:06:54 2016 No.15393797 File: 2.00 MB, 330x270, 1457120196719.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393774 >He doesn't know the risk of fapping in the vicinity of wan wans in the mood

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:07:31 2016 No.15393800 >>15393795 Mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:07:41 2016 No.15393801 >>15393793 Is that a challenge? How do we go about measuring a monster girls natural seduction and dominance stats?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:10:11 2016 No.15393813 >>15393789 >another day in MGC >head up stairs form a long day at work >see random anon masturbating in the corner >"dude what the fuck!?" >"I'M LETTING ALL THE MONSTER GIRLS IN THE BUILD KNOW THAT I'M LOOKING SINGLE!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:14:00 2016 No.15393826 >>15393801 Act like a dense kid around the target.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:15:12 2016 No.15393832 File: 479 KB, 1102x1000, 28656377_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393767 The nose that knows

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:16:08 2016 No.15393835 >>15393675 I have to disagree. Hellhounds, manticores, and sneks are best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:21:25 2016 No.15393846 >>15393826 I'm gonna toss a shota into a pit with a lonely single old hag apophis and jabberwock and watch the two fight over him!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:22:44 2016 No.15393855 File: 766 KB, 2894x4093, Mumei squatting giving herself a wedgie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15392930 Post cute half-zombies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:26:34 2016 No.15393871 >>15393855 12 years old.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:26:39 2016 No.15393872

>>15393789
>>15393796
>>15393813
>Move into an apartment full of /fit/ werewolves
>You have shit genetics, shit motivation, you're a short manlet and going on wizardry
>Get home one night and start fapping it to a spicy pin-up of a Hellhound grilling eggs and bacon on her abs
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>About nearly shit yourself from the pounding on your door
"Oi, newbie! Stop while you're ahead! That shit's like blood in the water! If I can smell you from two doors down they can below us!"
>Roll your eyes, keep fapping away
"H-Hey now... cut it out... I can... hear it..."
>There's a noise of the wood being clawed at while you keep fapping, oh baby ride my cock with your flaming mofu tunnel and grill me some bacon and eggs~
>Your door implodes inwards
>Fright fart a little as you jump out of your chair
>It's the Werewolf that was at your door, towering over you
>The fur on her arms and legs is standing on end, and thicker than normal, her tail going ballistic
>Her pupils are dilated into slits as she sees you, ears perking up
>You can hear others coming as the Werewolf inches towards you
"Th... That thick... male... scent..."
"S-See....d...."
>She lets out an inarticulate roar as she pins you to the floor, burying her face into your balls, sniffing at them and your cock
>More werewolves are coming into your apartment, excitedly in the nude as they see the first working on you
>Get drug into the bedroom, whimpering as your scarerousal grows
>Spend the rest of the afternoon getting fucked ragged by the first werewolf, who turns out to the be the pack alpha as she declares you belong to her, the omega and betas lapping and licking at you
>While keeping you well nourished with their breast milk and well stimulated with the heat of their sexes

----

>Wake up the next morning, aching and sore
>Wince when you feel the scratches on your shoulders and back
>She's in your kitchen, cooking a heaping mountain of various meats like ham, bacon, etc
>Smiles at you when she notices your morning wood
"Maybe next time you'll listen before you fap. After all, why do you think the rent was so low?"
>She grins as if reading your mind
"No, I haven't fucked any other men. But you know what that means, right?"
>Kabe-dons you against your own wall
"Wolves mate for life, which means you belong to the pack, and the pack belongs to you."
>Pokes your pudgy stomach with one claw
"But first, we need to work on this, but don't worry. We'll have plenty of C-A-R-D-I-O for you <3"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:27:30 2016 No.15393877 >>15393767 But what does the wan-wan do when she smells that you've been fapping and also finds out you were doing it while thinking of her and calling her name?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:28:41 2016 No.15393879 >>15393871 >Yes, and?.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:30:28 2016 No.15393886 File: 992 KB, 1024x1280, 57173491_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393872 I envy that lucky son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:33:10 2016 No.15393896 >>15393886 I'd envy the sons of his bitches. They'd probably have good parents.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:34:21 2016 No.15393903 File: 115 KB, 600x600, 1454994275395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quit procrastinating. Work on your art.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:34:25 2016 No.15393904 File: 665 KB, 1131x1600, 7266f2cd3b549e5aa0c4e7be4efb6fd1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15393871 She's a surprisingly thick twelve year old. I still have yet to watch her show too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:36:17 2016 No.15393914 File: 328 KB, 800x1000, 1443740580301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminder that doggies, wan-wans, woof-woofs, barkos, puppers, doggers, and all other canids are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:36:46 2016 No.15393916 >>15393903 Clever

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:38:31 2016 No.15393921 >>15393904 She's an overconfident retard who causes every problem the characters face from about episode 5 onwards. There, saved you the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:40:55 2016 No.15393930 >>15393921 Okay, I can just fap to her from a safe distance. I at least hope her fuckups come back to haunt her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:43:02 2016 No.15393935 >>15393872 Keep fapping anyway. That'll show her

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:45:19 2016 No.15393944

>Be an adventurous trader in a modern world.
>Get up every day, take care of hygiene, eat breakfast, put on equipment and gas mask.
>Open air-lock from your house and step out into forest known for having dozens of single alraunes per square mile.
>Trade spider silk insulation/blankets for their nectar to buy more spider silk with a little for profit and equipment costs
>The silk insulation allows them to spend less time closed for winter, and more time openly trying to attract men.
>This morning, you got a little too close to an Alraune whom you hugged regularly. She went into a lustful frenzy and almost knocked off your mask.
>If she would have succeeded, she would have trapped you with her scent and had her way with you, then probably kept you for herself given she's smitten with you.
>That afternoon, you spilled a little nectar onto yourself and couldn't wash the smell off completely.
>Trading nectar for coin, then coin for silk insulation at one of the Arachne's shops sent her into a frenzy as well.
>She almost cut herself on the dagger you used to get out of her webs.
>Luckily, you managed to escape WITH the insulation you bought.
>You're getting soft. One of these days, they're going to catch you. And keep you.
>The question is, which one: Alraunes, or Arachnes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:45:54 2016 No.15393947 >>15393872 My dickshake brings all the bitches to the yard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:46:03 2016 No.15393948 >>15393914 Undeads and lamias are better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:47:37 2016 No.15393953 >>15393921 The show is also "From the creators of Guilty Crown and Valvrave presents Draugr Onslaught" so the quality is what you might expect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:47:38 2016 No.15393954 >>15393944 Arachnes easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:50:33 2016 No.15393961 >>15393935 A word of caution friend, fapping near your wan wan pack during a full moon means they won't stop until you've fucked them all full of pups!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:53:22 2016 No.15393974 >>15393930 They do, from what I've seen. I'm really enjoying the show personally. >>15393953 It's basically Attack on Titan with Zombies and Trains instead of Giants and Jet Packs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:54:20 2016 No.15393977 >>15393961 I can't fuck them full of pups if I don't have any sperm left

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:56:10 2016 No.15393983 >>15393948 negative lamiae are a close second place but undead are just bottom of the barrel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 20:59:27 2016 No.15393990 >>15393977 That's why they brought Holstaur milk, Succubus pussy juice, and this month's issue of Hustler!

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:01:55 2016 No.15393998

>>15393930
They do.
She
>Runs off and kicks a hornet's nest of zombies when everyone else was trying to be stealthy, then sits there with a big dumb grin on her face like she just did something good, only to start panicking and saying it wasn't her fault when a fucking million zombies swarm them
>Tries to fight those same zombies and jobs hard, requiring the MC to stop what he was doing to save her, resulting in both of them being trapped in a mind shaft after a cave in, with her trapped under the rocks so the MC needs to solo a few thousands zombies, resulting in him having to keep fighting even though his organs have been torn out (kabaneris regenerate)
>They end up having to fight this giant colony of zombies that fused together because they had to spend so much time digging her and the MC out of the cave in, which ended with them losing a train car
>Introduces them to her brother, who is hailed as a hero despite being an obvious villain who lures hordes of zombies to towns by kidnapping people, cutting them up and forcing them to run towards a settlement while tied to a horse
>The very first thing her brother does is order her to take the master key for the train the characters are in, with lethal force if necessary, and she does so without really questioning him at all and it's only diffused by another character giving her a key to something else
>Lowers the gate to a settlement, allowing her brother's goons to lure a giant wave of zombies into it, only to whine and cry because she doesn't understand why it's happening despite being told in plain Japan speak that her brother is fucking evil before any of this happened
I feel like I'm missing shit, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:03:08 2016 No.15394002 >>15393990 Does any of that stuff affect sperm production? Because if so, then that doesn't solve the problem at hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:10:50 2016 No.15394021 Nothing better than a flat chested monster girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:13:49 2016 No.15394026 >>15394021 I want a chubby vampire who's flat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:15:38 2016 No.15394032 >>15394026 So she's just got thighs, ass, and a belly? No breasts at all? Poor girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:15:45 2016 No.15394033 >>15394026 >chubby No

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:17:56 2016 No.15394036 >>15394032 More like best girl! You get to feel up her thick thighs and wide hips while groping the rest! You could even dress her up in things that emphasize her rear!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:38:48 2016 No.15394085 File: 132 KB, 800x775, Ckxzp4ZUgAEKnMO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:41:53 2016 No.15394094 >>15394021 I want to hug a washboard yeti who gets bullied by the other well endowed yetis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:43:10 2016 No.15394099 >>15394094 >yetis >bully I don't understand, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:44:13 2016 No.15394104 File: 416 KB, 1200x804, 1464579379809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:45:27 2016 No.15394107 >>15394099 they bully with hugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:46:23 2016 No.15394113 File: 187 KB, 1129x909, comminglingofassets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394104

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:46:26 2016 No.15394114
File: 967 KB, 1000x1100, 35125191_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

It's funny that with the threadcanon that MGs can smell fetishes/compatibility, and the canon where the better you smell the more lustful they get, a perfect waifu is guaranteed.

The only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you'll miss something important when some MG carries you off to her bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:49:01 2016 No.15394120 >>15394104 >>15394113 Best traders in the sandy wastes Best wives too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:50:18 2016 No.15394123 >>15394099 They call her mean names and apologize afterwards, then take her out for poutine and give her a new scarf as a present

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:51:36 2016 No.15394126

>>15392303
He said he is very busy now because of works for MGE2, so skipped regular update of his site and Enty. About former, he says he will update in June and reveal new MG and informations about MGE2. About latter, he will reveal rough sketches and high-res version of two MGs soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:55:45 2016 No.15394133 >>15394120 >Not best moms Getout.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 21:55:55 2016 No.15394134 >>15394104 I wonder what life for the snake charmer is like in not!egypt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:03:17 2016 No.15394144 >>15394134 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:03:57 2016 No.15394147 >>15394133 Best moms have gotta be Echidnas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:06:21 2016 No.15394153 File: 233 KB, 724x1000, cutie pose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you praise a dragon in heat too much there is a slight chance she might cum!

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:11:03 2016 No.15394166

>>15394153
"Oh, Dragon-san. The tales did nothing to tell me of your true enormity. Truly, such a stupendous ruler over these mountains cannot be as voluptuous as you. Oh, Dragon-san, whose riches pour forth from the craggy underbelly like a raging river of gold, how can a lowly human such as myself hope to satiate your desire for a hoard."

"Truly you are, and will always be Queen of the Lizards, Dragon-sama."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:11:37 2016 No.15394167 >>15394134 You play music for lamias as they they to seduce you with their dances. Or in a more literal version they pay you to say nice things about them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:13:15 2016 No.15394169 >>15394126 >About latter, he will reveal rough sketches and high-res version of two MGs soon. Fingers crossed for one of the making-ofs being Wight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:16:46 2016 No.15394174 >>15394147 Echidnas would be so boring to write about though, at least in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:24:42 2016 No.15394199 >>15392250 She probably doesn't really care a whole lot for fetishes. Or, I am all her fetishes. he might have a preference for gentle femdom though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:29:02 2016 No.15394205 >>15394174 >Not writing about a baby crazy Echidna who is unfortunately unable to conceive

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:34:02 2016 No.15394220 >>15394205 >Echidna who secretly uses contraceptives as an excuse to "keep trying for a baby" for an increasingly unreasonable number of hours per day. Only valid use for contraceptives in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:34:19 2016 No.15394221 >>15393041 No, she just fucks you more to convert more of your semen and energy into mass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:37:50 2016 No.15394228 File: 377 KB, 1092x900, Double Chocolate Delight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What MGs would be objectively better as waifus in pairs (choice of twins or different ages), and what MGs would actually be worse in pairs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:40:11 2016 No.15394232 >>15394228 >What MGs would be objectively better as waifus in pairs Unicorns. Think about this for a moment. Excepting hellhounds the canids would probably be better together too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:42:57 2016 No.15394242 >>15393983 >undead are just bottom of the barrel. The sheer density of "wrongness" in this statement is so potent it actually has its own gravitational pull

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:44:53 2016 No.15394248 File: 1.30 MB, 700x1000, 1450737060905.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394232 >Not wanting to get buried and raped in a seething pile of flesh and fur Weak shit, anon.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:46:01 2016 No.15394252

>>15394228
>What would be worse in pairs

Shirohebi. When has a double-yandere story ever had a happy ending?

I'd hate to be the first guy to visit an isolated Ryu shrine with a full stock of single Shirohebi shrine maidens. What a bloodbath; it'd be like stepping onto a nuclear landmine of yandere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:49:03 2016 No.15394262 >>15394228 any particularly exhausting waifu would be awful in pairs 2 hellhounds 2 dragons of any type except maybe wurm? 2 anubis that don't get along/agree 2 cheshires YBA ;_; just to think of some of my favorites

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:49:47 2016 No.15394264 >Trap Salamander ...huh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:51:50 2016 No.15394267 >>15394264 >Trap Salamander What are you talking about, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:54:41 2016 No.15394275 Phoenix and genie monster girls when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 22:55:38 2016 No.15394277 >>15394275 NEVER EVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:00:28 2016 No.15394287 >>15394248 >Not wanting to get buried and raped in a seething pile of flesh and fur No, I never said that at all. Werewolves would be great for that. The trick is that I really can't see hellhounds sharing well, especially with another hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:01:43 2016 No.15394292 >>15394267 Some guy commissioned an artist to draw a Trap Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:02:09 2016 No.15394293 Which monster girl is best for oyakodon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:02:12 2016 No.15394294 >>15394275 >genie >djinn You have already forgotten her because her design sucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:02:58 2016 No.15394297 I want a one way ticket to soft Wonderland, where the Alices want to be spoiled, the cuddle cats laze around all day, and the chubwocks awkwardly try to hit on you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:03:14 2016 No.15394299 >>15394292 Nobody cares, anon. This isn't the monsterboy thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:04:47 2016 No.15394301 >>15394292 Well, I mean People comish for things, Anon. That's what people do

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:08:33 2016 No.15394311 >>15394293 Your own waifu and daughteru Although an imouto and onee-san might also get nice like >>15394228

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:10:37 2016 No.15394315 >>15394293 Jubjubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:14:27 2016 No.15394322 Hey, could you graft alraune together and make some kind of plant chimera?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:20:59 2016 No.15394344 >>15394322 Isn't that just a Liliraune?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:20:59 2016 No.15394345 File: 101 KB, 600x992, 13547548745334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394275 CAW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:23:08 2016 No.15394352 >>15394344 At its most extreme maybe, but you could always bud graft and have one girl with twelve different kinds of citrus and an identity crisis, for example.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:23:38 2016 No.15394354 File: 98 KB, 302x600, Skeleton_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What should skeletons evolve into in order to make them viable waifus instead of just concubines that come packaged with liches?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:25:07 2016 No.15394361 >>15394354 Wheel skeletons

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:25:21 2016 No.15394364 >>15394354 Trumpet lessons

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:26:13 2016 No.15394368 >>15394361 >Wheel skeletons TRIGGERED.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:26:22 2016 No.15394369 >>15394354 I just headcanon them turning into zombies and making the wight a third-tier evolution. The better question is, what the fuck do we do with ghouls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:26:26 2016 No.15394371 >>15394354 Bone armor Living armors

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:26:27 2016 No.15394372 >>15394354 Skeleton Warriors DA NA NA NA NA NA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:27:09 2016 No.15394375 >>15394287 >I really can't see hellhounds sharing well, especially with another hellhound. What if they're sisters though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:27:56 2016 No.15394376 >>15394368 Tell me about Wheel keletons. the ones in ds3 didn't live up to the ptsd hype I heard about

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:28:03 2016 No.15394377 >>15394354 >What should skeletons evolve into The Plutonia Experiment

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:28:09 2016 No.15394378 >>15394372 Ouch, right in the childhood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:28:44 2016 No.15394380 >>15394375 >What if they're sisters though? From what I've seen of siblings that could quite easily make it worse. You'd likely get some kind of schizoid cooperation when they weren't literally at each other's throats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:29:53 2016 No.15394383 >>15394376 They were never anything special unless you were dumb enough to waltz into a whole bunch of them at once. Which apparently loads of people did in that dark basement in the painted world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:30:17 2016 No.15394385 >>15394376 They made you a new asshole by tearing out the old one in the Painted World

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:31:04 2016 No.15394388 File: 96 KB, 343x600, Ghoul.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394369 >The better question is, what the fuck do we do with ghouls? An alternate evolution for Zombies. That, and I see them as the MGE equivalent of RE's Crimson Heads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:32:24 2016 No.15394389 >>15394369 But skeletons have a cooler disposition than zombies and can be created from male remains.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:32:58 2016 No.15394393 >>15394369 Why does anything need to happen? They are already top waifu tier already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:35:44 2016 No.15394400 I want my maid to take a day off because I fucked her too hard and now she's having trouble walking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:36:06 2016 No.15394401 >>15394252 >Not wanting two twin yandere shirohebis as wives

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:36:33 2016 No.15394405

>>15394369
Ghouls just become more powerful. No insane leap in power from zombie > sentience> wighthood, but they don't have an upper limit on their power bracket either. With enough experience, energy and training they can just get stronger and stronger and stronger. Atleast that's how they work in my headcannon anyway. Like the zombies from Zombie desk car.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:37:21 2016 No.15394406

>>15394380
>From what I've seen of siblings that could quite easily make it worse. You'd likely get some kind of schizoid cooperation when they weren't literally at each other's throats.
Maybe they just weren't taught how to share properly. You should fix that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:40:04 2016 No.15394414 Do Kikis hate butlers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:40:26 2016 No.15394415 >>15394405 Ghouls just want to have fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:41:15 2016 No.15394418 >>15394414 No. Kikis and their reverse trap butlers gang up to seduce their master.

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:42:09 2016 No.15394421 [DELETED]

>you will never snap after seeing two alps kissing
>you will never take a cupid's bow and arrows and go into an alp nightclub
>you will never cry out "eros snackbar" and shoot over 100 alps with love arrows, creating chaos as needy lovesick alps spill out into the streets
>you will never barricade yourself inside of the bathrooms with about 30 "hostages"
>you will never bully them all with your dick until they become proper cocksluts as your god intended

Feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:42:23 2016 No.15394422 >>15394414 They're everything a master shouldn't be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:42:41 2016 No.15394425 >>15394414 Ask Jeeves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:42:58 2016 No.15394427 >>15394418 But I'm talking about the male ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:43:08 2016 No.15394428 File: 52 KB, 683x857, 1459986540623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394421 Stop the Alp bullying!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:43:40 2016 No.15394430 File: 120 KB, 801x1003, 2accc8827519_1E0A55E5_020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I CAME ON MY DOG NOW IT'S IN THE CORNER, BARKING AT MY PENIS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:43:43 2016 No.15394431 >>15394421 >two alps kissing Nigga what? Dass gay as hell!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:45:36 2016 No.15394435 >>15394430 It now thinks your penis is some sort of hostile rodent, and will attempt to bite it any time you whip it out to fap. Good job with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:46:46 2016 No.15394439 >>15394427 >But I'm talking about the female ones I know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:47:50 2016 No.15394442 File: 98 KB, 1280x1024, ALLAHU SNACKBAR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394421 In the name of Eros(PBUH)!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:50:13 2016 No.15394455 >>15394430 It WANts the dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:50:20 2016 No.15394456 >>15394431 It's a last ditch attempt to attract a boy with a threeway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:50:56 2016 No.15394458 >>15394425 >>15394455 Charon I hate you so much!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:51:03 2016 No.15394459 >>15394430 That's not how you turn it into your wife, KDF.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:51:57 2016 No.15394462 >>15394415 >A Ghoul Girl will never sing and dance in the streets wearing a ridiculous outfit, while her parents chastise her. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:52:21 2016 No.15394466

>>15394389
Yes, and wights are significantly smarter and more powerful than zombies. We should be expecting changes to happen here, and that's one I'm fine with.

>>15394406
>Lol, just not!train them
Guy. C'mon, guy. You're being silly and wasting time the girls could be aggressively Ving you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:53:22 2016 No.15394471 >>15394466 >You're being silly and wasting time the girls could be aggressively Ving you. There's no saying they can't do that, they just have to get along better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:56:44 2016 No.15394483 File: 534 KB, 1300x1000, 1431573470305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394458 Charon finally gets to take a break after all those gay nightclub-goers passed through. It's a busy job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 13 23:57:31 2016 No.15394484 Does fear interfere with the sex drive, or can a poltergeist sexually assault you without problem after pulling a Sadako on you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:00:08 2016 No.15394493 >>15394484 >Does fear interfere with the sex drive The opposite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:00:35 2016 No.15394494 >>15394292 You mean that one commission that has the guy looking like he has eyeliner?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:00:36 2016 No.15394495 >>15394483 I hope they didn't leave her too sloppy. She'll attract sloppy secons-kun

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:04:07 2016 No.15394504 >>15394494 Nnnnooo? I dunno. Doesn't look like it to me. Thing that strikes me most honestly is that the claws look undersized.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:05:16 2016 No.15394510 >>15394493 I'm not so sure man, fear gets you to go either fight or flight, not fight or flight or make sweet passionate fuck to something that may also kill you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:08:55 2016 No.15394523 File: 192 KB, 500x500, 1438803892566.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394510 I see. Sorry for bothering you, reptile-brain-kun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:09:52 2016 No.15394525 >>15394504 The one done by rayzoir?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:09:55 2016 No.15394527 >>15394523 You... you what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:12:07 2016 No.15394532 Friendly reminder that if your daughterus aren't ALWAYS locked in full-body chastity, they run a constant risk of falling prey to impure thoughts and actions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:17:39 2016 No.15394546 >>15394532 >Having weak children

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:18:43 2016 No.15394550 >>15394532 Fatherus are for v'ing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:19:18 2016 No.15394552 >>15394532 I'd tech her some control.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:19:28 2016 No.15394553 >>15394546 All children can fall prey to impure thoughts or actions anon, no matter how strong you think they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:20:43 2016 No.15394557 >>15394550 No, they are absolutely not. >>15394552 Good, as long as you keep the chastity there in case she decides to be defiant or rebellious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:23:10 2016 No.15394561 >>15394552 >strap daughteru into mech with lots of superglue in the name of science >cannot masturbate, cannot rape >all she knows is the pain of war

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:24:27 2016 No.15394565 >>15394532 Not if my daughterus are houris.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:24:42 2016 No.15394568 >>15394510 Tell that to Sadako wet dream anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:25:34 2016 No.15394569 >>15394565 ESPECIALLY if your daughterus are houris.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:27:23 2016 No.15394576

I feel like Kikis wouldn't be very good at games, but she'd play with you just to make you happy. You'd never get her to play vs, but she'd co-op with you and generally be bad and have to be carried, but she's happy to play with you as long as she's not cleaning or cooking and you want her to.

And then you look at her steam account one day and see she has 3000+ hours in this http://store.steampowered.com/app/246900/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:27:46 2016 No.15394578 >>15390688 Please don't bully me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:31:51 2016 No.15394591 >>15394578 You aren't a nerdwan unless you prove it, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:33:40 2016 No.15394596 File: 968 KB, 1600x1300, 1449238168528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come one, come all, and behold the Sensational Seraphine's Sagacious Super Show! Admission fee is about $3.50

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:33:54 2016 No.15394597 >>15394576 I clicked that expecting Dust Force. I was disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:41:22 2016 No.15394614 >>15394596 You can't fool me, Loch Ness Wurm-chan!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:47:16 2016 No.15394624 >>15394614 Wait, why is there no Loch Ness girl? Or Sasquatch for that matter? Mothman, Jersey Devil, Roswell-chan? Both KC and the thread have totally dropped the ball on Americana monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:47:40 2016 No.15394626 >>15394597 Considered it, but I thought it worked better this way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:48:17 2016 No.15394627 >>15394624 >Mothman He's done one of those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:51:04 2016 No.15394633 >>15394525 No. Lightsource.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:52:27 2016 No.15394636 File: 160 KB, 960x540, 0009c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394624 >no all-American jackalope to make me some whisky milk punch using her own milk Suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:55:12 2016 No.15394643 >>15394636 >that ugly nose Soils an otherwise decent design.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:56:29 2016 No.15394649 >>15394643 Jackalope is cute! C U T E

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 00:58:38 2016 No.15394654 >>15394624 The esper and poltergeist I posted about were intended to be more modern-styled western monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:01:22 2016 No.15394659 File: 333 KB, 500x707, 49689811_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394624 Wendigo sort of counts. Supposedly huitzilopochtli and other mesoamerican deities down the line too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:02:49 2016 No.15394661 File: 1.80 MB, 3000x2000, Wurm Is now part wisp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394596 Dont let her do magic, shit like this can happen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:05:17 2016 No.15394664 >>15394636 I can never take the Jackalope seriously without thinking of that old America's Funniest People show from back in the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:05:55 2016 No.15394666 >>15394661 IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:07:23 2016 No.15394668 File: 740 KB, 1200x1200, Wurm, no keep the peanut butter away.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394666

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:09:12 2016 No.15394669 >>15394659 Why is she crying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:13:01 2016 No.15394672 >>15394666 Satan, you take your memes and your Wurms and you march right the fuck on out of here. >>15394669 Looks like a yawn to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:13:22 2016 No.15394674 >>15394669 Post-sleep stretching and yawning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:14:24 2016 No.15394675 >>15394672 >>15394674 Are those not tears coming out of her eyes? Or am I reading too much into this picture?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:16:00 2016 No.15394679 >>15394675 I tear up when I yawn. I'm certain others do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:17:16 2016 No.15394681 >>15394675 >>15394679 There's really nothing odd about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:18:55 2016 No.15394684 >>15394679 >>15394681 Alright. It's just I've never seen or heard of people produce big tears when they yawn or wake up but whatever, I'll take your guy's words for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:23:30 2016 No.15394696 >>15394684 I believe it has to do with eye strain. At least that's how it feels when I tear up and yawn

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:30:48 2016 No.15394708 Oh, what I wouldn't give to be cuddling with my waifu and daughteru right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:43:10 2016 No.15394725 File: 311 KB, 1024x1024, 1454593518736.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394708 Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:43:20 2016 No.15394727 >>15394684 It happens to me every time I yawn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:44:39 2016 No.15394730 >>15394725 That must be very uncomfortable for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:49:48 2016 No.15394743 >>15394725 Big girls!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:51:30 2016 No.15394745 >>15394668 >>15394666 But, i'll die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:55:52 2016 No.15394753 >>15394745 Don't worry, she's Wurm-Wisp-chan. Death has no meaning to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 01:57:33 2016 No.15394756 >>15394753 Eternity inna Wurm's shiny hiny!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:04:07 2016 No.15394781 File: 871 KB, 1920x1080, Wurmstraea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Wurms even smart enough to tell a lost boy from a shiny object?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:05:26 2016 No.15394791 >>15394781 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:05:26 2016 No.15394792 >>15394781 Yes. They're not fucking retarded as the threads likes to believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:05:27 2016 No.15394793 File: 896 KB, 1010x983, Light of my life.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394781 Who cares, both are lovely and need to be cherished.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:15:43 2016 No.15394835 >>15394026 So an Elin vampire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:17:06 2016 No.15394846 >>15394730 I know right. Imagine how hueg her bed would have to be

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:18:07 2016 No.15394848 >>15394792 Nice headcanon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:18:51 2016 No.15394849 >>15394848 Tell that to the thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:19:27 2016 No.15394851 >>15394849 Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:20:28 2016 No.15394852 >>15394851 Who

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:21:07 2016 No.15394853 >>15394852 The guy Superman killed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:22:00 2016 No.15394858 >>15394853 What does that even have to do with Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:23:13 2016 No.15394860 File: 93 KB, 620x877, Dumb wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394792 I wonder whose behind this post...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:24:22 2016 No.15394861 >>15394858 Super strength and good nature come to mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:25:53 2016 No.15394863 >>15394861 And neither are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:27:18 2016 No.15394865 >>15394863 Never said anything about that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:28:43 2016 No.15394870 >wurms aren't absolutely retarded I guess its this meme again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:30:53 2016 No.15394875 >>15394870 So are you saying they are or they aren't.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:31:13 2016 No.15394877
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>>15394870
They don't need a bike helmet, but they definitely aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Whether or not they act like little kids is a matter of taste. Taste and memes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:36:24 2016 No.15394889 >>15394877 How do you explain to your wurm waifu that on her warpath to crash tackle you into a bloody pulp, she accidentally obliterated a little boy's puppy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:37:35 2016 No.15394892 >>15394889 Wurmie made puppy go squish-squish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:37:39 2016 No.15394893 File: 274 KB, 1278x1086, Wurm Daycare or something.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15394877 But anon, they need to be introduced to human boys carefully and everything!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:38:10 2016 No.15394895 >>15394853 Female Kryptonians are best Kryptonians.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:38:22 2016 No.15394897 >>15394889 Very slowly and not too many big words.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:39:10 2016 No.15394899 >>15394895 Faora might not be a Monster Girl, but if she was I would help her repopulate her species.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:40:31 2016 No.15394902 >>15394897 >>15394892 Do you think even than she'd get it, or would she just look at you with that bright, peppy, uncomprehending innocent gaze even as the child screams?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:41:29 2016 No.15394904 >>15394899 I'm 100% with you. A lilim that looks like that would be getting all of the kids. Muscle tone would be mandatory.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:42:22 2016 No.15394905 >>15394902 No, fuck off. >>15394904 If only drawfags could do a Salamander with Faora's armor on.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:42:42 2016 No.15394906
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>>15394902
Again, dumb, not retarded. I'm sure she understands what death is. Knowing she's responsible for killing a puppy would probably rank even higher on her sadness scale than learning Santa isn't real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:44:22 2016 No.15394907 File: 98 KB, 594x830, 1462545698144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I'll never live with my vampire waifu in a cold place, sleep at day and be awake at night Kill me now.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:47:29 2016 No.15394912

>>15394906
>Again, dumb, not retarded
I beg to differ, though at this point my insistence is based more on headcanon than anything else. I just find the idea of a retarded destroyer of worlds to be very interesting. I mean evil you can hate. Evil is malevolent. Evil destroys for the sake of it. An earthquake you can't hate. An earthquke just is. It's a natural evil. It has no intentions, no face, no purpose. But a wurm who could careen through a buss carrying disabled orphans and turn it into a bloody pulp of scrap metal purely because it happened to pass through her beeline when she wanted to give you a kiss? What a terrifying concept.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:51:40 2016 No.15394920 I want to bully a nerdy Cheshire.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:54:35 2016 No.15394926
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>>15393767
>You will never have a canid roommate
>You will never masturbate every night knowing full well she can smell you
>She will never touch herself as she smells your scent
>You will never have your door kicked down by a horny wan who can't take it anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 02:57:22 2016 No.15394932 >>15394926 >Masturbating with a canid room-mate. Why? Just convert your room into a study or something and sleep with her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:00:53 2016 No.15394945 >>15394932 Maybe you and her were just friends when you moved in.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:05:11 2016 No.15394961

>>15394945
I'm pretty sure I'd give off a lost sheep aura in the presence of a brazen wolf. More so if she walks around naked after showers to get herself snacks, and doesn't particularly care to get dressed before crashing into my room and watching my anime in my bed. That "just friends" status wouldn't last long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:07:10 2016 No.15394967 >>15393767 >Kitsune getting all uppity when she was held back so long she grew 7 or more tails

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:18:10 2016 No.15394994 File: 292 KB, 1100x1000, 1465025562825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are canids so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:20:09 2016 No.15394998 >>15394994 Catgirls are old and busted, something has to be the new hotness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:22:06 2016 No.15395002 >>15394998 What if you like older women?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:23:10 2016 No.15395005 >>15394994 >No Ghoul Werewolf hybrid I just want my fucking pelvis destroyed, okay?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:24:19 2016 No.15395008 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, 263_troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15395002 This anon gets it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:24:26 2016 No.15395009 >>15395002 Then there are plenty of plump, older cat girls to take. I'd love a longhaired nekomata that ara aras. She'd be full of kittens by months end.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:27:28 2016 No.15395018 I am am a slut for undead monsters

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:29:17 2016 No.15395024 >>15395018 How much of a slut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:30:43 2016 No.15395026 >>15394926 Throw the frisbee! THROW THE FRISBEE HURRY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:33:45 2016 No.15395032 >>15395024 Throw me in the zombie pit

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:33:45 2016 No.15395033
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>>15395026
>Go for walkies in the park with your hellhound waifu
>She spots a couple people tossing a frisbee back and forth
>She can't resist
>She bolts towards them, leaps into the air, and catches it in her mouth
>She lands with her tail wagging furiously
>Her face is beet red from how ridiculous she knows she looks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:35:52 2016 No.15395038 >>15395033 She can't suppress her canine instincts. You'll need to tell her to drop it in a stern voice, but Hellhounds are a stubborn breed, and are difficult to domesticate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:36:38 2016 No.15395041 >>15395032 Just the zombie pit? You can be sluttier then that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:36:47 2016 No.15395042 >>15395038 >Anon gets in a tug of war with his waifu in trying to free the Frisbee

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:39:04 2016 No.15395052 >>15395041 Teach me oh wise undead fucker

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:39:23 2016 No.15395054 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, be sure to shine up your diplomatic skills because the Nyan Nyans and Wan Wans are at war with each other and need a good man to bring peace.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:40:30 2016 No.15395058
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>>15395033
>Tell her to drop it
>She grumbles
>"Drop it, or else no face sitting tonight!"
>She gasps, the frisbee falls from her mouth
>She apologizes and returns the now chewed up frisbee

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:40:47 2016 No.15395059 Is it lewd to kiss a mindflayer's tentacle

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:41:57 2016 No.15395067
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>>15395042
>The couple tries to take it.
>She let's out a dangerous growl and her eye flames flare up.
>They run away screaming
>Try to yell after them that she's perfectly safe, she wouldn't hurt a fly.
>Turn back and she's just chased a Squirrel Girl up a tree.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:42:43 2016 No.15395071 >>15395067 she's barking up the wrong tree

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:43:48 2016 No.15395074 >>15395067 >>The couple tries to take it. That's a bad owner. He should have tried to return it to the couple himself. He wouldn't be intimidated by her eye flares. Also we should stop the animal parallel before it turns into ANIMAL CONTROL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:46:42 2016 No.15395083 >>15395059 The entire thing is tentacle, so yes?

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:51:21 2016 No.15395105

>>15395052
You can do things like fingerbang a Jiangshi until she's so loose she can curl up into a ball, preform bawdy shows for a bunch of tipsy Wights, be the butler/consort of a Vampire, offer to be the test subjects of Liches, and corrupt poor chaste Dullahan guards.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:56:32 2016 No.15395128

>>15395105
>Gang raped in the barrack by a bunch of sweaty, skin-tight suit-clad dullahan winding down from their shift
>Before thrown into a huge bath and gang raped again
>Before thrown into a huge bed and gang raped again then collapsing in a huge body pile

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:56:54 2016 No.15395130 Someone remind me again why petplay isn't dangerously furry, I don't pretend to understand most fetishes but this one seems a tad disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 03:59:43 2016 No.15395139 >>15395130 It's not furry, it's just dehumanizing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 04:01:01 2016 No.15395145 Nerdwans have the best taste in video games

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 04:02:54 2016 No.15395155 >>15395145 I want to play Overwatch with a nerdwan

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 04:11:10 2016 No.15395194 File: 356 KB, 2560x1440, 1450930282948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15395130 You don't know what one or either of those words mean,do you? >>15395145 >>15395155 Flavor of the week girl, flavor of the week game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 04:15:22 2016 No.15395212 File: 352 KB, 1080x1920, Super Wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15395145 What do Nerdwans think about The Fractured but Whole?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 04:27:10 2016 No.15395233 >>15395212 ZIP! BAM! POW! Another criminal's pelvis is crushed by SUPER WURM!

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 05:08:31 2016 No.15395311
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>Advisor Anon, it's a travesty! Advisor Anubis returned from E3 and informed me that God of War is moving into Norse myths with Kratos fighting Jötunns and Draugirs, while we get nothing!
Nerdy Pharaoh is upset. Do you try to get her to calm down or do you take advantage of her nervous breakdown to remove pharaoh and usher in the purple utopia?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 05:21:20 2016 No.15395333 File: 474 KB, 577x724, 1403779966996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15395311 I make her a nice drink to calm her down and make sure to slip a vial of venom in it before giving it to her, I pledged loyalty to Apophis long ago.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 05:21:37 2016 No.15395334
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>>15395311
God that's confusing as hell. Classical Greece isn't even in the same era as the Iron age in Northern Europe.

Reminds me of Age of Mythology where there's three factions that are separated by anywhere from centuries to a millennium in time.

I guess I'll just have to accept it's a game.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 05:24:32 2016 No.15395335

>>15395334
Well Kratos is now older and has a longer beard so who knows how long has passed? It's not like demigods can't hang around indefinitely.
The important question is whether he'll get to fuck Sif. After Aphrodite, some tight warrior pussy might be just the thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 05:24:37 2016 No.15395336 >>15395334 If we try to accurate align history in media then life will eat itself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 05:26:07 2016 No.15395340 >>15395334 I'm willing to be that either: The kid dies which serves as a lazy plot device to motivate Kratos to kill shit, or the kid becomes the new God of War.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 05:32:08 2016 No.15395350 File: 50 KB, 600x800, 1416250895316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Art thine body prepared for the fulfillment of delights carnal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 05:35:43 2016 No.15395355 >>15395350 >Dark Elfs Do I even have a choice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 05:37:32 2016 No.15395358 >>15395350 Begone gangbang slut. >>15395355 Yes, this one's rape bait.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 05:39:13 2016 No.15395361
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>>15395336
Man I'd love watching historically accurate media. Non-uniform Roman soldiers. Really gay shit in Greek settings. Occasional gay shit everywhere else.

Honestly anything that isn't the norm when people, if they ever do, think about the past.

Ancient Greeks were shitty husbands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:05:00 2016 No.15395402 >>15395361 The ancient greeks were a bunch of Alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:27:57 2016 No.15395452 >>15395335 He'll fuck Freya. She's the biggest whore in the norse pantheon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:29:02 2016 No.15395456 This thread is more dead than a Wight who just found out her favourite designer dress maker is going out of business.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:32:13 2016 No.15395468 File: 580 KB, 840x1120, fuck you boyo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15395361 Can't help but see your image and think that's the one year later "after" picture with a dominant Anon to pic related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:32:45 2016 No.15395470 >>15395456 I want to make a wight more sperm than ectoplasm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:36:21 2016 No.15395479 >>15395456 >Wight who just found out her favourite designer dress maker is going out of business. I like to think that girls with a certain magic power can materialize their clothes entirely of their own will.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:46:55 2016 No.15395502 >>15395479 I want to buy a black market device to dematerialise their clothes at a moment's notice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:48:10 2016 No.15395507 File: 376 KB, 594x928, Evil preist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Join the darkside, we have sexy nuns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:49:14 2016 No.15395509 >>15395507 Do you have sexy mouse nuns?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:50:11 2016 No.15395513 >>15395468 Honestly? I'd love taking turns switching between dom and sub. Doing stuff like in >>15395361 picture is sexy as hell but I would also love getting so sexually ravaged all over I double-peace-sign as I cum inside her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:50:43 2016 No.15395515 >>15395507 This is a strange confession, sister. I haven't even started yet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:51:49 2016 No.15395518 >>15395502 You would need magic talent to rival theirs, not some cheap black market trinket

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:52:08 2016 No.15395519 >>15395509 He have every kind of sexy nun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:53:54 2016 No.15395525 >>15395519 So, you have a sexy hinezumi nun? Get me two.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:54:09 2016 No.15395526 >>15395518 That's not what the Tanuki I bought it from said

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:55:23 2016 No.15395527 >>15395526 You didn't... give her your sheckels did you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:56:56 2016 No.15395529 >>15395507 Too much time and effort required. Also, wait until after I'm done with my BS. She can wait a year, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:57:27 2016 No.15395530 >>15395526 You've been buying things from Desert Tanukis again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 06:58:37 2016 No.15395531 >>15395527 >>15395530 I didn't have the money on me at the time so she made me sign some weird contract instead. I really wanted that trinket

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:00:09 2016 No.15395537 >>15395531 I hardly knew yee

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:15:56 2016 No.15395577 >>15395525 >Hinezumi nun Would bully.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:18:08 2016 No.15395582 I wish I had a hellhound maid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:20:33 2016 No.15395585 >>15395582 I wish I had an undead waifu because I don't feel like I could raise children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:20:34 2016 No.15395587 >>15395582 She wouldn't even follow your orders properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:21:16 2016 No.15395588 File: 615 KB, 900x1050, 56559387_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15395582 But she would cook nothing but meat and demand her pay in cuddledom sessions, are you sure you want such a thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:22:30 2016 No.15395593 >>15395588 >nothing but meat Just wait until I teach her the secret to chili curry! You cut the chili into slices so thin they dissolve in the sauce

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:22:50 2016 No.15395594 >>15395585 That's okay I'm sure a Lich could raise a few daughterus from the dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:23:05 2016 No.15395595 >>15395582 I wish I had two kumiho maids in a deadlock over who gets to eat my liver.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:24:02 2016 No.15395598 >>15395594 But Charon, that's completely missing the point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:24:23 2016 No.15395599 >>15395588 >cook nothing but meat and demand her pay in cuddledom sessions Its perfect anon. I want to be cuddledommed!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:24:45 2016 No.15395602 >>15395587 >>15395588 But that's the good part. A disobedient maid that bullies you softly is wonderful

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:25:30 2016 No.15395606 File: 1.08 MB, 800x1132, b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why must these voluptuous vixens tease me so?

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:28:42 2016 No.15395611

>>15395602
>Still does all her tasks but does them how and when she pleases
>Takes breaks whenever she wants and puts her feet up on the table when watching tv
>Cuddledoms you at night even when you complain you have work the next day
>Your boss is a succubus who fully understands and giggles every time you come in to work tired
Hellhound maids are wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:29:35 2016 No.15395613 >>15395606 Because you have something they want anon. It's something very dear to you, and they wish to lick it, stroke it, and suck up all the delicious juices inside. The big question is: Dick or Liver?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:33:50 2016 No.15395616 File: 340 KB, 1135x1079, 38755999_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15395613 I wouldn't mind either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:42:44 2016 No.15395641 >>15395613 Both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:43:42 2016 No.15395643 >>15395616 The fuck is she holding?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:46:01 2016 No.15395647 >>15395643 I don't know, but I can't unsee it as a horse penis. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:50:27 2016 No.15395659 >>15395647 That's also all I can see it as. But, disturbingly, a flayed one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:54:42 2016 No.15395670 File: 133 KB, 1120x600, lineup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15395519 Every kind!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:55:29 2016 No.15395671 >>15395670 Jesus Christ, delete this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:56:06 2016 No.15395676 >>15395670 why this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:56:35 2016 No.15395678 >>15395670 What a waste

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 07:57:00 2016 No.15395679 >>15395670 >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 08:00:12 2016 No.15395687 File: 280 KB, 2600x673, lineup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15395671 haha, whoops. Mea culpa. I made a cropped image out of a bunch of particularly horrifying TF ones and then sent a mislabeled one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 08:01:10 2016 No.15395690 File: 363 KB, 626x1200, 280_mindflayer_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone, please be kind and wish Mindflayers a happy birthday! Let's hope KC remembers it too and releases her HD picture

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 08:09:25 2016 No.15395707 >>15395690 Why would I be kind to a bitch who doesn't even have the decency to become real and be my waifu already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 08:11:43 2016 No.15395717 File: 741 KB, 1059x790, amipretty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I pretty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 08:17:23 2016 No.15395739 >>15395717 Yeah, sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 08:56:45 2016 No.15395854 >>15395690 Happy birthday, Flayer. I hope you have a good life of fucking up minds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:06:13 2016 No.15395894 >>15393872 >>Fright fart a little as you jump out of your chair I can't empathize with an Anon this pathetic. Immersion ruined.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:25:32 2016 No.15395953 File: 220 KB, 1000x1440, 1462264050868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everytime you slap a dragon's butt her tail stands up!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:26:25 2016 No.15395955 >>15395717 Bitch u basic as fucc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:39:23 2016 No.15395981 >>15395687 >>15395670 >Mou >Onahole TF Anon please, my penis can only become so erect. I'm not the biggest fan of his character designs, but some of his ideas are pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:42:52 2016 No.15395985 I accidentally put a collar on the anubis next door, i haven't seen her for a few days, what should i do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:46:56 2016 No.15395992 >>15395985 Get ready to take responsibility once she's done planning the wedding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:47:10 2016 No.15395994 >>15394228 >worst Monstergirl combination Sandworm and Wendigo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:48:44 2016 No.15396001 >>15395985 Go around the neighborhood with that one pic you took of her and say that you're searching for your lost dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:49:04 2016 No.15396003 I went to /v/ today because of E3. I need a Mindflayer now. Anyone have one handy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:52:05 2016 No.15396016 >>15395985 They can't use rings so you just used an equivalent. You practically asked for her hand on marriage and she's at home planning everything. She will kidnap you if necessary

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:52:25 2016 No.15396017 File: 150 KB, 650x590, stressrelief.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396003 I've got a regular sized one...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:53:28 2016 No.15396021 File: 376 KB, 1083x835, 1463288227915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396003 >>15396017 ...and a mini-sized one. Which would you prefer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:55:22 2016 No.15396027 File: 470 KB, 2400x1603, 137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15395212 Are those panties? How the fuck does that even work?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:57:42 2016 No.15396035 >>15396027 Wew that looks like shit, what are you doing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:59:06 2016 No.15396041 >>15396035 Theres enough photoshop on this image its more like 2.5d than 3d.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 09:59:17 2016 No.15396043 File: 87 KB, 650x446, 1464621109578.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396021 Mini is mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:00:52 2016 No.15396048 >>15396017 >>15396021 >>15396043 Guess I'm taking the big one then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:06:22 2016 No.15396068 File: 137 KB, 800x539, 3E2g0Hz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396048 An excellent choice, young master. Now sit back and relax...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:08:08 2016 No.15396073 I was playing Witcher 3 and was attacked by an Alp. You guys lied to me, she's not awkward or stuttery at all!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:21:26 2016 No.15396116 >>15395981 Yeah. They're wildly /d/ but that tends to be my gig anyway. Some of the stuff like the swordswoman becoming the wall-mounted scabbard of her own sword were "cute".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:29:21 2016 No.15396146 File: 249 KB, 637x646, 1453046205785.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396003 >tfw the only thing I might actually look forward to is the new Zelda

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:29:59 2016 No.15396148 >>15395985 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEaQb1Nrfvo Prepare for her reciprocation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:30:20 2016 No.15396149 File: 427 KB, 833x1000, a3660005e88bcc5021d30c65d7c2e5bb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never get scratched and bit by a wan-wan when you grope their flat chest

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:30:53 2016 No.15396154 >>15396146 >not the HD remake of the first three Crash Bandicoots >not South Park capeshit Oh come on. >>15396148 Best girl in the series, fuck Bolin for not sticking with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:33:02 2016 No.15396166 >>15396154 Never gave a shit about Crash, but the South Park cape satire looks nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:34:38 2016 No.15396172 >>15396149 But that sounds unpleasant for both parties involved. >>15396166 >South Park cape satire looks nice Indeed it does. We need superhero parodies with Monster Girl lolis.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:40:03 2016 No.15396190

>>15396146
>tfw the only thing I might actually look forward to is the new Zelda
It'll be shit just like Skyward Sword, and the fact Nintendo is abandoning the Wii U to push it on the NX is a disgrace. I don't know who'd be dumb enough to buy an NX after how they've treated the Wii U.
>>15396154
>HD remake of Crash
Why would you pay $60 when the originals work just fine?
>South Park capeshit
12 year old me might've been interested.

So was literally all of value at E3 this year simply another addition to a long running series, some HD remakes, and a licensed game? Wow, I didn't even have to watch E3 this year to be disappointed, that's impressive!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:42:57 2016 No.15396206 File: 788 KB, 1082x1394, 1401768606946.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396190 >being overly negative to start a fight The Dragoon Corps disapprove of your heinous deeds!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:45:09 2016 No.15396214 >>15396206 Being realistic is "trying to start a fight" now? Tell the Dragoon corps to fuck off, Wyverns are the worst Dragons. They don't even count as Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:46:54 2016 No.15396223 >>15396214 >responding to accusations of trying to start a fight by being even more of an ass And thus it ends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:48:19 2016 No.15396228 >>15396223 Honestly I'm more offended that out of all the Monster Girls you chose winged losers then the fight accusations. That was the real problem here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:54:06 2016 No.15396247 I doubt between including Holstaur and Wight in my top monstergirls pic. Which one would you go for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:56:07 2016 No.15396255 >>15396247 Wight. I don't need children in my life, and Holsts are made for breeding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:56:39 2016 No.15396260 File: 535 KB, 744x1052, 1455417353012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How'd you make the grumpy old snake hag angry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 10:57:48 2016 No.15396263 >>15396260 I laughed at her traditional headgear. I will accept my punishment, even if it involves ropes and candles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:01:48 2016 No.15396274 >>15396260 I said that she looks older than she actually is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:03:28 2016 No.15396278 >>15396255 >I don't need children in my life Good luck explaining that to monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:04:03 2016 No.15396280 >>15396278 Undead don't give birth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:05:53 2016 No.15396283 File: 638 KB, 534x482, 1403127513550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396280 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:06:40 2016 No.15396286 >>15396283 Fuck it, I'll just die alone then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:07:01 2016 No.15396288 File: 139 KB, 800x566, 4991a9478436c4437c14de21871e097e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tentacle pussy >>15396280 In your headcanon maybe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:07:22 2016 No.15396289 >>15396286 Good riddance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:08:29 2016 No.15396293 >>15396247 >literal cowtits compared to one of the best girls being even a contest

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:09:57 2016 No.15396301 >>15396293 Why not a HolstaurWight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:10:21 2016 No.15396304 File: 891 KB, 960x1280, b1315320ada90091125ceaf7a49267da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396293 I don't know anon, I like cowtits a lot. Also that sweet personality of theirs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:14:17 2016 No.15396311 >>15396289 >you're only allowed to have the same fantasies as me! You're a jerk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:16:47 2016 No.15396317 File: 2.65 MB, 3000x3663, 62d8e3a2b33150bbefc70a5b975ed749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396311 This is a debbie downer free zone, you aren't a debbie downer are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:18:19 2016 No.15396324 >>15396317 I'm the biggest debbie downer this side of the thread and you can't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:19:29 2016 No.15396329 >>15396324 alp go to sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:20:36 2016 No.15396333 File: 404 KB, 800x800, 1448816463343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396317 I just want to love and be loved without needing to take responsibility for a new life. >>15396329 And Alps are horrifying, see>>15396073

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:23:27 2016 No.15396341 >>15396333 Use a condom or cum outside. There, your problem is solved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:24:17 2016 No.15396348 >>15396341 >monstergirls >condom

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:25:31 2016 No.15396353 >>15396341 >>15396348 I regret ever saying anything, now people are just fighting, you should stop fighting and start talking about how x is best girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:26:29 2016 No.15396354 >>15396353 >you should stop fighting and start talking about how x is best girl Sure. Cowgirls >>>>> Wights

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:33:14 2016 No.15396363 File: 655 KB, 1060x1500, 1449460271516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396274 Now that's really rude >>15396263 And that's just a pervert masochist, do you like getting beaten up by older ladies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:33:44 2016 No.15396364 Is there an imgur or something else with all the high res profiles?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:36:44 2016 No.15396366 >>15396363 I don't enjoy getting beaten up. I'm actually really wimpy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:37:58 2016 No.15396369 >>15396364 >Putting high resolution images on imgur which auto compresses large images

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:38:33 2016 No.15396370 What are you doing right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:40:03 2016 No.15396372 >>15396370 Watching videos of people who collect comic books and going green with envy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:40:40 2016 No.15396374 >>15396369 It doesn't have to be imgur, just somewhere else from where I can grab them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:40:46 2016 No.15396375 >>15396370 Mourning. Woke up to the news of my grandfather passing away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:41:28 2016 No.15396376 >>15396370 watching the ubisoft and bethesda E3 stuff. rolling in hype for beserk warriors (and hope its better presented than recent spin offs And thinking about domming dragons

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:41:34 2016 No.15396377 >>15396370 Thinking about ideas for a story then never actually writing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:41:46 2016 No.15396379 >>15396370 Working and solving sudokus while thingken of waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:42:29 2016 No.15396381 >>15396375 condolences

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:42:51 2016 No.15396382 >>15396375 Sorry for your loss, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:43:53 2016 No.15396384 >>15396377 Tell be about it, we could turn it into a fake movie trailer so the idea isn't a complete loss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:45:20 2016 No.15396386 >>15396370 Fapping to creepshots of my MILFy office lady coworker's ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:45:46 2016 No.15396389 File: 1.26 MB, 800x1132, 1443376235895.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396384 That sounds neat. So go on,>>15396377 tell us!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:50:11 2016 No.15396396 >>15396384 >>15396389 The main idea behind it is healing so it's already been done to death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:51:41 2016 No.15396400 File: 105 KB, 540x294, Bum her man.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396396 >excuses

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:54:21 2016 No.15396407 File: 489 KB, 828x1275, fb699ea79f1951a45c60e40631a3b28b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Lazy neko maid that spends more time taking naps than working

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:54:31 2016 No.15396408 >>15396370 Procrastinating mowing my shitty lawn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 11:59:49 2016 No.15396421 >>15396407 She better be chubby so I can tease her over it.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:02:38 2016 No.15396428

>>15396400
Well if you honestly want to know...
Anon is with a monstergirl that shows tough love (Hellhound/Manticore/Amazon/etc.) but anon doesn't understand the love part of it and is miserable, so anon starts drinking heavily. Eventually his depression does nothing but worsen as he continues his rampant achololism until he goes too far and almost kills himself or actually dies for extra suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:02:44 2016 No.15396429 >>15396408 More like "meowing" right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:03:48 2016 No.15396431 >>15396429 no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:04:10 2016 No.15396435 What would monstergirls write about in /hbg/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:05:32 2016 No.15396438 >>15396435 My ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:06:46 2016 No.15396442 >>15396438 And tentacles?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:07:45 2016 No.15396448 >>15396442 No, no, the tentacles go in their ears and urethras

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:07:54 2016 No.15396449 >>15396435 How their husbandos are awesome and others can't compare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:09:58 2016 No.15396453 >>15396435 About headpats, cuddling, and about loving impregnations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:10:05 2016 No.15396454 >>15396449 Being monstergirls, I guess they're even more fanatical than us about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:13:50 2016 No.15396468 >>15396454 >Kikimora can't resist cleaning puns when defending her husbando >"Use a trip so I can filter you, broom bitch. Everyone knows it's you."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:20:30 2016 No.15396490 >>15396428 Go for it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:27:38 2016 No.15396520 >>15396435 >femdom/maledom argument on /hbg/

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:31:14 2016 No.15396541

>>15395985
How the fuck do you accidentally put a collar on someone?
"Oops I slipped on a banana peel and as I fell my hands materialised a collar out of the fifth dimension and perfectly made the motions of fastening a small complex latch while the rest of my body remained in motion due to my aforementioned fall, I hope you don't mind this completely coincidental series of events occurring."

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:31:33 2016 No.15396543

>>15396435
>>15396520

Instead of DFC vs cowtits, it might be uncut vs cut.

Instead of most anons fawning over onee-sans, most MGs would fawn over onii-chans.

Instead of MG profiles, they might talk about guy archetypes (the sporty guy, the nerd, the salaryman, the biker, the bodybuilder, the prince, etc).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:32:09 2016 No.15396545 >>15396543 >Monster Girls >supporting the idea of mutilating a dick Yeah, no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:32:48 2016 No.15396550 >>15396543 >Instead of most anons fawning over onee-sans, most MGs would fawn over onii-chans. Don't you mean otoutos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:33:30 2016 No.15396551 >>15396543 But there's an actual argument to DFC verses big boobs. By contrast, there's literally no argument to be made for being cut.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:35:16 2016 No.15396559

>>15396545
>MGs shunning men because they were circumcised

Yeah, that's not really how MGs work. Stop projecting your insecurities here.

It'd be like saying we argue about forcing all MGs to drink Holst Milk from birth to become cowtits, as opposed to what we actually argue about, cowtits vs flatchest itself.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:36:44 2016 No.15396563

>>15396550
>Don't you mean otoutos?

Eh, if we're going oppositeland, they would like the opposite. Instead of anons wanting to be fawned over by an older, caring figure, MGs would want to be fawn over by an older, caring figure. Doubly so since it fits the whole Sabbath shtick and the cult-of-older-brothers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:36:59 2016 No.15396568 >>15396559 >insecurities What? I'm saying a Monster Girl would not prefer the idea of mutilating a dick. Are you saying they would?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:37:25 2016 No.15396569 >>15396568 Cripple moe.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:38:28 2016 No.15396575

>>15396568

Yes, that's exactly what I was saying. And totally not the second sentence of that post you disregarded.

>It'd be like saying we argue about forcing all MGs to drink Holst Milk from birth to become cowtits, as opposed to what we actually argue about, cowtits vs flatchest itself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:38:53 2016 No.15396577 >>15396569 Didn't think of that. Kinda scared now that I did.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:39:49 2016 No.15396583 >>15396543 >uncut vs cut >implying cut would exist >implying cut should exist

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:40:11 2016 No.15396585 >>15396569 Does cripple moe extend to suffering from genital mutilation? Because I'd think most people who typically go in for that whole thing wouldn't be willing to overcome that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:41:01 2016 No.15396587 File: 820 KB, 2250x1800, wPZGvJl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396435 Argue about best height for a human boy

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:41:59 2016 No.15396589

>>15396545
>>15396551

>anons immediately jumping on the "defend the uncut" bandwagon when there isn't even an argument in the thread yet

christ, as someone uncut, I can feel the insecurity from here. talk about a knee-jerk reaction. calm your tits guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:43:12 2016 No.15396594 >>15396569 That should be more about blind boys and such, shouldn't it? Or mute ones. I bet certain monstergirls would be all over them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:44:06 2016 No.15396598 >>15396589 Anon. Ritual mutilation of children is not okay. This isn't about how a dick looks, this is about parents willingly having their child deformed for life for religious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:44:18 2016 No.15396600 >>15396589 I think you're failing to recognise the levity in my tone there. No bandwagon or insecurity. Might be guilty of stating a redundancy, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:45:28 2016 No.15396604 >>15396583 >implying cut would exist On monstergirl earth they finished the job, maybe they aren't all that bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:46:50 2016 No.15396609 >>15396598 Starving children are also a bad thing, but I don't jump in soapboxing about how awful chubby MGs are for hoarding all the food when they're brought up in the thread Have some self-awareness anon, keep preaching to the relevant boards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:47:56 2016 No.15396612 Wouldn't blind men be the favorite target for yandere monstergirls? They would depend entirely on their gfs/wives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:47:56 2016 No.15396613 >>15396594 >Or mute ones. I bet certain monstergirls would be all over them. Manticores would hate the idea, screams and cries of panic are what they live for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:48:48 2016 No.15396615 >>15396609 How about you stop bringing up guro then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:49:34 2016 No.15396619 >>15396609 Dicks are always relevant, anon. Our world is born from the dick, defined by the dick, and unmade by the dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:49:49 2016 No.15396621 >>15396612 Tell that to Daredevil and Zatoichi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:50:53 2016 No.15396625 >>15396621 Well those are not the average male population.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:51:21 2016 No.15396627 >>15396619 Cum, or some say Cums, heed our prayers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:52:30 2016 No.15396633 >>15396585 >I can heal that mutilated humanboy >He won't even be able to tell his dick is keratinized after he tastes my mofupussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:53:06 2016 No.15396637 >>15396615 >guro Yes, we get it, cut is bad. But goddamn, take it easy mister. >>15396627 Cum, or some say Cummies. Oh man, that's the thing I'm most ashamed of typing today.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:53:26 2016 No.15396638

>>15396619
That sounds suspiciously like something an Alp would say.

>>15396615
>Guro
You do realize they were talking about whether someone is circumcised, and not the act of MGs actively performing circumcision of people, right?

I'm not sure if you're strawmanning or just didn't read the conversation.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:53:53 2016 No.15396639

A friend's pirate themed wedding that I'm going to next week has got me thinking if monsters have themed weddings as well.
Do Ryu do the really YAMATO DAMASHII weddings?
Do Mermaids and Scylla also have pirate weddiings?
Do Wurms have a Power Rangers one?
Numerous ideas are bouncing around in my head now, completely preventing me from working on the backstory of a certain homeless Junko who gets plastered and passes out on a kindergarten's slide every tuesday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:54:28 2016 No.15396641 >>15396637 >take it easy mister No Hershelbergstein, no. I will not take this shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:55:36 2016 No.15396645 >>15396639 >Do Ryu do the really YAMATO DAMASHII weddings? I'm... not even sure what this means. Do Ryu "JAPANESE SPIRIT" weddings? Do you mean are they weeaboos or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:56:18 2016 No.15396648 >>15396638 >You do realize they were talking about whether someone is circumcised, and not the act of MGs actively performing circumcision of people, right? Dicks don't cut themselves. You don't want to get shit for this, stop bringing it up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:57:21 2016 No.15396653 >>15396641 >>15396648 Sorry, I didn't realize they were triggerwords.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:57:31 2016 No.15396654 >>15396645 If you don't no what YAMATO DAMASHII means, you haven't been watching enough manly anime with blazing hearts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:58:27 2016 No.15396658 >>15396638 >MGs actively performing circumcision of people YES E S I want to see a villainous desert girl give all her harem members subincisions to make it really difficult for them to cum inside other girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:58:33 2016 No.15396659 >>15396639 Alp, please. Nobody wants a shitty prequel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:59:29 2016 No.15396666 >>15396639 Meanwhile the Succubi have a wedding reception that makes Salo look like a church picnic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 12:59:57 2016 No.15396668 >>15396658 If you're going to falseflag, at least be subtle enough to fool the dimmest anon. This topic really has you salty, doesn't it? I think >>15396653 was right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:00:13 2016 No.15396671 >>15396658 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:00:42 2016 No.15396674 >>15396666 >Salo >super Satan Okay, now I'm confused. >>15396668 That's not me though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:03:08 2016 No.15396679 >>15396645 >facepalm.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:03:58 2016 No.15396681 >>15396674 Okay, maybe that was a bad choice. What other films out there are known for mass sexual deviancy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:05:20 2016 No.15396686 File: 610 KB, 800x600, hornet danger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396668 >thinking penis guro is falseflagging I've got such sights to show you...

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:05:24 2016 No.15396687

>>15396679
You do realize that little to no "MANLY" anime have aired nearly a decade, right?

Bashing someone for not getting this reference is like being one of those hipster musicfags for bitches about anyone listening to anything older than the Beatles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:06:16 2016 No.15396689 File: 143 KB, 1920x1080, Elf foot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396681 Exit to Eden is a personal favorite of mine despite Rosie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:07:17 2016 No.15396692 >>15396687 I have been watching anime for less than 5 years and I know what it means. That's no excuse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:07:22 2016 No.15396693 >>15396687 newer, not older*

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:10:12 2016 No.15396703

>>15396692
You're a common idiot then. You're the reason that far more than half of the population believes they are more intelligent than average. You believe that *your* experiences are more relevant than anyone else's, and that *your* specific niches of knowledge are more important than those of others. Congrats on being part of the common denominator of humanity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:13:18 2016 No.15396711 File: 520 KB, 2763x1803, Daikazoku63_2.1_S.png.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to see this done already So many good Wock/Gazer/Miia pictures

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:14:15 2016 No.15396713

>>15396659
>alp
Alp isn't the creator of Junko. He merely used someone else's idea.
He's a faker and a mongrel.

But seriously, Junko wasn't his idea so much as it is mine. And I intend on making her backstory a bit dark and depressing to explane why she's living on the streets and drinking in excess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:15:26 2016 No.15396714 >>15396713 You say so, yet I see one writefag who has a story with Junko in it and one without it! I know I ripped you off, relax man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:15:47 2016 No.15396715 >>15396703 That's literally all of this thread though. Reason and logic is to here as it is to the WBC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:17:32 2016 No.15396719 >>15396715 I don't think i'm very smart anon, i just want to look at pictures of my waifu all day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:25:19 2016 No.15396731 File: 261 KB, 706x1000, 1414959507196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Diiiiicks~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:28:40 2016 No.15396739 >>15396731 At least you could outrun them.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:29:48 2016 No.15396741
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>>15396731
>Zombieapocalypse
>Anon gets gangraped by a group of zombie girls
>Now they follow him everywhere
>The good part is that they protect you from being raped by other zombies
>You swear they get smarter every day, and even can see some smiles between their faces

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:29:53 2016 No.15396742 File: 533 KB, 914x934, 1436461925580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If anyone's read any, is Anne Rice's stuff a good source for Vampire femdom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:30:13 2016 No.15396743 File: 485 KB, 657x890, 43716733_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396731 Would dick a slow witted zombie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:32:06 2016 No.15396747 >>15396739 Why would you want to?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:32:15 2016 No.15396748 >>15396742 I've never read anything from her. Does she have anything focused on female vampire and male human pairings?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:32:26 2016 No.15396751 >>15396743 >Ahh, gomen gomen!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:33:28 2016 No.15396754 >>15396748 Why are you asking me when I asked first?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:33:57 2016 No.15396757 >>15396743 Would dick the zombie of my childhood friend Paladin-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:34:49 2016 No.15396758 >>15396754 Because I interpreted it with femdom as the main question, I thought you had found the pairing already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:34:49 2016 No.15396759 >>15396747 Exercise to increase appetite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:34:50 2016 No.15396760 >>15396747 They're really gross zombies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:34:56 2016 No.15396762 File: 1.05 MB, 992x1403, 64ed2b4d927b8b0f6d88a06342573d82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396587 >Liking manlets

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:35:04 2016 No.15396763 >>15396731 It's really easy to escape zombies, just cum on the floor and run away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:35:50 2016 No.15396765 >>15396762 Your picture speaks against yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:36:41 2016 No.15396770 >>15396762 Death by snusnu is imminent.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:38:00 2016 No.15396775

>>15396714
>relax
For someone who lives in the woods in a dinky camper that is thankfully rainproof and living off peanutbutter, bread, and peeps while working a severe manual labor job I'm more relaxed than over 90% of the thread.
But regardless, Junko's story in MGK will be dark with some healing, and will also have interacting with other homeless monsters with problems.
I also have other ideas a'brewin' for Joe the chemistry teacher, which is merely on the backburner for now until I can get a computer once more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:38:22 2016 No.15396777 >>15396731 Zombies are spooky! It's hard to imagine that they eventually become cute Wights!

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:38:23 2016 No.15396779

>>15396742
>>15396748

Things that are good about Ann Rice.
1. She gets old Cajun country right. She should. She lives in fucking New Orleans.
2. She depicts the disaffection and waning moral of a ridiculously long life pretty well.

Otherwise she's a woman writing largely for women. So expect lots of ridiculously wealthy posh handsome vampire dudes as the mainstay.

She was basically twilight before twilight and written better and for women instead of teenage girls.

So I guess the main point is just save yourself the time and watch Interview with a Vampire, then imagine flipping the genders or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:39:46 2016 No.15396784 >>15396775 Keep the caravan going man. >>15396779 Fuck it, I'll just write my own Vampire femdom. Or better yet, keep bugging the thread until someone else does it for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:40:13 2016 No.15396786 >>15396779 >twilight Wasn't the author going to rewrite the books changing the genders? So, human guy and vampire and werewolf girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:40:39 2016 No.15396788 >tfw no homeless vampire to rescue and take care of

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:41:26 2016 No.15396790 >>15396788 I'd rather be the homeless ones. I like my vampires traditional and rich.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:41:59 2016 No.15396791 >>15396731 Bareback every zombie every day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:42:30 2016 No.15396793 >>15396786 Don't ask me. I'm happily oblivious of that stuff. I just know about Ann Rice because I've walked by her house a few times on my way to Autobahn Park, and my ex's sisters used to spend all summer reading her books in the living room.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:42:36 2016 No.15396795 >>15396790 >ones one*

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:49:04 2016 No.15396812 >>15396788 >tfw no hobo dragon to donate and rebuild her life

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 13:59:47 2016 No.15396830
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>Come on man, it's gonna be fucking glorious!
Well she's at it again, anon. Do you go along with your childhood friend's kooky shenanigans, or is it time for you to grow up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:12:09 2016 No.15396855 >>15396784 I'll keep on trucking. although seeing Arms from the Rance series as a Dragon girl, or an Anon opening a can of Wurms and being swarmed by them, would put pep in my step.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:13:54 2016 No.15396862 >>15396855 I can't help you with that, my shitty doodles were already declared passe and not funny anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:15:21 2016 No.15396866 >>15396830 She's pretty plain, so she better start putting out or I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:17:42 2016 No.15396878 File: 167 KB, 433x600, silver haired vamp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396790 Would you want her to be bossy, and pouty whenever things don't go her way?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:20:06 2016 No.15396883 >>15396878 Yes. Things would always go her way though, I'm there to make sure of that as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:28:06 2016 No.15396918 >>15396883 You shouldn't spoil her anon, then ordinary people will think even less of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:29:57 2016 No.15396922 >>15396918 But she spoils me as well. It's only fair to return the favor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:39:31 2016 No.15396947 File: 416 KB, 1012x1550, 1449402466098.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well do go on dear, show me how you did it before you met me. You must've been good at it, with all that practice you got...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:42:13 2016 No.15396955 >>15396947 I need something to do it to, you silly bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:42:49 2016 No.15396956 >>15396947 But I only played Cello in school, I wasn't even that good at it and its been years since then!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:43:28 2016 No.15396958 >>15396947 I can't do it while somebody is watching.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:44:42 2016 No.15396962 >>15396947 Now that’s just mean… Can’t you atleast give me a hand?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:45:14 2016 No.15396966 >>15396922 You can't spoil her forever, anon, she's going to outlive you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:46:47 2016 No.15396972 >>15396862 My smug yukionna, hershey's dark slime kiss, sleeping werekitten, and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. wendigo aren't that great either, mate, but it's the spirit that counts. Of course, all mine lacked spirit...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:49:27 2016 No.15396982 >>15396966 >spoiler But she won't? Canon and my own headcanon both say you get her immortality as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:52:01 2016 No.15396986 File: 32 KB, 731x522, Spirit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396972 Here, spirit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:53:43 2016 No.15396993 >>15396986 Why is it green?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:54:14 2016 No.15396994 >>15396947 But I couldn't go back to that. It's like going back to drinking bud after discovering expensive wines, a Wight would understand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 14:54:56 2016 No.15396997 >>15396993 Because that's what Swamp Thing made me think it looks like when you leave your body. Okay so maybe that was the collective consciousnesses of plantlife, but still.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:00:41 2016 No.15397014 http://i.imgur.com/T3RwFSx.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:07:05 2016 No.15397039 >>15396703 >He posts on /jp/ but doesn't speak Japanese I feel gomenasai for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:07:17 2016 No.15397040 >>15397014 That looks painful, you shouldn't bend it that far down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:09:09 2016 No.15397048 >>15397014 Yes! This is my fetish!

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:09:30 2016 No.15397050

>>15397040
How do you explain the pile driver position then? Or whatever the fuck its called where you have the girl doing a headstand while you squat over her and bend your dick strait downwards and bounce up and down on her like one of those old toys but using her legs as the handle bars.
I mean it couldn't be that Japan is retarded and ridiculous could it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:12:35 2016 No.15397063 >>15397014 I never got the whole “tongue in your asshole” thing... Eh, whatever floats your boat I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:12:54 2016 No.15397066 >>15397050 I don't know about that, but you just get hard and try to get your dick in the position shown in that picture, then tell me how turned on you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:15:05 2016 No.15397072 >>15397014 Not into asshole tonguing but the rest of it is fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:15:12 2016 No.15397073 >>15397063 Do you not know what prostate stimulation is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:16:49 2016 No.15397079 >>15397063 People like stuff up their asses. >>15397066 Like I said, Japan is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:16:57 2016 No.15397081 >>15397073 I know what it is, but I still think having a tongue up your asshole is disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:17:57 2016 No.15397085 >Have sex with maus >She's having 10+ babies What do?

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:17:59 2016 No.15397088

>>15397050
There's a tendon on the topside of your dick attached to your pelvis that causes it to point up when erect (the same one they cut for penis lengthening surgery to give an extra inch or so). Like any tendon, it can be stretched over time until uselessness.

That's not to say it's a good idea, like the people that ream out their urethra so much with sounding, they don't shoot cum so much as dribble it .

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:18:05 2016 No.15397089 >>15397081 Fair point from both perspectives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:19:35 2016 No.15397092 >>15396986 >file deleted What, was it Shrek or something? It couldn't be as bad as my attempt to draw a character. >face is okay >can't into wolfy/wild hair >or braids >horns looks odd >can't into saucy smiles Screamsexternally.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:20:37 2016 No.15397098 File: 229 KB, 740x1036, 6a02a8f30bd10ad781dbc4ad5ef873bd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loli mermaids

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:21:31 2016 No.15397104 >>15397092 It was just stick figures, I don't want to clog up the thread with my shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:23:20 2016 No.15397108 >>15397098 No! I want Ara Ara cake or milf mermaid queen!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:24:01 2016 No.15397110 >>15396972 AWAWAH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:24:01 2016 No.15397111 >>15397085 The only correct answer is family bonding through orgies. http://i.imgur.com/XWwjeGz.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:25:50 2016 No.15397117 >>15397108 Turn them into milfs yourself? It's not like you don't have time, with their blood you'll be eternally young, and it's not like they would refuse anything to their husband.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:27:46 2016 No.15397122

So I just got back from a balance test at the ENT.
One of the things they do for that is put a pair of goggles on you that blocks your vision, and then they stick a probe in your ear which then blows cold and hot air into your inner ear.
I was told to focus on something in my head to take my mind off of it. I didn't think much of it, but once it started I had to scramble to think of the most unerotic thing I could think of to stop from getting a boner. It made me wonder if Mindflayer tentacles felt something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:28:12 2016 No.15397123 >>15397117 I am not a patient man

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:29:32 2016 No.15397124 File: 78 KB, 446x601, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sexy squidgirl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:30:13 2016 No.15397126 >>15397123 They can help you with that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:31:41 2016 No.15397134 File: 326 KB, 1000x1267, 23911177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mermaids are cute, CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:31:42 2016 No.15397135 >>15397124 Give the squid a kid! A squid kid! (or kid squid?)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:33:43 2016 No.15397141 I want a Himecut Koi fish mermaid!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:34:45 2016 No.15397143 >>15397122 Why don't you find out?

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:42:07 2016 No.15397165

>>15397134
Indeed they are but like all monster girls out there, I have to ask if I could trust them and form a serious relationship based on strong romantic chemistry/ shared likes? Those two seem nice enough, but I'm hesitant to get to know them or even ask one out in a date due to innate suspension/fear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:44:05 2016 No.15397169 >>15397165 >serious relationship based on strong romantic chemistry/ shared likes They're very romantic, if you tell them something like that they may develop heart shaped pupils and never let you alone again, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:46:05 2016 No.15397176 File: 118 KB, 1016x765, 1465933565100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397050

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:46:55 2016 No.15397178 >>15397165 They're hopeless romantics and dream of nothing but finding their true love. Take that as you want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:48:09 2016 No.15397180 >>15397176 Ehehehe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:50:03 2016 No.15397187 >>15397134 I want to be rescued by a mermaid after a failed suicide attempt!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:50:10 2016 No.15397188 I want pregnant monster girls! Why are there no pregnant monster girls!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:50:35 2016 No.15397190 >>15397135 Squid babbies. 40,000 of them. And they all want hugs and upsies!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:54:46 2016 No.15397206 File: 1.06 MB, 959x540, 1465933231440.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do we even talk about bee girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 15:59:36 2016 No.15397223 Would a monster girl motel owner peep on her guests

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:00:05 2016 No.15397226

>>15397169
>>15397178
That's fine with me, so long as their serious about having a relationship with me and we have similar likes I think we'll get along very well. As for the heart pupils, Sounds cute but I have to know what she means by never being alone again? Does that mean she's never going to be alone because she found a guy who likes her and that she get's along with well; or does it mean I'm never alone sine she just wants to spend all day cuddling and partaking in our favorite actives together as our bonds grow stronger?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:02:15 2016 No.15397235 >>15397206 I've written a few Hornet greentexts if that counts. >>15397223 There's a story about a Jorougumo running a motel who takes a liking to a guy. PTSD inducing rape ensues.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:03:04 2016 No.15397239 Do monster girls frequently breastfeed their children long past the age where it's necessary?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:03:18 2016 No.15397242 >>15397223 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:03:29 2016 No.15397244 Teach monster sisters to not rape their brother

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:03:38 2016 No.15397246 File: 342 KB, 552x740, 712e3db4070573f5f99186860bf94d44.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397235 >I've written a few Hornet greentexts if that counts Did you screencap them? I think they're seriously underrated.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:07:34 2016 No.15397256

>>15397223
>Gerald Foos, a married man and father of two who bought a twenty-one-room motel near Denver many years ago in order to become its resident voyeur. With the assistance of his wife, he cut rectangular holes measuring six by fourteen inches in the ceilings of more than a dozen rooms. Then he covered the openings with louvred aluminum screens that looked like ventilation grilles but were actually observation vents that allowed him, while he knelt in the attic, to see his guests in the rooms below. He watched them for decades, while keeping an exhaustive written record of what he saw and heard. Never once, during all those years, was he caught.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:09:50 2016 No.15397264

>>15397226
>Does that mean she's never going to be alone because she found a guy who likes her and that she get's along with well; or does it mean I'm never alone sine she just wants to spend all day cuddling and partaking in our favorite actives together as our bonds grow stronger?
Both

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:10:14 2016 No.15397265 File: 2.50 MB, 1493x2108, 1445222979292.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15396711 Seeing Miia being asked for a lot in these threads kind of makes me wonder how many other EMG waifufags might be floating around in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:12:58 2016 No.15397271 >>15394205 >>15394220 As funny as that sounds it's horribly contrived for a smut exposition. >>15395894 Him being pathetic was the point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:13:16 2016 No.15397274 >>15396587 Big guys are best 4u.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:16:12 2016 No.15397284 I like completely average monsters

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:17:35 2016 No.15397286 >>15397284 Such as?

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:19:36 2016 No.15397289

>>15397264
Sounds good to me, I get a cute mermaid lover to do things with and who truly loves me, this is a good day. We can float on the water's surface and just go stargazing, watch shows and movies together, and even snuggle with each other as she sings heartfelt love songs all about how she truly feels about me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:21:06 2016 No.15397293 >>15397244 It isn't rape if they kiss!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:21:14 2016 No.15397295 >>15397289 If a mermaid could read you right now she would get wet, and I'm not talking about water.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:21:44 2016 No.15397297

>>15397246
Someone else may have, I've seen a few caps of my shitty greentexts floating around before.
One was about a guy stuck working in a department where his only coworkers were a group of Hornets and another was about a guy moving into an apartment building that some Hornets had decided was their "hive" and subsequently accepting him as a member of said hive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:23:03 2016 No.15397298 >>15397293 but they shouldn't be kissing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:23:43 2016 No.15397300 >>15397176 This was exactly what I needed right now, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:25:56 2016 No.15397308 >>15397244 >>15397298 Wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:26:09 2016 No.15397309 >>15397111 10 daughterus is a lot of daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:28:48 2016 No.15397320 What happens if you go to a haunted manor and ask for a cup of sugar

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:28:50 2016 No.15397321 >>15397111 >all those tiny kitties with tails in the air Too cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:29:07 2016 No.15397323 >>15397298 Of course they should, they're brother and sister after all. How is the sister gonna keep all those thirsty sluts at school off of her beloved brother without marking him properly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:30:06 2016 No.15397326 >>15397323 But he might have someone he has a crush on in his class

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:30:08 2016 No.15397327 >>15397206 Well what do you want to talk about? How her honey tastes? How She gives amazing hand jobs with 2 pairs of them? How she becomes a fat sedentary 24/7 baby dumping machine after sex?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:32:01 2016 No.15397331 >>15397327 Can you call a bee your honey

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:32:08 2016 No.15397332 >>15397327 >fat No

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:32:23 2016 No.15397334 >>15397327 >Marrying a hive bee >Not marrying a superior mason bee You have only yourself to blame. You could even have had a waifu in metallic blue or green.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:34:45 2016 No.15397345

>>15396370
Drinking, thinking about stupid story ideas I'll probably never write because I just can't get gud, watching my dog get more and more lethargic, thinking that she's going to die soon when I've known her for the better part of a decade since she was 3 months old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:38:17 2016 No.15397353 >>15397327 Gonna pin her cheeks and call her my cute queen, even with the baby weight

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:41:11 2016 No.15397359 >>15397353 *pinch

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:43:01 2016 No.15397363

>>15397295
That's very surprising I didn't think I would make her that happy, I'm quite flattered by that actually. Maybe as we gaze at the stars we could talk about life and other random facts.Eventually it could lead into us talking about our past and how things have come since. maybe end it by having our first kiss and more, with only the stars to witness it and our passion allowing us to express our love without having to exchange words.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:45:16 2016 No.15397368 >>15397320 Expect to see a hand asking for some toilet paper

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:46:45 2016 No.15397373 >>15397326 Of course not, otouto has only ever had eyes for his sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:47:59 2016 No.15397379 File: 266 KB, 593x732, bee-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bees are hard working and down-to-earth! Ask one if you can try her honey!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:48:58 2016 No.15397383 >>15397363 You're the wet dream of not only mermaids, but any vanilla monstergirl out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:50:59 2016 No.15397394 >>15397368 Well no point not giving that hand what it asks for, Nice family those neighbors are

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:52:12 2016 No.15397398 >>15397379 Is she trying to honey pot me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:54:23 2016 No.15397409 >>15397373 But he hangs out with that Monoeye across the street

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:57:35 2016 No.15397419 >>15397206 >>15397379 No bee fanfictions to be found. Am I wrong, or can you guys help me plan a one-shot to publish on Fanfiction or TFT or something? Also does this thread like greentext dumps, or not? Inb4 I'm an obvious newfag to jp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:58:43 2016 No.15397426 >>15397383 >A monster girl will never wake up soaked in love juices because you were in her dream.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 16:58:47 2016 No.15397427

Revised idea:

Poltergeists are slimes with the powers of an esper and the ability to change their own physical composition. They feed primarily on the intense feelings of humans, but can also draw sustenance from human semen like other slimes. Poltergeists mostly wander between scenes of intense human emotion, and sometimes even appear before the events happen due to their psychic nature. As poltergeists age, they have a chance to settle down in one area in order to turn it into their "playground". This can result in "haunted" forests and buildings. The longer a poltergeist stays in one area, the more their body grows and diffuses into the environment, granting them more control over everything in it. Poltergeists spend most of their life being passive, but will intervene when a situation can easily be made more "interesting".

The behavior of poltergeists frequently causes them to be mistaken for ghosts, demons, nature spirits, evil spirits, and sometimes even angels.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:00:51 2016 No.15397432

>>15397383
That actually is really sweet of them to say, especially since most of my favorite monster girls tend to be of the vanilla kind. Vanilla monster girls are great because they don't need any special abilities and magic to get you to be their boyfriend, they do it by getting to know you and using their personality to get along with you. No matter if it's mermaid, succubus, cat girls, or alraunes all are wonderful and lovely girls. That's why I'm flattered by my mermaid lover saying how happy I make her feel, because our connections is on a deep emotional level as well as a strong physical level.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:06:56 2016 No.15397448 >>15397353 That's a lot of baby fat though anon, because she's producing like 5 a day!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:08:53 2016 No.15397456 >>15397448 Still a cutie. Gonna cuddle the queen. May even try to dance with her like we used to

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:09:37 2016 No.15397461 >>15397398 No you are honey dicking her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:09:50 2016 No.15397462 >>15397419 Look anon, I get you're new and all, but don't for a second think that we don't detest TFT. And fanfiction is just irrelevant. Just throw your stuff together on pastebin or wordpress or wherever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:12:31 2016 No.15397471 File: 65 KB, 928x1148, 2195f20bff345d63902b8ec308747140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lewd catgirl is lewd.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:13:58 2016 No.15397474
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>>15397419
Some people complain about just about everything in this thread, some things justified, other things complete nonsense.
So whatever you do, somoene is not going to be happy with it and there really isnt anything you can do to please them.

So go ahead and post a greentext story in here if you wish, keep in mind that a row of 15 posts of greentext is obviously not going to be appreciated.
Be sure to pastebin stories if they are any decent afterwards. For particulary long and proper stories, the best idea would be to post an introduction here with a link to the pastebin.

Enjoy your stay anon.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:17:45 2016 No.15397484
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>>15397462
>But don't for a second think we don't detest TFT
Outside of the existence of Aftyn, Bob, Sukiru Ikeda, Shoggocks and maybe by some stretch of the limb .less I really don't have a problem with it.

I mean yeah, none of the stories are really anything to write home about on there but at least LDR, Thunderbrother, and RS post there as well if I can't be assed to look at pastebin.

Just my personal opinion, mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:20:02 2016 No.15397492 >>15397471 Mind as well lick places she can't reach. Gotta keep the pets clean, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:21:18 2016 No.15397496 File: 585 KB, 1427x869, 45723578358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which one and why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:22:12 2016 No.15397500 File: 631 KB, 600x800, Richter_Belmont.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DIE MONSTER. YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:22:50 2016 No.15397505 >>15397496 Scylla for full-body multi-arm cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:24:04 2016 No.15397511 >>15397496 Tough call... Doll looks pretty lovely, but dragon looks nice and wholesome. I'd go for ghost, but I've seen her spooky face.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:24:08 2016 No.15397512

>>15397484
Could you really not do the "TFT dindu nuffin. They just host content." bullshit right now? You're just going to confuse the newfag. And you know there's much worse than any of the old IRC shitbirds there.

>Listen to my story about a guy who goes to a bar and gets raped up the ass by a bunch by futa monsters. I based it on a fantasy I had about a bunch of rednecks raping me in a bar in my hometown.
Remember that? Just one of a whole laundry list of that sort of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:24:11 2016 No.15397513 >>15397496 First one because lizards.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:24:19 2016 No.15397515
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>>15397500
Seriously, those Belmonts need to either get a hobby or get laid. Being that obsessed with vampires isn't healthy. I'm sure some would even be willing to help them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:25:06 2016 No.15397519 >>15397515 One of them did, and they retconned it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:25:49 2016 No.15397523 >>15397512 I never said they dindu nuffin, but good job putting words in my mouth. I'm just saying if you want to use TFT, Pastebin, whatever the fuck do whatever. There's just no pleasing anybody here anyway. I only go onto TFT for LDR anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:27:08 2016 No.15397530 >>15397523 "dindu nuffin" "shitlords" This is /jp/, not /pol/, in case you forgot. Surprised you didn't drop a few cucks in there too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:27:35 2016 No.15397532 >>15397523 You're making it sound like the heat on TFT is unwarrented and that it's just as good a choice as any other. That's plain misinformation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:28:21 2016 No.15397533 File: 2.63 MB, 1547x2184, huge stonking horse tits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397496 Centaur. The preppy and proper-looking girls are always the freaks in bed. I bet she has a fantasy for some guy to use a riding crop on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:28:51 2016 No.15397535 >>15397532 If you're really letting a website that has nothing to do with this place outside of a few despot shitposters putting stories on there ruin your day then you may need to have some chamomile tea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:29:25 2016 No.15397538 >>15397496 Once a snake-girl lover, always a snake-girl lover.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:29:56 2016 No.15397541 File: 452 KB, 1005x1368, smug richter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397515 >get laid How do you think we have kids ya dumb broad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:30:40 2016 No.15397544 >>15397532 Why is it warranted again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:31:31 2016 No.15397550 >>15397515 they would just date dhampirs or some powerful vampires would hunt them down for bragging rights

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:31:44 2016 No.15397551 >>15397530 >Bringing up /pol/ out of nowhere Not even him but you know when you do this every thread it loses its kick right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:32:39 2016 No.15397554 I want a bunch of bees to hug me

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:32:41 2016 No.15397555

>>15397535
If you're really shilling a place with a bad reputation as fine because of no reason but "somebody will be upset anyway" then you need your head checked.

There's a big difference between one angry shitposter and the whole thread turning on you. Which is exactly what would happen if you baited the new guy into it, and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:33:02 2016 No.15397557 File: 109 KB, 810x618, 1401921268902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397246 Dat abdomen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:33:31 2016 No.15397560 >>15397551 You're right, "dindu nuffin" and "shitlords" are frequently used /jp/ parlance. My bad.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:34:30 2016 No.15397572
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>>15397541
Sex one time to have a kid isn't getting laid. Let off some stress once in a while. find a cute vampire and get between her legs instead of trying to whip her.

Or maybe do whip her. Who knows, some vampires might be into that.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:34:51 2016 No.15397574

>>15397544
Besides the fact its userbase is only one step above the cancer that is the MGE wiki? It's sole purpose is to be a circlejerk where anything (including furries) are allowed. They claim they "just host content," when in reality there's literally no reason to use the site over imgur, pastebin, etc. They act like they're some sort of elite club and that everyone should use their site. Add in the fact they literally can't stop shilling their site and you get the sum of why they're not welcome around here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:35:00 2016 No.15397575 >>15397496 Tentacle chan and I need someone to wash the dishes for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:36:09 2016 No.15397583 >>15397572 Does the Countess need a glass to hold that blood? It's spilling out of her hand. I'll fetch one right away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:36:17 2016 No.15397584 Which monster would make a nice roommate and would not end up raping you in the middle of the night

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:36:23 2016 No.15397585

>>15397555
Except I'm not shilling it. It's a website used to host content by a bunch of despots. I mean, shit. I've seen worse websites used to host content and outside of actually saying anything nobody would know.

>>15397574
>Furries
Who are they so I can avoid their shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:36:48 2016 No.15397589 >>15397572 But I don't want to have sex I want to kill vampires!

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:37:50 2016 No.15397593

>>15397544
The usual.

Originally colonized by the most hated people from here who used to just troll and burn down everything for fun.
Aggressively shilled by those same people for the first year or so of its life.
Has absolutely no content control so everything runs the gamut from bestiality and monsterboys to unbirth, inflation and worse. That's the majority of the user base.
Yet despite all that, you still get the occasional dumbass acting like there's supposed to be any separation between that and the one or two decent writers that shacked up there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:38:10 2016 No.15397597 >>15397584 Any that already likes someone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:39:05 2016 No.15397600 >>15397597 That is perfect

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:40:50 2016 No.15397609
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>>15397584
Holst might make a decent roommate. Just keep her properly milked and she won't give into her instincts. Be sure to establish that you milking her is completely platonic and for the sake of her health, not a sexual action.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:41:44 2016 No.15397615

>>15397574
I mean why is it *really* warranted; not just a list of buzzwords like "cancer" "circlejerk" "elite club" "shilling". It's like the talking points of le meme reasons to hate it.

I think it's clear you're just making things up, given things like "furry content" (the few times I've seen the site, literally have seen none) and "elite club/circlejerking" (again, have seen nothing to this end in the thread).

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:42:21 2016 No.15397618

>>15397585
Except everyone here does know. The only people who are even sort of tolerated for it here are the ones who earned their reputations here first and after they opened a TFT, still posted the same stuff here as pastebin.

A new guy has no chance in hell of doing that. If he posts his first thing as a TFT link and he'll get run out of here on a rail. You know this. You can't be that dense.

So why would you wish that on him just to make an irrational point about how a userbase of a website shouldn't define it? It's not even a valid point, because you're only other comparisons are generic everything file hosters and not something as super specific as monstergirl story host.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:42:39 2016 No.15397620 >>15397584 Unicorn or a Titania.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:42:47 2016 No.15397622 >>15397584 vampire >>15397572 what if she likes being whipped

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:43:24 2016 No.15397626
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>>15397597
>Bring in a monstergirl roommate
>She already has a boyfriend
>Get kept up at all hours with loud sex
>Her scent clings to you and everything in the apartment
>All alone because everyone thinks you're getting her ass every night
Good job, anon. You've condemned yourself to eternal loneliness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:43:26 2016 No.15397628 >>15397615 >It's all just buzzwords! 2/10, here's your (you)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:44:13 2016 No.15397635 >>15397584 Kobold, monoeye >>15397622 >what if she likes being whipped Then she's shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:44:22 2016 No.15397636 >>15397615 Not even him but somebody should start posting some of the shoutbox screens. It's all anybody needs to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:44:25 2016 No.15397638 >>15397622 Read the last line, dingus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:44:39 2016 No.15397640 >>15397618 I'm pretty sure with how much people tend to bitch about a lack of writers and OC it wouldn't matter where it came from.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:45:40 2016 No.15397646 >>15397635 I need a shog to be my keyboard so I don't make mistakes like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:45:56 2016 No.15397648 >>15397626 Maybe she'll introduce you to one of her friends?

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:47:13 2016 No.15397655
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>I've been watching you sleep for over an hour now.
>Do you know that you stop breathing every so often when you’re asleep?
>It would have been interesting if you stopped one of those times, and then never started again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:47:20 2016 No.15397656 >>15397640 If you really think that, you are that dense and stupid. Or new. Or blatantly trolling. Not much point in replying to you anymore in any of those cases.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:47:32 2016 No.15397658

>>15397628
Nah, see, this is more of a good answer. >>15397618

He gives the reasoning behind his point in a relatively objective way, and not using a whole litany of buzzwords.

The issue with buzzwords is that they've been used to death so have lost most of their meaning; anons have called everything from sports teams to politicians "cancer", and thrown out "shilling" about almost every possible topic someone mentions liking. So if you use them in great volume, I (and others) literally can't tell if you're just smacktalking for its own sake or actually have valid reasons behind your arguments.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:48:06 2016 No.15397663 >>15397640 >with how much people tend to bitch about a lack of writers and OC Do we? I surely don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:50:12 2016 No.15397673 File: 101 KB, 500x364, 15468754456564.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397655 I wish my Lich roommate wasn't so spooky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:51:31 2016 No.15397683 >>15397655 Liches have some misandrous fetishes.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:51:33 2016 No.15397684

>>15397618
What I'm gathering here is that it's best to just make a pastebin, post the link here (or if it's short enough, post the whole thing), and wait for people here to tell me to kill myself because it's so bad.

I probably shouldn't even try. But if I take the wrong pills and get enough focus to try something, do you have any suggestions for a honeybee one-shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:51:42 2016 No.15397685 >>15397584 A submissive or meek one. She'd just wear increasingly risque clothing when you're alone with her to try to get you interested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:52:11 2016 No.15397688 >>15397673 Aren't Liches one of the least spooky undead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:52:25 2016 No.15397689 >>15397655 Time to find a new roommate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:52:28 2016 No.15397690 >>15397684 Do whatever makes your dick hard and don't pander.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:52:52 2016 No.15397693 >>15397684 >and wait for people here to tell me to kill myself because it's so bad As wrong as you don't include any shit fetish I can assure you people won't tell you anything bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:53:11 2016 No.15397696 File: 255 KB, 1016x1025, 14527832452343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397584 An Alice would be patiently waiting for you to rape her instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:54:53 2016 No.15397706 >>15397584 Kobold. Kobolds are too nice and loyal to rape you, they'll just do their best to act all cute and sexy for you and give you puppy-dog eyes so that you do it yourself. Kobolds are the best!

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:54:58 2016 No.15397708
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>>15397696
Actually, by that standard, wouldn't a Dormouse be better? Literally cannot rape you at night since there's no way she'd be awake at night. Alices can at least sneak into beds and whatnot.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:55:26 2016 No.15397710

>>15397658
Honestly though, TFT has been legitimately shilled here historically, especially when it first started up, enough to make people mean as hell about it to this day.

Also, people going "The past is past. We're still not sorry for anything we ever did but you're a jerk for holding grudges" is no way to fix bad blood either. It's the old pretend nothing was ever wrong gambit. That's why people do always summarize that behavior quite accurately as dindu nuffin when talking about defense of the place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:55:38 2016 No.15397712 >>15397655 But my door is locked how did she get in to watch me sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:56:14 2016 No.15397716 >>15397693 As long*

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:56:27 2016 No.15397718 >>15397708 I would be more tempted by her fat, jiggling mouse butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:56:56 2016 No.15397720 >>15397712 She broke in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:58:09 2016 No.15397725 >>15397688 Just because they don't look spooky doesn't mean they can't spook

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:58:23 2016 No.15397727 >>15397712 Probably noclipped in with magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:58:31 2016 No.15397728 >>15397720 I think anon should call the police

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:58:47 2016 No.15397729

>>15397710
>Also, people going "The past is past. We're still not sorry for anything we ever did but you're a jerk for holding grudges"

Eh, I wouldn't say that's a fair assertion. The hate here has kind of snowballed to the point I wouldn't see TFT being accepted here even if LDR/bob livestreemed bowing in apology. So /mgt/ isn't really much better in terms of grudge-holding than TFT, though in all fairness I don't even know to what extent they grudgehold since I don't visit their chat/site.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:58:58 2016 No.15397730 >>15397708 Dormice have that crazy 'YOU MUST RAPE ME NOW, HUMAN' aura though, that's not platonic at all.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:59:06 2016 No.15397733

>>15397684
What you should gather is that people like cutesy stuff or adventury stuff posted here or on pastebin. Everyone is really quite encouraging most of the time, but there are always those bitter betties who don't like that they can't push one of their unwelcome fetishes here like futa or weight gain that makes them act like the whole thread is angry for no reason.

Sometimes the thread gets angry, real goddamn angry. But there is always a reason, and usually a good one.

Just write what you like and feel the place out over time. There's only like seven major things that cause this place to go thermonuclear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:59:09 2016 No.15397734 >>15397710 Except I've legitimately contemplated just exiling myself from monstergirls because of my association to both the thread and TFT. It'd be better to die a man than live as a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:00:08 2016 No.15397742 >>15397728 He should just go back to sleep. He wouldn't be able to make it to the phone anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:00:22 2016 No.15397744 >>15397734 It's comfy anon, at least exiling yourself from writefagging is. Then you can come back as someone else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:01:49 2016 No.15397752 >>15397734 But you've just outed yourself as a faggot, now you have no choice but to suffer here for an eternity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:02:52 2016 No.15397760 >>15397655 Well, either time to follow >>15397689 's plan, or drink enough coffee to give up sleeping. Until the hallucinations/other sleep deprivation symptoms show up, at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:03:03 2016 No.15397762 >>15397742 But what if he doesn't wake up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:03:07 2016 No.15397763 File: 1.65 MB, 1250x1750, 97f0fa5e928dbee5a36a99b541d7542d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shortstack butt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:03:11 2016 No.15397764 File: 246 KB, 640x345, CGMBBPC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397727 HAX!

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:03:26 2016 No.15397768

>>15397729
It's really not much of grudge. Just more that we don't want anything to do with them. Not like we go over there and bother them. The opposite is not always true. Though how much of that is contrarians and trolls vs legitimate faggotry is difficult to tell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:03:43 2016 No.15397772 Does the alice amnesia thing apply to kisses? How lewd does an action have to be to trigger it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:05:04 2016 No.15397778 >>15397762 She can just revive him when she's done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:05:06 2016 No.15397779 >>15397772 The amnesia thing is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:06:23 2016 No.15397786 >>15397655 That is kinda cute in a morbid way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:06:34 2016 No.15397788 >>15397778 He should probably drink a lot of coffee and stare at her all night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:06:36 2016 No.15397789 >>15397779 I think KC said their amnesia gets removed and they become fertile permanently if they ever visit Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:07:22 2016 No.15397794 >>15397788 Then she wouldn't be able to do her tests.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:07:26 2016 No.15397795 Tsuntsun kobolds!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:07:49 2016 No.15397798 File: 220 KB, 1000x1412, 1443120205441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397763 Short, compact and easy to carry around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:08:10 2016 No.15397802 >>15397655 Oh hey, I think about that every night before I go to sleep. Wouldn't it be neat if that happened, then I'd be free.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:08:21 2016 No.15397805 >>15397795 Deredere onis!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:08:51 2016 No.15397807 >>15397798 >More than one men Nope

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:08:57 2016 No.15397808 File: 79 KB, 462x561, 1432232131987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397794 >Thinking that Lich-tan wouldn't be prepared for all variables What kind of scientist do you take her for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:09:14 2016 No.15397810 >>15397795 Deredere Kobolds!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:09:28 2016 No.15397813 >>15397763 Shortstack milk. http://i.imgur.com/JLCZ78O.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:09:33 2016 No.15397815 >>15397794 I don't think anon likes these tests, being dead must not be very comfortable. His roommate is such a creep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:11:34 2016 No.15397821 >>15397808 But the subject must be unaware for the tests! >>15397815 But he'll only be dead do a little while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:13:12 2016 No.15397830 >>15397655 Is she just going to watch me every time I sleep?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:14:33 2016 No.15397836 >>15397830 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:15:07 2016 No.15397838 Is alice milk the rarest type of monster milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:15:44 2016 No.15397843 >>15397838 Yes but you can never remember what it tasted like

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:16:33 2016 No.15397845 >>15397838 >Milk from a prepubescent washboard If only for the fact that it probably doesn't exist, yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:17:10 2016 No.15397849 File: 5 KB, 295x301, the batter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397500 Monsters should be purified

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:17:24 2016 No.15397850 >>15397836 I guess I better give her a note pad to record her observations

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:17:28 2016 No.15397851 >>15397763 She looks kinda broken desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:17:29 2016 No.15397852 What would living in an apartment building full of spooky girls be like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:18:05 2016 No.15397856 >>15397849 hhhh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:18:18 2016 No.15397858 >>15397845 Alice are eternal lolis anon, they get pregnant witht that body and breast milk appear with that body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:18:27 2016 No.15397859 >>15397849 What happens to purified Hellhounds do they become heaven hounds

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:18:42 2016 No.15397860 >>15397845 Alices can grow up if you take them back to Wonderland. Then they also remember instead of forget, and well, become basically vanilla succubutt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:18:45 2016 No.15397862 >>15397805 That's something I can get behind, especially if her speech patterns are gruff still. >>15397810 Also nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:18:46 2016 No.15397861 >>15397852 spooky

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:18:48 2016 No.15397863 >>15397744 p sure my shitty writing style is unmistakable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:19:00 2016 No.15397864 >>15397858 I bet it tastes like LCD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:19:07 2016 No.15397865 File: 512 KB, 1424x2040, 1441818409669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"You wished to summon the perfect Onee-san, correct?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:19:21 2016 No.15397866 >>15397851 Broken?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:19:28 2016 No.15397867 >>15397852 Enjoy ghosts flying through your walls with not a care in the world

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:19:50 2016 No.15397868 >>15397864 But LSD is tasteless, anon. That was in the original design specs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:19:59 2016 No.15397869 >>15397860 >can grow up No, they don't They just cure their amnesia and become fertile

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:20:24 2016 No.15397875 >>15397865 Yes, where is my Titania / Kraken onee-san?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:20:31 2016 No.15397876 >>15397865 No, I asked for a pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:20:37 2016 No.15397877 >>15397865 Get out of here you dumb blueberry

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:20:49 2016 No.15397878 >>15397863 I was absolutely positive that people would notice as soon as I posted something, but nobody said anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:20:59 2016 No.15397879 >>15397868 Well, I've never really researched that stuff. My mistake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:21:02 2016 No.15397880 >>15397866 No torso, spine etc

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:21:07 2016 No.15397881 >>15397859 They turn into gentle frosthounds and tone down the rape

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:21:44 2016 No.15397882 >>15397868 No anon he wants it to taste like liquid crystal display so he can drink a tv

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:22:03 2016 No.15397884 File: 621 KB, 613x800, yandere ghost.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397867 But how would you get the little pesks out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:22:18 2016 No.15397885 >>15397867 >Trying to fap in the bathroom >Ghost floats through the wall and notices >"Hey, anons squeezing one out!" >All the ghosts are in the bathroom, watching you with your dick in hand >All urge you to continue anyways >Such is life

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:22:23 2016 No.15397886 >>15397881 So they turn into shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:22:23 2016 No.15397887 Stop posting so many fucking notices dA, I want commission replies not paid membership sales

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:23:43 2016 No.15397891 >>15397887 But anon, you CARE about giving the jewnukis shekels, don't you? Just be a good goyim and pay up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:24:10 2016 No.15397894 >>15397884 You tell them to shoo or you will report them to the Wight landlord

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:24:31 2016 No.15397897 >>15397887 Anything specific you're waiting for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:24:48 2016 No.15397898 >>15397891 >giving the jewnukis shekels >ever Stop being good boyim

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:25:08 2016 No.15397899 >>15397891 I want the tanukis to stop giving me a few seconds of hope, they'll never get my shekels

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:25:13 2016 No.15397900 >>15397894 >she kicks them all out so she can watch you alone and undisturbed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:25:20 2016 No.15397903 >>15397885 If you can get your dick back in your pants you could turn it into the Ghost who cried dick and never be bothered

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:26:24 2016 No.15397907 >>15397900 Oh yeah she has the extra set of keys to the door. I don't think the lease said anything about having her watch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:26:29 2016 No.15397908 >>15397899 Why did that make me imagine something like a lucky charm's commercial, with anon as the leprechaun and tanuki as the kids?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:26:55 2016 No.15397910 >>15397887 I know that feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:28:35 2016 No.15397915 >>15397897 I think Phanaxial and butter are the last dA commissions I have, all the rest are through email I got one of Phan's 13 requests back in April but he appears dead, and butter took my request after he announced his hiatus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:35:18 2016 No.15397942 >>15397900 But then who am I supposed to report her to for sexual harassment? I need to stay pure for my vampire neighbor!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:36:50 2016 No.15397947 >>15397878 I'd still not take the risk of publishing anything after nearly a year of inactivity given how I've mistreated people in the thread over and over like a middle-aged housewife stuck in an unsatisfying marriage to a guido.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:37:05 2016 No.15397950 Do sabbath lolis need to be handled gently by their onii-chans, or are they just shrunken down sluts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:37:05 2016 No.15397951 >>15397942 Invite her over with the Wight

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:41:44 2016 No.15397966 >>15397950 Depends on the individual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:42:09 2016 No.15397969 >>15397942 >tfw you try to stay as pure as possible for your special one but monstergirls keep trying to rape and seduce you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:42:49 2016 No.15397973 >>15397969 Just give up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:43:05 2016 No.15397975 >>15397915 What girl are you getting commissions of?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:44:37 2016 No.15397980 File: 138 KB, 474x600, 1465944277275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397973 I wonder who's behind this post

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:45:11 2016 No.15397986 >>15397969 I'm pretty sure they can do something about that in Eros temples.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:45:34 2016 No.15397988 I want a faceless Tanuki to rape me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:45:39 2016 No.15397991 >>15397975 cute yetis

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:45:50 2016 No.15397992 >>15397950 Don't they have everloli species, actual young monsters, young everloli species and lolified normally growing monsters? That's a lot of variance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:46:31 2016 No.15397993 >>15397966 This thread is for sweeping generalizations, your kind are not welcome here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:46:48 2016 No.15397996 >>15397980 a succubus in tracksuit would be nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:47:36 2016 No.15398001 >>15397988 Slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:48:14 2016 No.15398004 File: 391 KB, 540x378, casual vamp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397951 I don't think they'd get along. Especially since the vamp wears nothing but a sweatshirt and sometimes pants when she visits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:48:18 2016 No.15398005 >>15397991 >yeti The world always needs more Yetis, good man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:49:30 2016 No.15398009 >>15398004 Then invite her over before the Wight gets there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:50:34 2016 No.15398012 File: 335 KB, 452x800, Evil snake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] need more echidna thingss

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:51:53 2016 No.15398017 >>15398012 What about infertile echinda

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:52:59 2016 No.15398030 >>15398012 I hope she will be redrawn. Her profile pic looks like shit desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:54:26 2016 No.15398038 >>15398012 more like need more pics of merse with her hair down. or that snake ritual thing speaking of echidnas, did seafoam do a 5th chap to mother of monsters?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:54:41 2016 No.15398040 >>15397655 Thanks for letting me know! Sleep apnea is a real health problem and most people aren't even aware they have it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:55:22 2016 No.15398043 >>15398017 What about a fat lilim? Or flat holst?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:56:54 2016 No.15398047 >>15398043 Do flat holsts even have milk or are they failures

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:57:31 2016 No.15398049 >>15398043 I'll take the Lilim. Her having a weight problem is nothing to the fact that she's a princess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:57:41 2016 No.15398050 File: 366 KB, 410x583, yukionna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:58:19 2016 No.15398051 >>15398038 He hasn't written anything in months.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:58:28 2016 No.15398053 >>15398050 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:59:08 2016 No.15398055 >>15398053 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 18:59:44 2016 No.15398057 >>15398050 I hope she comes over because it is hot and I need her coolness

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:00:07 2016 No.15398059 File: 339 KB, 609x728, yukionna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398050 She can't rape me if we're both in snowsuits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:00:13 2016 No.15398061 >>15398017 >>15398043 >All this heresy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:00:17 2016 No.15398062 >>15398017 >Infertile Echidna I want this meme to go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:01:05 2016 No.15398065 >>15398050 What is she wearing on her head?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:02:01 2016 No.15398070 >>15398059 She's not going to rape you, just play like any other children do! If she marked you as her future husband expect her to appear again when you're about 16-17 to take you away with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:02:09 2016 No.15398071 >>15398062 I cant help but think it was MGU inspired thanks to that orphanage thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:03:00 2016 No.15398075 Does the sabbath have an entire division devoted to trying to fit increasingly larger pegs in increasingly smaller holes? Is "improving the fluid capacity of the uterus" in the same division, or is it a separate one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:03:08 2016 No.15398076 >>15398062 Agreed >>15398065 Traditional costume? Ask KC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:03:34 2016 No.15398079 >>15398055 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eyuFAKa7Kf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:04:06 2016 No.15398081 >>15398059 Snowsuit on a Yuki-onna in the snow? She'd be wearing a bikini while it's nice and cold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:04:35 2016 No.15398082 >>15398009 But what if she gets drunk and clingy and keeps asking to do lewd things like sucking your blood as the Wight comes in. What if the Wight threatens to evict her for this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:05:36 2016 No.15398087 >>15398076 >Traditional costume It makes her look like a dork, I'm gonna steal it from her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:06:02 2016 No.15398091 >>15398070 She can be my friend and my personal AC in the summer, yetis need to stay cool too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:06:15 2016 No.15398092 >>15398082 Move out and live with the vampire and her parents

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:07:05 2016 No.15398096 >>15398081 She has to look normal like the other kids so they don't suspect anything, they'll think her blue skin means she's just cold

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:07:25 2016 No.15398098 How does one have oyakodon without NTR, incest, or slimes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:11:36 2016 No.15398107 Loen's Mercy is fine as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:11:43 2016 No.15398108 I like zombies more than wights

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:13:29 2016 No.15398114 >>15398107 link? can't remember where loen hosts his stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:14:18 2016 No.15398117 >>15398092 But her mom is too stuffy and haughty!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:14:18 2016 No.15398118 >>15398108 >a wight's reaction when a guy chooses a zombie or a skeleton instead of her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:14:44 2016 No.15398120 >>15398114 It's on his Pixiv

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:14:55 2016 No.15398121 >>15398114 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=57376768

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:15:08 2016 No.15398124 >>15398117 it is only temporary

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:15:38 2016 No.15398126 File: 126 KB, 600x603, 1348988832057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:16:14 2016 No.15398129 >>15398047 They still milk, just in smaller amounts >>15398049 Up until she tries face sitting >>15398061 Delicious heresy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:16:28 2016 No.15398131 >>15398118 I don't think she could comprehend it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:16:56 2016 No.15398132 >>15398126 >She came here thinking she'd get the sex >She wasn't prepared for that absolute stomping in SF

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:18:45 2016 No.15398135 >>15398129 >Up until she tries face sitting Still not the worst thing in the world. Her being a princess outweighs that. No pun intended.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:19:31 2016 No.15398139 >>15398120 >>15398121 many thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:24:42 2016 No.15398156 >>15398135 But is she princess enough to wear a skimpy bathing suit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:25:16 2016 No.15398161 >>15398139 No problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:25:57 2016 No.15398165 >>15398126 gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:26:05 2016 No.15398167 >>15398156 It'll just snap off though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:26:31 2016 No.15398169 >>15398139 Yep yep

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:27:18 2016 No.15398171 >>15398126 I know it has no snout, but is it me or does that particular image seem dangerously furry in the whole "too much monster" sense? Maybe it's the combo of no hair + full body monster skin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:28:32 2016 No.15398178 How do you stop Yandere monsters from picking you to be their object of affection

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:29:59 2016 No.15398181 >>15398167 But is she smug enough to carry on as if nothing had happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:30:49 2016 No.15398186 >Sheer a Sheep >She wants you to come take a bath with her to help clean off excess Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:32:35 2016 No.15398190 >>15398178 By being already taken or having the blessing of Eros to protect you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:33:29 2016 No.15398195 >>15398186 Fuck her right in the pussy.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:34:52 2016 No.15398199

>>15398181
Well of course she's smug enough to do that. It's just probably not a good idea. She wouldn't be humble enough to admit that though. She'd only make more of a fool of herself. Unfortunately you can't really say anything since she's still a Lilim with a lot of power, so you have to entertain her weird smug power fantasies.

Mean fat Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:35:22 2016 No.15398201 >>15398186 Wonder why my wife/daughteru is being so coy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:36:40 2016 No.15398208 >>15398199 Heaven help you if she demands A quiet evening on the town followed by the missionary position

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:37:24 2016 No.15398211 >>15397655 Way late because I just got home. What would happen with a Kikimora or a Shoggoth who noticed their master's sleep apnea? Would she panic every time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:40:58 2016 No.15398220 What is sex with a loli kobold like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:41:00 2016 No.15398221 File: 841 KB, 1500x1119, froggie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your frog tonight

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:43:55 2016 No.15398229 >>15398220 Have you never met the KDF?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:45:45 2016 No.15398235 I want to teach monsters how to cook

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:46:16 2016 No.15398237 >>15398221 >You will never have a frog to eat all the flies around you Not even froggies can save me from this destiny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:47:03 2016 No.15398240 >>15396563 That isn't opposite. That's a parallel. The opposite is MGs craving otoutos

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:48:17 2016 No.15398244 >>15398178 Just accept your fate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:49:18 2016 No.15398247 >>15398237 I didn't know they had internet in Ethiopia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:50:45 2016 No.15398252 >>15398208 What a pervert. I'd do it, but I'd call her a perverted weirdo the whole time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:51:55 2016 No.15398254 >>15398229 I don't know what that is suppose to mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:53:05 2016 No.15398258 >>15398254 The guy who posts nonstop about ways he wants to fuck his kobold daughteru, he's been doing it for months.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:53:31 2016 No.15398262

>>15398240
I think you have your terms backward anon.

>Anons saying: I want little boy + big girl pairings
>MGs saying: I want little boy + big girl pairings

I'm pretty sure that's the parallel, not opposite. But maybe my logic isn't as strong as yours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:54:24 2016 No.15398267 >>15398252 Oh? Would a pervert leglock you to prevent you from pulling out and cuddle you afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:56:16 2016 No.15398271 How do you stop your lich friend from experimenting on you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:58:09 2016 No.15398276 >>15398271 Experiment on her first

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:58:24 2016 No.15398277 >>15398258 Now that you say that, maybe I have seen it. I never payed attention though because I didn't care about loli kobolds until just now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:58:41 2016 No.15398278 >>15398271 Marry her then she is no longer your lich friend so that solves half your problem

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 19:59:54 2016 No.15398287 >>15398276 She would just complain how you aren't experimenting right and and introducing too many variables

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:00:55 2016 No.15398291 >>15398221 Kero Kero Kick!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:02:09 2016 No.15398294 >>15398271 Accidentally get hurt during one of the experiments so that she freaks out about 'damaging test equipment'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:03:18 2016 No.15398299 >>15398287 Not if I improve her bust and rear size! Today we learn if an ass can be too fat or breasts too big!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:03:53 2016 No.15398301 >>15398262 Hang on I may be confused here. We say "I want to have an onee-san" then is not the opposite "I want to be an onee-san"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:04:26 2016 No.15398305 >>15398294 How long would she cry

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:06:05 2016 No.15398308 >>15398305 Only for a second when your back was turned, but she'd make a pouty face and keep it for the next week while gingerly doing science.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:06:44 2016 No.15398311 I want to comfort a crying lich

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:06:44 2016 No.15398312 I want to steal an anon's monster girl waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:08:49 2016 No.15398321 Tsundere Cheshire sobbing because she hurt you in a prank

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:10:11 2016 No.15398329 >>15398312 scum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:11:15 2016 No.15398332 >>15398329 No he wants to steal Anon's Monster Girl's Waifu so he wants the waifu of that monster

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:12:13 2016 No.15398337 File: 257 KB, 708x1000, 1465942306308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A ninja tried to turn invisible to sneak up on you, but it only worked on her panties! Do you tell her, or just pretend like she really is invisible?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:12:20 2016 No.15398340 >>15398332 that's dumb

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:13:03 2016 No.15398344 >>15398337 Honesty is the best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:13:41 2016 No.15398347 >>15398311 I'm imagining she would still have an expressionless face while crying. On some twisted level that's kind of cute, but on the other hand it's a really sad sight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:14:05 2016 No.15398349 Is there a piss fetish KC monster girl yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:14:57 2016 No.15398356 >>15398347 She is crying because you cant see her smile

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:15:31 2016 No.15398358 >>15398349 A slime could probably just shoot herself at you if you're into that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:16:27 2016 No.15398364 >>15398344 Yeah, honestly you can't see her, and you especially can't see how she's rubbing herself on your desk and trying to be quiet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:16:35 2016 No.15398366 >>15398337 Tell her, but stop her from committing seppuku for dishonoring her clan of cute kitty cat ninjas.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:19:02 2016 No.15398374

>>15398347
I want to make my Lich waifu cry by getting hit by a deadly Zipanguese Truck!
I want to tell her not to bring me back!
I want to see her bawl with a straight face as I gurgle on my own blood!
I want her to bury my corpse, which disappears after a day as a result of a heavy-duty Doppleganger Potion!
I want to wake up cuddling my Lich Waifu, and tell her that she looked like she was having a bad dream!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:25:52 2016 No.15398406 >>15398374 Hoo boy. You are in for a yandere-tinted torso nugget world of hurt when she figures it out. Hope it was worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:26:36 2016 No.15398411 >>15398374 Thats cruel

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:26:49 2016 No.15398414

>>15398301
The relationship is identical in your suggestion (little boy + big girl) but the positions are inverted (/hgb/ posters want to be dominant instead of submissive).

He was suggestion an opposite relationship (big boy + little girl) where the positions are also identical (poster wants to be the submissive in both scenarios).

You confused the two (opposite relationships versus opposite positions in the relationship).

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:27:45 2016 No.15398419

>>15398220
>>15398254
He means me anon.

Sex with a loli Kobold is a really good time! Even though Kobolds can usually find pleasure in almost anything you do with them, even the slightest touch or kiss or hint of affection will make her happier and more lovey than you could imagine!

Her face will flush and she'll start to tremble with anticipation as you help her undress, and she'll jump up onto the bed and be all wiggly because she's just too excited to contain it! You'll have to help her calm down by pulling her in to a tender hug and gently caressing her all over as you let her rest on her belly on top of you. If you decide to whisper about how much you love her and how she's your special little puppy and how she's such a good girl, it'll feel like she's almost melting into you as hold her in a warm, tight hug and start to fuck her.

Expect a lot of little licks from her and a constantly waggy tail too, she may be too overwhelmed by pleasure and emotion to talk, but she can still do her best to show you how much she loves you back. Oh, and don't forget about the unspoken emotional understanding you get when you have a relationship with a Kobold! That'll make it feel like you two can read each other's deepest feelings and emotions as easily as just touching her and feeling her warm, soft skin or silky Kobold fur. You'll know her better than anything in the world during those short, beautiful moments of lovemaking.

Afterwards, she'll probably just want to lay there in your arms and feel your closeness, and the heat of your cum in her belly of course! Her tail will lazily flop back and forth across your legs, and she'll still want to give you little puppy kisses. If you want to pet her or pat her head, this time would be the best. You could even take a nice, comfy nap like that, both naked with her curled up on your chest and the both of you happier than words can express.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:28:09 2016 No.15398422 Would /hbg/ have a TFT equivalent to hate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:29:10 2016 No.15398429 >>15398414 But which would happen in /hbg/? The relationship or the position? Or both?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:30:40 2016 No.15398436 >>15398429 Whatever you want in your headcanon, anon. But canonically, the Sabboth, they'd probably be them all wanting onii-chans rather than otoutos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:31:20 2016 No.15398440 >>15396543 >Instead of most anons fawning over onee-sans, most MGs would fawn over onii-chans That's retarded. Monstergirls stay the same, so some species would go for one and some for the other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:32:03 2016 No.15398444 >>15398422 Slap Human Ass - SHA It's populated by deviants like Druella.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:33:08 2016 No.15398449 File: 178 KB, 1000x1000, disguised druella.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398444 Druella's not a deviant! There's nothing wrong with wanting to tenderly love human boys!

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:33:10 2016 No.15398450

>>15398440
>That's retarded.

Like your ability to read. Hey-yo!

But seriously, he never said, "ALL MGs would forever only want onii-chans." Rather, he just noted that more anons want older sisters than younger sisters, and suggested in opposite-land MG threads more MGs would want older brothers than younger brothers.

You're the one who interpreted "most" as "literally every single Monster Girl" rather than "the majority"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:34:08 2016 No.15398456 >>15398449 Hey look it is Druella

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:35:02 2016 No.15398462 File: 149 KB, 1000x1000, disguised druella 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398456 N-no it's not!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:35:17 2016 No.15398465 >>15398449 But there are Cu Siths and Cait Siths that post there! They're a bunch of degenerate retards that make Deruella look like she actually writes well!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:36:32 2016 No.15398468 >>15398462 I recognize that cute tail anywhere

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:37:03 2016 No.15398472 >>15398419 not him, but this is neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:37:46 2016 No.15398476 >>15398419 3/10, no description of loli's reactions while being penetrated for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:37:46 2016 No.15398477 >>15398462 >druella doesn't like us anymore what did you do anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:37:53 2016 No.15398478 >>15398436 Yeah but not all MGs would subscribe to the pedo church

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:37:55 2016 No.15398479 >>15398450 I don't see it that way. What monstergirls would want the most would depend on what type of monstergirls conform the majority in /hbg/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:38:09 2016 No.15398480 >>15398468 Mari's big fat spade tail is better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:39:35 2016 No.15398488 >>15398444 I feel the first and last letter should be the same

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:39:42 2016 No.15398490 >>15398472 I'm glad you think so. >>15398476 I'm sorry anon, I'm trying to get better Writing sex is hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:40:44 2016 No.15398496 >>15398488 Pinch Human Posterior.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:42:03 2016 No.15398501 >>15398496 PHP would be hated by most monsters

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:42:08 2016 No.15398503 File: 188 KB, 858x1200, 23851360_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:42:28 2016 No.15398506 Would the sabbath use pregnant lolis in their advertising for any reason?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:42:33 2016 No.15398507 >>15398479 I like to think that the waifus this thread has make up /hbg/ with the rest being filled with stereotypical loser monstergirls.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:42:41 2016 No.15398508

>>15398479
>I don't see it that way

And that's the beauty of headcanon. It can be whatever way you want in your head.

He only assumed that it /hbg/ was onii-chan loving for the most part because this thread seems to fawn over onee-chans a lot more, and /hbg/ is the mirror world opposite of our thread.

Don't make mountains out of molehills. It's a hypothetical scenario, and not really worth fighting about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:44:02 2016 No.15398516 File: 70 KB, 1000x1000, disguised druella 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398468 You've mistaken it for someone who's not Druella's tail! >>15398477 It's not Druella though, how many times do I have to say it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:44:44 2016 No.15398519 >>15398516 That tail doesn't like

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:44:47 2016 No.15398521 >>15398506 Probably. It would basically be showing off a success story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:45:08 2016 No.15398523 File: 483 KB, 529x470, 1429319353942.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398516

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:47:03 2016 No.15398531 >>15398507 Fuck you, man. My waifu wouldn't take part in this den of iniquity

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:47:19 2016 No.15398534 >>15398516 Come back! I just want to lovingly hug you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:47:22 2016 No.15398536 File: 276 KB, 695x949, 1458084490488.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398516 I want to take Deruella out on a fun date and then princess carry her to bed!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:48:17 2016 No.15398539 >>15398516 Hey dude where are you going? We're all going to get pizza!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:48:23 2016 No.15398541 >>15398503 That fox is too small and young to be behaving so lewdly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:48:43 2016 No.15398542 >>15398531 Of course she would. How else would she tell people about how cute her husbando is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:51:18 2016 No.15398558 >>15398536 I want to inseminate her while she barks orders at her underlings.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:51:51 2016 No.15398560

>>15398531
But can't you imagine your refined waifu walking home to her castle or whatever, sitting in her gown and thinking
> "Today I shall tell them that my husbando is the best. "
and then shitposting in a noble fashion for the next few hours about how you are the best husbando and their husbandos are shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:55:28 2016 No.15398579 >>15398507 >some guys haughty vampire waifu arguing with shitposters and cheshires that shitpost even harder late into the night toplel

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:56:31 2016 No.15398584 >>15398579 >johnfags a shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:57:13 2016 No.15398588 File: 497 KB, 2200x3500, 1465952233550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398558 How does this work? Are you just fucking her from behind as she talks, or is this one of those dick throne things?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 20:58:04 2016 No.15398589 >>15398588 The dick throne is just a throne, it doesn't speak or move, it is just a seat for the Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:02:09 2016 No.15398604 >>15398589 What if the dick throne is a dick to the Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:02:54 2016 No.15398608 >>15398588 The first one, while she's bent forward and supporting herself on a railing that overlooks the outer courtyard of her castle, where 250,000 Demons, Succubi and other types of demonic monster girls stand at attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:03:23 2016 No.15398609 >>15398589 Does it complain when it breaks and a substitute dickthrone is brought in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:03:44 2016 No.15398612 >>15398560 Not him, but since mine is a vampire and you described it perfectly, yes now I can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:04:49 2016 No.15398618 Oni need not apply

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:06:16 2016 No.15398620 >>15398560 Someone edit that "Today, I will remind them" picture to feature a monster girl with a daki of anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:06:43 2016 No.15398621 >>15393523 I think its pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:07:01 2016 No.15398625 File: 211 KB, 803x789, 1457998087623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398608 Would she keep her composure or would she slowly break down as you pump her? Would she cry out once one of you cums?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:09:20 2016 No.15398637 Can you be friends monsters and nothing more

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:10:38 2016 No.15398641 >>15398625 The latter, and when she cries out in climax, the gathered masses will erupt into cheers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:11:14 2016 No.15398645 >>15398637 Before puberty? Not a problem. After puberty? Depends on how attractive she finds you/how horny she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:11:41 2016 No.15398647 >>15398637 Human boys can't resist the V

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:12:01 2016 No.15398648

So all the monsters are benevolent because they are infused with succubus magic, but why are succubi themselves so benevolent?

Also, is "cat turns into a cute girl and fucks you" an actual legend in japan? Because I have seen at least three doujins about it and there is a monster girl for the same thing too.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:12:29 2016 No.15398650

>>15398612
>Comes home
>Gets into her bedroom, and strips down to her underwear
>Sees maido at her computer
>"Good afternoon, Mistress."
>"Good afternoon. Anything?"
>"Some one implied that he wouldn't like your cowtits, mistress."
>"What?!"
>"Not to worry, I set them straight."
>"Oh. Good."
>"Shall I track them down?"
>"...No, that won't be necessary."
>Meido stands and pulls the seat out for your waifu, bowing as she does so, "Coffee, Mistress?"
>Waifu takes a seat with one knee up, and settles in for yet another night of defending your honor.
>"Yes. Reheat the pizza too."

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:12:39 2016 No.15398651

>>15398171
She looks that way because she's one of the lamia from Aht Urghan in FFXI. But yes, a little bit skirting the dangerously cheesy line.

>>15398071
Whatever it was, it doesn't make any sense from a practicality point of view because unless she somehow allowed herself to roll a 1 on the d20 or got fucked over by human dickholes it doesn't make sense.

I mean, shit. I'm not usually for hating on threadcanon but that shit pisses me off more than faggots like ovaries pretending cait siths are anything more than furniture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:13:06 2016 No.15398654 File: 3.86 MB, 3600x4522, miia1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15397265 Well, Most of the Miia stuff is usually from me But i know we have a CereaFag in here somewhere, or we did at least

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:13:54 2016 No.15398659 >>15398645 >>15398647 But do I get a say in it?

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:14:22 2016 No.15398660

>>15398648
>but why are succubi themselves so benevolent?
They probably weren't. The DL was probably highly unusual in her benevolence, I bet most run of the mill succubi would be happy to fuck the soul out of you and leave a cooling corpse behind. It's the DL's influence that gave MG benevolence

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:14:24 2016 No.15398662 >>15398648 I don't know about cats specifically, but there's plenty of Japanese legends of creatures seducing men with the appearance of a beautiful woman only to kill them. A cat one wouldn't surprise me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:14:39 2016 No.15398663 >>15398647 shut up monster girl I just want to be friends

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:16:31 2016 No.15398672 >>15398650 >cowtits It's like you're reading my mind anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:16:39 2016 No.15398675 >>15398659 The only sure-fire way would be to be the most boring, plain-looking guy on the planet and friendzone yourself by getting her a better dick to chase.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:16:43 2016 No.15398676 >>15398237 The fuck do you live, West Virginia?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:16:49 2016 No.15398681 >>15398663 >Monstergirls complaining about friendzone

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:17:51 2016 No.15398685 File: 106 KB, 937x852, Yeti_huggles_by_morningoak-da0hc5c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a yuki-onna doll for hugs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:17:57 2016 No.15398686 >>15398675 That works well until you slip up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:18:38 2016 No.15398691 >>15398685 It will probably come with a yeti to hug you.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:19:39 2016 No.15398695

>>15398650
>Rich and powerful monster girls have their servants shitpost for them
I get the feeling Vampires would be the worst about it. They'd just have maids spend all day doing it, then wake up and shitpost from their phones while meeting dukes and kings and shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:20:18 2016 No.15398697 File: 1.12 MB, 1240x1754, 1454037853086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no Hellwan to cuddledom you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:20:51 2016 No.15398701 >>15398449 >>15398462 >>15398516 >disguised druella >disguised druella 3 >disguised druella 4 I may have failed math back in grade school, but something looks off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:22:04 2016 No.15398709 >>15398695 I feel bad for those maids

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:23:00 2016 No.15398711 >>15398701 >I may have failed math back in grade school, but something looks off. Your pants?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:23:13 2016 No.15398713 File: 172 KB, 1000x1000, 1465563454042.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398701 Here's the second one. It would have made sense if someone had replied to the first image with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:23:53 2016 No.15398718 >>15398711 I bet the tanukis did this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:24:17 2016 No.15398720 >>15398697 I'm going to declare a cuddle war on that Hellhound nextdoor.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:25:49 2016 No.15398725

>>15398709
>Go to a spooky gothic castle that all the villagers fear
>You're just a village girl and have heard horror stories of girls being molested and turned into vampires before being sent out to rape their childhood friends
>But all she has you do is shitpost online all day about her imaginary husbando
>You even get paid to do it
Sounds like an easy life to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:27:59 2016 No.15398732 >>15398725 I bet that girl wants to rape her friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:28:12 2016 No.15398733 >>15398720 Be careful, anon. They play for keeps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:31:04 2016 No.15398746 File: 398 KB, 800x563, 89f05636909f8264be7a87c5223d7692.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to win an all expenses paid trip to MGC onee-san Resort! A beach resort where Onee-san monster girls pamper you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:31:07 2016 No.15398747 >>15398732 >Mistress is walking through shadows again >I wish I got cool vampire powers >My butt hurts >Shitposting is hard >I just want to go home and rape that boy next door /hbg/ has changed her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:31:23 2016 No.15398748 >>15398691 hugs within hugs is too lewd, even if it's a yuki doll

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:31:58 2016 No.15398751 >>15398746 I want to win that trip and then not go

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:34:19 2016 No.15398760 File: 227 KB, 980x796, What Drew Actually Heard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398625 Every day until Drew puts me in a deathlock with her powerful thighs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:34:46 2016 No.15398761 >>15398747 She needs to take over the castle

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:36:25 2016 No.15398765 File: 212 KB, 532x558, 1464556786695.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw a monster girl will never go berserk in order to protect you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:37:10 2016 No.15398769 >>15398733 So do I. Losing is not an option.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:38:38 2016 No.15398771 File: 400 KB, 750x1052, 57406976_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:39:05 2016 No.15398772 >>15398751 You sound mentally ill. Don't worry, the Onee-san security girls will make sure you get your proper dose of Onee-san pampering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:39:19 2016 No.15398773 >>15398771 BOIRDS

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:40:14 2016 No.15398775
File: 160 KB, 1200x1332, gotafeelingsocomplicated.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>15398765
>A Valkyrie will never resurrect the legend of Razgriz to protect you
>A Dragon will never remind men of their follies with claws like swords, and teeth like spears, while bringing fire and death
>A Yuki-Onna will never go [Absolute Zero]
>A Golem will never go absolutely ape shit on a bunch of paladins before sacrificing herself against the Judgment Cannon, telling you to stay while she goes, no following

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:40:59 2016 No.15398776 >>15398771 That's a pudgy Birb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:42:12 2016 No.15398777 File: 885 KB, 500x504, 1464282604727.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398775

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:44:10 2016 No.15398782 >>15398776 Of course! One must properly stuff a bird in preparation for thanksgiving

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:44:44 2016 No.15398787 >>15398775 >tfw Golem will never SUPER...MAN

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:44:46 2016 No.15398788 >>15398777 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbSbOYBcDLg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:46:35 2016 No.15398795 File: 24 KB, 350x359, 1315135345866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398775 >>15398787 Damn it, anons, I didn't want to feel that tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:47:17 2016 No.15398800 >>15398775 I want to slowly drift away in my waifu's arms while the world she threw into chaos is burning. In amidst all the flames and heat, I want to feel a small cold drop of water in my cheeks. I want to make her fight for me so bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:47:26 2016 No.15398801 File: 1.41 MB, 1366x768, 1458849362093.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398777 Monster Girl Academy Rules: FOUR! If he reaches orgasm, then it's not rape!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:49:50 2016 No.15398811 >>15398801 But that is wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:51:12 2016 No.15398816 >>15398801 Can you imagine how fucked rape laws would be if monsters existed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:54:27 2016 No.15398824 What is your waifu doing right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:55:41 2016 No.15398827 >>15398824 scouring monhentai for doujins featuring cute shotas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 21:57:48 2016 No.15398833 File: 385 KB, 2048x2024, 1460479895677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398824 Begging me for milking and chill.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:02:05 2016 No.15398846

>>15398800
>Get captured by a renegade army of paladins who'd deserted the Goddess, they want to ransack your waifu's hoard
>She's long past being a haughty Red Dragon, once the scourge of the realm, and now she's your female lizard
>She pleas with them, tears in her eyes, to let you go
>The leader complies, but not before breaking your arms, leaving you to flop into the mud as your world fades to darkness from the shock of the pain
>That's when it happens, the atmosphere of the scene completely changing, men noticing their lips are cracking from the moisture leaving the air
>Your wife's pupils dilating as bitter tears roll down her cheeks, her claws clenching and breath coming out in ragged short puffs of fire
>They try to scream for retreat, but her body has already shed its human form
>Horses whinnying as their riders kick them into motion, the wings of death unfurl as she takes flight
>Blasting the army with fire that sears armor to flesh, cooking men alive in what was supposed to have guarded them
>The world's a raging inferno with smoke thick with the smell of burning flesh and horse fat rising in horrible plumes all across the opening of your domain
>Leader tries to reason with her, but she responds to his pleas the same way he did her own
>Fire hotter than any she'd ever produced before blasts into him, his screams cut short as he's reduced to nothing more than a silhouette of cinders on the dirt path, his horse dead from her claws
>When the villagers find the ruin she'd wracked, all they see is a naked Dragon stroking your head as you're still unconscious
>Tears and apologies flowing from her in a torrent
>They still tell tale of what happened that day, hundreds of years later

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:07:30 2016 No.15398859 >>15398846 Yep, this is exactly what I had in mind. This pleases my heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:08:11 2016 No.15398862 >>15398824 Thinking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:10:32 2016 No.15398867 >>15398725 >>15398695 But what if after all this time shitposting in his name and defending him the maid starts to believe he's her husbando as well?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:12:29 2016 No.15398872 File: 290 KB, 1200x672, Water Wurm finally finds happiness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:13:25 2016 No.15398876 >>15398867 But her childhood friend?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:14:30 2016 No.15398882 >>15398761 Sounds like a hassle >>15398867 She has her own husbando.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:17:26 2016 No.15398895 >>15398867 Maids are constantly screened for "poaching" behavior. Any exhibiting symptoms are admitted to a rehab facility.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:18:45 2016 No.15398902 >>15398876 >>15398882 Not this particular maid. Just in general.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:20:38 2016 No.15398911 >>15398902 Nah, but if you want to headcanon your own shitty cuckqueen end, go nuts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:22:51 2016 No.15398926 >>15398911 My what? No, I just wanted to know what would the vampire do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:24:35 2016 No.15398932 >>15398926 What would you do if you had a butler that started popping boners for your wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:26:44 2016 No.15398934 >>15398872 I want to cheat on a wurm and break her heart, and then make fun of her for being stupid with my new waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:27:12 2016 No.15398936 >>15398932 Turn it into an alp and add it to the harem

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:27:57 2016 No.15398940 >>15398934 >implying any mg would touch something with a wurm scent

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:28:02 2016 No.15398941 >>15398934 I hate you I hate you so god damn much

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:28:09 2016 No.15398942 >>15398932 I'd make him eat his own fingers. Then again, I'm the jealous sort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:29:51 2016 No.15398945 >>15398942 I like to think that any good waifu, especially a vampiric one has a heavy streak of jealousy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:30:51 2016 No.15398949 >>15398936 You can't turn straight men into alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:33:36 2016 No.15398952 >>15398945 They're probably some of the most jealous and possessive ones after lamias.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:37:51 2016 No.15398966 >>15398949 You just aren't trying hard enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:38:38 2016 No.15398970 >>15398945 >waifu wants other girls to hit on me so she can threaten them and show the world that I belong to her >no one finds me attractive She just wraps her tail around me and pouts while little flame sparks jump out of her mouth occasionally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:41:36 2016 No.15398978 File: 279 KB, 1000x826, 1463543620630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398934 You're the cause of this madness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:42:16 2016 No.15398982 >>15398970 >His waifu isn't just content to have him >Needs to show off, needs to prove something. Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:44:06 2016 No.15398984 >>15398978 I want to pat the head of water wurm and stare into her eyes. What madness lay within them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:45:15 2016 No.15398991 >>15398982 Dragons are proud and haughty. She wants to "show how valuable her hoard is".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:45:43 2016 No.15398993 >>15398982 You bought it for yourself, but every once in a while you want someone to say "Hey man, cool Porsche."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:45:46 2016 No.15398994 >>15398982 she is very insecure from her childhood

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:47:37 2016 No.15399002 >>15398993 No you don't? Literally who gives a fuck what other dudes think about your Porsche?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:47:50 2016 No.15399003 Can someone direct me to some GOOD Vampire MG mistress fics, specifically stories outside TFT and MGE wiki?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:49:47 2016 No.15399012 >>15398993 Nobody will ever say that about that 944 in your garage. Nobody.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:52:58 2016 No.15399024

>>15399003
Like what kind?

There's the one about the lonely vampire in a rundown castle who defeats a knight who comes to slay her and keeps him around as company so she has someone to talk to.

There's one about a guy married to a vampire who has her parents come over for a visit.

There's one about a modern lazy vampire who hangs out in her room all night and gets pampered by her husband.

Could you be more specific?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:53:18 2016 No.15399025 File: 221 KB, 715x1000, 56610072_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:54:57 2016 No.15399031 >>15398978 >>15398984 >One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. >What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:56:57 2016 No.15399039 >>15399031 A true monster is what lays there, an unquenchable lust for headpats and cuddling

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:57:01 2016 No.15399041 >>15398660 >most Probably. I'd imagine there were a few other exceptions. IIRC, KC mentioned other exceptionally rare instances of man and mamono loving one another.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 22:59:23 2016 No.15399052 >>15399039 With shitlord breaking her heart, she's going to need all the cuddles and love she can get. I'd cuddle her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:01:41 2016 No.15399066 >>15399024 Not the same guy but ill take all of the above

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:03:19 2016 No.15399074 >>15399052 But can you withstand the heat of her gaze and the empty smile? Will you hold out long enough for her to gain a normal expression and features?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:05:08 2016 No.15399080 File: 312 KB, 1000x910, youdidwhat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398984

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:09:15 2016 No.15399088 >>15399024 >>15399066 Same guy, and will also take all of the above. Just no RosaVam, please. Its "the only way to make conflict in the story is a bigger and badder villain" syndrome ruined it for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:10:36 2016 No.15399096 >>15399080 Pat her head and gaze into her eyes, didn't you read what I put? I'll go nose to nose if need be. She may want to lighten up on the drinking

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:11:24 2016 No.15399099 >>15399080 Silly drunk fat old hag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:11:39 2016 No.15399100 File: 495 KB, 625x1000, 1458446261268.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399080 A happy Ryu is a rad Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:13:36 2016 No.15399106 >>15399080 Goodbye to the Anon who is going to be sacrificed to this unholy beast of misfortune.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:14:01 2016 No.15399108 >>15399066 >>15399088 Sorry, I don't have them bookmarked. I don't reread completed shorts much. They're probably in the main wordpress/bin. One of the archive bros will probably help out though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:26:46 2016 No.15399131 >>15399100 I'm gonna bully this Ryu by rubbing my dick with her tits !

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:27:08 2016 No.15399132 >>15398746 That sounds like absolute paradise. I'm not sure if I would ever want to leave, but I don't have unlimited funds to stay at a resort forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:27:35 2016 No.15399134 File: 157 KB, 600x675, 1403395021161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15398654 Then wheres the Cereafag? Maybe if there were one around, we'd get more centaur art around

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:29:58 2016 No.15399139 >>15399132 That's good! Because the resort is a trap, you can never leave.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:31:32 2016 No.15399142

>>15399080
I don't think she is safe...
Oh god she isn't.

Why do you think her predictions are always off? It's not because she is dumb, it's because she is lying.

>Demons of chaos levels of insanity and knowledge
>Tries to predict the weather
>Sees the end of the world
>Knows that if she tells the truth either people will despair and the end will come faster
>Or people will say that she is crazy and ignore her
>She keeps it to herself and drinks the despair down with a bottle of beer

If you look deep into her eyes, you can see it too.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:35:03 2016 No.15399148

>You'll never have a pair of maids, twin Kikimoras
>They'll never be effectively the same person, to the point that you're forced to wonder if they share a single mind between them
>They even refer to themselves by a single name, Solphene which you later learn is an amalgamation of the names on their birth certificates, Sophia and Jolene
>You'll ask one to bring you something, and she'll respond with "Right away, Master" only to continue to stand by your side until her sister brings you what you requested
>They also delight in making any guests you have feel unsettled by pretending that there's only one of them while they disappear and reappear in places and at speeds that make them appear to be teleporting or moving faster than the eye can see
>And one time they drove a woman who showed interest in you into an asylum by stalking her relentlessly only to have the one following her hide while the other one remained by your side when she saw you, forcing her to question whether or not she was hallucinating and eventually causing her to have a major nervous breakdown

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:35:42 2016 No.15399149

>>15397419
>fanfiction
>help me write a sotry guys
>Fanfiction.net
>TFT
>Asking about greentext
>admitting to newfaggotry

Six hours late, but please, for the good of this thread, don't post for at least three months. I don't think I've seen a post as bad as this in the threads for a good dozen weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:40:48 2016 No.15399163 File: 125 KB, 600x450, sleeping beauty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget to post your girl before you sleep!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:41:07 2016 No.15399165 >>15399149 >>fanfiction I've never understood the mental gymnastics required to avoid using the term fanfiction. Is this a 4chan thing, or a meme by a couple of autists?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:46:01 2016 No.15399175 What if you tounged a vampire's fangs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:47:56 2016 No.15399179 >>15399148 I want to tell them apart and call both by the right name

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:51:07 2016 No.15399185 >>15399165 Simple: All original characters. Fanfics use predefined characters made by someone else besides the fic writer.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:51:16 2016 No.15399186
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>>15399149
Keep hating, mate. Some people have the balls to speed up the lurking process by being honest and asking questions. I can make an ass of myself all I want.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:52:42 2016 No.15399188

>>15399165
Not him but there's zero mental gymnastics. Just like a DnD campaign in a custom setting isn't DnD fanfiction. Anybody who has ever done tabletop anything understands the difference. Nobody here writes EMG fanfiction for example or any straight fanfiction.

Fanfiction uses established characters and settings. Otherwise, it's just plain old fiction. Using Cthulu doesn't make your work Lovecraft fanfiction and KC using a mindflayer doesn't make his work DnD fanfiction. Same with all the stories here.

So the problem lies with you and your lack of understanding of the roots of MGE and what it is. It's literally a monster manual parody played 100% straight and sexy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:54:51 2016 No.15399197 >>15399185 >>15399185 >Fanfics use predefined characters made by someone else besides the fic writer. Wouldn't it also extend to the using setting itself even if the characters are all original?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:55:27 2016 No.15399199 >>15399186 >reaction images >Taking pride in shitting up the thread No, really, there's a reason the phrase "lurk more" has become so cemented in this site's culture. It applies to people like you, who think they're above it. Have some consideration.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:55:36 2016 No.15399200 >>15399197 Nobody uses the straight KC setting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:56:28 2016 No.15399202 >>15399197 I don't think anyone here uses the KC setting letter for letter. No one's crazy enough to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:56:36 2016 No.15399203 >>15399200 Wasn't talking about a setting in particular.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:56:59 2016 No.15399205 >>15399139 Aww, man. What would happen to me after they spring their trap? Force me to stay there until I can't pay anymore? They would really take the phrase "tourist trap" to a whole new level.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:57:20 2016 No.15399206 >>15399186 Eat shit and lurk more.

Anonymous Tue Jun 14 23:58:51 2016 No.15399211

>>15399203
Depends on if the setting is just a generic setup meant to be a sandbox (Greyhawk) or a specific universe with specific players (Forgotten Realms). The second necessitates the presence of existing characters whether they are addressed or not, so the point is moot really.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:00:03 2016 No.15399213

>>15399185
>>15399188
Some fair points about characters, but I was under the impression that using a similar setting counts?

>>15399202
>>15399200
Most get pretty damn close. Very similar themes and plots. The Order, MGs seeking love/mates, the DL, etc.

>>15399211
This guys point about a sandbox makes a certain amount of sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:00:16 2016 No.15399214 >>15399205 Of course not. You wouldn't need any money if you're there. Your Onee-san will take care of you. Silly boy.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:01:39 2016 No.15399215

>>15399211
That's a pretty nice way of putting it. And really, except under very specific circumstances, your characters will always matter infinitely more than your setting.
At a very base level, the setting is really like the catalyst in which to drive your characters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:02:33 2016 No.15399216 >>15399213 >Very similar themes and plots. That's not the same setting though. I mean DL is just a title. The Order simply denotes an order. and MGs seeking love is the entire premise to these threads. No one writes with MGE's setting exactly in mind.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:02:55 2016 No.15399219

>>15399213
Demon Lords and Holy Orders are a dime a dozen in JP fiction. They're not really unique. I can name 5 animes based on LN's with that sort of premise just from the last decade, not including games.

You know what you call a grouping that has similar traits but are all unique? A genre.

Welcome to the medieval fantasy monstergirl genre.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:04:56 2016 No.15399225

>>15399213
>Very similar themes and plots. The Order, MGs seeking love/mates, the DL, etc.

This is the most basic and standard of any regular fantasy setting. It's the bare bones of the most classic D&D, I suppose.
Really, KC's setting is less a setting, and more an archetype put through an R-rated filter.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:06:48 2016 No.15399229

>>15399165
People get triggered about all sorts of things. It's nothing important.
>>15399186
Welcome to the club, kid. You can be honest and ask questions, but no one's going to help you if you make an ass of yourself whilst doing so. You should already know not to respond to haters.
>>15399149
>>15399199
You really need to get out more if you're getting all butthurt about some newfag desecrating your sacred thread. Find a hobby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:10:56 2016 No.15399234 >>15399229 Sure, let's just calm down about it and not care all that much about what goes on in the thread. It worked out well for the emg threads in /a/, after all. Oh, wait.

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Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:12:52 2016 No.15399239

>>15399225
Remember the original DnD ruleset was developed to play adventures in LotR. Everything is derivative of something. We don't call zombie movies Night of the Living Dead fanfiction. Fanfiction just doesn't fit. What's surprising is the occasional person that has trouble understanding this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:13:40 2016 No.15399243 >>15399237 I just wanted Pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:15:49 2016 No.15399248 >>15399243 Maybe it's under the cat butts? Just reach in there

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:16:44 2016 No.15399251 >>15399248 How about pulling them out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:17:30 2016 No.15399254 File: 91 KB, 600x496, 1463336728788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399243 Tis a cruel world we live in

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:17:44 2016 No.15399255

>>15399237
I want to pull those Cheshires out, get my pizza, and then ask if they want any while they sit on my couch while ignoring the fact that they're not wearing anything from the waist down.
Then when their sexual frustration is at it's peak I want to ask if they want to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:18:04 2016 No.15399257 >>15399239 True, and LotR was heavily inspired by a very famous poet who's name I can't actually remember. William something, I think. But yeah, you're right, fanfiction is the poorest term for the stories, really.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:18:21 2016 No.15399258

>>15399186
You picked a bad time to post. The thread usually gets nasty around the time school gets out. I've found early mornings or really late hours are best for real discussions.

Most of us don't care, we just don't bother wading through the shit throwing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:18:39 2016 No.15399259 >>15399239 >What's surprising is the occasional person that has trouble understanding this. >Surprised at newfags

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Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:19:45 2016 No.15399265

>>15399257
I still argue that it sometimes applies. We have two different kinds of writers. The guys who actually make the setting their own (like Lantern) and the generic stories that are a mini-novel version of the encyclopedia.

But some good points were made.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:20:38 2016 No.15399268 >>15399261 10/10 wife material.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:21:25 2016 No.15399270 File: 803 KB, 760x1200, Kikimora.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >[Cleans in Russian]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:22:24 2016 No.15399272 >>15399270 I only hire Americans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:23:37 2016 No.15399277 >>15399258 Best not to reply to shitposters, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:23:51 2016 No.15399278 File: 19 KB, 200x280, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399270 back behind the iron curtain with you, comrade harlot >>15399272 srsly

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:24:21 2016 No.15399281

>>15399265
The generic stories don't use KC either. Hell, most of them are modern. So it really doesn't apply. To go more with the zombie comparison, animated dead you gotta shoot in the head and spread by bites is just plain old genre standard. There's nothing fanfiction about it when everybody and their dog basically uses it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:24:43 2016 No.15399283 >>15399270 Dumb kiki you can't use words to clean up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:25:28 2016 No.15399284 >>15399270 Would impregnate/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:25:40 2016 No.15399285 I like Cheshires that aren't smug

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:26:03 2016 No.15399286 >>15399283 what if you were talking dirty to her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:26:14 2016 No.15399287 >>15399272 >>15399278 >У меня есть зеленая карта и чистый лучше, чем мексиканец

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:26:45 2016 No.15399288 >>15399285 So you like Genki Cheshires? I don't blame you, what isn't great about a girl who appears out of nowhere to hug you with a big happy grin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:27:48 2016 No.15399290 >>15399283 She's probably singing anon. What monstergirl would have the most beautiful singing voice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:27:50 2016 No.15399291 >>15399278 >mexicat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:28:08 2016 No.15399292 >>15399265 >I still argue that it sometimes applies. It never applies unless you character is waltzing around lesscatie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:29:29 2016 No.15399294 I wonder if a cheer leading team made of undead and led by a lich could improve morale

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:30:20 2016 No.15399298 >>15399270 If she can sing Katyusha, then we're golden.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:31:08 2016 No.15399301 >>15399290 Canonically, Sirens. Realistically, the waifu of the anon reading this post at this moment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:32:29 2016 No.15399304 >>15399288 surprise hugs are nice but what happens when she starts to fall in love with him

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:34:05 2016 No.15399308 >>15399206 >>15399199 There's feeding the troll, then there's spoon-feeding the troll. Whatever you're trying to do, stop. So much for caring about the quality of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:34:39 2016 No.15399309 >>15399298 She sings it all the time. She says her grandmother sang it all the time during the war and taught it to her. Also she gets a little cuddle prone afterwords. It is a love song, after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:37:45 2016 No.15399314 >>15399304 >what happens when she starts to fall in love with him Are you implying she hasn't already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:38:18 2016 No.15399316 >>15399314 wouldn't she be doing the telehugs when young

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:38:37 2016 No.15399319 File: 756 KB, 651x1200, Troll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399308 yeah trolls already have good enough portions

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:39:34 2016 No.15399320 >>15399148 I get the feeling one of them is actually the tentacle kind of maid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:40:04 2016 No.15399321 >>15399316 Yeah she would, and she wouldn't stop when she was a teenager or an adult. It was pretty much love at first sight, reinforced by childhood friendship.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:40:53 2016 No.15399323 >>15399320 Well good thing the two rivals came together and ended the feud for their master

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:41:33 2016 No.15399325 >>15399319 You know what they say about a girl with big feet...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:45:09 2016 No.15399333 >>15399321 >when she was a teenager He better hope she doesn't teleport in when he is jerking off

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:46:31 2016 No.15399337 >>15399325 They say, "Fuck, those are some ugly-ass uncanny valley feet."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:48:01 2016 No.15399342 File: 126 KB, 456x448, 1461113982007.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399333 That's the night when they both become adults.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:48:40 2016 No.15399345
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It's 5:30am, I gotta jot this down before I fall asleep.
Been thinking about hellhounds and anubi together. Then I thought about swapping them around, so I came up with this.

>Hellhound, except delicious brown
>Has the anubis rune markings, but they're tribal patterns depicting fire, rather than exclamation marks, and they completely circle the trunk of her body
>Combines more arcane, mystical magical powers with her natural hellfire manipulation abilities
>Has a few more behavorial traits like an anubis

>Anubis with hellhound qualities
>Still the same average anubis height and build, but obsidian black skin
>And black scelera with a hellhound's firelashes, changing colour to match her irises (from red, to green, blue, purple, etc...)
>Her big fur tufts at her joints are less gray, and more fiery orange like the hellhound's chest tuft, and exude a natural warmness
>Her exclamation mark runes appear grey and unlit in her normal state
>As she heats up, they glow red like they're a transparent window to the fire inside her core
>Then orange, then yellow, then pure white hot at the peak of her power and furor

Might write about them at some point. Maybe a lich does expiriments on a hellhound and anubis and swaps some of their qualities. Who knows.

Sleep tight, pupper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:49:50 2016 No.15399353 >>15399342 To make matters worse? the photo in his hand is of her from the time they went to the beach

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:52:39 2016 No.15399360 >>15399270 What would this kiki do if I died in the Great Patriotic War?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:55:35 2016 No.15399367 >>15399360 She would use all of her abilities to have you brought back as an undead incubus, up to and including usurping power and sending anyone who doesn't make resurrecting you their top priority to the gulag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:57:56 2016 No.15399374 I like twin monsters that are opposites

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:58:10 2016 No.15399375

>>15399353
>Genki Cheshire teleports in for a hug while her childhood friend is fapping to a picture of her in her sling bikini.
>At first she's embarrassed.
>Then she spots the picture.
>"Oh? Oh-ho-ho? What's this anon? Is this me?"
>"Oh wow, this is a nice shot. Really highlights how tightly that bikini clings to me."
>"You don't have to get off to just this though..."
>When anon wakes up the next morning it's with a sore pelvis and a very affectionate and very naked Cheshire clinging to him with the biggest warmest smile on her face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:59:30 2016 No.15399380 I have Arachnophobia, so which spider monster could help me get over it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 00:59:34 2016 No.15399381 File: 471 KB, 800x1100, 1445852502319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This Maus has an oral fixation. Surely it would be no sin to make use of it.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:01:23 2016 No.15399384
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>>15399353
>Cheshire teleports into friend's room one night
>Intends to surprise him
>Is met by moaning
>He's at his desk, masturbating
>In his hand is a picture
>It's the two of them at the beach
>She starts to fidget, tail swishing
>Tail knocks something off the nightstand
>Thunk causes him to turn around
>Both their faces glow bright red
>Poor guy tris to hide his shame
>'Are you... having fun there?'
>'I-I'm sorry! It's not what it looks like! It's just... I've had these feelings about you and I didn't know how to tell you, and I got so excited thinking about you, I-'
>Gets cut off by Cheshire kissing him
>'You dummy. All you had to do was say something, nyahaha.~'
>'R-Really?'
>'You think you're the only one with those feelings? Honsetly, that's one of my favorite pictures to use, too.'
>'Wait. You mean you-'
>'Don't act that surprised now.'
>She pushes him back into his chair
>'But since we've gotten that out in the open, why not why don't we cut out the middle man and do it for real, nya?~'
And that's how Anon married a cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:01:47 2016 No.15399388 File: 438 KB, 800x600, 1392158985370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399380 Try this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:02:51 2016 No.15399390 >>15399388 She won't tie me up in a web and bully me right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:03:02 2016 No.15399391 >>15399380 A milky one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:04:01 2016 No.15399396 >>15399390 Bully? No, she'd never bully you, silly little flyboy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:05:08 2016 No.15399398 >>15399384 >>15399375 And that is how Anon found love with a cheshire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:05:34 2016 No.15399399 >>15399390 Not unless you ask nicely. Or you make her mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:09:48 2016 No.15399410 >>15399399 I want an Arachne to slowly and gently tie me up while whispering praise into my ear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:10:51 2016 No.15399413 >>15399294 I can't see an undead cheerleading team exciting the crowd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:10:57 2016 No.15399414 File: 245 KB, 844x924, 1402466577348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399410 This is a common fantasy for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:12:03 2016 No.15399418 >>15399390 Of course not, since when do spiders do either of those things?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:12:09 2016 No.15399419 >>15399413 >not wanting phlegmatic, deadpan cheers Whoopdy-fricking-doo!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:12:19 2016 No.15399420 What part of the human body would your waifu have a fetish for

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:14:16 2016 No.15399430 >>15399388 Why is having your arms bound around a MG so hot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:14:30 2016 No.15399431 >>15399419 But the lich captain puts no emotion in her cheers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:14:59 2016 No.15399434 >>15399420 Pretty sure the answer is dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:15:25 2016 No.15399436 >>15399420 Round ears, silly pink feet. >>15399431 Whoo. Whoo. Whoopy-doo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:16:00 2016 No.15399439 >>15399431 Who needs emotion when you have magic? She could just zap some energy into the crowd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:16:05 2016 No.15399440 >>15399420 Legs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:17:18 2016 No.15399447 >>15399413 I bet the Skeletons can put on a good cheer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:19:33 2016 No.15399454 I want to unwittingly accept an Arachne's silk clothing marriage proposal and be gently, firmly forced to give her dozens of little babies so they can crawl all over me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:20:18 2016 No.15399459 File: 4 KB, 469x674, 1354542929558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399420 >tfw no vampire nee-san who stays up late at night listening to your heartbeat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:20:20 2016 No.15399460 >>15399454 >silk clothing marriage proposal you mean I didn't get a free robe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:23:18 2016 No.15399469 >>15399460 Oh, the robe is absolutely free. -You- however, won't be.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:26:55 2016 No.15399486

>>15399459
>Can you feel that? Your heartbeat.
>When you're pressed up against me like this it almost feels like I'm human again.
>I miss it. The warmth of the sun on my skin
>being able to go anywhere whenever I want and not having to worry about being burnt to death.
>Not freaking out anytime someone lights a match near me or even has a fireplace.
>Not being hungry all the time and wanting to hurt the people around me who I care about.
>If I ever lost it and hurt you I don't think I could live with myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:33:24 2016 No.15399503 >You will never be gladiator champion. >you will never have a salamander constantly fight you for your title >The next owner of the title will never be your daughter

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:34:37 2016 No.15399507

I want a spider to tie me up and become increasingly unnerved as claustrophobia consumes me and I begin to scream and panic in the least sexual way!
I want her to stop and release me to offer standard, non-tied up sex, only for me to scream and run away!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:36:44 2016 No.15399511 >>15399507 I have to agree, being fully bound would be very unnerving.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:37:29 2016 No.15399513 >>15399486 I want to put my arms around her and hold her close. I want to tell her she'll never have to worry about hurting me because I know she loves me. Then I'll wipe away her tears and hold her close to keep warm as we both drift off to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:37:46 2016 No.15399514 I want to take a desexing stick and wave it around most unsexily to kill the mood

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:38:54 2016 No.15399518 Got a idea >Arachne disguised as human. >gets friendly with man >reveals true self when he accepts hand made scarf.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:39:40 2016 No.15399521
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Hello everyone.

I'm from the Good and Most Honourable Kikimora Maid's Academy. I'm here to round up- I mean enrol all your kiki daughters. Please just sign here and allow me to escort them to the back of my truck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:40:04 2016 No.15399522 >>15399459 I hope she can tell the subtle differences between a fearful heartbeat, an anxious heartbeat, and an excited heartbeat from a distance and adjust her actions accordingly. I like a lady who's in tune with my cardiovascular system.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:41:19 2016 No.15399530 >>15399514 I want to have a casual conversation with a monster girl that has nothing to do with sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:41:32 2016 No.15399531 >>15399521 This isn't some hogwarts like school, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:43:16 2016 No.15399534 >>15399531 It is, and tuition is surprisingly free. All it costs is about 'tree fiddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:43:19 2016 No.15399535 >>15399531 Well, a hairy fat man will definitely be involved in their education, so it'll be a little bit similar to Hogwarts.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:45:41 2016 No.15399538

>>15399486
Heartbeats are comfy, don't make me feeeeel.
When she feeds you make sure she sits in your lap, her chest against yours. The two of you soaking in the intimacy of sharing some of your life with her.
The reason I'm not a huge fan of kloah's vampires.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:45:41 2016 No.15399539 >>15399531 You're a maid harry

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:46:35 2016 No.15399542

>>15399414
>She'll never praise you for being brave enough to let her tie you up.
>She'll never blow into your ear while she suspends you upside down.
>She'll never pull your dick out of your pants and lick it teasingly while looking down at you.
>She'll never shove her crotch into your face and give you one simple order.
>"Lick."
>She'll never start moaning like a porn star to get you really going while you eat her out.
>She'll never start sucking your dick with furious abandon after her first orgasm.
>She'll never make sure that for every orgasm she gets she gives you two.
>She'll never untie you when you're spent and then prince carry you to your room and then spin a web hammock over your bed so she can cuddle with you without needing to worry about taking up space.
>She'll never pull a set of silken sheets she wove that morning over the two of you and kiss you on the forehead before drifting off to sleep with her cheek nuzzling yours
I know for a fact that there's an alternate universe me experiencing this bliss right the fuck now.
Fuck him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:46:40 2016 No.15399543 >>15399539 >Not Harriet Come on anon, that name exists for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:48:26 2016 No.15399546 >>15399518 >It was me, spiders all along! >Man pulls off skin to reveal alp >'Aw shucks, thought I had finally found a man'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:49:21 2016 No.15399548 >>15399542 >She'll never make sure that for every orgasm she gets she gives you two I don't want this, I get dizzy after just one. I'd rather give her three to every one I get.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:50:05 2016 No.15399550 File: 221 KB, 620x1200, alp meido.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399543 Alps can be maids too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:50:23 2016 No.15399551 >>15399546 >Aw shucks Legit Alp dialogue, 10/10.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:51:39 2016 No.15399554 >>15399550 Alps are shit and belong in the trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:52:48 2016 No.15399557 >>15399550 I guess they can.... Mine's going to need a proper bust or rear before anything silly happens. Dairy may be employed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:54:21 2016 No.15399559 >>15399548 Well you have to set up the exchange rate before the sex so you can have that if you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:55:25 2016 No.15399565 not gonna fool me 8 legged freaks ive got enough raid and old worn shoes to clean every corner right next to my nightstand

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:56:25 2016 No.15399570 >>15399538 Feel the feelings

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:56:26 2016 No.15399571 >>15399518 >Anon doesn't know how he just gained a wife or how fucked he is till he hears the dark"yeeeesss" as his female friend gains a few more eyes...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 01:57:34 2016 No.15399573 >>15399543 I wanted to make sure the reference was gotten

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:00:02 2016 No.15399579 How would little red riding hood be changed if a monster was telling the story?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:00:27 2016 No.15399583 >>15399571 Not gonna lie, I'd have the hardest boner of my life if that happened to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:01:38 2016 No.15399589 >>15399579 Little red riding hood would be a dashing young man, and the big bad wolf would be a dog girl of some type. Depends on who's telling the story. Also they get married at the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:02:35 2016 No.15399591 >>15399521 You stay the hell away from my Kiki daughteru, woman! My waifu has already corrupted her enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:02:52 2016 No.15399594 >>15399589 what happens to sick grandma

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:02:58 2016 No.15399595 >>15399579 Once upon a time there was this slutty cocktease of a shota...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:03:20 2016 No.15399597 >>15399518 >Arachne disguised as human. I now have the mental image of an Ushi Oni wearing a TF2 Spy mask while attempting to seduce anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:03:54 2016 No.15399600 Fuck someone threw a deer skull in my yard, what could it mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:04:04 2016 No.15399601 >>15399579 Red riding hood is a shota and gets raped Grandma is changed to grandpa and gets raped The story is changed so that the woodsman is the main character instead and he rapes the big bad wolf

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:04:12 2016 No.15399603

>>15399518
> She just throws a camoflage tarp over her massive spider abdomen
> "Hello sexy male friend, it is I, Hugh Man. Please accept my gift. "
" Ok. You're a man like myself, so I can trust you. There can't possibly be repercussions for what I'm doing. "
> " Joke's on you, I was a spider! "
" I've been fooled!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:04:26 2016 No.15399604 >>15399600 That someone is trying to cast a curse on you.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:05:54 2016 No.15399609

>>15399600
Does it have the horns attached? If so, you just found a cool nick-nack.
Also, it means that a deer girl is trying to hit on you in the native tradition, by proving that she'll be with you until she dies and her skull is bleached by the sun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:07:45 2016 No.15399620 >>15399609 Horns are still on it, but I'm not sure how well it is because it is night

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:08:39 2016 No.15399622 >>15399601 No, the woodsman is the kindly forest oni who happens by and saves Little Red Riding Shota from getting raped by the big bad Wolfu like Grandpa did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:09:43 2016 No.15399626 >>15399430 Because they're literally raping you into hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:11:22 2016 No.15399633 >>15399594 Sick grandma is instead "I want grandkids" grandma and lends the wolf her clothes on the condition that she gives her grandkids to spoil. Red Riding hood is delivering groceries to grandma.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:12:58 2016 No.15399641 you anons don't get it, all genders get cleanly swapped for monstergirl universe stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:13:08 2016 No.15399642 >>15399579 >what big breasts you have

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:16:34 2016 No.15399656 Reminder that most standard adventuring groups have a healer, tank, mage and something vaguely Asian that being the case, a sea bishop, dragon and kunoichi team should do the trick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:18:48 2016 No.15399666 >>15399656 Kunoichi Tank Sea Bishop Asian Dragon Healer Human Mage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:20:50 2016 No.15399670 >>15399666 >Sea Bishop Asian My mind gave me a bunch of horribly racist thoughts. I need to clean myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:21:55 2016 No.15399673 >>15399486 >If I ever lost it and hurt you I don't think I could live with myself but i want her to bite me, it's my fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:22:43 2016 No.15399675 >>15399673 There is a difference than a bite and a dried up husk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:24:02 2016 No.15399681 >>15399666 Ok satan, how exactly does the ninja fuction as tank?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:26:08 2016 No.15399689 >>15399681 Buff Ninja

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:27:39 2016 No.15399691 >>15399681 Never heard of a dodge-tank? She taunts the enemies and avoids their attacks with high speed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:27:42 2016 No.15399692 >>15399681 Most ninjas are more about raw power anyway, so It could work

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:28:39 2016 No.15399694 >>15399689 >Muscle kunoichi >Her skimpy uniform shows off her tight rear, bulging biceps, and a hard core >Doesn't think she's womanly at all. I'd gladly wife that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:33:06 2016 No.15399706 File: 203 KB, 480x678, vampire biting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399675 She's silly, there's no way that she'll drink that much in one sitting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:33:15 2016 No.15399707 Reminder that you aren't allowed to marry lolis, even if they're monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:34:56 2016 No.15399712 >>15399706 doesn't make her fear any less real

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:36:03 2016 No.15399714 >>15399707 Good Lolis can burn for all I care, Give me a true woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:36:05 2016 No.15399715 >>15399707 Fuck you and fuck the rules, I'm going to marry a herd of loli porcs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:36:26 2016 No.15399718 >>15399712 Sounds like you're just going to have to force her to bite you and get it over with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:37:10 2016 No.15399720 File: 630 KB, 774x1000, 1435691105342.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399707 You can't stop me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:37:50 2016 No.15399721 >>15399718 And every time she wonders if she will be able to stop herself and not give into the temptation

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:38:34 2016 No.15399723 >>15399712 She acts like she's going to hulk out and drain every drop of blood from me in one bite, besides, if I feel like I'm in danger then just push her away

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:39:00 2016 No.15399725 I want to the the outoto of at least seven onee-sans of varying types.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:39:28 2016 No.15399726 I want to be a Wock's older brother

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:40:54 2016 No.15399728 >>15399707 You can't tell me what to do anon, you're not my real dad!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:43:54 2016 No.15399735 >>15399721 Force yourself on her. Cut yourself open and pour your blood down her throat. Get her hooked on the taste of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:48:13 2016 No.15399743 File: 600 KB, 655x1200, 1434621202076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Healthy Holsts eats her veggies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:50:55 2016 No.15399748 >>15399735 >Cut yourself open and pour your blood down her throat. Do not actually do this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:51:38 2016 No.15399752 >>15399743 Would a holst help me stay on a diet of fruits, vegetables, and milk to get fit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:52:01 2016 No.15399754 >>15399735 What if she needs to feed but you're not around? You better travel with her as he cute little bloodbag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:52:08 2016 No.15399756 >>15399748 JAM THE KNIFE INTO YOUR HAND, ANON. IT ONLY HURTS A LITTLE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:52:38 2016 No.15399760 >>15399752 The diet part would work fine, but you don't get /fit/ without putting in the exercise, which is udderly incomprehensible to such docile creatures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:54:07 2016 No.15399763 >>15399754 >cute little bloodbag she might not like you nicknaming yourself that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:54:18 2016 No.15399765 >>15399756 You've lost him

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:54:55 2016 No.15399766 >>15399760 Ehh, I'd be happy with just losing weight. And it's not like we'd be completely inactive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:56:09 2016 No.15399767 >>15399748 How else are you going to be a yandere otouto? >>15399763 But that's a good thing, having a classy girl like her enjoy your blood is something that you should be proud of!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:56:16 2016 No.15399768 >>15399707 Just for that I'm going to marry two lolis and an oppai loli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:56:40 2016 No.15399770 >>15399766 Oh, I see, I see. Say no more squire, say no more! Wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:56:44 2016 No.15399771 >No yellow scaled shy dragon that's bullied at work with the nickname "yellowbelly" can work with lamias and wurms too

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 02:58:39 2016 No.15399778 >>15399767 But she wants you proud as a person not as her drink, she feels it is dehumanizing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:00:01 2016 No.15399782 >>15399763 She'll hitch him to the lancers post and all will be good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:00:38 2016 No.15399784 File: 848 KB, 850x1202, 1399209016041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15399771 Here, have this bunny instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:04:38 2016 No.15399793 >>15399778 Is she one of those vampires who actually care about their drink, fucking hippy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:07:42 2016 No.15399796 >>15399486 What a silly girl. She's no more vulnerable to fire than any one else and the sunlight doesn't burn her into ashes, it;s just uncomfortable. And I would be personally offended if she didn't drink from me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:09:25 2016 No.15399800 File: 126 KB, 1200x857, 1455733332976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tremble, brief mortal!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:14:22 2016 No.15399812 >>15399796 Chuuni vampire terrified of the sun like the guy from benchwarmers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:20:12 2016 No.15399828 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please make sure to comfort your Wans and Nyans when the thunder comes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:21:07 2016 No.15399831 >>15399828 Nyans don't care about thunder though. At least mine don't. The dog hides under the bed but the cats don't give two shits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:26:41 2016 No.15399839 >>15399831 I've had cats that ignore it and cats that go hide in the bathroom because of it. Really depends on the individual.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:29:09 2016 No.15399845

Hello /mgt/. I've got some very important news to tell you guys. I've received leaked versions of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia localization from a confidential source. And, I must say, it doesn't seem pretty. Seven Seas appears to have outsourced the translation to some other company, I'm not entirely sure who, but they've taken quite a few liberties with the translation. Name changes, altering the art, and more.

I can't release them all, but I'll post a few pages that appear to have the biggest changes. Take this knowledge and arm yourselves with it. Don't say I didn't warn you though.

http://i.imgur.com/DXlhjIF.png
http://i.imgur.com/uA8EHG7.png
http://i.imgur.com/3a7qXD9.png

I'm not sure if these will be the final versions, but I hope at the least it will receive a quality check before publishing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:31:19 2016 No.15399849 >>15399845 Treehouse/10 Sticks to the lore while keeping it 'fresh' for the westerners. Art remains as high quality as ever Too much water.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:32:16 2016 No.15399850 >>15399845 You're a cheeky fucker. I'm sending my Cyborg Ushi after you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:34:15 2016 No.15399854 >>15399845 Motherthefuker

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:34:35 2016 No.15399855 >>15399845 Ninja a best

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:36:12 2016 No.15399859 File: 120 KB, 1412x1000, 1433869427265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I wanted to buy a bunch of hardcover omnibus collections of silly comics but lacked the funds to do so, how should I approach my wealthy waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:37:09 2016 No.15399862 >>15399859 be a good gold digger and fuck her for funds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 03:39:23 2016 No.15399864 >>15399862 But she can have me for free whenever she wants anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 04:04:43 2016 No.15399907 File: 586 KB, 698x1105, 1456412365563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Avidas, dh'oine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 04:15:17 2016 No.15399918 >>15399600 This sounds like the start of a creepy pasta. But seriously if you feel threatened don't hesitate to call authorities in case of danger.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 04:17:07 2016 No.15399920

>>15399681
Dodge tank and taunts reduce the enemies' combat effectiveness, making it so only nicks occasional hit her. This allows the enemy to be distracted by her movements and deadly assassination techniques while you and your friends deal the debuffs and the real pain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 04:20:07 2016 No.15399923 >>15399918 Wuss, go out and rape your rapist before they become your rapist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 04:23:23 2016 No.15399928 File: 144 KB, 1440x900, 1434385922449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So why aren't you living in a Dwarven Mine yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 04:23:44 2016 No.15399929 I want to beat up a Lich https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swaffelen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 04:24:55 2016 No.15399932 >>15399929 >this is a real term now Ah, the spirit of human endeavor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 04:38:11 2016 No.15399943 >>15399907 What'd you call me you knife-ear?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 04:39:49 2016 No.15399944 >>15399943 I think she wants your peepee in her vajayjay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 04:51:52 2016 No.15399972 >>15399918 I'm guessing my neighbor who parties probably just threw it over

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 04:59:28 2016 No.15399981 File: 155 KB, 803x526, 1448566224520.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When kissing a lady's hand, do you kiss the meaty one or the ectoplasmy one? I need to know this so I don't commit a faux pass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 04:59:58 2016 No.15399982 >>15399981 Both

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 05:14:00 2016 No.15400011 >>15399981 You kiss her inner thigh.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 05:20:05 2016 No.15400028

>>15399928
Because you can't farm underground, seriously how the fuck do they grow crops down there? They can't be eating nothing but mushrooms. And where the hell do they get fresh water, sure there could be an aquifer but it'll run out eventually. So the only place they could be getting their food and water would be from the outside but Dwarves are mines not farmers, and you never see farms outside their holds so they must be getting it from somewhere else. So obviously all any attacking army would have to do is siege them for a while until their food stores run out, because they don't have any refrigeration, and they'll either surrender or starve. Sure they could have a secret passage out the back but its obviously going to be hard to reach and hidden so they can't bring in the massive amounts of food and water needed to properly feed a kingdom.
I can't be the only one whose thought of this can I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 05:47:31 2016 No.15400065 >>15399981 She'll over you the back of her hand to kiss, the claw pointing down with her fingers. There will be little enough distance between the ethereal claw and the flesh that you can kiss both at once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 05:50:33 2016 No.15400073 >>15400028 >not knowing how to cultivate plump helmets >not drinking alcohol exclusively laughingurists.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 05:54:16 2016 No.15400080 I going to get in to a rocky relationship with a gnome, filled with dirty puns!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 06:02:10 2016 No.15400094 >>15400080 >rocky >dirty You're a real goldmine of puns, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 06:11:39 2016 No.15400111 Which monster girl is best for handcuffing to a bed and eating out until her mind is mush? And why is it Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 06:12:54 2016 No.15400114 >>15400111 I do that for interrogating Mice Girls I catch, asking them where the food in my pantry went.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 06:15:02 2016 No.15400118 >>15399707 This is why the Sabbath has lobbying groups.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 06:15:27 2016 No.15400120 >>15400094 I'm not regularly a punny guy, its just when I think about gnomes my head gets all muddy from the mountain of thoughts so I have to control the landslide and bring my thoughts back down to earth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 06:16:59 2016 No.15400125 >>15400011 Now this is a man who understands his ladies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 06:18:02 2016 No.15400126 >>15400114 The Mauswurm ate it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 06:18:03 2016 No.15400127 >>15399928 Geezus fuck do I adore Dwarven Architecture. >>15400028 Ultra-Violet Light, whether by magic or technology or a mix. Underground water reservoirs are a thing, and often quite pure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 06:18:41 2016 No.15400131 >>15400118 I want them to lobby in my bed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 06:19:19 2016 No.15400133 >>15400111 Because Anubis is best for all things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 06:54:15 2016 No.15400189 >>15400133 But especially the best for ))<>((

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 06:59:31 2016 No.15400201 >>15400189 Now there's something I haven't seen in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 07:02:58 2016 No.15400209 First it was a scary Alp, now it's insectoid Kikimoras. Witcher 3 is ruining all my hopes and dreams.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 07:07:17 2016 No.15400217 >>15400209 You gotta bully the alps before they bully you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 07:18:46 2016 No.15400247 >>15400217 Killed me before I got in three hits, and it was on the same bloody level as me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 07:30:44 2016 No.15400276 >>15400209 >>15400247 And now they're telling me Wights use their own saliva in their brews. This is lewd. Can you imagine a classy Wight spitting into some soup she's going to serve to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 07:32:21 2016 No.15400283 >>15400276 >Spit I think it's less of a spit and more of a drool. Like if she fingers herself as she imagines the look on your face as you eat the food she cooked for you, and a bit of drool just happens to slip in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 07:34:09 2016 No.15400286 >>15400283 That's even sloppier!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 07:36:55 2016 No.15400290 >>15400286 It's still better than spitting. Refined ladies don't spit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 07:54:37 2016 No.15400324 >You'll never come across your Warrior Wight waifu reading an ancient manual called "End Him Rightly" detailing various obscure methods to bring your husbando to climax like the 'pommel screw'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:17:19 2016 No.15400378 >>15399845 Not enough memes Need "do you even lift bruh" oni

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:19:52 2016 No.15400382 >>15399845 It's good to have you back, Crayonanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:26:34 2016 No.15400397 >>15399845 HOLY FUCK. Crayon lives!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:28:29 2016 No.15400401 >>15399845 Wasn't there a seven seas dude in the thread when this became a thing? Does he still lurk? That company should get crayon to do a few joke translations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:30:06 2016 No.15400403 >>15400401 I'm still not sure why everyone believed him without a shred of proof. I'm convinced it was a random anon playing us all for idiots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:33:47 2016 No.15400412 >>15400403 He didn't claim anything big enough to be an anon looking for a laugh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:37:21 2016 No.15400420 >>15400412 True, but what are the chances a Seven Seas guy would come to this thread and start talking about it? He was also being vague about everything, it's generally what an anon looking for (you)s would do outside of shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:39:09 2016 No.15400426 >>15400420 >what are the chances a rep from a company translating MGE would go to the sole MGE thread on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:39:14 2016 No.15400427 File: 2.48 MB, 2480x3507, Colors.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ghoul.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:42:47 2016 No.15400441 >>15400426 >no one lies on the internet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:43:28 2016 No.15400446 >>15400427 Is that Magnifire's art? The style seems familiar. Lovely to have more Ghoul though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:43:48 2016 No.15400448 >>15400427 What the fuck? Good Ghoul art?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:44:59 2016 No.15400455 >>15400427 Somebody should mop up all that water.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:45:05 2016 No.15400456 >>15400441 Anons don't tell white lies on the internet. There would be literally no point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:45:34 2016 No.15400459 >>15400446 Yes, that is Magnifire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:47:03 2016 No.15400462 >>15400426 Are we really that big? /jp/ is a niche board and this is a niche thread within it. I'm pretty fucking skeptical of that guy too, but maybe that's because I frequent /v/ where anons make a habit of impersonating company reps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:48:31 2016 No.15400469 >>15400462 >Are we really that big? We are literally it, except from /monster/ I would be surprised if a company didn't bother to check the target audience of any english translation before signing the deal. Money is money yo. They know about us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:48:38 2016 No.15400470 >>15400456 You're joking at this point, right? I'm just going to assume this is sarcasm not translating on the internet, or you're just trying to string me along now.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:49:41 2016 No.15400475

>>15400462
Wouldn't be the first time manga publishers have dropped by 4chan threads and most make sure to include the site in their "where do you get your news from/what sites do you frequent" section in their surveys.

They're very much aware of who their target audience is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:50:13 2016 No.15400480 >>15400470 No I'm being 100% legit. He rocked up to tell us that they were going to translate it faithfully. What lameass kinda reaction would that pull? If you were gonna bother, you'd pull the kinda shit crayon joked about, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:53:42 2016 No.15400491 >>15400427 It's getting hard to find a single MG. Do you think I could score with a Ghoul?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:54:24 2016 No.15400495 >>15400480 You honestly think anons won't make up shit to look important? I envy your innocence, but I'll admit there's a possibility he was legitimate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:55:08 2016 No.15400498 >>15400480 Which they also confirmed on twitter around the same time, you're right that if someone wanted to lie they would be saying that some things might need to be changed due to "cultural differences" or try to stir shit with other bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:56:33 2016 No.15400502 >>15400495 The thing is the anon didn't make up shit. He's not going "Hey goys my dad works for KC ama xD". He may have assumed an identity that wasn't him, but he didn't really say anything of note. At what point I have to ask "why bother"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 08:58:52 2016 No.15400512 >>15400498 Thing is, I've been on other boards where anons have made reasonably claims to be reps or developers, only for them to be finally caught out. It happens, and as a result it's best not to believe baseless claims straight away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:01:05 2016 No.15400522 >>15400502 Boredom, basically. If you wanted to be convincing, would you make crazy claims, or try and keep things small and simple?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:06:47 2016 No.15400539 >>15400522 Would you keep things small and simple if you were bored though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:09:18 2016 No.15400549 >>15400539 Yes. If I wanted to string people along, yes I would. I'm actually surprised you've never come across anything like this before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:11:49 2016 No.15400558 >>15400549 He didn't string any one alone though. He popped in when it was relevant, said something mild and was never heard from again. Like if that was the dude's idea of an ebin prank, he might as well have just watched paint dry.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:27:18 2016 No.15400599

Guys...

What if all those women in the middle east...

Who wear those disgusting niqabs and other such ugly pieces of clothing...

Were wearing them not because tradition and fanaticism forces them...

But were wearing them because they're weakened by the sun...

Because they're actually vampires?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:28:26 2016 No.15400602 If a Plant Girl were to suffer an unfortunate accident having to do with a love-lorn but sadly radioactive hobo, would she be able to grow a new body to replace what was lost?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:29:33 2016 No.15400605 >>15400599 Then their men should be docile and subjugated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:30:00 2016 No.15400607 >>15400599 So begins the Tenth Crusade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:31:30 2016 No.15400608 >>15400605 As if any man there were worth keeping as a husband... but they're too proud to actively seek one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:31:55 2016 No.15400610 >>15398746 >>15399132 >>15399139 >>15399205 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwxWe22ZUOw

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:34:44 2016 No.15400617 File: 738 KB, 1001x1221, 1457003016340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uhh, honey? I'm not sure I know what kind of sound a Sahuagin makes when aroused...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:36:17 2016 No.15400620 >>15400427 Finally, one of the better undead gets some love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:36:31 2016 No.15400621 >>15400617 That's an oni

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:38:03 2016 No.15400624 >>15400427 Why is she in a sewer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:38:51 2016 No.15400628 >>15400621 An Oni wearing a swimsuit usually associated with the Sahuagin, the implication being that there's some kind of roleplaying going on in the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:39:00 2016 No.15400629 >>15400621 Maybe that's the point? It's like a cosplay or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:39:14 2016 No.15400630 >Have two moles in my neck >They have a little distance between them Stay away, vampires. It's not a target.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:40:21 2016 No.15400633 File: 118 KB, 500x750, 1452081652273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15400630 Is too late, tovarich anon.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:42:08 2016 No.15400638

>>15400624
Undead love crypts, sewers, catacombs. It's all good to them, basically anywhere dark and creepy.

Also, the picture reminds me of this a bit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu2ZJ5iZSMU
Only you know, the Ghoul chose to run at the guy instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:43:25 2016 No.15400642 >>15400624 Because there's balloons and cotton candy down there, Georgie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:43:25 2016 No.15400643 >>15400628 I thought something fishy was going on

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:49:10 2016 No.15400651 >>15400633 No! I will never lose to a higher being like a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:57:26 2016 No.15400666 File: 492 KB, 809x1145, b743268bdaaf01efe45738eb1161c90c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15400630 >>15400651 Just accept your fate anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:58:06 2016 No.15400668 >>15400666 B-but Satan, I don't wanna be a snackbar!

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 09:59:34 2016 No.15400673
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Mucus Toads have disgusting names, but I'd still happily go with one.
Wet and slippery at all times? That sounds fun, even if it would ruin all the furniture and make the place look like you had Slimer from the Ghostbusters as your room mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:00:54 2016 No.15400680 >>15400673 Behold, our very first Mucus Toad story! http://pastebin.com/T93MjE4h

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:01:55 2016 No.15400682 I want to be completely taken advantage of by a dominant yandere girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:03:27 2016 No.15400688 >>15400680 >http://pastebin.com/T93MjE4h >Mucus Toad story SWEET! >alp Oh, nevermind. I don't want to read about a frog girl who talks like Foghorn Leghorn in a porno.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:04:43 2016 No.15400693 File: 269 KB, 1000x1000, 1443976063015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15400688 If it didn't have his name on it, you'd read it happily and never know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:07:26 2016 No.15400697 >>15400666 I'm not going to give up. I'll flee until the sun is up and I'll even fight satan if I need to. I know i'm going to be a slut as soon as I feel their fangs, since I have a biting fetish and all of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:07:37 2016 No.15400698 >>15400693 I'd have guessed from all the "I say, I say again your tallywacker is all stiff! Pump my derriere with your tally-totem!" dialogue I would be bound to find.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:09:08 2016 No.15400703 >>15400698 But there isn't any you scallywag! Who on God's green earth speaks in such a manner in any case? I do declare you are a foolish scoundrel, defaming a virtuous young writer with your degrading remarks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:09:24 2016 No.15400704 >>15400697 >I'll flee until the sun is up and I'll even fight satan if I need to. You'll run when the sun comes up? With your lives on the line? Alive? With no Choice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:10:30 2016 No.15400706 >>15400703 >Who on God's green earth speaks in such a manner in any case? Well, there's Alp for one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:12:21 2016 No.15400713 >>15400706 Just another meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:17:38 2016 No.15400724 File: 987 KB, 1240x1748, 8b6c4a05dc11a8cbeab35994030f9717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15400668 There's nothing wrong with being a loved snackbar. >>15400697 >spoiler One of us, one of us, one of us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:18:20 2016 No.15400726 >>15400704 I do have a choice, and it is surviving. The only way they are going to get my blood is if they catch me and manage to pin me on the ground! I'm not the type who goes down without a fight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:21:12 2016 No.15400729 File: 631 KB, 640x500, IT'S MAGIC.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behold the power of true magic! Are you even trying Wizards?

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:24:12 2016 No.15400733 [SPOILER]

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>>15399134
My guess is that he's gone.
Not a lot of people like centaur girls all that much, sadly. Especially not so much Cerea, who people equate to being 'Saber on a horse.'
Though I'd say she's more like 'Samus on a horse.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:27:46 2016 No.15400740 >>15400729 kero rero kero rero kero rero kero rero

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:29:43 2016 No.15400745 File: 150 KB, 960x872, f328658fc9a83317d220c3d6655a91d8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15400733 We already have Saber on a horse though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:36:39 2016 No.15400757 >>15400729 That's offensive I'm telling the paladins.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:43:54 2016 No.15400779
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I've seen my story mentioned a few times here even though it's MGQ. I've just put up chapter 76, if there are people here who follow it or take a liking to it.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9352118

I picked a bad time to post a link to that site, haven't I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:45:46 2016 No.15400784 File: 45 KB, 640x480, 1448211339513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So where does this recent tide of Vampire love come from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:45:54 2016 No.15400785 >>15400729 How do I teach my waifu to do tricks? All she can do is break glass with her voice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:47:39 2016 No.15400790 >>15400779 Still preferable over TFT. Speaking of, why do we still allow content from artists that host their stuff there? By hosting their stuff on TFT, they automatically condone the faggotry going on over there. "just content" my ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:47:47 2016 No.15400792 >>15400779 >MGQ fanfiction That sounds like it could be quite possibly horrifying. >76 chapters Jesus Christ, that's horrifying on its own right. >>15400785 She a Banshee?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:50:02 2016 No.15400799 >>15400784 I bet it's one berserk vampire lover doing his thing and many other followed. Remember that everytime you start a discussion about your waifu, she gets all lovey dovey and hugs her (you) daki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:51:01 2016 No.15400803 File: 164 KB, 960x960, 1463796956823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15400792 >Jesus Christ, that's horrifying on its own right. Still less than anonymoose's saga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:51:11 2016 No.15400804 >>15400792 She a Vanilla dragon that doesn't know how to sing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:51:49 2016 No.15400805 >>15400784 Well I have been a vampire lover since we were on /a/, I don't know about others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:57:17 2016 No.15400813 >>15400779 Care to summarize what it's actually about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 10:58:44 2016 No.15400816 >>15400804 Teach her to sing some decent Dragon songs, then. Word by word. FUS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:04:29 2016 No.15400829 >>15400816 I don't think that's a good idea. Don't really want her breaking things other than glasses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:06:22 2016 No.15400833 >>15400829 Racist. Next you'll tell me you don't want Dwarves busting up taverns as part of their traditional fighting game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:09:43 2016 No.15400843 >>15400779 I would also like a summary. The last 70+ chapter story I read from here turned to shit half way through, I want to avoid another potentially massive waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:11:59 2016 No.15400852 >>15400790 But Thunderbrother and LDR are over there. Yes, Thunder took the wise option of quitting after finishing his shit and LDR seems to be less involved with the MG community than she used to be, but they're pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:13:16 2016 No.15400858 >>15400852 >Thunderbrother and LDR are over there >Thunderbrother Don't do this to me man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:13:31 2016 No.15400859 >>15400803 Yeah, but that's 90% aimless padding with incompetent villains slowing the whole thing down every volume.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:14:33 2016 No.15400863 >>15400858 Quicksilver too, if you're one of the anons who actually liked his stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:15:52 2016 No.15400868 File: 396 KB, 600x800, 1446024664734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15400863 Tungsten?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:16:13 2016 No.15400870 >>15400859 Wouldn't an incompetent villian speed things up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:19:14 2016 No.15400883 >>15400870 You would think so, wouldn't you? Overpowered monster harem vs random human knights never goes well for humans in the story, but they never seem to learn from it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:21:53 2016 No.15400890 File: 263 KB, 500x669, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vampires make for good lolis but wights are better otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:23:29 2016 No.15400893 >>15400890 Consider Wight lolis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:24:20 2016 No.15400896 >>15400833 Fine. I guess she can break a few things as long as they aren't my bones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:25:32 2016 No.15400899 >>15400896 Good boy, you earned a treat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:26:53 2016 No.15400901 >>15400893 Somehow that feels like a complete mismatch, I just can't see it. It's like putting chocolate on a steak or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:27:34 2016 No.15400904 >>15400896 >not wanting a Bane monstergirl, who if you take off her panties things will get very arousing for you. She'll break you and you'll love it!

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:31:21 2016 No.15400918

>>15400790
>Speaking of, why do we still allow content from artists that host their stuff there?
Mainly because we're not mods and also because doing so would be more autistic than "stop liking what I don't like."

As long as they don't post futa/monster boys/furry here it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:40:36 2016 No.15400949 >>15400901 Nonsense, it's a match made in heaven. A refined, well mannered undead loli who's more mature than her appearance suggests would be wonderful. I want to test her patience by asking if she would rather have juice while she drinks wine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:41:29 2016 No.15400952 >>15400949 Wine is just grapejuice gone bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:42:46 2016 No.15400955 >>15400890 Adult vampires are better This makes me think, if they're immortal, when can a vampire be considered a cake?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:43:11 2016 No.15400956 Out of curiosity, what would a good name for a salamander be? I doubt they'd have cheesy fire-based names but I can't think of anything.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:43:41 2016 No.15400958

>>15400813
>>15400843
Local paladin-equivalent with a bunch of other paladin-equivalents get stuck in the middle of a tanuki-tier planned monster attack to incite war between countries. Have to run off once they do something morally questionable, where they meet a monster that ended up saving their asses. Group splits to go to each country to alert them of the monster attacks and to get pity points so as to get protection from the country now chasing after them, but find out the other countries also were attacked. Goes from there as they try to figure out what's going on and if the Monster Lord is involved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:44:36 2016 No.15400961 >>15400904 My bones are off limits, but she is free to do that with my mind. >>15400899 I ain't no dog!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:44:48 2016 No.15400962 >>15400958 That's actually clever-sounding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:45:55 2016 No.15400966 >>15400949 >undead loli >>>/trash/ Don't touch my waifu you fucking sabbath shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:51:07 2016 No.15400974 File: 238 KB, 723x1023, 1394776808639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well since Vampires are the flavor of the week now, is there anything, anything at all, that can be done with them that isn't lame and cliched already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:51:09 2016 No.15400975 File: 1.27 MB, 1280x720, 1382858577183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15400966 Threatened are we? At the end of the day undead are just a race, not individuals. Undead lolis have been a thing for a long time already.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:51:14 2016 No.15400976

>keep finding the same succubus naked in your bed every night
>she keeps coming back even though you always point out that this is your house and she doesn't live here
>she also keeps showing up in your shower every morning and misuses the shower head
>and watches some kind of naked wrestling channel on your TV. It sucks, they don't even powerbomb each other through tables or anything, it's all submission holds or something.

How do you fix this freeloader problem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:52:23 2016 No.15400981 >>15400976 I think she might be a figment of your imagination, it's nothing to be concerned about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:52:48 2016 No.15400982 >>15400975 >taking it seriously Or wait, am I the fool for taking you seriously? You're not about to take this post seriously, are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:54:38 2016 No.15400994 >>15400982 >I was only pretending to be retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:55:02 2016 No.15400995 >>15400976 I show her my penis to make her laugh. I don't know how it would solve the problem but it's what I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:56:18 2016 No.15400998 >>15400974 Vampires on go-carts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:57:40 2016 No.15401002 >>15400994 >he took it seriously

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:58:58 2016 No.15401007 >>15400974 >Vampires >flavor of the week But they've always had a few anons devoted to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 11:59:55 2016 No.15401010 >>15401007 But it's just that I see more of it now than I used to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:00:56 2016 No.15401017 >>15401010 Not really. Half of the vampire pics posted are mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:01:38 2016 No.15401021 >>15401017 Oh. Well. My mistake, Bloodbag-kun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:06:45 2016 No.15401033 >>15400949 Still not really feeling it. The way the wight is decipted in the profile picture is just too perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:10:46 2016 No.15401042 >>15401033 I dunno. It's the kind of perfection that can be built upon. Like Thigh-Wight. Can't remember her name right now, but I agree that loli in particular is a pretty shit direction to take the concept. With lich maybe, but not wight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:14:24 2016 No.15401053 File: 364 KB, 516x897, 1448556876087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401042 Abigail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:14:38 2016 No.15401054 File: 1.29 MB, 1074x1517, 1466007278017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15400745

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:15:23 2016 No.15401057 >>15401021 >Bloodbag-kun >tfw you'll never ride shiny and chrome with Lichmortan Joan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:15:35 2016 No.15401058 >>15401053 Thats the one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:17:02 2016 No.15401064 >>15401057 I got that reference.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:19:25 2016 No.15401071 >>15401064 Congratulations on not living under a rock, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:19:49 2016 No.15401072 >>15401042 >loli in particular is a pretty shit direction to take the concept It improves foxes and wolfus though, and the "blonde vampire loli" archetype has already been popular for a long time. It's wights in particular it doesn't fit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:21:03 2016 No.15401076 >>15401071 But woe is me, as I tried to make an Avengers reference and got the wording wrong. Should've said "I understood that reference".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:25:33 2016 No.15401081 >>15401072 Yeah that's what I meant. For wights in particular there is an innate wrongness, and not a perverse kind. Just, shitty wrong. Like a heug muscle Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:31:29 2016 No.15401088 File: 456 KB, 665x955, 1458757642299.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This Elf looks real sneaky. I bet she's up to no good. Who wants to help me kidnap her and bring her to our Secret Base for interrogation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:32:27 2016 No.15401091 >>15401088 What if we just raped her braid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:33:17 2016 No.15401093 >>15401091 You mean we cut if off, like in Rape of the Lock?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:34:24 2016 No.15401094 File: 1000 KB, 500x375, 1464827990296.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >anon >alone >in MGC >MGs face when >"lets change that"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:34:32 2016 No.15401095 >>15400956 somebody once had the name Lara fir a salamander, I thought it fit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:34:55 2016 No.15401096 >>15401093 No, I mean we hold her down and take turns masturbating with it and paint it white with cum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:36:32 2016 No.15401099 >>15401095 >Lara the Salamander Why does this sound so familiar to me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:38:41 2016 No.15401103 File: 2.74 MB, 5314x3543, 1454142352783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daughters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:40:49 2016 No.15401110 File: 116 KB, 700x700, druella incognito.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"i need new name.."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:41:49 2016 No.15401111 >>15401110 Suspicious. I think she might be a porn star.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:44:00 2016 No.15401117 >>15401111 Most known pornstars in the monstergirl world are males though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:49:18 2016 No.15401128 >>15401110 How about druella? That's a nice name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:50:30 2016 No.15401133 >>15401110 … what about Alleurd?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:52:35 2016 No.15401142 Which monster girl is the comfiest to adventure with? I would have to go with a kobold

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:57:11 2016 No.15401146 >>15401142 I would go with salamander. Good fighter, keeps you warm at night, and is a great adventurer herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:57:29 2016 No.15401147 >>15401142 To adventure properly, you need a group.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 12:59:23 2016 No.15401150 >>15401146 That could be good. Plus, she's a portable light source. >>15401147 Nah, you can adventure with just two people. Why, you can even adventure by yourself. You just gotta learn to dodge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:00:18 2016 No.15401154 >>15401150 >learn to dodge Dude, who the hell knows how to dodge?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:00:35 2016 No.15401156 >>15401142 Kobolds are not for adventure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:01:18 2016 No.15401159 >>15401110 How about Prudearella? >Showing such little skin What a decent fucking blue-baller

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:01:47 2016 No.15401162 >>15401154 Certain masters will teach you, if you can find them. >>15401156 Do you even houndmaster? Kobolds are perfect for adventuring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:02:19 2016 No.15401163 File: 141 KB, 700x700, druella incognito.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401133 >"ooh! that sounds good!" >>15401128 >"not druella!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:03:20 2016 No.15401166 >>15401163 I like your tail it reminds me of Druella's

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:04:43 2016 No.15401170 >>15401163 What do you think about Druella? I think she's cute and wants the best for everybody.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:07:46 2016 No.15401179 >>15401163 Hello Alleurd. How do you think druella should be hugged?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:09:15 2016 No.15401184 File: 312 KB, 800x1200, 1466010555379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401163 How about Paladin Blake?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:09:48 2016 No.15401187 >>15401163 Hey what's that thing on your hair just under your hood? I know someone who had that exact same thing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:10:57 2016 No.15401195 >>15401163 I find it really cute that her horns looks like cat ears under a hoodie. If only the tail didn't give it away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:11:36 2016 No.15401198 >>15401184 That's a Dhampir, isn't it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:13:09 2016 No.15401202 File: 346 KB, 1000x985, af864e545ef0f7991be79e974ec6990f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401110 >Kobold >Adventure Please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:13:59 2016 No.15401207 >>15401163 Nice cat hoodie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:14:03 2016 No.15401208 >>15401198 Why would you think so? She's a normal, plain Human girl, anon. She's 100% safe to sleep with in a cave in the mountains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:15:55 2016 No.15401218 >>15401202 What? Kobold rangers are surprisingly good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:16:54 2016 No.15401224 Why don't we talk about all the lewd things we want to do to Druella? Like kissing her cheek and holding her hand? And why is she so cute? I just want to lick her tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:17:35 2016 No.15401226 >>15401208 Those eyes though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:17:43 2016 No.15401227 >>15401224 But anon, isn't she married? That would be NTR!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:18:24 2016 No.15401230 >>15401224 I'm gonna walk past the shit out of her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:18:42 2016 No.15401231 >>15401226 She's just got a touch of that pink-eye that's going around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:18:51 2016 No.15401233 >>15401226 She's got albinism. She dyes her hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:19:02 2016 No.15401234 File: 167 KB, 700x765, druella incognito.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401195 >"the tail? i think i can do something about that.."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:19:47 2016 No.15401237 >>15399681 >He's never NIN tanked in FFXI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:21:13 2016 No.15401247 >>15401234 Hey everyone it's Druella! Hi Druella!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:21:44 2016 No.15401251 >>15401234 Is she gonna fluff it up? Is Druella going to be a cat from now on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:22:55 2016 No.15401253 >TFW instead of being productive I'm just letting Windows 10 wipe out all my writefaggotry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:23:57 2016 No.15401257 >>15401253 She knows what she's doing. It's for your own good sweetie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:24:25 2016 No.15401260 File: 111 KB, 700x765, druella incognito.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401170 >"yea shes the best~" >>15401179 >"very lovingly, and gently, i heard she also likes it when you whisper her name to her ear while you hug her..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:26:27 2016 No.15401270 >>15401260 Well alright then. Mind if I tried that hug on you first? I wouldn’t want to embarrass myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:27:25 2016 No.15401275 >>15401260 >"whisper her name to her ear while you hug her..." Druella is more lewd than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:33:07 2016 No.15401297 File: 119 KB, 700x765, druella incognito.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401251 >"not druella." >>15401275 >"its not lewd!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:33:59 2016 No.15401304 >>15401227 Deruella isn't the DL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:35:40 2016 No.15401314 >>15401304 KC also hinted Druella is married.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:37:05 2016 No.15401319 >>15401314 Oh, really? Musta missed it. Isn't she the mascot? Seem silly to tie her down

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:38:14 2016 No.15401324 >>15401297 You look like you're about to have a shoot-out with a zombie clown in Nevada. Get lost, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:38:20 2016 No.15401325 >>15401297 Now she can enjoy a peaceful walk in the park. >>"its not lewd!" Yep, and you're not Druella.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:38:28 2016 No.15401326 >>15401314 He kinda did and he kinda didn't. All he said was that no one knew if she was or not. The idea was that anon could be married to her. Or that he could get married to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:40:16 2016 No.15401334 >>15401319 She’s not officially married. No one knows if she likes anyone that way. Considering that she’s still fucking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:42:41 2016 No.15401342 >>15401297 [X] Touch fluffy Tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:43:12 2016 No.15401344 >>15401297 Hello, Alleurd. Could you laugh at my tiny penis? It's for a science project.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:44:11 2016 No.15401347 >>15401342 >TFT Get out. Do not touch that bear trap of a tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:45:30 2016 No.15401350 >>15400427 Ghouls need more love. Like, sometimes you're too tired to jerk off, in such a case it'd be nice to have a ghoul on hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:48:53 2016 No.15401353 >>15401231 >>15401233 Not believing any of you, I'm reporting her to the order

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:50:05 2016 No.15401355 >>15401350 >too tired to jerk off? >unbelievable. you are like a little baby. watch this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:50:08 2016 No.15401356 >>15401353 Joke's on you, I'm going to befriend her when they put her in the stocks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:53:00 2016 No.15401363 File: 51 KB, 719x720, 1418172337108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if the leader of the Order is a Lilim

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:53:57 2016 No.15401366 File: 759 KB, 2048x1496, colored wock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wocks are soft

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:57:11 2016 No.15401379 File: 271 KB, 600x843, fea64589ca92ea5d035b06a66e18cb50.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401347 Ssssh anon. Touch the tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:57:28 2016 No.15401380 >>15401363 "Hey guys, you know what would be funny? If I took control of the humans and made them carry on fearing and killing our subjects. Haha, hilarious, right?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:59:08 2016 No.15401382 >>15401380 She's on a rebellious phase.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:59:11 2016 No.15401383 >>15401380 Stephanie, you card!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 13:59:30 2016 No.15401384 >>15401366 Wocks are leathery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:00:06 2016 No.15401387 >>15401380 >ITS JUST A PRANK SIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:01:08 2016 No.15401391 >>15401380 >it was just a prank sis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:01:38 2016 No.15401394 >>15401260 >>15401297 I wanna fuck this cute Liliim who's totally not Druella until she ahegaos and leglocks me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:08:11 2016 No.15401415 I don't mind cute stuff, but can we keep the druella RP down to once a thread?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:09:24 2016 No.15401419 >>15401380 That's some Sithrak level shit right there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:10:50 2016 No.15401423 >>15401415 >Druella getting embarrassed over her new content You know we love it when you get tsun-tsun!

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:14:12 2016 No.15401433
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>>15401363
could work, gods are dicks anyways, they make us fight for theyre amusement and when they get bored they would do a hard reset to start everything all over again. wouldnt be surprised if the god and the devil is one dude fucking around

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:15:46 2016 No.15401443

>>15401380
>"Hahaha, so the paladins cornered the village and- HAHAHAHA! Oh, sorry, sorry. Anyway, they cornered the village and HAHAHAHA - stabbed all the couples as they begged on their knees! DOHHOHO!"
>"They'll never know it was us, sis!"
>"Hahaha! Right? Best practical joke ever!"

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:16:24 2016 No.15401449
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>tfw fapping so much it actually hurts to fap now
>finishing hurts, and post-finish hurts too
>libido so high the urge to fap at least once a day won't go away

This is torture. The mamamo fix to this problem is like the one reason I'd accept it.
Either way, I just wish I had a canid monstergirl to have slow, tender sex with.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:16:53 2016 No.15401452
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>MFW those faggots spamming sterile Echidna has me thinking of a scenario where she's been waiting for so long for her husband that she's intentionally made parts of her dungeon crawl easy as sin in order to get potential suitors to come to her door
>Before rolling a boulder at them from an unexpected angle
>Or having Gargoyles fight them on a narrow walkway

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:17:15 2016 No.15401456 >>15401415 Oh look it's the fun police.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:19:56 2016 No.15401463 File: 337 KB, 1178x1288, haberday catfox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401394 its not druella tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:20:31 2016 No.15401466 >>15401380 >>15401443 I agree with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:22:08 2016 No.15401473 >>15401452 Now I'm thinking of an echidna setting up her dungeon with Deception-esque traps designed to shepard a husband closer to the end of her dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:25:51 2016 No.15401494 File: 213 KB, 420x600, 1385323651518[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All stand for anthem! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykpDQhWlrBQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:35:40 2016 No.15401519 >>15401463 oops meant to qoute this >>15401415

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:38:29 2016 No.15401528

>>15400893
I don't feel like a Wight Loli would be good for dicking.

I do, however, fel they'd make for a good spoiled ojou-san who acts like a fun-loving, care-free brat for most of her youth, before blossoming into a refined lady. And subsequently admitting her love for a long-time family servant, blah blah blah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:44:48 2016 No.15401550 >>15401463 >Thigh highs >Leotard >That thickness I'm in love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:45:39 2016 No.15401553 >>15401494 I have only one National Anthem you degenerate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O2Lzd-Fznw&t=2m17s

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:47:21 2016 No.15401558 File: 239 KB, 926x1280, 3d7992a84107ca3610830c6784e4443b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you like chocolate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:48:32 2016 No.15401565 >>15401558 I'm allergic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:48:48 2016 No.15401570 >>15401558 I like my chocolate how I like my monsters White

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:49:41 2016 No.15401576 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, 1461077453029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to invade a dragon village and steal teir princess!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:51:12 2016 No.15401587 >>15401558 I like milk chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:52:52 2016 No.15401592 File: 278 KB, 662x888, 1464075952953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15401576 So basically a reversal of this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:53:08 2016 No.15401597 >>15401558 That spider was made for all kinds of dickings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:56:48 2016 No.15401614 >>15401597 >spider I don't follow

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:57:27 2016 No.15401620 >>15401592 Yeah. The dragon heroine, instead of rescuing the princess, is going to take me to her lair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:59:29 2016 No.15401636 >>15401614 She's a spider-like mech that can look like a dark elf-ish girl.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 14:59:41 2016 No.15401638

>>15401620
>Dragon girl busts into the lair of her archnemesis and sees the Prince of the kingdom tied to a rock as well as you, her newly hired hench shota guarding the prince
>Hear her murmur "I'm getting too chivalrous for this shit"
>Throws you onto her shoulders like a sack of potatoes and bolts out of the lair
>Prince is left chained to a rock while Succubus ufufu~s and molests him

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:00:22 2016 No.15401644 >>15401592 Bad last image.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:04:11 2016 No.15401661 >>15401558 Chocolate hurts my tum-tum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:04:41 2016 No.15401665 >>15401644 Bad dragon If you catch my meaning unboxing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:13:36 2016 No.15401704 >>15401644 Remind me that I couldn't give less of a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:14:41 2016 No.15401709 >>15401665 ABSOLUTELY UN-ACCEPTABLE

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:16:22 2016 No.15401713

>>15401620
>After many trials and what felt like an Echidna dungeon, the chosen one finally reaches your lair.
>"Ready yourself, Chosen Dragon. For this is going to be the grand finale"
>She stares at you for a few seconds before starting to undress.
>You just stand there, dumbfolded while the dragon takes you in to her arms.

And that's how the kingdom was saved and the chosen one got a husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:23:40 2016 No.15401749 Reminder that Kobolds make great wives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:26:45 2016 No.15401767 >>15401749 Reminder that Kobolds wan-wan when you cum inside them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:29:03 2016 No.15401776 >>15401767 Yes, it's cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:31:03 2016 No.15401782 >>15401776 Excited yapping when you're orgasming isn't nice. I'd rather enjoy the low, refined rumble of a purring catgirl in the afterglow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:32:59 2016 No.15401794 >>15401767 Nah, that's retarded. Be much nicer if they made happy little whines as they sigh and catch their breath back, while giving you the most intense, messy kiss possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:34:31 2016 No.15401799 >>15401794 >messy kiss As expected of wan-wans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:35:06 2016 No.15401803 >>15401558 Would you compare the anubis you're molesting to chocolate or brown sugar while whispering innuendo in her ears, and running your hands all over her naked body?

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:35:29 2016 No.15401805

>>15401782
But anon, when she gets all excited and yappy like that you know that she's too happy and satisfied to use people words! What could be more adorable than that?

I mean, if you really wanted to stop her from yapping you could gag her, but that's solely up to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:36:26 2016 No.15401807 Tell me the ideal Nee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:37:16 2016 No.15401810 >>15401803 >yfw she gets super offended at your racist remark and you have to sleep on the couch/sarcophagus tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:37:19 2016 No.15401811 >>15401807 an Alice

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:37:30 2016 No.15401813

>>15401799
It's the kind where the urge to kiss your lips is in constant conflict with her urge to kiss everywhere else on your face. Where she's panting with arousal, eyes half-lidded, and where her tongue just wants to tug on yours forever.

>>15401803
Chocolate. How else are you gonna get that anubis to melt wherever she gets touched or teased by a warm breath?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:38:42 2016 No.15401817 >>15401810 Oh, but when she makes comments about how lovely and exotic my pale fair skin is, it's OK? Jerk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:39:39 2016 No.15401820 >>15401807 Big tits, physically powerful, laid back, has a little brother fetish with a hard drive full of badly written stories where she seduces and fucks you in various positions and locations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:40:26 2016 No.15401824 >>15401807 Human nee-san

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:41:27 2016 No.15401827 >>15401813 >wan-wan tongue slobbering all over your face while her womb sucks up all your seed Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:41:42 2016 No.15401831 >>15401817 That's a point. Do dark skinned women in countries where it's the average actually find pale men exotic? Because I'd have thought they'd just think we look ill or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:42:33 2016 No.15401832 >>15401807 Komodo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:42:34 2016 No.15401833 I want to let an elf be as smug as she wants

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:48:30 2016 No.15401861 >>15401807 Titania if you're into sweet nee-sans or Kraken if you're more into aggressive ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:49:45 2016 No.15401867 >>15401833 I want to give an Elf just enough rope to hang herself with in terms of smugness, then watch her crumble into a doting wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:51:10 2016 No.15401873 >>15401861 I want a Titania bully nee-san and an airheaded deredere Kraken neesan!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:52:58 2016 No.15401877 Mindflayers make great roommates

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:54:02 2016 No.15401882 >>15401873 HERESY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:54:58 2016 No.15401888 >>15401877 Roommates...? But I'm her butler...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:56:13 2016 No.15401894 >>15401807 A Cheshire nee-san who loves pranking her younger brother to get cute reactions but never goes too far since she adores him so much. Deep down she hopes he'll try to get one over on her with some of his own pranks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:56:40 2016 No.15401897 >>15401877 Mindflayers are gross and creepy girls, stop defending them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:56:51 2016 No.15401898 >>15401877 Just don't let her put a tentacle in your ear it's how she cheats at your games and also learns your love for her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:57:35 2016 No.15401903 >>15401898 I'll let her put a tentacle in my penis any day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:58:27 2016 No.15401909 >>15401894 What happens if she goes too far

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 15:59:37 2016 No.15401913 >>15401897 okay

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:00:33 2016 No.15401916 >>15401897 Creepy is cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:02:00 2016 No.15401925 >>15401897 ＭｉｎｄｆｌａｙｅｒｓＡｒｅＣｕｔｅＡｎｄＤｉｄＮｏｔｈｉｎｇＷｒｏｎｇ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:03:14 2016 No.15401930 >>15401909 Her smug breaks and she ends up falling to hr knees, hugging him while apologising for being an awful sister. It's only when he resets his hand on her head and says he could never hate her that she calms down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:03:42 2016 No.15401933 >>15401925 Ｉ　ｌｏｖｅ　Ｍｉｎｄｆｌａｙｅｒｓ．　Ｉ　ｗａｎｔ　ｔｏ　ｍａｒｒｙ　ｏｎｅ！

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:07:16 2016 No.15401955 >>15400403 >>15400401 8 hours late, but the guy in charge of the 7Seas twitter/other social media did indeed stop by to answer questions. He gave proof via his own twitter as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:13:36 2016 No.15401989 >>15401925 >>15401933 Someone help these anons!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:28:44 2016 No.15402033 >>15401930 Then does she end the pranks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:34:02 2016 No.15402051 >>15401989 I'm going to hug a Loli Flayer! I'm going to rub cheeks while doing so and enjoy her squishy body!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:35:11 2016 No.15402052 >>15402051 I want to raise a mindflayer into a responsible and kind woman who brings the mindflayer reputation back to being good people

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:42:26 2016 No.15402074 >>15401810 I doubt she would misinterpret it that badly, anubi are pretty smart unlike human girls and unlike human brown people

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:44:17 2016 No.15402087 Shogs and Kikis should work together for master

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:44:47 2016 No.15402089 >>15401903 >in my penis Oh god anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:50:05 2016 No.15402111 >>15401989 They are already lost, save yourself while you can!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:51:12 2016 No.15402119 >>15402087 Would they use rock-paper-scissors to solve their differences?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:51:25 2016 No.15402121 >>15401955 Yeah, I remember, the Seven Seas guy did drop in a few times. Guess that means the leaks are real then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 16:52:57 2016 No.15402128 >>15402087 Hell yeah they should, with their forces combined no one can stand between them and their master. plus you can snuggle with them as they sandwich you between their loving bodies and give you the best night of your life.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:01:09 2016 No.15402154

>>15402074
If an anubis ever act anywhere near to that, it'd probably just be out of confusion and a kneejerk reaction. Your plainest, most archetypal anubis doesn't seem like the sort who'd take a compliment in stride with a smile, especially one like that. She'd need to get used to it first, perhaps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:01:54 2016 No.15402157 >>15402087 Kiki wearing Shog armor to protect their master?

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:05:40 2016 No.15402175

>>15402157
This is the first kiki-related idea I've read which I don't hate.

Then again, I think I have a thing for monstergirl partnerships like this.
A pharaoh wearing a Ra-themed living armour into battle, or an Anubis with a translucent slime symbiote suit that she can order to create structures like a good Green Lantern, or a Hellhound bonding with an Ignis so the two power each other up in a fight.
There's so much creative potential in pairings like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:09:20 2016 No.15402190 >Come home >Miss another Deruella posting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:10:44 2016 No.15402196 >>15402190 >Not being available to post in the thread 16 hours a day Casual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:13:20 2016 No.15402207 >>15402175 so you want threesomes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:14:38 2016 No.15402213 >>15402190 One day, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:16:49 2016 No.15402223 >>15402207 Nah, didn't say anything about threesomes. I just like the combat and creative writing potential from those sorts of interactions between monstergirls. It's like a synergy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:17:11 2016 No.15402225 .less' Druella a cute. Shame alot of people hate the thread canon for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:19:04 2016 No.15402233 >>15402225 Her KC canon is the detestable part, I think. What the thread comes up with and what .less draws inspire each other.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:20:01 2016 No.15402236 >>15402233 Isn't KC canon just her being a massive cock-gobbling slut?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:21:54 2016 No.15402247 >>15402233 >Her KC canon is the detestable part For you. "Evil" Druella is love, not to say the thread canon version isn't nice but both have their appeal.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:24:19 2016 No.15402258

>>15402236
She is the quintessential corrupting presense. So yes, I suppose.

Think of it like this for a fantasy story. The Demon Lord is the root cause of the evil, but Druella is the one who actually goes down to the protagonist's village and fucks shit up so badly that the protagonist goes on a quest for whatever reason you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:25:22 2016 No.15402267 >>15402236 Canon Druella is all about the corruption. Not even monsters are safe as she'll pump them with her demonic energy until they're addicted, ensuring their loyalty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:26:55 2016 No.15402277 >>15402267 >>15402258 Guess I need to finish reading the lore books. Stopped halfway through world guide 1 and forgot about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:27:29 2016 No.15402278 >>15402267 >Druella could corrupt even your monstergirl waifu until her love for you is second to her loyalty to Druella Death to Druella. Her name is basically one step removed from Cruella anyway. Nothing of value would be lost.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:28:15 2016 No.15402280 >>15402277 New book out this August. God knows how long till we get any kinda translation though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:28:43 2016 No.15402282 What if KC Druella and Thread Druella met?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:29:26 2016 No.15402285 >>15402280 MGR guys are hoarding cash for release so hopefully not that long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:29:48 2016 No.15402288 >>15402277 You're not missing out on all that much. A lot of it can be inferred just from being here anyway, and besides a few little ideas, a lot of it is very boring and redundant. Read one porno script, read them all. MGE's no different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:30:35 2016 No.15402291 I want to ilk Deruella like a Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:31:12 2016 No.15402296 >>15402282 Like a particle and antiparticle meeting, they'd annhilate each other on the atomic level, producing a vast amount of lewd and loving magical energy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:32:19 2016 No.15402300 >>15402291 milk Deruella*

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:33:07 2016 No.15402304

Too much Sex for the whole KC setting part just kills it for me. Sex was supposed to be a special thing, but its no longer in this state. Ill take more character that has issues with perversion and spreading it like a plague over a character based around sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:33:59 2016 No.15402308 >>15402304 Look at this edgelord!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:34:27 2016 No.15402312 >>15402285 They are? Well, glad they're still used to something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:35:58 2016 No.15402318 >>15402280 >New book out this August Now a better question is, when is KC's RPG game coming along?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:36:08 2016 No.15402320 >>15402312 >glad they're still used to something. Where did you think profile translations came from? In fact, nearly everything in English was commissioned by them, out of pocket.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:36:50 2016 No.15402323 >>15402304 I know what you mean. When it's so oversaturated and standard, it no longer becomes desirable. Unfortunately, the MGE seems to be caught in its own spiral.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:37:06 2016 No.15402324 >>15402190 That wasn't Deruella though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:39:34 2016 No.15402335 >>15402282 They shit talk the other

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:39:54 2016 No.15402338

Canon Druella is a sweet girl too

Sure she might be too forceful but everything she does is for the greater good, after all once the world is corrupted her mother will be able to truly unite monsters and humans

At best she's just a nice lady who tries to help her mother make the world a better place

At worst she has good intentions but executes them in a questionable way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:41:07 2016 No.15402345 >>15402296 >loving magical energy >Druella doing a heart shaped beam .less, I know you're still here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:41:12 2016 No.15402346 >>15402318 He's said he'd start working on it after MGE-2, so...hopefully we'll start hearing more about it this fall?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:42:42 2016 No.15402354 >>15402338 Canon Deruella probably has her mind fucked up, no one would be that radical without some kind of mental defect. Now Thread Deruella, that is the most olev thing you can see around, not even maids are that olev, and they are pretty olev.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:44:22 2016 No.15402365 >>15402345 So Druella dressed in magical girl cosplay, firing a heart-shaped beam from her chest? Or is that too much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:45:18 2016 No.15402369 Pirate Kunoichi VS Ninja Mermaid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:47:28 2016 No.15402380 >>15402369 Pirate kunoichi most likely to grab your booty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:52:50 2016 No.15402399 >>15402338 >>15402354 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo >Canon Druella

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:53:33 2016 No.15402402 >>15402338 >>15402354 >>15402365 I want to cuddle Deruella so goddamn much. I want to drown her in affection and be an embarrassing husband who completely takes the wind out of her sails by being super affectionate during meetings with her generals!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:54:15 2016 No.15402404 >>15402399 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:55:21 2016 No.15402407 I hate Thread Druella! What an insufferable and unlikable dork! I can't imagine how someone would love her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:56:40 2016 No.15402414 >>15402407 I love her because she's a dork!

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:59:04 2016 No.15402421

>>15402354
>Canon Deruella probably has her mind fucked up
I'm not sure about that, if we stick to the cannon all her actions result in good, and she isn't harming anyone (at least not any harm that lasts more than a few moments)

Maybe it's just a case of her not understanding how the human mind works. Although she seems like she'd keep corrupting things just as radically even after learning how afraid the people are, she'd say something like "At first they scream, but then they moan." with her usual smug

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 17:59:42 2016 No.15402424 >>15402404 She’s a extremist. So much so that most monsters don’t like her. I guess the joke is that in KC land she’s the equivalent to muslim terrorist in our world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:01:47 2016 No.15402431 >>15402424 SEVENTY TWO HOURIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:03:04 2016 No.15402436 >>15402431 And not just any kind of Houris. Corrupted houris! What would corrupted houris even be like anyways?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:03:09 2016 No.15402438 >>15402414 She deserves to be bullied by all the anons in the thread! I bet she couldn't rape a man even if he was tied up and begging for it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:04:24 2016 No.15402445 >>15402438 I want to bully her myself with no backup by tying her up and whispering loving things and how much I want to impregnate her into her ear and then doing nothing. I want to drive her to escape her bonds and take me for herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:05:22 2016 No.15402450 >.less accidentally deleted his tumblr OH BOY

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:06:12 2016 No.15402453

>>15402436
Blueballing angels of lewdness who all congregate into a massive harem to shower you in mamongo bongo. Will rub pussies on arms, legs, virtually every part of your body to test your mettle and won't let you dick them until you just give in and indulge yourself in their bodies like a beast ravishing a bunch of sheep.

Then when you actually do start dicking the caramel horde, they all have smug smiles and heart-shaped pupils, relishing in the pleasure you're giving them!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:06:25 2016 No.15402457 >>15402450 Wait, he did? When did he say that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:06:49 2016 No.15402460 >>15402450 Hahaha

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:09:49 2016 No.15402470 >>15402457 http://p01ntless.deviantart.com/journal/WELL-THERES-A-FIRST-FOR-EVERYTHING-615574740

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:11:07 2016 No.15402474 >>15402470 >>15402450 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:11:50 2016 No.15402478

>>15402421
Canon Deruella is the very problem that makes me not like KC lore.
Absolutely no regard for someone's preferences, ideologi, think that monsters can do no wrong, thinks that everything about human is bad and should be controlled or outright destroyed, whatever she does it’s always the right thing to do (even if it’s abhorrent), the list goes on.
I want to like it, I really do. But whenever I read about what canon Deruella does, I find it absolutely abhorrent and disgusting.

While thread cannon Druella isn’t perfect, or just bad if you ask some in the thread, at least it’s not the borderline nightmarefuel that the cannon one is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:11:53 2016 No.15402479 >>15402453 I'm going to need some demon realm supplements for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:12:59 2016 No.15402488 >>15402470 Ha, well how about that. .less, you absolute wally, you'd better have all your deleted work saved on your personal storage devices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:13:44 2016 No.15402490 >>15402421 She just hides behind that excuse of "it's not rape if he cums" but just in a bigger scale. She would probably justify a massive enslavement of humanity just because our bodies are hardwired to feel pleasure, not exactly a healthy mindset.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:16:49 2016 No.15402508 >>15402490 >She would probably justify a massive enslavement of humanity just because our bodies are hardwired to feel pleasure Isn't that what she's doing?

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:17:16 2016 No.15402511

>Hear someone mention "Tall Dragon Girls" in a new 3DS game
>Go watch the trailer
>Furries/Scalies
Always disappointing. But sadly the more common form of anthropomorphization in media...
There was a cute looking little Undine or Naiad or some such though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:18:46 2016 No.15402517 >>15402511 Which game?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:18:58 2016 No.15402520 I just want to rest my weary head on some spicy, sweaty Hellhound oppai. Is that too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:20:57 2016 No.15402528 >>15402520 Yes. No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:21:14 2016 No.15402530 >>15402517 furfagsgetout.com

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:22:51 2016 No.15402534 >>15402520 I want a chesty Vampire to give me a boobhat with her cooled undead milktanks, but we can't always get what we want.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:23:12 2016 No.15402537

>>15402517
Ever Oasis.

You play as this little demon boy thing (I dunno, he's got horns. Might just be a hat, who knows). Your goal is to build up an oasis village in the middle of a desert. You form parties and go out to gather shit in the desert to help advance your oasis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:23:44 2016 No.15402539 >>15402517 Ever Oasis, fur shit aside it looks fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:26:14 2016 No.15402547 What happens to week mindflayers that can't flay

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:26:47 2016 No.15402549

>>15402530
Autism: the post

>>15402537
Ah, I see. Looking at the trailer, it seems to be a dungeon explorer with elements of a town-building/maintaining sim on the side, too. Could be fun, but I doubt I'll get around to playing it what with everything else I have on my list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:26:51 2016 No.15402552 >>15402537 I'm under the impression that the horns work like the horns present on one of the Animal Crossing hats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:27:23 2016 No.15402555 >>15402537 >>15402539 It looks kinda fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:27:43 2016 No.15402556 >>15402547 they get a calendar

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:27:56 2016 No.15402558 >>15402547 They train until they can become month mindflayers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:28:23 2016 No.15402560 >>15402547 They get absorbed back into the Elder Brain

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:28:24 2016 No.15402562 >>15402547 They have to actuly be likeble to get a husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:29:50 2016 No.15402568 >>15402547 Could be worse they might be day mindflayers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:30:41 2016 No.15402572 >>15402568 Could you imagine hour mindflayers? How pathetic can they be.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:33:07 2016 No.15402581

>>15402549
>>15402555
Agreed, it does look like fun.

I think it'd be even more fun if there was a society of quasi-Egyptian demon women to barter with as you explore the desert and build up your village, but oh well.

Maybe someday I'll learn coding or some shit.
I'd post the group shot of the MGE Desert Girls, but A) Image Limit, and B) I've apparently neglected to ever save it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:34:22 2016 No.15402587 >>15402572 I bet they could barely issue orders to a simple brain like an insect's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:35:56 2016 No.15402590 >>15402581 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=41167191

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:38:03 2016 No.15402597 >>15402590 Thank you very much anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:39:57 2016 No.15402609 >>15402590 This guy doesn't look like he's drawn very much, despite his level of competence. Weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:42:27 2016 No.15402620 >>15402572 Hourflayers would fuck up everyone's schedule. They are the bane of workers. >Just 1 more hour until my shift is over >... >Just 2 more hours until my shift is over

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 18:45:42 2016 No.15402628 >>15402620 Get her on board, I'll call her in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:08:50 2016 No.15402696 >>15402620 >Tanuki boss gives tired workers squishyflayers >It's actually a squishyhourflayer! >Worker is now calm and ready to go again. >Without the notion of time, the poor guy spends days in the office.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:09:22 2016 No.15402697 Did 4chan die again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:18:00 2016 No.15402717 >>15402697 It's sleeping with waifu time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:20:24 2016 No.15402728 My fetish is forcing shy girls to choose which sex position they want. Which monster girl is the best for combining with this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:21:44 2016 No.15402731 >>15402728 Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:25:53 2016 No.15402748 >>15402731 They'd have no idea what sex positions are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:27:43 2016 No.15402753 >>15402728 Cockatrice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:29:05 2016 No.15402758 >>15402697 4chan died a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:30:46 2016 No.15402765 >>15402758 bruh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:33:12 2016 No.15402772 >>15402765 4chan never lived

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:36:58 2016 No.15402785 >>15402748 That's why you show them then ask which way they like being "hugged" the most. Of course, there's essentially no chance of them choosing anything but lotus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:39:16 2016 No.15402791 So if you never take your dick out of an Alice does she never forget

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:39:32 2016 No.15402792 >>15402785 That's really creepy though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:42:49 2016 No.15402799 >>15402792 No it's not!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:42:59 2016 No.15402800 >>15402696 Eventually to die of sleep deprivation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:43:10 2016 No.15402801 >>15402792 Then you're imagining it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:43:33 2016 No.15402803 >>15402800 Lich exist for a reason

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:43:40 2016 No.15402804

>>15402791
I wonder if that extends to replacing the dick for something else without them knowing.
Halfway through thrusting in and out, quickly thrust out and insert a dildo into them that feels exactly like your dick. Then they'll be blessed with the gift of a perfectly eidetic memory.

>>15402792
Welcome to everything about the Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:46:57 2016 No.15402815 >>15402791 >fugging >she falls asleep >wakes up >"Good morning big bro... huh...? I feel funny... W-wah! Big Brother-! Something's sticking inside me!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:55:50 2016 No.15402859 Alice need to go to a concentration camp so they can learn to remember

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 19:57:23 2016 No.15402867 >>15402859 All you need to do to make them remember sex is make sure that you don't have lewd sex with them. If your sex is loving and innocent, then they'll remember it just fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:00:02 2016 No.15402876 I want to copy Nerdhound's homework before class because I didn't do it last night!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:01:24 2016 No.15402879 >>15402876 What if Hakutaku-sensei realizes that you did and calls you in for detention?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:02:15 2016 No.15402881 >Have 10 Snek Daughters >All them hatch >Go to pick them up and cuddle them >Each wrap around all your fingers What is the status of your heart?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:02:36 2016 No.15402882 >>15402876 You might get her in trouble because the teacher thinks she gave you the answers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:03:02 2016 No.15402886 >>15402859 Now you made me remember that skit from Son of the Beach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:04:41 2016 No.15402895 >>15402881 Still suffering from arrhythmia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:04:49 2016 No.15402897 >>15402879 >>15402882 This is assuming the Anubis student council president doesn't catch me first and tattle on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:05:58 2016 No.15402899 >>15402895 Hisao go away no one likes you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:06:27 2016 No.15402901 >>15402881 Cute rings, shame they can only do it when really young

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:06:55 2016 No.15402904 >>15402867 So what you're saying is that we need a threesome with an Alice and Houri?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:08:08 2016 No.15402908 >>15402876 I'm gonna hide her homework in a place she'll never find.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:08:18 2016 No.15402909 >>15402881 In danger of stopping. The waifu's going to have to take them to their crib so I don't spend all day looking at them and saying "I made these" while crying in joy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:09:26 2016 No.15402915 >>15402897 What if I promise to sleep with her tomorrow? Will that get me out of trouble?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:12:59 2016 No.15402928 >>15402915 A member of the student council will never sleep with delinquents no matter how much they ask.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:13:03 2016 No.15402929 >>15402904 Don't see why you'd need a houri to satisfy those conditions, but I guess she could guide an Alice through loving sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:13:39 2016 No.15402932 >>15402928 Pawrubs on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:15:31 2016 No.15402939 >>15402932 A member of the student council will never accept pawrubs from delinquents no matter how much they ask.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:16:39 2016 No.15402944 >>15402939 Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:17:06 2016 No.15402946 >>15402915 She's probably already the only male teacher's pet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:17:22 2016 No.15402947 >>15402932 that is abusing her position of power

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:17:43 2016 No.15402950 >>15402928 >>15402939 I'll just have to tell her tomboy mechanic sister that class rep is bullying me. At least she'll sleep with me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:17:48 2016 No.15402952 >>15402944 Demon Lord damn it. Get this hothead out of the council chambers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:18:37 2016 No.15402956 >>15402939 Even with the rumors going around the school that I give a great paw massage? Anubis-san sure takes her position seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:18:59 2016 No.15402958 I wonder how hard it would be teaching Home Economics/FACS in a monster high school

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:20:34 2016 No.15402965 >>15402956 Anubis is a diligent and composed Student Council President. She will not be swayed by pleasure or lewdness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:22:05 2016 No.15402969 >>15402965 But what if i sit behind her and covertly blow into her ears?

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:22:41 2016 No.15402970

>>15402958
Well MGs like Trolls and Kikimora will pass with flying colors.

But MGs like Minotaurs and Salamanders would rather be doing P.E.

Elves would refuse to cook with meat, except for Wood Elves but they're different.

The short Mice Girls might need a stool to reach the bench, and girls with large paws or claws will be given kitchen utensils specially tailored for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:24:39 2016 No.15402974 >>15402969 How do you covertly blow into her ears from behind? If anything, you'd just be blowing on the backs of them. I guess you'd get her ears to twitch a few times, then she might bark her frustrations at you.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:26:48 2016 No.15402976

Imagine powerful monsters using dormice as guards to keep unworthy males from bothering them. Think about it, they're perfect because they're common and any weak hearted man will be quickly and cleanly subdued by their rape aura.

Just imagine a mansion with a pair of dormice in guard uniforms sleeping at the entrance. If they get caught being awake on the job, they get scolded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:27:45 2016 No.15402979 >>15402970 I better make sure none of the meals are poisonous

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:33:55 2016 No.15402992

>>15402958
>monsters putting wierd shit and potions into everything and trying to get boys and sensei to taste it
>fire monsters trying to cook with their own flames and someone lighting the classroom on fire almost every time after going "hey guys check this out"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:36:27 2016 No.15403002 >>15402992 Maybe the monsters better eat their own cooking before sharing and no hellhound can cook on her abs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:41:06 2016 No.15403016 >>15402974 > I guess you'd get her ears to twitch a few times, then she might bark her frustrations at you. But that's the point, I wanna irritate her to the point where her stoic persona drops and she snaps at me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:41:43 2016 No.15403019 >>15402958 So you would be teaching House Husband 101?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:44:40 2016 No.15403033 >>15403002 >hellhound cooking on her abs If she managed to do that without burning the food, the furniture, or her classmates, you can bet she'd try to feed that dish to the teacher or one of the boys in her class.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:44:55 2016 No.15403035

>>15402958 no where near difficult as teaching sex ed, those brave teacher risk life and limb every school day ensuring your daughtru get the credit hour they need without going into heat and accidentally breaking their childhood friend. Let's have a moment of silence for all those courageous men and women who lost their lives in the forementioned pursuit.

Thank you.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:46:00 2016 No.15403039

>>15402992
>The girls all add aphrodisiacs and lust enhancers into their food
>Their teacher, oblivious, tastes all of the dishes to grade them
>The girls get excited
>Anon starts sweating a little and feeling hot
>He opens a window, loosens his tie and check the thermostat
>Right as it finally hits him in full force, the Succubus assistant principal comes to check on the school's newest teacher and warn him about the antics the girls may get up to with a male teacher
>Before she can get a word out, he grabs her by the arm and flings her towards his desk
>He presses her down with one hand, while the other frees his dick, hikes up her skirt and pushes her panties to the side
>He jams it in and starts fucking her like a man possessed
>The girls are both excited about watching him fuck and upset that they missed their chance

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:46:06 2016 No.15403040

>>15402992
>alice in the class quietly doing things the normal way
>presents her creation to sensei when nobody is looking
>he eats it because he trusts that she didn't put anything funny in it
>she smiles and cute twirls around, walking away while giggling and blushing
>sensei feels things that make him think his protection necklace might be failing
>it's functioning normally

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:47:30 2016 No.15403046 >>15403033 If they can control the heat then fine but the moment we have to break out a fire extinguisher they are prohibited

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:48:12 2016 No.15403047 >>15403016 So you want to bully the Anubis and make her dislike you, then. That's kind of a dick move.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:50:37 2016 No.15403056 >>15403047 If wouldn't have to bully her if she wasn't so cold to delinquents!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:54:26 2016 No.15403069 >>15403056 She wouldn't be so cold to delinquents if they acted sensibly. http://i.imgur.com/xFQ5SyX.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:58:26 2016 No.15403085 If I dose myself with small amounts of lust poison, do you think I can become immune to lust? A cold-hearted, sexless machine?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 20:59:15 2016 No.15403088 >>15403085 No, that's how you get an addiction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:00:12 2016 No.15403091 >>15403035 Imagine, as a joke, a school brought in a single veteran hero as a sex ed teacher.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:00:35 2016 No.15403093 >>15403056 If you want her to notice you, just make sure she catches you with a porn mag featuring an anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:01:29 2016 No.15403096 >>15403069 But they do, at least I didn't bully the Nerdwan for her homework! Maybe she'd be more friends if she wasn't this frigid!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:02:34 2016 No.15403100 >>15403091 He flips out and Stone Cold Stunner's the Elf Christmas Cake math teacher when she tries to awkwardly hot on him while he screams racial slurs, just like he did back in the War.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:05:47 2016 No.15403108 >>15403100 >screaming racial slurs >not going full Sly Marbo https://youtu.be/jCMNWAJiz5Y C'mon anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:05:49 2016 No.15403109 >>15403096 But that's not doing the homework by one's self, so nothing is being learned. Which means that the student's and the teacher's time is just being wasted. And wasted time is the worst possible thing to an anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:08:17 2016 No.15403117 >>15403093 But she'll just confiscate it because it's lewd materials and doesn't belong in a school. She uses it as reference materials and comes in to school wearing the same outfit as that Anubis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:08:31 2016 No.15403118 What happens if you maintain eye contact with an alice throughout sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:10:52 2016 No.15403127 >>15403118 She gets pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:11:00 2016 No.15403130 >>15403118 She'll blush and get a feeling so complicated.

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:12:23 2016 No.15403132

>>15403109
Just for the record, who's the most popular girl in the class? The Class Idol if you will.
Because I want to be the only person in the entire class that flat out ignores her.
Not anything malicious, just not finding her interesting and so not talking to her at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:14:11 2016 No.15403138 >>15403039 >"haha I'll get the teacher to taste food spiked with raging mushroom, watching him sweat is going to be hilarious" >she doesn't know everyone else had the same idea too

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:15:18 2016 No.15403143 >>15403138 If they do that they are getting a failing grade

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:15:57 2016 No.15403146 >>15403138 > The teacher eats it and teaches the class normally. > "Girls, you know that I've been doing this for twenty years, right? Those tricks won't work on me. "

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:17:24 2016 No.15403151 >>15403109 But doing the homework myself is a waste of time since I don't care about it and I'm not having fun! This is why she has no friends and everyone hates her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:20:00 2016 No.15403162 >>15403146 Gotta build an immunity to all of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:20:14 2016 No.15403163 There is literally nothing wrong with being a paladin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:22:08 2016 No.15403167 >>15403151 This is how you get an anubis to very calmly tell you to leave, and never talk to her again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:22:39 2016 No.15403170 >>15403163 There's plenty of things wrong with being paladin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:24:33 2016 No.15403177 Are alices exempt from sex ed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:26:15 2016 No.15403182 >>15403167 Fine, at least I wanted to be her friend, I guess she doesn't want to have friends at all!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:26:15 2016 No.15403183 >>15403177 You really like Alices don't you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:26:36 2016 No.15403186 >>15402950 Hah. You wish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:27:09 2016 No.15403187 >>15403170 Behead those who insult Palal Al Din Religion of peace!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:29:32 2016 No.15403194 >>15403187 AbsolutelyPalal.jpg

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:29:49 2016 No.15403196

>>15403182
You acted like a delinquent, annoyed her in class by blowing on her ears, plagarised someone else's work, decried the education she holds so valuable, and then said everyone hated her and that she had no friends.
Doesn't seem like you were trying to make friends at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:29:53 2016 No.15403200 >>15403183 I'm not that guy but I really like Alice's.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:31:00 2016 No.15403201 >>15403196 It's called being tsundere, get with the times grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:32:13 2016 No.15403206 >>15403182 She's probably friends with those who take schooling seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:32:27 2016 No.15403207 >>15403196 Personally I'd rather just invite Anubis-senpai to a study session. She so well read, I'm sure she'd be a great asset to the group.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:32:50 2016 No.15403209 >>15403201 Where's the dere? That's just being a bad person. Tsundere is shit anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:33:53 2016 No.15403215 >>15403183 You have no idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:34:46 2016 No.15403217 http://i.imgur.com/mGHZdon.png What a klutz of a demon alp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:36:41 2016 No.15403224 I want to make a cross between a succubutt and a vampire. that way the blueberry drains life without even being in contact; there is no way at all this could possibly go wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:36:42 2016 No.15403225 >>15403206 >>15403207 This. You get in her good books by getting into the books with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:37:27 2016 No.15403228 No better place to be than a wurm's bosom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:37:32 2016 No.15403229 >>15403187 Are all Paladins in theses threads lawful stupid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:39:23 2016 No.15403233 i-i-i didn't even like anubises that much anyways

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:39:35 2016 No.15403235 Make a new thread instead of spamming a bunch of new garbage threads to push this one off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:39:39 2016 No.15403236 >>15403217 Poor less...

Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:40:24 2016 No.15403238

>>15403225
I want to be a delinquent that butts heads with the Anubis class rep because I live in a fucking box underneath a bridge, have barely first grade reading skills and am jealous of how good her life is.
I want to see her reaction when she finds out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 15 21:43:28 2016 No.15403247 >>15403229 Stop being paladinphobic, you aren't a bigot are you?

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