Monster Girl Thread

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Moth Hugs Edition

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x is best girl

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Soft > All

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Did we die, either way undeads are cute

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I want to hug Deruella.
Nonsexually.

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>>15403263
Gives new meaning to "X gonna give it to ya"

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Deruella is olev.

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>Thread is having calm, normal discussion until >>15403235 says to delete the thread
>Thread is deleted immediately afterwards

Well that's not suspicious at all.
When will the moderation learn, delete only shitposting and shitstorms? Why do they insist on doing this anyway?

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>15403262
Good call, I was almost going to make one.

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>>15403273
I wonder how Holstaurus milk tastes like.

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xth for cheer up less

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>>15403277
Milky.

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>>15403270
But what if I can't get it on my own?

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>>15403278
How is there still no porn of that alp?

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What would you think of a type of slime that behaves in a way which causes it to frequently be mistaken for ghosts, evil spirits, nature spirits, demons, and occasionally angels?

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>>15403284
spooky slime

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>>15403283
I do wonder the same

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>>15403284
2spooky4me.

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>>15403278
Nigga just drew something on /v/, never thought I'd see the day.
He's still a faggot.

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>x edition

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Reminder that even Ushis need love

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>>15403284
I think this was already a thing in the last thread.
>>15392929
Too bad the thread was needlessly deleted, but it's basically the Poltergeist post, if you remember that.

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>>15403295
Yeah, I noticed that too. I really hope that it's not because a certain someone is forcefully posting threads. I doubt it, but jeez, this is a low point either way. What's wrong with you, OP?

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I want my OL boss to be a ______

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>>15403295
>>>/a/

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Hey, did that poltergeist guy just get deleted?
Why?

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>>15403296
When will we see an Ushi with massive stonking titties? They are part bovine after all.

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>>15403294
He's trying to get over grief he said last thread in the /v/ drawthread

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>>15403306
What are you talking about?

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Your imouto has brought you something anon.

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>tfw blew your chances with the anubis class rep and now you're the laughing stock of the rest of the delinquents
at least the Nerdwan still gives me her homework

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>>15403273
>tfw a monster girl will never go berserk in order to protect your smile

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>>15403284
Add to this list being mistaken for Aliens, conspiracy theories, Tulpas and Succubus and you would have the perfect spooky waifu.

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>>15403284
My post isn't showing up for whatever reason, but look here >>15392929, or use Warosu or whatever, and you'll see a similar concept.

>>15403306
No idea. Thread didn't update when I posted it, so I updated a minute later and it just wasn't there. I know my internet connection is bad, but I doubt it'd stop posts from being made.

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I'm gonna go fishing and put a wurm on my hook and see what I catch

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>>15403296
Perfect for cuddlerape.

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>>15403310
He mentioned that he'd posted about a Poltergeist girl last thread, made a minor complaint about the thread being deleted or something like that and then a couple posts later he was gone.

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>>15403309
I find it highly comical either way.

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>>15403314
>You'll never go berserk in order to protect your monster girl from the order

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>>15403304
Christmas Cake Troll.

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>>15403278
>>>/v/341533103

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>>15403313
Musclegirl Hellhound when?

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>>15403318
I want an ushi to cuddle rape me.Actually i just want any mg to cuddle rape me.

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I'm gonna go live in a Wurm's cave

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>>15403329
I'm gonna go live in a urm's bosom!

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>>15403326
>Bullying .Less
When was this a thing?

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>>15403327
Aren't all hellhounds kind of musclegirls? I mean, they're pretty strong by their presentation, and KC's art isn't the best for showing off muscles and all that, but you can imply that they're at the very least incredibly toned and fit. Well, with the exception of nerdhounds, of course.

>>15403320
So the post was made? Phew, thought I was just going crazy.
I guess the Janitor REALLY doesn't like people calling out their bad decisions or something.

>>15403333
Is an urm like a slightly wider urn?

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>>15403311
W-what the hell even is it? Why does she look so angry?

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>>15403334
.less was, and still is bullied because he's a faggot.

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What's every ones opinion about ManyEyedHydra?

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>>15403328
Soft, sleepy cuddle rape

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>>15403341
He'd be good if he wasn't so fixated on snuff shit.

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>>15403336
>with the exception of nerdhounds
Hey, brains are way more important to them than brawn!

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>>15403336
>Aren't all hellhounds kind of musclegirls?
The profile Hellhound only represents an average member of the species, so muscle Hellhounds aren't out of the question.

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>>15403341
I like the idea of his alternate universe where scary sex things live, and I'm fine with his fatal ends, but I hate how he goes about them, and how they always invovle horrible draining pain and stuff.
But he's a good writer, besides a few bad habits.

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Gonna pull a dragon's hoard out of her ear with a magic trick!

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>>15403326
>draws a Senran as a monstergirl
>doesn't make her thick
Really droppin' the ball.

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>>15403341
Not into snuff.

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>"Jesus dad, I'm not a racist, I'm a Monster Nationalist. It just so happens that humans are inferior and should keep out of our affairs. There's plenty of infographics proving me right on the internet."

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>>15403349
>That moment when you say you want to performa magic trick to a Dragon
>Saying you want to pull her hoard ot of her ear
>yfw you pull a miserly cent
>Not even a gold coin
>She just assumes fetal position on the spot and starts weeping uncontrollably
What do?

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>>15403358
I think a certain young lady is asking for a spanking.

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>>15403358
I didn't teach my daughter to be a racist, no Internet for you

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>>15403361
Ask her to join you as your assistant.
Promise to help her amass a horde that would make Tiamat envious.

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>>15403358
>Doesn't even post the correct nationalist

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>>15403358
>My daughter took my nationalist rants to heart
I'm damn proud. I hope she has a poster of Pink Floyd's The Wall hanging in her room.

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>>15403358
I always wondered what Kiki legs looked like.

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>>15403361
Give her some pocket money. Hopefully she can build something from there.

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>>15403358
Well I mean she's not wrong. Monster Girls have superior strength, abilities, and so on. Human Men are just so average.

I side with Druella and believe we should peacefully submit to being ruled over by Monster Girls, they know what's best.

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>>15403358
If humans are so inferior, then you are perfectly capable of living without a father.
Interpret that as you will.

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>>15403373

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I want to tell my 3 meter tall muscle Oni daughteru to come over here because she took my car and went out with her friends without asking me!
I want her to turn into a crying, bawling mess as I give her a spanking while her mother watches, until my waifu tells me that she's had enough and I order her to go to her room, which she does only after I tell her to give me a hug and I tell her that I love her!

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>>15403340
He might be a faggot, but he is our faggot.

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>>15403375
What the fuck is that silhouette even?

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>>15403378
>I want to tell my 3 meter tall muscle Oni daughteru to come over here because she took my car and went out with her friends without asking me!

Wait how does she fit in your car?

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>>15403358
Sure thing, kid. Now stop being tsundere with the neighbor's son.

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>>15403378
>3 meter tall
Too big.

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>>15403373
Not entirely true. I'm not entirely sure the Demon Lord's army has the best grasp of tactics due to their naturally superior abilities. I'm of the belief that they just charge in tits first and pray for the best.
The Demon Lord's army needs tacticians, medics, and people helping feed the soldiers. In that right, human men are just as valuable as any monstergirl soldier.
I dream of a world where monstergirls and men stand as equals, united against those who would oppress.

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>>15403382
I had to get a large car to accommodate my daughteru's soccer team.

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>>15403364
What, for telling the truth?

>>15403365
But it's the only place not completely controlled by the Human and Tanuki media!

>>15403369
>>15403373
Good for you for suppurating her viewpoints.

>>15403374
Men just need to be shown their place so everyone is happy.

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>>15403380
>Not even recognizing your new overlords
Good boyim.

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>>15403374
>If humans are so inferior, then you are perfectly capable of living without a father.
That's a silly line of thinking. Dogs are inferior too, but that doesn't mean Monster Girls hate them. They just recognize their natural superiority. Imagine how much better our world would be if we let Monster Girls rule over us. Just like the Demon Lord intended.

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>>15403395
So literally the Demon entry?

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>>15403378
I want to have a pair of Oni daughterus who grows up into 7 foot tall delinquents who are respected by powerful monstergirls throughout their school.
I want to be away often due to work.
I want the two terrifying delinquents who are my children to notice I'm home for the first time in month and immediately act like the sweet girls I know they are when they charge me to sweep me up in a big hug.
I want their fellow delinquents to be dumbfounded that their tough and vicious sisters in delinquency are so loving with a 5' 9" human.
I want some random non-affiliated delinquent to try and attack me the next day because she thinks I'm just some weak human.
I want to knock her out with a stiff punch to the face because I married an Oni damn it, I had to get tough living with her.

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>>15403395
But you are wrong, mysterious hooded person, someone being physically stronger than you doesn't mean they are superior.

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>>15403403
Now you get it Anon!

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>>15403358
That's not what you were saying while masturbating to the neighbor boy last night.

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>>15403326
I love how even /v/ is calling him mildly retarded.

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>>15403408
Momentary lapse of judgment.

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>>15403375
WHO'S THAT POKEMON?

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>>15403392
>What, for telling the truth?
I didn't raise you to spew bigotry young lady. Humans and Monsters are equals despite our physical strength gap.
Besides, Hellhound or no, your mother sure didn't mind me taking the lead when you were conceived.
Even dressed up in a little leather number and asked me to "punish her".

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>>15403409
That guy is from here.

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>>15403410
>Momentary
Try twice a day average.

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>>15403417
Oh. Well, I love how .less is being called mildly retarded on boards besides this one, then.
The Senran Raiju was nice though. More Raiju art, always a good thing.

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>>15403414
Then why are most most humans governments abysmal failures while the monstergirl controlled cities are only getting stronger?

>>15403421
Occasional lapse of judgement.

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>>15403424
>>>/v/341537516

>mankoto still best girl but iori is alright

He has good taste

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>>15403425
A city is not a country. It's hardly fair to compare the two.
Besides, MGC's economy is built off the backs of slave trading and young men forced into prostitution.
I know that all too well. If it weren't for your mother...

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>>15403425
>Then why are most most humans governments abysmal failures while the monstergirl controlled cities are only getting stronger?

Because the monsters are not sending us their best, they're sending us rapists.

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>>15403405
Of course. But Monster Girls are also superior in intelligence, magic, creating a utopian society, philosophy, spirituality, and more.

Also they're cuter.

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>>15403349
> "And now i'll pull your most prized possession out of your ear!!!
> "if you put you penis in my ear again, you will be in trouble, and not the good kind"
removes hands from pants
>Owing to techinical defficulties the magic show is on hold.

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>"Wake up already Anon, we have a busy day ahead of us."
>"Jeez, you've gotta be the laziest farmhand I know."

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>>15403425
>Then why are most most humans governments abysmal failures while the monstergirl controlled cities are only getting stronger?
You fail to mention how people conveniently avoid talking about how nothing gets done due to everyone having sex.

It is explained that somehow they all find time to do their duties despite all the lewdness going around, they just focus on the good aspects like an almost 100% happiness rate, but conveniently forget the cost of such happiness, the most basic of propaganda maneuvers.

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>>15403446
But they can't be as curious, defiant against positions of authority, or as good at war as humans. Checkmate.

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>>15403448
OniTengu draws the best tits.

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>>15403440
Most of those boys joined the sex trade willingly because it's a growing field and pays them for doing what comes naturally. You don't seriously believe in that propaganda do you? There's also plenty of other fields like technology and medicine.

>>15403451
Simple. Monsters get more work done so they have more free time.

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This Druella girl sounds scary..

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>>15403455
His girls are very protective.

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>>15403460
Yeah that is why you need to watch out

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>>15403440
>>15403447
>RP shit
Fucking stop

> removes hands from pants
gb2/wiki faggots, this is literally *actions* without the asterixes.

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>>15403460
She's the absolute worst.
I'd rather run straight at a sexually repressed Ushi-Oni during a full moon.

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>>15403457
Work how? Monsters would actually be the least realiable workforce in such a situation, all with having that "itch" they need to scratch regularly, would be like hiring people with strong addictions.

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>>15403460
Word goes around that she is a crack dealer

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>>15403447
The fuck are you doing?

Between this and the "edition" OP, it's shameful to see what's happened to this thread.

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>>15403470
Agreed.

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>>15403339
It's just a toy. And she wants you to play with her, because she's hungry for your attention.

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>>15403451
It's more like technically no work is required at all for survival since a quickie will get you through the day.

What this doesn't account for is the children who need real food and the laws and the infrastructure maintenance.

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>>15403447
Take a hike faggot.

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>>15403475
I wonder who's behind the editionfaggotry in OP, the previous thread was deleted shortly after Mr. "Make a new thread" appeared and was ignored.

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>>15403473
They could easily do more work then humans with their superior abilities before heading home to have round or two with their husband.

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>>15403460
She's a bit scary, but really cute too.

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will the faggotry ever cease

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>>15403470

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>>15403478
Do you even realize that there are tons of daily needs in a society beyond food/health?

People need clothes, they need tools, they need furniture, the very infrastructure maintenance you talk about probably need paper, wood and that kind of thing.

Not only talking about raw materials but also the processed stuff and a skilled person to do them, that would be the kind of stuff a demon realm would be lacking due to everyone being busy on sex.

>inb4 muh magic and the ever-powerful mamono mana should be able to take care of that.
Yeah right.

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>>15403504
I-I like your eyes!

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I think I speak for everyone when I say Druella is a hero to us all

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>>15403315
Here's the full description:

Poltergeists are slimes with the abilities of an esper, and are produced by the union between a human male and the spirit half of an esper. Poltergeists feed on excitement and spend most of their lives moving from event to event, sometimes intervening if it can easily be made more "interesting". Their psychic nature can allow them to arrive at the scene of an event before it even begins, and an individual poltergeist's affinity for this ability determines how quickly it feeds and grows in its "wandering" phase.

Once a poltergeist has grown to a certain point, it enters the "haunting" phase. It selects a location and begins diffusing its body into the environment, amplifying its abilities within that area and gaining finer control over the material. The poltergeist then exercises its new strength in order to alter its territory to be more conductive to "excitement". What this means exactly varies tremendously and depends on what kind of area they chose. Regardless of what takes place, the transition of a poltergeist from the "wandering" phase to the "haunting" phase is always followed by a wave of new rumors. Poltergeists are mistaken for ghosts, evil spirits, nature spirits, demons, angels, and on at least one occasion a god. Their propensity to stay out of sight when possible, combined with their wide scope of actions causes confusion and gossiping wherever they go, much to their own benefit.

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>>15403358
Can you back your notions with evidence, studies and statistics? If so, good on you. Fight the good fight.

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>>15403488
Yeah. Unfortunately, I wouldn't comment too much on it if I were you.
I got a temporary block for the deleted hellhound post because of another offhand remark, and we both know who gives those out.

All I'll say is, the feedback system exists for this reason. If enough of us use it, highlighting any "rogue actions", then people will be bound to pay attention.

Either way, I'm sure this post won't remain up either. Nice posting while I can/could. Have one of my favourite wolfgirl pictures, just to keep on topic. I can't get over how great the idea of the leash being pulled up into her is.

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>>15403516
Are you going to make a Pastebin where all these ideas are compiled?

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>>15403522
>Leash bullying
Don't fucking tease me, Anon, i have enough with my Kobold fantasies.

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>>15403505
I wasn't the guy arguing with you anon. You just responded to someone who agrees with you completely. I even said that all it does is account for survival of adults on a very base level and nothing else.

Logically what they probably do is keep supplied by loot from places they conquer (what with 10/11 people on their world being bone stock humans) and pick up and move once whatever demon realm starts falling apart right about when the children first born there will be needing to go in search of husbands.

The real interesting thing then becomes, how are the truly longstanding demonic civilizations such as Demon Realm Prime and the Undead realms able to keep from falling into ruin? Do the wights have armies of thrall painters and carpenters? Do liches raise skeleton armies to reroof the castle?

But honestly, if you go by what KC says, none of their civilization works at all.

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>>15403534
KDF? If that's you, you should do a leash bondage story. Creative uses of something like that for any canine monstergirl is great. Using it to control her body, and letting it rub between her breasts and even between her labia... Think about it.

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>>15403504
She's got real cute eyes.
Are you sure she's not Deruella? Because I really want to tell Deruella how much I love her.

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How organized would the husbando gathering process be in the demon realm cities? Do the girls all enjoy the thrill of getting them themselves, or are there monsters who are willing to buy their husbands because they don't want to get their hands dirty?

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I want to give that nice Raiju Chancellor emergency powers so she can control the courts and senate!

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>>15403504
I heard that this really cool girl called Deruella is in town! She seems really nice, we should find her! I bet you two would get along, she's really cool and everyone likes her!

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>>15403369
>I hope she has a poster of Pink Floyd's The Wall hanging in her room.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're making fun of her.

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Is it Druella or Deruella?

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>>15403568
Either or. At this point they're pretty much interchangeable.

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>>15403474
I heard that she has an eight-pack.

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>>15403568
The former.

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>>15403568
Druella. Because it's like Cruella, and "Deruella" sounds like a Japan-ism.

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>>15403516
Oops, forgot something:

Poltergeists do not normally reproduce. All of their excess energy is used to expand and strengthen their territory. However, if a poltergeist is enraptured by the feeling's in a man's heart, and it is his desire to have a family, a poltergeist can alter its own nature to have children. The children will not be poltergeists though, they will instead be espers. Unlike other slimes, poltergeists become pregnant like human women and stay in a fixed form until they give birth. It is thought that they possess the spirit of an esper, but their body dictates their personality until the touch of a man imparts humanity on them.

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>>15403568
>Deruella

This is the original and oldest. I think the new translation team changed it to Druella sometime around the Demon profile.

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>>15403568
>>15403571

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>>15403572
I heard that she sharpens her knives every night while she hums an old slavic children song.

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>>15403582
She's got six fingers on her left hand.

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Desert Foxes!

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>>15403585
Her left eyes is mechanical.

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>>15403424
It was only raiju, no senran.

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>>15403588
Why does the desert make everything so much better? Anubi, pharaohs, desert tanukis, the sand witches in CoC, apophi as desert snakes, and now even desert foxes.

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>>15403591
She only drinks Fosters.

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>>15403502
i want less to draw a maid lizardgirl or sahuagin with maid swimsuit

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Writing only good things in your diary makes it look like everyday was a good day!

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>>15403595
It was meant to be a senran, but yeah, it doesn't look much like her. Too lewd, and with no clothing, there's no way to make the raiju look like a completely generic anime character.

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>>15403588
What a titcow.
I fucking love shortstacked brown desert monstergirls.

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>>15403601
>writing only good things that happened

>Day 1
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>Day 2
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>Day 3
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>Day 4
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>>15403601
>Spicy mayo
What a goddamn bad taste.

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>>15403603
Its very easy, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Kiki and Shog road trip movie, would it make it at the box office

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>>15403620
It would just be half an hour of bare knuckle fighting in the Walgreens parking lot.

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Do you think monster girls have rape fantasies? How looked down upon would they be if say a Mouse Girl wanted to be lured by cheese and trapped by a big muscular man that uses her body and then leaves her battered and alone?

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>>15403627
Mermaid girls who run into fishing nets on purpose.
They bemoan their situation when pulled up and "beg not to" be raped.

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>>15403627
Reverse-rape tactics aren't too uncommon among monstergirls, so I doubt it'd be very looked down upon.

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>All this Druella talk
>Still have floating in my head a story idea back since that one anon slapped a greentext
>A greentext about every top general, advisor, and other assorted members of the Demon Lord's inner circle gathered to meet the boyfriend Druella got
>All expecting the most decadent and degenerate things, only to see olev Druella going lovey dovey jumping into the arms of his boyfriend
>Been thinking to the point I've been sitting on two ideas, going with that or going with Druella actively attempting to not get caught much to the suspicion of everyone else
>And I'll probably never write it

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>>15403624
It doesn't have to be a fight maybe they got left behind when their masters moved and now they took a car and are making it across the country while learning to get along

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I just want Thread Druella and KC Druella to meet and argue

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>>15403639
Do the first one.

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>>15403639
>his boyfriend
Why do you people keep on doing this.

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http://66.media.tumblr.com/9c3151deb7e650d54e4813c70829d6fa/tumblr_o7qsj25xgp1s8yjg5o1_1280.png

Owls are the best for kissing during doggystyle.

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>>15403639
Oh hey, I wrote that greentext.
Go with the first one.

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>>15403657
I've a fear boner and a regular boner simultaneously.

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>>15403645
what do you mean

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>>15403669
He's getting irritated by a typo.
Something I can empathize with.

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>>15403673
Jesus fucking christ I just noticed the fuckery I made

I'm falling asleep here man

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>>15403643
KC Druella would win every argument

Humans are for corrupting, that's a fact

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>>15403645
>>15403639

Dammit making me think of Demon Lord with a man voice. Now I'm imagining them as Dr. Girlfriend and the Monarch... actually pretty accurate. Business at the guild/ doting on the husband at home.

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Would monster girls be snobs about being purebred monster girls as opposed to corrupted/transformed into one?

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>>15403684
If the first Blade movie taught me anything besides "Some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill", then yes, they would.

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>>15403681
I'm gonna have to dispute you on that one. While the Demon Lord having the most boner inducing body is pretty much a fact, I like to think she has a very high pitched and sweet sounding voice.
Everyone expects a low voiced seductress and instead gets a girl who sounds like the protagonist of a magical girl anime who also happens to be one of the dirtiest talkers in the world.

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>>15403687
>ice-skate uphill
How the fuck does ice freeze in a hill? Pretty sure water flattens out.

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>>15403691
Do you live in the tropics or something?

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>>15403678
KC druella shill go away

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't there more Monster Girls in tight bodysuits?

Why isn't there a harpy Flying Into Free?

Why isn't there a a tall thick Amazon with wild super long orange hair trying to rape a boy in green?

And I need photos, photos of spidergirl!

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>>15403704
Arachne dressed as Widowmaker plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403704
>Why isn't there a a tall thick Amazon with wild super long orange hair trying to rape a boy in green?

Took me a second to place that one. Superior tastes all around.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're in school
>You hear some boys loudly discussing something
>"It's totally true. We've already done it three times and it always works. Go to the graveyard after sunset and don't bring too many people or too many lights."
>"Is this some kind of trick?"
>The boy was slapped on the back of the head by one of the others after saying this
>"Pffft, do you think we'd try to pull something on you that you could get out of by just saying 'no'?"
>"Ow. Well I wouldn't put it past a bunch of knuckleheads like you."
>That provoked another slap.
>"Alright braniac, how's this: just pick a random day without telling us and go there. It can be a day from now or a month from now, whatever. We couldn't possibly camp out there at every single night for a month now could we?"
>"Hmm, you've convinced me. You seem like you're all trying so hard to win me over with this."
>A hand was once again raised ready to strike, but it was stopped by another boy.
>"Two is the daily limit."
>There was a brief pause before the group burst into laughter and dispersed.
>Curiosity got the better of you and you decided to go there later that night.
>It appeared nobody else was coming.
>A few steps past the entrance of the graveyard, you began having doubts.
>Then a large pebble lightly hits your chest.
>You look down and reach to pick it up.
>As soon as you touch it, you hear a very young female voice coming from nowhere
>"Tag. You're it."
>And then I realized that this will likely be too long for a greentext story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403704
Nobody likes a lonely only!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403716
what a nice graveyard

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby wubby jinko cub!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it rude to ask an undead how they died?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403278
What happened to .less?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403729
He got drunk and somehow accidentally deleted his entire Tumblr account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403698
Yes, please inform me of the yuki-ona domain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403729
He got his shit fucked up

JUST

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403731
...How does one do that?

[Anonymous No.]

Allured's a cute girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403731
>>15403733
Aww shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403728
Probably depends on how old they are. If they died last week, it's probably not the best idea. If they've been a zombie for a while, they probably don't care. Hell, if they're old enough they probably don't even remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403734
By being drunk, mildly(?) retarded and .less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403741
I just want to know the process that lead to that decision.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

WakeRat trying to sleep VS Dormouse trying to stay awake who get's more time in

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403744
He tried to delete a secondary account. but failed.
http://haohi.tumblr.com/post/145985731880/try-to-delete-second-blog-delete-entire-tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403744
He made the decision to delete something else, but completely messed up and blitzed his entire account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403753
>>15403750
Wow.
Well, at least he has the pictures backed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403745
I seem to be in the wrong castle

[Anonymous No.]

Musclemouto or chubby imotou?
Which would you rather have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403704
>Why aren't there more Monster Girls in tight bodysuits?
I ask this question every single day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403768
Average

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403528
I already have a pastebin that I use for my other fetishy writing. I could put these ideas on a paste in there.

http://pastebin.com/JREZYr3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403770
We'll give you both then.
That equals out, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403768
Between the two, chubby imotou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403768
Chubby nee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403781
That isn't on the sheet anon.
Give a correct answer before I'm forced to break out the big guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403776
I am not sure that works, would have to divert time for both

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403783
Chubby
Older
Sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403784
You asked for average, you got average.

>>15403786
Just for that I'm giving you a strongfat older sister that has no chest and an overly large rear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403789
>Just for that I'm giving you a strongfat older sister that has no chest and an overly large rear.
Jokes on you she's perfect for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403790
Jokes on you She's a stage two alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403789
But I cant be with both because they have conflicting opinion on fun and if I go with one the other will cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403793
Jokes on you, that just means she's only a few dickings away from becoming a Stage 3 and gaining Breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403793
Jokes on you, you were actually posting on /lgbt/ all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403794
OR you can bring the other with you.

You just had to pick an imotou anon, you just had to pick a damn imotou.

>>15403797
You wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403797
You realize that Stage 3 just means "Locked In", and doesn't necessarily mean big tits, yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403704
>>15403769
>still no space opera
Come on guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403805
Give me like five more months and I'll give you something. Even though I am like the Team Ico of writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403799
But the chubby wants to be lazy and the muscle wants to be active

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403811
Too bad.
It's time to bond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403809
Actually, nevermind. Team Ico actually puts out good stuff.
I'm more like the Gearbox of writefaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403809
So you've made two beloved things two generations ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403816
More like one good thing two years ago, and nothing else of note.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403814
>Gearbox
Where did it go wrong? The first two Borderlands games were great. Then Duke Nukem Forever happened. And then the Pre-sequel. And then Colonial Marines...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403825
Well I'm like Ubisoft or EA, I make mediocre shit all the time, people hate me and yet they keep reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403814
>Meme-tier trash
Kill yourself.
Or write something that won't suffer for it. Like Cheshire.

>>15403829
The problem is that Borderlands was all they gave a shit about, so they funneled funding and resources from those other projects into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403829
>The first two Borderlands games were great
>Borderlands 2 was great

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403841
Best monster is that picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403834
The last thing I put out was something short about loli anubis cumflation, I think. Some people liked it, but I guess it's kind of a divisive thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Saw new promo art for Samurai Jack. Dude's got a beard now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403850
Not too surprising. His father had a beard, and there's several episodes where he grows one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403850
>>15403856
Dude's covered in blood too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403850
>BALLS DEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403849
>divisive
More trite than anything. Maybe write something with a girl that isn't just a combination of two of the most overused concepts here. What's next? A super original piece on a chubby Cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

What would your not!Egypt daughteru think if you showed her Gods of Egypt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403850
I FWUNG HIM INTO MY BEDROOM, WHERE MY PERVERSION IS LAW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403875
She would tell everyone at school that she was adopted from there on out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403875
I haven't seen it. On a scale of 0 to 10, how bad is it? Negatives are allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403876
>Law
>Not Raw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403881
Either works really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403875
Well, she'd be shaking and burying her face into my shirt in fear so my guess would be that she didn't like it.
I'll get her some new silk bandages on the way home.

[Anonymous No.]

ho ho, it's hobocheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403889
Why do we have so much art of such a bad character?
Why can't we have more art of a nice, likable character? Like Stella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403875
>"It's terrible right?"
>"Right."
>"Glad we agree on this."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403889
Maybe she will get 'night of the meek' and become santa

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403889
I wanna know how she got those scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403891
Because .less is a crazzy mother fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403891
good end inc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403897
Twilight Zone please go, we only watch The Scary Door here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403891
But I actually liked the original story version of her.
It was all the shit slut and yandere art that made her bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403891
Art is oh draw for bad stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403879
I just watched it, giving it a solid 1/10 based solely on the fact that it was nice to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403900
>tfw you realize Bob wrote the first mechanic Anubis girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403850
>Mako is dead

oh god I can't watch this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403904
>1/10
>Nice to look at
What movie were you watching? That whole train-wreck was a CGI nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403906
Anubis sucks, let's make Cyclops our go to wrench wenches!

[Anonymous No.]

How are you guys doing tonight?

I'm trying to not let this slip into wip purgatory o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403909
I mean, I was watching it through my tiny computer screen so I didn't really catch anything too bad, other that the retarded size differences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403902

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403913
>purgatory
Please no they're lovely and the Troll is still mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403915
The CGI looks horrible even on the big screen, and literally everything was CGI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403913
I would 100% let those girls run a pussy train on me. I wouldn't complain. I'd even cuddle them afterwards and make breakfast the next morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403906
we need eralia art
milfnubis

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know of a good artist who would be fine with me commissioning lewd lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403917
Persistent. I'm sure she likes that o7

>>15403920
Deviant!

[Anonymous No.]

If we just crawl all slow-like, the Sandworms won't notice us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403935
No you fool, you must crawl without rhythm! Shai Hulud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403935
You're a corpse in the hot desert sun, they can smell you for miles dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403935
I bet she smells horrible, especially after rotting in the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403928
Your best bet would be to ask your favorite drawfags. They might say no, but more than likely they're just avoiding loli drawings because of possible legal ramifications, rather than any moralfag reasons.

Also if you're just looking to add to your own private collection rather than share it online, I'm sure they'd be more receptive to your ideas as well.

Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.]

It's raining today. It's fucking pouring today. Can't go outside at all, umbrellas are useless in this weather. It's been going on since last night, and it won't end today, either.
On rainy days like this, we must swap stories. Anyone writing anything? Anyone got any ideas they want written?

[Anonymous No.]

why are zombies such dummies, I'm gonna bully them and make fun of them for being so dumb after they Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403957
I have a fun lich idea I'd like totake a crack at, unfortunately my backlog is long and I'm slow as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403951
Thanks for the tips anon. I probably would want to share with the thread though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403960
You try being smart when you ain't got no braaaaiiiins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403957
>It's raining today. It's fucking pouring today. Can't go outside at all, umbrellas are useless in this weather. It's been going on since last night, and it won't end today, either.
Sounds like perfect weather for cuddling up in a blanket cocoon with the waifu and watching movies together.

>>15403960
Anon, that's asking for a Wight to sit on your face until you apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403957
I'd appreciate something short and cute about an onryo to keep me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403968
>no girl will ever be this happy to be your onee-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403957
Not writing anything at the moment, just planning out ideas for my next story/chapter/thing. It's taking awhile and I'm lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403973
>Wight to sit on your face until you apologize.
Not even a fat wight butt or her puffy vulva will make me apologize!

>>15403970
But not all zombies lost their brain! They're all airheaded dummies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403966
What exactly are your ideas though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403988
Kobold daughteru stuff. Maybe her and my waifu in matching latex bodysuits.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a zombie childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

I want a kiki to take care of the house while I'm off to war!

I want her to be named Katyusha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404004
What kinds of childhood friend things would you do with your zombie childhood friend?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404026
Talk about that time I killed her by accident and ask her if she's still mad at me for not reading the instruction manual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404029
Hi Auntie, you lost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403912
Cyclopses forge the parts, and anubi make stuff out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404029
Aww, I liked her long hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404029
I freaking love this design but cannot get into the game.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404026
Hang out and watch tv or watch movies while in a comfy blanket so she is warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403928
Faustsketcher and Norasuko both do loli art.
You can also take a look at some of the artists on Sinnergate if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404078
Impure thoughts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404078
Does this Dragon maid wish to be ravished by her master? Because I'd happily fulfill her fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404029
That's really cute looking on her, you don't often get to see monster girls in more causal clothing which is a shame as it often makes them more appealing/attractive. That outfit makes her not only adorable but also like she just came over to visit me to hang out and play video games with. Also her haircut is lovely and I just want to sit her in my lap to massage her scalp as we watch movies together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404078
What a bold ryu-jin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403994
Sounds like something I can do, but I'm pretty occupied right now and I won't expect to do anymore commissions until next month, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404082
Yes, I have a lot of sifting to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404109
Who are you? I don't mind waiting at all, I still need some time to flesh out my ideas first.

[Anonymous No.]

Nopperabo are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404129
she's got no face so she can't eat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404120
just call me albumfag
http://i.imgur.com/zfC8xrY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8pLqpGP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vuKh7VO.jpg

(nsfw)
http://i.imgur.com/pHCAYzf.jpg
http://imgur.com/a/f6XK2

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404139
Oh hey, it's you! Do you have a place with commission info? I'll definitely keep you in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404149
http://minekolucky.deviantart.com/
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3140998

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404160
Thanks mate, I'll contact you when I know more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404129
Creep!

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any stories where some who has Ophidiophobia or Ahrachnophobia gets raped by lamia or arcane or a MG based around whatever fear the protagonist has?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404196
>raped
you mean gently loved and cuddled until he's no longer afraid, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404196
I can write one right now, if you like.
>Anon was scared of spiders.
>A half spider was in love with anon
>A half spider asked anon out
>Anon ran away, but wasn't watching where he was going
>Anon ran into another half spider
>She said ufufu
>Anon fainted
>When he came to he was in a huge web with two snoozing spiders sticky with cum
>The end

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404212
Oi you 'avin' a giggle there mate? I'll club you, swear on me mum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404215
Pa, grab muh stompin' boots, them thar arachneeds is gettin' uppity again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404218
Funny ol' world innit? Bloody bonkers wiff 'em spiders 'n shit, you'd think them got millennium hand and shrimp buggerit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404215
Do you want the sequel?
>Anon was scared in the web
>But then the two spiders woke up
>The bigger one pulled his head into her chest, and her soft chest and steady heartbeat soothed him
>The smaller one rested her head on anon's chest and listened to his heartbeat slowly calm down
>Then anon was happy
>Then anon got a boner
>Then the spiders were happy
>The end

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404229
Now do snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404241
Okay
>Anon was walking in the woods and enjoying himself, not thinkign at all about how scary sneks are
>Anon didn't see the delinquent snek girl laying in some leaves
>She was hung over because she got drunk
>Unwitting anon stepped on her tail and tripped
>Delinquent snek woke up and moved before her mind could catch up to her
>By the time she could process things, Anon was coiled up and she was biting him
>The snek was angry
>Anon was scared and fainted
>Then the snek felt something hot and hard poking at her coils
>The adrenaline left the snake and arousal filled the void
>The snek moved anon around like a hard rag dol
>And then the snake was happy
>The end

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404252
Oi, oi, that's no ending at all, keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404257
Subscribe to my patreon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404260
Write more snek or the Elf gets it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404262
That's no elf!
It's a dorf!
One gold bar for the dwarf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404262
Lolis arent even human

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404266
Sold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404262
>Putting your elves in a cage
Anon, that's cruel. Elves are used to roaming the open woods, they should be displayed on stages with their legs spread by iron bars. Or using a stockade at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404271
The dwarf is mine!
Now to put her in a frilly dress and give her delicious cakes.

Gonna pamper the dwarf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404270
That's kinda the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404284
doesn't make it any less degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

Vulcans are hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404196
>>15404209
>As a young boy, Anon's parents tragically died in a car accident
>His only remaining family was an older cousin, his late father's niece
>She was much older than he was, in her early 20's, and she agreed to take Anon in
>Unfortunately (for Anon), she was an Arachne, and he had a fear of spiders
>He would lock himself in his room almost all day
>She didn't want to force him
>Eventually she managed to coax him out with food, and they began eating dinner together most nights
>He was having a nightmare one night about his parents' death, and when she held him close and stroked his head, he calmed down
>He kept a slowly decreasing distance from her for the next year until the anniversary of his parents' death
>She asked him if he wanted to visit their graves, and he said okay
>They brought flowers and laid them in front of the gravestone, and she talked her own late parents, who had died in a plane crash when she was a little younger than he was at the time
>She made an offhand comment about fate not being kind to their family, but promised him that she'd never go anywhere, and that she'd also make sure nothing bad ever happened to him again
>The tears he had been trying to hold back came flowing out, and he clung to her
>She gently stroked his head and silently let him get it all out
>When the tears finally stopped, they said goodbye to his parents and headed home
>She put him to bed that night and then got ready for bed herself
>Just as she got under the covers, Anon knocked on her door
>He asked if he could sleep with her tonight, and she smiled at him and said yes, moving over to make room from him on the bed with her
>Anon climbed under the covers and laid there silently for a few moments before hesitantly reaching out and grabbing her arm
>She left him pull it towards himself, and he then wrapped his arms around it
>She moved her arm out of his grip and instead pulled him towards her, wrapping her arms around him and holding him to her chest
>He stiffened for a moment, but then relaxed and after a few more minutes, he had fallen asleep
>She leaned down and kissed him on the forehead before going to sleep herself

[Anonymous No.]

It's loose! It's loose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404349
Its adorable!
Its adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404349
Run!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404349
She looks pretty tight to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404348
pretty cute/10, would read again

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never live in a technologically advanced super-society in the frozen north with a buncha undead and cold-loving girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404410
>undead
>when there are yetis
shit taste detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404424
>Not undead yetis
Small time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404426
>dead yetis
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404424
>>15404426
>Not just having a Wight with a big huge ass who loves to cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404435
She is nostalgic for the zombie warmth times

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404432
You know, the only worth you could possibly have is if you were to alp, kneel down and start gargling cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404444
Your lich waifu called. Your bad taste is terminal and there's nothing she can do.

Though it's not like anything of value will be lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404451
>Nothing she can do
She's a fuckin' lich. Your own insult has consistency issues within it. Correct yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404460
I meant it. Your taste is spectacularly terrible that even the full might of mamono mana brought to bear can't save you.

It's an event horizon of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404471
>I meant to be retarded
wew lad. Usually you tell people you were only pretending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404478
Is that it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404478
>trying this hard
I think you're beat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404483
Get off my dick, I'm doing three different things here. Sorry for not putting my all into the bants

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404487
>my all
>starts with "sucking dicks"
>ends with "lol, yur retarded"
I'm not sure how to tell you this but your banter is as bad as your taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404497
It started with me calling you small time, if you're going to rip on me, have the decency of being accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404497
and he goes in for the kill

I think we should all stop here and think about soft things before the Yeti police come and start hauling people away to the reeducation camps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404502
>It started with me calling you small time
That's so insignificant it's not even worth mentioning. It wasn't anything until you had to go and start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404509
>you had to go and start shit.
Serious question, do you not read what you post? The shit started here >>15404424.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403313
I want the Nerdhound to help me with my homework!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404513
Because clearly that's not something that's constantly thrown about when things get quiet.

You must be new here, the appropriate response is usually to say something witty and we go back and forth for a couple of comments about who's waifu(s) is better. Ideally we each have a giggle and move on with our lives.

You don't get pissy and jump straight to "cock-sucking alp".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403841
The only reason people here consider BL2 bad is because of the person who wrote it. That's literally the only reason why, I never see people here criticize the game for anything other than the writing and the writer.

I mean did people actually think the nearly nonexistent and ultimately forgettable story of BL1 was a masterpiece of something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404516
>we go back and forth for a couple of comments about who's waifu(s) is better.
That's what happened though. I then proceeded to call you a faggot. Why did you assume that me calling you a faggot wasn't a part of the back and forth? If you wanted to shitpost about waifus you would have been more active about asserting your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404522
>BL2 bad
Is this just a 4chan thing? Just about every critic of worth that I'm aware of praised it as being a worthy successor with a decent amount of improvement to justify its existence.

I'll admit it's sat unplayed in my library since I per-ordered it, but that's due to other things.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date the Canadian Yeti exchange student!

[Anonymous No.]

It's still raining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404522
>The only reason people here consider BL2 bad is because of the person who wrote it
That's after completely ignoring the clusterfuck of a story and writing, ignoring the memes jack, ignoring the fact it's guns and loot system fucking suck, and ignoring that it's one of an over saturated genre that you can find much better alternatives for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404547
>>15404530
Please stop talking about this, it's not about Monster Girls.
>>15404539
The moose is loose aboot the hoose, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404551
I can't understand her because of her thick Canadian accent, but hugs are universally understood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404529
>faggot
That's what usually happens in these situations. But you're right, it didn't.

Had you actually left it at that specific word I wouldn't have cared in the slightest. But there's a bit of a difference between "x undead are y, faggot" and what you actually wrote.

It would probably be best to end the topic here and get back to MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404558
I guess I didn't really call you a faggot, but implied you would have more worth AS a faggot, but its all semantics the point remains the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404505
How would a Yeti deal with a guy who generally hates being touched? Yeah, they could try and force-hug him, but he'd fucking hate it and I doubt they'd be happy knowing the guy they're hugging wasn't happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404576
By slipping the Mindflayer who lives downstairs $20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404576
They slowly break him with light touches and kind words. It can be a slow process but they're patient. He'll be a happy cuddleslut eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404576
She gets a Lich to create a magical forcefield around him that makes it so he can never, ever again be touched by anyone, ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404547
The story was pretty straightforward to me. I won't deny the cringy jokes, but I felt the story to 2 was much more memorable than 1.

>over saturated genre
It really, really wasn't when it came out. I can't really think of any other Diablo-like loot based shooters that were out at the time.

This is also part of why I think the BL series was a total fluke in its success: it was filling a niche nobody knew they wanted. I don't think they were terrible games. I had a lot of fun with them, but they're certainly not perfect.


But I digress.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to meet an alp when I'm out with a friend!
I want us both to laugh at the faggot!
I want to start kissing my friend to make fun of the fag!
I want him to slip down and start sucking on my dick as I point and laugh at the crying alp!
I want to hear my friend's muffled laughter as the fucking alp runs off crying like a little bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

But are you a bad enough dude to beat Nova, The Wurm Rocket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404606
Your friend was an alp the whole time and just hates other alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404606
>>15404690
Time to earn my 72 Houris

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404129
Guess who.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon, if you finish that project today, I'll let you fuck me.
>If you don't, I'm going to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404702
What, what in the butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404695
I was hoping for Chaika

[Anonymous No.]

It's still raining and I still can't go outside and you're all dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404740
could be worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404750
I'm stuck indoors on a summer's day with nothing to do but shitpost on 4chan and read some forum arguing about how bad Mass Effect Andromeda will suck.
Could be worse, but could be a whole lot better.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my wife, Yuuko.
She is very soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404760
She doesn't look very monstrous. What's her deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404762
woo woo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404765
His wife's a ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404740
Finally stopped raining here and I haven't got the motivation to go outside I had when it was.

Dead is best though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404740
It's raining and I have to work. Oh well, at least I can still post some cute dragons in the dead hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404740
Do a reverse rain dance to repel the rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404802
I would need a Wendigo to teach me her ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404803
Cmon anon.
You need to talk to a thunderbird about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404813
I'm scared getting electrocuted might arouse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404802
I want to punch Tewi in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404815
Just throw a friendly Raiju at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404815
Well, you don't know until you give it a try. Safely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404818
I want to slap her with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404821
>>15404820
Please no, S&M stuff is already appealing to me despite my wimpiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404781
Wasn't the original idea of that picture a drunk lich accidentally bumping into things while floating around or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404830
Those red nails are used to control people, right? Devimon did that to Leomon. Can she do it too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404835
Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404888
So what are they up to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404539
I'll show her American culture like greasy fast food and Nascar

I'll convince her to play football by telling her you have to hug the guy holding the ball really hard until he's on the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404896
We have greasy food and football too. We even call it the same thing as you. I'll give you Nascar though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404896
>>15404901
So why do you call it football when you mostly use your hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404888
Is that the new granblue girls? I want the brown one but blew my crystals the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404904
Because when the first official rules for football were being drafted, multiple schools had their own versions of it (Rugby football, Gridiron football, and Association football), and at about the time the north american colonies were being created, Association Football was called, in their slang Socker, which evolved into Soccer, but after a certain war they likely didn't change that when the british did out of spite.
Or that's what I've heard anyways.
And canada just kind of likes doing what big bro is doing, yknow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404913
Might as well post her since she's thread related, hope she gets lots of porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404935
Well you're stupid and I don't like your way of doing things. It's different from mine and therefore wrong.
>>15404937
Adorable, whatever she is.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help get the fat Nerdhound slim down, but in a way that most of her fat remains on her butt and tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404948
I want to convince the fat Nerdhound she's fine how she is, and offer her to join me to watch her favorite anime!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to defeat uppity Centaurs in various duels and bets and then train them as pony-girls!

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are sluts!

S L U T S !

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405005
Damn you attractive sluts, you already got my dick and now you're trying to take my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Seduction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405050
Seduction attempt failed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405054
Alp detected! Whacking stick deployed!

[Anonymous No.]

True seduction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405061
Sweaty fox pits! Gotta lick 'em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405056
That's not how you hunt Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405062
Gonna lick her entire body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405062
Well toned fix stomach! Gotta lick it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405067
Hunt Alps? Who would want to hunt Alps? They're not good sport, you can't eat them, you can't put them on the wall, you can't even make Chinese medicine out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405005
Foxes are sluts, yes. Sluts for you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with Elves

Its a shame I cant find a complete uptodate collection of all of sachito's works

[Anonymous No.]

Writers, status Report sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405106
Thinking about Vampires and space operas and whether or not I could combine the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405106
Actually reading some other writers stuff.
Gonna take a break from the moose saga to read that Ilothe thing and the MG roulette

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405005
Why would I want a slutty mofu when I can go for a refined vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405115
>Ilothe
I want more of her as she's one of the few characters from this place I genuinely enjoyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405106
>>15405110
>expedition to a new planet
>colonists are separated from the rest of humanity
>one of them is a Vampire
>she decides to take over
>hundreds of years later the planet has a decent population and economy, only under her monarchy
That type of thing, see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404756
I will be summarily disappointed if that game lacks a Quarian Crew(wo)man.

All the same, that trailer at E3 looked splendid. Exactly what I want out of my escapist fiction. Whether it'll meet expectations or not, who can say, but for now, I'm looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405077
You can do all of that with Alps and more, all you have to do is believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405106
Researching sleeping pills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405132
I'm expecting good things from it too. Wasn't disappointed by the series before.
Red light true light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405077
>you can't eat them
depends on how /d you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405126
Looks like she's a evolution to blackie here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405126
I really like her too.
There is never enough cute dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405077
>Pin alp to a wall and eat her out

There are even competitions to see who can make an alp cum faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405167
How vulgar! I'll just stick to my horses and teaching them to prance properly.>>15404956

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405167
I wonder how thrilling would be the Alp-cumming world championship, just imagine those Alps on the final match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405183
Beautifully raised stage 3 Alps with tons of resistence.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you ever just think about all the cum you waste masturbating? Like, there is a good minute I just spend depressed afterwards thinking "If only I had a waifu to put this inside."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405204
Funny, I offer a little prayer to the girl I'm fapping to whenever I finish, saying "this is for you x".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405207
Don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405210
Why not? It's like transubstantiation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405204
Nobody would want my cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405204
Succubus please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405207
>"this is for you x"
Were you thinking about vampire mosquito?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405225
No, I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405223
Some of the thirstier anons here might actually be succubutts false flagging.

Succubutts get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405204
I always imagine my waifu wrapping her tail and arms around me and slamming herself down upon me when I cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404888
>>15404937
What's the little ladies name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405183
>all those alps straining their faces holding it in like they're going to "lose something" if they cum

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405083
That Elf can produce a lot of milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15404951
But Anon!
how can you help her gain the weight back if she never loses any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405232
>Succubutts shitposting on imageboards with spam
Sounds about right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405204
Nah. Rather, in those moments of post-orgasmic clarity, I just reflect on the time I've wasted fapping when I could've been doing something more productive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405250
That's dumb, you need to fap to keep yourself focused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405130
D-does anyone have anything to contribute to this idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405257
Not him, but I fap to procrastinate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405126
>>15405150
Story about salamander upgrading to lava dragon when?

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Vampire be able to deal with living in Alaska during the summer?
There's no true night, even in the southern parts like Anchorage. Best they get is nautical twilight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405236
Almeida.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405265
Just put fapping in your schedule so it doesn't count as procrastination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405275
Sunlight doesn't harm Vampires, that's bullshit. They also don't sparkle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405279
>Implying I have a schedule
Hahahahaha
>>15405275
Yeah. I don't headcanon bursting to ash anyway, that's stupid. Photosensitivity is as far as I go. Also a best vampire is a NEETpire so its a moot point

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405278
Nice, I'll get that folder started then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405281
>>15405284
The profile says sunlight cuts off their magical power and leaves them physically weakened to the point that they're weaker than human women.
I'm just wondering if one would be willing to put up with either that or being a complete and total shut in for months at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405296
That doesn't sound so bad, really. Alaskan summer is time for maledom, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405250
For me, it's in that moment of clarity that i realize there really isn't something productive to work towards, in the end i would have probably wasted that time anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405284
But schedules are so helpful! If you stick to one hard enough you might die inside, but still go on because dying isn't listed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405300
That sounds like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405327
I'm not into little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405342
But anon, you are the little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a thing or two for dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405342
Not even if they're cute foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405381
fav scale colour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405388
Dark green or a deep red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405388
They're all good.
White scales with dark skin and black scales with pale skin chief among them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405386
Cute fox lolis are meant to be ferociously molested with headpats, rubs and personal space invasions, they are not for lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405397
Yeah, white is really good too.

[Anonymous No.]

Titanic draconic titties are definitely my favorite titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405420
Bigger than average makes my engine go strong. I also like big, long tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405420
>He likes large breasts instead of perky ones that fit perfectly in your hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405441
How about breasts that are large and perky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405420
Big Thick Wock Bits

>>15405441
Why would you want less of a good thing?

[Anonymous No.]

I like my dragons like I like my food: moderate, fresh, spicy and hot!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smell her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405478
Cultural appropriation much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405478
>"You mustn't Anon! that's where the doodie comes from!"
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405487
Point out that girls don't poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405406
Nonsense, they're definitely for lewd.

>>15405330
>not wanting to slowly drip blood into a tied up and blindfolded vampire's mouth while she's on her knees on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405483
Wait, so you're saying that dog waifus sniff their husbands' butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405493
Wait, girls don't poop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405487
Just tie her down and give her an enema before you sniff. Easy fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405502
Well duh?
>>15405505
No. They don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405502
I wonder what other things they do when their noses are so close to their husband's butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405509
Then what's the pooper for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405518
Butt sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's a "some faggots post disgusting shit related to bodily functions in a fetish discussion" episode
Truely the pinnacle of comedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405536
>it's an anon uses shitty memes post

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405536
The only piece of comedy in here is you, Anon, don't forget it.

[Anonymous No.]

Make your maid walk around with a butt plug the size of your cock all day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405559
Gonna make her walk around with my dick in her ass all day! And I won't even tell what i'm going to do as a punishment if she cums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405559
Where do I put it onna Shogg? Do I just stick it wherever?

[Anonymous No.]

Embrace the future maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405565
You kind of just stick it in
Somewhere
And hope that's the correct hole
It's always the correct hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405559
When that Kiki maid magic allure finally makes me snap i will molest her and tease her without giving her release for all those days i went blue-balled.

That's the perfect vengeance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405288
She's starting to get art already. There's one of her getting fucked too but legs in it bug me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405585
I remember how we used to worship Arachnotaur, provider of chocolate milk. The times they are a-changing.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, what happened to the last thread? Was there a shitstorm at the end of it? All it says is it was deleted or pruned.

And what's with the "edition" faggotry in this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405672
>Hey, what happened to the last thread?
Nothing. don't worry about it
>And what's with the "edition" faggotry in this one?
It's nothing, don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405676
No, really, was there a shitstorm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405681
All is well. Return to your homes, citizens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405672
>>15405681

I'm guessing somebody made a new thread shortly after the image limit was reached and then the old thread got 404'd and that's all I'm going to say on the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405692
I'm not getting anything from this. Something's obviously up. What is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405697
Ve have vays of making you more obedient.

[Anonymous No.]

What we need is a conspiracy succubus.
one the believes every human achivement is a anti-monster plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405703
What we need is an intrepid reporter who's like Hunter S. Thompson or Spider Jerusalem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405681
Don't worry out it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405672
>Hey, what happened to the last thread? Was there a shitstorm at the end of it? All it says is it was deleted or pruned.
The thread was civil until the end, a janny decided it wasn't falling off the board enough. Again.

>And what's with the "edition" faggotry in this one?
This one was made by some retard who hasn't lurked enough, it's as simple as that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405115
Ilothe has a story? I thought she was just a forced OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405716
http://pastebin.com/M5R6YYbZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405702
Anon at least spoiler that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405726
Why? It's censored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405730
showing that much can still make mods antsy in my experience. Maybe /jp/ is more chill about it who knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405736
Well how about you stop making a big deal out of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405703
Does she also browse /pol/ and covertly /hbt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405745
I love horny girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405765
Those are some nice ears on her, too. I'm going to fondle them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405765
Big fluffy ears!

[Anonymous No.]

Would monster girls date lonely, overworked, stressed single dads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405795
Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>train whole life to fight evil monster hoards
>hear monsters are awful beasts who eat humans and enslave their souls
>picture climactic battles with horrible beasts
>first actual military campaign
>doing battle with porn starts dressed in stripper gear looking for husbands
im too chivalrous for this shit. who else fell for the order army life of glory meme

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna date a stuck up and bratty idol monster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405713
Oh fuck, not this issue again. The Janitor realises it's abuse of his power, right? It's exactly like the mod situation on /a/ before we got kicked off.
The Janitor's roles do not include deleting our threads, and certainly not so he can make his own. He cleans shitposting and rulebreaking.
Taking a look at the Warosu, it looks like he made a single comment telling us to make a new thread, immediately before the thread was deleted too. Which is essentially announcing himself as a janitor, which is grounds for immediate termination. And in this thread, looks like he's deleted every mention of it by other posters too.

Well, what he's doing is definitely against the rules, and definitely reportable. He's manipulating the threads to his own subjective ends, interfering and doing something outside of his set duties. Why are we still allowing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405702
The crimes I would commit to that succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405808
What sort of monster girl though?
>Baphomet idol who's doing the job as Sabbath PR
>A teen Tanuki doing it purely for the money
>A smug Holst who geniunely loves her job but has an ego the size of her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405808
I want to stick it in a stuck up and bratty idol monster girl and tame her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405827
The Holst except as a fat titted kitsune!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405838
It means someone's abusing the system.
Is it possible to report Janitors abusing their power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405838
Not the first time it's happened and won't be the last, I've kinda accepted it as the normal now.

Would be nice if he could at least archive the thread so I can check new replies in the morning rather than finding it deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405852
warsou works. It just is kinda clunky since hovering over a reply doesn't show that post

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires are all a bunch of cuties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405827
>holst idol
how often do her boobs come out on stage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405888
But bad at painting apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405900
I wouldn't be surprised if it happened "accidentally" quite often to boost ticket sales. Monster girl idols would be a lot less pure than the regular kind but still play up the cute act.

[Anonymous No.]

You'd heal the heart of an elf scarred physically and mentally by her village burning to the ground

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405900
Anon! She would never do something so inappropriate. Sure, she wears revealing outfits and does graveure spreads, but she would never be so indecent as to expose herself on stage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405925
Whats with the fad of crispy girls all of a sudden?

I'd blame a certain OELVN but that was many years ago for it to just be catching up now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405928
She wouldn't but cows aren't exactly graceful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405925
In an instant.

I'm a shameless Hanakofag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405925
No, I hate elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405932
*wouldnt on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405930
>Whats with the fad of crispy girls all of a sudden?
Some people like their meat well done I guess

[Anonymous No.]

every young dragon/salamander should be assigned a personal fire fighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405901
She's more musically inclined

[Anonymous No.]

So how exactly would you report a janitor on a power trip?

[Anonymous No.]

You can't sweep your abuse under the carpet by deleting every post calling you Janitor.

To the Anon who was asking, yes, you can report a rogue Janitor. Use the feedback system and announce his actions as such. He has no right or responsibility to be deleting our threads. He deletes rule breaking posts and reports them for an actual moderator, and that's it. He does not delete a specific thread out of all the threads on this board just because he feels like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405950
Start by posting on topic.
Finish by not posting off topic/meta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405954
*calling you out

>>15405950
Feedback system. There's a tab for moderation feedback. If enough people use it, it will be noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405947
You mean a real firefighter of just a "official bucket holder"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405947
That's why you either live in their horde cave or have 20 fire extinguishers around the house at any given time. I'm more scared of what happens when she throws a temper tantrum and reverts to dragon form for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

All this shitposting janitor crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405925
Of course, I'm not a heartless person and she comes off as a nice person to be around. Her home may be gone but as long as she needs a home here, my home is her home. I wish to help unhardened her heart and put a smile back on her cute face, no matter what I will bond with her and become not just a helper but also a companion she can come to when things get rough or simply wish to talk about random topics with. Either way I will help her get better, no matter if it's tender loving, talking, hugging, or any combo i'll help her become the happiest girl in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405973
This is shit positing
Overbearing opinions on domination is shit posting, getting your waifu to pick the dried shit out your ass is shitposting, pic related is shitposting.

Get in gear anon. (and yes I will delete this)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405969
>I'm more scared of what happens when she throws a temper tantrum and reverts to dragon form for the first time.
just get a bigger bucket

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405985
What sized bucket do you get to stop a flying flamethrower with teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl Idols singing their love to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405989
movable bathtub should do

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405993
Monstergirl Idols who start stalking you because you don't know and don't care who they are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405993
Ignoring them because they'll never go out with an average joe like me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405993
I've never been into idol stuff, but I'd be flattered nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406006
Of course they would.
They'd just need to do it incognito because Idols are supposed to be pure.


>>15406007
Flattered enough to go back stage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405301
Well, yes.

But that doesn't help the nagging feeling that there is SOMETHING productive I could've done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406011
>Of course they would.
but i'm not talented or famous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403307
You just need to hold one down and force feed them hathors milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406023
Doesn't matter.
She thinks you are cute, that's enough.

>>15406033
But that's the solution to all your problems!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405948
>Using Rip van Winkle for lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406049
we need a kakuen version of the rustled gorrilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405925
>Check sauce on this
>NTR of the elf wife who was scarred in the war
Just...why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406054
What would make a kakuen nervous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406040
>Doesn't matter. She thinks you are cute, that's enough.
But what if the paparazzi finds out? They'll ruin her career!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406064
A callused palm not being slapped on her ass, but rather being used to emphasize communication. The more and more it's not playing her ass for bongos the more and more nervous she gets rustled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406049
there's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to do lewd things to her

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>>15406006
That made me think of the whole "Who are you?" thing I was thinking about.
>"Fufufufufu~ Be honored human, for I've chosen you to be my entertainment tonight~"
>...Excuse me who are you? Sorry, I've gotta get some work done.
How would she react?

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>>15406066
She's getting a tad too old for her idol career anyways.

She's planning on moving onto bigger things like regular music and movies.
She's even got a healthy little nest egg set up for her eventual husband and her to live on.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster has the biggest longest tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406064
outplay her in dirtyness
>Her worried face when she asks you to play "spank the monkey" and you get you hand ready for her ass.
>worry turns to fear when shes says she was joking and you tell her your not.

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>>15406086
Akaname

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>>15406086
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51469160

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405973
It's a repeat of the /a/ end days all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406040
It's a fun solution though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406088
A pic of a worried kakuen is defiantly something I'd want

[Anonymous No.]

When a post gets deleted for stupid reasons, I cant help but think that the symbol playing monkey from toy story 3 goes apeshit when theirs something the janitor is against

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403307
That paizuri one had pretty huge tits but not really holst level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406074
She'd pout and maybe playfully slap you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406122
Kinda hard to slap someone when he's already walked away to go stock the shelves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406107
I shall learn to stealthy spank the asses of all kakuen.
they shall fear/expect me as the drummer man!

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>>15406088
>Kakuen asks you to play "Spank the Monkey"
>Gives her glutes a little jiggle for you, gyrating her tail
>Push out from your seat, taking off one of your gloves
>Your palm is so callused it looks like a smooth surface of hardened skin, she starts to sweat bullets
"J-Just kiddin'..."
>I'm not
>She's backing away, quivering with fear and with a flushed face
>You still out-size her at 190 cm and built like a barn thanks to your family's agriculture pursuits
>Start walking towards her like you're in an 80s slasher flick, she runs to the class rep and begs for forgiveness
"S-Stop him! You've got to stop him!"
>Class rep just sighs and grabs the Kakuen, flashing her skirt up. She's wearing a modified g string and her cheeks are shuddering and shaking
>You can see a little dribble of arousal between her legs as you come close
>Pull your arm back, take an almost batting stance, swing forward while pivoting on your leg
>POW!
>Your hand leaves an imprint in the teacher's desk, Hakutaku-sensei just ara aras~ and sighs
>Kakuen's unconscious at this point, foaming at the mouth from fear
>Turn around, nearly all the MGs in class to include the class rep are flustered, fidgeting in their seats
>You spend the rest of the school year being called the God Hand, and your legend gets twisted in unexpected ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406125
Now you have to deal with a pouty mamono hovering around you while you're working, congrats anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406154
>Ma'am do you need help finding anything?
>Because I've got 15 minutes until my shift ends and I go to catch my bus home.

[Anonymous No.]

How in the world did .less 'accidentally' delete his blog
I call bullshit, there's confirmation and everything before you can delete one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406168
He's a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406168
A mindflayer told him to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406168
He was apparently drunk and was going to delete some other shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406168
He was drunk and meant to delete a side blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406176
She's getting squished for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405888
They're best everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406116
It's oversensitivity and paranoia, I'd guess. Janny knows they're in the wrong, so best delete every post calling them out to prevent Anons from taking action, and put the fear in us with blocks.
Can't block ththe feedback system, though.

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>>15406176
His excuse, much like that one writefag who used to push his yaoi and shit fetishes is "I was drunk"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406166
She's just going to "hmph" at you until leave and then she's going to stalk you obsessively, and she masturbates while watching you sleep

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>>15406183
I refuse to believe that vampire acts like anything other than an uppity little princess. Just look at her! She's probably had everything handed to her and hasn't had to lift a finger in her life! Give me a monster who knows the value of humility and hard work, like one of those cute cows who works out on the farm.

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>>15406149
well she asked for it
also http://i.imgur.com/T6bot.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406205
She has to keep up appearances in front of the plebs, anon, She's actually a very caring and homely girl in private. She won't even drink from you if you refuse her!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Dhampir to assure me that she is 100% human

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406198
How long is it going to take her to break into my room during the full moon and take advantage of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406214
as long as I can go though a whole date with out her daddy issues coming up, it should be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406216
First she will break in and replace your music

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406216
After people find out about her habit and she gets fired from her group

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406220
Kinda hard to do that when all my music is stored digitally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406214
But she isnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406212
What a shit vampire. Real vampires will seduce you and make you addict to her bites so you will always be ready to give blood to your waifu-mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406220
What if she finds her rival's music?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going t live in a cardboard box and be happy.
and when the dragons and tanuki's want me Ill tell them to fuck off, as I like my box

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406214
How would she react if I said I found vampires sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

I sure hope that downer vampire greentext guy doesn't show up again, cause that shit was kinda sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406233
>you will never blow a tanuki's mind as to how anyone cant be happy in a box.

[Anonymous No.]

Paladin girls are nice and pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406256
Until they get lilimed.
man a slow burn corruption of paladin losing her morals until she becomes a dragon or something would be awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406248
What if your box gets destroyed in a "accident"?

[Anonymous No.]

What if a monster was so weak that in an attempt to corrupt a paladin girl she became more human instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406280
Wasn't this mentioned already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406280
So wait is this like the paladin is parasitically draining the monster from the monster, that is fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406280
Nah not a fan of that kind of purification

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406256
>>15406268
I want to stay friends with a paladin girl even after she turns into a lesser succubus and help her through her changes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406282
fuck someone had this idea already? I was trying to be original, how about exited liches is that original

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406292
I'm almost sure I saw this in another thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406288
Is it really purification when it just balances the amount of monster and human between the two

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406292
We've been around the block a few times. You'll have to dig pretty far and go into borderline canon breaking if you want to make something new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406280
Idea!
A lilim becomes human because reasons, and ends up demon realming a town as she regains her powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406275
You can always find another box

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>>15406307
What if she like it better as a human and becomes a paladin

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>>15406275
Then Ill get another box
No matter whats she does, she cant prevent me from getting author box.
>yfw she tries to get cardboard banned in the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406311
She marries a man and then one day a monster takes her husband

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>>15406231
But anon, she's trying to be nice to people, her dad told her that acting like a haughty bitch all the time won't get her a cute husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406318
If that happens get a wooden box

[Anonymous No.]

>Discussing monster girls with cousin
>Decide to drop an "I want to"
>Realize the things I said out loud that I want to do with my sweet dragon waifu
>Get embarrassed

Monster girls is an internet only thing.

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>>15406324
>her dad told her that acting like a haughty bitch all the time won't get her a cute husband!
Her dad doesn't know shit.

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>>15406330
Why would you even talk about monstergirls with a family member in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406335
Also I bet her dad is one of those dense guys.

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>>15406330
that cousin better be a cosplaying girl if you get what i mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406330
>Revealing your power level
I'm not sure if you're brave or you're stupid.
Probably both.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters are cute when they aren't being lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406330
we've had at least 2 anons that talk to there real life friends about MGE, at least since i've been here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406340
>>15406343
>>15406344
He posts here too, so I decided to talk about MGs while we were hanging out.

He likes a big>>15406353
old Apophis.

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>>15406359
That's just weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406359
Where did that reply come from?
Weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406359
>He posts here too
I can' tell if this is good or bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406290
I'm gonna help her look on the bright side of things, like her cool new tail and her cute fur and her massive tits and ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406357
I think im one of them as I have mentioned it.
my friend did say he outright hates cat and spider based mg's along with the lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406359
>He
well that isn't gonna get you cosplay sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406290
help her evolve into a full succubus so she gains control of her urges

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406359
So which one of you two will go Alp in 2017?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406400
I bet both

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406335
But who wants a bratty, uptight bitch of a vampire? Wouldn't a humble, down-to-earth vamp be much better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406389
Why cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406409
>But who wants a bratty, uptight bitch of a vampire?
Anyone who likes real vampires

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a haughty vampire to quaint little hole in the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406400
Hey now, we both have girl for ourselves, so alping isn't going to happen.

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>>15406410
His garden is constantly shat on by cats, that and his grandma's hatred for them seems to have passed to him.

he outright told be that he hates the cait sith for being a cat almost as much as it being a furry/loli

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>>15406413
I want to see the flip in her expression when she falls in love with the food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406413
Wot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406425
Me means a small restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406412
Times are changing, grandma

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406425
restaurant not glory hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406439
Vampires don't care about time though, they're immortal.

Go away Garrosh

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires don't have warm blood moving through their veins, so if a vampire got a brainfreeze she wouldn't be able to recover from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406425
This made me laugh harder than it should have

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406450
They will use magic for that, somehow

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>>15406450
You would need to hug her head close to your chest so your body heat cured her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406444
They'll care when a majority of boys refuse to date them! Then they'll sit at home eating ice cream complaining about how youngsters don't appreciate real ladies nowadays!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406469
That's why husbands like my will go around the world doing conferences about it! Tradition must not die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406469
>tfw a vampire turns while she's a loli, and is frustratingly stuck as pettanko forever

You think they have support groups or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406481
Can I have flat chest not loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never get to be a MGC Bar drinking stud

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406490
Only in genki tanned (before you ask: mamonomana) and meganekko bookworm flavours. Otherwise, you can see the nearest Sabbath office for various flavours of imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406496
I want to be a regular there, known for still being a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406477
What about the vampires who've become improper and disgustingly plebian?

[Anonymous No.]

>ask an artist about commissions
>200 usd for a single character
fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406496
I want to drink at home with an Oomukade and make out on the couch while tipsy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406535
Who the hell did you ask?

[Anonymous No.]

Allow me to explain why alices are great.
>"I had a dream last night that onii-chan was feeding me sweets."
>"What kind of sweets?"
>"I don't remember, but they tasted really good and made my tummy feel good."
>She puts her hands on her abdomen, but they're far below where her stomach is located

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406542
A nip who draws fantastic shiny lolis.

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>>15406542
Probably someone with a backlog. Rather than saying "no", I just charge ridiculous prices when I'm already really busy. 90% of the time it's just as good as a "no," and the other 10% you hit a nice payday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406521
I;ll take the bookworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406545
Lewd

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>>15406550
Shiny skin has been in artistic fashion the last decade. You'll have to be more specific. Gallery link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406531
They obviously need to be reeducated

[Anonymous No.]

It's my birthday and all I wanted was a wan-wan, yet no wan-wan can be found.

Why is life so ostensibly cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406556
I don't know, the DA journal they showed me was from August 2014 and they're still using the same prices then as they are now. They also became a patreon jew several months ago, but that is still fairly reasonable.

>>15406568
By shiny I meant latex.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3068113
They do a lot of /d/ stuff too, so take that as you will, though that's not at all what I'd commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406569
But i like ojou monster girls who aren't ojous!

[Anonymous No.]

Who's she calling over the codec /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406582
They do a lot of /d/ stuff too, so take that as you will, though that's not at all what I'd commission.

>Artist that paywalls their good art behind paetron

While I understand the desire to see your waifu art made, I must respectfully ask you to go have intercourse with yourself for attempting to support artists like him and Butter-T.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406583
Ojous must behave like ojous. That's the way it's mean to be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406596
Yeah, well thats just like, your opinion, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406586
Your dad asking if she can come over again tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406586
My dick because that mecha musume Lilims thighs are 10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406586
Her mother so she knows that Mecha-lilim is spending the night

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires need servants

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406496
Off to get married!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406621
They prefer to call them husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406545
I want to hug lewd alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406621
I wonder what outfits she'll make them wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406622
YUGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406635
Cute butler outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406635
As long as she doesn't make me wear fishnets I'm fine with anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406635
>Loli vampire
>Makes everyone dress up like her stuffed-animals.
>Have to respond to names like 'Mr. Beary' and 'Fluffy Bumpkins'.
>Not allowed to take them off until daytime when she goes to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406579

My dog licks her vagina before she licks my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406661
Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406668

If my dog was a monster girl I don't think that would change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406654
Oppai Loli vampires are pure!
Pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406674
The only thing that would change is that you would also lick her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406678
They need constant reassurance that things like Santa Claus are real, and they'll wake you up in the middle of the night saying a Paladin is in her closet.

You'll open it and show her that there's not warrior of the light, and reassure her that you won't let the Paladins hurt her.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW it's literally impossible to write actual stories anymore because you can only reinvent the wheel so many times
>TFW being a sad cunt makes all those dreams of an MG waifu all that much sweeter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406622
>We'll never get to know what that 2nd floor has or what it looks like

I don't know about you nerds but I'd be that brave anon who braves the 2nd floor to map it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406697
Those who goes there never come back. Are you a bad enough dude to enter the sexond floor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406697
Pretty sure the last time Latenight did an image of it it was the floor with the [YOU ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF A LARGE GROUP OF SUCCUBI]

[Anonymous No.]

Which color scale is best for dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406734
I can't decide, every flavor of Dragon is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406694
I was gonna write a story about a man who was super paranoid about mindflayers and who moved to a dry, far inland location just to reduce the chance of ever running into one. Then he would one day encounter a mindflayer in his bedroom. After the rape, it turns out the mindflayer was really just a poltergeist all along. Good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406734
Best Mayadere - Red, Black
Best Oneesama - Jabberwock, Purple
Best Kinky - Blue
Best Feral, bestial sex - White
Best Starscream - Green

Best way to get outed as a faggot - Posting literal dragons over dragon girls from that one sanzo guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406734
Every flavor is really good indeed, but I like dark green and dark red/almost black.

It varies with her element, color of skin and I guess attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406734
Do they come in pink?

Or maybe yellow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406718
That was ground floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406691
The greatest irony would be that I'm a sunbro

[Anonymous No.]

Is there even a dragon that's not good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406808
I want her to be my rival

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405106
I've long since sold my soul to overwatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405106
Reading novels from actual good writers, considering burning the bridge with a certain den of ill repute, playing vidya. Sod off. Busy drinkin'.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lose to my dragon rival then hide in shame

[Anonymous No.]

How do deal with drunk yetis getting too pawsy with you in the bar?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna steal every kingdom's princes just so that Dragons don't go after them anymore. If they want them back they'll have to sacrifice something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406956
Suckle her big brown chest cannons in retaliation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406956
By getting too pawsy back, if you let them think you won't respond then you lose.

[Anonymous No.]

When do dragons learn fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406980
When they sneeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406977
I hugged her back and now she's passed out and won't let go of me, please send pally assistance

[Anonymous No.]

Do monsters like cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406995
I like CC monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406995
Most of them do, especially the small ones. Haughty ones like vampires and dragons like them a lot too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15406986
All the pallys are busy right now trying to save a Jinko stuck up a tree and none would be so evil as to deprive a Yeti of hugs.

Hang in there champ.

[Anonymous No.]

how do you desmug your vampire ojou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405106
Trying to figure out where to go with a bunch of ideas floating in my head.

The druella one mentioned earlier, and one involving a mindflayer.

Wondering what to do for the next chapter of the half a million word MGQ fanfiction linked last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407033
>and one involving a mindflayer
Well I'm interested, we don't have many stories I can think of including brain squids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407039
Just think and maybe a story with slither its way into your brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407030
Be sad around her and act like you are going to kill yourself. She will drop the smug in order to heal you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407039
>Decide to reread the mindflayer entry

This is why paladins are a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407061
They're cute! I love them!

[Anonymous No.]

Just adopt and raise a mindflayer right and she won't brain rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407061
Come on now, a little flaying never hurt anyone. Just one tentacle can take you to heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't alices be like celebrities? They are a rare monster type, which is a big novelty in itself, and they are also adored by other monster girls. An alice idol could sing in front of a big audience and not lose focus if an orgy suddenly erupted in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407092
My brain doesn't need a tentacle massage. It's very sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407097
Their managers would still end up fucking them six ways to sunday. And protect them with their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405106
Thinking about writing a boy adopted by honeybee girls as a drone (look it up if you think they're the same a workers). Doted on by thousands of his adoptive sisters. Names all of them. Put through intensive, incestuous sex training regimen. Big sister is chosen to become a new queen and separate from the hive. Boy is chosen to be her mate.

Will probably never finish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407039
The thing with Mindflayers is that their ability is so powerful and specific that including them in a story warps the entire plot

You want to tell a classic romance story with a Mindflayer? You have to deal with why she isn't just flaying the man

You want to tell an adventure story with Mindflayers in it? You have to set up how to keep the mind control down in order to keep the conflict interesting

etc...

I tried my hands a few times at writing about them and each time I concluded that you either have to make a very complexe story, a predictable story, or have your Mindflayer deviate a lot from the profile depiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407119
If you're doing a modern setting, their flaying would be very restricted unless it was their job and they had permission to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407135
You can't flay my mind while I have this tin-foil hat on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407135
>implying people could trust them to follow the rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407157
>Paladin Dredd hunting mindflayers that broke the rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407157
We trust people to follow rules everyday. But just think of all the good they could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407119
This sounds like it could be a potential remake of either 'I Married a Witch' or 'Bell, Book, & Candle'

[Anonymous No.]

Not all people who marry mindflayers are brainwashed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407135
In a modern setting, they likely would have extirpated from local civilization. Forget humans. It's not like every single kind of monster can live harmoniously with every other kind of monster.

Something that serves chaos elder gods, not even under the proper demon lord, and who causes terrible problems with living with humans would likely be ejected from society by other monsters or outright exterminated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407173
>t. mindflayer on human-wifi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407173
Stop posting, sadsquid.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxScTbIUvoA
>All this Flayer talk
Just wait until SHE comes.

[Anonymous No.]

I like shogs but I also like Kikis

[Anonymous No.]

You'd tell Doctor Zwurm about your problems ja?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407175
But what if civilisation made them put their powers to good use? A few sessions with her tentacles could do more then years of drugs and therapy, and their knowledge of how the mind works would be extremely useful to everyone that works in that field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407199
I have a crippling fear of wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407199
The Yetis...they stare at me. I can hear them whispering. They say I look lonely. It's only a matter of time before they get me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407199
I can't choose between cats and mice. It's maddening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407173
>Be man in MGE
>Meet my first monster
>It's some kind of purple octopus girl
>She is weirdly hot
>Pop a boner
>Proceed to have semi-consensual sex with her
>Become addicted to her monster pussy
>Decide to stay with her
>Eventually marry her
>Learn years later that she can mind control people

Mindflayers only brainwash man to have sex and husbando them, if you're already willing they don't have much incentive to do so, in fact they're probably avert to it

>>15407175
They already seclude themselves in underground societies, you'd have Mindflayers in cities and other civilizations but they'd be an insignificant minority

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mindflayer childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407218
>mindflayer that flayed you into thinking she's your childhood friend cause she's too spaghet to hit you up directly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407201
What part of "serves chaos demons, preys upon regular human women, turns men into squids, and have an evil telepathic hive mind" do you not understand. It's their modus operandi to do what they want. They're straight evil and they don't give a shit. You do understand they are based on one of the most sadistic and deliberately cruel creatures in DnD right? Far beyond stuff like vanilla demons.

>>15407216
Wrong on both points. First, they, like all MGE monsters, are on an endless quest to be more lewd. They even flay themselves to do this. They sure wouldn't care about doing it to you either for that goal.

And second, them being in secluded communities doesn't for a minute mean that they would be present anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407199
I think that Ryu might try to do something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407231
Humans would simply kill any monster that doesn't bow down to them anyway, so the only mindflayers that would be alive would be the obedient ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Lich idols.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407201
>Mindflayer gets hired as part of the MGC Brain Trauma Center
>Her patient is a gork, completely brain vegetable and dead in the water, so to speak
>Gets told that they're testing a new procedure involving her flaying to help him recover
>He's a guy in his fifties, a former member of the Paladin Corps
>The first few months, nothing happens, he gets completely written off and she's told to keep trying by the presiding MD
"Sa... ra... h..."
>He barely croaks it out one day, startling her as she removes her tentacles from his ears, staring at him with eyes that can't empathize
>Can't move due to severe muscular atrophy, but his eyes are open now, looking at her
"Pl.. e... a..."
>She nods, putting her tentacles back into his ears, and several more onto his forehead and the temples, laying on the bed next to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407238
Maybe. But they wouldn't be in public. That's the sort of thing you keep in your interrogation and intelligence community. Plus there's the ones who would try to go to ground and stay hidden. And they might be successful at that.

But either way, you're never going to run into one walking downtown or working at the local shrink's office.

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>>15407220
Oh well what if she flayed me into thinking she flayed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407199
nein

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407199
Are you really a doctor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407233
Luckily she's already a patient of Doctor Zwurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407231
Them flaying themselves to become even lewder is certainly a wild factor
I guess it depends on which Mindflayer whether they flay you or not even when you are willing

As for them not being present anywhere else that's too restrictive and it removes too much of their "humanity"
There are always exceptions, that's true for all living beings, so you're bound to find at the very least an insignificant minority who decided to live elsewhere
Without exceptions they become too similar to robots, or they become guided by a hivemind or any other horrific scenarios that makes them out to be "inhuman"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407253
Revolver Ocelot pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407231
>They're straight evil and they don't give a shit.
Your headcanon is pretty shitty desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407273
Real talk bro. When's the last time you saw a Wichita Indian more than a hundred miles from Anadarko? Same can be said for literally thousands of different tribes of people across the earth. Existing more than one tiny secluded area is certainly NOT a requirement for humanity. And there is zero reason to assume it must be true for monsters, especially persecuted ones.

In fact you know what persecuted groups do? Pick up and move somewhere else even more secluded.

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>>15407289
>Wichita Indian
why wichita in specific?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407285
>he can't love evil creatures who love you back in their own twisted and evil way

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis can outrun a rampaging Wendigo in full sprint

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407251
If they behaved well and showed how useful their powers were, they could have limited roles in the public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407297
meant to reply to
>>15407207

[Anonymous No.]

I want to heal a mindflayer that is scared of people because they all think she is evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407296
>love you back
That isn't how you paint them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407297
Wendigos can steamroll snowbanks very fast at incredible hihg speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407297
>>15407301
Anon please I'm so afraid.

They keep smiling warmly at me and asking me if I'm alright. I know it's only a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407294
Because they're a good example of a small tribe that's not absurdly small. Couple thousand of them. That's ten times more than there are legitimate pygmies in Africa.

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>>15407247
>It's always darkest before dawn, the same as doing a dive into another living being's brains
>She finds herself falling through water that has neither heft nor lift, fragmented islands
>Can hear laughing past a door, opens it cautiously
"There she is!"
>A younger man greats her, wearing a tuxedo and a broad smile on his face. He's her patient, if he were twenty five years younger, and he's absolutely beaming to her.
>Grabs her slender hands, dancing slowly with her across the room. From a mirror she can see herself, a dark haired beauty in a white wedding gown. Men and women are clapping at the newlyweds.
"I love you, Sarah."
>There's a blinding flash, she's being told to push. Phantom pain tears through her lower body as she pushes with all of her might.
>A child cries and the doctor exclaims it's a girl, her 'husband' grabs her and kisses both their child and her forehead, re-assuring her she did good
>They're both sitting on the porch, watching their daughter play with her Kobold cousin
"To think, we'll grow old like this... Just like we wanted."
>A sound of screeching tires echoes in her head, and a sudden pain explodes in her abdomen
>She's watching the scene unfold from out of her body, the paladin sobbing and telling his wife to not leave him alone, a burning car wreckage nearby
>Everything fades to black when a shadowy man raises a baton over his head and swings downward
>She's back in her normal body, standing on the edge of a great chasm. He's standing there with her, smiling softly and tiredly.
"So, you saw everything."
>But what does it mean?
"That'll be for you to decide, my dear. It's rather cruel, you know. But... I suppose it's better that I have somebody to share the memories with."
>There's a single tear going down her cheek
"I'll see you on the other side."
>He steps off the edge, falling into the darkness. Beep... Beep.... EEEEEEEEEE
>Mindflayer wakes up, staring down at the man in the bed, a wistful smile on his face
>Tears are running down her cheeks, a foreign emotion when they pronounce the time of death
>12:07 in the morning

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>>15407312
I was just wondering if you were one for how specific it was

[Anonymous No.]

I want my childhood friend to go berserk and rape me in full force, finding out afterwards that her high-speed rape has broken both my legs and my smile.
I want her to do her best to heal me, crying every time she wakes up and looks at what she's done!

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>>15407307
They don't have to respect you or your wishes to love you, anon.

Hell, that's the whole basis of Druella's war. "We'll do what's good for them whether they like it or not."

[Anonymous No.]

I want to heal a mindflayer with defective tentacles by letting her practice on me even if it hurts at first

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407314
Poor guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407317
No. I just know a ton of different tribal histories from where I grew up. I'm white as a sheet. My family did get enslaved for a few years by Comanche back around the Texas revolution though.

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>>15407321
Perhaps they don't have to respect your will but they most certainly have to respect you to love you. I mean it just doesn't make sense to love some one you don't respect. It's like, if you revile the life and values of a drugged up, sloppy club slut, you aren't going to respect or love her.

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>>15407309
I still love the pic of the daughter busting out of the snow

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>>15407320
I want my childhood friend to accidentally hurt me with her brutal strength while we were playing outside.
I want to tell her I'm going to be okay, even though she almost made me lose my arm.
I want to wipe the tears out of her face with that same arm and tell her that I'm stronger than I look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407341
That's a bizarre thing to assert in a thread that loves bootlicking hard femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407358
>a thread that loves bootlicking hard femdom.
Hah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407354
I want my childhood friend to accidentally hurt me with her brutal strength while we were playing outside.
I want to gurgle out that it doesn't hurt, even though my arm is completely detached and we're both bloody.
I want to survive and awkwardly caress her face because she got my dominant hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407331
I know it was cliché but I had to get something off my chest before this caffeine deficiency kills me. Never go cold turkey from that shit. It sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

The doctor in the new Persona looks like she'd make a fantastic Lich...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407442
>Persona

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>>15407466
What Persona girls...monsters...you know what I'm asking fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Nerd hounds should get buff and have eye surgery

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407484
Nerdhounds should give me their lunch money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407484
>You will never discover that puberty has hit your nerdhound friend like a rocket powered truck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407482
all of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407484
Nerdhounds are cute and have great taste in video games so they are best to play video games with

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407482
Not really. I can think of 2 things you might be asking.

1) What kind of MGs do you think the different girls of the Persona series might be suited as?
or
2) Which feminine Demons of the Shin Megami Tensei Franchise would you fug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407489
So the truck ran her over and flattened her like a pancake? And I thought she couldn't get even more like a washboard

[Anonymous No.]

Would a flat chested Kiki was your clothes on her washboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407484
I'll still shove her into lockers and take her homework even after she's buff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407289
It's more complicated than just taking a real life exemple and applying it to fantasy

I actually wrote a huge argument and then deleted it, I think the true problem here is that we have different view of Mindflayers

I have an overly positive view of them, I believe that they'd prioritize their man's happiness over anything else, and that they'd use their mind control power only if necessary or if they are asked to

For exemple, I believe that if a monster loathing Order soldier got caught by a Mindflayer, got mind washed and thoroughly raped until he was fully incubized and seemingly happy, but that deep in his mind (or his heart for that matter) he truly wanted to return to his hometown, she'd most likely move in with him

That's already an instance of a Mindflayer living in an unlikely place because of my particular view of them

There is really no point arguing that kind of thing when there is no "right" answer, as much as I think that I am "right" I have to step back and admit I have no tangible proof, and even if I did it wouldn't change people's headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407348
Papa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407214
Hi Nyanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster elves are all pure at first then go full lewd
>any normal elf rape stuff would likely do a full 180 in a day or so as the elf gets more lewd then the person raping her
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407521
Daughterus are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407521
That's a daughteru who'd be getting all the hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407520
>For exemple, I believe that if a monster loathing Order soldier got caught by a Mindflayer, got mind washed and thoroughly raped until he was fully incubized and seemingly happy, but that deep in his mind (or his heart for that matter) he truly wanted to return to his hometown, she'd most likely move in with him

For the sake of argument, why would you ever imagine even for a moment that an Order town would accept a Mindflayer and a squid that used to be a man as residents? They're the Order. The only monsters they tolerate are Angels, Eros's minions, and furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407521
>"RAWR!"
>"RAAAWWWWR!"
>"RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRR!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407442
Definitely would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407584
Anon just laying there, wating for one of them to hug him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407535
>An Elf that's been married a couple years talking to her virgin younger sister
>"And then he stuck it in my ass."
>"Oh god!"
>"Yeah, that's what I was screaming as I came."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMa2t9oksks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407609
What obnoxious music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407582
She'd live there incognito by using polymorph or any magic to conceal her presence, change her appearance or hide her identity

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407668
>all monsters can use polymorph
>all monsters can use illusion magic
>people won't notice the spread of mamanobama
That's not true. Honestly, about the only realistic solution would be flaying the villagers to not be suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if I would change the way I live if monster girls existed.

Would you change the way you live, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407692
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407692
I think I would have to.

Slimes getting into the water supply.
Mice stealing my food.
Stray Cat Girls hanging around the city like delinquents.

All sorts of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407685
I would think that jamming her tentacles into someone's head would be a fairly intimate thing for both parties.
I can't see a married Mindflayer doing it to other men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407692
most likely but i'd hope I didn't change so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407692
Probably, yeah
Life would be more interesting, that's for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407692
Other than being more likely to have a significant other, probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407199
Well Doc. I think I love too many monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407698
There is nothing to indicate flaying is intimate or special. They do it to complete strangers, men and women. It's just a power they have. Their primary power and leverage, really.

With their goal of breeding and spreading larger and larger secretly, it's pretty unthinkable for them to be willing to cripple themselves from being able to maintain that mandate with the best tool they have.

[Anonymous No.]

What if you dunked a slime in orange soda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407761
She would become an orange burping machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407761
she would fizz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407779
>>15407780
What if you licked or sucked on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407761
What would happen if you dunk a slime into a container with another slime already in it? would they fuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407839
That's yuri and we can't have that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407839
They work together to escape and then rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407761
Imagine this but more bubbly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407844
There's a difference between yuri and having it done in a three way and yuri done because you want to ruffle feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407692
Well I don't care much for myself, but I'd think it pretty unacceptable to not be the best that I could be for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407857
I wish it wasn't so hated. I'm fine with yuri if its a pair of monsters who are doing it just because they can't find a man to join them.
>You'll never stumble across a pair of monsters innawoods having a spot of yuri only to have a twig snap underfoot and alert them to your presence
>You'll never be confronted with lust filled eyes and raped on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407839
Nothing they just mix a little and say how lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407529
Hi anon. How're the kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407883
Still don't exist.
Neither does my waifu.
Sad times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407902
At least they exist in your heart anon.

[Anonymous No.]

This mantis is being deployed to infiltrate an enemy megacorp's facility! What do you say to her before she leaves?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there was more pictures of crying monster girls. I would really like a sad Dragon.

I'm feeling like shit today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407935
>Augmented Mantis

Robot + Mantis hybrid... does that make her some sort of super-double-kuudere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407942
what if it loops back around into emotion because of how stoic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407935
Only plebs use invisibility in a stealth mission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407952
What, like a genki-superhappy mantis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407939
>crying monster girl
That's actually in my to-do list for next month

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407962
Yes extremely

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405644
Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Druella such a dork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407839
about the same as being crammed into a tight space with anyone else id guess. uncomfortable and slightly awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407935
https://youtu.be/QoFe8hRy42o?t=62

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407964
Nice. Good luck on making those monsters cry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407962
What a horrifying thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407839
queen slimes

[Anonymous No.]

I want a /fit/ hellhound with nice abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408001
How do you deal with that situation? Especially since Latenight's girls are so HUEG. Three giant silent mantises staring at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408015
>How do you deal with a trio of giants with blades sharp enough to literally split a hair down the centre

You don't deal with it. You just do whatever they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407939

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408001
I wonder if those Mantises would like some jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408027
Being a Ryu is suffering, always getting their men taken by hotheaded Dragons or dumb Wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408027
>>15408041
Hey, maybe Jabberwock or Ryu will help her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408050
Shit, meant to say Wyvern, not Ryu. Though can you really blame me for forgetting Wyvern?

Hey, that might cheer the Ryu up. At least she's not a Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408054
Even Wyverns get cute boys though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408064
Wyvern shill please

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey Anon, why are you always hanging out with that no-good cat girl?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408090
S-She's just a friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408090
'cause I got nobody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408090
Because she doesn't call you a no-good mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408090
Because she actually knows how to funpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408090
Because she's been me and my girlfriend's best friend since childhood. Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407939
I still want to see a crying lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408090
Cats are slimy, I don't hang out with cats. I hang out with Kobolds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408090
Her ears are so big and floppy!

I wanna touch 'em!

[Anonymous No.]

I demand porn of this alp
I need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408142
no can do anti lewd act prohibits it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15407692
Probably not. Drawing monster girls from life would be a total trip though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408090
Because my actual pet cat who I've had literally as far back as I can remember is dying and might not even make the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408090
Because cats can teach me how to catch a rat.

[Anonymous No.]

After a long bath the feeling of shityness went away! Ohh the wonders of hot water, if only it was heated by my waifu's fire breath.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408213
I'm impressed with Houtengeki, as he actually had the the decency to not skimp out on the Succubutts demonic features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408101
but all cats are no goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408142
After seeing >>15403278 I agree. I didn't even know button down shirts could be sexy, but they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408196
The shittyness feel will come back when you remember that the dragon waifu will never exist.

Also i have a dragon addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408145
Then more art of Pharaoh.
Or a Kunoichi.
Or fuck, have you drawn any Basilisk art yet?
If so, do one of those Monmusu DMM lamia girls then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408230
>I didn't even know button down shirts could be sexy
Welcome to the club of good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408213
>>15408223
Seeing the art of this guy makes me sad about the fact that i will never be able to bully a thick monster girl.

Fucking unfair world.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kiki and Shog to be friends

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anons, confession time. Time to post ideas that are usually too lewd for here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408266
Something about how casual they look makes me want to fuck the girl who wears it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408318
I want to have two naked Kikis in a room with only one maid outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408337
I think I've said literally everything I want to do and have done to an alp here in these threads. I'm out of ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408347
Bonus points if the maid outfit is actually a Shoggoth in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408337
I want to take pictures of loli MGs in diapers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408359
Quicksilver pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408363
Quicksilver pls yes. I'm not him though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408337
A Wight giving her husband an age regression cookie for /ss/ shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408337
Alices did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408363
>>15408370
Quicksilver pls convert to the one true faith again and write about titty monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2752952

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408395
I'm not him anon, I promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408397
oh god titty lady please dont eat me

[Anonymous No.]

I like shogs they are nice to befriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408397
I need an adult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408415
I am an adult

[Anonymous No.]

Being a househusband is objectively the best life. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408142
>wanting alp porn
Sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408465
you're right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408465
It is literally garbage compared to a life of independence or a life of mutual support.

I mean, I'll admit there were plenty of times in my life were I fantasized about being completely dependent on a motherly amazon. Those fantasies were usually shortly followed by daydreams about resting a gun barrel on the roof of my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408494
>resting a gun barrel on the roof of my mouth
A lot of us want this too.

[Anonymous No.]

By the Hoary Hosts of Hathor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408494
>It is literally garbage compared to a life of independence
>He fell for the "Strong Independent Human Boy don't need no Mamono" meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408505
>can't see Hathor without imagining her getting gangraped by egyptian demons for all eternity
Thanks, shitty movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408505
Really not liking that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408510
How about getting gangraped by a baby crazy Hathor and some Hathorite Demons and Succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408510
No idea what you're talking about, but you should use your mighty magic powers and save her already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408505
Really liking that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408519
>>15408526
MORTAAAL KOMBAAAT!

[Anonymous No.]

I like elves that aren't smug or rapeable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408489
Let's be honest here. Alp porn is pretty vanilla, especially if you don't know the truth about the characters in the pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408506
Don't you 'fufufu' me you old hag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408566
Dude, I don't need this in my life. I just saw the word "tallywhacker" used in a Stephen King novel and I'm pretty shaken over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408548
Wood Elves then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408581
I want to take that elf to the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408586
She'd shoot people's cars with her bow and arrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408578
>Expecting a higher standard than that from the King
After the end of the Dark Tower, nothing he does surprises me anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408591
She'll run out after a few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408591
Flashbacks to the first chapter of Dragon Ball now.
>>15408594
Funnily enough this was a Dark Tower book. I picked it up because it's set between books 4 and 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408605
Wind through the Keyhole actually wasn't a bad book. Better than the last 1.5 DT books anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408578
Personally every time I hear the word turgid I remember a quote from the Mycons in Star Control II.

"Juffo-Wup fills in my fibers and I grow turgid. Violent action ensues."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408611
If you've read it, can you spoil me if the tax collector was actually Flagg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408619
The guy in black? Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408630
Guy sure gets around, doesn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408645
Just makes his forgettable end that much stupider. Man, him and the end of the Crimson King were just such anticlimactic letdowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408612
>tfw no pregnant Succubus waifu who's worried about whether or not I still find her attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408659
I try not to think about it. Let's discuss what kind of girl The Walking Babe would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408660
The preggo look suits some women, but my waifu's belly barely bulges before the egg comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408612
Pregnancy is my fetish.
It goes without saying that I'd try to keep whatever waifu I had as pregnant as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

About time Ordures started drawing muscular girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408743
Why doesn't she have any nipples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408743
I like those legs

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you put the whole world in a bottle Superwurm?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't look at wurm pics anymore. It's just a bittersweet cluster fuck where I have to remind myself that I can't share them with my friend. If there's any fuckin justice in the afterlife it's that he is banging that retarded dragon in heaven or lost to the void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408775
Just play it off that you found these cute pictures one day but you don't know where they're from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408142
there shall not be porn of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408142
Doing what?

[Anonymous No.]

Are you happy, /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408785
she a good alp who deserves nothing bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408785
The more conservative you dress her, the harder my dick is.

[Anonymous No.]

Modestly dressed Liims when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408785
This is good, Alps shouldn't be encouraged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408785

I will give you 20$ to have her bent over and fucked against her will agaisnt a wall

or just press her boobs agaisnt a wall

I have a wall fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408824
Is that you, Trump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408785
Alright, but I'm going to imagine her naked and getting drilled by a faceless man and there is NOTHING you can do to stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408824
Seconding.

>>15408785
Make it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

Can rend be used as a noun in the same way a tear can be a noun?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that even mature foxes need headpats too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408838
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408838
A rend? The rend? Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408090

Because it was basically the first "exotic" fetish I had imprinted on me as a child, and anime ended up nurturing it. That's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408090
Because she's got barbs in places that make me feel soooo goooood~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408838
No. The past/noun is rent.

"He was rent in twain." or "The claws left their marks as gaping rents in his armor."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408843
no they don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408359
I want to come home to my witch wife and daughter both wearing soaked diapers and excitedly asking to be changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408843
I want to be headpatted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408865
That's ok only if they're soaked with girly juices and not the other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408843
mature foxes are supposed to be petting my head while i comb their tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408824
Is that you, tile fetish anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>Be villager
>People start to act weird
>Goddammit a monster infiltrated us again
>Organize the usual meeting to find out who it is
>Invite all the villagers in a reunion
>We have a debate about love
>Suddenly drop the classic "Sex and love are 2 different things."
>3 usually quiet woman stand up and protest
>Call them out for being monsters
>They reveal their true form
>One is a Succubus, the other 2 are Werewolves
>They grab 3 men and leave the village after we chase them out
>Cursed monsters and their fooleries

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408830
no means no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408884
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>yfw sleeping beauty was really just a dormouse with super narcolepsy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408865
There is nothing wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408885
You might be saying "no, no, no" but in my mind she's saying "Yes, yes, yes!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408888
I can't think of Sleeping Beauty without thinking of degenerate BDSM orgies now.
Surely no Dormouse could be put through such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408885
When are you gonna learn, .less? "No" means "yes"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408897
>Surely no Dormouse could be put through such a thing.
Anon they were MADE for that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408885
That's adorable, I want to play keepaway with her and another anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408885

Quick give her a wedgie, and then a swirly

and then a wet willie with your dick

And then come back years later and admit to her the only reason you bullied her was because you harbored romantic feelings for her and the only way to express them without seeming like a wussy to your peers was to bully her and get her attention that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408884
That seems fun, I wonder how the debate is when many more monsters are there

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408885
You know what, there's definitely enough reference material of her to get a commission done. Gonna have a look around, spend this bonus on something nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408897
>Sleeping Beauty without thinking of degenerate BDSM orgies now
the fuck have you been looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408906
You're the hero this thread deserves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408900
Well if you say so.
>>15408907
The other day we talked about Anne Rice and Vampires, so I went to read up on it on wikipedia. Turns out she's written some other stuff than Vampires, and I'll just leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408884
What would villagers think if weird stuff started happening but there wasn't any sort of lewd tilt to the happenings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408743
Woo! More top-heavy Oni!

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is not a kunoichi spy!
she just has a thing for exotic knives is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408916
Don't believe his lies.

[Anonymous No.]

Ample wurm ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408914
Did she poke out her eye with that pipe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408919
>his

Alps go home no one loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408929
Are you saying>>15408916
is not a male, and still has a Kunoichi wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408849

we're all mad here, you know

mad at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408929
I think he's talking about the poster talking about his kunoichi wife.

Unless you're implying double alp yuri. That's like double forbidden love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408929

the husband's lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408947
Gee billy, why does your mom let you have two alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408956

because she's a shitty parent

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408956
No penises!

[Anonymous No.]

What if you are raped by an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408946
Why mad at me?
>>15408972
Then you become one because that's fucking gay as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408946
Why all grills in that anime look like heroin junkies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408906
well good luck finding them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408865
I want to make my Familiar daughteru wear a diaper to remind her that she's still a baby and shouldn't be masturbating yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408972
Then I tell her she has to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408949
Dont listen to Ondore's lies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408979
Isn't it obvious?
The lewd are below her skirt!

[Anonymous No.]

Would Sabbath TV stations broadcast anything other than magical girl shows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408985
she isn't going to

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408979
Are you aware of just how dangerous an Alp can be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408979
I've already decided what it'll be, something like this http://falara-unveiled.com/wp-content/gallery/pokemon/08.jpg but with body writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408997
Then I rape her three times as hard to right the crime against nature that is being raped by an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409002
but you can't rape her while she rapes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408884
>"I hear your village has a bit of a Monster problem."
>"Yeah, I can protect you, but my services don't come cheap."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409006
I hope she gets pregnant then, that'll teach her to rape all willy nilly.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't remember, are there any monster girls that can end up marking a man as their husband without the man actually realizing it? Like they could start getting attacked by a monster, but then it senses foreign demonic energy and backs off, leaving him completely confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408979
http://imgur.com/a/P6tdL

I think I'm missing some, can anyone help?

[Anonymous No.]

friendly reminder that alps are HELLA gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409017
>lewd
HERESY

[Anonymous No.]

So if two alps fuck is it so gay it loops back around to straight?

[Anonymous No.]

>Writing a story
>Realize that the characters I've written in another story would fit fairly well and could share the setting with zero issues
>Can have the characters return without dealing with character development of a bunch of other characters and instead further refine the already existing ones if I find the opportunity

What's the general consensus on reusing characters on an otherwise unrelated story in the same setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409020
I'm going to have a small alp harem and spoil/impregnate all of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409030
If you spoil Alps they act like spoiled brats.

Or worse, they become smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409027
I think it's neat, but that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409023
There's only so much scissoring and spadetail penetration before they realize a dick needs to get involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409027
That little Wendy-goe needs help!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409039
>spadetail penetration
At the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408916
A true ninja will not let you find their kunai

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409043
Yes, and sometimes a spadetail oroboros. But it's just not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

How are alps treated by other monsters? I have always imagined they'd be treated the same way as alices: other monsters adore them and always try to teach them lewd things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409020
How gay is a liliraune made of alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409060
They'd hate them for wasting perfectly good dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409001
Fuck, anon
I like this idea and wish the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409033
They also get pudgy.
I shall make due with this harem of pudgy, smug alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409060
Bully

[Anonymous No.]

What if a Manticore's venom was very low potency

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409027
Positive.
Just don't make it vital that the reader have read the previous story, 'cos ain't nobody got time fo' dat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409073
I would pretend that it's very strong, so her feelings aren't hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409060
I imagine they see them as something pure to be corrupted

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409082
>"Girls! It's an Alp!"
>"Kyaa! Time for a MAKEOVER!~"
>And then they fuss with the Alp, dressing her up in different outfits while she blushes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409045
A Kunoichi will always have some hidden somewhere on her husband for quick access.
He's almost always unaware that they're there, though. She keeps them in places he never checks, like his back left pocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409098
What if you confront her about having no weapons when go to the airport

[Anonymous No.]

Having a man turn into an alp in the middle of a monster assaulting him would obviously be the most awkward thing ever, so do you think there are succubi who just run around inducing the transformation in every man they find who is eligible so that this doesn't happen?

Also, if the alp transformation is the replacement for an incubi transformation when the man is a fag, and many incubi transformation are brought about by sex, doesn't that mean a monster girl can end up sacrificing her purity for nothing if the man she has sex with turns into an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug all the single mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409136
No doubt. There's probably monsters who get off on that.

Monstergirls can detect stage one alps and will react accordingly.

[Anonymous No.]

What about stage 0 alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409158
Bears

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409158
Not as good as stage .5

[Anonymous No.]

Fat bottomed alps make the rocking world go round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409158
Are those monsters before the age of the demon lord?

[Anonymous No.]

Alps are shit, stop talking about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409194
Alright time for Cait Sith Power Hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409182

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409203
Yep.
Gonna molest that booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409199
Fuck it, I wanted to go read some comics anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409199
Whilst it would be better than talking about some ex-fags, lets not talk about furries either. Talk about good girls. Like wolfgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409223
So time for Matango talk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409239
Sure. How do we make Fungi interesting and not gross? I can't think of mushroom tits in any context other than biting 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409242
How about rubbing the underside of her cap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409245
That might feel good for her but that would just be weird for the person doing it. How about a subterranean variant of Matango that isn't fungi but algae? Like a blend of matango and flowkelp, but bio-luminescent.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please help the yukis, glacies, and yetis overcome the summer heat.

Such cool girls are ill built to last in the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to befriend Allured and hangout with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409255
Would dwarves take care of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409257
But my air conditioner broke down and I ran out of popsicles because I'm already taking care of an alp with an oral fixation.

[Anonymous No.]

When will monsters know that sex isn't for kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409239
mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409260
Dwarves? I'm thinking a little more lost and deeper than dwarven mines. And I don't know why but I always imagine dwarf mines at some point tapping into lava.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Dragons give birth to a single daughter at a time, or do they have broods?
Would a man married to one have dozens of sister-in-laws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409239
I don't think there is mushroom for that kind of talk. Instead how about that cutie Charon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409270
they dug too deep and entered a mushroom cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409286
A lava mushroom cave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409274
All mgs are extremely infertile. It takes a shitload of time to get them pregnant and they give birth to 1-2 kids max

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409294
They feed of the geothermal energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409239
I want to squeeze a matango's spongy mushroom butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409304
That sounds hot

[Anonymous No.]

I suppose its horrible girl hour so where are the lilims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409320
Earlier in the thread I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409320
But Lilims are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409320
No we haven't had your waifu discussion yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409334
Lilims are also always watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409320
But I like Lilims, I got one hell of a boner for corruption and Demon types

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409341
>corruption
but how about nice, cuddly lilims that just want everyone to get along?

[Anonymous No.]

fuckin' wan-wans

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409362
Fucking stretchy anime meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409362
Google's trying to send me to cartoonnetwork.com when I search for this. Hook me up.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Mindflayers are just misunderstood

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't realize ELH supported monsterboys.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this suppose to be the queen of hearts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409375
Well she's very clearly not a Lilim, so you tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409375
I don't think so. Queen of hearts is a lilim, and they're all supposed to have silver hair as far as I know. I think that's just an Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409381
Do all alices evolve into doms after getting their memories back?

[Anonymous No.]

Would hellhounds dye themselves different colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409397
I like to think that they have some natural variation.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey, lantern put out an update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409027
Do it, it'll give us a sense of continuity and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409403
Some interesting world building.

[Anonymous No.]

Is an alice even still an alice after going to wonderland? What makes them different from any other lolified succubus at that point? Besides the fact that any children they have will probably also be alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409426
Actually since an Alice is deemed a "Mutant Species", they just have a higher chance of producing similar mutations. The greater odds are that their children will be normal.

Imagine a teenage succubus with an Alice for a mom.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are scyllas so great?

[Anonymous No.]

There was once a maiden from Stonebury Hollow~
She didn't talk much but boy, did she swallow~
I had a nice lance that she sat upon~
That maiden from Stonebury that was also your mom~

Any stories about bards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409435
I bet the daughter is thought to be the mother when out in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409450
Hah, I remember this guy.

Shame such a being doesn't really exist. We'd be swimming in MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409442
Boys love tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409462
who doesn't like tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are kuchisake-onna so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409474
What are these curious creatures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409475

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409482
That's some lousy stitching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409474
She's a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409474
>>15409482
So what's their deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409521
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchisake-onna
Nigga google yourself in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409526
>wikipedia link
That's not a very entertaining way of discussing your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409526
>that link
Great, now I wanna see what happens when they meet someone that has a Glasgow smile already. I wonder if she'd really believe he thinks she's pretty.
I'd write this if it weren't 5 AM and I'm falling asleep. Maybe when I wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409535
>someone that has a Glasgow smile already
Why so serious, Sally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409526
What if I say she is beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409539
There's a diagram, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409541
That only has to do with pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409557
Just kiss the spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to mix a vampire and a shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409599
As a fan of both I wish you luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409599
Wont that make alucard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409606
>not wanting Girl Alucard as your meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409609
>meido
Fuck that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409609
I want a abomination murder vampire, not a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409620
Then why the Shoggoth? Just fuse the Vampire with a Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409624
we were talking about alucard, shogs are closer to the idea, just have to remove the "maid" part

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409403
Sneaky bastard.
I also do not trust that mage already. Who would send an incubus to an anti-monster nation on a peace deal?
Also, a giant wall around a nation? Did they get the monsters to pay for it too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409637
>Who would send an incubus to an anti-monster nation on a peace deal?
Someone cheeky.

[Anonymous No.]

Hm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409403
>"The tower college wants nothing less than meaningless bloodshed.”"

Was this an error, lanternon, or did we get a Freudian slip from our incubus friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey there, wanna fork?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409665
>Freudian slip
Mages don't give a shit, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409666
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone trying Zell's current update on his monster girl game? Is it worth downloading? Last time his update didn't add much at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409666
Uh, Lady. There is a fucking HUGE spider behind where you're standing.

[Anonymous No.]

What would your waifus favorite pokemon be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409679
Matchamp. Dat body, dem gropy arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409679
Blastoise, because we remember giving one Earthquake and Ice Beam just to say "Fuck you" to anything that could've been his weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409655
Sweetie, why are you letting your retarded brother smoke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409679
Which pokemon brings the most profit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409709
Slowpokes if you cut their tails. But only a monster would do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409709
Gardevoir, just prostitute her and all the fags will flock over for a nice fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409679
Probably one of the cute rodent ones. So I guess Furret?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to eat your greens

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409765
I haven't eaten anything green today, and I wont, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/co/83835492

Too furry for this thread, but somewhat topical.
How could you react to Beauty and the Beast in genderswap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409786
Shit nigger what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409786
I'd fall for genderswapped Gaston, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409799
>"Nobody makes men cum quite like Galston!"

[Anonymous No.]

So there's a new monster girl manga.
but they're super softcore.
and the men are full on furry
and the MC is a human who likes another human girl over the pupper who likes him
and the pupper is flat
and the MC got beat up by Winnie the Pooh
Tread carefully and lightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409814
Wolf girl is pretty much a loli.
She also kisses him in chapter 1 and he puts her on a leash in chapter 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409814
>and the men are full on furry
>and the MC is a human who likes another human girl over the pupper who likes him

Into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409786
Fap to alped furniture and eating utensils just to see if I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409655
I want to hold her tail up like that and pound her ass so hard she will start trembling and fall to the ground while panting heavily!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409832
Give it a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409851
Just like the other one, it just tells me maybe cartoon network has something to do with it.
Just give us a NAME anon! It can't be something like Cumfartfaggotpiss or anything as shitty as that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409851
>Filename
Except not really

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cheat on a monster girl with a cute human girl

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409856
Murenase Shiiton Gakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409863
That fucking smug+tailwag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409863
Damn it! She's cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409863
Google, what about this image says 'Men's footwear' to you?
>>15409868
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I need mindflayer stories NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409863
PUPPER IS FLAT!
FLAAAAAAT!
FLAT IS SHIIIIIIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409892
Flat women hold you closer to their hearts.
Also she has the power of childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409892
flat chests are easier for babies to nurse on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409903
They have no milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409856
That reminds me of the writefag who sealed his fate before even starting by asking us to name him.
I can't even remember what he called himself, but I still sure as hell remember us calling him Cumfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409891
I'm sort of writing one. She's the villain though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409892
Do not bully the Pupper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409911
And then he tried to squirm out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409892
YOU FUCKING WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409910
Breast size does not correlate to milk production.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409903
Flat chests are easier for husbands to feast on too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409714
>Tanuki pimping a plant girl out
>Sits in the back wringing her hands
>Finally the girl's too cumstained for the hundred men still in line and they run a train on the Tanuki instead
LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409918
FLAT CHEST A SHIT! A SHIT!
THEY FORCE YOU TO REST YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE HARD BONES OF THE CHEST AND NOT SOFT PILLOWS OF MAMMARY GLANDS!
AND I WILL FIGHT USING ALL MY VIRGIN POWER TO STAND UP FOR BIG BREASTS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409403
>Make Caithness great again

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409939
Rip anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409979
Other than Caithness coming across as a big Trump joke, I'm looking forward to seeing what it's like.
It sounds like it'll be in a bad state, and will probably get it's ass kicked and forced to open its doors to monsters again at some point in the story. That would suck for humans who wanted to be left alone though. I wouldn't want to be harassed in the street every day for being single either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409939
This is why Sabbath sucks - they don't understand just how much many men love big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409985
Saucenao and other stuff like that isn't pulling any results. Mind giving the name of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410002
It was already given just a few posts up ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409985
See you try to promote this shit then you go and post this.
I honestly can't tell if you actually want anybody to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410000
But they understand how many men love dfc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409985
Delete that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409939
I don't think you know what you're talking about, onii-chan!
YOUR IMOUTO KNOWS BEST YOU LITTLE BITCH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410016
it's a story about a pure wan wan trying to win the heart of a human boy, who thinks he wants the human girl. What does it matter if some bears try to rape a bunny? You seem autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410025
Anon are you literally retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410025
Just like it isn't ok to post monsterboys it isn't posting furry shit either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409985
Unless they're actually going to eat her or something you can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410008
Ah, thanks for pointing that out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410032
those are literal bears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409857
The ones that form a family generally do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410023
IMOUTO < ONEESAN

ALSO ALL IMOUTOS ARE LITTLE WASHBOARD BITCHES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410037
Male bears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410056
Imouto = Onee-san

Being the middle sibling you get the best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410056
>>15410061
>No twins

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410061
Dude.
What if addopted middle monster daughter with an otouto and an onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this territorial partisan behavior
What if I like both though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410064
>wanting to look like a girl or fuck something that looks like a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410069
inb4 fencesitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410070
Twins don't have to be identical you dork.

[Anonymous No.]

I need the biggest MG booties you have.
They should be at least this big.

[Anonymous No.]

I love healthy, non family related Dragons that are my age and have moderate sized breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410119
H O U T E N G E K I
O
U
T
E
N
G
E
K
I

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410126
>Not loving dragons of all shapes, sizes, relations and ages within reason

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410023
silence girl! Don't tempt him!
Virgins are the most dangerous force known to monsters.
A virgin can lift entire continents, reach speeds faster than light, absorb a Tsar bomb level of damage, and are immune to all spells or traps.
Not even the mightiest monster can stop a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408996
>I will never ever have a fat-bottomed Familiar
>I will never have a Familiar with massive lactating breasts and inverted nipples
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409017
Heres all that I got.
http://imgur.com/a/ul3Wv

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410189
It's a lie. I am but a slut for dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410271
This is highly acceptable/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410303
I wish you much luck in your endeavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408996
>Would Sabbath TV stations broadcast anything other than magical girl shows?
I imagine they would have shows on how to fuck like normal TV has cooking or diy shows or something. And just straight up porn.

And the magical girl shows would be half H too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409017
>nipple piercings

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna put a shirt on an ultra-busty wurm just so I can see muffintops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408996
Religious ceremonies with the high Baphomet or whatever I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410423
Sheer boob power will destroy any cheap cloth that you try to put it on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410423
I wanna do the same with a kunoichi.
She'd be busty enough that she gets stuck sometimes sneaking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410423
I want to put some clothes on a naked succubus so she has some modesty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410579
I can see monsters finding our concept of modesty laughable and would probably just go naked at places like the beach. Until they discover that a lot of guys love the whole tease of tight/skimpy clothes and suddenly swimsuit and lingerie sales skyrocket.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smite a succubus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410596
>suddenly swimsuit and lingerie sales skyrocket.
>some one dude working at an office full of succubi
>they're all just wearing nothing but lingerie at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410623
They'd probably miss the point this hard or be that desperate if there's a lot of them around, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409375
That's the Alice who centers in the Imperator story. Not the Queen of Hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

Pudgy alice in a bikini!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410726
Slim baphomet with some meat in the right places in a bikini

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410763
Muscled familiar in a bikini!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410781
Fit bikini kiki.

A fit Bi-kiki, if you would

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410781
Pseudodragon Familiars

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408785
What if I draw the porn myself?

What if it involves lactation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410836
Tell me more of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410787
Fat werecat in a one-piece!

>>15410796
Would they look like mini dragons and be haughty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410838
I don't have much practice drawing porn so she'd probably just have her button down half off and be leaking copious amounts of milk

It wouldn't be very exciting. Unless you're really into button downs and leaking alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410836
>>15410838
>>15410899
>not inverted nipple lactation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403663
Post the greentext again pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410915
But I barely have experience drawing regular nipples

You have made me realize that I've only seen like five pictures with inverted nipples though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410947
We should just get all out drawfags on this
A collective lewding of an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410947
Do you have a gallery by chance?
>You have made me realize that I've only seen like five pictures with inverted nipples though.
You could always gander through a booru of your choice. That, or use http://imgur.com/a/n8kKd which is fresh from the /v/ drawthreads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410969
A is for Anal!
Which makes alps panic.

B is for Breasts!
Something alps lack until stage 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408996
>Sabbath channel has a few shows from every genre on normal TV
>You'll never get to watch a Familiar Batgirl or Baphomet Supergirl fighting crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410977
C is for Cum
Something Alps drown in

D is for Dick!
Dicking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410987
E is for Erotic!
A type of act that makes alps blush.

F is for Fanny!
A particularly fat part of the alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410998
G is for Golly gee wilkers!
A phrase commonly used by an Alp when they see the D

H is for Horny!
Some Alps seem to be in permanently

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410998
G is for Groping!
Wandering hands make alps wet.

H is for Humiliation!
Alps get hot and heavy in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411010
>>15411008
I is for Ice Cream!
Something that looks lewd when spilled on them.

J is for Junk!
A part of men that alps stutter over!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410976
I'll give you my deviantart link because it has the few lewd things I've drawn too: http://critnuke.deviantart.com/gallery/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411014
K is for Kissing!
A way to make an Alp blush

L is for Loving!
In the missionary position while holding hands under the pale moonlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411027
M is for Mating!
Make sure to teach new alps the basics.

N is for Nakadashi!
Alps say no, but they mean yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411015
Crit? You can draw some delightfully soft girls, and it's nice to see you take an interest in lactation stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411032
O is for Orgasm!
The denial of which is a favorite trick played on them.

P is for Penis!
The alps still want it, even if they don't have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>threads reach 2000+ posts within days
>all fueled by discussion of how you'd fuck or bully, or bullyfuck monster girls
Damn you guys are lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411049
Aww shucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411042
Q is for Quintuplets!
An achievement made by impregnating the Alp

R is for Rape!
Something that happens when you don't impregnate the Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411036
Well, I've always enjoyed it, I just never tried drawing it. I'm starting to try and draw lewd things anyway, so I figured I'd give it a go.

Speaking of which, I just remembered I was supposed to draw a hathorite lich. Whoops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411068
S is for Sex!
The best way to upgrade your alp.

T is for Titties!
A small part of alps that needs to be slapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411072
>Well, I've always enjoyed it, I just never tried drawing it. I'm starting to try and draw lewd things anyway, so I figured I'd give it a go.
You have great taste because lactation is a fetish I developed while browsing these threads.
>Speaking of which, I just remembered I was supposed to draw a hathorite lich. Whoops.
Ganbatte!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411074
U is for Urge!
They have an urge to have sex.

V is for Vulva!
Puffy like a cloud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411101
W is for Wedding!
A dream of all alps that makes them blush

X is for X-Ray!
A type of porn that lets alps see whats in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411105
Y is for You!
Alps love You

And Z is for ZR!
I can't think of anything witty with this erection for ZR

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411110
Z is for Zetta Ryougi!
It's a signature style of Tsun alps!

Now you've done your Alp B Cs,
Now go fill an alp with babies!

[Anonymous No.]

Good, it's over.

That was HELLA gay.

[Anonymous No.]

We reached the end of the ALPhabet.
How far we have gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411117
>HELLA
What is this, 2006?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411123
Nope, just NorCal shitters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411119
Truly this is an achievement that will go into the history books

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411117
'Hella'?
Me thinks the 'man' doest protest too much.
Check for a spade tail, boys!
We've got a fox in the hen house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411137
Did someone say fox? You sure you didn't mean WANTON SLUT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411150
Geez, you sneak into a chicken harpy pen ONE TIME and suddenly you are a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be triggered by a succubus calling you cute in a public place and write a tweet about how you were sexually assaulted in front of bystanders who did nothing to help you.
This is truly the worst of all possible worlds except for the one where every game is made by EA.

[Anonymous No.]

>reading YBA and Lanternon's stuff
You know, if monstergirlslike the ones in these stories were actually a thing I think I'd just be living the life I am now, alone and on the internet all day. The only difference would be the terror I'd feel near full moons.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet every single one of you would marry a Horse Pussy if it meant getting to live in a Wakanda styled super super power country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411185
Sex would be entirely optional, yes? Because I'm not fucking a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411185
Well what's she like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411181
>Not finding a nice gentle yandere on earth
>Not moving across the gate where you are literally more coveted than diamonds or gold, to the point where women will fight to the death for the honor of courting you

ybaverse is great if you're a man and have some initiative and aren't unlucky enough to be in one of the wars or born in the monster homeland before contact with earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411193
>Sex would be entirely optional, yes?

Why even ask questions you already know the answer to anon?

>>15411206
Horse Pussy in general anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411185
I'd rather just settle down with a nice Bicorn and a select few girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411226
>>15411228
Cornmind

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411185
>Implying I'd want to live with anybody like Wakandan faggots
Atlantian master race

Also
>Implying I need excuses to marry a centaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411232
Atlanta doesn't exist anon.

We're talking about real fictional places here. .

[snib No.]

Psst, hey /mgt/

post muscle girl ideas/greentexts/shorts pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411210
Too bad the monstergirls exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411245
Muscle elf gym instructor getting a bit too touchy feely with a man while helping him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411238
That's not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411245
Here's a different one for you. Musclemaid shark girl. She got so tough by having a job hauling barges with her sisters. Now she's so strong she can act in a team as a tug for ships. She just likes to swim around lazily at the end of the day and eat fresh sardines while dreaming of saying hello to one of the handsome boys playing at the beach. She fantasizes maybe one of the surfers will get in trouble one day and she'll be able to make a heroic rescue that sparks a wild romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411245
>>15411257
Wait scratch that one. Muscle Lich trying to invent the ultimate protein shake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411257
Gonna nibble her ears and stroke her abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411185
>Earth-bound environment
>subject to war

I'll stick my dimentional rifts and K'un Lun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411245
Muscle Jiang-shi wearing a skimpier midriff showing version of her attire hopping around while her plump titties and ass jiggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411245
Muscle mantis hunting you down to make you her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411289
Gonna pat her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411307
And she's going to nuzzle into your chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411316
Good, good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411245
Strong yeti who always gently and softly hugs but doesn't know her true strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411232
Here, take this Sea Horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411385
who carrying the eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411405
You know who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411385

i've seen horses swim, and it's funnier and more awkward than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411245
Holstaur Cheerleader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411424
>Holstaur Cheerleader.

Sounds...bouncy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411245
Muscle alice beating up the guy how is bullying her onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411436
>Holstaur were banned immediately after the incident of 'XX where the players couldn't play due to erections and the crowd couldn't cheer because of erections
>This was three years after the Succubus cheerleading incident

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411445
Those poor Holsts. They just wanna show the school how much spirit they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403280
And who might this be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409868
>>15409863

>Murenase Shiiton Gakuen

It's actually kind of refreshing to see animal girls that actually behave a bit more animal-like, and not just "SHE WANTS THE D from [protangist_here]".

[Anonymous No.]

Kuudere cheer squad best cheer squad, no other squad can compare.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be a cheerleader of the girls football team!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411472
What if there's too much Kuudere? >>15407942

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411477

but mama said football is the devil

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to Monster Girl Oneesan resort and order the best oneesan species!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411491
There is never enough Kuudere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411534
How would the oneesans pamper you at the Oneesan resort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411472
>>15411477

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411550
> " go team...woo. "
> multiple players hospitalized due to dick explosion, multiple more hospitalized due to being caught in dick explosion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411472
They need more undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411556
That little lady is just brimming with excitement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411565
Kuudere Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411558
>dick explosion
>not heart failure
Step it up.

[Anonymous No.]

Can liches even feel emotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411556
That's the spirit!

>>15411318
Not good!
She's going to hug you so tightly that you can't breathe easily!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411575
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411552
Every visitor Anon is given an Oneesan that best fits them, usually a Demon, Titania, Kraken or Jabberwock. That Oneesan will pamper and treat their little brother for the remainder of his life. Just kidding, death won't part you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411556
Needs a monotone "wai..." or "yay..." or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411575
They can feel everything, they just don't show it. Sometimes they'll even inject dopamine into their brains, for science. Those are fun days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411575
No they are emotionless monsters that can never love only fake it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411577
>Mantis hugs
>Not good
I don't comprehend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411556
That is dangerously cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want a mantis to eat my head or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411592
It's all that muscle!
She'll be squeezing till you're blue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411604
They don't do that so you have nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411575
Tickle their phylactery and find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411605
Mantises are very gentle no matter how strong they are. Even if she holds you too hard all you'd have to do is rub her cute antennae.

>>15411604
Why would you not want a Mantis to give you a blowjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411583

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Mantises so gosh darn cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411620
I just remembered some old post a bout a drink that had a phylactery or two in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411460
She's a daemon of Nurgle.

AKA gross shit only TFTfaggots and /d/egenerates would like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411627
No say it like you mean it, put some heart in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409374
honestly triggers like monsterboys arent issues when you have Tagged postings. less so in a board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411652
That looks like a plunger

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411627
That'd make a good icon.
>>15411639
Lovey dovey kuudere assassins.

[Anonymous No.]

Mantis girls are ok but Manatee girls, those are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411652
That looks like an expensive drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411652
Poor girl is going to really feel it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411621
True, you could lay a muscle mantis low by merely rubbing her antenna


>>15411627
That's my girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411674
You are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15409666
>that spider body

NEIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411660
If only someone had made a site that supported... oh wait.

But yeah, I was really confused when I read Aftyn's The Bar through ELH's blog. Since when have male demons been ok?

[Anonymous No.]

she doesnt seem to know what it is

[Anonymous No.]

Mantis in one arm, Lich in the other.

The perfect life.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be violated by a Lilim for hours until I'm a shaking overstimulated mess. How do I go about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411686
If she doesn't know then how will she defeat Deruella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411683
Since never, but you can't stop faggots from being faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411666
To be fair, nobody expects a phylactery to look like a plunger, making it safer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411686
How could you POSSIBLY not know what it is?
I mean, only some sort of Lilim wouldn't know what it is!
Some sort of super powerful Lilim whose name starts with one of the first four letters of the alphabet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411693
Say that humans are better then monstergirls and that you won't lose to the V.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411686
No, you've got to put your back into it
Your heart
Your soul
Channel your emotions into the ultimate attack that will surely be able to knock a Lilims socks off!

[Anonymous No.]

I want monster girls to enchant my food with moe magic and draw a heart in the thing i'm eating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411674
>she will never throttle you after you make the "oh the huge manatee" joke for the twentieth time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411656
>sloppy STD-pussy
>pustules bursting with aphrodisiac lube with every thrust

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411696
I've never had any issues with the guy, but this is the first offense I've seen in my time here from him.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Lilims should be treated differently than regular succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411721
I think you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESuWnNW5H7o

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411652
>Go to a bar filled with MGs, order a Lich Waifu.
>It's an Orgasm in a goblet made to look like a draught.
>Bartender adds a phylactery.
>Two Lich Waifus for the price of one.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking of writing a story with two loli mindflayers. I need some names for them. Do Cephina and Nautilia(wants to be called Nauty but her sister refuses and her squid onii-chan doesn't use words to communicate) sound good? Also, should I actually use "onii-chan" in stories that contain that sort of thing, or should I just use "big brother" because I'm not japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411721
I feel the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411735
Jap setting jap lingo, non jap setting no lingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411715
Get the flying fuck out shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411721
Both should be loved and cherished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411708
thats kinda scary if you think about it
druella's love beam backed up by a seemingly infinite bananamana it could corrupt entire landmasses if she even uses a bit of her actual power

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411759
The right answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411735
The names sounds good, much better than ordinary names

>her squid onii-chan
Is he going to be constantly in squid form? That sounds like a good comic relief

and I agree with >>15411747 although I think it's better to have the character call each other out if manners that reflect their personality rather that just defaulting to the usual "big brother" or "onii-chan"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411693
Pleasure her into a daze first and forget in all your smug smiling that she has a far quicker recovery time than you do.

Now she has the perfect excuse to train you until you can bounce back as quickly as she can... But it'll be worth it! Well, once she'd finished with you, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411764
So, what you're saying is, D could essentially terraform the planet with a single love beam if she were to put her back into it?
Well clearly to avoid this we must give her incorrect instructions that may or may not embarrass her
I mean, clearly she's doing it wrong. She has to balance on one foot while making an upside-down heart simple while spinning and making a goofy face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411776
I want to lovingly deflower my Succubus childhood friend on our wedding night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411764
What if it is pure love so no currupt just love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411735
Why not have one be a weeb and the other normal so use both?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man i forgot how slow I am. Sorry folks I don't think I'll get to everyone's but I'll try o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411799
That's how you get a utopia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411794
>sitting her on your lap
>sucking on her headwing
>breathing rapidly into her ear
>fondling her flat chest and soft thigh
>grinding your rock-hard cock on her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411825
>This awakens the penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411686
Druella wo suki ni naru beam
S
N
B
‍‍‍‎‎‎‎‎‎‎!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411825
Oh damn that's a cute musclegirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411825
The more /fit/ MGs I see, the more /fit/ my dick gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411857
Does you dick have a six pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411825
>...DO IT NOW
Us, that is. YOU take a well-deserved break, should you care for it. Can't ask an artist to snuff their own flame, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411825
The facial expression makes it, big girls not pleased with their outfit hold a special place in my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411799
That's why she has to put all of her effort into it. Even if she were lovingly married, such a love is usually only bestowed upon her husband. To channel even a fraction of it in this way is quite the feat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411695
Find out next time on Monster Girl Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411686
>>15411695
>>15411889
https://youtu.be/gCwQmCHeU7E?t=32
>LOVE BEAMUUUUUUUUUU
>DAMN YOU, NOT!DERUELLA!
>RRRRRRRRUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411788
>Is he going to be constantly in squid form?
He'll also have a tentacle beast form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411627
>Lawyerkun doodled my post

I made it coloured to celebrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411976

That mantis should calm down, she is scaring the other mantises

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411976
Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna buy a small succubus!
Gonna buy a small succubus!

So happy she's finally ready! http://mikatan.goodsmile.info/en/2016/06/17/nendoroid-albedo/ Now to wait for the 1/8th!

Also, a version of (pic related) - even a two-frame drawing - with a Shoggoth and her Master would be fantastic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412005
Where do you buy succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412016
Succ u' Us

For all your succubi and succubi accessories, cum to us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412039
Slavery is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hang out with a Mindflayer during the full moon because she said it won't affect her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412045
These are mail order brides, completely different

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412058
I want to hang out with a blind Mindflayer so she doesn't know where my ears are

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412045
I recall reading in one of the world guides, mention in passing, that some MGs let themselves get "enslaved" so that they can get "sold" to men. Maledoms beware.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if you can have mind conversations if a mindflayer uses her tentacle to tell you stuff. That would be the best way to tell secrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412016
Good Smile, Amiami, HLJ, Nippon-Yassan... She's not listed just yet, but within 24 hours she will be given that she now has a written entry.

I'm usually not inclined to buy smol figures, but bless this bundle-of-lust's heart. If all goes well we might even get (pic related) eventually.

Who doesn't love armoured waifus, am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412072
They can obviously send information, as KC confirmed they can do things like:

>例えば他の夫婦に頼まれて、夫に「自分はオーク（旧魔王時代」魔物娘に「自分は人間の姫騎士」という記憶を与えて、演技じゃない迫真のプレイの手助けをさせられたりしてるんだとか… For example, if requested by another couple, she can give the husband the memory that “he himself is an orc (from the era of the former demon lords) “ and she can give the monster girl the memory that “she herself is a human knight”. This does aid in having realistic play that isn't acting, and stuff like that...

So sending simple words should be a no-brainer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412072
You don't even need to touch. Mindflayers are upper-tier telepaths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412072
Would you confess your love to your mindflayer childhood friend that way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412087
Now that I think about it, can a Mindflayer force a man to Alp by using one of those flashy sissy gifs with her tentacle? That would be pretty funny to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412107
I think they would just make the guy a trap, since I think Alping requires at least some demon energy, which a mere memory re-write wouldn't provide by itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412102
Why not with words and thought at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

How would male idols stay pure besides being crossdressing alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412128
Why not all three?
>Tell her you've got something important to tell her
>Imagine your wedding kiss as she enters you
>Say you love her as her face contorts in confusion
>Kiss her while she's still reeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412143
A Paladin guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412143
Judo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412143
How much of the stadium would burn if I started dicking a famous 'male' idol that was secretly on stage during the middle of the show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412152
The Paladin will just rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412145
That would make her all flustered

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412143
They can't, their Tanuki managers force them to make...things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412143
Hire shotas to take the rape for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412164
I'd take advantage of that and push her down to the bed, kissing her over and over again, while imagining our happy life, making little inklings and later getting grandinklings to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412160
She is a good girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412173
The idea of pocket shotas interests me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412183
She just can't help her thirsty Human cunt. Her hymen burns a hole through her leather pants every time she sees her ward sing. It's okay if she takes responsibility, right...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412177
Don't fuck her yet gotta wait for after the traditional mindflayer wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412184
>POCKET SHOTA
>Sh sh shaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412184
Rotate them out every so often and you can have your idol safe as can be, shame most of the money that idol makes goes to paying them off
>>15412159
Week long riot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412190
No she is pure and chaste!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412193
Oh, no. I'd show her my fantasy of deflowering her every night until our marriage. I'd love to see if she'd shut down or go into overdrive as it was finally about to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412184
>Shota bodyguards
>They sacrifice themselves for the idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412200
Worth it.
Gonna impregnate dat alp idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412205
That's why she's the perfect wife for him! All those other sluts just want him for his fame, while she loves him for who he really is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412200
Just get some slutty ones that don't require payment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412214
Do they speak in overly deep Brooklyn accents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411268
>tfw no muscle medio shark gf
These truly are dark times.

I went with Monster Girl Island's Mako design because of reasons, I hope you don't mind man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412211
That teasing might make her pout and tell you to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412184
Nice try, Order Priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411268
>>15412231
>maidshit
Oh well, for once we get a sharkgirl it had to be like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412231
I don't mind at all. She is amazing.
I love your sketches as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412232
She says that, but she won't be able to sleep without my soft love for her all over her tentacles. She's going to sleep with her tendrils up my brain every night until we die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412231
Niiiice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412227
Those are already in the brothels

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412231
This lifts the dick.

[ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa No.]

>>15409374
>>15411683

I don't support anything of the sort. If a pastebin gets posted here it gets tagged for posting on the wordpress. I'm not going to waste my time by combing through every story to weed out any potential triggers unless it's blatantly something like futacat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412273
Do authors only end up on the doc through request?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412273
>Aftyn
You should have know.

[Anonymous No.]

Chapter 30 of A Serpent in Zion. Exodus.

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/

With this, A Serpent in Zion is finished. But don't worry, I'll be back, with book after book, endlessly, no matter how many people protest, no matter how many buddhist monks immolate themselves. The ride never ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412102
>Mindflayer friend who swore never to look into your mind
>Cover ears, sing, even tape her mouth, to keep her from speaking
>Take turns with one eyeing the other up while the other pretends not to notice

>Finally edge her to the point where she grabs you once your have a moment all alone
>Grab the sole, twitching tentacle that's threatening to break her vow to you
>Put it to your forehead, "I really like you. So I'm sharing this now, too"
>"I think you know the old saying, right? 'Heart, body and...?'"

>Radiant bliss overtake a previously puzzled expression
>And tears of joy wash away the former frustration
>Her answer to a most mischievous confession

[Anonymous No.]

Will be at C90 on the 14th, probably won't be able to take a pic but I'll be sure to inform you guys what KC looks like.
Maybe it's just me, but I'm really curious for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412231
>Dem eyes
>Dem teeth

This pleases me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412306
I've always pictured him as a thin, overworked office worker with glasses but I wouldn't be surprised if he was fat either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412231
I do not mind... or rather, I love this with all my heart, body and mind! Excellent choice of subject. Besides She knows a thing or two about being a loyal servant

>>15412242
For once...? I take it that you weren't here when Mako was first posted as illustrated by the Monster Girl Island artist, redamzz, nor the second time when Snib went through the whole precious process of a strawpoll in which she won, then a vote between two poses, followed by the WIPs and the final, excellent product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412302
What a nice vow, better that it is broken

[Anonymous No.]

What if you listen to the music of your idol sister's rival

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412353
Then your onee-san violates you for days on end while blasting her hit album

[Anonymous No.]

Where was this picture of this mofu where she's upset at an ice cream man that he's out of ice cream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412384
I wanna take this mofu out for some red velvet ice cream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412005
>Now to wait for the 1/8th!
Ah, that'd be lovely.

Also wouldn't mind an action figure of Ainz' Black Knight persona.

For now, adorable Nendos will have to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412374
But what if her rival finds out that he likes her music

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412353
>Not exclusively listening to doo wop and free form jazz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412388
I bet when she's upset her tails fly out of control, knocking over tables and chairs.

[Anonymous No.]

YBA, can you like, say something about the June centric parts? I need to know when I can get my fix. I need it so bad. It would also be quite nice to release the June centric parts in June, you know? Atleast give us an ETA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412296
I admire your enthusiasm. I hope you'll write more cutesy romantic stories sometime though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412384
G'day there, Sir! Now that you have what you're looking for save us an image, Sir?

Although I'll be the first to admit that, being fond of the number 2, I do quite like the sight of "222".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412394
His onee-san will protect him from that dirty bitch if she tries anything

>>15412399
Imagine what a chore it'd be to live with her if she did that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412419
What happens when it rains and she is out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411764
>>15409017
>>15410271
>>15410303
Porn soon

>>15412406
Junefag, why not get other writefags to write June stories? June is nice, but her source material just has her suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412410

I can practically guarantee that I will.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves that aren't rapebait would make nice friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412419
You need to calm her mofu down by patting and brushing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412423
It just wouldn't feel right. I don't know how to explain it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15410271
I want Haohi to step on my face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412428
>elves that aren't rapebait

does not compute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412438
Yan elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412435
I want to feed Haohai cake till she explodes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412434
You don't want her to be in a story that actually respects her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412438
All of them, you fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412424
Oh neat, will it be a continuation, or a new story with a new Monster Girl? I thought the chapter motif of each chapter being a day was neat, so it would be interesting to see a new story do something similar with the chapters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412444
That just mean you rape them more and have rape eyes only for them OR ELSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412420
What if she has specialized waterproof warmers for her tails

>>15412429
But that's how you get her mofu to start molesting you

[Anonymous No.]

Man and Monster cannot be friends only lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412448
Well then you write one, then. I just dunno if any writer would be willing to step up to that plate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412455
>But that's how you get her mofu to start molesting you

It just starts getting friendly, rubbing against you, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412456
But I'm friends with the nerdhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412438
I want the Elf to rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412465
Chubby nerdhound is best nerdhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412465
I'm going to bully a nerdwan only to meekly apologize and ask her out!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a dragon's wingman at the bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>15405083
Do you have a link to Sachitos tweeter by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412484
Is that a man who polishes her wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412465
Nerdhounds are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412484
wingman means something different to winged monsters that is tantamount to a marriage declaration

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412497
Wingman means that you latch on to her back and flap your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412461
Not if you brush her tails especially well and massage them from base to tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412490
not hey're actually pretty smart: look at their class rank and scores on the SAT and ACT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412455
>But that's how you get her mofu to start molesting you
keikaku doori

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412447
look what you've done, take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412537
Will do.
Time to impregnate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412537
>Draw a fat girl
>Skinny arms and face
That's not how it works, less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412537
That's right on the mark for "Chubby not fat"

[Anonymous No.]

>A snow type monster girl is working at an ice cream stand
>A loli monster girl buys an ice cream cone for herself
>An hour later, the same loli monster girl comes back with no clothes on and is covered completely in semen
>She says "I dropped my ice cream. Can I have another one?"

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to a yuki-onna's cute outfit when they grow up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412554
>Wanting the disgusting parts
It's called 2D for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412561
But what does it mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412528
So? They're still dumb and I don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412388
Who is this mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412575
I thought they had the same in the image profile minus the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412575
They let it go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412603
really dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412575
Why she keeps it for her child, of course! Parts of it at least. She very likely retrofits whichever piece was the first, to be embraced or admired by the boy she longed for as a child, into her adult attire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412603
Gonna stick my dick in it to stop that song.

I'll go till she's leaking out her mouth if that's what it takes

[Anonymous No.]

Yuki-Onna or Yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412423
>stealing characters
>and writing literal fanfiction
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412598
Yeah, it looks like the goofy looking hat is the only different part of the costume

>>15412613
What if I asked her to wear it again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412629
Yeti. I could really really really really really use some Oxytocin right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412628
Fine with her.

The cock never bothered her anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412629
Yuki Onna

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ara? Skipping class again Anon? Don't worry, we won't tell."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412594
you're dumb and I don't like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412578
>fat girl
>implying the everything isn't the disgusting parts

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone please post the picture of the vanilla dragon eating an ice cream? For some reason I can't find that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412662
I'm not even in school anymore you old hags.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Succubus make for a good maid or would she only be concerned with cleaning your dick with her mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412662
>I'm such a babyface that I got mistaken for a student.
Well, there goes any grains of self-esteem I had left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412651
One cumstuffed Yuki coming up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412664
I don't like you either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412662
You can't tell me what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412676
>>15412689
>"My my, you were right about him, he has quite the temper doesn't he?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412662
I wanna impregnate you hakutaku-sensei!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412699
Don't make fun of me. I'm leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412699
Shut up ya fuckin' nerdvirgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412662
That Unicorn looks kind of shifty...I bet she's up to something.

Something devious, maybe even evil!

[Anonymous No.]

Drunk Monster Girls are safe to be around, especially if they're your older sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412742
Thoughts of finding a husband to have consensual sex with after a beautiful wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412662
Gonna steal a kiss from unisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412752
>this advertisement brought to you by the Onee-Sabbath(TM)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412629
2 chicks at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412752
But my onee-san gets all touchy-feely when she gets drunk, and it makes me uncomfortable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412662
You're the one who invited me here so yeah I'd assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412779
So just feel comfortable!

[Anonymous No.]

So for my little story, loli mindflayers are going to be fundamentally different from normal mindflayers. Loli mindflayers do not exist naturally(because of how mindflayers "reproduce), so they are essentially a new subspecies created by the Sabbath.

Normally a mindflayer's relationship with a man is built on her having total dominance, but having her mind and body turned into that of a sweet little girl inverts this. They are reduced to being complicated living sex toys for what is now their "big brother". They used to shape their minds to become more and more depraved. Now they do it to become a better and better little sister. They used infect human woman with monstrous lust and make them beg to become a monster. Now they convey the feelings of pleasure big brother gives them until the woman is begging to become a little sister too, and it's no longer limited to just human woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412799
But she keeps grabbing me in weird places and wants to play "bedtop sports" Mom says this is improper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412811
I think you should confess to your Oneesan that you're unsure and confused. Oneesans are experts in both teaching you about your feelings and making you feel really good! Just trust her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412771
What's with all the new Yeti art?
Can we never stop having new Yeti art? I'd like that a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15411906
I'M DRUEEEEEELLLAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
>Breaks apart

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412642
Well then there are two possibilities:
a) she'll have the entire outfit remade
b) she'll dress up in her now too small clothing
c) both - one for day time, the other for skimpy sentimental dress-up play

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412390
Let's not forget our favourite Blood Valkyrie! Who doesn't like winged warrirors?!

Pertaining to the Nendos in particular I plan to have Nendo Ainz cradled by the 1/8th, or comically mounted atop as though leading the conquest! Alternatively, he and Nendo Albedo will contrast the 1/8th as though it were a thought-bubble of yet another Albedo fantasy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412830
Yetis are love.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412830
Sometimes, when things are tough, and stuff goes south, you just want a hug, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412938
>That everything
This awakens the nethers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412921
>Albedo has secret assassination squads roaming the world looking for supreme beings
>Hates them all, even her own creator, and has drawn up plans on how to kill each and every one of them
>Does this because she wants to be able to dedicate herself 100% to Ainz and only Ainz
No one will ever love me this much, and it's a fact that depresses me greatly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412942
Is it possible to be sad in MGC without a Yeti finding and hugging you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412958
>When a simple change in code/bio created the ultimate yandere
Ainz learned a valuable lesson that day
Don't fuck with the code/bio

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412938
>Sachito will never draw a lactating Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412962
What if there's no Yetis available?
I'm sure something much more aggressive will find their way towards you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412453

That'll depend a lot. I like to move around to new characters from time to time. I do love fluffy romance, though, and while I enjoy doing dramatic stuff, romance is a very important part of any story I do. Why else write about monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412988
Have any advice for a person who considers 200 words in one day an achievement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412958
>>15412963
>the spoilers
Oh well. Saying it like this lacks the grand context and impact anyway! Well, if Ainz could put love in her heart, perhaps he can teach her how she should truly show it. He'll have to marry and bone her first though.

>>15412938
I'd be no wimp before that imp, I'll tell you that much. Excellent find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412963
But fucking with the code likely saved him from being on Albedo's shitlist too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412985
Maybe Holsts and Kej take their place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413030
Fucking with the code saved him but in doing so it also fucked everyone else
Moral of the story: Read the intructions manual

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413030
And from her fucking everything that moves in a ten mile radius.

>>15413038
>implying her default of amorous megaslut is better

anon plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413042
>Leaving the code = Megaslut to every D in the cosmos
>Touching the code = Unyielding Devotion to a point where it's just the two of you on the planet (Don't ask her where everyone else went)
I mean, touching the code is better
But for everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412985
>Yeah I'm your designated hugger tonight, you got a problem with that?
>The agency sent me because they're running thin on Yetis, don't make this hard on yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes the nerdhound and I sit on the roof of the abandoned power station and listen to Selected Ambient Works 2 by Aphex Twin while it rains, we also talk about stuff

https://youtu.be/GvfbIU8LYyY?list=PLdgAW9D4gABYsnm8NSHAHS2LgnmCcVfrl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413059
Yes, for everyone else too. They're not getting accosted by what would quickly become the largest menagerie of STD's in the cosmos.

Her devotion lets her be guided and get actual work done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413059
She tolerates the other guardians and residents of Nazarick. Even Shalltear.
She's not happy about it, but she's more willing to accept competing for his affection than having to split her loyalty.

That's not to say she wouldn't butcher nearly every creature in the tomb if given a reason to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413083
>Her devotion lets her be guided and get actual work done.
Until they start rubadub dubbing with Ainz
Then they get a brush-up with Death until Ainz intervenes (See, trapelf twin)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413065
By the time I'm done with her, that bump isn't going to be from her paws in her pockets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413042
>>15413059
Hmm, now I'm thinking back to a Nyotengu animation that Albedo would make thousands upon thousands times more sensual, especially with the way the wings waved during her climax.

...the possibility of commissions, hmm. Mmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413103
Mmm Anon, you know what to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413102
Will you let her write runes on herself with your seed...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413102
You better raise your little Anubis daughter and teach her how to make snow pyramids

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnI4wD1vSfI
Then Drew comes back only to get cuntblocked even harder by plot armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412985
I wonder if there's a forest, where a dedicated ushi-oni practices hugging trees daily, knowing one day her chance will come.
Although every tree she hugs seems to crack in half and fall over, for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413116
That'd be difficult if it all goes inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413004
Take the bar exam.

Honestly speaking my advice means about as much to you as my quality of writing does; I write in a flow state, trying to keep moving things forward. I find that I do my best plotting while I'm writing as well. The most important thing is to build up your stamina gradually, like running; First write for an hour and get out 500 words, then write for 2 hours and get out a thousand, and keep pushing yourself to try to achieve a better ratio each time. And share your work, no matter how abusive people are, because you will always encounter abuse when you share your work, and learning to separate it from meaningful critique, and to not let it kill your enthusiasm for making things, is important. That's part of why I keep posting my things here.

If you happen to be a masochist, that'll make this entire process much easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413111
I do indeed. I also know that I often almost impulsively make purchases and... I remember I have an even more important commission to make.

But while we're still on the topic, I was referring to this: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3116308

[Anonymous No.]

>>15412985
Not to worry comrade, the Werebat and Ushi tag team will take care of all your hugging needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413065
Anubutt cuddles are best cuddles.

Really, any wan cuddles are going to be a great experience.

[Anonymous No.]

Imma pamper an Oppai Loli Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413163
I don't think we give enough credit to harpies or lamias when it comes to hug measuring. Those have gotta be top-tier as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413128
I wanted to type a more meaningful response but, as usual, I gave up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413123
>it all goes inside
Y- you're going to make her drink every drop that comes out, aren't you? You're going to sit her upside down and have it pour out with each climax! You'll rub her thighs and stroke her tail as she tenses up! You'll watch her lap up the love cocktail as it flows down her brown belly and bountiful breasts! Just like an H-doujin! You're lewd. Too lewd, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413171
I dunno why I never take snek girls into consideration.

Maybe it's because my first exposure to monster girls was through MonMusu and Miia is worst girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413216
>Miia is worst girl
You disgust me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413231
Okay maybe not first, but to me she screams "Generic 'first girl' love interest in a harem anime who obviously wins in the end".

Lala is true best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413216
That's Cera.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413238
Would you wan wan a wan wan wan wan wan wan wan?
Because I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413242
Not worst, I mean. Fucking autocorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413238
don't you dare spill that damn ketchup you silly wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413171
I mean it's really only one harpy with the good hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413238
Oh caster!
Why can't I roll you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413262
The others still try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413262
reminder that Quicksilver ruined these

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413277
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413285
Diapers have no place on this board, he ruined them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413277
He only took DaiperJub to her natural conclusion. I mean what else are you gonna do? Sink hours in cleaning literal puddles of pussy juice? If you wanna complain about quicksilver complain about the fucking of 5 yr olds in bondage gear

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413277
>>15413291
Not you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413297
/d/ go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413277
DON'T LET HIS DREAMS BE YOUR DREAMS
JUST FORGET IT
...I mean, come on. It ain't that hard to knock out of the ol' noggin, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413262
>I mean it's really only one harpy with the good hugs.
If you're talking about breasts you seem to have forgotten gandharva. It's okay, everyone else has as well. That aside, even with a small chest fluffy wing hugs would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413238
>>15413252
Wan-na buy her figma!
Gonna buy her figma!
I'll figure out the paws somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413297
>complain about the fucking of 5 yr olds in bondage gear
Not him, but in all honesty that sort of thing doesn't seem like it'd be terribly uncommon with monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413324
He's referring to how Jubjubs are the only ones with soft feathers. Wings aren't fluffy, they're flight surfaces. So they are stiff and bristly. This is also why Jubjubs are shit at flying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413328
Yeah, in MGe cannon. But that's just 'cuz KC is just as much of a pedohpile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413338
This is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413333
Would cockatrice qualify, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413324
I've not. I just didn't want to deal with the tiresome "nipples that could take an eye out" joke, when they're just ornaments that can be taken off.

Speaking of underappreciated harpies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413350
>"nipples that could take an eye out" joke
>Tiresome
First time I've come across it. I wonder if there's a backstory to the boob spikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413347
No. They're just magical lizard chickens. The jubjub profile specifically states jubjubs are the only harpies with soft hughugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Gym Bunnies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413379
That bunny would be really good for bouncing on your dick. I mean, dose thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413379
Lovely hare

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413379
I want a tanned, tomboyish kunoichi with cowtits and a lizardman with an overly large rear, hips, and thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413403
I wanna use her ears as handlebars for irrumatio!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413379
The 'workout' will not be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413361
I've seen it used as point against her breasts too often already.

It's funny when talking about activities that don't involve taking them off, but when it's something that obviously necessitates taking them off and some goes "hyuk, guk, best watch out for those pointers," it makes me want to sigh heavily.

Now the APSARA is a real forgotten beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413408
I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413366
>The jubjub profile specifically states jubjubs are the only harpies with soft hughugs.
No, it says they're specialized for hugging. It means they'd be softer than the others, not that the others wouldn't be soft. My experience with bird wings has only had the flight feathers really stiff; while most of the others weren't downy they were far from unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413419
A Gandharva!

Quick! Roll for a will save to resist her seductive song!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413423
Wings are made of flight feathers anon. They're the parts that do the hugging. Not like harpies have a torso covered in down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413419
Why is she so fucking spiky though? There's her little horned circlet too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413427
I rolled a D20.

I not only resist, I tell her she's a mediocre banjo player.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413432
She's obviously very horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413419
>the APSARA is a real forgotten beauty
Truly.

>>15413379
That cow's tits are so big she probably can't even do a full sit-up. I like it.

>>15413427
Why would I roll to resist?

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>>15413421
Yep.
One would be worried abou her chest getting too big for work and the other would be a bit embarrassed at a warrior having a large, heart shaped rear such as hers.
Id happily make them understand how wonderful their 'gifts' are

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413438
>That cow's tits are so big she probably can't even do a full sit-up. I like it.

I wouldn't be able to stop staring if she uses the treadmill.

Watching those massive milk jugs bounce around in that tight outfit. Oh lord.

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>>15413409
Too floppy. You just gotta bury your fingers deep into her hair. One hand on the back of her head forcing her down, the other hand ruffling the inside of her ear fluff. What do you think she does for a living? I like to imagine she's a salarywoman. Imagine dat ass in a tight office skirt. Sitting in your lap on a bumpy train ride home, half dozing after working late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413430
>Wings are made of flight feathers anon.
There are several different types of feather on a bird wing depending on the type. I'm speaking on the longer ones on the trailing edge. Those are pretty tough, most of the others are far more pleasant to the touch. At least this has been true on the small birds I've handled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413440
You're a good man, anon. I wish I had something like that too, except with a Mantis instead of a Lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413432

You think that's spiky? Try hugging one of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413453
Good taste.
Gonna get a titjob from one and hot dog the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413448
Everything is softer when it's small. That's why mouse fur is a million times superior to wolf fur and why ermine coats are so much more prized than silver fox.

Try plucking a turkey wing sometime, definitely anti-soft. And that's 1/3 the scale of a harpy wing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413456
That's the good kind of spiky though. You get to hug her soft flesh and her spiky edges, reminding you just how edgy she is. It kind of fits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413456
Cursed Weapon waifus are for whispering into your ear and telling you to do bad things in a lewd voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413465
>not titfucking one while the other sits on your face
>or having one smother your face with her tits and having the other give you a hot dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413467
>Everything is softer when it's small.
Have a porcupine tell that to a hedgehog. Not the strongest of reasoning, especially when you're dealing with some kind of physical or magical bullshit that lets harpies fly at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413487
That's group time, this is individual play.
Lizardman is destined to be a proper buttslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413446
But what if I fiddle with her ears while I'm fully in her throat? Salarywoman sounds good, imagine teasing her relentlessly during the work day and having her take you the second you walk through the door

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, who wants to hear a joke?

Human Boy Rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413556
Too obvious Deruella

[Anonymous No.]

Mayadere dragon or Ojou-sama dragon?

Yes, I know both is the ultimate life form. But if you had to choose, which one would you pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413568
Big and scary mayadere

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413568
Goddamn, that is a tough choice. I would probably go with Ojou-sama, though. Less guilt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413575
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466217663740.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413541
>But what if I fiddle with her ears while I'm fully in her throat?
Probably not something as lewd as you think. It's a comforting thing to her type, so it probably helps her relax. She'd look up at you and smile around your cock with her nose pressed into your stomach.
>imagine teasing her relentlessly during the work day and having her take you the second you walk through the door
Imagine fucking her at work, with her crouching under your table blowing you, thrusting her wide hips as she fingers herself with enough power you can practically feel the way she'll destroy your pelvis later that night.

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>>15413510
You're the one reaching. Hedgehogs have way larger diameter quills than than porcupines. Bigger/thicker quills = less soft.

And the very fact that harpy wings hold their shape testifies to their rigidity. There are some birds and things that have been bred to have long soft tails or other parts, and they look just as limp and soft as you would expect.

The magic part is their strength, not their aerodynamics. This has been true both mythologically and in derivative tabletop works and MGE derived from that.

Even KC says "Look at all this uncomfortable and pointy bullshit that you encounter on a plethora of monsters. It's still just as pointy but a coating of mamanobama makes it feel awesome anyway. Doesn't change how it physically is, just that you feel pleasure instead of discomfort."

So basically you don't have any fact that argues for your point of view, at all, without dredging up your headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413565
Deruella wouldn't say such mean things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413568
Soft ojou-sama dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413597
But its not mean to think human boys belong in the kitchen. They're naturally weaker and subservient to monster girls, and safer there. It's what they were born to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15408612
>you will never violent action a matango and fill her with the Juffo-Wup till she has thousands of Deep Children
My ancestors didn't die 57,283 years ago due to general misfunction just to have this be their legacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413619
>They're naturally weaker and subservient to monster girls
In your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413597
Alleured wouldn't, but Deruella definitely would

[Anonymous No.]

Get on this bed and sleep with me, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413653
NIPPLE

NIPPLE

NIPPLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413653
Bro, that's hella gay
Sleeping with that fawks on the other hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413594
How can she destroy my pelvis while i'm destroying her's

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413653
I'm not your dude, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413663
Whose do you think will give out first? She's powerful enough to thrust against you from any position

[Anonymous No.]

Crow Tengu are top tier. Intelligent, cute girls who work diligently to find out what you like and make you happy. I'm going to hire one as my maid and romance her.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey, the latest chapter of Laska and Me v2 is out.

>Anondad tracks down Laska and her friends when they've disappeared late at night after lying to their parents about their whereabouts
>When confronted, Laska bitches about "muh freedom, I'm 16, fuck off dad you don't get me"
>Anondad informs her of how retarded she is, how she's betrayed his trust for lying, and that she needs to stop being a fucking brat
>Anubis steps in and says they're both in the wrong

Wow, this actually makes me more mad then when Bob forced Monster Boys in the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQvzoY9SaQY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413658
>Not sleeping with your bro
>Being so insecure of your sexuality you find it "gay" to sleep with your buddy.
You're not a true friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413653
Fatfox probably already has her own entire thread on the board. Don't waste our limited image count posting her here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413701
I want to spank the Silver Kakuen's butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413710
It's a ghost kakuen! She does some ghost tricks with her Cheshire and Hellhound friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413687
Not unless I pin her face the the bed and finger her ass at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you ignore a cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413706
>page 10
>50 image to go
Bet you feel silly making that post after I already deleted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413695
Oh I just got to the middle and Bob has decided to take the story in a radically different direction from the original for the worse

And then he just makes things even worse on top of that

Holy fuck where did things go so wrong all this had to do was be a cute daughteru story. And it's a rewrite, it's supposed to fix problems, not fucking crash the story.

Can someone wake me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413594
>She'd look up at you and smile around your cock with her nose pressed into your stomach.
maximum overboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413701
>Clumsily fumble around with the silver Kakuen's underwear as you struggle to take it off in the right order.
>The crowd chanting a countdown.
>Silver Kakuen just sits there looking smug.
>Finally get her clothes off.
>TIMES UP.
>Kakuen pecks you on the cheek and tells you 'better luck next time'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413721
But Ghost Kakuens are white!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413734
>Bet you feel silly over your mistake
>Despite me making a mistake that could result in a 3-day ban

You sure showed that anon.

But that said, someone does keep posting ran from that one artist who draws her chubby in these threads. So even if it was deleted this one time, it's still a valid complaint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413701
God damn, this fucking show keeps making me remember a British show that was similar to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413755
>You sure showed that anon.
I did. He told me to delete it after it was deleted.

Telling anybody off is not my goal. Also, 3 day bans ain't nuffin but a thang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413653
I want to milk Chantas Ran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413328
Fuck you, I can't stop wondering what this would be like now. Would there be some species of monstergirls who teach their daughters that BDSM gear is just like normal clothes? I could see Dark Elves even planning BDSM-themed baby showers if they were kinky enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon, am I pretty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413778
Yes
No
Maybe
I don't know
Could you repeat the question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413695
I regret ever having faith in and defending that shitshow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413778
Nope beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413778
No, you're gross, get out of my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413755
>someone does keep posting ran from that one artist who draws her chubby in these threads.
Guy who does that reporting, I haven't actively posted Ran in these threads since May. And before that since maybe February.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413778
Why does she wear the mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413723
>She can't buck her hips into you from below
There's literally no stopping her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413297
>complain about the fucking of 5 yr olds in bondage gear
Why would anyone complain about the best part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413595
>Bigger/thicker quills = less soft.
You're forgetting structure and makeup. Ostrich and peacock feathers get pretty thick too and those are still floppy due to makeup.

>The magic part is their strength, not their aerodynamics.
Give a harpy feathers as strong as steel and they still wouldn't be able to fly. That's a matter of lift and muscle strength, not just wing hardness. Tabletops don't always go into specifics that detailed and myths very rarely do.

>Even KC says "Look at all this uncomfortable and pointy bullshit that you encounter on a plethora of monsters..."
We're talking about feathers on monsters built for fucking with magic making them fly. It's hardly a stretch to say they wouldn't be uncomfortable to the touch.

I don't need headcanon, a modicum of sensibility is all that's required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413778
Yeah. Pretty ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413778
If I pull that off would you die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413778
My penis becomes erect when I see you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413755
I'm not someone who foxposts, but as a TH fan I'll say Chanta's Ran is getting pretty popular.
Not only is it all sorts of comfy, but his artistic output is high and has improved rapidly in a fairly short time.
http://imgur.com/CcOx9tt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413837
Almost every 2hu has been around long enough to have some good art, even the most minor of characters. But that doesn't necessarily make posting 2hus here okay if they already have their own threads on the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413805
Lets not shill our own work, quicksilver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413849
Ha, lord of understatements.
Even the least popular 2hus have as much fanart as nearly the entire MGE combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413701
>you will never be snu-snu'd by the new amazoness temple guards

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413855
Not him, but I don't think Quicksilver comes around anymore.
>>15413805 If you are quicksilver please write more lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413859
I'd rather Olmec

[Anonymous No.]

Raiju need love too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413778
I want to see you in a sexy nurse outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aHgDzxFX90

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413849
>>15413856
As corollary to that though, 2hu constitutes a good source of illustration for underdrawn MG types.
Such as Nazrin being the poster child for mouse girls and Mamizou being the archetypal Tanuki.
Ran stands at the confluence of her own popularity and the glut of fox art, making posting her inappropriate despite being the mofu paragon.

2hus like Keine and Aya never worked as examples of Hakutaku or Crow Tengu because their designs are just too human for this paw fetishist thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be friends will every monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413888
ok Luka.
Have fun with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413885
That doesn't explain all the Ran-posters, though. She has no paws, and I personally (can't speak for others that may be here more than I) have seen Ran posted in this thread more than all the other 2hus combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413855
>>15413866
I'm not quicksilver. If I was then I'd write 12000 words on fucking my adopted hellhound daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413899
Fluffy tails and large breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when your monster friend is late to stop your rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413808
>Peacock tails
>not feeling like a bundle of twigs when closed and a paper fan when spread out
They're no different than a turkey tail in that regard, just a bit longer. Don't imagine you know what they're like from playing with some dyed ticklers at a store.

>Ostriches
>Flightless bird
>Having proper flight feather arrangements

>I don't need headcanon, a modicum of sensibility is all that's required.
Sensibility is looking at what's given and drawing conclusions from the evidence instead of "it could maybe be this because I want it"

Is there anything to suggest harpy feathers are soft?
In myth? Nope. In fact the beating of their dry scratchy wings is used to compliment the withered vibe of their old woman bodies in the labors of Hercules.
In derivatives? Nope. They usually focus on making the woman parts look good instead of as pruny hags.

What would tell you visually if a harpy's feathers were soft? Well the wing shape would be deformed.

Does KC follow this? Yes, for the harpy type described to have soft wings.

Would KC go against the visual cues in terms of touch? No. His stance is that the visual cues of horns, spikes, claws and all the rest are as they appear because mamano mana makes the physicality largely irrelevant to the pleasure. This is exemplified in many of his profiles and highlighted in creatures like the cursed sword.

So what conclusion would be drawn from all this? Regular harpy wings are not soft.

You are in full headcanon mode bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413899
KC's foxes don't have paws either.
She's perfectly within the Inari profile other than the part where she's essentially a lobotomized autistic savant/living projectile in the Touhou canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413912
You get a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413793
I know that feel. I thought the Laska rewrite could be nicer and cuter, and for a while it was. After this latest chapter though it has passed the point of redemption.

Now Jesus fuck it's like Bob either is intentionally trying to be shit, or he somehow thinks what he's doing is true art.

I just wanted a cute monster daughteru story, that was all I wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413902
That story was fuckin based, I wish he'd continue it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413778
Have some candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413902
Then its a good thing you're not quicksilver.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my monster older sister to bet me in her weekly poker game

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that a monster's girly holes are very delicate and private, so never put anything in them, ever. Strict chastity must be enforced on her at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413972
How sad will she be when she loses and the winner rapes you right there and you cry as your virginity is stolen and not given to the one you love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413974
I'm not even sure what organization would put out such a slanderous PSA.
Is this subtle Order shilling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413983
Nope, no Order here. I promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413972
>>15413982
Onee-san poker games are serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413983
Order mages are the best.
Soft bodies from lots of studying, immense magical prowess, and an awkward personality due to lack of contact with men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414003
Don't let them get corrupted, they are too socially awkward to seduce or rape a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414009
Thats why you become the assistant or bodyguard of one.

Gotta keep her safe from stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414009
just turn them into an Ushi then they have to be able to rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413741
>crash the story

WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be hurt by an IED in the war and have my leg removed and damage done to my body!
I want to be sent home where my monster girl childhood friend will be waiting to see me again and will promise to protect my smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414036
If she is a shog enjoy a new leg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414003
>"A-Are you sure that sitting in your lap is an ancient technique used to better memorize spells?"
>"H-Hii! W-wht are you-... Oh. A massage increases bloodflow and helps the studying? It... makes sense... I guess."
>Ten minutes later she;s put the book down and is just panting in your lap getting wetter and wetter as you molest her soft body and grind your cock against her ass
>Other order scribes comment on a certain smell after your late night study sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414068
Don't lewd with the mages

[Anonymous No.]

What if Harem Protag tier dense monster (not alice)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414068
A best.
Even better if you hide under her robes and eat her out while she tries to talk to a fellow college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413922
>Peacock tails
>Dyed
'Kay.

>Ostriches
Show me one in sustained flight and then tell me about your feather layouts on a bird too heavy to lift itself.

>In myth? Nope.
Look at the alp. Look at the valkyrie. Hell, look at the harpy. KC has been known to stray pretty far from myth as it suits him. Not to mention the fact that these are supposed to be the very opposite of withered old hags, so one could expect something similar from their touch as well as appearance.
>In derivatives? Nope. They usually focus on making the woman parts look good instead of as pruny hags.
Yes, I'm sure everyone is out to make pretty girls with bird arms while sticking closely to FEATHERS HARDER THAN DIAMOND. Because they totally give a damn. That's not how it works and you know it.

>Does KC follow this? Yes, for the harpy type described to have soft wings.
And also ghandarva. Thunderbird also has a bit of give and cockatrice, outside of those fuckhuge tailing edge feathers, seems to be covered in down.

>Would KC go against the visual cues
Sandworm says hi.

The interesting thing here is that we're talking about something made up (fairly loosely at times) BASED off of another thing. Assuming the derivative is exactly the same, especially when KC's twisted them to such a state as to be sometimes wholly opposite of what they were meant to be also requires some headcanon. You don't get to call me out on that one.

[Anonymous No.]

You can have your favorite Monster Girl, but it comes at a price.

She loves RWBY. And she wants to watch it with you. And rewatch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414090
>Get inside her huge robe with her when she's in her own personal library
>Sitting on a huge bean-bag like chair
>Snuggle sex her inside her robes
>Fall asleep inside her, both your hips and thighs a sticky mess
>Sleep 'till the sun filters in through the window
As great as human girl mages are I still want to see her monsterize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414076
Lewding mages until they start researching lewd spells!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414098
That's hardly a large price to pay anon, I get the ultimate waifu but I have to watch some shitty weeb show a couple times? Fuckin not even a hard decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414098
Okay, but we're watching RWBY Abridged by Alphajaune(rest in peace)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414107
That is impure, don't lead her down the wrong road

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414083
I get it, cats getting their chin scratched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414098
Yes...aaaand?
You say this as if we aren't going to bawl over the tragic loss of the Arkos pairing together while cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414111
Lewding the mages until she self bondages herself in her chambers as she waits for you to come fuck her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414112
cats like*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413741
Wait, it's still being worked on? How many months/years has it been since he started?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach the Order Mages and do nothing lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414106
Only if it's so that she can tearfully confess that she loves you at the end, revealing what she's become and hoping you'll still take her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413456
What kind of weak man wouldn't want to hug her so they can be as close as possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414130
>Siegfried_experiences_bigamy.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414130
>TFW you need a living armor waifu to properly hug you're cursed sword waifu
>TFW too poor for decent armor
T-they can do leathers too, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Schrödinger's Monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414129
>Implying it isn't a join decent into soft and cuddly depravity together
>Implying she doesn't come home with a "Ancient daemonic Tome" to better study the enemy with you one day
>Sits in your lap again, wetter than usual
>Only to sheepishly reveal that she knew all along it was an enchanted doujin that will always produce a fresh story catering to all the fetishes of the person who reads it
>You read it with her as the demonic energy wraps the two of you in a corrupting cloud of comfort and lusty heat
>She holds the book out and reads aloud in a soft voice as she sinks down on your cock, burying it to the hilt
>While you rub her clit with one hand, molest a breast with another, and lick bite and kiss her neck/shoulders/ears
>You'll never revel as you watch her tone gradually shift to take on a lewd blue, her ears growing longer and more pointed, the nubs of horns sprouting from her skull, and her tail sprouting out, coiling around your balls and encouraging you to remain as hard and close to bursting as possible until she reads up to the climax of the doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414162
Would it be futacat or a reverse reverse(?) alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414162
So a human in a box that may or may not have became a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414165
That sounds lovely.
She's going to be the softest demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414215
You'll go dungeon diving with a group of other scantily clad demon sluts, but nothing will get you harder than your soft wafu in her maximum overcomfy robes that are so big and fluffy you can't begin to guess her figure unless you've been inside of it with her. I bet it could double as a sleeping bag even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414095
>>Peacock tails
>>Dyed
>'Kay.

>Being so sheltered that you've never seen peacock feathers bleached and dyed every color of the rainbow.
Yeah, I'm sure those bright red ones on carnival masks are all natural. That's the most common type you see in stores. If you've never seen those, then you've probably never even touched one, period.

>so one could expect something similar from their touch as well as appearance
An olympic longjumper couldn't make this leap. Are all the dragon scales nice and soft too because you think it would be nice for that to be true and if one thing isn't the same then nothing has to be the same?

>also ghandarva
Also obviously meant to be soft. And further proof that he knows how to make certain ones soft and certain ones not. Regular harpies solidly in the not category.

>Sandworm says hi.
He knew it was so far off he had to state the difference in the profile, otherwise people would never have inferred what he wanted them to. By not doing something like that for regular feathers, there's no reason to assume anything other than what is shown.

>You don't get to call me out on that one.
I totally do when your reasoning is nothing other than a loose mishmash of "I want it" and "It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit."

Your purpose is to construct an argument for regular feathers not looking soft yet being soft when the artist clearly understands how to do both regular feathers and soft feathers. And you really got nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Pick your poison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414241
Entirely possible.
She'd have large, heavy breasts.
A soft middle that doesn't go into the extreme.
Wide hips that sway when she walks, thick thighs, and a large rear that you could sink your hands into.


All hidden beneath her comfy robe.

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>>15414248
Second row from the bottom
Middle blond on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414248
Why is there only one tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414251
I like to imagine that she has a huge ass comfy scarf too, and a Big Hat Logan tier sorcerer's hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414248
Second row from the top, fourth starting on the left.

It's a hard decision, because that's a LOTTA succ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414248
Top row, fourth from the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414264
Exactly.
She'd have those on and Wrap the scarf around me when it's time to get comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414262
Because she is the real succubus.

The rest are cosplayers, and one is a rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414248
Middle row, third from the right.
She's the only one that knows you wear the panties over the garter straps so that you can take the panties off and leave the stockings on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414288
Correction: two are rabbits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414283
>One of our group members walks around looking for you, because it's your shift on lookout duty
>Takes a straight half hour until they spot you and the waifu cuddled up, you inside her robes with the scarf wrapped around both of you and the brim of her hugs hat sheltering you
I want this woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414248
Third row, fourth from the right.
She's got leather strap panties, you know she's gotta be a bondage slut.

[Anonymous No.]

So Vampires make nice friends right

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414306
You must go out and find one Anon, this one is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414326
You have the demon mage version, I'll find a Lich necromancer version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414349
Good luck.
I would love to see a blush still tinting the demon mage's cheeks whenever she strips to reveal herself to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414245
>If you've never seen those, then you've probably never even touched one, period.
I have, which is why I didn't think of those.

>An olympic longjumper couldn't make this leap.
Really now? He threw out all of the finer details of their appearance and you're telling me you still expect texture to remain the same because YOU want it to? That's a leap a toddler could make and a logical step for a thinking adult. KC follows general themes, not strict guidelines.

>Also obviously meant to be soft.
Also presumably meant to be flighted which weakens your anatomical point. As for the other illustrations, those are done in an older, much more stiff style the feathers are esentially icons so of course they'll look stiff. All of his newer designs have a bit more give save maybe crow tengu which is still pretty old. Thunderbird looks downright fluffy and her feathers are unzipped.

>He knew it was so far off he had to state the difference in the profile
The difference isn't in the profile, he had to double back and explain it away in outside material when people started asking him about it.

>I totally do when your reasoning is nothing other than a loose mishmash of "I want it" and "It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit."
While yours is a lovely combination "myths no one's actually following" and "biological precedent no one is following either." You're on the opposite side of the coin, not the high ground.

>And you really got nothing.
I've got plenty, I'm just running into a wall of "nuh-uh" because of opposite yet equally unprovable viewpoints.

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>>15414248
Middle row, 5th from right.
Bottomless is too fucking sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414312
I would not mind a childhood friend tomboy dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/ZW6UtJb.png

Yes, I know I drew her thicker. I'm changing her body type

[Anonymous No.]

>>15403639
>Realize that if I were to name absolutely anything about Lescatie it'd directly contradict with Druella being olev because of the whole fallen maidens thing
>I had already decided to make it in the MGE setting for numerous other reasons
>Wanted to have someone who was the most involved in turning Lescatie into an open range brothel free of charge be turbo offended by Druella's decadenct handholding to add more to the plot

I'm stumped. Throw me ideas.

>inb4 Lescatie was an inside job
>inb4 Druella being involved was a conspiracy theory/falseflag by another lilim or hair-dyed succubus to push an agenda

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414429
I have zero issue with this, and I hope you draw more thicc monstergirls in the future Hyphen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414429
Thicker

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the world needs more thick and plump Familiars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414392
>Really now? He threw out all of the finer details of their appearance and you're telling me you still expect texture to remain the same because YOU want it to? That's a leap a toddler could make and a logical step for a thinking adult. KC follows general themes, not strict guidelines.

>Changing some details means the ones preserved and given should be treated different
Therein again lies your fallacy. Just because you stick a sexy woman in the middle of something doesn't arguably change what she's attached to, whether that's birdwings, animal paws, a sword, whatever. KC follows this as well.

That you expect such changes are a given is a huge leap, and an illogical one. What's really bizarre is you still refuse to see it. Instead you try to couch any nonsense you please in the original absurdity of the premise. Which goes against all standard fantasy construction of internal consistency. A person lays out the crazy at the outset, then makes the interactions accurate to those initial rules instead of just piling on more crazy. Not that KC is particularly good at consistency, which could be an argument, one you haven't brought up.

You are arguing for something needing to be different than what is shown. Not only that, you are arguing for greater complexity than the simplest model. That requires more evidence than just taking what you get. You need a solid impetus to assume different than what is in front of your face. That's why it's not treated as the same level. That's why it's lesser. The evolution of art argument is not a terrible one minus the Crow Tengu, but if and only if you ignore all the other bird wing creatures put out in the same period such as all the varieties of angel.

Just some things to think about. I expect we'll get a redone harpy for the MGE-2 release that will give this all a solid answer soon enough.

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>>15414525
Indeed.
Plump familiars are the best familiars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414248
Second row from the top, second from the left.
Dat is some delicious brown that is, mhmm.

Could she get the outfit from the succ second from the left on the bottom row tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414095
>>15414245
>>15414392
>>15414533
>autism intensifies

No one cares except you two with your bruised egos. Take it to /b/ or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414544
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414544
>Stop discussing monstergirls

Okay anon, you got me. I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414555
>discussing
>not a slapfight

Even if you use cringeworthy lines like,
>Therein again lies your fallacy
... it's still an internet slapfight.

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>>15414569
Still better than whatever combination of
I wanna [insert sex act] a [insert species] [insert body type]
is eternally going on. Looks like familiars this time. That's not too common.

I would kill for a real greentext story right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think MGs would react to Doom with MGs but just as much violence? Could they appreciate it or would they react the way a middle aged mother would?
You know what would be badass? Medieval DOOM with crossbows and sword and maces and hammers and daggers and disposable shields and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414619
Monstergirls would love Doom. Everyone loves Doom. But seriously, Elminster in Hell meets Doom as a fantasy fps would be pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414533
>Just because you stick a sexy woman in the middle of something doesn't arguably change what she's attached to
You had to change part of the whole to get the sexy woman in there in the first place, there is no reason to not keep going and indeed the impetus of the setting says you reasonably should, especially when feathers are associated with softness. What I'm really failing to see here is why you're stuck on hard biology and hard myth in a setting that's incredibly soft biology and soft myth.

>A person lays out the crazy at the outset, then makes the interactions accurate to those initial rules instead of just piling on more crazy
Soft feathers aren't crazy, they're in line with most of the art since KC got gud and the setting.

>which could be an argument, one you haven't brought up.
We already addressed that, just not in so many words. Try looking back.

>You are arguing for something needing to be different than what is shown.
I'm arguing that what's is shown is not as you state. I said near the beginning those main flight feathers probably would be stiff but the rest could be much softer, even on flying birds, though still not jubjub soft. You really don't need that much support for a feather not to flop under slightly more than its own weight.

>Not only that, you are arguing for greater complexity than the simplest model.
The simplest model is the harpy of legend; you could totally dick one if you wanted for some reason. We were never working with the simplest model. Want another example? Anubis. You could slap tits and a vagina on one and it still wouldn't be the most furry thing KC's done. Instead he inverted it; Occam got packed up ages ago.

>if and only if you ignore all the other bird wing creatures put out in the same period such as all the varieties of angel.
Those also looked pretty stiff. He curved a few feathers, but you can still see some slight evidence of that on his harpies too.

>I expect we'll get a redone harpy for the MGE-2 release that will give this all a solid answer soon enough.
I'm expecting something more in line with siren. Cute little boids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414288
They're all cosplayers, she's just more willing to shove stuff up her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414682
My kind of succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

Monoeyes cosplaying as your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414688
But then she'd be cosplaying as herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414688
But what if my waifu is a monoeye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414691
>>15414694
This is a different monoeye that isn't your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414705
Is she also cosplaying as a different type of monoeye? I mean, she wouldn't have that many options. What does his're waifu even dress like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414727
Don't know all the stipulations are she isn't your waifu but is dressed like her

[Anonymous No.]

Wocks need older brothers

[Anonymous No.]

"Got up at the crack of noon again today boss? Must be nice."
>"Anon. My office. Now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414744
You're a sick bastard. Little brothers or riot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414753
No all the little bros are going to Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for fathers day and prepare for whatever your daughteru may get you.
And no Kobold Daughteru guy, her being wrapped up in a bow and left on your bed isn't a gift, it sounds like it's a normal occurrence in your home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414747
Must of found out I was going to apply for a personal day next week.

Time to suck it up, bend over, and take it like a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414744
>You'll never pinch your teen wockmouto's cheek and call her a little jibber jabber even when she's half a foot taller than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414765
when she got really mad that one time would she say she hates you and wish she had a little brother instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414789
Thats when the fairy godmonstergirl slips anon a shotafication cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414800
What if instead she realizes she doesn't want a little brother because she can't handle that responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414804
She'll join Druella's army for a few years. Boot camp will instill responsibility into her. Then, when she returns home to her shota older brother, she'll b ready to make him her younger brother.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a sabbath monster older sister and a wock younger sister

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is haram. Little sisters are for being little sisters and older sisters are for being older sisters. Eros wills it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414823
I want to break the natural order

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414827
You are a fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414823
There must be love. Eros veult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414830
What is wrong with a Baphomet older sis and a jabberwock younger sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414837
Everything. Is it even possible to use those words together in a combination like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414843
What is the worst that could happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414843
I saw it once, in a prophecy of the end times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414823
>Baphomet and her husband have a 5 year old daughter
>They adopt the husband's nephew who's 1 and a half
>10 years later the little Baphomet has to go to a therapist because her brain locks up every time the boy calls her onee-chan
>Her therapist ends up being a Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413883
Damn those orange and yellow Kakuens.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your elf stalker tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414858
How long does the lock up last? what happens when she embraces being the older sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414873
So which board game do I play with her first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414873
>Likeafuckingelk.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414893
Get Into the Alley and Strip, have you heard of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414844
The Bapho-neesan turns out to be a massive, shaggy Muskox girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414907
I was more thinking Checkers or the Game of Life with the rest of the family

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414912
And that is bad how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414921
It's shameful to have a chubby NEET onee-san with frizzy hair who smells like sex all the time! Every time you go out people will think you've just finished ravaging her plump body! People will accuse you of incest! Fancy restaurants will bar you from entering!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414938
I can take a shower before leaving every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414887
>what happens when she embraces being the older sis
She undergoes a magical girl style transformation where she grows taller her hips get wider, ass phatter, and she grows cow tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414999
What will her mother have to say about that

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>>15415002
Well they are presented as vitriolic and bitter, especially towards those with tits. She probably rages, disowns her daughter and throws her out onto the streets. She'l have to run away to an onee-sabath shelter with her otouto

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>>15415008
I feel bad for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415030
They've gotta be the only monster with legitimate hate in them. Like, even the mother of a flat holst who can't lactate wouldn't hate her, she'd feel an overwhelming pity and sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413216
I'm really disappointed in you anon
Miia is literally perfect
besides cooking whats wrong with her? I like to cook myself

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight everyone. May the great boob fairy bless you with wonderful dreams of paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415101
>You'll never fall asleep with your face between her tits and both hands squeezing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415101
I'm more of a fan of just under average size

[Anonymous No.]

So if Yetis like hugging more than anything else, doesn't that mean they deeply sexualize the act?
>you will never have a Yeti friend who can't stop affectionately touching you mid conversation
>she will never get offended and defensive about it when you first met her and got weirded out by it
>she will never deliberately keep her house cold as an excuse to cuddle up to you
>you will never see her glare disapprovingly at warmer clothes you wear to her house
>you will never notice her sometimes tightening her muscles mid hug, shuddering a little and making a deep breathy sigh as she relaxes her grip on you slightly
>you will never be left wondering if she actually managed to have an orgasm from just an affectionate hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415168
That yeti needs to learn no means no when it comes to hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415168
I wonder what would happen if I snuck up behind her one morning and gave her a full embrace from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415179
No means "No, I haven't been hugged in a while."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415118
>have a fuck huge monstergirl with fuck huge tits as a girlfriend
>she rolls over in her sleep
>wakes up to find her lover suffocated under her with a smile on his face and a big erection

Sleeping next to monsters with big boobs is dangerous, anon. Flat chests aren't as exciting but at least you won't die in a humiliating way.

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>>15415168
I like to think all the huggy girls can cum from a tight, warm embrace.
>You'll never terrorize graveyards sneaking up on slow witted zombies and hugging them into an orgasmic pile of goo
>>15415235
>Loosing so readily to tits
Are you a man or an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415235
>Flat chests aren't as exciting
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>reading lanternon's first story
>a conversation with the guy's wight sister implies that monsters use the term "gentlemen" as an insult for prudish men rather than a compliment

That's actually quite an interesting idea. I wonder what other things monstergirls would have such a differing opinion on. I mean, if they existed surely there would be a culture clash beyond "wait, rape is a BAD thing to humans?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415265
I want to be a gentlemen to monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415265
I bet they'd use the word "prude" as a harsh insult or obscenity.
I like how YBA handled monstergirl cussing in Greystorm - whilst our swears are mostly sexual, (and it horrifies them) theirs are all based on failed relationships and infant death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415303
Now you've made me realize that in YBA's world there are probably annoying, preachy monsters making youtube videos where they rant about how disgusting Earth culture is to make words like "fuck" and "cunt" into swears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15413801
for you

[Anonymous No.]

Best way to trigger a monstergirl into anger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415366
cum on her stomach instead of inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415366
"I got a vasectomy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415366
I think a harder thing would be making a monster nervous

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415366
Imply she'd be better off without you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415366
"No thank you, I'm abstinent. Hey, would you be interested in a purity ring? It's basically a promise to never have sex outside of marriage, it's so cool!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415400
What if she says yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415382
Shit you can't make a dragon nervous

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415400
And the next thing anon knew, he was at a Quick-'n'-easy chapel in Vegas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415408
Then you've literally convinced a succubus wear a symbol of chastity of her own free will and you will probably be ordained as a saint by the church for it

>>15415420
Jokes on her, I'd spend our wedding night praying for god to forgive her demonic soul and to find the kindness in his heart to accept her into heaven when we both eventually die. I'd have no time for sex because this would probably take shitloads of prayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415494
>Pure Succubus finally achieving her dream of being an angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415494
I imagine there'd be some monster girls who are, by monster girl standards, enormous degenerates as far as their sexual fetishes go.
There'd be some who get off on the idea of not being able to have sex until marriage. They may even willingly wear chastity belts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415511
I wonder how bullied she would be for staying chaste, I bet it would hurt when a fallen angel joined in

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415512
>There'd be some who get off on the idea of not being able to have sex until marriage.
It's just long-form orgasm denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415366
Where's that picture of that Lilim getting mad at Anon other a checkmate in chess when you need it?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you explain to monsters that checkmate in chess does not involve sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415661
In Wonderland chess it does.

But Wonderland is weird, and the cats are all purple and lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415717
I never want to go to wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415725
It is a silly place.

Where you need a strong will so you don't go mad like everyone living there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415754
If I ignore everything while there am I safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415717
In wonderland everything involves sex.
You play football in wonderland and it's basically just group sex on a field.
You go to the movies and its just couples using the dark room to fuck whilst a Cheshire tries to troll the room by playing the plane scene from the Dark Knight Rises over and over.
You tell a wonderland girl you're abstinent and she'd reply with a muffled "that's interesting" as she sucks your cock.
You try and leave wonderland and it turns out the door leads to a large Jubjub nest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415818
>a large Jubjub nest
I volunteer as tribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415818
I would hate to work in a wonderland theater, I can't imagine how bad their messes would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415818
>You play football in wonderland and it's basically just group sex on a field.
Well you still have to get your "balls" near someone's "goal."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415778
Go ahead, ignore the Mad Hatter's polite conversation as she gives you the most skilled handjob you'll ever have.

Really, Hatters would be the most unsettling monster to marry. They look like regular women but prettier, they seem to be an island of sanity in this crazy place, but then they suddenly start wanking you off as you chat to them and find it odd that you'd have an issue with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415897
At least the Mad Hatter will make tea the morning after.

It wouldn't hurt other Monster Girls to do nice things like that after forcing themselves on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415818
In wonderland you buy a box of cat ass and get a pizza instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415945
But I hate tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415989
Coffee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416000
Better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415945
Dragons cook for you.
>>15415989
>hating tea
You disgust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415818
>You tell a wonderland girl you're abstinent and she'd reply with a muffled "that's interesting" as she sucks your cock.

Cracked me up worse than a JubJub egg falling towards a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414873
Bergele.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415661
>>15415717
I should imagine that MGs in general would just play strip chess.

And that thus checkmate means it's time to mate, as the game is done, and at least one of you is nude.

>>15415956
>Get apartment near location to have known Wonderland activity
>Order a pizza from a joint even closer to the epicenter of madness
>Expect the worst, having heard rumors of cat-asses occupying the space where-in a pizza should be
>Delivery Guy arrives
>Open it
>Pizza
>Well okay, that's good, right?
>Eat your pizza in peace
>But the thought slowly nags at you...
>As time goes by, you're wondering why the cat asses aren't appearing to you
>Are they biding their time?
>Waiting for the perfect moment to strike?
>Become increasingly paranoid about the possible appearance of random cat asses
>Get trolled by Cheshire without her even having to do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416295
That's a clever greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kiki and Shog to learn that they can be friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416313
Of course they can be. They can even be sister-Shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Dragon daughteru played some Spyro the Dragon and now she's running around everywhere and ramming her head into things.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416414
Grab her hair and ram her head onto my dikk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416414
Point her in the direction of some Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416437
Alps love Dragons though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416445
Lets see if they feel that way after having horns rammed into their tallywackers.

[Anonymous No.]

Can any drawfag that's awake, sober, and not in the middle of eating an alley cat from a lack of food do a request of mine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416472
>Alps
>having tallywackers
Off to /d/ with you, futalover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416472
>Letting your daughteru get a face full of alp crotch

B-but that's forbidden love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416475
Why is this demon playing Squids and kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416543
Wants to relax after being gangraped by literally all of hell's monsterboys then impaled by a thick hard sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416625
Works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/sci/8148770
Even foxes love fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416475
What is your request?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416475
I want to unite all world leaders, Rance style!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416697
Loli Hornet from Rance making a sandcastle, which is then stomped on by an angry Kamilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416414
Tell het to find a firefly friend and go around trying to help other dragons and collect gems for her hoard. Don't give your gems to the jews, daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416816
Do you know what a tanuki would do for a gem anon? Lewd things. A lot of lewd things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15416848
Gonna balance a gem on a tanuki's nose and tell her to fight the urge to jew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414003
>Order mages
>immense magical prowess
>soft bodies from lots of studying
Yes, Order Mages...

>>15414024
>>15414106
>>15414165
But I think she'd look better withpurple skin

>>15414349
Hint: this Anon knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414248
>KonoSuba
My fellow fan!

I see a Lich in there. In fact, the very same Lich I just posted about as posing as a certain organization's mage.

And I'll have no poison. I just want pure Darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15414291
I think all the fapping has made you go blind, Anon! There are at least two who do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415956
>>15416295

[Anonymous No.]

>Smells like sushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15417309
Well, you two did want to try some special pre-coital recipes. For one thing, eel is good for stamina! Enjoy your sexy splish splash, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15417309
At least it's not a dolphin.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no slutbunny to drink me dry who is actually secretly my osananajimi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15417405
It could be some more interesting kind of fish.
And mermaids are fine. They give you like...water immunity for marrying them.
That's at least as cool as lava immunity or super finance power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15415205
Her body would heat up more than usual and she would turn into a shaking, comfy mess. Expect long, hug-induced deep sleeps while she hugs you like a daki pillow

[Anonymous No.]

Just dropping by to say I updated the List of Moonrunes to use when browsing sites

http://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT

Anyway, Have a nice day everybody

[Anonymous No.]

>>15417489
>You'll never take steamy lava bath with you fire based waifu

[OR No.]

>>15417558
noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15417678
Only now I realize that I forgot I wasn't in a drawthread, fug.

[Anonymous No.]

Quiet afternoon, can it be Oomukade time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15417844
No creepy crawlers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15417844
I hate ugly bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15417863
>>15417878
I'm sure you could come around to liking them with a little help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15417910
No. Most bugs are nasty, especially flying ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15417910
I'd still hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15418039
I'd love to sit her in my lap and play with her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15417863
>>15417878
Talk shit, get bit

[Anonymous No.]

Super sexy tinny tiger!

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>>15418075
That's against the law.

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>>15418089
Minichuffs are for non-lewd cuddling and the stroking of her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

My fellow anons, pick a few monster girls for a harem from any monster girl fiction.
Tio and rachnera from monster musume,
Alice for the snake cuddles
what else....

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>>15418075
I'll never lose to insects, not even aphrodisiacs will change my mind!

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I'm gonna get fucking jacked just so I can carry my Wurm wife down the aisle on our wedding day!

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>>15415372
Some monsters prefer to be drenched in cum.

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>>15418163
An excellent dream.
Shine on you crazy diamond.

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>>15414036
Thanks for reminding me Tommy the Veteran will never be finished

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>>15418163
How heavy are the monsters from the dragon family? Can imagine trying to carry a vanilla while she has the same weight as her dragon form?

I'll need more raging mushrooms for this.

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>>15418183
I imagine that the bigger dragons are pretty heavy.
Wanna tease a ryu about her weight.
Gonna tease a ryu about her weight.

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>>15418107
Hime and Makabe from Youkai Shoujo
Lilith and Lala from EMG
Kurumi from Gakkou Gurashi
Vamirio, Rococo, and Asuty from Helck
Madaraki Fran
Ika from Shinryaku! Ika Musume and Ika from Oddman 11
Elena and Beluna from Voynich Hotel
Does Earth-chan count?

Also Gokicha as daughteru.

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>>15418107
Mutio from Blue Submarine No. 6
Aisha Clan-Clan from Outlaw Star (for the obligatory catgirl)

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>>15416295
Reminds me of one of /tg/'s old characters. Oinkbane the wereboar assassin. Master of psychological warfare and his signature strategy of repeatably sending the target bacon pizzas to drive them insane.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22021634/

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>>15418188
I was thinking about fat Ryu while posting that.
Goddamn I love to bully her.

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>>15418107
Shinbou from the Monogatari series, 2hu's Momiji, Kurumi from Date A Live, Albedo from overlord and Miia from EMG.

Although I've got a feeling that harem would end up killing me either accidentally or through yandere tendencies pretty fast.

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>>15418218
Exactly!
You'd get to grope her body beneath her robes while she wiggles and whines at you touching her.

Much pouting would follow that would only be stopped by a nice dinner and some cake.

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>>15418218
>Try to call a wurm heavy and fat
>"Of course I'm heavy! Someone told me that love is heavy stuff and I'm stuffed full of love for you!"

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>>15418223
>overlord
Oh yeah I forgot Entoma for>>15418196

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>>15418243
Fat wurm is cuddliest wurm, although her pie rations would be astronomical.

[Anonymous No.]

neat

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>>15418237
Gonna poke her belly and make fun of the fact the she is a CC, while being awfully close to her reverse scale.

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>>15418089
I want to rub my dick on her flat chest and cum into her suit!

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>>15418281
Would there be giggling heibis watching?

Would she beg you not to touch her secret place?
You gonna nibble those ear fins till she's spent?

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>>15418273
I didn't notice the baby Anubis there.

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>>15418287
Gonna softly circle around her scale using the tip of my finger, whisper sweet things into her ear and give her little nimbles and with the other hand I'll massage her shoulders, sometimes going a little lower than I'm supposed to.
Let's see how much this fat, lonely CC Ryu can take.

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>>15418183
If anything, the vanilla form would be denser given the size difference.

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>>15413480
Everybody knows the best Cursed Sword waifu is Black Knight Sword

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>>15418309
Indeed.
She may have enough to keep her claws off you although she may have a few orgasms along the way while her servants giggle.

OR she's going to Wrap you up and cause awkward sex to ensue as she tries to do what her books say.

[Anonymous No.]

Kejourou are love

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>>15418312
Dense mayadere dragon that doesn't pick up my flirting techniques and is only interested in making the whole world her hoard!

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>>15418323
I'm a slippery snake. I doubt that big, soft body is going to be fast enough to catch me, and I'm going to tease her so much when she fail. Gonna say things like "Oh my, what kind of things would you do if you managed to catch me?" followed by a smug smile and me running away, ready to return on the next day.

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>>15418347
But then she's going to be depressed and eat cake!
Why would you mess with her like that?

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>>15418351
So I could come back and steal her fork, just so I can use it and leave her with the choice of ignoring the cake or giving me an indirect kiss.

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>Powerful were-monsters like Dragons and Dire Wolves able to switch into their full animal forms as combat modes
>TFW you get used like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant by a Dire Bear and she nurses you back to health under threat of another mauling

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>>15418362
Cue stammering and stuttering as she begs you to give it back

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>>15418365
That sounds kinda cute.

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>>15418367
Looks like she really wants to get an indirect kiss. Maybe I should her a real one instead?
Fuck, I want to tease one so hard. I want her to masturbate thinking about me doing lewd things with her.

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>>15418384
I feel like a fucking Cheshire now fuck

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>>15418384
A direct kiss would be best for maximum bullying.

As for the masturbation, wouldn't you rather watch her from the window, seeing her soft body in the nude as she gasps your name.
Only for you to give a grin worthy of a cheshire and make a noise so she can see you, her eyes undoubtedly going wide in panic?

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What would you do if you saw two loli mindflayers arguing over who gets to pull the little red wagon their squid onii-chan is sitting in?

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>>15418409
Squish both of them and then run away

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>>15418409
Tell them to take turns.

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>>15418409
Ask why they can’t both pull the wagon.

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>>15416802
>No response
Oh well, not like those folks in the ASG need new content.
i-it's not like my birthday is tomorrow or anything...

I expected nothing either way. Have some knife eared, backstabbing mage in a hood and a pleasant Father's day tomorrow.

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>>15418397
The next day I would look at her with the most smug face I could do and get really close, so close that she could feel my breathing, then I would say that there was something in her face and back away only to leave that horny, panting mass daydreaming about the things that almost happened. Even if she wanted to avoid me due to embarrassment I would just find her again and ask why is she running since it's not like I saw or heard anything.

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>>15418334
No,no, dense like star core, not dense like a harem protagonist.

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>>15418397
No, you walk in on her while this is going on and just sit her down as you chat with her. Help her relax and make her comfortable, by tell her that you think she's beautiful and has a lovely yet adorable personality to match. Then as she embraces you in her coils as you both hug each other tight and you both explain the reasons you love one another. This of course leads to an awkward but passionate session of love making where you both show your love for each other, ending with you both falling asleep in one another's arms and with her coils holding you close to her soft warm body. This is how you properly ask out and love a soft, chubby Ryu who's insecure without the need for silly teasing and bullying.

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>>15418420
Because the handle is too small and their onii-chan spends all of his wagon-modification budget on spinning rims and underside lights.

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>>15418409
Pull the wagon while they ride on me.
Only polite thing to do.

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>>15418424
Caster a cute!

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>>15418431
What are you talking about? Ryus are for teasing so much that she is forced to press her own reverse scale in order to release all the frustration you have been building up.

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>>15418427
Be careful Anon.
Try that again and she may wrap you up and use her weight to pin you.

>>15418431
Sounds good

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>>15418445
But that's not caster, that's mysterious heroine X!

Although she looks a bit different in this puc

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>>15418418
They were taking turns, but the one left to go get ice cream for herself and now they're arguing whether sitting alone with onii-chan counts towards to turn because it's not technically pulling the wagon.

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>>15418455
Maybe she can finally use her weight for something.
Like I said above, let's see if she presses her own scale, otherwise I don't think she can catch up.

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>>15418453
>>15418455
Thanks, also no Ryu are for loving and forming a strong relationship that's based on shared likes/ strong romantic chemistry. Plus her soft body and friendly personality make it so cuddling/ sleeping together are all the more comfortable and help further improve the relationship bonds you already have.

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>>15418469
I don't think it does. Maybe I can give the other one money for ice cream so it's fair

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>>15418477
Ryus are perfect for everything, really. I just like to bully because I don't know.

Too bad I have a Waifu already

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>>15418485
The other one feeds exclusively on her onii-chan's semen, while the one with the ice cream claims you aren't a proper little sister unless you eat sweets.

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>>15418472
Well if you keep that up she may never let go once she gets you.

She'll just keep you wrapped up as her personal cuddle pillow.


>>15418477
Yep, she'd be a big, soft cuddle bug

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>>15418497
I'm taking the other sisters side. What kind of little girl doesn't like ice cream?

[Anonymous No.]

Fat dragon species girls are the best to bully. And such easy targets for a small scrawny person like me to go after such a powerful high ranking monster girl over their weight!

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>>15418530
They aren't that easy.

They're still strong, even if their maneuverability dropped, and many still have that pride of theirs that they'll use to pin you down.

Bribing with sweets would be your best option.

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>>15418492
>>15418510
Well to each their own I suppose, for me bullying and teasing monster girls isn't my style. Indeed a big soft cuddle bug Ryu sounds like a win in my book and especially combine with her sweet personality, a boyfriend in her book. We shall snuggle together at night and when it gets cold, I can just have her wrap me in her warm loving coils as we watch shows and play video games together, maybe even have her give me a wonderful scalp massage to help us both relax even further. In return, I can give her my own massage and also watch as she blushes in happiness form how good it feels.

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>>15418552
Oh please, they couldn't be that tough. I don't need to bribe them, even if I did get stuck I doubt she could keep me by her side forever!

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>>15418564
You underestimate the greed of dragons.
Some would wrap you up and use you as a pillow and other's would make you into a makeshift thrown.

Yet more would turn you into their husband because, lets face it, girls their size don't get a lot of options so it's better to get one now rather then waking up a lifeless zombie to try and find the love she never got in life.

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>>15418515
She doesn't dislike it, it's just that Sabbath scientists have not yet figured out how to create ice cream entirely out of semen.

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>>15418579
I don't want to be a consolation prize! I'll find a true love that's been looking for me!

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>>15418593
Too bad!
Time to make daughterus and make your wife dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>15418579
Even if a fat dragon girl forces me to marry her she couldn't make me fall in love with her. Even if she can be really romantic charming and suave at times!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15418590
That's just gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>15418622
What's wrong with you anon, you don't like cummies-flavored ice cream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15418608
I refuse to accept anything less then everlasting true love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15418628
No.

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>>15418639
Freak.

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>>15418611
Oh yeah?
Well, just wait until she breaks out that fancy dress she picked up a decade ago!
It'll win your heart over for sure!

>>15418630
Foolish human!
She's actually quite nice when you get to know her.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna bully Alleured! She's such a dork with that weird outfit she wears!

I'll take her out for milkshakes!

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Who do you favor more:
The mindflayer loli who wants to pleasure as many of her big brother's tentacles as possible, and loves the sensation being covered in their sticky stuff.
or
The mindflayer loli who only takes three tentacles at once, but manages to not spill a single drop when they burst inside her.

And would you surrender your humanity and become a tentacle monster in exchange for a harem of loli mindflayers?

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>>15418755
Probobly the first one.

>And would you surrender your humanity and become a tentacle monster in exchange for a harem of loli mindflayers?
Yes. Without a question.

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>>15418755
The first, and I'd rather have an ara ara mindflayer.

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>>15418755
Fuck off

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>>15418552
Bribing with sweets? You mean like asking if she wants some and eating it when she accepts, or maybe putting it in my mouth and say "Here you go."?

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>>15418755
Why are you trying to push this monsterboy TF shit so hard?

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>>15418812
You don't like cute mindflayer lolis mister?