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What ARE birds?

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>> No.15431860

x is best girl

>> No.15431863

x a shit.

>> No.15431879

I love mindflayers

>> No.15431885

What is going on with those feet?

>> No.15431890

[x] caress the bird feet

>> No.15431892

What's with all the OPs as of late featuring images never posted in threads before and have no relation to MGE?

And I know someones gonna say these threads don't entirely revolve around MGE, and while that's true, it's still our main source. And it's odd that all the OPs of late don't involve it and instead random images from a Booru of Pixiv.

>> No.15431903

Those aren't bird feet, unless a good portion of it was amputated due to bumblefoot or something.

>> No.15431904

Why are new images bad, and how is a harpy not related to monster girls?

>> No.15431911

hey look we got us an ornithologist over here

>> No.15431920
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I'll just follow tradition and post a dragon before going to bed. Have a nice discussion!

>> No.15431925


The answer shouldn't be difficult, I don't think alps are that shy about their love for sweet things or for sucking on them.

>> No.15431928

An entire page to go for the old thread, well played OP.

>> No.15431930

No excuse for bad anatomy.

>> No.15431937

Because they're images that have never been posted before, and quite frankly just aren't interesting. And I miss our MGE OP images and when they'd be new images from the thread. Also
>That anatomy

>and how is a harpy not related to monster girls?
>He doesn't even know what MGE stands for
I'm going to wager you're OP. Aren't you? This has happened several times before. Why are you doing this to us?

>> No.15431941

>I hate new things and only want to see old things!

>> No.15431950

Not everything in these threads are MGE, you should know that by now.

>Because they're images that have never been posted before
So you'd rather see the same old things on repeat instead of new art? Strange opinions.

>> No.15431955

Dumb question.

What was the newest thing we got from MGE? Can't seem to recall anything since the updated Golem...

>> No.15431957

If you're not a fan of new images, just go to the archives and pretend you're in the thread.

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Oops, it slipped!

>> No.15431966

Not him but we have plenty of newish art that isn't shit.

>> No.15431967

>Not everything in these threads are MGE, you should know that by now.
I literally said that two posts ago. Way to shift the topic though.

>So you'd rather see the same old things on repeat instead of new art?
I just find it quite strange that this has been happening for a while and it tends to happen in threads that are posted prematurely. It's almost as if a single person is doing this while the other thread like just now disappears.

But hey, maybe it's just a pure coincidence.

You mean fan art, sketches, latenight drawings? You know, the kind of stuff that'd usually be in the OP.

I'd rather images that were actually noteworthy or relevant. Literally no one here is going to think a bad anatomy loli harpy is a good picture. And literally no one will ever post it in this entire board ever again. It'll be forgotten harder then Jinn of the Jar.

>> No.15431970

This is some messed up bird talon anatomy on an otherwise excellent drawing, goddammit.

>> No.15431971

Why don't you stop before this turns into a shitflinging contest?

>> No.15431973 [DELETED] 

Plus OP's are traditionally new art generated in the last thread. So there were several to pick from. But of course OP doesn't have any of those because he's not really a normal thread guy. He's just the janitor.

He's right though. It's just the janitor pulling the same shit he's pulling the last couple months.

>> No.15431975 [DELETED] 

I can't help but feel it's the same cuck posting threads early every time.

>> No.15431978

I want a world where the Sabbath betrays the demon lord.

>> No.15431979
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I just want the OPs to return back to the way they used to be.

>> No.15431980

Geez, she would have better concentration if their were no bats flying around.

>> No.15431981

Not an excuse for bad anatomy, are you a dA hugger?

>> No.15431983

Why would they do that though?
And I want to be able to eat pancakes with strawberry jam on them every morning for breakfast without getting fat but that's not going to happen now is it?
I'd end up fat as a Grapesnake.

>> No.15431986

But the children of the night make such music! And they're fluffy and they purr when you pet them.

>> No.15431990

Hey, fat grape snakes are soft, cuddly girls that only want you to be their husband.

>> No.15431991
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>fat as a Grapesnake
Rude. There's always a chance of thunderstorms when going out so of course she's a potato couch.

>> No.15431992

It's the same shit as every other OP, just a harpy for the first time in months.

>> No.15431995

But they get in the way and they make such a mess.

>> No.15431997

Leslie Nielsen please.

>> No.15432000

Because the Sabbath has its own ambition and doesn't just want to see the world devolve into madness.

>> No.15432003

You know, I think it's less the species and more the color.

It seems that girls who are purple in color tend to gain weight at an alarming rate without exercise.

>> No.15432005

Okay, write it.
Does this include purple Slimes?

>> No.15432006

Chubby emo kids.

>> No.15432010
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NEET Snakes!

>> No.15432013

I imagine it would, although they'd 'look' soft more than actually be soft.

It'd be excess slime retention before they can split off another slime girl.

Perhaps, although I don't think that either wocks or apophi are emo.

>> No.15432015

>that poster on the wall
Is that a bishie fanart version of Usopp?

>> No.15432018

Probably not, but it would still be funny.

Just imagine an emo purple slime >>15432005

>> No.15432022

>All is suffering and darkness....
>"Oh honey, you're just saying that because you can't get a boyfriend."

>> No.15432032
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>"What are you looking at, twerp?"

>> No.15432035

>doesn't just want to see the world devolve into madness.
It's only other ambition is to make all men pedophiles.

>> No.15432036

>"chubby" dark slime who acts emo because she can't get a boyfriend.

I need to wonder if she'd be a more reserved girl if I became her boyfriend or if she'd be surprisingly genki.
I'd be her significant other either way.

>> No.15432039

Her unnatural looking buttcheeks.

>> No.15432040

That's it, I'm adding her into my story.

>> No.15432042

What is it and what makes it monster. The tail doesn't count, because it's obviously a part of the clothing and isn't actually attached to it.

>> No.15432064
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>> No.15432066

Clearly a changeling thats lost the ability to retain proper human anatomy.

>> No.15432067

Don't look so nervous dear.

>> No.15432069
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Raising a Slime is no easy task.

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I need this in my life.

>> No.15432071

What next? Does the Slime get bigger?

>> No.15432077


>> No.15432081

>Made by Vanadis

Christmas comes early this year. Well, at least for those of us who can into moonrunes, since no translator group has ever done their monstergirl VNs.

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I think slime art has my highest ratio of H to non-h.

>> No.15432088

>Online authentication on first start will be required by PlayDRM
Well fuck me then.

At least there's a demo or something on dlsite. http://www.dlsite.com/pro/announce/=/product_id/VJ010218.html

>> No.15432095

>What ARE birds?
We just don't know.

>> No.15432097

They could be an alien species that flew to us through the aether.

>> No.15432100

Any one else reading Shiiton gakuen?

>> No.15432101

Aliens aren't allowed in these threads. The thread police say so.

>> No.15432102
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Fuck da police!

>> No.15432103

I've always the Succubi held a monopoly on lewd images.

>> No.15432110
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When you stick your dick inside a Baphomet, it feels like it gets sent to another dimension. It becomes a vessel submerged in an endless ocean of slippery fleshy bristles. Even when it looks like it has gone in all the way on the outside, the you on the other side somehow continues diving deeper. Every second, it feels like you become harder, expand more, and accelerate your descent. The stimulation is enough to make the entire body jerk uncontrollably. Pulling out shocks you with the sensation of running past every inch of territory you had dove past. Then thrusting back in returns you to your previous depth in an instant, with all the pleasure of before hitting you at once. If a man could recall every step they took in their entire lives, it would not match the distance it feels like they cross inside a Baphomet's vagina.

>> No.15432112

Baphomet come on, don't oversell yourself.

>> No.15432113

That seems like too much stimulation, I think I'll find a nice non-baphomet to put my dick into.

>> No.15432116

I want a chubby baphomet imotou to spoil with treats and cuddling after she spends a hard day running the local Sabbath branch.

>> No.15432118

>slippery fleshy bristles
I hope you don't writefag. Everything else was good though. Especially the bit at the end.

>> No.15432130

>this one bit is bad but everything else is good
>never writefag!

>> No.15432138

>Taking insults seriously in this place, when they're so obviously meant in jest

I hate using the term "banter", but that really is the best word I can think of right now to describe the post. Are you unable to handle the, as the kids say, "bants"?

>> No.15432144

>No big busty ara ara bapho to fuck into pandemonium and get kicked out for being too lewd.
GOAT goat

>> No.15432145

>obviously meant in jest
I see nothing that would imply it. Also it wasn't directed at me so there's nothing for me to handle. I'm just annoyed at how people just fling shit at people who try to give us content of some kind.

>> No.15432147

It is indeed a lot of stimulation but the unique appeal of baphpussy is the feeling of being able to go deeper infinitely. Also, couldn't think of how to write in the detail of how baphpussy never lets semen leak out.

I have written one short(sub 5k words) thing before, but it was for a different fetish and it didn't involve any intercourse.

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>> No.15432155

Maybe the otherwise hostile environment of these threads is what made you think it was meant in earnest. It wasn't.
The "Everything else was good though" should obviously imply that it was, well, good.

>> No.15432162

All it implied was that you had impossible standards, but if you didn't mean it then you didn't mean it.
Radalicious, dude! Cowabunga!

>> No.15432169

>"Everything else was good though"
>impossible standards

If you say so, Mister I-Come-From-The-Bizarro-World.

>> No.15432171

>He doesn't know about the Thousand Worm Vagina (ミミズ千匹)


>> No.15432175

Dude, don't be a douchebag. What I got from that post was this:
>everything else but this one thing is good, but because this one thing isn't good you shouldn't write
Hence the "impossible standards". And you already made it clear it was just a funny little joke, so there's no reason to keep this up.

>> No.15432178

Golly! My turgid tally-wacker is aquiver!

>> No.15432179

I actually already did know about that. Type those runes into Pixiv. You'll get some pictures which are just vaginas, but some other pictures where the vaginas literally have loads of tiny little wormlike tentacles growing out of them. Funny stuff.

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Ouch, no need for the namecalling, my dude. Take it easy, okay? Lighten up some.

>> No.15432188

Hark! What art that sensation that from yonder tallywhacker to mine rear erupts? Verily it impels mine loins into locomotion of their own accord! Surf''s up, dude!

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If an Alp calls me 'Daddy-o' I'm going to start feeling weird.

>> No.15432192

Gonna pump that fat rump right there, alp or succubus.

>> No.15432195

How exquisitely radical my compère! Forsooth, thine meatflaps do envelop me readily! Oh how pristine is the sensation of that which quivers in the soil! Let one less of eleven hang!

>> No.15432206

You know there's being a good imitator of someone's style and then there's being a suspiciously good imitator of someone's style.

>> No.15432207

How would loli mindflayers work? They're too small to carry around their squids.

>> No.15432212

They'd get carried around by their Scylla buddies.

>> No.15432215

Squidification is entirely voluntary. There wouldn't be that many furries out there, so most flayer husbands would remain human.

>> No.15432216

Anon, I doubt they'd have squids yet.

I mean, you do understand what the squids are right?

>> No.15432218

Why do you keep bringing this shit up?

>> No.15432219

When they turn their husband into a squid, they cuddle him like a teddy bear who's just as big as they are.

>> No.15432221

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to treat your familiar properly.
Ear scritching and cuddling is recommended.

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>> No.15432224

I swear these alps talk like this because they know I'm gonna shove my cock down their throat to shut them up.

>> No.15432225

>Squidification is entirely voluntary.
No it's not. It comes with the package whether you like it or not. You can just change back to a humanoid for awhile if you want in the same way a dragon can go full beast dragon for awhile if she wants.

>> No.15432227

>Transform into an entity that is not in any way furry or anthropomorphic, to interact with a being that is not a furry either


>> No.15432228

Source your shit.

>> No.15432232

KC Q&A. Same sort of process that lets a sandworm go lamia mode for awhile if she's got enough mamanobama. Squid is your default mode. Biped is your alt mode.

>> No.15432234

>Transforming into an animal
>Not furry


>> No.15432237

It's an evolutionary arms race.

>> No.15432240

more otherkin than furry

>> No.15432242

>Squid is your default mode. Biped is your alt mode.
I like Mindflayers but fuck that noise.
The anon that's also pushing the Mindflayer squidification thing >>15432207
out of nowhere is also a tad suspicious.

>> No.15432243

They're so cute.

>> No.15432244

What happens to Vampires that are thrown out of their family

>> No.15432247

Skid row. They might be reduced to feeding off of Junko and her ilk.

>> No.15432249

I'd read it. Alps bullybaiting Anon into losing his cool, just to satisfy their perverted fantasies of being put in their place.
Truly the purest form of love.
Flesh tunnel

>> No.15432250

They'd probably get into tickle-fights with you, and promptly lose to all those tentacles on her tummy, and under her armpits, and so on. Being a squid as big as her would also mean you'd be able to give the best hugs.

>> No.15432252

They get taken in by a filthy commoner

>> No.15432253

Asuming that they don't try to crush her and publically denounce her so the the village mob runs her out of town, she probably goes of to sulk in a tiny cottage deep in the woods. Probably just spends most of her time sleeping in her coffin from shame.

>> No.15432254

But can't I do that as a human?

>> No.15432256

They get adopted by a cute boy who helps them become humble and normal cuties

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They establish a new home and adopt a boy to raise as their husband.

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Sometimes, I just wish I could learn hypnosis. I'd use it to surprise my anubis waifu and send her into a trance, with a video recorder set up in our bedroom where I'd massage all the stresses of her body away, more effectively than ever before. I'd whisper into her ear from behind, guiding her to sink deeper and deeper into relaxation while I give her body and mind the greatest calming, tension-melting pleasure of a lifetime.
Maybe I'd even mix some ASMR into it too, just so that I can increase the intensity of the trance on her by making her feel all those delightful tingling and shivering sensations. It'd be a delight to give her the time of her life, letting her unwind physically and mentally, seeing her smile with slightly unfocused eyes.
Then, I'd give her one last command, to fall asleep for a full night's rest, and awaken from the trance as she wakes up.

Then, when she's aware again, I'd smile and hint that I did lewd and embarrassing things to her whenever she demands to know what I did while she was under. I'd let the uncertainty of it keep her guessing, and use it to tease her every so often.
Then, months later, I'd show her the video of what I did to her during her hypnotised session, just to see her reaction.

>> No.15432263

>Otherkin aren't furry
"The husband's squid transformation is reversible, and he can return to being human or change into a squid whenever he likes."
Right but the way you word it makes it seem like you can't just remain a man indefinitely.

But no I'm going over his notes, he mentions that its possible to trick some one's waifu into thinking that some one other than their husband is their partner, via drugs/brainwashing/magic/etc, but that it all wears off the instant a man who isn't her actual husband lays a hand on her and she flips out. He then mentions that in the case of a mindflayer doing that, "it seems it would only be used to erase the husband's anxiety. Supposing it did happen, it would be like, “Hey, even if I have to go this far, I will reach you!”"

This my be poorly translated or it's just going over my head but exactly what kind of sentiment is being expressed when he says “Hey, even if I have to go this far, I will reach you!”?

>> No.15432264

They start mooching off of some shut-in with glasses.

>> No.15432265

>loli mindflayer pulling around her squid onii-chan in a little red wagon
>the wagon has underside lights, surround sound, hydraulics, and spinning rims

>> No.15432267

I like the way you think. Write about this.

>> No.15432268

>>Otherkin aren't furry
It's more of a venn diagram when talking about the two with much in the middle

>> No.15432273

I still want to adopt a Shoggoth and Kikimora and raise them as twins

>> No.15432275

I'm not really here to discuss inter-sectional furfaggotry, so let stop here.

>> No.15432276
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Are we really forcing the squid MB bullshit? Get your shit together faggots.

>> No.15432277

Well, yeah. It's just another way of doing it. With more limbs and mutual squishiness. Plus you'd be able to breath underwater and swim with her without limits.


>> No.15432283

>chapter 4 never
I wanna see what happens go fucking damit
>Are we really forcing the squid MB bullshit?
You aren't really forcing something if its canon.

>> No.15432284

Aight, either way squid bullshit is stupd

>> No.15432285

>You aren't really forcing something if its canon.
By that logic the siths are fair game.

>> No.15432286

I want to help the Lich next door develop her Orgasm Ray, then steal it and become Orgazmo in Monster Girl City!

>> No.15432290

I like Dhampirs

>> No.15432291

They entirely are if furries were allowed outside of /b/ and /trash/ They aren't so... Win win really. This thread allows for cherrypicking the good from the shit, because it isn't the /mge/ thread it's the /mg/thread. Not all of MGE is necessarily thread related, so you shunt the furries over to /b/.

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You like your Monster Girls dominant and in charge, right?

>> No.15432311

I do and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

>> No.15432312

Nah I like little sister wock that tries to be dom but fails

>> No.15432314


>> No.15432317

After seeing that stage demo and the trailers for South Park: The Fractured But Whole for the umpteenth time, I've decided we need Loen to do Monster Girl children dressed up as superheroes.

>> No.15432318
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Switch, honestly.

>> No.15432319

Of course.

>> No.15432323

Maybe I will. I'm a big fan of hypnosis, but mainly only when it's done consensually, romantically, or with kind intentions for the one being put under.

Although I can't promise that I wouldn't sneakily put her under with a hypnotic trigger phrase or accessory, just to have some fun bringing her to orgasm for a few minutes. Maybe even in public too. Maybe even keep her aware while guiding her to climax with my voice alone for extra blushing.

Either way, maybe I'll make it my next little writing project.

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>> No.15432325

So who are you and when can I expect this?

>> No.15432327
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15432342

I'm an anubisfag who's criminally slow at writing.
I'll see if I can get around to it and have it finished within maybe two weeks. If I do write it, that is. I still haven't thought up an initial premise or setting, or character for the anubis.

>> No.15432355

Its morning and I just got some apples
today will be a good day for writing about dragons

>> No.15432357

Do Dragons eat apples?

Maybe roasting them slowly before eating them.

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>Not writing about bullying succubi with apples

>> No.15432367 [DELETED] 

Don't make me hungry for roasted apples anon. I need to conserve my money and the thought of cooking apples is tempting me. granted if ha dragon was with me I'd say fuck it a and cook it so she can have some.

>> No.15432370

Hmm. You wouldn't happen to enjoy Dragons and Nightmares too, would you?

>> No.15432371

Don't make me hungry for roasted apples anon. I need to conserve my money and the thought of cooking apples is tempting me. granted if a dragon was with me I'd say fuck it and cook it so she can have some.

>> No.15432375

Wish I was writing about Dragons. Don't really have anything left to say about them though.

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y'all are niggers

>> No.15432386

I'm a Snow Nigger!

>> No.15432387

Hey, fuck you buddy!

>> No.15432392

Please draw cute lolis dressed up as superheroes kittydrawer whose name I don't remember anymore!

>> No.15432393

She looks like a junkie version of that wolf girl from Shiiton Gakuen

>> No.15432394

I'm not Anonlich, I'm the other guy.
Wrote Lego Anubis, a cuddly husky-girl thing, a slimegirl story that will offend biologists, a short smut piece about yeti handjobs, lich ASMR, and loli anubis cumflation.
I have one or two other things in the works, at varying stages of "Should've been finished several months ago".

>> No.15432396

I see. Still don't have your name though.

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HORSE cutie

No towel version http://i.imgur.com/IEAPUYz.jpg

Hope y'all are having a nice night o/

>> No.15432403

I was called "Trachyon", but I thought that name was dumb, so I chose "Headsharts" instead.

>> No.15432404

You are on a roll snib, good job

>> No.15432406

Don't know if that's any less dumb but thanking ya kindly.

>> No.15432412

I want to date a Dullahan twin that has to share the body with her sister's head

>> No.15432413

I know there's a picture of this.

>> No.15432419

What happens if her sister brings a date?
And the sister's date is going really well?
And the sister's date suggests they go back to his place for coffee?

>> No.15432422

Let the body decide who she want's to go with

>> No.15432424

which slime is softest

>> No.15432425

"Trachyon" is a modification of "tachyon", a hypothetical particle which is said to travel faster than the speed of light. My writefaggotry is the opposite of fast, but a lot of the ideas I've come up with are purely hypothetical.

A shart, by comparison, is often excessively forced, an unwelcome and unpleasant surprise, a target of laughter, extremely infrequent, and makes you feel funny in your pants. I can jokingly say that all of those things apply to me as a writefag. So my stories are "sharts that come from the head", so to speak.

It is the deepest lore.
Plus I was watching Ricesnot remaster a song purely with shart noises at the time I changed it.

>> No.15432427

The body decides . maybe some transformation magic changes the body based on the current head so not fucking the other sis because they aren't that body so no feeling

>> No.15432429
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>> No.15432430

>Thinking about what you name yourself
I just picked a name I picked for a character I used to play years ago, and that character was named on a whim too.

>> No.15432433

I named myself after the creature I was writing about.

>> No.15432434

I want to snuggle up with nerdhound while we each read a good book.

>> No.15432440

Don't worry, there wasn't much thought put into it. Just,

>I want to change my current username
>Oh hey this shart thing is pretty funny
>I'll be shart something
>Hmm, I write stories, from ideas, from my head
>So I'll be headsharts
>Yeah, then I'll make up more silly reasons to make it seem like it suits me

Actually thinking of names for characters in a story takes way more time and thought.

>> No.15432443

What a foul-mannered little cat.

Do you kiss your father with that mouth?

>> No.15432460

How else?

>> No.15432468
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>You will never marry a modest, motherly peasant girl

>> No.15432472

I want to hug a monoeye

>> No.15432473

>accidentally accessing the Google docs file while logged into your Google account

>> No.15432478

What did you do anon, what did you do?

>> No.15432483

You do realize that no one is actively sitting there combing through the user list, right?

>> No.15432484
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Oh I'm sure SOMEONE is.

>> No.15432485

It was mostly the worry of accidentally clicking something that would share it with anyone who has ever been in email contact with me.

>> No.15432488

>being this paranoid
>being this ashamed of your interests
I cannot begin to imagine how miserable your life must be.

>> No.15432489

While I applaud your paranoia, it's just a gdocs sheet. No macros of the sort to be had.

>> No.15432491

I have paladin anti virus

>> No.15432492
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>> No.15432494

>paladin anti virus
>not Valkyrie Security
You're as good as fucked already.
She looks like she's got something to hide.

>> No.15432498

I want to ask Nerdhound out on a date!

Is it her surprisingly large breasts hidden beneath a shirt that's too tight?

>> No.15432499

The dragons are going to war.
are you with them or against them?

>> No.15432502

Depends. Why are they going to war? Is it because someone stole their hoard?

>> No.15432504

With them, but not on the front lines. I'll just stay at home and clear space for the loot.

>> No.15432505

I'm neutral.

>> No.15432506

>She looks like she's got something to hide.
Her crush on you, even if her sisters are telling her to just rape you

>> No.15432507

>Have to learn a new name to call senpai by
Well okay.

>> No.15432508

>You're as good as fucked already.
If I upgrade to Paladin-chan edition how am I

>> No.15432511

I saw this on Twitter.
I thought it merited sharing.

You guys like cute orcs, yeah?

>> No.15432512

It's a trap, there's no such edition.

>> No.15432513

Is that why she has Demon wings on my desktop

>> No.15432514

I'm okay with that.
Everything you fap to is known to her.

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>> No.15432517

That's kinda cute, every day when she gets home her mom or older sis asks if she's raped anon yet

>> No.15432519

>more headsharts stuff incoming

oh boy I'm already hard

>> No.15432524
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>Wan-wan bullying manga

Literally made for me.

>> No.15432526

that is way too lewd, get that collar off her

>> No.15432527

She looks pretty happy.

>> No.15432528

What about a Hellhound who does her best to be a studious, well mannered girl who defies stereotypes, only to be even more extreme than the profile suggests behind closed doors?

>> No.15432532

I'm with the third party of necromancers, liches and wights who will comb the battlefield once the battles are over and raise minions for their undead dragonflight.

>> No.15432534

She's too stupid to realize she's being bullied.

>> No.15432535

Don't you know? Man domesticated the wolf. With selective breeding, if you get what I mean.

>> No.15432538
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Check the next page.
Honestly, he takes it a little far.

>> No.15432546
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Anonlich, you can call me whatever you want.

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>> No.15432550

This fucking guy.

>> No.15432557

What an asshole. I'm interested in this now. I hope there's a reason for his animal hate though.

>> No.15432559

When he was a kid, he tried to save the wolf from bullying at the hands of some bears and got his ass handed to him for his trouble, so he said fuck animals.

>> No.15432564

Murenase! Shiiton Gakuen

>> No.15432572
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Lanka is so small, cute, and dumb. I need to breed her.

>> No.15432575

How much of her wetness do you think he could smell at that point?

Also I like the fact that the heroine is a wolf. As a human who dislikes animals, it's fitting that the first he opens up to is among the first we took for hunting and domestic partners.

>> No.15432583

look at her tail go: she's fanning her pheromones directly into his face.

>> No.15432585

Well that's very nice of you to sa-...I'm not sure what I question more.

The wasp in the bra, or the mermaid in clown make-up.

>> No.15432588

>Not protecting her and taking her into the mountains, and training her until she is big and powerful enough to start a pack off her own might

>> No.15432610
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Sup, fags. KanColle thread here. This ship looks messed up, does it belong to you? You guys can have it.

>> No.15432611

>Guiding the diarrhea into the basket with her hand
I wouldn't have the stomach for it.

>> No.15432612

Well alrighty then.

>> No.15432613

Are you sure she's a boat? That tail looks like it would get waterlogged easily.

>> No.15432616
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I wanna domesticate a wolf.

>> No.15432618

You're pretty deranged to see a fluffy 'nooki tail like that, Anon.

>> No.15432623
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She hurls the necromantic fury of the dark wisdoms at me!

>> No.15432630
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I sense dire perils! Frightful abysses of forgotten fears and chasms of primordial horrors gape wide to destroy our world!

>> No.15432645

>Implying all the best shit doesn't come from abysses of forgotten fears
My Shog waifu wants a word.

>> No.15432647

They were forgotten for a reason.

>> No.15432649

Yeah, they were such good servants that their masters grew too lazy to exist.

>> No.15432651

Where is this chapter being hosted?

>> No.15432657

The only frightful abysses and chasms of horror a Tanuki will take you to are crippling debt and wage slavery.
They won't destroy the world, just the one you know.

>> No.15432658

>Albedo Nendoroids up for Pre-Order
So goddamn adorable. Can't wait for January.

>> No.15432659

I'm pretty sure there was a rebellion involved in there somewhere.

>> No.15432664

Yeah, because they sucked head so good they blew minds and their masters were too pussy to handle it when they nutted and the shoggoths kept suckin.

>> No.15432669
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I'd love to enter her deep, wet, frightfully lewd abyss.

>> No.15432672

Be sure to read the fine print first.

>> No.15432673
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Surely these delightful raccoons would deal with me in good faith?

>> No.15432677

Perhaps. But they're also not exactly the types to play fair if they find something they want.

>> No.15432695

I want a tanuki to owe me a dollar

>> No.15432703

Of course they would, Anon.
You can see they're all fluffy and huggable, and the Wandering Scholar said that they never lie while in monster form.

They'll never stab you in the back, they'll never lie or cheat.
They're just about the nicest gals you'd ever want to meet!

>> No.15432711

You know what would be really degrading? Forcing a Tanuki to work on a construction site.

>> No.15432718

No anon, you need to bankrupt a tanuki so hard she files for chapter 7 bankruptcy

>> No.15432724
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I want to pampa her rampa

>> No.15432733

Silly Aya wannabe not as interesting as "Everything is my delusion!"-chan

>> No.15432736
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I prefer my pickle pee in black harpy flavor than tengu

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That's not her m8 :^)

>> No.15432748

Hence "wannabe"

>> No.15432750
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I don't know how I did miss that.

>> No.15432751

That's because Tengus are lame.

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>> No.15432775

Butt that's a dragon.

>> No.15432781

Don't label people! She can be whatever she identifies as!

>> No.15432782
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So this is vampire.

>> No.15432783
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>No ultra protective eldrich nee-san
Apparently chapter 3 came out some weeks ago

>> No.15432786

I thought eldritch meant oblong?

>> No.15432791

There should be stockings in this picture, but there are non. Where have they gone? What have you done with them?

>> No.15432792

They try to form their own lineage/clan?


>> No.15432794

You could have just used google and saved a post.

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>> No.15432800

And you could have read The Light Fantastic and gotten the reference I was making but oh no, you just couldn't be assed to read, could you?

>> No.15432801

How can you be so wrong?

>> No.15432804
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Truly the best onee-san.

>> No.15432808

I refer you to>>15432800

>> No.15432818
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Would you impregnate elf?

>> No.15432821
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If she really loved me and promised to take care of me, sure.

>> No.15432823

Even better.

>> No.15432831

Fuck you

>> No.15432833

>Lovely definition
>Great sense of motion
You've done wonderfully here, Snibako! The posture, as well as use of space and shapes is pleasing to the eyes too! I don't normally attempt such "technical" praise, but some pieces just pull it out of you, I believe.

>> No.15432834

>Fuck you
Why? What the hell?

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>> No.15432842

I wrote this long ass thing about what is an acceptable reference to make to a general audience, then I wrote this thing about how I was going to write all that but decided not to, then I gave up and distilled it down to the two words I really meant.

>> No.15432847
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Reminder, improved horsepussy.


>> No.15432848
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So what I'm getting from this is that you're upset for absolutely no reason. How about a hug?

>> No.15432855

How upset I am is equivalent to the validity of my reason.

>> No.15432857 [SPOILER] 
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I really want this to be an anime.

>> No.15432858

>Posting monsterboys

>> No.15432861
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No one must to know

>> No.15432865

>reverse trap Elf
>loli Vampire
>Semen Demon
The true waifu is an obvious choice. Clementine

>> No.15432868
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btw are are elves even 'monsters'?

>> No.15432869

I look forward to seeing what becomes of this game.

I do wonder if they'll have any equipment to let them move "more like horses", but I don't know if horse hooves or mimicry of their leg design would help a humanoid design to run faster/better.

Heck, I'm not sure if horse legs are superior or if it's just that their advantage comes from there being 4 legs and generally being larger than humans.

It could just as well be that they have traits that mimic the horse they share DNA structure with, but it's usually interesting to see the humanoid try to mimic the actual animal further with devices of some kind.

>> No.15432872

What kind of monster girl would she be?

>> No.15432873

Yes. Quiet now.

>> No.15432874

Only good horsepussy

>> No.15432877

I have an inexplicable urge to clean polish and maintain her arms an armor.

>> No.15432878
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Devil Bug or lonely Ghost.

>> No.15432879

feminine me

>> No.15432881
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I wish a qt ghost would climb out of my TV

>> No.15432891

Memes say Oomukade

>> No.15432892 [DELETED] 

Not even at 300 posts, and already over 55 images.
You guys are just biting chunks out of the limit, aren't you?

>> No.15432895
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I'm happy to see how many people find her worthwhile due to character and design alone, even if they aren't getting the daki accessory because GSC shipping and rising Yen.

>> No.15432899 [DELETED] 

There, I just deleted 3 images just for you.

>> No.15432900 [DELETED] 

You'll just make a new thread and force us to use it once we hit the image cap, so why does it even matter anymore?

>> No.15432904
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Is this girl or a boy?

>> No.15432911

It's an ant

>> No.15432913

That's the spirit! I won't ruin the feeling by attempting to explain your urge, but I will say that it's perfectly understandable.

>> No.15432914

What if she gets stuck?

>> No.15432917


>> No.15432918 [DELETED] 

You didn't necessarily need to, but you're very considerate. Thanks.

I'm not the janitor, Anon, and I don't like what they're doing either.
If anything, I'm cautioning against the image overuse so they don't do weird things to the threads.

Sorry if it seems like I'm coming off as overbearing or controlling.

>> No.15432919

Mouth is good too for gently kisses

>> No.15432922

What happened to him/her/it/ant?

>> No.15432923 [DELETED] 

I apologize for the accusation, friend.

>> No.15432929

It's the strangest thing. I just want to spend hours cleaning and sharpening and polishing so that her resplendence make her enemies submit instantly as to not sully the armor or sword with their blood and feeble resistance. I don't even care that much for the woman wearing it. Is, is this some kind of Living Armor in disguise? Is she wearing a woman to get closer to unsuspecting men?

>> No.15432930

Edgy Gon ripped zir/ver/marklar apart.

>> No.15432934

Beated to death by the MC.

>> No.15432935
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She was propably killed by MC.
I didn't watch Hunter x Hunter desu so I'm not sure.

>> No.15432939

I don't. I would have a heart attack.

>> No.15432941
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I hope anon that you know this is siren and not a ugly ass demon harpie.

>> No.15432947

>showing nudity on a blue board

>> No.15432948

Anon you'll embarrass her.

She's supposed to be haunting you.

>> No.15432951 [DELETED] 

Nah, don't worry about it. If I really was the janitor, your post would've gone grey within seconds, most likely.

We're all in good humour here. Under the watchful eye of Big Brother. Everything's cool, right?

Ow, brutal. When monstergirls die in anime, they don't die easy, it looks like.

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It isn't nudity if there is no peaches

>> No.15432953 [DELETED] 

>they don't die easy
Well in One Piece the cute snow Harpy got her heart stabbed.

>> No.15432956

Best to delete that image because of the nipple showing, dude. You can always use something offsite like imgur, or censor the image with a blur or something.

>> No.15432959

While I wouldn't put it past one woman to help out another—as with this, an Elf donning a Living Armor, both gaining companionship and greater ability—I must also say that love is virtuous and begins from humble origins.

In this instance, an appreciation for the pride she takes in her armour and a persons's simple desire to see a nice thing stay nice. In short: you are a good person, Anon.

>> No.15432961 [DELETED] 

Y'know, I was thinking of that exact scene as I typed that out. And she was killed over a misunderstanding, just to rub salt in the heart-shaped wound.

>> No.15432962
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Fear boner is best boner, anon

>> No.15432963
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I have not noticed that nipple desu.

>> No.15432965 [DELETED] 

Oh well. Hear the bird sing though!


>> No.15432968

>you are a good person, Anon.
D'aww. I'm just a simple man that wants to see a fancy set of armor clean and shining.
>You'll never go into battle with your living armorfu and develop a combat style based solely on evasion and parrying so that nothing reaches or scratches her

>> No.15432972

You should always be looking for nipples. At every waking moment.

Cute angel-harpy, though. Love the six wings, as physically crowding as they are. The art does a good job of making them look nicely spaced, though.
Not to mention those stockings with the flower print, and that dress. All lovely.

The red on white, with a highlight on black reminds me of Zero a little, too.

>> No.15432973

Hmm, a rare species or a Harpy ascended to a Valkyrie? I could go for a story about a family with a Valkyrie mother and a harpy daughter. Dad sure would have an interesting time considering his wife's position, his down-to-Earth nature and their adopted child being somewhere in between.

>> No.15432986

>I'm just a simple man
Well, what can I say? Love starts simple and often with the things that bring people together, rather than people themselves.

>nothing reaches or scratches her
That's actually entirely possible with the right tool, especially if you focus on non-lethal, immobilizing fighting styles.

I love choreographing fights like those, not least of which has to do with writing characters who don't want spilled blood associated with, staining or scenes of murder burdening the minds of those they're protecting.

>> No.15432989
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I have a question out of place: Is construction "thou aren't" sounds legit, or just I should say "thou art not" or "thou'rt not"?

>> No.15432990

That harpy doesn't seem like a Valkyrie, though. How would she take up arms? Unless she goes all Noctis with her weapons.

>> No.15432995

>not least of which has to do with writing characters who don't want spilled blood associated with, staining or scenes of murder burdening the minds of those they're protecting.
Well its less a noble pacifism as much as simply now wanting to sully the armorfu. I'd learn magic too, and cast an enchantment that turns fluids away so that even spilled blood doesn't fall on her.

>That's actually entirely possible with the right tool,
What do you suggest? If I'm focusing on mobility and parrying, I'm guessing some form of light sword that can give distance and turn aside blades easily.

>> No.15433000

She's certainly not armed or armoured and a real Valkyrie probably cannot simply bestow the fullness of the Valkyrie position on someone.

It just put the cute idea in my head of a Valkyrie befriending or even adopting a Harpy, due to the contrast in their lifestyles and physiology.

As for your actual question, there are many examples of wings being armed with blades and devices that allow them to serve as shields, as well as other custom parts that take advantage of the unique angles of attack wings can give. Naturally she'd have a different fighting style than her mentor, too.

>> No.15433008 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.15433019
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This is dragon time

>> No.15433024
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Remember, foxes are unfaithful and untrustworthy sluts!

>> No.15433028
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They are love.

>> No.15433032 [DELETED] 

Janitor's posting them. Every post which calls out the new thread, or any wrongfully pruned one gets deleted, so what else could it be?
He blocked me just for saying "Exactly, you silly cow. You wait until archival. This has been said repeatedly, over and over again." so it's obvious it's him, and he's being autistic about the topic. Remember to use the feedback system to report him.


I just submitted a feedback form myself, but it'd help if multiple people did it too, just so the managers/admin/developers/whatever pay more attention to it than none at all.
This was the message I sent:

Subject: "Janitor/moderation on /jp/ is needlessly interefering with a general thread"

"A janitor on /jp/ is interering with the "Monster Girl Thread" on /jp/, either by posting new threads while a current thread still exists, or by condoning the posting of new duplicate threads by deleting every post that raises opposition to it, or blocking users.

This has happened repeatedly in the past, and just recently, the thread here:
was deleted for no reason at all.

The problem with duplicate threads is that is has, many times in the past, brought in shitposters from the rest of /jp/, who will antagonise the rest of the thread when more than a single thread is up.

Additionally, the moderation has been deleting or forcefully archiving threads to force posters onto a new thread.
This is not the duty of the moderation, and the threads which are commonly deleted are deleted for no reason whatsoever.
It only serves to disrupt discussion and lower the quality of the threads, which are completely fine without this harmful and needless intervention. It disrupts the peaceful status quo, and yet anyone who brings up valid reasons against it is blocked or banned for posting off topic content, even if their post contains a single line of protest in a post which is entirely on topic.

This behaviour of unreasonably deleting and forcefully archiving threads does not happen on any other thread on /jp/, so it is baffling to see it happen only on the Monster Girl Thread general.

If it is possible, please contact the janitor and/or relevant members of moderation, and alert them that what they are doing is harmful to the threads.

Thank you for taking the time."

It's pretty inevitable that I'll get blocked, then most likely banned for this, but it's for the good of the threads. We shouldn't have to suffer through another period of shitty moderation and abuse like we did when we were plagued by that one moderator and kicked off of /a/ for good because of them.

Just look at this thread. A single little mention of the janitor, and he goes nuts deleting everything which could even hint that a conversation's taken place. He's cowing the thread with fear of being banned, and for what? So he can disrupt the harmony and post his own threads? For what reason?
Does he think there's some prestige in him posting the threads? There isn't.
Does he think he's good at it? If these last few threads are by him, then he isn't. Just look at the "edition" thread and the comments levelled at this absolutely bland OP, as little as that might matter.
Does he think it's his responsibility? It isn't. He cleans, that's it. He doesn't interfere with the threads for whatever personal reason he's got. That's exactly what the /a/ mod did, and look where it got us.

For the good of the threads, call him out with the feedback system. You won't get banned for it. It's safe to use.

>> No.15433035
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>> No.15433038
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There is no limit to my dragon love.
I'm even gonna write a poem later!

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Does these threads ever hit image limit?

>> No.15433063 [SPOILER] 
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I mean did*

>> No.15433064

All the time, yes.

>> No.15433066

Fuck off.

>> No.15433068

Yes. Nearly every time at page 10, leaving us imageless for hours before the threads naturally fall off, which is preferable since it leaves us with an archive to look through if we missed the last few hours.

I wonder why that happens.

>> No.15433069
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What does you mean mate?

>> No.15433091
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t. fox

>> No.15433093

What do you like the most about dragons, Anon?

>> No.15433099

Do Kikis PMS?

>> No.15433105

Would you buy a dragon though? There's an incredible figure coming out that's eerily similar to this. It even looks like an older version, though, this one and that one are based on two different Monster Hunter creatures.

>> No.15433113

The magala one right? I'm thinking about it, but since I'm pretty poor I don't think it will be possible.

>> No.15433115
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Foxes are olev

>> No.15433124
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Someone did say dragons?

>> No.15433125

Yes! I'm quite happy to know that you know it, too. Indeed, we must live within our means. Write your dragon a priceless poem then, Anon. Maybe even pastebin it if you'd like!

>> No.15433133 [DELETED] 

>making a new thread before the previous one fell off the board
Come on

>> No.15433144 [DELETED] 

What do you think its like to live under a MG dictatorship where everything you say is moderated if it isn't up to the lewd dictator's standards?

If you were forced to publicly admit to being a slut for monstergirl type X, could you do it?

>> No.15433150 [DELETED] 


>> No.15433153

Oh, oh, I was simply speaking of myself when it came to the non-lethal takedowns.

As for a weapon of choice, a form of bo staff or even tonfas would be good. Combine that with a buckler for when you're too closer for either and I think you're set.

That said, I don't know how a Living Armour would take to you using a shield, but she should be okay with it given that it's a small addition.

Additionally, having equipment like bolas and even having a chain-equipped shield so you have some range with it will help nicely for keeping enemies in place, away and pacified with little more than a big bump to show for it.

>> No.15433159

If I can't commission stuff then I might as well do it myself. I'm also looking for a job right now, so if the money flows I'll probably buy the figure and try to get some art.

>> No.15433173 [DELETED] 

I think discussion would be very heavily monitored, and the citizens of this place, I'm imaginging Monstergirl City, would live in constant fear.
They would try to have nice discussions about chastity and chaste friendship, only for their lewd dictator to barge in silently and personally to end such discussions, and spirit away anyone who tries to protest for three days of rape in the matango pits.

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>> No.15433177

I think any form of shield is risky. I wouldn't want to arm myself with any protective gear that isn't essentially her. And if I take a blow to a shield she made for me, it defeats the purpose. A bo-staff could be good. Perhaps It could form as a conduit for magic, and I can specialize as a war mage.

>> No.15433196 [DELETED] 

What kind of explosive is that? Some sort of bunker buster?

>> No.15433203 [DELETED] 

You know, I don't think any one but the dictator could be care free in a MGE styled dictatorship. Like imagine if a new Pharaoh rocks up and starts decreeing all these strange new lewdness quotas. The anubi administration from the old regime would be bombarded with complaints. Why, they'd be stolen from their husbandos in favor of a cold, desk loaded with petitions from the populace.

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Steady as she goes then. I myself only have money to spare because I built up a stockpile slowly while tending to the important things. All the best with your endeavors then! Have a pleasant and progressive rest of the day, Anon.

>> No.15433212

>B-cup breasts

If only they were on a good EMG character.

>> No.15433221
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What did you say about her?

>> No.15433226

I'd love to see a stronger, more sociable Draco. She's likely not in line for that sort of development, but I enjoy seeing characters improve their lives.

>> No.15433229

You heard me. She's D-tier at best.
She's a dumb newt!

>> No.15433230
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I want kikis to leave and stay leave

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You can't even clean without leaving goop everywhere.

>> No.15433241

Anon, are you ok?

>> No.15433243
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Maybe in some months I'll be able to throw some dragons here and there. But I guess for now, have this shitty thing I made. I can delete it later if you guys want

>> No.15433246

I prefer mine in chocolate. Or coffee. Or whatever eldtrich flavour this thing is.

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Oops. This is why I should sleep.
I mean this thing.

>> No.15433255

I don't know (likely to avoid becoming too /pol/, though, only the youtube video was pushing it). My petition was also deleted, but so it goes sometimes.

>> No.15433256

What happens to Christmas Cake Yetis who can't grow a proper pair of snuggle lumps?

>> No.15433261

>Work alone on a small space station in the middle of nowhere.
>a drifting shoggoth hits the station


>> No.15433262

Yeah, could've just deleted the video post, but oh well.
What petition? Just describe it, obviously don't link it.

>> No.15433263
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I love little dragons they make me feel so good
I love little dragons they make me feel so bad

>> No.15433265

It makes for a quaint little reaction image. Dang, now I regret not using the Wurmstrea image in my last post. Wordless, but equally encouraging, even more so since you're fond of dragons.

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>> No.15433288

He was badass in that scene, but I feel a little bit bad for Zebra-chan. She's reduced to playing childrens card games with the nerd donkeys.

>> No.15433293
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Young dragons are for making them sit on your lap while you play with their hair.

>> No.15433294
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That manga remind me of a cartoon on CN channel that was aired some years ago.

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I would rather tail

>> No.15433305
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Tail is for teasing. You can also enhance the effect by breathing a bit harder so she can feel it in her neck.

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Woah, okay anon, we get it, you love your dragons!
I love them too, but you're posting an awful lot. Why don't you make an imgur album? That way everyone else can post a lot too!

All these dragons are getting me kind of hot under the collar. Don't worry, I'll delete the reaction pic.

>> No.15433334

A flash image flood warning is in effect for the following threads:

>> No.15433335
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kay m8.

Btw: this manga is best thing that last happend to me

>> No.15433340

This little pupper is pretty cute, but I have to wonder, is she the runt of her litter?
She's small even by Japanese standards, which probably puts her at 3 foot-something or a similarly hilarious height.

>> No.15433343

Dead hour turned into Dragon hour!

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Sorry m8, I've failed. This is like vodka, if someone wants to drink with you, you can't deny

>> No.15433347

Dragons are shit


>> No.15433349
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Kinda funny it all started with a Tiger Post

>> No.15433352

Tigers and dragons have shared history.

>> No.15433353

Dead hour calls for more content. What's the most underappreciated monster girl?

>> No.15433356

And both are equally cute when soft!

>> No.15433357

Can't handle a strong lady? Don't worry, some dragons like weak guys too.

>> No.15433358

Nieb plz

>> No.15433359

Pot devil.

>> No.15433361

If anything, I wouldn't like them because they go from strong to lizards.

>> No.15433363

It wasn't a formal petition one would sign to, just a general call to perhaps get rid of our images if it didn't start much discussion nearing when their time limit was up, especially if it was just an image and no question or idea.

In any case it's something I endeavor to do since I don't like looking back on a post I've made, knowing I could've saved an image.

>> No.15433364

You've posted about 40 images in this thread so far.
Just give it a rest.

>> No.15433366

I want to break this pupper.

>> No.15433370
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Last one from me since I've got shit to do.
Remeber that Dragons are one of the best protectors that exists!

>> No.15433380
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Like a Strawpoll or something anonymous, I see.

I can sympathise, though. The best images and posts are ones which spark discussion, and don't just post images for the sake of posting images. We've always been in these threads because we talk a lot, but with all these crazy image numbers this thread, that's starting to change for the worst.

It's like /h/ or /e/ or /d/, where they just post images and no discussion. Like a purgatory with no cute wisp girls to wrap your soul up in fire and keep you cuddled inside her cozy cage home.

>> No.15433382

They only become lizards if you dominate them in bed. Continue to act submissive and they will rape until you're dead.

>> No.15433386

What is most overrated monster girl?

>> No.15433387

*We've always been good in these threads because we talk a lot
God, I can't type properly today it seems. Lord, give me a weresheep to motorboat in my sleep.

>> No.15433392

Your waifu. Do ho ho.

Come on, did you expect any other answer?

>> No.15433393

Not the Anon, but that's because /h/, /d/, and /e/ are image dump boards
And even then /h/ and /d/ have discussiona here and there. NEVER EVER comes to mind it terms of /h/

>> No.15433396

I don't like that either. If you're a dom you're a dom, not some weak shit that goes 180º just because someone else is not a sub.

>> No.15433403

>You'll never have Dhampir triplets with your Vampire wife
>They'll never follow you around like lost puppies
>They'll never constantly demand to sleep in the same bed as you
>They'll never try to monopolize your time and leave none for your wife
>You'll never send them to your parents' home for the weekend so you can just spend the whole time quietly cuddling with your wife
>You'll never incubize and make them a little Vampire sister to play with, leaving you and your wife to have more quality time together

>> No.15433404

I'd try to make them act like proper vampires.

>> No.15433405
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Not every image with dragon on it is mine

>> No.15433409

Yeah, I just don't want to see these threads turn into anything close to that, y'know? Want to keep it all the opposite of innane.

>> No.15433413

People should remember to use images sparingly, not dump random stuff with default booru image names.

>> No.15433416

Horse milk!
So that's why your original account was inaccessible you rascal.

>> No.15433419

That new animal school manga makes me feel extremely dark things and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

>> No.15433420

She's more like an Oni, but sure, I'll take a Methonium-brand thicc MG.

>> No.15433425

Oops, sorry. Probably should've announced the change. But I feel like that would've been a bit too attention-grabby. I figured people would realise when I posted my next new thing.
But I've been so slow that I, uh, haven't yet posted anything new since the change.
Many words can be used to describe me, both smart and punctual are not among them.

>> No.15433427

What kind of dark things? Please elaborate upon every disgusting detail.

>> No.15433437

Animal abuse.

>> No.15433440

Okay actually don't elaborate upon every disgusting detail.

>> No.15433449

At least I can view your stuff again, and that's all that matters.

>> No.15433455
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How can cantaurs even compete?

>> No.15433470
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Not scaly enough to protect from bullets

>> No.15433473

Rapehorse please stay away from my wifehorse

>> No.15433476

>Wanting to view my stuff
>Intentionally and voluntarily
Anon, are you okay?

These girls aren't even monstergirls. They're just weirdos wearing headbands and horse-tail buttplugs.
In all honesty though, I really do think that whatever this thing is, this game or whatever, is using the wake of the EMG anime to piggyback on the surge of monstergirl popularity.

>> No.15433478

>don't feel like writing about shitty story involviing an Anubis getting decked by a Mummy in a maid outfit
>start doodling
>finish doodling
>remember my drawing skills suck
I'd post it, but it would be definetely the worst Ryu image posted here. Have any other writefags tried drawing?

>> No.15433494

Do it. If I posted my shitty dragon then you'll have to post yours.

>> No.15433496

You wrote some nice oppai loli lactation stuff not too long ago.
>is using the wake of the EMG anime to piggyback on the surge of monstergirl popularity

>> No.15433502

I want to see. Don't give up on either endeavour, please.

>> No.15433512

>These girls aren't even monstergirls. They're just weirdos wearing headbands and horse-tail buttplugs.
Better than horsepussy.

>> No.15433527


>> No.15433528 [SPOILER] 
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Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you!

>> No.15433534

That's some cutesy shit dawg.

>> No.15433539

And now I'm imagining a Lich who performs experiments while 'Weird Science' plays on a continuous loop

>> No.15433546


>> No.15433551

Their possessive tendencies. They're like yanderes in that regard, without all the shitty parts.

>> No.15433560

I Need this in my life

>> No.15433565

So what if you were the new kid in town and ended up right smack in the middle of a war between the Elves and the Orcs, who were recruiting all the other kids to their respective armies?
Are you a bad enough dude to pull off a Fistful of Dollars on them?

>> No.15433566 [SPOILER] 
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Literally the perfect match.

>> No.15433573

I feel like you drew the edge of the egg as high as you did so you could avoid drawing any more of the ryu, and risk it looking bad.
If that's the case, then I don't blame you for it. Even talented artists will pull tricks to avoid drawing complex things. They obscure the hands, or keep the bare feet of a person just outside the frame of the image.

My point is, don't be afraid to take risks and push yourself. It's how you'll get better, by drawing so far outside of your comfort zone every line you draw will take physical and mental effort.

But that's not what I mainly wanted to say.
What I wanted say is that your lines seem clean and pretty confident, and in my opinion, it looks like you had an idea of what you wanted to draw, and you pulled it off pretty well. I think you could make the horns a little bigger though, maybe more detailed too, even for that chibi style. And maybe correct the hair bangs. A little wider, a little less, with a few gaps, some more curves, and some ^ spikes to give it a more natural look.
But really, that's Latenight-tier cuteness. If you got a clean scan of that, I would save that. I would save that and gladly post it when talking about ryus.

>> No.15433577

Stop, my invincible daughter!

>> No.15433582

I don't think she would be a good yeti.

>> No.15433584

It still sucks though. Granted, it's not terrible for someone who hasn't really practiced drawing since highschool with woodshop, but still.

>> No.15433590

It's better than what I'd evwr draw, that's for damn sure

>> No.15433594

I'd post some art that's actually shit but it's not funny anymore so I won't, instead I'll just tell you that your doodle was pretty and cute and you should be proud of it.

>> No.15433599

Yeah, but then you'd have to worry about escalation afterwords. Soon you'd have yourself being stalked by a Youko named Angel Eyes and, eventually, a Tanuki named Tuco.

>> No.15433605 [SPOILER] 
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Not an MGE Yeti.

The Tomasu / Iron Tom / hisother80names fit her perfectly though.

Barring that one part of the face that can be easily edited.

>> No.15433606

No. Rat.

>> No.15433611

She's got spiders crawling on her breasts. Someone should probably tell her.

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>> No.15433645

>Anubis supervisor
>High strung, obsessed with keeping the workplace clean, really anal about deadlines
>You show up late half the time, your desk is a mess and you've missed 4 deadlines in the past 6 months
>Entire office gets on your case because she's never said a word to you about any of this
>They're convinced the two of you are fucking
>The truth is that you just have a ton of dirt on her, like how she loves to cosplay and dresses up like a magical girl even when she's just sitting at home, and she's afraid that you'll spill the beans if she comes down on you

>> No.15433651

>really anal about deadlines

>> No.15433660

>tips on drawing
>get no tips on writing
This angers the chowder!

Anyway, you're right about hiding most of the Ryu behind the eggshell and such.
Overall, I'm not very into drawing on a regular basis, so I certainly lack experience and confidence. My highschool self could dance circles around me, especially when it comes to blueprints and diagrams.
Either way, I thank you for your advice and wish I had a scanner and computer.

I still find them funny, Alpy boy.

>> No.15433665

Short for anal-retentive, a person who is overly fussy about things.

>> No.15433668

This is a system in a state of tension, and sooner or later it's going to snap.
And when it does, I want to see what sort of hilarity unfolds from that situation.

What sort of cosplay and magical girl outfits does she like to dress up in?

I've got free time, but for me to give you the best tips I can, seeing your writing would be helpful.
Do you have an example or excerpt you could show for me to comment on?

>> No.15433680

>400 posts
>100 images
Jesus, guys. Calm down.

Oh hi Chowder, I thought you were dead.

>> No.15433682

>like how she loves to cosplay and dresses up like a magical girl
what do i have to do to convince her to let me fuck her in cosplay

>> No.15433685

>Older magical girl anubis
I want this in my life.
I may even get a fancy looking tuxedo and mask to go along with it.

>> No.15433691

Just a pastebin filled with 30+ god awful stories only good for a cheap laugh. I'm currently writing most of my things down on paper with pencil.

>> No.15433694

Leave it to newfags to ruin everything.

>> No.15433697

Paper and pencil? Seems counter-intuitive.
If there's anything you want me to read and critique, just send a link.

>> No.15433698

That Dragon shit could've been done way later on but nope, some chucklefucks were just to lazy to make an imgur album.

>> No.15433726

Your imotous upgraded herself with Golem-Tech parts and become a hero of justice!

Unfortunately, she's also erased your saved games.

How do you punish such a super powerful tyke?

Roll for imotou if you didn't have an idea of what you want.

>> No.15433735

>Jinko-Golem imouto
Spankings, cats like those.

>> No.15433740

>giant ant
i steal her shovel and hide it somewhere

>> No.15433743

Wasn't someone working on an Anubis/Yeti winter cabin story? Whatever happened to it?

>> No.15433751

But she's got rockets and laser eyes!
How can you spank such a thing?

But she's got super digging powers!....Although it is a family heirloom.

>> No.15433754

Gonna hide her battleaxe and tell her that there won't be any sweets for a week.

>> No.15433755

>Lich golem imouto
No Experimenting or science for a week!

>> No.15433759

You gonna get pouted at.
A HARD pout.
Could you at least leave her the spell book?

>> No.15433761

Limited to a pint a day blood/semen combined, the rest is tomato juice / other substitute. Must be on bottom for a week.

>> No.15433765

>How can you spank such a thing?
The plump loli ass and thighs, along with the "^" expression and cutesy mecha musume paws call to me.

>> No.15433766

>Could you at least leave her the spell book?
… fine. But only if she tries to make up for it!

>> No.15433772

Oh my.
You're quite lewd with her.

She's going to be looking miserable with a half empty glass of tomato juice.

Just be sure to rub cheeks with her when you're done.

And how could she do that wit her magic?
She's been working on a spell that increases chest size for....reasons.

>> No.15433778

It's currently sitting in the purgatory of my hard drive at 12,982 words on its third rewrite, and I'm trying to juggle it with at least three other story projects, and everything else happening in my life.

It will be released. I'll try to set a hard deadline for before the end of July.

>> No.15433779

Tie her claws up with big rubber bands and rub her face in butter.

>> No.15433780

>I thought you were dead
Nope. Revolver keep misfiring. Besides, I refuse to die and will probably be here long after everyone else leaves.
Well if you have some free time, and a strong drink, you could go through my pastebin.
pastebin.c om/u/SteamyChowder

>> No.15433782

She’s going to turn herself into a oppai? All Right, all is forgiven.

>> No.15433784

Sounds gross.

The oppaiest!
It's not tested so watch out if she makes herself too big.

>> No.15433787

Thanks for the update family

>> No.15433791

>This is a system in a state of tension, and sooner or later it's going to snap.
>Not forcing it to snap
>Not talking to your coworkers about shit that would be easy for her to misunderstand as being about her if she just happened to walk by and overhear
>Not always having cosplay sites up on your computer when she comes to talk to you
>Not having all sorts of magical girl nendos on your desk
>Not leaving Prisma Illya blu rays on her desk when she's not looking
>Not telling her you love her when she finally snaps and fucks you into the floor in the middle of the office in front of everyone while dressed as one of the sailor scouts

>> No.15433794

That works too.

But you know what I have to ask you now, and you know there's only one correct answer.
Which sailor scout is she dressed as?

>> No.15433795

>Gazer-Golem imouto
No videogames for a week. In fact, you've never had any outdoor experiences so we're going camping this weekend, just you and me.

>> No.15433796

Oh come on, man, you aren't that bad. Your teacher stories were entertaining and it's always good to see an old writefag around.

>> No.15433798


>> No.15433801

>Screams Externally

>> No.15433804

There we go, that's the one.

And now I want to commission this.

>> No.15433809

>But she's got super digging powers
But how will she know where to dig? Unless she's willing to trash the whole backyard?

>> No.15433819

Are you willing to help her out when she's teary eyed and apologizing?

A giant ant's shovel is her best friend....metaphorically speaking.

>> No.15433822

I may be a veteran in the MGG who has been here since the before time in the long long ago, but I don't think I've been a writefag long enough to be an "old writefag".

>> No.15433840

Only if she antenna promises to never mess with my games again

>> No.15433844

She'll promise.

>> No.15433848
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She really won

>> No.15433864
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I think I like it more than monster musume

>> No.15433876

Then I'll go buy her a new plastic shovel to augment her digging powers

>> No.15433884
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I would let her punish me.

>> No.15433886

>Golem Amazoness
I'm ready to be dominated by my imouto.

>> No.15433889

I...Why would you be letting your imotou punish you?

An oniichan is supposed to be in charge of his imotou!

>> No.15433895
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>enter monster girl encyclopedy
>search for dragon
>find this: "Her reproductive instinct is very strong and she can't fight it. So that's what motivates her to spread her legs so that she can feel like a woman."
T-that's lewder than I expected

because my imotou looks like nee-san

>> No.15433902

>female lizard

>> No.15433907

But she's still an imotou!

>> No.15433908

if you want I can show you my male lizard

>> No.15433912
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>Lich GF sends me a Golem familiar she made while fucking around in her mother's basement
>Says it's for my protection, or some crap
>See Golem a few hours later
>Besides the fact that she's a loli, she's also a bloody ADAMANT GOLEM
>Upon entering my house, and almost falling through the floor, she request upsies
A couple ton loli Golem just asked me to pick her up like a child
What do I do, people?!

>> No.15433915

Learn spells to boost your strength.
Give adamantloli upsies.

>> No.15433916

buy a crane

>> No.15433920

>a booru filename for a picture which was posted by a drawfag in these threads
>which has been posted repeatedly in these threads
>and posted on the artist's personal imgur for easy access

I mean, I'm confused as to how or why you'd ever get it from a booru before a more orginal source, given how frequently it's posted.
But more than anything else, I'm impressed by the backwardsness of the process you took.

>> No.15433924
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This is life

>> No.15433932

Overenthusiastic Dragon Poster, keep it calm this time round.
We've all seen how many images you've posted alone.

>> No.15433935
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Latenights Jinko stuff has also been posted to various boorus along with some other Jinko images.

>> No.15433937

I figure his stuff would get posted on the Drawfag Booru too. He's had a history on /a/ before these threads, hasn't he?

>> No.15433941

Noticed his stuff on danbooru the other day and honestly have to question why. Most of his stuff loses it's meaning without knowing the context and he has his imgur for people who lurk the threads/know the context to find things.

>> No.15433947

>I figure his stuff would get posted on the Drawfag Booru too.
The stuff he's drawn for /jp/ is only posted in his imgur album, and tagging all those images would be rather tedious.
>He's had a history on /a/ before these threads, hasn't he?
Yep, and much to my surprise the only nude lewd stuff he's done are 2-3 footjob images and one titfuck image.
I await the day we have people coming in and asking us the context behind certain images in his album.

>> No.15433948

>Have to resist the urge to post dragons due to the spam earlier.

This is punishment.

>> No.15433956

Yeah, that's another point which was bugging me. Most of his images are a very specific reply or punchline to a post or setup, and they completely lose their meaning when taking out of context.

To us, they're cute doodles depicting almost a slice-of-life, but to anyone else, they'd just be scrappy little drawings which'd make people say "I guess that thing is cute, but what is this, even?"

Await with fear? That would be a reasonable response.

>> No.15433965

Some of his stuff is on the wiki as well.

>> No.15433968
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>> No.15433970

Imgur and Pixiv links are always valid. Plus the latter will mean that us lazy people will be more inclined to explore other artists' works and related pictures, to discover even more stuff.

>> No.15433978

>throwing all of your dragons on imgur
I need to do this someday.

>> No.15433985

I'm still unsure if that was a newfag just not realising his mistake or someone intentionally being a cunt.

>> No.15433989

I did it for my hellhounds a while back. Very helpful when another anon suffers an HDD failure and loses all of his precious images.

Judging by >>15433968, I'm inclined to say it's the latter. That, or they have a very poor, very self-centered sense of humour.

>> No.15433991

>I'm not the only one to think this
I mean, it should be obvious, but no-one has ever brought it up. I save his pictures in my "miscellaneous MGT things" that normally contains screencaps and stupid shit like the photofunia newspaper fakes, but when I browse them I sometimes forget just why the fuck he drew some of it.

>> No.15433992

B-but I did nothing wrong ;-;

>> No.15433996

>I still find them funny
You're part of the problem.

>> No.15434000

Just get an external hard drive
>but they can fail!
Sure, but with two harddrives the chances of losing all your shit is lessened. Also, they don't just stop working one day, they start screwing up slowly and you can see it coming.

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>> No.15434004

It's like continuation to the dream I had!

>> No.15434006

>1/3 of the image count for a thread taken up
>in a thread that reaches about 3000 posts each time
>we're only 500 posts in
>you're just being sarcastic and shitty towards anyone annoyed with this

This is going to be a long summer.

>> No.15434009

My phone is racist against imgur and pixiv
For example: it takes over an HOUR to load Mari's imgur page, and my phone refuses to download over 3/4 of the images.
My phones stops being a dick when getting images of Dan or Gel.

>> No.15434010

>some Ryu eggs have spots

>> No.15434012

Absolutely, this should be so obvious, you shouldn't even need to save it.
Anything at all, even if it's right down to an entire backup of your OS, should be stored in duplicate on an external device.

The tribute art is real.
I wouldn't mind if >>15433528 drew more things that >>15434001 might expand upon.
A little circlejerky maybe, but hey, that kind of encouragement from one artist to a budding one can be great to nuture growth.

>> No.15434016

Should I put every picture on one album, or split my colection into serveal albums?

>> No.15434017

>an hour for an imgur page

Is your phone a Nokia 3310?
I mean, I know smartphone developers are defined by the phrase "planned obsolescence" like Christians are by the Bible, but holy shit man.
What's the phone model?

>> No.15434019

>Nokia 3310
That thing was literally indestructible.

>> No.15434027

>you will never know the joys of exploring space with Anya, blasting this song in the PA system of your ship


You can keep your Anubi, I just want my Taigah.

>> No.15434028

Crazy cute.

Where did she steal that egg from?

>> No.15434035

She nicked it in that split second you closed your eyes. And she'd do it again.

>> No.15434059

But if I don't blink my eyes are going to be like hers!

>> No.15434066

Well you've got to ask yourself anon, do you want to take the chance on your eyes or do you want to hear that egg thief going

>> No.15434070

On Imgur? An album for each type of girl would be best I think, just because Imgur has literally zero tools for parsing through images by tags or metadata.
If you want, you can be lazy and do things like catergorise all canid types together, all undead types together, and so on.
Do what you think is best, I'm not here to guide your hips.

Pretty much all of the Nokia phones from the mid 1990s to the early/mid 2000s were, with a few exceptions to the non-candybar designs. I can't remember which I had in the 3000 series, but that thing was fantastic.
Later on I upgraded to a 6310i, and oh man, that thing was great. Maybe not as robust as earlier models, but that's like saying the Spirit Rover wasn't as robust as the Oppurtunity.
I'm pretty sure I still have the thing sealed away in a drawer somewhere. I could take it out with the charger, power it on right now, and it'd still have more battery life than any smartphone left on standby from full charge.

I'm never going to switch to smartphones entirely. Just having an ipod touch and a competent, classic phone is enough for me.

>> No.15434074

Some ancient LG piece of crap that has survived being run over and falling into the toilet. Main issue with imgur is internet connection, really.
Oh lord, a drawfag took something I drew and made something better than the original? Story of my life.

>> No.15434081

No Ryu is going to mock me like that and ggo unpunished! Fine, I can sacrifice my eyes.

>> No.15434082

>Oh lord, a drawfag took something I drew and made something better than the original? Story of my life.
At least it shows you're worth ripping off, something I will never experience.

>> No.15434091


>> No.15434096

I think it rehabilitates me somehow:


I will categorize this later, after upload everything.

>> No.15434097

I bullie Ryus ever since I was born and I'm not going to get mocked by one!

>> No.15434102

Did I ever tell you I love Dragons? I really do. You're alright, kid.

>> No.15434103
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Needs more 'Murican monsters.

>> No.15434105

>Already have most of those

Oh well, the damage the dragons did is already set in stone. The only thing we can do now is love them with words. Which reminds me that I have to write the poem!

>> No.15434106
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m' lad

>> No.15434108

Do you have the black and white drawing of a MGE dragon bent over and creampied on a bar table? I saw it posted here once then never again.

>> No.15434109

I want to drink some kind mushroom-alcohol-toadtoxin -mixture while we go on a spiritual journey!
Feel free to delete that.

>> No.15434110

>Be lone paladin
>Go around the world dealing with troublesome monsters
>End up doing nothing but counselling
>Hear about a wild Kraken in frenzy
>She sunk over 300 ships in the last 2 years
>Finally an opportunity to prove my swordsmanship
>Go there by boat
>She sinks it
>She grabs me, looks at me for a moment and releases me
>She even asks if I need help reaching the shore
>Tell her that I am here to end her rampage
>She explains that she is just looking for her childhood friend who is supposed to be a fisherman
>We settle on going on a quest to find him
>I spent hours getting my magic ready for an underwater fight
>That boat cost me over 150 gold coins
>My armor is going to get all rusty
>I don't even get to unsheath my sword
>Being a paladin SUCKS

>> No.15434116

Don't think so. But I'm goint to seek it tonight. I need this picture now.

>> No.15434119

Oh hey, it's raining again. Anyone got any stories they're working on? Any ideas they're too lazy to work on?

>> No.15434120

What food would a wisp even order?

>> No.15434121

First Junko and now baby Ryu in a yoshi egg.
What's next? Joe the teacher? On a skateboard flying over a Holst milk-wrestling contest?

>> No.15434124

>First Junko
Somebody drew Junko?

>> No.15434130

Be sure to post findings.

>> No.15434137
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Here you go.

>> No.15434142

I didn't even consider that you could post lewds outside of here, but that's another bonus.

The namefagging is pretty unnecessary though, and the trip definitely is.

>> No.15434144

Lantern oil and soul pancakes. That kind of thing.

>> No.15434154

I thought the holsts were flowers for a second.

>> No.15434155

>Anyone got any stories they're working on?
>Any ideas they're too lazy to work on?
This is actually more accurate. Also, steam's summer sale starts in a couple of days so that'll probably throw a wrench in most content creators plans for the next two weeks anyway.

>> No.15434159

I don't see any milk in that milk-wrestling contest

>> No.15434164

What do you think them balloons are full of?

>> No.15434172

Hopes and dreams?

>> No.15434176

Well in the metaphysical sense, yes.

>> No.15434183

>Lantern oil
What about rope and bombs? It's hers, my friend.

>> No.15434187

She would have been drawn had a certain drawfag not up and vanish.
At this rate I'll have to draw her myself in the future, along with the one armed Apophis, crazy Cheshire who thinks she's a pirate and lives on the streets despite having millions in her bank account, and a dropout from paladin college who couldn't bring do the final test for graduation as he thought it was inhuman and cruel.

>> No.15434188

You know Alp-senpai is always here for you if you need an artisté.

>> No.15434197

>file deleted
Please tell me someone already saved it?

>> No.15434199

It's forever gone, just like everything else.

>> No.15434212

I did

>> No.15434214
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Cute waifus doing cute waifu things!

>> No.15434215
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bully the doggy

>> No.15434217

Stacking oranges must seem like a good idea when you're bloody wasted. Look at all those beer cans by Miia's tail.

>> No.15434221

Haha look at all those fucking weebs.

>> No.15434224

Gonna sniff her and tell her that she smells really nice while she is in heat!

>> No.15434232

Do not bully!

>> No.15434233

Draw a lizardman with a shota on her back and throwing eggs at a tengu then, Alpenstein.

>> No.15434243

Weebs are meant for bullying.

>> No.15434247

Is that the finished version? If so, it's gorgeous.

Also, Wock is hueg.

>> No.15434271

Can you post it?

>> No.15434273

>White Jabberwock

>> No.15434276

If you compare her skin to Miia's she's clearly tanned.

>> No.15434280

>Japanese style room
>Sake bowls
>Those oranges that are in every anime
You know we're in New England, right?

>> No.15434281

It was a lie. Sorry

>> No.15434301

No, they're in a comfy zipangu room with a nippon kotatsu. Moshi moshi!

>> No.15434305

>eat your hamburgers, Miia.

>> No.15434310


>> No.15434311

No, they're in Japan

>> No.15434312
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So is it one weather Ryu or multiple weather Ryu sister who broadcast at different times and possibly on different channels?

I bet it's like Nurse Joy sister syndrome.

>> No.15434320

>A month later Miia is morbidly obese

>> No.15434346
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Literally perfect, thanks again jabberfag

>> No.15434357

Sauce for artist?

>> No.15434372

>refuses to load
Bloody hell, do you have an imgur link of it?

>> No.15434375

Are you able to read the filename on your current device? There's the answer.

>> No.15434384

That's right. Keep doing that. Keep tempting me to commission Sub!

I wan-na kiss her hips. It strikes me as a rather quaint desire.

>> No.15434386


He has very good prices if you're interested in commissioning him, and he usually takes about a month to finish!

>> No.15434397

What's the most american monster girl?

>> No.15434402

Thunderbird, Mothman, and Wendigo.

Also, why don't we have a red, white, and blue Thunderbird just yet?

>> No.15434408

The shittiest one

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>> No.15434414

>Minotaurs: aggressive, rough, and thoughtless to consequences, freakishly strong, lazy, eats too much, and hates things that are red.

>> No.15434416 [DELETED] 

Should I learn Qbee or Zabel?

>> No.15434418

Commie hunting minotaur when?

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>> No.15434433

How would you feel about a witch who makes her familiar say lewd, embarrassing things, and also pets her head while calling her a "good kitty"?

>> No.15434441

Not where I wanted to post it but thanks

>> No.15434445
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Tease the wolfu!

>> No.15434481

What's wrong with that dog

>> No.15434484

She's a little pent up.

>> No.15434519

Is it bad to choose your daughteru's underwear for her if you're trying to avoid being a daughteru fucker?

>> No.15434526
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I bet Ryus smell really nice!

>> No.15434529

Unless that underwear is a chastity belt, yes.

>> No.15434530

They smell bad.

>> No.15434533
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It depends on how you approach it. If you subtly set the bar right there for how far daddy will get in his daughter's private affairs (barring advice on certain topics), it's a great chance to nurture her and tell funny stories about mommy!

At least when she's not off picking it out with her friends that is (and proper nurturing well help her avoid inadvertent peer pressure) or better yet, mom herself.

>> No.15434538 [DELETED] 

Delete this

>> No.15434546
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Did you know?

Ryuus carry the best scents of the season(s) they're most fond of! It's an inadvertent effect of that extra special bit of attention they give to tending to the weather when it's their favoured season.

>> No.15434549

No, Anon, I don't think you get it. When you say "Delete this", you don't actually delete your own post.

>> No.15434555


>> No.15434556

>smell bad


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>> No.15434565

Just get the wife to help her, I don't know anything about panties or fashion.

>> No.15434566

>That talent
Don't worry, that's only my wallet trying to poke through my pants.

>> No.15434569

Sorry for the delayed reply, I'm juggling a few things.
So I managed to read a few of your short pieces, but I haven't read any of your Glen pastes yet. So it's very possible what I'm about to say will not at all apply and be completely invalidated by what's in those.

Firstly, you've got good grammar, you understand how the English language works. You'd be surprised at how many amateur writers on the internet you can't actually say that for.

I think your dialogue could do with some improvement. This is a general point about flow, structure on the level of the indivual sentence, and setup of a joke. I mean, you write comedy, that's kind of a big thing.
Unfortunately, I can't tell you how to set up a joke or write good comedy. I'm not a comedian, so I can just tell you that it's something you need to consider.
But natural dialogue is important. Understanding how to write it, how it differs from real speech between people, and how to make it sound completely fluid as it passes through the mind of the reader is pivotal, and to do that, you need to avoid anything which might make a person stumble mentally while reading, or double-take just to make sure they understand a meaning. It might happen too if they see a sentence which looks like it could be a bit more "efficient", if you understand what I mean.

Also, another two point about comedy: Frequency, and Contrast. I hope you're ready for a huge fucking spiel, because I'm going to ramble now.
Let's start with contrast. Tragedy and comedy. The Ancient Greeks knew about them, Shakespeare knew about them, and they knew how to capitalise on them, and why. And that's one aspect of why their stories are so vaunted today. When it comes to all things creative, I think contrast lies at the heart of it all. By definition, it creates definition. When you are exposed to one end of the spectrum of anything, and then exposed to the other end, whatever that other end is will feel like even more of a shift, will be even more noticable to you.
Now, we'll keep that in mind as we talk about frequency. And horror. Why does your typical horror movie suck? Why is it not scary? To be honest there could be a lot of reasons to this, but the one I want to talk about is that once the movie switches into "horror mode", that's it. It's now on horror mode until the end. It's trying to scare you from teaser trailer to closing credits, maybe even with dumb fakeout jump scares near the beginning of the movie. You know when a friend sneaks up on a girl and she screams while a scare chord plays? Cheap scares.
These creators, they seem to think that they need to keep you scared, and keep you tense, and keep you jumping, because it's a horror movie. And that just isn't true. You can look at any high school English class on Psycho to figure that out.
In good horror, you are not being scared constantly. You are being led along on a story, and that story is trying to horrify the reader. One of the best ways to do this is to introduce the horror, well, horrifically. I don't really know how to word this, it's a really vague and abstract thing, but the horror element needs to be distinct, jarring and unpleasant to the reader, confusing them, making them feel fear from that confusion, and so on.
If we link this back to contrast, we're saying that the horror elements need to contrast from the non-horror elements to really stand out, and that's where you can imagine you need to worry about the frequency of those elements in a story.

In comedy, it's the same thing. A good funny story isn't just trying to lay on jokes as thickly as possible, it takes care to place the laugh-out-loud moments in very strategic positions, to catch the reader and make them find humour in it, and laugh. You can look into the scince of why we laugh if you want to delve deeper into that, because it's quite interesting to read. Plus a lot of people talk about apes/chimps/monkeys when discussing this sort of thing, and who doesn't like them?
I think a problem you have, because I need to get to the point here, is that you layer jokes and references on too thin and frequently for any of the humour to really, truly stand out. I'm thinking of your Graduation Prep as I type that. The line of humour plotted on (y) over time on (x) just blurs, and becomes a straightish line, rather than something exciting with a lot of spikes and peaks.
That's not a rule you have to follow, necessarily. A good comedian can fire off jokes one after the other and still be funny, still get constant laughs. But that shit is haaard. And to do it right, the jokes need to be distinct, your delivery needs to be perfect, and you need to have mastered your comedic timing to the millisecond. In writing, there's most likely parallels to that which you need to adhere to as well. Even I don't know.

>> No.15434574

Okay, I'm sorry for this wall of text, Chowder. I said I'd give you constructive criticism, but I ended up talking about the philosophy and nature of comedy. Not even talking, just rambling.
Also, I am VERY tired, so I don't think I should be held responsible for at least some of what I type here. I'd be interested in hearing if any other Anons have some input or corrections they'd like to make on this.

But, uh, there's something for you to read.

>> No.15434575

She normally asks her mom for that kind of stuff.

>> No.15434580

I- is that supposed to imply something Anon?
Is 'our scent' one of the best of her favourite season?
Is her favourite season also her self-proclaimed 'mating season'?

>> No.15434588

Whoa. Is this a one-off thing or would you be willing to take a look-see through another pastebin after some well-earned recuperation?

>> No.15434594

What do you do if a haughty elf ignores your existence despite being in a 2 person adventuring party?

>> No.15434597

Man, fuck Ryus. They look all pure and gentle like that, but they are one of the most lewd beasts ever.

>> No.15434599

Solo shit and steal her loot.

>> No.15434602

Turn her into a Cursed Sword.

>> No.15434603

Seconded. It would be nice to know how I'm doing.

>> No.15434609
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How do we fix Alices?

>> No.15434610
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Why is tender loving femdom the best? I want to be tenderly dommed by a Pharaoh and Lilim.

>> No.15434611

Follow her into the woods and watch her pee.

If she still wants to deny my existence, I get to see something nice.

>> No.15434613

>Trick her into picking up a Cursed Sword
>She ends up slashing and stabbing some Chad at the bar
>You're left with the bill

>> No.15434614

Apophis's better than Pharaoh

>> No.15434616

Give them thick thighs and a plump rear.

>> No.15434619

Oh yeah, can anyone who's feeling creative come up with ideas for Demon/Monster lords? I need filler ideas to place inbetween #4 and #26 of my setting's lore.
I've already worked out:
#1, who is a pretty cool dude despite being evil.
#2, who is a fucking failure that is mocked throughout history for being killed by a nobody with a magic bow.
#3, who is regarded as both the strongest and most feared out of all of them and is still capable of making paladins shit their pants through stories of their actions.
#4, who had the shortest rule due to a group of priests summoning a warrior from another world to slay him
And the last one, who is the current one in charge and spends most of her time screwing her husband and lining the walls of her castle's halls with painting of her children.

>> No.15434620

I thought all loli monster girls already had that.

>> No.15434623

Thicker then.

>> No.15434625

Making them beat up our penises

>> No.15434627

I don't think we have art depicting that just yet, as much as I'd like to see a bottom heavy Familiar.

>> No.15434629
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Can't fix what's not broken.

>> No.15434636

By snorting cocaine and amphetamines off the bases of their tails.

>> No.15434637
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Sorry, no more in me at the moment. It's 22:45, I've been up for 36 hours straight, working and writing. That's my last big mindfart for tonight, and I still want to get some more of my writing done.

I do these sorts of things occasionally. Link me the thing you want me to read, and I'll read it tonight, let my thoughts swim, and come back to writing on it tomorrow. If you want me to read through your entire visible Pastebin, I'll do that too. If there's anything you want me to focus on, please do say. The more specific you are, with what you want me to read and what you want help on, the less innane rambling you have to deal with from me.

I'd say this counts. Thicker probably exists on Pixiv. Try ロリ and 尻神様. Loli and "divine ass" respectively.

>> No.15434643

>Try ロリ and 尻神様. Loli and "divine ass" respectively.
Bless you, I'll try this out.

>> No.15434646
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Embarassed and pure demons are the best

>> No.15434651

How about not hugging Yetis

>> No.15434661

I want to make a dragon so comfortable she even purrs while I'm cuddling with her.

>> No.15434664
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I want to be cuddlefucked by Miia in a hot bath

Hot slippery coils all around me while she gently rocks her hips back and forth and rests her head on my shoulder

>> No.15434665

Dumb dragon

>> No.15434678

Dragons are not dumb, their minds just melt when they get comfy!

>> No.15434684

I'd love it if you'd give one of my more dialogue-heavy works a look. I've always felt that my dialogue is one of the weakest parts of my writing: http://pastebin.com/KSsRriyM

If there's anything I can do to scratch your back after you've scratched mine, just let me know! Though, as you can probably tell from the level of my writing, critique isn't one of my strengths.

>> No.15434688

Read through my pastebin when you're feeling up to it in the future.
I can only hope I'm on around the time of your thoughts.

>> No.15434702

can someone draw some cute raccoon girls
not tanuki

>> No.15434705

Tanukis are rats and should be called Ratnuki

>> No.15434706

Wheres the Kejfag? Havent seen him in a while.

>> No.15434708

You're going to get a picture of a Wurm cuddling a literal raccoon and saying "Good doggy!" because you weren't clear enough for the monkey's paw.

>> No.15434709

What if Alices didn't do the dumb charming thing, and instead inflicted their own naivety on the man who caught their attention?

She makes it so he doesn't question why a strange little girl wants to play with him. He doesn't see anything wrong with her asking for lots of hugs and head pats. Asking for kisses, wanting to bath together, wanting to sleep together, wanting to be his wife are all just innocent requests that there is no harm in fulfilling. Explaining what the thing poking her butt is or why her body feels funny is a perfectly reasonable thing to do. If she needs a hands-on demonstration to understand, then it can't be helped.

And replace the amnesia with "sex with an Alice causes an acid trip that makes you unsure if it was real or a dream, and it's even more intense for the Alice herself."

>> No.15434710

Oh man, I read that as dragoon. I should really lay off dragons for a while. It's starting to fuck me up.

>> No.15434712

I feel like I saw this exact post with the same gif in the last thread.
I find it regrettable that anons like you and that /r9k/ general on /d/ has reduced their relationship to nothing more than fetish pandering. Hell, even most of the /a/ scanlation threads of WCW are plagues by generic fetishposting. A great series with a unique dynamic between characters and all anyone ever sees is 'yusss tall gurl femdom xd'.
Yeah senpai, I'm triggered.

>> No.15434714

>knight cuddling his wyvern petting her head as she blushes and pouts

>> No.15434716

I want to be headpatted by a tall dominant monster girl and be her princess!

>> No.15434723

One who was essentially a figurehead and a thug for his number two, the real threat.
A mage that replaced most of his body with magical artifacts and machines and became a more power version of a Lich.
A body surfing, mind controlling parasite that took control of the current Demon Lord and wants to create conditions so the rest of his kind can take over.
A big armored guy that got the job by hitting things REALLY hard.
A former angel that fell when they got in a fight with the Chief God.
What kind of story are you going for, if you don't mind me asking?

>> No.15434729

My issue isn't with dominant monstergirls you twit, it is the simplification of great characters and storytelling into fetish pandering.

>> No.15434730

So for dragons would it be Prince Carrying?

>> No.15434734

>tfw no 300cm tall Oni who wants to be the little spoon and loves that she can just be girly around me without me making comments about how frilly dresses don't fit her image

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>> No.15434755

What's the difference?

>> No.15434757 [DELETED] 
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Does it hurt, Anon?

>> No.15434758

What happens if a dragon carries a dragon?

>> No.15434760

Judaism and tail fluff

>> No.15434763
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I saved this with a different name in mind, but that works just as well. Enjoy yourself, Anon~!

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>> No.15434770

This is the thread where someone posts the slowpoke holst post once a thread, as well as the guy(s) posting same the nerdhound image every single thread would it kill you guys to push your thing using a fresh image once in a while?

>> No.15434773

The one who doesn't care about anything- yet flies into a furious rage when there's blood on her clothing.

The one whose face can stop a clock- and knows how to use it, too.

>> No.15434776

>Dragon mom carries her dragon daughter who carries you

>> No.15434777 [SPOILER] 
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>What happens if a dragon carries a dragon?
Why, that might just mean you have a daughter, Anon!

>> No.15434784

>Why is X the best?
>Serious usage of exclamation point on 4chan for non-comedic purposes.

Let's guess his age, shall we?

>> No.15434795

That's way too lewd for me.

>> No.15434803

The kind of shit you're whining about happens every thread multiple times. Why is it suddenly an issue to you now?

>> No.15434806

Probably because the fetishes the guy was talking about triggers the faggot.

>> No.15434807

Not him, but aore than one person do that in the thread. To me it looks like you're mad because he's posting something you don't like.

>> No.15434811

The exclamation point is a /jp/ meme, you can get banned and warned on this board for a lot of stuff but that is not one of them.

>> No.15434813


>> No.15434815

Are you new? Those posts are common here. Are you sure you aren't just pissed off that he likes femdom and being princess carried?

>> No.15434824

So, reality shows with monster girls?

>> No.15434828

I don't have a clue about his age, but your condescending attitude and obvious shittiness towards his fetish makes me wonder if you're that one faggot who used to try and run any talk of femdom off the thread.

>> No.15434836

Silent, is this a consensual hypnosis story?
You glorious person, you. And in the very same thread I was talking about consensual hypnosis earlier, too. This is great. Can't believe I missed this story up until now.
Don't worry about doing anything in return. I just want to help.

Do you have a link to your Pastebin? If you really like, I can post a private message to your Pastebin account with some of my words, just to make sure you don't miss it.
Entirely up to you.

>> No.15434837

Why do I get the feeling you're the guy who pushes the nerdhound meme every thread?

>> No.15434839

Everyone knows the best dom is wurmdom.

>> No.15434845

I can't help but think anon is samefagging against his own shitty posts in order to start something. If you are really a different anon, why exactly do you feel compelled to reply to this shit? Just let it rot.

>> No.15434850

I would definetely watch it. Would the winning prize be a husband?

>> No.15434859
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Cheer up, Anon! After all, yes even so, her smile will never fade, you know?

You'll always have that.

Pixiv tag for those who'd like to see more: オーガ(DQ10)
Booru tag is about the same: Ogre_(DQ10)

>> No.15434866
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Try to prove muscle imoutos aren't the best MGs.

You fucking can't.

>> No.15434869

Honestly, because he was being an asshole. I'm not even the guy he was shitting on, but the attitude of "you can't like things I don't like" makes for a shitty thread and ignoring guys like that makes them think it's ok to keep doing it.

>> No.15434879
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I don't see the point, it's all subjective opinion. But all imoutos are love in their own ways.
Except 3d ones most of the time.

>> No.15434880

What if she forgets the safeword?

>> No.15434884

She's a small chuff.

>> No.15434886

The smallest ever found fully grown.

>> No.15434898

They're not the best.

The best is the muscle imouto + lazy onee-san combination

>> No.15434905

>Echidna mom
>Musclemouto Dormouse with creatine
>Lazy onee-san Hinezumi

>> No.15434907

Well, I've had an idea kicking around in the back of my head for a long while now, but it always seemed a little cheesy and/or a bit edgy to me.

>The Demon Lord is dead. Killed by the Last Emperor, who also died in the process.
>Monster Girls are still around, but their low birthrate makes them an uncommon sight. Add to that, without the Demon Lord around, the truly wicked among them begin to take on more monstrous forms, becoming a scourge upon the world like they were in ages past.
>The Humans don't fare much better- with the death of the Last Emperor, the world descends into chaos. And the Emperor's adventuring party, the greatest heroes of their day, go their separate ways.
>The Warrior quietly returns home to Not-Britain, content to fade into obscurity. His best friend, the Barbarian travels with him for a time, eventually falling head-over-heels for his sister, marrying her and taking her back with him to the Far North and founding his own kingdom.
>The Paladin, a fanatical Valkyrie who'd been madly in love with the Emperor, raises an army of zealots and brutally conquers vast swathes of the west to restore order, conquering the old capital and installing herself as the 'Holy Matriarch', ruling with an iron fist. Many Valkyries from the Far North journey south to join her crusade, causing a massive cultural split within their race.
>In the east, the remnants of the Old Empire see the coming Valkyrian juggernaut and rally behind the Sorceress, an ancient being borne from a Dragon's tooth that had served the royal family since time immemorial. Given the title of 'Archon' by the Senate, she leads the Empire through a grueling defensive campaign that eventually halts the Matriarch's advance.
>Bogged down in the east, the increasingly-mad Matriach sets her eyes on Not-Britain. Seeking out the now-aging Warrior and offering him lordship over the island if he helps her conquer it, she's honestly surprised when he turns her down and rallies the fragmented kingdoms of the isle against her.
>Furious, she personally leads an invasion intent to burn the whole nation to the ground. It doesn't go well.
>The Not-Britons had been waging war among themselves for centuries even during the Empire's time, as a result, they'd gotten very, VERY good at it. Led by their greatest hero and joined by said hero's nephews who brought warriors and fleets of ships from the Far North, they were able to stand toe-to-toe with the Matriarch's massive armies.
>As the war drags on, the Matriarch becomes more and more unstable, becoming more savage and twisted both physically and mentally, until after the final battle, she is deposed and imprisoned by her own niece, who ascends to the throne and pulls the army out of Not-Britain to consolidate her power on the continent.
>The Warrior nominates one of his Generals as a 'High King', to keep the country at least somewhat united against outside threats, and then fades away back into obscurity.
>The deeds of the Warrior's nephews and their warriors form a cultural bromance between Not-Britain and the Far North that never quite fades.
>The actual story takes place 300 years after these events, with a mischievous, literally-unnamed, little orphan shit who likes to pull the tails of Not-Saxon Wolfgirl refugees for shits and giggles.

>> No.15434911

>Lazy onee-san Hinezumi
Does she see video games as a form of fighting and use that excuse for being lazy?

>> No.15434915
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I want toned and muscular, not a filthy gains monster

>> No.15434921

She's a chubby NEET who only gets into vidya if they're fighting games, and even then she prefers to play you 1v1 with her YUGE meece tits on your head while your Dormouse musclemouto does hanging crunches progressively more vigorously in anger at losing out on all those sweet onii cuddle moments.

>> No.15434922

I'm scared.

>> No.15434928

Alright anon, you got me. That sounds adoreble.

>> No.15434936

>Half the head is a forehead

>> No.15434948
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What's there to be scared of? She's totally chill. She likes to hang out drinking and smoking without clothes on half the time. I bet she wouldn't even care if you stared.

>> No.15434953

All the better for kissing her there.

>> No.15434956

Zyzz save me.

>> No.15434957


Did someone say wall, because I think I heard someone say wall

>> No.15434967
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That sounds pretty primo honestly.

>> No.15434972

I don't like women who smoke.

>> No.15434978

>all american valkyrie shouting maga with mad houris and alps in the background

>> No.15434981
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>he doesn't want his waifu to make it

>> No.15434989
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Has your waifu got a temper?

>> No.15434996

Anon, it's a dragon. Even if there weren't cigarettes she'd have brimstone breath and regular smoke to deal with. Dragons are pretty much the only girls who could get away with it since their bodies and homes already have to contend with it.

>> No.15435008

She isn't even that overly-muscular. When someone says creatine I think of those over-sized gym rats that think the Power Thirst guy is a good body ideal to work towards.

>> No.15435011

Well then I don't want a dragon.

>> No.15435027
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Suit yourself, anon. More smoking hot lizard goddesses for me.

>> No.15435036
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Kinda. But it's easy to calm her down. Sweet talking and praising works like a charm.

>> No.15435039

I've had enough Dragon for one day desu.

>> No.15435047

I haven't had enough Dragon for one day desu.

>> No.15435057

I'll just take the cows.

>> No.15435059

I agree, but I can't stop taking about them.I'm trying to restrict myself by not posting that much.

You know how dragons like to show off how rich and powerful they are? Anons that like dragons do the same, but instead of showing power they show the waifus.

>> No.15435060

>Hera-senpai is bullying students and making them worship her
I'm reporting her to the Disciplinary Committee. Athena-san will sort her out.

>> No.15435068

Does this make Zeus the school slut?

>> No.15435069

what would it be like to be a male CC in MGC?

>> No.15435073

That game is a hoard of dragon waifus. It's so good.

>> No.15435079

They're the new meme, we need to talk about them until the thread as a whole is sick of them.

>> No.15435084

What happens if you call a monster a prude

>> No.15435089

>Oshiete! Dragko-chan
Okay not quite, but I can dream.
Even if there are a host of other MGs she can be.
Or perhaps I should instead be saying: "a holst of other MGs"!

>> No.15435090

Not really, but she is very prone to getting overexcited and too hyper. And that usually just means it's time for a walk.

>> No.15435094
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No. It's probably that skank Sakuya over in the music club. We all know those wanna-be idols will whore themselves out to anyone to get a few gigs or outfits.

>> No.15435102

>Gyaru Holst

Mother of god.

>> No.15435104

She dies.

>> No.15435112
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Gyaru monsters are the best!

>> No.15435120 [DELETED] 

If they're the best, why'd you post a pudgy P'orc?

>> No.15435122

Even the alps would make fun of you.
But then it would be your fault for living in the alp part of town, you alp.

>> No.15435130
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>tfw your Monster Girl waifu will never go berserk in order to protect you

>> No.15435140

>When your friends give you a brocher to a vacation destination known for being filled with Succubi but it turns out it was a prank and it's actually a town of Alps

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>> No.15435148

I like average sized monsters that are the same age as me

>> No.15435167

My brother.

>> No.15435172

Same here, but I like onee-sans and lolis too.

>> No.15435175
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how fat are we talking?

>> No.15435178

Did you accidentally delete your post?

>> No.15435197

All sorts of monstergirls would be into that.

>> No.15435204

name 5 and why

>> No.15435213

The tiny ones. Meeces, witches, lolifoxes, angels, and familiars, for example.
Because being held and protected by something strong, older and bigger than you feels nice.

>> No.15435216

Some wold like teasing an old virgin, others would want a older more experienced man.

>> No.15435217

>deja(mais) vu(?)
Please delete before the limit is up if it gets no replies.
We had almost exactly this post 2 threads ago and it ain't even one of the series' two Monster Girls. All Might is superior husbando, I admit.

>> No.15435218

I'm going to make a Jabberwock and Baphomet switch bodies.

>> No.15435227

In before "checkmate that's a reply". You know what I mean.

>> No.15435252

And it's gone all quiet now. How strange.

>> No.15435253

I blame you

>> No.15435256

I could talk about peeing on Wurm-chans if you want

>> No.15435257

And it's all your fault

>> No.15435261

Which slime is most fluffy

>> No.15435265

I blame you harder.

Do you ever get the irrational fear that when you post something, you're actually the only one who can see that post you made? Then no-one replies to you, and it just makes you more and more paranoid about your most magically turning invisble by anyone else except you?

I have that a lot.

>> No.15435269

The moldy ones

>> No.15435273

that's weird, your weird

>> No.15435277

No, that never happens to me. I've never once had a thought remotely close to that even.

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>> No.15435289

Maybe he wants to shove a bottle of carbonated water into one and open it.

>> No.15435293

that would be a fizzy slime

>> No.15435294
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Somebody needs to do art of a /fit/ hellwan

>> No.15435298

Snibako was working on a group of /fit/ monstergirl delinquents. A fuckhuge Hellhound was among them.

>> No.15435303

Hellhounds are basically fit by design though. Its only the occasional thread attempt to make them weak and small were they don't appear slightly buff.

>> No.15435306
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Boy, we've been over this before. She'll take that as a chance to slap you with sanitation duty and seduce you in the bath, till she can take a picture of yer pretty little ahegaoing face in the all too pearly shine of her scales. 'Course if that's what you want-

>> No.15435309
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>Tall fit Hellhound
All of my fetishes.

I dunno, most of the art I've seen they seem generic anime girl physique. Maybe a bit athletic, but not really muscular or anything.

>> No.15435333

Oh great, Memehound time.

>> No.15435338

your more of a bitch then a hellhound in heat

>> No.15435340

That somebody is you, anon. Bless these threads with whatever idea you have by drawing it out

>> No.15435344

Show me on the doll where the hellhound burned you.

>> No.15435349

Yes, how dare some of us discuss a monstergirl we like.

>> No.15435355
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But I can't draw

>> No.15435363

You aren't going to go apeshit on the thread again, are you? I'm still not convinced that aggressive hellhound shitposter is gone.

>> No.15435365 [SPOILER] 
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>One Hellhound picture
>Actually discussing differing portrayals
Relax, fellow Anon. No need to call nine-wan-wan now.
But if it's gettin' hot in here (so hot) then take off all your clothes!

>> No.15435372


I've actually had several story ideas haunting me in dreams/every time I bitch about writefagging and my writer's block/procrastination to people in the Discord. They're pretty cut and dry and silly, to be quite honest with you.

>Man finds himself in a body half his age on the dining floor of Charon's ship, made to look like the HMS Titanic and chats it up about his life; Losing his father in the Salvation War that broke out during the Korean conflict, learning to love a Monoeye, singing Frankie Valli to her before moving on

>Succubus type daemon summons a guy and kinky things happen, reversal of the idiot summons succubus trope. Turns out he's actually half-competent

>Desert Tanuki adopting slave boy from foreign raids, raising him to be her lover and half-Oedepian razz-matazz. May or may not include big lactating tanuki ta-tas

Just to name a few that I'll probably never work on.

>> No.15435383
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What's that? More Hellhound?

>> No.15435385

I'm gonna lick a sodaslime!

>> No.15435392

Nobody could when they started but through lots of practice they eventually learned. Do it for your waifu she'd probably love it if you learned to draw just to make stuff of her

>> No.15435396

I don't mind Hellhounds, but in these threads bitching about something only encourages people to post more of it.
So unless this was reverse psychology that wasn't a clever thing to do.

>> No.15435400

Would her flavor affect her personality? What does tsundere soda taste like

>> No.15435405

I want to relieve that Hellhounds breasts of their spicy honeyed milk.

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Whatever you say, champ.

>> No.15435412

I love Hellhound's design, but the eyelash flames will always sort of ruin it for me.

>> No.15435414

I'm gonna cock cokeslime.

>> No.15435421
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>tfw no bookworm Anubutt and delinquent Hellhound fighting for your love

>> No.15435440

Anubis >>>>>>> Hellhound.

>> No.15435443

Something sour

I'm gonna impregnate a root beer slime!

>> No.15435444
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>tfw monster girls ruin christmas with an overused gag.

>> No.15435449

get that disgusting degeneratebot out of here

>> No.15435452
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They're both pretty good. But I prefer wild girls over strict desk jockies.

>> No.15435454

>Monster girls ruining Christmas for all the innocent boys by creeping out Santa.
Thanks, monsters.

>> No.15435455

I love sour, I need a tsundere soda slime, how about Yandere?

>> No.15435463

Yeah, me too. Which is why I like Werewolves.

>> No.15435468
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Big Bad Wolves!

>> No.15435473

Blame the Sabbath for making the DFC-72 series.

>> No.15435474

little red shota hood is what young wolves dream of

>> No.15435478

Bob pls.

>> No.15435479

Yandere is alcohol

>> No.15435484

G-rape soda

>> No.15435488

>no thicc musclegirl Yanwolf to stalk you

>> No.15435490
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Grape Ape.

>> No.15435491
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>> No.15435493

I know Kuu is water

>> No.15435494

I want to hug that Kakuen.

>> No.15435501
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>> No.15435505

She looks pretty happy and a bit smug there. Does she knows I want another one?

>> No.15435507

What about a genkislime or a deliquentslime?

>> No.15435510
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Wew lad I want her to do things to me

>> No.15435511

> my eyes are brown
> hers are blurple
> kids' are yellow
Don't think you can ruse me just by turning up at my door 9 months after the... incident... smirking like that, you devious monsterslut!

>> No.15435516

Year of the Monkey is the best time for hugging Kakuen.

>> No.15435521
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Why are elfs so damn lewd?

>> No.15435527

Biological coding

>> No.15435544

I like the MGE explanation: that they're raised to think that humans are brutish, lewd, unsophisticated plebs. So when Elf grills get rebellious against their culture and want to go slumming, all that anti-hummie rhetoric becomes an effective advertisement to make humanboys their go-to contact.

>> No.15435567

Every year is the best time for hugging Kakuens.

>> No.15435574

What happens when a lich teenager rebels against her parents

>> No.15435580
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>You will never be lovingly femdom'd by a wolfu

>> No.15435589

She learns divine magic instead of necromancy.

>> No.15435595

A fine choice, Anon.

>> No.15435596

She becomes alive and starts practicing some sports.

>> No.15435603
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What are we going to do on Year of the Chicken in 2017?

>> No.15435621

Running of the Cockatrice.

An event that takes place every few years where a group of Cockatrice must run for as long as they can before getting caught and raped.

>> No.15435624

Heh, cocks. Hehe.

>> No.15435632

This sounds like an average day for a cockarice tbqh

>> No.15435636
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Their tiny bodies can't escape my cock!

>> No.15435640

I want to my rebellious Kiki daughter to make a mess of her room and then I'd tell her I invited the neighbor boy over

>> No.15435641

But this day is a special day.

>> No.15435646

Just be sure to cuddle them once you're done.

>> No.15435655

Don't worry, I plan to be around for when she delivers the egg.

I hear they're quite big, so she'll need help.

>> No.15435712

That is mean

>> No.15435727

Are... Are you me? Did I write this? Who the fuck else is into Anubi, massage, ASMR, hypnosis. what

>> No.15435737

Do you want to know now, or when I write a proper thing about it?

>> No.15435753
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>Man, fuck Ryus. They look all pure and gentle like that, but they are one of the most lewd beasts ever.

Well, for all their hard work and sincere dedication, they deserve someone who'll show them an exclusive and romantic devotion. Someone who will at day's end take her, all to himself, right then and there, in the midst of her pastime studies upon the engawa.

Kimono turned up, herself turned towards sky. Often revered as a god, she's glad to be anchored by your embrace. And with your entrance into her abode, comes forth a pleasured cry. With all your love and lust, all of it only for her, sending her body behind you thrashing, her bountiful breasts heaving, gasping your name till her climaxing under your affectionate eye.

At last, between each shared, pleasured sigh, soothe her till she slumbers with a kiss, each one a little lullaby. Your beauty is now sleeping and in your care everlasting, you redress her kimono where you can, that she may stay comfortable but not grow too cool from a body still slick with the products of your passion. Finally cradling her in your arms you turn her over, turning her gentle face away from the sun that she may not grow too warm and yet bask in it, even all afternoon long.

On rising the temptation to rest beside her stirs in you, but this sight truly is too precious to disturb. Instead you settle on watching over her sleep, reclining a ways away. Here is your life. Your wife. Relish as you burn this scene into your heart and into your mind.

artwork by Pixiv's Midnight/BanyeX on DA

>> No.15435757

know if you're me? when you write it will it all be revealed? i'm too tired for this. but yeah i've only written one thing and it was about massaging an anubis. wasn't very good because i only write when i can't sleep

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>> No.15435766

Why is that csgo hugging a Zora

>> No.15435768

Why can't I have a Hellhound/Werewolf/Familiar with a body like that?

>> No.15435769

Holy shit, is that you? MonsterMasseur?
The guy who wrote this?

>> No.15435771

So when is she going to pay me?

>> No.15435772

haha yeah lmao i'm a licensed massage therapist

>> No.15435773
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I want a tall fit hellhound so I can press my face into her cleavage mofu

>> No.15435777

If you are who I think you are, I hope you complete that Jiang-shi massage thing.

>> No.15435783

oh shit just for you and your trips bby

>> No.15435785

Because you have shit taste.

>> No.15435788

Now I'm skeptical. Are you drunk or some shit?

>> No.15435789
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Hug that yeti, citizen

>> No.15435790

I want to tell a dark slime all my problems and worries while I lay down in her

>> No.15435793

I refuse.

>> No.15435798

You mean chest hair?

>> No.15435801
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yeah honestly i only visit this board anymore when i'm drunk but it's me

>> No.15435802
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You will go to jail with the pally and yeti, she will get her hugs one way or another

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>> No.15435806
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No, I mean cleavage mofu

>> No.15435807

You're high or drunk again, aren't you? You were the last time you posted here as well, I think.

Well, whatever. If it really is you, everyone basically adored your anubis story. They've been waiting and wondering when you'll put out another monstergirl massage story. You said you'd try full prose rather than greetext this time around.

Massages, ASMR, anubi and hypnosis is indeed top tier taste. I'm at
So keep an eye out for that name when I get around to putting that story out, if you want.

>> No.15435811
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They can't help it if they're stupid, sexy robots.

>> No.15435812

I refuse to hug any Yetis.

>> No.15435825

Aw shucks. I'll get on it!

>> No.15435831

This is chest hair no matter how you look at it. You can't stop me from bullying!

>> No.15435832
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I though ice cream would be a better idea

>> No.15435833

Awesome. You're doing great work!

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>> No.15435858

More hellhound twins? Top nice.

>> No.15435859

Are these Quicksilver's cutiepie hellhound twins?
With a translucent white dress showing off the right one's body like that, I think they could be.

You draw your hellhounds so nicely, too, what with the fluffiness and their flared out hair. But have you ever considered experimenting with a dash of fiery colour in their irises, or coming off of their eyes?

>> No.15435863

>Hellhound wants ice cream
>It melts in her hands as soon as she gets a hold of it

>> No.15435866

Young monsters are really adorable. I would love to work on a daycare as long as they aren't shit like shitkids. I used to help at one. Good times.

>> No.15435868

They would definitely be one of the better slimes for that, given their intelligence. Her magic would also help fix whatever might be ailing you.
A Nureonago would also be great, given her housewife mannerisms.

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I forgot that game was out. How is it?

J-Just because she has hair that happens to be on her chest doesn't make it... You bully!

>> No.15435874

Oh boy, that man is gonna have a hell of a time when they grow up.

>> No.15435880

If we say that they are will it make him come back and write about them again?

>> No.15435883

Maybe if we talk about how much we love lolis, it'll bring him back.
Would you kiss a loli?

>> No.15435895

Yes sir I would, I would kiss a loli. I'd stick my tongue down her little throat and play with her cute tongue I would.

>> No.15435898

I was going to say that I wished he would write more about that romanian vampire, but then I remembered that was Harb. Has quicksilver done anything that wasn't loli?

>> No.15435899

That's why you have to feed them it.

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>I forgot that game was out. How is it?
It's interesting as long as you know what you're getting into: a drama and drunken slice-of-life VN. Just cute girls, but no H or even Romance. Unless you're a poorfag, I'd recommend getting it.

It also makes for some interesting /hbg/ images.

>> No.15435904

Oh wow, that's lewd. What about giving a lolifox kissus between her legs?

Yes, I think, but I don't remember what, so I'm not 100% sure.

>> No.15435911

Between her legs and all over her puffy little lolifox bits, yes. I'd even give kissus on the bits under her tail, if she was in to that kind of stuff.

>> No.15435912
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Jesus Christ. Thanks for letting me know what to avoid

>> No.15435916

Do you feel threatened by your secret clubhouse being in a game?

>> No.15435920

Let's be honest, if one piece of background fluff text is enough to turn you off a game, you weren't going to buy it anyway.

>> No.15435921

>Yes, I think, but I don't remember what, so I'm not 100% sure.
He did stuff about a slime that wasn't a loli, a mega Holst, and a Kej who liked it in her bum.

>> No.15435924
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Yeah, I fucking love epic memes too!

Get outta here memecats.

>> No.15435925

Why is smug cat sad?

>> No.15435927

>I'd even give kissus on the bits under her tail, if she was in to that kind of stuff.

No you don't get it. You give her kisses on the underside of her tail SO that you get her into that kind of stuff.
You're awakening her little kitsune body, after all. Have to be thorough in making her feel all tingly and nice.

>> No.15435932

There is a big difference between an accurate representation of what looks to be bizzarro /r9k/ and doge memes you shitlord.

>> No.15435934

>yfw you just got hera sempai

>> No.15435935
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Jesus Christ. Calm down man. I just enjoy femdom is all.

>> No.15435936

You have no right to complain about memes and post that image.

>> No.15435940

>Phone ringing while the owner is getting molested

Why not just call it NTR.jpg?

>> No.15435943

Right right, silly me.

>> No.15435945

Why are you jumping to conclusions? It's morning and they're wearing uniforms. Maybe some one is just calling to ask why he is late, and his gf just happens to be in heat.

>> No.15435950

Tanukis are secretly canid girls.

>> No.15435951

Or it could be WHO WAS PHONE?

>> No.15435952


And fat, faceless old men that are grinning around an unconscious girl are just doing so out of relief she's not hurt.

>> No.15435957
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Why is femdom so great?

>> No.15435961

Because it's what the Demon Lord intended for man.

>> No.15435963

Nigga you can't even SEE who is calling him.

>> No.15435967

It just is. Amazon position, 69 paizuri, and lotus position a best.

>> No.15435970

Remember to be careful brushing you teeth in the forest as toothpast attracts grizzys

>> No.15435972

Only you can prevent tooth decay anon.

>> No.15435976

Femdom is meh to me

>> No.15435977

I want an eldritch qt to rise from the depths of the Pacific, destroy my mind and devour my white gold

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>> No.15435986

I'm feeling lonely. What monster girl would be a good reliable friend?

>> No.15435988

So your telling me a bear girl could come to be about forest fires and be distracted by my toothpaste?

>> No.15435992

Why are you even here?

>> No.15436000

Because by its very nature it implies agency and strong character of the girl, and shows an interesting and loving dynamic which stands out because it isn't the norm, which makes the interaction so much more memorable and meaningful to us.

Personally, I love it because it means sex can be a dialogue, a back and forth of a selfless power play where one is trying to pleasure the other. I don't want to sumbit, but I don't want her to stop domming. It means she can still be on top and in charge, as long as she doesn't slip up, and she can still receive pleasure from her partner taking their own initiative.

>> No.15436002

because I like inhuman women and corruption, no one said I had to like being dominated

>> No.15436004

White gold? Is that a reference to something?

>> No.15436008

What happens when a dom monster forces her sub to dom her and he does a bad job

>> No.15436009

Kobolds, Werewolves, and Hellhounds.
Dog monstergirls are a man's best friend.
Just imagine the cuddles.

>> No.15436013
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Remeber to call out your waifu's name before going to sleep so she can find your dreams more easily.

>> No.15436014

They teach each other how to do their roles right.
The sub has a responsibility too, after all.

>> No.15436016

whats white and cherished by monster girls just as much as gold. Hint semen

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>> No.15436019

Dojidom is a thing

>> No.15436020

Relax, I was making a jest about the overwhelming vocal femdom base in the thread, and the constant shitflinging.

>> No.15436027

what is that

>> No.15436034

Any one here go /out/side regularly? Do wetlands make it easier or harder to read tracks?

>> No.15436035
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White blood?

>> No.15436044

Wow Anon, that's pretty sad.
And so am I. She has the prettiest name ever, and I have to think of it every night before sleep.

>> No.15436046

Don't worry, man I don't say much about anything as some of the time it gets drowned out by femdom or cutesy stuff a kinda don't want to talk about that.

>> No.15436048

>Asking a bunch of neet faggots that just want to spend all day fucking inhuman women.
Mother fucker you better have just fucked up and posted in the wrong place or I'll find you and god damn cut you.

>> No.15436051

I want to put a placebo sleep drug in my Vampire Mistress's tea and "rape her"

>> No.15436053

Easier, unless there's heavy rainfall, then the tracks get washed away.

>> No.15436055

I want to give my Vampire Mistress nice tasty cakes everyday and not "rape her"

>> No.15436056

You can't rape the willing, anon.

>> No.15436058

I think what that anon is saying is his mistress is on of those weirdos that roleplays

>> No.15436063

>Implying men from all walks of life can't come together to talk about fucking monsters

Thanks anon.

>> No.15436064

Calm down anon, if you stop gorging yourself on junk food one day even you may be able to leave the basement.

>> No.15436068

Demonic energy is dumb. Charm magic is especially retarded.

>> No.15436069

Harder. Tracks on land inside of or near wetlands/large bodies of water or a medium that is suitably saturated with liquid do not last long as capillary action causes liquids to gently 'run' across said medium without external influence.
Eventually, any tracks left will be melded back into the landscape. Hunters will often lose track of wild boar if they fail to shepherd them away from nearby bogs/wetlands.


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