Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Old rich hags of varying weight looking for young boy toys. Apply now.

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[Anonymous No.]

First post for June a best.

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>>15545736
[hungry wendigo noises]

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>>15545788
What the fuck do you idiots think you're doing?

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>>15545799
Mod gave a go ahead to create new threads when we run out of images.

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>>15545799
Following the mod's word, we hit 300 images

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>>15545799
Just following mod orders.

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>>15545799
A mod said we could do this a few threads back. I agree that it's a bad idea in general, but this is how they're doing things right now.
The logic is that more people browse with phones that can't handle the average 3000 post thread, but I'm worried newfags will take it as an opportunity to shit on everything.

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Guess the new change is alright if we don't use up the images until we hit page 10

[Anonymous No.]

She will always be my qt cattu

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>>15545810
>but I'm worried newfags will take it as an opportunity to shit on everything.
How so? What will they do that's so bad?

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>>15545829
Doesn't she have a dick now?

[Anonymous No.]

The yuki-onna mother across the street wants your son to play in the snow with her daughter

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>>15545831
Spam images and instantly make a new thread, resulting in the board being flooded with these threads and angering the locals.

It's now a perfectly viable trolling tactic by the faggots who want to wreck this thread, and they've been given the go ahead to do so.

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>>15545831
>Page 5
>Images spammed to 300
>Open new thread
>Repeat until half the board is full of dead /mgg/ threads

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>>15545831
Image spam.

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>>15545831
Spam images.

[Anonymous No.]

Meow!

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>>15545837
My son will play wherever he wants as long as it's safe form him to do so.

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>>15545838
>>15545840
We're not spamming images, we're still using them at the same rate as always and running out on page 10

If you want to argue with the mod's decision >>>/qa/ is that way, I can't do anything for you

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>>15545836
What?

>>15545844
Cute cats deserve pats.
Bad girls deserve dick.

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>>15545842
As long as people have the self restraint to max out images on page 9 or 10 as usual it's fine. Just make sure to call people cunts for posting foxes or dragons with no text in the post and it should be manageable.

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>>15545853
I thought the guy who wrote that gave Laska a dick recently. As in, made her futa.

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>>15545846
She's a little girl in a snowsuit, she wouldn't possibly mark your son for marriage and come back to marry him when they're both older or your entire house will be frozen over

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>>15545850
All I'm saying is that it's now a very unfortunate possibility. Remember the newfag who dropped 100 dragon images a few threads back? Now nothing stops anons with grudges from doing the same.

I get why the mod did this, but there are potential downsides to this.

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Do not get the alps drunk. They do things..

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>>15545850
>Being a liar.

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>>15545857
Bob has fallen very far lately, but I doubt he's done that.

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>>15545865
He made Laska a lesbian so who knows

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>>15545857
Laska and Clare are different cats.

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>>15545873
I see. I'm ignorant to the stories, as I have not read them. I just could have swore I heard someone talking about how he gave laska a dick.

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>>15545876
You're thinking of Truckercore.
It started out as a promising road trip story and CYOA featuring a Manticore trucker and an anon with nowhere to go on the road together, but then Bob made Claire the Cheshire a futa because trolls convinced him it would be amazing.
It was basically the Nyanon CYOA fuck up times ten at the time.

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>>15545886
Futa itself doesn't make the story a bad one.
Many Anons still read it after that happened.

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>>15545902
>futa isn't bad
>we can now make new threads when the images reach maximum no matter how far down the line we are
This is all going to end badly, isn't it?

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http://i.imgur.com/iDsD9lM.jpg

Impregnate the cow.

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>>15545912
That cow looks like she was just impregnated.

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>>15545902
Get the fuck out of here.

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>>15545909
>>15545921
Writing about girls with penises doesn't make BobAnon a bad writer, even if it's not content for this thread, but /d/ material.

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>>15545886
Pretty much
Thread told bob to do futa, he did it and thread hated him for it
The absolute madmen

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>>15545925
>>>/d/
Stay there.

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>>15545902
>>15545925
You can stop now, faggot.

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>>15545925
Oh god, this thread is already going places.

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>>15545932
>>15545933
>replying to bait

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Why not extend the delete-after-ten-minutes rule to everything that isn't pure OC/special purpose*? It's not like anyone checking in on the thread is going to be salty about missing hellhound repost #338279834.

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Uh oh, she's memed.

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>>15545977
What happened to her leg?

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>>15545967
Delete your reaction image faggot.

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>>15545977
The best way to stop a cat from memeing is to kiss her, it's a proven fact. Do the world a favour and kiss a Cheshire today.

Disclaimer: memeing may continue 24 hours after treatment, additional applications may be required.

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anon, you're under arrest!

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>>15546127
No copper can catch me.

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>>15546000
But then you're just rewarding memeing.

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>>15546127
for?

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>>15546127
I didn't do nothin'

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>>15546129
trying to run away makes you SUPER under arrest!

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>>15546136
You'll still never catch me, George Nelson
Born to raise hell.

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>>15546127
For what?

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What's a good cutoff point to stop reading Laska and Me before it gets really gay?

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>>15545986
Just tucked under her.
I'm a little more interested in her hands. Either she's holding the thumb of the open one in her other fist, or she has paws that would be terrible at manipulating things.

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Dragon feet!

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>>15546127
Can I share a cell with the pally and the yeti?

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>>15546187
Why are Wocks so big?

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>>15546181
Original or rewrite?
Original was actually alright until the ending. The only thing that annoyed me was when Laska raped a guy and it was treated as just one of those things and had no consequences, but for the brief moment the MC though someone had raped her he was willing to beat the shit out of the guy.

The re write is a trainwreck that not even the most notorious of anime directors could hope to match. We all thought the original aim was to flesh out the story and setting, with a better or at least better written ending, but instead we get monsterboys and monstergirl lesbians.

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>>15546187
Wurms have the best dragon feet.

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>>15546202
This timid faggotcat rapes someone?

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>>15546207
So I heard that game was being translated?

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>>15546211
I want an awkward faggot cat that stammers out her memes and starts squirming when no one laughs.

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>>15546240
>Be outside, doing work, look up at the sun sweating your balls off underneath your straw hat
>Do a big stretch, hear a faggot cat sniggering
"I bet you must be praising it!"
>Turn to look at her, give her the thousand yard stare
>She starts fidgeting
"Y-You know? Praise the Sun? Praise it?"
>Ironside from Kill Bill starts playing
"Ha-Ha... H-h-hahaha! I know, funny joke, right!"
>She looks down at you groin
"That must be a pretty big dick! For me!"
>You launch your bottle of water at the faggot cat like a baseball from Strasburg on the Nationals
>The noise she makes when she 'kyaa's and zoops out of midair from the tree is pretty cathartic
>Fucking faggot cats

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>>15546273
Exactly.

It would be especially nice if she tries to force them and just causes an awkward silence.

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>>15546273
"If I remove your hymen, will you die?"

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>>15546295
>Frown does a 180
>N-no! But it'll hurt.
>You know what she expects, what she needs.
>You deny her.
>"OK, was just wondering."
>You swear that she almost died from the memetic blue balling you gave her.

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>>15545788
Guys, since the mods are now permitting us to make new threads before they fall off the board, it might be prudent to start linking the old thread in the op.

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>>15546308
Goddamn I want to tease a Cheshire during her awkward meme days.
And then I can tease her when she's grown up and embarrassed by those days.

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>>15546318
>Poking fun of milf-cheshire while your daughterus run around the house.
That would be fun.

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>>15545844
YAHOOOOO!

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>>15546308
Looks like her plane crashed with no survivors.
I would also say "Here comes dat cat" and "Oh shit waddup" everytime I see her. I would love to see the big smile she would have on her face.

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>>15546273
I can imagine her having thick swirly glasses and messy hair.
Is it bad I'd accept a faggot cat like that? As long as she's okay with spanking in the bedroom but she'd probably start blurting out billy herrington memes.

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>>15546183
>>Just tucked under her.
Doesn't look like it. Her left thigh is noticeably shorter than the right one.

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>>15546330
>Here comes dat cat
>Oh shit waddup

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>>15546330
>Using those memes

Worse than a memecat.

>>15546331
>>15546331
Exactly!
That is an unsuccesful cheshire right there.

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>>15546313
There's a good reason why we aren't doing that.

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Memecats deserve ______________

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>>15546202
Pretty sure Fairy Tail is worse, and take that as you will but LITERALLY NOBODY FUCKING DIES. EVER.

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>>15546338
She is a really shitty "memer" so I might as well go lower than her so she can feel good about herself.

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>>15546342
Hatesex

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>>15546342
no attention whatsoever.

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>>15546342
no new memes

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>>15546350
I guess if you just ignore her, she'll stop spouting memes eventually.

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>>15546355
Only respond if it's not a meme. It's the only way.

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>>15546342
Stuffing.

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>>15546342
Being ignored for the good Wonderland girls. Literally worse than Humpty Egg tier.

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>>15546346
Anon please, meming back is just going to make her use those shitty memes.

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>>15546342
Fucking in the lotus position and making her say that her hips are moving on their own.

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>>15546360
But anon, what if they don't stop bullying you?

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>>15546342
>Memecat takes a selfie in her bedroom with you bound, gagged and looking worried in the corner of the room.
>"Sup gurls, bout 2 crush some dick, YOLO xD"

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>>15546375
>Looking worried
It would be a bored expression at most.
That or an exasperated one.

Also
>Crush some dick
>Everyone starts getting mad at her because they think that she's literally crushing a mans dick

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>>15546363
I'll start using better memes (Oh god, saying stuff like this is killing me.) as time goes on and she'll do the same. It'll reach a point where she uses good memes and isn't shy of fucking up anymore.

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>>15546394
Or, and just here me out on this, you get her to minimize her use of memes.

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>>15546360
For the record, what are the good Wonderland girls and why?

Whats the best Wonderland Girl?

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>>15546431
Jabberwocks and Cheshires seem to top most peoples' lists. Personally, I wouldn't mind a March Hare...if her face didn't make it look like she had the voice of Fran Drescher.

Always wondered, though, if the transformation to Mad Hatter is able to stem the infamous Matango plague

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>>15546431
Wocks and cheshires are regularly at the top of folks list and Jub Jubs get conversation going every now and then.

I enjoy Alices a bit but that may just be me.

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>>15546446
>Alice

I feel uneasy around them. Then again, I feel uneasy around the loli MGs in general, but that's more because of personal issues rather than any actual dislike. The idea that the only one who'd willingly think the world of me is a child is kind of disheartening.

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>>15546472
Well, if you take them to wonderland they get their memories back, in addition to becoming fertile.

And whose to say that the childish attitude isn't a face that some of them put on?

It would work especially well with a CC alice with an adult body that drops the childish attitude when things get serious.

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Ooga booga where the dragonabs at?

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>>15546431
Personal opinion? I'd rank them Jabberwock, Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Alice ≥ March Hare, Jub-Jub ≥ Cheshire Cat, and finally that fucking Humpty Egg load-o'-bollocks that KC forced on us.

Jabberwock - Literally an Ojou tier Dragon who will go into the blackest depths of depravity with you if she decides to make you her husbando. Can be won over by figuratively and literally slapping her in the face with your rock hard tallywhacker. Caramel Cream Wet Dream incarnate.

Mad Hatter - So insane will convince you she's sane or that nothing's amiss before fucking you. Could probably make the sentence of "I think I'll take some cremé from the tap directly <3~" while giving your balls and shaft an otherworldly fondling and you'd never notice

Dormouse - Walking loli sleep rape machine. Perfect for sniffing, cuddling, pumping full of babies. Also the key ingredient in any sleep rape tea.

Alice - Kind of ambivalent about. I'm not a big fan of the "Ever-Virgin" schtick they have unless you take them into Wonderland. Otherwise pretty okay.

March Hare - Outside of her thighs I could care less. Looks like a fucking cotton candy nightmare.

Jub-Jub - See March Hare. Would still impregnate ferociously because titty bird.

Cheshire Cat - Meme'd into hating them just like Manticores. Became a platform for "LE FUTA IS ALLOWED IN HERE!" thanks to certain parties enabling it. The worst part is that now whenever you think to write about one, similar to Oomukade and now Hellhound the threadcanon will supercede your idea.

Thanks Obama.

Humpty Egg - LITERALLY. FUCKING. A FETUS.

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>>15546526
>Ooga booga where the human men at!

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>>15546536
Gonna grope that titty tiger.

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>>15546531
>tfw no Ojou Cheshire Onee-san with massive tits and a plump ass

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>>15546536
I want her to tackle and rape me like there is no tomorrow

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>>15546550
>You know what people who underestimate chuffers in heat say, don't you?
"No?"
>They say "Oh God, help me, I'm being raped into marriage by a chuffer in the mood."

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>>15546556
I would try to flee just to trigger her hunter instincts. Oh god she would be so rough, bitting and clawing me while I leglock her.

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>>15546431
Jubjub > Wock > Cheshire > Alice

No strong opinion on the rest.

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This is my manticore.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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>>15546571
She looks hypnotized anon. That's cheating.

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>>15546536
Piere is that artists magnum opus.

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>>15546394
>Better memes.

Start watching the Poorly Played Stream. Lots of meme experts there.

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>>15546586
Priere*

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>>15546578
That's mah mono mana at work, or as humans call it: Love.

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>>15546578
That's called love, Anon.

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>>15546550
Do you think minichuffs could handle that too?

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>>15546600
Not until their first heat, when they are much older.

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>>15546600
I like how plump that tiger lolis ass is.

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>>15546600
They could use me as practice.

>>15546598
>>15546597
Oh wow. Love trully is real.

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>>15546597
>>15546598
What is this earth emotion you call 'love'?

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>>15546600
I want to impregnate the minchuff!

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>>15546342
To be erased from existence allow with all their fans. .

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>>15546616
It's when you don't need manana banana to stay with yoyr favorite monster girl.

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>>15546641
Inconceivable! Such a thing exists? I must go buy some!

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>>15546645
You can't buy true love. Money might help you find it, but you can only get it from your favorite MG.

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>>15546608
Is there a way to force it sooner though? Staying around them after a good sweaty workout, rubbing their heads and bellies, making obvious innuendos about them, letting them realize you get erect because of them. Surely something will stimulate an early heat cycle.

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I want to be princess carried by a monster girl!

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>>15546670
You could always consult with the local Baphomet priest, but you'll probably get arrested and molested by your new busty, Minotaur jail-mate if someone outside of the Sabbath finds out.

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>>15546699
This is also good.

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>>15546696
Amen brother!

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How would a kobold react to you bringing out the vacuum cleaner?

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>>15546717
Probably just by bringing out heavy duty earmuffs so it doesn't hurt her ears.

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>>15546710
She looks kuudere.

And that's fine with me.

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What monster girl would demand for all intercourse to be performed in the most aesthetically pleasing way?

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>>15546726
Leanon Sidhe.

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>>15546726
Wight.

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>>15546724
I can fix that with lots of sugar.

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>>15546567
>Be keeper in a Chuffer Conservation area
>We're talking the CCs of the Chuffer world here
>Standard practice for when they're in heat is the same as biohazard containment. No air gets in, no air gets out.
>Keeps the male pheromones out of their system, they say.
>If you happen to meet the one they named "Anya", run and pray that she's not in the mood.
>Everything's quiet, you're hoping you can get out of the fucking suit since you're sweating bullets.
>Hear and feel a rip.
"Oops."
>There's a huge Jinko circling you, in the nude and smiling, covered in scars. It's Anya.
>Start to lose all capacity for rational thought as she rips another hole in your suit.
"Oops again."
>Wilkinson is already running back towards the gate. You try to back away from her, whatever you do. DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK.
"My, my. Such a strong male odor. You'll give me strong daughters. I'm sure of it."
>FUCK THIS SHIT, BOOK IT.
>You can hear paws tearing up the earth behind you as you're panicking. Get pretty close to the door before a huge weight knocks your face into the dirt.
"Ah-Ah-Ah. There'll be no running from your duty this time."
>She's biting and scratching, frantically trying to disrobe you, you lock eyes with Wilkinson when Anya bites your nipple painfully and yet, pleasurably
>He turns the lock shut
>WILKINSON YOU MOTHERFU-- Ooohh
>Get raped absolutely stupid by the huge chuffer, covered in love bites and scratches
>She ends up dragging you off further into the enclosure, never to be seen again
>Wilkinson shakes his head, going over to a sign nearby that reads "DAYS WITHOUT NEWBIES GETTING MARRIED: 1" and flips it to "0"

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>>15546726
Marble Golem.

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>>15546710
I like my dragon with a big smile on her face!

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>>15546726
Some really eccentric vampire/wight/lilim.

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>>15545860
What kind of things? You don't elaborate on these things and I'm going to peer pressure the alps into drinking a lot just to find out.

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>>15546717
I want to fuck that brown Wolfu.

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>>15546758
Genki dragons are best dragons

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>>15546749
>Get raped until ahegao by a stronger girl

My dick shouldn't be this hard.

[Anonymous No.]

What should you do if your werecat catches a giant mouse or sparrow harpy and brings it back to you?

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>>15546801
Every type of dragons is great, but I really love the slightly tomboy ones.

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>>15546890
Dick them both?
Assuming the captured one isn't married.

>>15546891
True, Tomboys are nice.

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You've been... THUNDERSTRUCK

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>>15546901
>tfw no tomboy Holsttaur to bro around with

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>>15546917
Tomboy Holstaurs would be very squishy if you know what I mean.

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>>15546920
Explain further.

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>>15546920
>Eeeeeeeh? Why do you keep staring at my chest Anon?
>Is there a bug or something?

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>>15546922
As in, they'll be rather soft like any other Holstaur. And in that regard their spats and tight t-shirts are bound to lead to some skindentation.

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>>15546930
Oh dear, Would she be aware of that or just be oblivious.

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>>15546717
My waifu and daughteru usually get scared and nervous, which is why I make them wear heavy-duty sensory deprivation hoods with muzzle gags and hogtie them on the bed every time I have to clean the house. Or I just do it when they aren't home, but that's less fun!

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You'd waifu a Pegasus right?

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>>15546953
why?

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>>15546953
No.

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>>15546953
Fuck no.

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>>15546925
>Asks about bugs so many times that she doesn't believe you when there really is a bug

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>>15546901
But mice are a pest and you shouldn't contribute to their overpopulation!

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>>15546953
Is she any different from just a centaur with wings?

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>>15546953
sure?

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Do you think that MGs would gossip with eachoter about what their husbands like in bed?
Like, moves and kinks and stuff?


Imagine coming home to your waifu in some strange but sexy clothes she went out and bought after talking to one of her MG friends

She'd be all shy and be really insistent on trying out new moves because she's afraid you might be bored

She wouldn't listen when you tried to assure her that you where more then happy and that she should push herself so hard.

she stammers out a "n-no" and pushes you onto the bed

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>>15546945
Both.

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>>15546971
Monster Girls are still girls.

[Anonymous No.]

A wight with huge milk tanks running an orphanage filled with zombie lolis!

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>>15546972
But how?

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>>15546967
She can fly?

>>15546956
Why not?

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>>15546983
does she masturbate them when they get too lonely? any self-respecting mother figure would.

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>>15546987
>Why not?
horse pussy that's why

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>>15546971
I wouldn't be comfortable with my wife talking about our sex life to other people.

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>>15546971
March Hares and Merrows would.

...before running off to turn fantasy into reality

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>>15546988
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

cyber cat-girls anyone?

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>>15546988
Wight milk already provides that effect for them and also lets them temporarily think with greater clarity.

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>>15546983
>tfw no adoptive CC Wightmom and Zombie imoutos/oneesans to grow up with and make love to
I'd also love to milk that Wight like a Holst.

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>>15546987
>She can fly?
Yeah, but apart from that.

Like, Cheshire cats not only are just purple cats; they can also teleport and do some other kinky stuff with their powers.

I'd assume pegasi are more civilized and cultured than their steepe, wingless cousins who'd rather take their husbands than courting them.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8OlDPqYBLw
Fuck it, out of practice and willing to take short story requests to do it as prose or greentext within reason.

Need to do it so as to not get too comfy from this music

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>>15547013
Elf and P'Orc milkmaid trying to compete for their master's affection.

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>>15547012
But Centaurs don't take husbands, they court them.

Which I guess would make Pegasus and Unicorns the Noble class of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547012
>Steppes Centaurs
Can we let this meme die already.

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>>15546988
No, but she teaches them the importance of doing so, as well as how to properly clean and take care of themselves, which includes sewing lessons and first aid lessons, as well as other things that will be of use to them once their new master or mistress comes for them.

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>>15547030
>But Centaurs don't take husbands, they court them.
Tell that to the Lapiths.

>>15547031
Considering it's a century old meme, no.

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>>15546342

It's not like you can't fuck them. Have them wear a ballgag and pretend it's your fetish.

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>>15547031
>Steppes Centaurs
Meme? I've been to a few hundred of these threads, don't recall reading it once. If it was actually a meme, it must have been from years back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547055
It's a stupid forced meme about barbaric Centaurs pillaging and raping men.

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>>15547055
I think it was posted more often back when Horse Pussy Kingdom anon was around and posted at least once a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547069
>It's a forced meme because I don't like it

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>>15546597

>a Manticore will never propose to you like this

Just end my suffering please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547085
Manticores are pretty shit anyway if only one writefag is consistently decent with them even if they come off as 3DPD tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547088
Your mom is 3DPD tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547013
A man with Prosopagnosia and his doppelganger wife trying to cope with it

[Anonymous No.]

Are you a good boyim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547013
Growing up with a minichuff childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547013
Taking a Cheshire to Crosby, Stills, and Nash concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547094
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547094
They want my crown jewels!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547094
I'm the worst of the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547085
I want to hug that Manticore and tell her everything will be alright.
And then jab myself with her tail and pump her full of cubs.

>>15547094
I want to tease Tanukis and their fat asses!
In the case of desert Takukis, their fat tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547094
No, so tell your friends to get off of me and go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547088

Did a Manticore rape your mother or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey

What if

Monster Girl Musical

[Anonymous No.]

>>15546531
>Also the key ingredient in any sleep rape tea.
That cracks me up every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547112
They got meme'd to death for me, and as fun as writing one would be there's just no way I can do it as effectively as somebody like RS because he knows how to tap into their bitchiness.

Basically he eats shitty chocolate crumble cake and likes it, whereas I'm content with cheesecake and raspberry drizzle

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547118
Dominated by Fairy Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15546531
What's the new hellhound meta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547108
I want that god damn Tanuki so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15546597
From the thumbnail it looks like she's wearing those fake glasses with a funny nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547094
No, I have a Tanuki maid. That I don't have sex with, she's just there for work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547129
Groucho glasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547125
Some people think it's out of character for them to be portrayed as anything but unfeeling rape machines, no positive emotions allowed.
Either that or Nerdhounds, which was fun for a while but then someone decided to force it way too hard.
I personally still like the idea of Hellhounds with nerdy habits, but not Nerdhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547094
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547123

>Manticores are memes
>Ceshire Cats are memes
>I like them both

Am I just a faggot memer

So what would be a good way to write or portray them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547118
I'm paying the ogre upperclassmen to beat the shit out of you. Literally.

[Anonymous No.]

A Dhampir pretending to be a human woman so that she can work as a wet nurse and secretly mark the boy she intends to have raised into her future husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547135
Rough sexers that love to play with their food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547127
Desert Tanukis are aroused by a good haggler anon, so haggle for her hand in marriage.

>>15547135
Manticores love causing fearboners
Cheshire Cats love messing with people until they give in to lust.
So together, I guess the optimal use of their default personalities is spooky rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547138
She just needs to bite him and get him hooked on that feeling

Or maybe she can pull off some fancy magic and stamp some kind of seal of him to claim him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547135
Everytime I see this image I imagine myself in front of a crackling fire, in a study, surrounded by tailpussies mounted on my wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547142
But how? Where do I learn how to properly haggle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547135
Like you would write any character other, and using their Encyclopedia pages as reference.

Species' pages are templates for individuals, not exact descriptions of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547132
Yeah those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547140
Is it wrong that I want to be raped all night long by a Manticore/Cheshire Cat duo?

>>15547148
I know what you were going for anon, but all I can think of is that reverse gloryhole story I saw once.

>>15547152
I don't know. But the other way is to go out and salvage something she wants and try to get her to trade for it. Just keep denying her monetary offers. You'll know you've reached the point where she wants to marry you when she offers sex of some sort and tries to entice you with her tits or her ass. That means she wants you and at that point the thing is pretty much an engagement ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547156
I've seen that image for years and I only now realize it's a loss meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547121
Just imagine it, going into a tea cafe in Wonderland and asking for the house special. Then you see them going to a big ass tea pot/kettle, put a sleeping Dormouse so she doesn't get burned and then making delicious chamomile tea with her.

Then you make the mistake of bottling some of it and giving it to your imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547161
A lot of people want to be raped by the smug squad. So it's not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Feeding doritos and peanut butter to your kobold daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547162
No. There's no long line short line in the second panel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHwBN8p2rY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547162
It's really not. You're seeing things where they aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547163
>spoiler
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547166
Oh god, throw a Hellhound and a Kakuen in there too and have them rape me to tears that they lick up and it's pretty much one of my deepest fantasies.
As long as there's aftercare too. Any good dom knows that aftercare is important.

[Anonymous No.]

I need yandere stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547180
I also need yandere stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547124
Well that sounds like hell

>>15547137
I don't care, I'm going to fulfill me dream of performing in musicals on Monster Girl broadway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547161
Why are Desert Tanukis so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547180
>>15547181
I need multiple yandere maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547183
Try dancing with shattered patellas faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547187
They're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547187
Because delicious brown shortstacks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547180
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon
http://pastebin.com/60TjbuX8
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy
http://pastebin.com/uP0JcVYW
http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4
http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1
http://pastebin.com/5mWaEnFL
http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW
http://pastebin.com/H5NBa1AG
http://pastebin.com/3uuanvUf
http://pastebin.com/Y4AU8p2j
Reposting the near-comprehensive list I made with two new additions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547209
God damn Tanabe is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547204
That's pretty rude anon, why are you so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547212
His girls are the softest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547218
The best part is they're the perfect level of softness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547209
>Tags: What's a Dhalsim?
For fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547190
Is it wrong to be yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547156

I would have used the encyclopedia page as a rough idea, but have enough variation where every Manticore (or even Monstergirl) wouldn't be a carbon copy of one another.

Like Manticores/Dragons would usually be loners, Cheshire Cats are usually outgoing and social, etc. Plus it would depend on how much monster is in them compared to how much girl is in them (are they MGQ levels of rape beasts or are they able to function in society without needing to fuck something every twenty minutes).

But I'm just thinking out loud here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15546531
So same as me, except I put Cheshires that much down the chart less because of memes and more because Kunka's doujin rendered them into a less charming kind of mischievous-prankster-girl-gimmick than I was coming up with by their profile. Guess it's a tad harder to ignore canon than Anon#56588's shitposting to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547274
SHE HAS A WEAPON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547242
Male yanderes are John Wayne Gacy tier.
Female yanderes, however, are immeasurably amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547274
Monstergirl staffed hospitals are probably where virginities go to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547298
Married staff don't fug patients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547305
And how many of them are married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547290
It pisses me off hat males yanderes are automatically bad here, what the fuck, a guy can't be crazy in love? Then I think, yandere archetypes thrive on emotional instability and that's more of a female quirk. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547274
I would be a-ok with my monstergirl wife needing to fuck me every twenty minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547305
But what if my nurse is an unmarried Manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547308
>>15547332
If they aren't when they're hired, they're probably going to end up as such in short order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547338
Whatever happened to Primum non nocere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547298

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547317
Because there's something intrinsically creepy about a guy stalking the object of his affection and threatening or killing men that approach her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547339
They're only there to help~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547348
For Pete's sake! You're supposed to take in fluids when you're sick, not lose them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547346
But not when a woman does it? You sound like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547317
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547356
>You sound like a faggot.
The term you're looking for is probably misandrist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547359
Para ti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547317
We can't be deres. We can only be normal targets for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547362
Like I said, a faggot. This could only be better if you were CWC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547353
Don't worry, they've got plenty of supplies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547365
Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547180
>>15547209
Is there any stories of yandere ryu or yandere mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547338
If I got to walk out of the hospital with a cute wife, then it might not be so terrible to go there.
As long as she likes me for me that is.
They'd probably get a lot of monstergirls with healing fetishes signed up as nurses.

>>15547342
Why does this image always get me rock hard?
Is it because I secretly want to be raped by two or more sexy nurses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547373
>ran
NOPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547376
Nope, not yet at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547366
You're talking to different people, but what the fuck is CWC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547382
What's wrong with ran?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547382
She's a great caretaker, everything will be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547378

It's not rape if you want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547363
Para cualquiera que no tiene el gusto en el culo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547394
Eres un pendejo sin imaginacion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547393
They'd better take responsibility.
I mean, I might start to miss the pleasure if they just leave me be. It's not like I like them or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547394
>>15547406
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK, PACO

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547385
Chris Chan, he's quite the misandrist and he puts women on a pedestal, that's why he's becoming one, among other reasons. That guy speaks just like him, or gives me the same vibe, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547413
PACO!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547413
Not even close you genocidal land stealing piece of shit, but I'll go back allright, back to nail your mother on esta verga, maricon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547410

As much as I'd love to be treated like a piece of meat by a girl, I don't really get one night stands. There needs to be some sort of emotional connection there. If there isn't then what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, why are we whispering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547415
Don't forget that he's likely become transgender because he might think that he'll have a better chance getting laid that way.
Also don't forget his shitty webcomic, absurd rap sheet, and raw unfiltered entitlement complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547422
The idea situation would be to go home with a small harem of Manticores.
Just imagine the hunting sex. Like hide and go seek, only lewd and fueled by fearboners.
On special nights they can bust out the old nurse uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547424

Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is everyone whispering?

[Anonymous No.]

What story's plot are you all fucking spoiling?

[Anonymous No.]

>last thread, someone posts Butter-T's Lich HQ without the Patreon censors
>Censored it themselves
Pls anon, gib uncensored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547440
Rem tries to kill Emilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547440

The plot to Odin Sphere

Mercedes ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>God Tier
Woof Woofs

>Great Tier
Awoos

>Mid Tier
Bark Barks
Puppers

[POWER GAP]

>Shit Tier
Roof Roofs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547441
4chan doesn't allow uncensored images

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547449
I... is this a real thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547434

I'd rather have just one. I'd "belong," to her and we could spend our nights having rough sex followed by quiet intimacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547449
Why is roof shit tier? They protect you from the rain mad Ryu causes and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547454
Don't be a faggot
Cowtits obviously
Fuck you, commando is the best feeling in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547454
No, but imgur does.

So post it to imgur, then link back here.
Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547456
Both are appealing.
I guess I'm just a slut for tailpussy?

[Anonymous No.]

We had a lot of Cheshires, Hellhounds and Manticores, but where are the Kakuen lovers? We need to make the smug squad feel loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547449
Crazy cynologist plz. You're all in dog hair and smell of their poo poos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547483
God, now I imagined hunting sex with the smug squad and I'm reminded of how much of a slut for smug girls I am.
Just imagine it anon
>You're hiding in the closet as your smug waifus hunt for you.
>The Kakuen comes close to your hiding spot and you cover your mouth to keep her from hearing you breathing.
>Those five seconds feel like the longest in the world before you hear her feet move farther away and you let out a sigh of relief.
>And then the door opens violently fast revealing that she just made it sound like she was walking away.
>You're dragged out and laid out on the floor as she mounts you and shakes her hips rapidly, her fat ass jiggling lewdly with every thrust.
>And after a few minutes the other girls walk into the room grinning lewdly down at you.
>You wake up the next morning feeling sore and drained, but surrounded by the smug squad's soft skin in a big cuddlepile and you think to yourself "worth it."

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna do whatever it takes to physically overpower a Wurm so she can experience being taken in manly fashion!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547509
Raging mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547522
Don't forget the Mino milk and mithril chains anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547483
Kakuens are made to be spanked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547528
What would happen if I spanked a Kakuen while fucking her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547507
I want to see a monstergirls fat ass jiggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547528
THE WAY OF THE IRON PALM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547536
The vagina usually constricts if you spank while having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547536
Her cunt will be tighter than a vice and milk you better than a Wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547543
With the smug squad, you'd get four at the same time.
Come to think of it, they'd probably tease you by having whichever ones who aren't currently riding your dick shake their asses in your face so you stay hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547544
Way of the open palm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547507
It's funny how I really like girls like that, but my Dragon waifu isn't all that smug. She is a little bit haughty, sure, but she scores so many points with me that she is able to wash my slutyness away.

[Anonymous No.]

Did I hear Smug Squad?

http://i.imgur.com/Tpt2z91.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547543
Bouncy succubutts.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2420009

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547589
Not big enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547592
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547589
Well, I guess today is fap day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547583
The last part is what makes this greentext great.

[Anonymous No.]

Big Bird is 8'2'', or 249 cm.

Is your waifu taller or equal to Big Bird?

And if you don't have a waifu or a favorite Monster Girl, would you a Dire Jubjub who loves teaching little kids and singing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547592
This.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a yandere maid to mindbreak me and make me completely dependent on her

>rem will never take care of you
>you will never save rem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547601
>Jubjub
>teaching
I like tittybirbs but still.

[Anonymous No.]

What sound do a yetis make? Do they growl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547608
She's an ascended Jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547607
But then she's not a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmw4lzjEqD8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547577

Is that Akantor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547607
But Anon, you can't even save yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547610
Something simian like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547614
A maid can still be dominant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547614
She takes care of her master so she's a maid! No other maid could replace her from taking care if her lovely master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547610
Is that a cropped Yeti? Whats with the old 4chan filename, I've never seen it before.

Explain now Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547610
Space fungi noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547618

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547622
>>15547625
But that's a mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547635
A mistress doesn't do housework nor does she cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547635
No, it's still a maid.
She cooks, she cleans, she does the laundry and handles all the typical maid duties, but at the same time she controls his diet, how he dresses, when he goes to sleep and when he wakes up and so on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547615
Those are Selkie noises!

>>15547627
The other part of the image is nude Yuki-onna tits which the jannies wouldn't like to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547641
Sounds like a bad maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547635
>>15547643

ITT: People who haven't watched read Tsukihime

Just because you're their master doesn't mean they can't dominate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547629
Like that fridge from Cowboy Bebop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547616
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547650
>the master of someone else
>being dominated by his subordinates
That's not how stuff works, may as well say you're not gay after having sex with a guy
>inb4 roman rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547653
Seriously guys. When something expires please throw it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547656

>Waifuing a monster from MH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547670
Are you a mobile poster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547657
She cooks your food, washes your clothes, helps relieve your stress. You might be her master but you need her.

[Anonymous No.]

Aunties are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547680
Gods are not dependent on their supplicants, supplicants are dependent on their gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547674

My computer died and I don't have the money to fix/replace it, so I'm stuck on a fone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547681
That's clearly a granny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547689
>Gods are not dependent on their supplicants
Not according to a shitload of fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547698
OK

Grannies are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547689
>Magna Carta
>Hitler vs. the Nazi Bureaucracy
>Athenian demagogues

Oh wait, you're a disgusting maledom faggot.

>>15547702
I want the gapkikes to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547670
Who was Pepe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547701
Are we really going there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547702
tossing to the Sabbath and then maybe dicking cause old ladies are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547705
Going where?
In a great deal of settings and traditional mythologies, gods are dependent on their worshipers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547670
Have you seen how cute Zinogre looks in a wedding dress? How can you not marry that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547681
Asking out on a date, bonding closer together, doing activities together with, and having passionate sex with after your relationship has been built on strong romantic chemistry/ shared interest in each other and shared likes. Also since she's too old to have kids, I can give her all my cum without having to worry about pregnancy,which is the best thing ever when it comes to having sex with any monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547709
>going where
A stupid argument about shit that doesn't matter or has even been proven to exist. It's like powerlevel shit, stupid pointless fanboyism and I'm not going to indulge you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547709
>traditional mythologies, gods are dependent on their worshipers.

But this is wrong. The Trojan War was people getting fucked up because of their gods. Aztecs pulled out people's beating hearts because otherwise their gods would destroy the world. Osiris got Isis to put him back together, he didn't need his worshipers to do fuck all. It doesn't matter of you believe in God or not, you're going to be judged by him, not the other way around.
Too much Neil Gaiman, not enough Golden Bough my friend.

>>15547719
>local internet troll not so tough after someone mentions religion

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547723
>reverse troll mad after he couldn't start shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547709
>>15547723
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547723
Oh and by the way, kudos on missing the reference.

[Anonymous No.]

How would I be able to find a yandere maid and what am I supposed to do if I find her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547719
Okay, I seriously don't understand what's going on or what the vitriol is about.

[Anonymous No.]

God I hate weekend threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547747
People are allowed to enjoy things you don't like, deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

bigchuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547737
Let her find you, and let her love you.

>>15547753
I don't see how vehement arguments can be a person's hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547747
It's almost over, Jim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547753
(you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547737
A good yandere kiki is hard to find. If the option of being born into a family with meidos that have known you from the time you were a cute lil Anon isn't possible, the most popular course of action is a recruitment drive.
Sit your potential maids down and ask them a few questions.
>Are they the jealous type?
>Just how far does a maid go in looking after their master?
>Do they have any genetic predisposition to heart shaped pupils?
If they pass this round, you've found a potential keeper. Offer the remaiding kikis an internship. Soon their love for you will blossom into the beautiful flower of yandere.
We take no responsibility for any loss of property, maids, life and vehicular connivence as a result of having a house staffed entirely by yandere kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547758
This is Dans artwork isn't it? I'm surprised he's still kicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547768
I wish, meanwhile no kikimora to sit on my lap and reassure me how I could totally murder the pigs I don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547768
>Saturday evening
We have an entire day to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547753
Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547780
>Post something
>People shit on it
>"Whatever, ain't that big a deal"
>The Kikimora that was in your lap says she's going to take care of the laundry while you head out to the garage
>As soon as she hears you leave, she sits down and gets to typing
>Come back a few hours later
>Find out she shitposted so hard that not only have you been permanently banned, your entire country has been range banned
>She's sitting there with the smuggest, proudest smile she can muster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547802
I always knew that girl was half emu.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a slow night, so let's talk about something fun.

Everyone likes seeing Monster Girls from their neck of the woods. I mean, it's only natural to like seeing things you're familiar with get recognition. KC himself seems to agree with all the Japanese Monster Girls.

So, let's say KC approached you one day and said he'd do a few Monster Girls of your choice, but they have to be ones from where you live, with the broadest area being your country. But you get bonus points the more you narrow it down. So you could make it America, but props if you narrow it down to The South, or, say, North Carolina.

To qualify, it needs to be a Monster Girl based off of

>A cryptid/myth/legend from the area
>An animal or plant found only (or mainly) in the area
>A fictional (Public Domain) creation made by someone living in the area

You get the idea. So what Monster Girls from where you live would you want KC to make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
A Cougar cougar.
I don't want anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, relax and scratch behind the ears of a werekitten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547802
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say or who you're saying it to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547806
I bet her grandmother has some wicked war stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
>Florida
this is going to be easy:
1. Manatee girl
2. Alligator/ crocodile girl
3. Manta ray girl
4. blue heron girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547774
>>15547774
So do I take in a girlfriend to the house after I recruit them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
There's not much interesting from my state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
Fun fact, more than half of all supposed sightings of Tasmanian Tigers since they went extinct have been in Western Australia. There's even been photographs taken.

Just make her shy, incestuous and able to get on surprisingly well with were-sheep. Add in some of those thick eyebrows everyone and KC will have a run for his money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547851
Then study your state and get pride.

Tell me your state Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547854
There's tax free shopping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547858
So that's Alaska, Delaware, New Hampshire, Montana, or Oregon.

I really hope it's not Alaska because that'd be an easy state to make Monster Girls for.

The New England area has potential for Monster Girls since they have plenty of history to them, as well as plenty of solid fiction and creative writers from the area.

I'm not too familiar with Montana or Oregon, but there has to be interesting wildlife, or Native American legends, or local legends.

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>>15547812
>California
>Rattlesnakes
>Moles
>Coyotes
So much for the bonus points. Either it's a worthless variety, or something that's already been done. Not unless you want a skunk girl or something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
Ojou-sama type crane girls
그슨대 which are youkai who look like little girls and are representative of the dark. They hate light and love eggplants
금돼지 which are hyper-intelligent pig/human hybrids
우렁각시 which is a river snail transformed into a beautiful woman with yandere tendencies
I guess kumihos count too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547865
But Delaware is really boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547871
You're that Korean fellow aren't you.

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>>15547812
I live in Washington state half the year, and Alaska the other half. KC has already made several MGs from my area.

>Bigfoot
Self explanatory, as bigfoot has always been likened to Yetis. We already know how cuddly and warm Yeti girls are. KC has already made these.

>Wendigo
Local to where I live in northern Alaska, I could only hope that they dont drive me to madness before eating the flesh off my bones. KC has already made these as well.

>Blakely Beast
A local legend from my island in Washington, its described as a 7-8 foot tall black, anorexic silhouette, that typically squats like a frog when not jumping through the trees. I have no fucking clue what It would be like as a hot girl, but hopefully sex crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547871
>river snail transformed into a beautiful woman with yandere tendencies

You ever think about fucking those periwinkles Park?
I do. A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547876
There was a korean in the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
Flaming dullahan centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
Ohio would have shortstack Mucus Toads I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
The only Cryptids I could find from Washington were the Flying Jellyfish and the Northwest Tree Octopus.
So I guess a big booty Jellyfish girl that can float through the air and a Scylla that lives in forests and snatches boys from above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547879
Yeah, he namefagged at one point to.
Though, I wonder if he's the same fellow that drew those OC mofu monstergirl profiles as the there was a Gingitsune among them.

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>>15547882
>In early August, the U.S. Air Force conducted a series of live bombing exercises off the coast of Washington. Someone (no one seems to know who) suggested bombs had exploded in the middle of schools of jellyfish, blowing them into bits and launching the fragments into the atmosphere. These pieces were small enough to float along in the clouds until they came down in rainstorms.

Horrifying.

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>>15547884
What a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547891
Nah he was pretty cool.

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>>15547868
We could probably go coastal or something too. Whale mermaid? Lobster mermaid that keeps "growing" until she dies so grannies put holstaurs to shame?

I want to see what Kc would do with a totem girl, though that's definitely a Washington thing.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel if you lived in a world where the gender ratio was highly skewed towards monstergirls? Where the male:female ration is about 1:100 or even higher.
I would try to find a yandere or a strong powerful ojou sama to protect me from the hordes or desperate rapey women

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>15547812
I'm North Carolina, so I'd be looking for

>Venus Fly Trap
I only recently found out that Venus Fly Traps are native only to a tiny area on the border of North and South Carolina. It's kinda weird to think something as iconic as that is found only in your area. Also KC needs to do more Plant girls.

>Cotton
It works a little better then a Tobacco Monster Girl, and more plant girls would be nice. And more soft plant girls is nice. They could be mature ara aras to contrast Barometz.

>Buccaneer
Since Black Beard both lived and died in North Carolina, you could finally have Pirate Girls. And if Pharaohs can be Monster Girls, I don't see anything wrong with undead pirate girls.

>Tlanuwa
Cherokee monster that's a giant bird with steel wings. Basically Skarmory. And I'd a Skarmory Harpy girl.

>Uktena
Rival of the above girl, a mean spirited snake with wings and horns. And fancy crystals in their scales. A haughty ojou-sama rival Lamia to the metalhead Harpy would be great.

I tried to think of some Ghost Girls since there are a shitton of ghost stuff in the state, but couldn't think of anything. I considered putting Wizard of Oz characters because of the Theme Park here, but decided against it since Kansasfags need every girl they can get.

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>>15547908
Honestly I'd either get settled down with a monstergirl or end up a prostitute.
Or potentially end up with a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547891
Hey senpai if you're korean could you translate all the side novels that KC has made? They were all translated in korean on sadpanda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547908
Depends on how the MG work. In all likelihood I'd probably just try to shack up quick to have someone's scent on me at least, presuming the girls are something close to MGE style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547908
>>15547916
>>15547918
In a world skewed that hard you'd probably be state property.

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>>15547908
Thats the end game for monstergirls anyway right? If monstergirls can only birth more monstergirls, then we would slowly run out of men. Even more so, if they were corrupting human women into monstergirls.

Monstergirls are literally their own worst enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

How do we teach dum- I mean out of touch Dragons about economics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547908
>not going out in completely slutty clothes
>not intentionally acting innocent and naive about all the stares you get
>not running to the nearest yandere looking girl with pleading eyes asking her to protect you
>not witnessing the bloodbath that happnes afterwards
Worth it

[Anonymous No.]

Dang, plenty of people living in washington state around here too. I suppose you do something with the Cadborosarus, a sea monster in a somewhat similar vein to Loch Ness

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547919
More like you'd be legally compelled to have a big harem. Not that I'd mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547919
Oh my, would I be milked daily by a machine? What would happen if I was state property?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547915
>Buccaneer
You best start believing in rape ships, boy. You're on one.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/mdl67r29tQA?t=15m52s

What if we had a Gerbelgek MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547908
Lower that ratio to 0:100

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547933
>yuri
Or do you mean being the last man on earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547920
Demon Lord's endgame is having monster girls able to birth Incubi as well. Chief God's in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547926
Or you'd be cummunal property

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547944
I don't know why, but the idea of city states of monstergirls all with one husband popped into my head.
That'd be an interesting setting if nothing else. Monstergirls gathering around men whose fetishes match them and forming small isolated governments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547947
I want to be the cute prince of the yandere kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547940
But if there's only Incubi, and only monstergirls, and no human mana, then whats the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547947
>>15547951
So Towergirls but with Princes instead.

Which means Boy Princess would now be Girl Princess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547954

Don't incubi produce both spirit and demonic energy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547958
>male yandere
Frankly disgusting

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>>15547958
No, more entire cities are built around a massive harem and one man.
Some human girls would be kept uncorrupted so that the city state's future can continue by trading them with other city states for new boys. In this way with enough time the human race's numbers can be properly re-established.

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>>15547954
Incubi produce spirit energy just like human men (because they are human men, just with DE superpowers.)

[Anonymous No.]

>No reality warping powers to right the wrongs of MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547979
>you will never be mindbroken by a reality warping monster

[Anonymous No.]

If our writers where actually in a MG library. the book would probably gain dust

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/956200/85018a9508/
>Accidentally turning your childhood friend into a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547995
Why?
Because they wouldn't like our crap or because the internet exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548008
>starts lactating due to her desire to get impregnated
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547995
I figure 'My Brother Can't Be This Cute' or 'I Was A Hikki Neet and Now A Cute Boy Is My Househusband??!!' Would be much more popular and much more smeared with mystery fluids

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548024
Don't we have a few stories that fit into that niche? We do tend to write from the male's perspective for obvious reasons though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548034
Monstergirls wouldn't particulalrly like reading from a male perspective. That's why they're unpopular

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547274
>>15547298
>>15547322
All medical staff is perfectly fine with fucking their patients because they are their husbands, and they send them there on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548040
There will probably be the odd weirdo that finds our stuff interesting

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>>15548042
>You'll never be in a hospital recovering from a car accident and eventually make a full recovery rather quickly due to the advances in medical science monstergirls helped create.
>You'll never be "raped" in your hospital bed by the Manticore nurse that's been watching over you.
>There'll never be a wedding ceremony the next day as you leave the hospital fully recovered with a blushing Manticore wife in a bridal carry.
Damn it, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>No kunoichi what learns a clusterfuck of powers from ninja fiction to be the ultimate demon ninja

[Anonymous No.]

Jellyfish, the slimes of the sea!
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ArbuzBudesh/440005/Monster-wheel.-Jellyfish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548062
Because rape is an immoral act heavy looked down upon in post-Contact War society, the hospital's staff is a team of thorough and professional specialists dedicated to their job, the hospital's administration heavily reprimands those who do such acts, it is illegal according to the Peace Treaty of Lescatie signed during the Convention of 2177, you can't rape the willing, and the stereotype that manticores are heartless raping machines is as false as it is insulting.

Now apologize to the young manticore nurse who just graduated with honors from nursing school for even suggesting that she would do such a thing to you.

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>>15547995
>Implying they wouldn't look upon our works as some strange, mystic, almost prophetic meme magic
>Implying our writefags wouldn't be revered as sages and hunted down and husbando'd
I mean put yourself in their shoes. Something as unlikely as convergence or alternate dimensions linking or whatever happens, you head in only to find some people there had predicted you, written about you, when they shouldn't even know about you

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>>15548120
Did you not notice the quotation marks around rape? Roleplay is a thing mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548122
If one of our writings becomes reality I will be shitscared

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548131
I wouldn't mind living in my world. The modern one is pretty mundane at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548062
>>15548120
Wouldn't manticores make very poor nurses? They're over-sized paws make holing tools/ instruments difficult due to lack of dexterity( also their tails can't be use due to it being very unhygienic). Also those spines could hurt someone and the venom inside could cause allergic reactions and complications during medical procedures. Maybe i'm wrong about this but also they seem very untrustworthy and likely to take advantage of injuries to assault you(reminder trust with a doctor or nurse is very important to have).

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>>15547812
Far northern Ontario, Hudson's Bay area, Attawapiskat reservation. Grew up around there before moving to the Algonquin park region.

A different version of Wendigos are already done and Manitou would be hard to give a definite shape, so how about ermines?

They're adorable little weasels that shift from brown to white with the seasons and eat mice. I imagine they'd be feisty and sort of violent, but have a very soft and girly side. Their furs were once very valuable for rich ladies too, so they might be very fashion-conscious since they change their looks with the seasons.

That or dire moose.

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>>15548140
They're mostly there to look pretty and administer anesthetic. If there's one thing Manticores are good with, it's needles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548140
>they seem very untrustworthy and likely to take advantage of injuries to assault you
That's speciesist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548146
You make a good point sir, I guess when you can produce free needles for the hospital and act as eye candy to attract more business you get the job.
>>15548148
Nah I'm not that type of person, I just like to make sure when I get injured i'm cared for by trusted people and not being eye candy for various monster girls to take advantage of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548143
>dire moose
Jesus christ how horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548126
>"N-No Anon! Rape is bad, and nothing to joke about!"
>"I would never rape you, and I never will!"
>"N-Now take your medicine! I have to make you're you drink it before going on my break."

>>15548140
>"S-Stop it! Stop saying those things!"

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>>15548158
No kidding. Just a couple weeks ago I heard about someone getting their shit wrecked by an abnormally large, strangely coloured, angry moose. There wasn't much left of him after, either.

Man, even a normal moose can fuck up a car and survive it. I've even heard of smaller cars getting flipped. The stories of angry animal spirits are seeming more and more true lately.

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>>15548162
Just making sure you aren't going to try any funny business on my or harm me, after all I came here to get better not worse. I got to know that the nurse healing me is someone trusting and not ones of those girls that tries to use these places to get what they want regardless of the patient's consent/ condition. As long as you show yourself to be a good person to me, I'll do the same to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547908
Fuck all them, I'll just marry my dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547954
Incubi produce mana, probably even much more and of better quality than regular humans.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores are generally untrustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547758
Will someone shut off that alarm clock?
BECAUSE IT'S TIGER TIME!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548192
No, you can trust with 100% certainty that they will rape you until you break. It's Cheshires who you're thinking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548186
Wagging kobold.tiff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548178
That's much more understandable, but please don't tease the staff like that. We can't have them furiously masturbating during their work shifts. It's unsanitary and completely unprofessional.

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>>15548143
A trillium girl would be nice. Just a dryad sort of thing with white flowers all over, who has mild healing abilities and a very delicate constitution.

Trillium roots are a mild antiseptic and have some painkilling abilities. A gentle, kind healing plant girl with fragile petals sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
>no Jersey Devil girl that's just basically a ganguro Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548195
Yes, exactly! Gonna marry a Kobold and have a baby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548192
Can't certain members of all monster girl species be classified as this? While yes there are those that will assault you and make you want to never leave home, but also you have those that want to form actually relationships with you and truly love you. i myself hope to overcome this fear of the scary monster girls and find one to from a strong relationship based on shared likes/ strong chemistry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548193
Ridiculously strong tough girls in situations of grave vulnerability, physical or emotional is, and will always be, muh fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
>live in Virginia
>nothing special but ghost stories and bigfoot sightings
I wouldn't mind getting down with a Confederate ghost girl however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548197
It wasn't intended to tease them, why would it be considered teasing and cause them to masturbate? I don't want them getting fired over nothing and I will make sure to do nothing to make them feel bad about themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548193

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
Southern BC, Canada. We don't really have anything that's exclusive to our province, but a Canada Lynx girl would be cool to see. They're mainly found across Canada, as well as in Alaska and some northern States of the US.

Alternatively, there's a mythical creature called the Ogopogo, or Naitaka, a giant sea serpent in Okanagan lake.

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>>15547812
France doesn't have much in the way of monsters

>Gargantuan
Basically a giant that roams the land to protect it, there is also some weird story about taking it's bone marrow

>Mélusine
A human sized fairy that builds churches and other buildings but never finishes them, she also carries many stone tablets and often drops some of them
There is also a thing about her needing Man to reach salvation
This one has a lot of potential

>Le Cheval Bayard
Some kind of fairy horse, I'm not interested

>The entire mythology surrounding King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table
The Lady of the Lake could easily be a profile, but that's it
I wonder if it wouldn't feel too forced if each knight had a monster girl version

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
The only things of note I see for my state is a vampiric bird-dragon called the Snallygaster and an off brand Loch Ness Monster called Chessie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548220
>Chessie
It's like they weren't even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548211
>why would it be considered teasing and cause them to masturbate?
Just suggesting being raped by her tail pussy is enough to get them flustered.
Add to that the stress of her job, being pent up from long shifts working a the hospital, her general inexperience with men born from long nights of studying at medical school to obtain good grades when she could have gone out clubbing with her friends, her taught morals and culture suppressing her horny nature as a monster girl and manticore and you have a cocktail of lust ready to explode at the tiniest bit of teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548284
>Just suggesting being raped by her tail pussy is enough to get them flustered.
What about suggesting getting raped by her pussy pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548295
anon thats how you get made a husband.

no there is no way out of that, its state enforced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548284
So I see, well that's good to know and i'll make sure that me treating the nurse nicely will not be seen as teasing. I just don't want neither of us causing trouble to the other that we'll regret and lead to her having ore stress piled on to her as I imagine her job not being easy. Poor girl must get tired from working such long hours, hope she makes sure to get plenty of rest before work. Also, I would like not being assaulted/ raped, it's not my thing and she'll end up regretting it f she does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548302
I'm going to ask that cute Manticore with glasses to envelop me. She seems like someone I'd like to marry, I just hope she isn't already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
Taniwha Girl.

Great big shark demon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taniwha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547921
Thank you for shopping at Snekmart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548351
Very cute. The thumbnail made her tail look like the outsine of her tits and I though she had grotesque cowtits, but it all turned out well in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548357
Your one-stop shop for all your needs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548360
What if my need is a wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548351
How much for the snek?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548363
One
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548363

I'm sure her supplier with the local guild of merchants and traders can hook you up.

Guaranteed to meet your value or your yen back!

You see, I just learned that "yen" is a Chinese to English loanword taken from opium addiction that can also mean "desire" or "craving"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548363

I'm sure her supplier with the local guild of merchants and traders can hook you up.

Guaranteed to meet your value or your yen back!

You see, I just learned that "yen" is a Chinese to English loanword taken from opium addiction that can also mean "desire" or "craving"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548357
>grotesque cowtits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548370
Sneks should never be on sale

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548385
But who does she sell me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548400
I want to buy a Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548408
I'd pay anything for a chuuni Whitesnake childhood friend, though. I wish I had a Shirohebi stalker so I could pay a Mindflayer to insert memories of having been together forever into both our heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548413
In Zipangu, Tanuki buy you!

[Anonymous No.]

>do more shitty story writing instead of working on shitty profile
>by page 240 start to wonder if Sandworms can be summoned through bells and whistles

Would they be able to hear stuff like that? Or am I just getting nowhere here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548414
You should read (or reread) that story about the chuuni shirohebi

Shirohebi were made to be bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548413
How much does it cost to buy and own a Tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548421
MGE sandworms can be summoned by whatever you want.

The ones in Dune, probably not. They didn't go raging at every wind through a rock formation. It was the rhythmic footsteps of a long walk at minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548434
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Just wait for one to take an interest in you, cuntpeg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548438
I was thinking the bell or whistle played in a way that they find REALLY appealing and rush over to the source. I don't think they'd care about anything else or treat any loud noise like the Sonic drowning theme.

Either way, just a thought is all. I have a little too many thoughts these days while writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548421
>Would they be able to hear stuff like that?
No. High frequencies are shit for travelling through the ground. Sand would absorb it. If you want to summon a sandwurm through sound you need something like a fuckhueg gong, so big that the vibrations are below human hearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvFcBr6cBP0

Something like this I would imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548482
I'm sure you can get away with using a small bell or whistle if it's a fantasy setting, seeing as how physics in general can be outright ignored through magic on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.]

My Wurm is my princess

[Anonymous No.]

>No dragon with a love for over dramatic entrances and exits

[Anonymous No.]

Be a king
then you have a excuse to stay at home and fuck you wife all day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548506
Ye but not only is that lazy it's incredibly boring on a fantastical level. You're much better standing on a platform with a lever at tal las a man in the middle of a desert. And below the platform and the thin surface of sandy earth is an enormous hollowed out cavern. The mechanism leads to a bell under the ground that is large enough to fit a palace inside of it. It takes a straight half hour for the mechanism to haul the huge bell to the point where it can let go, and throughout this process there are a bunch of tiny rumbles. Then the mechanism lets go, and the bell falls, it's building sized mallet striking the side and sending out such a powerful blast the earth shakes and its comparable to a small earthquake. Sound travels throughout the earth for leagues, confusing lesser beings like snakes, and stirring the things that sleep below the earth, calling the sandwurms to the surface.

Not something to be used lightly, I could only imagine it would ever be allowed to happen in times of war or great peril.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548513
She's a dumb princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548524
>ancient desert doomsday device
>used in this era to pick up an exotic date

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548462
It entirely depends on their range of hearing, the frequencies used, and the amount of power behind it.

Like say they have an average magically boosted sensitivity equal to about what a fish would have in water (still magnitudes more than real physics would give). High frequencies still wouldn't travel for shit through the ground. There's a reason elephants use foot stomps as poor mans morse code across vast distances instead of trumpeting. Even dune referenced this sort of phenomena with the thumpers to get worms.

It could be an enchanted flute that's calling out to sandworms with magic instead of sound. Sound could just a byproduct and helps guide the spell of the player. It could be that playing the flute causes some kind of other desert plant or animal to resonate with the song with low tones and those are what propagates through the sand.

Any which way you swing it though, you're going to need more explanation than "A guy plays and they just like the sound." You need something to account for the discrepancy.

[Anonymous No.]

What would do you do if you had a super clingy succubus following you around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548557
Nothing. Clingy girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>But Daaaaaad~! Valesessethine gets to have ice cream for supper!
Your daughteru is making unreasonable demands again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548524
Overly complicated but still feasible mechanisms are still pretty boring, and seem like a big waste when you can inscribe simple runes onto a bell to make it do the same things for 1/9999 the effort.
Really, what's the point of a fantasy setting with magic if you just resort to things that can be done in reality? Then again, fantasy and reality are what you wish it to be, so being a badass man with a thunderous earthshaking gong in a setting where magi can summon golems big enough to flip mountains is still acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548565
She can have some ice cream after she's finished cleaning her hoard. She's barely even started collecting treasure and it's all over the place, how's she going to handle her riches when she's older if she doesn't learn now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548557
Kiss her every time I spot her.

That'll teach her not to stalk me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548571
>do the same things for 1/9999 the effort.
Because that is the very essence of interesting, right? Cheap shortcuts.
Anachronism aide, what would have grabbed you more. The huge signal fires in the lighting of the beacons in LotR, or a dude standing there with a fog torch, waving it in the air?
>Overly complicated but still feasible mechanisms are still pretty boring
I think you just have backwards priorities

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548571
Not the guy you're responding to but magic is shit if it's easy or simple. To keep it's awe, you need to make it difficult so people use it sparingly and only when necessary. That way when you see a big ass rune covered bell, you know some top level wizard shit was going on.

Interestingly, most old real world pagan magic follows this sort of thing. You have to do something at an exact certain time of the year or with certain rare ingredients or sacrifices or what have you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548583
Minami is pure dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548565
And Val is going to grow up to be a fatty, just like her mom. Her momma so fat, her tits have their own hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548593
Don't be dissing the nipple bling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548593
Now I'm wondering what yo momma jokes would be like with MGs. I would try and come up with one but it is too early in the morning for me to be witty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548557
Is she constantly holding onto my arm or being touchy-feely? Then no, because >>15548562
Otherwise, I'd tell her to go the whole way or fuck off. I ain't having any of that wishy-washy crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548565
Yes, but then you'll end up a fatty and no one wants a fat dragon.
Well, I did marry your mother but thats besides the point.

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>>15548583
Just who is this pure display of womanhood? She looks so beautiful and robust. Plus I want to motorboat THE FUCK outta those tits while I'm impregnating her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548592
You and I both know that's not true.

She's a very cute and sexy succubutt pretending to be a human idol

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>>15548586
>cheap
Considering it would take knowledge of runes it wouldn't exactly be a cheap shortcut, but it would certainly be much more practical and less costly.
And since their effects could be roughly the same, using the comparison on the one LotR scene and a fog torch is highly inadequate for a comparison.

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>>15548191
>monstergirl falls in love with you out of the blue
>is impelled towards you because your SE is compatible with hers
>live happy life together
>incubus comes along
>his SE also is compatible, but his is higher quality and produced in greater quantities
>your monstergirl tries to resist, but their list for spirit energy is the single most powerful thing in KC's world
>ends up being mindbroken by the incubus

Picking these holes apart in KC's setting and bitching about it can be surprisingly fun sometimes.

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>>15548625
Anon no. I just had a dream last night about meeting a group of Succubi who posed as an all girl punk band. Yes I did fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548632
>LotR scene and a fog torch is highly inadequate for a comparison.
How so? I mean, you obviously assume both are just as visible as the other

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>>15548632
>but it would certainly be much more practical and less costly.

Not necessarily, especially since getting and hiring somebody that knows magic may be a hell of a lot more expensive than just getting the local bronze guild to work on one big project. A giant bell is actually less complicated than the giant bronze statues people made in the classical period.

And if it's anything like the DnD crafting requirements for wizards, the poor bastard would have to spend at minimum fifty thousand gold in materials and a couple years of his life to make the magical object.

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>>15548632
Except you haven't defined how hard it is to learn these "runes", and in fact you haven't defined them at all.
Your entire argument is literally just "meh, I don't need to think about it, just make magic do it."
And when someone asks you how the magic works, its underlying mechanism, you're saying "It just works."

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>>15548648
This is the major issue. A magic system doesn't play by nature's laws but it plays by some kind of laws. Those have to be established by the author to have any kind of consistent universe.

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>>15548636
That falls apart when you realise that relationship with a a monster girl would also turn you into an incubus and that incubi can only be created through prolonged relationships so they're all taken already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548565
Only if she eats her vegetables

>>15548515
>Dragon waifus is waiting excitedly in bed.
>The room is all dark, besides that dim, red light coming from the door.
>Fog starts spreading out and sex jazz starts playing.
>There I am, leaning against the wall, looking at with her bed eyes and a seductive smile.
>She already made a pool with her love juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548651
Never mind, didn't fully read the reply chain. Heat and poor sleep is killing my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

It happened /mgt/. I had a dream where I was with my monster waifu and I was posting here.

It's finally over for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>"fox", Anon.
>Our English designation, in turn sourced from the German one "fuchs"
>Hop back a step and it comes from "fuhsaz", where I would personally be a "fuhsinjō", or "female tailed one"
>And if you plunge into time like an eager hunter into a snowbank, you sink tooth on "puḱ-", a word denoting thick hair or a tail.
>So you see, for all your known history, fluffy tails have been part of us.
>As you will soon be, Anon.

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>>15548652
I wonder if you leave a monstergirl aroused in a bathtub long enough, they can fill it up with their girl juice.
Obviously, they can produce an infinite amount of it at no cost to themselves, as doujins have taught us.

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>>15548636
If you want to pick at holes, of which there are many, go read the fucking books.
>SE is compatible
It's not a case of compatibility. Se is like a fingerprint. You can't have a compatible fingerprint, it's either an identical match to yours i.e. yours, or she rejects it.

Like, niga, his biggest nono is NTR. you really think you'll find a hole there?

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>>15548664
Absolutely. KC says NTR is impossible, and I'm glad as hell for that. But there's still all kinds of ways to pick apart loopholes and say, "but logically, it could totally happen here." Like it's impossible because he says so, but what he writes doesn't corroborate it 100%, if you get my meaning.

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>>15548658
Quickly, tell us all where you live. Well come to your house and use the interstice that spawns from your subconscious mind to get our monstergirls.

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>>15548661
It would take some time to fill it all up. If you don't get raped first that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548515
Like Dr. Doom?
>LOOK UPON THE GRIM VISAGE OF DOOM!
>Can't you just go through the door?
>Through the door? Like a peasant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548670
Give an example.

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>>15548661
Don't let the Tanuki catch on!
They'll take single MGs and leave them aroused in industrial farms to harvest their milk and juice.
It'll be the new soy; forcefully repurposed into low grade lubricant, mouthwash, solvent, food additive, irrigation liquid, and whatever else their crafty little minds can think of.

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>>15548673
Tie them up in the bathtub with some Saw-like contraption that floats the key to their release within their reach, only once they've filled up enough of the bath.
Bonus points if you tease and deny them release, telling them they can have you only once they take that key for themselves.

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>>15548648
Runes for the most part differ in how difficult they are to learn depending on the setting/mythos. By the end of the day though they are still just magically enchanted words/letters that grant effects to things thay are written/carved/inscribed onto.
>it just works
I haven't really stated that or bothered to go into further detail about magic's inner workings because I never really thought about a specific setting in the first place. Really, there's a hell of a lot of different explanations for these things, and the discission was more about "Why make a giant gong when you can make a small object with magical enchantments do the same effect?", not "Magic works because of magic".

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>>15548677
Off the top of my head, I can't give a perfect example. Like you say, we'd have to read through the books, compare profiles, look for implications by omissions.

And to be honest, I don't want to even hypothetically encourage NTR. I'm still mad after Werewolf Classroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548682
Because we aren't talking about using the gong/small object. We're talking about writing it into your story. And how as a device, a small magical object is cheap and lazy compared to a huge focal point with huge gravitas.

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>>15548682
So you haven't even given an argument.
Someone said to use the gongs, you said "no use this instead", and when asked to define it, you've now just said, "I don't know how to define or give it parameters, but you should use it anyway".

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>>15548680
Anything for an experiment. Monstergirls are such interesting creatures. Rest in peace, pelvis after she grabs the key.

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>>15548679
That sounds cowgirl-mindbreak-doujin levels of questionably ethical. Like that factory in CoC I can barely remember.
Sneaking in to free and rescue the monstergirls would be interesting. Would they be grateful, horny, or just angry because you interrupted them from their eternal, blissful milking session?

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>>15548659
As for all those tidbits, I'll take her word for it. Can't really argue with a being that can live for hundreds of years.
But what does she mean by that last line?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548617
That's Minami from idolmaster

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fugg a Mindflayer's tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

We all have species we like, some of us even have waifus but we rarely think about what species of monster girls like us

What kind of monster girl would have you as their husbando?

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>>15548730
I have no reason to assume anyone but the most desperate Matangos, Pot Devils or Devil Bugs would want me. I'm a horrible excuse for a human being and my crimes are without number.

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>>15548730
Mindflayer, and she would probably toss me away after realizing how boring I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548737
Nah, she'd jut rewrite your mind to suit her

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>>15548740
That's actually a little comforting in a roundabout way.

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>>15548730
>touchy-feely
>big muscles
>weird insertion fetishes
Probably Cyclops or something. Yetis would love getting hard hugs all day but it's have to be some mojo creature to allow me to rub my dick under her armpits and finish into her nose.

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>>15548737
>>15548733
Monster girls don't think like that, you just need to be able to love to get husbando'd by one, and even if you can't love yet they'd help you learn how to love

I'm sure you'd both have dozens of monster girls fighting over you

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>>15548730
That's a hard one. According to what I've heard, the fancy ones would think of me as a potential mate. But to be honest, I don't think I'm worthy of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548730
Which MGs like guys who work long hours at their waifus expense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548760
Not likely, when you consider the fact that I actually ruined Oomukades for everyone forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548690
I already know how I'm going to write it in and explain it in the setting. Even if it's through magic, it's not some simple handwave like "it just works", "Magic doesn't follow regular laws of physics so it doesn't need explaining", and "Who the fuck cares?".
Really, I never once said I needed help writing it in. The whole "Gong vs bell" thing has gone from "why do X when you can do P", to "You haven't explained how things work in an undefined fantasy setting". You let cheshires slide with their teleporting despite needing precise calculations in order to not end up on the wrong continent or even the vacuum of space, yet you get all huffy over vague talk about runes in general being used? Calm down, you lot. You're seriously getting your jimmies rustled trying to discuss how magic works in a setting when I'm trying to talk about efficiency.
Sure, magic varies heavily based on the setting, and runes are no exception. Maybe you spend less on resources when going rune bell route, but maybe the old fart cnchanting it needs to take 20+ years to make it work once before needing to enchant it again? Or maybe it's a closely guarded secret belonging to a certain tribe of Girtablilu and they refuse to share? Maybe the gong would work TOO well, and attract so many it'll turn the nearby city into rubble, making the smaller bell a safer option? I wasn't trying to delve into finer details, but we could do that if you want to talk about things other than MGs.

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>>15548730
I cross my fingers I've managed to be good otouto bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548765
This is not the mindflayer guy, btw. I may be a lanky, boring waste of carbon, but at least I'm not Alp.

Wow, now I feel a lot better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548771
I know right? You can totally find love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548765
Don't worry Alp, I'll fix them when I come out of retirement. Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548766
Sometimes I get the feeling that there are atleast a couple of the type of /tg/ grognards who get insanely butthurt about magic in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15546798
things that they regret.

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>>15548730
That's a good question. I'd like to think that a Hakutaku or a Crow Tengu would be interested in me due to being a good student.
However, what I think will happen is I'll look out the window and find a bunch of Inari playing around in the pool in our back yard, since we have foxes living in the forest near our house.
One of them is going to spot me through the window, then all hell will break loose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548775
Remember the last time someone tried to fix them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548783
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

Ever wonder how a story would go if a different writer did it
Like if the moose saga was done by YBA for example

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548787
Well it didn't work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548783
omukadaramadindong right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548793
Yeah, the Oomukadedodoochremon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548763
Kikimoras with a tragedy fetish

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>>15548776
Most likely. Even then, runes are among the simplist things to understand.
>word with magic
>has effects when placed on things
>can be combined with other runes for greater or different effects
>put runes for "Sound", "Attract", and "Sandworm" onto bell/shoes/dick and do things until they swarm all over you like Dragons at a chocolate coin factory
Odin may have hung himself from a tree for forever to learn them, but nobody else had any real trouble using them or learning them. The only thing I can think of that makes them difficult is that they require a creative mind or their effects are lackluster compared to regular magic and very advanced human ingenuity.

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>>15548730
I think I've got a few traits that would attract different types of monster girls.
>Lazy and like cuddling
Probably Weresheep or something clingy like Oomukade.
>Easily scared and worry about everything
Manticore or maybe a protective type of girl
>Don't like talking for extended periods of time
Kuuderes who don't care for small talk, maybe Mantis or Lich
I'd be okay with any of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548788
There would be more cuck dads. Or was that Lantern?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548788
That sounds dumb, let's not do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548811
I personally headcannon runes as quick and versatile. Brutal and messy. Whereas actual magic is circles and formula and shit, and takes a fucking day to cast but you won't find a rune to drop a meteor on your enemies from a country away.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire-Ojou who is dom outside of the bedroom but sub inside it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548818
Okay, conversation B
Do you think theirs a lich out there that actually wants to do some non-sexy science?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548828
>Lich
>anything but sexy
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548811
>>15548828

Runes are a written incantation. That's it. So it's less slapping some attributes on something and going about your business than a long ass spell you don't need to recite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547908
Extremely afraid and homicidal depending on the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548826
Boring and trite

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548831
Anything but sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548828
Like sociopolitics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548730
For some reason dogs really like me. So I feel that going to the dog park in MGC would be a bad (good) decision on my part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548826
Add or swap out with dragon and you've got a deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548835
>He doesn't want to play 'Simon Belmont' to his Mistress' 'Dracula' with a whip in hand while she moans threw a ballgag fitted so her fangs are on display for teasing and bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora maid who hates her master but can't live without his wonderful cock.

Has a pouty face when they have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548828
>but she doesn't want to science, she wants to tinker with penises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547922
How the hell does a male dress slutty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548845
No, not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548843
What about A Werewolfu, a Franken-chan, Death-chan, a Succubus and a Living Armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548846
Wasn't there a greentext like that done a while ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548849
you don't want that question awnsered

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548730
Cats or laid back ones.
Maybe some of the nerdy ones as well.
I would definitely love the nerdy ones if they were chubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548826
Vampire-ojou who's a dom outside the bedroom and also inside it but gives you loving aftercare afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548849
Like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548853
Guess I missed it unfortunately. Sounds great though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548853
Dunno but there was a story where the maid sleeping raped her master to degrade him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548856
Chubby nerd MGs are the best. The only thing better is if they hide their nerdiness behind a CC office lady exterior.

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>>15548833
>Runes are a written incantation. That's it. So it's less slapping some attributes on something and going about your business than a long ass spell you don't need to recite.
That sounds pretty broken. How do you remedy the obvious balancing issues in your headcannon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548846
High class Kikimora lady, who has a male manservant, trying to resist her own nature in wanting to serve men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548864
Exactly.
I'd need one interested in Gundam for sure.
Much cuddling and giving of snacks would follow be she weresheep, werewolf, a nekomata, or a demon.

Heck, I'd take a chubby, nerdy baphomet or familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548868
>brb gonna go write

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548845
I'll tie her up with the whip, get close to her ear and gently whisper WHAT IS A MONSTER? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS, BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548868
>Kikimora master
But that's not natural!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548871
>no pudgy CC demon who will show up at your house wearing nothing but a two sizes too small bikini and the new Blu Ray of your favorite anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548882
Yep, that would make my day right there.
Wouldn't even need to sign a contract to marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548875
It's a rare Kiki. The chance of one being born is 1/1000

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548866
>My headcanon
Fuck no. I treat them like circuits in mine. Each one and each combination a different meaning and only together forms a coherent whole.

I'm telling you the standard of what runes are in fantasy genres. I shouldn't even have to tell you this if you've read anything from lord of the rings (speak friend and enter) to DnD to weird stuff like Turtledove. It's like suddenly bringing up headcanon when somebody points out vampires like to feed on blood.

The way it's balanced in most game systems is that you need special materials to write runes, and what amounts to a penmenship check. That's the difference between a spellbook that's just full of regular spells with plain ink on paper and tossing a paper airplane at a goblin with explosive runes written on it.

Runes in the real world just mean letters, usually referring to a northern European source. The lilt is to imply they are old and act as a separate designator from the graphical languages who use pictograms like hieroglyphs or ancient aztec.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this expression meant to convey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548866
Not him, but my headcannon has them with limited effects.
Meaning a Lich could become an indestructable Kenshiro that can attack faster than sound and still sling doomsday spells, but can't do something simple like "Omnipotence" or "MAMANOMANA = I WIN. PERIOD.". Depending on how they'rre placed on something can also affect how long they last. Tattoos or brands would last longer than simple paint or ink, but you may end up looking like that one shin megami tensei guy by the end or even Angry what'shisname frm FHA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548893
Displeasure that you just said her chest isn't big enough.

>>15548894
Angra Mayu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548893
>You better like my hips or you'll cry and like my hips, 'cause I'm yan as fuck and coming for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548893
Don't know. But I do wanna express my dick all over them titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548897
>>15548898
>>15548900
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in Lichbutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548866
Slamming a power source onto it would be p. cool. You'd either have to use some of your own mana or provide a crystal to go off when it gets triggered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548901
God damn it anon, not again. Just cum in her but and then try and pull out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548901
She's got you trapped, anon. Try fucking her and see what happens.
Is she laying on her stomach and reading? You might have to cum inside her multiple times to get her to release you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548909
>>15548903
Why isn't this shit in the manual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548890
But is is a recited incantation. And when they aren't straight up incantations, they are single word charms. Carve a rune of protection on a house and it's safe for a few days or whatever. Carve a rune for fire into the base of your sword and you are literally slapping on an attribute and going about your business.

Like, I'm not talking about LotR or DnD, I'm talking poetic Edda and nordic lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548910
It was in the extra book that nobody reads. There is also a chapter on how to amplify their emotions in there too.

[Anonymous No.]

Frankenstein Lich who steals more sexy bodyparts from dead girls and sews them into herself when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548923
What about the poor dead girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548926
They don't need the parts anymore, they're dead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548730
Anyone who likes painfully shy and nerdy types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548915
Nordic runes are literally the Nordic written language. You're just carving the word fire on something. Which is more than one letter if I recall right. And if you're going by lore, then most of what was done is stuff like hanging bird feet in trees because the people were largely illiterate.

You know something funny because of that though? A lot of the ancient rune stuff for the vikings was like those dumb tribal logo tattoos get today. "It totally means power and victory dude." But then what it actually says is. "Weak like child."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548929
Lets see how she feels when a bunch of zombies missing body parts show up at her house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548923
>seven vagina
I could dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would have the most affinity with runes?
Hard mode: No Celtic Trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548766
Historianon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548936
Golems. All they have to do is read their instruction manual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548935
>Kejuurou scalp
>Golem hands
>Holst bust
>Oni abs
>Orc hips
>Paladin feet
>Baphomet genitals
>Kitsune tails

>>15548933
But who's going to revive them? They'll rot away in the graveyard and none will be the wiser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548933
>literal "waaaaaarm" tier zombies going up to a lich to get their parts back
Why don't you just send them to order headquarters, it'd be less painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548937
Where did you get an idea like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548941
She's a necromancer!
With that much necromantic energy floating around their bound to rise at some point.

>>15548943
Well, there'd be a lot of zomibes, not to mention that her other underlings may not take fighting their sisters so easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548941
Well this got dark quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548946
You can't be this dense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548944
The way you exploded into a minor wall of text because someone disagreed with what you were doing in a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548941
>Kitsune tails
>When Manticore tails exist
Even a Kakuen tail would make more sense for a Lich since it would give her something else to grab things with during her experiments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548953
1. I'm not the guy who wrote the wall of text
2. I'm not Historianon either

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548931
Odin used runes and read the incantation aloud to raise the dead. Lore-wise they are a little more than just the written language. And I'm not talking about what real world people did because magic doesn't exist. I'm talkign about in-universe lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548955
9 fluffly manticore tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548946
She can just put her old parts on the corpses if they rise up. Imagine a Holst with a flat chest slaving away in her laboratory, who would go for such a girl?

>>15548955
Big-ass titties don't make her better at lab tech either, they're all to make her more attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548936
Valkyrie, obviously. Or Jotunn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548960
>not the guy who wrote the wall
Then I still could be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548966
Do you want heroes?
Because thats how you get heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548971
I'm not saying you're wrong, I was just asking how you'd figure something like that out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548972
Heroes holding hands with flat-chested zombie Holst? Kissing a tailless zombie Kitsune? Hugging a short-haired zombie Kejuurou? This infestation must be stopped! They're impeding her supremely great work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548973
Because so far he's the only writefag who has done something like this before. It's like when Bollocks starts mentioning how he can't write and that he writes the same old thing, or how Alp keeps being uniquely Alp even when he doesn't announce himself.

I could be wrong, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548973
But yeah it's just posting styles. It isn't an exact science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548982
>uniquely Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548981
Well, maybe she shouldn't have stolen body parts from dead girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548857
>She lets you drink some of her blood for a temporary boost for round 2

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Alp in a tuxedo to ask me out on a date!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548982
I don't understand how that one guy can identify Harblador from just posting Suika. It seems like none of the other stalker weirdos have a tell for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548990
I want Alp to post a picture of himself in a tuxedo so we can shit harder on him while secretly admiring his dress sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548992
Thats gay, the fuck dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548991
Oh, also you have Beast, who makes spelling errors everywhere in his posts. I know he's dyslexic, but it makes him easy to notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548992
I can't put on a tuxedo, I can't even stand wearing suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548982
>tfw you do a greentext and people think you're Alp
It's not fair! My writing is supremely better than his!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548995
I don't mean with his dick out, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548992
I want to shit on an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549007
And I don't even make greentexts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549003
But you'd look amazing in one! You could even write your next story wearing it, so even the anons who hate your work will be forced to admit you looked alpha writing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549007
>>15549011
There are a lot of mistaken Alp sightings. Sometimes an anon is typing like Alp and sometimes he's just typing like a faggot. It's easy to confuse the two

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549017
It's true. I've also been mistaken for Alp once. It was the best day of my /mgt/ career.

[Anonymous No.]

>Demon and Goddess want you to be their paladins
>Demon promises you riches, multiple women besides her and freedom
>Goddess offers you the love of the people, a single beautiful and pure maiden to bare children with, and peace after death
Who do you choose

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549028
I choose the both of them. Not their promises. But them. They can serve as both my conscience and my wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549015
Alpha enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548963
They're not different. It's just from a time when all words were thought to have power, and powerful people's words even more so. This extended to the written language. Even the Abrahamic peoples, the Greeks, the Egyptians and the Romans did this. It's the origin of spells and cursing in general.

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>>15549028
>Demon is offering material wealth and NTR on herself
>Goddess is offering a boring life trapped with the ultimate stepford wife, also "peace after death" sounds like a poorly disguised threat

They both offer nothing of any value to me, I'll take my chances elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549028
Goddess goddess goddess goddess goddess please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549036
I just want you to know that I save all your drawings in a special folder and make back ups of them in case anything happens to my computer or the threads.

I'm not joking.
Also, yes. That looks dapper as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549044
Why are you enabling this faggotry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549048
It's not like there's anything at all you could do to stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549028
>love of the people
Pointless
>pure maiden
Probably a dead fish in bed who only likes missionary position.

Give me a demon any day, the other perks are a nice bonus but I'd choose a lovely blue girl even without those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549037
You're conflating mythology with reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549028
>Demon offers money, a bunch of women who probably only want you for the money and power, and doesn't even define what freedom she is offering

It's like she doesn't even want my help. I'll go for the Goddess.

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>>15549028
At first, I was going to definitely go with the Goddess, but then I realized that "the love of the people" is a pretty vague term.
I'm just not sure anymore. Not enough information to make an informed decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549028
None.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549028
>empty materialism
>generic fantasy hero life
Where are the interesting choices? Because so far I don't want either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549028
Neither. I choose the battle scarred Jinko wearing an eyepatch who's sitting at the end of the bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549067
You get pre Marvel writer exodus DC Civilians

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549082
WELL SHIT, SIGN ME UP! FREE PRETZELS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549060
No. I'm giving the context of the mythology. You're looking at it from the perspective of today and going "those words are magic so they can't be regular words" versus a viking from 800AD would just be like "regular words are magic" It was never meant to be differentiated the way you're saying at the time it developed.

Of course we don't see it that way today and that's why they get used as separate things in fantasy. It just doesn't backtrack historically the same way.

Think of it like the development of the types of dragons. Dragon, drake, worm, wurm, wyvern, great serpent, were all synonyms at one point. It is in the modern era that we have taken those words and assigned them specific attributes they did not have in the past.

So while wyvern in something today means a very specific creature, if you're reading a historical story about a wyvern then you don't assume it's the arm wing lizard we know and love.

That's all it is. Odin's story is basically how he discovered the power of writing. That's the context. It's like the most metal episode of Sesame Street ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>Most people went for neither
It isn't surprising, neither of them have gone into detail on what half of their offers even mean.
The demon seems cold and obsessed with physical goods and wealth
The goddess seems to think we'd be swayed with a boring idealistic lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549101
They really are both shit. I would rather conquer my waifu's heart and live a life of adventure before settling down and having some kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549101
Right. And I just want to help heal a battle scarred Jinko through her PTSD moments by holding her close and singing lullabies in her native language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549101
That's because they're just trying to get you hired on as a paladin. It's one of those fake "Make 80,000 a year on our sales team!" job offers. What are the odds you'll be able to win the war and call it quits to get all the stuff they promised? Somewhere between No Way and No Way in Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549028
I choose the Goddess' offer and then fail at my first quest by getting defeated by a Slime who rapes and marries me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549098
Yes but we aren't arguing historiography and context here. You're missing the point entirely. Yes magic words were magic because back in the day not only did people believe that regular words held power, but only the powerful knew how to write the runes so they were further thought to be powerful. But that isn't what we're talking about here. Forget the context entirely I'm talking about completely in-setting. In the setting, runes were more than just written language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549101
This guy hit the nail on the head: >>15549114
Knowing me, I'd get my shit kicked in and I'd be left with nothing but broken dreams, regardless of who I sided with.
They were probably never planning on giving the reward in the first place, and were just looking for cannon fodder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549131
>not becoming a honeypot agent for the enemy of whichever side's girls you prefer
Waifu a Paladin-chan, that's as good as killing her!

[Anonymous No.]

Ara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549114
>>15549131
Well, you have 2 ways of viewing this
1: You view yourself as a RPG protagonist and no matter how inexperience and weak you are now, you'll be the strongest hero in history by the end of your journey
2: You view yourself as yourself and unless you train for years, you will gameover early in your journey

Even KC and his "you can do whatever you want" attitude goes with the more realistic view

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549116
Patrician taste, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549147
Ala.
ALALALALALALALALLALALALALLAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549044
But why? Also do you have the oldest ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549147
Ooga booga, where all the shotas at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549147
Gonna talk with her and make her feel less lonely after spending so much time alone on those mountains.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these Chromatic dragons in these threads.
>Never a mention of Metallic types.

This always struck me as odd... is there just no love for good-aligned, guardian-type dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549170
>good-aligned
Metlatit, please. All the boys are sluts for evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549170
Gold Dragons are sometimes mentioned, at least as drillhair ojous.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimoras are slaves not maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549171
Speak for your fucking self, quisling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549176
I want to have a Kiki slave who I rape every night and force to bear my children! She can't do a thing to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549179
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my wife telling some hero she's his mommy to get him off-guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549170
Good metallics are for faggots Iron4lyfe

Chromatics are the classics anyway. Metallics are second gen and a symptom of the rampant pokemon syndrome of dragons the last couple decades

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549156
>Even KC and his "you can do whatever you want" attitude goes with the more realistic view

Well the whole point of an MGE adventure is that sooner rather than later you get btfo and forcibly husbando'd by a monster.
It's a bizarre situation where the platitude that "The real adventure is married life" is actually true, which is why the settings info go on and on about what your waifu might cook you for dinner, rather than how the Broadsword +5 compares to the Flail with 3d4 fire damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549164
Unfortunately, no.
I'd be grateful if you reposted them on an imgur link or something to help with my archiving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549191
>sooner rather than later you get btfo and forcibly husbando'd by a monster.
but what if the entire point of my quest is to marry a particular monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549193
I'm asking you because I don't have them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549196
Is this like a quest to impress her parents and let you two marry or are you looking for a new girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549196
KC hasn't addressed this yet so you can go ahead and headcanon it the way you want

I personally believe that you'd get raped anyway but no monster would husbando you if they felt that you loved a particular species

Oh, and you have Hakutakus that can tell you how to seduce any specific species

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549198
Damn. I wish I started saving them sooner now. There was something really charming and fun about them, like your early spaceworm art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549218
>early spaceworm art
I'm not sure what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549196
The one that actually catches you showers you with so much love, affection, and blowjobs that you soon realise your quest was a fools errand, because you have everything you want right here.
...says the neet arachne to herself, as she octuple-leglocks her daki in the shadows and hopes that someone will fall into her web tomorrow. "Even if he doesn't like me at first, I-I'll be such a good wife I'll make him love me! I'll get pregnant and have lots of daughters, and then he'll have to take responsibility and stay with me, r-right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549217
>I personally believe that you'd get raped anyway
but I have to protect my chasity for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549217
What if I went to a Hakutaku's seduction school and then confessed my love to her on graduation day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549217
>Oh, and you have Hakutakus that can tell you how to seduce any specific species
I always thought Hakutakus are literally useless, because all monsters always want all the D anyway.
Learning how to seduce a monstergirl is like learning how to moisten a waterfall.
...possibly literally.

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>>15549189
>Spoiler

Fair point, but I still find the concept of a mischievous, unflappable Copper Dragon who's terribly clever in the worst possible way as a mentor-figure to be something too good to pass up.

Bronze dragons can suck it, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549238
They're mainly there for a teacher fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549238
Maybe they also teach you how to especially please your waifu, like the best way to brush tails and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548213
>>15548218
KC has a lot of locations to draw from, yeesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549223
If she catch me, i would leave first chance I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549223
Spiders are for squishing between your arms in a there-there bear hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549262
Well now you know why spidergirls make webs, then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549176
I'm going to treat my kiki with lots of love and affection and no one can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549204
nah man,I'm just some villager that got bootleg copy of the encyclopedia looked through it found a girl that caught my fancy and decided thats the monster-girl im going to marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549270
What if I found a shy mojo-NEET spider's cavern and proceeded to masturbate with her web?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549223
>that res
DELET THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549271
That's not incompatible with slavery. I mean I'd cuddle my slave Kiki and cook her favorite foods for her every day but she'd still be a slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549204
could be a number a ways such a quest could be started, perhaps he and the girl made a promise to marry each other when they were kids , like in love hina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549276
it would be a very sticky situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549276
Well, imagine it from the other way round. You're just going about your regular NEET business on this gay earth, prepared to go out for the first time in a week to replenish your tendies, only to find a 10/10 qt furiously masturbating herself on your front doorhandle.

I'm not a neet or a monstergirl, but I think my response would be as pictured

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549223
10/10 would waifu in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549238
A Hakutaku can at the very least tell you their location
She also can give you enchanted items to make them even more attracted to you than they already are

If someone wants to marry a rare species he could definitely use a Hakutaku's help

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549306
>Well, imagine it from the other way round. You're just going about your regular NEET business on this gay earth, prepared to go out for the first time in a week to replenish your tendies, only to find a 10/10 qt furiously masturbating herself on your front doorhandle
I would tell her that's not how you lubricate the door handle, you got to use graphite lubricant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549314
Falling for the "You knocked me up!" meme?
Come on, anon, that's the monstergirls' oldest trick in the book.
I guarantee you she's just eaten ten cakes to give herself some bellyfat, and is hoping she can trick you into impregnating her for real before you realise.
> "What do you mean, pregnancies shouldn't take 14 months? Ah hahaha... err... m-monstergirls just have longer pregnancies than humangirls! Yeah, that's it!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549261
There's a lot of British monsters he could do too.
>Bluecap
A fairy/ghost that lurks in mines and helps people working there find what they need
>Knucker
Basically water dragons
>Brownie
Domestic hobgoblin-like creatures that don't like to be seen, will take offerings of food in exchange for doing housework
>Gremlin
Surprised that KC hasn't done this yet
>Shug Monkey
Cross between a sheepdog and a monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549334
>Falling for the "you knocked me up" meme?
No. I'm falling in love with my spider waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549170
My story has metal dragons in it, but it's not a goood story and has mentions of useless trivia; such as metal dragons needing good quality ores to eat to keep their scales pretty and healthy looking.
Also, they have a bad case of gallows humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549341
This guy gets it. Remember Anons, spider girls are for tender loving by the fireplace for the sole purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549346
>for the sole purpose of procreation
You disgust me.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that arachnophobia is a tragic mental disorder. Always provide love and support for those who show signs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549356
The best cure for arachnophobia is throwing them in a room with an Ushi-Oni. One night of that and suddenly regular spiders will seem tame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549356
why she looks so smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549368
Because she knows she's pregnant with your daughters anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549354
What disgusts me is that you don't know "I love you" in spider also translates into; "I want to have at least half a dozen clutches of daughters with you."

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>>15549337
Well, to be fair, Hellhounds or things like them show up in British lore a hell of a lot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%C5%B5n_Annwn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_dog_(ghost)#Black_dogs_by_locale

One thing does catch my eye, however...

>"The Gurt Dog ("Great Dog") of Somerset is an example of a benevolent dog. It was said that mothers would allow their children to play unsupervised on the Quantock Hills because they believed that the Gurt Dog would protect them. It would also accompany lone travellers in the area, acting as a protector and guide."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549366
>>15549356
Do you want paladins? Cause that's how you get paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549368
>Not being smug 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

Which non-god-level monstergirl would fare the best in the Berserk world?

I'm so glad a friend got me to read the manga before the new adaptation aired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548162
I'm a bit late because of sleep but, I want to flirt with a Manticore Nurse!
I want to assure her that I've fallen for her!

[Anonymous No.]

What would it actually be like fucking a monstergirl for a solid day non stop? If I fap while playing a game my abs begin to burn within the hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549396
Berserk is not a manga that should be talked about here, it's dark and cruel and makes Wurms cry.
You should count yourself lucky you picked it up after we got off the fucking boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549396
Slimes. Short of point blank annihilation, you can't kill slimes with the weapons present in Berserk.
God that new anime is garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549396
Don't know. I haven't seen or read it. I know I'm slacking, but I've been really busy these past few months and I can barely find time to play vidya let alone watch anime and read manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549386
I'm not sure how well that would go down with parents if it was a monster girl
>Letting your son play alone with a rape machine dog nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549386
You also have a good few reports of big cats in British woods, especially in the south.
>English Jinkos who like to live in the woods

Really though, all these "great beasts" in our folklore and local legends tend to be big cats that have been released by their owners or have escaped from captivity.
Hell, I bet the Loch Ness monster was just a big cat wearing a stupid hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549383
This is some "in all levels but physical" bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549402
You can CLANG them to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549405
Read the manga. It's one of the best things ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549414
If you stop reading after the lost children arc. It's a steady decline from that point onward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549408
>Hell, I bet the Loch Ness monster was just a big cat wearing a stupid hat.
That's not true I know a guy who lives there who's seen that goddamn Loch Ness Monsta at least sixteen times.
Speaking of him, he owes me about tree fiddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549422
I disagree but I'm not going to get into an argument about it.
>>15549423
>spoiler
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549424
What's real is that I need tree fiddy. Can you spot me anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549432
It was then I realized, that sleazy shitposter on 4chan was actually an eight-storey crustacean from the late Paleozoic era.
Goddamn Loch Ness Monstah, you be leaving alone my threads now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549401
Yeah, I'm pretty young and I picked it up late, so I'm not one of those people who can split their life evenly into a "pre-boat" and "post-boat" era.

>>15549402
Oh that's true, slimes would be a hard counter to Guts, but I'm thinking of stuff like the apostles, if they'd be any threat. I haven't read far enough to see if there's any that don't rely on physical abilities.

>>15549405
I guess pick it up when you can. The manga "suffers" from this bizarre issue where the art is actually too good too frequently. You can only take in so much of it and still be amazed like one is the first time they read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549439
Lighting is not a physical ability, but I don't think it does shit to Slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Neat, L4No just recently finished APM's Gazer bust picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549346
I would only pretend to love her so that I can secretly put boric acid in her food to ensure my freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549446
How do our waifufags do it?

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu says she wants to master the Mime job class and then switch to Summoner.

Do you let her be an overpowered as hell mage, or do you convince her to be a GP tossing Samurai instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549442
I dunno, depending on how you perceive it, lightning either would do much, or it would absolutely blast them to pieces/superheat them to the point that they explosively evapourate. They are a heavily water-based fluid entity, so I wouldn't want to expose one to a strong source of electricity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549451
It's just ten bucks. There's still six slots open. What are you waiting for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549442
Lightning is hotter than the surface of the sun anon.
She's turning to vapor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549450
No! Bad anon! If you're this edgy then go to your room and finish your sixth grade math homework!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549451
We work hard, and spend the money other people use on frivolities to buy enduring testaments to our waifus.

I've spent almost $400 dollars on art for my waifu.
Just in this month.
When I look at it like that, I realise that I may have a very serious issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549465
Your love and dedication will be rewarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549465
I wouldn't consider love and devotion to be a 'serious issue'. Unless of course you're late on the bills or can't afford food because you've dropped all that money on your waifu.
Also if you think about it, that's how much you would be spending on her a month if she was real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549465
Everybody handles the existential dread in different ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549439
Oh yeah no, no monstergirls without godlike power could handle the Apostles. Have you seem the bullshit they can pull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549465
She is going to pay you back in your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549465
Who's your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549465
>waifufag spends duckets on commissions and other merch
>makes a shrine for his waifu
>MGs become real, as does his waifu
>his waifu sees his commissioned art and shrine and instantly makes him see a therapist

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549477
I'm only up to Conviction Arc, and just at the point where Guts defends Jill's village against the first "elf" attack.
So far, the strongest/most threatening named Apostle the reader's been shown at that point is Zodd, I'm pretty sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549485
What's wrong? Don't you like it? I've got the stockings too.

[Anonymous No.]

No art of your favorite monster girl yet all the waifufags get a ton of art of their favorites.

>>15549465
Who are you. And on what?

Whats the record on money spent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549477
you're thinking about the godhands, apostles for the most hands just have lots of muscle and sharp teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549485
fucking succubutts cant even wear modest swimwear without being lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549495
Have you seen Wyald, Grunbeld, Zodd and the giant apostles? It would be a case by case scenario really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549500
My mind just froze up in horror thinking about monstergirl versions of the Apostles and the Godhands.
Let's cease this train of thought and talk about cute shit instead, like a carefree life with your waifu who loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

How do stop cat from eating bird? Is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549505
>monstergirl versions of the Apostles and the Godhands.
griffith would definitely be some sort of alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549507
I want my boid,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549507
Muzzle the cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549505
I mean, Slan and Rosine kind of already count.
And remember that thing which killed Corkus? The base monster is there, with all the horror, we just need to mix in a little more girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549494
>No art of your favorite monster girl yet all the waifufags get a ton of art of their favorites.
But I have multiple favourites and all but one have a reasonable amount of art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549507
Make her "eat" you.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats your favorite waifufag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549494
It's a pretty nice feeling when you contribute to your favorite monster's gallery. Even if it was just a request and an artist took pity on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549529
t. waifufag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549470
One day, I hope.

>>15549475
Nah, I've saved up a good amount, I always make sure I've got enough to pay for basic stuff before anything else.
Yeah, if she was real, I wouldn't be able to hold myself back from spending everything save for food and living money on her.

>>15549476
It's a very expensive form of escapism.

>>15549478
>>15549482
Anubis, and that'd be great. Falling asleep with one of the pictures of her still on my screen or something, and waking up with her physical there, right out of the picture. If only. But >>15549484 could also happen.

>>15549494
Just an occasional writefag for a hobby, who loves anubi.
I've spent $490 on anubis art, and a little more on some other monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>easily come up with badass humans being badass, like a group of brave knights who throw away their identity as they don iconic white armor and fight against evil, or a team of mercs who get shit done
>try and think up awesome things with monsters
>end up with overly YAMATO DAMASHII Lizardman who uses a katana like it's a regular longsword, and an archer Dullahan who ends up having her head fall off after each shot

Anyone else have a similar problem?

[Anonymous No.]

It's raining. Is now a good time to run errands without getting ambushed by a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549550
Sure, but be careful since some of them can take you inside to dry up.

>>15549540
Until the end of this year I will probably start working again. And if I am, I don't think I'll be able to hold back on commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549465
>>15549484
My hope is that if this desperate attempt at a ritual works and Miia becomes real, i'll have time to hide my shrine and dakis before before she sees them

I'm afraid it would make her worried about my mental health, which has admittedly been deteriorating in some ways the last few years

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549541
Kind of.
But those knights without identity sound intriguing.
I wonder if monsters would find their existence tragic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549550
Nureonago's favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

If you were sent to the MGE world. Where would you wanna live? Whats your ideal home with your waifu? If you don't have a waifu where would you explore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549541
>YAMATO DAMASHII Lizardman
This could be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549514
>create Banecat
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549576
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549541
Will that Ryu ever leave the egg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549507
She really is a cute catgirl.
How long until the artist fucks up and makes her into a futa? Yes, I'm still platinum mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549541
A small band of 11 monster mercs wreathed in cloaks over their black armor and only one of their member ever speaks to any one else, or even acknowledges any one else's presence. They are paid highly to do the most dangerous of jobs because they work as a small tight knit unit with too-perfect harmony. And they work in such unison because the entire merc outfit is an incubus, his uber-powerful Living Armor waifu and the suits of armor she controls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
My waifu's castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549541
Just think of the badass things a human could do, then make that character a monstergirl instead.
There, problem solved, and you can then implement their abilities into the story as you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
Forest cabin near a river with underground maze and a zillion escape routes. I'd like to be a hunter/blacksmith and explore ruins and the like, explore everywhere but the desert. Fuck deserts. Though I might venture there for Khepris.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls that you like have the least amount of art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
Probably a fairly remote home near the mountains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
Either an undead city, a comfy seaside town or a snowy isolated village in the mountains.
I would enjoy any of the three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549595
Dark Priest
Dark Valkyrie
Kobold
Oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549595
soldier beetle, echidna and golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549595
Scylla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549581
Please don't remind me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
Seaside undead kingdom. Easily. in some highlands where it snows often and is always misty, and where you need to enchant yourself with warmth to go swimming in the frigid sea

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>>15549574
Deruella's castle.
You know exactly why.

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>>15549574
My first choice is kind of impractical. My second choice, however, would be a nice seaside house on the coast of a desert nation. Lots of bright stone, silky sand, palm trees and beaches.

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>>15549610
>seaside undead town
Oh, why didn't I think of combining them like this? Best answer.

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>>15549574
Deep in the abyss with the other deep ones

Or maybe just in an underground society

There is something weirdly attractive to being in such an enclosed and remote place where only a few lives, I blame living in a world where everyone is linked together one way or another

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>>15549612
>You know exactly why.
So you could NTR her with Mari's cat and get high as balls on her drug supply during formal dinner parties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
A big house in a big empty field in the border of a town. Yep, that's where I want to live with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>Find an Abandoned Dragon girl hatchling.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549595
Hobgoblin
Khepri
Oomukade
JubJub
Glacies
Doppleganger
Kakuen
Arch Imp

All need more art, I think Jubjub has the most out of all of them though.

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>>15549620
No, so I could romance her.
NTR is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549616
>I blame living in a world where everyone is linked together one way or another
Just close your facebook account. It works wonders. Do you know who had toast for breakfast and had to wait a minute extra at the post office today? Because I sure as fuck don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549627
Raise as daughteru with Wurm waifu

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>>15549627
Raise her as my own daughter as best as I can.
Cry like a baby when she gets married because I'm so proud of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549629
>Hobgoblin
Yes. She needs more art, shortstack, dumb sleepy girls are the best archetype.
She also needs stories. I would, but I'm busy not writing two others right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549627
abandon her its what shes used to

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>>15549630
NTR is hilarious when the NTR'd is a demonic god who just walked in on her husbando tripping out and feeling up her sister's cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549627
Raise her to be my wife. Wait no, that's what monster girls do.

Raise her to be a proud Dragon with a big hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549614
Just imagine chilling in your castle, on a balcony overhanging a cliff, looking out across the ocean, the waifu in your arms and the crisp sea-breeze blowing in. Maybe a drink. What would you drink in that kind of cenario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549507
That reminds me of that webm with 3DPD with cat whiskers eating a mouse alive
Anyone saw it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549580
The pizzas from Piestrong and Dragon are meant to lure her out of the egg.

>>15549569
Who can say, but I'd say there's bound to be at least 10,000,000 Wurms that will be sad.
The knights follow the lessons and path of a hero from the past who selflessly fought for others under glorious white armor. Said hero also defeated the 4th DL of the setting and vanished without a trace after that.
The group itself uses elite troops of the present to fill its ranks, and each member wears the same style of white armor while wielding a sword and shield of the highest quality.
They basically play as a "Supreme Tank/Glacier" when it comes to defensive battles in the stories lore, as well as those who actively fight against evil and such. They're only mentioned here and there at first, but will actually appear later on in the story.

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>>15549648
No, NTR is shit.
NTR is always shit.
I'd hang out with the cat though. Platonically.

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>>15549641
Thinking about it, regular Hobgoblins need more attention too.

Maybe some silly stuff like a Hobgoblin using her absurd strength to give her friends shoulder rides or getting drunk around a camp fire after pillaging. Get to work you lazy bum.

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>>15549574
I would probably live alongside a coastal part of a desert region.
Beaches to relax on, desert ruins to explore, and plenty of oceanic and desert MGs to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549653
>castle
No, fuck that. I'm not some power mad guy. I'd go for a nice flat or cottage near the sea.

As for a drink? My standard ale, or maybe a cuba libre. Rum and coke is wonderful. I recently found some special Madagascar coke designed to be a mixer, and it makes the best cuba libras.

[Anonymous No.]

>Someone mentioned Holstaur + Hobgoblin combo last thread
That's what we need art of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549627
Denounce my deliquent ways and become the greatest father ever!

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>>15549664
>Get to work you lazy bum.
I should. I've got these two story ideas that the thread will either love or hate, and I'm interested in seeing how you all react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549663
But you're NTRing Druella of all people!
Fucking DRUELLA!
With a magic cat!
On drugs!

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>>15549574
WockFag and i have talked about this a lot, and a small little JRPG type forest village would be the best.

We would live all together and have our own little shops we ran with out wives

I wanted to be the blacksmith since it's always been a dream of mine, I would run the forge and Miia would sell things in the front I also like to imagine that she would have a special novelty food item that actually damaged the person eating it

Jabberwock would be the boss in a nearby castle overlooking the town, but she would come down now and then with Wockfag for supplies and to visit with the townspeople and see their friends

it would be nice and cozy

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>>15549680
I want to cocktease a catgirl by treating and cuddling her like a normal cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549666
>Castle means powerhungry
I don't like you, satan.

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>>15549589
That could work.
Like:
>legendary blacksmith that forges things heroes would kill and loot houses for
>Is a Dragon
>Legendary kung Fu master that's basically Li Shuwen
>Is a Jinko
>Mage credited for destroying an entire continent
>Wurm that learned Flare Star

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>>15549667
>Milky Hobgoblin with a cowprint bra
I want it.
>>15549674
Oh so you're that writefag. Looking forward to giving them a fair shot at least, any hints at how they may be controversial?

[Anonymous No.]

>life is nice with your zombie wife
>she's a simple girl with simple pleasures, which is great since you enjoy just sitting around with her watching tv
>one day you wake up to find she's turned into a wight
>your start to worry that her new noble lifestyle will end those relaxing days at home
>to your surprise, however, she's only high society when out in public
>as soon as you two are alone her eyes go blank and she wraps her arms around you, absentmindedly moaning "waaaaarm"
>life is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549689
Having a castle means you or your waifu rule over the place. That isn't for me.
I'd want to be just a normal guy living in a city full of horny women who happen to see breathing as optional and haven't had a pulse in centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549706
>Having a castle means you or your waifu rule over the place.
What? No it doesn't. There are three castles on this street alone.

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>>15549696
I don't think I'm who you think I am, and no, it won't be the sort of thing that implodes the thread. Just a different take on certain monsters that some might like and some might hate.
I hate self promotional faggotry though so that's the end of it from me.

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>>15549667
>Holstaur/Hobgoblin combo
So basically a shortstack Holstaur with tits the size of Minka and an ass that makes Nikki Minaj jealous.
I'll take five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549710
>a town mostly made of castles
Eh, I can't see that looking good, but to each his own.

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>>15549702
Threadcanon zombies and wights in general ruin the undead pretty hard for me.

What happened to having a regular undead waifu who isn't a boring high society fuckhead or a brainless idiot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549719
It would look a little like Yharnam just slightly less modern.

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>>15549730
wern't they originally brainless idiots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549730
That's what cuddly vamps are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549706
There's a lot of old castles that you can buy and live in.
http://i.imgur.com/W4oIYDX.jpg
This one's for sale in Italy for €13 million.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't turn down your Tanuki overlords would you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549736
she cant do the dishes though, the whole weakness against moving water and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549730
I mean, giving your own wight waifu a shit tier personality is your own damn faut, but I've been wanting a mid-tier undead for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549731
I never thought Yharnam looked that nice to live in. I'd rather a standard town with maybe a castle in the middle for the ruling Wight and her husbando.

>>15549733
In Romero movies, yes. But I'd like an undead who isn't a leader or mindless drone. A regular girl in terms of mental ability and power would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549738
Dragons are the natural predator of tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549738
yeah I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549747
>In Romero movies,
I mean in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549747
like that one undead girl from monster musume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549738
>tfw I want a Tanuki not just for a bushy tail cuddleslut but because I need the finacial help

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549680
And I don't want to cheat on Deruella.
I want to cuddle her while whispering how much I love her into her ear.
I want to mating press the blackberry and give her children.

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>>15549743
>I've been wanting a mid-tier undead for a while now.
Exactly!
>giving your own wight waifu a shit tier personality is your own damn faut
Speaking as someone who has had to deal with the upper class fairly often recently, they are self absorbed pricks in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549736
A shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549541
Why get all gimmicky with the girls? You can do the same badass stuff with them as the guys.

>group of brave monstergirls from some podunk village who band together as mercs to go out and find husbands in the world

People would eat that up if you did it right.


I had a good idea the other day too about a modern wurm who is a student of historical martial arts. She has a little show where she talks about how certain things were used and how they developed over the centuries.

>Hello, everyone! And welcome to another edition of Wyrm Gladiatoria
>Today we'll be looking at a new antique piece I got in, the late demonic era lamian saber
>Here we can see how the lamia's physiology has dictated the form of the weapon
>Lamia fighters were unique in that they could move and fight almost belly to the ground
>This gives them excellent reach in a split second and lets them engage at the difficult to defend level of the enemy's feet
>Even experienced swordsmen have trouble fighting a foe that low and fast. I use that trick in fencing practice all the time!
>This helps offset the larger target of their long bodies and their difficulty in quickly shifting their ground position
>Like my instructor says, girls without legs just ain't got footwork
>You can tell most combat was seen from this low level by the design of the blade
>This curve with a slightly forward balance is built for slashing, not thrusting, showing it was used mostly in cutting attacks against the legs and thighs. There's huge arteries in the inner thighs and one good nick could spell the end of an opponent. Upward slashes at the belly were also easier to slide under plate and gambisen. I won't even mention the more delicate places that they could target
>Moving down to the hilt you can see this is a basket design that evolved from ring guards that were originally added to the multimonster standard crosshilted version of this blade several centuries prior
>Your hands are THE most vulnerable part of your body in the moment of a strike because it is the part of you closest to the enemy. All they have to do is get one good hit in there and you are disarmed and probably missing a finger or three
>Some people like me have natural armor on our hands and forearms that act as a gauntlet. It's why dragons never developed guarded hilts in any monstergirl society over the years and why lizardgirls and salamanders have dominated unarmored combat against many more humanoid adversaries in arena matches
>But for a lamia, who notoriously don't use heavy armor like plate gauntlets, a regular crossguard meant the blade needed to held above and behind to protect the hand
>With a basket hilt, you protect the hand and can hold it in front of you for quicker reactions and strikes. It's the same principle we use for modern straight saber fencing!
>The one piece of armor that was really popular with lamian warriors was the helmet, always the most essential piece of armor to anyone, it went double for someone who had their head jutted so far forward from the rest of their body when fighting
>This was usually used in conjunction with the burmble or turtleback shield to help deflect attacks from above, though we have some old records of using a tail buckler as well
>To end on a bit of a somber note, you can tell this made was for campaigns against humans. As we all know, the taking of husbands was the most common cause for combat during this time
>More objectively, monstergirl armor, being heavier and thicker on average than that being able to be worn normally by a human, is largely combated by good thrusting and piercing weapons. Or by big blunt force weapons that can concuss through the armor like warhammers and maces
>A cutting weapon isn't much good for that
>That's the long and short of this lamian saber.
>We hope you liked today's show! Let us know what you thought in the comments below and what you'd like to see next time on Wyrm Gladiatoria!

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>>15549747
what about a wight that gets tired of all the backstabbing and political intrigue that comes with being part of an aristocracy and just want to live as a normal woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549747
>I never thought Yharnam looked that nice to live in

No accounting for taste I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549761
there's still ghouls and liches if you aren't happy with zombies and wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549761
They are also 3d. whats your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549764
I like it. You should make a series out of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549747
>tfw everyone forgets that most Wights are also resurrected female warriors and knights

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>>15549770
I could totally go for that.

>>15549773
Admit it, even for an undead city it looks a bit depressing.
You know what I'd like? A MGE style version of Halloween Town. That manages to be gothic and really fun.

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>>15549738
>>15549750
>ywn never enforce evil tankui plans to steal dragon hoards to the point dragons end doing degrading piggyback rides to kids and their husbands have to sell to sperm banks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549761
I feel like there's an 'Aristocrats' joke in there but I'm too tired to think of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549785
I'd enjoy the costuming

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>>15549781
My point is experience with the real thing can ruin it for you.

>>15549783
I admit, I was talking about the threadcanon where they're all high society. The revived warriors would probably be ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549540
MAGNIFICENT!

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>>15549785
>, even for an undead city it looks a bit depressing.
Only because its so obviously gone to shit. Imagine all those idestreets and alleys an warrend filled with city noise, running undead kids, passing traffic by carriage, the squares and circles filled with vendors and stalls and the smells of cooked food.

Yharnam would clean up good.

[Anonymous No.]

Here in Arkham, we all have a Shoggoth on the roof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549813
I can only wonder what it'd be like to live in the monstergirl equivalent of Arkham.
https://youtu.be/t0URLGsf1e0

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>>15549785
>I could totally go for that.
but then she pulls a fast one on you and it was all a ruse to trick you into luring you to her terrority.

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>>15549783
>be a caterer in MGC
>get called to do one of those high society Wight parties
>whatever you get paid mad dosh
>get there and realize that 'high society' apparently means drinking until they pass out
>paying the bartender to do body shots
>feeling up the waiters
>it's okay though the amount of money you all made in tips covers all the damage your dignity took that night

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549815
Rape everywhere, all the time. But that's okay, because if you over to Innsmouth on Sundays, you can get punch and pie at the Esoteric Order of Dagon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549683
>Comfy slice of life with Anons and their Monster Waifus in a fantasy setting
If there was one word for this, it'd be cozy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549785
Since KC is capable of drawing architecture, I wonder if he'll be kind enough to give us visual depictions of the Undead Kingdoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549813
I'd rather a Shoggoth in my bed, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549827
Gothic shit everywhere, I love it.
>>15549834
Well I hope you have a ladder to get her down from there.

[Anonymous No.]

You now realize the phrase "in bed, surrounded by loved ones" has very different connotations when monstergirls are included in the equation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549817
Well this doesn't help my dislike for wights at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549818
>Finally get home at 5 in the morning
>Really tired, but want to shower before bed
>Getting undressed, realize your phone's gone
>The pocket it was in now contains 3 thongs and a piece of paper with a phone number on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549847
yeah but I love ironic stories like that

[Anonymous No.]

Do MGs have quirks like their animal counterparts?
>like Holstaurs not being able to go down stairs
>or dog girls who 'run' in thier sleep
>or harpies picking up anything shiny on the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549860
What would stop me from just straight up leaving her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549857
>contains 3 thongs and a piece of paper
What kind of Wight wears three thongs at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549876
It was those triplets that kept brushing their spectral claws against your arms as you walked by, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549861
I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirls would be the rudest?
https://youtu.be/65wblLv1XDk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549861
That would be stupid and verging on bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549876
She knows you might make her wet, so she brings some reserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549883
>Wight triplets
Oh sweet lord I don't need this boner now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549861
That's retarded. The holstaur part, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549861
>or dog girls who 'run' in thier sleep

good god that be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549890
>verging on beastiality
How so anon?

[Anonymous No.]

no video game loving monster to enjoy EVO with

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549861
Why not go the whole way and just make them mentally animals with tits?
The moe stuff goes too far sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549861
Quite partial to the canines dog paddling as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549895
Why? Real cows literally cannot go downstairs. We pranked a rival school like that back in my day. They had to shoot the cow to get it out of the school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549910
You bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549910
Holstaurs have two legs, so they won't encounter the stair issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549910
Because instead of monstergirls you've got girls who act like stupid animals. It's just cringey and stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549910
>being proud of animal abuse
I will look for you. I WILL find you. And then I'm going to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549910
Where did you get a cow anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549910
>hey guys, MGs should just be petting zoo level, amirite?
>lol, once we got a cow shot!
You sound like a complete cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549910
>They had to shoot the cow to get it out of the school.
The logical question is to ask why they had to kill the poor thing
But I'm more curious as to where the hell did you get a cow from

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549861
>Harpies picking up anything shiny on the ground

Why is my Dragon waifu shaking?

[Anonymous No.]

Thought I'd try my hand at writing something after lurking for so long.

http://pastebin.com/RsZtWYJg

P-pls no bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549861
>>15549910
So not only are you trying to enforce some ineffectual moe threadcanon on the girls, you're boasting that you got an animal killed. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549861

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549940
>Doragon sees something shiny of the ground
>Goes to pick it up
>Harpy just swoops in out of nowhere and takes it and flies off
And thus a rivaly was born

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549908
Sounds like a pain in the ass. You'd hope you didn't live anywhere too warm, because you'd wanna snuggle in with her as tight as possible so she doesn't have the range of movement to hit you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549869
a legal (and soul)binding marriage contract
I imagine that was her reason for keeping up the ruse , and she would let out a villainous ojou type laugh when it signed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549945
Do you intend to do consecutive updates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549951
I meant to say I like the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549926
>>15549930
>>15549950

Not him but nobody should ever feel sorry for a cow. If you've spent any time ranching, you know it with all your heart. Those things are a big dumb tasty menace. Nobody would bother with them if they weren't good for milk and meat. It's why the Auruchs is extinct.

That being said, he should be shot for being a prankster asshole. Tricksters are just the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
My name is Max.
My world is rape and lust.
Once, I was a writer.
A keyboard warrior searching for righteous cause.
As the world corrupted, each of us in our own way was broken.
It was hard to tell who was more crazy.
Me
Or the monster girls.

Here they come again.
Trying to worm their way into the sanctuary of my bed.
I tell myself "they cannot touch me."
They are long behind me.

I am the one who runs from both the living and the dead.
Hunted by bachalorettes.
Haunted by those who have tied the knot.
So I exist in this wasteland.
A man, reduced to a single instinct.

Stay chaste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549764
I thought about a Scylla pirate who goes around attacking trade ships, but then I remembered the lack of canons in the setting and decided not to do it.
I also mused over the idea of a group of monsters that act like the Elemental Archfiends from FF4; with a Zombie/Wight as earth, Harpy/Thunderbird for wind, Mermaid/Something for water, and [sploier]Phoenix[/spoiler] for fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549945
>Tag baphomet
Maybe some day I'll read your stuff. Today is not that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549950
>Accusing him of trying to force something after one or two posts
>Calling anything you don't like moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549928
One kid from our school owned a farm (his family did at least) and instead of putting down the cow himself, he put it in the bell tower of thier school and made them take care of it.

>>15549926
>being proud of animal abuse
I didn't know this happened until after the fact.
Also, as one who's humanely had to put down a shit ton of animals I really wouldn't call it animal abuse. I consider it police brutality because a white cop killed a black cow.
#cowlivesmatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549945
Fresh meat, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549945
Haha look, Alp tried to wri-

Oh, wait. You aren't Alp.

So, serious reaction time it is then:
Write more before posting, this isn't much to go by. I really can't offer much advice with such a tiny amount of material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549964
Pirates existed long before gunpowder, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549956
>>15549945
Might try to finish it today if people are interested. Don't expect high quality literally the first story I wrote.

Any advice is always welcomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549970
I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say at this point, just fucking kill yourself you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549952
>Dragon keeps messing with the crow gang nextdoor

She gets even more mad when they say that soon they will steal her most precious treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549945
>Baphomet
You have my attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549968
>monstergirls should act like cutesy animals!
>not moe
You aren't even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549970
Ok I'm going to ask the question nobody else is for some reason.
How the fuck did you get it up there in the first place if you couldn't get it back down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549973
yeah but without canons it just doesn't fit in with our modern romanticised view of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549945
Line 11 has two glaring issues.
>Suddenly you see a giant green glow come from the other side of your barrier. You feel a huge blast hit the barrier from you can assume was that Baphomet.

I guess it should be "from what you can assume was that Baphomet". The other thing is the repeated use of the word barrier, it feels clunky. Change the second "barrier" to "it".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549974
Keep at it and don't let assholes run you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549974
Honestly, write more before you post. 30 lines or so isn't even a minor update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549910
Holstaurs being afraid of heights would be the only comparable thing to Cows being unable to go down stairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549986
Personally, I'd love some old school Mediterranean pirates. Pirates of the Agean kinda stuff. You could still have bows and catapults and flamethrowers. Lots of crazy things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549980
>Crow gang barking and insulting the Doragon while she's on a morning stroll through the market, saying that she isn't as fast as she once was in terms of getting loot
>One even says it must be because she's getting old, and they all laugh
>Anon tells his Doragon waifu to just ignore them
>One of the crow harpies mock and say that she's so slow that they could rob her horde dry right under her nose
>BREAKING NEWS: Massive Fire in Local Shopping District

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549970
>being an ass about it
Nah, you're a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549984
Cows can climb up the stairs but can't climb down. Their knees don't bend or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550013
Thats when you put them on a bed and slide it down the stairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549945
Line 19
>Hell you would be pissed to
Should be "pissed too".
Line 21
>You cast a glance at lion ring
Should be "at the".
Line 24
>A red lion curled around a white gem; a gift from your uncle, but the ring is not important what is important is what it stores.
Put a second semicolon between important and what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550013
ive heard people say the same thing about bears which turned out to be completely untrue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550013
It depends on the angle of the stairs. Steep ones like you often find inside a house or an old building are too much for them. They can do the low grade stuff fine though. That's not much different than running them up and down the loading ramps for a semi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549945
NEW WRITEFAG.
>24 lines
I know its a work in progress, but next time make a bit more progress before showing us. This probably took about 10 minutes to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549945
Line 24 has other problems too.
>'Good still have enough'
Add a colon after good.
>An intense fire rages from the ring after all you had been storing magic in the ring for the past year.
The whole "after all" should be its own sentence.
>but gods you might actually run out with this baphomet here
I know the "gods" is supposed to be an exclamation here but it just doesn't work for me, maybe do it like
>but - gods! - you might actually run out
Or something.
That's about it. Now go fix all this and then keep writing, only do it better this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549540
Anubis is worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549955
Wights don't have phylacteries do they? That's all I need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550023
>ive heard people say the same thing about bears which turned out to be completely untrue
>"Hmph! This Bear girl thinks she can get me! But she doesn't know that I've read all about bears on the internet and that they can't go down stairs!"
>Anon runs up a flight of stairs with a bear girl in pursuit
>Narrowly goes around her and runs back down the stairs
>Bear girl looks at him in confusion at the bottom of the stairs
>"Ufufuf! You have fallen for my trap! with this, I have escaped your clutches, foul vixen of the forest!"
>"Look at you, looking at me in pure confusion because your feeble mind cannot comprehend my genius! With this knowledge and power, I am unstoppable! WAHAHAHAHA-"
>Bear girl starts walking down the stairs
>"-NANI!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549945
>tags
I feel like I'm the only one who hates that shit. I prefer the writefags who don't do this because that way there aren't any spoilers glaring at you right in the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550050
>wiki-style post
>random Japanese word
Fucking summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550054
Every time I try to not use tags, I get yelled at. Someone needs to make a strawpoll of tags or no tags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549945
We get it's a WIP
But 31 lines is really nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550061
Didn't we do that one time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550069
Not since my tenure began.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550069
Yes. But I forgot the results so we should do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550054
perhaps a compromise
spoiller tags when posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550075
Well, you suggested it. So you do it

[Anonymous No.]

BIG BAD
RED GALS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550085
Wanna fight em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550090
What makes you think you could win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550061
There's an easy way to do it:

Write a short summary that doesn't give too much away in the post you include the link in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550094
My stubbornness and determination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550094
My dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550061
>Every time I try to not use tags, I get yelled at.
I've never had anyone complain, but then I usually do what this anon was saying.
>>15550095

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550096
>>15550099
Pffff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550061
I've never tagged and no one has asked me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550103
Having a dick means that I get raped. So it's a win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550094
Tenacity. I'll punch the hornines into that gal one of the dys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550116
Did you have a stroke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550119
The Oni started working on him before he finished typing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550119
>>15550134
yl see. few yrs ill win. hlp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550103
Don't you doubt me, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550094
>What makes you think you could win?

Having the perfect height for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550094
I could throw beans at her and spike her alcohol so she falls unconscious unable to defeat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550147
I want a JubJub that size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550147
>The average fight against a fuckhuge monster
They'd either enjoy their work or just think "Oh great, he's gone straight for my tits. Just like the last 20. I have a fucking degree in theoretical physics and Druella has me doing THIS."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550152
>8 ft. tall Dire Jubjub
I feel like that would be the monster equivalent of those "HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!?!?" click bait ads.

[Anonymous No.]

Shark, Oni, BuffDragon, Jinko, Warewolfu and Buff Dark Elf are fighting in an Elimination Chamber match for your seed.
Who do you cheer for?

[Anonymous No.]

What if the only MGs that arrive in 2017 are bird brains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550152
Jubjubs never detach from your dick and use it as a perch, carrying on that size around would sure get you /fit/ quickly.

Unless she carries you around using her immense size by flying while you're still fucking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550166
Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550166
What, no undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550166
>Hitting all my weak spots

I would probably cheer for the Dragon, but goddamn I would do anything if it meant being sexed by all those beautiful girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550170
It's not going to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550170
As in just harpies or stupid harpies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550187
But anon...all harpies are bird brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550166
I'd have to go with the shark girl, after all sharks have been around for millions of years and in that time have become the most capable fighter's in all the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550163
>>15550175
>Wrapped in fluffy DireJub wings while pounding her tight, squishy pussy and sucking her massive milky teats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550193
Plenty are as smart as humans if not smarter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550166
I say skip the fight and all of us go to my bedroom. I have enough seed for all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550166
Tough choice between the Shark and Werewolf, but if I had to pick one, it would be the Shark.
Nothing quite like one of the Ocean's most ferocious predators picking me as a mate. I'd certainly be flattered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550166
I cheer for the opportunistic Kakuen who takes out the dark elf on the entrance ramp and takes her place in the match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550166
My daughteru playing a tree in her school's musical (she's an alraune). I am not interested in watching those six fighting each other, I'm happy with my daughter already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550196
Hitting way too many of my weak points. She would still have permanent heart pupils too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
Pandemonium.

Dante MUST Die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550193
I feel like they would be experts in fields that would benefit them. Like aerodynamics and other sciences that deal in flight.

[Anonymous No.]

https://a.pomf.cat/tvwpwh.webm

Joining the Kraken Kuddle Klub has never seemed more appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
Lone cabin in the mountains with a Yeti
http://i.imgur.com/ZQsinQ1.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Shirohebis a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550238
There are nicer Onee-sans out there! Krakens are old jerks who molest young boys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550166
The werewolf, because they're objectively the best and the hottest.
Plus she's hitting above her weight category against the dragon, so I guess you could say she's the underdog.
http://imgur.com/CrNkSbM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550260
Titania's are much nicer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548730
None.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550268
>Plus she's hitting above her weight category against the dragon
The dragon isn't fat! She's just big-scaled!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550273
I was talking about combat ability, but okay, the dragon's also fat.

FAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550166
Either Shark or Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550275
Do not bully the overweight Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
A mansion on the outskirts of an undead kingdom. To anyone else it looks like a run down dump with no windows or furniture but people who are invited in via the wife's magic can see the real version of it which is all fancy and gothic.

Complete with an underground lab of course.

[TheCatGod !!IznAokfJ2BB No.]

http://pastebin.com/RsZtWYJg Updated and Complete. For my first work it doesn't feel bad, but I want to delete the whole thing and pretend it never happen...

It's really shit so rip me a new one.

I fixed some of the stuff you guys pointed out, but no doubt there will be more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550258
Anna would make an amazing Shirohebi.
Correction: Anna was a Shirohebi, only with legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
I'll just live in the undead kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550284
Yeah, no. Going to stick my forefinger right in that FUCKING FAT dragon's navel and wiggle it about while poking her squishy waistline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550286
As someone who wrote and deleted multiple stories, including some that I haven't even posted, I highly encourage you to keep it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550286
A bit short, but not bad for a first time thing. Better than my first attempt.

>but I want to delete the whole thing and pretend it never happen...
Welcome to being a writefag. Stick around, you pedo shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550288
>Anna would make an amazing Undead Shirohebi.
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550311
Ouch.
It's a shame we won't see a season 2. Anna's VA was great. Why are the Japanese so weak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550317
They work themselves to the bone, combine that with god knows what could be in their food and a very stressful lifestyle, especially for an actor and it's no wonder why they kill themselves all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547921
At first I though it was a Dragon paying a Lamia in toblerone before I realized it was a gold bouillon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550298
Bullies like you need to be punished! I hope that dragon wins so she can put you in your place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550288
Anna is a perverse slut. I'd want my Shirohebi to be pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550338
She's a slut for one man only with all the creepy stalker tendencies that come with it. In other words, just like a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Krakens are ___

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550286
It suffers the
>welp, a monster raped me. Guess I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH LETS GET MARRIED YOU'RE MY SOULMATE sorry, what was your name again?
Issue that most of our stories have, but that was your very first and it was pretty good for a first try. Write more, get creative. We need more OC here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550334
A fat, lazy dragon could never win against a fit, lithe, muscles like steel cable werewolf.
That dragon will be moaning as the werewolf throws her to the ground and kneads her flab into submission with those fearsome claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550347
I hate her and her panting moaning juice-drinking delusions. I want my yan to sneak up on me to hug me from behind and nuzzle cheeks together and tell me she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550354
Tentacool

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
Either A) A cozy little mountain cabin, or B) A coastal undead kingdom.

>>15549610
>>15549614
>>15550285
>>15550293
>>15549653
Absolutely exemplary taste hereabouts it should seem.

>>15549665
Is also good. Though I say that because Anubis Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550357
Why can't I just have both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550357
All the other Monster Girls may take pity on her and realize they can just catch some other guy and let her have you

I mean you're a bully, why would they want a bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550356
>Issue that most of our stories have
Well, apart from the ones about childhood friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549614
>Corpse Venice
>Liches working in their elegant palazzos
>Vampires dining in the majestic squares
>Zombies have to be fished out of the canals and get married to their saviors
Venice is really spooky in the fog as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550363
>. Though I say that because Anubis Waifu.
What if your Anubis was actually dead, and the right hand to the pharaoh of a vast egyptian-greek necropolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550386
I want to bully my zombie childhood friend by pulling her from the water and then going "Huh? Must be nothing..." and then fake lowering her in until she starts panic moaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550403
Was she a zombie when you were kids or did she die recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550412
When we were kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550417
Is she still a loli? What did you do together? Having a dumb corpse friend seems weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550363
The coastal desert home with an anubis really is great. A nice, open, airy home set in stone, maybe with a lot of marble too.
Keeps the place cool in the summer, and insulated in the winter, and when you wake up, with your bedroom facing the east, the first thing you'd see would be those initial rays of sunlight gleaming off of your wife, lying next to you and nuzzling as she wakes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549834
She IS the bed, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550286
I don't like how you used video game tropes for the magic. It just takes me out of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550421
>Having a dumb corpse friend seems weird.
https://youtu.be/i4UerGSc-z0?t=273

[Anonymous No.]

Nerdhound that grows up to be a fire witch

[Anonymous No.]

Kraken Kuddling Klub members don't seem to realize how large their responsibilities are

Krakens have ten (10) tentacles that each needs to coil around a man's body
Krakens will NOT have mercy on you, they absolutely love skin to skin contact and they WILL cuddle you until exhaustion with every single one of their limbs

Please, do not join the KKK unless you are highly trained in close quarter cuddling, your safety matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550476
Can I join the Kobold Kuddle Klub instead?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on adventures with a Wurm mage that can't do basic spells, but always pulls off the hardest spells like meteor storm or full revive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550421
She's gotten enough ambient demonic energy to advance to her mid teens but other than that she's still a zombie.

She's not much for conversation but she can play games (albeit slowly) and is more than willing to cuddle during a movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550498
>abusing a poor dead girl from childhood
I bet you haven't cum outside her even once, you fiend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550354

Under appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550421
>Having a dumb corpse friend seems weird.
I dunno, Swiss Army Man seems like an okay movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550476
Well then, this sounds like the club for a guy like me. If anything they should worry more about themselves becoming exhausted, otherwise I'll have to princess carry her back to her bed to tuck her in for a good night. Of course i'll still let her cuddle me in bed, so she doesn't wake up and freak out about me mysteriously disappearing away from her. After all, she seems like a nice girl and treated me very nicely, so I'll make sure to repay her good nature by letting her cuddle me in her bed after become exhausted first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550507
Of course not.
You really can't get into those kind of shenanigans when you have her ghoul cousin hounding me at every moment.

I have a special date planned for her birthday.

It's a love hotel, some rare steaks, and a little bit of manticore venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550354
The best onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550398
I can think of worse things.

>>15550424
There is no word to come close to how incredible that sounds. "Heavenly" is the best approximation I can substitute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550532
I like seeing undead versions of other types of monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550538
It's natural, the Undead legions will ultimately always rule over whatever world they inhabit. Potentially at the expense of living creatures.

Undead Lamia, Undead Harpy, Undead Horse Pussy.

Undead everything eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550489
Kobolds like a lot of things, I'd be surprised if they made a club just about cuddling

It has to be an excuse just to get their own room so they can eat and sleep in peace

>>15550518
How would you handle a Kraken with "slippery" tentacles?
As much as members try to hide it, molesting is a serious issue within the club and many couples were formed following shameful accidents

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550525
You should've listened to your Paladin class rep when she told you using that girl to masturbate is wrong. You'll get your due eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550563
How horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550567
Why would I use her to masturbate?
It's been naught but friendly cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550565
>It has to be an excuse just to get their own room so they can eat and sleep in peace
What would be preventing them from doing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550565

>How would you handle a Kraken with "slippery" tentacles?

I wouldn't. I'd let her handle me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550589
I like krakens for a fetish that is not well liked here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550286
I really can't think up anything truly constructive to tell you, so I'll just say this bluntly to counteract the sugar-coated "points-for-trying" posts before me:

That was god-awful, even by our standards. If you're serious about improving your writing, pick up a book or two on grammar and start reading a lot more popular fiction to get a feel for how stories are structured when it comes to description, dialogue, flow, etc.

I'm sorry if this sounds mean-spirited, but nobody improves if the only feedback they get is "well done, son."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550570
It's how it works.

Either you wipe out the Undead or eventually only Undead remain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550476
Wocks are nicer Onee-sans, they only molest you with your consent.

>>15550599
Tickling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550581
All the thugs trying to make them their underlings
The people treating them like literal dogs
The Werecats and other natural enemies
And that one pervert who keeps talking about having a Kobold daughter to whom he'd do horrible things to

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550565
That's actually pretty simple to do. One is to just keep your eyes peeled for any tentacle going where it doesn't belong, calling them out so they are less likely to repeat it in the future. Two is to wear a specially made chastity belt for tentacles, that way they can't go anywhere bad and it teaches them slowly not to do it. Also I'd hold a group conversation with the girls during our club meetings, where they can talk about their past and problems they face while I provide advice, help, and counseling on how to best overcome these problems so they can live better lives free from the worry committing bad things/ molesting guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550567
>listen to your paladin class rep
As if! All she ever does is nag about how everything is 'immoral' (whatever that means) and she even told the teacher when dullahan senpai was giving me head under my desk during pre-calculus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550618
That's weird, she never said anything when she overheard me saying I wanted to intercrural her with that braid wrapped around my dick. She definitely heard it, she lectured me about sexual harassment for an hour afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550606
I don't know why undead are always portrayed as being proactive about inviting the living to join them in death.
All they have to do is wait a while and everybody gets on board sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550649
Would you wait 50 years to be together with your waifu?
The undead are just thirsty as hell for us living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550656
Us moist delicious living...mmm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550606
I dunno man, creating a space program and finding another planet sounds like an easier solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547376
There's one about a mantis but I don't recall if she's yan or not.

https://www.literotica.com/s/viridian-ninja

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550614
>And that one pervert who keeps talking about having a Kobold daughter to whom he'd do horrible things to
They're not horrible things anon, they're nice, loving, happy things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550656
>Would you wait 50 years to be together with your waifu?
thats my current plan yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550599
I also like them for a fetish not well liked here, but I'm going to guess it's different from yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550661
They really want to kiss you, their nervous systems are just so shot that they can't control themselves properly.

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna blow raspberries into Wurm daughteru's tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15548777
How bad would they regret it?

How much more would they regret it if I was still there the next day, cooking breakfast for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550602
fukken brootal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550633
All she does is hit me and call me a sodomite when she catches me and Ms. Barkmore the Kobold P.E. teacher holding hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550599
You like them for butt stuff.

>>15550673
And you like them so you can cover their tentacles in soy sauce before licking them all over and calling them your little "calamari cutie".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550708

>And you like them so you can cover their tentacles in soy sauce before licking them all over and calling them your little "calamari cutie".

I never knew I needed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
In a haunted mansion, surrounded by a dark forest, and perpetually kissed by moonlight. Possibly on a coastal cliffside, and ten minutes from Halloween village.

This is the staff
>Will o wisp, Librarian, who delves into arcane secrets to defeat her stupid rival lich from the village tower.
>Shoggoth, Top meido, who seriously has her work cut out for her
>Elder Devil, Financier, who owns the property and the surrounding land. Lounges around all day
>Wight, Secretary, who signs the papers, procures the deliveries, and keeps this place running for of her lazy mistress.
>Vamp Mosquito, Ze Doktor, who creates many of the monstrosities currently locked in the dungeon. Assists the will o wisp, alchemically.

Not pictured

>Apophis, the Cook, who fancies herself a gourmet that transcends the limits of her poor taste buds.
>Hellhound, the groundskeeper, although I think she just likes sprinting around the woods wildly.
>Me, the hanged man, who is about to knock on the front door because he has no idea how he got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550725
Anon stop making me want to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550745
Write, write, write! We should have a speedwriting contest RIGHT NOW. A spoopy MG story. Due today, then have a vote of which one is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550708
dude no, that way too much sodium

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550749
>speedwriting contest
Well I'm automatically out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550758
Right behind ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550758
You tellin' me you couldn't kick out a thousand words in like, eight hours or so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
A sealed-off science laboratory where I could study the sciences of science and carry out sciency stuff with my loyal doppleganger assistant.

In reality, a darkened isolated cave in the mountains where a Mindflayer has me in mental stasis as part of a recovery program following a mental breakdown over being exposed to the outside world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550745
Oh please do.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna be a professional Monster Girl Wrestler!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550773
>Mind flayer forced to give you fantasies of other monstergirls while she loves you from outside your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>Damnit, spending the summer with your kitsune aunt is killing you
>The way her thick hips sway as she walks, how that enormous rack looks like it belongs on a holst, and you swear she's dropping things on purpose just to bend over and show off that perfect ass
>She's too submissive to rape you though
>The morning after a full moon, all you found where her wet panties under your sheets and a lipstick mark on your cheek
>She's probably waiting for you to make a move
>But she's still your aunt
>You shouldn't do that kind of stuff with her, right...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550721
>And you like them so you can cover their tentacles in soy sauce before licking them all over and calling them your little "calamari cutie".
I can't believe how accurate you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550725
>Wight, Secretary
>Apophis, the Cook
>Elder Devil, Financier
This is really unfitting to both of these species

Wights are top tier undead that can even rule their own kingdom

Apophis are rivals to Pharaohs who have godlike powers, they can also rule their own kingdom

Demons are already high tier, so an elder one would be top tier and fall into the same category as the 2 girls above

You fantasize about whatever you want and there is nothing wrong with that, I just found it weird that you'd use these species when there are other species that fit much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550798
I don't see anything wrong if she wants to be my girlfriend and go out on a nice date with me, I'll gladly ask her out. Then we can go back to the house to enjoy our favorite shared activities and hobbies, followed by us snuggling up to each other to fall asleep. Then after we've have both bonded and have grown our relationship comes we both ask the other if we'd want to have sex, this of course is followed by a long yet passion filled session of sex. Then we both hold each other close, happy to know that we both enjoyed the act and that we can fall asleep, cute smiles plastered on both of our faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550798
She won't be walking for a few days after I'm done with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550761
Yeah if I want to write a bullshit paper about the laws of thermodynamics. But this is monstergirls. I don't want to bullshit you guys, myself, or my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550750
The sweetness of the kraken balances it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550791
And just like that, I have become more of a monster than I could have ever imagined...

>Obsession with my work causes the mind to lapse on small details
>Details such as the assistant
>Only around long enough for me to notice
>Replaced by someone new just before any proper form of attachment can be made.
>never bothered to ask why or investigate further
>focused on my work
>Work I've been doing for so long, I no longer know what I'm working on
>Only the strange compulsion to fix something is certain

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550831
The whole point of a speedwriting contest is to see who can bullshit the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550798
I'm so happy I don't have a Kitsune aunt. I would breed her in a heartbeat, especially if she looked like that.
Our house would be the joke of the town, with everyone calling it "little West Virginia" because of all our kids running around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550829
be careful, anon. your mother told you she could still get pregnant before you left. wait, why the hell did she tell you that?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550842
Again. I don't want to bullshit anything when it comes to monstergirls. Monstergirls are serious business. At least that's what my Tanuki aunt always told me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550810
I chose them because my dick said so.

If I had to rationalize it though, I would probably say that this spooky land already has an aristocracy, and these monstergirls have the wrong last name. Also, these women simply have their own desires. I dont know if you've heard, but running a kingdom really blows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550798
Cumflate the fox aunt!
Make her feel young again!
Ensure a litter of kits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550798
You bet your ass I would.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kid, you wanna Rip and Tear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550876
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>all this Undead and Undead Kingdom love
I want to live together with my Vampire waifu/motherfu in a fuckhuge Castlevania-esque castle that counts as its own Undead Kingdom.

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>>15550848
Good. I'll make the bitch pregnant and take responsibity just so I can live with her and fill her mind with nothing but sex and our children. This is what she gets for teasing me.

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>>15550876
You have huge tits!
That means you are hugely fertile!
Dick and Impregnate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550876
Hey you! Get out of the Mars Base! Go back to Hell!

Go on, GET!

[Anonymous No.]

>Its another pleasant day in your dire wolfus rapecave. The sun is shining outside, the birds are singing, and your youngest daughter has awkward questions to ask regarding babies.
>"Aunt mary says her baby sometimes bites her boob when she's feeding. Did I ever bite mommy?"
>The young pup falls silent as she looks at the horrified faces of her older sisters, who are all shaking their heads and mouthing "NO!" at her. Oh, but it's too late.
>You can't help but chuckle slightly. You knew this day would come, the day you got to tell the youngest of the family of your true power as her father and as a man.
>You look up slowly from your book, slamming it shut, not even caring to remember the page you were on. This was far more important. The other pups run out of the room, giving sorrowful looks at their sister as she finally begins to realize that something is wrong.
>"You?" You tower over the tiny pup as she stares up at her father in awe and terror "You think your pathetic, feeble suckling caused your mother the slightest bit of discomfort?"
>She trembles slightly. "N-no, I guess m-mom's tougher than-"
>Normally you'd find her meekness adorable, but this was too important. You violently jab your chest with your thumb and bellow with all your might
>"BITCH, I OWN THOSE TITS!"
>"I...wha-?"
>"Your mother may have dragged me from my home, kicking and screaming. She may have torn my clothing to shreds and devoured both my virginity and dignity as I whimpered like a baby in her paws, but the moment these lips meet those nips I. FUCKING. OWN. HER."
>Your daughter is silently watching your every move, tears welling up in her eyes. Part of you feels she's learned her lesson, but the rest of you knows there is still much for her to understand.
>"I suck those jugs raw every fucking night! BOTH OF THEM! I get those fuckers so good she's gotta use cream in the mornings to stop the chafing! You think I do it out of revenge? FUCK YOU! I do it because I can't get enough of them, and if she's got a problem with it, she can fucking deal with it!"
>you begin to pace the room, gesturing wildly at the young wolf. "Does she honestly think she can get away with having such lewd tits? That I won't react to having those fuckers bounce and jiggle in my face as she fucks me senseless? That wearing a bra in bed some nights will STOP ME!? BECAUSE NOTHINGS GONNA STOP ME FROM SUCKING THOSE THINGS RAW! I suck those things so hard that I see fear in your mother's eyes when I do it. And that shit's hard because her tits are huge and seeing her eyes over them is difficult!"
>Your daughter is now looking slightly past you. The wife is probably standing in the doorway, and by that you mean the cave entrance. You can feel her glare boring into the back of your skull. You smile and begin to poorly imitate her voice.
>"'For fucks sake, anon!' 'Why didn't I leave you to that Holst?' 'Can't you pay this much attention to my cunt?' 'It's been two hour-'"
>"Jesus, anon, get help!"
>You spin to face the irate and disgusted wall of muscle blocking out the light outside and thrust a finger at her chest. "YOU'RE THE ONE WHOSE GONNA NEED HELP WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH THOSE, BABY! YOU CAN'T STOP THE-"
>You continue your rant, but it is impossible for your daughter to understand with that massive paw over your mouth. You muffle out some protests that the youngest still had more to learn, but you're easily swept off your feet and are effortlessly carried to the "bedroom".
>"I fucking hate you. Was it too much to ask for you to not do this just this once? Could we have just one daughter you haven't traumatized?"
>You're impressed, that's a big word for her. But no, not proclaiming your love for your wolfu's breasts to children too young to understand sexual impulses was about as likely as you not savaging her nipples tonight.
>You sigh a contented sigh as your self proclaimed soulmate hurls you onto the pile of leaves that is your bed, and wonder if the pups will hear your mindless rutting echoing down the damp walls.
>Raising kids is so easy.

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>>15550915
Don't be mean to the cute demons anon.

They just want to see what kind of things men do.

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>>15550922
Best part is, monstergirl titties probably don't chafe at all.

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>>15550922
This is a strong wolfu family.

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>>15550922
And this is why that pack of dire wolf girls look for husbands that are ass men.

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>>15550286
I like to help new writers and this thread isn't very good with criticism, so I gave this a read and made a few notes. Before I continue, I'd like to say that there is nothing outstandingly bad here. Everything I noticed will be fixed with practice and taking feedback.

First of all, it is extremely hard to write well in second person. It encourages bad habits and can easily push too hard on suspension of disbelief. It also is awkward when a story begin in medias res, as a limited second-person perspective makes no sense. I would strongly suggest changing narrative style in the future.

Your pacing is rushed. This is very common among new writefags but needs to be addressed. Unfortunately, the hurried pace also exacerbates the repetitive and clunky narration. About half your sentences are roughly of the form "You do [x] to [y]". Not only is this broadly unappealing to read, it also centers the entirety of the action around the main character. Almost every event is described as "You see/hear/notice...", which robs the scene of an opportunity to inject detail (and is also one of the inherent flaws of second person). Instead of saying that the MC sees something, describe the event and the characters' reactions. It takes some getting used to, but will give the story more life.

Dialogue is very difficult to write naturally. Part of the problem is that conversations just don't translate to paper very well. Monologues are always bad. You also transition in and out of some quotations poorly, making them come off as non sequiturs. This is particularly noticeable at the end of the fight.

Your biggest problem (as is common among new writers) is a lack of detail. Events simply happen and the MC sees them. I touched on this earlier, but it is worth mentioning again. With visual media, a lot of detail can be given about a scene. When you write, the only thing the viewer knows is what you specify. It's up to the author to fill in the details and make them real. If you read enough and keep practicing, you'll see what I mean. This is the fundamental difference between a good writer and an amateur.

Now for a couple pettier, more specific criticisms. First of all, drop the spell names. It's ridiculous. Secondly, quit with the semicolons. You should not have two of them in a single sentence. Finally, the exposition around line 24 is very awkward and disruptive. It epitomizes why I said that you should avoid the second person. It necessitates constructions like that. It is awkward to read and appears very amateurish.

That's about it. Like I said, about on par for a new writer. Keep it up and keep trying to improve. If you'd like, I can keep commenting on your new stories. We really don't give much helpful feedback around here.

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>>15550924
>You'll never be a Mars Base technician and have a pair of Imp Girls watching you and giggling while you try to fix a door.
>Who let these Demons in anyway? They're making you feel uncomfortable and you've got a long shift.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of cats

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>>15550960
>that image

explain!?

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>>15550949
>You will never be a Mars Base security guard
>You will never be constantly followed around by a Hell Baroness that acts as your unofficial partner

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>>15550922
Way to scar your daughterus for life man, jesus.

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>>15550964
She's a yandere disguised as a genki cat.

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>>15550978
They're dire wolfgirls, they'll get over it.

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>>15550982
then he should just give her the chocolate.

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>>15550972
Ara ara~

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>>15550987
What chocolate?

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>>15551004
The chocolate.

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>>15550986
You might think they will, but the scars from such a traumatic event in their formative years will never, ever fade.

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>>15551012
The chocolate, Hisao!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDOykb7WJz0

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>>15550948
I'm not the original poster, but this was eye-opening in regards to how terrible my own prose is. Thank you Anon, you've helped more than one person with your admirable effort.

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>>15551012
Is this like that MS paint drawing of the burn victim from the cripple girls VN screaming "gimme the chocolate!" As the MC shits in her mouth? Because fuck you I just remembered that drawing.

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>>15551000
I want to put her on lactation enhancers and hooker her up to a milking machine.

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>>15551017
Yes, that was the implication. Goddamn, that's a shit VO of the comic.

>>15551022
You should think of it every time chocolate is mentioned nearby in real life. It makes everything funnier, and you might laugh, but you can't explain why it's funny because they'll think you're some kind of freak.

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>>15551017
Please tell me this isn't how that game is like. This is the one where all the girls have disabilities right?

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>>15551000
I want to spar with her.

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>>15551000
>>15550876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs
>Be on Mars base
>It'll be the best paying job you ever had they say
>They need strong Marines for the guard duty, they say
>What they forgot the mention was the unadulterated sexual harassment from the Demon girls you're getting
>Every fucking minute of every fucking hour there's an Imp, a Cacodemon, a Revenant, fucking Hell Knights and Barons of Hell pressing boobs on you
>Making suggestive remarks to you, the works
>The eggheads from R&D tell you it's because you're the only unmarried man on the base
>Then, one day you just fucking SNAP
>Wake up to find yourself being used as a dakimakura by a Hell Knight and Imp pair
>Your blood's absolutely boiling when you put on your helmet and unzip your pants, they want the D? You're going to give them the fucking D
>Take out your own personal mixture from a man named Hicks called "GAME OVER! Man!", the kind of stuff that'll really fuck you up
>About half a pound of raging mushrooms, adrenaline, cocaine, and bath salts
>Inhale that shit, the demons are curious when you start shaking before they see your giant pillar of flesh between your legs
>YOU ARE HUGE, YOU HAVE HUGE TITS
>GROPE AND GROPE
>You don't remember what happens next but when you finally come to you're waist deep in Cyber-Demon pussy
>Grabbing her horns like handlebars and fucking her absolutely ragged in the middle of the Mess Hall
>Demons and co-workers alike being forced to watch her ahegao over and over from the rape you're giving her
>That's how you become the Second Viscount of the Circle of Lust
>Fucking Mars

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>>15551015
Scar tissue is tougher than skin.
And besides, only the most brazen and charismatic of men are fit for a dire wolfgirl.
They should be willful enough to paralyze a lesser monstergirl with their gaze, and potent enough to trigger estrus in them just by proximity.

>>15551041
It's amazing to me that there's people on 4chan who know this little about the VN.
Her sex scene is jarring because it's not lovely and perfect and beautiful like it is in every doujin which ever existed. It's first time sex between a guy who will die if his heart rate exceeds a certain number, and a girl who has been traumatised to her core by an accident that killed relatives and melted the flesh on half her body. Why would you ever expect it to go well the first time?

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>>15551045
>Wake up to find yourself being used as a dakimakura by a Hell Knight and Imp pair

is mars hiring

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>>15550948
Another writefag here. I also think this is useful to know. I'm guilty of writing first and second person stories and want to change this.
My next thing will be third person for better or worse.

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>>15551057
I was more asking about if the guy literally shits in her mouth.

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>>15551041
Nah, the comic was made before the game even released. It was more of a joke than anything else.

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>>15551065
You should read it and find out.

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>>15551057
> a guy who will die if his heart rate exceeds a certain number

It's like Speed 2, but on a guy instead of a boat?

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>>15551067
it was a reference to that scat street fighter cartoon wasn't it?

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>>15551004

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551045
>Second Viscount of the Circle of Lust
I don't actually have to live in hell, right?

[Anonymous No.]

So is the janitor still going at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551084
> Hell is Sexual Harrassment Marshmellow Hell
> Don't want to live there

Alpish tendencies detected

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>>15550948
Potential writefag here, much thanks for the advice. I've been reading over several stories that I like, mostly monster girl stories from people like ResonantDrunk, and its given me a lot of go on detail wise and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551096
But what about my stuff on earth?

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>>15551086
He deleted some stuff about the Re:Zero anime earlier for no reason. He thought it was spoilers but it actually really wasn't.

Aside from that, nothing else noteworthy which is knowable, at least since that dooming moderator statement.

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>>15551104
I wouldn't say it was dooming. Yeah there's potential shit might happen, but at least we got an explanation for things.

I still think he's covering for his janitor buddy though

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>>15551086
>>15551104
He's been going HAM in several threads, even deleting posts to imgur, if that imgur is for NSFW material.

I have no doubt he's going to get his pee-pee smacked pretty soon.

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>>15551118
It doesn't look like he plans on slowing down, even though he knows people are infuriated at him. Like he's taking his anger out on us

[Anonymous No.]

Come on, it's like these monoeyes are asking me to bully their wombs with a baby

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey dad, can I bring my friends over? I promise we won't do any messes around the house."
>"Yes, they are the shark twins from my class. Why?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551118
But still, we can't let some "does-it-for-free" fuck up our threads

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>>15551118
I haven't seen any imgur links deleted in the waruso archive for several days.
Search text "imgur", only deleted replies, most recent result is from the 5th.

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I want to confess my feelings to the scary hellhound delinquent at school!

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>>15551118
I know the monster musume thread had posts linking NSFW imgr links get deleted and spoilered images with official images get deleted

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>>15551132
I want to kiss her in front of her Kobold gang and watch them wag their tails with excitement as their leader finally finds a man.

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>>15551127
I want to be this girl's brother when she brings those two home.

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>>15551135
>spoilered images with official images get deleted
They shouldn't though. Hiro said that anything NSFW, so long as its from the official manga, is fine

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>>15551107
Covering is possible.
There's two other ways to look at it as well.

The first is that the mod has good intentions to let us not run out of images, but is just ignorant to these threads and /jp/.
Second is that mod is doing what the /a/ mod did to us. As in try to fuck these threads to death. Hope that's not the case.

Either way, it means that the new OP when we hit image limit will only ever be posted by a douche who doesn't care for the courtesies we should go by in these threads, and that one spiteful Anon who kept screaming for new threads not long ago.
And look at what happened when this thread was made. Discussion in both threads just straight up died. Nobody was posting. Probably out of disappointment, but I can't know that for sure.
It not only kills enthusiasm and discussion, but splinters the thread's posters and the conversations, and ensures that the people posting in the start of the new, early-made thread are either newfags or people who just couldn't give much of a shit about /mgt/.

Well, from /tg/, to every saturday on /a/, to a nonstop general on /a/, to /jp/, to a multi-thread general on /jp/.
What's next? To /d/, or numbered threads? Or resident tripfags?
Let's take bets on what happens first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551149
But you'd get bullied! They'd come into your room and touch your things.

Younger or older?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551168
"Oh no. What should I do? Those delicious sharks are raping me and my big sister is clueless! Opps, looks like I came inside both of them and raised the chances that they'll be coming here once again."

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>>15551167
Well I mean things look fine for now. discussing is going on. I hope to go these threads aren't going to die off of here. I haven't seen any reason why they would. The janitor was going after other threads as well bedsides ours

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>>15551122
You fool! They want that!

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get the succ? I've looked everywhere and I can't find it.

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>>15551182
Damn those big sisters! When will they stop bringing their hot friends over to torment anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551183
Yeah, right now, immediately, it's fine. It's in the grand scheme that things've taken a nosedive.

>>15551188
>goku hd
What is up with that filename?

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>>15551122
I can't deny a girl with long black hair and big thighs. And I won't be using condoms either.

[Anonymous No.]

Do virgin births ever happen in KC's setting?

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>>15551199
Long black hair is objectively the best hair. Tied into a loose ponytail. Or a hime cute. Or even both.

It's the best.

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>>15551197
>Delinquent leader learns about star dense Onee-chan
>She starts making her moves
>Soon she'll be inside onee-chan's house
>Soon she'll be inside Anon's pants.

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>>15551200
probably not enough guys to go around so i'd imagine some species would have to resort to that.

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>>15551200
>>15551200
Jesus please.

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>>15551166
Well yeah, thats why people are pissed off.

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>>15551205
>not pink

baka senpai.

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>>15551200

>praise monster jesus

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>>15551200
Orally-fixated slimes.

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>>15551200
I wouldn't doubt it in all honesty.

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>>15551205
hold on now, anon. i get the feeling that you came to such a conclusion without considering long platinum blonde hair. that is the best hair

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>>15551200
Mamono mana finds a way.

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Tomboy blue oni childhood friend who embarasses you by princess carrying you!

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>>15551214
Pink hair's pretty awful in all but a few circumstances. That picture is not one of those circumstances. Not to mention that conglomeration of mismatched proportions which I guess is trying to be a face, on an E-tier monstergirl.

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>>15551219
For me the three bests are Black long, Red ponytail and Wavy blonde. In no real order.

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>>15551221
>mamano mana
>uhh
>finds a way

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>>15551168
> They'd come into your room and touch your things.

"Thing", anon.
They'd come into my room and touch my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551232
They'd each touch one of your balls.

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>>15551232
you may have one thing, but I have several things

[Anonymous No.]

Smug oppai loli shark girls.

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>>15551238
What if I have THAT, would they want to touch THAT?

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>>15551241
Instead of a dorsal fin rising out of the water as a Jaws-like omen, they swim breasts-up, nipples peeking out of the water when they hunt their prey.

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so sharkgirls go into a trance if you turn them belly up in the water?

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>>15551257
One distracts you in the front while the other strikes from the rear.
Truly they are fearsome hunters, their abilities only hampered by their lack of on land mobility and shelves that are just out of reach.

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>>15551261
I believe they do that if you bop them on the nose.
Gonna go to the beach and bop every shark playing volleyball on the nose!

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>>15551267
Because they're so used to their massive breasts being buoyant and unrestrictive underwater, when they go onto land, they can't stand properly without help.
So all the oppai loli sharkgirls stand in a circle, holding each others' breasts up in a closed loop as they try to pursue their prey. It rarely ends up successful for them.

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>>15551280
It also allows you to pick them up and carry them off with little issue.

Probably helps that the support of the water allows their breasts to be larger than the normal oppai loli

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>>15551223
Tomboy blue oni childhood friend who you embarrass by princess carrying her!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Come on, anon. Complete the circuit~"

i kinda wish KC didn't say you need a bicorn for polygamy. that's a whole extra waifu i don't want

[Anonymous No.]

Still not Translated

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>>15551199
Amen, man.

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>>15551296
But you don't need her. She is for extra easy harem forming.

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>>15551122
Thanks for reminding me of a horrible recurring dream and story idea I have about making love to a monoeye in the most vanilla way possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551289
When you don't need to worry about weight, oppai loli breasts can grow to truly dazzling sizes and levels of softness.

Not just sharkgirls or other underwater MGs, either. Any oppai loli raised in space will have her body adapted to be as soft, busty, and bouncy as is physically possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15549574
Either the Royal Makai or Pandemonium.

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>>15551296
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551289
>>15551280
>>15551314
Aquatic creatures evolve to be as hydrodynamic as possible ie: dfc not oppai.

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>>15551303
if you go by headcannon sure, but according to KC, when you fuck an mg your energy mixes with hers. it marks you as hers and wards off other girls. when you fuck a bicorn, the opposite happens and your energy become super attractive to other girls

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>>15551334
He also said that it's not guaranteed and that a monster girl can still decide that she wants you to be her mate even if you already have a wife.

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>>15551314
Yep, the problem comes when they move onto land and either have to carry them with their arms or find themselves nearly immobile.


You wouldn't take advantage of a mermaid left pinned in such a manner, would you?

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>>15551334
>it marks you as hers and wards off other girls
Not really, that only protects you from random rape. If some mg really loves you she will become second wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551327
Air bladders bro.

>>15551345
Probably not. Beach sex is okay, but not taking advantage of her right then and there with the possibility of underwater sex later is much better.

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>>15551327
Bullshit, they would probably work like pectoral fins and act as stabilizers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550798
I'M GOING TO steal the fuck out of that bell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551334
This >>15551347

I can't remember where that is though. So yeah, you can have two lightning girls without having to deal with the horsepussy.

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>>15551334
> Among monsters, there is an implicit understanding that when a human man is already another monster's husband, he belongs to that monster, and they shouldn't assault him at random, so men who have become a monster's husband basically don't get assaulted by monsters. However, in the case that the monster really feels strongly about the man, or in the case of races that are fundamentally polygamous, that's not necessarily true.
>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together, cooperating at times to milk energy from the man, and at other times, fighting over who gets to have sex with him longer and more often. Once this happens to a man, he'll have to catch all the desire of multiple lascivious monsters with his one body. He'll end up having to keep offering them large amounts of mana, every day switching off, or perhaps, doing all of them at the same time.
Random rape protection only

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>>15551271
>Lose your leg in an actual shark attack
>Wear a peg leg instead of a prosthetic because you want to be a special snowflake
>Go to the beach one day, to relax
>Fucking shark girls EVERYWHERE
>That's when you see her, a Great White shark girl, with a scar similar to the one that took your leg around her left eye
>SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
>BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
>THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
>End up chasing her down the beach with a giant purple dildo since you couldn't find a harpoon
>Get drug into the sea
>Snu-Snu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551350
A wise man.
She'd thank you in the water later.
With deep sea sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550922
Someone's got to start the slow clap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551261
Did you know some sharks appear to enjoy getting their nose rubbed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551383
Gonna drag that Shark home and get my revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realised why I like sharks and orcas so much, but hate dolphins and think that mermaids are meh.
It's because sharks and orcas are stronger and better at teasing.

Oh man, I'm such a slut for strong girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UMrDC3jpUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551296
>need a bicorn
>NEED a bicorn
Man the fuck up and get the harem of your dreams, one rape at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551296
>>15551334
I actually don't have a problem with cuckqueen horsepussies and would happily be husbando to one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551423
Would this be like playing with a lamia's tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551438
Maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551410
>Oh man, I'm such a slut for strong girls.
As all good human boys should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551450
But what if I want to make strong girls a slut for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>ZUN effectively killed Ran AND Chen
A moment of silence for our 2hufags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551454
Then lift more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551457
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551457
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551457
>>ZUN effectively killed Ran AND Chen
What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551465
I will, don't worry anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551466
>>15551468
>>15551470
>Ran Yakumo is strictly the shikigami, and the nine-tailed fox youkai she is possessing is an entirely different being. However, since the original fox never shows on the surface at all, there's no problem in thinking of Ran Yakumo as a nine-tailed fox.
>Like Ran, Chen is actually "the shikigami possessing a bakeneko", but in her case the possessed bakeneko is a clearly distinct being. As she is vulnerable to water both while possessed and in her original state, splashing water on her will dispel the shikigami.

They're both lies.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Ran_Yakumo

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>>15551381
> Random rape protection only

I'm not even sure you can legitimately call it that much. "An implicit understanding that he belongs to someone else" isn't really likely to stop a manticore who's been a week without any action and is getting to the end of her tether.

These are creatures who join the army and throw themselves bodily into a forest of Order shields and pikes for the chance of getting a dick. I have a hard time believing a social convention will really stop them. Maybe some of the placid good girl monsters - inaris, dhampirs, and such - would think twice, but placid good girl monsters are a very small section of the demographic.

Plus I want mai waifu to fight to protect me. Seeing her getting sweaty as she grapples some young upstart strumpet to defend my honour gets me all flustered~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551473
That's the spirit, anon! Make Mino-senpai proud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551450
I want my waifu to rape me and be so rough that she washes away my slutyness and fills my mind with only thoughts of her. This is my biggest wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551474
Wrong source, my bad.
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Strange_Creators_of_Outer_World/Who%27s_Who_of_Humans_%26_Youkai_in_Gensokyo/Yukari_Yakumo,_Ran_Yakumo,_and_Chen

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>>15551466
>>15551468
>>15551470
The shikigami known as Ran and Chen are just spirits, they aren't the bakeneko or nine-tailed fox. They're just possessing them.

>However, since the original fox never shows on the surface at all, there's no problem in thinking of Ran Yakumo as a nine-tailed fox.

Basically people flipping out over a non-issue.

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>>15551477
I'm gonna get strong so I can princess carry Mino-senpai to the bedroom!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey janny, can you stop babysitting our thread? Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551482
So tl;dr ZUN changed the actual lore but not anything that would affect the games or characters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551450
But what if I am a slut for soft girls and strong girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551509
Well it changes the hell out of how Ran and Chen are perceived as characters.

[Anonymous No.]

I've just realized, my tastes in MGs are horribly vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551512
I want to be to soft girls what strong girls are for me.

>>15551518
What MGs you like, buddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551518
Elaborate (so I can laff at how casual you are)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551515
So they're basically spirits inhabiting bodies, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551200
Lets not give KC any more stupid ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551515
That's true. Do you think that most people are just going to ignore this or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551518
>implying vanilla isn't the best flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551534
Why does it matter? /mgt/ already ignores parts of the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551529
Yes.
The fox youkai's and bakeneko's personalities are both absent, what people have seen and interacted with is just a spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551535
Considering that nothing actually changed and that is how shikigami always worked, I find that likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551543
>Not strawberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551521
I don't....what?

Regardless, I would love taking soft MGs home and spoiling them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551543
Actually, chocolate chip cookie dough is the best.
What's the chocolate chip cookie dough of monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551534
>If a monster spends 30 years without having sex she gets pregnant
>And it's a boy

And this is how boys with momster are born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551562
Cait Sith because chocolate chip cookie dough is garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551562
For full-health and chocolate colour the best I can think is Apsara

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551477
I want to go to Mino-Gym! Where all the Minotaurs in the city work out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551521
>>15551524
If I were to say it without being a complete memelord and stating what MGs I actually truly care about, in no particular order...

Elves, P'Orcs, Wights, Demons, Medusae, Minotaur, Centaurs, Satyros, Titania and Cyclops

I just fucking hate people trying to imprint shit like Manticores and grape snakes on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551518
My tastes are usually /d/ as fuck, and I could write a list of all my fetishes longer than some stories here.
But when it comes to my monstergirl waifu, I find myself satisfied 110% with mostly vanilla scenarios, which is nice.

Recently though, I've been more into thinking about some of my more deviant fantasies in regards to the waifu, with a little bit of a bondage theme to them, so hey. Hasn't made the vanilla any less strong, but it's a tasty, deviant topping to the ice cream.

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>>15551584
Same.

I enjoy vanilla stuff with MGs but the the thought of what kinky stuff could go on in bed is quite nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551582
I'm going to help that Cyclops with her groceries, and help fix that leak in the roof of her house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551582
That is full vanilla, but at least with
> Satyros
it's vanilla that everyone else forgets exists, and therefore kind of has variety just in the form of novelty.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a modestly priced companion for the loser MGs.

I'd take the fat jinkos, the middle class tanukis, the C-cup chested holsts, and other such girls and make them feel special for an evening!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551618
I'll be an even cheaper priced companion who will go for even bigger loser MGs to undercut your business!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551518
Personally i'm into "chubby" monster girls, you know girls with thick thighs, big asses, large breasts, and maybe even a paunchy belly.

Also breast feeding is a huge one. But I guess that's all pretty vanilla to

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551649
What are your favorite chubby monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551644
Thats fine.
You can get some girls at one time and I'll pick up the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

just leaving this here

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3257960

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551600
That's oddly specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551649
I like chubby but I can also go for girls far beyond that.... Oddly enough, I'm also into fit and muscle monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551653
Well I'm more of a big Hellhound kind of guy, so I'd prefer to see more chubby hellhounds. Most of the time the chubby ones are Inari's and Holstaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551663
A whole lot of "ehh..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551663
Good way to get an ear infection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551663
Only way to do an earjob. Like a soft, fluffy taco around your dick.

Maybe ASMR sensitive monstergirls would get a response from the sound and feeling of your dick rubbing against their ears, too.

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>>15551607
Actually I like Satyros because since the fucking Jackalope in Monster Musume Online has a fucking button nose ye wine goat is the closest I can get to a waifu I can drink with. That and Bacchus is GOAT Roman God. Plus, she's not nearly as flat as a Baphomet is and is the perfect onee-san.

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>>15551518
Mine are pretty horrid. I've got a bit of a healing fetish. Someone who could depend on me, while I depend on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551663
ear job, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551692
But that's codependency. The pinnacle of an unhealthy relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551704
I want to be codependent on a Dragon! I want to sacrifice for her and be under her control!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551692
>Someone who could depend on me, while I depend on her.

I know how you feel. The problem with me is that my waifu is a dragon, so she doesn't need physical protection. She is soft in the emotional department though.

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>>15551672
But chubby dragon girls would be great as well. specially when they get all nervous and tsundere about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551719
>>15551727
Oh, hello there my brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551584
It doesn't help that my main writing fetishes are vanilla romance, mild yandere, and impregnation. Which leads to fucking ad nauseum something fierce

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551727

Tough girls need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551743

why is your fetish male impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551743
>mild yandere
how can one be mild and yandere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551743
I actually had to avoid writing about mine because they'd be far too extreme and out of place for most folks.

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>>15551579
>tfw the only way to go to a no rape / no sexual harassment gym would be Planet Fitness MGC edition
>Rape Alarm along with a Lunk Alarm so no flirting or lifting hard

Truly a fate worse than death.

>Start buying your own weight sets and move shit around in the basement to accommodate
>One day in the middle of the night you hear some weights clacking downstairs
>Minotaur Neighbor broke in and started working out to impress you
>Before you can call the cops she tackles you and rapes your pelvis
>There's a crack in the flooring where it happened

NOWHERE IS SAFE!

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>>15551766
Why is your logical follow-through of the word "impregnation" without a mentioned gender to assume it's male impregnation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551760
Funny how I want to be raped by a girl and at the same time, heal the wounds time left on her. Probably why I've been with a dragon lady for three years now,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551766
I don't even like male impreg, but nevertheless I assume that seahorse-girl Sea Bishop would, I dunno, "pre-birth" her fertilized egg like the day after conception and expect you to carry it around in a specially-made pouch or something.

I just think it's cute.

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>>15551791

>I want to be raped

Then it isn't rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551766
Are you braindead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551783
>Not taking advantage of her low intelligence and aggressive personality so you can turn the tables on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551766
Literally said nothing about male impregnation. Unless you're talking about Xenomorphs because they impregnate EVERYBODY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551798
I want to be treated roughly on bed by a big dragon that spent too much time alone in her cold, dark cave.

Is this better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551815

Yes, as I would like something similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551801
how can u say u love her if you wont carry her child

[Anonymous No.]

I like to imagine there will be a day when KC finally decides to have someone start making figures of his monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551795
You do realize Sea Horse males are prone to dying because if the fetus dies, it quickly goes toxic and they have no way to eject it from their body, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551861
Aren't there already some MGE statues?
Now I'm just thinking of a living doll just trying to pass herself off as one with instructions begging you to hot glue her.
And then fall into despair you can't read moon.

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>>15551798
Eh, it's sort of a grey area.

In a way it's a contradiction in that I only consent if it's nonconsentual. I wouldn't consent to miscegenation with a monster, because the negatives - that such consent would make me a perverse slut and a race traitor - more than balances out the positives - getting my rocks off with a qt arachnid.

But if she just pins me down and takes me, I get the sex without the attached Full Heresy Slutboi downsides.

So that's how you can want to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551889
I don't believe so no. I would have already come across them. There are some monster musume figures coming out soon though. I've already seen Miia and Lala

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551861
One day I'll have that anubis statue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551825
I want to heal a jaded dragon and make her feel special and young again, returning to her genki days where she roamed the skies and felt proud when someone said "It's a dragon! Run away!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551889
There was a custom-made anubis one for sure. But none under mass production.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551861
check it out dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551907
KC could make a killing off of making figures. He's already got a substantial following in the west and in Japan.

I'd buy a faggot cat figure for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551916
And of course according to this anon >>15551907 it was limited edition, so of the course the Japs bought them before we even had a chance to pounce

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-021209&page=top

There is a new Albedo figure from Overlord coming out, but it kind of sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551882
No I did not realise that. ;___;

Then again:
> implying you would literally ingest your sea bishop daughteru rather than just carrying the exo-embryo around
> implying fetus dying in mamonobama land
> implying that combining mine and my waifus genes and love together in a beautiful daughteru isn't worth the risk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551922
aw thats a bummer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551917
I don't think KC knows how to into monetization. Think how many years MGE has been going on, and it's only in the last couple of months that he even set up his Patreon or decided to get in on the gaijinbux with an English translation.

...but then again, thinking about it, maybe it isn't profitable. Of course WE'D all buy the shit out of MGE products, but a couple of hundred waifufag shitposters does not a viable global market make.

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>>15551930
It's not terrible, but it's not great either. $100 is highway robbery, too.
>There will never be good quality monster girl figures, especially ones that don't cost far more than they're worth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551916
>that smug face

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551704
Guess I still have some avoidant issues to work out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551953
From what the buyfag thread on /a/ said, there's supposed to be another one coming out from GSC

[Anonymous No.]

Just got done building a Gouf Custom I got at a nearby hobby shop and now I just want an Anubis here building Gunpla with me.
What other monsters would like building models?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551953
>$100 is highway robbery, too.
Depends on the figure though. If its really high class and looks really good, its worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551951
I think he's realizing that, since Monster Musume has become so damn popular in Japan and more-so in the west, he sees the perfect opportunity to finally profit off his work.

Fuck if Seven Seas is risking another shitstorm publishing his work, its gotta be worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551663
Fuck off bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551975
>another shitstorm
what shitstorm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551933
Yeah, I know about that only because I had to study marine biology in school. Fucking doesn't help I enjoy mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551967
Probably liches, maybe a hakutaco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551898

>But if she just pins me down and takes me, I get the sex without the attached Full Heresy Slutboi downsides.

I can just see it now.

>Oh no, a big scary Monstergirl! I was just walking down a dark alley all by myself at night. I know I'm powerless against you, so I won't bother to resist (unless you want me to). We're both alone here, so if I called for help, no one would even hear me, letting you do anything to me you want.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to come home to a soft, motherly tanuki maid.

She's really rich but is just a maid because she finds that it makes the day go by faster.
That and because she enjoys maid-play

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551930
>>15551953
The skindentation on her fat ass is a nice touch, but as a trade-off her face and neck are fucked.

In that regard it kinds reminds me of that one Assassin of Black figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551981
Well MGE is full loli. Hell, dwarf is essentially toddlercon. That's the sort of thing that could easily start a shitstorm if some normie actually picks up an English version of the encyclopedia because they expect "superpowered lusty monstergirls" to be some sort of sex-positive grrl power trip amd they end up reading an accurately translated Alice entry.

So that's why it might be a shitshow. Don't know why it's "another" shitshow, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551991
Bottomless is just the best thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551991
I want to fuck both of those girls in the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552020
Don't you mean Bottom.less?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551991
So they broke their husbands figure, and are desperately trying to fix it before he gets home?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do Anubi have those exclamations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552010
It's another one because they once tried and failed to release Kodomo no Jikan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552036
I don't know what that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552042
A really famous lolicon manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552036
oh yeah, that was seven seas, though I think it was a case of them buying the localization rights without knowing what it was and then finding out in the last minute,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552010
they could censor any problematic entries, though they would ended looking like asses for doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please pat the elder loli on the head, she demands that your fingers caress her scalp and that her locks are ruffled by your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552010
>>15552060
Thank goodness the leaked entries show they're gonna localize it proper and make it more relatable to American audiences

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552060
As someone that really loves the Sabbath, I would be really pissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552069
>make it more relatable to American audiences
that doesn't exactly put me at ease

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552035
They're magical runes which will change shape to indicate the anubis' emotions. They take the shape of an exclamation mark so often because anubi are always alert and attentive.
When they get aroused, they become hearts, when they get confused, dizzy, or mentally compromised in some way, they turn into spirals. And when they go to sleep, they turn into sheep hieroglyphics.

Alternatively, they're like a fuel gauge denoting how much magical energy an anubis has. They're grey when empty, white when full, and the more magic they have, the more the white fills up from the bottom.
If you cum inside an anubis, not only do they fill up 100%, but they'll also reach a state of overcharge, where the white exclamation marks begin to glow, and the anubis gains additional passive and ambient magical traits.
Some say that anubis variants exist with even greater magical capacity, as denoted by their doubled runes:
!!.!!
Maybe if you overcharge an anubis enough, they'll end up developing an additional pair of exclamation runes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to count each and every one of a Wurm's scales. That is, use doing that as an excuse to tickle and caress her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552066
Alright, but only if she returns the favor.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose your /fit/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552111
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551899
Yea the Miia one looks great

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552111
First three, but especially goat.
Everything about her is appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552069
> make it more relatable to American audiences
Zipangu monstergirls are now Chinese-American monstergirls, and they don't like udon and sushi, they like BURGERS and FREEDOM FRIES!

Relatable/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552111
Always cow. GOMAD and gains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552130
>Eat your hamburger, Apollo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552111
I want that dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552111
Goat is goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552071
I like black sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552130
>>15552069
>TFW Houri, Cait Sith, Cu Sith will all be removed
>In the name of political correctness and American squeamishness

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552157
>Cait Sith
why?
american furries have deep pocket if you can appeal them in some way why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552157
Why would the Houri be removed?
And why would Cait and Cu Sith being removed be bad? They're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552157
Are you kidding? America loves furshit.
See also Belowsaga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552170
Houri is literally an Islamic concept. Muslims and Hindus absolutely hate their shit being in something pornographic like MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552175
oh yeah , I remember the localization of jojo's bizarre adventure got disrupted cause dio was reading a book that had text from the koran. one panel but they complained anyway and distributor had to pull .

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552111
I want to touch that cow and I'm doing it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552175
doesn't hindusim have a goddes whos whole thing literally is raping men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552183
Oh, trust me. Hindus in particular already tried to sue Hi-Rez Studios for the depiction of deities like Kali and are already going after Blizzard over a Symmetra skin based on Devi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552069
Were there actual previews or just the parody ms paint crayon versions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552111
Goat is best, Cat is second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552188
Think of it like DeviantArt. They have their own original characters they do weird shit with, but they "copyright" them and throw a fit if someone else reappropriates the character in any way whatsoever, no matter how benign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552188
Yeah, but what you're missing here is that Hinduism is literally an ethnoreligion so whitey (and, indeed, yellowey) isn't allowed to enjoy her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552194
Parody ones. They haven't changed any of the real ones afaik.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551861
>>15551916
>>15551922
>>15551907
Japan's figure industry has the "Wonder Festival" market, which is basically the Comiket of plastic butts. It's filled with amateur craftsmen who make their own custom Garage Kits, and some pro industry reveals as well. And of course, since professional manufacturers are there, they'll occasionally see a Garage Kit they like the looks of, and buy the rights from the sculptor to mass produce it for sale. Sadly, this is unlikely to ever happen to an MGE-based product.

Besides that GODLY Anubis that I will forever regard as my Holy Grail of Buyfaggotry, the same artist also produced the Wilmarina figurine that came out a while back. There was another artist who on two separate occasions made a Medusa figure, and a Holstaur figure as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552236
You've still got the Anubis model maker's twitter address, right?

You can hope that he's still got the specs/files saved for that figure. If you act on it, find (and maybe pay) someone who can read and write Japanese to contact him there. Maybe pay a significant sum to get him to produce one more, if you're not willing to go on an international investigation to figure out who you might be able to buy an original off of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552069
>make it more relatable to American audiences.
So every girl will start clapping after sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552111
I want to stick my dick in all of their protein shakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552189
everyone has buttons they can push
im sure if kc made a jesus monstergirl or something there would be christians complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552175
reminds me of the fake manga i drewed:
HoMohammed and the 1001 Arabian Dongs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552287
christians got angles but hardly anyone gives a shit about them

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna supplement Wurm's meals with extra Holst and Mino milk without her knowing!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with a Wurm, but I'm gonna do it like hell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552275
> start a rumour that semen is the best protein to metabolize into gainz
> all /fit/ monstergirls' husbandos start getting absolutely oral destroyed as their gymbunny waifus are determined to wring out every last drop before each session
> your waifu puts YOU on a special gym diet of testicular vitamins and zinc supplements even though she's the one lifting
> special gym classes in ball fondling and tongue technique to promote bigger loads become this season's new zumba craze

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552305
I'm going to teach Wurm how to read and write as well as basic arithmetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552292
Well that's because Christianity really IS the religion of peace.
But piss off the wrong Hindu Dindu and you get hacked to death with a machete in the street

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552313
all of you please for the love of everything stop

were here to talk about mostergirls.

and be depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna powerwash my Wurm next weekend! She likes the highest setting the most!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552309
Oh man, now I'm imagining my monstergirl waifu slipping me a magically enhanced version of the "holy grail" with every meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552309
>before each session
>not post-workout blowjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552309
>Your /fit/ waifu will never leave you a panting ahegaoing mess after an hour long blowjob session before she goes to the gym every day.
Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552069
>leaked entries

Hate to be a slowpoke, but something got leaked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552313
as a dude who was raised christian we're kinda shitty at the whole peace business.

jainism is probably the most peaceful religion, might see some jainist(?) monstergirl deity thing that loves hugging and meditating, that might be neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552330
>Your waifu will never squat with 150 kg onto your dick
Thanks for giving me this fetish, Tarrek. You fucking dead writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552337
As a dude who was raised Christian no, we're pretty damn good. If you think we're bad at it you're more then welcome to check out the middle east if you wanna try out that religion of peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552337
> Jain monstergirls

A blind elephantgirl?
That is literally the only Jain parable I know of

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552337
>as a dude who was raised christian we're kinda shitty at the whole peace business.
Yeah, before the 1700's. Christianity as a whole kinda mellowed out around then. You still have the radicals. But every religion has batshit crazy radicals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552343
maybe im just horrendously pessimistic about everything im involved in, we're definitely better than 'peace to ourselves and death to everyone else,' i just got westboro baptist and the crusades on the mind

>>15552344
>elephantgirls
sounds bretty cool can they fly by flapping their ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552337
>Sexualizing the Ganesha
Anon no that's playing with fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
>Mexico
>La Llorona

NOPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
>DC
>Maryland
>Virginia
>Groundhogs
>Deer
>Couple of foxes
>The fucking Goatman
Yeah, no. I'm fine.

There's alot of ghosts in DC though. That fucking place is spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15547812
>washington
big foot is real and tried to suck my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552394
You think you've got ghosts? Try Louisiana. That state is infested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552408
Big foot footjob when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552425
You don't get it Anon. I've seen and felt some weird shit in the Georgetown area of DC. Hell, I've even seen/passed by The Exorcist stairs a few times.

I've literally once felt like somebody was in a room with me when I was by myself, and the room temperature had dropped enough that I though the A/C kicked in.

In fucking JANUARY.

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>>15552377
>i just got westboro baptist
What do they do besides say mean things for media attention? I mean they picket funerals which is dickish, but pails in comparison to other religions. There's no shit like honor killings, or a caste system.

>and the crusades on the mind
You mean the response to years of Muslims attacking Europe and trying to conquer it?

>>15552425
The Southeast is filled with ghosts, and spooky stuff in general. Mountains, swamps, abandoned buildings, and nice beaches. If KC ever did an area of the US as an MGE place, I'd hope he'd do that.

Second choice would be the Southwest for cowboys and ghost towns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552111
I'm going to take the Cat Route!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552434
i thought the crusades were a resource war branded as a religious thing, shows how much i know

>>15552429
i hope never i ain't into feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552431
>>15552434
>tfw no spoopy places in Ohio aside from Crybaby Bridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552454
Ohio can be a Monster Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552456
memeticallyawarechrisevans.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552454
>>15552456

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552456
Ohio should remain as nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552434

>The Southeast is filled with ghosts, and spooky stuff in general.

This is just hearsay but I heard hauntings and shit happen in places with a lot of limestone. Has to do with the pores or some shit.

My brother was part of a paranormal investigation group for a while, so I half picked up on some things. He even had his own encounter too, it was in an old building down the street from where I lived. Tons of other spooky shit about that place too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552431
Yeah, living in haunted places happens. We've all seen the handprints in our shower steam and little girls standing at the end of our dark hallways.

But you dont get it. The ghosts in LA are like squatters. They scare each other over territory all night long, and I'm just trying to watch anime in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552468
>tfw no Confederate and Union ghost girls who fight over the right to haunt my house

[Anonymous No.]

How would you guys feel about the idea of an organization in MGC like Big Brother Big Sister, probably named Oniichan Oneechan or some shit, where, in addition to high school boys and monstergirls hanging out with middle school monstergirls and boys respectively, they also give them their first sexual experience? I'm fiddling around with a short greentext about it, but what to know what others think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552491
write whatever floats your boat my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552491
I'm not telling you to do it. I'm begging you to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552309
> be single anon at the gym late, just doing some cardio or something
> notice mino standing at the entrance as if she's looking for something
> scans over the whole gym, then rolls her eyes and walks over to you
> "Hey! You! Squirt on the treadmill!"
> Huh?
> "Look, I don't have a partner for pre-workout, so you're gonna help me out, OK?"
> It didn't really sound like a question
> Err, sure, miss, what do you need me f-
> Just grabs your arm, yanks you off the treadmill
> And into the changing rooms
> Women's changing rooms
> W-wait, I can't go in here!
> Ignores you
> Throws you onto the floor
> Casually relieves you of your shorts
> Drops down on top of you, face-to-crotch
> Starts to perform press-up deepthroat on you
> She's like a fucking vacuum cleaner turned up to 11 with diaphragm muscles like that
> Your totally defenceless cock just gets utterly ravaged
> After you've cum three times inside 10 minutes, she grunts in satisfaction and pulls your cock out of her throat with a *pop*
> She brusquely puts your shorts back on you the wrong way round
> carries your stunned, noodle-legged body back to the treadmill and just drops you on top of it
> "Thanks, buddy, good spot"
> Just goes over to the weights and lifts like nothing happened
> You lie there drenched in sweat and aching like you've run a marathon
> Y-you too...

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>>15552535
She'd better take responsibility for that.
It was my first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552491
You generally don't need to canvass opinion for greentexts
Hell, if you put any planning into them you're doing it wrong anyway, they're supposed to be off-the-cuff
If you've got an actual plan, prose-pastebin that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552489
>No Confederate ghost girl who flirts with you saying 'I'll make your south rise'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552551
>she seems disappointed you aren't related

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552551
I'm a Northerner. She'd probably hate me.
Or would that be forbidden fruit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552561
>Or would that be forbidden fruit?
No, you'd have to be negroid for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552561
Gotta get them yankee boys and teach 'em about Southern hospitality.
If they don't get a nice Dixie girl they'll probably end up breeding with one of those slave kakuens they love so much, and no-one wants to see that kinda miscegenation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552574
pauladeen_sweating_butter.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Would hippie Kiki just go for the kill and try to rape her master?

Or at least constantly and blatantly allude to wanting to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552577
Kakuens are east asian monster girls from the Mist Continent, you're confusing them with monster girls from the ape family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552561
She'd be getting payback alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552577
Hey, those Kakuens were Pharaohs you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552588
/pol/, please. Not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552580
>Mastah...
>Hey Mastah...
>Legalize it!
It means master-maid affairs

[Anonymous No.]

I've masturbated like 15 times today or something. I'm scared, I might have a problem. What if my waifu thinks I'm a deviant or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552547
i've never used pastebin, or been good at prose, but I'll give it a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552588
Imagine how mad actual desert girls would get at Kakuencentrism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552577
How do I break it to her that she lost and slavery was abolished at some point after she died?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552588
I'd a Kakuen dressed like a Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552584
I am very sorry that my Fantastic Racism fell short of my usual high standards of cladistic realism.
Brb, sudoku

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552598
How do you even do that.
I don't have anything left after the first time, and it takes me 2 days to replenish enough to make my next fap satisfying.
What the fuck do you eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552608
[bombing internally]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552610
Dress up like colonel sanders and make love to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552622
I'm not doing that anon.
I just want this girl to stop following me everywhere and giving me the stink eye when I talk to my Hellhound childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

whats the most worrying thing you can think of

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552628
Dripping, purring, and panting nosies coming from behind you but you can't see anything when you turn around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552628
A wurm doing bison's psycho crusher

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552628
GOP Convention starts tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552612
God damn I would love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552175
>Hindus absolutely hate their shit being in something pornographic like MGE
Anon, we don't give a fuck.
It's very live-and-let-live.
>>15552203
>whitey (and, indeed, yellowey) isn't allowed to enjoy her
Cast system means you can't become a formal priest, yes, but nothing would stop you from being accepted as a worshiper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552628
Hearing a noise behind you and turning around to discover your daughter has vanished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552612
What about a Pharaoh dressed like a Kakuen?
What about both at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552633
What's scary about that? Just as /pol/ isn't allowed here, you're not allowed here either Tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552628
A dragon and tanuki working together without intent of backstabbing each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552628
A Baphomet with a condom fetish. It's like orgasm denial for her and she can keep going for hours without the orgasm impulse from semen inside her. Too bad I can't go for a minute inside her without cumming again, so by the time she gets off the floor is covered in full rubbers and I'm a couple of hours into mindbreak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552628
Spoilered for terror:
That monstergirls aren't real, my waifu isn't real, and it turns out I'm just a lonely tfw no gf anon who's been daydreaming about a genki cuddlebug slime this whole time.

Fucking hell, it hurts to even contemplate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552628
When a Valkyrie starts calling you master.

[Anonymous No.]

Shoggoth

Kikimora

___

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552664
Shoggoths are bad, Lovecraft told me so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552628
Russia might invade us just like they did Crimea and literally nobody would give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552653
How is that worrying that just means she's more willing to do non-hero stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552664
I like both, maids are just my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550286
yeah don't feel bad about deleting crap

I've only released twenty percent of the stories I've written and trashed the rest.

The absolute worst I went through was writing a short story that spanned over 40 pages then deciding that a single plot point made the mood of the story far too dark for the light hearted buddy cop feel I was trying to go for so I tried rewriting the story. I went through three revisions of the story before I ended up completely trashing it since I felt the overall mystery was contrived and the chemistry between the characters really needed work.

Moral of the story is have standards for yourself and write a skeleton of your story before hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552664
Shiggity shoggity

[Anonymous No.]

>>15551127
I've seen enough of their little movies to know where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552671
Armenia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552664
>your Shog will never morph her body to imitate a Holstaur/Werecat/Werewolf/etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552700
Yes anon. Totally Armenia. Is very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Time for ZOOL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552723
Wanna facefuck that Hellhound.
Gonna facefuck that Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

Can girls be Dragoons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552769
Only platonically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552769
They can imitate the style, but only the bond between a Human Boy and a Wyvern who have been together since birth can make one a true Dragoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552778
What if the human boy alps? Hypothetically speaking, it's probably impossible in that situation, but I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552792
Can't happen under the circumstances presented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552792
Literally impossible due to the bond between Dragoon and Wyvern being love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552792
I think it's a spirit-energy-bond-thing, and alps have no spirit energy, so the combat connection probably fucks up.
That being said I have every confidence that an alp and her wyvern would work like an elemental and a succubised female covenanter: they'd come as a threesome package, and be on the prowl for a joint husbando to be mount + squire to.

>>15552778
It doesn't HAVE to be a childhood-friend bond to be a dragoon. It just helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552697
I wrote this... more than 2 years ago?

Damn, we really ARE here forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552835
I still sometimes think back to old threads or when a pictures was new, and then remember that it's been years

Like

looking at a cap, and see someone say that we're on /a/

it's weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552792
I think it's impossible, but for a slightly different reason.
Namely that a man who has known a monster's body can't be a homo any more. The mamonobama-augmented pleasure is like foolproof electroshock therapy. If fucking them can make a human supremacist religious zealot Orderite drop to his knees and start licking clit, I have total confidence that it can put a bi-curious dude back on the V-train.

So it's not that alps can't become dragoons, it's that dragoons can't become alps.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467777975060.webm

An Oomukade gives acting lessons to human boys

[Anonymous No.]

>you're in your last year of high school
>decide to sign up for Oniichan Oneechan as an extracurricular activity before college
>you think this should be easy enough: a middle schooler monstergirl comes over to your house to talk and hangout, then you send her on her way
>turns out you should have finished reading the brochure before signing up, because you're also required to have sex with them if they ask
>they aren't mature rape machines yet, but your still worried when the first girl comes around
>your playing catch with the genki little hellhound when she tackles you to the ground, saying she's ready
>it was actually a pleasurable experience, especially with how cute she looked when she finished
>maybe this won't be so bad...
>over the next several months, you interact with a lot of girls, talking over some of their problems, their goals for the future (some wanted to be your bride, how cute), and having fun before "having fun"
>graduation comes around and you quit Oniichan Oneechan, wanting to focus on college, but you hope to see those girls again
>years later, you're about to head out of your dorm when you hear a knock at the door
>there must be at least 30 monstergirls here, many of which you recognize, including the hellhound at the head of the group

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552891

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552891
How about no?
If I'm joining any extracurricular activity club it's either gonna be gaming of some sort, or model building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552769
Goddammit, stop reminding me, I'll write, I'll write goddammit, fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552872
Why is the Oomukade crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>no "did he died?"
>no "dick or GTFO"
>no Anubis posting "it's a doggy dog world"

This internet is sub-par.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552872
humies get out reeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552891
What would you even call this?

Harem Husbandry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552979
I'd call it "Child prostitution for poorfags" myself

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=52358296

Which type of mermaid pussy do you prefer?
1, 2, or 3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552959
>Implying Anubis wouldn't be the uptight moderator who doesn't allow fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552979
>What would you even call this?
Shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553061
2 for immersive reasons. 1 if I just wanna rail some fish pussy/ass and not thinktoo hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553063
>A canine working as a mod online
Wow, way to perpetuate the stereotype Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553070
She does it for treats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553061
Breast-pussy.
And as for mermaids, so for everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553061
What's the difference between 1 and 2, both seem very similar to me but also I like both of them equally in terms of preference though all of them are good with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553067
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553116
2 doesn't have the "legs"

[Anonymous No.]

So when should we be getting scans of MGE2?

[Anonymous No.]

Great, big, bouncing awoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553142
They usually start appearing two weeks later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553153
So late August/early September.
That seems like such a long time to wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553137
Thanks, in which case all 3 appeal to me, but one and two are both tied as my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552835
Hey, it's got staying power!

[Anonymous No.]

Osu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553202
Let's get down to business~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553192
Yes and no. This is only the second time in 2 years I've seen it reposted.

Guess porno sales are slow in monstergirl land. I don't imagine demand is too high when rape is not only legal but encouraged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553165
I agree.
We haven't gotten scans of any other new monstergirls since before summer started.
Now we have to wait until summer ends to get anything new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553228
I've posted it more times than that, though, and so have others. It's not like some completely forgotten thing, like whatsherface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553231
Perhaps I'm just a casual who doesn't pay enough attention to the thread

My wagecuckoldry sadly takes a substantial bite out of my monsterporn discussion time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553254
>he doesn't mooch off of society
Git gud, there's nowhere else to be that's more important than here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553254
>My wagecuckoldry sadly takes a substantial bite out of my monsterporn discussion time

Same, I just want an evil monster girl to pay for my needs with all her crime money

Hell, I'd even be fine living in a cave with no technology or luxury whatsoever if I had a monster girl wife

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone want to get together and rig the lottery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553275
But then you couldn't shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553277
Yes please. It's 60 million euros this weekend, more the next if nobody wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553283
ah, sorry mate. Im across the pond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553291
Well you can still do it on your end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553282
Sacrifices must be made

With mamono mana being a thing you could even sacrifice everything and spend your days doing nothing but having sex in a rape dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553277
I was trying to think of which monstergirl boosts your Luck stat, but I don't actually think there are any in MGE, are there?

It's fine. An MG to come home to after a day at work is worth more than a lottery jackpot.
Unless she's a tanuki or a youko. If I wanted a golddigger for a wife I could just win the lottery and get one automatically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553304
In my experience, having high Luck is as much curse as it is boon. Also, I think Titanias have an enchantment for luckiness, according to Shakespeare.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kid. Have you ever danced with the devil in pale moonlight?

[Anonymous No.]

>No giant ant colony to mine gems

[Anonymous No.]

How do I fixed a lazy Kikimora that I've pampered and spoilt rotten?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553321
I'm bad at dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553325
Montage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553283
>euros

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553325
Simple.
Just drop a dirty sock on the floor. And leave it there. Right in front of her. That'll do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553333
The euro is stronger than the dorrah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553335
If she ignores that, something is wrong with the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553321
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

No dragon to drop from the sky like bahamut in FFX

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553337
>cheshires using dollars
You want to know what else is stronger than the dollar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553350
Squirrel skins and quatloos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553349
>No dragon that uses megaflare when pissed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553351
400 quatloos to touch the Smug Cat's ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553350
momeraths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553321
*unsheathes katana*
Sure kid...
*takes fighting stance*
Lets dance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553359
>guitar riff intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553350
Do wonderland creatures prefer beamish boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553356
> Cheshire takes your money with a smug grin
> "I didn't say what I'd be touching your ears with though, did I?"
> *unzips dick*
> Cheshire has to sit there quietly blushing while you rub your scent all over her
> Hisses grouchily when the tickly fluff finally pushes you over the edge and you bust a nut all over her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553337
>>15553350
That's a fast way to get a big, purple paw down your pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553366
Prefer whatish boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553374
Guess I expected a little much for 4chan. Its from the Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

Dun-dun-duu, dun-dun-du-duu, dun-dun-duu, dun-dun-du-duu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553382
Of course Jabberwocks would prefer boys. Weirdo older sisters going for the younger ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553385
Thats crazy, I can actually hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553142
Presuming I get one on release (August 13th) I'll upload some shitty cell cam shots of the new girls. Might also take requests for bonus art?

Hopefully KC'll start uploading the web profiles soon after Comiket. Last time, I think it was about 2 or 3 weeks before he started posting them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553382
Guess I expected a little much for 4chan

Plz no bully, English is not my first language.
Though for Jabberwock that should probably help...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553391
I started hearing Doom music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553388
We'd be fine if they would just make vorpal condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553349
Pales in comparison to FFXIV.

Then again, everything does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553393
Elder Devil, top of your list. Please and thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553325
>Spoil your maid
>She ends up lazy, a little pudgy, and she even talks back sometimes
>Decide enough is enough
>Walk into the kitchen, grab the garbage can, and walk back into the living room
>She's sitting there on the couch eating chips and watching Game of Thrones
>Stand right in front of the TV
>"Hey, Master, you make a better door than a window. Move it, I can't see."
>Frown and start dumping the garbage can out onto the carpet
>"Master, what the hell? I'm not cleaning that up."
>Frown harder
>Finish dumping the trash and walk away without a word
>Put the garbage can back in the kitchen and head to the bathroom
>Pick up the laundry hamper full of dirty clothes and return to the living room
>Dump that out on the floor as well
>She complains the entire time
>Put the hamper back and get a bottle of red wine
>Return to the living room once more and hold the bottle up in front of her
>"W-what are you going to do with that?" she asks
>Pop the cork without answering her and begin dumping the wine out onto the carpet without breaking eye contact
>"S-stop! Stop, it'll stain! Master, what are you doing?!"
>Empty the bottle, grab it by the neck and smash it on the table, glass scattering across the floor
>Finally answer her
>"Teaching a spoiled brat a lesson. Enjoy your pigsty."
>March out of the room and into your bedroom, locking the door behind you
>It hurts, this is painful to do and every part of you wants to rush back and apologize, but you understand that it's for the best, for both of you
>After an agonizingly long silence, you hear the sounds of movement
>Soon after, you hear the vacuum, followed by the steam cleaner
>The washing machine starts a little after that
>You hear the sound of movement in the hall, and then a thump against your door followed by a sliding sound
>Soft sobs start seeping through into your room
>Interspersed are whimpers of "I'm sorry", "Please don't abandon me" and "I love you"
>You bite your lip to try and stay strong
>You let her cry for about 15 minutes before you finally open the door
>She almost leaps at you, but restrains herself and cowers slightly
>You tell her that things will be different from now on, you don't mind rewarding her for a job well done, but she's not going to laze around all day anymore
>She readily agrees, seemingly happy for any outcome that allows her to stay with you
>"Now, it's time for bed. Would you like to join me?"
>This time she really does leap into your arms, exclaiming "Yes please, Master! I love you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553400
> Elder Devil, top of your list.

Do we actually know that this is one of the 14?
And if so, from what source and what are the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553394
Apologies then, for my poor attitude.

Enjoy the original monstergirl poem.
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems-and-poets/poems/detail/42916

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553394
/mgt/ is the worst general on /jp/ and that's saying a lot. Also the most disgusting normies. Nobody cares that you are American trucker or Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553405
Shes litterally on the cover, and one of her pages is posted as a preview.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553417
But that's just Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553404
> Interspersed are whimpers of "I'm sorry", "Please don't abandon me" and "I love you"

Do girls with with abandonment issues make anyone else aroused, or am I just a terrible person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553422
Elder Demon

whoops, I said devil. silly me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553404
There is literally nothing wrong with a spoiled lazy Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553417
> putting Cancer on the front cover
Not a fan of the whole "best foot forward" thing eh KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553429
Anon, that's just Demon, she's a year old at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553429
Well... no, it's just regular Demon.
She's new TO PAPER PUBLICATION but we've had her web profile translated for literally years. I would post it if I wasn't on my phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553425
Me too anon, although it gets a little tiresome irl. I'd make an exception for a smokin' hot MG though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553400
>>15553405
>>15553417
>>15553422
>>15553429
Why bother taking a pic of her, when she's already available online and as a preview?

The dozen or so new girls should be the priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553417
Goddamn, I just can;t get enough of the Demon's blue skin and sexy thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553417
That's a really cute snake on the cover!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553438
>>15553435
You're right, I dont know how I mixed that up.

Doesnt change my request though. Still want those pages at the top of the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553442
According to the forum, the previews aren't the full entries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553443
Is it really worth your immortal soul Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553453
> Doesnt change my request though. Still want those pages at the top of the list.

Oh God, you're as bad as the guys at MGR who keep spending the donation money on commissioning second-opinion translations of girls that have already been done, because they didn't like how dark the first translation seemed, rather than translating new stuff instead.

Please reconsider your words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553443
Yeah, KC really nailed the design for her. Sex incarnate.

>>15553434
Crabs are not of this planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553462
huh? You're really reading too far into it. I just want the full entry.

see >>15553457

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553458
I can only see my life improving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553452
And like that, anon got a shirohebi stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553417
>>15553422
I could see arch demon being the 200th girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553472
The clingiest of sneks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553467
But odds are the full entry won't be much, if any different from what we have now.

And you can already see the bonus art in the preview.

[Anonymous No.]

I shall go the the fox shine, get a maiden drunk and kidnap her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553472
So there are shirohebis posting here?

Shirohebis are the cutest and deserves only love and marriage to good men

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553479
Well sure, but I wouldn't be a crazed fan if I didn't run full speed with my obsession. Hurts nobody for me to try really hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553477
We could only hope, though that may as well just be the monster queen herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553488
Am I the only one that suspects shiros of being cuckqueens?
I mean, their whole reason for existing is to serve ryus. And if the goddess needs her... urges... taken care of by the only men who happen to be around the shrine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553486
Anon, that's a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553516
No shirohebi bullying please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553529
chubby hebis workig for a plump ryu!
The softest shrine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553516
I'm pretty sure a ryu could use clairvoyance to find a man she adores, and then asks the snakes to fetch the man so she can get to know him in person. And she would only pick married snakes, and keep the man out of view until he was put in her room so no shirohebis would start going yan for him. But if things go south, he has to get out of there very carefully if he doesn't want a snake ball of women fighting over him.

>>15553543
I wouldn't pray to a shrine where the maidens and goddess are fattened from overindulgence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553545
I would!
Softest snake hugs in the land!

Also some tig ol bitties and rears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553545
Seems a bit convoluted desu senpai.

I kinda want to write a story now about a newly-installed spoiled-brat ryu who abuses her power over the sneks (or just doesn't realise the tribulations she's putting them through)

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>>15553443
This girl is the only Demon for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553575
It being convoluted is part of it's charm, it seems more magical that way. Think of it, one day you get a visit from a group of shirohebi saying she has chosen you for a meeting. You're put in ceremonial garb and transported in a covered box to her. When you finally step out, you're face to face with your region's goddess who brings the rains that water the fields.

[Anonymous No.]

>Went hunting for Hellhound art I might have missed
>One on hentai foundry of a Hellhound giving a footjob
>The face is so terrible that it would make a Leanan Sidhe cry
>On deviant art someone finally done a /fit Hellhound with abs
>They gave her the wrong skin colour and the nipples are hidden behind a patreon paywall
I wish dark matters upon their families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553602
That's what you get for liking meme girls.

[Anonymous No.]

You look like a nerd. Do you prefer Batman or Daredevil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553605
Hey now, I like a lot of girls. Most don't get enough art to warrant checking as often as Hellhound though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553614
I like Spider-man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553614
I don't like capshit, the only hero I trust in is my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553623
>capshit
Maybe I should go back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553623
>>15553625
Can your dick save you now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553614
Batman, but only for the animated series before it became influenced by the superman animated art style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553637
What about when comparing Frank Miller's work on both?
No wait. That's a question only a NERD would ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553146
Why are awoos so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553658
Man's best friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553658
Because you can fill them with litters.
I want an awoo and werecat milkmaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553407
>this is the English '''poetry'''
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>Brother Anon, it looks like it's time to do penis again. Penance. I mean penance. Do penance again. Penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553686
Sister superior, why is your rear so big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553691
I do believe she has been eating the ice cream made with Holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553686
Do you want to fornicate sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553692
Well, if she keeps it up then we could use her rear as an end table.

Not that I mind

[Anonymous No.]

Evildoers beware!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553686
Fat ass elf nun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553723
Oh shit! I jaywalked today!

They're gonna get me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553723
Calling dibs on the black-haired one with the magnificent thighs and intense red eyes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553686
I've been wanting to write a story about a convent falling to corruption and collapsing the nearby town into darkness like a load-bearing pillar dropping a ceiling, but I'm having a lot of trouble figuring out how to start it or segue into the naughty stuff.
Really, the only concrete thing would be the high priestess making a total slut of herself during a major ceremonial mass, in a lewd parody of her habit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553749
In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word became flesh and it was ahegao!

[Anonymous No.]

>A dimensional portal opened and your MG waifu appears right in front on you
>She has passed out from the travel
>After double checking online you learn that no monsters have been witnessed yet

What happens next?
Can your waifu even speak english?
Does she have to hide or can she meld with the population?
Will you teach her how technology and this world works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553765
That's a lot of stuff to go through. Lots of stories hold that Dragons can transform, so I guess she could pass for a human woman if needed. And I read somewhere that eating a Dragon's heart lets you know all languages of men and beasts, so I can only assume Dragons know every language by default.
I guess I'll just try to be as non-threatening as possible and hope she won't immolate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553765
You have to eat these eggs lolol :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553765
>What happens next?
I try and find some way to explain to my parents why there's an 11/10 goddess in my bed. Explaining things are hard so I'll probably just tell them that she just appeared infront of me.
>Can your waifu even speak english?
Probably not, unless they conveniently speak english in MGE land.
>Does she have to hide or can she meld with the population?
Her beauty would be outlandish, but as for monster features, she'd just be unusually cold with unusually pale skin.
>Will you teach her how technology and this world works?
Yes. And I'll do everything in my power to help her start her own undead kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553765
I'll probably stay locked with her inside the house for a few days, just cuddling and being mushy. She is pretty strong and smart, so I'm sure she'll learn thing quickly. There is a library nearby so I can get some books to help her learn.
Like >>15553776 said, if dragons can transform into their dragon form I'm sure they can look pretty human with the use of a little mana. And I will gladly help her restore that.

[Anonymous No.]

GUTEN MORGEN /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552175
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khajuraho_Group_of_Monuments

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553765
I feel like that this question has been coming up really often as of late...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553765
> What happens next?
Well, I live alone (T__T) so we're safe for now. Also I have marble floors, which is a good thing when my waifu's a slime. I'd stay with her until she came round and then try and help her get over her confusion of where the hell she is
> Can your waifu even speak english?
I'm not even sure she can theoretically speak English. She might just make bloop-blob noises
> Does she have to hide or can she meld with the population?
I could carry her around in a water bottle, probably. I think that a blob of blue goo in girl form would probably turn heads
> Will you teach her how technology and this world works?
Liquid hands and technology do not mix well

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553791
Is it time for Operation Kraut Kontrol?

[Anonymous No.]

>YOU'RE my new squire?
Uh-oh, looks like this adventure isn't starting off too well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553844
Yes, what are you going to do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553867
Well she might try to get you to put your pants back on, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553844
Alright, who was the prankster that placed this Cabbage Patch's Kid decapitated head on my armor's gauntlets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553870
So damn demanding… Fine, I’ll wear pants. I hope that she’s happy now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553870
If that's what she wants, she should consider not flashing her lewd neckpussy at me like that! How could my pants contain my boner when I see something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

Damn hehehebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553844

I don't need to satisfy your sexual hunger, do I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553884
What are these strange and exotic creatures you speak of?
>>15553904
Anon. You're a squire. What do squires do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553907
Smug shirohebis laughing hehehe at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553907
I.. assist the knight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553884
Team up with the hehehebis to bully the big fat lonely Ryu.

>>15553844
I hope he teaches me some nice swords skills. If she does, then I'm cooking her the best meal she ever had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553916
Yes, you ASSist the knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553917
She teaches me*
It was a sssslip of tongue. Hehehe.

[Anonymous No.]

Her hips don't lie, unlike Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

Tubby Vanillia Elf
or
Buff Dark Elf
Who do you desire to mate with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553946
Buff Dark Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553946
gym bunny moon elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553960
What's a Moon Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553946
Tubsters.

Gonna bully that meat until she twitches in pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553965
google it faggit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553976
Never read no Forgotten Realms, dunno nothin' 'bout no Moon Elves, no suh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553946
Both of them.
The vanilla will be the soft cuddle bug and the dark will be a buff, Amazonian that gets back massages

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553945
Grape snake shouldn't be so attractive.

>>15553946
Dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554017
>Dark elf is busty and flaunts it and her muscles off by wearing revealing clothes.
>Vanilla elf is bottom heavy and always likes to get as close as she can while watching movies


That's the ticket

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553946
I bet the Tubby Vanilla Elf is a hard dom and the Buff Dark Elf is a complete sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552628
Dementia. Alzheimer's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552628
Death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554054
Not in my world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554061
I bet the one with the eye-patch keeps genki in bed. Dibs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554054
>Vanilla elf dressed up in tight leathers and riding you cowgirl style with a riding crop in hand
>Dark elf letting you tease her and get her in a mating press despite her strength

This just gets better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554061
>all these muscle-elves all around me
Would you let her use her city slickers to raspberry ripple your fucking townhalls, you Bristol pisser?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553801
waifu, wut do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554088
Didn't understand a bloody thing you just said, mate, but I'll eat my beef if it means I'll get my pudding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15550922
W-write more please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554088
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554088
>I actually know what this anon is talking about
I must be way too British.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553844
Pout all you like, nothing will stop me from polishing your armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554088
If by that you mean dick the tubby green oni then yes, yes I will

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554111
Let me show you to the Brexit then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554088
Yes. I want to make her pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554126
Let's not /pol/ here.

Instead, we should appreciate the beauty of a jack frost monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554099
Her cobblers will smear all over your north and your south while the loop-de-loop half-inches her city slickers, anon. That's what's going to happen to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554131
>/pol/
It was just a topical pun, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553765
>What happens next?
I'd take her in and see if she's hurt ad explain her to my family.
>Can your waifu even speak english?
Probably not, seeing as she's from Zipangu. I'd make a bad teacher so we would have to find some way around it.
>Does she have to hide or can she meld with the population?
She's half bird. So unless she a hide her monster parts, the no.
>Will you teach her how technology and this world works?
Of course. She'll need help if she wants to survive here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554135
I.... Does anyone here have Comprehend Languages prepared?
Because that isn't English

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553946
An old blood elf ranger who grew just the tiniest bit of softness after retiring from the field

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554141
Actually that's very much English. Because it's what people in England speak. YOU on the other hand are speaking 'murrican.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554131
He hoo little monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554031

I want a grape snek to grape me in the mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554144
Are we sure he isn't speaking in tongues?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to set up a kissing booth in the Shirohebis' quarters at a temple!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554147
I want to be gangraped by a bunch of grape snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554150
Bloody bollocks mate. Four pounds and ten quid for fish 'n chips eh, squire?

[Anonymous No.]

Dear Anubis-senpai,
Oops, I did it again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554163
I guess that's how much they cost?
I don't speak Bong

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554141
I thought I had something but both of them have city slickers. Unless it's a typo on the second part, then it could still work.

city slickers = stockings?
1. Stepping on balls?
loop-de-loop half-inching = tongue??? taking in?
cobblers = hands?
2. Jamming her feet into your mouth while she gives you a handjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554174
Neither do I, but I can pretend I do. Same way I do with French.
Omelette du fromage!

[Anonymous No.]

Fishy smelling waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554182
Oh wurms, your simple way of thinking truly do warm my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554206
They're dumb dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554209
They are dragons nonetheless, so it's all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554209
They are sume creatures.

They do not question why they exist or what our purpose is, they only focus on enjoying life and having fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554206

>no Ditzy Blonde Wurm waifu

I bet she'd be a total sweet heart

[Anonymous No.]

We need a story about a Xanatos/Vetinari -tier guy becoming mayor of Monster Girl City and figuring out a way to keep it running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554228
That she would.
She'd love sweets and maybe want a frilly dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554240
Why not a Wight or Pharaoh? They have decades of experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554251
Oh yes, let the rapists run things. Surely that will bode well for the human characters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554256
Like human politicians are any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554167
You didn't grind-fap again, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a smug demon to step on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554220
Wurms are among the best Dragons.
Period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554271
I want to play footsies with a smug demon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554280
I would place them in third place on my dragon ranking.

Dragon waifu will never get down from her 1° place pedestal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554265
It keeps fappening!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554295
Her scales look weird. Those are just glued on, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554319
If you're still grinding into the mattress like that, then you're going to regret it. Seriously, if you can't get off by hand, buy an onahole.
Or fap to some porn or lewd writefaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554337
She's a cutie, that's what she is! I'ma kiss her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554337
When you think about it, a Hexer is basically just a still-living lich with a huge bondage fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554322
She is trying to look more draconic. Don't blame her.

>>15554337
In two years I'll also be a scientist. Gonna help Lich with her experiments in a non-sexual way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554354
>>15554358
S-science?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554358
How does a Lich die, anyway? Does she automatically die when she gets powerful enough to extend her life? Does it happen gradually as she slows her vital processes down? Does she have to actually die?
'Cause a Lich being strangled by her unbelieving, grief-stricken assistant only to rise from the dead and comfort him would be really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554371
Is formaldehyde breath the monmusu kissing equivalent to tobacco breath, doctor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554383
Formaldehyde is for corpses, the Undead use Worcestershire sauce!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554376
Gotta take out the phylactery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554376
It literally happens when she rips her own soul out and stuffs it in a random knickknack

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554376
Someone tells her that people die when they are killed. Then she turns into a Lich and is nominated a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554398
What if she puts it in an onahole? Can she feel it being used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554414
What if she puts it in a dildo and she can literally fuck herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554414
>>15554423

These are indeed the important questions that need answering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554429
We must pursue this line in inquiry. To the Science Mobile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554429
What if she puts it in a plushie and gives it to a little boy she's found to be her perfect husbando through genetic testing?

What if she puts it in a dildo and uses it to peg anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554376
Why would the assistant be strangling her to death if they're grief stricken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554437
No MG ever shall peg me. That is verboden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554437
>spoiler
Now you know you just caused a shitstorm for the next couple of hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554437
>spoiler
Please no.

How about she puts a tiny portion of her soul in anon's food without him realising it so that she'll always be with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554437
>Spoiler

Science has gone too far! Thank god it's dead hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554453
But you know what happens with the food right? This is getting dangerous.

Maybe she puts her soul into a wedding ring and gives it to anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554376
What is with you and stangling things these days, Guts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554453
But then her soul will get shat out, anon. She needs to put it in his brain or something. I bet that would give her the ability to make him hallucinate her.

>Lich spends the next week making her assistant cum buckets with the power of imagination while she makes meticulous records

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no my dear, I do believe I shall let YOU pick tonight's movie. There are two options.
1. The Notebook
2. Troll 2
Choose wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554462
Oh my god her tail is so fucking fat. How did it even fit in the egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554462
The Four Star Ball? BUT THAT'S GRANDPA GOHAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554470
I'd rather pick you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554480
She's trying to torture you, fool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554470
Troll 2. We make our own riffs tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554484
Nice, I love when she is a bit rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554470
I'm gonna be contrarian and pick the Notebook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554510
I don't know why you would put yourself through that, I mean you're getting laid no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554518
It'll get her extra in the mood. Perhaps she'll be willing to experiment afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554523
Experiment? You want her to role-play as a Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554465
That's the good stuff.

If it was in his brain she could also transmit her own feelings of pleasure or maybe even summon him to her room through controlling his body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554536
No anon.
Anal. I want to try to penetrate her anus with the intention of cumming inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554555
You act like that's "experimenting" for Wights.
They might act all high-class, but they were Zombies once. I bet they're generally freaks in the sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554555
Oh, I get it. Because the movie is shit, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554540
>she could also transmit her own feelings of pleasure
Careful there, anon. What if she reams her butt with a dildo and sends the feeling to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554561
Yes, but such high class women would probably be wary to do such indecent acts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554569
Make sure to never let a Cheshire become a Lich.
>Suddenly start feeling that double penetration feeling
>Her ahegao'ing face pops up in your peripheral vision
>"Ah! Ah! They're both so big!"
>"Anon's can never match this!"
>You run in to check on her and she's in her double dildo riding machine again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554572
>"Out there you are one of the highest class monsters. But in our bed, you are just my wife"

And that's how you put it in the butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554597
This is what would drive a normal man to madness, and a lunatic to suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554597
The only real answer is to facefuck her while she's ahegaoing and remind her why a machine can't replace me.
The answer is both "A Machine doesn't have Spirit Energy" and "A Machine can't cuddle you afterwards".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554614
>"A Machine can't cuddle you afterwards"
Joke's on you, anon! She's built a cuddling machine, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554206
Don't call them simple or else they'll stop rescuing you from youknowwho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554638
Actually I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554636
Jokes on her then. I'm leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554636
Allow me to correct myself.
A Machine can't cuddle her like I can.
I could always shatter her Phylactery and overwhelm her with her pent up emotions.
It'd be worth the pelvic bruising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554280
Is this new? It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554642
Really? She has her own theme music and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554664
Such a lust for revenge... who is doing this? WHO? WHOOOO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554470
>The Notebook

I'm sorry, but we don't piss on hospitality in this house, little missy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554651
Good job, now you'll have to put up with not only her smugness beamed straight into your brain, but then after she's done cuddling her machine you'll also have to listen to her increasingly worried calls for you and eventually her hysterical crying when she can't find you anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554692
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554692
She brought this on herself, honestly thinking a machine could replace me. Hope she finds peace in her choices because we're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554702
>>15554706
She was just bullying you and now you've hurt her for real, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554713
Well she's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554713
>"Anon's can never match this!"
>cuddling with a robot instead of me
Now she knows what it feels like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554713
She hurted me too. Maybe she'll learn not to cross the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554713
I'll consider coming back if she apologizes for what she did.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at all this roleplaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554730
She's going to learn to be dead inside if you don't come back when she starts wailing aplogies and then anguished whimpers into your brain.

>>15554738
Good boy. Prepare to get asked if you're still there every fifteen minutes for the next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554671
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554472
Her tail was never in the egg. It was always poking out from behind, it just also happened to be hidden from view by a team of skilled kabuki background Kobold ninjas.
They're impossible not to notice when in a dark room or black background.

[Anonymous No.]

Diagnosis: it's not lupus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554754
Maybe she'll get the hint and leave me alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554754
>You'll never have a clingy Cheshire Lich who never lets you leave her sight because she's so afraid of losing you.
Damn it, I want to cuddle her and tell her everything will be alright!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554774
I... Is that good? What are you going to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554756
Hoo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554774

>Lip piercing

I'll begrudgingly save it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554788
Judging from the gloves and the fact that her tits are practically popping out of her shirt, I'd guess she's about to take "samples" from you.
Purely for analysis of course, it's not like she enjoys drinking your cum when she thinks no-one's looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554788
She's going to play with the markers and make several faulty diagnoses, resulting in much drama due to your increasingly deteriorating health.
Then she'll save you with some ingenious discovery and at the end she'll make snide remarks at her useless team, her best friend and that DILF who runs the hospital.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554802
Just yank it off. That's what I intend to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554803
>>15554806
Should I be scared or should I just let it happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554802
But Apophis usually has a lip piercing, it's there in the profile too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554816
Let it happen, it's a great show. One of the best, and definitely the best in its genre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554814
>Yanking off piercings.
Hope you enjoy your mutilated snake anon.

>>15554816
Just lay back and enjoy yourself anon. She'll make it feel real nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554825
>Hope you enjoy your mutilated snake
She was mutilated when I got her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554817
Got milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554817

>But Apophis usually has a lip piercing, it's there in the profile too

Huh. I don't think I ever noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554828
Piercings can be taken off anon, you don't need to violently rip them out and risk tearing and infections.
For fucks sake, just ask her to take the lip ring off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554832
Apophis' DO like making potions, so a lactation potion isn't out of the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554842
This isn't about it being ugly, this is about it being disgusting. I want to stress my feelings to her.
Besides, she's going to sink her fangs in me anyway. Pain is just part of the relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554852
There's a pretty big difference between her biting you and you ripping out a chunk of her lip.
If you don't like piercings, why'd you go for that Apophis? Just get one of the ones that doesn't have piercings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554837
It's quite subtle in the profile. It's not like it's a huge ring or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554861

Snake cloaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554850
Then I want to milk my own Apophis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554879
Is it just me, or has Magnifire gotten worse over the months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554470
The notebook. I haven't seen either but Troll 2 might actually be interesting. Can't focus on making out if there are god fearing men being smooshed on tv and tense action sequences

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554879
>You'll never catch the eye of an Apophis lounge singer.
>She'll never give you a "private performance" after hours.
>Her Pharaoh rival will never butt in and try to prove her superiority.
>You'll never be caught in a sexual contest between a pair of desert Lounge Singers.
God damn it.
Why are sexual contests a fetish of mine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554889
He's roughly the same but he's a busy man so I guess he rushes at times.

I still prefer his Ushi-Oni to his more recent works though although that's personal bias on my part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554817
It looks more like drool than a lip piercing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw no Glacies to hug and complain about summer to

Winter is the best season and ice monster girls are objectively better than fire ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554898

>You'll never catch the eye of an Apophis lounge singer.

Funny, cause a girl with a good singing voice is mine.

I heard an Apophis sing http://youtu.be/VEgkBetZY-M I'd be a very happy man

[Anonymous No.]

GIMME THE D!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554938
Dire succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554938
No.

[Anonymous No.]

I want two Wendigos to fight for a piece of Delicious Stretchy Anime Meat while this plays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dnZHea_TI0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554960
I want to dress myself as Steamy Stretchy Anime Meat and get lost on a snowy mountain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554938
Why should i and also, you know you can ask me out on a date whenever you want right?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take Druella on a date..............And thennever call her back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554951

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554938
MGC High has banned cheerleaders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555027

>I want to take Druella on a date..............And thennever call her back!

I read this in the voice of Dan Backslide

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555056
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555027
well you wouldn't need to. She would just go and fuck you until you couldn't even remember your own name.
She'll take responsibility for your new monster pussy addiction ofcourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555038
Huge sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555027
I want to take Deruella on a date and then not sleep with her unless she takes me on a date the next week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555070
It became hard for the male athletes to...concentrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555079
Concentrate on what, licking the sweat off the Rape Ball Team?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555072
>She would just go and fuck you until you couldn't even remember your own name.

Would I spout reverse hentai cliches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555079
It was even worst for the female athletes, they used to spend the entire half time raping the male cheerleaders

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555085
No they all got boners and were unable to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555090
Yes you would. She does that to people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555092
They should make rape a sport.

Wait, that would be a terrible idea

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to read The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck to her as a bed-time story!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555110
.

>>15554938
I'll show her my school spirit if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

But what kind of heroes could human beings possibly be in a setting with Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555169
I'm gonna put some coins into my daughteru's hoard everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555206
Bard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555212
>be horrible at everything
>fuck all the wenches
Why yes, yes indeed. Most indeededly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555206
those that stop dark matters from going off
defeating dragons
stopping criminals (monster or human)
saving people from assholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555206
I will save a lonely dragon from the darkness, and by saving said dragon I also save a town or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555222
Quads and Trips confirm. Humans still get to do cool shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555236
What would happen if everyone here became a hero and went to a setting with MGs?

Would you still be the same or would you save the world from whatever the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555259
Only one way to find out anon.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

I'll go first.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freedom
The Chief God's going down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Transcendence
I guess I can help purify corrupted people

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sasquatch_Physiology
Looks like I'll I'm good for is finding a sturdy woman and fucking her brains out. Maybe a wendigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mythic_Manipulation

..I think I won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inanimation

I am become rape master, lord of the bad girl dungeons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555318
So be honest anon, are you just going to find a powerful monstergirl that's way out of your league and make her do lewd things with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555323
Nah, i'll just find a particularly evil Manticore bully and make her wear cute frilly dresses and give all the people she bullied cutsey "apowogies"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555334

>apowogies
>not "a-paw-ogies"

Soiled it

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Babadook Onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryo-Electricity_ManipulatioManipulation

So I'm popular with both Yuki-onnas and raijus? Guess I can save the city or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555340
There's still time. Got any other ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get your lazy fat Onee-san to stop hugging and sleeping with you every night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555349
You don't. Just make sure you put her in difficult positions when you fuck so she can shed some weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Dog_Physiology

Terrific, I can turn into a fucking hellhound. Not even a humanoid one. Just a dog. Apparently RNGsus thinks I'm a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555349
Turn to face her, and pop a boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555349
Slap her titties around a bit, then stick it in her and pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555359
It opens up new possibilities in the bedroom though. It'll make her glad the two of you decided to tie the knot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555349
Tell her that you've found a potential girfriend (not her) and pronto. She'll be so shocked she'll never sleep again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555378
That doesn't sound like a smart idea to lie to her. What if she realizes she's been rused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554938
How bad would a group of Cheshire cheerleaders be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554938
DEEZ NUTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555381
Just get that one tomboy childhood friend to pretend.
>>15555384
Those are extra double illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555342
She gives me a fearboner. That's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555345

Making her wear a cute dress, act all girly, and be a total sweetie seems like it would be hell enough.

Though I would love to have a Manticore who acted like that normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555400
Would she wear a lot of pink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555395
>Just get that one tomboy childhood friend to pretend.
The battle between Tomboy Childhood Friend and NEET Older Sister for rights to Anons dick!

The match of the century!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555381
Depends on how she will react. If she tells you she's not gonna let go because she doesn't to lose you, possibly involving rape, tell her it's okay now since you're not sleeping like brother and sister anymore. You are sleeping like lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555402

Pink, white, baby blue. All depends on the outfit I guess (and her own color scheme I guess)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555411
Are they frilly? Does she have a collection of plushies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555417

Like I said, depends on the outfit. Some are frilly, others are more plain.

I also just realized I said "I guess," twice in my earlier post

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555422
It's okay. Let's just love the cuddlecore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Good_Lordship
>The ability to have absolute control over good and all that's good.

I am now the Chief God of KC Land, lord of paladins and king of the angels! I am so thoroughly fucked, in every meaning of the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pincer_Grip
neat, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555400
I want to restrain a manticore, then fill her tail pussy with vibrating eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

What if...hybrids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555428
But the monsters are also good.
What a tweest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555426

>cuddlecore

That's cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555349
Why the fuck would you want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555471
Who wants their fat lazy nee-san clinging to them all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555456
Then Demon/Shoggoth hybrid for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls would make good mothers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555349
You give her snacks till she lets go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555474
Me. My cuddlelust would make a Yeti blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
>Reality Modding
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Modding
>Basically lets me patch the setting to my liking.
That's some goddamn grade-A horseshit but hell yeah I'll take it.
Welcome to my headcanon MG land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555478
Hakutaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mentifery
>Make Cheshires wan and Hellhounds nyaa
I'm easily amused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555478
Echidnas.

Although i am most scared of what happens if an Echidna becomes a stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555478
Technically all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555456
Wight versions of almost every species for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555478
All canids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555486
But what kind of fat lazy oneesan would you want to cuddle? What monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Power_Immunity

Well shit, I could probably solo the demon lord after doing some training, and assuming I get away from her husband.


I'm also prevented from incubizing so life extension would need to come from regular magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555518
The Smug Squad, plus an Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555518
Not the other guy but a wolfu like that would be nice, as would a ryu or minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555537
Strongfat minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555478
this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555543
Yep, although she'd probably be more of the latter than the former.

A retired maze crawler who just munches on snacks and complains that no one goes adventuring anymore while playing Vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554437
The idea of a lich animating a little voodoo plushie she made with a piece of her soul is great.
Going to cuddle that walking, wool-stuffed phylactery and use her as a living plushie onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555456
Then you'll be seeing a lot more Cursed Swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555564
It'll get filthy that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Hug the Kej

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555585
Impregnate the Kej.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555579
Turn the lich plushie inside out and thoroughly clean her after every use.
Alternatively, just nuzzle her like crazy or squeeze her into your chest while you fap into something else.

Either way, I bet a plushie made to be an extension of a lich, with some of her soul inside, would be able to absorb all the semen and convert it into energy with 100% efficiency.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi. I'm anon. And I'm a powerslut for Pharoahs, Lilims, Baphomets, and Dragons. What are your vices anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555611
Spooky girls. Crow Tengu, kind of, Liches, Mindflayers, Vampires, Apophis, Oomukades and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555611
I'm anon and I'm a slut for anything in pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555611
Hi anon, I'm anon and I'm a turboslut for Smug girls. Especially Deruella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555611
The undead and big, powerful beast types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555551
>tfw no Titania onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555606
>the boy keeps playing with the plushie, talking to it, dancing with it, cuddling it
>he just keeps going as he grows older
>as he enters his teens he's kissing it while fapping
>everybody thinks he's a creepy little weirdo to bring that doll everywhere with him
>lil' anon's face when his imaginary girlfriend turns out to be real and comes to take him away

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555666
I was thinking the other day, most monsters would probably try and set me up with a Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555665
What about big powerful undead beasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555690
Why do you say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555611
Dragons, vampires, wights, ushis and hellhounds. There is a huge power gap between dragons and the other though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555644
>No dragons up there
WEAK

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555684
I won't lie, I've got a little wolf plushie I've had since I was around 5, and I've thought of that exact scenario with it multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555723
I dunno Anon. I think Wights are pretty high up there in terms of sorcery. I think KC mentioned them as the "Strongest" undead, sans Pharaoh, which is kind of a weird in between.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555724
I don't like future lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555734
Yeah I know that. It's just that dragons hit all of my weak spots while the others hit some of them.

Of course, if you present me a Vampire Dragon Wight I might cum just by being near her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555611
Apparently, I have dependency issues. It's caused me to lean towards the kinder, gentler monsters out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555723
>Hug power gape between a dragon and a wight
If a wight isn't dead royalty, then its a dead hero. They are probably close in power.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be suspicious of young child care products that were manufactured by the Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555611
Hi. I'm Anon, and I'm a powerman 5000 slut for all girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555761
What sort of products? Give some examples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555611

>Cheshire Cat
>Dragon
>Kraken
>Manticore
>Apophis

I think I like girls who can over power me. Meme Cat being the exemption

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555761
I'm suspicious of all pedo enablers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555758
>>15555752

I fucked it up. It's not a power gap, it's just a normal gap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555783
A thigh gap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555789
A heart gap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555611
This perfect patootie is my one and only vice.

Liches, slimegirls, hellhounds and canine-girls are all adored by me too, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555766
Kneesocks is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555772
Just anything for babies and toddlers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555766
>>15555806
They are both filthy sluts pretending to be high class ladies who I'd love to see choking on my dick until they pass out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555827
>You'll never facefuck one of them while the other masturbates furiously waiting for her turn.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555827
Kneesocks is a better filthy slut pretending to be high class lady who I'd love to see ahegaoing on my cock until she pass out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555827
If you want to see "filthy sluts" look no further than the angels*.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555827
Disgusting post and image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555611
>What are your vices anons?
Latex, bondage, and a couple of cute Kobolds to go with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555839
You forgot father daughter incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555825
Like baby bottles which are enchanted to fill up with loliholst milk?
Diapers which encourage growth (especially in the hips) and stimulation with extra sexual fluids to absorb?
Talc powder laced with hallucinogenic and aphrodesiac substances?

That sort of thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555843
The moment I hit the "post" button there, I felt like I'd crossed a line of some sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555840
I guess, but once you realized that it was me that much was already given, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555847
Immediate regret means that you're still sane anon. Cling to that feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555843
>>15555847
You most definitely did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555827
Kneesocks isn't a slut! She's a pure girl who wants to meet a nice man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555843
The sabbath doesn't approve of holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555847
Being a filthy toddlercon does usually cross lines, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555843
That sounds like some babyfucker territory anon, some crazy extremist extension of the Sabbath that doesn't think regular lolis are young enough for the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555847
Well, it's too late now, Anon. You're live

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555859
Holst milk doesn't increase loli breast size, it just makes them softer.

>>15555851
>>15555855
>>15555861
>>15555864
>>15555865
Well hey, >>15555761 and >>15555825 started it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digestive_Manipulation
I proceed to blackmail the closest Satyr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555611
Anything about this post >>15550725

Dangerous and mysterious girls get my rocks off, though Id prefer if they are the slut for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Baby bottles wouldn't even exist because all children would be breast fed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555886
Even if the mother is a flatty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555870
That doesn't excuse you from anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555895
I'll just say Quicksilver made me write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I just now realized we'll never get a version of Amazing Grace with a MG choir
>No Siren's, no Mermaids, no Gandharvas, no song
>No MG reaction image summing this feeling up perfectly

I wish this image was an owlgirl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDdvReNKKuk&t=0m51s

[Anonymous No.]

At most, the sabbath would just make products that are so good that the users never want to stop using them.

>>15555892
Flat monster girls have some complicated arrangement of tissue that lets them produce and store sufficient amounts of milk without compromising their sleek design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555903
Unless you actually are Quicksilver that's no excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to heft the breasts of a smug, oppai loli familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555925
I'm not, but he forced me into writing it because he's not writing enough for me to feel satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555934
Maybe write your own stuff then, Mr. Toddlercon-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555801
Whats that image from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555892
Wait
IRL flatties don't have milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555926
What creature would she be based off of?
A cat? A dog? A Pseudodragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555944
No, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555937
Once it's finished, I'll show you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mobile_Invulnerability

I'm going to be this all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555945
Traditional cat.
Maybe make her yellow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacred_Darkness_Manipulation
>Sacred Darkness Manipulation
>Super Effective against the supernatural
>Dark is super effective against Ghost
Huh. So Pokemon IS accurate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pleasure_Manipulation
YES. POWER SLUT SUPREME AM I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Succubus_Physiology

I guess this is what happens when you ask the robot devil for superpowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555965
Don't worry, we know at least one anon will care for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555965
>Given super powers
>They turn you into an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555965
Just adapt it so you change into a bishie incubus instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555965
Hey anon. Now you get to do sweet, sweet yuri sex with your waifu when you feel like it. 2 Pure for Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555986
At least (s)he is super hot. super

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555998
Is that the kind where the waifu gets a lewd smile, and teaches one how to be a woman for a night, while utterly dominating and pleasuring their body with expert precision?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556000
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556010
Exactly. I kinda want the same thing, except with a shotafication potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555698
Mostly from how people seem to treat me like I'm some meek kid, even though I'm in my mid 20's. Feels bad, but I guess Titanias are okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556014
Honestly, all these transformation ideas are great for the whole "teacher/student" sex scenario. Where you have one person who's obviously in charge, but is so in a caring, "let's teach you about your body and how lovely sex can be" kind of way.
Guy transforms into a shota for his older waifu to look after him, or into a girl for his waifu to lead, or the waifu is turned into a loli, and the dynamic completely reverses. It's pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555965
So uh

You got any plans tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556037
Buzz off, light-bright. I saw her first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Ball_Projection
This is going to be fun. Better stock up on manticore venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556029

>Where you have one person who's obviously in charge

Was getting caught by a monster girl a part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not that into lactation, but recently I've been thinking about a monster girl - not necessarily a Holstaurus because I think it's even hotter when it'd be so alien to them - being hooked up to a milking machine and getting railed doggystyle while the suction goes to town on her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556056
Ew, baneposters.
Take this and leave your memes out of the thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556063
Anyone got that animated pic that less did of a manticore being milked by one of those things beside a holst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556068
We are eternal.

[Anonymous No.]

jitejifejo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556063
I too have dreams of that.
Except its a mad alchemist who brings justice to lawbreaking monster girls/women by force feeding them holst milk till they're huge and then milking those titties to sell as 'repayment for their crimes.'

Vibrators/Dickings optional.


Personally, a werewolf that's been terrorizing the town getting stuck like that would be nice, hearing her whine and pant as her newly embiggened bits are drained of milky goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

Since we have established that any virgin monster girl who grows old enough eventually becomes spontaneously pregnant with a male child, which monsters in that situation would be able to hold out on fucking their son the longest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556081
You okay there anon? Seems like you had a stroke or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556081
Why does google show 4chan results for how to summon a succubbus with this phrase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556086
>>15556089

I casually browse /x/ and I was just testing something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556085
Alice or dormouse. I'm imagning that their sons would also be immune to the rape auras of their mothers. Or at least heavily resistant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556081
>>15556086
Monster girls got him. It was probably a monster with Js and Is in her name.

>>15556096
Now she's trying to burrow the case. I won't let you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556072
https://i.imgur.com/Ta2CyfW.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556072
http://i.imgur.com/Xf1Mweh.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556063
I have a lactation fetish, and I love seeing it applied to non-Bovine girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never go to a ball with four dominant lilims
>They will never dance with you as they attempt to seduce you to the beat of the music
>The first will never dance a waltz with you while continuously rubbing her leg against your crotch while saying it's an "accident" and giggling.
>The second will never take your hand and dance the tango with you, forcing your body against yours. She also has a rose between her lips, and keeps trying to give it to you.
>The third will never do a Texas two-step, slow dance to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORkSqCSA7dg , while demanding that you look in her eyes the entire dance, and you blush and try to look away.
>The fourth will never do a slow paced dance to :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxHkLdQy5f0 , all the while wrapping her tail around your waist to draw you in close.
>They will never all come to you at the end of the dance and take you into their private chambers to continue with a different sort of "dance". One that take all night long, and ends with sweet cuddles and sweet nothings whispered into your ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556113
Second to bovines, I think wolfgirls are the best monstergurl type to apply lactation to. Wolfgirls (strong, refreshing and invigorating), anubi (rich, creamy and sweet), and hellhounds (warming, spicy and cinnamon) all together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556102
>>15556103
Thanks anons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556102
>>15556103
Time to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556122
Lilims are Olev.
But Deruella is the most Olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556113
Would you hook a lactating basalisk up to a machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556063
A lizardgirl who thinks that a sucking machine will shrink her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556122
Could a mere mortal survive four lilims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556123
Which species' milk would taste like eggnog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556085
Yeti, she would be content with hugs until he's old enough to desire her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556140
I would try anon. I would try. I wonder what that experience would be like? Could mere words describe the feeling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556141
Yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556141
The wonderland wolfgirl, who gets drunk by eating the fermented grapes that grow in the land, and also feeds on humpy egg slime for the protein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556151
Each one would be different and stimulating in her own way.
Switching between them would feel like different forms of heaven as they fill the room with their demonic energy to keep you going until you pass out hours later.
Then when you wake up, they'll all be cuddled up against you with big smiles on their sleeping faces and their soft skin pressing against you.
There's no escaping the cuddlepile until they wake up, not because of their strength but because of how damn comfortable and safe you feel in their embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552468
You don't get it Anon. I've felt like I've had a ghost stalker all my life, being in spoopy places just amplifies it to a metric tonne of NOPE/10.

It doesn't help a self proclaimed medium knew exactly who my grandfather was

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556135
You bet I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556169
You know, if you keep her blindfold on and give her a bit, you could get into some very in depth teasing while she's bound there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556162
They'd probably combine their dimensional powers to create a space where the effects of pleasure on a person are multipled, then have that multiplied by layering their pocket universes upon each other.
Imagine sex with four lilims, where the pleasure is multiplied by 4^5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556156
>Bandersnatch girl
>Wolfu who skipped leg day but is maximum /fit/
>Chases after Jub-Jubs in the heat of the moment when the titty birds smell newcomers
>TFW you're more likely to take a Bandersnatch snizz to your fizzle and whizz than you are to meet the Queen of Hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556135

>Trying to milk any type of snake girl

http://youtu.be/CMLRizJnHbI

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556188
I was imagining a snake girl with two little suckers on her fangs and two on her tits but that works I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a tomboy Mantis be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556183
>Imagine sex with four lilims, where the pleasure is multiplied by 4^5.
But anon, Sex with Lilims is already top grade, and 4 to the 5th power is 1024!
Top grade sex at 1024 times the pleasure would reduce you to an ahegaoing mess in seconds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556202

That's how you milk a snake Anon.

I just found the mental image funny, especially when put beside >>15556102 or >>15556103.

>Just another day at work for a Holsttaur
>Manticore is aroused
>Snake is mad because of how she has to be milked

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556183
Writefag here. Good lord, yes times 1,000,000,000,000,000.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556207
Mantis in hot pants in the fencing club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556233
>Writefag here.
How is that relevant at all. Are you HystericAnon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555838
>He doesn't want to turn two haughty demon twins into his cock's brides and make a mockery out of their silly RUUUUUUUUURS.
What's wrong with you?

http://exhentai.org/g/332525/e71eff77ca/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556240
Anon that's really lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556244
Nah. I was that guy who wrote this:
>>15556122

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556248
No, what's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go to master Pai Mei and learn the FIVE PALM EXPLODING ORGASM TECHNIQUE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation

...Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556266
But you've only got two!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556208
>>15556233
Seconds? No, not even that. It'd be milliseconds. In the unaltered world, that amount of pleaure wouldn't be enough to only kill a man. The sheer intensity of the sensations being transmitted through the nerves would be enough to literally fry the brain, and burn it apart.
A human man exposed to that power would only be kept alive by the rules within that compiled pocket universe/s, and he would experience bliss that'd be quite literally impossible to experience as a human, or even as a physical entity within three dimensions.
Time and space would become insignificant, concepts superceded by love and lust, where individual consciousnesses fuse during sex into an entity of perfect harmony, and where physical matter becomes something new: a concept like sex turned into a reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556207
Amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556248
Anon, you're the one that has something wrong with them.

Those twins are for tender loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556292
Correct. The ones to be treated like shit are the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556277
I want to do this with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556297
Also correct. Those demon twins deserve a wonderful wedding with the man they love.

[Anonymous No.]

What would your waifu do if a cheshire temporarily turned you into a girl as a prank?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556336
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556336
My wives would probably just make me feel like a woman for one night.
What would you're waifu(s) do if a Cheshire turned you into a shota?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556336
>just a prank bro/sis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556336
Tell you to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556336
Join me in beating the fuck out of her. Then make her cough up whatever reverses it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556336
If she loves me?
drag me to the nearest tentacle pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556336
Would a dormouse even notice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556325
>>15556297
>>15556292
>>15556260
Fine. I'm gonna go rape demons somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556356
A dormouse would notice that her favorite pillow is now smaller and a lot softer, and less capable of struggling out of her grip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556336
Disable the cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9TmmF79Rw0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556356
Well, she might notice the extra padding when you're cuddling/snuggling with her in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556358
Go rape those angels then, they're more demonic then those poor demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556356
A dormouse would adapt so that instead of sleeping with her head on the abs or crotch, to let her smell (and maybe suck) dick in her sleep, she'd sleep with her head between two the two new cushions. Sleep-suckling might also occur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556380
Just drop it already.

>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556380
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556380
I agree with >>15556382, you're trying too hard and this isn't a place for yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556380
Just leave already.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are for holding your sword!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556434
You might want to delete that soon unless you want a ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556434
Dammit, now I need a new squire.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone's thirsty for them (You)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556382
Don't see how it's any worse than the chesire thing being talked about before, or the concept of alps, but yeah, shitstorm avoidance is fine.
Stopped now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556434
Fuck you dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556434
They do make great sword holders, certainly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556440
It's probably that faggot from /qa/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556441
Your first comment was already heading to yuri, then your second one was directly yuri.

We are not that retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556440
No kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556437
How would that result in a ban?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556336
You know while I'm usually all for gender bender shenanigans so long as it has context, monstergirls are most definitely a territory I will not stand for you fucking faggots defiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556453
Global rule 3 you fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556450
I only made the one comment, which got many replies saying to stop, just so you know.
Sorry if the way I phrased it made it seem like I asked the chesire question too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556434
>>15556446
>Three browns died today

I need a hug. A big scaly hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556461
No problem, it's alright as long as you people understand.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Elves are for __?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556468
Breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556468
Subjugating to BDSM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556472
What kind of breeding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556457
Are implying that pic is guro?
So Han Solo dying scene is also "guro"? What the fuck happened? Why 4chan is safe space now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556468
disregarding for a real monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556466
Thanks. I get carried away writing things sometimes, I suppose. Something I need to address and fix for the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556477
I think that anon is just a newfag or a retard. Still, the pictures are gone now, so either the anon deleted them or maybe the mod is removing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556468
Hugs and eskimo kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556476
Breeding more dark elfs.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, your Raiju roommate is at it again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556468
Being best bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556497
But I don't have a Raiju roommate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556497
Wait a moment, I live alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556468
Stuffing, loving, impregnating, and ear rubbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556477
Han Solo dying isn't guro because the lightsaber fucking cauterizes any wounds it causes. There's no fuss or muss.

Whereas stabbing something through the chest cavity with a very steel sword is going to make it look like a Tarantino movie. Just my take on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556497
I wonder if she will let me in this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556468

Eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556518
/tg/ pls go

Dark Elves are for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556468
ignoring in favor of better monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556468
The mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556516
>Knock on the door
>"Hey uh, Sparky, what are you doing in there?"
>"N-Nothing Anon! I'll be out soon!"
>"Well the toaster's missing, you don't have it do you?"
>"Haha why would I bring a toaster into the ba-"
>You hear a loud splash, the sound of sparks and pleasured moans.
>"Ahhhhh~ Oh yeessssssss~..."
>God damn it not again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556468
Incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556530

>/tg/

Mostly /v/, but The Elder Scrolls is also discussed on /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556541
Don't fuck your monster sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556487
>I think that anon is just a newfag or a retard.
I was banned a few thread back thanks to:
https://gameofscanlation.moe/data/attachment-files/2016/05/x77b228f15cfd711828a02055a2fbeb9152315-016.jpg.pagespeed.ic.9XjwG81RGK.webp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556543
Oh hey it's Stacy's mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556468
Putting as much distance between the two of us as possible.
I really don't like the MGE dark elves. BDSM is on the top of my "To Don't" list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556550
True, MGE dark elves are trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556543
Look at those thighs, I'm gonna devour them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556546
That's guro, so of course you got a vacation for posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556511
It's only guro if you can clearly see intestines falling out or something. That pic just had impaled sword with blood on it. Teen-rated movies have more gruesome death scenes than that. Mods are going crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556550
Don't worry then, thank to memes and threadcanon only a few of us remember they're actually doms, and not the elf from the generic rape doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556543
A dragon's mightiest weapon isn't their breath, it's their HIPS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556564
Memes really are our greatest friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556555
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556560
So? Those Anon's pictures where guro too.
What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556558

Anon she'd devour you first.

And by "devour," I mean drain every drop of semen out of your balls and then some while pinning you against the floor with her legs wrapped around your head, demanding that if you don't pleasure her she'll leave scratches and burns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556569
I'd be glad to see your reaction if they turned your favorite girl into shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556580
Cry more anon, it fuels me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556565
Attack their hips to deal critical damage!

Stick your head between them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556545
Dark Elves have incest right in their profile, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556584
Don't bother, if you're trying to start a shitstorm or something you're not gonna get it from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556587
You still shouldn't do it.

Incest is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556579
She can leaves scratches if she wants, and the only thing that is going to burn here is my passion for "slaying" dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556592
The only thing that's wrong is denying your daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556620
No dicking the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556587
There are a lot of things in profiles that we don't discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556604

I've sat here for a few minutes trying to come up with something else, but I can't come up with jack shit. All this ends with her trying to outlast you after God knows how many hours of sex for being a cheeky wakner and will begrudgingly accept you afterwards as her husband.Hope you like lava pits fuck boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556652
My love is hotter than lava, Anon. You should be saying that to her.

>>15556599
This one is for licking so much, her abs get sore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556669
This guy's love for dragons could overcome even the raw strength of a dragon herself, it looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

"I once created my own realm and witnessed the birth of the universe, watched moment by moment until nothing remained; No time, nothing, just me."

"But none of it, none of it at all compares to this one moment. With just you and I."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556690
Black-haired hime library succubuss is the best.
I'm glad it caught groundswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556688
How the hell would I get a dragon for myself if my love was weak? It's the raging mushroom diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556690
Your lines are way too cheesy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556688
There is a lot of us who love dragons.
Its because they're the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556704
Isn't she a Lilim though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556704
She's actually a Lilim iirc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556714
This is true. If you want a strong monstergirl waifu, you should train until you're just as strong as - or maybe even stronger than - her.
It's only right. If you get a perfect strong lady like that, she deserves a perfect strong husbando who loves her above all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556690
> 100 trillion years old
Sorry baby, I don't like old hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556704

Why are hime cuts so great?

>>15556715

Yeah, but they're sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556690
BO-RING

START SUCKING MY DICK ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556690
>>15556728
>>15556726
>yan lilim

I am absolutely terrified at such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556726
>>15556728
Shit, yeah, you're right.

Funny thing is I even had the word "lilim" in my head, but I typed that instead for some reason.
Considering I came up with the idea, I feel ashamed.

>>15556738
Elegant, cute, perfect framing of the face, neat and still luxuriously long, and still hides the forehead, which means that it's even more romantic when you sweep aside her hair and kiss her there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556731
> If you get a perfect strong lady like that, she deserves a perfect strong husbando who loves her above all.

I dunno. There's something sweet about being the manly protector of a delicate maiden who couldn't defend herself from the evils of the world.
I wouldn't want to shit on her fantasy br depriving my waifu of the genderflipped version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556756

>I wouldn't want to shit on her fantasy br depriving my waifu of the genderflipped version.

I do like that. Especially thinking about being her "most prized possession," in the case of a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556731
This is wrong. Strong monstergirls don't like men as strong as themselves. They want someone to protect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552111
Horse, I want to be caught between those thighs and be milked until I have to punch her off me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556768

>until I have to punch her off me.

I've heard of a Donkey Punch, but not a Horse Punch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556756
Yeah, I understand that appeal, but I think that the ability to not be dependent on your partner for protection all the time is important too. It means that the relationship actually has a foundation in mutual love and selflessness, rather than the one-sided need to be protected, and the typical Disney trope of "I have no idea who you are but you saved me so now my legs are spread for you wider than a train tunnel".

I'm not completely dismissing it, because feeling safe and secure in the arms of another is great. It's perfect. But it shouldn't be stilted to just one person in a pair like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556497
Zap weasels are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556715
I'm not going to pretend dialogue is my forte but if I'm in a bind I can always bust a rhyme because hey, that's Amore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556756
In the depths of the escapism in my mind, my Dragon waifu is strong as shit, but because she was so powerful people started hating her and she began closing herself to others. It's a really long story about me teaching her not to be scared of herself, and it ends up me protecting her and her protecting me.

Goddamn I fucking love her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552383
>Cowtit, bigtit raven haired woman who stalks the night. Her wail paralyzes the victim allowing her to come close and embrace them. She softly assaults them, caressing and them all over and showering them with desperate affection. If a man resists, she will violently kiss them in an effort to have them drink her tears, which serve as an aphrodisiac. The man will be overcome by a longing for a "mother", and the monster in front of him will be there to spoil his heart to no end. Men caught by these monsters will spend the rest of their days being knowing the deepest love of this world.
Adquiere Proficiencia maricon.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0
>TFW when humanity first engaged in war with the Monsters in YBA's universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556810
This scene is actually what pushed me over the edge to do a H-Space story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556795

I don't speak moon. What's she saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556810
Too bad they didn't finish them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556807
>>15552383
So, what happens if you forgive her for her past?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556779
> It means that the relationship actually has a foundation in mutual love and selflessness, rather than the one-sided need to be protected, and the typical Disney trope of "I have no idea who you are but you saved me so now my legs are spread for you wider than a train tunnel".

Eh, part of the reason I like monstergirls is due to the topsy-turvey relationship dynamics you can have. Particularly the whole "Captured as a feral girl's rape-toy and slowly have her become at least occasionally doki-doki as she becomes addicted to your semen" thing.

If I wanted a normie relationship I'd go find a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15552891
I want this, but how the hell are you supposed to support thirty wives just GOING into college? My suspension of disbelief only goes so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556795
>tfw my friends text me gay shit when they know I'm away from my phone in the hopes that someone sees it and it becomes awkward
Imagine a yandere finding it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556747
Luckily for you I can't write yandere to save my life so you'll be safe for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556810
>teenage monster girls learning about war from the cute, young, condecorated ex-veteran teacher they have a crush on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556747
Someone post the greentext about a lilim finding a nascent soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556810
Papa mh-ma-ma mow, papa mh-ma ma-mow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556795
First thought was that she thinks I'm cheating on her, but given that the conversation is one-sided, she might be mad that I didn't respond to her texts.

The former I could easily counter by showing that my real phone is a BlackBerry. The latter might be a bit tougher, depending on what I was doing at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556825
>>15556795
>I keep sending messages, why aren't you answering them?
I'm not quite sure what she means by しかも違う話題で though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556833
>These monsters are born from the regret of women that died without having children, as such they are exceptionally devoted, treating their chosen man as both husband and son
Happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553425
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553425
>Do girls with with abandonment issues make anyone else aroused, or am I just a terrible person?
Yes, I'm a terrible person too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553404
>reverse kikimora'd
Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553425
I do to.
The thought of a muscled, scarred dragon turning timid and teared eyed because she thinks I'm going to abandon her would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553614
Wolverine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553686
Blesssed be Houtengeki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556854
>Be twenty-five year old veteran from what many are calling the "Salvation War", named after some shitty books that the old internet used to pirate into radioactivity publishing
>You look like you could be old enough to be one or two of your student's fathers, your heavily weathered face and brow giving you a more mature appearance
>It drives them absolutely nuts, and you're sure a few of your Succubus students have slipped subliminal erect nipple wet dreams into your head during class
"Ah! Mister Mous! What about the 'Rakshasa Offense'?"
>The chalk stops, a silence descending on the class as you turn around. You still have the scars on your face in three parallel lines, you begin to remember as you pull up a chair.
"We were in the jungles out in West Bengal you see? We were just kids. We didn't know any better, Hell. We sang Mickey Mouse Club to ourselves."
>They're all paying rapt attention now, expecting some story of you getting husbando'd by a Jinko
"That's when we got the call. Complete darkness. We sat there and waited. Could even feel the breath of the tiger-women on the napes of our necks. Not one of us wanted to move..."
>You're beginning to drift off, remembering the smell of feces and blood and sweat and the sounds, the God awful sounds.
"It's a shame, you know. You never know what you're capable of until you actually do it. Such a shame."
"See, there was this guy with a chicken in our squad. It kept clucking and making noise. But we needed to be quiet, you know?"
"We didn't want to get raped, we didn't want to kill them. So I told him to give it to me, and I silenced it."
>You remember green eyes staring back up at yours, the pupils are vertical slits
"I never meant to do it, you know. But you gotta do what you gotta do to survive. That's how I got these."
>Point to your scars, several of the students are crying as the realization hits them
"It's a shame, it really is."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553425
The affection that comes afterwards are the real deal for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556937
What exactly happened to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556889
>>15556894
>>15556916
> responding to a 16-hour-old post
> my 16-hour old post
> I'm still here

Well played, and patrician taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556951
The chicken scratched him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15554825
>he doesn't like scars
Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556953
But why are they crying?
And chickens don't have green eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556963
I don't like people having chunks of flesh torn out of them anon. Scars are sexy as hell, fresh wounds not so much.
Also, EIGHT HOUR OLD POST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556951
He silenced the chicken. Which was in actuality a toddler Jinko one of the soldiers got sentimental about. It was making noise because it could smell others of its kind. Scratched him the face right before he could stab his K-Bar into its heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556964
She's dead, Jim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556972
Threads take forever to die here and I can't hang around like I used to. If I see a post I like I'm replying.
[DERANGED LAUGHTER]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556839
Buy a fur coat and a hat with a big feather in it, become the pimp-daddy of Tau Iota Tau dorm, make bank from sending 30 girls to college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556977
Oh man.
He's probably emotionally dead now come to think of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557019
Kind of why I put in the thousand yard stare/drift off. Went into the war a wet behind the ears kid, left an emotionally dead husk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557002
Are you suggesting whoring out the harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557019
What was he supposed to do, not kill the baby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557052
Are you an idiot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557052
My blood's as red as the next male, but I can't keep a harem of 30 monstergirls. Hell, the way I see it a guy will be sexually overwhelmed by ONE monster wife, 'cos their libido is always higher than yours.

May as well make a little dollar from the others to buy a big shiny diamond ring for whichever one of the 30 proves herself best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557083
>Hell, the way I see it a guy will be sexually overwhelmed by ONE monster wife
If you're a weak piece of shit, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557062
I'm tired.

>>15557083
>'cos their libido is always higher than yours.
I'd like to put that to the test.

[Anonymous No.]

Often we talk about the waifus, but little do we talk about the lore.

What would you add to the MGE's lore if you could, not counting new MGs/characters?
You can add everything from info about magic/spells, mamono fruits, locations (Demon Realms, towns, continents) Monster/Order/other hierarchy, Non-MG flora/fauna (because that exists), Gods/Goddesses, or anything else that is not the usual that we talk in here.

plz respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557040
I'm sure one of the teachers with a healing fetish would try her hardest to bring his smile back and fail.

>>15557057
I'm not saying what he did was right, I'm not saying it was wrong. I'm just saying it had a profound impact on him.
I wonder if he gets panic attacks whenever he hears "Wan Wan".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557103
All of it's trash, now delete your garbage post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557104
Scarred Jinko PE teacher seeing him and trying to bring his smile back because she has abandonment issues is actually has a fetish for "Cool old men" like you see in the old movies. Even though he's younger than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556977
>taking a fucking cub with the company
How did that idiot not get bayonetted himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557103
Get rid of the fucking stupid "no sons from monster girls" rule. I don't know why KC went on the retard trip with that one, but that's the biggest reason I don't follow whatever his cannon is.

At the very least, make sons rare from a human/monster girl couple.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna do arts and crafts with a young dormouse and her wurmling "best friend"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557123
>wanting monsterboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557104
Not like it was human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557103
Buff humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557138
Anon, he's talking about human sons.
...Right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557123
>Get rid of the fucking stupid "no sons from monster girls" rule.
That's the only reason monster girls haven't won. Yet.

They are eventually going to be able to do so, Demon Lord just has to grow strong enough to win against all the gods opposing her. It's only a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557103
>mamono fruits
Some specialty citrus fruit. Especially lemons, lemons are awesome.
>locations (Demon Realms, towns, continents)
Murrican continent, what the average Demon Realm(s) look like.
>Monster/Order/other hierarchy
Generic knight factions would be nice.
>Non-MG flora/fauna
No clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557138
Where did he say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557147
Always assume an anon is a fucking moron and going for the absolute worst possible thing unless stated otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557138
>>15557147
I didn't say anything about monsterboys. They don't have to be monsterboys. I'm just saying if a couple wants a perfectly healthy human son, then more power to them. I wonder if KC is merely doing this to make the whole Order vs Monster fight seem more reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557153
Why generic? Imagine something likeThe Farron Undead Legion in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557119
Spur of the moment and he hid it in the rucksack

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557103
I always liked the thought of a purity fruit or extracting the demonic energy and reducing the lusty effects from one.

Like removing the side effects from a raging mushroom, making it only a strenght boost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557169
Pretty sure he's doing it to make the Chief God look like a huge bitch.
As if we needed clarification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557093
> remembers a time when monstergirl threads were >90% femdom reverse-rape by super-stamina super-lust super-strength girls
> now if I say I wanna get overwhelmed I get called a weakling shit

Where muh country goooooone~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557103
'Toxin Fruit' increases the potency of venoms/poisons that monsters produce three fold, making sure any injection will break the strongest of men.
Drawback is that it also increases production of said substance so if the monster doesn't inject a man within a few days, she'll have an increasingly difficult time controlling her lust.
If she can't release for a few days, the poor sod that eventually gets bitten is going to be hit with a week's worth of triple powered toxin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557147
>>15557138
Incubi are 'male monsters'.
They just happen to look exactly like human males.

Unless they are male elves/dwarves, then they turn into elf/dwarf incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557132
I'm gonna be childhood friends with a dormouse who keeps winding up in my bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557149
What happens to the men that don't want either to win?

[Anonymous No.]

How can you turn a cutie like this down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557183
>That spoiler
Except they don't, they turn into slut magic versions of themselves. Hence why they're locked up in the Legion of Dudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557169
It's to justify the conflict in the setting and monsters hunting for mates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557191
easy with words

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557179
What the fuck are you even complaining about, thread is still almost all femdom. You don't know shit about pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557186
They turn into alps, because only gays don't want either side to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557179
You can still not be a weak piece of shit that can't keep up with your wife you dumb faggot.

I may really dislike femdom, but if you want that then more power to you. But it would still be better for the both of you if you trained your stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557191
She's a stinky horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557183
>Incubi are 'male monsters'.
God I fucking hate KC and his Incubi garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557186
This
NEUTRAL SCUM 4LYFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557186
They fuck off to the moon, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557199
Like I said, it can be rare or a once-in-a-blue-moon special event or a rare item that triggers it, just not "never ever".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557191
BARN SMELL
A
R
N

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557207
>>15557224
What's your excuse now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557103
I'm kinda happy with the lore as it stands, actually. Just having new monsters to go in it is exactly what I want KC to be doing.

I guess if you twisted my arm and made me add something new it'd be the Anti-Sabbath faction of the thread's invention, that goes around preaching to loli monstergirls about the wonders of growing up, filling out, and letting your husbando use your massive honkers as his personal breast-pussy.
'Cos tiddy baphomets would be a wonder of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557193
>Except they don't, they turn into slut magic versions of themselves.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Incubus
>Although the vast majority of information on incubi pertains to human men, elves can definitely become incubi and there seems no reason that any of the few male dwarves left can't do so as well.
This happens because elves and dwarves are not monster races, just like humans. They existed before the Demon Lord/Hero cycle was put into place, so they are affected in a similar way to demonic energy as humans are.
Which might imply that both Succubi elves/dwarves and Alp elves/Dwarves exist.

Fairies aren't monsters either, being beings born from plants, or some shit, but they are an all-female race, so no incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557225
Sea water still smells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557204
>Insane tyrant that massacres innocent humans for no reason
>Retard that has no idea what the fuck she is doing with an army full of insane. violent rapists.
Neither sides are good, there really should have been a neutral factions of men and monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557225
>trading barn smell for fishy barn smell
You're not very good at this are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557229
Aw damn it, you stole what I was gonna say.
Busty grown up Sabbath girls would be fucking amazing man.

>>15557231
I think it's time we stopped this discussion before a shitstorm kicks up.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a Balalaika monstergirl

>tfw no Jinko Balalaika to put you in a reverse mating press for surefire breeding

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thred.
Instead, beware the loli basalisk.
She'll take you down with her super mega eye beam of love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557234
>>15557237
Then what about this one that bathes regularly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557206
> You can still not be a weak piece of shit that can't keep up with your wife you dumb faggot
Anon, just say "stop liking what I don't like", it's more succinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557103
the generic not-europe humans could stand to be a little more interesting culture-wise

also give monsters their own cultures outside of sex like buff monstergirls teaming up with fiery monstergirls to do a buncha metal working and making a shit load of swords

KC probably intentionally left that blank for fan interpretations cause he fuckin loves that stuff, except Japan-not-japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557247
>Balalaika
>MFW those beautiful scars

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557252
Mmm baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557247
>reverse mating press
That's retarded, just have her be a power bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557252
i know about the new "regulation" but don't just dump stuff.

AND THE ANSWER'S NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557247
>>15557256
>Implying Captain Balalaika would be interested in having your worthless genes in her children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557252
Still a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557247
>Reverse mating press.
How does that even work? Because unless it's a mating press where she thrusts up, that's just cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557217
Boucing around with moon monstergirls sounds pretty great, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557267
Dressage Horses probably smell better than you anon and she bathes just as much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557254
But that's not what I'm saying.

I don't care if you want to be overpowered by a monster girl, I have a problem with you wanting to be a weakling with low stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557270
I think he means piledriver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557275
But it's a horse, big and ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557270
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52023907

At least, I think so. Position of legs may vary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557279
While oddly hot, the piledriver position is in no way a "reverse mating press". Given the way it's done it might actually be worse for impregnation.

>>15557281
That's just your opinion anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557183
>>15557210
Incubi are human men with demonic energy.

Just don't call them incubi if it triggers you so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557285
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52023907
Yeah, pretty sure that's just a rather intimate Cowgirl position.

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't fap to Less old stuff because the Imgur is dead and the Tumblr suffered a stroke.
Kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557103
One thing that I think is lacking in general is specific stuff about monster girl culture. Like what does a monster country produce for music, art, film, and the like. We get some vague stuff in several monster profiles, but nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557295
Go back to /qa/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557103
Man, there's so much I'd change and overhaul, not just add.

Remove the corruptive by proximity or atmosphere effect of mamano mana.
Get rid of alps. Just remove them entirely, along with siths and kikis.
Give succubi the dream manifestation and manipulation powers of the nightmare, and probably change the nightmare into some other centaur-based monstergirl, which wasn't made just because of a dumb pun.
Merge inaris and youkos, and then possibly with the kitsune bi/tsuki too.
Remove pretty much every mention of "they get so clouded with lust they can't help but yearn for their master/husband/big brother/little brother/slave/squid/daddy/boyfriend's cock and make their patner go mad for their cooch" from every single profile, and replace it with actual cultural lore which doesn't just reduce an entire race into a single fetish archetype and one-dimensional personality trait.

And besides all that, I'd probably turn the setting into more of my Magical Realm, because I have poor self control and probably shouldn't be trusted with a porn setting like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557265
a man can dream. that's all we're doing anyways ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557260
>Be giving your best shot at trying to make love with Not!Balalaika Jinko
>Put her in a mating press, trying to really cozy and comfy, you at least want to see her come
>Powerful and skilled muscles are trying to get you to climax
>Holy shit you might actually do it on the next stroke
>Try to pull out
>WE'RE SORRY, THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED CANNOT BE REACHED
>Powerful Jinko thighs and legs wrap around your midriff
"You're going to see this through until the end."
>Her face is flushed and she's biting back a smile
>End up diving as far as you can go, you can feel stream after stream of jizz going into her. Hell, she forbade you from fapping for a month, and it's no surprise that overflow is clinging to your balls and her labia
>You still can't leave
"Stay like this, just for a while."

----

>A few weeks pass, you're still mortified you had sex with your boss. Be looking at the computer screen on your desk when you hear a soft clatter.
>It's a pregnancy test, the kind that ladies piss on.
>It reads ( I ) ( I ), double positive
>Start sweating profusely when you feel BIG, MEATY PAWS on your shoulders and a hot sultry breath on your ear
"Congratulations, you get a passing grade."
>Fucks you into the floor of her office, going from power bottom to power top
>Milks you for three loads that day, it's not like she isn't already knocked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557299
Aids in very survivable these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557314
Holy shit, my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557311
I agree with all of these, expect for the part about removing kikimoras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557314
I don't even like female domination, but this was damn good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557311
>remove kikis
God I hate shoggoths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557311
Agree on alps, everything else, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557311

>Remove Kikis

Remove yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557252
It just doesn't work for me unless she's wearing a horse mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557340

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557346
Oh yeah baby! Now we're talking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557346
This girl is dead to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557322
>>15557330
>>15557338
I just think they're pretty awful monstergirls. It shows that KC's now making monsterwaifus instead of monstergirs, which is kind of funny, because you can think of it like he's being "corrupted" into loving monstergirls by the very setting he's writing. And it reflects in his writing, where more and more of it is lovey "they're the perfect wife, literally no downsides whatsoever, they can do whatever you want them too!" as time goes on.

Compared to the idea of monstergirls as you'd see them on 4chan a few years ago, kikimoras in particular are the complete opposite of that. What's monstrous about them? Literally just a maid with talon shoes, feather cufflinks, and a tail buttplug.
I think it's the subservience too. I personally hate that, and the whole maid fetishising thing.

I think I've griped about this too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557311
>remove corruption
>remove kikis
What are you, fucking gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557311
But Alps means no faggots around. That's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557229
>>15557244
>liking that dumb meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557278
> I don't care if you want to be overpowered by a monster girl, I have a problem with you wanting to be a weakling with low stamina.

I don't understand why you think I want the latter.
I'm not asking to be turned into a quivering aheago'ing wreck from one round by a delicate humangirl with a sickly constitution.
I'm asking to be turned into a quivering aheago'ing wreck from one round by a superhuman sex monster with 30 feet of snektail and has kegal muscles that could crack walnuts.

Only one of those constitutes being a low energy candidate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557360
>It shows that KC's now making monsterwaifus instead of monstergirs
That's what he's been doing from the word go anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557360
>It shows that KC's now making monsterwaifus instead of monstergirs
>entire setting based around removing the savagery of the old system and joining man and monster as one
GEE WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557360
>It shows that KC's now making monsterwaifus instead of monstergirs,
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557206
>I may really dislike femdom
Deep enough, you know this is why you're complaining so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557368
Found the Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557370
No, both of them do.

Stop trying to justify your laziness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557371
No, if you read the first profiles he wrote, rape and unconditional love is still the key word, but he less and less made it seem like a bad end as time went on.
Like the articles changed so that rather them being written clinically within the narrative, say my some explorer writing about them as some sort of guide about them, they're just being written by, well, someone who adores monstergirls and thinks they're the greatest shit ever. Where bias seeps in and replaces actual intereting information, if you can understand that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557370
>I'm asking to be turned into a quivering aheago'ing wreck from one round by a superhuman sex monster with 30 feet of snektail and has kegal muscles that could crack walnuts.

I like your style

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557394
The early shit wasn't translated very well anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557360
>It shows that KC's now making monsterwaifus instead of monstergirs
>Turning the original monsters of myth into sex-crazed nymphos wasn't already making them into waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557394
>I want to talk about darker interpretations
That's all you had to say. I'm listening. We used to do it al the time before the sunshinefags multiplied like roaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557311
>Remove the corruptive by proximity or atmosphere effect of mamano mana.

I'll agree with this one. To me unless it's an exceptionally powerful monster like a Baphomet or Lilim it doesn't make much sense, at least to me, for every MG to exude this cloud of FUCK everywhere.

>Get rid of alps. Just remove them entirely, along with siths and kikis.

Fuck you for wanting to get rid of Kikimoras. I'll agree with Cait and Cu Sith in their current incarnations. I mean, there're some stories where a Cait Sith is a witch who transformed into a cat one too many times, and KC just turned them into furries. Same thing with Cu Sith.

Alps literally, not figuratively being transgender monstergirls is retarded as shit and I fucking hate both the Snow Mongol and the Alpposters for this shit.

>Give succubi the dream manifestation and manipulation powers of the nightmare, and probably change the nightmare into some other centaur-based monstergirl, which wasn't made just because of a dumb pun.

Well, I mean. Succubi are based on wet dreams, yes. But Nightmares often times in Germanic mythologies partner with Alps in order to cause bad dreams. Being a type of Succubus since everything is a girl the Alps could specialize in sleep paralysis or sleep rape. But that's just me.

>Merge inaris and youkos, and then possibly with the kitsune bi/tsuki too.

Tomato, Toh-mato on this one.

>Remove pretty much every mention of "they get so clouded with lust they can't help but yearn for their master/husband/big brother/little brother/slave/squid/daddy/boyfriend's cock and make their patner go mad for their cooch" from every single profile, and replace it with actual cultural lore which doesn't just reduce an entire race into a single fetish archetype and one-dimensional personality trait.

While I can see where your beef is coming from on this one, you have to remember that due to the fact that the Demon Lord is pretty much Lilith in all but name she literally made it so that monstergirls will fall in love with their chosen mate and seek to be joined with them. At its core Monster Girl Encyclopedia is fetishism and escapism, so I really don't see the reason for this kind of complaint. I mean, yeah. It's shitty world building but at the same time we're not sitting here expecting KC to pull a Westeros or Middle-Earth out of his hat.

Same thing with the writefags who still do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557311
> Remove pretty much every mention of "they get so clouded with lust they can't help but yearn for their master/husband/big brother/little brother/slave/squid/daddy/boyfriend's cock and make their patner go mad for their cooch" from every single profile, and replace it with actual cultural lore

I'd view this point more sympathetically if
a) it wasn't the main defence against NTR, and
b) if not for an infamous sperg on MGU back in the day who had "muh monster cultural genocide" as his perennial bugbear, which tars it by association for me
Is that you, SpectralTime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557383
No, it's not. But since you refuse to look at the actual argument there's no point in continuing this with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557413
I'm not that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557366
Why KC even felt the need to address the possible existence of homosexuality is beyond me.
If you don't want gays, just say they don't exist in your setting? Why would you create a fucking transexual monstergirl of all things? You're going to piss off gays, because a lot of them probably don't want to be women, just gay men, and you're going to piss off everyone who hates trannies too.
Don't want gays in your setting, just don't even talk about them, or have one sentence which says "they don't exist" if you're asked.
You'll piss them off, but hey, it's a single minority, and you're not compromising your setting to make changes.

It's like he has this twisted need to pander to literally everyone, so he tries to come up with solutions that please everybody, but are executed so terribly, it just makes everything worse in general. I mean hey, just look at the siths. That furry pandering sure did do your setting good, eh KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557394
>>15557407
Edgelords pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557368
>>15557384
>You'll never spike a baphomet's drink with a growth potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557402
This isn't a problem of translation when it's changing entire paragraphs of how monstergirls act and perceive. It's nothing about little "hmm I wonder how this is interpreted?", and everything to do with the difference between several sentences on their culture, versus a paragraph of just how fucking great it is to stick it in their god-tier, three-layered axially rotating vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557417
>That furry pandering sure did do your setting good, eh KC?
It actually did for his main audience, the japanese kemono lovers sure like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557417

I highly doubt alps and the siths are anywhere near as controversial in Japan as they are here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557418
The brighter the light, the deeper the darkness.
Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557417
>It's like he has this twisted need to pander to literally everyone, so he tries to come up with solutions that please everybody
That's what a hugbox is all about.

This whole setting was a hugbox to hide yourself from real life from the very beginning.
This whole thread is all about circlejerking about your waifus 24/7.

It's the very nature of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557434
Now you're just acting like an immature brat.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557417
>You're going to piss off gays, because a lot of them probably don't want to be women, just gay men
Who cares what they think, MGE isn't aimed at gay people last time I checked. And I highly doubt KC is losing sleep over missing out on the tumblr audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557103
I've often times thought of doing an interpretation of Nyx/Nox for an MGE style setting, given she's the Night Mother.

The basic idea is that since she would be the personification of the darkness and night, that I could possibly do her taking over the role of Hypnos as well from Greek mythology. That is, being the deity that the Nightmares and certain other MGs like Nightgaunts would answer to, since her domain is beyond that of the Demon Lord and the Chief God, given her seniority over them and her connection the the primordial Chaos.

But hey, I'm pretentious as fuck and that'd probably never happen. That and I'd be getting into a bigger rut than most TFT authors I've read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557436
>this coming from one of the faggots whose side literally rewrote greentexts to have happy ending because fuck MGE being anything else than Disney tier
Uh huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557430
This.

Alps and siths LOOK like pandering to Westeners because gay inclusivity in Western media IS 99% pandering, but I don't think the same holds in Japan. I really think alp's just KC going "this would be a neat idea for a monstergirl" rather than KC going "gotta address the gay lobby!"

I mean, he was WRONG, it's a terrible idea for a monstergirl, but his error was an aesthetic one, not a pandering one.

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>>15557417
>You're going to piss off gays, because a lot of them probably don't want to be women, just gay men,
He doesn't care, and neither do I.

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>>15557411
I hate how much goddamn traction NTR has picked up that people think we somehow need a "defence" against it. Not that I'm saying your point isn't valid, but I hate that people can be this sensitive to it, and that NTR's popular - or rather infamous as it is now.

I never browsed the MGU forums in any real capacity back when they were still around, and I have no idea what this "monster cultural genocide" entails.
Not sure who this SpectralTime is either, but Googling their name brings up some CoC thing.

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>>15557452
Did you forget that your side did the exact same thing in reverse? Because I sure as fuck haven't.

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>>15557444
>where_do_you_thing_we_are.jpg
>those wasted trips

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>>15557452
>Still being assmad about that
What a faggot.

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>>15557418
I think you've misintepreted literally everything I've said. I want less focus on reduntant vagina and "their sex is the best sex" tripe, and more focus on culture?
That makes me an edgelord now?

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>>15557461
Bullshit, because since sunshinefags took over anything remotely dark got fucking booted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557467
>letting things go
That is not our way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555611
Dragons to be sure.

Wolfus are a best (Anubi anyway), Undead best grouping in general...but I've such a weakness for Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557452
>Giving a damn about happy endings
You are better off just making porn using actual monsters from mythology at that point, huge death count and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557469
Sounds more like you're an MGU whiner.
It's been what? Two years? Get over if you huge baby.

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>>15557435
It's the very nature of MGE, not monstergirls. It's just the MGE is the main topic in these threads, so posters here start to think it's the norm for monstergirls, and it's built up so much popularity, people into monstergirls start to have their perceptions shifted in the same way.

>>15557446
Never said anyone should care what the gays think.
I probably phrased it poorly, but the better thing to do would be to either act as if they don't exist in the setting, and outright say so if asked. Piss them off, but everyone else is happy, and the setting's better for it. Win win win.

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>>15557457
>I hate how much goddamn traction NTR has picked up that people think we somehow need a "defence" against it

The sad truth is that we do in fact need a defense against NTR. NTR-lovers are basically like furries and futafags in that they have to insert their fetish into literally everything. If MGE wasn't so adamantly anti-NTR, you can be guaranteed we'd being having NTRfags constantly injecting themselves into these threads.

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>>15557482
>playing the MGU card this early
I didn't want to say you were just a shitstirrer, but here we are.
2/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555801
>New Anubis(?) from Mono
Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

And not out of my pocket this time...

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>>15557485
>The sad truth is that we do in fact need a defense against NTR. NTR-lovers are basically like furries and futafags in that they have to insert their fetish into literally everything
This is correct. They're the black spammers of the 2D world.

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>>15557491
You're literally bringing up an argument that's been dead for years anon. Drop it and talk about what monster you want to savagely fuck for the purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557457
> monster cultural genocide

The essence of the argument was that pre-succubification monsters (or at least elves and fairies) had 'rich native cultures' and the worst thing the Demon Lord ever did was turning them giga-sex-crazy so that, for example, elves just rape and autohusbando you, rather than having elaborate tsun courtship rituals where you gather fifty different kinds of berries while skipping gaily through the trees or something.

I saw (correctly? incorrectly?) echoes of that sentiment in your complaint.

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>>15557452
Is this about that jubjub stump thing?
I still find it hilarious that people missed the point of that thing entirely, or were so against it, that they felt the need to asspull a happy ending for it.

It's like if you changed the ending to Of Mice and Men, so that when George pulls the trigger, a brand new pet rabbit falls out of the barrel of his gun and lands in Lenny's lap.

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>>15557479
I wonder how many of us have Dragons as their favorite?
Something like 20 maybe?

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>>15557480
I'm not against happy endings, I'm against having every single story be muh vanilla childhood friend romance cause that's boring as fuck. Man, that got so bad at one point I started believing no one in these threads actually wanted to fuck the monsters. just lie in bed and hold hands cause they're so fucking lonely. Pathetic really.

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>>15557509
Are you implying that those two things are mutually exclusive?

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>>15557501
Is this about that jubjub stump thing?
No, but sure, let's throw that one out there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fucking your Elf wife, who's 8 months pregnant with triplets
>Getting her up on all fours and caressing her ponderous belly while you slam her from behind

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>>15557411
>SpectralTime?
ayyyy lmao

Just hearing that name gives me such a case of the giggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557520
You really wanna start up your daughters early, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557528
Anon no

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>>15556746

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557528
I like where this is going, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557535
I fucking love you dude, no homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557535
I love you.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15557535
The hero /mgt/ needs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557535
>Zoom out to show several MGs
>Succubus, Alp, Mantis, Devil
>All lunging to dive under the table and accept the request

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>>15557500
Rich native cultures? If we're talking about when they were actual bloodthirsty monsters, it'd be more like post-eclipse Berserk, going by the bit in the world guide about the history. Like full on wars being fought against the monsters, tentacle forests which would rip limbs apart, and so on.

Nonhuman races I can understand. Looking through the elf profile, it's kind of just succubus 2.0, but using a phrase like "monster cultural genocide" is kind of amusing. Just from that I can imagine the kind of ranty posts this guy probably made.

I do think there's a happy middle ground here, like there is in most things in life. Or at least, a best middle ground. It's the failing of people in general that that middle ground can't be reached, especially when you have people who say things like, "Oh, you want less descriptions of sex and monstergirl perfection, you must want more grimdark murder you edgelord." Or people who say the opposite of that with the same degree of unreasonable hyperbole.
That sort of thing just exists, and it's not great.

>>15557521
Now I feel like I've really missed out, because I don't remember hearing about this guy before now.
Got any examples of the kind of shit he's said?

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>>15557546
What is a Minotaur, Anon?

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>>15557509
> pathetic really
Anon, I basically agree with you that waifufags have taken over, and the threads have taken a huge shift from "HARD RAPE" to "soft relationships" over time, and that all things considered this is a bad thing, but as I'm the anon who >>15557370 got called pathetic because he wanted to be hard raped, I have to opine that going down the 'call him pathetic' route is not a constructive one for any of us

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>>15557548
Remove alp.

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>>15557535
And that's how anon got raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557535
>second time SketchAnon draws something based on one of my posts.
I'm gonna cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557549
Read the 1d4wiki entry on MGE.
Spectral wrote that, and you can feel the passive-aggression behind every word of the article

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing wrong with Alps

>Remove gay from setting
>Are cute
>Prove the dick is almighty because without it you become an awkward "d-dicks!" girl

They're one of the most popular monster girls in Japan anyways, so it's not like they're going anywhere anytime soon. Gender Bender Fetish is stronk.

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>>15557559
I only got one drawn, but it's a good thing.

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>>15557553
>have to opine that going down the 'call him pathetic' route is not a constructive one for any of us
You know where we are, there's no need to hold back.

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>>15557549
>Got any examples of the kind of shit he's said?
I can't rightly recall any particular examples, nor do I care to go back to MGU to archive dive for some good ones or some shit.

What I do remember is finding the guy to be such a laugh because of how utterly neurotic he was. He expressed, with disturbing frequency, how the MGE and its Succubi-focused corruption caused him genuine, debilitating mental distress.

It was hilarious.

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>>15557548
I'd rather a Demon honestly.
>You'll never be an at home worker who accidentally summons a Demon from the MGE world because shenanigans.
>She'll never molest you all the time.
>She'll never give you morning blowjobs
>She'll never sneak under your desk and titfuck you while you try to work.
>She'll never jack you off while you shower
>She'll never sit in your lap and grind your dick while you try to relax.
>She'll never ride you to sleep every night.
>She'll never pay you back by keeping you company and making you feel less lonely.
>She'll never declare you her personal husband when the portal opens because she doesn't want to share you at all.
Fuck.

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>>15557554
But anon, the idea of an Alp hearing "Shut up and suck my dick!", and then immediately lunging for said D, is too good.

>>15557564
Amen.

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>>15557330
remove shoggoths from the premises

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>>15557572
> that post where he described committing an Islamic acid attack on a loli succubus like it was a good thing.

Oh, that we had such characters now

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>>15557567
I've gotten a few. It's always an amazing feeling.

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>>15557578
Eh, I like Demon's more for long-game seduction than impromptu acts of lewdness. Devils, on the other hand...thus why I put them.

>morning blowjobs
>jack you off in the shower
>sit in your lap and grind your dick while you try to relax
Pretty damn aces though.

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>>15557586
Is that an Echidna?

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>>15557572
>>15557583

Oh god I remember that guy now. I don't know why, but MGU was a breeding ground for those type of people.

Also, I vaguely remember another guy who got pissed to the level of wishing death on KC for the dragon profile, but I might be mistaken on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557562
Someone actually cleaned that up a while ago. About fucking time, the original article written by that aidsfaggot was an abomination. You can still look at the shitfest in the edit history though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557592
fermentedapples

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>>15557597
FUCK. FUCK! I had forgotten you bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557586
I forgot about getting this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557562
It looks like TheForgefather actually wrote the initial article, but what Spectral wrote which isn't in the article anymore is quite interesting.

https://1d4chan.org/index.php?title=Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia&type=revision&diff=322063&oldid=308573

>>15557572
Now that's just taking shit too seriously.

>>15557583
Wow, goddamn, holy cunts. Guy sounds like a nutter.

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>>15557553
>Anon, I basically agree with you that waifufags have taken over, and the threads have taken a huge shift from "HARD RAPE" to "soft relationships" over time

I'm a waifufag, i still want to be raped hard till i cum so much i forget who i am

I just want cuddles after now

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>>15557590
I have no idea. I remember it being in response to my response to a question along the lines of "What would you do if a monstergirl called you cute?"
I didn't even mention Lamia-type monstergirls in my response, but I'm glad he went with one.

[Anonymous No.]

What if monster girls would never rape a man?

[Anonymous No.]

Your daughteru asks for a you to sing her a song to help her fall asleep.

what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557567
>>15557586
The only person who ever draws anything for me is Loen

I've gotten a lot from him request wise over the years, it's really nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557616
I'm fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557616
In this world with guns and massive armies, they would have to avoid rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557616
Well I guess that if they all want to be raped it wouldn't be considered rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557616
I love me some good ol' fashioned seduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557616
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557620
I sing to her what my mom always sang to me

i love you forever forever and always as long as i living my baby you ll be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557620
Sing her rock a bye baby

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>>15557620
I rock her to sleep while humming "Only Time"
My mom used to put that one on to help me get to sleep when I was really young. I figure I'd do the same for my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557616
good for me then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557616
But that's impossible. That's like saying "what if the pope ain't Catholic" or "what if 2+2=5?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557616
I like it better when they coerce me into marriage first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557616
What's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557620
She'll have to settle for a story cause I don't know any such songs.

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>>15557616
While I do love the whole fearboner inducing aspect of monstergirls raping human boys, I'm a sucker for being romanced too.
Especially because I'm not sure if I'd be able to refuse an attractive monstergirl flirting with me.

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>>15557592
> implying 'those type of people' didn't just migrate here after their containment site got shoah'd

And y'all wonder why 'somehow' the threads have drifted into handholding, daughterus, and waifufaggotry

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>>15556937
>>15556977

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557616
Rape them instead, business as usual.

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>>15557648
But that's the opposite of MGU anon. There's a reason they got a C&D

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557651
The lack of emotion on his face is making me want to give this guy a hug. Imagine what it's like for a group of hormonal monstergirls.

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>>15557616
No

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>>15557620
Sweet and low, sweet and low,
Wind of the western sea,
Low, low, breathe and blow,
Wind of the western sea!
Over the rolling waters go,
Come from the dying moon, and blow,
Blow him again to me,
While my little one,
While my pretty one,
Sleeps.

Sleep and rest, sleep and rest,
Father will come to thee soon;
Rest, rest, on mother's breast,
Father will come to thee soon;
Father will come to his babe in the nest,
Silver sails all out of the west,
Under the silver moon;
Sleep my little one,
Sleep my pretty one,
Sleep.

My mother's song of choice. Sometimes she would extend the last "sleep" long enough so I could join in and harmonize with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557659
Wow you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557659
Monster girl pls.

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>>15557655
But that's the opposite of MGU anon. There's a reason they got a C&D

This is a common (but understandable) misconception. You're right that grimderpshit is why KC destroyed them, but he literally killed the whole site to get at like 5 paladinposters. The vast, vast majority of MGU was waifufags who just got hit by the collateral damage of that hammer of god.

I know because I was one of those 5 grimderpfags

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>>15557654
But what if they cower in fear and cry for help as you're tearing their clothes off, looking at you with teary eyes and and a fearful expression what ask 'Why?´without saying a single word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557651
Give him a facial scar over his left eye, and he'd kinda look like Krauser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557535
Jerk Anon is the best Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557673
>>15557674
Fuck you man, I don't like seeing people be sad.
Nothing homo about that.

>>15557675
>That spoiler
Judging by your terminology I'd guess you somewhat regret that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557675
Here comes the attention whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557678
Retribution. I promise I'll take responsibility, since it'd be my choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557685
Monster girl

Pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557606
This is my favorite, along side the tiny tanuki and that desert tanuki that a bunch of us made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557678
But what if they cower in fear and cry for help
>looking at you with teary eyes and a fearful expression
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557675
>The vast, vast majority of MGU was waifufags who just got hit by the collateral damage of that hammer of god.

Eh, it was hard to talk about waifufaggotry in MGU. The paladinposters were few in number, sure, but they were loud as fuck and dominated the conversation in almost every thread they were in. You more or less had to leave the site if you wanted to just talk about cute MGs doing cute MG things.

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>>15557654
This anon is anon right, if they can't rape then they become prey for the superior black man, just like white women are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557685
Fucking fag

Pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557697
The fuck are you doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557693
Those Desert Tanuki pictures were great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557697
Wait.

So are you suggesting white women should start raping black men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557703
Probably some /v/ermin being retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557703
Hey, you know it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557690
>>15557701
So having empathy makes me either a monstergirl or an alp?
Okay, whatever you say anon.

>>15557693
Desert Tanuki is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557708
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557607
>Wow, goddamn, holy cunts. Guy sounds like a nutter.
>Now that's just taking shit too seriously.
ST in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557685
> Judging by your terminology I'd guess you somewhat regret that?

The site was pretty cancerous, but it kept the spergs in one place. I just genuinely didn't ever entertain the notion that some Japanese hentai artist 10,000 moles away would get so rustled by my trolling that he'd bring the banhammer down.

So I guess I regret that he overreacted, but with regard to my own conscience I am comfortable that it really was a massively disproportionate overreaction and I a good boy I dindu nuffin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557675
Not entirely true. Fact of the matter is, the reason KC told MGU to take his shit down, is because the mod staff there was inept as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557712
There's nothing wrong with empathy. But you went full gay anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557712
Empathy is for women and dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557606
Fork over the shekels, boyim!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no monster to rigorously train you, pushing you to your absolute limit because she promised to make you into a fine man

This is also wish fulfillment. The powerful bond between master and pupil, evolving into something more (because of course it is, a monster is involved). The tireless practice and dedication of the student stir something within the master's heart. The master reciprocates her student's immense efforts, guiding his hand and spending many of her waking hours perfecting his regimen. This student requires more care than anyone else, but he's never failed to match her expectations.

Perhaps you want to be a warrior, a mage or maybe even an engineer. There is a monster master for everyone.

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>>15557723

Well KC did mention that he started getting death threats and insulting comments from the west, so it's somewhat understandable he'd get upset. The internet brings us all together, for better or worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557720
>mfw remembering the guy who got physically depressed over the NTR mermaid in MGQ
The place was a madhouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557723
>guy sperging about muh grimderp is an ex MGU sperg
Like pottery

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557715
Get out Aftyn, bestiality is not hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557740
Never!

[Anonymous No.]

Remind me never to read the comment section of any mamono page of that MGE wikia ever again. That place makes DeviantArt comments look sane in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557723
>a massively disproportionate overreaction
So, the death threats and other shit you faggots sent him was just epik trolling and bants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557725
What, guys can't hug guys? I'm secure enough in my masculinity that I can tell a platonic hug from a romantic one.

>>15557731
You probably don't have many friends, do you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557546
What is Buff Holstaurus.

I'll take potent potable for 500.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557742
I need more recurring Monster Girl villains in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

I like BIG Monster Girls.

What about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557761
Oh man, I would've warned you if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557761
I too have made this mistake but that place is noting compared to MGR

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557769
I like little ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557768
>You'll never be a hero fighting monstergirls invading from another world
>You'll never fight a Hellhound who becomes your rival.
>She'll never slowly start falling for you until the end when you defeat the Lilim in charge of the invasion.
>She'll never sneak into your room that night and wake you up for some furious and passionate rival sex.
>She'll never vow to abandon her evil ways if you can get her pregnant.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a monster girl childhood friend who loves me, something assuredly mine, something promised to me.
I don't want to be a terrible person, but I don't want to have to know that I missed the opportunity for everlasting true love because I was in process of becoming something worth loving.

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>>15557723

KC may have overreacted, but honestly I can't blame him too much for giving MGU the boot. The MGU was essentially the semi-official gateway for people to learn about the MGE, but considering that the website itself had:

1. Extremely active and persistent grimderpers who constantly pushed their opinions as much as possible
2. Said grimderpers caused autists to sperg out enough that some of them would wish death upon MGs, or send death threats against KC himself
3. The staff members pretty much openly disliked KC, and bashed him on a semi-regular basis, even before the C/D

Yeah, I can understand why a person wouldn't want their official fansite to be a cesspool of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557763
It's pretty gay anon, a pat on the back would be good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557768
>filename
im gonna conquer her heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557778
I'd kick her ass into the portal and get something better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557783
If I kissed him on the cheek and I wasn't Italian, that'd be gay. A simple moment long hug doesn't mean I'm going to sprout horns and start spouting outdated slang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557792
Well what would you rather as a Rival anon? I was talking about what I'd like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557762
>So, the death threats and other shit you faggots sent him was just epik trolling and bants?

WE didn't send him anything. It was all concern trolls forwarding our memes and shittalking along going "Have u seen dis?!?!?" when of course there would be no reason for anyone Japanese to see stupid memes from the inky depths of subforums in an obscure English fansite. Filter it through a bunch of confused Engrish translators like a game of Chinese whispers and bang!, suddenly a random post of "Goddam it KC why'd you retcon the dragon I'm murderously angry" becomes a directed death threat.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit those thighs and that ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557796
Never you mind. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557535
You're a national treasure to us, never stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557769
same, but i also like them looooooooong

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557796
Not him, but I want a Mantis rival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557800
>legs shorter than thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557810
What Monster Girl is both BIG and LONG? I mean, besides an Apophis, but they're losers who snack too much and prey on young boys, no one wants them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557820
Ogres?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557813
Would you wake up one morning after beating the Lilim only to find your Mantis Rival emotionlessly sucking your dick because she considers you a strong man for not only defeating her multiple times but for defeating her master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557771
People still comment on MGR?

I wound up going on there a week or so ago, to see if they had any comments on the new books coming out.

Found a whole lotta nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557778
>Portals opening from all sorts of dangerous dimensions, only Anon and his ancient family line have stood as guardians to prevent them from taking over.
>Strangely, they're all female for some reason.
>Whether it's the Matango Queen, Space Shark Pirates, A gigantic Oni Warlord or an innocent-looking, but unfathomably evil albino Rabbit girl, it's up you to stop them.
>Using the training taught to Anon by his eccentric, pervert grandfather, who re-tells his 'encounters' with these dangerous women at least once an episode, which ends up turning out to be amazing advice and insight for the fight ahead.
>The series includes a fan service episode, where all the Monster Girls take part in a swimsuit competition to conquer earth through revealing bikinis.
>Also an episode where there's a gigantic cook-off, where Anon must break out an ancient family recipe for Pizza.

I'd watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557825
>Ogres
>Long
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557820
Wurms, Sandworms and some Queen Slimes.
And I want a Chubby NEET Apophis, so that disproves your statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557780
>3. The staff members pretty much openly disliked KC, and bashed him on a semi-regular basis, even before the C/D
This is what really did MGU in.

The staff at first tried to feign respect for him, but after a couple incidents, they wound up writing up this incredibly rude, passive-aggressive letter to him. And that's when he smacked them with the C&D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557833
Man aren't they like 8 feet tall? Otherwise you'll get lamias and like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557820
The comfiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557832
That sounds like a recipe for a Rival Harem though.
Potentially a villain Harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557763
Learn to see a joke, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557830
I haven't set foot there in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557800
I wonder when Nuke intends to start drawing lactation stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557830

MGR is pretty much dead except for official profile translations. MGEwiki is pretty active, but you don't wanna see their comments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557830
It is a ghost town, but what little posting there is is terrifying.

For example, they liked Cait Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557842
>publicly shit talk a content creator
>write passive aggressive letters to him
>shelter and support known shitflingers
>"C&D was uncalled for, KC hates westerners, we dindu nuffin"
maximum levels of delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557851
Some rivals, some villains, some comic reliefs.

All kinds of girls can walk through a portal, wherever it opens up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557829
Obviously, is there any other way a Mantis could wake the man she loved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557864
They genuinely seemed to think their letter to him was politely worded. Even though it practically radiated passive aggression, and it was obvious to anyone with even an inkling of Japanese sensibilities that it would be especially evident to such a culture.

Shit was hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557861
>For example, they liked Cait Sith.

Mainstream MG fans tend to also be pretty open to furries, monsterboys, and yaoi/yuri as well. I recall hearing that Crabman was asked during Anime Expo to add more monsterboys to the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557851
This makes me imagine some Wonderful 101-esque situation.

Two opposing harems, with the sole male as the leader of each. They fight against each other, clashing with monstergirl against monstergirl, taking up different synergy formations to try and overcome the enemy team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557851
Rival Harem best harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557494
I hope you like the idea when it's finally ready to be seen.

Actually, scratch that. I'm 100% certain you'll like it. Get hype for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557866
This girl looks like a rule 63'ed Nidoking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557878
Even KC likes Monsterboys. He just doesn't draw them because, duh, Monster GIRL Encyclopedia is his thing.

How would people here react, I wonder, if some ~20 years from now, when KC has finished MGE to his satisfaction, he starts work on a Monster Boy Encyclopedia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557851
>>15557832
The rowdiest harem.
And the most satisfying to master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557838
>And I want a Chubby NEET Apophis, so that disproves your statement.
Don't lie. They're big rude losers who are haughty and mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557888
Oh I shall. Hype hath begun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557890
Not give a fuck so long as he keeps it separate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557780
> Yeah, I can understand why a person wouldn't want their official fansite to be a cesspool of autism.

I dunno; maybe it's due to 4chan, maybe it's because I'm an oldfag who remembers a time when the whole Internet was a wild west, but it just seems bizarre to me that anyone would care that anywhere on the Internet "Isn't high enough quality".

It's like complaining that a turd isn't shiny enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557890
20 years from now these threads will be dead. Along with a good fifth of the people who currently browse in it, I reckon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557878
The "mainstream" is also aggressively retarded. Like mge wiki -levels of retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557864
> "sites that harbour meanies deserve to get what's coming to them"
> posted on 4chan
...anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557898
>maybe it's because I'm an oldfag
It's this. The 'wild wild west' now longer encompasses the entirety of the internet as the world has tuned itself in and made it a part of their daily lives.
It's the same as any other institution now, part of it is crazy and part of it operates within typical social/cultural boundaries and expects a similar level of performance.

[Anonymous No.]

What is you favorite personality deviation from the species norm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557917
Motherly, tipsy Manticore that plays with your hair while her tail pussy gently suckles your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557917
Submissive hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557917
Switch Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557917
Mean sadistic rapist monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557917
Dhampir who loses her struggle against bloodthirst and/or the epic Belmont-style battle against her own mother, so she becomes an evil bloodknight who travels the world helping vampires oppress villagers rather than the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557800
Will you help her beat the level she's stuck on?

>>15557816
new poses are hard

>>15557857
Once I'm not afraid that I'll fuck it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557939
It's an improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557939
I want to fight that Dhampir!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557800
>Ywn absolutely destroy your waifu in a pokemon match

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557928
So non-deviated gazers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557943
Everything else is fine, it's the stubby legs that's the major flaw in this drawing for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557954
Meaner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557917
Genki Mantises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557958
Fair enough! I don't do full body drawings often enough, so I have some trouble getting leg lengths correct. I'll definitely try working on that though.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Anubis-senpai always have to deal with creeps like Serial Sniffer or Dickless-kun? Let's all get together and take her to the amusement park!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557917
Tomboy Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557974
>Tomboy Succubi that fully knows you find her attractive and teases you whenever she can

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Anubis to cast a spell on and turn into a living daki/pillow for eight hours to hug in bed
>will never wake up completely bound and mummified in magical, aphrodisiac-laced bandages by her eight hours later, to become her plaything as playful revenge for turning her into a soft and sapient helpless pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557979
Exactly.
Also, abs and spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557972
Why don't we all just band together with spiked baseball bats and 2x4's with nails in them and surgical masks and find those sons a guns who taint Anubis-sempai's name!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557988
Yandere please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15555265
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery

Easy wins, but I'll have to be mute whenever I'm not fighting something

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557982
>Literally I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream torture.
How about no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557943
>Once I'm not afraid that I'll fuck it up
The most I advice I can give you is to study good lactation images/artists like Sachito or Ginzake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558001
jesus fucking christ those awoo tittuus are YUGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558019
Do we live our big wanwan titties folks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557972
Personally I'd rather take her to a waterpark.

But y'know, that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558037
You want to get Anubis-senpai wet, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558031
I want to rape that Wolfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558031
Let me tel you what, we have the best wanwans, nobody has better wanwans than us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558031
We do indee live big titties.
I didn't choose the oppai life. The oppai life chose me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558051
Still need someone to draw hobgoblin + holstaur combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557997
Ugh, hell no. It wouldn't be anything like that. Just a temporary polymorph spell or potion, so she'd suddenly find herself two-dimensional, as an animate image on a daki she can control and wiggle about in.
It'd be like a form of bondage. Except where she feels all warm and soft, and her sense of touch extends not just to her actual image, but the plush pillow its on too, so evey hug she gets feels incredibly intense and lovely.
At the start of it, she might be a little disoriented, but by the end of it, she'd adore how her body's so pliable and made for being squeezed down upon, wrapped up by arms and legs. Maybe, after she's got her own back with that bandage bondage, she'd even ask to be turned back into it.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you or would you not try and waifu Centaurs if they were the only MG race?

I mean the alternative is human girls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558068
I would rather go for human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558068
I'll take a human girl instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558068
That particular depiction has the right proportions for me. A human torso ontop of a normal-sized horse body just looks mis-matched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558068
I'd become a hermit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558068
It depends if I love that individual, centaur or not centaur, and if she reciprocates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558068
I mean, I'd consider it. File it under consideration
I mean, I guess I'd be friends with one
We could watch movies at home, go to the fair, go horse-back riding through the autumn forests
and then at the end tell her that I'm happy to be friends with such a kind and gentle girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558068
Would she love me? Would she be my knight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558068
Only if I could get one thats permaloli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558072
>>15558080
>>15558088
I...I never knew our monster girl threads had this many degenerates,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558068
I'm with >>15558101

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558068
Mai waifu > oppai monsters > slimes > most other monsters > horsepussy >>> loli monsters > foreveralone > siths > alps > trash >>> humanpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557103
KC's lore is a very solid base and doesn't need to be changed
I'd just clear up all the misunderstandings and confusion he caused by using hyperboles and leaving too much to interpretation

First of all, I'd list what turning into an incubi actually does to you aside from all the sex aspects, things like:
- How incubization affects your mind in a positive way
- How monsters are interested in many various things aside from sex
- How shitty the Order is and how much having the monster win is a good thing
- Add details to the power of monster pussy to explain why men get addicted to it so asily
- Add details to land corruption to show how it is a good thing

That should be enough to avoid having readers conclude that MGE is some weird dystopian setting where you get raped, forcefully married and mindbroken until you spend your days doing nothing but having sex

As for original ideas I could add to the lore it'd be mostly things to support all the clearing up I'd do, for example:
- A monster girl city that is focused on art, culture, sports and other hobbies
- An old Order shithole country that used to be riddled with misery, death, famine and sickness, that has now become a fully corrupted land filled with happy couples, mamono food and is safe from all the woes it used to have

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558109
>Wants to fuck a Horse
>Calls others degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558123
>he will never know the glory of horsepussy

I pity you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558122
Demon Lord pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558109
I've spent too much time around actual horses to find anything about centaurs remotely attractive. Also horsepussy a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558123
>saying fucking a centaur is degenerate
>in a monster girl thread where people hallucinate about fucking a dullahan's windpipe hole
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558133
>Wants to fuck horse vagina
Why don't you just go to a farm you triple faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558122
>- A monster girl city that is focused on art, culture, sports and other hobbies
We have a lilim that does that already. Whenever she's not being tied up that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558144
>comparing fucking a throat to fuckin a horse's pussy
Swing and a miss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558122
>An old Order shithole country that used to be riddled with misery, death, famine and sickness, that has now become a fully corrupted land filled with happy couples, mamono food and is safe from all the woes it used to have

Kinda sounds like the second world guide. The writer of the second guide was a human girl who transformed into a dark matter in order to save her home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558151
Do people still hate her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558122
Taking out the mamonobama "Wtf I love spidergirls now" mind control would do most of that, I think.

As soon as it's not magic heebie-jeebies that makes you love your captor, but rather the genuine affection and earth-shattering orgasms she gives you which organically cause your heart to melt, then 90% of the unfortunate >implications are gone straight away. No worrying about being forcibly turned into a sith fetishist or a lolicon if you don't want, no worrying that incubisation turns you gradually into a tunnel-visioned poonhound who can't enjoy anything else, etc.

Idk why anyone thought putting male magic mind control in there was a good idea, especially when you can accomplish exactly the same thing by Stockholm syndrome psychobabble if you DO like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558153
>implying fucking a trachea is ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558155
It's also the story of Lescatie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558158
Don't knock it till you try it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558156
We hate tee-hee lilim sues in general.
She's just the one whose creator spergs the most on commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558158
>what is deepthroating
>this is somehow more perverse than fucking bestiality
Do you have a 3 inch dick or something?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to try bondage with a Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558156
I always thought that was just Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558157

Going by KC's comments, I figured that this is how it works already, but due to a combination of inconsistent writing and bad translation, you get the bad implications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558170
>>15558167
Fucking someone's trachea (not oesophagus) is only possible when you're fucking a decapitated corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I make that new thread now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558161
And yet you still have people thinking Druella is evil and wanting to remove mamono mana

>>15558157
Right, that's the setting's biggest misunderstanding

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558183
>10 more images to go
I see no purpose in such an action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558179
Point stands.
>only possible when fucking a corpse
>cause we're in the realm of reality
Stop posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558183
We haven't hit image limit anon. Wait until we hit the limit and are near the bottom of the catalog, which we are, or until we drop off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558183
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558189
The same applies to centaurs. I do not understand your double standard. Even if I'm not a horsefucker, I'm just as appalled at the hypocrisy for exclusively horsepussy in this thread when every single one of us is degenerates (and I'd confess I would fuck a harpy's cloaca).

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a plaything to the gods! I want to be a pawn in their games!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558196
I'd rather fuck a Dullahan's trachea than a Centaur's horsepussy, but maybe that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558196
MGE harpies have vaginas, horse pussy is horse pussy which is why they have a second one in the front which you horsefuckers disavow with the rage of a hundred thousand niggers, and now I'm leaving you to say more stupid shit by yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558157
This desu ne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558204
Nice work on completely dodging your unreasonable bias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558177
That faggot still around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558204
But I like horsepussy and frontpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

Cay Sea is for

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558209
Is that you, bollocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558219
Pampering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558219
>KC alps into a Baphomet
Lame-o! That's all kinds of un-radalicious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558219
Platonic headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558219
Anal sex and cumflating.

[Anonymous No.]

It's summer
sun is shining birds aRE singing and the foxes are raiding bins.
The ryu's being a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558239
I hate it
I hate the heat so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558239
I want a ryu to sing spooky songs to me in the gloom of our room while it's pouring outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558239
Ryu sucks and is a lonely fat old loser! We have a drought and I want rain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558239
>and the foxes are raiding bins.
Where are you if that's happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558239
There is no summer where I live.
Maybe it's because I live on the equator, but I'm suspicious that it's just the local ryu being lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558039
...yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight. Not even death will bring you to your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558252
London

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558259
You don't know that anon! I mean, have you ever died? Maybe you should kill yourself to find out for sure!

[Anonymous No.]

Order
>Great scenery, people you can relate with but filled with psychopaths and worshiping a god that can and will kill all of you for no reason

Monsters
>Shit scenery, can barely relate with the locals and filled with fucking morons that mean well but have no idea how to properly behave.
>Lead by an idiot who has absolutely no idea what to do and will probably fuck up a lot of good stuff if she wins


Why are both sides so fucking terrible? It's like picking between being lit on fire or stabbed repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558266
Join the neutral party anon, as long as neither side wins, all is well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558031
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558273
Would the neutral side be man and monster working together to beat the shit out of both sides until they stop being stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558266
Things will be better once Druella builds that wall around the Order

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558266
>Implying undead realms aren't great
>Dark, no bright lights to hurt my eyes
>Gothic architecture, no shitty brutalism
>High class girls, no random rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558258
Another weirdo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558284
That won't do anything, that will just give those idiots more room to be stupid in.

>>15558292
But the sun is good, not to mention undead girls are gross and creepy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558284
>He thinks Druella builds walls and doesn't throws them down.
That's something the Order would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558282
More like simply discretely help both sides at different points and keep the standstill going forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558297
The sun is a burning ball of hate that makes my glaucoma hurt, and Wights and Vampires are the exact opposite of gross and creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558266
>a god that can and will kill all of you for no reason

have you tried not being a heretic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558266
>lol both sides are dumb but me
This is why Human Boys shouldn't vote

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I want to get between an Apophis and a Pharaoh and try to get them to stop fighting because I was childhood friends with both of them?
I was also childhood friends with that Anubis girl, that Sphinx girl, and those Khepri triplets but that's besides the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558305
But the sun is great! It makes crops grow and is good for you!

Vampires and Wights are creepy and constantly harass men!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558292
>no random rape
What is a ghoul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558264
Will'o'wisp detected.
Maybe if you'd get out of your creaky old mansion and find some nice boys to show you a good time you wouldn't have to creep on confused newly-dead souls and make their transition to the afterlife all awkward and sticky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558315
Christ anon, are you some kind of friend slut?

[Anonymous No.]

I need more princess Miia, the gentle look in her eyes is melting my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558315
>no love for the Sandworm girl or the Mummies
They'll take over the sandbox one day, and then you'll be sorry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558313
Human boys should be the only one to vote, Monster Girls would just think with their vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558321
I don't like Sandworms, but I really like Mummies.

I want to unravel a Mummy and discover she was the actual Pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558319
I don't see what's wrong with making friends anon. Everyone could use a friend in their lives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558308
> have you tried not being a heretic

Underrated post, underrated theosophical praxis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558321
Whoops, forgot about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558317
A girl who really likes to give blowjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558325
Lol, listen to this menimist. Get back in the Kitchen loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558320
This chapter was real nice to us Miiafags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558328
>I don't like Sandworms
You're the worst kind of monster. I'm going to go spice things up now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558316
You can import crops and take vitamins.
Also, asking you to get in her car isn't creepy. She probably just wants you to help her with something.

>>15558317
Don't go wandering around in bad neighborhoods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558337
>>15558320
So what's happening here? Is it sexual roleplaying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558335
Monster Girls have no idea how to run anything! Only men know how to run a nation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558345
Darling and cast meet a mushroom girl that makes them all trip balls and think they're dungeon crawling

[Anonymous No.]

Onee-san looks so vulnerable sometimes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558353
MATANGO BAD! MATANGO BAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558354
wanna spank that belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558345
Latest chapter summary in the /a/ thread.

Basically a mushroom girl sprays spores all over the house and people start hallucination. The house becomes a huge dungeon and Miia becomes a princess and later a fighting shrine maiden complete with spell tags.

Only lasts for a few pages, but still really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558358
>>15558354
wanna spunk those boobies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558360
Crab is good with that stuff, wish he put more effort into 12beast than EMG, but I guess he's got to make money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558357
Magic shrooms are amazing, anon. You should try some of my spores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558351
Here's your ideal monster girl, she'll gladly raise her husband's daughter.

When you want a real woman and not a beta come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558344
But that isn't nearly as good as the real stuff.

Asking someone to get into your car is completely creepy. God knows what she would try to do if I got in the car!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558370
NNNNNOOO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558374
Mushroom Samba!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558370
>>15558379
Not after seeing that movie.

All the Toadettes in the world won't be enough to unburn that film out of my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558371
Monster girls could barely run a grocery store, much less an entire nation!

I would much rather have a ""beta"" Kunoichi that knows the truth than a dumb monster girl that tries to become a leader only to run everything into the ground!

[Anonymous No.]

New Thread: >>15558392

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558391
"That" movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558395
You picked literally the worst OP image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558395
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558395
Why are you such a faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558407
I'm OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558396
>he doesn't know
>>15558395
Kill yourself, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558372
Take you to her home, where she needs a big strong man to move a couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558420
Oh, alright then. I guess I could help her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558395
You're fucking cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558371
Why do these threads think lizardgirls are cucks again?
Apologies if the answer is "drama", I just genuinely never actually knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558454
Retarded anons forcing a stupid meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557982
How long until she gets the idea to use the same spell on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15558454
The same faggot that pushed the Charon hobo thing also pushed the Lizardman beta shit.