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Old rich hags of varying weight looking for young boy toys. Apply now.

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>> No.15545794

First post for June a best.

>> No.15545796
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>>15545736
[hungry wendigo noises]

>> No.15545799 [DELETED] 

>>15545788
What the fuck do you idiots think you're doing?

>> No.15545804

>>15545799
Mod gave a go ahead to create new threads when we run out of images.

>> No.15545805

>>15545799
Following the mod's word, we hit 300 images

>> No.15545806

>>15545799
Just following mod orders.

>> No.15545810

>>15545799
A mod said we could do this a few threads back. I agree that it's a bad idea in general, but this is how they're doing things right now.
The logic is that more people browse with phones that can't handle the average 3000 post thread, but I'm worried newfags will take it as an opportunity to shit on everything.

>> No.15545814

Guess the new change is alright if we don't use up the images until we hit page 10

>> No.15545829
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15545829

She will always be my qt cattu

>> No.15545831

>>15545810
>but I'm worried newfags will take it as an opportunity to shit on everything.
How so? What will they do that's so bad?

>> No.15545836

>>15545829
Doesn't she have a dick now?

>> No.15545837
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The yuki-onna mother across the street wants your son to play in the snow with her daughter

>> No.15545838

>>15545831
Spam images and instantly make a new thread, resulting in the board being flooded with these threads and angering the locals.

It's now a perfectly viable trolling tactic by the faggots who want to wreck this thread, and they've been given the go ahead to do so.

>> No.15545840

>>15545831
>Page 5
>Images spammed to 300
>Open new thread
>Repeat until half the board is full of dead /mgg/ threads

>> No.15545842

>>15545831
Image spam.

>> No.15545843

>>15545831
Spam images.

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15545844

Meow!

>> No.15545846

>>15545837
My son will play wherever he wants as long as it's safe form him to do so.

>> No.15545850

>>15545838
>>15545840
We're not spamming images, we're still using them at the same rate as always and running out on page 10

If you want to argue with the mod's decision >>>/qa/ is that way, I can't do anything for you

>> No.15545853

>>15545836
What?

>>15545844
Cute cats deserve pats.
Bad girls deserve dick.

>> No.15545855

>>15545842
As long as people have the self restraint to max out images on page 9 or 10 as usual it's fine. Just make sure to call people cunts for posting foxes or dragons with no text in the post and it should be manageable.

>> No.15545857

>>15545853
I thought the guy who wrote that gave Laska a dick recently. As in, made her futa.

>> No.15545858

>>15545846
She's a little girl in a snowsuit, she wouldn't possibly mark your son for marriage and come back to marry him when they're both older or your entire house will be frozen over

>> No.15545859

>>15545850
All I'm saying is that it's now a very unfortunate possibility. Remember the newfag who dropped 100 dragon images a few threads back? Now nothing stops anons with grudges from doing the same.

I get why the mod did this, but there are potential downsides to this.

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Do not get the alps drunk. They do things..

>> No.15545862 [DELETED] 

>>15545850
>Being a liar.

>> No.15545865

>>15545857
Bob has fallen very far lately, but I doubt he's done that.

>> No.15545870

>>15545865
He made Laska a lesbian so who knows

>> No.15545873

>>15545857
Laska and Clare are different cats.

>> No.15545876

>>15545873
I see. I'm ignorant to the stories, as I have not read them. I just could have swore I heard someone talking about how he gave laska a dick.

>> No.15545886

>>15545876
You're thinking of Truckercore.
It started out as a promising road trip story and CYOA featuring a Manticore trucker and an anon with nowhere to go on the road together, but then Bob made Claire the Cheshire a futa because trolls convinced him it would be amazing.
It was basically the Nyanon CYOA fuck up times ten at the time.

>> No.15545902

>>15545886
Futa itself doesn't make the story a bad one.
Many Anons still read it after that happened.

>> No.15545909

>>15545902
>futa isn't bad
>we can now make new threads when the images reach maximum no matter how far down the line we are
This is all going to end badly, isn't it?

>> No.15545912

http://i.imgur.com/iDsD9lM.jpg

Impregnate the cow.

>> No.15545919

>>15545912
That cow looks like she was just impregnated.

>> No.15545921

>>15545902
Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.15545925

>>15545909
>>15545921
Writing about girls with penises doesn't make BobAnon a bad writer, even if it's not content for this thread, but /d/ material.

>> No.15545929

>>15545886
Pretty much
Thread told bob to do futa, he did it and thread hated him for it
The absolute madmen

>> No.15545932

>>15545925
>>>/d/
Stay there.

>> No.15545933

>>15545902
>>15545925
You can stop now, faggot.

>> No.15545947

>>15545925
Oh god, this thread is already going places.

>> No.15545949

>>15545932
>>15545933
>replying to bait

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15545967

Why not extend the delete-after-ten-minutes rule to everything that isn't pure OC/special purpose*? It's not like anyone checking in on the thread is going to be salty about missing hellhound repost #338279834.

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Uh oh, she's memed.

>> No.15545986

>>15545977
What happened to her leg?

>> No.15545990 [DELETED] 

>>15545967
Delete your reaction image faggot.

>> No.15546000

>>15545977
The best way to stop a cat from memeing is to kiss her, it's a proven fact. Do the world a favour and kiss a Cheshire today.

Disclaimer: memeing may continue 24 hours after treatment, additional applications may be required.

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15546127

anon, you're under arrest!

>> No.15546129

>>15546127
No copper can catch me.

>> No.15546130

>>15546000
But then you're just rewarding memeing.

>> No.15546134

>>15546127
for?

>> No.15546135

>>15546127
I didn't do nothin'

>> No.15546136

>>15546129
trying to run away makes you SUPER under arrest!

>> No.15546147

>>15546136
You'll still never catch me, George Nelson
Born to raise hell.

>> No.15546150

>>15546127
For what?

>> No.15546181

What's a good cutoff point to stop reading Laska and Me before it gets really gay?

>> No.15546183

>>15545986
Just tucked under her.
I'm a little more interested in her hands. Either she's holding the thumb of the open one in her other fist, or she has paws that would be terrible at manipulating things.

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Dragon feet!

>> No.15546189
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>>15546127
Can I share a cell with the pally and the yeti?

>> No.15546192

>>15546187
Why are Wocks so big?

>> No.15546202

>>15546181
Original or rewrite?
Original was actually alright until the ending. The only thing that annoyed me was when Laska raped a guy and it was treated as just one of those things and had no consequences, but for the brief moment the MC though someone had raped her he was willing to beat the shit out of the guy.

The re write is a trainwreck that not even the most notorious of anime directors could hope to match. We all thought the original aim was to flesh out the story and setting, with a better or at least better written ending, but instead we get monsterboys and monstergirl lesbians.

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>>15546187
Wurms have the best dragon feet.

>> No.15546211

>>15546202
This timid faggotcat rapes someone?

>> No.15546232

>>15546207
So I heard that game was being translated?

>> No.15546240

>>15546211
I want an awkward faggot cat that stammers out her memes and starts squirming when no one laughs.

>> No.15546273

>>15546240
>Be outside, doing work, look up at the sun sweating your balls off underneath your straw hat
>Do a big stretch, hear a faggot cat sniggering
"I bet you must be praising it!"
>Turn to look at her, give her the thousand yard stare
>She starts fidgeting
"Y-You know? Praise the Sun? Praise it?"
>Ironside from Kill Bill starts playing
"Ha-Ha... H-h-hahaha! I know, funny joke, right!"
>She looks down at you groin
"That must be a pretty big dick! For me!"
>You launch your bottle of water at the faggot cat like a baseball from Strasburg on the Nationals
>The noise she makes when she 'kyaa's and zoops out of midair from the tree is pretty cathartic
>Fucking faggot cats

>> No.15546289

>>15546273
Exactly.

It would be especially nice if she tries to force them and just causes an awkward silence.

>> No.15546295

>>15546273
"If I remove your hymen, will you die?"

>> No.15546308

>>15546295
>Frown does a 180
>N-no! But it'll hurt.
>You know what she expects, what she needs.
>You deny her.
>"OK, was just wondering."
>You swear that she almost died from the memetic blue balling you gave her.

>> No.15546313

>>15545788
Guys, since the mods are now permitting us to make new threads before they fall off the board, it might be prudent to start linking the old thread in the op.

>> No.15546318

>>15546308
Goddamn I want to tease a Cheshire during her awkward meme days.
And then I can tease her when she's grown up and embarrassed by those days.

>> No.15546325

>>15546318
>Poking fun of milf-cheshire while your daughterus run around the house.
That would be fun.

>> No.15546328

>>15545844
YAHOOOOO!

>> No.15546330

>>15546308
Looks like her plane crashed with no survivors.
I would also say "Here comes dat cat" and "Oh shit waddup" everytime I see her. I would love to see the big smile she would have on her face.

>> No.15546331

>>15546273
I can imagine her having thick swirly glasses and messy hair.
Is it bad I'd accept a faggot cat like that? As long as she's okay with spanking in the bedroom but she'd probably start blurting out billy herrington memes.

>> No.15546335

>>15546183
>>Just tucked under her.
Doesn't look like it. Her left thigh is noticeably shorter than the right one.

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>>15546330
>Here comes dat cat
>Oh shit waddup

>> No.15546338

>>15546330
>Using those memes

Worse than a memecat.

>>15546331
>>15546331
Exactly!
That is an unsuccesful cheshire right there.

>> No.15546339

>>15546313
There's a good reason why we aren't doing that.

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15546342

Memecats deserve ______________

>> No.15546345

>>15546202
Pretty sure Fairy Tail is worse, and take that as you will but LITERALLY NOBODY FUCKING DIES. EVER.

>> No.15546346

>>15546338
She is a really shitty "memer" so I might as well go lower than her so she can feel good about herself.

>> No.15546348

>>15546342
Hatesex

>> No.15546350

>>15546342
no attention whatsoever.

>> No.15546353

>>15546342
no new memes

>> No.15546355

>>15546350
I guess if you just ignore her, she'll stop spouting memes eventually.

>> No.15546357

>>15546355
Only respond if it's not a meme. It's the only way.

>> No.15546358

>>15546342
Stuffing.

>> No.15546360

>>15546342
Being ignored for the good Wonderland girls. Literally worse than Humpty Egg tier.

>> No.15546363

>>15546346
Anon please, meming back is just going to make her use those shitty memes.

>> No.15546369

>>15546342
Fucking in the lotus position and making her say that her hips are moving on their own.

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>>15546360
But anon, what if they don't stop bullying you?

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>>15546342
>Memecat takes a selfie in her bedroom with you bound, gagged and looking worried in the corner of the room.
>"Sup gurls, bout 2 crush some dick, YOLO xD"

>> No.15546382

>>15546375
>Looking worried
It would be a bored expression at most.
That or an exasperated one.

Also
>Crush some dick
>Everyone starts getting mad at her because they think that she's literally crushing a mans dick

>> No.15546394

>>15546363
I'll start using better memes (Oh god, saying stuff like this is killing me.) as time goes on and she'll do the same. It'll reach a point where she uses good memes and isn't shy of fucking up anymore.

>> No.15546405

>>15546394
Or, and just here me out on this, you get her to minimize her use of memes.

>> No.15546431
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>>15546360
For the record, what are the good Wonderland girls and why?

Whats the best Wonderland Girl?

>> No.15546439

>>15546431
Jabberwocks and Cheshires seem to top most peoples' lists. Personally, I wouldn't mind a March Hare...if her face didn't make it look like she had the voice of Fran Drescher.

Always wondered, though, if the transformation to Mad Hatter is able to stem the infamous Matango plague

>> No.15546446

>>15546431
Wocks and cheshires are regularly at the top of folks list and Jub Jubs get conversation going every now and then.

I enjoy Alices a bit but that may just be me.

>> No.15546472

>>15546446
>Alice

I feel uneasy around them. Then again, I feel uneasy around the loli MGs in general, but that's more because of personal issues rather than any actual dislike. The idea that the only one who'd willingly think the world of me is a child is kind of disheartening.

>> No.15546484

>>15546472
Well, if you take them to wonderland they get their memories back, in addition to becoming fertile.

And whose to say that the childish attitude isn't a face that some of them put on?

It would work especially well with a CC alice with an adult body that drops the childish attitude when things get serious.

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Ooga booga where the dragonabs at?

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>>15546431
Personal opinion? I'd rank them Jabberwock, Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Alice ≥ March Hare, Jub-Jub ≥ Cheshire Cat, and finally that fucking Humpty Egg load-o'-bollocks that KC forced on us.

Jabberwock - Literally an Ojou tier Dragon who will go into the blackest depths of depravity with you if she decides to make you her husbando. Can be won over by figuratively and literally slapping her in the face with your rock hard tallywhacker. Caramel Cream Wet Dream incarnate.

Mad Hatter - So insane will convince you she's sane or that nothing's amiss before fucking you. Could probably make the sentence of "I think I'll take some cremé from the tap directly <3~" while giving your balls and shaft an otherworldly fondling and you'd never notice

Dormouse - Walking loli sleep rape machine. Perfect for sniffing, cuddling, pumping full of babies. Also the key ingredient in any sleep rape tea.

Alice - Kind of ambivalent about. I'm not a big fan of the "Ever-Virgin" schtick they have unless you take them into Wonderland. Otherwise pretty okay.

March Hare - Outside of her thighs I could care less. Looks like a fucking cotton candy nightmare.

Jub-Jub - See March Hare. Would still impregnate ferociously because titty bird.

Cheshire Cat - Meme'd into hating them just like Manticores. Became a platform for "LE FUTA IS ALLOWED IN HERE!" thanks to certain parties enabling it. The worst part is that now whenever you think to write about one, similar to Oomukade and now Hellhound the threadcanon will supercede your idea.

Thanks Obama.

Humpty Egg - LITERALLY. FUCKING. A FETUS.

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>>15546526
>Ooga booga where the human men at!

>> No.15546545

>>15546536
Gonna grope that titty tiger.

>> No.15546548

>>15546531
>tfw no Ojou Cheshire Onee-san with massive tits and a plump ass

>> No.15546550

>>15546536
I want her to tackle and rape me like there is no tomorrow

>> No.15546556

>>15546550
>You know what people who underestimate chuffers in heat say, don't you?
"No?"
>They say "Oh God, help me, I'm being raped into marriage by a chuffer in the mood."

>> No.15546567

>>15546556
I would try to flee just to trigger her hunter instincts. Oh god she would be so rough, bitting and clawing me while I leglock her.

>> No.15546568

>>15546431
Jubjub > Wock > Cheshire > Alice

No strong opinion on the rest.

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15546571

This is my manticore.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.

>> No.15546578

>>15546571
She looks hypnotized anon. That's cheating.

>> No.15546586

>>15546536
Piere is that artists magnum opus.

>> No.15546590

>>15546394
>Better memes.

Start watching the Poorly Played Stream. Lots of meme experts there.

>> No.15546592

>>15546586
Priere*

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>>15546578
That's mah mono mana at work, or as humans call it: Love.

>> No.15546598

>>15546578
That's called love, Anon.

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>>15546550
Do you think minichuffs could handle that too?

>> No.15546608

>>15546600
Not until their first heat, when they are much older.

>> No.15546612

>>15546600
I like how plump that tiger lolis ass is.

>> No.15546613

>>15546600
They could use me as practice.

>>15546598
>>15546597
Oh wow. Love trully is real.

>> No.15546616

>>15546597
>>15546598
What is this earth emotion you call 'love'?

>> No.15546617

>>15546600
I want to impregnate the minchuff!

>> No.15546633

>>15546342
To be erased from existence allow with all their fans. .

>> No.15546641

>>15546616
It's when you don't need manana banana to stay with yoyr favorite monster girl.

>> No.15546645

>>15546641
Inconceivable! Such a thing exists? I must go buy some!

>> No.15546666

>>15546645
You can't buy true love. Money might help you find it, but you can only get it from your favorite MG.

>> No.15546670

>>15546608
Is there a way to force it sooner though? Staying around them after a good sweaty workout, rubbing their heads and bellies, making obvious innuendos about them, letting them realize you get erect because of them. Surely something will stimulate an early heat cycle.

>> No.15546696

I want to be princess carried by a monster girl!

>> No.15546699

>>15546670
You could always consult with the local Baphomet priest, but you'll probably get arrested and molested by your new busty, Minotaur jail-mate if someone outside of the Sabbath finds out.

>> No.15546707

>>15546699
This is also good.

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>>15546696
Amen brother!

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15546717

How would a kobold react to you bringing out the vacuum cleaner?

>> No.15546723

>>15546717
Probably just by bringing out heavy duty earmuffs so it doesn't hurt her ears.

>> No.15546724

>>15546710
She looks kuudere.

And that's fine with me.

>> No.15546726

What monster girl would demand for all intercourse to be performed in the most aesthetically pleasing way?

>> No.15546730

>>15546726
Leanon Sidhe.

>> No.15546741

>>15546726
Wight.

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15546746

>>15546724
I can fix that with lots of sugar.

>> No.15546749

>>15546567
>Be keeper in a Chuffer Conservation area
>We're talking the CCs of the Chuffer world here
>Standard practice for when they're in heat is the same as biohazard containment. No air gets in, no air gets out.
>Keeps the male pheromones out of their system, they say.
>If you happen to meet the one they named "Anya", run and pray that she's not in the mood.
>Everything's quiet, you're hoping you can get out of the fucking suit since you're sweating bullets.
>Hear and feel a rip.
"Oops."
>There's a huge Jinko circling you, in the nude and smiling, covered in scars. It's Anya.
>Start to lose all capacity for rational thought as she rips another hole in your suit.
"Oops again."
>Wilkinson is already running back towards the gate. You try to back away from her, whatever you do. DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK.
"My, my. Such a strong male odor. You'll give me strong daughters. I'm sure of it."
>FUCK THIS SHIT, BOOK IT.
>You can hear paws tearing up the earth behind you as you're panicking. Get pretty close to the door before a huge weight knocks your face into the dirt.
"Ah-Ah-Ah. There'll be no running from your duty this time."
>She's biting and scratching, frantically trying to disrobe you, you lock eyes with Wilkinson when Anya bites your nipple painfully and yet, pleasurably
>He turns the lock shut
>WILKINSON YOU MOTHERFU-- Ooohh
>Get raped absolutely stupid by the huge chuffer, covered in love bites and scratches
>She ends up dragging you off further into the enclosure, never to be seen again
>Wilkinson shakes his head, going over to a sign nearby that reads "DAYS WITHOUT NEWBIES GETTING MARRIED: 1" and flips it to "0"

>> No.15546750

>>15546726
Marble Golem.

>> No.15546758
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>>15546710
I like my dragon with a big smile on her face!

>> No.15546760

>>15546726
Some really eccentric vampire/wight/lilim.

>> No.15546798

>>15545860
What kind of things? You don't elaborate on these things and I'm going to peer pressure the alps into drinking a lot just to find out.

>> No.15546800

>>15546717
I want to fuck that brown Wolfu.

>> No.15546801

>>15546758
Genki dragons are best dragons

>> No.15546868

>>15546749
>Get raped until ahegao by a stronger girl

My dick shouldn't be this hard.

>> No.15546890

What should you do if your werecat catches a giant mouse or sparrow harpy and brings it back to you?

>> No.15546891

>>15546801
Every type of dragons is great, but I really love the slightly tomboy ones.

>> No.15546901

>>15546890
Dick them both?
Assuming the captured one isn't married.

>>15546891
True, Tomboys are nice.

>> No.15546906
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You've been... THUNDERSTRUCK

>> No.15546917

>>15546901
>tfw no tomboy Holsttaur to bro around with

>> No.15546920

>>15546917
Tomboy Holstaurs would be very squishy if you know what I mean.

>> No.15546922

>>15546920
Explain further.

>> No.15546925

>>15546920
>Eeeeeeeh? Why do you keep staring at my chest Anon?
>Is there a bug or something?

>> No.15546930

>>15546922
As in, they'll be rather soft like any other Holstaur. And in that regard their spats and tight t-shirts are bound to lead to some skindentation.

>> No.15546945

>>15546930
Oh dear, Would she be aware of that or just be oblivious.

>> No.15546952

>>15546717
My waifu and daughteru usually get scared and nervous, which is why I make them wear heavy-duty sensory deprivation hoods with muzzle gags and hogtie them on the bed every time I have to clean the house. Or I just do it when they aren't home, but that's less fun!

>> No.15546953
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15546953

You'd waifu a Pegasus right?

>> No.15546956

>>15546953
why?

>> No.15546959

>>15546953
No.

>> No.15546962

>>15546953
Fuck no.

>> No.15546963

>>15546925
>Asks about bugs so many times that she doesn't believe you when there really is a bug

>> No.15546964

>>15546901
But mice are a pest and you shouldn't contribute to their overpopulation!

>> No.15546967

>>15546953
Is she any different from just a centaur with wings?

>> No.15546969

>>15546953
sure?

>> No.15546971
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Do you think that MGs would gossip with eachoter about what their husbands like in bed?
Like, moves and kinks and stuff?


Imagine coming home to your waifu in some strange but sexy clothes she went out and bought after talking to one of her MG friends

She'd be all shy and be really insistent on trying out new moves because she's afraid you might be bored

She wouldn't listen when you tried to assure her that you where more then happy and that she should push herself so hard.

she stammers out a "n-no" and pushes you onto the bed

>> No.15546972

>>15546945
Both.

>> No.15546978

>>15546971
Monster Girls are still girls.

>> No.15546983

A wight with huge milk tanks running an orphanage filled with zombie lolis!

>> No.15546986

>>15546972
But how?

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>>15546967
She can fly?

>>15546956
Why not?

>> No.15546988

>>15546983
does she masturbate them when they get too lonely? any self-respecting mother figure would.

>> No.15546989

>>15546987
>Why not?
horse pussy that's why

>> No.15546993

>>15546971
I wouldn't be comfortable with my wife talking about our sex life to other people.

>> No.15546996

>>15546971
March Hares and Merrows would.

...before running off to turn fantasy into reality

>> No.15546997

>>15546988
Go away.

>> No.15547003
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cyber cat-girls anyone?

>> No.15547010

>>15546988
Wight milk already provides that effect for them and also lets them temporarily think with greater clarity.

>> No.15547011

>>15546983
>tfw no adoptive CC Wightmom and Zombie imoutos/oneesans to grow up with and make love to
I'd also love to milk that Wight like a Holst.

>> No.15547012

>>15546987
>She can fly?
Yeah, but apart from that.

Like, Cheshire cats not only are just purple cats; they can also teleport and do some other kinky stuff with their powers.

I'd assume pegasi are more civilized and cultured than their steepe, wingless cousins who'd rather take their husbands than courting them.

>> No.15547013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8OlDPqYBLw
Fuck it, out of practice and willing to take short story requests to do it as prose or greentext within reason.

Need to do it so as to not get too comfy from this music

>> No.15547021

>>15547013
Elf and P'Orc milkmaid trying to compete for their master's affection.

>> No.15547030

>>15547012
But Centaurs don't take husbands, they court them.

Which I guess would make Pegasus and Unicorns the Noble class of them all.

>> No.15547031

>>15547012
>Steppes Centaurs
Can we let this meme die already.

>> No.15547034

>>15546988
No, but she teaches them the importance of doing so, as well as how to properly clean and take care of themselves, which includes sewing lessons and first aid lessons, as well as other things that will be of use to them once their new master or mistress comes for them.

>> No.15547038

>>15547030
>But Centaurs don't take husbands, they court them.
Tell that to the Lapiths.

>>15547031
Considering it's a century old meme, no.

>> No.15547044

>>15546342

It's not like you can't fuck them. Have them wear a ballgag and pretend it's your fetish.

>> No.15547055

>>15547031
>Steppes Centaurs
Meme? I've been to a few hundred of these threads, don't recall reading it once. If it was actually a meme, it must have been from years back

>> No.15547069

>>15547055
It's a stupid forced meme about barbaric Centaurs pillaging and raping men.

>> No.15547076

>>15547055
I think it was posted more often back when Horse Pussy Kingdom anon was around and posted at least once a thread.

>> No.15547078

>>15547069
>It's a forced meme because I don't like it

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>>15546597

>a Manticore will never propose to you like this

Just end my suffering please

>> No.15547088

>>15547085
Manticores are pretty shit anyway if only one writefag is consistently decent with them even if they come off as 3DPD tier

>> No.15547091

>>15547088
Your mom is 3DPD tier.

>> No.15547093

>>15547013
A man with Prosopagnosia and his doppelganger wife trying to cope with it

>> No.15547094
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15547094

Are you a good boyim?

>> No.15547095

>>15547013
Growing up with a minichuff childhood friend.

>> No.15547098

>>15547013
Taking a Cheshire to Crosby, Stills, and Nash concert.

>> No.15547101

>>15547094
Yes

>> No.15547106

>>15547094
They want my crown jewels!

>> No.15547107

>>15547094
I'm the worst of the worst.

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>>15547085
I want to hug that Manticore and tell her everything will be alright.
And then jab myself with her tail and pump her full of cubs.

>>15547094
I want to tease Tanukis and their fat asses!
In the case of desert Takukis, their fat tits!

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>>15547094
No, so tell your friends to get off of me and go away.

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>>15547088

Did a Manticore rape your mother or something?

>> No.15547118

Hey

What if

Monster Girl Musical

>> No.15547121

>>15546531
>Also the key ingredient in any sleep rape tea.
That cracks me up every time.

>> No.15547123

>>15547112
They got meme'd to death for me, and as fun as writing one would be there's just no way I can do it as effectively as somebody like RS because he knows how to tap into their bitchiness.

Basically he eats shitty chocolate crumble cake and likes it, whereas I'm content with cheesecake and raspberry drizzle

>> No.15547124

>>15547118
Dominated by Fairy Dragons

>> No.15547125

>>15546531
What's the new hellhound meta?

>> No.15547127

>>15547108
I want that god damn Tanuki so much.

>> No.15547129

>>15546597
From the thumbnail it looks like she's wearing those fake glasses with a funny nose.

>> No.15547130 [SPOILER] 
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>>15547094
No, I have a Tanuki maid. That I don't have sex with, she's just there for work.

>> No.15547132

>>15547129
Groucho glasses?

>> No.15547133

>>15547125
Some people think it's out of character for them to be portrayed as anything but unfeeling rape machines, no positive emotions allowed.
Either that or Nerdhounds, which was fun for a while but then someone decided to force it way too hard.
I personally still like the idea of Hellhounds with nerdy habits, but not Nerdhounds.

>> No.15547134

>>15547094
I don't know.

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>>15547123

>Manticores are memes
>Ceshire Cats are memes
>I like them both

Am I just a faggot memer

So what would be a good way to write or portray them?

>> No.15547137

>>15547118
I'm paying the ogre upperclassmen to beat the shit out of you. Literally.

>> No.15547138

A Dhampir pretending to be a human woman so that she can work as a wet nurse and secretly mark the boy she intends to have raised into her future husband.

>> No.15547140

>>15547135
Rough sexers that love to play with their food.

>> No.15547142

>>15547127
Desert Tanukis are aroused by a good haggler anon, so haggle for her hand in marriage.

>>15547135
Manticores love causing fearboners
Cheshire Cats love messing with people until they give in to lust.
So together, I guess the optimal use of their default personalities is spooky rape.

>> No.15547146

>>15547138
She just needs to bite him and get him hooked on that feeling

Or maybe she can pull off some fancy magic and stamp some kind of seal of him to claim him

>> No.15547148

>>15547135
Everytime I see this image I imagine myself in front of a crackling fire, in a study, surrounded by tailpussies mounted on my wall.

>> No.15547152

>>15547142
But how? Where do I learn how to properly haggle?

>> No.15547156
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>>15547135
Like you would write any character other, and using their Encyclopedia pages as reference.

Species' pages are templates for individuals, not exact descriptions of them.

>> No.15547160

>>15547132
Yeah those.

>> No.15547161

>>15547140
Is it wrong that I want to be raped all night long by a Manticore/Cheshire Cat duo?

>>15547148
I know what you were going for anon, but all I can think of is that reverse gloryhole story I saw once.

>>15547152
I don't know. But the other way is to go out and salvage something she wants and try to get her to trade for it. Just keep denying her monetary offers. You'll know you've reached the point where she wants to marry you when she offers sex of some sort and tries to entice you with her tits or her ass. That means she wants you and at that point the thing is pretty much an engagement ring.

>> No.15547162

>>15547156
I've seen that image for years and I only now realize it's a loss meme

>> No.15547163

>>15547121
Just imagine it, going into a tea cafe in Wonderland and asking for the house special. Then you see them going to a big ass tea pot/kettle, put a sleeping Dormouse so she doesn't get burned and then making delicious chamomile tea with her.

Then you make the mistake of bottling some of it and giving it to your imouto

>> No.15547166

>>15547161
A lot of people want to be raped by the smug squad. So it's not wrong.

>> No.15547169

Feeding doritos and peanut butter to your kobold daughters.

>> No.15547170

>>15547162
No. There's no long line short line in the second panel.

>> No.15547173

>>15547152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHwBN8p2rY

>> No.15547174

>>15547162
It's really not. You're seeing things where they aren't.

>> No.15547177

>>15547163
>spoiler
What's wrong with that?

>> No.15547178

>>15547166
Oh god, throw a Hellhound and a Kakuen in there too and have them rape me to tears that they lick up and it's pretty much one of my deepest fantasies.
As long as there's aftercare too. Any good dom knows that aftercare is important.

>> No.15547180

I need yandere stories

>> No.15547181

>>15547180
I also need yandere stories.

>> No.15547183

>>15547124
Well that sounds like hell

>>15547137
I don't care, I'm going to fulfill me dream of performing in musicals on Monster Girl broadway!

>> No.15547187

>>15547161
Why are Desert Tanukis so lewd?

>> No.15547190

>>15547180
>>15547181
I need multiple yandere maids.

>> No.15547203

>>15547183
Try dancing with shattered patellas faggot.

>> No.15547204

>>15547187
They're shit.

>> No.15547208

>>15547187
Because delicious brown shortstacks anon.

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>>15547180
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon
http://pastebin.com/60TjbuX8
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy
http://pastebin.com/uP0JcVYW
http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4
http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1
http://pastebin.com/5mWaEnFL
http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW
http://pastebin.com/H5NBa1AG
http://pastebin.com/3uuanvUf
http://pastebin.com/Y4AU8p2j
Reposting the near-comprehensive list I made with two new additions.

>> No.15547212

>>15547209
God damn Tanabe is great.

>> No.15547215

>>15547204
That's pretty rude anon, why are you so mean?

>> No.15547218

>>15547212
His girls are the softest.

>> No.15547220

>>15547218
The best part is they're the perfect level of softness.

>> No.15547232

>>15547209
>Tags: What's a Dhalsim?
For fuck's sake.

>> No.15547242

>>15547190
Is it wrong to be yandere?

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>>15547156

I would have used the encyclopedia page as a rough idea, but have enough variation where every Manticore (or even Monstergirl) wouldn't be a carbon copy of one another.

Like Manticores/Dragons would usually be loners, Cheshire Cats are usually outgoing and social, etc. Plus it would depend on how much monster is in them compared to how much girl is in them (are they MGQ levels of rape beasts or are they able to function in society without needing to fuck something every twenty minutes).

But I'm just thinking out loud here.

>> No.15547287

>>15546531
So same as me, except I put Cheshires that much down the chart less because of memes and more because Kunka's doujin rendered them into a less charming kind of mischievous-prankster-girl-gimmick than I was coming up with by their profile. Guess it's a tad harder to ignore canon than Anon#56588's shitposting to me.

>> No.15547289

>>15547274
SHE HAS A WEAPON!

>> No.15547290

>>15547242
Male yanderes are John Wayne Gacy tier.
Female yanderes, however, are immeasurably amazing.

>> No.15547298

>>15547274
Monstergirl staffed hospitals are probably where virginities go to die.

>> No.15547305

>>15547298
Married staff don't fug patients.

>> No.15547308

>>15547305
And how many of them are married?

>> No.15547317

>>15547290
It pisses me off hat males yanderes are automatically bad here, what the fuck, a guy can't be crazy in love? Then I think, yandere archetypes thrive on emotional instability and that's more of a female quirk. Oh well.

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>>15547274
I would be a-ok with my monstergirl wife needing to fuck me every twenty minutes.

>> No.15547332

>>15547305
But what if my nurse is an unmarried Manticore?

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>>15547308
>>15547332
If they aren't when they're hired, they're probably going to end up as such in short order.

>> No.15547339

>>15547338
Whatever happened to Primum non nocere?

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>>15547298

>> No.15547346

>>15547317
Because there's something intrinsically creepy about a guy stalking the object of his affection and threatening or killing men that approach her.

>> No.15547348

>>15547339
They're only there to help~

>> No.15547353

>>15547348
For Pete's sake! You're supposed to take in fluids when you're sick, not lose them!

>> No.15547356 [DELETED] 

>>15547346
But not when a woman does it? You sound like a faggot.

>> No.15547359

>>15547317
It's shit.

>> No.15547362 [DELETED] 

>>15547356
>You sound like a faggot.
The term you're looking for is probably misandrist.

>> No.15547363 [DELETED] 

>>15547359
Para ti.

>> No.15547365

>>15547317
We can't be deres. We can only be normal targets for monster girls.

>> No.15547366 [DELETED] 

>>15547362
Like I said, a faggot. This could only be better if you were CWC.

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>>15547353
Don't worry, they've got plenty of supplies.

>> No.15547375

>>15547365
Speak for yourself.

>> No.15547376

>>15547180
>>15547209
Is there any stories of yandere ryu or yandere mantis

>> No.15547378

>>15547338
If I got to walk out of the hospital with a cute wife, then it might not be so terrible to go there.
As long as she likes me for me that is.
They'd probably get a lot of monstergirls with healing fetishes signed up as nurses.

>>15547342
Why does this image always get me rock hard?
Is it because I secretly want to be raped by two or more sexy nurses?

>> No.15547382

>>15547373
>ran
NOPE

>> No.15547383

>>15547376
Nope, not yet at least.

>> No.15547385 [DELETED] 

>>15547366
You're talking to different people, but what the fuck is CWC?

>> No.15547387

>>15547382
What's wrong with ran?

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>>15547382
She's a great caretaker, everything will be fine.

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>>15547378

It's not rape if you want it.

>> No.15547394 [DELETED] 

>>15547363
Para cualquiera que no tiene el gusto en el culo.

>> No.15547406 [DELETED] 

>>15547394
Eres un pendejo sin imaginacion.

>> No.15547410

>>15547393
They'd better take responsibility.
I mean, I might start to miss the pleasure if they just leave me be. It's not like I like them or anything.

>> No.15547413 [DELETED] 

>>15547394
>>15547406
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK, PACO

>> No.15547415 [DELETED] 

>>15547385
Chris Chan, he's quite the misandrist and he puts women on a pedestal, that's why he's becoming one, among other reasons. That guy speaks just like him, or gives me the same vibe, whatever.

>> No.15547420 [DELETED] 

>>15547413
PACO!?

>> No.15547421 [DELETED] 

>>15547413
Not even close you genocidal land stealing piece of shit, but I'll go back allright, back to nail your mother on esta verga, maricon

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>>15547410

As much as I'd love to be treated like a piece of meat by a girl, I don't really get one night stands. There needs to be some sort of emotional connection there. If there isn't then what's the point?

>> No.15547424

Wait, why are we whispering?

>> No.15547425 [DELETED] 

>>15547415
Don't forget that he's likely become transgender because he might think that he'll have a better chance getting laid that way.
Also don't forget his shitty webcomic, absurd rap sheet, and raw unfiltered entitlement complex.

>> No.15547434

>>15547422
The idea situation would be to go home with a small harem of Manticores.
Just imagine the hunting sex. Like hide and go seek, only lewd and fueled by fearboners.
On special nights they can bust out the old nurse uniforms.

>> No.15547436

>>15547424

Why not?

>> No.15547438

Why is everyone whispering?

>> No.15547440

What story's plot are you all fucking spoiling?

>> No.15547441

>last thread, someone posts Butter-T's Lich HQ without the Patreon censors
>Censored it themselves
Pls anon, gib uncensored.

>> No.15547442 [DELETED] 

>>15547440
Rem tries to kill Emilia.

>> No.15547448

>>15547440

The plot to Odin Sphere

Mercedes ;_;

>> No.15547449
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>God Tier
Woof Woofs

>Great Tier
Awoos

>Mid Tier
Bark Barks
Puppers

[POWER GAP]

>Shit Tier
Roof Roofs

>> No.15547454
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>>15547441
4chan doesn't allow uncensored images

>> No.15547455

>>15547449
I... is this a real thing?

>> No.15547456
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>>15547434

I'd rather have just one. I'd "belong," to her and we could spend our nights having rough sex followed by quiet intimacy.

>> No.15547457

>>15547449
Why is roof shit tier? They protect you from the rain mad Ryu causes and shit.

>> No.15547459

>>15547454
Don't be a faggot
Cowtits obviously
Fuck you, commando is the best feeling in the world

>> No.15547462

>>15547454
No, but imgur does.

So post it to imgur, then link back here.
Please.

>> No.15547472

>>15547456
Both are appealing.
I guess I'm just a slut for tailpussy?

>> No.15547483

We had a lot of Cheshires, Hellhounds and Manticores, but where are the Kakuen lovers? We need to make the smug squad feel loved.

>> No.15547504

>>15547449
Crazy cynologist plz. You're all in dog hair and smell of their poo poos.

>> No.15547507

>>15547483
God, now I imagined hunting sex with the smug squad and I'm reminded of how much of a slut for smug girls I am.
Just imagine it anon
>You're hiding in the closet as your smug waifus hunt for you.
>The Kakuen comes close to your hiding spot and you cover your mouth to keep her from hearing you breathing.
>Those five seconds feel like the longest in the world before you hear her feet move farther away and you let out a sigh of relief.
>And then the door opens violently fast revealing that she just made it sound like she was walking away.
>You're dragged out and laid out on the floor as she mounts you and shakes her hips rapidly, her fat ass jiggling lewdly with every thrust.
>And after a few minutes the other girls walk into the room grinning lewdly down at you.
>You wake up the next morning feeling sore and drained, but surrounded by the smug squad's soft skin in a big cuddlepile and you think to yourself "worth it."

>> No.15547509

I'm gonna do whatever it takes to physically overpower a Wurm so she can experience being taken in manly fashion!

>> No.15547522

>>15547509
Raging mushrooms.

>> No.15547525

>>15547522
Don't forget the Mino milk and mithril chains anon!

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>>15547483
Kakuens are made to be spanked.

>> No.15547536

>>15547528
What would happen if I spanked a Kakuen while fucking her?

>> No.15547543

>>15547507
I want to see a monstergirls fat ass jiggle.

>> No.15547544

>>15547528
THE WAY OF THE IRON PALM

>> No.15547547

>>15547536
The vagina usually constricts if you spank while having sex.

>> No.15547549

>>15547536
Her cunt will be tighter than a vice and milk you better than a Wolfu.

>> No.15547570

>>15547543
With the smug squad, you'd get four at the same time.
Come to think of it, they'd probably tease you by having whichever ones who aren't currently riding your dick shake their asses in your face so you stay hard.

>> No.15547574

>>15547544
Way of the open palm?

>> No.15547577
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>>15547507
It's funny how I really like girls like that, but my Dragon waifu isn't all that smug. She is a little bit haughty, sure, but she scores so many points with me that she is able to wash my slutyness away.

>> No.15547583

Did I hear Smug Squad?

http://i.imgur.com/Tpt2z91.png

>> No.15547589

>>15547543
Bouncy succubutts.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2420009

>> No.15547592

>>15547589
Not big enough.

>> No.15547594

>>15547592
Seconded.

>> No.15547597

>>15547589
Well, I guess today is fap day

>> No.15547600

>>15547583
The last part is what makes this greentext great.

>> No.15547601
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15547601

Big Bird is 8'2'', or 249 cm.

Is your waifu taller or equal to Big Bird?

And if you don't have a waifu or a favorite Monster Girl, would you a Dire Jubjub who loves teaching little kids and singing?

>> No.15547603

>>15547592
This.

>> No.15547607
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15547607

I want a yandere maid to mindbreak me and make me completely dependent on her

>rem will never take care of you
>you will never save rem

>> No.15547608

>>15547601
>Jubjub
>teaching
I like tittybirbs but still.

>> No.15547610
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15547610

What sound do a yetis make? Do they growl?

>> No.15547611

>>15547608
She's an ascended Jubjub

>> No.15547614

>>15547607
But then she's not a maid.

>> No.15547615

>>15547610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmw4lzjEqD8

>> No.15547616

>>15547577

Is that Akantor?

>> No.15547618

>>15547607
But Anon, you can't even save yourself.

>> No.15547620

>>15547610
Something simian like.

>> No.15547622

>>15547614
A maid can still be dominant.

>> No.15547625

>>15547614
She takes care of her master so she's a maid! No other maid could replace her from taking care if her lovely master!

>> No.15547627

>>15547610
Is that a cropped Yeti? Whats with the old 4chan filename, I've never seen it before.

Explain now Anon!

>> No.15547629

>>15547610
Space fungi noises.

>> No.15547631
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>>15547618

>> No.15547635

>>15547622
>>15547625
But that's a mistress.

>> No.15547638

>>15547635
A mistress doesn't do housework nor does she cook

>> No.15547641

>>15547635
No, it's still a maid.
She cooks, she cleans, she does the laundry and handles all the typical maid duties, but at the same time she controls his diet, how he dresses, when he goes to sleep and when he wakes up and so on and so forth.

>> No.15547642

>>15547615
Those are Selkie noises!

>>15547627
The other part of the image is nude Yuki-onna tits which the jannies wouldn't like to see

>> No.15547643

>>15547641
Sounds like a bad maid.

>> No.15547650

>>15547635
>>15547643

ITT: People who haven't watched read Tsukihime

Just because you're their master doesn't mean they can't dominate you.

>> No.15547653

>>15547629
Like that fridge from Cowboy Bebop?

>> No.15547656

>>15547616
Yep.

>> No.15547657

>>15547650
>the master of someone else
>being dominated by his subordinates
That's not how stuff works, may as well say you're not gay after having sex with a guy
>inb4 roman rules

>> No.15547662

>>15547653
Seriously guys. When something expires please throw it out

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>>15547656

>Waifuing a monster from MH

>> No.15547674

>>15547670
Are you a mobile poster?

>> No.15547680

>>15547657
She cooks your food, washes your clothes, helps relieve your stress. You might be her master but you need her.

>> No.15547681
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15547681

Aunties are for

>> No.15547689
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>>15547680
Gods are not dependent on their supplicants, supplicants are dependent on their gods.

>> No.15547697

>>15547674

My computer died and I don't have the money to fix/replace it, so I'm stuck on a fone.

>> No.15547698

>>15547681
That's clearly a granny.

>> No.15547701

>>15547689
>Gods are not dependent on their supplicants
Not according to a shitload of fiction.

>> No.15547702

>>15547698
OK

Grannies are for

>> No.15547703

>>15547689
>Magna Carta
>Hitler vs. the Nazi Bureaucracy
>Athenian demagogues

Oh wait, you're a disgusting maledom faggot.

>>15547702
I want the gapkikes to leave.

>> No.15547704

>>15547670
Who was Pepe?

>> No.15547705

>>15547701
Are we really going there?

>> No.15547708

>>15547702
tossing to the Sabbath and then maybe dicking cause old ladies are gross.

>> No.15547709

>>15547705
Going where?
In a great deal of settings and traditional mythologies, gods are dependent on their worshipers.

>> No.15547713

>>15547670
Have you seen how cute Zinogre looks in a wedding dress? How can you not marry that?

>> No.15547717

>>15547681
Asking out on a date, bonding closer together, doing activities together with, and having passionate sex with after your relationship has been built on strong romantic chemistry/ shared interest in each other and shared likes. Also since she's too old to have kids, I can give her all my cum without having to worry about pregnancy,which is the best thing ever when it comes to having sex with any monster girl.

>> No.15547719

>>15547709
>going where
A stupid argument about shit that doesn't matter or has even been proven to exist. It's like powerlevel shit, stupid pointless fanboyism and I'm not going to indulge you.

>> No.15547723

>>15547709
>traditional mythologies, gods are dependent on their worshipers.

But this is wrong. The Trojan War was people getting fucked up because of their gods. Aztecs pulled out people's beating hearts because otherwise their gods would destroy the world. Osiris got Isis to put him back together, he didn't need his worshipers to do fuck all. It doesn't matter of you believe in God or not, you're going to be judged by him, not the other way around.
Too much Neil Gaiman, not enough Golden Bough my friend.

>>15547719
>local internet troll not so tough after someone mentions religion

>> No.15547728

>>15547723
>reverse troll mad after he couldn't start shit

>> No.15547733

>>15547709
>>15547723
Stop.

>> No.15547735

>>15547723
Oh and by the way, kudos on missing the reference.

>> No.15547737

How would I be able to find a yandere maid and what am I supposed to do if I find her?

>> No.15547738
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15547738

>>15547719
Okay, I seriously don't understand what's going on or what the vitriol is about.

>> No.15547747

God I hate weekend threads.

>> No.15547753

>>15547747
People are allowed to enjoy things you don't like, deal with it

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bigchuffs

>> No.15547761

>>15547737
Let her find you, and let her love you.

>>15547753
I don't see how vehement arguments can be a person's hobby.

>> No.15547768

>>15547747
It's almost over, Jim.

>> No.15547769

>>15547753
(you)

>> No.15547774

>>15547737
A good yandere kiki is hard to find. If the option of being born into a family with meidos that have known you from the time you were a cute lil Anon isn't possible, the most popular course of action is a recruitment drive.
Sit your potential maids down and ask them a few questions.
>Are they the jealous type?
>Just how far does a maid go in looking after their master?
>Do they have any genetic predisposition to heart shaped pupils?
If they pass this round, you've found a potential keeper. Offer the remaiding kikis an internship. Soon their love for you will blossom into the beautiful flower of yandere.
We take no responsibility for any loss of property, maids, life and vehicular connivence as a result of having a house staffed entirely by yandere kikis

>> No.15547778

>>15547758
This is Dans artwork isn't it? I'm surprised he's still kicking.

>> No.15547780

>>15547768
I wish, meanwhile no kikimora to sit on my lap and reassure me how I could totally murder the pigs I don't like.

>> No.15547790

>>15547768
>Saturday evening
We have an entire day to go.

>> No.15547792

>>15547753
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.15547802

>>15547780
>Post something
>People shit on it
>"Whatever, ain't that big a deal"
>The Kikimora that was in your lap says she's going to take care of the laundry while you head out to the garage
>As soon as she hears you leave, she sits down and gets to typing
>Come back a few hours later
>Find out she shitposted so hard that not only have you been permanently banned, your entire country has been range banned
>She's sitting there with the smuggest, proudest smile she can muster

>> No.15547806

>>15547802
I always knew that girl was half emu.

>> No.15547812
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15547812

It's a slow night, so let's talk about something fun.

Everyone likes seeing Monster Girls from their neck of the woods. I mean, it's only natural to like seeing things you're familiar with get recognition. KC himself seems to agree with all the Japanese Monster Girls.

So, let's say KC approached you one day and said he'd do a few Monster Girls of your choice, but they have to be ones from where you live, with the broadest area being your country. But you get bonus points the more you narrow it down. So you could make it America, but props if you narrow it down to The South, or, say, North Carolina.

To qualify, it needs to be a Monster Girl based off of

>A cryptid/myth/legend from the area
>An animal or plant found only (or mainly) in the area
>A fictional (Public Domain) creation made by someone living in the area

You get the idea. So what Monster Girls from where you live would you want KC to make?

>> No.15547824

>>15547812
A Cougar cougar.
I don't want anything else.

>> No.15547828

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, relax and scratch behind the ears of a werekitten.

>> No.15547830

>>15547802
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say or who you're saying it to.

>> No.15547837

>>15547806
I bet her grandmother has some wicked war stories

>> No.15547838

>>15547812
>Florida
this is going to be easy:
1. Manatee girl
2. Alligator/ crocodile girl
3. Manta ray girl
4. blue heron girl

>> No.15547846

>>15547774
>>15547774
So do I take in a girlfriend to the house after I recruit them?

>> No.15547851

>>15547812
There's not much interesting from my state.

>> No.15547852
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>>15547812
Fun fact, more than half of all supposed sightings of Tasmanian Tigers since they went extinct have been in Western Australia. There's even been photographs taken.

Just make her shy, incestuous and able to get on surprisingly well with were-sheep. Add in some of those thick eyebrows everyone and KC will have a run for his money.

>> No.15547854

>>15547851
Then study your state and get pride.

Tell me your state Anon.

>> No.15547858

>>15547854
There's tax free shopping.

>> No.15547865

>>15547858
So that's Alaska, Delaware, New Hampshire, Montana, or Oregon.

I really hope it's not Alaska because that'd be an easy state to make Monster Girls for.

The New England area has potential for Monster Girls since they have plenty of history to them, as well as plenty of solid fiction and creative writers from the area.

I'm not too familiar with Montana or Oregon, but there has to be interesting wildlife, or Native American legends, or local legends.

>> No.15547868

>>15547812
>California
>Rattlesnakes
>Moles
>Coyotes
So much for the bonus points. Either it's a worthless variety, or something that's already been done. Not unless you want a skunk girl or something...

>> No.15547871

>>15547812
Ojou-sama type crane girls
그슨대 which are youkai who look like little girls and are representative of the dark. They hate light and love eggplants
금돼지 which are hyper-intelligent pig/human hybrids
우렁각시 which is a river snail transformed into a beautiful woman with yandere tendencies
I guess kumihos count too

>> No.15547874

>>15547865
But Delaware is really boring.

>> No.15547876

>>15547871
You're that Korean fellow aren't you.

>> No.15547877
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>>15547812
I live in Washington state half the year, and Alaska the other half. KC has already made several MGs from my area.

>Bigfoot
Self explanatory, as bigfoot has always been likened to Yetis. We already know how cuddly and warm Yeti girls are. KC has already made these.

>Wendigo
Local to where I live in northern Alaska, I could only hope that they dont drive me to madness before eating the flesh off my bones. KC has already made these as well.

>Blakely Beast
A local legend from my island in Washington, its described as a 7-8 foot tall black, anorexic silhouette, that typically squats like a frog when not jumping through the trees. I have no fucking clue what It would be like as a hot girl, but hopefully sex crazy.

>> No.15547878

>>15547871
>river snail transformed into a beautiful woman with yandere tendencies

You ever think about fucking those periwinkles Park?
I do. A lot.

>> No.15547879

>>15547876
There was a korean in the thread?

>> No.15547880

>>15547812
Flaming dullahan centaur.

>> No.15547881

>>15547812
Ohio would have shortstack Mucus Toads I guess.

>> No.15547882

>>15547812
The only Cryptids I could find from Washington were the Flying Jellyfish and the Northwest Tree Octopus.
So I guess a big booty Jellyfish girl that can float through the air and a Scylla that lives in forests and snatches boys from above.

>> No.15547884

>>15547879
Yeah, he namefagged at one point to.
Though, I wonder if he's the same fellow that drew those OC mofu monstergirl profiles as the there was a Gingitsune among them.

>> No.15547889

>>15547882
>In early August, the U.S. Air Force conducted a series of live bombing exercises off the coast of Washington. Someone (no one seems to know who) suggested bombs had exploded in the middle of schools of jellyfish, blowing them into bits and launching the fragments into the atmosphere. These pieces were small enough to float along in the clouds until they came down in rainstorms.

Horrifying.

>> No.15547891

>>15547884
What a fag

>> No.15547895

>>15547891
Nah he was pretty cool.

>> No.15547900

>>15547868
We could probably go coastal or something too. Whale mermaid? Lobster mermaid that keeps "growing" until she dies so grannies put holstaurs to shame?

I want to see what Kc would do with a totem girl, though that's definitely a Washington thing.

>> No.15547908

How would you feel if you lived in a world where the gender ratio was highly skewed towards monstergirls? Where the male:female ration is about 1:100 or even higher.
I would try to find a yandere or a strong powerful ojou sama to protect me from the hordes or desperate rapey women

>> No.15547912
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.15547915

>>15547812
I'm North Carolina, so I'd be looking for

>Venus Fly Trap
I only recently found out that Venus Fly Traps are native only to a tiny area on the border of North and South Carolina. It's kinda weird to think something as iconic as that is found only in your area. Also KC needs to do more Plant girls.

>Cotton
It works a little better then a Tobacco Monster Girl, and more plant girls would be nice. And more soft plant girls is nice. They could be mature ara aras to contrast Barometz.

>Buccaneer
Since Black Beard both lived and died in North Carolina, you could finally have Pirate Girls. And if Pharaohs can be Monster Girls, I don't see anything wrong with undead pirate girls.

>Tlanuwa
Cherokee monster that's a giant bird with steel wings. Basically Skarmory. And I'd a Skarmory Harpy girl.

>Uktena
Rival of the above girl, a mean spirited snake with wings and horns. And fancy crystals in their scales. A haughty ojou-sama rival Lamia to the metalhead Harpy would be great.

I tried to think of some Ghost Girls since there are a shitton of ghost stuff in the state, but couldn't think of anything. I considered putting Wizard of Oz characters because of the Theme Park here, but decided against it since Kansasfags need every girl they can get.

>> No.15547916

>>15547908
Honestly I'd either get settled down with a monstergirl or end up a prostitute.
Or potentially end up with a harem.

>> No.15547917

>>15547891
Hey senpai if you're korean could you translate all the side novels that KC has made? They were all translated in korean on sadpanda.

>> No.15547918

>>15547908
Depends on how the MG work. In all likelihood I'd probably just try to shack up quick to have someone's scent on me at least, presuming the girls are something close to MGE style.

>> No.15547919

>>15547908
>>15547916
>>15547918
In a world skewed that hard you'd probably be state property.

>> No.15547920

>>15547908
Thats the end game for monstergirls anyway right? If monstergirls can only birth more monstergirls, then we would slowly run out of men. Even more so, if they were corrupting human women into monstergirls.

Monstergirls are literally their own worst enemy.

>> No.15547921
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How do we teach dum- I mean out of touch Dragons about economics?

>> No.15547922

>>15547908
>not going out in completely slutty clothes
>not intentionally acting innocent and naive about all the stares you get
>not running to the nearest yandere looking girl with pleading eyes asking her to protect you
>not witnessing the bloodbath that happnes afterwards
Worth it

>> No.15547924

Dang, plenty of people living in washington state around here too. I suppose you do something with the Cadborosarus, a sea monster in a somewhat similar vein to Loch Ness

>> No.15547926

>>15547919
More like you'd be legally compelled to have a big harem. Not that I'd mind.

>> No.15547927

>>15547919
Oh my, would I be milked daily by a machine? What would happen if I was state property?

>> No.15547928

>>15547915
>Buccaneer
You best start believing in rape ships, boy. You're on one.

>> No.15547932

https://youtu.be/mdl67r29tQA?t=15m52s

What if we had a Gerbelgek MG?

>> No.15547933

>>15547908
Lower that ratio to 0:100

>> No.15547938

>>15547933
>yuri
Or do you mean being the last man on earth?

>> No.15547940

>>15547920
Demon Lord's endgame is having monster girls able to birth Incubi as well. Chief God's in the way.

>> No.15547944

>>15547926
Or you'd be cummunal property

>> No.15547947

>>15547944
I don't know why, but the idea of city states of monstergirls all with one husband popped into my head.
That'd be an interesting setting if nothing else. Monstergirls gathering around men whose fetishes match them and forming small isolated governments.

>> No.15547951

>>15547947
I want to be the cute prince of the yandere kingdom

>> No.15547954

>>15547940
But if there's only Incubi, and only monstergirls, and no human mana, then whats the point?

>> No.15547958

>>15547947
>>15547951
So Towergirls but with Princes instead.

Which means Boy Princess would now be Girl Princess?

>> No.15547961

>>15547954

Don't incubi produce both spirit and demonic energy?

>> No.15547962

>>15547958
>male yandere
Frankly disgusting

>> No.15547964

>>15547958
No, more entire cities are built around a massive harem and one man.
Some human girls would be kept uncorrupted so that the city state's future can continue by trading them with other city states for new boys. In this way with enough time the human race's numbers can be properly re-established.

>> No.15547976

>>15547954
Incubi produce spirit energy just like human men (because they are human men, just with DE superpowers.)

>> No.15547979

>No reality warping powers to right the wrongs of MGE

>> No.15547985

>>15547979
>you will never be mindbroken by a reality warping monster

>> No.15547995

If our writers where actually in a MG library. the book would probably gain dust

>> No.15548008

http://exhentai.org/g/956200/85018a9508/
>Accidentally turning your childhood friend into a monster girl

>> No.15548010

>>15547995
Why?
Because they wouldn't like our crap or because the internet exists?

>> No.15548021

>>15548008
>starts lactating due to her desire to get impregnated
Nice.

>> No.15548024

>>15547995
I figure 'My Brother Can't Be This Cute' or 'I Was A Hikki Neet and Now A Cute Boy Is My Househusband??!!' Would be much more popular and much more smeared with mystery fluids

>> No.15548034

>>15548024
Don't we have a few stories that fit into that niche? We do tend to write from the male's perspective for obvious reasons though.

>> No.15548040

>>15548034
Monstergirls wouldn't particulalrly like reading from a male perspective. That's why they're unpopular

>> No.15548042
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>>15547274
>>15547298
>>15547322
All medical staff is perfectly fine with fucking their patients because they are their husbands, and they send them there on a regular basis.

>> No.15548051

>>15548040
There will probably be the odd weirdo that finds our stuff interesting

>> No.15548062

>>15548042
>You'll never be in a hospital recovering from a car accident and eventually make a full recovery rather quickly due to the advances in medical science monstergirls helped create.
>You'll never be "raped" in your hospital bed by the Manticore nurse that's been watching over you.
>There'll never be a wedding ceremony the next day as you leave the hospital fully recovered with a blushing Manticore wife in a bridal carry.
Damn it, why?

>> No.15548063

>No kunoichi what learns a clusterfuck of powers from ninja fiction to be the ultimate demon ninja

>> No.15548083

Jellyfish, the slimes of the sea!
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ArbuzBudesh/440005/Monster-wheel.-Jellyfish

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>>15548062
Because rape is an immoral act heavy looked down upon in post-Contact War society, the hospital's staff is a team of thorough and professional specialists dedicated to their job, the hospital's administration heavily reprimands those who do such acts, it is illegal according to the Peace Treaty of Lescatie signed during the Convention of 2177, you can't rape the willing, and the stereotype that manticores are heartless raping machines is as false as it is insulting.

Now apologize to the young manticore nurse who just graduated with honors from nursing school for even suggesting that she would do such a thing to you.

>> No.15548122

>>15547995
>Implying they wouldn't look upon our works as some strange, mystic, almost prophetic meme magic
>Implying our writefags wouldn't be revered as sages and hunted down and husbando'd
I mean put yourself in their shoes. Something as unlikely as convergence or alternate dimensions linking or whatever happens, you head in only to find some people there had predicted you, written about you, when they shouldn't even know about you

>> No.15548126

>>15548120
Did you not notice the quotation marks around rape? Roleplay is a thing mang.

>> No.15548131

>>15548122
If one of our writings becomes reality I will be shitscared

>> No.15548132

>>15548131
I wouldn't mind living in my world. The modern one is pretty mundane at least.

>> No.15548140

>>15548062
>>15548120
Wouldn't manticores make very poor nurses? They're over-sized paws make holing tools/ instruments difficult due to lack of dexterity( also their tails can't be use due to it being very unhygienic). Also those spines could hurt someone and the venom inside could cause allergic reactions and complications during medical procedures. Maybe i'm wrong about this but also they seem very untrustworthy and likely to take advantage of injuries to assault you(reminder trust with a doctor or nurse is very important to have).

>> No.15548143
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>>15547812
Far northern Ontario, Hudson's Bay area, Attawapiskat reservation. Grew up around there before moving to the Algonquin park region.

A different version of Wendigos are already done and Manitou would be hard to give a definite shape, so how about ermines?

They're adorable little weasels that shift from brown to white with the seasons and eat mice. I imagine they'd be feisty and sort of violent, but have a very soft and girly side. Their furs were once very valuable for rich ladies too, so they might be very fashion-conscious since they change their looks with the seasons.

That or dire moose.

>> No.15548146

>>15548140
They're mostly there to look pretty and administer anesthetic. If there's one thing Manticores are good with, it's needles.

>> No.15548148

>>15548140
>they seem very untrustworthy and likely to take advantage of injuries to assault you
That's speciesist!

>> No.15548154

>>15548146
You make a good point sir, I guess when you can produce free needles for the hospital and act as eye candy to attract more business you get the job.
>>15548148
Nah I'm not that type of person, I just like to make sure when I get injured i'm cared for by trusted people and not being eye candy for various monster girls to take advantage of.

>> No.15548158

>>15548143
>dire moose
Jesus christ how horrifying.

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>>15548126
>"N-No Anon! Rape is bad, and nothing to joke about!"
>"I would never rape you, and I never will!"
>"N-Now take your medicine! I have to make you're you drink it before going on my break."

>>15548140
>"S-Stop it! Stop saying those things!"

>> No.15548170

>>15548158
No kidding. Just a couple weeks ago I heard about someone getting their shit wrecked by an abnormally large, strangely coloured, angry moose. There wasn't much left of him after, either.

Man, even a normal moose can fuck up a car and survive it. I've even heard of smaller cars getting flipped. The stories of angry animal spirits are seeming more and more true lately.

>> No.15548178

>>15548162
Just making sure you aren't going to try any funny business on my or harm me, after all I came here to get better not worse. I got to know that the nurse healing me is someone trusting and not ones of those girls that tries to use these places to get what they want regardless of the patient's consent/ condition. As long as you show yourself to be a good person to me, I'll do the same to you.

>> No.15548186

>>15547908
Fuck all them, I'll just marry my dog!

>> No.15548191

>>15547954
Incubi produce mana, probably even much more and of better quality than regular humans.

>> No.15548192

Manticores are generally untrustworthy

>> No.15548193
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>>15547758
Will someone shut off that alarm clock?
BECAUSE IT'S TIGER TIME!!!

>> No.15548194

>>15548192
No, you can trust with 100% certainty that they will rape you until you break. It's Cheshires who you're thinking about.

>> No.15548195

>>15548186
Wagging kobold.tiff

>> No.15548197

>>15548178
That's much more understandable, but please don't tease the staff like that. We can't have them furiously masturbating during their work shifts. It's unsanitary and completely unprofessional.

>> No.15548199

>>15548143
A trillium girl would be nice. Just a dryad sort of thing with white flowers all over, who has mild healing abilities and a very delicate constitution.

Trillium roots are a mild antiseptic and have some painkilling abilities. A gentle, kind healing plant girl with fragile petals sounds cute.

>> No.15548200

>>15547812
>no Jersey Devil girl that's just basically a ganguro Succubus

>> No.15548201

>>15548195
Yes, exactly! Gonna marry a Kobold and have a baby!

>> No.15548205

>>15548192
Can't certain members of all monster girl species be classified as this? While yes there are those that will assault you and make you want to never leave home, but also you have those that want to form actually relationships with you and truly love you. i myself hope to overcome this fear of the scary monster girls and find one to from a strong relationship based on shared likes/ strong chemistry.

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>>15548193
Ridiculously strong tough girls in situations of grave vulnerability, physical or emotional is, and will always be, muh fetish.

>> No.15548208

>>15547812
>live in Virginia
>nothing special but ghost stories and bigfoot sightings
I wouldn't mind getting down with a Confederate ghost girl however.

>> No.15548211

>>15548197
It wasn't intended to tease them, why would it be considered teasing and cause them to masturbate? I don't want them getting fired over nothing and I will make sure to do nothing to make them feel bad about themselves.

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>>15548193

>> No.15548213
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>>15547812
Southern BC, Canada. We don't really have anything that's exclusive to our province, but a Canada Lynx girl would be cool to see. They're mainly found across Canada, as well as in Alaska and some northern States of the US.

Alternatively, there's a mythical creature called the Ogopogo, or Naitaka, a giant sea serpent in Okanagan lake.

>> No.15548218

>>15547812
France doesn't have much in the way of monsters

>Gargantuan
Basically a giant that roams the land to protect it, there is also some weird story about taking it's bone marrow

>Mélusine
A human sized fairy that builds churches and other buildings but never finishes them, she also carries many stone tablets and often drops some of them
There is also a thing about her needing Man to reach salvation
This one has a lot of potential

>Le Cheval Bayard
Some kind of fairy horse, I'm not interested

>The entire mythology surrounding King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table
The Lady of the Lake could easily be a profile, but that's it
I wonder if it wouldn't feel too forced if each knight had a monster girl version

>> No.15548220

>>15547812
The only things of note I see for my state is a vampiric bird-dragon called the Snallygaster and an off brand Loch Ness Monster called Chessie

>> No.15548231

>>15548220
>Chessie
It's like they weren't even trying.

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>>15548211
>why would it be considered teasing and cause them to masturbate?
Just suggesting being raped by her tail pussy is enough to get them flustered.
Add to that the stress of her job, being pent up from long shifts working a the hospital, her general inexperience with men born from long nights of studying at medical school to obtain good grades when she could have gone out clubbing with her friends, her taught morals and culture suppressing her horny nature as a monster girl and manticore and you have a cocktail of lust ready to explode at the tiniest bit of teasing.

>> No.15548295

>>15548284
>Just suggesting being raped by her tail pussy is enough to get them flustered.
What about suggesting getting raped by her pussy pussy?

>> No.15548302

>>15548295
anon thats how you get made a husband.

no there is no way out of that, its state enforced.

>> No.15548305

>>15548284
So I see, well that's good to know and i'll make sure that me treating the nurse nicely will not be seen as teasing. I just don't want neither of us causing trouble to the other that we'll regret and lead to her having ore stress piled on to her as I imagine her job not being easy. Poor girl must get tired from working such long hours, hope she makes sure to get plenty of rest before work. Also, I would like not being assaulted/ raped, it's not my thing and she'll end up regretting it f she does it.

>> No.15548311

>>15548302
I'm going to ask that cute Manticore with glasses to envelop me. She seems like someone I'd like to marry, I just hope she isn't already!

>> No.15548348

>>15547812
Taniwha Girl.

Great big shark demon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taniwha

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>>15547921
Thank you for shopping at Snekmart!

>> No.15548357

>>15548351
Very cute. The thumbnail made her tail look like the outsine of her tits and I though she had grotesque cowtits, but it all turned out well in the end.

>> No.15548360

>>15548357
Your one-stop shop for all your needs!

>> No.15548363

>>15548360
What if my need is a wife?

>> No.15548370

>>15548351
How much for the snek?

>> No.15548385

>>15548363
One
Stop

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>>15548363

I'm sure her supplier with the local guild of merchants and traders can hook you up.

Guaranteed to meet your value or your yen back!

You see, I just learned that "yen" is a Chinese to English loanword taken from opium addiction that can also mean "desire" or "craving"

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>>15548363

I'm sure her supplier with the local guild of merchants and traders can hook you up.

Guaranteed to meet your value or your yen back!

You see, I just learned that "yen" is a Chinese to English loanword taken from opium addiction that can also mean "desire" or "craving"

>> No.15548403

>>15548357
>grotesque cowtits

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>>15548370
Sneks should never be on sale

>> No.15548409

>>15548385
But who does she sell me?

>> No.15548413

>>15548400
I want to buy a Tanuki

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>>15548408
I'd pay anything for a chuuni Whitesnake childhood friend, though. I wish I had a Shirohebi stalker so I could pay a Mindflayer to insert memories of having been together forever into both our heads.

>> No.15548417

>>15548413
In Zipangu, Tanuki buy you!

>> No.15548421

>do more shitty story writing instead of working on shitty profile
>by page 240 start to wonder if Sandworms can be summoned through bells and whistles

Would they be able to hear stuff like that? Or am I just getting nowhere here?

>> No.15548424

>>15548414
You should read (or reread) that story about the chuuni shirohebi

Shirohebi were made to be bullied

>> No.15548434

>>15548413
How much does it cost to buy and own a Tanuki?

>> No.15548438

>>15548421
MGE sandworms can be summoned by whatever you want.

The ones in Dune, probably not. They didn't go raging at every wind through a rock formation. It was the rhythmic footsteps of a long walk at minimum.

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>>15548434
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Just wait for one to take an interest in you, cuntpeg.

>> No.15548462

>>15548438
I was thinking the bell or whistle played in a way that they find REALLY appealing and rush over to the source. I don't think they'd care about anything else or treat any loud noise like the Sonic drowning theme.

Either way, just a thought is all. I have a little too many thoughts these days while writing.

>> No.15548482

>>15548421
>Would they be able to hear stuff like that?
No. High frequencies are shit for travelling through the ground. Sand would absorb it. If you want to summon a sandwurm through sound you need something like a fuckhueg gong, so big that the vibrations are below human hearing.

>> No.15548497

>>15548482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvFcBr6cBP0

Something like this I would imagine

>> No.15548506

>>15548482
I'm sure you can get away with using a small bell or whistle if it's a fantasy setting, seeing as how physics in general can be outright ignored through magic on a daily basis.

>> No.15548513

My Wurm is my princess

>> No.15548515

>No dragon with a love for over dramatic entrances and exits

>> No.15548522

Be a king
then you have a excuse to stay at home and fuck you wife all day!

>> No.15548524

>>15548506
Ye but not only is that lazy it's incredibly boring on a fantastical level. You're much better standing on a platform with a lever at tal las a man in the middle of a desert. And below the platform and the thin surface of sandy earth is an enormous hollowed out cavern. The mechanism leads to a bell under the ground that is large enough to fit a palace inside of it. It takes a straight half hour for the mechanism to haul the huge bell to the point where it can let go, and throughout this process there are a bunch of tiny rumbles. Then the mechanism lets go, and the bell falls, it's building sized mallet striking the side and sending out such a powerful blast the earth shakes and its comparable to a small earthquake. Sound travels throughout the earth for leagues, confusing lesser beings like snakes, and stirring the things that sleep below the earth, calling the sandwurms to the surface.

Not something to be used lightly, I could only imagine it would ever be allowed to happen in times of war or great peril.

>> No.15548532

>>15548513
She's a dumb princess

>> No.15548544

>>15548524
>ancient desert doomsday device
>used in this era to pick up an exotic date

>> No.15548549

>>15548462
It entirely depends on their range of hearing, the frequencies used, and the amount of power behind it.

Like say they have an average magically boosted sensitivity equal to about what a fish would have in water (still magnitudes more than real physics would give). High frequencies still wouldn't travel for shit through the ground. There's a reason elephants use foot stomps as poor mans morse code across vast distances instead of trumpeting. Even dune referenced this sort of phenomena with the thumpers to get worms.

It could be an enchanted flute that's calling out to sandworms with magic instead of sound. Sound could just a byproduct and helps guide the spell of the player. It could be that playing the flute causes some kind of other desert plant or animal to resonate with the song with low tones and those are what propagates through the sand.

Any which way you swing it though, you're going to need more explanation than "A guy plays and they just like the sound." You need something to account for the discrepancy.

>> No.15548557

What would do you do if you had a super clingy succubus following you around?

>> No.15548562

>>15548557
Nothing. Clingy girls are the best.

>> No.15548565
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15548565

>But Daaaaaad~! Valesessethine gets to have ice cream for supper!
Your daughteru is making unreasonable demands again.

>> No.15548571

>>15548524
Overly complicated but still feasible mechanisms are still pretty boring, and seem like a big waste when you can inscribe simple runes onto a bell to make it do the same things for 1/9999 the effort.
Really, what's the point of a fantasy setting with magic if you just resort to things that can be done in reality? Then again, fantasy and reality are what you wish it to be, so being a badass man with a thunderous earthshaking gong in a setting where magi can summon golems big enough to flip mountains is still acceptable.

>> No.15548577

>>15548565
She can have some ice cream after she's finished cleaning her hoard. She's barely even started collecting treasure and it's all over the place, how's she going to handle her riches when she's older if she doesn't learn now?

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>>15548557
Kiss her every time I spot her.

That'll teach her not to stalk me

>> No.15548586

>>15548571
>do the same things for 1/9999 the effort.
Because that is the very essence of interesting, right? Cheap shortcuts.
Anachronism aide, what would have grabbed you more. The huge signal fires in the lighting of the beacons in LotR, or a dude standing there with a fog torch, waving it in the air?
>Overly complicated but still feasible mechanisms are still pretty boring
I think you just have backwards priorities

>> No.15548589

>>15548571
Not the guy you're responding to but magic is shit if it's easy or simple. To keep it's awe, you need to make it difficult so people use it sparingly and only when necessary. That way when you see a big ass rune covered bell, you know some top level wizard shit was going on.

Interestingly, most old real world pagan magic follows this sort of thing. You have to do something at an exact certain time of the year or with certain rare ingredients or sacrifices or what have you.

>> No.15548592

>>15548583
Minami is pure dammit.

>> No.15548593

>>15548565
And Val is going to grow up to be a fatty, just like her mom. Her momma so fat, her tits have their own hoard.

>> No.15548601

>>15548593
Don't be dissing the nipple bling.

>> No.15548614

>>15548593
Now I'm wondering what yo momma jokes would be like with MGs. I would try and come up with one but it is too early in the morning for me to be witty.

>> No.15548615

>>15548557
Is she constantly holding onto my arm or being touchy-feely? Then no, because >>15548562
Otherwise, I'd tell her to go the whole way or fuck off. I ain't having any of that wishy-washy crap.

>> No.15548616

>>15548565
Yes, but then you'll end up a fatty and no one wants a fat dragon.
Well, I did marry your mother but thats besides the point.

>> No.15548617

>>15548583
Just who is this pure display of womanhood? She looks so beautiful and robust. Plus I want to motorboat THE FUCK outta those tits while I'm impregnating her.

>> No.15548625

>>15548592
You and I both know that's not true.

She's a very cute and sexy succubutt pretending to be a human idol

>> No.15548632

>>15548586
>cheap
Considering it would take knowledge of runes it wouldn't exactly be a cheap shortcut, but it would certainly be much more practical and less costly.
And since their effects could be roughly the same, using the comparison on the one LotR scene and a fog torch is highly inadequate for a comparison.

>> No.15548636

>>15548191
>monstergirl falls in love with you out of the blue
>is impelled towards you because your SE is compatible with hers
>live happy life together
>incubus comes along
>his SE also is compatible, but his is higher quality and produced in greater quantities
>your monstergirl tries to resist, but their list for spirit energy is the single most powerful thing in KC's world
>ends up being mindbroken by the incubus

Picking these holes apart in KC's setting and bitching about it can be surprisingly fun sometimes.

>> No.15548640

>>15548625
Anon no. I just had a dream last night about meeting a group of Succubi who posed as an all girl punk band. Yes I did fuck them.

>> No.15548643

>>15548632
>LotR scene and a fog torch is highly inadequate for a comparison.
How so? I mean, you obviously assume both are just as visible as the other

>> No.15548646

>>15548632
>but it would certainly be much more practical and less costly.

Not necessarily, especially since getting and hiring somebody that knows magic may be a hell of a lot more expensive than just getting the local bronze guild to work on one big project. A giant bell is actually less complicated than the giant bronze statues people made in the classical period.

And if it's anything like the DnD crafting requirements for wizards, the poor bastard would have to spend at minimum fifty thousand gold in materials and a couple years of his life to make the magical object.

>> No.15548648

>>15548632
Except you haven't defined how hard it is to learn these "runes", and in fact you haven't defined them at all.
Your entire argument is literally just "meh, I don't need to think about it, just make magic do it."
And when someone asks you how the magic works, its underlying mechanism, you're saying "It just works."

>> No.15548650

>>15548648
This is the major issue. A magic system doesn't play by nature's laws but it plays by some kind of laws. Those have to be established by the author to have any kind of consistent universe.

>> No.15548651

>>15548636
That falls apart when you realise that relationship with a a monster girl would also turn you into an incubus and that incubi can only be created through prolonged relationships so they're all taken already.

>> No.15548652

>>15548565
Only if she eats her vegetables

>>15548515
>Dragon waifus is waiting excitedly in bed.
>The room is all dark, besides that dim, red light coming from the door.
>Fog starts spreading out and sex jazz starts playing.
>There I am, leaning against the wall, looking at with her bed eyes and a seductive smile.
>She already made a pool with her love juices.

>> No.15548654

>>15548651
Never mind, didn't fully read the reply chain. Heat and poor sleep is killing my mind.

>> No.15548658

It happened /mgt/. I had a dream where I was with my monster waifu and I was posting here.

It's finally over for me.

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>"fox", Anon.
>Our English designation, in turn sourced from the German one "fuchs"
>Hop back a step and it comes from "fuhsaz", where I would personally be a "fuhsinjō", or "female tailed one"
>And if you plunge into time like an eager hunter into a snowbank, you sink tooth on "puḱ-", a word denoting thick hair or a tail.
>So you see, for all your known history, fluffy tails have been part of us.
>As you will soon be, Anon.

>> No.15548661

>>15548652
I wonder if you leave a monstergirl aroused in a bathtub long enough, they can fill it up with their girl juice.
Obviously, they can produce an infinite amount of it at no cost to themselves, as doujins have taught us.

>> No.15548664

>>15548636
If you want to pick at holes, of which there are many, go read the fucking books.
>SE is compatible
It's not a case of compatibility. Se is like a fingerprint. You can't have a compatible fingerprint, it's either an identical match to yours i.e. yours, or she rejects it.

Like, niga, his biggest nono is NTR. you really think you'll find a hole there?

>> No.15548670

>>15548664
Absolutely. KC says NTR is impossible, and I'm glad as hell for that. But there's still all kinds of ways to pick apart loopholes and say, "but logically, it could totally happen here." Like it's impossible because he says so, but what he writes doesn't corroborate it 100%, if you get my meaning.

>> No.15548672

>>15548658
Quickly, tell us all where you live. Well come to your house and use the interstice that spawns from your subconscious mind to get our monstergirls.

>> No.15548673

>>15548661
It would take some time to fill it all up. If you don't get raped first that is.

>> No.15548676

>>15548515
Like Dr. Doom?
>LOOK UPON THE GRIM VISAGE OF DOOM!
>Can't you just go through the door?
>Through the door? Like a peasant?

>> No.15548677

>>15548670
Give an example.

>> No.15548679

>>15548661
Don't let the Tanuki catch on!
They'll take single MGs and leave them aroused in industrial farms to harvest their milk and juice.
It'll be the new soy; forcefully repurposed into low grade lubricant, mouthwash, solvent, food additive, irrigation liquid, and whatever else their crafty little minds can think of.

>> No.15548680

>>15548673
Tie them up in the bathtub with some Saw-like contraption that floats the key to their release within their reach, only once they've filled up enough of the bath.
Bonus points if you tease and deny them release, telling them they can have you only once they take that key for themselves.

>> No.15548682

>>15548648
Runes for the most part differ in how difficult they are to learn depending on the setting/mythos. By the end of the day though they are still just magically enchanted words/letters that grant effects to things thay are written/carved/inscribed onto.
>it just works
I haven't really stated that or bothered to go into further detail about magic's inner workings because I never really thought about a specific setting in the first place. Really, there's a hell of a lot of different explanations for these things, and the discission was more about "Why make a giant gong when you can make a small object with magical enchantments do the same effect?", not "Magic works because of magic".

>> No.15548689

>>15548677
Off the top of my head, I can't give a perfect example. Like you say, we'd have to read through the books, compare profiles, look for implications by omissions.

And to be honest, I don't want to even hypothetically encourage NTR. I'm still mad after Werewolf Classroom.

>> No.15548690

>>15548682
Because we aren't talking about using the gong/small object. We're talking about writing it into your story. And how as a device, a small magical object is cheap and lazy compared to a huge focal point with huge gravitas.

>> No.15548694

>>15548682
So you haven't even given an argument.
Someone said to use the gongs, you said "no use this instead", and when asked to define it, you've now just said, "I don't know how to define or give it parameters, but you should use it anyway".

>> No.15548695

>>15548680
Anything for an experiment. Monstergirls are such interesting creatures. Rest in peace, pelvis after she grabs the key.

>> No.15548702

>>15548679
That sounds cowgirl-mindbreak-doujin levels of questionably ethical. Like that factory in CoC I can barely remember.
Sneaking in to free and rescue the monstergirls would be interesting. Would they be grateful, horny, or just angry because you interrupted them from their eternal, blissful milking session?

>> No.15548703

>>15548659
As for all those tidbits, I'll take her word for it. Can't really argue with a being that can live for hundreds of years.
But what does she mean by that last line?

>> No.15548712

>>15548617
That's Minami from idolmaster

>> No.15548717
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I want to fugg a Mindflayer's tentacles.

>> No.15548730

We all have species we like, some of us even have waifus but we rarely think about what species of monster girls like us

What kind of monster girl would have you as their husbando?

>> No.15548733

>>15548730
I have no reason to assume anyone but the most desperate Matangos, Pot Devils or Devil Bugs would want me. I'm a horrible excuse for a human being and my crimes are without number.

>> No.15548737

>>15548730
Mindflayer, and she would probably toss me away after realizing how boring I am.

>> No.15548740

>>15548737
Nah, she'd jut rewrite your mind to suit her

>> No.15548749

>>15548740
That's actually a little comforting in a roundabout way.

>> No.15548750

>>15548730
>touchy-feely
>big muscles
>weird insertion fetishes
Probably Cyclops or something. Yetis would love getting hard hugs all day but it's have to be some mojo creature to allow me to rub my dick under her armpits and finish into her nose.

>> No.15548760

>>15548737
>>15548733
Monster girls don't think like that, you just need to be able to love to get husbando'd by one, and even if you can't love yet they'd help you learn how to love

I'm sure you'd both have dozens of monster girls fighting over you

>> No.15548761

>>15548730
That's a hard one. According to what I've heard, the fancy ones would think of me as a potential mate. But to be honest, I don't think I'm worthy of them.

>> No.15548763

>>15548730
Which MGs like guys who work long hours at their waifus expense?

>> No.15548765

>>15548760
Not likely, when you consider the fact that I actually ruined Oomukades for everyone forever

>> No.15548766

>>15548690
I already know how I'm going to write it in and explain it in the setting. Even if it's through magic, it's not some simple handwave like "it just works", "Magic doesn't follow regular laws of physics so it doesn't need explaining", and "Who the fuck cares?".
Really, I never once said I needed help writing it in. The whole "Gong vs bell" thing has gone from "why do X when you can do P", to "You haven't explained how things work in an undefined fantasy setting". You let cheshires slide with their teleporting despite needing precise calculations in order to not end up on the wrong continent or even the vacuum of space, yet you get all huffy over vague talk about runes in general being used? Calm down, you lot. You're seriously getting your jimmies rustled trying to discuss how magic works in a setting when I'm trying to talk about efficiency.
Sure, magic varies heavily based on the setting, and runes are no exception. Maybe you spend less on resources when going rune bell route, but maybe the old fart cnchanting it needs to take 20+ years to make it work once before needing to enchant it again? Or maybe it's a closely guarded secret belonging to a certain tribe of Girtablilu and they refuse to share? Maybe the gong would work TOO well, and attract so many it'll turn the nearby city into rubble, making the smaller bell a safer option? I wasn't trying to delve into finer details, but we could do that if you want to talk about things other than MGs.

>> No.15548768

>>15548730
I cross my fingers I've managed to be good otouto bait.

>> No.15548771

>>15548765
This is not the mindflayer guy, btw. I may be a lanky, boring waste of carbon, but at least I'm not Alp.

Wow, now I feel a lot better.

>> No.15548772

>>15548771
I know right? You can totally find love!

>> No.15548775

>>15548765
Don't worry Alp, I'll fix them when I come out of retirement. Never.

>> No.15548776

>>15548766
Sometimes I get the feeling that there are atleast a couple of the type of /tg/ grognards who get insanely butthurt about magic in these threads.

>> No.15548777

>>15546798
things that they regret.

>> No.15548778

>>15548730
That's a good question. I'd like to think that a Hakutaku or a Crow Tengu would be interested in me due to being a good student.
However, what I think will happen is I'll look out the window and find a bunch of Inari playing around in the pool in our back yard, since we have foxes living in the forest near our house.
One of them is going to spot me through the window, then all hell will break loose.

>> No.15548783
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>>15548775
Remember the last time someone tried to fix them?

>> No.15548787

>>15548783
Nope.

>> No.15548788

Ever wonder how a story would go if a different writer did it
Like if the moose saga was done by YBA for example

>> No.15548790

>>15548787
Well it didn't work out.

>> No.15548793

>>15548783
omukadaramadindong right?

>> No.15548798

>>15548793
Yeah, the Oomukadedodoochremon.

>> No.15548805

>>15548763
Kikimoras with a tragedy fetish

>> No.15548811

>>15548776
Most likely. Even then, runes are among the simplist things to understand.
>word with magic
>has effects when placed on things
>can be combined with other runes for greater or different effects
>put runes for "Sound", "Attract", and "Sandworm" onto bell/shoes/dick and do things until they swarm all over you like Dragons at a chocolate coin factory
Odin may have hung himself from a tree for forever to learn them, but nobody else had any real trouble using them or learning them. The only thing I can think of that makes them difficult is that they require a creative mind or their effects are lackluster compared to regular magic and very advanced human ingenuity.

>> No.15548814

>>15548730
I think I've got a few traits that would attract different types of monster girls.
>Lazy and like cuddling
Probably Weresheep or something clingy like Oomukade.
>Easily scared and worry about everything
Manticore or maybe a protective type of girl
>Don't like talking for extended periods of time
Kuuderes who don't care for small talk, maybe Mantis or Lich
I'd be okay with any of those.

>> No.15548816

>>15548788
There would be more cuck dads. Or was that Lantern?

>> No.15548818

>>15548788
That sounds dumb, let's not do that.

>> No.15548823

>>15548811
I personally headcannon runes as quick and versatile. Brutal and messy. Whereas actual magic is circles and formula and shit, and takes a fucking day to cast but you won't find a rune to drop a meteor on your enemies from a country away.

>> No.15548826

Vampire-Ojou who is dom outside of the bedroom but sub inside it

>> No.15548828

>>15548818
Okay, conversation B
Do you think theirs a lich out there that actually wants to do some non-sexy science?

>> No.15548831

>>15548828
>Lich
>anything but sexy
Pick one.

>> No.15548833

>>15548811
>>15548828

Runes are a written incantation. That's it. So it's less slapping some attributes on something and going about your business than a long ass spell you don't need to recite.

>> No.15548834

>>15547908
Extremely afraid and homicidal depending on the setting.

>> No.15548835

>>15548826
Boring and trite

>> No.15548836

>>15548831
Anything but sexy

>> No.15548838

>>15548828
Like sociopolitics?

>> No.15548839

>>15548730
For some reason dogs really like me. So I feel that going to the dog park in MGC would be a bad (good) decision on my part.

>> No.15548843

>>15548826
Add or swap out with dragon and you've got a deal

>> No.15548845

>>15548835
>He doesn't want to play 'Simon Belmont' to his Mistress' 'Dracula' with a whip in hand while she moans threw a ballgag fitted so her fangs are on display for teasing and bullying.

>> No.15548846

Kikimora maid who hates her master but can't live without his wonderful cock.

Has a pouty face when they have sex

>> No.15548847

>>15548828
>but she doesn't want to science, she wants to tinker with penises.

>> No.15548849

>>15547922
How the hell does a male dress slutty?

>> No.15548850

>>15548845
No, not really.

>> No.15548852

>>15548843
What about A Werewolfu, a Franken-chan, Death-chan, a Succubus and a Living Armor

>> No.15548853

>>15548846
Wasn't there a greentext like that done a while ago?

>> No.15548854

>>15548849
you don't want that question awnsered

>> No.15548856

>>15548730
Cats or laid back ones.
Maybe some of the nerdy ones as well.
I would definitely love the nerdy ones if they were chubby

>> No.15548857

>>15548826
Vampire-ojou who's a dom outside the bedroom and also inside it but gives you loving aftercare afterwards

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15548859

>>15548849
Like this.

>> No.15548860

>>15548853
Guess I missed it unfortunately. Sounds great though

>> No.15548861

>>15548853
Dunno but there was a story where the maid sleeping raped her master to degrade him.

>> No.15548864

>>15548856
Chubby nerd MGs are the best. The only thing better is if they hide their nerdiness behind a CC office lady exterior.

>> No.15548866

>>15548833
>Runes are a written incantation. That's it. So it's less slapping some attributes on something and going about your business than a long ass spell you don't need to recite.
That sounds pretty broken. How do you remedy the obvious balancing issues in your headcannon?

>> No.15548868

>>15548846
High class Kikimora lady, who has a male manservant, trying to resist her own nature in wanting to serve men.

>> No.15548871

>>15548864
Exactly.
I'd need one interested in Gundam for sure.
Much cuddling and giving of snacks would follow be she weresheep, werewolf, a nekomata, or a demon.

Heck, I'd take a chubby, nerdy baphomet or familiar.

>> No.15548872

>>15548868
>brb gonna go write

>> No.15548874

>>15548845
I'll tie her up with the whip, get close to her ear and gently whisper WHAT IS A MONSTER? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS, BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU

>> No.15548875

>>15548868
>Kikimora master
But that's not natural!

>> No.15548882

>>15548871
>no pudgy CC demon who will show up at your house wearing nothing but a two sizes too small bikini and the new Blu Ray of your favorite anime

>> No.15548885

>>15548882
Yep, that would make my day right there.
Wouldn't even need to sign a contract to marry her.

>> No.15548886

>>15548875
It's a rare Kiki. The chance of one being born is 1/1000

>> No.15548890

>>15548866
>My headcanon
Fuck no. I treat them like circuits in mine. Each one and each combination a different meaning and only together forms a coherent whole.

I'm telling you the standard of what runes are in fantasy genres. I shouldn't even have to tell you this if you've read anything from lord of the rings (speak friend and enter) to DnD to weird stuff like Turtledove. It's like suddenly bringing up headcanon when somebody points out vampires like to feed on blood.

The way it's balanced in most game systems is that you need special materials to write runes, and what amounts to a penmenship check. That's the difference between a spellbook that's just full of regular spells with plain ink on paper and tossing a paper airplane at a goblin with explosive runes written on it.

Runes in the real world just mean letters, usually referring to a northern European source. The lilt is to imply they are old and act as a separate designator from the graphical languages who use pictograms like hieroglyphs or ancient aztec.

>> No.15548893
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15548893

What is this expression meant to convey?

>> No.15548894

>>15548866
Not him, but my headcannon has them with limited effects.
Meaning a Lich could become an indestructable Kenshiro that can attack faster than sound and still sling doomsday spells, but can't do something simple like "Omnipotence" or "MAMANOMANA = I WIN. PERIOD.". Depending on how they'rre placed on something can also affect how long they last. Tattoos or brands would last longer than simple paint or ink, but you may end up looking like that one shin megami tensei guy by the end or even Angry what'shisname frm FHA.

>> No.15548897

>>15548893
Displeasure that you just said her chest isn't big enough.

>>15548894
Angra Mayu

>> No.15548898

>>15548893
>You better like my hips or you'll cry and like my hips, 'cause I'm yan as fuck and coming for you.

>> No.15548900

>>15548893
Don't know. But I do wanna express my dick all over them titties.

>> No.15548901

>>15548897
>>15548898
>>15548900
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in Lichbutt.

>> No.15548902

>>15548866
Slamming a power source onto it would be p. cool. You'd either have to use some of your own mana or provide a crystal to go off when it gets triggered.

>> No.15548903

>>15548901
God damn it anon, not again. Just cum in her but and then try and pull out.

>> No.15548909

>>15548901
She's got you trapped, anon. Try fucking her and see what happens.
Is she laying on her stomach and reading? You might have to cum inside her multiple times to get her to release you.

>> No.15548910

>>15548909
>>15548903
Why isn't this shit in the manual?

>> No.15548915

>>15548890
But is is a recited incantation. And when they aren't straight up incantations, they are single word charms. Carve a rune of protection on a house and it's safe for a few days or whatever. Carve a rune for fire into the base of your sword and you are literally slapping on an attribute and going about your business.

Like, I'm not talking about LotR or DnD, I'm talking poetic Edda and nordic lore.

>> No.15548918

>>15548910
It was in the extra book that nobody reads. There is also a chapter on how to amplify their emotions in there too.

>> No.15548923

Frankenstein Lich who steals more sexy bodyparts from dead girls and sews them into herself when?

>> No.15548926

>>15548923
What about the poor dead girls?

>> No.15548929

>>15548926
They don't need the parts anymore, they're dead!

>> No.15548930

>>15548730
Anyone who likes painfully shy and nerdy types.

>> No.15548931

>>15548915
Nordic runes are literally the Nordic written language. You're just carving the word fire on something. Which is more than one letter if I recall right. And if you're going by lore, then most of what was done is stuff like hanging bird feet in trees because the people were largely illiterate.

You know something funny because of that though? A lot of the ancient rune stuff for the vikings was like those dumb tribal logo tattoos get today. "It totally means power and victory dude." But then what it actually says is. "Weak like child."

>> No.15548933

>>15548929
Lets see how she feels when a bunch of zombies missing body parts show up at her house.

>> No.15548935

>>15548923
>seven vagina
I could dig it.

>> No.15548936

Which monster would have the most affinity with runes?
Hard mode: No Celtic Trolls

>> No.15548937

>>15548766
Historianon?

>> No.15548938

>>15548936
Golems. All they have to do is read their instruction manual.

>> No.15548941

>>15548935
>Kejuurou scalp
>Golem hands
>Holst bust
>Oni abs
>Orc hips
>Paladin feet
>Baphomet genitals
>Kitsune tails

>>15548933
But who's going to revive them? They'll rot away in the graveyard and none will be the wiser.

>> No.15548943

>>15548933
>literal "waaaaaarm" tier zombies going up to a lich to get their parts back
Why don't you just send them to order headquarters, it'd be less painful.

>> No.15548944

>>15548937
Where did you get an idea like that?

>> No.15548946

>>15548941
She's a necromancer!
With that much necromantic energy floating around their bound to rise at some point.

>>15548943
Well, there'd be a lot of zomibes, not to mention that her other underlings may not take fighting their sisters so easily

>> No.15548947

>>15548941
Well this got dark quick.

>> No.15548952

>>15548946
You can't be this dense.

>> No.15548953

>>15548944
The way you exploded into a minor wall of text because someone disagreed with what you were doing in a story.

>> No.15548955

>>15548941
>Kitsune tails
>When Manticore tails exist
Even a Kakuen tail would make more sense for a Lich since it would give her something else to grab things with during her experiments.

>> No.15548960

>>15548953
1. I'm not the guy who wrote the wall of text
2. I'm not Historianon either

>> No.15548963

>>15548931
Odin used runes and read the incantation aloud to raise the dead. Lore-wise they are a little more than just the written language. And I'm not talking about what real world people did because magic doesn't exist. I'm talkign about in-universe lore.

>> No.15548965

>>15548955
9 fluffly manticore tails.

>> No.15548966

>>15548946
She can just put her old parts on the corpses if they rise up. Imagine a Holst with a flat chest slaving away in her laboratory, who would go for such a girl?

>>15548955
Big-ass titties don't make her better at lab tech either, they're all to make her more attractive.

>> No.15548969

>>15548936
Valkyrie, obviously. Or Jotunn

>> No.15548971

>>15548960
>not the guy who wrote the wall
Then I still could be right.

>> No.15548972

>>15548966
Do you want heroes?
Because thats how you get heroes.

>> No.15548973

>>15548971
I'm not saying you're wrong, I was just asking how you'd figure something like that out.

>> No.15548981

>>15548972
Heroes holding hands with flat-chested zombie Holst? Kissing a tailless zombie Kitsune? Hugging a short-haired zombie Kejuurou? This infestation must be stopped! They're impeding her supremely great work!

>> No.15548982

>>15548973
Because so far he's the only writefag who has done something like this before. It's like when Bollocks starts mentioning how he can't write and that he writes the same old thing, or how Alp keeps being uniquely Alp even when he doesn't announce himself.

I could be wrong, of course.

>> No.15548984

>>15548973
But yeah it's just posting styles. It isn't an exact science.

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>>15548982
>uniquely Alp

>> No.15548986

>>15548981
Well, maybe she shouldn't have stolen body parts from dead girls.

>> No.15548989

>>15548857
>She lets you drink some of her blood for a temporary boost for round 2

>> No.15548990

I want an Alp in a tuxedo to ask me out on a date!

>> No.15548991

>>15548982
I don't understand how that one guy can identify Harblador from just posting Suika. It seems like none of the other stalker weirdos have a tell for him.

>> No.15548992

>>15548990
I want Alp to post a picture of himself in a tuxedo so we can shit harder on him while secretly admiring his dress sense.

>> No.15548995

>>15548992
Thats gay, the fuck dude?

>> No.15549000

>>15548991
Oh, also you have Beast, who makes spelling errors everywhere in his posts. I know he's dyslexic, but it makes him easy to notice.

>> No.15549003

>>15548992
I can't put on a tuxedo, I can't even stand wearing suits.

>> No.15549007

>>15548982
>tfw you do a greentext and people think you're Alp
It's not fair! My writing is supremely better than his!

>> No.15549008

>>15548995
I don't mean with his dick out, faggot.

>> No.15549009

>>15548992
I want to shit on an Alp

>> No.15549011

>>15549007
And I don't even make greentexts!

>> No.15549015

>>15549003
But you'd look amazing in one! You could even write your next story wearing it, so even the anons who hate your work will be forced to admit you looked alpha writing it.

>> No.15549017

>>15549007
>>15549011
There are a lot of mistaken Alp sightings. Sometimes an anon is typing like Alp and sometimes he's just typing like a faggot. It's easy to confuse the two

>> No.15549021

>>15549017
It's true. I've also been mistaken for Alp once. It was the best day of my /mgt/ career.

>> No.15549028

>Demon and Goddess want you to be their paladins
>Demon promises you riches, multiple women besides her and freedom
>Goddess offers you the love of the people, a single beautiful and pure maiden to bare children with, and peace after death
Who do you choose

>> No.15549034

>>15549028
I choose the both of them. Not their promises. But them. They can serve as both my conscience and my wives.

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>>15549015
Alpha enough?

>> No.15549037

>>15548963
They're not different. It's just from a time when all words were thought to have power, and powerful people's words even more so. This extended to the written language. Even the Abrahamic peoples, the Greeks, the Egyptians and the Romans did this. It's the origin of spells and cursing in general.

>> No.15549038

>>15549028
>Demon is offering material wealth and NTR on herself
>Goddess is offering a boring life trapped with the ultimate stepford wife, also "peace after death" sounds like a poorly disguised threat

They both offer nothing of any value to me, I'll take my chances elsewhere.

>> No.15549040

>>15549028
Goddess goddess goddess goddess goddess please.

>> No.15549044

>>15549036
I just want you to know that I save all your drawings in a special folder and make back ups of them in case anything happens to my computer or the threads.

I'm not joking.
Also, yes. That looks dapper as fuck.

>> No.15549048

>>15549044
Why are you enabling this faggotry?

>> No.15549049

>>15549048
It's not like there's anything at all you could do to stop it.

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>>15549028
>love of the people
Pointless
>pure maiden
Probably a dead fish in bed who only likes missionary position.

Give me a demon any day, the other perks are a nice bonus but I'd choose a lovely blue girl even without those things.

>> No.15549060

>>15549037
You're conflating mythology with reality

>> No.15549066

>>15549028
>Demon offers money, a bunch of women who probably only want you for the money and power, and doesn't even define what freedom she is offering

It's like she doesn't even want my help. I'll go for the Goddess.

>> No.15549067

>>15549028
At first, I was going to definitely go with the Goddess, but then I realized that "the love of the people" is a pretty vague term.
I'm just not sure anymore. Not enough information to make an informed decision.

>> No.15549068

>>15549028
None.

>> No.15549071

>>15549028
>empty materialism
>generic fantasy hero life
Where are the interesting choices? Because so far I don't want either.

>> No.15549080

>>15549028
Neither. I choose the battle scarred Jinko wearing an eyepatch who's sitting at the end of the bar.

>> No.15549082

>>15549067
You get pre Marvel writer exodus DC Civilians

>> No.15549088

>>15549082
WELL SHIT, SIGN ME UP! FREE PRETZELS!

>> No.15549098

>>15549060
No. I'm giving the context of the mythology. You're looking at it from the perspective of today and going "those words are magic so they can't be regular words" versus a viking from 800AD would just be like "regular words are magic" It was never meant to be differentiated the way you're saying at the time it developed.

Of course we don't see it that way today and that's why they get used as separate things in fantasy. It just doesn't backtrack historically the same way.

Think of it like the development of the types of dragons. Dragon, drake, worm, wurm, wyvern, great serpent, were all synonyms at one point. It is in the modern era that we have taken those words and assigned them specific attributes they did not have in the past.

So while wyvern in something today means a very specific creature, if you're reading a historical story about a wyvern then you don't assume it's the arm wing lizard we know and love.

That's all it is. Odin's story is basically how he discovered the power of writing. That's the context. It's like the most metal episode of Sesame Street ever.

>> No.15549101

>Most people went for neither
It isn't surprising, neither of them have gone into detail on what half of their offers even mean.
The demon seems cold and obsessed with physical goods and wealth
The goddess seems to think we'd be swayed with a boring idealistic lifestyle.

>> No.15549110

>>15549101
They really are both shit. I would rather conquer my waifu's heart and live a life of adventure before settling down and having some kids.

>> No.15549113

>>15549101
Right. And I just want to help heal a battle scarred Jinko through her PTSD moments by holding her close and singing lullabies in her native language.

>> No.15549114

>>15549101
That's because they're just trying to get you hired on as a paladin. It's one of those fake "Make 80,000 a year on our sales team!" job offers. What are the odds you'll be able to win the war and call it quits to get all the stuff they promised? Somewhere between No Way and No Way in Hell.

>> No.15549116

>>15549028
I choose the Goddess' offer and then fail at my first quest by getting defeated by a Slime who rapes and marries me

>> No.15549117

>>15549098
Yes but we aren't arguing historiography and context here. You're missing the point entirely. Yes magic words were magic because back in the day not only did people believe that regular words held power, but only the powerful knew how to write the runes so they were further thought to be powerful. But that isn't what we're talking about here. Forget the context entirely I'm talking about completely in-setting. In the setting, runes were more than just written language.

>> No.15549131

>>15549101
This guy hit the nail on the head: >>15549114
Knowing me, I'd get my shit kicked in and I'd be left with nothing but broken dreams, regardless of who I sided with.
They were probably never planning on giving the reward in the first place, and were just looking for cannon fodder.

>> No.15549138

>>15549131
>not becoming a honeypot agent for the enemy of whichever side's girls you prefer
Waifu a Paladin-chan, that's as good as killing her!

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Ara?

>> No.15549156

>>15549114
>>15549131
Well, you have 2 ways of viewing this
1: You view yourself as a RPG protagonist and no matter how inexperience and weak you are now, you'll be the strongest hero in history by the end of your journey
2: You view yourself as yourself and unless you train for years, you will gameover early in your journey

Even KC and his "you can do whatever you want" attitude goes with the more realistic view

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>>15549116
Patrician taste, anon.

>> No.15549160

>>15549147
Ala.
ALALALALALALALALLALALALALLAH

>> No.15549164

>>15549044
But why? Also do you have the oldest ones?

>> No.15549166

>>15549147
Ooga booga, where all the shotas at?

>> No.15549167

>>15549147
Gonna talk with her and make her feel less lonely after spending so much time alone on those mountains.

>> No.15549170

>All these Chromatic dragons in these threads.
>Never a mention of Metallic types.

This always struck me as odd... is there just no love for good-aligned, guardian-type dragons?

>> No.15549171

>>15549170
>good-aligned
Metlatit, please. All the boys are sluts for evil.

>> No.15549174

>>15549170
Gold Dragons are sometimes mentioned, at least as drillhair ojous.

>> No.15549176

Kikimoras are slaves not maids

>> No.15549179

>>15549171
Speak for your fucking self, quisling.

>> No.15549182

>>15549176
I want to have a Kiki slave who I rape every night and force to bear my children! She can't do a thing to stop me!

>> No.15549183

>>15549179
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my wife telling some hero she's his mommy to get him off-guard.

>> No.15549189

>>15549170
Good metallics are for faggots Iron4lyfe

Chromatics are the classics anyway. Metallics are second gen and a symptom of the rampant pokemon syndrome of dragons the last couple decades

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>>15549156
>Even KC and his "you can do whatever you want" attitude goes with the more realistic view

Well the whole point of an MGE adventure is that sooner rather than later you get btfo and forcibly husbando'd by a monster.
It's a bizarre situation where the platitude that "The real adventure is married life" is actually true, which is why the settings info go on and on about what your waifu might cook you for dinner, rather than how the Broadsword +5 compares to the Flail with 3d4 fire damage.

>> No.15549193

>>15549164
Unfortunately, no.
I'd be grateful if you reposted them on an imgur link or something to help with my archiving.

>> No.15549196

>>15549191
>sooner rather than later you get btfo and forcibly husbando'd by a monster.
but what if the entire point of my quest is to marry a particular monster?

>> No.15549198

>>15549193
I'm asking you because I don't have them.

>> No.15549204

>>15549196
Is this like a quest to impress her parents and let you two marry or are you looking for a new girl?

>> No.15549217

>>15549196
KC hasn't addressed this yet so you can go ahead and headcanon it the way you want

I personally believe that you'd get raped anyway but no monster would husbando you if they felt that you loved a particular species

Oh, and you have Hakutakus that can tell you how to seduce any specific species

>> No.15549218

>>15549198
Damn. I wish I started saving them sooner now. There was something really charming and fun about them, like your early spaceworm art.

>> No.15549221

>>15549218
>early spaceworm art
I'm not sure what that is.

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>>15549196
The one that actually catches you showers you with so much love, affection, and blowjobs that you soon realise your quest was a fools errand, because you have everything you want right here.
...says the neet arachne to herself, as she octuple-leglocks her daki in the shadows and hopes that someone will fall into her web tomorrow. "Even if he doesn't like me at first, I-I'll be such a good wife I'll make him love me! I'll get pregnant and have lots of daughters, and then he'll have to take responsibility and stay with me, r-right?"

>> No.15549231

>>15549217
>I personally believe that you'd get raped anyway
but I have to protect my chasity for her.

>> No.15549236

>>15549217
What if I went to a Hakutaku's seduction school and then confessed my love to her on graduation day?

>> No.15549238

>>15549217
>Oh, and you have Hakutakus that can tell you how to seduce any specific species
I always thought Hakutakus are literally useless, because all monsters always want all the D anyway.
Learning how to seduce a monstergirl is like learning how to moisten a waterfall.
...possibly literally.

>> No.15549253

>>15549189
>Spoiler

Fair point, but I still find the concept of a mischievous, unflappable Copper Dragon who's terribly clever in the worst possible way as a mentor-figure to be something too good to pass up.

Bronze dragons can suck it, however.

>> No.15549254

>>15549238
They're mainly there for a teacher fetish.

>> No.15549255

>>15549238
Maybe they also teach you how to especially please your waifu, like the best way to brush tails and stuff.

>> No.15549261

>>15548213
>>15548218
KC has a lot of locations to draw from, yeesh.

>> No.15549262

>>15549223
If she catch me, i would leave first chance I got.

>> No.15549269

>>15549223
Spiders are for squishing between your arms in a there-there bear hug.

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>>15549262
Well now you know why spidergirls make webs, then

>> No.15549271

>>15549176
I'm going to treat my kiki with lots of love and affection and no one can stop me!

>> No.15549275

>>15549204
nah man,I'm just some villager that got bootleg copy of the encyclopedia looked through it found a girl that caught my fancy and decided thats the monster-girl im going to marry.

>> No.15549276

>>15549270
What if I found a shy mojo-NEET spider's cavern and proceeded to masturbate with her web?

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>>15549223
>that res
DELET THIS

>> No.15549285

>>15549271
That's not incompatible with slavery. I mean I'd cuddle my slave Kiki and cook her favorite foods for her every day but she'd still be a slave.

>> No.15549298

>>15549204
could be a number a ways such a quest could be started, perhaps he and the girl made a promise to marry each other when they were kids , like in love hina.

>> No.15549302

>>15549276
it would be a very sticky situation

>> No.15549306
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>>15549276
Well, imagine it from the other way round. You're just going about your regular NEET business on this gay earth, prepared to go out for the first time in a week to replenish your tendies, only to find a 10/10 qt furiously masturbating herself on your front doorhandle.

I'm not a neet or a monstergirl, but I think my response would be as pictured

>> No.15549314

>>15549223
10/10 would waifu in a heartbeat.

>> No.15549316

>>15549238
A Hakutaku can at the very least tell you their location
She also can give you enchanted items to make them even more attracted to you than they already are

If someone wants to marry a rare species he could definitely use a Hakutaku's help

>> No.15549317

>>15549306
>Well, imagine it from the other way round. You're just going about your regular NEET business on this gay earth, prepared to go out for the first time in a week to replenish your tendies, only to find a 10/10 qt furiously masturbating herself on your front doorhandle
I would tell her that's not how you lubricate the door handle, you got to use graphite lubricant.

>> No.15549334

>>15549314
Falling for the "You knocked me up!" meme?
Come on, anon, that's the monstergirls' oldest trick in the book.
I guarantee you she's just eaten ten cakes to give herself some bellyfat, and is hoping she can trick you into impregnating her for real before you realise.
> "What do you mean, pregnancies shouldn't take 14 months? Ah hahaha... err... m-monstergirls just have longer pregnancies than humangirls! Yeah, that's it!"

>> No.15549337

>>15549261
There's a lot of British monsters he could do too.
>Bluecap
A fairy/ghost that lurks in mines and helps people working there find what they need
>Knucker
Basically water dragons
>Brownie
Domestic hobgoblin-like creatures that don't like to be seen, will take offerings of food in exchange for doing housework
>Gremlin
Surprised that KC hasn't done this yet
>Shug Monkey
Cross between a sheepdog and a monkey

>> No.15549341

>>15549334
>Falling for the "you knocked me up" meme?
No. I'm falling in love with my spider waifu.

>> No.15549345

>>15549170
My story has metal dragons in it, but it's not a goood story and has mentions of useless trivia; such as metal dragons needing good quality ores to eat to keep their scales pretty and healthy looking.
Also, they have a bad case of gallows humor.

>> No.15549346

>>15549341
This guy gets it. Remember Anons, spider girls are for tender loving by the fireplace for the sole purpose of procreation.

>> No.15549354

>>15549346
>for the sole purpose of procreation
You disgust me.

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Friendly reminder that arachnophobia is a tragic mental disorder. Always provide love and support for those who show signs.

>> No.15549366

>>15549356
The best cure for arachnophobia is throwing them in a room with an Ushi-Oni. One night of that and suddenly regular spiders will seem tame.

>> No.15549368

>>15549356
why she looks so smug?

>> No.15549372

>>15549368
Because she knows she's pregnant with your daughters anon.

>> No.15549383

>>15549354
What disgusts me is that you don't know "I love you" in spider also translates into; "I want to have at least half a dozen clutches of daughters with you."

>> No.15549386

>>15549337
Well, to be fair, Hellhounds or things like them show up in British lore a hell of a lot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%C5%B5n_Annwn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_dog_(ghost)#Black_dogs_by_locale

One thing does catch my eye, however...

>"The Gurt Dog ("Great Dog") of Somerset is an example of a benevolent dog. It was said that mothers would allow their children to play unsupervised on the Quantock Hills because they believed that the Gurt Dog would protect them. It would also accompany lone travellers in the area, acting as a protector and guide."

>> No.15549387

>>15549366
>>15549356
Do you want paladins? Cause that's how you get paladins.

>> No.15549394

>>15549368
>Not being smug 24/7

>> No.15549396

Which non-god-level monstergirl would fare the best in the Berserk world?

I'm so glad a friend got me to read the manga before the new adaptation aired.

>> No.15549398

>>15548162
I'm a bit late because of sleep but, I want to flirt with a Manticore Nurse!
I want to assure her that I've fallen for her!

>> No.15549400

What would it actually be like fucking a monstergirl for a solid day non stop? If I fap while playing a game my abs begin to burn within the hour.

>> No.15549401

>>15549396
Berserk is not a manga that should be talked about here, it's dark and cruel and makes Wurms cry.
You should count yourself lucky you picked it up after we got off the fucking boat

>> No.15549402

>>15549396
Slimes. Short of point blank annihilation, you can't kill slimes with the weapons present in Berserk.
God that new anime is garbage.

>> No.15549405

>>15549396
Don't know. I haven't seen or read it. I know I'm slacking, but I've been really busy these past few months and I can barely find time to play vidya let alone watch anime and read manga.

>> No.15549407

>>15549386
I'm not sure how well that would go down with parents if it was a monster girl
>Letting your son play alone with a rape machine dog nearby.

>> No.15549408

>>15549386
You also have a good few reports of big cats in British woods, especially in the south.
>English Jinkos who like to live in the woods

Really though, all these "great beasts" in our folklore and local legends tend to be big cats that have been released by their owners or have escaped from captivity.
Hell, I bet the Loch Ness monster was just a big cat wearing a stupid hat.

>> No.15549409

>>15549383
This is some "in all levels but physical" bullshit.

>> No.15549412

>>15549402
You can CLANG them to death

>> No.15549414

>>15549405
Read the manga. It's one of the best things ever made.

>> No.15549422

>>15549414
If you stop reading after the lost children arc. It's a steady decline from that point onward.

>> No.15549423

>>15549408
>Hell, I bet the Loch Ness monster was just a big cat wearing a stupid hat.
That's not true I know a guy who lives there who's seen that goddamn Loch Ness Monsta at least sixteen times.
Speaking of him, he owes me about tree fiddy.

>> No.15549424

>>15549422
I disagree but I'm not going to get into an argument about it.
>>15549423
>spoiler
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE

>> No.15549432

>>15549424
What's real is that I need tree fiddy. Can you spot me anon?

>> No.15549436

>>15549432
It was then I realized, that sleazy shitposter on 4chan was actually an eight-storey crustacean from the late Paleozoic era.
Goddamn Loch Ness Monstah, you be leaving alone my threads now!

>> No.15549439

>>15549401
Yeah, I'm pretty young and I picked it up late, so I'm not one of those people who can split their life evenly into a "pre-boat" and "post-boat" era.

>>15549402
Oh that's true, slimes would be a hard counter to Guts, but I'm thinking of stuff like the apostles, if they'd be any threat. I haven't read far enough to see if there's any that don't rely on physical abilities.

>>15549405
I guess pick it up when you can. The manga "suffers" from this bizarre issue where the art is actually too good too frequently. You can only take in so much of it and still be amazed like one is the first time they read it.

>> No.15549442

>>15549439
Lighting is not a physical ability, but I don't think it does shit to Slimes.

>> No.15549446

Neat, L4No just recently finished APM's Gazer bust picture.

>> No.15549450

>>15549346
I would only pretend to love her so that I can secretly put boric acid in her food to ensure my freedom.

>> No.15549451

>>15549446
How do our waifufags do it?

>> No.15549453

Your waifu says she wants to master the Mime job class and then switch to Summoner.

Do you let her be an overpowered as hell mage, or do you convince her to be a GP tossing Samurai instead?

>> No.15549454

>>15549442
I dunno, depending on how you perceive it, lightning either would do much, or it would absolutely blast them to pieces/superheat them to the point that they explosively evapourate. They are a heavily water-based fluid entity, so I wouldn't want to expose one to a strong source of electricity.

>> No.15549455

>>15549451
It's just ten bucks. There's still six slots open. What are you waiting for?

>> No.15549457

>>15549442
Lightning is hotter than the surface of the sun anon.
She's turning to vapor.

>> No.15549461

>>15549450
No! Bad anon! If you're this edgy then go to your room and finish your sixth grade math homework!

>> No.15549465

>>15549451
We work hard, and spend the money other people use on frivolities to buy enduring testaments to our waifus.

I've spent almost $400 dollars on art for my waifu.
Just in this month.
When I look at it like that, I realise that I may have a very serious issue.

>> No.15549470

>>15549465
Your love and dedication will be rewarded.

>> No.15549475

>>15549465
I wouldn't consider love and devotion to be a 'serious issue'. Unless of course you're late on the bills or can't afford food because you've dropped all that money on your waifu.
Also if you think about it, that's how much you would be spending on her a month if she was real.

>> No.15549476

>>15549465
Everybody handles the existential dread in different ways.

>> No.15549477

>>15549439
Oh yeah no, no monstergirls without godlike power could handle the Apostles. Have you seem the bullshit they can pull?

>> No.15549478

>>15549465
She is going to pay you back in your bed.

>> No.15549482

>>15549465
Who's your waifu?

>> No.15549484

>>15549465
>waifufag spends duckets on commissions and other merch
>makes a shrine for his waifu
>MGs become real, as does his waifu
>his waifu sees his commissioned art and shrine and instantly makes him see a therapist

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>> No.15549488

>>15549477
I'm only up to Conviction Arc, and just at the point where Guts defends Jill's village against the first "elf" attack.
So far, the strongest/most threatening named Apostle the reader's been shown at that point is Zodd, I'm pretty sure.

>> No.15549489

>>15549485
What's wrong? Don't you like it? I've got the stockings too.

>> No.15549494

No art of your favorite monster girl yet all the waifufags get a ton of art of their favorites.

>>15549465
Who are you. And on what?

Whats the record on money spent?

>> No.15549495

>>15549477
you're thinking about the godhands, apostles for the most hands just have lots of muscle and sharp teeth

>> No.15549499

>>15549485
fucking succubutts cant even wear modest swimwear without being lewd

>> No.15549500

>>15549495
Have you seen Wyald, Grunbeld, Zodd and the giant apostles? It would be a case by case scenario really.

>> No.15549505

>>15549500
My mind just froze up in horror thinking about monstergirl versions of the Apostles and the Godhands.
Let's cease this train of thought and talk about cute shit instead, like a carefree life with your waifu who loves you.

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How do stop cat from eating bird? Is hard.

>> No.15549508

>>15549505
>monstergirl versions of the Apostles and the Godhands.
griffith would definitely be some sort of alp.

>> No.15549509

>>15549507
I want my boid,

>> No.15549514

>>15549507
Muzzle the cat.

>> No.15549517

>>15549505
I mean, Slan and Rosine kind of already count.
And remember that thing which killed Corkus? The base monster is there, with all the horror, we just need to mix in a little more girl.

>> No.15549518

>>15549494
>No art of your favorite monster girl yet all the waifufags get a ton of art of their favorites.
But I have multiple favourites and all but one have a reasonable amount of art.

>> No.15549527

>>15549507
Make her "eat" you.

>> No.15549529

Whats your favorite waifufag?

>> No.15549531

>>15549494
It's a pretty nice feeling when you contribute to your favorite monster's gallery. Even if it was just a request and an artist took pity on you.

>> No.15549539

>>15549529
t. waifufag

>> No.15549540
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>>15549470
One day, I hope.

>>15549475
Nah, I've saved up a good amount, I always make sure I've got enough to pay for basic stuff before anything else.
Yeah, if she was real, I wouldn't be able to hold myself back from spending everything save for food and living money on her.

>>15549476
It's a very expensive form of escapism.

>>15549478
>>15549482
Anubis, and that'd be great. Falling asleep with one of the pictures of her still on my screen or something, and waking up with her physical there, right out of the picture. If only. But >>15549484 could also happen.

>>15549494
Just an occasional writefag for a hobby, who loves anubi.
I've spent $490 on anubis art, and a little more on some other monstergirls.

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15549541

>easily come up with badass humans being badass, like a group of brave knights who throw away their identity as they don iconic white armor and fight against evil, or a team of mercs who get shit done
>try and think up awesome things with monsters
>end up with overly YAMATO DAMASHII Lizardman who uses a katana like it's a regular longsword, and an archer Dullahan who ends up having her head fall off after each shot

Anyone else have a similar problem?

>> No.15549550

It's raining. Is now a good time to run errands without getting ambushed by a monster girl?

>> No.15549562

>>15549550
Sure, but be careful since some of them can take you inside to dry up.

>>15549540
Until the end of this year I will probably start working again. And if I am, I don't think I'll be able to hold back on commissions.

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15549565

>>15549465
>>15549484
My hope is that if this desperate attempt at a ritual works and Miia becomes real, i'll have time to hide my shrine and dakis before before she sees them

I'm afraid it would make her worried about my mental health, which has admittedly been deteriorating in some ways the last few years

>> No.15549569

>>15549541
Kind of.
But those knights without identity sound intriguing.
I wonder if monsters would find their existence tragic?

>> No.15549571

>>15549550
Nureonago's favorite.

>> No.15549574

If you were sent to the MGE world. Where would you wanna live? Whats your ideal home with your waifu? If you don't have a waifu where would you explore?

>> No.15549575

>>15549541
>YAMATO DAMASHII Lizardman
This could be fun.

>> No.15549576

>>15549514
>create Banecat
No thanks.

>> No.15549579

>>15549576
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK

>> No.15549580

>>15549541
Will that Ryu ever leave the egg?

>> No.15549581
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>>15549507
She really is a cute catgirl.
How long until the artist fucks up and makes her into a futa? Yes, I'm still platinum mad.

>> No.15549584

>>15549541
A small band of 11 monster mercs wreathed in cloaks over their black armor and only one of their member ever speaks to any one else, or even acknowledges any one else's presence. They are paid highly to do the most dangerous of jobs because they work as a small tight knit unit with too-perfect harmony. And they work in such unison because the entire merc outfit is an incubus, his uber-powerful Living Armor waifu and the suits of armor she controls.

>> No.15549587

>>15549574
My waifu's castle.

>> No.15549589

>>15549541
Just think of the badass things a human could do, then make that character a monstergirl instead.
There, problem solved, and you can then implement their abilities into the story as you go.

>> No.15549591

>>15549574
Forest cabin near a river with underground maze and a zillion escape routes. I'd like to be a hunter/blacksmith and explore ruins and the like, explore everywhere but the desert. Fuck deserts. Though I might venture there for Khepris.

>> No.15549595

Which monster girls that you like have the least amount of art?

>> No.15549596

>>15549574
Probably a fairly remote home near the mountains.

>> No.15549600

>>15549574
Either an undead city, a comfy seaside town or a snowy isolated village in the mountains.
I would enjoy any of the three.

>> No.15549602

>>15549595
Dark Priest
Dark Valkyrie
Kobold
Oomukade

>> No.15549603

>>15549595
soldier beetle, echidna and golem

>> No.15549604

>>15549595
Scylla.

>> No.15549608

>>15549581
Please don't remind me.

>> No.15549610

>>15549574
Seaside undead kingdom. Easily. in some highlands where it snows often and is always misty, and where you need to enchant yourself with warmth to go swimming in the frigid sea

>> No.15549612 [SPOILER] 
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>>15549574
Deruella's castle.
You know exactly why.

>> No.15549613

>>15549574
My first choice is kind of impractical. My second choice, however, would be a nice seaside house on the coast of a desert nation. Lots of bright stone, silky sand, palm trees and beaches.

>> No.15549614

>>15549610
>seaside undead town
Oh, why didn't I think of combining them like this? Best answer.

>> No.15549616

>>15549574
Deep in the abyss with the other deep ones

Or maybe just in an underground society

There is something weirdly attractive to being in such an enclosed and remote place where only a few lives, I blame living in a world where everyone is linked together one way or another

>> No.15549620

>>15549612
>You know exactly why.
So you could NTR her with Mari's cat and get high as balls on her drug supply during formal dinner parties?

>> No.15549626

>>15549574
A big house in a big empty field in the border of a town. Yep, that's where I want to live with my waifu.

>> No.15549627

>Find an Abandoned Dragon girl hatchling.
What do?

>> No.15549629

>>15549595
Hobgoblin
Khepri
Oomukade
JubJub
Glacies
Doppleganger
Kakuen
Arch Imp

All need more art, I think Jubjub has the most out of all of them though.

>> No.15549630

>>15549620
No, so I could romance her.
NTR is shit.

>> No.15549634

>>15549616
>I blame living in a world where everyone is linked together one way or another
Just close your facebook account. It works wonders. Do you know who had toast for breakfast and had to wait a minute extra at the post office today? Because I sure as fuck don't.

>> No.15549635

>>15549627
Raise as daughteru with Wurm waifu

>> No.15549638

>>15549627
Raise her as my own daughter as best as I can.
Cry like a baby when she gets married because I'm so proud of her.

>> No.15549641

>>15549629
>Hobgoblin
Yes. She needs more art, shortstack, dumb sleepy girls are the best archetype.
She also needs stories. I would, but I'm busy not writing two others right now.

>> No.15549643

>>15549627
abandon her its what shes used to

>> No.15549648

>>15549630
NTR is hilarious when the NTR'd is a demonic god who just walked in on her husbando tripping out and feeling up her sister's cat.

>> No.15549651

>>15549627
Raise her to be my wife. Wait no, that's what monster girls do.

Raise her to be a proud Dragon with a big hoard.

>> No.15549653

>>15549614
Just imagine chilling in your castle, on a balcony overhanging a cliff, looking out across the ocean, the waifu in your arms and the crisp sea-breeze blowing in. Maybe a drink. What would you drink in that kind of cenario?

>> No.15549660

>>15549507
That reminds me of that webm with 3DPD with cat whiskers eating a mouse alive
Anyone saw it?

>> No.15549662

>>15549580
The pizzas from Piestrong and Dragon are meant to lure her out of the egg.

>>15549569
Who can say, but I'd say there's bound to be at least 10,000,000 Wurms that will be sad.
The knights follow the lessons and path of a hero from the past who selflessly fought for others under glorious white armor. Said hero also defeated the 4th DL of the setting and vanished without a trace after that.
The group itself uses elite troops of the present to fill its ranks, and each member wears the same style of white armor while wielding a sword and shield of the highest quality.
They basically play as a "Supreme Tank/Glacier" when it comes to defensive battles in the stories lore, as well as those who actively fight against evil and such. They're only mentioned here and there at first, but will actually appear later on in the story.

>> No.15549663

>>15549648
No, NTR is shit.
NTR is always shit.
I'd hang out with the cat though. Platonically.

>> No.15549664

>>15549641
Thinking about it, regular Hobgoblins need more attention too.

Maybe some silly stuff like a Hobgoblin using her absurd strength to give her friends shoulder rides or getting drunk around a camp fire after pillaging. Get to work you lazy bum.

>> No.15549665

>>15549574
I would probably live alongside a coastal part of a desert region.
Beaches to relax on, desert ruins to explore, and plenty of oceanic and desert MGs to look at.

>> No.15549666

>>15549653
>castle
No, fuck that. I'm not some power mad guy. I'd go for a nice flat or cottage near the sea.

As for a drink? My standard ale, or maybe a cuba libre. Rum and coke is wonderful. I recently found some special Madagascar coke designed to be a mixer, and it makes the best cuba libras.

>> No.15549667

>Someone mentioned Holstaur + Hobgoblin combo last thread
That's what we need art of.

>> No.15549669

>>15549627
Denounce my deliquent ways and become the greatest father ever!

>> No.15549674

>>15549664
>Get to work you lazy bum.
I should. I've got these two story ideas that the thread will either love or hate, and I'm interested in seeing how you all react.

>> No.15549680

>>15549663
But you're NTRing Druella of all people!
Fucking DRUELLA!
With a magic cat!
On drugs!

>> No.15549683
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>>15549574
WockFag and i have talked about this a lot, and a small little JRPG type forest village would be the best.

We would live all together and have our own little shops we ran with out wives

I wanted to be the blacksmith since it's always been a dream of mine, I would run the forge and Miia would sell things in the front I also like to imagine that she would have a special novelty food item that actually damaged the person eating it

Jabberwock would be the boss in a nearby castle overlooking the town, but she would come down now and then with Wockfag for supplies and to visit with the townspeople and see their friends

it would be nice and cozy

>> No.15549685

>>15549680
I want to cocktease a catgirl by treating and cuddling her like a normal cat.

>> No.15549689

>>15549666
>Castle means powerhungry
I don't like you, satan.

>> No.15549695

>>15549589
That could work.
Like:
>legendary blacksmith that forges things heroes would kill and loot houses for
>Is a Dragon
>Legendary kung Fu master that's basically Li Shuwen
>Is a Jinko
>Mage credited for destroying an entire continent
>Wurm that learned Flare Star

>> No.15549696

>>15549667
>Milky Hobgoblin with a cowprint bra
I want it.
>>15549674
Oh so you're that writefag. Looking forward to giving them a fair shot at least, any hints at how they may be controversial?

>> No.15549702

>life is nice with your zombie wife
>she's a simple girl with simple pleasures, which is great since you enjoy just sitting around with her watching tv
>one day you wake up to find she's turned into a wight
>your start to worry that her new noble lifestyle will end those relaxing days at home
>to your surprise, however, she's only high society when out in public
>as soon as you two are alone her eyes go blank and she wraps her arms around you, absentmindedly moaning "waaaaarm"
>life is good

>> No.15549706

>>15549689
Having a castle means you or your waifu rule over the place. That isn't for me.
I'd want to be just a normal guy living in a city full of horny women who happen to see breathing as optional and haven't had a pulse in centuries.

>> No.15549710

>>15549706
>Having a castle means you or your waifu rule over the place.
What? No it doesn't. There are three castles on this street alone.

>> No.15549715

>>15549696
I don't think I'm who you think I am, and no, it won't be the sort of thing that implodes the thread. Just a different take on certain monsters that some might like and some might hate.
I hate self promotional faggotry though so that's the end of it from me.

>> No.15549716

>>15549667
>Holstaur/Hobgoblin combo
So basically a shortstack Holstaur with tits the size of Minka and an ass that makes Nikki Minaj jealous.
I'll take five.

>> No.15549719

>>15549710
>a town mostly made of castles
Eh, I can't see that looking good, but to each his own.

>> No.15549730

>>15549702
Threadcanon zombies and wights in general ruin the undead pretty hard for me.

What happened to having a regular undead waifu who isn't a boring high society fuckhead or a brainless idiot?

>> No.15549731

>>15549719
It would look a little like Yharnam just slightly less modern.

>> No.15549733

>>15549730
wern't they originally brainless idiots?

>> No.15549736
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>>15549730
That's what cuddly vamps are for

>> No.15549737

>>15549706
There's a lot of old castles that you can buy and live in.
http://i.imgur.com/W4oIYDX.jpg
This one's for sale in Italy for €13 million.

>> No.15549738
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15549738

You wouldn't turn down your Tanuki overlords would you anon?

>> No.15549740

>>15549736
she cant do the dishes though, the whole weakness against moving water and all that.

>> No.15549743

>>15549730
I mean, giving your own wight waifu a shit tier personality is your own damn faut, but I've been wanting a mid-tier undead for a while now.

>> No.15549747

>>15549731
I never thought Yharnam looked that nice to live in. I'd rather a standard town with maybe a castle in the middle for the ruling Wight and her husbando.

>>15549733
In Romero movies, yes. But I'd like an undead who isn't a leader or mindless drone. A regular girl in terms of mental ability and power would be great.

>> No.15549750

>>15549738
Dragons are the natural predator of tanukis

>> No.15549752

>>15549738
yeah I would

>> No.15549753

>>15549747
>In Romero movies,
I mean in MGE

>> No.15549757

>>15549747
like that one undead girl from monster musume?

>> No.15549758

>>15549738
>tfw I want a Tanuki not just for a bushy tail cuddleslut but because I need the finacial help

>> No.15549759

>>15549680
And I don't want to cheat on Deruella.
I want to cuddle her while whispering how much I love her into her ear.
I want to mating press the blackberry and give her children.

>> No.15549761

>>15549743
>I've been wanting a mid-tier undead for a while now.
Exactly!
>giving your own wight waifu a shit tier personality is your own damn faut
Speaking as someone who has had to deal with the upper class fairly often recently, they are self absorbed pricks in general.

>> No.15549763

>>15549736
A shit

>> No.15549764

>>15549541
Why get all gimmicky with the girls? You can do the same badass stuff with them as the guys.

>group of brave monstergirls from some podunk village who band together as mercs to go out and find husbands in the world

People would eat that up if you did it right.


I had a good idea the other day too about a modern wurm who is a student of historical martial arts. She has a little show where she talks about how certain things were used and how they developed over the centuries.

>Hello, everyone! And welcome to another edition of Wyrm Gladiatoria
>Today we'll be looking at a new antique piece I got in, the late demonic era lamian saber
>Here we can see how the lamia's physiology has dictated the form of the weapon
>Lamia fighters were unique in that they could move and fight almost belly to the ground
>This gives them excellent reach in a split second and lets them engage at the difficult to defend level of the enemy's feet
>Even experienced swordsmen have trouble fighting a foe that low and fast. I use that trick in fencing practice all the time!
>This helps offset the larger target of their long bodies and their difficulty in quickly shifting their ground position
>Like my instructor says, girls without legs just ain't got footwork
>You can tell most combat was seen from this low level by the design of the blade
>This curve with a slightly forward balance is built for slashing, not thrusting, showing it was used mostly in cutting attacks against the legs and thighs. There's huge arteries in the inner thighs and one good nick could spell the end of an opponent. Upward slashes at the belly were also easier to slide under plate and gambisen. I won't even mention the more delicate places that they could target
>Moving down to the hilt you can see this is a basket design that evolved from ring guards that were originally added to the multimonster standard crosshilted version of this blade several centuries prior
>Your hands are THE most vulnerable part of your body in the moment of a strike because it is the part of you closest to the enemy. All they have to do is get one good hit in there and you are disarmed and probably missing a finger or three
>Some people like me have natural armor on our hands and forearms that act as a gauntlet. It's why dragons never developed guarded hilts in any monstergirl society over the years and why lizardgirls and salamanders have dominated unarmored combat against many more humanoid adversaries in arena matches
>But for a lamia, who notoriously don't use heavy armor like plate gauntlets, a regular crossguard meant the blade needed to held above and behind to protect the hand
>With a basket hilt, you protect the hand and can hold it in front of you for quicker reactions and strikes. It's the same principle we use for modern straight saber fencing!
>The one piece of armor that was really popular with lamian warriors was the helmet, always the most essential piece of armor to anyone, it went double for someone who had their head jutted so far forward from the rest of their body when fighting
>This was usually used in conjunction with the burmble or turtleback shield to help deflect attacks from above, though we have some old records of using a tail buckler as well
>To end on a bit of a somber note, you can tell this made was for campaigns against humans. As we all know, the taking of husbands was the most common cause for combat during this time
>More objectively, monstergirl armor, being heavier and thicker on average than that being able to be worn normally by a human, is largely combated by good thrusting and piercing weapons. Or by big blunt force weapons that can concuss through the armor like warhammers and maces
>A cutting weapon isn't much good for that
>That's the long and short of this lamian saber.
>We hope you liked today's show! Let us know what you thought in the comments below and what you'd like to see next time on Wyrm Gladiatoria!

>> No.15549770

>>15549747
what about a wight that gets tired of all the backstabbing and political intrigue that comes with being part of an aristocracy and just want to live as a normal woman?

>> No.15549773

>>15549747
>I never thought Yharnam looked that nice to live in

No accounting for taste I suppose

>> No.15549778

>>15549761
there's still ghouls and liches if you aren't happy with zombies and wights

>> No.15549781

>>15549761
They are also 3d. whats your point?

>> No.15549782

>>15549764
I like it. You should make a series out of that.

>> No.15549783

>>15549747
>tfw everyone forgets that most Wights are also resurrected female warriors and knights

>> No.15549785

>>15549770
I could totally go for that.

>>15549773
Admit it, even for an undead city it looks a bit depressing.
You know what I'd like? A MGE style version of Halloween Town. That manages to be gothic and really fun.

>> No.15549787

>>15549738
>>15549750
>ywn never enforce evil tankui plans to steal dragon hoards to the point dragons end doing degrading piggyback rides to kids and their husbands have to sell to sperm banks

>> No.15549792

>>15549761
I feel like there's an 'Aristocrats' joke in there but I'm too tired to think of it.

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>>15549785
I'd enjoy the costuming

>> No.15549797

>>15549781
My point is experience with the real thing can ruin it for you.

>>15549783
I admit, I was talking about the threadcanon where they're all high society. The revived warriors would probably be ok.

>> No.15549799

>>15549540
MAGNIFICENT!

>> No.15549805

>>15549785
>, even for an undead city it looks a bit depressing.
Only because its so obviously gone to shit. Imagine all those idestreets and alleys an warrend filled with city noise, running undead kids, passing traffic by carriage, the squares and circles filled with vendors and stalls and the smells of cooked food.

Yharnam would clean up good.

>> No.15549813
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15549813

Here in Arkham, we all have a Shoggoth on the roof.

>> No.15549815

>>15549813
I can only wonder what it'd be like to live in the monstergirl equivalent of Arkham.
https://youtu.be/t0URLGsf1e0

>> No.15549817

>>15549785
>I could totally go for that.
but then she pulls a fast one on you and it was all a ruse to trick you into luring you to her terrority.

>> No.15549818

>>15549783
>be a caterer in MGC
>get called to do one of those high society Wight parties
>whatever you get paid mad dosh
>get there and realize that 'high society' apparently means drinking until they pass out
>paying the bartender to do body shots
>feeling up the waiters
>it's okay though the amount of money you all made in tips covers all the damage your dignity took that night

>> No.15549820

>>15549815
Rape everywhere, all the time. But that's okay, because if you over to Innsmouth on Sundays, you can get punch and pie at the Esoteric Order of Dagon.

>> No.15549823

>>15549683
>Comfy slice of life with Anons and their Monster Waifus in a fantasy setting
If there was one word for this, it'd be cozy

>> No.15549827

>>15549785
Since KC is capable of drawing architecture, I wonder if he'll be kind enough to give us visual depictions of the Undead Kingdoms.

>> No.15549834

>>15549813
I'd rather a Shoggoth in my bed, thanks.

>> No.15549841

>>15549827
Gothic shit everywhere, I love it.
>>15549834
Well I hope you have a ladder to get her down from there.

>> No.15549844

You now realize the phrase "in bed, surrounded by loved ones" has very different connotations when monstergirls are included in the equation.

>> No.15549847

>>15549817
Well this doesn't help my dislike for wights at all.

>> No.15549857

>>15549818
>Finally get home at 5 in the morning
>Really tired, but want to shower before bed
>Getting undressed, realize your phone's gone
>The pocket it was in now contains 3 thongs and a piece of paper with a phone number on it

>> No.15549860

>>15549847
yeah but I love ironic stories like that

>> No.15549861

Do MGs have quirks like their animal counterparts?
>like Holstaurs not being able to go down stairs
>or dog girls who 'run' in thier sleep
>or harpies picking up anything shiny on the ground

>> No.15549869

>>15549860
What would stop me from just straight up leaving her?

>> No.15549876

>>15549857
>contains 3 thongs and a piece of paper
What kind of Wight wears three thongs at once?

>> No.15549883

>>15549876
It was those triplets that kept brushing their spectral claws against your arms as you walked by, anon.

>> No.15549888

>>15549861
I'm okay with this.

>> No.15549889

Which monstergirls would be the rudest?
https://youtu.be/65wblLv1XDk

>> No.15549890

>>15549861
That would be stupid and verging on bestiality.

>> No.15549891

>>15549876
She knows you might make her wet, so she brings some reserves.

>> No.15549892

>>15549883
>Wight triplets
Oh sweet lord I don't need this boner now.

>> No.15549895

>>15549861
That's retarded. The holstaur part, at least.

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>>15549861
>or dog girls who 'run' in thier sleep

good god that be cute

>> No.15549898

>>15549890
>verging on beastiality
How so anon?

>> No.15549904

no video game loving monster to enjoy EVO with

>> No.15549906

>>15549861
Why not go the whole way and just make them mentally animals with tits?
The moe stuff goes too far sometimes.

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>>15549861
Quite partial to the canines dog paddling as well.

>> No.15549910

>>15549895
Why? Real cows literally cannot go downstairs. We pranked a rival school like that back in my day. They had to shoot the cow to get it out of the school.

>> No.15549921

>>15549910
You bastards.

>> No.15549922

>>15549910
Holstaurs have two legs, so they won't encounter the stair issue.

>> No.15549923

>>15549910
Because instead of monstergirls you've got girls who act like stupid animals. It's just cringey and stupid.

>> No.15549926

>>15549910
>being proud of animal abuse
I will look for you. I WILL find you. And then I'm going to kill you.

>> No.15549928

>>15549910
Where did you get a cow anyway?

>> No.15549930

>>15549910
>hey guys, MGs should just be petting zoo level, amirite?
>lol, once we got a cow shot!
You sound like a complete cunt.

>> No.15549932

>>15549910
>They had to shoot the cow to get it out of the school.
The logical question is to ask why they had to kill the poor thing
But I'm more curious as to where the hell did you get a cow from

>> No.15549940

>>15549861
>Harpies picking up anything shiny on the ground

Why is my Dragon waifu shaking?

>> No.15549945

Thought I'd try my hand at writing something after lurking for so long.

http://pastebin.com/RsZtWYJg

P-pls no bully

>> No.15549950

>>15549861
>>15549910
So not only are you trying to enforce some ineffectual moe threadcanon on the girls, you're boasting that you got an animal killed. Fuck off.

>> No.15549951

>>15549861

>> No.15549952

>>15549940
>Doragon sees something shiny of the ground
>Goes to pick it up
>Harpy just swoops in out of nowhere and takes it and flies off
And thus a rivaly was born

>> No.15549953

>>15549908
Sounds like a pain in the ass. You'd hope you didn't live anywhere too warm, because you'd wanna snuggle in with her as tight as possible so she doesn't have the range of movement to hit you.

>> No.15549955

>>15549869
a legal (and soul)binding marriage contract
I imagine that was her reason for keeping up the ruse , and she would let out a villainous ojou type laugh when it signed.

>> No.15549956

>>15549945
Do you intend to do consecutive updates?

>> No.15549959

>>15549951
I meant to say I like the idea.

>> No.15549961

>>15549926
>>15549930
>>15549950

Not him but nobody should ever feel sorry for a cow. If you've spent any time ranching, you know it with all your heart. Those things are a big dumb tasty menace. Nobody would bother with them if they weren't good for milk and meat. It's why the Auruchs is extinct.

That being said, he should be shot for being a prankster asshole. Tricksters are just the worst.

>> No.15549963

>>15549574
My name is Max.
My world is rape and lust.
Once, I was a writer.
A keyboard warrior searching for righteous cause.
As the world corrupted, each of us in our own way was broken.
It was hard to tell who was more crazy.
Me
Or the monster girls.

Here they come again.
Trying to worm their way into the sanctuary of my bed.
I tell myself "they cannot touch me."
They are long behind me.

I am the one who runs from both the living and the dead.
Hunted by bachalorettes.
Haunted by those who have tied the knot.
So I exist in this wasteland.
A man, reduced to a single instinct.

Stay chaste.

>> No.15549964

>>15549764
I thought about a Scylla pirate who goes around attacking trade ships, but then I remembered the lack of canons in the setting and decided not to do it.
I also mused over the idea of a group of monsters that act like the Elemental Archfiends from FF4; with a Zombie/Wight as earth, Harpy/Thunderbird for wind, Mermaid/Something for water, and [sploier]Phoenix[/spoiler] for fire.

>> No.15549965

>>15549945
>Tag baphomet
Maybe some day I'll read your stuff. Today is not that day.

>> No.15549968

>>15549950
>Accusing him of trying to force something after one or two posts
>Calling anything you don't like moe

>> No.15549970

>>15549928
One kid from our school owned a farm (his family did at least) and instead of putting down the cow himself, he put it in the bell tower of thier school and made them take care of it.

>>15549926
>being proud of animal abuse
I didn't know this happened until after the fact.
Also, as one who's humanely had to put down a shit ton of animals I really wouldn't call it animal abuse. I consider it police brutality because a white cop killed a black cow.
#cowlivesmatter

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>>15549945
Fresh meat, huh?

>> No.15549972

>>15549945
Haha look, Alp tried to wri-

Oh, wait. You aren't Alp.

So, serious reaction time it is then:
Write more before posting, this isn't much to go by. I really can't offer much advice with such a tiny amount of material.

>> No.15549973

>>15549964
Pirates existed long before gunpowder, friend.

>> No.15549974

>>15549956
>>15549945
Might try to finish it today if people are interested. Don't expect high quality literally the first story I wrote.

Any advice is always welcomed.

>> No.15549978

>>15549970
I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say at this point, just fucking kill yourself you piece of shit.

>> No.15549980

>>15549952
>Dragon keeps messing with the crow gang nextdoor

She gets even more mad when they say that soon they will steal her most precious treasure.

>> No.15549981

>>15549945
>Baphomet
You have my attention

>> No.15549982

>>15549968
>monstergirls should act like cutesy animals!
>not moe
You aren't even trying.

>> No.15549984

>>15549970
Ok I'm going to ask the question nobody else is for some reason.
How the fuck did you get it up there in the first place if you couldn't get it back down?

>> No.15549986

>>15549973
yeah but without canons it just doesn't fit in with our modern romanticised view of it.

>> No.15549994

>>15549945
Line 11 has two glaring issues.
>Suddenly you see a giant green glow come from the other side of your barrier. You feel a huge blast hit the barrier from you can assume was that Baphomet.

I guess it should be "from what you can assume was that Baphomet". The other thing is the repeated use of the word barrier, it feels clunky. Change the second "barrier" to "it".

>> No.15549997

>>15549974
Keep at it and don't let assholes run you off.

>> No.15549999

>>15549974
Honestly, write more before you post. 30 lines or so isn't even a minor update.

>> No.15550003

>>15549910
Holstaurs being afraid of heights would be the only comparable thing to Cows being unable to go down stairs.

>> No.15550005

>>15549986
Personally, I'd love some old school Mediterranean pirates. Pirates of the Agean kinda stuff. You could still have bows and catapults and flamethrowers. Lots of crazy things.

>> No.15550007

>>15549980
>Crow gang barking and insulting the Doragon while she's on a morning stroll through the market, saying that she isn't as fast as she once was in terms of getting loot
>One even says it must be because she's getting old, and they all laugh
>Anon tells his Doragon waifu to just ignore them
>One of the crow harpies mock and say that she's so slow that they could rob her horde dry right under her nose
>BREAKING NEWS: Massive Fire in Local Shopping District

>> No.15550008

>>15549970
>being an ass about it
Nah, you're a dick.

>> No.15550013

>>15549984
Cows can climb up the stairs but can't climb down. Their knees don't bend or something

>> No.15550015

>>15550013
Thats when you put them on a bed and slide it down the stairs.

>> No.15550017

>>15549945
Line 19
>Hell you would be pissed to
Should be "pissed too".
Line 21
>You cast a glance at lion ring
Should be "at the".
Line 24
>A red lion curled around a white gem; a gift from your uncle, but the ring is not important what is important is what it stores.
Put a second semicolon between important and what.

>> No.15550023

>>15550013
ive heard people say the same thing about bears which turned out to be completely untrue.

>> No.15550024

>>15550013
It depends on the angle of the stairs. Steep ones like you often find inside a house or an old building are too much for them. They can do the low grade stuff fine though. That's not much different than running them up and down the loading ramps for a semi.

>> No.15550031

>>15549945
NEW WRITEFAG.
>24 lines
I know its a work in progress, but next time make a bit more progress before showing us. T